One trick pony

Rating: 4/10 (28 January 2020)

All the wanna be luvvies who are tripping over themselves to give this a high score are the same who look at a banana skin accidentally left on a gallery floor and think it's art. Making one long scene is clever. And I mean FULL STOP
The characters had nothing about them, the mission was bizarre given the importance, there are so many weird things thrown in to pad the story and historically challenged.
Just for one, the accuracy of the weapons was terrible but these soldiers could fire from the hip to within inches, the main character gets shot, falls down stairs and just has a cut at the back of his head. He crosses a river only to end up washed down it, back on the other side, a few minutes from where his random 5 minute truck journey dropped him off and is right at the end of the mission. I could go on about a woman and baby (and somehow talking to her???) drunkard not being taken out and a miracle cow. Imagine how you felt when you first saw saving private Ryan, now remember how you felt when you thought you had at least won a tenner on the lottery only to find out you didn't put it on. Guess which film this is.