Oh lord what a pile of dung

Rating: 2/10 (18 January 2020)

Where to begin? This opiod fueled pile of garbage drained my heart and soul. It was so bad i cried laughing. Just a few points of absolute stupidity:
1.) Absolute cheat codes used in every scene harry potter esque invisibility cloak
2.) Swear at germans for 1hour firsr german they see they try to save
3.) All tbe fkin cows ar eshot dead apart from one whole cow which milked itself and the germans who trip wired, blew up, cut down TREES poisoned the well decide to leave the milk ina bucket which the blade runner happens to need later bht not once drinks from again
3.) A wounded almost dead pilot manages to shank a man to death
Said pilot manages to crasg land into tbe one standing structure in the entire plains of france
4.) He takes foreeveeeer to cross a bridge he coulda just jumpes 1 meter to cross ( bare in mind he jjmped bljnd across a mine shaft)
5.) Sniper takes forever to take his shots misses every single one tbe bullets are clearly not coming from that direction yet he bassicly no scopes him in 3 in some weird stand off. Germans retreated h say? Clearly not
6.) He runs like an absolute chicken a german sees him misses front point blank and i shit u not like in call of duty decides to lay down to take a shot. No one else appears to pay attention to this. He kicks a door in tbe one remaining building in the town and low and behold a lass is there witha fkin child which isnt hers needs milk he happens to have wtf is she gna do after tht canteen is done? What did she do before?!?!?
7.) Germans getting drunk on the front line because yh why not fk it
8.) Kills german (god he killed mroe people with his hands then with his gun) then decides to rugby tackle the other and run away and jump into a river which be somehow communicated with tbe french girl about.
9.) Survives the river and manages ti sneak up on AN ENTIRE BATTALION which somehow missed the stragling germans in tbe town maybe thats how as they were demented. Sat down and had a listen to a song whilst time is of the essence. Cute.
10.) He asks for the general and goes over the top literally half a second before everyone else and what does the sargenat say? ' what you doing you madman???' Or some shit like wtfffffff
11.) General lets a wave go refuses to read a fkn letter ljke who does that.
12.) Lord two planes fly around tbe place coulda just threw loads of leaflets or some shit
Anyone with half a brain who says this film is good should be imprisoned. It was an opiod micheal bay esque film. Decent cinematography.
Total failure. Honest to god the storyline jn battlefield 1 was better a ps4 game.
For a damn war movie it was total bullshit