Please shoot me

Rating: 1/10 (2 March 2008)

This movie was terrible. Don't buy it, don't rent it, don't so much as waste your time thinking about whether or not to watch it. You'll get something more intelligible if you turn on the Tele-Tubbies.
First this movie makes that one annoying assumption. That all writers act like idiots to do research for books. Wrong! Nope, we mostly just sit in a chair eating pretzels and reading about nonsense until an idea arises. The tone of the story is basically that "Hi, I'm an author, I want to stay in the haunted hotel room." Then he gets stuck in there and some weird stuff happens with TV ghosts, then he burns down the room and some more crazy stuff happens and he almost drowns then it's over and you sit there and wonder what the crap you just watched.