Like Pure Flatulence Expelled In Unison From 12 Monkeys' Butts

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2014)

Are there 2 versions of this movie out there? Are there!?
I think this must be so 'cause that's the only thing that explains why so many reviewers gave 12 Monkeys such ecstatic praise and high ratings. These people saw the fabulously brilliant version of this movie. While, on the other hand, I was stuck having to endure this ultimate crap version.
For starters, 12 Monkeys has got to be the absolute worst and most unconvincing "time travel" movie ever made. Willis' character literally just pops in and out of time at random without the aid of any sort of machine, or device, or special effect.
And, speaking about Willis (who I absolutely despise), not only did his apathetic performance as James Cole, suck, big-time - But, as a viewer, I really resent that I was forced to have to look at his ugly bare ass 3x in this movie.
I mean, it was bad enough having to look at Brad Pitt's stupid ass in one scene where his idiotic character, Jeffrey Goines, flashes a moon at the asylum attendants - But Willis' pimply butt-cheeks definitely lost this already seriously suffering Sci-Fi slop some significant points, without question.
I'd say that this badly-handled, mind-numbing story (which really had nothing at all to do with 12 Monkeys, per se) could've easily been told in about 25 minutes, instead of its ridiculously over-long 130 minutes.
I think that director Terry Gilliam is an ultimate moron to have tackled this nonsensical story that literally went nowhere, fast. His inept, short-sighted direction rendered 12 Monkeys' story as being downright annoying, flawed and incoherent beyond reason.
About the only creatures who could possibly make any sense out of this irksome rubbish would be a bunch of certified brain-dead monkeys.