Cloverfield LAME - THE CELLAR -

Rating: 1/10 (7 June 2016)

10 Cloverfield lane in 10 lines :
01) Humm, i am a psychotic, i am going to kidnap a girl.
02) kidnap a girl : done on my shopping list!
03) Hello, i am n°3, i am on the movie just to die, because producer have no ideas and we can't kill the girl or John Goodman in the start/middle of the movie.
04) I am bad, bad, bad, ha-ha-ha so bad and my mind is sick, i want you to recycle your water, to lick my shoes, to look at me when i do NOTHING ! I am mad i hurt your finger i am a crazy person. And n°3 is more like you !!!! so i am going to kill him!!!
05) oh dear, n°3 is dead.
06) Oh my god, i need to flee !!
07) Bamm, boom, bang, John Goodman can't move anymore
08) It's time to run outside with my k-way space suite made with mineral bottle and recycling shower curtain WITHOUT ANY OXYGEN BOTTLE and take back my life !
09) AHHHH an Alien AHHHHH a SPACESHIP "BY THE POWER of THIS BOTTLE OF MILK " i am going to kill you all and survive against the most powerful enemies the earth as ever seen! More powerful than a nuclear warhead "THE POWER OF THE BOTTLE" CAN SAVE US ALL.
10) The END without any real ending.

SERIOUSLY ???? My little sister can do better with 500$ and a better script, we have already seen this kind of crap movies 10000 times.

THIS IS NOT CLOVERFIELD it's just a awful movie with lame script & lame everything. Nothing else to say !