Unwatchable

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2016)

Everyone associated with this film ought to be banned from his/her respective guilds.
The writers.
The actors (guilt by association).
The directors.
The caterers.
The wardrobe dept.
The set designers.
The sound dept.
WHAT A MESS! This thing is so low rent it makes high school film class productions look like STAR WARS!
Boring. Clichéd. Unoriginal. Glacially paced. Absurd ending. (Imagine...a film that goes absolutely NOWHERE that ends with such a resounding thud it makes one want to attack the projectionist and DEMAND one's money back.) Fortunately, I had the good sense to download a shaky CAM pirated .mp4 -- at least THAT was a fitting format for this joke of a movie.
RUN, do not walk, to the nearest bomb shelter. Avoid this waste of two hours at all cost.