All she can say is..."Come On"

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2016)

All the main female character can say when she sees the big reveal is "Come On".....COME ON NOW...that statement is totally crap like the entire move. JJ should be utterly ashamed to have lent his name to this travesty. Duct Tape could not even save the day with her makeshift containment suit. I am glad that I could play Candy Crush while the Protagonist made their first appearance. Set design was cheap, no costume director was needed...well maybe a quick trip to the Salvation Army. The entire movie could be shot in the basement of the Sony Studios sound department...I was just there during Oscar Week. They should have saved some of the acid that John Goodman used for various sundry things to keep his subterranean dwelling intact and actually place the film in that acid.