Budget: $30

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2016)

I'm only posting this review as a counter to the dozens of glowing critiques in IMDb, and in the hopes of saving at least a soul or two from the unbearable agony of suffering through this waste of time and talent as I did based on the opinions of reviewers who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them on the behind. If you have any intentions of actually watching this train wreck, I suggest you stop reading this review now: MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS lie ahead. For starters, this has got to be one of the all-time lowest-budget films ever attempted. 95% of the movie is filmed in a bunker with 3 actors. And the big question that keeps viewers watching is: is John Goodman simply a delusional serial killer who kidnaps women and imprisons them in his bunker, or have aliens really attacked our planet? And guess what? It's both! You get two for the price of one! A deranged serial killer movie, and a slimy space alien with tentacles movie! What could be better? Actually, two hours in the dentist's chair would be better. Neither of these plot lines make a grain of sense — especially when the resourceful heroine manages not only to escape John Goodman's clutches, but also to defeat a pack of the local aliens despite their scary flying saucer and green poison gas. To be fair, the space alien portion of the film only lasts about ten minutes, and it is shot in almost total darkness, the better to disguise the fact that the alien is the same rubber octopus that Bela Lugosi wrestled in Bride of the Monster. Don't say you haven't been warned.