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-0,"hi, how are you doing?",i'm fine. how about yourself?
-1,i'm fine. how about yourself?,i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.
-2,i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.,no problem. so how have you been?
-3,no problem. so how have you been?,i've been great. what about you?
-4,i've been great. what about you?,i've been good. i'm in school right now.
-5,i've been good. i'm in school right now.,what school do you go to?
-6,what school do you go to?,i go to pcc.
-7,i go to pcc.,do you like it there?
-8,do you like it there?,it's okay. it's a really big campus.
-9,it's okay. it's a really big campus.,good luck with school.
-10,good luck with school.,thank you very much.
-11,how's it going?,i'm doing well. how about you?
-12,i'm doing well. how about you?,"never better, thanks."
-13,"never better, thanks.",so how have you been lately?
-14,so how have you been lately?,i've actually been pretty good. you?
-15,i've actually been pretty good. you?,i'm actually in school right now.
-16,i'm actually in school right now.,which school do you attend?
-17,which school do you attend?,i'm attending pcc right now.
-18,i'm attending pcc right now.,are you enjoying it there?
-19,are you enjoying it there?,it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.
-20,it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.,good luck with that.
-21,good luck with that.,thanks.
-22,how are you doing today?,i'm doing great. what about you?
-23,i'm doing great. what about you?,"i'm absolutely lovely, thank you."
-24,"i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.",everything's been good with you?
-25,everything's been good with you?,i haven't been better. how about yourself?
-26,i haven't been better. how about yourself?,i started school recently.
-27,i started school recently.,where are you going to school?
-28,where are you going to school?,i'm going to pcc.
-29,i'm going to pcc.,how do you like it so far?
-30,how do you like it so far?,i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.
-31,i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.,i wish you luck.
-32,it's an ugly day today.,i know. i think it may rain.
-33,i know. i think it may rain.,"it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today."
-34,"it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.",that would be weird.
-35,that would be weird.,"yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside."
-36,"yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.","i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside."
-37,"i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.","yes, it would be. "
-38,"yes, it would be. ",i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 
-39,i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. ,me too. i can't wait until winter.
-40,me too. i can't wait until winter.,"i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold."
-41,"i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.",i'd rather be cold than hot.
-42,i'd rather be cold than hot.,me too.
-43,it doesn't look very nice outside today.,you're right. i think it's going to rain later.
-44,you're right. i think it's going to rain later.,"in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining."
-45,"in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.",that wouldn't seem right.
-46,that wouldn't seem right.,"considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird."
-47,"considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.","exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot."
-48,"exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.","i know, you're absolutely right."
-49,"i know, you're absolutely right.",i wish it would cool off one day.
-50,i wish it would cool off one day.,"that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon."
-51,"that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.","i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes."
-52,"i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.","i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot."
-53,"i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.",that's exactly how i feel.
-54,i wish it was a nicer day today.,that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.
-55,that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.,it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.
-56,it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.,it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.
-57,it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.,it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.
-58,it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.,any rain right now would be pointless.
-59,any rain right now would be pointless.,"that's right, it really would be."
-60,"that's right, it really would be.",i want it to cool down some.
-61,i want it to cool down some.,"i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter."
-62,"i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.",winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.
-63,winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.,i would rather deal with the winter than the summer.
-64,it's such a nice day.,"yes, it is."
-65,"yes, it is.",it looks like it may rain soon.
-66,it looks like it may rain soon.,"yes, and i hope that it does."
-67,"yes, and i hope that it does.",why is that?
-68,why is that?,i really love how rain clears the air.
-69,i really love how rain clears the air.,me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.
-70,me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.,"yes, but i love the night air after it rains."
-71,"yes, but i love the night air after it rains.",really? why is it?
-72,really? why is it?,because you can see the stars perfectly.
-73,because you can see the stars perfectly.,i really hope it rains today.
-74,i really hope it rains today.,"yeah, me too."
-75,isn't it a nice day?,it really is.
-76,it really is.,it seems that it may rain today.
-77,it seems that it may rain today.,hopefully it will.
-78,hopefully it will.,how come?
-79,how come?,i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.
-80,i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.,i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.
-81,i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.,i especially love the night air when it rains.
-82,i especially love the night air when it rains.,really? why?
-83,really? why?,the stars look so much closer after it rains.
-84,the stars look so much closer after it rains.,i really want it to rain today.
-85,i really want it to rain today.,"yeah, so do i."
-86,don't you think it's nice out?,"yes, i think so too."
-87,"yes, i think so too.",i think that it's going to rain.
-88,i think that it's going to rain.,i hope that it does rain.
-89,i hope that it does rain.,you like the rain?
-90,you like the rain?,the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.
-91,the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.,i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.
-92,i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.,i love most how it is at night after it rains.
-93,i love most how it is at night after it rains.,how come?
-94,how come?,you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.
-95,you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.,i would love for it to rain today.
-96,i really want to go to the beach this weekend.,that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?
-97,that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?,i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.
-98,i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.,is it going to be perfect beach weather?
-99,is it going to be perfect beach weather?,i believe so.
-100,i believe so.,good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.
-101,good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.,i know. i really want to go to the beach.
-102,i know. i really want to go to the beach.,but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.
-103,but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.,"you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold."
-104,"you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.",i really wish the weather would just stay the same.
-105,i really wish the weather would just stay the same.,i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.
-106,i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.,"yeah, that would make things a lot easier."
-107,i would like to take a trip to the beach this weekend.,a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?
-108,a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?,the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.
-109,the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.,so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?
-110,so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?,it sounds like it will be.
-111,it sounds like it will be.,i really hope it doesn't get cold.
-112,i really hope it doesn't get cold.,"that would ruin things, i want to go so badly."
-113,"that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.","the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know."
-114,"the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.",that is true. the weather is constantly changing.
-115,that is true. the weather is constantly changing.,it would be nice if the weather would never change.
-116,it would be nice if the weather would never change.,"that would be great, then we could plan things sooner."
-117,"that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.",true. predictable weather would make life easier.
-118,it would be nice to go to the beach sometime this weekend.,what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.
-119,what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.,the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.
-120,the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.,will it be good beach weather?
-121,will it be good beach weather?,i think it will be.
-122,i think it will be.,it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.
-123,it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.,"i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm."
-124,"i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.","this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen."
-125,"this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.",i know. every day the weather seems different.
-126,i know. every day the weather seems different.,i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.
-127,i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.,that would make it easier for us to make plans.
-128,"hello, may i speak to alice please?",this is she. how's it going?
-129,this is she. how's it going?,i've been trying to call you all day.
-130,i've been trying to call you all day.,sorry about that. i was cleaning up.
-131,sorry about that. i was cleaning up.,it's okay.
-132,it's okay.,so what were you calling me about?
-133,so what were you calling me about?,"oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow."
-134,"oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.","sure, what did you want to do?"
-135,"sure, what did you want to do?",maybe we can go see a movie or something.
-136,maybe we can go see a movie or something.,that sounds like fun. let's do it.
-137,that sounds like fun. let's do it.,i'll see you tomorrow then.
-138,i'll see you tomorrow then.,see you then. goodbye.
-139,"hi, how are you. is alice there?",speaking. what's up?
-140,speaking. what's up?,why haven't you answered the phone?
-141,why haven't you answered the phone?,"my bad, i had chores to do."
-142,"my bad, i had chores to do.",that's all right.
-143,that's all right.,what was the reason for your call?
-144,what was the reason for your call?,i want to do something tomorrow with you.
-145,i want to do something tomorrow with you.,sounds good. what did you have in mind?
-146,sounds good. what did you have in mind?,i was thinking about seeing a movie.
-147,i was thinking about seeing a movie.,"okay, let's go see a movie."
-148,"okay, let's go see a movie.",until then.
-149,until then.,talk to you later.
-150,is alice available?,you're talking to her.
-151,you're talking to her.,i've called you a hundred times today.
-152,i've called you a hundred times today.,i was busy doing something. i apologize.
-153,i was busy doing something. i apologize.,no problem.
-154,no problem.,did you need something?
-155,did you need something?,do you want to do something tomorrow?
-156,do you want to do something tomorrow?,is there somewhere special you wanted to go?
-157,is there somewhere special you wanted to go?,how about a movie?
-158,how about a movie?,a movie sounds good.
-159,a movie sounds good.,call me tomorrow then.
-160,have you seen the new girl in school?,"no, i haven't."
-161,"no, i haven't.",she's really pretty.
-162,she's really pretty.,describe her to me.
-163,describe her to me.,she's not too tall.
-164,she's not too tall.,"well, how tall is she?"
-165,"well, how tall is she?",she's about five feet even.
-166,she's about five feet even.,"what does she look like, though?"
-167,"what does she look like, though?",she has pretty light brown eyes.
-168,she has pretty light brown eyes.,i may know which girl you're talking about.
-169,i may know which girl you're talking about.,so you have seen her around?
-170,so you have seen her around?,"yes, i have."
-171,"there's a new girl in school, have you seen her yet?",i haven't seen her yet.
-172,i haven't seen her yet.,i think that she is very pretty.
-173,i think that she is very pretty.,tell me how she looks.
-174,tell me how she looks.,she's kind of short.
-175,she's kind of short.,what height is she?
-176,what height is she?,she's probably about five feet.
-177,she's probably about five feet.,"that's nice, but tell me what she looks like."
-178,"that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.",the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.
-179,the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.,i think i might've bumped into her before.
-180,i think i might've bumped into her before.,are you telling me that you've seen her before?
-181,are you telling me that you've seen her before?,i believe so.
-182,have you met the new girl?,no. have you?
-183,no. have you?,she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.
-184,she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.,what does she look like?
-185,what does she look like?,"well, she's quite short."
-186,"well, she's quite short.",how tall would you say that she is?
-187,how tall would you say that she is?,i would say she's only five feet.
-188,i would say she's only five feet.,what about her facial features?
-189,what about her facial features?,"she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful."
-190,"she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.",i think i know who you're talking about.
-191,i think i know who you're talking about.,have you seen her?
-192,why weren't you at school yesterday?,i wasn't really feeling well.
-193,i wasn't really feeling well.,what was wrong with you?
-194,what was wrong with you?,my stomach was upset.
-195,my stomach was upset.,do you feel better now?
-196,do you feel better now?,i don't really feel too well yet.
-197,i don't really feel too well yet.,do you want anything to make you feel better?
-198,do you want anything to make you feel better?,"no, thanks. i already took some medicine."
-199,"no, thanks. i already took some medicine.",i hope you feel better.
-200,i hope you feel better.,thank you.
-201,what reason do you have for missing school?,i was sick.
-202,i was sick.,how were you sick?
-203,how were you sick?,i had a stomachache.
-204,i had a stomachache.,did it get any better?
-205,did it get any better?,i'm still feeling under the weather.
-206,i'm still feeling under the weather.,would you like anything for your stomach?
-207,would you like anything for your stomach?,i took something earlier.
-208,i took something earlier.,get better.
-209,get better.,thanks a lot.
-210,why didn't you go to school yesterday?,i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.
-211,i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.,what was your problem?
-212,what was your problem?,my stomach was bothering me.
-213,my stomach was bothering me.,are you feeling any better?
-214,are you feeling any better?,i'm still feeling a little sick.
-215,i'm still feeling a little sick.,"i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?"
-216,"i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?",that's okay.
-217,that's okay.,i hope you feel better.
-218,did you hear the good news?,"no, i haven't."
-219,"no, i haven't.",i got a promotion at my job.
-220,i got a promotion at my job.,did you really?
-221,did you really?,"seriously, i am so excited."
-222,"seriously, i am so excited.","well, congratulations."
-223,"well, congratulations.",thank you.
-224,thank you.,i'm so happy for you.
-225,i'm so happy for you.,really?
-226,really?,yes. you really deserved this.
-227,yes. you really deserved this.,you think so?
-228,you think so?,yes. good for you.
-229,have you heard my good news?,you haven't told me anything yet.
-230,you haven't told me anything yet.,i got a promotion at work earlier this week.
-231,i got a promotion at work earlier this week.,is that right?
-232,is that right?,it's the truth. i am really happy.
-233,it's the truth. i am really happy.,congratulations on your promotion.
-234,congratulations on your promotion.,thank you very much.
-235,thank you very much.,i am really excited for you.
-236,i am really excited for you.,are you really?
-237,are you really?,i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.
-238,i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.,is that what you really think?
-239,is that what you really think?,"yes, i do."
-240,"i haven't told you what happened yet, have i?",i haven't heard anything.
-241,i haven't heard anything.,"my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it."
-242,"my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.",are you serious?
-243,are you serious?,"yes, i am really excited."
-244,"yes, i am really excited.",that's great. congratulations.
-245,that's great. congratulations.,i appreciate that.
-246,i appreciate that.,you have no idea how happy i am for you.
-247,you have no idea how happy i am for you.,for real?
-248,you look really nice today. ,thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.
-249,thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.,"really, where did you get it?"
-250,"really, where did you get it?",i got it from macy's.
-251,i got it from macy's.,it's really nice.
-252,it's really nice.,"thanks again. you look nice today, too."
-253,"thanks again. you look nice today, too.",thank you. i just got these shoes today.
-254,thank you. i just got these shoes today.,really? what kind of shoes are they?
-255,really? what kind of shoes are they?,these are called all star chuck taylors.
-256,these are called all star chuck taylors.,i really like those. how much did they cost?
-257,i really like those. how much did they cost?,they were about forty dollars.
-258,they were about forty dollars.,i think i'm going to go buy myself a pair.
-259,i absolutely love what you're wearing today.,you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.
-260,you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.,"seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?"
-261,"seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?",i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.
-262,i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.,i really like that outfit.
-263,i really like that outfit.,"thanks. i think you look nice today, too."
-264,"thanks. i think you look nice today, too.",thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.
-265,thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.,those are nice. what are they?
-266,those are nice. what are they?,these are some chucks.
-267,these are some chucks.,those are great. how much were they?
-268,those are great. how much were they?,i got them for forty.
-269,i got them for forty.,i think i might go and find me my own pair of chucks.
-270,i think that you look very cute today.,is that right? this is a brand new outfit.
-271,is that right? this is a brand new outfit.,what store did you get it from?
-272,what store did you get it from?,i went to macy's and picked it out.
-273,i went to macy's and picked it out.,i love your outfit right now.
-274,i love your outfit right now.,"well, i think you look nice today too."
-275,"well, i think you look nice today too.",thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.
-276,thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.,i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?
-277,i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?,these are chucks.
-278,these are chucks.,your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?
-279,your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?,they only cost me about forty dollars.
-280,"tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?",i enjoy drawing and painting.
-281,i enjoy drawing and painting.,you know how to draw and paint?
-282,you know how to draw and paint?,"yes, i do."
-283,"yes, i do.",when did you learn how to do that?
-284,when did you learn how to do that?,i learned back in high school.
-285,i learned back in high school.,"oh, so you took an art class?"
-286,"oh, so you took an art class?","yeah, i loved that class."
-287,"yeah, i loved that class.",i see that you're pretty talented.
-288,i see that you're pretty talented.,thank you very much.
-289,thank you very much.,i wish i had a talent like that.
-290,i wish i had a talent like that.,i'm sure you have a talent. it's just hidden.
-291,what kinds of things do you like to do?,i've always liked to draw and paint.
-292,i've always liked to draw and paint.,i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.
-293,i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.,i do it every once in a while.
-294,i do it every once in a while.,how long have you known how to do that?
-295,how long have you known how to do that?,i first learned how to do it in high school.
-296,i first learned how to do it in high school.,did you take some sort of art class or something?
-297,did you take some sort of art class or something?,that was my favorite class.
-298,that was my favorite class.,you have got to be talented.
-299,you have got to be talented.,thanks.
-300,thanks.,if only i was talented.
-301,if only i was talented.,you have a talent. you just don't know what it is yet.
-302,are there any hobbies you do?,"when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint."
-303,"when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.","oh, you actually do that?"
-304,"oh, you actually do that?","every so often, i do."
-305,"every so often, i do.",did you always know how to draw and paint?
-306,did you always know how to draw and paint?,i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.
-307,i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.,you had an art class?
-308,you had an art class?,"exactly, it was my favorite class."
-309,"exactly, it was my favorite class.","well, it's good that you're so talented."
-310,"well, it's good that you're so talented.",i appreciate that.
-311,i appreciate that.,"talent is a great thing, i wish i had one."
-312,what's your favorite movie?,my favorite movie is superbad.
-313,my favorite movie is superbad.,"oh, why is that?"
-314,"oh, why is that?",it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.
-315,it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.,that's true. it is a very funny movie.
-316,that's true. it is a very funny movie.,you've seen it before? 
-317,you've seen it before? ,"yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters."
-318,"yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.",didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.
-319,didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.,me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.
-320,me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.,mine too.
-321,mine too.,i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.
-322,i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.,"sure, let's go."
-323,which movie is your favorite to watch?,"i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad."
-324,"i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.",is that right? why?
-325,is that right? why?,"honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time."
-326,"honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.",you're right. that movie is hilarious.
-327,you're right. that movie is hilarious.,i didn't think you saw that movie.
-328,i didn't think you saw that movie.,i went to see it the day it came out.
-329,i went to see it the day it came out.,i was laughing through the whole movie.
-330,i was laughing through the whole movie.,"i couldn't help laughing, either. "
-331,"i couldn't help laughing, either. ",same here.
-332,same here.,i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?
-333,i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?,of course.
-334,"out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite?",i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.
-335,i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.,"you think so, how come?"
-336,"you think so, how come?","well, superbad is super funny."
-337,"well, superbad is super funny.","you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious."
-338,"you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.",i didn't know that you saw superbad before.
-339,i didn't know that you saw superbad before.,i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.
-340,i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.,i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.
-341,i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.,i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.
-342,i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.,that's exactly how i felt.
-343,that's exactly how i felt.,"i got the movie when it came out on dvd, do you want to come over?"
-344,what type of music do you like to listen to?,i like listening to different kinds of music.
-345,i like listening to different kinds of music.,"like what, for instance?"
-346,"like what, for instance?",i enjoy rock and r&b.
-347,i enjoy rock and r&b.,why is that?
-348,why is that?,i like the different instruments that they use.
-349,i like the different instruments that they use.,that's a good reason to like something.
-350,that's a good reason to like something.,"yeah, i think so too."
-351,what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?,i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.
-352,i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.,what kind?
-353,what kind?,i like to listen to rock and r&b.
-354,i like to listen to rock and r&b.,why do you like that type of music?
-355,why do you like that type of music?,i like the kinds of instruments that they use.
-356,i like the kinds of instruments that they use.,i think that's an excellent reason to like something.
-357,i think that's an excellent reason to like something.,"thanks, i feel the same way."
-358,what is your favorite kind of music?,i listen to various types of music.
-359,i listen to various types of music.,what genres?
-360,what genres?,i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.
-361,i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.,what interests you in that type of music?
-362,what interests you in that type of music?,i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.
-363,i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.,that is a perfect reason to like a certain kind of music.
-364,did you go to the basketball game on friday?,"no, i couldn't make it."
-365,"no, i couldn't make it.",you missed a really good game.
-366,you missed a really good game.,"oh, really? who won?"
-367,"oh, really? who won?",our school did. they played really well.
-368,our school did. they played really well.,too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.
-369,too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.,"yeah, you should have. it was really exciting."
-370,"yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.",so what was the score?
-371,so what was the score?,the score was 101-98.
-372,the score was 101-98.,"man, that was a really close game."
-373,"man, that was a really close game.",that's what made it so great.
-374,that's what made it so great.,i'll make sure and make it to the next one.
-375,were you able to attend friday night's basketball game?,i was unable to make it.
-376,i was unable to make it.,you should have been there. it was intense.
-377,you should have been there. it was intense.,is that right. who ended up winning?
-378,is that right. who ended up winning?,our team was victorious.
-379,our team was victorious.,i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.
-380,i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.,it was a great game.
-381,it was a great game.,what was the score at the end of the game?
-382,what was the score at the end of the game?,our team won 101-98.
-383,our team won 101-98.,sounds like it was a close game.
-384,sounds like it was a close game.,that's the reason it was such a great game.
-385,that's the reason it was such a great game.,"the next game, i will definitely be there."
-386,i was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on friday.,"i wanted to go, but i couldn't."
-387,"i wanted to go, but i couldn't.",it was a great game.
-388,it was a great game.,it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?
-389,it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?,our team played hard and won.
-390,our team played hard and won.,i really wish i went to the game.
-391,i really wish i went to the game.,it was the best game ever.
-392,it was the best game ever.,so tell me the final score.
-393,so tell me the final score.,"the other team lost by three points, 101-98. "
-394,"the other team lost by three points, 101-98. ",it must've been a close game.
-395,it must've been a close game.,it really was. you should've gone.
-396,what are you doing this weekend?,i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?
-397,i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?,i'm not sure yet.
-398,i'm not sure yet.,"well, did you want to go see a movie with me?"
-399,"well, did you want to go see a movie with me?",what movie are you going to see?
-400,what movie are you going to see?,i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?
-401,i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?,there's nothing i can think of.
-402,there's nothing i can think of.,"so, did you want to go?"
-403,"so, did you want to go?","no, thanks, maybe another time."
-404,"no, thanks, maybe another time.","okay, sounds good."
-405,do you know what you're going to do this weekend?,i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?
-406,i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?,i don't know.
-407,i don't know.,would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?
-408,would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?,do you know what movie you're going to watch?
-409,do you know what movie you're going to watch?,"i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?"
-410,"i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?",none that i can think of.
-411,none that i can think of.,"well, would you like to go?"
-412,"well, would you like to go?","thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass."
-413,"thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.",all right. another time then.
-414,you have any ideas as to what you want to do this weekend?,i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?
-415,i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?,i'm not quite sure yet.
-416,i'm not quite sure yet.,how about you see a movie with me and my friend?
-417,how about you see a movie with me and my friend?,what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?
-418,what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?,not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?
-419,not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?,no good movies come to mind.
-420,no good movies come to mind.,have you decided whether or not you would like to go?
-421,have you decided whether or not you would like to go?,"no, thanks. maybe another time."
-422,did you go to school today?,"yeah, i went to school today. were you there?"
-423,"yeah, i went to school today. were you there?","no, i didn't go, i've been sick."
-424,"no, i didn't go, i've been sick.",that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?
-425,that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?,"that would be nice, thank you."
-426,"that would be nice, thank you.","no problem, you're welcome."
-427,"no problem, you're welcome.",i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.
-428,i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.,"well, thank you. i hope to see you at school tomorrow."
-429,have you attended school today?,i attended school today. did you?
-430,i attended school today. did you?,i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.
-431,i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.,i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?
-432,i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?,"i would really appreciate that, thanks."
-433,"i would really appreciate that, thanks.",it's no trouble at all.
-434,it's no trouble at all.,"if you get sick, i'll return the favor."
-435,"if you get sick, i'll return the favor.",thanks. see you at school tomorrow if you feel better.
-436,have you gone to school today?,i went to school today. did you go to school?
-437,i went to school today. did you go to school?,"i couldn't go to school today, i was sick."
-438,"i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.",that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.
-439,that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.,"thank you very much, that's kind of you."
-440,"thank you very much, that's kind of you.",don't mention it.
-441,don't mention it.,"when you miss a day of school, i'll be happy to give you the english assignments."
-442,did you hear the news?,what happened?
-443,what happened?,our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.
-444,our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.,she did? why didn't anyone tell me?
-445,she did? why didn't anyone tell me?,i would've thought that somebody would have told you.
-446,i would've thought that somebody would have told you.,"no, i had no idea."
-447,"no, i had no idea.","well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces."
-448,"well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.","oh my god, that's great!"
-449,"oh my god, that's great!",are you going to go and visit her and the baby?
-450,are you going to go and visit her and the baby?,i think that i might.
-451,i think that i might.,good! i just thought i'd let you know.
-452,good! i just thought i'd let you know.,thanks for telling me.
-453,have you heard what happened?,heard what?
-454,heard what?,debrah already had her baby.
-455,debrah already had her baby.,i didn't know that.
-456,i didn't know that.,i thought you knew.
-457,i thought you knew.,i honestly didn't know.
-458,i honestly didn't know.,the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
-459,the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.,that's good to hear.
-460,that's good to hear.,will you go and visit them?
-461,will you go and visit them?,of course i will.
-462,of course i will.,i just wanted to give you the good news.
-463,i just wanted to give you the good news.,thanks for letting me know.
-464,have you heard the news?,i haven't heard anything.
-465,i haven't heard anything.,debrah had her baby last week.
-466,debrah had her baby last week.,nobody told me.
-467,nobody told me.,i thought you heard.
-468,i thought you heard.,i really wasn't told anything.
-469,i really wasn't told anything.,she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.
-470,she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.,"wow, how exciting."
-471,"wow, how exciting.","i know, you should really go and see her and the baby."
-472,"i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.",of course i will.
-473,of course i will.,i just wanted to let you know what happened.
-474,did you go to school today?,of course. did you?
-475,of course. did you?,"i didn't want to, so i didn't."
-476,"i didn't want to, so i didn't.","that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?"
-477,"that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?",that's a switch.
-478,that's a switch.,"i'm serious, have you?"
-479,"i'm serious, have you?","no, i haven't. why?"
-480,"no, i haven't. why?",i really want to go to the movies this weekend.
-481,i really want to go to the movies this weekend.,so go then.
-482,so go then.,i really don't want to go by myself.
-483,i really don't want to go by myself.,"well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?"
-484,"well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?","no, i think i'm going to go to the movies."
-485,did you make it to school today?,i always do. did you go to school today?
-486,i always do. did you go to school today?,"no, i didn't."
-487,"no, i didn't.","you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?"
-488,"you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?",that was an odd change of subject.
-489,that was an odd change of subject.,"maybe it was, but answer the question."
-490,"maybe it was, but answer the question.","no, not recently."
-491,"no, not recently.",i want to go to see a movie this weekend.
-492,i want to go to see a movie this weekend.,what's stopping you then?
-493,what's stopping you then?,i don't want to go alone.
-494,i don't want to go alone.,"so, will you be at school tomorrow?"
-495,"so, will you be at school tomorrow?","no, i want to go to the movies instead."
-496,did you even bother to go to school today?,"yeah, i went. did you go?"
-497,"yeah, i went. did you go?","no, i didn't feel like it."
-498,"no, i didn't feel like it.","that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?"
-499,"that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?","no, but that was a random change of subject."
-500,"no, but that was a random change of subject.","it may have been random, but have you?"
-501,"it may have been random, but have you?",i haven't lately.
-502,i haven't lately.,i would love to catch a movie this weekend.
-503,i would love to catch a movie this weekend.,"so then, why don't you just go?"
-504,"so then, why don't you just go?",i don't want to see a movie by myself.
-505,i don't want to see a movie by myself.,"okay, so are you going to school tomorrow?"
-506,thanks for coming to see me today.,it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.
-507,it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.,i missed you too.
-508,i missed you too.,why haven't you tried to come see me then?
-509,why haven't you tried to come see me then?,i've been really busy.
-510,i've been really busy.,doing what?
-511,doing what?,working.
-512,working.,"i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too."
-513,"i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.",what have you been doing?
-514,what have you been doing?,i've been working too.
-515,i've been working too.,"well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me."
-516,"well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.",i am too.
-517,i'm really glad that you came to see me.,i had to. i was missing you a lot.
-518,i had to. i was missing you a lot.,i was missing you too.
-519,i was missing you too.,"so, why haven't you visited me?"
-520,"so, why haven't you visited me?",i've actually been busy lately.
-521,i've actually been busy lately.,what have you been doing?
-522,what have you been doing?,i've just been working really hard.
-523,i've just been working really hard.,i've also been busy.
-524,i've also been busy.,tell me what you've been doing.
-525,tell me what you've been doing.,"basically, i've been working too."
-526,"basically, i've been working too.","well whatever, i'm glad you came."
-527,"well whatever, i'm glad you came.",so am i.
-528,i'm really happy that you came to visit me.,i really missed you a lot.
-529,i really missed you a lot.,i've been missing you like crazy.
-530,i've been missing you like crazy.,i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.
-531,i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.,"lately, i've been quite busy."
-532,"lately, i've been quite busy.",tell me what you've been up to.
-533,tell me what you've been up to.,i've really been working a lot lately.
-534,i've really been working a lot lately.,i've been pretty busy myself.
-535,i've been pretty busy myself.,so what have you been up to?
-536,so what have you been up to?,i've just been working a lot.
-537,i've just been working a lot.,"whatever the reason may be, i'm glad you visited me."
-538,"hey, did you hear about jessica's party this weekend?","yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
-539,"yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.",oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.
-540,oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.,"well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today."
-541,"well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.","yeah, so are you planning on going?"
-542,"yeah, so are you planning on going?",i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.
-543,i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.,"it really does, i can't wait."
-544,"it really does, i can't wait.",what time does the party start?
-545,what time does the party start?,it starts at 8 o'clock.
-546,it starts at 8 o'clock.,"oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?"
-547,"oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?","i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many."
-548,"i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.","well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today."
-549,have you heard about jessica's party on saturday?,"i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
-550,"i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.",really? i got mine from her this morning.
-551,really? i got mine from her this morning.,i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.
-552,i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.,"you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?"
-553,"you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?",i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.
-554,i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.,"i know, it does sound pretty awesome."
-555,"i know, it does sound pretty awesome.","well, when does the party start?"
-556,"well, when does the party start?",it's supposed to start at about eight.
-557,it's supposed to start at about eight.,how many invitations has she given out?
-558,how many invitations has she given out?,"i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet."
-559,"i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.","i really want to go, so i hope that she gives me my invite soon."
-560,has anyone told you about jessica's party coming up?,i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.
-561,i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.,is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.
-562,is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.,i believe that she will give me the invitation today.
-563,i believe that she will give me the invitation today.,are you even going to go?
-564,are you even going to go?,"yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year."
-565,"yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.","exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun."
-566,"exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.",when exactly does the party start?
-567,when exactly does the party start?,the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.
-568,the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.,has she given out a lot of invitations yet?
-569,has she given out a lot of invitations yet?,"i have no idea, she hasn't given out many though."
-570,"hey, what's up?",nothing really.
-571,nothing really.,i'm throwing a party on friday.
-572,i'm throwing a party on friday.,i didn't realize that.
-573,i didn't realize that.,you didn't?
-574,you didn't?,nobody has told me anything about your party.
-575,nobody has told me anything about your party.,did you want to go?
-576,did you want to go?,when does it start?
-577,when does it start?,at 8:00 p.m.
-578,at 8:00 p.m.,i'll be there.
-579,i'll be there.,i'd better see you there.
-580,i'd better see you there.,of course.
-581,what's going on with you?,fine. what's going on with you?
-582,fine. what's going on with you?,i'm having a party this friday.
-583,i'm having a party this friday.,i had no idea.
-584,i had no idea.,is that right?
-585,is that right?,i didn't hear anything about it.
-586,i didn't hear anything about it.,can you go?
-587,can you go?,what time?
-588,what time?,it starts at 8 o'clock.
-589,it starts at 8 o'clock.,i'll go.
-590,i'll go.,i hope that i'll see you there.
-591,i hope that i'll see you there.,no doubt.
-592,what's going on?,not much.
-593,not much.,"this friday, i'm throwing a party."
-594,"this friday, i'm throwing a party.",oh really? i didn't know that.
-595,oh really? i didn't know that.,are you serious?
-596,are you serious?,i haven't heard anything about it.
-597,i haven't heard anything about it.,can you make it?
-598,can you make it?,what time does it start?
-599,what time does it start?,the party starts at 8.
-600,the party starts at 8.,"yeah, i think i'll go."
-601,"yeah, i think i'll go.",am i going to see you there?
-602,what's going on?,"nothing really, you?"
-603,"nothing really, you?",i'm throwing a party next saturday.
-604,i'm throwing a party next saturday.,is that right?
-605,is that right?,"yeah, are you going to come?"
-606,"yeah, are you going to come?","i'm sorry, i can't."
-607,"i'm sorry, i can't.",why not?
-608,why not?,i don't really want to.
-609,i don't really want to.,"well, why don't you?"
-610,"well, why don't you?",i hate going to parties.
-611,i hate going to parties.,"well, that's okay."
-612,"well, that's okay.","yeah, sorry."
-613,what's up?,"nothing, how about you?"
-614,"nothing, how about you?","next saturday, i'm going to have a party."
-615,"next saturday, i'm going to have a party.","oh, really?"
-616,"oh, really?",you are coming?
-617,you are coming?,probably not.
-618,probably not.,why is that?
-619,why is that?,i don't feel like going.
-620,i don't feel like going.,why not?
-621,why not?,i really can't stand going to parties.
-622,i really can't stand going to parties.,"i understand, i guess."
-623,"i understand, i guess.",sorry about that.
-624,what's happening?,"not a lot, what about you?"
-625,"not a lot, what about you?",i'm having a party next saturday.
-626,i'm having a party next saturday.,that's nice.
-627,that's nice.,are you going to be there?
-628,are you going to be there?,i don't think so.
-629,i don't think so.,is there a reason why?
-630,is there a reason why?,i just really don't want to go.
-631,i just really don't want to go.,how come?
-632,how come?,i don't really like parties.
-633,i don't really like parties.,"i wish you would go, but that's okay."
-634,what's up?,"nothing much, what's going on?"
-635,"nothing much, what's going on?",i'm having a party this friday.
-636,i'm having a party this friday.,"oh, really? that's nice."
-637,"oh, really? that's nice.",i wanted to see if you wanted to come.
-638,i wanted to see if you wanted to come.,"this friday? sorry, i already have plans."
-639,"this friday? sorry, i already have plans.",doing what?
-640,doing what?,i'm going to dinner with my family.
-641,i'm going to dinner with my family.,"i really wanted you to come, but i understand."
-642,"i really wanted you to come, but i understand.","yeah, maybe next time."
-643,"yeah, maybe next time.",i'll hold you to that.
-644,i'll hold you to that.,sounds like a plan.
-645,"hey, what's good with you?",not a lot. what about you?
-646,not a lot. what about you?,i'm throwing a party on friday.
-647,i'm throwing a party on friday.,that sounds like fun.
-648,that sounds like fun.,do you think you can come?
-649,do you think you can come?,i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.
-650,i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.,what are you going to be doing?
-651,what are you going to be doing?,my family and i are going to dinner.
-652,my family and i are going to dinner.,i was hoping you would come.
-653,i was hoping you would come.,i'll definitely try to make it the next time.
-654,i'll definitely try to make it the next time.,i'd better see you there.
-655,i'd better see you there.,all right. i'll see you next time.
-656,what's going on?,nothing really. how about you?
-657,nothing really. how about you?,"a lot, like the party i'm having on friday."
-658,"a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.","well, that's cool."
-659,"well, that's cool.",will you be able to make it?
-660,will you be able to make it?,i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.
-661,i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.,what do you have to do?
-662,what do you have to do?,i'm having dinner with my family
-663,i'm having dinner with my family,maybe you can come next time.
-664,maybe you can come next time.,i'll make sure and come to your next party.
-665,i'll make sure and come to your next party.,i'll look for you at my next party.
-666,it was nice talking to you.,why are you trying to rush me off the phone?
-667,why are you trying to rush me off the phone?,i really have to go.
-668,i really have to go.,why? i still wanted to talk to you.
-669,why? i still wanted to talk to you.,i have things to do.
-670,i have things to do.,like what?
-671,like what?,don't be nosey.
-672,don't be nosey.,i'm not. i just want to know.
-673,i'm not. i just want to know.,"well, it's really none of your business."
-674,"well, it's really none of your business.",that's harsh.
-675,that's harsh.,"i'm sorry, but i have to go."
-676,"i'm sorry, but i have to go.",fine.
-677,i've enjoyed conversing with you.,is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?
-678,is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?,i've got to go.
-679,i've got to go.,i wasn't done talking to you.
-680,i wasn't done talking to you.,"i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey."
-681,"i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.",i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.
-682,i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.,i really don't think it's any of your business.
-683,i really don't think it's any of your business.,that's not nice.
-684,that's not nice.,"i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now."
-685,"i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.",okay.
-686,i'll talk to you later.,what's the rush?
-687,what's the rush?,i have to get off the phone now.
-688,i have to get off the phone now.,i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.
-689,i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.,there are other things i need to take care of.
-690,there are other things i need to take care of.,what is it that you need to do? 
-691,what is it that you need to do? ,please don't be nosey.
-692,please don't be nosey.,"i'm not being nosey, it's just a question."
-693,"i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.",you don't need to worry about that.
-694,you don't need to worry about that.,that was mean to say.
-695,that was mean to say.,"i am very sorry, but i must go."
-696,"well, it was nice talking to you.",it was nice talking to you too.
-697,it was nice talking to you too.,we should really hang out again.
-698,we should really hang out again.,that would be fun.
-699,that would be fun.,where do you want to go?
-700,where do you want to go?,i think we should go out to eat.
-701,i think we should go out to eat.,that sounds good.
-702,that sounds good.,"all right, so i'll see you then."
-703,"all right, so i'll see you then.",i'll call you later.
-704,i'll call you later.,"okay, i'll talk to you later then."
-705,"okay, i'll talk to you later then.",see you later.
-706,see you later.,bye.
-707,i enjoyed talking to you.,i enjoyed talking to you too.
-708,i enjoyed talking to you too.,we should hang out some time.
-709,we should hang out some time.,i think that would be nice.
-710,i think that would be nice.,is there anything you would like to do next time?
-711,is there anything you would like to do next time?,do you want to go out to eat?
-712,do you want to go out to eat?,i'd like that.
-713,i'd like that.,so i'll see you next time.
-714,so i'll see you next time.,i'm going to call you soon. 
-715,i'm going to call you soon. ,i'll talk to you later.
-716,i'll talk to you later.,see you soon.
-717,see you soon.,goodbye.
-718,i had fun talking to you.,it was really nice talking to you also.
-719,it was really nice talking to you also.,i think we should really do something sometime.
-720,i think we should really do something sometime.,that should be loads of fun.
-721,that should be loads of fun.,what do you want to do next time?
-722,what do you want to do next time?,would you like to go to dinner or something?
-723,would you like to go to dinner or something?,"yeah, let's do that."
-724,"yeah, let's do that.","okay, until next time then."
-725,"okay, until next time then.",i'll call you so we can set that up.
-726,i'll call you so we can set that up.,talk to you then.
-727,talk to you then.,"all right, see you."
-728,where do you live?,i live in pasadena.
-729,i live in pasadena.,where is pasadena?
-730,where is pasadena?,it's in california.
-731,it's in california.,is it in northern california?
-732,is it in northern california?,no. it's in southern california.
-733,no. it's in southern california.,is pasadena a big city?
-734,is pasadena a big city?,it's pretty big.
-735,it's pretty big.,"how big is ""pretty big""?"
-736,"how big is ""pretty big""?","it has about 140,000 people."
-737,"it has about 140,000 people.",how big is los angeles?
-738,how big is los angeles?,it has about 3 million people.
-739,do you have a car?,"yes, i do."
-740,"yes, i do.",what kind of car do you have?
-741,what kind of car do you have?,i have a honda.
-742,i have a honda.,is it new?
-743,is it new?,it was new in 2003.
-744,it was new in 2003.,"so, it's pretty old now."
-745,"so, it's pretty old now.","yes, it is. but it still looks good."
-746,"yes, it is. but it still looks good.",do you take good care of it?
-747,do you take good care of it?,"oh, yes. i wash it once a week."
-748,"oh, yes. i wash it once a week.",do you change the oil?
-749,do you change the oil?,my mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
-750,do you have a girlfriend?,"no, i don't. do you?"
-751,"no, i don't. do you?","i don't have a girlfriend, either."
-752,"i don't have a girlfriend, either.",why not?
-753,why not?,i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.
-754,i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.,girls like guys with money.
-755,girls like guys with money.,they sure do.
-756,they sure do.,they like guys with new cars.
-757,they like guys with new cars.,i don't have money or a new car.
-758,i don't have money or a new car.,"me, neither."
-759,"me, neither.",but girls like guys who are funny.
-760,but girls like guys who are funny.,maybe we should learn some good jokes.
-761,where are you going?,i have to walk the dog.
-762,i have to walk the dog.,what kind of dog do you have?
-763,what kind of dog do you have?,i have a little poodle.
-764,i have a little poodle.,poodles bark a lot.
-765,poodles bark a lot.,they sure do.
-766,they sure do.,they bark at everything.
-767,they bark at everything.,they never shut up.
-768,they never shut up.,why did you get a poodle?
-769,why did you get a poodle?,it's my mom's dog.
-770,it's my mom's dog.,so she likes poodles.
-771,so she likes poodles.,she says they're good watchdogs.
-772,can i borrow $5?,sure. why do you need it?
-773,sure. why do you need it?,i want to buy lunch.
-774,i want to buy lunch.,where's your money?
-775,where's your money?,it's not in my wallet.
-776,it's not in my wallet.,your wallet is empty?
-777,your wallet is empty?,i don't have even one dollar in it.
-778,i don't have even one dollar in it.,being broke is no fun.
-779,being broke is no fun.,even if it's only for a short while.
-780,even if it's only for a short while.,it's always good to have friends.
-781,it's always good to have friends.,friends will lend you money when you're broke.
-782,friends will lend you money when you're broke.,as long as you pay them back.
-783,let's go to the beach.,that's a great idea.
-784,that's a great idea.,we haven't been in a while.
-785,we haven't been in a while.,we haven't been in a month.
-786,we haven't been in a month.,"the last time we went, you almost drowned."
-787,"the last time we went, you almost drowned.","no, i didn't."
-788,"no, i didn't.",then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
-789,then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?,i think he wanted to cool off.
-790,i think he wanted to cool off.,he swam right up to you.
-791,he swam right up to you.,and then he turned right around.
-792,and then he turned right around.,maybe you're right.
-793,maybe you're right.,maybe we should get going.
-794,are you married?,no. i'm divorced.
-795,no. i'm divorced.,when did you get divorced?
-796,when did you get divorced?,i got divorced two years ago.
-797,i got divorced two years ago.,why did you get divorced?
-798,why did you get divorced?,my wife left me.
-799,my wife left me.,why did she leave you?
-800,why did she leave you?,she said she didn't love me anymore.
-801,she said she didn't love me anymore.,wow! that's terrible.
-802,wow! that's terrible.,"yes, it was."
-803,"yes, it was.",why didn't she love you anymore?
-804,why didn't she love you anymore?,she fell in love with my best friend.
-805,i'm bored.,what's on tv?
-806,what's on tv?,nothing.
-807,nothing.,there must be something on tv!
-808,there must be something on tv!,nothing that's interesting.
-809,nothing that's interesting.,what about that new game show?
-810,what about that new game show?,which one?
-811,which one?,"""deal or no deal"""
-812,"""deal or no deal""",tell me you're joking.
-813,tell me you're joking.,i love that show.
-814,i love that show.,i watched it once. that was enough.
-815,i watched it once. that was enough.,it's on right now. let's watch it together.
-816,i like living here.,i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
-817,i agree. pasadena is a nice city.,it's not too big.
-818,it's not too big.,and it's not too small.
-819,and it's not too small.,it has great weather all year long.
-820,it has great weather all year long.,it has the rose parade.
-821,it has the rose parade.,it has beautiful houses.
-822,it has beautiful houses.,it has wonderful restaurants.
-823,it has wonderful restaurants.,it has great schools.
-824,it has great schools.,it's close to the mountains.
-825,it's close to the mountains.,the people are friendly.
-826,the people are friendly.,i'm not ever going to leave.
-827,we need a new mattress.,what's the matter with this one?
-828,what's the matter with this one?,it's not comfortable.
-829,it's not comfortable.,it seems fine to me.
-830,it seems fine to me.,i toss and turn all night.
-831,i toss and turn all night.,you should stop drinking coffee.
-832,you should stop drinking coffee.,look at these marks on my arms.
-833,look at these marks on my arms.,what are they?
-834,what are they?,they are bites.
-835,they are bites.,did the cat bite you?
-836,did the cat bite you?,no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
-837,no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.,okay. let's get a new mattress.
-838,my laptop is so slow.,buy a new one.
-839,buy a new one.,i would if i had the money.
-840,i would if i had the money.,why is it so slow?
-841,why is it so slow?,that's a good question.
-842,that's a good question.,did you take it to a computer shop?
-843,did you take it to a computer shop?,i would if i had the money.
-844,i would if i had the money.,"well, i guess you have to live with it."
-845,"well, i guess you have to live with it.",sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
-846,sometimes i want to throw it out the window.,you don't want to do that.
-847,you don't want to do that.,why not?
-848,why not?,you might hit someone in the head.
-849,what's for dinner?,i'm not sure.
-850,i'm not sure.,how about a pizza?
-851,how about a pizza?,you had pizza for lunch.
-852,you had pizza for lunch.,but i love pizza.
-853,but i love pizza.,everybody loves pizza.
-854,everybody loves pizza.,so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
-855,so why can't i have pizza for dinner?,because you need variety.
-856,because you need variety.,"what's ""variety?"
-857,"what's ""variety?",different things—not the same thing all the time.
-858,different things—not the same thing all the time.,"you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?"
-859,"you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?","no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza."
-860,we need to save money.,why do we need to save money?
-861,why do we need to save money?,because we need to buy a house.
-862,because we need to buy a house.,but a house is so expensive.
-863,but a house is so expensive.,that's why we need to save money.
-864,that's why we need to save money.,how much do we need to save?
-865,how much do we need to save?,we need to save enough for a down payment.
-866,we need to save enough for a down payment.,how much is that?
-867,how much is that?,"that's about $30,000."
-868,"that's about $30,000.",thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
-869,thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.,not if we save every penny.
-870,not if we save every penny.,okay. here's seven pennies.
-871,the ocean is so big.,you can't see the end of it.
-872,you can't see the end of it.,it goes on and on forever.
-873,it goes on and on forever.,"and it's deep, too."
-874,"and it's deep, too.",i think it's five miles deep.
-875,i think it's five miles deep.,are there fish at the bottom?
-876,are there fish at the bottom?,there are fish at the top and the bottom.
-877,there are fish at the top and the bottom.,are there more fish or more people?
-878,are there more fish or more people?,i think there are more fish.
-879,i think there are more fish.,i hope so. i love to eat fish.
-880,i'm upset with my mom.,why is that?
-881,why is that?,i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
-882,i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.,what happened?
-883,what happened?,"i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself."
-884,"i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.",that was very nice of you.
-885,that was very nice of you.,i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
-886,i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.,why did she do that?
-887,why did she do that?,he said he would buy her a nice ring.
-888,he said he would buy her a nice ring.,what's wrong with that?
-889,what's wrong with that?,he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
-890,he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.,i hope your mom broke up with him.
-891,do animals talk to each other?,of course they talk to each other.
-892,of course they talk to each other.,what do they talk about?
-893,what do they talk about?,they talk about other animals.
-894,they talk about other animals.,what else do they talk about?
-895,what else do they talk about?,they talk about food and the weather.
-896,they talk about food and the weather.,do they talk about us?
-897,do they talk about us?,of course they talk about us.
-898,of course they talk about us.,what do they say about us?
-899,what do they say about us?,they say that we are funny-looking.
-900,they say that we are funny-looking.,ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
-901,ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.,we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
-902,i have to clean the house.,"yes, it's very dirty."
-903,"yes, it's very dirty.",you can help me.
-904,you can help me.,why me?
-905,why me?,because you helped make it dirty.
-906,because you helped make it dirty.,what do you want me to do?
-907,what do you want me to do?,i want you to clean the bathroom.
-908,i want you to clean the bathroom.,"oh, that's easy."
-909,"oh, that's easy.","clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet."
-910,"clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.",that's a lot of work.
-911,that's a lot of work.,tell me when you finish.
-912,tell me when you finish.,i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.
-913,you're watching too much tv.,what do you mean?
-914,what do you mean?,i mean you're wasting your life.
-915,i mean you're wasting your life.,i'm having fun.
-916,i'm having fun.,you're sitting there with your mouth open.
-917,you're sitting there with your mouth open.,who cares?
-918,who cares?,i care. do something.
-919,i care. do something.,okay. i did something.
-920,okay. i did something.,what did you do?
-921,what did you do?,i turned up the volume.
-922,i turned up the volume.,"that's not what i meant by ""do something."""
-923,"that's not what i meant by ""do something.""",will you do something? leave me alone.
-924,did you write a letter to grandma?,"yes, i did."
-925,"yes, i did.",did you tell her about school?
-926,did you tell her about school?,i told her that school is fun.
-927,i told her that school is fun.,did you put the letter in an envelope?
-928,did you put the letter in an envelope?,"yes, and i sealed the envelope."
-929,"yes, and i sealed the envelope.",did you put a stamp on the envelope?
-930,did you put a stamp on the envelope?,i couldn't find any stamps.
-931,i couldn't find any stamps.,they're in the kitchen drawer.
-932,they're in the kitchen drawer.,okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.
-933,okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.,"give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you."
-934,"give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.",when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
-935,why are you yawning?,i'm sleepy.
-936,i'm sleepy.,why don't you go to bed?
-937,why don't you go to bed?,i want to watch this tv show.
-938,i want to watch this tv show.,maybe you should record it.
-939,maybe you should record it.,the tape recorder is broken.
-940,the tape recorder is broken.,then you should watch the rerun.
-941,then you should watch the rerun.,why? i'm watching the original.
-942,why? i'm watching the original.,but you'll be asleep in about one minute.
-943,but you'll be asleep in about one minute.,i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
-944,i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.,okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.
-945,okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.,zzz.
-946,it's sunday.,so?
-947,so?,you know what that means.
-948,you know what that means.,i forgot.
-949,i forgot.,sunday means we go to church.
-950,sunday means we go to church.,"oh, yeah."
-951,"oh, yeah.",put on a coat and tie.
-952,put on a coat and tie.,why?
-953,why?,to show respect to god and others.
-954,to show respect to god and others.,i'm glad sunday is only once a week.
-955,i'm glad sunday is only once a week.,i hope god didn't hear that.
-956,i hope god didn't hear that.,he'll forgive me.
-957,did you feed the cat?,i'll do that in a minute.
-958,i'll do that in a minute.,the cat is meowing. he's hungry.
-959,the cat is meowing. he's hungry.,okay. i'll feed him right now.
-960,okay. i'll feed him right now.,you shouldn't make him wait.
-961,you shouldn't make him wait.,i was doing my homework.
-962,i was doing my homework.,the cat doesn't care about your homework.
-963,the cat doesn't care about your homework.,the cat doesn't care about anything.
-964,the cat doesn't care about anything.,that's the way cats are.
-965,that's the way cats are.,all they think about is themselves.
-966,all they think about is themselves.,maybe we should get rid of him.
-967,maybe we should get rid of him.,of course not! he's family.
-968,i hate shaving.,me too.
-969,me too.,i just cut myself again.
-970,i just cut myself again.,did you use a new blade?
-971,did you use a new blade?,"it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut."
-972,"it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.",maybe you should use an electric shaver.
-973,maybe you should use an electric shaver.,"they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave."
-974,"they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.",maybe you should stop shaving.
-975,maybe you should stop shaving.,and grow a beard?
-976,and grow a beard?,sure. why not?
-977,sure. why not?,because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
-978,because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.,hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
-979,excuse me.,yes?
-980,yes?,are you reading this paper?
-981,are you reading this paper?,"oh, no. help yourself."
-982,"oh, no. help yourself.",i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
-983,i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.,thank you. that's polite of you to ask.
-984,thank you. that's polite of you to ask.,some people would just pick it up.
-985,some people would just pick it up.,"yes, i know. some people are rude."
-986,"yes, i know. some people are rude.",i always try to be polite.
-987,i always try to be polite.,so do i.
-988,so do i.,the world needs more polite people like us.
-989,the world needs more polite people like us.,i agree 100 percent.
-990,"mom, i want a puppy.",let me think about it.
-991,let me think about it.,why do you have to think about it?
-992,why do you have to think about it?,because a puppy costs money.
-993,because a puppy costs money.,"no, it doesn't. puppies are free."
-994,"no, it doesn't. puppies are free.","yes, but a puppy needs shots."
-995,"yes, but a puppy needs shots.",shots for what?
-996,shots for what?,so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.
-997,so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.,i hate shots.
-998,i hate shots.,and a puppy eats food. food costs money.
-999,and a puppy eats food. food costs money.,no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
-1000,no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.,"oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables."
-1001,look at all these kittens!,how many are there?
-1002,how many are there?,eight.
-1003,eight.,they're all so cute.
-1004,they're all so cute.,"yes, but i can't keep them."
-1005,"yes, but i can't keep them.",what are you going to do with them?
-1006,what are you going to do with them?,i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
-1007,i'm going to give them away. do you want one?,"yes, i would love one."
-1008,"yes, i would love one.",which one do you want?
-1009,which one do you want?,that one. the one that's all black.
-1010,that one. the one that's all black.,"yes, i like that one, too."
-1011,"yes, i like that one, too.",i'll call him blacky.
-1012,my parents go to church every sunday.,they trust in god.
-1013,they trust in god.,they hope they will go to heaven.
-1014,they hope they will go to heaven.,they probably will.
-1015,they probably will.,but no one knows for sure.
-1016,but no one knows for sure.,that's for sure.
-1017,that's for sure.,no one knows what happens after we die.
-1018,no one knows what happens after we die.,"if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god."
-1019,"if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.",that's what many people believe.
-1020,that's what many people believe.,"if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell."
-1021,"if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.",i don't want to go to hell.
-1022,i don't want to go to hell.,let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
-1023,my husband died.,i'm sorry for you.
-1024,i'm sorry for you.,thank you.
-1025,thank you.,when did he die?
-1026,when did he die?,a couple of months ago.
-1027,a couple of months ago.,you still miss him.
-1028,you still miss him.,"yes, but i talk to him almost every day."
-1029,"yes, but i talk to him almost every day.",when you go to church?
-1030,when you go to church?,"no, when i call him on his cell phone."
-1031,"no, when i call him on his cell phone.",what do you mean?
-1032,what do you mean?,i buried him with his cell phone.
-1033,i buried him with his cell phone.,what will you do when the battery dies?
-1034,today is friday the thirteenth.,that's a bad day.
-1035,that's a bad day.,it's supposed to be unlucky.
-1036,it's supposed to be unlucky.,you're supposed to stay home all day.
-1037,you're supposed to stay home all day.,that's what i do.
-1038,that's what i do.,my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
-1039,my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.,that was a mistake.
-1040,that was a mistake.,he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
-1041,he stayed on the thirteenth floor.,what happened?
-1042,what happened?,someone stole his laptop.
-1043,someone stole his laptop.,he was asking for it.
-1044,he was asking for it.,he learned his lesson. he's home today.
-1045,do you really love me?,of course.
-1046,of course.,prove it.
-1047,prove it.,how can i prove it?
-1048,how can i prove it?,take me to dinner.
-1049,take me to dinner.,that's it? that's all i have to do?
-1050,that's it? that's all i have to do?,"take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's."
-1051,"take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.",but a nice restaurant costs money.
-1052,but a nice restaurant costs money.,"yes, and you have to make a reservation."
-1053,"yes, and you have to make a reservation.",that's such a hassle.
-1054,that's such a hassle.,i knew you didn't love me.
-1055,i knew you didn't love me.,"okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now."
-1056,my parents are divorced.,so are mine.
-1057,so are mine.,why did your parents get divorced?
-1058,why did your parents get divorced?,my father found a new girlfriend.
-1059,my father found a new girlfriend.,that's too bad.
-1060,that's too bad.,my mother was hurt and angry.
-1061,my mother was hurt and angry.,she had good reason. what did she do?
-1062,she had good reason. what did she do?,she told him to drop his girlfriend.
-1063,she told him to drop his girlfriend.,what did your father do?
-1064,what did your father do?,he moved out of our house.
-1065,he moved out of our house.,i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
-1066,i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.,"yes, but she left him a year later."
-1067,my grandma's apartment smells funny.,so does mine.
-1068,so does mine.,i think it's an old people's smell.
-1069,i think it's an old people's smell.,really?
-1070,really?,"yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell."
-1071,"yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.",like fruit that is too ripe?
-1072,like fruit that is too ripe?,"yes, just like fruit that is too ripe."
-1073,"yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.",but the smell is different.
-1074,but the smell is different.,"yes, old people don't smell like fruit."
-1075,"yes, old people don't smell like fruit.","no, they smell like a thrift shop."
-1076,"no, they smell like a thrift shop.","yes, a thrift shop has that same smell."
-1077,"yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.","yes, an old smell."
-1078,the price of stamps goes up and up.,i think stamps used to cost a penny.
-1079,i think stamps used to cost a penny.,that was a long time ago.
-1080,that was a long time ago.,it was before i was born.
-1081,it was before i was born.,now a stamp is 42 cents.
-1082,now a stamp is 42 cents.,but in may it will be 44 cents.
-1083,but in may it will be 44 cents.,have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
-1084,have you ever lost a letter in the mail?,"no, i haven't."
-1085,"no, i haven't.",neither have i.
-1086,neither have i.,"so, they do a good job for the money."
-1087,"so, they do a good job for the money.","yes, they do."
-1088,"yes, they do.",maybe we shouldn't complain.
-1089,a button came off my shirt.,what are you going to do?
-1090,what are you going to do?,"first, i have to find the button."
-1091,"first, i have to find the button.",where did you lose it?
-1092,where did you lose it?,i have no idea.
-1093,i have no idea.,a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
-1094,a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?,that's a good idea.
-1095,that's a good idea.,i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
-1096,i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.,"let me look. no, it's not there."
-1097,"let me look. no, it's not there.",many shirts come with an extra button.
-1098,many shirts come with an extra button.,you're right. this one does have an extra button.
-1099,you're right. this one does have an extra button.,now all you have to do is sew it on.
-1100,i have to go to the bathroom.,you drink too much coffee.
-1101,you drink too much coffee.,but i love coffee.
-1102,but i love coffee.,"well, it's your life."
-1103,"well, it's your life.",you eat too much chocolate.
-1104,you eat too much chocolate.,i don't think so.
-1105,i don't think so.,have you looked in the mirror?
-1106,have you looked in the mirror?,do you think i'm getting fat?
-1107,do you think i'm getting fat?,i didn't say that.
-1108,i didn't say that.,what did you say?
-1109,what did you say?,i said i have to go to the bathroom.
-1110,i said i have to go to the bathroom.,that's what i thought you said.
-1111,did you do the laundry?,"yes, i did."
-1112,"yes, i did.",what did you wash?
-1113,what did you wash?,i washed the sheets and towels.
-1114,i washed the sheets and towels.,what about the pillowcases?
-1115,what about the pillowcases?,"yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them."
-1116,"yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.",did you dry everything in the dryer?
-1117,did you dry everything in the dryer?,"yes, i dried everything in the dryer."
-1118,"yes, i dried everything in the dryer.",then what did you do?
-1119,then what did you do?,i folded all the towels.
-1120,i folded all the towels.,did you put the sheets on the beds?
-1121,did you put the sheets on the beds?,"yes, and i put the pillowcases on the pillows."
-1122,do you listen to the radio?,i listen day and night.
-1123,i listen day and night.,what do you listen to?
-1124,what do you listen to?,mostly talk radio.
-1125,mostly talk radio.,what's that?
-1126,what's that?,people talk about current events.
-1127,people talk about current events.,what do they say?
-1128,what do they say?,they say they want change.
-1129,they say they want change.,what kind of change?
-1130,what kind of change?,they want tax cuts.
-1131,they want tax cuts.,why do they want tax cuts?
-1132,why do they want tax cuts?,because tax cuts will save them money.
-1133,"mom, i'm hungry.",look in the fridge.
-1134,look in the fridge.,i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.
-1135,i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.,are you sure?
-1136,are you sure?,it's almost empty.
-1137,it's almost empty.,i went to the market yesterday.
-1138,i went to the market yesterday.,i don't see anything.
-1139,i don't see anything.,i bought lots of oranges and apples.
-1140,i bought lots of oranges and apples.,i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.
-1141,i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.,eat the fruit. it's good for you.
-1142,eat the fruit. it's good for you.,"next time you go to the market, let me go with you."
-1143,"next time you go to the market, let me go with you.","no, thank you. all you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars."
-1144,what is there to eat?,i don't know. look in the fridge.
-1145,i don't know. look in the fridge.,i think i'll make a sandwich.
-1146,i think i'll make a sandwich.,what kind?
-1147,what kind?,a ham sandwich.
-1148,a ham sandwich.,the bread is in the cabinet.
-1149,the bread is in the cabinet.,where's the mustard?
-1150,where's the mustard?,"it's in the fridge, i think."
-1151,"it's in the fridge, i think.","oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?"
-1152,"oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?","yes, that sounds nice."
-1153,"yes, that sounds nice.",how about some potato chips?
-1154,how about some potato chips?,"yes. and a pickle, if we have any."
-1155,"it's time for your bath, young lady.","but, mom, i'm not dirty."
-1156,"but, mom, i'm not dirty.",you need a bath every day.
-1157,you need a bath every day.,why?
-1158,why?,because you don't want to smell bad.
-1159,because you don't want to smell bad.,i don't smell bad.
-1160,i don't smell bad.,that's what you think.
-1161,that's what you think.,"if i smelled bad, i could smell me."
-1162,"if i smelled bad, i could smell me.",i can smell you.
-1163,i can smell you.,"i can smell you, too."
-1164,"i can smell you, too.",that's my perfume.
-1165,that's my perfume.,when can i wear perfume?
-1166,something's wrong with my computer.,exactly what?
-1167,exactly what?,all i get is a black screen.
-1168,all i get is a black screen.,what's the matter?
-1169,what's the matter?,"i think i know, because this happened before."
-1170,"i think i know, because this happened before.",what happened before?
-1171,what happened before?,my hard drive crashed.
-1172,my hard drive crashed.,"oh, no. that's bad news."
-1173,"oh, no. that's bad news.","it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure."
-1174,"it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.",will you lose all your files?
-1175,will you lose all your files?,"no, i always back up my files."
-1176,"no, i always back up my files.",you're smart.
-1177,i called hp about my computer.,what did they say?
-1178,what did they say?,they said i need a new hard drive.
-1179,they said i need a new hard drive.,that's too bad. how much is a new one?
-1180,that's too bad. how much is a new one?,"it's not too much, only about $85."
-1181,"it's not too much, only about $85.",plus installation?
-1182,plus installation?,"no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace."
-1183,"no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.",really?
-1184,really?,"yes, it's just a couple of screws."
-1185,"yes, it's just a couple of screws.",that's nice.
-1186,that's nice.,it's a lot better than paying someone $60.
-1187,it's a lot better than paying someone $60.,"if my hard drive crashes, i'll just call you."
-1188,what's your email address?,it's bluedog123.
-1189,it's bluedog123.,bluedog123. are you sure that's all?
-1190,bluedog123. are you sure that's all?,yes.
-1191,yes.,no. that's incomplete.
-1192,no. that's incomplete.,what do you mean?
-1193,what do you mean?,what's your mailing address?
-1194,what's your mailing address?,"456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170."
-1195,"456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.",that's correct.
-1196,that's correct.,so what's the problem?
-1197,so what's the problem?,"bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code."
-1198,"bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.","oh, i get it. my email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com."
-1199,i'm going to take a nap.,you should unplug the phone.
-1200,you should unplug the phone.,that's a good idea.
-1201,that's a good idea.,do you want me to wake you in an hour?
-1202,do you want me to wake you in an hour?,"no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up."
-1203,"no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.",i'll start dinner at 6:00.
-1204,i'll start dinner at 6:00.,okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
-1205,okay. i think i'll be awake by then.,"if not, your nose will wake you up."
-1206,"if not, your nose will wake you up.",you mean i will smell the food cooking?
-1207,you mean i will smell the food cooking?,you might even dream about dinner.
-1208,you might even dream about dinner.,i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
-1209,i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.,have a nice nap.
-1210,that was a nice funeral.,"yes, dad, it was."
-1211,"yes, dad, it was.",the son gave a nice speech about his father.
-1212,the son gave a nice speech about his father.,"it was long, too."
-1213,"it was long, too.",i think it was about 45 minutes long.
-1214,i think it was about 45 minutes long.,but it went by fast. it was interesting.
-1215,but it went by fast. it was interesting.,i liked it.
-1216,i liked it.,"i'll give you a speech like that, too."
-1217,"i'll give you a speech like that, too.",do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
-1218,do you think anyone will come to my funeral?,of course.
-1219,of course.,i think only the family will be there.
-1220,i think only the family will be there.,"you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!"
-1221,yikes! what was that noise?,i had to blow my nose.
-1222,i had to blow my nose.,did you have to blow right next to the phone?
-1223,did you have to blow right next to the phone?,did you hear that?
-1224,did you hear that?,of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
-1225,of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.,it wasn't that loud.
-1226,it wasn't that loud.,"i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see."
-1227,"i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.",okay. i'll take your word for it.
-1228,okay. i'll take your word for it.,i thought you had an elephant in your house.
-1229,i thought you had an elephant in your house.,you're funny.
-1230,you're funny.,what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
-1231,what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.,i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back.
-1232,i have lots of friends.,really? how many do you have?
-1233,really? how many do you have?,"i don't know, maybe one hundred."
-1234,"i don't know, maybe one hundred.",that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
-1235,that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?,of course. i have lots of best friends.
-1236,of course. i have lots of best friends.,how many best friends do you have?
-1237,how many best friends do you have?,i think about twenty-five.
-1238,i think about twenty-five.,hmm. i have only one best friend.
-1239,hmm. i have only one best friend.,i feel sorry for you.
-1240,i feel sorry for you.,i have only a few friends.
-1241,i have only a few friends.,you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
-1242,you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.,that's very nice of you.
-1243,don't you ever cheat on me.,why would i do that?
-1244,why would i do that?,because men like to cheat.
-1245,because men like to cheat.,"some men do, but not me."
-1246,"some men do, but not me.",i'm watching you.
-1247,i'm watching you.,i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
-1248,i'm an open book. watch me all you want.,"if i catch you, you'll be sorry."
-1249,"if i catch you, you'll be sorry.","you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater."
-1250,"you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.",i will poke your eyes out. 
-1251,i will poke your eyes out. ,i don't want any other woman.
-1252,i don't want any other woman.,"i will chop your toes off, one by one."
-1253,"i will chop your toes off, one by one.","honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it."
-1254,i hate to go outside.,me too.
-1255,me too.,why do you hate to go outside?
-1256,why do you hate to go outside?,i meet too many jerks.
-1257,i meet too many jerks.,i agree.
-1258,i agree.,this city is full of jerks.
-1259,this city is full of jerks.,rude people are everywhere.
-1260,rude people are everywhere.,but what can you do?
-1261,but what can you do?,you can yell at them.
-1262,you can yell at them.,and they will yell back at you.
-1263,and they will yell back at you.,yelling doesn't do any good.
-1264,yelling doesn't do any good.,no. the best thing to do is just stay home.
-1265,will you look at this form?,are you having problems with it?
-1266,are you having problems with it?,i don't understand some things.
-1267,i don't understand some things.,let me help you.
-1268,let me help you.,"what does ""mi"" mean?"
-1269,"what does ""mi"" mean?","""mi"" stands for middle initial."
-1270,"""mi"" stands for middle initial.","what does ""mm/dd/yy"" mean?"
-1271,"what does ""mm/dd/yy"" mean?",that means month/day/year. use numbers.
-1272,that means month/day/year. use numbers.,i don't understand.
-1273,i don't understand.,"for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87."
-1274,"for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.",oh. that's simple enough.
-1275,oh. that's simple enough.,"always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely."
-1276,let's go to the animal shelter.,what do you want to do?
-1277,what do you want to do?,i want to get a puppy for my son.
-1278,i want to get a puppy for my son.,that will make him so happy.
-1279,that will make him so happy.,i'll get him one of those little dogs.
-1280,i'll get him one of those little dogs.,one that won't grow up too big.
-1281,one that won't grow up too big.,and eat too much.
-1282,and eat too much.,do you know which one he would like?
-1283,do you know which one he would like?,"oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked."
-1284,"oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.",i bet you had to drag him away.
-1285,i bet you had to drag him away.,he wanted to take it home yesterday.
-1286,he wanted to take it home yesterday.,i wonder what he'll name it.
-1287,what's the weather like?,i don't know. i just woke up.
-1288,i don't know. i just woke up.,why don't you look outside?
-1289,why don't you look outside?,okay. it looks like rain.
-1290,okay. it looks like rain.,why do you say that?
-1291,why do you say that?,the sky is gray.
-1292,the sky is gray.,is it raining right now?
-1293,is it raining right now?,no.
-1294,no.,how do you know?
-1295,how do you know?,the street isn't wet.
-1296,the street isn't wet.,i have to go shopping today.
-1297,i have to go shopping today.,you'd better take an umbrella.
-1298,i can't believe how hot it is.,it's not even noon yet.
-1299,it's not even noon yet.,that means it will get hotter.
-1300,that means it will get hotter.,i am dying from the heat.
-1301,i am dying from the heat.,turn on the air conditioner.
-1302,turn on the air conditioner.,it doesn't work.
-1303,it doesn't work.,what happened?
-1304,what happened?,i don't know.
-1305,i don't know.,did you call the repairman?
-1306,did you call the repairman?,of course.
-1307,of course.,when is he coming?
-1308,when is he coming?,he's busy. he said next week.
-1309,i'll be glad when winter comes.,why is that?
-1310,why is that?,because i love the snow.
-1311,because i love the snow.,"yes, the snow is fun."
-1312,"yes, the snow is fun.",last year we made a big snowman.
-1313,last year we made a big snowman.,how big was it?
-1314,how big was it?,it was seven feet tall.
-1315,it was seven feet tall.,how long did it take?
-1316,how long did it take?,it took us all day.
-1317,it took us all day.,did you give him a nose?
-1318,did you give him a nose?,of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.
-1319,of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.,let me help you make one this year.
-1320,i'm going to the bank.,what do you need to do?
-1321,what do you need to do?,i need to withdraw some money.
-1322,i need to withdraw some money.,how are you going to do that?
-1323,how are you going to do that?,i'll just use the atm.
-1324,i'll just use the atm.,what's that?
-1325,what's that?,it's the automatic teller machine.
-1326,it's the automatic teller machine.,it gives you money?
-1327,it gives you money?,i just insert my debit card into the machine.
-1328,i just insert my debit card into the machine.,and it gives you money?
-1329,and it gives you money?,"well, it gives me money, but it's my own money."
-1330,"well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.",oh. what good is that? i thought it gave you free money.
-1331,did you put the blue bin out on the street?,"oh, no. i forgot."
-1332,"oh, no. i forgot.","well, you'd better take it out front."
-1333,"well, you'd better take it out front.",what time does the recycle truck come by?
-1334,what time does the recycle truck come by?,"it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow."
-1335,"it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.",i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.
-1336,i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.,"oh, no, you don't."
-1337,"oh, no, you don't.",what do you mean?
-1338,what do you mean?,every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.
-1339,every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.,do you think i'll forget to do it?
-1340,do you think i'll forget to do it?,"you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it."
-1341,"you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.","okay, i'll take it out front right now."
-1342,are you ready?,ready for what?
-1343,ready for what?,ready for the big switch.
-1344,ready for the big switch.,what are you talking about?
-1345,what are you talking about?,the nation is switching to digital tv.
-1346,the nation is switching to digital tv.,oh. of course i'm ready.
-1347,oh. of course i'm ready.,did you buy the converter?
-1348,did you buy the converter?,"no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv."
-1349,"no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.",how much was that?
-1350,how much was that?,it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.
-1351,it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.,does it pick up any digital channels?
-1352,does it pick up any digital channels?,"oh, yes. i get six korean channels but nothing in english!"
-1353,people are funny.,they sure are.
-1354,they sure are.,did you hear about the pilot?
-1355,did you hear about the pilot?,the one that stole a small plane?
-1356,the one that stole a small plane?,"yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s."
-1357,"yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.",did they catch him?
-1358,did they catch him?,"yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway."
-1359,"yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.",did he crash?
-1360,did he crash?,"no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant."
-1361,"no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.",did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?
-1362,did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?,his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
-1363,his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.,poor guy.
-1364,the police need our help finding a robber.,how do you know?
-1365,how do you know?,the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.
-1366,the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.,do they know what the robber looks like?
-1367,do they know what the robber looks like?,"yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old."
-1368,"yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.",what race is he?
-1369,what race is he?,they didn't say.
-1370,they didn't say.,the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.
-1371,the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.,of course not. that would be racist.
-1372,of course not. that would be racist.,but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?
-1373,but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?,don't ask me.
-1374,don't ask me.,"then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist."
-1375,don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.,but i don't have a tissue.
-1376,but i don't have a tissue.,then go find a tissue in the bathroom.
-1377,then go find a tissue in the bathroom.,i didn't have time to get one from there.
-1378,i didn't have time to get one from there.,your sleeves are not tissues.
-1379,your sleeves are not tissues.,"but mom, all my friends use their sleeves."
-1380,"but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.",that doesn't make it right.
-1381,that doesn't make it right.,i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.
-1382,i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.,i will talk to your father about that.
-1383,i will talk to your father about that.,i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.
-1384,i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.,your daddy was a good little boy.
-1385,your daddy was a good little boy.,"how do you know? were you his mommy, too?"
-1386,i'm worried.,worried about what?
-1387,worried about what?,i'm getting married.
-1388,i'm getting married.,"you should be happy, not worried."
-1389,"you should be happy, not worried.","i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility."
-1390,"i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.","yes, you have to take care of your wife."
-1391,"yes, you have to take care of your wife.",and i have to take care of our children.
-1392,and i have to take care of our children.,are you going to start a family?
-1393,are you going to start a family?,yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.
-1394,yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.,that sounds wonderful.
-1395,that sounds wonderful.,except we can't afford it!
-1396,except we can't afford it!,no wonder you're worried.
-1397,i don't get art.,or artists.
-1398,or artists.,they're in a different world.
-1399,they're in a different world.,i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
-1400,i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.,the artist said the jar was both full and empty.
-1401,the artist said the jar was both full and empty.,but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?
-1402,but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?,artists see things differently.
-1403,artists see things differently.,did you ever see anything that picasso painted?
-1404,did you ever see anything that picasso painted?,of course! he's world famous.
-1405,of course! he's world famous.,did he ever take art lessons?
-1406,did he ever take art lessons?,i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.
-1407,i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.,where are they? maybe they are worth millions.
-1408,what's the point?,the point of what?
-1409,the point of what?,of living.
-1410,of living.,"who knows? you live, and then you die."
-1411,"who knows? you live, and then you die.",we must be here for some reason.
-1412,we must be here for some reason.,maybe we're here to have fun.
-1413,maybe we're here to have fun.,then why aren't i having fun?
-1414,then why aren't i having fun?,because you're thinking too much.
-1415,because you're thinking too much.,so i should stop thinking?
-1416,so i should stop thinking?,stop thinking about what the point is.
-1417,stop thinking about what the point is.,okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.
-1418,okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.,just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.
-1419,beer is a powerful drug.,so are cigarettes.
-1420,so are cigarettes.,which would you prefer?
-1421,which would you prefer?,what do you mean?
-1422,what do you mean?,"when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes."
-1423,"when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.",i could pick only one or the other?
-1424,i could pick only one or the other?,"yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven."
-1425,"yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.","boy, that's a tough one."
-1426,"boy, that's a tough one.","what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes."
-1427,"what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.",but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
-1428,but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.,"well, you can't have everything."
-1429,"well, you can't have everything.",i don't think i want to go to your heaven.
-1430,my pants have a hole in the front pocket.,you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
-1431,you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.,yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
-1432,yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.,lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
-1433,lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.,who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
-1434,who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?,"criminals, of course."
-1435,"criminals, of course.","anyway, i have to fix the hole."
-1436,"anyway, i have to fix the hole.",you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
-1437,you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.,tell me about this patch.
-1438,tell me about this patch.,the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
-1439,the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.,that sounds a lot easier than sewing.
-1440,that sounds a lot easier than sewing.,"it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off."
-1441,do you know any good jokes?,i can't remember jokes.
-1442,i can't remember jokes.,neither can i.
-1443,neither can i.,they go in one ear and out the other.
-1444,they go in one ear and out the other.,who makes up all these jokes?
-1445,who makes up all these jokes?,who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.
-1446,who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.,"yes, just in english alone."
-1447,"yes, just in english alone.",i wonder if every language has jokes.
-1448,i wonder if every language has jokes.,of course! people everywhere like good jokes.
-1449,of course! people everywhere like good jokes.,what do you think people joke about the most?
-1450,what do you think people joke about the most?,i think most jokes are about women.
-1451,i think most jokes are about women.,"oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!"
-1452,you're very lucky.,why do you say that?
-1453,why do you say that?,you speak two languages.
-1454,you speak two languages.,"well, my english isn't perfect."
-1455,"well, my english isn't perfect.",no one speaks perfect english.
-1456,no one speaks perfect english.,maybe i will be the first!
-1457,maybe i will be the first!,i've been thinking about learning spanish.
-1458,i've been thinking about learning spanish.,spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.
-1459,spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.,how long will it take me to learn?
-1460,how long will it take me to learn?,i think it will only take you a year or two.
-1461,i think it will only take you a year or two.,how soon can we begin?
-1462,how soon can we begin?,ahora! that means right now.
-1463,do you know what today is?,"yes, it's april 22."
-1464,"yes, it's april 22.",it's more than just a date.
-1465,it's more than just a date.,is it your birthday or anniversary?
-1466,is it your birthday or anniversary?,"no, it's earth day."
-1467,"no, it's earth day.",what's that?
-1468,what's that?,it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
-1469,it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.,"oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?"
-1470,"oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?","yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags."
-1471,"yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.",how about if i take shorter showers?
-1472,how about if i take shorter showers?,"that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water."
-1473,"that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.",from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.
-1474,poetry sucks.,i don't know anyone who likes it.
-1475,i don't know anyone who likes it.,"some of it is okay, i guess."
-1476,"some of it is okay, i guess.","yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember."
-1477,"yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.","like ""one, two, buckle my shoe."""
-1478,"like ""one, two, buckle my shoe.""",but people still write poems.
-1479,but people still write poems.,no one makes any money at it.
-1480,no one makes any money at it.,shakespeare was a poet.
-1481,shakespeare was a poet.,did he get rich from his poetry?
-1482,did he get rich from his poetry?,probably not.
-1483,probably not.,poems are a little bit like songs.
-1484,poems are a little bit like songs.,"yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too."
-1485,how smart are you?,i don't know. i think i'm average.
-1486,i don't know. i think i'm average.,did you ever take an iq test?
-1487,did you ever take an iq test?,"no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school."
-1488,"no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.",i wish i was really smart.
-1489,i wish i was really smart.,don't be ridiculous.
-1490,don't be ridiculous.,what do you mean?
-1491,what do you mean?,"if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous."
-1492,"if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.",don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
-1493,don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?,it must be very lonely.
-1494,it must be very lonely.,why's that?
-1495,why's that?,"because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying."
-1496,i missed the tv news last night. what was on?,nothing that would pass as news.
-1497,nothing that would pass as news.,what's the weather going to be like this weekend?
-1498,what's the weather going to be like this weekend?,"i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels."
-1499,"i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.",what was the lead story on the news?
-1500,what was the lead story on the news?,some actress was in court for driving without a license.
-1501,some actress was in court for driving without a license.,what was the second story?
-1502,what was the second story?,some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.
-1503,some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.,what was the third story?
-1504,what was the third story?,a bull chased a man in a supermarket.
-1505,a bull chased a man in a supermarket.,wasn't there anything about octo-mom?
-1506,wasn't there anything about octo-mom?,of course. she's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.
-1507,what are you going to do about your death?,"well, mostly i'll try to avoid it."
-1508,"well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.","i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?"
-1509,"i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?",my wife and i will be cremated.
-1510,my wife and i will be cremated.,are you going to be buried next to each other?
-1511,are you going to be buried next to each other?,"oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean."
-1512,"oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.",you're not going to be buried?
-1513,you're not going to be buried?,a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.
-1514,a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.,"yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you."
-1515,"yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.",children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.
-1516,children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.,"that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people."
-1517,"that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.",we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.
-1518,did you wipe your feet? ,"yes, of course i wiped my feet."
-1519,"yes, of course i wiped my feet.",then why is there mud on the carpet?
-1520,then why is there mud on the carpet?,i don't know. it's not my mud.
-1521,i don't know. it's not my mud.,"well, someone brought it into the house."
-1522,"well, someone brought it into the house.",look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.
-1523,look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.,of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.
-1524,of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.,"okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner."
-1525,"okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.",don't vacuum it now.
-1526,don't vacuum it now.,don't you want me to clean up the mud?
-1527,don't you want me to clean up the mud?,wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.
-1528,wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.,next time i will be more careful.
-1529,what are you getting for your mom?,what are you talking about?
-1530,what are you talking about?,sunday is mother's day.
-1531,sunday is mother's day.,this sunday?
-1532,this sunday?,of course. it's all over the news.
-1533,of course. it's all over the news.,i thought it was next sunday.
-1534,i thought it was next sunday.,"well, you'd better get her something."
-1535,"well, you'd better get her something.",i'll get her a nice card.
-1536,i'll get her a nice card.,is that it?
-1537,is that it?,yes. that's all i ever give her.
-1538,yes. that's all i ever give her.,"she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?"
-1539,"she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?",it's okay. she knows that i love her.
-1540,i don't like our flag.,what's the matter with it?
-1541,what's the matter with it?,it's too much like other flags.
-1542,it's too much like other flags.,"yes, a lot of flags have stripes."
-1543,"yes, a lot of flags have stripes.",a flag should be pretty.
-1544,a flag should be pretty.,what should our flag look like?
-1545,what should our flag look like?,it should have a pretty woman on it.
-1546,it should have a pretty woman on it.,that's ridiculous!
-1547,that's ridiculous!,you don't like pretty women?
-1548,you don't like pretty women?,of course i do. but not on our flag!
-1549,of course i do. but not on our flag!,every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
-1550,every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.,you can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!
-1551,i had a busy morning.,what did you do?
-1552,what did you do?,i watered all the plants.
-1553,i watered all the plants.,you have a lot of plants.
-1554,you have a lot of plants.,then i did my laundry.
-1555,then i did my laundry.,that takes some time.
-1556,that takes some time.,i took the dog for a walk.
-1557,i took the dog for a walk.,i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.
-1558,i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.,i vacuumed the entire house.
-1559,i vacuumed the entire house.,that's a lot of work.
-1560,that's a lot of work.,and then i made lunch.
-1561,and then i made lunch.,i'll bet you were hungry!
-1562,i don't have long distance service with my home phone.,so how do you make long distance calls?
-1563,so how do you make long distance calls?,i use a calling card.
-1564,i use a calling card.,where do you get that?
-1565,where do you get that?,i buy it at the dollar store.
-1566,i buy it at the dollar store.,how much is it?
-1567,how much is it?,it's one dollar for 100 minutes.
-1568,it's one dollar for 100 minutes.,that's only a penny a minute!
-1569,that's only a penny a minute!,it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.
-1570,it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.,how many?
-1571,how many?,"first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers."
-1572,"first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.",yikes. i think i'll keep my long distance service.
-1573,do you go to college?,"yes, i do."
-1574,"yes, i do.",what college do you go to?
-1575,what college do you go to?,i go to pasadena city college.
-1576,i go to pasadena city college.,do you like it?
-1577,do you like it?,"oh, yes, i really like it."
-1578,"oh, yes, i really like it.",why do you like it?
-1579,why do you like it?,because it has great teachers.
-1580,because it has great teachers.,what else?
-1581,what else?,"i like all my classmates, too."
-1582,"i like all my classmates, too.",anything else?
-1583,anything else?,yes. it's not expensive!
-1584,i lost my new pen.,where did you lose it?
-1585,where did you lose it?,i don't know.
-1586,i don't know.,when did you lose it?
-1587,when did you lose it?,i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.
-1588,i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.,did you check all your pockets?
-1589,did you check all your pockets?,i checked all my pockets.
-1590,i checked all my pockets.,did you look in your desk?
-1591,did you look in your desk?,"yes. it isn't there, either."
-1592,"yes. it isn't there, either.",it's probably around somewhere.
-1593,it's probably around somewhere.,"oh, well, it only cost me a dollar."
-1594,"oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.",only a dollar? don't even look for it.
-1595,gravity is very important.,what is gravity?
-1596,what is gravity?,it's the force that pulls everything down.
-1597,it's the force that pulls everything down.,i don't understand.
-1598,i don't understand.,"if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass."
-1599,"if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.",of course it does.
-1600,of course it does.,"without gravity, the water would go up."
-1601,"without gravity, the water would go up.",you're joking.
-1602,you're joking.,"without gravity, you would go up."
-1603,"without gravity, you would go up.",what do you mean?
-1604,what do you mean?,you would float into the sky like a balloon.
-1605,you would float into the sky like a balloon.,that would be fun!
-1606,i can't read my book.,turn on the light.
-1607,turn on the light.,the light is on.
-1608,the light is on.,open the book.
-1609,open the book.,the book is open.
-1610,the book is open.,see an eye doctor.
-1611,see an eye doctor.,that's what i need to do.
-1612,that's what i need to do.,he'll give you a prescription for glasses.
-1613,he'll give you a prescription for glasses.,i'll make an appointment tomorrow.
-1614,i'll make an appointment tomorrow.,i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.
-1615,i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.,read the phone number to me.
-1616,read the phone number to me.,"i'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too."
-1617,what do you need for school?,i need pencils.
-1618,i need pencils.,anything else?
-1619,anything else?,i need a notebook.
-1620,i need a notebook.,do you need a pen?
-1621,do you need a pen?,no. i already have a pen.
-1622,no. i already have a pen.,do you need a calculator?
-1623,do you need a calculator?,no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.
-1624,no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.,how about a dictionary?
-1625,how about a dictionary?,"no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom."
-1626,"no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.","well, i guess that's it."
-1627,"well, i guess that's it.","yes, that's all i need for now."
-1628,i like this magazine.,so do i.
-1629,so do i.,"i read it once, and i subscribed."
-1630,"i read it once, and i subscribed.",it gives you all the news.
-1631,it gives you all the news.,all the news in only 50 pages.
-1632,all the news in only 50 pages.,i like the political cartoons.
-1633,i like the political cartoons.,i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.
-1634,i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.,i always read the film reviews.
-1635,i always read the film reviews.,i never miss the food and drink section.
-1636,i never miss the food and drink section.,i gave a subscription to my parents.
-1637,i gave a subscription to my parents.,me too. they canceled their other news magazines.
-1638,me too. they canceled their other news magazines.,so did mine!
-1639,my pen is out of ink.,shake it a couple of times.
-1640,shake it a couple of times.,i shook it. there is no more ink.
-1641,i shook it. there is no more ink.,you can borrow mine.
-1642,you can borrow mine.,thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.
-1643,thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.,what were you doing?
-1644,what were you doing?,i was writing a letter.
-1645,i was writing a letter.,who were you writing to?
-1646,who were you writing to?,it's to my mom.
-1647,it's to my mom.,tell her i said hello.
-1648,tell her i said hello.,okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.
-1649,okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.,take your time.
-1650,have you done your homework?,not yet.
-1651,not yet.,then why are you watching tv?
-1652,then why are you watching tv?,this is my favorite show.
-1653,this is my favorite show.,go do your homework.
-1654,go do your homework.,"but, mom!"
-1655,"but, mom!",you can watch tv after you do your homework.
-1656,you can watch tv after you do your homework.,but the show will be over.
-1657,but the show will be over.,there will be another show next week.
-1658,there will be another show next week.,please?
-1659,please?,you know the rules.
-1660,you know the rules.,i hate the rules! i can't wait till i grow up.
-1661,i can't wait until i graduate.,me too.
-1662,me too.,no more homework.
-1663,no more homework.,i hate homework.
-1664,i hate homework.,are you going to college?
-1665,are you going to college?,i can't afford it.
-1666,i can't afford it.,me neither.
-1667,me neither.,so what are you going to do?
-1668,so what are you going to do?,i'm joining the army.
-1669,i'm joining the army.,you're kidding. you might get killed.
-1670,you're kidding. you might get killed.,"i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college."
-1671,"i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.",that's not a bad idea.
-1672,what is your major?,english.
-1673,english.,what are you going to do with an english major?
-1674,what are you going to do with an english major?,i'm going to be a teacher.
-1675,i'm going to be a teacher.,high school or middle school?
-1676,high school or middle school?,high school.
-1677,high school.,i teach high school english.
-1678,i teach high school english.,i didn't know that.
-1679,i didn't know that.,i started teaching five years ago.
-1680,i started teaching five years ago.,how do you like it?
-1681,how do you like it?,do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.
-1682,do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.,maybe i'll teach middle school.
-1683,parking at school is impossible.,i'll say.
-1684,i'll say.,i drove around for half an hour.
-1685,i drove around for half an hour.,did you find a spot?
-1686,did you find a spot?,"i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me."
-1687,"i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.",did you yell at them?
-1688,did you yell at them?,"yes, i did."
-1689,"yes, i did.",and?
-1690,and?,and he yelled back at me.
-1691,and he yelled back at me.,how rude.
-1692,how rude.,but i got lucky a few minutes later.
-1693,but i got lucky a few minutes later.,you have to be lucky to find a parking space.
-1694,this is a huge library.,"yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space."
-1695,"yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.",and lots of books.
-1696,and lots of books.,and lots of thieves.
-1697,and lots of thieves.,what do you mean?
-1698,what do you mean?,"i mean, keep your belongings close to you."
-1699,"i mean, keep your belongings close to you.",the only thing in my backpack is used books.
-1700,the only thing in my backpack is used books.,but thieves don't know that.
-1701,but thieves don't know that.,they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
-1702,they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.,now you're thinking.
-1703,now you're thinking.,you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
-1704,you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.,not even a church is safe from thieves.
-1705,how good is your math?,i can add two and two.
-1706,i can add two and two.,so you're not very good at math?
-1707,so you're not very good at math?,i'm terrible at math.
-1708,i'm terrible at math.,"well, i need some help."
-1709,"well, i need some help.",with what?
-1710,with what?,i'm taking a math course in school.
-1711,i'm taking a math course in school.,"well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help."
-1712,"well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.",i can't do that.
-1713,i can't do that.,why not?
-1714,why not?,they might think i'm stupid.
-1715,they might think i'm stupid.,they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you.
-1716,do you believe in god?,of course.
-1717,of course.,do you pray to god?
-1718,do you pray to god?,occasionally.
-1719,occasionally.,when's that?
-1720,when's that?,when i need something.
-1721,when i need something.,like what?
-1722,like what?,"well, if i have a big test at school."
-1723,"well, if i have a big test at school.",does god answer your prayers?
-1724,does god answer your prayers?,"yes, i've passed all my tests."
-1725,"yes, i've passed all my tests.",do you ever pray for money?
-1726,do you ever pray for money?,not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school.
-1727,the cops finally found the husband.,what husband?
-1728,what husband?,the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
-1729,the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.,"oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital."
-1730,"oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.",the husband said he tried to help the boy.
-1731,the husband said he tried to help the boy.,"yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car."
-1732,"yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.","no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street."
-1733,"no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.",so what? they still drove off.
-1734,so what? they still drove off.,the husband said a fire department was nearby.
-1735,the husband said a fire department was nearby.,so what? did he dial 911?
-1736,so what? did he dial 911?,"he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it."
-1737,"he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.","he didn't get around to turning himself in, either."
-1738,i don't like riding the bus.,why not?
-1739,why not?,the seats and windows are dirty.
-1740,the seats and windows are dirty.,don't they clean the bus every night?
-1741,don't they clean the bus every night?,i think they do.
-1742,i think they do.,you should bring some wipes with you.
-1743,you should bring some wipes with you.,that's a good idea.
-1744,that's a good idea.,then you can wipe your seat and window.
-1745,then you can wipe your seat and window.,people will think i'm strange.
-1746,people will think i'm strange.,who cares? everyone is strange.
-1747,who cares? everyone is strange.,that's for sure.
-1748,that's for sure.,don't worry about what people think.
-1749,i don't like riding the bus.,why not?
-1750,why not?,"number one, it's too slow."
-1751,"number one, it's too slow.",you're right. a car is faster.
-1752,you're right. a car is faster.,"number two, it's usually late."
-1753,"number two, it's usually late.",you're right. the buses are never on time.
-1754,you're right. the buses are never on time.,"number three, it doesn't run 24 hours."
-1755,"number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.",you're right. buses don't run late at night.
-1756,you're right. buses don't run late at night.,"number four, it's too crowded."
-1757,"number four, it's too crowded.",you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
-1758,you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.,"number five, it's unsafe."
-1759,"number five, it's unsafe.",you're right. bad guys might rob you.
-1760,we had a problem at school.,what was the problem?
-1761,what was the problem?,someone cut the tires.
-1762,someone cut the tires.,what tires?
-1763,what tires?,the tires on the cars.
-1764,the tires on the cars.,where were the cars?
-1765,where were the cars?,they were in the student parking lot.
-1766,they were in the student parking lot.,how many tires were cut?
-1767,how many tires were cut?,one or two tires were cut on each car.
-1768,one or two tires were cut on each car.,how many cars?
-1769,how many cars?,eleven cars.
-1770,eleven cars.,that's terrible. i hope they catch the person.
-1771,life isn't fair.,it sure isn't.
-1772,it sure isn't.,i got a ticket yesterday.
-1773,i got a ticket yesterday.,what for?
-1774,what for?,i was crossing the street.
-1775,i was crossing the street.,were you in a crosswalk?
-1776,were you in a crosswalk?,"yes, but the red hand was blinking."
-1777,"yes, but the red hand was blinking.",so? that's a ticket?
-1778,so? that's a ticket?,"yes, it's a $140 ticket."
-1779,"yes, it's a $140 ticket.",that's not right!
-1780,that's not right!,"when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking."
-1781,"when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.",you need to walk faster.
-1782,you're driving too fast.,why do you say that?
-1783,why do you say that?,the speed limit is 65.
-1784,the speed limit is 65.,i know that.
-1785,i know that.,but you're doing 75.
-1786,but you're doing 75.,so is everyone else.
-1787,so is everyone else.,but a cop might stop you.
-1788,but a cop might stop you.,"no, he won't. some cars are doing 85."
-1789,"no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.",so the cop will stop those cars?
-1790,so the cop will stop those cars?,of course. he stops the fastest cars.
-1791,of course. he stops the fastest cars.,my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
-1792,my friend got a ticket for doing 75.,your friend was unlucky.
-1793,remember to put air in your tires.,how often do i have to do that?
-1794,how often do i have to do that?,once every two months.
-1795,once every two months.,that's a lot.
-1796,that's a lot.,what do you mean?
-1797,what do you mean?,that's six times a year!
-1798,that's six times a year!,"yes, and it takes about five minutes each time."
-1799,"yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.",i'll try.
-1800,i'll try.,check your tires or you'll get a flat.
-1801,check your tires or you'll get a flat.,oh. that's not good.
-1802,oh. that's not good.,"no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money."
-1803,"no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.",and i don't have either.
-1804,you're driving too fast.,i'm in a hurry.
-1805,i'm in a hurry.,don't ever be in a hurry.
-1806,don't ever be in a hurry.,it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.
-1807,it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.,that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.
-1808,that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.,"well, i meant to."
-1809,"well, i meant to.",don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.
-1810,don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.,why not?
-1811,why not?,because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.
-1812,because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.,how do you know that?
-1813,how do you know that?,i read a lot.
-1814,i read a lot.,i thought drunks caused most accidents.
-1815,let's go for a ride.,where are we going?
-1816,where are we going?,into the mountains.
-1817,into the mountains.,that sounds nice.
-1818,that sounds nice.,i want to show you my new car.
-1819,i want to show you my new car.,you bought a new car?
-1820,you bought a new car?,yes. i bought a cadillac.
-1821,yes. i bought a cadillac.,a luxury car.
-1822,a luxury car.,luxury plus speed.
-1823,luxury plus speed.,what are we waiting for?
-1824,what are we waiting for?,let me get the keys.
-1825,let me get the keys.,let me get my camera.
-1826,i have to go to the bathroom.,why didn't you go before we left?
-1827,why didn't you go before we left?,"i did, but i have to go again."
-1828,"i did, but i have to go again.","well, hold on a little longer."
-1829,"well, hold on a little longer.",i think i'm going to explode.
-1830,i think i'm going to explode.,just hold on.
-1831,just hold on.,oh! don't hit any more bumps!
-1832,oh! don't hit any more bumps!,we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.
-1833,we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.,i hope they are fast minutes.
-1834,i hope they are fast minutes.,think about something else. think about a hamburger.
-1835,think about something else. think about a hamburger.,"i'm thinking, but i still have to go."
-1836,"i'm thinking, but i still have to go.",it's the next exit. hold on!
-1837,where's the car?,what do you mean?
-1838,what do you mean?,the car isn't here.
-1839,the car isn't here.,where did you park it?
-1840,where did you park it?,i parked it right here.
-1841,i parked it right here.,are you sure?
-1842,are you sure?,yes. i remember this big tree.
-1843,yes. i remember this big tree.,maybe it's the wrong tree.
-1844,maybe it's the wrong tree.,"no, this is the tree."
-1845,"no, this is the tree.",did someone steal it?
-1846,did someone steal it?,i sure hope not.
-1847,i sure hope not.,maybe they towed it away.
-1848,look at this traffic.,i'd rather not.
-1849,i'd rather not.,it gets worse every year.
-1850,it gets worse every year.,why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.
-1851,why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.,the speed limit is 65!
-1852,the speed limit is 65!,"well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m."
-1853,"well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.",where are all these people going?
-1854,where are all these people going?,they're all asking the same question.
-1855,they're all asking the same question.,when are they going to fix this problem?
-1856,when are they going to fix this problem?,they said they need more money.
-1857,they said they need more money.,they always need more money.
-1858,they always need more money.,it'll get worse before it gets better.
-1859,did you see that car?,"yes, he went through the red light."
-1860,"yes, he went through the red light.",can we call the police?
-1861,can we call the police?,"no, the police don't care."
-1862,"no, the police don't care.",why not?
-1863,why not?,they have to see it happen.
-1864,they have to see it happen.,they don't believe us?
-1865,they don't believe us?,no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.
-1866,no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.,"so, what do we do?"
-1867,"so, what do we do?",we don't do anything.
-1868,we don't do anything.,maybe we should honk the horn next time.
-1869,maybe we should honk the horn next time.,the driver will just honk back at us.
-1870,my car is dirty.,why don't you wash it?
-1871,why don't you wash it?,that's what i'm going to do.
-1872,that's what i'm going to do.,are you going to wash it yourself?
-1873,are you going to wash it yourself?,of course. it's not a hard job.
-1874,of course. it's not a hard job.,i'll help you.
-1875,i'll help you.,"okay, i'll get a bucket."
-1876,"okay, i'll get a bucket.",i'll rinse the car first.
-1877,i'll rinse the car first.,then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.
-1878,then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.,"after that, we can dry it with a towel."
-1879,"after that, we can dry it with a towel.",then it will look like new
-1880,then it will look like new,and you save $10.
-1881,it sure is windy today.,paper is flying everywhere.
-1882,paper is flying everywhere.,this wind is dangerous for drivers.
-1883,this wind is dangerous for drivers.,especially for drivers of big trucks.
-1884,especially for drivers of big trucks.,the wind blows those trucks over.
-1885,the wind blows those trucks over.,"it blows trees over, too."
-1886,"it blows trees over, too.",a tree fell onto my dad's car.
-1887,a tree fell onto my dad's car.,was there much damage?
-1888,was there much damage?,my dad had to buy a new car.
-1889,my dad had to buy a new car.,wow! that's terrible.
-1890,wow! that's terrible.,never park your car under a tree.
-1891,never park your car under a tree.,"the wind will get you, or the birds will get you."
-1892,when are we going to stop?,we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.
-1893,we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.,how far away is that?
-1894,how far away is that?,i think we'll be there in half an hour.
-1895,i think we'll be there in half an hour.,i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.
-1896,i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.,"well, i can always pull over."
-1897,"well, i can always pull over.","no, thank you, i'll just wait."
-1898,"no, thank you, i'll just wait.",we can kill two birds with one stone.
-1899,we can kill two birds with one stone.,what do you mean?
-1900,what do you mean?,"while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food."
-1901,"while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.",don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
-1902,don't order for me. i'm not hungry.,"i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours."
-1903,this is such a long light.,look how many cars are waiting in line.
-1904,look how many cars are waiting in line.,they need a left-turn arrow.
-1905,they need a left-turn arrow.,only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
-1906,only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.,we'll be here forever.
-1907,we'll be here forever.,get out of this lane.
-1908,get out of this lane.,but we need to turn left.
-1909,but we need to turn left.,forget it. go straight.
-1910,forget it. go straight.,then what?
-1911,then what?,then we'll just make a u-turn.
-1912,then we'll just make a u-turn.,and then we can turn right at the light.
-1913,and then we can turn right at the light.,good idea. it will be so much quicker.
-1914,i need a cheap car.,how much money do you have?
-1915,how much money do you have?,"$1,000.00 "
-1916,"$1,000.00 ","well, that should get you something."
-1917,"well, that should get you something.",but i need something that's reliable.
-1918,but i need something that's reliable.,you need a car with low mileage.
-1919,you need a car with low mileage.,a car that was owned by a little old lady.
-1920,a car that was owned by a little old lady.,where have you looked?
-1921,where have you looked?,i haven't looked anywhere yet.
-1922,i haven't looked anywhere yet.,why not?
-1923,why not?,because i'll never find one for such a low price.
-1924,because i'll never find one for such a low price.,you're right about that. keep saving your money.
-1925,"good afternoon, officer.","your driver's license and registration, please."
-1926,"your driver's license and registration, please.",here you go.
-1927,here you go.,do you know why i pulled you over?
-1928,do you know why i pulled you over?,i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
-1929,i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.,you rolled through that stop sign back there.
-1930,you rolled through that stop sign back there.,but i stopped!
-1931,but i stopped!,"no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop."
-1932,"no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.","well, nobody else does, so why should i?"
-1933,"well, nobody else does, so why should i?",that's not the attitude of a good driver.
-1934,that's not the attitude of a good driver.,but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
-1935,but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.,"well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day."
-1936,$140. i can't believe it.,what are you talking about?
-1937,what are you talking about?,i got a ticket downtown for $140.
-1938,i got a ticket downtown for $140.,were you speeding?
-1939,were you speeding?,"no, i was crossing the street."
-1940,"no, i was crossing the street.",were you jaywalking?
-1941,were you jaywalking?,"no, i was in the crosswalk."
-1942,"no, i was in the crosswalk.",so why did you get a ticket?
-1943,so why did you get a ticket?,the officer said the red hand was blinking.
-1944,the officer said the red hand was blinking.,was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
-1945,was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?,"no, the white walk sign was blinking."
-1946,"no, the white walk sign was blinking.",you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness.
-1947,they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.,who?
-1948,who?,two students from usc.
-1949,two students from usc.,what happened?
-1950,what happened?,"a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl."
-1951,"a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.",what happened to the other student?
-1952,what happened to the other student?,he landed on the hood of the car.
-1953,he landed on the hood of the car.,did he get off the hood?
-1954,did he get off the hood?,"no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood."
-1955,"no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.",i'll bet the car continued on its way.
-1956,i'll bet the car continued on its way.,of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
-1957,of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?,i hope they find them and put them in jail for life.
-1958,what happened to your car?,i got a dent in the parking lot.
-1959,i got a dent in the parking lot.,how did you get it?
-1960,how did you get it?,i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
-1961,i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.,those shopping carts are dangerous.
-1962,those shopping carts are dangerous.,especially the metal ones.
-1963,especially the metal ones.,i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
-1964,i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.,"that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store."
-1965,"that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.",did you save any money on the sale?
-1966,did you save any money on the sale?,"yes, i did. i saved about $50."
-1967,"yes, i did. i saved about $50.",that's great.
-1968,that's great.,"yes, except this dent will cost about $150."
-1969,"did you see ""titanic""?",yes. it is a great movie.
-1970,yes. it is a great movie.,i saw it twelve times.
-1971,i saw it twelve times.,i saw it eight times.
-1972,i saw it eight times.,i have the dvd.
-1973,i have the dvd.,so do i.
-1974,so do i.,let's go to your home.
-1975,let's go to your home.,we can watch my dvd.
-1976,we can watch my dvd.,and then we can go to my home.
-1977,and then we can go to my home.,and watch your dvd.
-1978,and watch your dvd.,i always cry at the end.
-1979,i always cry at the end.,me too. it's so sad.
-1980,let's play cards.,i don't know any card games.
-1981,i don't know any card games.,i'll teach you one.
-1982,i'll teach you one.,okay. what will you teach me?
-1983,okay. what will you teach me?,it's called poker.
-1984,it's called poker.,is it easy to learn?
-1985,is it easy to learn?,"yes, it will only take about 30 minutes."
-1986,"yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.",okay. teach me how to play.
-1987,okay. teach me how to play.,we each get five cards.
-1988,we each get five cards.,"oh, look. i have four tens."
-1989,"oh, look. i have four tens.","that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me."
-1990,"that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.","oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens."
-1991,i'm a good card player.,why is that?
-1992,why is that?,because i watch the other players.
-1993,because i watch the other players.,what do you mean?
-1994,what do you mean?,people will tell you if they have a good hand.
-1995,people will tell you if they have a good hand.,how do they do that?
-1996,how do they do that?,"for example, a friend of mine licks his lips."
-1997,"for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.","when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?"
-1998,"when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?","i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet."
-1999,"i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.",he never wins your money?
-2000,he never wins your money?,"nope, and it drives him crazy."
-2001,"nope, and it drives him crazy.",he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating.
-2002,"turn the radio down, please.",but i'm listening to it.
-2003,but i'm listening to it.,"well, listen to it more quietly."
-2004,"well, listen to it more quietly.",i can't wait till i grow up.
-2005,i can't wait till i grow up.,what will you do?
-2006,what will you do?,i will play the radio as loud as i want.
-2007,i will play the radio as loud as i want.,that's okay with me.
-2008,that's okay with me.,i will have a radio in every room of my house.
-2009,i will have a radio in every room of my house.,remind me to never visit you.
-2010,remind me to never visit you.,all the radios will be on extra loud.
-2011,all the radios will be on extra loud.,your neighbors will hate you.
-2012,your neighbors will hate you.,"if they don't like it, they can move."
-2013,i hope i win the lotto.,your chances are very small.
-2014,your chances are very small.,but you can't win if you don't play.
-2015,but you can't win if you don't play.,ha! you can't win if you do play.
-2016,ha! you can't win if you do play.,someone has to win.
-2017,someone has to win.,that's what everyone says.
-2018,that's what everyone says.,it might as well be me.
-2019,it might as well be me.,that's what everyone says.
-2020,that's what everyone says.,you're trying to tell me something.
-2021,you're trying to tell me something.,that didn't take long.
-2022,that didn't take long.,you think i should quit playing.
-2023,you think i should quit playing.,save your money for school.
-2024,what's on tv?,nothing much.
-2025,nothing much.,what about the baseball game?
-2026,what about the baseball game?,it got rained out.
-2027,it got rained out.,rained out?
-2028,rained out?,"yes, rained out."
-2029,"yes, rained out.",how could that be?
-2030,how could that be?,"well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm."
-2031,"well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.",i thought they were playing under a dome.
-2032,i thought they were playing under a dome.,the dome doesn't close.
-2033,the dome doesn't close.,why doesn't it close?
-2034,why doesn't it close?,who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season.
-2035,can i try your coffee?,sure. here you go.
-2036,sure. here you go.,"hmm, that's not bad."
-2037,"hmm, that's not bad.",there's nothing in it.
-2038,there's nothing in it.,what do you mean?
-2039,what do you mean?,"i mean, it's just coffee."
-2040,"i mean, it's just coffee.",i figured that.
-2041,i figured that.,it's not too bitter for you?
-2042,it's not too bitter for you?,"it's a little bitter, but it's okay."
-2043,"it's a little bitter, but it's okay.",there's no sugar or cream in it.
-2044,there's no sugar or cream in it.,"no, it's a taste you have to get used to."
-2045,"no, it's a taste you have to get used to.",sort of like beer.
-2046,let's take a walk.,what's the weather like?
-2047,what's the weather like?,let me step outside and see.
-2048,let me step outside and see.,"it's a little chilly, right?"
-2049,"it's a little chilly, right?","yes, it is."
-2050,"yes, it is.",i'll put on my cap.
-2051,i'll put on my cap.,"wear a jacket, too."
-2052,"wear a jacket, too.",i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
-2053,i wonder if i should bring my gloves.,"maybe you should, just in case it gets colder."
-2054,"maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.",i'll put a glove in each pocket.
-2055,i'll put a glove in each pocket.,we'll get warmer as we walk.
-2056,we'll get warmer as we walk.,"yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down."
-2057,look at the car chase on tv!,that driver is crazy.
-2058,that driver is crazy.,i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
-2059,i can't believe he hasn't crashed.,how fast is he going?
-2060,how fast is he going?,they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
-2061,they say he's going 80 miles per hour.,he's going to kill someone.
-2062,he's going to kill someone.,look! he just hit that car.
-2063,look! he just hit that car.,"oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets."
-2064,"oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.",now he's slowing down.
-2065,now he's slowing down.,maybe he ran out of gas.
-2066,maybe he ran out of gas.,look! he just got out of the car and started running.
-2067,look! he just got out of the car and started running.,i hope the police catch him.
-2068,tv news is so stupid.,they shouldn't even call it news.
-2069,they shouldn't even call it news.,last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
-2070,last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.,yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
-2071,yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.,last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
-2072,last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.,last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
-2073,last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.,the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
-2074,the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.,the sports guy shows us players fighting.
-2075,the sports guy shows us players fighting.,"they always tell us ""what's next."""
-2076,"they always tell us ""what's next.""","they always make ""what's next"" sound exciting, but it never is."
-2077,"they always make ""what's next"" sound exciting, but it never is.",it's more like news for kids.
-2078,it's more like news for kids.,they should have kid reporters.
-2079,i love my computer.,computers are so cool.
-2080,computers are so cool.,i love to go online.
-2081,i love to go online.,the internet is amazing.
-2082,the internet is amazing.,you can travel all over the world.
-2083,you can travel all over the world.,i know. i went to china yesterday.
-2084,i know. i went to china yesterday.,what did you do?
-2085,what did you do?,i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
-2086,i stood on the great wall and looked all around.,what was it like?
-2087,what was it like?,it was like the real thing.
-2088,it was like the real thing.,it was like being there?
-2089,it was like being there?,"yes, i felt like i was actually there."
-2090,the beatles are the best.,they are the best musical group ever.
-2091,they are the best musical group ever.,i love all their songs.
-2092,i love all their songs.,i don't know which one i like the best.
-2093,i don't know which one i like the best.,i like the ones i can sing along with.
-2094,i like the ones i can sing along with.,"so do i, like ""she loves you."""
-2095,"so do i, like ""she loves you.""","""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."""
-2096,"""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!...""","""Â…and you know you should be glad!"""
-2097,"""Â…and you know you should be glad!""",what a great song.
-2098,what a great song.,"how about ""let it be?"""
-2099,"how about ""let it be?""","oh, yes! ""let it be, let it beÂ…"""
-2100,"oh, yes! ""let it be, let it beÂ…""","""Â…there will be an answer, let it be!"""
-2101,let's go to a movie.,i'd rather not.
-2102,i'd rather not.,why not?
-2103,why not?,you know i don't like crowds.
-2104,you know i don't like crowds.,let's go to an early movie.
-2105,let's go to an early movie.,"okay, that won't be very crowded."
-2106,"okay, that won't be very crowded.",what would you like to see?
-2107,what would you like to see?,"oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out."
-2108,"oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.","well, i want to see ""the pursuit of happyness."""
-2109,"well, i want to see ""the pursuit of happyness.""",what have you heard about it?
-2110,what have you heard about it?,it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.
-2111,it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.,"well, i hope it has a happy ending."
-2112,what's your favorite thing to do?,i like to watch people.
-2113,i like to watch people.,that's your favorite thing to do?
-2114,that's your favorite thing to do?,"well, it's one of them."
-2115,"well, it's one of them.",where do you go to watch people?
-2116,where do you go to watch people?,my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.
-2117,my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.,that sounds like a good spot.
-2118,that sounds like a good spot.,we watch people walk by with their dogs.
-2119,we watch people walk by with their dogs.,i guess you see lots of different dogs.
-2120,i guess you see lots of different dogs.,we don't even know what kind most of them are.
-2121,we don't even know what kind most of them are.,"there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common."
-2122,"there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.","yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet."
-2123,they call him father dollar bill.,"yes, he was on the tv news today."
-2124,"yes, he was on the tv news today.",every easter sunday he gives away money.
-2125,every easter sunday he gives away money.,is it his money?
-2126,is it his money?,no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.
-2127,no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.,how much money does he give away?
-2128,how much money does he give away?,"this year he gave away $15,000."
-2129,"this year he gave away $15,000.",that's a lot of money.
-2130,that's a lot of money.,he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.
-2131,he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.,what about the other homeless people?
-2132,what about the other homeless people?,they got $1 each.
-2133,they got $1 each.,people stood in line just to get one dollar?!
-2134,old movies are the best.,even though they're in black and white.
-2135,even though they're in black and white.,a good story is more important than color.
-2136,a good story is more important than color.,actors didn't curse back then.
-2137,actors didn't curse back then.,and there was no violence.
-2138,and there was no violence.,people today don't like that.
-2139,people today don't like that.,"no, today people like lots of action."
-2140,"no, today people like lots of action.",i like a good story.
-2141,i like a good story.,i like to see actors who are like real people.
-2142,i like to see actors who are like real people.,like real people with real problems.
-2143,like real people with real problems.,they still make movies like that.
-2144,they still make movies like that.,"yes, but they never make much money."
-2145,do you get pbs on tv?,"yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system."
-2146,"yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.",it puts me to sleep.
-2147,it puts me to sleep.,tell me about it.
-2148,tell me about it.,a gardening show follows a knitting show.
-2149,a gardening show follows a knitting show.,a cooking show follows a sewing show.
-2150,a cooking show follows a sewing show.,a travel show follows another travel show.
-2151,a travel show follows another travel show.,i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!
-2152,i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!,now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.
-2153,now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.,i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.
-2154,i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.,"if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows."
-2155,"if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.",who wants to donate? public tv should be free.
-2156,"i love to watch ""judge judy.""",is that a tv show?
-2157,is that a tv show?,yes. it's on every afternoon.
-2158,yes. it's on every afternoon.,what's so good about it?
-2159,what's so good about it?,they have interesting lawsuits.
-2160,they have interesting lawsuits.,such as?
-2161,such as?,"yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay."
-2162,"yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.",was something wrong with the phone?
-2163,was something wrong with the phone?,it works only in canada.
-2164,it works only in canada.,did the seller know that?
-2165,did the seller know that?,"yes, and he didn't tell the buyer."
-2166,"yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.",i hope judge judy made the seller take the phone back.
-2167,that woman is a very good singer.,"yes, but she looks like a man."
-2168,"yes, but she looks like a man.",what difference does it make?
-2169,what difference does it make?,female singers are supposed to be pretty.
-2170,female singers are supposed to be pretty.,singers are supposed to sound good.
-2171,singers are supposed to sound good.,"they should look good, too."
-2172,"they should look good, too.",there are lots of ugly men singers.
-2173,there are lots of ugly men singers.,men singers don't have to look good.
-2174,men singers don't have to look good.,then neither do women singers.
-2175,then neither do women singers.,"well, i would never buy her cd."
-2176,"well, i would never buy her cd.",but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?
-2177,but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?,yes. i would buy all of her cds.
-2178,all the tv stations are going to go digital.,"yes, that will occur next month."
-2179,"yes, that will occur next month.",most of them are already broadcasting in digital.
-2180,most of them are already broadcasting in digital.,the digital signal is very clear.
-2181,the digital signal is very clear.,"oh, no, it isn't!"
-2182,"oh, no, it isn't!",what do you mean?
-2183,what do you mean?,i can't get a single channel.
-2184,i can't get a single channel.,do you have a digital tv?
-2185,do you have a digital tv?,of course. but i don't have cable.
-2186,of course. but i don't have cable.,"you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna."
-2187,"you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.",but i have rabbit ears.
-2188,but i have rabbit ears.,rabbit ears aren't strong enough. buy a digital antenna.
-2189,i've got a date for you.,"oh, really?"
-2190,"oh, really?",are you interested?
-2191,are you interested?,maybe. what is she like?
-2192,maybe. what is she like?,she's got a great personality.
-2193,she's got a great personality.,uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.
-2194,uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.,she's cute.
-2195,she's cute.,"okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat."
-2196,"okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.",she weighs 98 pounds.
-2197,she weighs 98 pounds.,"okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?"
-2198,"okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?",who said there is a problem with her?
-2199,who said there is a problem with her?,the problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!
-2200,i think you're very pretty.,thank you.
-2201,thank you.,would you have dinner with me?
-2202,would you have dinner with me?,i would like to.
-2203,i would like to.,can i pick you up friday night?
-2204,can i pick you up friday night?,what time?
-2205,what time?,eight o'clock.
-2206,eight o'clock.,that sounds great.
-2207,that sounds great.,we'll go to a french restaurant.
-2208,we'll go to a french restaurant.,i've never been to a french restaurant.
-2209,i've never been to a french restaurant.,i think you'll love the food.
-2210,i think you'll love the food.,i'm not going to eat any snails!
-2211,you have pretty eyes.,thank you. so do you.
-2212,thank you. so do you.,i wish my eyes were blue.
-2213,i wish my eyes were blue.,what's the matter with green eyes?
-2214,what's the matter with green eyes?,"nothing, except my favorite color is blue."
-2215,"nothing, except my favorite color is blue.",maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.
-2216,maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.,but what if i'm a fish in my next life?
-2217,but what if i'm a fish in my next life?,i think some fish have blue eyes.
-2218,i think some fish have blue eyes.,i hope i don't come back as a fish.
-2219,i hope i don't come back as a fish.,i hope i come back as a cat.
-2220,i hope i come back as a cat.,cats have beautiful eyes.
-2221,cats have beautiful eyes.,i would love to have blue cat-eyes.
-2222,i love you.,"i love you, too."
-2223,"i love you, too.",i loved you the first day i saw you.
-2224,i loved you the first day i saw you.,it was love at first sight?
-2225,it was love at first sight?,"yes, it was love at first sight."
-2226,"yes, it was love at first sight.",i didn't love you at first.
-2227,i didn't love you at first.,i know. i had to chase you for a while.
-2228,i know. i had to chase you for a while.,"yes, you chased me and then you caught me."
-2229,"yes, you chased me and then you caught me.",now you're mine forever.
-2230,now you're mine forever.,and you're mine forever.
-2231,and you're mine forever.,we'll grow old together.
-2232,we'll grow old together.,and be happy together.
-2233,i'm in love with that girl.,have you told her?
-2234,have you told her?,of course not.
-2235,of course not.,why not?
-2236,why not?,she would laugh at me.
-2237,she would laugh at me.,how do you know?
-2238,how do you know?,because they always do.
-2239,because they always do.,maybe she's different.
-2240,maybe she's different.,they're all the same.
-2241,they're all the same.,just ask her out to dinner.
-2242,just ask her out to dinner.,and then what?
-2243,and then what?,and then she'll know that you like her.
-2244,give me a hug.,i'm not in the mood.
-2245,i'm not in the mood.,what's the matter?
-2246,what's the matter?,i saw you looking at that woman.
-2247,i saw you looking at that woman.,what woman?
-2248,what woman?,"you know, that woman with the big boobs."
-2249,"you know, that woman with the big boobs.",i was not looking at her.
-2250,i was not looking at her.,"you were, too."
-2251,"you were, too.",i'm not interested in her.
-2252,i'm not interested in her.,then why were you looking at her?
-2253,then why were you looking at her?,i was looking at something else.
-2254,i was looking at something else.,"oh, really? then spend tonight looking at the sofa."
-2255,would you like to go on a blind date?,you must be joking.
-2256,you must be joking.,"no, i'm serious."
-2257,"no, i'm serious.",i don't want to date a blind woman.
-2258,i don't want to date a blind woman.,a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!
-2259,a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!,what does it mean?
-2260,what does it mean?,a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.
-2261,a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.,why would i date someone i don't even know?
-2262,why would i date someone i don't even know?,to try something new and exciting.
-2263,to try something new and exciting.,what if i don't like her?
-2264,what if i don't like her?,then you don't date her again.
-2265,i have a date tomorrow night.,really? who with?
-2266,really? who with?,a girl i met at the market.
-2267,a girl i met at the market.,you met a girl at the supermarket?
-2268,you met a girl at the supermarket?,she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.
-2269,she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.,what did you say to her?
-2270,what did you say to her?,"i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them."
-2271,"i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.",she asked you about your pineapples?
-2272,she asked you about your pineapples?,"i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine."
-2273,"i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.",that was nice of you.
-2274,that was nice of you.,"she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out."
-2275,"she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.",sometimes a slow line can be a good thing.
-2276,did you have a date friday night?,"yes, in fact, i did."
-2277,"yes, in fact, i did.",who did you go out with?
-2278,who did you go out with?,a man i met in a coffee shop.
-2279,a man i met in a coffee shop.,where did you go?
-2280,where did you go?,we went to a nice restaurant.
-2281,we went to a nice restaurant.,anywhere else?
-2282,anywhere else?,then we went to a jazz club.
-2283,then we went to a jazz club.,that sounds like a nice date.
-2284,that sounds like a nice date.,"yes, it was pleasant."
-2285,"yes, it was pleasant.",but you won't date him again?
-2286,but you won't date him again?,"no. he was nice, but there was no chemistry."
-2287,i had the worst date the other night.,what happened?
-2288,what happened?,"first of all, he was half an hour late."
-2289,"first of all, he was half an hour late.",that's not a good start.
-2290,that's not a good start.,then he didn't bother to apologize.
-2291,then he didn't bother to apologize.,that's rude.
-2292,that's rude.,then he drove too fast to the restaurant.
-2293,then he drove too fast to the restaurant.,that's dangerous.
-2294,that's dangerous.,i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.
-2295,i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.,what happened at the restaurant?
-2296,what happened at the restaurant?,"we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!"
-2297,"we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!",i guess you can't go back to that restaurant.
-2298,i don't like that man.,why not?
-2299,why not?,he's a dirty old man.
-2300,he's a dirty old man.,what do you mean?
-2301,what do you mean?,"he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out."
-2302,"he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.","well, you can't blame a man for asking."
-2303,"well, you can't blame a man for asking.",he should act his age.
-2304,he should act his age.,but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
-2305,but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.,they should find a nice hobby.
-2306,they should find a nice hobby.,just wait until you're 50 years old.
-2307,just wait until you're 50 years old.,dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
-2308,dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.,that's what you say now. wait till you're 50.
-2309,does your girlfriend ever make you angry?,sometimes.
-2310,sometimes.,what does she do?
-2311,what does she do?,"just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world."
-2312,"just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.",that was a nice thing to say.
-2313,that was a nice thing to say.,that's what i thought.
-2314,that's what i thought.,what did she say?
-2315,what did she say?,she laughed! she didn't believe me.
-2316,she laughed! she didn't believe me.,that wasn't very nice of her.
-2317,that wasn't very nice of her.,she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
-2318,she said that nothing is more important to me than money.,what did you say?
-2319,what did you say?,i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.
-2320,some people have good noses.,i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
-2321,i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.,i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
-2322,i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.,oh. but that can be a curse.
-2323,oh. but that can be a curse.,"yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors."
-2324,"yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.",i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
-2325,i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.,did she catch you using drugs?
-2326,did she catch you using drugs?,sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
-2327,sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.,you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
-2328,you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.,"but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!"
-2329,"but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!","boy, that is a good nose."
-2330,"boy, that is a good nose.",i told her she should apply for a job at customs.
-2331,let's go out to eat.,that sounds like fun.
-2332,that sounds like fun.,where do you want to go?
-2333,where do you want to go?,let me think a minute.
-2334,let me think a minute.,i feel like chinese.
-2335,i feel like chinese.,that sounds delicious.
-2336,that sounds delicious.,i know a good chinese restaurant.
-2337,i know a good chinese restaurant.,how far away is it?
-2338,how far away is it?,it's only 10 minutes from here.
-2339,it's only 10 minutes from here.,do we need reservations?
-2340,do we need reservations?,"oh, no. we can walk right in."
-2341,"oh, no. we can walk right in.",let's go now. i'm hungry!
-2342,i can't believe how long this line is.,"this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?"
-2343,"this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?","yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?"
-2344,"yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?",it's the slowest hamburger in town.
-2345,it's the slowest hamburger in town.,that's because they cook it while you wait.
-2346,that's because they cook it while you wait.,yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
-2347,yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.,a great burger and great service.
-2348,a great burger and great service.,"yes, the workers are very polite."
-2349,"yes, the workers are very polite.",and they're clean.
-2350,and they're clean.,i've been coming here for years.
-2351,i've been coming here for years.,me too.
-2352,me too.,excuse me. they just called my number.
-2353,lunch was delicious.,thank you.
-2354,thank you.,what kind of soup was that?
-2355,what kind of soup was that?,it was tomato soup.
-2356,it was tomato soup.,that tasted so good.
-2357,that tasted so good.,i put lemon and butter in it.
-2358,i put lemon and butter in it.,"the sandwich was good, too."
-2359,"the sandwich was good, too.",everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
-2360,everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.,especially on toast.
-2361,especially on toast.,"and the pickles were great, too."
-2362,"and the pickles were great, too.",tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
-2363,tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.,i can't wait.
-2364,i'm calling the waiter.,what's the matter?
-2365,what's the matter?,this steak has too much fat.
-2366,this steak has too much fat.,what do you want the waiter to do?
-2367,what do you want the waiter to do?,bring me a better steak.
-2368,bring me a better steak.,i wouldn't do that.
-2369,i wouldn't do that.,why not?
-2370,why not?,"they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it."
-2371,"they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.",you're crazy.
-2372,you're crazy.,then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
-2373,then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.,where do you get these crazy ideas?
-2374,where do you get these crazy ideas?,i used to cook in a restaurant!
-2375,let's leave.,but we just got here.
-2376,but we just got here.,did you see the waiter's hands?
-2377,did you see the waiter's hands?,no.
-2378,no.,he had dirty fingernails.
-2379,he had dirty fingernails.,really?
-2380,really?,his nails were black!
-2381,his nails were black!,that's disgusting.
-2382,that's disgusting.,and he poured water into our glasses.
-2383,and he poured water into our glasses.,yuck! no water for me.
-2384,yuck! no water for me.,"i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too."
-2385,"i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.",who cares? let's get out of here.
-2386,this hot bread is delicious.,i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
-2387,i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.,"well, i think we are paying for it."
-2388,"well, i think we are paying for it.",no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
-2389,no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.,"it is delicious, especially with butter."
-2390,"it is delicious, especially with butter.",i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
-2391,i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.,they probably wouldn't like that.
-2392,they probably wouldn't like that.,i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
-2393,i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.,then stop eating the bread!
-2394,then stop eating the bread!,"okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please."
-2395,"okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.","if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course."
-2396,"if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.",that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant.
-2397,is this a clean restaurant?,"well, the tables and chairs look okay."
-2398,"well, the tables and chairs look okay.","okay, let's sit down."
-2399,"okay, let's sit down.",check out the silverware.
-2400,check out the silverware.,it passes inspection.
-2401,it passes inspection.,here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
-2402,here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.,"well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here."
-2403,"well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.",you're forgetting about the bathroom.
-2404,you're forgetting about the bathroom.,i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
-2405,i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.,you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
-2406,you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?,"no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now."
-2407,"no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.","me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food."
-2408,have you seen our waiter?,here he comes now.
-2409,here he comes now.,we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
-2410,we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.,"oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter."
-2411,"oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.","we can give him five more minutes, and then leave."
-2412,"we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.",i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
-2413,i'll go up front and talk to the manager.,that's a good idea.
-2414,that's a good idea.,maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
-2415,maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.,maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
-2416,maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.,"every time we eat out, it's an adventure."
-2417,"every time we eat out, it's an adventure.","last time, we got seats next to the kitchen."
-2418,"last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.",we'll never go there again.
-2419,is this table okay?,"no, it's too close to the kitchen door."
-2420,"no, it's too close to the kitchen door.",how about this table?
-2421,how about this table?,"no, it's too close to the front door."
-2422,"no, it's too close to the front door.",this looks like a nice table.
-2423,this looks like a nice table.,"no, it's too close to the salad bar."
-2424,"no, it's too close to the salad bar.","okay, i give up."
-2425,"okay, i give up.","well, there is one good table."
-2426,"well, there is one good table.",great. which one?
-2427,great. which one?,that one. a group of eight just sat down at it.
-2428,i don't believe the art world.,what is it this time?
-2429,what is it this time?,an andy warhol drawing.
-2430,an andy warhol drawing.,he's a famous artist.
-2431,he's a famous artist.,he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
-2432,he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.,did he sign it?
-2433,did he sign it?,yes.
-2434,yes.,is it beautiful?
-2435,is it beautiful?,it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
-2436,it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!,so it's not worth much?
-2437,so it's not worth much?,"only about $30,000."
-2438,"only about $30,000.","without the food stains, it would probably be worth more."
-2439,can we go to the baseball game?,of course.
-2440,of course.,i love baseball.
-2441,i love baseball.,so do i.
-2442,so do i.,i love to eat the peanuts.
-2443,i love to eat the peanuts.,i love to eat the hot dogs.
-2444,i love to eat the hot dogs.,i hope we'll see a home run.
-2445,i hope we'll see a home run.,i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
-2446,i hope we'll catch a foul ball.,bring a jacket.
-2447,bring a jacket.,yes. it gets a little cool at night.
-2448,yes. it gets a little cool at night.,bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
-2449,bring a glove to catch a foul ball.,no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball.
-2450,golf is a silly game.,it certainly is.
-2451,it certainly is.,you hit a white ball.
-2452,you hit a white ball.,and then you chase it.
-2453,and then you chase it.,and then you hit it again.
-2454,and then you hit it again.,"finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground."
-2455,"finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.","you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes."
-2456,"you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.",what's the point?
-2457,what's the point?,how can it be fun?
-2458,how can it be fun?,they pay money to play this silly game!
-2459,they pay money to play this silly game!,i think golfers have a mental problem.
-2460,i think golfers have a mental problem.,i think they're nuts.
-2461,do you want to go fishing?,yes. that's a good idea.
-2462,yes. that's a good idea.,where do you want to go?
-2463,where do you want to go?,we can go to the river.
-2464,we can go to the river.,or we can go to the lake.
-2465,or we can go to the lake.,or we can go to the ocean.
-2466,or we can go to the ocean.,let's go to the lake.
-2467,let's go to the lake.,yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
-2468,yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.,we can be there in 20 minutes.
-2469,we can be there in 20 minutes.,i'll get our fishing rods.
-2470,i'll get our fishing rods.,i'll get the bait.
-2471,i'll get the bait.,we'll have fresh fish for dinner!
-2472,baseball is fun.,i like to hit the ball.
-2473,i like to hit the ball.,i like to run around the bases.
-2474,i like to run around the bases.,i like to slide into the bases.
-2475,i like to slide into the bases.,yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
-2476,yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.,i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
-2477,i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.,me too. i want to play for the yankees.
-2478,me too. i want to play for the yankees.,not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
-2479,not me. i want to play for the dodgers.,we have to practice every day.
-2480,we have to practice every day.,i don't like practice.
-2481,i don't like practice.,me neither. it's boring.
-2482,me neither. it's boring.,but practice makes perfect.
-2483,let's go jogging.,that's a good idea.
-2484,that's a good idea.,i bought some new shoes.
-2485,i bought some new shoes.,are they comfortable?
-2486,are they comfortable?,they're very comfortable.
-2487,they're very comfortable.,how much were they?
-2488,how much were they?,they were on sale for $80.
-2489,they were on sale for $80.,do they help you run faster?
-2490,do they help you run faster?,"no, but my feet don't hurt anymore."
-2491,"no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.",then they're worth every penny.
-2492,then they're worth every penny.,you might want to buy a pair.
-2493,you might want to buy a pair.,i'll wait until i wear this pair out.
-2494,tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.,you can say that again.
-2495,you can say that again.,but i'm worried about tiger.
-2496,but i'm worried about tiger.,why is that?
-2497,why is that?,because he likes to scuba dive.
-2498,because he likes to scuba dive.,what's wrong with that?
-2499,what's wrong with that?,it can be dangerous.
-2500,it can be dangerous.,you mean he could drown.
-2501,you mean he could drown.,he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
-2502,he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.,but he dives to relax.
-2503,but he dives to relax.,"he might relax, but it makes me nervous."
-2504,"he might relax, but it makes me nervous.","if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind."
-2505,did you watch that golf tournament?,the one that tiger won?
-2506,the one that tiger won?,how did he do it?
-2507,how did he do it?,it was nothing for him.
-2508,it was nothing for him.,he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
-2509,he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!,he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
-2510,he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.,i think he is from outer space.
-2511,i think he is from outer space.,no human could possibly play golf that well.
-2512,no human could possibly play golf that well.,"whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot."
-2513,"whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.",no human can do that.
-2514,no human can do that.,somebody should check his birth record.
-2515,somebody should check his birth record.,i bet it says he was born on mars.
-2516,who's the greatest baseball player?,there are so many great players.
-2517,there are so many great players.,"yes, but who is the greatest?"
-2518,"yes, but who is the greatest?",i'd have to say babe ruth.
-2519,i'd have to say babe ruth.,most people would say that.
-2520,most people would say that.,he changed the game.
-2521,he changed the game.,"yes, he made the home run popular."
-2522,"yes, he made the home run popular.","everybody loved him, all over the nation."
-2523,"everybody loved him, all over the nation.",he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
-2524,he helped make the yankees the best team ever.,"and ruth was a good person, too."
-2525,"and ruth was a good person, too.",he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
-2526,he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.,there will never be another babe.
-2527,did you hear what happened at the baseball game?,"no, please tell me."
-2528,"no, please tell me.",someone punched out someone.
-2529,someone punched out someone.,that's not nice.
-2530,that's not nice.,it's worse than that.
-2531,it's worse than that.,how so?
-2532,how so?,two guys got into an argument.
-2533,two guys got into an argument.,i'll bet they were drinking.
-2534,i'll bet they were drinking.,a third guy punched one of the two guys.
-2535,a third guy punched one of the two guys.,"i'll bet he was drinking, too."
-2536,"i'll bet he was drinking, too.",the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
-2537,the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.,that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?
-2538,i want to go to the ball game.,is there a game tonight?
-2539,is there a game tonight?,"yes, it starts at 7 p.m."
-2540,"yes, it starts at 7 p.m.",can we get tickets?
-2541,can we get tickets?,"yes, but only the cheap tickets."
-2542,"yes, but only the cheap tickets.",how much are they?
-2543,how much are they?,they're only $5 each.
-2544,they're only $5 each.,that's a good price.
-2545,that's a good price.,"yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer."
-2546,"yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.",where are the seats?
-2547,where are the seats?,they're behind the outfield.
-2548,they're behind the outfield.,maybe we can catch a home run ball.
-2549,golf is so hard.,what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
-2550,what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?,it's hard if you want to do it right.
-2551,it's hard if you want to do it right.,you mean like tiger?
-2552,you mean like tiger?,"no, like a good amateur golfer."
-2553,"no, like a good amateur golfer.",what's so hard about golf?
-2554,what's so hard about golf?,there are so many things you have to do right.
-2555,there are so many things you have to do right.,like what?
-2556,like what?,"like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through."
-2557,"like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.",yikes! who can remember all that?
-2558,yikes! who can remember all that?,you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
-2559,you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.,forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun.
-2560,did you hear about the ball player?,the home run hitter on drugs?
-2561,the home run hitter on drugs?,he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
-2562,he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.,he said he wasn't using drugs.
-2563,he said he wasn't using drugs.,he apologized to the fans.
-2564,he apologized to the fans.,the league suspended him for 50 games.
-2565,the league suspended him for 50 games.,that will cost him some money.
-2566,that will cost him some money.,"yes, about $7 million."
-2567,"yes, about $7 million.",that will teach him a good lesson.
-2568,that will teach him a good lesson.,he probably won't use drugs anymore.
-2569,he probably won't use drugs anymore.,but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
-2570,but it won't stop other players from using drugs.,no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught.
-2571,why is there so much crime?,because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
-2572,because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.,is that it?
-2573,is that it?,"also, there aren't enough police."
-2574,"also, there aren't enough police.",but there are a lot of police.
-2575,but there are a lot of police.,there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
-2576,there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.,can't we hire more police?
-2577,can't we hire more police?,no. it costs too much money.
-2578,no. it costs too much money.,doesn't crime cost more than police?
-2579,doesn't crime cost more than police?,"yes, it does."
-2580,"yes, it does.",so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
-2581,so it would be cheaper to hire more police?,"yes, it would."
-2582,this is a great neighborhood.,"yes, it is."
-2583,"yes, it is.",people are friendly.
-2584,people are friendly.,"yes, they are."
-2585,"yes, they are.",the streets and sidewalks are clean.
-2586,the streets and sidewalks are clean.,"yes, they are."
-2587,"yes, they are.",there's a real nice park nearby.
-2588,there's a real nice park nearby.,"yes, there is."
-2589,"yes, there is.",i feel safe here.
-2590,i feel safe here.,there is no crime here.
-2591,there is no crime here.,i wish i could move here.
-2592,i wish i could move here.,"maybe you can, if someone moves out."
-2593,the house burned down.,what happened?
-2594,what happened?,the man fell asleep.
-2595,the man fell asleep.,was he smoking?
-2596,was he smoking?,"yes, he was smoking a cigarette."
-2597,"yes, he was smoking a cigarette.",did he die?
-2598,did he die?,"yes, he did. his cat died, too."
-2599,"yes, he did. his cat died, too.",that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?
-2600,that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?,the battery was dead.
-2601,the battery was dead.,a good battery would have saved his life.
-2602,a good battery would have saved his life.,"he had cigarettes, but no battery."
-2603,"he had cigarettes, but no battery.",it happens all the time.
-2604,they say he has started fifteen big fires.,he's been in jail three times already.
-2605,he's been in jail three times already.,why did they ever let him out?
-2606,why did they ever let him out?,it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.
-2607,it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.,why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.
-2608,why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.,i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.
-2609,i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.,but his latest fire killed someone.
-2610,but his latest fire killed someone.,this time they have charged him with murder.
-2611,this time they have charged him with murder.,so maybe he'll go to jail forever?
-2612,so maybe he'll go to jail forever?,i sure hope so.
-2613,i sure hope so.,someone should set him on fire.
-2614,someone should set him on fire.,that would teach him a good lesson.
-2615,put your seatbelt on.,why?
-2616,why?,because it will protect you in case of an accident.
-2617,because it will protect you in case of an accident.,but it's uncomfortable.
-2618,but it's uncomfortable.,it's the law.
-2619,it's the law.,it's so much trouble.
-2620,it's so much trouble.,it's common sense.
-2621,it's common sense.,it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.
-2622,it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.,hold your breath till we get there.
-2623,hold your breath till we get there.,"okay, my seatbelt is on."
-2624,"okay, my seatbelt is on.",i'm glad you don't complain very much.
-2625,i'm glad you don't complain very much.,i'm ready for an accident.
-2626,what are you doing?,i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.
-2627,i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.,what are you standing on?
-2628,what are you standing on?,a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.
-2629,a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.,are you crazy?
-2630,are you crazy?,what's the matter?
-2631,what's the matter?,those books will slip and you'll fall.
-2632,those books will slip and you'll fall.,it's only a couple of feet.
-2633,it's only a couple of feet.,"what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?"
-2634,"what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?",i never thought about that.
-2635,i never thought about that.,you'd be blind for the rest of your life!
-2636,you'd be blind for the rest of your life!,i'll get the stepladder.
-2637,did you see that puddle of water on the floor?,yes. i called for a clean-up.
-2638,yes. i called for a clean-up.,a puddle of water is very dangerous.
-2639,a puddle of water is very dangerous.,it isn't easy to see.
-2640,it isn't easy to see.,but it's real easy to slip on.
-2641,but it's real easy to slip on.,especially on these slick floors.
-2642,especially on these slick floors.,someone who slips could hurt their back.
-2643,someone who slips could hurt their back.,they could even crack their head open.
-2644,they could even crack their head open.,we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.
-2645,we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.,we can leave if we put an orange cone here.
-2646,we can leave if we put an orange cone here.,"yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are."
-2647,"yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.", it doesn't matter. here he comes now with the mop.
-2648,what happens when the fire alarm rings?,we tell our students to leave the classroom.
-2649,we tell our students to leave the classroom.,can they take their belongings?
-2650,can they take their belongings?,"yes, if they do it quickly."
-2651,"yes, if they do it quickly.",where do the students go?
-2652,where do the students go?,they go out to the north parking lot.
-2653,they go out to the north parking lot.,what do the teachers do?
-2654,what do the teachers do?,we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.
-2655,we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.,why do you do that?
-2656,why do you do that?,we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.
-2657,we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.,"if they are all outside, then what?"
-2658,"if they are all outside, then what?",then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in.
-2659,i have to go back upstairs.,why? we're already late.
-2660,why? we're already late.,i have to check the stove.
-2661,i have to check the stove.,what's the matter?
-2662,what's the matter?,maybe i left the burner on.
-2663,maybe i left the burner on.,"no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left."
-2664,"no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.",are you sure?
-2665,are you sure?,of course i'm sure.
-2666,of course i'm sure.,"well, i have to go back upstairs anyway."
-2667,"well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.",it's getting later every minute.
-2668,it's getting later every minute.,i think i left the water running.
-2669,i think i left the water running.,"no, you didn't. let's go! the only thing running is the clock!"
-2670,the city is buying guns.,what are they paying?
-2671,what are they paying?,"up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked."
-2672,"up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.",why are they doing this?
-2673,why are they doing this?,they want to get guns off the street.
-2674,they want to get guns off the street.,who would turn in a gun for $200?
-2675,who would turn in a gun for $200?,that isn't a good deal?
-2676,that isn't a good deal?,a good gun costs $400 or more.
-2677,a good gun costs $400 or more.,"well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400."
-2678,"well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.",i'll keep my receipt and my gun.
-2679,i'll keep my receipt and my gun.,i didn't know you had a gun.
-2680,i didn't know you had a gun.,everyone in america should have a gun.
-2681,you're yawning.,i sure am.
-2682,i sure am.,you should go to bed.
-2683,you should go to bed.,i will as soon as i finish this article.
-2684,i will as soon as i finish this article.,what are you reading?
-2685,what are you reading?,it's about crime in los angeles.
-2686,it's about crime in los angeles.,what does it say?
-2687,what does it say?,the mayor says the crime rate is going down.
-2688,the mayor says the crime rate is going down.,then why does everyone lock their doors?
-2689,then why does everyone lock their doors?,i guess they haven't read this article.
-2690,i guess they haven't read this article.,no one believes that the crime rate is going down.
-2691,no one believes that the crime rate is going down.,maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood.
-2692,people who live in california are crazy.,why is that?
-2693,why is that?,because of all the earthquakes and fires.
-2694,because of all the earthquakes and fires.,but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.
-2695,but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.,once in a while is once too many.
-2696,once in a while is once too many.,but you're right. there are a lot of fires.
-2697,but you're right. there are a lot of fires.,a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.
-2698,a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.,"still, it's safer than florida."
-2699,"still, it's safer than florida.",florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.
-2700,florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.,"no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october."
-2701,"no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.",but most of those hurricanes are harmless.
-2702,but most of those hurricanes are harmless.,"excuse me. hurricane andrew destroyed 30,000 homes!"
-2703,i went to hawaii on vacation.,did you like it?
-2704,did you like it?,i loved it. i want to live there.
-2705,i loved it. i want to live there.,what did you like?
-2706,what did you like?,"the island is so green, and the water is so blue."
-2707,"the island is so green, and the water is so blue.",did you go swimming?
-2708,did you go swimming?,i went to the beach every day.
-2709,i went to the beach every day.,how was the weather?
-2710,how was the weather?,it was hot and sunny every day.
-2711,it was hot and sunny every day.,what did you do at night?
-2712,what did you do at night?,at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.
-2713,at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.,people who live in hawaii are lucky.
-2714,i like this hotel.,what do you like about it?
-2715,what do you like about it?,we get a free breakfast.
-2716,we get a free breakfast.,coffee and a roll?
-2717,coffee and a roll?,"no, a real breakfast."
-2718,"no, a real breakfast.",bacon and eggs?
-2719,bacon and eggs?,"with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice."
-2720,"with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.",wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.
-2721,wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.,"and the rooms are clean, too."
-2722,"and the rooms are clean, too.",do they allow pets?
-2723,do they allow pets?,"no pets, no smoking."
-2724,"no pets, no smoking.",i like that. let's stay three nights.
-2725,i'm not sleeping here tonight.,what's the matter? this is a nice room.
-2726,what's the matter? this is a nice room.,"maybe the room is nice, but not the bed."
-2727,"maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.",what's wrong with the bed?
-2728,what's wrong with the bed?,look at this sheet.
-2729,look at this sheet.,yes?
-2730,yes?,see those stains?
-2731,see those stains?,i sure do.
-2732,i sure do.,i'm not sleeping on that sheet.
-2733,i'm not sleeping on that sheet.,"well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets."
-2734,"well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.",i want sheets without stains on them.
-2735,i want sheets without stains on them.,"from now on, let's bring our own sheets."
-2736,what time does your plane leave?,it leaves at 12:15.
-2737,it leaves at 12:15.,when do you have to be at the airport?
-2738,when do you have to be at the airport?,i have to be there two hours early.
-2739,i have to be there two hours early.,so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.
-2740,so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.,that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.
-2741,that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.,"well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems."
-2742,"well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.",so maybe we better leave at 8:15?
-2743,so maybe we better leave at 8:15?,"yes, it's better to get there too early than too late."
-2744,"yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.",i agree.
-2745,i agree.,you never know what might happen on these freeways.
-2746,you never know what might happen on these freeways.,there's at least one huge accident every day.
-2747,i need to fly to new york.,when are you going?
-2748,when are you going?,during the christmas holidays.
-2749,during the christmas holidays.,you'd better buy your ticket now.
-2750,you'd better buy your ticket now.,you must be kidding.
-2751,you must be kidding.,"no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now."
-2752,"no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.",i thought i would wait until october.
-2753,i thought i would wait until october.,i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.
-2754,i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.,you're right.
-2755,you're right.,"well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now."
-2756,"well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.",but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.
-2757,but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.,cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats.
-2758,i hate flying.,so do i.
-2759,so do i.,"a long time ago, flying used to be okay."
-2760,"a long time ago, flying used to be okay.",now it's like riding a bus.
-2761,now it's like riding a bus.,you're jammed in with people all around you.
-2762,you're jammed in with people all around you.,"half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing."
-2763,"half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.",you don't have any elbow room or knee room.
-2764,you don't have any elbow room or knee room.,people are always getting up to use the bathroom.
-2765,people are always getting up to use the bathroom.,kids are crying or climbing over you.
-2766,kids are crying or climbing over you.,it's a flying zoo!
-2767,it's a flying zoo!,i wish i could afford first class seats.
-2768,i wish i could afford first class seats.,doesn't everybody?
-2769,some guy rowed across the atlantic ocean.,good for him.
-2770,good for him.,why would he do that?
-2771,why would he do that?,did he set a new record?
-2772,did he set a new record?,"yes, i think he did."
-2773,"yes, i think he did.","well, i guess that's why he did it."
-2774,"well, i guess that's why he did it.",what's the point?
-2775,what's the point?,now he has the world record!
-2776,now he has the world record!,"but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?"
-2777,"but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?","well, he can enjoy it while it lasts."
-2778,"well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.",i don't think he even got paid for it.
-2779,i don't think he even got paid for it.,some people do it just to do it.
-2780,i want to go on a cruise ship.,that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?
-2781,that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?,i want to cruise to hawaii.
-2782,i want to cruise to hawaii.,"that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food."
-2783,"that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.",i have no idea how much it will cost.
-2784,i have no idea how much it will cost.,i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.
-2785,i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.,"well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice."
-2786,"well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.","yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms."
-2787,"yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.",and i want to get a big cabin with a view.
-2788,and i want to get a big cabin with a view.,are you going to travel alone?
-2789,are you going to travel alone?,"no, my sister and i will travel together."
-2790,"no, my sister and i will travel together.","well, you should go online and try to find a good deal."
-2791,i hate to fly.,because of all the security?
-2792,because of all the security?,"no, because it hurts my ears."
-2793,"no, because it hurts my ears.",what do you mean?
-2794,what do you mean?,"every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much."
-2795,"every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.","that's just the altitude change, i think."
-2796,"that's just the altitude change, i think.","whatever it is, it hurts."
-2797,"whatever it is, it hurts.",can't you take medicine or something for it?
-2798,can't you take medicine or something for it?,"i've tried everything, but nothing works."
-2799,"i've tried everything, but nothing works.",have you tried earplugs?
-2800,have you tried earplugs?,"they don't work, either."
-2801,"they don't work, either.","well, be glad you're not a pilot."
-2802,spring break starts tomorrow.,are you going to go anywhere?
-2803,are you going to go anywhere?,i was thinking of driving to arizona.
-2804,i was thinking of driving to arizona.,to the grand canyon?
-2805,to the grand canyon?,yes. i've never been there.
-2806,yes. i've never been there.,i was there when i was a kid.
-2807,i was there when i was a kid.,how did you like it?
-2808,how did you like it?,i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.
-2809,i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.,"i'm sure i'll like it, too."
-2810,"i'm sure i'll like it, too.",you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.
-2811,you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.,no way! i don't want to fall to my death.
-2812,no way! i don't want to fall to my death.,don't worry. only one person has ever fallen off a mule.
-2813,that hotel was terrible.,the worst in the whole world.
-2814,the worst in the whole world.,the walls were so thin.
-2815,the walls were so thin.,all day long we heard tvs or telephones.
-2816,all day long we heard tvs or telephones.,all night long we heard people snoring.
-2817,all night long we heard people snoring.,housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.
-2818,housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.,room service brought us a cold dinner.
-2819,room service brought us a cold dinner.,our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.
-2820,our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.,our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.
-2821,our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.,they added phony charges to our bill.
-2822,they added phony charges to our bill.,how did we end up in that terrible hotel?
-2823,how did we end up in that terrible hotel?,the travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!
-2824,i have to hang up. i'm so sleepy.,it's not even 10 o'clock.
-2825,it's not even 10 o'clock.,i'm falling asleep on the phone.
-2826,i'm falling asleep on the phone.,you got up real early.
-2827,you got up real early.,i had to take my friend to the airport.
-2828,i had to take my friend to the airport.,why didn't you take a nap when you got home?
-2829,why didn't you take a nap when you got home?,i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.
-2830,i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.,why is that?
-2831,why is that?,there was a bomb threat at the airport.
-2832,there was a bomb threat at the airport.,only a threat?
-2833,only a threat?,"yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb."
-2834,"yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.",someday the bomb is going to be for real.
-2835,"my dad went to washington, d.c.",why did he do that?
-2836,why did he do that?,"he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans."
-2837,"he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.",who invited them?
-2838,who invited them?,some private organization.
-2839,some private organization.,why did they invite him?
-2840,why did they invite him?,to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.
-2841,to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.,that's very nice.
-2842,that's very nice.,my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.
-2843,my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.,that trip must have cost a lot of money. 
-2844,that trip must have cost a lot of money. ,he said all the money came from private donations.
-2845,"that was a great trip to washington, d.c.","tell me about it, dad."
-2846,"tell me about it, dad.",about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.
-2847,about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.,how long was the flight?
-2848,how long was the flight?,it only took about two hours.
-2849,it only took about two hours.,did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?
-2850,did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?,"oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures."
-2851,"oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.",then you flew back home that evening?
-2852,then you flew back home that evening?,"yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there."
-2853,"yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.",that must have made you feel really special.
-2854,that must have made you feel really special.,"oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us."
-2855,"oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.","well, you all deserve it. you helped save our country."
-2856,i need a job.,i thought you had a job.
-2857,i thought you had a job.,i did.
-2858,i did.,what happened?
-2859,what happened?,i got laid off.
-2860,i got laid off.,that's terrible! when did it happen?
-2861,that's terrible! when did it happen?,i got laid off last week.
-2862,i got laid off last week.,just you?
-2863,just you?,"no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too."
-2864,"no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.",what are you going to do?
-2865,what are you going to do?,i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.
-2866,i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.,good luck!
-2867,"before you go to that interview, check yourself.",what's to check?
-2868,what's to check?,are your nails clean?
-2869,are your nails clean?,"yes, they are."
-2870,"yes, they are.",did you double-check your nose and teeth?
-2871,did you double-check your nose and teeth?,"they are clean, too."
-2872,"they are clean, too.",did you shine your shoes?
-2873,did you shine your shoes?,my shoes are shined.
-2874,my shoes are shined.,do your socks match?
-2875,do your socks match?,of course they match.
-2876,of course they match.,"no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue."
-2877,"no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.",yikes! thank you.
-2878,life is hard.,it sure is.
-2879,it sure is.,i thought school was hard.
-2880,i thought school was hard.,"me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate."
-2881,"me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.","but now work is hard, too."
-2882,"but now work is hard, too.",i agree. work is just as hard as school.
-2883,i agree. work is just as hard as school.,sometimes i wish i was back in school.
-2884,sometimes i wish i was back in school.,"me, too. school was fun."
-2885,"me, too. school was fun.",and it was only 12 years.
-2886,and it was only 12 years.,it went by pretty fast.
-2887,it went by pretty fast.,but work goes on forever!
-2888,but work goes on forever!,we have to work for 30 years!
-2889,i'm sleepy.,so am i.
-2890,so am i.,i had a long day.
-2891,i had a long day.,so did i.
-2892,so did i.,i didn't even have lunch.
-2893,i didn't even have lunch.,neither did i.
-2894,neither did i.,i was busy the whole day.
-2895,i was busy the whole day.,so was i.
-2896,so was i.,i had to bring work home with me.
-2897,i had to bring work home with me.,i did too.
-2898,i did too.,your day was just like mine.
-2899,your day was just like mine.,of course it was. we work together!
-2900,i don't like my job.,what do you do?
-2901,what do you do?,i'm a babysitter.
-2902,i'm a babysitter.,is that a lot of work?
-2903,is that a lot of work?,babies cry all the time.
-2904,babies cry all the time.,you have to change their diapers.
-2905,you have to change their diapers.,i have to feed them.
-2906,i have to feed them.,are you looking for another job?
-2907,are you looking for another job?,"no, i'm looking for another family."
-2908,"no, i'm looking for another family.",another family?
-2909,another family?,a family with only one baby.
-2910,a family with only one baby.,that's a good idea.
-2911,i need a job.,what was your last job?
-2912,what was your last job?,i was a painter.
-2913,i was a painter.,what happened?
-2914,what happened?,i got laid off because there was no work.
-2915,i got laid off because there was no work.,what else can you do?
-2916,what else can you do?,i'm a handyman.
-2917,i'm a handyman.,can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?
-2918,can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?,of course.
-2919,of course.,then i have a job for you in my kitchen.
-2920,then i have a job for you in my kitchen.,it will cost you only $20 plus parts.
-2921,it will cost you only $20 plus parts.,okay. that sounds like a fair price.
-2922,what would you do if you lost your job?,i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.
-2923,i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.,do you have any other skills?
-2924,do you have any other skills?,"well, i know how to flip hamburgers."
-2925,"well, i know how to flip hamburgers.",no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.
-2926,no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.,have you heard something that you're not telling me?
-2927,have you heard something that you're not telling me?,what do you mean?
-2928,what do you mean?,are there going to be layoffs at this place?
-2929,are there going to be layoffs at this place?,i certainly hope not!
-2930,i certainly hope not!,"if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too."
-2931,"if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.","oh great, we could both work at burger king."
-2932,"oh great, we could both work at burger king.","maybe we'd get laid off there, too."
-2933,do your students ever talk about their jobs?,"yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best."
-2934,"yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.",i tell my students to become a teacher.
-2935,i tell my students to become a teacher.,teaching is a great job.
-2936,teaching is a great job.,it's the best job i've ever had.
-2937,it's the best job i've ever had.,what makes it so good?
-2938,what makes it so good?,"for me, it's the students."
-2939,"for me, it's the students.",what do you mean?
-2940,what do you mean?,i mean i have wonderful students.
-2941,i mean i have wonderful students.,that must be nice.
-2942,that must be nice.,teaching is the best part of my whole day.
-2943,teaching is the best part of my whole day.,you're a lucky man to have a job you love.
-2944,"boy, i'm glad that job is finished.",how long did it take?
-2945,how long did it take?,"four hours, without a break."
-2946,"four hours, without a break.",it's always nice to finish a job.
-2947,it's always nice to finish a job.,"well, it's good and bad."
-2948,"well, it's good and bad.",what's bad about it?
-2949,what's bad about it?,"when you finish, all you do is start another job!"
-2950,"when you finish, all you do is start another job!","yes, that's right. it does get boring."
-2951,"yes, that's right. it does get boring.","especially if it's the same work, over and over."
-2952,"especially if it's the same work, over and over.",but that's what most people do.
-2953,but that's what most people do.,"yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine."
-2954,"yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.",i wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over.
-2955,i think i have the worst boss in the world.,what makes him so bad?
-2956,what makes him so bad?,he's rude and he yells a lot.
-2957,he's rude and he yells a lot.,that's hard to take.
-2958,that's hard to take.,i've never heard him say please or thank you.
-2959,i've never heard him say please or thank you.,he sounds like a real jerk.
-2960,he sounds like a real jerk.,no one at work likes him.
-2961,no one at work likes him.,can't you report him to his supervisor?
-2962,can't you report him to his supervisor?,"of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job."
-2963,"of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.","yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers."
-2964,"yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.","i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary."
-2965,"i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.",you shouldn't choose money over happiness.
-2966,what are we going to do?,about what?
-2967,about what?,about finding a job for me.
-2968,about finding a job for me.,you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.
-2969,you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.,that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.
-2970,that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.,"okay, what kind of job do you want?"
-2971,"okay, what kind of job do you want?",i'm not sure.
-2972,i'm not sure.,"well, you should do something that you enjoy."
-2973,"well, you should do something that you enjoy.",i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.
-2974,i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.,"okay, what do you want to sell?"
-2975,"okay, what do you want to sell?",cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.
-2976,cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.,but you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!
-2977,a new hotel is looking for workers.,"yes, i saw it on the tv news."
-2978,"yes, i saw it on the tv news.",they need 300 new workers.
-2979,they need 300 new workers.,"and 4,000 people showed up."
-2980,"and 4,000 people showed up.",so many people are out of work.
-2981,so many people are out of work.,"i still have my job, thank goodness."
-2982,"i still have my job, thank goodness.","so do i, but i'm worried."
-2983,"so do i, but i'm worried.",me too. there are no guarantees.
-2984,me too. there are no guarantees.,"if you lose your job, you can move in with me."
-2985,"if you lose your job, you can move in with me.","oh, thank you. that's very nice of you."
-2986,"oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.",you would do the same for me.
-2987,you would do the same for me.,of course. what are friends for?
-2988,i think i did something real stupid.,what did you do?
-2989,what did you do?,i bought some stock.
-2990,i bought some stock.,everybody buys stock.
-2991,everybody buys stock.,i bought it on a hunch.
-2992,i bought it on a hunch.,you didn't read about the company first?
-2993,you didn't read about the company first?,i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.
-2994,i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.,so what's the problem?
-2995,so what's the problem?,i used all my savings on this one company.
-2996,i used all my savings on this one company.,you put all your eggs into one basket.
-2997,you put all your eggs into one basket.,"if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing."
-2998,"if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.","oh, you'll have something—you'll have a lesson you'll never forget!"
-2999,i was going to be a doctor.,what happened to your plans?
-3000,what happened to your plans?,i got a d in college chemistry.
-3001,i got a d in college chemistry.,"well, a d is better than an f."
-3002,"well, a d is better than an f.",a tutor helped me get the d!
-3003,a tutor helped me get the d!,"so, you didn't become a doctor."
-3004,"so, you didn't become a doctor.",and now i'm glad that i didn't.
-3005,and now i'm glad that i didn't.,why's that?
-3006,why's that?,a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
-3007,a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.,"oh, yes, because of all the killer germs."
-3008,"oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.","if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals."
-3009,"if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.","yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients."
-3010,i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up.,why?
-3011,why?,because you get to meet a lot of people.
-3012,because you get to meet a lot of people.,you sure do.
-3013,you sure do.,and you get a lot of exercise every day.
-3014,and you get a lot of exercise every day.,that's the truth.
-3015,that's the truth.,and you get to play with a lot of dogs.
-3016,and you get to play with a lot of dogs.,"well, you're supposed to be working."
-3017,"well, you're supposed to be working.","yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs."
-3018,"yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.",what about the unfriendly dogs?
-3019,what about the unfriendly dogs?,"i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you."
-3020,"i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.",dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly.
-3021,i want to move to new york.,to the state or the city?
-3022,to the state or the city?,"to the city, of course."
-3023,"to the city, of course.",why do you want to move there?
-3024,why do you want to move there?,because i want to make a lot of money.
-3025,because i want to make a lot of money.,there are a lot of poor people in new york.
-3026,there are a lot of poor people in new york.,there sure are—at least a million.
-3027,there sure are—at least a million.,so how do you plan to become rich?
-3028,so how do you plan to become rich?,i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.
-3029,i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.,that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.
-3030,that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.,i will keep knocking on doors.
-3031,i will keep knocking on doors.,all you will get is sore knuckles.
-3032,i love salads.,me too.
-3033,me too.,i usually eat a simple salad.
-3034,i usually eat a simple salad.,what do you put in it?
-3035,what do you put in it?,"just lettuce, tomato, and celery."
-3036,"just lettuce, tomato, and celery.",that's it?
-3037,that's it?,i add some pepper and salt.
-3038,i add some pepper and salt.,i always put cheese in my salads.
-3039,i always put cheese in my salads.,"yes, cheese is nice."
-3040,"yes, cheese is nice.",what kind of dressing do you use?
-3041,what kind of dressing do you use?,i pour lots of french dressing on top.
-3042,i pour lots of french dressing on top.,me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories?
-3043,i love cheese.,me too.
-3044,me too.,where does cheese come from?
-3045,where does cheese come from?,it comes from cows.
-3046,it comes from cows.,"so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?"
-3047,"so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?","yes, we do."
-3048,"yes, we do.",what else do we get from cows?
-3049,what else do we get from cows?,we get hamburgers and steak.
-3050,we get hamburgers and steak.,"oh, that's so delicious."
-3051,"oh, that's so delicious.",we also get leather.
-3052,we also get leather.,"we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?"
-3053,"we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?",yes. a cow is man's best friend.
-3054,i used to work in a deli.,how did you like it?
-3055,how did you like it?,i loved it!
-3056,i loved it!,did you get free food?
-3057,did you get free food?,i ate free cheese and meat every day.
-3058,i ate free cheese and meat every day.,that sounds like a great job.
-3059,that sounds like a great job.,"whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me."
-3060,"whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.",did you get fat?
-3061,did you get fat?,"no, but i did put on a few pounds."
-3062,"no, but i did put on a few pounds.",that sounds like a dream job.
-3063,that sounds like a dream job.,"it was, until one day my manager caught me."
-3064,"it was, until one day my manager caught me.","no more free cheese for you, huh?"
-3065,i'm on a new diet.,what are you eating now?
-3066,what are you eating now?,i switched from pasta to potatoes.
-3067,i switched from pasta to potatoes.,why did you do that?
-3068,why did you do that?,pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.
-3069,pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.,natural food has more vitamins.
-3070,natural food has more vitamins.,and it's just as easy to prepare.
-3071,and it's just as easy to prepare.,how do you prepare the potatoes?
-3072,how do you prepare the potatoes?,"i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes."
-3073,"i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.",that's pretty simple.
-3074,that's pretty simple.,"then i add butter, salt, and pepper."
-3075,"then i add butter, salt, and pepper.",can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta?
-3076,my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table.,why was that?
-3077,why was that?,i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.
-3078,i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.,what's the matter with that?
-3079,what's the matter with that?,her mom is a great cook.
-3080,her mom is a great cook.,"so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything."
-3081,"so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.",it hurt her feelings.
-3082,it hurt her feelings.,oh.
-3083,oh.,"i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset."
-3084,"i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.",maybe you shouldn't eat there again.
-3085,maybe you shouldn't eat there again.,i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.
-3086,i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.,it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you.
-3087,i eat the same thing every day.,you're kidding.
-3088,you're kidding.,"no, i'm serious."
-3089,"no, i'm serious.",doesn't that get old?
-3090,doesn't that get old?,"no, because i'm eating food that i like."
-3091,"no, because i'm eating food that i like.",but the same thing day after day gets old.
-3092,but the same thing day after day gets old.,"well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different."
-3093,"well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.",do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?
-3094,do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?,"no, i hate vegetables."
-3095,"no, i hate vegetables.",but you eat fruits.
-3096,but you eat fruits.,"i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day."
-3097,"i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.","well, there's nothing wrong with that."
-3098,there's something wrong with my orange.,what's wrong?
-3099,what's wrong?,it's not orange!
-3100,it's not orange!,your orange isn't orange?
-3101,your orange isn't orange?,"no, it's dark pink!"
-3102,"no, it's dark pink!",are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.
-3103,are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.,"i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now."
-3104,"i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.","let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink."
-3105,"let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.",who ever heard of such a thing?
-3106,who ever heard of such a thing?,"oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel."
-3107,"oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.",what is this world coming to?
-3108,what is this world coming to?,who knows? maybe soon we'll have pink bananas.
-3109,i love peanuts.,"me, too. i love them roasted and salted."
-3110,"me, too. i love them roasted and salted.",i love boiled peanuts.
-3111,i love boiled peanuts.,boiled? i never heard of that.
-3112,boiled? i never heard of that.,just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.
-3113,just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.,i'll have to try them sometime.
-3114,i'll have to try them sometime.,they're best when they're hot.
-3115,they're best when they're hot.,my brother is allergic to peanuts.
-3116,my brother is allergic to peanuts.,that's not good.
-3117,that's not good.,"no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little."
-3118,"no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.",i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.
-3119,i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.,he has a very strict diet.
-3120,i'm gaining weight.,how much have you gained?
-3121,how much have you gained?,three pounds just this month.
-3122,three pounds just this month.,do you know why?
-3123,do you know why?,i think it's the ice cream.
-3124,i think it's the ice cream.,you started eating ice cream?
-3125,you started eating ice cream?,it was on sale.
-3126,it was on sale.,how much did you buy?
-3127,how much did you buy?,i filled up my freezer with ice cream.
-3128,i filled up my freezer with ice cream.,"well, it won't last forever."
-3129,"well, it won't last forever.","no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week."
-3130,"no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.","then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale."
-3131,i'm stuffed.,of course you are. you ate everything on the table.
-3132,of course you are. you ate everything on the table.,i don't like to eat leftovers.
-3133,i don't like to eat leftovers.,i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.
-3134,i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.,i like my food hot and fresh.
-3135,i like my food hot and fresh.,you like to see it disappear.
-3136,you like to see it disappear.,i don't like it reheated.
-3137,i don't like it reheated.,"well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night."
-3138,"well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.",i'm so full i'm going to burst.
-3139,i'm so full i'm going to burst.,you should loosen your belt.
-3140,you should loosen your belt.,i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.
-3141,i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.,"well, don't stand up, please."
-3142,i saw what you did.,i didn't do anything.
-3143,i didn't do anything.,"oh yes, you did."
-3144,"oh yes, you did.",what are you talking about?
-3145,what are you talking about?,you know what i'm talking about.
-3146,you know what i'm talking about.,i don't have any idea.
-3147,i don't have any idea.,you know what you did.
-3148,you know what you did.,"maybe i know, but how could you know?"
-3149,"maybe i know, but how could you know?",because i was watching you.
-3150,because i was watching you.,"okay, i'm sorry i did it."
-3151,"okay, i'm sorry i did it.",don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!
-3152,don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!,i promise i'll never drink out of the carton again.
-3153,i like that shirt.,so do i.
-3154,so do i.,how much is it?
-3155,how much is it?,i don't know. the tag is missing.
-3156,i don't know. the tag is missing.,ask the clerk.
-3157,ask the clerk.,i will.
-3158,i will.,"oh, look. here's another shirt just like it."
-3159,"oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.",does it have a price tag?
-3160,does it have a price tag?,"yes, it does. it's only $20."
-3161,"yes, it does. it's only $20.",that's a great price.
-3162,that's a great price.,i think i'll buy both of them.
-3163,i think i'll buy both of them.,you'd better try them on first.
-3164,i bought you a pair of pants.,thank you.
-3165,thank you.,i hope they fit.
-3166,i hope they fit.,i hope you kept the receipt.
-3167,i hope you kept the receipt.,you think they won't fit?
-3168,you think they won't fit?,i think i've put on some weight.
-3169,i think i've put on some weight.,you think?
-3170,you think?,maybe a pound or two.
-3171,maybe a pound or two.,maybe four or five pounds?
-3172,maybe four or five pounds?,my waist is bigger than it was.
-3173,my waist is bigger than it was.,no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.
-3174,no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.,you are so smart!
-3175,what do we need to buy?,let me look at our list.
-3176,let me look at our list.,i know that we need milk.
-3177,i know that we need milk.,nonfat.
-3178,nonfat.,of course. what else?
-3179,of course. what else?,"we need cheese, bread, and ham."
-3180,"we need cheese, bread, and ham.",what kind of cheese?
-3181,what kind of cheese?,swiss.
-3182,swiss.,"of course, the cheese with holes in it."
-3183,"of course, the cheese with holes in it.",i never used to buy swiss cheese.
-3184,i never used to buy swiss cheese.,why not?
-3185,why not?,i didn't want to pay for the holes.
-3186,i need some pants.,i thought you just bought a pair.
-3187,i thought you just bought a pair.,i did.
-3188,i did.,what's wrong with them so soon?
-3189,what's wrong with them so soon?,"the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it."
-3190,"the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.",you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.
-3191,you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.,but that's what pockets are for.
-3192,but that's what pockets are for.,you should carry them in a purse.
-3193,you should carry them in a purse.,"i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!"
-3194,"i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!","well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets."
-3195,"well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.",i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.
-3196,i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.,try a google search online.
-3197,what are those wipes for?,you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.
-3198,you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.,that's a great idea.
-3199,that's a great idea.,"yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers."
-3200,"yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.",i'm going to take five wipes.
-3201,i'm going to take five wipes.,what do you need five of them for?
-3202,what do you need five of them for?,"one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce."
-3203,"one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.",what's the matter with the produce?
-3204,what's the matter with the produce?,do you think the bananas fell from the sky?
-3205,do you think the bananas fell from the sky?,what do you mean?
-3206,what do you mean?,"i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges."
-3207,"i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.","well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with."
-3208,did you go to the 99 cents store?,"yes, i did."
-3209,"yes, i did.",what did you buy?
-3210,what did you buy?,"well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual."
-3211,"well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.",like what?
-3212,like what?,"well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents."
-3213,"well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.",that's a good deal.
-3214,that's a good deal.,and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.
-3215,and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.,another good deal.
-3216,another good deal.,but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.
-3217,but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.,i don't know how that store makes money.
-3218,i don't know how that store makes money.,"neither do i, but they're doing something right."
-3219,i need a new computer.,what's the matter with yours?
-3220,what's the matter with yours?,it's six years old.
-3221,it's six years old.,that's pretty old.
-3222,that's pretty old.,"it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity."
-3223,"it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.",are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?
-3224,are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?,"oh, a laptop, of course."
-3225,"oh, a laptop, of course.",a pc or a mac?
-3226,a pc or a mac?,i haven't decided yet.
-3227,i haven't decided yet.,more and more people are using macs.
-3228,more and more people are using macs.,but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.
-3229,but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.,and that's not going to change anytime soon.
-3230,i got ripped off.,what happened?
-3231,what happened?,"i had a car problem, so i went online."
-3232,"i had a car problem, so i went online.",did you find a solution?
-3233,did you find a solution?,"yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution."
-3234,"yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.","so, what's the problem?"
-3235,"so, what's the problem?","i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution."
-3236,"i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.",what are you going to do?
-3237,what are you going to do?,i sent them an email asking for my money back.
-3238,i sent them an email asking for my money back.,have you heard from them?
-3239,have you heard from them?,not yet. it's been a week.
-3240,not yet. it's been a week.,"well, i guess that's a $20 lesson for you."
-3241,where's the pencil sharpener?,which one?
-3242,which one?,any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.
-3243,any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.,i think there's one on the dining room table.
-3244,i think there's one on the dining room table.,i already looked there.
-3245,i already looked there.,did you look in the desk drawer?
-3246,did you look in the desk drawer?,"yes, i looked there, too."
-3247,"yes, i looked there, too.",don't we have about five sharpeners?
-3248,don't we have about five sharpeners?,"yes, but they seem to have legs."
-3249,"yes, but they seem to have legs.",tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.
-3250,tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.,get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.
-3251,get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.,yes. that way it will stay where i put it.
-3252,i'm trying to stretch my dollars.,how are you doing that?
-3253,how are you doing that?,i started shopping at the dollar store.
-3254,i started shopping at the dollar store.,that saves a lot of money.
-3255,that saves a lot of money.,i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.
-3256,i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.,that's a good deal.
-3257,that's a good deal.,"yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes."
-3258,"yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.",just put them in the fridge.
-3259,just put them in the fridge.,"also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee."
-3260,"also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.",why did you do that?
-3261,why did you do that?,i mixed them together.
-3262,i mixed them together.,"if the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea."
-3263,i really like this house.,can we afford it?
-3264,can we afford it?,they want 20 percent down.
-3265,they want 20 percent down.,that's a lot of money.
-3266,that's a lot of money.,but the house is so nice.
-3267,but the house is so nice.,it's in a great neighborhood.
-3268,it's in a great neighborhood.,it's close to the beach.
-3269,it's close to the beach.,it's close to the freeways.
-3270,it's close to the freeways.,it's got a big yard.
-3271,it's got a big yard.,"the kids love the house, too."
-3272,"the kids love the house, too.","if we don't buy it, someone else will."
-3273,"if we don't buy it, someone else will.",you're right. let's buy it now. we can worry later.
-3274,we can't afford this house.,are you sure?
-3275,are you sure?,"we will be house rich, but cash poor."
-3276,"we will be house rich, but cash poor.",what do you mean?
-3277,what do you mean?,our monthly payments will be too high.
-3278,our monthly payments will be too high.,we won't have any money for other things?
-3279,we won't have any money for other things?,"no, we won't have money for gas or food."
-3280,"no, we won't have money for gas or food.",we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?
-3281,we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?,without the peanut butter!
-3282,without the peanut butter!,that's no good!
-3283,that's no good!,we have to find a cheaper house.
-3284,we have to find a cheaper house.,of course. we can't live without gas or peanut butter.
-3285,that is a beautiful house.,i don't like it.
-3286,i don't like it.,what's the matter with it?
-3287,what's the matter with it?,it's on the corner.
-3288,it's on the corner.,so?
-3289,so?,that means it gets twice as much traffic.
-3290,that means it gets twice as much traffic.,you're right.
-3291,you're right.,"when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection."
-3292,"when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.",or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.
-3293,or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.,or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.
-3294,or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.,let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.
-3295,let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.,"that's perfect. the less traffic, the better."
-3296,i hate looking for an apartment.,"me, too."
-3297,"me, too.",we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.
-3298,we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.,we'd better get ready to go.
-3299,we'd better get ready to go.,it's an upstairs unit.
-3300,it's an upstairs unit.,"that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet."
-3301,"that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.",and it's a corner unit.
-3302,and it's a corner unit.,that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.
-3303,that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.,no pets are allowed.
-3304,no pets are allowed.,perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.
-3305,perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.,and there are only six units in the whole building.
-3306,and there are only six units in the whole building.,where's the checkbook? i'm ready to rent it without even seeing it.
-3307,did you call the manager?,yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.
-3308,yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.,did he say what time?
-3309,did he say what time?,yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.
-3310,yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.,did he understand what the problem is?
-3311,did he understand what the problem is?,yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.
-3312,yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.,it shouldn't take him long to fix it.
-3313,it shouldn't take him long to fix it.,i don't even know why we need to fix it.
-3314,i don't even know why we need to fix it.,in case we have visitors.
-3315,in case we have visitors.,but they can just knock on the door.
-3316,but they can just knock on the door.,"actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too."
-3317,"actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.","yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet."
-3318,do you like this house?,"yes, it's beautiful."
-3319,"yes, it's beautiful.",it's perfect for us and the kids.
-3320,it's perfect for us and the kids.,"three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard."
-3321,"three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.",and we can afford it!
-3322,and we can afford it!,so are we going to buy it?
-3323,so are we going to buy it?,i'm afraid not.
-3324,i'm afraid not.,"it's too far from your job, isn't it?"
-3325,"it's too far from your job, isn't it?",i can't spend four hours on the road every day.
-3326,i can't spend four hours on the road every day.,"by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat."
-3327,"by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.",i won't be able to play with the kids.
-3328,i won't be able to play with the kids.,"no, we have to find something closer to your job."
-3329,"boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it?",it sure is.
-3330,it sure is.,"in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too."
-3331,"in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.",let's turn on the heat.
-3332,let's turn on the heat.,i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.
-3333,i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.,it should be warmer in a few minutes.
-3334,it should be warmer in a few minutes.,it's so nice to have a heated apartment.
-3335,it's so nice to have a heated apartment.,how did they survive in the old days?
-3336,how did they survive in the old days?,they had fireplaces.
-3337,they had fireplaces.,someone had to chop the wood.
-3338,someone had to chop the wood.,and carry it into the house.
-3339,and carry it into the house.,all we have to do is flip a switch.
-3340,this is a nice neighborhood.,the streets are clean and quiet.
-3341,the streets are clean and quiet.,the neighbors don't party on the weekends.
-3342,the neighbors don't party on the weekends.,people take care of their lawns.
-3343,people take care of their lawns.,no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.
-3344,no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.,we never have to call the police about anything.
-3345,we never have to call the police about anything.,our kids are completely safe.
-3346,our kids are completely safe.,so why are we selling our house?
-3347,so why are we selling our house?,they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.
-3348,they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.,so we've got to sell before property values go down?
-3349,so we've got to sell before property values go down?,yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.
-3350,yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.,they're probably getting something under the table.
-3351,that was a huge fire in santa barbara.,"yes, it was."
-3352,"yes, it was.",they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.
-3353,they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.,and they were expensive houses.
-3354,and they were expensive houses.,i feel so sorry for those people.
-3355,i feel so sorry for those people.,why feel sorry for rich people?
-3356,why feel sorry for rich people?,i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.
-3357,i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.,"so do i, but not if they're rich."
-3358,"so do i, but not if they're rich.",what does that have to do with it?
-3359,what does that have to do with it?,rich people think they're better than us.
-3360,rich people think they're better than us.,how many rich people do you know?
-3361,how many rich people do you know?,none.
-3362,bears are invading our neighborhoods.,of course they are. they're starving to death.
-3363,of course they are. they're starving to death.,they should stay in the woods where they belong.
-3364,they should stay in the woods where they belong.,there's no food in the woods.
-3365,there's no food in the woods.,can't they eat grass?
-3366,can't they eat grass?,do you think a bear is a cow?
-3367,do you think a bear is a cow?,"well, i've seen them eating berries."
-3368,"well, i've seen them eating berries.",berries aren't in season all year round.
-3369,berries aren't in season all year round.,it's too dangerous for kids and pets.
-3370,it's too dangerous for kids and pets.,people need to cover their trash cans.
-3371,people need to cover their trash cans.,the police need to shoot all the bears.
-3372,the police need to shoot all the bears.,you don't solve a problem by shooting it.
-3373,who did you vote for?,i voted for obama.
-3374,i voted for obama.,me too.
-3375,me too.,he will be a great president.
-3376,he will be a great president.,everyone likes him.
-3377,everyone likes him.,he's a good speaker.
-3378,he's a good speaker.,and he's really smart.
-3379,and he's really smart.,he will solve our problems.
-3380,he will solve our problems.,he will end the war.
-3381,he will end the war.,the next four years will be good years.
-3382,the next four years will be good years.,"i'll vote for him next time, too."
-3383,"i'll vote for him next time, too.",i think everyone will.
-3384,the election is next week.,who are you voting for?
-3385,who are you voting for?,i'm not voting for the mayor.
-3386,i'm not voting for the mayor.,why not?
-3387,why not?,he made promises that he didn't keep.
-3388,he made promises that he didn't keep.,like what?
-3389,like what?,"he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers."
-3390,"he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.",how many did he hire?
-3391,how many did he hire?,one hundred!
-3392,one hundred!,maybe he had a good reason.
-3393,maybe he had a good reason.,maybe he's just a liar.
-3394,maybe he's just a liar.,"maybe i'll vote for someone else, too."
-3395,i can't believe he won the election.,only 15 percent of the voters turned out.
-3396,only 15 percent of the voters turned out.,that is a joke.
-3397,that is a joke.,"voting is so important, but people don't bother."
-3398,"voting is so important, but people don't bother.",many people think their vote doesn't matter.
-3399,many people think their vote doesn't matter.,"the mayor won by only 2,000 votes."
-3400,"the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.",we're stuck with him for four more years.
-3401,we're stuck with him for four more years.,voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.
-3402,voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.,all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.
-3403,all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.,how easy is that?
-3404,how easy is that?,i guess people just don't care.
-3405,i guess people just don't care.,they'll care when they see their taxes go up.
-3406,"well, we have a new president.",but we have the same old problems.
-3407,but we have the same old problems.,"well, he's made a few changes."
-3408,"well, he's made a few changes.",like what?
-3409,like what?,i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.
-3410,i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.,"oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court."
-3411,"oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.",who's paying for that?
-3412,who's paying for that?,i think we are!
-3413,i think we are!,"well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly."
-3414,"well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.","yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly."
-3415,"yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.",do any other world leaders have a basketball court?
-3416,do any other world leaders have a basketball court?,they will. you know america always leads the way.
-3417,people say that everybody loves obama.,"well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain."
-3418,"well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.",that's 50 million people who don't love obama.
-3419,that's 50 million people who don't love obama.,obama's got four years to make everyone happy.
-3420,obama's got four years to make everyone happy.,he's never going to make everyone happy.
-3421,he's never going to make everyone happy.,can you imagine being president?
-3422,can you imagine being president?,everyone wants you to solve their problems.
-3423,everyone wants you to solve their problems.,i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.
-3424,i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.,you and everybody else.
-3425,you and everybody else.,i would never want to be president.
-3426,i would never want to be president.,but think about all the power you'd have.
-3427,but think about all the power you'd have.,i prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world.
-3428,did you read this article?,what article?
-3429,what article?,it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.
-3430,it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.,only 11 percent?
-3431,only 11 percent?,about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.
-3432,about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.,where does he travel to?
-3433,where does he travel to?,"oh, all over the world."
-3434,"oh, all over the world.",but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.
-3435,but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.,he's visiting other cities to get ideas.
-3436,he's visiting other cities to get ideas.,can't he just go online?
-3437,can't he just go online?,the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.
-3438,the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.,"well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out."
-3439,who did you vote for for president?,i voted for ralph nader.
-3440,i voted for ralph nader.,who in the world is ralph nader?
-3441,who in the world is ralph nader?,he's the best man for president.
-3442,he's the best man for president.,why's that?
-3443,why's that?,he hates corporations.
-3444,he hates corporations.,"well, most corporations do think only about money."
-3445,"well, most corporations do think only about money.",he hates democrats and republicans.
-3446,he hates democrats and republicans.,"well, they do put their party before their country."
-3447,"well, they do put their party before their country.",he's the only candidate that i trust.
-3448,he's the only candidate that i trust.,but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!
-3449,but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!,"sooner or later, voters will wake up."
-3450,i don't know why i bother to vote.,why's that?
-3451,why's that?,what good does it do?
-3452,what good does it do?,you get to put someone in power that you like.
-3453,you get to put someone in power that you like.,only if my candidate wins.
-3454,only if my candidate wins.,"well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him."
-3455,"well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.","but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises."
-3456,"but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.",that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.
-3457,that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.,"and when elected, they go their own way."
-3458,"and when elected, they go their own way.",they forget who put them in power.
-3459,they forget who put them in power.,they forget where they came from.
-3460,they forget where they came from.,maybe you should run for office.
-3461,that election for u.s. senator stunk.,what do you mean?
-3462,what do you mean?,there were more votes than voters!
-3463,there were more votes than voters!,but that's impossible.
-3464,but that's impossible.,officials said that it's possible.
-3465,officials said that it's possible.,did they explain how it's possible?
-3466,did they explain how it's possible?,no. they said there are some things you can't explain.
-3467,no. they said there are some things you can't explain.,so are they going to hold another election?
-3468,so are they going to hold another election?,no. that will cost too much money.
-3469,no. that will cost too much money.,so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?
-3470,so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?,"well, the democratic party says it was an honest election."
-3471,"well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.",of course they say that—their man won!
-3472,i see that former president bush is at a conference.,yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.
-3473,yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.,"yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone."
-3474,"yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.","only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas."
-3475,"only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.","not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers."
-3476,"not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.",but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.
-3477,but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.,that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.
-3478,that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.,he spoke to them and made them feel better.
-3479,he spoke to them and made them feel better.,did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?
-3480,did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?,"no, he didn't have time to do that."
-3481,"no, he didn't have time to do that.","well, he's got plenty of time now!"
-3482,"well, he's got plenty of time now!","no, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president."
-3483,did you get your official sample ballot?,"yes, with the voter instructions."
-3484,"yes, with the voter instructions.",how are you going to vote?
-3485,how are you going to vote?,"same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp."
-3486,"same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.","i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?"
-3487,"i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?","against all of them, of course."
-3488,"against all of them, of course.","but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons."
-3489,"but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.",we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!
-3490,we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!,that's true. where did that money go?
-3491,that's true. where did that money go?,our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.
-3492,our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.,they are having a good time with our money.
-3493,they are having a good time with our money.,so when are we going to stop giving them more?
-3494,have you decided how you are going to vote?,"do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?"
-3495,"do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?","yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals."
-3496,"yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.",you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.
-3497,you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.,but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.
-3498,but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.,do you believe the tv ads?
-3499,do you believe the tv ads?,i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.
-3500,i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.,"don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true."
-3501,"don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.","but the title of measure 1 is ""better schools at no cost."""
-3502,"but the title of measure 1 is ""better schools at no cost.""","the title should be ""better schools at huge cost."""
-3503,"the title should be ""better schools at huge cost.""",i can't believe that they would lie to us.
-3504,i can't believe that they would lie to us.,of course they lie—that's what politicians do!
-3505,i have a stomachache.,is it something you ate?
-3506,is it something you ate?,maybe. i'm not sure.
-3507,maybe. i'm not sure.,what did you have for breakfast?
-3508,what did you have for breakfast?,"the usual, cereal with milk and a banana."
-3509,"the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.",maybe the milk was bad.
-3510,maybe the milk was bad.,it didn't smell bad.
-3511,it didn't smell bad.,maybe the banana was bad.
-3512,maybe the banana was bad.,"no, the banana was delicious."
-3513,"no, the banana was delicious.",maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.
-3514,maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.,"no, that's not the problem."
-3515,"no, that's not the problem.",maybe it will go away in a little while.
-3516,what's this stain?,i don't know.
-3517,i don't know.,it looks like blood.
-3518,it looks like blood.,i think my nose was bleeding.
-3519,i think my nose was bleeding.,you should wet your shirt immediately.
-3520,you should wet your shirt immediately.,why?
-3521,why?,because that gets the blood out of the shirt.
-3522,because that gets the blood out of the shirt.,what's a little blood?
-3523,what's a little blood?,your white shirt is ruined.
-3524,your white shirt is ruined.,"so, i'll just buy another one."
-3525,"so, i'll just buy another one.",you can wear this one around the house.
-3526,you can wear this one around the house.,next time i'll soak it immediately.
-3527,my fingers hurt.,why do they hurt?
-3528,why do they hurt?,i type too much.
-3529,i type too much.,you should take a break.
-3530,you should take a break.,i need to type to make money.
-3531,i need to type to make money.,but typing is causing you pain.
-3532,but typing is causing you pain.,maybe i should see a doctor.
-3533,maybe i should see a doctor.,doctors are too expensive.
-3534,doctors are too expensive.,he might tell me to rest for a while.
-3535,he might tell me to rest for a while.,he might want to cut you open.
-3536,he might want to cut you open.,he might say i'm okay.
-3537,he might say i'm okay.,he might say you have bone cancer.
-3538,what did the doctor say?,he thinks i have too much stress.
-3539,he thinks i have too much stress.,stress causes your stomachaches?
-3540,stress causes your stomachaches?,stress causes different problems with different people.
-3541,stress causes different problems with different people.,so what did he tell you to do?
-3542,so what did he tell you to do?,he said i need to think positive.
-3543,he said i need to think positive.,he didn't give you any medication?
-3544,he didn't give you any medication?,i hate medication. it makes me feel different.
-3545,i hate medication. it makes me feel different.,so how do you think positive?
-3546,so how do you think positive?,i think about nice things.
-3547,i think about nice things.,like what?
-3548,like what?,"like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand."
-3549,i cut my finger.,how did you do that?
-3550,how did you do that?,it's a paper cut.
-3551,it's a paper cut.,paper can be dangerous.
-3552,paper can be dangerous.,"it hurts, too."
-3553,"it hurts, too.",paper cuts can hurt a lot.
-3554,paper cuts can hurt a lot.,where are the band-aids?
-3555,where are the band-aids?,i think they're in the medicine cabinet.
-3556,i think they're in the medicine cabinet.,it's on the tip of my finger.
-3557,it's on the tip of my finger.,a band-aid might not work.
-3558,a band-aid might not work.,i must not use this finger until the cut heals.
-3559,i must not use this finger until the cut heals.,it might take a day or two to heal.
-3560,do you smell that?,"oh, yes."
-3561,"oh, yes.",i can't stand cigarette smoke.
-3562,i can't stand cigarette smoke.,it smells so bad.
-3563,it smells so bad.,one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.
-3564,one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.,smokers think they are so cool.
-3565,smokers think they are so cool.,they are so weak.
-3566,they are so weak.,a little cigarette controls them.
-3567,a little cigarette controls them.,they look so stupid taking a puff.
-3568,they look so stupid taking a puff.,and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.
-3569,and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.,they think it's cool.
-3570,they think it's cool.,cigarettes stink.
-3571,do you have a cold?,"yes, i do."
-3572,"yes, i do.",how did you get it?
-3573,how did you get it?,my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.
-3574,my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.,have you taken anything for your cold?
-3575,have you taken anything for your cold?,"no, i just blow my nose a lot."
-3576,"no, i just blow my nose a lot.",your nose is stopped up?
-3577,your nose is stopped up?,yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.
-3578,yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.,have you tried nose drops?
-3579,have you tried nose drops?,"no, i don't like nose drops."
-3580,"no, i don't like nose drops.",they work great.
-3581,they work great.,i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose.
-3582,"would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?",sure.
-3583,sure.,thank you.
-3584,thank you.,you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.
-3585,you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.,i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.
-3586,i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.,what's wrong with looking pale?
-3587,what's wrong with looking pale?,people think you might be sick.
-3588,people think you might be sick.,who thinks that?
-3589,who thinks that?,i don't know.
-3590,i don't know.,it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.
-3591,it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.,i know that.
-3592,i know that.,so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!
-3593,i can't quit smoking.,of course you can.
-3594,of course you can.,i don't have enough will power.
-3595,i don't have enough will power.,of course you do.
-3596,of course you do.,i wish i had never started.
-3597,i wish i had never started.,so does every smoker.
-3598,so does every smoker.,i've tried to quit so many times.
-3599,i've tried to quit so many times.,so has everyone else.
-3600,so has everyone else.,nothing seems to work.
-3601,nothing seems to work.,"all it takes is will power, and you have it."
-3602,"all it takes is will power, and you have it.",then why can't i quit?
-3603,then why can't i quit?,you have to believe in yourself.
-3604,my back is killing me.,what did you do?
-3605,what did you do?,i got out of my car.
-3606,i got out of my car.,that's it?
-3607,that's it?,i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
-3608,i injured my back one time just by sneezing.,you should see a doctor.
-3609,you should see a doctor.,my doctor said i need surgery.
-3610,my doctor said i need surgery.,so?
-3611,so?,"so, forget it."
-3612,"so, forget it.",you don't have the money?
-3613,you don't have the money?,i have no insurance.
-3614,i have no insurance.,maybe a back rub would help.
-3615,my brother smokes three packs a day.,three packs of what?
-3616,three packs of what?,"cigarettes, of course."
-3617,"cigarettes, of course.",how can he do that?
-3618,how can he do that?,"when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another."
-3619,"when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.",he's a chain smoker.
-3620,he's a chain smoker.,he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
-3621,he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.,that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
-3622,that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?,"he can, but the people around him can't."
-3623,"he can, but the people around him can't.",how can he still be alive?
-3624,how can he still be alive?,his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
-3625,his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.,maybe i should start smoking.
-3626,i hate brushing my teeth.,it's such a chore.
-3627,it's such a chore.,"brush, brush. spit, spit."
-3628,"brush, brush. spit, spit.",what did they do in the old days?
-3629,what did they do in the old days?,they brushed with their fingers.
-3630,they brushed with their fingers.,they also ate with their fingers!
-3631,they also ate with their fingers!,why do they call it the good old days?
-3632,why do they call it the good old days?,maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
-3633,maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.,who invented flossing?
-3634,who invented flossing?,"a dentist, i'm sure."
-3635,"a dentist, i'm sure.",i hate flossing more than brushing!
-3636,i hate flossing more than brushing!,i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
-3637,let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.,this trail is hard to climb.
-3638,this trail is hard to climb.,especially on a hot day like this.
-3639,especially on a hot day like this.,i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
-3640,i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.,thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
-3641,thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.,all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
-3642,all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.,"we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears."
-3643,"we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.",i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
-3644,i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.,all you've lost is some sweat.
-3645,all you've lost is some sweat.,i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
-3646,i haven't even lost one pound of fat?,"if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day."
-3647,"if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.","okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see."
-3648,"oh no, another pimple on my face.",pimples suck.
-3649,pimples suck.,it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
-3650,it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.,maybe it's something in your diet.
-3651,maybe it's something in your diet.,"no, i eat the same things day after day."
-3652,"no, i eat the same things day after day.",then maybe it's in your genes.
-3653,then maybe it's in your genes.,you might be right.
-3654,you might be right.,do pimples run in your family?
-3655,do pimples run in your family?,not that i've noticed.
-3656,not that i've noticed.,"well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air."
-3657,"well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.","whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face."
-3658,"whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.","well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop."
-3659,do you believe everything you hear?,i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
-3660,i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.,you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
-3661,you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.,you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
-3662,you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.,everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
-3663,everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.,three different people will give you three different stories.
-3664,three different people will give you three different stories.,and the government will give you a fourth story.
-3665,and the government will give you a fourth story.,"yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu."
-3666,"yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.",but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
-3667,but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.,the government says we have nothing to worry about.
-3668,the government says we have nothing to worry about.,then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
-3669,then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?,"the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay."
-3670,don't pick your nose.,i wasn't picking my nose.
-3671,i wasn't picking my nose.,what were you doing?
-3672,what were you doing?,i was scratching my nose.
-3673,i was scratching my nose.,i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
-3674,i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.,"okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit."
-3675,"okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.",use a tissue next time.
-3676,use a tissue next time.,i didn't have a tissue.
-3677,i didn't have a tissue.,then wait till you find a tissue.
-3678,then wait till you find a tissue.,i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
-3679,i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.,"oh, really? maybe you should have called 911."
-3680,"oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.",it wasn't that kind of emergency.
-3681,our tv remote is filthy.,"yes, it's covered with crud."
-3682,"yes, it's covered with crud.",i'm going to clean it.
-3683,i'm going to clean it.,don't use water on it!
-3684,don't use water on it!,i'll use a damp cloth.
-3685,i'll use a damp cloth.,don't let water get into any of the cracks.
-3686,don't let water get into any of the cracks.,i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
-3687,i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.,don't rub the numbers off the remote.
-3688,don't rub the numbers off the remote.,i will rub gently but firmly.
-3689,i will rub gently but firmly.,"do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials."
-3690,"do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.",i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
-3691,i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.,maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
-3692,my ear is killing me.,what's the matter?
-3693,what's the matter?,i was on a plane.
-3694,i was on a plane.,so?
-3695,so?,"so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt."
-3696,"so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.",that's no good.
-3697,that's no good.,"sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't."
-3698,"sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.",have you seen a doctor?
-3699,have you seen a doctor?,i've been to two doctors.
-3700,i've been to two doctors.,and they couldn't fix your problem?
-3701,and they couldn't fix your problem?,they both said i have to live with it.
-3702,they both said i have to live with it.,or you can stay off planes.
-3703,did you see the woman with the new face?,did she get a nice job?
-3704,did she get a nice job?,"she got an ""everything"" job!"
-3705,"she got an ""everything"" job!",what do you mean?
-3706,what do you mean?,a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.
-3707,a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.,why did they do that?
-3708,why did they do that?,a mad dog bit most of her face off.
-3709,a mad dog bit most of her face off.,"oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?"
-3710,"oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?","her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down."
-3711,"her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.",and then will she look normal again?
-3712,and then will she look normal again?,i guess so.
-3713,i guess so.,god bless modern medicine.
-3714,there's something wrong with my right hand.,what's wrong with it?
-3715,what's wrong with it?,it aches most of the time.
-3716,it aches most of the time.,what do you think it is?
-3717,what do you think it is?,i don't know. i think it's old age.
-3718,i don't know. i think it's old age.,"if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?"
-3719,"if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?",that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.
-3720,that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.,are you right-handed?
-3721,are you right-handed?,yes. all my life.
-3722,yes. all my life.,you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.
-3723,you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.,but i do all my writing with my right hand.
-3724,but i do all my writing with my right hand.,start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work.
-3725,How are you.,as A computer I not have any feeling but still I say iam ok Thanks For Asking Me.
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