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+,question,answer
+0,"hi, how are you doing?",i'm fine. how about yourself?
+1,i'm fine. how about yourself?,i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.
+2,i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.,no problem. so how have you been?
+3,no problem. so how have you been?,i've been great. what about you?
+4,i've been great. what about you?,i've been good. i'm in school right now.
+5,i've been good. i'm in school right now.,what school do you go to?
+6,what school do you go to?,i go to pcc.
+7,i go to pcc.,do you like it there?
+8,do you like it there?,it's okay. it's a really big campus.
+9,it's okay. it's a really big campus.,good luck with school.
+10,good luck with school.,thank you very much.
+11,how's it going?,i'm doing well. how about you?
+12,i'm doing well. how about you?,"never better, thanks."
+13,"never better, thanks.",so how have you been lately?
+14,so how have you been lately?,i've actually been pretty good. you?
+15,i've actually been pretty good. you?,i'm actually in school right now.
+16,i'm actually in school right now.,which school do you attend?
+17,which school do you attend?,i'm attending pcc right now.
+18,i'm attending pcc right now.,are you enjoying it there?
+19,are you enjoying it there?,it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.
+20,it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.,good luck with that.
+21,good luck with that.,thanks.
+22,how are you doing today?,i'm doing great. what about you?
+23,i'm doing great. what about you?,"i'm absolutely lovely, thank you."
+24,"i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.",everything's been good with you?
+25,everything's been good with you?,i haven't been better. how about yourself?
+26,i haven't been better. how about yourself?,i started school recently.
+27,i started school recently.,where are you going to school?
+28,where are you going to school?,i'm going to pcc.
+29,i'm going to pcc.,how do you like it so far?
+30,how do you like it so far?,i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.
+31,i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.,i wish you luck.
+32,it's an ugly day today.,i know. i think it may rain.
+33,i know. i think it may rain.,"it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today."
+34,"it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.",that would be weird.
+35,that would be weird.,"yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside."
+36,"yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.","i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside."
+37,"i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.","yes, it would be. "
+38,"yes, it would be. ",i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 
+39,i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. ,me too. i can't wait until winter.
+40,me too. i can't wait until winter.,"i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold."
+41,"i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.",i'd rather be cold than hot.
+42,i'd rather be cold than hot.,me too.
+43,it doesn't look very nice outside today.,you're right. i think it's going to rain later.
+44,you're right. i think it's going to rain later.,"in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining."
+45,"in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.",that wouldn't seem right.
+46,that wouldn't seem right.,"considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird."
+47,"considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.","exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot."
+48,"exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.","i know, you're absolutely right."
+49,"i know, you're absolutely right.",i wish it would cool off one day.
+50,i wish it would cool off one day.,"that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon."
+51,"that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.","i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes."
+52,"i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.","i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot."
+53,"i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.",that's exactly how i feel.
+54,i wish it was a nicer day today.,that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.
+55,that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.,it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.
+56,it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.,it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.
+57,it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.,it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.
+58,it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.,any rain right now would be pointless.
+59,any rain right now would be pointless.,"that's right, it really would be."
+60,"that's right, it really would be.",i want it to cool down some.
+61,i want it to cool down some.,"i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter."
+62,"i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.",winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.
+63,winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.,i would rather deal with the winter than the summer.
+64,it's such a nice day.,"yes, it is."
+65,"yes, it is.",it looks like it may rain soon.
+66,it looks like it may rain soon.,"yes, and i hope that it does."
+67,"yes, and i hope that it does.",why is that?
+68,why is that?,i really love how rain clears the air.
+69,i really love how rain clears the air.,me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.
+70,me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.,"yes, but i love the night air after it rains."
+71,"yes, but i love the night air after it rains.",really? why is it?
+72,really? why is it?,because you can see the stars perfectly.
+73,because you can see the stars perfectly.,i really hope it rains today.
+74,i really hope it rains today.,"yeah, me too."
+75,isn't it a nice day?,it really is.
+76,it really is.,it seems that it may rain today.
+77,it seems that it may rain today.,hopefully it will.
+78,hopefully it will.,how come?
+79,how come?,i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.
+80,i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.,i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.
+81,i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.,i especially love the night air when it rains.
+82,i especially love the night air when it rains.,really? why?
+83,really? why?,the stars look so much closer after it rains.
+84,the stars look so much closer after it rains.,i really want it to rain today.
+85,i really want it to rain today.,"yeah, so do i."
+86,don't you think it's nice out?,"yes, i think so too."
+87,"yes, i think so too.",i think that it's going to rain.
+88,i think that it's going to rain.,i hope that it does rain.
+89,i hope that it does rain.,you like the rain?
+90,you like the rain?,the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.
+91,the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.,i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.
+92,i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.,i love most how it is at night after it rains.
+93,i love most how it is at night after it rains.,how come?
+94,how come?,you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.
+95,you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.,i would love for it to rain today.
+96,i really want to go to the beach this weekend.,that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?
+97,that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?,i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.
+98,i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.,is it going to be perfect beach weather?
+99,is it going to be perfect beach weather?,i believe so.
+100,i believe so.,good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.
+101,good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.,i know. i really want to go to the beach.
+102,i know. i really want to go to the beach.,but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.
+103,but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.,"you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold."
+104,"you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.",i really wish the weather would just stay the same.
+105,i really wish the weather would just stay the same.,i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.
+106,i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.,"yeah, that would make things a lot easier."
+107,i would like to take a trip to the beach this weekend.,a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?
+108,a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?,the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.
+109,the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.,so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?
+110,so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?,it sounds like it will be.
+111,it sounds like it will be.,i really hope it doesn't get cold.
+112,i really hope it doesn't get cold.,"that would ruin things, i want to go so badly."
+113,"that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.","the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know."
+114,"the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.",that is true. the weather is constantly changing.
+115,that is true. the weather is constantly changing.,it would be nice if the weather would never change.
+116,it would be nice if the weather would never change.,"that would be great, then we could plan things sooner."
+117,"that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.",true. predictable weather would make life easier.
+118,it would be nice to go to the beach sometime this weekend.,what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.
+119,what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.,the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.
+120,the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.,will it be good beach weather?
+121,will it be good beach weather?,i think it will be.
+122,i think it will be.,it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.
+123,it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.,"i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm."
+124,"i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.","this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen."
+125,"this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.",i know. every day the weather seems different.
+126,i know. every day the weather seems different.,i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.
+127,i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.,that would make it easier for us to make plans.
+128,"hello, may i speak to alice please?",this is she. how's it going?
+129,this is she. how's it going?,i've been trying to call you all day.
+130,i've been trying to call you all day.,sorry about that. i was cleaning up.
+131,sorry about that. i was cleaning up.,it's okay.
+132,it's okay.,so what were you calling me about?
+133,so what were you calling me about?,"oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow."
+134,"oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.","sure, what did you want to do?"
+135,"sure, what did you want to do?",maybe we can go see a movie or something.
+136,maybe we can go see a movie or something.,that sounds like fun. let's do it.
+137,that sounds like fun. let's do it.,i'll see you tomorrow then.
+138,i'll see you tomorrow then.,see you then. goodbye.
+139,"hi, how are you. is alice there?",speaking. what's up?
+140,speaking. what's up?,why haven't you answered the phone?
+141,why haven't you answered the phone?,"my bad, i had chores to do."
+142,"my bad, i had chores to do.",that's all right.
+143,that's all right.,what was the reason for your call?
+144,what was the reason for your call?,i want to do something tomorrow with you.
+145,i want to do something tomorrow with you.,sounds good. what did you have in mind?
+146,sounds good. what did you have in mind?,i was thinking about seeing a movie.
+147,i was thinking about seeing a movie.,"okay, let's go see a movie."
+148,"okay, let's go see a movie.",until then.
+149,until then.,talk to you later.
+150,is alice available?,you're talking to her.
+151,you're talking to her.,i've called you a hundred times today.
+152,i've called you a hundred times today.,i was busy doing something. i apologize.
+153,i was busy doing something. i apologize.,no problem.
+154,no problem.,did you need something?
+155,did you need something?,do you want to do something tomorrow?
+156,do you want to do something tomorrow?,is there somewhere special you wanted to go?
+157,is there somewhere special you wanted to go?,how about a movie?
+158,how about a movie?,a movie sounds good.
+159,a movie sounds good.,call me tomorrow then.
+160,have you seen the new girl in school?,"no, i haven't."
+161,"no, i haven't.",she's really pretty.
+162,she's really pretty.,describe her to me.
+163,describe her to me.,she's not too tall.
+164,she's not too tall.,"well, how tall is she?"
+165,"well, how tall is she?",she's about five feet even.
+166,she's about five feet even.,"what does she look like, though?"
+167,"what does she look like, though?",she has pretty light brown eyes.
+168,she has pretty light brown eyes.,i may know which girl you're talking about.
+169,i may know which girl you're talking about.,so you have seen her around?
+170,so you have seen her around?,"yes, i have."
+171,"there's a new girl in school, have you seen her yet?",i haven't seen her yet.
+172,i haven't seen her yet.,i think that she is very pretty.
+173,i think that she is very pretty.,tell me how she looks.
+174,tell me how she looks.,she's kind of short.
+175,she's kind of short.,what height is she?
+176,what height is she?,she's probably about five feet.
+177,she's probably about five feet.,"that's nice, but tell me what she looks like."
+178,"that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.",the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.
+179,the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.,i think i might've bumped into her before.
+180,i think i might've bumped into her before.,are you telling me that you've seen her before?
+181,are you telling me that you've seen her before?,i believe so.
+182,have you met the new girl?,no. have you?
+183,no. have you?,she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.
+184,she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.,what does she look like?
+185,what does she look like?,"well, she's quite short."
+186,"well, she's quite short.",how tall would you say that she is?
+187,how tall would you say that she is?,i would say she's only five feet.
+188,i would say she's only five feet.,what about her facial features?
+189,what about her facial features?,"she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful."
+190,"she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.",i think i know who you're talking about.
+191,i think i know who you're talking about.,have you seen her?
+192,why weren't you at school yesterday?,i wasn't really feeling well.
+193,i wasn't really feeling well.,what was wrong with you?
+194,what was wrong with you?,my stomach was upset.
+195,my stomach was upset.,do you feel better now?
+196,do you feel better now?,i don't really feel too well yet.
+197,i don't really feel too well yet.,do you want anything to make you feel better?
+198,do you want anything to make you feel better?,"no, thanks. i already took some medicine."
+199,"no, thanks. i already took some medicine.",i hope you feel better.
+200,i hope you feel better.,thank you.
+201,what reason do you have for missing school?,i was sick.
+202,i was sick.,how were you sick?
+203,how were you sick?,i had a stomachache.
+204,i had a stomachache.,did it get any better?
+205,did it get any better?,i'm still feeling under the weather.
+206,i'm still feeling under the weather.,would you like anything for your stomach?
+207,would you like anything for your stomach?,i took something earlier.
+208,i took something earlier.,get better.
+209,get better.,thanks a lot.
+210,why didn't you go to school yesterday?,i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.
+211,i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.,what was your problem?
+212,what was your problem?,my stomach was bothering me.
+213,my stomach was bothering me.,are you feeling any better?
+214,are you feeling any better?,i'm still feeling a little sick.
+215,i'm still feeling a little sick.,"i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?"
+216,"i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?",that's okay.
+217,that's okay.,i hope you feel better.
+218,did you hear the good news?,"no, i haven't."
+219,"no, i haven't.",i got a promotion at my job.
+220,i got a promotion at my job.,did you really?
+221,did you really?,"seriously, i am so excited."
+222,"seriously, i am so excited.","well, congratulations."
+223,"well, congratulations.",thank you.
+224,thank you.,i'm so happy for you.
+225,i'm so happy for you.,really?
+226,really?,yes. you really deserved this.
+227,yes. you really deserved this.,you think so?
+228,you think so?,yes. good for you.
+229,have you heard my good news?,you haven't told me anything yet.
+230,you haven't told me anything yet.,i got a promotion at work earlier this week.
+231,i got a promotion at work earlier this week.,is that right?
+232,is that right?,it's the truth. i am really happy.
+233,it's the truth. i am really happy.,congratulations on your promotion.
+234,congratulations on your promotion.,thank you very much.
+235,thank you very much.,i am really excited for you.
+236,i am really excited for you.,are you really?
+237,are you really?,i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.
+238,i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.,is that what you really think?
+239,is that what you really think?,"yes, i do."
+240,"i haven't told you what happened yet, have i?",i haven't heard anything.
+241,i haven't heard anything.,"my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it."
+242,"my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.",are you serious?
+243,are you serious?,"yes, i am really excited."
+244,"yes, i am really excited.",that's great. congratulations.
+245,that's great. congratulations.,i appreciate that.
+246,i appreciate that.,you have no idea how happy i am for you.
+247,you have no idea how happy i am for you.,for real?
+248,you look really nice today. ,thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.
+249,thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.,"really, where did you get it?"
+250,"really, where did you get it?",i got it from macy's.
+251,i got it from macy's.,it's really nice.
+252,it's really nice.,"thanks again. you look nice today, too."
+253,"thanks again. you look nice today, too.",thank you. i just got these shoes today.
+254,thank you. i just got these shoes today.,really? what kind of shoes are they?
+255,really? what kind of shoes are they?,these are called all star chuck taylors.
+256,these are called all star chuck taylors.,i really like those. how much did they cost?
+257,i really like those. how much did they cost?,they were about forty dollars.
+258,they were about forty dollars.,i think i'm going to go buy myself a pair.
+259,i absolutely love what you're wearing today.,you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.
+260,you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.,"seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?"
+261,"seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?",i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.
+262,i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.,i really like that outfit.
+263,i really like that outfit.,"thanks. i think you look nice today, too."
+264,"thanks. i think you look nice today, too.",thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.
+265,thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.,those are nice. what are they?
+266,those are nice. what are they?,these are some chucks.
+267,these are some chucks.,those are great. how much were they?
+268,those are great. how much were they?,i got them for forty.
+269,i got them for forty.,i think i might go and find me my own pair of chucks.
+270,i think that you look very cute today.,is that right? this is a brand new outfit.
+271,is that right? this is a brand new outfit.,what store did you get it from?
+272,what store did you get it from?,i went to macy's and picked it out.
+273,i went to macy's and picked it out.,i love your outfit right now.
+274,i love your outfit right now.,"well, i think you look nice today too."
+275,"well, i think you look nice today too.",thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.
+276,thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.,i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?
+277,i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?,these are chucks.
+278,these are chucks.,your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?
+279,your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?,they only cost me about forty dollars.
+280,"tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?",i enjoy drawing and painting.
+281,i enjoy drawing and painting.,you know how to draw and paint?
+282,you know how to draw and paint?,"yes, i do."
+283,"yes, i do.",when did you learn how to do that?
+284,when did you learn how to do that?,i learned back in high school.
+285,i learned back in high school.,"oh, so you took an art class?"
+286,"oh, so you took an art class?","yeah, i loved that class."
+287,"yeah, i loved that class.",i see that you're pretty talented.
+288,i see that you're pretty talented.,thank you very much.
+289,thank you very much.,i wish i had a talent like that.
+290,i wish i had a talent like that.,i'm sure you have a talent. it's just hidden.
+291,what kinds of things do you like to do?,i've always liked to draw and paint.
+292,i've always liked to draw and paint.,i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.
+293,i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.,i do it every once in a while.
+294,i do it every once in a while.,how long have you known how to do that?
+295,how long have you known how to do that?,i first learned how to do it in high school.
+296,i first learned how to do it in high school.,did you take some sort of art class or something?
+297,did you take some sort of art class or something?,that was my favorite class.
+298,that was my favorite class.,you have got to be talented.
+299,you have got to be talented.,thanks.
+300,thanks.,if only i was talented.
+301,if only i was talented.,you have a talent. you just don't know what it is yet.
+302,are there any hobbies you do?,"when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint."
+303,"when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.","oh, you actually do that?"
+304,"oh, you actually do that?","every so often, i do."
+305,"every so often, i do.",did you always know how to draw and paint?
+306,did you always know how to draw and paint?,i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.
+307,i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.,you had an art class?
+308,you had an art class?,"exactly, it was my favorite class."
+309,"exactly, it was my favorite class.","well, it's good that you're so talented."
+310,"well, it's good that you're so talented.",i appreciate that.
+311,i appreciate that.,"talent is a great thing, i wish i had one."
+312,what's your favorite movie?,my favorite movie is superbad.
+313,my favorite movie is superbad.,"oh, why is that?"
+314,"oh, why is that?",it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.
+315,it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.,that's true. it is a very funny movie.
+316,that's true. it is a very funny movie.,you've seen it before? 
+317,you've seen it before? ,"yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters."
+318,"yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.",didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.
+319,didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.,me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.
+320,me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.,mine too.
+321,mine too.,i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.
+322,i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.,"sure, let's go."
+323,which movie is your favorite to watch?,"i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad."
+324,"i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.",is that right? why?
+325,is that right? why?,"honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time."
+326,"honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.",you're right. that movie is hilarious.
+327,you're right. that movie is hilarious.,i didn't think you saw that movie.
+328,i didn't think you saw that movie.,i went to see it the day it came out.
+329,i went to see it the day it came out.,i was laughing through the whole movie.
+330,i was laughing through the whole movie.,"i couldn't help laughing, either. "
+331,"i couldn't help laughing, either. ",same here.
+332,same here.,i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?
+333,i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?,of course.
+334,"out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite?",i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.
+335,i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.,"you think so, how come?"
+336,"you think so, how come?","well, superbad is super funny."
+337,"well, superbad is super funny.","you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious."
+338,"you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.",i didn't know that you saw superbad before.
+339,i didn't know that you saw superbad before.,i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.
+340,i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.,i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.
+341,i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.,i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.
+342,i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.,that's exactly how i felt.
+343,that's exactly how i felt.,"i got the movie when it came out on dvd, do you want to come over?"
+344,what type of music do you like to listen to?,i like listening to different kinds of music.
+345,i like listening to different kinds of music.,"like what, for instance?"
+346,"like what, for instance?",i enjoy rock and r&b.
+347,i enjoy rock and r&b.,why is that?
+348,why is that?,i like the different instruments that they use.
+349,i like the different instruments that they use.,that's a good reason to like something.
+350,that's a good reason to like something.,"yeah, i think so too."
+351,what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?,i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.
+352,i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.,what kind?
+353,what kind?,i like to listen to rock and r&b.
+354,i like to listen to rock and r&b.,why do you like that type of music?
+355,why do you like that type of music?,i like the kinds of instruments that they use.
+356,i like the kinds of instruments that they use.,i think that's an excellent reason to like something.
+357,i think that's an excellent reason to like something.,"thanks, i feel the same way."
+358,what is your favorite kind of music?,i listen to various types of music.
+359,i listen to various types of music.,what genres?
+360,what genres?,i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.
+361,i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.,what interests you in that type of music?
+362,what interests you in that type of music?,i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.
+363,i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.,that is a perfect reason to like a certain kind of music.
+364,did you go to the basketball game on friday?,"no, i couldn't make it."
+365,"no, i couldn't make it.",you missed a really good game.
+366,you missed a really good game.,"oh, really? who won?"
+367,"oh, really? who won?",our school did. they played really well.
+368,our school did. they played really well.,too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.
+369,too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.,"yeah, you should have. it was really exciting."
+370,"yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.",so what was the score?
+371,so what was the score?,the score was 101-98.
+372,the score was 101-98.,"man, that was a really close game."
+373,"man, that was a really close game.",that's what made it so great.
+374,that's what made it so great.,i'll make sure and make it to the next one.
+375,were you able to attend friday night's basketball game?,i was unable to make it.
+376,i was unable to make it.,you should have been there. it was intense.
+377,you should have been there. it was intense.,is that right. who ended up winning?
+378,is that right. who ended up winning?,our team was victorious.
+379,our team was victorious.,i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.
+380,i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.,it was a great game.
+381,it was a great game.,what was the score at the end of the game?
+382,what was the score at the end of the game?,our team won 101-98.
+383,our team won 101-98.,sounds like it was a close game.
+384,sounds like it was a close game.,that's the reason it was such a great game.
+385,that's the reason it was such a great game.,"the next game, i will definitely be there."
+386,i was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on friday.,"i wanted to go, but i couldn't."
+387,"i wanted to go, but i couldn't.",it was a great game.
+388,it was a great game.,it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?
+389,it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?,our team played hard and won.
+390,our team played hard and won.,i really wish i went to the game.
+391,i really wish i went to the game.,it was the best game ever.
+392,it was the best game ever.,so tell me the final score.
+393,so tell me the final score.,"the other team lost by three points, 101-98. "
+394,"the other team lost by three points, 101-98. ",it must've been a close game.
+395,it must've been a close game.,it really was. you should've gone.
+396,what are you doing this weekend?,i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?
+397,i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?,i'm not sure yet.
+398,i'm not sure yet.,"well, did you want to go see a movie with me?"
+399,"well, did you want to go see a movie with me?",what movie are you going to see?
+400,what movie are you going to see?,i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?
+401,i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?,there's nothing i can think of.
+402,there's nothing i can think of.,"so, did you want to go?"
+403,"so, did you want to go?","no, thanks, maybe another time."
+404,"no, thanks, maybe another time.","okay, sounds good."
+405,do you know what you're going to do this weekend?,i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?
+406,i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?,i don't know.
+407,i don't know.,would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?
+408,would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?,do you know what movie you're going to watch?
+409,do you know what movie you're going to watch?,"i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?"
+410,"i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?",none that i can think of.
+411,none that i can think of.,"well, would you like to go?"
+412,"well, would you like to go?","thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass."
+413,"thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.",all right. another time then.
+414,you have any ideas as to what you want to do this weekend?,i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?
+415,i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?,i'm not quite sure yet.
+416,i'm not quite sure yet.,how about you see a movie with me and my friend?
+417,how about you see a movie with me and my friend?,what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?
+418,what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?,not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?
+419,not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?,no good movies come to mind.
+420,no good movies come to mind.,have you decided whether or not you would like to go?
+421,have you decided whether or not you would like to go?,"no, thanks. maybe another time."
+422,did you go to school today?,"yeah, i went to school today. were you there?"
+423,"yeah, i went to school today. were you there?","no, i didn't go, i've been sick."
+424,"no, i didn't go, i've been sick.",that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?
+425,that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?,"that would be nice, thank you."
+426,"that would be nice, thank you.","no problem, you're welcome."
+427,"no problem, you're welcome.",i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.
+428,i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.,"well, thank you. i hope to see you at school tomorrow."
+429,have you attended school today?,i attended school today. did you?
+430,i attended school today. did you?,i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.
+431,i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.,i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?
+432,i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?,"i would really appreciate that, thanks."
+433,"i would really appreciate that, thanks.",it's no trouble at all.
+434,it's no trouble at all.,"if you get sick, i'll return the favor."
+435,"if you get sick, i'll return the favor.",thanks. see you at school tomorrow if you feel better.
+436,have you gone to school today?,i went to school today. did you go to school?
+437,i went to school today. did you go to school?,"i couldn't go to school today, i was sick."
+438,"i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.",that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.
+439,that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.,"thank you very much, that's kind of you."
+440,"thank you very much, that's kind of you.",don't mention it.
+441,don't mention it.,"when you miss a day of school, i'll be happy to give you the english assignments."
+442,did you hear the news?,what happened?
+443,what happened?,our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.
+444,our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.,she did? why didn't anyone tell me?
+445,she did? why didn't anyone tell me?,i would've thought that somebody would have told you.
+446,i would've thought that somebody would have told you.,"no, i had no idea."
+447,"no, i had no idea.","well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces."
+448,"well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.","oh my god, that's great!"
+449,"oh my god, that's great!",are you going to go and visit her and the baby?
+450,are you going to go and visit her and the baby?,i think that i might.
+451,i think that i might.,good! i just thought i'd let you know.
+452,good! i just thought i'd let you know.,thanks for telling me.
+453,have you heard what happened?,heard what?
+454,heard what?,debrah already had her baby.
+455,debrah already had her baby.,i didn't know that.
+456,i didn't know that.,i thought you knew.
+457,i thought you knew.,i honestly didn't know.
+458,i honestly didn't know.,the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
+459,the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.,that's good to hear.
+460,that's good to hear.,will you go and visit them?
+461,will you go and visit them?,of course i will.
+462,of course i will.,i just wanted to give you the good news.
+463,i just wanted to give you the good news.,thanks for letting me know.
+464,have you heard the news?,i haven't heard anything.
+465,i haven't heard anything.,debrah had her baby last week.
+466,debrah had her baby last week.,nobody told me.
+467,nobody told me.,i thought you heard.
+468,i thought you heard.,i really wasn't told anything.
+469,i really wasn't told anything.,she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.
+470,she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.,"wow, how exciting."
+471,"wow, how exciting.","i know, you should really go and see her and the baby."
+472,"i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.",of course i will.
+473,of course i will.,i just wanted to let you know what happened.
+474,did you go to school today?,of course. did you?
+475,of course. did you?,"i didn't want to, so i didn't."
+476,"i didn't want to, so i didn't.","that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?"
+477,"that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?",that's a switch.
+478,that's a switch.,"i'm serious, have you?"
+479,"i'm serious, have you?","no, i haven't. why?"
+480,"no, i haven't. why?",i really want to go to the movies this weekend.
+481,i really want to go to the movies this weekend.,so go then.
+482,so go then.,i really don't want to go by myself.
+483,i really don't want to go by myself.,"well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?"
+484,"well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?","no, i think i'm going to go to the movies."
+485,did you make it to school today?,i always do. did you go to school today?
+486,i always do. did you go to school today?,"no, i didn't."
+487,"no, i didn't.","you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?"
+488,"you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?",that was an odd change of subject.
+489,that was an odd change of subject.,"maybe it was, but answer the question."
+490,"maybe it was, but answer the question.","no, not recently."
+491,"no, not recently.",i want to go to see a movie this weekend.
+492,i want to go to see a movie this weekend.,what's stopping you then?
+493,what's stopping you then?,i don't want to go alone.
+494,i don't want to go alone.,"so, will you be at school tomorrow?"
+495,"so, will you be at school tomorrow?","no, i want to go to the movies instead."
+496,did you even bother to go to school today?,"yeah, i went. did you go?"
+497,"yeah, i went. did you go?","no, i didn't feel like it."
+498,"no, i didn't feel like it.","that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?"
+499,"that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?","no, but that was a random change of subject."
+500,"no, but that was a random change of subject.","it may have been random, but have you?"
+501,"it may have been random, but have you?",i haven't lately.
+502,i haven't lately.,i would love to catch a movie this weekend.
+503,i would love to catch a movie this weekend.,"so then, why don't you just go?"
+504,"so then, why don't you just go?",i don't want to see a movie by myself.
+505,i don't want to see a movie by myself.,"okay, so are you going to school tomorrow?"
+506,thanks for coming to see me today.,it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.
+507,it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.,i missed you too.
+508,i missed you too.,why haven't you tried to come see me then?
+509,why haven't you tried to come see me then?,i've been really busy.
+510,i've been really busy.,doing what?
+511,doing what?,working.
+512,working.,"i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too."
+513,"i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.",what have you been doing?
+514,what have you been doing?,i've been working too.
+515,i've been working too.,"well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me."
+516,"well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.",i am too.
+517,i'm really glad that you came to see me.,i had to. i was missing you a lot.
+518,i had to. i was missing you a lot.,i was missing you too.
+519,i was missing you too.,"so, why haven't you visited me?"
+520,"so, why haven't you visited me?",i've actually been busy lately.
+521,i've actually been busy lately.,what have you been doing?
+522,what have you been doing?,i've just been working really hard.
+523,i've just been working really hard.,i've also been busy.
+524,i've also been busy.,tell me what you've been doing.
+525,tell me what you've been doing.,"basically, i've been working too."
+526,"basically, i've been working too.","well whatever, i'm glad you came."
+527,"well whatever, i'm glad you came.",so am i.
+528,i'm really happy that you came to visit me.,i really missed you a lot.
+529,i really missed you a lot.,i've been missing you like crazy.
+530,i've been missing you like crazy.,i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.
+531,i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.,"lately, i've been quite busy."
+532,"lately, i've been quite busy.",tell me what you've been up to.
+533,tell me what you've been up to.,i've really been working a lot lately.
+534,i've really been working a lot lately.,i've been pretty busy myself.
+535,i've been pretty busy myself.,so what have you been up to?
+536,so what have you been up to?,i've just been working a lot.
+537,i've just been working a lot.,"whatever the reason may be, i'm glad you visited me."
+538,"hey, did you hear about jessica's party this weekend?","yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
+539,"yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.",oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.
+540,oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.,"well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today."
+541,"well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.","yeah, so are you planning on going?"
+542,"yeah, so are you planning on going?",i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.
+543,i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.,"it really does, i can't wait."
+544,"it really does, i can't wait.",what time does the party start?
+545,what time does the party start?,it starts at 8 o'clock.
+546,it starts at 8 o'clock.,"oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?"
+547,"oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?","i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many."
+548,"i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.","well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today."
+549,have you heard about jessica's party on saturday?,"i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
+550,"i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.",really? i got mine from her this morning.
+551,really? i got mine from her this morning.,i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.
+552,i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.,"you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?"
+553,"you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?",i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.
+554,i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.,"i know, it does sound pretty awesome."
+555,"i know, it does sound pretty awesome.","well, when does the party start?"
+556,"well, when does the party start?",it's supposed to start at about eight.
+557,it's supposed to start at about eight.,how many invitations has she given out?
+558,how many invitations has she given out?,"i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet."
+559,"i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.","i really want to go, so i hope that she gives me my invite soon."
+560,has anyone told you about jessica's party coming up?,i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.
+561,i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.,is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.
+562,is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.,i believe that she will give me the invitation today.
+563,i believe that she will give me the invitation today.,are you even going to go?
+564,are you even going to go?,"yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year."
+565,"yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.","exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun."
+566,"exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.",when exactly does the party start?
+567,when exactly does the party start?,the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.
+568,the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.,has she given out a lot of invitations yet?
+569,has she given out a lot of invitations yet?,"i have no idea, she hasn't given out many though."
+570,"hey, what's up?",nothing really.
+571,nothing really.,i'm throwing a party on friday.
+572,i'm throwing a party on friday.,i didn't realize that.
+573,i didn't realize that.,you didn't?
+574,you didn't?,nobody has told me anything about your party.
+575,nobody has told me anything about your party.,did you want to go?
+576,did you want to go?,when does it start?
+577,when does it start?,at 8:00 p.m.
+578,at 8:00 p.m.,i'll be there.
+579,i'll be there.,i'd better see you there.
+580,i'd better see you there.,of course.
+581,what's going on with you?,fine. what's going on with you?
+582,fine. what's going on with you?,i'm having a party this friday.
+583,i'm having a party this friday.,i had no idea.
+584,i had no idea.,is that right?
+585,is that right?,i didn't hear anything about it.
+586,i didn't hear anything about it.,can you go?
+587,can you go?,what time?
+588,what time?,it starts at 8 o'clock.
+589,it starts at 8 o'clock.,i'll go.
+590,i'll go.,i hope that i'll see you there.
+591,i hope that i'll see you there.,no doubt.
+592,what's going on?,not much.
+593,not much.,"this friday, i'm throwing a party."
+594,"this friday, i'm throwing a party.",oh really? i didn't know that.
+595,oh really? i didn't know that.,are you serious?
+596,are you serious?,i haven't heard anything about it.
+597,i haven't heard anything about it.,can you make it?
+598,can you make it?,what time does it start?
+599,what time does it start?,the party starts at 8.
+600,the party starts at 8.,"yeah, i think i'll go."
+601,"yeah, i think i'll go.",am i going to see you there?
+602,what's going on?,"nothing really, you?"
+603,"nothing really, you?",i'm throwing a party next saturday.
+604,i'm throwing a party next saturday.,is that right?
+605,is that right?,"yeah, are you going to come?"
+606,"yeah, are you going to come?","i'm sorry, i can't."
+607,"i'm sorry, i can't.",why not?
+608,why not?,i don't really want to.
+609,i don't really want to.,"well, why don't you?"
+610,"well, why don't you?",i hate going to parties.
+611,i hate going to parties.,"well, that's okay."
+612,"well, that's okay.","yeah, sorry."
+613,what's up?,"nothing, how about you?"
+614,"nothing, how about you?","next saturday, i'm going to have a party."
+615,"next saturday, i'm going to have a party.","oh, really?"
+616,"oh, really?",you are coming?
+617,you are coming?,probably not.
+618,probably not.,why is that?
+619,why is that?,i don't feel like going.
+620,i don't feel like going.,why not?
+621,why not?,i really can't stand going to parties.
+622,i really can't stand going to parties.,"i understand, i guess."
+623,"i understand, i guess.",sorry about that.
+624,what's happening?,"not a lot, what about you?"
+625,"not a lot, what about you?",i'm having a party next saturday.
+626,i'm having a party next saturday.,that's nice.
+627,that's nice.,are you going to be there?
+628,are you going to be there?,i don't think so.
+629,i don't think so.,is there a reason why?
+630,is there a reason why?,i just really don't want to go.
+631,i just really don't want to go.,how come?
+632,how come?,i don't really like parties.
+633,i don't really like parties.,"i wish you would go, but that's okay."
+634,what's up?,"nothing much, what's going on?"
+635,"nothing much, what's going on?",i'm having a party this friday.
+636,i'm having a party this friday.,"oh, really? that's nice."
+637,"oh, really? that's nice.",i wanted to see if you wanted to come.
+638,i wanted to see if you wanted to come.,"this friday? sorry, i already have plans."
+639,"this friday? sorry, i already have plans.",doing what?
+640,doing what?,i'm going to dinner with my family.
+641,i'm going to dinner with my family.,"i really wanted you to come, but i understand."
+642,"i really wanted you to come, but i understand.","yeah, maybe next time."
+643,"yeah, maybe next time.",i'll hold you to that.
+644,i'll hold you to that.,sounds like a plan.
+645,"hey, what's good with you?",not a lot. what about you?
+646,not a lot. what about you?,i'm throwing a party on friday.
+647,i'm throwing a party on friday.,that sounds like fun.
+648,that sounds like fun.,do you think you can come?
+649,do you think you can come?,i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.
+650,i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.,what are you going to be doing?
+651,what are you going to be doing?,my family and i are going to dinner.
+652,my family and i are going to dinner.,i was hoping you would come.
+653,i was hoping you would come.,i'll definitely try to make it the next time.
+654,i'll definitely try to make it the next time.,i'd better see you there.
+655,i'd better see you there.,all right. i'll see you next time.
+656,what's going on?,nothing really. how about you?
+657,nothing really. how about you?,"a lot, like the party i'm having on friday."
+658,"a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.","well, that's cool."
+659,"well, that's cool.",will you be able to make it?
+660,will you be able to make it?,i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.
+661,i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.,what do you have to do?
+662,what do you have to do?,i'm having dinner with my family
+663,i'm having dinner with my family,maybe you can come next time.
+664,maybe you can come next time.,i'll make sure and come to your next party.
+665,i'll make sure and come to your next party.,i'll look for you at my next party.
+666,it was nice talking to you.,why are you trying to rush me off the phone?
+667,why are you trying to rush me off the phone?,i really have to go.
+668,i really have to go.,why? i still wanted to talk to you.
+669,why? i still wanted to talk to you.,i have things to do.
+670,i have things to do.,like what?
+671,like what?,don't be nosey.
+672,don't be nosey.,i'm not. i just want to know.
+673,i'm not. i just want to know.,"well, it's really none of your business."
+674,"well, it's really none of your business.",that's harsh.
+675,that's harsh.,"i'm sorry, but i have to go."
+676,"i'm sorry, but i have to go.",fine.
+677,i've enjoyed conversing with you.,is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?
+678,is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?,i've got to go.
+679,i've got to go.,i wasn't done talking to you.
+680,i wasn't done talking to you.,"i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey."
+681,"i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.",i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.
+682,i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.,i really don't think it's any of your business.
+683,i really don't think it's any of your business.,that's not nice.
+684,that's not nice.,"i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now."
+685,"i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.",okay.
+686,i'll talk to you later.,what's the rush?
+687,what's the rush?,i have to get off the phone now.
+688,i have to get off the phone now.,i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.
+689,i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.,there are other things i need to take care of.
+690,there are other things i need to take care of.,what is it that you need to do? 
+691,what is it that you need to do? ,please don't be nosey.
+692,please don't be nosey.,"i'm not being nosey, it's just a question."
+693,"i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.",you don't need to worry about that.
+694,you don't need to worry about that.,that was mean to say.
+695,that was mean to say.,"i am very sorry, but i must go."
+696,"well, it was nice talking to you.",it was nice talking to you too.
+697,it was nice talking to you too.,we should really hang out again.
+698,we should really hang out again.,that would be fun.
+699,that would be fun.,where do you want to go?
+700,where do you want to go?,i think we should go out to eat.
+701,i think we should go out to eat.,that sounds good.
+702,that sounds good.,"all right, so i'll see you then."
+703,"all right, so i'll see you then.",i'll call you later.
+704,i'll call you later.,"okay, i'll talk to you later then."
+705,"okay, i'll talk to you later then.",see you later.
+706,see you later.,bye.
+707,i enjoyed talking to you.,i enjoyed talking to you too.
+708,i enjoyed talking to you too.,we should hang out some time.
+709,we should hang out some time.,i think that would be nice.
+710,i think that would be nice.,is there anything you would like to do next time?
+711,is there anything you would like to do next time?,do you want to go out to eat?
+712,do you want to go out to eat?,i'd like that.
+713,i'd like that.,so i'll see you next time.
+714,so i'll see you next time.,i'm going to call you soon. 
+715,i'm going to call you soon. ,i'll talk to you later.
+716,i'll talk to you later.,see you soon.
+717,see you soon.,goodbye.
+718,i had fun talking to you.,it was really nice talking to you also.
+719,it was really nice talking to you also.,i think we should really do something sometime.
+720,i think we should really do something sometime.,that should be loads of fun.
+721,that should be loads of fun.,what do you want to do next time?
+722,what do you want to do next time?,would you like to go to dinner or something?
+723,would you like to go to dinner or something?,"yeah, let's do that."
+724,"yeah, let's do that.","okay, until next time then."
+725,"okay, until next time then.",i'll call you so we can set that up.
+726,i'll call you so we can set that up.,talk to you then.
+727,talk to you then.,"all right, see you."
+728,where do you live?,i live in pasadena.
+729,i live in pasadena.,where is pasadena?
+730,where is pasadena?,it's in california.
+731,it's in california.,is it in northern california?
+732,is it in northern california?,no. it's in southern california.
+733,no. it's in southern california.,is pasadena a big city?
+734,is pasadena a big city?,it's pretty big.
+735,it's pretty big.,"how big is ""pretty big""?"
+736,"how big is ""pretty big""?","it has about 140,000 people."
+737,"it has about 140,000 people.",how big is los angeles?
+738,how big is los angeles?,it has about 3 million people.
+739,do you have a car?,"yes, i do."
+740,"yes, i do.",what kind of car do you have?
+741,what kind of car do you have?,i have a honda.
+742,i have a honda.,is it new?
+743,is it new?,it was new in 2003.
+744,it was new in 2003.,"so, it's pretty old now."
+745,"so, it's pretty old now.","yes, it is. but it still looks good."
+746,"yes, it is. but it still looks good.",do you take good care of it?
+747,do you take good care of it?,"oh, yes. i wash it once a week."
+748,"oh, yes. i wash it once a week.",do you change the oil?
+749,do you change the oil?,my mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
+750,do you have a girlfriend?,"no, i don't. do you?"
+751,"no, i don't. do you?","i don't have a girlfriend, either."
+752,"i don't have a girlfriend, either.",why not?
+753,why not?,i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.
+754,i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.,girls like guys with money.
+755,girls like guys with money.,they sure do.
+756,they sure do.,they like guys with new cars.
+757,they like guys with new cars.,i don't have money or a new car.
+758,i don't have money or a new car.,"me, neither."
+759,"me, neither.",but girls like guys who are funny.
+760,but girls like guys who are funny.,maybe we should learn some good jokes.
+761,where are you going?,i have to walk the dog.
+762,i have to walk the dog.,what kind of dog do you have?
+763,what kind of dog do you have?,i have a little poodle.
+764,i have a little poodle.,poodles bark a lot.
+765,poodles bark a lot.,they sure do.
+766,they sure do.,they bark at everything.
+767,they bark at everything.,they never shut up.
+768,they never shut up.,why did you get a poodle?
+769,why did you get a poodle?,it's my mom's dog.
+770,it's my mom's dog.,so she likes poodles.
+771,so she likes poodles.,she says they're good watchdogs.
+772,can i borrow $5?,sure. why do you need it?
+773,sure. why do you need it?,i want to buy lunch.
+774,i want to buy lunch.,where's your money?
+775,where's your money?,it's not in my wallet.
+776,it's not in my wallet.,your wallet is empty?
+777,your wallet is empty?,i don't have even one dollar in it.
+778,i don't have even one dollar in it.,being broke is no fun.
+779,being broke is no fun.,even if it's only for a short while.
+780,even if it's only for a short while.,it's always good to have friends.
+781,it's always good to have friends.,friends will lend you money when you're broke.
+782,friends will lend you money when you're broke.,as long as you pay them back.
+783,let's go to the beach.,that's a great idea.
+784,that's a great idea.,we haven't been in a while.
+785,we haven't been in a while.,we haven't been in a month.
+786,we haven't been in a month.,"the last time we went, you almost drowned."
+787,"the last time we went, you almost drowned.","no, i didn't."
+788,"no, i didn't.",then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
+789,then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?,i think he wanted to cool off.
+790,i think he wanted to cool off.,he swam right up to you.
+791,he swam right up to you.,and then he turned right around.
+792,and then he turned right around.,maybe you're right.
+793,maybe you're right.,maybe we should get going.
+794,are you married?,no. i'm divorced.
+795,no. i'm divorced.,when did you get divorced?
+796,when did you get divorced?,i got divorced two years ago.
+797,i got divorced two years ago.,why did you get divorced?
+798,why did you get divorced?,my wife left me.
+799,my wife left me.,why did she leave you?
+800,why did she leave you?,she said she didn't love me anymore.
+801,she said she didn't love me anymore.,wow! that's terrible.
+802,wow! that's terrible.,"yes, it was."
+803,"yes, it was.",why didn't she love you anymore?
+804,why didn't she love you anymore?,she fell in love with my best friend.
+805,i'm bored.,what's on tv?
+806,what's on tv?,nothing.
+807,nothing.,there must be something on tv!
+808,there must be something on tv!,nothing that's interesting.
+809,nothing that's interesting.,what about that new game show?
+810,what about that new game show?,which one?
+811,which one?,"""deal or no deal"""
+812,"""deal or no deal""",tell me you're joking.
+813,tell me you're joking.,i love that show.
+814,i love that show.,i watched it once. that was enough.
+815,i watched it once. that was enough.,it's on right now. let's watch it together.
+816,i like living here.,i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
+817,i agree. pasadena is a nice city.,it's not too big.
+818,it's not too big.,and it's not too small.
+819,and it's not too small.,it has great weather all year long.
+820,it has great weather all year long.,it has the rose parade.
+821,it has the rose parade.,it has beautiful houses.
+822,it has beautiful houses.,it has wonderful restaurants.
+823,it has wonderful restaurants.,it has great schools.
+824,it has great schools.,it's close to the mountains.
+825,it's close to the mountains.,the people are friendly.
+826,the people are friendly.,i'm not ever going to leave.
+827,we need a new mattress.,what's the matter with this one?
+828,what's the matter with this one?,it's not comfortable.
+829,it's not comfortable.,it seems fine to me.
+830,it seems fine to me.,i toss and turn all night.
+831,i toss and turn all night.,you should stop drinking coffee.
+832,you should stop drinking coffee.,look at these marks on my arms.
+833,look at these marks on my arms.,what are they?
+834,what are they?,they are bites.
+835,they are bites.,did the cat bite you?
+836,did the cat bite you?,no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
+837,no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.,okay. let's get a new mattress.
+838,my laptop is so slow.,buy a new one.
+839,buy a new one.,i would if i had the money.
+840,i would if i had the money.,why is it so slow?
+841,why is it so slow?,that's a good question.
+842,that's a good question.,did you take it to a computer shop?
+843,did you take it to a computer shop?,i would if i had the money.
+844,i would if i had the money.,"well, i guess you have to live with it."
+845,"well, i guess you have to live with it.",sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
+846,sometimes i want to throw it out the window.,you don't want to do that.
+847,you don't want to do that.,why not?
+848,why not?,you might hit someone in the head.
+849,what's for dinner?,i'm not sure.
+850,i'm not sure.,how about a pizza?
+851,how about a pizza?,you had pizza for lunch.
+852,you had pizza for lunch.,but i love pizza.
+853,but i love pizza.,everybody loves pizza.
+854,everybody loves pizza.,so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
+855,so why can't i have pizza for dinner?,because you need variety.
+856,because you need variety.,"what's ""variety?"
+857,"what's ""variety?",different things—not the same thing all the time.
+858,different things—not the same thing all the time.,"you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?"
+859,"you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?","no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza."
+860,we need to save money.,why do we need to save money?
+861,why do we need to save money?,because we need to buy a house.
+862,because we need to buy a house.,but a house is so expensive.
+863,but a house is so expensive.,that's why we need to save money.
+864,that's why we need to save money.,how much do we need to save?
+865,how much do we need to save?,we need to save enough for a down payment.
+866,we need to save enough for a down payment.,how much is that?
+867,how much is that?,"that's about $30,000."
+868,"that's about $30,000.",thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
+869,thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.,not if we save every penny.
+870,not if we save every penny.,okay. here's seven pennies.
+871,the ocean is so big.,you can't see the end of it.
+872,you can't see the end of it.,it goes on and on forever.
+873,it goes on and on forever.,"and it's deep, too."
+874,"and it's deep, too.",i think it's five miles deep.
+875,i think it's five miles deep.,are there fish at the bottom?
+876,are there fish at the bottom?,there are fish at the top and the bottom.
+877,there are fish at the top and the bottom.,are there more fish or more people?
+878,are there more fish or more people?,i think there are more fish.
+879,i think there are more fish.,i hope so. i love to eat fish.
+880,i'm upset with my mom.,why is that?
+881,why is that?,i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
+882,i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.,what happened?
+883,what happened?,"i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself."
+884,"i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.",that was very nice of you.
+885,that was very nice of you.,i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
+886,i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.,why did she do that?
+887,why did she do that?,he said he would buy her a nice ring.
+888,he said he would buy her a nice ring.,what's wrong with that?
+889,what's wrong with that?,he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
+890,he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.,i hope your mom broke up with him.
+891,do animals talk to each other?,of course they talk to each other.
+892,of course they talk to each other.,what do they talk about?
+893,what do they talk about?,they talk about other animals.
+894,they talk about other animals.,what else do they talk about?
+895,what else do they talk about?,they talk about food and the weather.
+896,they talk about food and the weather.,do they talk about us?
+897,do they talk about us?,of course they talk about us.
+898,of course they talk about us.,what do they say about us?
+899,what do they say about us?,they say that we are funny-looking.
+900,they say that we are funny-looking.,ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
+901,ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.,we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
+902,i have to clean the house.,"yes, it's very dirty."
+903,"yes, it's very dirty.",you can help me.
+904,you can help me.,why me?
+905,why me?,because you helped make it dirty.
+906,because you helped make it dirty.,what do you want me to do?
+907,what do you want me to do?,i want you to clean the bathroom.
+908,i want you to clean the bathroom.,"oh, that's easy."
+909,"oh, that's easy.","clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet."
+910,"clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.",that's a lot of work.
+911,that's a lot of work.,tell me when you finish.
+912,tell me when you finish.,i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.
+913,you're watching too much tv.,what do you mean?
+914,what do you mean?,i mean you're wasting your life.
+915,i mean you're wasting your life.,i'm having fun.
+916,i'm having fun.,you're sitting there with your mouth open.
+917,you're sitting there with your mouth open.,who cares?
+918,who cares?,i care. do something.
+919,i care. do something.,okay. i did something.
+920,okay. i did something.,what did you do?
+921,what did you do?,i turned up the volume.
+922,i turned up the volume.,"that's not what i meant by ""do something."""
+923,"that's not what i meant by ""do something.""",will you do something? leave me alone.
+924,did you write a letter to grandma?,"yes, i did."
+925,"yes, i did.",did you tell her about school?
+926,did you tell her about school?,i told her that school is fun.
+927,i told her that school is fun.,did you put the letter in an envelope?
+928,did you put the letter in an envelope?,"yes, and i sealed the envelope."
+929,"yes, and i sealed the envelope.",did you put a stamp on the envelope?
+930,did you put a stamp on the envelope?,i couldn't find any stamps.
+931,i couldn't find any stamps.,they're in the kitchen drawer.
+932,they're in the kitchen drawer.,okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.
+933,okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.,"give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you."
+934,"give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.",when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
+935,why are you yawning?,i'm sleepy.
+936,i'm sleepy.,why don't you go to bed?
+937,why don't you go to bed?,i want to watch this tv show.
+938,i want to watch this tv show.,maybe you should record it.
+939,maybe you should record it.,the tape recorder is broken.
+940,the tape recorder is broken.,then you should watch the rerun.
+941,then you should watch the rerun.,why? i'm watching the original.
+942,why? i'm watching the original.,but you'll be asleep in about one minute.
+943,but you'll be asleep in about one minute.,i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
+944,i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.,okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.
+945,okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.,zzz.
+946,it's sunday.,so?
+947,so?,you know what that means.
+948,you know what that means.,i forgot.
+949,i forgot.,sunday means we go to church.
+950,sunday means we go to church.,"oh, yeah."
+951,"oh, yeah.",put on a coat and tie.
+952,put on a coat and tie.,why?
+953,why?,to show respect to god and others.
+954,to show respect to god and others.,i'm glad sunday is only once a week.
+955,i'm glad sunday is only once a week.,i hope god didn't hear that.
+956,i hope god didn't hear that.,he'll forgive me.
+957,did you feed the cat?,i'll do that in a minute.
+958,i'll do that in a minute.,the cat is meowing. he's hungry.
+959,the cat is meowing. he's hungry.,okay. i'll feed him right now.
+960,okay. i'll feed him right now.,you shouldn't make him wait.
+961,you shouldn't make him wait.,i was doing my homework.
+962,i was doing my homework.,the cat doesn't care about your homework.
+963,the cat doesn't care about your homework.,the cat doesn't care about anything.
+964,the cat doesn't care about anything.,that's the way cats are.
+965,that's the way cats are.,all they think about is themselves.
+966,all they think about is themselves.,maybe we should get rid of him.
+967,maybe we should get rid of him.,of course not! he's family.
+968,i hate shaving.,me too.
+969,me too.,i just cut myself again.
+970,i just cut myself again.,did you use a new blade?
+971,did you use a new blade?,"it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut."
+972,"it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.",maybe you should use an electric shaver.
+973,maybe you should use an electric shaver.,"they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave."
+974,"they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.",maybe you should stop shaving.
+975,maybe you should stop shaving.,and grow a beard?
+976,and grow a beard?,sure. why not?
+977,sure. why not?,because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
+978,because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.,hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
+979,excuse me.,yes?
+980,yes?,are you reading this paper?
+981,are you reading this paper?,"oh, no. help yourself."
+982,"oh, no. help yourself.",i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
+983,i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.,thank you. that's polite of you to ask.
+984,thank you. that's polite of you to ask.,some people would just pick it up.
+985,some people would just pick it up.,"yes, i know. some people are rude."
+986,"yes, i know. some people are rude.",i always try to be polite.
+987,i always try to be polite.,so do i.
+988,so do i.,the world needs more polite people like us.
+989,the world needs more polite people like us.,i agree 100 percent.
+990,"mom, i want a puppy.",let me think about it.
+991,let me think about it.,why do you have to think about it?
+992,why do you have to think about it?,because a puppy costs money.
+993,because a puppy costs money.,"no, it doesn't. puppies are free."
+994,"no, it doesn't. puppies are free.","yes, but a puppy needs shots."
+995,"yes, but a puppy needs shots.",shots for what?
+996,shots for what?,so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.
+997,so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.,i hate shots.
+998,i hate shots.,and a puppy eats food. food costs money.
+999,and a puppy eats food. food costs money.,no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
+1000,no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.,"oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables."
+1001,look at all these kittens!,how many are there?
+1002,how many are there?,eight.
+1003,eight.,they're all so cute.
+1004,they're all so cute.,"yes, but i can't keep them."
+1005,"yes, but i can't keep them.",what are you going to do with them?
+1006,what are you going to do with them?,i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
+1007,i'm going to give them away. do you want one?,"yes, i would love one."
+1008,"yes, i would love one.",which one do you want?
+1009,which one do you want?,that one. the one that's all black.
+1010,that one. the one that's all black.,"yes, i like that one, too."
+1011,"yes, i like that one, too.",i'll call him blacky.
+1012,my parents go to church every sunday.,they trust in god.
+1013,they trust in god.,they hope they will go to heaven.
+1014,they hope they will go to heaven.,they probably will.
+1015,they probably will.,but no one knows for sure.
+1016,but no one knows for sure.,that's for sure.
+1017,that's for sure.,no one knows what happens after we die.
+1018,no one knows what happens after we die.,"if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god."
+1019,"if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.",that's what many people believe.
+1020,that's what many people believe.,"if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell."
+1021,"if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.",i don't want to go to hell.
+1022,i don't want to go to hell.,let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
+1023,my husband died.,i'm sorry for you.
+1024,i'm sorry for you.,thank you.
+1025,thank you.,when did he die?
+1026,when did he die?,a couple of months ago.
+1027,a couple of months ago.,you still miss him.
+1028,you still miss him.,"yes, but i talk to him almost every day."
+1029,"yes, but i talk to him almost every day.",when you go to church?
+1030,when you go to church?,"no, when i call him on his cell phone."
+1031,"no, when i call him on his cell phone.",what do you mean?
+1032,what do you mean?,i buried him with his cell phone.
+1033,i buried him with his cell phone.,what will you do when the battery dies?
+1034,today is friday the thirteenth.,that's a bad day.
+1035,that's a bad day.,it's supposed to be unlucky.
+1036,it's supposed to be unlucky.,you're supposed to stay home all day.
+1037,you're supposed to stay home all day.,that's what i do.
+1038,that's what i do.,my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
+1039,my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.,that was a mistake.
+1040,that was a mistake.,he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
+1041,he stayed on the thirteenth floor.,what happened?
+1042,what happened?,someone stole his laptop.
+1043,someone stole his laptop.,he was asking for it.
+1044,he was asking for it.,he learned his lesson. he's home today.
+1045,do you really love me?,of course.
+1046,of course.,prove it.
+1047,prove it.,how can i prove it?
+1048,how can i prove it?,take me to dinner.
+1049,take me to dinner.,that's it? that's all i have to do?
+1050,that's it? that's all i have to do?,"take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's."
+1051,"take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.",but a nice restaurant costs money.
+1052,but a nice restaurant costs money.,"yes, and you have to make a reservation."
+1053,"yes, and you have to make a reservation.",that's such a hassle.
+1054,that's such a hassle.,i knew you didn't love me.
+1055,i knew you didn't love me.,"okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now."
+1056,my parents are divorced.,so are mine.
+1057,so are mine.,why did your parents get divorced?
+1058,why did your parents get divorced?,my father found a new girlfriend.
+1059,my father found a new girlfriend.,that's too bad.
+1060,that's too bad.,my mother was hurt and angry.
+1061,my mother was hurt and angry.,she had good reason. what did she do?
+1062,she had good reason. what did she do?,she told him to drop his girlfriend.
+1063,she told him to drop his girlfriend.,what did your father do?
+1064,what did your father do?,he moved out of our house.
+1065,he moved out of our house.,i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
+1066,i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.,"yes, but she left him a year later."
+1067,my grandma's apartment smells funny.,so does mine.
+1068,so does mine.,i think it's an old people's smell.
+1069,i think it's an old people's smell.,really?
+1070,really?,"yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell."
+1071,"yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.",like fruit that is too ripe?
+1072,like fruit that is too ripe?,"yes, just like fruit that is too ripe."
+1073,"yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.",but the smell is different.
+1074,but the smell is different.,"yes, old people don't smell like fruit."
+1075,"yes, old people don't smell like fruit.","no, they smell like a thrift shop."
+1076,"no, they smell like a thrift shop.","yes, a thrift shop has that same smell."
+1077,"yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.","yes, an old smell."
+1078,the price of stamps goes up and up.,i think stamps used to cost a penny.
+1079,i think stamps used to cost a penny.,that was a long time ago.
+1080,that was a long time ago.,it was before i was born.
+1081,it was before i was born.,now a stamp is 42 cents.
+1082,now a stamp is 42 cents.,but in may it will be 44 cents.
+1083,but in may it will be 44 cents.,have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
+1084,have you ever lost a letter in the mail?,"no, i haven't."
+1085,"no, i haven't.",neither have i.
+1086,neither have i.,"so, they do a good job for the money."
+1087,"so, they do a good job for the money.","yes, they do."
+1088,"yes, they do.",maybe we shouldn't complain.
+1089,a button came off my shirt.,what are you going to do?
+1090,what are you going to do?,"first, i have to find the button."
+1091,"first, i have to find the button.",where did you lose it?
+1092,where did you lose it?,i have no idea.
+1093,i have no idea.,a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
+1094,a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?,that's a good idea.
+1095,that's a good idea.,i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
+1096,i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.,"let me look. no, it's not there."
+1097,"let me look. no, it's not there.",many shirts come with an extra button.
+1098,many shirts come with an extra button.,you're right. this one does have an extra button.
+1099,you're right. this one does have an extra button.,now all you have to do is sew it on.
+1100,i have to go to the bathroom.,you drink too much coffee.
+1101,you drink too much coffee.,but i love coffee.
+1102,but i love coffee.,"well, it's your life."
+1103,"well, it's your life.",you eat too much chocolate.
+1104,you eat too much chocolate.,i don't think so.
+1105,i don't think so.,have you looked in the mirror?
+1106,have you looked in the mirror?,do you think i'm getting fat?
+1107,do you think i'm getting fat?,i didn't say that.
+1108,i didn't say that.,what did you say?
+1109,what did you say?,i said i have to go to the bathroom.
+1110,i said i have to go to the bathroom.,that's what i thought you said.
+1111,did you do the laundry?,"yes, i did."
+1112,"yes, i did.",what did you wash?
+1113,what did you wash?,i washed the sheets and towels.
+1114,i washed the sheets and towels.,what about the pillowcases?
+1115,what about the pillowcases?,"yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them."
+1116,"yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.",did you dry everything in the dryer?
+1117,did you dry everything in the dryer?,"yes, i dried everything in the dryer."
+1118,"yes, i dried everything in the dryer.",then what did you do?
+1119,then what did you do?,i folded all the towels.
+1120,i folded all the towels.,did you put the sheets on the beds?
+1121,did you put the sheets on the beds?,"yes, and i put the pillowcases on the pillows."
+1122,do you listen to the radio?,i listen day and night.
+1123,i listen day and night.,what do you listen to?
+1124,what do you listen to?,mostly talk radio.
+1125,mostly talk radio.,what's that?
+1126,what's that?,people talk about current events.
+1127,people talk about current events.,what do they say?
+1128,what do they say?,they say they want change.
+1129,they say they want change.,what kind of change?
+1130,what kind of change?,they want tax cuts.
+1131,they want tax cuts.,why do they want tax cuts?
+1132,why do they want tax cuts?,because tax cuts will save them money.
+1133,"mom, i'm hungry.",look in the fridge.
+1134,look in the fridge.,i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.
+1135,i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.,are you sure?
+1136,are you sure?,it's almost empty.
+1137,it's almost empty.,i went to the market yesterday.
+1138,i went to the market yesterday.,i don't see anything.
+1139,i don't see anything.,i bought lots of oranges and apples.
+1140,i bought lots of oranges and apples.,i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.
+1141,i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.,eat the fruit. it's good for you.
+1142,eat the fruit. it's good for you.,"next time you go to the market, let me go with you."
+1143,"next time you go to the market, let me go with you.","no, thank you. all you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars."
+1144,what is there to eat?,i don't know. look in the fridge.
+1145,i don't know. look in the fridge.,i think i'll make a sandwich.
+1146,i think i'll make a sandwich.,what kind?
+1147,what kind?,a ham sandwich.
+1148,a ham sandwich.,the bread is in the cabinet.
+1149,the bread is in the cabinet.,where's the mustard?
+1150,where's the mustard?,"it's in the fridge, i think."
+1151,"it's in the fridge, i think.","oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?"
+1152,"oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?","yes, that sounds nice."
+1153,"yes, that sounds nice.",how about some potato chips?
+1154,how about some potato chips?,"yes. and a pickle, if we have any."
+1155,"it's time for your bath, young lady.","but, mom, i'm not dirty."
+1156,"but, mom, i'm not dirty.",you need a bath every day.
+1157,you need a bath every day.,why?
+1158,why?,because you don't want to smell bad.
+1159,because you don't want to smell bad.,i don't smell bad.
+1160,i don't smell bad.,that's what you think.
+1161,that's what you think.,"if i smelled bad, i could smell me."
+1162,"if i smelled bad, i could smell me.",i can smell you.
+1163,i can smell you.,"i can smell you, too."
+1164,"i can smell you, too.",that's my perfume.
+1165,that's my perfume.,when can i wear perfume?
+1166,something's wrong with my computer.,exactly what?
+1167,exactly what?,all i get is a black screen.
+1168,all i get is a black screen.,what's the matter?
+1169,what's the matter?,"i think i know, because this happened before."
+1170,"i think i know, because this happened before.",what happened before?
+1171,what happened before?,my hard drive crashed.
+1172,my hard drive crashed.,"oh, no. that's bad news."
+1173,"oh, no. that's bad news.","it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure."
+1174,"it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.",will you lose all your files?
+1175,will you lose all your files?,"no, i always back up my files."
+1176,"no, i always back up my files.",you're smart.
+1177,i called hp about my computer.,what did they say?
+1178,what did they say?,they said i need a new hard drive.
+1179,they said i need a new hard drive.,that's too bad. how much is a new one?
+1180,that's too bad. how much is a new one?,"it's not too much, only about $85."
+1181,"it's not too much, only about $85.",plus installation?
+1182,plus installation?,"no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace."
+1183,"no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.",really?
+1184,really?,"yes, it's just a couple of screws."
+1185,"yes, it's just a couple of screws.",that's nice.
+1186,that's nice.,it's a lot better than paying someone $60.
+1187,it's a lot better than paying someone $60.,"if my hard drive crashes, i'll just call you."
+1188,what's your email address?,it's bluedog123.
+1189,it's bluedog123.,bluedog123. are you sure that's all?
+1190,bluedog123. are you sure that's all?,yes.
+1191,yes.,no. that's incomplete.
+1192,no. that's incomplete.,what do you mean?
+1193,what do you mean?,what's your mailing address?
+1194,what's your mailing address?,"456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170."
+1195,"456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.",that's correct.
+1196,that's correct.,so what's the problem?
+1197,so what's the problem?,"bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code."
+1198,"bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.","oh, i get it. my email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com."
+1199,i'm going to take a nap.,you should unplug the phone.
+1200,you should unplug the phone.,that's a good idea.
+1201,that's a good idea.,do you want me to wake you in an hour?
+1202,do you want me to wake you in an hour?,"no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up."
+1203,"no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.",i'll start dinner at 6:00.
+1204,i'll start dinner at 6:00.,okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
+1205,okay. i think i'll be awake by then.,"if not, your nose will wake you up."
+1206,"if not, your nose will wake you up.",you mean i will smell the food cooking?
+1207,you mean i will smell the food cooking?,you might even dream about dinner.
+1208,you might even dream about dinner.,i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
+1209,i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.,have a nice nap.
+1210,that was a nice funeral.,"yes, dad, it was."
+1211,"yes, dad, it was.",the son gave a nice speech about his father.
+1212,the son gave a nice speech about his father.,"it was long, too."
+1213,"it was long, too.",i think it was about 45 minutes long.
+1214,i think it was about 45 minutes long.,but it went by fast. it was interesting.
+1215,but it went by fast. it was interesting.,i liked it.
+1216,i liked it.,"i'll give you a speech like that, too."
+1217,"i'll give you a speech like that, too.",do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
+1218,do you think anyone will come to my funeral?,of course.
+1219,of course.,i think only the family will be there.
+1220,i think only the family will be there.,"you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!"
+1221,yikes! what was that noise?,i had to blow my nose.
+1222,i had to blow my nose.,did you have to blow right next to the phone?
+1223,did you have to blow right next to the phone?,did you hear that?
+1224,did you hear that?,of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
+1225,of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.,it wasn't that loud.
+1226,it wasn't that loud.,"i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see."
+1227,"i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.",okay. i'll take your word for it.
+1228,okay. i'll take your word for it.,i thought you had an elephant in your house.
+1229,i thought you had an elephant in your house.,you're funny.
+1230,you're funny.,what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
+1231,what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.,i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back.
+1232,i have lots of friends.,really? how many do you have?
+1233,really? how many do you have?,"i don't know, maybe one hundred."
+1234,"i don't know, maybe one hundred.",that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
+1235,that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?,of course. i have lots of best friends.
+1236,of course. i have lots of best friends.,how many best friends do you have?
+1237,how many best friends do you have?,i think about twenty-five.
+1238,i think about twenty-five.,hmm. i have only one best friend.
+1239,hmm. i have only one best friend.,i feel sorry for you.
+1240,i feel sorry for you.,i have only a few friends.
+1241,i have only a few friends.,you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
+1242,you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.,that's very nice of you.
+1243,don't you ever cheat on me.,why would i do that?
+1244,why would i do that?,because men like to cheat.
+1245,because men like to cheat.,"some men do, but not me."
+1246,"some men do, but not me.",i'm watching you.
+1247,i'm watching you.,i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
+1248,i'm an open book. watch me all you want.,"if i catch you, you'll be sorry."
+1249,"if i catch you, you'll be sorry.","you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater."
+1250,"you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.",i will poke your eyes out. 
+1251,i will poke your eyes out. ,i don't want any other woman.
+1252,i don't want any other woman.,"i will chop your toes off, one by one."
+1253,"i will chop your toes off, one by one.","honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it."
+1254,i hate to go outside.,me too.
+1255,me too.,why do you hate to go outside?
+1256,why do you hate to go outside?,i meet too many jerks.
+1257,i meet too many jerks.,i agree.
+1258,i agree.,this city is full of jerks.
+1259,this city is full of jerks.,rude people are everywhere.
+1260,rude people are everywhere.,but what can you do?
+1261,but what can you do?,you can yell at them.
+1262,you can yell at them.,and they will yell back at you.
+1263,and they will yell back at you.,yelling doesn't do any good.
+1264,yelling doesn't do any good.,no. the best thing to do is just stay home.
+1265,will you look at this form?,are you having problems with it?
+1266,are you having problems with it?,i don't understand some things.
+1267,i don't understand some things.,let me help you.
+1268,let me help you.,"what does ""mi"" mean?"
+1269,"what does ""mi"" mean?","""mi"" stands for middle initial."
+1270,"""mi"" stands for middle initial.","what does ""mm/dd/yy"" mean?"
+1271,"what does ""mm/dd/yy"" mean?",that means month/day/year. use numbers.
+1272,that means month/day/year. use numbers.,i don't understand.
+1273,i don't understand.,"for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87."
+1274,"for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.",oh. that's simple enough.
+1275,oh. that's simple enough.,"always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely."
+1276,let's go to the animal shelter.,what do you want to do?
+1277,what do you want to do?,i want to get a puppy for my son.
+1278,i want to get a puppy for my son.,that will make him so happy.
+1279,that will make him so happy.,i'll get him one of those little dogs.
+1280,i'll get him one of those little dogs.,one that won't grow up too big.
+1281,one that won't grow up too big.,and eat too much.
+1282,and eat too much.,do you know which one he would like?
+1283,do you know which one he would like?,"oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked."
+1284,"oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.",i bet you had to drag him away.
+1285,i bet you had to drag him away.,he wanted to take it home yesterday.
+1286,he wanted to take it home yesterday.,i wonder what he'll name it.
+1287,what's the weather like?,i don't know. i just woke up.
+1288,i don't know. i just woke up.,why don't you look outside?
+1289,why don't you look outside?,okay. it looks like rain.
+1290,okay. it looks like rain.,why do you say that?
+1291,why do you say that?,the sky is gray.
+1292,the sky is gray.,is it raining right now?
+1293,is it raining right now?,no.
+1294,no.,how do you know?
+1295,how do you know?,the street isn't wet.
+1296,the street isn't wet.,i have to go shopping today.
+1297,i have to go shopping today.,you'd better take an umbrella.
+1298,i can't believe how hot it is.,it's not even noon yet.
+1299,it's not even noon yet.,that means it will get hotter.
+1300,that means it will get hotter.,i am dying from the heat.
+1301,i am dying from the heat.,turn on the air conditioner.
+1302,turn on the air conditioner.,it doesn't work.
+1303,it doesn't work.,what happened?
+1304,what happened?,i don't know.
+1305,i don't know.,did you call the repairman?
+1306,did you call the repairman?,of course.
+1307,of course.,when is he coming?
+1308,when is he coming?,he's busy. he said next week.
+1309,i'll be glad when winter comes.,why is that?
+1310,why is that?,because i love the snow.
+1311,because i love the snow.,"yes, the snow is fun."
+1312,"yes, the snow is fun.",last year we made a big snowman.
+1313,last year we made a big snowman.,how big was it?
+1314,how big was it?,it was seven feet tall.
+1315,it was seven feet tall.,how long did it take?
+1316,how long did it take?,it took us all day.
+1317,it took us all day.,did you give him a nose?
+1318,did you give him a nose?,of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.
+1319,of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.,let me help you make one this year.
+1320,i'm going to the bank.,what do you need to do?
+1321,what do you need to do?,i need to withdraw some money.
+1322,i need to withdraw some money.,how are you going to do that?
+1323,how are you going to do that?,i'll just use the atm.
+1324,i'll just use the atm.,what's that?
+1325,what's that?,it's the automatic teller machine.
+1326,it's the automatic teller machine.,it gives you money?
+1327,it gives you money?,i just insert my debit card into the machine.
+1328,i just insert my debit card into the machine.,and it gives you money?
+1329,and it gives you money?,"well, it gives me money, but it's my own money."
+1330,"well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.",oh. what good is that? i thought it gave you free money.
+1331,did you put the blue bin out on the street?,"oh, no. i forgot."
+1332,"oh, no. i forgot.","well, you'd better take it out front."
+1333,"well, you'd better take it out front.",what time does the recycle truck come by?
+1334,what time does the recycle truck come by?,"it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow."
+1335,"it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.",i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.
+1336,i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.,"oh, no, you don't."
+1337,"oh, no, you don't.",what do you mean?
+1338,what do you mean?,every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.
+1339,every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.,do you think i'll forget to do it?
+1340,do you think i'll forget to do it?,"you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it."
+1341,"you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.","okay, i'll take it out front right now."
+1342,are you ready?,ready for what?
+1343,ready for what?,ready for the big switch.
+1344,ready for the big switch.,what are you talking about?
+1345,what are you talking about?,the nation is switching to digital tv.
+1346,the nation is switching to digital tv.,oh. of course i'm ready.
+1347,oh. of course i'm ready.,did you buy the converter?
+1348,did you buy the converter?,"no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv."
+1349,"no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.",how much was that?
+1350,how much was that?,it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.
+1351,it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.,does it pick up any digital channels?
+1352,does it pick up any digital channels?,"oh, yes. i get six korean channels but nothing in english!"
+1353,people are funny.,they sure are.
+1354,they sure are.,did you hear about the pilot?
+1355,did you hear about the pilot?,the one that stole a small plane?
+1356,the one that stole a small plane?,"yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s."
+1357,"yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.",did they catch him?
+1358,did they catch him?,"yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway."
+1359,"yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.",did he crash?
+1360,did he crash?,"no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant."
+1361,"no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.",did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?
+1362,did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?,his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
+1363,his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.,poor guy.
+1364,the police need our help finding a robber.,how do you know?
+1365,how do you know?,the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.
+1366,the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.,do they know what the robber looks like?
+1367,do they know what the robber looks like?,"yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old."
+1368,"yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.",what race is he?
+1369,what race is he?,they didn't say.
+1370,they didn't say.,the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.
+1371,the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.,of course not. that would be racist.
+1372,of course not. that would be racist.,but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?
+1373,but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?,don't ask me.
+1374,don't ask me.,"then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist."
+1375,don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.,but i don't have a tissue.
+1376,but i don't have a tissue.,then go find a tissue in the bathroom.
+1377,then go find a tissue in the bathroom.,i didn't have time to get one from there.
+1378,i didn't have time to get one from there.,your sleeves are not tissues.
+1379,your sleeves are not tissues.,"but mom, all my friends use their sleeves."
+1380,"but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.",that doesn't make it right.
+1381,that doesn't make it right.,i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.
+1382,i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.,i will talk to your father about that.
+1383,i will talk to your father about that.,i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.
+1384,i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.,your daddy was a good little boy.
+1385,your daddy was a good little boy.,"how do you know? were you his mommy, too?"
+1386,i'm worried.,worried about what?
+1387,worried about what?,i'm getting married.
+1388,i'm getting married.,"you should be happy, not worried."
+1389,"you should be happy, not worried.","i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility."
+1390,"i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.","yes, you have to take care of your wife."
+1391,"yes, you have to take care of your wife.",and i have to take care of our children.
+1392,and i have to take care of our children.,are you going to start a family?
+1393,are you going to start a family?,yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.
+1394,yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.,that sounds wonderful.
+1395,that sounds wonderful.,except we can't afford it!
+1396,except we can't afford it!,no wonder you're worried.
+1397,i don't get art.,or artists.
+1398,or artists.,they're in a different world.
+1399,they're in a different world.,i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
+1400,i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.,the artist said the jar was both full and empty.
+1401,the artist said the jar was both full and empty.,but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?
+1402,but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?,artists see things differently.
+1403,artists see things differently.,did you ever see anything that picasso painted?
+1404,did you ever see anything that picasso painted?,of course! he's world famous.
+1405,of course! he's world famous.,did he ever take art lessons?
+1406,did he ever take art lessons?,i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.
+1407,i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.,where are they? maybe they are worth millions.
+1408,what's the point?,the point of what?
+1409,the point of what?,of living.
+1410,of living.,"who knows? you live, and then you die."
+1411,"who knows? you live, and then you die.",we must be here for some reason.
+1412,we must be here for some reason.,maybe we're here to have fun.
+1413,maybe we're here to have fun.,then why aren't i having fun?
+1414,then why aren't i having fun?,because you're thinking too much.
+1415,because you're thinking too much.,so i should stop thinking?
+1416,so i should stop thinking?,stop thinking about what the point is.
+1417,stop thinking about what the point is.,okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.
+1418,okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.,just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.
+1419,beer is a powerful drug.,so are cigarettes.
+1420,so are cigarettes.,which would you prefer?
+1421,which would you prefer?,what do you mean?
+1422,what do you mean?,"when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes."
+1423,"when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.",i could pick only one or the other?
+1424,i could pick only one or the other?,"yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven."
+1425,"yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.","boy, that's a tough one."
+1426,"boy, that's a tough one.","what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes."
+1427,"what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.",but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
+1428,but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.,"well, you can't have everything."
+1429,"well, you can't have everything.",i don't think i want to go to your heaven.
+1430,my pants have a hole in the front pocket.,you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
+1431,you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.,yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
+1432,yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.,lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
+1433,lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.,who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
+1434,who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?,"criminals, of course."
+1435,"criminals, of course.","anyway, i have to fix the hole."
+1436,"anyway, i have to fix the hole.",you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
+1437,you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.,tell me about this patch.
+1438,tell me about this patch.,the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
+1439,the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.,that sounds a lot easier than sewing.
+1440,that sounds a lot easier than sewing.,"it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off."
+1441,do you know any good jokes?,i can't remember jokes.
+1442,i can't remember jokes.,neither can i.
+1443,neither can i.,they go in one ear and out the other.
+1444,they go in one ear and out the other.,who makes up all these jokes?
+1445,who makes up all these jokes?,who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.
+1446,who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.,"yes, just in english alone."
+1447,"yes, just in english alone.",i wonder if every language has jokes.
+1448,i wonder if every language has jokes.,of course! people everywhere like good jokes.
+1449,of course! people everywhere like good jokes.,what do you think people joke about the most?
+1450,what do you think people joke about the most?,i think most jokes are about women.
+1451,i think most jokes are about women.,"oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!"
+1452,you're very lucky.,why do you say that?
+1453,why do you say that?,you speak two languages.
+1454,you speak two languages.,"well, my english isn't perfect."
+1455,"well, my english isn't perfect.",no one speaks perfect english.
+1456,no one speaks perfect english.,maybe i will be the first!
+1457,maybe i will be the first!,i've been thinking about learning spanish.
+1458,i've been thinking about learning spanish.,spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.
+1459,spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.,how long will it take me to learn?
+1460,how long will it take me to learn?,i think it will only take you a year or two.
+1461,i think it will only take you a year or two.,how soon can we begin?
+1462,how soon can we begin?,ahora! that means right now.
+1463,do you know what today is?,"yes, it's april 22."
+1464,"yes, it's april 22.",it's more than just a date.
+1465,it's more than just a date.,is it your birthday or anniversary?
+1466,is it your birthday or anniversary?,"no, it's earth day."
+1467,"no, it's earth day.",what's that?
+1468,what's that?,it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
+1469,it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.,"oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?"
+1470,"oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?","yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags."
+1471,"yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.",how about if i take shorter showers?
+1472,how about if i take shorter showers?,"that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water."
+1473,"that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.",from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.
+1474,poetry sucks.,i don't know anyone who likes it.
+1475,i don't know anyone who likes it.,"some of it is okay, i guess."
+1476,"some of it is okay, i guess.","yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember."
+1477,"yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.","like ""one, two, buckle my shoe."""
+1478,"like ""one, two, buckle my shoe.""",but people still write poems.
+1479,but people still write poems.,no one makes any money at it.
+1480,no one makes any money at it.,shakespeare was a poet.
+1481,shakespeare was a poet.,did he get rich from his poetry?
+1482,did he get rich from his poetry?,probably not.
+1483,probably not.,poems are a little bit like songs.
+1484,poems are a little bit like songs.,"yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too."
+1485,how smart are you?,i don't know. i think i'm average.
+1486,i don't know. i think i'm average.,did you ever take an iq test?
+1487,did you ever take an iq test?,"no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school."
+1488,"no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.",i wish i was really smart.
+1489,i wish i was really smart.,don't be ridiculous.
+1490,don't be ridiculous.,what do you mean?
+1491,what do you mean?,"if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous."
+1492,"if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.",don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
+1493,don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?,it must be very lonely.
+1494,it must be very lonely.,why's that?
+1495,why's that?,"because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying."
+1496,i missed the tv news last night. what was on?,nothing that would pass as news.
+1497,nothing that would pass as news.,what's the weather going to be like this weekend?
+1498,what's the weather going to be like this weekend?,"i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels."
+1499,"i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.",what was the lead story on the news?
+1500,what was the lead story on the news?,some actress was in court for driving without a license.
+1501,some actress was in court for driving without a license.,what was the second story?
+1502,what was the second story?,some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.
+1503,some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.,what was the third story?
+1504,what was the third story?,a bull chased a man in a supermarket.
+1505,a bull chased a man in a supermarket.,wasn't there anything about octo-mom?
+1506,wasn't there anything about octo-mom?,of course. she's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.
+1507,what are you going to do about your death?,"well, mostly i'll try to avoid it."
+1508,"well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.","i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?"
+1509,"i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?",my wife and i will be cremated.
+1510,my wife and i will be cremated.,are you going to be buried next to each other?
+1511,are you going to be buried next to each other?,"oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean."
+1512,"oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.",you're not going to be buried?
+1513,you're not going to be buried?,a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.
+1514,a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.,"yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you."
+1515,"yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.",children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.
+1516,children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.,"that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people."
+1517,"that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.",we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.
+1518,did you wipe your feet? ,"yes, of course i wiped my feet."
+1519,"yes, of course i wiped my feet.",then why is there mud on the carpet?
+1520,then why is there mud on the carpet?,i don't know. it's not my mud.
+1521,i don't know. it's not my mud.,"well, someone brought it into the house."
+1522,"well, someone brought it into the house.",look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.
+1523,look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.,of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.
+1524,of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.,"okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner."
+1525,"okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.",don't vacuum it now.
+1526,don't vacuum it now.,don't you want me to clean up the mud?
+1527,don't you want me to clean up the mud?,wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.
+1528,wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.,next time i will be more careful.
+1529,what are you getting for your mom?,what are you talking about?
+1530,what are you talking about?,sunday is mother's day.
+1531,sunday is mother's day.,this sunday?
+1532,this sunday?,of course. it's all over the news.
+1533,of course. it's all over the news.,i thought it was next sunday.
+1534,i thought it was next sunday.,"well, you'd better get her something."
+1535,"well, you'd better get her something.",i'll get her a nice card.
+1536,i'll get her a nice card.,is that it?
+1537,is that it?,yes. that's all i ever give her.
+1538,yes. that's all i ever give her.,"she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?"
+1539,"she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?",it's okay. she knows that i love her.
+1540,i don't like our flag.,what's the matter with it?
+1541,what's the matter with it?,it's too much like other flags.
+1542,it's too much like other flags.,"yes, a lot of flags have stripes."
+1543,"yes, a lot of flags have stripes.",a flag should be pretty.
+1544,a flag should be pretty.,what should our flag look like?
+1545,what should our flag look like?,it should have a pretty woman on it.
+1546,it should have a pretty woman on it.,that's ridiculous!
+1547,that's ridiculous!,you don't like pretty women?
+1548,you don't like pretty women?,of course i do. but not on our flag!
+1549,of course i do. but not on our flag!,every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
+1550,every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.,you can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!
+1551,i had a busy morning.,what did you do?
+1552,what did you do?,i watered all the plants.
+1553,i watered all the plants.,you have a lot of plants.
+1554,you have a lot of plants.,then i did my laundry.
+1555,then i did my laundry.,that takes some time.
+1556,that takes some time.,i took the dog for a walk.
+1557,i took the dog for a walk.,i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.
+1558,i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.,i vacuumed the entire house.
+1559,i vacuumed the entire house.,that's a lot of work.
+1560,that's a lot of work.,and then i made lunch.
+1561,and then i made lunch.,i'll bet you were hungry!
+1562,i don't have long distance service with my home phone.,so how do you make long distance calls?
+1563,so how do you make long distance calls?,i use a calling card.
+1564,i use a calling card.,where do you get that?
+1565,where do you get that?,i buy it at the dollar store.
+1566,i buy it at the dollar store.,how much is it?
+1567,how much is it?,it's one dollar for 100 minutes.
+1568,it's one dollar for 100 minutes.,that's only a penny a minute!
+1569,that's only a penny a minute!,it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.
+1570,it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.,how many?
+1571,how many?,"first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers."
+1572,"first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.",yikes. i think i'll keep my long distance service.
+1573,do you go to college?,"yes, i do."
+1574,"yes, i do.",what college do you go to?
+1575,what college do you go to?,i go to pasadena city college.
+1576,i go to pasadena city college.,do you like it?
+1577,do you like it?,"oh, yes, i really like it."
+1578,"oh, yes, i really like it.",why do you like it?
+1579,why do you like it?,because it has great teachers.
+1580,because it has great teachers.,what else?
+1581,what else?,"i like all my classmates, too."
+1582,"i like all my classmates, too.",anything else?
+1583,anything else?,yes. it's not expensive!
+1584,i lost my new pen.,where did you lose it?
+1585,where did you lose it?,i don't know.
+1586,i don't know.,when did you lose it?
+1587,when did you lose it?,i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.
+1588,i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.,did you check all your pockets?
+1589,did you check all your pockets?,i checked all my pockets.
+1590,i checked all my pockets.,did you look in your desk?
+1591,did you look in your desk?,"yes. it isn't there, either."
+1592,"yes. it isn't there, either.",it's probably around somewhere.
+1593,it's probably around somewhere.,"oh, well, it only cost me a dollar."
+1594,"oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.",only a dollar? don't even look for it.
+1595,gravity is very important.,what is gravity?
+1596,what is gravity?,it's the force that pulls everything down.
+1597,it's the force that pulls everything down.,i don't understand.
+1598,i don't understand.,"if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass."
+1599,"if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.",of course it does.
+1600,of course it does.,"without gravity, the water would go up."
+1601,"without gravity, the water would go up.",you're joking.
+1602,you're joking.,"without gravity, you would go up."
+1603,"without gravity, you would go up.",what do you mean?
+1604,what do you mean?,you would float into the sky like a balloon.
+1605,you would float into the sky like a balloon.,that would be fun!
+1606,i can't read my book.,turn on the light.
+1607,turn on the light.,the light is on.
+1608,the light is on.,open the book.
+1609,open the book.,the book is open.
+1610,the book is open.,see an eye doctor.
+1611,see an eye doctor.,that's what i need to do.
+1612,that's what i need to do.,he'll give you a prescription for glasses.
+1613,he'll give you a prescription for glasses.,i'll make an appointment tomorrow.
+1614,i'll make an appointment tomorrow.,i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.
+1615,i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.,read the phone number to me.
+1616,read the phone number to me.,"i'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too."
+1617,what do you need for school?,i need pencils.
+1618,i need pencils.,anything else?
+1619,anything else?,i need a notebook.
+1620,i need a notebook.,do you need a pen?
+1621,do you need a pen?,no. i already have a pen.
+1622,no. i already have a pen.,do you need a calculator?
+1623,do you need a calculator?,no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.
+1624,no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.,how about a dictionary?
+1625,how about a dictionary?,"no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom."
+1626,"no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.","well, i guess that's it."
+1627,"well, i guess that's it.","yes, that's all i need for now."
+1628,i like this magazine.,so do i.
+1629,so do i.,"i read it once, and i subscribed."
+1630,"i read it once, and i subscribed.",it gives you all the news.
+1631,it gives you all the news.,all the news in only 50 pages.
+1632,all the news in only 50 pages.,i like the political cartoons.
+1633,i like the political cartoons.,i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.
+1634,i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.,i always read the film reviews.
+1635,i always read the film reviews.,i never miss the food and drink section.
+1636,i never miss the food and drink section.,i gave a subscription to my parents.
+1637,i gave a subscription to my parents.,me too. they canceled their other news magazines.
+1638,me too. they canceled their other news magazines.,so did mine!
+1639,my pen is out of ink.,shake it a couple of times.
+1640,shake it a couple of times.,i shook it. there is no more ink.
+1641,i shook it. there is no more ink.,you can borrow mine.
+1642,you can borrow mine.,thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.
+1643,thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.,what were you doing?
+1644,what were you doing?,i was writing a letter.
+1645,i was writing a letter.,who were you writing to?
+1646,who were you writing to?,it's to my mom.
+1647,it's to my mom.,tell her i said hello.
+1648,tell her i said hello.,okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.
+1649,okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.,take your time.
+1650,have you done your homework?,not yet.
+1651,not yet.,then why are you watching tv?
+1652,then why are you watching tv?,this is my favorite show.
+1653,this is my favorite show.,go do your homework.
+1654,go do your homework.,"but, mom!"
+1655,"but, mom!",you can watch tv after you do your homework.
+1656,you can watch tv after you do your homework.,but the show will be over.
+1657,but the show will be over.,there will be another show next week.
+1658,there will be another show next week.,please?
+1659,please?,you know the rules.
+1660,you know the rules.,i hate the rules! i can't wait till i grow up.
+1661,i can't wait until i graduate.,me too.
+1662,me too.,no more homework.
+1663,no more homework.,i hate homework.
+1664,i hate homework.,are you going to college?
+1665,are you going to college?,i can't afford it.
+1666,i can't afford it.,me neither.
+1667,me neither.,so what are you going to do?
+1668,so what are you going to do?,i'm joining the army.
+1669,i'm joining the army.,you're kidding. you might get killed.
+1670,you're kidding. you might get killed.,"i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college."
+1671,"i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.",that's not a bad idea.
+1672,what is your major?,english.
+1673,english.,what are you going to do with an english major?
+1674,what are you going to do with an english major?,i'm going to be a teacher.
+1675,i'm going to be a teacher.,high school or middle school?
+1676,high school or middle school?,high school.
+1677,high school.,i teach high school english.
+1678,i teach high school english.,i didn't know that.
+1679,i didn't know that.,i started teaching five years ago.
+1680,i started teaching five years ago.,how do you like it?
+1681,how do you like it?,do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.
+1682,do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.,maybe i'll teach middle school.
+1683,parking at school is impossible.,i'll say.
+1684,i'll say.,i drove around for half an hour.
+1685,i drove around for half an hour.,did you find a spot?
+1686,did you find a spot?,"i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me."
+1687,"i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.",did you yell at them?
+1688,did you yell at them?,"yes, i did."
+1689,"yes, i did.",and?
+1690,and?,and he yelled back at me.
+1691,and he yelled back at me.,how rude.
+1692,how rude.,but i got lucky a few minutes later.
+1693,but i got lucky a few minutes later.,you have to be lucky to find a parking space.
+1694,this is a huge library.,"yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space."
+1695,"yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.",and lots of books.
+1696,and lots of books.,and lots of thieves.
+1697,and lots of thieves.,what do you mean?
+1698,what do you mean?,"i mean, keep your belongings close to you."
+1699,"i mean, keep your belongings close to you.",the only thing in my backpack is used books.
+1700,the only thing in my backpack is used books.,but thieves don't know that.
+1701,but thieves don't know that.,they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
+1702,they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.,now you're thinking.
+1703,now you're thinking.,you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
+1704,you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.,not even a church is safe from thieves.
+1705,how good is your math?,i can add two and two.
+1706,i can add two and two.,so you're not very good at math?
+1707,so you're not very good at math?,i'm terrible at math.
+1708,i'm terrible at math.,"well, i need some help."
+1709,"well, i need some help.",with what?
+1710,with what?,i'm taking a math course in school.
+1711,i'm taking a math course in school.,"well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help."
+1712,"well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.",i can't do that.
+1713,i can't do that.,why not?
+1714,why not?,they might think i'm stupid.
+1715,they might think i'm stupid.,they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you.
+1716,do you believe in god?,of course.
+1717,of course.,do you pray to god?
+1718,do you pray to god?,occasionally.
+1719,occasionally.,when's that?
+1720,when's that?,when i need something.
+1721,when i need something.,like what?
+1722,like what?,"well, if i have a big test at school."
+1723,"well, if i have a big test at school.",does god answer your prayers?
+1724,does god answer your prayers?,"yes, i've passed all my tests."
+1725,"yes, i've passed all my tests.",do you ever pray for money?
+1726,do you ever pray for money?,not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school.
+1727,the cops finally found the husband.,what husband?
+1728,what husband?,the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
+1729,the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.,"oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital."
+1730,"oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.",the husband said he tried to help the boy.
+1731,the husband said he tried to help the boy.,"yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car."
+1732,"yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.","no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street."
+1733,"no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.",so what? they still drove off.
+1734,so what? they still drove off.,the husband said a fire department was nearby.
+1735,the husband said a fire department was nearby.,so what? did he dial 911?
+1736,so what? did he dial 911?,"he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it."
+1737,"he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.","he didn't get around to turning himself in, either."
+1738,i don't like riding the bus.,why not?
+1739,why not?,the seats and windows are dirty.
+1740,the seats and windows are dirty.,don't they clean the bus every night?
+1741,don't they clean the bus every night?,i think they do.
+1742,i think they do.,you should bring some wipes with you.
+1743,you should bring some wipes with you.,that's a good idea.
+1744,that's a good idea.,then you can wipe your seat and window.
+1745,then you can wipe your seat and window.,people will think i'm strange.
+1746,people will think i'm strange.,who cares? everyone is strange.
+1747,who cares? everyone is strange.,that's for sure.
+1748,that's for sure.,don't worry about what people think.
+1749,i don't like riding the bus.,why not?
+1750,why not?,"number one, it's too slow."
+1751,"number one, it's too slow.",you're right. a car is faster.
+1752,you're right. a car is faster.,"number two, it's usually late."
+1753,"number two, it's usually late.",you're right. the buses are never on time.
+1754,you're right. the buses are never on time.,"number three, it doesn't run 24 hours."
+1755,"number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.",you're right. buses don't run late at night.
+1756,you're right. buses don't run late at night.,"number four, it's too crowded."
+1757,"number four, it's too crowded.",you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
+1758,you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.,"number five, it's unsafe."
+1759,"number five, it's unsafe.",you're right. bad guys might rob you.
+1760,we had a problem at school.,what was the problem?
+1761,what was the problem?,someone cut the tires.
+1762,someone cut the tires.,what tires?
+1763,what tires?,the tires on the cars.
+1764,the tires on the cars.,where were the cars?
+1765,where were the cars?,they were in the student parking lot.
+1766,they were in the student parking lot.,how many tires were cut?
+1767,how many tires were cut?,one or two tires were cut on each car.
+1768,one or two tires were cut on each car.,how many cars?
+1769,how many cars?,eleven cars.
+1770,eleven cars.,that's terrible. i hope they catch the person.
+1771,life isn't fair.,it sure isn't.
+1772,it sure isn't.,i got a ticket yesterday.
+1773,i got a ticket yesterday.,what for?
+1774,what for?,i was crossing the street.
+1775,i was crossing the street.,were you in a crosswalk?
+1776,were you in a crosswalk?,"yes, but the red hand was blinking."
+1777,"yes, but the red hand was blinking.",so? that's a ticket?
+1778,so? that's a ticket?,"yes, it's a $140 ticket."
+1779,"yes, it's a $140 ticket.",that's not right!
+1780,that's not right!,"when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking."
+1781,"when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.",you need to walk faster.
+1782,you're driving too fast.,why do you say that?
+1783,why do you say that?,the speed limit is 65.
+1784,the speed limit is 65.,i know that.
+1785,i know that.,but you're doing 75.
+1786,but you're doing 75.,so is everyone else.
+1787,so is everyone else.,but a cop might stop you.
+1788,but a cop might stop you.,"no, he won't. some cars are doing 85."
+1789,"no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.",so the cop will stop those cars?
+1790,so the cop will stop those cars?,of course. he stops the fastest cars.
+1791,of course. he stops the fastest cars.,my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
+1792,my friend got a ticket for doing 75.,your friend was unlucky.
+1793,remember to put air in your tires.,how often do i have to do that?
+1794,how often do i have to do that?,once every two months.
+1795,once every two months.,that's a lot.
+1796,that's a lot.,what do you mean?
+1797,what do you mean?,that's six times a year!
+1798,that's six times a year!,"yes, and it takes about five minutes each time."
+1799,"yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.",i'll try.
+1800,i'll try.,check your tires or you'll get a flat.
+1801,check your tires or you'll get a flat.,oh. that's not good.
+1802,oh. that's not good.,"no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money."
+1803,"no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.",and i don't have either.
+1804,you're driving too fast.,i'm in a hurry.
+1805,i'm in a hurry.,don't ever be in a hurry.
+1806,don't ever be in a hurry.,it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.
+1807,it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.,that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.
+1808,that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.,"well, i meant to."
+1809,"well, i meant to.",don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.
+1810,don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.,why not?
+1811,why not?,because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.
+1812,because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.,how do you know that?
+1813,how do you know that?,i read a lot.
+1814,i read a lot.,i thought drunks caused most accidents.
+1815,let's go for a ride.,where are we going?
+1816,where are we going?,into the mountains.
+1817,into the mountains.,that sounds nice.
+1818,that sounds nice.,i want to show you my new car.
+1819,i want to show you my new car.,you bought a new car?
+1820,you bought a new car?,yes. i bought a cadillac.
+1821,yes. i bought a cadillac.,a luxury car.
+1822,a luxury car.,luxury plus speed.
+1823,luxury plus speed.,what are we waiting for?
+1824,what are we waiting for?,let me get the keys.
+1825,let me get the keys.,let me get my camera.
+1826,i have to go to the bathroom.,why didn't you go before we left?
+1827,why didn't you go before we left?,"i did, but i have to go again."
+1828,"i did, but i have to go again.","well, hold on a little longer."
+1829,"well, hold on a little longer.",i think i'm going to explode.
+1830,i think i'm going to explode.,just hold on.
+1831,just hold on.,oh! don't hit any more bumps!
+1832,oh! don't hit any more bumps!,we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.
+1833,we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.,i hope they are fast minutes.
+1834,i hope they are fast minutes.,think about something else. think about a hamburger.
+1835,think about something else. think about a hamburger.,"i'm thinking, but i still have to go."
+1836,"i'm thinking, but i still have to go.",it's the next exit. hold on!
+1837,where's the car?,what do you mean?
+1838,what do you mean?,the car isn't here.
+1839,the car isn't here.,where did you park it?
+1840,where did you park it?,i parked it right here.
+1841,i parked it right here.,are you sure?
+1842,are you sure?,yes. i remember this big tree.
+1843,yes. i remember this big tree.,maybe it's the wrong tree.
+1844,maybe it's the wrong tree.,"no, this is the tree."
+1845,"no, this is the tree.",did someone steal it?
+1846,did someone steal it?,i sure hope not.
+1847,i sure hope not.,maybe they towed it away.
+1848,look at this traffic.,i'd rather not.
+1849,i'd rather not.,it gets worse every year.
+1850,it gets worse every year.,why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.
+1851,why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.,the speed limit is 65!
+1852,the speed limit is 65!,"well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m."
+1853,"well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.",where are all these people going?
+1854,where are all these people going?,they're all asking the same question.
+1855,they're all asking the same question.,when are they going to fix this problem?
+1856,when are they going to fix this problem?,they said they need more money.
+1857,they said they need more money.,they always need more money.
+1858,they always need more money.,it'll get worse before it gets better.
+1859,did you see that car?,"yes, he went through the red light."
+1860,"yes, he went through the red light.",can we call the police?
+1861,can we call the police?,"no, the police don't care."
+1862,"no, the police don't care.",why not?
+1863,why not?,they have to see it happen.
+1864,they have to see it happen.,they don't believe us?
+1865,they don't believe us?,no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.
+1866,no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.,"so, what do we do?"
+1867,"so, what do we do?",we don't do anything.
+1868,we don't do anything.,maybe we should honk the horn next time.
+1869,maybe we should honk the horn next time.,the driver will just honk back at us.
+1870,my car is dirty.,why don't you wash it?
+1871,why don't you wash it?,that's what i'm going to do.
+1872,that's what i'm going to do.,are you going to wash it yourself?
+1873,are you going to wash it yourself?,of course. it's not a hard job.
+1874,of course. it's not a hard job.,i'll help you.
+1875,i'll help you.,"okay, i'll get a bucket."
+1876,"okay, i'll get a bucket.",i'll rinse the car first.
+1877,i'll rinse the car first.,then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.
+1878,then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.,"after that, we can dry it with a towel."
+1879,"after that, we can dry it with a towel.",then it will look like new
+1880,then it will look like new,and you save $10.
+1881,it sure is windy today.,paper is flying everywhere.
+1882,paper is flying everywhere.,this wind is dangerous for drivers.
+1883,this wind is dangerous for drivers.,especially for drivers of big trucks.
+1884,especially for drivers of big trucks.,the wind blows those trucks over.
+1885,the wind blows those trucks over.,"it blows trees over, too."
+1886,"it blows trees over, too.",a tree fell onto my dad's car.
+1887,a tree fell onto my dad's car.,was there much damage?
+1888,was there much damage?,my dad had to buy a new car.
+1889,my dad had to buy a new car.,wow! that's terrible.
+1890,wow! that's terrible.,never park your car under a tree.
+1891,never park your car under a tree.,"the wind will get you, or the birds will get you."
+1892,when are we going to stop?,we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.
+1893,we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.,how far away is that?
+1894,how far away is that?,i think we'll be there in half an hour.
+1895,i think we'll be there in half an hour.,i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.
+1896,i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.,"well, i can always pull over."
+1897,"well, i can always pull over.","no, thank you, i'll just wait."
+1898,"no, thank you, i'll just wait.",we can kill two birds with one stone.
+1899,we can kill two birds with one stone.,what do you mean?
+1900,what do you mean?,"while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food."
+1901,"while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.",don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
+1902,don't order for me. i'm not hungry.,"i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours."
+1903,this is such a long light.,look how many cars are waiting in line.
+1904,look how many cars are waiting in line.,they need a left-turn arrow.
+1905,they need a left-turn arrow.,only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
+1906,only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.,we'll be here forever.
+1907,we'll be here forever.,get out of this lane.
+1908,get out of this lane.,but we need to turn left.
+1909,but we need to turn left.,forget it. go straight.
+1910,forget it. go straight.,then what?
+1911,then what?,then we'll just make a u-turn.
+1912,then we'll just make a u-turn.,and then we can turn right at the light.
+1913,and then we can turn right at the light.,good idea. it will be so much quicker.
+1914,i need a cheap car.,how much money do you have?
+1915,how much money do you have?,"$1,000.00 "
+1916,"$1,000.00 ","well, that should get you something."
+1917,"well, that should get you something.",but i need something that's reliable.
+1918,but i need something that's reliable.,you need a car with low mileage.
+1919,you need a car with low mileage.,a car that was owned by a little old lady.
+1920,a car that was owned by a little old lady.,where have you looked?
+1921,where have you looked?,i haven't looked anywhere yet.
+1922,i haven't looked anywhere yet.,why not?
+1923,why not?,because i'll never find one for such a low price.
+1924,because i'll never find one for such a low price.,you're right about that. keep saving your money.
+1925,"good afternoon, officer.","your driver's license and registration, please."
+1926,"your driver's license and registration, please.",here you go.
+1927,here you go.,do you know why i pulled you over?
+1928,do you know why i pulled you over?,i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
+1929,i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.,you rolled through that stop sign back there.
+1930,you rolled through that stop sign back there.,but i stopped!
+1931,but i stopped!,"no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop."
+1932,"no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.","well, nobody else does, so why should i?"
+1933,"well, nobody else does, so why should i?",that's not the attitude of a good driver.
+1934,that's not the attitude of a good driver.,but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
+1935,but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.,"well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day."
+1936,$140. i can't believe it.,what are you talking about?
+1937,what are you talking about?,i got a ticket downtown for $140.
+1938,i got a ticket downtown for $140.,were you speeding?
+1939,were you speeding?,"no, i was crossing the street."
+1940,"no, i was crossing the street.",were you jaywalking?
+1941,were you jaywalking?,"no, i was in the crosswalk."
+1942,"no, i was in the crosswalk.",so why did you get a ticket?
+1943,so why did you get a ticket?,the officer said the red hand was blinking.
+1944,the officer said the red hand was blinking.,was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
+1945,was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?,"no, the white walk sign was blinking."
+1946,"no, the white walk sign was blinking.",you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness.
+1947,they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.,who?
+1948,who?,two students from usc.
+1949,two students from usc.,what happened?
+1950,what happened?,"a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl."
+1951,"a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.",what happened to the other student?
+1952,what happened to the other student?,he landed on the hood of the car.
+1953,he landed on the hood of the car.,did he get off the hood?
+1954,did he get off the hood?,"no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood."
+1955,"no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.",i'll bet the car continued on its way.
+1956,i'll bet the car continued on its way.,of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
+1957,of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?,i hope they find them and put them in jail for life.
+1958,what happened to your car?,i got a dent in the parking lot.
+1959,i got a dent in the parking lot.,how did you get it?
+1960,how did you get it?,i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
+1961,i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.,those shopping carts are dangerous.
+1962,those shopping carts are dangerous.,especially the metal ones.
+1963,especially the metal ones.,i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
+1964,i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.,"that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store."
+1965,"that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.",did you save any money on the sale?
+1966,did you save any money on the sale?,"yes, i did. i saved about $50."
+1967,"yes, i did. i saved about $50.",that's great.
+1968,that's great.,"yes, except this dent will cost about $150."
+1969,"did you see ""titanic""?",yes. it is a great movie.
+1970,yes. it is a great movie.,i saw it twelve times.
+1971,i saw it twelve times.,i saw it eight times.
+1972,i saw it eight times.,i have the dvd.
+1973,i have the dvd.,so do i.
+1974,so do i.,let's go to your home.
+1975,let's go to your home.,we can watch my dvd.
+1976,we can watch my dvd.,and then we can go to my home.
+1977,and then we can go to my home.,and watch your dvd.
+1978,and watch your dvd.,i always cry at the end.
+1979,i always cry at the end.,me too. it's so sad.
+1980,let's play cards.,i don't know any card games.
+1981,i don't know any card games.,i'll teach you one.
+1982,i'll teach you one.,okay. what will you teach me?
+1983,okay. what will you teach me?,it's called poker.
+1984,it's called poker.,is it easy to learn?
+1985,is it easy to learn?,"yes, it will only take about 30 minutes."
+1986,"yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.",okay. teach me how to play.
+1987,okay. teach me how to play.,we each get five cards.
+1988,we each get five cards.,"oh, look. i have four tens."
+1989,"oh, look. i have four tens.","that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me."
+1990,"that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.","oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens."
+1991,i'm a good card player.,why is that?
+1992,why is that?,because i watch the other players.
+1993,because i watch the other players.,what do you mean?
+1994,what do you mean?,people will tell you if they have a good hand.
+1995,people will tell you if they have a good hand.,how do they do that?
+1996,how do they do that?,"for example, a friend of mine licks his lips."
+1997,"for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.","when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?"
+1998,"when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?","i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet."
+1999,"i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.",he never wins your money?
+2000,he never wins your money?,"nope, and it drives him crazy."
+2001,"nope, and it drives him crazy.",he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating.
+2002,"turn the radio down, please.",but i'm listening to it.
+2003,but i'm listening to it.,"well, listen to it more quietly."
+2004,"well, listen to it more quietly.",i can't wait till i grow up.
+2005,i can't wait till i grow up.,what will you do?
+2006,what will you do?,i will play the radio as loud as i want.
+2007,i will play the radio as loud as i want.,that's okay with me.
+2008,that's okay with me.,i will have a radio in every room of my house.
+2009,i will have a radio in every room of my house.,remind me to never visit you.
+2010,remind me to never visit you.,all the radios will be on extra loud.
+2011,all the radios will be on extra loud.,your neighbors will hate you.
+2012,your neighbors will hate you.,"if they don't like it, they can move."
+2013,i hope i win the lotto.,your chances are very small.
+2014,your chances are very small.,but you can't win if you don't play.
+2015,but you can't win if you don't play.,ha! you can't win if you do play.
+2016,ha! you can't win if you do play.,someone has to win.
+2017,someone has to win.,that's what everyone says.
+2018,that's what everyone says.,it might as well be me.
+2019,it might as well be me.,that's what everyone says.
+2020,that's what everyone says.,you're trying to tell me something.
+2021,you're trying to tell me something.,that didn't take long.
+2022,that didn't take long.,you think i should quit playing.
+2023,you think i should quit playing.,save your money for school.
+2024,what's on tv?,nothing much.
+2025,nothing much.,what about the baseball game?
+2026,what about the baseball game?,it got rained out.
+2027,it got rained out.,rained out?
+2028,rained out?,"yes, rained out."
+2029,"yes, rained out.",how could that be?
+2030,how could that be?,"well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm."
+2031,"well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.",i thought they were playing under a dome.
+2032,i thought they were playing under a dome.,the dome doesn't close.
+2033,the dome doesn't close.,why doesn't it close?
+2034,why doesn't it close?,who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season.
+2035,can i try your coffee?,sure. here you go.
+2036,sure. here you go.,"hmm, that's not bad."
+2037,"hmm, that's not bad.",there's nothing in it.
+2038,there's nothing in it.,what do you mean?
+2039,what do you mean?,"i mean, it's just coffee."
+2040,"i mean, it's just coffee.",i figured that.
+2041,i figured that.,it's not too bitter for you?
+2042,it's not too bitter for you?,"it's a little bitter, but it's okay."
+2043,"it's a little bitter, but it's okay.",there's no sugar or cream in it.
+2044,there's no sugar or cream in it.,"no, it's a taste you have to get used to."
+2045,"no, it's a taste you have to get used to.",sort of like beer.
+2046,let's take a walk.,what's the weather like?
+2047,what's the weather like?,let me step outside and see.
+2048,let me step outside and see.,"it's a little chilly, right?"
+2049,"it's a little chilly, right?","yes, it is."
+2050,"yes, it is.",i'll put on my cap.
+2051,i'll put on my cap.,"wear a jacket, too."
+2052,"wear a jacket, too.",i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
+2053,i wonder if i should bring my gloves.,"maybe you should, just in case it gets colder."
+2054,"maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.",i'll put a glove in each pocket.
+2055,i'll put a glove in each pocket.,we'll get warmer as we walk.
+2056,we'll get warmer as we walk.,"yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down."
+2057,look at the car chase on tv!,that driver is crazy.
+2058,that driver is crazy.,i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
+2059,i can't believe he hasn't crashed.,how fast is he going?
+2060,how fast is he going?,they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
+2061,they say he's going 80 miles per hour.,he's going to kill someone.
+2062,he's going to kill someone.,look! he just hit that car.
+2063,look! he just hit that car.,"oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets."
+2064,"oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.",now he's slowing down.
+2065,now he's slowing down.,maybe he ran out of gas.
+2066,maybe he ran out of gas.,look! he just got out of the car and started running.
+2067,look! he just got out of the car and started running.,i hope the police catch him.
+2068,tv news is so stupid.,they shouldn't even call it news.
+2069,they shouldn't even call it news.,last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
+2070,last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.,yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
+2071,yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.,last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
+2072,last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.,last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
+2073,last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.,the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
+2074,the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.,the sports guy shows us players fighting.
+2075,the sports guy shows us players fighting.,"they always tell us ""what's next."""
+2076,"they always tell us ""what's next.""","they always make ""what's next"" sound exciting, but it never is."
+2077,"they always make ""what's next"" sound exciting, but it never is.",it's more like news for kids.
+2078,it's more like news for kids.,they should have kid reporters.
+2079,i love my computer.,computers are so cool.
+2080,computers are so cool.,i love to go online.
+2081,i love to go online.,the internet is amazing.
+2082,the internet is amazing.,you can travel all over the world.
+2083,you can travel all over the world.,i know. i went to china yesterday.
+2084,i know. i went to china yesterday.,what did you do?
+2085,what did you do?,i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
+2086,i stood on the great wall and looked all around.,what was it like?
+2087,what was it like?,it was like the real thing.
+2088,it was like the real thing.,it was like being there?
+2089,it was like being there?,"yes, i felt like i was actually there."
+2090,the beatles are the best.,they are the best musical group ever.
+2091,they are the best musical group ever.,i love all their songs.
+2092,i love all their songs.,i don't know which one i like the best.
+2093,i don't know which one i like the best.,i like the ones i can sing along with.
+2094,i like the ones i can sing along with.,"so do i, like ""she loves you."""
+2095,"so do i, like ""she loves you.""","""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."""
+2096,"""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!...""","""Â…and you know you should be glad!"""
+2097,"""Â…and you know you should be glad!""",what a great song.
+2098,what a great song.,"how about ""let it be?"""
+2099,"how about ""let it be?""","oh, yes! ""let it be, let it beÂ…"""
+2100,"oh, yes! ""let it be, let it beÂ…""","""Â…there will be an answer, let it be!"""
+2101,let's go to a movie.,i'd rather not.
+2102,i'd rather not.,why not?
+2103,why not?,you know i don't like crowds.
+2104,you know i don't like crowds.,let's go to an early movie.
+2105,let's go to an early movie.,"okay, that won't be very crowded."
+2106,"okay, that won't be very crowded.",what would you like to see?
+2107,what would you like to see?,"oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out."
+2108,"oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.","well, i want to see ""the pursuit of happyness."""
+2109,"well, i want to see ""the pursuit of happyness.""",what have you heard about it?
+2110,what have you heard about it?,it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.
+2111,it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.,"well, i hope it has a happy ending."
+2112,what's your favorite thing to do?,i like to watch people.
+2113,i like to watch people.,that's your favorite thing to do?
+2114,that's your favorite thing to do?,"well, it's one of them."
+2115,"well, it's one of them.",where do you go to watch people?
+2116,where do you go to watch people?,my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.
+2117,my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.,that sounds like a good spot.
+2118,that sounds like a good spot.,we watch people walk by with their dogs.
+2119,we watch people walk by with their dogs.,i guess you see lots of different dogs.
+2120,i guess you see lots of different dogs.,we don't even know what kind most of them are.
+2121,we don't even know what kind most of them are.,"there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common."
+2122,"there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.","yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet."
+2123,they call him father dollar bill.,"yes, he was on the tv news today."
+2124,"yes, he was on the tv news today.",every easter sunday he gives away money.
+2125,every easter sunday he gives away money.,is it his money?
+2126,is it his money?,no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.
+2127,no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.,how much money does he give away?
+2128,how much money does he give away?,"this year he gave away $15,000."
+2129,"this year he gave away $15,000.",that's a lot of money.
+2130,that's a lot of money.,he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.
+2131,he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.,what about the other homeless people?
+2132,what about the other homeless people?,they got $1 each.
+2133,they got $1 each.,people stood in line just to get one dollar?!
+2134,old movies are the best.,even though they're in black and white.
+2135,even though they're in black and white.,a good story is more important than color.
+2136,a good story is more important than color.,actors didn't curse back then.
+2137,actors didn't curse back then.,and there was no violence.
+2138,and there was no violence.,people today don't like that.
+2139,people today don't like that.,"no, today people like lots of action."
+2140,"no, today people like lots of action.",i like a good story.
+2141,i like a good story.,i like to see actors who are like real people.
+2142,i like to see actors who are like real people.,like real people with real problems.
+2143,like real people with real problems.,they still make movies like that.
+2144,they still make movies like that.,"yes, but they never make much money."
+2145,do you get pbs on tv?,"yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system."
+2146,"yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.",it puts me to sleep.
+2147,it puts me to sleep.,tell me about it.
+2148,tell me about it.,a gardening show follows a knitting show.
+2149,a gardening show follows a knitting show.,a cooking show follows a sewing show.
+2150,a cooking show follows a sewing show.,a travel show follows another travel show.
+2151,a travel show follows another travel show.,i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!
+2152,i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!,now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.
+2153,now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.,i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.
+2154,i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.,"if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows."
+2155,"if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.",who wants to donate? public tv should be free.
+2156,"i love to watch ""judge judy.""",is that a tv show?
+2157,is that a tv show?,yes. it's on every afternoon.
+2158,yes. it's on every afternoon.,what's so good about it?
+2159,what's so good about it?,they have interesting lawsuits.
+2160,they have interesting lawsuits.,such as?
+2161,such as?,"yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay."
+2162,"yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.",was something wrong with the phone?
+2163,was something wrong with the phone?,it works only in canada.
+2164,it works only in canada.,did the seller know that?
+2165,did the seller know that?,"yes, and he didn't tell the buyer."
+2166,"yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.",i hope judge judy made the seller take the phone back.
+2167,that woman is a very good singer.,"yes, but she looks like a man."
+2168,"yes, but she looks like a man.",what difference does it make?
+2169,what difference does it make?,female singers are supposed to be pretty.
+2170,female singers are supposed to be pretty.,singers are supposed to sound good.
+2171,singers are supposed to sound good.,"they should look good, too."
+2172,"they should look good, too.",there are lots of ugly men singers.
+2173,there are lots of ugly men singers.,men singers don't have to look good.
+2174,men singers don't have to look good.,then neither do women singers.
+2175,then neither do women singers.,"well, i would never buy her cd."
+2176,"well, i would never buy her cd.",but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?
+2177,but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?,yes. i would buy all of her cds.
+2178,all the tv stations are going to go digital.,"yes, that will occur next month."
+2179,"yes, that will occur next month.",most of them are already broadcasting in digital.
+2180,most of them are already broadcasting in digital.,the digital signal is very clear.
+2181,the digital signal is very clear.,"oh, no, it isn't!"
+2182,"oh, no, it isn't!",what do you mean?
+2183,what do you mean?,i can't get a single channel.
+2184,i can't get a single channel.,do you have a digital tv?
+2185,do you have a digital tv?,of course. but i don't have cable.
+2186,of course. but i don't have cable.,"you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna."
+2187,"you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.",but i have rabbit ears.
+2188,but i have rabbit ears.,rabbit ears aren't strong enough. buy a digital antenna.
+2189,i've got a date for you.,"oh, really?"
+2190,"oh, really?",are you interested?
+2191,are you interested?,maybe. what is she like?
+2192,maybe. what is she like?,she's got a great personality.
+2193,she's got a great personality.,uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.
+2194,uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.,she's cute.
+2195,she's cute.,"okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat."
+2196,"okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.",she weighs 98 pounds.
+2197,she weighs 98 pounds.,"okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?"
+2198,"okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?",who said there is a problem with her?
+2199,who said there is a problem with her?,the problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!
+2200,i think you're very pretty.,thank you.
+2201,thank you.,would you have dinner with me?
+2202,would you have dinner with me?,i would like to.
+2203,i would like to.,can i pick you up friday night?
+2204,can i pick you up friday night?,what time?
+2205,what time?,eight o'clock.
+2206,eight o'clock.,that sounds great.
+2207,that sounds great.,we'll go to a french restaurant.
+2208,we'll go to a french restaurant.,i've never been to a french restaurant.
+2209,i've never been to a french restaurant.,i think you'll love the food.
+2210,i think you'll love the food.,i'm not going to eat any snails!
+2211,you have pretty eyes.,thank you. so do you.
+2212,thank you. so do you.,i wish my eyes were blue.
+2213,i wish my eyes were blue.,what's the matter with green eyes?
+2214,what's the matter with green eyes?,"nothing, except my favorite color is blue."
+2215,"nothing, except my favorite color is blue.",maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.
+2216,maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.,but what if i'm a fish in my next life?
+2217,but what if i'm a fish in my next life?,i think some fish have blue eyes.
+2218,i think some fish have blue eyes.,i hope i don't come back as a fish.
+2219,i hope i don't come back as a fish.,i hope i come back as a cat.
+2220,i hope i come back as a cat.,cats have beautiful eyes.
+2221,cats have beautiful eyes.,i would love to have blue cat-eyes.
+2222,i love you.,"i love you, too."
+2223,"i love you, too.",i loved you the first day i saw you.
+2224,i loved you the first day i saw you.,it was love at first sight?
+2225,it was love at first sight?,"yes, it was love at first sight."
+2226,"yes, it was love at first sight.",i didn't love you at first.
+2227,i didn't love you at first.,i know. i had to chase you for a while.
+2228,i know. i had to chase you for a while.,"yes, you chased me and then you caught me."
+2229,"yes, you chased me and then you caught me.",now you're mine forever.
+2230,now you're mine forever.,and you're mine forever.
+2231,and you're mine forever.,we'll grow old together.
+2232,we'll grow old together.,and be happy together.
+2233,i'm in love with that girl.,have you told her?
+2234,have you told her?,of course not.
+2235,of course not.,why not?
+2236,why not?,she would laugh at me.
+2237,she would laugh at me.,how do you know?
+2238,how do you know?,because they always do.
+2239,because they always do.,maybe she's different.
+2240,maybe she's different.,they're all the same.
+2241,they're all the same.,just ask her out to dinner.
+2242,just ask her out to dinner.,and then what?
+2243,and then what?,and then she'll know that you like her.
+2244,give me a hug.,i'm not in the mood.
+2245,i'm not in the mood.,what's the matter?
+2246,what's the matter?,i saw you looking at that woman.
+2247,i saw you looking at that woman.,what woman?
+2248,what woman?,"you know, that woman with the big boobs."
+2249,"you know, that woman with the big boobs.",i was not looking at her.
+2250,i was not looking at her.,"you were, too."
+2251,"you were, too.",i'm not interested in her.
+2252,i'm not interested in her.,then why were you looking at her?
+2253,then why were you looking at her?,i was looking at something else.
+2254,i was looking at something else.,"oh, really? then spend tonight looking at the sofa."
+2255,would you like to go on a blind date?,you must be joking.
+2256,you must be joking.,"no, i'm serious."
+2257,"no, i'm serious.",i don't want to date a blind woman.
+2258,i don't want to date a blind woman.,a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!
+2259,a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!,what does it mean?
+2260,what does it mean?,a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.
+2261,a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.,why would i date someone i don't even know?
+2262,why would i date someone i don't even know?,to try something new and exciting.
+2263,to try something new and exciting.,what if i don't like her?
+2264,what if i don't like her?,then you don't date her again.
+2265,i have a date tomorrow night.,really? who with?
+2266,really? who with?,a girl i met at the market.
+2267,a girl i met at the market.,you met a girl at the supermarket?
+2268,you met a girl at the supermarket?,she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.
+2269,she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.,what did you say to her?
+2270,what did you say to her?,"i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them."
+2271,"i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.",she asked you about your pineapples?
+2272,she asked you about your pineapples?,"i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine."
+2273,"i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.",that was nice of you.
+2274,that was nice of you.,"she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out."
+2275,"she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.",sometimes a slow line can be a good thing.
+2276,did you have a date friday night?,"yes, in fact, i did."
+2277,"yes, in fact, i did.",who did you go out with?
+2278,who did you go out with?,a man i met in a coffee shop.
+2279,a man i met in a coffee shop.,where did you go?
+2280,where did you go?,we went to a nice restaurant.
+2281,we went to a nice restaurant.,anywhere else?
+2282,anywhere else?,then we went to a jazz club.
+2283,then we went to a jazz club.,that sounds like a nice date.
+2284,that sounds like a nice date.,"yes, it was pleasant."
+2285,"yes, it was pleasant.",but you won't date him again?
+2286,but you won't date him again?,"no. he was nice, but there was no chemistry."
+2287,i had the worst date the other night.,what happened?
+2288,what happened?,"first of all, he was half an hour late."
+2289,"first of all, he was half an hour late.",that's not a good start.
+2290,that's not a good start.,then he didn't bother to apologize.
+2291,then he didn't bother to apologize.,that's rude.
+2292,that's rude.,then he drove too fast to the restaurant.
+2293,then he drove too fast to the restaurant.,that's dangerous.
+2294,that's dangerous.,i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.
+2295,i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.,what happened at the restaurant?
+2296,what happened at the restaurant?,"we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!"
+2297,"we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!",i guess you can't go back to that restaurant.
+2298,i don't like that man.,why not?
+2299,why not?,he's a dirty old man.
+2300,he's a dirty old man.,what do you mean?
+2301,what do you mean?,"he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out."
+2302,"he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.","well, you can't blame a man for asking."
+2303,"well, you can't blame a man for asking.",he should act his age.
+2304,he should act his age.,but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
+2305,but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.,they should find a nice hobby.
+2306,they should find a nice hobby.,just wait until you're 50 years old.
+2307,just wait until you're 50 years old.,dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
+2308,dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.,that's what you say now. wait till you're 50.
+2309,does your girlfriend ever make you angry?,sometimes.
+2310,sometimes.,what does she do?
+2311,what does she do?,"just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world."
+2312,"just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.",that was a nice thing to say.
+2313,that was a nice thing to say.,that's what i thought.
+2314,that's what i thought.,what did she say?
+2315,what did she say?,she laughed! she didn't believe me.
+2316,she laughed! she didn't believe me.,that wasn't very nice of her.
+2317,that wasn't very nice of her.,she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
+2318,she said that nothing is more important to me than money.,what did you say?
+2319,what did you say?,i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.
+2320,some people have good noses.,i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
+2321,i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.,i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
+2322,i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.,oh. but that can be a curse.
+2323,oh. but that can be a curse.,"yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors."
+2324,"yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.",i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
+2325,i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.,did she catch you using drugs?
+2326,did she catch you using drugs?,sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
+2327,sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.,you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
+2328,you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.,"but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!"
+2329,"but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!","boy, that is a good nose."
+2330,"boy, that is a good nose.",i told her she should apply for a job at customs.
+2331,let's go out to eat.,that sounds like fun.
+2332,that sounds like fun.,where do you want to go?
+2333,where do you want to go?,let me think a minute.
+2334,let me think a minute.,i feel like chinese.
+2335,i feel like chinese.,that sounds delicious.
+2336,that sounds delicious.,i know a good chinese restaurant.
+2337,i know a good chinese restaurant.,how far away is it?
+2338,how far away is it?,it's only 10 minutes from here.
+2339,it's only 10 minutes from here.,do we need reservations?
+2340,do we need reservations?,"oh, no. we can walk right in."
+2341,"oh, no. we can walk right in.",let's go now. i'm hungry!
+2342,i can't believe how long this line is.,"this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?"
+2343,"this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?","yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?"
+2344,"yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?",it's the slowest hamburger in town.
+2345,it's the slowest hamburger in town.,that's because they cook it while you wait.
+2346,that's because they cook it while you wait.,yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
+2347,yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.,a great burger and great service.
+2348,a great burger and great service.,"yes, the workers are very polite."
+2349,"yes, the workers are very polite.",and they're clean.
+2350,and they're clean.,i've been coming here for years.
+2351,i've been coming here for years.,me too.
+2352,me too.,excuse me. they just called my number.
+2353,lunch was delicious.,thank you.
+2354,thank you.,what kind of soup was that?
+2355,what kind of soup was that?,it was tomato soup.
+2356,it was tomato soup.,that tasted so good.
+2357,that tasted so good.,i put lemon and butter in it.
+2358,i put lemon and butter in it.,"the sandwich was good, too."
+2359,"the sandwich was good, too.",everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
+2360,everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.,especially on toast.
+2361,especially on toast.,"and the pickles were great, too."
+2362,"and the pickles were great, too.",tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
+2363,tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.,i can't wait.
+2364,i'm calling the waiter.,what's the matter?
+2365,what's the matter?,this steak has too much fat.
+2366,this steak has too much fat.,what do you want the waiter to do?
+2367,what do you want the waiter to do?,bring me a better steak.
+2368,bring me a better steak.,i wouldn't do that.
+2369,i wouldn't do that.,why not?
+2370,why not?,"they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it."
+2371,"they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.",you're crazy.
+2372,you're crazy.,then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
+2373,then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.,where do you get these crazy ideas?
+2374,where do you get these crazy ideas?,i used to cook in a restaurant!
+2375,let's leave.,but we just got here.
+2376,but we just got here.,did you see the waiter's hands?
+2377,did you see the waiter's hands?,no.
+2378,no.,he had dirty fingernails.
+2379,he had dirty fingernails.,really?
+2380,really?,his nails were black!
+2381,his nails were black!,that's disgusting.
+2382,that's disgusting.,and he poured water into our glasses.
+2383,and he poured water into our glasses.,yuck! no water for me.
+2384,yuck! no water for me.,"i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too."
+2385,"i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.",who cares? let's get out of here.
+2386,this hot bread is delicious.,i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
+2387,i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.,"well, i think we are paying for it."
+2388,"well, i think we are paying for it.",no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
+2389,no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.,"it is delicious, especially with butter."
+2390,"it is delicious, especially with butter.",i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
+2391,i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.,they probably wouldn't like that.
+2392,they probably wouldn't like that.,i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
+2393,i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.,then stop eating the bread!
+2394,then stop eating the bread!,"okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please."
+2395,"okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.","if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course."
+2396,"if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.",that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant.
+2397,is this a clean restaurant?,"well, the tables and chairs look okay."
+2398,"well, the tables and chairs look okay.","okay, let's sit down."
+2399,"okay, let's sit down.",check out the silverware.
+2400,check out the silverware.,it passes inspection.
+2401,it passes inspection.,here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
+2402,here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.,"well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here."
+2403,"well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.",you're forgetting about the bathroom.
+2404,you're forgetting about the bathroom.,i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
+2405,i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.,you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
+2406,you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?,"no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now."
+2407,"no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.","me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food."
+2408,have you seen our waiter?,here he comes now.
+2409,here he comes now.,we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
+2410,we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.,"oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter."
+2411,"oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.","we can give him five more minutes, and then leave."
+2412,"we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.",i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
+2413,i'll go up front and talk to the manager.,that's a good idea.
+2414,that's a good idea.,maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
+2415,maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.,maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
+2416,maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.,"every time we eat out, it's an adventure."
+2417,"every time we eat out, it's an adventure.","last time, we got seats next to the kitchen."
+2418,"last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.",we'll never go there again.
+2419,is this table okay?,"no, it's too close to the kitchen door."
+2420,"no, it's too close to the kitchen door.",how about this table?
+2421,how about this table?,"no, it's too close to the front door."
+2422,"no, it's too close to the front door.",this looks like a nice table.
+2423,this looks like a nice table.,"no, it's too close to the salad bar."
+2424,"no, it's too close to the salad bar.","okay, i give up."
+2425,"okay, i give up.","well, there is one good table."
+2426,"well, there is one good table.",great. which one?
+2427,great. which one?,that one. a group of eight just sat down at it.
+2428,i don't believe the art world.,what is it this time?
+2429,what is it this time?,an andy warhol drawing.
+2430,an andy warhol drawing.,he's a famous artist.
+2431,he's a famous artist.,he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
+2432,he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.,did he sign it?
+2433,did he sign it?,yes.
+2434,yes.,is it beautiful?
+2435,is it beautiful?,it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
+2436,it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!,so it's not worth much?
+2437,so it's not worth much?,"only about $30,000."
+2438,"only about $30,000.","without the food stains, it would probably be worth more."
+2439,can we go to the baseball game?,of course.
+2440,of course.,i love baseball.
+2441,i love baseball.,so do i.
+2442,so do i.,i love to eat the peanuts.
+2443,i love to eat the peanuts.,i love to eat the hot dogs.
+2444,i love to eat the hot dogs.,i hope we'll see a home run.
+2445,i hope we'll see a home run.,i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
+2446,i hope we'll catch a foul ball.,bring a jacket.
+2447,bring a jacket.,yes. it gets a little cool at night.
+2448,yes. it gets a little cool at night.,bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
+2449,bring a glove to catch a foul ball.,no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball.
+2450,golf is a silly game.,it certainly is.
+2451,it certainly is.,you hit a white ball.
+2452,you hit a white ball.,and then you chase it.
+2453,and then you chase it.,and then you hit it again.
+2454,and then you hit it again.,"finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground."
+2455,"finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.","you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes."
+2456,"you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.",what's the point?
+2457,what's the point?,how can it be fun?
+2458,how can it be fun?,they pay money to play this silly game!
+2459,they pay money to play this silly game!,i think golfers have a mental problem.
+2460,i think golfers have a mental problem.,i think they're nuts.
+2461,do you want to go fishing?,yes. that's a good idea.
+2462,yes. that's a good idea.,where do you want to go?
+2463,where do you want to go?,we can go to the river.
+2464,we can go to the river.,or we can go to the lake.
+2465,or we can go to the lake.,or we can go to the ocean.
+2466,or we can go to the ocean.,let's go to the lake.
+2467,let's go to the lake.,yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
+2468,yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.,we can be there in 20 minutes.
+2469,we can be there in 20 minutes.,i'll get our fishing rods.
+2470,i'll get our fishing rods.,i'll get the bait.
+2471,i'll get the bait.,we'll have fresh fish for dinner!
+2472,baseball is fun.,i like to hit the ball.
+2473,i like to hit the ball.,i like to run around the bases.
+2474,i like to run around the bases.,i like to slide into the bases.
+2475,i like to slide into the bases.,yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
+2476,yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.,i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
+2477,i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.,me too. i want to play for the yankees.
+2478,me too. i want to play for the yankees.,not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
+2479,not me. i want to play for the dodgers.,we have to practice every day.
+2480,we have to practice every day.,i don't like practice.
+2481,i don't like practice.,me neither. it's boring.
+2482,me neither. it's boring.,but practice makes perfect.
+2483,let's go jogging.,that's a good idea.
+2484,that's a good idea.,i bought some new shoes.
+2485,i bought some new shoes.,are they comfortable?
+2486,are they comfortable?,they're very comfortable.
+2487,they're very comfortable.,how much were they?
+2488,how much were they?,they were on sale for $80.
+2489,they were on sale for $80.,do they help you run faster?
+2490,do they help you run faster?,"no, but my feet don't hurt anymore."
+2491,"no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.",then they're worth every penny.
+2492,then they're worth every penny.,you might want to buy a pair.
+2493,you might want to buy a pair.,i'll wait until i wear this pair out.
+2494,tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.,you can say that again.
+2495,you can say that again.,but i'm worried about tiger.
+2496,but i'm worried about tiger.,why is that?
+2497,why is that?,because he likes to scuba dive.
+2498,because he likes to scuba dive.,what's wrong with that?
+2499,what's wrong with that?,it can be dangerous.
+2500,it can be dangerous.,you mean he could drown.
+2501,you mean he could drown.,he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
+2502,he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.,but he dives to relax.
+2503,but he dives to relax.,"he might relax, but it makes me nervous."
+2504,"he might relax, but it makes me nervous.","if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind."
+2505,did you watch that golf tournament?,the one that tiger won?
+2506,the one that tiger won?,how did he do it?
+2507,how did he do it?,it was nothing for him.
+2508,it was nothing for him.,he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
+2509,he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!,he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
+2510,he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.,i think he is from outer space.
+2511,i think he is from outer space.,no human could possibly play golf that well.
+2512,no human could possibly play golf that well.,"whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot."
+2513,"whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.",no human can do that.
+2514,no human can do that.,somebody should check his birth record.
+2515,somebody should check his birth record.,i bet it says he was born on mars.
+2516,who's the greatest baseball player?,there are so many great players.
+2517,there are so many great players.,"yes, but who is the greatest?"
+2518,"yes, but who is the greatest?",i'd have to say babe ruth.
+2519,i'd have to say babe ruth.,most people would say that.
+2520,most people would say that.,he changed the game.
+2521,he changed the game.,"yes, he made the home run popular."
+2522,"yes, he made the home run popular.","everybody loved him, all over the nation."
+2523,"everybody loved him, all over the nation.",he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
+2524,he helped make the yankees the best team ever.,"and ruth was a good person, too."
+2525,"and ruth was a good person, too.",he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
+2526,he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.,there will never be another babe.
+2527,did you hear what happened at the baseball game?,"no, please tell me."
+2528,"no, please tell me.",someone punched out someone.
+2529,someone punched out someone.,that's not nice.
+2530,that's not nice.,it's worse than that.
+2531,it's worse than that.,how so?
+2532,how so?,two guys got into an argument.
+2533,two guys got into an argument.,i'll bet they were drinking.
+2534,i'll bet they were drinking.,a third guy punched one of the two guys.
+2535,a third guy punched one of the two guys.,"i'll bet he was drinking, too."
+2536,"i'll bet he was drinking, too.",the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
+2537,the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.,that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?
+2538,i want to go to the ball game.,is there a game tonight?
+2539,is there a game tonight?,"yes, it starts at 7 p.m."
+2540,"yes, it starts at 7 p.m.",can we get tickets?
+2541,can we get tickets?,"yes, but only the cheap tickets."
+2542,"yes, but only the cheap tickets.",how much are they?
+2543,how much are they?,they're only $5 each.
+2544,they're only $5 each.,that's a good price.
+2545,that's a good price.,"yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer."
+2546,"yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.",where are the seats?
+2547,where are the seats?,they're behind the outfield.
+2548,they're behind the outfield.,maybe we can catch a home run ball.
+2549,golf is so hard.,what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
+2550,what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?,it's hard if you want to do it right.
+2551,it's hard if you want to do it right.,you mean like tiger?
+2552,you mean like tiger?,"no, like a good amateur golfer."
+2553,"no, like a good amateur golfer.",what's so hard about golf?
+2554,what's so hard about golf?,there are so many things you have to do right.
+2555,there are so many things you have to do right.,like what?
+2556,like what?,"like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through."
+2557,"like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.",yikes! who can remember all that?
+2558,yikes! who can remember all that?,you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
+2559,you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.,forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun.
+2560,did you hear about the ball player?,the home run hitter on drugs?
+2561,the home run hitter on drugs?,he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
+2562,he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.,he said he wasn't using drugs.
+2563,he said he wasn't using drugs.,he apologized to the fans.
+2564,he apologized to the fans.,the league suspended him for 50 games.
+2565,the league suspended him for 50 games.,that will cost him some money.
+2566,that will cost him some money.,"yes, about $7 million."
+2567,"yes, about $7 million.",that will teach him a good lesson.
+2568,that will teach him a good lesson.,he probably won't use drugs anymore.
+2569,he probably won't use drugs anymore.,but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
+2570,but it won't stop other players from using drugs.,no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught.
+2571,why is there so much crime?,because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
+2572,because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.,is that it?
+2573,is that it?,"also, there aren't enough police."
+2574,"also, there aren't enough police.",but there are a lot of police.
+2575,but there are a lot of police.,there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
+2576,there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.,can't we hire more police?
+2577,can't we hire more police?,no. it costs too much money.
+2578,no. it costs too much money.,doesn't crime cost more than police?
+2579,doesn't crime cost more than police?,"yes, it does."
+2580,"yes, it does.",so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
+2581,so it would be cheaper to hire more police?,"yes, it would."
+2582,this is a great neighborhood.,"yes, it is."
+2583,"yes, it is.",people are friendly.
+2584,people are friendly.,"yes, they are."
+2585,"yes, they are.",the streets and sidewalks are clean.
+2586,the streets and sidewalks are clean.,"yes, they are."
+2587,"yes, they are.",there's a real nice park nearby.
+2588,there's a real nice park nearby.,"yes, there is."
+2589,"yes, there is.",i feel safe here.
+2590,i feel safe here.,there is no crime here.
+2591,there is no crime here.,i wish i could move here.
+2592,i wish i could move here.,"maybe you can, if someone moves out."
+2593,the house burned down.,what happened?
+2594,what happened?,the man fell asleep.
+2595,the man fell asleep.,was he smoking?
+2596,was he smoking?,"yes, he was smoking a cigarette."
+2597,"yes, he was smoking a cigarette.",did he die?
+2598,did he die?,"yes, he did. his cat died, too."
+2599,"yes, he did. his cat died, too.",that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?
+2600,that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?,the battery was dead.
+2601,the battery was dead.,a good battery would have saved his life.
+2602,a good battery would have saved his life.,"he had cigarettes, but no battery."
+2603,"he had cigarettes, but no battery.",it happens all the time.
+2604,they say he has started fifteen big fires.,he's been in jail three times already.
+2605,he's been in jail three times already.,why did they ever let him out?
+2606,why did they ever let him out?,it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.
+2607,it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.,why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.
+2608,why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.,i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.
+2609,i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.,but his latest fire killed someone.
+2610,but his latest fire killed someone.,this time they have charged him with murder.
+2611,this time they have charged him with murder.,so maybe he'll go to jail forever?
+2612,so maybe he'll go to jail forever?,i sure hope so.
+2613,i sure hope so.,someone should set him on fire.
+2614,someone should set him on fire.,that would teach him a good lesson.
+2615,put your seatbelt on.,why?
+2616,why?,because it will protect you in case of an accident.
+2617,because it will protect you in case of an accident.,but it's uncomfortable.
+2618,but it's uncomfortable.,it's the law.
+2619,it's the law.,it's so much trouble.
+2620,it's so much trouble.,it's common sense.
+2621,it's common sense.,it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.
+2622,it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.,hold your breath till we get there.
+2623,hold your breath till we get there.,"okay, my seatbelt is on."
+2624,"okay, my seatbelt is on.",i'm glad you don't complain very much.
+2625,i'm glad you don't complain very much.,i'm ready for an accident.
+2626,what are you doing?,i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.
+2627,i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.,what are you standing on?
+2628,what are you standing on?,a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.
+2629,a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.,are you crazy?
+2630,are you crazy?,what's the matter?
+2631,what's the matter?,those books will slip and you'll fall.
+2632,those books will slip and you'll fall.,it's only a couple of feet.
+2633,it's only a couple of feet.,"what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?"
+2634,"what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?",i never thought about that.
+2635,i never thought about that.,you'd be blind for the rest of your life!
+2636,you'd be blind for the rest of your life!,i'll get the stepladder.
+2637,did you see that puddle of water on the floor?,yes. i called for a clean-up.
+2638,yes. i called for a clean-up.,a puddle of water is very dangerous.
+2639,a puddle of water is very dangerous.,it isn't easy to see.
+2640,it isn't easy to see.,but it's real easy to slip on.
+2641,but it's real easy to slip on.,especially on these slick floors.
+2642,especially on these slick floors.,someone who slips could hurt their back.
+2643,someone who slips could hurt their back.,they could even crack their head open.
+2644,they could even crack their head open.,we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.
+2645,we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.,we can leave if we put an orange cone here.
+2646,we can leave if we put an orange cone here.,"yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are."
+2647,"yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.", it doesn't matter. here he comes now with the mop.
+2648,what happens when the fire alarm rings?,we tell our students to leave the classroom.
+2649,we tell our students to leave the classroom.,can they take their belongings?
+2650,can they take their belongings?,"yes, if they do it quickly."
+2651,"yes, if they do it quickly.",where do the students go?
+2652,where do the students go?,they go out to the north parking lot.
+2653,they go out to the north parking lot.,what do the teachers do?
+2654,what do the teachers do?,we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.
+2655,we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.,why do you do that?
+2656,why do you do that?,we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.
+2657,we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.,"if they are all outside, then what?"
+2658,"if they are all outside, then what?",then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in.
+2659,i have to go back upstairs.,why? we're already late.
+2660,why? we're already late.,i have to check the stove.
+2661,i have to check the stove.,what's the matter?
+2662,what's the matter?,maybe i left the burner on.
+2663,maybe i left the burner on.,"no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left."
+2664,"no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.",are you sure?
+2665,are you sure?,of course i'm sure.
+2666,of course i'm sure.,"well, i have to go back upstairs anyway."
+2667,"well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.",it's getting later every minute.
+2668,it's getting later every minute.,i think i left the water running.
+2669,i think i left the water running.,"no, you didn't. let's go! the only thing running is the clock!"
+2670,the city is buying guns.,what are they paying?
+2671,what are they paying?,"up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked."
+2672,"up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.",why are they doing this?
+2673,why are they doing this?,they want to get guns off the street.
+2674,they want to get guns off the street.,who would turn in a gun for $200?
+2675,who would turn in a gun for $200?,that isn't a good deal?
+2676,that isn't a good deal?,a good gun costs $400 or more.
+2677,a good gun costs $400 or more.,"well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400."
+2678,"well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.",i'll keep my receipt and my gun.
+2679,i'll keep my receipt and my gun.,i didn't know you had a gun.
+2680,i didn't know you had a gun.,everyone in america should have a gun.
+2681,you're yawning.,i sure am.
+2682,i sure am.,you should go to bed.
+2683,you should go to bed.,i will as soon as i finish this article.
+2684,i will as soon as i finish this article.,what are you reading?
+2685,what are you reading?,it's about crime in los angeles.
+2686,it's about crime in los angeles.,what does it say?
+2687,what does it say?,the mayor says the crime rate is going down.
+2688,the mayor says the crime rate is going down.,then why does everyone lock their doors?
+2689,then why does everyone lock their doors?,i guess they haven't read this article.
+2690,i guess they haven't read this article.,no one believes that the crime rate is going down.
+2691,no one believes that the crime rate is going down.,maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood.
+2692,people who live in california are crazy.,why is that?
+2693,why is that?,because of all the earthquakes and fires.
+2694,because of all the earthquakes and fires.,but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.
+2695,but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.,once in a while is once too many.
+2696,once in a while is once too many.,but you're right. there are a lot of fires.
+2697,but you're right. there are a lot of fires.,a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.
+2698,a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.,"still, it's safer than florida."
+2699,"still, it's safer than florida.",florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.
+2700,florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.,"no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october."
+2701,"no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.",but most of those hurricanes are harmless.
+2702,but most of those hurricanes are harmless.,"excuse me. hurricane andrew destroyed 30,000 homes!"
+2703,i went to hawaii on vacation.,did you like it?
+2704,did you like it?,i loved it. i want to live there.
+2705,i loved it. i want to live there.,what did you like?
+2706,what did you like?,"the island is so green, and the water is so blue."
+2707,"the island is so green, and the water is so blue.",did you go swimming?
+2708,did you go swimming?,i went to the beach every day.
+2709,i went to the beach every day.,how was the weather?
+2710,how was the weather?,it was hot and sunny every day.
+2711,it was hot and sunny every day.,what did you do at night?
+2712,what did you do at night?,at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.
+2713,at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.,people who live in hawaii are lucky.
+2714,i like this hotel.,what do you like about it?
+2715,what do you like about it?,we get a free breakfast.
+2716,we get a free breakfast.,coffee and a roll?
+2717,coffee and a roll?,"no, a real breakfast."
+2718,"no, a real breakfast.",bacon and eggs?
+2719,bacon and eggs?,"with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice."
+2720,"with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.",wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.
+2721,wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.,"and the rooms are clean, too."
+2722,"and the rooms are clean, too.",do they allow pets?
+2723,do they allow pets?,"no pets, no smoking."
+2724,"no pets, no smoking.",i like that. let's stay three nights.
+2725,i'm not sleeping here tonight.,what's the matter? this is a nice room.
+2726,what's the matter? this is a nice room.,"maybe the room is nice, but not the bed."
+2727,"maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.",what's wrong with the bed?
+2728,what's wrong with the bed?,look at this sheet.
+2729,look at this sheet.,yes?
+2730,yes?,see those stains?
+2731,see those stains?,i sure do.
+2732,i sure do.,i'm not sleeping on that sheet.
+2733,i'm not sleeping on that sheet.,"well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets."
+2734,"well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.",i want sheets without stains on them.
+2735,i want sheets without stains on them.,"from now on, let's bring our own sheets."
+2736,what time does your plane leave?,it leaves at 12:15.
+2737,it leaves at 12:15.,when do you have to be at the airport?
+2738,when do you have to be at the airport?,i have to be there two hours early.
+2739,i have to be there two hours early.,so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.
+2740,so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.,that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.
+2741,that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.,"well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems."
+2742,"well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.",so maybe we better leave at 8:15?
+2743,so maybe we better leave at 8:15?,"yes, it's better to get there too early than too late."
+2744,"yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.",i agree.
+2745,i agree.,you never know what might happen on these freeways.
+2746,you never know what might happen on these freeways.,there's at least one huge accident every day.
+2747,i need to fly to new york.,when are you going?
+2748,when are you going?,during the christmas holidays.
+2749,during the christmas holidays.,you'd better buy your ticket now.
+2750,you'd better buy your ticket now.,you must be kidding.
+2751,you must be kidding.,"no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now."
+2752,"no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.",i thought i would wait until october.
+2753,i thought i would wait until october.,i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.
+2754,i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.,you're right.
+2755,you're right.,"well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now."
+2756,"well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.",but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.
+2757,but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.,cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats.
+2758,i hate flying.,so do i.
+2759,so do i.,"a long time ago, flying used to be okay."
+2760,"a long time ago, flying used to be okay.",now it's like riding a bus.
+2761,now it's like riding a bus.,you're jammed in with people all around you.
+2762,you're jammed in with people all around you.,"half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing."
+2763,"half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.",you don't have any elbow room or knee room.
+2764,you don't have any elbow room or knee room.,people are always getting up to use the bathroom.
+2765,people are always getting up to use the bathroom.,kids are crying or climbing over you.
+2766,kids are crying or climbing over you.,it's a flying zoo!
+2767,it's a flying zoo!,i wish i could afford first class seats.
+2768,i wish i could afford first class seats.,doesn't everybody?
+2769,some guy rowed across the atlantic ocean.,good for him.
+2770,good for him.,why would he do that?
+2771,why would he do that?,did he set a new record?
+2772,did he set a new record?,"yes, i think he did."
+2773,"yes, i think he did.","well, i guess that's why he did it."
+2774,"well, i guess that's why he did it.",what's the point?
+2775,what's the point?,now he has the world record!
+2776,now he has the world record!,"but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?"
+2777,"but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?","well, he can enjoy it while it lasts."
+2778,"well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.",i don't think he even got paid for it.
+2779,i don't think he even got paid for it.,some people do it just to do it.
+2780,i want to go on a cruise ship.,that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?
+2781,that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?,i want to cruise to hawaii.
+2782,i want to cruise to hawaii.,"that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food."
+2783,"that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.",i have no idea how much it will cost.
+2784,i have no idea how much it will cost.,i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.
+2785,i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.,"well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice."
+2786,"well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.","yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms."
+2787,"yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.",and i want to get a big cabin with a view.
+2788,and i want to get a big cabin with a view.,are you going to travel alone?
+2789,are you going to travel alone?,"no, my sister and i will travel together."
+2790,"no, my sister and i will travel together.","well, you should go online and try to find a good deal."
+2791,i hate to fly.,because of all the security?
+2792,because of all the security?,"no, because it hurts my ears."
+2793,"no, because it hurts my ears.",what do you mean?
+2794,what do you mean?,"every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much."
+2795,"every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.","that's just the altitude change, i think."
+2796,"that's just the altitude change, i think.","whatever it is, it hurts."
+2797,"whatever it is, it hurts.",can't you take medicine or something for it?
+2798,can't you take medicine or something for it?,"i've tried everything, but nothing works."
+2799,"i've tried everything, but nothing works.",have you tried earplugs?
+2800,have you tried earplugs?,"they don't work, either."
+2801,"they don't work, either.","well, be glad you're not a pilot."
+2802,spring break starts tomorrow.,are you going to go anywhere?
+2803,are you going to go anywhere?,i was thinking of driving to arizona.
+2804,i was thinking of driving to arizona.,to the grand canyon?
+2805,to the grand canyon?,yes. i've never been there.
+2806,yes. i've never been there.,i was there when i was a kid.
+2807,i was there when i was a kid.,how did you like it?
+2808,how did you like it?,i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.
+2809,i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.,"i'm sure i'll like it, too."
+2810,"i'm sure i'll like it, too.",you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.
+2811,you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.,no way! i don't want to fall to my death.
+2812,no way! i don't want to fall to my death.,don't worry. only one person has ever fallen off a mule.
+2813,that hotel was terrible.,the worst in the whole world.
+2814,the worst in the whole world.,the walls were so thin.
+2815,the walls were so thin.,all day long we heard tvs or telephones.
+2816,all day long we heard tvs or telephones.,all night long we heard people snoring.
+2817,all night long we heard people snoring.,housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.
+2818,housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.,room service brought us a cold dinner.
+2819,room service brought us a cold dinner.,our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.
+2820,our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.,our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.
+2821,our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.,they added phony charges to our bill.
+2822,they added phony charges to our bill.,how did we end up in that terrible hotel?
+2823,how did we end up in that terrible hotel?,the travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!
+2824,i have to hang up. i'm so sleepy.,it's not even 10 o'clock.
+2825,it's not even 10 o'clock.,i'm falling asleep on the phone.
+2826,i'm falling asleep on the phone.,you got up real early.
+2827,you got up real early.,i had to take my friend to the airport.
+2828,i had to take my friend to the airport.,why didn't you take a nap when you got home?
+2829,why didn't you take a nap when you got home?,i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.
+2830,i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.,why is that?
+2831,why is that?,there was a bomb threat at the airport.
+2832,there was a bomb threat at the airport.,only a threat?
+2833,only a threat?,"yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb."
+2834,"yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.",someday the bomb is going to be for real.
+2835,"my dad went to washington, d.c.",why did he do that?
+2836,why did he do that?,"he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans."
+2837,"he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.",who invited them?
+2838,who invited them?,some private organization.
+2839,some private organization.,why did they invite him?
+2840,why did they invite him?,to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.
+2841,to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.,that's very nice.
+2842,that's very nice.,my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.
+2843,my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.,that trip must have cost a lot of money. 
+2844,that trip must have cost a lot of money. ,he said all the money came from private donations.
+2845,"that was a great trip to washington, d.c.","tell me about it, dad."
+2846,"tell me about it, dad.",about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.
+2847,about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.,how long was the flight?
+2848,how long was the flight?,it only took about two hours.
+2849,it only took about two hours.,did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?
+2850,did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?,"oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures."
+2851,"oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.",then you flew back home that evening?
+2852,then you flew back home that evening?,"yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there."
+2853,"yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.",that must have made you feel really special.
+2854,that must have made you feel really special.,"oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us."
+2855,"oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.","well, you all deserve it. you helped save our country."
+2856,i need a job.,i thought you had a job.
+2857,i thought you had a job.,i did.
+2858,i did.,what happened?
+2859,what happened?,i got laid off.
+2860,i got laid off.,that's terrible! when did it happen?
+2861,that's terrible! when did it happen?,i got laid off last week.
+2862,i got laid off last week.,just you?
+2863,just you?,"no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too."
+2864,"no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.",what are you going to do?
+2865,what are you going to do?,i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.
+2866,i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.,good luck!
+2867,"before you go to that interview, check yourself.",what's to check?
+2868,what's to check?,are your nails clean?
+2869,are your nails clean?,"yes, they are."
+2870,"yes, they are.",did you double-check your nose and teeth?
+2871,did you double-check your nose and teeth?,"they are clean, too."
+2872,"they are clean, too.",did you shine your shoes?
+2873,did you shine your shoes?,my shoes are shined.
+2874,my shoes are shined.,do your socks match?
+2875,do your socks match?,of course they match.
+2876,of course they match.,"no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue."
+2877,"no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.",yikes! thank you.
+2878,life is hard.,it sure is.
+2879,it sure is.,i thought school was hard.
+2880,i thought school was hard.,"me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate."
+2881,"me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.","but now work is hard, too."
+2882,"but now work is hard, too.",i agree. work is just as hard as school.
+2883,i agree. work is just as hard as school.,sometimes i wish i was back in school.
+2884,sometimes i wish i was back in school.,"me, too. school was fun."
+2885,"me, too. school was fun.",and it was only 12 years.
+2886,and it was only 12 years.,it went by pretty fast.
+2887,it went by pretty fast.,but work goes on forever!
+2888,but work goes on forever!,we have to work for 30 years!
+2889,i'm sleepy.,so am i.
+2890,so am i.,i had a long day.
+2891,i had a long day.,so did i.
+2892,so did i.,i didn't even have lunch.
+2893,i didn't even have lunch.,neither did i.
+2894,neither did i.,i was busy the whole day.
+2895,i was busy the whole day.,so was i.
+2896,so was i.,i had to bring work home with me.
+2897,i had to bring work home with me.,i did too.
+2898,i did too.,your day was just like mine.
+2899,your day was just like mine.,of course it was. we work together!
+2900,i don't like my job.,what do you do?
+2901,what do you do?,i'm a babysitter.
+2902,i'm a babysitter.,is that a lot of work?
+2903,is that a lot of work?,babies cry all the time.
+2904,babies cry all the time.,you have to change their diapers.
+2905,you have to change their diapers.,i have to feed them.
+2906,i have to feed them.,are you looking for another job?
+2907,are you looking for another job?,"no, i'm looking for another family."
+2908,"no, i'm looking for another family.",another family?
+2909,another family?,a family with only one baby.
+2910,a family with only one baby.,that's a good idea.
+2911,i need a job.,what was your last job?
+2912,what was your last job?,i was a painter.
+2913,i was a painter.,what happened?
+2914,what happened?,i got laid off because there was no work.
+2915,i got laid off because there was no work.,what else can you do?
+2916,what else can you do?,i'm a handyman.
+2917,i'm a handyman.,can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?
+2918,can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?,of course.
+2919,of course.,then i have a job for you in my kitchen.
+2920,then i have a job for you in my kitchen.,it will cost you only $20 plus parts.
+2921,it will cost you only $20 plus parts.,okay. that sounds like a fair price.
+2922,what would you do if you lost your job?,i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.
+2923,i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.,do you have any other skills?
+2924,do you have any other skills?,"well, i know how to flip hamburgers."
+2925,"well, i know how to flip hamburgers.",no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.
+2926,no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.,have you heard something that you're not telling me?
+2927,have you heard something that you're not telling me?,what do you mean?
+2928,what do you mean?,are there going to be layoffs at this place?
+2929,are there going to be layoffs at this place?,i certainly hope not!
+2930,i certainly hope not!,"if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too."
+2931,"if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.","oh great, we could both work at burger king."
+2932,"oh great, we could both work at burger king.","maybe we'd get laid off there, too."
+2933,do your students ever talk about their jobs?,"yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best."
+2934,"yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.",i tell my students to become a teacher.
+2935,i tell my students to become a teacher.,teaching is a great job.
+2936,teaching is a great job.,it's the best job i've ever had.
+2937,it's the best job i've ever had.,what makes it so good?
+2938,what makes it so good?,"for me, it's the students."
+2939,"for me, it's the students.",what do you mean?
+2940,what do you mean?,i mean i have wonderful students.
+2941,i mean i have wonderful students.,that must be nice.
+2942,that must be nice.,teaching is the best part of my whole day.
+2943,teaching is the best part of my whole day.,you're a lucky man to have a job you love.
+2944,"boy, i'm glad that job is finished.",how long did it take?
+2945,how long did it take?,"four hours, without a break."
+2946,"four hours, without a break.",it's always nice to finish a job.
+2947,it's always nice to finish a job.,"well, it's good and bad."
+2948,"well, it's good and bad.",what's bad about it?
+2949,what's bad about it?,"when you finish, all you do is start another job!"
+2950,"when you finish, all you do is start another job!","yes, that's right. it does get boring."
+2951,"yes, that's right. it does get boring.","especially if it's the same work, over and over."
+2952,"especially if it's the same work, over and over.",but that's what most people do.
+2953,but that's what most people do.,"yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine."
+2954,"yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.",i wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over.
+2955,i think i have the worst boss in the world.,what makes him so bad?
+2956,what makes him so bad?,he's rude and he yells a lot.
+2957,he's rude and he yells a lot.,that's hard to take.
+2958,that's hard to take.,i've never heard him say please or thank you.
+2959,i've never heard him say please or thank you.,he sounds like a real jerk.
+2960,he sounds like a real jerk.,no one at work likes him.
+2961,no one at work likes him.,can't you report him to his supervisor?
+2962,can't you report him to his supervisor?,"of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job."
+2963,"of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.","yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers."
+2964,"yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.","i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary."
+2965,"i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.",you shouldn't choose money over happiness.
+2966,what are we going to do?,about what?
+2967,about what?,about finding a job for me.
+2968,about finding a job for me.,you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.
+2969,you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.,that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.
+2970,that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.,"okay, what kind of job do you want?"
+2971,"okay, what kind of job do you want?",i'm not sure.
+2972,i'm not sure.,"well, you should do something that you enjoy."
+2973,"well, you should do something that you enjoy.",i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.
+2974,i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.,"okay, what do you want to sell?"
+2975,"okay, what do you want to sell?",cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.
+2976,cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.,but you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!
+2977,a new hotel is looking for workers.,"yes, i saw it on the tv news."
+2978,"yes, i saw it on the tv news.",they need 300 new workers.
+2979,they need 300 new workers.,"and 4,000 people showed up."
+2980,"and 4,000 people showed up.",so many people are out of work.
+2981,so many people are out of work.,"i still have my job, thank goodness."
+2982,"i still have my job, thank goodness.","so do i, but i'm worried."
+2983,"so do i, but i'm worried.",me too. there are no guarantees.
+2984,me too. there are no guarantees.,"if you lose your job, you can move in with me."
+2985,"if you lose your job, you can move in with me.","oh, thank you. that's very nice of you."
+2986,"oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.",you would do the same for me.
+2987,you would do the same for me.,of course. what are friends for?
+2988,i think i did something real stupid.,what did you do?
+2989,what did you do?,i bought some stock.
+2990,i bought some stock.,everybody buys stock.
+2991,everybody buys stock.,i bought it on a hunch.
+2992,i bought it on a hunch.,you didn't read about the company first?
+2993,you didn't read about the company first?,i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.
+2994,i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.,so what's the problem?
+2995,so what's the problem?,i used all my savings on this one company.
+2996,i used all my savings on this one company.,you put all your eggs into one basket.
+2997,you put all your eggs into one basket.,"if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing."
+2998,"if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.","oh, you'll have something—you'll have a lesson you'll never forget!"
+2999,i was going to be a doctor.,what happened to your plans?
+3000,what happened to your plans?,i got a d in college chemistry.
+3001,i got a d in college chemistry.,"well, a d is better than an f."
+3002,"well, a d is better than an f.",a tutor helped me get the d!
+3003,a tutor helped me get the d!,"so, you didn't become a doctor."
+3004,"so, you didn't become a doctor.",and now i'm glad that i didn't.
+3005,and now i'm glad that i didn't.,why's that?
+3006,why's that?,a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
+3007,a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.,"oh, yes, because of all the killer germs."
+3008,"oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.","if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals."
+3009,"if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.","yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients."
+3010,i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up.,why?
+3011,why?,because you get to meet a lot of people.
+3012,because you get to meet a lot of people.,you sure do.
+3013,you sure do.,and you get a lot of exercise every day.
+3014,and you get a lot of exercise every day.,that's the truth.
+3015,that's the truth.,and you get to play with a lot of dogs.
+3016,and you get to play with a lot of dogs.,"well, you're supposed to be working."
+3017,"well, you're supposed to be working.","yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs."
+3018,"yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.",what about the unfriendly dogs?
+3019,what about the unfriendly dogs?,"i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you."
+3020,"i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.",dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly.
+3021,i want to move to new york.,to the state or the city?
+3022,to the state or the city?,"to the city, of course."
+3023,"to the city, of course.",why do you want to move there?
+3024,why do you want to move there?,because i want to make a lot of money.
+3025,because i want to make a lot of money.,there are a lot of poor people in new york.
+3026,there are a lot of poor people in new york.,there sure are—at least a million.
+3027,there sure are—at least a million.,so how do you plan to become rich?
+3028,so how do you plan to become rich?,i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.
+3029,i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.,that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.
+3030,that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.,i will keep knocking on doors.
+3031,i will keep knocking on doors.,all you will get is sore knuckles.
+3032,i love salads.,me too.
+3033,me too.,i usually eat a simple salad.
+3034,i usually eat a simple salad.,what do you put in it?
+3035,what do you put in it?,"just lettuce, tomato, and celery."
+3036,"just lettuce, tomato, and celery.",that's it?
+3037,that's it?,i add some pepper and salt.
+3038,i add some pepper and salt.,i always put cheese in my salads.
+3039,i always put cheese in my salads.,"yes, cheese is nice."
+3040,"yes, cheese is nice.",what kind of dressing do you use?
+3041,what kind of dressing do you use?,i pour lots of french dressing on top.
+3042,i pour lots of french dressing on top.,me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories?
+3043,i love cheese.,me too.
+3044,me too.,where does cheese come from?
+3045,where does cheese come from?,it comes from cows.
+3046,it comes from cows.,"so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?"
+3047,"so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?","yes, we do."
+3048,"yes, we do.",what else do we get from cows?
+3049,what else do we get from cows?,we get hamburgers and steak.
+3050,we get hamburgers and steak.,"oh, that's so delicious."
+3051,"oh, that's so delicious.",we also get leather.
+3052,we also get leather.,"we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?"
+3053,"we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?",yes. a cow is man's best friend.
+3054,i used to work in a deli.,how did you like it?
+3055,how did you like it?,i loved it!
+3056,i loved it!,did you get free food?
+3057,did you get free food?,i ate free cheese and meat every day.
+3058,i ate free cheese and meat every day.,that sounds like a great job.
+3059,that sounds like a great job.,"whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me."
+3060,"whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.",did you get fat?
+3061,did you get fat?,"no, but i did put on a few pounds."
+3062,"no, but i did put on a few pounds.",that sounds like a dream job.
+3063,that sounds like a dream job.,"it was, until one day my manager caught me."
+3064,"it was, until one day my manager caught me.","no more free cheese for you, huh?"
+3065,i'm on a new diet.,what are you eating now?
+3066,what are you eating now?,i switched from pasta to potatoes.
+3067,i switched from pasta to potatoes.,why did you do that?
+3068,why did you do that?,pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.
+3069,pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.,natural food has more vitamins.
+3070,natural food has more vitamins.,and it's just as easy to prepare.
+3071,and it's just as easy to prepare.,how do you prepare the potatoes?
+3072,how do you prepare the potatoes?,"i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes."
+3073,"i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.",that's pretty simple.
+3074,that's pretty simple.,"then i add butter, salt, and pepper."
+3075,"then i add butter, salt, and pepper.",can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta?
+3076,my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table.,why was that?
+3077,why was that?,i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.
+3078,i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.,what's the matter with that?
+3079,what's the matter with that?,her mom is a great cook.
+3080,her mom is a great cook.,"so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything."
+3081,"so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.",it hurt her feelings.
+3082,it hurt her feelings.,oh.
+3083,oh.,"i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset."
+3084,"i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.",maybe you shouldn't eat there again.
+3085,maybe you shouldn't eat there again.,i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.
+3086,i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.,it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you.
+3087,i eat the same thing every day.,you're kidding.
+3088,you're kidding.,"no, i'm serious."
+3089,"no, i'm serious.",doesn't that get old?
+3090,doesn't that get old?,"no, because i'm eating food that i like."
+3091,"no, because i'm eating food that i like.",but the same thing day after day gets old.
+3092,but the same thing day after day gets old.,"well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different."
+3093,"well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.",do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?
+3094,do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?,"no, i hate vegetables."
+3095,"no, i hate vegetables.",but you eat fruits.
+3096,but you eat fruits.,"i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day."
+3097,"i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.","well, there's nothing wrong with that."
+3098,there's something wrong with my orange.,what's wrong?
+3099,what's wrong?,it's not orange!
+3100,it's not orange!,your orange isn't orange?
+3101,your orange isn't orange?,"no, it's dark pink!"
+3102,"no, it's dark pink!",are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.
+3103,are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.,"i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now."
+3104,"i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.","let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink."
+3105,"let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.",who ever heard of such a thing?
+3106,who ever heard of such a thing?,"oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel."
+3107,"oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.",what is this world coming to?
+3108,what is this world coming to?,who knows? maybe soon we'll have pink bananas.
+3109,i love peanuts.,"me, too. i love them roasted and salted."
+3110,"me, too. i love them roasted and salted.",i love boiled peanuts.
+3111,i love boiled peanuts.,boiled? i never heard of that.
+3112,boiled? i never heard of that.,just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.
+3113,just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.,i'll have to try them sometime.
+3114,i'll have to try them sometime.,they're best when they're hot.
+3115,they're best when they're hot.,my brother is allergic to peanuts.
+3116,my brother is allergic to peanuts.,that's not good.
+3117,that's not good.,"no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little."
+3118,"no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.",i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.
+3119,i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.,he has a very strict diet.
+3120,i'm gaining weight.,how much have you gained?
+3121,how much have you gained?,three pounds just this month.
+3122,three pounds just this month.,do you know why?
+3123,do you know why?,i think it's the ice cream.
+3124,i think it's the ice cream.,you started eating ice cream?
+3125,you started eating ice cream?,it was on sale.
+3126,it was on sale.,how much did you buy?
+3127,how much did you buy?,i filled up my freezer with ice cream.
+3128,i filled up my freezer with ice cream.,"well, it won't last forever."
+3129,"well, it won't last forever.","no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week."
+3130,"no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.","then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale."
+3131,i'm stuffed.,of course you are. you ate everything on the table.
+3132,of course you are. you ate everything on the table.,i don't like to eat leftovers.
+3133,i don't like to eat leftovers.,i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.
+3134,i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.,i like my food hot and fresh.
+3135,i like my food hot and fresh.,you like to see it disappear.
+3136,you like to see it disappear.,i don't like it reheated.
+3137,i don't like it reheated.,"well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night."
+3138,"well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.",i'm so full i'm going to burst.
+3139,i'm so full i'm going to burst.,you should loosen your belt.
+3140,you should loosen your belt.,i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.
+3141,i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.,"well, don't stand up, please."
+3142,i saw what you did.,i didn't do anything.
+3143,i didn't do anything.,"oh yes, you did."
+3144,"oh yes, you did.",what are you talking about?
+3145,what are you talking about?,you know what i'm talking about.
+3146,you know what i'm talking about.,i don't have any idea.
+3147,i don't have any idea.,you know what you did.
+3148,you know what you did.,"maybe i know, but how could you know?"
+3149,"maybe i know, but how could you know?",because i was watching you.
+3150,because i was watching you.,"okay, i'm sorry i did it."
+3151,"okay, i'm sorry i did it.",don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!
+3152,don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!,i promise i'll never drink out of the carton again.
+3153,i like that shirt.,so do i.
+3154,so do i.,how much is it?
+3155,how much is it?,i don't know. the tag is missing.
+3156,i don't know. the tag is missing.,ask the clerk.
+3157,ask the clerk.,i will.
+3158,i will.,"oh, look. here's another shirt just like it."
+3159,"oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.",does it have a price tag?
+3160,does it have a price tag?,"yes, it does. it's only $20."
+3161,"yes, it does. it's only $20.",that's a great price.
+3162,that's a great price.,i think i'll buy both of them.
+3163,i think i'll buy both of them.,you'd better try them on first.
+3164,i bought you a pair of pants.,thank you.
+3165,thank you.,i hope they fit.
+3166,i hope they fit.,i hope you kept the receipt.
+3167,i hope you kept the receipt.,you think they won't fit?
+3168,you think they won't fit?,i think i've put on some weight.
+3169,i think i've put on some weight.,you think?
+3170,you think?,maybe a pound or two.
+3171,maybe a pound or two.,maybe four or five pounds?
+3172,maybe four or five pounds?,my waist is bigger than it was.
+3173,my waist is bigger than it was.,no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.
+3174,no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.,you are so smart!
+3175,what do we need to buy?,let me look at our list.
+3176,let me look at our list.,i know that we need milk.
+3177,i know that we need milk.,nonfat.
+3178,nonfat.,of course. what else?
+3179,of course. what else?,"we need cheese, bread, and ham."
+3180,"we need cheese, bread, and ham.",what kind of cheese?
+3181,what kind of cheese?,swiss.
+3182,swiss.,"of course, the cheese with holes in it."
+3183,"of course, the cheese with holes in it.",i never used to buy swiss cheese.
+3184,i never used to buy swiss cheese.,why not?
+3185,why not?,i didn't want to pay for the holes.
+3186,i need some pants.,i thought you just bought a pair.
+3187,i thought you just bought a pair.,i did.
+3188,i did.,what's wrong with them so soon?
+3189,what's wrong with them so soon?,"the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it."
+3190,"the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.",you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.
+3191,you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.,but that's what pockets are for.
+3192,but that's what pockets are for.,you should carry them in a purse.
+3193,you should carry them in a purse.,"i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!"
+3194,"i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!","well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets."
+3195,"well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.",i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.
+3196,i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.,try a google search online.
+3197,what are those wipes for?,you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.
+3198,you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.,that's a great idea.
+3199,that's a great idea.,"yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers."
+3200,"yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.",i'm going to take five wipes.
+3201,i'm going to take five wipes.,what do you need five of them for?
+3202,what do you need five of them for?,"one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce."
+3203,"one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.",what's the matter with the produce?
+3204,what's the matter with the produce?,do you think the bananas fell from the sky?
+3205,do you think the bananas fell from the sky?,what do you mean?
+3206,what do you mean?,"i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges."
+3207,"i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.","well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with."
+3208,did you go to the 99 cents store?,"yes, i did."
+3209,"yes, i did.",what did you buy?
+3210,what did you buy?,"well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual."
+3211,"well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.",like what?
+3212,like what?,"well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents."
+3213,"well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.",that's a good deal.
+3214,that's a good deal.,and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.
+3215,and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.,another good deal.
+3216,another good deal.,but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.
+3217,but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.,i don't know how that store makes money.
+3218,i don't know how that store makes money.,"neither do i, but they're doing something right."
+3219,i need a new computer.,what's the matter with yours?
+3220,what's the matter with yours?,it's six years old.
+3221,it's six years old.,that's pretty old.
+3222,that's pretty old.,"it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity."
+3223,"it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.",are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?
+3224,are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?,"oh, a laptop, of course."
+3225,"oh, a laptop, of course.",a pc or a mac?
+3226,a pc or a mac?,i haven't decided yet.
+3227,i haven't decided yet.,more and more people are using macs.
+3228,more and more people are using macs.,but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.
+3229,but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.,and that's not going to change anytime soon.
+3230,i got ripped off.,what happened?
+3231,what happened?,"i had a car problem, so i went online."
+3232,"i had a car problem, so i went online.",did you find a solution?
+3233,did you find a solution?,"yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution."
+3234,"yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.","so, what's the problem?"
+3235,"so, what's the problem?","i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution."
+3236,"i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.",what are you going to do?
+3237,what are you going to do?,i sent them an email asking for my money back.
+3238,i sent them an email asking for my money back.,have you heard from them?
+3239,have you heard from them?,not yet. it's been a week.
+3240,not yet. it's been a week.,"well, i guess that's a $20 lesson for you."
+3241,where's the pencil sharpener?,which one?
+3242,which one?,any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.
+3243,any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.,i think there's one on the dining room table.
+3244,i think there's one on the dining room table.,i already looked there.
+3245,i already looked there.,did you look in the desk drawer?
+3246,did you look in the desk drawer?,"yes, i looked there, too."
+3247,"yes, i looked there, too.",don't we have about five sharpeners?
+3248,don't we have about five sharpeners?,"yes, but they seem to have legs."
+3249,"yes, but they seem to have legs.",tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.
+3250,tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.,get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.
+3251,get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.,yes. that way it will stay where i put it.
+3252,i'm trying to stretch my dollars.,how are you doing that?
+3253,how are you doing that?,i started shopping at the dollar store.
+3254,i started shopping at the dollar store.,that saves a lot of money.
+3255,that saves a lot of money.,i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.
+3256,i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.,that's a good deal.
+3257,that's a good deal.,"yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes."
+3258,"yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.",just put them in the fridge.
+3259,just put them in the fridge.,"also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee."
+3260,"also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.",why did you do that?
+3261,why did you do that?,i mixed them together.
+3262,i mixed them together.,"if the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea."
+3263,i really like this house.,can we afford it?
+3264,can we afford it?,they want 20 percent down.
+3265,they want 20 percent down.,that's a lot of money.
+3266,that's a lot of money.,but the house is so nice.
+3267,but the house is so nice.,it's in a great neighborhood.
+3268,it's in a great neighborhood.,it's close to the beach.
+3269,it's close to the beach.,it's close to the freeways.
+3270,it's close to the freeways.,it's got a big yard.
+3271,it's got a big yard.,"the kids love the house, too."
+3272,"the kids love the house, too.","if we don't buy it, someone else will."
+3273,"if we don't buy it, someone else will.",you're right. let's buy it now. we can worry later.
+3274,we can't afford this house.,are you sure?
+3275,are you sure?,"we will be house rich, but cash poor."
+3276,"we will be house rich, but cash poor.",what do you mean?
+3277,what do you mean?,our monthly payments will be too high.
+3278,our monthly payments will be too high.,we won't have any money for other things?
+3279,we won't have any money for other things?,"no, we won't have money for gas or food."
+3280,"no, we won't have money for gas or food.",we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?
+3281,we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?,without the peanut butter!
+3282,without the peanut butter!,that's no good!
+3283,that's no good!,we have to find a cheaper house.
+3284,we have to find a cheaper house.,of course. we can't live without gas or peanut butter.
+3285,that is a beautiful house.,i don't like it.
+3286,i don't like it.,what's the matter with it?
+3287,what's the matter with it?,it's on the corner.
+3288,it's on the corner.,so?
+3289,so?,that means it gets twice as much traffic.
+3290,that means it gets twice as much traffic.,you're right.
+3291,you're right.,"when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection."
+3292,"when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.",or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.
+3293,or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.,or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.
+3294,or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.,let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.
+3295,let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.,"that's perfect. the less traffic, the better."
+3296,i hate looking for an apartment.,"me, too."
+3297,"me, too.",we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.
+3298,we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.,we'd better get ready to go.
+3299,we'd better get ready to go.,it's an upstairs unit.
+3300,it's an upstairs unit.,"that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet."
+3301,"that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.",and it's a corner unit.
+3302,and it's a corner unit.,that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.
+3303,that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.,no pets are allowed.
+3304,no pets are allowed.,perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.
+3305,perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.,and there are only six units in the whole building.
+3306,and there are only six units in the whole building.,where's the checkbook? i'm ready to rent it without even seeing it.
+3307,did you call the manager?,yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.
+3308,yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.,did he say what time?
+3309,did he say what time?,yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.
+3310,yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.,did he understand what the problem is?
+3311,did he understand what the problem is?,yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.
+3312,yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.,it shouldn't take him long to fix it.
+3313,it shouldn't take him long to fix it.,i don't even know why we need to fix it.
+3314,i don't even know why we need to fix it.,in case we have visitors.
+3315,in case we have visitors.,but they can just knock on the door.
+3316,but they can just knock on the door.,"actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too."
+3317,"actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.","yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet."
+3318,do you like this house?,"yes, it's beautiful."
+3319,"yes, it's beautiful.",it's perfect for us and the kids.
+3320,it's perfect for us and the kids.,"three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard."
+3321,"three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.",and we can afford it!
+3322,and we can afford it!,so are we going to buy it?
+3323,so are we going to buy it?,i'm afraid not.
+3324,i'm afraid not.,"it's too far from your job, isn't it?"
+3325,"it's too far from your job, isn't it?",i can't spend four hours on the road every day.
+3326,i can't spend four hours on the road every day.,"by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat."
+3327,"by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.",i won't be able to play with the kids.
+3328,i won't be able to play with the kids.,"no, we have to find something closer to your job."
+3329,"boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it?",it sure is.
+3330,it sure is.,"in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too."
+3331,"in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.",let's turn on the heat.
+3332,let's turn on the heat.,i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.
+3333,i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.,it should be warmer in a few minutes.
+3334,it should be warmer in a few minutes.,it's so nice to have a heated apartment.
+3335,it's so nice to have a heated apartment.,how did they survive in the old days?
+3336,how did they survive in the old days?,they had fireplaces.
+3337,they had fireplaces.,someone had to chop the wood.
+3338,someone had to chop the wood.,and carry it into the house.
+3339,and carry it into the house.,all we have to do is flip a switch.
+3340,this is a nice neighborhood.,the streets are clean and quiet.
+3341,the streets are clean and quiet.,the neighbors don't party on the weekends.
+3342,the neighbors don't party on the weekends.,people take care of their lawns.
+3343,people take care of their lawns.,no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.
+3344,no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.,we never have to call the police about anything.
+3345,we never have to call the police about anything.,our kids are completely safe.
+3346,our kids are completely safe.,so why are we selling our house?
+3347,so why are we selling our house?,they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.
+3348,they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.,so we've got to sell before property values go down?
+3349,so we've got to sell before property values go down?,yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.
+3350,yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.,they're probably getting something under the table.
+3351,that was a huge fire in santa barbara.,"yes, it was."
+3352,"yes, it was.",they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.
+3353,they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.,and they were expensive houses.
+3354,and they were expensive houses.,i feel so sorry for those people.
+3355,i feel so sorry for those people.,why feel sorry for rich people?
+3356,why feel sorry for rich people?,i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.
+3357,i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.,"so do i, but not if they're rich."
+3358,"so do i, but not if they're rich.",what does that have to do with it?
+3359,what does that have to do with it?,rich people think they're better than us.
+3360,rich people think they're better than us.,how many rich people do you know?
+3361,how many rich people do you know?,none.
+3362,bears are invading our neighborhoods.,of course they are. they're starving to death.
+3363,of course they are. they're starving to death.,they should stay in the woods where they belong.
+3364,they should stay in the woods where they belong.,there's no food in the woods.
+3365,there's no food in the woods.,can't they eat grass?
+3366,can't they eat grass?,do you think a bear is a cow?
+3367,do you think a bear is a cow?,"well, i've seen them eating berries."
+3368,"well, i've seen them eating berries.",berries aren't in season all year round.
+3369,berries aren't in season all year round.,it's too dangerous for kids and pets.
+3370,it's too dangerous for kids and pets.,people need to cover their trash cans.
+3371,people need to cover their trash cans.,the police need to shoot all the bears.
+3372,the police need to shoot all the bears.,you don't solve a problem by shooting it.
+3373,who did you vote for?,i voted for obama.
+3374,i voted for obama.,me too.
+3375,me too.,he will be a great president.
+3376,he will be a great president.,everyone likes him.
+3377,everyone likes him.,he's a good speaker.
+3378,he's a good speaker.,and he's really smart.
+3379,and he's really smart.,he will solve our problems.
+3380,he will solve our problems.,he will end the war.
+3381,he will end the war.,the next four years will be good years.
+3382,the next four years will be good years.,"i'll vote for him next time, too."
+3383,"i'll vote for him next time, too.",i think everyone will.
+3384,the election is next week.,who are you voting for?
+3385,who are you voting for?,i'm not voting for the mayor.
+3386,i'm not voting for the mayor.,why not?
+3387,why not?,he made promises that he didn't keep.
+3388,he made promises that he didn't keep.,like what?
+3389,like what?,"he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers."
+3390,"he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.",how many did he hire?
+3391,how many did he hire?,one hundred!
+3392,one hundred!,maybe he had a good reason.
+3393,maybe he had a good reason.,maybe he's just a liar.
+3394,maybe he's just a liar.,"maybe i'll vote for someone else, too."
+3395,i can't believe he won the election.,only 15 percent of the voters turned out.
+3396,only 15 percent of the voters turned out.,that is a joke.
+3397,that is a joke.,"voting is so important, but people don't bother."
+3398,"voting is so important, but people don't bother.",many people think their vote doesn't matter.
+3399,many people think their vote doesn't matter.,"the mayor won by only 2,000 votes."
+3400,"the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.",we're stuck with him for four more years.
+3401,we're stuck with him for four more years.,voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.
+3402,voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.,all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.
+3403,all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.,how easy is that?
+3404,how easy is that?,i guess people just don't care.
+3405,i guess people just don't care.,they'll care when they see their taxes go up.
+3406,"well, we have a new president.",but we have the same old problems.
+3407,but we have the same old problems.,"well, he's made a few changes."
+3408,"well, he's made a few changes.",like what?
+3409,like what?,i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.
+3410,i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.,"oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court."
+3411,"oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.",who's paying for that?
+3412,who's paying for that?,i think we are!
+3413,i think we are!,"well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly."
+3414,"well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.","yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly."
+3415,"yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.",do any other world leaders have a basketball court?
+3416,do any other world leaders have a basketball court?,they will. you know america always leads the way.
+3417,people say that everybody loves obama.,"well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain."
+3418,"well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.",that's 50 million people who don't love obama.
+3419,that's 50 million people who don't love obama.,obama's got four years to make everyone happy.
+3420,obama's got four years to make everyone happy.,he's never going to make everyone happy.
+3421,he's never going to make everyone happy.,can you imagine being president?
+3422,can you imagine being president?,everyone wants you to solve their problems.
+3423,everyone wants you to solve their problems.,i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.
+3424,i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.,you and everybody else.
+3425,you and everybody else.,i would never want to be president.
+3426,i would never want to be president.,but think about all the power you'd have.
+3427,but think about all the power you'd have.,i prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world.
+3428,did you read this article?,what article?
+3429,what article?,it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.
+3430,it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.,only 11 percent?
+3431,only 11 percent?,about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.
+3432,about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.,where does he travel to?
+3433,where does he travel to?,"oh, all over the world."
+3434,"oh, all over the world.",but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.
+3435,but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.,he's visiting other cities to get ideas.
+3436,he's visiting other cities to get ideas.,can't he just go online?
+3437,can't he just go online?,the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.
+3438,the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.,"well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out."
+3439,who did you vote for for president?,i voted for ralph nader.
+3440,i voted for ralph nader.,who in the world is ralph nader?
+3441,who in the world is ralph nader?,he's the best man for president.
+3442,he's the best man for president.,why's that?
+3443,why's that?,he hates corporations.
+3444,he hates corporations.,"well, most corporations do think only about money."
+3445,"well, most corporations do think only about money.",he hates democrats and republicans.
+3446,he hates democrats and republicans.,"well, they do put their party before their country."
+3447,"well, they do put their party before their country.",he's the only candidate that i trust.
+3448,he's the only candidate that i trust.,but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!
+3449,but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!,"sooner or later, voters will wake up."
+3450,i don't know why i bother to vote.,why's that?
+3451,why's that?,what good does it do?
+3452,what good does it do?,you get to put someone in power that you like.
+3453,you get to put someone in power that you like.,only if my candidate wins.
+3454,only if my candidate wins.,"well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him."
+3455,"well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.","but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises."
+3456,"but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.",that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.
+3457,that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.,"and when elected, they go their own way."
+3458,"and when elected, they go their own way.",they forget who put them in power.
+3459,they forget who put them in power.,they forget where they came from.
+3460,they forget where they came from.,maybe you should run for office.
+3461,that election for u.s. senator stunk.,what do you mean?
+3462,what do you mean?,there were more votes than voters!
+3463,there were more votes than voters!,but that's impossible.
+3464,but that's impossible.,officials said that it's possible.
+3465,officials said that it's possible.,did they explain how it's possible?
+3466,did they explain how it's possible?,no. they said there are some things you can't explain.
+3467,no. they said there are some things you can't explain.,so are they going to hold another election?
+3468,so are they going to hold another election?,no. that will cost too much money.
+3469,no. that will cost too much money.,so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?
+3470,so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?,"well, the democratic party says it was an honest election."
+3471,"well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.",of course they say that—their man won!
+3472,i see that former president bush is at a conference.,yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.
+3473,yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.,"yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone."
+3474,"yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.","only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas."
+3475,"only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.","not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers."
+3476,"not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.",but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.
+3477,but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.,that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.
+3478,that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.,he spoke to them and made them feel better.
+3479,he spoke to them and made them feel better.,did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?
+3480,did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?,"no, he didn't have time to do that."
+3481,"no, he didn't have time to do that.","well, he's got plenty of time now!"
+3482,"well, he's got plenty of time now!","no, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president."
+3483,did you get your official sample ballot?,"yes, with the voter instructions."
+3484,"yes, with the voter instructions.",how are you going to vote?
+3485,how are you going to vote?,"same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp."
+3486,"same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.","i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?"
+3487,"i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?","against all of them, of course."
+3488,"against all of them, of course.","but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons."
+3489,"but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.",we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!
+3490,we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!,that's true. where did that money go?
+3491,that's true. where did that money go?,our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.
+3492,our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.,they are having a good time with our money.
+3493,they are having a good time with our money.,so when are we going to stop giving them more?
+3494,have you decided how you are going to vote?,"do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?"
+3495,"do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?","yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals."
+3496,"yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.",you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.
+3497,you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.,but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.
+3498,but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.,do you believe the tv ads?
+3499,do you believe the tv ads?,i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.
+3500,i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.,"don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true."
+3501,"don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.","but the title of measure 1 is ""better schools at no cost."""
+3502,"but the title of measure 1 is ""better schools at no cost.""","the title should be ""better schools at huge cost."""
+3503,"the title should be ""better schools at huge cost.""",i can't believe that they would lie to us.
+3504,i can't believe that they would lie to us.,of course they lie—that's what politicians do!
+3505,i have a stomachache.,is it something you ate?
+3506,is it something you ate?,maybe. i'm not sure.
+3507,maybe. i'm not sure.,what did you have for breakfast?
+3508,what did you have for breakfast?,"the usual, cereal with milk and a banana."
+3509,"the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.",maybe the milk was bad.
+3510,maybe the milk was bad.,it didn't smell bad.
+3511,it didn't smell bad.,maybe the banana was bad.
+3512,maybe the banana was bad.,"no, the banana was delicious."
+3513,"no, the banana was delicious.",maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.
+3514,maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.,"no, that's not the problem."
+3515,"no, that's not the problem.",maybe it will go away in a little while.
+3516,what's this stain?,i don't know.
+3517,i don't know.,it looks like blood.
+3518,it looks like blood.,i think my nose was bleeding.
+3519,i think my nose was bleeding.,you should wet your shirt immediately.
+3520,you should wet your shirt immediately.,why?
+3521,why?,because that gets the blood out of the shirt.
+3522,because that gets the blood out of the shirt.,what's a little blood?
+3523,what's a little blood?,your white shirt is ruined.
+3524,your white shirt is ruined.,"so, i'll just buy another one."
+3525,"so, i'll just buy another one.",you can wear this one around the house.
+3526,you can wear this one around the house.,next time i'll soak it immediately.
+3527,my fingers hurt.,why do they hurt?
+3528,why do they hurt?,i type too much.
+3529,i type too much.,you should take a break.
+3530,you should take a break.,i need to type to make money.
+3531,i need to type to make money.,but typing is causing you pain.
+3532,but typing is causing you pain.,maybe i should see a doctor.
+3533,maybe i should see a doctor.,doctors are too expensive.
+3534,doctors are too expensive.,he might tell me to rest for a while.
+3535,he might tell me to rest for a while.,he might want to cut you open.
+3536,he might want to cut you open.,he might say i'm okay.
+3537,he might say i'm okay.,he might say you have bone cancer.
+3538,what did the doctor say?,he thinks i have too much stress.
+3539,he thinks i have too much stress.,stress causes your stomachaches?
+3540,stress causes your stomachaches?,stress causes different problems with different people.
+3541,stress causes different problems with different people.,so what did he tell you to do?
+3542,so what did he tell you to do?,he said i need to think positive.
+3543,he said i need to think positive.,he didn't give you any medication?
+3544,he didn't give you any medication?,i hate medication. it makes me feel different.
+3545,i hate medication. it makes me feel different.,so how do you think positive?
+3546,so how do you think positive?,i think about nice things.
+3547,i think about nice things.,like what?
+3548,like what?,"like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand."
+3549,i cut my finger.,how did you do that?
+3550,how did you do that?,it's a paper cut.
+3551,it's a paper cut.,paper can be dangerous.
+3552,paper can be dangerous.,"it hurts, too."
+3553,"it hurts, too.",paper cuts can hurt a lot.
+3554,paper cuts can hurt a lot.,where are the band-aids?
+3555,where are the band-aids?,i think they're in the medicine cabinet.
+3556,i think they're in the medicine cabinet.,it's on the tip of my finger.
+3557,it's on the tip of my finger.,a band-aid might not work.
+3558,a band-aid might not work.,i must not use this finger until the cut heals.
+3559,i must not use this finger until the cut heals.,it might take a day or two to heal.
+3560,do you smell that?,"oh, yes."
+3561,"oh, yes.",i can't stand cigarette smoke.
+3562,i can't stand cigarette smoke.,it smells so bad.
+3563,it smells so bad.,one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.
+3564,one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.,smokers think they are so cool.
+3565,smokers think they are so cool.,they are so weak.
+3566,they are so weak.,a little cigarette controls them.
+3567,a little cigarette controls them.,they look so stupid taking a puff.
+3568,they look so stupid taking a puff.,and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.
+3569,and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.,they think it's cool.
+3570,they think it's cool.,cigarettes stink.
+3571,do you have a cold?,"yes, i do."
+3572,"yes, i do.",how did you get it?
+3573,how did you get it?,my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.
+3574,my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.,have you taken anything for your cold?
+3575,have you taken anything for your cold?,"no, i just blow my nose a lot."
+3576,"no, i just blow my nose a lot.",your nose is stopped up?
+3577,your nose is stopped up?,yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.
+3578,yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.,have you tried nose drops?
+3579,have you tried nose drops?,"no, i don't like nose drops."
+3580,"no, i don't like nose drops.",they work great.
+3581,they work great.,i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose.
+3582,"would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?",sure.
+3583,sure.,thank you.
+3584,thank you.,you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.
+3585,you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.,i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.
+3586,i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.,what's wrong with looking pale?
+3587,what's wrong with looking pale?,people think you might be sick.
+3588,people think you might be sick.,who thinks that?
+3589,who thinks that?,i don't know.
+3590,i don't know.,it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.
+3591,it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.,i know that.
+3592,i know that.,so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!
+3593,i can't quit smoking.,of course you can.
+3594,of course you can.,i don't have enough will power.
+3595,i don't have enough will power.,of course you do.
+3596,of course you do.,i wish i had never started.
+3597,i wish i had never started.,so does every smoker.
+3598,so does every smoker.,i've tried to quit so many times.
+3599,i've tried to quit so many times.,so has everyone else.
+3600,so has everyone else.,nothing seems to work.
+3601,nothing seems to work.,"all it takes is will power, and you have it."
+3602,"all it takes is will power, and you have it.",then why can't i quit?
+3603,then why can't i quit?,you have to believe in yourself.
+3604,my back is killing me.,what did you do?
+3605,what did you do?,i got out of my car.
+3606,i got out of my car.,that's it?
+3607,that's it?,i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
+3608,i injured my back one time just by sneezing.,you should see a doctor.
+3609,you should see a doctor.,my doctor said i need surgery.
+3610,my doctor said i need surgery.,so?
+3611,so?,"so, forget it."
+3612,"so, forget it.",you don't have the money?
+3613,you don't have the money?,i have no insurance.
+3614,i have no insurance.,maybe a back rub would help.
+3615,my brother smokes three packs a day.,three packs of what?
+3616,three packs of what?,"cigarettes, of course."
+3617,"cigarettes, of course.",how can he do that?
+3618,how can he do that?,"when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another."
+3619,"when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.",he's a chain smoker.
+3620,he's a chain smoker.,he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
+3621,he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.,that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
+3622,that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?,"he can, but the people around him can't."
+3623,"he can, but the people around him can't.",how can he still be alive?
+3624,how can he still be alive?,his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
+3625,his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.,maybe i should start smoking.
+3626,i hate brushing my teeth.,it's such a chore.
+3627,it's such a chore.,"brush, brush. spit, spit."
+3628,"brush, brush. spit, spit.",what did they do in the old days?
+3629,what did they do in the old days?,they brushed with their fingers.
+3630,they brushed with their fingers.,they also ate with their fingers!
+3631,they also ate with their fingers!,why do they call it the good old days?
+3632,why do they call it the good old days?,maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
+3633,maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.,who invented flossing?
+3634,who invented flossing?,"a dentist, i'm sure."
+3635,"a dentist, i'm sure.",i hate flossing more than brushing!
+3636,i hate flossing more than brushing!,i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
+3637,let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.,this trail is hard to climb.
+3638,this trail is hard to climb.,especially on a hot day like this.
+3639,especially on a hot day like this.,i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
+3640,i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.,thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
+3641,thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.,all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
+3642,all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.,"we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears."
+3643,"we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.",i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
+3644,i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.,all you've lost is some sweat.
+3645,all you've lost is some sweat.,i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
+3646,i haven't even lost one pound of fat?,"if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day."
+3647,"if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.","okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see."
+3648,"oh no, another pimple on my face.",pimples suck.
+3649,pimples suck.,it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
+3650,it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.,maybe it's something in your diet.
+3651,maybe it's something in your diet.,"no, i eat the same things day after day."
+3652,"no, i eat the same things day after day.",then maybe it's in your genes.
+3653,then maybe it's in your genes.,you might be right.
+3654,you might be right.,do pimples run in your family?
+3655,do pimples run in your family?,not that i've noticed.
+3656,not that i've noticed.,"well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air."
+3657,"well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.","whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face."
+3658,"whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.","well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop."
+3659,do you believe everything you hear?,i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
+3660,i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.,you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
+3661,you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.,you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
+3662,you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.,everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
+3663,everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.,three different people will give you three different stories.
+3664,three different people will give you three different stories.,and the government will give you a fourth story.
+3665,and the government will give you a fourth story.,"yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu."
+3666,"yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.",but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
+3667,but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.,the government says we have nothing to worry about.
+3668,the government says we have nothing to worry about.,then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
+3669,then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?,"the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay."
+3670,don't pick your nose.,i wasn't picking my nose.
+3671,i wasn't picking my nose.,what were you doing?
+3672,what were you doing?,i was scratching my nose.
+3673,i was scratching my nose.,i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
+3674,i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.,"okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit."
+3675,"okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.",use a tissue next time.
+3676,use a tissue next time.,i didn't have a tissue.
+3677,i didn't have a tissue.,then wait till you find a tissue.
+3678,then wait till you find a tissue.,i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
+3679,i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.,"oh, really? maybe you should have called 911."
+3680,"oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.",it wasn't that kind of emergency.
+3681,our tv remote is filthy.,"yes, it's covered with crud."
+3682,"yes, it's covered with crud.",i'm going to clean it.
+3683,i'm going to clean it.,don't use water on it!
+3684,don't use water on it!,i'll use a damp cloth.
+3685,i'll use a damp cloth.,don't let water get into any of the cracks.
+3686,don't let water get into any of the cracks.,i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
+3687,i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.,don't rub the numbers off the remote.
+3688,don't rub the numbers off the remote.,i will rub gently but firmly.
+3689,i will rub gently but firmly.,"do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials."
+3690,"do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.",i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
+3691,i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.,maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
+3692,my ear is killing me.,what's the matter?
+3693,what's the matter?,i was on a plane.
+3694,i was on a plane.,so?
+3695,so?,"so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt."
+3696,"so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.",that's no good.
+3697,that's no good.,"sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't."
+3698,"sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.",have you seen a doctor?
+3699,have you seen a doctor?,i've been to two doctors.
+3700,i've been to two doctors.,and they couldn't fix your problem?
+3701,and they couldn't fix your problem?,they both said i have to live with it.
+3702,they both said i have to live with it.,or you can stay off planes.
+3703,did you see the woman with the new face?,did she get a nice job?
+3704,did she get a nice job?,"she got an ""everything"" job!"
+3705,"she got an ""everything"" job!",what do you mean?
+3706,what do you mean?,a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.
+3707,a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.,why did they do that?
+3708,why did they do that?,a mad dog bit most of her face off.
+3709,a mad dog bit most of her face off.,"oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?"
+3710,"oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?","her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down."
+3711,"her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.",and then will she look normal again?
+3712,and then will she look normal again?,i guess so.
+3713,i guess so.,god bless modern medicine.
+3714,there's something wrong with my right hand.,what's wrong with it?
+3715,what's wrong with it?,it aches most of the time.
+3716,it aches most of the time.,what do you think it is?
+3717,what do you think it is?,i don't know. i think it's old age.
+3718,i don't know. i think it's old age.,"if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?"
+3719,"if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?",that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.
+3720,that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.,are you right-handed?
+3721,are you right-handed?,yes. all my life.
+3722,yes. all my life.,you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.
+3723,you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.,but i do all my writing with my right hand.
+3724,but i do all my writing with my right hand.,start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work.
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