we always say it's like breakfast with the beatles except we're the beatles so you we now you know why you love listening to us when you lose but so we we do this show every week and we talk about our dreams our hopes our dreams who run a big company and they fail more were likely to have more knowledge and experience and are more likely to succeed the next time so they actually kind of look for really smart people who have failed what so what  should be really looking for well yeah my question is what is what do they look for guys like us who failed under this and hun we're not in silicon valley or as we would be really popular will we be running google yeah we would be running google into the ground i think we'd have all these great ideas like what would we do with google we'd have all the search engine returns would be capitalist would enjoy that you know i would not want to fund that ha i'm putting in my three dollars right now and we're back here talking to you because you've already invested two and a half minutes into this s o it's kind of over for you so you know you're already hooked yeah one more so we're going to give you one of our many failures right now i only find references to my work done is definitely a giant hoax the largest ever in the history of earth you know the burning question but i'd say you ask i don't believe in believing i don't believe in a word i don't believe what people say at least that's what i've heard i don't listen to it  thank you we're back here talking about our failures you know one of my favorite lines of buddhism you know i know doug doug has been doing it but one of my favorite gags of ok go right i'm intrigued and then they have no idea where you're going with ye treat you it's you know it's sort of makes you feel like i shouldn't try to improve my life or my children's life or my dog's life because i should have done that before i was born to me that's funny to me that's just a gag you know and i you can but i'm sure that that's not the central part of why people like buddhism but but it's one of those the lines that sort of crept up you know how like you know people sort of manipulate things to serve their own needs and i could just see some people are both it's really too late to do anything about you so don't even think about deposing the case right so i'm still in shock yeah and you guys are kind of responsible because of what you did before you were bo so are we the thing that everyone else then can feel better about their lives because they can just look down on us and say well at least i'm not those guys yeah this is the service we provide i think it would but not enough people sort of like can appreciate our music enough to do that you know i think most people are just sort of like it's go away that's an important service because we've even failed to do is or has it's pretty good  we're ready for those venture capitalist guys any minute to come up and say man these guys are cause me even make the losers look good yeah so that's what we do here on the tom dog show let's play another song ok you know i feel badly now because some people actually are nice to us and i don't want to sort of offend those people by by saying what losers we are you know maybe to them we're here oh oh but but that doesn't really speak very highly of them or i don't know yeah and i know but still you mean we saw some of these people that we know are kind of nice and actually some of them are really talented yeah i know that's what happens so it's kind of are they just mistaken i think that's probably what it is yeah i would prefer that they're mistaken rather than there be a rip in the fabric of the current reality while i think the other option maybe they're not mistaken maybe they're just being kind yeah that's a good one yeah i can go with that ok there's kind of like pity kind of yeah you know like oh these guys are so out there and ridiculous that you know i can condescend i can to say pretend like minutes ok but it's not five minutes because it's a half an hour you got to do that the tom and doug show has been created using the finest coffee beans from all over the world we're back everybody does the thomas dog show and you know we wanted that we have a question for you guys at home who he don't know is this this so it's been really kind of brutally honest is that a good thing  yeah and you could say hi yeah this this show has been brilliant because it perfectly expresses what losers you guys are yeah i'd be ok with that comment dr bob put it like you guys are funny i'm was choked at my popcorn and that was funny dr bob we like it all right so come on back next week we're very happy we're very pleased that you guys come and join us then thanks bye