for fifty eight minutes ok that's no breaks or anything so everything has to be done ad lib ok thanks richard about his work that he's doing now which is very cutting edge in terms of comedy and i want to show at the outset here richard if you can just show this practice is a book if you could show it on there this is a book that he published some time back and it's called general george hannibal bush the little big oil well it's a really funny thing a take on mr bush and also on the the foibles of our military warmaking and so forth and david welcome so much to conversation that here in our talking about my new comedy political comedy show to save my book disaster ok well the very day the book was a disaster to me was really good but ok very good you looking very good sir i had reduced myself ok yes ok welcome ladies and gentlemen this is the general george custer bush ugly american political comedy is that the david under the mat i get rid of that how you got rid of that and you think how it can be hard i just thought i'd introduce myself as general george custer but right well for the book and the new political comedy show designed to save the book failure  i see well it's good to have some back up that's a back of the book is very good yes by the way the this uniform is in the book from the publisher wanted a picture of me earlier but that's the march out of moscow back to paris with about five hundred people left from that awful mistake that he made and you're on to about things military mistakes and now parodying the military  book the book is history ok it was a failure disaster i am doing the political comedy show now to save the book oh ok and i think ironically the the comedy show is going to be better than the book is good i stand by it but i know this comedy show is going to be great ok and i'm bringing back vaudeville and he doesn't my political comedy show will include mass skits over the years i have for fun saved i must have many many big bag full of celebrity historical and political mass from halloween shop and to to add creative dynamics to the comedy show i will be doing when i do my coming because my personal life did a one hundred and eighty degree and became a nightmare and i think it can be attributed to those things i am now just recovering i've turned things around now starting in two thousand fifteen and the biggest thing is the comedy show that i've been working on for fourteen months the idea fourteen months ago walking around the mall where i live the mega mall walk by the comedy club and got the great idea the light bulb went on and i said why don't you do a political comedy show based on your failed book to save the book and our ironically after fourteen months of work putting it together this is my st public exposure here for the comedy show the show is going to be great  ago when i thought up this comedy show now i never envisioned it would turn out what it has the monitor it is because you know when i originally did this yeah i thought to myself you could a good show and you'll help boost your book sale it so i did but you know now after fourteen months of putting the show together really thank and believe fully one hundred and ten percent the show he's better and bigger and a monster and it's going to be greater than i ever imagined wallow that it's going to save my life and my book and that is serious serious business is now you want to do something like and introduction or something i would like to do an audition it should be about ten minutes this is for the comedy d american money python uber production for a sick and demented audience and you come to the right and conquer in history alexander the great yeah and what is my goal mir lad to conquer the world with my humor ok and to prove that the great mark twain statement is true that the greatest weapon against authority and the powers that be it's humor oh man i married i married i think it's true yeah right ok now folks i'd like to begin the audition show the show for your added fun and entertainment there will be a special guest and now i would like to do a  now ladies and gentlemen i would like to do a political witch or anything that i must stand up because this involves my bob dylan mascot are you ready ok lets see if we can manage this is going to be a little bit tight tricky well maybe i'll get on my knees that might be the way it actually do but whatever you have to do you have to do this is now let's see how much no worries well you got there there you go there you go yeah that's good i have no friends i have no allies i hate everybody and i'm going to attack and kill everybody i will start with the iranian persians and iran then my republican daughter only one march are to afghanistan and pakistan and kill all afghanis and pakistanis then we will deal with the perps kill the percs then army will march west and we will kill other arab muslims starting with the syrians the jordanians the saudi arabians and the egyptians but that's not all i think the terrorists i'm a secular dictator and i hate religious fanatics by greatest enemy i want to kill all the terrorists i will start with the taliban wipe out the taliban wipe out al qaeda and wipe out exterminate to make genocide on my greatest enemy because they recently and this is a fact you know they've destroyed o we are doomed more and what is going to happen soon world war v new world war again the world or of the five roman numeral number five now that doesn't make a lot of sense folks does it because we have world war long and we w manufactured and produced in saudi arabia for your personal hygiene and she that tells you where people are at this country doesn't now you know there were two there are two groups of isis one is called exactly exactly what i did but i just want to let you know it was a disaster i failed to convert i was a retract it was very horrible it was very embarrassing and now let me tell you the story what happens i write over to the mosque stay in my motorcycle the religious leaders there are out side on the street ready to meet and things start going bad right away because they thought harley davidson was the name of an old west historical gunslinger of america and so the immediately suspected me of being an undercover law enforcement agent i think so things were already going down right so i went into the mosque things get steadily worse i refuse to take off my bike routes in the mosque because i don't take off my bike or boots for nobody i don't care who it is and then they give me a holy muslim cap to wear inside the mosque but it didn't fit over my bike or cap all conversing in arabic and i'll be honest i'm a bit bigoted i'm lazy i made no effort to learn any of their language any simple words any simple sounds i just stood there and i refused to learn any of the language which is not a good it's not a good for the future of me being a muslim a devout muslim and they picked up on this believe me they picked up on this they already were getting a more negative attitude i mean things got really bad when later on in the mosque they took me into the prayer chant room to pray to mecca and get on our knees to the east and pray down to mecca and just this is really bad it i couldn't help it it just happened what can i say it was horrible but anyway as i knelt down east to pray to mecca with all the other muslims there well i have to admit that the night before i'd been drinking some beer also as i knelt down on my knees my big ass was up in the air and i blew a big fart in the room at all these then things came to a climax in the evening this was the ultimate disaster in the evening the minaret stereo system came on to do the evening evening chanting prayers for the people inside outside the mosque as they do in all the mosques and i'm really sorry i did this but it was an angry spontaneous action is the way i've been programmed all my life as the chanting music came on the stereo system of the mosque in the early evening i yelled out turn that crap off however things turned out good folks because guess what happened the next week i joined isis of america i contacted isis of america and they took me with no questions asked they said i was a perfect camp and it was like the french foreign legion no questions join us we are you are a great no problems no requirements david chiseling you're in isis of america and what is isis of america what does that mean insane social pass inside society oh it's what we all know and let me tell you something folks right now there are hundreds of thousands of us inside america in isis america and we are going to wipe out isis of arabia because we outnumber i'm already big time you think so and  also beaner crazier and bigger bad ass than they'll ever be as our president said we're the far city they're the junior varsity ok i get the deer washington soon so anyway soon some day in the in the future will number billions still be millions of us and then i can see far far in the future there will be tens of millions of us isis of america and i guarantee you at that point we will be we will be the greatest finish it up yeah folks for the end of the audition i would like to give you what you've all been waiting for the dessert the cream to the crown the special guest of the fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on the continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal now we are  this is a disaster it's ruined my political career it doesn't look like i can defeat general george mcclintock clellan on the democratic ticket in this november's eight hundred and sixty four election i clearly have all simers i can't take it anymore he you know the one of my favorite rock musicians of all time maybe the greatest of all time the great and only john lennon and what did john lennon say in the last beatles album let it be the last song the very last not so happy with the great tyrant speech which was happy with the lincoln skit yeah and the vampire and it came out near perfect yeah i didn't know if i could get it near perfect hearse for ten days and i knew would be good yeah but i'm very pleased when i slowed down a little bit and cleared my head and when i practiced i had a tendency to do it too fast and i was flipping up a bit but here i decided to slow down a bit relax and yeah i came out here perfect i think this  show here taped on your tauno there on the video i think you will think it will get me into the comedy club well let's hope it could yeah why i and i am hoping there is a possibility that because of the vaudeville and the mass and my my thing i have a good solid sense of humor but i think because of the mask it's yeah using the mass to do some w c fields vaudeville here a bit of that and i'm crossing my fingers and hoping there's a possibility this may go viral on the internet well which will make me an just look at you and tell jokes i'm trying to add something dynamic here through a different to give creative outrageous dynamics to this show yeah right like you know and it enhances my europe i call it my european influences ryan but my biggest influence is money python yeah weren't they i think you might see with this comedy show as i see it clearly this is definitely a bit of what i call as i david letterman who i greatly admire he is one of the greatest he just the other day stepped down and retired and then did his show yeah that's right folks that dave's gone this davis here on new day has come as one empire declines a new empire always rises up to take its place so dave one is gone dave too has arrived you can see with this political stage comedy so when it's different like money python money pride tell me something now you regret they were so that's enough for the audition ok i'm a professional writer i did a professional job on this comedy show these are show books for my comedy show i made these up last fall they're professionally done because as a professional writer and already being  on mr show in two thousand and eleven i am a professional and i want these comedy clubs to know that i'm not an amateur i am a professional so i've got show book number one zero by the way this drawing here is the original book cover know this is the book the left and this one indeed but they're drawing i changed from the original which is on the show book for the comedy club this one i had to use it somewhere it was very ironic had to use his drawing because i never used it for the book so i came up with a brilliant idea put it on the show book this is the original drawing for the book it shows cannibal bush on his republican elephant attacking and destroying baghdad and iraq as general george custer of the old west the civil great civil war general old indian fire a little big horn looking on in admiration as general george hannibal boosh destroys baghdad in iraq right  on this show but by the one show that number one ladies and gentlemen is actually a record of the general notes for the show the general dialogue and all general notes are a book show book number one now we have  writers this is number two this is the record of jokes all my jokes will go in show book number two wow ok boy i already have i would say in fourteen months i have assembled over three hundred political jokes for this political comedy show maybe as many as three hundred and fifty jokes i've gotten from the news t v a newspaper in the last fourteen months maybe you could read a couple of well not off the head not on i'm not prepared oh i'd be in the book actually it's empty i haven't from the show in two thousand and eleven anyway we have a drawing here from the book showing general george custer bush going over the iraqi border and his take to attack the great dictator of iraq with his on the back is showing general george custer no actually here he's a field marshal he's been promoted to he commands all forces in iraq he is now field marshal here we have a field marshal on bush with the american forces destroying and attacking and annihilating the city of baghdad in a martial lockdown this is another drawing from the book just to let you know these drawings in the book are in black and white these are the original color prints that's why i use them for the shoebox because the originals are in color prints but i didn't use them inside the book to keep the cost of the book down but this book would be outrageously priced if i kept color drawings and everything inside the book is whacking the white folks that's because this is probably with the comedy show now i'm very happy very satisfied i've had a rough two thousand and twelve to two thousand and fourteen this comedy show has saved my life save my book i'm very happy and satisfied with what's happening i think the show going to go big i gave you a little sample tonight with the audition there's a lot more that humor common folks that was just the tip of the iceberg there's a lot more of this off the wall bizarre outrageous stuff coming ok and what you could do with the whole stage right  metropolitan opera stage you could set up so i offer a no i stick with a little props a little price specialty is political you or i will be using small props and mass for my humor and i will not change it because this is what i world jokes yeah right this gives me an edge folks because what you saw tonight with the ideation just a little tip of the earth there is a heck of a lot more bizarre outlandish vulgar outrageous politically incorrect and unpatriotic stuff that's ok i am not a politician however this is a political show i am a political spokesman and i do have a political platform with this show but i'm not a politician which is very good ok it gives me an edge you a little secret of my view of political science here if you are any of you want to be a politician or planning to be a politician or interested in politicians let me tell you a simple science rule of an average politician one rd of the dislike you intensely so the best you're going to do as a politician folks is get about one rd of the people out there voting for you and liking you and even if you're a great politician and popular you'd be even if you can swing shit about eight you you're going to be lucky to get some of them for you and some of them against you and if you're really down they're all going to not care about you you see that's political science that's how politics work is that right is that right it gets hard on your i know that's how it political platform and my comedy show is going to present a political platform but i'm not a politician no i'm a political spokesman folks i'm sort of trying to be like one of my great role models from history who i despite his brutality and the controversy about him he's one of the the most brilliant man of the th century i'm sort of inspired to do this comedy show by a real life politician and politically idealist  russia to communism now so lenin despite bad things that he did in his brutality and his callousness he had a brilliant political mind he was a brilliant man with a brilliant mind and a brilliant he was a brilliant  politician what do you think so he motivates me i don't want to be a politician but i do i want to be a political spokesman with a pool because i have a history degree and i and i study political science very intensely i want my voice to be heard through my comedy show as a spokesman with a platform but i'm not a politician why because i won't be corrupted so i won't play the silly game and i won't compromise and i will not be corrupted like all politicians i will not be corrupted so i'm sticking with the you my best strength is the huma and i think with the human as a political spokesman with a political platform i can make an impact i could make a difference with my humor to influence some people in this country in this world to have a different perspective on the world that i think is for the better because you are as positive it's to make you happy and make you laugh ok it's nonviolence i don't want violence i want happy you are and i hope some people can see what i'm saying and be i mean i'm creative artist i have a degree in history i know a lot of political science but i'm not going to get corrupted by being politicians ironic that i'm sticking with the show ladies and gentlemen i told you i was never going to change and if i ever scoundrel hypocrite i will never change this you know i have never been happier in my life i was i was glad you're having a good like general patton said in world war two in the movie i don't know if he really said this i don't know how accurate the script is a movie  in the patton movie from world war two it was my destiny and purpose to be here at this time at this moment to accomplish great deeds of history it's george c scott in the movie and i feel the same way with this comedy show ok this well i'm serious i'm not kidding now i do believe that in my lifetime because i'm over fifty years of age oh gosh it carries so eerie supernatural directed and led me to this point in my life to do this comedy show and i will guarantee you if any ten or fifteen things in my life and over the last fifty years went differently i would not be here now doing this show talking to you doing what i was really born and destined to do you really saw was i led and directed here by supernatural forces i think so i can explain it no i mean i'm serious i really am i cannot explain it i don't fully understand it but i do think i was le time you can get the zombies but you cannot get my audition show to do world war i v it's fun playing in and i bought that great vampire mask also want to say before i forget to the end of the show i want to say something right now before i forget because i will at the end this won't get out i just want to say all masks and props for this show courtesy of how we in adventure the best store i've ever been to in my life ok it's a cross between disneyland and hollywood it's down there on eight hundred and eight broadway and one and also it this place to do this to do this stage show and i guess the show and you're going to find it in new york city right yeah yeah i'm going to venture down down near union square go there if you want halloween stuff mass and props and costumes this is the best store i've ever seen in my life well they go in there for years in fact i'll tell you tell you this before i came up with the idea for this comedy show fourteen months ago i for the last ten years or more i have been  mascot how an adventure just for fun yeah right no the irony was when i came up with this idea for the show fourteen months ago i quickly realized that i had a great supply of mass for my mascot's for the show is that wonderful had already had the mass most of these mass i bought years ago they were bought years ago and already has supplies for the show is that right yeah that's a great now that's a sign that you're on the right course you're a man i you were talking skit this is from my favorite movie movie this is my favorite movie i think it's the movie of the decade fever for and this is the best movie i saw in the two thousands already was made i believe in two  d two thousand and eight yeah this is the best movie in my opinion that was made in the two thousands it's a george orwell type film talking about a fascist dictatorship taking over great britain starts natalie portman excuse me the chancellor he's not the prime minister anymore he's now the chancellor of great britain because because britain is now fascist and chancellor is the title adolph hitler used fascist nazi germany john hurt does a entertainment and here we go ladies and gentlemen a lot about your view of things here we go late well as it is want to say one thing well i start i forgot to say what makes the film so great in my opinion it is a great parallel to the united september when treason not be forgot the truth is there is truly something very wrong with this the people of this country need to know the truth the government used fear to control the people  alas fear got the best of us that people should never fear the government but the government should always fear the people the artist the artist uses lives to tell the i'm seen for a while yeah right right but those are actual lines from the film i watched it recently yeah and i said why don't you do a little v skit you got the mask off the hat recently to go with the mask yeah do some actual lines from the movie yeah it's done by hugo weaving i don't know if i know his face or i've ever seen him in any other movies i have no idea because in v a for friend v is played by hugo weaving but you never see his face he's always under the mask this is the only film i've ever seen i swear that i can remember i've ever seen where you did not see the face of the actor he was always under the mask so there you go yeah i just thought i'd do that little skit for yeah yeah  and gentlemen our national nightmare is not over and why that they they the amount of the ever and you do just like the presidential prayer in on or of our great leader i had to do some residential you're here to how many different people do you do i've got other mass