pill a day it's that simple first for all it's not for everyone side effects may include memory loss dryness of the mouth irritability sleeplessness stomach cramps dizziness nausea hair loss since labyrinth itis bleeding out the eyes leprosy loss of genitals and cancer of the life so  things and i want to give them great raymond's i think i will probably be calling letting people know within the day great thank you thank you so much for your time you are welcome my name is chris kyle hedda i am presently the world authority on the eskimo jojo i have here with me today three different kinds of yo yos i have one here which is and a third eye toy version which i will introduce later on the eskimo yoyo is composed of three parts for handle the string and the  you see if you want to get so one life with a girl you can't go around copying somebody else you've got to be your own original the thing that matters the most is on the inside it's not what you look like going outside of a girl like you let the chips fall where they knows that they're all that piece of crap just like drafty and things are broken and they're all houses especially in bellingham because it's a pretty old town and my roommate when my roommates would always bring home pets like he had to lizards and was talking about getting ferrets which he got a couple years later so anyway one day i come home and he's like nick come upstairs that's like as long as you feed him and clean up the shit like i don't care and ever and that was kind of everyone's mentality in the house was as long as you feed him and clean up the ship and when it garners ship i don't know if anyone has had a corner or knows what they're going to show it looks like it's it's kind of looks like a bird poop but times like a thousand like it's like to if you like cracked open to exit that's about how big to and another one david had an adjoining walk in closet that they share and they just kind of sectioned off part of that and made it into a kind of an enclosure for him put a heat lamp and some food but for the most part he just kind of roamed around the house free and crowd and give him some real food so one day my roommate david is playing video games and freedom is on his chest while he's playing video games in a recliner chair and he's finished playing and he sets down the controller and picks freedom up and as he does he notices it looks like he's from start to poop so he rushes them outside and set them in the grass and like this kind of lease in there and like freedom doesn't really move or do anything and he's like cash that's kind of weird  and so he picks them up and like like the poop still kind of hanging out so he's like you know what to do so he goes inside and gets a butter knife and starts turning gravy ah but it's not scraping oh right about this time  doesn't really look like poop and dave is like yeah i guess i never really thought about that and like jim starts to look at it closely is like it's sort of looks like a hand and the head and i were like a so and so they like start doing some research on the internet and stuff and they now think that freedom is not actually a boy but a girl and was pregnant and and we're  like whoa that was unexpected and so this was like kind of in a period when like not everyone has cell phones and when you call someone or cell phone it was usually like an emergency or something or you need to get ahold of them right then and so they called me and i was at a friend's house like watching a movie and they're like freedom's having a baby and so we can get it stillborn and i was like oh my gosh and like then like it starts running through my head like how trapped your house is and how  cold blooded and like how we hardly ever feed it and like what a bunch of shitty irresponsible college kids we are and so like there i was like you're going to come home right now and they're like no don't come just come home as soon as you're done with the movie and so like i sat there and watched this entire take care of this and so soon as the movie's done i rushed right home and like apparently all of our roommates have been called so they all are congregate in the house and it was rare to have everyone there is like a six person house and so we're all like watching freedom and and when i was driving home i was like wait a minute don't lizards have aches and so i got home i was like wait a whole lot of guys lizards lay eggs and they're like well actually we called a bed and i was like and they called it that and there's this very rare condition where an egg can become fertilized inside of a lizard and they usually are still born and it's it's very rare but it does happen on occasion and so i was like oh my gosh so and if it still doesn't come out pull it out and they're like look if you have to use pliers and so we wait around for about an hour and nothing really happens it doesn't move at all and so we're like ok will who's going to pull it out and jim the biologist volunteers to because we figure he has the most experience and so me and ian come downstairs and ian was my roommate in the dorms and we're pretty close and and i just remember a sitting there and trying like everything not to talk about this that's happening right upstairs from us and we're just start busting up laughing and like we hear this downstairs i'm like what the hell and we brought up stairs and they hold up the water and it says are the little baby but as has made in china one night i had been drinking and decided it was ok to drive and i got pulled over by a car i was so scared i pissed myself luckily he was really  was proud to present that childhood musical favorite the sound of music the hot tub is alive with the sound of music thank you for joining us tonight top theatre who we hope that you had a most excellent and enjoyable experience join us next week when  so you think maybe i could contact you sometime yeah yeah cool