please welcome to the stage the very funny daniel reskin daniel nathan listen keep it going for him and only him and then into me and then for me now you're copping for as the cameras burn themselves it's going to be a cool concept thing you're not getting the stuff back city you're not getting it back this is all my normal set guys to say you know these jokes really really don't land as soon as i got on stage i get it and he's seen me host the thing great to be here everyone are keeping our spirits up tonight on this beautiful beautiful  music has happened all around us i love the music's trying to keep hip and young and cool with the music's like you kids i went to music festival the other day actually had really cool bands it was very chill wind up tame impala was the love or drugs i hear music i worked at one of those indie record stores for a good while back home and always dealt with this very cool hip kind of customer coming in the hipster if you will i know it is almost a taboo word to say at this point you know when it's a thing people are but also don't want to be or well hipsters don't make no you but they'd always try it out out hit me these people would come up and be like you know like radiohead or whatever then it was cool or you know i like them better when they were underground back when they're on everything was underground every band i ever liked is nonsense and except back before they learn how to play their instruments and write songs and stuff like really get the hang of things now like back in their underground back to their earlier phase back when like was tapping on the womb  that's really when he was purist and tom york love those hipster it's you know big red beard skinhead jeans so tight he's currently sewing them around his leg right now to kickstarter you can back him for more thread you know the type i wear the uniform sometimes just to infiltrate good music fact before off the subject notes tonight because i'm not professional obviously you had a thing there to show you that but technology journalism all the things i'm think about all the shows i hear all the things i've learned and done interviewed a bunch of journalists here about newspapers newspapers they're going guys do not not last in long they're on death's door step because you get the paper on the joke kills in the it's fun did mention technology technology or drugs choose your own adventure very quick drugs you know and i guess that's really an unfair question the way i think about it because who's going to shout technology quicker than someone who's very excited about drugs is a very slim margin right there and we will do those after my set in the so little it's past the parking lot i like lot it's just a little further away it's you know just get out of the way of the children is all yeah i marry want to i'll say it and i think it's a right and i mean obviously other places and that's the thing here we're all sterilised to roll me into it other places we can ruin your life here it's the next thing after wallet phone forgot my phone yes that's a good night already too late to go back and i was like oh man i'm not going to be able to communicate with anyone on totally backwards oh my god i was communicating an entirely new level when i didn't have a phone and everyone else in the world did i was i was noticing things about my friends they have likes and dislikes and i color it's crazy ok just think about it  did i actually pulled a denver classic i was looking for my keys to leave the other day where is it oh my god i got to the whole break down point ok forget it i'll leave the partment open i'll call a lift and i run i'm running out the door slam the door it's my keys and the door the old denver will come i left them in there last night came home hi they were there waiting for me all night no one took them it's safe still working on that one it's retroactively for all the previous jokes loving those drugs apparently i'm i do like weed apparently like it too much because i'm freebasing it now i don't know if anyone dabs i don't know what i've become almost certainly not not the smelling your arm debs none of that check your freshman for the kids out there these are highly concentrated marijuana buggers that send you to another dimension and they're way more efficient that's why i started doing them  here's the problem like one hit three times the amount of coughing ok it's amazing the coughing that i can get from one head the dab trip is insane it's like you get all that good coughing up front and then you know the cool part where you get really high introspective or creative relaxed you skip right past that right i don't need that to i just pushed and we skip to the best part falling asleep with food in the oven come on that's why we're getting high rolling the dice with their lives you need a fire machine for it's crazy ok he's not a lighter you need like a flame thrower i guess that's a thing though i put it like your drink or like taking a dab like smoking weed is like drinking beer just get out of here oh yeah you know notice some things are annoying depending on who does them like finishing each other's sentences so annoying and couples i go for all you xmas people looking for a little hanukkah music keep in mind there are eight studio albums of the beastie boys they all apply ok insist they're all man they're fine all right i'm daniel asking everybody thank you so much right we got more comedy it's the transition but i had nathan introduced me it was to help a lot of guys you don't even know a giggles a standing ovation ok and this in a comedy economy in this room to giggle ok do the math thanks for walking you to in the next intro ok i'll keep things moving