and also one half of the brilliant idiots pod cast in a scene and m t v the talent and you shots in these interviews or at you know location new jersey a comedy club outside and i had some fun with these guys talking about comedy we discuss a bunch of stuff the artist stand up stage fright anxiety getting booed off stage she no star no comedy tips or comedians start now and also how to work you know different outlets of creativity podcasting radio t v shows doing what they love and i was think that's a plus i think it's important that we talk about khali general area grand who would you rather be with sleep with we talk about online dating talk about a bunch of interesting things that a comedian would be interested in like it you know i don't care adult entertainers are people too this episode also has porn stars allie hayes the sweet innocent allie hayes and we talk about netflix and chill cuddle buddies a winter love  she's been the point sure for a while she's been in the game for a while she's a veteran of the craft you could say we talk about the adult entertainment business real sex race porn sex hip hop alleged rappers in her d m things of that nature really and it's entertaining and interesting interview just conducted adult entertainment convention in new jersey so this show is you know just about supporting the local areas in the press in the media and you know comedians entertainers artist rappers you know in every day people to at the same time and just you know showing the new jersey love and you know sharon crazy name celine's baby keep a basement you got to keep it based on radio keep it i can't say his name right sometimes but does everything you do creatively fall into one compartment or is it multiple things like you've got the podcast you've got t v you've got stand up how do you balance everything to be as successful as possible i don't really the same time it's unsound stuff all right so you get the podcast to be top tier just by repetition you do it every single week and you do it with like the best person that's doing radio right now that absolutely helps you know it's like you play ball with george and you end up getting better and if you play ball with some like middle school kids film that because i'm not good at like separating my brain i have to give one hundred ten percent effort and everything and anything i do so it stand up i'm just fucking focused on stand up it's t v i'm just doing that if it's the podcast the night before is just me focus on that so did you ever early in get nervous because when you were talking on the podcast and like when you were interviewed on the breakfast club he would talk about how you have anxiety and things like that but i don't really see it in your in your creativity but a lot of creative people do are messed up in the head mentally you seem pretty normal compared to a lot of comedians yeah i mean i'm normal in terms of like i'm a suicidal or that kind of like that but you know i've got my you know but i think it's like if you don't have something fucked up about you then you have to compensate for it and then you won't be good but if you're just normal and like all your parents love you and life is good why would you ever develop an excellent skill set in anything like the people who go through some real shit are the ones actually have this like crazy fuckin skill well this is a plot as i'm and that's all the different god given but like when you develop a skill like humor or you develop you know something like painting or create creative as some kind of creative outlet something fuels that i need to put this into there right so will the artist stand up some of the radio like you know he's going to do some in ten years on is or i think that because to me i think our job easier it's like the expectation is really low on like instagram and vine and stuff like that so like when you if you get into comedy through that at a young age and you want to go to a standup show you're going to find it hilarious because you're laughing at someone in a wig right so i'm grateful for that you know i think it's a great thing any time people are laughing and they value laughter and laughter is like a piece of currency that's good for us as stand ups right because we're the ones who actually know what's going on you have a pre show ritual before stand up i just think it's shit before i went on stage i would get like nervous i have to take a shit and then i don't really do that anymore i just kind of hang out take a nap maybe i'll go through like ideas i want to talk about but it's interesting the more to you know we're basically shopping it checking out offers from different places and you know hopefully we'll find a really nice home for and if not i'll just put it on myself and then you know see what c was filmed a special it's pretty cool concept i'm excited about did you was pretty cool though yes he doesn't understand body count me and i guess is a compliment but it's legendary to fuck over a thousand hot girls looking like him it's motivation he doesn't probably know a body count as he probably just thinks that you're saying that he killed them with estes or something like that like he baby just put the reps it's like if you've never done stand i can even begins like get into like the nuances of it into the into you actually it's like it's like teaching somebody swimming technique before they even have been in the water so just be able to float first once you can float and then we can teach across breaststroke and these little tricks that we pick up but i think with standup it's it's get on stage as much as possible and then the one thing i can tell you to focus on from the beginning is how you're funny with the people you're most comfortable with  yeah how are you funny with your friends are you a storyteller you self deprecating are you someone who roasts are you someone who like thinks of kind of crazy concepts to use a lot of misdirection like how do you make your friends that you're most comfortable around laugh that is what i would focus on because that's who will come out ten years into the game so the closer you you can get to that the sooner you can get to that the easier the writing process becomes you were saying don't really make funny yourself to really make fun of yourself about but like a lot of if you like a lot love the times where i could be vulnerable on stage because it's so and deering to an audience it's easier like when you're making fun of you the audiences have to think about how they feel about the topic in my brazil opinion i would love if like that's what my comment was focus but i like ideas too much like it just for me that's what's exciting is like i want to ok i'm thinking about you know the teachers for going to kids around thinking about you know whatever it is sexism i'm thinking about these random things and i was like how my going to how i feel about this and how i make this funny wheelchair and he's really cool he asked you about his jordans and you're like can't you stand up whatever you were going to wheelchair and then you made a joke about his jordans and his how they're so clean and everyone just laughed and i think that's what's great about comedy for sure yeah yeah  and you know what you learn is like i don't know where you're at the show tonight i know but yeah it's the same thing it's like you know if you double down if you double down on what you're talking about people will laugh if you shy away from it and they won't like so for the person the wheelchair i double down on him being crippled right he's like i'm crippled and i was like basically was like you're damn right your shoes are clean because like knowledge what everybody was thinking instead of going oh i'm sorry did i and the same thing happened to show tonight you know there's this old lady and there was it was a dick sucking joke and i told it to her because i didn't tell it directly to her everybody audience we think and how does his old lady feel about this job and they won't be able to laugh so when it comes to funny whatever makes you uncomfortable doubled down population and john and all that a lot of people are like you know i mean no you are more now absolutely and absolutely got new fans in and got many new people that hate me also so i'm very grateful for that but yeah i mean i learned a lot of things and charlemagne i think something on our mind we just say it because that calms us that takes away the exact you get it out of the head and he's very people call him like shocking for that i just think it's incredible honesty right it's like this is what i want to know right now and yeah just a lot you know communicating putting together like hot takes like i'm used to doing effort jokes but like having that with an idea that you're talking about that's topical you know picking these different things up for them and i'm very grateful for social issues like what about white privilege like you teach you certain things like you've got to talk no i mean i think we had i think we had conversations about it i think you have to have conversations about it you have to like understand any topic better you know but i think there's i mean what exactly you're talking about what my take on that is is still this idea is like ok so there is a privilege now what like if you're black where you just sit down and go i give up what are you going to do just fucking do it right so it's like literally if that's what you want  as an excuse so you don't have to do anything then that's your life and i can do anything regardless of what we have to deal with the circumstances we got to with them there's some white guy who's fuckin dad and mom got cancer and he's eleven years old and has nothing because he had white privilege he would gladly trade that privilege to hang out with his mom or dad for a weekend you know so it's like in my mind i think that you know the privileged conversation is a macro discussion which is if you literally take every single white person america and then compare them to every single wipers black person in america then you'll find this discrepancy right but on a person to person basis i can't i can't sit here and be like you know what i'm more privileged than the brawn it's different perspectives all perspectives of a person basically it's what you want what you're doing your life what kylie i just i mean i like older women i like legally looking women right you know so i think like i don't care if you're twenty five years old if you look sixteen that's not attractive to me if you're eighteen and you look twenty five that's attractive to me i don't even know how to describe it but it's whatever and for people that are busy it's functional i think it's a functional way of meeting the right person i get it it's the first time i ever tried it and i'm cool with that i've met interesting people i don't like knock it i still think you should be able to talk to people in person you know but i'm not like against online dating i mean everything's online now and we should expect dating to move in that direction as well you know i want to let you go soon but i got to ask about personal branding because i remember back in two thousand and ten you were like loki on twitter and you kind of built up a following you got your m t v deals you got all the other types of stuff but how big and key is personal branding now to get like what you want because there's some stuff on m t v that you did and you admitted you didn't like doing it but you did it for the you know i really think about it that much but i know it's important you know like i understand the importance of and i understand the importance of a brand and knowing your brand and working with that i just i just try to focus on funny and how i'm funny and what i'm doing and doing what i want and hopefully it work can it brand comes from that now i do call my stand up dates a tour write that plays off of something that people know about me right i am doing things that are maybe more than the average comedian are doing in terms of branding but  the funnier the better you are at anything the easier networking and branding gets so i work on the funny and that shit kind of handles itself as you know you interview gary vaynerchuk i think a citizen who writes from new jersey and his whole thing is like jab jab jab punch or whatever so pretty much he puts out content for people and then help promote some like for instance he'll talk about a trending topic a college honors lives or some and then you'll talk about your tour and promote that like i don't know if there's a certain strategy you guys use or i got nothing for that i mean i don't honestly don't know i just hopefully people fuck with me as a person and my ideas and even if they agree or disagree they like the thought process behind it and they want to come see my stand up you know that's really been my focus on for entertainment purposes has been before i did the podcast it was just i want to do t v so people come out and see stand up com and you can check out all the stuff oh patrice o'neill man the best ever in my opinion so i love patrice and i would say that's my biggest inspiration i just love how he did comedy and really just his whole vibe everything so yeah he was just great and then obviously there's a bunch of other great comics  now and have worked in the past but i would say he's like the in my head i go how would he handle this situation a lot you know even right now i wish that he was around just for everything that's happening with black lives matter and all these things i mean he just have such a clean cool perspective you know i never thought his perspective was motivated by his race or his size or anything like that it was just his unique perspective so i have to have that as well like a fear like of not amounting to anything in life like on a lot of comedians that they have these fears you know  you know you want to elevate your comedy to next level or everything like that my only fear is is getting like badly injured where i can't achieve my goals i don't have a question that if i have if i have time i will achieve them right but if you talk about like a so much shit like a girl be like i don't want to fuck you if you're going to talk about all the stuff that's happened to me in my life or radio absolutely absolutely not talking about like things are just having an opinion could definitely you know definitely but in my opinion like like pussy and comedy we never went together like i'd never have done shows like who am i going to fuck after if a girl wanted to talk to me after all that's dope that's cool i mean but that's one thing if you were if you're a policeman this group is right if you work in a restaurant there's groupies like so it's like no matter what your field there will be a girls are attracted to it definitely makes it easier to talk to women when they know you've been on t v because they know you're not a serial killer right you like immediately become safer in their eyes but you still have to you know get it i guess you could say but  know i just i just never felt like you should do your profession to get laid directly because of it because of success i guess you could say yeah but you know at the same time like as a man you should be getting more pussy as you approach thirty like for instance like howard stern he had his old he had his girls high school sweetheart but then he got divorced actually yeah i just honestly like if i get along with you and you're fucking cool i think i can be myself and i enjoy being myself around you  fuck if you're famous or not like i want to be as a regular chick i want to lawyer or some like c e o girl who's smart as shit and we can talk about syria and she looks good in a bikini that is a dream you know like so i don't care i don't need some chicken entertainment i almost prefer not because then i'm in entertainment there's a little competitive vibes at times you know they resent that you're going to do what you want and they can't or vice versa so i'll wrap it up i usually asked is this a passion over profit wrapping it up for five minutes about