a time for more words can be more words i'm using them right now currently using some words how's it going i'm your your next host for this next block of time i'm daniel daniel reskin nice to meet you hi i'm a member here yes i'm happy to be one of the violinists on the titanic right now as she goes into the sweet night tonight we're weird strapping these cameras on and we are right until the reels fall off you know what i'm saying right or die right now right or die right a lot of editing and rendering happens so then reopen media we're here tonight to send her off it's a phoenix i've learned you know it's not this is not the end this is a beginning but it sucks all saw we're dealing with these things being real and we're going to keep it going tonight we're going to keep this broadcast going until the morning light until some government stooge comes in here and literally pulls the plug on us we don't know what they're taken they're taken stuff and things and a lot of the b boops in the lights and the click i love the click these some really i'm really pissed off about the cookies but we're getting through to get a gang i got coffee and delicate balance of marijuana and i'm keeping me entertained in awake until some crash happens and hopefully we'll catch that on camera until then we've got a great comedy block coming up for you comedy hip hop comedy and where does it end where does it begin where does one you'll see it will be up to you  a crescendo didn't work and work dress nice all right everyone pipe down full room standing room only relax radio listeners don't drive off the road everything's going great and oh what an amazing comedian we have to kick off this comedy block he is the main course of denver comedy if you were going to denver comedy for the holidays and you're like what's on the plate this next guy comedy works you will find him there it is dwelling the best place in the country to see comedy except for right here and right now so everybody give ride thank you all so much i appreciate it or come on running in right now to fix something i've blown it already do you want me to get this is was that no way to that make me look fat all right perfect it's always nice to perform in an intimate venue and you are lucky to see me in an intimate venue because in a couple years i'll be dead i apologize if my hair looks weird i'll bet it does so i went swimming a couple months ago so that's over this blemish that would be ideal some of that live c g i i'm so popular folks the phone lines are still open and we are so close to our goal if we could just get everyone in denver to donate a nickel or a dime we would save this place we could stop the bulldozers i was going to ask if it was ok for me to swear not in there like were going off the air we don't give a shit and i was like yeah that makes sense like mitch hedberg said you can swear in space to nobody can hear it  hopefully none of you voted for donald trump i feel like it's safe to say that nobody in here was a trump voter but they're out there obviously you know every time i hear the chant four more years four more years i think yeah that's about how much time we have left as a species for maybe four and a half years and we're all gone man it's unfortunate too because forty two was my goal age and i don't think i'm going to i don't think i'm going to make it know be the first person to die of gout if you don't know what gout is ask your dad he probably has it it's a bad disease and i went ahead and got it early so as a quick learner suicide everybody should be doing that it's not weird now i am a proponent oh if you don't know what assisted suicide is it's where you decide to end your life by being murdered by john stockton and that is a tough job to get if you're not at least in your thirty's said that's a dated reference i would use a more current n b a player that is big on assists but they are not out there there's a lot of dunking and half court shot that's hard rock named after chris rock's brother hart they've got a picture of him up in the right next to a pair of princes underwear and we've got a pretty good hard rock here in town  am glad my beard grew back in for this evening i had a mustache for a while that's a tough look to pull off just a mustache i look like all of the super troopers you know want to you don't want that i look like fat freddy mercury fatty mercury from the band dairy queen now this is my favorite job about a lot of dumb jobs first job was in high school worked at the mall typical first worked at the mall folded shirts selling jeans i don't know if i'm allowed to say gene go on the air bleep it out if you have to it was a lot easier to sell jingo jeans back then this was the late ninety's now it would be a lot harder to convince somebody that that's the right amount of denim for one pair of jeans people see those are not alike that's three pairs at least what are you doing so shortage of d n my first girlfriend also in high school i was in high school too we were both in high school got to be clear on that not a good first relationship unfortunately everybody in my high school knew this girl is the marilyn manson girl so you can tell i did not look for the one i was like she's talking to me we're going to make it work also we were doomed from the start me and marilyn manson girl because i was more of a corn limp bizkit guy all right we were doomed from the beginning but yeah not a good first relationship she cheated on me a bunch damn marilyn manson girl there was even a rumor in our high school that marilyn manson girl had one of her ribs remove so she could suck a bunch of other guys dicks and it was like there's also a rumor that she was paul on the wonder years these jokes are for the ninety's really i would if i had been a comedian in the ninety's i would be killing that i would be on well not s because it would be the ninety's i would be on jay leno right now crush annette but those last couple jokes are for the classes of ninety six through two thousand and two so if you're  i'm going to it's harder when nobody's laughing i i didn't look at my set list just then that's unprofessional i'm on the website good jokes dot com and so i just want to hit refresh and steal a couple of morning jokes i invented a new sex moves so get excited about that yeah this is a sex move for the literary set which of course means people who read a lot of books if you didn't know what it meant probably not a part of the set but movies are cool too i get it  this is a new sex move i'm calling it the stranger and in this new sex move you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then you shoot an arab guy in french algiers that's a i quit drinking a couple years ago it's been over two years so that's why there's so much beer in denver yaz that i stopped drinking it all for the good of the city i felt like i was being very greedy i still smoke weed though you guys smoke weed on camera guys nodding the camera you got an idea head buddy all right you know a lot of people say that marijuana is a gateway drug and i actually agree with that because  smoke i'll think to myself i wonder how much that gateway's is that rot iron what is that thing looks pretty heavy hard to tell without giving it a push the of course somewhere in my home we ensure because this will probably air sometime in october so there we go reruns i want to stay timeless and you can enjoy th impression of a snake on heroin ready for that hopefully nobody else has done that tonight there's a snake on heroin ready it's states that's a snake on heroin because of je how the snake do the heroin good question also how is the snake snapping is another good question i guess because of the heroin but again how to do the heroine must have had a salamander friend they've got hands snakes don't all right now that marijuana is has been legalized in a lot of states there's a lot of a lot of people trying to legalize mushrooms you guys know about that that's happening here hopefully there's a push  the cool thing about mushrooms there's been studies recently that have shown there's a bunch of great effects for terminally ill patients cancer patients it helps in all kinds of ways helps their mood you know gets them ready for you know whatever comes next they get to meet god before you know that before they move into heaven and that's all this is all great you know but i don't think i want to do shrooms with a terminally ill cancer patient because i've done mushrooms and at some point they're going to get intense and that person is going to be like am i dying and i don't have to be like will yeah but not because of the mushrooms let's just put some music on all right  that's going to do it for me thank you all so much for being here i am nathan lunch and yeah like i said call now the lines are open we're going to save this car wash whether i have to put twenty dollars into the piggy bank myself but i know this is all about awareness of public access and it is my pleasure to bring up your next performer he brought me up why not return the favor he's a very funny comedian he's also been  a part of member of the media for the last couple years just trying to help keep this place on the air any failed but we're still going to bring him up and let him tell some jokes and entertain you fine folks across the world that's right hello helsinki please welcome to the