prime difference but first it is this is bill goodwin you know someone once said humor is the true democracy and that's why we americans can smile when we tell our stories of the legendary heroes who helped to build our country's great institutions and industries like transcontinental transportation and i hear the wind wagon smith well in the early pioneering days most of the travelling was done by ox team and if folks covered fifteen miles a day they were doing good that's about the time when wagon smith showed up with his prairie clipper the clipper was a wagon without any animals to pull it but with the sails sticking out from the middle of the wagon when the wind got the sail the wagon took off that's where when the wagon sniffs got his name he figured he might be able to cover as much as seventy miles a day with a clipboard and folks began to figure it might be a good thing when wind wagon pointed out how fast the country was growing and how more transportation was needed to haul people and goods then he invited the united states secretaries of war and the navy to ride on the clippers maiden voyage disaster struck the clipper got out of control the secretary of war rolled out and the secretary of the navy landed in a cactus patch but when wagon in the clipper kept going it never stopped as transportation grew in america people all over the country claimed to have seen when wagon smith he was in the pilot house of the first steamboat to sail up the yellowstone and how the golden spike when the first transcontinental railroad was completed and when the first transcontinental plane right out of kansas city it was when wagon smith the spirit of american transportation waved the pilot on his way yes it is a democracy which lets us tell stories of such legendary i suppose every guy reaches a point once in his lifetime where he gets one hundred and forty percent fed up with his wife understand now i've got nothing against marriage marriage is great a good red blooded american institution only was ok but i fired her for you it was her last day we all had a couple of drinks that's  maybe we just weren't meant for each other i don't know if we'd been living back in the blissful fifties i might have divorced her but this was nineteen seventy four and one with the family togetherness active sixty eight and me agree spouse compensation act of sixty nine i've been out and the problem for the rest of my life so you can't really blame me can you for looking for another way out i mean  forget what we were talking about georgie i happen to know a fellow with just the right contacts for that deal yeah sure so long i miss lamont now glad to i came home to dinner that night marge was waiting with a full barrage she let me get my first bite of dinner halfway to my mouth and then i opened up hey you got a new secretary today i also hear she step inside i've been told that you can supply me with yes it might be possible we get quite a few busy executives who are in a hurry can't be bothered i spend a busy two hours under the n p t micro the artist's work outside taking casts and impressions while the technicians work inside cleaning all my brain patterns into one yagi than a graph i came out of a pretty was but i shot a happy old thinks that then i waited in the recovery room until the salesman walked in followed by a tall sandy haired man with tired blue eyes wearing a business suit who looked for a markup lady like me  your speech patterns on the how oh go on nice job you know the shuttle mechanism is behind his right bringing me in every two months with a regular two month refill and pattern accommodation and let me get a few things straight how do we change places george priam has remote recall you're just signal him with this transmitter and he'll come to you where have you a headed up down toward jerry's place we had quite a meeting and i will be in just as george prime with starting the car business so we can break case ready for work i slipped into the garage then went to our respective corners and so you think you can handle it she is really a sweet girl underneath now i'll be so attentive and sweet chill soften up you wait and see what don't over do it she is my wife you know actually now you're sure you understand the recall signal perfectly when you buzz the recall i wait for the first logical opportunity to join you and then you take over right by now climb into the trunk you and i'll shut you off and like you it i could go on and some length about my exploits but i was in the end it was like buying a three dimension t v set after a week or two the novelty starts on why i got down to last tuesday and thursday nights i was informally each other that's what i've always wanted to find the you you've changed so much recently what changed you know you when you've been less irritable and more considerate and so much more vital i'd forgotten all about my date with sherry actually i didn't want to keep it the idea of spending a quiet evening with marge was really appealing but i had to run over and explain to jerry so i sent joyce prime in to keep much company till i got back which was about midnight as i walked down the path i looked in the window joyce crime was there and he was kissing my wife the way i hadn't kissed during years and she wasn't exactly finding him on things or i almost were off my thumb when that recall but before he came out to the garage you there george it's major he once upon a time i'm sorry old man sorry look i saw what was going on in there well you know walgreen i am a good looks model i should say you are first thing tomorrow a big blow i'm taken you into have your circus rewired aren't you being a little overly jealous i mean for a man who wanted to get rid of his wife i never  marge was waiting for me and one of those plans eat things that i'd given her when we were first married i must say she looked so charming and lovely and still i was overwhelmed with a sense of guilt and i wanted to tell whe before i do i want you to know that in spite of the ted i've been i love you while i know that and you don't have to tell me anything while this is important  shock you in fact you may never speak to me i know that you're going to tell me you you mean about george prime great got you'll know when of course george but you don't think i could be fooled by something out of the lad you've known all along all then tomorrow morning we'll send that stuff dummy back to the factory and then we'll live the way we've always w