she slapped him in jail he went to he went to jail yes he did a record i think i'm lying i wouldn't say it on the radio if it wasn't true there are so many there are so many children out there well let's get to the facts here columbus was shopping his his sailor abilities his sailing ability uses his discovery abilities all over europe and he was he was turned down by everyone he i don't know what he did slept with queen met her and met her in a bar on a saturday night at three am cleaning a little rich says i'm wron little rich says i'm lyin about which part of my line about queen of mexico part or the sort of throw in columbus in jail part oh well she couldn't have been queen of mexico because we did have we didn't discover mexico or they didn't discover mexico not i myself i have discovered mexico only real mexican city i've been in tijuana mt there been a t a while sort of tea party comes from they originated there and in a musty back like ok isabella the queen of mexico she threw actually i know she was the queen of spain and i'm just kidding and i'm sure you know that i know others well you know what i shouldn't say that because there's got to be a great a great number of people out there anyway here's what i know about christopher columbus he couldn't get he couldn't get a commission that nobody would send them out there because they just didn't know but he trusted the guy he was he was a philanderer he was absent minded he  if i could just get a couple of boats i think i can find a western route i don't know i know and all he asked me but what columbus was actually looking for what he had promised the queen was a western route to shanghai to china to china or see back in those days and around fourteen ninety two in those days  those those over the over the road homes from spain or portugal or france to china or those ever land trips they were brutal you know the bump the bump in the flying around and saddle sores and all that stuff that was just awful it was just awful it was gruesome no one wanted to make those trips matter of fact i'm not even sure at that time if they knew they could get from spain to china by walking otherwise you know she could have said start rocking and you know send me a telegraph or something to tell ex when you get there you know we'll send a cab for you to come back but they were they wanted the spices they wanted that they wanted to write on you know i'm saying it was a stuff that they couldn't get in spain and columbus promised the western route that he said i got it i got it i got it i got it i think got it and instead of finding the western route to china or he ends up in the west indies in fact he ends up in haiti that's where we get the word hate hate from haiti the original haters that's how come they don't call him haters i'll never understand that weren't really upset but he thought he was going to china and we overlook that and i'm not going to be able to finish my story until we get to the top of the hour at the news but i'm going to finish it whether you like it or not game the galley not the mess hall that's that's in the army it's the galley right yeah there's your original galley guy galley head there was jeff where girl that dude he was you know one thing one thing i did say is true and it's the most wild part that probably all the preacher haters out there are thinking that i'm lying about that too i'm pretty sure columbus was looking for china when he set sail into the ocean blue in fourteen ninety two he he was not he was not on his way to to the virgin islands or you know i mean mountain he wasn't looking for cube are you looking for china he's looking for a west a westward  what do you call it he was looking for western how about route can we use a route he was looking for a western route to china to get those spices in the end chinese babes the bring them back you know because they work like bull and that's true i'm pretty sure that's true anyway i think it's true so it must be but i was exaggerating and i was doing it knowingly because the whole story of columbus discovering america in fourteen ninety two is is not none of it's true it's not true we celebrate columbus day because christopher columbus got the credit for discovering north america but it's not true when there were plenty of people living here long before columbus got here too i don't think you ever even made it to the shores of rural north america just the islands haiti for a while and you got you know whatever you got there got that  he went he went he went on the voyage a regular size guy and he came back with a head the size of an orange at the voodoo man hey what happened to you i don't know man they gave me something they slipped me a mickey over