rest for i am the conscience of the region and i'm watching your back door so you don't have to so grab your smoke materials and round up the usual suspects because you are the match that lights the cig that makes the smoke that is known as the great radio experiment and the preacher's really cool one man show where yet still say how you'll beg well what what is the most beautiful sound in the world is it is it water that's right raise returns of her age or park tonight twelve horses go a distance of one mile here's what we have tonight it's going to be just a little bit of a different the slip here and the all along the way you'll get sports traffic and weather and of course the air and radio network news at the top of the hour but in between it's just you and me and the horses make three this september the ninth nine nine  nine wednesday the ninth of september ninth month ninth day two thousand and nine i wonder if people freaked out anybody alive out there somebody somebody called me how old is ras koski is he like old would that be that be like a hundred it have a little fun out there as i am reminded every day radio is supposed to be fun so that's what we're going to do today will be tossing the midgets and whatnot it's five bucks a toss here at preacher park in the circus tent at the south end of the grandstands and let's see we'll open up the black o t b tonight the windows will open at four thirty we'll start taking your wagers here's what's going to happen tonight because we're going to sure we're going to shovel and as many calls as we can and if every horse a gets full ridership tonight we'll get ninety eight calls is that right general rules because only the people who have the winning hoss the night we'll win prizes and we've got a collage of prizes worth where the heck out of standby i'm all tied up over here o'hare field ok here's what i got dudley sent me several months ago a gift certificate for a wicker memorial park i played golf out there i'm showing it to you now if you want to watch the program go to  a region that climbed can you guys see that it's made out to me but i'll give it to you go to a region that climb click on ustream t v for whatever weird perverted reason you would want to watch the one man show that's how you do it it'll say the deed low show but don't be confused it's me how i'm waving to the so we got that thing go and that's the fifty two dollars gift certificate for a wicker park then we get to people with twenty five dollars gift certificates for my friends over at freddie steakhouse got to it us and then six other fortunate black oak ranger preacher fans out there will win one twenty five dollars gift certificate the first person in line and there will be no exceptions to this rule so listen up the first person who is on the winning horse tonight will win the fifty two dollars gift certificate for winter memorial park soon to be the preacher park lake number two and number three people in line will win the freddy's gift certificates for freddie steakhouse twenty five each and then the following six of you who i'm sure will not be disappointed when you all receive one twenty five dollars gift certificate for fences auto parts look at oh oh god you are running tonight so that's what it's going to be nine nine writers or nine players each horse tonight going to distance a one mile and only the winners will be paid off tonight on a one man show tonight it will be when she fog otherwise mostly cloudy with a low sixty one tomorrow there is a twenty percent chance of showers partly what is that what did fog in the morning i see a twenty percent chance of showers all day long and in some dense dense fog that's perfect for  jail be dense fog otherwise mostly cloudy with a high of seventy nine it's seventy two and has still and seventy four officially out at o'hare you're listening to the one man show only on am twelve thirty w jail be streaming worldwide hey region dot climb there's 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about five forty the ot be windows will open at about four thirty coming up in about twelve minutes or so i don't know and that's weird because it's the temper of the night and believe me this was not by design in any way shape or form i would i don't i don't sit around and try and think stuff up like that i just looked in there and saw what i had that was comparable and it happened to be nine prizes isn't that weird this very very weird ok here's your field tonight so get out the here it is by the way because one thing a quick look at it and then we get the green sheet over here in the green she will be workin it's twelve hours is going to distance a one mile post time is five forty i know the track is fast because i have already been out the preacher park and here's your field so start picking your horses when you call you must give me the horse name or on the low and you have this guy not even messin around too many people too many great prizes tonight we're going to have some fun a little r in arts and i will take it back up tomorrow with the attack on mick taverns  mcdermott except the penguin and the son of sam the whole works will pick it all up tomorrow when we take a ride down baker street with bill baker so baker if you're listening out there tell your wife and your kids that you got that going for you you walk into the preacher's ambush tomorrow number one ok phillies america this is a one mile number one written by four you can frankie owned by paradise realty and i don't know but my sponsors continue to call me and say we w number five good old number five owned a train by gore of plumbing written this evening by mr crackers and crackers is ripe with the vermin at number five is don't spank the monkey number one horse in this field bomber ridden by the grand master of the black oak gave a rodeo if there's anything wrong with that number twelve is mug a man mug a man that's your field of twelve the windows open at four thirty i'm not taking any wagers until four thirty tonight four thirty that's when the windows open don't go anywhere lots of fun when we go high atop preacher park to tony club only right here on a preacher's one man show