i hope that when we finish we all keep it was true my name is sally rae come on ian write this one wow this is a story about a little boy who tried so hard to be good but he had one problem he had a very loud voice his voice was so lo that my loudest yell isn't as loud isn't is loud as his softest whisper so it's certain points in the story i'm going to need your help at certain points in the story i'm going to need you to yell as loud as you possibly can but right after you do you have to be totally silent so we can see what happens next do you think you can do that ok very good this little boy his mother because of his loud voice his mother named him little e re and his mother she wore super duper your thing triple reinforced foam ear coverings to protect her from the sound of his voice but even though she was his mother it was still almost more than she could be a year and every morning she'd make his favorite breakfast of blueberry pancakes and little eric would come to the top of the steers and in this saw office with her when i count three i need you to yell  loud as you can but right after you do we have to be totally silent do you think you can do that so the lyric came to the top of the stairs won tw and she said the pancakes are on the wall and cakes are on the wall or is it the ceiling is it the ceiling i think god i'm gone oh fall oh and a mile away class and i flinch all the time poor little ear ache he loved to go to school every morning off he went with his blueberry pancakes sandwiches but when he got to school the other children  were fraid to be friends with him they say they couldn't wear superduper polly your thing triple reinforced for me or coverings because if they did they wouldn't hear miss fairchild and miss fear child couldn't wear superduper polyurethane triple reinforced foam ear coverings because if she did she wouldn't hear the children little eric had one friend that's because she was hearing pierre she was deaf she couldn't hear the lyrics voice the only sound she heard was she always heard the sound of ocean waves roaring in crashing and because she always did her mother named her oceana now oceana had a way of talking with her hands and the way she'd say her name was she'd make her hand like an o you put your pointing finger and thumb together and she put her he and rolling like the waves of the ocean and that's oceana and the way she'd say a little ear ache is she put her hand flat like she's patting the head of a little child and then she put her to pointing fingers near her ear twisting that means eerie and the other thing she do is she'd say i love you  sign language and the way you do that is you bend your two middle fingers down and you have your thumb up this is an hour and that means i love you so oceana would say little re i love you and little eric would say oceana i love you well every day they played at recess and one time by mistake when they were playing hide and seek knew when he whispered like that the bricks in the school shook and the children went all the way over on the swing i don't know if you can say i found you when i count three the way little lyric might have whispered but remember right after you do we have to be totally quiet so we can see what happens one zero when little eric whispered like that as i said the bricks in the building shook and the children went all the way over on the swings and that very night the mayor called a meeting if you vote for me i promise to get rid of little iraq and they voted for him that night the mayor went to little lyrics how thin he said your be an issue to the far east you're leaving tomorrow after breakfast poor little ear ache and he acted really brave and he went off with his backpack full of blueberry pancakes sandwiches but when he got to the woods it was it was dark and there were shiri shadows and he he wasn't is brave as he had pretended he was really frightened and he fell asleep under a tree but when he woke up in the morning the sun was shining and he found it was somebody had placed a pill who wonders had made out of feathers and it was a blanket wov pine needles and there was a bird and a squirrel and a lion and they could talk and they told him they were his friends and they would help him in the far as and not only that they knew what little earache was thinking without him speaking so because he didn't want to hurt their ears he never spoke and they always knew what he was thinking that showed him where the water was so fresh and clean and unpolluted that you could drink it and that's very rare to find a stream where you could swim and also drink the water climb that tree and squirrels that all would be careful on that side to get a splinter so they always knew how to help him and they had such a wonderful time but one day squirrel looked worried and little araik thought i wonder why you're worried and squirrels at all oh we didn't want to have to tell you but every year about this time a terrible monster comes he's the honey dripping monster he's covered with honey in the most terrible way right i was wondering in the sad lion in burden squirrel said when the monster comes we have to go to the deepest cave and hide last year a little deer stayed out so we wouldn't be poor little dear because the monster doesn't leave until we eat one of us the courage and a plan starting to grow and before you know it the monster was coming closer you could hear footsteps in the distance little leery but they were frightened for themselves too so off they went and the monster came into view he was green grossing grow taxed with an enormous beehive on top of his head  sticky and little lyric knew that what the monster like to do best was to rub a creature through the honey on the way to his mouth no you know little eric is always tried to be good he's all we's tried to be quiet but now for the st time in his entire life little earache is going to speak as loud as he possibly can so i'm going to need your help in a nd the monster reached out this gross puffy pawed just using fly and dirt on me right before he grabbed little ear a for the st time is going to speak as loud as he possibly can so when i count to three i need you to yell monster but right after you do we have to be totally silent so we can see what happens next do you think you can do that i hope so ok but this sound was so loud that you could see rings in the air closer and closer they came to the monsters body until the tiniest bit of the monster changed his very d n a changed until the monster became chocolate pudding with honey and everywhere a bee sting or fowl a chocolate pudding bush grew so you could never run out well there was the statue of the monster chocolate pudding with ani and little eric called everest friends to come out but they were afraid they  iraq i guess now that i spoke as loud as i wanted to i can talk in a normal tone of voice to wow do you think that was the only merican that happened when little no what happened was stones and rocks came loose from the mountain and nice stones and rocks were called diamonds and rubies and emeralds and some of them formed an enormous cheer and they sat little eric in the chair and with some of the smaller stones had made a little crown and they crowned him king little earache you are our king said lion think you well when the mayor back in town heard he said now that you're cured of your problem you could come back and it wouldn't be safe for a little child like you to have all those diamonds and rubies do you think little eric went back no he stayed in the far east and what he did was he made an enormous house all out of diamonds and rubies and emeralds just by the sound of his for use he could add rooms on by the sound of his voice and he invited his mother and oceana and anyone who wanted to be his friend to come and live there with him and when ever little e wanted to make more toys for them or to add rooms on to the house he asked all his friends and mother to go to the cave cover the arrears because he would want to turn his friends into chocolate pudding and then little eric went to the foot in the mountain and spoke as loud as he possibly can well that's not the end of little lyric but it is the end of this story so when i count to three i need you to yell the end but right after you do we have to be totally silent so we can see what happens next ok one  i'd like to do the little irig dns with you and i'll show you how it goes little ear ache oh this is the thing when i say raise them high you're going to lift your arms up high and when i say bend i'm low you go to bend our goal and when i say twirl around you turn all the way around and come back to the front ok little earache was a wonderful child but the people  to do this st poem is entitled a friendship that just drifted apart we used to be good friends so long ago but now it seems we're not how could we let  friendship like ours just drift apart we laughed together we almost cried and we enjoyed our moments like it was our last i remember like it was yesterday we were hugging holding hands like we used to do joking around with each other but suddenly a force was to blow everything away and i left that i once had haven't heard a voice so sweet was brought down to or die in the school she ate in defeat and now i'm in pain and everything i do now was in vain for seems it can't be the way used to be the way it once was oh so long ago and so the next home i want to get into is entitle natural born later destruction devastation of open my eyes to a new revelation the world when we tracked him has us blind bodied they said i was not and now they want to embrace me because i became a somebody i'm a leader leading the way so listen up everybody societies even demolish i know my dreams to make a big will be my death wish we before i die i want to and then the last and final poem that i would be doing today is romance or i love to hear you talk i hate it when you leave but i love to watch you walk i hear your heels clicking on the floor knock knock who's at the door come out let me pull out your chair so we can sit poor some wine girl i do sing but i'm not genuine do you like i'm a words into twine your very fine just like a bottle of wine you like i'm a worse intertwine you're just as cute as beyond say i'm trying to make you my fianc i'm thinking about taking your travel distant lands c'mere baby let me hold your hand no longer do i want to be your friend i want to be  man don't you understand i'm here for you and one of the uni me i'll be there i fulfill your heart with desire passion laced with fire girl you truly are my burning desire thank you very much everyone is it too cold to swim in a pool my ex's may call me a tool i do online movies on youtube last week i took my car into jiffy lube on them from a little roadie when i was a kid i met stephanie from full house who is name is jody on my online show i've interviewed ryan seacrest i always brush my teeth with crest evans and i do a radio show on ninety one point seven f m in salem state yesterday a dog barked at me behind the gate my son is name is river yesterday i watch my daughter's football game while i had to shiver once i literally into my tires got all muddy in my movie i acted with the late mayor buddy i have a friend and co host named serenity rose last winter all my pipes froze in front of me i see an empty chair a lot of you see in my empty here i am wearing a blue shirt please i don't want to step in dirt i am we are in block sweats no i do not root for the mets i root for the red sox but i am derek scott i will eat apple sauce by mart this was shown in sweet i'm going to get off the stage and give you a treat