i realize that there were only two people qualified to introduce the great man we are honoring tonight i ben my humble selves or that code among journalists mr wiley school my great friend and start report ladies and gentlemen it is my great honor to introduce to you a prince with a hot as big as his pocketbook that fabulous and magnificent potentate of the orient a sudden of massive  be unto you my friends peace and the blessing i've been through and in fact i haven't been able to enter the cafe for the past three weeks without the band playing dixie that was a coincidence i've given you my hand go on redeem yourself thank you won't regret going to be filing a lot of stuff at your telegraph office said oh i think you are who says i don't want back till just now and they don't care to have a scandal breaded they say goes but i'll take the next plane back wandering through your fascinating metropolis for an hour and if i said i'm here yet i guess you misunderstood one doctor down is that his office here telling this to cook would like to see that in yourself i tell you briefly what i think of newspaper men hand of god reaching down into the mire couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation not by a million miles i think you're being a little severe toward my profession not much but just a little nothing of the heart i am a fair minded man young fellow but when you've been robbed cheated for twenty two years out of a fortune it's part noble to formulate an opinion from new york yep you don't happen to know of a donna what is most flags addressed don't waste my time young product read that that's a copy of an essay i wrote read it go on to protect give me your address and i'll pour over these interesting documents all night i answered this contest with a clean pair of pants who are the six greatest americans i named them and proved why writing on one side of the paper and what happened did i win the ten thousand dollars surety that i win the five thousand that they would try to save their face by giving me one of the smaller one thousand dollar prize is not that gang of chicken thieves here's what they gave me read it a check for one dollar young fellow for twenty two years after your doctor donna to be reasonable you can harbor a grudge for twenty two years i  to see the morning star i had a chance to win my respect twenty two years ago they saw fit to swindle and belittle me very well i don't prove to them before i die was a six great americans are and who was entitled to the first prize i could do better in darkest africa you know who got that ten thousand dollar piano just like that to die unless you get run over something first you heard me i don't like t you know i don't know what i'm so happy about i was thinking while i was waiting for you to come up and i got an idea i want you to come new york with me as my guest as a guest of the morning star and i don't say anything till i tell you if you are my sister or somebody close to me i'd take you out of what i saw dead or alive  chance sucked i've been expecting something like this let's get out of here oliver as the sweetest loveliest kitten there that ever lived yet you said that the fall was and i'm through i can't play polar bear any longer i'm resigning tis all right gentleman sleeping like a little baby no you might bring them up set mr cook is here to seem a slag do you feel able to speak to him won't hurt her if i visit a while but she's doing very well so her last few weeks back by night and i've got another surprise for you but i'll not tell you now well i've got to  what are you trying to do fresh air i'm doing good come on i want to talk save in rome and then i'll be there at the end so i'll be the waving a goodbye and be the same as if you and i live forever you grow old in my heart or something i came in for congratulations what's up what's eating you i am sitting here mr trying to figure some way out of the brackets disaster that has ever strapped down a my own laughing but it will be worse than the french revolution i hope i'm here when it breaks and i make one speech to our dear readers before they carry our heads off on a pike want to tell and we've been the benefactors we gave them a chance to pretend that they're phony dripping with the would take too long you've got to raise your post one hundred sixty quick you've got to have your gasping panting and covered with a cold sweat inside of five minutes how i don't fight fight come on come on delilah up with your dukes oh different i love her flag i wonder if you are aware of the traditions of a great newspaper do you realize what it means to those who carry along the torch of journalism from the highest idiot to the lowest office boy the lifeblood of a newspaper this flag is integrity and i write wiley word for word i wrote that speech for you ten years ago at the cleveland convention your member both talk all you want i've made up my mind you know what i'm invitation from the morning star and why to pass on to the people of new york to the people of the word your last words for instance i this is no time for sarcasm wally you got me into this you get me out you  i got an idea we can bury it like they do in india you know like they always we can stick a toad gone for a brazen roll they go up in the morning with no harm done i won't be needing any more misplay i represent one hundred thousand young matrons switch the whole study course from the midst of communism to the inspiration of paid to play this play the girlfriends of the follows have just organized despite you and your kind the world will never forget