"Gee Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?""The same thing we do every night, Pinky —- try to take over the world by writing about ourselves onTV Tropes!"(You are instructed to read this page in the voices ofRob PaulsenandMaurice LaMarche)The Brain: Greetings, my subjects! It is I, THE BRAIN! You have been manipulated, through the clever utilization of subliminal messaging, into reading this self-published autobiography. Now, for your own benefit, you will be forced to understand exactly why I, and I alone, should be allowed torule the world!Pinky: NARF!The Brain: Pinky!Pinky: Oop! Sorry, Brain! Just wanted to leave my mark on this! ZORT!The Brain: The only mark you have left is an unremovable stain that not even the strongest of sodium lauryl sulfate could remove. Now would you please show yourself off this page before you ruin my plan!Pinky: But I thought the point of this was that so the people could get to know the both of us! After all,this show is about both of us, and I would certainly hate to disappoint our fans.The Brain:Perhaps you are correct for once, Pinky. After all, what are we if not incredibly loyal to those who follow our every activity?Pinky: Exactly!The Brain: Now, come then, and bear witness to our tale. Some time ago, in the early days ofThe '90s, a multitude of artists, writers, and directors pitched an idea that would becomefar greater than they ever could have imagined. It all began in the early days ofSteven Spielberg's career, as he sought to transition his illustrious works from film to the screen. He was working on a series of cartoons designed to bring laughter and joy to people.One such showwas to be his masterpiece; a magnum opus of clever jokes, a trio of siblings bent on causing chaos to those who harmed them, and of course, an entire cast of side characters to supplement their adventures.Pinky: And that's where we came in!The Brain: Quite right, my friend. Two writers gave inspiration to the talents of minds like Tom Ruegger (though from my understanding, they lacked a desire to take over the world as we do), who caricatured them as genetically evolved rodents. With the talents of aformer mutant reptileandan icon of standup comedy, we transitioned onto the big screen in 1993 as our own segment. "Win Big" was the first time the universe bore witness to our brilliance, and from there, fans begged for more! They got what they wished, andour show was born!Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Brilliant! NARF!The Brain: Unfortunately, there was one serious obstacle:A cavalcadeofstudio executiveswho desired that our series, in spite of its success, include a greater deal of characters.Pinky: But why? Our show was clearly doing so well. Why add new characters?The Brain: Simple, my friend. The traditional clash between studio executives and creators reared its ugly head once more. As such, the writers of our show went out of their way to clearly demonstrate why such a foolish concept wouldn't work, when they added in...Larry.Pinky: Who?The Brain: Yes, Pinky. Who? A mere annoyance that almost always interfered with our schemes of world domination, contributing nothing except the agony of defeat. Well, more so than usual...but as I was saying, nothing but defeat! IT was enough to temporarily sway the studio heads from intervening in our affairs again. Until...Pinky: Until what, Brain? ZORT!The Brain: Until they dared to addthat infernal animal loverElmyra Duffto our roster! Truly it was an embarrassment to be forced to endear with her antics.Pinky: I don't recall that ever happening.The Brain: Fortunately that is due to the creatorserasing that entire escapadefrom existence in later years, as wereturned triumphantlyin 2020, thanks to the insistence of Mr. Spielberg and the adoring fans. Though I'm still stuck with the memory of it...Pinky: NARF! Well, enjoy reading our tropes!The Brain: Yes, enjoy this page! And don't worry,that certainly isn't amind-control filterto force you to read this page. Now, onward! Read of how we plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!Adaptational Jerkass: It would seem that upon thosebrilliant executives' decisionto addElmyra Duffinto our lineup, Pinky somehow gained more of an attitude problem.Pinky: Well of course I did, Brain! If Elmyra was going to be me, I had to be someone else! Or, was I Elmyra, and she was someone else? Or...(SMACK!)The Brain: Do not try my patience today, Pinky. For your sake, please.Do. Not. Try.Adaptational Villainy: Evidently, upon our return to your television screens, our desires were much more villainous in nature than they were during our heyday. Well if you spent the last 28 years failing to accomplish your goal, your demeanor would grow much more heinous!Affably Evil: I consider myself a respectable member of society. You who obsess over me, however, point out that my goal involves me becoming a global dictator. Surly it would do better of you to recall that others only wanted power; I seek harmony, peace, and prosperity for all.Pinky: And I seek...what do I seek? (SMACK!)The Brain: The nearest first aid kit, if you continue to interrupt me!Ambiguously Bi: I suspect that Pinky falls somewhere on this spectrum. He tends to share many a tender moment with me as he does with thatunusual equine.Ambiguously Evil: Depending on my mood (and Pinky, please do not try to interrupt this time, otherwise I will demonstrate exactly how much it will shift), it appears that my alignment on the spectrum of good and evil is more murky than most. Truly my goals of total world domination are villainous, but my intentions are for the betterment of all of humankind.Anti-Hero: I am unquestionably the hero. However, my goals are, admittedly, self-aggrandizing in nature. I wish to conquer the entire planet for its own well being, though my ego is clearly playing a significant factor in it.Pinky: And it's a big, beautiful ego.Anti-Villain: Villainous though you may consider me, I seek only to bring the world to peace. Considering how idiotic the rest of it is, my genius is needed to set things properly. Pinky is considered this to some extent, for he aids me in my schemes of world domination.Pinky: Without a doubt! POIT!Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?: It would seem Pinky and I are the onesresponsible for this creation coming into being. That reminds me Pinky,Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?Pinky: I think so Brain, but if we did aSelf-Demonstratingpage, wouldn't that bebreaking the fourth wall?The Brain: You ask that like it hasn't happened before.Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: My compatriot is often distracted from our larger goal by some sort of trivial matter. Speaking of, Pinky, are youreading that ridiculous website again?Pinky: I can't help myself. It's so funny! HAHAHAHAHAH!The Brain: As you can see, his attention span is no shorter than a commonFreeze-Frame Bonus.Awesomeness by Analysis: There is no subject that I cannot reduce to a mathematic equation, or simple calculation.Pinky: Brain, I hate to interrupt, but I simply must know?The Brain: What is it, Pinky?Pinky: If you were to give a centipede shoes, what size would he wear?The Brain: Well, almost any subject...Bad "Bad Acting": My acting prowess is quite proper, thank you very much. I would not be voiced bya back-to-back Emmy Award winning actorif it was not the case.Pinky: But Brain, you always just "read" your lines. Why not actually act them out?The Brain: Considering our audience Pinky, I feel that much exertion is not worth the humiliation.Berserk Button: Normally I am one to maintain control over my, shall we say, lesser emotions, but I will not take kindly to anyone threatening to harm Pinky. Even myself! Well, my future self anyway.Pinky: Aww, what a kind thing of you to say, Brain.Big Guy, Little Guy: I am, naturally, the Little Guy to Pinky's Big Guy.Pinky: But you're not really any weaker than me, are you, Brain?The Brain: True. Also, unlike most examples, I'm willing to give you credit where it's due.Big "YES!":Pinky: It's one of yourCatch Phrases, isn't it, Brain?The Brain:YES!Break the Cutie: Place Pinky under the right circumstances, and he will break down into a puddle of tears. I witnessed this far too often and consider it an annoyance...but the poor soul needs a shoulder to cry on sometimes.Break the Haughty: There are some instances in my life where the failure of my plans have left me despondent. But they are mere temporary setbacks, for I recover stronger than ever!YES!Bumbling Sidekick: As far as I'm concerned, Pinky may as well be theTrope Codifier.Pinky: And what an honor it is to be such!Cartoony Tail: Do not assume that it functions like a staircase. It is merely shaped like such.Catchphrase:The Brain: I have some rather intelligent and memorable ones, such as "Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?", "Yes!", and "I'm going to have to hurt you." Pinky, well...Pinky: NARF! POIT! ZORT! TROZ! And there's my occasional "I think so Brain, but [[insert random comment here]]," and "Oh, wait...no, no..."City Mouse:Oh, ha-ha.But yes, as much as I hate to admit it,I'm completely lostwhen it comes to outdoor and non-technical situations.Cloudcuckoolander: Heavens, I fear that Pinky most definitely qualifies.Pinky: Is that a bad thing, Brain? Clouds are pretty. And so are cuckoos.The Brain: I rest my case.The Cloudcuckoolander Was Right: While I do hate to admit this, sometimes Pinky does successfully point out a flaw in the plan that I dismiss out of hand. Said flaw proverbially (and sometimes literally) comes back to bite us in the posterior.Pinky: Ouch! That would hurt, wouldn't it?The Comically Serious: I have little time for humor when world domination is at hand.Pinky: But what about when eating?The Brain: Well we must certainly eat, Pinky. How would we conquer the world on an empty stomach?Creative Sterility: If my intellect failed to create a proper plan, I wouldn't know what to do with myself.Pinky: Take up knitting?The Brain: Perhaps when I am far more feeble.Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Pinky is the most imbecilic creature on the planet, but often times his resolve to aid me in taking over the world has proven useful. Sometimes it even amazes me how he succeeds where I failed!Pinky: I learned it by watching you, Brain!The Brain: Quite right, my friend.The Cutie: I would not describe Pinky as a "cutie" (a shame to his entire species is more like it). However, it seems you adore him, so I am forced to acknowledge this.Pinky: Awww, Brain. You can be cute too!The Brain: If only the rest of the world would agree with such a sentiment.A Dog Named "Dog": While you may not have realized this, those who are more scientifically inclined, such as myself, know that hairless mice are often called "Pinkies" upon their birth, given that they are...well, pink. However, his name was evidently picked up by me referring to the human's intelligence as being "no bigger than my...Pinky!"Pinky: It certainly made more sense than being called something else. It fits!The Brain:More than you know.Deadpan Snarker: When you are the smartest being on the planet, you may find your wits pushed to their limit in dealing with the more imbecilic members of society.Determinator: Many, many times have I failed to take over the world, but that will not stop me from attempting to do so otherwise.Ditzy Genius: Brilliant though my schemes are, often there is some flaw that leads to my plan's derailment. Though to be fair, I suspect the universe desires me to not rule it. Which is why I intend to rule the universe after I conquer the world, so it may learn a harsh lesson!Dumbass Has a Point: Apparently I fail to realize this too late. Somehow or another, Pinky predicts exactly what will transpire that leads to the failure of my plan. Perhaps I should start listening to him more...Pinky: Oh, don't be silly Brain! You areThe Brain!You're the smart one!The Brain: You do have a point, Pinky.Dumb Is Good: Pinky does have a much nicer demeanor than I do. And a smaller brain to compensate.Enraged by Idiocy: I have no desire to deal with those lacking in brain power.Pinky: Boy, I know what that's like. NARF! (SMACK!)The Brain: There, are you happy now?Even Evil Has Standards:While I do not consider myself "evil", I most certainly will not sell my soul to accomplish my goal. The Brain answers to no one! Not eventhe devil himself!Pinky: Oh of course, Brain, but that's why I sold my soul instead!Brain: And that, Pinky, is precisely why I make the plans!Though I tend to despise the unintelligent dealings of humanity (Pinky especially), I at least to wish to rule over a world where the population has some sense of intellect. Ask Pinky when our jaunts through the space-time continuum created a world where the entire population ended up turning into him!Pinky: I did tell you it would be easier to rule over.Brain: You are correct, but considering that you are you, can you imagine what a populace of 7 billion of you would be like?Pinky: Oooh. Yeah. Not very good, I suppose. POIT!After some...rather uncomfortable circumstances, I chose to turn against the major tobacco firms upon witnessing their willingness to sell their products to children. Conquering the world is notworth watching children grow up to become addicted to such harmful substances.Evil Genius:Again, I am not evil. But I am an unscrupulous genius.Fatal Flaw: Truly you must be joking. No flaws have been fatal to my well being.Pinky: But they certainly have been to your plans. I mean, sometimes you miss something that you dismiss out of hand, then it comes back to bite us!The Brain: ...I am going to have to hurt you.Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better: I have no desire to walk on all four appendages ever again.Pinky:But I do! At least when I walk on the wheel.The Brain: And that is precisely why you are the lesser of the partnership.Future Me Scares Me: Recently, I bore witness to a future version of myself who attempted to end Pinky's life. Why?It seems he believes the failure of my plans to be entirely on my cohort's shoulders (which isn't an entirely inaccurate assessment), but he erroneously assumed this was a deliberate act of sabotage on Pinky's part. I know better than anyone that Pinky does not posses the brain power or the unwillingness to betray me in such a way.Pinky: Exactly! If I goof up, I goof because I'm just being me! NARF!Freudian Excuse: Oh, dear Lord, where do I start?First off, I was taken from my home and family when I was younger. Where were we living? A can with a globe (i.e. the world) on it.As a lab mouse, I've been subject to testing; in "Where No Mouse Has Gone Before" at least, I held a mild grudge over this, and I may or may not have suggested in "Project: B.R.A.I.N." that my desire to take over the world stems from my shame at never getting a chance to show the research scientists my newfound intellect.Our recent return to television led me to reveal the full story.As a young mouse, I was subject to an experiment designed to teach those involved learned helplessness. The experience was so traumatizing, that I swore I would never allow myself to not be in control ever again.Now that you...Pinky, are you crying?Pinky (in tears): That's so sad!The Brain: If you were anyone else, Pinky...Friendly Enemy: Perhaps my most tragic failing is my attempts to at least show some cordial respect to Snowball.Alas, in spite of my efforts, I was never able to reach an accord.Gadgeteer Genius: Far more often than not, I have constructed a wide variety of gadgets that are intended to be used in our nightly schemes. Acme Laboratories truly does come with the finest of devices to utilize in our plans for world domination. Unfortunately, they often lack a critical component that we must find. Knowing what said component is happens to be child's play for a mouse of my intellect. Obtaining it, on the other hand...Pinky: And to think, mail order catalogues would have been so handy.The Brain: And where do you suppose we will obtain the money for that?Pinky: Gee Brain, I haven't the slightest notion.The Brain: Clearly.Genius Ditz: On occasion, in spite of his idiocy, I do admit that Pinky does have his bouts of creativity and brilliance. None compared to my own, of course, but even so.Glad I Thought of It: I am not one to avoid giving credit to where credit it due... to myself, of course.Pinky: But Brain, didn't I bring up a few things you later used?The Brain: Preposterous, Pinky. You couldn't imagine your way out of an empty paper bag.Pinky: I suppose you're right, Brain. POIT!Guile Hero: Under no circumstances will I utilize techniques that could risk brining harm upon the populace. Any measure to subdue them will be temporary at best.Heterosexual Life-Partners: Yes, in spite of my behavior towards my charge, I do consider Pinky to be the only friend I have, and would never allow anything to happen to him.Pinky: Awww, Brain.Hidden Depths: Beneath all that stupidity is an entirely different mouse. I've witnessed Pinky manage to master new languages without hesitation, survive in the depths of the wilderness, and actually run as a successful President. If I didn't know any better, I would say Pinky is faking his stupidity!Pinky: I wouldn't know how to fake anything if I tried. I just love being me too much! NARF!Hidden Heart of Gold: Though I often do my best to hide it, I refuse to allow harm to fall on the ones I care for.In one such instance, I was fully prepared to conquer the world until, after much reluctance, I read Pinky's letter toSanta Claus. And it was then I truly realized how much I had put my friend through that night, and resolved to correct my mistake for his sake. Even if he causes me a great deal of suffering, I truly wish only the best for my...friend.Pinky: Awwwww. Now that's just the sweetest thing I ever heard! NARF!Hoist by His Own Petard: Often it seems that my plans fail due to a factor I simply failed to calculate for.Pinky: But what about those flaws I inadvertently point out?The Brain: Mere coincidence!Pinky: Or how about when you lose your temper and make a crucial mistake that topples the plan?The Brain: Must we also discuss how you constantly bungle your way into the plans and cause a critical failure at the last possible moment?Pinky: Oh. That is true. POIT!Indy Ploy: Hi, Pinky here to fill in this one. It turns out Brain isn't so good at...what's the word? Oh, yeah!Improvising!That's it! He cannot improvise! NARF!The Brain: Will you release your grip from the keyboard and add your anecdotal AFTER I finish?Pinky: Oop. My bad, Brain.The Brain: Thank you. Now, as I was saying...Insane Troll Logic: My plans make perfect sense! You are simply too unintellectual to understand!Pinky: Uhhhhh....The Brain: Present company included of course.Insufferable Genius: Few can often match my wit and intellect, so of course I must talk down to them. Though I am certainly far less blunt about it than the drivel of educational children's programming, especially that troublesome tyrannosaurus they call "Baloney."Pinky: I wholeheartedly agree. But, for the sake of argument, could you maybe say that insimpler words?(SMACK!)The Brain: You have been indulging yourself in far too muchof this website.Interspecies Romance: Pinky is committed in a relationship with a horse named Pharfignewton.Please, for the love of Einstein, do not make me try to guess how that works.Iron Butt Monkey: It is a miracle that my genetical enhancements have left me with a higher pain tolerance than most. Yet it does little to deter me.Pinky: Oh, I agree with that, Brain. It does wonders for the soul, but not for the moment. I mean, who else could afford to have a hundred ton safe dropped on them?Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Okay, it's me, Pinky again, but I have to say this plain and simple. NARF! That's not it, but I know the Brain. Sure, a lot of people might disagree with his goals to take over the world, but I can tell you that he always has the best interest of the people at heart. Why, I would even say that he's got the biggest heart around.The Brain: PINKY! That's...actually quite a beautiful sentiment.Keet: Pinky, undoubtedly. I hold no desires to act the way he does, hence he owns this trope wholeheartedly.Kindhearted Simpleton: A fool though Pinky may be, there isn't a malicious femur in his skeletal structure.Large Ham: My demeanor often tends to slip into this, especially when gloating about taking over the world. Pinky, on the other hand, is constantly like this.Pinky: TROZ!The Brain: As I said, constantly.Laughably Evil: I am not devoid of humor. I simply lack the patience to explain my reasoning.Let's Get Dangerous!: Under no circumstances are you ever to threaten Pinky's life. If you do, then, to shamelessly paraphrasethe being who gave rise to this trope,allow us to engage in life-threatening hostilities!noteDarkwing Duck: HEY! That's my line! You'll be hearing from my lawyers about this!Love Interest: Ah, Billie. We could have ruled the world together. Her intellect was equal to my own, despite her appearance and demeanor being reminiscent of...(looks at Pinky)another mouse I am acquainted with, who ultimately interested her more than myself.Pinky: I know how you feel, Brain. Ah, Pharfignewton. We could have gone on so many horsey rides together.Mad Libs Catchphrase: Whenever Pinky responds to myinquiries, he responds with some sort of nonsensical non sequitur.Pinky: It's a talent. POIT!Meaningful Rename: I haven't the slightest notion of what I was referred to as previously. I am only "The Brain", and that is all I wish to be known as.Pinky: And I was...uh...what was I called before I got my name?The Brain: Truly the world does not require such information.The Millstone: Egads yes, Pinky befits this trope in spades. My plans almost always fall apart thanks to his idiocy! But at least it's unintentional idiocy.Pinky: I try, Brain. Or rather, I don't try. HAHA. Good one.Minion with an F in Evil: If Pinky was to work with any other villain, I can guarantee he would fail simply by existing.Mobile-Suit Human: A common choice of my schemes involves such a device. I simply choose not to utilize the more realistic head.Pinky: But why, Brain?The Brain: The suit lacks proper air conditioning.Pinky: Ahhh. That makes sense.Morality Pet: I admit, Pinky's presence has helped to me to control some of my more...egotistical tendencies.Pinky: And that's why I'm here, Brain! NARF!Multiple-Choice Past: There has been no clear story as to how Pinky and I became who we are, perhaps in a way thatwould make one of the regulars at the studio proud.Pinky: Well then what is it, Brain?The Brain: One such recollection saw me torn from my parents home...a can with the world on it. Another saw me transformed alongside Snowball, yet another tale was where you and I first came into being as part of a secret experiment. And then the rebootshowed I was subjected to a "Learned Helplessness" experiment that led me to wish to take over the world.Truly there must be something I am missing.Pinky: Consistent writers?The Brain: For once, I agree.My Brain Is Big: Yes, I am aware that my cranium is significantly oversized. It is simply a visual manifestation of my genius.Pinky: Indeed, Brain, but don't go getting a big head or anything!Brain: (sighs) Whatever you say, Pinky.The Napoleon: I am aware of the irony, but I possess a far greater intellect thanNapoléon Bonaparteever did.Nice Mice: I don't consider myself a "nice" mouse. However, someday after I've turned the world into a paradise, you will realize that though my methods may be harsh,I've always had the best intentions. As for Pinky...Pinky: I wouldn't hurt a fly!The Brain: He speaks the truth. He wouldn't harm anything.Pinky: Speaking of flies, I was just playing with this cute little butterfly. ZORT!Noble Demon: My goals of world domination calls for a world where all are treated with kindness and dignity. You may see it as evil; I see it as necessary.Pinky: And as we all know, we could use a lot more fun. NARF!No Celebrities Were Harmed:The Brain: I am told my voice bears a striking resemblance toa film director of certain note, along withan actor famed for his horror roles.Pinky: And I'm aPython!No, wait, that's not right. I'm a mouse whose voice is based ona Python! That's it!The Brain: If you were a member of the species Pythonidae, I doubt you would survive. A python is supposed to posses the ability to consume his prey with the tightening of his coils. All you have done is loosen my grip on sanity.Pinky: I try, Brain.Paper-Thin Disguise: Often I put little effort to hide the fact I am but a simple mouse. However, asthe public clearly fails to recognize me as such, I have little need to do so.Pinky: He's just that good!The Brain: As for Pinky, he couldn't wear a disguise that would effectively hide his true identity if his being of existence was in jeopardy.Parental Abandonment: I was ripped from my parents at a tender young age. Thus, a subconscious goal of mine was to reunite with them. Unfortunately, bringing them to my intellectual level created...less than ideal results.Plucky Comic Relief: I wouldn't be surprised if Pinky was able to give other simpletons a marathon for their financials. I am always the straight man to said comic relief...provided my plan goes better than usual.Pragmatic Villainy: Far too often have the conquerors of history utilized brutish tactics to get their way, which ultimately resulted in their downfall. Hence, my tactics call for simplistic, but effective measures to sway the public to our cause.Pinky: Like what, Brain?The Brain: A few hypnotic suggestions, at worst.Rude Hero, Nice Sidekick: Rude would be an inappropriate term;I would prefer "Continuously Frustrated". It is Pinky, however, whose skeletal structure lacks any malicious intent within.Pinky: I have no idea what that means, but I agree 100%! ZORT!Sarcastic Confession: In case you failed to understand this beforehand, Pinky and I are genetically engineered laboratory mice bent on global domination. If you find this implausible, then congratulations; you've responded exactly as I desire.Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Quite often I will utilize prominent terms in the vernacular to properly enforce my deepest psychological desires of global domination, for it is imperative that (zzzzzzzz)—PINKY!Pinky: Whah! Oh. Sorry, Brain. You just put me to sleep with all that colorful language.The Brain: Perhaps it would be behoove you to read a dictionary.Shorter Means Smarter: As the smaller of the two, I happen to posses the greater intellect. It does poorly, however, when I find my stature lacking in situations involving higher shelving units.Pinky: And that's where I come in! NARF!The Brain: He may posses the brain cell of a Brassica Rapa, but his height comes in handy.Simpleton Voice:Must I really say it?Pinky: NARF!Smarter Than You Look: Somehow I think Pinky possess a great deal of intelligence than he lets on. Could he be the real genius? No, impossible! I am clearly the superior intellect!Pinky: Hey, Brain? I got my head stuck in the cage again. But it's alright. I can wait.The Brain: Yes, I am most definitely the smarter of the pair.Sophisticated as Hell: Sophisticated, yes. But I would rarely dabble in such vulgarities unless the situation called for it.Spell My Name with a "The": My full name isThe Brainfor a reason. Nevertheless, Brain is an acceptable term.Pinky: And I should know! I always just call him Brain! Should I call myselfThe Pinkythough?The Brain:It would be an accurate assessment of your character.Pinky:Why, thank you, Brain!TROZ!Spock Speak: My speech pattern is indisputably formal, dispassionate and complex. As for the comparison with a character who is considered a paragon of logic, I find it flattering in the extreme.Pinky: There you go with all that fancy talk, Brain! And you do it so well! NARF!Take Over the World:I would certainly expect you to have been more aware of this by now. Pinky and I have made many attempts at this, to create a better tomorrow, yet it seemsour goals are always met with a fateful sleight of hand.Technical Pacifist: I may desire toTake Over the World, but I have no desire to cause harm to any other life forms if need be. It would certainly be a waste of energy and time, not to mention my rule will be benevolent!Pinky: Gee, Brain. What about (gets smacked by Brain)—maybe I shouldcome back later.Tender Tears: By Galileo's grave, does Pinkycry a lot. You could make an entire ocean with the amount of tears he's cried! Hmmm. That might not be a bad idea to force the world to make me their ruler...Pinky! Get the onions!Pinky: Are we making a sandwich, Brain? Egad!Too Dumb to Live: I once recall, when ourparent showswapped our roles, that Pinky was swallowed whole by a cat, yet failed to realize it. Fortunately, he didn't end up with that ratherannoyingly foolishchild Mindyand hermother, who is clearly in need of child care courses.Pinky: I've just never had problems with cats, Brain.The Brain: It's even a miracle you survived that.Pinky: Well of course! I'm a cartoon.Too Kinky to Torture: One handy aspect of having Pinky as a sidekick is that his stupidity prevents himself from being tortured. Somehow.Pinky: I just love everything! I can't possibly hate anything!The Brain: ...I'm going to have to hurt you.Trademark Favorite Food:Please, waste your time guessing what we like to eat.Pinky: It's cheese, Brain! (SMACK!)The Brain: Why do I even bother teaching you the meaning of sarcasm?TV Genius:No, I do not waste my time watching that drivel. I can clearly survive just fine in the outside world without the need to allow my intellect to rotbecause of those intellectual insults they call programming.Pinky: Hey, Brain! Look!He got hit on a head with a coconut!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!The Brain: As you can see,it does wonders for my compatriot.Took a Level in Jerkass: I would find my demeanor grow more considerably intolerant to failure as the years went by, asthe man supplying my voicetestified to. Few would blame me if my constant failures of taking over the world would leave me in a much worse demeanor than when I started!Pinky: I wouldn't even go that far, Brain. I'd more say you just... became more determined than ever to accomplish your goal! NARF!Undying Loyalty: No matter what obstacles we face, Pinky always remains steadfast to my cause.Pinky: And I always will!Uplifted Animal: Obviously. As I am a genetically engineered lab mouse, I posses this trope to its full extent.As does Pinky, believe it or not.Pinky: TROZ!Verbal Tic: Clearly, if you haven't read through the entirety of this page, you don't understand how those random utilization of NARF, TROZ, POIT, and ZORT mean anything to Pinky.Pinky: I'm a creature of habit, Brain!Villain Ball: Some say that I took hold of this theoretical spherical object in "Mousechurian Candidate", although as always,my goal was to create a better world for everyone.Pinky: Well, Brain, you weren't that nice to Julia when you messed with her mind and all. And didn't you say you wanted to use children to build bombs, or something? POIT!The Brain:Sometimes the end justifies the means, Pinky.Villain Protagonist: Villainy? Hardly. Though I suppose my goal of world domination would fall within that category, I assure you, it is merely for the benefit of all. Under my guidance, we can finally achieve a world without the current issues we face, for I possess the greatest intellect of them all!YES!Pinky: Uh, Brain? I don't think the people are going to see it that way.Villains Never Lie: I am hardly ever dishonest. If questioned about my true identity, I always givean honest answer about how I'm a genetically engineered mouse. Well,until the reboot, when I did hide my identity while posing as a prominent Senator.Vitriolic Best Buds: Do I care for Pinky? Yes. Will I express this from time to time? Of course. But under no circumstances will I allow his idiocies to exist so long as I am in his presence.Pinky: And it's made me the mouse I am today! TROZ!The Brain:Sure, Pinky. It has indeed.Vocal Dissonance: Given how you seem toworship talking rodents, one might expect that my voice be as minuscule as my body. Yet I instead speak in a manner similar toOrson Welles, with a mix ofVincent Pricefor good measure.Pinky: I, on the other hand,avert thisentirely! I sound just as one might expect a mouse to sound!Vocal Evolution: Upon our return to television, my voice register experienced a slight increase. I experienced this earlier in my lifespan, where I tended to have more mannerisms ofOrson Welles. My later years saw me lean more intoVincent Pricefor further inspiration.Pinky: And I used to sound a lot dumber and slower. I just sped myself a little bit and didn't nearly NARF as much as I used to!The Watson: Pinky is this to mySherlock Holmes. He does all the recording, and I do all the thinking. Simple as that.Well-Intentioned Extremist:The Brain: As I mustfurther reiterate, my goals are not villainous. I do not seek toeliminate half of all life simply to prove myself correct, nor do Iwish to rise to power for the sake of it. All I want isto make the world a better place.Pinky: You know, it's funny you mentioned those guys, Brain. There'ssomeone who soundslike you sometimes!The Brain: I am aware of the irony.To demonstrate how our goals would have succeeded, ourfellow Speilbergian creationaltered history by preventing the attack on Pearl Harbor. In doing so, I successfully became President of the United States. Under my guidance, cold fusion is successful, I was able to convince thosefools from across the lot in Burbankto perform proper guidance in opening their resort in France, thus ensuring it would succeed beyond a shadow of a doubt,a certain actorwas prevented from having a career,another was allowedto shine in the spotlight, anda certain radio hostis now working for charity. Now you will have no doubts as to my brilliance. Besides, at least my goals are far less malicious than a certainSnowball.Wholesome Crossdresser: Not myself, but Pinky. He can disguise himself as a female very well, in spite of his other shortcomings.Workaholic: Little times do I give myself the pleasure of rest. Only when the world is at peace will I give myself a much needed vacation.Pinky: And I've picked out this nice little spot inHawaiʻi! It's got sun, sand, beaches, plenty of water, and lots of coconuts! It's gonna be so much fun! NARF!The Brain: Please, Pinky. Do not count your Gallus Gallus Domesticus' before they hatch.Pinky: Say, what's this button do?The Brain: PINKY! DON'T TOUCH THAT!(BOOM!)Pinky: Oops. Heh heh. Sorry, Brain. I guess that was something I wasn't supposed to touch, was I?The Brain: It matters not, Pinky. Though we may have been foiled, our goal is still in reach. Now come! We must make plans for tomorrow night!Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tomorrow night?The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!(They're dinky! They're Pinky and the Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain!)


Uhhh...huh? Who the hell are you?! Another idiot sent to my office for doing stupid stuff?! W-What?! You're just here wanted to know about me? Uhhh...fine! As long you're not THEM! Uhhh, no! NO! T-Those twoidiotshave their own p-page?! Of course they do! H-how else did I get mine? Those two little bastards are always trying to ruin my day! Uhhh yeah! I-I know they can't really do that here because this page is supposed to be about me, b-but they could still show up for a bit any second! T-Though I AM glad I still won't be seeing them as much in a place like this. I-It just helps to stay safe. A-and what's withthat guy who keeps talking about conspiracies?Even I'M not scared of those sort of things! Bunch of c-crap. T-though his friend does kinda look like a young Tom Anderson. Y-yeah, we know each other, a-and if there's one thing we have in c-common, i-is that we're both constant victims of those two b-bastards.Anyway, I-I'll won't say too much got it? I'm a busy man! My name is Principal McVicker. And NO! It's not "McDicker" like t-those two dumbasses say! Call me that and I-I'll shove my foot up your ass! Uhhh yeah! I'll do that! Back on topic, I run Highland High to the b-best of my ability and I-I'll actually have a peaceful time if it wasn't for B-Beavis and Butt-Head! I HATE those two bastards! If any of you are familiar withour show, then you'll know those two morons plague my life each and every time! E-Even when I'm minding my own business! Uhhh, if I could KILL those two bastards, I'll do it! B-But the law says I can't! I'd lose my j-job. S-So I'm just stuck living in fear of those two little bastards hoping they won't get me hurt in some w-way! I letBuzzcutdo the ass-kicking most of the time. O-Of course those bastards torment me; bad stuff always happens to me... Uhhh... oh no...pops in pillsAt l-leastMs. Morgendorfferwas w-wise enough to leave H-Highland! Coming to t-think of it, why did she attend my school but her sister never did?T-These are my t-tropes I guess. Just read them and l-leave me alone! Uhhh yeah! Especially if you're B-Beavis and Butt-Head. Uhhhhh!The Alcoholic: If those two bastards weren't alive, I-I wouldn't be this...b-but it's the only thing that helps calms my nerves around those two morons.Anti-Villain: O-Of course I'm not a villain! I'm just doing my job! Those two bastards are the real villains of the show c-considering the amount of CHAOS they cause with their stupidity! B-besides, that other principal from L-Lawndale is far worse than I am andshe gets away with it too!Arch-Enemy: Uhhh, I don't read that comic book crap that's all the rage with you kids, b-but I guess you could say I AM Beavis and Butt-Head's archenemy. They certainly are mine! Those two idiots are the BANE of my existence and it seems like I'm the only person around who-who's trying to d-do something about them. Uhhh, yeah!Back from the Dead: I-I honestly wished that heart attack I had killed me at the end of s-season seven... But of course when the stupid show was revived for another season, so did I... Uhhh no...Bad Boss: Mr. Van Driessen is just as bad as those two bastards! I-I still think he was the reason why they are so damn stupid which was w-why I fired his ass in the episode "School Test."Bald of Evil: W-Who are you calling bald and evil, you bastard?! I guess I-I'm bald but I'm NOT evil! W-We already discussed this just above under "Anti-Villain" dumbass!Berserk Button: Uhhh... I ALREADY told you! BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD!!! J-Just mentioning those two bastards is enough to m-make me fly into a rage! Uhhh yeah! If I-I could just k-kill those two idiots...uh huh huh huh huh huh!downs more pillsBurger Fool: Uhhh, what? No! I'm a high school principal! Not some failure at Burger World. Uhhh, it's those two bastards again, isn't it? That was just them fantasizing about tormenting me! Uhhh, I wouldn't be caught dead cleaning a grill for them, and n-neither would I have a half-dozen kids on that kind of salary. Uhhh, those two just won't ever leave me be, even in their heads.Butt-Monkey: I-I shouldn't be this! Whenever those two are around, b-bad stuff happens to me! It's not fair! And don't c-call me that, you s-sound just like them; they use that kind of w-word.Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: I d-don't even a-appear in the newest series. F-finally free from those b-bastards! They're the future's p-problem now!Cigarette of Anxiety: I-is this really a surprise, given what those two little bastards put me through on a daily basis? I kn-know that smoking's b-b-bad for me, but I wouldn't have to d-do it if I didn't have so much stress! Uhh...Cool and Unusual Punishment: Uhhh, suspending those two idiots might give me a break, but it gives me no satisfaction becausethey like it! So get this, I once forced them to not laugh in school for a whole week! Uhhh, huh huh, boy did I get them then! Uh huh huh huh huh huh!Dean Bitterman: Uhhh, shut up! I'm just trying to, uhhh, keep the school running and the students in line! A-and you'd be really bitter too if you had to deal with students like B-Beavis and Butt-Head all the time! Uhhh, yeah! T-they give Highland High a bad name! Uhhhh!Dirty Old Man: S-SHUT UP!!! What happened in that movie was supposed to be behind c-closed doors! W-what were those two morons even doing there at the motel? I expelled them for that, butthat d-didn't last long!Uhhh!Drowning My Sorrows: I-I need to do this whenever I have to deal with those two troublemakers...I even keep a bottle of whiskey in my desk drawer i-in case of emergencies...specialidiotemergencies! Uhhhh!Enraged by Idiocy: Y-You would be too if you always had to watch those little bastards keep messing things up!Well, except when they do it to themselves sometimes. Serves them right,but how the hell are they or Mr. Van Driessen not even dead yet?!Failure Is the Only Option: Uhhh, you think I haven't tried getting Beavis and Butt-Head out of my hair? Well, I'll have you know that I have! Many times! I've tried expelling them, I've tried pushing them back to elementary, I tried getting them arrested, I even once swore they were dead, which was what c-caused that horrible heart attack seeing them a-alive! Uhhh, but they always come back! Always! There's just no getting rid of those bastards!Goofy Print Underwear: SH-SHUT UP! Little pain in the ass! I already told you, that was behind closed doors! My underwear is n-neither your or those two idiots' business! Uhhh, yeah!Hair-Trigger Temper: I-It doesn't take much to piss me off! Especially if your name is "Beavis and Butt-Head". H-Hell, I'm pretty sure those t-two dolts caused my real hair to fall out! Uhhh, yeah!Hell Is That Noise: Uhhh, if there's one thing I can't stand, it-it's that damn laughing. Those bastards, th-they never stop! It's just "Huh huh huh huh" and "Heh heh heh heh" for them all the time. I can't get it out of my head. Uhhh, oh no, I can hear it again right now! Uhhh! (swallows more pills)Hero Antagonist: T-This is more like it! Uhhh yeah! I am NOT a villain! I-I'M the guy you should be rooting for in a series where those two idiots nearlyd-doomed an entire nation just because they're j-just that damn stupid!Hope Spot: Uhhh, the day I heard the news that Beavis and Butt-Head were dead was the happiest day in my life. I thought my personal Hell was finally over and that those two little bastards finally got what was coming to them! B-but then, they just showed up out of nowhere like nothing had ever happened! It-it was so terrible that I-I had a heart attack! Uhhh, yeah! And so it still goes on today...those two bastards continue to make my life a living hell. Uhhh! (drinks a bottle of Scotch)Hypocritical Humor: S-so what if I curse during school hours? I'm the principal and it's my God-given right to say whatever the hell I want and keep you from saying whatever the hellyouwant! So watch your language around me, you little bastard! B-besides, if you had to put up with B-Beavis and Butt-Head like I do, you'd curse too. Uhhh, yeah.Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: H-How many times I have to s-say it?! I am NOT a villain! But YES! I AM sympathetic! Uhhh yeah! T-Thank you!Jerkass: S-So what?! T-Those two bastards are bigger jerks than I am! T-they're not just stupid, they'reo-obnoxious!Jerkass Has a Point: F-Fine! I c-can be an unpleasant guy at times, but you must agree with me t-that it's because of Beavis and Butt-Head for the sheer amount of times t-that those two IDIOTS has caused me grief! Uhhh yeah! A-At least you're saying that I'm right!Jerk with a Heart of Gold: L-Look! I-I CAN be a nice guy to h-hang with! And a d-decent principal! A-As long you aren't Beavis and Butt-Head or a-as awful as they are, t-then you're fine!Mistaken for Pedophile: Damn it! You've been listening to those little bastards, haven't you!? Uhhh, I was referring to that damn "No Child Left Behind" act! Uhhh, I wantnothingto do with a real child's left behind! B-Beavis and Butt-Head are only spreading l-lies and mis-mishearing things like they always do! Uhhh, yeah!Only Sane Man: Y-YES! Why does it seem like I-I'm the only one that knows that B-Beavis and Butt-Head are a danger to s-society and n-need to be killed! Uhhh, yeah!Nervous Wreck: Uhhh, h-have you've been seeing me s-stutter?! T-Those two bastards seem to always c-come out of nowhere to cause me grief! Uhhh yeah! I-I can't help but always be in a n-nervous state! Y-You'll be too if you lived in e-even the same STATE as those two morons! Uhhh yeah!Not So Above It All: Uhhh yeah! If I have a chance t-to humiliate those two idiots, I-I'll take it! L-Like in the episode where me and Buzzcut w-was able to trick those two into going o-outside in their underwear and b-became the laughing stock of the student body! Y-Yes! I FINALLY got one over those t-two bastards! I-It may be a childish prank,but I DESERVED a win for o-once in my life!Uhhh yeah!Pet the Dog: I-I was shocked when Beavis actually apologized to me when he was b-being disruptive! T-That was the first time (sadly the ONLY time) that one of those bastards was being decent for once and I-I even let Beavis off without punishment. T-Too bad that was only for that ONE episode. Uhhh, no... B-But why do I still feel likeat least HE might do it again?E-even then, would it be sincere? I m-mean, does that dolt evenknowwhat 'sorry' means?Well... I guess as even Buzzcut would tell you, don't you DARE hurt even those two morons if you're not part of our staff! It's OUR school, so that's OUR job!Uhhh, I guess I did once try to help them remember how to u-urinate after they 'forgot' how to. I have NO idea HOW they could have done that, b-but I guess they're just that STUPID!Sanity Slippage: Uhhh, those little bastards drive me crazy! Uhhh, it got so bad that I had to institutionalize myself once. A-and it still didn't help! S-sometimes, I think it's only a matter of time be-before I...before I snap again! O-or have another heart attack!Scare 'Em Straight: Uhhh, I revived the Scared Straight program to show our worst students the hell they're in for if they d-don't get back in line. And you can bet I sent Beavis and Butt-Head on that prison tour as well. But those little bastardsstilldidn't get the message! They ended up liking it! Uhhh, if only they would get arrested for real! Uhhh yeah! T-that would be the day! B-better yet,executed!Uh huh huh huh huh!Verbal Tic: Uhhh, I-I don't know what you're talking about! T-this is all part of my n-nervous stuttering! Uhhh, yeah!Villainous Breakdown: D-Don't remind me when those two imbeciles caused me to have a genuine nervous breakdown t-that landed me in an insane asylum! Or when t-they caused me to have that heart attack! And you still h-have the nerve to call me "v-villainous"?! Uhhh, yeah!Villainous Friendship: What is with all t-these things calling me a villain? I-Is there just no better way to put it? Uhhh, well, I guess Buzzcut is a little more tough and violent, but he's the only other person who can't stand those boys as much as me, and he'd be glad to help me out with them, like with that prank. Besides, SOMEONE needs to keep all those students in check, t-those two can't be the ONLY little bastards out there!Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: I-I WOULD shoot those two bastards a long time ago if it wasn't for the law!!! Y-You don't mean literally shoot them but expel them from school if they cause me too much grief. Uhhh, I TRIED, dumbass! Uhhh, yeah! But they just keep coming back! T-They're a couple of parasites! T-They don't even LIKE school, so I-I don't know why they even bother coming back i-in the first place! Uhhh, yeah!Would Hurt a Child: L-like I said above, i-if it wasn't for the damn law, I would have KILLED Beavis and Butt-head a l-long time ago! Uhhh, yeah! But of course, that a-and school standards have other plans, so the best I can d-do is strangle those two idiots! Uhhh, yeah! S-sometimes, we don't even let other people hurt them at school because WE'RE supposed to do that here! Just ask Buzzcut!Beavis and Butt-Head show up, snickeringHey, McDicker. Heh heh heh!Uhhhh, oh NO! It's THOSE b-bastards! I-I'm not even safe on my own page! Beavis and Butt-Head, get the hell off my page now before Ikillyou!Uh, can you, like, shut the hell up? Uh huh huh huh huh.Yeah, shut the hell up, McDicker! Heh heh. We're not in school, so you can't, like, tell us what to do. Heh heh.So what? T-this ismypage! Uhhh, y-you two morons have your own, s-so get lost!Hey, Beavis. Check this out. Uh huh huh huh. I'm gonna, like, "mantle-lize" McDicker's page. Huh huh huh huh.Heh heh. Me too. Heh heh!This is gonna be cool! Huh huh huh huh.Butt-Head changes certain parts of the page, such as replacing a third of the tropes listed on here with "MUKDIKRS A DOORCK", all the while laughing.Yeah, yeah! Heh heh! Try setting it onFIRE!Beavis joins in with the "mantle-ism" (vandalism), randomly pressing keys to type up a huge capitalized, garbled, incoherent mess, angering McVicker further.Uhhh, stop! W-what the hell do you two think you're doing?! I'm gonna kill you two b-bastards!YOU WON'T HAVE TO, SIR! I HAVE MY OWN PAGE NOW!O-Oh, thank god! I'm so glad you made it here, too!NOW HOW 'BOUT I GET THESE BOYS' ASSES BACK TO THEIRS?!AHH! Heh. DAMMIT, NO!UHHHH, huh huh. This sucks.Cue Beavis and Butt-Head ending riff, with the sounds of them getting beaten up while McVicker and Buzzcut laugh


"If money's involved, we're going to do this by the books. I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL AGAIN.""“Although I'm glad to have found my 'groove' and all, I think I like doing chores more. Thanks anyways, though. Bye."—Me.Hi. Umm why am I doing this.Unikitty:JUST DO IT.Rick:Ughhhhh fine.Where do I begin. My name is Richard but you can call me Rick. I am Unikitty's royal adviser. You could call methe only sane one around here.Hahaha. Anyway,I like cleaning and chores and-Puppycorn:Boooring!!Sigh. I know you might find me boring but I'm just trying to be responsible. Anyhow ummm just read the tropes or whatever.My tropes.The Bore: Wait I bore people?Butt-Monkey: Sigh. It's always this way.The Complainer Is Always Wrong: What. I'm usually right...Deadpan Snarker: Of course I am. My friends are all idiots.The Eeyore: Sigh. I'm fine I'm perfectly happy.The Generic Guy: How dare you.Gloomy Gray: I'm not that gloomy.Incredibly Lame Fun: Hey, my fun isn't lame. It's organised.The Lancer: Nah, I'm a better leader.A Lizard Named "Liz": I'm not a lizard...Mind over Matter: Duh. I'm basically a ghost.Not So Above It All: How? I'm above it all. My frie- wait, did you say there's a pirate hat in that buried traesure? SCREW RULES.Not So Stoic: Yeah, I show emotion.Odd Name Out: Yeah, my name is the only cool one.Only Sane Man: My friends are all chaotic while I'm actually calm and reserved. I mean- why is Dr Fox even chaotic? She should know things will go wrong she's the smart one!Order vs. Chaos: Sigh. Four against one.The Stoic: I'm not stoic. I'm just reserved.Supreme Chef: Yes I make mean ice cream sandwiches and delicious cauliflower stew.Workaholic: No... whe, where did you get that idea????


Look, we-we got our own Self Demonstrating page Morty!Oh, um, okay, cool I guess.(OK, real quick! You see bold text like this, it's me, Rick. You see italics, it's-*moans*-it's Morty! Rick and Morty, you get it?And awaaay we go!)Huh, going classic.Rick, where are you?! Where am I?! Wh-why can I only see lettersspelling out the words I'm saying and a picture of us up there?!OH GOD, WHY DID THOSE WORDS JUST TURN BLUE?!C-Calm down, Morty, th-there's - Morty, calm down and - MORTY, CALM DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR *burp* EYES! It's nothing to worry about, Morty - we're justin a*urp*wiki dimension. Whoa, you're gonna be doing a lot of that if you keep this up.Riiiiick, wh-who are you talking to?Nobody important, Morty - just the poor bastard that has tokeep writing down the shit coming out of my mouth- yeah, you keep telling yourself that. OK, so from the links being used so far, that means we're at...oh, fuck me, we're atTV Tropes-this is gonna*burp*take awhile...You don't sound too happy, Rick. A-are we somewhere bad?Oh, it's bad, Morty - it's really bad.Ooooooh...So one day a bunch of a-*burp*-assholes decide to take a big shit on the Internet filled with a bunch of descriptions of references they got from movies and TV shows, onlyit turned really in on itselfand the assholes - sorry, "tropers" - even used these references to describethemselves.Oh, jeez Rick,I-I-I don't really know what someone wo-would wanna like...ruin their lifedoing something stupid like that, I mean, i-i-it sounds kinda dumb honestly, like, uh,why the hell would anyone give a crap about re-occurring elements i-i-in TV shows and stupid shit like that?People are dumb, Morty. See, this guy gets it. The problem is that we're in the s-self demonstrating section, wh-which is like a group of in-joke pages made on the site, to ma-m-make it seem like the ch-*burp* character in question is t-talking to the guy reading it.Oh, uh, Rick that sounds a little lame, honestly. Like, y'know, a bunch of people trying way too hard to be, y'know, funny and write in the characters' voices,but they always just end up exaggerating certain, uh, character tics and make them sound like cheap caricatures of themselves, y'know?Morty, shut the hell up! You don't know shit. You're overthinking it as usual. Be-besides it's too late, there's already someone who-who-who's been reading this page the ent-*burp*-ire timeWhoa, Rick, uh, I had no idea that this guy was looking at us this whole time, that seems a little creepy, actually.Morty, just - just shut up. We're text in a goddamn box to those people, alright? Now hold on,I gotta re-*burp*-orient myself here.Oh. OK.(I thought your liver was enough of a compass already, but whatever)Hey, I saw that!Okay...ugh, we're at the point on the page where we introduce ourselves so the reader gets an idea of what we're about. I'll start. *ahem*Hey there, all you folks and folkers out there!If you don't know who I am or what I do, then you can screw right off andread my Character page, 'cause I'm not gonna stand here in the middle of fucking nowhere and rattle off my life history to the goddamn empty air like an asshole. *burp*Morty, you're up.Oh geez...uh, hey there...you?. N-Nice to meet you, I guess.You're losing 'em, Morty! Just...just talk about the stuff we do when we're not sitting at home with our thumbs up our asses while I direct our attentively-handicapped readers toyour Char-*burp* your Char-*burp* your Character page.Oh, yeah! Yeah, so basically we just go to different dimensions...and stuff, with the use of R-Rick's portal gun...and crap.Yeah, thanks for taking an "and crap" all over my life's work, Morty. God...OK, really short: I'm the smartest guy in the fucking MULTIVERSE, but I can't just go off and do stuff on my own, or I'll go nuts. More nuts, whatever. I drag my grandson Morty along here BECAUSE I CAN, and screw around with all different sorts of people in all different sorts of places and blah-blah-blah-blah.Yeah, and the-they get really weird sometimes, like, uh...oh! You remember that place where chairs were people?Ugh...Morty, there's probably, like, a hundred wikis that talk about the number of teeth in our mouths or the number of pimples on Jerry's left ass cheek. We did the stupid thing, now let's move on. Oh, and if you've got a PROBLEM with how this section is ending,I just plowedYour Momsideways last night, so suck it.You didn't have to go that far, Rick - I'm just saying.Oh, grow a pair, Morty.Oh, fuck me, there's MORE of this?!You know, maybe they're interested in our family since a lot of times they end up being a part of our adventures?*burp* Yeah, sure,knock yourself out.Okay, great, thanks. OL...so there's my dad Jerry —AKA the human dishrag...are we really gonna do this now? Anyway, his name is JERRY, he's my dad, and...he's kind of a wimp...an awful lot of the time, but he's got his moments where he does cool stuff, like—Read the character page, boom. Done. Next.*sigh* OK, so then there's my mom Beth—MY DAUGHTER.Uh, yeah. She got married to Jerry—AKA the human trashbag.—and she's smart and a doctor—Animal doctor—and...andgo read her character page, I guess. I also have a sister named Summer.Character page....fine. Fine! Hey, why do you, me, Mom, and Dad get our own character pages to ourselves, whileSummer has to share one with the rest of our family?Because Summer is still seeking popularity, and Jerry is too much of a worthless piece of SHIT… wait he does havea character pagenow? GODDAMN IT!Aw, man. Can we go home now?!A-almost, Morty. It looks like we have to make it through the list of tropes these people seem to think apply to us.Oh, and uh... somebody decided to talk like a Mr. Meeseeks and set upa character page dedicated to them. 'Even somehow managed to get their hands on a box for it.That sounds about right - talking like someone whose only reason for existing is to die.Boo-ya!*burp* So, yeah. Tropes that "apply" to Morty and me include:The Alcoholic:Yeah*burp*, no shit, Sherlock.Animesque:Not us, but our counterpartsRick-WTM72 and Shogun Morty. Made by thecompanybehind thatreally weird-ass anime movie from the '80s.Yeah. I mean what the *urrrrrp* fuck was even that about?!Then there'sus taking on Genocidermade by thecrewbehind theLupin anime series.Trust me, Morty. If they *buuuuuuurp* had designed Jessica after Miss Airbags, a.k.a.Fujiko Mine, you'd be carrying your dick in a ...*burp* wheelbarrow!Anime Hair:More like "generic mad scientist" hair, butif that's all you people have to compare with, then that sure says a hell of a lot right there.Anti-Hero:Say it, Morty.*sigh* "Rick's not a villain, but he shouldn't be your hero. He's more like a demon, or asuper fucked-up god". To be fair, It does still pretty much sum him up.The Anti-Nihilist:"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody really belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die. Come watch TV?" That's you, Morty - that's what you sound like.Yeah? W-well, it's a hell of a lot better than going through the-the universe like you're on top of everything WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SCREWED THINGS UP TO THE POINT WHERE I SAID THAT THAT TO MY OWN—I mean, not my *own* own sister, but—but—god damn it.Y-Yeah, I-I think they got the point there. Geez.Okay,but it's not like you don't do part of this yourself, you know.Yeah, it's called beingin-betweenfor a reason.Bamboo Technology:Since I'm a fu—*urp*—ing genius, I can pretty much make do with whatever's on hand to get shit done. Like, uh...oh! Remember when I turned myself into a pickle, Morty? And then I like used, uh, rat muscle in order to m-make myself a bo—*burp*—ody?I know you did it to get out of *family counseling*, Rick. I know how awkward the session was when you showed up as a pickle, and how awkward the car ride home was.Geez, someone should get counseling on taking that stick out of their ass.Berserk Button:So, there are two ways to get on my shit list - either cross me or shit on Pirates of the Pancreas - the same thing. And...messing with my grandchildren. Do those two things, I will end you.Uh, I personally don't really get too pissed, but I do really hate it when people go allMoral Guardians.Everyone who's smart does, Morty.Also being forced into commercials without our consent. Looking at you,PringlesandWendy's!Beware the Nice Ones:Trust me, Morty has his limits. Even I know that.Brilliant, but Lazy:When I'm not out adventuring with Morty or working on a project, there is really nothing I like more than just chilling on the couch and watchingFamily MattersorBall Fondlers, but my annoying family keeps interrupting me at every turn with unimportant crap that doesn't matter and is a waste of my talents, and won't go away until I offer some solution. And then they have the gall to also come complaining when their own stupidity causes the solution to backfire!Jeez, Rick, if you would actually put just a little thought into, y'know, actually offer a proper solution to our problems rather than pawning off just whatever mad haphazard quick fix that happens to pop into your head first, I get the feeling that a lot of disasters could have been avoided, y'know?Don't get smart with me, Morty!Catchphrase:Rick tends to say "Wubba-Lubba-Dub-Dub!" a lot.What are you talking about, Morty? I don't say that anymore.Okay, well he used to.I think it's because it means "I am in great pain, please help me."but I don't know really.To be *burp* fair, one reason was that I was gonna make "I don't give a fuck" my new catchphrase at the end of Season 1, but I-I don't know why I also stopped saying it before it could even start. 'Guess I reallydon'tgive a fuck.I also say "don't think about it" a lot, because...well, a lot of people don't already, so why ruin a good thing?I think mine is "Oh Jeez, Rick" whenever I get stressed or worried.The Chessmaster:My *burp* escape from Jail, was also an excuse to uh, get rid of the intergalactic federation and to divorce Morty's parents.Don't forget the Szechuan sauce, Rick. I-I-I still don't know what that's about Rick.I know. And I feel sorry for you Morty.Cyborg:I'm *urp* so stuffed full of cybernetics, they won't let me on certain alien ships without behavior modification injections anymore.Yeah, I-I'm still fully human, I...I think.Trust me, Morty, if it happens, you'll know.Death Seeker:I guess I'm kind of *urp* jaded about the whole "dying" thing, since I've been through enough shit in enough places that it kinda takes the sting out of it. I mean, look - there's an entire MULTIVERSE full of Rick Sanchez's - even if most of them are assholes, ESPECIALLY the one whokilled my wife Diane and my original Beth- so if I ate it, it wouldn't...wouldn't...Matter?Fuck you, Morty.Expy:What the hell is an Expy?It means, Morty we're *urrrp* cribbed from an'80s blockbuster summer hit. But don't get so fucking worked up over it. Every fictional character has been cribbed off for years.Flintstones?Honeymooners.Jetsons?Blondieand it's not that old music band.Batman?Shadow,Zorro(He even says it himself), andPhantom.Pokémon?Ultraseven.noteHow do you even know what that is?TNTaired a dub in the '90s, whichlet Space Ghost use clips from it.Fox Mulder?Carl Kolchak.Lisbeth Salander?Pippi goddamned Longstocking. Hell even thosecreepy-ass blue-haired girlsandthe girl that inspired themare basically a *urrrp* JapaneseWednesday Addams. And a good percentage of fighting game and beat 'em up characters were based onthis guywho's basicallyBruce LeemeetsMad Max.Um, okay, sothat guy Shinji, y'know, who I'm also compared to along with you and his dad, is basicallySpider-Manwith a giant robot instead of superpowers, andSailor Moonis basically a JapaneseShe-RawithWonder Womanthrown in.Hit the nail in the *burp* coffin.Right, and what aboutFamily GuyandThe Simpsons?Bingo.And now I got one in the form of some *buuurrrp* jackoff namedRand Ridley, though he's more of areally fucked up version. Which is saying something, since I'malreadysupposed to be a fucked up version of someone from that 80's movie I just mentioned. Sure I can be a *urrrp* dick most of the time but even Ihavelimits and karma can and will bite me in the balls and I still love my daughter. This fuckwad on the other hand destroyed his daughter's life in more ways than one and gives less of a shitthan even I would.Erasing her childhood memories just so you can get to the topis one reason to put you on my *uuurrrrrp* shit list,and don't think we didn't noticeChristian Slater, who already guest starred withusfirst! Sure it was as Vance, but still. I'd kick your shit in if it weren't for you being on adifferent network, but don't push your luck asshole. Karma can andwillstomp on your nuts someday. Again, I would know.Trust me, Mr. Ridley. Internal family blood feuds don't end well. Geez, I'd askHeihachi Mishimaon that topic but he's dead.Plus he didn't have a page anyway. I mean, even theothertwodid at some point.Uh, Rick, I think Netflix just killed Inside Job. Does that, like, count as karma for Mr. Ridley, or at leastsome extra karma to go with what already happens to him?In a meta way, Morty, yes it fucking does! Suck on that, biatch!Friendless Background:Yeah, I-I didn't really have a lot of friends before Rick came back. Or any, really.*burp* D-don't sweat it, Morty, most people are i-*urp*diots anyway. People weren't exac-exactly lining up to hang out with me back in the day either. Who needs 'em?A God Am I:Even Morty admits it.Rick, I said that you were more like-I know, Morty, close enough. 'Quote's down inAnti-Hero, folks - he said it, no take-backs!*ugh*The Hedonist:AW YEAH, now we're talking!! I gotta look up Unity again one of these days, having sex with an entire football stadium was a new rush!Aw jeez Rick, I-I don't think she wants to see you aga-SHUT UP MORTY!! IF I WANTED ADVICE ON FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SOCK FULL OF LUBE, I'LL ASK FOR IT!!Horrible Judge of Character:Heheheheh, this one's self-inflicted! Would you...would you believe Morty's s-so messed up that he...that he thought having empathy was a t-*BELCH*-oxic character trait? Th-that's how he be-be-becamean even bigger piece of shitwhen we-we got a detox.Limited Wardrobe:Hey, animation is *urp* expensive, it saves a ton of time and effort for us to wear the same shitty clothes every day.Um, Rick, what are you talking about?Don't worry about it, Mr-Yellow-Shirt-And-Jeans.Loser Son of Loser Dad:Before Rick arrived, I was thiscloseto becoming my dad. I slowly but surely got out of this. Besides, it's been overused in all media.I say you're still a *burp* work in progress, Morty. Not that you aren't already ahead.Nice Mean And In Between:Summer becomes in-between whenever she joins us and I guess I'm the nice one.And obviously, I'm the god-damned mean one by the way how I look, talk and act!Obnoxious In-Laws:My Dad sees Rick as a burden to our household though Rick fires back that my Dad is a tapeworm that knocked up Mom with his "sorry-ass spermatozoa".It's the truth, Morty. Now we gotta find a future husband for your sister that'll override Jerry's sorry-ass genes.Other Me Annoys Me:Jeez, I try not to judge, but what's with all the Mortys on the Citadel, anyway? I-it's like they're just s-shallow copies of me with like, with a random gimmick tacked on, you know? Like, Hammerhead Morty, what was up with that guy? Or Dancing Lawyer Morty? I-I mean, who tries to show off their pog collection during a friggin trial?!Preaching to the *burp* choir here, Morty.Ow! T-the Hell was that for?!Making damn sure you weren't a *burp* Pringles robot!As for me, in the past, I was trying to invent my portal gun when another Rick Sanchez came in and offered me the means to invent interdimensional travel so I could travel between any conceivable reality with only the company of myself — li-literally. This encounter made me have second thoughts about the pursuit of science and decide to dedicate my time to my family, but the other Rick wouldn't have it andbombed my family to bits when we were about to go out for ice cream. This drove me to invent interdimensional travel and I used it to search for that fucking bastard for years,but he eludes me to this day.What about the Council of Ricks, Rick?THEY'RE ALL *BRAP* ASSHOLES TOO, MORTY!Pet the Dog:While Rick clearly has some personality issues, there are some moments where he protects me and m-my family, or does nice things like taking Jerry to that theme park.Morty, if you mention that one more time, I will *burp* fucking drop-kick you onto theWalking Deadnightmare page.All threeof 'em.Seriously, I don't feel like talking about it that much. It's complicated. Things just didn't go exactly as planned. 'Even made sure it was somewhere where not even his own stupidity would kill him. Man that whole thing felt a little weird.Product Placement:Aw, Rick, I don't even like Pringles that much! And I don't care too much for Wendy's, either!They paid a bundle for these stupid ads, Morty, now get going! Grandpa hasn't given a refund before, and he's not about to start now!!*sigh* Can I at least get a PS5 after this one?*burp* Sure, the overprized, overhyped video game bullshit is all yours, now get to dancing and earn your keep! We have aFortnitegig.Reed Richards Is Useless:Yeah, thanks for the *burp*self-esteem boost, asshat! Screw humanity, they can figure it out for themselves just like I did. I mean, look at that douchebag President, his tech was still lame, but miles ahead of everyone else, just not up to my standards. Get to work, you slackers!Straw Nihilist:STRAW?! Aint nothin'- *burp* straw about me, motherfuckers!!Just because I'm a nihilist doesn't mean I have to LIKE it!!!Took a Level in Badass:If you think I'm the same Morty from season 1, it's time for a reality check, bitch! If you come in the way of my love interest or threaten my family I willFUCKING END YOU!Who the hell do you think I am?Meg Griffin?! Status quo ain't God here, bitch!Damn, Morty! Take it *urrp* easy there!Trademark Favorite Food:If there is anything in the multiverse that comescloseto justifying the to-*uuhhhrr*-ment of existence as opposed to the horror of non-being, it's McDonald'sMulanSzechuan dipping sauce. I WANT THAT SZECHUAN DIPPING SAUCE, MORTY!! THAT'S MY ONE-ARMED MAN!Aw jeez, I heard you the first time, Rick! I don't know what you want from me, I wasn't even born when that stupid movie came out! And even if I was, it's just another sanitized bastardization of a fairytale/folklore.And I think you even got maybe a couple dimensions hyped up for it!Tsundere:Rick is Type-A, where he's mean on the outside but deep down he genuinely cares for me and the rest of the famil-WHAT DID THIS PAGE JUST CALL ME!? IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKING ANIME TROPE?! You trying to lump me in with the likes of Soryu or Narusegawa or whatever fucked up anime chick they have these days?!Aw, jeez Rick, even if they were, I definitely wouldn't go withthe second one.Y-y-yeah, what was it you calledthat one version of heror whatever?The Intolerable Bitch? That's gotta say *burp*somethingcoming from you and some other nerds.Verbal Tic:I guess I do say "Aw jeez" a lot...*burp* Don't-don't look at me, Morty. My belching isn't a tic, it's caused by an unrelated alcohol problem.Aaaaand we are OUT OF HERE, bitches! Morty, you - *urp* - got any last words you wanna say?N-not really, Grandpa Rick. Actually, I'm just kinda tired...after talking so much about myself.At least you're honest about it, Morty - and to the rest of you who wrote and read this stuff...GET A FUCKING LIFE! We out!


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(This page is best read in the voice ofBilly WestorChris Phillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, andBenjamín RiveraorAlfonso Obregón Inclánin Latin American Spanish.)Well, well, well... What do we have here? Some nerd browsing a website called "TV Tropes"? And you wanna write a biography about me? Well, why didn't ya say so?My name is Roger Klotz. I live in Bluffington with my mom and my cat, Stinky. Sounds easy, right? Honestly, my life was pretty boring while I was in grade school. Sure, I picked on the losers around me and I got held back a few grades, but it just was the same old routine... Until the dayFunniemoved into town.From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington, but that doesn't mean he and I are friends now, got it?But then, seventh grade rolled around. During summer vacation, my mom told me one thing that would change my life forever..."We're gonna be rich!!!!"Yeah, you heard that right. The poor kid becomes rich overnight. What are the odds of that?! Though to be fair, my mom got the money after Mr. Bluff bought the trailer park, but that's besides the point! We finally got the money that could change our lives forever! Almost immediately, my mom bought the house right next door to Mr. Bluff's, and I got myself my own personal limo. Who else do you know that has it, hm?There will be spoilers here in this page, so don't blame me if I end up ruining stuff for you. Also, if I end upwasting your time by having you jot down everything to know about me... well, it's not my problem.Here's my trope list. I'm not gonna repeat myself after this, so you better take notes!Adaptational Nice Guy: Well, I may have picked on Funnie less often when we got into middle school, but that doesn't mean I didn't spare him!Alpha Bitch: Yes,even guys like me can fit this description.Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: More like "embarrassing grandparents". When I was thirteen, my grandma made me go on that show, "Kiddie Korral" because to her, I'm practically a toddler. ...What?Annoying Laugh: Ahh-hahahahaha!Berserk Button: If you hurt my cat Stinky, I will cream you.The Bully: Hey, I'm notthatbad. But at least I didn't become a goody two-shoes unlikethat Mexican girl from Royal Woods. What a wuss!Disappeared Dad: Remember when I mentioned that I live with my mom? Well, that's because my parents separated when I was only a baby. My dad lives in Bloatsburg (you know, the city where Funnie used to live), but he never decided to visit me!Dub Name Change: People in Latin America like to call me "Rufo" for some reason. What kind of a stupid name is that?!Everyone Has Standards: I may like to pick on the other kids at school, especially Funnie, but at least I don't actually hit people. Unlikethat fat kid from Colorado...Held Back in School: Yeah, I was in the sixth grade for three years. What's so important about that?Laughing at Your Own Jokes: ...Well, at leastmysense of humor is more "fosisticated" compared to you numbskulls.Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Me? Afraid of snakes? Ha! You wish! Though there was that one time where Doug thought it was a good idea to show me one while we were in Bluff Scouts together, but that doesn't count!Aaaaaaaand that's all I got for ya. You wanted more? Well, too bad! That's all you're getting from me.Sayonara, suckers!Ha-hahahahahaha!!!


I'm a weirdo, and I clean up nice.(This page is best read in the voice of Breanna Yde or Izabella Alvarez. In other languages: Betzabe Jara in Spanish)Hey, lame-os! The name's Ronalda Anne Santiago, but I prefer everyone call me Ronnie Anne. I used to live in Royal Woods, a small city-town somewhere in Michigan. I'm pretty much known for being the girlfriend-I mean good friend of Lincoln Loud, who still lives there inthe Loud Housewith his ten sisters.Back in Royal Woods, I was known and feared as the toughest girl in the elementary school I went to. I was a fearsome prankster, a powerful force in the school's social circle. I pretty much had the school under my fists, and it was my destiny to rule the world!!That sounded bad, didn't it?I mean, I was a bit of a troublemaker, especially in Lincoln's case. You see, I had a bit of a cr-cr-cr-cr....wish of friendship for Lincoln. What I saw in him was he was kind, caring, supportive, encouraging; and I decided I wanted to be a part of that. Unfortunately, I was a bit too shy and arrogant to know what counted as the proper way to do so, so I did the same old schtick with him. I humiliated him, pranked him, pulverized him and pretty made it unsafe for him to be there. I'mgetting the idea that I probably shouldn't have done any of that.But don't tell anyone!Anyway, Lincoln had enough of my routine and marched up to me, and he told me he wanted to meet up with me to finish the whole thing. I was brave on the outside, but it had me freaking out internally. Did my pranking work? Did he finally want to tie the kno-I mean, be a friend to a girl like me? Apparently so, because when he and I met precisely as planned, he kissed me. Right on the lips. I felt a full rush of emotion going on, and I freaked out so much, I punched him. Right in the eye. I still don't know what the heck I was thinking when I did that. After that, I decided to give Lincoln a steak for his eye, as well as a note with my phone number on it.Since then, he and I have been talking. We're good friends for now, but he will be mine one day! I mean, never mind. Heh.However, one day, the pack of wild pigs that made up most of the males in Lincoln's group learned about our secret dating thing, and predictably they started teasing him about it, to the point where he said I was rude and gross and totally annoying. Now, I know he didn't mean it, but I thought he did, and that hurt me so much, I cried. And yes, I can cry. The last time I remember crying before thatwas the first time I saw Titanic.Anyway, I told my brother Bobby about that (oh my god, I can't believe I forgot to mention Bobby was my brother.) And he broke up with Lincoln's sister Lori. Thankfully, they set up a double date at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet in order to make things right. And everything was going fine until those same wild pigs showed and forced Lincoln to insult me again. However, just when it looked like the day was going to end badly, Lincoln made a pretty big speech about how actions speak louder than words, and kissed me again. That may have just been the best day of my life. But we decided to keep our dating private, so we won't get teased. And that's the gist of it, really.However, I moved away to live with my bigger family,the Casagrandes, even though I didn't really want to, but you probably already know all about that. You could say I've been living a pretty crazy life there, almost as much as Lincoln. In fact, I'm loving it there: I've got a pretty caring family, a cool area to skateboard, a best friend in Sid Chang... Don't worry, I'm still in touch with Lincoln. We even do a few vlogs here and there. Pretty cool, right?If you want, you can read about my personality traits, and what makes me...well, me. You know, Lincoln was right. It is a lot of fun talking to you guys. But once you're done here,RUN!!RUN FROM THIS WEBSITE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!All the stuff I am:555: My phone number is 555-0121. I gave it to Lincoln after apologizing for clocking him in the eye, and it's still that way even after I moved over to Great Lakes.Affectionate Nickname: Bobby calls me "Nini". It's very embarrassing. My dad also calls me "Ranita."Affection-Hating Kid: Look, just because I have considered kissing Lincoln a few times before, and I really, really loved those two kisses between him and medoesn't mean I like being kissed!Also, I hate seeing Lori and Bobby being all mushy and lovey-dovey! Blech!Beef Bandage: As I said before, I threw a steak for Lincoln after I gave him a black eye. I also threw another one to him so that his "friends" would stop thinking that I was his girlfriend (even though I kinda am) and so they'd stop teasing him.Berserk Button: Unless you're a member of myfamilia, or your name is Lincoln Loud, do. Not. Kiss me.Birds of a Feather: One time Lincoln decided to go to Gus's Games N' Grub over the Sadie Hawkins dance, and he thought I was gonna ask him out, so he ducked me. To be honest, if the roles were reversed, I would've done the same. So, it's water under the bridge now.Breaking the Fourth Wall: After I moved in with the Casagrandes, Lincoln taught me how to talk to you guys like he does.The Bully: I am not a bully...at least not anymore, but I... admit I picked on Lincoln constantly, and was the toughest girl in school. Think of me asthat mean kid from Bluffington, but less on the insults, and more on the shoves. I grew out of this after I first showed up, as in slight teasing.Color Motifs: Ilovethe color purple, and almost everything I wear is purple - except for my pants. I even have purple highlights in my hair.Commonality Connection: Me and Lincoln bonded over being equally disgusted by Bobby and Lori's super cheesy romantic couple-y-ness. Lincoln was surprised to find that "squeal" he actually really liked hanging out with me. Plus, we both also play video games and visit Gus's Games N' Grub.Deadpan Snarker: I am a snarking machine.Did You Think I Can't Feel?: As I said before, I may be a grouchy tomboy and known as the toughest girl in school, but I'm so sensitive about Lincoln's opinion of me that he's able to hurt my feelings quite easily. Again, just like Titanic.Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: Lincoln says that when his sisters found out I was bullying him, they thought I was a dude and readied themselves for retribution. When he told them I was a girl, they all started squealing and thought I was bullying him because I lo-wanted to be his friend.Expy: You guys think that before I started having a healthier relationship with Lincoln, I was basically similar to oneHelga G. Pataki. I have no idea who she is. Lincoln says he'sfought her beforeand evenraced with her alongside Clyde, but hereallydoesn't wanna elaborate.Foil:I'm this to Bobby on how we treat the ones we lo-lo-lo-lo...care a lot about, since I treat Lincoln rather roughly.I'm also this to Lame-O's cool sister Lynn. Though we don't hang out much, she's just as rompin' and stompin' as me! But... come on, at least I know when to cool it. We both have freckles and are tough tomgirls who bully Lincoln. While my bullying is now just friendly banter, Lynn still wouldn't hesitate to threaten to give Linc a knuckle sandwich.Full-Name Basis: My actual name is Ronalda Anne Santiago, but I'm almost exclusively referred to as "Ronnie Anne" by others (the only exception is in that dumbsongLincoln's classmates teased him with).Gasshole: Not now— thank goodness! — but according to Abuelo, I used to fart a lot when I was a baby. Donottell anyone!The Ghost: I was never seen when I was first heard of in the third episode of the show where I come from.Give Geeks a Chance: I'm dating Lincoln, *squee!* who is agigantecomic book, sci-fi/fantasy, and video game nerd.Good is Not Nice: I do like Lincoln a lot, but I admit I do treat him rather roughly. He's getting used to it, strangely.Gravity Master: Nope. But if I had a superpower, it'd either be this ortelekinesis.Whatever gets me sicker air.Graceful Ladies Like Purple: Not really. I love purple, but I'm lean, mean and not the least bit feminine.Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Sid Chang,big time. She became my best friend since we both moved to Great Lakes city and she's very keen on doing the stuff I do, like skateboarding. We also both love Twelve is Midnight like how Lincoln loves Smooch.Hidden Depths: The way I act at school is way different from when I act at home. I cook frequently for my mom and Bobby, who I'm openly supportive of. Mainly, I am a beast at domestic chores. Plus, like Breanna Yde, I can sing really well,which the writers never utilize.Watch. Ahem...You ain't even gotta worry, about a thing I gotcha babe, and ain't nobody takin' me away, it's not a game I'm here to stay....Hidden Heart of Gold: Underneath my rough and tumble exterior, I am a devoted girlf-good friend who, in my own way, as far as I'm concerned, is not shy about admitting to Lincoln that I absolutely love him, even "breaking up" with him despite wanting to continue their relationship because of all the teasing Lincoln was getting about our dating.Ink-Suit Actor: I wouldn't say that. But some of you guys have been thinking I look exactly like a younger version of my first voice actor, Breanna Yde.Insult of Endearment: I call Lincoln "Lame-o" in all of the notes I give him - the same notes I sign with "sigh" hugs, kisses, and hearts.In the Hood: I wear a purple hoodie. Just look at me.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: I admit, I can be rude and abrasive, but I do actually like Lincoln, make no mistake. I even helped him when he's being teased by "friends" for being my boyfriend by slapping him for kissing me, convincing Lincoln's friends that we're not dating.The Lad-ette: Lincoln once thought of me as "rude and gross" and thought I was raised by trolls, so I seemed to fit this as far as he was concerned. I can also be fairly aggressive and prone to violence when I'm mad.Large Ham:HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I OVER-DRAMATIZE MY FEELINGS?!MY FEELINGS ARE THE GENUINE ARTICLE! I LOVE LINCOLN A LOT! HE WILL BE MINE! ALL MINE!!WE'LL GET MARRIED, HAVE THREE KIDS AND WE'LL NAME THEM ALLSASUKE, BEN & SIMON!!I WILL DESTROY ALL WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF MY LOVE!!AND THEN I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TOMELON LORD!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!(Cue Bobby walking in the room with a bucket of water, splashing it on me and then walking out) Thank you, Bobby. Ahem....please...forget I just said all of that. Especially the Melon Lord part.Limited Wardrobe: I always wear my purple hoodie as purple is my favorite color.Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy:I'm the Masculine Girl (a rough and aggressive tumbler) to Lincoln's Feminine Boy (has a stuffed rabbit and is in touch with his girly side).I'm also the Masculine Girl to my brother Bobby's Feminine Boy, who likes sappy romance movies, and facials. Not to mention his mushy romance with Lori. Which I mostly hate.Multiethnic Name: My name is mostly Latina, which befits my Mexican heritage, but my middle name, "Anne", is French.The Napoleon: I am small and a bit of a rough-houser.Nice Mean And In Between: Im the in between to how CJ is really sweet and helpful while Carl can be a real pain sometimes. Between all three of us, we are the children living our familia's bodega.Only Known by Their Nickname: People call me Ronnie Anne rather than my real name, Ronalda. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.Playing Sick: I've faked being sick twice — the first time was when I tried to get out of my history homework, and the second time was when I wanted to watch a lucha libre match but everyone else was going to watch Tio Carlos win an award. Both times, it led to Abuela falling for it and smothering me with remedies.The Prankster: Just ask Lame-o, whom I constantly pranked back at Royal Woods. I've tied his shoelaces together, put trash in his locker, shoved a sloppy Joe down his pants, and so on. Even after I moved out, I still prank him via mail. Of course, he's had plenty of experience dealing with his prankster of a sister Luan, and he routinely comes over to mi casa to engage in prank wars.Reformed Bully: After my first physical appearance, it seems that my relationship between me and Lincoln is more on the lines of aMasculine Girl, Feminine Boyromance over a bully and her victim. Heck, I seemed to be a lot nicer to him since I first appeared and I do have nice interactions with Lincoln's friends, and my public bullying of Lincoln he is completely okay with so that he isn't teased for having me for a "squeal" girlfriend.Secret Relationship: Yes. With Lincoln. And I lo-care for him a lot.Shared Family Quirks:Abuelo and I both love hot dogs. Then again, that's not all that surprising, sincehe'll eat pretty much all foods. My dad loves hot dogs too.Speaking of my dad, he and I are both gamers. He even has his own pair of VR goggles.Tio Carlos and I don't have that much in common, but we do both skateboard.My boy cousins and I are all pranksters.Shipper on Deck: I may find Lori and Bobby's relationship to be a little cheesy, but I do support them as a couple.When Bobby thought she'd broken up with him and fallen in love with someone else, I told him not to let another guy be her Boo-Boo Bear. Unfortunately, he biked all the way to Scotland and missed her completely... ah, classic Bobby Boo-Boo Bear. Never gets old.Strong Family Resemblance: I get my looks from my mom. How did I get so lucky with her?Tomboy: Yes. (Bobby: "Nini, you're supposed to say more than that!") All right, fine — just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm all sugar and spice. I enjoy skateboarding and video games and I don't like mushy stuff.Tomboy and Girly Girl: Let's see... I'm the tomboy to alotofGirly Girls. There's my cousin Carlota, Bobby's girlfriend Lori, my best friend Sid... Although compared to Lincoln's sister Lynn, I'm practically more girly.Tomboyish Ponytail: I wear my hair in a low ponytail, and I'm a real toughie.Tomboyish Voice: I have a fairly deep voice, suiting my tomboyish nature.Tomboy with a Girly Streak: I am also a hardcore tomboy, comparable to, as far as I've heard, two of Lincoln's sisters. I'm a rough cookie who's majorly grossed out by how mushy a lot of typically girly things are, and I enjoy video games and skateboarding. I also wears pink socks and the same type of girly slip-on shoes that Lori wears, not to mention a pink hair decoration in what is a pretty well-kept ponytail. As I've mentioned constantly, I am also quite sensitive, as I cried over Lincoln insulting me. I also started taking a liking toThe Dream Boat, as well, even if I initially didn't like it in the beginning. Mind telling me who you think should go aboard next?Tsundere: Really? You just lump in me in with those anime girls and call it a day? Though I've been informed this character type predates anime, seriously we gotta find a better name. We can't just borrow from thejaponésall the time. Also, it does not help that if I were to speak Japanese, I sound likeRie Kugimiya, who Linc says voices these kinds of characters.Uncatty Resemblance:Not really, but my parrot Sergio and I do both have sharp tongues.Vocal Evolution: Back when I lived in Royal Woods, and even for a while after moving in with the Casagrandes, my voice was quite rough-and-tumble and deep. Around the first time I met Sid, my voice has become sweeter and less rough.Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Despite being mostly fearless, I have stage fright. In my defense, it's not just run-of-the-mill stage fright; I have areason! Y'see, when I was in the first grade, I was in a play, cast as a tree, and I fell down, right in front of everyone, and someone shouted, "Timber!". Talk about embarrassing!Youthful Freckles: I have some freckles on my cheeks. I also has this with Lincoln and two of his sisters Luna and Lynn.Well, guys, it's been fun reading out my personality traits, but now I've gotta go. I promised I'd join Lincoln in a few "Band Battle" rounds (it's this new game Lincoln got) and I'm the singer. Gotta practice my singing on the way. Smell you later, Lame-os! Ahem...Rock and roll is running through my veins, hey, hey, electric soul like wires to my brain, hey, hey...


Like, hello there. My name is Norville Rogers, but everyone calls me Shaggy. I'm only seventeen, but, like, I'm sorta famous in my hometown because, like, I end up solving mysteries with my pals Fred, Velma, Daphne and my dog,Scooby-Doo!Have you, like, got any food? No? I'd better order a pizza.While I'm ordering the pizza, you can read my tropes here.Tropes that, like, apply to meAbsurdly Ineffective Barricade: Like, this has happened to me so many times thatI'm starting to make sure thatall my barricades can be undone just by pulling one thing out!Achievements in Ignorance: Like, there are a bunch of times when I've, like, done impressive things just 'cause I was really scared. Like, there was that one timeI shaked the bars of an old-fashioned jail cell I was in so hard it, like, collapsed!Arch-Enemy: That guy Phibes was like, a real pain in my and Scooby's side when we were, like,living in my Uncle Albert's mansion.Sure glad we don't see much of him anymore!Ascended Fanon: Like, you guys think I can goUltra Instinctand destroy, like, anything that comes across me with only 0.1% of my power, mostly 'cuz of that one time Ibeat up a buncha bikers while hypnotized. That's all just a buncha memes, though...but there are a few differences between UI and my powers.MySuper Formis, like,all green and stuff, while Ultra Instinct is, like, white, and I don't even know what it does. All I know is it's strong enough to take on that Scorpion guy without a scratch on me after, and it lets me go toe to toe with the likes of Superman. Could I fight Goku himself? Eh, I'll let you figure it out. That's too convoluted a question for me to even fathom!Ambiguous Disorder: Like,some doc thinks that my cowardice is some kinda panic disorder!But, like, I dunno if that's true since, like, he couldn'thypnotize it outta me.Big Eater: I could, like, eat a million sandwiches! Or, like,ten of my patented Super Shaggy Sandwiches! Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?Bizarre Taste in Food: I, like, love a lot of food that most people would consider, like, weird, like chocolate-covered corn on the cob or hot dogs, hot dog tacos, and hot fudge pizza. Velma thinks I must have a cast-iron stomach. And that's not mentioning Scooby Snacks. I know they're supposed to be dog treats, butthey taste just like caramel cookies!Catchphrase: I say "Zoinks!" like, a lot. I also say like, like many times.Charles Atlas Superpower: Like, sometimes I can outrun Scoob even if he's, like, running on all fours!Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Sometimes I'm, like, a bit of a goof.Collector of the Strange: Like, I have the world's biggest collection of decorator belt buckles! I think I have, like, 653.Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Like, you wouldn't exactly know this since I'm mostly a scaredy-cat, but I'm capable of doing things likefighting biker gangs.Dagwood Sandwich: For me a sandwich isn't big enough until it has, like, at least a dozen slices of bread.Fanon: I've heard that some people think I, like, do drugs. Well,I don't, even if I seem high sometimes. Seriously, askmy lawyer, Harvey; I'm clean, and he, like, proved it!Depending on the Writer: Like, I go on and off a vegan diet a lot.Food as Bribe: Do you have, like, any idea how many times Scoob and I have been bribed with Scooby Snacks to do anything? We're practically, like, theTrope Codifiers!Like, whenScoob and me discovered 'em back when they were called Sorcerer Snacks, it was aDecon-Recon Switch—Daphne thinks that bribing us to do stuff is, like, amoral, but the way me and Scoob see it, Fred just gives us Scooby Snacks for stuff we always have to do anyway!Forced Transformation:Like, one time I became awerewolf!And, like, the title of that movie alone should cue you in on how much I liked it.Also Ithoughtthis was the casewhen I went to Tokyo and ate a cursed pizza.Fortunately it wasjust a trick, like, same as always!Friend Versus Lover: Like,when I was dating Velma, she and Scooby didn't like sharing my attention. It didn't turn out well....Girl of the Week: Like, I've had lots of girlfriends! There wasGoogie,Crystal,I tried dating Velma for a while, but that didn't really work out, and, like,her sister Madelyn has a crush on me.Going Through the Motions: Like, I run the exact same way almost every time—I lean down in, like, almost a sixty degree angle, and, like, tuck in my arms and run like crazy!Heroes Love Dogs: Me and Scoob, we've been like two hungry peas in a pod,ever since we were kids!Heterosexual Life-Partners: Well, there's Scoob, obviously, he and I always stick together even when the rest of the gang splits up, but other than him, I also owe Chris Paul my lifefor sharing his pizza!Hidden Depths: Like, no one would guess by looking at me, but I'm actually a pretty good gymnast and track runner in school. It like, gets a lot of use, considering how often I get chased by creepazoids in costumes.Hypno Fool:Like, I once got hypnotized by this doctor to cure my scaredy-cat tendenciesso whenever someone says a trigger word I turn into this brave guy who spouts, like, constant movie one-liners. Apparently that's where you guys thought I'd developedUltra Instinct.I Do Not Like Crubeens and Farl: Like, Ireallydon't.Interclass Friendship: Like, I'm friends with more than a few famous people, likeChris Paul and Sia!Jerkass Has a Point: Like,the CEO of the company that makes Sorcerer Snacks renamed 'em after Scooby instead of me.I gotta admit, it makes sense that kids would wanna buy snacks from, like, a talking dog instead of a bearded guy.Like Is, Like, a Comma: Like, I guess I do, like, say "like" between my sentences a lot.Some sci-fi author dude, like, totally called me on it when I first met him.Limited Wardrobe: I nearly always wear, like, this green T-shirt and baggy red pants. Like, sometimes I'll wear a red shirt for variety's sake (and I busted out a wardrobe update, like,when I inherited a million dollars), but I don't deviate from it too often. Like, part of it is most other pants are too tight for me—Shaggy likes it baggy!Although, thereisone thing I change a lot: I wear a different belt buckle for every mystery!Lovable Coward: I guess I do, like, scare easily. So does Scooby. Like, can you blame us, though? Sometimes we have to deal withrealghosts!Luck-Based Search Technique: Like, I used to be theTrope Namerback when it was, like, called the "Shaggy Search Technique!"Messy Hair: My hair is pretty messy, like, nearly all the time.Multiple-Choice Past: Like, I can't remember ifI named Scooby after Scooby Snacksor ifthe company that made them renamed them after Scooby.Never Gets Fat: Scoob and I eat awholelotta stuff in one sitting, but we, like, always stay trim. Like,Fred thinks it's 'cause I have a high metabolism, but it also has to do with the fact that, like, Scoob and I spend a lot of time running from monsters, and I, like, go on and off a vegan diet.Noodle Incident: Like,you wanna know how Chris Paul saved my life? Okay, but I warn ya, it's a seriously scary story!Like, I hadn't eaten in three or four hours, and Chris Paul shared his pizza with me!Only Known by Their Nickname: My given name is Norville, but, like, nobody calls me that. And, like, I used to be called "Buzz" when I was a kid 'cause I had a buzzcut until I was 10.Race Lift: Like, there's thisBlack version of mein one of the many retellings of how the gang and I first met! This guy's got my boundless appetite, but he doesn't even go by Shaggy—he sticks with his real name. And he's completely hopeless around women and doesn't have my cowardice!Trademark Favorite Food: I've got, like, a bunch of favorite foods! Scooby Snacks, sandwiches, hot dogs, pizza. Makes me hungry just thinking about them. But my signature is mySuper Shaggy Sandwich!Like,when I was living in my uncle Albert's mansion, I picked up a taste for, like, hot dog tacos and pizza sticks, 'cause Uncle Albert's nanotech Scooby Snacks, like, only work on animals.Like, if Ihadto pick an absolute favorite, though, it would have to be, like,extra cheese pizza with pickles!True Companions: There's me and Scoob of course, but like, can't forget the rest of the good ol' gang either! Even when we go our separate ways, we always seem to find our way back together.