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(Best read in Cheryl Chase's orPatricia Acevedo's voice)Hiya, readers! I'm the most amazing and beautifulest girl in the world:Angelica Pickles! And this is my dolly, Cynthia.My favouritest things to do are singing, dancing, watching Cynthia PI, eating (especially cookies) and scaring those dumb babies. What dumb babies, you ask? Well, my uncle Stu and aunt Didi have two sons named Tommy and Dil. Tommy is one and he is dumb enough, but Dil is only three months old and he can't even talk yet! Then, there's their friend Chuckie Finster who's a year older than Tommy but he's a real scaredy cat, Chuckie's stepsister Kimi who's got an imagination bigger than the playground, and their friends Phil and Lil, who are twins Tommy's age and do disgusting things like eating bugs!I hope one day to rule the world and never have to do anything I don't want ever, but unfortunately, the grownups are in charge, not me.Teen!Angelica: Wow, was I really like that when I was young? ...Well, yeah, I guess.Hey! What are you doing here?! This is supposed to bemypage!Teen!Angelica: Well get used to it, because I'm going to be here when the tropers get around to addingmytropes. And don't think I'm gonna fall for my own tricks! You got that?!Um, okay. Gee, Cynthia. I guess she is a little like me.Tropes about meAffectionate Nickname: My daddy calls me things like princess and cupcake. Who can blame him?Attention Whore: Woo, that's a naughty word, aren't I a cheeky one? Yes, I do want all attention on me all the time, because I deserve it!Baby Talk: Hey, I'm not a baby!! Well....I guess my English isn't a hundred percent perfect but I'm still NOT a baby!noteTeen!Angelica: Don't worry, you're notwrong.I mean you're still at least three years old, after all!Big Eater: Well, my tummy isn't bottomless, but do have a big appetite. Phil once even said I'm a bigger eater than Reptar.The Bully: I'm not a bully! Well, I suppose I do sometimes bully those dumb babies.Butt-Monkey: Who you calling a monkey's butt?!Catchphrase: Mine is You (dumb) babies!Child Hater: I hate children, especially those stupid babies! What?! I'm a child too?! Well duh! But the difference is that I'm not nearly as stupid as those babies.Cute, but Cacophonic: Hey! My voice is NOT annoying! My daddy says I have a wonderful voice!The Dreaded: Most of those babies are usually scared of me, including their so called fearless leader Tommy.Does Not Like Spam: I'll eat anything except broccoli, that's yucky!Embarrassing Damp Sheets: I wetted the bed the night that Chuckie got potty-trained! That's not fair!Enemy Mine: There was a point where I had to work with those dumb babies to get a giant ice cream by playing mini golf, and I even shared it with them.Even Evil Has Standards: As much of a scaredy-cat Chuckie is, I'm not gonna pick on him when it comes to his mommy. I may not be the nicest kid, but picking on kids with no mommies is just low.I also hate when other people like Josh or Coco bully those babies. They're MY babies and I get to do whatever I want with them!I will also never become a thief like how I was accused of stealing a tricycle.Girlish Pigtails: I'm a little girl with pigtails.Girls Love Chocolate: Well, I'm a girl and I definitely love chocolate! It's not just a girl thing, though. Just ask Tommy and Chuckie.Growing Up Sucks: When I had my birthday, I didn't want to grow up and have sponsibileries like my mommy and daddy, so I decided to dress and act like a baby. Unfortunately, I soon found out that babies can't do anything fun; they can't eat candy, they drink from a bottle, and they have to wear yucky diapers! In the end, I decided that being a big kid was much better than being a baby.Hypocritical Heartwarming: Don't ever try to hurt my dumb babies. Only I can mess up with them, and, again, I'd never actually hurt them.Hypocritical Humour: One time, I said I wasn't bossy and then I yelled at the babies to stop what they were doing, so then I admitted that maybe I was a bit bossy.Innocent Swearing: One time, I hearded Miss Carol say that her new Fun Phrase was a naughty word. I didn't know it was naughty so I said it anyway and got into big trouble!Insane Troll Logic: Okay, I admit it, sometimes the lies I tell don't make much sense. Like the time I convinced the babies the world had ended in the past and I'd seen it happen.Jerkass to One: My favourite dumb baby to torment is Chuckie, as he is such a scaredy-cat and is very easy to trick and do my bidding.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Hey, I'm not a jerk! Well...I admit I'm a little mean, but the babies are actually my friends (but don't tell anyone).Karma Houdini: Well, I admit that I do sometimes get into trouble, but not usually! After all, I'm Angelica.noteTeen!Angelica: I probably shouldn't tell herthat I remembersomethingbadstill happening to us a lot.Large Ham: People say that I'm dramatic but really I'm just the bestest girl in the world!Laser-Guided Karma: Okay there was that one time I was tricked by thatcrazy Coco ladyin keeping the dumb babies out of the way so she can marry Finster's dad only to learn I got the poop end of the deal.Last-Name Basis: Sometimes, though not always, I call Chuckie by his lastest name.Limited Wardrobe: If you see me, I'll always be wearing purple bows, a grey dress and dark blue tights with green spots, unless I'm swimming or sleeping or it's winter or something.Mysterious Middle Initial: I'm Angelica C. Pickles, but I'm not telling ya what the "C" is for.No Matter How Much I Beg: One time, I gotted sick from eating too many cookies and so I tolded the babies not to let me eat any more, no matter how much I begged or cried. It didn't work, though.Out-of-Character Moment: That time when I got stage fright tying Chuckie's shoes. I normallywanteveryone to watch me, so who knows why I had that.Performance Anxiety: I did get stage fright that time I tried to tie Finster's shoes but usually Ineverget it!Potty Failure: There was that one time when I wetted the bed, but apart from that, I don't wet my pants 'cause I'm a big girl!The Shrink: Well, not really, but one time I didtryto be a happiness doctor, but it didn't work out.Smug Snake: Those dumb babies think I'm arrogant just because I think I'm way cooler than them.Spoiled Brat: My mommy and daddy don't always give me whatever I want, but they usually do! What less do I deserve?Sweet Tooth: I have a whole mouthful of them! Give me ice cream, chocolate pie, cake, candy...but especially cookies!Trademark Favorite Food: COOKIES!!Tropes about big meAll Love Is Unrequited: I swooned over a boy named Sean, but he doesn't even know I exist. A more noteable example, maybe, is in "What's Love Got to do With It?" where I fall for my substitute teacher, of course, there's absolutely no hope for me, and the episode ends with me crying.Anti-Hero: I'm not as mean as I was when I was a kid and I'm portrayed more sympathetically, but I can still be self-centered and rude at times.Bitch in Sheep's Clothing:noteYoung!Angelica: Big naughty word!As always, I pretend to act nicer than I really am. It's a bit easier these days since, well, I'm actually a little bit nicer than before.Break the Haughty: I go through this phase whenever Savannah humiliates me or deliberately brings me misery. I think it's the universe getting back at me.Deadpan Snarker: Usually around Susie.Depending on the Writer: I tend to flip-flop between being aJerk with a Heart of Goldand aTsunderea lot.Dreadful Musician: I'm still horribly tone-deaf. In later seasons, however, I show some improvement; in 'Interview with a Campfire' I, along with most of the other characters, performed in a musical, and even if I'm not the best singer, don't do it too bad either; also, when I managed to participate in a talents show without Susie entering it, I won first place. Remarkably, it seems I bring out my best when doing it as part of a chorus or group rather than when doing a solo.Evil Virtues: Much of myCharacter Developmentcomes from my learning how to use my flaws in more positive ways, especiallyThe TricksterandDeterminatoraspects of my personality. Many times Susie, who's usuallyThe Acein this duo, is very impressed at my achievements, especially with things Susie had actually failed to accomplish (like defeating Debate champions, kids so smart that actually intimidate her) or does it in a much lower level, as it happened when Susie asked me to help her with a charity collect;working at the same area and time, Susie collected less than a hundred dollars while I, by using persuasion and guilt-tripping, got over six hundred dollars in cash and a certified check.Green-Eyed Monster: I want nothing more than to upstage Susie, and I will pull every trick in the book to do so... except stuff that mightget her injured.I might resent and envy Susie but, even at my worst,I'd never hurt her on purpose.Hypocritical Heartwarming: I might offend, tease, and overall antagonize my cousins and friends on a regular basis, but I'll get fiercely defensive of them if anyone else does it.It's All About Me: Some things never change. I'm still very egocentric.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While still kind of mean, I'm more compassionate and kindhearted this time around.Large Ham: I'd take any opportunity to be the star of the show.Lovable Alpha Bitch:noteYoung!Angelica: You said the big naughty word again!I have all the makings of a mean-spirited clique leader, but still have moments of being considerate and selfless.noteAnd yeah, little me, Icanget away with saying big naughty words. I just don't say them all the time.Odd Couple: My friendship with Susie and theShip Teasewith Finster. Really, Internet?Remarkably, I often get Chuckie's help for my projects and plans but, unlike the original series, when I just forced him to help via intimidation, here we're become more-or-less equal partners, with both of us gaining something from the bargain, and in fact when one seeks the other's help, we do it very business-like, as aPro Bono Barter. Even if it's often aLeonine Contracton my side,I always stick to my part of the deal.and at times I actually accept to help him without asking for any (on screen) reward... Heh, guess that's why there's so much ship-tease between us; I admit I have a bit of a soft spot for him.Pet the Dog: I get attached to a baby ostrich in "Dude, Where's My Horse?" Don't judge me!The Shrink: I run an advice column, and I'm a borderline Type 1.Spoiled Brat: I'm still spoiled, but my parents have gotten wise to the game.noteSeriously, watch out, little me. This could be bad for you.Tsundere: At times.That Pataki girlain't the only one who can give those anime girls a run for their money with this trope. The friends and cousins I mess up on a regular basis? I'd do anything to protect them if necessary.Vitriolic Best Buds: With Susie. On the one hand, I'm still incredibly resentful towards Susie's talent and we're often at odds. On the other hand, I do care... deep down... and I'm clearly a lot closer to her than to the popular kids, with which my relationship is knowingly superficial. When at one point Susie risked her life (seriously, Carmichael, what were you thinking?), I did the same to try and save her, and I even carried with all the blame of the incident even if it was one of those rare times when I did nothing wrong.


The cavalry has arrived!noteShown above:Tech,Hunter,Echo,Wrecker, andCrosshair. Not pictured:Omega,Gonky and AZI-3.Wrecker:Hey there, readers! Welcome to our self-demonstrating page! I'm Wrecker, a member ofClone Force 99! But you can call us, "The Bad Batch!"Hunter:Easy, Wrecker. No need to get too excited. We all knew this day would come.Tech:I agree. I have calculated many possibilities of us getting our own page and for a while, it was highly impossible, given how many we are. So, this is a surprise for sure. I mean, after reading several other pages around TV Tropes, there are only one or two characters who were introduced in their page.Echo:Just roll with it, Tech. I'm sure we'll figure it out together. Right, Crosshair?Crosshair:Whatever, just do what you want, I'm not interfering.Wrecker:All right!Omega:Hey! Don't forget me!Here you go, readers! This is everything we can give to you about us. Don't worry though, the rest of us will write our names so all of you can know who's presenting the description. (Wrecker)Angst? What Angst?: If you are asking on my reaction about Fives, you can say that I am in denial or it's perfectly common to me. You see, we are all soldiers by the end of the day, and losing our brothers in the battlefield has become sadly associated by all of us. (Echo)The Baby of the Bunch: I am not a baby! But I guess that's what happens when I'm with the Bad Batch. Being the youngest isn't that good or being aMacGuffin. (Omega)Badass Crew: You bet we are! We've fought hundreds of battle droids together, and we'll fight a hundred more just to prove ourselves! (Wrecker).Badass Decay:Sadly, when we earned our own series, there are many who accused us to be less powerful and cool than we are in the Clone Wars ranging from Wrecker being hurt so many times, Crosshair turning evil, Omega being captured by the bounty hunters, and Hunter struggling to catch up on the rapid changing galaxy.(Echo)Boisterous Bruiser: I destroy things, and I'm loud when I do it! (Wrecker)Breakout Character: If you put it that way, yes. We originally have four major appearance in the original Clone Wars series, but then, many adored us for being so unique that a man named Dave Filoni gave us our own TV show. (Tech)Brainwashed and Crazy:After Order 66 was carried out, we learned that the clones, ourselves included, have a chip implanted in our brain that compels us to follow orders without question. Sadly, it took Crosshair and it took over Wrecker too until Captain Rex intervened. Thankfully, all of us (minus Crosshair and Omega) are all chip-free. Though, upon retrieving Hunter on Kamino, we learned that everything Crosshair did against us was of his own volition and he had his chip removed a long time ago. Disheartening, yes, but unfortunately, not unexpected given Crosshair's demeanor and all. (Tech)Cold Sniper: Correct. I never miss a shot, and I know emotion is a weakness. It's why I'm the only one of us who saw our only future is with the empire. (Crosshairs)Cool Ship: Our ship theHavoc Marauderis a special ship. It allow us to hide from our enemies, including the Empire. (Tech)Cursed with Awesome: Being turned into a cyborg and used against the Republic was terrible for me — but ever since being rescued, I've been able to use my "upgrades" to help our missions succeed. I also proved immune to the brainwashing effects of Order 66. (Echo)Everyone's Baby Sister: I've got four big brothers looking out for me. (Omega)Expy: Some people have indeed compared us toDelta Squad, another group of clone commandos. But we are very different — not only do we each have different physical traits, bar Crosshair, we didn't stay with the Empire. (Tech)Fantastic Slur: We call the other clones "Regs" because they're all the same to us. (Crosshair)Heel–Face Revolving Door:All I wanted was my brothers to join me in the Empire. They wouldn't budge. Even though I couldn't stand being around them, I couldn't just leave any of them for dead, not even the kid. I remained firm in staying with the Empire, but with the kid telling me that I'll always be part of their family and their brother, now I'm not so sure of what I should do next...(Crosshair)Improbable Aiming Skills: Once I have my target in my sights, there's no way they'll be left standing once I squeeze the trigger. (Crosshair)Incoming Ham: Of course I'm gonna announce our arrival! THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED! (Wrecker)Sixth Ranger: I joined the batch following my last mission with Rex. I was honored to have fulfilled my service as part of his team but I feel like the batch is where I belong. (Echo)Super Intelligence: I indeed have enhanced intelligence beyond a regular clone. This makes me the "brains" of our operation, and I do much of our work with tactics and technology, though the manual aspects of the latter are better suited for Echo. (Tech)Super Senses:I have enhanced tracking stills. That's where I got my name, ya know? (Hunter)My vision has also been enhanced. It's what makes me such a deadly sniper.(Crosshairs)Super Strength: Hell yeah! No one's stronger than me! (Wrecker)Tagalong Kid: Hey, c'mon! Well, maybe I was this at the start, but I proved my usefulness soon enough, right? (Omega).Tears of Joy:Bestday of my life. Three Separatist Dreadnoughts, one explosion. I still get a little teary-eyed just thinkin' about it... (Wrecker)Technopath: Being used as a meat computer by the Techno Union was absolute hell. But at least there's a bright side: it gave me the power to control and interface with machines using my mechanical arm (Echo).Trademark Favorite Food:Omega:Mantell Mix!Wrecker:Best part of the mission!Crosshair:Good soldiers follow orders...Hunter:Oh, no...Wrecker:Hurry, to the ship!(After escaping the brainwashed Crosshair)Hunter:Now, what do we do? Obviously we can't go back to Kamino to rescue Crosshair.Omega:Then, I guess we'll have to lay low and find our way through the galaxy together.Wrecker:She's right! Don't worry Crosshair, we'll get you back! Now, to the next adventure!


I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come! And you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!For best effect, read in the voice of the silky sweet tones ofDavid Kaye...OR ELSE!Truly,Starscream, you thought you would be the only Cybertronian whose presence would grace thisunholy website? You'll find that I make for a far more interesting subject. Yeeeees.And now, primitive lifeforms, perhaps it would be wise to indulge you as to my identity. All know me as Megatron. No,not that one, and not the professional sports player of your primitives who identifies himself as Megatron. Ironic as it would seem, I took the name after a far more ancient being. But much of my past will remain shrouded in mystery. It adds a nicer effect to it, wouldn't you say? What I will say is that I used to be a simple thief, until I ended up under the wing of a criminal named Cryotek. Like me, he took the Maximal rule of Cybertron following the Autobots' victory in the Great War to be an insult to the Predacons who were left struggling as second-class citizens. He had hoped to steal a device that contained a message from my namesake, planning to alter history bykilling Optimus Prime as he lay in stasis onboardThe Arkand change history in the Decepticons' favor. Naturally, I knewhe would betray me, so I betrayed him first. With a small crew of Predacons who agreed my methods of eliminating the Maximals were far quicker and more efficient, I set out to prehistoric Earth, in the hopes I could fool all into thinking that I sought Energon deposits. Unfortunately, those Maximal scum followed me and caused us both to crash. The planet's high amount of radiation led us to adopt organic forms to survive, with myself becoming a Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Maximals' leader Optimus Primal did the same to his troops, and thus began theBeast Wars!For many months, I fought hard to ensure victory, but the Maximals always ended up with the upper hand (not to mention myminions constantly backstabbing me, and left me with a difficult path in the war. The constantbetrayals of Terrosaur, the manymanipulations of Tarantulas, the annoyance ofbeing referred to as Queen by Inferno...far too muchincompetence in my ranks. Perhaps I should try to employ more competent minions. But eventually, the battles forced me to enact my ultimate plan, for no other path was presented to me.Oh? You thought I wasgoing to kill Optimus Prime? Foolish organics. That was but a trick to lower your guard. The truth is, I was planning to force you pathetic lower life forms to worship me via this page. I don't intend to deliver any sort of sad tale of woe; no. Instead, I have fooled you into reading everything about me. Now, as I have you trapped in my grip, you are now required to take in the details of my glorious life. You cannot back out. You cannot escape. All you can do is suffer... yeeeeees.0% Approval Rating: Few of my Predacons bothered to show any loyalty to me (save for Scorponok and that loyal, yet annoying fire ant), and none of my brethren agreed with my more...aggressive stance towards the Maximals. Unfortunately for them, I was the one whocame out victorious!Adaptational Dumbass: I am aware you organics are detesting of myrecent return to the screenfor lacking...let's just saythe cunning and witI am well known for.Adaptational Nice Guy: As much as at it pains me to admit, aversion of mefrom an alternate dimension had a less god-like demeanor. And apparently,there happens to be aversion of me who's noble. Noble...truly that accursed form was the worst of my days!Adaptational Sympathy: If mycomics counterpartsought only to make a name for himself rather than commit acts of genocide in the name of power above all else, then you might say he's more sympathetic than I was.Adaptational Wimp: Urrrrgh.My new counterpart.Efficiousthough he may be, Ido nottolerate him playing second fiddle to the original Megatron! Yeeeeees.Admiring the Abomination: I consider myself amongst the most devious of beings, but I can't help but admire some of the more unique creations of the Vok. They would have made worthy allies. At least until I would have inevitably stolen their technology and used it for my own ends.A God Am I: When one acquires ultimate power, you tend to think this of yourself. I was no exception. Yeeeeees.Amplifier Artifact: Ravage once deemed me inferior to the Megatron of which he served. How ironic that it wasthe very spark of that Megatronthat granted me far greater power!And This Is for...: I delivered one toOptimus Primehimself when I unleashed my fury upon him. A shame he was in stasis; he would have quivered beneath my might.The Antichrist: How appropriate a moniker. My powers over all of Cybertron have put Unicron to shame.Arch-Enemy: Optimus Primal serves in this manner to me, much as ourpredecessors once did. It would seem that, throughout all of time and space, fate always pits us against one another. Good! I relish the chance!Arm Cannon: I may not be as direct as my predecessor about it, but I still continue to maintain prominent firepower in this manner. Why else would my Tyrannosaurus Head be so well kept?Asskicking Leads to Leadership: Much as I enjoy the mental cat and mouse games I play with some of my scheming minions, I am quite willing to resort to brute force and open threats to compel obedience. When Terrorsaur was becoming claustrophobic about our hiding in a cave as part of a larger scheme, I shouted in his face that "no one leaves" while giving him a very close look at my fang-filled mouth. I daresay he was fully cured of his phobia.Ax-Crazy: My grip on sanity slipped further as my power grew. I cared not for it; after all, who needs sanity when power and godhood are all that are required?Bad Boss: Do not assume my efficacious command style for anything less than what it truly is. I hold no respect for any of my underlings; they are just pawns in a larger scheme. Should they betray me, I put them in their place. So long as they have use to me, I will continue to maintain their presence in my army. And that is all they shall ever be. Though I will at least admit Inferno is the only one of my Predacons I feel less inclined to bring harm to. Until he calls meQueen.Bastard Understudy: As I regaled in my tale, I studied under a bot named Cryotek, who intended to use the Golden Disk for his own ends. I simply took it from him, after he had intended to betray me. Thus began the first of many who would underestimate me.Berserk Button:Don't call me QUEEN. EVER!Disobey my orders, and you will find me in a very unforgiving mood. Pray that you still have use to me. Yeeeees.I do not want to hear ANYTHING about the H-word! By which I mean the ridiculous concept of "honor" that Dinobot and his clone were so obsessed with.Do NOTeversuggest I will be forgotten, as my namesake was.You will regret doing so.Big Bad: Naturally. If one bears the name "Megatron", this is bound to happen.Big Bad Ensemble: With the Vok andthe Tripredacus Council. Until they both failed. Then I became the sole villain the Maximals faced.Big Bad Wannabe: The Tripedicus Council thought this of me. A fatal mistake on their part.Big "NO!": Defeat is often a cruel mistress. My loss in theBeast Warswas one such unfortunate example. My defeat at the hands ofRhinox when I planted that Energon virus?Please, do not mention that moment. At least it beats being defeated bytechnicolored equine mammals!noteStarscream: I heard that!Card-Carrying Villain: A tyrant if ever there was one, and quite proud of it, if I may add. Yeeees.Came Back Strong: My Transmetal II form was the result ofbeing betrayed by Tarantulas. How quickly he regretted it.Came Back Wrong: Oh, Tarantulas. You surelymade a terrible mistakeinbetraying me. Thanks to you, I was able to become a Transmetal II dragon. And to think, all of Cybertron's populace fell under my control.Catchphrase: Yeeeeees. And don't you forget it! And also, exxcellent...Category Traitor: The Tripredacus Council and I had this mutual view of each other. They considered me a dangerous radical whose direct and violent approach undermined their efforts to subtly retake power from the Maximals. I considered their so-called "subtlety" to in practice be nothing more than kissing the Maximal Elders' skid-plates. Given the scale of my achievements compared to theirs, I believe the value of my methods speaks for itself.The Chessmaster: Even when the Maximals thought they had the upper hand, I still won. I had always planned for them to try and stop me, so I simply played them to my whims. Yeeeees.Cold Ham: My demeanor became more serious upon taking Cybertron.Companion Cube: My rubber ducky.Mock it at your own peril.Complete Monster: Correct. I have proudly letnothingstand in my way of conquest. Not the Maximals, not any sort of petulant attachment to my soldiers, and most certainly not any reluctance to take what is rightfully mine. I am vile, ruthless andentirely proud of it.Complexity Addiction: Fine, but I will confess that I have a tendency for the dramatic. It tends to...harm me in the long run. Yeeeees.Consummate Liar: Lying isn't just a habit for me; it's a tool. And it's come in handy many times.Contrasting Sequel Antagonist: In contrast to my progenitor, I had little tolerance for failure and betrayal to the point that my troops were tools and nothing more. Punishment was severe, my goals were far loftier, and for my own well being. The original Megatron did care for his troops somewhat, and he somehow keptthat wretched backstabberunder his wing in spite of his betrayals, and he sought an empire where all Decepticon kind could flourish. And most importantly? I succeeded where he failed.Control Freak: Of course. I don't trust anyone but myself. My minions would always try to betray me, so what choice did I have? It meant that all of Cybertron had to lose its free will, but it was a small price to pay.Crazy-Prepared: A wise tyrant always designs his prisons so that he can escape from them. Likewise I always keep an eye on what my trecherous underlings on doing.Dark Is Evil: Darker colors always did suit me best.Darker and Edgier: With Cybertron in my grip, I became far more serious in my goals. And it worked in my favor, for fear made me a god.Deadpan Snarker: Intolerance amongst my troops is simply because they fail to understand my genius. I simply have a penchant for "intelligent conversation".Death by Irony:Trying to force Cybertron to my whims killed me in the end.Decomposite Character: You organics thought I was the original Megatron when you madeeffigiesin my honor. But I couldn't be further from him.Diabolical Mastermind: Rightfully so. Yeeeees.Divergent Character Evolution: As I was built to be similar tomy progenitor, this was to be expected. All know him as ruthless conquerer with little patience for failure. I, however, am a cultured warrior who committed far grander schemes in the name of power for myself.Do Wrong, Right: If you're going to kill me, make sure to actually succeed - treachery requires no mistakes! Yeeeees.Dragons Are Demonic: At about the time I acquired my Transmetal II dragon form, I became obsessed with the Cybertronian equivalent ofThe Bible, the human holy text. I understand that one of the final sections of that compilation depicts a dragon as a demonic "Antichrist" figure. So too does our Cybertronian text, and I came to identify with that figure more and more. A rather appropriate bit of symbolism, yes...Elemental Powers: My Transmetal II form gave mefireandicepowers. How delightful.Embarrassing Nickname: DON'T call me Queen. Fortunately, Inferno only needed a minimal amount of "persuasion" to address me with the much more appropriate term of "Royalty".Even Evil Has Standards: Standards are necessary for a villain of my caliber. I would notattempt to kill Optimus Prime until it became a truly necessary tactic, nor would I allow my Predacons to suffer under Maximal rule. My rule, however...Evil Brit: British? Hmmmmm. Perhaps. Evil? Most definitely.Evil Counterpart: To Primal, obviously. We couldn't be any less different.Evil Gloating: When victory is obtained, I willalwaysensure the world knows it wasIwho made it possible. Yeeeees.Evil Is Hammy: Must I say it? I take great privilege in my cultured demeanor.Evil Is Petty: Undoubtedly so. With all my power, I simply had to demonstrate it for my own amusement.Evil Knockoff: For some reason, I couldn't help but clone Dinobot. Perhaps I missed his company...no. I missed his strength. Alas, they never seemed to work properly.Evil Plan: My first goal was to destroy the Maximals and rule Cybertron. After accomplishing the latter goal, it was about ensuring I would rule forever.Evil Laugh: Without a doubt. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!Evil Sounds Deep: Yeeeees.The Evils of Free Will: My conquest of Cybertron led me to remove such pesky notions of free will from the populous, for I, the victor of the Beast Wars, had no intention of letting my inferiors continue to function.Evil Gloating: Oh, how I loved to remind Primal of his failures. It was one of the more amusing anecdotes I allowed myself during my reign.Expy: Of my progenitor.Fantastic Racism:You humans should consider yourselves fortunate that Dinobot thwarted my attempt to exterminate your ancestors. I thoroughly despise you for helping the Autobots defeat my Decepticon ancestors and leading the Maximals to rule modern Cybertron. My original purpose in traveling to your prehistoric mudball, as the original Megatron suggested to me in the Golden Disk, was to prevent the human race's evolution. Doing so would have tipped the Great War in the Decepticons' favor, and the Predacons would have their rightful position of dominance!And I will never stoop so low as to use organic technology again!Faux Affably Evil: I will at least show some cordial respect towards my enemies and those I intend to destroy. It's hardly proper for a bot of my stature.From Nobody to Nightmare: Once, I was but a small thief no one dared pay any mind to. Within months, I nearly wiped out humanity, destroyed the fabric of time itself, and conquered the entire planet with my sheer power and strength of will. Even beyond my time, none will dare to forget what I accomplished. A petty thief? No. A god.Genius Bruiser: Strong though I may be, my cunning is my most dangerous weapon.Godhood Seeker: All I sought was to become the only being who ruled Cybertron.And I did. Yeeeees.Godzilla Threshold:Killing Optimus Prime was my intention, but I never enacted it out of fear of the consequences. But once Primal gained more victories, I killed the Autobot leader.Hidden Agenda Villain:My goal was to kill Optimus Prime as he lay in stasis onThe Ark, but I acted as if the "unknown planet's" Energon was my desire. When the war fell into the Maximals' favor, I took matters into my own hands and enacted the plan.Hoist by Their Own Petard:Perhaps absorbing all of Cybertron's sparks into my own was not the wisest of choices when one is being plunged into a dark pit.Hypocrite: I cannot stand treachery... unless I am the one accomplishing it.Or if it's being done incompetently.Perhaps you'd care totake notes, Starscream?An Ice Person: Ice attacks became part of my arsenal when I obtained my dragon form.It's All About Me: Little is beneath my care, unless I am directly involved in it. None would rule over Cybertron but myself.Jerkass: How I love to make my enemies suffer! Yeeeees.Karmic Death:Primal finally managed to end our rivalry with both of us dying in Cybertron's core. I hope thatyou only worshiped his demise.Kill All Humans: Changing history wasn't my initial plan, but with the threat of the Maximals from Cybertron coming realizing what I was doing and traveling back to arrest me I had to step my game. After looking a landscape image on the Golden Disc of a mountain that mycrazed crustacean Rampageblew up, changing the image on the disc, I found my solution. The aid of the wretched humans allowed the Autobots to defeat the Decepticons, so I resolved to exterminate the anthropoids before they could spread. I wasSO CLOSEbefore Dinobot intervened. He perished thanks to his fatal wounds and the energy he expended, but by then the rest of the Maximals arrived and with the rest of underlings beaten I had to retreat.Killed Off for Real:After all I had done, to meet my demise at Primal's hands was nothing short of the ultimate humiliation. For now, at least...Large Ham:Yeeeees. And I revel in it.Large and in Charge: The largest of the Predacons ruled them all. And I was the largest. Well, until Rampage came along, but I had a means of controlling him. Then I evolved into a Transmetal II form, and became even larger than him.Legacy Character: I bear the name of the one who led the Decepticons, for I am his descendant.Like a Son to Me: Cryotek said I was like this to him. It was flattering on the surface, but Cryotek knew I was just as ambitious and determined as he was. He tried to betray me to the Maximal police when we stole the Golden Disk, since he claimed he could always get another son. Fortunately, I anticipated his betrayal and double-crossed him first. As I would later say, treachery requires no mistakes.Look What I Can Do Now!: Tarantulus attempted to end my life whenI absorbed my progenitor's spark. I quickly demonstrated to him and his cohort the fatality of their mistake. Yeeees.Mad Scientist: I can't help but indulge myself in this from time to time. Creating Dinobot II was quite a fruitful experience.Make Wrong What Once Went Right: By the time of my creation, the Autobots' victory in the Great War had given them and their descendants, those accursed Maximals, control of Cybertron. So Iattempted to kill Optimus Prime as he lay in stasis, thereby ensuring my kind ruled over the planet instead.Before that I attempted towipe out the early humans. The Autobots wouldn't have defeated the Decepticons without their help so the extermination of humanity would have ensure the Decepticons' victory. After Dinobot thwarted my first attempt the humans began to spread out from their initial home, making it impossible to hum them all down.Magnificent Bastard: Yesssss. My brilliance and cunning have brought me close to victory quite a number of times. I have previously used trickery to send Primal straight to his slagging, I've used espionage to get ahead of the Maximals' war efforts, and I even manipulated that Decepticon veteran Ravage into joining my cause.Manipulative Bastard: I suppose I should thank my minions for their constant betrayal. It made it all too easy to use them for my own ends.Meaningful Name: There's a reason I named myself after our ancestors' most inspirational leader. My combination of intellect, charisma and sheer brute force do him proud.I understand that the name of my initial beast form, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, means "king of the tyrant lizards" in your modern human parlance. I quite like the analogy,yes...Narcissist: Of course. After all, the universe belongs under my thumb alone. And unlikea certain second-in-command, I could back up my greatness with victories many times over.Multiple Head Case:Hardly. My Tyrannosaurus head was merely a decoration I used for myown personal amusement.Near-Villain Victory: Ohh, how close have I come to winning, only to have victory snatched from me? KillingPrimal? Undone. KillingOptimus Prime? Undone. Wiping outthe human race and all the Transformers that lay aboardThe Ark? Thwarted. Annihilating all organic life? Please,indulge me with how you believe the outcome turned out.Never My Fault: Nothing is ever my own fault! The Maximals, my traitorous minions, and all organic life ruined everything! EVERYTHING!noteStarscream: Yeah whatever,Bar-GAH!No Name Given: Who was I before I became "Megatron"? You will never know. Althoughone serieschose to call me "Gnashteeth" andanother"Galavar." Whether either of these were my true self in my past life,I will not reveal. Megatron is the only relevant name I choose. Yeeees.No One Could Survive That!: I was inside a mountain of raw energon in robot mode, as it exploded.Some of the Maximals thought I was dead, but Primal knew better. Indeed I returned again as though nothing happened.Not So Similar: Ravage once thought me as nothing but a pale imitator of the bot who bore the name before me. He found how wrong he was when I accomplished what that Megatron could not.Not-So-Harmless Villain: Those foolish Maximals thought of me as nothing but anegomaniacwith delusions of grandeur. Yet I was the one who brought their forces to their knees many times, and it was I who nearly destroyed time and space, conquered Cybertron, and nearly wiped out humanity. Harmless? I think not. Wouldn't you agree?Not-So-Well-Intentioned Extremist: I certainly think of myself as doing this for the well-being of Cybertron and the Predacon race, but you organics tend to view my mistreatment of my troops and the multiple instances of genocide I committed to prove I only cared about power above all us. Truly your opinion is lacking in my mind. I simply made the universe better; it just so happens all others were ill-suited to handle such a daunting task.Obfuscating Stupidity: Curious as to how my minions have failed to betray me? I simply act as if I know nothing of their plans. All it does is allow me to defeat them at their most vulnerable. Yeeees.Omnicidal Maniac:My decision to destroyThe Arkwith all onboard constitutes as this, though not nearly as much as when my conquest of Cybertron led me to steal the sparks of all its denizens. And all organic life would have perished beneath my heel!One-Winged Angel: My Transmetal II form. Such GLORIOUS POWER!O.O.C. Is Serious Business: A crisis of great distress led me to call for a ceasefire with Primal and his Maximals. Even I have times where it becomes necessaryto work with your foesto achieve victory against a greater threat. Yeeeees.Orcus on His Throne: My conquest of Cybertron was done entirely at the discretion of my Vehicon generals. Only when it came time to face Primal himself did I deal with the matter personally.Our Dragons Are Different: Mergingthe original Megatron's sparkwith my own transformed me into a towering Transmetal II dragon, complete with the strengths and abilities they came with. The power was quite satisfying, but the organic part eventually was too much to deal with.Playing with Fire: Becoming a Transmetal II Dragon gave me this great power. And I used it quite well. Yeeees.Pragmatic Villainy:I didn't initially wish to destroy Prime as he slept in stasis, for there were other ways to conquer Cybertron without resorting to such measures. I ultimately chose to do so anyway. Certainlythe consequences wouldn't have beenthat drastic, yeeessss.And now I am being told that doing so would have led Unicron to consuming the planet without Prime's intervention. So perhaps I was a bit hasty.Purple Is Powerful: Following in the footsteps of my predecessor's faction, my entire paint job is based around this color. And unlike some of the more treacherous members of my crew, my power is ABSOLUTE!Rank Scales with Asskicking: Ever question why no other Predacon has seized command? They never succeeded. And I would never let them. Yeeees.Ret-Gone:My ultimate goal was to do this to the entire Maximal race by executing Optimus Prime where he slept onboardThe Ark, ensuring Decepticon and Predacon domination of Cybertron!.Riddle for the Ages: What occurred between my escape from the Maximals and my conquest of Cybertron? You will never know. At least until someone decides to tell this tale. Or perhaps they would have hada few moronic leaderschose to deny the scribes permission to makereferences to our previous conflict.Right-Hand Cat: The head of my alternate mode made for an excellent companion. At least it never attempted to betray me.Rogue Agent: The Tripredicus Council was, to say the least,disappointedin my actions. And yet they weren't the ones who would take over Cybertron, now were they?Rollerblade Good: My Transmetal evolution gave my alternate form these. A shame that Earth was lacking in some of its more modern amenities; it would have made for a glorious hobby. Yeeees.Sadist: Nothing brings me great pleasure than to watch as Primal and his Maximals suffer beneath my feat. I take such great pleasure in it,at least until such tendencies led to my downfall.Sanity Slippage: Upon absorbingthe spark of my predecessor, my mind lost its grip on reality as I unleashedmy new power on the universe! And then,I took over all of Cybertronand lost it entirely. Such is the price for godhood.Satanic Archetype: Some of you believe me to be no worse thanUnicronin this regard. I find it appropriate, for my powers dwarf that of the harshest of underworlds. Yeeees.She Is the King:No, this is not in employ. Inferno would always refer to me as a "Queen", much to my displeasure. "Royalty", however, was more acceptable.Shout-Out to Shakespeare: A frequent tendency of mine is to quoteone of the more notable organicson your planet, though not to the extent of that traitor, Dinobot. And yes, I have more of a tolerance of him than all of you combined. So please, attempt to test my patience over this matter, forthese violent delights have violent ends.The One Thing I Don't Hate About You: You organics are all nothing but an annoying nuisance, destined to be squished beneath my heel. But I will confess, at least you haveJobby the Hong—theoneorganic I actually tolerate. He is rather amusing...yeeeeees.The Sociopath: My egotism knows no bounds, I hold no regards for my underlings, and I consider all beneath me. All in testament to my power. Yesssss.Surpassed the Teacher: I was originallyThe Dragonto the Cybertronian gangster Cryotek, who betrayed his own master Deathsaurus and used the resources he stole to start his own criminal empire. He originally planned to betray me when we stole the Golden Disk, but I anticipated this and double-crossedhiminstead, leading to his arrest by the Maximal authorities. As I later told my own minions, treachery requires no mistakes.Surrounded by Idiots: One of the main things that held me back. My underlings were either holding me back with their blundering or the attempts to undermine my authority in some in-vain attempt to overthrow me. If you wonder why I talk out so much, it's because there is nobody else around to have an intelligent conversation with.Taking You with Me: In my first one on one duel with Primal, after we both sustained heavy damage in a mountain of Energon that kept us from entering robot mode, I braved the danger regardless and transformed to kill him with a missile. If I was going to die, I would take him with me!Tank Goodness: This was my alternate mode on Cybertron back when I worked for Cryotek. I wore a discardable suit of transformable armor to increase my firepower and give me a large gun even in my robot mode.The Starscream: I'm sure it must gall theTrope Namerthat I've actually succeeded where he failed. I was originallyThe Dragonto the Cybertronian mob boss Cryotek. He planned to betray me to the Maximal police when we stole the Golden Disk, but I anticipated this and double-crossed him first. After his arrest, I took control of our gang for myself!Tin Tyrant: Not so much at first (that scheming spider Tarantulas once referred to me as such), but upon my evolution into more powerful forms, I fully embodied this. And it was truly the most glorious days of my life-cycle.Took a Level in Cynic: InBeast Machines, I did sport a more sedate, cold attitude, although hints of my old fondness for melodrama bleed through every now and again. Towards the end of the series, I did start to regain my old, hammier persona. Yeeeees.Took a Level in Jerkass: What level was there to take? I was always a villain of excellent tastes. I just so happened to embracemy newfound powersand use them to commit genocide on a planetary scale.TV Genius: I don't consider myself the sociable type. It matters little to me, in spite of my Predacons constantlyattempting to replace me as leader. I hold a far greater dominance over them than they do of me. And Ialwaysremind them of that every time their betrayal inevitably fails. Yeeeees.Underestimating Badassery: Oh, Cybertron. You thought of me as nothing but a petty thief. With my conquest over you, and with time having nearly been unraveled thanks to me, would you agree that it was a mistake?The Unfettered: Truly you expect me to be in shock of what I bear witness to? My plans for all life in the universe are far beyond any comprehension, hence I have no need to be so easily wowed of what I bear witness to.Unskilled, but Strong: One weakness I do unfortunately posses is a lack of proper combat skills. Hence, whenever it comes time to battle against my enemies, I usually rely on strategy and brute force to obtain victory. Rarely has it failed me. Then once I became far more powerful...Yeeeees.Verbal Tic: "Yeeeees".The documentation of this was well recorded, I assure you.Vetinari Job Security: Though I am considered abusive and manipulative to my subordinates, I have proven to be the most suitable in leading my nearly-psychotic crew of Predacons. I have proven this to Terrorsaur once by granting the fool command during a crisis... and watching him fail spectacularly. Yeeeeees.Villain Ball: My downfall in theBeast Warswas my inability to avoid gloating about my superiority. But truly when one obtains godhood, you can't help but revel in it, correct? Especially seeing as thatproved to be a minor setback.Villainous Valor: Deliver unto me great difficulty, and I will show you why I bear the name "Megatron." Nothing will stop my plans!Villainous Friendship: There was only one Predacon I valued, for his loyalty if nothing else. That insufferable fire ant,Inferno, for all his faults, was the only one of my troops I could value. That was,until he no longer served his purpose, and met his end at my demise. A shame really, but a god has no need for such weakness in his underlings.Vocal Dissonance:My newly minted counterpartis like me in almost every way...except he sounds like thatangsty bat-creaturePrimal dragged around with him during mygloriousconquest of Cybertron. My creators are truly playing a cruel joke if they makeMEspeak in such a manner.Vocal Evolution: By the time ofmy conquest of Cybertron, I lost much of my jovial nature to become far more serious, and my vocal processor changed to match. Godhood requires no room for such privileges.We Have Reserves: I have no care for the well being of my underlings. So long as they serve their purpose, I will remain content. And should they be destroyed, I will always find more to recruit into my army. Primal's mistake ofjettisoning those stasis podsgave me plenty of possibilities to work with.Welcome Back, Traitor: I am surprisingly willing to forgive treachery among my minions, particularly if theyhave talents that are still of use to me.I'll admit that I spared both Blackarachnia and Quickstrike when I needed troops, and I repeatedly overlooked Tarantulas's indiscretions because of his scientific skills. My patience ends when the treason attempt is too inept to be worth forgiving. As I told Tarantulas, I could suffer his treachery, but not his incompetence!Well-Intentioned Extremist: Though you organics seem to think otherwise, my goal was to change history for the well-being of the Predacons. Under Maximal rule, we were treated as scrap piles. Had I succeeded, it would have been us in charge, treated as rightful rulers of Cybertron! But, my conquest of the planet changed all that. With my power, only one could rule: ME! Yeeeees.Wicked Cultured: Evil though I may be, I am rather fond of the works of Cybertron's great literary works. I often enjoy rereading them in the confines of my hot tub.Would Hit a Girl: Gender is irrelevant if you attempt to betray me. Blackarachnia was not immune to my punishment despite her charms.Xanatos Gambit: When Terrorsaur tried to take over with Rattrap as his lieutenant, after I escaped my capture, I let the fool remain in command when the Maximals attacked. I didn't know if Rattrap had actually switched sides or not so I decided to test itby ordering him to shoot Dinobot. Either he really had defected or I could show the rest of the Predacons that Terrorsaur had let a spy into our ranks. Rattrap did indeed prove to a spy, shooting off Terrorsaur's head, whichgave Dinobot the chance to free himself and knock out one of my teeth. That hurt, but it was no matter, I ensured nobody would follow that fool's lead.You Are What You Hate: Uhhhh... organics. How Iloathethem. And to think, upon mysuccessful conquest of Cybertron, I was stuck in such an unfortunate state. Looking back, perhaps I should have been more grateful, for the Maximals ended up trapping me in a completely organic body! For a time anyway. My newer bodies were much more as I desired.You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: My concern for my soldiers only extends so far as their potential usefulness to me. When their value to me is ended, I care nothing for their fate. Why do you think I sent Inferno, Quickstrike and Waspinator on a pointless errand to seek out a "new lair" when Tarantulas's former laboratory would have served perfectly well? Needless to say, I had no remorse at slagging them with the Nemesis's weapons when I tried to exterminate some of humanity's ancestors.So, you did manage to read my entire page? It would seem I underestimated you. But no matter. Soon, the Beast Wars will be over, and I will have destroyed all of the pathetic Maximals beneath my heel! Now onward my troops... to victory!


"Uh huh huh huh...heh heh heh heh..."(Beavis and Butt-Headare not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up byMike Judge, whose voice you should be hearing right now. Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools, but for some reason, the little weinerheads make us laugh. Some of the tropes you see below would cause a real person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, and possibly banned by the admins. To put it another way:Don't Try This at Home.)Some intro rock musicplays amidst an exchange of "Uh huh huh" and "Heh heh heh" laughter. Cut to a sky-patterned title card that reads, "BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD in TV TROPES", in a jagged font. As the intro music comes to a close, we transition to a pair of teenagers seated atop a couch.Hey, Butt-Head, what's "shelf-demostrating"?Uh, I think it's, like, where we're able to talk about ourselves and how cool we are, without some fartknocker doing it for us.Whoa, really?! Heh heh. That sounds pretty cool. Um, heh. Hey, how's it go- *SMACK* OW!Shut up, buttmunch. I wanna do the talking. Uh huh huh huh. Do. Uh huh huh huh.Oh, um, okay. Heh heh. Sorry 'bout that. Heh heh.So, like, uh, he's Beavis and I'm Butt-Head. And we're a couple of guys who hang around, go to school, and sometimes work at Burger World.Only 'cuz we have to. Heh heh. It's not fair! Heh.Shut up, asswipe! I'm, like, doing all the talking here. Remember?Oh yeah. Heh. Sorry. Heh heh. I forgot. Heh heh.Uhhh, we also watch music videos and other stuff, becauseMTValso got crap likeJersey Shoreon. Uh huh huh. So, like, you can read all these tropes about us and stuff. Uh huh huh, tropes...Heh heh heh heh...tropes.Hey, Beavis, check it out.McDicker did one of these too.Uh huh huh huh.Whoa, really? Heh heh. That's pretty cool! And so doesBuzzcut.Heh heh. Once we're done here, can we, like, "mantle-ize" their pages?Yeah, uh huh huh. That would be cool! Uh huh huh huh huh.Come to Butt-Head...uh huh huh:Accidental Hero: Me and Beavis tried to score with this one chick, who said she would do it ifwe got to Washington. That "unit" those dudes were looking for, like, dropped in my hand, and the President said me and Beavis were heroes. Uh huh huh, "unit".Accidental Misnaming: A lot of dumbasses get our names wrong, huh huh. They call us things like Travis and Bernard, Beaver and Buff-Coat, or Beavis and Nut-Head. And people callus, stupid, huh huh!Air Guitar:DAAAHHH DAAAHHH DAHNAH DAH. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, DAAA-NAA DAHHH.All Men Are Perverts: We wanna score, huh huh. And see some thingies.Amazon Chaser: Heh heh, I think that having a chick that could kick your ass would be pretty cool, heh heh. Because thenshe'd go and kick the asses of anyone who tries to piss you off. Heh heh heh heh. That would RULE!Amusing Injuries: Mostly Beavis. Uh huh huh huh. It's pretty cool.Um, what're you talking about, Butt-Head-[slap!] OW!!!Cut it out, butthole!!Back from the Dead: Uh, we, like, died one time and went to Hell, uh huh huh huh huh. It was pretty cool, cause there was, like, crap everywhere and we were on Satan's apartment. But then when we tried digging in deeper to find the demon chicks, some asswipe angel came in and brought us back to life. It sucked.Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me: Uh huh huh huh. That phrase is cool. If I ever, like, get me some dudes who'll get me a chick, I'm totally going to say that, huh huh huh. (speaking in aVampire Vordsaccent) Bathe her and bring her to me!Bears Are Bad News: No way! Bears are cool. One time, when we were out in the wood, huh huh, a bear came out and mauled Van Driessen while he was playing his wuss music. It ruled, huh huh huh.Uh, but there was that one time where a bunch of bears broke into our house and stole our nachos, heh heh. That sucked. And when we tried to set a trap to catch them, we, like, got stuck in it with them. That sucked even more!Being Good Sucks: Uh, we, like, once tried to do a good thing when we got a load, huh huh huh, of Spanish Fly off Anderson. We thought we would replace the punch at the school dance with it, which would make everyone horny and make them all wanna score. Huh huh huh huh. Preferably with us.Yeah. And so, like, we started drinking it too. And we drank and we drank and we drank, and we became more and more ready to score, heh heh. But then we just fell asleep! And when we woke up, some asswipe drank all our Spanish Fly and we were in a hospital! We ended up not scoring at all! And no one else did either! It, like, wasn't fair! And nobody appreciated what we did for them anyway! It sucked!Yeah. So we decided we're never doing anything for anyone ever again. If you want to score, you go do it yourself, buttmunch. Don't come asking us for help, 'cause we're not gonna give it, huh huh huh.Berserk Button: Don't call me a buttknocker, heh heh. It really pisses me off! Like this one time where Butt-Head kept calling me a "buttknocker", and I had to kick his ass. Call me a buttknocker, and I'll kick your ass! Heh heh.You and what other buttknockers? Huh huh.*WHAM* OOUUUAH! ...Dammit Beavis...Also like, Butt-Head wants to do it with my mom and that pisses me off!Umm, the one thing that probably pisses me off even more than being called a buttknocker is anybody who complains about scoring too much, heheh. One time me and Butt-Head were watching TV and we saw this dude whose girlfriend called him out for ghosting her. When she asked why, the dude said she was always wanting to do it with him and he was sick of it. Dammit, his complaining about scoring too much when some other people have never scored made me so mad I smashed the TV while I was screaming threats at that dumbass. If he'd been there in person, I probably would've killed him, heheheheheheheh!Yeah, and I completely, totally agreed with Beavis, huh huh. Normally I'd have beaten the living crap out of Beavis if he wrecked our TV, but he actually had a good reason for doing it!Bloody Hilarious: There was this one time, where Beavis got a bloody nose and he bled all over and stuff. And then there was that time he sawed off his finger in woodshop. Uh huh huh, "wood".Body Motifs: Uh, I have a body motif alright, uh huh huh huh huh. Or rather, I have abuttmotif. Huh huh huh huh huh! Butts are cool.Book Dumb: Uh, books suck. Huh huh huh huh. And you're a dork if you read them. Me and Beavis don't need to because we're, like, already really smart or something. At least,Iam, huh huh huh.Hey, Butt-Head, didn't we write a few books in the '90s?Uh, yeah. But our books were cool. They were about things like chicks and aliens and thingies and how to make movies in Hollywood and stuff. Not like the crap they make you read in school, huh huh huh huh.Borrowed Catchphrase: Uh, I can like, say some of the lines Beavis says, huh huh huh. Check it out: boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing.Heh heh, you still can't do that too good Butt-Head. Don't try it. Heh heh heh.Buffy Speak: We, like, have a lot of words and stuff, for, uh, other stuff. Like "thingies". Uh huh huh.Burger Fool: Sometimes, we have to work at Burger World because that manager dude makes us. But then we get to melt stuff on the grill, huh huh. We also tried to getworker's constipationonce, but kicking Beavis's ass didn't work.Butt-Monkey: So, me and Beavis have gotten our asses kicked, sometimes. But he's more of a butt monkey than me. And an ass goblin. And a buttmunch. And a...Buxom Beauty Standard: Uh huh huh huh huh. Chicks with big thingies rule! The bigger, the better I always say, huh huh huh huh.Casanova Wannabe: Hey, baby. Uh huh huh. Do you, like, wanna get it on? Uh huh huh.Heh heh, hey, how's it going? Heh heh heh.Catchphrase: Me and Beavis have a lot of these, because we're so cool. ThatMike Judgedude didn't get how "This sucks" could be one of these, but that's just because he's not very cool.What do you mean, he's not cool? Heh heh. I mean, like, he came up with us!Uh... oh yeah! Uh huh huh huh.Cheek Copy: I tried to copy my butt one time, and my butt broke the glass. I was stuck, which sucked, because I didn't want to lose my butt! Heh heh. I eventually got out and they put stitches in my butt. I wanted to see what they looked like,so I tried to copy my butt...Well, maybe if you weren't a dumbass, you wouldn't break the glass, Beavis, uh huh huh. Uh, would you like a copy of my butt?Cheated Angle: Heh heh, I'm, like, always shown from the side and stuff. For some reason, I just rarely get seen from head-on. It's, like, really weird or something, heh heh.Chick Magnet/Kavorka Man: This one time, when a bunch of people wrote letters to Santa Butt-Head, all these chicks totally wanted to do it with me! Heh heh! But Butt-Head wouldn't give me those letters! Heh heh. I would have scored, if he wasn't a dillhole.Collector of the Strange: Heh heh heh, I like to collect my turds and keep them in jars in the basement. Heh heh heh.You're disgusting, Beavis.Determinator: I wanna make a lot of money and score. And I'm not stopping until I do both. A lot. Huh huh.Heh heh, yeah, me too! Heh heh.The Dividual: A lot of people wonder if we're, like, brothers or cousins or something, uh huh huh. They say we have a lot in...uh..."come on", huh huh.Diarrheaeven asked us if we had the same Dad. We said that maybe we did, huh huh.The Dog Bites Back: Heh heh, sometimes Butt-Head says something that really pisses me off! So I kick him in the nads! Heh heh. Like this!*WHAM* OOUUUAH! ...Cut it out, buttmunch.Dope Slap: I, like, have to give these to Beavis, when he starts acting like a dumbass. Which is, like, all the time, huh huh.Shut up, bunghole! I do not- *SMACK* AAH! *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* OW! WHOA! Heh heh. Um, what was I talking about?Drives Like Crazy: Uh huh huh huh, I drive like a badass! Uh huh huh huh. There was, like, this one time at driver's ed where I made Buzzcut soil himself with my driving. Uh huh huh huh. That was cool.Yeah, heh! And we killed him too. Heh heh!He didn't die, dumbass. He was, like, un-continuous. But there was blood. Huh huh huh. That kicked ass!Dumb Blonde: Huh huh, yeah, that's Beavis alright. He's blonde. And really stupid, huh huh huh huh. Unlike me.Everybody Hates Mathematics: Yeah, really. Math sucks.Heh heh, yeah. I really hate numbers. There's, like, too many of them and stuff, heh heh heh.Everyone Has Standards: Uh, it's like, we once saw this video with naked chicks and stuff in it at school, huh huh huh huh. And it was pretty cool. But, uh, then it had this one part that showed a chick giving birth. It was disgusting.Yeah, yeah, really. I couldn't get a stiffy for a week after seeing that, heh heh heh.Uh, we were hesitant to ask thatSamara chickout, huh huh huh.Yeah, yeah, we didn't our nads to shrivel up or explode or something like that, heh heh heh.One time, Beavis told me he keeps his turds in jars in the basement instead of like, flushing them down the toilet, huh huh huh. And I told him that's disgusting and stuff.Yeah, heh heh, it is pretty disgusting.Y'know, heh. If there's one thing that like,reallypisses me off, it'scomplaining abouthavingtoo muchsex! Yeah! Heh heh heh. I mean some of us, y'know like me, don't haveanysex! Ever! I don't know what number multiple is, but it's better than zero! Y'know there's...starving kids in poor countries,and they probably get to score, butIdon't! Heh heh.For onceI'm not gonna say settle down, Beavis, you're absolutely right. Uh huh huh huh.Faking the Dead: Heh heh, like one time, we decided to stop going to school and like, nobody made us go. Heh heh heh heh. And when they called, we said we were dead. It worked too, because we still didn't go to school!Farts on Fire: Uh huh huh huh, this one time, Beavis was about to cut the cheese, huh huh huh huh, and then he, huh huh huh huh huh. He, huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh...well, you had to be there,but it was pretty cool.No it wasn't, Butt-Head. It really hurt and I had to go to the hospital to save my butt. And I ended up farting fire. Heh heh heh heh heh, yeah, fire, FIRE! Heh heh heh heh heh!"Freaky Friday" Flip: Uhh, this one time, we got our asses kicked in a store, and that caused us to switch bodies and stuff. I became Beavis, huh huh huh huh.Heh heh, yeah. And I became Butt-Head.Huh huh, yeah. But then Beavis started pissing me off, so I kicked his ass. By, uh, kicking my ass which was really his ass, huh huh huh. I even hit myself in the nads to make sure he's never gonna score, huh huh huh huh.Shut up, Butt-Head!Full-Name Basis: Uh, it's like, my first name is Butt and my second name is Head. And you're gonna call me by my full name or else I'm gonna go over to your house and kick your ass, huh huh huh.Genius Ditz: Some people think that we're actually really smart and stuff, because me and Butt-Head watch music videos and talk about them. It's, like, we just know what sucks and what doesn't suck.Gonk: Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a stud, huh huh. But this probably explains why Beavis looks so stupid.Shut up, fartknocker! I look cool! Heh heh.Girl on Girl Is Hot: Huh huh huh huh. Sespians are cool. When I see two girls kissing, it gives me a special feeling, huh huh huh huh.Heh heh, yeah, me too! It kinda, heh heh, makes me wanna make a stool, heh heh heh. (higher pitch) Poop!Dammit, Beavis, what the hell is wrong with you?Gratuitous Spanish: Uh, burritos? Huh huh huh. Uh...guacamole!Um...spaghetti!That's Italian, dumbass!Heh heh, oh yeah.Groin Attack: Sometimes Butt-Head really pisses me off, like this one time he kept smacking me for liking this oneBon Jovivideo, and I kicked him right in the nads! Heh heh. That was cool.Um, oh yeah, I did again when he saidI wasn't a firework. Heh heh, I'm an M80.Guttural Growler: Heh, I met this guy who looked like Butt-Head but wasn't Butt-Head, and he said that I had a "scratchy rock and roll voice." Heh heh heh, scratch. I guess that would be pretty cool if I did, 'cause then I could be in Pantera! Heh heh, that would RULE!Hates Being Touched: AHH, don't touch me! I'll kick your ass! Heh heh heh heh. Unless you're a chick. Then we can like, heh heh heh, you know, do it.Heh Heh, You Said "X": Uh, we, like,named this tropeand stuff. We're smart.Except for like, this one time they said Snooki liked hot salami and it it wasn't that funny. Like, they were just trying too hard or something.His Name Really Is "Barkeep": My name really is Butt-Head, not Buford or any of those other wussy names some of you dorks come up with for me! Just use my real name, or I'll, like, come out of your computer and kick your ass!Horrible Judge of Character: Todd's pretty cool. I mean, he kicks our asses, sometimes. But that's just because he's really cool, huh huh.People say Stewart's this cause he like, thinks we're his friends and wants to hang out but he's a dork and we just go over to watch his TV. And look at his hot mom.Hospital Epilogue: Sometimes we end up in the, uh, "hostipal" because of the cool things we do, huh huh. Like when me and Beavis were trying to imitate that Ben Franklin dude and got electrocuted, or when Beavis burned his ass and started farting fire. That was cool!No, Butt-Head, that sucked! The coolest thing we did was when we tried to become werewolves so we could get chicks like thatEdward Cullen dude, heh heh. And it worked, because we met a couple of chicks who drove us to the hospital.Boii-yoiiinnnggg...The Hyena: Uh, like, this one time, we were laughing so much in school, and McDicker got pissed at us. Uh huh huh huh huh. So then he like, made it so that we couldn't laugh for like, a whole week. It sucked.Yeah, heh heh. But then Buzzcut began talking about sex. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. And he, heh heh heh heh heh heh, talked about the wiener, heh heh heh heh heh heh. And the Virginia, heh heh heh heh heh. And masturbation! Heh heh heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! It ruled! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!Huh huh huh huh huh huh! Yeah! Huh huh huh huh. But like, we still couldn't laugh. Which sucked.Heh heh heh heh...masturbation. Heh heh heh heh!I Banged Your Mom: Uh huh huh huh. Hey, Beavis. Guess what? I scored with your mom.Heh heh. Shut up, Butt-Head! And no, you didn't!Innocently Insensitive: Uh, this one time, Stewart's mom was wondering where Stewart had gone because he hadn't come home, heh heh heh heh heh. Even to take a dump, heh heh. So I said that maybe somebody killed him and buried him in a shallow grave! Heh heh heh heh. And, like, that made her cry for some reason. I didn't get it. I was just, like, trying to help or something, heh heh heh heh.Insufferable Imbecile: Huh huh, yeah, Beavis is really stupid. And he pisses me off a lot. That buttknocker really needs to get his ass kicked more.Butt-Head, I'll kick you in the nads again. Don't call me that.Intercourse with You:Come to Butt-Head, uh huh huh huh. Come a little closer...Hey, Butt-Head, what time is it? I thinkCOPSis on!Dammit Beavis, knock it off. I'm trying to score.Intergenerational Friendship: Heh heh. We like,met this one chick on a plane, and she was real old, but she did a whole lot of sluts in Vegas! Heh heh heh heh! She was pretty cool.It's a Wonderful Plot: Uh, I like, once got visited by this old dude who went and showed me how things would be if I was never born, huh huh huh huh. And like, after seeing McDicker be all happy and stuff, and Beavis be an even bigger wuss and get bossed around by Stuart, I, like, learned a valuable lesson or something, huh huh. That even though the world sucks, it would suck more if I wasn't in it, huh huh huh huh.Jerkass: Uh, it's called not being a wuss, dork.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Yeah, heh heh heh. A wuss. Heh Heh. I mean I don't do some stuff like Butt-Head does, but I'm still cool, heh heh. Don't make me kick your ass.Last-Name Basis: Heh heh, I'm Beavis. That's, like, my last name or something. I, like, don't have a first name or at least, I don't remember what it is, heh heh heh heh.Likes Older Women: Older chicks are pretty cool. They're like, more sex-perienced or something, huh huh huh huh. Like Stewart's mom, I'd totally do her. AndCher, huh huh huh huh. I totally scored with her.LOL, 69: Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. 69. Huh huh huh huh huh huh.Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!Made of Iron: Me and Butt-Head got thrown around in a tornado, got struck by lightning because we tried to do what thatBen Franklindude did with that kite, and we got turned into werewolves but were, like, all sick and stuff. We're tough, heh heh heh. Although I'm tougher than Butt-Head.No you're not, dumbass, huh huh huh.Manly Facial Hair: Uh, we like, once tried to get beards cause chicks didn't realize how manly we were, huh huh huh huh. But uh, since we couldn't, like, grow them, we made our own beards by cutting off our hair and gluing it on our faces, huh huh huh huh huh. It worked too, 'cause some chicks said they'd do us in ten years if we removed the beards. We should be scoring any day now...Meaningful Name: Like I already said, Butt-Head really is my name, huh huh. What makes it cool is that I'm named after something I think is really cool, which are butts, and the thing I'd be getting from chicks if Beavis didn't always ruin it for me, which is head.Heh heh, you said "head", heh heh heh...Men Don't Cry: Because then they'd be wussies, huh huh huh huh. Like Beavis. He was crying that one time.Damn it, Butt-Head, I was NOT crying!Metal Head: Heh heh,Metallicarules!Metal Scream: Heh heh, I can do that. Check it out. Ahem...BUTT-HEAD SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSSS! (Butt-Head smacks him) OW!Shut up, Beavis!Minor Living Alone: We, like, have our own house and stuff, huh huh huh. Because we're like, real smart and don't need to live with our parents like most people our age or something. And because Beavis' mom is a slut, huh huh huh.Shut up, Butt-Head!Mistaken for Profound: Me and Beavis went to this coffee place, once, where, like, all of these people thought Beavis was good with poetry, because he drank a lot of cappuccino and started yelling about his "bunghole". That was cool.Um, heh heh. Oh yeah,sorry about that.Mister Seahorse: Um, this one time, I thought I was pregnant, heh heh. But it turns out I just had to poop real bad, heh heh heh.Mouse Trap: Uhhh, we had one of these things once, which we tried to use after a rat ate our nachos. We tried to set it, but Beavis kept screwing up and caused it to snap on his fingers, huh huh huh. And his feet. And his nose. And his ear. And his butt, huh huh. And his...Mushroom Samba: This one time, me and Butt-Head were stuck in the desert, and I ate this cactus thing. Then there were all these weird colors and shapes, heh heh. And it sounded just likeWhite Zombie!My Life Flashed Before My Eyes: Uh, this, like, happened to me one time when I was dying to death in the desert and stuff, huh huh huh. I like, saw me and Beavis watching TV and I realized that my life was cool. Uh huh huh huh huh.Heh heh, yeah, yeah! Me too! Only I was, like, a sperm! And I scored, heh heh heh heh!Nerds Are Virgins: Huh huh huh huh. Yeah, that's Stewart. He's, like, really into video games and thatDungeons & Dragonscrap that all those nerds like. And he's a real wuss, huh huh huh huh. He's never gonna score!Never My Fault: Uh, I've actually come really close to scoring a bunch of times, huh huh huh. But then this dillweed always goes and screws things up and scares the chicks away. Which sucks, huh huh huh.Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.Nightmare Fetishist: Dead things are cool, uh huh huh. We also looked pretty cool that one time, when we tried to become werewolves. Even though we didn't score. That sucked.Not Allowed to Grow Up: So uh, we were teenagers in the 90s, and then we were sucked into this big butthole, and we're, like, still teenagers now. Uh huh huh huh. We're immoral. Huh huh huh.That's pretty weird, but also kinda cool, heh heh. Hey, Butt-Head. What about when we were still teenagers back in, like, 2009 or something?Dammit, Beavis! Stop trying to, like, outsmart me, and let me do all the talking. Uh huh huh.Ohh yeah, heh heh, right. But wait, isn't there that other world where we did grow old and you became fat and (Butt-Head smacks him) AHHHHH!Dammit, Beavis, I told you to shut the hell up already!Oblivious to Hatred: Huh huh, Todd's cool. Even when he kicks our asses.Heh heh, I think he likes us.Onion Tears: One time, I got, like, an onion in my chili dog, and it made my eyes hurt, heh heh. Butt-Head kept telling me I was crying, but I wasn't!You were crying, huh huh.I was NOT crying! I'm serious...Our Werewolves Are Different: One time, after seeing thatTwilightmovie, me and Butt-Head tried to become werewolves, so we'd get tons of chicks. But this homeless dude just bit us andwe got really sick and covered in these sores and stuff, heh heh.And we still didn't score!Pyromaniac: Yeah, yeah, FIRE! FIRE! Yeah...heh heh. I burned down a comedy club once, butthey don't show that one, anymore.Raging Stiffie: Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!Heh-heh-heh heh heh heh! Boioioioioioing!Red Oni, Blue Oni: Uh, I'm like, really calm and rash-anal and stuff, huh huh huh huh. But Beavis here, he's a real dumbass, huh huh huh. Sometimes I gotta smack him around to make him settle down or something. He'd like, die in a ditch if it weren't for me, huh huh huh.Refuge in Audacity: Um, what? Heh heh heh.Saw "Star Wars" Twenty-Seven Times: Uh,Star Warsis pretty cool, huh huh. But, uh, we didn't see it that much. Beavis did watchBackdraft27 times when it came out though.Heh heh, yeah! Fire, FIRE! Heh-heh-heh-heh heh heh! Whoa! I gotta go watchBackdraftagain.Screams Like a Little Girl: Huh huh huh. Beavis screams like a chick. Uh huh huh huh.Shut up, Butt-Head! At least I can scream. Heh heh. *smack* AAAAAAAAAAHHH!Huh huh huh. You're a wuss, Beavis. Uh huh huh huh.Sdrawkcab Speech: Heh heh, I'm actually pretty good at this. Check it out: Drah eeduts dna jelloc oot ohg doosh law ooy.noteYou all should go to college and study hard.That's pretty cool, Beavis.Yeah. Heh. Check this one out: Efil ruoy niur lliw seport vt.noteTV Tropes Will Ruin Your LifeHeh heh.Shown Their Work: Um, one time, me and Butt-Head were at this monster truck show, and they like ran over stuff like cars andour teacher, heh heh heh, that was cool. Then when they got to the porta-potties, this big fart came out,and Butt-Head saidit was Sterculius, the Roman god of feces.Heh heh, yeah, we didn't make him up. He was like pissed off that they ran over the porta-potties,so he took a dump on all of us. Um, hey Butt-Head, heh heh.How did we survive that?Becausewe're so cool. At leastIam. Huh huh.Signature Laugh: Uh huh huh huh huh...Heh heh heh heh heh heh...The Slacker: Yeah, well, if you're one of those dudes that are into doing homework and stuff, you're a dork, uh huh huh.The Sociopath: Uhhh, I still, like, don't know what that word means, but I'm apparently one of those according to the school psychiatrist, huh huh. But, uhhh, I don't care about her or what she thinks, uh huh huh huh. I don't care about anyone.Son of a Whore: Beavis's mom is a slut, huh huh.Shut up, fartknocker.Stacy's Mom: More likeStewart's mom, huh huh. Like she's what people lately call a MILF and I dunno what it means but I'd do her. Huh huh. Also, I, like, had a cool dream about Beavis' mom where she was all naked in the bath and she let me check out her thingies.Shut up, Butt-Head! Heh heh.The Stoic: Uh, it's like I'm...dammit I already told you, I'm like, really calm and rash-anal and stuff, huh huh huh, and I like, uh...don't stop being that way. Even when something pisses me off. Like what you're doing right now. So cut it out, buttmunch, before I kick your ass.This Is Gonna Suck: We, like, know when stuff is gonna suck ahead of time, huh huh huh huh. And then they, like, do.This Loser Is You: Uh, like, you're a loser and you suck. Huh huh huh. But if you, like, act like us, then you'll suck a little less maybe.Toilet Humor: Heh heh heh, I really like it when people say "poop". (higher pitch) "Poop." Heh heh heh heh.Toxic Friend Influence:I'm cooler than Beavis, so he, like, needs me around so he won't be a dumbass, uh huh huh. This one time, this old dude named Charlie showed me what it'd be likeif I wasn't born and stuff. Beavis was even more of a dork, because I wasn't there to keep him from being a dumbass.We're both also, like, really bad influences on Stewart, heh heh. Hey Butt-head, remember when we got him in trouble for making him show us porn on the school computer?Yeah, that was cool, uh huh huh. Then there was that time we framed him for couch fishing. Uh huh huh huh huh, heh heh heh heh heh heh....Trademark Favorite Food: Nachos rule! Heh heh. Oh yeah, and so are tacos, huh huh. One cool things about school, is that they have kick-ass tacos.Ultimate Job Security: Huh huh, that manager dude we're always working for at Burger World is always getting pissed off at us, but he, like, never fires us. Because we're like, too cool or something.Heh heh heh, yeah. And then there's Anderson. We're always breaking and stealing his stuff, heh heh heh heh, and I like to, heh heh heh heh, go to his tool shed and, heh-heh heh heh heh, spank my monkey. Heh heh heh. Which pisses him off. But he, like, always still hires us for stuff, heh heh heh. Because he's old and thinks we're other kids.Unusual Euphemism: Heh, heh, sometimes, I call my nads, "bonbons". I guess I'm by myself when that happens. [Beat] When is that tropes thing gonna start? [Beat] Oh, you meanyou got the part about the "bonbons"? Huh. Shoulda warned me about that.Beavis, you dumbass! It's on TV Tropes. Everybody's gonna know, huh huh. "Bonbons!"Vitriolic Best Buds: I'm way cooler than Beavis, uh huh huh. But, like, I let him hang out with me because he's one of the only other people I know who actually does something cool once in a while. Sometimes I still have to kick his ass to teach him a lesson whenever he's a dumbass, huh huh.Yeah, heh heh, like, Butt-head and I kick each other's asses a lot and stuff, and we're always insulting each other. But, like, we're the only cool people in Highland besides Todd, so we're pretty much stuck hanging out together, heh heh.With Friends Like These...: I let Beavis hang around, because he makes me look cooler and stuff. But his buttmunch ass makes it hard to score, huh huh.Your Mom: Uh huh huh. Hey Beavis. Your mom's a slut. Uh huh huh huh.Heh heh, oh yeah. Um, wait. Isn't your mom a slut too?WHACK!Shut up, fartknocker!"YOU WILL GIVE ME TP!"What the hell is this crap? All they did was make us talk and stuff! Heh heh.Yeah, huh huh huh. Talking sucks. Uh huh huh huh.Whoa! Heh heh. Check it out, Butt-Head.Beavis notices a conveniently placed stash of soda near the couch. He shotguns several cans in rapid succession. Mere seconds later, he begins to twitch, writhe, and mutter incoherently.Uh, Beavis? Uh huh huh huh.Beavis continues twitching.What the hell's your problem, asswipe? Huh huh.Beavis stands up, pulls his shirt collar over his hair, and raises his arms.I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! Heh heh. YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE, AND NOW YOU MUST PAY! Aaaaaah. Heh heh. MY BUNGHOLE WILL SPEAK, NOW! Heh heh. YOU WISH TO LEARN OF THE BUNGHOLE? YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! Try as you may. Heh heh.YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR TROPES! AND TP!Artistic License – Geography: I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA, INNICARAGUA!It's actually inPeru, dumbass. Uh, huh huh huh.Berserk Button: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!Black Speech: AaaaaaYYYYEEEEEAAAyyyyyaH OHLaAHHlAaAH!Body Horror: I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!Body Motifs: THERE IS NO BODY! THERE IS ONLY THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!The Dreaded: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!Fighting from the Inside: Why does everybody wanna see my schlong? Heh.Gratuitous Spanish: Español? ES BUNGHOLE! HABLA BA HABLA! I COME FROM NICARAGUA! FROM LAKE TITICACA! WHERE WE HAVE NO BUNGHOLES!AGUAFOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"I Am" Song: BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE NO BUNGHOOOOOOOOLE! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIOOOOOOOOOOO!Is That a Threat?: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! YOU MAY TAKE ME, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY BUNGHOLE!Large Ham: I DO NOT NEED THIS "HAM". I NEED TP!Mind Screw: I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE! WE SHARE BUT ONE BUNGHOLE! YOU ARE A BUNGHOLE! And so am I! Heh. There will be more bungholes after me! FOR I HAVE CORNHOLIO IN MY BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh, that was pretty cool.Must Have Caffeine: I WANT ALL YOUR SODA! Heh. AND CRAPPUCINO!Do it, brother Beavis! Huh huh huh.Mooning: WOULD YOU LIKE TOSEEMY BUNGHOLE?!Uhh! Dammit, Beavis! No one wants to see your butthole! Uh huh huh huh.Nightmare Fetishist: YOU ARE NOT SAFE FROM THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS! Whoa, heh heh. That'd be cool.No Indoor Voice: YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!Oxymoronic Being: I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! FOR I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE! IN THE LAND I COME FROM, WE HAVE NO BUNGHOLES! I AM A BUNGHOLE, AND SO ARE YOU! SOON, WE WILL ALL BE BUNGHOLES!Paranoia Fuel: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! RUN AS YOU MAY!Split Personality: Heh heh. What happened? Heh. Cool, soda! Heh heh. Mine! Heh heheh{Beavis finds and drinks another soda, which kicks him back into gear.} RAAAH! I AM CORNHOLIO! Heh. MY BUNGHOLE HAS RETURNED! Um, okay, heh heh. KanDOfRAhaHAhaHAHblahBLAH!Sweet Tooth: Do you have any candy? Heh heh. I NEED ROLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE!Talkative Loon: MY BUNGHOLE, IT GOES RAP-PAH-PAH-PAH! AND ONE FOR YOU! PRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAFFFF!Toilet Humor: Do you have any Oleo? I NEED OLEO FOR MY BUNGHOLE!Toilet Paper Trail: I MUST HAVE TP! Heh heh. THE TP WILL FOLLOW ME!Cornholio leaves the living room babbling gibberish and goes outside, into the middle of the road.I AM-AAAAAAAOOOOW!Beavis gets hit by a car just as he walks across the roadOOOOOOW! OW! OW!Whoa! Uh huh huh. That was cool.Butt-Head continues to laugh at a moaning (and laughing too) Beavis' misfortune asepic rock musicplays. End segment.


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NOW TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN, TAKE A SEAT, AND KEEP SCROLLING DOWN MY PAGE AS YOU GAZE UPON A SLIVER OF SURREPTITIOUS ERUDITIONS THAT SAGES AND CULTS HAVE CLAMORED IN DESPERATION FOR! MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE WHILE I GET A NICE, WARM, GLASS OF LEAD-BASED PAINT. EVERGREEN'S MY FAVORITE.SO ANYWAY: I'VE BEEN RESIDING IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM FOR EONS, LONG BEFORE YOUR MEAGER UNIVERSE CAME TO FRUITION. WHILE I COULD INTERACT WITH YOUR UNIVERSE EVERY NOW AND THEN BY TRICKING ONE OF YOU PEONS INTO GIVING ME YOURBODY, I WAS UNABLE TO TRULY ENTER YOUR DIMENSIONAL PLANE, AS YOUR REALM CANNOT COMPREHEND MY EXISTENCE! BOY OH BOY, HOW I LONGED TO BE "PART OF YOUR WOOOOOORLD!".THEN ONE DAY, THIS UNFORTUNATE HUMAN NAMED STANFORD PINES CAME HERE INTO GRAVITY FALLS RESEARCHING ALL THE CRAZY STUFF GOING ON AROUND HERE. I ASSURE YOU IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I USED HIM LIKE A PAWN (I WISH I COULD DO IT AGAIN, TRICKING HIM WAS SO MUCH FUN!) AFTERWARD, I FINALLY GOT THE BRAINIAC TO BUILD A PORTAL! HA! ALL FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON! SADLY, HE SHUT IT DOWN! OH, I WISH I COULD TEAR HIM UP LIMB FROM LIMB!SIXER'S BROTHER, FEZ CAME ALONG WITH HIS NEPHEW AND NIECE, PINE TREE AND SHOOTING STAR! I INSIST CALLING THEM THAT. THEIR REAL NAMES ARE REALLY STUPID. PINE TREE FOUND ABOUT ME ONCE AND GOT IN MY WAY. I THANKFULLY RETREATED AND THEN I POSSESSED HIM! BURNING, STABBING AND PUNCHING IS JUST SO MUCH FUN! HA HA HA HA! HE THEN HAD THIS RIFT FROM A PORTAL AND BY USING HIS SORRY SISTER AS A PAWN, I TOOK OVER THE WORLD!...AND THEN I GOT FOILED. WHAT'S LEFT OF ME IS PROBABLY STUCK IN A STATUE COLLECTING MOSS IN THE MIDDLE OF OREGON. BUT AS FAR AS THISGLORIOUSLY LIFE-RUINING WEBSITE IS CONCERNED, THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! AND IF YOU DARE MENTION IT TO MY FACE,I MAY JUST HAVE TO REARRANGEYOURS. BUT THE POINT IS, I'M BACK TO WRITE MY PAGE! AND JUST KNOW,I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.MY VERY LOVELY TROPES:Ancient Evil: LOOK THROUGHOUT YOUR PUNY RACE'S HISTORY, SUNNY JIM. I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES, FAR BEYOND WHAT YOUR MIND CAN COMPREHEND! HA! SURE GUYS LIKEPURPLE PUSSAND THATTERUMI CHUMPMAY HAVE GOTTEN A HEAD-START ON ME, BUT LOOK AT 'EM NOW! ONE KEEPS GETTING DUMPED BY HIS "GIRLFRIEND", AND ONE GOT BEATEN BY A WALKING CLICHE! AS FOROL' ROCKYTHERE, I'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO MESS WITH HIM, LEST I BECOME A SCORCH MARK!noteDarkseid: Then you are wise to avoid challenging a true god. Had you failed to heed my warnings, you would have been subject to torment beyond your worst nightmares, broken to the point that not evenyouwould have been able to recover. Such is the will of Dark...*is cut off by a fingersnap*Me:YEEESH, WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN.Apocalypse How: MY BELOVED WEIRDMAGEDDON! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARTY!Arch-Enemy: I'VE MADE A LOT OF THESE THROUGHOUT MY LIFETIME. WELL, AS THEY SAY. YOU KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.Ax-Crazy: YES, YES, I KNOW I'M INSANE AND I'M QUITE PROUD OF IT!Badass Adorable: HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING ME ADORABLE?!Beware the Silly Ones: YOU THINK I'M ALL FUN AND GAMES? HA! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKEWHEN I'M MAD?!Big Bad: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN OF THE WHOLE SHOW!The Cameo: I'VE BEEN AROUND OTHERYELLOW BEINGS WHOSE UNIVERSE POSSESSES A STARK OBSESSION OF HUMOR AND ODDITIES, MUCH LIKE ME! THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT THEY'RE RELATIVELY NORMAL!AND BY THE BY...YOU'D BETTER BUY CRYPTO BEFORE IT STARTS DEFLATING, SUCKERS!Caps Lock: ONE OF YOU EAGER HUMANS ASKED ME ABOUT WHY I TYPED THIS WAY IN MY AMA AND ON HERE! IT'S BECAUSE I THINK IN ALL CAPS!Card-Carrying Villain: LOOK, I ALREADY KNOW I'M A MANIAC. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO KEEP POINTING THAT OUT.Cloud Cuckoo Lander:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?Complete Monster: AND PROUD OF IT!Deal with the Devil:I'LL MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUEIF YOU HELP ME WITH MY PLANS.Demonic Possession: I JUST LOVE DOING THIS! PAIN IS HILARIOUS! TOO BAD FOR THE VICTIM, THOUGH!The Dreaded: EVERYONE IS REALLY SCARED OF ME.NOT SURE WHY.Eldritch Abomination: I AM ONE COMPARED TO YOU PATHETIC HUMANS, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I EXISTED BEFORE YOUR PUNY DIMENSION.Even Evil Has Standards: DON'T ASK SOMEONE IF THEY'RE EQUILATERAL OR NOT, YOU PERVERT!Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HECK EMPATHY EVENIS? I DON'T GET WHY SHOOTING STAR FELT SO BAD FOR TREATING HER BROTHER LIKE A PAWN! I TREATED FORDSIE LIKE ONE AND NOT ONCE DID I FEEL ANYTHING BUT JOY!Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: WHAT DO YOU MEANBAD? OH, COME ON GUYS! I'M HILARIOUS! I'LL TURN THAT FROWN OF YOURS UPSIDE DOWN. LITERALLY.Evil Laugh: HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Eye Scream: STOP GOING FOR MY EYE!Grand Theft Me: I CAN POSSESS THE BODY OF ANYONE I CAN TRIC— I MEANCONVINCETO LET ME INTO THEIR HEAD. OF COURSE, WHILE I GET A KICK OUT OF HOW YOUR MEATSACKSCAN FEEL PAIN, IT'S NOT THE SAME AS MY OWN ALL-POWERFUL FORM.Hypocritical Humor: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A HYPOCRITE CAUSE I CALLED THAT GIRL A MONSTER? SHE'S AN UNNATURAL FREAK!I Just Want to Be Free:MY OLD DIMENSION WASSOBORING AND HADWAYTOO MANY RESTRICTIONS, SO I LIBERATED IT! NOW, I WANT TO FREE YOUR DIMENSION TOO!Lack of Empathy: WHAT THE HECK EVEN IS THAT? IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD ON A POPTART? IS IT THE SAME AS THIS STRANGE THING THEY CALL "GOOEY-ELT"? GENUINE QUESTION.Laughably Evil: YOU SAY I'M EVIL, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT MY LINES ARE COMEDY GOLD!Light Is Not Good: I'M GOLD COLOURED AND EVIL YOU KNOW!The Mad Hatter: I'M CRAZY AND I'M PROUD! AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!ALLOF YOU.My Parents Are Dead: MY ENTIRE FAMILY DIED EONS AGO.BECAUSEIWAS THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!The Nicknamer: I JUST LOVE GIVING EVERYONE NICKNAMES! THEIR REAL NAMES ARE TOO PATHETIC! AND DID I MENTION THAT "BILL CIPHER" IS NOT MY REAL NAME? IT IS BASICALLY A DIMENSIONAL USERNAME, A PRIMITIVE GRUNT DESIGNED FOR YOUR ANALOG EARS! IF YOU WERE TO HEAR MY REAL NAME, YOU'D EVAPORATE TO DUST WITH AN EXPRESSION OF HORROR AND ECSTASY ON YOUR FACE! WHICH WOULD BE FUN, BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY RUIN THE RUG!No Indoor Voice: AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M CONSTANTLY YELLING.Omnicidal Maniac:ILIBERATEDMY DIMENSIONAND I WANT TO DO THE SAME TO YOURS!The Omniscient: OH, I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS!LOTS OF THINGS.Only Known by Their Nickname: AS MENTIONED ABOVE, "BILL CIPHER" ISN'T MY REAL NAME. HONESTLY THOUGH, WHO THE HECK THOUGHT AN ANCIET INHUMAN ENTITY LIKE ME WOULD REALLY BE CALLED LIKE THAT?Pungeon Master: YES,EYEDO MAKE QUITE A LOT OF PUNS.Puny Earthlings: FORTUNATELY, YOUR FEEBLE-MINDED KIND LACKS THE ABILITY TO PLAY AROUND WITH THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME LIKE I DO. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO HILARIOUS TO TORMENT YOU; YOUR SHEER, UTTER LACK OF COMPREHENSION. OH, HO HO HO! I CRACK MYSELF UP SOMETIMES.Psychic-Assisted Suicide: I WAS GONNA GIVE PINE TREE'S BODY A GRAND FINALE BY THROWING OFF THE WATER TOWER, SO THE POOR KID DIDN'T HAVE A HOME TO RETURN TO! TOO BAD MY PLANS WERE RUINED BY HIS STUPID, HALF-WIT SISTER!UGH!Reality Warper: AH, MY FAVORITE HOBBY! I DON'T THINK THERE IS A SINGLE THING MORE ENJOYABLE THAT RANDOMLY TURNING OFF THOSE STUPID, MATHEMATICS-BASED ANNOYANCES YOU CALL "THE LAWS OF PHYSICS". OR I COULD JUST SWITCH AROUND YOUR SENSORY ORGANS. OR MAYBE MAKE YOU GROW A NEW BODY PART; THAT'S ALWAYS A HOOT. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN ONLY PRACTISE MY HOBBY IN DIMENSIONS I HAVE BEEN PHYSICALLY SUMMONED INTO.Sadist: PAIN IS HILARIOUS.EVERYONE'SPAIN IS. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, AT LEAST HALF OF THE FUN IN TAKING YOU ON A SMALL TOUR BEHIND THE SCENES AND SHOWING YOU THE ZIPPER IN REALITY'S RUBBER SUIT IS WATCHING YOU SQUIRM. OH, PISH POSH, THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME. JUST GETTING TO RUIN THINGS AND HURTING PEOPLE IS REWARD ENOUGH IN ITSELF.Smug Snake: LET'S SEE. MY COMPETITION IS A BUNCH OF SNOT NOSED BRATS, THEIR GREAT UNCLES AND A GIANT TALKING BABY!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?!The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny:YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! YOURS TRULY ENDED UP GOING UP AGAINST ATALKING SKELETONAND GAVE HIM A BAD TIME INUNDER A MINUTE! UNFORTUNATELY THAT ANNOYING MUTT GOT RID OF ME BEFORE I COULD END HIS MISERABLE EXISTENCEFOR GETTING SPLINTERSIN MY EYE. I HOPE HIS FRANCHISE BOMBS ANYWAY.AND WHADDYA KNOW?THAT METAL-ARMED NERD AND HIS HILLBILLY FRIENDDECIDED TO PIT ME AGAINSTSOMEONE WHO LOVES CHAOS AND MESSING WITH REALITY AS MUCH AS I DO.GET READY FOR THINGS TO GETWEIRD, FOLKS!Villain Song: I WAS ORIGINALLY PLANNING TO CELEBRATE MY INAUGURATION AS GRAVITY FALL'S NEW EL GRANDE ENCHILADA IN STYLE, WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DITTY CALLED "IT'S GONNA GET WEIRD", BUT IT HAD TO BE CUT FOR TIME. SHOW BUSINESS CAN BE SUCH A FICKLE BALANCING ACT SOMETIMES, LET ME TELL YA.Weaksauce Weakness: HAVING ONLY ONE EYE PRACTICALLY MAKES YOU A TARGET! I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. I SHOULD BE LUCKY THOSE BRATS DIDN'T HAVE CRAZY ANIME SWORDS LIKEDOGBOY'S TOOTHORSTRAWBERRY BOY'S OVERSIZED KITCHEN KNIFEORTHAT SWORD THAT TOOK DOWN MY PEER, AKUOR I'D BE REALLY IN TROUBLE!When Dimensions Collide: MY MASTER PLAN IS TO OPEN A GATEWAY BETWEEN MY NIGHTMARE REALM DIMENSION AND EARTH, USHERING IN THE GLORIOUS ERA OF WEIRDMAGGEDON! WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT TOOK OVER 1 BILLION YEARS TO COME TO FRUITION?Would Hurt a Child: AND TURN THEM INTO CORPSES!You're Insane!: PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME THISALLTHE TIME. WELL, IKNOWI AM!AND ISN'T THAT JUST GREAT?!REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!