(It is suggested to read this page in the voice ofAlan Oppenheimer.Mark Hamillisalso acceptable,and so isBen Diskin.noteFrank Langellais fine if you’re into subtlety.)I dare anything! I am SKELETOR!Greetings, pitiful fools out there!I am...Skeletor!The Lord of Destruction, master of Snake Mountain and future ruler of Eternia! Once I was Prince Keldor of the House of Miro, but such a meager title is unfitting for my greatness. My attempts to take the throne have lead to a rather drastic change in my life, transforming me into the man you see before you! For a long time, I have sought to capture Castle Greyskull to possess the powers within. One thing has stood in my way, however . . .HE-MAN ! ! !That... that... do-gooder has thwarted my malevolent efforts time and time again and made fools of my pathetic minions. Mark my words, I WILL conquer Greyskull and use its powers to spread my glorious evil throughout the universe! Not even He-Man can stop me then!(CueEvil Laugh)Tropes associated with me include:Adaptational Badass: Fools! You dare to implyI, Skeletor, am not up to my own measure!? Preposterous! ...That said, you people have had a flattering tendency to depict me in a way more fitting of my magnificence than those pitiful do-gooders would give me. Why, I even score victories over that muscle-headed dolt intwo of themost recent retellingsof my greatness!noteWhat do youmeanIlosteventually?! Bah!Archenemy: He-Man, naturally. His twin sister is this to a lesser extent but she's more of that batbrain Hordak's problem.Awesome Ego: And you better believe I am second to none, as I amtherightful ruler of both Eternia and the universe!Bad Boss: Every single time my minions fail me, I berate them and threaten them with bodily harm, butcan you blame me?Beware the Silly Ones: You dare to call mesillyto my face!? Imightbe prone to the theatrics ofmy positionfrom time to time... but make no mistake about me, fool, I am the deadliest thing on Eternia andIwill claim what is rightfully mine!Big Bad: And very proud of it. Flogg may have thought himself in charge but I was still the big bad.Cain and Abel: My oafish brother Randor is entirely unworthy of the throne! Trifling circumstance allowedhimwhere I rightfully belong, it is only right that I should take what's mine.Card-Carrying Villain: It’s to be expected from the likes of me.Co-Dragons:Can you believe I was forced into cooperating with Hordak by his boss Horde Prime? The indignity!For my own Evil Warriors, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man are my own immediate henchmen.between Evil-Lyn's magical knowledge and Beast Man's terrible strength, there is little on Eternia that can stop my evil plans!Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: I am NO fool, it is a dog-eat-dog world out there and sooner or later someone, eventhatdimwitted sniwey hero, will get wise to see an opportunity to strike at mewhen we are forced to align interests... but, I make sure I will strike first when they least expect it,count on it.The Dragon:Flogg made me his second in command, little does he realise thatI was the one really running the show.Evil-Lyn has consistently proven herself to be my most competent minion and the one I can most trust to execute my orders,her occasional bout of disloyalty notwithstanding.Even Evil Has Loved Ones: I do care about my pets Panthor and Grr. I like them because they are as mean as me.Evil Is Hammy: Ah, yes, I’m very proud of my theatrics.Evil Is Petty: Petty? PETTY?!? There is NOTHING petty about my evil!Evil Laugh: I love to laugh whenever I plot something sinister.Evil Uncle: That bumbling boy Prince Adam is just another pathetic obstacle in my way to the throne. Honestly, it's an embarrassment that we're related.Horned Humanoid: When I'm able to get my hands on greater power still, my magnificent skull often grows horns to show my greatness better than any crown!In the Hood: If I didn't wear my purple hood over my skull, some morons would mistake me for Scareglow.Large Ham: Yes, I admit I can be quitetheatrical.So?Magic Staff: My Havoc Staff is a great reservoir of dark power to work my magic through.In another realm of existence, it serves as atotemto wieldthe Power of Havoc.Red Eyes, Take Warning: When my empty eye sockets aren't so empty, my red eyes properly reflect the evil and power I possess, nyehehehe!Skeletal Appendage:Another version of myselfnot only has aSkull for a Head, but his left arm from the elbow down is skeletal as well. That cursed guardian of Grayskull tricked him into losing the flesh on his arm to the Power of Havoc! But he showed her in the end, as any true Skeletor should!Skull for a Head: And such a lovely shade of yellow too.noteOf course,Frank Langella‘s version of me has a white skull for a head.Trash Talk: One of my many fortes, as my tongue is as sharp as any of my spells or my own strength during a fight! Why, I could write a book about whatyoudon't know.


I'm ready! I'm ready!Good morning,TV Tropesand all who inhabit it! My name isSpongeBob SquarePants! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him onthis page, too!noteSquidward:NO! Don't youdareleave your page, SpongeBob! I mean, I don't leavemine!After anamazing dayat work, I go home and hang out with Patrick. We play all the time! We love blowing bubbles, playing tag, jellyfishing, and so much more! I'm also friends with Sandy Cheeks, and weloveto play karate, or should I say,KA-RA-TAY!She's so sweet and kind. All of my friends are so sweet and kind! I also love feeding my pet snail, Gary. Gary's also one of my best friends, even if he can't talk.BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures intoa cartoononNickelodeon(I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it inTom Kenny's voice, or for Spanish-speaking users,Luis Carreño!T is for Tropes that apply to me-ee!Acquired Situational Narcissism:Being in that Krusty Krab commercialkindagot to my head. I only appeared in the commercial for a few seconds when the commercial lasted around three minutes. I don't think that many people even remembered seeing me.Winning truckloads of cash and becoming impossibly rich caused me to become a big fancy snob and even forget Patrick was my best pal. It didn't last long as all the friends I'd made only liked me for my money. I don't want a rich and fancy life if it makes me forget who my real best friend is.All-Loving Hero: I really love everything and everyone! Do you wanna hang out? We can play tag, blow bubbles, and jellyfish…And Call Him "George": I'm so affectionate to just about everyone! Okay, maybe too affectionate.Annoying Laugh: What do you mean… "annoying"?Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I will admit that I can be distracted sometimes, but... oh, hey, a cookie!Baby's First Words: Mine were "May I take your order?" I also said "Krabby patty!" and "Mmm, yummy!" as an unborn fetus.Badass Adorable: I've even saved the world on quite a few occasions, and I'm themasterof KA-RA-TAY! Okay, so I'm not as good as Sandy or that Liu Kang guy, but I still gotta count, right?Befriending the Enemy: I've done this with Plankton before. Too bad it didn't work out. Nevertheless, there's still some good in Plankton!Berserk Button: I may be a simple sponge with a good heart, but doNOTtake advantage of my kindness. Squidward (and even Mr. Krabs) justhadto learn this the hard way.Beware the Nice Ones: I don'tusuallyget angry, but when I do, watch out. I even choked the life out of Mr. Krabs for not hiring Squidward back over a dime.Born Lucky: Now, I don't wannabragor anything… but good things usually seem to happen to me at random. Guess a positive attitude goes a long way!Break the Cutie:Yeah, it's happened. There was that mean customer who yelled at me over not getting a drink, Squidward playing that nasty April Fool's prank on me (though my bawling helped with a counter-prank), the time Gary ran away from home, and when I even got fired once or twice!I also felt very hurt when all my friends called me… (grunt) "Idiot Boy"!Broken Ace:I've taken and failed my boating test thirty-eight… no, wait… thirty-ninetimes! Wait, that was from a while ago. Now, it's… gimme a second to count… oh. That's a lot.The time Bubble Bass made me think I forgot the pickles, I lost my confidence and forgot loads of things.And when Squidward insulted my artwork, I lost my creative genius and could only do it by the book.Bunny-Ears Lawyer: I REALLY LOVE FLIPPING KRABBY PATTIES!!!! And Mr. Krabs says I'm the best! Anyway, let's go jellyfishing!Captain Oblivious: Oblivious? I don't know what that word means. But now that you mention it, I might have heard Squidward call me oblivious before,so it must be a compliment!Thanks, Squiddy, old pal!noteSquidward:Go away!Captain Obvious: Did you know that tropes are blue?Catchphrase: There's "order up", "barnacles", and my favorite, "I'm ready!"Chaste Toons: Did you know I have not one, not two, butthreewhole nephews?Childhood Brain Damage: How did you know that?!Child Prodigy: I made my very first Krabby Patty back when I was a baby.Class Clown: What? You've gotta be kidding me! I'll have you know that I amindeedaverydecent student. Just ask Mrs. Puff. She knows best!Cloudcuckoolander: I just look at the world in a different way. The best way ever!Comically Missing the Point: I thought this was TV TRAIN, as in a choo-choo train!Companion Cube:I have a spatula named Spat!I also fell in love with a Krabby Patty. It was too perfect to eat. It was weird, now that I think about it.Competition Freak: I got so competitive that I didn't want Squidward to win the Employee of the Month award.Corrupt the Cutie: I've gotten manipulated by a lot of bad guys, especially Plankton when he's tried to use me to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Rude!Cuddle Bug: I love hugging people!Dark and Troubled Past: I have a cousin named Blackjack who always tormented me. He stopped doing it when he was sentenced to 10 years in prison for littering.Determinator: Nothing will stop me from performing my duty for the Krusty Krab, whether it's delivering a pizza or saving Mr. Krabs from an execution! And no matter how long it takes (and how much destruction I may cause), nothing will stop me from getting my boating license!I promise to do my best to keep the Krabby patty formula away from Plankton! And one time when I made a bet with Squidward to not cry for the rest of the day, I managed to hold in my tears all the way until midnight!Depending on the Writer: Huh. I guess writers sure have a hard time portraying me sometimes.For my popularity, the citizens of Bikini Bottom either seem to like me for my kind nature or seem to hate me for being a big goof. Sometimes, I don't think they even know me.When it comes to my fry cooking skills, everyone sees me as either a celebrity chef or just a lowly fry cook.In the past, I was good enough to hold my own against Sandy in KA-RA-TAE (and even beat her), but more recently, Sandy usually wins...easily.Sometimes I'm smart, sometimes… not so much?I can be really civilized, super fancy, and well-organized, but sometimes I just care about having fun!Sometimes, I'm seen as too weak to even lift a twig with marshmallows as dumbbells, but I've also been strong enough to… lift Mr. Krabs off his feet while grabbing him by the neck. Wow.The Ditz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naïve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.The Dog Bites Back:There was the time I got back at Squidward for treating me like his personal slave.There was the time I felt bad for writing stories that ruined the lives of other Bikini Bottomites, but Mr. Krabs took Spat from me and demanded that I write the most outlandish story yet. I did, alright. I published in great detail how Mr. Krabs forced me to write the lies that ruined people, who then took their money back from him.Doing It for the Art: I don't work for the Krusty Krab for money (Mr. Krabs hardly pays me and Squidward anyways), I just love making good Krabby Patties and making everyone happy!Drama Queen: I tend to overreact over the smallest things.Dreadful Musician: I claimed to be a master at the bassinet… apparently, I thought wrong. I do way better on the ukelele, though!Drill Sergeant Nasty: I acted as this when training Gary for the Snail Olympics. Though I was too harsh on poor Gare-bear.Drives Like Crazy: I haven't earned my license… BUT IWILLSOMEDAY!Dude Looks Like a Lady: I bet it's the eyelashes. But do I look like aprettylady?Easily Forgiven: I'm a very forgiving person to people who have mistreated me. Well, maybe too forgiving.Easily Impressed: Oh, I was impressed by Squidward reading a book. Sure proud he knows how to spend his time.Early-Installment Weirdness: My original laugh sounded low and deep instead of the high-pitched one everyone knows me for.Everyone Has Standards:Sure I'm determined to keep the Krabby Patty secret formula from Plankton, but when Mr. Krabs kept scaring him with his fear of whales, I didn't like it and called him out! Too bad I scared off Plankton at the end of the episode while Mr. Krabscompletely got away with it!Sorry, everyone! ("Frankendoodle" taught me to watch myPractical Jokes, too.)It's true that I often feel concerned and worry for Squidward at times, such as when he fainted when I invited him to stay at the pineapple when his house burnt down when he didn't make it out of Hotel Halibut when we were forced to evacuate, and not to mention that Sunday when I tried to get his Sunday papers for him and he called me and Patrick out for stealing his pedicure, and I tried to apologize and offer him a cake as a present. Emphasis on try.Even the Loving Hero Has Hated Ones: While I love everyone in Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright can't is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his tongue to mock me! He's even sat on Plankton once when hewasn'tdoing anything wrong!Evil Laugh: When I met the Strangler.Extreme Doormat: Some people like Plankton say I'm this on occasion. Well, I'm a sponge. I just don't see any reason to be mean.Eye Scream: Sure I tend to get my eyes injured at times.Once I spilled bubble soap in them to entertain some kids. They loved it!I also got mustard and hot sauce in them for fun a few times. It hurt, but it was fun anyway.When I spilled a blob of ketchup and made a mess, I accidentally sprayed my eyes instead.Mr. Krabs once made my eyes burn like they were full of lava thanks to his flashlight.When Patrick and I fled the Toy Barrel, I had a literal eye burn from the sunlight due to spending a long time in the darkness!During the time I got "Stuck in the Wringer", I caught a left black eye.I also accidentally destroyed the entry of Bubble Buddy's hometown, Bubble Town, after getting bubble soap in my eyes.Felony Misdemeanor: A customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a LARGE! I GAVE HIM A LARGE! I soiled the good Krusty Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED— hey, why are you poking me? I mean, it tickles, but what do you mean by an "off switch"?Flanderization: Boy, I've become a LOT more naïve and eccentric over the years. And I also let everyonewalk over me more! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but I and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?For Happiness: I love to make everyone happy!Genius Ditz: I'm very good at math! 2 plus 2 is 4, and 4 is 2… squared.Good with Numbers: If you need change for a dollar, do you want 4 quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or 100 pennies? Or 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 7 nickels, and 10 pennies?Gleeful and Grumpy Pairing: I'm the Gleeful to Squidward's Grumpy. I'm cheerful and optimistic, and I consider Squidward to be my close friend.Grew a Spine: The time Gary got addicted to Snail Bites and I couldn't help but give him more and more until there was none left in the world, Patrick taught me the best way to make him stop was to firmly say "no!"Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: I am yellow and very kind.Healing Factor: Being a sponge, it's obvious.Heterosexual Life-Partners: Patrick is my best friend in the whole wide world! Also, my best friend is Squidward!Horrible Judge of Character: The fandom thinks I'm this about certain people. Come on! Mr. Krabs is such a good boss. Squidward is a good friend! And Mrs. Puff is the nicest teacher in the world!Iconic Outfit: White shirt, brown pants with belt, and black shoes with white socks with blue and red stripes. My pants are as square as yours truly, hence my name!Identity Amnesia: When I ran away from Bikini Bottom after being called "Idiot Boy" so many times, I hit my head and forgot who I was! It was then I assumed the identity of "CheeseHead BrownPants".Idiot Hero: Hey, that's mean!Innocent Blue Eyes: My large blue eyes represent my innocence.Innocently Insensitive: Some feel I ruin everybody's day, mostly Squidward and Mrs. Puff.Jerkass Ball: Looking back, I do regret the times I've become a massive jerk toward the people I care about.I still feel bad about what I did to Gary after I adopted Fluffy as a friend for Gary. Fluffy was therealbad boy and I should've known it!Keet: I'm happy and I'm proud!Kindhearted Cat Lover: Snail lover, actually, wonder what you mean by that. But I do love my pet snail, Gary!Kindhearted Simpleton: Well, I wouldn't say I'm stupid, but while I'm not a genius, I do have a big heart!Loony Fan: I'm a huge fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! And there's Kevin the Sea Cucumber, but he turned out to be a huge jerk!Magnetic Hero: I make friends with almost everyone I come in contact with, including Squidward!Married to the Job: I love working at the Krusty Krab!Mr. Imagination: Imaaginaaations!Multipurpose Tongue: Oh, I can use my tongue for many things! Sandboarding... holding... who knows what?Nice Guy: You know what they say! To get respect, you need to give respect!No Sense of Personal Space: Squidward says that I'm too chummy around him.Nosy Neighbor: Come on! There's no way I would bug Squidward that much!Oblivious to Hatred: What do you mean Squidward hates me?Oh, you mean that? Don't worry, it's no big deal.O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Nice as I may seem, but when there are moments that seem far too uptight, then be prepared for me to go full-on serious mode.Papa Wolf: Don't mess with my Gare-bear!The Pollyanna: Always gotta have an attitude of gratitude!Prank Gone Too Far: I love pranks, but I'm not gonna go around being asadistabout it.noteSquidward:Yeah, yeah, thanks for reminding me.What? I never said anything about you!Prone to Tears: I admit it. I am a crybaby. I once stubbed my toe watering my spice garden and cried for 20 minutes. Apparently, I didn't know I cried longer than that until Squidward brought it up.Rage-Breaking Point: Though I'm usually a good guy when things don't go my way that's when I BLOW MY TOP!Rapid-Fire Nail Biting: I once had a bad habit of biting my nails.Rubber-Hose Limbs: I do this a lot, hence being a sea sponge. In the case of my arms? Hahaha, I guess they're happy!Sarcasm-Blind: Squidward's jokes are funny!Signature Laugh: DAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAH!Small Name, Big Ego: I tend to be full of myself at times.Granted, I'm a sponge and I live underwater anyway.Speaks Fluent Animal: I can speak snail language, though a little bit. It's enough to help me understand Gary.Stalker Without a Crush: Stalker? Oh, don't be silly. I don't stalk Squidward. I'm always eager to know what he's doing.Super Gullible: I tend to believe everything I'm told. Once Squidward told me all of Mr. Krabs' secrets when I was acting manager.Supreme Chef: Oh yes! Everyone loves my Krabby Patties! Even Squidward couldn't resist them!Taking Advantage of Generosity: Sadly, people often take advantage of my kindness. Like that time Squidward wouldn't leave my house to find another job and treated me like his personal slave or that time everyone in Bikini Bottom used my flying abilities to do the simplest tasks like picking out a tie.Took a Level in Cynic: In the later seasons, I've become more aware that life isn't all sunshine and rainbows. I'm starting to see through people's manipulations and I will put my foot down when Mr. Krabs goes too far in his abuse of his authority.Trademark Favorite Food: Krabby Patties! K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y says I!The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Iremember encounteringMermaid MannoteAquaman: It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man!. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the clutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it.If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might've been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.Undying Loyalty: I'm fully dedicated to the Krusty Krab, and Mr. Krabs is a great boss!Unknown Rival: Plankton is also normally a very close friend of mine, depending on if he is trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula again.Vitriolic Best Buds: Despite how much of a grouch Squidward is, he's still a great friend! (Squidward: No! We are not friends, you buffoon!) See, Squidward agrees with me! (Squidward: *sigh* You people really need to come to my page.)Workaholic: I love working at the Krusty Krab so much that I would go insane if I was forced to take the day off or worse, take a vacation.Would Hit a Girl: I mean, ka-ra-tay with Sandy is just a game, right?Well, that's about all you need to know about me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visitSquidward's pagewhen and if you have any spare time! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.Alternative Title(s):Sponge Bob Square Pants Sponge Bob Square Pants


Pictured: Someone who really wishes he wasn't here right now."How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"—Meon my annoying, inconsiderate neighbors.Hello there. My name isSquidward Q. Tentacles, Bikini Bottom's resident artist, clarinet player, andSupreme Chefextraordinaire. My talents would probably be more recognized if it wasn't for my obnoxious next-door neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick, and the fact that I'm forced to spend my weekdays trapped in the prison of high cholesterol that is the Krusty Krab. All I ever want in life is peace and quiet, but between being stuck at that cash register all day and forced to put up with that annoying sponge'soverly cheerful attitude,getting my wish is never easy. Fortunately,even when he finally got his own page here, to my obvious misfortune,he still has to stay on it for the most partwhile I get to keep this oneallto myself. Sucker! I got to admit, that's not so much compared to what Iusuallyhave to deal with.Oh, and if that's not enough, thatstuck-up snobSquilliam Fancysonalways thinkshe can be better than meby showing me up every chance he gets.Served him right when I put together that marching band and blew everyone away at the Bubble Bowl!How about you read this in the voice ofRodger Bumpass, my incredibly talented voice actor? At least it'll be different from thatFrench narratorwho keeps butting in on my everyday life!Artistically unique tropes that apply to me:Abusive Parents: And Grandparents. My mother was rather dismissive of me and even supportedSandywhen she insulted me during "Sportz?". My grandmother wasn't kind to me, either; in "Chum Fricassee", after finding out I've been using her chum recipe wrong, she attacks me by hitting my foot with her walker frequently.Accidental Truth: One time, after SpongeBob's non-stop laughing nearly drove me insane, I lied to him that if he didn't can it with the laughter, he'd blow out his "laugh box" and never be able to laugh again. Too bad it came back to haunt me after I revealed the trick and laughed over it. How was I supposed to know laugh boxes were real?Agony of the Feet: In "House Fancy", that yellow dimwit crushed my foot with a table and ripped off my toenail! Ugh! The internet community was pretty grossed out by that scene, and I can't blame them. As a matter of fact,how did I grow out a toenail?I know we get acloser look sometimes, but...Even to this day, I wonderif it was still worth getting to win against Squilliam.That’s not really somethingI should be having second thoughts about.All of the Other Reindeer: Where do I even begin? Between those moronic neighbors of mine constantly putting me down, my cheapskate boss forcing me to stand at that register all day without any compensation, and the people of Bikini Bottom'sirrational hatred of me(maybe more thanthe other way around), it seems like nobody wants to respect me!Arch-Enemy: I may have flat-out said that I consider SpongeBob to be the bane of my existence, but he's still just a loser irrelevant neighbor. If there's anyone more qualified for this, which may or may not be saying something, it would have to be Squilliam. I can at least remember how longhe'sbeen tormenting me, namely back in high school and for being aSmug Snaketo me.Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: Well not really, I might look blue at first glance, but it's only because I live underwater. When SpongeBob was messing around with his stupid reef blower, he made me turn purple without any water!Animals Hate Me: That yellow idiot's moronic snail actuallyattacksme, and when those morons brought me on their camping trip, I was constantly attacked and nearly mauled to death by a Sea Bear! Although, I guess I did set him off bywearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion and screeching like a chimpanzee.Not Annoying At All Laugh: My laugh isNOTannoying, it's just very honky sounding because of my nose.Anti-Hero: I admit it, I'm rather cranky, sarcastic, and hate everyone around me, but sometimes I show that I'm a good person deep down.Anti-Villain: Don't remind me. Apparently, I'm supposed to be an antagonist just because I despise that yellow doofus, even thoughhekeeps bothering me all the time!Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: There was that time I turned into a giant after SpongeBob and Patrick used too much of the growth spray.Attention Whore: OK fine, when I'm not keeping to myself, I like to demand people's attention by displaying interpretive dancing or playing my clarinet really loudly. There, I said it!Bait-and-Switch Suicide: I don't know why everyone thought I would kill myself when I stuck my head in the oven and put up a birdcage. Let's be honest, as miserable as my life may be,I probably would've done it a long time ago.I've evensurvived plenty of other stuffthatshouldhave killed me. Sometimes I wonder if the sources of my misery, such as those two morons,are actually keeping me alive... For the wrong reasons, of course.Beautiful Dreamer: Or so my neighbors think. I do look very attractive if I do say so myself.Berserk Button: Go ahead, take a wild guess whoand/orwhat. It's not like I care which is worse.Good Neighbor Instinct: Sometimes, I can show that I do care for SpongeBob, like when I tried to make it up to him when he was sad about Christmas. When me and SpongeBob were about to be murdered by the "Hash-Slinging Slasher", I actually hugged him. I did it in fear, OK?Oh, and I schemed with Mr. Krabs to humiliate that buffoon intonevergoing near the hooks again.Harsh? Yes. Possibly life-saving? Definitely.After a rude customer made him cry after we went throughDavy Jones' Lockerto deliver him a pizza, I decided to give him a piece of my mind and knocked that ungrateful jerk out.Born Unlucky: It goes without saying. Will I ever go a day without getting injured, humiliated, or suffering some kind of misery?Break the Haughty: I admit! My arrogance and jerky attitude do get the better of me very, very often!Brilliant, but Lazy: Hey, I CAN win the employee of the month award if I wanted to! I just don't care to do any work because the award is just a big scam! I think even that one time I actually tried to win was just to get back at SpongeBob for going crazy about it.Brutal Honesty: I'm always quick to tell the two imbeciles what they need to hear than what they want to hear, not that's ever going to get through their thick skulls.Bullying the Dragon: Looking back on "The Camping Episode", I regret my decision to deliberately provoke the Seabear! Needless to say,it DIDN'T end well for me!Please don't remind me again! The same can be said for dealing with Patrick's big dumb sister.Burger Fool: Well, that's what happens when you work at the Krusty Krab!Butt-Monkey: I solely exist just to be the show's punching bag. Howwonderfulis that?Cannot Spit It Out: I was forced to apologize to SpongeBob for that cruel April Fool's prank, but I didn't find that easy enough.Cannot Tell a Joke: I'm able to tell a joke, but it falls flat due to my lack of enthusiasm. Oh well.Can't Live with Them, Can't Live without Them: As much as I can't stand that yellow headache SpongeBob, there was a time I did miss being around him. "Squidville" comes to mind.Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: Unfortunately to SpongeBob and Patrick as I have to zip their mouths shut before they could speak.The Comically Serious: Being surrounded by a wacky world full of annoying idiots is so amusing to the viewers. Whatever.Cosmic Plaything: It seems the heavens above created me to be their plaything. You don't know how horrible it is.I may not be a nice person,but it’s still more than I actually deserve, sheesh.Cranky Neighbor: Thanks to living next door to a yellow doofus who will never leave me alone, I'm the most iconic example of this trend. They might as well rename it "The Squidward", but it's usually the other way around.Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass:Who're you calling a moron!?Well, anyway, I'm not exactly the most intimidating guy around, but if I see the Green Sun of Neptune, I turn into a giant feral octopus that is one of the biggest and most dangerous creatures in Bikini Bottom.Deadpan Snarker: I never hold back my sharp wits against those who are annoyingly moronic, especially SpongeBob and Patrick, but their little brainscan't comprehend sarcasm.Dirty Coward: Dirty? Well, excuse you! When the world is so messed up and you’re stuck living with nitwits, I’m only out for myself!The Dog Bites Back: When I'm not on the receiving end of some cruel misfortune, I got one of these every now and then, and it feels so good!One time, Mr. Krabs turned the Krusty Krab into a luxury hotel and forced me into catering to Patrick's every whim citing, "We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request." So I quit and then used the policy against him. That'll teach ol' man Krabs.There was that time when that big oaf Patrick became "king" and demanded that all of the citizens hand over their stuff to him because he and SpongeBob said so. Worse, he demolished my house so he can make a Ferris Wheel. I was the one who got everyone to realize that the pink doofus has no real claim to power, and has no right to boss them around and force them to hand over their stuff to him. When SpongeBob tried to convince me to sign a treaty pledging loyalty to the dimwit, I responded by shoving it into one of his face craters. Take that, SpongeBrain!There was the time Mr. Krabs left SpongeBob in charge as acting manager, and he tried to boss me around. So I told SpongeBob a bunch ofKrusty Krab "secrets", and made him do all the dirty work. After that, Mr. Krabs ended up washing dishes, a random customer frying the Krabby patties, SpongeBob holding a bunch of customers hostage with his silly dancing, and me napping the day away! Best day at work ever!And let's not forget that time I read SpongeBob's diary to everyone in Bikini Bottom all just to get back at him for everything he put me through for 9 seasons. Of course, SpongeBob didn't ruin my day this time,and that only made me the bad guy. But I don't care!It was so worth it!Dreadful Musician: Oh, everyone's a critic. Well, I'll have you know I'm a decent clarinet player. The mood I'm in only depends on how well I play it, not that I sound awful.Emotionally Tongue-Tied: I had so much of a hard time apologizing to SpongeBob for that awful prank I pulled on him that doing so caused my head to explode.Enraged by Idiocy: When you're stuck with two simpletons like SpongeBob and Patrick, yes, you know I'll get mad.Everyone Has Standards: As much as SpongeBob bothers me to no end, I was shocked and disgusted that Mr. Krabs wouldsell his soul for 62 cents.Also, after SpongeBob and I walked through tornadoes and who knows what else to deliver a pizza to a guy, only for him to scream angrily at SpongeBob for forgetting a drink thathe didn't even orderand slam the door in his face, reducing the poor sponge to tears, even I couldn't stand it. Even if he did order the drink and Mr. Krabs might've hung up, that jerk deserved getting knocked out.Flanderization:I got more uh...grouchy as time went on. Can you blame me? Between those two idiots, the entire town of Bikini Bottom failing to recognize my talents, and having to keep working at that grease trap under that cheapskate crustacean, of course I was going to end up a little nastier! Come to think of it, the whole town got a lot worse too. Huh, well that explains why my paychecks were a lot less than usual. Glad that whole fiasco died off and sanity came back to Bikini Bottom.Oh, and this didn't just apply to my behavior.Someone up therethought it would be funny if I suffered more, even if I didn't deserve it! Luckily, that seems to have died down. And thank goodness, because my poor soul couldn't have taken another swipe like that.Foil: You could say I'm the opposite to that cheery, fun-spirited yellow oaf.Freudian Excuse: I had a miserable childhood and I live with idiot neighbors who harass me every day. You can't really blame me for being such a grouch.Friendship Denial: It makes no difference if we're neighbors, that doesn't mean I'm SpongeBob's friend, and I never will be! Sadly,that yellow imbecilecan't take a hint.The Friends Who Never Hang: She’s more of an acquaintance really, but I do rarely interact with Sandy on my own. It might seem strange since she’s easily the most rational and intelligent person I know (besides myself of course),and one of the least irritating, but on the other hand, she’s WAY into extreme sports,and that nitwit SpongeBob almost got himself killed trying to appease her unquenchable lust for adrenaline. She also likes to play god with science,like the time she got me and SpongeBob biologically fused, I’ll never recover from that nightmarish experience. Hmmm…maybe it is better to keep my distance?Get Out!: Whenever SpongeBob and Patrick happen to wander in my house, I always tell them this. Trust me, I deal with this every day.Gleeful and Grumpy Pairing: I'm the Grumpy to SpongeBob's Gleeful. I'm grumpy, cynical, and hate SpongeBob with a passion. We're probably one of the most iconic examples in the new millennium.Green and Mean: Hey, I'm not that bad of a guy! However, my skin color is somewhere in between the aquamarine and teal range, and my "meanness" is more out of irritation rather than villainy.Green-Eyed Monster: So what if I'm envious of SpongeBob and Patrick? It's not like they deserveall the nice stuffthat seems to befall them!Hair-Trigger Temper: I get mad easily, mainly by SpongeBob and Patrick's stupid antics.Hates Being Touched: Unfortunately, my aversion to physical contact doesn't stop SpongeBob cuddling me. Ugh!Hates Everyone Equally: Yes, I really do.It's only personal if you annoy me enough times."I Hate" Song: I hate people so much that I even sang a song about it in one episode! Pretty catchy. You should take a listen to it when you get the chance.Hollywood Atheist: Oh puh-lease! I have no soul. And I don't believe in the supernatural *a hellish background and laugh pop up behind him* Those are just the effects! It's not like it's real or anything!Hypocritical Humor: Almost every barnacle-head in Bikini Bottom likes to get on my case for not having hair. The fact that most of them don’t have hair either flies right over their empty heads.Jerkass: It's really hard to be a nice person when everyone around you is a bumbling idiot.Jerkass Has a Point: It's not hard to understand why I'm not a pleasant fellow. Let me enlighten you.I work at a low-paying minimum wage job, I'm a victim of bad luck, I have two idiot neighbors who bother me endlessly, and Squilliam always rubs his rich lifestyle in my face.You can find my anger and annoyance towards SpongeBob to be understandable considering that he does things like borderline stalking. I even had to report the police on him for that.Unlike SpongeBob, I have a more realistic attitude towards working at the Krusty Krab, since Mr. Krabs is a cheapskate who hardly pays us and treats me and SpongeBob horribly.Oh, and let's not forget how the entire populous of Bikini Bottomirrationally hates mefor some reason. Fine, there may be a few times where I did deserve their hatred, but come on! Sometimes I could just be standing there and they'd act like I was a public safety hazard!Jerkass Realization: I remember that time I pulled a cruel prank on SpongeBob which made him cry. I wasn't proud of that.Jerkass to One: I'm a lot ruder to SpongeBob than I am with others, even Patrick who's just as annoying as him, but only dumber than him. Can you blame me? I not only live next door to him, but we're also co-workers, meaning that I have to deal with him bugging me and tormenting me with his tomfoolery day in and day out.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Sure, I may be cranky, grouchy, short-tempered, and somewhat arrogant, but I can be a compassionate and courteous individual as long as you don't annoy me.Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: Sometimes, anyways. Why would I help someone for free? In "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?", I was the only one who was happy of driving SpongeBob to leave Bikini Bottom and even ruin the others' chances of bringing him back home.At least I don't pretend to feel sorry unlike the others. Then I decided to help bring the yellow twit back...only because Mr. Krabs promised to reward me with a fancy egg I needed for my collection. Too bad that egg broke on SpongeBob's head which brought back his memories. Doooh!Well, if it makes you feel better,I did end up deciding tothrow my brain in the trash.Karma Houdini: I got away with laughing at SpongeBob for his kissy mark he got from his grandma, which is still funny to this very day. I even escaped punishment for taking advantage of his kindness and treating him like a slave (complete withhaving him wear a maid outfit).To be fair, this normally doesn't happen with everything else I do.Lack of Empathy: So what if I'm harsh or uncaring?Laser-Guided Karma: In the old seasons, bad things happen to me because I was being a total jerk. Nowadays, I get unfairly punished. Thankfully these days, it only happens if I really have it coming.Lazy Bum: If you see me at the Krusty Krab, I'm probably taking a nap or reading my magazines. There was one time I wanted to pop SpongeBob's Bubble Buddy for making me provide excellent service!Lean and Mean: I am fairly lean thanks to my having a strict diet and I have no respect for people who like to waste their miserable lives indulging in unhealthy junk like Krabby patties. ... What? What do you mean I love Krabby patties?I hate them!Lethal Chef: I'm a terrible fry cook. There was one time I burnt someone's shake. And don't get me started on that Krabby Patty I made from "The Algae Is Always Greener".notePlankton:Squidward!Limited Wardrobe: Oh please! The only clothing I have on me is just a shirt!No Matter How Much I Beg: I'm theTrope Namerfor this in "The Paper" and I also provide the trope's quote page. For context, I told SpongeBob over and over not to give me the gum wrapper I threw away. Then SpongeBob does all of the impressive things with the paper and I traded all of my possessions just to get it back, only to find out I couldn't do anything SpongeBob did with it!What a bummer.Never My Fault: Okay,so maybe I potentially brought my misery on myself for not being a particularly nice person,but as time went on,things just ended up getting so blown out of proportionthat I reallydidn'tdo anything to deserve it.Or at least not enough.Non-Action Guy: I'm not really athletic like the rest of the characters, but that's okay because I prefer playing my clarinet. Why would I bother getting myself injured doing all of these crazy stunts anyways?No-Respect Guy: I'm perhaps the most rational person in the series and everyone treats me like dirt.Non-Indicative Name: Don't let my name fool you; I'm an octopus, not a squid.Not So Above It All: Okay, I'll admit. There are times I partake in SpongeBob's tomfoolery, and I'll end up taking the games too seriously, ruining them for everyone else.One-Track-Minded Artist: All of my glorious art is focused on me. And only me!Only Sane Man: Knowing that I'mSurrounded by Idiots, especially if those idiots are SpongeBob and Patrick, I'm usually the most mature and rational person in Bikini Bottom.Okay, maybe notall the time.Pet the Dog: I do have my moments of compassion for others. Yes, even SpongeBob. The most famous example is when a customer drove SpongeBob to tears for forgetting his drink, and I stood up for the little guy and shoved the Krusty Krab pizza down that jerk's throat for good measure.Perpetual Frowner: With how I'm treated in Bikini Bottom, it's hard to smile. Am I sure?Does this look unsure to you?*frowns* ... Speaking of which,that moment seems to have gained some kind of following, hasn't it?Red Oni, Blue Oni: Not in a literal sense since I'm more aqua colored while SpongeBob is, well, yellow, but I'm the blue to his red. I am far more serious and logical than that obnoxious and impulsive hooligan.Sadist: I always get my kicks out of the pain, suffering, and embarrassment that happens to SpongeBob and Patrick.One time in "The Camping Episode", when the dummies were going out camping, I thought of how satisfying it would be when they get lost in the woods and never came back. It turns out they're camping close to the neighborhood!I even enjoyed humiliating SpongeBob in "Fools of April" and "Little Yellow Book", though in the former, I felt awful about going overboard with thatprank, but not so much about the reading his diary! Hahaha!I took it to a new level in "Sportz" when I got fed up with the two's usual stupidity and invented a sports game where the numbskulls are on the receiving end of injuries, but must go by the ritual "No pain, no game", all in an attempt to get them murdered!Sanity Slippage: Unfortunately, there are times when I'm not sane, like that time when I was put in charge of the Krusty Krab, though I decided to take a day off. After going back and forth to the Krusty Krab to check on SpongeBob, I slowly became insane and locked myself in my house so I won't have to go back to check on SpongeBob. Then I finally snapped when I hallucinated SpongeBob in the drain of my bathtub and I ran back to the Krusty Krab to catch up to him while in the nude. That was one moment I'd like to forget.Seven Deadly Sins:Wrath, yes. Maybepride, but you try not to be angry when you'reSurrounded by Idiots(see below).Slobs Versus Snobs: Snobs? You could've put a better word to describe me! Just look at Squilliam! Nonetheless, I fit the latter as I am very sophisticated and dignified unlike SpongeBob and Patrick who are a whole lot stupid and obnoxious.Smart Jerk and Nice Moron: As you can tell, I'm the Smart Jerk to both SpongeBob and Patrick's Nice Morons, as I am far more intelligent and rational than the two hooligans can never be.The Snark Knight: I'm always sarcastic in a messed-up world. It's how I cope, really.Straw Loser: It seems that I was created to be a punching bag just to make SpongeBob and Patrick look like winners.Strong as They Need to Be: I'm not known for being physically strong, but there was one time I lifted up and moved my house.Supreme Chef: I'm far from a good fry cook like SpongeBob (which I really don't care about anyways), but I happen to be great at conventional baking, such as casseroles and soufflés.Surrounded by Idiots: Let's face it, everybody in Bikini Bottom is a complete moron. The only people I don't have a problem with are Sandy, Pearl, and Mrs. Puff (who also hates putting up with the yellow doofus).Those Two Guys: I'm sometimes paired with Mr. Krabs, especially in earlier seasons as we're both adults unlikeSpongeBob and Patrick.Throw the Dog a Bone: When I'm not being tormented every single episode, there are a few ones where I actually got a happy ending. "Band Geeks" is my prime example. Eat that, Squilliam! SpongeBob even gave meabs when I was a superheroand even when I was unwillingly turned back to normal!Yank the Dog's Chain: I'm a constant victim of this too, unfortunately. Whenever something good actually does happen to me, it usually only lasts for a while right before something random ruins it for me. Sometimes,even those two nimrods don't want me to stop enjoying myself.Trademark Favorite Food: Canned Bread is my favorite food. And I also like smoked sausages, which is not a coincidence they are shaped like my nose.Ultimate Job Security: I may very well be the trope of never being fired regardless of how poor I do my job, which I really don't care at all because I reallyhatemy job at the Krusty Krab. I can't stand the customers who buy such low-quality food, and I'll haveSpongeBobdo all of the work while I nap. To tell you the truth, I actually wanted to get fired, but sadly, that will never happen. As you learned from "SpongeBob, You're Fired," the reason Mr. Krabs fired him instead of me, despite the yellow numbskull being a better employee than I am, is because I have seniority.To be fair, I have tried quitting. Many, many times. But,somehow, I always end up back at penny-pincher central.The Unapologetic: When I made SpongeBob cry by pulling that horrible prank on him, I felt bad, but I had a hard time apologizing to him. (And thanks to my conscience, I did.) Then I also remember making him cry by reading his work diary, and then hisrealdiary! It was such fun!I didn't even care anymore that the whole town was assaulting me for it.Ungrateful Bastard: It didn't matter if SpongeBob and Patrick did something to make up for ruining my day, I still lash out at them. Sometimes, I'm wrong for this, but in other cases, the nice things they've done for me will ruin my day even further.Throughout "Sponge-Cano", I (rightfully) complained about how I'm not grateful for anything, especially being SpongeBob's neighbor, and that I am the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom (which is true, by the way, if you know how much pain I've been through). At the end of the episode, SpongeBob saved me from falling down the volcano, but I was lying to him about being grateful for his help and only said that just so he can save me.Okay, maybe I only said that I was lying because I was upset about almost getting killed for nothing, losing my house so it could plug up the volcano, and having no choice but to sleep under his roof, but it's not like I'd really thank him.Unstoppable Rage: There are times I get mad whenever SpongeBob and Patrick ruin my day, but there are even times when Ireallylose it when I just couldn't take any more of their antics. Trust me, it's not a pretty sight for them.Vague Age: I'm usually seen as older than SpongeBob due to my maturity, but depending on the episode, I'm either the same age as him or around the middle ages due to my grouchy neighbor status. How unrealistic.Vitriolic Best Buds: Oh puh-leeze, I'm not friends with that obnoxious yellow oaf!Okay, maybe there are times when I sorta like the little weirdo, but he can't know that. At least not if he doesn't already.(SpongeBob: Aw, Squidward! That was touching! I'm so glad we're friends!) What are you doing here, SpongeBob? Go back to your page! You know they won't let you bother me as much here!Whew, good thing that was one of the easier times I've told him. I think I'm gonna like this place just fine. You might as well leave too unless you have any other tropes to add.I heard there are things here that are more harmful to you than me...Alternative Title(s):Sponge Bob Square Pants Squidward Tentacles


I'm a maaaaaaagical princess from another dimension! But you knew that already, didn't 'ya?(If you want to channel the magic of the butterfly princess, try to imagine the page being read byEden Sher;Kana Uedaif you're a Japanese reader; or Agustina Cirlunik if you're a Spanish reader from Latin America.)*A portal in the fabric of reality rips open in front of you. Shortly afterward, a blonde teenage girl holding a bright, glowing wand and a pair of scissors jumps through the portal as it closes*Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! My name is Star Butterfly! Sorry about jumping out at you. It's a long story. I was using my dimensional scissors that my friend Ponyhead gave to me. I wassupposedto be picking up nachos for my buddy Marco! But, I guess I messed up a bit. Now I'm here, in this weird...place with all these words? And what's that text at the top saying Self Demonstrating? The heck is going in here?Oh, wait, I'm sorry, where are my manners! You're probably confused, aren't you? Apologies. Anyways, like I said, my name is Star Butterfly! I'm the princess of Mewni, a far off kingdom from another dimension! I was supposed to take the family wand up and become the new queen, but...uh...well, I don't like to dwell on it. So my parents sent me to this weird place called Earth, where people who look just like me spend their time NOT doing magical spells and rather go to this place called School and do this weird thing called Math. Weird huh? I don't get it! Where are the warnicorns!?But, whatever. Once I was enlisted as a thing called a "Foreign Exchange Student", I moved in with my pal Marco. Marco...is awesome. He's bestest bestest best friend in the world! Or...at least on Earth. My other friend Ponyhead is more my best friend in Mewni. But anyways, Marco is awesome, like I said! He makes nachos, he knowskah-rah-tah(that's how you say it right? And why are those words blue?) and he has feelings for thisotherawesome friend of mine, Jackie Lynn Thomas! I was able to help him get a date or two with her and now their officially boyfriend and girlfriend! BF and GF! But...I dunno, I do feel like Marco could do better.(There it is again! Weird.)Oh, but whatever. Sadly, not everything is great. Recently I kinda had to go back to Mewni with my mom because Toffee was out to get me. ...Oh wait, I never talked about Toffee, did I? Oh my gosh, how could I forget Toffee! Yeah, so, basically I like to fight monsters as a hobby. One of these monsters is this weird ugly bird thing called Ludo. He kinda sounds like my dad if my dad were evil, short and wore rags. We had to team up once to defeat Toffee, who is this evil lizard guy who apparently sounds likean infamous serial killer.I don't hear it. Anyway, he pretended to work for Ludo before turning the tables on him and taking over. He kidnapped Marco andmade me choose between letting him die and destroying my wand.I chose the latter. We got rid of him... or so I thought. Now he's apparently possessing Ludo's body and preparing to come looking for me. Mewni's about to go to war and I need to be there...But, let's not focus on that right now!I think I know how to get out of here. So, I took a look around while I was explaining all that. It says that if I list these things called "troop-ees" about myself, then I might be able to get out of here. Well, okay then. I'm sure I could do that!I mean, anything to get out of here.(Okay seriously, what is this blue text about?}And don't worry about me when I get back. Things might look bad but they always work out in the end. Especially when I'm involved! I'm Star Butterfly! I always win! Right?Right?Trope-tastic TEXT DISPLAY!!!Action Girl: Oh, totally! Even though I kinda find magic to be a bit hard, I've been kicking monster butt for a long time!Alien Catnip: I! Love! Sugar! I put it on everything, even burritos. For some odd reason Marco doesn't like that.Ambiguously Bi: StarFan13 has a crush on me. So what? It's cute! ...Hey, what does "ambiguous" mean anyhow?Attack! Attack! Attack!: Why are so many people always about having to plan out their attacks and stuff? If you see a threat or a monster, just kick their butt!Broken Pedestal: Mina Loveberry used to be my hero! ...But, Marco was right, she is kind of cray-cray.Brought Down to Badass: I lose my wandfartoo many times than I would like to confess. Fortunately, I think I'm still pretty good at whooping butts!Brought Down to Normal:I soon realized that magic has brought nothing but misery to both Mewmans and monsters alike. So, me and my family dipped down and made it gone. Forever.Character Tic: *chewing on wand* Huh?Comically Invincible Hero: Like I said, I'm not too great with my wand. But even without it, I tend to win most fights that I come across, whether it be with magic or hand-to-hand! What can I say? I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat!Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: A lot of people think I'm just a normal everyday girl. And I am! You know, unless you ask for a knuckle sandwich.Determinator: If I have a goal, I aim for it! I once spent up all night trying to find a spell to fix Marco's weird tentacle monster arm! ...It Makes Sense in Context.Dude Magnet: Used to date this one demon called Tom. Now I'm hanging out with Marco! It's great to have so many friends.Easily Impressed: Whoa! What's that thing over there!? Random Trope? Indexes? Forums!? Holy cow, this place has everything! ...Uh, what are they exactly?Even the Girls Want Her: StarFan13 is the second best me I know!Everything's Better with Rainbows: Well, yeah! And sunshine! And puppies! And bunnies and kittens and ponies and sugaritos and nachos and chinese food and-Everything's Better with Sparkles: I love glittery things! But not as much as I love sparkly things!Expy: I've been compared toa certain horned, green-haired princess from another world.Fish out of Water: Eh he he he he he. Uh, when I first came to Earth, things were a little hard to understand. I had no idea what the places history is, what customs they have, what foods the humans enjoy. Thankfully, my buddy Marco helped me with that.Golden Super Mode:So this is what dipping down feels like. Now I know howthose other guys do it.Green-Eyed Monster: What are you talking about!? It's perfectly fine that Marco is dating Jackie! But...really? Why Jackie? I mean, she's awesome and all, but Marco could do SO much better! Like, seriously, just because they've been together since kindergarten doesn't mean that he should just startdatingher. It's just so- ...*sigh* Nevermind. Sorry, I got carried away there.Jackie better be good to you while I'm gone, Marco.Interspecies Romance: Well, I used to date Tom like I said.If it weren't for Toffee coming back and, well...Jackie... Maybe Marco and I could've had something... Much earlier than we did at least.Love Confession:I told Marco that I loved him right in front of everyone. I couldn't just leave to go fight a war against Toffee without telling him how I felt!Magical Girl: Uh, duh!Raised by Dudes: Kinda. I got most of my combat skills from the Mewni royal guards.Second Love:Marco, definitely. Or at least, it might have been if I could have just told him before Jackie and everything else happened.Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: What do you mean nemesis? Me and Brittany are great friends! You know, she gave me a lollipop once! I mean, it was on the floor, already eaten and she said "why don't you suck on this", but it's the thought that counts!Stepford Smiler: Um, nope! I'm perfectly fine! My smiles are always bright and genuine! Nothing fazes this girl! I can handle anything!Marco... Why did I just leave you behind? I need you...The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Ooh,did I ever tell you about this one time I entered a sand-castle contest?! So I was trying to make the perfect sand-castle but then I kept messing it up, and thenthis one kidgot a little peeved at me for ruininghissand castle so I tried to make things better by cheering him up with a good ol' Cupcake Blast! I think it worked. Then things got a little crazy,I might have dipped down and vaporized him and everything around me... but on the plus side, I won! Too bad about the other guy though. Would've been sooo cool if we were friends. Those people running Death Battle are nothing but sadistic bullies.Winged Humanoid: My mewberty wings are growing strong!Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Ireallydon't like it at St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses. They take you and strip you of any individuality you have! Urrgh! Remember, "It's not criminal to be an individual!"*Another portal rips open*Oh hey, whaddaya know? It worked! Well, I gotta go. This was sooo much fun! Let's do this again sometime! See ya again soon! Byeeeeeee!!!


Leader of The Decepticons!(For best effect, read in the voice of Chris Latta, Doug Parker, Michael Dobson, Charlie Adler, Tom Kenny, Steve Blum, Scott Whyte or Billy Bob Thompson)MEGATRON HAS FALLEN!I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW THE HEAD OF TV TROPES!Yes, foolish fleshings, feast your eyes on the true leader of all, ME!...I said, I AM NOW YOUR LEADER!...I see you are failing to grasp your current predicament. Very well, then perhaps I shall regale you with tales of my prominence. I. Am. Starscream, true leader of the Decepticon Army and greatest commander of the Seekers known to all! My origins are rather...hmmmm. Come to think of it,there are quite a few options, aren't there?Well, the most simple of them begins some time ago, on your wretched world in the year 1984. It would seem that there were those who had somehow heard of our exploits from Cybertron, and elected to sell small effigies of our likenesses to you fleshings. They simply chose to do so by exporting small figurines from elsewhere, then renaming them to fit the settings and names of our war. For some reason, theymisconstrued my name as "Ulchtar!"Me! Fortunately, they realized the error of their ways and properly corrected their mistake. From that point forward, you humans worshiped the very ground on which I stood. Somehow or another, you deemed me the greatest of the Decepticons, in no small part thanks to thosebroadcasted recordings of our adventures. Well,a version of them anyway. Nevertheless, you wished for me, Starscream, to be leader of the Decepticons, as you bore witness to my multiple attempts toseize commandfrom that incompetent wretch! Alas, they never seemed to succeed. Perhaps I underestimated his strength, or perhaps that accursed Optimus Prime dared to intervene. But I still continued to function. Well,for a time. YetI managed to cheat death itself, and to this day continue to plot my schemes of conquering the universe and ending Megatron's reign once and for all!I would also wish to note that it was I and I alone who managed to earn himself the rightful place of being the first Cybertronian to earn himself a page on this website. If anyone else does so, it will be automatically inferior to my own, for who could compare to my greatness? And yes, I am well aware thatterrorist leader who sounds conveniently like megot his own page first, but I'm willing to forgive the transgressions of one who clearly recognizes my genius. However, I will take great pleasure in exacting my revenge onthat insufferable Vulcan half-breedwhohumiliated me! And woe befall on thatsnarky paranormal investigatorif he ever dares toshow his face!Furthermore, shouldthat treacherous androidand thatinsolent teenagerwho both made melook foolishdare to show themselves, I will see to it they perish before THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STARSCREAM!!! And don't think I've forgotten about you,pretender! And you best leave your clumsy hands off my page, youaccursed Autobot! And it seems now thatmy former hostis now on here.Great...Now, it would be wise to read the entirety of this page and learn of my greatness.Your lives may very well depend on it.Such tendencies of mine include:Adaptational Badass:Adaptational!?I amalwaysthe greatest of Decepticons! It matters not if I happen to exist incrude drawings,heavily detailed computing,a mix of the two, or in thosecomputergamesas no one, not even Megatron himself, could compare to my greatness!Adaptational Heroism: Ugh. The version of me fromthe first of thatTransformers anime trilogy. That me is a cross between my usual self andthe turncoat Predacon, so in there I'mmean on the outside, but a kind bot at heart.BLEH! I don't care ifthatmade me the show's most popular character! Istillfind it disgusting!The depiction of me in thecomic universeofIDW Publishingisself serving as everbut I do find myself allying with the heroes far more often against bigger threatsand evengave my lifeto ensure Unicron's destruction.Adaptational Villainy: On the other hand, there's thatversion of me who tried to destroy the universe, almost making Megatron look cuddly by comparison. I'm proudly evil, butI draw the line at destroying Cybertron(sans whenpriorityis in need), out ofspite, no less!Agent Peacock: It would seem I will have to remind you of this constantly, so here's where I begin. I am undoubtedly, shall we say, a showoff, but do not assume I can't and will end you. ForI. Am. Starscream.Back from the Dead: Strangely enough, this seems to be a habit for me. Perhaps Primus is either recognizing of my brilliance, or is trying to play a cruel trick of fate. Either way,STARSCREAM LIVES FOR ETERNITY!Thathuman drivel you fleshlings seem to obsess oversaw me return from being blasted into ashes after Unicron brought back Megatr—er, Galvatron. Not even he could end me! (For the record, how was I supposed to know there'd be a giant robotic planet out in space resurrecting my fallen leader!? I thought this would be easier than shooting cyberducks in a barrel!) On that note, Cyclonus and Scourge did make for excellent hosts... that buffoonWaspinatorserved his purpose for a time, but there was something rather unusual about his cerebral cortex. Quite resilient for a weakling if I might add. Oh, and because I amsomehow obligatedto appease the humans who worship me, yes, apparently the hairy namesake of that wretched Optimus explained my spark was indestructible.Then you fleshings had to go andallow me to get humiliatedby thoseparanormal investigating humans! I was sohumiliated.Strangely, my infamous exploits in thatunusual rodent'sstorieshad me brought back after I slaughtered nearly everyone. Worst yet, Megatron made me his mindless slave! Me!It seems this happened to mea few timesin that one tale.Oh, the humiliation doesn't end.That one version of medied more times than I care to count. Indestructible, my servos! AND WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKETHAT YELLOW CREATURE EVERYONE IS OBSESSED OVER!Bad Boss: WHAT?!?! I AM NOT! I just refuse to tolerate insubordination, that's all! I didn't scheme my way to becoming Decepticon leader for nothing! I expect my underlings to do as I command, and if they don't, I WILL USE THEIR LIFELESS SHELLS AS MY THRONE! *ahem* If there is one thing Megatron and I actually agree on, it's that you cannot lead the Decepticons effectively through kindness and compassion. A successful Decepticon leader teaches his minions respect through fear, out of concern for the consequences of disobedience.Be Careful What You Wish For:I actually succeeded in becoming the ruler of Cybertron once. It wasn't nearly as fun I was liked. I only thought about the power of the position,not the work I'd have once I got it.Berserk Button: Do. Not. Threaten. My. Position! EVER! Disagree with whether or not I can successfully lead the Decepticons all you like, but insinuate that I am even incapable of commanding the Seekers? YOU WILL BE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB!It seems one of myalternate selveshad this issue when that annoyingly logical Shockwave came by and started acting like he ran theNemesis. As if that pathetic suck-up wasn't bad enough, but to force my counterpart to share command duties? I would have scrapped him myself if this Megatron wasn't so...frightening.Big Bad Wannabe: I amnota mere "wannabe", you ignorant waste of atoms! I am the rightful heir to the throne of the Decepticons! ...Okay, I admit, my ambitions are a little stronger than some other Decepticons, but at least I'm not trying to hide them!Boss's Unfavorite Employee: Somehow, Megatron always wants to scrap me and very few others. Soundwave and Shockwave? He wouldn't dare touch them. The other troops? Only if they cross him. But every single time I so much as enter the room, I'm immediately in his crosshairs.Bullying a Dragon: There are times when I find my tendencies of betrayal don't work out so well. Megatron may be intellectually inferior to yours truly, but physically? That's another tale I care not to discuss.Butt-Monkey: Firstly, I am not an inferior primate, nor do I resemble anything closely related to a tailpipe! I'm just...resilient! Yes, resilient!Megatron may harm me as often as he wish, but I am— (gets punched by Megatron) —just going to lie here and beg for mercy for a while...! Oh great now the fleshbags have added in their"karma"just to rub it in!Came Back Wrong: Why does my resurrection as a mindless servant at Megatron's leisure happen so frequently? I amnothis subservient stooge!Can't Kill You, Still Need You: This is one reason Megatron hasn't scrapped me, besides the obvious fact that I can't actuallybescrapped. While I seek nothing more than to become the Decepticon leader myself, I am often an effective lieutenant when I'm forced to toe the line. Indeed, if that bootlicking Soundwave isn't the one to wield Megatron in his laser rifle mode during a battle, it's usually me!Card-Carrying Villain: And quite proudly! I would never stoop so low as to be "good", especially where those pathetic Autobot scum are concerned. Evil is in my nature!Cassandra Truth: Do you know how many times I've told Megatron there's a far more efficient strategy to destroying the Autobots, only to be brushed off? I have been forced to stop keeping count.Character Tic: Evidently, the effigies you make of me tend to look rather different from time to time. I mean,how many of them have you made?Regardless, it seems one version fromthose brilliant mindsalways changed physical appearances a great number of times.Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: No matter who stands in my way, betrayal is inevitable. I will not allow anyone, especially Megatron, to stand in my way of ruling!Co-Dragons: In spite of my more...rebellious tendencies, I hold authority in the Decepticon ranks second only to Megatron (for now). That being said, those lecherous loyalists Soundwave and Shockwave still hold equal standing. I will have to deal with that once Megatron is destroyed.Complete Monster: Oh yes. There are a few versions of me out there who are so despicable, even I am appalled by their actions. Such asthat version of me who is willing to blow up the universe.Composite Character: The dub of theUnicron Trilogydoes this to me and everyone else with the dub ofTransformers: Cybertron, since the original version had no connection to the previous two series. As a result of the two unrelated continuities being connected, two different versions of me were combined into one character.Cool Plane: Truly you think so little of me to not recognize this as part of my motif?Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Though you may think of me as a coward (and to those who do,I will dispose of you later), I am a brilliant scientist with plenty of combat and strategical experience. If anything was to go wrong, I will find a way to scheme my way out of it. Rememberthe Combaticons? I made them just because Megatron had the nerve to kick me out! Well who was laughing then, Megatron? ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wait, didn't the Stunticons foil that scheme? SCRAP!Deadpan Snarker: I'm not shy to snidely remark on how poor we are performing in this war. It's just that Megatron fails to recognize my criticisms. And they say I'm the one with the ego problem.Decomposite Character: When thatyellow little annoyancemy creators won't stop fawning overgot his own movie, they kept me involved. Yet, for reasons I couldn't understand, they took that idiot Blitzwing and made him look like me.LIKE ME!WHY? HE IS INFERIOR TO ME! I AM THE ULTIMATE POWER! I...wait,he died?Heh. Serves him right.The Determinator: Destroy or beat me all you wish. I won't stop until I, Starscream, claim leadership ofTHE DECEPTICONS!Did You Just Scam Cthulhu?: In testament to my skills as rightful Decepticon leader, I managed to outwit that fool Unicron himself! I promised him to deliver a new body, but when I was unable to move thanks to those accursed Autobots, I convinced the giant to grant me life once again. Then I left him to perish! Alas, my time amongst the living may have been short lived thanks to Galvatron, but even he couldn't boast to fooling such a horror.Dirty Coward: I like to stay quite polished, thank you very much! However, I am least well aware enough to leave once myglorious leader's brilliant planfalters. Is it any wonder this war isn't over?The Dragon:Dragon.Hmmmmm. Idolike the sound of that. But this will soon be inaccurate, for once Megatron is destroyed, I WILL RULE THE DECEPTICONS!Demonic Possession: If I perish, there isn't any bot out there that I won't take over. Hmmmmm. Perhaps Megatron may make a suitable host yet...Even Evil Has Standards: I will gladly betray Megatron or any other petulant peons to get what I deserve, but if Cybertron itself is at death's door, I will work to save it regardless.Depending on how I feel.Evil Genius: More so than thatpathetic brown-noserSoundwave, if I might add.Evil Is Not a Toy: I wouldn't describe the power of the Underbase as evil (well, until I got ahold of it). It's more of what you'd call a "tool". That being said, my destruction at its hands was probably a sign I shouldn't have absorbed it all. Well,aside from me killing more Autobots and Decepticons than Megatron ever did.Evil Sounds Deep:Hardly. My audio processors are rather loud to ensure all know who rules them. Thoughafewversionsof myself do sound rather sinister.Expy: Evidently, some of you creatures think I happen to bear a strong resemblance to thatbaffling trickster you can't seem to stop fawning over. He is nowhere near my level! I am far more brilliant (and, dare I say, handsome) than he is!Fatal Flaw: I am not "flawed" in any way! I ammerely forced to put up with the incompetence of others who fail to recognize my brilliance and skills as leader of the Decepticons!It'snot my faultthey refuse to see Megatron for the inferior leader he truly is!Faustian Rebellion: Few can say they've outsmarted Unicron and live to tell the tale. I am one of those few. Give me the body, and I'll leave you to perish!Faux Affably Evil: Underestimate me at your own peril. I may know when toadmit defeat, but I've earned the right to rule. Ask the multiple Autobots and Decepticons who fell victim to the power of the Underbase.Fountain of Expies: As I am an iconic part of the Transformers franchise, I have managed to inspire the creation of similar characters who seek to lead the Decepticons.Scorponok's anime incarnationhas all of my ambitions and the smarts to carry them out, but he hasnone of my ethics. Hedestroyed Cybertronjust to ensure his leadership over the Decepticons, even I wouldn't go that farusually. His plan worked for a while until Galvatron somehow returned from the blast that destroyed the planet. Scorponok would become the leader again via dumb luck when the Autobots managed to kill Galvatron.Transformers Victoryhas two Decepticons in this role,Leozackand his subordinate Hellbat. Leozack has my ambition to overthrow his leader Deathsaurus, and I hardly blame him as Deathsaurustends to sit around doing nothing all dayand hispunishments for failure are worse than Megatron's punishments for disobedience. Sadly, even though Leozack kept his ambitions a secret, Deathsaurus still found out and frightened Leozack into obedience. Hellbat resembles me more in many ways, except instead of leading the Decepticons, he just wants to overthrow Leozack as Deathsaurus' second in command. I would mock his lack of ambition, but given how much Hellbat screws up with even that meager goal, he would probably dig his own grave trying to overthrow Deathsaurus.Almost all of thePredaconsbetrayed Megatron at some point, but that flier Terrorsaur is explicitly based on me. He has a similar color scheme, flying alt mode, and screechy voice, thoughhe is far too overconfident. He has the sense to try to recruit allies to overthrow Megatron, but anytime he does, he ends up getting used and betrayed, loser. Eventually, Terrorsaur realizes he has no chance of leading the Predacons and that psychotic spider Tarantulas gradually becomes the primary treacherous minion so Terrorsaur got killed at the start of the show's second season.That anime Predacon who bears my namesadly lacks my ambition and just seeks to overthrow Megastorm as Galvatron's second in command. Instead it is Megastorm, anExpyof Megatron, who seeks to overthrow Galvatron.As thatone series about chasing Miniconshas amore heroic version of me, the show's version of Thrust resembles me more than its version of me does. He is acowardlysycophantwho will do anything to get in the good graces of the boss. Oddly, he isn't interested in overthrowing Megatron until Sideways convinces him to work for Unicron. That fool! Thrust actually believes Unicron sees him as someone of value, and thedestroyercrushed him to death by accident and did not even realize it. This is why when I cut a deal with Unicron, I backstabbed him!Freudian Excuse: There is this one setof taleswhere I apparently have a reason for being so evil (what, wanting to kill Megatron after all the years of abuse I took isn't enough?) It seems my counterpart here wascold constructed, and wasunableto assume theAnimesquebody that looked rather snazzy, if I do say so myself.◊The Friend Nobody Likes: I admit, there are few amongst the Decepticons who recognize me as a friend. Fine, none of them! But I have no time for friendships! I must focus on winning the war and destroying the Autobots the only way I know how; as leader!Genius Bruiser: Lest we forget that I once began my illustrious career as a bot of science? It is such knowledge that I have brought my foes to their doom.Ditzy Genius: HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE MY REASONING IS LESS THAN PERFECT! I AM STARSCREAM! I... fine. There were times when I let my ambitions get the better of me. But how can one think properly when you're constantly being tormented by Megatron?Hated by All: For some reason, no Decepticon likes me or would ever acknowledge me as a leader. These imbeciles believe that Megatron is much more effective than me. And to make matters worse, when I finally became a leader of the Decepticons, Megatron came back as Galvatron and killed me! And who mourned my passing and cursed Galvatron's name for murdering their beloved leader? NO ONE!!! But one day, I'llmakethese fools appreciate me, and soon the world will see WHO is the REAL leader of the Decepticons!Hero Killer: In spite of what that sycophantic Soundwave thinks, I have a far better track record of destroying our enemies. Lest we forget that it was I who used thepower of the Underbaseto wipe out nearly all of the Decepticon and Autobot forces who stood in my way? Or myrather sinister counterparteliminated Cliffjumper outright when Megatron couldn't even kill a single Autobot? Never underestimate me. EVER.Inferiority Superiority Complex: For a time, those humans onthat insignificant little islandexplored the idea of me doubting my own capabilities after I returned from the dead. Evidently, slaughtering a great deal of your allies and enemies isn't enough to satisfy one's doubts. That is, until you kill more of them...Informed Attribute: Nothing is ever informed about me! I am exactly as you see before you! Though thewriters of a certain seriesnever bothered to show me trying to replace Megatron as leader, aside from a few snide remarks. Neither did that sillylive-action film series with the fleshlings and explosions. Evidently, they couldn't be bothered to recognize thebrillianceof my constant desire to rule!In-Series Nickname: Refer to me as "Screamer" one more time...It's All About Me: Well of course it's all about me! I actually intend to win this war! Not spend my time worshiping that foolish Megatron! Only I can rule and lead us to victory!I Was Beaten By A Fembot And A Pony:LIES!Slanderous lies! Besides,that jaundiced encounter with those technicolored, pastel, equine mammalswas never canon! Wait, there's a sequel in progress?FINALLY!I WILL HAVE MY RETRIBUTION ON THESE WRETCHED, QUADRUPEDAL, TECHNICOLORED CREATURES! Wait, we're forced to work together with both them and the Autobots?! SCRAAAAAAAAAAAP!noteMegatron:I expect nothing less from you, Starscream.Yesss.Jerkass: Okay, I admit, I have little room in my programming for kindness. You expect me toact as if I'm responsible for everyone's well being and treat Megatron with kindness and respect?Wait,seriously?!More to the point, one thing Megatron and I actually agree on is that you can't command respect from the Decepticons by beingniceto them. They'll simply consider you a weak pushover if they don't simply scrap you. If you want them to respect you and follow your command in battle, they have tofearyou and your wrath.Jerkass Has a Point: As unpleasant as I may be to some, my advice is often sound. There wasmany such instancesI warned Megatron about how foolhardy his plan was. But did he ever listen to me?Take a wild guess. And the Autobots would come charging in and halt our schemes. Is it little wonder I wish to see him deposed?Joker Immunity: No matter what sort of trouble I cause for the Autobots or Megatron, nothing can kill me.I will return from the dead,take control of great power,seek my vengeance,or bring the universe to its knees!Death or defeat is merely an inconvenience.Not even Primus himself could stop me from taking it all!Karma Houdini: Even though my tendencies led Megatron to beat me within an inch of my life, I always managed to avoid being destroyed. Guess Megatron needed me more than he cares to admit! Well,that is until I pushed my luck too far.And that one time I should have made sure Megatron stayed dead.And that one time I betrayed Megatron and tried to conquer the Klingon Empire. Okay, so maybe my efforts aren't as successful as I'd hoped.Large Ham: Again, I do not bear even the slightest of resemblance to your edibles! I simply pronounce myself as loudly as I must, that's all!Lightning Bruiser: Few can doubt my mastery of the air. As Commander of the Seekers, I possess a speed befitting of my standing, and can battle against even the mightiest of foes.Meaningful Name: Apparently the flesh creature who named me thought I wouldbe yelling into space for some reason. For the record,I DO NOT YELL ALL THE TIME!noteAlso, some of my more devoted fans have said that my creator felt the name "Ulchtar" didn't make sense. I will give him credit; Starscream is more memorable. Who would recallThe Ulchtar?It just sounds so unnerving to even say.Multiple-Choice Past: Was I a former Autobot before I joined the Decepticons, or was I always a Decepticon? Was I part of the Decepticons from the beginning or did I join in the middle of the war? It doesn't matter where I came from, none of it changes who I am.Not-So-Harmless Villain: To those who underestimate me, I warn you of this: in spite of my demeanor andnatural tendencies, I can, and will, end you if I so choose. Lest we forget,I laid waste to Autobot City.I killed scores of Autobots and Decepticons with limitless power.I brought Cybertron's greatest power into my possession, andI nearly brought all of reality to its end. Never assume me for a fool, for it will be the last thing you will ever do.One-Hit Kill: My Null Ray may look simplistic, but the weaklings amongst the Autobots will instantly shut down upon impact. A shame I can't get this to work on Megatron or Prime. Oh, all the trouble it would have saved me.Our Ghosts Are Different: For lack of a better term, yes, I cannot perish (well,most versions of me anyway). My spark cannot be destroyed, allowing me to reign supreme over—what is that? Please tell me it isn't...oh no, not them!Out-of-Character Moment: There was one such time that I was forced to hold back when that bumbling triple changer Astrotrain decided topose as a godin front of those unsuspecting fools on Titan. Then again, that idiot was acting a little too much like Megatron. Perhaps it was wise not to try and go after him. For all I know, that could have been Megatron in disguise!Paint It Black: If I am "borrowing" unsuspecting individuals whenever I end up as a specter, I usually take the time to make a few improvements to better match my iconic appearance.Palette Swap: My body type seems to be rather popular amongst you humans. I've noticed that my compatriots Thundercracker and Skywarp often are created alongside your tributes to my genius whenever possible. And those bumbling Coneheads for some reason. And the Rainmakers? You really seem to enjoy those. Wait, who are those Seekers? Are you trying to replace me?!Person of Mass Destruction: After absorbing the Underbase, I proceeded to eliminate all who stood in my way. Autobots and Decepticons alike fell to my power (not even Megatron can boast of such claims). Alas, it destroyed me from within.For a time that is.Pet the Dog: Yes, there are times when even I dare to show weakness and act with compassion (See Megatron! At least I can be bothered to show a little decency!). The humans who made stories in thisone part of your planettold how I actually was touched by this one holiday called "Christmas". To be honest, it actually brought me peace for once on that journey, in spite of the fact that I found myself at my lowest point. Perhaps there ismore to this Christmas than I had once thought...Put on a Bus: Those accursed fleshings dared to leave me out of their stories! Me! The sole reason why all even bother to pay attention to this war in the first place!They even forced me to remain in prison!Or left me out altogether!Or killed me!Fortunately, there are those that recognize how boring things would get if I wasn't around.Rage Against the Mentor: Well, why wouldn't I? All Megatron ever does is disrespect me, treat me like scrap, and berate and belittle me whenever I commit the slightest of failures! In spite of all I have done for the cause, he refuses to think of me as an equal! He will pay...Really 700 Years Old: Unlike you organics who age and die, Cybertronians can survive indefinitely as long as we have a supply of Energon. How old I am, like other major characters in the franchise, depends on the incarnation. I might be mere thousands of years old in your Earth years, ormillions.Red Ones Go Faster: What can I say? I am the master of the skies. Naturally, red looks good on me anyway.Sissy Villain:...Excuse me!?My insistence on being rightfully respected by the Decepticon army doesnotmake me look "bitchy" in any sort of way, nor does my less... grandiose body compared to Megatron! Although not helping matters isthat one realitywhere my body was slender andhigh-heeled, of all features.Andthat other onewhere a clone of mejust happened to be female. And yes, admittedly, out of all Earth fauna I feelcatsare the least intolerable. But I assure you, making fun of me is still a fool's errand if you actually value your worthless lives!Smug Snake: Megatron accuses me of this far too often. I know for a fact that I can do a far better job at winning the war than he can, but he always insists that I only seek the position for the power and never the responsibility. What is power then if not to have it?The Starscream:It pleases me that you humans were wise enough to name one of your phenomenon after yours truly.Though it does insult me they bear little resemblance to me. You might find that changing once I have this world in my grip.Terrible Trio: Rarely will you find me without my loyal compatriots Skywarp and Thundercracker. In fact, you insist upon it!They Killed Kenny Again: FOOLS! Whoever continues to insinuate that I will always be killed no matter what will be TERMINATED! I donotalways perish, and even if I do, you likely won't have seen the last of me!The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Perhaps to be expected of me, buta pair of humans pitted me against...a pony!BWAHAHAH!!Wait? I LOST!? Grr, how DARE you insinuate I would be defeated by a tiny winged equine!By my own weapons no less!Villain with Good Publicity: In my glorious leadership of Cybertron, I held this status. Was the public well aware I was Megatron's former right hand? Absolutely. But they still loved me. What were they going to do? Let Optimus Prime rule it? They couldn't trust that accursed Autobot if their lives depended on it.We Used to Be Friends:Someversionsof me were once compatriots with a fellow scientist named Jetfire (though it baffles me why some of you fleshlings call him Skyfire; it's not like youdon't have a vast base of information at your disposal). Sadly, we found ourselves on opposite sides of the war. Perhaps it's one of the few things I truly regret allowing to end. For all this war has caused, and for all we have lost,he truly was one of the few in my lifetime I could actually call a friend.There. And now that you have been enlightened on the topic of my brilliance, I shall henceforth ascend to leadership of the Decepticons, this siteandyour dunghill of a planet, and you will henceforthspend EVERY WAKING MOMENT of your short and miserable lifespansworshiping none other than I, the grand andmercifulStarscream, OR ELSE—WHAT!? WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!?("Coronation", Starscream? This is bad comedy.)MEGATRON!? Scrap, not again...!


I live with my mommy, daddy, our doggies Spike and Spiffy, and my brother Dil. My friends are Phil and Lil from next door, Susie, my cousin Angelica, and by bestest friend Chuckie and his sister Kimi.I like playing games with my friends and going on adventures. I'm only a year old and there's so much to explore, and I'm the bravliest of my group so I often lead the others on adventures. I'm also quite smart, but I'm not always right.Oh yeah big me is coming over here soon.Preteen!Tommy: And here I am!Wow that was fast!Tropes about meBadass Adorable: Pretty much. I am only one year old, but I am very courageous.Baby Talk: I don't always gets words right. I am just a baby.Big Brother Instinct: I care a lot about Dil, my little brother. I wasn't happy with Phil and Lil when they tried to take him back to the hopsicle and got us losted in the forest, and if someone says bad things about Dil, I tell them about the neat suff he can do. Whenever I play a game with my friends, I want to make sure Dil can play, too.Clear Their Name: Whenever Spike gets blamed for something bad that he didn't do, it's up to me to prove who did it, but it's kinda hard for me since I can't talk to the growed-ups.Determinator: If I wants to do something, you bet I'm gonna do it... Because A baby's gotta do, what a baby's gotta do!Does Not Like Shoes: Well, I don't mind shoes, I just don't wear them. But the best of my friends wear shoes.The Diaper Change: Sometimes I need my diapie changed, like all babies.Feud Episode: One time, Me and Chuckie stopped being friends after a little incident with a big green box. Another time, we had another fight, Rocks Vs. Dandelions. I finded a girl named Samantha to play with instead of him. Sorry, Chuckie, you will always be my bestest friend.Friend to All Living Things: I love all aminals!Heroes Love Dogs: Well, I certainly love doggies and Chuckie says I'm a hero. Not sure if all heroes likes doggies, though.The Leader: I guess I am kinda the leader of my friends.Limited Wardrobe: I always wears this blue shirt.One-Episode Fear: Once when my toy soldier got sucked down the bathtub drain, I was worried I would too after Angelica told me that many other things could also go down the drain. My fear went away when I found out I was way too big to fit down the drain.Naked People Are Funny: Once when I saw how happy Spike was being nakie, I decided to take off my clothes and convince my friends to do the same. My daddy and Chuckie weren't very happy about that. In the end, I decided that wearing clothes was much better than being nakie.Out-of-Character Moment: One time, I falled off the jungle gym and became a scaredey cat. That went away when I saw my friends were in trouble and came to rescue them.Sibling Rivalry: Sometimes, I gets mad at my baby brother Dil but I always make it up to him.Trouser Space: I don't gots any pockets, so I keep my screwdriver and whatever else I need inside my diapie.Tropes about big meThe Ace: Played straight, though subverted in "Dude, Where's My Horse?", where I'm shown as being no good at being a cowboy. At least, initially.Big Brother Instinct: Towards Dil. Even as a preteen, I still care about my younger brother.Continuity Nod: I carry around a screwdriver-shaped keychain, a throwback to my trademark toy as a baby... but it's not just a screwdriver-shaped keychain, as you'll find if you continue reading below.Gadgeteer Genius: Just like Dad.The Hero: Generally. That is, unless Kimi or Chuckie or pretty much any of my friends... and Angelica takes the lead in certain episode.Heterosexual Life-Partners: Me and Chuckie are still the best of friends like in the original show.Iconic Item: "Memoirs of a Finster" That episode where Kimi discovered that she's of Japanese descent? Onmy side of the storyviewers learned that I still have that toy screwdriver from when I was a baby. I converted that old thing into a keychain and I never leave home without it.Informed Judaism: Averted, as opposed to my infant days. I actually celebrate Hanukkah and Passover, and I once tried the "nice Jewish boy" routine to win a girl's heart.Jerkass Ball:noteYou shouldn't learn that first word, little meWhen I'm frustrated, I often lash out at my friends for no good reason.Prima Donna Director: I have aspirations of being a great film director, and sometimes falls into this.The Scapegoat: There have been a couple of episodes where the entire gang blames me for something I'm not technically responsible for. "Dude, Where's My Horse?" is one such episode.Ship Tease: The entire focus of the episode "TP+KF" is on hinting at a mutual attraction between me and Kimi.Tragic Mistake: In "All Broke Up", my attempt to get my friends off my back about Rachel moving results in them getting Rachel to come back when I already moved on and found a new girl. Really bad move. This ends up causing me to lose Rachel for good.