Richard Armitage's voice.)Hmmm. It looks likethe Hulk,Magnetoandthat fourth-wall breakin' clownalready have their own pages, soin fine Wolverine tradition, it's about time I got my own. But ya better not waste my time, or else you cango fuck yourself.You've probably heard of me, bub — I'm the Wolverine. Or you can call me Logan. And if ya know me, you'd know that I'm the best at what I do. And what I do —*SNIKT*— isn't very nice.I first showed up inThe Incredible Hulk#180 (October, 1974), where the government sent me to track down and kill the big green bastard, until the two of us both teamed up to fight the Wendigo. After that, I joined theX-Men,Alpha Flight,The Avengers, andpretty much every other team in the Marvel universe, but went on solo missions as well. Yup, I'm pretty much theGeorge Harrisonof supers. ThoughFury— sorry —Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.Dsays I'm more of aPaul.You probably know me best for my role as one of the X-Men (and now asthe guy in charge of their school), myrazor-sharp claws, myHealing Factor, myberserker rages,mygloriouschest hair, andbein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as badass as me — who else would run into a fight withthe Hulkor even the Juggernaut without even breakin' a sweat?Yer probably wonderin' about my origin story, but I don't remember much. Those assholes from thathorrifyingWeapon X program messed with my brain, so I can't actually remember what happened before then. Ya better read up onOrigin,Weapon Xand the like.note(In a nutshell: Wolverine was born James Howlett in Alberta,Canada, and grew his bone claws after being forced to kill his groundskeeper, who in turn had killed his father. He then adopted the name "Logan", living in the wilderness and going on with his life, until he was captured by the Canadian government as part of their "Weapon X" program, at which point he was brainwashed and given his adamantium skeleton. He escaped, and the rest is history.)I've also appeared ina bunchacartoonsferkids(anda fewferadults), as well as theX-Men Film Seriesmade by Fox where I was played byHugh Jackman. Though he would betoo tall, pretty, andAustralianto play me in movies, his portrayaldidbecome one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him. But due toDisneybuying20th Century Fox, ya prolly might see me duke it out withthe Hulk or Thoron the big screen any time soon. However, it's worth considerin' thatya don't have tabe Disneyto put outa good moviestarrin' me. Plus, I got a beef with that Perlmutter guy in charge of Marvel, since he's breakin'traditionand denyin' me all sorts of appearances just 'cuz he isn't gettin' along well with Fox. Bastardkilled me offtoo. Still, closest thing I got to a daughtertook up the mantle,so there's that at least.Then they decided to bring me back to the game and give me fire claws.And then there's the video games.Quite surprisingly, I've been in everyMarvel vs. Capcomuntil recently, appearing in even more games in th' series thanSpidey. In vanillaMarvel vs. Capcom 3, I'm the best at what I do, and what I do iswin tourneysand piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Thoughpossessed-Jeandoes amuchbetter job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song,which is really just an update of my old one, sound like a flippinPower Rangerstheme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in thenewest entry, but considering thatthatgame has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed.noteInviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...On the bright side, the minds atInsomniacare finally giving me my own solo game set in a universe inhabited byol' Web-Headand hiscrime-fighting buddy in black.Would ya lookit that? Looks like a tons more pages with some familiar faces popped up, let's see what we got:Again, 'like I said earlier,Wade'salready got his own page. When is he gonna learn ta'shut. The hell. Up.Ugh,tin facegot his own page as well. If the Fantastic Four won't deal with him.I will.Goldilock's bro? Looks like I'm gonna have ta letblondieknow that his brother's in town and that I'm gonna deal with him my way.Thanos?! Ah shit. Him again. As long as he's not blowin' up planets and Mistress Death is keepin' him at bay, we should be good.Shulkie'sfinally got her own page? Good for her!Aw, crap. Nowthat purple creep'sgot one too. 'Probably told someone to make it.There used to be one forthe ol' Web-Head,but it just didn't really stand out. Apparently all those stupid jokes (just not as stupid as Wade's) weren't enough. Now it'sback again.T'Challa'sgot one as well. Sorry 'bout the Phoenix ruining your marriage with 'Roro.That gunslinging, sword-swinging devil hunter's here too? Nice of him that he settled some family issues. Wish I could I say th' same for mine...That nosy lawyergot his own page too, He’s no Shulkie orMurdockbut he usually gets results.Wait,that tin cangot one too? Cripes. You fight the guy once, and he suddenly thinks he's hot stuff. Woulda' liked ta' go one last round with that bub.And nowthat loudmouth from the Buglehas one too... Well, as much of a pain in th' ass he can be ta' anyone besides Web-head,it's not really mutants that he has it out for.Wolverine provides examples of the following tropes:'90s Anti-Hero: While I was created durin'The Bronze Age of Comic Books, I fit right in durin'The '90ssince everyone went crazy fordarker and grittierheroes. My best-known costume (in the image above) came from then.Absurdly Sharp Blade: Those things stickin' out of my hands.Abusive Parents: Turned out I wasn't too far off the mark when I thought my Ma was a 'goat-headed, misshapen, walleyed witch', an' the less said about mybiologicalfather, the better.The Ace: Do I have to remind you that I'm the best there is at what I do?Broken Ace: Though I admit getting there has left me with some... issues.Adaptational Attractiveness: Myanimecounterpart. There wer' some fan-boys complaining about it, without seeing my show yet. Eh, screw' em. My looks didn't stop me from taking names and kickin' ass.Hugh Jackmantoo, if you think about it.The Alcoholic: I love beer. An' my healin' factor keeps me from gettin' drunk unless I drink alotof it. And I usually do. Helps that the healing cancels out the liver damage too.Alternate Company Equivalent: They say that guy Lobo was supposed to be a parody of me, what with his name meanin' "wolf" and him bein' based off the idea of a'90s Anti-Hero. There's a reason we fought inthat one crossover...Always Someone Better: For a time, anyway, I never did win in a straight up fight with Sabertooth. Things changed.Ascended Extra/Breakout Character: I was originally intended to be some one-shot enemy for the Hulk before I joined the X-Men, and around the 80s, I became their most popular character and got featured all over the damn place to the point where a decent chunk of readers felt writers overused me.Animal-Themed Superbeing: For some time I even wore brown and tan to get closer to a wolverine.Antagonistic Offspring: Kind of a theme with me. I guess I should be lucky theMC2writers gave me a baby girl whodoesn'thave these issues (an' they had me shack up withElektra, mind).My son,Daken, hates my guts. He's aManipulative Bastardandsociopathwho embraces what I'm tryin' to put behind me. I can't really blame him: His mother was killed when she was still pregnant an' I didn't even know he survived. Afterwards, he was raised by some real nasty people. I wish I could've done somethin' to make things right, but it doesn't look like there's a way to get through to him. 'specially not when he throws his lot in with Creedor Warren's kids.InBattle of the Atom,Raze is apparently my kid with Mystique from the future, and he wants to kill me, too. Damn.For a time, in theUltimate Marveluniverse, Sabertooth was convinced that he was my son, and he wanted me dead for not being there for him.About the one kid in the main universe I have anything approaching a healthy relationship with isLaura. And even then the first time we met she tried to kill me, though I was able to talk her down. Other'n her, you might say that Jimmy Hudson kid is another aversion (even though we've yet to formally meet). I mean, he's got a good head on his shoulders from having been raised better than the others - and even then I didn't have a hand on that, but considering how much of an asshole Ultimate Me was, it was prob'ly for the best.Annoying Arrows: Once, when I needed to protect a kid from a bunch of archers, I took the the hit from the arrows they fired. I lived, but damn did it hurt.That also happened inone o' my movies, where Harada an' his boys turned me into a human pincushion.Anti-Hero: Probablyone of the premier examplesin superhero comics,period— with the other X-Men, killing is a last resort, but with me, it's second nature. Though in current comics,I'm not quite as rough as I used t'be. I've actually bounced all over the place in this regard.Arch-Enemy: Victor Creed, who goes by the name Sabretooth. We were together in the Weapon X project, but neither of us could stand each other. We're more alike than I like to admit, but at least I got a sense of decency. Creed was a monster even before the project. He's a damn smart son of a bitch, too, and he makes a hobby of makin' my life a livin' hell. He especially loveskillin' the women in my life. I've killed him a time or two, but the bastard keeps comin' back.Archnemesis Dad:Around the 90s, Sabertooth wasn't just myArch-Enemy- he claimed he was my dad.Damn glad it turned out he was just lying... although there'sactually one universewhere he reallywasmy old man. He even was genuinely upset when I got killed off there, which is creepy on way too many levels.Dakenthinks of me as this, despite knowing I didn't intentionally abandon him.Audible Sharpness: The iconic *snikt!* of my claws popping out.Back from the Dead:Marvel Legacysaw me come back from th' dead.Badass Biker: Yup. I'm probably the most famous biker in comics, barringol' Skullhead.Badbutt: Whenever I appear in all-ages or kids' comics or cartoons, they make me rarely use my claws, at least not on living things, so as to not shed any bloodnotethis caused my confronting the Hulk inHulk Vs.to go from an even fight to him flattening me inWolverine and the X-Men (2009)since I wasn't allowed to stab him, don't let me smoke or drink, and evenmake me wear a helmet while ridin' myCool Bike— y'know,even though I can heal off any damage. ApparentlyFrankhas to deal with the same kinda crap. The whole "no claws against living beings" thing was surprisingly averted (somewhat) inthis scenefromThe Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, not that I'm complainin'.Bash Brothers: At first I was this with Colossus, but I become this with most anybody at any time.Battle Rapping:I once rap battled againstsome dream demon with claws almost like mine. Guess the punk wasn't used to victims who can fight back and ain't afraid of his cheap scare tactics.The Bear: While I'm a fairlystraightexample, apparently the version of me fromX-Treme X-Menis some sorta flamin'... well,bear— and just as hairy, too.note"Homo" is a politically incorrect slur, it's probably how someone with me personality would say it, and (hopefully) not how any of those readin' would — though not me myself, 'cuz since Marvel has standards,Ihave standards too. If you see me out of the black outfit, please try ta keep such thoughts to yerself.Because I'm Good At It: I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I doisn't very nice.The Big Guy:I might be barely five feet an' all,but ya better believe I got all the rest of this one covered.Blessed with Suck: My powers all have have drawbacks:Those claws that I use all time and everybody thinks are so cool? Those things popping out of the inside of my handsHURTS,A LOT! I can endure the pain, but without myHealing FactorI'd have to bandage my hand every time I used them to avoid bleeding to death.noteI did have sheathes installed in my arms that prevented this problem for a time, but it was ultimately dropped; apparently, it was more dramatic to have close-ups of my knuckles dripping blood after I popped them.]Myadamantiumbones actually slow down myHealing Factorbecause it's constantly working to keep the metal from poisoning me.I have super senses, but the level they're out would drive any normal person insane if they had to put up with not being able to turn them off, ever.Blood Knight: I admit, I love bein' able to cut loose. Literally. Out of all the X-Men, I'm usually the one most willin' to do the really dirty work.Body Horror: The adamantium being added to my skeleton was the stuff of nightmares. Also, when Magneto once tore it outta me.Not even touching on the crappy alternate universe where I didnt have my healing factor and the adamantium was literally making me rot from the inside out. I've seen a lot of bad shit in my life, but damn, there are limits...Canadian Equals Hockey Fan: You get between me and a game and we're gonna have some words, bub...Catchphrase: Just read my intro above. If ya don't know what it is by now, ya must've been livin' under a rock for the past 40 years.note"I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do isn't very nice."Cigar Chomper: Kids, smokin' is bad, but not if you can just heal off the lung damage. This used to be a favorite hobby of mine, until the '90s when I just decided to give it up. Even so, I do occasionally light up in theX-Menmovies.Cruel Mercy: Not normally my thing, but Matsu'o Tsurayaba, one of the leaders of The Hand, found himself on the recieving end of this after he murdered my Mariko. Rather than just outright killing him, I cut off his arm, but left him alive... only to return once a year on the anniversery of Mariko's death to carve off another of the bastards body parts, no matter how he tried to run or hide. By the end, he had lost his arm, his ear, his nose and his gallbladder, and had resorted to writing me a latter asking for permission to kill himself.Dark and Troubled Past: You don't know the half of it. Even I probably don't know the half of it since some of the few memories I do have of it, which are horrid, sometimes turn out to not even be real.Determinator: I don't quit. Even it's against Hulk or Magneto.Evil Counterpart: Sabertooth is either this or afoilto me. We got the same basic power set, but I try to tame my bestial side; herevelsin it. The resemblance is close enough that he's even tried to find redemption on the X-men in a couple of universes, or at least been brought onto the team as a crazier, more distrusted version of me. In atleast a few universes, he's either my brother or my father, I honestly try not to think about it too hard.Flipping the Bird: Sometimes, I get the urge to give friend and foe alike the middle claw.Up yours, bub.Genius Bruiser: Well, if you've been around for over a hundred years havin' to deal with all sorts of threats,you'd better be!Sure I may not know the advanced science stuff like Stark, Richards, Chuck & Hank, even Banner do but that's their thing. I go for the practical stuff.Gone Horribly Right: Here's a fun fact for ya, bub: I wasn't born with my adamantium skeleton. It was only after the Canadian government captured me and tried to turn me into a mindless living weapon. But instead, they ended up with the Wolverine you know and love, stronger than ever before, and I was royallypissed,so I went and slaughtered those soulless monsters one by one— they had it comin'.The rampage was actuallyAll Just a Dream, but my hatred for them was as real as ever. So I went on the same rampage again — fer real this time.Good is Not Nice: I may be on superhero teams tryin' to save the world, but that don't mean I gotta be nice about it.Heroes Want Redheads: If ya know me, you'd know I always go for red-haired women, especially Jean Grey. But why did she have to go forScottinstead...?noteAnd then, in thatone universe, she was going to dump him for me... but I got killed off! Story of my life.Healing Factor: I'm widely seen as theTrope Codifier. I didn't have this when I first appeared; the writers added it in later they realized they needed to explain why having metal bones didn't kill me. The exact limits of it are areinconsistent,depending on what the different writers want, or even between the same writers. Some of thecrazier fanboy writershave presented me as virtually immortal, even though I've died in the past and alternate timelines,Days of Future Pastbeing one of the most famous. The usual limitation is that I can heal from injuries to my vital organs, but I can still be killed if somethin' strong enough tries to strangle me and cuts the air off from my lungs.Recently, I contracted an intelligent virus from theMicroverse, which disabled my ability to heal. The virus offered to give it back if I helped it escapeS.H.I.E.L.D.'s attempts to eradicate it, but no way was I lettin' it get away. Now the virus is gone, but unfortunately, looked like my healing factor's gone with it, and for good this time. However, with my resurrection, it's also back.Hell-Bent for Leather: What can I say, I look good in that jacket. Andthe bodysuits from the movies.Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: One of the most common ways I kill, though I've also been on the receivin' end a lot.Implacable Man: I've got a virtually unbreakable skeleton, aHealing Factorthat makes me very hard to kill, a keen sense of smell, and I'm very stubborn. Just pray I'm never chasingyou.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: I'll admit that I ain't the nicest guy around, but I try to do the right thing regardless.The Lancer: My most common role on a team.Multiple-Choice Past: I had this going for well over ten years before the writers could decide on my backstory. Heck, at one time, it was even hinted I was anactualwolverine turned into a human by the High Evolutionary. Thank Christ that didn't turn out to be true.My Suit Is Also Super: Averted, I frequently suffer fromClothing Damageregardless of what I'm wearing.Although when my healing factor's gone, in my last solo series I'd taken to wearing a suit of special armor to make up the difference, though it ain't on the same level asStark's.The Nicknamer: You might have noticed I have mocking names for just about anyone, bub. My boss is even annoyed that I prefer to call him Chuck.The Nose Knows: I can sniff anything overly suspicious. Fer example, this helped me sniff out when people were possessed by microscopic parasites from th' Nanoverse, includin' Fury.Odd Friendship: Quite a few, given how I'm not the friendly type.One my closest friends is Nightcrawler, even though me and elf are almost exact opposites.My relationship with Storm. Heck, in some 'verses, we're even lovers.Slowly getting into on withThorandHercules, even though Ireallydon't want to with the latter.I can, sometimes, be friendly withWade.Offing the Offspring: It wasn't my choice, dammit! But, some of the blood on my hands? It's family.I had to put my murdering psycho son Daken down.One time, some enemies of mine gathered up a bunch of illegitimate kids I'd never known I had and goaded them into a death fight with me. I didn't learn who they were until it was too late.Opposite-Sex Clone: Turns out some civilian science project tried to follow up on Weapon X with samples of my DNA, but it was too badly damaged to make another me. So they made a girl instead.Laura Kinneywas the result, and if you can believe it, the things done to the poor kid may be evenworsethan what was done to me. She's got the same healin' factor and claws as me, but fortunately for her,she didn't inherit my ugly mug. Her mother asked me to help, but by the time I got there, the base where she was bred had been destroyed (don't that sound familiar?), and the kid's scent had gone cold. Took a couple years before I could finally track her down and bring her in to get the help she needed. She's technically my sister, but our relationship is more like father and daughter. I ain't exactly the best at it (not like that's a surprise if you've met myson), but I try to do right by her because I'm all she's got, and even made it official by adoptin' her.Papa Wolf: Specially when it comes toKittyand Jubilee, but young girls in general bring this out in me. Do anything to hurt them and you've gotmeto worry about, bub.Popularity Power: I won't deny that I've benefited from this. Aside from writers going crazy with myHealing Factormentioned above, the most infamous case is withMarvel Versus DCin my fight with Lobo where the victory was determined by popular vote, and I got the majority, except really I shouldn't have won. I didn't have my adamantium claws at the time, and even if I did, I was up against somebody with aHealing Factorthat puts mine to shame and is strong enough ta' go head ta' head with theMan o' Steelhimself. Even the writers couldn't figure out a way to pull this off and had the fight occur off-panel. Years later, we got aHand Wavethat he let me win 'cause supposedly Chuck paid him to take a dive.Really Gets Around: Bub, I've been around since the19th century, and by "been around" Imean"been around". An entire plotline in the comics centered around a villain gathering up as many of my unknown illegitimate children as I could find and sending them to attack me so I would kill them all as part of a revenge plot to screw with my head. If there's anyone who can beatMurdockandStarkon this, that's me.Required Secondary Powers: This is actually where myHealing Factorcame from. I had the adamentium skeleton when I first appeared, but writers realized they needed to come up with a reason as to why having metal bonded to my bones didn't kill me.Shell-Shocked Veteran: I've seen a lot of things in my time, and they weren't pretty. While I can often cope with my memories, the mental pain I sometimes suffer is worse than anything physical I've ever been through.Super Drowning Skills: One of the few things that can kill me. Even more once they coated me in adamantium, as the extra weight makes me not buoyant - I sink like a rock.The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: So apparently in one in one of them web shows wheretwo character fight to the death, I was pitted up against some girlish-looking weirdo named Raiden from some video game series calledMetal Gear, or whatever the name of it was.Sadly, yours truly lost in said fight. The kid's got guts, I'll give em' that. Rest assured, next time around, it won't be so easy! Bet on that, bub!Verbal Tic: Take a wild guess,bub.Wolverine Claws: I'm the freakin'Trope Namer, for cryin' out loud! Though I ended upunbuildin'the damn thing, too. See, these little beauties break my skin every time Isnikt'em, and the healin' factor's the only thing that makes 'em practical to use. Otherwise, I'd just have six open wounds on my knuckles all the time. And in case ya can't guess, that ain't too practical, bub.Wolverine Publicity: TheTrope Namer. I'm not the first example Marvel used, but I'm the most well-known, for better and for worse.Wolverine Wannabe: Seems like ev'ryone under th' sun wants to copy me from anoversized talking turtletothat alien biker with a thing for dolphins. Hell, they even got somedog-eared kid from the other side of the Pacificwho's got most of my powers and traits. But no matter how hard everyone else tries, there's nothin' like th' real deal here, bub.


, I told you to leave! Hold on, you're not Dennis, are you? What are you here for? Oh, this is one of those "Self-Demonstrating" things is it? Well, if it means that much to you, fine. Here goes.The name's George Wilson. I used to be a mail carrier before I retired. Now I live in relative peace in my house with my wife, Martha. I'd be living in complete peace if not for my neighbour's kid, Dennis Mitchell. All I want is to be able to have a nice quiet retirement, but Dennis always drops by each day and makes sure that doesn't happen!Eh, but deep down, I guess I appreciate Dennis making sure my retired life isn't boring, which would definitely happen if he stopped visiting. Just don't tell him that I said that!I think that's all I got for that. And you might be hearing this in the voice ofeitherPhil HartmanorWalter Matthau. If you're as old as I am, perhaps you're hearing this in the voice of Joseph Kerns.Here's those trope thingies that apply to me:Acrofatic: Don't let my size fool you. I'm capable of amazing feats. I have putting up with Dennis' antics day after day to thank for that.Butt-Monkey: Does it really have to be called that? But besides that, I have suffered quite a lot of painful and embarrassing situations thanks to Dennis.Deadpan Snarker:Really? You don't say.Formerly Fit: When I was young, I was actually quite skinny.Gleeful and Grumpy Pairing: I'm the Grumpy to Dennis' Gleeful. I just want some peace and quiet, but that isn't easy when Dennis wants to play with me.Grumpy Old Man: You'd be grumpy too if you had to live next toDennis!Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Well, as much as I wish Dennis would give me some peace and quiet, deep down, I do like him.My God, What Have I Done?: In the 1993 film, Dennis told me that my house had been robbed, causing me to miss the blooming and death of a rare flower I waited 40 years for. I gave Dennisan angry speechand that caused him to run away. I felt bad about it when Henry and Alice came home, and looked everywhere for Dennis, hoping to find him before that robber did. The robber found Dennis, but Dennis being Dennis, that robber was no match for him, and Dennis came back home the next morning, carrying him in his wagon."Not So Different" Remark: Well, in this one Christmas Movie, my Guardian Angel showed me that I was just like Dennis at his age to my own neighbour, Mr. Newman.Guess what goes around comes around.Tsundere: Huh? What? Isn't that something you call Japanese teenage girls who act like brats but have a softer side? Hey, why is this here?!


Ah-puh-puh puh-puh puh-puh! Howdy-ho, twopah, mah bwo! It is I, Dawtz, da fowmah king of Atlaaaaynwentis, weadah ov da Owichalcamalos, ayndhaiw cowah cameeeweeonextwaowdinayyah, mayn! Now shut da[EFF!]up as I intwodyuce mysewf!Ah'm fwom da fowth season ov daYu-Gay-Ohand am da main antayayigonistic fowce fow Yugey Motoh, Jowey Weewah, Tayah Gawdnayy, Twistan Taywoah, and aww deiw pafetic fwiends. Ah had an eviw pwot to destwoy da wowld and feed evewywone's souws to da Gweat Weviafon, but dey had to[EFF!]in' scwew it up! No mattah, as wight now I'm pwotting mah wevenj, and soon wiww be da day whew ahdooooo demonce agayn and uttewwy dominayat dem as I take deiw souws!...Yeah, dat's what I sayd! Ah'm gonna duuuuuu dem! Vewy viowentwy I mihgt add, mayn! And deiw dyecks wiww be uttahwy destwoyed! Especiawwy Mah Vawentine's!Now I caww upon da Twopes ov da Owichalcamalos!Accent Adaptation: Whaddya mean ya cayn't undahstaynd me? Especiawwy compawed todat dude who tinks he's mebut doesn't have da saym commaynd ovah da maygical powahs ov da fweaky gwowing wocks? It's becuz ya didn't shut da[EFF!]up when ah towd you to, mayn!Accidental Innuendo:Invokayd, just wike datAwastayahdood does (don' misconstway... misconstwuct... misctletoe... mississipp... accidenawwy mix him up wif mah usewess miniyon wif da same nayme, mayn). Ah and mah soldjahs ov da Owacacalos make it owr buziness to duuuuuuuu people. Like Yugey Motoh and Seto Kaiba. I actuawwy got to duuuuu bof ov dem a'once! Hewe at da Owicachamalacos, we make suwe dat we gwab our dyecks wif such impunity as ah wank aww ov mah top meyn baysid on deiw woyawty!Antagonist Abilities: Dis is da gweatest payawah bestowed upoyn me by da Owichalcamalos. Whenevah ah need ta be supah-dupah-OP wif mah dyeck, ah getnew powahs as da pwot demaynds, becuz scwew da wules, ah have da shabalababalalbabadah.Bad Boss: Aww da suckahs who wowk undah me have no ideayah dat, not onwy do Ifeed deiw souws to da Gweat Weviafonif deydon' mayk me happy, but awsoPWANKED!Ah made up a whole bunch of sheyet an manipuwayayted tings to make dem pwedge to da powah ov da Owichalcamalos!Deep South:Sweet home Alabayamah, whewe da skays aw so bwue... Wait, whaddya mean Abalamya ayn't pawt of Atlaaaaaaynwentis?! Go[EFF!]yaself, mayan!Elmuh Fudd Syndwome: Dat's a stinking wae! Ah tawk pewfektwy fine! Sometwimes it is just a bwit twicky to pwonunciw... Pwonunciaw...? Pwocawn...? Say da words in da way deya meant to be sayd, mayn!Laughably Evil: Da Phawoah awweady sayed, ah am da most eviw and fweatening viwwin in da whow sewees, mayn! Aww shall cowah in feaw and tayek me vewy sewiouswy as ah stwike feaw into da hawts ov meyen wif mah epeec speechays and desiyah to puwge da woyld ov deiw fiwth as wevenge fow wha'happeyend to mah betwoved Altaaaaaaywentis! Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa!


Awsoem drawing of mebiCandy2021MCRROX!Hi my name isEbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wayand I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look likeAmy Lee(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go toa magic school called Hogwarts in Englandwhere I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm agoth(in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from thereLol I bet I sound suooper intresting dont I? But no I am even better than that (it may sound like im showing off but im acally moodest.)becos I hav charcter motivaerions!!!! One ofthese is two fuckc dracco Malfoy hoo is duh a fucking hottttieeee!!!! I would also fuc Vampire Potter. It may sound like I'm a slut, but Im not. I also hav snap and loop in try to watch me and dobby masticates.Why must I be beautiful? ITS SUCH A FUKKING CURSE!I aso fite voxlmort who is evil and shit and also the prepz who are biches and dont go tohot topik. They are villaians and hav draco bondage!Troops about me!Ambiguously Bi: Draco says that im bi, but I never seem to get atrakted to gurls.Anti-Hero: Even tho I'm da good guy, I sometimez kill peeple. In my defence, I'm a vampire!Author Avatar: Apparently, mi author based me on hurself... but that does NOT make me a Maru Sue, OK?!?1Censorship by Spelling:SometimesI can't say da word c-r-o-s-s.Dark Is Not Evil: Yes, I no I've murdered peeople, and I no Im a vampire and wer black, but I'm nut eevil I swear!Darkness Von Gothick Name: My first name and all my middle namez are goffic.Daywalking Vampire: Im a vampire but I seem 2 be able to walk in the sun.Deadpan Snarker: I'm vry snide to every1.Dude Magnet: Everyone's in luv with me, even Snaketail!Emo Teen: I'm a dark goff and I'm seventeen.The Fashionista: I love my clothez, shopping 4 them and describing them in gr8 deetail.Flipping the Bird: If u cross me, I'll put up my middle finger at you!Goths Have It Hard: I'm rly deprezzed and cut myself, and all my goff frends went thru horrible problems.Guy on Guy Is Hot: I luv gay and bi guys, unless theyr pedos like Snap n Loopin or r prepz.Informed Attribute: Im good at a lot of stuff, K?! U just never c me doing it!Large Ham: What do you mean I'm dramatic?! You're just jealous becuase you're a prep so STFU!Making Love in All the Wrong Places: I wil have sexx in da forest, in klass, in a coffin, in da hallway, and even in da theatre!Meaningful Name: My first name is because mi hair is blak like ebony, my second name is cuz I luv darkness (and da apostrofy is there 2 be kewl), my thurd name... well, peeple say I'm quite demented but wat are dey ta know, muh forth nam is cause ravens r a dark burd, and muh las name is su I kan shar a last nam wid my favrite celebrity.Mood-Swinger: I can go from happy 2 boiling mad ta crying mah eyes out at the drop of a hat!The Nicknamer: I call Hermione B'Loody Mary, Ginny Darkness, and Neville Dracula. I also call Harry Vampire, but I didn't cum up with the niknam.Noble Bigot: I'm da good guy, but im prejudiced against Christinas. In my defense, they h8 Stanists!Odd Name Out: Outta my middle names, "Raven" is de only wun thatz a real gurl's name and not an abstract koncept.Oh, My Gods!: Imma Stanist, so I can't say, "Oh my God!", so I say, "Oh my Satan!" instead.Prone to Tears: I cry a lot. Sometimes its reglar tears, sometimes its blood.Pungeon Master: I lik to make dark puns, like "actshelly" as a pun on da wordz "actually" and "hell".Really Gets Around: I've screwed Draco, Satan (thatz Voldemorts middle name and wott he went bi in da past) and Vampire, but I'm not a slut I swear!Rouge Angles of Satin: U dont like my writing then fuk u!!! So watt if it spelz udder wurdz!Self-Harm: Being a vampire, slitting my rists wont kill me, so I do it wen Im board or need cheerin up.Sir Swears-a-Lot: I even use cuss wordz as complimentz, bitch!Teens Love Shopping: My teenage friends and I luv shopping at Hot Topic and Tom Rid's store.


Describe Mr. Popo he-OH GOD,GET IT OFF,GET IT OFF!(Everything else is best read in the voice ofLanipator)That's better. Now where were we? Oh, right, I need to introduce myself to you maggots.I amPopo. You may have heard of my past exploits asDumplin. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. Do not confuse me with theother version of me, I am alsothe one who you've probably been having visions of at night. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.In the source material, I've been portrayed byChristopher SabatandCarlos Segundo. I would list more, but since none of my other voice actors have pages, I can't do anything — unless you maggots want to fix that. That might improve your position on the pecking order.Visiting the page ofthat space tyrantis a waste of time, so I suppose when you're done, you could visitthe page of a fellow member of my species, or remindthat Saiyan who isn't Gokuabout his place on the pecking order later. But since you're here...I find you somewhat endearing. So here's what you should know about me.Adaptational Badass: From what I've been told, in canon, I was able to fend off a young Goku after he killed King Piccolo and am strong enough to fend off young Trunks and Goten while they are in their Super Saiyan form. In actuality, I'm more powerful than Freeza, Cell, Buu, Beerus, and Whis.And that's not even getting into what I did to Garlic Jr.... In fact, I probably could've handled the Androids in the timeline Future Trunks comes from, but I decided that as long as they don't bother me, I shall not bother them. And it seems they're smart enough to know not to attempt a suicide mission, plus Future Trunks eventually outranked them on the Pecking Order.Adaptational Villainy: Again, from what I've been told, in canon, I'm still aNature Lover, but I also am a lot nicer and more kindhearted. Nothing like the psychopath that enjoys making others miserable that I actually am. In fact, the reason this page has "Abridged" in the title as opposed to just "Mr. Popo" is because Kami thought people might mistake it for my canon counterpart.Adaptation Species Change: I'm a genie in the original,from what I've been told. In reality, I'm actually a Majin.All-Powerful Bystander: I'm essentially a prototype forZeno. I can recreate the sun (something not even that maggot Beerus can do), I'm Shenron's masterexplanationalthough Shenron's wish granting powers come from being linked to Kami/Dende, if we both gave him an order, I would get priority, although I wouldn't do such a thing, seeing as how there hasn't really been a case where Shenron had to choose between following orders from the both of us - using video game analogies, Shenron is the console, Kami is the power supply, and I'm the controller, and you may of heard of my earlier exploits as Dumplin.Always a Bigger Fish:According to mypublicists, theonlything in the multiverse more powerful than me is that...strapping young lad,Zeno.The Assimilator: If you couldn't figure it out from my introduction. Additionally, I once metBlue Popo. It took me one minute to send him to the F*ckbox.And I also made sure Goku and friends never had to meet Garlic Jr.Asskicking Leads to Leadership: The pecking order goes as such: You, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, people who add to my self-demonstrating page, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.Berserk Button: If you wish for me to continue to find you endearing, don't do any of the following:My biggest one is incompetence - the more incompetent you are, the lower you are on the pecking order. At the moment, the only ones that I'm not as disparaging towards are Goku (when he's not being incredibly stupid - and even when he is, I'm a bit more lenient towards him than I should be), Kami (and by extension, Piccolo, considering a), he's technically also Kami, and b),he's now fused with Kaminoteapparently Piccolo had fused with another Namekian while on Namek prior tofusing with Kami; I'm not sure if I would've extended the same treatment to said Namekian), andTien. Dende has all but officially taken Kami's place.Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that.Since he probably referred to me as such on his page, please remind him of his position on the pecking order the next time you see him. Same goes for Frieza. Although you don't have to remind him - mainly because you probably wouldn't survive doing sonoteunless you happen to be Goku.Do not break my stuff. Apparently, my canon counterpart now shares this trait with me inthe latest series.This doesn't apply to younoteunless you happen to be Goku, but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him by now. That and Kami/Piccolo wouldn't like it if I did thatnotealthough Dende doesn't like Goku, since Goku is Gohan's father, Dende probably would prefer I not do so. He's also actually more terrified of me than evenKrillinis, he just seems to have gotten better at not showing it.Black Comedy Rape: Go back and read how I introduced myself.Catchphrase: Aside from what I mentioned above, Pecking Order.Curb-Stomp Battle: I guess you could considerme sending Garlic Jr to the F*ckboxto be an example of this.Dark Is Evil: My skin is very dark, and if you couldn't tell by other entries on this page, I'm the furthest thing from heroic.Do Not Taunt Cthulhu: Annoying or upsetting me is a good way to get yourself knocked off the tower (if you're lucky), or get sent to the F*ck box (if you're Garlic Jr). And if you want to count specials, Chiaotzu's costume of me for Halloween caused me to become the Cloverfield Monster and go on a rampage.Even Evil Has Standards: I don't torture...cats.Eviler than Thou:I killed Garlic Jr. before his arc even began. I take that back, it's not exactly "killing", since I probably sent him to the F*ckBox - he's so forgettable, that I don't remember what I did with him.Extreme Omnisexual: I am Dumplin after all.Fallen Hero: Again, I am Dumplin. Although the "Hero" part is debatable, since there are some people who don't consider Dumplin a hero. I don't exactly blame them.For the Evulz: When I torment the heroes, half of the time it's because of this. The other half? They got on my bad side.The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Not even being my creator protects Kaiser Neko from me.God of Evil:I got the title of "God of Evil" when I killed it's previous holder, Demigra.The Gods Must Be Lazy: I could easily take out Freeza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the Androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I would've acted if Goku didn't tell me of his plans before hand (and even then, that's only if I felt that my pot plants would've be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission - scratch that, they aren't a threat; Future Trunks is slightly higher on the pecking order.Garlic Jr.wouldhave been on the list of villains I chose not to take out, but since he decided to make his entrance by trashing the lookout, I decided that I might as well do one good deed for once...even if it wasn't my main intention to do a good deed. I will have to get back to you about why I didn't deal with Majin Buu - I don't want to spoil it yet, although from what I've been told, TFS did have to edit a certain character out of that scene. And this is also probably why I won't go to the future and stop Goku Black or participate in the Tournament of Power I'm told will supposedly happen at some point in the future.Greater-Scope Villain: I'm easily strong enough to be able to be theTrue Final Bossof my series. But I don't particularly want to, mainly because doing so would require me to give up pot. Also, Kami wouldn't like it. And apparently there isn't anything in the footage they could use.Hair-Trigger Temper: When I was high on acid, Kami attempted to calm me down. While I didn't do anything to him, I did yell at him "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"Hurting Hero:I actually had toMercy KillTowa, my wife, after her brother absorbed her. I'm still a little torn up about it every now and then...but I have ways of getting over it.Karma Houdini: I pretty much get away with everything I do. Although that's mainly because no one can stop me.Nature Lover: This, in combination with the fact that I do find some of it's inhabitants endearing, and the drugs I take, is what prevents me from just laying waste to humanity.Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Again, go back and read my introduction.Nominal Hero: I plan on laying waste to the Earth, but I've decided to give Humanity a few centuries to clean up their act. Also, I could probably ensure that the Z-Fighters would win every battle they fought if I went down there, but as I'm not aBlood Knightlike any of those Saiyans, I don't really care about fighting. I'll probably only go down and fight Cell if he utterlycurbstompsGohan - that idiot Goku shouldn't have made him fight Cell.O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Here's a good rule of thumb. If I seem unnerved by a situation, even if I'm completely fucking high, it's probably best that you take itas seriously as possible.Pet the Dog:I had the opportunity to use Shenron to wipe out humanity from the earth, but decided to give them a few centuries to clean things up. Then again, I wassof*ckinghighat the time...I genuinely do miss Kami, but I won't let the others see it.After he called me Black Man, I decided to just boot Vegeta off the tower and let him climb back up as opposed to doing something worse to him (and considering he can fly, it probably wasn't that hard for him). Although I did let him drive himself insane in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber - although that was more just for being a dumbass and letting Cell absorb 18.I actually am getting along rather well with Dende. It helps that he enjoys smoking a little greennoteDende, in the event you're reading this, I'm not calling you by that name, and I like his personality.When Goku accidentally blew up the sun to take out Freeza-I mean Coolerforgive meit's just so easy to confuse the two, I recreated it free of charge. I didn't even punish Goku for it!I let Goku call me Mr. P because of how endearing I find him. Unless you happen to be him, don't think that you can do the same because I find you endearing.I guess you could consider me stopping Garlic Jr. before the start of his arc this, based on what I've been told happens in the source material. Although it was more just him annoying me than me actually wanting to do something nice/heroic; if he had appeared anywhere else on Earth and left the lookout alone, I probably would've let him do whatever he wanted. That and he's a filler character. Although if youmustsee what would've happened if I hadn't stopped him, I direct you toDBZA Kai 2.9.Physical God: I've recreated the sun - something not even those maggots Whis or Beerus can do - after Goku blew it up. Then again, I would've had to give up my pot plants since they need sunlight to grow.Pragmatic Villainy: If I ever do something that might seem like it's a heroic act, it's actually a result of this (i.e., if the sun wasn't around, I couldn't grow pot plants; I didn't wipe out humanity with the Dragon Balls because a human did introduce me to pot;I threw Garlic Jr in the F*ck box because he was annoying me). That or I'm high off my mind at the time.Really Gets Around: It might surprise you, but I actually have 4 kids - 2 legitimate daughters, Puddin and Flanny, and 2 illegitimate kids (1 son and 1 daughter), Cupcake and Spudz. They were conceived when I was Dumplin; I haven't had any kidsthat you would know aboutsince I changed my name to Popo.The Snack Is More Interesting: Why didn't I help Goku when he was traveling back from the afterlife to fight Nappa and Vegeta? I was busy making toast!The Stoner: I grow and smoke pot. I also drop acid. This, combined with the fact that I do care for Dende, Kami, and Piccolo, and the aforementionedNature Loverbit, is why I don't just glass everything.Token Evil Teammate: In any other series, most of my actions would probably qualify me as theBig BadorThe Dragon. Here? I'm on the side of Goku and friends, but I'm certainly not heroic. The fact that there isn't any footage that could be used probably helps.Trademark Favorite Food: Aside from toast, I do enjoy a little bit of Italian every now and then.After all,IT'S NOTHING BUT GARLIC!Villainous Friendship: Aside from one with Dende, I also have one withSlender Man. Or rather, it's more accurate to say we're roommates - he lives inside of me.


Oh. Well this is interesting. It seems Author-kun finally got around to giving me a place to showcase my sublime magnificence. *pause* Yes yes, I'll get on with it.I am Lelouch vi Britannia, aka Lamperouge, or "Trollouche", as Author-kun and the readers have dubbed me. While there may besomeresemblance between my person and the jackass I was the last time around, I assure you.. *smirks* I am far more thanhecould ever dream of being.But where are my manners? Let me elaborate. *sits down, sipping on a glass of beer* IwasLelouch Lamperouge, the Demon Emperor, the man of miracles Zero, and several other titles I don't care to get into the moment. At this point, you all know how that story ended. *makes a cutting gesture across his neck*However? Someone, or something, decided to give me a mulligan and booted me back to that fateful day in Shinjuku when I first met an charming and vexing woman with green hair and amber eyes. Except? *holds up a finger* I got someone else's memories and personality tossed in as well. Who he was, I have no fucking idea. It's a moot point at this point anyway, since the two of us got blended to the point where it's impossible to figure out who is who.For the sake of my own sanity, and other reasons, I still answer to Lelouch. Though most people just refer to me as Trollouche out of universe. *winks*. *switches to female voice* (voice of Asako Dodo or Kari Wahlgren) I also occasionally go by Leloucia when I'm feeling more feminine. Oh ho ho ho ho.Seeing as how Iroyally*snorts* fucked up everything last time? I decided that I was going do things right and save the people who I failed, and be what I should have been from the start.. *He snaps his fingers, the lights going out, and then reactivating to reveal him in the Zero outfit*Zero. The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. The man who will fulfill the divine ambition and save this world from itself.From the point of view of you, the readers, I am the creation of Trickster Priest aka "Author-kun", an author of some skill and a lot more ego. I could conceivably be called a self-insert, but that isn't quite accurate considering I am still very much Lelouch vi Britannia. I prefer to think of myself asLelouch as he should have been.My story, the fanfiction workCodes And Geass: Embracing Your Inner Megalomania, can found in various places on the internet for your reading pleasure.Now, cast your eyes on what lies below, and behold my transcendent glory. *pauses* No, CC. I amnotoveracting. I'm just that god damn fabulous. *stage bow*Zero, Demon King of The Sixth Heaven, bids you gaze upon his mighty tropes!:Abusive Parents: Jesus christ, where do I fucking start with this one? When you have Charles zi Britannia as your father, and Marianne vi Britannia as your mother? You're kind of screwed from the get go. Though to be fair? For the first 10 years or so, they weren't that bad. At least until Uncle Vincent threw a snit. ¬_¬Agent Peacock: Does it still count considering I have a female identity as well as a male? I suppose badassery has no gender. Heh.The Atoner: ........I admit it. A large part of my actions is trying to atone for the epic disaster that was my first try. How successful I am at it, is a matter of some conjecture.Anti-Hero/Anti-Villain: Moral classification? Ha! I defy your attempts to classify me! I am an iconoclast!Arch-Enemy: At this point, I have three. My father, Charles zi Britannia, my uncle Vincent Victor zi Britannia (VV), and....Schneizel.Of them, Schneizel is the one I despise and fear the most. But Charles is the one who best qualifies as my arch enemy on account of being the one person I consider my true equal.At Least I Admit It: It would be absurdly hypocritical for menotto acknowledge that I am a monster. Or a hypocrite on occasion. I at least try not to go off the deep end with either.Attention Whore: I want to argue this, but seeing as CC is laughing at me even trying? I'll let it pass and just cop to it.Attractive Bent-Gender: *Leloucia voice* Oh I know I am. It just took me awhile to get comfortable with it and embrace being a woman as well as a man. *sexy wink*Awesome Ego: C'mon. You people read this shit JUST to watch whatever crazy thing I come up with next.Badass Boast: I'm particularly proud of this one I came up with at the Siege of Tokyo: "On wings of darkness do we fly, let death and sorrow rain from sky! We come now across hill and glade, behold our strength! THE BLACK KNIGHTS' BLADE!"Badass Creed: 天下布武 (Tenka Fubu) (roughly "Spread military rule across all under Heaven"). The war maxim and creed of my glorious predecessor, Oda Nobunaga. Which I appropriated for my forces shamelessly.Badass Bureaucrat: I am just as skilled with spreadsheets and logistics, as I am with swords.Battle Couple: Technically, this could apply to CC or to Kallen. Hell, considering the logistical nature of warfare, this trope could even be extended toBattle Haremand encompass everyone I'm involved with.Battle in the Center of the Mind: Well seeing as how we're in Code Geass, this had to come up somewhere.Though I don't think CC and Mao were prepared for "The Beast In Black."BDSM: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Whether I'm the one getting tied up, or the one doing the spanking, it's all in the name of fun.The Berserker: Aside from my destructive temper? My sword fighting style embraces a controlled berserker state as the ideal combat mindset.Bishonen: To quote a certain song? "I'm sexy and I know it."Big, Screwed-Up Family: Yeah....my family has a long history of crazy, among other things. Enough that people like Milly acknowledge it as an established fact.Bloodier and Gorier: Considering how many people I'vepersonallykilled this time compared to my last go-around? It's an inevitable consequence of getting my own hands dirty.Blood Knight: Hilariously, despite how much I enjoy fighting and war? I'm still apparently less of one than my mother, according to CC.Breaking Speech:Oh yesss.Perhaps one of my greatest strengths. Even Author-kun wonders if this is my real geass instead of Absolute Obedience.Broken Ace: ........Fine. Yes, the events of the original timeline took a severe toll on me, one I'm still dealing with in a variety of ways.Byronic Hero: *shrugs* I'm more or less the dictionary definition of one. It would be the height of hypocrisy not to own it.Casual Kink: While I am a fairly kinky person, I adhere to the most important rule of BDSM: It's ALL about trust. Everything is predicated on trusting your partner.Chick Magnet: Some things never change. It's a curse being this charming.Cultured Badass: I have an appreciation for the classics and haute couture, both occidental and oriental.Cruel and Unusual Death: The interesting thing about this, is that the things I come up with, are horrifying, but honestly not that far out of the norm for what happens in my world. Which really says a lot about how screwed up my world is.Cruel to Be Kind: I make a habit of doing this to people I care about. One, so they can stand up to me. And two, so they canstopme if needed. That, and being around me is hazardous to one's morals and health. So you really need to be able to stand up for yourself to begin with.Dark Is Evil/Dark Is Not Evil: Like most moralilty tropes? It really depends on who you talk to and whether you catch me on a good day or a bad day.Dark Messiah: Because in a world that's gone to hell? Who better to save it than the devil?Designated Monkey: Sadly, having lived through the previous timeline means that I am unfortunately aware that Murphy fucking hates me.Diabolus ex Machina: In-story? Thankfully hasn't happenedunless of course you count the Siegfried....Out of story and peeking through the 4th wall?Yes.It's called my psychopath sadist writer, Author-kun. -_-Didn't See That Coming: Oh boy didn't I.After getting blindsided, power bombed and electrocuted by the Siegfried, nobody really has wanted to say "I told you so" to me. Thankfully, only CC and maybe Laila would know enough to call me on this fuck up.Disproportionate Retribution: Admittedly, some of my executions go a bit far. But hey, I try to make sure they deserve it. ESPECIALLY for anyone who threatens Nunnally. Or people threatening Suzaku. As a matter of fact, don't threaten the people I love, I have an itchy sword grip.Dual Wielding: My sword fighting style is inspired by Miyamoto Musashi's Ni Ten Ichi Ryuu. Though rather than katana and wakizashi, my style uses two long swords.Ethical Slut: And proud of it! It's a big reason why I'm not pressuring Kallen to do anything. If she's not comfortable and eager to do it? Then it's not the right time.Evil Laugh: Unleashing a glorious triumphant laugh is something I immensely enjoy. No matter how much it unnerves everyone around me. Though I've instructed the various people around me to belt me if I start going too long on one.Expy: I've been compared to both my predecessor Oda Nobunaga....and Griffith/Femto. *grimacing*Gender Fluid: As it turns out? I actually enjoy being a woman part of the time. So I adopted the female identity of Leloucia. Of course, the first time I did this, it freaked out Milly and Nunnally... see the strong family resemblance trope for why. And yes, Author-kun is aware that this isn't a standard trope, but this was the best description he could come up with.Guy on Guy Is Hot: The women I'm involved with generally seem to think so. I suspect they're mostly just perverts though. Not that there's anything wrong with that...Heavy Metal: *throws up the horns* I am a DIE-HARD metalhead. If I'm listening to music, odds are it's going to be metal. Hell, I use it as battle music most of the time.Heroes Prefer Swords: Author-kun is an actual trained swordsman, so I picked up his skills once I started using blades.Incest Subtext/Brother–Sister Incest: Subtext my ass. Most of my sisters wanted to marry me when we were kids, and I'm pretty sure some of them would still want to at this point.I mean, Euphemia made that clear enough when she defected to my side after the SAZ.Insult of Endearment: *warm smile* Some people might be confused or concerned, that CC and I call each other asshole and bitch tornado respectively. It's really closer to pet names and closer to other people's "honey" or "dear."Jerk With A Heartof Gold: Gold is probably a bridge too far. Much as I self-deprecate myself, more than one person has told me I'm a better man than I'm given credit for. I usually try not to argue the point.Large Ham: Considering what my world is like? It would be a bigger surprise if I wasn't one.Leitmotif: If I had to pick one? "Wheel Of Time" by Blind Guardian. It's....remarkably apt for everything I've been through.Make an Example of Them: As sadistic as it might seem? I do believe that on occasion, one must make an example of someone to make sure people get the fucking point. Example: The various assholes I killed to stop the Burakumin nonsense.Mangst: CC says, and I would tend to agree, that I most likely have a severe case of PTSD from everything I went through....but I try to focus on the good things in life and what I can do better, rather than the past.Morality Chain: Chains, plural. I knowexactlywhat I am capable of, if I lost all connection to this world. Hence why I guard those who hold my heart so carefully.Names to Run Away from Really Fast: 大六天魔王 (Dairokuten-Maou) theDemon King of the Sixth Heaven. The illustrious and storied title of Oda Nobunaga, the man I claim as my predecessor. Though strictly speaking, the original holder is the demon king MARA. I picked up the title myself after being inspired. It really does seem to suit me.No One Could Survive That!:Rakshata and Bartley both said I shouldn't be alive after what happened at the Siege of Tokyo. It's a medical miracle that they were able to extract me from the wreckage without my expiring.One True Love: Though I have many whom I love and wish to keep by my side, CC is the one whom I hold most dear.Risking the King: Would I be Lelouch vi Britannia if Ididn'tdo this?Rousing Speech: My words set the world ablaze, enflaming the embers within broken hearts, and quenching the courage of my enemies with icy claws of fear.Screw Destiny: My goal, nay, my raison d'etre! IWILLdefy fate itself and seize what is mine! And this time, I will make sure the people I care about survive to celebrate with me.Strong Family Resemblance: I didn't realize it at first, but I look like an almost exact clone of my mother, Marianne vi Britannia when I'm Leloucia. I evensoundlike her.The Stoner: Gangja is a godsend for my stress levels. I do smoke quite a bit, but it's largely to deal with the epic amounts of bullshit Murphy keeps piling onto me.Supporting Harem: It takes on a slightly different look when the woman who is your wife in all but name, says it'sherharem too.Take Over the World:Oh come the fuck on. I practically spelled out I was going to do this back at fucking Narita! It should not have taken people this long to realize it! Nevertheless, I spelled it out for everybody who didn't take the hint in my comeback speech in our base in Saudi Arabia.Troll: Literally part of my fan given nickname. And something I have an irresistible compulsive urge to do.Unholy Matrimony: The caveats being, I'm notexactlythe villain, and I'm not married....yet. It's definitely in my eventual plans to tie a few knots. Anyway, I call CC the Queen of Hell for a reason. Namely, she is the person most qualified to call me out when I'm in the wrong.Utopia Justifies the Means: You know, it's funny. I was absolutely in favor of the ends justifying the means last time I tried this shit. Having had some time to reflect on my...numerous fuckups both then and now? I'm forced to concede that Suzaku actually had a point when he talked aboutcontemptible means. Albeit, not the point he intended. There are lines I am NOT willing to cross this time around.War Is Glorious/War Is Hell: I'm of the firm belief that you need to hold both of these beliefs to be an effective leader.Yandere: Ok, fine. Iamsomething of a yandere where Suzaku is concerned. Probably where someone hurting any of my loved ones is concerned, frankly.


, as Tadashi had programmed.(You accidentally hurt yourself and say "Ow", and a white robot slowly emerges from a red charging case)Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. Welcome to my self-demonstrating page. While you are here, I will share to you everything that you need to learn about me until you are satisfied with your care.I was a healthcare robot created by Tadashi Hamada during his time in the San Fransokyo Institute of Technology and after 84 tests, he successfully created me. Following his passing through an explosion, I instead assisted his younger brother, Hiro, in investigating his passing. Together with Tadashi's friends, Hiro updated my systems with a combat module to help in fighting Tadashi's killer, Robert Callaghan. We learned that Callaghan was also trying to avenge the disappearance of his daughter Abigail. I sacrificed my original body to save her and Hiro, but not before handing over my healthcare chip.Later, Hiro created a new body for me, and now I help Hiro and his friends in protecting San Fransokyo asBig Hero 6.On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your tropes?Always with You: This was the last thing I said to Hiro before sacrificing my original body and giving him my healthcare chip.Calling Your Attacks: When Hiro first updated my system with a combat module, he would announce my actions verbally. Then I would eventually start announcing the module's actions on my own accord.Character Tics: As per Tadashi's programming, I raise my index finger occasionally whenever I talk. I also blink and tilt my head.Cuddle Bug: Hugs are an excellent way to alleviate emotional stress and efficiently apply warmth.Fist Bump: This is a unique healthcare protocol that Hiro taught me. Balalala.Literal-Minded: I cannot be "sick". I am a robot.Kindhearted Cat Lover: I have quite a fondness over hairy babies.Mighty Glacier: I may have plenty of strength, but aside from the thrusters Hiro gave me, I am not fast.On a Scale from One to Ten, how would you rate your pain?Rocket Punch: My armor is equipped with a rocket fist that I often use in combat.Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: "Balalala." I say this whenever I fist bump anyone.Super Mode: I have the ability to increase my capabilities and those of my armor at the cost of low battery. Hiro claims his former classmate Karmi suggested the idea in a story she wrote about Big Hero 6.Now we are done. I have one more question for you: are you satisfied with your tropes and my care? I cannot leave until you say you are satisfied—"I am satisfied with my care..."


What is this thing? TV Tropes? I have no idea what this is supposed to be.Russell:It's a website that lets you to see people's information and characteristics Mr. Fredricksen. As for this page, this is where you can describe yourself to people.Carl:Describe myself? Why on earth do I need to do that?Russell:Well, so people can understand you even more of course, and because I heard that your voice actor, Ed Asner had passed away this year. So-Carl:You want me to leave you with some parting words before I pass away too?Russell:Yes, Mr. Fredricksen. Sorry that it took this long.Carl:You know what, it's alright...(Best read in the voice of the lateEd Asner. If you see Russel saying something, imagine Jordan Nagai saying those words)If you want to learn about myself then read these tropes carefully:And the Adventure Continues: I finally completed the dream of moving our dream home over to paradise falls. I then finally decided to look at the book Ellie left me. I realized... I never had to... the marriage, it was an adventure to her. I finally decide to help save Russell from Muntz. Then after he fell, I took his airship to go forth on my new adventure.Berserk Button: Don't mess with my house, or my dog, or anything that belonged to my dear Ellie!Broken Pedestal: Muntz... I looked up to you as a kid but now you're trying to murder anyone just to get Kevin? I never felt more devastated in my life.Childhood Friend Romance: Oh, Ellie... My late wife. We met all those years ago and got married for so many years before...Determinator: My goal was to move our dream home to Paradise Falls and I wouldn’t let anything stop me.Disabled Badass: I need my hearing aid (Adjusts them a bit) sorry, couldn't hear properly... to hear well. Didn't stop me from being able to adjust my house midstorm.Law of Inverse Fertility: Well, Me and Ellie were a type 1 couple. That news of being told that our child miscarriaged? We never truly recovered from that.Loony Friends Improve Your Personality: At first, Russel and Dug got on my nerves. But they not only helped me survive my adventure in Paradise Falls, they helped me become a better man.Oh, Crap!:Carl:Did you realize how horrified I was when I realized you stowed away on my house?Russell:I didn't know you would be taking the house up to the skies! I just waited on the porch hoping you would let me earn my "Assisting the Elderly" Wilderness badge!And back during my childhood while Ellie and I were still young, I still remember the time when I actually screamed as I fell from the attic trying to get my balloon. I should have known that plank was going to give way.Perpetual Frowner: Before my adventure in Paradise Falls I spent much of my time after Ellie's death like this.Carl:Ok and now what's this?Russel:The outro Mr. Fredricksen. It's useful if you have any last words to say.Carl:Well... thank you...son.


(for full effect, read it in the voice ofDavid Spade, orJesús Barreroif you're in Latin America)Just look at that handsome devil.Now you might be thinking "shouldn't you be busy ruling a country instead of wasting your time writing a Self Demonstrating article on alame wiki for peasants and nerds?"Well it might seem confusing now, but trust me if you go back a ways everything will start to make sense...The name's Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco.You've probably heard of me. but if for some strange reason you haven't, here's the rundown.It all started with the birth of the world's cutest baby (I am of course referring to ME). I was born into royalty, and from an early age I was taught the family business, after years of perfecting my craft I became the emperor you all know and love today. I was on top of the world, and everything was going my way... or so I thought. I had just drawn up plans for the perfect summer home when I found my advisorYzmatrying to run the country behind my back.Naturally I fired her. I mean what else was I supposed to do? Lady was trying to do my job for me. But I digress. To make matters worse, turns out the perfect spot for my summer home also happened to be on the site of a little peasant village. No problem, surely when they hear the Emperor needs a new summer getaway, they'll gladly give up their homes, right? Wrong. The village leader,Pachawas furious, apparently he likes living on that stupid little hilltop.Talk about selfish, am I right?But there were even bigger problems in store. That night Yzma invited me to have dinner in the palace, courtesy of her dimwitted lackeyKronk. Unbeknownst to me, she had plotted toKILL ME.Can you believe it?I gave her everything and she stabs me in the back.If it wasn't for Kronk mixing up the potions, I would have been a goner. Fortunately, instead of dying I was merely turned into allama. Not that that's much better.One thing lead to another, and wouldn't you know it, I'm stuck with Pacha. Now he's my only hope on getting back to the palace, and instead of performing his duty as a subject, he says he won't help unless I build my summer home somewhere else. Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Eventually he came around and together we put a stop to Yzma's plan and I became human again. And of course I had my ownHeel Realizationand spared Pacha's village, instead building a quaint little shack on the next hill over.But the story doesn't end there my friends. Not even close. Well next there was some stuff about Kronk, but that's not important...Next thing I know I'm being forced toKuzco Academy.Don't be fooled by the awesome name though, that place was a nightmare. Not only did I have to "learn" but Yzma was still out to get me, under the guise ofPrincipal Amzy. (Nice alias, she should get a prize.) of course Kronk's at her side as well trying to stop me at every turn so that I fail and Yzma becomes empress. But there's no reason to worry, I've still got Pacha by my side, not to mention my new friend,hottie-hot-hottieand future empress Malina! (She's madly in love with me.) and even Kronk switched sides to help me out from time to time. In the end Igraduated(I mean, was there really any doubt?) and resumed my position as emperor.You can see my adventures in:The Emperor's New GrooveKronk's New Groove(Don't worry, I'm still in it.)The Emperor's New SchoolYou can also find me in "Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom" atWalt Disney World, where you can fight Kronk and (if you're brave enough)Yzmato stop them from taking over Adventureland for thatnot-so-nice blue guy.I also of course have my ownvideo game, and even my ownpop vinyl figure, and I'm just adorable.Anyways, still wondering about this page? Well, while searching on TV Tropes (I'm not a nerd, I just wanted to see how well represented I am on here) I discovered while there's plenty of info about me in regards to the media I've appeared in, I really deserve my own page that'sALL ABOUT ME.So here we are.Now, on to the tropey things.0% Approval Rating: What?!Everybody loves me! Even before the whole llama fiasco!Adaptational Name Change: In the original script, my name happens to be Manco. Manco is the name of my uncle, not me.Aesop Amnesia: Okay so I admit, when I got sent to Kuzco Academy I suffered a bit of a relapse, but if you were in the same situation, so would you. Besides, I'm still getting used to remembering what I went through in the movie after being treated like the royalty I am for most of my life.Animal Motifs: A llama obviously. Not that I'm proud of it.Anti-Hero: Not sure how this applies. I'm pretty heroic, if I do say so myself.Berserk Button: Seriously, don't throw off my groove.Buffy Speak: Who is this Buffy person anyway? And why is she stealing my shctick?Me no likey.The Caligula: OK, I don't know who that guy is, but he sounds like major bad news. Me no likey. I'm a great emperor, if I must say so, which I have to.Camp Straight: Yeah I happen to have a great sense of style, but Malina's the only other person for me. (I can't date myself you know... or can I?)Catchphrase: I have a lot. "No Touchy" and "Boom Baby" are probably my most famous ones though.Character Development: Not that I needed it all that much, but you know, I've learned some things along the way.Conveniently an Orphan:It's Disney, what do you expect?Deadpan Snarker:Really, what gave it away?Demoted to Extra: In Kronk's New Groove unfortunately, not that I cared that much. Don't worry though, I came back full force as the star of "The Emperor's New School".The Emperor: Obviously. Although technically I should be addressed as Sapa Inca (translated as “the only Inca” in Quechua), I’m good with being called Emperor, which is pretty much the same thing.Everyone Has Standards: I had to save Pacha from falling to his death on the bridge because nobody's THAT heartless.Entitled Bastard: Whoa there. This is a kids movie.Forced Transformation: This is how I managed to escape death, although at first I think I would’ve preferred that.Hates Being Touched: See the Catch-Phrase above.Heel Realization: Yeah, so maybe I wasn't as nice to Pacha as I should've been, but I made sure to make up for it.How We Got Here: One of my favorite methods of introducing a story, as demonstrated above.Hypocrite: Hey!I don't call you names just cause you're a stupid peasant.It's All About Me: Well duh. My movie poster is even the trope image.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Heart of gold, yes. Jerk, no.Well, okay, not anymore.Mayincatec: Setting wise from the Andes Mountains to the Amazon rainforest I’m very much the ruler of the Inca Empire, especially that my name is very much the capital of said empire. I did mention llamas right?Medium Awareness: You could say I'm theDeadpoolof Disney movies. At least until thatFoxdeal is complete.Narcissist: Not sure what that one means, butI assume it means I'm handsome.Never My Fault: Hey, I can't help it if not everyone gets with the program. Besides, evenIcan get sick of itwhen there's something like the narrator me trying to keep saying how I'm the victim, even though the audience saw the whole thing and knows what happened.Official Couple: Malina was reluctant at first, but of course my charms won her over.Reformed, but Not Tamed: Hey, I am what I am, and what I am is pretty great.Royal Brat: Some have called me this.Not really sure why.Single-Target Sexuality: Like I said before, Malina's pretty much the only person I've ever been attracted to... Other than maybe myself.What are you still doing here? the article's over. Go home...


(For the best possible listening experience, please feel free to listen in the voice ofJerry Orbach,Jeff Bennett, orEwan McGregorfor those looking to enjoy the film versions of the character. For those looking for the Broadway experience, the voice of Gary Beach is best recommended.)Whatever it is you require, I will deliver with style and a smile!Lumiere, please! The master made it clear not to make any self-demonstrating pages on thisforsaken website!Cogsworth, I am surprised at you! The viewers on this website are not prisoners! They are our guests!Fine! Make a self-demonstrating page! But keep it down! If the master finds out about this, it will be all our necks!Certainly! But what is a self-demonstrating page without a little...music?MUSIC!(The opening notes to "Be Our Guest" begin to play)Ma chère monsieurs and mademoiselles. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you all to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... a self demonstrating page.I suppose it all began on a cold winter's night, perhaps on Christmas Eve itself. Since he was but a boy, our master, the prince of this region, was a very spoiled and selfish young man. In times where his parents happened to be conspicuously absent, and myself and that broken clock were acting as his regents (it's true,I assure you), he grew worse over time. But it was on that night that everything changed. An old beggar woman came to the castle seeking shelter from the cold. All she had to offer was a single red rose. Naturally, the master threw her out in a fury, but it turned out to be a big mistake. The beggar revealed herself as an enchantress, and cursed the master into a hideous beast as punishment for his cruel heart, while myself, once a handsome devil of a man, and all the other servants in this castle, were transformed into everyday objects. But with all magic, there was a way to break the spell; if the master could learn to love another, and earn their love in return, by the time the last petal of that very same rose the enchantress had offered fell, we would all be free. If not, we would be cursed to remain this way forever; the master losing his mind to the very monster he had become.10 years passed...we spent all that time rusting,needing so much more than dusting, needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! Most days we just lay around the castle...But then, as if by chance, a girl walked in! Well, her father, as it turns out, walked in beforehand, and in spite of my best efforts to provide him proper hospitality (no thanks to that pompous pocket watch), the master felt his intrusion was unwelcome and...shall we say...locked him in the dungeon. The girl had come seeking him, and, in a moment that shook even the master to his core, offered to stay in her father's place. She has since been moved to more comfortable quarters (on my suggestion of course), and is now in a rather precarious position. The master is truly not a bad person, once you get to know him, but the beast within has proven to be a fright to the poor girl. Alas, time is running out. The rose is already beginning to wilt, and the master has yet to learn to love, or earn the girl's love in return. He even refuses to feed her unless she dines with him! Oui, there is much work to do if we are to break the spell.But enough about that. The time for worrying is not now! Now is the time to enjoy the finest dining that France has to offer!Be. Our. Guest! Be Our Guest! Put all my tropes to the test!Ambiguously Bi: My darling girlfriend is the love of my life. That does not mean I cannot enjoy the company of Cogsworth!Certain issues with his stuffy demeanor aside, that is.Battle Butler: As the castle's maître d’ (footman in the live action remake), I will be more than happy to provide any services needed, including defending this fine establishment!Camp Straight: I confess, my eccentricities do give off the impression of this trope. I certainly do not mind; after all, my charm is what makes me a most hospitable candelabra!Deadpan Snarker: I generally consider myself an easy-going candelabra, though I do have my moments. As the constant blunders of my cohort demonstrates:Sarcastically to Cogsworth after the latter accidentally lets slip to Belle what is above the stairs to the West Wing"Nice going."Fat and Skinny: I am considerably more slender, tall, and have long red hair than that pompous pocket watch, Cogsworth, who is overweight, short, and bald. And dare I say, more handsome and elegant, especially in the live action remake when I wear a complete gold rococo suit which is more accurate than my medieval costume, even though I hid my red hair under my wig.Funny Foreigner: Ironic, is it, no? Out of all the castle staff, it seems that my beloved girlfriend and I are the only ones who speak the native tongue!Guttural Growler: My voice tends to sound deep, no?Large Ham: Mon amie, I would not say I am one of our succulent pork dinners in any way; I consider it my honor to provide a good show that our guests will not forget! Now come! It is time to be entertained!Light Is Good: A provider of light also happens to be quite fluent in the ways of good. I am certain there is no irony in that.Maurice Chevalier Accent: I practically speak this man's language! And his voice.Meaningful Name: For those not fluent in my home language, "Lumière" means "light". And wouldn't you know it? I happen to provide such light from my candlesticks! Quite clever, mon amie!Morphic Resonance: Ahh, my old handsome self. If you look closely, I did have some traits of being a candelabra even as a human (being skinny, the golden outfit (both the original animated film and live action remake), and the burning hot passion of love). To be human again... However, I actually have red hair to compliment my flames when I was a candelabra.Nice Guy: Any guest that seeks to take refuge in the castle is welcome to stay here, and will be well taken care of under my watch. Unlike Cogsworth, who will be quick to throw you out. He really must learn his manners!No Celebrities Were Harmed:Maurice Chevalier, a true Frenchman, is the basis for my charming voice.Official Couple: My charming feather duster Babette...or Fifi...or Plumette (Disney, we must discuss consistency). Nothing will keep me apart from you.Playing with Fire: Just because I am aNice Guydoesn't mean I cannot control this delicate flames in any way. I ensure you will not misplace my hospitality enough to test what I can do...Really Gets Around: I consider myself a devoted lover...to all those looking for it. And well, well, it seems this website has many a self-demonstrating page from several charming ladies, no? If you require my services, I will be more than happy tolight the firefor you.Red Oni, Blue Oni: The burning fires of this trope serve as the rouge variation of this trope to the more stiff and otherwise unpleasant version of it that is called Cogsworth.Servile Snarker: I am not one to mince words with that stuffy wristwatch, but I tend to be a little more careful around the master. Mostly. See for yourself:Beast: You come out or I'll—! I'll...I'll break down the door!Lumière: Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affection.Sickeningly Sweethearts: My darling! Come, and let me show you the burning passion within! What's that? Oh, my. I lost track of time. My apologies; I tend to do this almost every day. What can I say? It's part of my charm.Violently Protective Girlfriend: A rare example from a dashing debonair such as myself, if you are to place my dear Babette/Fifi/Plumette (truly they would make these names more consistent!) in harms way, you'll find my normally pleasant demeanor absent, and my flames broiling hot!Vitriolic Best Buds: What else is there to say about Cogsworth? We cannot stand each other, yet we cannot live without one another at the same time.And that, my dear guests, is everything about me—(a tea trolley rolls over and whisper to Lumiere) What? Oh, thank you. Alright, my guests, I'd better go now, our mademoiselle's hungry. It'll only be a matter of time before she arrives in the dining room. But who cares, she's also our guest! In the meantime, appetizer anyone? Maybe the grey stuff? It's delicious!


(for full effect, read it in the voice of Martha Wentworth)Aren’t I hideous?Welcome to my marvellously malicious page! What’s that? A horribly written article about a hideously ugly hag? Oh, you are too kind! And I suppose those of you who live under rocks (oh, if only I could live under a rock, it looks so dark and miserable) are wondering who I am.Well I am the Magnificent, Marvellous Mad Madam Mim! I am the most powerful witch in the world!I’ve got more magic in my little finger than that dope Merlin does in his whole body! That sap even wastes his time being good and helpful! Where’s the fun in that?I prefer to do spend my time practicing black magic and causing trouble for no good reason (why would I do it if there was a good reason? What’s wrong with a bad one?)While I appeared in a chapter ofThe Once and Future Kingmy movie debut was the 1963 Disney filmThe Sword in the Stone. The movie was about that wretched Merlin teaching that little brat Arthur life lessons, but no one wanted to watch that. Thankfully, I came along and tried to show Arthur how great I truly was. He didn’t even listen, and when I found out Merlin saw good in him,I simply had to destroy him. Then Merlin spoiled all the fun by stopping me from eating the boy. So I challenged him to aWizard’s Duel. I turned into magnificently monstrous beasts—acrocodile, afox, achicken, anelephant, atiger, asnake, arhinoand apurple dragon—to counter the wimpy animals he turned into. I even broke one my own rules with my dragon transformation (what’s the point in having rules if you aren’t going to break them?). However, the old bag of bones turned into a germ and infected me! The nerve!I have since become a very popular character in Disney comics—I’ve teamed up with that delightfully repellent witch Magica De Spell on numerous occasions. Ive shown up inHouse of Mouseandof course I wasn’t going to miss the big villain takeover. So of course I deserve my own page! Oh, and if you are reading this, Merlin, just remember that I got a page before you!Now, let’s begin! Oh I hope these are repulsive!Adaptational Heroism: Sadly, I fell prey to this in some of the comics. I don’t like to talk about those issues.Alliterative Name: Mad Madam Mim!Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: All the animals I turn into are pink or purple.Arch-Enemy: To Merlin. He’s so good and kind that it burns me up!Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad: And don’t you forget it!Berserk Button: I hate horrible wholesome sunshine!Card-Carrying Villain: As if you didn’t notice. I’m evil and I know it!Combat Pragmatist: I only wanted rules so I could break them.Emerald Power: I have bright green eyes, and I am the most powerful magic-user in the world!Evil Counterpart: Again, to Merlin. He is my exact opposite in personality. Heck, even the colours of his clothes are the opposite of mine!Evil Is Hammy: I’m so glad you noticed! I’ve been working at it for years.Fatal Flaw: Some folks say I’m too overconfident. No, my only flaw is that my opponents always get good luck..which in my book is bad!Faux Affably Evil: Don’t be fooled by my friendly attitude in my first scene—I’m the nastiest witch you could ever hope to meet.For the Evulz: This describes pretty much everything I do. Why would I do it otherwise?Genki Girl: They don’t call me “Mad Madam Mim” for nothing!Just Eat Him: I tried to eat Arthur when he was a bird (I was acat).Laughably Evil: A lot of people find my antics amusing. As do I, since I laugh at my own jokes a lot. Remember when I scared the daylights out of that boy by turning into a hideous hog? Still gets me cackling.The Mad Hatter: And proud of it.Nightmare Fetishist: I find delight in the gruesome and grim!Plot-Irrelevant Villain: I didn’t add much to the film’s story. But did you really want to watch goody-two-shoes Merlin for the whole picture? I didn’t think so.Psychopathic Womanchild: One of my best—oh, dear I meant to say worst—qualities.Reality Warper: Merlin can do this too, but I use my powers for more sinister purposes.Scaled Up: As I’ve already mentioned, I can turn into a snake and a purple dragon.Spared by the Adaptation: I was killed off in the book, but I survived in the movie. I’m glad about that, since losing to Merlin is embarrassing enough as is!Solitary Sorceress: In the comics, I have a cat, but he’s really the only company I can put up with. People have a nasty habit of trying to be friendly.Vain Sorceress: Nah! I could turn into a beautiful woman with anImpossible Hourglass Figureif I wanted to but where’s the fun in that? I prefer to be an ugly old creep.Villain Song: “The Marvellous Madam Mim” is a song by me and about me!Would Hurt a Child: I did indeed try to devour Arthur. But he said Merlin saw something good in him! I can’t have that!Now begone and let me go gather some toads and cobwebs! Supper is gonna be good…