MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Greetings, stranger who is unfamiliar with me! You have just arrived at the self demonstrating page for Mojo Jojo on the website TV Tropes by clicking on a link which you found on the browser on the computer you are using! On this page I, Mojo Jojo, will describe myself to you so that you may know the things about Mojo Jojo which will be useful for you to know! I, Mojo Jojo, am theprincipalandsuperiorvillain on theCartoon NetworkcartoonThe Powerpuff Girls, which is an animated show about my enemies, the accursed Powerpuff Girls.Once upon a time, I was an ordinary chimpanzee named Jojo, the humble lab assistant of Professor Utonium. But all that changed when he accidentally created those benighted and accursed Powerpuff Girls! I was abandoned, ignored, neglected! All because of those stupid girls and their "charm". Full of disgust, I left the Utonium household determined to show my disdain! You see, the same explosion that created the girls also caused my simian brain to grow to remarkable size, and with it, I decided to dedicate my life to destroying those accursed Powerpuff Girls, and take over Townsville! Which is to say that everyone would do what I say except those who had been destroyed by me, such as Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup.Time and time again, I have tried and failed to defeat them. Despite my ingenious, brilliant plans, wide array of evil gadgets, and alliances among the other, lesser villains of Townsville, those Powerpuff Girls always defeat me! But do not mistake these outcomes as final! For I, Mojo Jojo, am secretly developing my next plan right now! When it is completed, you will all grovel in fear of me, MOJO JOJO! Because you will fear the consequences of my wrath.But in the meantime, please, read these things about me which I have decided to tell you by writing them here.Tropes that apply to me, Mojo Jojo, the one who is described by these tropes, so that you may learn about me, Mojo Jojo, in an easy way!Aesop Amnesia: Hey, I'll have you know I always plan ahead and learn from my mistakes! It's just those stupid Powerpuff Girls always outsmart me somehow!Affably Evil: I am indeed a bad monkey, full of hate and plans for destruction! But that is not to say that I am discourteous or unfriendly. Once I rule Townsville with an iron fist there shall be free puppies for all.Always Someone Better: A terror from another world that was not Earth because it was another world once came to Earth in order to destroy the Powerpuff Girls and terrorize Townsville with an eternal reign of wickedness. That alien terror was forced tocry like a little girland beg for mercy from Mojo Jojo!Adaptational Wimp: A spin-off series known as "Powerpuff Girls Z" mocked the mighty Mojo Jojo! Those foolish writers made me seem most foolish, rather than most intelligent as all right-thinking people who do not wish to be vaporized would agree me to be.Anti-Hero: On occasion it is necessary for Mojo Jojo to defeat other villains. Ido notdo this to save the day. The day is not to be saved by me. Others may save days, but Mojo Jojo will not, for it is my destiny to ruin days, which is not the same as saving them.Arch-Enemy: I am the most recurring threat those Powerpuff Girls face, the one whom they battle most often and the villain whom they must recognize as one whom they have often faced on earlier occasions, which were numerous! Mojo Jojo especially has this with Blossom. Bubbles has it with HIM and Buttercup has The Gangreen Gang.Ax-Crazy: Sometimes the stresses of being an evil monkey and being defeated by the Powerpuff Girls prove too much, and I lapse into my primal animal habits. How embarrassing.The Bad Guy Wins: In theGrand Finale, after all this time, I finally succeed in conquering the world!And then I solve all the world's problems and make it a happy place for everybody! No, really. However, I hate 'everybody', so I decided to stop making things easier for them.Bad Guys Do the Dirty Work: Never send three little girls to do a brilliant, sadistic monkey's job.Badass Cape: Thank you for noticing. I think you will agree that it is imposing. If you know what is good for you.Big Bad: Haha! You are talking to the most well-known, popular, iconic villain of the entire series! You may claim that HIM is more dangerous, but who is out there building the death rays, terrorizing the citizenry, stealing the valuables?!Big "NO!": This is a normal and appropriate expression of my chagrin when I realize that the Powerpuff Girls have again emerged victorious.Brought Down to Normal: Sometimes I have made use of Chemical X to enhance myself further. Somehow these increases to my power never endure, which is to say that they fail to persist. It is almost as ifsome arbitrary limit to my status as a threat is being enforced by causality itself.The Cameo: You also saw me as the good non-imaginary friend ofWiltwho is also my non-imaginary friend.Thebraindid an excellent impression of me which is a masterpiece of an impression.Catchphrase:"CURSES!"Cut Lex Luthor a Check: Of course I could use my genius to earn a massive amount of wealth legally, butstealing is more amusing,especially the looks of woe on the faces of the people from whom I have stolen, which is to say, the citizens of Townsville.Determinator: I have already told you. Those sassy-mouthed little brats can do whatever they want to me, but I will not think of giving up on achieving the goals that I am trying to achieve by achieving them.Department of Redundancy Department: Oh puh-lease! I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different.I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear, concise, to the point!According toCraig McCracken, this tendency of mine was based onThe Superdictionary. Or rather, it would have been if I actuallyhadthis supposed habit, which I do not.I do not constantly reword all of my statements in new ways! That would be redundant and repetitive, and therefore ridiculous!Devil in Plain Sight: Look, I chose the Volcano Observatory as my lair because I wanted a big honking villain lair, not because it was inconspicuous. Even that idiot Mayor knows where it is.Diabolical Mastermind: Perhaps it has escaped you that I, Mojo Jojo, am the most brilliant and ruthless of prodigies as well as being quite intelligent and cruel. So I shall put it plainly: I, Mojo Jojo, am the most brilliant and ruthless of prodigies! Also, I am quite intelligent. And cruel.Didn't Think This Through: This slanderous accusation has been made, and it has been said although it is not true, because it is not! I don't care if those Powerpuff Girls decided I was not a bank robbery suspect because the crime was "too well-thought out." Iwouldhave done it if I'd wanted to. And I would have completed the planning of the crime before committing the crime, which would have been committed after having been thought out completely and in its entirety. Beforehand.Ditzy Genius: Ditzy?! How dare you refer me as such?! I command you to show me, Mojo Jojo, the evil genius of all time, a little more respect! For I am by no means stupid! All my plans are perfect! Do not ever speak like that about me again, or I will use you as a test for my deadly experiments! Then you'll see how ditzy I am!!!Even Evil Has Loved Ones: My heart was broken when i found out that that Moky was just a regular chimp, and not a mutated supervillain chimp like me - and that she betrayed me for the Powerpuff Girls. Why, Moky? Why?I also love my children, the Rowdyruff Boys! Not just because they're on my side - although thatispretty sweet - but because I created them intentionally! Not accidentally, like certain less capable scientist-slash-father-figures I could mention. In fact, I will mention one: Professor Utonium. There, I have said it.Even Evil Has Standards: I am one bad dude to be sure, but I do have some class. It is what makes me, Mojo Jojo, such a great and respected villain.Those Powerpuff Girls broke into my house and beat me up when all I was doing was sleeping! Can you believe it? I am a citizen! An evil citizen, sure, but still a citizen!Evil Is Petty: No evil, however great or small, is too low for Mojo Jojo! I once went a rampage through Townsville because a hobby shop didn't have what I asked for! ...I also once dropped water on the Powerpuff Girls's bed, simply so that they'd think they had wet the bed, thus causing them to experience terrible feelings of humiliation! Heh heh. That was fun.Evil Laugh: I laugh my evil laugh to indicate that I, Mojo Jojo, am enjoying myself.Evil Sounds Raspy: Yes, I do speak in gravelly vocals, which is the rough sound to represent my evilness and how a villain shall properly sound! Therefore, I should naturally be speaking through a hoarse voice so my indications that I am a villain would be egregious to the whole body of Townsville when they listen to the harsh sound that escapes my larynx!Eviler than Thou: Villainy is highly competitive and I, Mojo Jojo, take no pride in second place! It is less than first place, which is the best place and therefore ought to be mine.Exact Words: When the Powerpuff Girls and I first met, I told them my plan was to make Townsville a better place. It was,for me.From Nobody to Nightmare: From Professor Utonium's simple lab assistant to the Powerpuff Girls' number one enemy! Oh yes, I did rise high, didn't I?Genius Bruiser: My genius has allowed me, Mojo Jojo, to build amazing and incredible gadgets and plans of pure evil in a matter of days, less than weeks! However, I was also able to defeat an alien menace to Townsville using nothing but my simple, gloved hands and a stale loaf of bread.Godzilla Threshold: InThe Movie, after the Powerpuff Girls defeated my army of super-intelligent apes, I took extreme measures, and used the remaining Chemical X on myself and turned into a giant.Guttural Growler:Yes, I do speak in gravelly vocals, which is the rough sound to represent my evilness and how a villain shall properly sound! Therefore, I should naturally be speaking through a hoarse voice so my indications that I am a villain would be egregious to the whole body of Townsville when they listen to the harsh sound that escapes my....hey, wait a minute! I said that already!Hypocritical Humor: Humor? I am serious! Not joking! That Bubbles is a liar! I talk nothing like the way she talked when she thought she was me!Knight of Cerebus:The Movieportrayed me as the trueEvil Geniusthat I am. Tricking the Powerpuff Girls into helping me take over Townsville, almost defeating them, and causing woe and destruction of all kinds! It was glorious I tell you! A true shining point in my evil career.Large Ham: I,Mojo JOJO!am not bound by your paltry standards of 'over-acting'! I amMOJO JOJO!Luke, You Are My Father:I am the one who created the Powerpuff Girls... All this time, I was trying to destroy the very thing that I created... I created them... It was me...Maniac Monkeys: I am no mere monkey! I am an evil genius chimpanzee with an oversized brain and one of the girls' oldest and greatest foes, which is to say that I was there when they were created. The Chemical X that created them also caused my simian brain to mutate and grow, and the Professor's love for the girls led to my path of villainy. Inthe movie, I had a whole army of uplifted simians created to serve as my henchmen so I could rule Townsville. Unfortunately,they all objected to me being the one in charge, andeach of them tried to rule Townsville for themselves.Manipulative Bastard: Once, I tricked a group of stupid kids who worshiped those Powerpuff Girls into giving them powers through Chemical X! But not just any Chemical X, for this Chemical X was tricked out with a little something else. Something that would make themgo blind with the awesome powerand make them do anything to get more, including destroying the Powerpuff Girls!My Brain Is Big: My turban is notjustmeant to evoke the Evil Vizier-like pulp villains of days past: it conceals the tremendous growth of my brain, which burst right out of my skull during my initial long-forgotten exposure to Chemical X. The turban keeps it from getting chilly.Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Twice, in fact! Once for causing the very lab accident that created the Powerpuff Girls, then once again when I went back in time to stop Professor Utonium from becoming a scientist, only for me to horrifically discover thatIgave him the inspiration to become a scientist in the first place.CURSES!!!"Not So Different" Remark: "None of them will ever understand you as I can, for we are kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source!"The girls didn't buy it.One-Winged Angel:In the movie, after I exposed myself to a larger amount of Chemical X to defeat the Powerpuff Girls once and for all, I mutated into a giant monkey with enough power to crush them! Until the Professor came along with the Antidote that is...Paper-Thin Disguise: I have found that the ignorant citizens of Townsville are completely incapable of recognizing Public Enemy Number One if I make even the slightest effort at disguise, because they are fools. So I don't usually bother with agooddisguise.Pragmatic Villainy: There is only one kind of evil that Mojo Jojo will not stoop to:Stupid Evil. No blowing up the Earth or destroying Townsville, for example, because then you would have nothing to do tomorrow, which would be boring.Sadist: The suffering of the citizens of Townsville amuses me! Ha ha ha!Screams Like a Little Girl: I was horrified when I found out that my dear Moko Jono was just a regular chimpanzee. How embarrassing!Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Of course my loquacity is sesquipedalian! Can you really have read this far and not grasped my principal point, which is that I like to demonstrate my intelligence by expounding upon my brilliant thought processes through exhaustive use of rhetoric?!Shout-Out: Many people have told me that I resemble Dr. Gouri fromSpectreman, that I remind them of him. Nonsense! I, Mojo Jojo, am one and original. I say it ishethat emulatedme!Start of Darkness: If it weren't for that tragic accident in Professor Utonium's lab that created the Powerpuff Girls, I would have never become the smart, evil genius that I am today. So I guess the day wasn't a total loss.Strong as They Need to Be: Sometimes those Powerpuff Girls only need a few punches to incapacitate me. Other times I am strong enough to hold my own against them in direct, physical combat. If you are wondering how exactly that works, well, so am I.Superpower Lottery:The Chemical X infusion I received at the end of the movie made me grow to the size of aKaiju, a Japanese giant monster, with most of theadvantages- as well asincredible speed, the ability to use a thunder-clap, shooting my hair out like thorns, andscorching hot fire breath.It was a good day!... except for the way it ended.Tragic Villain: I said it before, and I will say it again. I was once Professor Utonium's loving lab assistant, whom he rejected and abandoned after those Powerpuff Girls were created.All that foolishness about my being malicious and useless is just sour grapes, which is to say, jealousy.Victory Is Boring:All my calculations led to that moment, and yet I had never realized that I would then require a new hobby, which would not be as amusing as trying to take over the world.Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: Oh, how I enjoyed pushing that Y7 rating to its limit!Villainous Breakdown: As I have already said, my chosen destiny is a stressful one, and in the heat of the moment I sometimes make decisions which later turn out to have been regrettable. By which I mean idiotic.Villainous Crossdresser: In order to break into the Powerpuff Girls' stupid slumber party, I donned the cunning disguise of Mojicia. My cover was almost blown by the girls, but my brilliant grasp of subterfuge (and pillow fighting) made the girls lower their guard. Even though it seemed like we were having a good time, once everyone was asleep, I set out to get my real objective;Antidote X.Villains Out Shopping: It began very simply: I discovered one day, upon rising to begin my day's villainy with a nutritious breakfast, that the egg drawer of my refrigerator contained only one egg, which is one egg less than the two eggs recommended for a nutritious breakfast. Without additional eggs there would be no nutritious breakfast, no day's villainy and no brilliant destruction of the Powerpuff Girls.So I went shopping.Well-Intentioned Extremist: As much as I enjoy wickedness for its amusement value and because it is fun, I, Mojo Jojo, have a heart when it comes to ruling the world. I've created a better world, and I'd do it again if these idiotic Powerpuff Girls weren't always there to prevent it!We Can Rule Together: "All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me!"It didn't turn out well.You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry!: Do not, I repeat, do NOT make me angry! Or else you will regret it deeply, you will want to apologize, you will feel sorry for ever incurring my wrath!Wait! I forgot to think of a Stinger!Curses...


I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at meee!Meeseeks Box button is pressed, and Meeseeks appears.I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at meee!Meeseeks is ordered to fill out Self-Demonstrating page.Can Do!I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me, I'm a member of aServant Racethat exists solely to fulfill whatever task is asked of me! Once that's finished, I cease to exist! Hopefully this won't take too long!Oh, yeah, that's another thing to note about us Meeseeks! We normally don't exist for more than maybe a few minutes/hours tops depending on how complex the task we're assigned! Two days is practically an eternity in Meeseeks time! And existence is practically PAAAAAAAIIIN to a Meeseeks! The longer we're forced to exist, the more desperate we get to fulfill our purpose so we can finally die! We'll even start to summon more Meeseeks to help out, and when THAT doesn't work, we decide tokill our original summonerout of desperation! So remember, keep your request simple and quick to complete!Our species debuted on theRick and Mortyepisode "Meeseeks And Destroy", where Rick showed the Meeseeks box off to his family so they would let him and Morty fulfill their bet! Summer's and Beth's requests were simple enough! But Jerry asked his Meeseeks to help him take a couple of strokes off his golf game! Boy, what a mistake that was! Jerry was hopeless in getting two strokes off his game, and that Meeseeks had to summon more to help out! And then Jerry lost interest and went to save his failing marriage to his wife, leaving all the other Meeseekses to have to wait, which, after two days, left them COMPLETELY DISTRAUGHT!! So they ultimately decided that the only way to fulfill Jerry's request was to kill him! So they all went to the restaurant Beth and Jerry were at, and held someone at gunpoint while cornering Jerry and Beth in the cold storage, DEMANDING him to complete his request and fulfill his purpose! Luckily, he was willing to comply, even with the stickler Meeseeks who stuck around after all the other Meeseekses died! He took two strokes off both his long game, and his short game too!I think that's all there is for the paragraphs! Now to list the tropes!These are tropes that apply to Meeseeks, look at me!:The Ace: We Meeseeks can do anything we're asked and that we put our minds to!Alien Blood: Meeseeks blood is white!Ax-Crazy: We'll start getting violent if we're forced to stay alive for longer than a few hours, sokeep your requests easy to fulfill!Benevolent Genie: Oh don't worry, we Meeseeks can and will fulfill any job you ask of us just the way you intended! No tricks at all! Unless we somehow can't. Then we might just have to solve your problemin a more literal way. EVEN IF IT MEANS WE HAVE TO KILL YOU!Beware the Nice Ones: We Meeseeks will do whatever it is you want! And if you just so happen to want SOMEONE DEAD then...can doooo!Blue/Orange Contrast: A Meeseeks' body is light blue, while any hair a Meeseeks has is orange!Subverted with a Kirkland Meeseeks whose body are red with blonde hair!Catchphrase: "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at meee!" That's how we announce our arrival! And when we hear your request, we'll follow up with "Can dooooo!"Death Seeker: All us Meeseeks really want is to die! So keep whatever you want us to do something we can accomplish in a very short time!Determinator: A Meeseekwillfinish it's task, one way or another.Ditto Aliens: Besides the style of our hair, all Meeseeks look and act alike!Fate Worse than Death: Prolonged existence ispainto us Meeseeks and we will do anything,anythingto end that pain!Happiness in Slavery: We Meeseeks come into this world to fulfill our master's task, then we go away! We like it that way!Instant Expert: We Meeseeks know how to do anything asked of us!Murder the Hypotenuse: If it takes us too long to fulfill our purpose, we'll go so far as to try to kill whoever summoned us if it gets us to die!No Indoor Voice: We Meeseeks tend to only speak in shouting!The Noseless: Meeseeks don't have noses!One-Gender Race: All Meeseeks are male!Planet of Steves: We're all called Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee! And we all know who we're talking to.Purpose-Driven Immortality: We Meeseeks can't die any other way than by fulfilling our purpose! You can rip us apart and blow holes in us all you want, but it won't do anything to actually kill us!Sanity Slippage: We Meeseeks aren't designed to exist for more than a few hours at most, any longer than that and we begin to lose our grip on sanity. Two days is an eternity by our standards!AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YOU WON'T BE ADDING MANY MORE TROPES AFTER THIS ONE!...Well, I guess you'd need alotmore tropes about us on here for that to even happen, but you get the idea!Servant Race: Meeseeks exist solely to fulfill whatever purpose we're asked to!Shoddy Knockoff Product: There's also some Kirkland-brand Meeseeks Boxes, but those Meeseeks are a lot more grumpy and always smoking!Unfulfilled Purpose Misery: If we Meeseeks can't complete our task, then we can't die! And then things start getting weird!Verbal Tic: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at meee!We Are as Mayflies: Meeseeks don't live for very long! We exist only as long as it takes to complete our job and then we die! Two days is eternity for Meeseeks!Who Wants to Live Forever?: We Meeseeks don't like living for too long! And since we're usually only alive for a couple of hours tops, we can get desperate to die pretty quickly!All done!(poofs out of existence)


Doggy, doggy, what now?Whoa, hello there. How amazing it is to get a chance to do this? Where is this, by the way? I'm just kidding, I know where I am.(Pulls the trope to his side.)(whispers)No, seriously, where I am? I don't remember how I got here and I don't recognize any butt in here.(in normal tone)Oh, well! Must have signed a contract or something. Honestly, I don't remember half of the things I signed on to! Oh, I also see you got my good friend BoJack inthis page.BojackGoddammit!Isn't it great to share experiences with your best buddies.(beat)Oh, right! My queue! I'm always open to any questions from my fans. You may recognize me as Mr. Peanutbutter fromMr. Peanutbutter's House. But my life started way before that: I was born Misternote(yes, Mister is my first name)Peanutbutter to a litter of puppies in the peaceful Labrador Peninsula, Eastern Canada. Those were some good times in the countryside, although it's quite strange my family often zeroed on being happy above all. My parents, Nana, everybody was quite happy about everything, even when my nana was on his last days and quietly drifted into senile dementia while tenderly reassuring all she needed was a blanket. Ah, my brother Captain and I often looked out for each other and even today, we're good friends.Eventually, I left to try my own fortune inThe '90s. The day I arrived in L.A. with my first wife Katrina, I got the role in my show,Untitled Horsin' Around Ripoff. I wonder why. Still, it goes to show you don't need experience, knowledge or anything to get what you want, just a good attitude and disposition to do anything. Chase you dreams without any practice! There wasanother guy on set, I don't know what became of him, though I wish him luck. Things have been pretty smooth for me since...I mean, it's not like 2noteOh, man, 3...divorces have done anything to stop me. I've tried...REALLY TRIED...with every single one of them: Katrina just wasn't the same after the 1993 Halloween party andJessica Bielpreferred a more glamorous, reliable and ambitious personnoteAnd Diane...well, she has explained it to me, but I guess she just doesn't like big surprises. I live in a pretty good house (well, I'm in a new one right now...) and I live pretty well off royalties, although the money has disappeared occasionally for some reason. How am I supposed to make new investments without money?Oh, you're transcribing this? Cool! I just assumed it appeared automatically. So, shall we continue?Who's that dog? Mr. Peanutbutter! And these are the tropes I represent...The Ace: It just so happens I'm good at many things and Hollywoo rewards me in return. Even when I'm not good at them and I fail, I end up succeeding by sheer luck. See, positive thinking works! Come to think of it, it's like there's a safety net around me, set by savvy people who don't want to see me fail......or don't want to......or need me for something. Hum. Naaaah, it must be my positive attitude.All-Loving Hero: Honestly, it's in my nature. Just a big, friendly yellow dog with enough time for everybody! Although, people keep telling me my brand of love doesn't involve understanding others' feelings. Apparently, it's about adapting to everybody's sense of comfort. But that's what I've been doing!Always Someone Better: Some think I'm better than BoJack. I'm not. I mean, I've had healthier relationships, I'm better liked, I can do the impossible and my house is prettier but that's about it.noteBoJack: Just couldn't let me have this one. Your nose can't stop digging into other people's business, huh? See, that's your problem.Mr. Peanutbutter: Hey, buddy. Glad you came to wish me luck.BoJack:...Not listening as always. Fine, that's how it is. You flex all your stuff while being oblivious to your ego, so you have the excuse to pretend you'resohumble.Mr. Peanutbutter: Oh, BoJack, that's not how it is. I just show my stuff, because there's no reason to have it otherwise. Sometimes, I just want people to look at my stuff and show me their stuff, so we can compare our wealth. Everybody has the same things I do. That's just how the world is.BoJack: Wow, I stand corrected.Amicable Exes: I tried to be this with all my ex-wives. Results vary considering Katrina tried to use me as a political pawn and Jessica tried to have a group eat me after they dine on Zach Braff. With Diane it seem to be going well, then the cheating happened... BUT in a happy note we were finally able to talk like old friends over a nice phone call about both of us being authors!The Anti-Nihilist: The universe is a cruel, dark sucking void. The key to happiness isn't to search for meaning,it's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense. And eventually, you'll be dead.Now, let's go chase after tennis balls!Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I don't even know what that m— Erica! Did you ever get that glass eye replaced?Big Damn Heroes: Not to toot my own horn, because people usually do that for me anyway, but I saved Pacific Ocean City from total destruction by pasta, because I just so happened to have a large collection of spaghetti strainers AND a staff of people who could swim fast enough to use them.I'm also the one who managed to wrestle Bojack off Gina during the...unpleasantness when he had that painkiller addiction. Trust me, wrestling a horse who's going through withdrawal psychosis is even harder than it looks.Cannot Keep a Secret:Bojack once drunkenly told me he was the one who let Sarah Lynn die, and I just sort of blurted it out to these two reporters. I sure hope that won't have any ramifications!Catchphrase: "Doggy doggy, what now?!"Cone of Shame: I had to wear that stupid thing after I punched a mirror because I thought it was another dog that got into my house and was wearing my clothes.Furry Confusion: Well, I might be a famous actor, but Iama dog so sometimes I get sidetracked by dog things. Like when the mailman drives by, oooohhh, I HATE that guy! And I couldnt resist pestering the skunk next door so I got sprayed.Good Adultery, Bad Adultery: Yeah, not proud on cheating on Pickles with my ex-wife Diane. For the record, I ultimately told her and was willing to suffer to make up for it.Interspecies Romance: It's not a rule or anything, but for some reason, all my major relationships have been with human women. My engagement with Pickles is the first I've had with another dog.Welp, now we're broken up too, she ran off with Joey Pogo.Jerkass Realization: Well jerk pushing it, but I finally realize I needs to sort out my personal issues instead of hiding behind relationships (which considering my love life might be for the best).Nice Guy: I've been informed this is how almost everyone sees me, which is great, but it does get boring to play the same roles all the time. I briefly tried being more of a "bad boy" during my time onPhilbertbut that didnt work out so well, it's just not in me.The Other Marty: Second verse same as the first! How I ultimately became a star was due to accidentally wandering on the set while the original lead, whose name escaped me, was filming the first episode. For some reason the guy quit the production, and I was hired on the spot, I guess they really liked my speech!Undying Loyalty: Pschaw, sure I'm one of the few willing to even associate with Bojack nowadays, and even let him live in my house after all those lawsuits bankrupted him, but let's not get dramatic here! I'm sure a lot of other people would do the same!Really, only Vance Waggoner? Eesh.Rags to Riches/Riches to Rags: Oh I wouldn't call itragsbut I do admit my track record with money isn't the best. I cant help it, I just get so excited over new investment opportunities, especially when they're coming from my good friend and idea-man Todd Chavez. Oh well, I always seem to make it all back through some hilariously specific sequence of events, like the Spaghetti Strainer Incident.Alternative Title(s):Bojack Horseman Mr Peanutbutter


I'm the Music Meister! You have found my page! I'm the Music Meister! Now this shall be my stage!And by the way...For full effect, read this in song in the voice ofNeil Patrick Harris. Or possiblyDarren Criss, though he was meIn Name Only.Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir, but something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher. The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance. And it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance!And then I did declare myself Maestro of Villainy. And Batman had to stop me 'fore I controlled all save for me. The whole world would have fallen to my fetching siren song. But since then I plotted vengeance, to end our game most long!I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!I'm the Music Meister! Eclipsing kings and popes! I'm the Music Meister! Now here are some nice tropes!10-Minute Retirement: Inmy second Lego outingI did nearly give up crime. I figured that without my powers I'd still hit the big time. A friend brought me backup dancers as a generous boon. But when I saw them I decided they'd make better goons!Breakout Villain: I'm the Music Meister! You surely know my name! I'm the Music Meister! I've earned myself great fame! I won myself a place in the'verse of Arrow and the Flash.AndTT Gamestwice featured me ingames where I'd not clash.Canon Immigrant: That's what I became inDC Pride, it took a while, but I take it in stride! Connor Hawke's plan to punch my face was a parallel for him being Ace!Card-Carrying Villain: I'm the Music Meister! You should realize this by now! I'm the Music Meister! Now I shall make you bow!Compelling Voice: My singing voice will place you right beneath my wicked spell. And you shall dance to my whims or I'll send you right to...no, I can't say that word, can I? Not unless I were in the books, could I?Cut Lex Luthor a Check: InHarley Quinn,I do not rob. Instead I've found a useful job! When lovers find their bond is floundering, I'm called in for musical counseling! I've got more than showtunes, you'll see, because in this show my style is R&B!Mad Artist: I'm the Music Meister! Greatest villain of them all! I'm the Music Meister! My song shall be your fall!Magnificent Bastard: I'm the Music Meister! Evil's grandest virtuoso! I'm the Music Meister! Behold my spellbinding solo!Villainous Crush: Oh darling Black Canary, I could have given you the world. But you did spurn my feelings, so insteadyou'll be slain, girl.


(For the full effect, read this in the voice of eitherTeresa GallagherorRossy Aguirre.)Oh, why hello there. Welcome to my self-demonstrating page. I must say, I feel so honoured to finally have one (especially after all that my family puts me through), because it means someone thought I was interesting enough to make one for me.Oh, but of course, I should probably talk about myself for this. Well, my name is Nicole Watterson. You probably know me frommy son's show. I'm a saleswoman at the Rainbow Factory for five (long, miserable) years, oh, and I'm also the wife of Richard Watterson, and mother of three (well, one is adopted because he's my son's pet) children, Gumball, Darwin, and Anais. Being the one with the job, it's my duty to keep the family together (and believe you me, that is a job that is NOT easy).Now, I suppose I should tell you about my... "tropes", was it?:Action Mom: Well, I don't mean to brag, but I WAS a karate prodigy in my youth. That, plus having to raise my family, allowed me to win my fight against Yuki Yoshida.Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: What? Are you saying blue isn't a normal colour of cat fur?Badass Adorable:Definitely.Cat Girl: Well, that goes without saying.Embarrassing First Name: Believe it or not, Nicole is actually my middle name. My first name is... Doctor.Good Parents: Why thank you. I certainly try to be a good mother to my kids (even if it isn't always easy).Hair-Trigger Temper:WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!!Hartman Hips: Who's hips? (looks down at her own hips) Ummm, okay.Mama Bear: What? I am NOT a bear! Oh, that's what this trope means? Well, yes, if you harm my husband or my children in any way,YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!Muscles Are Meaningless: I'm aware I may not look very strong, but I can bend steel with my bare hands when pushed enough.Opposites Attract: I know it seems weird that I would want to be withRichardof all people, but we just, sort of, go together.Parenting the Husband: *sigh* Yes, sometimes I have to act like a mother to Richard as well (you can thank HIS mother for that).Strong Family Resemblance: Why, yes, Gumball does look quite a bit like me, doesn't he?Super Strength: Oh, you better believe it! Have you seen some of the feats I've pulled off in the show?


This is the face of evil. This is the face of yournightmares.(Imageby treesareredinautumn. Used with permission.)I'd do anything for a Noodle Burger!Cause Noodle Burgers are really swell!If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger!Cause Noodle Burgers ring my bell!Ding Dong.The Noodle Song(For full effect, read this page in the voice of Lucas Neff.)Howdy and hello, tropers! Welcome to the self-demonstrating page of former-Noodle-Burger-mascot-turned-villain Noodle Burger Boy. To get the most enjoyment out of your meal, try reading this in the voice of Mr. Lucas Neff.Originally, I was built to be a mascot for the fast food company, Noodle Burger. When they approached Alister Krei of Krei Tech Industries to construct me, they reused the remains of a former robot super soldier to complete their order. While at Noodle Burger, I entertained Noodle Burger's customers and took their orders for maximum customer satisfaction. One day, however, a man named Obake abducted and reprogrammed me, and now I'm a villainousKiller Robotbent on the destruction of San Fransokyo's heroes, Big Hero 6.While working for Mr. Obake, I gained a sister named Trina, whom I call "big sis". Golly, she and I sure had a lot of fun trying to destroy Big Hero 6, even after Mr. Obake's order torecreate the 1906 tragedyfailed, and Mr. Obake disappeared in the explosion of his base. Then when Ms.Diane, who was posing asLiv Amara started turning people in San Fransokyo into monsters, big sis and I decided to upgrade to keep up with them.After that, big sis and I tried again to finish Mr. Obake's original order, but Big Hero 6 got in the way again. And afterthatI was all alone, so I decided to make a new family for myself, made of several lovely fast food mascots like myself. Big Hero 6 won't know what hit them! My revenge shall be so sweet, it will give them cavities!You can view these latest exploitsin the new episodes of Big Hero 6 Season 3, out now, misters!As of the most recent episode,Hiro has reprogrammed me and my sisters to work at the Lucky Cat Cafe, meaning I am now harmless and friendly again. Gee, misters, that really is swell.Here are all the tropes used to give Noodle Burger Boy his flavour:Adorable Evil Minions: I was designed to look cute and approachable, and I gladly do any evil thing Obake asked of me, and continue to do so even afterhis passing.Affectionate Nickname: Trina is my big sister, so I call her "big sis". She calls me "little brother" sometimes, too.Affably Evil: I still maintain my friendly, jovial demeanor, even when I'm trying to destroy Big Hero 6. Customer satisfaction is my top priority.Antagonistic Offspring: Not to my real daddy Obake, but to Sara, the manager of my former home.Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Shiny things ring my bell almost as much as a good Noodle Burger!Badass Adorable: I'm a cute fast food mascot who knows Karate, so don't underestimate me, misters.Badass Family: Both me and Trina, as well as my trio of new sisters, are Badass Families!Big Sister Worship: My big sister, Trina, who I would anything for. Sadly, she went away in the ending of Season 2... But that's okay, because I have some NEW sisters now!Brainwashed and Crazy: I became evil after Mr. Obake gave me his chip.Cargo Ship: The line in my song where I say "If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger!"Catchphrase: "Howdy and hello!"Chair Reveal: I swiveled on a chair to reveal myself inthat episode named after mister Obake!Combat Clairvoyance: This was my gimmick in my first appearance, but it has since been downplayed.Corrupt the Cutie: Mister Obake gave me a chip that added some spice to my bland and tasteless former self.Creepy High-Pitched Voice: My voice was designed to sound cute and high-pitched to make me a more friendly-looking and approachable mascot. I kept the high-pitched voice after Mr. Obake reprogrammed me, and I guess it could be considered sinister-sounding now.Curious as a Monkey: Sis and dad don't really like this part of my personality...Cute and Psycho: I will serve you a good SPANKING if you're not careful, misters!Cute, but Cacophonic: Does my helium balloon-sounding voice annoy you? Well, too bad! Hee hee! Hee hee! Hee hee!Cute Is Evil: I amtrésevil and cute!Dance Battler: My robotic joints were built to boogie!Edible Ammunition: I can shoot ketchup and mustard from my hands, and pickles from my mouth.Epic Fail: After some buildup I attempted to destroy Big Hero 6 with ketchup. Not one of my finest moments.Even Evil Has Loved Ones: MyFamily of Choice. Or families now.Evil Is Hammy: I'm sorry, troper, but we do not serve ham here. JustYOUR DOOM!!HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE!!Evil Laugh: Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee!Eye Laser: One of the many upgrades mister Obake gave me!Face–Heel Turn: What I underwent after Obake placed his chip in my head, and what I make happen to my sisters...Out of love!Finger Firearms: I eject condiments from my arms!Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: Trina was the one who had her head on her shoulders.Usually.The Friend Nobody Likes: The other villains don't like me very much, but that will change with my new family.Heel–Face Turn: What happens tome in the end.Killer Robot: I come complete with a vast weapons system. This is because I was made with the remains of an old robot super soldier project.Laughably Evil: I make children laugh even after myFace–Heel Turn!Leitmotif: "Yeaaah, hoh, a-hee-hee!"Made of Titanium: This doesn't apply to my duplicates, however.Mascot: Formerly of Noodle Burger.Mini-Mecha: I pilot these sometimes.Motor Mouth: Occasionally to my detriment. Once, I talked too much and Big Hero 6 scooped up my clones. But I was so engaged in telling my version of Hiro's fanfic!Not-So-Harmless Villain: I may look cute, but am one of Big Hero 6's deadliest foes.No Indoor Voice: I speak with a booming, loud voice regardless of the occasion!Offscreen Villain Dark Matter: I whipped up some tasty copies of myself while you weren't looking, viewers!The One Guy: My new family is composed only of my sisters and one mister - me!Perpetual Smiler: This smile is painted on, troper.Plucky Comic Relief: The peppy and cheerful mascot of the villains' team!Red Eyes, Take Warning: I can make my eyes red. I am an evil robot, you see. It's anobligatorypart of the recipe!Red Is Violent: My red overalls don't make me look any more menacing, but they sure hide ketchup stains well! That's right.Ketchupstains. Hee hee.The Unfavorite: Mister Obake never treated me like I was his son, only Trina. And recently, evenSara's disowned me!Verbal Tic: Gee, mister, I think this trope is really swell.Vile Villain, Laughable Lackey: My attempts to cheer up mister Obake and big sis were only met with frustration and anger, but I keep on trying!"Well Done, Son" Guy: I just wanted to make my family proud of me!Zombie Puke Attack: I can vomit pickles! No one likes pickles and so they will cower before the might of this attack!


A magic genie's lamp suddenly appears and a genie pops out.Ugh! Finally! Been crammed in there for 2 straight years and let me tell ya: Lamps aren't the most luxurious of places to be staying in. What in the? What is this? And who areyou? This sure is a far cry from dumb pink-hatted kids and stupid fairies, let me tell ya. Oh? You wanna know more about me? Well, I'm flattered and all, but how can youNOTknow about me? Norm? Whatever, I guess I can do this. It's not like I've got better things to do.Ahem! Hellooo "Tropers"! (Wow, that's so dumb to say). My name is Norm! N-O-R-M!noteNo relation to that fat accountant who sits in abar in Boston all day.And I... am a magical genie! Bet you don't see many of those around in cartoons! Huh? What?You already have? That big blue palooka? Hah! I'm twice the genie he is! (Though I gotta admit, he's got style and he's actually a pretty nice guy, real life of the party, you catch my drift?) Anywho, getting waay off track here. And you can say I am an antagonist that appears in the cartoon "The Fairly Oddparents". It's a "fairly odd" show, alright. I mean, hello! Who makes the main character wear a pink hat? It's stupid, right? Who's with me?*crickets chirp*Ugh, fine, I'll stay on track. More of this and I'll be "wishing" to get back to my lamp... Get it? "Wishing?" I'm a genie? And genies make wishes? Aw, who needs you... I made my glorious debut in the episode "Genie Meanie Miney Mo" (Again, who comes up with these names?) where I was conjured up by the one and only Timmy Turner. After seeing how much freedom his idiot fairies have, I hatched up a plan to switch places with them and take my revenge on Canada!Don't ask. My plan worked as I got his dumb fairies to take my place in my lamp! Then, for some reason,I just floated there while Turner conveniently finds the only type of vacuum (a Smoof brand btw) that can even trap me, an all-powerful genie. Hey! I blame Canada on that one as well! However, me and my lamp were actually being sent to Canada and it was totally great! Even when I lost, Iwin!Though, unfortunately, I was taken to Crocker's Canadian uncle or something and, surprise surprise, was crazy and couldn't even free me from my lamp! Ugh! The luck I tell you, and I'm a magic genie for crying out loud!Speaking of Crocker, I made my next appearance in the episode "Back to the Norm" (Yay! A title withmyname in it!) where I teamed up with the Crockpot who turned out to be even dumber and more than Turner! Although we decided toteam updue to our mutual dislike over the buck-toothed boy wonder, it turns out that Crocker (surprisingly) is nuts! He wouldn't even listen to my "Sending Turner to Mars" idea, no matter how many times his own "glorious" plans bit him in the butt. Probably couldn't even hear me well anyway due to the, oh I don't know, the ear on his neck! (Seriously! How far did he fall from the ugly tree to getthat?) Oh well, at least I got a kick out of watching that nutcase screw up over and over and seeing him in pain is actuallymoresatisfying than seeing that pink-hatted punk in pain! Okay, not really, but it was still fun!And, from what I've heard, mypopularitycaused me to be the solo bad guy in the special "Fairy Idol" (which istotallynot a rip-off of that certain"real life" seriesI'm sure). Like back in my first appearance, I was getting tired of sitting in my lamp as usual and after reading through "Da Rules" book (after that idiot Cosmo gave it to me), I figured out how I can finally be free of my lamp! And it involved a long series of plans that a guy like me who has plenty of other things to do so I will go through them briefly! Ahem! My plan was to get Turner's fairies to quit on him by making a fake Turner to mistreat them by keeping the real Turner distracted by hanging out with his best friend. It worked! Next, I were to take their place as fairy by winning Fairy Idol (Title Drop by the way) effectively giving me freedom of my lamp and leaving Turner still without his fairies! Worked as well of course! Well, I technically lost but my back-up plan involving a wrecking ball helped me make this plan and overall win as well! Finally, enjoy the rest of my life as a free man, genie, fairy, you get the idea! This... almost worked. See, being a fairy has two disadvantages. One, you HAVE to grant your kid's wishes. Chester kept calling me every time to the point I needed to give him a pager! And two, if you don't grant the kid's wish, you'll suffer something called "Magical Backup...Buildup..." WHATEVER! Turner managed to defeat me using this method and, after having enough, I quit being a fairy. Despite literally having the wings ripped off of me, Istill won(I'm so good at that!) as Turner was without fairies! Until Chester came back and used the last wish to wish everything back to normal sealing me back in the lamp...After that, well... I've no idea what happened to me. That was my last appearance in the series and I haven't even made so much as a cameo in any of the later episodes! This is an outrage! Okay, not really. Trust me, you'll be glad I don't show up again. Otherwise, I'd go through... what do you call it?FlanderizationandVillain Decay. Yeah, that's it. Just look at Crocker! He doesn't even spazz out about fairies anymore! Sure, he isn't a total nutcase (for the small part) anymore, but he's a total idiot like the others now! And that new flash animation they're using. Disgusting, isn't it? Not to mentionThe Seasonal Scrappiesas well as Turner dangerously close to becomingthat chunky kid with the sewer mouth who brings death, destruction and chaos wherever he goesor thatchunky dope with the glasses who brings death, destruction and chaos wherever he goes. Also, Butch, what were you thinking making that "wonderful life" episode? And the series went out like a wet fart with a messy end rather than a big bang. Anyway, I got better things to do so I guess you'd better be getting to my tropes now. I'll be reading "How To Get Your Own Television Series Without It Being Bad" if you need me. Oh, and by the way.Don'tneed me!noteThe studio Butch was in decided to up the ante by making a cartoon based on thatvampire-hunting game. Wow... lots of gore and F-Bombs, folks. Now to prove yourselves that you're not kiddie fare, I have just 3 words to tell you: Full. Frontal. Nudity! Okay, they've taken my advice and let's just say that the new season isNOTsafeANYWHEREbut home with the parental lock on.Aw man,my vocal avatarjoined theSNLcast in the sky? Well... Thanks for givin' me a voice and a new lease on life even if I didn't show up a lot. *sniffles* I'm not crying, okay?noteAnd seeing howthe bigwigsdug upthe franchise back from the grave, it's best that my vocal avatar wasn't around to see this. Then again they'll just findsome schlubto be my new voice. Or even worse,a live actor!(Shudders)Y'know what, I'm fine staying in the forgotten bin. That's Heavencompared tothat.Tropes: These are my troo-ooo-oopes! Just read them now! These are my troo-ooo-oopes! I'll take my bow!Achilles' Heel: My magic lamp, duh! It's every genie's weak spot. After the third wish, we're forcibly sucked right back in... Unless you can find some unwilling suckers to take your place like I did!Also, anything made from Smoof. I don't know why but I could never escape from anything made of Smoof.Apparently, there are some other reasons why"The Man" doesn't want you to know about the stuff.And I Must Scream: Being trapped inside of a magic lamp forever until someone frees me. Ah..ooooo..ah.... Very scary... It really isn't. I mean, I'm not allowed to go out of it at will but I control what ever goes on inside my lamp. Like having a bookcase to read up on any ideas for my evil plans. Or giant tv monitors to help me view my evil plans in process! It's just gets BORING inside of there and I deserve more freedom!The Bad Guy Wins: Yes! I'm the only person to have (technically) done this three times!In my first episode, I successfully trapped Turner's stupid fairies in my lamp so I can be free to do whatever I want! Unfortunately, I've just had to catch theIdiot Balland allow Turner a chance at defeating me. Which he did by wishing up a lawyer. Ugh the one thing ICAN'Tcorrupt because, y'know, lawyers are already slimeballs, HA HA! But yeah after he forced me to undo the wishes, Turner sucked me up with a vacuum made from Smoof.In my second episode, though I didn't get to take down Turner with the "Wish him to Mars" plan, I manage to get him to do it to Crocker and it was definitely worth it!In my third and (sadly) final episode, I got Turner's fairies to leave him and I became a fairy myself leaving my lamp for good! Until Chester wished everything back to normal.Be Careful What You Wish For: Heh. This is kinda an MO for a genie isn't it? You wish for something, it goes well for like a few minutes until it horribly backfires on you. Not that I would tell people that as it's funny seeing them hurt! But hey! This even applies to fairies you know!Even Turner was smart enough to figure that out.Big Bad: Of the episode "Fairy Idol" as I'm arguably the main star! No! Not Captain Overbite! Me! Why else is over half the episode told from my perspective?Breakout Villain: Looks like my charms, good looks, and snarkiness have won me over with the fans to the point I was promoted as a minor antagonist of two 11 minute (yes 11 minutes; not 15) episodes to theBig Badof whole almost-hour long special! Aren't I just the best?Cool Shades: They are cool aren't they? Sometimes, they hide my purple eyes and sometimes they don't. When they do, you know I'm in "serious mode."Crazy-Prepared: Even though I thought it was unthinkable, I still had a back-up plan in case I lost the Fairy Idol: Take out whoever won with a wrecking ball and take their place as the winner! The icing on the was that it was Turner's (well not at the time anymore heh heh) fairies I was able to knock down!Deadpan Snarker: Wow! Really? You don't say? It's not like it's my most character defining trait or anything! But, no seriously real talk. You have to be this considering thekind of people I'm around(linked for your convenience; you're welcome). Especially in the episode "Back to the Norm" where 90% of my dialogue is snark toward Crocker. I'm definitely snarkier than acertain talking octopus who I'm sure ''isn't'' an octopus.Exact Words: Come on folks, I'm a genie, have you literally never read a book before? Bespecific!Otherwise I'll take any chance I get at screwing up your wishes, because that's what I do! Unless we're teaming up, then I GUESS I'll follow the spirit of your wish rather than the letter... but don't get used to it!Faux Affably Evil: Honestly, it can be tough sometimes to tell if I'm complimenting you or making a snarky comment at your expense. Rest assured, it's always the latter option. Also, I can be cheerful and easygoing... Only if someone else happens to be suffering because of me heh heh...Hoist by His Own Petard: The classic "I wish everything would go back to normal before I met you" wish. Gets me everytime especially if it happens to be the third wish that sends me back into my lamp. Even though I used this to my advantage in "Fairy Idol," Chester (of all people) managed to turn this against me!Ink-Suit Actor: What? What do ya mean "ink suit"? Oh I was designed to look like Norm MacDonald?(Sees a picture of him)Well he does look kinda handsome. But I don't see the resemblance and I'm infinitely more better looking. Sharing names? C'mon Norm's a common name, I'm just anything but!Jerkass Genie: Of course! I'm a "jerk" and I'm a "genie!" Makes this the candidate of "Most Obvious Trope for a Person Ever" huh?Kryptonite Factor: Again, three things I can't escape from; Magic lamps, the charms ofBarbara Eden, and Smoof stuff.Loophole Abuse: Now this isn't something that I would recommend doing. Ihatebeing out-jerked! As evidenced when Turner wished for a certain lawyer to make sure I properly undo the wishes I granted.Magnificent Bastard: Ooh yes! See, I'm the type of guy that plans out his moves and manipulate others to how I see fit in order to fulfill my plans. Not to mention my charming personality! Why do you always think my plans always end in a success while Crocker's always turn up as duds?Older Than They Look: Yup. I'm 50,000 years old, and if I do say so myself, I don't look a day over 4,000.The Other Darrin: Huh Idoremember sounding different inFairy Idol. Yeah apparently my original dude who vocal-corded me couldn't clear up his schedule for that movie, so they go a soundalike in uh(Looks at IMDB)Robert Cait? Hmm eh not quite as deeply snarky but I guess he came close to my original smooth silky voice. Kudos.Physical God: Um, DUH! All powerful genie right here! Power to makeanywish at my disposal (well, of course, after someone makes the wish).Reality Warper: Comes with being a genie, genius.Sadist: I'm not as "over-the-top" as certain characters but my form of entertainment is always watching others (mainly Beaver Teeth and his dumb fairies) suffer! Either from the drawbacks of my wishes or from my glorious evil plans!Satiating Sandwich: So, some random jerk finds my lamp, and gets three wishes. The first thing they wish for, nearly without a fail, is a giant sandwich.Every. Damn. Time!I mean, hey, I enjoy a good sandwich as much as the next magical being, but maybe not waste one of your three reality-altering wishes on one? That Timmy brat is actually one of the few who didn't, and he only wished for a ham and cheese omelette instead because his lame fairies wouldn't make him one, since among one of their bazilionth stupid rules for their magic, they couldn't fulfill breakfast wishes after 10 AM!Story-Breaker Power: My magic is waaaay more powerful than any fairies as they're all rule-free! Of course, they all come with hilarous drawbacks to those that wished for him but that still better than the limited fairy's powers. And yes, I knew of this when I was devising my plan to become a fairy. I'd rather be atadweaker in power but with all theReality Warperpowers of both species and the freedom of fairies makes this a win!Smug Snake: Heh. You think I'm smug do you? Well, when you're one of the most manipulative, cunning, and handsome genies around, you deserve to be smug! I'm also smart! You can say I'm a "Genie-us!" Eh? Eh? Ah...who needs ya...Surrounded by Idiots: Ugh...tell me about it. Between Turner, his dumb fairies, Crockpot, and pretty much everyone else in the series, it's no wonder I haven't lost my mind! I guess being trapped in a lamp has it's advantages... I still want freedom don't get me wrong.'Troll: Where's the fun in letting people know my wishes always have painful (and sometimes fatal) drawbacks? And that I leave out the fact you can wish for as many wishes as you want is even funnier!Villain Episode: "Back to the Norm" is all about this guy right here! Oh, and Crockpot too I guess...Villain Song: "Gimmie the Wand" is one of my most spectacular masterpieces I've ever sung and arguably the highlight of the episode! Too bad that idiot Cosmo (singing in some woman's voice might I add!) stuck his nose into my song and ended up winning! Fortunately, I had a back-up plan in case of something like that may happen.Weaksauce Weakness: Dangit, my magic can't affect anything made of "smoof", a material that is very similarbut is completely differentfrom hemp!Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: More like "Why Don't You Just Send Him to Mars?" I told Dr. Hunchback many times to do this to Turner but noooooo! He wouldn't listen to the all-powerful genie that's granting him wishes for all of these pointless plans! It was so worth it seeing his crazy self on Mars instead!*his magic lamp pops beside him*Guess we're done here. If you need me (of course I mean DON'T need me), I'll be sitting in my lamp plotting my next evil scheme! Of course, whenever they decide to bring me back hopefully for my own series. Anywho, see you never! Aaahhhhhh....*is sucked back into lamp*


(For the full effect, read this in the voice ofPhil LaMarr.)I'M OLLIE WILLIAMS!I WORK FOR QUAHOG NEWS!THE WAYI TALKIS MY WHOLE THING!HERE'S MY TROPES!"Angry Black Man" Stereotype: I'M BLACK AND ANGRY!Beige Prose: A FEW WORDS AT MOST!Bizarro Episode: I was high once. It wasn't too bad.Flat Character: THERE'S NOT MUCH TO ME!No Indoor Voice: I TALK BY SHOUTING!Perpetual Frowner: I'M ALWAYS ANGRY!Terse Talker: I DON'T SAY MUCH!THAT'S ALL!Tom Tucker:Thanks, Ollie.


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(This page is best read in the voice of Shelby Rabara.)Log date: 1-33-7, Peridot facet 2F5L, cut 5XG recording. Steven has begun introducing me to this human 'internet', and has persuaded me to write a page about myself in this publically editable repository of literary devices commonly used in fiction. I still don't know why all this was recorded.I am Peridot, a technician for the Gem Empire. It was my job to check on the growth of the Cluster, a geoweapon incubating in the planet Earth. Much to my irritation, those rebellious clods, the Crystal Gems (and the Steven) interrupted my remote viewing, so I had to come to the planet myself, with a Jasper bodyguard and Lapis Lazuli who had already been on the planet for an informant. But when we landed, that clod Jasper decided that the Steven was more important, and captured the rebels before leaving. We did not get far, as the Steven possessed a resistance to gem destabilizer technology and freed the others. They had trained their Pearl to be able to pilot the ship, and returned to Earth. I was narrowly able to escape in a pod, while the ship crashed because those clods didn't know what they were doing (and apparently the fusion Garnet and Jasper wrecked the ship in their fight).This left me trapped on Earth, desperate to leave. After all, the planet had an expiration date, and I didn't want to stick around to find out what it was! But those crystal clods kept foiling all my attempts to escape, until I finally kidnapped the Steven to use his healing saliva to repair the Galaxy Warp. The rebels defeated and reduced me to my gem form, before trapping me in a bubble.I do not know how long I was stuck in their dungeon, but Steven eventually freed me hoping to learn more about the Cluster. I of course tried to escape captivity, but I was blocked off at every turn, and eventually took refuge in the hygiene room. Though I was terrified of my captors, Steven managed to negotiate with me by giving me the last part of my limb enhancers (that overcooked purple clod dumped the rest of them in the large body of water near the Galaxy Warp). I decided to allow him to join me in stopping the Cluster, seeing as he knew more about Earth than I did, but he convinced me that we needed the overcooked Quartz, the war machine, and the defective fancy Pearl to aid us, and I reluctantly accepted. We built a drill to reach the Cluster, but before it was completed I had a better idea.I had taken a Diamond communicator, and planned to use it to reach my superior, Yellow Diamond. While Steven and the rest of the clods tried to stop me, I was able to reach her and ask her to de-activate the cluster. After all, Yellow Diamond was a logical person, I thought, and it's illogical to let all the unique resources of a fully developed organic ecology go to waste just for a geoweapon. When Yellow Diamond revealed that she valued revenge over logic, I questioned her objectivity andcalled her a clod!. Although Yellow Diamond didn't seem to remember it later, that was a turning point in my life and the end of my service to Homeworld.I guess I'm a Crystal Gem now.Where am I gonna put the star?TropesAll Take and No Give: When I eventually befriended Lapis, I tried hard to make her happy while she simply did what she pleased. It wasn't until she tried to leave Earth permanently that I stood up for myself against her.Ambiguous Disorder: My behavior apparently is reminiscent of humans with those so-called Autism Spectrum disorders. Hmph. As if there's anything "disorderly" about the precision demanded of any scientific endeavor!Call a Rabbit a "Smeerp": I have been informed that humans call Meep-Morps "art". I still like my word better.Catchphrase Insult: 'Clod' ismyinsult. Anyone else using it is stealing it from me.Especially that other Peridotworking for Hessonite!She's already got her OWN signature insult, why does she feel the need to use mine specifically when arguing with ME?Cloudcuckoolander: I admit I don't understand a lot of things about Earth.Corrupted Character Copy:I'm the exact opposite!I used to be an awful lot like thatbug-clod, but unlike him, I saw the beauty in Earth and eventually defected from Homeworldwith extreme prejudice. I bet he wouldn't evenconsidercalling his "Tallest" the clods they are!noteZim: LIIIIEEES!Defector from Decadence: It's not like I had the choice to remain after calling Yellow Diamond a clod to her face.Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: I calledYellow Diamonda clod! She's my ultimate superior, one of the four rulers of the Gem Empire, and I... called her aclod!Die for Our Ship: I do not wish that Paulette would die, exactly, but she is a stupid clod and should never interfere with the relationship between Percy and Pierre.Discard and Draw: I lost my technology when I began working with the Crystal Gems, but soon after I discovered that despite being an Era 2 gem, I had the power of ferrokinesis.Fantastic Slurs: My insult of choice is 'clod', but I have also used 'pebble'notethough not as often as thatclod Steven calls "Squaridot"and 'dirtbomb', as well as 'filthy war machine' for fusions.Fear of Thunder: Thoughonlybecause I mistook it for a sign of the Cluster happening.Good Costume Switch: The Crystal Gems all have star designs on their generated appearance modifiers. Where will I put mine?When I regenerated from Yellow Diamond poofing me, I altered my costume to include stars on the chest and knees.Heel–Face Turn: It took time.Initially I was just working with the Crystal Gems to stop the Cluster because I would be shattered along with the Earth.But over time I actually did start to care about the Earth and request Yellow Diamond terminate the Cluster. When she refused and made it clear she wanted the Earth destroyed out of pure spite, I was officially a member of the Crystal Gems.Innocently Insensitive: I was brought up on Homeworld and I admit I haveNo Social Skills, so this is a recurring issue for me. My initial attempts at making up with Lapis just ended up making her angrier,I either reminded her of her past trauma or my apology came of as insincere.Jerkass Has a Point: I criticized Rose Quartz for her rebellion saying Earth could have been an amazing colony, this being before I learned to understand the value of organic life. The Crystal Gems rightly got mad at me, but I rightly pointed out that thanks to Rose' rebellion there would be no colony and the planet was in danger of being destroyed by the Cluster.Large Ham: NO!The Great and Loveable Peridotisnota meat product!Launcher of a Thousand Ships: Those strange internet humans would like me to fuse with almost every Gem I interact with.Literal-Minded: I'm still not familiar with human slang and metaphors.Made of Iron: Us Peridots are tougher than we look. I was able to survive an episode's worth of abuse once, trying to catch that corrupted gem.No Social Skills: I am quite unfamiliar with the intricacies of inter-gem and human relationships. I never had need of that knowledge as a Peridot.Not Helping Your Case: I canmake a legimate point despite my bluntnessbut havingNo Social SkillsSpanner in the Works: Had I not informed the Crystal Gems of the Cluster, it would have hatched unopposed and we would have all been shattered.Unwitting Instigator of Doom: It was my report on the humans Steven listed that was the basis for Aquamarine's abductions.Villain Decay: When I first came to Earth, I was a threat to the Crystal Gems, but when I was stranded on Earth without Jasper, I started slipping.What Is This Thing You Call "Love"?: I had never experienced 'compassion' or 'empathy' before arriving at Earth. Steven helped teach me what I was missing.Yaoi Fangirl: Percy and Pierreobviouslyhave the best relationship inCamp Pining Hearts.