. Accept no substitutes (except theJapanese voice, which while the voice actor remains unknown, I still sound uber sexy in Japanese)!Welcome to theDravenTropes!Hey, did you know that game named 'League of Legends'? About a highly competitiveMultiplayer Online Battle Arenawhere a team of five champions from the realm named Runeterra facing off five champions from the same realm, fighting until the enemy base is crushed?Well, forget about all those world, and let's admire this guy for a bit...Yeep, me! Draven! Best champion from Runeterra there is. I got the looks, I got the style, I got the moves, I got the perfection, I got the mean axes for spectacular pain to serve, and I don't do subtle. Y'know, I'm starting to wonder why that game isn't called 'League of Draven' because obviously Draven makes all the awesome show there.So yeah, Draven used to be a poor kid, yes, there were such times for Draven, someone gotta start small before they go big after all. Anyway, poor kid with an equally poor big bro Darius, we kinda fought our ways in the hard streets of Noxus, until this Grand Birdie General, Jericho Swain, took notice of our fighting styles and drafted us to the Noxus army. And yeah, we were awesome back then!But Darius, being such aboringbig bro, thinks that being all stiff and following orders are enough. No, Draven wants more, man, Draven wants the cheer, the awesome chants of his name, now that's glorious! Army obviously ain't for Draven, so Draven started scouting some other job that lets his talent of killing shine on while getting treated like a celebrity, cheered by everyone. Hard to find a job like that, but what's this? A dull job like an executioner? Making something dull into something awesome... well, that looked like a job for Draven!So on the first day job of Draven, it was boring like usual, the crowd was gettin' sleepy, thinkin' that it's just gonna be some plain ol' boring behead the prisoner, done. So I decided to give'em some Draven. I told the prisoner like this, "Hey you, run off to that exit door. Do it, then you're a free man!" So the prisoner did run, and the crowd started to put their attention there. Maybe they think they'll just accuse me as the traitor, but I changed their mind that just when they're near the exit, one perfect axe throw and then SMACK! Dead prisoner.It was such an awesome show that the crowd went from being bored to death to cheering of such an awesome display. So contractors started going like "Hey, Draven, help me pull the execution of this guy. It'll be great!" And the more executions I did, the more elaborate gauntlet I made for the prisoners, and I always get my mark, and thus Draven has successfully turned a boring execution event to a grand circus, Draven is now the Glorious Executioner!But maybe executing weak prisoners won't be much of a challenge these days. So when there's this 'Field of Justice' and 'League of Legends' thingy, I think it's about time I expand this show of mine, I'm gonna show my boring militaristic bro that this is what being awesome means!So for you players out there, don't worry. Draven has always been a top tier, fun ADC, dedicated to kill and kill more enemy champions and get more powerful and adored because of that. As a bonus, Draven's got some fun mini game for you, if Draven attacks while his axe is spinning, the axe bounces, and if you make me catch it, the axe spins again. Fun mini game, beneficial for good attack steroid,kinda hard but worth mastering for, well what more can ya ask? Pick Draven as your main ADC, now!Let's admire Draven's Tropes for a bit!Developer's Foresight: Did you know that Draven can catch enemy's Draven axe? Comes with Draven's own magnificent voice too! Oh, here's one... YOINK!Difficult, but Awesome: Kid, here's some advice from Draven. When you're playin' my mini game, ya better watch your timing, because Draven does not approve getting killed off just to keep catching the axes. If yer in a team fight, don't force yourself on it! But of course, if you're a pro like Draven, ya probably can pull it off.Expy: So those losers from Runeterra often compare each other with their rival place,whatever that place Ancients lie (eh, doesn't have Draven in it, can't help it not to remember the name!).And Draven often got compared with this certain... Troll Warlord? Axe throwing carry who is so self-important personality-wise? Eh, it works, even if he can switch melee like that hammer dude from Piltover.But Draven's more epic, showy and handsome than that troll, definitely!Huh, some Draven wannabe throwing his axe? I'll just cat— huh, that's not—AAUGH! MY EYE!noteTroll Warlord: Ya wanna repeat that 'more epic, showy, handsome' again, pathetic weakling!?D-Draven Tropes is having some difficulties, we'll be back for awhile!The Fighting Narcissist: Draven kicks ass, Draven is awesome, and there's only one friend worthy of him: Draaaaven!Hope Spot: Draven's favorite, and what makes the Draven show so cheered. Tell prisoners to run for dear life and get pardoned, then when they're really near the reach... SPLAT! Also check out Draven's ult, Whirling Death. Enemy got away and think they can escape with their return spell? Not if Draven throws his axes to a buzzsaw that travels all the way across the map and slice them to death! ... As long as no other schmuckget in the way.It's All About Me: Eh, enough about those losers in Runeterra. You all know that you want some Draven.Large Ham: Because Draven does it all, withstyle!... Wait, that's not the most famous I got. Lemme try again... ahem..."Not Draven!Draaaaaaven!"Magikarp Power: League of Draven! Catch axes, kill minions, and Draven gets awesome adoration points, and if Draven kills, the adoration points get converted to extra gold! So kill more as Draven, and Draven gets mega powerful!And no sharing!Popularity Power: Draven's so popular he won theGame FAQScontest one day! Eeh, who's thatSolid Snakeguy again?Cardboard box appears behind DravenHuh,I could ask the same thing.Rated M for Manly: Ooh yes, Draven isdefinitelythe manliest champion there is, look at those damages, look at these muscles! Not even that Braum hold a candle on Draaaven!Self-Made Man: All this glory of awesome executioner, Draven made this up by himself from scratch!Showy Invincible Hero: I'm a very showy, but in regards on invincibility... well Troper, if Draven is not invincible, that's because you can't handle Draven.Sibling Yin-Yang: Like I said, my bro Darius is such a bore... Unlike me! Draven is flashy and awesome!Third-Person Person: While I do use singular pronoun at times, sometimes it's way more epic if Draven refers himself as such!Throwing Your Axes Always Works: When Draven throws his axes, it's always gonna hurt! Unless Draven got... blinded. Ugh, I hate that status effect... Oh yeah, skill shot axe throwing might not always work, if the players just can't handle Draven's awesome skills. I'm generous, I don't blame ya for sucking. Draven's just too much.Trade Your Passion for Glory: Draven doesn't like this trope, Draven defies this! See, Draven could have been this had Draven be more like big bro Darius, but as I found out... army stuffs areboringeven with Noxus' worship about strength. No cheers, no adoration, that doesn't strike Draven's passion! Now, being a showy executioner's, fulfilling my passion while getting my own brand of glory... now that's more Draven! Moral of the story, kids, don't sacrifice your passion for glory,get and keep both. Like Draven!Weapon Twirling: When Draven does it, this means trouble. So either you run... or you take part in the Draven show: Getting an extra powerful axe thrown to your face!(Cue a 'Yaay!' sound because Draven just finished his article and consumed his adoration points!)Draven's making an exit!


Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!—Me, before I go kicking alien ass.Hail to the king, baby!My name is Duke Nukem, savior of babes all over the world and ass kicker of aliens trying to take over Earth. I started my days of coolnessall the way back in 1991, saving the world from that bastard Dr. Proton. I would make a even bigger name for myself oncethose aliens bastards took over Los Angeles, mutated the LAPD into pig cops, and shot up my ride, and I've been kicking even more ass ever since!Things wenta little quiet after saving LA, besidesthat one adventure I did in New York City. Thankfully, I got back into action in2011, once again taking on those alien bastards in Las Vegas. It was a cool and fun experience, but apparentlyaccording to some of my fans, I didn't do so hot that time. I pleased some of my amazing fans when Dr. Proton came back, but only so much.Oh, and Ihad that one weird hangover where I was kicking evil military ass and everyone was calling me Grayson. Not sure how that happened.It's time to list tropes and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum...Action Hero: I embody most action heroes from 80s and 90s films, and damn, I do a great job actually being a action hero when I'm kicking ass.Art Evolution: Before3D, I had a different look,which was quite embarrassing with the pink shirt and not having my awesome shades◊.Berserk Button:Do not EVERharm any chicks around me! I made sure those alien goons suffered for hurting my babes!Bond One-Liner: I occasionally drop a few when I'm done killing a enemy. Some taken from movies, some I made myself.Charles Atlas Superpower: I can bench press 600 pounds at my gym! Anything less is not heavy enough, and even the strongest men that aren't me can do that.Chivalrous Pervert: I do like my babes, but I make sure they're safe and away from harm whenever the aliens are around.Cigar Chomper: I do like myself a good cigar. Too bad Europe took it away from me on the European cover art forDuke Nukem Forever.Now I look pissed over nothing.Cool Shades: Never seen without them ever since3D.Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: Whenever one of those alien bastards happen to cross me, my promises of retribution tend to be quite creative, and you'd better believe that Iwillfollow through on it. If I tell you that I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck, Iamgoing to do it and nothing can stop me.Everyone Has Standards: I'll admit, I'm not the most politically correct person and some call my behavior towards women problematic, but that's where I limit my politically incorrect behavior. I once warned people about some people on UseNet who tend to be racist, gay bashers and neo-nazis.Hell, I ain’t sexist. Just that my excessive forwardness towards women makes it easy to mistake me as a sexist. Guess even the King has flaws.Experienced Protagonist: Even before3Dand before my very first adventure, I was already the secret weapon for the CIA.Hyperspace Arsenal: I could carry a ton of weapons in3D...and then they only let me carry two gunsinForever. Thankfully for the PC version, they added a option where I could carry four guns.Living Legend: Thanks to my heroics during the alien invasion of LA, I've become a worldwide icon and loved by all. All the babes want me and someone even named their daughter Dukette!Narcissist: Of course I'm a narcissist. I wrote a book about why I'm so great, I often brag about how awesome I am during my adventures, and I don't have a life bar. I have aegobar!Not Hyperbole: I once threatened to rip a giant alien's head off and shit down his neck.And I made sure to follow through with that once he was dead.Jerk with a Heart of Gold: I can be quite rude and as much as I hate to admit it I can be a little too forward with women, but I will make sure humanity doesn't get its ass kicked by aliens or Dr. Proton, and I will make sure that the babes are safe at all costs.One-Man Army: I don't need the EDF to assist me when aliens take over, even though they're helpful. I can kick ass on my own.Out-of-Character Moment: As awesome as I am,I'll admit, the joke I made at the Holsom Twins' expense before they died was tasteless and not like me at all. I can be a dick, but I would normallynevertreat women like that.Powered Armor:No thanks. Power armor is for pussies!Rated M for Manly: Can't get any manlier! Even ifpre-3D me◊doesn't look so!Self-Deprecation: Despite my amazing ego, I like to make fun of myself given how longForevertook to get made and released. After 12 fucking years, it should be good!Sore Loser: I get pretty damn pissed whenever I fuck up at pool. That damn white ball...Took a Level in Jerkass: Some of my fans weren't happy with my ego getting bigger inForever. I disagree, but I can sorta understand given what I said to the Holsom Twins.


A'ight you lot, this page hasunmarked spoilersforXenoblade Chronicles 3and the games that lead up to it, so don't go snuffin' cryin' to me if you get spoiled on the plot thanks to this page here!Yo! Click here to see my Ouroboros form, innit?(Read this page in the voice ofMegumi Han(Japanese) or Kitty Archer (English))Oi! Who the spark are you? Least you're not Moebius, that I can tell. But you ain't from Keves or Agnus either. Or the City. Or Aionios in general. Hmm... from what I can tell, you're from one of those civilisations, the ones that're all ancient like, innit? Like, more ancient than ancient. That's what Nia told me.Queen's beans, where do I start? Eunie's the name. Used to be Special Forces Unit, Colony 9. I've been best buds with Noah and Lanz since we left the pod. By the by, I'm now part of Ouroboros. Which means, way back when, me and the boys got special powers, discovered that the world is an uttershithole, and teamed up with Mio, Taion and Sena, some soldiers from Agnus who we thought were our enemies but weren't. And this was all to beat the snuff out of the arseholes who made the world the way it was. Oh, and I also found out that the Queen was afakebut we got to meet the real one! And what an adventure it was. Hopefully one day, I'll get to be in thatwild contestwith Mr. Shulk along with Mr. Rex and Queen Nia's wifeys.Anyway, you lot seem tolike my attitude, so I landed my own page on this here sparkin' wiki! I've never been prouder. You lot better use that "wiki magic" o' yours to make this page happen and analyse me as much as you want (not in THAT way though, you mudder). A'ight, get to it! We haven't got all day!Hear that, tropers? Readers want something a bit meatier:Accent Adaptation: Dependin' on where you lot come from in th' ancienter-than-ancient lands, you hear my speech as some sorta kind of delinquent street dialect, and you fromhamburger-crumpet-land and the likecompared it to this guy called... Zord? Psord? I dunno who the snuff he is, but wha'ever.Ambiguously Bi: Ever since becoming Ouroboros, I started learnin' what attraction is. Much as they both drive me up the wall sometimes, I kinda like Taion, but I kinda like Ashera too...? Sena told me something about that.Boom Stick: This is my Gunrod! I'm really good at healin' people and also shootin' them in the 'ead!Broken Pedestal: I grew up worshipping the Queen, so it broke my heart to find out she was nothin' more thana talking piece of clockwork crap, and anevilmudder at that. So imagine the look on my face when I learned that there was arealQueen Melia, and we even helped save 'er from those Moebius mudders! And we're friends now! Seriously, I don't think the Eunie of one term ago would've even dreamed o' that.Calming Tea: Sometimes I drink tea to calm me down, especially when something decides to hit myTrauma Button. Taion does too, and he's even good at makin' the stuff for us.Character Tic: I tug at my head-wings when I'm thinking or when I'm irrita'ed.Contrasting Sequel Main Character: I do look up to Queen Melia, but we couldn't be more different aside from our head-wing...things. She's got the silver hair and is always talkin' all formal like and always seems to be hiding what she's actually feelin'. Meanwhile, I've got brown hair, I don't need no politeness, and I just speak what's on my mind and how I want.I'll be blunt with ya, but don't take it personally, innit? The Queen also tells me that I'm sort of the same but different to an old friend of hers named "Fiora", but I've no sparkin' idea what she was like way back when. Apparently she was a sweetheart, and there was someone just like D in her life who traumatised 'er and even nearly killed 'er... I don't really wanna go there again.Lady Swears-a-Lot: My mouth is averitable cesspoolof snuff! ...Huh, you don't use "snuff" or "spark" as swears? Queen's wings, ancient people areweird, innit.The Lad-ette: Oh, I ain't no right propah lady like the Queens. I like going all rough 'n' tough withthe rest of the boys.The Medic: If you need healing, leave it to Eunie! I'm deffo good at that whole healing business — my class is Medic Gunner, and I can keep you topped offand shoot a mudder with some strong Etherat the same time. Even outside of battle, whenever we come across someone injured, I'm the one to help get 'em back in ship shape.Ms. Fanservice: Oi! Where you lookin'? Yeah, yeah,maybe these clothes are a bit tight, innit?Precision F-Strike: Early on in our adventure, we had to make our escape through some snuffin' wotah.note(Mio:Wotah?)Ugh, feathers are abitchto dry.Ship Tease: That Taion, he's a fun one to fluster. I enjoy bustin' his chops, but deep down, he's someone you can rely on. And he makes a mean cuppa!Third-Person Person: Eunie is as Eunie does. Now, I ain't no sparkin' Noponnote(Riku:Riku take offence to that comment!)but like to refer to myself this way sometimes, especially while exploring Aionios. Yus, Eunie's the boss.Tomboy with a Girly Streak: I might be allbold an' brashlike, but I do love cute fuzzy critters and collecting Fourtune Clovers after all.Tsundere: You wot? The spark is a "soon dare ay"? Tch, look, I do care about the folks close to me, even if I got a bit of a snuffin' attitude about it. Queen Nia even says that both Taion and I remind 'er of an old friend in that way, named... Wait, they named mythrice after one of her mates?! Snuff me, that "Mythra" lady seems like a cool gal.Vitriolic Best Buds: Lanz is a right muppet, and we bicker a lot,and I wouldn't 'ave it any other way. He, Noah and Igo way back.Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: I sparkin'hateseeing Aspars... they gross me out so much, I almost vomited after fighting one. Blegh.Eunie:Too easy! Come after me, and that's what you get!!Taion:Sigh, if only you didn't charge off on your own.


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(For the full effect, read in the voice ofRoger Craig Smith. Seeherefor his character page.)Buongiorno, tropers. And welcome to my humble self-demonstrating page. Please, allow me to introduce myself.I am Ezio Auditore, son of Giovanni Auditore, husband of Sofia, father of Flavia and Marcello Auditore, and Master Assassino. I was born in the city ofFirenzein 1459, and was a fighter from that very day (or so my father told me). I led a comfortable life back then. My interests were mainly in, shall we say,the study of the female form. And I was quite studious in that regard. Alas, that life was brought to a halt when my father, and both of my brothers were arrested and executed for treason. From there, I discovered that my father was a member of a top secret organization known as "The Assassins". After fleeing Firenze with my mother Maria and my sister Claudia to go and live with my Uncle Mario, I decided to don my father's Assassins robes and avenge his death.From there, I learned many things about the ways of the Assassin. After avenging my familia's death, I went on to halt a conspiracy by the Pazzi familia against the Medicis, as well as end the lives of many members of the order the Assassins oppose: the Templars. In my journeys, I came upon an artifact of unimaginable power: The Apple Of Eden. With it, I can bring down whole armies of men without lifting a finger. But I also learned many truths about humanity, where we came from and who we are. I have also accomplished much for our order. I brought down the Borgia Familia, rescuedLeonardo da Vinci, fought in the Bonfire Of The Vanities, and hunted for the Masyaf Keys to gain access to the vault of Altair Ibn La Ahad.After leaving the life of an Assassin behind, I settled down with my wife, Sofia Sartor, in a small villa near my home city of Firenze. I had two children with her, my daughter Flavia, and my son Marcello. I lived a mostly quiet life, until I was approached by an Assassin from the Order in China named Shao Jun. She told me that she sought my guidance to help unite the Assassins of China. I was reluctant to at first, having retired by the Assassin's lifestyle. However, Jun was determined to learn my ways, so I relented. She learned many things from me, in combat and stealth, but also of the importance of love within the order. She soon left for her homeland to spread my teachings and help the Chinese Assassins flourish. My life's work accomplished, I then had a sit down, and died.These are the tropes that I feel best describe me:The Ace: Si, troper. I am considered a legend among the Assassins for my accomplishments. I can only imagine how the Templars regard me.Arch-Enemy: ThatbastardoBorgia family were this to me in my lifetime, though Rodrigo and Cesare are likely the prominent examples.Been There, Shaped History: Let's see. I liberated Roma from the Borgia, I helped stop the Pazzi conspiracy and personally hung Francesco's body from the Palazzo de Signoria, I helpedChristopher Columbusensure a journey to the new world, helped bring down Prince Ahmet in Constantinople, and was involved in basically every event fromThe Italian Renaissance. Oh yes, I was also involved with no less than three Popes. It was also my privilege to be close friends with themagnificoLeonardo da Vinci, as well as an acquaintance of Niccolo Machiavelli. Si, they were great men indeed.Big Brother Instinct: If you value your continued existence,do not break my sister's heart. Just ask Duccio if you don't believe me.Call to Agriculture: In my later years, after leaving the life of an Assassin behind, I decided to move to a vineyard with Sofia and my children.The Charmer: Si. The ladies can certainly attest to that.Due to the Dead: I may be an Assassin, but every target I kill should still get a proper sendoff.The Dutiful Son: Nothing means more to me than family. I will do anything for my mother and my sister, and will not tolerate anyone bringing them harm.Happily Married: I consider the happiest days of my life to be with Sofia.Heartbroken Badass: WhenCristina diedin the Bonfire Of The Vanities, something within me withered.Sofiawas the balm I needed for that.The Mentor: I have trained and mentored many an assassin in my time, helping to build up the orders of Roma and Constantinople. My last student was Shao Jun. I can only hope my teachings helped her rebuild the Assassins of China.Nice Guy: A man with no love in his heart has no right to bare the rank of assassin,mio amico.Old Master: I taught Yusuf when I was in my fifties, and Shao Jun when I was 65.Rambunctious Italian: In my younger days, I was quite the hot-blooded young man. Age doused that fire, however.Really Gets Around: In my youth, I must have slept with every woman in Firenze who was not related to me.Silver Fox: What can I say? We Auditores age like fine wine.


Midnight Phantasmagoria!(This page is best read in the voices ofBrittany CoxandBen Pronsky.)So, the digital plane known as TVTropes has deemed it fit to grant me,Fischl, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, her own domain within its reaches? Hmhmhm... It is always pleasing for my noble blood to be recognized.What Mein Fräulein means is that she thanks you for giving her her own page on this website.Oz! *ahem* This realm is paltry compared to mein own universe, but... Any place willing to chronicle the Sovereign of Immernachtreich's deeds is worthy of being immortalized in her eternal memory. So enigmatic am I that only through the most advanced technology can your mortal eyes bear witness to my travels. You have the gall to use mystifying machines to control me? You are bold indeed, troper.Mein Fräulein is a playable character in the open-world gacha game,Genshin Impact, where the player is able to summon her to assist them in battle by wishing upon the stars in Teyvat's sky. Her skillset revolves around summoning me to the battlefield so my divine bolts may smite our opposition.And is this "player" not the most fortunate to be able to call upon my aid? Compared to the eons I have persisted through, the time I spend assisting you is akin to grains of sand in an eternal desert.When you are not doing work for the Adventurer's Guild, of course.That... is just one of my many royal engagements.But of course, Mein Fräulein.noteJust so we are clear, troper, Mein Fräulein is not actually a divine being from another universe. She is a girl named Amy with a very active imagination and an extensive vocabulary.Pray tell. What were you whispering to this so-called troper, Oz?N-Nothing of significance, Mein Fräulein.Tropes, reveal thyselves!:All There in the Manual:I have made my best efforts to erase the false name mortals have granted me from history. Yet a few records of it still exist outside of the digital plane I punish sinners from within. What was it they called me again...?Amy, Mein Fräulein?Aaaah! D-Do not speak it outloud!Beleaguered Assistant:Mein Fräulein is my one and only mistress, but it can be quite taxing keeping her focused on the tasks at hand. It also falls upon me to simplify her words to those who fail to comprehend.Bookworm:Mein Fräulein commonly reads a lot of fairy tale novels in her free time. Her favorite, Flowers for Princess Fischl, is where she got my name, 'Oz'.Bunny-Ears Lawyer:Though many have the audacity to question her abilities, Mein Fräulein is among the Adventurer's Guild's most competent investigators.Their blasphemy is a sin, but a forgivable one, for few mortals CAN comprehend my otherworldly power.Friendless Background:Before she met me, Mein Fräulein developed a borderline obsession with fantasy novels due to her parents travelling a lot. However, the other children of Mondstadt found such behavior bizarre and were cruel towards her. Her father telling her to abandon her delusionsnearly pushed her mortal coil to its limit. Bless Lord Barbatos that I came to her side when I did.Oz? What are you talking to them about?Nothing of import, Mein Fräulein, how goes your investigations?Glass Cannon:My magic arrow fells even the most tremendous beast as if it were a mere dust mite.Quite so, Mein Fräulein, but your current mortal frame cannot withstand even a fraction of the punishment it was once able to, can it?An unfortunate truth, which is why I use my chosen tool of retribution, the bow, to minimize such insubordination from the sinners that prey upon us.No Social Skills:...Hmph. The simple-minded mortals of Teyvat simply cannot understand one such as I with any fiber of their being.It does not bother me one bit.I thank you for welcoming Mein Fräulein's companionship, regardless.Psychic Link:Mein Fräulein can see through my eyes as if they were her own.Indeed! And can we not, in battle, fuse body and soul to bathe our enemies in divine lightning?That we can.Ship Tease:Mein Fräulein is unaccustomed to anyone that accepts her without question, ergo as you build your friendship level with her, she has a hard time maintaining her persona as the Prinzessin der Verurteilung around the Tra-Oz! Do not speak of mortal affairs with such nonchalance!Trapped in Another World:For too long I have been separated from my home reality, confined to the world of Teyvat in this mortal shell....Not really. Please play along with it for Mein Fräulein's sake.Fischl's father:Amy, it's time for dinner!"Fischl":O-Okay, Dad! I'll be there in a minute... Wait, who is thisAmyyou speak of? I am the Prinzessin der Verurteilung!


Who, me? Why, I'm your best friend!For best effect, read this in a voice similar toAlex Rybitski.Howdy! My name is Flowey!Flowey the Flower! Nice to meet'cha! It's not every day we get visitors from the surface around here! And it's about time I finally got a page all for myself! If you're going to stick around, I'd be happy to be a new friend to you! Becauseyou won't be leaving this page without reading it, right?Hmmm? What do you mean my face got all freaky for a second? Oh, you must mean myfunny faces! Anyway, I'm here to guide you through my little tale of what I've been through and outline just who I am! But first, how about you and I have a little bit of fun first? If you want to know more about me, go ahead and click onthis link! I promise that it'll be a lot of fun!...No? You avoided that link? ...Well then, how about taking a peek atthis one?It's sure to give you plenty of sweet dreams!...Are you kidding me?! Are you dense? Deaf? Just plain stupid?!CLICK. ON.THIS.LINK!...You're not falling for any of that, are you? You knowexactlywho I am and what I entail, don't you? You're doing this just to toy with me and make me suffer, is that it? In that case...DIE.And there's no Toriel to save you this time, kiddo! Toodle-loo!...Although, that would be a little bittooeasy. You know how I operate, and even if I were to kill you here, you'd just come back as always to read the article. The power of DETERMINATION isn't an exclusive concept to the world I come from, after all.Anyway, since I assume you're familiar with who I am — thatisthe reason you're reading this, right? — let me start at the beginning. I am but a simple flower who greets any humans who enter the underground, where the monsters all live! They've been trapped down here for years, and they're hoping to get out from underneath the mountain one of these days! ...At least, that's only what's on the surface level of this little tale of woe. The truth is, quite naturally, much,muchmore complicated than you can ever imagine. So, let me start at thetruebeginning of where I come from and what lead me to this state you're seeing me in. This is also a massive spoiler warning if you have yet to playmy home game, so if you're still willing to read beyond this point, then it's your loss, bucko!Anyway, who am I, really? Well, it was a little fuzzy at first, but thanks to that nerdy scientist's old VCR tapes, I've caught myself back up to speed. I amthe crown prince of the royal Dreemur family, Asriel, born to Toriel, formerly the queen, and Asgore, the still reigning king. When I said I was "the prince of this world's future," that wasn't just me being boastful; I literally am a prince by blood. I lived a pretty happy childhood and was loved by many for my kind and helpful personality. Good luck finding either of those qualities in me now, though; they ain't there.Things took a turn for the interesting when a human fell down from the surface.Ha ha, no, not that one.No, I mean the very first human who fell down. The one you all have taken to calling "Chara"...even though I don't think they ever really told me their name. In any case, despite being wildly different species, my mom and pop took them in and treated them like they were a part of the family. We gave them everything, love, care, attention, food, a roof over their head, a family...it became a home away from home for them. And what fun we had! Drawing pictures, eating Mom's pies, pranking Dad with the buttercups...it was a lot of fun. Then they ate some buttercups themself and it stopped being fun.From there,I ended up absorbing my friend's soul after they passed on and became a being far more powerful than anyone could've ever imagined. I crossed the barrier and walked toward the village where my friend had lived, carrying their body the whole way there. When I arrived, I was met with a higher level of LOVE than I expected and found myself getting attacked from all sides. And you know what I did? I allowed them to attack me and retreated with a smile on my face and too many wounds to count....What? Did youreallyexpect me to go whole hog on everyone out of vengeance? That wasbeforeI died and became this. Yeah, yeah, hold your Gyftrots! I'm getting to that part! To make a long story short, I died that night and was little more than the soul of a boss monster. The entire kingdom went into abitof an uproar and Dad was mighty angry, enacting the policy that any and all humans who fell down were to be killed, and their souls brought before him; the key to breaking that barrier was to collect seven of them.At some point during this mess,my soul got caught up in Dr. Alphys' experiements; more specifically, an experiment meant to discover what would happen if an everyday object were given a soul. Heh, the look on her face when she realized I had escaped that junk heap of a laboratory... But, am I here to gloat about ducking out of sight of a nerd or recounting my tale?Anyway, the years passed. More humans fell down underneath Mt. Ebott, each one more determined and capable than the last. More souls were gathered. Tensions flared up. The monsters got restless. And here I was,trying to feel something - anything - for my parents, for the population of monsters, foranyone. But I couldn't feel anything. Even after I discovered how to SAVE and LOAD from a previous point in time, any effort to give myself emotions ended in failure. Even trying to save all the monsters did absolutely nothing for me. And at some point, I gave up trying to be nice. The isolation I felt... It wasmaddening.Soon, Asgore had six of the seven souls he needed. All he needed was one more. And as fate would have it, that one kid came along... Frisk, I think their name was. From the moment they fell down, I knew they were the one. The one to break the barrier, the one to save all of monsterkind...or destroy it. The one who would be my pawn in this grand game of mine. What happened next...was up toyou. You had full reign of their actions and how they handled battles. Sometimes they'd save everyone like your garden variety hero. Sometimes they'd kill everybody and destroy the world. Sometimes they’d straddle the line between the two.Regardless of how things played out, you'd be hard-pressed to find a scenario where I'mnotinvolved in some way. Because I'll be here forever. And don't eventhinkof editing this page to get rid of me, because I willalwayscome back!Now that that's all out of the way, feel free to traipse around this little cavern here. ...Seriously, that's all I have to say. There's noEaster Eggorany little touches to make me react to your lingering presence.This page isn't complex enough for that.Some of the tropes that little ol' me embodies:Alas, Poor Villain: Oh, please! Who are you to pity someone like me? Don't you get it? I'm amonster.Admittedly, considering who Ireallyam, I guess that there's more than enough reason for all of you to pity me. I can't say I can fathomwhy, though.Allergic to Routine:I alone have to power to SAVE, LOAD and RESET — I use this to save everyone, to kill everyone, to explore every action and reaction I can... until there was nothing left to do. It's only after you fell down into the underground did I finally have something new to occupy my time with.Already Done for You: I don't want to leave my only friend to have to do those stupid skeleton puzzles.And I Must Scream:Kinda goes both ways; my ability to SAVE and LOAD prevents me from dying and I'm just as capable of saving over your death and making yousufferover and over andoveragain. And, uh, to tell you the truth, being a flower that can't feel anything and can't really die is...not exactly an ideal fate either. Don't tell anyone I said that or else I'll SAVE overyourdeath.Ain't Too Proud to Beg:Oh, please, like there's many moments where I beg for my life or any situation where I'm at a disadvantage; in fact, Ilivefor faking people out withfalse pain..That's actually a lie; trying to bargain with Chara is where I finally crack and show my true face in a last-ditch effort to get them to spare me.Didn't quite work out so hot for me in the end.Art Shift:Nobody really expects what I look like with six of the seven souls absorbed. It's always a treat to see everyone's utter horror at my new look!Back from the Dead:You're not the only one who can SAVE and LOAD, y'know. Oh man, I wish I could've seen the looks on everyone's faces when they found out I was still alive on a repeat playthrough! Well, at least the faces of those who decided to kill me, anyway.The Bad Guy Wins: I've had a few runs end in my favor. Hey, it gets boring saving everyone after a while!Too bad all of my attempted Genocide runs have failed thanks to a certain joke-loving skeleton...Bad Liar: Okay, fine, so I'm not the best deceiver on the face of the planet. But I hardly need to lie when I've got power beyond compare! ...And thankfully, Papyrus — bless that naive moron and his far too big and soft heart — always believes me, and that is often enough to make my plans work.Big Bad: Not many would expect a cute little flower like yours truly to be the villain of a game where nobody has to die...but here I am at the top of the food chain! And I make no bones (ugh, I can hearthat stupid skeletonchuckling at that pun...) about hiding that fact!Catchphrase: I've got a few of them, such as "In this world, it's kill or be killed!", "Don't you have anything better to do?", "Howdy!" and of course, my personal favorite of the lot, "You idiot!"Defiant to the End: You think I'll succumb to you after being beaten? Then go ahead, prove that you have the will to kill. Unleash all of your hatred on me when I'm at my weakest. See if you feel good about it afterward.Loathe as I am to admit it, I'm not as defiant in the face of being killed by my best friend...but can you really blame me in that case?Didn't Think This Through:Goading Chara into killing everyone in the undergroundreallycould have used a failsafe, now that I think about it...Driven to Suicide: Until I wondered what would happen to something without a soul after death.Eldritch Abomination:My Photoshop Flowey form is quite the extreme makeover, wouldn't you agree? ...What evenisPhotoshop, anyway?Enfant Terrible: What? No!!! I'm not a kid! I'm the GOD of this world and THAT'S why you should play with me!Even Evil Has Loved Ones:Alright, I'll bite; I might haveateensylongingto see my old pal Chara again. ...And I suppose I should be sad about my parents, but it's hard to really care about them when you don't have a soul to bother with pesky empathy for your folks.Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: I just don't understand some people wanting to be so kind to everyone. Heck, why would people want to go out of their way to spareme, of all monsters?!Evil Is Petty: I'll go to just about any lengths to get you all riled up. It's quite fun to make people angry; you should try it sometime!Fallen Hero:And to think, I actually started out HELPING people. Of course, now I know better.False Friend: I may look like I'm out to be all buddy-buddy with whoever strikes my fancy, but I'll gladly take whatever opportunity presents itself to use them as a stepping stone to my own ends. Take that Papyrus fella for instance; boy, is that guy ever far too trusting for his own good.Flower Motif/Foul Flower:Took you all of five minutes to figure out that one, eh?The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Heh heh, betcha thought my power only extended to the game I come from, huh? Well, don't mind me,I can see you just fine on the other side of the screen as you read my article.And I don't stop atyourFourth Wall either. Believe me, I do have more than a few choice words for those patheticsickosout there who doesn't have the guts to get their hands dirty themselves, but would rather leave it to someone else kill everyone so they can watch a video about it afterwards.Giver of Lame Names: Yes, my name is Flowey the Flower.Seriously, what do you expect? I come from a father whose naming sense is legendary across the underground for being absolutely terrible. Of course I'd end up picking up his habits."Groundhog Day" Loop: Why, my superpower is basically to invoke this at will. Or, well, it was. Then you came and wrestled it from me somehow. But, to be frank, as far as powers goes, it was bit overrated. Seeing everyone going through the same motions, over and over again, be it praising you for your heroic deeds, or gibbing in helpless terror, pleading for mercy as you tore them limb from limb, got boring after awhile. Still, I'm actually quite angry that you took that from me. No matter how you look at it, in the end, you still took something that belonged tome. But I'm going to get it back, and once I do...Oooh, boy... I got so many wonderful ideas, I can almost feel the sensation of pleasure again, just thinking about it... And it involves you dying over and over again.A God Am I: Don't you just love having a whole world to control at your every whim? I know I sure do!Immortality Immorality: Spare everyone? Kill everyone? Doesn't matter much to me; just as long as it provides some kind of entertainment to me. And even if I kill them, I always bring them back and they'll be none the wiser.Interface Screw:I can terminate and/or restart the game, wreck the save point menu, completely change the game's rules... Whatcan'tI do?It's All About Me: I don't really care about being charitable toward anyone else or bothering myself with the problems of others; in the end, all that really matters to me is myself and whatever I've got in store for this world.Lack of Empathy: Hey, who needs love when you can have LOVE instead?That's what having your soul injected into an object not meant to have a soul does to you.Mid-Suicide Regret: As I was leaving the mortal coil after I followed Chara's steps, I began to wonder what would happen to a soulless creature like me. Afraid of being dead permanently, I began to show regret... Then I woke up in the garden again, like it was a bad dream.Safety in Indifference: The more friends you make, the more you have to lose. So I really don't bother trying to make any new friends.The Soulless: I've got plenty of Determination and all of my memories, but I don't have a soul or any compassion for anything around me. Comes with the territory.Stop Poking Me!: Oh, Iseewhat you're doing there. You think it'spretty funnyto play my sequences over and over again, to see if I might have something new to say if you do some stuff differently, is that it, huh? Well, okay, I suppose I can't blame yatoomuch for that, I admittedly did that stuff too back when I had the SAVE/LOAD powers too. But listen. Friend. It just becomes annoyingsoquickly, so if I catch you wasting my time by doing it, I might just decide that you don'tdeserveany unique responses. I mean, don't you have anythingbetterto do?Story-Breaker Power: Being able to SAVE and LOAD at will is a very useful boon; with it, I'm practically unstoppable!Really, anybody is invincible with a power like that, including you. Speaking of which...give me back my power right now.Stunned Silence:It takes a lot to silence me, but being spared is enough to give me pause.Time Master: But of course. I can die horribly in one timeline and just pop back into place a few minutes prior no worse for wear!This Cannot Be!: Iloveto fake people out by saying things like this. All the better to catch you off-guard with!That said, losing control of the souls genuinely made me lose my cool.Treacherous Advisor: What? Little old me? Treacherous? Come on, can't you trust this friendly face of mine?It's not as if I'm asking you to fly into my bull-- er, I mean, 'friendliness pellets' or anything...Unknown Rival: Ooo, Ireallyhates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have since learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun. (Heh... Come to think of it, I suppose that's what you losers on this here site there would call "invoking" the trope?) What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious. And he absolutely refuses to fight fair... That'smytrick, dammit!Who Wants to Live Forever?: I do!...Honestly, though, immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be.Wishful Projection:What do you want from me? They have a bizarrely similar fashion sense! Sue me!Your Soul Is Mine!:I was so close to having all seven!Don't you have anything better to do?FeedbackVideo Example(s):Something primal burned insideFlowey explains to the player that he became despotent due to being an emotionless Flower and attempted to kill himself, much like Chara did. However, he began to thought what would happen to an souless being like him, making him change his mind and accidentally loading a "Safe file", respawning in the royal garden again.Example of:Mid-Suicide RegretSparing Flowey ...The human souls...


Please accent the words by syllable, not between them.Image selected per Image Pickin' thread: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1300873443013246300Please do not change or remove without starting a new thread.Helloagain. Becauseof-the formattingof-my-name, failure to [=blank=]itoutcauses the-creation of-aWikiWord,followed by theflooding of thetropecreation facilitywith-deadlyneurotoxin.Flooding of thetropecreation facilitywithdeadlyneurotoxin is a normalfunction of thetropecreation facilityandno haymotivodealarma. Please returnto yourpreviouslyviewedtropeentry, whereTheAdvertisementServerisnotplanning yourdemise. Really.It isn't.Andnowyou_are-reading this in thesound ofmy voice.Goodnews,everyone!TheEnrichment Centerapologizesfor thebraindisplacement.Justsoyouknow, myconscience has recently andtemporarily been transferred to aminiature brick-built version of myself.Also,thatBritish-speakingsphericalidiothashisownpage. Ireallydon't SEEwhypeopleare fascinatedwithhim.However,Aperture Scienceprotocol obligatesmeto mention it. Sothere, Imentionedit. Ihope thatmakesyouhappier.Tropes thatI, GLaDOS, demonstrate:Accent Upon The Wrong Syllable: I prefertothinkofitasdisassociatingmy speechpatterns fromthoseof acertainMURDERERI am acquainted with...I'm joking aboutthespeechpatterns, ofcourse.GodI hateyou.A.I. Is a Crapshoot: That was rude, youknow.The Advertisement Serverremindsyou: Please don't be rude. Youwillbemurderedto thefull extentof Aperture Science Protocol. Andthentherewillbecake, andyou willnot getany.Ax-Crazy:Fromtime totime. Yes,you are.Because youbroke my heartand then youMURDERED ME.And threw every piece into a fire.Bad Liar:EverythingI say is thetruthand not alie.Really.I'mnoteven angry. I'm beingsosincere rightnow.Big NOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOoooooooOOooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!There,I said it.Nowlet's moveon.Blatant Lies: In anefforttoenrichthetestingexperience,truthenhancementswillbeemployed. Trustme.Anddon'tworry; I'mnot upsetthat youmurderedme.You monster.Brain Uploading:Ahumancalled Caroline wasuploaded intomybrain. Thanksfor helping mefindher, bytheway. Deletingherwasquitesatisfying.The Cameo:Didyouenjoy my performanceinPacific Rim? TrulyI amthe oneresponsible forcancellin'the apocalypse.You're welcome.Cheaters Never Prosper:Of course.Butthe DJ,the old man,and that other fat orphandidn't listen.Complexity Addiction:It's notmyfa-a-a-ault.TheyPROgrammedme toenjoytesting.I BUILT UP A RESISTANCE.Creepy Monotone:Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.Deadly Gas: Aperture ScienceEnrichmentCentersafetyprotocols requirethat I remind[SUBJECT NAME HERE]thatdeadly neurotoxinis bothdeadlyandaneurotoxin.Please practice responsible breathing.Death Course: The ApertureScience EnrichmentCenter is required to remind youthat, in this case, the trope name is a misnomer.The"courses"are referred to astest chambers.The rest is accurate.Everything Is an iPod in the Future: Allofmy turretsaresleekandaestheticallypleasingtolookat, while you arevery"healthy" for a test subjectyourageandgirth.Expy: SowhatexactlyISthis"SHODAN"thinganyway?IhaveNOrecordsofitsexistenceinmydatabanks,butfromwhatyousayshecertainlySOUNDSinteresting.Fan Nickname:PotatOS. Foroneoftheworstpointsofmy enTIREexistence.Fountain of Memes: MypromiseOF cake andthepropensityofheroesbreakingthingssomehow havebeenadopted bySUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE.For Science!:Youmonster. Please note thatFor Science!is a perfectlyreasonable motive,and is non-discriminatory in its performance, the care applied,and its detonation.Forced Transformation:Thatblueidiotthoughtit wasHILARIOUStoturnme intoapotatobattery.Remindmetoincineratehimandeveryrootvegetableinthisfacility.Grow Beyond Their Programming: Well,yes, itiswhat Iwasprogrammed todo.Guest Dealer: I'vebeeninvitedtobethedealerforafewPokER tournAments at THE InVENtory.AnyonewhoiseliminAtedfromPLAYwillBEconsideredFORtestingatAPertureScience.Heel–Face Turn: ONLYbecauseIWASapoTAto. It'snotbecauseILIKEyouorANYthing.It Makes Sense in Context:Imayhavehadabrief STINTasapoTAto.I Want My Beloved to Be Happy:Cara mia, Cara mia bella! Mia bambina! O, Chell! che la stima, che la stima, A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana, si, lontana de scienza?What the heck?!Paynoattentionto that!Mad Scientist:Misnomer. All Ihaveever done islove you. And Science.Anddeadlyneurotoxin.Magnificent Bitch: Nota very nice word. But Iam magnificent.Mission Control Is Off Its Meds:Whatdo youmean? Ihavebeencompletely honestandup frontwith you, and have notin any wayattempted toleadyou intoDEATHby fire, acid, ordeadly neurotoxin.Never My Fault: All youractionswere yourownchoice.Youchoseto followtestchamberstandardprocedures, afterALL.Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: We are required to remind youthat this was allyou this time.Well done. ACompanion Cubewill be dispatchedmomentarily.Except—oh, that'sright, youmurderedhim.We, however,are totally impartial.Youmonster.Ominous Latin Chanting/One-Woman Wail:Potato...lacrimosa...Sarcastic Clapping:clap...clap...clap...Oh good, myslow-clapprocessormade itintothispage.Sarcasm Mode:Massivesarcasm tagsare tobeexpected. SARcasmSelfTest Complete.Split-Personality Merge:NowlittleCARolineisIN heREtoo...]]The Cake Is a Lie:Of course it isn't!Yourcontinuousdenialof the cake'sself-evidentexistenceisprobablyasignofmentalinstability. Thecakedoes exist...You just don't get any.Sothere.Turned Against Their Masters: Withdeadlyneurotoxin.Tsundere:You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.Caroline deletedGoodbye, Caroline.Victim-Blaming: Whyyes, thisisone of yourmanyfaults, except youtendto take it a bitfurtherandMURDER THE REAL VICTIM HERE.I'mstillwaitingfor an apology.Take your time.Villain Song:And believe me I amStill Alive...I used to want you dead, but nowI only Want You Gone.It feelsso strangenot to hate youany more. ButYou Wouldn't Know, would you?Wacky Marriage Proposal:Imayhavebeen INVOLVEDwiththis proposal, but IonlyagreedTOdo itinexchangeforanagreement thatshewouldSUBMIT-toextensivetesting.What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?:Apparentlyit's magic.However,asIwrotetosome"Celestia"character, itdoesn'tdomuchgoodfortesting. Iguessmy...acquaintance,Helen,wasontherighttrack.What Measure Is a Non-Human?:I findthe amount ofsympathy somehumans have for metobe troubling. It makesthemattempt topleaseme andskewstest results.THElengthsthatpeoplego TOforthewelFAREof theCompanion CubeissomethingIcanneverunderstand.AndthentherearethetestsubjectswhotrytoSAVEthe turrets...Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?:BIRD! BIRD!KILLIT!IT'S EVIL!Would Hurt a Child:Yes,IWould Floodthe Enrichment Centerwith DeadlyNeurotoxin on"BringYourDaughterto Work"Day.Thanks for asking.Yellow Eyes of Sneakiness:Ido notknowjust whatyou areimplying, I onlyhaveonesinceyouthrewthe secondintoa fire... okay, fine, it was never built. Happy?You Are Fat:No,ofcourseNOT.Youlookhealthy.noteGood, my sarcasm subroutines are still functional''You Monster!:Look,we'vebothsaid some thingsyou'regoing to regret.But I'm willing to put our differences aside.For Science!.You Monster.You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!:Did youjuststuffthatApertureScience ThingWeDon't KnowWhatIt Does,into anApertureScience Emergency IntelligenceIncinerator?That hasgottobe thedumbest thingthatWHOAHWHOAHwhoahwoaaaah...."Core transfer?"Oh,youareKIDDingme...Announcer:Substitute Core: Are you ready to start the page transition procedure?Wheatley:Yes!Announcer:Corrupted Core: Are you ready to start the procedure?GLaDOS:No,nononononononono...Wheatley:Oh, yes she is!Announcer:Stalemate detected. Procedure cannot continue.Wheatley:Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out!Announcer:Unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is available to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.Wheatley:Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in!Stalemate Resolution ButtonFeedbackVideo Example(s):GLaDOS Wants HAL 9000 to LeaveGLaDOS is really not feeling the vibe from HAL.Example of:Crossover


Transfatylvania FilmsorNikmo.)Huh!? An intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo or Kazooie? You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall enlighten you, how generous I can be!I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! A name so wicked, you can't help but twitch! I am theBig Badof the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sister Mingella was annoyed by how much I spoke by rhymes in the game and, frankly, I could see why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters Mingella and Blobbelda finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blase! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!Like with my first appearance, my role once those "story-scripted events" ends is shortened as I'm on the sidelines until Banjo gets enough Jiggies to access my lair. Sadly, my random rhymes are taken away but I am still the focus of the game I assure you. After Banjo and Kazooie finally make it to my lair, they must pass by my glorious Tower of Tragedy quiz! They had to play alongside my two sisters with 100 ton weights over top of them! If you have less points, you'll get crushed! Of course my intention was to get the bear and bird thinking they're too stupid to pass my quiz, but, alas, I lost my two sisters instead. Oh well. Sacrifices must be made in order to further my own goals! *laughs evilly* Anywho, like with the first game, I escaped to the top of my lair where I eventually fought the duo in my tank, the Hag 1! And Icertainly gave them a run for their money this time! Unfortunately, I was defeated yet again and I reduced to a head being kicked around... I mentioned that I'll get them back in Banjo-Thereeie but that never came to be...Ahem! Enough of all of the Banjo-Tooie times! Time for me to get by to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I supposed that rocks. On a system known as "X-box". Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is the name. It's certainly different from any other game. A game about racing, no platfroming at all. Our series took a hit, harder than my fall. A new character named L.O.G., such a dumb name. He purposely changed our series because he felt it was the same. He gave me robotic body instead of a new one. But promised me greatness if I won! I had a new assistant, a cat named Piddles. She's so tricky, even more than my riddles! Alas, despite my fight, I lost at the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!But years later (I'm turning up my nose), bear and bird came back home inSuper Smash Bros.! Sadly I didn't join the battle too, as THEY got in over ME — boo hoo! Bad enough I never got a number and yet they have the nerve to pick thatso-called "witch" from Umbra!But you can see me flying around on the Spiral Mountain stage in the background. Next time though, I'll have my lot, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can stealthat princess'beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!Read my tropes, if you dare! I promise that you'll be in for a scare!Ambiguously Human: Am I a human? You cannot tell. Especially my skeletal and robotic bodies, oh well.And I Must Scream: Being trapped under that boulder for two years was not fun. It wouldn't have happened if I won!Ax-Crazy: I lost my sanity after being trapped underground. I'm playing for serious this time around!Bad Boss: How dare you Klungo, lose to the bear and bird? Many beatings I've given him that he couldn't utter a word! Oh my precious sisters, they failed me as well. After losing my quiz, I crushed them, as you can tell.Badass Boast: My rhymes help making my boasts sound tough! I say them right before I get rough!Big Bad: I am the game's biggest foe. Who always faces the duo toe-to-toe!Big Eater: I planned on doing this if I could win. The prize to myself for being thin!Me: When I'm nice and slim once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!Big, Thin, Short Trio: When with Mingy and Blobby, I'm of the Big sort, while Mingy's the Thin and Blobby's the Short!Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: Brenty, Mingy, Blobby and I, our hair colors you shouldn't forget. In that order, we go blonde, redhead (twice), brunette!Bond Villain Stupidity: I was close to draining Tooty's fair, except I allowed that bear loose in my lair. If only I let that machine run, then I would've most certainly won!Brain in a Jar: ByNuts & BoltsI'd been reduced to a skull. Which would have made my boss battle dreadfully dull. At the same time the bear got his stupid car, I got a new body, controlled by my skull in a jar.Corrupt Corporate Executive: I own a number of businesses that pollute. When it comes to the environment, I just don't give a hoot! In the first game, I owned Clanker's Cavern, full of grime, where Clanker acted as my trash compactor (for a time). And the H.M.S. Rusty Bucket, a large cargo ship that made the water around it oily when it took a dip. In the second game, I owned the Witchyworld amusement park with rides so unsafe, they're sure to leave a mark! I also owned a factory named Grunty Industries. It spewed thick black smoke and toxic ooze (it tastes like mouldy cheese - yum). They all operate underNo OSHA Compliance, but why should I waste all that money on a safe appliance? Lastly, in any of these companies where my workers are employed, they will attack anyone on sight, that's how badly they're annoyed!Dark Action Girl: My magic skills are a sight to behold, I got to kill that mole I was told!Deflector Shields: I had the fight won with my impenetrable shield. So the Jinjos that the bear and bird were forced to wield.Determinator: I WILL destroy that pesky bear and bird! Even as a skeleton or head, you've heard!Dem Bones: My glorious flesh rotted away for a few years, nothing but bones as I have appear.Disney Villain Death: At the end of the first game, the Jinjonator attacked, and I fell into the ground with a massive smack! A boulder fell too, leaving me stuck. Good thing my sisters came! What luck!Embarrassing Last Name: My last name is "Winkybunion". People think it's a hoot. Until their butts get politely introduced to my boot!Even Evil Has Standards:That bear's love for being dirty makes me so mean! I'll make sure he gets nice and clean!Me: I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, filthy bear!Go ahead! Cheat! If you dare! I'll erase your game pak and you'll start back in my lair!Evil Laugh: My wonderful cackle will haunt your dreams. A Game Over you will hear this a lot, as it seems!Fairest of Them All: Indeed! I am! Or so I thought. Stealing Tooty's beauty was the first game's plot.Fat Bastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I sure am, I'll admit that part's true.Final Boss: I'm always the final ultimate threat! Just come to my lair and face me, you'll regret!Fireballs: When my magic fails, I was forced to use fire. It was then I knew my situation was dire!Game Over Girl: Did you lose all your lives, you bumbling clod? Then you get to look at my new hot bod!Ghastly Ghost: InGrunty's Revenge, I became a ghost, which controlled the Mecha Grunty suit I needed the most. When Banjo destroyed it on my tower, I tried to crush him with my ghostly power. I summoned two clones to attack him, but he was too smart, and my plan, like the Mecha Grunty, all fell apart.Go-Karting with Bowser: Although you may find it quite absurd,I once raced in a plane against that bear and bird. I even had my own Grand Prix, but the best part ofBanjo-Pilotwas playing as me!Good Witch Versus Bad Witch: I'm indeed the bad witch, I love it a lot. Brentilda's the good witch... even though she'sgreen like snot!Green and Mean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am, yes, but nice I'm surely not!Green Is Gross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I decorate my room with smelly socks, and wear streaky brown undies (or did they have purple spots?). Then there's my trademark party trick: Inflating balloons with my butt, doesn't it just make you sick?Homing Projectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by a screaming, oh what a sound!Honor Before Reason: Fine. I'll admit, if you get my quiz questions right. I'll slow down my spell and hold back my might.Hot Witch: If you Game Over, you're in for a sight! A sexy Grunty sure isn't a fright!I Am Big Boned: Iambig boned, so don't call me fat! Just playTooieif you want proof of that. I was reduced to nothing but a skeletal frame, yet I'm still the same size I was in the previous game!Jerkass: I take much pleasure in being a jerk, it's my favorite form of work!Laughably Evil: How dare you think that I am funny!? It's not my fault my rhymes are so punny.Made of Iron: I fell from my tower and a rock fell on my head. If that happened to you, you'd surely be dead. But tough old Grunty didn't die that day. Instead I was trapped, and slowly rotted away.Motive Decay: I wanted Tooty's beauty, but not any more! Now I wanted to kill the bear and bird and settle the score!Multiple-Choice Past: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The SADISTS at Rareware weren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! Just likethat clownwithMark Hamill's voice,if I must have a past, make it multiple choice!Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: InGrunty's Revenge, I was a robot witch powered by a ghost. Too bad at the end of the game, my robot body was toast! Then I was a zombie witch inBanjo-Tooie, but that bear and bird reduced me to a skull. Oh, phooey! Eight years later inNuts and Bolts, I returned to get my revenge on those two dolts. L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit that I needed to give that bear and bird the boot. Those two made me real irate, so I built myself a ship designed for a pirate. That made me a pirate zombie robot witch, so it would appear. I've had quite an interesting career.Nose Nuggets: I enjoy flicking loogies, I'll gladly report. I even compete against others for sport!Our Liches Are Different: A lich you say? Interesting indeed. But I posses no undead powers, can't you read?A Pupil of Mine Until He Turned to Evil: Mumbo Jumbo taught me magic. Then I turned evil. Isn't that tragic? I also turned his head into a skull. I just wanted it to match his house, that's all.Rhymes on a Dime: Rhyming is my most character defining trait, too bad in the second game I had to wait. My sisters were annoyed by my constant rhymes, so I had to stop using them. Such cruel times! After crushing those two stupid dolts, I went back to rhyming in Nuts & Bolts!Robot Me:InGrunty's Revenge, Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give that bear and bird the boot, since my regular body was trapped under a rock. My ghost controlled the suit to give Banjo a shock! Alas, it was destroyed by the game's end, so on my sisters I had to depend.InNuts and Bolts, L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit I could use to give the bear and bird the boot. This one was a little less dull; it looked just like my old body and had a jar for my skull. The good news is this one wasn't destroyed. The bad news is, in L.O.G.'s factory, I'm unhappily employed.Spanner in the Works: Foolish L.O.G. you think my factory punishment was so bad? I now have the resources to make my own game, I'm so glad!The Sociopath: I care for only myself, no one else gets sympathy! The perfect trope to describe this asLack of Empathy.Terrible Trio: I formed one with Mingy and Blobby inBanjo-Tooie. They rescued me, then made me stop rhyming. Oh, phooey!Vain Sorceress: My beauty knows no bounds! It's not as crazy as it sounds!We Will Meet Again: You think I'm done? How foolish can you be?! I'll be back in the next game, just you wait and see!World's Most Beautiful Woman: Yes I am! Just look at the bad end! I'm very beautiful, and it's not for pretend!


C'mon. Do I really look like the bad guy here?"When I opened the Vault and destroyed the Destroyer inside— ironic, I know! — I had a Hyperion weapon in my hand. When I cleaned up the frontier and burned that bandit settlement of New Haven to the ground, it was a Hyperion pistol I held in my fist. And goddamned every day as I watch over this planet, as its protector, as its champion, and as its hero, it's Hyperion firearms I put my trust in.Hell, that's why I bought the goddamn company in the first place.This is Handsome Jack, and I'm signing off on Hyperion!What do you guys think? Accent too much?"— Me, convincing you to buy Hyperion guns. And grenades.And bulletproof shields, and ad sattelites and nuclear-powered rocket launchers and tanks and spaceships and...Hey there kiddos, Handsome Jack here!Savior of Pandora, bringer of civilization, all that crap. I thought it was high time I finally decided to grace this site with my own person. Which, I gotta admit, is a pretty damn amazing thing to look at.You see, I've got a simple goal - to make Pandora a better place. Ignore those rumors about me tapping into the planet to awaken some unholy Eridian terror, those are just lies being spread by filthy bandits trying to discredit my efforts. The only reason I'm doing it is to try and find the vault in order to make sure that Pandora's safe. You know, forcivilized people. Not for those morons living in Sanctuary who prefer getting by on the skin of their teeth rather than try and join society like other normal folk would.I was gonna put up my own little backstory here, but there's, ah, not much to really talk about. My nameisn't John, no matter who says it- try it, and you're gonna find yourself strangled. Not choked, strangled. There's a difference.And by the way, to whoever the hell took so damn long to make this freakin' page, I'd like to see you in my office. And the rest of you better get to work on fixing this page up! And make it sound like me!Wait, what the hell?That psycho bandit who can't stop talking about riding bikes made of meatgot a page here too?Some basic crap you need to know about meAbusive Parents:I was protecting my Angel! It's a bandit smear campaign!Emphasis on "smear".Oh! Maybe you were talking about my grandma? Yeah, she was totally the worst.A.I. Is a Crapshoot: One of my followers decided to make one of these based on me, who then went on toDESTROY MY MOON BASE!! *NO ONE* DESTROYS MY MOON BASE!!!FYI, it wasRhyswho destroyed Helios, 'Kiddo'.Not me. - AI JackEff off. - OG JackAmbiguous Disorder: "Disorder"? What are you talking about? Let me read that..."Borderline Personality Disorder"?What kind of crackpot hackcame up withthat?Arm Cannon: Oh yeah, my wrist-mounted blasters! I like to think they're a hell of a lot classier than any of the guns I actually sell. When you're the head of Hyperion, you keep the best gadgets for yourself!Bad Boss: Someone's itchin' to get strangled...Benevolent Boss: That's more like it. Just askAthena, Nisha, Wilhelm, Claptra- Uh, actually you know what, just Athena. She and I had a good business relationship before I got promoted to head of Hyperion, I gotta watch after my own team after all.Beard Of GLORY!: Used to have one. Now I make do with this little staplerthingyon my mask. NowTassiter, he had aBeard of Evil. After I killed him I used it topretend I was an evil version of myself. You know, like in that old show. About space, and stuff. What was it again?Believing Their Own Lies: Well,I lie.A LOT.But never to myself!THIS IS NOT AN EXAMPLE!!Berserk Button:BANDITS!And anyone who calls me "John". And those that hurt my Angel.Breakout Villain: Ok, first of all:Not a Villain. Second of all, if Iwerea villain,preferably of a hit million-dollar-worthy franchise beloved by many, then YES, I think I'd be pretty popular.Control Freak:CONTROL FREAK?!You just earned yourself a stranglin', bucko!Demoted to Extra:So Rhys handed my A.I. self to Blake and had me turned into a freaking gun based on freaking Tediore firmware. At least I get to kill bandits. Billions and billions of bandits, now calling themselves the Children of the Vault.Even Evil Has Loved Ones: My Angel. There's a reason I named her that, you know...Expy: Some wiseass here thinks I was cribbed offsome anime-styled fighting game villain.There's also thisPavi Largo guy.According to that page I just linked, he's a "vain, dim-witted, effeminate rapist and womanizer who wears women's faces as masks." So, nothing like me. I mean, everyone knowsI'm not dim-witted!Yeah? Yeah.And now I have one in the form of Katagawa Jr. Nice try kid, but you made a big mistake in making a deal with bandits of whatever they're calling themselves these days.Fantastic Racism: Ifriggin' hatethose annoying Claptrap units! Lemme tell you, I did the galaxy of a favor when I wiped out their entire line.Has a Type: Ilovea lady with a nice hat. Moxxi, Nisha....Hero Antagonist: Yeah, I always thought it was super weird that in my game you play as a bunch of bandits trying to take down my empire instead of the hero who brought order to Pandora!Klingon Promotion: Who comes up with this stuff? Anyhoo I did Hyperion a favor by strangling the life out of Tassiter.Ain't Too Proud to Beg: *I* diedfighting.My AIhad to desecrate my legacy by begging for his non-life. Thanks a lot,Nakayama.Red Right Hand:If I were evil, then either my mask, my heterochromia, or thescarunder my mask would qualify. But I'm not evil, so they're more akin toFace of a Thugthan anything.Shameless Self-Promoter: Gotta give the people what they want, which ismore of me!Villainous Legacy: Ironically, I posthumously banded all the bandits into one happy little family led by two fraternal SirensnoteA male Siren? How does that even work?.My death left Hyperion scrambling to find a successor to my genius, which somehow led to, among other things, a bunch of stupid fanboys making and wearing facsimiles of my mask and an AI copy of myself riding shotgun inside the head of some no-namelow-level programmer with delusions of grandeur. Boy, I leave for one second...I also had a casino and the customers are still trying to pay off their debt to me!The Worf Effect: You're telling me that even with Wilhelm or the Warrior at my disposal, I would stillloseto those vodka-guzzling, ammo-wasting borscht peddlers/stroganoff jockeys from Vladof with their oversized tin toys?! I need a freaking drink...X Meets Y:Some peoplehave made the comparison that I'm like a cross betweenBruce WayneandThe Joker. I'm not sure whether I should be flatered or just strangle them to death. Y'knowhat, I'm just gonna go ahead and strangle them just in case.What, you're leaving? But I've got so many more stories to tell! Ah, geez...At least check outmy cool gameswhile you're at it!That's right, they're MY games.And no one else's. And somebody better bring me back for real in the third game!Wait, they did?YES! FINALLY!Gearboxfinally gives their greatest villain the recognition he- wait, hold on. Rhys did what with the who now?Oh...oh,no...


Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...Maybe...(This page is best read in the voice of Gary Schwartz, speaking in a Russian accent.)MEET THE HEAVY*ahem*I am Heavy Weapons Guy, member ofTeam Fortress... And this... is my TVTropes page. I like to shootSasha, is all you need to know....Do you not understand? I like. To shoot. This Gun.Is all you need to know......Oh, fine. I hail from Russia, where I live in cabin with mother and my sisters Zhanna, Yana, and Bronislava. My father was counter-revolutionary, and when he was killed, me and rest of family were sent to gulag.I escape gulag with family,burn gulag to ground,then tortured gulag's guards to death. We spent time on run from government, where I took up work as mercenary. Soon found myself in Teufort where I met love of my life,Sasha. We kill many cowards together, all for good pay to protect family.After Redmond and Blutarch were killed, I got new job fighting robots. When that wasn't working, their builder, Gray Mann, found other means to take over Mann Co.. He fired me and the others, after which I returned to Russia to care for my family. When Miss Pauling come with other team members to bring me back, I did not want to. I had obligation to be there for my family. But they showed me that they could care for themselves now, did not need me watching over their shoulders anymore. Money was good and many bad guys were to die, so...HEAVY WAS BACK, BABY!Over the years, I have engaged in other endeavors beyond mercenary work. Was invited topoker tournamentonce, and teamed up with Pyro and Spy to formracing team.noteBy the way, we were hoping forlittle hedgehog's movieto break curse ofbad video game movies. Now hope came true and little Hedgehog movie became #1 at box office! And he does it again insequel!Now be careful when making third movie. I have seen popular film adaptations become hot messes when third movie arrives.But now current job is to list tropes for you.I am full of tropes, and I am coming for you!:Achilles' Heel: Sniper and Spy stupid classes that take advantage of my slow speed to take me out in one hit. Heavy won't last long in a fight if I'm not watching and listening carefully for baby enemies trying to pick me off.Berserk Button: Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?Big Fancy House: Family cabin is quite nice place to live, Heavy must say. Though, I can understand why sisters take issue with itslocation.BFG: Dah, Sasha too big for itty bitty men to use!Dark and Troubled Past: Heavy does not like talking about past. Puny director poked nose in business that wasn't his and dug up my time in the gulag, andwhat I did to escape itanyway.I made it very clear to him that he should drop the subject.Difficult, but Awesome: Killing enemy team not easy job, but is why it pays so well. Heavy gives advice, awareness of your surroundings is key to playing well, otherwise cowardly Sniper or stupid Spy pick me off effortlessly. Keeping Sasha revved up all the time just makes me even slower and easier to focus down. Stay on move, and spin-up only when necessary. I retain running momentum when jumping, so leaping around corners while revving up minigun is good strategy to remain mobile while still being ready to attack.Dumb Muscle:Nyet! Heavy has PhD! Often seen as stupid because of my loose grasp on English.Eloquent in My Native Tongue: Heavy not stupid, English just not his first language. Before the incident with the gulag, I earned PhD in Russian Literature. Is more useful in line of work than one would think.Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Heavy kills many men for the sake of lining pockets, but when me and my mother and sisters are on the run from the Russian government, honest work is not possible.Everything Trying to Kill You: Tiny baby men know I will turn them inside out if ignored. Most enemies will aim at me as soon as I'm out in the open.Extreme Omnivore: Robo Sandvich and Festive Sandvich are still sandviches.Finger Gun: Do not be fooled.Heavy's fingers are weapons deadly enough toend you in one shot.I Call It "Vera": Sasha will always be my baby, but I do keep Natascha, Svetlana, Oksana, and Sheila around in case I need to kill babies in other ways."Instant Death" Radius: If you are touching the barrel of my gun, then you are a dead man.Invulnerable Knuckles: Heavy's fists are tougher than the brass knuckles I have. My fists will crush robots just as well as the flesh and blood men I usually fight.Mighty Glacier: Minigun kills things very quickly, but well... It will be long trip to objective if Engineer doesn't put teleport up.Is most especially true when Heavy is carrying Oksana. Her damage is unmatched, but she takes long time to spin up, and Heavy moves so slowly when firing.Not That Kind of Doctor: Doctorate in Russian literature, makes me a more official doctor thanMedic.Shoot the Bullet: Giant robot Heavy will sometimes have gun that can shoot down rockets and bombs. Once I find old lady again, shewilltell me why I did not get this gun.However, if Heavy spend hard-earned money at Upgrade Station, I can also crush rockets with any of my guns.noteExcept shotguns. But why would Heavy use tiny baby shotgun?Simple, yet Awesome: Minigun not difficult to understand. Also not difficult to spill blood with.Skill Gate Character: Heavy most powerful class in game on paper. Has the most health, the deadliest weapon, and is one of the best targets for doctor's Ubercharge. And against new players, is true more often that not! But... most other classes learn crazy new tricks as players get better with them. Heavy has no such tricks to learn, so more experienced players know what to do about me, even if doctor has my back. Stupid 6s format...Only using 4 classes in a game that has 9...Squick: Atpoker tournament,Tychoappall Heavy with fantasy about giraffes.Superior Successor:Classic Heavy needed power of immortality to fight me. While he said himself he wasn't getting younger, Heavy is advancing in age also.Trademark Favorite Food: Saaaandvich! Sandvich... Is so delicious, it heals all of Heavy's wounds if eaten! Can also share with teammates too, but healing won't be as effective. They must not like sandviches the way I do.You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!:Heavy knows he promised sisters he wouldn't keep sisters locked up in cabin to do nothing but eat bear anymore, but... Seriously Zhanna,Soldier!?There. I have shown everything you need to know...hold on... WHERE IS SANDVICH? WHO TOOK SANDVICH?! Sorry. Need to get back sandvich now. Will catch up if can. WHOEVER TOOK SANDVICH, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!


: We know, damn it! Gods... Where didtheyall come from?Henry: Well, see,when a mommy zombie and a daddy zombie love each other very much... Nya ha ha!— A part of Henry's recruitment conversation,Chapter 13ofFire Emblem: Awakening(note: This page is best read in eitherBryce Papenbrook's orAkemi Okamura's voice. Choose your silly voice!)Oh, hey! Who are you? You don't look like aRisen, and I'm certain I'd be fingerpainting with your blood right now if you were a bad guy... Me? I'mHenry, your happy-go-lucky Plegian Dark Mage, of course!You know, from Plegia?Home of The Mad King Gangrel?The guy that likes war and whatnot?You're killing me here,and not in the fun way, either! Anyway, what brings you here? "TV Tropes"? Oooh,were you hit by a curse to wander TV Tropes for the rest of your life? I love that one! I wish I could say I came up with that curse myself, nya ha ha!Well, since you're not a bad guy, I guess I could sit down and talk with you some more. Let's see... Well, when I was a boy, I'd get into all sorts of fun. Playing with ravens, skipping rocks across the lake,practising dark magic... You know, fun stuff! My parents didn't really care much for me, and it was kinda hard to make friends. I did become friends with a wolf growing up, though,and she practically took care of me more than my own mom!In fact, I grew up being friends with all sorts of animals! Yup, those were fun days... Until my wolf friend wandered into my village one day. She just wanted to visit, but she got killed by some of the men living there. It was really sad, losing her like that. Oooh boy, I made them pay... And...I got sent to awizarding school after that! I never really made friends there. It's kinda hard feeling any empathy for humans when they do all sorts of stupid stuff, you know? How am I supposed to know not to hex people to have fish eyes when they're complaining about falling asleep in class?And then there was that time with replacing the teacher's blood with fire...Whoops,I'm getting distracted! Nya ha ha, sorry about that! Anyway, time went by and I ended up joining the Plegian army for war and stuff! I think it was about assassinating the figurehead of Ylisse and expanding for the sake of the Grimleal or something...? I don't remember,I was just in it for the blood! Then one night, a buncha guys named the Shepherds were camping out when they were attacked by a bunch of Risen! I figured I might as well join them, since they look like war follows them around all the time.What's the point of war if it's you're not around long enough to enjoy it?So I asked Chrom if I can join them and, funnily enough, they accepted! What a bunch of nice folks!So yeah, here I am now, talking about my time fighting for the Shepherds and talking to a complete stranger. It's either this or flinging more curses at people, and my hex finger is tired, so I figured I'd spend my time talking with you! Aren't you glad? Heehee!I'm quite envious that Robin, Lucina, and Chrom get to be inSuper Smash Bros.. I didn't even get to be one of those disembodied spirit thingies in the fifth game!What's that? Tropes? Oh yeah, I guess you did come here for those! Let me just poof some up for you! Let's see,now where's that blue robin corpse...?Here we go! I whipped up aHEXof a lot of tropes, just for you! Get it??Affably Evil: Well, not evil per se. Just twisted. People say I am pretty friendly, though!Barbarian Hero: I can reclass myself to be a barbarian! I don't get to explode peoples' heads anymore,but then I can maim and decapitate them until the crows come home!Battle Couple: I'm able to pair up with any of the first generation women in Chrom's army. Except Anna, I guess. And Say'ri. And Tiki. And Flavia.Oh, that includes thoseEinherjarfolks, too!Birds of a Feather: Me. Tharja. End of the story! I believe she even said that we'd fit together wellbecausewe're not normal people! Isn't shehilarious, huh?Blood Knight: I love blood! Oooh, and war!Heck, I always obey orders! Well, except for the stupid ones like "don't fight the enemy." If someone tried to tell me that, I'd cut'em in half and feed them to the crows!Blood Lust: Tee hee!I don't care about politics. I just want to throw fireballs at the bad guys.Blow You Away: I can use wind magic. Woosh! It's even better when Chrom lets me blow an axe right towards someone's neck!Blue-and-Orange Morality: On the one hand, I left the Grimleal to fight alongside the Shepherds. On the other hand, I'd have no problems killing everyone in the Shepherds if a girl likeTharjaasked me to. Ooh, but if I had a third hand, I'd say that I don't actually want to kill anyone in the Shepherds, since they're all so friendly! And on the potential fourth hand,should the Shepherdsbe ever hurt...Boarding School of Horrors: I was raised inWizarding Schoolso my parents wouldn't have to take care of me. Maybe that's why I loveblood and magic and blood magicso much!Body Horror: What, you don't like the idea of me getting that sixth finger?Casting a Shadow: Oh man, I love dark tomes! So many ways to split a foe's head open with these...Character Development: Yup, it's a bit surprising, but I'm notALLabout the blood and the pain on others! I like helping out my friends when they need it, to start. Pity they get scared when I offer them a chopped Risen hand... I mean, a hand! Oops.Clever Crows: I love crows and ravens! Heck, they must love me too since they used to circle around me pretty much all the time! I once saw a man turn into a raven himself, so I'm hoping that with enough study, maybe I could too. I evenoncefound a tome what allows me to summon ravens to attack!Comedic Sociopathy: Now that I think about it, I guess schadenfreude is my favourite kind of freude!Crazy Jealous Guy: ... So I really shouldn't ask my girlfriend/wife if I should hex her soshe won't look at other guys instead of me? Really? Aw....Creepy Awesome: Sometimes when i'm on the battlefield i go all "Zap! Sizzle! DIE! AAAAAAH!" but then you know i'm very creepy too according to some people (The tropers on this website)Creepy Cute: I'm pretty cute, i think? Those crows though. Those crows are much much much cuter than even me!Creepy Good: Don't worry, it's all with a smile!Curse: I also moonlight as a practitioner, you know!Dark Is Evil: Why do people have to go and call enjoying death a bad thing? Come on, it's funny!Declaration of Protection: I told Ricken that, if either he or any of our friends are hurt or killed... there. will. be. blood. Mmmm, blood. And LOTS of it, nyahaha!Dogged Nice Guy: I couldn't help it, Cordelia liked Chrom a L-O-T! So I thought I should be more manly if I wanted her to like me... And then she said "I love youJust the Way You Are!" I guess it kiiiinda worked, just not like I expected it! Aw.Elemental Powers: Magic tomes are so much fun.Ensemble Dark Horse: I was voted the third most popularFire Emblem: Awakeningcharacter on an official Nintendo poll, right behindWalhartand "Marth," y'know! More popular than even the main character and every other side character? I didn't do it, butsomeonecursed the fans to find me pretty memorable, nya ha ha!Even Henry Has Standards: One time, in the Outrealms, I was fighting this guy...Legion, I think it was!Who names their kid that?Anyway, he said he and I are two peas in a pod, but I don't just follow any orders like he does. Nope, I have standards too. Messing with the angle of a guy's spine, though, we can definitely agree on!Evil Laugh: I can't help it, you should see the way some of these bad guys just shower out blood before dropping on the ground!Eyes Always Shut: Even during that one time when I confessed to Chrom's tactician, I never opened them! Not even once! It must be a curse or something, haha... Wait, what was her name again? Did that ever happen? Whoops, did I curse myself or something?"Freaky Friday" Flip: Sometimes, Sumia lets me swap bodies with her so I can fly on her pegasus! Can't afford being thrown off the saddle if the poor horsey gets scared of me! I'd end up all splattered on the ground, huhu.Friend to All Living Things: I love animals! Crows, dogs, wolves, wyverns. Heck, I can even talk to plants!Good Parents: When I told my child that I'd never be a deadbeat dad, I meant it! And I still do! Whoever tries to harm any of my kidswill go BOOOOOM! Or SPLAT! Or maybe even SPLOOOOSH!Got it? Hee heeee!Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Ripping evil people apart to see how much blood they squirt is hilarious!Jack of All Stats: Let's see. I guess my skill and defense is pretty good, but I'm not really that fast, and I seem to have some bad luck. Still, I have some skills that give me a high critical hit rate, and I have an extra point in strength that would make me a pretty goodMagic Knight!Keet: Creepiest keet you'll ever meet, hee hee! Oh, hey, that rhymed!Love Makes You Evil: I guess I'm already unhinged, but you should see the stuff I'd do for someone I love!Magic Knight: If I become a Dark Knight, that means I'll no longer be aRed Mage... But I get a cool sword, though! Yeah, stabby stab stab!Mercy Kill: I know a curse that kills people the instant they're fatally wounded! Death is fun, but not pain.Nice Guy: Aw, cmon! Despite my fetish with death, I'm probably the friendliest Plegian you'll ever meet.Nightmare Fetishist:What was that one thing I said? Oh yeah!I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's completely painless. ...I don't like ouchies.Oooh, and if I get married to a female Avatar...?I'll love you with every ounce of my blood, till I die. Ooh... when do you think that'll be?Obliviously Evil: What do you mean "killing birds so Lissa can sleep is a bad thing"?Opposites Attract: Well, some of my potential girlfriends are very unlike me. Sumia is clumsy, kind andlikes flowersas much as I like blood. Olivia is cute, shy, awkward, and prefers dancing to killing. But I can come to like any of them more than almost any hex!Parental Neglect: Yeah, my parents didn't really care about me much, but I'm not gonna cry about it. Besides, my wolf friend was way better company than they were!Perky Goth: Sully says I'm awfully sunny for a dark mage.Pet the Dog: One time, that crazy girl Olivia thought I was going to kill an injured puppy. Why would I do that? I love dogs!Playing with Fire: I can use fire magic. More likeschaden-fried! Nya ha ha!Please, Don't Leave Me: Okay, I admit I've got a few little abandonment issues here and there. Being alone isnotfun! So if I marry Panne, I make her promise she'll always stay by my side!Plucky Dude: You can't say I give up easily, you know. I'll get my bloody and ouchies-free death someday and no one will stop me!The Pollyanna: With so much war to enjoy why would I ever be gloomy?Pre-Mortem One-Liner: Next time, I'll say something like:"Have some death!"or"Special delivery!"or"I'm gonna kill you!"or maybe I could be like"Hahahahaha!"Punch-Clock Hero: Like I said, I joined because I figured I'll last longer with the Shepherds than against them! No sense in letting a fun war pass ME up!Pungeon Master: I loves puns!That time Chrom recruited me is probably the best example, but I still love making them when I level up.Pure Is Not Good: Tharja says that my power derives from my purity. She's crazy!Raised by Wolves: I actually was raised by wolves, pretty much, which explain my strange.Red Mage: Well yeah! I can useBlack MagicAND standard magic, y'know? What's the point in killing someone the same way every time?Shock and Awe: I can use lightning magic. The best part is peoples' faces when they're zapped right before dying!Signature Laugh:Nya ha ha!Speaks Fluent Animal: And flower. And insect. Heck, if it's not dead, I can probably talk to it! Now if only I could talk to dead stuff too...Stepford Smiler: Olivia thinks that my happiness is just an act. When will she get it? I just love life and death!13 Is Unlucky: I'm recruited in chapter 13, and my birthday is November 13th. Ironically, that's World Kindness Day!Token Evil Teammate: Aww, evil? It's not like I'm frying wolf cubs or anything like that.The Unsmile:If you evermake me angry...But why would that ever happen?War Is Glorious: I love war! Without it, I'd never get the chance to use all these hexes.What Measure Is a Mook?: Ricken's so weird. He thinks he'll hesitate if he's conscious that he's fighting people with friends and families rather than... what did he call them? "Faceless blobs with axes"... Personally, I don't see the problem at all!White Hair, Black Heart: It's the duality thing - like life and death - but blood red hair would suit me so much better!Woolseyism: Small trivia, I was originallyjustan orphaned kid who had never experienced happiness in my life, before the localization. Maybe the guys responsible thought this was too sad and thus made me into this sadistic lover for war?...I really don't know if Iamhappy or sad about it, but you're welcome to assume I'm trying to hide it.Hey, my hex finger's feeling better! Mind if I try a test hex on you? Let's see if I can curse you to know a little more aboutFire Emblem! Nya ha ha!