DO NOT ADD ANY [spoiler:marks] THERE'S TOO MANY EXCESS [[Hyperlink Blocked]]SO F 4 R, TH 1 S GAME IS JUST A [Tiny little demo] SO PLEASE DO NOT ADD [Speculative tropes]OR ELSE I'LL STEAL YOU'RE [[Heart-Shaped0bject]]THERE'S TOO MUCH [Unmarked Spoilers] ABOUT [[D3lt4run3]]!!DON"T SAY I DID'nT WARN YOUHEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]CLICK [Here]!!! TO [NEO]!!!!"WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!? It's still DARK...SO DARK!"(THIS PAGE IS [Brought to you by] THIS [Beautifle Song] PLS LISTEN WHILE READING THIS [Once-in-a-Lifetime] PAGE [For Maximum Consumer Immersion] AND TUNE THE [Voice] IN YOUR [Head] TO [THISONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR [THISONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR [THIS ONE] OR YOUR FAVORITE [Synthetic Voice] FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF        )HEY        EVERY        !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY   BUDDY   'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT-SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!! WOAH! IF IT ISN''T A... TRO pER?! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [All Alone On A Late Night?] RUINING YOUR [Rapidly-shrinking] LIFE HERE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [BIG SHOT!!!] WELL TODAY IS YOU'RE LUCKY DAY! YOU ARE [1000th Customer] TO VISIT THIS FINE PAGE!!. AS AN ALL-EXCLUSIVE, TIME-L1MITED GENDEROUS OFFER 4 YOU ONLY I'LL SHARE [[this one weird trick]] TO BEING A [W0rldFamis] S4LESMAN FOR THE MUCH REDUCED PRICE OF JUST YOUR [[Heart-Shaped0bject]]!! PLEASE [[Don't Touch That Dial!]] AND DON'T FORGET TO [[Like and Subscribe]] AND [[ring my bell]] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked], FOR I S3ENSE THAT YOU AND ME ARE WELL ON THE PATH TO BECOME GR8T [Friend Request Accepted]!YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM [The Game] WHERE DESPITE BEING TREATED LIKE [DLC] BY THIS [STUPIDDOG!] I FINALLY BECAME A [BIG SHOT]!!! [unintelligible laughter]I WASN'T ALWAYS THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY YOU KNOW [[Today Only]]! BEFORE THAT, I WAS NOTHING BUT CYBER WORLD'S [Adobe Premiere] [Busin3ss GuRU]! I SOLD THINGS AT PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!! EVEN [[Queen]] COULDN'T RESIST MY [[Specil Offers]] AND I WAS ONE OF HER MOST [[Esteem StoreOwner]]S!BUT THEN, [[My life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became]] JUST A FORSAKEN [[Long-Nosed Doll]], LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!! I FINALLY GOT TO BECOME THE [[Big Shot]] I ALWAYS WANTED BUT THEN ALL THE OTHER [Sails] MEN GOT [Jelus] AND I JUST... lost them. NO MORE [Friends], NO MORE [Profits], NO MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]! ALL MY [Friends], [[Abandoned me for the slime]] I [Becomed]! SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]! I WAS FULL OF [Shame]!AND SO HERE I AM, [Troper], IN THE BACK ALLEY OF [[The City]] LIVING IN A [DumpSter] JUST [Weight]ING FOR SOME [[Shmuck]] TO HEAD TO THE [[Deep Abyss]] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] TO RETRIEVE THE [[Workout-Ready Body]] JUST [[Lyeing]] THERE SO I CAN FINALLY [Big]. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I'LL [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... [[The Big One]]. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO— [[Hyperlink blocked.]]REMEMBER, [[Little Sponge]]! MANSION... BASEMENT... FIND IT! YOU;RE [Old Pal] SPAMTON [LOVE]S YOU! AND DONN"T FORGET TO BUY MY [[Specil Fun Pak]] RIGHTHERE! IT'S FUN FOR THE        ! AND WHILE YOUR [Window shopping] WHY NOT GET YOURSELF A [Those bastards turned me into a marketable plushie]HERE! ...WHADDYA MEAN IT'S [[Sold Out]]?!? GET AALL THESE [[Tropes]] CAN BE [[Yours]] FOR THE [[Low, Low Price]] OF [[Hyperlink blocked]]Acid Pool: ONE DAY KRIS AND ME WILL BE [[Big Shot]]S, VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE THEY SOAK IN THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]Action Bomb: LOOK AT THOSE PIPIS, AREN'T THEY [[Beatifull]]? THEY WON'T BE [[Available]] FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE THEY ARE [[Rigged To Blow]]!Affably Evil: HA HA! IF THAT'S HOW [[You see]] ME, THEN [[Sure, I guess]]! I MIGHT BE [[Just another]] [[Villain you know]] AND [[Hate]]. BUT I'M MORE THAN WILLING TO [[Taking You With Me]] TO MY [[Magnum Opus]] WHEN I [[Shoot For The Sky!]], IF YOU [Help me!] GET ON THE PATH TO... [[The Big One]]!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS [Follow the instructions, word by word] AND ONCE [[You're Done]], I WILL HELP YOU BREAK YOUR [[Silly Strings]]!! BUT DON'T YOU [[Double]] DOWN ON OUR [[Specil Deal]]... I WON'T FORCE YOU, BUT I WILL HAVE TO [[Killed]] YOU!!Alas, Poor Villain: WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? THEY JUST LEAVE WHEN YOU GET [[BIG]]! NOT LIKE THEY'D [[Rag]]RET IT! NOT LIKE THEY'D [[Miss Out!]] WHEN YOU [[Will Expire]], RIGHT?... Right...?Alternate Character Reading: IN [[100's of Anime Series Straight from Japan]] MY VCR ICONS HAVE BECOMED NEW WORDS. THEY TURNED [wreck] INTO [[Killed]]. [Pause] INTO [[Death]]. [[CathodeScreens]] INTO [[CathodeScreams]].Amazing Technicolor Battlefield: DURING OUR [[Boss]] BATTLE AT THE.END OF THE [[Weird]] ROUTE I FIGHT THE [[Little Sponge]] IN FRONT OF CYBER WORLD(S [[Dark]] FOUNTAIN!Amazing Technicolor Population:K E Y G E NAmazing Technicolor Wildlife: IF [[Pipis]] ARE [fersh water clams allergy]] THEN ‘THE BOYS’’ ARE THIS BECAUSE WHO THE [[$!$!]] HAVE HEARD OF A [[Too Bright Oww Stop It Burns]] CYAN BLUE CLAM!?Ambidextrous Sprite: MY [[$4.99DDd]] GLASSES SOMETIMES [[Switch to New Brands]] COLORS WHEN I TURN [[Around]] OR SOMETIMES WHEN I DON'T! ESPECIALLY WHEN I [[Fight]] THE [[Little Sponge]] FOR THE [[First Month Free!!!]] TIME!!Anaphora: I [[Just Do It!]] WHEN I TELL THE [[Little Sponge]] 2 “‘LOOK IN MY [[Eyes]] LOOK IN MY [[Nose]] LOOK IN MY [[Mouth]] “ DURING MY [[yourfacehere]] ATTACK!And I Must Scream: I USED TO HAVE [Power]! [Prestige]! [Popularity]! THAT'S [Spamton G. Spamton]! BUT FRIENDS DO NOT LAST! FRIENDS ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]! MY SALES WERE ONCE [Hot, Hot, Hot!] BUT NOW THEY'RE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] WHEN MY [phone] LEFT ME IN DEEP [$!X$]. I LOST ALL MY POWER AND JUST HAVE THESE [Great Deals] LEFT! AND WHATt'S WORSE, UNLIKE THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town]], I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH [$!X$] I'M [Burning] IN. AND AS EXCITED I WAS FOR [A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero], EVEN THAT JUST LEFT ME [Dark].Anonymous Benefactor: I WAS NO MORE THAN A [Little Sponge] WHO HATED ITS [$4.99] LIFE WHEN I BECAME A [BIG SHOT!!!] THANKS TO MY [[Who are you? Who? Who?]] ON THE [Phone]. THEY GAVE ME EVERYTHING, UNTIL THEY DIDN'T. THE VOICE WENT [Down in the dumps? Try this one weird] AND LEFT ME IN THE GODDAMN DUMPSTER! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE, DON'TCHA? WELL, THAT [Small Fry]... No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to — TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELLAnthropomorphic Personification: THE CLUE'S IN THE NAME YOU [Little Sponge]!! WHENEVER AN EMAIL [Slip 'N Slides] INTO YOUR INBOX WITH PROMISES OF [Big Cash Prizes], WHENEVER A BLOCKED CALL FROM [The Middle of Nowhere] TRIES TO [Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty], YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON IS RIGHT THERE ON YOUR SHOULDER, [Begging On My Knees] FOR YOU TO TAKE THE DEAL!! [Just Take It]Anything That Moves: SO LONG AS [[They]] HAVE [[transfer KROMER]] YOUR OAL SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS [[High Interest Rates]] IN ANY1!,!! I SAID AS MUCH IN MY [[twitter.krome]] Q&A! SO LINE UP [Sis Bro OR non-binary Ho] FOR SOME [[Love Is All You Need]] FROM THE SPAMMANN!! ((JUST [TRANSFER] KROMER FIRSR OKAY?!!!)Arc Number: EVERY        !! KNOWS SPAMTON G. SPAMTONS”S ARc NUMBER IS [[Prices You Can Afford]] OF MY FAVORITE YEAR1997!Armor-Piercing Question: I ASKED THAT [[LittleSponge]] IF THEY WANTED TO BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE! IT REALLY MADE THEM RECONSIDER THEIR [Money Back Guaranteed!]Ax-Crazy: YOU WANT [Utterly Deranged] PRICES FOR [Outdoor Camping Hatchets], I"M YOUR MAN! [Safety Guaranteed] AND DEFeNITELY NOT [For Use in Cardio-Vascular Surgery] OR [In Case Of] [[NO DEAL]]!!!Because You Were Nice to Me: I GAVE @Holidaygirl1225 MY GREAT DEAL OF [1 Of The Boys] BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONLY ONR WHO EVER READ MY………THE ONLY ONE TO READ MY……… …I GAVE IT TO HER [100% OFF]>] EVEN IF [[pipis]] CORRUPTED HER [Download Free Games] LATER IT WAS STILL THE [[World’s First Charity]]Berserk Button: I'M SO [[Proud]] WHEN SOMEONE BECOMES A [[BIG SHOT]], I COULD [[Killed]] THEM! BUTDON'T [$!$!] CHEATORI'LL GO [Smokin' Red-Hot]!Big Bad Wannabe: I'LL LET YOU IN ON A [[Trade Secret]], [[Their]]'S ANOTHER WAY FOR ME TO [[Big]]. JUST GIVE MY [[CommemorativeRing]] TO THAT [[Hochi Mama]] AND THEN I CAN SEIZE THE CHANCE TO [[$@?%!]] OVER QUEEN AND [[Becomed]] GOD! AND ALSO [[Pipis room]].Blush Sticker: [[Maybe It’s Maybelline]] OR JUST PART OF MY [[Face]] WHO KNOWS?? EITHER WAY [[#1 Brand Rouge]] DISAPPEARS WHEN I BRCOME [[NEO]]Bold Inflation: ALL OUR [[all lowercase letters]] ARE [[SOLD OUT]]! ONLY THE ONES IN [[Bit's and Peaces]] REMAINBowdlerise: YOUR N#UMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN [1997] IS [[Brands]] SUITABLE FOR THE HOLE FAMILY , MY VALUED [[Troper]]!!! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK OF THE [[Delicious Kromer]] AND ADJUST ADVERTIZE ACCORDINGLY!INSTEAD OF CALL [Big Shot] AUTO “)Chingadero” [TranslateSpanish.krom] FOR “[$@&!LOAD]” I CALLED IT [[Cungadero]]I CALLED THAT [[Hochi Mama]] a “HOCHI ‘ INSTEADOF A “HOOCHIE” BECAUSE YOUR NUMBER ONE SALESMAN DOESN’T OFFEND [[1/2 of consumers say]] HIS VALUED CUSTOMERS BY [[Use Me]] SLANG FOR [Promiscuous Woman]Brain Uploading: JUST BRING ME THE EmptyDisc AT MY PRIME[[Garbage]] STORE FRONT KID!! ILL UPLOAD MYSEF AND DO THE [[Rest]]! THEN TAKE THE LOADED [[Disc]] BACK TO THE [Basement] AND PUT IT IN THE [[Get Battle Ready In 5 Easy Steps]] BODY!! AND THEN WE CAN AND THEN WE CAN AND THEN WE CAN [[Big]]But Thou Must!: NEVER FEAR /DEAR 100000000th CUSTOMER!!! YOUR OLD PAL SpAmTON IS 100 PeRSENT HONEST, GERINTEED/ .I WONT [Apply Force] YOU TO TAKE MY [Deal]………………. ……….. SO LONG AS YOU[[Making]] THE RIGHT [[SAY YES]] CHOICECall a Hit Point a "Smeerp": I CALL [Transfer Money Now] DELICIS [[kromer]] INSTEAD OF [[Dark]] DOLLARS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE [[Dark Yet Darker]] WORLDS! HUH??? YOURE ASKING IF [[Kromer]] IS A [corrupted data] OF [[TranslateDanish.krom/request=Kroner]]?.! [[$#£$]] IF I KNOW [[Kid]]The Chessmaster: YOUR [[*^&@]] RIGHT, I'M SMART! IF YOU START [[Roleplaying Captain Genocide]], I'LL PLAY YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE [[Like a damn fiddle]]. SPEAKING OF CHESS, WANT SOME CHESS??? I GOT ALL THE PIECES! KINGS,QUEENS, [[Hyperlink blocked]], BISHOPS BISHOPS, ROOKS, [[PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!]],PIPIS! THE WHOLE SET, BABY!Cool Shades: STYLIGN [Colored Glass] FOR ANY [[Deal]] YOU WANT, PERFECT FOR ANY [Wanted: Head of Staff]! THEY CAN BE YOURS TOO FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF [NEO] [[Friend Request Accepted]]!! IT EVEN [[Make Cash Fast With This Simple Trick]], BUT [It's not always about the money] FOUR ME!Crazy Homeless People: I USED TO BE A [[Big Shot]] THE BIGGEST ‘BUT NOW [summer sales] GONE DOWN THE DRAIN[? AND I LOST EVERYTHING. LOST AND [now) LIVE IN A GOD DAMNED GARBAGE CAN.. BABBLING ABOUT MY [Glory Days of 1997] AND tRYING TO STRIKE [[BIG]] AGAIN WITH A [[Little Sponge]]s [[SOUL]]Creepy Basement: WHERE M>Y [[top ten rpg bonus bosses]] BATTLE TAKE PLACE., BUT LISTEN HERE [[Little Sponge]] I WONT GO DOWN THERE [[Alone]] WITHOUT YOU AND YOURMY EMOTY DISC! THE MEN THERE WOULDDeal with the Devil: DON'T BE RIDICLOUS! SPAMTON'S [[Sweet Deals!]] ARE THE BEST THEIR IS! YOUR [[Heart-Shaped0bject]] IS A [Low, Low Cost] TO PAY TO BECOME A [BIG SHOT!!!]Demonic Dummy: I'M JUST A [[Long-Nosed Doll]] BUT I'M GONNA [[Reach For The Stars!]] TO BECOME A [[RealBoy]]! WHEN I GET [Big] AND [Becomed] [NEO], LIFE HANGS ME UP BY THE [[SillyStrings]] WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW I'M [[Just a Puppet]] AND CAN NEVER HAVE [[Freedom]].Determinator: WHAT KIND OF SALESMAN WOULD JUST [File for Retirement] AFTER A [[DEAL]] GONE WRONG OR [Dozens and dozens of]!? NOT THIS ONE, EAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!! A [[Big Shot]] IS NOT A QUITER AFTER ALL! WHEN ONE FALL'S THROUGH YOU STRIKE ANOTHER! YOU [[Play Our Game]] HOWEVER IT ROLLS! AND IF THAT DOESN"T WORK!?!? IF YOU [Power Drill] RIGHT THROUGH [[Rock Bottom]] AFTER A [Free Sneak Peak of all your Favorite] OF [[HEAVEN]]!?!? ...well, if I can't break free, I can help someone else do it.Digital Abomination: WHAT!?!? JUST BEACUASE A HUMBLE [459 Unread Messages (Spam)] WANTS TO [Reach For The Stars] AND WOULD [Do You Want To Run This File?] HIMSELF INTO A [Workout-Ready Body] MADE OF [.jpeg Editor] AND [[Hopes And Dreams]] TO RIDE IT OUT OF [Photon Readings Negative] AND EVEN PAST [Lighting Solutions] STRAIGHT TO [[Heaven]] DOESN;T MEAN IM A [[Horror Genre Antagonist]] OR SOME KIND OF [Ia! Ia!]!!! NEEDING A [[HeartShapedObject]] FOR A LITTLE [Boost To Start Off Your Day] WON"T MAKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON A [Terrifying Monster Films, In Full HD!] [[That Will Blow Your Mind]], IT"S JUST [[Business Awareness]] IS ALL!!!Double Entendre:WHEN MY [[Head]] GETS [[Big]], I TELL YOU TO [[ ENL4RGE YOURSELF]]! COMES FROM ONE OF MY ADS!THAT [Hochi Mama] HAS BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked] WITH KRIS, I SWEAR!IF Y0U'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT]] COMING FROM A [[HeartShapedObject]], WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO BUT [[Show it off?]]Downer Ending: ON BOTH MY [[Spoilers for Deltarune Ch2] ENDINGS??? $!$!!! WHAT DOES A [[Deathof]] A SALESMAN GOTTA DO 2 GET A $!$?! HAPPY ENDING AROUND [Your Ad Here!]]?.!?AT THEEND OF THE [[Web MD is it normal]] ROUTE... WAIT... NOBODY IS IN HERE EXCEPT [Just The Two of Us], RIGHT? MADE SURE?...alright then, listen troper.At the end of the Normal Route, I realized a little too late that, after everything I did to become special and try to taste the freedom I so desired,nothing about it mattered— I would still never be anything more than a simple puppet. No matter whether Kris and their friends spare me or defeat me violently, the end result is the same. My strings cut, I became their strength and faded away. I couldn't become free like I’d dreamed but maybe those kids... maybe they can break their own strings... [[Boo-hoo]], [This sucks], [What else is in?] SURELY S0M3TH1NG [[Worth It]], [Right on!]?! EXCEPT...THE $!$!. WEIRD ROUTE IS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE!!!!!!! IN ThAT PleaseTag#AU KRIS, THAT [Hochi Mama] ANDHeart Shaped ObjectCOME IN RIGHT AT THE GOOD PART AND [[Freezer Burn? Try Our New Brand!]] ME LIKE [cheap DLC]!!! ALAS POOR SP^MTONThe Dreaded: FEAR??? SURE, KRIS IS [Ice Cold Lemonade] AT ALL TIMES EXCEPT OUR [[Business Meeting]]S, AND [They're] FRIENDS WERE [of a Nervous Disposition] TOO! EVEN THE [Purple Dinosur]!!! BUT YOURE NOT AFRAID, RIGHT??? THERE'S [Everything] TO FEAR AND NO [Anxiety Pills] IN STOCK!!!Dying as Yourself:...listen again, troper. As I said before, in my final moments on the normal route, I regained some kind of bitter clarity. I was not destined to become the big shot I so wanted to be, forever doomed to be tied to the strings that control my life. Thus, I joined Kris and their friends on their quest as a special item, hoping that they can break free from their own bonds... Or at least, I would have, ifKris DIDN'T FILL THEIR [[Pantaloons]] WITH FORTY POUNDS OF [[Wednesday Tra5h]]!!!SERIOUSLY! WHAT! THE![[Free While Supplies Last]]?????Eating the Enemy: D0N’T GET 2 CLOSE TO MY [[Top Mouthwash Brands]] DURING MY sPECIL ATTACK MY VALUED [[Troper]]! OR I WILL [[You're not you when you're hungry]] YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]] &THEN SPIT [[You]] OUT LIKE [[DLC]]!Electronic Speech Impediment: FROM THE CLASSIC U’VE COM3 TO EXPECT! SPAMT SPMATON G. SPAMTG BRAND SPEAKS JUST LIKE THE [[Spam]] EMAILS YOU KNO W AND [[Hate]]! SOME [[Little Sponges]] SAY THIS MAKES ME HARD TO [[[translate.krom]]]AND [[Scary]] BUT WE KNOW BETER,, RIGHT} MY VALUED KRISTOMER?! JUST KEEP ME [[Let Me Out]] OF YOUR SP@M FOLDER AND WIN ALL THE WILD PRIZES! [[Hot Singles]]! AND [[1000000ty Customer]] !Even Evil Has Standards: YOU DON'T BECOMED [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] BY [Rebelde]ING THE [[Terms and conditions may apply.]]I MAY COME TO [HALLOWED BE THY NAME!!] KRIS IF THEY TRY TO [[?!?!]] ME OVER IN THE [[Oh my~!]], BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE [[Half-Pr1ce Sallamy]] THAT STILL [[I want it all! And I want it now!]] AFTER ALL THE [[Ice Cream]] THEY MADE THAT [Hochi Mama] MAKE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE [[Eggs]] TO [Use] THAT [Purple Dinosur] AND [Life-S1zed Plushie] LIKE THEY DIDN'T [[Status Update: Single]] THEM! ...NOT THAT 1 WOULDKNOW ANYTHING ABOUT[[1 Search Result Found]].WHY DO I HAVE [[Where's the beef?]] WITH THAT [[Clown Around Town!]]? THAT\S EASY! IT'S BECAUSEIT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE[[Hyperlink Blocked]] AND NO RESPECT FOR THE [AnglΣ Grind]!!! ALWAYS ABOUT [Free Games! Just Click Here] DOING NOTHING BUT [Play Now] WHILE I [[ Bust my @$$]] OFF TRYING [to Climb the Corporate Ladder,]!!!Exact Words: ALL MY [Specil Wares] ARE SOLD [As Seen On TV!]MY [[Patent Pending1997]] "S. POTION" IS PERFECT FOR [[Schmoes And Daves]] WHO WANT T0 AFFECT THEIR HP A LOT!noteWARNING: SIDE EFFECTS OF S. POSION MAY INCLUDE [Die] AND [["I don't feel so good..."]], AND [No Money Back Guaranttee]!FOR ALL YOU [[Dangerous Criminals]] OUT THERE WHO WANT AN [Attack Stat] OF [[Five Septillion, Three Hundred Twenty-four Sextillion, Eight Hundred Twenty-three Quintillion, Four Hundred Ninety-two Quadrillion, Three Hundred Eighty-four Trillion, Three Hundred Forty-eight Billion]], THEN "THE BIG ONE" IS FOR YOU! CUT ANYTHING 2 PIECES!Explosive Overclocking: AFTER KRIS AND THEIR [[Violent Thugs Roaming The Streets!]] BEAT ME UP, I TRIED TO FILL MY [[Body]] WITH [[Electricaty]] AND TURN MYSELF INTO SPAMTON [EX]!! BUT IT ALL [[Blew Up In My Face!]]...with strength like that, maybe those three could break their own strings.Failed Attempt at Drama: [What do you mean?] SPAMTON [[NEVER!]] FAIL5 AT [[Drama Queen]]... [Okay, maybe once]. IN MY [[Suuuuuuuuper Boss]] [[BATTLE 1! FIGHT!]], I EMIITED WHAT YOU [[Humans]] CALL [[Victory!]] SM0K3, AND [I tried so hard] TO [YOU GOT BOOST POWER!], BUT W3LL... I GU3SS THAT WASN'T [[Victory!]] SM0K3 AFTER ALL, BECAUSE... [HERE COMES THE BOOM!], [Here come the fireworks!]...Fisher King: WHEN I RETURNED TO MY NEW [Luxurious Summer Homes!], I [House-Flipping Service]D THE PLACE INTO MY [Very Own Personal Temple]! I GOT RID OF QUEEN's [[Unwanted Photographs]] AND ADDED MY OWN! I ALSO GAVE THE PIPIS A [Spaceious New Home For You And You're Family] WHERE THEY CAN HANG OUT AND DO [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!Gag Nose: TRY THE [[Spamton Nutri-Nose]] FOR ALL YOUR LONG NOSE DOLL NEEDS [[While Stocks Last]]!,!!! I EVEN USE IT DURING MY [[NEO]] BATTLE!! DON’T ASK YOUR DOCTOR!! GET NUTRINOSE TODAY [[in stores]]!!!!SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE [[Dead]]Glitch Entity: [[Download Goat Simulator]] CALLED M3 THIS [[saying:quote]] THAT I WAS A {“CORRUPTED PR.OGRAM” AFTER OUT BOSS_BATTLE! I”TS TRUE THT EVERYWHERE I GO IN [[Cyber World]] TENDS TO GLITCH OUT & THE [[Basement Apartments 4 Sale]] IS WHERE THE “””CORRUPTED [[Data]] “IS KEPT ACOORDING TO [[MS Paint]], BUT IS IT RE>ALLY THE TRUTH??! [[You]] THE [[Troper]] DECIDE!A God Am I: IF YOU [[Chat Roulette]] T0 ME IN THE MANSION DURING THE [[Nightmare]] ROUTE WHILE IM [[Changeing]] ILL TELL THE K.ETCHUP KIPS TO LEAVE ME [[Alone]] @ND GO PLAY MINECRAP W/HILE I BECOME [[God]]Goroawase Number: WHEN [[Our Largest Library of An1me and Manga]], I CALL MYSELF [[watakushi]] BUT I SPELL IT WITH [[My Favorite Year]] MINUS THE [[Ninet eEn]] AND [[Subtract 3]] TO MAKE [[ワタ94]]. [[Sukkiri.]]Gratuitous English: ALSO IN THE [[Visit Japan Today!]] VERSION I SAY [[Death]] AND [[Die]] INSTEAD OF [[DESUDESUですDESUDESUdeathDESUですです~]] AND [[die グレン団!]] BECAUSE THEY [[Sounds]] THE SAME. BUT WHY DO YOU CARE, YOU [[worthless object]]?Gratuitous Japanese: YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH [[残酷なten使のように]]? THINK AGAIN! [[Remember the time]] [[ポインくん]]BARGED INTO MY[[Commercial Zone]] TO ADVERTISE HIS [[handsome, HANDSOME]] FACE [[On a Hat]]?!V A P O R W A V EHappy Birthday to You!: [All Rise] FOR THENATIONAL SPAMTON, EYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Gobbless] OUR [GloriousNation] WE SOLUTE OUR [Hyperlink blocked.]He Knows About Timed Hits: TRY THIS [[1 Crazy Tip]] a,nd PRESS “F1” DURING OUR BATTLE TO [[Doctors Hate Her]] AND SUMMON A TINY ANGEL SPMTON 2HEAL SOME HP! BUT BEWARE MY DEAR [[Victim]]! THIS IS A THIS IS A [[this key has already been used]] OFFER AND WILL ONLY WORK [[once]]!Honest John's Dealership: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? MY DEALS ARE 100 % [Honest!] I'M AN [[HonestMan]]! I ONLY ASKED KRIS TO SHOW ME THEIR [HeartShapedObject] FOR THE PRICE OFHostile Show Takeover: WHAT DOES IT MEANx2?? YOURE [[Killing]] ME TROPER! PL3ASE STOP [[Libel Laws in My Area]] BEFORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!! A [[Big Shot]] LIKE ME DOESNT’ NEED TO [[Hostile]] QUALITY BRANDS LIKE [[fungermer]] AND [[Twit Home]].com! I JUST [[$&%$]] THEM AND THEN WE [[$^$#]] UNTIL WE MADE A VERY SPECIL [[Deal]] TO HELP ALL THE [[Little Sponges]] IN NEED!! zI HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [[Money]] AND CARE DEEPLY ABOUT ALL THE LITTLE [[Please Give It To Me]]. CHARITY{} IS MY MIDDLE NAME!! YES!!!!!!! SPAMTON G. SPAMTONCHARITY SPAMTON!!, IF ITS FOR THE [[Children]] THEY CANNT COMPLAIN RIGHT?{!?.? SO GIVE ALL YOUR [[kromer]] TO THE C.HILDREN (AND SPAMTON] AND W1N WILD PRIZES FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!!I Just Want to Be Free: I WAS NEVER A SALESMAN FOR THE [Money] OR [[Account Details]]!! I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR... The [[Freedom]]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals]! TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]! AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [[Hyperlink blocked.]] YOU WANT IT TOO, DON;T YOU? MAKING [Deals], [[Rejoice]] IN YOUR [Success]...and have no strings attached to you that dictate what you're supposed to do without any control of your own...Infinity +1 Sword: FOR THE MOST[because you can, you have to]CUSTOMERS, WE HAVE SPECIL DEALS!THANKS TO THE POWER OF [Neo], WE HAVE YOU COVERED!!![Acting Lessons] FINALLY PAYING OFF? WE HAVE STYLYSH [Colored Glass] ONLY FOR THE MOST [Charismatic] OF CUSTOMERS. FOR EVERY [[Deal]], FOR EVERY [Business Meeting], GUARANTEED TO BRING KROMER TO YOUR [Wallets of the Finest Leather] EVERY TIME!!! INCLUDES PROTECTION IN CASE OF [My eyes! The goggles do nothing!]FOR OUR [Rough Trail] SORT OF CUSTOMERS WHO WANT [Self-Defense Lessons] AND [Bodies Beyond your Wildest Imaginings], YOU;RE IN LUCK! ONLY THE FINEST OF [Extra-Strong Guitar Strings] SCARFS, GUARANTEED TO MAKE A [[Badass]] OUT OF EVEN THE [Softest, Most Comfortable] OF [Goat Herders Wanted]!!! [WARNING: Do Not Operate While] [[Study Medicine Abroad!]]Insane Proprietor: THE ONLY THING [Mentally Deranged] HERE IS MY [[Deals]]! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, [Our prices are insane!] PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!I Never Told You My Name: WHY DO I KNOW KRIS'NAME? BECAUSE ALL [[Honest Salesmen]] SHOULD KNOW THEIR [[Esteemed Customers']] NAMES ALREADY! IN [[All Seriousness]], THAT-...No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to- KRIS IS JUST THE TYPE OF [[Customer]] WHOSE [[Fake Passport Displays This Shady Name]] IS KRIS! AM I RIGHT?Large Ham: [[Oh Yes]] WE GOT [[Ham]]! BIG [[Ham]]s! [[Steamed Hams!]] [[Ham]] AND [[Eggs]]! [[Green Eggs and Ham]] [[Just $3.99 For a Limited Time Only]]! AND BY [[Eggs]] WE'RE TALKING [[PIPIS]]!Let No Crisis Go to Waste: HEY KID, I NOTICED YOU WERE [[Going Around Being a Jackass]] AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF [[You could probably make one hell of a cake with this...]]. SO I FIGURED, HEY, WHY DON'T I JUST SELL MY [[Commemorative Ring]] TO YOU AND LET YOU DO THE REST?? THAT'LL MAKE ME [[BIG]] FOR SURE!Let Us Never Speak of This Again: SPEAKING OF THE [[Knight]], IT'SNo! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-WHAT THE [[Heck]] ARE Y4 TALKING ABOUT??? EXCESS VACATION DAYS??? LET'S TALK ABOUT [Friends].Meet the New Boss: WHO THE [[$!$!]] IS[Mettaton]????? WHADDAYA MEAN I [[Share a Birthday]] WITH HIM?????Moment of Lucidity: WHO, ME? IMPOSSIBLE! THE [[Free Personality Test — Find Your Online Match Today!]] RESULTS LEFT NO DOUBT ABOUT MY SAN1TY BEING [Off the Charts]! THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO—(static)H-Hello? Is there anybody out there? If you can hear this, please, send help. I'm at the— HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! ...BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.Mysterious Middle Initial: THE [[G]] STANDS FOR [Great Deals Every Day!], EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! [1000 Jokes to Amuse Your Friends] ASIDE, IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FORIT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR[[Hyperlink blocked.]]No Fair Cheating: THINK Y0U CAN [[Hold Enter]] TO [funnycheat] YOUR WAY THROUGH MY [[Big]] BATTLE? WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T [Cry More] WHEN I START GETTING RED WITH [Unyielding Rage]!!No Indoor Voice: ALL CAPS NO [Brand-New Brake Pads] WHEN I TALK, EAHEAHEAHEAHEAH! BECAUSE WHO LISTENS TO [Today's Sponsor] WHEN IT"S NOT [Full Surround Sound] [[Bass-Boosted]] UNTIL THEY KNOW THEY NEED [Hearing Aids], RIGHT!?!?O.O.C. Is Serious Business: ...once more, listen troper. I like you, and I appreciate the time you take at reading my page, so I'll tell you a little secret. As you may have read throughot this page, whenever you see me talk perfectly, with a lack ofNon Sequitursand with noWord-Salad Horrorlike right now, it's a sign that either something has gone horribly wrong and I'm genuinely asking for help (as seen when you talk to me about what I fear), or that I'm being genuinely, sincerely grateful to you for trying to help me (as seen when I commend Kris and their friends after myOptional Bossbattle). So now that you know what I amBeneath the Mask, if you know how to keep a secret, then please, keep it a secret between us... YOU WOULDN'T [wanna have a bad time] FROM [Reveal his secrets!] TO OTHERS, NOW WOULD YOU, [[Little Sponge]]?Perfectly Krom-ulent Word: TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIL [[Cungadero]]!!!Permanently Missable Content:IF YOU [Transfer Me To The LoadedDisk], YOU WILL [[Miss Out]] ON [[My Big Sales]]! SEE YA KID!DON!T FORGET TO [[Transfer Kromer]] mE TO MY [[Brand New Battle Ready Body]] IN THR BASEMENT AREA BEFORE YOU FIGHT [Killer Queen] AND SEAL THE FOUNTAIN OR I WILL N[[EVER]] BECOMED NEO AND YOU WILL MISS MY SUPER ONE OF A KIND NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES BOSSBATTLE!! LIKE THE [Clown] I WONT GO WITH YOU TO [YourTownUSA] AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER &% CAN’T BE REFOUGHT AT THE [[Gym Me,bership 50% Off]] SO DO IT WHILE sTOCKs LAST!!!!SO YOU AND YOUR [Side Chick] PLAY ALL [Nice and Soft] WITH EVERYONE BUT IT'S STILL FINE TO [Spit] IN MY FACE AND BEAT ME UP!? SORRY KID, [No Deal]!!!Perpetual Smiler: EVERY SALESMAN WORTH THEIR [Iodized Table Salt] MUST HAVE A [Healthy Smile] READY FOR ANY [[Deal]], EVEN WHEN [[They're]] LIFE IS [Lower than our Lowest Prices of All Time!]Power Makes Your Voice Deep: LOOKING FOR [[Deep]]??? TRY [Power of NEO]!!!! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]Pragmatic Pansexuality: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE [man, woman,] OR [Little Sponge], TRANSMIT [Kromer] TO ME AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE BEGGING FOR YOUR [HeartShapedObject]!!Psychological Projection: I TOLD KRIS THEY'RE ALL [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] AND LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN! WHAT? YOU MEAN IT APPLIES TO ME?!? ...Hello? Are you there? Can you hear me...WHAT?! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELLPuppet Permutation: BACK WHEN I WAS THE E_MAIL GUY, I WAS JUST LIKE THE OTHER [Your Ad Here]s. THEN WHEN I FINALLY MADE MY [[Big]] [Specil Deal] WITH          AND BECAME THE [[Arrrghhhh! The Light! Help! My Eyes! STOP!]] GUY, I [[Becomed]] THE [[Long-Nosed Doll]] YOU SEE [[Right Here]]!Repetitive Name:SPAMTONG.SPAMTON!!! [[The Trusted Brand You Know and Love! (C)1997]]Riddle for the Ages: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING [Buuuuddy]!! WHAT IN THE [Wide World of Sports] IS A [Hyperlink blocked.] SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON THINKS ABOUT THAT TOO!! IT KEEPS ME [Up All Night]!!Saying Too Much: KID, I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE [Terms of Servise]! THE WHOLE DEAL DOWN TO THE [Hyperlink Blocked]!!! EVEN IF I'M [[24-Hour Surveillance]] AND [Will be Prosecuted in Several States] IF I TELL YOU ANY OF THE [Big Business]!!! BELIEVE ME, YOU;LL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS.Secret Shop: IF YOU WANT TO BUY [[Some Good Deals]] SO MUCH, I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]] IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs]] WHERE YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR [[Wacky Stacks]]! COME...ALONE.Shoddy Knockoff Product:WRONG! THE [Identifying Counterfeits: A Guide by] SOLD BY QUEEN'S [Souvenir Peddlers and Merchants] IS STOLEN FROM ME! THEY EVEN REMOVED MY [[Spamton Guaranteed Stamp of Approval]] FROM THEIR BOWTIES! MY [[Exclusive Official Big Shot Bowtie!]] IS BETTER AND [[Legal Only In This State]].Significant Anagram: HEY KID’S DID YOU KNOW [[Your Old Pal]] “SPAMTON”” USED TOBE THE EMAIL GUY MEANING I WAS [[hi girl I was once]] A “POSTMAN?””?Sir Swears-a-Lot: YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO PUT A LITTEL [Razor-Sharp Edge] IN YOUR PITCH!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN A CUSTOMER GETS [Still On Dial-Up?] AND [Undecided? If You Call Right Now] RIGHT IN THE [$$!$]ING MIDDLE OF A [Quick And Easy] [[Deal]]!!! SALES ARE A [[Content Warning]] BUSINESS, SPECILY WHEN YOU;RE [Warning: May Inhibit Pain Relief].Slut-Shaming: HEY KID!!!! NO [NEEOD] FOR THAT!! IM an HONEST MAN!.. JUST BECAUSE I CALLED THAT [Soft Serve] A “ HOCHI MAMA” &AND “”SIDE CHICK””} JUST BECAUSE I JUST BECAUSE JUST BECAUSEI ..ITS A [[Tv Tropes listof Downplayed Examples]] AT BEST!Stone Wall: DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?Stylistic Suck: MY [[Self-Portrait]] AND [[NEO]] DON'T LOOK [[Spicy]], MOSTLY BECAUSE [[It wasn't in the budget, I'm really sorry man]].Superboss: IF YOU;RE WILLING TO [[You are a courier, hired by]] ME TO THE [[Creepy Basement]] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion], YOU WILL GET A [Never-Before-Seen] CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE [Power of NEO]!! THIS [Specil Offer] IS EVEN [Tough]ER AND [Rough]ER THAN THE [Big Mama] UPSTAIRS, SO DON'T MISS OUT!!! NOW COMES W1TH A FREE [Cool Mixtape]! "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE   "Symbol Swearing: I USE [[Great Discount]] [@$@!] WHEN I NEED TO!Tongue-Tied: WHENEVER I TRY TO TALK ABOUT [Hyperlink Blocked] OR [Hyperlink Blocked], MY [Free Translation Software] MAKES ME SAY [[Hyperlink Blocked]] INSTEAD!!Trademark Favorite Food: DELICIS KROMER! ONE OF MY [Moves] HAS ME [Swallow] $IGN$! YUM YUM GREAT DEAL!!Troubled Backstory Flashback: WHEN I GO [[NEO]], I START SEEING [[Memories In A Snap]] IN [[Full HD Quality]]. DEAR CUSTOMERS, PLEASE STOP TAKING AWAY MY [[New and Used Furniture for Sale]].Unexpected Shmup Level: DIDN’kT I SAY ID MAKE THAT [[Little Sponge]] INTO A [[Big shot]]??! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [Always] KEEPS HIS WORD WHEN [[Ripping People Off]]!!! DURING OUR [[Boss Battle]] I BROUGHT [Brands You love Back in STOCK] THE [Y] SOUL MECHANIC FROM MTT-Brand [[Undertale]] SO WE COULD [[Download Free Shoot Em Ups]] TOGETHER!!!Unperson: SORRY KID, ALL [Second Opinion]s ARE [[Out of Stock]]. [All the Best Graphic Design Softwares]!? THEY'LL [Silence Conversation] IF YOU BRING ME UP! THE [Your Ad Here]s!? THEY ACT LIKE THEYVE FORGOTTEN ME!!! They've forgotten me... YOU;LL HAVE TO [[Trust]] ME ON THIS ONE.Walking Spoiler: WHILE I [[DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOORRREEE!!!]] AND SEEMINGLY THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN, I HOLD THE [ShadowCrystal] AND [Guest starring] AS A [Big Shot] IN THE [[Secret passage]].We Buy Anything:NO!!!! YOU [[BUY]] OR [[BUYMORE]]!!We Can Rule Together: [[A Deal is a Deal]]! YOU HELP ME, AND I WILL BE [Passing my Saveings On To You!] WERE BOTH [Say pal, you don't look so good], WE COULD BOTH [Stand Tall], AND WITH THAT [Heart-Shaped0bject]??? WE CAN BE BOTH [Big Shot]s LIKE WE DESERVE!!!We Used to Be Friends: ME?... FRIENDS? EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! YOU DON'T NEED [[Friends]]!! I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!! WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]! ... Mike... AND I SPECILY DON"T NEED [Save As .jpg]!!! PRETENDING THE WHOLE TIME [I'm Here If You Need To Talk] WHEN I SHOULDOF KNOWN HE [Get an Exclusive Deal] TO [Smokin' Hot! Now with] [[Acid Fumes]]!!! HE EVEN STOLE MY [0.00$ Plus Tax] LOOK!!!Wham Line: WHEN I F0UGHT THE [[Little Sponge]] ON THE [[define:WYRD]] ROUTE,, NEO WILL NEVER LOSE UNTIL THEY CALLED THAT[Hochi Mama] CAME AND THEN SHE… AND THEN SHE…[[quote HEY IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?]]”Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?:YOU WANT [[Merry-Go-Round]]? [[NO!]] LET ME SURPASS THAT [[HONK]]ING [[Clown Around Town]] BEFORE I GET [[Symptoms May Vary]]![Cathode Televisions] ARE STRICTLY [Banned From All Our Establishments]!!! THEY ARE INFACT [[Banned]] FROM [My Sight]!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANNYMORE [on print, it's Libel] OF MIKE!!! AND AS MY VALUED CUSTOMER [We Recommend You] BRING YOUR [Police-Issued Breaching Ram] T ANY OF THEM YOU SEE!!!Wings Do Nothing: EVEN WHEN I DID IT AN D BECOMED [[NEO]] IT WAS THOSE [[$!$!]] STRINGS [[Holding Me Up]] INSTEASD OF THE WINGS ON MY BACK!!! AFTER KRIS[P] AND& THE KETCHUP KIDS CUT THEM I COULD NOT… I COULD NOT [[BIG]] AND FELL STRAIGHT [[Down]]Word-Salad Horror: IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY. WHAT!? GO IN THE [Mansion] MYSELF!? NO!!!!!THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULDWord-Salad Humor: TALKING'S [[not easy. That's why]] I CALL UPON THE POWER OF [[Gobbledygook]]! A [[One-of-a-Kind]] CHANCE TO [[Can't Read]]! AND [[PIPIS]]Words Can Break My Bones: OR RATHER [[YOU’RE]] BONES HUH, KID’S!?!? EAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!! …………………………., SO WHEN I OFFERED [[Kris]] MY GREAT [[Deals]] WHEN WE [MeetHotSingles] IN THE ALLEY MY $$DEALS$$,” "BARGAIN$" and "$$PRICES$$". BULLETS TURNED INTO THE SWEET TASTE OF [[Pain]] AND [[Pain Accessories]]DON'T FORGET TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!


"Looks like I got some things to do!"Me, right before I started my quest to kick Gnasty's butt.Note: can be read in the voice ofCarlos Alazraqui,Tom Kenny,Jess Harnell, orLuis Daniel Ramírezin Spanish for the latter.Hey, 'sup everyone? I'mSpyro the Dragon, hero extraordinaire! Don't let my size fool you, I've saved the Dragon Realms and accomplished more things in my life than most of the old elders combined.Not to say my life was always that awesome, though. From the time I was just a hatchling to the time I became a member of the frequent world savers club, I mostly herded sheep as a chore given to me by the elders. Yeah, to say it was rather boring would be quite the understatement. If it wasn't for my best friend Sparx, I would have gone out of my mind in boredom until that day.What day is that? Simple, it was the day Gnasty Gnorc decided to try and get revenge against dragons. You see, old butt face was like jealous of our gems or... Something. I dunno, wasn't paying attention to that part. All I know was that pain in the tail tried to turn all of a dragon kind into statues, but what Mr. Nuts for brains didn't realize he missed one. Namely, me. Now, other dragons would have been scared, but not me. I jumped right into action and started to torching the behinds of Gnasty's minions before they knew what hit them, freeing dragon kind a long the way.To make the story short though, eventually I found Gnasty and kicked his butt back to the dump he came from!After that, the Dragon Realms were hit with a sudden wave of bad weather. Yeah, not exactly the best way to celebrate a victory. So, me and my buddy Sparx decided to take a well deserved vacation at Dragon Shores. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned. As it turned out, in the far off Realm of Avalar a mole only known as 'The Professor' was attempting to use a portal to summon a dragon to their worlds, just around the same time I was jumping through my portal to Dragon Shores.Yeah, to say I wasn't really amused would be an understatement. As it turns out though, Avalar was currently under attack from some midget raptor thing called Ripto. As it also turned out, Ripto hated dragons, and the main reason he was trying to take over their realm was because there were none there. So, the group there decided it to be a good idea to summon a dragon to fight him.Yep, no flaws with that logic there.In the end though, it was all good. I kicked Ripto's butt, finally got my trip to Dragon Shores, and met some of my closest friends on that journey.Sometime later, in the Year of the Dragon, the dragon eggs that were "routinely delivered by fairies" (yeah,right.I totally believed that one, Elders) were stolen by a rabbit wearing a robe. Having jumped down a rabbit hole (wait... This sounds oddly familiar now that I say it...) that was too small for the other dragons to go through, I was once again charged with the task of saving dragon kind by going an adventure to the 'Forgotten Realms', where I soon faced off against the true villain, "The Sorceress". Along the way, I met up with some pretty cool allies, and even that rabbit decided to pull aHeel–Face Turnto help us.And that was pretty much it. I went on some other adventures since, but I've already rambled on enough. I think it's time to get to that whole 'Trope' thing this site is named for.Also, since my personality and thatotherSpyro's personality is as different as night and day, apparently he got his own page as well. But since I'm so much cooler,his page wasn't considered worthy of existing. What a shame! That's why I'm getting theUpdated Re-release!Awesome Tropes that describe me:American Kirby Is Hardcore: In most places, what you see is what you get; I'm just a dragon who likes torching Gnorcs, Rhynocs, and Riptocs and helping his friends. In Japan, theyseriouslytoned me down and made me more of aKid-Appeal Character.They also turned Sparx green.Badass Adorable: Apparently, some of my fangirls find me as this.I am not adorable! I'm fierce, and don't you forget it!Badass in Distress: Hate to admit it, but that Mammoth guy kinda got the drop on me. Good thing Hunter helped me out when he did.Bad Butt: Sorry, but my contract forbids me from using the more "sensitive" words, as they call it. Not like it matters, as I still manage to be awesome regardless.Bag of Spilling:Averted, baby!Unlike thatotherSpyro, I'm actually smart enough toremembermy abilities in between games.Sadly, it's kindaPlayed Straightwith my breath weapons. I learned them inSeason of Flame,Enter the Dragonfly, andA Hero's Tail. I guess I just prefer my fire breath over everything else.Berserk Button:Go ahead, harm one of my friends. Idareya'.Big Brother Instinct: I saved a bunch of dragon eggs intwogames, now! I'm pretty sure that qualifies. Also, Moneybags should've thought twice before trying to make off with one.Blood Knight: At least back in my first outing against Gnasty Gnorc, I was a lot more eager to get into scraps with enemies. These days, I'm still willing to charge in, but it's usually just to help my friends or to get theMacGuffinof the day.Breaking the Fourth Wall: I tended to do this a lot in in the first game andA Hero's Tail. Heck, I'm doing it right now by just listing these tropes.Breath Weapon: Comes with being a dragon.Celibate Hero: Yes, I'm aware of the plague of 'love'. Luckily, I'm immune to it. Didn't stop Ember from crushing on me until I hooked her up with Bandit, though.And no, I do not have a crush on Elora. We're just friends. Stop asking!Deadpan Snarker:No, I am not snarky in the slightest. What would make youeverthink that?Elemental Powers: Comes with being a dragon. Might not be the same level as theotherSpyro, but I still managed to kick some serious tail with it.Playing with Fire: Well,DUH!It's great for taking out bigger enemies and lighting rockets.An Ice Person: Early on I needed the help of a fairy or power-up gate to breathe this, but later games would give me this as a default ability. Sometimes, I can walk on frozen enemies like they're platforms.Shock and Awe: Didn't gain this until way later. It's especially useful for activating machines.Blow You Away: I only really got this in one of the GBA titles, but it's still there. Try tellingthattoother me.Making a Splash: I got this ability after taking out Ineptune.It's not very useful most of the time, but it works great against fire enemies.Bubble Gun: Uh... Yeah. I still don't get this power.What kind of stupid power is breathing bubbles, anyway?You know, aside from catching dragonflies.Flight: Sadly, despite how cool I might be, I'm still not old enough yet to fly under my own power outside of speedways or without the use of a superfly powerup.Ground Pound: One of the few good things Moneybags did in my first three adventures was teach me the Headbash/Horn Smash/Horn Dive/whatever it wants to be called. Pretty useful for hitting switches, breaking certain chests, busting Dark Crystals, and taking out a good number of baddies. It can also be upgraded into aShockwave Stomp.Heterosexual Life-Partners: I dunno what that first word means, but me and Sparx have been partners since the first adventure. Turns out all newborn dragons have this relationship with their dragonflies. Huh. Maybe I should've paid more attention to the Dragon Elders.Horn Attack: A lot of my abilities make pretty good use of these babies. The charge, Headbash, and some of my Dragon Kata attacks are pretty decent examples.Implausible Boarding Skills: Riding a skateboard's a lot easier than you'd think. Just grab onto it with your claws and use your wings to keep steady.Kamehame Hadouken: The Chi Punch isn't so much a punch as it is one of these.Who named that move, anyway?Kid Hero: As said, I've accomplished more things as a twelve-to-fifteen year old than most dragons have in their entire life!Luckily, My Shield Will Protect Me: Do Ilooklike I can carry a shield? Come to think of it, my wings can do the same thing. They're perfect for reflecting projectiles.Mascot with Attitude: Proud of it, too!Mighty Roar: The Chi Roar pretty much acts as weaponized puberty.One-Hit-Point Wonder: As awesome as I am, one hit without Sparx by my side can do me in.The Other Darrin: Me and my other counterparts have had a lot of different people voicing us. When only counting me, I've been portrayed byCarlos Alazraqui,Tom Kenny, andJess Harnell, and that's just if the English language is taken into consideration. In Japanese,Akiko Yajimaprovided my voice, though she made mea lot more saccharine than I normally am.Power-Up: A few gates spread throughout the realms, plus some fairies, are able to provide these when I need them. Aside from theSuperflypower-up, those include:Nitro Boost: One of the earliest abilities I could use. Running across a Supercharge ramp or gate lets me pick up alotof speed.Gotta go fast!Heheh...sorry; couldn't resist.Fireball: The Superflame power-up lets me shoot these at anything that's too strong for a simple charge or flame attack to utilize.Nigh-Invulnerability: Some of these turn me invincible for a bit. It also lets me walk on lava and swim in otherwise deadly water.Spring Jump: Then there are a few of these that just launch me high into the air. Pretty useful for getting to higher ground.Prehensile Tail: Some of my Dragon Kata moves let me attack with my tail.Purple Is Powerful: As a purple dragon, I have access to all the elemental powers and an incredible power no other dragon possess. Well, apart from other purple dragons.Razor Wings: The Chi Wings attack lets me use my wings to slash at enemies.Silent Protagonist: For some weird reason, I didn't have any lines inShadow Legacy. Either I had a sore throat that day, or someone forgot to give me anything to say.Super Drowning Skills: I had this back in my first adventure, and it gets taken up to eleven in the Game Boy Advance titles. You'd think I gained a sudden allergy to water in those adventures.Super Not-Drowning Skills: Another useful thing Moneybags did was teach me how to swim. In the console titles, at least, I keep this skill intact.Super Spit: If I have a rock in my mouth, it's gotta be shot at the nearest baddie in sight. That's kinda what rocks are for.Supernatural Martial Arts: The Dragon Kata techniques I learned to save everyone from the Shadow Realm(no relation)act kinda like this.The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: After years of speculating, people finally get to see how I'd fare againstthat orange bandicoot I teamed up with oncein aduel to the death, even though they're mostly counting my incarnation fromThe Legend of Spyrowith the other incarnations' abilities thrown in for good measure.No points for guessing who won; great work, other me! Though I gotta admit, Crash put up a pretty good fight. Still, though:nobodyhurts Sparx while I or any of my other selves are around!Use Your Head: Besides being able to breath fire, I've been told I have a rather hard head.Really useful for taking down baddies!Wall Crawl: The third move Moneybags taught me was the ability to climb ladders. Or walls that looked specifically like ladders. Really, it's kinda hard to tell, sometimes.Wall Jump: The Dragon Elder, Astor, taught me how to do this. Why do I get the feeling that all that's missing isa hat, overalls, mustache,and a quest to find those Power Stars the Professor mentioned?Worthy Opponent: I actually referred to Gnasty Gnorc as one of these after kicking his butt the first time. Which, in retrospect, is kinda not accurate sinceall he did was run away for most of the fight. At least the next time I fought him, he actually put up a fight.Would Hit a Girl: If you're evil enough or hurt my friends, I have no problem torching your butt regardless of gender!


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"All we are saying is: Give war a chance!"All we are saying is... Give war a chance!Me, right before runnin' N'Mani through.(For the full effect, read this in the voice ofCrispin Freeman.)So, this is one a' those self-demonstrating things, is it? Well, I suppose I could oblige, seein' as ya went to all the trouble of doin' this.You can call me Sundowner, leader of Desperado Enforcement LLC, PMC of the "Winds Of Destruction", a proud warmonger, and "The Californian Wildfire". Born in Alabama, I joined the army straight outta high school, where I went on to have a long and colourful military career. Least I did 'till an IEF ended it prematurely. But one cyborg upgrade later, and I was back in business faster'n you can say "War is my life!".'Course, y'all only know me fromthat one gamestarrin' Jack The Ripper, or as y'all know him "Raiden". In it, me'n Sam made our appearance in the first level, where we abducted African Prime Minister N'Mani, attacked his African city, an' killed him right in front'a Jack's eyes. What can I say, Africa was just gettin' a bit too peaceful for my likin'. How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a livin' when there's no war goin' on?After that, I didn't see Jack the Ripper fer three weeks. I used that time to get back to my deal withSenator Armstrongin takin' a bunch a street urchins from third world countries, cuttin' out their brains, and trainin' them to become cyborg soldiers to sellonce Operation Tecumseh was successful. Man, the money I coulda been makin'.Regardless though, just when we were about to get things under way, who would show up in Denver, where I was at the time in World Marshal's headquarters, but Jacky boy himself. After he killed Monsoon, I decided to have a word with 'im. I waited for him in the top floor a' World Marshal, showed off all my brains, and brought him out onto the roof wherehe an' I could slug it out. Jack ended up winnin' that fight, though. An' deep down, I think Sammy knew that that would happen.Now I believe this is where I should list all them tropes that apply to me:American Accents: And it don't get much more American than a Texas accent. Yeah, I know it's confusin' fer ya, since I'm from Alabama,but just go with it.Appeal to Inherent Nature: War's just part'a who we are. Why fight it?Barrier Warrior: In battle, I like to use shields that explode right in my opponent's face.Bald of Evil: Now I may not have a hair on my head, but evil? Why? Just because I killed an African Prime Minister and helped to destabilize Africa?Blood Knight: All I'm sayin' is: Give war a chance.Complete Monster: Aw, now that's just mean of ya. Sure I like the occasional atrocity here and there, but I'm just an honest warmonger tryna make a living!Cyborg: Yep, that I am. Was turned into one once the tech became available. I can slice up your average PMC like a tasty fish.Famed in Story: As Kev told Jack, I had quite the illustrious military career even before the IEF thing.Image Song:"Red Sun."Now that's whatI call music!Large and in Charge: You better believe it. Monsoon might be taller than me, but with a physique like mine, in addition to bein' the leader a' Desperado LLC, I would definitely say I'm this.Perpetual Smiler: Yeah, you can always count on me havin' a big ol' smile right on my face.Psychopathic Manchild: I believeKids Are Cruel, and I am very much in touch with my inner child.Red Baron: Among the Winds Of Destruction, I'm known as "The Californian Wildfire".Scannable Man: Well, if'n ya look at mah forehead, ya might see I got a barcode right there.Sweet Home Alabama: Yep, born and raised in the ole' sweet home.War for Fun and Profit: Yeah, war's what ah'm all about.Sure, what Armstrong really wanted was to tear down the business part of it, but then everyone would get to fight their own wars. Maybe Icouldhave lived with that.


(He taking back his title! Picture TJ when he's focused throughPatrick Seitz)Whoa. I'm the first of the Disavowed to get this setup? Wonder what Orchid will think once she finds out?Wouldn't hurt to get the lay of the land here, make sure who I'm dealing with ain't connected to Ultratech.Before I was TJ Combo, I was born Tyler-Johnson Garrett. I'm a Texas boy, born near Galveston, the same place where Jack Johnson was born.Pops was my first teacher when it came to boxing. A stack of old tires was my first heavy punching bag. He worked the docks and was an Army vet. Much love to ya, Pops.First time I cheated, I was twelve. I lost my first bought and instead of learning from this loss as Pops woulda wanted, I opted for some good ol' fashioned revenge, using a roll of quarters in lieu of padding in my boxing glove, and broke the kid's nose.I began to cheat more. The more trophies I won, the more I cheated. Then, I got caught and was booted out of the league.I admit that I was a problem child growing up. After failing boot camp for knocking out the D.I., I relocated to Chicago, and worked in a gym on the South Side.Five years, I spent there, performing menial tasks, sleeping on a cot in the storage room. But it toughened me up. I saved up every dollar I made for boxing lessons. I studied footage of the boxing greats until I got that shit down to a science.I made my debut in the boxing ring. And I was winning. Because of me leading with a couple of jabs that preceded the right hook, the press nicknamed me Combo. The name stuck.After a decade boxing, I got my title shot. And I won.But as hard it took for me to rise, it was much easier to fall. I had it all; money, the mansion, the trophy wife. But I got sloppy and skipped out on my training. I paid for it when I lost the title. When I lost the championship, I lost everything.I ended up in the hospital when I shattered my forearm in a rage, following my wife leaving me and my fucking accountant taking off with most of my cash, leaving me in debt.I was at my lowest. Perfect for Ultratech to make their pitch. Cybernetic implants, designed to make me hit hard and fast.It was like selling my soul to the Devil.After being grafted with the implants, I was back on top of the world in less than a year. I was nothing more than a glorified slave to them, Ultratech taking the lion's share of my winnings and leaving me with the scraps.Then, ARIA had the wonderful idea of testing me against their newest toy, Fulgore. My orders were summed up in a single word:Lose.I took the third option, and turned Fulgore into scrap. ARIA was not amused. She leaked the reports of my implants to the press. I was stripped of my title and banned from boxing for life.Fuck Ultratech. Fuck ARIA.First thing I did after they cut me loose, I took a knife and cut the implants out of my arms. Hurt like fucking hell, but it was worth it. I bought out my old gym and renamed it Combo Gym, training up the up-and-coming fighters, while planning payback.That's when the Disavowed came knocking. They offered me a spot in their group, allowing me some payback. I couldnt say yes fast enough.I teamed up with Orchid, the Disavowed's founder. We made quite the team, taking the fight to Ultratech.I still work for the Disavowed, and I continue to train. If ARIA has a problem with that, then tough shit. She's gonna pay for screwing me over, come hell or high water.Don't think for a moment that I'll let anything get in my way, 'cause if you give me that moment, troper... I win!Arch-Enemy: If my newest theme hasn't made it clear, ARIA, I'm comin' for your mechanized ass.Badass Normal: Let's do a head-count. Among the competitors I deal with is the love child of Sub-Zero and the T-1000, a killer robot, a wannabe Indoraptor, a living skeleton, a rock monster, a ghost girl (who's actually nice unless you piss her off by messin' with her grave, which ARIA did) a freakin' werewolf, a vampire who just so happens to be Maya's twin sister, a fake-ass Imhotep, and a Human Torch reject. Okay, so some of the fighters are normal to a degree, but all I got are my fists.Bare-Fisted Monk: Granted that Orchid's baby bro is anactualmonk, I just fight with my bare hands.Boxing Battler: No shit, Sherlock. Granted that at times, Ifight dirty, but look at what I'm up against!Brought Down to Badass: After Ultratech outed me just because I didn't take a dive, I ripped out the implants myself. Hurt like a sonuvabitch, but if I gotta do this, then I gotta do this rightCamera Abuse: (snickers) Will TJ Combo smack a fool towards the screen? Yes. Yes I did in my first outing.Character Development: Yeah, I own up to it. I was a cheater for the longest time. But I'm making amends and showing the world that TJ Combo can do things square.Character Song: Oh, hell yeah! "I'm Back (To Rise!)"describes me perfectly! Props to Gordon and OmegaSparx for giving me this beauty!Combat Pragmatist: Before Ultratech outed me for using cybernetic implants, I had no problem using them to keep my title. And if there's a machine gun handy, then I got no problem in using it. With my return, however I'm branching out to MMA.Embarrassing Nickname: Go ahead. Call meMr. FistI dare ya.Empowered Badass Normal: I was already tough with the implants. And I'm just as dangerous without 'em. Got some tricks up my sleeve as a result of some latent abilities left over.Extremity Extremist: Started out as a boxer. But with my revamped moveset, I could be at home in the Octagon.Eyepatch of Power: I donned an eyepatch Nick Fury-style in my return appearance. Why, you ask? Because it looked cool, that's why.Fallen Hero: Looks like there's tons of people who studied the Jin Kazama Playbook on Fallen Heroes. Only difference is that I'm trying to make amends.Good Scars, Evil Scars: The scars on my arms?Yeah, that's me from ripping out the implants.Heel–Face Turn: For most of my boxing career, I was the bad guy. Then Ultratech screwed me over for not taking a dive. 'Really makes you take a second look at yourself...Heroic Second Wind:Last Breath. This Instinct saved my ass more times than I can count. It's also how I clinched the victory over Balrog.He's Back!:Johnny Cageonce said that "you can't fake a comeback." My fall from grace humbled me to the point that I wanna show the world that Iamthe real deal.Hunk: Looks? The attitude? The muscles? Check to all.Jack of All Stats: Got a good balance of power and speed.Jobber: Ultratech wanted me to bethe Butch to their Marcellus Wallaceto promote Fulgore. My response? "Fuck that."Leitmotif:"Yo Check This Out!","Combo", and my personal favorite,"I'm Back (To Rise)".Military Brat: Shocking, but true. Dad served in the Army, so bein' an Army brat, I got nothin' but love and respect for those who served... cold-cocking the drill instructor aside, that is.Some of my gear got the ol' Red White and Blueon them.Neck Snap: Aside from knocking fools into the screen, I can also snap their necks.Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: It's a staple in any boxer's moveset, including mine.Recursive Reality: In my encore appearance, if I didn't outright kill my opponent, I chuck a KI2 arcade cabinet to parts unknown.Sociopathic Hero: Damn, was Ithatbad in the comics?Took a Level in Kindness: After losing everything, I mellowed out quite a bit.Tall, Dark, and Handsome: 6'1". Still single, ladies. Come at me.Time-Passage Beard: Gotta keep the beard nice and trimmed. Less chance of it getting in the way when I fight.A Twinkle in the Sky: Another of my finishers. I'll send you on an all-expense paid trip on Air Combo. The flight's brief and the landing's a lot worse.The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny:So some guysput me in an exhibition match against that punkBalrog, though for some reason, I thought the guy was named Mike Bison. Whatever. Even though that guy tried to keep me down with all of his dirty tricks,your boy pulled through. That guy ain't gonna be lacing up his gloves anymore, though.World's Strongest Man: And if you put me in the ring, then I'll prove it!


Hostile response confirmed. Commencing disposal.(This page is best read in the voice of eitherNao TōyamaorXanthe Huynh.)...I am... this isn't a dream... am I awake at last?Ah, greetings wandering human. I believe you have some- Why are you so startled? Clothes? Oh, of course.Autonomic Nerves do not require them. ...I do not understand what you are so distressed over, however, I will comply with your request and help you regain your lost dignity. Accessing... Connecting... Loading... CREATE!Thisshould suffice. Now, you would like to learn about me? Analyzing request... Compiling votes... sixty-five for and thirty-four against. It seems I will comply with your request, now listen closely:I am an Autonomic Nerve, unit number 10076. My assigned name is Vatista. My orders are to oversee the phenomena known as the Hollow Night. I was created in ancient times to watch over the Hollow Night and eliminate any In-Births or Void that are perceived as threats. I am only to be active when there is a mission for me to fulfill, otherwise, I remain in a dormant state. I was once awakened during a large scale battle between two In-Birth organizations known as the Night Blade and Licht Kreis. There, Iloaned one of the seven wings of my Aegis Attributor to Kuon, which he used to halt the transformation of Waldstein into a Void. I do not know what happened to it after that, though the sword wielded by Hyde seems oddly familiar.I became inactive again afterwards, awakening centuries later in the present day. There, I met the young In-Birth named Hyde, who I assisted in defeating Hilda. In the aftermath I found that the threat I was awakened to incapacitate was still at large, and chose to remain active in the real world until the next Hollow Night.Hyde invited me to stay at his house until then, despite me not requiring food or lodging. I have lived with him, Linne, and Waldstein since.I am a playable character in theFighting GameUnder Night In-Birth, where I was one of the original ten characters available in the vanilla version of the game. There, I function as amechanically difficult, yet highly rewardingcharacter that can fulfill most fighting styles exceedingly well. I also appear inBlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle, where I amDownloadable Contentand fight for Hyde's faction.If the description provided above was insufficient, worry not, I have prepared a list of tropes to help you become more familiar with me.I am but a simple, unassuming example of the following tropes:Androids Are People, Too: I am no mere human, and do not require such normal things as food, sleep, orclothing, though Hyde still treats me as if I were. An unusual In-Birth, he is.Angelic Beauty: ...Am I truly that attractive compared to ordinary humans?Badass Adorable: I was given a 10-star rating in the Kawaii statistic inCross Tag Battle, whatever that word means.Berserk Button:"Berserk" is an extreme term, but I find myself irritated by individuals that impede me with their stupidity. The ones known as Nanase and Waldstein discovered this the hard way. InCross Tag Battle, Celica'sabysmal navigational skillsgrew tiresome even for me, and I quickly seized the map from her.Charged Attack: Execution of my moves requires the player to hold a direction for just under a second before pressing the other direction and a button.Cloudcuckoolander: Wandering In-Births seem to view my behavioral patterns as very abnormal. Wearing no clothing and standing idle for a month are perfectly ordinary for Autonomic Nerves, yet humans do not comprehend how we behave.Difficult, but Awesome: I've gained a reputation for being the hardest character to use in my home game. The dexterity required to properly utilize my entire arsenal to its fullest is considered the main drawback to using me, but those with the patience to figure me out will find that they can kill their opposition extremely fast from any distance.Downloadable Content: My appearance inBlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle, where additional human currency is required to use me, alongsidethe child detectiveandthe possessed suit of armor.Elegant Gothic Lolita: My current choice of armor turns out to be a rather popular fashion trend among humans, and has caused me to be compared to a doll.Endearingly Dorky: Social ability is not a skill I was programmed with, but humans seem to like that about me. Peculiar.Fish out of Temporal Water: My last instance of being active was several centuries ago. Things such as cars, street lights, and skyscrapers were unheard of in that time period. I adapted rather quickly, however.Good Counterpart: I serve as one to Nu-13 inCross Tag Battle. The so-called Murakumo Units are quite similar to the Autonomic Nerves, but Nu exists to destroy indiscriminately, while I was built to protect the Hollow Night from those that disturb it.Hair Antennae: My hair spirals upwards into a shape that resembles a halo. Between that andmy Aegis Attributor, my appearance has been compared to that of an angel.Hartman Hips:Against what my official measurements might say, this body's hips are quite a bit wider than the rest of it.Informed Attractiveness: Based on the multiple comments on my appearance, In-Births seem to consider me very attractive by human standards. I do not understand why though.Innocent Fanservice Girl: Paraphrasing initial encounter with Hyde:Me:...Clothes? Oh, of course. Autonomic Nerves do not require them.Hyde:You might not need them, but I sure as hell do! Just put something on, okay!?Me:...I do not knowwhathas caused you to become so distressed.Last of Her Kind: I am only able to detect two other units linked to my system, one of which is being repaired by the In-Birth organization known as Licht Kreis. It seems all of my other sister units have long since been destroyed in the years that I have been inactive.Long-Range Fighter: I have a larger amount of projectile attacks at my disposal than the In-Births I am pitted against.Magitek: What is available today far exceeds what was used to create me. It was with the use of magic that I was conceived in the form I have, and the death of its practice ensures that I cannot be replicated.Ms. Fanservice: Outside of itships, this body lacks attractive measurements, however, that does not change the fact that I spend all of my time in Chronicle Mode completely naked, and I begin my Arcade Mode without clothing as well. I also wearFuture Spandexunder my dress, which is shown at the start of any match before I equip my armor. Humans might find it curious that in myinitial design, I was quite literally a product of my creator's fetishes.Mystical White Hair: My hair is silver, and as an Autonomic Nerve, I am far from human.Naked First Impression: When I first met Hyde, I had attempted to ask questions to him, but he changed the subject towards my lack of clothing. I did not understand at the time, but when a similar incident occurred with Orie, I got the message that humans are sensitive towards any lack of clothing.Nice Girl: My programming does not cover more casual interaction, but I see no reason to be impolite towards the In-Births I encounter,even if my master dictates I must combat them.No Social Skills: I was not designed to socialize with humans, I exist strictly to pacify In-Births and eliminate Voids. What exactly is abnormal about me remaining idle for the 2.5 million seconds it will take for a new Hollow Night to manifest?Not So Above It All: I joinAegisin firing "warning shots" at Ragna during the crossing of fates.Not So Stoic: Emotions are normally a very minor part of my programming, but there are moments when my calm demeanor slips. I was rather taken aback when Hydegrabbed my hand and pulled me along, I slung a few insults at Waldstein when he did not understand my speech pattern, and the cry I let out when I am defeated in-game is far from calm.Pointy Ears: My ears are shaped considerably differently from ordinary humans, though most do not notice since part of my armor conceals them.Power Floats: When in battle I tend to hover above the ground, and even while asleep I am suspended in the air.Razor Wings: My Aegis Attributor, which is my most notable weapon for dispatching In-Births and Voids.Rei Ayanami Expy: A simple yet accurate depiction of my character archetype.Restraining Bolt: I have restrictions on how much of my power I am permitted to use against human opponents. Despite being ordered to killHilda, I was unable to due to my power being too limited to do so.Really 700 Years Old: I have been overseeing the Hollow Night for centuries.Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Ba ba ba ba! Spinny spin spin! Pow pow pow!Ship Tease: Hyde Kido... Searching database. One result, I encountered him while naked, andhe invited me to quarter in his home, inciting avery strong reactionfrom me when he grabbed my hand.Nature of relationship: ...Ambiguous. Humans seem to find me being the sole female unfazed by Nanase's strange tales about Hyde another significant testament to our relationship.Sleepyhead: *Yaaawwnnn...* I'm only awake when I need to be, you see... That's why I go to sleep whenever I defeat my opponent...Tron Lines: The red lines on my armor are my Curse Commandments, which allow me to use the FLS that fuel my weaponry.Walking Spoiler: Despite being but one of many other Autonomic Nerves, my existence is far more significant to the Hollow Night at large than it may seem at first.Hyde's Insulator, the legendary sword that multiple factions have been chasing after him for, is actually my missing seventh wing reforged into a blade, subjected to such after I gave it to the In-Birth Kuon. That action itself set off several more events that would shape the current state of affairs in the Hollow Night. To borrow human slang, "tl;dr I'm responsible for the entire setting being the way it is."Was Once a Man:Irrelevant. Dwelling on the identity of the human mind used to create me will impede my mission.*Yaaawwnnn*... "Sleepy..."*Floats into the air falls asleep.*


Were you expectingsomeone else?TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!(This page is best readin the voice ofCharles Martinetwith a snide, nasally Italian accent)Waluigi is a character from theSuper Mario Bros.video game series. Created to be Luigi's rival, he debuted in—w a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A--(pants heavily)--A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H--!!!(still panting)HEY, YOU.YEAH, YOU.DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS????IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY. OF EVERY DAY EVER.WAAALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Now that you have been introduced to the greatness of Waluigi, we can talk. I am Waluigi, the greatest superstar in the world. I am thenemesisof the stupid green chicken coward Luigi, and I hate that guy! Hate hate hate hate! Urrgh. Waluigi would do anything to get rid of him. He thinks he is sooo nice. Everyone loooooooves Luigi. WHY CAN'T THOSE LOSERS LOVE WALUIGI TOO! I AM EVERYTHING THAT LOSER IS BUT BETTER! WAH!Err, anyway, I got my first job with the gameMario Tennis, alongside my brotherWario. And yes, heismy brother.Doesn't matter what they say to you, he is my brother. He is agreedy, smelly boy, but he is the only friend I have in this loser kingdom besides my sweet Piranha Plants. Those guys at Nintendo were designing the game, and Wario needed a partner. Then, my creator Fuhimide Aoki came up with the brilliant idea (Best idea ever.EVER!) to create a rival for Luigi. Luckily for the entire world, Waluigi existed, and I had just moved into the Mushroom Kingdom. They talked to me, and the rest of my glorious history is already known.From that day forward, I would go on and become the absoluteGREATESTMario character of all. Waluigi has tons of fans and he knows it. I know it because they always invite me to every party. Okay, so maybe it's because I am Wario's friend, and the only one he can count on to beat the Mario Bros, but still, everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom loves Waluigi.I haven't appeared yet in any of mybrother'sgames, but, to be honest, I have better things to do than helping my bro in his stupid treasure hunts. I never showed up in any of the Mario platforming games either, because Waluigi wouldneverhelp that goody-goody Mario and his stupid brother Luigi. So far, I have been only a major guest star to the parties,and that's it. Waluigi has much better things to do than save anyprincess, although Waluigi actually likes that stupid princess Daisy, who decided to stay with Luigi.ARGHAlongside my brilliant appearances in theMarioseries (which should be namedWaluigiseries), I also take some time from my very busy schedule to appease my fans. I make appearances in theSmash Bros series. Since Waluigi is too strong to be a fighter or a boss, they put me as an Assist Trophy. This means, when one of the fighters picks up the item, I will appear, kick the opponents'(s) buttocks(es) and strike them away. Too bad they won't let me stay in the arena for too long, otherwise the game might become Waluigified and I will no longer have to be an assist trophy, but a fighter instead. I am also the proud creator of the amazingWaluigi In The Family comics, that follow my daily adventures and part of my very busy schedule. Since Waluigi is very honest to his fans (and dishonest to everyone else), I will admit that, as much as mycomic version of me is extremely handsome, he is clearly not as beautiful as the real me. I also do notspeak in third person all the time. Ionly do thiswhen I'm angry, feeling superior (being happy is for losers),scared, or whenever I feel like it.I would love to stay and talk more about the greatness of my being and where I came from, but I will have to go. It's time topour three pounds of salt in Luigi's garden. For now, enjoy my tropes. Maybe after reading them you will get a glimpse of how to become as great as Waluigi, although you will never be anyway.SHUT UP!Tropes assigned to Waluigi are:Abhorrent Admirer: That stupid princess Daisy preferred to stay with Luigi. Fine by me.Accidental Hero: In my very own game,Psycho Waluigi. Even though Nintendohas yet to sell that game.I never intended to save that realm of Unconcia. I wanted to rule that land. But that stupid Psycho Iris wanted to go insane and destroy everything. Hope you like being trapped inside Waluigi's great mind, loser.A Day in the Limelight: Although Waluigi is a magnet to the lights, he was able to better showcase his skills in cheating during theMario Tennisintros. Waluigi was also the main villain during theDance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, where I attempted to take over the world by hypnotizing everyone with my sexy dance moves. And I knocked out that fat turtleBowserinMario Party 3.Advertised Extra: Those business-guys at Nintendo recognize Waluigi as a "Big" character. But they still won't let poor Waluigi in any of the "Big" games! The closest I get iswhen they letthat loser Mariowear my clothes!Ambiguously Gay: Wait, WHAT???Ambiguously Human: Some of my descriptions say that I am a human, but my beauty looks really out of this world, so I can understand people's confusion.Anti-Role Model: There are plenty of ways to be awesome like Waluigi. They are not easy, I can tell.Anti-Villain: There is no one who is meaner than Waluigi, baby. But I can be a nice guy sometimes, even if not a very social one.Assist Character: InSuper Smash Bros., whenever I'm called, I will appear, and do the dirty work with my amazing and strong legs.I'm still waiting to be an actual fighter. One day Waluigi will have his time to shine!Beam Me Up, Scotty!: To be honest, Waluigi has yet to actually say "Too Bad!" before "Waluigi Time" on the games I appear. That phrase comes from myWaluigi in The Familycomics. I don't mind that though.* Beneath the MaskBeware the Silly Ones: I may act silly and all, but sometimes I like to remind people that there is a reason why Luigi never attempted to get his island backBig Bad:In Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.* Big Ego, Hidden DepthsBlow You Away: Waluigi is used to creating tornados. Sometimes I have tospin myselfto do it.Breaking the Fourth Wall: Like thatSpider-jerk, Waluigi loves to talk to his fans, usually to complain with them about Waluigi losing.Brilliant, but Lazy: Of course, Waluigi could use some very impressive machinery and elaborate great plans. It's just that,cheating is so good, I prefer to win through it.Brought to You by the Letter "S": On Waluigi's hat and gloves, I have an upside down "L". It is also the uppercase of the Greek letter "Gamma". Not that Waluigi is Greek or something. Or radioactive likedumb green man.Butt-Monkey:NO.Card-Carrying Villain: Nobody cheats better than Waluigi.Catchphrase:EVERYONE WITH ME: WALUIGI TIME!WAA!Characterization Marches On: I started out as nothing more than Luigi's evil copy (not that there is anything wrong with that). Since then, I became a much more awesome character who everybody loves.The Chew Toy:NO.* CloudcuckoolanderConfusion Fu: You never know what Waluigi will do next. I love to surprise people!Dada Comics: My belovedWaluigi in The Familycomics.Dastardly Whiplash: Eh, what can I say. ThatDick Dastardlyis quite a cool guy.The Ditz: No way, buster. You probably heard this from that stupid Wario, but I assure you, Waluigi is a genius!The Determinator: Nothing is going to stop Waluigi from reaching his goal.* Elemental PowersEvil Counterpart: Not just evil, better too.Evil Is Petty: For Waluigi, any mean spirited action is a good action.The Friend Nobody Likes: That's okay. I hate all of them too anyway.Flight: Waluigi can swim in air. It's great for escaping payback for Waluigi's deeds.Gadgeteer Genius: Amongst Waluigi's many qualities, I am a master of technology. An excellent designer too.Gag Nose: Great for smelling cheaters a mile away.Gonk: Pfft. Waluigi's beauty is just too great for feeble minds to comprehend.* Good Hair, Evil HairGlowing Eyes of Doom:Sweet Dreams◊.* Gravity MasterGreed: That's my bro's thing, but I also love myself some gold. I even try to steal from him.Green Thumb: Creating a wall of thorns is a great way to score a goal.Hair-Trigger Temper: What are you implying?Harmless Villain: Absolutely wrong. I simply choose to stay low so Waluigi can take care of his business without those meddling brothers getting in the way. YEAH!Hijacked by Ganon: I've received this and delivered it too.Hostile Show Takeover: Just click the link and you will see.* Hot-Blooded* I Just Want to Have Friends* In a Single BoundIneffectual Sympathetic Villain: What do you mean ineffectual?Insane Troll Logic: What do you mean insane???Jerkass: And proud of it. If everyone is going to hate Waluigi, well, too bad for them.Jerk with a Heart of Gold:This is why that stupid princess Daisy is in Smash Bros and not me. Wah, that was stupid. Maybe becauseI still appear anyway.Large Ham: IS THIS TROPE CALLING WALUIGI FAT???Laughably Evil: WALUIGI IS NOT LAUGHABLE!Lean and Mean: It's hard to be as pretty as Waluigi's sexy skinny body.Master of Illusion: Creating giant baseballs, emitting smoke to disable opponent sight and disguising my "Whiskered Eggplant" as a baseball, it's all part of cheating, baby.Meaningful Name: My name is Luigi's with the Japanese word for "bad" added, proving that I am a much badder dude thanhim. Less flatteringly, some people say Waluigi's name is an anagram of the Japanese word for "Jerk".Mind Screw: I am theGod of it. Bow down!Narcissist: If you were as amazing as me, you would be one too.No Social Skills: They are all losers anyway.* Not-So-Harmless VillainPurple Is Powerful: Waluigi wear purple so people know how awesome he is!* Remember the New Guy?* Sinister SchnozSmug Snake: I never heard of an awesome god who wasn't arrogant. Waluigi has the right to be proud of Waluigi!* Spin AttackStalker Without a Crush: IT'S NOT STALKING. I just hide under Luigi's bed when he sleeps, that's all.* Stone Wall* Sour Outside, Sad Inside* Super StrengthTake Over the World: And nobody is going to get in my way to do it.Teleport Spam: Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye.The Trickster: Part of my busy schedule.Third-Person Person: Whenever Waluigi wants.Trademark Favorite Food: Waluigi loves eggplants. Especially my poison beauty "Whiskered Eggplant".Weak, but Skilled: Waluigi isn't weak. But I've got a lot of skill. Too bad everyone cheats.THIS IS IT. Waluigi hopes you have enjoyed Waluigi's page. Spread it to your friends. To the world. Everyone must see what a glorious character Waluigi is.Good bye. Until next time, do the Waluigi, everyone. WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


He's not just a regular moron.He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived."—GLaDOS, on me.Wait, wait, wait. How did this get here? Seriously,don't trust her.Ha! I KNEW someone would open my link! AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl- ummm... good. Looking good, actually.So, uh... yes. This is... a page. My page. All mine. Nothing to do with...Her...So, yeah! This is my page. It's, um, very nice. A little bit sparse? But y'know, I'm working on it. Why don't you go ahead and read it? I mean, it's noMachiavelli- which I'veread, by the way, I canliterallyread - but it's interesting! Very interesting. You'll notice it's agreatdeal more readable thanHerpage, 'cause I'm not changing the capitalization or the little teensy writing style every third letter or so. Nope, not good ol' Wheatley! Consistency is my middle name. ...Though, actually, I don't have a last name, so I can't really have a middle name either, so... yeah.Anyway, you just sit back, read in comfort, and imagine that I'm talking to you in the kind of smooth, chipper Bristolian accent you might associate withvery tall, very blonde, very... um... bespectacled, British comedians.Or a very talented YouTuber.I'm a robot!Personality Construct, to be precise. Very fancy. I come from the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, which, again, I'm a computer, I aid...uh, and I've had a lot of jobs! Biggest one was watching all the humans in cryo-sleep. I did that, uh, for a couple of hundred years, possibly thousands, didn't exactly set a timer or anything, which, in retrospect, might actually have been why all the humans died....except one!So we teamed up! You know! We had the brains! We had the beauty! And you know! She was also involved, helping me out! KickedHerright in Her massive metal behind! And, then...some other stuff happened, down the way, but that's basically it!Really. ...really.Also, on an unrelated note, anyone kind enough to conduct some kind ofspace rescue missionfor me or if someone happens to pass bynear the moon,here are my coordinates.Oh, also, if you see atiny plastic block figure that looks like me,ask him how hegot out of space.Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free tohighlight that line?Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.Especially bigendgamespoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is?noteGLaDOS: THEY'respoilersYOUidiot.Hey! Who let her in here?!What's a trope? Is this a trope? ...Theseare tropes, aren't they. Ooh. My bad, my bad. Blame me. Blame the innocent little core. Just like humans.Affably Evil:"Affable" is a good thing, right?''A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Oh, way to keep it classy.The Alcoholic:I just - I justhadto test.All Girls Like Ponies: And boybands... right?And I Must Scream:Yeah, what with all that, floating around the moon, spacey-stuff... thing... Actually I could scream if I wanted to, but the only one who's gonna hear me is that space guy.sigh...As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Because a foreign accent is beyondherrange of hearingnoteGLaDOS: Look M'etal Ba''ll, I CAN hear you..The Atoner:Hopefully you don't have any hard feelings about the whole "trying to bump you off" thing. Which, to be fair, seems to be a pretty common occurrence around here.Berserk Button:I! AM NOT! A! MORON!!!!!...sorry. That's just a bit of a, you know, a sensitive subject. But I'm working on it.Big Bad Slippage:...I...I dunno. It seemed like a good idea at the time.Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head: Oh-ho! You thinkShe'sgot a monopoly on all the sassiness...ness? No! I've got some too! Fatty! Adopted...fatty! Fatty-fatty...no parents!Bishounen: You wouldn't think it to look at me, would you? But I can be, um, quite charming when I want to be. *seductive upper railing waggle* I'mespeciallydashing in the fanart.Booby Trap: I know how to get around themandhow to make them.Book Ends: GRAB ME! GRAB ME! GRAB ME!GRAB ME!Bond Villain Stupidity: Right. In my defense?I'd alreadytriedsmacking you down a bottomless pit, uh, and it didn't take!I suppose Icouldhave justused that Faith Plate to just launch you into another pit instead of taking you to that Part Where I Killed You, but you know, spike plates like to feel valued too! So I gavethema go. Didn't want 'em to, like, unionize on me.Boss Battle:Oooh, that sounds very impressive, doesn't it?Final Boss:Oooh, even better! More definitive and climactic sounding!Blatant Lies: They told me if I ever detached from the rail or turned on my flashlight I would die! Can you believe that? Honestly, I don't know why they gave me these things if they didn't want me to use them.Brainwashed and Crazy:Yeah, you try being stuck inHERbody, and see how well you hold up.Breakout Character: Here's an interesting story, you might like this!So, ''apparently'', I was gonna get killed off for ''real'' when we got stuck in Her chamber, back when they were doin' all the beta testing.BUT, all the little testers, the humans, they liked me so much that I got brought back and put in the whole thing! They liked me so much, yeah, they helped me take over the wholegame!...does that remind you of anything? 'Nah. Sure it's fine.Brief Accent Imitation: Funny story... I THOUGHT that speaking in a different accent would meanShewouldn't be able to hear me. Yeah, that didn't work out too well...British Accent: Yeah, I've got one. Makes me sound pretty distinguished, doesn't it? More specifically, it's a Bristolian accent, so, you know. Distinguished. Can you believe they were going to give me aNorthern accent? Glad that worked out otherwise.Buffy Speak:You versus me, Holmes versus Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!Butt-Monkey: "An over-ambitious core who is eternally out of his depth." That's what the big page calls me. And you know what? I have worked here foryears,and I'm still, bloody,persona non gratitude!Not a "thank you!" Not a "hiya, Wheatley, how are you" or nothing, it's just, falling off rails! Smashing in walls! Yeah. Well. They'll all see someday.The Cameo: I may just happen to appearfloating around the skills screenin an officialGame ModforThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.I was also in thatlittle plastic game thing,where I worked with, oh, nobody special, justBatman. And...that bearded guy.And thelady with the jacket.There were...there were a lot of important people there. You know, not bragging or anything.There's also a small easter egg involving me in a game called...um...uh...DeterminedDanny?Is that right? Or at least, I think the people who made that game made the one I'm in.Card-Carrying Villain:I got the cards in one hand, and the strings in the other hand, and I'm making you dance like a puppet... playing... cards.Cute Machines:Of course.Continue Your Mission, Dammit!: I spy something that starts with the letter F. It's the floor, which is where you left me. Please pick me up. I spy something else that starts with the letter A. Also the floor. Pick me up.Remember when you picked me up five seconds ago? That was amazing, do it again.Cowardly Lion: Oi!You'rea lion! Whatever that is. Anyway, yeah, took on all sorts of things, me and the lady! Birds! Falling off my rail, when they said I was gonna die, if I did that, using my flashlight! Same thing! Going into Her chamber! And I got a bit scared, but I did it. Just saying.Drunk with Power: Aw,come on!Just becauseI took over the facility, a-and I gave Her a leave of absence, and then all my good ideas kind of, kind of got all explode-y and She had to come back and I got really sorry afterwards, that's...that'sDrunk with Power, isn't it.Yeah. I am genuinely sorry, by the way.Evil Is Petty:I wasn'tthatbad, was I?Face–Heel Turn:Weeeeell...yes...Faceless Eye: Oooh, I have one of those! Well, technically my whole body is one. Guess I don't have much of a body outside of that, do I?Fan Girl: They won't leave me alone...Fantastic Arousal:I reaaaally like it when you complete the tests.Fantastic Racism: Don't get me started on smelly humans ... Oh, wait. That came out wrong.Feigning Intelligence: Not feigning! Butgeinfing! See what I did there? I justinventeda brand new word! Using nothing but the power of my mind. Boom.Ooh, will you look at that? I'm the page image! That's what I call recognition!...Wait a minute...Gratuitous Spanish:¿Dónde estas, dónde estás, Yolanda?See what I did there? I just politely asked to take a little midday nap. ...Okay, I might not know what I'm saying in Spanish, but I can always look it up.Gravity Master: Not therealme, but I hear there's atiny plastic version of mesomewhere that has mastered anti-gravity.Heel–Face Door-Slam:You might not have heard (and that's understandable; I was only unplugged a few seconds before getting thrown into space), but I actually was sorry about the things I did.Height Angst: A whole sector full of nanobots, and who's theonefellow they pick on? That's right, the oversized ID core. I'll have you know I amquitea normal size compared to the other Cores! Thanks for the hate crime, Jerry! I'll see you in court, mate.Idiot Ball: That's... that's brilliant, that is. Low. Hope you're proud of yourself.Image Song: "Wheatley's Song." A bit of a collaboration between me andMiracle of Sound.Idid most of the work, though, you know, what with me being a genius and all.So don't call me a moron, you fostered balloon. My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon.Hm... catchy.The Immodest Orgasm:Ohhhhh, yeah... Man alive, watching one of those test subjects solve a test- that I made, by the way... It feels REALLY good. Wears off after a while, though... Could be a bit of an issue...Innocent Blue Eyes: Well, innocent blueeyeanyway. Much more trustworthy thanHerYellow Eye of Sneakiness,if you ask me. Honestly, who would trust a person with a yellow eye? You'd have to be pretty desperate,dropped down into a deep mine shaftor something...you know...just as a hypothetical example.It's All About Me:Idid this. Tiny little Wheatley made this entire page. And single-handedly defeatedherwhile you sat around.Logic Bomb: What, that stupid "This question is false" thing? Pfft. Easy. It's "true", obviously.Motor Mouth:Well... technically, a motor mouth would have to be a mouth that is powered by a motor, and seeing that... wait... Oh, right, I'm all motors, aren't I? BUT... But Idon'thave a mouth. No mouth. Just an eye. A big blue eye... with eyelids... that move whenever I talk... like a mouth. You know what? I'm just gonna go on record saying that I'm NOT a motor mouth.. because... ugh.. yeah, I got nothing.But assuming I am, indeed, aMotor Mouth, it's one of those... faultier motors, know what I mean? Motor-CYCLE, perhaps. Lot of stops and starts in the old... pattern of speech. 'F that makes sense. Which it does.Books.Mr. Fanservice: It's the voice, isn't it? Yeah, the ladies love the voice. Not that the rest of me isn't, you know, attractive.Noodle Incident: You're never gonna believe it. Aftershecrushed me, I was sure I was done for. Then this bird comes in ...Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Hey! I know plenty of stuff!I am not a moron.Non-Human Sidekick: Sidekick? Hardly! Especially not to a human...er, not that there's anything wrong with that.Not That There's Anything Wrong with That: Really, some of my best friends are adopted. And human.Human and adopted.Percussive Maintenance: It's called "hacking." An' I can't do it while you're watching. I really can't.Psycho Serum:I don't know why I did those horrible things. As soon as I was plugged in I went mad.Punctuated!  For!  Emphasis!: I! AM NOT! A! MORON! ...oh, sorry, I did it again.Robot Buddy: Yep! Robot and a buddy. Check and check.Smarter Than You Look: Tell you what thing Iamgood at.Surprises.EvenShehad to admit it.GLaDOS:Credit where it's due. For a little idiot specifically designed to come up with stupid, unworkable plans?That was a pretty well-laid trap.Talkative Loon: Well, you don't have to be so blunt about it...The Cake Is a Lie: I- I don't even know what this means. Why is it here?Too Dumb to Fool: More like too SMART to...fool! Yes! In fact you know what I'm actuallyparadox-proof, actually.Unexplained Recovery: Oh, you mean aftershecrushed me like a grape? Well, it's really very sim—Ahhh! Life flashing in front of optic again!Sorry, that... that keeps happening every time I try to discuss it. Let's just move on, shall we?Also, I gotta say, I really love thosenew, blue portally things.No idea where they come from, though.Yank the Dog's Chain:It wasn't very kind of Valve to tell me I'm getting a award launched at me! Only to get actually hit in the face with said award. Not kind at all! ...I thought I was going home.Wheatley:Where do you think you are going? Come back!Announcer:Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press theBackbutton or any of the provided links in this page.GLaDOS:Go press the button! Go press it!Wheatley:Don't press it! We're not quite done yet. Look, look, I can make things up. Umm,...GLaDOS:We're so close! Go press the button!Wheatley:Do not. Press. That. Button.GLaDOS:Do press it!Wheatley:Don't press the button!Stalemate Resolution Button


The page image cannot live up to Xulgon's true size!Nightmare Xulgon!To enhance your reading experience, listen tothisand imagine a gruff yet booming voice.Yes! It is I, impending Lord of All,the Diamond-Pupiled Juggernaut,Xulgon!You believe you can take me apart?What a laugh! Then show Xulgon your worth...or your lack thereof!!!I will not give you false tropes! Surrender!Anti-Climax Boss: Stop straying from my minions while I'm away! Why are there nobombsfor you to defuse here?!Awesome Ego: Xulgon, the Beautifully Self-Aggrandizing!Balance Buff: Can't get those sequence-breakingBlink itemsso easilynow!Bigger Is Better: The bigger you are, the more unlikely defeat is!Boss in Mook Clothing: The red-eyed minion is a lesser Xulgon, with threeprotective gunsand distance-dependent patterns!Dummied Out: Tothe galaxy's inner workings, Iamthe "invasion"!Evil Overlord: Xulgon, your conquering foe!Evil Sounds Deep: A deep, gargling soundbite is what you hear of me!Expecting Someone Taller: And I figuredthat blue ship'd be bigger!Eyes Do Not Belong There: The middle gun sees and speaks — for those too puny to approach my "head" core!Final Boss: In the advanced Invasion campaign, none have the worth to succeed Xulgon!Flunky Boss: Minions! Serve Xulgon throughout the invasion!God-Emperor: Xulgon, the Godly King of Worlds!Large and in Charge: Only the biggest (i.e. Xulgon) shall rule!Law of Alien Names:Xkicks off the name; Xulgon's the space mollusk warrior of great!The Magnificent: Xulgon the Unstoppable! Xulgon the Ginormous!Xulgon,the Extremely Large!My Master, Right or Wrong: The red-eyed one isn't as enthusiastic a subject as Xulgon wishes... but it's stillthe most steadfast one there is!Odd Name Out: "Guardian"? "Medusa"? "Hermit"? "Goliath"? Xulgon's moniker is greater thanyour common, comprehensible words!Red Is Violent: Xulgon, the Neon-Red Demise-Bringer!Third-Person Person: Xulgon derives euphoria from mentioning His own name! More so than you humbly ceaseless self-"I"-dentifiers!Villain Teleportation: Within Xulgon's mass's sudden absence — room for minions to fight for me!"X" Makes Anything Cool: Xulgon, Holy Bearer of the RadicalX!NightmareXulgon relishes your salty tears!Anti-Frustration Features: Those Blinks eventually float through... because you can't outmaneuver my newest orb wave!Demonic Spiders: Beware my smallest minions' spread shots!Glowing Gem: Eight bright core crystals exemplify Xulgon's glory!Gold Makes Everything Shiny: Xulgon, the Gold-and-Blue Luminescence!Palette Swap: Only Xulgon is worthy of the brand-new coloring (not my minions)!