a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates ------ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx ------ My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante ------ I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor ------ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine ------ Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan ------ Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath ------ Youth would be an ideal state