The Liverpool Standard and General Commercial Advertiser. — Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1855-10-09 00:00:00

, e ,.. tOla t 11 9 , . ( 8- i .._ 05.1 litt'.4 °F talc -----------,...._____"-- Joiii. nig a ti , -.1.- , •ae or in th --e L---and nothing else—for n ll ' 'at° th 't ° such e train ei ther . ' they • libus, e ' words that insist upo or , , an apolo.y fo ,'" ;Pur a natui a 4 be h',toted tilati u i Z n r ciothlng. I? t l e ks to ho c:,,tueBque negation of raim . ent as is more to ..,.. 114 t L."eadiani e "ea Pitched out of a carrige tit'[.titkulS ejector 8111 1 ,,,, arid to have brought an action e' 11ess he. We harcilY know what et ,12prehased hi Pilts ground he that ll forward the legal fiction, rty 3,,lilvith h is rs place, he Was what the law ez-,___ 1 (: we 'it si'd q'eeliold ~ ib ; , but whether the Inella.n. 4r br e,4,llll q Sn e - r -. 4.1 a sufficient travelling ctohse thvat'lleir ti,l. 4.11° directors should put in do I' l alk . lis 1:1°x rd ets ' as our theatrical managers.n '1 C: 11 -' titll°-;ers' " Pull dress ," and an Indla •-aeklh'i `qtii - anna b k e ig a stall at eachd 'eer)4,lsrdill, L'llt eostUmees,Pvaried in price. a.n a ell are leflll, the class of carriage ce :' the i"4lled f,;cl, that while the CrYstal- la P t a heir -Lee attc).-51)1e rvia',,tl4l3 folks for not attiring re to which ut ah,..-e• 1/0/8e castes are the originals,culty kis t-`4cabip " e ver that the ch ak e . adj 4„ ~ We trust Indian our t eki e L a rick • ea, and that when they It th,,llluer tb,„;l4 the Company's carriages, de 14k . 1 PaBs .4 coto ' manners. Every th t Is °II the • PanY man • d them a Ivo,oessetiti,i . e line shoul, mm that if Nil latit„Z• and the should consider, 1 btill't L'teir journyey to a fitting close, they "ttiiiii; clothes to their journey. L Tr -t-E TIES. are •••••••••••••• half n lar waYked that "carelessness was little house between accident and , t 4, th 41 ' To f\ i.:;evp,. ,fruzu.s.—Some people seem to conf ,44 i l tY of their censures on the errors o ‘4l' bO t tn 4 a't ° Petuent for their own.. ko,',A4 op - ,.11 and steady pursuit of some par (l pe, p : 4fe, has justly been regarded as one of 47%``iallQut some of happmess.---3//thus. 1 , ,,` 414 i.:'``llen," said an angry father the other 14;,P, ah, IN' no, but when I can find time I'll tO4 e le ratV, l : l 4. ggi - ng" Don't hurry yourself, atlP alat N toltr" I can wait." t •Li ate qt hat' tie had a fair opportunity T y e . tt,llll 84.4 he"'.4.„ter enemy, " I wish I wish liak-aY tro ll' 1 1 ,,,,d ' ulit there are thin . IctLtgi:tll.tlliuse' 41;131.,°,i his honour, hi g :wealth, k rt. .hiniselP are bid three fed , retth, ~ ' ) t° of the 'ce re :f atyhse fwororaki.m.:atno , '' ' , (l • - L the like, or ns il td endeavour to live . pre_ fit' 111laitf.. The fi r tof these i s ,usually A e for t -, ;s 1 8 universal Ale e a Lied impossible, the Ittt.„%va% 4,,,secend..swo. • ~ but 5 4 h ' o IP, °veil :_'.,al, acle for man," says the poet, os. 4 ' I ' t 04 "Itti our very nature ; . it is the P,, e It / r it lA ' l'%,e,lres that - hes us feel,so keenly t. l in ‘:;:. 144941e:850 ~ t haell;:are a thousand ways ' 3 Q nd most of them without k It I A L ty .1)40. Tit k. 41 ,'‘, ir. ,A.4811.A.Ti0x.---On the abdication hle ' 4 14 ati ' 1814 it . 4 a, th at , was statedm a fashions 4,,t11,11.tat ga.t everything was to be restored to . t' of' ' ex c l .111 1 788. " Oh, I am delighted to Wit a‘latil'acleaed a lady who had passed the ~,11V•11 ; for then I shall be only eighteen iseltbs. kl it k fat" It. Y ' t to.`•AITE Gi nklmix.---Alboni fo i r s not her k t qtt t4 Th e I.er beautiful voice, but also 1, vo tati (l th .ite kadame Girard in is reported to N, Fit. e fon .• P ' Ntitl ..cllirli)lNibg 6" mot respecting, asked some Sl' Y4 O - at is Alboni, then ? kktit le4 4 habitue' of the opera. " What is s the i t s Ivilci ha:daille Girardin, ~ Why, ..ie 1 is an b ds (itlirswslllow,ced a nightingale.,, Buffon, "is bl e‘ ° ,ssli () t t 4? another p?enillis, says has explained Itlil:acl th 4 Patieneenee Wr i ter elterelte, et- le Gaze Ne Ito t wo l'e is little doubt that to the co-opera ilcet444l ar e all the brightest inventions Oeptle ° lviug • that patience • must first . t e, (ily Mite' where' the earl lies id, before kB4 : ' s 44d bririgS it P up full into light.— kk t ttli t 1 , t er6 4 t 4 0 l' NitsSA.CRUSETTS.--The following g eirt i 4 a Petition presented in'the house is a 4t.11:4 \\l‘ et litePatii t4bior is Isr , e n et punetuim, from the resetk theocolmsster P a t `_ Mr. II a_nd.cy, '8 Yretishon of Snow & .tti h SUPPLEMENT TO THE LIVERPOOL STAN and 29 others Citersons of Boston praying for the law to be amended as Setforth in said Pretishon Relating to Barrels for Mackrel and other Pickled fish wish it Referred to the Committe on Fisherys."---New York Herald. THE WEARER ONLY KNOWS WHERE THE SHOE PINCHES.---A Roman being about to repudiate his wife, among a variety of other questions from her enraged kinsmen, was asked, "Is not your wife a sensible woman : Is she not a handsome woman ? Has she not borne you five children ?" In answer to all which questions, slipping off his shoe, he held it up, and in terrogating them in his turn, " Is not this shoe," said he " a very handsome one ? Is it not quite new Is it not extremely well made ? How then is it that none of you can tell me where it pinches 9" BE CAREFUL TO WHOM YOU* TALK.—Two young ladies were once singing a duet in a concert-room. A stranger who had heard better performances, turned to his neighbour, saying : " Does not the lady in white sing wretchedly ?"—" Excuse me, sir," replied he, " I hardly feel at liberty to expresS my sentiments in the case ; she is my sister."—" I beg your pardon, sir," answered he in much confusion, " I meant the lady in blue."—" You are perfectly right there," replied the neighbour ; " I have often told her so myself ; it is my wife !" IMAGINATION.--Thomas Fuller relates a curious in cident, which is truly characteristic, and shows how fancy will put life into young limbs. A gentleman, he says, having led a company of children beyond their usual journey, they began to be weary, and jointly cried to him to carry .them ; which, because of their multi tude, he could not do, but he told them he would pro vide them horses to ride on. Then cutting little wands out of the hedge as nags for them, and a larger one for himself, they mounted, and those who could scarce stand before, now full of mirth, bounded cheerfully hom e . A QUIETUS FOR CROSS BABIES.—By this we do not mean knocking their brains out, against the bedpost, or anything of the sort. Nor do we mean giving them. paregoric, Daffy's Elixir, Dalby's Carminative, God frey's Cordial, black drop, or any other poison. The only requisite to quiet a squealing, miserable little wretch of a baby, is, that it shall possess a nose. In the midst of its screaming, press your finger gently and repeatedly across the cartilage of that useful organ, and in less than two minutes it will be asleep. The eastern paper from whence this important discovery is derived, says in one minute, but we allow two, to pre vent any disappointment. AST ANCIENT RECIPE FOR THE CURE OF THE GOUT. —The ingredientei for this remedie cannot be had without a little thefte, bid as no one's stocke will be endangered, the sufferer will be Contente to run a little risk to obtain great relief-Ist_ : Hee must pick a hand kerchiefe from the pocket of a maide of 50 years, who never had a wish to change her condition.-2nd : Hee must wash it in an honeste pond.-3rd : Hee must dry it on the hedge of one that was never covetous.-4th: . Hee . mist scent it in a doctor's shop who never killed a patient.-6th : Hee must mark it with a lawyer's ink who never cheated a cliente. Applye it to the part affected, and a cure will speedilie follow. PROFESSOR THOM, " Fellow of the Mystic Lodge of Arts, London," was lately giving entertainments in San Francisco, and in one of his tricks, employed an accomplice, in the garb of a miner, to blaze away with blank cartridge at a watch which he held in his hand, and which watch instantly 'disappeared. One Mr. Pike, a real miner, having seen the trick performed, night after night, resolved himself to play the part of the accomplice ; so, on the next repetition of the per formance, he jumped up before the fellow, raised his pistol, and fired. Half the Professor's thumb and two of his fingers were blown away, and Pike then coolly quitted the theatre. The San Francisco Pioneer proudly inquires, " Could this have happened any where but in California ?" THE HUMBLE PETITION OF THE LETTER H TO THE INHABITANTS OF LONDON AND ITS ENVIRONS.—The memorial of your unfortunate petitioner humbly sheweth; that, although conspicuous in heraldiy, and - entitled to the first Place in honour, yet he has been, by many of you, most injuriously treated ; spoiled iu health, driven from home, and refused a place, not only in your houses, but in every home, .hut, or hamlet, which you control. You refuse your petitioner help, and cut him off also from hope, the last resource of the ARD. 135 unfortunate. Your petitioner is one moment scorched in an H-oven, or the next, frozen to death in an H-ice house ; and is tortured from one H-extremity to H-an other. From the highest hill you precipitate him to the vale; you suspend him in the H-air, and plunge him in the H-ocean. You relieve him from hunger, only by the food which the doctors have forbidden him to approach, such as H-oysters, H-oranges, H-eels, H-apples, &c. &c., while you refuse that which they esteem proper, as hares, hams, herrings, &c. Your petitioner feels deeply these 11-outrages, and the H-ignominy, and H-irony, to which he is subject ; prays you will take him from H-exile, and restore him to himself; discard him from your H-eyes, and restore him to your hearts ; and your petitioner, as in duty bound, will ever feel most grateful, THE SKYLARK A PATTERN OF EXCELLENOE.—Be hoId yon lark. See how he rises, high on the wing; determined for a season to lose sight of all below ! Upward he goes ; and what sounds are those which descend and ravish our delighted ear,—every' note different, yet all breathing the purest melody ! His heart is full of ' love ; it overflows : Higher still and higher, From the earth thou springest ; Like a cloud of fire, The blue deep thou wingest, And singing still dost soar, and soaring ever singest ! Now he has entered yon brilliant cloud ; and he seems nearing the sacred precincts, the fond object of his flight. His voice is softer ; his strains are those of a seraph. He is lost to sight. We listen ; all is hushed. He is worshipping. It is now time for its to retire ; and as we retrace our steps; let .us each take a sweet morning lesson from this aspiring bird. " Upward and Onward !" be our mOtto.—Kidd' s Song-birds. HORTICULTURE. FLOUR GARDEN.---The season is now so far ad vanced that frost may occur any: night while the wind is northerly, and any scarce plants which it may be desirable to secure before they are injured shOuld be taken up and potted at once, or carefully covered when there is the least cause to suspect frost. See to securing a good stock of cutti ngs o f th e var i egate d geraniums before the plants are injured by the frost, for although these root more freely in spring than at present, such varieties as Golden Chain and Mountain of Light grow so slowly that spring -rooted cuttings make but very poor plants by turning-out time, hence it is desirable to gain size, if at the expense of the loss of a few cuttings. That cuttings taken from plants growing in the open ground are liable to damp in a moist warm place is well known, and the variegated geraniums are perhaps more so than most things ; but persons who can command a gentle bottom-heat with out keeping the atmosphere warm and moist will ex perience no difficulty in rooting them now. The old plants of these are, however, well worth wintering wherever room can be found for them, for these go much farther at planting-out time, and cover the beds sooner with foliage and flower than either autumn or spring-rooted cuttings ; hence they should be care fully guarded from frost until the beauty of the gar den is destroyed, when they should be taken up, potted, and stored away for the winter in a cool dry house. Continue to put in cuttings of hollyhocks, as these can be obtained until there is an ample stock of rooted plants, and do not allow those that were rooted early in the season to suffer for the want of pot room. Cut off the flower stems of herbaceous plants as soon as they become shabby, and endeavour to prolong the beauty of pholoxes, Sze., by keeping them well supplied with water at the root. Also keep the beds and every thing about the flower garden and grounds trim and orderly. FRUIT.—Look over the choice pears and apples at short intervals, and gather such of the fruit as may be found to readily part from the tree. Espalier and dwarf standards, or indeed any kind of fruit trees which exhibit more tendency to produce useless wood than such as is likely to furnish fruit, should be root-pruned as early as convenient in the autumn, cutting out any useless shoots at the same time, in order to get it ripened. KITCHEN GARDEN.—Provision should be made for protecting a quantity of French beans from frost should this occur, and cauliflowers should be looked over frequently, turning down a few leaves over the hearts, for these are, readily spoiled by frost. Get a lot of brown Dutch or Bath cos lettuce planted $ d. , li r f . ` t ,l ie (I f e ey, )re „ 00 . r t ?' 0# Vvi .11 tisl, fr: j efe' I 'll , ea 111_,00?, a , ' ',tev` A V I ) ' 11'0' r e, f tl ,y 0 11 ilPf 1 0/. 'O l Y ? el pc , o if. tt ,i ! J , ii. v eff r 1! . - .' t r. ilo"; 1 111'41 17 4 1 • •o o t Lje c t• cik, )f ° ore es' civjo