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• . 4 4_1(l e t t V :Aa wr ,:a . - , 1 PAHA SEVENPVICR. ADOES. FLBRUAMT 6. pleasuie in announcinu the .are ar- • "• _ • -•- N c es A • • .• . • • • . ato v - • " . " . • 3 « . ~ .• . Nuarimit 13.142.] MONDAY EVENING, APIUL;Ia, 1829.. This day was published. In Two Vols. 22ato. prim les. FATE OF GRAYSDALB, a Legend. 4 11. *. These Volume. have very eetuiderable merit, the !m -iaow Is eneseeptionably good, and the dialogue and descriptions , .Ageekar and foreible."—LondonWeetlyitevlser, March 14. in t. This is a romantic story. of eonsidentble Interest, In the mintier :;01.Tor HIN T and in many Wanes. we think much superior to it."—Monthly Review. Februaryillth. • Printed for James Duncan, 37, Paternoster-row, London. SALE BY AUCTION. in having Mr. Camposano recalled, through the Queen's intrigues, because he would bare nothing to do with sorb an associate. He was cunsaqueatly recalled, but the very' same messenger that brought King Ferdinand's order to leave Lisbon brought hiss also an order ft om the SAlnial Minister of Foreign Affairs, to claim from the Portu guese Government the run-away galley-slava Luau.' riaga. But Luzuriaga, who is now First Minister I f the old Queen, and the colleague of the Duke of Ca daval, did not care a fig for the claim of his parent., knowinf that his inferior Ministers that compose Mi goers Goverment can no mote spare him than the 142ieeD• BARBA GLAMORGANSHISE. The Important Important and very Valuable Lordship eat *soon of NEATH ABBEY ESTATE, COW/LIMO omit? SIX THOUSAND ACRES OF VALUABLE FREEHOLD LAND; Situate in the even] Hamlets of Coed, Prank, Dolihyn, Clyde* Blaenhoundan, Ynisnmond, in the Parish of Lidexton, and County of Glamorgan ; With the extensive OAK WOODS of fine NAVAL TIMSER, Working COLLIERIES, IRON and COPPER WORKS,' WHARFS, SHIPPING PLACES on the Navigable River N RATH, of the value of nem TEN THOUSAND POUNDS a Year. TO BE SOLD BY AUCTION, ONE-THIRD PART of this very valuable PRO . - PERT?, at Garraway's Coffee-house, London, is the first week in May next, unless an acceptable offer is made by Private' Contract, of which previous socks will be given. For Particulars apply to Mr. Foe, Solicitor. Ilsonsinster, Dor. setshoe ; Mr. Wickens, &anchor; hontagcstreet, Rossell•sqoare, London; Adios Murray, Surveyor, Land Agent, and Ateetiessew, Cl, Sc. Mania's-lane, London. Mr. A. Clayton. Cadman, nor .fileatb, will show the bates to intending Purchasers. We have sincere pleasure in al Attu rival of his Majesty's ship Herald, from Eng and and Madeira. with his Excellency lieutenant-General Sir James Lvov. .K.e li, and G.C.H. our lastarapeeted Governor, and the Right Hon. the Karl of Remota. Governor of Jamaica, and family. At two o'clock the ship anchored in Carlisle Bay, and shout twenty minutes after, his Racellency landed at the Engineer's Whirl. und,r a 'Auto from the orduance at St. Ann's. The Hon. John A. Heckles, Senior Ilwaiber of Council, paid his reap. as to his Rsftllency no hoard, and oo his return reported to Major General Eversley. the Colonel of the Royal Regiment of Militia. the wish of his Excellent., tot e received as Governor of the island on Tues Jay sic at the 1011 s lost. H AVANNAH, MARCH l 4 Ti e Atten ive, Garrett:, which sailed from Matanzas on the 224 ult. for New York. it is reported, was boarded a few hours after sailing. by a selsouner,with two guns, and from 35 to 40 mee, and sunk, after mu: tiering all on board, except the second mate.—Toe Centurion, Sorra, hence to antander, put back on the 34 ins. to repair dam. gee. "OOHS PUBLISHED BY HARVEY AND DARTON, GRACECHURCH SfEBET, LONDON. Thia day was published, the Second Edition, price Al Hs. 6d. in boards. of E late JULIUS IBBETSON'S ACCIDENCE, or GAMUT, of PAINTING In OIL; containing Twenty Specimens of Colours palatal' is Oil, by which Tints for the Palette may be mined to the exam shade requited. This Edition who comptlses the Author's method ef preparing Gurntion, for rendering every Colour transparent - with varloos. Recipes never before published. Also a brief imitate of the Aothof• Life, wish Ms Portrait, engraved by Cooper, from a Painting by J. It. Smith. .The tempestuous weather continues, and great havoc has taken place on the Tagus since yesterday among the shipping, especially among Miguers men of war, some of shich have run foul of each other, and have been dismasted.• The troops embarked every day suffer twine by sickness, and a great many have di•embasked, to die in the hospitals. Sub is their "snisetable state.• The owes 8 ,w of the Tag& all over the upper county 7 has caused the greatest loins) , to the glowing crop of core. The ssinecause has su-pentlrd thv fishing, which supplies the chief food in Lent, and Enghill stock-fish is so scarce that it is dearer than fresh meat Never thelevs, Miguel enforces the law of the church. im posing imp, osoriment and 30 millets penalty on those who eat meat. CLERICAL INTELLIGENCE. - Alto jut published, price 10e. 6d. JULIUS IBBETSON'S FTCHINGS of Groups of Cattle, and Groups of Rustic Figures .n Fourteen Plates. ESSAY en INSTINCT, and in Physical eat Moral Relations. 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A PANORAMA of the RHINE and of the ad jacent country. from COLOGNE to MATENCIC, ac companied with Map, exhibiting the whole clam of the River. Also a Descriptive Pamphlet, entitled THE STEAM BOAT' COMPANION. • Myatt. 4.—Nothing particular has occurred since my letters by the last packet. H'pe, however, relieves us a little, in consequence of the news from Brazils by the packet arrived this very day from Falmouth, as if pur posely to give us some satisfaction fin this anniversary. The confirmation of the Emperor Don Pedro's answer to the Portuguese depntatiou from Landon, and the account of some ships of war preparing AIL° in order to fulfil the Emperor's resolution against his trona:oral bus titer, have produced a most reviving eff. cc a every one. The Princess Donna Isabel Maria continues impri soned in her apartments at the Palace of Queluz. The decree or law for the establishment of the new paper money was to have appeared three days ago, but has been put off every day on account of new difficul ties resulting therefrom, which check Government and overawe the Minister of - Finance. One of time diffi. culties is the agio of the old paper money, which has increased three per cent. merely by the mt.re talk of such a decree. What will it be, then, when 6,000,000 or crusaJoes io paper shall be thrown on a reduce) circu lation? Why, the agio will increase tremendously, and no one can tell where and how it will stop, becau e when they say that they issue 6,000,000, who will pie vent them from emitting 12,000,000, or 120,000,000? This is the last blow to the expiring credit of this poor country. The weather having become milder, after five weeks of most dreadful tempests, the ships of the expedition are getting ready, and it is said that it will sail in a few days. 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To which is added a Set of Books by way of Erin:pie. See. Price Ss. rid. half-bound. A YEAR in EU !LOPS. Comprising a Journal of Observes tions of Faigland, Scotland, Ireland, Prance, Switzerland, the North of Italy, and Hotbed, in 1818 sod 4819. By Joon tisescon ' PfacilOf of Natural Philosophy, and Member et the Literary Society of • New York. Two Vol. 12mo. Price 12s. bds, ' The HISTORY of SWITZLUALA ND; from the Conquest of Cater to the Abdication of Bonaparte. Chiefly abridged from " Plantes History of the Helvetic Confederacy." Designed toe Young Persons. Pricer 6s. halt-bound. HANS KAUF; OR.. THE DEVIL IN THE OVEN. r 11.I 1. 'ratios. HIM Kant. tired nos wife triton her bed s For bread must be baled, and the oven be fed; Who, donning her clothes, set the wood in a blaze, But itotaatly ran fount the spot in amaze, - And, hop skapnord,jump, all impediments creased, And *gaitut the wall, stood as firm as a post. Hans Kalif called his Innate half sluggard and sloven, And brought her in contact once more with the oven; Where ' venturing a look, she retreated again, ° The Devil F' exclaiming wi , .h all might and main. Now ilea., without doubt, though a match for his wife, . chance bed be knew with Old Nick when at strife, Who now in the oven made a racket and tout, la blackest costume till at last he roll'd out, . And a if to hide his demoniac pursuls, • His kgs were array"fil in a pair of bright boots. Bans jutup'd through the window, in Ipildivess no faller, While fiercely the devil sprang after the taller; 'I he river was nigh, and the Devil's long paw Now grasping poor Hans, he his enemy saw, And driv'n to despair, by infernal attack, Phan& into the stream, the " foul-fiend':. at his hack, . And would have been drowed, but good inch was In gore, For Devil and tailor came Nub safe on shore! Te wind up our tale, and each, mystery thew, The Imp was Hans' friend, who in costume of black • His salt this made from the even and attack Atray'd its brills' Bests, in whites Inc ebon glow The shades of reflection the ieke appear'd backing; Hans Kalif and his wife new confess that they owe re.Sief from vain tenon to Warren's Jet Blacking! This Bay Shining and Brilliant BLACKING Ptipared by • (Acli eaewz- 30, STRAND, Leedom; And sold in every titer in the Kingdoms. LIQUID in Betties, 6d. 10d. 12d. sad tsd. atlettA,ll2l)l MACKIN°, in Pots, fd. lid. sad 111 d. au& 42. Re Pantealar to inquire foe ' 1103 m. WARE ALL 011111/1/4/1 1.11.11 aoinrizann. " Demise et placers exor."—Hoe. Thy house, and (in the cup of lite, That honey-drop) thi pleasing wife! HAPPINESS, " the gay tn-morrow of the mind," is Insured by marriage; " the rrictest tie of perpetual Friend. ship," is a gift from Heaven, cementing p 1 with reason, by which, says Johnson, " we approach in some degree of association with celestial intelligence." Previous, however, to entering into this hallowed obligation, it becomes an imperative duty, sot *ply to regulars the passions. but to cleanse the grosser nature front those impurities which the free. don of unrestricted pleasure may have entailed upon it. To the neglect of such attention are attributable many of those hapless instances which, while they excite the comntheration of the be holder, should also impress him with the fear of self-reproach. Luxurious habits will effeminize the body—a residence in the tropics will relax the elude fibre—but more especially does the premature infatuation of youth too frequently compromise the na tural dignity into a state of inanition, from whence the agonised, sufferer more than doubts the chance of rekf. To all such then we address ourselves, offering hope. energy, muscular strength, felicity; nor will our advance. appear questionable, sanctioned as they are by the multiplied proofs of SO ye .re successful experience. The easy cares of married life. are sometimes disturbed by the suspension, of those blessings which concentrate the nuptial wreath —for the female habit is often constitutionally weak—yet it can be etrengtheced. ar.d deficient energy improved into functional power. In every case of syphilitic intruntne,ll. well as in everfisbutios of the generative economy, we pledge ovr-ability to cure speedily. and with effect. Earnestly solicitous to expel the unfeeling empyric froni the position so presumptuously taken up, we deviate from general principles with less beiatation ; and coofident in our own immutable integrity as Members of the College of Surgeons, we refer the suffering community of either Sex (especially those en tering ism* matrimonial life) at once to our house. where daily ausedance is given for personal consultation; end letters from the country are immediately answered; these must contain a remit. tance for Advice and Medicine, which cam he forwarded to any pars of the world, however chateau GOSS and Co. M.R.C. &woes No. 11. Bouverie•street, Fleet -street, Landon. Kr Just published tSeventeentb Edition), I. The RAI, of Lire, a familiar Commentary on the above Diseases. 2d, HvostattA,l addressed exclusively to the Female Sex. May be bad at 16, Princes street, Soho; 174, Fleet-street ; 4, Catlwrine street, &rind; Sherwood, Gilbert, and Piper. 90, Paternoster-row ; and Chapple, 59. Pall-mall, London; Porter, 79, Grafton-strew, Dublin; M‘Pbun, 155, Troupe., Glasgow; 9. Calton-arm, Edinburgh; and of all Booksellers. Price IN. LISBON. MARCH Si. !ROM 1113 LIASON PAM!. His Majesty has been pleased to order that-the Uni versify of Crambia shall be rf-opened in the beginning of October this year. The requisi e preparations are to be nude, notices given, die. in the month of May, his 501. j--sty being convinced that one of the chief causes of the little progress made by the students, and is notorious bad conduct of most or the students of late years, has been the relaxation and the neglect of the regulations prescribed by the glorious restorer of the University; and his august successor enjoins all the professors to show then zeal in the firm maintenance of the regulations as the most effectual means of repairing these great abuses.—Lisbon Gnats to the sth April. OPORTO. Manor U. Mr. Chas. Henry Noble was accused of having been seen encouraging the soldiers who commenced the re• hellion on t: e 16th May,lB2B, in the Campo de Santo Ovidio, and was acquitted by the Judge Conservator of the British nation : thus sentence has been revoked. as contrary to the depositions of some of the witnesses, and Mr. Noble is condemned to be banished from the king dons of Portugal and its &minions, and to sign in the prison - an engagement never to return to them on pain of being transported to India in case he should violate this engagement, being conducted as a prisoner to the ship which conveys him, and to pay the costs. This sentence is dated Orito, March 10. LISBON, Mmunt 30. PRIVATII CORAZSPONDINCII. Imprisonments have tattier diminished since 'those attiiboted to the discoveries made with respect to the Consul of Brasil, who was turned out and vent off in the cutter Bramble three days ago. Many reports are afloat about that person's fatal indiscretions, but until I' find them to be something more than reports, I shall abstain from mentioning them. The fact is, that there have been many victims on his account, and among them General Caul,. the Commander of the Engineers of the kingdom, notwithstanding its being well known that the General never bad the Wait confidence in, or regard fur, the individual who filled the office of Bra *Alan Consul General. i• The police is now more strictly conducted, on ac count of the old Queen having placed over the Inters: dents General Borate and Belfort, her private confiden tial agent the celebrated Spanish robber Lusuriaga, übo assibts regularly every day at the chief office ever since the barbarous execution took place in Sadie , square. That ruffian is the same who made himself conspicuous for his atrocious achievements in the Army of the Faith, and since by some great robberies •at Madrid, on account of which be was condemned to the gullies, but be made his meape, being protected by 10 Royal friends. Since be has been here, be has succeed LISBON, Atm .3. The assigns's - are finally about to be put into a forced circulation. The Decree on the subject is to appear in the Gaseite on Monday. The sum to be thus levied is 2,000 cantos of rein, or about 500,0001. sterling... Every assignat is to represent 50 milrees, or about 101. sterling. As these slips of paper represent no value, it is not supposed they will horse any currency,' and the Government will soon find itself disappointed. of its hopes in this respect. The squadron which was preparing against the Azores appears to be blocked up in thei.o t by contrary winds and providential infliction. Contagions disei.es and scurvy rage among the men on b .ard, and 200 have been again disembarked. Even the Tagus has conspired against this unfortunate pe.spl-, and the plains un its banks, so fertile as to be alone ti,e papery to. the capital, have been inundated. A horrible famine i, anticipated as the coniequence. The I..boorers, who came, according to practice in such cases, to ask relict from the Government, have been repulsed, and sent away without any succour, Don Miguel refusing to give them a sous from those travelling stores which are now his only resource. The news from Brazil and the Spanish faction of the old Queen will put• an end to this horrible as well as ridiculous drama sooner than is generally imagined. FRENCH PAPERS. PROM VIZ 'AMAGER DV. CHAMIRRS, APRIL 10. CONSTANTINOPLII. MARCH 10. • It is impossible not to be surprised at the tranqun behaviour of the inferior classes of this capital in the midst of events which formerly would not have failed to excite popular tumults. During the last fortnight the distress has greatly increased, and we were nearly on the point of being without bread. The people have shown an inconceivable resignation, and whoever has lived at Constantinople in former times knows that whenever bread was dear a revult ensued. Some supplies have since arrived ; but there is nothing but the arrival of the great caravan from Smyrna by land can pnt a stop to the increasing scarcity. Tne conferences of M. Jaubert with the Reis Efft ndi have been interrupted in a very disagreeable manner, by a new incident, which was a complete hoax. The Ot toman Minister and the French negociefor each received by a circnitoos channel, a mutilated copy of the speech of the King of France on opening the Session; and this fake document contained the most hostile expressions against the Porte. The Reis Effendi sent for M. Jaubert, and gave vent to the bitterest reproaches, to which M. Jaubert did oot know what answer he should make. Soon after this a correct copy of the speech arrived. M. Jaubert hastened to the Palace of the Porte, and showed it to. the Minister, who was still in a very bad humour,oanskdiri not appear more satisfied with that than with Ow other. Since that time there has been no more congergapys. It is said that K. Jaubert waits for the ansesor,olltis Court to his last dispatches. This anecdote,. which is very authentic, is a general subject of completion in Pers. where it is believed that this manager; is the contrivance of secret agita tors to incense AU Porte against M. Jaubert in particu lar, and to, krease its initatian against France. - . Eit.OI)ESSA, MOT . 111 . On the fith of February, Ole .t.,leutenant-Colortel of , the 10th lieginsent of Cbpkgriv,p_aeat Captain Bras owski with eight soldiers, eat4,4hree Cobsacks, to .set fire to two large two-matted Toekish vessels which were four worsts above &stow. This Officer has mooted his missive! With extravrdiaary boldoesa. Joseph Parsons. The Re*. S. Tiibroolt, B D. Fellow and Tutor of Petiohnuse, Cambridge, to the Rectory and Vicaride of Fr e ck e nh a m„ Suffolk': The Re:. William Ttptaft, B A of St. Jollies College, ('am bridge, to the Vicarage. of Suttin Courtney, Berks, vacant by the death of the Rev. John Russell. 4 The Rev. Dr. Hosinck, twenty-five years Curate of Dedham, has been instituted to the Rectory of Langbeni. let Rows. no the voluntary retignatioo of the Rev., 1)r. Dowdeswen in his ‘avour. The 22ch ult. the Reverend ThomeeS. Enlltf tI.A Ferow of Lincoln Ciallege.Oxford.was instituted. by his Grace the A -ch bi-bop of Yeah. to the Rectory of Poston. in the mistily t f Verk. The 31st oh. the Reverend Edward Tatham DI) Rector of Lincoln College, Oxford, was instituted. by the Bishop of Lie:timid and Coventry, to the valuable Rectory of Whitchutch, in the county of Salop. The Rev. Charles Thorp, B.D. of University College, Oxford, and formerly Fellow of that Society. Prebendary of.Beecon, and Rector of litytoo Durham, has been appointed to a Prehetsdd Stall In Durham Cathedral, held by the late Kid of Bridgewater. The Reformed Presbyterian Congregation In end About Dam. fries gave a call to the Rev. Wm. Symington, Stratirair, to be their Pastor, on the 2d instant. • . The Relief Chapel, tin:burgh Terrace, Edinburgh. was opened on Sunday ae'anight by the Rev. Wiillant Strang. and whs mums. tastily thronged during the whole service., of the day. The King has appointed the Rev. S. flare to be ass start and 'successor to liiinr.slll" Thomas Nl:Wort of the part.ll of &Wedgy. in the Presbytery of Meigle, it'd county of Thrillarqnis 'of resented the Rev. Andrew Milroy to the church kobpsii- of Crafting, in the county of Roxburgh. Thursday week the Associate Congregation of norghr44 g.ve a' harmonious Call to dr. Wee. Teplie, pre setter. to be their pa.tor. LITERATURE. PPTISON AI% VRIATTONS ; Olt Till WISIOUNI OF OWING 11110.11., Its wax as AP wales. PROM APICIAN IdnRSELS. Publisbed by Wnirtaaaa and Ca. 1 vat. Svo. 1. Too area bachelor; you return home to dress to en to town to dine; you find out you have lost the hey of the street door, and then are obliged to call in the aid of the locksmith or to break in the rate. 2. To wash and shave with cold water, when the thermometer stands at the freezing point. S. Dressing by candle light ; at the moment you are tying your cravat, out goes the last inch of candle in the house, awl to be obliged to Ankh dressing In the datk. 4. To be obliged to pass by the servant st the moment she is sweeping the staircase, and to get all over Just, because yoo have not time to wait. • S. To take a hackney coach that you mat beep yourself clean and nn getting nut of the enach to place your foot in a be ,p of mud, which covers your shoes, and they to he reduced to the necessity of wiping them whit your pocket handkerchief. 6. Having arrived in a burry. 'ketone, a little Inn late, and as Minus as a hunter, In the espeetatihn of flndine the ru• 4tl ab ready seated at table, to pass the dining-room. and are that the cloth is not even laid. 10' At fable to be p:aeed at one end iwtsiteen two little boys, shout the age of ten, whilst the most cheerful guests are sitting at the other end, among beautiful Ladies. 11. To be regaled during the dinner with the agi•ee.hle and po. lite noise pf the master and mistress of the house alternsrele scald. ing their servants, rains them names, and being called upon to bd the judge *fifteen them. Is. After baying been as hungry at ehawit the whole manioc, you perceive, a. you are above to sk down to tatAe, that your app.. tite itss all at once disappeared. 13. To he forced to eat potatoes and pie crust when you are no hater hungry. 14. To be suddenly Informed by your palate. instead of owing the dhcovery to your olfsetory aerie., that the last oyster you estailewed was rathe► too far pot to recall it • , U. After having sacked, nerred• to carve a fowl, to see yaw . self obliged to acknowledge that you duo% know how, and that before twenty whorl's's, whose eyes during your awkward drain are continually fitted upon you.• ' ' . . IS. Having dist:soma during dinner with well.informed people. and to recollect, at tea time, that you made two grammatical errors is combating their assertions. U. To dance a country dance with shoes that hurt you, or with shoes too Urge, and to leave one in tie middle of the Saloon, and at the same time to discover that your stockings are full of holes. it To disturb your false collar In raising up your cravat ; to be Maud to do penance at some innoceot game. to take off your coat. and to expose at coarse, dirty shirt, full of boles about the shoulders. 14. Lastly, to return bottle at two o'clock in the morning. wet and dirty, because you have not been able to , procstre a coach; to Mud you have got the devil's own appetite, in consequence sf corn ing away before supper; to Ise obliged to wait a tiokrter of an bort at the street door before you are let in ; when you do get. in there is so light. and you break the wash hand basin with all ifs appur tenances, whirl are upset. Yoe can't find your Eden shirt ; the bed it net made ; the blankets are too abort, and leave your sboul tases ustenwod ; betel thus exposed to the told, you pull up.the dotage wad uncover your feet; you then knock and kick about, trying to put Wogs to debts, and, boating in thy curtsies. Pell down the to, of the hod upon your Matt; Ice your clonal, hum, unlivable nut to the middle of the floor, with the unmet% bid clothes. &c. and upset the table with your warcb upon it ; at length you succeed. by dint of groping. to lay year hand upon the tinder. box. you strike a light, bet Sod no matches; get into bed egl4n. as wallas you can. in the dark, sad daring the remainder of the aiiht never Gene close year eyes for cold, and a violent head-ache ;se the paw time you are alterably ebutfled with a neighbour in the ad. jolobts now' driving his pigs to market" (sooting), who bat sou to slap upon a hearty supper!