The Press. — London, England, 1853-10-15 00:00:00

Orronn 13,1853. THE PRESS. THE 11INISTERIAL Arol,o6y. " But the Conference Hitatieteti, them is no t h.ggi,.ing the tavt."— Tome., (art. to. Oh. what's the excuse For the late game of At which every statesman has wouilail. Which has given the Civil All he wants without war "Tig only " the Conference blundeed." If his army shall stay, And winter away, In the plains of the people they've pinu t ier'il, An answer 'pike pat Can be given 14 that,— 'Tis only •' the Conference blunder'il." And though it is plain They'd hare gone baek again, If the .hips of old England had thander'd. " Such was our intent, Aud what CLARENDON meant; But only the Conferenee blunder'd." If the Voi►•e of the crowd Grows indignantly loud. And meetings are held by the hundred, A smile and a frown Will put them 1111 down, For only " the Conference blundered." Thus, although it is seen That old AnEnotiEN The whole of the business has 'Noticed. 'Twould be so inhuman To curse all old woman, That so, "'ti. the Conference blundeed." HISTORIC ANTECEDENTS. How often in a gallery of family portraits has the sl►eetator remarked the transmission of hereditary features from the first ancestor to the latest descendant. This resembl►nee may he identified in a, moral sense, and in HO ease more conspicuously than in that of the t ionnoss of "The current tradition and belief," according to Shorpis Uenefr lipyieal reerage,"is that the family descend from llinurnaN I) DE I iolltDoN " who shot the fatal arrow at linatAnn Coxit DE Dos, 11119, in allusion "to which event the Am.:am:Es branch of the (lonooss bears the crest "of two arms ready to let thy an arrow from a bow, with the motto "Ftortmut op/War." That the present representative of this illustrious race is aequitted of degeneracy is obvious to all Englishmen. Wh►► hots been readier than he with his diplomatic longbow to emulate the feat of his an cestor at ClBllOlll4, 811(1 with all the exhausted energy of both hisarms to nun a blow at the Lionheart of England? No thanks to him if he hots not occasion to change his motto to Iheretlateri lethalixorando. Incidentally the untimely feat of Iie:m•RANI was the means of placing a certain tlonN upon the throne; wherefore. to illustrate the feat of whie•lt it w►ts a prophetical type, we should substitute for Mr. lii..kosvoNE some scion of the house of Bedford when we inaugurate the statue by Baron MAKOVIIETTI. THE Pori:, says our friend the ?throwing Ileothl, on account of his obe.ity h i e, taken to billiards. Of efoir,e he plays the French game, but cannons count as nothing. does he term a losing hazard a NADIA' or a CCNNINGIIAME FINANCE. Our fill e tie Exdic. i mr its intovst &Odes, For our Wm, o' th' Exchequer no priuciple trouble!, lExeitE9rEn nEeICANING.— . Mr. nee nrlling to the l'ep , rlC• found himself surrounded ill Nlancliester by " a Ho msatol and one myriads "of auditors. At this rate eef assessment the piiptilatiim of the United Kingdom, by a penny poll tax, mould help him out of his difficulties. Ts, be. shortly published t at the l's , reigit otfier CLARENDON'S HISTORY ef the REBELLION in DOWNING , STREET ; with Ctipivul Nutes, sual Explanatory. u 565 FRom A MEMBER OF THE PEACE CONFERENCE. Hear the news from grave Dunedin! Itnaint and CoiniNN will not. eerie Their sublime eimeeptions spreading Till We have a reign of pence. Nioloeli shall give I►luee to Ttlainnion. " Bums" arre s t the blood-imbrued. (Militia rage by gentle gamin iiiii Shall I►e hitiilingly subdued. Itusyiin's Czta and Annul. MEMO Shall submit to read oar Inlets; Anil we'll show the I'aeha RED:44.nin How a great tea-meeting meta. There's a moral foree in muffins To protect the eyes and limbs; Tea will save from many cuttings, Drunk to Dr. WATTN'm hyllts. Failing these, mesmeric passes :flay disarm a charging toe Chloroform and other gasses Lay the proud invader low. If these remedies sh►iuld trick us, At the foe we will not start ; Let him kick, if he ►aunt kirk us, Softly on our softest lout. Let him ►ln what he proposes, Rather than explode we'll burst If be wants to tweak our noses, Lit us know—we'll blow them first. Hear the news from grave Dunedin ! Balmer and l'onioloi will not eelo4e Their sublime ellWeeltll l ll , 4 Till We have a reign of " I have been sometime% nettleil."—Sprech of Mr. I ihsololoae al Man, heart.. SAINT Er/ATM - 111A or Saint IfiEN}: suffered this species ►►f preliniimuy martyr►bnn, but its hillietion nu the person o►f the ('llas►•Kl.t.nß of the ExcliEffl'En suggests a subject fin• the 1 1 '1141'011elite painters. TIIE GLNDSTONE MILLENNIUM. " All thew refnrms will he effeeteil, gentlemn, whet' Ihe proper lime at rireA." ( Langhter, in which Mr. titAnsroxr iltid.bise 1,, Mancheeles, MI. It Won't w•e all lead virtuous lives, Blessed bees in happy hives, \Vlieo► the l►rulrer time arrives, Mr. 6 LAbriTON Say 1111111111114 l'ellhe to 11111111 1111 . 11' wires, )r, men scourged, Audi groan in gyves, When the proper time arrives, Brutal 111111 K to 'Any. Obwiti never ►lraw their knives, Trnsting to their Win+ of fives, When the proper time arrives, For the manlier troy. liyot's salt (on which he thrivem, I II the regioo once Lord 1 1 1.1 v I.'M). IVheta the proper time Knives, Tux no more shall ray. Priest, vslio now the murderer tihrives, And the law 11l sting deprives, When the proper time arrivem, Other gitn►u hind! play. Mi Hark, Who Ca• halfl►cnce dile., And for vilest pittance atrives, When the proper tinie Shall live a clearer wad•. " Needs must," while the First Whig dril es, • All our sufi•rings h. routriveh— When the proper time arrives. he'll have had his day. ~.. .