D-379012 works on sampling the nugget for 
the next 4 hours while Agent Masozi and 
D-409914 rest. D-379012 manages to collect 
approximately 5 grams of material from the 
nugget. She proceeds to fall asleep. Agent 
Masozi resumes activity about 5 hours later, 
while the D-personnel remain asleep. 


Masozi: Checking in, command. 


Command: [Pause] Sorry Agent, | was out 
getting coffee. Are you alright out there? 


Masozi: Affirmative, command. What’s our 
ETA out of here? 


Command: Sorry to say you'll be stuck in 


there for 9 more hours. 

Masozi: Copy that. 

Agent Masozi steps out of the cave and 
surveys the surroundings. 2 minutes of silence 
follow. 

A flash of motion appears on the video feed. 


Masozi: Did you catch that, Command? 


Command: I’m not sure, Agent. We'll have to 
review the footage. 


Masozi: | couldn’t get any detail. Probably 
nothing. 


Agent Masozi returns to the cave, where the 
D-personnel are still asleep. 


Masozi: How long did you say we had? 
Command: Nine more hours, Agent. 


The remainder of the expedition passes 
without note. Irrelevant dialogue redacted. 
Upon recovery, all gold and air samples have 
disappeared. 


+Show logs for Expedition Gamma 


5 members of MTF Beta-7 (“Maz-Hatters”, Codenames: 
Gamma-1, Gamma-2, Gamma-3, Gamma-4, Gamma-5), 
were equipped to survive the SCP-3025 active state. 2 
ATVs are provided for long-distance travel. All personnel 
are armed with standard assault rifles. Objective is to 
survey SCP-3025-A. 


All personnel appear in the SCP-3025-A. 


Gammaz-1: Check in, team. 


Gamma-2: Gamma-2, checking in. 
Gamma-3: Gamma-3. 
Gamma-4: Gamma-4, ready to go. 
Gamma-5: Gamma-5. 


Gamma-1: Alright Command, we're waiting on 
your orders. 


Command: Find some high ground. We can 
get a better look at the landscape from there, 
then decide how to proceed. 


Gammaz-1: Understood. Let’s go! 


Expedition Gamma approaches the peak of a 
nearby hill. The ascent passes without note. 


Gamma-1: Okay Command, we’re at the top. 
We can’t see much because of the smoke, but 
there’s a bright patch not too far out there. 


Command: Understood Gamma-1. We are 
reviewing the video feed now. 


Pause 


Command: Move toward the brighter region. 
There may be some geographic feature we 
can use as a landmark. 


Gamma-1: Understood. 


Expedition Gamma traverses approximately 5 
kilometers by ATV. Upon closer inspection, the 
bright region is shown to be a “lava lake”, a 
volcanic feature containing a pool of active 
magma. 


Gamma-2: This place just gets nicer and 


nicer. 


Gamma-1: Command, we have reached the 
region of interest. Orders? 


Command: You’re not equipped for probing 
into the lake. Proceed along the edge for now. 


Gamma-1: Gotcha. 


Expedition Gamma travels carefully along the 
perimeter of the lava lake. 


Gamma-3: Do any of you fellas feel...off? 


Gamma-2: You know, I'd expect to feel a little 
anxious about walking around in hell, but it’s 
been alright so far. What’s bothering you, 3? 


Gammaz-3: |’m not sure. You know, what? 
Forget about it. 


Gamma-1: Any further directives, Command? 


Command: None, Gamma-1. We're just trying 
to get a sense of the size of— 


The audio and video feeds are subject to mild 
distortion. Gamma-4 is heard to yell in 
surprise. A large entity emerges the lake and 
leaps onto the ground ahead of the MTF 
personnel. 


Gammaz-1: Form up and hold your fire! | 
repeat, do not— 


Further feed distortions begin, and persist for 
the next 11 minutes. Log resumes upon feed 
recovery. 


Gamma-1: Command! Do you read, 
Command! 


Command: Affirmative, Gamma-1. We’ve 
recovered the feed. 


Gamma-1: God almighty. We’ve lost 
Gamma-2. 


Command: What happened? We have no 
record of the last 10 minutes. 


Gammaz-1: | don’t know. 
Gamma-3: | can’t remember anything. 


Gamma-1: That about sums it up. It feels like 
an amnestic dosage. 


Command: That’s unfortunate. Okay 
Expedition Gamma, your updated orders are 
to find some shelter and wait out the rest of 
your time over there. You have 19 hours left. 


Gamma-1: Roger that, Command. 


Expedition Gamma heads toward more 
mountainous regions, and quickly finds a small 
cave. Two hours pass without note. Feed 
disruptions begin again. 


Gamma-3: Shit! What’s that sound?! 


Gamma-4: O Lord Jesus Chr—vior, forgive my 
sins, just as you— 


Gamma-1: Co—d. We’ve got som—ease 
advise! 


Gamma-5: [Unintelligible] 
Gamma-4: [Unintelligible] 


Feed disruptions persist until the end of the 
SCP-3025 active phase. Upon recovery, only 


Gamma-1 and Gamma-5 are unharmed. 
Neither recall the events of the past 13 hours. 
The remains of Gamma-3 and Gamma-4 are 
severely lacerated and exhibit an unexpected 
degree of decomposition. The remains of 
Gamma-2 consist of fragmentary skeletal 
material and organic dust. 6 minutes after 
recovery, an instance of SCP-3025-B is 
discovered inside the test chamber. [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. Containment Procedures have 
been modified. 


+Show logs for Expedition Delta 


2 D-personnel (D-379012, D-409914),were equipped to 
survive the SCP-3025 active state. Both had been 
exposed to SCP-3025-A in Expedition Beta. After the 
events of Expedition Gamma, it is deemed worthwhile to 
equip D-personnel with high-yield incendiaries. Stronger 
thermal shielding is also deemed necessary. Radar 
trackers and multi-spectral cameras are supplied. 
Objective is to determine the nature of the entity 
encountered during Expedition Gamma. 


D-personnel appear in the SCP-3025-A. 
[BEGIN LOG] 

D-379012: God damn it. It’s gotten worse. 
D-409914 is visibly distressed. 

D-409914: Something’s here... 

Command: Please elaborate, D-4. 
D-409914: | feel like someone’s staring at me. 


Command: Noted. Your orders are to head 
toward the brightest patch of sky. 


D-379012: Might as well get it over with. 


Expedition Delta complies and traverses 
approximately 8 kilometers on foot. Several 
acres of burning plant matter is found to be the 
source of the light. Upon arrival, D-409914 is 
distressed, and periodically checking behind 
him. 


D-409914: | swear something’s watching me. 


D-379012: Shut up. This place is fucked up 
enough without your gibbering. 


Command: Please refrain from infighting. 
Stand by, our analysts are putting together a 
plan of action. 


D-379012: Whatever you— 
D-409914: The thing’s beeping. 
D-379012: What? 


Command: Has the radar tracker picked 
something up, D-4? 


D-409914: Uh, | think so. It looks like— 


Feed distortions abruptly begin. Radar tracker 
and infrared camera continue to transmit with 
no interruption, indicating the presence of a 
large airborne object making repeated passes 
overhead. Feed is recovered after 2 hours and 
26 minutes. 


Command: Expedition Delta? Come in, 
Expedition Delta. 


D-379012: It’s back, 
Command: Any injuries? 


D-370912: ...It’s not too bad, just a few 


scrapes and a small burn. But... 
Command: Yes, D-3? 


D-379012: | can’t remember how | got them. 
It’s kinda scaring me. 


D-409914: We have to get out. 


Command: I'm afraid we’re powerless to 
extract you until the end of the active phase. 
Because there have been no casualties, we 
request that you continue around the perimeter 
of the fire. 


D-379012: What?! 


D-409914: Listen here, you piece of shit! You 
can’t make us do anything! We ain’t gonna go 
romping around in hell for your fucking 
amusement. Let’s go find shelter. 


D-379012: Right behind you. 


Command: It is strongly recommended that 
you comply with our orders. If you continue to 
resist, you will suffer disciplinary action or 
termination upon recovery. 


D-409914: Gonna get “terminated” anyway if 
we don’t get to sh— 


Feed disruptions begin again. Radar and 
infrared trackers pick up several airborne 
objects approaching from above. Total loss of 
transmission feed follows, and persist for 20 
minutes. Video feed alone is recovered after 
20 minutes. D-379012 is seen in the distance, 
wandering aimlessly. She does not respond to 
repeated attempts at communication. 1 hour 
and 3 minutes later, D-379012 returns to the 
recording equipment, and audio feed is 


recovered. 
D-379012: ...Is anyone there? 
Command: Yes, D-3. Is D-4 doing well? 


D-379012: | don’t know. | can’t find him 
anywhere. 


Command: It'll be okay, _ . Just try to find 
shelter. There should be something in the 
mountains. 


D-379012: Okay...Okay. 


D-379012 follows recommendation and travels 
3 kilometers on foot. She remains silent over 
this period. D-379012 locates a cave and 
makes headway toward it. 


D-379012: | see a hole in the mountain. 


Command: That’s good, D-3. Just get inside 
and you'll be safe. 


D-379012: Okay. 


A few meters from the cave entrance, 
D-379012 drops the camera and collapses. 
Minor feed distortions begin. 


D-379012: [Muted] 

The quill moves, strong and bold 
Mad with the thrill of creation. 
With every word in silver and gold 
Every phrase simple perfection. 
The quill moves, strong and bold, 
Blind to its own stagnation. 

It falls apart and grows old 

Deaf to its own corruption. 

The quill moves, strong and bold. 
Dust in the wind of conception. 


appears to be a mass of "yellow slime" with several white "threads" 
suspended in it, with a semi-solid sphere of gray material in the 
center, deemed the "Nucleus". It is unknown what SCP-367 is made 
of, or why its outer "shell" appears to be a juvenile dog; however, 
testing [DATA EXPUNGED] further investigation. The "strings" 
appear to function as the muscular-skeletal system and under most 
circumstances the movement and general behavior of SCP-367 are 
indistinguishable from a normal dog. 


SCP-367 is capable of feeding on any solid matter, and has shown 
the ability to dissolve and digest concrete, steel, titanium, carbon 
fiber, bone, wood, [DATA EXPUNGED]. When presented with an 
item that cannot fit into the external shell’s mouth, or be broken 
down with the teeth, SCP-367 will project pseudopodia from its 
internal mass and break down the matter into a consumable form. It 
is unknown how this occurs, as no acid is used, but it appears to be 
a disruption of the basic atomic bonds of the matter which is still 
under investigation. 


SCP-367 does not increase in size when consuming items, but does 
increase in density. In addition, SCP-367 does not produce any 
waste. After consuming enough material to double its starting mass, 
SCP-367 will find an isolated location, such as in a cabinet or under 
furniture, and liquefy its outer shell. It will then divide into two equal 
masses and reform its outer shell, creating two instances of 
SCP-367. 


If SCP-367 is left without food for more than three hours, the internal 
"strings" will project from the "eyes" and "mouth" areas of SCP-367 
and attempt to bore into and break down all nearby matter. In this 
state, SCP-367 is highly aggressive, and has been observed to 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Notes on recovery: SCP-367 was recovered from the residential 
home of Ms. Myra Bancroft in Ireland. Mrs. Bancroft was reported 
missing several days before, and Foundation staff established 
containment of her residence when it was reported that she had 
over eighty small dogs in her home, which had consumed her 
corpse and most of the home. A single instance of SCP-367 was 
recovered, with all other instances eliminated via CST A-11. 


It does not remember the words it once sold. 
Because there never was a foundation. 


Command: D-3? What do you mean? 


Video feed shows several large objects 
emerging from the smog above, before feed 
disruption begins. No detail on the objects can 
be resolved. Feed disruption continues for the 
remainder of the SCP-3025 active phase. 
Upon recovery, all personnel and equipment 
are heavily damaged or fragmentary. The 
head of command was reprimanded for 
unprofessional conduct and replaced. Due to 
mounting safety concerns, testing of 
SCP-3025 has been discontinued. 


Addendum 3025-3 
+Show SCP-3025-B catalog 


instance Number instance Description 
1 Discovered after Test 6. 
SCP-3025-B1 was an 
incorporeal being capable of 
telepathic speech and 
observation. It was 
constrained by the enclosed 
spaces, and had no ability 
to alter the physical world 
on its own. SCP-3025-B1 
was discovered after the 
test chamber was opened, 
when Junior Researcher 
heard a disembodied 
voice. The voice instructed 
her to “Stop, before they 
see you”. Junior Researcher 
quickly informed her 
superiors. Test complex 
was immediately 


quarantined, and sealed for 
three days. Junior 
Researcher did not 
receive any further 
communications from 
SCP-3025-B1, nor did any 
other exposed personnel. 
SCP-3025-B1 was declared 
neutralized on - -20 . 
Discovered after Expedition 
Gamma. SCP-3025-B2 is a 
hostile sentient entity. 
SCP-3025-B2 is entirely 
invisible in all 
electromagnetic 
wavelengths. Through 
unknown means, 
SCP-3025-B2 casts a 
shadow as any non- 
anomalous object would. 
Analysis of the shadows 
cast by SCP-3025-B2 
indicate that the entity is a 
static human figure, possibly 
a statue, holding an 
unidentified object in the 
right hand. SCP-3025-B2 
[DATA EXPUNGED] any 
human beings in its reach. 
SCP-3025-B2 has a top 
speed of kilometers per 
hour, but cannot pass 
through solid material. 
SCP-3025-B2 is repelled by 
bright lights and concussive 
blasts. It is thought that this 
response may reflect a 
desire to remain concealed, 
or prevent damage to the 
entity itself. After Expedition 


Gamma, the test chamber 
remained sealed, and the 
remaining mission 
personnel were lost. After 2 
days of observation, it was 
deemed safe to cut a small 
hole in the test chamber and 
insert 300 pounds of high 
incendiaries. After the blast, 
SCP-3025-B2 ceased 
motion, though its 
anomalous interaction with 
light persisted. SCP-3025- 
B2 was sealed in a standard 
containment locker, and has 
not shown any signs of 
activity. 

Discovered after Incident 
3025-1, an accidental 
activation of SCP-3025. As 
of - -20 , SCP-3025-B3 is 
uncontained. SCP-3025-B3 
is a large mechanical 
construct that is hostile 
toward human beings. lts 
main purpose is to activate 
SCP-3025. In the case that 
SCP-3025 is activated by 
SCP-3025-B3, the 
appearance of an 
SCP-3025-B instance is 
guaranteed. SCP-3025-B3 
is slow moving, and can be 
deterred by gunfire or 
explosives. All containment 
vessels occupied by 
SCP-3025-B3 so far have 
been destroyed. The 
whereabouts of SCP-3025- 
B3 are unknown, and 


attempts to locate it are 
ongoing. 
Discovered after Incident 
3025-2, a hostile activation 
of SCP-3025. SCP-3025-B4 
was a human infant with an 
adult human brain. The 
cranial plates were 
distended to make room for 
the added neural tissue. 
SCP-3025-B4 was unable to 
move or feed itself, but 
cognitive tests show that it 
may have beena 
developmentally mature 
adult. SCP-3025-B4 expired 
4 days after its creation, and 
was declared neutralized on 
- -20 . 
Discovered after Incident 
3025-3, a hostile activation 
of SCP-3025. SCP-3025-B5 
is a large mass of living 
tissue, weighing about 3 
tons. DNA found in the 
tissue matches that of the 
black-billed magpie. When 
approached by a human 
being, SCP-3025-B5 
attracts jewelry, clothing, or 
implants that contain any 
precious metals. Items not 
associated with a living 
human are not affected. The 
force it exerts increases 
according to the inverse 
square law. When 
SCP-3025-B5 comes into 
contact with these items, 
they immediately disappear, 


and the mass of SCP-3025- 
B5 increases by three times 
the mass of the ingested 
metals. If a human being 
comes into direct contact 
with SCP-3025-B5, [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


Footnotes 
1. Itis believed that SCP-3025 may have originated fromSCP-3076. 


SCP-3026: Fashionable Neurovore 


Item #: SCP-3026 
Object Class: Euclid