Information pertaining to the location of SCP-2089-1 is to be 
reported to the project lead. Current research has proven 
inconclusive. 


Description: SCP-2089 refers to a blog located on the site 


www. .com. The blog features images, videos and other 
related content centered around the user named 
"John _ _ls_Here" (referred to as SCP-2089-1). SCP-2089-1 


claims to be male, and wears a hooded jacket resembling a 
skeleton. Audio samples taken from videos of SCP-2089-1 have 
proven inconclusive in supporting this claim. 


SCP-2089-1 and its blog feature a Q&A style format, in which users 
ask questions and SCP-2089-1 provides appropriate responses 
through comments. SCP-2089-1 is noted to immediately answer 
most questions asked, regardless of the time of day. 


Videos posted by SCP-2089-1 feature the entity inside a dark room. 
The topic of these videos discuss questions SCP-2089-1 failed to 
respond to, references to other blogs, and subjects pertaining to 
SCP-2089's followers. In 48% of recorded videos, SCP-2089-1 will 
attempt to commit suicide, with only 11% of those attempts being 
successful. Following videos indicate no physical harm inflicted onto 
SCP-2089-1. 


Any follower who regularly views content related to SCP-2089-11 
becomes an instance of SCP-2089-2. All instances of SCP-2089-2 
re-post and create new content related to SCP-2089-1 whenever 
possible. Instances of SCP-2089-2 are noted to post content 
indicating a marked prejudice against SCP-2089-1. Some of the 
content includes: 


* Comments expressing dislike towards SCP-2089-1 

¢ Fan art depicting SCP-2089-1 being physically harmed 

¢ Encouraging SCP-2089-1 to commit suicide. 

« "Anti-Blogs" established by followers to expose others to 
SCP-2089-1 related content. 


As of 9/25/20 , SCP-2089 has 10,872 followers. 
Interview Log: 


The following is an interview of a subject (referred to as D-90327) 
conducted by Junior Researcher Roger . The subject was 
exposed to SCP-2089-1 related content for two weeks. Note that the 
subject has expressed disliking towards explicit content prior to 
exposure. 


+ Interview 
<Begin Log> 


Researcher: Hello, D-90327. | will be 
interviewing you today. 


D-90327: Ok. 


Researcher: How do you feel about 
SCP-2089-1? 


D-90327: [shrugs] Don't like him. 


Researcher: What is it that you particularly 
don't like about him? 


D-90327: | told you. | don't like him. 


Researcher: Ok, fine. Why do you think others 
might dislike SCP-2089-1 ? 


D-90327: For shits and giggles, mainly. 


Researcher: What would you say is the 
motive behind this hatred? 


D-90327: [chuckles] For fun. It's more like a... 
well, | guess like a high, right? 


Head Researcher: Interesting. Why do you 
think... 


D-90327 takes out a piece of paper from the 
back of his pocket. Words are written on the 
paper. Half of it is written is ink, while the rest 
appears to be written in blood. 


D-90327: Hold that thought, doc. Check out 
what | made. 


D-90327 hands over the paper. Upon closer 
inspection, it is a poem titled "Fuck John". 


Researcher: Huh. [holds the paper up to the 
light] Did you write this in blood? 


D-90327: Oh, yeah. | didn't have a pen, so | 
just picked at this scab on my arm. [rolls up 
sleeve] Can you believe it's been there for 
three weeks? Anyways, considering how many 
times | picked at this thing, it probably took me 
three days to make that. | think | can even post 
it online. What do you think? 


D-90327 glares at the researcher. A smile 
slowly spreads across his face. 


Researcher: Uhh ... I'll think about it. 


<End Log> 


Conclusion: The paper was confiscated from 
D-90327 after the interview. Approval to test if 
the paper exhibits the same effects of other 
SCP-2089-1 related content is currently 
pending. 


Addendum 2089-01: The following is an excerpt recorded from a 
video posted by SCP-2089-1. 


+ Video excerpt 
SCP-2089-1 is facing the camera 


Hey guys, it's John here. And today marks our 
10,000th follower special. To celebrate, we're 
going to first ask some questions by some of 
my fans. First question. 


Asked by Anonymous: Have you drank bleach 
today? 


Good question, anon. I'll get back to you on 
that later. Next question. 


Asked by ExplodingPopTart: Hi. | really love 
your blog. I'm just wondering: How do you deal 
all the haters? 


Oh, my haters. Should | even call them that? 
How about fans? | live for them. But | really 
know they /Jove me. Next question. 


Asked by Anonymous: How do we know 
you're not an attention whore? 


Hi again, anon. | promise I'll answer you later. 
Next question. 


Asked by Aryanne: Disgusting as fuck. | want 
to kill all of you. And nuke whoever decided to 
make this shithole of a god damn blog. 


| agree with you on a lot of things. Don't kill 
everyone, though. You can kill me, and I'll be 
ok with it. [chuckle] Next question. 


Asked by Anonymus: Why are you a faggot? 


You know, now that | think about it, I've always 
been a faggot. Not a bundle of sticks, but 
rather a legitimate, internet faggot. To answer 
your question, | owe my faggotry to my 
amazing followers. 


But | would especially like to thank anon. 
Thanks anon. | can always rely on you. 


Addendum 2089-02: The following is a list of notable SCP-2089-1 
related content taken down by Foundation Agents. 


Item: SCP-2089-1-374 

Date Posted: 06/14/20 

Description: A video recorded by SCP-2089-1 featuring itself using 
a circular saw to cut off its left arm. SCP-2089-1 proceeds to hold its 
severed limb with its remaining arm and waves towards the camera. 
This continues for 33 seconds until SCP-2089-1 passes out, 
presumably from blood loss. 

Notable Comments: 


MrBRASIL: What kind of idiot Uses a circular saw? 


Item: SCP-2089-I-789 

Date Posted: 07/23/20 

Description: A piece of art painted by an instance of SCP-2089-2. 
The picture features a pornographic image of SCP-2089-1 being 
[REDACTED] by the artist. 

Notable Comments: 


Aryanne: This is my new fetish. 


Item: SCP-2089-I-1026 
Date Posted: 07/30/20 
Description: A comment posted by an instance of SCP-2089-2: 


MrBRASIL: | found the address of where 
John_ _ls_Here lives. Reblog so we can find him 
and castrate his nuts. 


Notable Comments: 
All replies to SCP-2089-I-1026 contained the following: 


#johnsnuts 


Item: SCP-2089-I-1282 
Date Posted: 08/01/20 
Description: A post made in response to SCP-2089-I-1026: 


Aryanne: Nice try, BRASIL. | drove my car all the way 
upstate to reach the foot of Bitch Mountain. Bitch. 
Freaking. Mountain. I'm not even kidding you. Search 
that shit up right now. 


I'm not even mad. WP, BRASIL. 
Notable Comments: 


MrBRASIL: | killed John already. | stuck my rod into him, 
then cut off his balls. Done. 

Aryanne: Send me a pic. 

MrBRASIL: Snapchat me. 

Aryanne: tight 


Item: SCP-2089-I-1297 

Date Posted: 08/02/20 

Description: An image of SCP-2089-1 and another person, 
presumably an instance of SCP-2089-2. A caption underneath the 
image reads: 


Whoo! Met one of my fans yesterday in person! We were 
craaaazy, but we had a lot of fun. 


Notable Comments: 


MrBRASIL: The fuck is this? John, how the hell do you 
do this? | have your testicles in a jar, and you're here all 
smiling and shit? Maybe | need to come over there and 


teach you another lesson. 

John _ _ls_Here: haha you're saying | don't have 
balls. #iceewutudidthare 

Aryanne: BRASIL, you fail. 

MrBRASIL: I'll show you the things right now. Give me a 
sec. 

MrBRASIL: Wait, what the hell? They're not here. The 
jar is here, but it's empty. 

Aryanne: Blame OP. 


Item: SCP-2089-I-1339 

Date Posted: 08/04/20 

Description: An image of an instance of SCP-2089-2. The person is 
standing in front of a mountainous landscape. A caption underneath 
the photo reads: 


Went to the address again. And it's Bitch Goddamn 
Mountain. 


Notable Comments: 


Aryanne: | don't know what place you went to. | told you 
it's Bitch Mountain. 

MrBRASIL: I'm telling you, it was a real place. | found a 
house. One of those fancy two stories. | barged in and 
found John cornered up in his room, tapping away on a 
mac. A fucking mac of all things. 


Anyway, | came in, did my thing. | cut off his nuts, let 
him bleed to death. | washed off his nuts and placed 
them in my jar. Then | drove away. No one said a thing. 
Aryanne, You have the pic | sent you? 


Aryanne: Yeah ... | forgot to save it when you sent it to 
me. 

MrBRASIL: You dense motherfucker. 

Aryanne: Whatever. It was John, anyway. | don't want 
that cluttering up my computer. inb4 | told you so. 


MrBRASIL: Remind me how John is still breathing? 
Aryanne: Beats me. Maybe he wants to stay alive? 


MrBRASIL: | don't get what your saying. 

Aryanne: John is an entertainer. We can't have him 
dead. Balls bleeding, yeah. But dead? You'd have to be 
dense. 

MrBRASIL: Suppose you have a point. 

Aryanne: Can you be sure if it actually happened? 
MrBRASIL: Are you ed? | sent you a pic 

Aryanne: Nope. Don't have it. 

MrBRASIL: I'll send the pic. 

MrBRASIL: | ... lost the pic. 


Recovery Log: On 09/26/20 , Foundation Agents used the address 
obtained from SCP-2089-I-1026 in an attempt to locate SCP-2089-1. 
Personnel arrived at Bitch Mountain, located in Chesterfield, New 
York. To date, SCP-2089-1 has not been found. 


Personnel recovered several items surrounding the area. Among 
these items included: 


¢ A hooded jacket similar to the one worn by SCP-2089-1 

« Knives, needles and other sharp objects coated in blood. DNA 
analysis proves that it is from a Caucasian male, estimated to 
be 18-20 years old. 

¢ An unfinished painting of a male figure. Inscribed in blood are 
the words "Never die". DNA analysis confirms that it does not 
match with the blood found on other objects. 


Note from Agent Thompson: To this day, it still baffles me that we 
were given a concrete address. Our GPS satellites confirmed that 
the address is in fact, a two story house like the user "MrBRASIL" 
stated. As we drove there the surroundings began to shift from an 
interstate highway to a dirt road lined with trees. No one even 
noticed it. When we arrived at Bitch Mountain, it was disheartening. 


We received news that the Foundation sent a Mobile Task Force to 
the same address. A small team was dispatched on a helicopter. 
However, the same thing happened to them. An Agent reported 
seeing the landscape change from dense woods to rocky mountains 
right before her very eyes. To this day, we don't know why this 
occurs. 


We may be dealing with a fad. But it is clear that whoever is behind 
it doesn't want anyone to interfere. 


Addendum 2089-03: The following is an excerpt of a recorded 
video posted by an instance of SCP-2089-2. 


+ Video excerpt 


SCP-2089-1 is seen facing the camera inside a dimly lit 
room. SCP-2089-1 then diverts its attention away from 
the screen. Note that SCP-2089-1 is wearing a mask in 
place of its traditional hooded jacket. An unidentified 
male voice speaks: 


You know what to do? 
SCP-2089 -1 nods. It faces the camera again. 


Hey everyone. It's John here. By popular 
request, | will be performing a bit of ... fan 
service, if you will. [pause] Do | have to? 


Yes. 
Alright, give me. 


SCP-2089-1 receives a piece of wire tied into the shape 
of a noose. SCP-2089-1 then walks towards the ceiling 
fan located the center of the room. A chair is below the 
fan, allowing SCP-2089-1 to climb up and attach the 
noose to the fan. SCP-2089-1 then places its head inside 
the noose. SCP-2089-1 kicks the chair beneath it, 
allowing itself to hang. 


SCP-2089-1 is heard gagging and gasping for several 
seconds. The fan holding the noose breaks, and 
SCP-2089-1 falls to the floor with the fan on top of it. A 
male figure is seen approaching SCP-2089-1. 


Yep. That'll do. 


The figure tosses the fan to the side to look at 


SCP-2089-1. Closer observation indicates several cuts 
on the neck of SCP-2089-1, presumably from the wire. 
SCP-2089-1 continues to gag, coughing up blood as it 
speaks. 


Wada: 


The unidentified male turns SCP-2089-1's head over, 
revealing a fracture in its skull. 


Wow. A clean break. I'm saving this. 


The figure pulls out a mobile device and takes a picture 
of SCP-2089-1. 


[cough] Are you pleased? 
Yes. Very. 
Then I'm [cough] p-p-pleased. 


The figure picks up SCP-2089-1 and places it into a 
chair. The figure then pushes the chair towards the 
camera so that the viewer can get a closer image of 
SCP-2089-1. 


This is John. Say hi, John. 
Hi. [cough] 


SCP-2089-1 coughs up blood. A splatter stains the upper 
left corner of the screen. 


John is an entertainer. You followers expect 
torture, rape, castration, suicide. And John 
gives you exactly that. Isn't that right, John? 


SCP-2089-1 nods. The figure spins the chair around to 
reveal the back of SCP-2089-1's head. The camera 
zooms in on SCP-2089-1's skull fracture. 


We keep John alive. Because he is an 


originally planned for the television series was scrapped due to 
budget concerns. Novels published after the radio program was 
introduced acknowledged the existence of robots, but stated that the 
building of sapient robots had been restricted by the "Robotics 
Laws" instituted by the Space Congress, and none are ever directly 
introduced to the reader. 


« SCP-231 | SCP-232 | SCP-233 » 


entertainer. The closer to the brink of death, 
the better. But we keep him alive. [pause] 
Now, don't get me wrong. We laugh, joke, 
have fun. But a dead entertainer is not an 
entertainer at all. Allow me to demonstrate. 


The camera lens zooms out. Shuffling is heard in the 
background for about a minute. SCP-2089-1's head is 
struck with a blunt object, furthering opening up its 
wound. SCP-2089-1's brain is exposed. Blood is seen 
pouring out of the wound. 


Exciting, isn't it? Don't worry, he's very much 
alive. Just give him time. 


The figure pushes SCP-2089-1's body off the chair and 
proceeds to sit on it. The figure glances at the body lying 
on the floor. 


Thank you, John. I'm honestly sorry for you 
having to deal with that amateur. | promise you 
won't get hurt again. 


The figure faces the camera. The camera zooms in so 
that the figure's face occupies the screen. 


And in case you haven't realized it, this is 
directed towards you, MrBRASIL. Bitch 
Mountain is where he stays. He belongs to me. 


| told you so, didn't |? 
The following is a comment in response to the video: 


ExplodingPopTart: What the hell is wrong with you sick, 
demented people? You're telling me you ENJOY seeing 
an innocent person get brutally murdered? 


Aryanne: 
>Follower of John's Blog 
>Offended by Content 


Get a load of this guy. 


Footnotes 
1. Looking at related content consistently (>30 minutes per day) for 
approximately one week will result in an instance of SCP-2089-2 


« SCP-2088 | SCP-2089 | SCP-2090 » 


SCP-2090: Potentially XK Tim Duncan 


Item #: SCP-2090 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation personnel standing 
in as personal security staff are to closely monitor SCP-2090 ona 
day-to-day basis for any sign of anomalous deviation. Kant Counters 
are to be discreetly installed in and around the home of SCP-2090 to 
provide constant surveillance of SCP-2090 and any disturbances 
caused by its anomalous nature. Any discrepancies are to be 
reported to Level 2090/4 staff personnel assigned to SCP-2090, or 
to the MTF P-5 team leader. 


Under no circumstances should Foundation Protocol Ollamaliztli-5 
be interrupted. Due to the current state of Protocol Ollamaliztli-5 and 
its influence on American and global culture, interruptions are not 
expected. 


FILESERV NOTICE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE SCP-2090 DATA 
FILE AS IT APPEARED BEFORE ITS RECLASSIFICATION AS 
NEUTRALIZED. SOME ERRORS MAY PERSIST.