characteristics 
with bracket 
fungus, but has 
been only found 
within the 
ventilation system 
of SCP-2432- 
Prime. Subject is 
similar to 
Trametes 
versicolor but is 
saprotrophic, 
consuming the 
steel of the plates. 
Organism leaks 
highly corrosive 
digestive fluid, 
which dissolves 
metal plating. How 
the organism has 
evolved to eat 
metal is still 
unknown. 

A species of 
cyanobacteria that 
has developed a 
liquid crystal-like 
mineral in the 
membranes of its’ 
chloroplasts that 
maximize energy 
input from white 
light. This 
bacterium grows in 
biofilms on the 
screens of 
televisions that 
occur in the rooms 
of SCP-2432- 
Prime. It is 


Hotel dust mite 


(Miytae gigantus) 


bioluminescent, 
and its’ luciferase 
enzyme is 
modified to aid in 
chemical 
communication 
with other 
organisms ina 
biofilm. The 
resulting display 
mimics television 
static. 

An arthropod 8cm 
in length, 
resembling the 
house dust mite 
but greatly 
enlarged in size. 
Organism displays 
similar feeding 
habits to a dust 
mite! , but does 
not produce nearly 
the quality of fecal 
particles produced 
by a normal mite. 
Subjects have a 
modified 
exoskeleton 
adapted for speed, 
and move with 
quick precise 
movements to 
evade predators. 
Have been noted 
to flock like birds 
throughout the 
corridors of 
SCP-2432-Prime 
and display a 


Minibar predator 


(Cibumpredator 
parva) 


highly complex 
social structure, 
much of which is 
not understood. 

A relatively rare 
sessile animal of 
unknown origin 
that mimics a hotel 
minibar. Organism 
has an 
exoskeleton 
resembling the 
plastic of a 
refrigerator and 
consumes 
organisms 
attempting to open 
its ‘mouth’ to 
search. Among the 
remarkable 
adaptations of this 
creature are the 
ability to maintain 
a core body 
temperature of 5 
°C, as well as the 
natural magnetic 
strips along its 
mouth, generated 
similarly to bone 
out of metals in 
food consumed. 
Despite sharing 
characteristics 
with arthropods, 
the organism has 
bone-like teeth. 


Non-Native or Invasive Species: The following are 
organisms believed to have been introduced to 


SCP-2432-Prime, or who have arrived naturally. 


2432-Prime brown (Rattus norvegicusA subspecies of 


rat 


“Dunkleowolf” 


foundationi) 


the brown rat 
found in 
SCP-2432-Prime, 
believed to have 
been introduced 
through 
SCP-2482. 
Organism fills 
similar ecological 
niche to the Hotel 
dust mite, but little 
competition has 
been observed 
between the two 
species as they 
seem to occupy 
different territories 
throughout 
SCP-2432-Prime. 


(Canis osteolupis) A \upine organism, 


and one of the top 
predators 
throughout 
SCP-2432-prime. 
A pack hunter, 
SCP-2432 
apparently 
originate froma 
dimension where 
the apparent 
evolutionary path 
of mammals has 
diverged, as noted 
by exterior 
armored plating 
surrounding the 
head and neck 


“Shower parrot” 


(Ara kohleri) 


over the fur. Ears 
are notably 
smaller than 
normal wolves, to 
accommodate the 
plating. The 
plating has 
observed to be 
similar to the 
extinct placoderm 
fish Dunkleosteus, 
and observation of 
live specimens in 
Foundation 
captivity have 
proved the 
similarity. 
Organism is highly 
aggressive, 
preying on rats, 
dust mites, and 
shower parrots, as 
well as engaging 
in territorial 
matches with rival 
packs. Mating 
behaviors are 
similar to that of 
grey wolves, and 
pups are often 
raised inside 
SCP-2432-Prime 
bathrooms in lieu 
of dens.2 

Similar in behavior 
to a macaw, this 
parrot like 
organism prefers 
to live in the 
bathrooms of 


SCP-2432-Prime. 
It is an infrequent 
prey source for the 
dust mites anda 
more common 
prey for the 
Dunkleowolves. 
Unlike most 
parrots, shower 
parrots seem to 
originate froma 
primarily 
temperate area 
and display this in 
their coloration; 
brown, grey, and 
green. Some 
specimens also 
have mosses or 
lichen growing on 
their feathers, 
similar to the algae 
in a sloth’s fur, 
which would aid in 
camouflage. 
Prefer to nest in 
places with 
running water, 
earning their 
nickname. Based 
on complex 
predator/prey 
behaviors noted 
between these 
animals, it can be 
assumed that they 
originate from the 
same place of 
origin as the 
Dunkieowoives. 


Lizard-like animal (Cancersaurus 


"Behemoth" 


mirum) 


(Prayaoctopus 
lovecratti) 


A small reptilian 
scavenger. They 
have arthropod- 
like 
characteristics, 
including six legs 
and a crab-like 
mandibles, 
stingers, and eye 
stalks, but are 
otherwise similar 
to reptiles. 
Opportunistic 
feeders, they are 
rarely found in 
SCP-2432 
duplicates but are 
instead more 
common in 
kitchens and 
swimming pools, 
for unknown 
reasons. Have 
been noted to hunt 
prey much larger 
than they are, 
including 
Dunkieowoives. 
Rare and highly 
dangerous large 
colonial animal 
similar to a 
Portuguese Man- 
o-war, but 
resembling an 
extremely large, 
land-dwelling 
cephalopod. The 
Behemoth is 
composed of 


medusoid and 
polypoid zooids 
clustered 
extremely tightly to 
form muscle and 
skin like 
structures, 
essentially acting 
as macro-cells, the 
zooids themselves 
composed of cells. 
Eyeless, and as 
such theorized to 
hunt by olfactory 
means alone, with 
the zooids in the 
"suction cups" 
highly developed 
to track the 
various chemical 
signatures of each 
organism. The 
mantle of each 
Behemoth is 
composed of solid 
tin, apart from the 
zooid based beak, 
with the zooids 
clustered around 
it. It has been 
theorized that the 
tin mantle is 
created slowly via 
excretion by each 
zooid, with the tin 
waste collecting in 
the center of the 
organism. How the 
tin is synthesized 
through the 


Behemoth's 
digestion process 
is unknown.3 
Organism is 
extremely elusive, 
only one specimen 
has been 
extensively 
studied, dead with 
a half digested 
Minibar Predator 
inside its 
"stomach". 
Another specimen 
was briefly 
encountered in an 
SCP-2432 
duplicate, resulting 
in casualties to an 
Exploration Team, 
but it fled quickly 
before more 
information could 
be gathered. The 
top predators in 
SCP-2432-Prime, 
only above 
Dunkleowolves, 
and an organism 
regarded with 
extreme 
apprehension by 
Researcher 
Talloran. 


Other Species: The following are organisms not 
believed to have established a foothold in SCP-2432- 
Prime. These are organisms of which only a few 
individuals or a single organism are present. Many have 
not been fully classified. 


Unidentified 
camouflaged 
primate 


(Unknown) 


Unidentified shark (Somniosus 


“Sonycrabs” 


chloroumloquitur) 


(Pagurus 
kutaragil) 


A sentient 
organism 
resembling a 4m 
rhesus monkey. 
Hairless, and 
possesses a 
complex color- 
changing 
mechanism within 
its skin allowing it 
to perfectly imitate 
patterns behind it, 
no matter how 
complicated. 
Hostile towards 
Exploration 
Teams, but has 
only been seen 
once. 

A small shark 
closely resembling 
a Greenland 
shark. Currently 
only found ina 
single swimming 
pool located 5km 
from SCP-2432. 
Survives readily in 
the chlorinated 
water, and 
experience 
symptoms when 
exposed to 
unchlorinated 
freshwater 
consistent with a 
saltwater fish in 
the same situation. 
Three large, air- 
breathing hermit 


however, might not reflect the exact words used by the speaker. The 
voice will often comment profusely on the intent of either speakers, 
and even mock the user in a "devil/angel on the shoulder" fashion. 
Its overall personality varies from sarcastic and misleading in 
reporting to bubbly and ridiculously willing to trust the interlocutor. 
Interrogating the voice itself makes it grow increasingly aggressive 
in its refusal to answer (always along the line of "I'm only there to 
repeat what people say!") until the conversation is cut and a "busy 
line" tone begins playing at deafening level. Hitting or damaging the 
box will lead to the same result, although it has displayed the ability 
to discern whether or not the speaker is responsible for such 
actions. 


Only well-defined persons or numbers are accepted; random or 
purposefully invented names will fail (but not, for example, reading a 
random name from a phone book). One can request family 
members by relation rather than name ("My mother", "my cousin"), 
and even if there are several possible the intended recipient will be 
called. Requests such as "that girl | met yesterday", unless a 
number or name are known, will be sneered at by the voice. 
Requests for fictional characters will lead variously to the phone 
reaching actors who prominently played the character, homonyms, 
or the creator of the character. Calls can only be done to a phone 
line that can be described as "normal" for that person, such as a 
house phone, cell phone, or office work, although the line being 
blacklisted is not an impediment: phone calls have carried through 
strictly internal systems on several occasions. Similarly, SCP-519 
appears able to bypass all automated phone systems, to the point of 
immediately connecting to the desired department of a company 
even if only the phone number was requested. It is also able to 
connect to phones in locations where no signal should be able to 
reach. 


Addendum 01 When requested to call SCP-145, SCP-519 retorted 
"That line's occupied, dude. Always was." and refused to expound 
further. 


Incident 519a: On / / , Agent unexpectedly requested a call to 
SCP-—400-ARC, upon which the voice commented "Ooooh, boy..." 
before apparently establishing a connection. Dr. immediately 


“Researcher 
Talloran” 


(Homo sapiens 
sapiens) 


crabs resembling 
Soldier Crabs, 
using what appear 
to be gutted 
controllers for the 
popular video 
game console 
PlayStation 2 as 
shells. 
Omnivorous, 
eating a wide 
variety of foods, 
including dust 
mites, climbing 
thorns, rats, 
lizards, 
Dunkleowolf 
corpses, Pixel 
mats, Saprotrophic 
fungus, and the 
waste of the 
Minibar predator. 
Wide roaming, 
with an apparent 
habitat range of 
eight kilometers. 
Two individuals 
are male, one 
female. 

A being 
superficially 
resembling a 
human male. Is 
dressed in attire 
appropriate for a 
Foundation 
researcher. When 
questioned by 
staff, seemed 
nervous and 


confused, 
wondering as to 
where it was and 
to the location of 
SCP-3999. 
Subject promptly 
terminated. 


When SCP-3999 was removed from SCP-2432, SCP-2432-1 
promptly vanished. All further testing forbidden by O5- . 


Researcher Talloran is to be forcibly removed from SCP-3999 
Researcher Talloran is to be kept with SCP-3999 at all times 
Researcher Talloran is to be terminated 

Researcher Talloran is to kept alive by all means necessary 
Researcher Talloran is to be placed inside SCP-3999 


Researcher Talloran is to be placed as far away from SCP-3999 as 
possible, while still maintaining connection 


Researcher Talloran is not to be killed and placed inside SCP-3999 
Researcher Talloran is not SCP-3999 
Researcher Talloran is deeply connected with SCP-3999.4 
Interviewed: Researcher Talloran 
Interviewer: Dr. 
<Begin Log, 03.99.90> 
Interviewer: So who are you, exactly? 


Talloran: I'm Researcher Talloran, one of the 
researchers assigned to SCP-3999. 


Interviewer: But we have no records of you anywhere. 


Talloran: | told you, there's something funny happening 
to me! But | can't quite describe it. It's like in a dream, 
where things are really disconnected. 


Interviewer: Disconnected? 


Talloran: | have trouble focusing on things now. | just 
feel a lot of unease. It's like reality has started to feel 
less...real...if that makes sense. 


Interviewer: But we have no records of you anywhere. 
Talloran: ...you already said that. 
Interviewer: So who are you, exactly? 


Talloran: Wait, what's going on here? What site is this? 
What did you say your name was again, doctor? 


Interviewer: Dr. 


Person: That's not a name, you just made a noise with 
your mouth. Why am | thinking of redactions? How can a 
word be redacted like that in normal conversation? 


Interviewer: This interview is terminated. 


Person: (The floor vanishes. Researcher Talloran falls 
into blackness. The room melts. SCP-3999 suddenly 
consumes Dr. .) 


<End Log, [optional time info]> 


Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on 
what transpired afterward] 


Researcher Talloran is to live with his mother until this whole thing 
blows over. 


NOTICE FROM THE 


FOUNDATION RECORDS 
AND INFORMATION 
SECURITY 
ADMINISTRATION 


The following file contains a virulent infohazard. Due to 
this, it is imperative that all personnel accessing this file 
be certified as having a Cognitive Resistance Value (CRV) 
of no less than 14.5. Should you fail an automated CRV 
verification, please remain calm and do not move. A 
member of your site's medical staff Researcher Talloran 
will be with you shortly. 


SCP-3999 is dead 


Researcher Talloran has been tasked with containing SCP-3999 by 
living out his full life, from the moment of his birth to to his eventual 
death. He is to live life to the fullest and enjoy the good things in life, 
as well as the company of his friends and family. 


Researcher Talloran is dead 


The most advisable course of action is for Researcher Talloran, 
believed to be the focal point of SCP-3999, to remove himself from 
contact with all his own ego. Researcher Talloran is to meditate at 
least twice a week to clear his mind of any bad thoughts. Should this 
fail, termination is to occur via a single shot to the forehead via a 
Remington 700 Sniper rifle fired at close range and equipped with a 
silencer. Should SCP-3999 prevent this, the corpse of Researcher 
Talloran is to be dispatched with a MP5/10 submachine gun. 
Personnel are to ignore any signs of distress made by the entity at 
this time. 


SCP-3999 is to be contained via Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number 
four, Privet Drive, who were proud to say that they were perfectly 
normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd 


expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because 
they just didn't hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the 
director of a firm called the Global Occult Coalition, which contained 
anomalies. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although 
he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and 
blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came 
in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden 
fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son 
called Researcher Talloran and in their opinion there was no finer 
boy anywhere. 


SCP-3999 is to be contained in a bag of Starburst candies, which 
are to be buried under 10 tons of soil blessed by a priest of an 
Abrahamic Faith. 


All colleagues of Researcher Talloran are to remove their hands and 
rip out their eyes in his presence before 


SCP-3999 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment 
chamber fitted with 1 bed, 1 television with DVD player, 3 romantic 
comedies of staff's choice, and a bedside table made of living 
alligator flesh. At the end of the month, it is to be terminated with a 
MP5/10 submachine gun. Following its reappearance, SCP-3999, 
alongside Researcher Talloran, are to be delivered to the Church of 
the Broken God as a gift. All Church operatives are to be informed 
that SCP-3999 is a Maxwellist artifact of great importance. 
Researcher Talloran is to be injected with Class-C amnestic and 
given the cover story that he is Max Lipshitz, a high ranking 
Maxwellist leader. All Church operatives are to be informed that 
SCP-3999 and Researcher Talloran are not to be separated under 
any circumstances. 


SCP-3999 is to be contained within a 2m x 2m cube constructed of 
telekill alloy. This cube is to be stored in a Keter-Object storage 
locker placed within the navel of Mrs. Brianna K. Ally, a resident of 
Huntsville Alabama. 


Researcher Talloran is not to be confused with a scented candle.