Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2646 is to be monitored 
by an onsite Observation Team posted at Site-2646-Beta, posing as 
a road construction team repairing Route-91. Agents are not to enter 
the SCP-2646 area or approach SCP-2646-1 unless civilians appear 
to be in imminent danger. The location of SCP-2646-1 is to be 
recorded in Log-2646 on a daily basis. 


SCP-2646-2 is to be contained in a Standard Humanoid 
Containment Unit. All living and interview areas shall bear the 
resemblance of a psychiatric ward in compliance with Standard 
Containment Protocols Document 12-C. 


Addendum: As of Incident-2646-09, Observation Team members 
must be transferred offsite every thirty days. Researchers onsite are 
to make daily reports identifying the original position of SCP-2646-1. 
Researchers not involved with study of SCP-2646 are to compare 
this information to Control Document SCP-2646-A. Any staff found 
making reports that are in conflict with Control Document SCP-2646- 
A are to be transferred from the project immediately and treated with 
Class B amnestics. 


Description: SCP-2646 is the phenomenon affecting High 
School and SCP-2646-1, the City Water Tower, both located in 
, Massachusetts. Due to the cognitohazardous properties of 

SCP-2646, research into the phenomenon's history has proven 

difficult. Official documentation of the construction and use of 
SCP-2646-1 as a water source either have been removed from 
record or have never existed. Municipal workers have been 
determined to be under the influence of the phenomenon’s 
cognitohazardous effect. However, Researchers estimate that 
anomalous activity began sometime in the winter of 2018. 


Item: Sunflower (Helianthus annuus) (x1) 
Researcher: Dr. 

Test Record: 

A sample of matter from SCP-299 is introduced to 
sunflower. Over ten (10) minutes, the plant is completely 
converted into a specimen of SCP-299, retaining its 
height and size. The flower petals have blackened and 
tapered into spikes, consistent with SCP-299 spike 
branches. Tendrils are frail and incapable of grasping 
large objects. Specimen's trunk snapped upon 
introduction of researcher's foot. Remains incinerated. 


Item: European Grape Vine (Vitis vinifera), confined to 
pot and growing upward along a trellis. (x1) 
Researcher: Dr. 

Test Record: 

Sample of matter from SCP-299 introduced to grape 
vine. Subject converted within thirty (30) minutes. 
Subject detached from trellis and adopted prehensile 
nature of SCP-299 tendrils. Spike protrudes from rooted 
area. 


Item: Results of previous experiment, pig (Sus 
domestica) (x1) 

Researcher: Dr. 

Test Record: 

Pig introduced to testing area. Subject showed signs of 
agitation. Upon investigation of SCP-299, subject was 
violently seized and constricted, eventually suffocating 
before impalement upon a spike. Specimen was left in 
containment and observed for 3 days. Over that time, the 
mass of pig and tendril tissues were integrated into the 
main vine. Spikes grew from its base, the roots extended 
and tendrils grew from them, and branches grew from 
the top of the tree, sprouting buds and leaves. Specimen 
was incinerated. 


Notes: 
SCP-299 appears to not be limited to trees. Infected 
plants seem to react slightly differently, depending on 


SCP-2646-1 is the City Water Tower. The structure is 44m 
high, with a diameter of 25m, and can hold approximately 450,000L 
of water. SCP-2646 has no external points of entry and attempts to 
breach the structure have proven unsuccessful. At the time of first 
reporting, it is estimated that SCP-2646-1 is at approximately 60% 
capacity.1 


The structure is capable of spontaneous relocation, with an 
estimated range of 40m. Water containment capabilities of 
SCP-2646-1 are unaffected by its relocation. SCP-2646-1 also 
imposes a cognitohazardous effect on all people with familiarity with 
the object2, such that they believe its current location to be where 
the object has always been, regardless of its unusual placement. 
Subjects challenged about the logic of the placement of SCP-2646-1 
will express disinterest in discussing SCP-2646-1 and will exhibit 
frustration at continued questioning about the object. During all 
interviews about SCP-2646-1, subjects have invariably stated, "Well, 
everyone needs water." 


SCP-2646-2 is Claudine , a former chemistry teacher at the 
school. SCP-2646-2 is unaffected by the cognitohazardous effect of 
SCP-2646-1. The reason for this immunity is not currently 
understood. On 4/14/18, SCP-2646-2 was arrested for reckless 
endangerment, driving under the influence of a controlled 
substance, criminal possession of a explosive materials, and 
conspiracy to commit terrorism. She was remanded to 

Psychiatric Hospital after reporting the properties of SCP-2646 to 
interviewing officers. SCP-2646-2 was identified as a POI by 
Foundation Agents embedded in Police Department. On 
4/18/19, Claudine was retrieved by Agents and transferred to 
Site-177, which it believes is a mental health facility, and designated 
SCP-2646-2. 


According to interviews conducted with SCP-2646-2, at some point 
during March of 2018, SCP-2646-1 relocated approximately 30m 
towards High School. SCP-2646-2 claims that it was originally 
unsure of this and believed that it was mistaken in this assessment. 
However, when SCP-2646-1 then relocated approximately 26m to a 
field adjacent to the school, SCP-2646-2 began to question others 
about the structure's location. When SCP-2646-1 relocated to the 


school's soccer field, SCP-2646-2 contacted law enforcement 
authorities, who deemed the reports unworthy of investigation. 
Claudine then acquired explosive materials with the intention 
of destroying the object. While en route to SCP-2646-1, SCP-2646-2 
was stopped by police for erratic driving and arrested. 


Geographical and structural analysis of the area affected by 
SCP-2646 has led Researchers to believe the original location of 
SCP-2646-1 to be approximately 91m from its current position, 
though it is possible SCP-2646-1 spontaneously relocated to its 
suspected origin from another position. Research into this is 
ongoing. 


Addendum: Incident 2646-09 


On 5/16/19, staff transferred to Site-2646-Beta discovered that 
SCP-2646-1 had relocated such that it was integrated with 

High School. SCP-2646 Researchers voted unanimously to 
evacuate the school under the guise of a gas leak. Students and 
staff were transferred to Hospital to be treated for toxic levels of 
gas inhalation, at which point loose containment of all individuals 
was established. Medical examination of individuals found them all 
to be suffering symptoms of hyperhydration and were treated 
accordingly. According to school records, 73 students and 6 staff 
were unaccounted for. Interviewed faculty and students professed 
no knowledge of missing individuals. 


Observational staff posted at SCP-2646 testified that SCP-2646-1 
had always been part of the school structure. It was determined 
these Researchers were under the cognitohazardous effect of 
SCP-2646. All individuals were treated with Class B amnestics and 
contained for observation. 


During investigation of the school, multiple postings were discovered 
reminding students to attend "Water Classes." Drinking fountains, all 
operational, were found in hallways at 2m intervals, numbering 283 
in total. Several classrooms were devoid of desks and chairs. These 
rooms all had functional fountains at their center. In the main office, 
schematics for the installation of swimming pools in the gymnasium, 
cafeteria, and basement were found hung on bulletin boards. On the 
third floor, investigation teams discovered a previously nonexistent 


door labeled "Water." This door led to a scaffold structure up toa 
door in the side of SCP-2646-1. The interior of SCP-2646-1 had the 
appearance of a nonanomalous water tower. All missing students 
and faculty were found drowned inside the structure. The water 
supply of SCP-2646-1 was discovered to be at 73% capacity at this 
time. 


Foundation Agents embedded in Massachusetts state government 
had High School declared structurally unsafe and permanently 
closed. Students were administered Class B amnestics and enrolled 
in adjacent districts. Faculty were administered Class A amnestics 
and provided with documentation consistent with permanent lay off. 
Agents were dispatched to inform families of the deceased that they 
had perished in the reported gas leak. However, families in question 
were discovered to be under the cognitohazardous effect of 
SCP-2646 and had no memory of the individuals killed in the 
incident. 


Addendum: Incident 2646-11 


On 6/5/19, Agents in observation of SCP-2646-1 reported its original 
location as being inconsistent with Control Document SCP-2646-A. 
Agents were deemed under the cognitohazardous effect of 
SCP-2646 and were recalled from the field and amnesticized. 
Agents transferred to Site-2646-Beta reported that the object had 
spontaneously relocated 28m in the direction of the downtown 
commercial district of . Neutralization of SCP-2646-1 is pending 
O5 approval. 


Footnotes 
1. See Addendum: Incident 2646-09 
2. SCP-2646-2 is unaffected by this phenomenon. 


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SCP-2647: Premium 


Item #: SCP-2647 
Object Class: Euclid (pending Keter) 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2647 is impossible to fully 
contain, but efforts should be particularly focused on blocking online 
advertisements and encouraging the adoption of digital media over 
that of newspapers and phonebooks. All analog instances of 
SCP-2647-A are to be reported and forcibly redacted as 
inconspicuously as possible. 


All discovered SCP-2647-B instances are to be maintained in 
isolation. (see Addendum-2647-1) withheld with non-lethal force, if 
necessary, and made to call the provided SCP-2647 number to end 
their policies. 


Description: SCP-2647 is a company or entity which publicly goes 
by the name “Omega Life Insurance”. Advertisements for the 
company, designated SCP-2647-A, date back to 1957, first 
appearing in newspapers and phonebooks, and later online.’ 800 
numbers given by the advertisements invariably differ in each 
instance, and are not traceable to any addresses. Furthermore, the 
addresses provided by SCP-2647-A similarly differ, and do not 
appear to exist in any maps or directories. 


If any sapient being calls the provided number, an automated voice 
on the other end will give the options of enacting, changing, or 
canceling an insurance policy. Policies range from a price of $1000 
to $3000 per year, depending on the number of individuals covered, 
though all include an additional charge simply labeled "expenses".2 
Once a call has been made or attempted, the advertisement will 
soon vanish from its location and be replaced with a new, non- 
anomalous advertisement. However, the number can be retained if 
written down beforehand, and will still allow for the user to contact 
SCP-2647. 


Should the option of enacting a policy be chosen and purchased, 
said individual and anyone he or she chooses to include (typically 
the individual’s immediate family) will become an instance of 
SCP-2647-B. SCP-2647-B possess and exert the following 
anomalous attributes: 


* A lack of biological aging beyond thirty years old. Instances 
above the age of thirty who enact a policy will age in reverse 
over the specific amount of time between their current age 
and thirty. People who regularly interact with SCP-2647-B will 
suffer mild to severe premature aging in proportion to the 
average amount of time spent interacting with SCP-2647-B. 


Immunity to life-threatening diseases, both infectious and 
noninfectious.$ If an instance has such a disease at the time 
the policy is enacted, its symptoms will rapidly vanish within 
three days at most. Otherwise healthy individuals who 
regularly interact with SCP-2647-B will occasionally suffer 
fatal diseases associated with the age, genetics, or health 
practices of SCP-2647-B. 


Probability-defying luck in avoiding or surviving potentially 
fatal events, such as vehicular crashes, shootouts, and similar 
occurrences.‘ In all cases, certain people who regularly 
interact with SCP-2647-B instances will experience fatal 
accidents at roughly the same time as those avoided or 
survived by SCP-2647-B. 


SCP-2647 will occasionally mail SCP-2647-B false documents such 
as new Social Security numbers, birth and marriage certificates, and 
the like for public use. This occasionally results in SCP-2647-B 
undergoing name changes. 


Ending a policy will result in the dramatic, and often fatal, 
cancellation of the anomalous effects listed above. 


As of the time of writing, 143 separate instances of SCP-2647-B 
have been apprehended by the Foundation. 


Addendum-2647-1: Attempts at isolating SCP-2647-B instances 
has resulted in their anomalous properties being effected on any 


available security personnel in disproportionate levels, regardless of 
interaction. All instances must be forced to cancel their policies by 
necessity. 


+ Case Log SCP-2647-Alpha 
Case Log SCP-2647-Alpha 


Foreword: All of the following are recent 
examples of SCP-2647-B who were forced to 
cancel their policies with retained phone 
numbers from SCP-2647-A. Compliance was 
obtained in all cases via shock collar, and all 
surviving instances were administered 
amnestics. 


Date: 03/25/2005 

Subject: Morton Reginald, policy holder since 
1972, enacted at age 35. Reginald had since 
married and divorced twice, with two children 
from each marriage. None of his resulting 
family were covered by SCP-2647. 

Results: Upon ending the call, Reginald 
collapsed and went into a fifteen-minute coma. 
While unconscious, Reginald’s skin became 
wrinkled and liver spotted, most of his hair fell 
out, and his heart briefly stopped, requiring the 
assistance of a defibrillator. 

Notes: Afterward, a barmaid that Reginald 
was known to romance recovered from liver 
cancer, and Reginald’s second wife survived a 
mugging. 


Date: 05/08/2005 

Subject: Madeline Webb, policy holder since 
1958, enacted at age 62. Webb was unmarried 
throughout the entirety of her time as an 
SCP-2647-B instance, and living under an 
assumed name provided by SCP-2647 to hide 
her age from others. 

Results: Webb shrieked before dropping the 


phone and collapsed to the floor instantly. 
Over the course of the next two minutes, 
Webb convulsed as her teeth fell out, her hair 
turned from blonde to gray to white, and her 
skin became increasingly thinner. Eventually, 
Webb gasped “help” before finally dying. 
Forensic testing revealed that she had died of 
a heart attack at the biological age of 87, but 
had been dead for twenty-two years. 

Notes: Webb's lawyer, the fifth in her lifetime, 
missed a flight which later crashed, sparing no 
survivors. 


Date: 10/15/2005 

Subject: Dominick and Heather Maxwell, 
family policy holders since 1976, enacted at 
respective ages of 50 and 47. The Maxwells 
had two adolescent children, Robert and 
Janice, respectively aged 17 and 14 at the 
time the policy was enacted. 

Results: Heather Maxwell went comatose and 
aged by twenty-nine years. Dominick Maxwell 
underwent a similar process but suddenly died 
midway through when an overhead ventilation 
shaft inexplicably loaded with concrete 
crashed through the ceiling on top of him, 
killing him instantly. Later investigation 
revealed that Maxwell had been staying at a 
hotel in 1998, which caught fire, only for 
Maxwell to avoid death via the discovery of a 
gas mask and rope ladder under the bed in his 
room. Both of the Maxwells’ children claimed 
to feel “woozy” when the policy was ended, but 
suffered no ill effects.