Subject then tried to "wait out" its time in this dimension by falling 
asleep, but found it difficult due to a newly discovered quality of the 
corpses. During moments of darkness caused by flickering, the 
corpses rearranged themselves into poses which would be logical 
for living people during that particular moment. If the subject was 
looking out the window the corpses would be crowded around him in 
an attempt to get a better view, if the subject was sitting they would 
also be seated in a pattern to form a full circle, if the subject 
attempted to reach the light fixture they would act as a support/seem 


SCP-3899: The Night Hauler 


Item#: SCP-3899 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3899 is not currently 
containable utilizing conventional methods. To date, it has not 
manifested outside of the continental borders of the United States of 
America, and as such current secondary measures are considered 
adequate until research yields a more complete and feasible 
mechanism for its physical containment. 


Upon manifestation of SCP-3899, all citizen's band (CB) radio 
emissions from SCP-3899 are to be monitored by nearby 
Foundation listening posts for attempted contact by SCP-3899 to 
civilian recipients. All individuals contacted by SCP-3899 are to be 
detained, administered Class-B amnestics, and released upon 
completion of treatment, as are all eyewitnesses. Information 
concerning SCP-3899 is to be suppressed via local transportation 
administration denial and televised media blackout. Accounts of 
SCP-3899 relayed via the Internet are to be either denounced as 
false in coordination with local governments or deleted where 
practicable. Disinformation initiative 3899-OILSLICK is to be 
continually updated and disseminated across social media and other 
high-traffic websites to maintain SCP-3899's current status as an 
urban legend. 


Description: SCP-3899 is, in appearance, a black Peterbilt 379 
semi-trailer truck, with attached trailer. SCP-3899's performance 
capabilities exceed what is possible for conventional trucks of similar 
make, being able to reach speeds in excess of 430 km/h and 
accelerate or decelerate at rates that would ordinarily result in 
significant structural damage. SCP-3899 also displays the ability to 
selectively displace itself in space across short distances, typically to 
avoid nearby motorists or obstacles while traveling at anomalous 
speeds. These transference events appear as a sudden 


disappearance followed by instantaneous reappearance not more 
than 300 meters in any direction, accompanied by a cloud of dense, 
black smoke. Samples of this smoke obtained by field agents have 
invariably consisted of a mixture of diesel fuel combustion 
byproducts, volcanic ash, and atomized blood possessing 
inconclusive genetic markers. 


SCP-3899 emergence events begin with the manifestation of the 
object upon a random stretch of interstate highway within the 
borders of the continental United States of America. The object will 
appear traveling at or within approximately 3 km/h of the posted 
speed limit, with a significant distance between itself and any nearby 
motorists. SCP-3899 will then accelerate rapidly to its top speed, 
using its anomalous transference ability to avoid obstacles in its 
path. 


SCP-3899 has only appeared between the hours of sundown and 
sunrise and will demanifest if it encounters direct sunlight. It will also 
instantly demanifest if its presence results in an automotive accident 
(see Addendum 3899-01). 


SCP-3899's operator, designated SCP-3899-1, will broadcast over 
SCP-3899's CB radio circuit at random intervals. SCP-3899-1 
willingly engages any replying contacts in conversation, although its 
statements are occasionally incoherent, and it has declined to clarify 
statements concerning its origin or purpose (see Interview 
SCP-3899-02). SCP-3899-1 appears only as a silhouette of what 
appears to be an overweight male humanoid wearing a billed hat. 
Eyewitness reports have attested to the presence of smoky, 
tentacular structures within the cab accompanying SCP-3899-1. 
Specific information regarding SCP-3899-1's physical makeup is not 
currently available, as SCP-3899 has proven resistant to all 
attempted forms of penetrative scanning. 


Addendum 3899-01: On 11/27/1999, Foundation agents embedded 
within the Virginia State Department of Transportation received 
reports of a large black truck appearing instantaneously on a length 
of Interstate 64. Following secondary containment of SCP-3899's 
effects on the populace, agents apprehended Martha Lewis, a 
motorist who drove through a concrete sidewall when startled by 
SCP-3899's emergence in the adjacent lane. 


Interview 3899-01 


Date: 12/03/1999 

Interviewed: Martha Lewis 

Interviewer: Agent Lee 

Interview conducted one week after encounter with 
SCP-3899 for information gathering purposes, under the 
guise of a police investigative followup. 


Lee: Thanks for taking the time out and coming down, 
Ms. Lewis. We know you've had an eventful week. 


Lewis: Isn't that the truth. 
Lee: Can | get you anything before we start? 
Lewis: (laughs) No, | think I'll survive. 


Lee: Alright. Now, | know this is going to seem 
redundant, but we want to make sure your story is 
staying consistent over multiple interviews. Sort of a test 
for mental stability while we solidify that day's events, 
know what | mean? 


Lewis: | hope | pass! 


Lee: (laughs) Just relax, Ms. Lewis, it's more of a 
formality than anything else. We'll take it from the top. 
Start from the beginning, whatever you remember. 


Lewis: It's all still clear in my head. I'm driving down I-64 
on the way home from a late day at work. The sun had 
just gone down. I'm in the left lane, and there's no one 
near me. | remember checking because | was about to 
exit. Then out of nowhere this huge truck just... appears, 
right next to me. There was a bunch of smoke, like it was 
on fire or something, and the sound was like a bolt of 
lightning had just struck right next to me. All the smoke 
clouded my windshield and my heart was in my throat, it 
all happened so fast. Before | could really process 
anything that was happening, | was plowing right through 


a concrete divider and into some trees. | think | passed 
out. When | came to, there were paramedics and cops. 
They took me to the hospital. 


Lee: | see. Well, | guess that matches everything we 
have in the report, here. Is there anything else? Any 
complications, complaints? 


Lewis: There is one thing, actually. Yesterday when | got 
home, | checked the mail and | saw that | got a letter. 
There wasn't any return address. Inside was a bunch of 
cash in random bills, all wrinkly and stained like they 
were old and used. | counted it up and it was over 
$12,000. And there was a note. It was all burnt and | 
couldn't tell what it was written with. Not pencil or pen, 
though, something else. 


Lee: Hm. Is there any way we could see it? 
Lewis: Yes, | have it right here in my purse. 


Martha Lewis was administered Class-B amnestics and released 
upon confiscation of aforementioned document. Accompanying 
money was seized and an equivalent value transferred to Ms. 
Lewis's personal account after Ethics Committee review. 


After analysis, Document SCP-3899-01 was determined to be 
written on non-anomalous notebook paper in charcoal. 


Text of recovered document: 


IM SORRY. DIDNT MEAN NO HARM. FOR THE 
DAMAGES. GET Y'ALL A NEW RIG AND DRIVE ON!!! 


Interview SCP-3899-02 

Interview conducted by Agent Knowles via radio transceiver from a 
Foundation helicopter during SCP-3899 emergence event, dated 
10/22/2003. 


Knowles: SCP-3899-01, are you receiving? 


SCP-3899-01: Shit, girl, you know that ain't my callsign! 


Y'all on the road, y'all use road names! 
Knowles: Oh. Ah, in that case, what /s your callsign? 


SCP-3899-01: I'M THE NIGHT HAULER AND I'M 
COMIN' IN HOT! | KNOW Y'ALL CAN FEEL THIS 
SPEED! 


Knowles: (adjusts receiver to compensate for 
SCP-3899-01's volume) Right. Sorry. Night Hauler, can 
you tell me exactly where it is you come from? 


SCP-3899-01: | ROLL WITH THE WIND! MY WHEELS 
SING SWEET LOVE TO THE BLACKTOP! I'M FILLIN' 
Y'ALL'S VEINS WITH ROAD SALT AND EXHAUST 
AND THE SMELL-A BURNIN' RUBBER! AIN'T NO 
BOTHER WHERE I'M FROM, WE ALL GOTTA LIVE 
FOR THE RIDE AND DIE FOR NOTHIN! 


Knowles: |... see. Are you... “hauling” anything in 
particular? 


SCP-3899-01: Ain't you listenin’, girl? Are you seein’ 
this? What | got is pure rattlin' salvation, eighteen wheels 
at a time! When y‘all's roads is choked, when the ways is 
blocked and y'all's speed is all dead and gone, I'm 
droppin’ this load and we'll all be drinkin' gas and 
breathin' smoke! 


Knowles: I'm not sure | understand. Who are you? Why 
are you here? 


SCP-3899-01: THIS IS FOR THE SOULS OF THE 
ROAD! FOR THE LONG NIGHTS AND DEAD ENGINES 
AND EVERYONE TRY'NA PUT THAT HORIZON 
UNDER THEIR WHEELS! | AM THE ROAR OF HOT 
IRON! | AM SCREAMING FREEDOM! | AM THE DEATH 
OF ALL BARRIERS! THIS RIG AIN'T GOT NO QUIT, 
HONEY! | DO NOT STOP! CAN YOU FEEL THE 
RUMBLE? CAN YOU SEE THE FIRE AND SMELL THE 
BURN? | KNOW YOU CAN, | CAN TASTE YOUR 


GODDAMN HEART AND | KNOW YOU WANT TO FLY 
APART WITH ME! 


Knowles: |... | think | c-can... No. Paulings, turn the hell 
around, something's wrong. 


In light of Agent Knowles's debriefing, investigation into SCP-3899's 
possible memetic influence has commenced. 


Articles 3900-3999 


SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves 


Item #: SCP-3900 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Recovered SCP-3900 infected 
hardware is to be destroyed prior to the next occurrence of a full 
moon. In the case that SCP-3900 is activated in an uncontrolled 
setting, care must be taken to ensure that no wolves escape. 


One wireless router infected with SCP-3900 is to be stored in a 
secure containment locker. 


All testing must be conducted within a Faraday cage enclosure to 
prevent unintended infection. The presence of an animal handler is 
required for testing. 


Description: SCP-3900 is an anomalous, contagious property of 
wireless access points. SCP-3900 is spread between devices in 
proximity when both are turned on; this effect is correlated with the 
overlapping of WiFi signals between the two, and can be prevented 
through sufficient shielding. Infection requires an average of three 
days of uninterrupted contact between the two devices. As such, 
spread of SCP-3900 is limited in uncontrolled settings, although 
particularly connected spaces do pose a risk of epidemic. 


SCP-3900 becomes active when the infected device is enabled and 
a full moon is present above the horizon. At this point, a number of 
timber wolves will appear in the area currently covered by the 
wireless access point, which then ceases to transmit a signal. 


Wolf density is typically very high, at approximately one wolf per 
square meter. Wolves usually display signs of distress or confusion, 
but are docile. Wolves created through SCP-3900 do not exhibit 
wireless connectivity and are otherwise non-anomalous. 


When the full moon is no longer above the horizon, or SCP-3900 is 
turned off, all wolves in the area (excepting wolves not related to 
SCP-3900) will disappear. It is currently unclear whether the wolves 
in subsequent SCP-3900 activations are the same, or if a new 
population is generated each time. 


Addendum: During a test on 22/04/2016, Junior Researcher 
Beckett was superficially bitten by a wolf produced by SCP-3900. 
On the full moon of 21/05/2016, wireless interference was detected 
around Beckett, and she was found to be uniformly emitting radio 
waves in a similar frequency to those of wireless access points. This 
effect ceased when the moon set. 


Beckett was contained and subsequently instructed to superficially 
bite D-7649. On the full moon of 20/06/2016, D-7649 began to 
produce wolves in his vicinity. Just as with SCP-3900, these wolves 
vanished upon the end of the full moon. 


D-7649 was instructed to superficially bite a restrained non- 
anomalous wolf. On the full moon of 19/07/2016, the wolf's 
enclosure began to fill with hundreds of wireless routers of varying 
make and model. All routers disappeared when the moon set. 
Further testing has been discontinued. 


SCP-3901: Rachel Parks 


Item #: SCP-3901 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Any accounts that fit the 
description of an encounter with SCP-3901 are to be investigated by 
field agents immediately. Civilians targeted by SCP-3901 will need 
to be debriefed, undergo Procedure Zara-22, and be amnestitized 
before being released. Capture of SCP-3901 using standard anti- 
intangant acquisition methods is Priority-Delta. SCP-3901 has yet to 
be recorded on digital video or photographed, but its voice has been 
captured on audio during observations. 


Research Outpost-3901 is to be situated near proximity of 
SCP-3901's grave site under the guise of an isolated family 
farmhouse. Continuous seismic and audio monitoring of SCP-3901's 
grave site is required until permanent containment is possible. Any 
new bodies detected underground at the site will need to be 
exhumed from SCP-3901's coffin. 


Description: Based on eyewitness accounts, SCP-3901 is an entity 
that takes on the appearance of a mummified human female corpse 
with long hair and wearing only a men's dress shirt. It is theorized 
that SCP-3901 is sapient but frequently suffers from acute memory 
loss based on its behavior. 


SCP-3901 displays a selection process of targeting single male 
individuals who regularly sleep alone. SCP-3901 will then regularly 
manifest within the bedroom and enter the target's bed. Once in the 
bed, SCP-3901 will typically lay in a supine position or a fetal 
position facing the target, in some cases embracing the target from 
behind in a seemingly affectionate manner. SCP-3901 always 
exercises caution in not waking the target, but has been reported to 
touch the target's face gently in rare instances. SCP-3901 will 
usually vanish once the target wakes. 


to be in the process of pushing him upwards, etc. 


« Request: None. The area which the subject exited, though, 
has been cordoned off and is currently under surveillance. If 
no evidence of Foundation-worthy phenomena has been 
experienced by / / , an anonymous tip will be sent to local 
law enforcement agencies so that they can "discover" the 
crime scene and take appropriate investigative actions on 
their own. 


YTF-5N2-Q00 
Retrieval: Uneventful 


Subject arrived in a crowded casino-like area. Subject noted that the 
only type of machine available was something similar to slots, but 
they apparently required no money to play and gave out nothing 
upon a "win." 


Upon actually sitting down in front of one and trying it, the subject 
discovered that the machine dispensed a small slip of paper with 
writing on it upon every pull of the lever and spin of the symbols it 
displayed. Subject could discern no real pattern to what symbol 
would produce what type of note, but wrote down a list of its 
attempts and what it received from each just in case. 


+ Open list of results 


Jewel/Crescent/Claw: "If given a slice of death, 


col 


Hammer/Crescent/Crescent: "A poor base leads to rus! 


Crescent/Hammer/Jewel: "Déja who?" 


Claw/Circle/Hammer: "There are things worse than des 


Crescent/Hammer/Crescent: "There will always be some 


Crescent/Jewel/Crescent: "They’re not that jolly; 


it 


Hammer/Crescent/Hammer: "There will always be somet!l