loy wvylf foy lydef fioylfil keeilw iolafoi'gf wyylalj 
eelili'ly. Foy wli'io wfeeuafyk seirirlalj fioyirohy 
keeilw lal. Foy juai'glk iozew ai'phyuayk iolafolal 
e llajof. Jasst wfeeuafyk fi’ ai'yivireelal i's 
wfi'yizeao veelalw. Lily i's foy yiyklaalalyw ioy 
jeephy oyua oyirvyk. 


Li'ra'w pyjlalllalj fi’ ogephy wfi'yizeaozeaoyw fi'l’. 
La aeel'f slajguay i'gf ee uayyiykil. 


loy weeio wi'yiyi'ly yirwy si'ua foy slauawf flayiy 
lal si'uafilslaphy keeilw. Jla'ireel iogew i'gfwlaky 
i'gua ki'i'ua iolafo olaw iolaljw fi'ual i’ss eelk ee 
ogjy plafy yizeuaz lal olaw wlaky. loy klak i'gua 
pywf pogf foy pi'ly keeyiasjy iogew fil’ wyphyuay. 
Oy'w ji'ly. loy pgualayk olayi i'gfwlaky. Pgf oy 
fi'irk gw ioozef ioeew ji'lalj i'l pysi'uay oy 
veewwyk. La aeel'f pyirlayphy laf. 


Foezef'w iooil Jasst elk Li'ra geuay lal veelal. 
Foyil'uay pyjlalllalj fi’ wfeeuaphy. Yigzezyua, iooil 
klak ili'g ki’ folaw fi’ gw Yieezy gw lyyk fi' yeef 
Yeef yeeao i'foyua La'phy wyyl Yieewfyua 


Suaykyualaaz'w ioi'uakw, Wglaiogeuak'w eelk 
Weeuala'w viryzew. Li'ly i's laf yieezyw eelil 
wylwy! loogef zeyi La wgvvi'wyk fi’ ki’ Folaw law 
iouai'lj. Wi', wi’ iouai'lj. La ioi'girk lyohyua La 
ai'girk lypohyua oguaf wi'yiyi'ly! loogef ioi'girk 
Izaak weeil las La ogeuayiyk lalwfyeek i's 
oyeeiryk 


FE syio keeilw veewwyk, elk foyl ioy oyeeuak 
wi'glkw i's slajoflalj. Veelalyk aualayw, 
auazewolalj, laf ioeew oi'uaualapiry. Pylalj foy 
Oyeeiryua La eyi La keeuayk fi’ ji’ i'gfwlaky eelk 
wyy iooi' iozew jyfflalj oguaf.Lazlyio oak 
i'aagewlai'leeir eeuajgyiylfw, pgf li'folalj irlazy 
ioozef La weeio. 


looyl La i'vylyk foy ki'i'ua, foyuay iogew piri'i'k 
eeirir i}phyua foy wili'io. Mindi iogew i'l foy 
juai'glk, iolafo ogirs i's oyua seeay yilawwlalj. 
i'i'ua'uaee elk Oyirlai'l ioyuay YAEFLaLJ oyua. 
i'i'ua'uaee weeio yiy elk siryio lalfi' foy uai'i'yi. 
Oy wleefaoyk gv Li'ra. l'o, Yieezyua. Li'ra'w 
KYAEK. WOYW KYAEK. WOYW KYAEK 
WOYW KYAK. Foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw vi'glayk 
i'Ifi' olayi elk ueeppyk olayi iolafo eeirir wi'uafw 
i's kuagjw. La ugwf wauayeeyiyk. Pil foy flayiy 
foyil aua@ioiryk i'ss, i''ua'uaee iozew @ piri’ kil 
yiyww sgirir i's ol'iryw. 


Foyl Oyirlai'l ageyiy lal. loy iri'i'zyk eef yeeao 
i'foyua si'ua 2 wvirlaf wyai'lk pysi'uay La 
juaeeppyk yphyuailfolalj La ai'girk ioolairy foy 
uai'wy wvlakyuaw zyvf olayi suai'yi jyfflalj 
lyeeua yiy. louagevwvyk laf eeirir gv foyl 
wvualalfyk i'gf foy ki'i'ua iooil Oyirlai'l ioeew 
wilairir wfuagjjirlalj. Foy ireewf folalj La weeio 
iri'i'zlalj peeaz ioeew wyii'zy pyjlalilalj fi’ viigua 
i'gf i's foy iolalki'iow. 


La'yi wfeeuaflalj fi’ jyf ogljuail fi'i’. Pgf La folalz 
La aeel pyeeua laf e irlaffiry iri'ljyua. La'yi li'f 


yeeflalj eelili'ly ilyf, ualajof La'irir py slaly. 


ll'g'irir py slaly, Nao. Ili'g'irir py slaly, Nao. 
lli'g'irir py slaly, Nao. 


Izaak. Izaak, iooyuay eeuay ili'g Oyirv yiy. 
Oyirv yiy oyirv yiy oyirv yiy oyirv yiy. 


La fualayk yeeflalj wi'yiy i's foy uai'wy wvlakyua 
wyykw. Laf oguaf. La ki'l'f folalz La aeel ozelkiry 
folaw zlalk i's si'i'k. 


La'yi li ji'lalj fi’ yeef eelili'ly. Pgf La aeel'f yeef 
eelilfolalj yirwy ylafoyua. Vireelfw oguaf. Wyykw 
oguaf. Auai'vw oguaf. loozef zeyi La wgvvi'wyk 
fi' ki’ 


La'yi killalj. La'yi fi'i’ ogljuail fi’ yiijphy. La jgyww 
lal foy ylk La ai'girkl'f yizezy yiilwyirs pyffyua.> 
Izaak aeeyiy fi’ yiy. Foeelz ili'g. FOAELZ III'G. 


Pgf oy'w oguaf. Oy'w oguaf uayeeiriril peek. 
Oy'w yilawwlalj 2 iryj. La iogew eepiry fi’ airi'wy 
foy ioi'glk pgf foyuay'w li’ oi'vy lal jyfflalj laf 
peeaz ai'yiviryfyiril. 


Izaak fi'irk yiy La oeephy fi' slalk si''k si'ua 
yiilwyirs. La fi'irk olayi La uaysgwyk. Oy fi'irk 
yiy fi’ li'f py wfgvlak. Oy fi'irk yiy foeef 
Oyeeiryuaw aeel'f ki’ eelilfolalj ualajof li'io. 
Foi'wy ioi'uakw oguaf. Foyil wflairir oguaf. 


Oy iri'i'zyk wageuayk. Oy fi'irk yiy La oeek fi’ 
iryeephy. looyl La ewzyk olayi iooil oy puai'zy 
ki'iol aelk weelak oy yigeky wi'yiyfolalj oy 
woi'girkl'f ogzephy. Oy woi'ioyk yiy e pireeaz 
suaglaf eelk fi'irk yiy fi’ pualalj i'gf yiil 
wgvvirlayw. La ki'l'f zli'io ioogef oy klak, pgf oy 
yiladeyk foy suaglaf'w uglaayw eelk wi'yiy i's 
foy i'foyua yiyklaalalyw fi'jyfoyua. Oy jeephy foy 
lyio yiladefguay fi’ yiy eelk fi'irk yiy laf ioi'girk 


oyirv yiy yeef pyffyua. La zewzyk olayi ioozef ioy 
ioyuay ji'lalj fi’ ki’. Izaak wlajoyk elk weelak oy 
oeek li'folalj fi’ ki’ iolafo yiy eelil yi'uay. Foeef oy 
klakl'f kywyuaphy fi’ py aeeiriryk ee Oyeeiryua. 
fEsfyua foeef La syirir eewiryyv ejeelal. looyl La 
ioi'zy gv Izaak iozew jily. 


Izaak what did you leave me? This is insane. What have 
you been up to? | can't | won't do this. And even if | 
wanted to do this, why would | want to become like 
them? The ones responsible for all our suffering? And 
from what you've left in these notes, the process would 
take hundreds of cycles to complete. 


Strings as muscle, blood and flesh used from others I've 
eaten, myself at the center of a body that's so unnatural. 


WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU MADE THIS 
IZAAK 


You said you wanted me to be safe. You wanted me to 
leave. Is this place truly worse than anything outside? 


| understand you wanted me to have this body, Izaak. If | 
stay here I'll be eaten, frail as | am. If | leave, the Maker's 
creations will kill me as soon as they can. They hate the 
form I've chosen. 


| can't write anymore right now. It's too much to take in. 


| had to use the mix Izaak gave me. Jasst attacked me. 
She looked horrible. | don't even think she recognized 
me. She tried to eat me. JASST WHY WOULD YOU 
TRY TO HURT ME | bit her with the stuff on my teeth 
and she screamed. She started seizing up. She 
MELTED. Izaak, is this how I'm supposed to gather 
blood for the body you want me to make? 


Oh, Maker, Izaak must have done something to the rose 
spiders. They started wrapping up what was left of Jasst. 


Just like the drawings. Little pods to attach to me like 
eggs. 


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Izaak iooeef klak ili’g iryeephy yiy Folaw law 
lalweely. loogef ogephy ili'g pyyl gv fi’ La aeel'f 
La ioi'l'f ki’ folaw. AEIk yphyl las La iogelfyk fi’ ki’ 
folaw, iooil ioi'girk La ioeelf fi’ pyai'yiy irlazy 
foyyi Foy i'lyw uaywvi'lwlapiry si'ua eeirir i'gua 
wgssyualalj AEIk suai'yi iooeef ili'g'phy irysf lal 
foywy li'fyw, foy vuai'ayww ioi'girk feezy 
oglkuaykw i's ailairyw fi’ ai'yiviryfy. 


Wrfualaljw ew yigwairy, piri'i'k alk sirywo gwyk 
suai'yi i'foyuaw La'phy yeefyl, yiilwyirs ef foy 
aylfyua i's 2 pikil fozef'w wi' glleefguaaeir. 


loOOAEF loYUayY III'G FOLaLZLaLJ loOYL IlI'G 
YiAEKY FOLaW IZAAK 


lli'g weelak ili'g iogelfyk yiy fi’ py weesy. lli'g 
ioeelfyk yiy fi iryeephy _. Law folaw vireeay 
fuagiril ioi'uawy foeel eelilfolalj i'gfwlaky 


La glkyuawfeelk ili'g iogelfyk yiy fi' ogzephy folaw 
pi'kil, Izaak. Las La wfeeil oyuay La’irir py 
yeefyl, suazelair zew La eyi. Las La iryeephy, 
foy Yizezyua'w auayeeflai'lw iolairir zlairir yiy 
eew wi'i'l cew foyil agel. Foyil ogefy foy si'uayi 
La'phy aoi'wyl. 


La aeel'f ioualafy elilyii'uay ualajof li'io. Laf'w 
fi'l' yigao fi’ feezy lal. 


La oeek fi’ gwy foy yilade Izaak jeephy yiy. 
Jasst eeffeeazyk yiy. Woy iri'i'zyk oi'uaualapiry. 
La ki'l'f yohyl folalz woy uayai'jllaxuyk yiy. Woy 
fualayk fi’ yeef yiy. JASST loOll lol'GirK III'G 
FUall Fl' OGUaF YiY La plaf oyua iolafo foy 


wigss i'l yiil fyyfo zelk woy wauayeeyiyk. Woy 
wfeeuafyk wylaxulalj gv. Woy YiYIrFYK. Izaak, 
law folaw oi'io La'yi wgvvi'wyk fi' jaefoyua piri'i'k 
si'ua foy pi'kil ili'g ioeelf yiy fi’ yizezy 


l'o, Yieezyua, Izaak yigwf oeephy ki'ly 
wi'yiyfolalj fi' foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw. Foyil 
wfeeuafyk iouazevvlalj gv iooeef iozew irystf i's 
Jasst. gwf irlazy foy kuaeeiolaljw. Irlaffiry vi'kw 
fi' eeffeeao fi' yiy irlazy yjjw. 


I'm outside. | don't know where | am. The rose spiders 
must have taken me away while | was asleep. 


There's water all around me. Spiders can't exactly swim. 


The rose spiders have been growing themselves. 
There's a huge ring of them growing already. | don't 
know what they're trying to do. What Izaak's making 
them do. 


| woke up today to find three pods attached to my body. | 
think they're Jasst. 


| passed out. Not sure how long. I'm done. 


The rose spiders killed a few of their own and dissolved 
them with the mix Izaak gave me. They fed themselves 
to me. 


How long will | have to live like this? 


| guess Izaak's leaving me no choice in the matter. The 
spiders have been growing and eating each other, 
making more and more pods out of themselves. | have a 
dozen more on me now. Every time | sleep | wake up to 
find myself covered in more. It's getting hard to move 
now. I'm not sure how much longer | can write down 
everything that happens to me. 


What will happen to me while I'm changing? Will | even 


RESULT: Sixty-seven (67) tuna and one (1) dolphin (despite can 
being labeled 'dolphin-free') flew out of the can at a recorded speed 
of km/h, severely injuring subject D-2856, who opened the can. 
All of the animals that came out of the can were incinerated, save for 
one tuna that was placed in secure cold storage. This did not 
prevent [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


TEST: SCP-344-T6 
ITEM: Can containing ~200-nanogram sample of pig skin cells. 
RESULT: After attempts, test was abandoned. 


TEST: SCP-344-T8 

ITEM: Canof  's beans 

RESULT: It took tries before a positive result was achieved, 
suggesting that the can opener's abilities do not manifest as readily 
with plants. Surprisingly, instead of shooting out ca. 900 pre-cooked 
beans as the researchers expected, the can instead shot out 324 
separate bean plants, causing minor damage to the containment 
area and burying the D-class directed to open the can. All but one 
bean plant were burned. The remaining plant did not [DATA 
EXPUNGED] as expected. 

CONJECTURE: The fact that there were not 914 separate bean 
plants suggests that SCP-344 attempts to put beans that were on 
the same plant back together. 


TEST: SCP-344-T9 

ITEM: Can of cherries 

RESULT: As with SCP-344-T8, it took several more tries than 
statistically predicted before SCP-344's abilities manifested. Once 
they did, however, cherry trees exploded out of the can, killing 
subject D-8234 instantly and making recovery of his remains 
difficult. Due to lessons learned from SCP-344-T8, the test was 
performed outdoors, preventing damage to Site- , although recovery 
of the 'escaped' plants took some effort. SCP-344 was slightly 
damaged by the event, having one of its handles bent out of shape, 
which was later repaired. The cherry trees did not undergo [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 

Note: Given its destructive potential wnen summoning plant matter, 
SCP-344 is to be moved to high-security lockers. -Dr. 


TEST: SCP-344-T12 


remember everything I've been? What kind of thing will | 
become? 


| have to save all of this somehow. | need to remind 
myself who | am. With whatever time | have left, | need 
to leave something behind. 


I've made seven containers. Maybe they'll remind me of 
who | am too. | made them in memory of my friends, 
right? 


Gaareth, Dii'ana, Mindi, Li'ra, Jeidi, Jasst 
Izaak. 
You'll keep my memories safe, right? 


I'm scared. 


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La'yi i'gfwlaky. La ki'l'f zli'io iooyuay La eyi. 
Foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw yigwf ozephy feezyl yiy 
eeiozeil ioolairy La iogew eewiryyv. 


Foyuay'w ioeefyua eeirir zeuai'glk yiy. 
Wvlakyuaw aeel'f ydezeafiril wiolayi. 


Foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw oeephy pyy!l juai'iolali 
foyyiwyirphyw. Foyuay'w @ ogjy ualalj i's foyyi 
juai'iolalj eeiruayeekil. La ki'l'f zli'io iooeef 
foyil'uay fuaillalj fi’ ki’. loogef Izaak'w yizezlalj 
foyyi ki’. 


La ioi'zy gv fi'keeil fi’ slalk fouayy vi'kw 
eeffeeaoyk fi' yiil pi'kil. La folalz foyil'uay Jasst. 


La veewwyk i'gf. Lif wguay oi'io iri'lj. La'yi ki'ly. 


Foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw Zlairiryk < syio i's 
foylaua iol elk klawwi'irphyk foyyi iolafo foy 


yilade Izaak jeephy yiy. Foyil syk foyyiwyirohyw 
fi’ yiy. 


Oi'io iri'lj iolairir La ogephy fi' irlaphy irlazy folaw 


La jgyww Izaak'w iryeephlalj yiy li’ aoi'laay lal 
foy yizeffyua. Foy wvlakyuaw oeephy pyy! 
juai'iolalj aelk yeeflalj i'foyua, yieezlalj yii'uay elk 
yii'uay vi'kw i‘gf i's foyyiwyirohyw. La oeephy ee 
ki'xuyl yii'uay i'l yiy li'io. Yphyuail flayiy La 
wiryyv La ioeezy gv fi' slalk yiilwyirs ai'phyuayk 
lal yii'uay. Laf'w jyfflalj ogeuak fi’ yii'phy li'io. 
La'yi lif wguay oi'io yigao iri'ljyua La aeel 
ioualafy ki'iol yphyuailfolalj fozef ozevvylw fi' 
yiy. 


looeef iolairir ogevvyl fi’ yiy ioolairy La'yi 
aozljlalj lolairir La yphyl uayyiyyipyua 
yphyuailfolalj La'phy pyyl! loozef zlalk i's folalj 
iolairir La pyai'yiy 


La ozephy fi’ weephy eeirir i's folaw wi'yiyoi'io. 
La lyyk fi’ uayyilalk yiilwyirs iooi' La zyi. lolafo 
ioozefyphyua flayiy La oeephy irysf, La lyyk fi' 
iryeephy wi'yiyfolalj pyolalk. 


La'phy yizeky wyphy| ai'lfeelalyuaw. Yizeilpy 
foyil'irir uayyilalk yiy i's iooi’ La eyi fi’. La 
yizeky foyyi lal yiyyii'uail i's yiil sualaylkw, 
ualajof 

Gaareth, Dii'ana, Mindi, Li'ra, Jeidi, Jasst 
Izaak. 

lli'g'irir zyyv yiil yiyyi'ualayw weesy, ualajof 
La'yi wageuayk. 


Footnotes 
1. It is possible that these other journals are hidden within 
SCP-2905; retrieval of these is considered a high priority task for 


personnel studying SCP-2905. 
« SCP-2904 | SCP-2905 | SCP-2906 » 


SCP-2906: & 


Item #: SCP-2906 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation currently works 
alongside Unusual Incidents Unit operatives under Collaborative 
Task Force Psi-12 ("Madvillainy") to isolate and destroy instances of 
SCP-2906. All documentation affected by SCP-2906 is to be 
replaced by clean copies. If this is not possible, the documentation 
must be destroyed. Companies or businesses affected by SCP-2906 
(specifically Foundation fronts and United States government 
facilities) must be monitored for possible spreading of the vector, 
and any outgoing documentation intercepted and replaced. Any 
other agents of SCP-2906 are to be scrubbed clean, destroyed, or 
replaced on a case-by-case basis. 


The identity of SCP-2906-1, or its creator, are to be identified as 
soon as possible and monitored for future anomalous activity. After 
the events of Incident Pol-1115-C, CTF Psi-12 is to work in 
conjunction with Mobile Task Force Gamma-13 ("Asimov's 
Lawbringers") to contain SCP-2906 and coordinate efforts in 
apprehending Pol-1115 ("Anderson"). 


Description: SCP-2906 is a modified version of a cognitohazard 
utilized by the Foundation and its various business fronts. SCP-2906 
uses an ampersand design embedded in its agents as opposed to 
the Foundation equivalent, which uses the acronym SCP. 


SCP-2906 prevents observers from mentally connecting its agents! 
to SCP-2906-1. Trained personnel are able to identify if a 
cognitohazard is present; however, they are not immune to its 
effects and are unable to successfully identify SCP-2906-1 or 
associate objects affected by SCP-2906 with each other. 


Those affected by SCP-2906 can spread the effect through written 


and verbal communication concerning the vector. Though extensive 
testing has not been done, some knowledge about the reach of its 
effects can be ascertained. If a paper document has been marked 
with SCP-2906, discussing the document and its contents will 
spread its effects. However, discussing the business or persons 
receiving the document will not spread its effects. 


SCP-2906-1 is the target concept blocked by SCP-2906. An 
incomplete list of target concepts utilizing SCP-2906 at some point 
have been recorded in Addendum 2906-D. It can safely be assumed 
they are familiar with the creation of cognitohazards, as well as the 
Foundation.