1. Investigation has revealed that SCP-3092 was in usage for 7 
years prior to its anomalous properties surfacing. 

2. All SCP-3092-A instances identified have been fluent in English. 
3. SCP-3092-A instances are not otherwise noted to possess a 
regular sleep cycle. 


SCP-3093: The Color Vulvide 


Item #: SCP-3093 
Object Class: Safe Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3093's state is to be 
monitored at all times, and all reported sightings of SCP-3093 are to 
be recorded and sent to Doctors Vaughn and Laika for further 
research. 


Should an instance of EE-3093 occur, agents should be dispatched 
to the area of the anomaly and report all observations to the 
research team evacuate all civilians immediately and contain 
witnesses as soon as possible. If any sightings of SCP-3093-A are 
reported by witnesses, MTF-Mu-13 should be deployed to the 
location at once. 


SCP-3093-1 is to be guarded and placed under surveillance for a 
minimum of 20 hours per day. SCP-3093-1 has been instructed to 
notify personnel of any recurrences of EE-3093. 


Description: SCP-3093 is a wavelength of color thought to be 
located at (105, -101, -23) on the CIELAB colorspace spectrum grid! 
that cannot normally be interpreted by the human eye. In rare cases, 
SCP-3093 can be interpreted by the human eye, although the exact 
reason why is unknown. It is hypothesized that certain light 
environments enable the eye to perceive external instances of 
otherwise invisible light. Subjects reported to have witnessed 
instances of SCP-3093 describe it as a a mixture of intense green 
and a self-illuminating magenta. Both subjects have referred to the 
color as "vulvide", despite having never come in contact with each 
other. Only two people claim to have seen SCP-3093: 


* SCP-3093-1 is a C-Class middle-aged man who possesses 
20/12.5 vision. SCP-3093-1 wears prescription glasses, which 
are maintained carefully by the Foundation following his 


SCP-387: Living Lego 


Item #: SCP-387 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of this object 
and the almost nonexistent harm it poses, it is stationed in a storage 
container in Site-19 with a standard lock. The red tub in which 
SCP-387 is contained does not possess any unusual properties 
itself, as has been determined through testing but SCP-387 will not 
duplicate itself unless at least a layer of it covers the bottom of the 
aforementioned container. A sheet is available for those wishing to 
utilise SCP-387, and access will be revoked if it is not properly 
restored. 


Description: SCP-387 is a tub of commercially available Lego, 
normal in design. Irregular shapes not featured in normal sets, such 
as circular “wheels,” and prisms, are also available. It has no brand 
name, and every company interviewed by undercover Agents thus 
far has denied ever making irregular Lego. When the tub is not full 
(i.e. when it is partially or almost-fully emptied) the Lego will slowly 
duplicate themselves, stopping when the container is full. 


The interesting property of SCP-387 is that, when constructed by a 
human hand (see Addendum 387-d) the constructions will animate 
themselves, performing activities based on their surroundings. For 
example, if a Legoman — which is a “man” constructed using the 
provided humanoid parts - is placed within a car, it will begin to drive 
it. Further experimentation has revealed that the car (and indeed, 
any complex machine) needs no internal engine or power source. 
The legopeople have some form of sentience, as they interact with 
each other quite readily. 


If left over time, the constructed people and buildings will evolve. 
They will take on occupations based on the buildings around them, 
(e.g. some people will become firemen and use firetrucks if the 


witnessing SCP-3039. 

* SCP-3093-2 is a teenaged girl who possesses 20/20 vision. 
SCP-3093-2 is the first known witness of the EE-3093 
anomaly, and is thus under heavy surveillance since 
deceased. 


Very rarely, SCP-3093 will accompany an occurrence of EE-3093, 
as well as an appearance of SCP-3093-A. 


* SCP-3093-A is a humanoid figure that has been described by 
SCP-3093-2 as featureless and bathed in the vulvide color. 
SCP-3093-A has not been seen by anyone except 
SCP-3093-2, though its existence has been proven by Dr. 
Vaughn. SCP-3093-A has not been observed to interact with 
subjects or attempt contact, and should be considered safe is 
extremely hostile when provoked and should be avoided at all 
costs, following Incident 3093-F1-B. 


¢ EE-3093 is an anomalous event in which a subject is able to 
see SCP-3093-A and its activities. The results of the only test 
conducted provide too little data to prove the exact 
circumstances under which EE-3093 occurs. 


Interview 3093-A: 


The following is an interview of SCP-3093-1, following 
the first known sighting of SCP-3093. 


Doctor Ingrid Laika: So can you please describe this 
incident? 


SCP-3093-1: | know it sounds crazy, but it's true. What | 
saw... it was almost unreal. But it was real. It was real. 


<Begin Log, 20:00> 


Dr. Laika: Please detail the situation in which you 
observed the phenomenon. 


SCP-3093-1: Well, it had been a long night, and | was 
passed out on the bed... 


Dr. Laika: We just need the details of what actually 
happened, Mr. 


SCP-3093-1: R-right. Well, | woke up, and the room was 
bathed in this bizarre light. But all the windows were 
closed, and the lights were all off. It wasn't coming from 
anywhere; there was no source... It was just... there. 


Dr. Laika: Can you describe the nature of this light? 


SCP-3093-1: It was a color I'd never seen before. It was 
like a mixture of pink and green, except it wasn't. | still 
can't recreate it in my mind... | wasn't drunk or high or 
anything, | swear... 


Dr. Laika: We know that, sir. We tested your blood when 
we brought you here. 


SCP-3093-1: You probably think I'm insane. 


Dr. Laika: No, | can assure you, we think you're perfectly 
sane. Now, can you describe anything else you saw? 


SCP-3093-1: Well, after | got up, the light faded a bit. | 
thought it was just a hallucination, but then | saw the 
room. Every surface was covered in blurry vulvide 
writing- 


Dr. Laika: Vulvide? 


SCP-3093-1: Sorry, | don't know why | said that. It just... 
fits. Doesn't it? 


Dr. Laika: *mumbling* So the room was covered in 
writing. Could you identify the language? 


SCP-3093-1: | couldn't tell, it was like it was permanently 
out of focus... it looked vaguely like the Greek alphabet, | 
guess. 


Dr. Laika: And what happened then? 


SCP-3093-1: Then it all disappeared. | blinked and the 
lights and writing were gone. 


Dr. Laika: And one more thing, Mr. __. Are you familiar 
with the girl in this photo? 


SCP-3093-1: No clue who that is. An old girlfriend of 
mine? No, actually... who is she? 


Dr. Laika: | believe that concludes this interview. We'll 
escort you to your containment cell in a moment. 


SCP-3093-1: Wait, what? Wait, you said— 
<End Log, 20:07> 
Interview 3093-B: 


The following is an interview conducted with 
SCP-3093-2. 


SCP-3093-2: | don't know why | have to be here, 
honestly. 


Doctor Terrence Vaughn: Please cooperate, Miss , 
and you'll be out shortly. 


<Begin Log, 20:00> 
Dr. Vaughn: Please describe what you saw. 


SCP-3093-2: It was a weird light, | think. It just appeared 
when | blinked. 


Dr. Vaughn: And what color was the light? 


SCP-3093-2: | don't know. | guess it was like purply- 
green? It's not like | was on drugs. Can | go now? 


Dr. Vaughn: And what other things did you see? 


SCP-3093-2: You won't believe me. 


Dr. Vaughn: Say it and let's see. We believe you may 
have witnessed a spectral anomaly. 


SCP-3093-2: Okay, well there was writing all over the 
wall, but | couldn't read any of it. And then— 


Dr. Vaughn: Was it indecipherable or just blurry? 
SCP-3093-2: Blurry, it was blurry. 

Dr. Vaughn: And was there anything— 
SCP-3093-2: Vulvide... yeah. 

Dr. Vaughn: I'm sorry? 


SCP-3093-2: Well if it's a new color, | get to name it, 
right? | think we should call it vulvide. 


Dr. Vaughn: Interesting. 
SCP-3093-2: So | get to name it? 


Dr. Vaughn: Yes, | suppose so. Informally, at least. The 
internal designation will remain SCP-3093. 


SCP-3093-2: Hell, yeah. 


Dr. Vaughn: Now, please look at this picture. Do you 
know this man? Answer honestly; this information will not 
be disclosed. 


SCP-3093-2: | have no idea who that is. Were you 
implying that | was... involved with him? God, look at 
him. He must be, like, 40 or something. 


Dr. Vaughn: That's not what | meant. This man has 
witnessed a similar event, and has just described the 
same color that you claimed to have witnessed as 
‘vulvide’. 


SCP-3093-2: What? So... | didn't discover it? 


Dr. Vaughn: 'Vulvide' has always existed, Miss. You're 
just one of the first to see it. 


SCP-3093-2: Okay, cool, | guess. 
Dr. Vaughn: Could you describe the light's source? 


SCP-3093-2: | don't know if there was one... It was just, 
everywhere. 


Dr. Vaughn: And was there anything else? 


SCP-3093-2: There was someone there, covered in the 
light. It looked human, but somehow... it wasn't. It was 
just standing there, motionless in my room. But when the 
color went away, so did it. | didn't get a good look at it. 


Dr. Vaughn: Okay, that's all we need. Do you have any 
questions? 


SCP-3093-2: Can | leave now? 
<End Log, 20:09> 
Following this interview, SCP-3093-2 was taken in for further testing. 
+ Incident 3039-F1-A 
Test A - 10/13/ 


Subjects: SCP-3093-2, D-9083 

Procedure: Introduce subject to a range of 
environments with varying light levels and 
intensities in order to recreate circumstances 
of anomaly EE-3093. Place subject in 23x23 
testing area with dim lighting, with glass two- 
way window at north end, and equip 
researchers with taskforce-issue infrared 
goggles so as to not let light into the chamber. 


<Begin Log, 5:25> 


Doctor T. Vaughn: Okay, __, we're going to 
expose you to our first lighting condition now. 
Let us know if a similar experience occurs. 


SCP-3093-2: Fine. 


Dr. Vaughn: Laika, initiate strobe at frequency 
12 for 60 seconds. 


SCP-3093-2: Ow!! Holy fuck, that's bright. 


Dr. I. Laika: Are you experiencing anything out 
of the ordinary? 


SCP-3093-2: Nothing except for a migraine. 
Fuck. 


Dr. Vaughn: Dr. Laika, move on to frequency 
18 strobe. 


SCP-3093-2: Wait, wait, | see it! 


Dr. Laika: Excellent, early results. Vaughn, 
catalog EE-3093. _, please describe to us the 
color of light you're seeing. 


SCP-3093-2: It's... so bright, y'know? It's sort 
of greenish, but when | blink, it turns to some 
sort of pinkish color... 


Dr. Laika: Would you say it's self-illuminating? 
SCP-3093-2: What does that even mean? 


Dr. Vaughn: Would you say it was brighter 
than the testing light? Brighter than pure 
white? 


SCP-3093-2: |... | guess so. It's— */oud 
shriek* 


Dr. Vaughn: It's what? 


SCP-3093-2: The vulvide person... it's right 
here. Right in front of me. 


Dr. Laika: Vaughn, see if you can detect 
anything on the scanner. Miss, can you 
describe any features of the being? 


Dr. Vaughn: Can you see any of the symbols 
on the walls? 


SCP-3093-2: No, the writing's not there... It's 
standing there. It's just the shape of a person, 
no face, no marks, just smooth vulvide light. 


Dr. Vaughn: There's definitely a slight change 
in heat signature where she's looking. We can 
confirm the existence of an as-of-yet Safe 
anomalous being. 


Dr. Laika: Okay, bring the guinea pig in. 
“throat clearing* Attention, D-9083. Please 
approach SCP-3093-2 in an orderly manner, 
and position yourself approximately 2 meters 
away from her. If you refuse to comply, you will 
be terminated. 


D-9083: Jeez, I'm gonna have a seizure from 
this light. Oh, hey, little lady. Whatcha lookin' 
at? 


Dr. Vaughn: That's enough, D-9083. Please 
extend your left arm in front of you. 


D-Class: What is this, even? There's nothing 
here. Miss, | can't see what— */oud cries of 


agony* 


SCP-3093-2: Oh, my god! Oh, my GOD! It... it 
just turned around and attacked him! GET ME 
OUT OF HERE!!! *banging* 


Dr. Laika: D-Class has flatlined. , please 


describe how the anomalous being acted. 


SCP-3093-2: It... it didn't even move, it just 
switched from one position to another! Please, 
just GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 


Dr. Laika: Please, turn away from the glass 
and look at the anomaly, Miss 


SCP-3093-2: Oh, god... they're behind you. 
They're everywhere... 


Dr. Vaughn: __, please maintain control— 


SCP-3093-2: HELP ME, PLEASE!!! It's shifting 
all over the room. Oh, god, it's writing those 
symbols again. 


Dr. Vaughn: Describe the symbols, please! 
SCP-3093-2: OH, FUCK, IT'S— *screaming* 
Dr. Laika: Subject SCP-3093-2 has flatlined. 
Dr. Vaughn: Heat signatures have faded. 


Dr. Laika: Poor thing. | just wish we could 
have finished that test... 


Dr. Vaughn: To hell with that test. We're not 
touching this again. Did you hear what she 
said about them? Those things are 
everywhere, and we can't see them. Who 
knows what'll provoke them? 


Dr. Laika: Let's perform an autopsy and see if 
we can at least find out the cause of death. 


Results: Subject D-9083 is deceased as a 
result of an instance of EE-3093. Subject 
SCP-3093-2 is deceased as a result of an 


instance of EE-3093. Insufficient evidence 
collected to determine exact circumstances 
under which EE-3093 occurs. 

Analysis: SCP-3093 and SCP-3093-A 
classification changed to Euclid. No further 
testing of SCP-3093 will be conducted. 


Addendum: Autopsy results show evidence of complete 
shutdown of the nervous system, although no physical 
incisions or injuries have been exacted on the cranial or 
spinal areas. The only visible exterior damage was to the 
corneas of both subjects’ eyes, which, when removed, 
had an encrypted message in Greek letters, which read 
2H Yz. 


When translated, the message reads, simply: SEE US. 


Footnotes 

1. The CIELAB, or Hunter Lab Colorspace, is the most modern 
three-dimensional representation of the visible light spectrum. (105, 
-101, -23) refers to the L*a*b* coordinates of SCP-3093 on the real- 
number grid, withLrepresenting light level andaandbrepresenting 
red/green and yellow/blue levels, respectively. 


SCP-3094: Fall into the Gaap 


Item #: SCP-3094 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The building containing 
SCP-3094 has been fenced off and is to be monitored at all times by 
security cameras and occasional patrols. Renovations to the outside 
of the building have been completed to deter people from attempting 
to explore the location due to its local reputation for being 
abandoned and haunted. 


Description: SCP-3094 is an empty elevator shaft located within 
the former site of Aquarium and Conservatory. The shaft has a 
width of 4 m and a length of 5.5 m. It extends up to the third floor of 
the building, and descends to an unknown depth, though the 
building does not have a basement or any floor below the ground 
level. People and objects lowered into SCP-3094 are estimated to 
disappear completely at a depth of approximately 30 m below the 
ground floor entrance to the shaft. To this date, the only thing 
recovered from SCP-3094 is Agent Brandt.