Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3860 is to be contained 
within a Type S Anti-Thaumatological Humanoid Anomaly 
Containment Cell at Site-19's High Security Humanoid Containment 
Wing. The cell is to be inspected daily for both contraband and 
attempts to breach containment. Physiological and psychological 
evaluations of SCP-3860 are to occur on a weekly basis to address 
SCP-3860's attempts at self-repair and potential mental 
deterioration. Any physiological changes made by SCP-3860 to itself 
are to be logged and evaluated for potential threat to containment. 


SCP-3860 may be provided with mechanical and thaumatological 
components as means of coercing valuable intelligence. All 
components must be approved by both SCP-3860's primary 
investigator, a thaumatological consult, and Site Command prior to 
application. Any components which could potentially assist 
SCP-3860 in breach of containment are to be denied. Components 
may be removed from SCP-3860 to ease containment. 


Description: SCP-3860 is the former Pol-1115 (Vincent Anderson), 
a 67-year-old white male and former CEO/Founder of Gol-1115 
(Anderson Robotics)!. SCP-3860's body has undergone 
numerous augmentation of various systems using a combination of 
thaumatological techniques and advanced prosthetic technology. 
These augmentations include, but are not limited to: 


¢ Replacement of both arms and legs with prosthetics 
constructed from combinations of aluminum, PMMA, 
polycarbonate casings, and white aramid fibers?. These 
prosthetics do not possess any discernible power source, and 
possess a network of thin cobalt-chromium alloy wires that 
connect into SCP-3860's central nervous system. 


¢ Replacement of both eyes with a complex series of optical 
lenses. Observation of these lenses during physical exams 
has shown them to be embedded with numerous 
thaumatological symbols. 

¢ Replacement of the nose by a single grated orifice. 

* Grafts of a white aramid fiber over various locations on the 

torso. These fibers have been demonstrated to weave into 

SCP-3860's non-anomalous tissues, and are capable of 

migrating to and filling in any scar tissue sustained by 

SCP-38603. 

Apparent replacement of the liver and kidneys with synthetic 

variations. Due to the inability to fully study these components 

without their removal from SCP-3860, the full extent of their 

differences from non-anomalous tissue is unknown. 

A series of augmentations to various regions of the brain 

including the frontal and parietal lobes‘, as well as the 

cerebellum. 


Subsequent interviews with SCP-3860 indicate all augmentations 
were self-implemented, with SCP-3860 insisting it designed and 
worked alone on each one. The means by which SCP-3860 was 
able to perform these traumatic procedures on itself and survive are 
currently under investigation. 


SCP-3860 was initially apprehended by operatives of MTF 
Gamma-13 ("Asimov's Lawbringers") on 15/11/2018, during a sting 
operation within the Three Portlands Location of Interest®. 
Unbeknownst to SCP Foundation operatives, SCP-3860 avoided full 
apprehension until the joint UlIU/Foundation raid on the Anderson 
Robotics Headquarters on 24/5/2024. 


Addendum: 3860-1: Interview Log 3860-6 
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Interviewed: SCP-3860 
Interviewer: Researcher Rose Labelle 


Foreword: The following interview was 
conducted on 29/8/2024, as part of the initial 


containment of SCP-3860 following its capture 
on 24/5/2024. The goal of the interview was to 
investigate the nature of SCP-3860's 
augmentations. 


<Begin Log> 
Labelle: Good afternoon again, Vincent. 


SCP-3860: Is it? | don't have a clock or 
window in my cell, so it’s hard to tell. To what 
do | owe the pleasure, anyway? 


Labelle: Believe it or not, I've come to talk with 
you about, well... you. How you became you. 
The amount of augmentations you've 
undergone is extensive. Really, it’s a miracle 
you're not dead. 


SCP-3860 tsks. 


SCP-3860: | thought the Foundation was of 
the opinion that one Vincent Anderson in the 
world was one too many. Why on earth are 
you going to try to make another one? 


Labelle: We're not. But you can't deny that the 
changes you've made to yourself are of 
interest to what we do here! For example, your 
ability to still perform both thaumatological 
rituals and incantations through your 
prosthetics as well as... 


SCP-3860: Ah, so there it is! So long as the 
Robo-Wizard works for you guys it’s— 


Labelle: Well, you're missing my point. 


SCP-3860: Am |? Why else would you want to 
know how | became what | am today? | mean, 
did any of you ever ponder why | went through 


all this trouble to begin with? 


Labelle: That's not a bad place to start. Why 
did you undergo so many augmentations? 
Why go through such Herculean efforts? 


SCP-3860 shifts in its seat, then pauses 
briefly. 


SCP-3860: | had the means to raise myself 
above the shell | was born in, so | took the risk. 
Phineas helped at first but in the end | seized 
control of my form. | mean, | can read one- 
point font from half a mile away, hear a pin 
drop in the rain, identify your staff before they 
get within a hectometer of this cell by the 
brand of their cologne. If you could elevate 
yourself up above the normal human 
experience, and be a pioneer in that realm, 
wouldn't you strive to blaze that trail? 


Labelle: It’s tempting, sure, but | feel you're 
underselling the cost this transformation put on 
you. 


SCP-3860 gestures at itself up and down. 


SCP-3860: Do you think | wanted to end up 
looking like the Pale Man from that Del Toro 
movie? 


Labelle: I'm going to guess no, you didn't. 
SCP-3860 nods. 


SCP-3860: | made countless mistakes in this 
process, and paid for it personally... 


SCP-3860 looks at its right and then clenches 
its fist. 


SCP-3860: A magician doesn't reveal his 


tricks, Miss Labelle. How | became what | am 
is the last thing the Foundation has to take 
away from me, and they won't get it. I'm sorry, 
but there is nothing else for me to tell you. 


<End Log> 
Addendum: 3860-2: Update 2/2/2027 


As a result of increasing difficulty operating several of its 
augmentations, SCP-3860 has greatly expanded the number of 
requested components to facilitate its self-repair over the course of 
the last six months. A notably larger proportion of these requested 
components are believed to be of a thaumatological nature. 
SCP-3860 has likewise increased its cooperation with Foundation 
investigation efforts as a means of acquiring these components. 
SCP-3860 denies any change in behavior during interviews at this 
time. 


Addendum: 3860-3: Interview Log 3860-13 
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Interviewed: SCP-3860 
Interviewer: MTF Commander Clarissa Shaw 


Foreword: The following interview was 
conducted on 13/6/2027, as part of MTF 
Gammaz-13's ongoing containment of 
SCP-2806. 


<Begin Log> 
Shaw: Good morning, Vincent. 


SCP-3860: My good friend, Clarissa. Which of 
my fires have you come to have me help put 
out this time? 


Shaw: Glad to see you noticed the trend of my 
interviews... 


Shaw hands SCP-3860 a file. 


Shaw: While we've mopped up most of your 
products following your confinement here, the 
Gyrfalcon series prosthetics has been proving 
more elusive, most likely because they are 
attached to Marshall, Carter, and Dark 
customers. In exchange for a few of the 
components you requested from your repair 
list of our choosing, we want you to remotely 
deactivate them, if possible. 


SCP-3860: Well that is a fun thought, Clarissa, 
but it's not possible. 


Shaw: Why is that? 


SCP-3860: Because there is no means of 
remotely deactivating them. They don't have 
receivers of any sort, and deactivating them 
thaumatologically would have incredible side 
effects. You could send drones out to install a 
device to shut them down, | suppose, but that 
would require you to know the identity of the 
person to begin with. 


Shaw: So it can't be done. 
SCP-3860: How astute. 


Shaw: Do they have any kind of 
thaumatological aura that could be remotely 
detected? 


SCP-3860: The thaumatological components 
of the Gyrfalcon series are glorified power 
sources, so no. Can't help you put out this fire, 
champ. 


Shaw: | guess that's that then. Good chat, 
Vincent. 


Shaw prepares to leave. 

SCP-3860: Wait... | do have one idea. 
Shaw pauses. 

Shaw: I'm listening. 


SCP-3860: Those robot ghosts that ended up 
in that pocket dimension. If you have a means 
of detecting them, check to see if the same 
detector picks up still functioning droids. If so, 
you might be able to use them to detect the 
Gyrfalcon users. 


Shaw: Are... are you suggesting that these 
people will be displaced there when they die? 


SCP-3860: Hell if | know. Maybe? Like | said 
it’s just a thought. 


SCP-3860 laughs briefly, then becomes sullen. 


SCP-3860: Wonder if I'll end up there in the 
end. 


<End Log> 
Addendum: 3860-4: Update 3/3/2038 


SCP-3860 has greatly diminished its number of requested 
components over the course of the last three months, with 
SCP-3860 failing to make any more additional component requests 
after 15/2/2038. During this time period, SCP-3860 has become 
increasingly emaciated despite no change in nutrition levels and no 
discernible illness. SCP-3860 still maintains a high level of 
cooperation with the Foundation's investigative efforts. As before, 
SCP-3860 denies any changes in behavior. 


Addendum: 3860-5: Interview Log 3860-32 


+ Show Interview 


Interviewed: SCP-3860 
Interviewer: Site Director Sasha Merlo 


Foreword: The following interview was 
conducted on 15/11/2040, following 
SCP-3860's agreement to divulge information 
about its transformation in exchange for an 
undisclosed service. SCP-3860 insisted the 
negotiation be held with Site Director Sasha 
Merlo, former CO of MTF Gamma-13, and 
refused contact with all other personnel 
regarding the subject. 


<Begin Log> 


SCP-3860: It’s been a very long time, Sasha. 
You've aged gracefully. 


Merlo: Same to you Vince, but you don't seem 
to age. 


SCP-3860: How's Gabe? | see Jessie carried 
in your footsteps. A true Gamma-13 agent. 
Was that an engagement ring on her finger? 


SCP-3860 sighs. 


SCP-3860: Did | tell you that my own daughter 
got married a few years ago? Time just really 
gets away from- 


Merlo: My time is very valuable, Vince. What 
do you want, and what are you prepared to 
offer? 


SCP-3860: Right. Sorry. | guess I'm a little 
sentimental these days. 


SCP-3860 chuckles. 


SCP-3860: | am prepared to divulge, in full, all 


schematics regarding my personal 
augmentations. This includes all required 
rituals and surgical techniques. | am also 
willing to demonstrate their function on any 
person or persons of your choosing. In 
exchange, | request the termination of the 
Phineas Al construct® that was taken from my 
office during the raid in which you 
apprehended me. 


Silence. 
Merlo: That's... generous, Vince. Why? 
SCP-3860: Excuse me? 


Merlo: Why do you want us to kill Phineas? 
Again? 


SCP-3860: Because it’s what he wants. 


Merlo: I've interacted with the Phineas Al 
construct, and | hate to burst your bubble, but 
he's not exactly suicidal. 


SCP-3860: Of course not. It's a protocol | 
added shortly after creating him. If he could 
self-end, or could even make the attempt to 
convince others to end him, I'm sure he would 
not waste a moment. 


Merlo: That's hearsay. Even if it was true, why 
are you making this bargain now? 


SCP-3860: It’s just the right thing to do, and 
now is the time to do it. 


Silence. 


SCP-3860: My systems are failing. | give 
myself two, maybe three more years. I'm just 
trying to make sure that | fix as many mistakes 


Note: Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting 
terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast 


Log of tests with SCP-504: 


Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato 

Subject: D-504-1 

Spoken: "/s a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool 
opotamous ?" 

Result: No change in velocity. 


Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato 

Subject: D-504-1 

Spoken: "What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in 
ruins." 

Result: Tomato clocked at 124 mph. Subject suffered a broken 
nose. 


Notes: /t appears that SCP-504 has a certain "taste" in jokes. This 
might indicate sapience. | hope not. - Dr. Blast 


Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato 

Subject: D-504-2 

Spoken: "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa 
tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato 
starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the 
baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up." 

Result: Tomato clocked at 264 mph. Subject rendered unconscious. 


Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato 

Subject: D-504-3 

Spoken: "So, / was going to bed, and my brother told me, 
'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin 
and suck your blood!" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!" 
Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at 
[REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed. 


Item: Three mature SCP-504 tomatoes, each from a different 
crossbreed 
Subject: D-504-4 


as | can before that. | can't undo what | did to 
Phineas, but | can at least respect his wishes. 
You're not a person without compassion, 
Sasha. I've known you long enough to know 
that. Please help a dying man. 


Merlo: I've known you a long time too, Vince. | 
know you tug at heartstrings and slip bills into 
wallets to make yourself feel better. 


SCP-3860: Then don't do this for my sake, 
Sasha. Please. Do it for Phineas's. You know 
he deserves better than this. Please. 


Director Merlo shakes her head. 


Merlo: Even if | believed you, | don't have the 
authority to make that kind of call. Can't budge 
here. 


SCP-3860 nods. 


SCP-3860: I'm sorry for wasting your time 

then, Sasha. | hope the rest of your career is 
fruitful, as is your daughter's. If we don't see 
one another again, well... we had fun times. 


Director Merlo sighs, then turns and leaves. 
Merlo: Goodbye, Vince. 
<End Log> 


Footnotes 

1. A paratech firm specializing in the sale of anomalous robots, 
androids, artificial intelligence, computer programs, and cybernetics. 
Prior to its forceful disbanding, the group was responsible for several 
SCP objects and containment breaches. 

2. Believed to be prototypes of SCP-2806. 

3. Believed to be a prototype ofSCP-1360-1. 

4. Especially in areas associated withthaumatological potential. 

5. SCP-3860 experienced extensive damage during the course of 


this sting operation, necessitating its need for replacement 
components, which have proven a powerful bargaining chip in 
assuring SCP-3860's compliance. 

6. An Al construct created from a neural map, and potentially the 
soul, of Pol-45543 (Albert "Phineas" Frostman), a former Chief 
Operating Officer of Anderson Robotics and a long-time business 
associate of SCP-3860. Investigation by UIU operatives indicate that 
Pol-45543 was murdered by SCP-3860 prior to the Al construct's 
creation. The construct is currently in use atSite-64as part of a joint 
project betweenAlADoperatives and Anomalous Electronics 
Researchers. 


SCP-3862: Portrait of a Princess with a Pistol 


Item #: SCP-3862 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3862-1 and SCP-3862-2 
are to be kept in a Secure Containment Locker at Site-73. 
SCP-3862-2 contains the nonlethal infohazardous symbol locus- 
ZGIl’ and must be observed through a digital medium. Any 
personnel complaining of headaches or chest pains during or after 
viewing this symbol must be treated with class-A amnestics to 
prevent permanent disability. Any personnel directly exposed to 
SCP-3862-2 must be treated with class-B amnestics and kept in ICU 
for at least 24 hours.