© Should the number of uninvolved civilians be too great 
to contain in Holding Area 453-11 before 0215 hrs, 
either due to space or staff restrictions, all Foundation 
personnel are ordered to cease attempting to contain 
civilians, and instead begin subduing any and all 82- 
cultists. Nonlethal force is preferred (cultists must be 
rendered unconscious or completely restrained), but 
lethal force is authorised, and encouraged if Pariah is 
proceeding slower than anticipated. 82-prime must not 
be harmed or interrupted in any way. 


Between 0201 and 0225 hrs, 82-prime will lead the 82-cultists 
in a Latin chant. They will not respond to attacks by 
Foundation staff, and unaffected civilians will act as though 
nothing is going on. At 0225 hrs, if either: (1) all civilians have 
been contained, and/or (2) all 82-cultists have been subdued, 
the Script will end with 82-prime laughing hysterically, toasting 
the club, and returning to normal. The rest of the evening will 
proceed as though SCP-453 were a mundane club, and all 
participants will dissipate before 0400 hrs. 


If, by 0225 hrs (cessation of chanting), there remain any 
civilians and 82-cultists (complete elimination of one or the 


The following is an excerpt of some of the logs kept by the 
researcher team tasked with SCP-3509 to be used as reference: 


Day: / /2002. 

Resident: D-3541 

Order: Jump. 

Time limit: 5 hours 

Result: The Class-D complied almost immediately, no 
assistance was required. 


Day: / /2002. 

Resident: D-3541 

Order: Study calculus for three hours straight. 

Time limit: 12 hours and 20 minutes 

Result: The Class-D was provided with calculus 
reference books and asked to study them. One member 
of the researcher team offered to tutor him across the 
site's speakers. 


Day: / /2002. 

Resident: D-3541 

Order: Rip out your nails from your left hand. 

Time limit: 27 minutes. 

Result: The researcher team provided a pair of pliers 
through the elevator. Although strongly reticent, the 
subject complied. Disinfectant and bandages were 
provided by the team after the event. 


Day: / /2002. 

Resident: D-3541 

Order: Dance the "Macarena". 

Time limit: 3 hours and 1 minute. 

Result: D-3541 told the researcher team that he didn't 
know the dance. The researcher team provided a 
television with a video tape that demonstrated the steps 
of the dance. After some attempts, D-3541 achieved to 
do a dance sufficient enough for the order to be deemed 
accomplished. 


Day: / /2003. 
Resident: D-3557 


Order: The floors are dirty, clean them. 

Time limit: 5 hours and 49 minutes. 

Result: The researcher team provided D-3557 with 
cleaning tools and it proceeded to obey the required 
task. The statement "The floors are dirty" was found to 
be most unusual, as SCP-3509-A hadn't said this kind of 
comment on an object before besides the congratulatory 
message at the fulfillment of an order. 


Day: / /2003. 

Residents: D-3557 (Terminated), D-4286. 

Order: Write a poem. 

Time limit: 1 hour and 30 minutes 

Result: The Class-D told to the research team that he 
was an illiterate. After a discussion within the team it was 
decided that trying to teach D-3557 how to write in that 
short amount of time was highly unlikely. D-3557 was 
terminated through the explosive charge in his chest and 
a replacement was sent. This replacement was tasked to 
write the poem once the elevator had reached its 
destination before exploring the rest of the complex. 
Once SCP-3509 congratulated her, the research team 
asked her to dispose of the corpse of the previous 
resident through the elevator. 

Note: It seems that when the elevator is on the entrance 
of the underground complex SCP-3509 recognizes it as 
part of itself, allowing its resident to carry its orders 
inside it. This should be noted for further reference. - 
Team director Dr. Karam 


Day: / /2004. 

Residents: D-4311(Terminated), Junior Researcher 
Garcia 

Order: Smoke a cigarette. 

Time limit: 1 minute. 

Result: See Addendum 3509-2 


Day: / /2004. 
Residents: Junior Researcher Garcia (Deceased), 
D-4371 


Order: Dance claque. 

Time limit: 1 day, 2 hours and 56 minutes 

Result: Junior Researcher Garcia committed suicide. A 
new Class-D resident was sent to carry out the order as 
well as to retrieve the remains of the Junior Researcher. 


Day: / /2005. 

Residents: D-4401 

Order: Sing out loud the song "YMCA" by the "Village 
People”. 

Time limit: 9 hours 42 minutes. 

Result: D-4401 showed signs of stage fright and told the 
researcher team that he was feeling too self-conscious to 
sing. The researcher team reasoned and encouraged it 
for a period of time until the Class-D suggested that he 
would feel more comfortable singing if the researcher 
team sang along with him through the speakers. After a 
short discussion within the team it was decided that it 
would be easier to humor the Class-D than preparing 
another substitute, and agred to the subject's request. 
The order was subsequently fulfilled without further 
incident. 


Day: / /2006. 

Residents: D-4441 

Order: Do a hundred push-ups and a hundred sit-ups. 
Time limit: 24 hours. 

Result: Due to the extremely poor physical state of 
D-4441, problems arose as it seemed to be unable to 
finish the regimen in time. The researcher team spent 
the day giving the Class-D encouragement and teaching 
it techniques to facilitate the fulfillment of the order. It 
was eventually accomplished by the 22nd hour mark with 
signs of exhaustion on the Class-D. 


Day: / /2006. 

Residents: D-4441 

Order: Pet a koala. 

Time limit: 2 hours. 

Result: One Mobile Task Force team was sent post- 


haste to the closest zoo to retrieve a specimen, 
managing its recovery and transportation within the 
allocated time. After the order was fulfilled, the specimen 
was returned and amnestics were administered to any 
witnesses of the operation. 


Day: / /2008. 

Residents: D-5026 

Order: Do not say "My uncle Steve has a big cow". 
Time limit: 7 days 16 hours and 33 minutes 

Result: This was the first instance SCP-3509 gave an 
order of inaction. Since it was unknown at the time how 
would it deem the inaction as fulfilled, any possible 
precautionary measures were took to ensure the safety 
of the Site. D-5026 was forbidden to open his mouth 
aside from eating and drinking until further notice. The 
researcher team closely monitored D-5026 at all times to 
ensure termination in case of any attempt at speaking. 
As the countdown kept descending without any 
indication of fulfillment of the order, an emergency 
meeting was called to discuss the situation with the Site 
Director other chief staff from the Foundation. During the 
last hour of the time limit an evacuation on all personnel 
in-site was issued, and the use of omega nuclear 
warheads was prepared for the worst-case scenario. At 
the last second, SCP-3509-A gave the announcement of 
order fulfilled and added that its resident could now say 
whatever it wanted. Once the crisis was deemed to be 
averted, the Foundation staff returned to their regular 
activities and the incident was disguised as a security 
drill. Afterwards, D-5026 commented how easy this order 
had been compared to previous ones since he didn't 
have any uncle called Steve. 


Day: / /2009. 

Residents: D-5026. 

Order: Repair the broken lamp. 

Time limit: 6 days 3 hours and 4 minutes. 

Result: D-5026 was given the materials and instructions 
by the team to repair the lightbulb that was accidentally 


shattered during the previous order of "Play racquetball 
by yourself for five minutes". 


Day: / /2009. 

Residents: D-5026 (Deceased). 

Order: Walk three meters on a tight rope 

Time limit: 3 days 5 hours and 15 minutes. 

Result: The researcher team provided the materials for 
the Class-D to make an improvised tight-rope inside the 
facility. Several attempts were made by D-5026 during 
the course of the first two days. At the last attempt, just 
as SCP-3509-A gave the congratulatory message, 
D-5026 slipped and hit its head on a table, causing skull 
fracture and internal hemorrhage. Due the inability of the 
researcher team to provide effective medical aid in time 
caused by the inherent characteristics of SCP-3509, 
D-5026 perished of blood loss. 


Day: / /2011. 

Residents: D-5584. 

Order: Write erotic fanfiction featuring your parents 
Time limit: 7 hours and 28 minutes. 

Result: At the beginning D-5584 strongly refused to 
comply until the research team threatened to terminate it. 
The audiovisual recordings showed the Class-D writing 
something on a piece of paper and immediately tearing it 
apart after SCP-3509-A gave the congratulatory 
announcement. 


Day: / /2013. 

Residents: D-5584. 

Order: Completely immerse yourself in sulfuric acid 
Time limit: 5 days 12 hours and 1 minute. 

Result: The researcher team provided a tank full of 
sulfuric acid through the elevator and a hazmat suit. After 
D-5544 had been reassured that the suit would protect 
him from any major burns he decided to comply. 
Treatment materials for second-degree chemical burns, 
as well as telephonic assistance on how to apply them 
was provided after the testing. 


Day: / /2013. 

Residents: D-5584. 

Order: Ride an elevator 

Time limit: 1 day 2 hours and 3 minutes. 

Result: Discussion of making D-5584 use the entrance 
elevator took place within the researcher team. It was 
ultimately decided against it for ethical reasons and 
instead a small mini-elevator was built and sent inside 
SCP-3509 to fulfill the order. 


Day: / /2015. 

Residents: D-5584. 

Order: Good job, you may now exit SCP-3509 and bring 
in a new test subject. 

Time limit: 9 days. 

Result: Permission was given at D-5584 to use the main 
elevator by the researcher team. This has been the only 
instance of someone being able to leave the 
underground complex without being affected by 
SCP-3509-B. Another Class-D was sent inside 
SCP-3509, which marked the order as fulfilled. Further 
testings showed that, barring this exception, SCP-3509- 
B still occurs every time anyone else tries to exit, and 
continues functioning as if this incident never happened. 
When interrogated about it, D-5584 claimed to have no 
knowledge why only he was allowed to leave. D-5584 
has been administered Class-A amnestics and 
repurposed at another location. 


Addendum 3509-02: 


The following is a compilation of documents recording the 
Containment Breach caused by SCP-3509 on / /2004. 


Document 1: E-mail from the team director to the research team 
sent the day prior to the Containment Breach 


FROM: Team director Dr. Karam 

TO: Dr. Cobb, Dr. Zhurov, Junior Researcher Garcia, 
Research Assistant Tanaka. 

SUBJECT: Experimentation on the behavior of 


SCP-3509. 


A test is scheduled for tomorrow. This test is to measure 
how will SCP-3509 react if multiple living individuals try 
to enter at the same time. The test will begin immediately 
after the current resident fulfills any order issued by 
SCP-3509 after 8:30. When the order is fulfilled, the 
resident will be terminated and four Class-D will be sent 
down with the elevator simultaneously. | expect all of you 
to be prepared and ready to deal with any unexpected 
consequences. 


Dr. Karam 


Document 2: Excerpt of the telephonic interview with Junior 
Researcher Garcia, the resident at the time of SCP-3509, taken an 
hour after the stabilization of the Containment Breach. Recorded by 
Agent 58, leader of the squadron sent to investigate the current 
events, using the telephone situated on the researcher team's 
observation room. 


Agent 58: Who is it? 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Thank God someone picked 
the phone... Thank God... 


Agent 58: This is Agent 58, leader of the squadron, 
who am | talking to? 


Junior Researcher Garcia: I'm Garcia, a junior 
researcher. My ID Number is 


Agent 58: From where are you calling from? 
Junior Researcher Garcia: ...|'m inside SCP-3509. 


Agent 58: According to the information given to me, only 
Class-D are usually sent inside SCP-3509. 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Yeah, that's... Shit!... That's 
usually right. 


Agent 58: And how come a Junior Researcher has 
entered it? 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Well, the incident happened 
and | couldn't think anything else than getting on the 
elevator. 


Agent 58: Wait. Are you telling me that you were present 
during the incident? 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Yes, fuck!, | was there. | 
am... was assigned to the researcher team for 
SCP-3509. 


Agent 58: Hold on a minute. 


[Background noises of Agent 58 speaking through a 
walkie-talkie. ] 


Agent 58: Sir, | would like to ask for your cooperation to 
relate your account of the events that happened today 
from 09:37 hours to 12:56 hours. 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Well, we had this test 
programmed in which we were supposed to send 
multiple Class-D inside SCP-3509. During the test we 
observed that all of them but one became affected by 
particularly gruesome manifestations of SCP-3509-B. 
The, Shhh fuck it hurts! the cameras showed that the 
surviving Class-D ran away from the elevator once it 
opened its doors and sat on a corner of the control room, 
cradling his head and moved back and forth. Please, 
may | ask for some first aid supplies and painkillers? I'm 
hurt and | could really use them. 


Agent 58: Let me consult my superiors. 
[Background noises of Agent 58 speaking through a 
walkie-talkie. ] 


Agent 58: Okay, I've been granted permission to provide 
the required items, they will be sent by the elevator at the 


entrance. 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Thank you. Thank you very 
much. Hold on still while | crawl to get them. 


Agent 58: Crawl? 


[No response. Thirty minutes of silence occasionally 
interrupted by walkie-talkie conversation sounds coming 
from Agent 58] 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Okay, I'm back. | owe you a 
big one. Although | feel kind of dizzy now. 


Agent 58: Please continue your report. You may rest 
afterwards. 


Junior Researcher Garcia: Fine. Upon seeing the 
results of the test the team director assembled the rest of 
the group and we discussed whether if we should 
terminate the Class-D immediately or if we should wait 
and see if he would regain enough self-control to obey 
the next order. We decided on the latter to avoid wasting 
even more Class-D today. Then the voice spoke and... 
that happened. 


Agent 58: What happened? 


Junior Researcher Garcia: "Smoke a cigarette" the 
voice said, and gave a time limit of one minute. One. 
Freaking. Minute. The least that SCP-3509 had ever 
gave before were fifteen minutes! And the order that time 
was for the resident to scratch its nose, for crying out 
loud!" 


Agent 58: Calm down. How did the team react?" 


Junior Researcher Garcia: It was chaos. We had been 
instructed to not let the timer run out after all. Not until 
further testing could be carried out at least. Dr. Karam 
started yelling at the Class-D to react through the 
facility's speakers, but he would just not do anything but 


keep crying. Dr. Cobb, started yelling orders about 
terminating the Class-D and sending another one with 
some smokes and a lighter. Aki [Research Assistant 
Tanaka] also threw some of her own cigarettes inside of 
the elevator. Me, on the other hand, just stood there like 
an idiot... Fuck. 


Agent 58: Did the countdown reach zero? 
Junior Researcher Garcia: Yes. 


Agent 58: Please explain what happened at that 
moment.