Carling: There’s definitely a wall encircling the 
city. (smirks) A big, beautiful wall. Yuge! 
Seriously, it's a gorgeous stone wall, probably 
a hundred feet high at least. | think there’s a 
harbour too; great silver ships with moon white 
sails. Give me another handful of stones. | 
have to get a closer look. 


<skip to 21:33> 
Carling: Do you see these birds? 


Gromwell: No, | don’t see any birds. Describe 
them. 


Carling: They’re seagulls, except they're all 
white. Like pristinely white, with black eyes 
and legs and silver beaks. 


Gromwell: Fairy gulls or not, | bet they love 
french fries. 


Carling: Their voices are strange too. Their 
cry isn’t harsh like a seagull’s. It’s...triumphant. 
That’s the only way | can describe it. 


Gromwell: What are they doing? 


Carling: They’re just flying around; normal bird 
stuff. | don’t think they’ve noticed us. 


Gromwell: Let me know if that changes, and 
give me a heads up if one tries to shit on me. 


Carling: Will do. 

<skip to 21:49> 

Carling: Okay, now | hear music. 
Gromwell: Music? 


Carling: From the city. It’s faint, but it’s 
beautiful. Etheral, heavenly; fairy music. String 
and wind instruments mostly, | think. We’re so 
close. | think | can make out a gate in the city 
walls. Almost there. 


<skip to 22:02> 


Carling: Can you still not see it? We're right in 
front of it. 


Gromwell: | can’t, but the Kant counter is 
getting a reading of 0.77, so there's definitely 
something freaky here. Tell me what you see. 


Carling: It’s so beautiful. Everything’s made 
from glistening white marble, bounded with 
mithril and encrusted with diamonds that 
sparkle like stars. There are silver banners 
blowing in the wind. The spires are too tall and 
slender to be made from stone, they have to 
be magic. The music is so joyous, and | can 
hear laughter now too. There’s a celebration, 
or maybe this is just what every day is like 
here. To either side of the gates is a colossal 
statue, taller than the Statue of Liberty, and... 


They just sounded trumpets! 
Gromwell: Does it sound like an alarm? 


Carling: No, a greeting! They're opening the 
gates! 


Gromwell: Is anyone coming out? 


Carling: There’s a girl! A fairy girl standing in 
front of the gates! She’s beautiful. I...1 know 
her. 


Gromwell: You recognize her? 
Carling: | do. | remember! 


(At this point Ellette Carling runs straight 
forward into open water. Instances of 
SCP-3903-B form beneath each foot as it 
strikes the surface, supporting her. 
Subsequent testing has confirmed that other 
instances of SCP-3903-A have this ability as 
well when they perceive themselves to be in 
the immediate presence of SCP-3903. Agent 
Gromwell pursues her for approximately 12 
seconds, at which point Carling vanishes and 
her GPS bracelet ceases to transmit. This is 
accompanied by a flash of green light and 
drastic but brief plunge in Hume levels. Agent 
Gromwell radios in the event and requests 
assistance. He shouts for Carling for several 
minutes and performs a rudimentary 
investigation of the immediate area. All 
background readings have returned to normal, 
however a silver coin is located upon the last 
instance of SCP-3903-B) 


<End Log> 


To date, all tests involving instances of SCP-3903-A traveling the full 
length of the path to SCP-3903 has resulted in their loss. No 
instances have ever returned, and all attempts to prevent them from 
fleeing to the city inevitably fail. 


Addendum: The coin Agent Gromwell recovered was discovered to 
be composed of Yttrium silver and was thaumically conductive. The 
obverse bore the image of a fairy queen, whereas the reverse bore 

a seven pointed star encircled by the following Anglo-Saxon Runes: 


“RP + RABE ¢ TAlT# * 1P11 * PA 1B RIITE © BR 
TIBHIR1 > NIRT#I > BIT: 


This is believed to be the Gaelic sentence “Go raibh maith agat le 
haghaidh ag tabhairt uirthi baile”. This has been translated as 
“Thank you for bringing her home”. Agent Gromwell has received 
similar coins for each instance of SCP-3903-A he has escorted to 
SCP-3903. They are currently kept in a low security safety locker at 
Site 


Footnotes 

1. ‘Gaslighting’ amnestics. These cause memories of anomalous 
phenomena to undergo derealisation in the minds of their subjects, 
who typically believe them to be dreams, fantasies or hallucinations. 
2. SCP-3903 does not occur with inland bodies of water. 

3. Defined as the sun being a minimum of 18 degrees below the 
local horizon. 

4. Commonly referred to as Fata Morgana or The Fairy City in online 
forums. 


SCP-3904: Two Cats in a Skin Suit 


Item #: SCP-3904 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-3904 instances are 
currently kept in cold storage in Site-66. Should testing be required, 
live instances of Felis catus (Domestic housecat) can be requested 
from the Site-66 breeding pen. 


Description: SCP-3904 are male human cadavers with drastic 
alterations to their internal structure. The tissue comprising 
SCP-3904 instances is structurally similar to non-anomalous human 
flesh, but is highly resistant to decay and constantly emits an odour 
described by personnel as a combination of formaldehyde and 
catnip. SCP-3904 instances are capable of cellular regeneration 
despite their lack of nutritional intake; wounds inflicted on SCP-3904 
instances will heal over time, but at a rate slower than that of a non- 
anomalous human body. 


Each instance of SCP-3904 can be distinguished from non- 
anomalous cadavers by the prominent hollows in its thoracic and 
abdominal cavities caused by the extensive removal of vital organs. 
Each compartment is covered by a flap of skin and muscle tissue 
with smooth, cauterised wound edges. In the thoracic cavities of 
SCP-3904 instances, the lungs, heart, and the lower ribs will have 
been removed, leaving the diaphragm intact; in the abdominal 
cavities, all organs have been removed. All tissue damage incurred 
via removal of the organs has been smoothly scarred over in all 
instances of SCP-3904. 


Each hollowed cavity in SCP-3904 is large enough to comfortably 
accommodate one adult domestic housecat. When filled with two 
cats in this manner, SCP-3904 spontaneously animates. Animated 
instances are sentient, but do not appear to be sapient. Instances 
are capable of bipedal locomotion, albeit with a distinctive stilted or 


"reverse-jointed" gait, and are incapable of speech, likely due to 
their lack of lungs. 


When solitary, animated instances of SCP-3904 are observed to 
wander around aimlessly until vacated by their interior cats. 
However, when two or more instances are animated in the same 
vicinity, they will begin to engage in a form of rudimentary wrestling, 
wherein the aim appears to be the dislodging of each other's interior 
cats. It is unknown whether this is due to anomalous compulsion on 
the part of SCP-3904 instances, or simply the result of natural feline 
behaviour. 


Notably, under controlled conditions, 70% of cats appear to prefer 
resting inside the interior of SCP-3904 instances over resting in 
other similar warm, dark, and confined spaces. The significance of 
this is also unknown. 


SCP-3905: Soda Can Island 


Item #: SCP-3905 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: A storage shed has been 
constructed around SCP-3905’s location, and Foundation agents 
employed by the city of Sacramento are responsible for preventing 
unauthorized access to it. Due to SCP-3905-A’s remote location, a 
small research vessel outfitted with several months of food rations is 
to be the only resource supplied for study of SCP-3905-A. 


Description: SCP-3905 is a public garbage can located in 
Sacramento, California that displays anomalous properties 
whenever a standard 355ml! aluminum soda can is deposited into it. 
In all other instances where trash is deposited, SCP-3905 behaves 
identically to a non-anomalous trash can. 


Soda cans deposited into SCP-3905 will leave local space-time and 
be transported via unknown means to SCP-3905-A. SCP-3905-A is 
an uninhabited and inaccessible tropical island located in the 
territorial waters of the Philippines. Attempts to reach SCP-3905-A 
by non-anomalous means have failed due to an invisible barrier that 
manifests five meters off of its coastline. This barrier prevents all 
forms of solid matter from passing onto or off of the island, including 
instances of SCP-3905-B. 


Both SCP-3905-A and the soda cans present on it (hereafter 
SCP-3905-B) display anomalous properties. The following has been 
observed from SCP-3905-A via monitoring from the nearby research 
vessel: 


* SCP-3905-B instances display signs of sapience, appearing to 
wordlessly communicate with one another and move about 
SCP-3905-A by sliding or jumping along its surface while 
being constantly engaged in a state of celebration or revelry. 


SCP-3905-B instances can perform many actions that would 
normally require arms, legs, or a greater height, such as 
limboing. SCP-3905-B instances often accomplish this by 
bending their aluminum frame, only to return to their original 
condition when the task is complete. 

A laptop, DJ turntable, and speaker system have been 
observed to function without power near the center of 
SCP-3905-A, continuously playing party-themed music 
(examples include "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" by The Merrymen, 
and "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas). A banner 
with the words “SUGAR SELEBRATION [sic]” is attached to 
the top of the speaker system. 

On the western end of SCP-3905-A, a plastic tube protruding 
from the ground and labeled “THE SWEET STUFF” 
continuously produces a substance believed by SCP-3905-A 
researchers to be alcohol. SCP-3905-B instances have been 
observed to line up behind the tube while taking turns 
“drinking” its contents by filling themselves with it. SCP-3905- 
B instances apparently violate the laws of space-time while 
consuming the alcohol, as they have been observed to 
repeatedly consume far more than would be able to fit into a 
355ml can without spilling any contents out. 

On the eastern end of SCP-3905-A, another plastic tube 
labeled “THE ASPARTAME CHALLENGE” can also be seen 
protruding from the ground. This area is frequented less often 
than the western one, and SCP-3905-B instances who 
consume the contents of the tube almost immediately expel it 
from themselves while showing apparent signs of displeasure. 
SCP-3905-A has been observed to have a rough social 
structure based on the soda brands represented by 
SCP-3905-B. Well-known non-diet sodas (Pepsi, Coke, RC 
Cola) apparently issue orders and occasionally physically 
harm less popular or generic brands such as refreshe, usually 
by breaking off their soda tabs or involuntarily pouring the 
contents of the eastern plastic tube into them. 

A small pit approximately four meters deep and labeled “DIET 
DOUCHEBAGS’ is located a short distance away from the 
speaker system. The pit contains cans of diet soda or sugar- 
free brands such as Zevia. These soda cans are inert and do 
not display the same anomalous properties that SCP-3905-B 


instances do. To date, no diet or sugar-free cans have 
become instances of SCP-3905-B. 


Footnotes 
1. Commonly referred to and measured as a 12 ounce can in the 
United States. 


SCP-3906: Blasphemous Balut Parade 


Item #: SCP-3906 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Local personnel must hold an 
annual celebration at Site-121 on the third Sunday in January. 
Execution of the event may vary superficially each year as long as 
the following features are included: 


* A parade with production value comparable to that of the 
concurrent Sinulog! festival in Cebu City. Anatine imagery 
should be incorporated into floats, props, and costumes. The 
parade should be led by a young, ornately dressed female 
carrying a modified Santo Nino figure. 


* Burnt offerings of sampaguita, kalatsutsi, and pagusi.2 


¢ An hourly ceremony in which bibingka, pandesal, and leche 
puto® are fed to live ducklings. 


In the event that SCP-3906 enters an active state, mass amnestics 
must be immediately dispersed through the affected population. 
Cover stories to explain the disappearance of deceased individuals 
are available in DOC-3906-CS. To minimize loss of life during a 
potential breach, Foundation agents embedded in Filipino media 
outlets should intermittently propagandize the consumption of balut. 


Description: SCP-3906 is an anomalous phenomenon localized in 
and around the Central Visayas region of the Philippines. It typically 
remains dormant, but will enter an active state if containment 
procedures are carried out inadequately. 


In the event that SCP-3906 becomes active, approximately 2.5% of 
individuals who attended or observed a Sinulog-Santo Nino Festival 
will have a variable amount of their body mass converted into rock 


The man helped the subject out of its soaked clothing; although he 
did not have an extra set of garments, he led the subject to an 
underground hot spring his cave was connected to. When the man 
was sure that the subject was regaining its strength, he removed his 
furs and entered the spring as well. 


Subject was extremely surprised to discover that the man was a 
second SCP-507. Subject noticed no obvious physical differences 
between itself and the double, although the alternate-507 had a 
pattern of "tribal scarring" across his torso, as well as at the bases of 
some of his limbs. Subject and the double remained in the cave and 
conversed with each other until the subject’s shift ended. 


¢ Request: Subject drew a replica of the alternate-507's scars 
from memory, and asked for any information on possible 
cultural or symbolic meaning behind the patterns. None was 
found, but Foundation researchers noted that the lines were 
congruent with incision marks which would be made during a 
standard [REDACTED]. 


$43-51U-P09 
Retrieval: Via tracking device. Subject recovered in a cornfield in 

; , with unidentified brown liquid splattered on its cheek. A 
human heart with the words "I NEED YOU" written with the same 
liquid was discovered in subject's hand. Subject claimed that said 
object was not in its possession during the shift and does not know 
how it came into its possession. Researchers are attempting to 
identify the liquid. 


Subject arrived in pitch black darkness, with the sound of crying 
nearby. Upon activating its flashlight, subject discovered the 
"Smiling Man" from previous shifts leaning towards him. Brown liquid 
leaked from around its sunglasses. Smiling Man pushed its face 
closer to subject's and uttered the phrase, "Why did you do this?" 
Smiling Man then wiped off a portion of the brown liquid from its 
eyes with its hand and began caressing subject's cheek with it. 


Subject forcefully pushed Smiling Man away. Subject observed that 
the Smiling Man's business suit contained several holes, with brown 
liquid trailing down from them. Subject drew its firearm and pulled 
the trigger; however, for unknown reasons, the pistol did not fire. 


salt, vinegar, siling labuyo,4 and embryonic ducks. The converted 
materials have no further anomalous properties and are safe for 
human consumption unless otherwise contaminated by bodily fluids. 


The area of the body affected by SCP-3906 is presumed to be 
random. SCP-3906 is often fatal even in cases where very little 
mass is converted, as the brain and other vital organs are at risk of 
being affected. The amount of converted mass varies with each 
individual, though it appears to be inversely proportional to the 
amount of balut® the individual has consumed over the course of 
their lifetime.