damnation, god is a godless abstraction, it 
seems we are trapped, maybe the whole world 
is affected by god's absence the most, god is a 
mind freed of matter, he is in every one of us, 
god is the warrantor of the method, in the 
beginning there were two gods, or three, one 
good, one evil, one [REDACTED], human is 
god, god is god, god is man, god does not 
exist, said the evil god, god knows who Is god, 
does god know if god is not just an explosion 
of a mind, god exists, said the good god, god 
is energy, god is nature, god is reason, god is 
love, god is all, said [REDACTED], god is 
nothing, god is no thing, god is good for 
nothing, god is an ontological field, god is a 
failed student of theology, god is the best in 
us, it seems there is a high probability of god 
existing, god makes me not see god, god is 
jealously loving, you cannot find god in reason, 
god is the deepest layer of my spirit, god talks 
to me through my conscience, god is 
internalized morality, god was made when the 
imperfect consciousness was made, god is an 
unconscious part of mind, god was created 
upon Adam biting into the apple, god's prophet 
was the snake, could our consciousness have 
been created in any other way than by god, it 
is an unexplainable wonder, god is the snake, 
god gives motion to a lifeless order, god both 
outrages and frightens, said [REDACTED], 
god does not exist, said the good god, god is 
just a dream, god talks through dreams, god is 
as real as a dream, god is reality, some people 
are frightened of sleeping, as a dream can 
also _ , whether god is a creation of a god or 
man, we are unable to control it, you just need 
to believe there is no god and it will not be, 
god can be, stigmata are as common in 
medieval times as a GDP rise in our society, to 
think god is only good requires sufficient 


mental retardation, no matter god’s nature, he 
does not deserve any of us to die for him, 
maybe god cannot do anything at all, but what 
if god died for man, philosopher's god is the 
same as no god, if god is not so unreachable, 
why is he such a bitch, god is reality, god is all, 
god is nothing, god is notuthig|sic], god a 
dream, god is ; , [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. O god how you are so 
immense, maybe no speck of truth had ever 
been spoken about you. 


Footnotes 

1. No such publisher was found. 

2. The meanings of the degrees are only partially known. "StbB." 
stands for "Soon to be Bachelor", described as a student who 
already turned in his thesis, but not yet been given the Bachelor title, 
"BasSc." for "Basileus scientificus", "WtaN." for "Without title after 
name", as per the authors's descriptions in SCP-2233-1’s preface 
"On the role of polylogue in the logos of a polis: A preface". 

3. Chapter 1 of SCP-2233-1, concerning the basic methodology of 
the "Polylogue" method. 

4. Referring to the works of associated Pol "Emil FrantiSek" 


« SCP-2232 | SCP-2233 | SCP-2234 » 


drop in power when the "little girl" "almost died", and 
more conductive material may serve to permanently 
suppress the risk of the artifact. 


However, as per your new policy with advanced 
timetable on the destruction of destructible SCP items, | 
have scheduled the item for a tentative destruction on 15 
January 2008. 

Your vigilant officer; 

Edward Berstrom. 


You have not accessed this terminal in three minutes. Do 
you require assistance? 


>N 

Does the black moon howl? 

>No. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 
Password confirmed. 

>date 

Mon Jan 14 2008 

>Query countdown 


Countdown to termination for SysAdmin 76-4498: 
23:16:26 


>Query location BaseCommand 76-1389 Override 
SysAdmin 76-4498 


BaseCommand 76-1389 is currently in his office. 


>Activate security alarm 136c Override SysAdmin 
76-4498 
Security alarm activated. Security dispatched. 


SCP-2234: Great Deals on Pineal Removal 


Item #: SCP-2234 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All Foundation computer 
equipment is to be kept up-to-date with the most recent security 
patches. MTF-Rho-9 is to monitor all Foundation networks for 
SCP-2234 and manage distribution of technical information 
regarding SCP-2234 to ISPs and network security companies to 
allow them to detect and thwart the spread of SCP-2234. In 
particular, any findings regarding SCP-2234 should be reported to 
antivirus software companies so they can add measures to prevent 
it to their software. 


Refer to individual instance documentation for specific containment 
procedures regarding each instance. 


Description: SCP-2234 is a class of anomalous computer viruses 
that are able to take advantage of a class of injection attacks in 
which an instance of SCP-2234 will modify its own contents while in 
storage, bypassing normal sanitization routines. 


SCP-2234 first came to the Foundation's attention on 2015-07-01, 
when a computer connected to the Foundation network became 
compromised by SCP-2234-001 and started flooding the network 
with packets containing SCP-2234-001, infecting several dozen 
other machines. Since then over 800 distinct instances of SCP-2234 
have been discovered. 


Status Effect 
SCP-2234-250 Neutralized Causes certain 
advertisements to be 
returned with html 
database responses 
from compromised 


equipment. Patched in 
RedDB 4.3.37. 
SCP-2234-567 Uncontained Causes certain 
animated 
advertisements to 
appear on print jobs 
sent to networked 
printers. See 
document 
SCP-2234-567 for 
details. 
SCP-2234-642 Neutralized Causes certain 
cognitohazardous 
symbols to be added 
to network print jobs. 
Fixed by reflashing 
printer firmware. 
Largely rendered 
ineffective due to 
interaction with 
SCP-2234-567. 
SCP-2234-658 Neutralized Causes networked 
printers to 
spontaneously print 
certain anomalous 
coupons. 
SCP-2234-727 Uncontained Causes an affected 
user's social media 
contacts to send them 
targeted 
advertisements based 
on confidential 
personnel history. See 
document 
SCP-2234-727 for 
details. 


Addendum: Selected Instance Documentation 


Item #: SCP-2234-567 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Any document bearing an 
instance of SCP-2234-567-A must be incinerated. Documents 
should not be handled more than necessary — in particular, care 
must be taken to ensure that any pointing devices (including but not 
limited to writing devices, styli, or a subject's fingertips) do not make 
physical contact with SCP-2234-567-A. Any documents printed from 
printers potentially affected by SCP-2234-567 must be checked to 
verify the absence of SCP-2234-A; pages containing SCP-2234-A 
must be reprinted. 


Description: SCP-2234-567 is an anomalous computer virus that 
can be used to attach animated graphical advertisements 
(designated SCP-2234-567-A) to network print jobs, often in a way 
that obscures or obstructs the original document. When a subject 
makes tactile contact or otherwise touches an instance of 
SCP-2234-567-A with any type of pointing device, they frequently 
report experiencing vivid hallucinations and may contract serious 
memetic infection or receive bodily harm. 


Item #: SCP-2234-727 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All affected devices are to be 
securely destroyed after analysis per standard procedure. 
Individuals involved should be questioned if practical but otherwise 
no action regarding them needs to be taken. 


Description: SCP-2234-727 is an anomalous computer virus that 
causes an infected user's social media contacts to spontaneously 
send the infected user targeted advertisements. These include 
unusual references to particular brand names, recommendations 
that a user purchase a specific product or service, or links to product 
websites (often disguised using link-shorteners). 


These advertisements are frequently targeted based on confidential 


information that the sender would not have any way of knowing; a 
notable past occurrence included a Foundation researcher 
researching SCP-993 being targeted with advertisements for a 
Laugh Is Fun seasons 1-7 boxed set from an individual outside the 
Foundation with no knowledge of either of SCP-993, SCP-2030, or 
the researcher's assignment. Other incidents of similar spam have 
included Portuguese timeshare listings sent to researchers with 
history working with SCP-002, and researchers working on 
SCP-2234 receiving expired discount codes for Norton Anti-Virus 
1999. These incidents tend to occur via private messages on social 
media websites. 


SCP-2234-727 was originally believed to manipulate the user's 
client applications in order to display these advertisements, but 
further investigation has shown that it actually affects the infected 
users’ social media contacts. The affected contacts consciously 
send the links to the affected users. Upon inquiry, contacts profess 
no knowledge of the mentioned products prior to the moments 
before sending the message, but insist that in the moment they felt 
that the user would have genuine interest in the advertised content. 


« SCP-2233 | SCP-2234 | SCP-2235 » 


URA-9611: The Ozymandias Effect 


URA-9611, Collected Documentation 
12/06/1997 


Summary: A collation of all collected documentation on 
Unregistered Anomaly #9611, gathered to record information about 
said anomaly without triggering its effects, in order to better facilitate 
containment. 


Section 1: 


URA-9611 is currently self-containing due to its inherent anomalous 
properties. In the event that additional anomalous properties 
manifest, the duty of containment is to be passed on to the 
Foundation's Counterconceptual Division. Research is currently 
headed by O5- (the only individual currently possessing Level 
5/2235 clearance), due to possible applications in abstract weaponry 
and infohazard containment/elimination. 


To prevent the degradation of this document, a copy will be 
automatically forwarded to a researcher with level 4/2235 clearance 
every three months. They are then to proceed to memorise the 
document's contents, delete the original file, and re-write it 
according to their understanding of the anomaly. An 
amnesiomemetic agent embedded in the text will then be triggered, 
removing any memory of the event. As means of compensation, a 
small sum will be delivered to their private Foundation account by an 
automated server on completion of these procedures. 


In the event that documentation for Unregistered Anomalies 
becomes standardised or formalised in such a way that it becomes 
easily accessible for all personnel, the second least ubiquitous 
format will be chosen instead, at the relevant researcher's 
discretion. 


Section 2: 


URA-9611, formerly SCP-2235, is a potent material infohazard! 
affecting data about numerous historical figures. Any non-organic 
medium storing information about these individuals (termed Class 
01 subjects for consistency) or URA-96112 will undergo a process of 
autonomous alteration and/or accelerated decay. The rate at which 
this occurs is apparently proportional to three major factors: 


1. The availability of the information to a casual observer. 
Documents or objects placed in public or otherwise well- 
travelled areas are most affected, but a form of media simply 
being accessible to a large number of people is enough to 
exacerbate the effects. It is for this reason that only a small 
number of staff members will be assigned Level 4/2235 
clearance at any one time, chosen by a random number 
generator and a pool of acceptable candidates. 

2. The clarity and accuracy of the information, and the quantity of 
subjects with prior knowledge of the method of conveyance. In 
controlled tests, languages with fewer than 1000 native 
speakers worldwide showed little to no degradation over a 
period of ten hours, as did obscure narrative formats such as 
Alcaic stanza poetry. As such methods are unsuitable for main 
documentation of uncontained infohazardous anomalies, the 
largely unused URA format was chosen for record-keeping — 
See Section 7 for more details. 

3. The predicted durability/lifespan of the medium. The method 
by which this is determined is unknown, but materials such as 
stone and nonreactive metals show a rate of decay far 
exceeding that of say, paper and canvas. As a corollary to this 
property, it is believed that the intention of successfully 
destroying the information in the near future is sufficient to halt 
(or at least lessen) the effect — hence, of course, the protocol 
detailed under Section 1. 


Organic storage methods (i.e. brain tissue) do not decay in the same 
manner, but do experience selective retrograde amnesia, losing all 
direct memories of both URA-9611 and Class 01 subjects over the 
course of approximately two months (varying from person to 


person). The anomaly is currently believed to affect upwards of two 
dozen Class 01 subjects, but the possibility remains that many more 
have at some point been eliminated from history entirely. 


Additional materials: 


The following is an abridged record of known Class 01 subjects. Due 
to the nature of URA-9611, a certain loss of clarity is to be expected. 


Name/ Chronologicz Collected Evidence of 
designation presence information existence 
Subject 01/05,| 4th dynasty Little to none. | Mentioned in 
"Thamphthis" | Egypt, ~2500 | Known to have passing in 


BC been a Pharaoh, certain 
and likely the | fragmented 
child of tablets and 
Shepseskaf and carvings. 
Khentkaus I. Multiple possible 
Seemingly the; statues (see 
catalyst for attached image), 


several bloody| have been 
wars, the detai/s uncovered, with 
of which are no conclusive 
unknown. links other than 
Considered by} vague facial 
modern sources similarities and 


to be either partially eroded 
fictitious, ora | hieroglyphics. 
usurper Excavation of 
expunged from the supposed 
historical site of their tomb 
records. has yielded no 
conclusive 
results. 
Subject 01/07,| Unknown, Either adivine| A single altar 
"avTiyoa', presumably figure of uncovered ata 
"Antigra" extant in unknown historical dig 


classical Greece purpose, ora | site, and several 
minor ruler pieces of mosaic 


deified during | —atemple ruin 


their reign. outside modern- 

Possible link to day Athens is 

the Greek also notable, 

"avTiypayw", "to due toa 

copy". complete lack of 
any text and the 
erosion of all 
humanoid 


figures. A figure 
matching 01/07's 
description is 
briefly alluded to 
in the works of a 
single Greek(?) 
philosopher, 
alongside a 
complex and 
‘empowering’ 
ritual. 


Subject 01/19,; Most likely born Presumed male, Commemorated 


Unknown name between 1180 


and known to be in a number of 


and [?] AD. Died French by birth. seals and 
(or similar) some Suspected to | artworks, which 


years later. 


have ruled some either decayed 
portion of Britain or altered to 

in the thirteenth display Louis VIII 
century, rather) some months 
than Louis VIII ofafter discovery. 
France (as is | Two written 
commonly accounts of the 
attested) — ruler of Britain 
reportedly a during this time 
harsh ruler, all| found not to 
acts and laws | match Louis' 
passed by 01/19 established 
during their characteristics, 
‘reign’ were speaking of a 
spontaneously| fondness for 
repealed inthe) gambling anda 


Subject 01/??, 
"Alton", no 
known surname. 


Subject 01/5% |. 


Notice: 


Last known 
presence ~1490 


[Null field error] Unclear 


to present. [/// 


‘lust for 
[unknown, 
original 
corrupted. 
Presumably 
‘glory’, 
‘remembrance’, 
or some similar 
term)’. 
Unknown, 
original records 
outside of this 
document lost. 


decades 
following their 
death.