Addendum 2: Herman Makhkin interview log: Around the time of 
initial testing of SCP-3819, Herman Makhkin was interviewed to 
determine the source of SCP-3819. The following is a transcript of 
the interview that took place. 


Interviewed: Herman Makhkin 


Interviewer: Agent Stroheim 


Foreword: Interview took place 5 days following the 
initial discovery of SCP-3819 when agents raided 
Makhkin's house after discovering that he was the 
source of the anomaly. 


Begin Log 


Stroheim: Good afternoon Mr. Makhkin, would you like a 
glass of water? 


Makhkin: No, | am fine. Let's get this over with. 


Stroheim: | see. So, when did you get your hands on 
that license plate you used on Weisel's car? 


Makhkin: | went to a Marxist conference back in late 
October to discuss what communist and Anarchist will do 
during the presidency of that capitalist swine Donald 
Trump- 


Stroheim: Sorry to interject, but Donald Trump was not 
president yet, how did you know he became president? 


Makhkin: We knew he was gonna win, he was choice of 
the Bourgeois. 


Stroheim: writing on clipboard | see, please continue. 


Makhkin: Near the end of the conference we were 
discussing what we would do if the capitalists started to 
use one of their groups like the Global Occult Coalition to 
start establishing full control. 


Stroheim: Excuse me, but how do you know about the 
Global Occult Coalition? 


Makhkin: An ally of ours happens to have some friends 
on the inside. 


Stroheim is seen writing on clipboard again 


| see, | see, continue. 


Makhkin: So the host of the conference pulled out a bag 
and started handing out items. At first, it was just guns 
and some copies of the Anarchist Cookbook, but he told 
me and some American to come to him. They said that 
they knew me and the American quite well and that they 
had a special plan for me. He gave me that license plate 
and the American a lunchbox along with a little handbook 
and told me to keep it safe and use it on any Neo-Fascist 
or Capitalist swine you plan to take out. 


Stroheim: Stroheim writes on clipboard 
“Ok. So what lead you to using the license plate on 
Weidel?" 


Makhkin: Fascism is coming back. You may think we 
killed it off in the 40s, but it is. We've seen it in America 
and now it's coming back to Europe. Weidel is the 
embodiment of that. Weidel was going to bring it back. 
So when | realized that she was coming by where | lived, 
| knew this was my chance to give her what was coming 
to her. 


Stroheim: And that was by putting that license plate on 
her car? 


Makhkin: Exactly! 


Stroheim: But why would you use that on her as 
compared to just shooting her? 


Makhkin: If she just got shot, somebody would suspect 
an assassination. But if she was arrested by the police or 
if she got in to a car crash, nobody would expect it. 


Stroheim: Agent Stroheim rubs his chin before writing 
down on his clipboard Alright, one last question, who or 
what is that "they" you were referring to earlier? 


Makhkin: Why would | tell you? 


Stroheim: Because | asked you to. 
Makhkin: And | refuse. This Interview is over. Goodbye. 


Makhkin stands up and quickly walks out of the room 
before being apprehended by two nearby agents and 
tranquilized. 


End Log 


Closing Statement: To prevent the possibility of 
Herman Makhkin causing an informational breach, 
Makhkin was transferred to Site-177 where further 
questioning is currently taking place. 


Footnotes 

1. Fighter Jets with wheels on the landing gear and Conestoga 
Wagons are notable examples. 

2. However, the tires on instances of SCP-3819-B are able to be 
destroyed. 

3. A police pursuit tactic in which the pursuing car forces the fleeing 
car to abruptly and violently turn sideways causing the driver to lose 
control of their vehicle. 

4. A former testing ground for SCP- before it was neutralized in a 
breach of SCP- 

5. Original interview in German. English translation by Researcher 
Joseph Hubermann. 


SCP-3820: Sitting and Caring for Pets 


Item #: SCP-3820 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: Any alleged or confirmed 
spontaneous manifestation events! involving living, anomalous 
Canis lupus familiaris or Felis catus specimens are to be reported to 
SCP-3820 research personnel as potential SCP-3820-A 
manifestations. Specimens involved in such an event are to be 
designated SCP-3820-A and contained as standard anomalous 
animals. 


If an SCP-3820-A instance undergoes a spontaneous 
disappearance event while in containment, SCP-3820 researchers 
are to be notified immediately. The disappearance is not to be 
treated as a standard containment breach. 


Description: SCP-3820 is the collective designation for a 
phenomenon in which living, anomalous members of Canis /upus 
familiaris or Felis catus, referred to as SCP-3820-A, spontaneously 
appear and disappear on Earth. SCP-3820-A instances can 
manifest suddenly at any populated location around the world, with 
seemingly no pattern to where they appear. 


Video recordings of confirmed SCP-3820-A manifestations show the 
sudden appearance of a bright, blue-colored flash which lasts for 
about one second before subsiding, with at least one SCP-3820-A 
instance manifesting at the center of the flash. 


The known SCP-3820-A population consists of a wide variety of 
breeds, including currently unknown pedigrees or genetically 
engineered hybrids. Each SCP-3820-A instance has completely 
unique anomalous features of varying hazard levels and 
containment difficulty2. 


Regardless of any anomalous features or unknown genetics, most 
SCP-3820-A instances biologically and visually resemble their non- 
anomalous counterparts. Most also behave in a docile or friendly 
manner towards human subjects, suggesting that they have been 
domesticated. 


While in containment, all SCP-3820-A instances will eventually 
undergo a spontaneous disappearance event. Security footage has 
shown the appearance of a bright, blue flash, similar to footage of 
the manifestation events, which lasts for approximately one second 
before subsiding and revealing the disappearance of the subject. 


Researchers have yet to determine the mechanism of both 
spontaneous appearance and disappearance events, or discover 
the source of the SCP-3820-A instances as well as their ultimate 
destination. Minute traces of Lawrence particles? were detected 
during the disappearance events, suggesting that the SCP-3820-A 
instances were of potential extra-dimensional origin. 


Since the first confirmed specimen was contained three years ago, 
there have been 3504 contained SCP-3820-A instances as of 
31/07/2017, with only 101 currently in containment. An SCP-3820-A 
instance can spend anywhere from three days up to one year in 
Foundation containment, with the average period being about one 
month. 


Of the 3504 confirmed instances, 1750 have returned to Earth and 
back into Foundation containment at least once. 


> Incident Log-3820-1 


Incident Log-3820-1: On 08/08/2017, Site-19 
administration staff Harvey Black received a phone call 
from an unknown Person of Interest+, concerning 
SCP-3820-A-35009. 


The following is a transcript of the conversation between 
the unknown caller and Black: 


Black: Department of Administration, this is 
Harvey Black ID number speaking. Please 


state your - 


Caller: Hello, my name is Calxochitli, and is 
this Site-19? 


Black: Can you tell me your ID number 
please? 


Caller: ID? Oh no, I'm not an employee. I'm 
just a concerned citizen, calling to let you know 
that your little scam is finished. 


Black: ...Scam? How did you get this number, 
ma'am? 


Caller: That's not important at the moment. 
What's important is that it's all over now, so | 
just need you to come clean with me, okay? It 
will make things a lot easier. 


Black activates a silent emergency alert, 
designating the call to be a potential Level-3 
security breach. 


Black: Ma'am, | don't believe you're 
authorized to call this number, so you better 
tell me how - 


Caller: Do you mind not changing the topic 
here, please? | want to get this conversation 
over with as soon as possible. 


Black receives a directive from Site-19 
Security, with orders to continue the 
conversation with the unknown caller and 
attempt to acquire as much information as 
possible. 


Black: | see, if you really don't want to talk 
about anything else, then do you mind 
explaining how exactly we 'scammed' you? 


Caller: Are you serious right now - (Sigh) Fine, 
let me jog your memory a bit. Let's see, you 
promised that my little pupper Xolotl was going 
to get a luxury five-star pen, organic blood 
sacrifices, unlimited play times - | could go on 
forever. 


Black: Ma'am, | have absolutely no clue what 
you're going on about. 


Caller: Are you being legitimately ignorant, or 
just annoyingly stubborn? 


Black: What proof do you have that we're 
scamming you? 


Caller: I'm glad you asked: | have video 
evidence of your scheme in action because 
you didn't bother to remove the hidden camera 
on his collar. So just admit it already. 


Black: Look, nobody's admitting to anything 
until you start working with me here, 
understood? 


Caller: Hey, I'm the one making the demands 
here - (Pause) All right then, I'm not an 
unreasonable woman. So what do you want? 


Black: Let me ask you one more time, how did 
you manage to get hold of this phone number? 


Caller: You really want to know? Well, it's 
because your front company sold you out. 
Gave me your contact info so they won't be 
punished as hard as you're going to be. 


Black: And just who is this ‘front company’ of 
ours? How did they know our number - 


Caller: Still trying to play dumb you lying sack 
of - (Sigh) Excuse me, that was rude of me. 


I'm assuming you're just a mere pawn in this 
conspiracy too, so how about you just give it 
up and tell me the truth? I'll promise not to 
drag you into the lawsuit if you cooperate. 


Black: Is that your intention? Ma'am, | don't 
think suing us would be the wisest choice - 


Caller: Oh for the love of Quetzalcoatl, | gave 
you a fucking chance didn't |? I'm not sure why 
| even tried to be civil with you. 


Black: Now that | think about it, I'm pretty sure 
that ‘front company' only sent you our way as a 
decoy while they - 


Caller: If you're not going to be of any use to 
me then this conversation is over! My lawyer - 
no - lawyers will contact you soon, so - hey! 
Don't disturb me - what did you say? (Pause) | 
- we Can't sue extra-dimensionals? Leave it to 
the police? Gods fucking damn it - 


The caller disconnects. 


During the phone call, all currently contained SCP-3820- 
A instances simultaneously disappeared from their 
containment units. As of 01/11/2017, no new SCP-3820- 
A manifestations have been reported, and SCP-3820 is 
considered neutralized for now. 


Footnotes 

1. Including but not limited to sudden, seemingly random 
appearances or the discovery of the subjects in unexpected 
locations. 

2. For example, SCP-3820-A-456 is a fox terrier with fur-covered, 
octopus-like tentacles growing out of its back, and SCP-3820- 
A-3005 is a domestic short-hair capable of changing any human 
subject's cognition of color by rubbing against them. 

3. Lawrence particles are unique matter found within inter- 
dimensional space. When a terrestrial portal into inter-dimensional 


increasing 4 dB every 10 seconds the snooze button is not 
depressed. There has been no evidence that this process will ever 
stop; the loudest recorded level exceeded __ dB before reset was 
achieved. The sound waves produced have been seen to damage 
nearby structures, cause internal bleeding, and are theorized to 
potentially cause seismic activity. 


Addendum 498-A: Containment Protocol updated. See Incident 
Report 1498-B. 


Incident Report 1498-B: 
/ / , Site , Containment Bunker 


Due to a malfunction in the automated mechanical arm, 
Secondary Containment Procedures were activated. Two 
D-Class personnel were utilized until a replacement arm 
could be manufactured and deployed. D-4112 and 
D-4113 were in day 3 of their containment procedure, 
and post-incident psycho analysis indicate severe sleep 
deprivation and stress due to prolonged exposure to 
SCP-498. The two D-Class were observed conversing 
during this time, although lip-reading proved to be 
ineffective in determining the nature of the conversation. 


At 10:45:06 pm, D-4113 was observed depressing the 
snooze button on the device. 


10:56:39 pm, D-4112 begins to become noticeably and 
increasingly agitated, gesturing toward SCP-498 and 
D-4113. 


10:57:04 pm, D-4113 is seen becoming more and more 
aggressive. D-4112 appears to be attempting to reason 
with him. 


10:57:50 pm, D-4112 attempts to reach for the device. 
D-4113 pushes D-4112 away. At this time, the attending 
Security Officers noticed the situation via closed-circuit 
camera. 


10:58:23 pm, SCP-498 has still not been reset. Attending 


space is formed, some Lawrence particles will often be emitted from 
the portal. 

4. The Internal Investigation Department has failed to identify or 
trace the caller. 

5. SCP-3820-A-3500 has been identified as the most likely subject 
of the phone call, as it was ‘relinquished’ from containment in Site-19 
two hours before Incident-3820-1. 


SCP-3822 


Item #: SCP-3822 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-3822, 
total containment has yet to be accomplished. Containment efforts 
are thus focused on preventing SCP-3822 from exerting influence 
on the United States federal government and subverting civilian 
recruitment. To this end, multiple Foundation operatives have been 
embedded into the group with the express task of identifying and 
apprehending key members of SCP-3822's hierarchy, particularly 
SCP-3822-01. As other members are not believed to be anomalous 
and generally pose no immediate threat to Foundation interests, 
they are not to be detained or terminated unless such an action 
would be done in self-defense. Operatives are required to conduct 
weekly radio check-ins with the Foundation; failure to perform a 
check-in will assumed to be the result of the operative becoming 
compromised. 


Description: SCP-3822 designates a political and militant 
organization believed to be of extraterrestrial or extradimensional 
origin. Though the group publicly operates as a federally recognized 
political party ("K-PARTY"), this is believed to be a front; limited 
interviews with detained SCP-3822 members suggest the group 
refers to itself as "K-SYN". Though SCP-3822 was formed in 1947 
by SCP-3822-01 (with assistance from individuals holding significant 
power in the Soviet Union), the Foundation did not become aware of 
the organization's existence until 1998 following the election of 

, the first member of the group to hold a seat in the United 
States Senate. Since this event, Foundation reconnaissance has 
discovered roughly 150,000 members throughout the United States, 
with lower membership in the United Kingdom. 


SCP-3822 is led by an enigmatic and poorly understood entity 
designated SCP-3822-01. Based on information provided by one of