triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. Computer terminal damaged by stray paintball, delaying 
research into SCP- 


11/12/2015: Tenth loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. SCP-2629-A-3 and 4 manifest in Biohazard Wing, 
causing a brief panic among surrounding personnel. Fortunately, 
due to pre-existing safety measures no hazardous material is 
released. 


11/13/2015: Site-19 Director files request for neutralization of 
SCP-2629. Request denied by Ethics Committee. 


2/3/2016: Eleventh loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. 


10/16/2016: Twelfth loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. SCP-2629-A-5 accidently exposed to cognitohazard 
during encounter with SCP-_ _. SCP-2629-A-5 does not demanifest 
with the rest of SCP-2629-A, spending the next ten hours screaming 
and spraying a single wall with paintballs before finally 
dematerializing. SCP-2629-A-5 appears fully recovered on all 
subsequent encounters. 


2/10/2017: Thirteenth loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. 


5/3/2017: Fourteenth loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. 


7/18/2017: Fifteenth loss by MTF-lota-17. Aleph-2629 Scenario 
triggered. Multiple Site-19 personnel and interior facilities splattered 
with paint. 


Look at the rate of MTF-lota-17's losses. We're getting multiple 
Aleph-2629 Scenarios a year now. The rate of Aleph-2629 


Scenarios has been steadily increasing, and they're only going to 
get worse. MTF-lota-17 may have some of the best trained people in 
the world, but SCP-2629-A have been gaining experience for 
decades. It was only a matter of time before the skill gap closed. 
Anyone we recruit to fill a vacancy in MTF-lota-17 is going to need 
be able to counter nearly thirty years of paintball experience, and 
that number is always growing. 


That's why we need to terminate SCP-2629. Or at the very least, 
seriously rework its containment procedures. Not because of a 
childish frustration over having our facilities damaged, but because 
the current Containment Procedures are simply unsustainable. 
SCP-2629-A got bored of only trashing their neighbourhood. They're 
going to get bored with only trashing Site-19 eventually. 


- Dr. , Site-19 Director. 
« SCP-2628 | SCP-2629 | SCP-2630 » 


SCP-2630: Stock Of A Sort 


Item #: SCP-2630 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2630 is currently 
contained in a vacuum-sealed chamber in Site-43's Euclid wing. 
Following Incident 219-Keynes, testing on SCP-2630 has been 
forbidden by Overseer order. SCP-2630 should never come into 
contact with animal products or live animals at any time. 


Daily backups are to be made of SCP-2630's configuration. If any 
statistically anomalous stock market changes occur, SCP-2630 
should be inspected for changes and its configuration reset. 


Description: SCP-2630 is the designation for a computing complex 
built by Prometheus Paraeconomics in 1968 known as NOTUS 
(Necromantic Ontologically and Thaumically Unified 
Supercomputer). SCP-2630 occupies an approximate area of 3.5 x 
5.0 x 3.0 meters (WxLxH) and weighs 370 kilograms. Prior to its 
acquisition in 2005 by the Foundation, Prometheus Paraeconomics 
used it to forecast changes to the stock market using its anomalous 
properties. 


SCP-2630 consists of three main components — fifteen mechanical 
arms, a console controlling these arms and displaying readings from 
the third main component: namely, eighteen sets of intestines. 
Fifteen of these intestines are bovine rumens, while the rest are 
human large intestines. The bovine intestines are suspended by the 
mechanical arms, while the human large intestines appear to be 
interlaced into a rough framework around the rumens. These 
intestines do not appear to decay. 


Foundation economists have shown that the state of the bovine 
rumens encodes the price of fifteen S&P 500 stocks approximately 
nineteen hours in the future, with each rumen corresponding to a 


different stock. The current working theory is that knots in the 
rumens correspond to the price of these stocks (for more information 
see Supplementary Document SCP-2630-03A). It is not currently 
known if the human intestines represent any meaningful information. 


The mechanical arms update this information every five minutes — 
due to the regular manipulation of these intestines, it is currently 
believed that they possess anomalously high levels of tensile 
strength. The amount of force required to actually manipulate the 
entrails is grossly more than would be expected, meaning that any 
attempt to manipulate the configuration of the intestines typically 
requires use of the mechanical arms, which are capable of exerting 
a directed force of 9.3 meganewtons. The complex does not appear 
to possess any power source. 


With the aid of documentation from the original inventors of 
SCP-2630, a rudimentary program was developed to test if a 
manipulation in the configuration of the intestines would result ina 
change to the stock price. The test was carried out successfully, 
demonstrating that the correlation between SCP-2630 and the state 
of each stock's price is two-way. Further information on the test and 
its results are contained in Print Archive Article 2011.MAR.11.108 
- "CEO Of Reikia Software Dies In Tragic Golfing Accident". 


« SCP-2629 | SCP-2630 | SCP-2631 » 


Result: The thermite ignited and combusted almost instantly, 
severing the girder with almost no splatter or spark. The upslope 
section fell to the ground. Water sprayed over the severed end 
steamed only slightly and briefly. D Class was not harmed. 


Note: Just what I'd hoped for: The thermite released its energy and 
burned through the steel it was actually touching, but the reaction 
was too fast for much heat to transfer to the rest of the girder. This 
could be a very useful intrusion technique in addition to its rescue 
applications. - Agent T 


Experiment 3: Effects in oxygen-deprived environment 


Materials: 1 filled 10 litre aquarium, 1 lead weight, 1x100 gram 
untreated oak block, 1 non-flammable syringe, 1 ml SCP-295-1 


Procedure: The oak sample was weighted down in the aquarium, 
then injected with SCP-295-1. 


Result: Over a period of approximately 2 seconds, the oak burned 
to charcoal. 


Note: Interesting. Apparently, there was enough air in the channels 
to support very limited combustion. Next time, I'll try waterlogged 
wood. - Agent T 


SCP-2631: Standard Containment Planet 


Item #: SCP-2631 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: The four SCP-2631-A 
instances are monitored by the Foundation CRUCIFORM SNARE 
satellites preceding them in orbit by 500 m. Additionally the JPL 
Sentry Program has been co-opted to report any relativistic objects 
in the solar system to the Foundation. In the event that any of: 


* CRUCIFORM SNARE observes any change in activity by 
SCP-2631-A. 

¢ Asignal matching within 70% of the presumed "planet 
cracker" signal is detected. 

¢ A relativistic object is detected by Sentry. 


O5 command is to be notified immediately, CRUCIFORM SNARE 
will arm automatically, and Mobile Task Force Sigma-31 ("Damocles 
Shield") is to be placed on alert. At the discretion of O5 command a 
99-Tripurantaka order may be initiated at any time thereafter until 
O5 command issues an all clear order. 


+ For 99-Tripurantaka/3 Personnel Only 


Upon receipt of an authenticated 99-Tripurantaka order 
the following must be carried out: 


1. CRUCIFORM SNARE control will transmit the 
"Kill" order to each of the satellites. 

2. CRUCIFORM SNARE 1 through 4 will collide with 
their respective SCP-2631-A instances and 
detonate the on-board nuclear warheads. 

3. MTF o-31 air assets will be scrambled to intercept 
any objects deployed into the atmosphere and 
destroy them prior to landing with their AIM-26C 


tactical nuclear missiles. 

4. MTF 0-31 ground teams are to deploy to any 
suspected landing sites and employ their Mk54 
SADM man-portable tactical nuclear warheads if 
deemed necessary by team commanders. 

5. A Foundation wide alert is to be issued warning of 
an immediate probable XK and/or NK-end-of-the- 
world scenario. This alert is to be passed to all 
partner organizations and to the Global Occult 
Coalition through normal emergency channels as 
well as to the Chaos Insurgency through backdoor 
emergency channels. 

6. All site directors and containment teams for the 
Keter class anomalies included in 99-Tripurantaka 
are to unseal and carry out their orders. 


Cover identities for the four CRUCIFORM SNARE satellites have 
been established and are maintained by Mobile Task Force 
Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings"). The Supernova Early Warning 
System (SNEWS) has been co-opted to report any neutrino activity 
resembling Incident 2631-1987A. After an alert of this system, 
sociological observers with Mobile Task Force Psi-10 ("Maslow's 
Motivators") are to be on watch for any subsequent increase in 
unexplained cognitive phenomena. 


Description: SCP-2631 is the collective designation for phenomena 
related to the four bodies (SCP-2631-A-1 through -A-4) surrounding 
the Earth at 90° points in geostationary orbit. 


SCP-2631-A are artificial satellites of extraterrestrial origin. They are 
each featureless black spheres four meters in diameter. Each is 
surrounded by a field of unknown origin that bends light around the 
sphere and renders them invisible to electromagnetic sensors 
beyond 2 km. Following incident 2631-2008A, it is known that the 
satellites are able to open and deploy payloads from the interior into 
the Earth's atmosphere. They are capable of sending and receiving 
tight-beam microwave communications! to and from unknown 
entities in the Kuiper Belt. During incident 2631-1987A, the array 
acted as a neutrino source for unknown reasons, and 
simultaneously apparently induced medium-term human 


neurocognitive anomalies worldwide. It is also surmised that they 
possess extensive sensors monitoring the Earth and possibly 
throughout the solar system. 


SCP-2631 was first detected when a signal was intercepted by 

chance by the Big Ear Radio Telescope in 1977. Subsequent covert 
investigation by the Foundation eventually located the array in 1986 
and it was physically inspected by Foundation astronauts in 1993. It 
is unknown how long the array had been in place prior to discovery. 


Addenda: 
+ Incident-2631-1987A 


On February 23rd, 1987, the Kamiokande I] and Baksan 
neutrino detectors registered the neutrino flux associated 
with Supernova 1987A. Three hours prior, the Mont 
Blanc liquid scintillator as well as the Foundation's 
neutrino detector at Area-179 detected a flux that was 
not related to SN1987A. It was determined that the flux 
originated with SCP-2631-A and was presumably timed 
to use the cover of the supernova. Immediately following 
this spike, incidents of SCP-2001 were elevated 164% 
over normal, and didn't return to mean for over a year. 


+ Incident-2631-2008A 


On October 25th, 2008, SCP- partially breached 
containment (see the SCP-__casefile). Within one 
minute, each SCP-2631-A was observed to open and 
deployed 116 objects into the Earth's atmosphere. These 
objects were radar-reflective and approximately 10 cm 
across when deployed but expanded to 5m "parachutes" 
in the atmosphere. Each instance made a soft landing on 
the Earth's surface and then apparently self-destructed 
after SCP- was successfully recontained. The remains 
of these objects consisted of ash composed of 90% 
carbon, 6% silicon, 2% gallium, 2% nitrogen as well as 
trace amounts of lithium, gold, iodine, iridium and 
tellurium. Assuming constant density these ash fields 
(average mass 2 kg) contain twice as much material as 


the initial landers. Under electron microscopic analysis, 
the ash contains complex fragments of nano- and pico- 
meter scale structures as well as large amounts of 
nanoparticulate graphene dust. 


A computer modeled reconstruction of this material has 
determined that it is very likely (p>0.26)2 to be the 
remains of partially self-destructed Drexler universal 
assemblers. All collected material is currently stored in 
the level-V self-replicator containment at Area-105, 
where it remains completely inert. 


Also within a minute of the containment breach, a tight 
beam signal directed from SCP-2631-A-1 towards the 
outer solar system was detected. Nine hours, 12 minutes 
later an object was observed in the direction of the signal 
at approximately 35 AU from the Sun with a strong blue- 
shift and an estimated peak velocity of 0.2c. After SCP- 
was successfully recontained, SCP-2631-A-1 sent a 
second signal. Five hours 16 minutes later the relativistic 
object changed course at approximately 18 AU from the 
Sun. 14 hours later the object disappeared after crossing 
Earth's orbit. This object's presumed vector would have 
resulted in a collision with the Earth4 approximately 12.5 
hours after the second signal if it had continued to 
accelerate. 


13 minutes after the second signal was detected, a third, 
more complex signal, significantly broader band than the 
previous signals (139.6-170.8 Ghz), was intercepted. 
This signal lasted for 540 seconds. A portion of it has 
successfully been decrypted with 16-Qbit quantum 
decryption and translated via information gained from 
study of [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Fortunate report 

Perceived conditions for comprehensive 
immediate correction action 

Subject designation 6,376 condition type 
[untranslatable] resulting from type 
[untranslatable] designation 6376-4315 


Restructure action active. 

Destruct fail-safe active. 

Perceived corrective action by music-makers 
Ongoing. 

Music-maker action successful. Subject 6,376 
neutral. 

Corrective actions deactivated. 

This one indicates fortunate feeling. 
Destruction of Subject 6,376 regrettable. 
Transformation/destruction of music-makers 
regrettable. Experiment results promising. 


1. With a wavelength of 1.5-2.5 mm and frequency of 139.6-150.2 


2. The probability of these structures having naturally occurred is 


3. Multipurpose molecular-scale dry nanomachines. 

4. Based on its probable mass and velocity, the energy released by 
this collision would have significantly exceeded the gravitational 
binding energy of the Earth, resulting in an XK-end-of-the-world 


« SCP-2630 | SCP-2631 | SCP-2632 » 


SCP-2632: No Fury 


Item #: SCP-2632 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2632 is to be contained in 
a standard humanoid containment cell on floor 7 of Site-88. 
SCP-2632 may not physically interact with any Foundation staff 
directly except while being restrained. 


Description: SCP-2632 is a human individual that possesses 
unusual longevity, and is unable to be harmed by any available 
means. SCP-2632's aging appears to have arrested completely 
during its time in Foundation custody. 


SCP-2632 displays physical characteristics which are consistent 
with a 68-year-old male. Historical records indicate that SCP-26321 
was born in 1810, in the Republic of West Florida. Observational 
evidence of SCP-2632, these historical records, and claims made by 
SCP-2632 itself indicate that the event which produced its 
anomalous effects occurred in 1878.