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Date: 05/24/2017 
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To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 05/25/2017 


From: moc.liamtoh|jodadmaisey#moc.liamtoh| 
odadmaisey 
To: zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 


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Date: 06/02/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 06/03/2017 

From: moc.liamtoh|jodadmaisey#moc.liamtoh| 
odadmaisey 

To: zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 


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Date: 06/06/2017 
From: zib.ekansd|jeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 06/06/2017 
From: zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 06/06/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 06/06/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Date: 06/06/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


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Addendum 3929.2: Testing Log 

3929 Trial #1 

Subject: D-92014 (34 year old adult male) 

Dosage: 1 capsule 


Result: Subject aged rapidly over the course of roughly 
four hours, reaching a maximum age of approximately 
140 years before the effect of the medication wore off. 
Subject returned to normal afterwards. 


Subject Feedback: Subject began aggressively rubbing 
his genitalia against a chair after three hours. 


3929 Trial #6 
Subject: D-92234 (46 year old adult female) 
Dosage: 1 capsule 


Result: Same as above - subject aged rapidly over the 
span of four hours. Subject reached a maximum 
presumed age of 160 years. Subject returned to normal 
afterwards. Subject had to be restrained on three 
occasions, as the subject attempted to aggressively 
insert their fist into their vagina. 


Subject Feedback: Subject noted as having asked "just 
push your whole leg up in there whippersnapper" on no 
fewer than six different occasions. 


3929 Trial #14 
Subject: D-92651 (20 year old adult female?) 
Dosage: 1 capsule 


Result: Subject began to rapidly decrease in age over 
the course of four hours. Subject reached a presumed 
age of two weeks. Subject returned to normal afterwards. 


Subject Feedback: Throughout the entire trial, the 
subject began to speak increasingly enthusiastically 
about flying kites, starting initially with their love of flying 
kites with their father and leading eventually to, just 
before they lost the ability to speak altogether, their 
$50,000 "aero-rig" equipped with advanced 
instrumentation and constructed from extremely high- 
quality materials. At several points, the subject referred 
to it as "the kite life" and rebuked a researcher for 
describing it as a hobby.4 


3929 Trial #43 
Subject: D-93489 (52 year old adult female) 
Dosage: 2 capsules 


Result: Subject ingested both capsules and, after 
roughly five minutes, spontaneously burst into a pile of 
ash. While the subject did not recover from this incident, 
several individuals attending to the remains noted that 
the pile of ash made them feel incredibly sexually 
uncomfortable. 


Footnotes 

1. This figure is an average; while many older subjects will 
experience slightly diminished aging (usually in the 30-40 year 
range), younger subjects can experience aging in excess of one- 


interrogation revealed SCP-508 to have provided a view into a 
women's changing room at a local department store. Subject 
terminated /07/10 16:23 due to unreliability. 


Experiment-2: Male subject D-4599 was placed in a chair in front of 
SCP-508 without instruction. The subject was seen to glance at 
SCP-508 momentarily, look around, then return to observing it with a 
perplexed expression on his face. After 102 seconds, subject 
appeared to enter a state of extreme agitation, sweating profusely 
and attempting to draw back from SCP-508, without leaving the 
chair. After an additional 102 seconds, subject suddenly became 
very pale and attempted to leave the chair. After moving less than 
12 inches, subject screamed and collapsed to the floor. Examination 
of subject revealed an 11 cm cylindrical segment missing from the 
left side of the subject's abdomen. The edges of the wound 
appeared to be cauterized; autopsy revealed that death occurred 
due to severe systemic shock. 


Experiment-3: Male subjects D-8788 and D-7422 placed in test 
chamber with SCP-508 and instructed that the first to identify the 
image would ‘win a prize.’ After several minutes of vying for position, 
the subjects both began to scrutinize the poster. After 87 seconds, 
D-7422 suddenly turned his head away in disgust. Inquiries as to 
what had become visible were not responded to, and subject was 
remotely terminated. D-8788 was advised to resume the test on pain 
of suffering the same disposal. After 92 seconds, D-8788 suddenly 
smiled, and moved closer to SCP-508, before tapping on its surface. 
Subject appeared surprised to find a solid surface, but continued to 
observe. After an additional 87 seconds the subject was seen to lift 
his head and sniff, then suddenly dive at SCP-508, passing through 
its surface with no resistance. Subject D-8788 has yet to be located. 


Experiment-4: Male subject D-4431 and Female subject D-6744 
placed in test chamber with SCP-508 after being shown footage of 
Experiment-2. Both subjects sat on the floor facing away from 
SCP-508 and began to talk. After several minutes D-6744 shook her 
head in response to a comment made by D-4431 and inadvertently 
allowed her gaze to rest upon SCP-508 for less than one second. 
Although visibly shaken, she looked back at it repeatedly for the next 
10 seconds before changing position to obtain a better view. 


hundred years. The most advanced age a subject is believed to 
have experienced was D-89102, who was believed to be no younger 
than two-hundred years old. Despite D-89102's incredibly advanced 
age, the subject was reported as being "notably hostile" and 
expressed "a strong desire to forcefully insert Dr. Eisengraft's head 
into her vagina", for the express purpose of "feeling something 
again, goddammit". 

2. No account by this name appears in Microsoft's Hotmail 
registration records. 

3. Notably, the subject listed their sexual preference as "asexual". 
4.This is something we've discovered over the handful of tests we've 
done with SCP-3929 and asexual subjects. For some reason the 
drug isn't capable of making them desire sex more than they already 
do, so it makes them increasingly passionate about niche hobbies. 
They also age backwards. | had alengthyconversation the other day 
with a toddler about the subtle nuances in Frasier Crane's 
psychological development. - Dr. G. McElroy 


SCP-3930: The Pattern Screamer 


Item #: SCP-3930 
Object Class: N/A 


Special Containment Procedures: Individuals assigned to 
SCP-3930 are to monitor the S5-C9 perimeter established near 
Usinsk, Russia, and follow orders from on-site command. Individuals 
assigned to SCP-3930 are to be made aware that there is nothing 
within the perimeter, as SCP-3930 does not exist. 


Description: SCP-3930 does not exist. 


The remainder of this file is Level 5/3930 Classified with 
Restrictions. 


[ INPUT AUTHORIZATION CREDENTIALS ] 


File Administrator Notice: Only seven living individuals 
are permitted access to this file. 


Modified Special Containment Procedures: For the 
purpose of ongoing containment of SCP-3930, it is 
important for all personnel assigned to SCP-3930 


(outside of the personnel permitted to have access to 
this file) to understand that SCP-3930 does not exist, nor 
has ever existed. Personnel currently assigned to 
SCP-3930 who assert SCP-3930’s existence are to be 
reassigned and given a full psychological examination to 
ensure their understanding that SCP-3930 does not 
exist. Individuals who are unable to do so are to be 
remitted to the current 3930 Research Lead for 
termination. 


All personnel assigned to SCP-3930 must understand 
that, despite any language or orders that may imply 
otherwise due to their content, SCP-3930 does not exist. 


SCP-3930 is contained at its location of discovery. 
Access to the region containing SCP-3930 is strictly 
forbidden. A perimeter has been created around 
SCP-3930, roughly 1km in diameter. Any unauthorized 
individuals crossing this perimeter with intent to 
approach SCP-3930 are to be terminated on sight. The 
seven individuals permitted to access this file have total 
executive authority over the containment of SCP-3930 
and administration of personnel assigned to SCP-3930. 


The sustained non-existence of SCP-3930 is the 
containment procedure for SCP-3930. 


Description: SCP-3930 is a static void located within a 
1km perimeter near Usinsk, Russia established by Soviet 
scientists in the early 1970s. SCP-3930 does not emit or 
absorb light or sound, does not have shape or texture, 
cannot be passed through, cannot be interacted with, 
cannot be manipulated in any way, and has no 
dimension. Through extensive testing using a variety of 
techniques, Foundation researchers have been able to 
certify with 99.999% accuracy that absolutely nothing 
exists within the region described as SCP-3930. 


Despite this, subjects exposed to SCP-3930 will 
invariably describe the space as containing flora and 
fauna similar to those in the surrounding area, as well as 


a structure somewhere within the nonexistent space. 
How individuals are capable of perceiving SCP-3930 is 
currently unknown, though several hypotheses have 
been produced (see Addendum 3930.3 for details). As 
SCP-3930 cannot be passed through or interacted with 
(as SCP-3930 is not something that exists), extant 
objects or entities cannot “enter” SCP-3930. 
Nevertheless, individuals who attempt to approach 
SCP-3930 and go into it will nonetheless be perceived as 
doing so by other observers. The moment the individual 
passes the nonexistent “border” of SCP-3930, they 
cease to exist. Despite this, outside observers will 
continue to perceive the individuals who pass into 
SCP-3930 for some time afterwards, until such time as 
they no longer do. 


In summary, 


* SCP-3930 does not exist. 

* SCP-3930 is not a physical location, point in time, 
singularity, vacuum, extradimensional space, meta 
construct, or any other extant descriptive, as a 
requirement for any such descriptive is existence, 
which SCP-3930 lacks. 

* SCP-3930 cannot be said to be anything, 
regardless of its perceived properties. 

* As SCP-3930 does not exist, it cannot contain 

anything that exists. Due to this, anything that 

attempts to pass through or enter SCP-3930, 
which is impossible due to SCP-3930 being 
nonexistent, will also cease to exist. 

Despite all of the above, human beings will still 

perceive SCP-3930 as perceptible and things that 

become non-existent due to SCP-3930 as similarly 
perceptible. 


Most notably, certain attributes of SCP-3930 perceived 
by cognizant beings are altered significantly by the 
number of individuals who both are aware of SCP-3930 
and are aware of the fact that it is affected by 


awareness. For more information about this, see 
Addendum 3930.3 


Lastly, the effect human perception has on SCP-3930’s 
perceived properties cannot be diminished with 
amnestics, or even natural death. The only known 
method to affect the nature of SCP-3930’s perceived 
abilities is for the individual who had previously 
perceived SCP-3930 to enter SCP-3930 and become 
nonexistent. While the effect this has on SCP-3930 is not 
immediate, it will diminish over time until becoming 
stable again after roughly thirty-one days. The highest 
number of individuals able to perceive SCP-3930 while 
still maintaining the void’s stability is ten, seven of which 
are accounted for by containment procedures, two 
allowed for testing purposes, and one for any potential 
civilian interference. 


Addendum 3930.1: Discovery 


The records of SCP-3930’s original discovery were lost 
in the dissolution of the Soviet intelligence community, 
but it is believed that SCP-3930 was likely discovered on 
more than one occasion by individuals who, by virtue of 
attempting to interact with SCP-3930, no longer exist. 
Notably, near the end of the Soviet Union SCP-3930 was 
known about only by State scientists and researchers, 
and it is not believed that any members of GRU Division 
“P” were made aware of SCP-3930. If the state scientists 
were aware of the nature of SCP-3930, this was likely by 
design. 


The number of individuals who had perception of 
SCP-3930 before these containment procedures were 
enacted is unknown, though records indicate that the 
state scientists experienced extreme difficulties in both 
containing the anomaly and doing research on it. Their 
lack of proper understanding of SCP-3930’s anomalous 
qualities led to a significant loss of life, which further 
exacerbated the situation regarding SCP-3930. By the 
time Foundation operatives had discovered SCP-3930, 


only a small number of the original research team 
members remained, the rest having been lost to 
SCP-3930. 


The implementation of SCP-3930’s current containment 
procedures also came at the cost of an unfortunate loss 
of life. More information about this can be found in 
Addendum 3930.3. 


Addendum 3930.2: Exploration Log 


Exploration into SCP-3930 is impossible as per the 
previously established understanding of SCP-3930. 
Regardless, outside observers are capable of perceiving 
individuals who enter SCP-3930 (and as such, cease to 
exist) and even receiving audio transmissions from them. 
Notably, audio and video recording equipment does not 
function properly near SCP-3930. Video cameras are not 
capable of capturing a non-entity, and footage of 
SCP-3930 is subject to the same anomalous visual 
perceptual abnormalities as regular observation of 
SCP-3930. The same is consistent with audio 
recordings. In short, all audio and video equipment stops 
functioning the moment it enters SCP-3930, though 
observers will continue to perceive proper functioning, 
even if the discrepancy is noted!. 


The following is an audio log transcription, penned by 
3930/7/42 as he perceived it. During the recording of this 
log, 3930/7/4 spoke into a microphone, perceived a 
response, and then repeated the response into another 
recording device. As such, it is worth mentioning once 
more that the following is simply a conversation that 
3930/7/4 appears to have with another human who did 
not exist at the time of this recording, with both 
individuals dialogue being spoken by 3930/7/4. 3930/3/3 
moderated this event and confirmed the accuracy of the 
perceived responses, as well as curated the logs 
afterwards. 


[BEGIN LOG]