Result: SCP-2757's anomalous effect manifested much 
more slowly than in closed testing areas, but spread 
beyond the boundaries of the testing area. In recognition 
of the possibility of a CK-class restructuring scenario, 
testing was forcibly aborted. D-class personnel were 
later safely recovered. 


Footnotes 

1. Telekinesis, telepathy, shapeshifting, pyrokinesis, super-strength, 
flight, electricity generation, and super-speed were observed. 

2. Eyeballs would pop out of their sockets, jaws literally hit the floor, 
jumping up into the air while screaming, alarms sounding to indicate 
shock. 

3. Including claymation, CGI, stop-motion, and live-action. 


« SCP-2756 | SCP-2757 | SCP-2758 » 


SCP-2758: Self-Containment Processes 


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In order to safely view SCP-2758, the viewer must have 
been inoculated against contextual infohazards at least 
once within the past six months in an approved 
Foundation-assigned training course and hold a security 
clearance of level 3 or higher. Additionally, the viewer 
must have scored 4 or higher on the Foundation 
Alignment, Loyalty, and Obedience Training Test 
(F.A.L.O.T.T.) in order to safely proceed with minimal 
risk of infohazardous interference with thought 
processes. Provided these parameters are met, 
credentials may be input below. 


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Credentials accepted. Proceed with caution. 


Note: This entry is not SCP-2758, but rather the article written 
when SCP-2758's effects were first discovered and thought to 
be an independent localized anomaly. This information is 
incomplete and outdated, and is only included for contextual 
purposes. Components later found to be infohazardous, 
including detailed exploration logs and some descriptive 
information, have been expunged and are only available to 
personnel with 2758/5 clearance. The SCP-2709 slot has since 
been cleared in the SCP database and replaced with an 
unrelated entry. 


Figure A: Scan of the original 1997 revised floorplan of the B4 


wing, with up-to-date camera number locations. Click to enlarge. 


Item #: SCP-2709 


Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As of October 10, 2016, this 
document is to remain removed from its original location on the 
tertiary solid-state drive of the Room A2 desktop computer in Euclid 
Wing B4 of Site-81. Any personnel directly involved with the events 
outlined in the attached documentation are to be amnesticized or 
temporarily demoted to E-class! until anomalous effects subside or 
desist entirely. 


The entirety of the Site-81 B4 wing is to remain empty of any 
permanently residing personnel and SCP objects, sentient or 
otherwise, until SCP-2709's phenomenon is fully understood and 
safely contained. Two or more personnel assigned to SCP-2709 
should patrol the hallways and stairwell adjacent to the B4 wing, as 
well as the surrounding area (including but not limited to the B3, B5, 
C4, and A4 wings) at least thrice weekly in order to ensure Hume 
readings remain below 1.5 Humes at all times. Hume readings 
should be recorded along with the date and time of occurrence and 
name of the employee(s) who took the readings in the 
recordkeeping section at the bottom of this document. If a reading 
higher than 1.5 Humes is ever detected by two or more individual 
Kant counters, the high reading should be transcribed in the 
aforementioned log and reported to the on-duty project manager. 


If the B4 wing must be entered for research purposes, such action 
should be taken in groups of no fewer than five qualified personnel, 
all of whom must stay within eye- and earshot of each other at all 
times. All personnel are required to have memorized the default 
layout of the B4 wing. All personnel must be equipped with the 
following if planning to enter: 


* Timekeeping devices synchronized to within one minute of 

each other; 

One Mark IV (or higher) Miniaturized Portable Scranton 

Reality Anchor (Mk. IV MPSRA) rated to at least eight Humes; 

¢ At least one flashlight; 

¢ At least one handheld radio, standard Foundation network cell 
phone, or similar communication device. 


Attempted contact from SCP-2709-A is to be avoided, and 


SCP-2709-A is not to be spoken to if directly encountered by 
personnel conducting explorations. At first opportunity, SCP-2709-A 
is to be permanently contained in Room B52 or a similar room until 
such a point at which additional personnel can safely arrive and 
assist with further containment and research. 


As of October 10, 2016, entry of Euclid Wing B4 is heavily 
discouraged.3 


Description: SCP-2709 is the designation for a spacio-temporal 
anomaly continually manifesting in the B4 wing of Site-81. Following 
initial discovery of the anomaly, it was discerned that SCP-2709 has 
the following effects on its environment and those in it: 


« The entire B4 wing exhibits dangerously above-average Hume 
readings at any given time; 

¢ The surfaces and vertices of B4 wing's hallways and rooms 
cease to be geometrically finite, and instead pass through and 
into each other at illogical angles, leading to unpredictable and 
potentially infinite alternate layouts of the area; 

¢ The aforementioned effects cause the wing's electrical wiring 
and walls/framework to become dysfunctional and physically 
unstable, respectively; 

¢ The wristwatches of personnel present within the wing will 
quickly become un-synchronized with other clocks, sometimes 
by hours, in proportion to the aforementioned anomalous 
physical rearrangement events; 

¢« [DATA EXPUNGED] 


SCP-2709’s influence appears to extend from the back stairwell of 
Euclid Wing B4 to the opposite elevator door (approx. 90 meters) 
and from the east-side laboratory rooms to the west-side 
containment chambers (approx. 120 meters)4, with a particular 
concentration in and around Room B5, an unused humanoid 
anomaly containment chamber.° SCP-2709’s effects are, thus far, 
limited to the aforementioned area; it is hypothesized that this is due 
to the unique construction of Euclid Wing B46 preventing the area of 
effect from expanding past its perimeter. However, as SCP-2709's 
effects cause the destabilization of walls and ceilings, it is 
hypothesized that said plates could eventually dislocate and allow 
SCP-2709 access to the rest of Site-81 within several months. 


SCP-2709-A is the designation for a human reality bender appearing 
in the afflicted area at random. SCP-2709-A appears to make an 
effort to hide its face and identifying features when approached by 
personnel, and should be followed with caution during exploratory 
investigations of Euclid Wing B4. It is unknown if SCP-2709-A is the 
source of anomalous activity in Euclid Wing B4 or simply a part of 
SCP-2709's greater function. The possibility that SCP-2709-A is 
entirely a shared hallucination among all personnel conducting 
explorations, rather than a corporeal entity, has not been ruled out. 


As of October 10, 2016, no definitive origin point of or source for 
SCP-2709’s effects and occurrence has been identified. 


Discovery: On September 30, 2016, Level 3 Foundation field agent 

was working after-hours on [DATA EXPUNGED], having 
just returned from an offsite assignment three hours prior, when her 
Kant counter displayed a fluctuating reading of between 6.1 and 6.7 
Humes. Agent then proceeded to relay the readings over her 
handheld radio to her supervisor, Agent Rogers, who was elsewhere 
in the site at the time. Agent Rogers then notified the appropriate 
containment response team(s), which were on standby response for 
the duration of the following conversation: 


Vv show September 30, 2016 radio conversation and security camera 


The following is an event log compiled from 
the combined sources of Euclid Wing B4’s 
video and audio feeds and Agent ‘s 
recollection of the event. According to security 
timestamps, the time is 23:53 when Agent 

first contacts Agent Rogers. This log was 
compiled by Agent on October 01, 2016. 
This log was updatedon .. by 
Sensitive and unnecessary information has 
been redacted. 


Agent : Come in? 
Agent Rogers: ? You alright? 


Agent : Yeah, I’m downstairs in B4. Still 


working on the paperwork for [REDACTED], 
but | have a weirdly high Hume reading down 
here. Can you send someone? 


Agent Rogers: Yeah, of course. What's the 
reading? 


[unintelligible] 


Camera 6 displays a view of Agent 
leaning out of the doorway. 


Agent : Over six. That’s too high for what 
we were working with earlier, right? 


Agent Rogers: Yeah, it is. Who else is down 
there? 


Agent : Uhh... just the two skips and ’s 
guard, | think. 


Agent Rogers: Can you talk to him? 
Agent : Can | or should |? 


Agent Rogers: |’m pretty sure this justifies 
interrupting him. 


Agent : Alright. 


Agent is seen in camera 5's feed, 
walking down the hallway. Minor artifacts and 
unusual motion blurs/lag are visible in the 
feed, though this could be due to the hallway 
lighting being dimmer than usual. 


Agent : Excuse me. Can | talk to you real 
quick? 


Agent Farris (guard): Yes. 


Agent : It’s... Farris, right? Why are the 


Dr. F  :Please answer the question, 135. 


SCP-318-1-135: Or you'll do what, kill me again? Go ahead, you 
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] 


Dr.F  :As the subject is not complying with requests, | will now 
proceed to direct-stimulus testing. D-2 _, please bring that cart 
over here. 


A cart is wheeled into the camera’s field of view, containing a 
number of objects including sandpaper, a long barbecue lighter, a 
pair of scissors, a scalpel, graduated pipettes, several beakers 
containing liquids including water, ink, nitric acid, [DATA 
EXPUNGED)], and a roll of paper towels. Dr. F — picks up a sheet 
of 100-grit sandpaper. 


SCP-318-1-135: Ooh, a cart, real scary. Sandpaper? What's tha 
Dr. F  : Abrasion test. 


Dr. F proceeds to rub the sandpaper against SCP-318-1-135 for 
approximately five seconds. 


SCP-318-1-135: OW! HEY! [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]! 
Dr. F  :Please describe the sensation you just experienced. 


SCP-318-1-135: Rub that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] sandpaper on 
your [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] and tell me how it feels! 


Dr. F returns sandpaper to cart, retrieves a pair of small alligator 
clips connected to an adjustable power source. 


Dr. F : Subject compares sensation to application of sandpaper to 
genital area. 


SCP-318-1-135: It's an expression, you sick [EXPLETIVE 
REDACTED]. 


Dr. F attaches the alligator clips to opposite edges of 
SCP-318-1-135. 


lights off? 


Agent Farris: | just have a headache, sorry. 
Didn’t know anyone else was down here. Who 
are you, again? 


Agent Its . | was down here 
doing some paperwork for the skip we just 
brought in earlier when | noticed my Kant 
counter was bouncing pretty far over the red 
line. 


Farris is seen unbuckling and removing 
something from his vest. 


Agent Farris: I’ve got six-point-something, 
which is... yeah, higher than usual, even for 
this wing. | should check the anchors- 


Agent : One moment. I’ve got my 
associate on the radio here. Rogers, he says 
it's too high but he’s going to check the SRAs 
here to make sure they’re not malfunctioning. 
Don’t send anyone yet. 


No response is heard from Rogers. Farris is 
seen stepping out of frame and into a doorway 
for thirteen seconds. 


Agent Farris: They’re at the same setting | left 
them on an hour ago. We’re both getting more 
than double the readings we should be getting 
here, despite the skip in there. We should call 
someone- 


Agent : Yeah, if | can get Rogers to listen 
to me. Come in, Rogers. 


Radio static is heard and Agent removes 
her earpiece. 


Agent : Ow. That’s weird- 


Agent Farris: It’s just electromagnetic 
interference. I'll call. 


[unintelligible] 


Farris and are seen standing beside 
each other silently for a period of eight 
seconds before the security feed cuts to black 
for a period of nineteen minutes. During this 
time, no audio or video is present or 
recoverable from any of Euclid Wing B4’s 25 
cameras. 


After this, Agent Rogers becomes unreachable via radio and no 
additional personnel arrive as was previously expected. Agent 
reportedly experiences a memory lapse of indeterminate length and 
is seen afterward in camera 8's feed walking in the direction of the 
back stairwell, immediately following the return of visual and auditory 
output by the cameras. Security feeds display the date as October 
01, 2016 and the time as 00:09. 


Vv show October 01, 2016 security camera surveillance log 


The following is an event log compiled from 
the combined sources of Euclid Wing B4’s 
video and audio feeds and Agent ‘s 
recollection of the event. According to security 
timestamps, the time is 00:12 when Agent 

first begins speaking. This log was 
updatedon .. by . Of note is the fact 
that Agent reports speaking to someone, 
presumably Agent Rogers, for the duration of 
this period, despite the absence of any voice 
other than hers in audio recordings. Sensitive 
and unnecessary information has been 
redacted. 


Agent : If you can't send anyo- can you 
send someone or not? 


Five-second pause. 


Agent : Well, it's six-point-one Humes at 
the office door and six-point-five down the 
hallway. Something's not right. | don't know 
what else to tell you. 


Three-second pause. 


Agent : Fuck this, I'm following it. 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 
Following this, Agent is next seen fifteen minutes later in 


camera 21's feed. Camera 21 does not display Room B5 as floor 
plans indicate it should, but rather what appears to be a slightly 
altered version of the exterior hallway. Camera 21's feed is heavily 
distorted, but two figures appear to be visible. Audio is still 
functioning. The events of the following log are the last of the 
described string of events that Agent is able to recall without 
severe confusion and inability to distinguish order of events. 


Vv show October 01, 2016 security camera surveillance log 


The following is an event log compiled from 
Euclid Wing B4’s audio and video feeds. 
According to security timestamps, the time is 
01:49. This log was updatedon .. by 

. Sensitive and unnecessary information has 
been redacted. 


[unintelligible] 

Agent : Excuse me. Can | talk to you real 
quick? 

[unintelligible] 

Agent : Excuse me. Can | talk to you real 
quick? 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 


Vv show October 03, 2016 (date accuracy uncertain) security camera : 


The following is an event log compiled from 
Euclid Wing B4’s audio and video feeds. 
According to security timestamps, the time is 
04:53. This log was updatedon .. by 

. Sensitive and unnecessary information has 
been redacted. 


Agent is visible in range of camera 21. 
She is unconscious on the floor for a period of 
50 seconds following the re-activation of 
surveillance feeds, after which she stands and 
puts her hands on the door. 


Agent : Excuse me. Can | talk to you real 
quick? 

[unintelligible] 

Agent : [distorted] -right? Why are the 
lights off? 

[DATA EXPUNGED] 

Agent : Fuck this, I'm following it. 

Agent is seen sprinting down a highly 


distorted version of the south-side hallway 
before all auditory and visual feeds fail for 
several hours. 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 
[EXTRANEOUS DETAILS REMOVED] 


As of October 20, 2016, Agent continues to hold a constant 
reading of 4.5 to 7.0 Humes at any given time. She was 
precautionarily demoted to E-class on October 04, 2016 and placed 
in supervised care in [REDACTED] along with the other four 
Foundation employees affected during the first set of events leading 
to the classification of SCP-2709. Thus far, no affected personnel 


show signs of returning to normal Hume levels, and may only be 
allowed to return to work if carrying at least one Mk. IV or higher 
MPSRA on their person at all times and accompanied by no fewer 
than two qualified personnel.