Pol-3339-A: | guess I've gotten old. I've spent 
too much time with the executives. All work 
and no play, even when you gotta play to 
work. Corrupted me from the inside out. Made 
me lose my spark. 


Pol-3339-A remains silent for 12 seconds. 


Pol-3339-A: Well, | guess | gotta go. Don't got 
nothin’ left to do here. 


<End Log, hours> 


Closing Statement: Pol-3339-A walked off 
stage after his speech. Pol-3339-A has not 
been located since this incident. 


Addendum 03: Post-Incident Report 


+ Level 2/3339 Clearance Required 


Following Incident 3339-A, many changes have been 
noted in the anomalous behavior of SCP-3339 and all 
subdesignations. 


The most notable change is that, when activating 
SCP-3339, a message box will appear containing the 
following error: 


FATAL ERROR 


No further showings of RANDALL THE 
CLOWN'S WACKY BROADWAY THEATRE 
have been scheduled. Thank you for coming to 
my show. Waddle on! 


Programmers belonging to the SCP Foundation have 
noted that it is still possible to activate scripts located in 
SCP-3339's web server in order to create an instance of 
SCP-3339-1, which can be used to access SCP-3339-2. 
However, SCP-3339-2 is now an empty room, with the 
audience section and stage removed. 


Reclassification of SCP-3339 is pending approval. 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-3339 is compatible with browsers capable of running Adobe 
Flash or HTML 5. It is of note that SCP-3339 is not compatible with 
any iteration of Internet Explorer or Microsoft Edge, despite the latter 
being compatible with HTML 5. 

2. This time changes to match the viewer's time zone. 

3. In most cases, this is the disk drive or one of the air vents. During 
a test, SCP-3339 was activated on a computer with no air ducts, 
disk drives, or other openings. SCP-3339-1 was ejected through a 
crevice between the monitor and the monitor frame. 


SCP-3340: You Think, Therefore We Are 


SCP-3341: Arabian Nasnas a.k.a. Somali Hungruf 


Item #: SCP-3341 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3341-A and SCP-3341-B 
are housed in the Eastern Province Settlement Zone and Ogaden 
Settlement Zone respectively, in collaboration with the governments 
of Saudi Arabia and Ethiopia. Mobile Task Force Stigma-9 
("Evolved from Naturally Occurring Gears, Levers 
and Pulleys") is dispatched to Ogaden Settlement Zone to 
invalidate all propaganda spread by SCP-3341-B1 and/or the 
Cogwork Orthodox Church. 


Instances of SCP-3341-B1 are to be regarded as hostile entities, 
holding a de facto Object Class of Keter. Mobile Task Force 
Gamma-4 ("The Iconoclasts") is to be mobilised in East Africa, 
tasked to combat SCP-3341-B1 instances. While capture of live 
SCP-3341-B1 instances is preferable, termination is permitted. 
Captured SCP-3341-B1 instances are to be kept in Site-368. If 
applicable, SCP-3341-B1 instances are to have non-vital 
mechanical implants removed and undergo rehabilitation. Said 
rehabilitation programme will consist of literature authored by MTF 
¢-9 and a modification of Programme Arduinosis-9001. 


SCP-3341-C is outside of Foundation jurisdiction, and is currently 
within the jurisdiction of the Organisation for the Reclamation of 
Islamic Artefacts (ORIA). Intelligence reports regarding SCP-3341-C 
are to be obtained from leaked ORIA sources, with emphasis on the 
methods behind ORIA's suzerainty over SCP-3341. 


Interaction between SCP-3341-A, SCP-3341-B, SCP-3341-B1, and 
SCP-3341-C is not permitted. 


Description: SCP-3341 is a sapient omnivorous mammalian 
species, which undergoes metamorphosis into a humanoid 


her route back before selecting -without permission from Control- 
the right-hand branch. Control admonishes D-6411, but allows her to 
continue. The passageway makes a 90 degree turn left after 18 
meters, then continues straight for approximately 73 meters. 


Ahead of the subject appears another cross-roads, but as the 
Subject nears it she freezes and reports that she can hear a 
rhythmic banging coming through the walls. Control boosts audio 
gain on camera and the sound is picked up. The banging lasts for 73 
seconds before it stops. Subject has remained still while listening, 
attempting to breathe quietly. Control prompts the subject to mark 
the tunnel wall and proceed left. The subject remains motionless 
and makes several enquiries into the nature of SCP-432 and the 
source of the banging. Control firmly reiterates their commands and 
Subject resumes walking, taking the left tunnel as indicated. 


Subject has travelled for almost 150 meters when she stops and 
aims the camera at the left wall of the tunnel. She observes that all 
of the light fittings in this stretch of the structure have been broken; 
shards of broken bulb are visible scattered across the floor. Subject 
continues forward, remarking that she has begun to detect a faint, 
unpleasant odor. When asked to describe said odor, D-6411 replies 
"Something dead". 


After a further 24 meters the Subject notices an object in the tunnel 
ahead and moves towards it. Video quality is now beginning to 
severely degrade. Camera angle tilts as Subject kneels to examine 
the object, and Control asks Subject to explain what she has found. 
Subject explains the object is a left sports shoe, commonly known 
asa sneaker. The camera zooms in on the object while the 
Subject illuminates it with her light source. 


Camera view tilts again as Subject suddenly looks down at the floor 
of the tunnel and emits a loud expletive. The floor of the tunnel is 
covered with a large quantity of dried brown residue that crackles 
and flakes as the Subject moves her feet. Sprays of the residue are 
observed dried onto the walls. The Subject remarks that the 
substance is apparently the source of the odor, and she surmises it 
is dried blood. The camera tracks several large smears of the 
substance leading away from the pool up the corridor. Subject's 
breathing is becoming slightly panicked. 


appearance as part of its life cycle. It is endemic to areas within the 
Arabian Peninsula, Horn of Africa, and Iranian Plateau. Due to 
differing socio-political contexts, SCP-3341 communities in the three 
regions possess distinct cultural differences from one another, and 
are given the following sub-designations for ease of categorisation: 
SCP-3341-A, SCP-3341-B, SCP-3341-B1, and SCP-3341-C. 


All juvenile SCP-3341 specimens possess one arm and one leg 
each, with each limb having five digits. SCP-3341's feet share 
notable similarities with those of species belonging to the family 
Leporidae (rabbit), allowing SCP-3341 to move via jumping. The 
average distance travelled by a juvenile SCP-3341 specimen within 
a single leap is four metres. The head is roughly hemispheric in 
shape, and consists of one eye, one nostril, one ear, and one 
mouth. The nostril and mouth are usually placed at the extremity of 
the head. No hair is present in juvenile SCP-3341 instances. 


Juvenile SCP-3341 specimens exhibit a unique form of sexual 
dimorphism. Male juvenile SCP-3341 specimens resemble the right 
side of the human body, whereas female juvenile SCP-3341 
specimens resemble the left side of the human body. 


Metamorphosis of SCP-3341 involves one male juvenile SCP-3341 
instance and one female juvenile SCP-3341 instance, who will 
merge their bodies, memories, and consciousness together. The 
process is optional and requires mutual consent from the 
participants involved. Courtship is primarily centred on the 
measurement of a potential mate's height, wherein partners of 
similar heights tend to have a higher probability of successful 
metamorphosis. A larger difference in height between partners is 
held to be positively associated with increased risks during 
metamorphosis, causing a longer period of metamorphosis, 
deformity of the adult instance, or death of one or both of the 
participants. 


During metamorphosis, the partners will align themselves such that 
the male partner is lying to the right side of the female partner. Once 
aligned, the partners will rub their bodies against each other to 
create lacerations wherein their flesh will be conjoined. The two 
instances' mouths, cloacae, parts of their skeletons and internal 
organs along the torso will merge together. Other bodily changes 


include the growth of body hair and shortening of both their feet. The 
process usually requires one week, typically taking place in an 
isolated enclosed environment. Due to the long duration and the 
energy required, juvenile specimens tend to consume large 
quantities of food prior to metamorphosis. 


In terms of physical appearance, a typical adult SCP-3341 specimen 
is mostly identical to the average human. Particularly, alterations to 
the adult specimen's legs have reduced its jumping capacity to that 
of an average human. A significant difference is that a adult 
SCP-3341 specimen's reproductive system is entirely internal. 
Insemination and fertilisation occur inside the adult specimen's own 
body. The infant will be birthed after an incubation period of 
approximately one year, after which it will exit from the cloaca. 


A typical adult SCP-3341 instance possesses the memories and 
consciousness of the juvenile instances involved in its 
metamorphosis, and regards itself to be a singular entity. Following 
metamorphosis, adult instances will take on a double name 
consisting of the names of both juvenile instances. 


Due to SCP-3341's unique life cycle, the species has three 
biological sexes, referred to in human languages as "male child”, 
"female child", and "adult". Despite that, SCP-3341 instances will 
universally identify all humans (regardless of sex, gender, and age) 
as "adult". This is attributed to humans' general appearance 
resembling a typical adult SCP-3341 instance. 


Regardless of socio-cultural group, SCP-3341 instances (excluding 
members of SCP-3341-B1) adhere to a class system based on its 
life cycle. Juvenile SCP-3341 instances typically serve as military, 
manufactural, and agricultural roles. Adult SCP-3341 instances 
typically serve as priests, literati, diplomats, and community leaders. 
While juvenile instances do not wear clothes, adult instances tend to 
don clothing capable of concealing the entire body. 


Differences among various socio-cultural group of SCP-3341 is 
based on mythology and socio-political context, as detailed in the 
following executive summaries. 


SCP-3341-A denotes the socio-cultural group of SCP-3341 
instances who traditionally reside in the Eastern Province and 
Riyadh Region of Saudi Arabia, Al Wusta and Dhofar Governorates 
of Oman, and the Emirate of Abu Dhabi. 


SCP-3341-A's creation myth alleges that the two legendary 
progenitors of its species were moulded from clay by a ajinn named 
Shiqg, who admired humanity. The legendary progenitors merged 
their flesh together on Shiqq's command, and Shiqg was not 
mentioned in the creation myth following that point. The unified 
progenitor was left to its own devices and eventually gave birth to 
offsprings, thus propagating its species. 


Prior to mass relocation in 1951 CE, SCP-3341-A communities were 
publicly identified as Bedouin’ tribes whereas juvenile instances 
were only allowed freedom of movement at night. SCP-3341 -A's 
nomadic practices were supposedly intended to minimise contact 
and suspicion with human settlements. Foundation efforts to contain 
SCP-3341-A have reduced restrictions to SCP-3341-A's freedom of 
movement. 


SCP-3341-B denotes the socio-cultural group of SCP-3341 
instances who traditionally reside in Ogaden. 


While SCP-3341-B's creation myth also ascribes Shiqq as the 
creator of SCP-3341, more emphasis is placed on an exodus from 
Shiqq and its realm of "Ahwaz". According to SCP-3341-B 
instances, metamorphosis is commonly interpreted as a means to 
stand united against obstacles. 


While the Foundation has contact with SCP-3341-B since 1953 CE, 
contact was lost following the fall of the Ethiopian Empire in 1974 
CE. Foundation assets were expelled, and GRU Division "P" (GRU- 
P) was invited to study SCP-3341-B instead, supposedly as part of 
an experiment to induct non-human sapient species to communism. 
This lasted until 1993 CE, wherein the Foundation re-established a 
presence in the Horn of Africa. 


Many SCP-3341-B instances term the period under GRU-P 
administration as the "children's dictatorship",2 characterised by 


cultural repression.3 Societal fluctuations during and after the 
"children's dictatorship" have resulted in numerous resistance 
movements amongst SCP-3341-B, many of which have since been 
suppressed by either GRU-P or the Foundation. 


SCP-3341-B1 denotes the Order of Saint-Militant Qaynan, 
consisting of juvenile SCP-3341 instances affiliated with the 
Cogwork Orthodox Church. Thus, instead of the class system 
centered on its life cycle, social hierarchy within SCP-3341-B1 
mirrors the Cogwork Orthodox Church. 


Following the fall of the Derg regime in Ethiopia, the Cogwork 
Orthodox Church extended its sphere of influence in the Horn of 
Africa, and successfully converted multiple SCP-3341-B instances. 
Due to support from the Cogwork Orthodox Church, SCP-3341-B1 
remains difficult to completely suppress and is given a distinct sub- 
designation. 


Adhering to a syncretic religion derived from SCP-3341-B mythology 
and Cogwork Orthodox Church theology, members of SCP-3341-B1 
perceive Shiqq as an agent of the "FLESH" who entrapped 
SCP-3341 into physical bodies and metamorphosis as a means to 
further entrap the species. Conversely, MEKHANE is worshipped by 
SCP-3341-B as the means to acquire liberation from their "trapped" 
conditions. Thus, they would use mechanical enhancements to 
achieve spiritual completion instead of undergoing metamorphosis 
with a suitable mate. 


SCP-3341-B1 has aided in the Cogwork Orthodox Church's military 
operations in East Africa and other locations. As members of 
SCP-3341-B1 are unable to reproduce, raids on SCP-3341-B 
settlements are the former's primary means of recruitment. As of 
2012 CE, bisected human corpses were found in SCP-3341-B1 
temples. 


SCP-3341-C denotes the socio-cultural group of SCP-3341 
instances who traditionally reside in Knuzestan Province, lran.4 


Little is known of the nature of SCP-3341-C's version of its species' 


creation myth, attributed to the lack of Foundation presence among 
SCP-3341-C. That being said, multiple recovered ORIA documents 
have claimed that SCP-3341 is a type of takwin.5 


In the case of SCP-3341-C, the role of community leaders is served 
by both adult SCP-3341-C instances and selected ORIA personnel. 
Recovered ORIA reports indicate that SCP-3341-C community 
leaders (both human and SCP-3341-C) are consistently termed as 
‘Type 2 Special Personnel’ belonging to 'House Shiqq’, speculated 
to be aclan of unknown origins. SCP-3341-C instances who adopt 
the role of community leaders appear to take on a temporary name, 
suggesting that they might be adopted temporarily into "House 
Shiqq". 


Footnotes 

1. Arab nomadic tribes who historically reside in desert regions of 
North Africa, Arabian Peninsula, Iraq, and the Levant. 

2. Termed due to adult SCP-3341-B instances being a significant 
target of prosecution during that period. This is due to adult 
instances’ traditional adoption of social roles that are frowned upon 
by communist movements. 

3. For instance, adult SCP-3341-B instances were regularly forced 
to engage in physical labour alongside their juvenile counterparts. 
4. Previously known as Arabistan or Ahwaz. 

5. Synthetic life created via alchemy, often stated to be one of the 
major goals of Muslim alchemists. 


SCP-3342: The Blackfoot Potato Transplants 


SCP-3342, after baking. 


Item #: SCP-3342 
Object Class: Safe