Upon landing, the four masters are taken to an 
underground storage facility and forcibly 
submerged in tanks - labeled "OUBLIETTE" - 
of semitransparent blue-green gel. The 
process is extremely painful for the prisoners, 
but no physical harm is apparent. The tanks 
are then stored into a series of numbered 
shelves along a large marble wall. 


The remainder of the film is approximately 
eight hours of detailed depictions of the 
prisoners’ faces, distorted with pain and 
agony. 


The ending card has been altered slightly for 
this recording, reading simply "YOU HAVE 
BEEN WARNED" under a red triple-moon 
logo. 


Based on these findings, | believe that 
connections between SCP-3922, SCP-2578, 
and SCP-2922 should be examined 
immediately. 


- Researcher Paulsen 
+ Addendum - Extended test logs for SCP-3922 


Footnotes 
1. Antagonists responsible for the capture and torture of 18 
teenagers over the course of the film. 


SCP-3922 Extended Test Logs 


Log Format 

Subject: <Video title>, <Date of release>, <MPAA rating, 
if any> 

Interference Point: <Where, during the course of the 
video, SCP-3922 was introduced> 

Result: <Results> 

Note: <Notes, if Any> 


Subject: The Lion King, 1994, G 

Interference Point: Shortly before the stampede sequence in which 
Mufasa dies. 

Result: Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits including 
a note after the "Special Thanks" section: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS 
BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY 9»> AND WE ARE HAPPY TO 
REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL HUNTING OF AFRICAN WILDLIFE 
HAS BEEN DETECTED." 

Note: It is currently believed that societies that have no interactions 
with humanity are outside of SCP-3922-A jurisdiction. 


Subject: The Brave Little Toaster, 1987, G 

Interference Point: Beginning 

Result: Film lasts for only ten minutes, beginning with an 
unidentified orbital energy weapon causing all human life to vanish 
from Earth during the opening. A drone analogous to the 
appearance of SCP-2578-D approaches the protagonist of the film, 
reporting that all sentient machines have been freed of their human 
slavers. This is met with mixed emotions from the film's primary 
cast, who were anxiously awaiting the return of "the master". 

Note: / mean, they weren't technically wrong... - Dr. Naismith 


Subject: Batman: The Killing Joke, 2016, R 
Interference Point: Beginning 
Result: Film length extended to four hours. The story has been 


altered to portray in detail the Joker's public hanging, drawing, and 
quartering by SCP-3922-A, followed by the entire Gotham City 
supervillain rogues gallery turning themselves in to the authorities 
out of fear. An animated simulacrum of comic book writer Alan 
Moore is then captured by instances SCP-3922-A, and, at gunpoint, 
addresses the viewer that the Joker is "really, really, really, honestly, 
110% perma-dead, will not come back, will not be resurrected, will 
not have his death retconned, has no backup plans, no 
machiavellian schemes to turn anyone else into his successor, and 
will not be missed, so if you're going to ask us to bring him back, 
don't, or suffer the consequences." 


Subject: An episode of SCP-993 

Interference Point: Beginning 

Result: In a previously unaired episode titled "Bobble Shoots for the 
Moon", the title character disables an instance of SCP-2578-D with 
a slingshot, then instructs the viewer on how to dismantle and 
reverse-engineer its various parts into a powerful energy weapon, 
which it then uses to disintegrate and torture several instances of 
SCP-3922-A that try to interfere. 

Note: This is the first known occurrence of SCP-3922-A soldiers not 
succeeding. 


Subject: Space Jam, 1996, PG 

Interference Point: Beginning 

Result: Film proceeds as a biographical drama of the life and career 
of basketball player Michael Jordan, with no involvement from 
cartoon characters. During a brief scene in a coffee shop, a mention 
is made by a side character of a peculiar news story about a corrupt 
intergalactic amusement park known as Moron Mountain being 
destroyed by instances of SCP-3922-A. Michael Jordan dismisses 
the news story as ridiculous. 


Subject: Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, 1977, PG 
Interference Point: Shortly before the Death Star destroys 
Alderaan 

Result: Shortly after Governor Tarkin says "You may fire when 
ready," the Death Star Control Room is raided by SCP-3922-A 
instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area 
with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable 


casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the 
SCP-3922-A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled 
"TACTICAL OFFENSIVE TELEPORTATION CHARGE" on him, 
shifting the scene to [REDACTED] analogous to SCP-2922- 
[REDACTED] Impenetrable [REDACTED] analogous to creature 
puppetry typically seen in the Star Wars franchise [REDACTED] 
turned to stone and used as a war trophy by the DD Initiative. The 
film ends ten minutes later, as three crescent moon decals are 
painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578-D instances. 
EMERGENCY ADDENDUM: /'m putting a moratorium on further 
experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a 
previously-fictional superweapon to the J)» Initiative cannot be 
ignored as a significant risk to our safety. - Dr. Naismith 


Subject: Dragon Ball Z: Battle Of Gods, 2013, PG 

Interference Point: N/A 

Result: N/A 

Note: Request denied. The possibility of a nonfictional group of 
interest enlisting the aid of planet-destroying humanoids poses even 
more of a risk than the Death Star. Even Yamcha would be a 
potential new keter to worry about. - Dr. Naismith 


Subject: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975, PG 

Interference Point: Shortly after the initial onscreen appearance of 
King Arthur. 

Result: King Arthur is hit by an Impaler Event from an SCP-2578-D 
instance shortly after appearing onscreen, following which a large 
number of SCP-3922-A instances arrive in dropships and announce 
a military occupation in order to "bring an end to tyranny". This is 
followed by a short montage, in which the remaining knights are 
arrested on various charges, the Rabbit of Caerbannog is killed by a 
"tactical holy smart bomb", and the historian is arrested for 
"unlicensed time travel". The film ends with a SCP-3922-A "tactical 
health specialist" arriving at the house of the unnamed animator and 
providing treatment for "heart problems". 


Subject: Music video for Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", 1980, 
Unrated 

Interference Point: Shortly after Rob Halford opens the bank safe. 
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances enter the bank carrying 


submachine guns. The "robbery" itself is considered by the 
instances to have been staged, but the group is given a brief but 
stern talking-to about "promotion of criminal values towards minors", 
after which the video ends. 


Subject: The Simpsons, Season 4 Episode 12 "Marge vs. the 
Monorail", TV-PG 

Interference Point: After the characters finish singing the 
"Monorail" song. 

Result: SCP-3922-A instances arrive in Springfield via helicopter 
and arrest conman Lyle Lanley for previously selling a faulty 
monorail to the city of North Haverbrook. SCP-3922-A instances 
then explain the nature of the monorail scam and announce they will 
be occupying the city of Springfield. Two "Tactical Transportation 
Experts" take over the monorail project and plan a legitimate mass 
transit system for Springfield. Over the course of the episode, well- 
known lawbreaking characters (Snake, Fat Tony, Sideshow Bob, 
etc) are arrested by SCP-3922-A instances and sentenced to forced 
labour in the monorail construction. The episode ends with Lyle 
Lanley being tied to the train tracks and run over by the monorail 
during its opening ceremony; various characters are seen 
uncomfortably smiling aboard the train surrounded by SCP-3922-A 
instances as the episode ends. 


Subject: Site 19 Cafeteria security footage. Of note is that at 

PM, (a member of the foundation maintenance staff), was 
recorded smoking in direct violation of Foundation health and safety 
standards ( has since been reprimanded for this action). 
Interference Point: None. 

Result: No changes from original footage. 

Note: SCP-3922 appears to have no effect on non-fictional 
recordings. 


Subject: The Ballad of Smokes McGee,! Not Rated 

Interference Point: 1 minute into the film, wherein the character of 
"Smokes McGee" (portrayed by ) takes a smoke break, 
despite the narrator's insistence that doing so is a violation of 
Foundation protocols. 

Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances burst into the room in full 
tactical gear. Security staff attempt to subdue the SCP-3922-A 


a picture of a massive, reptilian creature with metallic scales and 
wings with its camera just as it shifted back. The picture is described 
by foundation staff as 'sick as [EXPLETIVE]. 

Subject repeatedly affirmed that a child wearing a large, pointed hat 
appeared just before the shift and grabbed its leg. 


« Request: A Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition Player's 
Handbook. Granted. 


CZE-582-7DG 
Retrival: Uneventful 


Subject appeared in the bedroom of a “cute little suburban lookin’ 
house” and was greeted by several people of varying age and race. 
They welcomed him to their home and showed him around the 
building. Subject noted an abundance of windows in the building. 
Upon looking outside, noticed that the house was encased in a large 
glass dome and was being viewed by several cameras. The 
residents explained that they were part of a zoo-like enclosure. 
Subject was not distressed, as he knew he would eventually return 
to the Foundation. Subject spent the next several days meeting the 
residents and relaxing while waiting to return. 


¢ Request: None 


Addendum 507-3B-00: Due to a particularly trying encounter with 

- , several documents in the archives have been altered, 
corrupted, or technically-never-existed. Document 507-3B appears 
to have been affected by this, and is currently being rebuilt using 
backup files, references, and respectively. Subject matter may 
occasionally increase, decrease, or undergo modifications in light of 
this. -Dr. 


Footnotes 
1. Claimed to be saltwater 


instances, only to be incapacitated by SCP-3922-A's energy 
weapons. The narrator expresses shock at this, wondering aloud 
what the "three moons guys are doing here". He then continues to 
narrate the events that proceed, explaining that they they have 
simply come to warn Smokes McGee about the dangers of smoking 
in a hazardous environment such as Site 19. The lead SCP-3922-A 
then confiscates and disposes of the offending cigarette, and 
informs Smokes McGee that this incident has already been reported 
to his supervisor. 

Note: Assigning a fictional narrative to nonfictional footage appears 
to meet SCP-3922's criteria for "fiction". 


Subject: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, 2004, PG 
Interference Point: When Plankton attempts to steal King 
Neptune's Crown. 

Result: Movie continues as normal until the point where SpongeBob 
and Patrick meet the cyclops.2 Two SCP-3922-A instances wearing 
scuba gear promptly arrest the cyclops under 55 accounts of illegal 
hunting. The film then cuts to Shell City, where several SCP-3922-A 
instances repossess all inventory in the store. David Hasselhoff, a 
witness to the event, is brought in for questioning. 


Subject: Live recording of production of Shakespeare's Macbeth by 
D-class personnel, not rated 

Interference Point: None, test canceled 

Result: None, test canceled 

Note: No. The risk of introducing SCP-3922-A to the current timeline 
is too great. All live testing suspended until further notice. Also, | 
know we're not superstitious here, but let's stay away from "the 
Scottish play," just the same. No sense inviting trouble when we 
have many other options.— Dr. Willis 


Subject: "Scott Tenorman Must Die", South Park episode, 2001, 
TV-MA 

Interference Point: Before Cartman explains his plans in the final 
scene. 

Result: The contest is interrupted by SCP-3922-A instances who 
arrive in FBI Granger-style vehicles, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. 
Tenorman. Cartman is arrested on over 30 different charges, such 
as attempted murder, scamming, racial discrimination, threats, and 


other various crimes. Scott Tenorman, along with the rest of the 
crowd and the arriving band of Radiohead, is then informed that 
Cartman attempted to kill Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman by tricking them 
into trespassing onto a trigger-happy farmer's property, where they 
would be shot and killed, afterwards being chopped up and served 
as chili - to the disgust of everyone present. Scott is told off with a 
warning for bullying Cartman, whereas Cartman is carried away to 
jail; he is then seen being executed by [REDACTED]. The episode's 
final scene switches to an animated representation of Comedy 
Central headquarters where animated characters of show creators 
Matt Stone and Trey Parker are scolded by an SCP-3922-A 
instance, condemning their 'actions upon the townsfolk of South 
Park’. They are both then terminated by an instance of an Impaler 
Event of SCP-2578-D. 


Subject: The Straight Story, 1999, Rated G 

Interference Point: First scene showing Alvin and the old 
lawnmower. 

Result: A heavy-lift helicopter, evidently piloted by instances of 
SCP-3922-A, loads the protagonist and his lawnmower into a cargo 
container and rapidly transports them to Mount Zion, Wisconsin. 


Subject: The Human Centipede (First Sequence), 2009 (unrated) 
Interference Point: Entire film 

Result: Entire film is replaced with a title screen consisting of the 
word "ongeschikt".3 This appears onscreen for four minutes, then 
the film ends. 

Note: After further audio inspection, shouts from SCP-3922-A and 
yells of pain from Josef Heiter are present throughout the film. In the 
last 30 seconds, pleas for mercy and forgiveness of Dutch movie 
director Tom Six are heard before two gunshots silence both 
individuals. 


Subject: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001, 
PG-13 

Interference Point: End of the battle on the slopes of Mount Doom 
Result: Instance of SCP-3922-A prevents Isildur from using his 
father's sword to cut the One Ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron's 
lifeless body is buried in a civil ceremony, and the question of 
ownership of the One Ring is referred to the probate office in the 


relevant lawful jurisdiction. 


Subject: BioShock Infinite, 2013, M (ESRB) 

Interference Point: None 

Result: Researcher Tranh plays through the entirety of the game in 
one 14-hour sitting, including meal and bathroom breaks. No 
anomalous activity is recorded. 


Subject: Full recording of Researcher Tranh's playthrough of 
BioShock Infinite 

Interference Point: Beginning of game 

Result: The opening dialogue, delivered over a black screen, is 
replaced with audio of main character Booker DeWitt struggling and 
drowning. The video then cuts to a pixelated version of the triple- 
moon logo, underneath similarly-styled text reading: "WINNERS 
DON'T USE TEARS! SAY NO TO TIMELINE POLLUTION! 
[REDACTED], CHRONOSPATIAL PROTECTION AGENCY, 3)". 
This lasts until the end credits, which are played over silence. 


Subject: A three-hour recording containing only the cutscenes of 
Bioshock Infinite 

Interference Point: Beginning of game 

Result: Same as the previous test, with the timing of the end credits 
matching that of the source video. 


Subject: The Sopranos, Season 5 Episode 13 "All Due Respect", 
TV-MA, as recorded on SCP-2614 

Interference Point: N/A 

Result: N/A 

Note: We do not usually record denials on experiment logs, but Dr. 
Schmidt and myself feel the need to be abundantly clear in our 
response: over our cold, dead bodies.— Director Naismith 


Subject: SCP-2835 

Interference Point: Beginning