Pol-2804-1: Well it's like — it's — all of those words 
make sense on their own, you know? Most of them, at 
least. But put together it's just... <Trails off> 


Dr. Hamon: What words don't you understand? 


Pol-2804-1: Well, ‘deck’, for one. | mean, | know what it 
is as in decking someone <Mimes punching with left 
hand>, or a deck of cards, but | don't see how either of 
those would apply. 


Dr. Hamon: You're not familiar with the concept of a 
deck as an outdoor platform, connected to a house, and 
traditionally made of wood or wood-like materials? 
You've overseen the construction of many decks. Is 
there some other word you use for them? 


<Pol-2804-1 looks blankly at Dr. Hamon for twenty 
seconds.> 


Dr. Hamon: ... interesting. Well, whatever you built for 
the Wilkinsons, they removed it. Did you know about 
that? 


Pol-2804-1: I'm sorry, Dr. Hamon, | just can't get a grip 


on what you're saying. Maybe I'm having a stroke? 


Dr. Hamon: You're not having a stroke, don't worry. 
<Writes on notepad for forty-five seconds.> 
Hypothetically, if someone wanted to build an addition to 
their house, but one of your projects was in the way, 
what would they have to do? 


Pol-2804-1: Well, that's... just... it's certainly a pickle, 
isn't it? <Laughs> | imagine they'd have to give up on 
their changes. 


Dr. Hamon: | see... and suppose a natural disaster of 
some sort were to completely decimate someone's 
house, like absolutely obliterate it and everything ina 
five-mile radius. What would happen to the additions you 
made? 


Pol-2804-1: Why would anything happen to them? 


Footnotes 

1. Pending input from the Ethics Committee. 

2. The night before SCP-2804 appeared. 

3. Mrs. Whitaker died on September 22, 2016, in a car accident. 
4. The first building affected by SCP-2804, located 0.6 kilometers 
away from Pol-2804-1's residence. 


« SCP-2803 | SCP-2804 | SCP-2805 » 


SCP-2805: Disney on Ice 


Item #: SCP-2805 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2805 is to be contained 
within a cryonic containment unit located within Site-77. No 
personnel are permitted to directly view SCP-2805, and must do all 
observation through closed circuit cameras. Any Foundation 
employees who have worked on or around SCP-2805 and 
subsequently leave employment of the Foundation are to be 
monitored. Any former personnel who worked with SCP-2805 are to 
be prevented from taking up employment with The Walt Disney 
Company. 


Description: SCP-2805 is the severed head of American 
industrialist Walt Disney, held in suspended animation within a 
cryonic freezer. Attached to the freezer are two rotary telephones, 
circa 1966. Analysis of the cryonic device has been hampered by 
the fragility of the device and the effect SCP-2805 has on personnel 
who speak to it. On the base of the cryonic device, the words 
"Siberian Solutions from the Oneiroi Collective"! have been 
embossed. 


When a human subject is able to physically view SCP-2805, they 
will receive a phone call within 24 hours.2 The individual making the 
call claims to be Walt Disney, who will talk to the subject at length 
about their hopes for the future, their desires, and the "Epcot" 
portion of the Walt Disney World amusement park. Digital analysis 
has confirmed that the voice on the other end of the line sounds 
identical to recordings of Walt Disney's voice circa 1965. Phone 
calls were traced to various locations owned by the Disney 
corporation. 


Occasionally, during these calls, unidentified individuals can be 
heard demanding to be allowed to speak to the subject. SCP-2805 


will usually ignore them, but on occasion it has asked the subject to 
wait. During these times, a sound described by subjects as "frozen 
insects hitting glass" can be heard, before SCP-2805 resumes 
conversation, apologizing for delays from "unimaginative souls". 


SCP-2805 was discovered on 09/18/1967, when several secretaries 
for executives within the Disney corporation reported hearing calls 
from SCP-2805. After an executive member of the board of directors 
was Called, he began to spend significant amounts of time with the 
original "Epcot" plans, and eventually began to petition strongly for 
fashioning the "Epcot" park as an industrial center, similar to how 
Walt Disney had designed it. Foundation personnel intervened once 
the phenomenon was recognized as legitimate, and SCP-2805 was 
discovered within a hid[REDACTED]ribbean. It was contained on 
02/16/1968, and classified as Euclid. 


On 04/25/1968, SCP-2805 began calling Foundation personnel. 
Addendum: Interview log 2805-A 

Interviewed: SCP-2805 

Interviewer: Agent Smith 


Foreword: SCP-2805 called Agent Smith while the latter 
was involved in interviewing SCP- . Familiar with 
SCP-2805's documentation, Agent Smith carried out an 
impromptu interview with SCP-2805. 


<Begin Log> 
SCP-2805: Hello? Am | coming through? 
Agent Smith: Yes, can I, uh, ask who this is? 


SCP-2805: My name is Walt. I'm terribly sorry for calling 
without any forewarning, is this a bad time? 


Agent Smith: No, no, uh, please (sound of papers 
shuffling) please continue. 


SCP-2805: Well, if you've got the time, I'd like to talk to 


you about a project I've had in the works. 
Agent Smith: I've got all the time in the world, sir. 


SCP-2805: | call it the, uh, Florida Project. It's an 
experimental prototype for a future community. It's a 
place where the modern, hectic world wouldn't be a 
bother. A place where future technologies could be 
deployed, and then to the world. Unfortunately, | left my 
plans in the hands of people who didn't share my vision. 


Agent Smith: Who? 


SCP-2805: Marty. | hired him to work the newspaper, 
and after my, uh, illness, which | shall not go into, he was 
placed in charge of the Florida project. That's what | 
called it. But, they couldn't do it. All my imagineers, 
brilliant men, but they couldn't do it. 


Agent Smith: Couldn't do what, exactly? 


SCP-2805: The vision. None of them grasped it. | had 
thought, with the film, it was very explicit, but it didn't 
come across to them. | wanted a community of 
tomorrow, but they gave me a world's fair. Sklar, Marty, 
he was a wonderful boy, but he got it wrong. 


Agent Smith: I'm, uh, sorry to hear that. Is there 
anything | can do for you? 


SCP-2805: Marty couldn't do it, but he's not my only 
recourse. Other people can. Maybe even you. 


Agent Smith: Me? 


SCP-2805: | had a great vision, for a place to save the 
modern world from congestion, and horrible crowded 
noisiness. | want a place my grandchildren can grow up 
in. Do you see what | mean? 


Agent Smith Yes... but |, uh, don't think you're coming 
to the right guy. 


SCP-2805: Oh, but | am! 
Agent Smith: How do you figure? 


SCP-2805: Your organization, sir. | can't say with 
honesty that | understand everything you do, but you've 
got quite a bit of pull, and you're certainly a mile ahead of 
the technology sector. You can do it. 


Agent Smith: | don't think- 


SCP-2805: | need you to help me. | have a delivery 
system for my message, built on the backs of 
unimaginative dreams and parasites. I'm using them, so 
that we can build a better tomorrow. Can you dream it? 


Agent Smith: |... don't know. 
SCP-2805: If you can dream it, you can do it. 
<End Log> 


Footnotes 
1. Believed to be connected toSCP-2028andSCP-1498 
2. SCP-2805 does not exhibit any changes in status during this time 


« SCP-2804 | SCP-2805 | SCP-2806 » 


SCP-2806: We Have the Technology 


Item #: SCP-2806 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Individual instances of 
SCP-2806 are to be kept within high security electronics storage 
containers within the storage wing of Site-64. All testing involving 
SCP-2806 requires prior approval of site command. Testing of 
SCP-2806-6 requires additional approval by the site Ethics 
Committee. Following testing, instances of SCP-2806 are to be 
cleaned of any host remains, sanitized, and inspected for damage 
before being returned to storage. 


Per the SKYWALKER protocol, any individuals discovered with 
operational instances of SCP-2806 are to be apprehended, the 
instances surgically removed, and the subject amnesticized before 
being returned to the population with a non-anomalous replacement. 


Description: SCP-2806 designates a collection of seven prosthetic 
arms, six prosthetic eyes, three prosthetic legs, and four prosthetic 

ears. All instances are constructed from combinations of aluminum, 
PMMA, polycarbonate casings, and a black aramid fabric similar in 

composition to SCP-1360-1. 


All instances of SCP-2806 remain inert until placed on or next to an 
individual missing a limb, hereafter referred to as the host, that the 
particular instance of SCP-2806 is designed to replace. Provided 
that the appropriate command phrase is spoken’, a series of thin 
cobalt-chromium alloy wires will emerge from the prosthetic and 
enter the host at the site of the missing limb. These wires will then 
connect with the host’s peripheral nervous system over the course 
of several minutes. After this time the SCP-2806 instance becomes 
fully animate, and responds to the host in the same manner as a 
natural limb. SCP-2806 instances will not integrate with individuals 
who possess all their natural limbs. Investigation as to how 


instances of SCP-2806 are able to make this distinction is currently 
ongoing. 


Once an instance of SCP-2806 has integrated with a host, the 
aramid fabric begins to secrete a chemical compound that causes 
the host’s skin to grow dermal and epidermal layers of skin over the 
instance.23 Such growth begins at the point of integration between 
the host and the instance of SCP-2806, and rapidly spreads until the 
entire prosthetic has been covered. 


All instances of SCP-2806 demonstrate flaws in their operations 
upon integration. These flaws range from inconvenient to highly 
dangerous, and render SCP-2806 instances unsuited for long term 
use.4 To date, the only effective means of removing an integrated 
instance of SCP-2806 from a host is via surgery. Such removal often 
causes severe damage to the host’s peripheral nervous system, with 
significant central nervous system damage occurring in multiple 
cases. It is currently unknown as to whether fully operational 
versions of SCP-2806 exist. Investigation by MTF Gamma-13 is 
currently ongoing (See Addendum 2806-C). 


SCP-2806 instanci Prosthetic Type Notes 

2806-1 Prosthetic Arm When clenched, 
SCP-2806-1 delivers a 
constant force of 
2000N to any object 
heid. 

2806-2 Prosthetic Arm Fingers continuously 
move in a random 
pattern independent of 
host's control. 

2806-3 Prosthetic Arm Hand will 
automatically release 
any object heavier 
than 1kg. 

2806-4 Prosthetic Arm Prosthetic maintains a 
continuous 
temperature of 5U C. 

2806-5 Prosthetic Arm Prosthetic amplifies 


console will cause changes in the spectrum of radiation 
emitted by the device. Although the nature of these 
changes has yet to be determined, the patterns are 
consistent. Additionally, the device does not emit 
identical radiation from every surface. It appears to have 
over one million nearly identical micro-emitters arranged 
in a gridlike pattern across its surface; each one is 
capable of emitting variable radiation frequencies. When 
catalogued and mapped, the different frequencies of 
radiation form patterns and symbols which at least 
partially correspond to the symbols mapped onto the 
control console. 


[LONG SEQUENCE OF UNTRANSLATED DATA] 


power source was identified by Researcher 
FzqeCQoedID6Y+9%o. By activating two sliding panels 
previously unnoticed on the "under'"side of the control 
console, a roughly cylindrical portion hidden beneath the 
hinge could be removed. While externally 
undifferentiatable from the main portion of the device, 
this segment is somewhat denser. After its removal, the 
device would not activate. It has been advised that the 
device should be stored in this format from this point on. 
Against Researcher F+qeCQcedID6YF9%.'s advice, 
Subresearcher s+#ORop>¥A, out of curiosity, 
manipulated what is believed to be a connection socket 
on the putative power supply. A WP/y2—xc¢ was 
observed to emit involuntarily from Subresearcher 
s+#ORop»¥A, followed by [DATA EXPUNGED]!. 
Although this is a feasible (if unsavoury) method for 
recharging the device, should its power supply fail, it is 
recommended that valuable subresearchers not be used 
in this manner in the future. 


Addendum U6z CEI? 1.01: Researcher 
F+qeCQoedID6Y£9%. has been committed to safety 
storage ©pdhEx for reconditioning after activating a 
memetic weapon on the device. Simultaneous 
depression of the two control surfaces labeled NCOOD 


2806-6 


2806-7 


2806-8 


2806-9 


2806-10 


2806-11 


2806-12 


2806-13 


2806-14 


2806-15 


Prosthetic Arm 


Prosthetic Arm 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Eye 


Prosthetic Leg 


Prosthetic Leg 


desired force exerted 
by host by an 
approximate factor of 
ten. 

Aramid covering 
begins to replace the 
host’s skin, causing 
the host to break out 
in patches of aramid 
fibers all over their 
body. 

Fingers automatically 
repeat actions 
between three to five 
times before control is 
returned to the host. 
Eye's focal point 
remains 10 m past the 
focal point of the 
host's natural eye. 

All images are 
magnified by a factor 
of 100. 

Eye points in the 
opposite direction of 
the host's natural eye. 
Eye briefly ceases to 
send signals to the 
brain every two 
minutes. 

Eye is unable to move 
in socket. 

Eye produces 
imperfect vision with 
red/green 
colorblindness. 

Leg fails to deliver 
force greater than 


Leg only delivers a 


force of 4000 N. 
2806-16 Prosthetic Leg Leg performs all 
actions at three times 
the speed as the 
host's natural leg. 
2806-17 Prosthetic Ear All sounds are 
amplified to a 
continuous 115 dB. 


2806-18 Prosthetic Ear All sounds are muted 
to a continuous 30 GB. 

2806-19 Prosthetic Ear Constant presence of 
50 dB white noise. 

2806-20 Prosthetic Ear All sounds above 


100 dB are muted. 
Addendum 2806-B: Recovery 


SCP-2806 was recovered by Foundation personnel on July 17th, 
2015 following a raid on the offices of Gol-1115 (Anderson Robotics) 
by MTF Gamma-13 (Asimov’s Lawbringers) near Bend, Oregon. 
The following video transcript was recovered from a computer within 
the workshop that all instances of SCP-2806 were recovered. 


<Begin Log> 


An individual, later identified as Pol 45543 (Phineas), is 
visible working on an instance of SCP-2806 at the rooms 
central workbench. After several minutes a second 
individual, later identified as Pol 53412 (Isaac), enters. 


Isaac: How’s it coming? 

Phineas: It's coming. 

Isaac: Ready by deadline “It’s coming”? 
Phineas ceases to work on SCP-2806. 


Phineas: I've already told you I’m not meeting that 
ridiculous timetable. The Gyrfalcon series will be ready 
when it’s ready. 


Isaac: You were given nine months! The Peregrine 
series only took you four to get ready, and you had all 
hands on deck. You are aware that Ms. Fuentes already 
has at least four interested parties lined up for the 
release date? If we fail to meet that deadline our 
professional credibility is called into question. 


Phineas: Oh, spare me the lecture on professionalism. 
It's one thing for us to do custom pieces like we did for 
that Howell kid. It's another thing for us to produce ona 
mass scale. | mean, Jesus, do you have any idea how 
complex this kind of project is? 


Isaac: | have a rough... 
Phineas: Do you? Do you really? 


Isaac: Fine. | don’t. | admit it. The magic bullshit is your 
department. So, please, educate me on why we can’t 
release on time.