10 March 19 | We have... indirectly discovered our 
solution for transferring the strain to human subjects. 
One of these egg contains a human embryo... It seems 
Daniel is indeed still with us. Truly a miracle. Daniel is a 
martyr if there ever was one. Everything that happened 
that day was dignified. Praise the Lord. 


The birds are extremely holy. | can hardly understand 
their faces anymore. Are they of Christ? Or are they 
simply his cherubim? 


11 March 19 | Elijah is at rest. | hope he’s dead. We’re 
destroying the rest of the eggs before they hatch, but 
we're going to be more careful this time. 


We're being besieged by the devil. The foul births would 
be an abomination, it’s true, and it was not our intention, 
but such is the nature of the things. We should know it is 
not God’s will that a human should hatch. This is wrong. 
Ezekiel proclaims that he will castrate himself and ask 
the Lord for forgiveness. 


The produce will instead be extracted from the shell of 
Daniel's egg. 


We can’t wait for these things to come to term. His image 
was not meant for them. His grace... they cannot know 
his grace. Animals do not have souls. What would we 
make of an animal messiah? | laugh, but... 


Transcript of Security Camera Footage 


10:30:01 Three men wearing orange jumpsuits 
enter a room. Each man is pushing a 
wheelbarrow. The room is lined with 
incubators for large eggs. 


10:32:22 The men begin gently placing the 
eggs in the wheelbarrows. The men are 
moving quietly. They do not communicate 
verbally and instead use hand gestures. 


10:39:01 28 eggs have been placed into the 
wheelbarrows. The men cart the wheelbarrows 
out of the room. 


10:42:42 Three men with wheelbarrows filled 
with eggs enter a room on the basement floor 
of the facility. In the center of the room is an 
elevator shaft. 


10:42:55 Five plainly dressed men enter the 
room. Four men are holding sledgehammers. 
One man is holding a jug that is assumed to 
contain gasoline. 


10:44:02 All eight men board the elevator in 
tow with the eggs. 


10:46:01 Elevator descends. One man shouts 
as the elevator shifts. 


10:47:23 A bearded, heavyset man in a yellow 
robe enters the room and inserts a key into the 
console near the elevator shaft. 


10:47:23 The man exits the room. Lights in the 
area power off. 


| have Daniel in this vessel. | will extract from him the 
Essence of Grain so that it may offered to a righteous 
woman. | will offer Daniel to the LORD. My Burnt 


Offering. | will bring with me progenitors of Daniel. 
Offerings of Fellowship. Green doves. The DNA of Mary. 
Christian Plasma. My son will have the gifts of the 
Begotten and we will have Parousia. 


The Lord helps those who help themselves. Prepare for 
the Advent. 


Sing for the Advent! 


Ezekiel Valeriy lepureanu 
Primate Autocephalous Mission of Moldova 


Addendum B | Transcripts 


Selected Transcripts of Recovered Footage 
03/1 3/1996-03/28/2013. Each transcript begins at 10:55 
NZST. 


03/13/19 : The door to the elevator shaft opens and 
eight men enter into a hallway. Four of the men are 
carrying sledgehammers, one man is carrying a tank of 
gasoline. Three men cart wheelbarrows in front of the 
others toward a heavy iron door. 


The men enter into a large, empty chamber with cement 
walls. There is a rope lamp hanging from the center of 
the room. The men begin unloading the eggs onto the 
ground in two parallel lines of fourteen. A man pours 
gasoline down each line, and four men stand readied 
with sledgehammers over four separate eggs. The men 
hoist the sledgehammers, attempting to crush the eggs. 
Video feed ends immediately after the hammers make 
contact with the shells. 


03/14/19 : Twenty-eight skeletal chicks (SCP-2782) 
stand in two parallel rows of fourteen, motionless, for 
twenty-four hours. 


03/15/19 : The chamber has been partially flooded with 
an estimated 2 meters of water. SCP-2782 appear on 


the floor, and slowly float upwards. Each chick flaps in 
unison and breaches the surface of the water, landing 
their feet on the surface and remaining motionless. This 
process Is repeated every day. 


03/16/19 : Eight men appear in the water and breach 
the surface. The men are in a panic and screaming. 
SCP-2782 remain motionless. The men attempt to open 
the door but cannot. One man attempts to swing a 
sledgehammer underwater. This is not effective. This 
behavior continues for three hours. 


Men huddle, hanging on the rope lamp to conserve 
energy. They discuss their situation and are confused by 
the presence of SCP-2782. Five men claim to be 
maintenance technicians while the other three are 
security guards. They seem to be unaware of the nature 
of SCP-2782 or any unusual activity in the facility leading 
up to this point. 


One man interacts with SCP-2782-12, the twelfth chick in 
the first row on the north side of the room. SCP-2782-12 
remains idle during interactions. 


No other notable events. 


03/18/19 : Men in the room complain of shortness of 
breath. By the end of the cycle five men are breathing 
heavily. 


Light begins to flicker. 


03/19/19 : The men are suffocating. One man succumbs 
and floats in the water. 


SCP-2782 converge on the incapacitated man and begin 
picking at him. Emancipated biological matter is not 

digested and floats freely through the room. This process 
lasts seven hours until only bone remains on the subject. 


This is repeated for each individual. By the end of the 


cycle all men are deceased and destroyed. 


03/20/19 -03/21/19 : No notable activity. Light begins to 
dim. 


03/21/19 : Eight men appear in the water and breach 
the surface. They are screaming and in a panic. The 
men begin to suffocate and succumb in 10 minutes. 


The birds converge on the incapacitated men and 
consume them. 


No other notable activity. Lights in the room are no 
longer active. 


... RECORDS PARSED 18 YEARS... 
....DUPLICATES ENTRIES REMOVED... 


03/21/20 : Area not visible. No sound of water 
splashing, but a slight "sloshing" noise. Screams and 
sounds of men in pain are heard for roughly three 
seconds before they fade. Sounds of eating. 


No other notable activity. 
Addendum C | Interviews 


The door to SCP-2782 was breached on 05/01/20 and 
drained of water. The area was completely filled with 
densely compacted bones and clothing. Eight surviving 
men were discovered. SCP-2782 were in resting 
positions. 


The men were removed from the chamber by MTF and 
moved to a nearby intermediate facility. The following is 
an interview with one individual, SCP-2782-X2. The 
individual seemed to only be partially capable of human 
speech, and does not seem to understand what he is 
saying. He is believed to be in a persistent state of 
stupor due to traumatic stress. The other men share a 
similar condition. 


Researcher Sanders: Hello. 


SCP-2782-X2: Emandaraba kataer lataen 
boom yo shupolemos 
Subject is hunched over and muttering. 


Researcher Sanders: Sorry, please slow 
down. 


SCP-2782-X2: Mand rabaer eee oooh eee 
andaraba hum mmm emm lieunerab hmm 
emm. 

Subject is humming. 


Researcher Sanders: Please nod if you can 
understand what | am saying. 


SCP-2782-X2: Tilam berant kataeyos rabaer 
mmm sauemes immm. 
Subject nods. 


Subject is given a paper and a pencil. Subject 
looks up, grabs the pencil and begins drawing. 


The drawing appears to be random scribbling 
almost covering the paper. 


Researcher Sanders: What is this? Can you 
write in English? 


Subject writes on the back of the paper. 


The writing is a longhand English script 
reading "ADONAI" 


Researcher Sanders: Is there something 
you'd like to tell us? Would you like to leave? 


Subject continues writing the word "ADONAI" 
at increasing speeds, then grabs the pencil 
with both hands and thrusts it into his temple. 


Researcher Sanders clears her throat. 


Researcher Sanders is escorted out of the 
room. 


Subject is monitored until he expires from 
blood loss. 


05/04/2014: SCP-2782-X2 does not resurrect within the 
chamber. Assumed to be neutralized and free of 
SCP-2782's effect. 


Addendum D | Tests 
05/08/2014 


Animals were introduced into the testing area. SCP-2782 
will ignore all deceased subjects save for humans. 
SCP-2782 has ignored all but one D-Class subject 
introduced to it, D-0548. Subject was a Hispanic male 
charged with the murder of three people. 


Researcher Sanders: Tell us a little about 
yourself. What were you in for? 


D-0548: Oh. | think you know. A blind man 
committed a triple homicide. Why do you ask? 
| assume it's a rhetorical question. 


Researcher Sanders: You claim you didn't kill 
those people. 


D-0548: You're on to something. | might have 
done it. | got up twice to pee twice that night 
and | like to make a game of stumbling around 
in the hallway. Anything could have happened. 


Researcher Sanders: Thank you. You'll be 
released after this test. 


D-0548 appears incredulous. 


SCP-324: Eulogy Shrub 


Item #: SCP-324 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: While SCP-324 does not 
require efforts beyond basic botanical maintenance to thrive, access 
to its products are to be strictly controlled to prevent theft and 
possible uncontrolled cultivation. SCP-324 is to be contained within 
a secure solarium or equivalent agricultural facility in a minimum of 
five (5) cubic meters of soil. Soil should be maintained at a 
consistent pH of between 4 and 4.5, with a minimum 12% humus (or 
similar organic compound) component to topsoil. A misting system 
or other remote means of watering should be implemented to 
minimize the number of staff with access to SCP-324. 


SCP-324 is currently held at Site-23, solarium 16, bay 194 under 
these conditions. As on-site research staff already has access to 
specialized botanical testing equipment and methodologies via the 
containment of SCP-038, transfer of SCP-324 to another facility is 
subject to Level 4 approval. Products of SCP-324 (designated 
SCP-324-1) may be transferred between research staff as 
necessary with Level 3 approval. To maintain SCP-324 as the only 
mature specimen during initial research, attempts to cultivate further 
specimens from SCP-324-1 off-site are currently suspended. 


Description: SCP-324 is a small, evergreen shrub currently 1.4 
meters in height and possessing a complex root system that extends 
approximately 2.5m below the soil. Leaves are lanceolate, ranging 
between 4-6cm in width. During the flowering phase, SCP-324 
produces small (14-22mm) white flowers with nine (9) petals. Berries 
produced by SCP-324 are designated SCP-324-1, and appear 
pinkish-white in color with diameters between nine (9) and fourteen 
(14) millimeters. Berries are edible, with flavor reported as tart and 
mildly sweet. 


Subject is led into the chamber by guards. 
Subject is asked to turn around. The guard 
terminates D-0548 via bolt, then exits the 
room. D-0548 is consumed by SCP-2782. 


05/11/20 


D-0548 reappears in the center of the room in 
a fetal position. Subject remains motionless for 
six seconds. 


SCP-2782 turn to D-0548 and move toward 
him. SCP-2782 jump up and down on D-0548 
until he starts moving, then return to their 
Original positions. 


D-0548 quickly rises to his feet and surveys 
the area. 


D-0548: What the fuck? What the fuck? 


D-0548 feels the back of his head. Subject 
lightly strokes his eyes. 


D-0548: ...fuck is this? Who the fuck are you 
people? | was fucking innocent! What is this? 


D-0548 begins pacing and sobbing. Notices 
SCP-2782 and begins stomping them. 


D-0548: Fuck these things! | swear to fucking 
god! 


Runs to open the door and fails. D-0548 
shouts. D-0548 turns around and continues 
stomping SCP-2782 instances. SCP-2782 
appears indifferent. One instance appears to 
be 'cleaning its feathers’. 


D-0548: This is a dream. | can only see in my 
dreams! (laughs) I'm dreaming! 


Subject bangs his head on the wall with 
extreme force. Subject is unconscious. 


SCP-2782 do not appear interested in D-0548. 
One instance of SCP-2782 side steps away 
from the subject. 


Researcher's Notes 


As of now we know that D-0548 was innocent. We think 
SCP-2782 will ignore subjects it does not consider 
"good" in one way or another. We are not sure why he 
was not resurrected by SCP-2782, but it may be due to 
his behavior shortly after his resurrection. You may 
notice a subject on page 46 [NEED TO KNOW] of the 
testing logs - one of our own - while having a completely 
clean record was also ignored by the birds. 


UPDATED REVISION: 05/20/20 


After an extended period of inactivity, the chamber containing 
SCP-2782 spontaneously manifested 52,561 fish. SCP-2782 
appears ambivalent. Reasons for these manifestations are currently 
unknown. 


Series: Holy Science 


« SCP-2781 | SCP-2782 | SCP-2783 » 


SCP-2783: Silent Lamentations of a Clockwork 
Goddess 


Item #: SCP-2783 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Complete information regarding 
SCP-2783 is restricted to individuals with Level 5 Security 
Clearance. Physical access to SCP-2783 is likewise restricted to 
personnel with Level 5 Security Clearance and requires Overseer 
permission. Personnel assigned to SCP-2783 must undergo 
appropriate amnestic therapy upon reassignment. Exploration must 
be carried out by personnel qualified in basic extradimensional 
exploration procedures. Standard non-hostile environment 
exploration equipment and supplies are required for all explorations. 
Man-portable exploration drones, man-powered vehicles (such as 
bicycles), and other surveying equipment may also be permitted on 
a case-by-case basis. 


Description: SCP-2783 is an extradimensional anomaly accessible 
through the door of the former Laboratory 37 of the Artificial 
Intelligence Wing at Site-43. Individuals who cross the threshold of 
Laboratory 37! will be transported to a location outside of regular 
three-dimensional space.2 GPS tracking devices identify the location 
as existing in a tomb in southern Iraq. Foundation archaeologists 
have identified several artifacts connected to at least two previously 
undocumented pre-Mesopotamian civilizations at this site. Joint 
Foundation-ORIA quarantine of the area was put into effect shortly 
after discovery.3 No physical evidence of SCP-2783 has been 
uncovered at this location to date. 


The interior of SCP-2783 visually resembles a graveyard. Subjects 
manifest inside of a fence approximately 1 meter past a gate; 
walking through this gate returns subjects to the Artificial Intelligence 
Wing at Site-43. Subjects have reported a variety of disparate, 


mutually exclusive conditions within SCP-2783.4 These disparities 
include climate and meteorological conditions within SCP-2783, 
generally conforming to contemporary seasonal conditions typical of 
the current subject's place of birth, or a locale they strongly culturally 
identify with. All graves in SCP-2783 are near-uniformly marked, 
with markers again conforming to customs typical in the current 
subject's place of birth. Many subjects have noted an apparent 
similarity to military graveyards. All epitaphs and other markings are 
in the current subject's native language. All graves have, to date, 
remained consistently dedicated to the same or similar persons. 


Graves will always appear in square grids, 300 graves to a side, 
90,000 graves per grid. For ease of documentation, grids are 
assigned a two-letter designation with individual graves given a 
numeric designation. For a full map of the interior of SCP-2783 with 
current grids and grave numbers, consult Document SCP-2783/B.