Item Description: A copy of the novel, "The Bad Beginning", by 
Lemony Snicket. When the novel is opened to page 13, a man can 
be heard singing the words, "Look Away". This man has been 
identified as the actor, Neil Patrick Harris. 

Date of Recovery: 9/2/2017 

Location of Recovery: Capac State Library 

Current Status: In storage. 

Notes: Personnel are not allowed to take the book out of storage to 
read it. If you want to read a book, read the employee handbook. 


Item Description: A Carl Thompson Rainbow Bass. When any 
song of the band Primus is played, a voice is heard saying "Primus 
Sucks!". This effect is present regardless of whether the song was 
played perfectly or incomplete. 

Date of Recovery: 05/02/2006 

Location of Recovery: A music store in 

Current Status: In storage. 

Notes: Primus Sucks! 


Item Description: A portable AM/FM radio that receives stations 
from Rhode Island instead of its current location. Stations from 
neighboring areas of Connecticut and Massachusetts are also 
audible, gradually fading the further their transmitters are from 
central Providence. 

Date of Recovery: 09/06/2017 

Location of Recovery: Offices of , Inc., Los Angeles, CA. 
Current Status: In storage. 


Item Description: A large bathroom mirror. anyone who looks into 
the mirror has a strong urge to have a staring contest with their own 


reflection. This urge subsides once the individual blinks. 
Date of Recovery: 09/09/2017 

Location of Recovery: A pawn shop in Texas. 
Current Status: In storage. 

Notes: A cloth should be kept over the mirror to prevent the 
anomalous property. 


Informazioni Sull'oggetto: Una ciotola di spaghetti che quando 
hanno visto modifiche tutte le informazioni digitate o scritto su di 
esso in Italiano mal formulata. 

Giorno di ottenere tale oggetto: 03/01/2017 

Piastra direcupero: —, Americani Uniti Territory. 

Corrente: mangiato. 


Item Description: A fluorescent light strip that emits "dark" when 
powered with no less than 22.3 watts. "Dark" behaves as an anti- 
light particle would: opaque objects leave "light" shadows, should 
there be other lighting in the room, mirrors reflect "dark" as 
expected, etc. 

Date of Recovery: /12/198 

Location of Recovery: Basement of small Italian restaurant " 
Current Status: Site recreational wing 

There's no reason to keep an anti-light locked up. | think it's a pretty 
interesting mind screw. -Researcher 


Item Description: A pair of red training boxing gloves which, 
despite fully covering the fingers, do not impede finger function in 
any significant way. 

Date of Recovery: 12/06/1999 

Location of Recovery: A garage sale in Decatur, Georgia. 
Current Status: In storage. Research into possible connection with 
[REDACTED] is ongoing. 


Item Description: Thirteen Russian Matryoshka that all mutually fit 
inside of each other. 

Date of Recovery: 2/10/1923 

Location of Recovery: kilometers Northeast of Moscow, Russia. 
Current Status: 2 shattered by reckless researcher (reprimanded. 
Remains show no anomalous properties), 110n display in Site 
Anomalous Items wing. 


Item Description: A blue backpack. When this backpack comes 
into contact with a human, its weight increases by approx. 836.7 
pounds. After ten minutes of contact, the weight of the backpack will 
slowly increase. The backpack is currently 6002.18 kg. 

Date of Recovery: 18/6/2017 

Location of Recovery: A community elementary schoolin _, 
Ohio. 

Current Status: In process of being transported to Site- 

Notes: By god, the recovery team still hasn't gotten it to the site. 
They've been hauling that thing from to here for the past year 
now. Turns out automated contact still counts. — Junior Researcher 


Item Description: A black and white cathode ray television set 
manufactured in the 1950s. When switched on, regardless of 
channel setting, a young man in a cricket player's uniform is seen 
looking directly at the viewer and continually repeating the phrase 
"the man upstairs" in a variety of inflections and intonations. 

Date of Recovery: 3/3/1998 

Location of Recovery: Purchased from an antique dealer in 
Vladivostok, Russia. 

Current Status: Unplugged and in storage. 


Item Description: A HSS Fender Stratocaster with a Floyd Rose. 
The guitar's strings will never go out of tune, break, degrade 
overtime, will always remain at the same constant tension, 
regardless of events that would alter the tension, and will never lose 
its tonality. 

Date of Recovery: //1980 

Location of Recovery: A Guitar Center store in , U.S.A. 
Current Status: In storage at the Music Wing of Site- . Currently 
tuned to D#0 tuning. 

Notes: Personnel who attempt to play the guitar in bass range 
tunings with guitar amps will be reprimanded. 

Additional Notes: No, it does not djent. 


Item Description: I'm a rubber ducky! :3 | can squeak, talk, and 
float! :D <3 

Date of Recovery: Who cares! Who wants to snuggle? ;) 
Location: | was from... oh, God... 


Current Status: ... Well, heh, looks like... w-was dad really like 
that? 


... [need to go lie down... 
*wimper* 


Item Description: A file named imagene.exe. When run, it allows 
for the selection of text within images. 

Date of Recovery: 6/18/2014 

Location of Recovery: Albany, New York 

Current Status: Stored on a flash drive at Site- . 


Item Description: An audio file named Bells.mp3. It plays a random 
song played on bells each time it is opened. Upon listening to the 
audio clip in its entirety, the viewer will hear that exact song heard in 
the clip every time a bell rings within the area it is audible to the 
subject. This only affects the viewer, and lasts for an indefinite 
amount of time unless an amnesiac is administered or the subject is 
rendered deaf. 

Date of Recovery: 4/3/2016 

Location of Recovery: Recovered from a laptop in London, 
England 

Current Status: Stored on a computer at Site- . 

Notes: Personnel who change their colleague's ringtones to the 
.mp38 file outside testing purposes will be reprimanded. 


Item Description: A PNG file of a pair of human lungs that causes 
anyone who views anything related to it to forcibly breathe manually, 
sneeze and cough for hours. The effects may vary, but do not 
accumulate. 

Date of Recovery: [REDACTED] 

Location of Recovery: The computer of various citizens in city, 
Brazil. 

Current Status: Stored on a computer as 

Notes: Personnel who prank others with this will be seriously 
reprimanded. 


Item Description: Bookmarks that will not lose their place. 
Date of Recovery: 10/5/2017 
Location of Recovery: Franford Library, Arkansas 


Current Status: All 3872 instances of this item are available in the 
staff library 


Item Description: a pair of scissors that "regenerates" paper. Two 
scissor blades that "regenerate" paper. 

Date of Recovery: 10/5/2017 

Location of recovery: elementary school. 

Current status: Available for staff use. Snapped in half after being 
stepped on by researcher __, still available for staff use. 


Item Description: A soda can. Analysis indicates that the ratio of 
the circumference of its bases to the diameter of its bases (i.e., the 
value of pi) is roughly equal to 4.282983. 

Date of Recovery: 2017-09-19 

Location of Recovery: Nishinomiya, Hydgo Prefecture, Japan 
Current Status: In storage 


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drazahofni roniM :noitpircseD metl 

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Notes: Maybe | should have written that in reverse. 


Item Description: A gold wedding ring. Item is noticed to shine 
87.5% brighter than other objects built from the same alloy. 

Date of Recovery: 2017-10-02 

Location of recovery: Jewelry Store, Italy. 

Current status: Worn by researcher Dr. Rivers, subject describes 
item as "really pretty". 


Item Description: A Alienware laptop. Noticed to have a "infinite" 
storage space. Number of space reads "Infinite 

Date of Recovery:2017-10-12 

Location of Recovery:Raid on a said Insurgent holdout, found in 
the holdout armory 

Current status: In possession of Dr. Church in his personal 
quarters 

Notes: Whoever put of pornography on my new computer is 
gonna get a [DATA EXPUNGED] and a lower paycheck!- Dr. Church 


Item Description: A female researcher of age, that will always 
sneeze whenever in direct sight with any Keter Class object. 

Date of Recovery: 20 - - 

Location of Recovery: Ability found during testing at Site-19 
Current Statues: Stationed at Site-19 

Notes: | don't care I've been put in the anomalous category, I'm don't 
always sneeze when in direct contact with a Keter!- Dr. Catherine 
Notes(2): After further testing, we have confirmed that Catherine 
sneezes when in direct contact with any Anomalies.- Dr. Church 


Log of Extranormal Events: For when things happen 
which are unexplained, but occurred too briefly or quickly 
for the Foundation to contain them. Feel free to add to it, 

but be aware that it is regularly pruned. 


Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have 
attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the 
Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation 
deploys a cover-up team to conceal the evidence from the public. 
This is merely a reminder to agents and researchers that not all of 
them can be contained. 

-Agent Carriontrooper 


Event Description: 3 civilians reported a glowing figure appearing 
in the center of a nearby lake, two cell-phone images supporting. 
There is no reason to believe the anomaly lasted longer than several 
seconds before abruptly disappearing. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: Lake Camp Grounds, , USA. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Local media sources monitored, rumors 
involving the existence of a "lake ghost" disseminated. Special 
attention is to be paid to the region in the future. 


Event Description: A naked, glowing humanoid figure appeared 
suddenly in the city's subway and seen by several eyewitnesses and 
captured by the security cameras. It disappeared after a few 
seconds. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: , Spain. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: A team of disguised agents and a 
makeshift holographic projection unit were taken on location. Team 
explained that the incident was a part of their avant-garde ‘urban 
shock art’ exhibition all over Europe. Fake viral media planted to 
give credence to the team's supposed art group. 


Event Description: Spider population of , a small town, 


strongly than me telling you a joke, and since no two 
people in the world have exactly the same neural 
chemistry, there's no way to know in advance what kind 
of memes will be treated as threats for any given 
person.” 


SCP-898 Test Log, 4/3/1992 

Subject: D-44589 infected with SCP-898, Strain 3, and D-44590, 
not infected. 

Test: The first subject would be locked into a soundproof room and 
provided with a written sample of SCP-444 and asked to copy it onto 
another blank piece of paper. When that task was completed, a 
second subject would enter the room, and the first subject would 
verbally describe what he had written to the second subject. 
Results: D-44589 initially appeared to be unable to copy the text, 
until he resorted to tracing over it. He was unable to describe what 
he had written to D-44590, and finally resorted to showing D-44590 
what had copied. D-44590 was isolated along with D-44589. While 
D-44590 began to show symptoms of SCP-444 infection, D-44589 
did not, and eventually they became unable to communicate with 
each other. 


Subject: D-44591 infected with SCP-898, Strain 4, and D-44592, 
not infected. 

Test: See above. 

Results: D-44591 successfully copied the text and read it aloud to 
D-44592. D-44591 was isolated along with D-44592. While D-44592 
began to show symptoms of SCP-444 infection, D-44591 did not, 
but they were still able to have some limited communication. 


Excerpt from Interview w/ Dr. Grienko (12/13/1995) 


Grienko: "Our early attempts at making a counter-meme 
toyed with the idea of compelling the infected subject to 
be blind or apathetic towards incoming memes, but those 
had even more serious drawbacks than the "Berserker 
Serum." In the worst cases, our subjects would become 
effectively blind and deaf, unable to see or hear or read 
any language or... sense... anything else with powerful 
mental associations. In the best cases, the subjects 
would still be effective carriers of any meme they 


quintupled over the space of three months. Not known to correspond 
to any significant SCP item activity. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: , Nevada, USA. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Data suppressed, area to be monitored 
for future natural population spikes. 


Event Description: Time skips between 2.5 and hours took place 
in , North Carolina before normalizing to one day after initial 
skip. Non self-correcting electronic devices such as digital clocks 
were seemingly unaffected and displayed incorrect times in different 
areas of the town. Event bears similarity to a relatively unnoticed 
event in , Nevada, though no connection could be traced 
between the two events. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: , North Carolina ( , Nevada). 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Local news reported electromagnetic 
interference caused by local power plant. Small observation team 
assigned to area. 


Event Description: , Wales, was found to be abandoned. The 
population was found comatose in a nearby field. hours after the 
estimated time of the event, the population awoke with no 
recollection of the event. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Population dosed with Class B 
Amnestics and a cover story was established. A road accident with a 
Samson-Craig Products (an SCP front company) chemical tanker 
was staged, an emergency evacuation camp was arranged and the 
population given £ per head compensation. Inthe years since 
the event there has been no recurrence or abnormal behaviour in 
the population. 


Event Description: Three similar looking men were witnessed 
fighting in a gas station parking lot. Eyewitness reports maintain that 
each man claimed to be , a well known local car 
salesman, and were fighting over which individual was the "true" 
one. Two of the men were killed when the third procured a crowbar. 
The third was fatally shot by a local police officer. 


Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: —_, Oklahoma. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses and involved persons were 

questioned and given Class B Amnestics. Close family members of 
were questioned and given Class A Amnestics. A cover 

story involving the individual's suicide was established. The three 

bodies were recovered for autopsy and are currently maintained in a 

Site-19 minimum security storage freezer. 


Event Description: Several students attending Collegiate 
began complaining about a loud buzzing noise. A custodian for the 
school located the source as a single monitor in the computer lab 
during his duties, and reported the power button was unresponsive. 
When the lab technicians arrived the next day, they unplugged the 
monitor after other attempts proved futile. Witnesses of the event 
report a scream playing through the computer's speakers, and the 
image of a digitized face screaming appeared for a moment before 
power was lost. 

Date of Occurrence: / / 

Location: Collegiate in the ; , USA. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: The monitor was confiscated and 
replaced for inspection. Nothing of interest has been found.