one of the members of this group will be chosen to become the new 
leader’. There is a much larger caste of SCP-2666-3 that are 
identical to the instances that existed before hierarchy developed. 
There is also a small group of SCP-2666-3 that are approximately 
0.5 meters shorter than all the others. This group acts as servants to 
the other castes. 


Addendum 2666-F: A message has been found engraved into the 
side of the most active volcano. It is written in Latin. When 
translated, it reads as follows: 


A new world approaches 


No signature was found, but a charred human skeleton was found 
nearby. 


Addendum 2666-G: A small cave has been located at the base of 
the most active volcano. Within this cave are several statuettes of 
SCP-2666-1, SCP-2666-2, and an unidentified humanoid figure. 
There is also a wooden bed, a portrait of the unidentified humanoid 
figure, and several engravings in an unknown language on the wall. 


Incident Report 2666-3-01: As an experiment, the leader of the 
SCP-2666-3 population was terminated. Within approximately 30 
minutes, the bodyguard caste started to climb to the top of the 
nearest volcano. Once they reached the top, they all started emitting 
humming sounds. These sounds animated both SCP-2666-1 and 
SCP-2666-2, and both entities started to approach the group of 
SCP-2666-3. As soon as they arrived, the group of SCP-2666-3 
stopped humming. SCP-2666-2 and SCP-2666-1 began to walk 
towards each other and collided, merging into one entity that was 
similar in appearance to the unidentified statuettes that the 
SCP-2666-3 burned. It touched one of its fingertips to the head of 
each member of the group of SCP-2666-3, emitted a loud humming 
noise and then disintegrated. SCP-2666-1 and SCP-2666-2 began 
reconstructing separately in the center of SCP-2666 and one of the 
members of the bodyguard caste slowly grew taller until it was 
approximately 1.5 meters tall. A member of the middle caste was 
chosen at random to become a part of the bodyguard caste, and the 
SCP-2666-3 population went back to their normal activities. 


Incident Report 2666-3-02: An instance of SCP-2666-3 was found 
in Miami, Florida, slowly dragging a pickup truck to the ocean. The 
instance was terminated, and class A amnestics were administered 
to all witnesses. Worldwide searches for other instances are 
currently pending approval. 


Footnotes 
1. See Incident Report 2666-3-01. 


« SCP-2665 | SCP-2666 | SCP-2667 » 


SCP-2667: The Sightseers of Provence 


Item #: SCP-2667 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Public entry into SCP-2667 
should be prevented. Foundation researchers have established a 
permanent station at the site, and have set up a system of alarms 
and cameras to monitor the location. Warning signs and a cover 
story have been constructed claiming that the cliff near this site is 
unstable and dangerous, and that the police will escort trespassers 
from the site. At least six armed Foundation guards dressed as 
policemen should be present at the station at all times and take 
measures to avoid public access to SCP-2667. 


All conversations with SCP-2667-1 through 9 must be recorded by 
the research staff. Any signs of change or movement in SCP-2667-1 
through 9 must be brought to the attention of the site manager. If 
objects displaying similar properties to SCP-2667-1 through 9 are 
discovered in other locations, please alert the site manager as soon 
as possible. 


Description: SCP-2667 is a statue garden located 12km from ‘ 
France. It is square in shape, bordered by a low sandstone wall, and 
measures 12 hectares in area. A variety of plant species have been 
planted in the garden, which has also been colonised by weeds from 
the local area. The site is in a state of moderate disrepair, and while 
it contains watering systems such as sprinklers these are non- 
operational. 


A number of statues designated SCP-2667-1 through -9 are 
scattered throughout the site. These vary in height from 155 to 

178 cm, and are constructed from red clay. A further statue, 
SCP-2667-10, is broken into three pieces and lies near the entrance 
to the garden. They depict young women in relaxed poses, with fully 
sculpted facial features except no eyes are present. SCP-2667-1 


through 4 are positioned to face the coast to the South, whereas 
SCP-2667-5 through 9 each face the entrance to the site. 


Between the hours of 13:04 and 14:48 (UTC+1) each day, 
SCP-2667-1 through 9 become active. While active, they are 
capable of causing human subjects within ten metres to hear a voice 
that appears to be coming from the direction of the statue. Electronic 
recording equipment is not affected and the voice cannot be blocked 
by physical obstruction or covering the ears of subjects. These 
voices have always communicated in French regardless of the 
native language of the listener, and whether the listener is fluent in 
French at all. 


Interview SCP-2667-C, 2013/ / (transcribed and translated by Dr 
Gauthier) 


<begin log, 13:27> 
SCP-2667-2: Good day! What a beautiful planet this is! 


Dr Gauthier: Good day. I'd like to ask you a few 
questions, if that is not a problem. 


SCP-2667-2: | would enjoy that. 
Dr Gauthier: Alright. What should | call you? 


SCP-2667-2: Our guide gave us a list of names in your 
language. Let me look at it again. 


[a few seconds pass] 
SCP-2667-2: Please, call me Margot. | like this name. 


Dr Gauthier: Okay, Margot. How long have you been in 
this location? 


SCP-2667-2: Well, our craft arrived here about twenty- 
four minutes ago and our guide spent the first minute 
giving us your language before allowing us to go down to 
the surface. So | have been here for twenty-three 
minutes. 


Dr Gauthier: Your craft? Where did your craft come 
from? 


SCP-2667-2: We embarked at [unintelligible] and have 
visited four other planets so far. The last was 
[unintelligible]. Oh, please pardon me a moment. 


[a few seconds pass] 


SCP-2667-2: I'm sorry, but my guide says we shouldn't 
talk to you about our tour. I'm very sorry. 


Dr Gauthier: That is alright. Could | talk to your guide? 
SCP-2667-2: | will ask her. 
[a few seconds pass] 


SCP-2667-2: She says she'll talk to you when she brings 
her next tour here. It should be in about 24 hours, and 
she will converse with you here. Oh. My [unintelligible] 
wants to use this platform. It was nice speaking with you! 


<end log> 


Interview SCP-2667-D, 2013/ / (transcribed and translated by Dr 
Gauthier) 


<begin log, 13:05> 
Dr Gauthier: Hello? 


SCP-2667-2: You are the one who has been harassing 
customers using this platform, yes? 


Dr Gauthier: | apologise if | have caused trouble, but I'd 
like to understand what is occurring here. 


SCP-2667-2: | have several dozen customers waiting to 
see the planet and only nine platforms so ask your 
questions quickly. 


Dr Gauthier: How long have you been using this site? 


SCP-2667-2: We started advertising tours twenty-one 
years ago. Eight years ago, a tourist using one of these 
platforms was killed when humans broke it and she 
couldn't get out in time. It was an insurance nightmare 
and we had to shut everything down for years. If your 
planet wasn't so famous | doubt we would ever have 
come back. 


Dr Gauthier: Where do you come from? 

SCP-2667-2: You don't know it. 

Dr Gauthier: Is it another planet in this galaxy? 
SCP-2667-2: No. You couldn't get to our home by flying. 


Dr Gauthier: Do you visit any other locations on this 
planet? 


SCP-2667-2: In the future, if we can get our friends to 
place appropriate receptacles, we may expand our tours. 


Dr Gauthier: Your friends? 


SCP-2667-2: You don't know them. Excuse me, but | 
have talked for long enough. Customers are waiting. 


<end log> 


« SCP-2666 | SCP-2667 | SCP-2668 » 


SCP-2668: We who are about to die salute you 


Item #: SCP-2668 
Object Class: Euclid Safe 
Special Containment Procedures: 
> Show Archived Containment Procedures 


Due to the unpredictable nature of SCP-2668, MTF-Xi- 
Kai ("Curators") has been tasked with locating 2668- 
SALUTANT events and distributing cover stories and 
amnestics as necessary. To decrease the likelihood of 
civilian abduction, at least one member of Foundation 
personnel is to be stationed at each prominent Historical 
Site with connections to the Roman Empire. See protocol 
ROMA for more information. 


Site-54 is deemed the central hub for research into 
SCP-2668 due to its large vehicle hangar and easily 
accessible high-speed transport links, with inactive MTF- 
—-y4 agents housed nearby. Civilians abducted by 
SCP-2668-1 are to be interviewed, with amnestics 
selectively applied on a case-by-case basis. 


SCP-2668 is currently in a stable cycle, necessitating little action on 
the part of the Foundation. Site-080-B, located 3 km from Historical 
Site-080, is currently the central research zone for all information 
relating to SCP-2668, and is expected to act as a prominent location 
for future research into extradimensional activity. 


No unauthorised electronic screens are to be activated within 
Historical Site-080, and civilians witnessing events within SCP-2668 
are to undergo standard amnesticisation protocols. MTF-E- is 
currently undergoing reassignment. 


Description: SCP-2668 is an extradimensional region resembling 
the Roman Colosseum (undamaged, appearing as it would have at 
the time of its construction) and a small quantity of surrounding 
landscape. Physical laws act within SCP-2668 as they do in 
baseline reality. With the exception of temporal passage, physical 
laws within SCP-2668 appear to mimic those of baseline reality. No 
method of reaching SCP-2668 without the aid of SCP-2668-1 has 
yet been uncovered, despite Foundation efforts. 


SCP-2668-1 are ~65,000 sentient animatronic humanoids 
resembling Ancient Roman soldiers, civilians and dignitaries, 
capable of autonomous movement despite the lack of any visible 
power source. While in a dormant state, cameras embedded within 
the region reveal SCP-2668-1 choose to remain inside SCP-2668, 
moving from point to point with no apparent goal or aim. The only 
time at which divergence from this behaviour pattern is observed is 
during 2668-SALUTANT events, which progress as follows: 


* Approximately 150 SCP-2668-1 instances will manifest via 
unknown means in a place of large cultural importance (most 
frequently a monument, museum, or site of a historic event), 
invariably related to the history of the Roman Empire. 

* One human subject nearby will be selected by the group, and 
all SCP-2668-1 instances will attempt to subdue or 
incapacitate the subject (henceforth designated SCP-2668-2). 
If this is successful, all instances will demanifest, along with 
SCP-2668-2, reappearing within SCP-2668. 

* If SCP-2668-2 is not subdued within a matter of minutes, more 
SCP-2668-1 instances will manifest at an exponential rate. 
Any instances damaged during this process will 
spontaneously demanifest, and another SCP-2668-1 will take 
their place. How SCP-2668 replenishes its supply of 
SCP-2668-1 instances is unknown. This behaviour will not 
cease until SCP-2668-2 is subdued and transported to 
SCP-2668. 

* Once SCP-2668-2 is transported, all instances of SCP-2668-1 
will demanifest. Up to fifteen minutes following this, all 
powered electronic screens in the area will begin to display 
live footage of SCP-2668. 


Once a subject has been successfully acquired by the entities, the 
second stage of a 2668-SALUTANT event will begin. SCP-2668-2 
will be provided with a number of weapons, and forced to engage an 
opponent in combat — invariably resembling an entity with which the 
subject has had some manner of disagreement or hostility in the 
past. This includes, but is not limited to, authority figures, abstract 
concepts, past acquaintances and esoteric entities. If SCP-2668-2 is 
killed during this combat, they will reappear within SCP-2668 and be 
forced to continue fighting. Once victorious, SCP-2668-2 will be 
escorted from the region by a number of SCP-2668-1 instances, and 
SCP-2668-1 will enter a dormant phase. The next 2668-SALUTANT 
event will take place no less than eight weeks following the subject's 
victory. 


For a record of recorded 2668-SALUTANT events, see Document 
2668-A. 


> Load Document-2668-A_ABRIDGED.doc 


SCP-2668- Opponent Provided Results 
instance equipmen 
Mr. EmbreyA replica of | SCP-2668-2 Mr. Embrey 
one John was provided reported the 
Sutton, Mr. | with a double experience to 
Embrey's headed axe! be hugely 


former and full-body enjoyable and 
partner. plate armoury cathartic, and 
—the expressed a 


opponent wish to 
received the participate 


same. again. 
Amnestics 
supplied as 
normal. 
Mr. Falton, | A large SCP-2668-2 After suffering 
assistant humanoid was provided several 
curator of wearing a with a fatalities, Mr. 
business sujt, broadsword! Falton 
museum. with a plastic The opponent succeeded in 


name-tag was unarmed.disemboweling 


Researcher 
S. Lloyd, 
Site-43 head 
of Counter- 
memetics 


Ms. 
Wilbur 


reading their 
"MANAGEMENT". opponent. As 
a self- 
professed 
pacifist, they 
reported 
extreme 
distaste with 
the event, 
and 
requested 
high-level 
amnestic 
compounds 
(approved). 
N/A. [REDACTED].Lloyd 
Foundation | returned from 
R&D teams| SCP-2668 
are currently unable to 
attempting to recall any 
develop portion of the 
equivalent | event. They 
technology.| did, however, 
report finding 
it an 
incredibly 
satisfying 
experience. 
Three 23 swords of Onthe th 
identical various types, attempt, Ms. 
copies of arranged in a Wilbur 
[REDACTED],circle at the| succeeded, 
Ms. Wilbur's centre of the killing all 
father. arena. three entities. 
They later 
requested to 
retain 
knowledge of 
the basic 
sword 


Auditory: Shouting voices, “like everyone in the whole 
world was shouting at me at once.” No individual words 
could be discerned. 

Olfactory: None 

Tactile: Pain over the entire body, described as “like 
having red-hot needles stabbing every inch of me.” 
Gustatory: None 

Other Notes: Subject reports “being watched” and 
“being judged” by unknown entities. 


Subject: D-62225 
Egress Point: Near __, Niger 
Duration: min 


Kinetic: Unknown 

Visual: Unknown 

Auditory: Unknown 

Olfactory: Unknown 

Tactile: Unknown 

Gustatory: Unknown 

Other Notes: Several life-forms of the types described 
by D-25684 appear with subject. Subject is killed and 
life-forms [DATA EXPUNGED]. Area is sterilized. 


« SCP-300 | SCP-301 | SCP-302 » 


Dr. Chun Lai A large, 


Dr. Lai was 


anthropomorphised a 
choice from|a dilation began 


arachnid, 
capable of 
speech. 


rolled up 
newspaper, 
an oversized 
novelty fly- 
swatter, and 
an intricate 
net. Although 
they initially 
chose the fly- 
swatter, this 
was later 
discarded in 
favour of 
unarmed 
combat. 


proficiency 
acquired 
while inside 
SCP-2668 
(denied). 
Amnestics 
administered 
as normal, 
with false 
memories 
supplied to 
account for 
the time spent 
within 

After 256 
attempts, time 


to occur, 
causing 
viewers to 
perceive the 
battle 
progressing 
at vastly 
increased 
speeds. After 
an estimated 
000 
attempts, Dr. 
Lai was 
successful, 
and all 
temporal 
distortion 
ceased. The 
subject was 
largely 
unresponsive 
upon their 


return, and no 
successful 
interviews 
were 
conducted — 
Class-A 
amnestics 
were 
administered, 
and the 
subject was 
released with 
no memory of 


the incident. 
Researcher) SCP-2794 | [REDACTED Unclear. See 
M. Forth, FOR Document-2668- 
ectoentropologist BREVITY] B. 
formerly 
stationed at 
Site-898 


> Load Document-2668-B.doc