Description: SCP-2215 are a series of 900 x 1125 mm cedar-wood 
arrow-shaped signs, mounted on simple metal poles, 1.5 meters in 
length. SCP-2215's anomalous properties manifest when a 
categorized anomaly contained by the group known as the Chaos 
Insurgency is vocally mentioned in their vicinity. If this occurs, an 
instance of SCP-2215 will swivel on its metal pole to face the 
direction of the SCP-2215 instance that is closest to the 
aforementioned anomaly. Additionally, a short description of said 
anomaly will manifest on the surface of SCP-2215. The descriptions 
produced by SCP-2215 are often either inaccurate, cryptically 
written, grammatically incorrect, nonsensical, or all four. SCP-2215 
instances do not manifest their anomalous properties if an anomaly 
not fitting this description is mentioned in its vicinity- unconstrained 
anomalies, uncatalogued anomalies or anomalies contained or 
otherwise in the possession of other organizations or individuals will 
not activate its effects. 


SCP-2215 was retrieved by Mobile Task Force Psi-7 ("Home 
Improvement") in a raid on a facility believed to be controlled by a 
Chaos Insurgency affiliated cell. In addition to SCP-2215, MTF Psi-7 
retrieved five Safe-class anomalous objects (including SCP- ) as 
well as capturing three Cl-affiliated operatives. Said operatives 
offered no resistance and were seemingly expecting the arrival of 
Foundation forces to their location, including placing the anomalous 
objects in their possession in easily carriable containers. When later 
questioned, all three operatives replied that their capture by the 
Foundation was congruent with the goals of their organization. All 


three used the exact same phrasing when questioned, and all three 
concluded that the goal of their capture was to "elicit interest", and 
revealed the purpose of SCP-2215. Further investigation as to the 
meaning of this phrase and the sudden change in organizational 
pattern by the Chaos Insurgency is currently in progress. 


Attempts to use SCP-2215 in order to retrieve other items held by 
the Chaos Insurgency have proven ineffectual. SCP-2215's 
descriptions were found to be of uniformly poor quality, and every 
new instance of SCP-2215 found was located so distantly from the 
items they were supposedly close to as to be virtually worthless as 
means of locating them. 


Addendum SCP-2215-A-1: The following table contains notable 
examples of description produced by SCP-2215 following the 
mentioning of items believed to be held by the Chaos Insurgency its 
presence: 


Cl-held object Description Note 

(Foundation 

designations) 

Cl-42 ("Archimedes's Turn left. Turn left. Cl-42 is a formless 

Folly") Turn left. Turn left. memetic agent 
believed to be 
transferable by 
observing the sun 
through specific lens. 

Cl-78 ("Toad inthe | Can't make an omelet Cl-78 is believed to be 


Hole") without massacring a a rubber frog, whose 
few billion people. Get anomalous properties 
to it. are limited to 


endlessly misquoting 
playwright Samuel 
Beckett in the voice of 
noted actor Vincent 


Price. 
CI-91 ("Steelshins") | Row row row your footCl-91 manifests as a 
gently down the half-transparent, self- 


stream. Poorly poorly locomoting and 
poorly, kicks are but'a extremely aggressive 


Cl-101 ("The Hero") 


Cl-143 ("Prismatic 
Fool") 


Cl-156 ("A Different 


Staircase") 


CI-198 ("The World's 
Cage") 


dream. 


The soup-can man 
can do what he can. 


My father was a tree} 
my mother the sea, 
my brother a limping 
rooster. Who am I? 


| told you about stairs 
bro. | told you dog. 


You're already inside. 


pair of steel legs with 
prominently muscular 
shins. 

Cl-101 is self- 
regenerating 
humanoid comprised 
entirely of red pottery 
shards. Cl-101 is non- 
sapient and have 
never shown any 
particular desire to 
consume soup. 
Cl-143 is believed to 
have been forcibly 
neutralized by Global 
Occult Collation 
personnel in 

Cl-156 is a near 
identical variation of 
SCP-087. Notes found 
within Cl-156 led the 
Foundation to believe 
it is a fan creation 
meant to emulate 
SCP-087. 

Cl-198 is believed to 
be among the most 
potent anomalous 
objects in the 
possession of the 
Chaos Insurgency. It 
is a room-sized metal 
cage capable of 
permanently 
imprisoning any being, 
force or abstract 
concept inserted into 
it. Further information 
can be found in 
Document-CI-198/C 


Cl-213 ("Death to the Don't look, but they're Cl-213 is a Keter- 
right behind you. Hah, class anomaly, stolen 


Pretenders") 


Cl-249 ("The Baked 
Virus") 


Cl-314 ("Insult to 
Injury") 


made you look! 


Do supercomputers 
dream of fraudulent 
baked goods? 


from Foundation 
custody in. Cl-213 
(a collection of legal 
documents) manifests 
as a group of 5-10 
masked individuals 
who hunt down and 
execute those they 
believe has wronged 
the holder of Cl-213. 
This is often done 
against the wishes of 
the hoider of Ci-273. 
The original 
description produced 
for this item was "does 
supercomputer 
dreams of fraudulent 
bake good! 


14+1=2. | just blew yourCl-314 is anomalously 


mind, scrub. 


finite version of the 
mathematical concept 
Pi. 


Addendum SCP-2215-B-1 In order to gain information concerning 
the unusual behavior exhibited by the Cl-affiliated operatives 
captured during the retrieval of SCP-2215, said operatives were 
housed in a communal cell and monitored. The following 
conversation was recorded briefly after. 


CI-OP-1 (a dark-skinned man in his early forties): "Well. 
Seems like everything went according to plan then." 


Cl-OP-2 (a grey-haired woman, age indeterminable): 
"That remains to be seen. How do you think they'll 


accept it?" 


Cl-OP-1: "That's beyond our control now. We did our 
part. The rest is up to the audience." 


CI-OP-3 (a bald man in his late sixties): "Do you think it 
will work though? This item of ours seems... problematic. 
Tonally, that is." 


CI-OP-1: "Hrm. Difficult to say, really. The comedic 
undertones are a potential issue. They might ask for a 
department change." 


Cl-OP-2: "We knew the tonal risk when we went about 
creating this thing. Gotta stick the course now." 


CI-OP-3: "Yes, yes. This issue is a constant frustration, 
but | suppose there's no avoiding it. It is as the 
Consortium willed it." 


CI-OP-1: "Idiot! We are being read right now!" 


ClI-OP-3: "Oh dammit, | keep forgetting, but the other one 
is so d-" 


Cl-OP-2: "We agreed on this. Stick to the code." 


Cl-OP-3: (sighs) "Fine, fine. | meant that we, the Chaos 
Insurgency, performed our task with our usual diabolical 
precision." 


CI-OP-1: (stares at Cl-OP-3) 
Cl-OP-3: "| really hate this job sometimes." 


Cl-OP-2: "We know. So do we. We do it for the 
narrative." 


CI-OP-1: "For the narrative." 


CI-OP-3: "...1 really hope no one complains about the 
tone though." 


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SCP-2216: Peripheral Visions 


Item #: SCP-2216 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As the method of transmission 
utilized by SCP-2216-1 is not fully understood, Mobile Task Force 
lota-7 ("Mavericks") should focus efforts on the identification and 
recovery of SCP-2216-2 instances. Five (5) instances of 
SCP-2216-2 are to be kept at Site-19/2216 in separate storage 
lockers equipped with a Faraday cage to prevent wireless 
transmission of SCP-2216-1. Additional instances of SCP-2216-2 
are to be destroyed at the earliest opportunity by incineration or 
confined to a Faraday-equipped storage apparatus in cases where 
incineration is not immediately possible. Due to SCP-2216-1's 
anomalous effects, visual testing of SCP-2216-2 is to be carried out 
exclusively by D-Class personnel. 


All MTF lota-7 agents and level 4/2216 researchers are to wear one- 
way mirrored, 100% reflective eye protection when viewing any 
visual media or subjects who have viewed an instance of 
SCP-2216-2. In the event that eye protection is damaged or 
removed, affected personnel should be contained and monitored for 
signs consistent with SCP-2216-1 exposure. 


Subjects who have viewed an instance of SCP-2216-2 are to be 
contained for at least ten (10) days in a windowless 5 meter by 5 
meter humanoid containment cell and monitored for signs consistent 
with SCP-2216-1 exposure. Subjects must undergo Procedure 185- 
Bellerophon to determine conscious awareness of SCP-2216-1. 
Subjects are allowed reasonable requests with the exception of 
electronic devices. Containment cell lighting is to be maintained at 
two hundred fifty (250) lumens and monitored by CCTV equipment 
placed behind a one-way mirror. Subjects determined to be a vector 
for SCP-2216-3 events must be monitored until the completion of 
testing to forestall SCP-2216-3. All video monitoring equipment is to 


be destroyed immediately following testing and termination of 
SCP-2216-3p subjects. 


Description: 


Note from O5- : Due to the nature of the infohazard 
contained herein, access of this document is restricted to 
three (3) researchers with assigned security clearance 
4/2216. Researchers are to be informed of the identity of 
their peers at the time of assignment to SCP-2216. Upon 
submission of credentials, personnel are to be contained 
to Site- 19/2216 with staff rotations to occur on a monthly 
basis. Interaction with outside personnel is restricted to 
necessary O5 reporting conducted strictly through audio 
channels. Researchers who have completed work with 
SCP-2216 are to be debriefed and administered Class-C 
amnestics before leaving the premises of Site-19/2216. 
Should any personnel inform you they have been 
granted level 4/2216 clearance, please report them to 
O5- immediately. 


REDACTED BY ORDERS OF O5- 
. Enter Credentials: Security Clearance Level 4/2216 


SCP-2216-1 is an entity or group of entities which 
presently exists in approximately % of video media as 
an obscure, humanoid figure wearing inconspicuous 
attire. In all cases where SCP-2216-1 has been 
observed, the video angle or attire will obscure any 
identifying features. Because of SCP-2216-1's mundane 
appearance it is often unnoticed upon initial viewings. 


In approximately % of SCP-2216-1 transmissions, 
instances of the entity will be present on both the original 
medium and the copied medium. SCP-2216-1 has 
demonstrated the following methods of transmission: 


¢ Wired or wireless networks 

¢ Transfer of digital storage devices 
¢ Dual VCR Recordings 

* Transfer of digital files 


Gus: “Okay, Doc, | trust ya.” 

[There is a slight paper ripping noise.] 

Gus: “Whacha doin’ Doc? Would ya please not do that?” 
Dr. __: “Just a little bit fur-” 


[The audio of the two cuts out, and there are 5 hard 
banging sounds - presumably SCP-254-1 slamming Dr. 

's head against the table. Then there is a wet sound 
as the box cutter is [DATA EXPUNGED].] 


-end of tape- 


Experiment Log 254-b: Testing on extended employment of 
SCP-254-1 as a janitor at Sector- . 


Day 26: End of standard employment period reached. 
SCP-254-1’s performance continues to meet high 
standards. 


Day 32: First sign of performance degradation noted. 
SCP-254-1 leaves a dirty rag on Research Assistant 
’s desk. Apologetic when rag is noticed and returned. 


Day 34: SCP-254-1 is mopping the floor in Sector- 
when a hurrying technician trips over the bucket of 
cleaning solution. SCP-254-1 recorded cursing at the 
technician. 


Day 35: End of the calendar month. SCP-254-1 
described as “sullen” by a late-working researcher. Break 
room kitchen in Sector- left uncleaned, coffee spilled 
around Dr. _’s garbage can. 


Day 36: SCP-254-1 reprimanded by supervisor for 
apparent drunkenness. (Note: Very odd; SCP-254-1 has 
never been seen to eat or drink.) 


Day 39: SCP-254-1 fails to return cleaning solutions to 
the janitorial closet. Near-disaster when mentally 


¢ Transfer through the human cranial nerve II by 
way of the retina as the point of transmission and 
reception. SCP-2216-1 seems to only utilize this 
method in cases where the subject is consciously 
aware of its presence within the video media. EEG 
scans of the subject's brain indicate heightened 
activity in the posterior parietal cortex suggesting 
SCP-2216-1 uses this area as a sort of organic 
storage device. 

* SCP-2216-1 is assumed to possess other methods 
of transmission, being present in media under 
conditions in which the aforementioned criterion 
are unavailable. 


% of subjects who are consciously aware of 
SCP-2216-1 will experience psychosis, parataxis, 
catatonia, and [REDACTED]. In 100% of cases, 
expiration attributed to synaptic damage in the medulla 
oblongata will occur within the next to hours. 
Subjects who display these symptoms and those who 
are not consciously aware of the entity are not 
susceptible to SCP-2216-3 events. 


SCP-2216-2 denotes video medium in which 
SCP-2216-1 is present. The first instance of SCP-2216-2 
(SCP-2216-2-1) was discovered in the home of H , 
a resident of , New York on the 17th of August, 19 . 
See Document 2216-15C for further details regarding 
recovery. 


SCP-2216-3 is a dual-phase phenomenon which occurs 
in % of subjects approximately to hours after 
becoming consciously aware of SCP-2216-1. 


¢ During the primary phase, subjects (hereafter 
SCP-2216-3p [Prime]) will report sighting a semi- 
corporeal figure in their peripheral vision, often 
assumed to be SCP-2216-1. This entity is 
seemingly impermanent and will often be absent 
from assumed locations after passing out of a 
subject's line of sight. Subjects most often report 


this entity will manifest in hallways longer than 20 
meters (provided a 'T' intersections at end 
opposite SCP-2216-3p), although it has been 
reported to traverse the visual width of internal 
windows no wider than 1 meter (provided the 
ambient luminosity in the area beyond Is less than 
50 lumens), partially or fully open doors and in 
outdoor areas with an obstructed horizontal field of 
view. Attempts to capture the entity via video 
monitoring in controlled tests have failed. Subjects 
also report the entity will maintain a minimum 
distance of approximately seven (7) meters while 
in direct visual field; It has been reported to move 
closer when subjects have sighted it "out of the 
corner of [their] eye.” 


The sighting of this entity will trigger the secondary 
phase during which SCP-2216-3p subjects will 
instantly vanish upon passing out of the direct line 
of either direct visual or indirect video surveillance. 
Tracking devices (including those placed inside the 
subject) cease to function at this point. Analysis of 
SCP-2216-3 events reveals carbonization in the 
immediate vicinity of the subject's location, 
suggesting a substantial and immediate discharge 
of energy. Testing of these areas have suggested 
the presence of [REDACTED] (See Addendum 
2216-YKE104). 


Procedure 851-Bellerophon: Secure Testing Site-109 
is a'T' shaped hallway with measurements of thirty three 
(33) meters from point "S" to point "CP", and forty seven 
(47) meters from point "F1" to point "F2". Subjects are to 
be introduced at point "S" and monitored at all times by 
CCTV cameras located at point F1, F2 and S. Walls of 
hallway adjacent to point S are to be lined with decor of 
lead researcher's choosing, preferably photographs. 
Lights throughout Site-109 are to be reduced to 25 
lumens with intermittent flicker effect. At no time during 
testing should luminosity rise above 50 lumens. Door at