A covering, which was installed shortly after discovery in 1964, has 
remained in place and prevents the production of SCP-2213-1 
instances. While covered, SCP-2213 produces audible vibrations at 
the same regular intervals as production events, however the 
covering has proven capable of preventing production events 
entirely. 


While superficially similar to humans, SCP-2213-1 instances lack 
the capacity for complex thought. SCP-2213-1 instances are 
completely hairless. Instances require little nutrition to survive (the 
longest contained subject's body continued functioning for seven 


months before succumbing to starvation), and are resistant to injury 
due to redundant internal organs. 


An instance's visual acuity is reduced significantly due to vertical slit 
pupils, while night vision is dramatically increased. Furthermore, 
despite lacking obvious sensory organs for the processing of 
auditory input, SCP-2213-1 instances have displayed behavior 
consistent with a capacity to observe sound. 


+ Operation Mu-4 

This file has been accessed 2 times. 

Site director's terminal has been activated. 
Please Enter Credentials 


Welcome back Dr. Marrick. Your credentials are 
recognized: access granted. 


Operation Mu-4 is to be initiated with the inclusion of 
yourself, and the four member backup team. The 
monitoring of the cremation systems and the chamber 
housing SCP-2213 is to be overseen directly by yourself. 
All individuals involved in Operation Mu-4 including 
yourself are to be administered Class C amnestics 
immediately following the successful conclusion of the 
operation except in the case of a breach relating to any 
information which contradicts SCP-2213's 
documentation. 


The removal and replacement systems are both 
automated. You are to oversee this system and utilize 
your backup team only in the case of its failure. 


Under no circumstances are any attempts at 
communications from SCP-2213-1 instances to be 
acknowledged. Under no circumstances should 
SCP-2213 remain uncovered for longer than 10 minutes. 
Should the backup team be required, and not complete 
its task before a production event, previously installed 


systems to facilitate the incineration of SCP-2213-1 
instances will be initiated by yourself upon the conclusion 
of their task. The loss of the backup team is acceptable 
in these circumstances. 


If the level of intelligence possessed by SCP-2213-1 
instances in any way becomes known to any individual 
beyond yourself, your own amnestic administration may 
be postponed in order to deal with the information 
breach. 


Pertinent information may be left for future site directors 
in the following section. 


Note 1: 


Hello. | don't know how to start this. My name 
is Dr. Jacobs. | was the site director in 2014 
during the last activation of Mu-4. I'm putting 
this here because there's nowhere else it can 
go. | did some digging so you wouldn't have to, 
but given the misinformation we've been fed, 
I'd strongly suggest you do some digging too. 
First off, the amnestic isn't something you can 
dodge. Your boss's boss got a message when 
you opened this file. So you've got a short 
window. Honestly, you'd be better off not 
knowing. 


SCP-2213 doesn't produce anything. It's a 
portal created by the SCP-2213-1 instances. | 
don't know why they're coming here... but | do 
know that every vibration is a body being flung 
across the void and hitting the barrier we put 
up over the door. And that the trip is one way. 
The original interview logs | found are heavily 
redacted, but there's enough there for me to 
know that these people are just as human as 
you and me, if a little different. We've killed 
one of these people every 2 minutes or so, 


every hour of every day. That's over a quarter 
million of these guys every year for 50 years. 


I've tried to read between the lines in the 
redacted interviews and logs, but I'm fairly 
certain the -1 instances are refugees. From 
what, | don't know yet, and | don't have time to 
find out. There was an incident in 1964, and 
the original project head decided at some point 
to close the thing off and to keep them and 
whatever was after them out. And he was 
aware this was a death sentence for anyone 
sent through. It's why all knowledge of this is 
heavily redacted. They didn't want to have to 
live with the knowledge of what they were 
doing. 


All the original researchers were amnesticized 
in 1965, along with the O5 who authorized the 
project. The containment procedures and 
misinformation have pretty much prevented 
the accumulation of any information on the 
object beyond that which was gathered early 
on, and most of that is deliberate 
misinformation now. 


| don't have enough information to make a 
definitive decision on this and | don't have time 
to get more. That's probably the point of the 
containment procedures in the first place. You 
need to get more information and leave it here 
for yourself or the next guy, and hope against 
hope they do the right thing with it. Yeah, 
these guys coming through would mean the 
end of secrecy on this project. There's no way 
we could've hidden 13 million hairless cat eyed 
people from the world. It doesn't matter. Find 
out more, and if I'm right, find a way to make it 
stop. 


Delete this note? 


« SCP-2212 | SCP-2213 | SCP-2214 » 


SCP-2213: Automated Systems Success 


Automated removal and replacement has been 
successful. Please report to Lab B for amnestic 
administration. 


Item #: SCP-2213 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Should SCP-2213's cover 
begin to show any structural damage related to stress fracturing, the 
site director must oversee Operation Mu-4, unsealing the object and 
replacing the cover. 


Operation Mu-4's details may only be accessed by Site-131's 
director. Class C amnestics must be administered to the site director 
and any personnel involved in the execution of Mu-4 following the 
conclusion of the operation. 


Any SCP-2213-1 instances in Foundation custody are to be 
immediately terminated. Any future SCP-2213-1 instances are to be 
terminated through incineration immediately upon production 
(except as outlined in Operation Mu-4). 


Description: SCP-2213 is a door which, if uncovered, will produce 
an individual (referred to as an SCP-2213-1 instance) at intervals 
approximately two minutes apart. Beyond this production, the 
doorway appears entirely mundane, being composed of oak wood. 


A covering, which was installed shortly after discovery in 1964, has 
remained in place and prevents the production of SCP-2213-1 
instances. While covered, SCP-2213 produces audible vibrations at 
the same regular intervals as production events, however the 
covering has proven capable of preventing production events 
entirely. 


While superficially similar to humans, SCP-2213-1 instances lack 
the capacity for complex thought. SCP-2213-1 instances are 
completely hairless. Instances require little nutrition to survive (the 
longest contained subject's body continued functioning for seven 
months before succumbing to starvation), and are resistant to injury 
due to redundant internal organs. 


An instance's visual acuity is reduced significantly due to vertical slit 
pupils, while night vision is dramatically increased. Furthermore, 
despite lacking obvious sensory organs for the processing of 
auditory input, SCP-2213-1 instances have displayed behavior 
consistent with a capacity to observe sound. 


+ Operation Mu-4 

This file has been accessed 3 times. 

Site director's terminal has been activated. 
Please Enter Credentials 


Welcome back Dr. Marrick. Your credentials are 
recognized: access granted. 


Operation Mu-4 is to be initiated with the inclusion of 
yourself, and the four member backup team. The 
monitoring of the cremation systems and the chamber 
housing SCP-2213 is to be overseen directly by yourself. 
All individuals involved in Operation Mu-4 including 
yourself are to be administered Class C amnestics 
immediately following the successful conclusion of the 
operation except in the case of a breach relating to any 
information which contradicts SCP-2213's 
documentation. 


The removal and replacement systems are both 
automated. You are to oversee this system and utilize 
your backup team only in the case of its failure. 


Under no circumstances are any attempts at 
communications from SCP-2213-1 instances to be 


acknowledged. Under no circumstances should 
SCP-2213 remain uncovered for longer than 10 minutes. 
Should the backup team be required, and not complete 
its task before a production event, previously installed 
systems to facilitate the incineration of SCP-2213-1 
instances will be initiated by yourself upon the conclusion 
of their task. The loss of the backup team is acceptable 
in these circumstances. 


If the level of intelligence possessed by SCP-2213-1 
instances in any way becomes known to any individual 
beyond yourself, your own amnestic administration may 
be postponed in order to deal with the information 
breach. 


Pertinent information may be left for future site directors 
in the following section. 


unhelpful attitude and forgetfulness. If SCP-254 is not removed, 
SCP-254-1 will become a worse and worse employee until “fired.” 
Firing can be represented by removing SCP-254 from the wall, or by 
informing SCP-254-1 of its termination. If SCP-254-1 is fired within 
approximately 20 days from the start of its decline in performance, 
SCP-254-1 simply leaves the area and disappears. Following 
cessation of employment after this point, SCP-254-1 will actively 
sabotage the work area in the most destructive manner possible, 
posing severe hazard to any nearby personnel. 


And the WORLD, people. We work with SCPs here, and if proper 
removal arrangements are not made with off-site security and 
documented with on-site security, the offending employee will find 
themselves jobless or worse. -O5- 


Addendum: Following Incident 254-0210g, all tests on employing 
SCP-254-1 beyond 26 days must be conducted at a separate site 
containing no other SCPs. NO EXCEPTIONS. -O5- 


Audio Log 254-a13: 


Dr.  : “This is Doctor [REDACTED]. This is experiment 
#13 on SCP-254. | am using a standard phillips-head 
screwdriver, to attempt to remove the brass fitting from 
SCP-254.” 


[There are 15 seconds of tool-working sounds.] 


“It appears that these screws are affixed by means 
beyond the normal. Perhaps glue, or something else.” 


SCP-254-1 (going by “Gus” this iteration): “Would you 
like me to get you some solvent, sir?” 


Dr. _:“No thanks, Gus, no need. Would you hand me 
that box cutter? I’ll try cutting this picture out.” 


Gus: “Really? Why would ya wanna do that? | think that 
plaque looks jim-dandy right where it is.” 


Dr. : “Now now. This isn’t an insult to you, Gus, you’re 
a great employee. This is an experiment.” 


SCP-2214: Economy of Scale 


Item #: SCP-2214 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-2214 is to 
remain locked at all times. lron bars are fitted across all windows of 
SCP-2214 to prevent the entry of foreign objects. Foundation agents 
are to guard the apartments immediately adjacent, as well as above 
and below, SCP-2214, under the guise of residents of the building. 


Interaction with SCP-2214-1 through -1288 is forbidden under any 
circumstances. Any personnel seeking to enter SCP-2214 for 
purposes of research or documentation must first receive express, 
written permission from an onsite supervisor of level 3 or higher 
security clearance. 


Foundation personnel may only incorporate outside objects into 
SCP-2214 with the permission of a supervisor of level 4 or higher 
security clearance. 


Description: SCP-2214 is a 40 m2 apartment located in 
[REDACTED] Okrug, Moscow. The layout of SCP-2214 is consistent 
with late Soviet-era standards for single-resident apartments, and 
differs in no significant way from that of other units in the building. 


SCP-2214 contains 1288 objects, SCP-2214-1 through 
SCP-2214-1288, mostly typical belongings for a late Soviet-era 
apartment. The primary exception is SCP-2214-1280, the remains of 
Konstantin Baranov, former resident of SCP-2214. Any object that 
remains in SCP-2214 for 72 hours or more will be incorporated into 
SCP-2214. Once incorporated, it becomes physically impossible to 
remove an object from SCP-22141. 


SCP-2214-1 through SCP-2214-1288 change orientation and 
relative position to one another in response to changes in 


macroeconomic conditions of the former Soviet Union2. Each object 
is representative of a single macroeconomic factor, although the 
sheer number of SCP objects has made interpreting the movements 
of SCP-2214-1 through -1284 effectively impossible. However, 
Foundation researchers have made some progress in connecting 
the movements of objects with macroeconomic conditions; see 
Addendum 2214-W-78-091 for a partial list. 


Manually changing the position of SCP-2214-1 through -1288 effects 
changes in the economy of the former Soviet Union. The typical 
delay between the movement of an object and the economic 
changes that it effects is three days. 


Addendum 2214-W-78-091 


Object # Object Associated 
economic factor 
018 Notebook, filled | Natural gas output 


with clippings of | of Turkmenistan 
recipes from 


Pravda 
261 Apple, wax Inflation rate in 
Belarus 
588 Soap bar, Trade balance 
wrapped between Ukraine 
and Greece 
993 Fork, leftmost tine Out-migration of 
bent laborers from 
Azerbaijan 
1280 Remains of Economic output 
Konstantin of Omsk Oblast, 
Baranov Russian 
Federation 
1281 Cigarette butt, Demand for sugar 


believed to have} in Gorno- 
been dropped by Badakhshan, 
initial GRU-P Tajikistan 
containment tear 
1285 Steel ball bearing Price of crude oil 
in Estonia 


Level 4 or higher security clearance necessary to 
view full list 


Discovery Log: The anomalous nature of SCP-2214 was 
discovered on October 17, 1990 when , the 
superintendent of the building housing SCP-2214, entered 
SCP-2214 to investigate complaints about an odor emanating from 
the apartment. Previously, tenants had complained about persistent 
noises from the apartment of Mr. Baranov, a deputy assistant sub- 
director at the Soviet State Planning Committee (Gosplan). 


Upon entering SCP-2214, Mr. found "plates flying everywhere 
and ghosts moving furniture.” In addition, Mr. located the 
remains of Mr. Baranov, who appeared to have been killed when a 
dresser? fell on top of him, crushing him. It was estimated that Mr. 
Baranov had been deceased roughly a week by the time of 
discovery. 


Calls from Mr. to the Moscow police were intercepted by agents 
of the GRU-P, who arrived on the scene and successfully secured 
the area. Mr. was detained and dosed with a class-R amnestic. 


In 1992, with the integration of several elements of the former GRU- 
P, the Foundation gained custody of SCP-2214. 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-2214-1282 through -1288, consisting of a ballpoint pen, a 
paperclip, and five steel ball bearings, were all introduced during 
initial testing of SCP-2214 by GRU-P personnel. 

2. This includes the Russian Federation, Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, 
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, 
Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Podlogistan, Uzbekistan, the Kyrgyz 
Republic, and Tajikistan. 

3. Later discovered to be affected by the state-mandated price for 
Uzbek cotton. 


« SCP-2213 | SCP-2214 | SCP-2215 » 


SCP-2215: I Saw the Sign 


Item #: SCP-2215 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All collected instances of 
SCP-2215 are to be kept in a secure storage compartment at 
Site-82's low-risk containment wing.