SCP-3036: Better than him, in, like, every way. The 
feeling was mutual. Would've shoved that tongue of his 
up his ass if he wasn't so good at sucking Fuller's cock 
so much. If | see that little shit again, I'll rip him limb from 
limb, starting with his co— 


Dr. Henderson: Please, keep on track. 


SCP-3036: Oh, excuse me. My mind tends to wander 
about that kinda stuff sometimes. Anyways, he was a lab 
dog. Wanted me and my brothers out of the picture. And 
he did, and I'm fucked. 


Dr. Henderson: What do you mean? 


SCP-3036: Oh, don't think you know what | mean. We all 
know what happened to Dick. That's what happens to the 
ones that Fuller values. I'm fucked, and you're probably 
also fucked. Fuller, he has eyes and ears everywhere. 
The only ones in this room that aren't gonna die are the 
guys living in my stomach. Better sign your will, doctor, 
cause you and me are gonna lie together real soon. 


<End Log> 


Addendum-3036.1 


On 12-25-2000, almost a year after initial containment of SCP-3036, 
Site-43 suffered an electrical outage in the B-Wing of the facility.2 


Security personnel were dispatched to B-Wing in order to (1.) guard 
against potential containment breaches by anomalous humanoids 
and (2.) to investigate into the nature of Site-43's outage.3 The 
Wing's backup generator was brought online for a short time by 
Site-43 personnel. 


Three hours after the electrical outage on Wing-B, three individuals 
wearing clown masks were found nearing SCP-3036's containment 
cell. Security personnel were dispatched to deal with the potential 
threat, but were terminated by physical assault. Security footage 
suggests individuals were Level II] Red humanoids.4 


Following this discovery, Wing-B was put on lockdown by Site- 
Director [REDACTED] in order to avoid further entry into Site-43 and 
to stop the individuals from escaping Site-43. Requests for 
reinforcements were answered by Site-44 and Site-22 with Mobile 
Task Forces Beta-22 ("The Whistleblowers") and Beta-11 ("Sane 
Clown Posse"). 


Security personnel were ordered to eliminate the three individuals 
attempting to enter SCP-3036's cell. After 30 minutes of close 
quarters combat, one individual was able to enter SCP-3036's cell 
while the other two were combating Foundation security forces. The 
following was recorded inside of SCP-3036's cell. 


SCP-3036: Heh, Fuller really let his standards slide 
these days, hehe. 


<Muffled talking> 


SCP-3036: | expected this behavior from the others. But 
you, Masky, you really let yourself go, didn't you? 


<Muffled talking> 


SCP-3036: Oh, the bitch has claws, doesn't he? But, 
anyways, | know you're gonna kill me. But that shouldn't 
stop us from having fun — 


<SCP-3036 punches the unknown individual out of the 
room.> 


SCP-3036: — right? 


Based off of camera footage and testimony from surviving 
personnel, SCP-3036 proceeded to attack the unknown individual, 
which ended in both it and the three individuals sustaining significant 
damage. Following an additional 30 minutes of fighting and the 
arrival of MTF-Beta-22 and MTF-Beta-11, the three individuals 
retreated through an anomalous doorway. SCP-3036 willingly came 
into Foundation custody. It had lost ~55% of its body mass, 
including both its arms by the end of the fight.5 


Post-Incident Interview Excerpt 


Interviewer: Dr. Henderson 
Subject: SCP-3036 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Henderson: Why did you let yourself be captured by 
the Foundation? 


SCP-3036: You fucks were the only thing keeping me 
alive back there. You think | could have taken those guys 
by myself? Ha! You did a number on them. Mostly, you 
guys don't even see them coming, but thanks to a 
mysterious benefactor, you told those fuckers to go fuck 
themselves. I'd be dead if it weren't for you guys. 


Increased security measures are being suggested for SCP-3036 
and other similar anomalies connected to Gol-233. 


Footnotes 

1. See Interview Log below. 

2. It should be noted that Site-43's B-Wing has separate power 
sources from the rest of the Site as a whole due to its nature as a 
humanoid containment wing. 

3. It should be noted that this was two months after the initial 
interview with SCP-3036, and personnel were prepared for a 
possible attack by members of Gol-233. 

4. Humanoids capable of Limited Regeneration. Footage suggests 
advanced regeneration capabilities. SeeDocument-PHYSICS-222for 


more information. 
5. SCP-3036 regenerated both arms three days after the initial 
incident. 


« SCP-3035 | SCP-3036 | SCP-3037 » 


SCP-3037: A Model City 


Item #: SCP-3037 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3037 is to be kept in a 
standard Safe class storage locker at Site-19. When it is being 
transported, personnel are not to hold it in their hands; rather, it may 
be slid onto a wheeled cart and pushed to its destination. 


SCP-3037-A instances created for testing are to be terminated at 
the conclusion of each test. Additionally, no more than one instance 
of SCP-3037-A is to exist at any given time. In the event that 
multiple instances are created, all of them are to be terminated. 


Description: SCP-3037 is a miniature model of the walled city of 
Dubrovnik, Croatia. Its base is an irregular octagon that resembles a 
square measuring 9 centimeters on each edge, and it is composed 
of plaster and painted with acrylic. 


Persons who hold SCP-3037! are designated instances of 
SCP-3037-A. Instances of SCP-3037-A believe themselves to 
actually be the city of Dubrovnik, and speak exclusively in Serbo- 
Croatian. Amnestic treatment has thus far proven ineffective in 
reversing these effects. 


SCP-3037-A instances have also exhibited anomalous physical 
changes corresponding to current events in the city of Dubrovnik. 
Any damage sustained by the city causes corresponding bodily 
harm to instances of SCP-3037-A, which cannot heal unless the city 
of Dubrovnik is also repaired. A notable example of this was 
observed in December of 19912 (see Incident Log 3037-Alpha). 


Testing has shown that this relationship is not reciprocal. Instances 
of SCP-3037-A may be harmed without causing corresponding 
damage to the real city of Dubrovnik. 


Instances of SCP-3037-A believe themselves to be parents of 
SCP-3037 itself. As such, they are reluctant to put it down or expose 
it to harm; if they are forced to give up SCP-3037 or it appears to be 
damaged, they show reactions consistent with those of parents 
whose children have been harmed. 


Multiple concurrent instances of SCP-3037-A may exist at any given 
time, and appear willing to put down SCP-3037 only if they are 
handing it over to another instance. Even when these instances are 
aware of each other's existence, they do not show signs of distress. 
If, for example, there are ten SCP-3037-A instances in existence, 
they claim that there exist eleven copiess of the city of Dubrovnik, all 
of which are parents of SCP-3037. 


+ Recovery Log 


In the summer of 1988, Dr. V , a researcher at 
Site-19, began exhibiting a streak of absenteeism. 
Investigation of his home by Foundation agents found 
that he had been at home the entire time, and had been 
affected by the object that was later designated 
SCP-3037. 


Further investigation found that Dr. V had never 
been to Dubrovnik, and had bought SCP-3037 at a local 
art exhibition. The object was originally wrapped and 
boxed, and he did not directly hold it until removing it 
from the box in his home. The company organizing the 
art exhibition had no records of a vendor selling art 
inspired by Yugoslavia or the Dalmatian Coast region. 
Because payment for the object was made in cash, the 
identity of the artist is unknown. 


The exact nature of SCP-3037's anomalous properties 
was determined during recovery, as a Foundation agent 
handled the object after bringing the first SCP-3037-A 
instance (formerly Dr. V ) into containment. This 
agent, in turn, became an SCP-3037-A instance. 
Containment was established when both SCP-3037-A 
instances were tranquilized and the object was handled 
with tongs to be placed into its current Safe class storage 


locker. 
+ Interview Log 3037-Aleph 
Interviewer: Dr.C ,aresearcher at Site-19 


Subject: An instance of SCP-3037-A, formerly 
Dr. V . At the time of the interview, there 
were six instances of SCP-3037-A. 


The contents of this log have been translated 
into English from Serbo-Croatian. Extraneous 
data have been redacted. 


[BEGIN LOG 14/07/1988 11:15:07] 
Dr.C : How are you feeling today? 


SCP-3037-A: The same as usual. Rocky, 
ancient, humid, warm today. 


Dr.C  : And SCP-3037? 


SCP-3037-A: My daughter? She is doing well, 
but please be quiet, she is sleeping. 


Dr.C : Of course. | would like to confirm 
some of your previous statements. You are the 
ancient walled city of Dubrovnik, correct? 


SCP-3037-A: Correct. One of seven 
Dubrovniks. 


Dr.C =: Can you tell me how an entire city 
has arms and legs, or fits inside this one 
room? 


SCP-3037-A: That is simply what cities do. 
Cities have arms and legs, a whole body. And 
they fit inside rooms. | am not sure what it is 
you are asking. 


Dr.C _: Could you please define "city" for 
me? 


SCP-3037-A: A place where many people live, 
made of buildings, stone, maybe wood. It has 
a body that can fit inside a room, and it is 
composed of several neighborhoods. There 
are seven of the city of Dubrovnik. 


Dr.C : And how does an entire city have a 
daughter? 


SCP-3037-A: Doctor, | hope you will excuse 
my modesty. | do not want to answer that 
question. 


Dr.C :lamascientist, you will not disgust 
me. 


SCP-3037-A: Fine. A city... is made of marble, 
is it not? 


Dr.C :Somecities are. 


SCP-3037-A: My daughter was, well, carved 
from my marble. It is quite simple, really. She 
will make an excellent city herself one day. 


Dr.C —: Thank you, | have no more 
questions for today. 


[END LOG 14/07/1988 11:18:14] 


Note: Chemical analysis of SCP-3037 
consistently indicates that it is not made of 
marble. 


+ Incident Log 3037-Alpha: Siege of Dubrovnik 


Beginning in October of 1991, the Yugoslav People's 
Army besieged the real city of Dubrovnik. At the time, the 
Foundation had fifteen instances of SCP-3037-A in 


INCIDENT-370-A 


Personal Log of: Dr. 
Date: [DATA ABSENT] 2009 


Richard’s team came back yesterday. What was left of it, anyway. 
Most of them were wiped out by some sort of memetic infection. 
They've also brought back an artifact, a key or something, from the 
dig. There’s something wrong with Richard. He ought to be 
inconsolable, having lost so many agents, but he just keeps smiling. 


Meanwhile, work on SCP- has ground to a depressing halt. The 
next battery of tests will involve [IRRELEVANT DATA EXPUNGED] 


Personal Log of: Dr. 
Date: [DATA ABSENT] 2009 


Ha! | was right. | knew there was something abnormal about those 
smiles. 


They brought the artifact out today. Half the people who saw the 
damn thing just started attacking everyone in sight and had to be put 
down. The survivors have been quarantined. The bodies of the dead 
have been incinerated and the survivors are still in quarantine. The 
artifact recovered has been designated SCP-370. | hate 
observational memetic hazards, by the way. How am | supposed to 
study something if | can’t look at it? 


Personal Log of: Dr. 
Date: [DATA ABSENT] 2009 


. It's not observational, it's worse. Probably the worst meme we’ve 
ever encountered. Reading the notes on the thing seems to have 
exactly the same effect as looking at it — it’s pure luck | didn’t get 
infected myself. Word of mouth information transfer does the same 
thing. We've got a full third of our research staff in quarantine now. 
(Or at least we should. Some of them have just disappeared.) 


custody. During the siege, each of these instances 
reported some difficulty in eating, and minor lacerations 
manifested at times corresponding to actual attacks on 
the city of Dubrovnik. 


The bombardment of the Old Town of Dubrovnik reached 
its peak on 06/12/1991. At almost exactly 06:00:00 
Central European Time, during this bombardment, all 
fifteen instances of SCP-3037-A exploded in succession, 
roughly one second apart. The order in which they 
exploded was observed to correspond to the order in 
which they were created. 


The first instance of SCP-3037-A exploded with relatively 
little force, but each successive explosion was 
increasingly powerful. The last instance exploded with 
force equivalent to roughly one ton of TNT, breaching 
several containment chambers at Site-19 and resulting in 
the loss of personnel. 


It is hypothesized that instances of SCP-3037-A have an 
anomalous connection not only with the real city of 
Dubrovnik, but also with each other. Therefore, the 
second instance of SCP-3037-A was not only damaged 
by the shelling of Dubrovnik, but also by the explosion of 
the first instance, and so on. In this way, the explosive 
force of the first instance of SCP-3037-A was multiplied 
by 214 by the time the fifteenth instance exploded. 


Due to this incident, it is now prohibited for more than 
one instance of SCP-3037-A to exist at any given time. 


Footnotes 

1. "Holding" is here defined as supporting the entire weight of the 
object with one's hands for at least one whole second, making 
physical contact with the object 

2. During the Siege of Dubrovnik by the Yugoslav People's Army 
3. Including the actual city 


SCP-3038: A Starseer 


Item #: SCP-3038 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3038 is currently located 
at research Site-157. Samples of SCP-3038-B should be incinerated 
or collected for testing, adhering to standard hazardous materials 
protocol. 


Host-3038 is kept in an on-site personnel apartment and is 
monitored by an infrared surveillance apparatus. At the end of 
SCP-3038's active phase, Host-3038 is to be administered a Class- 
A amnestic. During SCP-3038's inactive phase, Host-3038 may be 
granted access to on-site common services and will continue to aid 
research. 


Description: SCP-3038 denotes a localized gravitational anomaly 
within the right eye of adult female , designated Host-3038. 
Host-3038 exhibits no anomalous attributes and, besides retinal 
blindness, is unaffected by the presence SCP-3038 during its 
inactive phases. 


SCP-3038 exhibits an average gravitational field of 28.72 m/s?! 
throughout its area of effect. This force extends in a 1 millimeter 
radius. Around the outer extent of SCP-3038, a "film" of loose matter 
orbits, composed of a non-periodic element which rapidly decays 
when removed from SCP-3038. This film acts as a "buffer" between 
SCP-3038 and the gravitational force of the earth. 


SCP-3038's effects have compiled 8 spherical structures 200 to 600 
micrometers in diameter (designated SCP-3038-A-2 through 
SCP-3038-A-9) in orbit around a centralized object 1 millimeter in 
diameter (designated SCP-3038-A-1). SCP-3038-A-2 through 
SCP-3038-A-9 are composed of Host-3038's cells (mostly 
photoreceptors and erythrocytes), foreign bodies such as dust, and 


trace amounts of non-periodic elements. SCP-3038-A-1 orbits 
closely to the central point of SCP-3038, and resembles a Red Giant 
star, both in composition and appearance. 


Every 40 to 70 days, the film of SCP-3038 will degrade, 
commencing the "active" phase. Small bodies of dust, rock, and ice 
from an unknown source will be thrown by SCP-3038-A-1 through 
the eye, permeating the pupil's membrane without causing damage. 
The expelled matter will drift from Host-3038, mixing with dusts from 
the atmosphere. This combined substance is denoted SCP-3038-B. 
After the shedding of SCP-3038-B, the film of SCP-3038 will not 
regenerate for 23 minutes. In this time, SCP-3038 can be observed 
freely, given that all SCP-3038-B has been cleared.