Dr. Williamson: You don't find it suspicious that 
somebody in the broadcast room was playing a 
commercial over the studio's PA system? 


Fritz: The hell are you on about? Of course | find that 
suspicious. It's incredibly suspicious. 


Dr. Williamson: Mr. Fritz, we have you on record saying 
that not only did you have no knowledge of the 
commercial's existence, but you also initially claimed that 
you were in the broadcast room at the time. 


Fritz: [IRRELEVANT DIALOGUE REMOVED] 
Dr. Williamson: Sorry, but could we get back on topic? 


Fritz: Look, man. | have no idea who you are or who you 
work for, but for the last time, | don't know what 
happened. It hurts to think about it. It's like a blur. So 
either let me go, or tell me what I'm still doing here, 
okay? 


Dr. Williamson: Let me ask you a question, Mr. Fritz. 
You said a few minutes ago that you saw several 
"figures" walk into the elevators from the ground floor. 
You are now claiming that you were not in the broadcast 
room or on the ground floor, but you were in the lounge. 
For the last time, Mr. Fritz, where were you when the 
commercial was being broadcasted? 


Fritz: |...| did see them. They walked past me into the 
elevators. 


Dr. Williamson: Who? 


Fritz: | don't know. They were tall. Covered in black. | 
couldn't even see their faces. They were easily a head 
taller than Peter. 


Dr. Williamson: How tall is he? 
Fritz: Around 6'4, I'd say. 


Dr. Williamson: So these figures you saw - they'd be 
around 6'7 or 6'8, yes? 


Fritz: That's a fair estimate, yes. 


Dr. Williamson: Did you see them after they entered the 
elevator? 


Fritz: No. 


Dr. Williamson: But you stated that you were present in 


the building for the duration of the incident until police 
arrived. There is one exit from the broadcast room and it 
leads back to the elevators. We checked, Mr. Fritz. 
Given that we found no such figures during our 
investigation and you were detained by the response 
team, this would mean that they somehow left. How do 
you explain that? 


Fritz: | don't fucking know, alright? | just don't know. 
Nothing about this makes sense. 


Dr. Williamson: Right. Thank you, Mr. Fritz. Somebody 
will be here shortly to escort you out. 


<END LOG> 


Addendum Ill: Incident 9915-T 


THE FOLLOWING INCIDENT REPORT REQUIRES LEVEL 4 
CLEARANCE TO ACCESS. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS 
ATTEMPTS WILL BE INTERNALLY LOGGED. 


[ENTER SECURITY CREDENTIALS] 


Researcher Note: This incident report is a compilation of 
all information we have relating to Incident 9915-T. An 
investigation is still ongoing, so some data may change 
or otherwise prove incorrect as time progresses. Use 
your own discretion. - Dr. 


All events listed took place on October 30, 2013. 


9:02 AM: Henry O'Connor arrives at KPT Broadcasting, 
Inc. headquarters in San Francisco, California for an 
eight hour shift as a broadcast manager. He is roughly 
thirty minutes late for work. 


9:04 AM: O'Connor checks into the employee reception 
desk, officially starting his shift. 


9:0? AM: Jessica Michaels parks her car in the employee 
parking lot behind the building and enters through a 


service tunnel. 


9:07: After purchasing a coffee from the employee cafe, 
O'Connor takes Elevator 02 to the fourth floor and enters 
the broadcast room. He holds a brief discussion with his 
supervisor and is verbally reprimanded for being late. 


9:08: Michaels enters the second floor female bathroom. 
She remains there until 9:40 for unknown reasons. 


9:13: KPT begins broadcasting nationwide. O'Connor is 
managing the broadcast at this time. 


9:19: An unmarked white van turns left off St. Pablo 
street and arrives at the rear of KPT Broadcasting. 


9:20: Building security is notified of the van's presence. 


9:23: As captured by external security cameras, a 
Caucasian male and three unidentified entities clad in 
black exit the van and enter the building through a rear 
entrance. Several security officers respond and are later 
reported as missing. The nature of their encounter with 
these entities is unknown. 


9:25: Thomas Pauling spots the entities walking down 
Hallway 06 and, in fear, starts heading for an emergency 
exit. At an unspecified time, he radios one of his 
coworkers and advises that he also leave, suspecting a 
terrorist attack. 


9:30: An unidentified employee calls San Francisco 
Metropolitan Police from the third floor and reports a 
possible terrorist attack. Police dispatchers later state 
that they heard an "altercation". Several sounds 
consistent with this are present in recordings collected by 
the Foundation. 


9:32: Two police officers arrive at KPT Broadcasting, 
responding to the aforementioned call. 


9:37: The entities encounter the police officers. Though 


the exact details of this encounter are unknown, the 
officers are later found deceased. No distress call is 
issued. 


9:40: Jessica Michaels exits the female bathroom, 
possibly due to the sounds of the altercation at 9:37. She 
encounters the body of one of the officers and, ina 
panic, takes a service stairwell to the fourth floor and 
hides in her office. 


9:41: An unidentified employee in the broadcast room 
tells her coworkers to "Get the [EXPLETIVE] out" and 
implies that a terrorist attack is imminent. O'Connor 
attempts to call the police, but the call is dropped. At this 
point, the entities are roughly 80 meters away. 


9:43: KPT ceases broadcasting, citing "technical 
difficulties". 


9:44: The broadcast room is broken into. Several 
employees are killed through unexplained means in the 
initial chaos. O'Connor narrowly survives by hiding in one 
of the sound booths. 


9:45: O'Connor again attempts to call the police. Though 
he is connected, a recording of the call suggests his 
location was discovered by the entities and he was 
physically removed from the room. Based on this call 
and prior events, additional officers are dispatched to 
KPT and the Homeland Security Threat Level is raised to 
Yellow. 


9:49: KPT resumes broadcasting, playing numerous 
instances of SCP-3981 on a continuous loop. Roughly 
150,000 civilians are exposed within the first 15 minutes. 


9:55: Officers arrive at KPT and make their way to the 
fourth floor. O'Connor is found seated at a table, covered 
in blood and sobbing uncontrollably. Numerous 
deceased employees are found in the broadcast room 
and surrounding offices. Jessica Michaels is found in her 


office, deceased from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. 
When approached by officers, O'Connor exhibits 
considerable distress and retreats to a corner of the 
room, refusing to respond to the officers and repeatedly 
implying that he is guilty and "couldn't stop them". 


10:13: Foundation field operatives arrive at KPT. 
O'Connor is sedated and taken into custody for later 
interrogation. Review of the building's security footage 
finds that several recordings are damaged or unusable, 
most likely due to external tampering. No video evidence 
of the entities, save for the footage captured at 9:23, 
exists. 


10:15: Foundation cover-up begins. Threat level is 
lowered to Green. 


10:20: Building lockdown is lifted. Incident ends. 


Incident Analysis 


Henry O'Connor: O'Connor's relation to the entities is 
considered nonexistent. All available evidence suggests 
he had no prior knowledge of their arrival and was 
severely traumatized by the events that took place. The 
manner by which O'Connor survived the incident remains 
unknown. An interrogation was attempted shortly after 
the incident, but O'Connor proved incapable of 
comprehensible speech, possibly due to post-traumatic 
stress disorder. He has since been amnestisized and 
returned to the civilian sector. 


Jessica Michaels: The nature of Michaels' death and 
her inexplicably prolonged presence in the female 
bathroom is the subject of considerable scrutiny. Several 
hypotheses have been presented, the most widely 
supported being that she had advance knowledge of the 
incident and was attempting to wait it out, but became 
distracted. Further analysis is ongoing. 


Thomas Pauling: After spotting the entities, Pauling 
departed the building and did not return. He was later 
interrogated and amnestisized. 


First Responders: Autopsies performed on the first two 
officers to respond found no signs of physical violence or 
any apparent damage. Their cause of death remains 
unknown. 


Unidentified Entities: These entities and their relation 
to SCP-3981 are enigmatic. Research is ongoing. 


Unidentified Male: The individual responsible for 
escorting the unidentified entities into KPT was later 
identified as Carl West, a 32 year old with roughly 19 
years of experience in the United States Air Force as a 
medical officer. He was found deceased of a self-inflicted 
gunshot wound two weeks following the incident. No 
spouse, children, or immediate relatives were found. Car 
had been dishonorably discharged from the Air Force 
several months prior to the incident for a variety of 
reasons, most notably "paranoid delusions" and 
attempting to gain access to Groom Lake Air Force Base 
without authorization. West had confirmed contact with 
Kyle Roberts ("Robert Lazar") on at least two occasions, 
both heavily involving discussions relating to 
extraterrestrials. Roberts would later describe West as a 
"freedom fighter". 


On October 27, 2013 - three days prior to the incident - 
West arrived at FBI headquarters in San Francisco and 
attempted to "turn himself in". As he was unable to 
adequately describe the reason for this, the FBI escorted 
him out of the building and refused to acknowledge his 
request. He would later attempt similar actions with San 
Francisco Metropolitan Police and INTERPOL to no 
avail. 


On October 29, 2013 - one day prior to the incident - 
West published an entry on his blog entitled "God Still 
Loves Me". Though much of the post is cryptic and 


SCP-516 Testing Log 


This is the testing log for SCP-516. 


All tests were carried out on the Site _ firing range. Unless otherwise 
specified, standard testing conditions were as follows: 


* One (1) F412 100mm high-explosive round loaded 

¢ Crew of four (4) Foundation personnel trained in operation of 
SCP-516 

¢ SCP-516 placed in hardened bunker with firing slit to reduce 

severity of potential damage to SCP 

Target placed at a distance of 1000m. from SCP-516, with a 

clear line of sight 

« Ammunition loaded once target was placed at 1000m. 
distance 


Testing Log 516-01a 

Target: Cardboard cutout of human 

Result: No activity from SCP-516. SCP-516-1 fired manually. Target 
destroyed. 


Testing Log 516-01b 

Target: One (1) D-class personnel (D-1151), unarmed, no 
instructions 

Result: No activity from SCP-516. SCP-516-1 fired manually. 
SCP-516-1 jammed. 


Testing Log 516-01c 

Target: One (1) D-class personnel (D-1470), given steak knife, no 
instructions 

Result: No activity from SCP-516. SCP-516-1 fired manually. 
SCP-516-1 jammed. 


Testing Log 516-01d 
Target: One (1) D-class personnel (D-951), given 9mm pistol, no 
instructions 


difficult to decipher, the following excerpt was considered 
to be of interest to the Foundation: 


God still loves me. In spite of what | am about 
to do, God still loves me. Please forgive me. | 
am so sorry. | don't have a choice anymore. 
They'll be nothing if people know the truth. 
God forgive me. 


At 2:19 AM on October 30, 2013 - seven hours prior his 
arrival at KPT - West made three successful phone calls 
to the number "1-800- - ". These calls were seven, 
ten, and thirteen minutes in length, respectively. 
Attempts to call this number have proven unsuccessful. 
Recordings of the calls are unavailable. 


Footnotes 

1. Elements of MTF 71-Gamma are embedded into major 
broadcasting companies throughout the United States to facilitate 
this effort. 


SCP-3982: The Devourer of Filth Would Like to Be 
Friends With You 


Item #: SCP-3982 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3982 is to be housed in a 
low-priority arboreal bioform containment enclosure at Bioanomaly 
Containment Site-88. 


For the dual purposes of sustenance and testing, Site-88 has been 
authorized to compost the entirety of its organic refuse and medical 
waste within the yard of SCP-3982's pen. 


Description: SCP-3982 is a humanoid entity visually resembling a 
corpse in an advanced state of decomposition. Significant portions 
of its body are comprised of and structurally supported by living non- 
human organic matter, including but not limited to tree branches, 
mushrooms, moss, shrubbery, slime mold, and eusocial insect hives 
(with various species of ants, hornets, paper wasps, and bees 
observed thus far). SCP-3982's height, weight, and mass are 
subject to fluctuation coinciding with changes to this arrangement of 
living materials. 


SCP-3982's behavior is characterized by a predominantly 
saprophagic diet. The entity will perambulate through a broad 
territory and seek out any decomposing, rotten, toxic, or hazardous 
matter and consume it, by either inserting the food item into its 
mandibles and chewing it or by picking it up and absorbing it through 
its chest cavity or limbs. These food items include animal waste, 
decaying vegetable matter, corpses, and pollutants such as oil, 
heavy metal contamination, and radioactive waste. 


After feeding, SCP-3982 will, through an anomalous mass 
conversion process, produce shoots, spores, fruit, and seeds of a 
wide variety of species from its body and scatter them as it travels, 


with the intent to encourage further growth. The entity will also 
occasionally lie down and become dormant for brief periods of time 
after a large “meal”, whereupon the earth in a short radius around it 
will erupt in an anomalously accelerated profusion of plants and 
fungi. 


SCP-3982 is capable of speech and has displayed 
hyperpolyglotism, with demonstrated fluency in every language 
utilized by researchers thus far. It possesses a docile, friendly, 
relatively unintelligent, and somewhat childlike personality, and has 
reacted to the presence of researchers with genial curiosity. 


Date: 09 August, 2015 

Interviewer: Senior Researcher Dr. Wilberto 
Maravilla 

Interviewee: SCP-3982 

Scenario: Intake interview immediately following 
initial containment. 


(SCP-3982 is sitting cross-legged on the ground 
within its enclosure and is approached by Dr. 
Maravilla. SCP-3982 is inspecting a sparrow 
which has perched on its right index finger.) 


Dr. Maravilla: Hello, SCP-3982. 


(The sparrow flies away. SCP-3982 moves its 
head and regards Dr. Maravilla.) 


SCP-3982: Oh. Hi! 


Dr. Maravilla: My name is Dr. Maravilla, and I've 
been assigned to look after you. Do you have a 
name? 


SCP-3982: No. | never got one. Yours is really 
nice, though. It's a really nice day today. 


Dr. Maravilla: Ah... yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, 


alright, for the time being I'll just call you 3982, is 
that alright? 


SCP-3982: Uh-huh, that's okay. Oh! Oh, do you 
like apples? 


(SCP-3982 reaches into the vegetation within its 
chest cavity, pulls out a red apple, and holds it 
out to Dr. Maravilla.) 


SCP-3982: You can have this one. | bet it's real 
tasty. Apples are made to have. Good. Tastiness. 


Dr. Maravilla: Um, no thank you 3982, maybe 
later. | ate recently. 


(SCP-3982 nods and inserts the apple back into 
its chest.) 


Dr. Maravilla: Would it be okay if | asked you 
some questions? 


(SCP-3982 produces a gasping sound.) 
SCP-3982: Oh my goodness yes. 


Dr. Maravilla: Okay! First off, can you describe to 
me what you think you are? 


SCP-3982: What am |? 
Dr. Maravilla: Yes, in your own words. 


(SCP-3982 is silent for a period of time. A 
number of bees begin to emerge from its body 
and hover, landing on flowers sprouting from 
SCP-3982's shoulders and back.)