2. Begin regular medical examinations and 
tissue sampling. 

3. Test the effects of a single independent 
variable at a time. 

4. Record observations over a period long 
enough that symptoms become static. 

5. Allow SCP-3048 to return to control 
state prior to start of next trial. 


Some variables to investigate in this 
experiment may include water, vitamin C, 
iodine, and other vital nutrients. | believe these 


variables to be preferable for two reasons, one 
being the well-documented symptoms a non- 
anomalous human body experiences when 
deprived of such substances. The other 
reason is the ease with which we are able to 
manipulate the contents of SCP-3048's dietary 
supplements without its knowledge. 


From the desk of Dr. Florence Daley. 
Secure. Contain. Protect. 


/02/2017: Experiment #3048-2 has been 
approved. — O5- . 


Footnotes 

1. Researchers have yet to identify any form of meat product, 
excluding gelatin, which SCP-3048 is capable of consuming. 

2. SCP-3048 is unable to consume the granulated sugar coating of 
Peeps and similar sweets. Foundation personnel and SCP-3048 
alike have expressed distaste for the task of cleaning the resulting 
mess. Sugar-coated foods should not be included among the entity's 
rations. 


SCP-3049: To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch 


Item #: SCP-3049 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3049 is to remain fixed in 
place within a standard secure storage room. Its heat control knobs 
should be removed when not in use. 


Testing of the object has been halted indefinitely by order of the 
Ethics Committee. 


Personnel who have utilized SCP-3049 or partaken in SCP-3049-1 
and currently possess knowledge of the object's anomalous 
properties must receive psychological evaluation and/or amnestics 
before returning to active duty. 


Description: SCP-3049 is a gas-powered convection oven of 
standard consumer dimensions. It possesses a white gloss finish on 
its frame, a glass oven door, and an aluminum handle. SCP-3049 
exhibits an anomalous physical feature in the form of a setting 
labeled "Apple Pie" beneath its center dial. 


In its active state, SCP-3049 generates a miniaturized universe 
inside its oven cavity. This new universe, designated SCP-3049-1, 
operates on a hyper-accelerated timescale such that an estimated 
15 billion years within it equates to 30 minutes outside of it. 
SCP-3049-1, from its Big Bang to its death, is observable through 
the oven door. Neither opening the oven door to interrupt this 
process nor operation of the stove-top seems to be possible during 
an active cycle. 


None of the complications associated with matter operating ona 
sub-Planck length scale have been observed; the laws of physics 
and universal constants within the miniature universe appear to 
function normally. The reason for this unexpected continuity of 


SCP-373: Ghost Record 


Item #: SCP-373 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-373 is to be kept ina 
containment locker at Site 38. Research into SCP-373 and 
SCP-373-A iterations is to be carried out by authorized personnel. 
Grounds for immediate revocations of testing privileges include, but 
are not limited to: recent loss of loved ones (testing privileges 
suspended for five (5) years), any history of abuse or inability to 
follow orders as per containment procedures for other SCPs (testing 
privileges revoked permanently), any past association with 
paranormal research or investigative groups (testing privileges 
revoked until approval given by Site director), or any unusual or 
persistent interest or obsession with SCP-373 (testing privileges 
revoked permanently). 


Note from Head Researcher _ : The potential implications of this 
device for both SCP-373-A entities and their former loved ones 
require a certain degree of composure with regards to its use. Quite 
frankly, we may be creating these beings rather than channeling 
them. Personnel unable to react responsibly with that degree of 
power are not to be allowed access. 


Note from Head Researcher _ : Testing suspended until further 
notice. See Addendum 373-3. Testing with D-class personnel to be 
carried out as per Addendum 373-4. 


For maximum efficiency in gathering intelligence regarding 
SCP-373-A entities, all records used with SCP-373 should be 33 1/2 
rpm vinyl aloums with lyric-heavy songs or spoken-word tracks. 
Audiobooks, comedy albums, and other principally speech-based 
records are encouraged; principally instrumental or orchestral music 
is forbidden. 


Newtonian physics remains unknown. 


The perspective observable through SCP-3049's door does not 
remain constant throughout the lifespan of an SCP-3049-1 universe. 
SCP-3049 has frequently been observed to adjust its magnification 
to follow major developments in the formation and expansion of the 
universe, such as the creation of the first stars, black holes, and 
galaxies. These perspective shifts have been described as 
"cinematic" and "like scenes from that Cosmos documentary". 


SCP-3049-1 instances are also [DATA REDACTED]. 
+ Document #3049-01 
Document #3049-01: Discovery log 
Field operative: Agent Rembrandt Anderson 
Subject: Mrs. — Taylor 
<Begin Log> 
Agent Anderson: Afternoon, Mrs. Taylor. 


Mrs. Taylor: To you too, Mr... Anderson, is it? 
Mind if | call you Rembrandt? 


Agent Anderson: Yes, that's correct, and | 
don't mind at all. May | come in? 


Mrs. Taylor: Oh, of course, dearie. Let me 
take you to the kitchen, where the oven is. 


[Anderson enters the household. ] 


Agent Anderson: Please, lead the way. | 
understand that you've been having issues 
with this device not functioning as intended? 


Mrs. Taylor: Yes, | certainly have! | swear, 
that hooligan grandson of mine and his 
delinquent friends must have done this to my 


oven as some practical joke. | think they 
installed a screen and a... a secret 
compartment of some sort. But my eyes aren't 
so good anymore, so it's rather difficult for me 
to tell. 


Agent Anderson: What exactly is it that the 
oven does which seems unusual? 


Mrs. Taylor: Well, you see... | always let it 
preheat before | bake... But recently, after | do 
that, the door gets stuck and | can't turn it off 
until it's done playing. 


[Anderson and the subject arrive in the 
kitchen.] 


Agent Anderson: Until what's done playing? 


Mrs. Taylor: One of those outer space 
documentaries with all the new-fangled special 
effects. It plays in this glass door right here... 
Oh, just let me turn it on and show you, John. 


Agent Anderson: My name isn't— well, 
nevermind. Go ahea — Oh. Wow. 


[SCP-3049 enters its active state.] 


Mrs. Taylor: You see what | mean, darling? | 
can only bake without preheating now, with 
whatever they've done to my oven. 


Agent Anderson: Yes, | see what you mean. 
Don't worry, Mrs. Taylor, the company will 
replace your oven right away. | promise you 
won't even know it's missing. 


Mrs. Taylor: Thank you, Kevin. 


Agent Anderson: I'm just doing my job. Now, 
if you wouldn't mind, could you step out of the 


shot so | can take some pictures of the 
malfunctioning device? For insurance 
purposes, you understand. 


Mrs. Taylor: Oh, no problem at all. Excuse 
me... 


[The subject exits the kitchen and moves 
toward the dining room. Anderson uses his 
phone to take several photos of SCP-3049 in 
its active state. The subject returns while 
carrying pastry.] 


Mrs. Taylor: Would you like some apple pie, 
darling? 


Agent Anderson: Oh no, | couldn't. 


Mrs. Taylor: Please have some, Jacob dear. | 
can be rather absent minded while baking. | 
swear | have twice the amount that | know 
what to do with. 


[Anderson takes a slice of apple pie.] 


Agent Anderson: Thank you, ma'am... Mm, 
this is some good pie! Any chance | could get 
a little bit to go? | bet the installation guys'll 
clean you all outta this product when they get 
here. You're a great baker. 


Mrs. Taylor: Thank you! You're such a 
sweetheart, Brian. Let me get you the rest of 
the dish — you can keep the whole thing. | 
don't usually like to bake in glass pans, and | 
doubt whoever gave me this one would mind a 
bit of re-gifting. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: SCP-3049 was recovered 
from Mrs. Taylor's suburban home without 


incident. The subject's oven was replaced with 
a non-anomalous version of identical make. 
Low-grade amnestics were successfully 
administered. 


+ Level 3 clearance required 


Document #3049-02: Excerpt from The Life Cycle of 
SCP-3049-1 Universes, by Dr. Riley Cadence. 


At approximately 20 minutes (10 billion years) 
into the life cycle of SCP-3049-1, the 
perspective displayed by SCP-3049 diverges 
from previously observed patterns, the frame 
of reference becoming scaled to a single star 
late in its formation process. The type of star 
on which the object becomes fixated varies, 
but it has been noted in the majority of cases 
to be an astronomical body similar in size, 
temperature, and composition to the sun. 


During and after the star's formation, 
SCP-3049 gradually transitions its display's 
focus to the development of an Earth-like 
planet occupying the circumstellar habitable 
zone. At some point after the planet has 
cooled enough for liquid water to cover 
portions of its surface, SCP-3049's perspective 
shifts to follow the development of carbon- 
based life. Lifeforms within SCP-3049-1 evolve 
to live on land in 60% of observed cases. 


Intelligent life arises on the habitable planet 
and subsequently becomes the dominant 
species. After these sentient beings begin to 
construct complex civilizations, the timescale 
of the universe suddenly decelerates so that 
an estimated 1,000 years within SCP-3049-1 
equates to 1 minute outside. The sentient 
lifeforms become technologically advanced 
and, in 70% of observed cases, space-faring. 


It is usually at this point that the dominant 
civilization on the planet creates self- 
replicating molecular nanotechnology with 
reality-bending properties, an invention 
henceforth designated SCP-3049-2. 


SCP-3049-2 immediately engages in 
ecophagy — the consumption of its 
environment — resulting in a "Grey Goo" 
scenario which terminates its planet, solar 
system, and galaxy of origin. The 
nanotechnology rapidly propagates throughout 
the remainder of the universe while absorbing 
all matter into itself. This process culminates in 
a YK-class end-of-reality event in which the 
entirety of the SCP-3049-1 universe is 
converted into an apple pie nested inside a 
glass baking dish. 


Addendum: Shortly after the submission of her report, Dr. Cadence 
requested psychological evaluation and a project transfer. 


SCP-3050: Ogden 


Item #: SCP-3050 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3050's doors and 
windows have all been fitted with 9 centimeter thick solid steel 
padlocks, with fitted iron bars covering all exteriors. SCP-3050 is 
also monitored by security cameras placed across the perimeter, 
broadcasting live feed to Site-38. In the event of civilian discovery or 
containment breach, Mobile Task Force Psi-7 "Home Improvement" 
is to be dispatched to assess the situation and reestablish 
containment. 


SCP-3050's activation events are to be attributed to the local 
Foundation-owned S - weapons testing facility. At the beginning of 
activation, any personnel within the building are to evacuate within 
the 15 seconds allotted time period. Any personnel unable to escape 
within this time period are encouraged to make use of their issued 
cyanide tablets. 


Addendum 4.24.17: On 3/16/ , two civilians were caught within 
SCP-3050 during its activation event after having seen a prior event 
and investigating. A 2.5 meter tall containment wall has been 
constructed around SCP-3050 per order of O5-_ to prevent further 
information and containment breaches. 


Description: SCP-3050 is a large abandoned complex located in 
W_ , North Carolina, previously known as the "Ogden School." 
SCP-3050's interior consists of typical furniture and appliances 
found in American schools between 1960-1976. 


SCP-3050 remains inert until its activation event, which occurs at 
random intervals any time of year. Preceding each activation, 
SCP-3050 will resound a 137 decibel alarm from an unknown 
source from within the facility for exactly 15 seconds. Following the 


alarm, all doors and windows close and are unable to be opened 
until the event has concluded. Upon closer investigation, "locked" 
exits fuse at the atomic level to walls and floors. From the exterior, 
all windows output a bright red light measured at an estimated 2,000 
lumens. However, photon degradation occurs at .74 meters! within 
the perimeter of the facility; thereby limiting area of effect. Research 
regarding this anomalous light is ongoing. 


During the main phase of the event, all non-anomalous living human 
matter within SCP-3050 is reconstructed at the atomic level by 
means of selective reality degradation. This effect is achieved by 
means of precise anti-hume generators located in facilities 
constructed by Alexylva University. SCP-3050's event can last 
anywhere from 4 minutes to 2 hours. Testing logs and accounts 
state that the experience is painless. However, there is no 
consistency to the order in which body parts are reconstructed (or in 
the case of multiple subjects, which is reconstructed first.) Subjects 
undergoing reconstruction do not bleed or show wounds; all 
reconstructed body parts leave behind patched skin similar to post- 
amputation limbs. 


Individuals reconstructed by SCP-3050 (designated SCP-3050-A) 
are integrated with objects and surfaces within the facility. Test logs 
and witness accounts prove that instances of SCP-3050-A are fully 
aware and retain most senses upon integration. Research 
concerning the termination of these individuals or a way to revert 
this effect is currently underway. 


Addendum 5.17/ :"Destruction of objects containing SCP-3050-A 
instances does not result in death of subject. Poor bastard, we broke 
the chair...him. His pieces just won't stop screaming..." -Dr. Subin 


Upon completion of the event, all doors and windows unbind from 
their respective frame and a 110 decibel sound resembling wind 
chimes resounds from an unknown source outside the complex. 
SCP-3050 will stay inert for a minimum of 24 hours following the 
event. Exploration is only to be undertaken during this 24 hour grace 
period. 


Exploration Log: 


Date: 1/20/ 
Subjects: D-19910, a political prisoner with experience 
in urban exploration 


Equipment: 
* One (1) Polaroid 600 printing camera. 
* One (1) Kant reality measuring device. 
¢ One (1) flashlight. 
* One (1) standard Foundation field ration. 
* One (1) standard issue pager. 
* One (1) item retrieval pack. 
<Begin log> 


Dr. Owens: Testing, testing- one, two, three. Can you 
hear me? 


D-19910: Loud and clear. I'm entering the main hallway. 
Nothing in the foyer here. 


Dr. Owens: Does anything seem out of the ordinary, 
D-19910? What is your meter reading? 


D-19910: It's at one..."hume." Is that heat? 
Dr. Owens: Ignore that. Continue exploring the facility. 


<D-19910 continues exploring the facility for [7.5] 
minutes. Nonessential content redacted.> 


D-19910: Doc, I'm hearing noises. Sounds like 
whispering and crying. 


Dr. Owens: /to assistant] Increase the sensitivity. 
D-19910, remember to be taking pictures. 


D-19910: | see a staircase. It's dark, the lights are a bit 
dim. 


Dr. Owens: Head down it. Use your flashlight if need be. 


D-19910: Alright. I'm in the school library...something is 
odd in here. 


D-19910: There's...something wrong with the far right 
corner of the room. It's like it's pitch black, but | can see 
everything in it clearly. It's shimmering a little bit, too; like 
a car hood in the hot sun. You know?