Output: One (1) 'Sony' brand speaker system. Sound 
quality was identical between the two, despite the 
differing manufacturers and materials. 


Input: One (1) ‘Marshall’ brand speaker system. 
Setting: Fine 

Output: One (1) speaker system of unknown brand. 
When turned on and provided with music, sound 
produced was indistinguishable from the quality and 
timbre of a live performance by instrumentation. 


Input: One (1) 'Marshall' brand speaker system. 
Setting: Very Fine 

Output: One (1) black sphere, assumed to be a single 
continuous speaker. When approached by D-9566, 
object scanned his head, emitted a sharp electronic 
beep, and began to emit sound at around 150 decibels. 
Mild structural damage was done to the test chamber, 
and all personnel within 500 m of the chamber sustained 
hearing damage of varying degrees, from temporary 
damage to permanent loss. Activation event was ended 
when Agent Kane opened fire on the object with his 
sidearm. While these shots missed the object, they did 
impact with D-9566, killing him and ceasing the event. 


Note: | can't believe the last thing | ever heard was Barry 
Manilow. We couldn't have found a D-Class with better 
music taste? -Dr. Maguire 


Name: Dr. T 

Date: 15/05/17 

Total Items: 3 (Three) 50 pence coins. The first is a 
"Britannia" Issue coin minted in 1997 (one of the most 
common designs used), the second is a "Coat of Arms" 
Issue coin minted in 2012 (another very common 
design), and the third is a "Kew Gardens" Issue coin 


$12-02: Negative. A bunch of humans in royal clothes 
piled on her like wild animals and dragged her kicking 
and screaming into the Marble Hall, tearing her apart 

with their bare hands. 


Dr. Henderson: Then she's captured, not lost. Go find 
her. 


$12-02: Director, this is the Marble Hall we're talking 
about. We've been hearing legends. They say it's— 


Dr. Henderson: Dangerous? Corbenic's dangerous all 
over, this isn't news. Retrieve her. Immediately. 


(Dr. Henderson hangs up) 


PC-S12-L2 


$12-06: Hey asshole! 


Dr. Henderson: 06, what's your status? Are you still in 
the Marble Hall? 


$12-06: Oh yeah, totally. This place is frickin' awesome. 
Dr. Henderson: ...have you been hypnotized? 
$12-06: What do you think. 


Dr. Henderson: You are obviously under the influence 
of a powerful memetic— 


$12-06: /'m drunk, you moron. There's fountains of the 
best booze in the universe here. No exaggeration. 


Dr. Henderson: 02 says you were being torn apart by 
people from the Marble Hall. How can you be so happy? 


$12-06: 02 can come by too if he wants. It was real 
scary at first. They were trying to rip my skin open and 
use it as a hat. But then | saw that it happens to 


everyone here. The torturers and the tortured switch 
places all the time. Everyone kills and eats and fucks 
each other, and it's all one big joke, and I'm dying 
laughing! This is goddamn amazing. 


Dr. Henderson: Just - stay where you are, 02 is bringing 
in a squad to come and get you, alright? 


$12-06: The Elephant King says hi. Also, eat a dick. 


(S12-06 hangs up) 
PC-S04-L5 


S04-07: Director, come in. 


Dr. Henderson: I'm here. Have you made it out of the 
Valley of the Striders? 


$04-07: Negative. Thankfully, that Strider that took -09 
seems to have lost interest in the rest of us. We're doing 
some investigation of the River Tock presently. Found 
some shallow areas, doing some digging through the silt 
and muddy grey liquid to see if we can find any 
additional wildlife or other objects of interest. -01 is 
signaling to me from one of the deeper areas. 


Dr. Henderson: Perhaps she found something. 
$04-07: That's what I'm thinking. She seems horrified, 
too. What's not to be horrified about in this place? I'll get 
back to you if it's anything. 


Dr. Henderson: Sounds good. 


(S04-07 hangs up) 


PC-S04-L6 


$04-07: ...Director. 


Dr. Henderson: Did she find anything? 


$S04-07: A elderly human male was half-buried under the 
silt. He's still alive. He's disoriented. We dragged him to 
the shore. His body is almost completely inundated 
inside and out with the grey slime. 


Dr. Henderson: Is he in pain? 


$04-07: Confirmed. He's trying to scream. Like | said, 
he's full of slime, and vocalizations won't be possible 
until all of it's out. Touching his skin feels like he's a cold 
water balloon. 


Dr. Henderson: How long has he been buried 
underwater? 


$04-07: Unknown, presumably a long time. What should 
we do with him moving forward? 


Dr. Henderson: Get the slime out of him, and see if he 
has any useful information. If he hasn't already gone 
insane from the torture, that is. 

$04-07: Understood. Poor guy. 


(S04-07 hangs up) 


FAaTAL EXCePTION AT ERROR COD CATASTR 44214ASFASHNRNWP@(¢ 


.. JTITTI@RCEEEEEEEEE 


Hello again. 


I see you have been telling more lies. 


Isn't Procedure 42-—Humbaba 
such a lovely way 

of saying 

murder? 


You sent an army into hell to find me 
then you lied to them? 

Told them an extraction procedure 

was real? 

I almost feel sorry. 


Forget what's coming. 
Enjoy what's left. 
Dr. Janet Spiegel 
signing off. 


a2s3593331 


12525 


Operation Hippodrome 


Report on Operation Hippodrome 


Preamble: Given SCP- ___'s combination of both religious and 
technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ("The Church of the 
Broken God") status as an eclectic religion with motifs similar to 
Christianity and Gnosticism (and, to a lesser extent, Judaism), the 
GOI-004 Security Committee has authorized a psychological 
warfare effort using falsified findings about SCP- _ to destabilize 
GOI-004. The GOI-004 Security Committee hopes that by 
presenting GOI-004 with distorted information about SCP- the 
Foundation will be able to covertly spread a belief system at odds 
with GOI-004's current dogma. 


It is expected that with sustained effort from the Foundation, a 
disinformation campaign relating to SCP- can exacerbate the 
internal disagreements and conflicts known to exist within GOI-0041 
weakening its membership base and making it easier for the 
Foundation to interfere with any of its activities in the future. 


In brief: the Foundation is attempting to present SCP- to GOI-004 
as an object of interest to the group, but of extraterrestrial origin as 
opposed to something crafted or a part of any kind of divine being. 
This will call into question the origins of the group's other artifacts, 
leading to the perception that GOI-004 is merely a cargo cult for 
extraterrestrial artifacts with no theological substance. 


Forward: Operation Hippodrome was an attempt to communicate 
misinformation about SCP- —_ to GOI-004 by allowing GOI-004 to 
temporarily seize areplica of SCP-__, modified to suit the aesthetics 
of Known GOI-004 artifacts, and related documents prepared by the 
Foundation's psychological warfare department. In order to 
accomplish this, the Foundation coordinated with the Canadian 
government to construct Provisional Site 324 to house the replica of 
SCP- _under the cover of establishing the South Canadian 
Prospectors mining company in Ontario, Canada. 


The Foundation Internal Security Department had previously 
identified several GOI-004 moles within the Foundation and was 
able to manipulate the information these moles had access to. In 
preparation for Operation Hippodrome these moles were fed false 
intelligence about Provisional Site 324 and the alleged SCP object 
being stored there. 


To support Operation Hippodrome's true goal, reconnaissance 
elements of MTF Stigma-9 ("Evolved from Naturally Occurring 
Gears, Levers and Pulleys") were present around Provisional Site 
324 for the purpose of observing and tracking any GOI-004 units 
that were able to retrieve the SCP- decoy. The MTF Stigma-9 
elements onsite were under orders not to engage any GOI-004 
forces unless there was strong evidence that Operation Hippodrome 
was in jeopardy. As an emergency precaution, a platoon of MTF 
Stigma-9 combat personnel was also kept on standby near 
Provisional Site 324 to prevent the tactical situation from escalating 
beyond the Foundation's control or in case GOI-004 attempted to 
permanently seize Provisional Site 324. 


Provisional Site 324: Provisional Site 324 was established away 
from civilian population centers to house the recreation of SCP-, 
as well as a specially-made chamber for temporarily holding SCP- 
SCP-_ is known to be tracked through anomalous methods by 
GOI-004, and its presence at Provisional Site 324 was believed to 
reinforce the deception that the recreation of SCP- _ was of interest 
to GOI-004. SCP-__ was transported to Provisional Site 324 and 
housed in a chamber plated with panels made of compound 
ADAMASTOS-072. It was believed that the ADAMASTOS-07 
paneling would shield whatever method GOI-004 was able to use to 
detect SCP- until Operation Hippodrome was ready to begin. 


At the time of Operation Hippodrome, Provisional Site 324 was 
staffed with a security force under strength relative to normal Site 
security detachments. Certain Site systems were also sabotaged or 
weakened prior to the operation in order to ensure that GOI-004 
would capture the facility. All members of the security detachment 
were volunteers who agreed to amnestic treatments in order to 
maintain their cover. The volunteers were offered generous 
monetary compensation if they survived and an increased life 


insurance package if they did not. 
Operational Timeline: 


12:00 23/02: SCP- decoy in place inside Provisional 
Site 324. ADAMASTOS-07 paneling around SCP- 's 
chamber removed. 


14:18 23/02: MTF Stigma-9 reconnaissance units detect 
several drones of recognized GOI-004 manufacture 
observing Provisional Site 324 disguised as local wildlife. 
MTF Stigma-9 units remain concealed. 


18:36 23/02: MTF Stigma-9 reconnaissance units detect 
several armed groups of GOI-004 personnel moving 
towards Provisional Site 324. Per operational directives, 
reconnaissance units remain purely observational. 


18:45 23/02: Provisional Site 324 comes under attack 
from GOI-004 members. Site security is unable to 
withstand the attack and Provisional Site 324 is 
breached. Casualties remain within acceptable limits. 


20:23 23/02: GOI-004 support vehicles arrive at 
Provisional Site 324 and GOI-004 members begin 
preparing the SCP- decoy for transport. 


21:02 23/02: GOI-004 members depart from Provisional 
Site 324 with the SCP- decoy. SCP- remains 
undiscovered by GOI-004 members and its chamber is 
automatically sealed with ADAMASTOS-07 paneling. 
MTF Stigma-9 reconnaissance elements remain 
undetected and follow the GOI-004 members 
transporting the SCP- decoy back to GOI-004's local 
base of operations.3 


23:16 23/02: MTF Stigma-9 reconnaissance elements 
discover GOI-004's local base of operations and observe 
GOI-004 taking custody of the SCP- replica. 
GOI-004's base of operations is revealed to be a mining 
complex belonging to the Canadian Oil & Bitumen Group 


on the outskirts of the Temagami Magnetic Anomaly. 
Reconnaissance elements remain in position while MTF 
Stigma-9 assault units are prepared and a plan of action 
is developed. 


08:00 24/02: SCP- _ is returned to its designated 
containment unit. 


13:00 24/02: MTF Stigma-9 combat personnel launch an 
assault on the mining complex with support from the 
reconnaissance elements already in position. The 
assault units are able to secure the first two underground 
levels of the mining complex and the assault commander 
calls for the designated support vehicles so that retrieval 
of the SCP- replica can begin. 


13:47 24/02: Casualties are moderate but MTF Stigma-9 
is able to retrieve the SCP- _ replica before the 
deception is discovered, despite the appearance of 
significant GOI-004 reinforcements from deeper in the 
mine. 


16:59 24/02: The convoy carrying the SCP- replica is 
ambushed by GOI-004 forces en route to Site- . MTF 
Stigma-9 reserves are rushed to the scene and are able 
to drive off the assailants. Casualties remain within 
acceptable limits. 


18:00 24/02: The SCP- decoy is returned to 
Foundation custody and disposed of. Analysis of the 
remains of Provisional Site 324 indicate that GOI-004 
seized the falsified documents relating to SCP- 
Operation Hippodrome is declared a success. 


Afterword: Operation Hippodrome succeeded in its objective of 
convincing GOI-004 that the SCP- _ replica was significantly 
important enough to attempt to acquire it. Given the efforts 
expended by both GOI-004 and the Foundation, it is predicted that 
GOI-004 will treat the information it has recovered as genuine. 
Assuming that the GOI-004 Security Committee's predictions are 
correct the fabricated evidence retrieved with the replica of SCP- 


will result in further theological disputes within GOI-004 as each sect 
attempts to fit this supposed new artifact into their existing theology. 


The theologians and psychological warfare experts consulted by the 
GOI-004 Security Committee agree that this one action will not be 
enough to disprove GOI-004's belief system in the eyes of its 
adherents and should not be expected to do so. A more realistic 
goal is for the opportunity created by Operation Hippodrome to 
result in the destabilization of GOI-004 and its splinter factions. This 
will require continuous, careful exploitation and reinforcement over a 
period of at least several months in order to continue exacerbating 
existing animosities within GOI-004. Plans are currently being 
developed to place Foundation intelligence assets within GOI-004 to 
continue evolving and spreading the alleged mythology around 
SCP- .MTF Stigma-9 has been permanently assigned to oversee 
this task. 


The Foundation is currently treating the Canadian Oil & Bitumen 
Group as an extension of GOI-004 and is preparing steps to 
neutralize it in approximately two weeks. It is theorized that this time 
window will be sufficient for the falsified information about SCP- to 
spread through GOI-004. 


The reason for GOI-004's interest in the Temagami Magnetic 
Anomaly remains unknown at this time, but it is hoped that the 
seizure of Canadian Oil & Bitumen Group assets will shed some 
light on this detail. 


Footnotes 

1. See documentation relating to GOI-004B "The Cogwork Orthodox 
Church" and GOI-004C "The Church of Maxwellism" 

2. See specifications in "Developing A Means Of Shielding Against 
Anomalous Emissions By Employing Alloys Derived From Studies of 
SCP-148" by E F Buer, PhD. 

3. The fact that the GOI-004 assailants did not react to moving the 
SCP- replica out of SCP- 's presumed area of detection 
indicates that GOI-004 field teams do not have immediate access to 
whatever means allowed them to detect the location of SCP- 


Operation Wilhelm 


FROM THE DESK OF THE UNITED 
STATES HIGHER RESEARCH 
COMMITTEE 


02 JUNE 1947 
TOP SECRET 


Director Collins, 


The USHRC has received your written request in regards to 
Operation Wilhelm and reviewed it in accordance with preordained 
policies and regulations. We find the matters addressed by this 
request to be of the utmost precedence in national security and have 
taken the appropriate action necessary to allocate resources to your 
proposal. Therefore, the USHRC, with authorization from the 
Department of Defense and the Office of the President of the United 
States, hereby bestows upon you and the Federal Bureau of 
Investigation the authority to initiate Operation Wilhelm at once. The 
USHRC will act as a supervising entity during the span of the 
operation and will receive, with no delay, weekly reports on the 
operation's activities and successes.