SCP-3066-C are to be terminated or kept in solitary confinement. 
Testing on SCP-3066-C is not to involve direct contact with more 
than 5 uninfected persons at a time. To prevent lapses of judgement 
and loss of productivity, entry into SCP-3066 is strongly 
discouraged. Entry into SCP-3066-A is strictly prohibited. 


Cover stories are to be fielded regarding unusual lights in the area 
surrounding Brown Mountain, North Carolina. These include vehicle 
lights, combustion of naturally occurring methane, ball lightning, and 
extraterrestrial activity. 


Description: SCP-3066 is a small log cabin in Linville Gorge, North 
Carolina. It is dilapidated and appears to have been abandoned in 
1937. Much of the roof has collapsed. It is notably one of the only 
artificial structures in the valley, and is entirely isolated. SCP-3066 is 
surrounded by thick vegetation, heavily obscuring it even when 
viewed from a distance of 20 meters. 


When within SCP-3066, the perception of time is heavily warped. 
While time-keeping devices work as expected, personnel report a 
trance-like state of mind, with very few memories of their time inside 
SCP-3066. Metabolism is also much slower, allowing personnel to 
spend several days within SCP-3066 with no ill effects. 


Underneath SCP-3066 is an airtight cellar, originally used for storing 
wine. The cellar contains a writing desk that is stocked with 
hundreds of written pages and journals. Nearby is a circular 
borehole with a diameter of 3.3-meters. This borehole has been 
designated SCP-3066-A. 


SCP-3066-A has no discernible bottom. Expeditions into SCP-3066- 
A have managed a depth of 2 kilometers, and experimentation has 
not been conclusive. At 50 meter intervals along SCP-3066-A, there 
are large archways leading into separate chambers. The existence 
of these chambers is known only through seismic analysis, as any 
cameras or observers entering the archways abruptly stop 
responding. No personnel or equipment lost in this way have been 
recovered. Furthermore, incursion into the archways appears to 
trigger an Eckhart-Anatol Discharge. 


At somewhat irregular intervals, SCP-3066-A will produce an 
Eckhart-Anatol Discharge. These events only occur during the local 
night. During an Eckhart-Anatol Discharge, approximately 500 tons 
of matter are expelled into SCP-3066 and the surrounding forest. 
This matter is usually propelled through the collapsed roof of 
SCP-3066 and into the upper troposphere once it exits SCP-3066. 
This process does not usually cause damage to SCP-3066. The 
products of an Eckhart-Anatol Discharge are often very flammable, 
and can often be neutralized using incendiary weapons. Due to the 
flight trajectory often taken by discharged material, the burning 
material will often fall on or near Brown Mountain, about 7 miles east 
of SCP-3066. 75% of the discharged mass is composed of 5 x 10 
inch sheets of parchment paper. These pages are collectively 
designated SCP-3066-B. SCP-3066-B are covered in writing or 
sketches, and contain potent cognitohazards. The remaining mass 
varies between incidents, but will usually consist of a delivery 
system for SCP-3066-B. 


Exposure to SCP-3066-B will invariably result in immediate 


cessation of all higher mental functions. Affected individuals 
(SCP-3066-C) will use their own bodily fluids to write on nearby 
surfaces. These communications are often aimed at convincing 
observers to move toward SCP-3066. Some instances of 
SCP-3066-C will also produce nonsensical poetry and prose. None 
of the writing created by SCP-3066-C is anomalous. When in the 
presence of non-affected individuals, SCP-3066-C will rapidly 
approach and begin to vocalize. Audio recordings of this process 
degrade into white noise before vocalization begins, and any human 
observers within earshot will become new instances of SCP-3066-C. 
As a result, the content of vocalization by SCP-3066-C is unknown. 
The effects of SCP-3066-B may constitute a memetic agent, though 
further investigation is necessary to classify them. 


When present in large groups, SCP-3066-C will alter their behavior. 
Instances of SCP-3066-C will begin forming convoluted structures 
out of their own bodies, often extracting and utilizing internal organs 
as structural components. Note that SCP-3066-C are no more 
durable than non-anomalous human beings, though they do not 
have a pain response. The structures created by large collections of 
SCP-3066-C have the same effect as SCP-3066-B, and can trigger 
the infection of much larger populations. 


Addendum 3066-1: Expedition Audio Log 


Members of MTF Zeta-9 (“Mole-Rats”) were sent into SCP-3066 
after the initial exploration of the anomaly. The purpose of the 
expedition was to explore SCP-3066-A. 


+ Show audio log for Expedition Beta 
[BEGIN LOG] 
Beta-1: Check in, team. 
Beta-2: Beta-2, checking in. 
Beta-3: Beta-3. 
Beta-4: Beta-4. Right after you, 1. 


Beta-1: Okay, we’re going in. Stay close. 


SCP-377: Accurate Fortune Cookies 


Item #: SCP-377 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-377 is kept in the 
Personnel break room, third cabinet to the left of the refrigerator. 
Any personnel desiring a cookie from SCP-377 may take one (1), 
and only one cookie, every 48 hours, to ensure that all personnel get 
a share. Personnel read their fortunes at their own risk. 


Description: SCP-377 is a box of La Choy brand fortune cookies. 
The box was full when it was recovered from [DATA EXPUNGED] 
and has since restocked itself regularly every 12 hours. 


The cookies within the box are individually wrapped (for freshness, 
according to the box) and are, according to all tests, totally ordinary. 
Each cookie contains one (1) 18mm by 58mm piece of paper, on 
which a "fortune" is written in blue ink. All of these properties are 
consistent with a box of cookies from this brand. 


However, the "fortunes" contained within each cookie are not 
consistent with those provided by the standard product. "Fortunes" 
appear to be specific to the individual opening the cookie and have 
thus far shown to be 100% accurate, ranging from vague indications 
of coming success to specific predictions regarding personnel's 
personal lives. The "fortunes" are not, however, always positive. 


It is unknown whether the fortune cookies actively predict future 
events, or in fact cause future events to occur. 
Document #377-01: The following is a partial log of some of the 


more notable "fortunes" given out by SCP-377. 


“Fortune” text: "/t's a boy!" 


A door creaks 


Beta-2: Wow, and | though this place looked 
decrepit from the outside. 


Beta-1: It’s dusty. Smells kind of like ash. 
Nothing unusual so far. 


Beta-2: Mind closing that door? 


Beta-1: Okay, all team members are inside. 
It’s a little crowded. 


Beta-3: You know, this place is pretty beautiful 
once you stop to take a look at it. 


Beta-4: It really is. Shit, | wouldn’t mind living 
here. Whoever built the cabin had the right 
idea. 


Irrelevant dialogue over the next fifteen 
minutes has been redacted for brevity. 


Beta-1: | agree. At any rate, | think we've 
loitered long enough. Let’s get down to the 
cellar. 


Beta-3: Man we’ve got time. We could stay up 
here a bit longer. 


Beta-1: That would be great, but | don’t want 
to get yelled at when we leave. Let’s move! 


Sound of footsteps and creaking wood. 


Beta-3: Huh. Why would you put a desk in the 
cellar? 


Beta-2: Maybe he didn’t have room upstairs. 


Beta-4: | wouldn’t mind having the alcohol on 
hand. 


Beta-1: | think the huge hole in the floor is 
what we should be focusing on here. 


Beta-2: That’s right. I'll get out the rappelling 
gear. 


Beta-1: Alright Beta-3 and 4, get in formation. 
We're heading down. 


Beta-3: Understood. 


Rope is anchored and unfurled. Beta-1, 3, and 
4 secure their harnesses and begin the 
descent. Beta-2 remains on the surface. 


Beta-1: It’s very dark. The walls are smooth 
stone, and perfectly circular. It looks like it was 
excavated by a machine. 


Beta-3: Hell of a thing to have under your 
house. In the wine cellar no less. 


Beta-4: My breath’s fogging up. 


Beta-1: We're about 50 meters in by now, it 
wouldn’t surprise... 


Beta-3: Hey, | see something! 

Beta-4: Yeah, there’s a doorway. 

Beta-1: Wow, that thing's pretty big. I’d say 3 
meters tall and at least 2 meter wide. Also 
cleanly cut out of the stone. 


Beta-4: Should we go in? 


Beta-1: No. | think we keep going down and 
try to find the bottom. On the way back up we 
can investigate further. 


Beta-3: I’ve got this feeling that this is gonna 


take a while. 


Beta-4: No shit. | mean, they called us in, 
right? 


Beta-2 (via radio): How are you guys doing 
down there? 


Beta-1: It’s getting a little cold, but we haven’t 
found any boogiemen yet. 


Beta-2: Tell me when you do. 
Beta-1: We will. 


2 hours of irrelevant dialogue has been 
redacted for brevity. Note that the presence of 
multiple archways at regular intervals is 
discovered. 


Beta-1: How much rope have we gone 
through, Beta-2? 


Beta-2: 2,234 meters. I’m about to run out. 


Beta-1: What do you say we head back? 
Anyone feeling hungry? 


Beta-3: Now that you mention it, I’m a little 
peckish. Let’s go up. 


Clicks as ascenders are equipped. 


Beta-2: | think I’m going upstairs to think for a 
bit. Radio in if you need anything. 


Beta-1: Will do. 


Beta-3: Hey, we could use the echo to tell how 
much further down it goes. 


Beta-1: Go ahead. But you have to do the 


math. 
Beta-3: ECHO!!! 


Reverberations are heard. Beta-2 makes no 
attempt at calculating depth, and analysts 
have concluded that the sound fades out 
before the presence of a bottom surface can 
be confirmed. 2 hours of irrelevant dialogue 
have been redacted for brevity. 


Beta-1: | think this is the last archway before 
we get out. Can you confirm, Beta-2? 


Beta-2: Uhh, sure. You’re at 50 meters. 


Beta-1: Alright, it's now or never. I'll lead the 
way. 


Beta-3: | need to give my arms a rest anyway. 


Beta-1: Okay, I’m in the archway. The floor is 
solid. It’s pitch black in there. 


Beta-3: Oh fuck, that’s gonna hurt real bad 
tomorrow. 


Beta-1: That’s fine. , let’s go. 


Beta-4: My lamp doesn’t seem to be doing 
anything. | guess we move forward? 


Beta-1: Affirmative. 


Beta-3: You guys go ahead. I'll work out a few 
kinks here. 


Beta-4: This is not normal. The walls aren't 
reflecting... 


Audio feed from Beta-1 and 4 suddenly turns 
to static. 


Beta-3: Guys? You still there? | think the mics 
cut out. 


Beta-2: Any trouble down there? 


Beta-3: Oh...Oh shit. They’re gone. Can’t see 
them at all. 


Beta-2: Beta-1? You there? 


Beta-3: Yeah, no response. And now there’s 
the smell of shit. I’m getting out of here. 


Beta-2: Okay. Hurry up. I'll keep the rope 
down for a few more minutes in case they’re 
still there. 


A few grunts as Beta-3 returns to the surface 
with some urgency. Beta-2 and 3 remain in the 
cellar for some minutes as Beta-2 begins 
stowing the rope. 


Beta-3: Do you feel that? 
Beta-2: The rumble? 


Beta-3: Yeah, and a bit of a breeze, too. We 
should get going. 


Beta-2: and might still be down 
there. 


Beta-3: No way in hell. 
Beta-2: Look, I’m close to finishing with this. 


The rope is stowed in silence. Some wind is 
picked up, as well as minor seismic vibrations. 
Beta-2 and 3 leave SCP-3066 and report back 
to Foundation command. 


[END LOG] 


Addendum 3066-2: Log of Eckhart-Anatol Discharges 


The following is a complete list of all Eckhart-Anatol Discharges. 


+ Show log of Incidents 


Designation 
Incident 3066-1 


Description 
Occurred the night following 
Expedition Beta, - -19 . 
Foundation operatives in the 
area reported minor seismic 
activity, followed by a loud 
report from the direction of 
SCP-3066. Soon afterward, 
a large plume of insects was 
sighted ascending over 
Linville Gorge, heading 
east. To prevent public 
awareness of SCP-3066, a 
small aircraft was fielded to 
administer insecticide to the 
plume. The chemical had 
little effect. During this initial 
flyby, it was discovered that 
the plume was composed 
entirely of large beetles, and 
that each beetle was 
carrying a thick sheaf of 
paper. As the plume 
approached populated 
areas, it was deemed 
necessary to field a 
Foundation cargo lifter 
equipped with incendiary 
weapons. The beetles 
proved to be more 
flammable than expected, 
and much of the plume was 
rapidly destroyed. Surviving 
elements of the discharge 


Incident 3066-2 


Incident 3066-3 


were collected for testing. 
Occurredon - -19 . 
Foundation personnel were 
beginning to set up a 
surveillance perimeter 
surrounding SCP-3066 and 
reported minor seismic 
activity immediately prior to 
discharge. Incendiaries 
were rapidly flown in. It was 
found that no aerial 
elements existed, and that 
the discharge was largely 
contained in the area 
immediately surrounding 
SCP-3066. Several 
thousand African Grey 
Parrots were roosting in the 
trees near SCP-3066, and 
the forest floor was littered 
with SCP-3066-B. The birds 
were repeating the phrase 
“Hell for the company”, but 
were otherwise non- 
anomalous. The effects of 
SCP-3066-B were more 
firmly established during this 
event, and clean-up 
operations extended over 
the next three months. 
Occurred on - -19 .On- 
site personnel responded 
after seismic activity was 
detected preceding the 
discharge. Much of the 
discharge material was 
destroyed immediately after 
it emerged from SCP-3066, 
limiting the impact of the 
incident. Notably, the 


Incident 3066-4 


Incident 3066-5 


material was expelled at an 
incredibly high velocity, 
causing damage to 
SCP-3066 and allowing a 
few grams of material to 
escape Foundation efforts 
and enter the stratosphere. 
This matter was carried by 
winds toward the city of 
Morganton, where a minor 
outbreak of SCP-3066-C 
was detected and 
successfully handied. 
Occurred on - -19 .On- 
site personnel responded 
after seismic activity was 
detected preceding the 
discharge. All discharge 
material was successfully 
neutralized after it emerged 
from SCP-3066. Collateral 
damage to the forest and 
SCP-3066 was limited. Due 
to the rapid response, the 
precise nature of the 
discharge was never 
identified. 

Occurred on - -20 . On- 
site personnel were unable 
to respond in a timely 
fashion due to an unrelated 
emergency in the area. 
Reports of a large white 
cloud over Linville Gorge 
were met with the 
deployment of an aircraft 
armed with incendiaries. 
The discharged material 
was found to be a group of 
ornithopters, made of balsa 


Incident 3066-6 


Incident 3066-7 


wood and magpie feathers. 
The power source for the 
machines has not been 
identified. Each ornithopter 
was delivering a sample of 
SCP-3066-B, and was 
heading east. Due to 
evasive action by the 
discharged material, 
extensive damage was 
caused to the forests in 
Linville Gorge before the 
threat could be neutralized. 
A joint effort between 
Foundation operatives and 
local firefighters was 
sufficient to extinguish the 
flames. The wildfire and 
noise was blamed ona 
lightning storm. SCP-3076 
was discovered in the 
forests during early clean-up 
operations. 

Occurred on - -20 .On- 
site personnel responded 
after minor seismic activity 
was detected. Response 
efforts were successful and 
neutralized the discharge 
quickly. Though no samples 
were recovered, personnel 
report the presence of 
origami butterflies, possibly 
made from SCP-3066-B. 
Occurred on - -20 .On- 
site personnel responded 
immediately. The 
discharged material 
consisted of several flame- 
resistant pods, each