Cena: Truth be told though, | got bored. It took me 
longer than I'd care to admit to make the connection, you 
were far more subtle the first time we met. But | 
eventually realised it probably wasn't a coincidence that 
my inferior counterparts stopped visiting at about the 
same time | met you. Interviewed by a cop about some 
stalker I'd never even noticed? Bu- 


Security alarms begin to sound. 


Cena: Ah, looks like our time is up. No matter, | have 
what | came for. 


Cena taps the side of Agent Li's head. 


Cena: See you around, Agent Li. You won't see me, 
though. Heck, you can't see me. 


Cena disappears from sight. Agent Li collapses to her 
knees and gasps. 


[TRANSCRIPT ENDS] 


John Cena, now classified as SCP-3331-1-27, was tracked briefly 
through the use of thermal imaging; it was seen passing directly 
through the walls of the facility until it left the building, at which point 
it appeared to vanish entirely. Approximately seven minutes later, 
Site-724 reported a number of security breaches involving 
SCP-3331-1-27 and the other instances of SCP-3331-1. 11 
instances of SCP-3331-1 were killed before security personnel could 
respond and Instance 27 left the Site through unknown means. 
Security footage showed it exhibiting an effect consistent with now 
deceased Instance 6. 


No Foundation personnel were injured during this incident. Analysis 
of the thermal imaging footage along with a single captured X-Ray® 
shows a 67% chance that Instance 27 suffers from Situs Inversus. 


Investigation of John Cena's home revealed a hidden basement 
equipped with a makeshift wrestling ring. Buried beneath the ring 
was a mass grave filled with the bodies of 15 other SCP-3331-1 
instances in advanced states of decay. Each appeared to have died 
from extreme trauma consistent with injuries sustained during 
wrestling. A number of the corpses continued to display evidence of 
anomalous properties. 


Due to the difficulty associated with removing a personality as well 
known as John Cena from public knowledge, it was deemed more 
efficient to replace him with one of the non-anomalous SCP-3331-1 
instances. SCP-3331-1-1, now classified SCP-3331-1-Alpha, has 
replaced John Cena following a regime of amnestics, memory 
therapy and physical conditioning. See documentation on Operation 
Glass Ring for more details. 


The locations of Instance 27 and the original John Cena, now 
classified Pol-46532, remain unknown. 


Footnotes 

1. This series of notes is more commonly known in popular culture 
as the introduction theme song for Professional Wrestler John Cena. 
2. Conversations typically consist of simple affirmative statements, 
for example "Yes, | understand," and "Of course," and typically last 
for approximately 20 seconds. Recording devices have picked up no 
additional audio from SCP-3331 during these conversations. 

3. A condition in which the major organs of the body are reversed 
from their normal positions. 

4. The facility containing SCP-3331 and the instances of 
SCP-3331-1. 

5. X-Ray capability was present in the cell of Instance 21, as part of 
its containment. 


SCP-3332: Anchoring For A Citroen 


Item #: SCP-3332 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: All witnesses of SCP-3332 
manifestations are to be located and given appropriate amnestic 
treatment. Areas SCP-3332 manifests in are to be closed off from 
public use until demanifestation. Any footage of SCP-3332's 
manifestation and effects are to be seized and taken into Foundation 
custody and falsified reports of multiple vehicle thefts are to be 
planted. 


Description: SCP-3332 is a large steel ship anchor painted white, 
with minor signs of rust and chipping to its paint. Analysis of rust and 
paint samples have shown to be non-anomalous. SCP-3332 will 
appear within various car parks and other locations containing a 
large number of unattended vehicles throughout England, 
manifesting roughly every two months. SCP-3332 will appear 
several miles above the location before landing, often causing 
severe damage upon impact. 


Shortly after SCP-3332’s manifestation, a large fishing net 
(SCP-3332-1) will appear and fall from several meters above 
SCP-3332's manifestation point. SCP-3332-1 will then be hauled 
back towards its point of origin before disappearing, carrying back 
any vehicles caught within it. Following this, SCP-3332 will then 
raise into the sky and de-manifest, whereupon a faint sound similar 
to that of a foghorn will be emitted several meters above. 


Multiple attempts to track SCP-3332 via GPS trackers have been 
attempted. All coordinates collected thus far have fallen within 
various fishing areas of the North Sea. GPS trackers have been 
recovered from desolate areas of the sea's waters. Further analysis 
of SCP-3332 has shown the amount of rust and chipping to increase 
and decrease with each manifestation, implying SCP-3332 to 


instead be multiple instances rather than one. 


Addendum 3332.1: On 12/05/2017 SCP-3332 manifested above a 
car park in , England. After de-manifesting, what appeared to be 
a vehicle suddenly fell from SCP-3332’s manifestation point. The 
vehicle was recovered and inspection revealed it to be a white SEAT 
Ibiza. The car's interior contained a wallet presumably belonging to 
its owner. The wallet contained what appeared to be several notes 
and coinage of an unknown currency and a drivers license issued by 
a country under the name of Sumycona. 


SCP-3333: Tower 


Item #: SCP-3333 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The trapdoor leading to 
SCP-3333 is to remain shut and locked at all times. At least one 
operative is to remain posted under SCP-3333 at all times to prevent 
entry or exit. The door to SCP-3333 is to be examined for signs of 
damage daily. 


MTF Lambda-1 ("Maxwell's Demons") has been created and 
deployed to assist in the containment of SCP-3333. 


Containment procedures revised 2039/04/02. 


Description: SCP-3333 is a spatial anomaly located within the 
Fremont fire lookout, located in Mt. Ranier National Park, 
Washington State, United States of America. 


SCP-3333 is accessible via a ladder and trapdoor on the ceiling of 
the Fremont lookout. Climbing the ladder leads to an identical copy 
of the Fremont fire lookout, including the walkway and railing that 
surrounds the back half of the lookout. This identical copy has an 
identical ladder and trapdoor pair, which leads to further copies of 
the Fremont lookout. 


The topology surrounding SCP-3333 is identical to that surrounding 
the Fremont lookout. However, no plant, animal, or human life has 
been observed. 


Successive SCP-3333 iterations are higher relative to the original 
lookout. The stairs leading up to the walkway on these SCP-3333 
iterations are extended by a proportional amount to allow access to 
the ground. 


SCP-3333 was first discovered after restoration of the Fremont 
lookout following volcanic activity near Mount Rainier. SCP-3333's 
origins are not known: no members of the parks service involved in 
the restoration of the lookout were responsible for construction of 
the entrance to SCP-3333. 


At the time of discovery, the trapdoor to SCP-3333 was padlocked. 
In order to access SCP-3333, the trapdoor was forced open. No key 
has been found. 


Addendum 3333.1: Exploration | 
+ Access Exploration Log 
Mission Parameters: Initial reconnaissance of 
SCP-3333. 
Personnel: D-4f68a 


Additional Information: D-4f68a was equipped with 
standard-issue audiovisual exploration recorders. 
The exploration was supervised by Doctor Williams 
and a support team located in a temporary 
observation outpost inside the Fremont fire lookout. 


[LOG BEGINS] 
Doctor Williams: Test, test. Can you hear me? 
D-4f68a: Yes? Hello? [Brief pause] Doctor? 


Williams: Excellent. Please proceed into SCP-3333. 


There is a brief moment of audio feedback due to the 
proximity between Dr. Williams and D-4f68a. 
D-4f68a climbs up the ladder into SCP-3333. 


Williams: Please report what you see. 


D-4f68a: It's—well—lI just came from here, but—but 


wait, it's empty, and how did it— 


Williams: Excellent. Thank you. [Brief pause] Please 
stop talking. 


Pause 
Williams: Thank you. Please continue climbing. 


D-4f68a ascends SCP-3333 for approximately an 
hour. 


Williams: Alright, | want to test something. D-4f68a, 
if you don't mind, could you try opening the door and 
going outside? 


D-4f68a: Ok, Doctor. 


D-4f68a opens the door. Strong wind immediately 
blasts into the room, throwing D-4f68a back against 
the far wall and moving the furniture. D-4f68a 
struggles to get across the room, and eventually 
manages to close the door. He reflexively pulls his 
hand away from the door handle. 


D-4f68a: [Out of breath] Oh my god, what was that? 
Why was it so hot? 


Williams: [Coughs] It is probably best if you stay 
inside for now. 


D-4f68a: I—I see. Yeah, ok. 


D-4f68a continues to ascend SCP-3333. Wind is 
audible. There is no change in the interior of 
SCP-3333. D-4f68a continues for approximately 
three hours. D-4f68a takes a simple multiplication- 
based cognition test every ten iterations of 
SCP-3333. No change from baseline detected. 


Several hours later, D-4f68a rests and eats some 
rations. During this time, analysis of video footage 


shows D-4f68a has climbed through 184 instances 
of SCP-3333. 


D-4f68a: Doctor Williams, look. Do you see this? 
Williams: What is it? 


D-4f68a: Looks like- well, it looks like animal fur. It's 
longer, though, but rough. Sort of abrasive. This stuff 
is white and, uh- white and orange. There's not a lot, 
just a few little clumps over here. [Pauses] Jesus, 
how did any animal get all the way up here? 


Williams: That's a great question. [Pauses] Now 
seems as good a time as any. I'd like you to take that 
test again, D-4f68a. 


D-4f68a: Alright, Doctor. 


D-4f68a self-administers the cognition test. No 
change from baseline detected. D-4f68a has climbed 
through 184 iterations of SCP-3333, corresponding 
to approximately 673 meters of vertical gain. While 
some subtle elevation difference is observable, it is 
far less than expected. 


D-4f68a: Doctor? 
Williams: Yes? 
D-4f68a: ...what is this for? 


Williams: The test? [Pause] Well, | guess it can't 
hurt. It's to test—it's to test how thin the air is. 


D-4f68a: How? 


Williams: As the air gets thinner, your—{sigh]—well, 
your brain slows down, basically. 


D-4f68a: Uh- ok. Is- this going to hurt me? 


Williams: No, no. The test results are the same as 
they were down here. You're not going up as much 
as you should. 


D-4f68a: Oh. Thanks, Doctor. 


Williams: No problem. [Pause, cough] Please 
continue climbing, D-4f68a. 


D-4f68a continues climbing for four more hours. The 
sun sets, and D-4f68a makes camp and sleeps. 


The following morning, D-4f68a continues ascending 
SCP-3333. 


D-4f68a: Doctor! Do—do you see that? 
Williams: What? 


D-4f68a: Over there—on that peak—are there 
people up there? 


On a ridge southwest of SCP-3333, two small, 
vaguely humanoid figures can be seen. They are 
standing motionless. These figures can only be seen 
from D-4f68a's perspective; they are not visible from 
base camp. 


D-4f68a: Are there any binoculars in here? | need to 
see— 


Williams: Give us a good look with the camera too 
—we need to zoom in— 


D-4f68a: | found it! 


D-4f68a looks through the binoculars at the figures. 
Base camp attempts to zoom in on the figures with 
D-4f68a's camera; however, the resolution is too low, 
and nothing can be made out. 


D-4f68a: | can't see them—they're just out of focus— 


Researcher A. Novikov was provided with a computer 
and continued his work until his death on / /20 . 


Footnotes 

1. Vickers indentation test resulted in measured hardness values 
between 18-35HV5, while subsequent attempt at sampling showed 
the bulk material being capable of causing significant abrasive wear 
of the diamond-coated cutting disc. 

2. Testing aborted after radius of effect exceeded 300m 

3. Includes impolite speech to an individual whose patrilineal lineage 
traces back to nobility born after ca.1650) 

4. Translation follows; footage of the original inscription is available 
in the archive as Document 430-Sigma 

5. approximately 250m shortest path from SCP-430-2 containment 


« SCP-429 | SCP-430 | SCP-431 » 


oh god! 


The figures turn around and go behind the ridge. 
They appear to have more limbs than a human. 


D-4f68a: They saw the reflection of the binoculars. 
Williams: Are you sure? 


D-4f68a: They—they looked right at me. [Pause] | 
think one of them pointed. 


Williams: | see. 


D-4f68a: What were they looking for? | couldn't see 
that- [Pauses] Hey. More of that animal fur here, on 
the window sill. [Pauses] That's really weird. 
[Shivers] 


Williams: Are you alright, D-4f68a? 
D-4f68a: Yeah, just got a chill all of a sudden. 


D-4f68a is instructed to continue climbing SCP-3333. 
Deliberations are held at base camp about the 
figures and the fur. No consensus is reached. 


D-4f68a continues climbing to the 345th iteration of 
SCP-3333. No other figures are spotted. D-4f68a 
camps until morning. 


The next day, D-4f68a forgets to turn his camera and 
microphone on until reminded. Shortly afterwards, 
D-4f68a expresses feelings of anxiety and unease. 


D-4f68a: You've gotta let me come down, Doc. 
Somethin's not right here. 


Williams: Something concrete? 


D-4f68a: | don't know! But—but something's not 
right. All this writing on the walls, and— 


Williams: There is no writing on the walls. 


D-4f68a: Well, | see somethin’ Doc. | don't know 
what it says, but it's there, there for sure. | think- 
[Breathing deeply] -I think there's something in here 
within me. 


Williams: | see. We have no reason to believe that, 
D-4f68a. You've made it this far. Please keep going. 


D-4f68a continues ascending SCP-3333, 
occasionally requesting to be allowed to return to 
base. All requests are denied. Video footage is 
analyzed for writing or memetic agents; none are 
found. 


On the 527th level, the topology of SCP-3333 
drastically changes. Multiple copies of the Fremont 
fire lookout are connected to each other in a grid 
pattern, accessible through the lookout doorway. 
There is no natural light, and no sign of sky or 
ground. It is completely dark. No lookout has a 
trapdoor or ladder. 


D-4f68a: This—this isn't right, Doc! You've gotta let 
me down! | can't see! 


Williams: Calm down, please. You have an 
emergency head lamp and flashlight in your 
backpack. Please use them. 


D-4f68a attempts to switch on the lights. They do not 
turn on. D-4f68a is instructed to check the battery 
compartments; they are empty. D-4f68a is instructed 
to use the backup batteries in the backpack. D-4f68a 
is unable to locate them. 


D-4f68a: There's nothing in here! Nothing's right! Let 
me down, please! 


Williams: No! Please proceed! 


D-4f68a: Wait—I| think—I see somethin'! | see 
somethin’, Doc! 


Williams: What? What is it? 


Nothing is visible on D-4f68a's camera. A faint 
rustling sound is picked up on the microphone, but 
neither Dr. Williams or the subject notice this. 


D-4f68a: I—I don't know! It's not right! 
D-4f68a begins to panic. 


D-4f68a: Let me come down, Doc! I've got to get out 
of here! 


Williams: We absolutely cannot allow that. What is it 
you see? 


There is a faint chattering sound, and then D-4f68a's 
camera and microphone cut out simultaneously. 


Williams: What? D-4f68a? D-4f68a! What just 
happened? Did he turn his recorders off? What 
happened? 


[END LOG]