questioned, all individuals described a book found in possession of 
one of the victims of SCP-3345. Upon further investigation, 
SCP-3345 was discovered to have originated half a mile from the 
police station in the [REDACTED] Coffee Shop. Field Agents sent to 
investigate the [REDACTED] Coffee Shop found no other anomalies 
except for a 12-second unexplainable loss in footage from the cafe's 
CCTV on August 13, 2012, at precisely 1 am. Security footage, after 
the anomaly, clearly shows SCP-3345 within the coffee shop. 


Addendum 3345- 1: Since the acquisition of SCP-3345 a number of 
revelations about staff and subjects at Site-73 have emerged. 


Excerpts from Subjects exposed to SCP-3345: 
Experiment 3345-01 — 05/03/2013 


Subject: D-2872 

Subject’s criminal record: Subject D-2872 has a 
history of violent crimes ranging from armed robbery to 
the murder of two individuals on [REDACTED]. 
Procedure: D-2872 was instructed to handle SCP-3345 
without protective gloves. 

Results: All 261 pages of SCP-3345 became filled with 
a narrative which told the story of a detective hunting 
down a mobster based in New Orleans for the murder of 
two females. 

Analysis: Although SCP-3345 narrative was 
embellished with fanciful interactions, reminiscent of 
modern crime novels, no discrepancies could be found 
between SCP-3345 narrative and D-2872’s criminal 
records and police reports. 


Experiment 3345-13 — 03/27/2014 


Subject: D-3458 

Subject’s criminal record: Subject D-3458 has a 
history of petty crimes and was convicted of the murder 
of an individual on [REDACTED]. 

Procedure: D-3458 was instructed to handle SCP-3345 
without protective gloves. 

Results: All 261 pages of SCP-3345 became filled with 


a long drawn out narrative which told a story of an 
individual who stole a cookie from the boy scouts at the 
age of 13, jaywalked across streets and littered 
throughout their life. The story ends with the Subject 
being arrested of vandalism of public property. 
Analysis: Considering SCP-3345 lack of discrepancies 
when describing the crimes of the previous 12 Subjects it 
might be believed that D-3458 could have been wrongly 
convicted of murder. Further investigation is to take 
place surrounding D-3458 and the murder of 
[REDACTED]. 


Experiment 3345-13 - Additional Investigation report 
— 05/08/2014: Upon further review by Foundation 
personnel of D-3458 criminal trial a number of 
discrepancies emerged between the eyewitness 
accounts of the murder and evidence presented to the 
court. Additional examination of Tallahassee police 
department’s security records showed a law enforcement 
officer, Police Inspector [REDACTED], tampering with 
evidence of D-3458's trial. Therefore, it could be 
concluded that D-3458 was wrongly convicted of murder, 
as SCP-3345 suggested. D-3458 was terminated 3 
weeks before Foundation personnel concluded that the 
Subject was, possibly, wrongly convicted of murder. 


Experiment 3345-61 — 05/14/2015 


Subject: Dr. — hereafter referred to as ‘Subject’. 
Subject’s criminal record: Subject had previously 
never been convicted of any criminal activities. 
Procedure: D-3652 was instructed to handle SCP-3345 
without protective gloves. 

Results: Contrary to previous experiments, SCP-3345's 
narrative did not revolve around the D-class personnel. 
Later examination of the test footage showed the 
insufficiency of the Subject’s protective gloves 
evidencing the Subject coming in open contact with 
SCP-3345 before being handled by D-3652. The 
narrative told a story revolving around the Subject and 


their ex-partner. The Subject tortured and murdered their 
partner, suspecting them of having an affair, and buried 
their body in a quarry south of [REDACTED]. 

Analysis: The Subject was immediately contained as 
further investigation was needed surrounding the 
disappearance of the Subject's partner. Handling of 
SCP-3345 by Foundation personnel have henceforth 
halted until further notice. 


Experiment 3345-61 - Additional Investigation report 
-01 — 05/20/2015: Field agents were sent to the locations 
described within SCP-3345, retrieving numerous blood 
samples and the body of the Subject's deceased partner. 
Tools found hidden in the Subject’s residence also 
contained trace amounts of blood matching the body 
found in [REDACTED] Quarry. Footage examined from 
nearby CCTV illustrated a car owned by the Subject 
driving to and away from the Quarry. Monitored phone 
calls from the Subject's Partner evidence sexual 
interactions with individuals other than the Subject. 


Experiment 3345-61 - Additional Investigation Report 
-02 - 05/27/2015 


The following is an interview conducted between the 
Subject and a Foundation Agent surrounding the 
death of their partner: 


Dr. : Can you tell me what is going on? 


Agent: Where were you on the night of [REDACTED] 
between the times of 2 and 3 am? 


Dr. : That was [REDACTED] years ago? How am | 
supp- Wait... That’s the night my husband went missing! 
Is this a tactic we use now? Bring up a missing spouse to 
incite emotional distress? Tell me why | have been 
contained! 


Agent: Where were you on the night of [REDACTED] 
between the times of 2 and 3 am? 


Dr. : Does this have to do with my husband? Where 
is he? Have you found him? 


At this point, the agent pulls out images of the acquired 
body as well as pictures of the evidence incriminating the 
subject. 


Dr. : Jesus! What is that? 
Agent: Do you recognise this individual? 


The Subject looks at the photos in more depth. The 
Subject begins to grow agitated and struggles in their 
chair. 


Dr. : That’s my [REDACTED]! What did you do to 
him?! You bastards! What did you do to him?! 


Agent: We found these tools hidden in various locations 
throughout a property previously owned by you. They 
contain trace amounts of blood from the victim’s body. 


The subject continues to sob and does not respond to 
the agent. 


Agent: These pictures show your car driving to and from 
the Quarry that his body was found in! 


The Subject continues to ignore the agent. 
Agent: Dr. . Did you kill your husband? 
The Subject lashes out struggling in their chair. 


Dr. : What are you talking about? | have never hurt 
anybody! | have no idea what you are talking about! 
What did you do to him?! | don’t know what is going on! 


The Subject continues to struggle and scream until a 
sedative is administered. The Subject is led back to their 
containment cell. 


Experiment 3345-61 - Additional Investigation report 
-03 — 06/05/2015: Supplementary interviews between 
Foundation Agents and the Subject have yet to yield a 
confession. Moreover, polygraph tests - although 
unreliable - show the Subject believes themselves to be 
innocent. Examinations, in addition, by Foundation 
psychologists of the Subject suggest the Subject is ina 
genuine state of distress and confusion over the 
disappearance of their partner. Additional exposure to 
SCP-3345 has resulted in no changes to its narrative. 
The Subject is to remain in containment under 
examination. 

Conclusion: Since SCP-3345 has proven to be a 
reliable source of information during previous 
experiments, it would suggest that the Subject is guilty of 
the murder of their partner. Furthermore, the 
insurmountable amount of evidence towards the Subject 
would confirm their guilt. Nevertheless, the Subject has 
established, through psychological reports, that they 
believe they are innocent. Additionally, the subject has 
no history of violent activities or any criminal record. Due 
to these conflicting results, it has been theorised that 
SCP-3345 could create a crime if no previous criminal 
records exist — fabricating evidence where none 
previously existed. However, due to the accuracy of 
SCP-3345 in all previous tests, the Subject is to remain 
in containment until further testing of SCP-3345 has 
been conducted. 


Camera activates, showing team is in a long corridor constructed 
from the same corroded metal as the exterior of SCP-432. Light 
from the team's torches illuminates the tunnel for approximately 30 
meters. 

The team moves into the structure, with D-5891 marking their 
progress every few meters with luminous chalk. After several 
turnings, chosen by Control at random, the team arrives at a 
crossroads. Attached to the wall of the 'northern' passageway are 
two large steel pipes. The team is asked by Control to examine 
these pipes. K places a hand on one pipe and remarks that it is 
very cold to the touch, and that there is a sensation of liquid moving 
within the pipe. 

K requests to cut into the pipe, but Control denies the request, 
directing the team to follow the pipes instead. 


Team moves north from crossroads, following the pipes for almost 
300 metres, taking several turnings in the process, until the pipes 
continue through the wall of a dead-end. 

Control informs the team that they should ignite the oxyacetylene 
torch and cut through the dead end. 


At this point, K moves to the fore and lights the torch, D-5891 
takes up position behind him with the prybar ready and D-8321 
moves back to cover the other two with the camera. 

K cuts into the wall, attempting to excise a hole large enough to 
step through. As he begins cutting, D-8321 remarks that she 
believes she heard a noise behind them. The camera angle changes 
as she looks over her shoulder, revealing the corridor behind the 
team to be empty. Control requests she turn back and film the 
cutting. 

K has made an approximately 1 meter-high cut into the wall 
when D-8321 remarks again that she can hear something moving 
close by and begins looking around. D-5891 and K appear not to 
hear her over the sound of the oxyacetylene torch. 


K finishes the vertical cut and then proceeds to make a short 
horizontal cut, to allow D-5891 to insert the prybar and pull out a 
section of the metal wall. As D-5891 steps forward and inserts the 
prybar into the cut, a loud roar is heard, apparently coming from 
behind the wall. 


SCP-3346: Worry Hat 


Item #: SCP-3346 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3346 requires no unusual 
containment procedures beyond a standard containment locker in 
Site-19. Testing is to be approved by SCP-3346's primary 
researcher. 


Description: SCP-3346 is a plastic child-size hard hat. The hat is a 
toy manufactured by the Company in 1986 and would not 
suitable to be used as protective equipment. SCP-3346 shows signs 
of wear consistent with gentle use. There is a piece of yellow 
construction paper taped to the inside dome of SCP-3346 (see 
addendum 1). 


When an individual puts SCP-3346 on their head, they experience a 
non-sight-based sensation. These sensations are related to 
significant anxieties the subject wearing SCP-3346 experienced as a 
child between the ages of 4-6. Frequently these are audio or 
physical sensations; however, no one in the experimentation 
chamber but the subject is able to experience the sensation. After 
removal of SCP-3346, most subjects report feeling much better 
about the incident and able to handle further exposure to the 
anxiety-inducing event. 


Experimentation Log: Approval for testing using individuals under 
the age of 18 is pending. All testing until such a measure is 
approved is to be done by adults. Testing is to be conducted by 
instructing the subject to wear SCP-3346 for 60 seconds, then 
remove and offer commentary on their experience. 


Test Subject: D-84269 
Testing: D-84269 puts on SCP-3346. Subject looks 
confused, then at 34 seconds begins laughing. Subject 


removes SCP-3346 at 60 seconds. 

Commentary: "Macaroni salad! | tasted macaroni salad! 
God, | hated macaroni salad when | was a kid, it scared 
me to death! | thought it was little worms!" 

Long-term Results: D-84269 was provided with a bowl 
of macaroni salad and immediately began to eat it. 
Following consumption, D-84269 commented, "I haven't 
thought about the worms thing in years. Isn't that funny? 
It was so serious back then." 


Test Subject: Dr. Theodora Wu 

Testing: Dr. Wu wears SCP-3346 for 60 seconds, then 
removes. 

Commentary: "| could smell flowers. My sister died 
when | was four, she was eight." (Pause) "They covered 
her coffin in flowers. | had a panic attack at the funeral. | 
still can't stand dahlias, they were her favorite." 
Long-term Results: Dr. Wu self-reported increased 
visits to R Cemetary where her sister is buried. 
Most recent report indicated Dr. Wu brought dahlias with 
her, as "They were her favorite." 


Test Subject: Dr. Charles L. (request to remain 
anonymous) 

Testing: Dr. L. was chosen as his psychological profile 
indicated being raised in an abusive household. He is 
instructed to wear SCP-3346 for the full 60 seconds. Dr. 
L. wears SCP-3346 for 60 seconds, displaying extreme 
discomfort throughout, then removes and throws across 
the room. 

Commentary: Dr. L. was initially unable to respond to 
researcher queries, but after calming down claimed he 
"felt him hit me again." Dr. L. was overcome again and 
unable to elaborate. 

Long-term Results: Dr. L. was issued weekly 
Foundation-sponsored therapy and has been able to 
face some of the difficulties he endured as a child. When 
asked, Dr. L. commented, "It's hard. It's going to take 
time. But I'm glad I'm facing it." 


Addendum 3346-1 


Addendum 3346-1: SCP-3346 was discovered with the 
following note taped inside. It is written on yellow 
construction paper using a blue crayon. 


Worry Hat, Worry Hat 


Worry Hat, Worry Hat 
When it's hard to play 
We can tell the Worry Hat 
"| feel sad today." 


Anyone can take their sad 

And put it in the hat 

Then when we are feeling good 
We can come right back! 


Mrs. Raymond's Kindergarten 
If found please return! 


SCP-3347: They Grow Up So Fast 


Item #: SCP-3347 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3347 is currently owned 
by the Foundation under the Alias of . At least one 
Foundation agent is to maintain residence of SCP-3347 at all times, 
as well as provide necessary maintenance. No personnel are to 
reside in SCP-3347-1 or SCP-3347-2 for extended periods of time 
unless authorized to do so for experimentation purposes. 


Description: SCP-3347 is a split level ranch style house located in 
a suburban neighborhood in , New Jersey. SCP-3347 is 
comprised of a living room, a recreational room, a kitchen, a dining 
room, two bedrooms, three bathrooms, and several closets. Most of 
these rooms within SCP-3347, including all of the major living 
quarters, bear no known anomalous properties, and are equipped 
with furniture and appliances typical of a contemporary home. 


The anomalous properties of SCP-3347 occur in relation to two 
bedrooms, designated SCP-3347-1 and SCP-3347-2, located 
adjacent to each other on the third floor. SCP-3347-1 contains a 
queen-sized bed, two dressers, a closet, and a central light fixture. 
SCP-3347-2 is entirely empty when not in the process of a 
Transposition Event. 


A Transposition Event is triggered whenever two fertile humans of 
opposite sex sleep in the bed located in SCP-3347-1. Humans of the 
same sex, sterilized or menopausal humans, and groups of more 
than two individuals have all failed to trigger a Transposition Event. 
During a Transposition Event, the contents of SCP-3347-2 will 
change instantaneously on a daily basis. These changes, referred to 
as Transposition Shifts, always occur at 12:00 AM EST. Changes 
within SCP-3347-2 during Transposition Shifts vary between 
Transposition Events, but usually involve the appearance of objects