It was the unanimous opinion of SDECotW that all blank spots on 
the Foundation database shall be checked for further Category— 
Aleph Room reality modification anomalies, and that only a series of 
1,000 thoroughly checked database spots shall be available to 
Foundation personnel for the designation of new Special 
Containment Procedures at any given time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Feb_18, 20 _1.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 

Creating new SCP documentation. Trying it in 
the 2 slot, but the object's effects might 
move it over to -001. Had the admins unlock 
the empty 001 slot (why was it empty? 
convenient, | guess) just in case. 

- mnakayama, Feb 18 20 11:34 AM 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 


Mary Nakayama. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S __ , tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attemtp to manipulate Biliboara's album rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Feb_18, 20 _2.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 

Yep, moved right over. Weird, funny. Going to 
look into this more (might be some potential 
here?). Also, fixed a typo, thanks to Dr 
Amoralles. 

- mnakayama, Feb 1820 11:41 AM 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The aloum has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S__ , tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attemtp attempt to manipulate Billboard's aloum 
rankings which failed due to the manual typesetting in 
use by the magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Apr_1, 20 _1.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 
Important one-day revision to containment 
procedures ;) 

- mnakayama, Apr 120 9:41 AM 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. All Level 2 researchers in Site-91a 
shall give Dr. Nakayama $5, if possible, over her lunch 
break on April 1, 20 . 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 


Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 
S___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Biliboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Apr_1, 20 _2.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 
What the fuck what the fuck what. the. fuck. 
- mnakayama, Apr 120 12:54 PM. 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. All Level 2 researchers in Site-91a 
shall give Dr. Nakayama $5, if possible, over her lunch 
break on April 1, 20 . 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 


numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 
S___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Bil/iboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @©/Procedures/001/Past/Apr_1, 20 _3.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 
Testing something. 
- mnakayama, Apr 120 9:09 PM. 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. Dr. Nakayama's desk nameplate is 
colored green for easy identification. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S ___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Bil/iboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Apr_2, 20 _1.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 
Making a note about my availability 
- mnakayama, Apr 2 20 8:09 AM. 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. Dr. Nakayama's desk nameplate is 
colored green for easy identification. Personnel are 
advised that Dr. Nakayama will be likely unavailable until 
Apr 9, 20 , as she has been granted paid vacation days 
by Site Director Green for this time span. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 aloum Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S ___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Bil/iboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/Apr_9, 20 _1.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 
Noting upcoming title change.. 
- mnakayama, Apr 9 20 10:40 AM. 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Site-91a Chief Numerologist Dr. 
Mary Nakayama. Personnel are advised that Dr. 
Nakayama will be likely unavailable until Apr 9, 20 , as 
she has been granted paid vacation days by Site 
Director Green for this time span. Dr. Nakayama, Chief 
Numerologist at Site-91a until Apr 9, will be promoted to 
Site Co-Director alongside Dr. Green at noon on Apr 9. 
She will retain sole responsibility over SCP-001. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 
(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 


Experiment 9: One (1) rat, placed at the center of the SCP-522. 
One (1) D-class personnel placed off to the side, acting as an 
‘observer’. 

Results: SCP-522 remains inert. 


Experiment 10: One (1) D-class personnel, placed at the center of 
SCP-522. One (1) rat, placed off to the side as an ‘observer’. 
Results: Total exsanguination occurred in minutes, seconds. It 
seems to be getting faster. 


Note from Dr. It appears SCP-522 is able to determine 
whether or not a ‘person’ is in the immediate vicinity. How it makes 
the determination as to when it is ‘safe’ to act has yet to be 
determined, but it does not seem to ‘realize’ that we’re observing it 
with the cameras. 


END EXPERIMENTAL LOG 


« SCP-521 | SCP-522 | SCP-523 » 


was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S ___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Bil/iboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


> @/Procedures/001/Past/May_3, 20 _1.ftml 


Foundation Database changelog: 

Well. This works like | think it does. I've 
thought this over for weeks: It's time. I've 
locked the page down to everyone but myself 
and O5s. | think I'm doing the right thing. | 
really do think | am. Pray for me. 

- mnakayama, May 320 4:11 AM. 


Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be 
kept in a standard low-value containment locker at 
Site-91a. Additional research into SCP-001's effects will 
be the responsibility of Dr. Mary Nakayama. Dr. 
Nakayama, Chief Numerologist at Site-91a until Apr 9, 
will be promoted to Site Co-Director alongside Dr. Green 
at noon on Apr 9. She will retain sole responsibility over 
SCP-001. 


Description: SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing 
Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo 


(RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital 
numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in 
text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it 
was intended to be listed in another position.2 


SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review 
copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not 
noticed until December 20 , when Billboard intern M. 

S ___, tasked with updating the manual files of review 
albums in magazine headquarters to a database format 
noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.3 


Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for 
sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary 
Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a 
crude attempt to manipulate Biliboara's aloum rankings 
which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the 
magazine at the time. 


Mary Nakayama, immediately after the saving of this 
document, will attain omnipotence and omniscience, 
rising to and becoming Godhead. She will span all time 
and have complete dominion over this Universe and this 
Reality. Everything, everything under everything and 
everything over everything, will be at her command. She 
will gain all necessary mental faculties to process and 
utilize these abilities while maintaining uninterrupted 
consciousness. 


Members of the O5 council will receive a note indicating 
the nature of SCP-001. 


Her family will receive a note indicating her love for them. 


Mary Nakayama disappeared from her 
quarters at Site-91a before 6 AM on May 3. 
She has not been located since. 


> Document saved on Mary Nakayama's computer the morning of Me 


To the O5 Council, 


When | was fifteen, | took enough pills to kill someone 
four times my size, downed with an entire bottle of cheap 
vodka that was the only thing | had left from the man who 

used me and left me broken and alone. 


| sat in my shower with the hot water scalding me. | 
closed my eyes. 


When | opened them, | was dry. | was well. | was in bed. 
At the door, a shining figure, a radiant light, hovered. It 
spoke to me with a voice that echoed in my mind, only. It 
said | had greater things to do. 


| never saw It again. But | kept going. | believed that God 
descended and saved me. And, joining the Foundation, 
how could | not believe? What else could explain the fact 
that we were still here, still marvelously, desperately, 
screamingly alive? How else could the fabric of our 
world, our Everything, withstand such things that we 
behold every day? Something was protecting us. | 
prayed to It every night for guidance. | never heard Its 
voice again. 


| had been touched by God once, and that was a lifetime 
of fortune in one moment. 


But when | changed the color of the nameplate on my 
desk just by hitting "save" on a text file, | realized 
something. The fabric of all things was open to me. | 
could put this power away, show you, conceal it. But...