SCP-1292 is incurable, regardless of reset of the machine. Due to 
SCP-1292's latency period, researchers are unsure if it has been 
quarantined. 


Addendum: SCP-1292-7, a Scantron brand machine with a digital 
display, was tested. The following was displayed while the machine 
was marking: 


| DIDNT STUDY 
THE ANSWERS 
TO THIS 
DID WE EVEN 
LEARN THIS? 


| DONT EVEN 
CARE ILL JUST 
BOMB THIS AND 
GO PLAY COD 


« SCP-1291 | SCP-1292 | SCP-1293 » 


SCP-1293: Squeedle Deedle Dee! 


Item #: SCP-1293 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All known specimens of 
SCP-1293 are to reside within a standard Containment Habitat at 
Bio-Site 12. Specimens of SCP-1293-A are to be engaged in 
Procedure 722-Ephraim once per month to avoid the production of 
SCP-1293-C. A minimum of fifteen (15) armed security personnel 
must be present within the habitat at all times to neutralize 
specimens of SCP-1293-C in the event that one is produced. 
Completed specimens of SCP-1293-A1 are to be photographed 
before consumption by SCP-1293-A. Personnel present within the 
habitat are not to attempt communication or physical interaction with 
specimens of SCP-1293-B during a Terpsichore Event. 


Description: SCP-1293 is a species of humanoid creatures of 
unknown origin. Each specimen of SCP-1293 is unique in 
appearance, although all specimens generally resemble costumed 
human beings. Autopsies performed on deceased specimens have 
shown that SCP-1293 are completely unclothed, with skin, bone, 
and muscle tissue mimicking various types of fabric. SCP-1293 
possess biological components resembling a human circulatory 
system, except the system carries and distributes multicolored balls 
of sugar instead of blood. SCP-1293 have no apparent nervous 
systems or digestive tracts, and do not require food, drink, or sleep. 
SCP-1293 possess no visible reproductive organs; however, 54% of 
SCP-1293 specimens are capable of reproduction. For the purpose 
of this document, such specimens will be considered female and 
referred to as SCP-1293-A, whereas male (non-reproducing) 
specimens will be referred to as SCP-1293-B. 


SCP-1293-A vocally communicate in American English, speaking 
with masculine voices in a cheerful manner. Capable of 
reproduction, SCP-1293-A gestate their young for a period of 


roughly nine (9) months before giving birth to another specimen of 
SCP-1293. Newborn SCP-1293 emerge from their mothers fully 
matured in size and intelligence. SCP-1293-A deliver their young via 
their mouths,! which anomalously elongate to accommodate the 
child's size. Because newborn SCP-1293 are roughly the same size 
as their progenitors, it is presumed that gestation takes place inside 
an extradimensional space within SCP-1293-A. If SCP-1293-A are 
not impregnated? via Procedure 722-Ephraim, they will produce 
SCP-1293-C once per month until Procedure 722-Ephraim is 
executed. 


SCP-1293-B are generally lethargic in nature and highly reclusive, 
avoiding contact with human beings and other specimens of 
SCP-1293. Unlike SCP-1293-A, SCP-1293-B have shown no 
capacity for speech. Every forty-five (45) days, SCP-1293-B will 
congregate and a Terpsichore Event will take place (see Addendum 
SCP-1293-1). Due to the precisely coordinated nature of 
Terpsichore Events, it is assumed that SCP-1293-B are capable of 
communicating telepathically. 


SCP-1293-C are malevolent entities produced by SCP-1293-A if not 
impregnated via Procedure 722-Ephraim. SCP-1293-C differ from 
other specimens of SCP-1293 in that they generally possess large 
teeth, multiple arms, prehensile tongues, and elongated talons. 
SCP-1293-C are openly hostile toward human beings and will 
attempt to mutilate any individual they encounter. 


Procedure 722-Ephraim is the process by which SCP-1293-A are 
impregnated. To begin the procedure, a child, aged 4 to 12 years old 
and belonging to an on-site personnel member, is to be introduced 
to the specimen of SCP-1293-A that is in heat. If SCP-1293-A 
decides that the child is suitable, it will regurgitate a sheet of paper 
(SCP-1293-A1) and a metal tin of Crayola-brand crayons 
(SCP-1293-A2). Using his or her imagination, the child must then 
draw a picture of a humanoid creature. If an adult human attempts to 
influence the child's drawing process, whether it be during the 
procedure or beforehand, SCP-1293-A will announce that the child 
is unsuitable and a different child must be selected. If SCP-1293-A 
deems the completed SCP-1293-A1 acceptable, it will devour it, 
thereby impregnating SCP-1293-A. The resulting SCP-1293 


specimen will resemble the drawing on SCP-1293-A1. 


Addendum SCP-1293-1: The following is a table listing examples of 


recorded Terpsichore Events: 


04/17/1998 


11/02/1999 


08/14/2004 


05/09/2007 


01/22/2009 


Date 


Event Description 
SCP-1293-B silently performed 
the choreography from the 1982 
Broadway production Cats in its 
entirety. 

Splitting into four individual 
groups, SCP-1293-B performed 
all four acts of the Russian ballet 
La Bayadéres simultaneously. 
SCP-1293-B laid face-down in 
three separate rows and 
undulated their bodies in a 
wavelike motion on the ground for 
roughly five (5) hours. 
SCP-1293-B engaged in Filipino 
tinikling,4 substituting bamboo 
with other SCP-1293-B. 
SCP-1293-B performed the 
choreography from music video 
for Single Ladies (Put A Ring On 
It) for thirty-nine (39) seconds 
before quickly dispersing in 
different directions. 


Addendum SCP-1293-2: The following is an interview conducted 
with a pregnant SCP-1293-A specimen. SCP-1293-A used a 
number of words and phrases that do not correspond to any known 
language. These have been transcribed phonetically for the 
readability and integrity of this interview. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Reeves: Good morning. How are you feeling? 


SCP-1293-A-4: Squeedly deedly dee! I'm apsa-tapsa- 
lutely wonderful, mister nice person type man! My loin 


child should be ready for regurgitationing in two shakes 
of a lamb's tail! 


Dr. Reeves: Very good. Now, please take a moment to 
explain your selection process for children used in 
Procedure 722-Ephraim. 


SCP-1293-A-4: | only look for childrens that are goodly 
and pure of heart! They also must have great, big, 
whale-sized imaginations! 


Dr. Reeves: You only accept children belonging to 
researchers assigned to your containment. Why is this? 


SCP-1293-A-4: If | used a stranger's childrens, that 
would just be squeedly weedly weird! Do you want to see 
me do a merry jig? 


Dr. Reeves: No, thank you. 


(SCP-1293-A-4 disregards Dr. Reeves and begins 
dancing.) 


SCP-1293-A-4: (Singing) Wibbly wibbly woo, | wish | 
could hug big, beautiful you! Shmiggly shmaggly 
shmarms, | sadly don't have any arms! 


Dr. Reeves: That's quite enough. Please try to focus on 
the interview. What are SCP-1293-C? 


SCP-1293-A-4: You mean my whoopsy-daisies? It's not 
polite to ask a lady-type about her special monthly times, 
mister nosy posy! 


Dr. Reeves: Any information you could give us on the 
nature of SCP-1293-C would be greatly beneficial in 
preventing personnel casualties. 


SCP-1293-A-4: I'm sorry they come out so mean and 
scary! If | don't have the childrens' imagination seed in 
my wooble spot, | sploosh out things from my own 
imagination, and I'm afraid that's a very squeedly scary 


place! 

Dr. Reeves: I'm not sure |I— 

SCP-1293-A-4: Oh, dear! My loin child cometh! 
(SCP-1293-A-4 expells SCP-1293-A-5 from its mouth.) 
SCP-1293-A-5: Greetings, loin mother! | am child! 


SCP-1293-A-4: It is a lady-type! | am the happy for | 
have childrens! 


SCP-1293-A-4 and SCP-1293-A-5, simultaneously: 
Squeedle deedle dee! 


<End Log> 


Addendum SCP-1293-3: The following is a message sent to Bio- 
Site Director Roward by Dr. Goodwin: 


Hello, 


As you are aware, | have been the head researcher for 
SCP-1293 since Dr. Reeves was terminated for 
unrelated reasons. Having spent roughly a year 
observing SCP-1293, | have come to the conclusion that 
present documentation of SCP-1293—particularly in 
regard to SCP-1293-A's reproductive process—is 
inaccurate and in urgent need of revision. 


When | was first transferred to this project, | was 
surprised that Dr. Reeves had based much of 
SCP-1293's documentation on testimony by SCP-1293-A 
specimens. Feeling that it was not sufficient to go by 
SCP-1293-A's words alone, | put in place a number of 
new research guidelines, including the discreet video 
monitoring of SCP-1293 during the 24 hours following 
Procedure 722-Ephraim. The footage that we have since 
obtained has shown that specimens SCP-1293-A and 
SCP-1293-B, do, in fact, mate, using a thin, red tendril 
that extends from the male's mouth to the female's. 


Frankly, | am appalled that such a crucial aspect of 
SCP-1293 has not been previously documented. 


Now that we know SCP-1293 reproduce by mating, that 
leaves the question of what Procedure 722-Ephraim 
accomplishes, as well as the question of what 
SCP-1293-C are. | have a theory that | believe 
addresses both these issues: 


Contrary to current documentation, SCP-1293 do indeed 
feed, empathically drawing sustenance from human 
emotion. SCP-1293-A feed on feelings of unease and 
perturbation, and SCP-1293-B feed on feelings of 
confusion and bewilderment. SCP-1293-B are easily 
capable of subsisting on the feelings expressed by 
research personnel during Terpsichore Events, but 
SCP-1293-A must employ more elaborate methods of 
feeding. In addition to unsettling the children, SCP-1293- 
A forces us to use our own kids as a ploy to provoke an 
emotional reaction from jaded Foundation personnel. If 
SCP-1293-A has gone without "food" for an extended 
length of time, it will release SCP-1293-C as an 
emergency defense mechanism. 


In order to test this theory, | propose that a revised 
version of SCP-1293's special containment procedures 
will be used on a trial basis. SCP-1293-A and SCP-1293- 
B are to be kept in separate habitats, as | believe they 
should have been when initially contained. Procedure 
722-Ephraim will be altered to use D-Class personnel 
who have been provided fabricated information about 
SCP-1293 to enhance their levels of discomfort and 
anxiety during the process. Finally, now that we know the 
purpose of Terpsichore Events, a similar D-Class 
procedure will be put in place to ensure that SCP-1293-B 
will still be able to feed. 


It is regrettable that it took this long to see these things 
for what they are, but | hope that with this knowledge, we 
will be able to contain SCP-1293 with greater efficiency. 


— Goodwin 


Revisions to SCP-1293's documentation and containment 
procedures are currently underway. 


Footnotes 

1. A similar orifice will be substituted if the mother does not possess 
a mouth. 

2. The word "pregnant" is used in this article to describe SCP-1293- 
A's state between the execution of Procedure 722-Ephraim and the 
birth of anew SCP-1293. SCP-1293-A cannot be considered 
pregnant in a literal sense as they have no reproductive organs. 

3. Also known asbargepkaandThe Temple Dancer. 

4. A traditional native dance that involves stepping between two 
pieces of bamboo that are continuously knocked together. 


« SCP-1292 | SCP-1293 | SCP-1294 » 


SCP-1294: The Laughing Fox 


Item #: SCP-1294 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1294 is to be contained in 
a room measuring 5mx5mx 3m, with a filtered ventilation 
system. Proper medical facilities are to be maintained at all times, 
and one kilogram of raw meat should be provided once at 8:00 A.M. 


Interaction between staff and SCP-1294 is to be kept to a minimum. 
SCP-1294 feeding, grooming, and waste disposal have been 
automated, and all personnel must wear a respirator before entering 
SCP-1294's containment chamber. 


Mobile Task Force Xi-8 (aka "Spearhunters") are to be deployed to 
the Sahara Desert in search of further instances of SCP-1294 under 
the guise of poachers. MTF Xi-8 are to transport instances to Site 
for termination via incineration. 


Description: SCP-1294 appears to be a male fennec fox (Vulpes 
zerda) measuring 27 cm in length, and weighing approximately 1.1 
kilograms at minimum. Barring hunting methods and procreation, 
SCP-1294 has shown no differences in behavior than that of a 
typical fennec fox. 


SCP-1294 is composed entirely of a fungal material, which 
replicates its skin, skeleton, and fur. The majority of SCP-1294's 
internal structure consists of a thick mold of varying viscosity. 
SCP-1294 continuously exhales a toxin, containing heavy amounts 
of psilocybin and muscimol. 


If left exposed for longer than approximately two minutes, subjects 
will enter a consistently increasing state of euphoria until removed 
from SCP-1294's presence. Subjects will become briefly distressed 
if removed from SCP-1294, but no permanent or long-lasting effects 


have been found. 


Subjects exposed for longer than five minutes have shown to be 
highly resistant to pain, and behave in a similar manner to those 
under the influence of a psychedelic hallucinogen. Subjects 
removed from SCP-1294 have not recovered from the majority of 
these effects, and have been known to initiate self-harm in an 
attempt to provoke stimuli. 


If SCP-1294 sees a subject in this state, SCP-1294 will lie on, or 
against the subject, and rest. During this time, SCP-1294's skin will 
appear to melt, and grow over the subject, later shifting it into 
SCP-1294's abdomen. SCP-1294 has shown no limit to what it can 
envelop, and is capable of processing over 190 metric tons of food 
in one week. SCP-1294 only consumes living prey in this manner, 
preferring to eat already dead subjects or processed food normally’. 


[+] Show Human Exposure 
Tests-1294-407 through -557- / /19 : 


Subject: D-1294-1 through -150 

Procedure: SCP-1294 is to be locked ina 
metal cage during D-class personnel's 
exposure to it in order to prevent their 
consumption. Subjects were told that they 
were testing a new drug, which would be 
released through the air vent. D-class 
personnel were informed that SCP-1294's 
reason for being there was to observe a side 
by side comparison of human and animal 
testing. Thirty D-class personnel are to be 
individually observed for each minute of 
exposure. 

Results: 

0:00-2:00 -Subjects appear sober, with little to 
no differences in behavior until approximately 
1:20, reporting a calming sensation and a mild 
brightness in their vision. The D-class 
personnel removed from the test chamber 
expressed a mild disappointment from being 


removed, but addiction to the toxin, or any 
permanent effects have not been found. 


2:00-3:00 -Subjects reported bright colors and 
objects shifting about in the room. Several D- 
class noted that SCP-1294 appeared to be 
smiling. Twenty four of the thirty D-class 
personnel removed had recovered 1-13 hours 
later, and compared the experience to being 
heavily intoxicated with alcohol. The remainder 
of D-class personnel (6) remained under the 
influence. 


3:00-4:00 -D-class personnel typically began 
laughing softly. Subjects reported being able to 
‘see sounds’, objects in the room becoming 
animate, and the room appeared to be 
‘preathing'. Experiences vary between 
subjects, but each subject past this stage 
reported that SCP-1294 began speaking to the 
subject. Subjects do not recall what SCP-1294 
told them, except they found their conversation 
as either highly entertaining or friendly. Sixteen 
of the thirty D-class personnel recovered 15-26 
hours later, expressing a disinterest in being 
exposed further, remarking that they found the 
experience largely unsettling. Remainder of D- 
class personnel (14) experienced permanent 
brain damage of varying severity.