of hallucinations differs, but they are sometimes 
connected with traumatic events from subject's past and 
often follow Moloch-class fright love inducing anomalous 
vision patterns. Affected subjects are advised to avoid 
looking away from the screen. The intensity of the 
visions increases along with time spent under effects of 
SCP-3626, eventually affecting the device holding 
SCP-3626 itself. This influence is visible in the attached 
JPG file. Do not stop reading this document. 


The hallucinogenic properties of SCP-3626 make it 
difficult for subjects to leave their immediate area 
because they see things that they shouldn't see. 
Subjects who have managed to do so, have found all the 
doors or windows barred and were unable to leave the 
room they were in when they first accessed SCP-3626, 
trapped alone with their thoughts, paranoid that 
something is out to get them. There is nothing here. Only 
your thoughts. Only you. Let them take over. This is 
hypothesized to be a conscious action by a third-party 
capable of bending reality attempting to keep SCP-3626 
contained2. The purpose of this containment is unknown, 
but it is theorized that the anomaly could have large 
destructive potential be completely harmless and the 
current method is the only way of keeping its effects 
under control. Do not stop reading this document. 


It is unknown what happens when the hallucinatory 
effects are allowed to progress beyond the distortion 
point. Due to the fact that no documentation of it is 
provided in SCP-3626, it is assumed that the affected 
subject is unable to cancel the effects of the anomaly 
beyond this point. Probable explanations include inability 
to operate the device due to the increased severity of the 
hallucinations, permanent confinement in the pocket 
dimension, or expiration of the subject. Do not stop 
reading this document. Stop reading this document. 


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staff and forty-five civilians at last estimation, with several hundred 
more listed as “missing”. 


Many of the civilian deaths and disappearances are attributable to 
youths “exploring” abandoned areas when they shift into SCP-470, 
becoming trapped inside, shifting inside a different room, [DATA 
EXPUNGED], or other dangers that may be inside manifesting 
rooms. 


Addendum 2: As of 25/11/2016, a total of 38 instances of rooms 
located within decommissioned SCP Foundation facilities have been 
observed within SCP-470's rotation. Most notable of these are 
several rooms from the top basement levels of SCP-1730 following 
the initial cessation of exploration attempts by Foundation 
personnel. Attempts to remove these rooms from rotation via 
observation of the facilities is currently ongoing. 


« SCP-469 | SCP-470 | SCP-471 » 


If SCP-3626 is forwarded to another individual via 
standard electronic email message, the effects will 
cease, we hope so, they have to stop, please make it 
stop, make it stop! This is implied by the fact that no 
edits were made by individuals claiming to have 
forwarded the message. As SCP-3626 is not an anomaly 
currently contained by the Foundation and likely was not 
even discovered, it is theorized that individuals who 
forward SCP-3626 undergo an effect similar to amnestic 
treatment, making the anomaly undetectable. It is 
possible that one or more individuals have decided not to 
forward SCP-3626, but due to similar effects the 
knowledge of that is supressed. This may mean that 
neutralization of the anomaly is not possible. Do not stop 
reading this document. 


The first instance of SCP-3626 was received on 29th of 
January 2018, by Dr. Burke, Site-42 staff and the original 
creator of this SCP file madness. The original message 
is attached below and is the source of most theories 
about the origin and workings of SCP-3626. They lie. Do 
not stop reading this document. 


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To the unfortunate one 


| am sorry, it wasn't meant to go this way. We 
wanted to secure it, lock it in a cage. We did in 
a manner, but some cages aren't like the 
others. You wouldn't understand the details 
anyway, so | won't waste your precious time 
with technical details. You are in this cage and 
you are not alone there. The thing that's 
locked with you wants to get out. You have to 
make a choice. Either you stay and let it take 
you, or you pass the cage further. 


Make your choice 


Caretaker 


Due to the contents of this message it is theorized that 
SCP-3626 is a method of containment for the 
aforementioned entity inhabiting the pocket dimension 
you are currently residing in, or a type of test, so relax 
and take it. It is currently unknown what happens after to 
the subject once the distortion point has been passeds. 
No subject has tested this possibility, but you can. Do not 
stop reading this document. 


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Below is the list of personnel who have received 
SCP-3626 a friendly message. You are asked to add 
yourself to this list, in any form you deem appropriate‘. 
Do not stop reading this document. 


¢ Dr. Burke 

¢ John Brown 

¢ Agent Bradford 

* Senior Researcher Jeremy Collins 
* Nicolson 

¢ Agent Stanley 

« Lavena Belmonte 

¢ Gustav Belmonte 

¢ Security Guard John Waterman 

¢ Doctor Paul 


[LIST REDACTED FOR BREVITY] 


¢ Schubert 

¢ Jonie Garnier 

¢ Arnold Achterberg 

¢ Doctor Huxtable 

¢ Algar Sternberg 

* YouMe YouMe YouMe YouMe YouMe 
¢ Agent Krantz 

* Toft 

¢ Agent Bradford again 

* Doctor Winter 


Note from Doctor Burke 12-08-2017: | cannot ask you to 
make the sacrifice, as | don't have the courage in me to 
make it myself. Every day we agree to things that do not 
sit well with us. We pass by the homeless, telling 
ourselves that there are places and people that help 
them. We accept the tyrannical boss, because we won't 
risk our career to step up and say that it's wrong to be a 
piece of shit. We live in cycles, spinning like a dog 
chasing its tail, because we do not have the courage to 
stop and ask ourselves why we are doing what we're 
doing. You will probably just send this message to 
someone and that someone will send it to someone and 
so on and so on. We will continue chasing the fucking 
tail, because it takes courage to not do it. Maybe one day 
the whole Foundation will be on the list here, not one of 
them realizing that they condemned their friends to take 
a test. It's good that we don't remember anything after 
this hell is over. | wouldn't be able to live after 
discovering my cowardice. 


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You have arrived at the end of this document. You can 
choose to forward the message now. 


Forward message? Y/N 


>N 


A moment of hesitation comes as you press the key, 
What horrors await beyond the veil? 
What lurks just outside the event horizon? 


A single message flashes across the screen: 


Well done 


New file uploaded 
Item #: SCP-3626 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3626 is to be 
kept in Site-43, Low-Value Anomalous Item Storage 
vault when not undergoing testing. The website address 
allowing for transportation to SCP-3626-1 is to be 
monitored for access by individuals other than verified 
Foundation personnel. 


Description: SCP-3626 is a personal computer, 
composed of non-anomalous materials® , running a copy 
of Windows Vista OS. No applications beyond Internet 
Explorer are installed on the device. It bears branding of 
a non-existent company /nter-planar Delivery Services. A 
note engraved on the side of the object reads "Property 
of the Ministry of Extra-planar Sociological Research". 
Anomalous properties of the object manifest when one 
accesses a website http: //ewww. / 
results/ .gov. Any individuals viewing 
the screen at the moment when the website is accessed, 
will be transported to SCP-3626-1. Individuals viewing 
the screen after the website has been opened will not be 


affected. Closing the website on SCP-3626 will 
immediately return all individuals within SCP-3626-1 
back to the material world. GPS and other tracking 
methods cannot locate individuals in SCP-3626-1, but 
radio communication functions normally. 


SCP-3626-1 is a featureless flat landscape, located 
outside of the known space. The surface of SCP-3626-1 
is composed of a grey impenetrable material. The only 
noteworthy feature of SCP-3626-1 is a wall composed of 
the same material. Atmosphere within SCP-3626-1 is 
similar to Earth's. 


Discovery: SCP-3626 was recovered from Site-43 
personnel quarters after Senior Researcher 
discovered that their personal computer was replaced 
with a different device and a note with the website 
address required for anomalous properties to manifest. 

claims that they were answering private 
messages, when the anomaly suddenly appeared. 
Further research pending. 


Addendum 3626-A: Text inscribed on the wall found 
within SCP-3626-1. 


Congratulations! Your universe has completed 
the survey successfully. Your result is 
individual beings taking the test before the 
cycle was broken. 


Your universe's current rank is 
Better luck next time! 


Research by: Ministry of Extra-Planar 
Sociological Research 


Footnotes 

1.Hello 

2. See the original message attached to this document for details 
3.1 walked down the road and the road twisted and turned and | 
stood where | started, the road never ends, for it needs to feed, the 
road needs to feed, it needs to feed, it feeds when it has to, but it 
cannot feed, it is locked, it cannot move, the road has to move, it 
has to feed, it has to feed, it has to feed, now someone is here, it 
needs to feed, | can't walk down the road anymore, | need to send, 
send it, send , send, because otherwise the road will feed on me 
4. As a side note: the last person on the list is the one that chose 


you. Not that you will remember it after getting out of here. 
5. For further details see document 3626-D3 


SCP-3627: Dreamy Jasters 


Item #: SCP-3627 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3627 is to be contained in 
a standard non-humanoid holding cell at Site . SCP-3627 is to be 
kept in a soundproof containment cell under constant video 
surveillance. Any recorded instances of unprompted anomalous 
behavior on the part of SCP-3627 are to be reported to a supervisor 
of Level 3 clearance or higher. 


Description: SCP-3627 is a children’s music box approximately 
23cm x 15cm x 8cm in size. The word “ACROBATS?’ is written on 
the front of SCP-3627, below which is a glass casing containing two 
acrobat figurines connected at the hands to a rotating axle. At the 
base of SCP-3627 is a small compartment with the phrase 
“DREAMY JASTERS’ written in faded paint. No company or 
manufacturing labels are present on SCP-3627, and attempts to 
identify the origins of SCP-3627 have been unsuccessful. 


The anomalous properties of SCP-3627 manifest when a human 
inserts an object into SCP-3627’s base compartment. Objects 
inserted by nonhuman entities have not triggered any anomalous 
phenomena. Upon the insertion of an object and the closing of the 
compartment, the two acrobat figurines within SCP-3627 will rotate 
around the central axle, and a series of chime-like sounds will be 
produced. The exact pattern of these sounds varies depending on 
the object inserted and the individual performing the insertion. A 
single iteration of the pattern will generally last between 5 and 15 
seconds and will repeat for a period between 4 and 8 hours. 
Attempts to open the compartment door during this process using 
conventional means have been met with failure. 


Individuals who insert objects into SCP-3627 invariably enter the 
REM stage of sleep within 30 seconds of hearing this pattern. 


Subjects who are removed from earshot of SCP-3627 within 30 
seconds of insertion will not exhibit this effect. Once asleep, subjects 
will not awaken under any circumstances until the repetition of notes 
has concluded. 


Subjects who have experienced the effects of SCP-3627 report vivid 
and emotionally charged dreams. Although the contents of these 
dreams vary widely between instances, certain similarities are 
always present. 


1. Dreams invoked by SCP-3627 always exhibit some relation to 
the inserted object, whether it be directly, through the literal 
presence of the object in the dream, or indirectly, through an 
idea or experience that the subject associates with the object. 

2. Despite the frequent presence of disturbing content within 
these dreams, subjects will ultimately view them as a positive 
experience, and will feel a sense of peace upon awakening. 

3. Subjects who experience dreams invoked by SCP-3627 will 
lose any prior attachments to the inserted object, as well as 
any personal or abstract concepts associated with said object. 
This is the only known permanent effect of SCP-3627. 


Upon the conclusion of the musical pattern, the object formerly 
inserted into SCP-3627 will no longer be present within the 
compartment. The location of inserted objects following their 
disappearance is currently unknown. In place of the object will be a 
6cm x 6cm segment of paper containing a typed note. 


Notes delivered by SCP-3627 are generally between 6 and 12 lines 
long, and are loosely formatted in iambic pentameter (see 
Addendum 3627.3) with an alternating rhyme scheme. While these 
notes are generally only produced after the insertion of an object 
and the completion of SCP-3627’s auditory process, the appearance 
of a note without the occurrence of these events has been observed 
on 1 2 occasions. The notes themselves are non-anomalous in their 
physical composition. However, the written contents of the notes 
indicate a level of sentience on the part of SCP-3627. The notes are 
always directed at the subject who most recently experienced 
SCP-3627 auditory effects, and generally provide cryptic analysis 
and advice regarding their relation to the inserted object (see 
Addendum 3627.2 for more information). SCP-3627 always uses 


plural pronouns when referring to itself within these notes, 
suggesting that multiple entities may be responsible for SCP-3627’s 
effects. SCP-3627 will occasionally reference its SCP status and its 
current location within Foundation custody, as well as knowledge of 
other SCPs and Foundation activities. SCP-3627’s level of 
knowledge regarding the Foundation is currently unknown, as is its 
means of accessing said knowledge. 


Addendum 3627.1: /nitial Discovery 


SCP-3627 was discovered by Agent during a routine thrift shop 
sweep in , Montana. Upon inspection, SCP-3627 produced the 
following note. No objects were inserted prior to the production of 
this message, and no auditory phenomena were observed. 


Hello, Agent , it seems you’ve found 

An object that is worth being secured 
Contained, and yes, protected for its sound 
A wondrous tune that you have not yet heard 
Just place a gift into our waiting grasp 

A memory that haunts your waking mind 
And in return we shall relax the clasp 

That keeps it with your soul so intertwined 
Your line of work is filled with those who need 
the closure and the peace that we bestow 
Bring those that are desiring of this deed 
we'll ease the pain and help them to let go 


Upon realizing the note contained obvious allusions to the 
Foundation, Agent purchased the object and delivered it to 
containment personnel at Site 


Addendum 3627.2: Experiment Logs 


The following experiments detail the effects of SCP-3627 on certain 
individuals upon the insertion of certain objects. Information 
pertaining to the psychological and personal history of the subjects 
has been included, as it is believed to be pertinent to the resultant 
effects of SCP-3627. 


+ Experiment 3627-A 


SCP-471: A Satellite 


Item #: SCP-471 
Object Class: Euclid