those reported to be belonging in one of the three aforementioned 
groups, before being administered Class-A amnestics and released. 
All information about the groups and events occurring within the 
town was gathered from the interviews and SCP-1627 was found 
and contained. The species was discovered in Forest, a 50km2 
area of wooded land, which appears to be the only location where 
SCP-1627 grows naturally at this time. 


Footnotes 

1. Congenital genetic mutations are unaffected. 

2. See Incident Report-1627-Alpha in the documentation of 
SCP-1627. 

3. Gol-187 appears to be unaware of SCP-1627-B's undamageable 
nature. 

4. See Incident Report-1627-Alpha in the documentation of 
SCP-1627. 

5. See Incident Report-1627-Alpha in the documentation of 
SCP-1627. 

6. See Incident Report-1627-Alpha in the documentation of 
SCP-1627. 

7. Rationalizations for this included "it can both be merciful and 
malicious" and "it could either kill the monsters or the people, 
therefore, it lies in the middle." 


« SCP-1626 | SCP-1627 | SCP-1628 » 


SCP-1628: Storage Tunnel #1812 


Item #: SCP-1628 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Area-1628 has been set up to 
contain SCP-1628's entrance, constructed under the pretense of a 
Foundation front company. Entry to SCP-1628 is permitted only 
during its active phase, and is limited to personnel on exploratory 
expeditions. Communication with the beings within SCP-1628 has 
shown that they are hostile only when provoked, and as such 
personnel are reminded to move with SCP-1628's scheduled activity 
until it reaches an inactive state. 


In the event of a containment breach, either by SCP-1628 entities or 
outside forces, the entrance is to be collapsed via detonation of pre- 
placed explosives. No excavation is to be attempted within 130 days 
of the last known SCP-1628 activity. In the event that excavation of 
SCP-1628 becomes unfeasible, it is to be declared neutralized and 
the containment procedures revised. 


Description: SCP-1628 is a life-sized model of Washington D.C as 
it appeared at an unknown time. It is not to scale, with many 
historically significant buildings clustered in the center and most 
other structures being painted wooden blocks. The reproductions of 
historically significant structures (such as the White House or Capitol 
Building) are constructed from brass. The entrance to SCP-1628 is 
located in an abandoned salt mine, approximately 400 meters below 
ground, with subjects entering a storage tunnel emerging from the 
reproduction of the Washington Monument. SCP-1628 appears to 
be in a perpetual night, possibly due to its location. As of 
11/15/1998, no astronomical bodies have been observed within 
SCP-1628 See Incident 1628-III. 


Entities living within SCP-1628 are brass and iron humanoids, 
numbering at 135 123. There appear to be only 10 9 individual 


models for these humanoids, set in exactly 12 11 sets. These 
humanoids are capable of communicating with outside subjects 
while in an active state, but will only primarily speak in preset 
phrases, with communication not fitting these phrases being 
ignored. Only 4 entities have unique appearances, being the 
reproductions of historical figures: Andrew Jackson, James 
Madison, Dolley Madison and Lord Liverpool. In addition, 10 figures 
wearing period-appropriate British Army garb will briefly appear 
while SCP-1628 is active. Similarity in construction between 
SCP-1628 instances and SCP-2776's endo-skeleton has been 
noted, with research into a shared origin ongoing. 


Once every 12 hours, all entities within SCP-1628 will activate and 
begin moving through a set of activities roughly following the events 
of the sacking of Washington D.C during the War of 1812. This 
active phase lasts for 4 hours, followed by the 12 hour "cooldown" 
phase. The timeline for SCP-1628's active phase is as follows: 


0:00 - 1:00 All entities within SCP-1628 activate, begin 
moving around the area randomly. Entities will 
communicate with outside subjects, indicating a 
suspicion that they will be attacked by the British if 
General Jackson is unable to stop them. 


1:00 - 2:00 Entity resembling Andrew Jackson will 
appear from a hatch somewhere within SCP-1628, and 
will claim that an attack by the British army is imminent. 
Approximately 10 entities will volunteer to defend 
SCP-1628. 


2:00 - 3:00 Entity resembling James Madison will 
emerge from the White House reproduction and begin 
directing the construction of battlements within 
SCP-1628. Dolley Madison will also emerge, carrying an 
empty picture frame. The James Madison facsimile will 
communicate with outside subjects; however, the Dolley 
Madison has only been noted to wander SCP-1628 
aimlessly. 


3:00 - 4:00 Figures representing the British army and 
Lord Liverpool emerge from a building in the western 


portion of SCP-1628. Entities will briefly engage the 11 
figures who volunteered to defend SCP-1628, resulting 
in the British victory. Lighting within SCP-1628 will turn 
red, with vocalizations from the figures revealing that this 
is supposed to be representing a fire. Following this, a 
brass funnel will emerge from the center of SCP-1628, 
and all lights will deactivate. This is considered to be the 
end of SCP-1628's active phase. 


SCP-1628 was discovered following the sale of the _ salt mine to 
new owners. Miners reported hearing the sound of gunfire coming 
from an abandoned service tunnel, which resulted in the discovery 
of SCP-1628's anomalous properties. Foundation personnel were 
able to intervene before the story achieved a significant amount of 
notice. Airborne amnestics were deployed over the area SCP-1628 
was discovered in, as well as the application of Class-A amnestics 
to direct witnesses. As of 9/18/1981, SCP-1628 has been contained 
and classified as Euclid. 


Incident 1628-I: During SCP-1628's inactive phase, several Agents 
were deployed in an exploratory mission. During this mission, one of 
the SCP-1628 entities attempted to communicate with the Agents. 
Entity attempted to tell them to be quieter, or else "it" would come 
down to them. Entity did not specify what it referred to and refused 
to respond to further questions. Following this, the entity and all 
those alike to it were removed from SCP-1628 by unknown force. 
Recording device added to standard equipment list for SCP-1628 
explorations. 


Incident 1628-II: On 11/27/1999, a large circular object dropped into 
the middle of SCP-1628. No entity within SCP-1628 acknowledged it 
directly; however, due to the destruction of the White House replica, 
the James and Dolley Madison entities did not appear. Entities 
within SCP-1628 still acted as though it were commanding them to 
build battlements. In addition, the following vocalization was 
produced by the Andrew Jackson entity. 


<BEGIN LOG> 


Jackson: Sir, we need orders. The British have 
advanced past the Potomac and will march on the city at 


any moment. 
*Silence* 


Jackson: ... Sir, | believe that...[pauses.] You are 
quiet... because the situation... is grim? 


*Silence* 


Jackson: Dolley must be... very worried. [Pauses.] Go 
to her. | can man the battlements myself. 


<END LOG> 


Incident 1628-IIl: On 11/30/1999, a dark mass was seen to appear 
in the sky above SCP-1628 during its active state. The mass was 
seen to stay in the same spot for the duration of the active phase. 
Entities within SCP-1628 did not directly acknowledge it; however, 
several previously unheard vocalizations referring to "inclement 
weather" were heard. Following the completion of the active phase, 
a large appendage was seen to emerge from this mass and remove 
the object which had appeared during incident 1628-II. During 
SCP-1628's next active phase, all damages caused during Incident 
1628-I| had been repaired. 


« SCP-1627 | SCP-1628 | SCP-1629 » 


SCP-1629: Ready or Not 


Item #: SCP-1629 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1629-1 is housed in a 
modified standard containment vault. The vault is equipped with 
video surveillance and SCP-1629-1 must be monitored at all times. 
A steel shaft 30cm in diameter connects this vault to the exterior of 
the site. SCP-1629-1 shall be left open at all times; should it 
autonomously close, the shaft connected to the vault must be 
opened to facilitate SCP-1629-2's entry. 


Personnel are not to interfere with SCP-1629-2. 


Description: SCP-1629-1 is a one-door cabinet constructed of oak 
with dimensions of 41cm x 38cm x 38cm. Testing has revealed no 
anomalous properties in the artifact's composition or structure, with 
the exception of oxidation irregularities which have prevented 
research teams from determining the artifact's age. When opened, 
SCP-1629-1 is consistently empty. The cabinet has no identifying 
marks of any kind, and the nature of its creation is indeterminate. 
SCP-1629-1 was recovered from an abandoned diesel station 
located in West Virginia, USA. 


Once every 8-17 weeks, SCP-1629-1 will forcibly eject any objects 
inside it (how this occurs is unknown), close, and become 
impossible to open. 20-30 minutes later, a paper airplane 
(henceforth referred to as SCP-1629-2) will arrive at SCP-1629-1's 
location, at which time the latter will open slightly. SCP-1629-2 will 
then unfold and assume a flat shape, allowing it to enter 
SCP-1629-1. After an additional 20-30 minutes (during which time 
the artifact remains impossible to open), SCP-1629-1 will open 
again, ejecting the instance of SCP-1629-2, which will then 
immediately vacate the area. 


While SCP-1629-2 appear to be constructed of ordinary white printer 
paper, they demonstrate numerous abnormal properties. 
SCP-1629-2 was first discovered in 1996, when a commercial 
aircraft was damaged and subsequently crashed due to collision 
with an instance. This incident was later declared the result of a 
positive charge lightning strike. SCP-1629-2 instances are first 
detectable entering Earth's atmosphere; they will then slowly 
decelerate as they approach the planetary surface. If the path to 
SCP-1629-1 is obstructed in some way, SCP-1629-2 may retain 
some of its reentry velocity to punch through said obstruction. As 
SCP-1629-2 has never been captured successfully, it is unclear why 
the instances have not been destroyed by reentry heat or high- 
speed collisions. Upon leaving SCP-1629-1, SCP-1629-2 will quickly 
accelerate away from Earth's surface, achieving escape velocity and 
eventually reaching an estimated speed of 0.01c before observation 
of the instance becomes impossible. SCP-1629-2's entry and exit 
trajectory varies greatly, and no consistent interstellar source has 
been determined. 


Addendum [1629-001]: 


On 21/7/2008, an experiment using a high-speed camera imaged 
the surfaces of an instance of SCP-1629-2 as it unfolded to enter 
SCP-1629-1. The text on one of the surfaces read as follows: 


Alright, | give up, you win this round. Where are you? 
Mom and Dad are coming home soon. 


« SCP-1628 | SCP-1629 | SCP-1630 » 


SCP-1630: Human Food Pyramid 


Item #: SCP-1630 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-1630 are 
to be held in humanoid containment chambers, located within 
Site—77. They are to be kept in climate controlled conditions, 
depending on the individual composition of the instance. No more 
than 3 instances of SCP-1630 are permitted to be out of their 
containment areas at one time. In the event of a containment 
breach, security personnel are permitted to terminate instances 
before they are able to perform a Delta Event. 


Description: SCP-1630 designates a group of 25 anomalous 
humanoids, each measuring 1.54 meters tall and weighing between 
21 and 231 kilograms. Instances of SCP-1630 display average 
intelligence for human subjects between the ages of 20 and 26, and 
are capable of sensing and perceiving like normal humans. 


Each instance of SCP-1630 is composed of an edible substance 
commonly used for human consumption, such as vegetables, 
cheeses, meats, fruits, and grains. Clothing present on SCP-1630 
instances' bodies are composed of the same substance, and are 
actually portions of SCP-1630's bodies. Damage to SCP-1630 
instances will be healed at a rate of one kilogram of additional mass 
per hour, and all instances have been able to recover from all tested 
damage. Instances of SCP-1630 are vulnerable to the same forces 
which would normally damage the edible matter they are composed 
of, although no instance has been observed to decompose or expire 
while in Foundation containment. 


Examples of SCP-1630 instances 


instance Material Notes 
SCP-1630-01 Raw meat, primarily of Conversation with 


SCP-1630-06 


SCP-1630-11 


SCP-1630-15 


SCP-1630-22 


pork and steak meats. 
Claims to be a food 


SCP-1630-01 is 
permitted to allow 


aficionado, and enjoys ease of containment 


quizzing personnel 
involved in its 
containment on meat 
trivia. 

Baked beans which 
are held together with 
additional crushed 
beans filling the 
space. 


Butter. Instance is 
unable to speak due 
to the interior of its 
mouth being ina 
perpetual semi-liquio 
state. Able to 
communicate via sign 
language. 

Garlic slices, which 
appear to have the 
individual strips of 
garlic wrapped 
together to make 
clothing. 

Cottage Cheese. 
Instance appears to 
consume portions of 
itself throughout the 
day, and admits to 
enjoying its own taste. 


and to maintain 
SCP-1630-01's 
cooperative nature. 


An insect infestation 
has occurred in 
SCP-1630-06's 
original containment 
chamber. It has been 
moved to a new area, 
and is to be closely 
monitored in the new 
chamber to ensure the 
infestation has not 
spread. 

Personnel fluent in 
American Sign 
Language have been 
assigned to 
SCP-1630-11's 
containment area. 


Unlike other 
SCP-1630 instances, 
SCP-1630-15 has no 
sense of smell. 


Personnel are to 
monitor SCP-1630-22 
to ensure accidental 
self-termination does 
not occur. 


When more than 3 instances of SCP-1630 gather in one area, they 


will begin to climb on top of one another in a pyramid arrangement. 
Their exact positions appear to coincide roughly with the location of 
the food from which they are made, or that of a roughly comparable 
foodstuff, on the United States Department of Agriculture's food 
pyramid diagram. When questioned, instances of SCP-1630 will 
claim they are fulfilling "America's dedication to eat healthy every 
day." 


When all instances have reached their positions, human subjects 
around them will begin to show signs of having recently completed a 
large meal, and report contentedness. Inanimate materials will 
slowly transform into edible materials in the same shape, with the 
exact transformation depending on the SCP-1630 configuration. 
Materials such as written and visual documents will have reminders 
about the importance of a properly balanced diet and repeated 
reminders to follow the food pyramid. The area affected by 
SCP-1630 expands at a rate of 100 meters per hour, regardless of 
how many SCP-1630 instances are participating in the Delta Event. 
The only known way to stop the event is forceful separation of all 
participating SCP-1630 instances.