<dado>: what u think dado is 
<multizig>: Huh? 
<dado>: dado is not party supply store 


<multizig>: What are you talking about? My boy 
MaliceAF said you're the best there is 


<dado>: dado is fine parapharmaceutical 

<dado>: medicine for hare grow and also medicine for 
what make people old and horny 

<dado>: not fine pararecreational 


<multizig>: Ok fine man sorry 


<dado>: dado energy pill not a fun time toy for ur space 


party 
<dado>: dado energy pill srs business 


<multizig>: Dude. Okay. Sorry | asked 


<dado>: wait dado can still help 
<dado>: wat u need i can get u 
<dados>: is not pharmaceutical tho 


<multizig>: Ok, what is it. 
<dados>: dado juice energy drink 


<multizig>: LOL dude what the fuck. 
<multizig>: Are you serious right now bro? 
<multizig>: Helloo00?? 


<dado>: u need to trust dado 

<dados>: u want energy, i give you best energy drink 
there is 

<dado>: dado has been want to break out of market for 
energy drink 

<dado>: expand dado brand 


<multizig>: Energy drink, huh? Like Red Bull? 


<dado>: yes dado juice best energy drink 
<dados>: three flavors u have energy for days 
<dados>: all natural energy 

<dados>: no red cows no wings 


<multizig>: You're serious. 


<dados>: i send to u free i have amazon prime 
<dados>: if u no like dado juice then i refund u 


<multizig>: Dude. Cool. 
<multizig>: If it works, that is 
<multizig>: Cause we want to burn this mother DOWN 


<dado>: yes and u will like there will be much rad and 
burning 


<multizig>: | guess MaliceAF was right, you're cool 


<dado>: yes dado help famalice and dado help you to 
manyzag, dado is the cleverest thinker 


<multizig>: Sweet. Thanks 
Amazon Prime Page- 6/18/18 


Foundation web-crawlers discovered the existence of a Amazon 
item that fit the description of SCP-3238. This led to the mobilization 
of MTF Alpha-4 to the north Las Vegas Amazon Fulfillment Center. 
The operation led to the successful seizure and containment of 17 
instances of SCP-3238, and the interception of 112 more instances 
that were en route to potential victims. The item has since been 
removed from Amazon by the directive of [NAME REDACTED]. A 
copy of the item listing has been archived in the Foundation logs, 
seen below: 


The product reviews are as follows: 
1-Star- Would not order again. 


Gave me tons of energy for my upper sept-tentacle 
workout, but had a horrid aftertaste. Nuke flavor made 


me crash a million times harder than | ever have before. 
0/10, do not recommend for non-euclidean organisms. 


Response from seller: yes this is dado i will issue full 
refund i always want to satisfy happy customers 


SCP-3239: When Death Comes Calling 


Item #: SCP-3239 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3239 is to be kept in a 
soundproofed object containment locker at Site-86 for preliminary 
research, not to be removed from such outside of testing. Research 
personnel showcasing signs of previously undiagnosed mental 
afflictions are to be assessed under psychiatric consultation, and be 
investigated for unauthorized usage of SCP-3239. Once the 
aforementioned preliminary research is concluded, SCP-3239 is to 
be moved to Site-44, allowing for usage of the on-site 
electromagnetic isolation field and manmade technology specialists. 


Description: SCP-3239 is a black Ericsson DBH 1001 model rotary 
dial telephone’. Despite appearing to be well preserved and 
completely functional, all attempts to use SCP-3239 to contact a 
normal phone have concluded with failure. 


SCP-3239's anomalous properties only begin to manifest on the last 
Tuesday of every month, lasting from the hours of : to : .2 If any 
individual enters within a 4.6m radius of SCP-3239 during this 
allotted time frame, SCP-3239 will start to ring. This ringing will 
occur under most circumstances, and attempts to block this call 
through methods including the use of a Faraday cage have proven 
unsuccessful. However, the placement of structural or natural 
obstacles between subjects and SCP-3239 has been noted to 
prevent this occurrence. Subjects who enter within this radius and 
hear the ringing do not report any urge to answer. Should a subject 
answer SCP-3239, however, they commonly recount a strong 
compulsion to remain on the call despite any previous mindset they 
might have possessed. This compulsion will generally go unnoticed 
unless efforts to end the call are enacted, and it has been noted 
possible to overcome in life-threatening situations or similar 
circumstances. 


Upon answering SCP-3239, subjects are greeted by SCP-3239-1. 
SCP-3239-1 has been described as the voice of a middle-aged 
woman with a Swedish accent and notably is always fluent in the 
native language of the subject answering SCP-3239. Attempts to 
trace the call or determine SCP-3239-1's location have proven 
unsuccessful.3 


Upon answering, SCP-3239-1 will ask for a name, SCP-3239-1 will 
most frequently ask for a name of an individual. If the subject states 
their own name, the name of a fictional character, or no name at all, 
SCP-3239 may immediately disconnect from the call and cannot be 
used again until the next allotted time frame. However, across select 
calls, SCP-3239-1 has been recorded becoming agitated with 
subjects failing to give a proper name, prolonging the connection. 
Upon naming an individual, SCP-3239-1 will briefly pause. During 
this time, lasting for a range of 15 to 27 seconds, the sound of 
ringing can be heard on the line. 


After this period, the voice of the named individual can be heard, 
hereby designated as SCP-3239-2. SCP-3239-2 instances appear 
sentient, though generally display an unawareness of the subject, 
reacting only to occurrences in their proximity, but awareness of the 
subject has been recorded in select calls. An SCP-3239-2 instance 
will transmit both voice and environmental audio correlating to 
specific causes to the instance's death; examples of such include 
suicides and murders. Once an instance's death takes place, the 
call is immediately terminated. Named individuals apparently killed 
during an SCP-3239 call have been found alive and uninjured, 
reporting no recollection of the call or its events taking place. Ifa 
deceased individual is named, similar circumstances occur, with 
SCP-3239-2 instances mimicking the individual. However, these 
instances are recorded dying in situations similar to the named 
individual's death, but with noticeable differences to the real-life 
event. 


Subjects have been documented suffering from mental illness and 
psychological trauma after the conclusion of a call, with psychiatric 
evaluations diagnosing disorders such as major depression and 
general anxiety. These newly developed afflictions are generally 
treatable depending on the affliction, and the development of 


physical illnesses has not been recorded. Such afflictions have only 
been reported affecting individuals answering SCP-3239, with those 
listening to calls indirectly through wiretap surveillance or similar 
methods being unaffected. 


Addendum 3239-A: SCP-3239 was recoveredon / /  froman 
antique shop in , Indiana. Upon receiving questionable reports 
of post traumatic stress and neurasthenia from Hospital, 
Agents and were authorized to investigate. Questioning of 
affected individuals and doctoral staff resulted in a coinciding 
reference to a "haunted telephone," which was traced to 

Antiques. Reportedly, the owner had no prior knowledge of the 
object, stating they were unaware of its presence in their store. 
Agent purchased SCP-3239 upon discovery and Class-A 
amnestics were properly administered. 


+ SCP-3239 Testing Log 


Testing Procedures: Under proper 
authorization from personnel with Level 3 
clearance or higher, all testing will be 
conducted with a minimum of one D-Class 
personnel present in SCP-3239's testing 
chamber, with complete audio and video feed 
surveillance of both the on-site landline and 
the chamber. Upon test completion, testing 
subjects are required to submit consultation for 
no less than three weeks to possibly determine 
any relationships between events recorded in 
the call and the mental afflictions developed. 


Test 3239-A Date: 11/28/ 

Subject: D-7295 ordered to name ,a 
known and currently living associate. 
Results: Upon answering, SCP-3239-1 asks 
for a name, wherein D-7295 names 

After a duration of approximately 17 seconds, 
SCP-3239-2, immediately recognized 
sounding like by D-7295, is heard arguing 
with an undocumented third party regarding 


overdue payments and/or extortion. Gunshots 
are then recorded on the line, SCP-3239-2 
presumably being shot and killed. The call is 
immediately terminated and D-7295 is left 
visibly panicking. Psychiatric evaluation 
reports D-7295 now suffering from PTSD, and 
location efforts report is still alive. 


Test 3239-B Date: 12/26/ 
Subject: D-6342 ordered to name : 
D-6342's deceased mother. 
Results: Upon answering, SCP-3239-1 asks 
for a name, wherein D-6342 names 
After a duration of approximately 23 seconds, 
the sound of a moving car and incoherent 
whispering can be heard, presumably 
SCP-3239-2, which is recognized by D-6342 to 
be . SCP-3239-2 then directly addresses 
D-6342, stating she should not have called, 
and the sound of skidding tires and a crash 
between at least two vehicles is recorded 
immediately after. The call is terminated and 
D-6342 begins sobbing. Psychiatric evaluation 
reports D-6342 now suffering from manic- 
depression, and investigation efforts report 
died in a head-on car collision into a 
telephone pole. 
Analysis: / have to say I'm curious whether or 
not the deaths depicted when naming living 
individuals are in some way predictions. If this 
is the case, SCP-3239 could prove to be a 
useful tool, but unless we want the Ethics 
Committee breathing down our necks, the 
mental repercussions can be problematic. 
Perhaps we can try sending in someone 
already diagnosed with depression or a similar 
disorder and see what happens. They might 
not be as heavily affected, if at all. -Dr. 
Garrickson 


Permission granted. -Senior Researcher 


Test 3239-C Date: 1/30/ 
Subject: D-8031 ordered to name 5a 
known and living associate. D-8031 had been 
previously diagnosed with chronic depression, 
taking antidepressants daily. 
Results: Upon answering, SCP-3239-1 asks 
for aname. D-8031 hesitates in naming 

, wherein SCP-3239-1 is recorded 
becoming agitated and refers to research 
personnel, stating D-8031 was ordered by Dr. 
Garrickson to give a name and was wasting 
everyone's time. D-8031 names _, and after 
a duration of approximately 18 seconds, 
SCP-3239-2, recognized by D-8031, is heard 
shouting to an undocumented third party. 
Sounds of distant rushing water is recorded, 
alongside SCP-3239-2 threatening the third 
party that they will jump. SCP-3239-2 is then 
recorded grunting as sounds of wind anda 
large splash are heard. The call is terminated 
and D-8031 is silent. Psychiatric evaluation 
reports D-8031's chronic depression had 
severely worsened and neurasthenia had also 
developed, and location efforts report is 
still alive. Twenty-five days after testing, 
D-8031 committed suicide in his cell with a 
makeshift shiv by cutting his superficial palmer 
arteries. Guard personnel stationed in the 
vicinity are under investigation for possible 
demotion. 
Analysis: / think it's safe to say being 
previously diagnosed with a mental disorder 
does not negate SCP-3239's effects. However, 
I'm more concerned with SCP-3239-1. It 
referred to me by name and | haven't even 
spoken with it. | suggest we attempt to 
interview SCP-3239-1 and see exactly how far 
its knowledge goes. -Dr. Garrickson 


09/12/2014 Incident 414-A: At 06:02 Doctor Eliza Chuang, then- 
Principal SCP-414 Research Scientist, was contacted by three 
SCP-414-1. Dr. Chuang had a successful conversation, transcribed 
below. Dr. Chuang was succeeded by their primary assistant, Doctor 
Alice Ogawa, immediately after Incident 414-A. 


Despite constant social interaction and animal companionship, Dr. 
Chuang committed suicide on 09/03/2015, 965 days after advancing 
to Stage 5 SCP-414-2. 


Transcript of Incident 414-A 
[BEGIN LOG] 


[06:02] 3 SCP-414-1 humanoids appear at Dr. 
Chuang's office door. Dr. Chuang can be seen 
walking to their office. Dr. Chuang stops upon 
seeing the group of SCP-414-1. 


[6:03] The group of SCP-414-1 move towards 
Dr. Chuang at a speed of approximately 1 
meter per second. One SCP-414-1 humanoid 
grasps Dr. Chuang by the wrist as they 
attempt to leave. Dr. Chuang begins to 
struggle and shout for assistance. 


[6:04] Security arrives. Dr. Chuang can be 
seen waving their free arm and shouting "Do 
not approach! Do not talk! Stand there, 
please!" Security draws weapons and aims at 
the group of SCP-414-1 but do not fire. Dr. 
Chuang turns back to the group of SCP-414-1. 


[6:06] Dr. Chuang, calmly: "/f you wouldn't 
mind, could you answer a few questions? Why 
are you doing this? How do you benefit by 
doing this to people?" 


[6:08] SCP-414-1, in unison: "They work, so 
little, they are held up when they need to be 
the foundation, the young so much so. | will 


Permission to attempt interview with 
SCP-3239-1 granted. -Senior Researcher 


+ Test-3239-D Audio Log and Afterword 


Test-3239-D Date: 2/27/ 
Subject: D-4713 given printed documents 
containing twenty questions written by Dr. 

, ordered to attempt interview with 
SCP-3239-1 by promising to give a name 
under the condition of SCP-3239-1 answering 
given questions. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


(SCP-3239 is ringing and D-4731 is heard 
shuffling papers.) 


D-4731: | remember having a phone like this. 
Surprised this one still works. 


(D-4731 answers SCP-3239.) 
D-4731: Uh, hello? 


(The sound of incoherent whispering is 
recorded on the line, unable to be discerned if 
originating from SCP-3239- 1.) 


D-4731: Hello? Hey doc, is this thing actually 
working or— 


SCP-3239-1: Hello. Ciao. Bonjour. Buna. 
Halla. Strange how one thing can be said in so 
many different ways. 


D-4731: Uh, okay miss. So it does work. Um, 
alright, I'm supposed to ask you a few— 


SCP-3239-1: | still feel it, you know. Every 
passing moment of every waking day. | 


wonder when it will stop. When I'll finally get 
the chance to move on and leave it behind, 
when the right person comes along and ends 
it, but then someone like you has to pick up. 


D-4731: Miss, what are you talking about? 


(The sound of flowing water is recorded on the 
line) 


SCP-3239-1: Are you afraid of death,  ? Or, 
better question, what do you think is the worst 
way to die? Drowning? An illness ripping you 
apart from the inside? A friend shooting you in 
the back? 


(SCP-3239-1 briefly pauses.) 


SCP-3239-1: Burning to death? That one's 
mine. 


D-4731: Uh, drowning, | guess. Are you near a 
river or something? I'm hearing— 


SCP-3239-1: Drowning, huh? One of the most 
terrible ways to go from what I've heard. An 
endless abyss in all directions, forcing itself 
upon you. Trying to push it away but with 
every breath it suffocates you. Slow and 
agonizing as you struggle for air. | wouldn't 
know though. | suppose we'll just have to wait 
and see. 


D-4731: Wait, what— 


(A new, previously unrecorded entity is heard 
on the line, being described as multiple voices 
speaking at once. Until authorization from 
personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher is 
given, this entity shall be improperly referred to 
as SCP-3239-3) 


SCP-3239-3: For a moment everything was 
fine, all had become still, but then people like 
you just had to pick up. 


D-4731: What the fuck? 
(The call is terminated) 
D-4731: Seriously, holy shit. 


[END LOG]