Description: SCP-1645 is an anomalous specimen of Gloydius 
blomhoffii (Japanese Mamushi), with a 6-meter diameter. SCP-1645 
has albinism and suffers from polycephaly, possessing 8 distinct 
heads when not in motion. As opposed to most reptiles suffering 
polycephaly, SCP-1645's heads do not branch off from the spine, 
but are instead connected to a 2m diameter "hub" structure in the 
center. With the exception of its brains, all of SCP-1645's vital 
organs, including an enlarged heart and stomach, are located in this 
hub. 


SCP-1645 suffers from an anomalous, transmittable 
immunodeficiency virus known as Hachi disease. Hachi disease has 
resulted in several other health issues in SCP-1645, including 
OPMV, oral inflammation, several bacterial infections, and a form of 


cancer referred to as Amata-Gan's, named for researchers Richard 
Amata and Shinji Gan. Amata-Gan's results in tumor-like growths 
gradually forming next to the heads of organisms affected by Hachi 
disease, which eventually sprout into fully functional, additional 
heads complete with vascular, nervous and digestive systems. The 
growth of structures caused by Amata-Gan's process can be 
accelerated if the subject afflicted by Amata-Gans engages in any 
physical activity, including movement. These growths eventually 
branching off into their own distinct heads, complete with neural 
tissue and bone structures; these heads are sentient, and in the 
case of human beings, sapient. Growths resultant from Amata-Gan's 
may be excised from SCP-1645 without causing any harm to the 
organism as a whole. In the case that the original head of the 
subject has been removed, [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Hachi disease may be contracted by any animal, and is 
transmittable via fluid contact with SCP-1645 or a Hachi disease 
affected subject. All bodily fluids, including blood, spinal fluid, saliva 
and mucus have been shown to contain some trace of Hachi 
disease in human subjects, and in the case of SCP-1645, its venom 
appears to have been replaced by a serum containing Hachi 
disease.! However, approximately . % of subjects exposed to 
Hachi disease have shown an immunity to it. All subjects with 
immunity have been shown to be of either Greek or Japanese 
descent; the significance of this is currently unknown. 


Addendum: Recovery Log SCP-1645 was recovered in a rice field 
near the Hii river, Chugoku Region, Japan, shortly after a major 
flood had hit the area. SCP-1645 had bitten several workers in the 
field, resulting in them contracting Hachi disease. Most of the 
workers had died of fungal infections upon Foundation intervention, 
during which time the area was quarantined, and all survivors were 
terminated due to risk of infection. SCP-1645 was recovered, having 
been rendered immobile due to the weight of the 32 additional 
heads it had sprouted as a result of Amata-Gan's. 


Addendum: During a preliminary medical examination, Dr. McGinn 
discovered a scar on the "hub" portion of SCP-1645, near the base 
of the spinal cords. Below this scar, a cavity of unknown function 

was found, which contained traces of several alloys, including steel, 


bronze and , an alloy that was previously only found at Greek 
archeological sites. The cavity is 21 centimeters deep and appears 
to have held a needle or miniature bladed object at one point of 
time. SCP-1645 appears to draw metals from its food, such as iron, 
and store them in this cavity, where they are converted into alloys 
through an unknown chemical process. Given the possible links 
SCP-1645 has to [REDACTED], SCP-1645's diet is to have as little 
metallic content as possible to prevent the formation of a new object 
in this cavity. 


Footnotes 

1. Hachi disease has been discovered in the bodily fluids 
ofSCP-2478, suggesting that it may have been utilized in the 
creation of that anomaly. 


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SCP-1646: Vendetta 


Item #: SCP-1646 
Object Class: Safe-exsequi 


Special Containment Procedures: Site 84 is listed in all publicly 
available records of the surrounding area as private property and is 
surrounded by an electrified fence. All persons other than 
Foundation personnel found expressing undue interest in the area 
may be detained and interrogated. 


SCP-1646-1 is not to be approached unless extraordinary 
circumstances require it. In the event that it becomes hostile and 
becomes a threat to Foundation personnel or civilians, SCP-1646-1 
may be detained using whatever force is deemed necessary. 
SCP-1646-1 must be considered armed and dangerous at all times, 
unless it is obviously unarmed. 


Immediately after SCP-1646-1’s departure, the instance of 
SCP-1646-2 must be extinguished, retrieved, examined, and 
recorded. Unremarkable specimens may be disposed of. 


Description: SCP-1646-1 resembles a human male with albinism 
approximately two meters in height, with no hair and large black 
eyes. It appears to have suffered numerous puncture wounds to 
most parts of its body, all of which ooze an unidentified dark blue, 
viscous fluid. SCP-1646-1 has been seen clothed in a variety of 
mundane and unusual outfits, usually varying between 
appearances. There is no evidence to suggest that SCP-1646-1 is 
aware of the Foundation’s presence, and it is unknown how it would 
react to being approached. 


Instances of SCP-1646-2 vary in appearance, but consistently take 
the form of the corpse of a Caucasian female between the ages of 
twenty and thirty. Testing has determined that these corpses tend to 
have virtually identical genetic codes, although significant deviations 


have been found (See Document 1646-2-Alpha for further details). 
All specimens found so far appear to have been killed in a violent 
manner. 


SCP-1646-1 will appear spontaneously at Site 84 (a primitive 
campground near the edge of Mount Rainier National Park) at 
irregular intervals ranging from two days to four months. In each 
case, it will carry an instance of SCP-1646-2 on its back or in its 
arms. 


Upon appearing at Site 84, SCP-1646-1 will drop the instance of 
SCP-1646-2 into the fire pit. It will then douse the object ina 
flammable liquid (most commonly gasoline or lighter fluid, although 
alcoholic beverages have been used) and ignite it with a match or 
lighter. After it is apparent that the corpse will continue to burn, 
SCP-1646-1 will take a stone from the surrounding woods and make 
a visible mark in the concrete surrounding the fire pit. Immediately 
afterwards, SCP-1646-1 will disappear entirely. At time of writing, 
there are 623 of these markings. 


Addendum: SCP-1646-1 has, on several occasions, spoken. The 
following phrases have been heard: 


04/28/1863: If | must return here, | should make use of it. 
11/02/1891: Following her lies across all lands, 
removing. 

09/09/1924: Walker had the better deal by far. 
01/17/1950: In heaven | slayed her, demon invisible 
behind her wings. 1 

04/03/1956: If there is a point | have found it. 
07/16/1990: She said forever, forever is as | get. 


Footnotes 
1. Translated from French. 


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SCP-1647: Log of Extra-Scholastic Events 


Item #: SCP-1647 
Object Class: Extranormal Keter Neutralized Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Due the nature of the anomaly, 
SCP-1647 cannot be physically contained. Mobile Task Force 
Epsilon-13 ("Substitute Teachers") is to track every report regarding 
anomalous behaviors of high school teachers from the Southern 
United States. 


Each SCP-1647 event is to be suppressed from the media with 
Covering Protocols 109-Wainscott ("Damage by Vandals") and 183- 
Boston ("Stress Suicide"). Class B amnestics are to be administered 
to civilians witnessing an occurrence of SCP-1647. Individuals 
affected by SCP-1647 are to be temporarily contained in separate 
modified humanoid containment chambers until the dissipation of 
the said effects. The walls and the floor of these chambers are to be 
padded to prevent self-harm. 


Class C amnestics are to be administered once the individuals 
recover from SCP-1647’s effects. 


Covering Protocol 170-Pribor ("Custody for Psychiatric Evaluation") 
is to be used prior the acquisition of affected individuals. 


Update: As per 200/ / , SCP-1647 has been reclassified as 
Neutralized. No Special Containment Procedures are deemed 
necessary. 


Update: As per 200/ / , SCP-1647 has been reclassified as Keter. 
Previous Special Containment Procedures are to be re-enacted. 


Newly found instances of SCP-1647-A are to be deprived of their 
inner workings and contained in separate standard security safes in 
Site-15. Personnel with former teaching careers are to evacuate 


Site-15 until the instances of SCP-1647-A are deemed safe. 


Description: SCP-1647 is an anomalous phenomenon affecting 
high school teachers in the Southern United States. Subjects 
affected by SCP-1647 display erratic and illogical behaviors, 
showing no apparent awareness nor concern for themselves and 
others. Affected individuals often perform nonsensical and random 
actions, such as attempting to climb the nearest building undressed 
or play "catch" with the school's furniture, often severely injuring 
themselves and/or other faculty members. At time of writing, no 
student has ever been harmed by the affected teachers. 


Affected individuals will continue to display their anomalous 
behaviors for five (5) hours. The subjects claim to be aware of their 
actions, but are not able to reason during this condition. SCP-1647 
seems to mostly occur during class works and important scholastic 
events. SCP-1647 has never occurred during school trips. 


The first confirmed instance of SCP-1647 occurred on 199/ / in 
the High School, Louisiana, where it was initially identified as a 
single Extranormal Event, designated as ExE-3562. The following is 
the original report regarding ExE-3562. 


Event Description: Every teacher of the High 
School simultaneously displayed abnormal behaviors 
during and after a standardized Math test for exactly 5 
hours. Students and other faculty members report 
various teachers licking blackboards and the Physical 
Education teacher throwing a urinal from the building's 
roof, resulting in the injury of faculty members. 

Date of Occurrence: 199 / / 

Location: High School, __, Louisiana. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Local media suppressed. 
Injured individuals treated on-site. Class B amnestics 
administered to students and faculty members. Cover-up 
story regarding vandalism enacted. 


Following this event, SCP-1647 has occurred _ times. SCP-1647 
has been classified Keter as of 199/ / . 


Addendum 1647-1: Incident 1647-Alpha. 


On 200/ / , an SCP-1647 event occurred in the High School 
in, Kentucky. After the containment of affected individuals and 
the administration of amnestics, Foundation agents found a small 
luminescent sphere suspended three (3) meters from the ground 
within the school's boiler room. The item was later identified as the 
source of SCP-1647, and referred to as SCP-1647-A. Why it has 
never been found in other areas under SCP-1647’s effect is 
unknown. 


SCP-1647-A was transported to Site-15, where it underwent an 
operation of reversed engineering. SCP-1647-A was proved to be 
entirely composed of metal, with its inner workings being similar to 
transistor-based devices. 


During the operation, SCP-1647-A autonomously activated, causing 
to Professors K andF _, respectively former professors of 
mathematics and physics, to display behaviors similar to 
SCP-1647's affected. ProfessorsK andF _ were successfully 
restrained by on-site security personnel. Both recovered 5 hours 
later. 


SCP-1647-A's mechanism was successfully removed and 
subsequently contained. Following a period of inactivity for 7 
months, SCP-1647 was reclassified as Neutralized the 200 / / . 


Addendum 1647-2: Incident 1647-Beta. 


On 200/ / ,3 months after its reclassification to Neutralized, 
abnormal behaviors of multiple teachers were reported from the 
High School in , Arkansas, identified as an SCP-1647’s 
occurrence. 


Affected individuals did not limit themselves to nonsensical 
behaviors, but directly injured or killed other faculty members, 
including other teachers, whilst no student was harmed. 


Upon the arrival of Foundations agents, affected individuals ceased 
all other activities and engaged in combat with them; six (6) 
individuals were terminated on-site, while the others were contained. 
Class C amnestics were administered to all present. All deaths were 
stated to have been caused by a fatal car accident. 


An instance of SCP-1647-A was found inside the thoracic cavity of 
Mr.C M _ ,an English literature professor, and was immediately 
neutralized upon extraction. The instance was introduced in Mr. 

M _ 's body via surgery, as proven by the numerous scars found on 
his body. 


Addendum 1647-3: Document 1647-17-GY. 


The following typewritten note was also found inside Mr.M _—'s 
thoracic cavity. The source of the letter is currently unknown. 


WE ARE STUDENTS 

OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM IS SHIT 

TEACHERS DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT US 
THEY TREAT US LIKE MACHINES 

THEY ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE SCREW UP 
THEY ALWAYS ACT LIKE BUFFOONS 

WE WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE THIS 
HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS COMMIT SUICIDE 
BECAUSE SCHOOL IS TOO HARD AND THE 
TEACHERS DO NOT CARE 

BUT NOW IT IS OUR TURN TO LAUGH AT THEM 


Two similar notes were then found within other instances of 
SCP-1647-A from other SCP-1647’s events. The Foundation 
currently contains only 10 instances of SCP-1647-A, despite it 
having occurred over _ times at time of writing. For a full list of 
SCP-1647 events, please read Document 1647-19-TH. 


Addendum 1647-4: Notes on SCP-1647's current status. 


SCP-1647 no longer manifests with its previously stated pattern. 
SCP-1647 events now occur randomly, varying from 3 to 54 times a 
year. However, while their actions are invariably dangerous, affected 
individuals have not directly harmed others a second time, with the 
exception of Foundation personnel. 


SCP-1647 has been reclassified as Keter as of 200/ / . 


= LEVEL 3/1647 CLEARANCE REQUIRED = 


Addendum 1647-5: Request for Procedure 176-Gettysburg's 
initiation. 


On 200/ / , Dr. Arthur Leisse, Site-15's HMCL supervisor, has 
suggested the enactment of Procedure 176-Gettysburg. Procedure 
176-Gettysburg consists of the raid of all the high schools located in 
the Southern United States and the termination of all the possibly 
involved personnel. As Procedure 176-Gettysburg's enablement 
may require excessive efforts for both execution and covering, and 
that SCP-1647-A's creators may be underage civilians, Dr. Leisse's 
request is currently under consideration of the Ethics Committee. 


The situation is getting out of control. If we don't act now, 
SCP-1647's may expand its area of effect. Procedure 
176-Gettysburg must be enabled immediately. It's not 
different from what we've done in 19 , after all. -Dr. 
Arthur Leisse, Site-15's HMCL Supervisor. 


The enactment of Procedure 144-Washington in 19 was 
deemed necessary for the protection of mankind. 
Procedure 176-Gettysburg isn't. For now, we will take it 
in consideration. -O5-7 


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SCP-1648: The Hunch and The Huzzard 


Item #: SCP-1648 
Object Class: Safe