Agent M : [Hysterical yelling.] "You have 
no fucking clue what this is like! It's agony! | 
feel like someone is drilling a hole into my 
skull! Over! [Loud metallic clang.] And over! 
[Loud metallic clang.] And over [Loud metallic 
clang.] again! There is no escape, I'm trapped 
here! I'm trapped here... | am trapped here, 
I'm trapped here and | will be until | die! [A loud 
metallic bang is heard followed by faint 
whimpering.] No matter who | look at, | only 
see [DATE EXPUNGED]. H-Horrifying, 
infected... grimy... | flinched at my own 
daughter's face. All | could see were her puffy! 
Squinty! Eyes! And that god awful chin...My 
chin... She, she begged for me to stop, all the 
way ‘till... [Subject begins sobbing again, 
quietly.] What sort of fucking parent am |?" 


Dr. : "Would you be willing to draw your 
ideal human form, or at the very least look at 
me and describe every area that you would 
deem faulty?" 


Agent M : "There used to be so much... 


beauty, in the world y'know? She and I, we 
used to just sit on the balcony and watch 
people stroll past..." [Subject murmurs 
incoherently before trailing off into silence.] 


Dr. : [A series of finger snaps can be 
heard.] "Back hereM_ .1|need you here!" 


Agent M : [Slowly and disconnectedly.] "| 
think that | would like to return to my quarters 
now, doc." [Subject lapses into silence and no 
further attempts to generate a response were 
successful.] 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Subject was returned to 
containment without incident. Subject's 
negative reaction to physical contact indicates 
an alteration to additional senses beyond 
sight. Further testing is required. 


Footnotes 

1. Due to the unpredictability of SCP-3580-2, subjects are to be 
treated as Euclid level. 

2. The use of cosmetic surgery has been consistently shown to 
worsen subject's mental stability. 

3. All cases of SCP-3580-2 are known to exhibit this symptom. Many 
may not express it, or express it non-verbally due to personal 
variability in empathy and taught etiquette. 


SCP-3582: The Multiverse is Having a Seizure 


Accessing file SCP-3582... 


Attention: this SCP file contains multiple iterations. Do 
you wish to view the most recent iteration? y/n 


Input: n 
Do you wish to view iterations sequentially? y/n 
Input: y 


Understood. Accessing SCP-3582 iteration 1, file date 
3/15/2023. 


Item #: SCP-3582 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Area-3582 has been 
established around a perimeter encompassing the area currently 
affected by SCP-3582. Civilian presence is prohibited within 3 
kilometres of Area-3582 under the cover story of a military testing 
base. A total of 250 Scranton Reality Anchors are placed at 30 
meter intervals along the perimeter surrounding SCP-3582. Under 
no circumstances are non-D-Class personnel to enter SCP-3582. 
Any Foundation equipment or personnel affected by SCP-3582 are 
to be considered lost. 


Description: SCP-3582 is a spacial phenomenon encompassing a 
roughly circular area of approximately 36 square kilometres in 
Mitchell County, Georgia. The affected area, and all buildings, 
objects, and animals within it, are subject to random and sporadic 
reality alterations. 


Observed alterations include: 


¢ transformation of terrain to erratic, unnatural, and often non- 
Euclidean geometry. 

* spontaneous manifestation of individual non-anomalous 
objects and animals. It is of note that the point of 
manifestation is not affected by pre-existing geometry; this 
can result in the intersection and displacement of solid matter. 

* spontaneous replacement of individual objects and animals 
with non-anomalous analogs of the same variety. 


Hume readings of SCP-3582’s area of effect are wildly inconsistent; 
Hume levels range from the baseline of 1 to 7 13 34 72. At the 
current rate of exponentiation, it is estimated that Scranton Reality 
Anchors will become ineffective in mitigating the effects of 
SCP-3582 by 6/22/2024. Keter reclassification is under 
consideration. 


Addendum 3582.1: Timeline of notable events 


The following is a list of several notable anomalous events within 
SCP-3582 taking place between its discovery and 3/15/2023. 


Event Date Event Description 

1/27/2021 Initial discovery of SCP-3582, 
following reports of unusual 
activity in the area. Initial 
containment procedures enacted. 

2/10/2021 Anomalous shifting of 
approximately 3 square 
kilometres within SCP-3582 to 
erratic and jagged terrain; mild 
damage to equipment within the 
area sustained. First major effects 
of SCP-3582 observed by 
Foundation personnel. 

11/23/2021 Spontaneous manifestation of 12 
large ash trees during routine 
scouting, causing the deaths of 2 
D-class personnel who were 
encased within a tree on its 
manifestation. 

4/10/2022 Manifestation of 3 female cows; 


SCP-465: Party in a Box 


Item #: SCP-465 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in 
containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is 
SCP-465 to be opened by any personnel ranking above class D, 
and then only in a space at least 15 square meters in area. No other 
special attention or care is required. 


Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box 
decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other 
than a large printed label on the top of the lid marked "Party ina 
Box", no indication of contents or manufacturer are found on any 
portion of the object. When any human subject completely removes 
the lid of SCP-465-01, an array of decorations, furniture, and a 
group of at least 20 people (collectively SCP-465-02) appear 
spontaneously in the room or immediate vicinity in which the box 
was opened. These individuals proceed to celebrate raucously, and 
actively attempt to include the subject in their festivities (primarily 
dancing and consumption of alcohol). Though most members of 
SCP-465-02 are persistent in these attempts, and several of them 
extremely persuasive, the subject does not appear to be compelled 
to participate. Should the subject attempt to leave the party, 
additional members of SCP-465-02 will manifest at any location that 
the subject visits for the duration of the "party". 


Approximately 5 hours following the appearance of SCP-465-02, all 
instances of SCP-465-02 will simultaneously vanish, accompanied 
by the subject if he or she has consumed any amount of alcohol in 
the course of the party. At the same time, the lid of SCP-465-01 will 
reappear atop the box in the closed position, and any damage 
sustained by SCP-465-01 in the course of the party is reversed. 
Attempts to close or damage the box prior to the end of the time limit 


10/19/2022 


1/12/2023 


one appeared almost completely 
underground and subsequently 
died of blood loss due to its body 
being displaced by surrounding 
dirt, one died after falling from 
approximately 15 meters above 
ground, and one was unharmed. 
All specimens were tested and 
found to be completely non- 
anomalous. 

One D-class personnel inspecting 
the manifestation of a Ford brand 
pickup truck was spontaneously 
replaced by a man in his mid- 
forties wearing dirty farm clothes. 
The subject panicked and 
became violent upon coming into 
contact with Area-3582 staff and 
was subsequently terminated. 
This is the first observed 
occurrence of SCP-3582 directly 
affecting a human. 

Following a momentary loss of 
power to on-site SRAs', 
approximately 200 tons of clay 
and dirt manifested within a 
section of Area-3582, resulting in 
the deaths of 18 Foundation 
personnel. SCP-3582 exclusion 
zone was expanded and 
containment procedures were 
revised. 


Update 8/16/2023: Based on recent events, the above 
documentation has been rendered outdated. Please proceed to 


SCP-3582 file iteration 2. 


Accessing SCP-3582 Iteration 2, file date 6/4/2024... 


+ Access SCP-3582 Iteration 2 


Item #: SCP-3582 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: All new instances of 
SCP-3582-1 are to be documented and the affected 
areas to be, if possible, evacuated and quarantined. Both 
Foundations and cooperative Groups of Interest are to 
put forth collaborative efforts to stop, and potentially 
reverse, SCP-3582. 


Description:SCP-3582 is a spacial phenomenon 
encompassing an exponentially increasing percentage of 
earth's surface area. The affected area, and all buildings, 
objects, and animals within it, are subject to random and 
sporadic reality alterations.2 


Observed alterations include: 


¢ transformation of terrain to cohesive, smooth, non 
anomalous geometry. 

* spontaneous manifestation of individual non- 
anomalous objects and animals. It is of note that 
the point of manifestation is affected by pre- 
existing geometry; this prevents the intersection of 
manifesting objects and pre-existing terrain. 

* spontaneous replacement of individual objects and 

animals with non-anomalous analogs of the same 

variety. 

transformation of affected humans into SCP-3582- 

2 instances (see below). 


SCP-3582-2 denotes humans affected by SCP-3582. 
Rather than being completely replaced by similar 
analogs, they are mentally and physically altered to what 
is seemingly a fusion of their previous identities and an 
unknown alternate identity. In 40 percent of cases, this 
results in minor brain damage, with 7 percent of cases 
resulting in severe brain damage or death. 


SCP-3582 is currently theorized to be an ongoing 


intersection between this universe and a near identical 
iteration of it, henceforth referred to as “OB-Class Multi- 
Universal Amalgamation Scenario”. The exact nature 
and origin of SCP-3582 are as of yet unknown. 
Measurements taken of interstellar phenomena assumed 
to be caused by SCP-3582 reveal that the initial collision 
occurred roughly 4 billion years ago. 


SCP-3582-1 is the collective designation for all areas 
affected by SCP-3582. See supplementary document 
3582-1.L for an unabridged listing of all known locations. 
As of 6/4/2024, 26 percent of the earth has been covered 
by SCP-3582 and has been converted to SCP-3582-1. 


Researcher Note 6/23/2024: 


The rate of manifestation and expansion of 
SCP-3582-1 zones keeps increasing. We've 
lost contact with the containment staff of most 
of the other 3582-1 containment areas. I'd like 
to keep up clinical tone, but | don't think 
anyone who Cares is ever going to see this. | 
can't even get through to O5 command, and 
Site Director Walters locked himself in his 
office a couple days ago. 

Most populated areas started to collapse a 
couple months ago. Before we all locked up in 
the site, | could see the flames of rioters and 
crumbling buildings in the distance. 

| don't think we have much time left before 
3582 gets here too. Our backup power isn't 
enough to support the SRAs, so | can't be 
certain, but | can feel reality starting to fall 
apart around me. The few SCPs we had here 
have been decommissioned. Most researchers 
still here have resigned themselves to death, 
and I'm close to that as well. | don't see 
anything else there is to do at this point. 


Maybe the next world will have a better run. 


- Dr. Hana Winters, Site 37 


[ERROR: LOSS OF POWER. LOGGING OUT OF 
SCIPNET...] 


Footnotes 

1. The cause of this power loss is unknown. 

2. The rate of alterations has steadily risen since the discovery of 
SCP-3582. 


SCP-3585: Wondertainment's Murder Mystery Mates 


Item #: SCP-3585 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Each instance of SCP-3585 is 
stored in a separate standard item containment locker. Each locker 
is to be equipped with a basic motion tracking camera. If movement 
above two meters is detected within a thirty day period a Ventura 
Event will be initiated by Foundation personnel. 


All suggested testing of SCP-3585 must be approved by two Level 3 
personnel. Any banned materials included in suggested testing 
materials will result in immediate denial. The list of banned materials 
is found in document 3585-291. 


As of 11/29/10, D-Class personnel with backgrounds in law 
enforcement have been added to the list of banned materials. 


Description: SCP-3585 is a set of nine, thirty-four centimeter tall, 
plush toys depicting slightly exaggerated representations of various 
animals. Animals represented by SCP-3585 consist of: 


* SCP-3585-A a fennec fox 

* SCP-3585-B an American bullfrog 

¢ SCP-3585-C a striped skunk 

* SCP-3585-D a white tailed deer 

* SCP-3585-E a tiger 

¢ SCP-3585-F a long eared Hedgehog 
¢ SCP-3585-G a common potoo 

¢ SCP-3585-H a red legged sun squirrel 
¢ SCP-3585-I a red legged sun squirrel 


Each SCP-3585 has an attached tag reading on one side as follows: 


DR.WONDERTAINMENT® MURDER 


MYSTERY MATES® 


On the reverse side the tag reads as follows: 


SURFACE WASHABLE 

ALL NEW MATERIALS 
POLYESTER FIBERS & PLASTIC PELLETS 

MADE IN INDONESIA 


When located in the same room all instances of SCP-3585 become 
both fully sapient and capable of independent motion. Once in this 
state SCP-3585-D will approach human individuals in the room, and 
vocalize an offer to begin a Ventura event. The process through 
which SCP-3585-D makes this vocalization is currently unknown. If 
all human subjects refuse, all instances of SCP-3585 will return to 
an inactive state. If a human subject accepts, SCP-3585-D 
instances will ask that all humans leave the room. 


Upon the room being evacuated by all entities except for SCP-3585 
instances, the SCP-3585 instances will use all materials available in 
the room to construct a representation of a murder crime scene. The 
process by which the SCP-3585 instances manipulate the materials 
is currently unknown. A seemingly random SCP-3585 instance shall 
be used as the murder victim in question. This instance has never 
been documented to be SCP-3585-D. In 5% of all Ventura Events, 
these crime scenes have matched a documented murder case. 
Once the scene has been created! the human individuals who 
agreed to participate in the Ventura Event will be invited back into 
the room. 


Once the room contains all individuals who agreed to participate in 
the Ventura Event SCP-3585-D will explain the rules of the Ventura 
Event.2 The individuals will then be given ten hours to decide which 
SCP-3585 instance is playing the part of the murderer. 


If the proper SCP-3585 instance is guessed by the end of the ten 
hours SCP-3585-D will vocalize congratulations on a job well done, 
and give them a plastic novelty sheriff's badge. If the proper 
SCP-3585 instance was not chosen as the murderer all instances 
will deactivate without vocalization. At the end of the Ventura Event 
all damaged SCP-3585 instances will revert to the state they were in 


before activation. 


Addendum: The following is a sample of past testing on Ventura 
Events. 


Date: 6/29/10 

Room: Standard testing chamber. 
Participants: D-31937 (Male, 27) 
Materials Provided: None 


Brief Overview of Resulting Ventura Event: While 
D-31937 was waiting outside of the testing chamber, 
SCP-3585 instances stood in a circle for five minutes. At 
the end of the five minutes SCP-3585-C fell to the 
ground, and the rest of the SCP-3585 instances 
excluding SCP-3585-D began to move around the fallen 
SCP-3585-C simulating panic. SCP-3585-D moved to 
the door to the testing chamber, and knocked against the 
door three times while vocalizing the words 'We're done. ' 


Upon entering the chamber D-31937 was given an 
explanation of the rules. He was told that he had ten 
hours to find out which SCP-3585 instance had killed 
SCP-3585-C. He was informed that everyone in the 
room would cooperate as long as the information being 
asked for didn't give them away as being a possible 
suspect, but all of them would have clear signs of when 
they were trying to deceive D-31937.