Alpha: Shit, take them down! 


Bravo is seen firing at the bodies, some of 
which appear unfazed. One figure, a young 
woman, stands in front of Alpha. He fires a 
round, which strikes her in the head. Figure 
appears to stagger, and then rights herself, a 
clean hole perforating her head and exiting the 
back side as pinkish-red cerebral fluid runs 
down her face. She adjusts her bandages to 
account for the new wound and lunges at 
Alpha. Delta appears to be attacked from 
behind, the camera being knocked off his 
shoulder and hitting the ground, cutting the 
feed for approximately one minute. Audio 
broadcasting still works fine. 


Delta: (muffled scream) 
Bravo: Get him, get him. 


More gunfire, followed by the sound of falling 
bodies. 


Echo: Please, I- 
Foxtrot: Fuck, fuck, fuck- 
Bravo: You can't- 


Video feed is reestablished, the camera now 
laying on its side. Delta is seen laying on the 
ground, surrounded by bodies. Another 
instance of SCP-3335-1 is seen producing a 
water bottle filled with blood. She unscrews the 
cap and pours it on Delta's face. Aloha and 
Bravo are not seen, although background 
noise suggests they are in another room. 
Foxtrot is still pointing his handgun at the 
instance with Echo. 


SCP-3335-1: Go ahead, shoot me. Don't you 
have a train to catch, though? 


Foxtrot: Excuse me? 


Foxtrot briefly appears confused, swaying 
slightly. SCP-3335-1 laughs. 


Foxtrot: What is this? Who is this? 
SCP-3335-1: Your ride home. Join the family. 


Foxtrot is suddenly aware of something else in 
the room, glancing over and down at the far 
corner, out of the cameras view. 


Foxtrot: Is that- 


SCP-3335-1: Yes. You hear them too, don't 
you? Singing. They are in harmony. They shed 
their flesh, uncoiled like a snake in molt. | 
guide them there. I'll take you there too. You 
just have to walk through the door. 


Shaking, Foxtrot slowly lowers his gun and 
walks to the other side of the room. Reaching 
the far wall, he collapses and does not move. 


SCP-3335-1: And for you- 


SCP-3335-1 instance hits Echo over the head 
with the butt of the pistol, knocking him 
UNCONSCIOUS. 


SCP-3335-1: I'll be back for you. 


SCP-3335-1 is seen heading off camera. A 
shout can be heard followed by silence. Some 
time later, Alpha and Bravo are seen emerging 
into the camera's view, dragging the instance 
of SCP-3335-1 who appears to be 
unconscious. 


Bravo: Shit! Foxtrot, you okay? 


Alpha: He's breathing. Comatose. | think he's 
turning. 


Bravo: Fuck, Delta is out too, covered in 
blood. Echo? Echo! 


Echo is slowly seen coming to. They hoist him 
up and help him to his feet. 


Alpha: Did they bleed on you? 
Echo: N-No. 


Alpha: Alright. Bravo, finish dousing this place 
and light it up. We're taking this guy with us, 


since he seems more willing to talk than the 
others. 


Bravo: Outbound. Let's do this. 


Bravo pours the rest of the accelerant, lighting 
a match. 


Bravo: Burn in hell. 


Tossing the match, Bravo turns and leaves as 
the fire starts to spread. Pi-1's egress is largely 
uneventful and the rest of the team members 
returned without incident. SCP-3335-1 was 
placed in a maximum security chamber while 
interrogation measures were implemented. 


[END LOG] 


Addendum 3335.12: SCP-3335-1 Interrogation Log 
3335-5 


Interrogation Log 3335-5 
Subject: SCP-3335-1 


Notes: Analysis of instance in Foundation 
custody reveals slight deviations from 
SCP-3335's base effects. Individual appears 
lucid and unaffected by the physiological 
changes brought on by use of SCP-3335. 


[BEGIN LOG] 
Dr. Hoffman: SCP-3335-1, can you hear me? 


Silence. 


Dr. Hoffman: SCP-3335-1, answer the 
question. 


SCP-3335-1 glances up at the one-way mirror. 
SCP-3335-1: | hear you. 

Dr. Hoffman: Who are you? 

SCP-3335-1: I'm the herald. 

Dr. Hoffman: The herald of what? 
SCP-3335-1 laughs. 


Dr. Hoffman: SCP-3335-1, if you do not 
respond, we will be forced to use alternative 
methods. 


SCP-3335-1: You can't hurt me. Kill me, sure. 
Won't do you any good though. The mind is 
bigger than you. 


Dr. Hoffman: Tell me about this mind, this 
other consciousness. 


SCP-3335-1: It knows you're hunting it down. 
Dr. Hoffman: Is that so? 
SCP-3335-1: It isn't happy about it. 


Dr. Hoffman: Why hasn't it affected you like it 
has the others? 


SCP-3335-1: It needs me to help with the 
relocation. 


Dr. Hoffman: Relocation? What relocation? 


SCP-3335-1: | think that is enough for now. It 
will find someone else to do it. 


Subject smiles briefly before slamming their 
head down onto the metal table. SCP-3335-1 
instance crumples and is declared dead via 


pack and draws a large arrow on the wall, indicating the direction of 
the exit. AS subject moves into new tunnel, Control notes that video 
quality has begun to degrade, with visible interference appearing on 
the monitors. Control does not inform the subject of this. 


Subject proceeds down new tunnel for 11 meters before tunnel t- 
junctions left and right. Subject takes the left tunnel, again marking 
the direction back to the exit with chalk, and continues onwards. 
Subject walks approximately 5 meters down the tunnel then stops 
and asks Control if they heard anything. Control replies they did not 
and asks what D-64502 heard. Subject is quiet, as if listening, then 
replies in muted tones that he can hear someone banging on the 
wall in the distance and shouting. 

Subject becomes agitated and tells Control the person sounds 
“fucking scared”. 

Control boosts audio gain on the subjects camera and pick up 
sounds similar to the subject's description; repetitive distant banging 
consistent with someone striking a metal surface with their arm or 
hand. A voice can be detected, but audio quality is not sufficient to 
discern words. 


Subject is becoming increasingly agitated by the sounds. Control 
informs the subject to move in the direction of the shouts, the 
subject objects but after a short discussion with Control about the 
nature of his employment he moves forward. After approximately 14 
meters the tunnel turns 90 degrees right and angles downwards in a 
gentle slope. Video interference is now noticeably increased, and 
slight audio interference is now audible. 


Subject has begun breathing heavily and muttering under his breath. 
Subject continues down the tunnel for approximately 27 meters until 
the floor levels out again. The subject abruptly stops, crouches, and 
swears. Control asks why he has stopped. The subject remains 
silent, but breathing has become louder and heavier. Control asks 
again why the subject has stopped and D-64502 replies he heard a 
scream and that the banging and shouting has suddenly stopped. 


Control informs the subject to stand and move forward, but the 
subject becomes agitated and demands to be allowed to leave. After 
several minutes of arguing the subject stands, takes a long drink 
from one of the bottles of water and moves forward again, although 


cerebral hemorrhage shortly thereafter. 
[END LOG] 
Addendum 3335.27: 


Surveillance of the New York City area revealed a large 
abandoned textile factory that was being used by 
SCP-3335-1 instances as a nest. Upon termination of 
SCP-3335-1, autopsies confirm the removal of one side 
of the brain (hemispherectomy). 


In addition, several unidentified hemispheres were 
recovered from the building, having been removed and 
carefully reconnected to one another in chains using an 
unknown but highly sophisticated procedure. Nerve 
endings in the brain stem were found to have been 
"rewired" to those of the others. 


The reason for this is currently unknown. 


Footnotes 

1. The term has been used in a seemingly literal or figurative sense 
in various studies 

2. Slang term for Methoxetamine, a non-anomalous compound of 
similar effect 


SCP-3336: God Bless You 


Item #: SCP-3336 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3336 is not contained and 
is considered to have breached Foundation control the moment it 
manifested. The Ethics Committee has ruled against suppression of 
SCP-3336 from public perception using global application of 
amnestics. Current procedures are focused primarily on research. 


Relevant press is to be monitored internationally. MTF Rho-11 
(“Tissue Box”) is assigned to investigating persons with plausible 
explanations for and/or connections to SCP-3336, with 
responsibilities including detaining, interrogating, and supplying 
amnestics, or in appropriate cases, integrating into Foundation 
efforts. 


SCP-3336-A is to be monitored by at least one Foundation agent at 
all times. Currently, Agent Sean Bat is stationed with the 
Bayarsaikhan family to report any anomalies displayed by 
SCP-3336-A immediately to the Foundation. 


Description: SCP-3336 refers to the event of global simultaneous 
sternutation taking place on 16/04/2014 at 2155 hours UTC, where 
every conscious organism capable of sneezing did so at the same 
time. No proof has been provided of any capable organism being 
unaffected by SCP-3336. 


There have been no anomalies found to be specific to the sneezes 
caused by SCP-3336. Statistical impossibility aside, SCP-3336 
theoretically could have occurred without anomalous interference. 
World press has confirmed 78 civilian deaths worldwide, mostly due 
to traffic accidents. An additional 4 lab accidents causing 12 
fatalities among Foundation personnel happened due to the brief 
break in staff attention invariably caused by sternutation. SCP-3336 


occurred during a containment breach of SCP-__; however, all 
research conducted has found the incident to be coincidental. All 
situations regarding containment in the wake of SCP-3336 have 
since been handled. 


No cause has been found to be responsible for SCP-3336. 
Interviews conducted with sufficiently suspicious persons have 
provided no full closure as to the reason for SCP-3336. Theories on 
SCP-3336 in the public largely attribute the event to religious deities, 
secret society/military superweapons, or extraterrestrial life. No 
groups or persons of interest have confessed to responsibility or 
inside knowledge of SCP-3336. 


SCP-3336-A is a herd of 23 reindeer owned by the Bayarsaikhan 
family in northern Mongolia. 15 days prior to SCP-3336, the entire 
herd sneezed at once. This was caught on camera by filmmaker 
Joshua Hu shooting for a documentary on the Dukha people, who 
posted the footage online shortly after SCP-3336. This attracted 
Foundation attention, and Mr. Hu's claim was promptly verified. 
Agent Sean Bat was then sent to meet with the Bayarsaikhan family. 
The family proved cooperative, allowing Agent Sean Bat to remain 
with the family to monitor SCP-3336-A for any anomalies, acting as 
a possible warning system for SCP-3336 and/or SCP-3336-like 
events. 


Addendum 3336-1: 
+ Interview 280414 
Interviewed: Allison Shein 
Interviewer: Researcher Kendall Loren 
Date: 28 April 2014 


Foreword: Ms. Shein attracted public attention 
in wake of SCP-3336 for writing a short story 
describing a fictional version of the same event 
with the exception of only humans in the story 
being forced to sneeze. She wrote the piece 
for a high school writing class and turned it in 


the day prior to SCP-3336, also sharing it with 
friends and classmates. One of her friends 
posted about the coincidence online, leading 
to the story going viral. The Foundation 
contacted her through an SCP journalist front 
for interview. 


<Begin Log> 


Loren: Thank you for agreeing to an interview 
this evening. 


Shein: Oh, no problem. Never thought I'd be 
important enough to have an interview. 


Loren: What was your inspiration for writing 
the short story? 


Shein: A passing grade, mainly. | haven't 
really written fiction before, the only reason | 
was writing fiction in the first place was 
because my English class wanted us to write 
short stories. | was brainstorming in class for 
something to write about, when a classmate 
and | both sneezed at the same time. This was 
around 2 weeks before the big sneeze, like, 
actually happened. It wasn't all too 
extraordinary, especially since the two of us 
were known for our allergies, and with it being 
spring, and with our teacher deciding to have 
class outside that day. But that was the 
inspiration: | wanted to take that to the next 
level: everybody sneezing, not just two people. 
| thought it would be fun to explore how the 
world would react to such a ridiculous event. | 
guess we're living in that world now. 


Loren: Can you recall where you were and 
what you were doing when everybody 
sneezed? 


Shein: Yeah. | got home from band practice 
and was eating dinner with my sister. | ended 
up spitting out some carrots because of how 
unexpected it was while she was talking about 
her day. The unexpectedness and her not 
having allergies and being healthy at the time 
made it much more weird than the 
synchronized sneeze in class two weeks 
before. Then we noticed social media was 
blowing up and saw a few of those first few 
viral videos, like the one of that Swedish metal 
band sneezing mid-concert, along with the 
audience. That's when | started to think | have 
superpowers. 


Loren: And do you have superpowers? 


Shein: I'm pretty sure. | mean, it must have 
been a pretty big coincidence to have 
happened like that, right? Not to brag or 
anything, but | don't think anybody else has 
written about this idea before | did, and 
basically right after | finished it, it actually 
happened. 


Loren: Have you tried writing any more stories 
since then? 


Shein: Of course | have! | wrote about winning 
the lottery, then the next day | bought a ticket. | 
won a hundred dollars. | wrote about finding 
my true love, and an old friend texted me a few 
days later to catch up. 


Loren: Are those the only stories you've 
attempted writing? 


Shein: Well, no, | wrote a lot more than that. 
You show a girl that what she writes comes 
true and of course she's going to try to get 
everything for herself. Not all of it seemed to 


have an impact though. | tried small things, like 
a story about the radio only playing songs that 
| like, which didn't happen, and also about my 
Amazon order coming early, which also didn't 
happen. Another that didn't work was a story 
about a book falling off of the bookshelf in my 
room, which hasn't happened... so far. | also 
wrote about my dad being nice to me for once, 
which obviously didn't work out. I've tried a 
whole bunch of stuff. Maybe my powers ran 
out by changing the whole world, or 
something, and then trying to find true love 
and money. 


<End Log> 


Closing statement: The contents of the 
interview above were posted to the Foundation 
front website southcarolinapress.com. The 
interview effectively ended after Ms. Shein's 
description of her failed attempts at recreating 
her apparent anomalies, with Loren branching 
off to recruit Shein for experimentation. She 
readily cooperated, and after six months of trial 
no anomalies of Shein's could be reproduced. 
After being shown beyond reasonable doubt to 
be a completely normal young woman, Shein 
was decommissioned from Foundation 
operations. Surveillance of Allison Shein will 
continue for the foreseeable future in case of 
any renewal of confirmed anomalous abilities. 
The text Ms. Shein mentioned in the interview 
did not amount to anything significant. 


+ Interview 050614 
Interviewed: Reverend Florian Pichler 
Interviewer: Agent Monica Storch 


Date: 5 June 2014