SCP-644: See, what I'm thinking is, you need to let them 
know they're loved. | mean, Jason... last semester, he 
got an A- in math! And that just went unrewarded? That's 
cold, doctor. 


Dr. Latimer: You're right. What should | do? 


SCP-644: | think, you give me the word, and I'll put some 
word in higher up. No guarantees, but I'll see what | can 
do. 


Dr. Latimer: What exactly can you do? 


SCP-644: Well, | can talk to my friend upstairs— | call 
him "Mister Distributor", but he's not really. It's just a 
nickname. His name is Steven. But, | talk to him, and, if 
we find your kids are 'up to snuff’, so to speak, | can get 
them some stuff to play with. Could even wrap it up, put 
"from mommy" on there. 


Dr. Latimer: I'd have to know more. Need to know your 
toys are safe, of course. 


SCP-644: Yeah, how about- how about we talk about 
this a bit later? Without these... eavesdroppers around? 


SCP-644 motions to the security personnel. 


Dr. Latimer: That sounds wise. 


Agent Lament — jelly, and then there was the wire... 
thing. It was like a web, but it didn't even need a spider... 
just wrapped them up and used them...| think it was 
getting smarter, a LOT smarter, because it was trying to 
hide and s- 


05-4 — AGENT LAMENT. 
Agent Lament - ...yes sir? 


05-4 — Did you or Dr. Gears attempt to contact site 
security for recovery? Or use secured lines for a SOS 
beacon? 


Agent Lament — We couldn't. We tried to call security, 
and we just saw 106's face grinning on the screen, 
petting someone's scalp. The wire weed thing was 
fogging all the rest of the outside lines, we couldn't reach 
anyone! We tried, | swear! He insisted we had to get 
moving...you know...waiting for that blast door to open... 
that was as scared as I've ever been, even after the 
other stuff. Just waiting, watching the doors roll apart... 


05-4 - ...Agent? 


Agent Lament - ... That's the thing. We didn't have to 
worry so much about the people attacking. No matter 
how stupid they were, | figured they'd NEVER try to 
come down here. Heh. It's funny...it's like escaping a 
flood by jumping in to a burning house. 


*AUDIO/VIDEO TRANSCRIPT - TRACKING INDIVIDUALS 
DESIGNATE "Senior Staff Dr. A. Rights" AND "Research Staff 
Dr. W. Zurn" 

002* 


/Relevant transcript begins at / /20 // as captured 
by Security Camera/Audio system 1179-a; Hallway. 
Status in video: Visibility impacted by smoke. Figures 
may be identified only faintly. Voice recognition reveals 


Dr. Zurn, running./ 


Dr. Zurn: Hello! Hello! Is anybody there!? We need a 
medical team! Help! 


/There is no response, and he moves out of range. 
Security Camera/Audio system 1179-b through -f are 
offline due to damage. Dr. Zurn returns to range of 1179- 
a. Dr. Zurn is coughing loudly, and moves out of range 
again, quickly. Approximately thirty seconds afterwards, 
a larger silhouette moves through the smoke, following 
Dr. Zurn. Study of video logs later indicate this is 
SCP-542, as identified by distinctive movement 
patterns./ 


/Relevant transcript of Security Camera/Audio system 
1179-a ends at //. 


0813 to 0823: Initial Response. 


The placement of the explosive devices was determined 
to have damaged the site public address system and 
major communications leads. In addition to the resulting 
severe communications breakdown, this prevented 
detonation of the on-site nuclear device as a final fail- 
safe. 


The situation was exacerbated by the unusually large 
number of artifacts in temporary containment at Site-17. 
Although normally serving as a minimum to moderate 
security facility for human and humanoid artifacts, an 
infestation of at Site-19 resulted in the temporary 
transfer of numerous non-humanoid artifacts of Safe/ 
Euclid classification to Site 17 while decontamination 
took place. 


The combination of these factors (disruption of command 
structure, loss of communications, physical damage from 
explosive devices, unusually large number of artifacts in 
containment) resulted in multiple containment breaches 


combined with the loss of the final nuclear fail-safe. The 
situation was further exacerbated at 0823 hours, when a 
number of unknown personnel from an unknown agency 
attacked the facility itself. 


Surveillance Log 17-CR9b-- - , 0819 
<A. Adamss>: "... oh fuck. MEDIC! MEDIC!" 
Groaning sounds are heard, as well as cries for help. 
<A. Adamss>: "Shit shit shit shit... sir, are you all right?" 
<A. Clef>: "Do | look all right? How is Dmitri?" 
<A. Adamss>: "Alive, barely." 


<A. Clef>: "God bless that Russian. Saved our lives. 
Situation report?" 


<A. Adams>: "Half the senior staff is dead, the other half 
blown to hell, and | can't fucking get ahold of anyone 
else. Internal comms are down, | don't know why..." 


<A. Clef>: "Shit. Do you have your sidearm?" 
<A. Adamss>: "Right here, sir." 


<A. Clef>: "Good. Reach into my left jacket pocket. 
You'll find an ID card there. L4 Clearance. Read the 
name." 


<A. Adams>:"...A Adams. Emergency Clearance, 
Vice Alto Clef." 


<A. Clef>: "Had Dmitri whip it up for me in case of an 
emergency. It'll give you access to everything | can 
access. You're in charge now. Deal with the situation." 


<A. Adamss>: "... | can't." 


<A. Clef>: "Adams. My legs are blown to fuck. In about 
sixty seconds, I'm going to pass out from the pain. If 
internal comms are down, this isn't a one-time deal. This 
is a coordinated attack. You're going to have to do it. 
Prove to everyone you're more than just an oversized 
pair of tits." 


<A. Adamss>: "...' 


<A. Clef>: "Now git." 


Interview: Dr. Tarn Honey/Dr. 


Portion of interview between O5- and Dr. Tarn Honey, / 
/ 


<Interview Begins> 


Dr. Honey: | entered the hallway and...and there were 
just so many bodies. 


Dr. _: They were security? 


Dr. Honey: | suppose they must have been. | didn't know 
who they were or what had killed them at the time. Of 
course | now know it was SCP-870. They couldn't have 
even heard it. 


Dr. :A tragic waste of life. Please continue. 


Dr. Honey: 737 was there, of course. You know, from 
the reports you'd imagine it just hits a wall and eats its 
way through it, but it's more like a maggot. A big, train- 
shaped, wooden maggot. | should rewrite that report. 


Dr. _: Perhaps not right now, doctor. You managed to 
capture 737? 


Dr. Honey: It was...it was eating the bodies. At this point 
it was about seven carriages long. There was no way | 
could pick that thing up. 


Dr. _: This is when you hit the alarm? 
Dr. Honey: Yes, | - 


(At this point, Dr. Honey entered a coughing fit that 
lasted forty-three seconds, due to the condition at time of 
interview.) 


Dr. Honey: Sorry about (coughs) that. Must be that bug 
going around! 


Dr. _ : That's alright. Did security arrive? 


Dr. Honey: No. | knew at this point something serious 
was going on. | decided to stay back in 737's 
containment area. (Laughs) It's not like anyone was 
using it! 


*AUDIO/VIDEO TRANSCRIPT - TRACKING INDIVIDUALS 
DESIGNATE "Senior Staff Dr. A. Rights" AND "Research Staff 
Dr. W. Zurn" 

003* 


/Relevant transcript begins at / /20 // as captured 
by Security Camera/Audio system 1134-b; interior of 
office belonging to Dr. Rights. Status in video: Two walls 
have been partially removed by nearby explosion. Dr. 
Rights is still unconscious, and SCP-347 has remained 
in the room./ 


/At / Dr. Zurn returns, and after a short coughing fit 
checks on Dr. Rights again, unaware of SCP-347 in the 
room./ 


Dr. Zurn: [Expletives deleted] 
/Dr. Zurn leaves the room again./ 


SCP-347: ...no wonder you pounced on him. He's a 
sweetie. 


/After minutes, SCP-542 enters the room, without 
sound, and approaches Dr. Rights. After a cursory 
observation, he turns from her, and begins to leave the 
room. SCP-542 then pauses in the doorway./ 


SCP-542: They call you Claudia, no? 
SCP-347: Jesus Christ! 


SCP-542: Don't worry. Were it not for your heartbeat, 
even | may have not noticed you. Don't touch my dear 
Doctor, danke. | will return shortly. 


/SCP-542 exits the room, and SCP-347 can be observed 
frantically pacing the room, by tracking of anklet/ 


/Relevant transcript of Security Camera/Audio system 
1134-b ends at / / ./ 


Audio Log From Maintenance Tunnel 3A 


Agent Lombardi: "Okay, see, that wasn't so bad, was 
it? We got through, and we're both still alive. Yeah, | 
know. The cannibal's a scary fucker, but the fuckers 
shooting at us were a bit scarier. Besides, Fernand ain't 
stupid. Someone shootin’ at him is a much bigger deal 
than a couple of guys what are just running through." 


Agent Vance: "He just... broke them." 


Agent Lombardi: "That was the idea, kid. Now, we're 
gettin’ close to the armory. We're gonna get in there, 
grab some hardware, and then try and meet up with 
other agents. Hopefully someone out there's still alive an’ 
giving orders. Failing that, we keep the intruders busy." 


Agent Vance: "How do we do that?" 


Agent Lombardi: "We kill them. We steer them into 
dangerous skips. We improvise. You ever see Home 
Alone?" 


Agent Vance: "Yeah." 


Agent Lombardi: "Well, it's gonna be like that, but more 
people are gonna die. Hopefully not us." 


*AUDIO/VIDEO TRANSCRIPT - TRACKING INDIVIDUALS 
DESIGNATE "Senior Staff Dr. A. Rights" AND "Research Staff 
Dr. W. Zurn" 

004* 


/Additional transcript portions from Security Camera/ 
Audio systems 1122-c through -f, 1141-b, and 1136-a 
through -m indicate the movements of both SCP-542 and 
Dr. Zurn. SCP-542 is observed in the process of 
attacking Research Security Agent J. Willhein. Agent 
Willhein ts disabled in the process, and paralyzed. 
SCP-542 carries him out of camera range./ 


Audio/Visual transcript of SCP-138 containment chamber 


0700 Subject remains in induced coma. Life signs 
steady. 


0800 Subject remains in induced coma. Life signs 
steady. 


0811 Static corresponding with loss of containment 
systems throughout Site 17 


942 Camera feed restored. Subject remains in induced 
coma. Life signs steady. 


955 Gunfire heard outside containment chamber 


959 Containment chamber opened from outside. Two 
figures enter the room, one of which is sloppily dressed 
in security helmet and flak jacket. Other figure wears no 
clothing. Figures identified as instances of SCP-945. 


1000 to 1031 Figures stand perfectly still and observe 


subject. Subject remains in coma. Life signs steady. 


1032 to 1033 Unknown personnel affiliated with 
attackers enters chamber, opens fire on figures with side 
arm. Bullets strike upper arms of figure dressed in 
security armor. Figure returns fire with standard security 
firearm. Unknown personnel slain. Figures return to 
observation of subject. Subject remains in induced coma. 
Life signs steady. 


1045 to 1052 Third figure enters room, removes uniform 
and weapons worn by unknown personnel and dons 
them. Joins other figures in observation of subject. 
Subject remains in induced coma. Life signs steady. 


1100 to 1114 Figures cease observation and begin 
disconnecting subject from coma support equipment. 
Fourth figure enters room wearing white lab coat and 
administers unknown substances to subject. Subject 
begins to recover from induced coma. Life signs steady. 


1124 Subject fully recovered from induced coma. Four 
figures remain motionless in observation. Subject begins 
screaming in pain. Life signs steady. 


1200 Figures continue to observe subject. Subject 
continues screaming in pain. Life signs steady. 


1300 Figures continue to observe subject. Subject 
continues screaming in pain. Life signs steady. 


1400 Figures continue to observe subject. Subject 
continues screaming in pain. Life signs steady. 
Excerpt from Video Log, Observation Camera 6649881: 


0804: Subject 027-02 is served breakfast as scheduled. 
Life signs of the subject are within normal parameters. 


0811: A series of explosions is heard elsewhere in the 
facility. Seconds later, Security Breach Alarms are heard. 


Containment for SCP-027 appears unaffected. Subject 
appears concerned; life signs show increased anxiety. 


0814: Alarms continue. Sounds of large numbers of 
personnel moving quickly can be heard intermittently. 
Subject starts looking around in agitation. 


0819: Under-floor vacuum system stops operation. 
Subject appears distressed. 


0822: Flying insect population noticeably visible. Subject 
starts pounding on the door leading outside containment, 
screaming "Let me out of here!" 


0827: Camera shakes briefly due to another explosion, 
louder than previously. Subject is shaken slightly, 
retreats underneath the cot in the cell. 


0829: A third explosion is heard, much louder than 
previously. Entire containment cell is shaken for a full 
second. Subject remains underneath the cot. Life signs 
continue to appear normal for high-stress circumstances. 


0833: Dust has settled. Horseflies seen flying in 
containment. Subject remains underneath the cot. 


0841: Subject slowly emerges from underneath the cot, 
approaches door to containment cell. Subject attempts to 
force the door open, fails. 


0842: Subject appears to appraise containment cell. 
Black ants seen swarming around feet of subject. 


0846: Subject approaches floor grating at northwest wall, 
appears to inspect junction. 


0847: Subject attempts to force up floor grating at 
northwest wall. Floor grating loosens. 


0851: Subject opens gap in the floor grating large 
enough to squeeze through, disappears down vacuum 
outlet. 


Recovered footage from cell-phone discovered on the body of 
unknown assailant 


Figure identified as Prof. A. Bjornsen enters corridor from 
transportation depot, wearing SCP-262. The bodies of 
several guards lay on the ground approximately 10 feet 
away from the door. Unidentified assailant runs from 
behind the holder of the cell phone towards Prof. 
Bjornsen, screaming and brandishing a large knife in 
each hand. Two (2) cellulose tentacles emerge from 
SCP-262 and grab weaponry from the bodies of the 
guards. The tentacles rapidly retreat towards Prof. 
Bjornsen and two human arms emerge to take the 
firearms. These arms immediately proceed to fire the 
weapons indiscrimately. Analysis of the recovered 
footage reveals that shots fired struck the ceiling, floor, 
both walls, the oncoming assailant and at least one 
round grazed Prof. Bjornsen's left cheek. The holder of 
the cell-phone is apparently wounded by the weaponsfire 
and drops the cell-phone. Remaining footage is taken 
approximately twelve (12) centimeters from the base of a 
wall before ending. 


*AUDIO/VIDEO TRANSCRIPT - TRACKING INDIVIDUALS 
DESIGNATE "Senior Staff Dr. A. Rights" AND "Research Staff 
Dr. W. Zurn" 

005* 


/At / / Camera System feed 1134-b Dr. Rights' office 
show SCP-542 entering, moving to beneath camera 
range, and ends abruptly. Believed to be the work of 
SCP-542 disabling the camera. Audio systems remain 
intact./ 


Agent Willhein: Oh God oh god oh god help please god 
help don't do this please 


/Several minutes of frantic speech occur. SCP-347 can 
be heard in the background, voice indistinct. Agent 


SCP-644: Alright! You know where to find me, ha. Here's 
my card. 


SCP-644 produces a business card. Security personnel 
confiscate it and place it within a reinforced fireproof 
container. 


<End Log> 
Interview 2: 


Foreword: Interview was conducted one day after initial 
recovery. 


<Begin Log Excerpt> 


SCP-644 is brought into the interview room. A 10- 
centimeter thick barrier composed of heat-resistant, 
blast-proof glass is erected between Dr. Latimer and the 
subject chair. 


SCP-644: Oh, come on. 
Dr. Latimer: Hello, Mister Hot. 


SCP-644: Hi, doctor. Is this about the name? I'll be 
honest: I'm not that hot. 


Dr. Latimer: It's just a precaution. Could you tell me 
more about what you mentioned yesterday? Your toys?