SUBJECT: Right, whatever. 3117 — it isn't — 
it isn't whatever you think it is. There's a 
reason the GOC stopped looking into it and 
threw everything | didn't destroy over to you 


guys. 
JENNER: And why is that? 


SUBJECT: We've been investigating this thing 
for maybe ten, twenty years? And it's eaten its 
way through — 


JENNER: 'Eaten'? 


SUBJECT: — way through a lot of people. 
Some of our best. Some of our brightest, yeah. 
We originally thought it was some sort of 
entity, maybe a Type-Green or Type-Blue, but 
— no, it's nothing like that. It’s... not even a 
monster, | don't think. It's just — it's just a trap. 
A monster-shaped hole. 


JENNER: I'm not sure | — 


SUBJECT: You try to work it out, because 
that's what you do when you're clever — you 
work things out. But with every piece you ‘find’, 
you're filling that hole up. You're reassembling 
a puzzle of your own creation, one you didn't 
even know you were solving. Until — 


[SILENCE] 
JENNER: Until what? 


SUBJECT: Until the hole isn't a hole anymore. 
Until it's staring back up at you. 


JENNER: Are you saying SCP-3117 creates 
some sort of monster? 


SUBJECT: We think we tell each other scary 
stories for fun, but maybe there's another 
reason. | think — | think some of these stories, 
when we tell them — they're not meant to be 
thrilling. They're meant to be warnings. A 
warning to stop. To not open that door — to 
not go down the stairs. To stop watching the 
movie, or listening to that story, or reading that 
article. But you don't realize it. Not until it's too 
late. Not until... 


[SILENCE] 

JENNER: Jennifer? 
[SILENCE] 

JENNER: What's wrong? 
SUBJECT: It's too late. 
JENNER: What's too late? 


SUBJECT: She's found you. I'm sorry. She's 
found you. 


JENNER: | don't — what? 


SUBJECT: Don't think about it. Don't talk 
about it. Don't try to figure it out. When the 
dreams start to come, ignore them. Don't tell 
anyone. And whatever you do, don't look 


down. Don't look into the pit. She's found you, 
and if you keep trying to look, if you keep 
trying to solve this, she's going to — 


JENNER: Stop. Please, | don't understand 
what you're — 


SUBJECT: I'm not talking to you. 
[END LOG] 


SCP-3118: Lunch Gun 


Item #: SCP-3118 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3118 is to be kept in a 
standard small Safe-class secure storage locker at Site-22. 
SCP-3118 is to be kept unloaded and with a standard trigger lock 
when not being tested. After testing, SCP-3118 should be examined 
for wear, with maintenance performed as necessary. 


All testing with SCP-3118 is currently suspended. 


Description: SCP-3118 is a Beretta M9 pistol. Its anomalous effects 
activate only when it is used to fire a bullet at the cranium of a 
human being. Using the object to fire a bullet into other parts of the 
body will result in standard gun-inflicted trauma and not activate its 
effects unless the bullet also passes through any portion of the 
cranium. 


A bullet fired in this way will dematerialize upon contact with the 
cranium, and instead of an exit wound and ejecta, SCP-3118-1 will 
emerge from the far side of the cranium along the bullet's path. 
SCP-3118-1 is an exact recreation of something the subject has 
eaten for lunch at some point in their life, including containers and 
utensils used to consume the meal. Food items consumed in part 
will manifest as they would have been served to the subject. Only 
meals eaten between 11 AM and 3 PM local time will be recreated 
this way. 


The more SCP-3118 is used on a subject, the further back in their 
life an SCP-3118-1 instance can potentially be drawn from. Items 
comprising SCP-3118-1 are not themselves anomalous; comparison 
of cookware to identifiable items has shown that SCP-3118-1 is a 
perfect replica of the original meal. 


SCP-3118-1 will manifest at velocity from the cranium, then alight on 
the nearest horizontal surface along the trajectory of the exit wound 
that has surface area available to hold all food items and containers. 
This sometimes results in the displacement of other objects 
previously located on the surface, but never in spills or upset of 
items created. Flooring will be used if there are no other surfaces in 
the room with the subject. 


Subjects undergoing the creation of SCP-3118-1 typically have a 
66% survival rate, with survivors complaining of tinnitus or headache 
— occasionally migraine headache — as the only effects of the 
object. The way SCP-3118 kills individuals shot only through the 
cranium is currently not understood, as no bone or brain matter is 
disrupted in the process. 


Addendum: Testing Logs 
Test Number: Initial Discovery 
Date: 09/10/2015 
Subject: Research Assistant Cody Kreighbaum 


SCP-3118-1 Description: Plastic container with 
reheated slice of sausage and pepperoni pizza. 1.18 L 
bottle B brand lager beer. Four F R hazelnut 
chocolates in wrapper. 


Notes: After surviving the incident, RA Kreighbaum 
remanded himself to the Site-22 psychologist and gave 
up SCP-3118 for classification. Psychological profile 
suggests work-related stress and home trouble with his 
fiancé culminated in suicidal ideation. Current prognosis 
is positive after reassignment to Site- and Foundation- 
sponsored relationship counseling. 


Test Number: 1 
Date: 16/10/2015 
Subject: D-10331 


SCP-3118-1 Description: Bow! of Foundation standard 
nutrition supplement with spoon. Cup of water. 


Notes: Standard D-Class rations. Subject survived. 
Test Number: 3 

Date: 18/10/2015 

Subject: D-10331 


SCP-3118-1 Description: Bowl of chicken noodle soup 
with spoon. Napkin with pile of 35 cheddar cheese- 
flavored goldfish-shaped crackers. Glass of milk. 


Notes: Subject expressed delight at 'nostalgia’ of meal, 
and posited that it was originally served when he was 
sick as a child. 


Test Number: 6 
Date: 19/10/2015 
Subject: D-10331 


SCP-3118-1 Description: Puddle of white fluid 
determined to be human breast milk. 


Notes: Subject expired. 
Test Number: 12 
Date: 12/01/2016 
Subject: D-10187 


SCP-3118-1: 233 live Monomorium ants. 145 mL of 
earth. 


Notes: Subject explained she was forced by a 
neighborhood bully to eat "a few handfuls of ants” at the 
age of 7, after which subject was discovered to have 
pica. Subject further elaborated that said bully was 


"really impressed" by her feat, and they became friends 
afterward. 


Test Number: 29 
Date: 27/12/2016 
Subject: D-104221 


SCP-3118-1 Description: [REDACTED], 6 years old, 
reported missing from Klamath Falls, Oregon on 
14/05/2010. Steel butcher's knife. Fork. 


Notes: Subject was incarcerated after conviction for 
kidnapping and murder in three missing children cases 
from 2008 to 2010. Further attempts to link subject to 
other missing children cases, including that of 
[REDACTED], had been unsuccessful. SCP-3118-1 
terminated after DNA test proved replication of original 
subject. Request to commission D-10422 for further 
testing denied by Site Director. 


Footnotes 
1. Third test with this subject. 


SCP-3119: Lord of the Dance 


Item #: SCP-3119 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3119-C's toilets must be 
cleaned daily; its inner and exterior walls repainted once a year; and 
its floor kept in a good state of repair. Ongoing containment 
suggests that SCP-3119-C must attract in excess of 80 people each 
night to avoid an Event-3119-New- Yorker. Drink prices must be 
competitive. 


Speakers, sound decks and lighting rigs should be modular in 
design to allow for changing fashions. Any non-modular renovations 
will require enacting Procedure SCP-3119-Conga, and the 
containment team should consider designating a new property as 
SCP-3119-C rather than maintain the current property. SCP-3119-C 
should be open for a minimum of 6 hours per night, and must be 
open for a minimum of 35 hours per week. Destruction of an 
instance of SCP-3119-C is expected to cause an immediate 
Event-3119-New- Yorker and is forbidden. 


The Foundation supplies a mild psychoactive substance (currently 
MDMA) cut with Class B amnestics to the local hidden economy with 
the requirement they be sold only after 1AM, and only in the locality 
of SCP-3119-C, and at an attractively low price. 


EC-3119-A Containment Addendum: The Foundation must 
materially encourage local law enforcement to patrol in the area 
around SCP-3119-C during the sale hours of these amnestics. The 
Ethics Committee would remind researchers that the Foundation 
does not sell roofies. 


Description: Instances of SCP-3119 are sentient, non-corporeal, 
non-visible entities that subsist on the communal expression of 
music and dance. There are currently two known instances of 


SCP-3119, designated -1 and -2, both currently contained in the 
Pearl District of Portland. No difference in their personality or tastes 
have been measured to date. SCP-3119 instances are telepathic 
and friendly and do not leave SCP-3119-C unless encouraged. Any 
researchers that have completed Telepathic Containment 102 or 
higher are permitted to interact with SCP-3119 directly for the 
purposes of containment and gathering data. 


Instances of SCP-3119 inhabit non-anomalous dance halls or 
nightclubs. We denote these here by the suffix "-C" for "Club" e.g. 
SCP-3119-C. These instances of SCP-3119-C should be outfitted to 
compete with local dance halls or nightclubs, either by the 
Foundation or by the 'host' of Event-3119-New-Yorker (see below). 
SCP-3119 will leave SCP-3119-C only during occurrences of 
Event-3119-New-Yorker and Procedure-31 19-Conga. 


The primary effect of SCP-3119 is to heighten the sensations and 
imagination of dancers, musicians and DJs during an evening of 
dancing. In a nightclub environment SCP-3119 will temporarily infest 
a single dancer who will temporarily gain a euphoric sense of 
heightened reality: music will appear purer; dance will feel more 
vital; people will usually appear to radiate storge, empathetic love. 
SCP-3119 will infest this dancer for around one song and then move 
on to another dancer. Tests with both D-Class and Research 
personnel have shown that SCP-3119 chooses its hosts based on 
only their desire and ability to dance. 


No verbal communication has been established with SCP-3119. If 
the DJ of SCP-3119-C plays a slow-paced track the infested dancer 
will show mild disgust; they will dance in a way consistent with a fast 
non-audible polyrhythm mixed into the audible music. If an area of 
SCP-3119-C has poor acoustics SCP-3119 will leave the infested 
dancer should they dance into it. The recently-infested dancer will 
usually express disappointment, and inform the bar staff about the 
poor acoustics in that area. All attempts to communicate with 
SCP-3119 by e.g. dancing using Morse code or semaphore flags 
have failed. The emotional state of SCP-3119 is available to any 
infested dancer. 


Infested dancers can remember that they were not alone in their 
heads. Dancers that are regular attendees of SCP-3119-C, or who 


have been repeatedly infested during a single night, are to be 
encouraged to partake of the provided psychoactive-laced Class-B 
amnestics in order to discredit these memories. A list of regular 
attendees is to be maintained by the Lead Researcher, currently Dr. 
Gillard. 


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Depriving an instance of SCP-3119 of the minimum 35 
hours dance and music during a 7 day period will trigger 
a "New Yorker" Event. The instance will split in two; each 
new instance will then accelerate away from SCP-3119- 
C. When this new instance's path intersects with a 
creative person it will infest them and encourage them to 
found a new business that becomes an instance of 
SCP-3119-C. This infested person is the 'host' of the 
New Yorker event. These new instances of SCP-3119-C 
are non-anomalous, and in both observed cases were 
not initially commercially successful. We conclude that 
SCP-3119 has no particular insight into the 
establishment of successful dance halls. 


We have so far recorded one Event-31 19-New- Yorker. 
Research notes from the preceding week note that 
SCP-3119's emotional state was "bitter" and "impatient". 
Our hidden economy contacts noted an increase in the 
sales of Speed and Cocaine during that week. The 
original SCP-3119-C had seen low attendance, with 
most locals citing the unclean toilets as their main reason 
for staying away. Researchers assigned to SCP-3119 
are encouraged to combine their work to improve the 
containment procedures with their work towards 
certification in Administration 101 (Self-Study) and 
Hospitality 101 (Self Study). 


We hypothesise that these 'New Yorker’ events would 
previously have served as a last-ditch attempt to survive 
in uninhabited areas, or areas hostile to dancing. We 
hypothesise further that one or both instance might not 
survive this split, finding no suitable host. In modern 
densely populated areas potential creative hosts are 


SCP-394: Ear Candles 


Item #: SCP-394 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-394 should be kept in a 
standard containment locker at Site- with a combination lock. Lock 
is to be reset as per standard operating procedures after use. 
Standard positive-action defenses are to remain in place at all times. 
Use is restricted to experimentation only by authorized Level Three 
personnel. Under no circumstances should SCP-394 be tested ina 
sealed area. 


Description: SCP-394 is a container of ear candles, each 24 cm 
long and 1.2 cm in diameter, one end tapered. The container 
originally held twenty-four packs with two candles per pack with 
seventeen packs remaining. The ear candles are hollow tubes of 
amatl coated with beeswax and various herbs. Most of the herbs 
used are common aromatics, but some remain unidentified. 


Each package has instructions on how to use the candle, warning to 
always have a spotter handy as well as taking precautions to keep in 
an open area with good ventilation. Instructions show that the user is 
to lie on their left side, place the ear candle's tapered end into the 
ear canal, and then have their spotter light the candle. The 
instructions caution to burn the candle no longer than four hours at a 
time, and “to meditate before and after to aid in the realignment of 
the body's energies”. 


When used, the candle burns with a bright orange flame and a 
strong fragrance, smelling reminiscent of incense with an undertone 
of wax and tallow. The scent has a soporific effect on the user, who 
eventually falls into a deep slumber. The candle, under 
recommended conditions, will burn with the brightness and heat of a 
typical ear candle. When interviewed, users tell of semi-lucid dreams 
with a variety of fantastic elements, as well as the sense of being 


pervasive, and there exists the potential for exponential 
growth in an uncontained population of SCP-3119. 


When we found the two new SCP-3119s we 
retraced the path they took. There were minor 
scorch marks on the stonework on each of the 
walls between the original club and the 
apartments of the new hosts. The scorch 
marks halved in size about once every two 
miles. If someday we start losing containment, 
we could dance instances of SCP-3119 into 
the middle of the desert. | don't think they're 
strong enough to make it back. — H. Gillard, 
Lead Researcher 


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