Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1876 is stored ina 
standard secure locker in the Safe-class containment wing of Site 
Experimentation with SCP-1876 may only be performed with prior 
permission from at least one (1) Level 3 Senior Researcher and 
must be moved to approved testing areas by fully automated robotic 
rovers or other automated transport systems. Until further notice, 
only Class D personnel may handle SCP-1876 directly. 


Description: SCP-1876 is a used plastic toothbrush manufactured 
by [REDACTED], completely unremarkable except for the words 
"stop taken [sic] my shit", which are written on the handle with a 
black fine-point permanent marker. 


Approximately twenty (20) seconds after a living human subject 
picks up SCP-1876 or otherwise moves it from its current position, 
the subject is temporally displaced to a point in time directly prior to 
that act. The subject is aware of anything that occurs in this time 
period, regardless of the temporal paradox that should result from 
taking an alternate action after the "rewind". 


SCP-1876 was discovered in a dormitory trash bin at [REDACTED] 
University in [REDACTED] on / / and came to the Foundation 
following reports of its anomalous effect from the janitor on staff who 
claimed to be unable to move the bin. A Foundation containment 
team managed to isolate the effect to SCP-1876 and determined 
through field testing that moving it via completely automated means 
did not trigger its anomalous effects. Attempts to determine its 
original owner have not been successful thus far, and DNA and 
fingerprint analysis of the object have yielded inconclusive data. 


Addendum 1876-01: Test Log 


Date: / / 

Subject: D-33281 

Description: SCP-1876 placed on table in testing room by 
automated rover. D-33281 was then instructed to pick up SCP-1876 
and move it to a table on the opposite side of the chamber. 

Result: Subject began to reach for SCP-1876, then stopped in 
surprise and muttered an expletive. When questioned, Subject 
stated that he had "just put it on the other table, and now it's back 
again". Subject instructed to do so again, with the same result, 
before refusing any further testing. 


Date: / / 

Subject: D-33319 

Description: SCP-1876 placed on table in testing room by 
automated rover. Subject is instructed to move SCP-1876 to a table 
on the other side of the chamber and informed that if they failed to 
do so, they would be shot by an armed guard. 

Result: Subject begins reaching for SCP-1876, then pauses for 
several seconds while exhibiting surprise that rapidly changes to 
shock and then fear. Subject then breaks down, sobbing, while 
pleading not to be shot. When questioned, Subject claims to have 
attempted to follow the instructions several dozen times, only to 
have the actions undone each time. 


Date: // 

Subject: D-33347, Agent 

Description: SCP-1876 placed on table in testing room by 
automated rover. Subject is instructed to pick up and hold 
SCP-1876; Agent is given prior instructions to shoot the Subject 
with a tranquilizer dart after SCP-1876 is picked up. 

Result: Subject reaches for SCP-1876 before suddenly slumping to 
the ground, unconscious. Medical tests confirmed the presence of 
sedatives in Subject's bloodstream; Agent _ 's dart gun is 
confirmed to still be loaded and unfired. Subject recovers without 
incident. 


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SCP-1877: The Guts of the Earth 


Item #: SCP-1877 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the impossibility of 
transport, each instance of SCP-1877 is contained in situ at the 
subject's origin point. When practicable, the Foundation shall secure 
ownership of the origin point, soundproof the subject's living 
quarters, and install inward-facing locks on any interior doorways 
adjacent to the subject. Foundation medical staff are to review 
subjects’ condition on a 48-hour cycle, measuring any visible 
extracorporeal intestine. Any intestinal retraction of over 10mm ina 
single 48-hour period is to be immediately reported to Research 
Director 


Any publicly-accessible infrastructure containing any length of 
extracorporeal intestine is to be rotated out of service if practicable, 
or serviced only by Foundation-approved personnel if impractical. 
Endoscopic discovery of any additional extracorporeal intestine is to 
be reported immediately to the Research Director. 


Description: SCP-1877 is an anomalous gastrointestinal disorder 
affecting a number of geographically disparate individuals, 
designated SCP-1877-01 through SCP-1877-03. In addition to their 
abnormally long and continuous gastrointestinal tract, subjects 
exhibit severe neuropsychiatric symptoms including left hemispatial 
neglect and mild aphasia. While subjects’ immobility renders most 
medical imaging impracticable, preliminary EEG results demonstrate 
unusually high levels of electrical activity in patients’ right parietal 
lobes. 


To date, over 30 km of continuous intestine has been endoscopically 
mapped. Subjects’ intestinal tracts have been observed to intersect 
with numerous manmade artifacts, including pilot lights, electrical 
conduits, lightbulb sockets, telephone receivers, water mains, 


sewage pipes, and subway tunnels. 31 hours after entering 
SCP-1877-01's digestive tract, objects which have entered that tract 
can be observed passing through SCP-1877-02's entry stoma and 
exiting 30 minutes thereafter. Presumably, they then travel to 
SCP-1877-03, and are passed to additional individuals or excreted. 


Mapped portions of the SCP-1877 gastrointestinal network consist 
of the following: 


4cm beyond the pyloric valve, SCP-1877-01's duodenum turns 
outward through a painless stoma in his abdominal wall, extends 
across subject's living room, and enters a light fixture located in the 
ceiling of his apartment. Architectural and endoscopic investigation 
of his gastrointestinal tract seems to indicate that it then descends 
through the wall of his apartment, enters a water line, diverts into the 
Washington DC metro system, and then takes a sharp southward 
turn which renders endoscopy impracticable without severe injury to 
the patient. 


The subject's gastrointestinal tract then resumes in Busan, Korea, 
exiting through a pilot light in SCP-1877-02's oven, traversing the 
kitchen and bathroom, and entering through a painless stoma in the 
second subject's abdominal wall. After 1.4m of superficially normal 
small intestine, a second length of jejunum exits through a second 
stoma in the anterior abdominal wall, descends into the subject's 
bathroom sink, and passes 3.7km through the Busan sewer system. 
Endoscopic investigation has demonstrated that SCP-1877-02's 
upper digestive tract is no longer continuous with the lower digestive 
tract now occupying his body. A third individual, designated 
SCP-1877-03, is presumed to exist but has not been found. 
Presuming that the southward bearing of SCP-1877-02's small 
intestine is continuous, the uncontained third subject is hypothesized 
to live somewhere within 30km of Adelaide, Australia. 


At present, subjects' condition is unstable. Beginning in 2007, both 
known subjects’ extracorporeal intestines began to retract into 
architectural features of their apartments. At recovery, SCP-1877-01 
presented with 24m of slack extracorporeal intestine, permitting him 
limited mobility within his quarters. At present, SCP-1877-01 only 
possesses 8m of taut extracorporeal intestine, confining him to a 
single room of his apartment. SCP-1877-02's retraction has been 


less severe; at recovery, subject presented with 41m of slack 
intestine. Postrecovery retraction has reduced his intestinal slack to 
34m. 


Addendum: On December 5th, 2012, a Foundation recovery team 
entered an apartment in Adelaide hypothesized to be the origin point 
of SCP-1877-03. No anomalous features were detected; however, a 
handwritten letter was found in the apartment's dishwasher. That 
letter is transcribed below: 


Dear General Electric, 


| have long appreciated your products. But now | draw 
close to the socket and there are questions. 


For instance what is the problem? | think the problem is 
that there is a bad disease. My stomach hurts. And | own 
a General Electric dishwasher, model PD968DPBB, and 
it does not even help me. Everything growls and boils 
and whips. There is a stink. | have called my cousin in 
America and told him that there were difficulties with 
sickness. He told me to call you, because you are where 
the problems come from, that there is an electrical wave 
which comes from my dishwasher and goes to my guts. 


Also what will happen? The problem is now very bad. | 
have to stand so close to your socket that | can hear the 
electrical wave. Like whalesong. | will have to go in soon. 
My guts will make me. | know that General Electric 
cannot make it stop. But there needs to be an answer to 
the mystery of the appliances. The answer should come 
in the manual which goes with the socket. So that there 
is less anxiety when we all have to go into our 
appliances and live in the guts of the earth, as all of us 
someday shall do. 


Tomorrow | think | will have to go in. When it ends, will | 
live alone in the names of appliances? How does one 
traverse the guts of the earth so that there is no 
problem? Is this a sickness that shoots in an electrical 
wave from all dishwashers, or just mine? 


Please call me tomorrow, General Electric. There will not 
be much time. | have so much anxiety. 


Thank you so much for all your products, 


Though the letter appears never to have been sent, a review of 
telephone logs indicates that a call was placed to the apartment's 
telephone from General Electric's headquarters in Fairfield, CT. The 
precise origin point of that call, the subject matter of the 
conversation which followed, and the individual responsible are still 
undetermined as of / / 


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SCP-1878: Milkman Mimic 


Item #: SCP-1878 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Each manifestation of 
SCP-1878 should be neutralised by the timely execution of 
procedure B-04 "Milkround" by assigned operatives. In general an 
instance of SCP-1878 will appear daily. Procedure B-04 is 
performed as follows. 


« At 0445 hrs, assigned operatives must ensure that a 
Foundation-operated truck (LGV) is in place at the intersection 
between Alberts Rd. and Downsfield Rd. The truck must block 
the road entirely. 


¢ At 0500 hrs, SCP-1878 should attempt to turn onto Alberts 
Rd. from Downsfield Rd. If the truck is positioned correctly 
SCP-1878 will be unable to continue and will halt. After 
SCP-1878 has stopped, it should be disabled by 
disconnection of its battery located underneath the payload 
platform of the vehicle. 


¢ At approximately 0505 hrs, SCP-1878 and its contents should 
be loaded into the truck and taken immediately to Site-52 for 
incineration unless otherwise instructed. 


Any deviation from the expected behaviour or contents of SCP-1878 
should be reported to Dr. Clarke (see addendum). 


Description: Instances of SCP-1878 outwardly appear to be 
standard unmarked milk floats (a battery-operated platform truck). 
Associated with each instance of SCP-1878 is its humanoid driver 
(designated SCP-1878-1) and its payload of a milk-like substance 
(designated SCP-1878-2). Despite extensive surveys of the area 
around Alberts Rd. (located in —_, England), the point of origin of 


SCP-1878 has yet to be determined. 


SCP-1878's steering wheel is non-functional, and it does not 
possess pedals or an instrument panel. However, it has only been 
observed to move when SCP-1878-1 is in the driver's seat. It is 
unclear whether the vehicle is capable of autonomous movement. 
SCP-1878's wheels are powered by a single battery connected to 
electric motors. 


SCP-1878-1 is an entity which appears to be a human male 
approximately 40 to 50 years in age. While SCP-1878-1 is externally 
indistinguishable from a normal human, its internal anatomy and 
genetics seem to be significantly simpler (further details available in 
medical report 1878-A). In general, instances of SCP-1878-1 do not 
display signs of intelligence and do not respond to external stimuli - 
with some exceptions. When seated in SCP-1878, SCP-1878-1 
remains mostly static and faces directly ahead. 


SCP-1878-2 is a substance similar to milk in appearance and 
viscosity. When being transported by SCP-1878 it is always stored 
in unmarked glass bottles with aluminium foil lids. While 
SCP-1878-2 usually contains lipids and polypeptides (these often 
include non-standard amino acids), they are unlike those found in 
milk from any known animal. Consumption of the liquid is described 
as unpleasant but is generally not known to be dangerous; 
experiments into the effects of long-term consumption have found 
that while SCP-1878-2 is generally safe to consume, doing so often 
leads to digestive issues. The exact composition of SCP-1878-2 
changes on a regular basis. 


If an instance of SCP-1878 is not neutralised it will proceed to 
deliver SCP-1878-2 to all houses along Alberts Rd. (locatedin __, 
England) occupied by a family with at least one child under the age 
of twelve (17 households as of - -_ ). One bottle of SCP-1878-2 
will be placed outside the door for each current occupant of each 
house. SCP-1878 drives between houses, and SCP-1878-1 
physically delivers SCP-1878-2 to the doorstep of a given household 
(this is generally the only time SCP-1878-1 is observed to move). 
SCP-1878-1 will also collect and return to the vehicle all emptied 
milk bottles left outside the door of any households it visits. 


Addendum 1878-A: 


The following is an abridged list of significant deviations 
from normal behaviour and contents of SCP-1878 with 
associated date. 


- -1991: Failure of procedure B-04. SCP-1878-2 was 
delivered to 22 households, of the 18 individuals who 
ingested SCP-1878-2, 14 reported stomach complaints 
and 1 was hospitalised with severe diarrhoea. 


- -1995: SCP-1878 did not manifest for 13 days. 


- -1995: SCP-1878 stopped in front of the Foundation 
truck used for procedure B-04, paused for several 
seconds and reversed a distance of approximately one 
metre. 


- -2002: SCP-1878 arrived without its payload of 
SCP-1878-2. 


- -2005: SCP-1878 crashed into the Foundation truck 
used for procedure B-04, damaging itself. 


- -2005: SCP-1878 did not manifest for 3 days; when it 
next arrived, its payload of SCP-1878-2 appeared to 
have spoiled. 


- -2007: All samples of SCP-1878-2 tested were found 
to be heavily contaminated with unknown unicellular 
organisms. Testing is ongoing. 


- -2008: SCP-1878 did not manifest for 17 days. 


- -2008: SCP-1878-1 turned to face operative when 
it was approached and maintained eye contact for the 
duration of procedure B-04. 


- -2009: Failure of procedure B-04. SCP-1878-2 was 
delivered to 16 households, none of the 12 individuals 
who ingested SCP-1878-2 reported any ill-effects. 


- -2011: SCP-1878-1 turned to face operative 
and vocalised when it was approached as part of 
procedure B-04. Its vocalisations were unintelligible. 


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SCP-1879: Indoor Salesman 


Item #: SCP-1879 
Object Class: Keter