Results: Compared to a control group, the 
experimental group were significantly more 
likely to propose testing of the knife on live 
humans before testing on inorganic material, 
plants or animals. In addition, the experimental 
group were more likely to propose immediate 
testing to see if the knife could, amongst other 
things, cut through: 


* multiple Class D subjects simultaneously 

* the doors of containment cells currently 
in use 

* anomalous items or entities, particularly 
those of Keter-class 

¢ Uranium atoms 

¢ "the fabric of reality" 


Analysis: The observation team immediately 
notified the Site Director of the potential 
contamination of experimental protocols by 
SCP-2130. On return to Site-73, the 
observation team amended its report to 
request that SCP-2130 instances be stored in 
or near Keter-class containment units, to 
reduce the reluctance of D Class personnel to 
work with dangerous items. Request denied by 
the Site Director. 


+ Site Director Communique - 
Access Requires Level 4 Clearance 


From: Director, Site-73 
To: All Site Directors; O5 Council 
Date: 07/18/2014 


You may know of our discovery of SCP-2130. 


What has not been disclosed to staff is that 
every instance of SCP-2130 identified to date 
has been recovered from within Site-73 itself. 
That first waste-paper basket was inside my 
office. The affected furniture has been traced 
to a range of security-cleared suppliers, and 
investigations into the original manufacturer 
are ongoing. The result is that SCP-2130 
instances are probably unnoticed in many 
Foundation sites. 


We have reconditioned scanners that help 
detect them, but background kK-radiation at 
Foundation sites means we need physical 
contact with an object to get a clear reading. 
We are now scanning all new deliveries to 
Site-73, as well as checking individual items 
across the site. This is consuming a high level 
of resources, but | have classed this as a 
priority 2B exercise, and | strongly urge you to 
authorise similar measures across the 
Foundation. The reasons should be obvious: 


1. SCP-2130 undermines the Foundation's 
purpose by fostering a cavalier attitude 
to containment. If safety ceases to be 
our utmost priority, we fail in our task. 

2. Subjects tested with SCP-2130 also 
demonstrate reckless disregard for 
Class D personnel. | know we 
sometimes need to put them in harm's 
way for the greater good, but these are 
human lives in our hands. Even if you 
don't agree with me on humanitarian 
grounds, you have to bow to the 
economics - fewer Class D casualties 
would reduce Foundation costs and 
improve productivity. 

3. Conducting research in the presence of 
SCP-2130 instances leads to a range of 


dangerous behaviours, including 
unnecessary cross-testing and 
experiments that appear to any rational 
mind to maximise the chance of death 
and injury to Foundation staff and 
civilians. 


It's clear that Foundation security has been 
dramatically compromised by an organisation 
with great expertise on anomalies, huge 
resources, and a purpose inimical to ours. 
Removing SCP-2130 instances from all 
Foundation facilities should be high on our 
collective agenda. 


Request: Detection of SCP-2130 to be made 
Priority 2B at all Sites. 


SD-73 


From: O05 Council 
Date: 07/18/2014 


Request denied. SCP-2130 does not justify 
Priority 2B. Individual sites may conduct 
scanning as resources allow. Current Class D 
turnover rates considered acceptable. We 
don't see anything unnecessarily risky in the 
Foundation's current approach. 


Footnotes 

1. This does not count Class D casualties, as it has been deemed 
too time-consuming to determine the influence of SCP-2130 on such 
a large sample. 


« SCP-2129 | SCP-2130 | SCP-2131 » 


SCP-2131: Antipope 


Item #: SCP-2131 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2131 is to be housed at all 
times in a radiation shielded humanoid containment chamber. This 
chamber is to contain the amenities associated with a standard 
humanoid containment cell. Current containment protocols are to 
allow SCP-2131 to perform a prayer ritual of its own design for the 
purpose of limiting gamma ray events. Under no circumstances 
should this ritual be interrupted by staff. 


Under no circumstances are interviews to take place during the two 
hours preceding or following a scheduled gamma ray event. All 
interviews must take place utilizing the adjacent shielded interview 
room, which is to include a barrier sufficient to shield the interviewer 
from any gamma ray radiation emitted during an SCP-2131 gamma 
ray event. 


Description: SCP-2131 is a human male claiming to be Avignon 
Pope Benedict XIII. Upon acquisition SCP-2131 was capable of 
conversing in a variation of archaic Italian and French, as well as 
Latin, and a previously unknown creoled language associated with 
those three (though SCP-2131 has, during its containment, become 
fluent in English). Every 16 hours SCP-2131 emits a gamma ray 
burst associated with a spontaneous conversion of a small amount 
of its mass into antimatter. 


A daily prayer ritual designed and carried out by SCP-2131 has 
proven largely effective in preventing these gamma ray bursts. 
However, uncontrolled events have become more frequent as 
containment of SCP-2131 has continued, with the prayer ritual 
showing effectiveness in approximately 95% of events. 


Gamma ray exposure associated with SCP-2131 is lethal to most 


living organisms present during an event, with the exception of 
SCP-2131 and a variety of radiation resistant micro-organisms. 
SCP-2131's apparent longevity (including a claim to have been born 
in 1328) has been linked to the gamma ray bursts, as any physical 
injury is healed during uncontrolled events. This has included injury 
sufficient to cause death. 


SCP-2131 was originally recovered from Joshua Baptist Church in 
south Alabama. Several deacons in the church acquired information 
through the Seventh Society’ in an effort to assist in a ritual relating 
to a blood sacrifice. Documents detailing this correspondence have 
been recovered. However, the individual claiming association with 
the Seventh Society has not been located despite cooperative 
attempts by both the Foundation and Marshall Carter and Dark. 


+ Show Interview Log 4 


The following log includes information detailing 
SCP-2131's claimed origin. The Daevites, as 
mentioned, appear nowhere in the historical 
time period associated with SCP-2131. 


Dr. Sampson: Hello again. I'd like to ask you 
a few more questions today. You were born in 
1328, correct? 


SCP-2131: Yes. 


Dr. Sampson: And how have you been able to 
live for as long as you have? 


SCP-2131: My faith in him has sustained me. 


Dr. Sampson: Can you tell me about where 
you came from? 


SCP-2131: You must return me to my home. 


Dr. Sampson: We do not know how to do that, 
and right now | need you to answer my 
questions. 


that the dish was “pretty good” and again 
expressed surprise that he had cooked it. 
Subject did not suffer anaphylactic shock or 
any other adverse effect after completing the 
meal. Post-testing observation of subject 
revealed no long-term effects from eating the 
dish. SCP-241 was left open. 


Analysis: Results are consistent with previous 
descriptions of the effects of SCP-241. 
Suspect that SCP-241 may somehow improve 
the cooking skill of whoever is preparing the 
dish. 


Test 241-03, / /20 


Subject: Subjects 241-C and 241-D were 
chosen from general population. Both subjects 
report no skill in cooking and no allergies to 
shellfish. 


Procedure: SCP-241 was still open from Test 
241-02. Subject 241-C was instructed to not 
close SCP-241, find the Sautéed Scallops 
recipe, and transcribe it to a standard sheet of 
paper. In a separate test kitchen, Subject 241 - 
D was given the transcribed recipe and 
instructed to prepare and eat the dish 
prepared. 


Results: Subject 241-C found and transcribed 
the recipe without incident. The transcribed 
recipe was visually compared to the recipe in 
SCP-241 and confirmed to be identical. 
SCP-241 was left open. Subject displayed no 
adverse effects from interaction with SCP-241. 


Subject 241-D was given the transcribed 
recipe and attempted to prepare the Sautéed 
Scallops, but experienced difficulty and 
frustration, several times declaring, “I told you 


SCP-2131: | ruled the Churchlands from the 
moment the Daevites murdered Boniface2. For 
nearly 8 centuries | have fought battles for the 
lord against the blood demons. 


Dr. Sampson: The Daevites don't exist in our 
historical records during the 1300s. 


SCP-2131: Then your records are wrong. 
They began in the east. The pagans and the 
heretics fell first and it is only through our faith 
that we have won our battles with them. You 
must return me to my home, so that the fight 
may continue. 


Dr. Sampson: | understand. We'll keep 
working on some way to do that. 


SCP-2131: Thank you. 
+ Show Interview Log 17 


Following several consecutive failed prayer 
rituals, Dr. Sampson was given clearance to 
interview SCP-2131 in order to determine the 
cause of the containment failures. 


Dr. Sampson: Hey. | know it's been a while, 
I've been working on trying to get you home. 


SCP-2131: | have been gone for too long. My 
people have surely been destroyed. 


Dr. Sampson: You can't know that. 


SCP-2131: You're right. | don't know it. But the 
Daevites are not known for their timidness. | 
had to channel the lord's power to stop them. 
Without my presence... 


Dr. Sampson: Is that why the burst events are 
going uncontained? 


SCP-2131: My faith has waned. | have been 
cut off from my god and | have been cut off 
from my people. The lord sees my weakness. 


Dr. Sampson: | see. 


SCP-2131: It doesn't matter. Even if all that 
awaits me is a Daevite blood altar, | have to go 
back. 


Dr. Sampson: We'll keep working on it. | 
promise you'll know as soon as we have a 
way. 


SCP-2131: Thank you. 
+ Show Addendum 1 


Due to the increase in strength related to all 
gamma ray events following Incident 2131-19, 
SCP-2131's containment procedures will be 
modified to include preventative measures 
relating to attempts at self harm. 


| am also approving certain amenities which 
have been requested for some time, and which 
| believe may assist in improving SCP-2131's 
morale. However, under no circumstances 
should it be allowed to self-terminate again, 
even at the risk of losing personnel. 


~ Doctor Isabelle Sampson, 2131 Project 
Director 


| would like to caution against what I'm 
perceiving as a sense of pity for this entity 
among staff. This object is almost certainly not 
what it appears to be. Remember that all 
knowledge of this object's background is 
sourced directly from SCP-2131. 


It should also be noted that this object's 


attempts at self harm are in direct violation of 
the object's supposed Catholic beliefs. And, 
perhaps most damning of all, the ritualistic 
bloodletting involved in the attempt matches 
historical and archaeological records relating 
to Daevite sacrificial rituals quite closely. 


~ Site-88 Assistant Director Amanda Malkin 


Footnotes 

1. A Marshall Carter and Dark affiliate in the Southern US 

2. According to historical records this was the Roman Pope that 
Benedict XIII opposed. 


« SCP-2130 | SCP-2131 | SCP-2132 » 


SCP-2132: Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and 
Obstacle Resort 


Item #: SCP-2132 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Containment procedure 62- 
Tango-Foxtrot (standard containment for anomalous structures, 
nonurban) is followed for SCP-2132-01. Radios tuned to SCP-2132 
(_. K_ ) are to be stationed at cardinal points 16km from 
SCP-2132-01 to monitor signal strength and extended listening 
range; SCP-2132 and its effects have not extended beyond 
15.76km, with an average distance of 15km. In addition, both 
iterations of SCP-2132 are to be recorded and retransmitted through 
secure channels to Site-11 for observation. Three members of 
Mobile Task Force lota-19 ("Homemade Sins") are to remain in 
constant residence within SCP-2132-01 in order to intercept 
SCP-2132's "game" and win. One member is to be cycled out each 
month, allowing no member to spend more than three months 
onsite. When the game cycle has begun, all three members are to 
participate and wear standard-issue chest-mounted cameras sewn 
into their shirts for the duration of the game cycle. 


Description: SCP-2132 is a radio station designated .K .Toall 
outside of SCP-2132's anomalous range currently reaching a 
maximum of 15.76km, SCP-2132 functions as a numbers station, 
with a male child's voice reciting numbers and a list of colors. These 
readings occur every 5-6 hours and are different each time. To date, 
Foundation code experts have been unable to determine a meaning 
within the numbers. The voice is hypothesized to be synthesized 
due to various vocal cues (lack of audible breathing, same tone 
maintained throughout, etc.). Within the anomalous range, 
SCP-2132 largely functions as a music station, continuously playing 
songs from the 1920s-1950s. 


SCP-2132-01 is the collective designation given to a farmhouse and 
radio tower from which SCP-2132 emanates, operating in the 
countryside of Pottawatomie County, OK. There is a hatch in the 
ground under the radio tower from which the station is presumed to 
operate, but as of this writing the Foundation has been unable to 
open it through conventional means (prying, blasting, melting, etc.). 
Digital sounding reveals only a tunnel that descends below the 
range of the sounding device. The hatch is inscribed with the words 
Masud lig 48 eb Lose”, 


Every Friday between 1700 and 2000, SCP-2132's anomalous- 
range music will stop and a woman's voice will read this 
announcement: 


Welcome to Misters Marshall, Carter, and Dark's Most 
Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort! 
Please adjourn to the lounge for further instructions. 


The message will repeat until all residents have moved to the living 
room of SCP-2132-01. Further testing has indicated that, should 
fewer than three people be in residence within SCP-2132-01, 
SCP-2132 will transport the nearest human being into the lounge 
and they will be made to participate in the game cycle (this is 
corroborated by the missing persons files logged by Pottawatomie 
County). Once there, all doors will lock and the following message 
will play: 


Welcome to Misters Marshall, Carter, and Dark's Most 
Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort! 
Please enjoy some brandy and cigars while we prepare 
your playground. 


After approx. one hour, all doors except for the front will unlock and 
open. Supplies will materialize within the hall closet located near the 
exit; these supplies will be the only things other than their clothes 
residents will be able to take into the game cycle (all other foreign 
objects dematerialize upon exit; sewing the chest-mounted cameras 
into their shirts appears to have "tricked" the game cycle into 
treating them as clothing). The supplies always contain one first-aid 
kit, one map, One compass, and one thermometer. Once the 
supplies have been collected, the following message will play: 


Please step outside and enjoy your playground. 
Remember, get home safe!