Upon manifestation, SCP-3429-A will attempt to travel to the 
location of the change that resulted in their manifestation. Upon 
doing so, the instance will undo such change by performing the 
actions of the instigating individual in reverse; for example, tilting an 
object will result in the corresponding -A instance to straighten said 
object. SCP-3429-A instances show limited counter-chronological 
properties when undoing alterations, with pieces of destroyed 
exhibits reassembling together while the instances performs the 
actions in reverse. SCP-3429-A are also capable of leaving the 
boundaries of SCP-3429 to retrieve items removed from the 
premises. 


Once an SCP-3429-A instance has successfully undone the 
alterations that manifested it, it will return to the section of wall it 
emerged from and merge with it, demanifesting. 


The contents of SCP-3429, and their anomalous properties, are as 
follows: 


SCP-3429-1 is the fuselage of an Embraer 170 
aeroplane. The exterior of the fuselage is generic and 
unbranded, with no distinguishing features being 
present. The interior is accessible via a pair of 
relocatable staircases positioned next to the front and 
rear port-side entrances, which are kept in an open 
position. 


SCP-3429-1 undergoes a reoccurring twenty-minute 
cycle mimicking the events aboard United Airlines flight 
3411 on 09/04/2017, beginning with individuals 
manifesting to board the flight — these individuals will 
emerge from the nearest internal wall of SCP-3429, and 
although sapient and responsive to stimuli, will attempt to 
ignore others while boarding. The events of the incident 
will then play through, however key individuals will be 
replaced in one of two variations: 


First variation: In the place of Dr. Dao? what 
superficially appears to be a humanoid puffed- 
cornmeal foodstuff will board SCP-3429-1 and 
be forcibly removed. No other changes are 
observed. 


Second variation: In the place of the airport 
security staff, a group of humanoid puffed- 
cornmeal foodstuffs will board SCP-3429-1 
and remove Dr. Dao from it, constantly 
repeating the phrase ‘Get him out of here’ in 
the voice of US President Donald Trump while 
doing so. 


Plaque, attached to the exterior of the forward port-side 
door: 


Along For The Ride 
Sic semper tyrannis. Sic semper peregrino. Sic 
semper clientem. 


SCP-3429-2 is the collective designation for 250 
physically identical gears spread across a 10 metre by 
10 metre floorspace. Each individual gear is removable, 
except for one that features a turnable hand-crank; upon 
removal, the individual gears become sapient and will 
verbally respond to queries by unknown means. Of note 
is that an SCP-3429-A instance will not immediately 
manifest in response to an individual interacting with 
SCP-3429-2; an SCP-3429-A instance will only manifest 
if an individual attempts to move an individual 
SCP-3429-2 to another region within or beyond 
SCP-3429. 


Each instance has a unique personality, and will typically 
attempt to focus conversation on their unique traits. 
SCP-3429-2 instances are aware of their abnormal 
properties, but do not show any concern regarding such. 


Whenever the completed mechanism is operated for a 
cumulative period of one minute, an additional 


SCP-3429-2 instance manifests immediately above the 
respective plaque for the collective. While these 
additional instances are shaped identically to the 
remainder of instances, their appearance and physical 
makeup is random; despite being functional in non- 
anomalous replicas of SCP-3429-2, these additional 
instances uniformly fail to function when replacing an 
original SCP-3429-2 instance. 


Plaque, fixed to the floor immediately beside the hand- 
crank: 


Society 
You are unique - be yourself! Tall poppies are 
encouraged to join the machine. 


SCP-3429-3 is a to-scale statue of an unknown male 
individual holding an unbranded Betamax recorder, 
constructed of corroded iron. The statue's anomalous 
properties, if any, have not yet been determined. 


Plaque, fixed to the statue's pedestal: 


True Awe 

A man who is nothing but a shit-stain upon the 
flawless, pristine and perfect world of anart. He 
deserves to be forgotten, and used as an 
example of talentlessness and stupidity. 


SCP-3429-4 is a forty-page printed document containing 
falsified information supporting several common 
misconceptions, including: 


¢ That the Global Warming phenomena exists. 

¢ That the Sun is at the centre of the solar system, 

as opposed to the accurate geocentric model. 

That the Apollo 11 landings occurred on the Moon, 

rather than being recorded on a film set. 

¢ That the Moon is a physical, celestial object, as 
opposed to a holographic projection. 

¢ That the Earth is spherical, as opposed to the 


irrefutable evidence of it being flat. 

That objects exist beyond the atmosphere of the 

Earth. 

That there is no correlation between vaccinations 

and cases of autism. 

¢ That a significant portion of Earth's population are 
not disguised extraterrestrials. 

¢ That the interior of the Earth is not hollow. 

¢ That the various world governments are not being 
manipulated by a malevolent, unidentified group. 


Plaque, fixed to the top surface of the pedestal 
SCP-3429-4 is placed upon. 


Common Sense 
Everything written here is false - | made it all 
up. Nobody believes this nonsense. 


SCP-3429-5. 


Normal 
Describe it. 


SCP-3429-6 is a unique instance of SCP-3429-A that 
manifests after random periods of time. The appearance 
of SCP-3429-6 changes with each manifestation. Upon 
manifestation, the instance will soend several minutes 
roaming throughout SCP-3429, infrequently stopping to 
observe several of the exhibits. 


When SCP-3429-6 encounters another individual, it will 
ask them a binary response? question regarding an 
opinion; in all cases, this question will be one that the 
questioned individual does not agree with, and will 
periodically be considered offensive in some way to 
them. As with SCP-3429-2, SCP-3429-A instances will 
not immediately manifest if an individual interacts with 
SCP-3429-6; a -A instance will only manifest if 
SCP-3429-6 is killed or destroyed, which will result in the 
generated SCP-3429-A instance uniformly reassembling 
and/or resuscitating SCP-3429-6. 


If the questioned individual responds by agreeing with 
the opinion, SCP-3429-6 will retrieve a pen and a copy of 
its respective plaque from somewhere on its person, and 
ask the individual to fill their name and signature into an 
allotted space on it. Analysis of retrieved plaques has 
revealed that fulfilling this request results in the individual 
(unknowingly) consenting to a contractual geas wherein 
they are prevented from disagreeing with the opinion 
they agreed to. No method of revoking this geas has yet 
been determined. 


Upon signing, SCP-3429-6 will allow the individual to 
keep the filled plaque, and will resume normal behaviour. 


If at any point during interaction the questioned individual 
responds in the negative, SCP-3429-6 will immediately 
become highly aggressive towards them and will assault 
the individual until they are rendered unconscious, killed, 
or SCP-3429-6 itself is destroyed; following this, 
SCP-3429-6 will resume normal behaviour. 


Plaque, provided by SCP-3429-6 during interaction, all 
with identical content: 


Freedom of Silence 
THIS AWARD GOES TO 

4 
FOR NOT BEING A SELLOUT, TELLING THE 
TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND 
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, AND 
CORRECTLY USING THEIR FREEDOM OF 
SPEECH TO AGREE WITH ME, THEREBY 
NOT INSTANTLY TRANSFORMING INTO 
THE ANTICHRIST. 
Signature: 5 


SCP-3429-7 is a custom-made generic sleep mask. 
When an individual wears SCP-3429-7 in its intended 
fashion, they will experience a delusion wherein they 
claim that they are still able to perceive their 
surroundings; testing has conclusively proven that 


individuals are operating upon their memory of the 
environment prior to putting on SCP-3429-7, and/or 
mundane assumptions. 


Plaque, attached to the top surface of the pedestal 
SCP-3429-7 is placed upon. 


Enlightenment 

Look around — see the world for what it truly 
is. If they can’t show you proof you can’t see, 
then you must be able to see. 


SCP-3429-8 is a transparent substance filling a generic 
60ml syringe with needle. The composition of the 
substance is unknown, as all attempts to retrieve a 
sample have been impeded by SCP-3429-A instances. 
Like SCP-3429-2, an SCP-3429-A instance will only 
manifest if SCP-3429-8 is used in an unintended 
manner. 


When appropriately injected with SCP-3429-8, subjects 
will experience (in a proportion relative to the quantity 
injected): 


« Intense euphoria 

¢ Intense sexual arousal 

¢ Inhibited sensory awareness 

¢ Inhibited cognitive function 

¢ Inhibited communication skills 

¢ Suppressed self-preservation instincts 
¢ Hallucinations of varying content 


The substance exhibits extreme addictive properties, 
with all subjects suffering from intense symptoms of 
withdrawal following their first injection. As appropriate 
for similar non-anomalous narcotics, the effects of 
SCP-3429-8 progressively diminishes with each 
injection, thereby promoting addicts to administer larger 
doses each successive time. To date, no lethal dosage 
has yet been determined; due to the syringe's volume, a 
method of administering more than 60ml of SCP-3429-8 


has yet to be determined.§ Because of this limitation, 
individuals addicted to SCP-3429-8 will inevitably be 
unable to satisfy their growing dependence, and will 

suffer from withdrawal symptoms. 


Plaque, attached to the top surface of the pedestal 
SCP-3429-8 is placed upon. 


Submission 

Addiction™ now available for FREE!" No side- 
effects included!” 9 in 10 citizens recommend 
Addiction™! Try some now! 


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SCP-3429-9 is an animate replica of Kim Kardashian 
with a full-sized commercial billboard attached to its 
forehead. The entity does not show any expected signs 
of physical impairment or injury from the positioning or 
presence of the billboard. SCP-3429-9 shows little signs 
of cognitive functionality, responding only to verbal 
stimuli in the form of a basic instruction for an action. The 
entity will periodically speak for varying lengths of time; 
to date, all such speech has consisted entirely of 
nonsensical word salad. 


SCP-3429-9 can display images on the attached 
billooard upon request, but must see the image 
beforehand. The billboard visually functions as a digital 
billooard, with new images near-instantaneously 
replacing the former image. 


Plaque, attached to the rear side of the billboard, above 
the entity's scalp: 


A Talented Star 

Do you guys remember the time Kim 
Kardashian did that thing, and the entire world 
was better for it? Really reminds you of the 
amazing talent people like her. 


SCP-3429-10 is an incomplete mechanical device of 
unknown function. Due to several abnormal statistics 
regarding incomplete Foundation procedures and 
unused D-Class allocations, it is theorised that whenever 
SCP-3429-10 is activated, it retrocausally prevents its 
own activation to an unknown capacity. It is unknown 
whether this is the intended effect of the device, or an 
intentional failsafe. 


Incomplete plaque, attached to a fixed portion of the 
device. 


Change 
Without history, we are nothing. Nothing can 
Commissioned for the 


Footnotes 

1. Including: Moving, rotating, damaging, destroying, relocating, 
vandalising, polishing, repairing. 

2. Dr. Dao was the individual forcefully removed from United Airlines 
flight 3411 and injured by airport security staff. 

3. Yes or No. 

4. The individual's name is written here. 

5. The individual's signature is written here. 

6. Whenever SCP-3429-8 is injected into a non-biological object or 
deceased entity, an SCP-3429-A instance manifests and extracts 
the substance. 


SCP-3430: Baby Don’t Hurt Me... 


SCP-3430 prior to its death. 


Item #: SCP-3430 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3430 is to be stored ina 
cryogenic pod, which itself is stored in the center of a hermetically 
sealed chamber 10 meters in radius. At no point may any sapient 
entity be allowed within 10 meters of SCP-3430; personnel 
examining SCP-3430 must do so via remote mechanical means. 
Automated surgical drones are provided for any medical personnel 
who wish to perform any surgical procedure on SCP-3430. 
Personnel who wish to perform a surgical procedure on SCP-3430 
must have Level-3/3430 clearance or higher. 


SCP-3430’s cryogenic pod must be maintained as needed to 
prevent any decomposition. 


Description: SCP-3430 is a human male corpse of indeterminate 
age, previously identified as Gregory . Whenever a human 
comes within 10 meters of SCP-3430, subjects are compelled to 
display affection and care towards it.! The range and intensity of 
SCP-3430's anomalous properties are not impeded by physical 
obstacles, but only affect sapient subjects; non-human animals and 
machines are not affected by SCP-3430. 


Subjects under the effect of SCP-3430's anomalous properties that 
are unable to reach SCP-3430 by any means will attempt to hug, 
kiss, or compliment any nearby subjects also under the effects of 
SCP-3430. In the case of an isolated subject, the subject will instead 
hug themself, cry, and in some cases talk aloud to themself, giving 
themself compliments. 


Subjects exhibit no desire to eat or drink despite still requiring 
sustenance, and unless removed they will continue their respective 


SCP-445: "Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper" 


Item #: SCP-445 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Access to and testing of 
SCP-445 must be approved by staff with level 2 security clearance 
or higher, and each request must include a list of tests to be carried 
out. Any testing must be done with the accompaniment of no less 
than two guards for the entirety of testing. Any deviation from the 
preapproved list of tests will result in immediate termination of 
testing and a severe reprimand. 


Addendum: As of 06/ /20 , SCP-445 is to be kept permanently 
separated from all samples of SCP-445-a, as described in isolation 
protocol IP-445-01. The access and testing regulations given above 
for SCP-445 apply equally to SCP-445-a. For more details, see 
Document 445-01. 


Description: SCP-445 consists of three stacks of white 11" x 17" 
paper. Each individual leaf has the text "Dr. Wondertainment's 
Super Paper!" stamped on the bottom-left corner. While in its natural 
state, SCP-445 cannot be torn or burned, water has no adverse 
effect on it, and glue or tape will not stick to SCP-445. Observation 
of SCP-445 has found that its fibers are much denser than normal 
paper fibers at 3000 kg/m, and a micro-layer of an unidentifiable 
substance is coated on each individual fiber. 


When SCP-445 is folded into a representation of an object, 
SCP-445 takes on the qualities of the object in question. While in its 
folded state, SCP-445 can only be unfolded into its original state by 
the person who originally folded it. SCP-445 can also be rolled, and 
it will stick to itself if slight pressure is applied. Drawing on SCP-445 
does not produce any unusual effect, with the exception of any 
details illustrated for folded/rolled objects. 


acts of kindness until they collapse from exhaustion. SCP-3430 will 
lose its influence on subjects once said subjects exit its area of 
effect.