Following her discovery, Dr. Sunitha Kulkarni was brought to 
Outpost Wallace's medical bay to recover. Once she was deemed 
fit, she was brought for interview with Suresh Kulkarni. 


+ Access Interview Log 3504-1 


Date: 28/9/15 

Interviewed: Dr. Sunitha Kulkarni 
Interviewer: Outpost Captain Suresh Kulkarni 
Foreword: For the sake of clarity, participants 
are marked with their forenames in this version 
of the transcript, edited for overview 
documentation. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


Sunitha looks up as Suresh enters the room 
and stiffens momentarily as she sees him. 
After a second, she lets out a sigh and stands 
to embrace Suresh. 


Sunitha: Suresh! You're... aren’t you 
supposed to- 


Suresh: | pulled some strings. Convinced 
Adileh that this was, uh, too personal for 
anyone else to lead the interview. Plus, we 
don’t exactly have to go through formalities if 
we know each other personally. Makes 
paperwork easier. 


Sunitha: Not for legal. 


Suresh pulls out of the hug, holding Sunitha by 
the shoulders. 


Suresh: Fuck that, | needed to see you. 
You're such an idiot, running off into the caves 
by yourself. 


Sunitha lightly punches Suresh in the arm. 
Sunitha: | had Ish, you dork. 


Suresh: That - yeah, ok, you did. We don’t 
actually, uh... Ishvi isn’t responding, and the 
footage, the - the cameras are fucked, and 
basically we have no idea what happened. 


Sunitha: Right. Right, of course. 


Suresh: So, hopefully, you can explain 
everything and we can fill in the blanks. We 
have up to the statue you found, then it cuts. 
Do you remember...? 


Sunitha: Yeah. No, uh, recollection issues. 
The statue wasn’t a statue. We - Ishvi realised 
it first, | didn’t realise it until he moved. 


Suresh: He? The statue was alive? 


Sunitha sits as Suresh speaks, rubbing her 
throat. 


Sunitha: Sentient, at the very least. Moving, 
talking. Ishvi thought it was Laéplésis himself, 
which would be... well, a lot to process. 


Suresh: Do you believe that it was Laéplésis 
himself? 


Sunitha considers for a time, slowly rubbing 
around the base of her neck in small circles. 


Sunitha: | think... | think the line is blurry. | 
think what matters here isn’t exact truths. 


Suresh: Huh. 
Suresh pauses, waiting for more. 
Suresh: Are you good to continue, or..? 


Sunitha: Sorry, sorry, yeah. We, once we 
greeted Lacplésis, he talked. He gave us a 
formal greeting back, or as formal as Patiesian 
gets, and something... opened up. Not like, 
physically, but... it removed a mental block, | 
guess, and we finally saw the cave, you know? 
Everything we’d been missing, the meanings 


of the carvings on the walls, the hidden 
passages. 


Suresh: Like a resin hit? Sudden flow of 
knowledge? 


Sunitha: Exactly, but bigger. And important. 
This wasn't knowledge we stole, but 
knowledge we were given, you know? We 
followed the path we hadn’t seen, so cleverly 
hidden, and... we found them, down in the 
deepest cavern. 


Suresh: You found people in the cave? 


Sunitha: Not just people, Suresh, the people. 
The whole ancient civilisation, in the amber. 


Suresh: Fuck, they were frozen in resin? 
Alive? That’s... centuries of torture. How could 
they do that to themselves? 


Sunitha: No, no, they weren’t frozen, that’s 
what’s so wonderful. They were moving! 
Working, running, playing. The amber cracked 
and flowed with them. It’s so hard to explain, 
but it was beautiful. 


Suresh: This is - you realize that 
communicating with an ancient civilization 
without authorisation is a serious offense, 
right? 


Sunitha: Like you said earlier, fuck that. It’s 
not like we even meant to. | can deal with 
whatever slap on the wrist they give me. 


Suresh glances nervously at the camera. 
Suresh: I... ok. 


Suresh slowly breathes in, then out. 


Suresh: This is crazy. What did they say? Did 
they say anything? 


Sunitha: They were scared of us, initially. | 
think they particularly thought Ish was an 
attacker. 


Sunitha mimics a bear growling. 


Sunitha: White man equals bear knight, you 
know? We know miers®, obviously, so we 
were yelling that, keeping our palms open and 
toward the ground. That helped, but it wasn’t til 
Ish started singing that they calmed down. 


Suresh: Why didn’t you just come back 
immediately once you found them? 


Sunitha snorts derisively. 


Sunitha: As if you would, in our shoes. 
Discovery of the damn year. Ishvi and | both 
wanted to know more. You know what we can 
be like after resin hits - heightened, excited, 
wanting to dive in farther. This was 
unbelievable, more than we’d ever considered, 
ever fantasised. 


Suresh frowns and reaches across the table to 
hold Sunitha’s hand. 


Suresh: Your curiosity could have gotten you 
killed, Sunny. 


Sunitha pulls her hand away and rests it on 
her collarbone. 


Sunitha: Well, it didn’t, so there’s no need to 
worry about it. 


Suresh bites his lip, considering something. 


Suresh: Sunny, | have to - did they kill Ishvi? 
Sunitha: What?! No! No... 

Sunitha looks away from Suresh. 

Sunitha: Ishvi stayed. 

Suresh: Stayed? 


Sunitha: There was just... so much there, so 
much of the people in the cave, in the air. 
Dancing, singing, food, all these things we’ve 
only ever remembered, we were actually able 
to experience now. This wasn’t a people just 
surviving, they were thriving in their own way, 
content with the lives they led and so, so 
happy to be with people who loved and 
respected their culture. You could feel it 
everywhere, their excitement. At the end of the 
night, we sat around a great fire in the centre 
of the cavern and just sang. Sang and sang 
and sang. Ish and | knew some of the words, 
but we didn’t know all of them, and the people 
would scoop up resin out of, | don’t know, out 
of nowhere, and when we drank it we’d know it 
perfectly. We drank so much - | have no idea 
how long passed down there, but by the time 
things were winding down Ishvi’s beard was 
caked in amber, cracked open with his big 
wide smile. I’ve never seen him quite like that. 


Suresh: And Ishvi just... he just gave up 
everything to stay? 


Sunitha: | mean, you know Ish. He never 
really felt like he belonged here, did he? 


Suresh frowns to himself. He speaks quietly. 


Suresh: We tried. 


Sunitha: We did, but he was always more in 
tune with the people of the island. We knew 
that from day one. At the end of the singing, 
there were just a few of us left. Ish, me, a 
couple of people | got the sense were 
important folk. They didn’t say it directly, but... 
the whole thing, that night, we were being 
invited, gently. | don’t think Ish ever even 
considered the alternative. He, uh... 


Sunitha shifts in her seat and reaches into her 
pocket to retrieve a piece of paper. She hands 
the paper to Suresh. 


Sunitha: He wrote this, when | was leaving. 
Told me to give it to his Mom. | haven't read it, 
but I’m pretty sure that’s goodbye. 


Suresh turns the letter over in his hands, then 
slides it into his binder. 


Suresh: We'll have to make a copy of this for 
the records. You know the deal. 


Sunitha: | know. I’m sure he knew too. 
Suresh: Alright. 

There is a pause. Suresh tilts his head. 
Suresh: Why, uh, why didn’t you stay? 


There is a moment of silence before Sunitha 
responds. 


Sunitha: Because of you. You're... you’re too 
important to me. Can’t let my brother live the 
rest of his life without a sister. 


Suresh: I... um... Suresh sighs. Thank you, 
Sunny. | think that’s all we need to know for 
right now. 


destroying their weaponry after suppressing them with it. 
Foundation personnel ignored from this point onward; 
Script proceeds as usual with a 3-minute delay. 

Note: Direct intervention in Scripted events should be 
handled much more carefully in light of [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. We were very lucky this time. —Dr. 
Moriglioni. 


Script 21: "The Senator's Visit" 


High priority, medium fatality; staff are to immediately prepare the 


triage in room 453-12 on commencement of this Script at 2213 hrs. 


Medical intervention will commence at 2259 hrs. Most medical 
intervention will be aided by autopsy information from previous 
Script occurrences, attached in Document 453-s21-med. 
Pertinent Events: 


¢ At 2213 hrs, a civilian (21-senator) will arrive in SCP-453, 
accompanied by a retinue of thirteen (13) servants (21- 
servant-A through -M). The servants will arrive carrying 
improvised weaponry. On arrival of 21-senator, conversation 
in the club ceases for four (4) minutes. Three (8) civilians 
already present (21-assassin-A and -B, 21-activist) withdraw 
to other corners of the club and confer with uninvolved 
civilians over the importance of 21-senator's arrival. 


¢ At 2217 hrs, 21-senator's retinue clears him a table near the 
centre of the room, and he begins demanding extravagant 
food and drinks. The types of food and drink vary depending 
on currently available menu items. If insufficiently expensive 
menu items are available, 21-senator will demand complicated 
dishes made from ingredients presently available in SCP-453. 
He has shown the ability to predict accurately exactly what 
ingredients and cooking methods are possible with the 
facilities on hand in SCP-453. Despite Foundation efforts to 
the contrary, 21-senator's orders are always completed at 
2227, 2239, and 2250 hrs; this is one of only a few occasions 
where the Script will directly alter the actions of Foundation 
staff on site. 


¢ At 2240 hrs, 21-activist will approach 21-senator and begin 


Sunitha: Alright. Good. 

Sunitha looks away from Suresh. 

Sunitha: Will | be able to visit Ishvi? 

Suresh: I’m sure something can be arranged. 
Sunitha: Ok... Ok, yeah. 

Sunitha rubs her eye with the heel of her hand. 
Suresh: You're exhausted. 

Sunitha: Mmm. 


Suresh: | cleaned out my room before coming 
here. You can take my bed, rather than going 
to medical. 


Sunitha: That sounds so good. 


Suresh stands and moves around the table to 
help Sunitha out of her chair. They move out of 
the room together, Sunitha leaning against 
Suresh for support. 


[END LOG] 


Addendum: 

The second tape found in Dr. Kulkarni's satchel, previously deemed 
unrecoverable, contained some viable footage. Review of the viable 
footage verified the majority of Dr. Kulkarni's report in the above 
interview - however, a major discrepancy was found at the end, 
showing Dr. Kulkarni choosing to stay along with Dr. Schrader, but 
being tasked by Dr. Schrader with delivery of the letter to his mother. 
Dr. Kulkarni’s involvement with SCP-3504 has been discontinued 
permanently due to the withholding of information. Outpost Captain 
Suresh Kulkarni has declined to comment on the matter in any 
official capacity. 


Footnotes 


1. /pa.'ti.d.Zi.an/ 

2. Seelnvestigation, possible anomaly, 9/12/09: Lettonie Island, 
Huever et al. 

3. Referred to by immersion researchers as the Diegava river. 

4. (()) 

5. This has been noted as a minor infraction on relevant paperwork, 
but otherwise no repercussions have been judged necessary. 

6. Latvian forpeace. 


SCP-3505: Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours 


Item #: SCP-3505 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3505 is kept in an opaque 
box in Storage Locker #6838 at Site-17's Low-Value Anomalous 
Item Storage Unit. Individuals exposed to SCP-3505 must be 
administered a Class-C amnestic at the conclusion of testing, or as 
soon as possible if exposure occurred outside of testing. SCP-3505 
has been cleared for testing at Outpost 7949-2; testing at other 
locations may only be undertaken with clearance from SCP-3505's 
HMCL supervisor. 


Pol-3505-0 is to be monitored for further anomalous activity until 
September 28, 2047. 


Description: SCP-3505 is a piece of paperboard carton originating 
from a take-out container provided by _'s Chinese Restaurant in 

, Minnesota. Residue on the object is consistent with the sweet 
and sour sauce used by _ 's. In addition to the pre-printed phrase 
"Please Come Again", the object has the following text hand-written 
in blue ink: 


Out & about 
back at 7 
text me if you need anything 


SCP-3505 will display anomalous properties when an individual who 
comprehends the text written on it, and who can recall the overall 
shape of the object, sends a text message describing some need or 
desire to any recipient. Fourteen seconds after this occurs, the 
receiving device will autonomously send a reply acknowledging the 
original message;! simultaneously, an instance of SCP-3505-A will 
manifest ~15km above Earth's surface, and subsequently fall to the 
ground several minutes later. Instances of SCP-3505-A generally 


land within 20 meters of the subject who sent the initiating text 
message and will not injure any humans in the process. 


SCP-3505-A are take-out containers consistent with those provided 
by  's Chinese Restaurant, except of variable size, containing an 
object or objects related to the need or desire expressed in the 
initiating text message. All carry the same residue found on 
SCP-3505. While SCP-3505-A are not damaged by the fall or by 
atmospheric conditions, their contents are generally susceptible to 
these same forces. Typically, SCP-3505-A will contain heat 
shielding and shock absorbers as necessary to keep its contents 
intact until impact, though not necessarily afterwards. 


The contents of SCP-3505-A are variable, even when identical 
messages are sent by the same subject, and do not necessarily 
strictly correspond to any objects described in the initiating 
message. SCP-3505 is not a reliable method of acquiring any tested 
object or material. 


Recovery: SCP-3505 was discovered after reports of several 
unusual objects (SCP-3505-A instances) falling from the sky at 
terminal velocity in , Minnesota on 2017-09-28. Standard 
analysis of recent telecommunications in the area revealed a 
correlation between SCP-3505-A and several messages sent by 
Hanson, an occupant of a house near the impacts; SCP-3505 was 
recovered during the subsequent investigation. DNA evidence, 
subject testimony and handwriting analysis indicate that SCP-3505 
was created by Hanson2 (Pol-3505-0), who left it on the kitchen 
table while he went to see a movie at a local theater. Pol-3505-0 
demonstrated no awareness of, was unable to account for, and 
could not replicate SCP-3505's properties. 


Abridged Testing Log: The following tests were conducted at 
Outpost 7949-2. A subject who was exposed to SCP-3505 was 
instructed to use a cell phone to send text messages to a phone 
monitored by the supervising researcher. 


Initiating message: "How are you doing today?" 
Response: None. 
SCP-3505-A contents: No instance was created. 


Initiating message: "| want to know how you're doing 
today." 

Response: "k" 

SCP-3505-A contents: A sheet of blue construction 
paper, somewhat singed, reading "pretty good" in blue 
ink. Handwriting matches that of Pol-3505-0, who was 
asleep at the time of the test. 


Initiating message: "We're out of milk." 

Response: "I'll pick some up on the way back" 
SCP-3505-A contents: A sealed plastic bag containing 
four liters of skim milk. Curdling suggests that the milk 
boiled briefly during transit, though it had cooled and 
condensed by the time the Foundation opened its 
container. 


Initiating message: "Could you send us some very cold 
milk?" 

Response: "Hmm. I'll see what | can do." 

SCP-3505-A contents: A sealed steel container 
containing four liters of skim milk, some of which was 
frozen. Notably, the SCP-3505-A instance was equipped 
with extensive heat shielding, whereas the previous one 
was not. 


Initiating message: "| need cocaine." 

Response: "It's not that simple."