The tears of my sin that the Angel drew from 
within me are miraculous. When served with 
holy wine to a male host, the seed of that host 
plants itself within the womb with such 
tenacity. Then, the offspring grows within the 
host with a great speed, while the mother is 
nourished only by the power of God and his 
agents here on Earth. And what virile children 
are born from this union! Ready themselves to 
give and receive the Seed, in their own station. 
The tears follow through the generations, and 
each gestation is as swift and fruitious as the 
last. 


My sister, the Whore of His Deliverance, has 
already produced for me a son. | have named 
him Ezekial, and he will be the champion of 
our New World. 


Even now, | can hear my Brother delivering 
upon her as well. The Colony grows stronger 
every day. Soon the Daughters will be strong 
enough to take Seed of their own, and produce 
more Children. 


The LORD has spoken to me, and has said 
"be fruitful and multiply, for the Earth is mine 
through you." The LORD has prepared my 
sight to lead our Children, and | will prepare 
my mind for HIM when he arrives. 


Addendum 2610.6: Incident UIU Tango-18 


UIU INCIDENT LOG: TANGO-1-8 
Agent Designation: Grenada 
Date: / /1970 


On / /1970, after a tip from agents embedded within local utilities 
companies, Unit Agents moved on the abandoned Packaging 
Corp. warehouse. Despite the structure being empty for more than 
thirty years, it had recently began to draw power from nearby lines. 
Additionally, an automobile registered to one H. Rutherford, which 
was confirmed as being sold to one Simeon Avakian five years prior, 
was seen at the site. 


Agents initially found the warehouse empty, but sounds from below 
led the group to an operational lift located in the northwest corner of 
the main level. The agents descended to a third basement level via 
the lift, and then to another basement level by stairs, before 
encountering [G4RAPHIC DETAILS EXPUNGED]. 


Of the thirteen agents who entered the warehouse, only four 
escaped to a local FBI stronghouse. The details of the incident are 
described below. 


+ Access Interview 


Agent Rico: Alright, we're recording now. Try 
it again, speak here— 


SCP-294: The Coffee Machine 


SCP-294 at time of recovery 


Item #: SCP-294 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special 
containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only 
personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to 
interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently 
being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored 
by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times. 


Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee 
vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry 
touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY 
keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, 
the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the 
touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is 
placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven initial test 
runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and 
soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and 
motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid 
state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a 
success. Test runs with solid materials such as diamond have failed, 
however, as it appears that SCP-294 can only deliver substances 
that can exist in liquid state. 


It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would 
not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 
minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself. It is also 
interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten 
through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups 
dispensed by the machine. 


Agent Carter: Fuck the fucking recorder, 
Marc. Are you calling Central? 


Agent Rico: They're getting them on the line 
right now, Cooper. We've gotta record this 
though, so help me here. 


Agent Carter: | already told you, I— (aside) 
are they on the fucking phone? 


Agent Rico: Cooper! 


Agent Carter: Fine. We got down to the 
second, third? -whatever, one of the 
basements at the place. You could smell 
it before you heard it, and hear it from a floor 
or two up. We come around the corner and 
there are... | don't know, Marc, two hundred? 
Four? More than | could count quickly. 


Agent Rico: What were they? 


Agent Carter: They weren't fucking people. 
They— | don't know, they looked like people, 
but... more like just flesh. Everywhere, just 
flesh. It was some kind of orgy, they were all 
fucking each other, and there were eyes and 
arms and hair and teeth everywhere, places 
where it shouldn't fucking be, and- 


Agent Rico: Calm down, Cooper, ca— 


Agent Carter: Calm down? They fucking 

Riley and pulled Yates into a dozen pieces, his 
arms and... fuck, man. | don't know how | got 
out of there. Oh god, Nate was screaming the 
whole time, and they just tore into him and— 


Agent Rico: Did you see any humans in 
there? 


Agent Carter: Just one guy, but he was doing 


the same fucking thing. 


Agent Rico: Could you identify this man? 
(Produces image of SCP-2610-B) 


Agent Carter: That's the— Christ, Rico, that's 
the fuckin’ guy. 


Agent Baxter: Alright, we just got word from 
Central. We're torching the place. 


At the conclusion of this interview, UIU forces proceeded 
to launch an attack on the warehouse. While the 
structure was completely demolished, no remains were 
recovered from the debris. Signs of habitation? confirmed 
the presence of some kind of activity, but no additional 
information was recovered from the site. 


Addendum 2610.7: Excerpt from Recovered Journal 
+ Access Addendum 


The following excerpt was taken from a journal belonging 
to SCP-2610-A in collaboration with agents from the UIU. 


The Colony grows. 


My sister, the Whore, has given birth to so 
many of our holy children. Even now, she lays 
in ecstasy at the thought of serving the LORD. 
Her daughters have become the vessels for 
the Seed of her sons, and their daughters and 
their sons. The work continues. 


However, my youngest brother has resisted 
the call of our LORD, and even now attempts 
to conspire against us. |am so disappointed. | 
had hoped he would move on past his initial 
reluctance, as he seemed so eager to serve 
when he first delivered his Seed. He is the 
closest blood with the Whore of His 
Deliverance, and their bond should be the 


strongest, and yet now he speaks of morality 
and sin. What sin is there in the service of the 
LORD? 


It is of no consequence. | was visited by the 
Angel again last night, and as she took me 
once more she spoke to me the desires of our 
GOD. For our Colony to spread across the 
world and bring GOD closer to us, the LORD 
desires the sacrifice of one of us Firstborn. 
The Angel spoke and forbade the desecration 
of myself the Godhead, my brother the Sower, 
and my sister the Whore. All that remains is 
the younger. His blood will fertilize the fields of 
our covenant. His meat shall satisfy the 
children. 


| will enter the mind of Ezekial tonight and take 
my brother one last time, in service to our 
LORD. Then | will feed him to our Children. 


The Colony grows. 
Addendum 2610.8: Incident UlIU Tango- Tango 


UIU INCIDENT LOG: TANGO-TANGO 
Agent Designation: Killroy 
Date: / /1971 


On November 14th, 1971, Bureau agents received word that a 
cross-country locomotive carrying animal feed had been attacked 
and overwhelmed, and that the assailants had boarded the train and 
were en route to the west coast. Agents across the country were 
mobilized to stop the train's progress. 


Early attempts on the east coast did little to slow the advance, as 
any organized group drawing within 100 yards of the locomotive 
were quickly overtaken by hordes of SCP-2610-E instances 
emerging from the cars. Attempts were made to halt the vehicle 
using explosives, but were similarly fruitless, as SCP-2610-E 
instances would quickly throw their bodies on top of any incendiary 


placed on the track. 


While additional attempts were being made to slow the first train, 
Central confirmed reports of two more trains, similarly bound for the 
west coast, both of which had also been hijacked. One of these 
trains was only reported after it had come to a stop to take on 
additional fuel near the town of , Pennsylvania. Reportedly, 
“over one-thousana" of the humanoid creatures descended on a 
local high school football game to [GRAPHIC DETAILS 
EXPUNGED]. Casualties reached — within the hour. 


When it became clear that the situation was getting out of hand, UIU 
Central contacted agents at the SCP Foundation in an attempt to 
reinforce the already hamstrung UIU forces. Local military units were 
likewise activated and dispatched towards the paths of the 
oncoming Colony trains. 


Foundation personnel moved quickly to the town of , Kentucky, 
where a fourth train would be passing through. Utilizing technology 
gathered from [REDACTED] disabling the entities ability to 
communicate with Simeon Avakian. The ensuing panic resulted in 
the entities losing control of the locomotive and crashing near a train 
yard. Unable to fight back or defend themselves, the entities were 
dispatched by Foundation incendiary teams. 


Over the next day, UIU and SCP teams continued to try and halt the 
advance of the remaining locomotives with minimum civilian 
casualties, all with little success. On November 16th, all remaining 
trains (six in total) reached the naval port at Long Beach, CA, and 
quickly overwhelmed the assembled UIU and Foundation personnel 
waiting there. The entities3 then boarded three waiting oil tanker 
ships. Against an oncoming storm, the three vessels turned west 
and set sail. 


The vessels were pursued by US Coast Guard ships until the storm 
was deemed too dangerous to pursue in. As part of a last-ditch effort 
to stop the advance of the Colony westward, UIU Central requested 
US Navy F-14 jets to be scrambled and eliminate the ships. At 2028 
hours PST, USN pilots confirmed hits on all three vessels. 


Aftermath and Final Report: In the aftermath of Incident Tango- 


Tango, the bodies of no fewer than 1200 humanoid entities were 
pulled from the sea and incinerated. The rest were presumed 
neutralized, and later submersible examination confirmed the deaths 
of the remaining entities. However, despite thorough efforts to locate 
them, neither Simeon, Armond, or Yvette Avakian were ever found 
in the wreckage. 


On July 15th, 1979, a request was made to close the case of 
UIU-15511: "The Colony". 


On July 19th, 1979, a request to close the case of UIU-15511: "The 
Colony" was denied. 


Addendum 2610.9: Excerpt from Recovered Journal 
+ Access Addendum 


The following excerpt was taken from a journal belonging 
to SCP-2610-A in collaboration with agents from the UIU. 


On our Arks will we lead our Colony to Eden. 


With GOD's blessing will we multiply across 
the Earth. 


"Blessed is He who makes Flesh in the name 
of the FATHER." 


"Blessed is He who is One Flesh with the 
LORD." 


"Blessed is He who sows the Seed of 
Deliverance." 


"Praise unto you, oh GOD, who has seen fit to 
bless our bodies with thine own Flesh." 


On the four Arks will we be delivered to His 
New Eden, 


The birthing screams of the Whore will 


announce our arrival, 


And from our New Eden will we sew the Flesh 
of our LORD across this Earth. 


Note: The words "What are we doing?" are written on the 
back of this page. The handwriting does not match that 
of SCP-2610-A. 


Footnotes 

1. Because no birth records exist for SCP-2610-C and -D, this date 
is only an estimate. 

2. Specifically, significant quantities of human waste. 

3. Numbers at that time estimated to be over twelve-thousand. 


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SCP-2611: Large and In Charge 


Item #: SCP-2611 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2611 is to be contained in 
a standard, Class-C humanoid containment cell in Wing-J at Site-47. 
SCP-2611 is to be denied exceptionally fatty foods and is required to 
engage in at least one hour of light exercise every two to three days, 
as needed and judged safe by site physicians. SCP-2611 is under 
the impression that it is still hospitalized. Every forty-five days (or as 
needed, per standard obfuscation protocols), SCP-2611 is to be 
administered an amnestic and be processed through a readmission 
script to maintain this impression. 


To placate SCP-2611-1, SCP-2611 is required to watch at least 
eight hours of television programming per day. Though SCP-261 1-1 
may request additional programs to be added, this television 
programming is limited to the following subjects: court television, 
soap operas, game shows, crafting programs, and talk shows 
(excluding anything which has medical information about the 
hazards of excessive weight gain). Television shows must be 
screened before allowing SCP-2611 or SCP-2611-1 to view them. 


Description: SCP-2611 is a human female standing approximately 
156 cm. SCP-2611 is largely immobile due to its immense weight 
(currently, approximately 250 kg) and is confined to a hospital bed. 
SCP-2611 suffers from several diseases related to its weight, most 
notably sleep apnea and diabetes. With the exception of the 
presence of SCP-2611-1, there is nothing remarkable about 
SCP-2611. 


SCP-2611-1 is a sentient mass of fat cells located on the left flank of 
SCP-2611. SCP-2611-1 is completely integrated with SCP-2611's 
vital organs. When originally contained, SCP-2611-1 exercised only 
limited control over SCP-2611's body at times, usually when 


SCP-2611 was unconscious. However, over the past years, 
SCP-2611-1 has increased its control of SCP-2611. Currently, 
SCP-2611 is only considered fully cognizant of its surroundings for 
approximately one to two hours per day. 


While SCP-2611-1 is in control of SCP-2611's body, SCP-2611-1 
can perform rudimentary communication, force SCP-2611 to move, 
and controls most of SCP-2611's body functions. Previously, 
SCP-2611-1 used this control to force SCP-2611 to consume 
massive amounts of food. 


Though SCP-2611-1 is capable of speech, learning, and advanced 
thought, SCP-2611-1's primary interests are related to daytime 
television programs which it previously viewed with SCP-2611. 
Though several interviews have been conducted with SCP-2611, no 
information about its origin, nature, or further interests have been 
observed. All interviews invariably turn to the programs being 
watched and the information conveyed in those programs. How 
SCP-2611-1 controls SCP-2611 or stores thoughts and memories 
has yet to be determined, though amnestics have shown no effect 
on SCP-2611-1. A log of relevant, useful research information has 
been compiled and is available for reading (See Addendum: 
SCP-2611 Interview Logs). 


SCP-261 1's health has continued to deteriorate since its recovery, 
and there is currently no known way to enable SCP-2611-1 to exist 
outside of SCP-2611 or transfer it to another host. Research is 
ongoing.