Subject continues to interact with SCP-3107. 
Object chimes singularly multiple times during 
this process. While tossing the SCP-3107 
aloft, the anomalous object accidentally 
collides with the subject's head. 


D-3107-1: Fuck! 


After five seconds, two Chimes are emitted 
from SCP-3107. 


Dr. Winslow: Hunh. 

D-3107-1: ...What is it, Doctor? 
There is no response. 
D-3107-1: ...Doctor? 


Dr. Winslow: Hm? Oh! Nothing, nothing. That 
will be all for today. You may return to your 
quarters, D-3107-1. 


Notes: This is the first time that SCP-3107 has produced 
a double-chime in over 2 weeks. 


Test 108 —1/14/2000 

Subject: D-3107-1 

Research Director: Dr. Winslow 

Procedure: Subject is to encounter repeated, damaging 
collisions with SCP-3107. 

Log: 


Dr. Winslow enters the testing chamber with 
SCP-3107. Subject begins pleading through 
their cloth gag. 


Dr. Winslow: Here we are again. | think we're 
finally on the verge of something interesting. 
Speaking of which, it is good to have you back, 
Ms. Clayton. It's so much easier to get work 
done with two people. 


Researcher Clayton: Good to be back, sir. | 
don't think you could keep me away at this 
point. Shall we get on with the test? I'm excited 
to see the results. 


Dr. Winslow: Of course, of course. What was | 
thinking? Are you ready, D-3107-1? 


Subject continues pleading; their restraints 
prove effective. 


Dr. Winslow: That's the spirit. 


Dr. Winslow begins administering the test to 
the subject. Two chimes are emitted for the 
first blow to Subject's head, though only 
produce one chime for blows of increasing 
force. Two chimes are produced as one of the 
Subject's teeth become dislodged. 


Dr. Winslow: See? Progress. | think we've 
finally branched into new territory with chime 
interactions. 


Researcher Clayton: | agree, though we 
should conclude the test here; we aren't likely 
to receive another D-Class personnel with our 
current conduct. 


Dr. Winslow: Oh, | suppose you are correct. 
Very well. We can continue this tomorrow. 
Have a good evening, D-3107-1. We have an 
exciting day tomorrow. 


Subject is unresponsive. 


Test 1520 —3/20/2001 

Subject: D-3107-1 

Research Director: Dr. Winslow 

Procedure: Subject is to have SCP-3107 surgically 
inserted inside them, then rotated three times clockwise. 
Log: 


The Procedure is administered. Two chimes 
are produced as SCP-3107 is inserted. Two 
further chimes are produced as the object is 
rotated. 


Dr. Winslow: Well I'll be; you were right. Let 
the records show that chime-producing actions 
can indeed be strung together while inside a 
corpse. 


Researcher Clayton: | suspected as much. 
Perhaps- 


SCP-3107 produces three chimes. 
Researcher Clayton: Oh my god. 


Dr. Winslow: Did we get that on tape!? Three 
chimes! | can't believe it! 


Note: This was the first, and only recorded instance of 
SCP-3107 producing three chimes. 


Note from Dr. Roscranz: Several days after this test, 
SCP-3107 was reclassified as Euclid. Site-19 
administration was made aware of erratic behavior in 
researchers studying SCP-3107, following reports of "the 
horrifying stench of rotting flesh." Upon investigation, the 
remains of D-3107-1 were recovered. All researchers 
studying SCP-3107 were reclassified as SCP-3107-A 
and administered psychological treatment. Amnestics 
have proven incapable of lifting the cognitohazardous 
properties of SCP-3107. 


Addendum: 


| was a good friend of 3107-A-1, back when we still 
called him Dr. Winslow. Knowing the difference between 
what he was and what he is now, | felt it necessary to 
add something here. There is a literal mountain of data 
on 3107, but this is the important bit: 


All things said and done, 3107 is almost entirely 
harmless. However, the Foundation is perhaps the worst 
place it could have ended up. Even in basic training, 
Researchers here are ingrained with a deep, driving 
need to discover. It isn't supposed to be a bad thing! 
That willpower is how we're able to ID impossible 
goddamn things like anti-memes or anti-concepts. After 
spending two months splitting my brain to remember 
"everything besides what 055 is not", | should know this 
better than anyone. 


With 3107, that persistance becomes our achilles heel. It 
feeds on curiosity. It encourages our interest, then 
corrupts it. | know our Site Director will reprimand me for 
encouraging actions counter to standard procedure, but 
if we had just left 3107 in the box we found it in, none of 
this would have happened. Even after we started testing, 
James Winslow could have simply stated 3107 was a 
pointless ringing ball and thrown it in a containment 
locker. It would have never been touched again. Instead, 
this happened. 


So let this be a warning to you: Not everything in the 
Foundation has to be documented. We're not here to 
write books on the unknown or poke apocalypse 
monsters with a stick. We're here to Secure, Contain and 
Protect. Don't forget that. 


Doctor Roscranz, Research Director #2 assigned to 


activity are consistently higher when female humanoid figures are 
within the head's visual axis as compared to other types of objects. 
Below is an abridged list of reflex actions and responses obtained 
from heads grown from SCP-392. 


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When detached from SCP-392, neural activity and reflex actions 
from the heads will cease. The heads can be plucked or will fall from 
the plant naturally via barochory. When detached from SCP-392, the 
head will gradually undergo decomposition, allowing the seed to be 
exposed to water and oxygen. Decomposed matter from the head 
will then serve as an organic fertiliser for germination. 


SCP-392 was discovered in the Katsura Imperial Villa at Kyoto, 
Japan on / /1945. Ties to Daevite culture are later identified via 
cross-reference of tattoos found on the heads, and this document is 
subsequently updated with relevant findings from Daevite sources 
known to the Foundation. 


Addendum 392-1: SCP-392 instances planted at Kyoto was 
conducted during the Pacific War, as part of a ritual to pray for 


SCP-3107 


SCP-3108: The Nerfing Gun 


Item #: SCP-3108 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3108 is to be contained in 
a standard anomalous object containment vault in Site—64, and is 
not to be removed except for testing purposes. Proposed tests must 
be approved in advance by both Dr. Johnson and Dr. Dietz. 
SCP-3108-1 is not to be loaded into SCP-3108 except during 
testing, and is to be stored in a separate containment unit. 


When conducting tests, SCP-3108 is to be handled by Site-64 
security staff only. One officer is to hold and fire the object, while a 
second is to observe the proceedings to minimize risk of accident or 
foul play. Researchers and D-class are forbidden from firing the 
object due to safety and security concerns respectively. Due to the 
accuracy of SCP-3108 being in line with similar products, a 
maximum one (1) meter distance is to be maintained from the 
intended target to prevent accidents. 


Under no circumstance is SCP-3108 to be used in cross-testing with 
other SCP objects. Following Ethics committee ruling on 04/05/20 , 
testing on humanoids has been forbidden. 


Description: SCP-3108 is a heavily modified Nerf brand dart gun 
which demonstrates anomalous transformative properties when 
paired with SCP-3108-1, a foam dart discovered loaded within 
SCP-3108 at the time of recovery. SCP-3108 does not demonstrate 
these properties when firing Nerf darts other than SCP-3108-1, nor 
does SCP-3108-1 demonstrate these properties when fired from a 
different Nerf dart gun. The phrase "OP PLS NERF" is inscribed on 
the exterior of SCP-3108-1 in red ink. 


When SCP-3108 fires SCP-3108-1 into a target, said target will 
instantaneously be altered in such a way that the result is perceived 


as "worse" or "inferior" by the individual wielding the object. This 
transformation can range from minor alterations to complete 
molecular reconstruction. The law of conservation of mass does not 
affect transformations caused by SCP-3108, and noticeable 
increases or decreases in mass have occurred often in testing. The 
resulting objects or organisms do not show any evidence of 
anomalous traits. Transformations do not represent any objective 
value scale, but rather stem solely from the opinions of the current 
holder. 


The outer shell of SCP-3108 is composed of steel, with bronze 
inlays used as decoration. While not impervious to physical damage, 
disassembly of SCP-3108 has proven impossible due to its 
anomalous nature. All tools attempting to deconstruct the object will 
be transformed into broken or fake equivalents, precluding 
examination of the object's interior.1 This seeming behavior of self 
preservation is the only time SCP-3108 has altered objects beyond 
those hit by SCP-3108-1. 


Recovery: SCP-3108’s anomalous properties were discovered 
during a birthday party for 10 year old Jacob Pierce in , Oregon. 
It is presumed SCP-3108 was fired at a concrete wall, resulting in 
the concrete being replaced by loosely stacked stones. The wall 
promptly collapsed, causing minor injuries to 3 civilians. Foundation 
involvement came after the family sued the contractor of their home 
for the incident. The anomalous effect that caused the 
transformation was eventually traced to the gun following 
examination of the incident's location. 


During post incident investigation, Jacob's brother 19 year old 
Nathan Pierce was identified as a member of the GOI Gamers 
Against Weed. Pierce had previously been known to the 
Foundation under his online alias "Kektagon," and had been 
designated POI-6897 due to his creation of SCP- andSCP- .A 
subsequent attempt to detain the target failed, as POI-6897 had fled 
the area two days prior to identification as Nathan Pierce. 


Partial Test Log: 


Target: One dart board made of sisal fibres. 
Result: Dart board composition was changed to cork. In 


addition, various small holes and what appears to be a 
beer stain appeared on the board. 


Target: An eight by eleven sheet of printer paper. 
Result: Paper changed composition to single ply toilet 
paper. 


Target: One spare coffee mug from the Site 19 
Cafeteria. 

Result: Coffee mug was replaced by a tea cup 
composed of ceramic identical to the mug's. 


Target: One United States dollar. 

Result: One United States quarter. 

Notes: Subsequent tests on dollar bills resulted in 
various outcomes, including dimes, nickels, pennies, 
foreign currencies, and fake bills from the board game 
Monopoly. There doesn't seem to be an exact formula for 
these changes.- Dr. Dietz 


Target: One can of Coca Cola. 

Result: One can of Pepsi Cola. 

Notes: Mike, the security officer observing the test, 
expressed dismay at seeing this result. We had him fire 
the dart at the Pepsi can and it changed right back into 
Coke.- Dr Dietz 


Target: One Standard D-class uniform. 

Result: Composition of uniform was changed entirely to 
cotton, and a tag reading "Made in China" was added at 
the neck. 

Notes: While that was hilarious, | think this test is onto 
something. Does the gun have a sense of humor?-Dr. 
Johnson 


Target: One VHS tape containing the 1971 film Willy 
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. 

Result: One DVD of the film's 2005 remake Charlie and 
the Chocolate Factory. 


Target: One male Rattus norvegicus specimen. 


Result: One male specimen of Iridomyrmex purpureus. 
Notes: /nteresting logic on this one. What is the causal 
link between rats and ants?- Dr Dietz 


Target: One female Golden Retriever. 

Result: One female American Shorthair with yellow hair. 
Specimen was unusually large (15.4 kilograms) and 
continued to display behavior consistent with a Golden 
Retriever rather than a feline. 


Target: D-4281, 28 year old Caucasian male. 
Result: D-4281 transformed into a living specimen of 
Homo neanderthalensis. 


Preface: To test the limits of the danger SCP-3108 could 
pose to a human being, security officer Gardiner was 
instructed to reload and fire the gun repeatedly until 
ordered to cease. 

Target: D-3578, 24 year old Hispanic male. 

Result: Initially displaying similar results to D-4281, 
D-3578 proceeded to transform into a variety of different 
species including what appeared to be an 
Australopithecus, an unidentified member of the gibbon 
family, and a specimen of Bradypus pygmaeus.3 On nine 
occasions, the transformation did not result in a change 
of species but instead resulted in visible evidence of 
maiming, disease, or disability. Following 46 successive 
uses, testing was ceased as D-3578 had been reduced 
to a specimen of Lumbricus terrestris too small to be 
accurately hit by SCP-3108-1. 

Notes: Due to concerns from the Ethics Committee as 
well as the possibility of accidental creation of a Homo 
ignotus specimen, testing of SCP-3108 on humanoids is 
suspended effective immediately pending a hearing.- Dr 
Dietz 


Addendum: On 07/19/20 , Foundation personnel apprehended 
POI-6897 at an Internet cafe in Los Angeles, California. POI-6897 
was then escorted to Site-64 for interrogation regarding his 
creations. Interrogation regarding SCP-3108 can be found below. 


+ Show Interview 


Interviewed: POI-6897, Nathan Pierce. 
Subject displays low level reality altering 
capabilities common among anartists and 
GAW members. 


Interviewer: Dr. Leo Dietz 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Dietz: Mr. Pierce, today I'm going to be 
asking you some questions about another of 
your... creations. Specifically, the gun. 


POI-6897: Get fucked. 


Dr. Dietz: Now now, that isn't very helpful. 
Perhaps | should have Agent Green talk to you 
again instead? 


POI-6897: That, um, that isn't necessary. I'm 
sure he's a busy guy, we wouldn't want to 
bother him, lol. 


Dr. Dietz: Pierce, did you really just say the 
letters lol out loud? 


POI-6897: Ugh. I'm used to talking on the 
internet, sue me. And it's Kektagon to you. So, 
what do you fascist cucks want to know? 


Dr. Dietz: | am not going to call you by your 
juvenile screen name. More importantly, why 
did you create the gun? 


POI-6897: Oh the Nerfing gun. Classic. Yeah, 
| thought it would be funny. 


Dr. Dietz: ... That's all? 


POI-6897: Look, what to do you want me to 


say? That it's a symbol of guns making the 
world worse or something? Not everything has 
some grand purpose man. It's just something | 
thought of while smoking. | mean come on, a 
Nerf gun that makes things shitty. It's hilarious! 
| didn't even think of the obvious pun until 
later. Eventually | got bored of it and gave it to 
my bro as a birthday gift. Probably should 
have warned him to be more careful, but live 
and learn am | right? 


Dr. Dietz: You honestly expect me to believe 
that? Despite your group's supposed pacifism, 
the anomalies you all have produced can be 
lethal. This little joke of yours has changed 
steel into balsa wood and people into 
invertebrates. You clearly intended this as a 
weapon. 


POI-6897: ...You, you used it on people? 
Dr. Dietz: Our testing history is not relevant to- 


POI-6897: It... It was supposed to be a joke. It 
was funny. | changed Mass Effect 2 into Mass 
Effect 3, My neighbor's SUV into a Smart Car, 
| didn't use it on people! You bastards, why the 
hell would you do that? I'm not a murderer 
damn it! Why, why would you turn a joke into a 
torture device? Just... just get out of my cell. 
I'm done talking. 

<End Log> 


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