was reallocated to a Foundation-owned communications network 
upon discovery and containment. Logs of the messages that are 
sent to and from SCP-1541-1 through a currently-unknown method 
(as SCP-1541-1 denies possessing any communication devices) are 
to be registered with the Records Department for review and 
research purposes. 


SCP-1541 and SCP-1541-2 were first brought to the Foundation's 
attention through contact with one Amanda of , Michigan. 
SCP-1541-1 and SCP-1541-2 were discovered during an interview 
by a member of Foundation staff, under the assumed identity of a 
technical support representative for the [REDACTED] Telephone 
Company, after the situation reached Foundation information 
analysts. She claimed that she was receiving disturbing messages 
from someone who knew of her great-grandmother, Elisabeth ; 
who had been deceased for almost twenty years at the time of initial 
contact, and discussing several rituals that it demanded to be 
performed. Examination of the cellular phone records have 
corroborated her statement, and produced a twenty-seven character 
designation that does not correspond to any known system. The 
witness’ memories of the event were suppressed, and she is 
currently under Foundation observation to determine if there have 
been further communication attempts made by SCP-1541-1. All 
other known descendants of the original cult that worshiped 
SCP-1541-1 are currently being tracked by MTF-Tau-17 for identical 
reasons. 


Consult Document SCP-1541-T1 for a sample of notable messages 
sent to and from SCP-1541-1 by the initial witness. It should be 
noted that all messages were originally sent in Short Message 
Service (SMS) text format, and have been transcribed as accurately 
as possible to the standard interview format for records-keeping 
purposes. 


Document SCP-1541-T1: 


Foreword: The following is a log of the messages saved 
on SCP-1541-2 between SCP-1541-1 and Amanda 
approximately three days before the Foundation 
discovered SCP-1541. 


<Begin Log> 

SCP-1541-1: HEEEEELLO BEAUTIFL 

Amanda : Hi? Who is this? 

SCP-1541-1: IT IS ITHEGRETGOD [DATA EXPUNGED] 
SCP-1541-1 WILL YOU BARE YOURSLF BEFOR ME? 


Amanda : Oh god. Did Gabs give out my number to 
you? 


SCP-1541-1: | KNOW NOT OF THIS ‘GABS’. | 
SEARCHD THE COSMOS FOR THE PROPER 
ELECTRICAL FLOW TO SPK T YOU. 


Amanda : | think you got the wrong number, guy. 
Please stop texting me. 


SCP-1541-1: IMPOSSIBLE. RU NT AMANDA ; 
THE YOUNGST OF TH FAMILY ???? 


Amanda : QUIT. MESSAGING. ME. 
SCP-1541-1: IT /IS/ YOU! OH JOYUS DAYEEE 


Amanda :... You're not going to quit, are you. 


Amanda : Look, asshole, this has been a long day 
and | don’t need this. 


SCP-1541-1: AHH.. JUST LIKE ELISABETH. FIRY AND 
RUUDE 


SCP-1541-1: WHY HAS YUR FMLYYYY NOT 
PERFORMED THE RITUAL OF BLOOD AND WINE IN 
TEN DECADES? 


SCP-1541-1: | DEMND REVERENCE! PROSTRT 
URSELF BEFOR THE FIRE OF [DATA EXPUNGED}], 


AND BARE YOUR FLESH TO TH NIGT SKY, SO IT 
MAY PLEASE ME! 


Amanda : I’m calling the cops. 


SCP-1541-1: WHAT ARE THESE COPS YOU SPEAK 
OF? 


SCP-1541-1: HELLO? 
SCP-1541-1: THE FCK ARE COPS? 


SCP-1541-1: UGH. THIS HAPNS ALL THE TIM. YOR 
PPL IGNORE ME. | GRW WEAKERRR BY THE DAY. 


SCP-1541-1: 1 am sry. Did nt relz | had the caps |Ock on. 
Forgv me 


SCP-1541-1: Helooooo... 
SCP-1541-1: Amnda? 
SCP-1541-1: Amanda??? 


Researcher's Note: SCP-1541-1 continues in this style 
of message fifty-seven times during the next forty-five 
minutes, with increased repetition of the woman’s name 
and usage of punctuation marks, eventually (starting with 
message twenty-eight) using what was determined by 
the linguistic department as Babylonian expletives and 
various threats, and finally, by message forty-three, more 
pleas for the aforementioned rituals to be performed. 


SCP-1541-1: FINE. YOU LITTLE WHOR. | BET YOU 
WORSHIP THAT ASSHOLE YHWH NOW DNT U 


Amanda : JESUS CHRIST. STOP ALREADY. 


SCP-1541-1: | FUCKNG KNW IT! SELLOUT!!!4 


Amanda : What the fuck is your problem, man? Just 
leave me the hell alone! 


SCP-1541-1: Your just Ike evryon else. | bet 
[REDACTED] dosn have to put up wit ths shit. Hed just 
send som of hs frog asswholes to fuck u up! 


SCP-1541-1: Yknw something, u can keep ur fckin 
YHWH.. Il find new worshipers. | don't need u. Later, 
BITCH. :P 


Researcher's Note: Approximately three hours pass 
before SCP-1541-1 attempts to contact Amanda 
again. 


SCP-1541-1: Look. Im sory for calln u a bitc. lv just 
beeen drnk for a whle, and relly lonly... plz talk to me? 


SCP-1541-1: | don hav any1 left but yu. 


Amanda : GOD FUCKING DAMNIT STOP TXTNG 
ME! 


Amanda : I've already asked you at least three 
times, and | really don't need this shit now. 


SCP-1541-1: Well fuck u too. 
Amanda : Go to hell, jackass. 
SCP-1541-1: MAYBE | WLL. 
SCP-1541-1: After | fins this drnk. 
<End Log> 


Closing Statement: No further messages were recorded between 
SCP-1541-1 and the initial witness, and SCP-1541-1 did not attempt 
to contact her again for four days, at which time SCP-1541-2 was in 
Foundation possession. SCP-1541-1 expressed distress at the fact 
that it was denied contact with its original worshipers, and 
immediately attempted to coerce the three researchers assigned to 


SCP-1541 into performing supplicatory rituals. All requests for 
completion of these rituals were denied. 


« SCP-1540 | SCP-1541 | SCP-1542 » 


SCP-1542: Subject: A-35 


Item #: SCP-1542 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1542 is contained in a 
standard 3 m x 4m x 4 mcorrosion resistant cell. The cell has been 
outfitted with a simple structure of pipe which functions as a form of 
resting area for SCP-1542. The organism's cell must be cleaned 
twice every month and any noticeable corrosion is to be repaired 
during this time. The entity is to be fed once daily by supplying a 
basin of nutrient rich slurry formed from puréed meat and vegetable 
matter; SCP-1542 has displayed a noticeable aversion to food stuffs 
containing capsaicin. 


Any and all personnel scheduled to interact with SCP-1542 ona 
regular basis must attend monthly psychological evaluations. 


SCP-1542 is currently stored at Sector-28 within medical ward-3; 
transfer to Bio-Research Area-12 is currently under review. 


Description: SCP-1542 is a vaguely humanoid entity that consists 
primarily of muscle tissue anchored to a tubular structure composed 
of an unidentified foam-like substance. SCP-1542 measures 190 cm 
long and weighs 57 kg. The creature possesses rudimentary 
auditory organs situated inside the torso, and a heavily modified 
nervous system has been weaved throughout the skeletal structure. 
The subject's muscle tissue secretes a solution of potent paralytic 
substances contained within a semi-acidic mucus; the substance 
appears to coat the entirety of its body and functions as a form of 
gelatinous skin. SCP-1542 does not possess a vascular system, 
respiratory system, or a digestive tract, instead absorbing oxygen 
and nutrients through its mucous coating. 


The entity appears to prefer limbless locomotion, primarily 
contracting and expanding its torso to propel itself when travelling 


across its cell. SCP-1542 will utilize its limbs when climbing or 
navigating uneven terrain, on rare occasions the organism has been 
seen attempting bipedal movement. 


SCP-1542 has shown to be self-aware and on occasion has 
attempted to communicate with interacting staff members and 
cleaning crews. 


Addendum 1542-1: SCP-1542 was acquired from the sewage 
treatment facility located in Calgary, Alberta on 16/09/1998 after an 
emergency call was received about a ‘living corpse’. A small team of 
agents were deployed under the disguise of emergency response 
personnel; SCP-1542 was located within the primary screening 
waste deposit bin feeding upon dissolved organic detritus. The entity 
was then detained and transported to Sector-28. 


Class-A amnesiacs were administered to all facility staff. 


Addendum 1542-2: Further medical examination of SCP-1542 
uncovered an inscribed metallic rod surgically implanted within the 
[REDACTED] of the specimen. The rod bore the following 
inscription: 


Subject: A-35 

Project: AN1-M4KR-0021c 
Prototype: HAG-092b-1 
Purpose: WASTE-2b 
Facility: DBO-18a-1 


Addendum 1542-3: Additional documentation was recovered from a 
USB flash drive located within the subjects torso as well as several 
scraps of white cloth, recovered data was heavily encrypted and the 
device was partially damaged from acid exposure. The following 
document seems to outline the subject's initial capture and 
experimentation: 


Series: 0021c 


Date: March 15, 1981 
Location: , Saskatchewan, Canada 


Subject: 


Capture Report: Squad A53-b located the subject at 
approximately 0700 - Sunday, no reported casualties. 
Subject successfully incapacitated before being 
relocated to Test Facility DBO-18c-2. 


Chemical Exposure Report: Subject A-35 remained fully 
submerged for 23 hours, upon removal from Vat 17- 
GH8-1b subject began losing cohesion between the 
hypodermis and underlying muscle tissue, subject was 
subsequently sedated. 


Initial Surgical Report: Subject A-35 was moved to 
Surgical Bay E-2a for additional chemical exposure bef- 


All remaining information was too heavily corrupted for proper 
recovery, further investigation into the organization behind 
SCP-1542's creation is currently underway. 


« SCP-1541 | SCP-1542 | SCP-1543 » 


SCP-1543: Efrain's Dialtone 


Item #: SCP-1543 
Object Class: Safe Neutralized Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Given the non-local nature of 
SCP-1543, it is impossible to fully prevent non-Foundation access to 
it, and non-Foundation access has been reported by SCP-1543-1 to 
have occurred no less than _ times prior to the Foundation 
becoming aware of SCP-1543 and enacting current containment 
protocols.! As such, containment measures are largely focused on 
educating populations likely to accidentally access SCP-1543 on 
how to avoid doing so, under the guise of public service 
announcements. Although it appears that SCP-1543 is only able to 
make one connection at a time, there is a single recorded instance 
wherein a loud beep sounded, without originating from either 
terminus of the active connection. 


All communication via SCP-1543 is to be performed in a quiet room, 
with all sound originating from the anomalous end of SCP-1543 
recorded for later analysis. Although SCP-1543 may be accessed at 
any time for monitoring purposes, any communications with 
SCP-1543-1 must be performed in a whisper, and should be 
restricted to between the hours of 1730 GMT and 0900 GMT. 
Conversations are to occur no more than once per day, barring 
ambient sounds indicative of an emergency situation, and may be 
concluded at the request of SCP-1543-1. 


Description: SCP-1543 is a phone number that can only be 
reached by international dialing. The country code is __, which is not 
in use, but very similar to one of those assigned to [REDACTED]. It 
is currently presumed that all accidental accesses of SCP-1543 are 
a result of misdialing the country code. When any phone connection 
is used to dial SCP-1543,2 the connection picks up after one ring. 
The other end of the connection apparently manifests as an 
intangible point in space fixed approximately 5 cm from the right ear 


of SCP-1543-1. This point functions as both a speaker and 
microphone and is able to receive ambient environmental sounds in 
addition to the voice of SCP-1543-1. Per SCP-1543-1, any 
communication that originates from the non-anomalous end of 
SCP-1543 is approximately as loud as if the source was standing 
next to SCP-1543-1 and speaking at the same volume. 


SCP-1543-1 is self-reportedly a human male by the name of Efrain 
, a former resident of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Document 
searches verify the existence of such an individual, but attempts to 
interview family members or past employers uniformly result in 

denials of any knowledge of SCP-1543-1. 


SCP-1543-1 reports that he fell asleep in his residence on 
06/21/2011 and woke up in his current location, which consists of 
the overgrown ruins of an unknown city located in a tropical 
environment. SCP-1543-1 is largely uncooperative with attempts to 
converse with him, due to fear of attracting the attention of local 
predators. He is also displaying an increasing degree of annoyance 
and anger towards the Foundation due to the frequency of contacts 
made to him. 


Excerpted Interview Logs (translated from Spanish): 
Call 1 
Dr. B_ : (clears throat) Hello? 


SCP-1543-1: (loud) Shitshitshit! (continues in a forced 
whisper for the remainder of the interview) Shut up, you 
idiot! Who the fuck is it this time?! 


Dr. B_ : (lowers his voice for the remainder of the 
interview) My name is Dr. B_ . The group | work for 
learned abou- 


SCP-1543-1: Fuck, more than one of you are working 
together now? What in the name of the Holy Mother do 
you want with me? 


(the rustling of leaves can be heard in the background, 


increasing as if in a strengthening wind) 


SCP-1543-1: Wait, what was that? Shit, there's some 
about a block away! Just shut up and leave me alone! 


Dr.B_ : Please wait. We mean you no harm. We just 
want to find out wh- 


SCP-1543-1: Shut up! Not now! Not when they're so 
close! 


All further attempts to communicate with SCP- 1543-1 
during this interview failed to elicit a response and the 
interview was concluded after approximately 5 minutes 
of hearing panting breaths and rustling vegetation. 


Note that all interview attempts from this point were conducted at a 
whisper level. 


Call 14 


Dr.B_ : We're still trying to find out where you are, 
Senor . ls there anything else you can tell us about 
where you are? Any signs or anything? 


SCP-1543-1: | already to/d you everything! It's just some 
city with weird squiggles on all the signs instead of real 
letters! 


Dr.B_ : What about the plants or animals? Can you 
describe any of them that seem unusual? 


SCP-1543-1: | don't know anything about plants, man. | 
live in the city. And | haven't seen any animals other than 
those asshole monsters! | to/d you this already! 


Dr.B_ : We're having trouble matching your description 
of the animals to anything on file. Are you sure there's 
nothing else you can tell us about them? 


SCP-1543-1: What else can | tell you?! They're about the 
size of horses, they're shiny and black, and they attack 


each other crazy and vicious! I'm not going to get any 
closer to any of them to find out anything else! 


Dr.B_ : We'll keep trying, then. Just let us know if 
anything new hap- 


A rapid rustling is heard, immediately followed by a loud 
thump and a loud, gravelly roar. SCP-1543-1 screams 
briefly, and then can be heard running through 
vegetation. The roar seems to recede. 


Call 36 


SCP-1543-1: I'm feeling really sick, doctor. | think some 
of those mushrooms | ate were bad. You said they 
should be okay, right? 


Dr. B_ : Based on your description, they shouldn't have 
been poisonous. How is your water supply? 


SCP-1543-1: The same rain water as before. (short 
barking laugh, followed by a series of deep, hacking 
coughs) | guess | should be thankful it rains so much. Ay, 
Heavenly Father... Doctor? 


Dr.B : Yes? 
SCP-1543-1: I'm going to die here, aren't |? 


Dr.B_ : We're still trying to find a way to get you home, 
Efrain. Now try to rest and get your strength back. 


SCP-1543-1: If you say so, doctor. 
Call 37 


Note: On / /2012 at 1737 GMT, the telephone reserved 
for use with SCP-1543 rang independently. After 12 
minutes, Dr.B entered the interview room, activated 
the recording equipment and answered the call. 


Dr. B_ : Hello. Who is this?