We can't thank you enough for letting us use the 
beavers! We've spoken to them about our 
agreement and they seem ecstatic! We've already 
begun putting them to work building a new wing 
for our on-site dormitories, and they're doing a 
great job! We're thinking about teaching them how 
to use materials other than wood, but they seem a 
little apprehensive to that... They've streamlined 
our production of facilities and | think that our 
arrangement is going to be instrumental in the 
growth of the WWS. The good part for you is that 
they work for free so this should slash the amount 
of money you need to give us by a significant 


function normally within SCP-487. 


Addendum 3: SCP-487's current incarnation as a Sears Catalog 
Home came about as the result of moving Items 405, 772, 1056, 
and 2001 according to a certain mathematical pattern. SCP-487's 
dimensions now seem to be expanding at the rate of 0.3cm (.12 in) 
per month, necessitating the removal and relocation of the 
containment failsafes. Researchers have reported hearing groaning 
and growling sounds around the perimeter, though this is attributed 
to the stresses on SCP-487's structural materials as caused by its 
expansion. 


Addendum 4: After the unauthorized removal of Items 991 and 
1074, tracking satellites detected a massive accumulation of thermal 
energy just beneath the Earth's surface, centered around SCP-487's 
general location. The anomalous energy readings immediately 
dissipated once the missing items were returned to their original 
locations. 


« SCP-486 | SCP-487 | SCP-488 » 


amount (see article 3 chapter 4 of the Boring 
Agreement for more details on the finances). 


Kindest Regards, 
Frank Richardson 


P.S. | know it might be hard to do with all your 
super-serious top secret save the world stuff, but 
you should take a day off and see the beavers, it's 
amazing! 


Dear Frank, 

I'm glad that the beavers are being put to good 
use, after studying their behavior, | feel like 
they will be of great help to you if you treat 
them with respect, of course. They really are 
interesting animals, aren't they; with the way 
that they all work with one another to bring 
about a common goal. If we didn't have to 
keep them a secret | think that they could 
easily replace all human construction workers 
with how well they work together. | suppose 
I've grown quite fond of these creatures in my 
study of them. 


Sincerely, 
Jerard Throckmorton 


P.S. I'd love to come down there and see them 
some time. 


« SCP-3764 | SCP-3765 | SCP-3766 » 


Footnotes 

1. The Boring Agreement states that containment of all fauna within 
Clackamas County classified as Euclid or Safe defaults to GOI-466 
2. North American Beaver 


3. For example screws, nails, or washers 


SCP-3766: Reverse Cargo Cult 


Item #: SCP-3766 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As a method of preventing the 
effects of SCP-3766 has not yet been found, no plan for 
containment of SCP-3766 besides basic media suppression has 
been devised at time of writing. 


Description: SCP-3766 are semi-metaphysical creatures, capable 
of feeding on the conceptual base of anything deemed "man-made", 
including (but not limited to) artificial structures, works of art, digital 
information and humans themselves!. SCP-3766 are humanoid, 
between 80 and 150 cm in height, and composed almost entirely 
from desiccated plant matter and matted hair from various creatures. 
Attempts to neutralise SCP-3766 have resulted in instantaneous 
binary fission, which is presumed to be their primary method of 
reproduction. 


SCP-3766 instances are native to a hitherto uncharted Polynesian 
island approximately 12 km in diameter, located at the centre of a 
perception altering field, the net result of which is to render the 
island invisible to any subjects less than 200 metres from its border. 
A probabilistic anomaly (believed to be an intrinsic property of 
SCP-3766) also affects the island, and all vehicles (air, sea, or 
otherwise) passing within 500 metres will inevitably crash in its 
vicinity. This is due to external circumstances in 96% of cases, the 
other 4% being directly caused by SCP-3766. 


When left unobserved, SCP-3766 will construct life-size models of 
vehicles from any available material, and position these on the 
beach. Within 48 hours of the model's creation, the model's real-life 
counterpart will attempt to move close to the island (ordinarily 
following pre-planned routes), and will fall victim to SCP-3766's 
effects. Despite extensive research, no anomalous influence has 


been found to cause this correlation. 


The following is a highly abridged list of noteworthy models 
constructed by SCP-3766-1 instances, and the effects thereof: 


Date 
19/03/1989 


14/08/1994 


03/12/2003 


Detaiis of Modei 
First model noted by 
the Foundation. 
Appeared to be a 
replica of a small 
sailing ship, complete 
with twenty model 
crew members and 
sails woven from 
natural fibres. 


First non-seafaring 
vehicle replicated by 


Effect 
A ship of similar size, 
returning from port, 
was drawn into the 
island by abnormally 
severe weather 
patterns in the region. 
Although initially 
intending to take only 
eighteen crew 
members, the captain 
(one Marcus 
Llewellyn), changed 
plans just before 
setting sail, allowing 
two others passage. 
All human crew 
members consumed 
by SCP-3766 
alongside the boat 
itself. 
All passengers 
consumed by 


SCP-3766, resemblingSCP-3766 on landing. 


a commercial 
passenger plane with 
a number of human 
passengers. 


A small vehicle, 
vaguely resembling 


Aircraft used as the 
centrepiece for a 
primitive celebration, 
after which it was also 
consumed. 

Several vehicles 
similar to the model 


several known branas were stolen by a local 


of speedboat. Model 
was left on the beach 


gang, and anchored 
nearby. During a 


for an abnormally lorig storm two weeks later, 


29/01/2017 


06/06/2021 


period of time, 
upwards of three 
weeks. 


A large, vaguely 
cylindrical object, 
tapered at one end 
with a number of 
spurs (tree branches) 
arranged radially. 


[REDACTED] 


one such vehicle 
came unfastened and 
drifted into the others, 
which quickly followed 
suit. All vehicles were 
drawn towards the 
island by natural water 
currents, and were 
consumed by 
SCP-3766 over a 
number of monins. 
SCPSAT-044A, a 
Foundation-owned 
communication 
satellite, underwent 
scheduled deorbiting. 
Complications arose, 
and the satellite made 
a direct impact 50 
metres offshore from 
the island. While 
initially observed with 
suspicion by 
SCP-3766 instances, 
it was quickly 
consumed along with 
its contents. 
[REDACTED] See 
Addendum.1 for more 
information. 


Addendum.1: On 27/05/2021, despite worries over hostility from 
SCP-3766, the decision was made to station a permanent ten-man 
task force on the island. Research Task Force Gamma-Digamma 
("So Cargo Good") was formed shortly after. 


Almost immediately after the initial island survey began, RTF-I-F 
Leader Micheals located a small, partially concealed cave on the 
eastern shorefront. The cave contained several SCP-3766 
instances, who watched the intrusion warily, and ten humanoid 


models, dressed in white coats woven from dried grasses. 


Preliminary examination of relevant materials placed these models 
at just over 48 hours old. Contact with RTF-I-F was lost shortly 
afterwards. 


Footnotes 

1. For more information on abstract reduction (and the inevitable 
annihilation of related objects) consult the Foundation Guide to 
Metaphysical Anomalies. 


SCP-3767: Additional Baggage Fee 


The onset of SCP-3767 


Item #: SCP-3767 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Personnel embedded in United 
Airlines are to discourage, disrupt, and sabotage all attempts to 
overbook flights from Newark to Houston. Should an overbooked 
flight depart, Foundation personnel are to detain all passengers to 
administer Class-B amnestics before allowing them to disembark. 
Should personnel locate an individual not on the original flight 
manifest, they are to be detained and directed to a nearby 
Foundation site for further containment. 


Experimentation requiring overbooked flights may be scheduled 
under approval from SCP-3767 project head. 


Description: SCP-3767 refers to an anomalous phenomenon that 
occurs on overbooked United Airlines flights from Newark, New 
Jersey to Houston, Texas. SCP-3767 occurs approximately twenty 
minutes after the airplane reaches cruising altitude. The onset is 
indicated by a change in the color of the sky, as it will appear to take 
on a dark shade of purple’. This begins at the horizon, and spreads 
upwards. Once the sky has changed colors entirely2, the plane 
stops all translational movement, and enters a slowed free falls. 
During this descent, the plane remains parallel to the ground, and 
the sky appears to grow red. 


At this point, a feminine voice with a British accent will soeak 
through the plane's speaker system. This voice will declare that an 
extra passenger is on board and is weighing down the plane. The 
voice then states that this extra passenger must be removed in 
order for the plane to regain lift. Video procured during testing shows 
that an additional passenger is indeed on board. It is unknown at 


what point this individual appears. 


After an individual has been removed from the plane, free fall will 
cease, and the pilot will return the plane to cruising altitude. Ejecting 
this individual from the plane does not cause the cabin to undergo 
decompression. As the plane ascends, the sky will return to its 
original color. Searches of the area where the ejected individual was 
predicted to land have failed to locate said individual. 


Passengers aboard the flight are able to recall the events that take 
place during SCP-3767, but only when prompted. However, they are 
unable to comprehend the abnormality of the event. 


In 78% of recorded cases, the passengers collectively decide on an 
individual to remove, who is then ejected through the airlock. In 21% 
of cases, an individual removes themselves from the plane. See 
Addendum SCP-3767-1 for details on the remaining case. 


In 63% of cases, one passenger on the original manifest will be 
reported as missing after the event, despite the same number of 
people getting on and off the plane. 


Addendum SCP-3767-1: On 05/10/2016, The Foundation sent 
D-3114 to observe SCP-3767 on flight 3552. When D-3114 landed, 
all individuals on the original manifest were accounted for. 
SCP-3767 proceeded as normal, until the passengers attempted to 
decide who to eject from the flight: 


+ Open Video Transcript 


For brevity, the following transcription begins 
immediately after the announcement was made that an 
additional passenger was on board the flight. All footage 
was taken from D-3114's camera, which was planted as 
part of his jacket. 


<Begin Log> 
D-3114 is sitting in his aisle seat. The man in 


the next seat over has fainted. The majority of 
the passengers quietly murmur among 


themselves. A small child can be heard crying 
from behind D-3114. A number of additional 
passengers appear traumatized as well. 
Others move about the cabin to either reach 
their luggage or talk to others. 


D-3114: Here we go. 
D-3114 stands. 


D-3114: [shouting] Well, you all heard the 
voice, right? 


Cabin goes silent, save for a crunching noise. 
After the pause, a woman wearing standard 
business attire (Passenger A) stands and 
addresses D-31 14. 


Passenger A: You're suggesting we actually 
throw someone overboard? 


D-3114: Do you have any better ideas? 
Passenger A: Are you insane? 


D-3114: Trust me lady, I've seen much weirder 
than this. 


Passenger A: So you are insane. Please sit 
down and we'll get you help as soon as we 
land. 


D-3114: I'm not ins— 


A man in casual clothing (Passenger B) stands 
as well. 


Passenger B: Are we even going to survive a 
landing if this keeps up? 


Passenger A: | mean... | don't know but... 


D-3114: You can look outside. Might not feel 
like itin here, but we're moving pretty fast. 


Passenger A: Sure but— 


Passenger B: I'm just sayin’ that well, it's 
sorta a numbers game. 


Passenger A: | guess you have a point. 
Besides, if it doesn't work then we'd all be 
fucked anyways. 


D-3114: Now that's the spirit. 
Passenger A glares at D-3114. 


D-3114: Ok, so yeah. Everyone go to your 
seats. Like whatever it says on the ticket. We'll 
narrow it down to two people. 


Passengers reorganize themselves and take 
their seats. The cabin is silent again, except 
for a soft crunching noise. Only person left in 
without a seat is a young child (Passenger C). 


D-3114: Yo kid, where's your seat? 


Passenger C approached D-3114, and points 
to his seat. 


D-3114: Tough luck kiddo. This one's mine. 
Also who here is eating something? The 
crunching noise is really annoying. 


Passenger A: Wait, who says you aren't the 
extra passenger? 


Passenger B: Good point. Do you have 
anyone to vouch for you? 


D-3114: Of course! | got— 


SCP-488: Meteor Attractor 


Item #: SCP-488 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the small size of objects 
leaving SCP-488-1, suppression of public dissemination of 
knowledge regarding SCP-488 is sufficient for containment in the 
foreseeable future. 


SCP-488-2 is housed in a reinforced bunker at a depth of 50 m near 
the military proving ground at [REDACTED]. Triple-redundant 
seismic sensors are in place to record meteorite impacts in the 
vicinity, and must be tested daily for functionality. 


In the case of impact of meteorites above 0.5 m in diameter, the 
structural integrity of the bunker must be inspected, and SCP-488-2 
moved to a backup bunker located 500 m to the south via 
underground tunnel if repairs are necessary. 


Description: SCP-488-1 is a location near Earth's L4 Lagrangian 
Point. Though direct observation of the location has shown nothing 
stationary to date, objects ranging from 0.5 m to 12 m in diameter 
will spontaneously appear at this location, and immediately 
accelerate towards the Earth. Composition varies slightly from object 
to object, but are consistent with rocks of extraterrestrial origin, and 
do not appear to be artificial. Most of these objects disintegrate and 
burn up in the atmosphere, but a meteor of sufficient mass to impact 
the surface will strike every six (6) to twelve (12) hours. 


SCP-488-2 is a 26-year old Caucasian male identified as ,a 
resident of , before his voluntary containment with the 
Foundation. SCP-488-2 is physiologically normal in all respects, 
apart from heavy scarring acquired from his anomalous property. To 
date, all objects positively identified as originating from SCP-488-1 
have been recorded impacting within 100 m of SCP-488-2, 


D-3114 turns to the seat next to him. The man 
sitting there is still unconscious. 


D-3114: Hey. Hey! Wake up! 
Passenger B: Anyone else? 


D-3114 looks at the seats across the aisle. 
The passengers look away from him. 


D-3114: You guys don't really think that... 


Passenger A: It would make sense too. He 
could've been trying to trick us by actively 
misleading our search. 


D-3114: Well then I've done quite a shit job 
haven't |? 


Passenger A: | never said you were smart. 


Passenger B: Whoa whoa. Let's calm down a 
sec. 


Passenger B walks to Passenger C and kneels 
so he can look Passenger C in the eye. 


Passenger B: Are your mom and dad on 
board? 


Passenger C shakes his head. 
Passenger B: Where are they? 


Passenger C: Th-they said they would pick 
me up. My grandma brought m-me here, but 
couldn't come with. 


Passenger B: Do you have any luggage with 
you? 


Passenger C points to the overhead 


compartment. Passenger B opens it and pulls 
out a Spiderman-themed suitcase.