Putting this in a format your puny x64 crap will be able to 
parse @. "Better games" is not worth the hassle of 
physical tech, man. | hope you appreciate the effort | had 
to put into making Oinkers accept this, because when 
you're over here I'm getting you an x0 machine to work 
with. 


Anyway, yeah, how-to. Feed Oinkers that sigil | gave you 
(make sure it's fully charged first) and wait for it to 
compile her. Shouldn't take more than a couple seconds. 
Controls are your basic wasd and rf for up/down. Once 


you've got the hang of it you should be able to just think 
your way around, though. | tried to make this as simple 
as | could. I'd say to ask your mom for help with setting it 
up, but | know you wanna keep all this magic shit a 
secret from her. Just tell her you love her or something, 
yeah? No going back once you boot this up. 


| included a basic protection ring in the sigil, so people 
shouldn't bother you once you're in - | promise I'm not 
babying you, I've seen some bad shit happen to 
unprotected first-timers. Eldritch horrors and w/e. I'll talk 
you through dismantling it once we've met up. | set up a 
basic sympathetic link last time | was over, so I'll Know 
when you've connected. 


You're gonna enjoy the astral plane, man!! | know you've 
been waiting a while for this. I'm really looking forward to 
seeing you. Fuck, this is going to be sick. 


Love you lots, 
Felix. 


PS: and lots and lots and lots. Fuck the no-romance 
policy. 


Interview with Claudia Dubois indicates she has no idea who 'Felix' 
is or what their relationship may have been to her son. Investigation 
is underway, at low priority. 


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SCP-3880, Rating: 169 
SCP-2338, Rating: 153 
SCP-2559, Rating: 145 
SCP-948, Rating: 134 
Operation OverMeta, Rating: 120 
SCP-3559, Rating: 71 


SCP-3772, Rating: 68 
SCP-3373, Rating: 56 
SCP-3224, Rating: 46 
Headache, Rating: 30 
This Year, Rating: 19 


SCP-2780: Temporal Anomaly, 618 Evergreen St. 


Item #: SCP-2780 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The house containing 
SCP-2780 is to be occupied by Foundation security officers 
belonging to the Temporal Division to prevent unauthorized access. 
To prevent unnecessary attention from neighbors and municipal 
authorities, the on-site security officers should portray themselves as 
a couple in a committed relationship to all neighbors and passers- 
by; the house will be deeded in their name for legal purposes. All 
doors, windows, and locks have been upgraded to bullet- and 
shatterproof variations. Security officers are encouraged to continue 
regular maintenance of the house over the years of occupation duty. 
The Foundation will arrange a transfer of possession between sets 
of security personnel that resembles conventional moving-out and 
moving-in activities over the course of the Foundation's period of 
active occupation. 


To avoid potential manifestation of temporal paradoxes, the 
Foundation must cease active occupation of the house by 2089 
February 11 and put the house for sale. The Foundation must also 
ensure that the house is purchased by Sahrah Fulvia at an 
affordable price (no more than 14,000 AND, slightly below median 
rates in the neighborhood). Recording devices throughout the house 
will continue monitoring activity within the house to ensure that the 
timeline remains coherent. 


The rear bedroom of the house (the active zone of SCP-2780) is to 
be monitored for continued activity during present containment. 
Because SCP-2780 was contained successfully on 2016 August 06, 
based on the Foundation's current understanding of the anomaly, 
Foundation agents should be able to arrest Sahrah Fulvia, remove 
her nightstand, and resume active occupation of the house by 2091 
August 06 without consequences to the timeline. However, because 


Sahrah Fulvia appears to remain in the house without any 
Foundation intervention as late as 2092 April 30 (based on the time 
of this writing + 75 years) and appears to have gained some 
awareness of the Foundation's containment efforts through unknown 
means,! monitoring of SCP-2780 will continue. 


Description: SCP-2780 is an auditory anomaly isolated to the rear 
bedroom of the house presently located at 618 Evergreen St. in 
Dresden, TN, United States. While in the rear bedroom of the house, 
an individual or recording device will hear any sounds or 
conversations occurring in that room at that time exactly seventy-five 
years in the future after that point. Individuals outside the room will 
not hear anything anomalous; individuals standing in the threshold 
of the door will hear sounds only if one or both of their ears is inside 
the confines of the room. 


Additionally, if a brown wooden nightstand with a drawer is placed in 
the northeast corner of the room, with the drawer opening towards 
the west, an individual occupying the room seventy-five years in the 
future can transfer small objects into the present time. Scientific 
modifications of the environment have confirmed all of the 
particulars of this arrangement: any form of wood can be used, so 
long as it is brown (staining is permissible); the furniture must be a 
freestanding drawered object intended for placement beside a bed; 
the furniture must be in that particular corner (up to approximately 
40 cm away from flush with either wall) and facing in that particular 
direction (+ four degrees in any direction); otherwise no transference 
can occur. Evidence suggests that a similar object exists in that 
location in the house seventy-five years in the future; however, 
experimentation has not yet had the opportunity to treat the future as 
an independent variable. 


Addendum 2780-A: Recovery Description 


SCP-2780 was discovered when Foundation operatives in Region 
166 (West Tennessee/Kentucky) obtained information regarding 
court proceedings for Breanna Renae Tucker, held on multiple 
charges of selling illegal substances and possession of illegal 
substances with intent to sell. Foundation interest was piqued by 
court documents that suggested that several of the substances were 
not identifiable by any laboratory that the court had contacted, as 


has been uncovered. 


Interview SCP-323-A: James Namagoose, an individual involved in 
the murders and sustaining of SCP-323-1 prior to its containment 
was brought in for questioning involving SCP-323-1. Mr. 
Namagoose remained unusually calm throughout and after the 
interview. 


Following the interview and containment of SCP-323, Mr. 
Namagoose was administered amnestics and was reintroduced to 
his community. 


Dr. : Please state your name for the record. 
Namagoose: James Namagoose. 


Dr. : Please state your involvement with the 
murders. 


Namagoose: | helped move the bodies for the wendigo 
to eat. 


Dr. : What do you know about the object? 


Namagoose: There is a story of the Cree men, back 
when fighting was common, who tried to control the 
wendigo, to give his people an advantage. It was just a 
story. The elders knew more, but we were safe, so we 
didn't ask. 


Dr. : When did you first encounter the entity? 


Namagoose: One night | heard yelling all around the 
village. A warped man walked out of the woods, killed 
our friends right in front of us. Sometimes it would stare 
more than it would make to kill, try to talk to you. It 


whispered at me, "pe misto", "come and eat". It made 
me cold in my bones. 


Dr. : And then? 


Namagoose: Then | felt like | could understand the 


well as Ms. Tucker's insistence that all of the drugs were medical in 
nature and had no risk of dependency or addiction. 


Standard methods were used to contain Ms. Tucker and erase all 
records of her arrest and prior existence. Ms. Tucker was initially 
hesitant to discuss how she procured the drugs she had been 
selling, but chemical interrogation yielded more comprehensive 
information. 


Ms. Tucker informed the Foundation that she had discovered 
SCP-2780 after moving into the residence at 618 Evergreen St. and 
overhearing unusual conversation. After ruling out conventional 
sources for the conversation, she used careful attention to the 
unusual dialect and vocabulary, limited use of hallucinogenic 
chemicals, and some experience with common cultural tropes of 
time travel fiction and deduced SCP-2780's anomalous nature. 


The city of Dresden, TN was at that time in the process of burying a 
75-year time capsule as part of a civic pride campaign enacted after 
a local election. Ms. Tucker included in that time capsule a letter to 
be mailed to the occupant of her address in the year 2090, informing 
her that she was capable of overhearing her conversations in the 
future and proposing a trade arrangement. Ms. Tucker had already 
made notice of (and informed the future occupant, who she had 
identified as Sahrah Fulvia, about) SCP-2780's secondary effect, 
which she had determined after recovering several small items in 
her night stand and overhearing Ms. Fulvia complaining about 
having lost them. 


Ms. Tucker proposed that Ms. Fulvia do some research into 
inexpensive, over-the-counter pharmaceutical items available in 
stores in 2090 that were significantly more expensive and difficult to 
acquire in 2015. Ms. Tucker included a list of suggested medicines, 
including antibiotics, antihistamines, antivirals, antiretrovirals, 
painkillers, and anti-inflammatory drugs. Ms. Tucker also suggested 
that she could invest money in a savings account at the local 
Reelfoot Bank branch in Martin (a nearby town) and Ms. Fulvia 
would be more than repaid by 2090 by way of interest. Finally, Ms. 
Tucker suggested that if Ms. Fulvia wanted to continue a line of 
communication in chronological order, she could enter the rear 
bedroom, respond verbally to Ms. Tucker's letter, and then go to a 


predetermined location (in the back yard of the house) and dig ina 
particular spot to find the next message, which Ms. Tucker would 
write after hearing Ms. Fulvia's response. 


According to Ms. Tucker, she waited in the room containing 
SCP-2780 until Ms. Fulvia read the letter. Ms. Fulvia entered the 
room and began responding audibly to Ms. Tucker, giving obvious 
indications of discomfort but tentatively agreeing to the core idea of 
Ms. Tucker's plan. However, Ms. Fulvia countered with several 
pieces of relevant information about the time period between 2015 
and 2090 that required significant modification to the particulars of 
the plan, specifically: 


* the branch of Reelfoot Bank that Ms. Tucker recommended no 
longer existed, nor did the Reelfoot Bank Corporation as a 
whole; in fact, the concept of a physical bank was somewhat 
obsolescent by Ms. Fulvia's time 

« the American dollars that Ms. Tucker would be in possession 

of would be considered worthless and, in fact, possibly illegal 

(Ms. Fulvia was unsure as to the exact parameters of the law) 

an ill-described2 historical epoch, referred to as "the forties 

thing", had caused significant internal disorder in the area 
presently known as the United States. As a result, Ms. Fulvia 
said, it would be nearly impossible to trust almost any 
organized institution, governmental or private, to handle 
money through that period of time, as nearly all of them were 
either destroyed, dismantled, audited, robbed, or generally 
became unreliable. 

¢ However, Ms. Fulvia suggested that if Ms. Tucker could 
somehow arrange for someone to intercept the payments in 
"early 2041", which was suggested to be the cusp of the crisis 
period, hold onto the money for a period of 3-4 years, convert 
them into a privately-backed currency known as "American 
New Dollars", and then invest that money in one "Arcadia 
Dynamics Corporation", the investments should remain intact 
until Ms. Fulvia's time. 

¢ Finally, Ms. Fulvia told Ms. Tucker that if she wanted to try the 
scheme regardless, she could include some amount of rare 
metals in her next message, which Ms. Fulvia could use as a 
down payment and begin the process. 


Ms. Tucker told the Foundation that she replied in the next letter by 
including some pieces of heirloom platinum jewelry in the jar that 
she buried in the agreed-upon location. After burying the jar 
(including a message identifying where the next drop point would 
be), she removed the first "shipment" of pharmaceuticals from the 
night stand. 


Ms. Tucker has, to date, buried 29 jars in various locations. Because 
she has received pharmaceuticals in exchange for each burial, 
Foundation temporal theorists strongly advice that the Foundation 
not interfere with or intercept the jars for fear of causing a temporal 
paradox. When asked by the Foundation how Ms. Tucker plans to 
circumvent the financial crises forecast in the 2040s, she has replied 
that she "got no fucking idea, but apparently I'm gonna get that shit 
done somehow. Or maybe you will. | guess you have to at least 
help, right?” 


Among questions that the Foundation has not yet been able to 
resolve regarding SCP-2780, Foundation researchers are interested 
in learning: 


¢ who, when, and how the jars will be intercepted in the 2040s 

* when or if exactly the phenomenon will "reverse" and begin 
projecting into the past, rather than receiving from the future 

¢ why the Foundation in 2090 has not already contained or 
addressed SCP-2780 in any way. 


Addendum 2780-B: Sample of medications recovered in Breanna 
Renee Tucker's possession, acquired via SCP-2780: 


* Tigersporin™ brand tigecycline C sulfate ointment, 
manufactured by AD Pharmatech, for treatment of topical 
injuries.3 

Atlasar™ brand gene therapy powder, manufactured by 
GMC in conjunction with AD Pharmatech; this is an athletic 
supplement that prevents subcutaneous fat formation and 
channels the excess energy into muscle generation. 
Panadol!™ brand oral antibiotic/antiviral combination capsule, 
manufactured by New Federated Health Industries in 
association with AD Pharmatech. Microscopic analysis of the 
chemical makeup of the Panadol sample suggested some 


similarities to SCP-500, though the actual function of the 
comparable chemical structures remains a mystery. 
Nanine™ brand fertility enhancement and pregnancy 
megavitamin supplement, manufactured by New Federated 
Health Industries in association with AD Pharmatech. Nanine 
releases nanoassemblers inside the human body that regulate 
uterine and ovarian conditions to improve odds of fertilization, 
prevent eccyesis, reduce blood pressure and release 
endorphins to reduce physical symptoms of stress, and 
artificially introduce essential neonatal vitamins, nutrients, and 
protein into the bloodstream. The box containing the single 
blister pack of Nanine also advertised that it reduced the 
likelinood of pre-eclampsia by 85% and spontaneous 
miscarriage by 82% in clinical trials. 

Castrotine™ brand sexual cessator. No manufacturer listed. 
Disrupts production of all hormones involved in sexual desire 
or expression. A notice on the side of the box references a 
coupon that can cancel the price of this medication if it has 
been required by court or company order. 

Basesine™ brand antianxiety drugs from AD Pharmatech. 
Testing suggests that the drug may act on certain inactive 
neurotransmitters in the human brain and effectively heighten 
latent telepathic abilities in humans, causing humans under its 
influence to better recognize how they are perceived by 
individuals around them, reducing personal insecurity and 
anxiety. The packaging recommends taking it in conjunction 
with "Levelon™ brand neurostabilizers, also available from 
AD Pharmatech".