Inconsistent causal synchronization between SCP-2087-01 
instances and the primary timeline renders conventional 
containment strategies impractical. Accordingly, causal contact 
between primary-timeline and divergent-timeline Foundations is 
permitted to mitigate consensus risk.! Under the terms of Causal 
Boundary Agreement 04234a, the Foundation may tag individuals 
exhibiting signs of anomalous causal contact with Strontium-90 dye. 
Any such individuals are to be taken into custody by transboundary 
Foundation agents and stored until the causal coupling lapses or the 
affected individual dies. 


SCP-2087-02 consists of individuals tagged by divergent-timeline 
Foundations for containment. Individuals tagged for reciprocal 
containment are generally overtly nonanomalous; however, two 
affected individuals have exhibited symptoms of bilateral causal 
synchronization. Affected individuals are to be contained until no 
longer radioactively tagged. 


Addenda: 


+ DOCUMENT SCP-2087- 
CHD-9: CASE HISTORY, SCP-2087-01-R5 


DOCUMENT SCP-2087-CHD-9: SCP-2087 
CASE HISTORIES 


SUBJECT: Deborah A. ; SCP-2087-01-R5 


CAUSE OF DEATH: Automotive accident. 


GROSS ANATOMICAL SURVEY: Subject 
pronounced dead due to pedestrian/ 
automotive accident at 11:43 PM on 
07/09/1974. Initial physical trauma resulted in 
the avulsion of the right leg at the hip socket 
and amputation of left leg at the knee, blowout 
fracture of left eye socket, crushing trauma to 
left temporal bone, and compound fracture of 
right humerus. At initial observation, body was 
non-anomalous, and was transported to the 
University of Miami medical center for 
disposition. 


CASE HISTORY: On 07/11/1974, subject's 
upper torso was discovered, apparently 
conscious, in an unoccupied room the 
University of Miami intensive care unit. Medical 
personnel initially attempted to provide 
supportive medical care. Subject was 
pronounced dead a second time at 8:41 AM on 
07/11/1974. Medical personnel contacted local 
police, who forwarded the contact to the UIU. 
Foundation UIU embeds intercepted the case 
file and commenced containment in situ. 


On 07/13/1974, subject's legs were observed 
to return to the University of Miami medical 
center, collide with an exterior door, and 
commence movement consistent with a brisk 
walk. After 38 seconds, legs disappeared. 
After 17 seconds, legs reappeared in a 
second-floor interior stairwell, ascending 
toward the intensive care unit. The Foundation 
took measures to restrain subject's torso. By 
7:21 AM on 07/13/1974, legs had rejoined 
subject's body. 


Due to poor causal synchronization with 
primary spacetime, containment was lost at 


8:15 AM on 07/14/1974. Request for 
intercausal containment was escalated to 
05-03, and approved due to unacceptable 
consensus risk. Intercausal containment effort 
proved successful, and containment was 
resumed on 07/30/1974. 


+ DOCUMENT SCP-2087- 
CHD-9: CASE HISTORY, SCP-2087-01-D3 


DOCUMENT SCP-2087-CHD-9: SCP-2087 
CASE HISTORIES 


SUBJECT: Subject Unidentified; 
SCP-2087-01-D3 


CAUSE OF DEATH: Unknown 


GROSS ANATOMICAL SURVEY: Subject 
presumed dead by 7/13/2003; body not 
recovered prior to activation as SCP-2087-01. 
Body has suffered extraordinary premortem 
damage. Skull, right arm, and torso distal to 
the 2nd thoracic vertebra are missing and 
presumed lost. Four molars, portions of the 
right orbit, and 300 mL of blood appear, 
appropriately positioned, in the region typically 
occupied by the head. 


CASE HISTORY: On 07/12/2003, routine 
monitoring of local newspapers alerted the 
Foundation to the case. A monitoring cordon 
was erected, and surveillance was 
commenced on 7/13/2003. First contact was 
initiated at 6:30 AM / /  , when subject arrived 
at the exterior door of a commercial building in 

, UK. Subject entered building, colliding 
with multiple storefront displays, and 
proceeded to a third-floor office. Subject then 
engaged in typical workday activities and 
exited the building at 5:58 PM. 


After primary containment, subject exited the 
building, proceeded 1.15 km northwest of 
initial site, and desynchronized with adjacent 
timeline. Containment was lost until subject 
reappeared in the Foundation-designated 
containment zone. On further investigation, 
subject could not be positively identified as a 
former or current resident of the building. 
Identity is still undetermined. 


+ DOCUMENT SCP-2087- 
ICL-1: INCIDENT REVIEW AND STANDING ORDERS 


FINAL INCIDENT REVIEW: SCP-2087-ICL-1 


BACKGROUND: On 01/03/2012, Foundation 
distributed radiation detectors returned 
approximately 41m positive Strontium-90 
signals, distributed consistently with human 
population patterns. Per sampling protocol, 
ambient radiation detectors were brought 
offline, cycled, and returned to service, and 
transboundary contact was suspended until 
final resolution by the O5 council. Post-cycle 
readings exceeded operating parameters; 
post-exposure sampling three weeks later 
found that 21% of the human population 
received between 2 and 7 mSv of radiation 
exposure. 


On 01/04/2012, during a meeting of the full 
panel of the O5 council, all instances of 
SCP-2087-01 ceased activity. By unanimous 
decision of the O5 council, the Intercausal 
Liason Office was ordered sealed until 
additional instances of SCP-2087-01 are 
detected. 


STANDING ORDERS: As of 01/07/2012, 
transboundary contact is indefinitely 


suspended. All devices and Thaumiel-class 
artifacts permitting causal contact with 
adjacent timelines are, until further notice, to 
be reclassified as Keter. 


At present, the Foundation's standing 
hypothesis is that no adjacent timeline is viable 
for continued human life. As of 01/14/2013, it 
is confirmed that macro-scale deviations from 
the known timeline result in nonviable 
branching within ~4 nanoseconds. The viability 
of Planck-scale divergent timelines is presently 
unknown. The underlying reason for mass 
fatality in adjacent timelines is unknown. The 
reason for the continued viability of the primary 
timeline is, similarly, unknown. 


Research into this matter is ongoing. For 
access to real-time intertemporal monitoring 
and experimental results, consult with your 
Site Director. 


Footnotes 

1. Under the terms of Standing Order 2170b, causal contact with 
adjacent timelines is prohibited in order to reduce the risk of causal 
contamination by nonviable timelines. For further information and 
risk studies, consultThe Maw, the Voice, the Pinhole: Causal 
Adjacency Risk in Polytemporal Containment Scenarios, 
[REFERENCE OMITTED.] 


« SCP-2086 | SCP-2087 | SCP-2088 » 


SCP-2088: The MC&D Center 


Item #: SCP-2088 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-2088 is 
currently owned by the group of interest Marshall, Carter and Dark. 
Containment procedures are currently dedicated to maintaining 
consistent observations and assessing the feasibility of an 
interplanetary mission to the facility. Foundation personnel working 
for United Kingdom-based front companies have business 
arrangements with Marshall, Carter and Dark to regularly attend 
SCP-2088 events. 


When not possible for a Foundation-backed observer to attend, 
listening devices are to be placed in the bags of the attendants. 


Description: SCP-2088 is a facility located on Pallene, a moon 
orbiting Saturn. The purpose of this facility is to act as concert hall 
and general event venue. Its apparent customer base consists of 
intelligent species residing in the Milky Way galaxy. Patronage is 
heavily segregated, with separate seating areas for eleven separate 
races. Each divided area contains its own seats, concessions, view 
of the stage, and atmosphere. 


The entry point for SCP-2088 on Earth is always an MC&D 
clubhouse. All persons who purchase tickets within the location are 
instantaneously teleported to SCP-2088 thirty minutes before the 
start of the event, and returned ten minutes after the event's 
conclusion. Access is generally limited to 45 individuals at one time, 
although this is not a fixed number. Events usually occur at least 
once per month, although there are usually 3 to 5 in a month. 


Performances at SCP-2088 have been recorded in length between 
25 seconds and 3 weeks. 


Although MC&D only owns one section of seats, they appear to 
have also purchased the naming rights to the arena, as their 
iconography and logo appear prominently throughout the facility. 
This branding was how the area was discovered, after a Foundation 
satellite monitoring SCP-1683 detected an anomalous feature on 
Pallene's surface. 


Inquiry to MC&D through Foundation front companies revealed 
details of SCP-2088's existence, and current containment 
procedures were enacted on 10/18/2002. 


Addendum 2088-A: Selected SCP-2088 Observations: 


Event Description: Starwatch. Top of the building was 
rendered transparent, with spotlights pointing out 
different clusters of stars and describing how they will be 
destroyed at some point in the future. This concluded 
with a lengthy description of the eventual heat death of 
the universe. 


Act(s): Brief astronomy lecture, followed by stargazing. 
Length: 4 hours. 


Notes: Free t-shirt giveaway. Only shirts specific to 
humans could be recovered. Contained no unusual 
traits, and had the Marshall, Carter and Dark logo printed 
on the front. 


Event Description: Music. Several groups of entities! 
performed music. Several acts did not appear to produce 
any sound at all, and did not appear on stage at all, but 
were advertised as distant masses performing with 
gravity waves instead of sound waves. 


Act(s): The only music acts with Earth-compatible 
translations on the schedule were named Jazz Ragged, 
Repetitious Mammal, and They're Certainly Dwarves. 


Length: 11 hours, 45 minutes. 


Notes: English translator of the first band's singer 
repeatedly said it expressed gratitude for the denizens of 
the milky way galaxy for coming to the show. Other acts 
have included references to 'greater-planetary area’, 
‘greater Sol region’ and 'collected citizens of the 
corporations’. 


Event Description: Comedy. One performer, who 
appeared to be composed entirely out of matted, wet, 
hair, gave a standup comedy performance describing 
various aspects of its job as a technician. As the show 
went on, the entity began shedding hair and began to 
make mistakes in delivering its jokes. The show ended 
earlier than schedule when the entity shed its entire form 
and expired. 


Act(s): Standup comedy from 'DAMP'. 
Length: 1 hour, 13 minutes. 


Notes: Several members of the group were turned away 
due to having empty body cavities larger than were 
allowed by the building policy. This is apparently a 
permanent change as several persons attending other 
events have been returned for the same reason. 


Event Description: Circus. Consisted of a reproduction 
of the Barnum and Bailey Circus act performed in the 
United States in the early 20th century. Contained no 
anomalous phenomenon, although all performers in the 
show wore MC&D logos on their costumes. In addition, 
all animals appeared to have the letters 'MC&D' branded 
into their backs. 


Act(s): An animal show, acrobatics, and a clown- 
produced play. 


Length: 5 hours, 30 minutes. 


Notes: All concessions being sold at the event consisted 
of typical carnival fare, such as turkey legs and caramel 
apples. 


Event Description: Fight. A large, translucent creature 
appearing to be comprised of several hundred gelatinous 
cubes was placed in a cage containing a brown, 
trapezoid-shaped entity covered with pulsating spikes. 
The second entity also had a gold band wrapped around 
it. These two beings vibrated and bumped into each 
other, with the creature losing mass as cubes fell off of 
its body, and this eventually caused it to stop moving. 


Act(s): One cage match between 'Cubert' and defending 
champion 'The Incredible Thing’. When pressed about 
the naming, the group's translator claimed they had been 
instructed to make up names when no coherent one 
could be translated. 


Length: 14 hours, 20 minutes. 


Notes: N/A 


Event Description: Vehicle Rally. 45 different vehicles, 
including two hovercraft, gas-powered vehicles, nuclear- 
powered vehicles, and helium-based vehicles were 
steered autonomously around a large, reflective track 
until most of them had been destroyed. Following this, 
the disparate parts of the vehicles were rebuilt into two 
large robotic entities resembling canines, which were 
then made to fight. 


Act(s): Crash rally followed by re-scrapping and re- 
cycling for battle purposes. 


Length: 8 hours, 45 minutes. 


Notes: Between the acts, there was a brief segment 
honoring one audience members's participation in the 


‘Battle for freedoms against those who sit' and 
encouraging audience members to enlist in their 
respective race's armed forces. 


Addendum 2088-B: On 12/23/2016, a memorandum was sent from 
persons representing the Marshall, Carter and Dark organization to 
a branch of S&C Plastics in London. The text of the memorandum 
has been included in this document. 


MEMORANDUM 


TO: S&C Plastics Atlantic headquarters. 
FROM: MARSHALL, CARTER and DARK Ltd. 


RE: Let's start over on this one. 


Greetings to the misters and misses of the Overwatch 
Council, 


We at MC&D can't help but to have noticed that your 
organization seems very keen on regularly attending 
sessions provided by our event services. We're 
concerned by your need to be secretive about this. 
You're not exactly doing the best job at being 
inconspicuous, you know, and we do appreciate your 
business. Send a representative of your organization to 
the pre-agreed location, and we're confident that a 
mutually beneficial deal can be worked out. 


Regards, 


Greg Chamberlain, European Director of MC&D Event 
Services 


A Foundation response is pending. 


Footnotes 
1. Some resembling different documented SCP-2088 attendees 


« SCP-2087 | SCP-2088 | SCP-2089 » 


Dr. Andrews: Why him, specifically? 


D-67539: Because he's the best there is! He's 
smart, and he's strong, and... can | tell youa 
secret? 


Dr. Andrews: Everything we discuss here is 
strictly confidential, Lieutenant. 


D-67539: Well... he's dreamy. 
Dr. Andrews: Dreamy? 


D-67539: Those beautiful blue eyes, that rock- 
solid jaw, those bulging biceps... can't you just 
imagine him holding your hand on the walk 
home, sharing a malt with you at the drug 
store, dancing close together at the spring 
formal? 


Dr. Andrews: | can't say it had occurred to 
me. 


D-67539: | just have to meet him. I'll introduce 
myself, and he'll be so impressed by how 
much I've accomplished, and we'll talk about 
work, and spaceball, and music... and maybe 
he'll ask if I'll go with him for dinner and a 
movie at the hover-in! Wouldn't that be a 
dream come true? I'll wear my hair down and 
put on my prettiest dress - | mean, | don't wear 
dresses like some little girl obsessed with 
princesses and space-ponies, but that doesn't 
mean | can't wear a dress for him, | bet he 
loves a girl who knows how to dress up... 


<End Log, / /20 , 10:42 AM> 


Footnotes 
1. The radio program is the only version of the Jack Proton franchise 
to feature intelligent robots capable of speech. A robot sidekick 


SCP-2089: /john/ 


Item #: SCP-2089 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The domains containing 
SCP-2089 are to be blocked from all public service providers. Any 
original or re-posted content related to SCP-2089-1 (including 
videos, images, gifs, comments and fan-derived works) are to be 
taken down by Foundation Agents. Personnel actively viewing 
SCP-2089-1 related content are to be rotated on a bi-weekly basis.