When a cell is selected, SCP-1809-1 will attempt to penetrate the 
cell membrane, invariably allowing for a safe opening to within, in 
such a manner so as to prevent lysis. Once inside, SCP-1809-1 will 
attempt to rearrange all internal subcellular organelles such as 
nuclei, without physically harming the cell interior. Following this, 
SCP-1809-1 will remain in a dormant and immobile state unless 
physically interacted with. Instances of SCP-1809-1 are asexual and 
do not appear to require sustenance. Further analysis of 
SCP-1809-1's behavioural patterns is yet to be conducted. 


Addendum 1809-01: Morse translation of a conversation between 
two (2) instances of SCP-1809-1 inspecting a neuron. 


[...]ow is he? 

He's fine. No illnesses as far as | can tell. What d'you 
think? Is this one to your liking? 

Very much so. In fact, this is among the best. 

Indeed. And of course, such a fine view of the nervous 
system from the axon terminals is irresistible, is it not? 
| love it. 

What's your verdict? 

I'll take it. | can't resist those dendrites. 

Sir, you have yourself a deal. 


Note: One (1) instance of SCP-1809-1 included within the above 
conversation remained within the neuron for three (3) days prior to 
the appearance of five (5) larger instances of SCP-1809-1, all of 
which appeared to physically enforce the removal of the first 
instance from the cell. 


Addendum 1809-02: / / -SCP-1809-A excreted and 
regurgitated several scraps of a paper-like substance composed 
primarily of thinned and dyed muscle tissue. The initial origin and 
method by which the muscle tissue was altered and transported in 
such a manner is unknown. Visible on the substance was clear text; 
individual scraps are included below: 


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« SCP-1808 | SCP-1809 | SCP-1810 » 


SCP-1810: Mr. Pierrot 


Item #: SCP-1810 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1810 is contained in a 
Large Humanoid Containment Unit at Site 147, with the addition of a 
recreation area with assorted toys, books, and art supplies. It is to 
be given three meals daily, in accordance with Foundation- 
employed dietitian guidelines. All meals or beverages given to 
SCP-1810 are to be laced with a combination of anti-depressants 
and a mild sedative to reduce mental strain from being kept from 
performing its desired task, reduce the stress from interacting with 
security officers and staff, and reduce the likelihood of another 
attempt to breach the containment cell or escape from Foundation 
custody. Foundation staff interacting with SCP-1810 must be fluent 
in the French language. SCP-1810 is to be provided access to its 
recreation area for up to four hours each day; this privilege may be 
revoked by the security staff or lead researchers if SCP-1810 proves 
uncooperative. 


As of Incident 147-1995-7, SCP-1810 is no longer allowed access to 
recorded materials or humanoid toys, its cell door has been further 
reinforced to withstand physical assaults, and an additional 
plainclothes security officer assigned to personally handle 
SCP-1810 has been placed outside its cell. All staff assigned to this 
position must show a noted history of reduced emotional responses 
to humanoid SCP objects, and an aversion to the use of excessive 
force. As well, the on-site psychologist is to remain on-call in order 
to pacify SCP-1810 during its episodes of post-traumatic stress 
disorder and major depressive disorder. See Addendum 1810-C1 
and Interview Log 1810-1 for more information on the anomalous 
effects of SCP-1810. 


Description: SCP-1810 is a 3.8 m tall, 81.6 kg humanoid entity 
covered entirely in charcoal gray cloth of an unknown material, 


including a mask which completely obscures its face. In addition, 
two large discs constructed of an unknown alloy protrude from the 
approximate position of its ears. All items have shown so far to be 
impossible to remove from SCP-1810. It is fluent in the French 
language (albeit at the level expected of a child) and prefers to be 
called "Pierrot", a name written on the inside of its jacket collar. The 
entity has displayed no physical changes or aging despite being in 
containment for nearly 70 years. It is theorized that it is functionally 
immune to the effects of aging, and will continue to live indefinitely 
unless it is decommissioned. As of the aftermath of Incident 
147-1995-7, SCP-1810 shows no abnormal healing capabilities, 
healing from wounds at a similar rate to humans. See Addendum 
1810-C1 for more information. 


SCP-1810's anomalous properties manifest when it comes within 
500 meters of children who it deems "lost." SCP-1810 will take them 
into its care, and will attempt to provide for their needs or wants. 
However, there seems to be some disconnect in SCP-1810's 
understanding of the child's needs. It will often resort to violent 
methods and theft to provide for the children, and shows a 
preternatural level of strength when it comes to protecting them or 
tending to their needs. 


SCP-1810 was brought to the Foundation's attention in 1947, when 
witnesses reported a creature kidnapping children and stealing 
various objects from a neighborhood on the outskirts of Paris, 
France. Several photographs and reels of film depicting SCP-1810 
were discovered and subsequently filed away in Site 147's records 
vault, and the Foundation has administered amnestics to all known 
eyewitnesses, planting a cover story of a carnival worker kidnapping 
and murdering children from the area. 


Addendum 1810-C1: On / /1995, after viewing several videos of 
popular children's educational entertainment shows during its 
designated period of recreation, SCP-1810 stood up in its 
containment cell, struck out at the television and VCR provided to it, 
shattering the screen of the television and knocking the stand to the 
floor. SCP-1810 then began to strike the door of its cell, demanding 
to be allowed out, citing that it needed to "protect the babies." Site 
security moved in to sedate SCP-1810, and, upon opening the door 


to the cell, were shoved aside and rendered dazed or unconscious 
by SCP-1810 in an as-of-then unprecedented display of physical 
strength. 


As SCP-1810 reached the end of the hall, a second security team 
arrived and administered an electrical shock from a stun baton, 
incapacitating SCP-1810, and carried it back to its containment cell. 
Injuries to all parties were treated, including an unreported head 
injury administered to SCP-1810 after it was returned to its holding 
cell. Examination of the footage that SCP-1810 had viewed before 
its escape attempt show that it was observing a special episode of 
the television program [REDACTED] that dealt with bullies and peer 
pressure among children. 


Excerpt from the transcription of Site Director A. Beaufort's 
administrative address to Site 147 RE: Incident 147-1995-7 


"It seems that SCP-1810 not only has a heightened 
emotional response to any children, but, indeed, any 
object it perceives to be a child in danger or a state of 
emotional distress, and it has demonstrated an 
increased level of strength during these periods of 
heightened emotion. Containment protocols have been 
updated to reflect this confirmed theory, and SCP-1810's 
entertainment privileges have been revoked for one 
week in response to the attempted breach. Any further 
attempts to breach containment will result in more severe 
punishments being administered. It may have the mind 
of a child, but we cannot allow that to sway our 
expectations of behavior or cooperation with Site 
protocols... Additionally, | am hereby upgrading 
SCP-1810's Object Class from Safe to Euclid, in 
accordance with the extended security measures 
necessary for containment." 


"... The actions of Security Officer Roux have been 
punished by a one-week suspension, and he will be 
reassigned to a separate wing upon his return. | hope he 
will learn his lesson from this, because | will not condone 
the use of excessive force in the containment of SCP 
objects or entities under our custody. We are expected to 


be precise and efficient, not cruel or overly harsh. It was 
re-contained and disabled. All further actions were 
unnecessary... We secure. We contain. But most of all, 
we protect. This includes those that we have contained. 
That ts all." 


Interview 1810-1 


Interviewed: Madeline O , age 6, who was under SCP-1810's 
watch upon the creature's initial containment. 


Interviewer: Doctor Amelia J.P =, achild psychologist under the 
employ of the Foundation. 


Foreword: The following interview was conducted thirteen hours 
after the initial containment of SCP-1810, and approximately seven 
days after Madeline was captured by SCP-1810. The child was in 
critical condition under Foundation medical care at the time. All 
dialogue has been translated from the original French for 
documentation purposes. For clarity and ease of communication 
with the witness, SCP-1810 was referred to by its preferred name, 
Mr. Pierrot, for the duration of the interview. In addition, the speech 
of the child has been standardized and corrected for documentation 
purposes. Please refer to the records department for a copy of the 
original French transcription with maintained colloquialisms, verbal 
tics, and errors. 


Show Interview 


Dr.P  : Madeline, my name is Doctor Amelia 
P  .Howare you feeling, sweetie? 


Madeline: I'm okay, Doctor Amelia. My belly 
hurts. 


Dr.P  : Aww... Did you eat something that 
made your tummy hurt? 


Madeline: Yeah... Mr. Pierrot gave me some 
weird meat and veggies. | ate it every day with 
him. 


Dr.P =: Weird food, huh? Do you know what 
it was he had you eat? 


Madeline: | don't know... he always ran away 
to get me food. He came back one day and | 
saw a bunch of funny plants and something 
weird in his pocket, and | heard them 
squeaking. He always stuffed them with a stick 
and put it over the fire. It was icky. And he kept 
getting hair in my food... It would squeak in the 
campfire too. It was scary, but | was hungry. 


Dr.P  :1see... that sounds nasty. Could you 
tell me about how you met Mr. Pierrot? | want 
to learn as much as | can about him. Also, 
slow down, hon. | need to make sure | can 
record all this. 


Madeline: I'm sorry, Doctor... I'll try... Well, 
mommy and daddy both disappeared a long 
time ago... | was living with my big sister and 
her friends in the city. One day | got into a fight 
with them over some food. They were hurting 
me really bad. Mr. Pierrot came and saved me. 
He was kind of scary. 


Dr.P  : What did he do to scare you? 


Madeline: Mathieu was hitting me. Hard. | 
couldn't breathe. My sister was already beat 
up and sleeping in a corner. Mr. Pierrot 
showed up, yelling. He hit Mathieu back. 
Mathieu's face looked all funny after Mr. 
Pierrot hit him... like a big red bowl. The others 
ran away. Mr. Pierrot hugged me and told me 
everything was going to be okay. He said he 
loved me very much and even though my 
mommy and daddy were gone and my friends 
hated me, he would always love me and take 
care of me forever and the bullies would never 
hurt me again. 


Dr.P  : What happened next? 


Madeline: Well, he took me to his house. It 
was weird. Way down in the ground. There 
were all kinds of funny books my mommy read 
to me and my sister before they went poof. A 
bunch of stuff about taking care of babies too. 
Mr. Pierrot always read those. Said that the 
doctors gave him ideas on how to take care of 
little kids like me. He told me that he wasn't 
used to taking care of human babies but he 
would do his best to be a good daddy to me. 


Dr.P  :1lsee. What happened after that? 


Madeline: Well, he said he was gonna go 
shopping for food and toys and stuff for me, 
and asked if | wanted anything. | asked him for 
a unicorn. | had this little unicorn doll | would 
always carry with me, but it got lost when Mr. 
Pierrot rescued me. 


Dr.P  :Ah... okay. And did he bring you a 
new unicorn doll? No, no dear, please lay 
down. You're in no condition to jump up from 
your bed like that. 


Madeline: It was even better than that. Mr. 
Pierrot brought me a REAL unicorn! Well, kind 
of... 


Dr.P =: Kind of? How do you mean, 
Madeline? 


Madeline: Well, it was a big white horse, but 
his horn was always leaking. He had a nail 
stuck in the bottom of his horn. And that night, 
| was playing with the unicorn, and the horn 
broke off and | got a splinter in my thumb. 
See? Mr. Pierrot couldn't get it out. 


Dr.P  : Oh, that's terrible. I'll have another 
doctor come and fix that when | leave, hon. 


Madeline: Uh huh... the unicorn wasn't that 
fun, anyhow. He kept crying and trying to fall 
asleep when | wanted to play with him. | woke 
up the next morning and Mr. Pierrot said that 
the unicorn was taking a nice long nap in the 
other room. | didn't see the unicorn any more 
after that. 


Dr.P  : Aww... that's so sad. What 
happened next? 


Madeline: Well, me and Mr. Pierrot just kind of 
played in the tunnels and we ate more of the 
weird meat and veggies that he brought for us 
and read stories and... 


Dr.P — : Okay, okay, | get the idea, little one. 
Is there anything else you need to tell me 
about Mr. Pierrot? 


Madeline: Well... He always did this strange 
thing whenever we would get to a doorway... 
He would pull out this little key and hold it up. 
But the doors were always open already, | 
didn't know why he did that. It was silly. 


Dr.P —: Did you ever ask him what he was 
doing with the key? 


Madeline: Uh huh... He said he wanted to 
take me to his home with his real kids, but 
could never find the right door to use the key 
on... Could you maybe help him get home, 
Doctor Amelia? 


Dr. P : I'll see what | can do. 


Madeline: Thank you, Doc... | think I'm gonna 


go to sleep now. 


Dr.P  : Get some rest, Madeline. | promise 
when you wake up you'll feel all better.