Control: Ahh, she’s gone. Alright, folks, time 
to switch to observation mode. 


SCP-3444-9-B: Ohhh, I’m just a guy from a 
downtown bar, 

Looking to reinvent, 

She’s just a girl from a world apart, 

Ohhh, can this really be? 


SCP-3444-9 Instances: Aaaand, we’re just 
the folks along for the ride, 

Sitting in this downtown bar, 

We don't really mind this meta script, 

Done us pretty well so far, 


Dr. Westwood: Well, I’m a researcher from 
Site 90 

Drinking and studying death, 

At least I’m not stuck in old Site 19, 
Cleaning that old-school mess, 


SCP-3444-9-B: Ohhhh, well I’m just a fictional 
construct, 

Made from lonely dreams, 

But if you come with me tonight, 


We can work on our rhyme scheme! 


The song abruptly ends. Dr. Westwood drinks 
the rest of her whisky. 


Dr. Westwood: When can | see you again? 


SCP-3444-9-B: Ohh, I'll be around, babydoll. | 
come back like a bad penny. 


Dr. Westwood: Gah. Just the kind of awful 
line | should expect from a construct. OK, time 
to move on. See you later, alligator. 


SCP-3444-9-B: In a while, crocodile. 
Dr. Westwood returns to SCP-3444-5. 
<End Log> 


Summary of Subsequent Silver Events: 


« At SCP-3444-6 (BIG BREAk), the station opened 


onto the same offices present in SCP-3444-4's 


locale, but with an SCP-3444-9 instance identical 


to Site Director Perry present, apparently 


representing Dr. Westwood's superior. The "Perry" 


instance offered Dr. Westwood a job, which Dr. 
Westwood excitedly and happily accepted.9 


* At SCP-3444-7 (LOVE), the station opened onto 


an upmarket Italian restaurant. SCP-3444-9-B was 


seated at a table, which Dr. Westwood 


approached and sat at. SCP-3444-9-B professed 


his love for Dr. Westwood, and insisted that she 


leave her job and marry him. Dr. Westwood stated 


that she would need time to consider such a 


proposal, before running from the restaurant into 


SCP-3444-7. 


¢ At SCP-3444-8 (CLIMAX), the station opened 
once again onto the locale of SCP-3444-2. Dr. 


staff assigned to SCP-447 must be in good health and good physical 
condition, and must adhere to on-site safety regulations at all times. 
This is to minimize the risk of SCP-447 or its generated slime 
coming into contact with a dead body. 


Description: SCP-447-1 is a green sphere approximately 5 cm in 
diameter, with a spongy surface texture and a weight of 1.37 kg. The 
object is warm to the touch, approximately the same temperature as 
a human body, although its core temperature is slightly higher. 
Personnel handling SCP-447-1 have reported no adverse effects, so 
long as SCP-447-1 does not come into contact with a dead body. 


SCP-447 was retrieved by Foundation agents on in the city of 

, California, United States of America. The incident clearly 
illustrates the danger inherent in allowing either SCP-447 unit to 
come into contact with a dead body. For further information, please 
see Appendix 447-A: Retrieval Report. 


The dangers of allowing SCP-447-1 or -2 to come into contact with 
dead bodies have been clearly documented: detailed eyewitness 
reports can be found in Appendix 447-B: Prior Incidents. To 
summarize, however, initial effects include [DATA EXPUNGED PER 
O5-LEVEL DIRECTIVE. RESEARCH INTO THIS FIELD 
FORBIDDEN UPON PAIN OF IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OR 
DEMOTION TO CLASS D. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR 
SUPERVISOR FOR MORE DETAILS]. 


Addendum 447-a: SCP-447 downgraded from Keter to Safe, so 
long as security measures are in place to prevent SCP-447 from 
coming into contact with dead bodies. Please see Experiment Log 
447-A for further potential applications of SCP-447. 


« SCP-446 | SCP-447 | SCP-448 » 


Westwood approached SCP-3444-9-B, 
announcing her intention to give up the job 
opportunity offered to her by the "Perry" instance 
in order to raise a family with SCP-3444-9-B. The 
pair then dramatically kissed, causing the 
surrounding SCP-3444-9 instances to give a 
standing ovation. 


« At SCP-3444's second manifestation (WAKE UP), 
Dr. Westwood's cognitohazardous training 
appeared to reactivate, leading to an angry 
soliloquy against the "romantic comedy" film 
genre, expressing considerable anger against the 
anti-feminist sentiments often present in such 
films. Unusually, no music was heard. 


Note: The presence of a musical element in a Silver 
Event when the Golden Event was not running a 
"musical" script is thus far unique to this experiment. 


SCP-3444-6 ordinarily opens onto an office or other suitable venue 
owned by some form of company or institution which the subject, 
within the "script" of the Golden Event, wishes to work at. The 
subject will ordinarily undergo some form of interview; they will 
subsequently be told that they have received the position, eliciting a 
great deal of happiness and excitement in the subject. 


Please consult Experiment Log 3444-29 for more information. 
Experiment Log 3444-29: Section 6 


Subject: Senior Researcher Claude Montague. Dr. 
Montague entered SCP-3444 at his own request, for 
therapeutic purposes. It should be noted that Dr. 
Montague was raised as an adherent of the Cogwork 
Orthodox Church19, before defecting to the Foundation 
as an adult. 


Summary of Prior Silver Events: 


¢ At SCP-3444-2 (ORIGINS), the station opened 
onto what appeared to be a large piece of 
clockwork machinery refashioned to resemble a 
countryside landscape. Several pieces of 
machinery resembling shrubs, trees, flowers and 
birds were present. A cabin constructed in brass 
and resembling a Victorian cottage was present. 
SCP-3444-9-A bore a strong resemblance to 
Legate Trunnion of the Cogwork Orthodox Church. 
SCP-3444-9-A gave Dr. Montague a long speech 
concerning his "heretical impulses", exhorting him 
to stay and be further Standardised. Dr. Montague 
abruptly ran out of the building and back into 
SCP-3444-2. 


¢ At SCP-3444-3 (BRIGHT LIGHTS), the station 
opened onto what appeared to a copy of Site 90, 
but constructed entirely from wood and plant 
matter. Several SCP-3444-9 instances, dressed in 
Foundation uniforms, were walking around the 
area, apparently with no particular job in hand. 
During the Silver Event, Dr. Montague gave an 
impassioned soliloquy about his dislike of the 
Cogworth Orthodox Church and his desire to work 
at the Foundation, before returning to SCP-3444-3. 


¢ At SCP-3444-4 (HARDSHIP), the station opened 
onto a copy of a Standard Humanoid Containment 
Cell at Site 90. The cell and its environs were 
made entirely of brass, with several clockwork 
apparati fused into the walls. Dr. Montague spent 
much of the Silver Event at the door of his cell, 
begging to be let out and insisting upon his loyalty 
to the Foundation. 


¢ At SCP-3444-5 (FIRST SIGHT), the station 
opened onto a bar, with the letters "SITE 90 
REFECTORY" emblazoned above it. The bar and 
all of its furnishings were constructed of wood. 
SCP-3444-9-B took the form of Dr. Montague's 


wife, Junior Researcher Maria Fonseca. The two 
discussed literature and philosophy during Dr. 
Montague's three hour stay in this location. 


<Begin Log> 


SCP-3444-6 opens onto a small office, with a 
single desk and two windows. The camera 
feed cannot see what is through the windows. 
The entire office and all its furnishings are 
constructed from wood. A single male 
SCP-3444-9 is sitting behind the desk, wearing 
a Foundation uniform. Dr. Montague enters the 
room and sits on a chair in front of the desk. 


Interviewer: Greetings, Dr. Montague. How 
are you today? 


Dr. Montague: Well, thank you. The quarters 
given are most satisfactory, and | appreciate 
the work of the Foundation doctors you have 
sent in removing my implants. | feel... much 
freer. 


Interviewer: We are glad. We just have a few 
more questions to ask you. 


Dr. Montague: Of course. 


Interviewer: Why did you leave the Cogwork 
Orthodox Church? 


Dr. Montague: It was... a gradual realisation 
that | was living in a world that was half-mad. I- 
| just could not quite reconcile the idea that my 
body was somehow... wrong, or impure. Flesh 
seemed so natural to me. | don’t mean in the 
manner of the Sarkicists, of course, but I, my 
being, felt right to me. | didn’t want these 
alterations. They were the parts of me that felt 
impure. The world beyond, the ordinary flesh- 


and-blood and real world- this felt far more 
genuine, far more true. 


Interviewer: Very good. What, in your own 
words, do you think you can provide the 
Foundation? 


Dr. Montague: Apart from my knowledge of 
the Church? Well, | do have a doctorate in 
linguistics. | have always wanted to learn 
about the ways in which we communicate 
ourselves, you see. | think such skills could 
prove useful to you. 


Interviewer: Indeed they could. Finally, why 
did you choose to defect to the Foundation? 


Dr. Montague: Because, to me, the 
Foundation represents the preservation of life 
against death. Whatever its faults, whatever its 
methods, it remains the best way to keep us 
running. | have lived a life of mad gods and 
lying clockwork; | have encountered snake- 
people and arcane gods and all sorts of 
horrors. Human life should be treasured for 
what it is, preserved for what it is, not torn and 
ripped to shreds by its external enemies or 
internal fanatics. The Foundation may kill, but 
only for the greater good. For humanity’s 
advancement. 


Interviewer: ...Well, Dr. Montague, that all 
seems in order. | have some good news for 
you: the Foundation may be cold, but it is not 
cruel, and we feel you have aptly 
demonstrated your loyalty towards us over the 
past few weeks. We are consequently willing 
to grant you employment on a probationary 
basis. 


Dr. Montague: Wh- really? Oh, thank you! 


Interviewer: Please, remain seated. Do not 
thank us yet, Dr. Montague. We will be closely 
monitoring your progress, and we will know if 
there are any lapses in loyalty. 


Dr. Montague: O-of course. | would expect 
nothing less. 


The “Interviewer” instance rises from his seat 
to shake Dr. Montague’s hand. 


Interviewer: Still, | think this is a decision 
we're not going to regret. Congratulations, Dr. 
Montague. You'll be working here, at Site 90. | 
hope you enjoy it. 


Dr. Montague: Thank you so much, sir. You 
do not know what this means to me. | won’t let 
you down. 


Interviewer: See that you don’t. 


Dr. Montague then turns and re-enters 
SCP-3444-6. 


<End Log> 
Summary of Subsequent Silver Events: 


¢ At SCP-3444-7 (LOVE), the station opened onto a 
large, mostly empty grass field, with a single tree 
standing in the centre stretching into the sky. Dr. 
Montague and SCP-3444-9-B climbed to the top of 
the tree, which was located in outer space". Dr. 
Montague and the SCP-3444-9-B sat at the top of 
the tree for 5 minutes, staring around them while 
holding one another's hands, before Dr. Montague 
left SCP-3444-9-B, climbed back down and 
returned to SCP-3444-7. 


« At SCP-3444-8 (CLIMAX), the Site 90 copy was 
filled with the same SCP-3444-9 instances as 


before, but in a state of merriment, apparently 
holding an impromptu party. An SCP-3444-9 
instance resembling Site Director Perry came and 
congratulated Dr. Montague on his entry into the 
Foundation. 


¢ At SCP-3444's second manifestation (WAKE UP), 
Dr. Montague began to weep, apparently due to 
intense happiness, upon exiting SCP-3444-1. An 
upbeat piece of piano music could be heard by 
observers. 


| think this should put to rest any assertions that Dr. 
Montague's loyalty to the Foundation is in any way 
suspect.- Dr. Perry, Director of Site 90. 


SCP-3444-7's locale and the "script" of the Silver Event are 
extremely variable. The only constant is that it involves a positive 
romantic encounter between the subject and the SCP-3444-9-B 
instance. This often ends in some form of sexual act, depending on 
the setting of the Golden Event. 


Please consult Experiment Log 3444-36 for more information. 
Experiment Log 3444-36: Section 7 


Subject: Researcher Amir Safavi. It should be noted that 
Dr. Safavi is a native of Isfahan Province, Iran. 


Summary of Prior Silver Events: 


¢ At SCP-3444-2 (ORIGINS), the station opened 
onto a large expanse of sand, containing a small 
sandstone hut. The SCP-3444-9 A instance was 
apparently a copy of Dr. Safavi's mother. The hut 
was furnished in a manner suitable to a peasant 
dwelling in 17th century Iran. SCP-3444-9-A told 
Dr. Safavi that she considered his sexuality to be 
an "abomination", and told him that staying with 
her would be the optimum way to "cure" him. Dr. 


Safavi angrily rebuffed this line of thought, before 
leaving the building and returning to SCP-3444-2 
in a state of considerable distress. 


At SCP-3444-3 (BRIGHT LIGHTS), the station 
opened onto a copy of the Naqsh-e Jahan Square 
in Isfahan circa 1650. The SCP-3444-9 instances 
were all wearing clothes and using language 
appropriate for that period, but the social makeup 
was apparently idealised, with a number of same- 
sex couples from both genders and a variety of 
different races present among the SCP-3444-9 
instances. Dr. Safavi spent his time here bartering 
with SCP-3444-9 instances appearing as 
merchants, but did not purchase any goods; after 
two hours, he returned to SCP-3444-3. 


At SCP-3444-4 (HARDSHIP), the station opened 
onto a copy of an Isfahani slum circa 1650. Dr. 
Safavi gave a soliloquy about the impossibility of 
finding love in Isfahan, despite the immense size 
of the city. 


At SCP-3444-5 (FIRST SIGHT), the station 
opened onto a 17th century lranian coffeehouse. 
The SCP-3444-9-B instance appeared to be a 
copy of Dr. Howard Wong, Dr. Safavi's colleague 
at Site 90. The two discussed poetry and miniature 
painting for 3 hours, before Dr. Safavi returned to 
SCP-3444-5. 


At SCP-3444-6 (BIG BREAK), the station opened 
onto a room of the Ali Qapu pavilion in Isfahan. 
Several miniature paintings appropriate to the 
period were present on a table in the centre of the 
room, apparently having been painting by Dr. 
Safavi.12 An SCP-3444-9 instance apparently 
representing Shah ‘Abbas II entered the room, 
critically appraised the works, and offered Dr. 
Safavi a position as a court miniaturist. Dr. Safavi 
happily accepted the offer. 


<Begin Log> 


SCP-3444-7 opens onto a 17th-century 
Isfahani coffeehouse. SCP-3444-9-B then 
enters the building, and immediately 
approaches Dr. Safavi. 


Dr. Safavi: Oh, Howard! 


SCP-3444-9-B: Amir! Oh, most beloved. | 
have been travelling many miles, from Herat to 
Isfahan. It is good to see you again. 


Dr. Safavi: It is so good to see you again. I... | 
have been having the most terrible 
nightmares. 


SCP-3444-9-B: Nightmares? Come, tell me 
about it. 


Dr. Safavi: No, not at all; first, tell me of your 
journey. 


SCP-3444-9-B: It was wasted, | fear. The 
prince did not want my wares; he was too 
concerned about Kandahar to worry about my 
goods now. It has only been a few years since 
its recapture, and there is every change that 
the Gurkani will attempt another assault. 


Dr. Safavi: But what of the journey itself? 


SCP-3444-9-B: Ahh, the poet in you speaks! It 
was full of cold nights and fiery days. | have 
missed you so much, my love. At night, | would 
gaze upwards, into the face of God, and try to 
compose a few tawdry lines, but they were of 
inferior quality. 


At this point, an SCP-3444-9 instance acting 
as a worker at the coffeehouse approaches 
with two cups of coffee. 


SCP-3444-9-B: Ah, thank you, Mahmud. So, 
tell me, my love- what is your nightmare? 


Dr. Safavi: Oh, it is nothing truly special. 
Just... a strange idea. 


SCP-3444-9-B: Tell me, so | may ease your 
mind.