Summary: SCP-2842 operates in conjunction with MTF 
Omicron-12, "Nine-Tailed Dox", using its anomalous properties to 
identify images that are considered humorous by the operators of 
social media accounts that are of interest to the Foundation. This 
information is used in conjunction with conventional intelligence and 
investigative techniques to identify persons of interest and, on 
occasion, gain additional information on already-identified persons 
of interest. In return, SCP-2842 is provided with limited information 
regarding the impact of its assistance. 


Purpose: To enhance the capabilities of MTF Omicron-12; to detect 
changes in SCP-2842's anomalous properties; to improve 
SCP-2842's morale and encourage cooperation. 


Status: SCP-2842 is given an average of four accounts for analysis 
on a daily basis. In 15-25 cases per month, information provided by 
SCP-2842 assists in the identification of a person of interest. 
SCP-2842 reports substantial satisfaction from this activity. 


SCP-2842 has repeatedly requested permanent assignment to, and 
training from, Omicron-12. While SCP-2842 is loyal and reasonably 
intelligent, and his anomalous properties are a valuable asset, the 
absence of formal education and pre-existing training makes this 
option substantially less effective than simply allowing him to 
operate in conjunction with already-trained operatives. He can ask 


again when he completes his basic education.- Agent Linda Jepsen, 
MTF Omicron-12 leader. 


Document 2842-5581 


Document 2842-5581 was located in SCP-2842's apartment, as 
described in Interview Log C5. It is reproduced below in its entirety. 


Holy Heck! You've just found yourself your very own Mr. 
Meme by Gamers Against Weed! Don't forget to like, 
comment, and subscribe. Who is Dr. Wondertainment? 


Find them all and become Mr. Gamer! 


O01. Mr. 


Literal Serial Killer 


02. Mr. Normie 


03. Mr. 
04. Mr. 
20. Mr. 
21. Mr. 
22. Mr. 
23. Mr. 
24. Mr. 
25. Mr. 
26. Mr. 
27. Mr. 
28. Mr. 
29. Mr. 
30. Mr. 
31. Ms. 
32. Mr. 


Bernie Sanders 

Get Anything For Free In Any Shop 
Sex Number 

Heavenly Virtues 

Deadly Sins 

Original Character 

D.A.R.E. 

Gentrification 

Mad About Video Games 

Meme ¥ 

Ominous (discontinued) 

Destiny 

Monty Python And The Holy Grail 
Zapatista 

Hax 


33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo 


34. Mr. 
35. Mr. 


Footnotes 


Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text 
Finale 


1. For an incomplete list of websites that qualify as "social media" for 
these purposes, see Appendix C. 

2. Operators typically rate the humor value of images identified by 
SCP-2842 as between 6/10 and 7/10, where 1 is "not funny at all", 5 


is "somewhat funny", and 10 is "extremely funny”. 
3. The individual in question and the Police Department 
corroborated this story. 


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"Darrell" 
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"Stanley" 


SCP-2843: The Micro Landscape 


Item #: SCP-2843 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation has at this 
point successfully fabricated an in-effect EAB quarantine! for the 
area housing SCP-2843, thus establishing legal mandatory isolation. 
Additional security is provided through surveillance camera 
monitoring along with a perimeter gate. Testing of SCP-2843 
requires the presence of at least 3 cleared personnel who will 
maintain a minimum distance of 15 meters between them and 
SCP-2843-1 at all times. Test subjects entering SCP-2843 are to be 
equipped with a two way radio and optional mounted camcorder for 
communicative purposes. Subjects exiting SCP-2843 unimpaired at 
the end of the test may be escorted out and debriefed as soon as 
possible. Individuals displaying side effects of dysmetropsia after 
reemergence must be allowed to rest for several minutes prior to 
questioning. Those unable to emerge from SCP-2843 are not to be 
pursued. 


Description: SCP-2843 refers to a spatial anomaly currently 
affecting the unearthed portion of a fallen white ash tree (Fraxinus 
americana), designated SCP-2843-1. Patches of moss, roots, soil 
and small rocks are clearly visible over most of the lower trunk of the 
tree, though the original cause of its collapse is unknown at this 
point. Repeated testing reveals that entry into SCP-2843 occurs 
while within approximately 5 meters of SCP-2843-1. Effects will 
usually materialize after 8-10 forward steps are taken. Access 
seems to be possible from any direction when adhering to these 
criteria. Test subjects walking crookedly or attempting to enter 
SCP-2843 outside of this active zone will inevitably fail the 
experiment. Knowledge of said conditions also acts to prevent 
unwarranted entry into SCP-2843 during travel to and from the 
examination area. 


Test subjects entering SCP-2843 are soon affected by rapid 
changes to their visual orientation. Growth in SCP-2843-1’s size and 
placement on the horizon becomes initially noticeable and steadily 
intensifies. Further visual distortion occurs upon arriving at 
SCP-2843-1, wherein previously small-scale features of the fallen 
tree, such as dislodged roots and embedded rocks, take on gigantic 
proportions. Moss covered areas of SCP-2843-1 may emulate the 
appearance and texture of grass or similar topography beneath the 
test subject’s feet. Furthermore, the uprooted base of the tree 
exhibits a heightened gradient, described during several debriefings 
as “a very steep hill” or “tall mountain”. From the standpoint of 
outside observers, however, the test subject appears to gradually 
decrease in size as they approach SCP-2843-1, ultimately 
disappearing from sight and remaining unseen until the conclusion 
of the experiment.2 


The length of time sustained within SCP-2843 has varied with each 
test subject. Individuals exiting the space will usually reappear on 
the opposite side of SCP-2843-1, concurrently exhibiting ‘growth’ to 
their normal stature. Feelings of dizziness, exhaustion, migraine 
headaches or difficulty with depth perception most often affect 
subjects upon reemergence, requiring on-duty personnel to help 
them walk or balance. However, most of these effects have proven 
temporary, usually dissipating in under an hour. 


SCP-2843 came to the attention of the Foundation soon after news 
reports had confirmed the unusual disappearances of 3 residents in 
northeastern , USA. Missing person reports had been filed for 
a local hiker, a 15 year old teenager, and an 8 year old child over 
the course of 2 weeks. Subsequent to these reports being 
publicized, search parties located each victim within 48 hours of 
dispatch. In every case, the missing individual was found lying 
unconscious near SCP-2843-1. Upon medical examination, victims 
displayed corresponding symptoms of Alice in Wonderland 
Syndrome (AIWS), most of which subsided over the course of their 
treatment. Two of the three victims had otherwise sustained mostly 
minor injuries, but the third appeared to have suffered a 
considerably large bite on the right leg. Though all three individuals 
were able to recount vague descriptions of the ‘landscape’ when 
questioned, none proved capable of remembering when, why or how 


long they had been missing, nor could the victim of the bite recall the 
source of their injury. Foundation personnel deemed it necessary to 
administer mild amnestics to the victims as well as all involved 
parties prior to containment of SCP-2843. 


Addendum 2843-A 


Segment of a note from Dr. Galvez regarding the bite 
victim 


Closer inspection of the marks on the patient’s leg has 
revealed uncanny similarities to large-scale insect 
mandibles...! need not mention the importance of 
omitting this detail from all external medical records. 


-Dr. Galvez 
Experiment Log 2843-A 
Test 2843-1 
Participant: D-3287, female, age 29 


This is the first test performed with SCP-2843 
subsequent to containment. Doctors ask subject D-3287 
to interact freely with SCP-2843-1. 


Log begins at 9:04 A.M., 5/18/ 


[D-3287 is seen walking along the trunk of 
SCP-2843-1, jumping off halfway across. 
Subject then begins to meander along the 
sides of the tree.] 


D-3287: | really don’t see any point to this, 
doc. 


[Subject continues to walks around all different 
sides of SCP-2843-1 for several more minutes, 
resulting in equal inactivity. D-3287 then 
begins to walk back towards the doctors ina 
slow, laid back manner.] 


D-3287: | think we’re done here, don’t you? 


Dr. Ferdinand: We ask that you please 
continue your interaction, D-3287, or we'll 
have to consider this experiment a failure. 


[D-3287 rolls her eyes at the doctors before 
turning back towards SCP-2843-1. Subject 
walks straight towards it.] 


D-3287: (while walking) Got to be honest here, 
doc. | think that ship has... 


[D-3287 begins to show signs of 
disorientation. ] 


Dr. Ferdinand: (to D-3287) Are you alright? 


[D-3287 stumbles back several steps and 
suddenly collapses, at which point the two 
doctors rush over to her, dragging her back 
several meters. D-3287 comes to after about 8 
minutes, mentioning that everything in front of 
her started “growing in size” before she 
fainted. Subject is removed from the 
experiment after complaining of a bad 
migraine headache. ] 


Note from Dr. Ferdinand to Dr. Galvez 


It would seem that we have isolated a way to 
engage SCP-2843, though further testing is 
required to confirm my hypothesis. | request 
use of both audio and video communication for 
future experiments. 


-Dr. Ferdinand 
Reply from Dr. Galvez 


Your request is granted. Please provide me 
with a copy of your video findings as soon as 


possible. 
-Dr. Galvez 
Test 2843-2 
Participant: D-2941, male, 43 years old 


D-2941 is equipped with a two-way radio and helmet- 
mounted camcorder prior to experimentation. Subject is 
stationed a short distance from SCP-2843-1 while three 
personnel stand by, observing from multiple angles. 


Log begins at 8:46 A.M., 5/26/ 


Dr. Ferdinand: D-2941, is your helmet cam 
recording? 


D-2941: Yeah, it’s on. 


Dr. Ferdinand: All right, you may proceed 
towards the tree. Remember to immediately 
inform me if you see anything strange during 
your approach, understand? 


D-2941: | got it, | got it. 


[D-2941 begins to walk directly towards 
SCP-2943-1. Approximately 19 steps into his 
approach, personnel begin to notice D-2941 
shrinking in size.] 


D-2941: Whoa, doc...1...I’m not feeling quite 
right here. Why is everything...? 


Dr. Ferdinand: D-2941, please continue your 
approach forward. Do not deviate. (To Dr. 
Peterson) Make a note; subject was between 5 
and 6 meters from SCP-2843-1 before 
exhibiting effects. 


Dr. Peterson: Noted. 


[Static can be heard forming over the walkie. ] 


Dr. Ferdinand: D-2941, come in. Can you hear 
me? 


[Static continues. D-2941 continues to recede 
until out of view.] 


Dr. Ferdinand: Come in, D-2941. We can no 
longer see you, what is your current position? 


[Several more minutes of static occur, after 
which D-2941 can again be heard.] 


D-2941: I’m still here, doc. Holy hell, why is 
everything suddenly so damn...huge... 


Dr. Ferdinand: What do you see in front of 
you? Please be specific. 


D-2941: Looks like a big hill. There are 
boulders and dead trees everywhere, loads of 
them. I’m standing on some kind of soggy 
grass too. Can anyone tell me what the hell is 
going on? 


Dr. Ferdinand: D-2941, from what you’re 
describing, it would seem your current task 
would be to climb the hill to the opposite side. 
Be advised that we will be standing by on the 
other side to assist you. 


D-2941: (sighing heavily) ...Great. 

[Personnel hear D-2941 grunting and panting 
for the next 18 minutes, tripping and stumbling 
several times as he walks.] 


Dr. Ferdinand: D-2941, are you doing okay? 


D-2941: (grunting) Just dandy, doc. I’m about 
half way down the other side. It might just be 


me, but do any of you hear... 


[Static again begins to form over the radio. 
Several minutes pass before Dr. Peterson, 
who is stationed on the opposite side of 
SCP-2843-1, notices D-2941 beginning to 
reemerge. D-2941 gradually returns to normal 
size, noticeably exhausted and losing 
balance. ] 


Dr. Peterson: Subject spotted, beginning 
forward approach to assist. 


Dr. Ferdinand: Proceed. (Motions to the third 
researcher present to assist Dr. Peterson.) 


[D-2941 is escorted away from SCP-2843-1 
and seated on a nearby tree stump. Subject is 
conclusively diagnosed with post-experimental 
macropsia. Symptoms subside after 
approximately 38 minutes of rest. During 
subsequent debriefing, subject recalls hearing 
a “shrill noise” in the distance during the latter 
half of the experiment. All 3 researchers who 
were present do not recall hearing anything 
over the radio at the time.] 


Review of the footage taken by D-2941’s 
helmet camera shows the tape cutting in and 
out during the subject’s approach. The video 
then restarts for 2 or 3 seconds while D-2941 
is inside SCP-2843, after which it cuts out for 
the remainder of the experiment. This 
manages to briefly capture SCP-2843-1’s 
immense size while inside SCP-2843. 


TEST 2843-2 FOOTAGE 
Note from Dr. Ferdinand to Dr. Galvez 


| have enclosed the test footage from our 


second experiment for your consideration. | 
apologize in advance for the choppiness of the 
video feed. Though visual communication 
seems impractical within the anomaly, we 
have had little trouble with walkie-talkies aside 
from occasional static. However, | think even 
this brief clip is more than enough evidence to 
clearly identify SCP-2843 as a dimensional 
irregularity. Our test subject’s description of 
what he saw points to some kind of high- 
altitude miniature landscape. Aside from radio 
communication, | also ask that we provide the 
next test subject with an audio recording 
device. According to our previous participant, 
something else appears to be existing within 
SCP-2843. 


-Dr. Ferdinand 
Reply from Dr. Galvez 


Well done. | will not require the use of 
camcorders during experimentation. Two way 
radios, however, will continue to be used on 
both sides. Your request for a sound recording 
device is also approved. Keep me posted on 
any more new findings. 


-Dr. Galvez 
Test 2843-3 
Participant: D-2282, female, age 40 


Subject is provided with a two-way radio. Attached to her 
breast pocket is a high-sensitivity microphone connected 
to a recording transceiver monitored by Dr. Ferdinand. 
Instructions are given to the subject regarding entering 
SCP-2843. The subject obeys, exhibiting the inevitable 
shrinking and vanishing. 


Log begins at 4:06 P.M., 6/7/ 


Dr. Ferdinand: Audio is coming in loud and 
clear, D-2282. Inform me immediately of any 
strange activity. 


D-2282: | really don’t give a rat’s ass what the 
audio sounds like, doc. You better start 
explaining why everything around me is so 
damn massive! | swear these leaves on the 
ground are as big as mini vans. And is that a... 
good God, what is happening? 


Dr. Ferdinand: All part of the experiment, 
D-2282. Once you climb the hill and make it 
out the other side, we can escort you out. Do 
you think you can do that? 


D-2282: (groans) I’m getting too old for this... 


[The usual static intervals occur. Subject goes 
silent for several minutes. ]