SCP-3926-1: At first, | wasn't sure about it. It was a new 
experience, having my eyes opened to the flaws of your 
species. | turned the TV off right then and there. It made 
me uncomfortable, knowing that there was something 
leagues better inhabiting the same planet as me. 


But, next week, | felt like | needed to watch more. At first, 
| was doing it so | could prove something to myself. 
Prove that humans really were better. But the points 
Tyal'k'nec made, they were indisputable. The way he 
said them made me feel warm, comfortable. | was willing 
to serve him for the rest of my life, as an inferior being. | 
felt fine with being inferior when he said it like the way he 
did. That week | felt real weird, had some kinda nasty 
congestion goin’ on. Felt like | was wearing someone 
else's body. 


So, Saturday night, | got a TV dinner, sat down, and 
tuned in. Laughed a bit, had a good time. Near the end 
of the episode, he turns to the camera, felt like he was 


staring right into my soul. He says, "You have the power 
to overcome your human form. Become how | made you. 
Inhabit my intended body!" | cried. I'm a strong guy, last 
time | had cried was when my mother died. But | tell you, 
| was bawling like a baby. | had my escape. | was free. 


The next day, | was getting my coffee, when all of the 
sudden | start vomiting up this pale green shit. | 
remember Tyal'k'nec talked about it on the show. 
Phlegm, he called it. Said it was beautiful. It would help 
you be a better organism. It was like a firehose. All over 
the goddamn room. | slipped and fell, but | didn't want to 
get up. | could, but | had never felt anything so... 
peaceful. The phlegm had slowed to a trickle at that 
point. | was covered in it. | drifted off into this deep sleep, 
it was amazing. 


So, | wake up. I'm feeling fresh and new. Great, it was! | 
walk into the bathroom, and see myself in the mirror. | 
was beautiful. Hell, | am beautiful. | laid down for an hour 
in my phlegm. Just enjoying myself. It was wonderful. | 
knew my new name already, it was in my mind: 
Dra'velyeah. Doesn't it just roll off the tongue, doc? 


Dr. Nielsen: Mmhmm. 


SCP-3926-1: | step outside, and immediately | feel the 
need to shout my love for Tyal'k'nec to the world. Driving 
into town, | got some weird looks, but that's okay. 
Tyal'k'nec said humans wouldn't be used to seeing the 
physical manifestation of perfection. | get on the street 
corner, on my soapbox, and start telling people to tune 
into Channel every Saturday night to hear Tyal'k'nec 
speak. | did that for about an hour until some asshole 
stands next to me for a picture. | oblige him, because 
who wouldn't want their friends seeing them with one of 
Tyal'k'nec's own. | pat his back, tell him to tune in to 
Saturday Nights with Tyal'k'nec and send him on his 
Way. 


Then, this cocksuck says something alone the lines of, 


"Right, you loon." | yell back at him, asking him what he 
said. He says that he's got better things to do than to 
listen to some slimy bumpkin fuck preach every 
Saturday. | mean, can you believe it? Directly in front of 
me. 


I'm overcome with this urge. | charge him and start 
vomiting phlegm all over him. Tyal'k'nec says never to 
stand idle near a nonbeliever. He's screaming, I'm 
screaming, everyone is screaming. I've almost got this 
guy onto Tyal'k'nec’s side when you assholes nabbed 
me. That really wasn't cool. 


Dr. Nielsen: You were killing him. 


SCP-3926-1: Buddy, he was already dying. All of you 
are. 


[SCP-3926-1 looks around and leans into Dr. Nielsen] 


*whispering* | can get you outta that skin if you want. 
Just say the words. Join me in eternity. 


Dr. Nielsen: That's enough. This interview is over. 


SCP-508: Random-dot Stereogram 


Item #: SCP-508 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-508 requires no special 
containment procedures so long as it is kept out of direct view of any 
SCP staff. Atleast % of SCP-508 must remain covered except 
when actively being tested. It is currently kept in a small closet, with 
no windows or ventilation. The door is to be kept securely locked at 
all times. 


If SCP-508 is to be tested, it may be sealed in an opaque container 
and transported to any environmentally-sealed testing room 
available. Due to the potential risk resulting from its secondary 
effect, the room is to be sealed using positive pressure and sanitized 
using when the test is complete. Unless there is a strong need 
to preserve the test subject, they, also, should be sanitized using 

- ; in the event that the subject must be retained, they should be 
held in quarantine for a period of no less than days. 


Description: SCP-508 appears to be a 'Random Dot Stereo-gram' 
poster, of dimensions 255x197cm. Caution must be taken when 
interacting with it, as even a cursory glance may fascinate the 
viewer, giving them an overwhelming desire to properly view the 
‘hidden’ image. Viewing the image appears to only be possible when 
the viewer stands 1 meter in front of the image, and stares directly at 
it; attempts to view the image via mirrors or having multiple subjects 
attempt to view it have failed, with only the properly positioned 
subject able to see the image. 


In testing, achieving proper focus to be able to view the image has 
taken an average of 93 seconds. Subjects exposed multiple times 
appear to view it more quickly, but never in less than 60 seconds. 


Once the viewer has achieved proper focus, the poster seems to 


SCP-3927: The Fancy Mouse 


Item #: SCP-3927 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3927 is to be kept in a 
wire cage, with all walls measuring at least 60 cm long. SCP-3927 is 
to be provided with a record player manufactured between the years 
of 1883 to 1927; music from the same time period is to be played to 
SCP-3927 continuously for at least 12 hours each day. 


SCP-3927's cage is currently kept in a standard containment cell. A 
spare record player and extra cases of records are to be kept in the 
same chamber. Access to SCP-3927 for experimentation requires 
Level-3 clearance. 


Personnel handling SCP-3927 are required to wear rubber gloves. 
SCP-3927 currently does not require as much regular feeding as a 
non-anomalous mouse, but is to be fed according to the 
recommendations and schedule provided by the assigned 
veterinarian. 


Description: SCP-3927 is a taxidermied house mouse (Mus 
musculus, also known as "fancy mouse") wearing a top hat, a 
monocle over the left eye, and black polished shoes. Although 
SCP-3927 is stuffed (demonstrated by it having stitches over its 
chest, as well as possessing plastic eyes), the specimen will still 
move, blink, and eat in the same manner as non-anomalous 
individuals of the same species. 


SCP-3927 generates a mild reality-altering anomaly that affects 
various objects within a proximity of 10 meters. Observed 
phenomena due to this effect include: 


¢ Video-recording devices of any kind will produce black and 
white footage. 


¢ Any audio recorded within the area of effect will be interrupted 
by light popping and scratching sounds, as well as faint 
incidental piano music in the background similar to that of 
early 1900s short films. 

¢ All humans in the affected area will unconsciously use words 
and phrases associated with American English slang in the 
early 1900s. 


SCP-3927 seems to exhibit a sense of extreme dislike for humans 
using modern technology. For example, it will bite and nip at 
researchers who attempt to handle it while possessing a mobile 
phone on their person. SCP-3927 additionally becomes agitated 
when it sees researchers looking at digital screens. 


Based on experimentation,! it has been determined that SCP-3927's 
anomalous effect is nullified by allowing it to listen to music played 
by a record player. Furthermore, in the absence of such a record 
player, SCP-3927 will manifest increasingly noticeable reality 
alterations upon whichever human handles it most frequently. See 
abridged test log: 


Display Test SCP-3927-1-A 


Test SCP-3927-1-A 

Subject: D-1492 

Procedure: D-1492 was tasked with handling 
SCP-3927 three times each day while no 
record player music was provided. 


Day 1: Subject reported feeling a headache, 
but nothing else unusual. 


Day 2: Subject stated that he would have liked 
to listen to the record player, and even began 
to sway while seated. It was noted that D-1492 
had previously exhibited disdain towards the 
record player as a "useless antique". 


Day 6: D-1492 spontaneously referred to 
SCP-3927 as "Snowy" several times, 
seemingly by instinct. SCP-3927 appeared to 


recognize and respond positively to this name. 


Day 11: D-1492 began to develop facial 
wrinkles, as well as grey hair. At this point, 
D-1492 retained physical strength and 
dexterity associated with his age. 


Day 12: D-1492 reported developing back 
pains. 


Day 14: During the evening portion of the 
experiment, the clothes D-1492 wore 
transformed into a 1900s-era nightgown. 
When questioned, D-1492 seemed 
unperturbed, stating, "Why, | sleep ina 
nightgown every night! It's not strange!" 


Day 15: D-1492 now believes he is an elderly 
woman at the age of 67. 


Day 17: D-1492 has begun to request that 
research personnel address him as "Diana", 
and has further engaged with SCP-3927 by 
teaching it to perform tricks. SCP-3927 has 
responded to various cues from D-1492 to 
jump, turn in circles, and stand on its hind legs, 
seemingly from memory rather than instinct. 


Researcher's note: Testing was prematurely 
concluded when D-1492 began to repeatedly 
feel unwell and developed symptoms of severe 
chronic illness. SCP-3927 was returned to its 
usual containment with its record player 
running continuously. 


Addendum 3927-1: SCP-3927 was initially discovered when a man 
contacted local animal control services, claiming that a stuffed 
mouse was frequently appearing in his great-grandmother's room, 
the backyard garden, and the attic where it "seemed to be tampering 
with an antique record player" in storage. A Foundation agent 
embedded in the animal control staff was dispatched to investigate 


the case. An interview with the informant was conducted after 
SCP-3927 was discovered and transferred to a Foundation facility 
(See interview log below). 


Display Interview Log SCP-3927-1-A1 
Interview Log SCP-3927-1-A1 


Interviewed: [REDACTED] Note: it is believed 
that Mr. [REDACTED] was affected by 
SCP-3927's primary anomalous effect during 
the course of this interview. 


Interviewer: Dr. 
<Begin Log> 
Dr. :So, when did the strange events start? 


[REDACTED]: Well, it started when | first got 
into the house. | had to move here because 
my family owned it so | didn't have to pay it off, 
also because it was much closer to the place | 
work at. Keen, | mean, nice place too. When | 
got inside the house | couldn't help but turn the 
record player on. It brought back memories. 
When it was on | noticed the taxidermied 
mouse. My great-grandma Diana had that 
mouse taxidermied and dolled up, | mean, 
dressed up, because she loved it so much. | 
gave the mouse a pat on the head. 


Dr. : What happened after? 


[REDACTED]: | started noticing things 
happening. That night the record player started 
playing the same song on loop. While | was 
lying in bed, | thought | heard tapping and then 
the record player playing a different song. And 
then the next morning | woke up and a jar of 
peanut butter was knocked onto the floor and 


licked clean. 


Dr. _: Did anything strange happen to other 
electronic devices in the house? 


[REDACTED]: Nosirr, why do you ask? 
Dr. : Just checking. Please continue. 


[REDACTED]: Everything was ducky, | 
mean... fine afterwards, actually. Until | came 
home one day and the mouse was gone. 


Dr. _: Did you look for it? 


[REDACTED]: Yes, it was in the garden in 
sitting on the bench. My grandmother once 
told me that the mouse loved to go in the 
garden and explore. And that her mother 
would be sitting on the bench watching the 
mouse. | freaked out because | assumed the 
the mouse was haunted or something. 


Dr. : What did you do after that? 


[REDACTED]: | uh... | actually called an 
exorcist to take a gander. Take a look. But he 
said that he doesn't sense any angry or 
aggressive spirits. So then | decided | was just 
hallucinating or going off the deep end. | 
checked if there was a gas leak or some 
chemicals in the water | was drinking, or 
maybe | was jazzed at the time. But nothing. 


Dr. : So you just kept your normal routine 
from then on? Did the mouse do anything 
else? 


[REDACTED]: Why, indeed it... uh. | mean. It 
appeared in my great-grandmother's room 
more often than any other room. It looked like 
it was searching for something. One time | 


could've sworn it blinked. Chow in the kitchen 
kept disappearing. | tried to ask the queer little 
thing what it wanted but it just kept cold when | 
picked it up. | mean kept silent. Sorry. 


Dr. : What else? 


[REDACTED]: A few days ago | caught it 
staring at an old photo of my great- 
grandmother hanging on a wall. | tried to take 
a video of it with my phone, but it up and went 
batty and... | mean. It got upset and attacked 
my hand. Cracked my phone screen. After that 
| called animal control. 


Dr. :|see. Do you have any further 
information you would like to share? 


[REDACTED]: Golly, | don't know. Did | say 
golly? Really? Sorry. Great-grandma Diana 
passed away from cancer in 1931 though, and 
| don't think anyone else in the family had a 
pet mouse since then. Is my house infested? 


Dr. :1Idon't think so, but we can send some 
people to make sure. This concludes the 
interview, thank you. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Following the interview, 
Mr. [REDACTED] was instructed to report any 
further unusual happenings to a Foundation 
contact. Amnestics have been deferred for the 
time being; Mr. [REDACTED] is expected to 
recover from symptoms of long-term 
SCP-3927 exposure in a few weeks. 


Addendum 3927-2: As of / /_ , it was proposed that Diandre 
"Diana" , a former Foundation researcher (currently retired, but 
still listed as a contact for case-by-case consultations), be 


considered as a primary caretaker of SCP-3927 due to her 
experience handling mice in laboratory settings, as well as her age 
and appearance. 


On //_ , Researcher Diandre visited SCP-3927's containment 
unit, bringing a set of rodent toys she used with her own mice. 
SCP-3927 seemed to respond well to the interaction with 
Researcher Diandre, and even seemed to comprehend when she 
informed it she would be leaving to get lunch and would return 
shortly. 


Approximately three months after becoming SCP-3927's primary 
caretaker, Researcher Diandre reported that she noticed her 
appearance changing slightly. Some of her facial wrinkles had 
faded, and her silver hair had begun to revert to its original dark 
color at the very ends. Additionally, she reported feeling less tired 
than usual in the mornings, and being able to better remember 
schedules without the aid of calendars or reminders. 


Researcher Diandre has been cleared for long-term experimentation 
with SCP-3927. Further discussion is ongoing regarding potential 
use of SCP-3927 as a means of health maintenance for other 
elderly Foundation personnel. 


Footnotes 
1. Trial criteria for various exposure stimuli were proposed based on 
information collected upon SCP-3927's initial acquisition. 


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SCP-3928 


Item #: SCP-3928 
Object Class: Keter