On November 26th 1989, the host briefly excused himself 
simultaneously on all currently monitored SCP-3363 broadcasts, 
which was followed by the cessation of all broadcasts for a period of 
approximately seven minutes. This event coincided with a Mobile 
Task Force entering a building in Ronda, Spain, as part of the 
ongoing investigation into SCP-33633; the building was found to 
contain a lounge room matching that seen in the broadcasts, though 
no trace of the host or any broadcasting or recording equipment was 
found. When broadcasts resumed, the lounge set was noticeably 
different from the original. This represents the only observed 
diversion from the standard broadcast pattern, and attempts to 
locate the new set have failed. 


Footnotes 

1. Resulting in approximately 1000 cases per year. 

2. Occurring as a segment in the Japanese TV Showj1 FH x AT 
YE rwbAcCeEISAT LE Kato-chan Ken-chan Gokigen Terebi, 
which began airing on January 11th 1986. 

3. Ronda is the town in which the cremated remains of George 
Orson Welles were buried. 


SCP-3365: Lunar Module 16 ‘Phoenix’ 


Item #: SCP-3365 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3365 is to be kept in a 
large chamber in Vacuum Containment Sector of Site-15 at all 
times, accessible through an airlock, which is to be sealed when 
SCP-3365 is not being researched. All air is to be removed from the 
containment chamber if any hatches on SCP-3365 are to be 
opened. Additional airlocks are to be sealed in the halls nearby 
SCP-3365’s chamber, in the event of a hull breach on SCP-3365. All 
researchers wishing to access SCP-3365 must enter the 
containment chamber through the airlock and wear a pressurized 
environment suit (PES). All sources of flames are prohibited from 
entering SCP-3365, or its containment chamber. Both hatches on 
SCP-3365 must be closed before any researcher leaves the 
chamber. All satellite imagery containing SCP-3365-1 are to be 
visually edited to remove SCP-3365-1. 


MTF-Tau-95 "Moonwalkers" are to be used if an incident occurs with 
the containment of SCP-3365 or SCP-3365-1. 


Description: SCP-3365 is a NASA Lunar Excursion Module, 
previously located inside an abandoned warehouse in , Florida. 
The exterior has the exact size and specifications as the lunar 
modules used during the Apollo program, except having minor 
damage, due to its long period of abandonment. All instances of the 
words “NASA”, “National Aeronautics and Space Administration”, 
“United States”, and “[DATA EXPUNGED]”’ have been either 
removed manually, or have worn off. The fuel tanks are constantly 
empty, and no fuel will be accepted. The interior of the module is 
also equal in appearance to the original modules, except it has a 
second exit hatch on the alternate side of the entrance. 


Travelling through this second hatch leads to the lunar surface, 


exiting from a lunar module with equal appearance to SCP-3365, 
without any exterior damage. This module is to be known as 
SCP-3365-1. The lunar surface has an American flag planted in the 
ground and a Lunar Roving Vehicle with seemingly limitless 
electricity to power it. Satellite imagery suggests that SCP-3365-1 is 
located in Mare or Sea of . Three human skeletons, as 
well as testing instruments, have been found on the lunar surface. 
Two of which were found wearing an Apollo/Skylab A7L spacesuit, 
while the other was wearing a lab coat with the NASA logo 
embroidered on the front pocket, as wellas the name R- L 

sewn onto a patch underneath the logo. 


Addendum-3365-1: On / / , before current containment 
procedures were enacted, Dr. W entered SCP-3365 for research 
of the SCP-3365-1 and the lunar surface. Seemingly on accident, 
Dr. W opened both hatches within SCP-3365. This allowed 
unblocked passage of air from Site-15 and the lunar vacuum. This 
caused decompression Site-15's Wing D, until it was stopped by the 
use of the emergency lockdown, sealing Wing D's entrances. MTF- 
Tau-95 was sent in, wearing pressurized environment suits, to seal 
the hatches on SCP-3365. 


SCP-3365 was promptly relocated to its current location, and had its 
containment procedures changed. 


SCP-3366: Man in Hole 


Item #: SCP-3366 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: No new instances of SCP-3366 
have been reported since 2010. Active containment is not required 
beyond existing disinformation protocols conducted during initial 
investigation. 


Observation Post 3366/001 has been established over the Syrian 
Desert facility located at coordinates 33°33'15.2"N 38°83'37.56’E. 
The post is to be staffed with at least 2 trained medical personnel at 
all times, who will attend to any subjects manifesting inside the 
facility and prepare them for immediate transport to Site-52. 
Following questioning, subjects should then be amnesticised and 
returned to their families as per standard bereavement protocols. 


Description: SCP-3366 is a phenomenon that occured between 
2008 to 2010 in which 37 individuals disappeared in Baghdad, Iraq 
under identical circumstances. Individuals who were affected by 
SCP-3366 had reported experiencing fatigue and lightheadedness 
prior to their disappearance, dry mouths, as well as a sharp cutting 
pain in their throats which made it difficult to eat or speak. All 
subjects disappeared leaving behind their personal effects and 
clothing. 


Since 2012, 9 of the 37 individuals have reappeared in an 
abandoned underground facility located in the Syrian Desert. The 
facility is accessed by a single steel trapdoor in a concrete bed sunk 
into the sand, through which a series of steep stairs down a 47- 
metre deep vertical shaft leads to a small room. Set in the southern 
wall of the room is a nondescript alcove, facing the direction of 
Mecca. Upon discovery, the room was empty save for two 
dessicated corpses, later identified as two of the missing individuals. 


Subsequent monitoring of the facility led to 7 more of the missing 
individuals being recovered alive. All of them showed signs of heavy 
muscle atrophy and dehydration, but otherwise did not appear to 
have aged since their disappearances. All of them continued to 
exhibit pre-disappearance symptoms as well as aphasia and mental 
dissociation. Accounts of their time since their disappearance seem 
to point towards a single shared extrauniversal or extraparadigmatic 
experience (see attached Department of Memetics report). 


Pinning this at the top as a warning — | think it's worth 
reading the whole thing through before we come to any 
conclusions. Already we've discharged three of the 
patients before Analytics got back to us about the tome's 
significance, and | fear it's too late for the rest of them. 


We've all read the Alf-Layla as children. If there's one 
thing it's taught me, it's that stories have power. May 
God grant us mercy from this one. 


— Dr. Sufian M., Site-52 Medical Department 
Addendum: Recorded testimony of subjects (truncated) 


Subject designation: 3366/003 
Date of disappearance: 11/09/2008 
Date of recovery: 06/10/2013 


Subject brief: Dr. Shapoor Arjmand, aged 37. General 
practitioner in the Al-Waziria private hospital in the Hay 
Al-Maghrib district. In 1992, Arjmand was involved ina 
near-fatal motorcycle accident which resulted in the loss 
of his left eye. He was last seen on camera walking 
towards his car in the hospital's basement; his car was 
found in his usual lot with the engine running and doors 
locked with his clothes in the driver's seat. 


[06:53:02] Time. Lost. Throat pain. Hurt. Trapdoor. Fell. 
Trapped here. Help. Prince. 


[06:53:56] She beat him inside of the bottom of the 
sheer goat pain bottom of the well. My mouth is open but 


| cannot speak. She'll come back but not now. Soft lips 
into heavy wounds the shape of little curved whips. 


[06:55:16] Floor on the rotting cold. There's no meat left. 
| see a throne, a deep pyramid with little pyramids 
growing on them. He's been cut so much, it's dark and 
warm with his blood. He's trapped there. You have to 
help me. 


[06:57:26] Help me. Floor is cold. His legs have been 
turned into stone. 


[06:59:12] | can't see. Let me out from the hole. 


Subject designation: 3366/007 
Date of disappearance: 15/10/2008 
Date of recovery: 17/09/2014 


Subject brief: Sadeq Dehghan, aged 37. Herbal 
medicine vendor in Sadr City, Baghdad. Dehghan is 
blind in his left eye due to early-onset glaucoma. A police 
report was filed when he failed to return home one night 
and his pushcart was found at the bottom of a Sadr City 
septic tank; foul play was initially suspected, then ruled 
out when no plausible perpetrator could be found. 


[10:48:32] Little barb in his flesh is not human. The spine 
curls, recoiling under her lash. She is still wrapped 
around me. She is everywhere. She is quicksilver and 
ice. 


[10:51:28] She presses onto my magic and drinks in 
shriveled flesh seed water. It stings. It hurts. She lashes 
again. Fire and ice and the chafing of fish scales on bare 
back. He can't do a thing, it keeps on hurting. Skin and 
bones decompose that no one dare touch. Tomorrow 
same new hell. 


[10:53:17] She's burning him because of love. She loves 
me. She took the skin from the back of his fingernails 
yesterday. He's still screaming from the day before. 


Test 433-006: individuals, instead of , are included in the ritual 
area. SCP-433 activates successfully. The ritual area is removed, 
but no solid matter replaces it. Instead, the entire ritual area is 
replaced by gas of concentrations similar to those from Test 
433-002. 


Test 433-007: Ritual performed successfully, following exact 
procedures outlined in document 433-001. Ritual area is replaced by 
a sand-water-salt mixture, similar but not identical in composition to 
that of ocean water. Several fish-like creatures of unknown species 
are brought as well. The creatures expired shortly after arriving. 
Dissection of the creatures, despite being interesting from a 
biological standpoint, yielded no useful information as to the nature 
of SCP-433. 


Test 433-008: Ritual performed successfully, following exact 
procedures outlined in document 433-001. Upon activation, the ritual 
area was replaced with a half-sohere composed of a dark-brown 
clay. Standing in the center of the circle was a previously unknown 
creature, hereby designated SCP-433-1. While vaguely humanoid in 
appearance, it possessed several chitin-like plates covering various 
parts of its body. SCP-433-1 was approximately 3 m tall, with grey 
skin and no discernible eyes or mouth. For approximately 6 seconds 
after SCP-433-1 appeared, all personnel in the area reported vividly 
seeing a rapid succession of images, after the conclusion of which 
SCP-433-1 raised its arms and vanished. With it vanished the entire 
area that had been transferred; the original ritual area then 
reappeared, complete with terrain, objects, and participants. All ritual 
participants, without exception, had been dismembered; legs, arms, 
and heads were separated from their respective bodies via perfectly 
smooth, clean cuts. As well, the [DATA EXPUNGED] at the center of 
the ritual circle had been shattered. 


All personnel reported the images to be as follows: 


* A group of nude humans appearing to perform SCP-433. 1 

¢ Ahuman skeleton with an instance of SCP-433-1 standing 
over it. 

* A large modern city, believed to be [REDACTED], lying in 
ruins. 

¢« [DATA EXPUNGED] 


She'll be back tomorrow. 


[10:59:14] Throat pain. Cannot continue. I'll try again 
tomorrow. 


Subject: 3366/008 
Date of disappearance: 22/08/2009 
Date of recovery: 12/10/2014 


Subject brief: Hashem Rastkar, aged 37. Factory 
foreman in Iraqi Pharmaceutical Industry Co., in Al- 
Jadeeda, Baghdad. Rastkar was a former member of a 
Sunni militia during the Iraqi insurgency of 2003 and was 
discharged the following year following a shrapnel injury 
to his left eye. Prior to his disappearance, Rastkar was 
last seen by a neighbour descending into the basement 
laundry room of his apartment block at around 0300 
hours. 


[02:33:27] Let him know she's done when she's done. 
He used to give her presents from another. His eyes are 
like my daughter's. Can | see my bride again? She 
cannot let me move even though | could move 
mountains and dreams. My hands black, the knuckles 
cannot hold meat. Bottom of the trapdoor. Help me. 


[02:34:03] Even though | am half-dead she fucks me. 
She whips again and she takes more of it off and he 
cannot even ejaculate anymore or talk or do anything but 
scream. 


[02:35:49] Am | in a hospital? He whispers to her to 
break his neck with her claws but she cannot bear to do 
it without breaking every bone in his body. His legs are 
like burnt matchsticks. Stone can bleed, too, if you hurt it 
enough. 


[02:38:33] Break the bride, break the groom. 


[02:39:10] Break the bride, break the groom. 


[02:39:45] Break the bride, break the groom. 
[02:41:00] (inaudible) 
[02:41:55] As below, so above. 


Addendum: Excerpt from meta-analysis of testimonies from 
Subjects-3366/01 through 05, Department of Memetics, Site-52. 


Methodology 


Transcripts were subjected to word frequency and voice 
pattern analysis to discern if common subconscious 
trends existed among the subjects returned from 
SCP-3366. We believe that this is appropriate seeing 
that SCP-3366's effects do not easily lend themselves to 
conscious expression, owing to the possible 
extraparadigmatic nature of the subjects’ 
disappearances. By quantifying word associations and 
concepts, we should be able to clarify the nature of the 
reality behind the veil [...] 


We were able to quantify the conceptual existence of the 
setting as some kind of throne or royal chamber, likely 
Achaemenid in origin (symbol-cluster 
‘carvings'/‘wedge’/‘marble-stepped', p = 0.05 across all 
sets). Common to all accounts is the association of all 
elements of the vision with the subterranean (symbol- 
cluster 'hole'/‘dark', p = 0.16) and the uncertain assertion 
of chronology and dream-logic (symbol-cluster 'I don't 
know'/sequence’/‘why', p = 0.10). 


The overlying Broad Conceptual Lattice (p < 0.30) of all 
five subjects can then be lineated in terms of three 
symbol-cluster structures, two of which we believe are 
representative of extraparadigmatic entities: 


First symbol-cluster structure: Suggested entity. Coded 
as male/humanoid/prince/self. Believed to be benign. 
Associated with youth, royalty, and impotence (p < 0.10). 
Has been partially transmuted into a solid substance 


(stone, metal, wood) and is currently subject to torture by 
his bride. 


Second symbol-cluster structure: Suggested entity. 
Coded as female/nonhuman/witch/other. Believed to be 
malevolent. Associated with death, omnipresence, 
sadism, and magic (p < 0.20). Bride/companion of the 
aforementioned prince entity. 


Third symbol-cluster structure: Nature unknown. 
Associated with elements of immobility, virility, decay 
(excluding death), blindness, and escape (p < 0.10). 
Possibly represents a collection of interchangeable 
descriptive/identity elements belonging to either prior 
entity. Alternatively, represents a third unidentified entity 
altogether. 


Addendum: Memo from Reliquary Site-76 


Item #: OBINT175305 

Item description: Vellum manuscript dating to the 4th century. 
Written in Middle Persian in the Pahlavi script. 562 pages with 23 
illuminated panels. Fragmentary, with each piece largely legible and 
well-preserved. 

Item found: Cadbury Research Library, University of Birmingham 
Date found: 22/12/2015 

Reason for acquisition: Object of interest in SCP-3366 
investigation. 

Actions taken: Removed from location via clandestine channels. 
Delivered to Site-52 on 29/12/2015 for analysis. 


Open attachment: Level-4/3366 EYES ONLY