SCP-069 appears to be a commercially produced software DVD and 
accompanying instruction manual in its original soft case. When 
placed into any PC with a supported Windows operating system, the 
disc appears to contain a Japanese-style "dating-sim" visual novel 
program in English. The title of the software is "The Sisters of 
Cheyenne Point" by "Superstar Catalyst Project". 


SCP-069 is reportedly "very well written" and "decently drawn", 
according to male test subjects who have been exposed to the 
software. Such subjects will often use SCP-069 for hours at a time, 
neglecting all other activity in an attempt to attain "100% 
completion". Female test subjects exhibited little to no interest in 
SCP-069. Possible memetic properties are under investigation and 


all exposed test subjects have been quarantined under standard 
memetic agent screening protocols. 


Addendum 069-1: Research into SCP-069 has yielded no memetic 
properties. SCP-069 has been reclassified from Euclid to Safe. 


Addendum 069-2: Excerpts from SCP-069 
Outer Soft Case: 
Front Cover of SCP-069's Case 


Instruction Manual: 
Page 2: 


Welcome to Cheyenne Point Academy! 


Your name is [REDACTED], and even though you've 
never had much luck with girls, your luck is about to 
change! You've just moved to the beautiful city of 
Cheyenne Point, and with a new school comes new 
opportunities to find friends and love in the shadow of 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 
Page 5: 
Cast: 


T.J. : You are a new transfer student at the 
prestigious Cheyenne Point Academy and have moved 
to the city of Cheyenne Point after having a nervous 
breakdown at your old school. A caring person, you have 
nonetheless never seemed to have much luck with girls, 
but with a fresh start in a new environment, maybe that 
will change! 


Karen : The leader of the Sisters Club, Karen is 
strong and stubborn individual who despises bullies and 
never backs down from a fight. She was nicknamed 
"Break" by the other students for supposedly breaking 


the arm of an upperclassman, but under her tough 
exterior is a soft side that is rarely seen. She saves you 
from delinquents on your first day of class, and seems to 
have taken a keen interest in you. 


Beatrice : Athletic and always energetic, Beatrice is 
a small but feisty competitor who loves to win at sports. 
She is playful and outgoing, but worries that others think 
she isn't mature or feminine enough because she has 
never had a boyfriend. 


Rachel : The class representative of your 
homeroom and a top student at Cheyenne Point 
Academy, Rachel is a kind and caring figure who is 
always willing to help but secretly isn't very confident 
about herself. She prefers to be called by her last name, 
and her favorite animal is the raven. 


Kondraki: An upperclassman and captain of the 
fencing team, he is extremely arrogant and abrasive to 
those who he doesn't consider one of his henchmen. An 
infamous bully, you manage to accidentally get on the 
bad side of his cohorts on your first day at school. 


Page 6: 
Cast (continued): 


Dr. Gears: The principal of Cheyenne Point Academy. 
He doesn't talk a lot, is usually emotionless, and isn't 
seen around the school grounds very much, either. 
Keeping to the administrative hall of the Academy, a lot 
of students think that he might secretly be a robot with 
human skin. 


Dr. Bright: The vice-principal of Cheyenne Point 
Academy, he is aloof, sarcastic, and feared for his strict 
punishments. However, he is also your [REDACTED] 
and helped you get back onto your feet and into this 
school after your breakdown, so what could he be hiding 
under that harsh exterior? 


Mr. Strelnikov: A history teacher at Cheyenne Point 
Academy, he often teaches lessons that may not 
necessarily be historically accurate. He also yells a lot 
and scares the underclassmen who are unfortunate 
enough to be in his class. 


Dr. Clef: Another teacher at Cheyenne Point Academy. 
Never seen in a classroom, no one is quite sure what he 
actually does at the Academy. His creepy attitude, 
tendency to stalk people, and the fact that his face is 
almost always hidden behind a huge hat has a lot of the 
female students thinking that he's a pervert. 


Nurse Rights: The school nurse who seems to have an 
unhealthy obsession with giving students physical 
exams, she is more than willing to patch you up if you 
get any cuts and bruises on campus. ¥ Also, she will 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 
Addendum 069-3: Additional Research Notes 


For additional information regarding SCP-069's contents, please see 
the Research Log for SCP-069. 


SCP-536: Physical Law Testing Chamber 


Item #: SCP-536 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-536 is to be maintained 
according to standard Foundation procedures. SCP-536 is not to be 
plugged into its power source except during authorized testing. Any 
personnel who wish to engage in research involving SCP-536 must 
submit an official request form to Dr. _, under whose supervision all 
tests are to be conducted. 


Gravimetric, electromagnetic, and radiological sensors are to be 
placed on SCP-536's surface at one meter intervals. In the case of 
abnormal readings on any of these sensors, SCP-536 is to be 
deactivated immediately and removed from its power source. 


Personnel are encouraged to repeatedly check calculations before 
activating SCP-536. 


Description: SCP-536 isa by by meter chamber, with a 50 
centimeter square viewing window, 6 tunable dials with 
corresponding meters, and an electromagnetically sealed entryway. 
The entryway cannot be sealed or opened from the inside, and the 
dials will not respond unless the entryway is closed and sealed. The 
viewing window is opaque to electrons, nuclear particles, 
[REDACTED], and photons of energies above 1 keV. 


Each of SCP-536's dials alters the value of one of the fundamental 
physical constants within the chamber. The dials control, 
respectively, the speed of light 'c', the gravitational constant 'G’, 
Planck's constant 'h', the fundamental charge ‘e', and two other 
constants represented by the Greek letters lambda and theta 
(Memo: After testing, Foundation researchers have concluded that 
these two constants represent the coupling constants for the weak 
and strong interactions, respectively. See testing logs SCP-536- 


Research Log for SCP-069-J 


This document contains additional information about the contents of 
SCP-069-J as well as collected research notes for the purpose of 
more efficient experimentation. 


Content Notes: 


Beginning with Chapter 1 and throughout the narrative, the 
protagonist repeatedly has difficulty remembering how to get 
to classroom 055, and is often forced to ask for directions. 


During Chapter 2, the protagonist encounters a character 
named "Cain", who is the student council president and a 
sympathetic figure who is loved by all and cares greatly for the 
student body of Cheyenne Point Academy. Additionally, he 
also appears to have a brother named "Able", a troublemaker 
and delinquent who is jealous of his brother's popularity. 


A pair of dysfunctional vending machines are interacted with 
during Chapter 2, and continue to be seen in the background 
when the protagonist travels through the Student Center. 


In Chapter 3, there is a short story arc involving a giant iguana 
that consistently escapes from the Academy's biology lab. 
When encountered, it is wearing a tag with the numbers "682" 
engraved onto it, and avoids capture until it encounters an 
unnamed female student who claims to be the only person 
that the iguana allows itself to be caught by. This student 
apologizes for the inconvenience and returns to the biology 
lab; these two characters are also seen again later in the 
narrative. 


Also in Chapter 3, Beatrice makes an offhand mention of a 
supposed "cursed staircase" in the main building of the 

Academy; students report feeling a sense of unease while 
using it and there are rumors that several students in past 


years have fallen down the staircase, resulting in serious 
injuries. 


In an illustration in Chapter 4, an unnamed student appears to 
be reading a book titled "Frederick Potter and the Sorcerer's 
Stone". 


While paying a visit to the principal's office in Chapter 5, the 
walls of the office are seen with a decorative motif remarkably 
similar to sections of both SCP-914 and SCP-882. 


In Chapter 6, the protagonist encounters a female student 
named Iris, who is the leader of the Academy's photography 
club. 


In Chapter 7, Rachel relates the story of a male classmate 
who consistently misses class due to issues outside of his 
control; reasons for missing class have ranged from 
transportation breakdowns and sudden illness to an abduction 
by members of the local mafia. 


The protagonist, when seen in-game, appears to resemble 
known file photographs of SCP-590. 


¢ The main atrium of the Academy appears to have a sculpture 
at its center that closely resembles SCP-173. Several 
students in the narrative express unease at its existence and 
there are rumors that it sometimes moves when no one is 
looking. However, no evidence is ever given to substantiate 
these rumors. 


¢ Acloser examination of the suggested layout of Cheyenne 
Point Academy reveals a resemblance to the general layout of 
SCP-110. 


¢ During some scenes in the city of Cheyenne Point, a small 
brick store can be seen in the background named "McéD 
Antiques and Curios". 


Researcher Notes: 


* It appears that the act of teasing Karen instead of apologizing 


when the protagonist accidentally sees her underwear will 
automatically result in a "Bad End" if a relationship with her is 
pursued, regardless of any other actions. 


Attempting to pursue a relationship with either Karen or 
Beatrice appears to cause a minor, but noticeable increase in 
Mr. Strelnikov's aggression towards the protagonist, but for 
different reasons. 


Asking for help from any companion other than Rachel when 
the protagonist is struggling with a homework assignment 
involving categorizing documents will result in failing the 
assignment. 


It appears that Nurse Rights is a "secret romance option". 
However, any attempt to pursue this relationship results in a 
"Bad Ena". 


If the protagonist accedes to any of Dr. Clef's invitations to 
assist him in his "research project", an immediate "Bad End" 
occurs. 


SCP-938-J: Hell's Bells 


Item #: SCP-938-J 
Object Class: Safe (Keter reclassification pending) 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-938-J is currently housed 
at Site-48. The object is to be kept in a Level 1 containment locker. 
Access is granted to all personnel of Site-48. 


Description: SCP-938-J is an indestructible standard digital alarm 
clock developed by the Timelink company. Though it possesses 
standard buttons for an alarm clock otherwise, there is no visible 
control to switch off the alarm. SCP-938-J functions like a normal 
alarm clock, even without batteries. 


The only anomalous property that is known occurs when a subject is 
10 meters from the object while in REM sleep. Usually, subjects that 
are having a dream! will be disrupted by SCP-938-J at 6:10 AM by a 
digital chime that plays a version of "Frere Jacques" with several 
notes arbitrarily off-key. The volume is unpredictable but has been 
as high as 90 GB. 


In 100% of all cases, subjects will be enraged by SCP-938-J and will 
attempt to destroy the object because of SCP-938-J's chime. 


The only known method to turn off the alarm of SCP-938-d after it 
has been activated is to engage in Procedure 421-Tantalus. 


PROCEDURE 421-Tantalus 


1. Subject will hit the snooze button no more and no less 
than 15 times. 

2. Subject will deposit three drops of blood onto the clock 
face. 

3. Subject will recite the phrase, with correct diction, 
"Schnitfleiger Dachlach F'trejnargodstatchch Uuah!"2 


If Procedure 421-Tantalus fails, the alarm will gradually decrease in 
volume over 3 hours until it becomes silent. Subjects who have 
failed Procedure 421-Tantalus report having the alarm's iteration of 
"Frére Jacques" stuck in their head for the following week. 


Interview Log 938-4-J 


Interviewed: D-1169 

Interviewer: Dr. Smith 

Foreword: Dr. Smith plans to debrief D-1169 after testing with $ 
<Begin Log> 

Dr. Smith: So, D-1169, could you describe the events before th 


D-1169: Well, | had this awesome dream. | was at this beach, st 
was awesome. | was using the corpses of a bunch of dictators a 
to kill them with only a toothpick and all-American ingenuity. 


Dr. Smith: So what happened after that? 


D-1169: Then the damn alarm clock started makin’ noise. | tried 
Now that stupid song's stuck in my head! Fuckin’ earworm! 


Dr. Smith: How does the song go? 
(D-1169 hesitates, appearing to go into trance) 


D-1169: Elder worm lord, elder worm lord / of my ears, of my ea 
mortals / kill them all, kill them all... 


(D-1169 dies of a sudden rectal hemorrhage.) 


<End Log> 


Addendum: An autopsy of D-1169 revealed that upon death, his 
body had anomalously been filled with carnivorous worms wearing 
what appeared to be French berets. Keter re-classification pending. 


Footnotes 

1. All dreams are reported to be enjoyable to the subject. l.e. 
Achievement, a pleasing memory, etc. 

2. Phrase is Old High AdytumSarkicand literally translates to "I will 
defecate on time itself until it becomes my wife." 


SCP-1960-J: Stone Sphere 


Item #: SCP-1960-J 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1960-d is currently 
uncontained, and no practical means of either bringing it into 
containment or destroying it has yet been developed. As SCP-1960- 
J is uncontained, extremely dangerous, and virtually impossible to 
destroy, the Foundation's current approach toward interaction with 
SCP-1960-J focuses on observation and study, primarily from a safe 
distance or via the use of robotic drones. Any personnel attempting 
to directly contact SCP-1960-J must be wearing heavy-duty full 
environmental suits with integrated life support systems. 


Description: SCP-1960-J is a free-floating sohere made of white 
stone which moves in a continuous circular path, despite lacking any 
visible means of support or propulsion. In addition to its unusual 
movements, SCP-1960-J exhibits a number of other anomalous 
properties: 


¢ SCP-1960-J appears to absorb and/or suppress sound. 
Personnel in close proximity to SCP-1960-J have reported 
being unable to hear any external noises. 


¢ From a distance, SCP-1960-J is a nearly uniform bright white, 
but darkens appreciably as it is approached. It appears dark 
gray from close range. 


* SCP-1960-J exhibits spontaneous, extreme variations in 
temperature despite possessing no apparent internal heat 
source. Its temperature has been observed to vary between 
-200°C and 120°C with no corresponding change in its 
structure or behavior. 


¢ Even when SCP-1960-u's temperature is within the range that 


humans find comfortable, unprotected contact with SCP-1960- 
J is uniformly fatal. Living beings that touch it asphyxiate and 
die almost instantly, and only heavy-duty full environmental 
suits have been observed to prevent this effect. 


¢ It draws nearby objects, including living beings, towards it as if 
exhibiting a compulsive effect. The strength of this compulsion 
increases as one nears SCP-1960-J, reaching a maximum 
strength of 1.62m/s‘2 at a range of zero. Objects have been 
observed striking SCP-1960-J with sufficient force to 
completely destroy them, leaving SCP-1960-J essentially 
unharmed. 


¢« SCP-1960-J is currently at a safe distance from the 
Foundation headquarters, but Foundation scientists have 
suggested that a significant change in SCP-1960-J's regular 
circular motion could constitute an XK-class end-of-the-world 
scenario.