Has complete manipulation of any shadow within her 
sight. Can pull shadows to her and manipulate then into 
different shapes and sizes, and even turn them 3- 
dimensional. On occasion she will solidify the shadows 
into a dark glassy material that is as strong as a diamond 
(Note: Attempts to collect material so far have met with 
very limited success.), or light purple crystal like material 
that is not as hard (note that the latter is more common 
and is usually spur of the moment). When under a lot of 
stress or in danger, shadows will start to take on shapes 
of monstrosities and start to act as if to protect her, 
taking on a will of their own almost. Has been known or 
seen to use shadows to escape from time to time 
(usually referred to as shadow travel) However this only 
works if she’s visited the place before, and if there is a 
shadow present in said place. This “shadow travel” 


usually leaves her exhausted, and depending on 
distance traveled, unconscious for a while. Subject 
seems to have extremely short temper and does not like 
being confined to small areas, and has made several 
escape attempts, even going as far as taking someone 
hostage by controlling their shadow. (Klien has noted 
that all gaurds are to carry very powerful flashlights for 
this reason.) 


Photo or artistic render: 


Add notes: The necklace she wears is NOT to be 
removed for any reason! Last known attempt at this 
caused subject to become irate and even with being 
blindfolded, whatever shadows were present seemed to 
react to the situation 


Note to self: the alternate Foundation appears to be remarkably lax 
in photographic documentation of their subjects. So far, out of four 


humanoid SCP files, three of them used stylized artistic renders 
instead of actual photographs. 


The personnel files of their science staff are not much better. 


Personell name: Rozalin Porter 

Age:23 

Place of birth: Las Vegas, Nevada 

Specialty: Magnetism. Rozalin has proved her 
usefulness to the Foundation with use of her magnetic 
manipulation ability and finding a free-power source to 
run most cells. 


Again, an SCP is being listed as a science personnel with little to no 
indication as to a security briefing on whether or not said SCP is 


authorized and cleared to work on sensitive information. 


The D-Class Personnel files, however, were the most appalling. 


D-class 


Personell name: Lucian De'Lasoul 


Age: 32 

Place of birth: Munich, Germany (No accent present) 
Crime: (unless D-class is voluntary, most are recruited 
from death row, for obvious reasons) Manslaughter on 
several accounts. Was souly responsible for the deaths 
of more than one hundred individuals, each taking place 
within taverns specifically. 

Powers: 6th sense to see/feel anything on the 
incorporeal, Astral and intangible realms. Enhanced 
vision allowing him to see in a full 180* span via 
incredible peripheral vision. Enhanced reflexes (above 
normal human olympic gold medalist capacity) and god- 
like reflexes, such as dodging, running and jumping. Has 
NEVER missed his mark. Uses specially made guns, 
when allowed. Shoes no emotion short of joy, especially 
in battle.. Can regenerate puncture wounds like a 
vampire; vital wounds requite attention. He can think of a 
bullet and it's components and create a clip, or rocket, or 
shells, for the proper gun to fire them. This ability is as 
instantaneous as actually loading the gun. Mentioned 
rounds are common rounds, used until expunged as a 
resource. 


Requests: 

One (1) Smith & Wesson 700 Nitro Magnum w/ .700 AP 
(Armor Piercing) explosive rounds. Meant for an 
situation. (Signature Gun) [Approved] 


One (1) .454 Casull w/ .454 Casull Rounds (Twice as 
powerful as a 44 Magnum) customized to 18mm 
explosive steel rounds alloyed with silver nitrate from 
various crosses. Meant for situations involving dark 
beings; an EXACT model used by Kain. [Approved] 


Pair of (2) Aleks Tactical Armor. (Worn under clothes) 
[Approved] 


One (1) Panzerfaust 3-IT600 (Pzf 3-IT600) w/ 
Panzerfaust 60/100+ rockets. (Anti-tank AND aircraft 
weapon) [Approved] 


One (1) M-93 Black Arrow sniper rifle w/ .50BMG 
silenced explosive rounds AND metal rods tipped with 
toxins (assassinations; quick jobs) [Approved] 


One (1) Remington 870 shotgun w/ 457mm toxic 
shrapnel rounds [Approved] 


-One bed (full; boxpspring, frame and mattress) with one 
sheet and one blanket, as well as two fluffy pillows. 
(Comfort allows maximum proficiency) [Approved] 


-One bookcase able to store 100+ books of textbook 
stature (research allows better guns, ammo, and overall 
tact) [Approved] 


-One trophy case (trophies remind him he CAN succeed) 
[Approved] 


-A single window as not to lose sanity [Approved] 
-Bathroom w/ toilet and standing shower [Approved] 
-Dresser [Approved] 

-Gunracks for each gun [Approved] 

-Minifridge for Captain Morgan's [Approved] 

-One TV w/ basic cable and western movies [Approved] 
-Framed newspaper depicting his crimes [Approved] 
CURRENTLY ASSIGNED TO:Pandora Unit 


| don't believe | need to say anything more aside from the fact that 
this universe's Foundation must be suicidal to provide an 
expendable personnel culled from the ranks of condemned criminals 
with rocket launchers and liquor. 


Entry 3 


a : : - | have made contact with a fellow traveler: Dr. 
Kondraki, from back home! Apparently | am not the only one who fell 
through the rift into this bizarro dimension. 


An excerpt from the recovered logs has been brought to my 
attention by Dr. Kondraki during his own investigation. 


08:10 - Dr. Klien led the girl to a small door, then led her 
inside. It was a monitoring station. 


Dr. Klien: Look in there. 


[Logs show that containment held a huge humanoid 
reptile, roaring and slamming against the walls and the 
window.] 


Dr. Klien: He calls himself Cain. Were he to escape, the 
casualties would number in the hundreds, and hundreds 
times that when he reaches a population center. 


Apparently the Foundation has either regressed to the point where 
they confused SCP-076 with SCP-682, or their version of Cain ate 
682... or worse. 


Upon further investigation, | have found other fascinating 
discrepancies in the action logs. 


"Fine. Allow me to demonstrate." Abel reached into a 
black portal and drew out what seemed to be a six- 
shooter revolver. He fired at the person sitting in the 
chair. The bullet did not hit the wall, nor the peson. It 
simply vanished, centimeters from his skull. 


"You see, my good sharpshooter, you are right. While 
accuracy and power are both vital, so ios Knowing that 
your guns cannot kill everything. The man killed twenty 
well-armed men until the living five overpowered him in 
hand to hand combat." 


Thank god that our world's Abel never managed to manifest guns... 
Not that SCP-076-2 needed guns to be a holy terror. 


Abel groaned as he rose in the grassy feild. His limbs 
were broken and horrifically mutilated, with long gashes 
and bones that stuck out gorily. he rolled his eyes as he 
set them back into place, watching the wounds heal with 
satisfaction. His healingt attribute was magnified by the 
severity of the wound, soi as not to waste energy. 
Because he'd held onto them, the others were luckily 
close by. Shade lay beside him, as she was tucked 
under his arm. Lucien was stuck in a tree, and he found 
Roizalin nearby, with hundreds of bits of metal. 
Obviously both of the ladsies had reflexively sheilded 
themselves from impact. 


He collected eveyone and set them up against a tree, 
sitting down and cleaning his older blades to pass the 
time as he waited for them to wake and he formed battle 
plans. 


... Just in case. After an explosion that huge, there was 
no telling what had been uinleashed on the world. 
Obviously, he was the frontman, the one to take point. 
His greatest strength was his attacking power and 
durability. As for Lucien... He would remain rear support 
and artillary. He also had a very sharp mind. Perhaps he 
could find weaknesses even his own intellect couldn't 
pinpoint. As for Shade and Rozalin, they were unknown 
factors. He had no idea what degree either had. 


On the other hand, this world's Abel seems less psychotic than ours. 


"Annihalated." he said simplky, in the cold manner he 
always did. "Dumbass Overseer destroyed it with a portal 
storm. He should have known better than to tamper with 
things like that." he said. "We haven't been properly 
introduced." he said. "My name is Abel. You already 
know my subordinate..." he pointed at the man who had 
irrationally managed to keep his wide hat. "Lucien." he 
looked around, inhaling the air. "Ah, Iceland. We were 
lucky. However..." he looked at her in the eyes, revealing 
a soft glow in the back of his own. "The world is 
incredibly dangerous rtight now. Everything that was in 


SCP-555: Corpse Magnet 


Item #: SCP-555 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-555 is to be placed ina 
standard containment locker. Corpses are not to be brought within 
eighteen meters of SCP-555 or the room in which it is contained. 
SCP-555's containment procedures were revised after Incident 
555-1. 


SCP-555 is to be housed in a 5x5x3 meter concrete containment 
chamber. Inside the walls, an electromagnet array with a combined 
internal field strength of three teslas or greater is installed. In an 
interstitial chamber, a set of the most powerful permanent magnet 
arrays available is to be held away from the electromagnet array, 
and moved into place by automatic systems in the event of power 
failure. The chamber is to be separated from the rest of the facility 
by an exclusion zone of at least twenty meters, due to dangers 
posed by high magnetic fields and by the SCP itself. No corpses are 
ever to be brought into the exclusion zone. A HEPA air filtering 
system is to be installed to avoid fouling of the SCP. SCP-555 is 
never to be stored in the same site as SCP-447. 


Description: SCP-555 is a metal cylinder with rounded ends, 1.25 
centimeters in diameter and 8 centimeters long, similar to a magnet 
commonly fed to cattle to prevent hardware disease. It emits a field 
of unknown nature which exerts an attractive force on dead or 
necrotic human tissue, including hair separated from the body, 
corpses, shed skin cells, and — in extreme cases — the epidermal 
layer of the skin. This field does not tend to follow the inverse- 
square law and does not interact with matter or electromagnetic 
fields in a manner consistent with any known force. The SCP itself 
appears to be impervious to force, showing no response to focused 
heating, compression, or striking. 


Site One is free now. 


The alternate dimension's new rules of grammar and spelling 
continue to elude me, as well as my confusion over the destruction 
of site 1. Standard foundation procedures state that Site destruction 
shall be carried out by nuclear device... 


Wait a minute. 
Good GOD. 


This is Dr. Alto Clef reporting a possible dimensional breach in 
progress! If the released SCPs find the portal into our world, there is 
no knowing what manner of horrible things they could unleash! 


Entry 4 


In the interests of attempting to prevent an interdimensional war, | 
will now more closely monitor their version of the Foundation during 
an event in progress. 


SCP-8851-J: Super Cheap Procedures 


Item #: SCP-8851-J 
Object Class: Problematic 


Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to seek 
money and resources from any and all possible sources. Foundation 
members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for 
further funding through mail, e-mails, real life harassment, phone 
calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls. 


To provide the Foundation with sufficient wealth, lemonade stands 
are to be opened near Foundation sites and misleading 
crowdfunding pages are to be created and advertised on the 
internet. 


The Foundation is to use low cost containment procedures and 
minimize its spending on the preservation of Safe SCPs. Under 
extreme financial restraints, the Foundation is to sell one or multiple 
SCPs to other Groups of Interest. 


Description: SCP-8851-J is a 95% budgetary cut from the 
Humanity Preservation Association following Incident- -Y. To 
compensate for the conditions imposed by the Association, the 
Foundation resorted to replace all previous containment procedures 
with cost effective methods: 


¢ All lead and titanium-based products were replaced with 
aluminum foil. 


« Automatic doors were replaced with wooden doors. All 
personnel are now required to make mandatory "whoosh" 
noises whenever one is opened. 


¢ D-Class personnel were replaced with human-shaped 
cardboard cut-outs. 


¢ All cameras were sold and replaced with copies of Nokia 3310 
cellphones. 


* SCP-2237 was replaced with simulations from the video game 
Kerbal Space Program. 


All amnestics were replaced with beer and vodka. 
* SCP-3000 was killed and sold as sushi. 


* SCP-106's containment chamber was replaced with a 
cardboard box. Signs spelling: "DONT GET OUT YA 
BASTARD" were plastered on each side of its interior. 


* SCP-2000 was abandoned and replaced with a sperm 
donation bank. 


The hydrochloric acid within SCP-682's containment chamber 
was replaced with lemon juice. 


Update-1: Following 282 containment breaches within the same 
week, the Humanity Preservation Association removed all funding 
and sold the Foundation to Facebook for $20. 


Addendum-A: Several organizations were hit by phenomena similar 
to SCP-8851-J, including: 


¢ Multiverse Protection Society, dissolved. 
« Physics Maintenance Assembly, turned into a fast-food chain. 
¢ Demon and Hellspawn Destruction Agency, sold to Disney. 


¢ Bureau of Bureaucracy (also known as BoB), 180% budget 
increase. 


More methods to contact and harass the Humanity Preservation 
Association are being developed. 


SPC-1057: Absence Of Punchable Shark 


Item #: SPC-1057 


Shark Punching Contingencies: SPC-1057 is to remain in the Lap 
Pool at Recreation Center 23 until a method of transfer to a smaller, 
private tank has been devised. In the interim, the Lap Pool is to be 
closed, and members redirected to Recreation Center 22 for aquatic 
training. 


Description: SPC-1057 refers to an animate empty space in the 
shape of a tiger shark. It has no solid physical components, but is 
capable of displacing water through an unknown mechanism. While 
no one has observed SPC-1057 consuming food, early punching 
attempts show that it is capable of biting hands (See Acquisition 
Log). It is conjectured that SPC-1057 is remarkably smug about this. 


Despite a lack of selachian anatomy, the SPC Athletic Counsel has 
voted to designate SPC-1057 as a standard selachian threat. The 
Counsel's comments are below: 


While some may argue that SPC-1057 is literally a lack 
of a shark, we have decided that this does fall in of line 
with the central mission of the SPC. It looks like a shark. 
It bites like a shark. Most surely it can be punched like a 
shark. We will continue our innovations in Fist Integrated 
Stimulation Technology until SPC-1057 receives the right 
hook it deserves. 

- SPC Counsel Member Amy Tulls 


Aquisition: SPC-1057 was discovered within the Lap Pool at 
Recreation Center 23. Two SPC personnel were killed, and fourteen 
were injured during various attempts to punch SPC-1057. 
Unfortunately, all such attempts failed, due to the lack of physical 
shark within the pool. During further examination of the Recreation 
Center bulletin boards, Document 1057-S24 was located. 


Document 1057-S24: 
Try to punch this. 
P.S. Fuck you. 


Are We PETA Yet? 


SCP-496-J: Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen 


Item #: SCP-496 
Object Class: Safe