Rwe , MART, 2K, FAFLSGA. ANS 
Z, AA Aa Il, BA, ALR 


Ndawa has sharp claws and teeth, and is our Mother 
Dragon. She breathed life into soil to make humans. 
There are six beasts serving her, called Hundun, 
Qionggi, Taowu, Taotie, Gonggong and Zhurong. 


RBS Ra , Ate , Weekes , RRS, TNE 
—. ABAD, USAF ,ARMTALTE. 


Fuxi fought Nuwa, causing the pillar that holds the sky to 
break and the strings that tie the ground together to 
break. People suffered, only one out of ten survived. Fuxi 
couldn't bear to allow this, so he used his own body as a 
cage, trapping Niwa in the planet of Taisui. 


Other 


Researcher's Note: The following do not seem to be directly relevant 
to SCP-2481, but are archived for their possible implications. — 
Head Researcher Xue Qing 


mA Zit, ARZ2e Rens, NAS. VRSZ 
F, ZEN , FAA. 


In the far west, there was a kingdom of apes. They 
walked on bare feet and controlled beasts of various 
kinds. King Shaokang fought against them, and it was 
not until the reign of King Mang that the war was over. 


+ Level 4 Clearance Required 


| have noticed certain similarities between the 
mythology associated with SCP-2481 and 
those found in Mekhanism (as preached by 
Church of the Broken God) and Sarkicism, 
despite sharing no common lineage with 
either. It is possible that those responsible for 
SCP-2481 encountered and/or practiced 
anomalies of both a distinctly mechanical and 
a distinctly organic nature; anomalies similar to 
those that had inspired the development of 
Mekhanism/Sarkicism and possibly other, 
ancient traditions (Note: The Xia anomalous 
culture group appears to predate these faiths 
and may in fact be the oldest recorded 
anomalous human civilization). It is possible 
that these faiths encountered anomalous 
objects or entities independently, while the Xia 
anomalous culture group discovered the roots 
of both - ultimately resulting in their unusual 
and anachronistic bio-mechanical engineering. 


These potential cross-cultural influences, while 
intriguing and worthy of further study, are of 
minor importance compared to "Taisui". | urge 
the Foundation to investigate this matter - 
considering the technology available to Xia 
anomalous culture group, it is within the realm 
of possibility that they may have constructed 
something capable of at least limited space 
travel. If scanning for possible artificial 
structures either orbiting Jupiter or following its 
rotation around the sun is out of the question, 


then | at least suggest gather more related 
information from SCP-2481-3. 


— Dr. Judith Low, Senior Adviser at the 
Department of History - Religious Gol Threat 
Analysis 


Footnotes 

1. A legendary Chinese sovereign as well as a mythical figure, often 
considered to be the ancestor of Han ethnicity along with the Yan 
Emperor. Allegedly, he unified China after defeating the other two 
major tribe leaders, Chiyou and the Yan Emperor. 

2. A imaginary planet in ancient China, which is the counterpart of 
Jupiter but moves in the opposite direction. 

3. Around Sichuan Province today. 

4. Also known as Yu the Great, who is allegedly the first king of Xia 
Dynasty, and is famous for his flood control. 


SCP-2482: Liquid Itch 


Item #: SCP-2482 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2482 is kept in Special 
Object Locker #37 in the Safe-class sector of Site 17. This locker is 
outfitted with a dehumidifier, which is to keep the ambient humidity 
within the locker to less than 1%. Water is not to be introduced to 
SCP-2482 outside of testing conditions. All affected liquids are kept 
in watertight storage drums in Laboratory #14 prior to use in testing. 
All personnel handling SCP-2482 are to wear whole-body coverings 
at all times, including gloves and facial shields. 


Description: SCP-2482 is a set of 24 toy water-guns, composed of 
translucent green plastic. Any water that passes through their 
nozzles gains an iridescent quality, although the chemical 
composition remains unchanged to all analyses. When this liquid 
makes contact with the skin of any chordate animal, it will be 
absorbed rapidly and stain the area of contact iridescent turquoise, 
regardless of the normal permeability or coloration of the skin 
contacted. 


Within 30 minutes of making contact with the liquid, the affected 
animal will begin displaying signs of extreme pruritus (itching) at the 
point of contact. The pruritic patch will increase in area over the 
course of no more than 24 hours to encompass the entire body, 
including the eyes, mucous membranes, and internal organs. Brain 
imaging and autopsy results have determined that almost all 
somatosensory nerves, consisting of those that sense touch, 
temperature, pain, and proprioception, are reinterpreted by the brain 
as being itch sensors. Unless otherwise restrained, affected animals 
and D-class personnel will scratch themselves constantly, frequently 
to the point of removing epidermal tissues and excavating bone from 
areas with high densities of somatosensory nerve clusters. 


SCP-276: Time Schooner 


SCP-276, near , UK 
(Full version available) 


Item #: SCP-276 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-276 is to be indefinitely 
moored at Site- ’s docks, with access given only to personnel with 
Level 3 clearance or higher. Considering its unique qualities, no 
objects originating from an earlier (or possibly later) era than our 
own are to be taken onto SCP-276 due to the potential for loss of 
valuable materials. Regular maintenance is to be carried out after 
SCP-276 has been made incapable of operation, due to 
containment issues. 


Description: SCP-276 has a variable shape, size, and mass, but 
always appears to be a nautical vessel of make and model relevant 
to whatever era it exists in. Currently, it takes the form of a large 
sailing schooner, 92.93 m (304.9 ft) in length and weighing 1360 
metric tonnes. Under normal conditions, SCP-276 operates as a 
standard sailing vessel, capable of achieving 16.2 knots at optimal 
conditions, regardless of its current manifestation. 


On SCP-276’s bridge, near the wheel of the ship, is a throttle 
labeled “Forward”, “Back”, and “Back Again”. Usage of any of these 
functions will activate SCP-276’s ability to travel through time, while 
taking anyone currently on the vessel as well. This ability is only 
limited by the requirement that the era in question possesses some 
form of boat. Attempts made to travel before the emergence of 
human life have failed, as well as trips made into the far future. The 
throttle will act in relation to the current era, with the exception of 
“Back Again” which will return SCP-276 to modern time. It is 
unknown if operation of SCP-276 can fundamentally alter history, 
due to the retroactive nature of time. Any changes made would have 


Water affected by SCP-2482 retains its full effect in both frozen and 
vapor forms, up to a 50% dilution. Once this dilution has been 
achieved, the affected water abruptly loses all anomalous properties 
and is indistinguishable from non-anomalous water. 


All instances of SCP-2482 were recovered from the attendees of a 
birthday party for a 9 years-old male in the town of , TX, USA, 
where they had been passed out as party favors. 14 children and 3 
adults were affected prior to acquisition and reported to local 
hospitals over the course of 5 days, as their symptoms became 
intolerable. This unusual cluster of identical symptoms triggered 
Foundation database scanners embedded at the Centers for 
Disease Control, and the Foundation was able to suppress a 
response from the CDC before it could investigate. One adult self- 
terminated before the remainder of the affected individuals were 
detained and placed in secure Foundation custody. 


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SCP-2483: Sad Swingset 


Item #: SCP-2483 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2483 is temporarily 
located in Isolation Zone 3H in Site 24's External Environmental Lab 
(EEL). Under order from O5 Command, no Foundation personnel 
are currently authorized to cross the boundaries of the zone, until 
safe transport procedures can be finalized. Any personnel found 
violating this order face serious repercussions. Give it the space it 
needs. 


Description: SCP-2483 is a playground swing set, made only of 
metal, and fitted with four plastic swings, five of which are broken. 
The object is in brand new condition, with considerable rusting 
marring the metal in numerous places. Bird excrement occasionally 
materializes and dematerializes on SCP-2483's pristine surface. 


SCP-2483 constantly generates a reality distorting effect which can 
alter its size and number of swings, as well as any audio, video, 
photographic, or written documentation containing information about 
the object. Events where SCP-2483's physical form changes can 
result in damage to its environment or even living creatures. The 
effects on SCP-2483's documentation vary, and depend on the 
medium, ranging from slight visual distortion, to alteration of both 
electronic and physical text. 


SCP-2483 also has a strong psychological effect on those in its 
vicinity’, which usually results in an affected person becoming 
increasingly concerned with SCP-2483's emotional well being. The 
exact nature of this secondary effect is not currently understood, 
though it has consistently dissipated if exposure to SCP-2483 
desists for longer than 48 hours. Previously affected persons will 
lose all knowledge of SCP-2483 until they come within the radius of 
its psychological effect again, or are exposed to any form of its 


documentation. Amnestics have had no effect on persons affected 
by SCP-2483 because one day no one will remember it. 


SCP-2483 Incident Log: 


Date 
5/12/ 


5/17/ 


5/19/ 


5/28/ 


6/24/ 


Details 

First anomalous effects of 
SCP-2483 experienced by the 
acquisition team at the time of the 
object's recovery. Agent Nyholm 
was injured when part of 
SCP-2483 materialized inside 
him, which he and the other team 
members could not explain. Agent 
Nyholm's injury was treatable, but 
resulted in the loss of his 
left(right?) arm. This is not helping 
it. 

D-137521 attempted to use the 
only unbroken swing on 
SCP-2483. | think SCP-2483 
gave him an underduck2. He'll 
never come down. 

Researcher Alstrup attempted to 
clean SCP-2483 in preparation for 
testing. He cried so much, and 
there was nothing fo be done. 
SCP-2483 shook violently for 
approximately 14 minutes, before 
uprooting itself from the ground 
and falling over. Four members of 
testing staff attempted to relocate 
SCP-2483 to another area of the 
EEL and | was the one who had 
to tell their families what 
happened. You're self destructing 
and you're hurting the ones that 
care about you. It just wants to 
disappear. 

Use of an Emotional Discordance 


6/28/ 


11/31/ 


12/06/ 


12/11/ 


12/25/ 


Unit3 (EMDU) for experimental 
testing on SCP-2483 has been 
approved. It doesn't want to feel 
like this anymore. It doesn't want 
to depend on us. It doesn't want 
to be changed. 

EMDU was deployed to Site 24's 
EEL, and activated within 1.5 
meters of SCP-2483. The object 
did not show any visible reaction. 
SCP-2483 will be monitored for 
further incidents to document the 
effects, if any, the EMDU has on 
it. This won't work forever. 

First notable incident recorded 
since EMDU was deployed for 
daily use on SCP-2483. 
D-137521 materialized on one of 
the object's swings while testing 
staff was activating the EMDU at 
its scheduled time, and 
dematerialized five seconds later. 
Staff reported that D-137521 
looked so happy and frightened 
and miserable. 

EMDU was damaged when 
SCP-2483 became unstable and | 
don't understand how this 
happened. How many swings 
does it really have? | think it has 
10 but | wrote earlier that there 
were 8? Is SCP-2483 getting 
bigger? It needs to leave. It needs 
to leave everything behind. It is 
tired of trying to be what everyone 
wants It to be. 

SCP-2483 only has one swing 
and it is broken. Like broken light. 
Why does it feel like this? 

Testing staff involved in the 


incident on 5/28/ appeared 
unharmed within 6 meters of 

: give. 
SCP-2483 shook violently for 
nearly 24 hours. All seven of its 
swings appear to be broken now. 
Testing has been suspended, as 
we cannot keep doing this, 
SCP-2483 has been moved to 
Isolation Zone 3E in lieu of 


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Footnotes 


1. Hypothesized to be anywhere from 12 to 26 meters in diameter. 
2. Running under a person as you push them on a swing. 

3. Experimental device used to quell severe emotional distress, 
usually in reality benders. 

4. It is broken, and you cannot fix it. You can only break yourself 
upon it. 


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SCP-2484: Parasitic Mayonnaise Worms 


Item #: SCP-2484 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2484-A is to be kept ina 
standard Refrigerated Perishables locker. Security clearance of 
Level-3 or higher is required to access SCP-2484 or any amount of 
SCP-2484-A. During testing, no more than 400 g of SCP-2484-A 
should be removed. No potentially destructive tests are to be 
authorized for SCP-2484 at this time. 


Description: SCP-2484 is a jar containing approximately .95 liters 
(1024 g) of a substance that is compositionally identical to 
mayonnaise, hereafter referred to as SCP-2484-A, that possesses 
numerous anomalous qualities that begin to manifest when the 
substance is removed from the jar and consumed by a vertebrate 
animal. When SCP-2484's contents are removed, it will begin 
spontaneously refilling at a rate of approximately 2 mL an hour. 
SCP-2484-A is able to be destroyed by any means applicable to 
non-anomalous mayonnaise. 


Any amount of SCP-2484-A less than 5 g does not display unusual 
properties, and is indistinguishable from typical mayonnaise. 
Masses between 5 g and 63 g will begin to develop a congealed 
membrane over their surface, and begin slowly locomoting via crude 
pseudopod-like structures, seemingly without direction. 


Masses of SCP-2484-A between 63 g and 235 g will begin moving 
as described, but will attempt to coat solid food, or immerse itself in 
potable liquids. Masses from 235 g to 804 g will actively attempt to 
make their way inside vertebrate animals, through any available 
means (including oral, nasal, aural, ocular, rectal, or genital orifices, 
open wounds, and sweat pores) 


Any mass of SCP-2484-A exceeding 804 g (up to the full mass of 


1024 g) will violently force itself into vertebrate animals, most often 
through oral orifices, although occasionally resorting to forcefully 
pushing through the skin. 


Secondary anomalous qualities will begin manifesting if a subject 
ingests a sufficient quantity of SCP-2484-A (approximately 3 g per 
kg of body weight). When a subject has consumed enough 
SCP-2484-A, its metabolism will be altered slightly, typically 
resulting in higher blood sugar levels, elevated heart rate, increased 
body temperature, and decreased brain function. 


After consumption, the subject will begin metabolizing SCP-2484-A 

into small, gamete-like cells via a process that is not yet understood. 
Over the next 3-6 hours, these cells will develop into small (~1 mm) 

nematoid worms. Approximately 500 worms are produced per gram 

of SCP-2484-A consumed. 


For the next 5 to 40 hours, these worms will begin to consume the 
tissues of their host organism, and will grow to lengths of up to