Location: / cannot recall. 

Follow-Up Actions Taken: The world is dying; the sky has turned 
to murky smog, pugnacious dictators rule the globe. Yet we sit back 
and laugh at the destruction and poverty. Yet there are some who 


recognize the sacrifices needing to be made. 

Men are herded like animals, and fed to monsters and objects of all 
types, 

Cruel, watchful eyes scan the horizon, sending out soldiers to 
secure the object and abduct the poor souls that had seen it, 

They needlessly redact every word, every number, and every piece 
of data that is deemed unfavorable to their leaders, 

Yet, they have kept the world whole. For every drop of blood, and for 
every tear, a life is saved. For every field of damned men, a threat is 
contained. They are our white knights, yet they slaughter all who get 
in the world's way. 

And we thank you. We thank you so dearly. We thank the prisoners, 
the victims, the fighters, and the administrators for their bravery. 
None of us are victims, yet we deny that fact. But our saviors openly 
embrace it, slitting the throats of the refugees just to save us. 


Event Description: Various humanoid entities resembling actor 
Harrison Ford forcefully emerged from the stomachs of 23 cows. 
Upon retrieving each instance, each of them said the phrase, "I 
thought they smelled bad on the outside". 

Date of Occurrence: 8/14/2017 

Location: A farm in Napa Valley, California. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Each instance died within 2 weeks of 
retrieval. The corpses were incinerated. 


Event Description: All light sources within 4 feet of Doctor 

became human skulls. The DNA of these skulls corresponds to that 
of Doctor . The size of each skull varied, independent of the light 
source in question. It appears that only the generators of light (light 
bulbs, etc.) within each light source turned into said skulls. 

Date of Occurrence: 8/19/2017 

Location: Site-19 Mess Hall. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Skulls were destroyed and Doctor 

was moved to Site- for research purposes. 


Event Description: For a twenty-four hour and forty minute period 
(equivalent to a single Martian Sol), all data transmitted from active 
Mars rovers Curiosity and Opportunity showed Mars as having an 

Earth-like atmosphere. Footage from the respective cameras of the 


SCP-573 should be contained here with SCP-899 as they can 
effectively be used to cancel each other out. There are no children 
or animals to be exposed to SCP-573 inside this place. Please 
reconsider and return 573 to my care. -Agent W 


Incident Report 899-25: June 10th 2009. A new manifestation has 
been encountered in SCP-899. The entity took the appearance of an 
adolescent male covered with bloody wounds. Rather than the 
normal interaction it immediately attacked Dr. , resulting in 
severe lacerations and distinct bite marks on the arm, neck and 
upper thigh. Dr. is undergoing treatment and quarantine. 


Incident Report 899-26: June 13th 2009. Dr. is released from 
quarantine with no permanent damage beyond scarring. Dr. 
passed a psychiatric examination with expected results and has 
been able to give detailed recollections from his youth despite 
physical contact with SCP-899. The new manifestation has been 
classified SCP-899-1. 


Incident Report 899-27: June 20th 2009. SCP-899-1 
manifestations have been increasing in number and have been 
observed in direct conflict with other manifestations of SCP-899. 
SCP-899-1 has also attacked the cabin on the northern border and 
started a fire which resulted in the death of Agent W 


Although SCP-899-1 can be deterred in the same manner as 
SCP-899, the new manifestations display a significant increase in 
aggression with intent to kill. Research suggests that the change in 
SCP-899's phenomena is related to exposure to SCP-573. No 
further cross-SCP experimentation with SCP-899 is allowed at this 
time per O5 order. 


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rovers showed the Martian surface covered in a black, moss-like 
biomass, with free-flowing water. A group of unknown, seemingly 
amphibian organisms was observed by Curiosity during this time. 
Neither the ESA's Mars Express or NASA's Mars Odyssey orbiters 
observed any anomalies during this period. 

Date of Occurrence: 27-28/5/2016 

Location: NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, California 
Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation assets within NASA seized 
all data recorded during this period, as well as four hours before and 
after. Missing data covered up as a signal interruption due to a day- 
long dust storm, and amnestics administered to those who directly 
observed the phenomenon. 


Event Description: Despite continuous motion, the E train on the 
MBTA's Green Line took four hours to travel between Park Street 
and Boylston station, two consecutive stops with an approximate 
five-minute travel time. Upon the train's arrival, all soeakers within 
Boylston station broadcasted the words "Poor Charlie", spoken by 
an unidentified feminine voice. 

Date of Occurrence: 11/09/2016 

Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Event was contained in-progress, due to 
multiple calls to emergency services from passengers on the train; 
line was shut down for emergency maintenance. Upon the train's 
arrival, all passengers were administered amnestics, and video 
recordings of the event were confiscated. Surveillance in the Boston 
area increased for the next calendar year. 


Event Description: So, like, my friend John literally turned into a 
truck. Like, totally rad, dude... woah... 

Date of Occurrence: Like, three hours ago, or something. Seriously 
he can, like, drive me around. It's so cool... 

Location: The parking lot of, like, Site-19... 

Follow-up Actions Taken: [FIELD LEFT BLANK] 

Notice from Site Director Bright: Here's the reason why this was kept 
on the list; upon further investigation, it was discovered that this 
'report' was posted by an invalid IP address. Not only that, but it 
wasn't even an IP address. Just a jumble of random letters and 
numbers. We're still trying to figure out how this was posted, and 
why. And, yes, John is still missing. And so is Doctor Hurling’s truck. 


Event Description: My teacher didn't give us homework today... | 
don't know how to feel... 

Date of Occurrence: 11/20/17 

Location: Foundation Training Facility 

Follow-up Actions Taken: | am calling in sick tomorrow. 

NOTE: Homework is regularly assigned. Like, everyday. For some 
reason, my teacher didn't today... Is it some secret plot to take over 
the world? Are they going to start with a classroom and then the 
next day take over the world? 


Event Description: Almost all individuals which attended the 
funeral of Roger Kroppermann, a resident of , Utah, died of 
asphyxiation within an eight-month period following his internment. 
The sole survivor suffered severe brain injuries as a result of 
extended oxygen deprivation. 

Date of Occurrence: 23/09/2010-29/04/2011 

Location: Phenomenon originated in , Utah; deaths occurred in 
three other cities in the south-western United States. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: The last surviving individual of the 
funeral party died three hours prior to the Foundation being able to 
establish protective custody. Kroppermann's remains were 
exhumed, and it was found that both hands were missing from the 
cadaver, removed post-burial. As of November 2017, the 
whereabouts of Kroppermann's hands remain unknown. 


Event Description: After complaining of stomach pains, male 


student vomited up a human infant. The infant was a 
healthy female and was connected via umbilical cord to 's 
stomach lining. DNA testing indicated that was the child's 


father, but a mother could not be located. 

Date of Occurrence: 2014-03-11 

Location: Realschule, Munich, Bavaria, Germany 
Follow-up Actions Taken: The child was recovered and moved to 
Site-06-3 for observation. Class-A amnestics were administered to 
all witnesses. was placed under five-year observation period; 
no new anomalies have been discovered so far. 


Event Description: Unidentified figure appeared inside of a 
psychiatric facility. Security cameras captured the figure for 
approximately seventeen seconds as it seemingly searched for 


something before the figure nodded to itself and disappeared. Eye 
witnesses report varying details on the figure, with the only common 
description being that the figure had 'glowing violet eyes' and a white 
woolen scarf obscuring its facial features. 

Date of Occurrence: / /2017 

Location: Mental Institute, PA 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Footage seized and premises searched, 
amnestics administered to key witnesses. 


Event Description: A man's salivary glands spontaneously began 
to produce an estimated 3 liters of saliva per minute. This was 
sufficient to cause death by drowning within seven minutes; the 
effect ceased upon death. 

Date of Occurrence: 2015-09-19 

Location: Nishio, Aichi Prefecture, Japan 

Follow-up Actions Taken: The body was recovered and placed in 
cold storage in Site- for observation; the death was blamed on a 
car accident. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses. 


Event Description: Several thousand Coccinella septempunctata 
(more commonly known as the seven-spotted ladybug) specimens 
swarmed and attacked a woman, eventually consuming most of the 
flesh on her body and leaving only a skeleton. The insects then 
underwent spontaneous combustion. 

Date of Occurrence: 2015-07-18 

Location: Fairford, Gloucestershire, England 

Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story of a house fire was 
blamed for the fatality; all witnesses were administered Class-A 
amnestics. 


Event Description: All photographs, both digital and physical, were 
altered to include an image of Bahamian-American actor Sidney 
Poitier at various stages of his life and participating in the actions 
depicted in the photographs. Poitier's age corresponded with the 
age of the youngest depicted person in the photograph. 

Date of Occurrence: 2016-02-20 

Location: Site-17, [REDACTED] 

Follow-up Actions Taken: All photographs were confiscated and 
replaced with altered versions or versions that had been off site 
during the event. Digital backups of the originals are stored on the 


Site-15 archives. 


Event Description: Forty-three (43) humanoid individuals, each one 
resembling a United States president, poured out of a supply closet 
in the Joint Security Area of the Korean Demilitarized Zone. All 
individuals remained silent until they all gathered in the MAC 
Conference Building, where they stood in a unorganized cluster 
while loudly repeating the phrase "blah blah blah", all out of sync 
with one another. These individuals went unnoticed by the guards in 
the area for seventeen (17) minutes before one guard in the room 
suddenly screamed and proceeded to open fire on the group in a 
panic, killing approximately seven (7) of them and sending the rest 
scattering, none of which bled from their wounds. Other guards 
rushed into the room, but seemed to take no notice of the 
anomalous humanoids, instead choosing to restrain the panicked 
guard. The escaped humanoids all ran back into the same supply 
closet from which they had previously appeared. 

Date of Occurrence: / /2017 

Location: Demilitarized Zone, Korea 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all guards 
involved. Security footage removed with edited versions replaced. 
Supply closet was found to have no anomalous properties. Corpses 
of "presidents" removed for study. Autopsies revealed all individuals 
were biologically human, but were completely lacking blood. DNA 
failed to match with any others on record, including those of the 
presidents they resembled (Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge, 
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, 
George W. Bush, and Donald Trump). 


Item #: All digital documents within Doctor Kip's possession 
suddenly reformatted themselves to display an incorrect format. 
Upon attempting to fix the files, they would immediately re-format 
themselves afterward. This effect lasted for four hours before said 
documents reverted back to their previous state, although some 
documents are still currently affected. 

Object Class: 18/11/2017 

Special Containment Procedures: Doctor Kip's laptop, Site-17 
office complex. 

Description: Several backup files were created by Doctor Graham 
in case this event re-occurred and said files were unretrievable. 


Note: It is worth noting that this event report was written by Doctor 
Kip. — Doctor Graham 


Event Description: For 30 minutes, whenever a joke was told and 
poorly received, the individual telling the joke would be sent a text 
message within 20 seconds of the incident. All text messages 
contained the same image. 

Date of Occurrence: / /2017 

Location: , 1X 

Follow-up Actions Taken: All images pertaining to the event have 
been sent to Site-551 for research, and all affected citizens have 
been administered amnestics. The image involved in the event can 
be found here. 


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Event Description: Dr. Westrin was found dead in his apartment 
building from an unknown cause. 3 days after he was regarded 
officially dead by the Foundation and condolences were sent to his 
family, Dr. Westrin returned to Site-551 with no memory of what 


occurred, claiming that he was "having a really good nap." 

Date of Occurrence: / /2017 

Location: , Nebraska, US. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Dr. Westrin was put under observation 
for 4 weeks for further anomalous phenomena, and was reinstated 
into the Foundation when none were found. His family was given 
Class B amnestics. 


Event Description: All cutlery within the the town starting singing 
songs from the children's movie Beauty and the Beast. 

Date of Occurrence: /13/2015. 

Location: __, Kansas, US. 

Follow-up Actions Taken: Class B amnestics were given as 
vaccines to the residents of the town. Area under surveillance until 
2020. 


Event Description: - , awoman admitted to an 
emergency room in , Louisiana for injuries sustained during a car 
crash, entered labor despite showing no signs of pregnancy prior to 
admission. A cesarean section was performed, and the subject's 
uterus was found to contain a small litter of Siamese kittens. 

Date of Occurrence: 2/19/1992 


Location: , Louisiana 
Follow-up Actions Taken: Reports of the event in the media 
suppressed as ahoax. - and all medical personnel who 


witnessed the event administered Class-A amnestics. Kittens 
entered Foundation custody, and have shown a decreased rate of 
aging, currently possessing biology consistent with a three-year-old 
cat, despite being over twenty-five years of age as of 2017. 


Event Description: While working on a group project for a drama 
class, the individual who would later be Known as agent 

mentioned movie director Henry Selick. Approximately ten seconds 
afterward, no individual participating in the conversation could 
remember this name, despite retaining memory of the 
circumstances under which it had been brought up. 

Date of Occurrence: 12/ / 

Location: , California 

Follow-up Actions Taken: None. All witnesses naturally wrote the 
event off as a "shared brain fart." 


Note: Good thing the potential for this being an anomaly occurred to 
me in retrospect, or we would never have known about it—Agent 


Event Description: All writing utensils within the J. Edgar Hoover 
Building disappeared over a six-hour period. A search of the building 
the following morning found all missing items embedded point-first in 
the ceiling of a disused office in the basement, arranged in a long, 
disk-like shape.