After text has been written with the ink and the lid secured to the jar, 
what has been described as a puff of black smoke will be emitted 
from the jar and dissipate after approximately five to seven seconds. 
At the same time, sounds of screaming and wailing will be heard in 
the general vicinity where the jar was sealed. These sounds will 
reduce in intensity at the same rate that smoke dissipation occurs 
and will completely cease once the smoke has fully dissipated. 
These events do not occur in cases where the ink from SCP-2834 is 


not used in writing. 


Attempts to obtain a sample of the smoke for analysis have thus far 
failed. An audio recording of the sound which occurs does exist 
however, and can be obtained by contacting lead researcher, 
currently Dr. 


Addendum A: SCP-2834 Recovery Log 


SCP-2834 was recovered from the home of in , Canada 
on March 23, 20 . The subject had turned himself into the 
authorities in considerable distress to claim responsibility for several 
disasters which had occurred recently, including [REDACTED] 
earlier that month. An embedded agent in the local police force 
secured the subject's home and found writings describing the same 
events for which the subject was claiming responsibility. All writing 
materials and surfaces were recovered for testing at Site- . The 
subject was subsequently interviewed. 


Show interview log 


Date: March 24, 20 
Interviewer: Agent 
Interviewee: 


[BEGIN LOG] 


Agent : |assume you know why you are 
here. What makes you believe that you caused 
[REDACTED]? 


: Because | did. | was just writing a 
story. | write stories when | get bored. | didn't 
think anything I'd write would come true. 


The subject begins to sob at this point. 


Agent : Do you have any idea why these 
events happened? 


: It's that [EXPLETIVE] ink. | got it at 
[REDACTED] a few years ago now. It seemed 


burns, trails, and [REDACTED] discovered in the woods, matching 
no publicly known source but consistent with [DATA EXPUNGED]. A 
full Foundation combat team was sent in to contain the suspected 
[REDACTED] but found SCP-334 instead, a far lesser threat. 
Utilizing a magnetic containment bottle and two live mice, subject 
was contained with an acceptable level of casualties. 


Addendum: SCP-334 has a talent for escape, having escaped 
containment no fewer than _ times since initial retrieval, causing 
approximately [REDACTED] dollars in structural damage to Site- 
and the deaths of personnel, mostly caused by the 
aforementioned structural damage. SCP-334 is wary of people, 
avoiding human contact if possible, yet prefers hiding in offices, 
barracks, and on-site quarters, where there is relatively little traffic 
and an abundance of small spaces. Despite its many escape 
events, SCP-334 has shown neither an obvious inclination towards 
leaving Site- , nor towards unprovoked attack and is not considered 
a direct threat. However, the structural damage caused had the 
potential to release SCP- ,SCP- andSCP- on separate 
occasions, and recapture should be considered a priority. 


Partial Testing log: Results matching expectations removed, 
available upon request 


Experiment Log 334T-01 through 334T-48 

Date: / /2010 

Test Subject: A Selection of small prey animals ranging from mice to 
medium-sized rabbits 

Results: Subject stalked each one for varying lengths of time, 
apparently biding its time before pouncing. Each test subject 
sublimated into plasma, which was absorbed by SCP-334 through 
the 'mouth' as it went through the motions of eating. 


Experiment Log 334F-01 

Date / /2010 

Test Subject: A normal red fox (Male) 

Results: Test subject displayed high levels of apprehension, with 
loud barking and growling. SCP-334 appeared disinterested. Test 
halted after minutes of no appreciable change in either's reaction. 


Experiment Log 334F-02 


quite normal at the time. After | wrote my first 
story with it though, it let out this puff of smoke 
and | heard all this screaming. It sounded like 
it was from the gates of hell. | thought it was a 
neat little gag at the time. 


Agent : So you would write stories and 
then they happened? 


: Yeah, every one of them. This never 
happened before | bought that ink. | even 
burned some of my work, and yet it all 
happened anyway. 


At this point, the subject begins to sob 
uncontrollably and no more useful information 
could be obtained. Interview terminated when 
subject made a request for legal counsel. 


[END LOG] 
Addendum B: 


Agent was dispatched to the location where SCP-2834 was 
believed to have been purchased. Upon arrival, all that was found 
was an empty lot. Municipal records do not have this lot zoned for 
commercial use and show no records of any commercial use for the 
previous 15 years. Once the properties of SCP-2834 were fully 
determined, all individuals involved with the police investigation were 
given class A amnestics. 


Show testing log 


All testing is to be conducted by Dr. __, with Agent 
directly supervising the testing. Subjects are issued a dip 
pen and either lined or unlined paper as specified. 


Test log format: 
Subject: 
Instructions: 
Results: 


Subject: D-2837 

Instructions: Subject instructed to write The 
sky is blue on unlined paper, then place the lid 
back on SCP-2834. 

Results: Subject does as instructed. Subject 
shows immediate uneasiness after replacing 
the lid, attempting to dissipate the smoke by 
hand and looking around for the source of the 
noises. No other immediate effects noticed. 
Subsequent observation of Site- has showna 
change in weather patterns tending towards 
severe drought. 


Testing with more carefully worded text is 
clearly warranted. - Dr. 


Subject: D-3048 

Instructions: Subject instructed to write Mi 
cabello es rojo on lined paper, then replace the 
lid. Subject has not previously shown 
understanding of languages other than 
English. 

Results: Subject instead wrote / will escape 


before Agent could intervene by removing 
the pen from his hand. D-3048 then proceeded 
to shove Agent away from the table and 


fled the room. Agent discharged his 
sidearm, hitting D-3048 twice in the head; 
however, subject showed no signs of injury. 
Subsequent attempts at stopping D-3048 
failed and he was able to escape Site- . 
Immediately upon stepping off of Site- 
grounds, D-3048 collapsed dead with two 
gunshot wounds to the back of the head. 


Future testing will involve Agent holding 
onto the writing implement while it is being 
used. -Dr. 


Subject: D-3094 
Instructions: Subject instructed to draw a 


depiction of herself standing in the Site- 
cafeteria, then replace the lid. 

Results: Subject drew accurate representation 
of herself standing in the cafeteria. Notably, no 
smoke or noise occurred when the lid was 
replaced. Subject was then taken to a 
separate room and terminated by Agent 

The body was incinerated. 


Clearly it doesn't work with artistic depictions. - 
Dr. 


Subject: D-3112 

Instructions: Subject instructed to write Mi 
cabello es rojo on unlined paper, then replace 
the lid. It should be noted that D-3112 has 
black hair. 

Results: D-3112 immediately backed away 
from the table after replacing the lid, but 
stopped when Agent drew his sidearm. 
D-3112 was escorted back to his containment 
cell without further issue. No other noticeable 
effect occurred immediately. A subsequent 
check of D-3112 one week after the test 
revealed that his hair was not turning red. 
Several hours prior to his scheduled 
termination, a fire broke out in the containment 
cell housing D-3112. D-3112 was killed in the 
fire. Surveillance footage of the cell shows the 
hair on D-3112 suddenly igniting with a red 
flame before he expires moments later. 


Due to the unpredictable nature of testing, | 
am requesting an immediate suspension of all 
further tests. -Dr. 


Approved. O5- 


Addendum C: The following note, believed to have been included 
with the sale of SCP-2834, was recovered along with the other 
writing materials. No details on when, where, or who printed the note 


have been recovered. 
Congratulations on your purchase! 


You have bought a limited edition India ink with a novelty 
storage jar. This premium ink will glide across the page 
smoothly and effortlessly. It will shine and shimmer 
under the dimmest light and resist fading and smudging. 
When you are done writing, simply place the lid back. 
However, a surprise is in store for you! Just go ahead 
and try it. Isn't that the most cursed thing you've ever 
seen? You are very lucky for adding this item to your 
collection. 


Subsequent examination of previously used ink from earlier tests 
showed no additional anomalous properties and was consistent with 
other brand name India ink. 


« SCP-2833 | SCP-2834 | SCP-2835 » 


SCP-2835: Constructive Criticism 


Item #: SCP-2835 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2835 is to be permanently 
contained in its locker at Site-59. As its anomalous effects only 
surface when a human subject plays SCP-2835 in a VCR, further 
viewing has been prohibited by the order of Dr. Naismith. 


Description: SCP-2835 is a VHS video cassette of a previously 
unreleased episode of The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican, a 
short-lived WENR-TV cartoon series from the fall of 1950. The 
episode is titled "Love Me, Do It!" 


SCP-2835 is longer than the average episode of the show, running 
for 30 minutes as opposed to five minutes. Although the plot 
remains largely the same (Paddy the Pelican searching for his long- 
lost father), the content of SCP-2835 changes depending on the 
reaction of the viewer. The title character (referred to as 2835-1) will 
periodically interact with the viewers and prod them to express their 
opinion of the cartoon so far, often in a defensive, demanding, and 
threatening manner. Contrary to earlier episodes of the show, 
SCP-2835-1 displays characteristics of extreme paranoia and 
demands constant affirmation. 


Test Log 2835-D-2239 
Viewer: D-2239 

<Begin Log> 

[Redacted for relevance] 


SCP-2835-1: So Freddy Fox knows who my real father 
is? Ain't that a laugh and a half. Who were you expecting 


my father to be, ? 

D-2239: How do you know my name? 

SCP-2835-1: No, no, no, no-no-no-no-no. We're not 
doing this "answer a question with a question" crap. | 
asked you who you think my real father is. | think I'm 


entitled to an answer, _ . Do you have any idea how 
hard | worked on this episode?! 


D-2239: ...Kenny Crow is your dad? 


SCP-2835-1: Good Christ, are you blind?! Kenny and | 
are like the same age. | mean, where did you get the 
idea that he's my old man? Am | really being that 
confusing?! 


D-2239: I'm sorry. 


SCP-2835-1: You're sorry? Don't care! Reap what you 
sow. Reap it! 


[SCP-2835-1 begins sobbing hysterically] 


SCP-2835-1: I'm sorry. I'm a failure. | don't know why | 
even bother with this show anymore. 


D-2239: Look— 

SCP-2835-1: Reap what you sow, cocksucker! 
[screen cuts to black, tape ejects] 

<End Log> 

Test Log 2835-D-2419 

Viewer: D-2419 

<Begin Log> 


[Redacted for relevance] 


SCP-2835-1: Gee whiz, | sure do love ice cream cones. 
How about you, e 


[13 seconds of silence] 
SCP-2835-1: I'm talking to you, 
D-2419: Excuse me? 


SCP-2835-1: I'm holding an ice cream cone. It looks 
delicious. Don't you think it looks delicious? This isn't 
hard, . | Know you didn't go to college or anything, but 
don't tell me you're so stupid you don't Know what a good 
ice cream cone looks like. 


D-2419: The fuck? 


SCP-2835-1: Yes, or no? Is this ice cream delicious? 
God! | put all this work into making this ice cream look 
tasty, and here you are twiddling your thumbs at me. Do 
you have any idea how disrespectful that is?! 


D-2419: Dude, your cartoon isn't even that great. A lot of 
the animation just cycles over itself without any regard 
for lip syncing. 


[SCP-2835-1 drops the ice cream] 


SCP-2835-1: See that? That shit was the last mistake 
you ever made, you dumb Hoosier fuck. 


D-2419: Are you gonna get back to the cartoon, or— 


SCP-2835-1: No! You had your chance to watch my 
work respectfully, you inbred horse-fucker. Then look 
what you did? "Daaah, dude, you suck, | could be a 
better cartoon pelican than you ever could be, | brush my 
teeth with bacon grease, what's long division?" | swear to 
God and all his saints and angels I'm gonna fucking 
scoop you! Down the throat, right in the acid, everything 
you hold dear, reap what you sow! 


D-2419: Fuck you. 


SCP-2835-1: Reap what you sow, . 2499 N. 

Terrace, , Indiana, ? Your kids are adorable. 
Especially . Do they know that their own father fed 
them to me? 


D-2419: Wait, there is no way in hell that you knew— 


SCP-2835-1: Reap what you sow! You deserve it. 
Everything gets what they deserve. Even the 
undeserving get what they deserve. But the deserving? 
The deserving! Oh, yeah. You and everyone you love! 
Reap what you sow! | am gonna enjoy every second of 
this, and you've got no one to blame but yourself. Reap 
what you sow! Reap what you sow! Reap what you sow! 
Reap what— 


[screen cuts to black, tape ejects] 


<End Log> 


Addendum: Effective 11/19/16, further viewing of SCP-2835 has 
been suspended indefinitely by Dr. Naismith. Proposals to resume 
viewing with SCP-1722 present are currently pending review. ( Note: 
We can't take any more chances. Even if he’s bluffing, it's specific 
bluffing, and the implications are, at best, troubling. - Dr. Naismith ). 


« SCP-2834 | SCP-2835 | SCP-2836 » 


SCP-2836: The Air Swimmer 


Item #: SCP-2836 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2836 is to remain secured 
in a standard humanoid containment cell equipped with a water 
resistant high rise ceiling. Communication with the subject outside of 
approved interviews is not advised. During said interaction, 
SCP-2836 is to be provided with a suitable covering for its mouth in 
order to speak clearly and maintain steady breathing. 


Description: SCP-2836 is a male humanoid of relatively slender 
build, height measuring approximately 2 meters. The subject is in his 
mid to late 20's and is most often seen wearing a black wet suit with 
waterproof fingerless gloves. Subject on occasion has also been 
seen wearing standard provisional Site 38 attire. SCP-2836 speaks 
fluent English with a faintly detectable accent from the southern 
United States. While usually docile, SCP-2836 seems to suffer from 
bouts of depression, at times resisting attempts at communication 
with researchers. 


Though most of the subject's attributes appear basically normal, 
SCP-2836 exhibits anomalous qualities in its method of self- 
transport. In any dry environment, the subject appears to be 
completely submerged in water and will seem to swim or float in 
midair. Characteristics of aquatic buoyancy affect all movements of 
the subject, thus making walking, running or balancing on floors 
essentially impossible. Additionally, the subject's hair will appear to 
waft in various directions as though affected by an aquatic 
environment despite the lack of such conditions. However, 
SCP-2836 has proven completely capable of normal breathing in 
these cases, though communication with the subject in dry areas 
has also been deemed impossible. All uttered speech will sound 
garbled and washed out as though being spoken underwater, 
causing instances of SCP-2836-11 to project from the subject's 


mouth.