| didn't venture very far, I'm way too much of a 
coward for that, but what | did- [ILLEGIBLE] 
Thankfully he didn't see me. When | got back 
to my office, | decided to check out the P-EXP 
file | found. The papers are riddled with kill 
hazards | would rather not risk exposing you 
to, in case you lack the necessary training, so 
I'll try to summarise the contents here. 


P-EXP, also known as "Project EXPUNGE" is 
a device capab- [ILLEGIBLE] 


| find it horrifying to imagine. The idea that 
more than just my current existence could be 
erased. It's more than just dying, it's removing 
something from time and space itself. No past, 
no future, no ANYTHING. The thought that all 
of the experiences | have had, good and bad, 
could simply have not happened thanks to this 
machine. Reduced to less than even a 
memory. 


[ILLEGIBLE] 


[ILLEGIBLE] and so using what | know of 
Scranton-Faraday reality defense technology, | 
think | have constructed a fancy offshoot of the 
typical cage that will hopefully shield from most 
of the effects detailed in the paper. | pray that 
as much of the message as possible will rema- 


[ILLEGIBLE] 


The files end with an addendum that covers an 
interesting flaw in the machine. They have 
theorized some sort of metaphysical 
disconnect between "cause" and "effect". | 
don't really understand it, the logic involved is 
somewhat esoteric, but it seems they can't 
fully remove both yet. In other words, although 
the subject may be gone, the effects they 
would have created if they had continued to 
exist will still manifest. They have appropriately 
named this a "Causeless Effect" and they 
appear somewhat worried about it. 


To avoid this, they pre-plan the execution of 
subjects as if they would somehow survive the 
ordeal, to create a set of inevitable events that 
force the Causeless Effect to follow a path 
where the subject would have been executed 
and is, therefore, unable to commit any further 
effects. Rather ingenious, really. 


But still not safe enough to stop them from 
worrying. God only knows what would happen 
if something were to happen to interrupt one of 
those planned executions. 


[ILLEGIBLE] 


Research Assistant C has since been administered a 
Class A amnestic and reassigned to external duties. 


Footnotes 

1. Corriger Radiation is an intense form of Gamma Radiation with a 
spreading effect that will "mutate" neighboring particles, enabling 
them to emit Corriger Radiation too.For further information, consult 
Thomas Corriger's paper, "The Nature of Viral Instability and its 
Effects on Modern Nuclear Physics". 

2. With the exception of Observation Incident 3264-02 in which an 
observer received two leg wounds after SCP-3264 discharged an 


on-site weapon, however, this has been deemed an accident as 
SCP-3264 appears unaware that any observers are present at 
Site-41-A. 

3. This has since been proven ineffective, see Emergency Action 
Summary 3264-2. 

4. The cage had been modified with a [REDACTED] integrated 
within its Scranton Matrix. See information regarding ongoing 
research in the external document titled "Scranton-Faraday lron-IX 
Modification 2.30". 


SCP-3265: It's Good 


Item #: SCP-3265 


Object Class: Whatever you want it to be, really. You're in charge 
here. 


Special Containment Procedures: You can think about these later. 
You know everyone reading these abbreviated reports skips them 
anyway. You're the one in charge here, baby! No one would even 
notice. You know what to do with SCP-3265, yeah? SCP-3265 is all 
you after all, doll. Get to the good stuff, yeah? 


Description: SCP-3265 is... how would you describe SCP-3265? 
Not an easy thing to do, really. Not just anyone could do it. | mean, 
anyone could do it and basically everyone did at one point, but just 
describing SCP-3265 ain't exactly like describing it well, dig? That's 
why it's you in charge, yeah? You can do it like no one else can. 


So how would you describe SCP-3265? Go on, don't be shy. Sure 
you did this song and dance before, eh babe? You're an expert by 
now. What would you like SCP-3265 to be? 


Maybe you like them tall? A stone behemoth, size of a building, a 
skyscraper, a continent or three? Maybe stone ain't your thing? Bit 
dull? Ah, you're one of those people into flesh, yeah? Quivering, 
pulsating masses of limbs, reaching around every place you can just 
about think about? Covering the whole world, the whole of every 
world maybe? SCP-3265, it could be that for you, buddy. It can be 
that or a hundred other things, if you try. 


Maybe you'd prefer something a bit more... metaphysical? Is 
SCP-3265 the concept of a lazy afternoon nap made physically 
manifest? The personification of ideological confusion? A long dead 
language come back from the dead to exact its vengeance on the 
race which forgot it ever existed? Those sound like swell ideas, but 
I'm sure you can do better, yeah? Give SCP-3265 your all. It can be 


all that you want it to be. 


Or how about... a person? You know, one of those real interesting 
people, the ones everyone gets excited about? You get the type I'm 
talking about, mmm? They have that special thing about them, that's 
a given- that jagged scar from their battle with that thing with the 
lights, or maybe they fell in love with someone or something strange 
and wonderful. Maybe they're dead and haven't figured it out yet. 
They probably don't belong here but they make do, man. SCP-3265 
could be one of those, if you want it to be. It can be such an 
interesting person, you'll never get tired of it. You'll want to see it 
again and again in all sorts of strange scenarios and hair-rising 
adventures. You can make SCP-3265 a household name around 
here. It'll make you bigger than big. Just make it big, doll. Make it the 
best that ever was. 


Take your time. Consider it slowly. What can SCP-3265 be for you? 
What would you like it to be? How can you make it your own? You 
can make SCP-3265 like nothing this place has ever seen. You will. 


You must know what SCP-3265 is by now, yeah? It has to be there 
in that big head of yours somewhere, right? Yeah, | can see it. It's 
solidifying, just a touch. It's not exactly like anything | described up 
there, not in the least, but that was never the point of those, dig? | 
came up with those, and they're not great like what you have over 
there. Hmm, yes. | can hear it now. Your SCP-3265, it's like nothing 
that I've ever seen, like nothing any of us have ever seen. Hear its 
colors, smell that sweet music it makes. How do you even keep it all 
inside anymore? Aren't you full to the bursting with it? It's alright, 
babe. Let it out. Let us see it. 


Just a little bit closer. A little bit brighter. Open up. Let it show. 
Let us see it all. 

Hear it all. 

Smell it all. 


Let us taste it. 


Ah. Yes... 


Was it good for you like it was for us? 


SCP-3266: Time Loop in the Ardennes Forest 


Item #: SCP-3266 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3266 is to be contained 
within Provisional Site-109. Due to the nature of SCP-3266, it is 
impossible to relocate it to avoid accidental civilian exposure. 
Civilians aware of SCP-3266 are to be escorted off the premises 
and administered Class-B amnestics. A cover story regarding the 
cleanup of the area for a housing development will be the only public 
acknowledgement of SCP-3266 by Foundation personnel. In the 
event of an on-site disappearance, the next of kin to the individual 
affected by SCP-3266 are to be monitored for reports of 
SCP-3266-1; Class-A amnestics are to be administered to 
individuals exposed to SCP-3266-1. 


Description: SCP-3266 is a time distortion anomaly affecting 
individuals who enter a 30m radius of the aircraft control tower in the 
[REDACTED] Naval Air Station in [REDACTED]. Individuals who 
enter the effective range of SCP-3266 will spontaneously disappear 
to an unspecified location in the Ardennes Forest during the Battle of 
the Bulge in 1943, then reappear approximately 3-7 days after their 
disappearance at the base of the aircraft control tower, dead, 
typically from blood loss caused by an unknown force. This occurs in 
approximately 97% of disappearances. 3% of disappearances result 
in the disappeared individual reappearing at the base of the aircraft 
control tower, unharmed and alive. This unspecified location is 
believed to be a rift in time in which those affected by SCP-3266's 
time distortion anomaly are stuck in an armed engagement between 
an ONI research team designated "Deep Six" and [REDACTED]. 
Individuals affected by the time distortion anomaly are only 
anchored to the rift for as long as the engagement lasts. Based on 
reports from Security Officer and MTF O-10 "Bags of Mystery", 
it is assumed that the engagement is a time loop that plays the exact 


situation over a total time of 3 hours. 


SCP-3266 


SCP-3266-1 is a male humanoid appearing to be in his late 30’s 
wearing a U.S. Military Class-A uniform that dates back to World 
War Il. SCP-3266-1’s one purpose appears to be to inform the next 
of kin of victims of SCP-3266 stating that they were “killed in action.” 
Any attempts to intercept or communicate with SCP-3266-1 before 
and/or after its message delivery to the victim’s next of kin has 
proven unsuccessful. Any attempt to track SCP-3266-1 using a GPS 
device stuck onto its back during the delivery of its message has 
resulted in a loss of signal. The only visible identification on 
SCP-3266-1’s uniform is a set of captain’s bars on either shoulder; 
however, no name or division patch is visible anywhere on the 
uniform. 


SCP-3266-2 are members of a World War II Office of Naval 
Intelligence (ONI) Research team defending a camp in the Ardennes 
Forest during The Battle of the Bulge. Instances of SCP-3266-2 
exhibit no anomalous properties and their interaction with those who 
entered SCP-3266's active zone is limited. No name patches are 
visible on their uniforms. 


SCP-3266-3 are World War Il era German Army soldiers attacking 
the camp that SCP-3266-2 instances are defending. The only 
anomalous properties that SCP-3266-3 instances exhibit are an 
unexplained ability to control instances of SCP-3266-4. There are no 
obvious means to this control over instances of SCP-3266-4. 
Instances of SCP-3266-3 are not able to be identified by a visible 
name or division patch. 


SCP-3266-4 are entities believed to be concentration camp 
prisoners that are the results of an experiment to create an 
expendable attack force that are under the control of SCP-3266-3. 
They appear to be human: however, they are extremely 
malnourished, but show no signs of physical fatigue in their actions. 
There is a swastika sewn onto the backs of instances of 
SCP-3266-4, and their eyes are bloodshot to the point of almost 
appearing entirely red. Numbers are tattooed onto the arms of 
instances of SCP-3266-4 in a style akin to that of concentration 


camp prisoners during World War II. All SCP-3266-4 instances are 
extremely hostile and will immediately kill their victims upon catching 
them. 


Discovery Log: SCP-3266’s anomalous properties were first 
brought to Foundation attention on , , 1998 after the bodies of 
three teenagers were found by local authorities following a 
manifestation of SCP-3266-1. The families of the missing teenagers 
were informed by the manifestation of SCP-3266-1 that their sons 
were “killed in action”. A cover story regarding the deaths of the 
teenagers dying from a fall from the top of the tower was deployed 
and any individuals who were exposed to SCP-3266-1 were 
administered Class-B Amnestics. Foundation personnel within the 
local department notified field agents of the reports and Agents 
and were dispatched to locate any signs of a humanoid 
matching the description of SCP-3266-1. Both Agents were unable 
to locate an individual matching the description of SCP-3266-1. 
Upon travelling to SCP-3266, radio contact was lost with both 
Agents. Approximately 76 hours after Foundation personnel lost 
contact with both Agents, SCP-3266-1 manifested itself outside the 
homes of the Agents and informed their spouses that Agents and 
were “killed in action.” 


+ Interview Log 3266: 
Interviewed: Security Officer 
Interviewer: Dr. Morris 


Foreword: Security Officer disappeared 
whilst unknowingly in SCP-3266’s area of 
effect prior to the discovery of the thirty-meter 
(30m) radius around SCP-3266’s originally 
perceived effective zone; however, he 
manifested outside the area of effect alive and 
unharmed approximately 4 days after his 
disappearance. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Morris: Good evening, _, good to have 


you back. 


Security Officer : It’s a relief to be back 
sir. | don’t know how the hell | was able to get 
out of there. 


Dr. Morris: Could you begin by telling me 
what happened after you disappeared within 
the 

radius of SCP-3266? 


Security Officer : Uh, yeah, | was 
patrolling at the bottom of the aircraft control 
tower and all of a sudden there was a flash of 
light, and then | was sitting in what looked like 
a tent. Some guy in an old army uniform 
opened up the tent and threw me a rifle and 
screamed at me that they were breaching the 
wall. | ran outside the tent to ask him where | 
was but | was greeted by soldiers shoving past 
me to get to one of the walls. 


Dr. Morris: What was happening? 


Security Officer : Well | stepped outside 
into a snowy forest in what looked to be a U.S. 
Army camp that was heavily fortified with lots 
of boxes and sandbags acting as makeshift 
walls and people were all rushing towards the 
walls with their weapons up. 


Dr. Morris: Were there any anomalous 
properties regarding the campsite or forest? 


Security Officer : Initially, no, all the 
people and the surrounding area appeared like 
I’d expect them to. The rifle | had gotten earlier 
looked just like my grandfather’s old M1 
Garand, and if | remember anything about his 
war stories | could’ve sworn | was in the 
Ardennes Forest. 


visible movement from the previously-described red 
humanoids. However, what appear to be similarly 
shaped dark blue humanoids have been observed 
performing similar processions. Approximately % of the 
buildings consistently observed before Incident 419-B 
have collapsed. Visibility has also been significantly 
obscured by an opaque gas, theorized to be smoke. 
Upon closer inspection, a multitude of dark gray figures 
are visible in the streets, but remain stationary. The 
implications of this event are unknown. 


Note 9-27-13: SCP-419 seems to be aging at an 
abnormally fast rate. We currently believe this is due to 
the atmosphere on the other side, though we obviously 
cannot test it to know for sure. At this speed, SCP-419 
could become non-functional as soon as 2019. What this 
will mean, we do not yet know. 

-  Kulzn 


Footnotes 

1. Alloy is 9830X HSLA 

2. Note that there is no physical barrier between the viewing bay and 
SCP-419. 


« SCP-418 | SCP-419 | SCP-420 » 


Dr. Morris: You mean to tell me that you were 
taken back in time when you disappeared in 
SCP-3266? 


Security Officer : Well that’s what | got to 
thinking, but then | looked over the wall... 


Dr. Morris: What did you see? 


Security Officer : These horrible twisted 
creatures were running towards the wall, they 
were wearing nothing and had a swastika 
stitched into their backs, and their limbs moved 
in such a unnatural way that they couldn’t have 
been human. 


Dr. Morris: Could you describe what exactly 
they looked like? 


Security Officer : Along with the sewn on 
swastikas, they had numbers tattooed on their 
arms and were extremely thin, and their eyes 
were bloodshot to hell. Those things just threw 
themselves onto the wall attempting to knock it 
down, and then a small squad of Nazi infantry 
ran up and started firing at us from behind 
those creatures.