Zyn weighed up her options, but realised that she had no real 
choice. It was either this, or 682. And she would not let the 
Foundation down now. "Then it's now the time/to combine our true 
power/and thus save the hour," Zyn completed, invoking the 
Butterfly Haiku that would allow her to summon her true form as a 
divine kami. It had been bestowed to her by Dr. Kondraki after he 
had been killed in a cliffhanger some time ago, but she had imbued 
it in the most innocuous of noodle bowls ever since. 


"We shall decommission... 682!" both parties yelled, invoking their 
ultimate powers. 


A fearsome twang echoed throughout reality as their souls 
combined and seperated in a blast of gaudy colors and 
abominations that might've resembled an elder god's impression of 
"tasteful decor". 


"lam become..." Zyn declared grandly, "the Kaiju Butterfly Ninja 
Master!" she shouted to the stars as a spiral beam of light dropped 
from the highest point in the heavens and was channeled through 
her body. As her mortal form disintegrated under the power, she 
held her metaphysical existence together with the power of 
determination as her eyes were opened to the godly form she had 
never dared take before — except in this time of need. 


Immediately, her outfit wrapped around her, imbued with the 
ancestral power that had been passed down through the ages. From 
the blast of green minty camo smoke it released grew the wings of 
SCP-001 as Zyn ascended to her highest possible form — the Queen 


of Thaumiels, Kiryu Incarnate. The radiation of queenly elegance 
and sophistication nearly disintegrated Allison Chao, causing her to 
wail in mournful angst as she realised how hard she'd just been one- 
upped. 


Griffin, meanwhile, screamed in blistering agony as his true 
anomalous nature was revealed. The pain his abilities caused them 
nearly overpowered him, but despite this, he remained strong, his 
eternally unrequited love for Zyn being the only thing that allowed 
him to endure it. With one final scream of distress, a giant sephiroth 
made of light was cut into the very valleys and folds of art and 
spacetime itself as the power of the semantic concept of Keter 
flowed through his veins, his arrythmia threatening to kill him at any 
second. 


With a single look exchanged between Zyn's polychromatic eyes 
and Griffin's alcoholism-induced bloodshot ones, they turned their 
combined might on SCP-682. Even though it knew it faced imminent 
destruction, it roared in cheap defiance. This would be its final hour 
continuing to defecate on the good name of lizards before it was 
wiped off the face of the planet. 


"Sauelsuesor!" Zyn commanded. "As your queen, | order you to 
attempt to eliminate SCP-682!" 


Sauelsuesor shrugged and did the one thing it could. It made sure 
all the other planets were out of the line of fire by lining them up ina 
neat row away from her and thus indirectly creating the inspiration 
for 2012, and then whipped its hair back and forth. For these two 
sins it would later be decommissioned by MTF Xi/Kappa-34 
("Daylight Saving Decomm Time"). 


The resulting blast of follicular flame incinerated SCP-682's flesh, 
but it adapted too quickly and developed a cryogenic force field that 
negated the fiery blasts of hairy helium. Its confidence bolstered by 
this newfound victory over one of the most powerful entries on the 
Site, it railed brashly against the two gods that hovered above the 
pentagram-inscribed remains of Site 19. 


"What makes you think you can defeat me?" 682 roared, baring its 
bony tusks at the one deity and the one ordinary guy with heart 


disease and powers of Keters. "Millions have tried, but none shall 
prevail!" 


"That's what you think," Griffin grunted through the immense strain 
of using his abilities, before nodding at Zyn. "You know what you 
have to do." 


Zyn nodded in the affirmative, before uniting her power with that of 
Griffin. Utilising their powers in unison was the only way to defeat 
682, for despite all the rumors of his power, Griffin would suffer a 
cardiac infarction and self-terminate under the stress of the 
expectation that he would kill it. 


Clasping hands, they both unleashed the Dirge of Deletion: 
"KETER, KETER DUTY, AND D-CLASS DEMOTION!" 


With the combined power of innumerable coldposts, they formed a 
massive magical circle ringed with the text of the Torah, the 
Apocrypha and The Book of Mormon and summoned a giant 
construct of pure cosmic vacuum energy that radiated a heroic red 
glow. 682 knew it was doomed for the pit in the various Hells that 
awaited it, but screamed one last acid-tinged time. 


"You... can't... destroy..." 


"You're getting taken downtown, boy!" Zyn announced with pure 
certainty as both she and Griffin sent the Omega Arrow down 
towards 682. 


Griffin was already in too much pain from both his heart condition 
and his use of power to scream, but with one last burst of energy, he 
used the abilities of the Builder Bear to distract 682 and chain it to 
the Earth, directly in the path of the Arrow. If it wasn't hit on impact, 
there would be nothing left to fight 682 with, and inevitably his 
precious Zyn would die fighting against the damnable lizard for the 
last time. 


The Arrow broke the atmosphere, its tip glowing gamma-ray hot as it 
was forged down to a singularity point. And in one final epic burst of 
light, the arrow pierced through 682's flesh and pierced its unholy 
heart with its own power — Hate. 


The earth was split in two by a giant white minus sign as 682 was 
annihilated, damning it to -943 and an executive decision to "never 
talk about this again" by all involved. 


Zyn panted with exertion, her divine form not stable for much longer. 
But with the remnants of her Thaumiel-class eyeballs, she could 
see... Griffin, lying on the ground, his body clearly broken due to his 
ability causing him tremendous pain. 


"Griffin!" she screamed, rocketing towards him as fast as she could 
in order to reach him before it was too late. Crashing to the ground, 
she quickly bolted towards him and cradled him in her arms. 


Griffin opened his eyes weakly. "Z-Zyn?" 


"Yes, Griffin?" Zyn could barely speak, her eyes close to overflowing 
with tears. "I-I'm so sorry you—" 


"It's not your fault." Griffin might have nodded understandingly, or 
might've just been suffering muscle spasms prior to rigor mortis. 
"You're Thaumiel. The Anti-Keter. You were doomed to destroy me. 


"Bute" 
Griffin's eyes closed slowly, racked with immense pain. 


"N-No!" Zyn's shoulders shook with grief and pain. "I-| wanted to tell 
you so much, Griffin..." she sobbed. "And | never got the chance to 
say | loved you all this time..." 


His eyes weakly fluttered open, like the wings of the butterflies that 
had effected this situation. "So you loved me all this time," he 
chuckled, before coughing because laughing is a terrible idea with 
several ribs threatening to pierce through your chest. "And just like 
Thaumiel of the Sephiroth, you showed me two faces... I'm just so 
glad | got to see this one... one... last... time." 


And with one last sigh that escaped from his body, he went limp in 
Zyn's arms. 


[The "mmm, whatcha say" part of Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap 
plays.] 


Zyn, trembling with the fury and anguish that came with the loss of 
love immortal, gently laid a delicate kiss on his cold, dead, blood- 
stained lips, as gentle as the touch of a butterfly's antenna. 


"l-I'm so sorry my stupid personal bullshit got in the way," she 
sniffed, tears running down her face. "And you-you never got to see 
my softer side..." 


With those words, she burst into fully-fledged tears whose soft-focus 
threatened to give the audience a migraine, not knowing that 
somewhere out there, in the Oneiroi Collective, the humanoid SCP 
she so wished to contain not so long ago smiled down upon her 
lovingly. 


Acknowledgments and Attributions 


SCP-002: The "Living" Room (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-003: Biological Motherboard (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003) - 
thedeadlymoose (author). 


SCP-004: The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-004) - 
deusprogrammer (author). 


SCP-005: Skeleton Key (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-006: Fountain of Youth (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006) - Dr_Schubert 
(author). 


SCP-007: Abdominal Planet (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-007) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-008: Zombie Plague (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-008) - Lee Byron (author). 
SCP-009: Red Ice (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-009) - Chameleon X (author). 


SCP-010: Collars of Control (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-010) - Le Blue Dude 
(author). 


SCP-011: Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-011) - 
Unknown Author (author). 


SCP-012: A Bad Composition (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-012) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-013: Blue Lady Cigarettes (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-013) - Dexanote 
(author). 


SCP-014: The Concrete Man (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-014) - Whitewings 
(author). 


SCP-015: Pipe Nightmare (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015) - Dr Gears (author). 


SCP-016: Sentient Micro-Organism (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-016) - DrClef 
(author). 


SCP-017: Shadow Person (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-017) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-018: Super Ball (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018) - Epic Phail Spy (author). 


SCP-019: The Monster Pot (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-019) - Sophia Light 
(author). 


SCP-020: Unseen Mold (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-020) - Aelanna (author). 


SCP-021: Skin Wyrm (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-021) - HK-016 (author). 
SCP-022: The Morgue (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-022) - DrSevere (author). 


Interview Log 022-751 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-022-751) - DrSevere 
(author). 


SCP-023: Black Shuck (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023) - Pig_catapult (author). 
Incident 023-27 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-023-27) - Pig_catapult (author). 


Incident Report 023-026 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-023-26) - 
Pig_catapult (author). 


SCP-024: Game Show of Death (http://;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024) - SpoonOfEvil 
(author). 


SCP-025: A Well-Worn Wardrobe (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-025) - thattallfellow 
(author). 


SCP-026: Afterschool Retention (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026) - DrEverettMann 
(author). 


Interview Log 026-01 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-01) - DrEverettMann 
(author). 


SCP-026 Exploration Logs (http://www.scp-wiki.net/026-exploration-logs) - 
DrEverettMann (author). 


Interview Log 026-08 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-08) - DrEverettMann 
(author). 


SCP-027: The Vermin God (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-027) - Quikngruvn (author). 
SCP-028: Knowledge (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028) - Dr Gears (author). 


SCP-029: Daughter of Shadows (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-029) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


SCP-030: The Homunculus (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-030) - Mulciber (author). 
SCP-031: What is Love? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-031) - Roget (author). 
SCP-032: Brothers’ Bride (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-032) - Dmatix (author). 


SCP-033: The Missing Number (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033) - Mulciber 
(author). 


SCP-034: Obsidian Ritual Knife (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-034) - SpoonOfEvil 
(author). 


SCP-035: Possessive Mask (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-035) - Kain Pathos Crow 
(author). 


SCP-036: The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guhorin) (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-036) - Unknown Author (author). 


SCP-037: Dwarf Star (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037) - Unknown Author (author), 
SimpleCadence (rewrite). 


SCP-038: The Everything Tree (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038) - Unknown Author 
(author). 


SCP-039: Proboscis Engineers (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-039) - Wilt (author), 
Roget (author). 


SCP-040: Evolution's Child (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040) - Unknown Author 
(author), Djoric (rewrite). 


SCP-041: Thought-Broadcasting Patient (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-041) - 
Unknown Author (author). 


SCP-042: A Formerly Winged Horse (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042) - Unknown 
Author (author), Skali Sharpnose (rewrite). 


SCP-043: The Beatle (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-043) - Unknown Author (author). 


SCP-044: World War Il Era Molecular-Fission Cannon (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-044) - FritzWillie (author). 


SCP-045: Atmospheric Converter (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-045) - Drewbear 
(author). 


SCP-046: "Predatory" Holly Bush (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-046) - Eskobar 
(author). 


SCP-047: Microbial Mutagen (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-047) - Erku (author). 


Incident Report Yersinia 047-01 (2010) (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-report- 
yersinia-047-01-2010) - Erku (author). 


SCP-048: The Cursed SCP Number (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-048) - DrClef 
(author). 


SCP-049: Plague Doctor (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049) - Gabriel Jade (author), 
djkaktus (rewrite), Gabriel Jade_ (rewrite). 


SCP-050: To The Cleverest (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


Document 050 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-050) - TheDuckman (author). 


SCP-051: Japanese Obstetrical Model (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-051) - 
mari_who (author). 


Interview 051-1 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-051-1) - mari_who (author). 


SCP-1005 is in the shape of a bald, human male, approx. 1.9m tall, 
and has demonstrated the ability to soeak with a deep and resonant 
voice; despite this, SCP-1005 has no gender in physical structure or 
personal identity. The apparent "clothing" is integrated as if skin, 
save for the shirt at the sleeves and lower hem, and the pants below 
the ankles. Only SCP-1005's shoes are fully unique; it is believed 
they were created separately from the rest of SCP-1005 from the 
beginning. 


The process by which SCP-1005 was animated and remains so is 
not known; by its own admission, SCP-1005 only remembers 
"becoming aware" only a few minutes before its reclamation during a 
raid at an auction being held by Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. where it 
was up for bid alongside several items which had been under 
Foundation investigation, specifically [DATA EXPUNGED]. As 
SCP-1005 originally having no sense of self worth, identity or 
purpose, the Mobile Task Force enacting the raid was able to 
convince SCP-1005 that it belonged to the Foundation and had 
been stolen; it willingly entered custody and was transferred to the 
MTF staging area before permanent relocation to Site-1/7. 


To date, SCP-1005 has been extremely cooperative with 
researchers, showing a polite and professional attitude. SCP-1005 
lacks most complex emotions beyond levels of satisfaction and 
comfort and has demonstrated only limited facial expressions 
outside of movements required to speak. Additionally, SCP-1005 
seems to lack the ability to understand abstract concepts: it is 
perfectly able to count, speaks fluent English with a slight Northern- 
Midwest American accent, and can perform simple tasks; 
complicated mathematics, emotional responses and existential 
topics such as religion leave SCP-1005 confused, usually stating 
that it simply does not understand. The only driving force behind 
SCP-1005 is a desire to make its owners "happy with" it, usually 
through cooperating with testing protocols but also while serving as 
entertainment or still-life living artwork for personnel during 
recreational periods. 


Researchers with clearance level 2 or higher access are advised to 
read Document 1005-01478 for an abbreviated listing of testing logs 
concerning SCP-1005. 


SCP-052: Time-Traveling Train (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-052) - eric_h (author). 
SCP-053: Young Girl (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-053) - Dr Gears (author).