Analysis: Unable to hear the melody 
produced by SCP-3064, D-4435's established 
fear of rats was not diminished by its effects. 
This indicates that it is the melody and not 
SCP-3064 that causes the anomalous effect. 
Recommendation: SCP-3064 to be 
redesignated SCP-3064-1. 


SCP-3064 Test Log - Entry 08 

Date: 02/11/1952 

Subject: One (1) cat (Felis catus), one (1) dog 
(Canis familiaris), SCP-3064-1 

Procedure: The dog was caged to one side of 
the room, and the cat introduced to the room. 
The cat displayed an expected fear response. 


A research assistant wound the key of 
SCP-3064-1 and let the melody play for 2 
minutes. After 20 seconds, the cat began to 
relax, and by the end of the 2 minutes was 
sitting on the floor of the room, ignoring the 
dog which continued to make an aggressive 
display. 

Conclusion: Strong response to SCP-3064 
observed. 

Analysis: A cat was chosen for this 
experiment due to evidence that the Felis 
catus species is capable of appreciating 
music. The experiment demonstrates that 
exposure to the melody of SCP-3064 in 
conjunction with a fear-inducing stimulus will 
reduce the effect of that stimulus. 


SCP-3064 Test Log - Entry 09 

Date: 02/11/1952 

Subject: One (1) cat (Felis catus), one (1) dog 
(Canis familiaris), SCP-3064-1 

Procedure: Before the experiment began, the 
dog was allowed to attack the catina 
controlled environment. Experiment E- 
SCP-3064/08 was then reproduced, but after 2 
minutes the cat continued to show fear. 
Conclusion: Weak response to SCP-3064 
observed. 

Analysis: Having been conditioned to fear the 
dog, the cat now showed resistance to the 
effects of SCP-3064. 


SCP-3064 Test Log - Entry 46 

Date: 02/02/1995 

Subject: D-7877, one (1) snake, one (1) copy 
of SCP-3064-7 

Procedure: D-7877 had previously undergone 
basic testing to induce and reverse fear 
resistance to snakes. D-7877 was instructed to 
listen to SCP-3064-7 whilst handling a snake 


that had previously bitten him. Once made to 
co-operate, D-7877 showed lessened fear 
response to the snake after listening to the full 
length of SCP-3064-7. When the recording 
was played a second time D-7877 became 
reckless with the snake, causing in the snake 
to bite D-7877's neck. D-7877 did display pain 
but no fear to the snake, who continued to bite 
him. The experiment was terminated when 
D-7877 collapsed from blood loss. 
Conclusion: Strong response to SCP-3064 
observed. 

Analysis: Repeated exposure to SCP-3064 
seems to suppress basic survival responses in 
the subject to the object fear stimulus. This 
finding is consistent with the behaviours 
observed in Incident 3064-4. 


Addenda: 
+ Addendum 1957/01 - Incident 3064-7 


During staff rotation, Research Assistant K. Peters was 
found to have entered the containment unit housing 
SCP- ,and was seen goading SCP- _ into action. 
Security were unable to retrieve K. Peters without 
exposing themselves to great personal risk, and K. 
Peters was killed by SCP-__. On examination of their 
belongings, an unauthorized magnetic tape recording of 
SCP-3064-1 was found. Cross-examination of past 
psychological profiles showed that K. Peters had 
expressed a particular fear of SCP- 


Recommendation: Tighter control measures to be 
implemented on the creation of copies of SCP-3064 
instances. Psychological screening measures improved 
to prevent staff with exploitable phobias coming into 
contact with SCP-3064. 


+ Addendum 2004/03 - Incidents 3064-14 & 15 


When the Japanese authorities recovered the bodies of 

individuals from the Forest, Prefecture, and 

City, Prefecture, all the bodies were found 

clutching copies of the same suicide note. The note 
contained the lyrics of the song Sugar Sugar Sweet Fear 
and a sketched drawing of a stylized Grim Reaper, under 
which was written the name 'shinigami-chan’. All those 
identified were found to have been suffering from 
depression or anxiety, and the local police ruled that the 
two groups had been part of a death cult. This was 
fortunate for the Foundation as local authorities began 
lobbying for the banning of Sugar Sugar Sweet Fear 
from broadcast. 


+ Addendum 20 /01 - Partial Translation of SCP-3064-6/ 
A 


Here follows relevant excerpts from Ugarit Ritual Texts 
(J. Adamson and . . Ugarit Ritual Texts. American 
Journal of Archaeology , ,20 ). 


Although incantations are poorly attested at 
Ugarit, some isolated instances have been 
found, most notably fragments h.7, h.9-10, 
h.14 and h.31-32 of the famed 'Hurrian Songs’, 
excavated by in 1955. Their language 
structure and character are notoriously elusive 
of attempted translation, even by the most 
renowned of scholars in this area, but recent 
breakthroughs have enabled me to provide a 
translation of some of our most recent findings. 


Of particular interest is , which bears 
thematic similarity to h.31-32 of the Hurrian 
Songs: 


(When) the spirit of fear calls out to me and 
beats at my ears, 

I, for my part, will reach out to you, 

/ will shake my cymbal, and pluck my harp, 

! will burn sweet wood and make offerings of 


brass and gold, 

On gold and brass will | make offering of (life/ 
blood), 

To you, O Anat, virgin (wife/sister) of Baal- 
Hadad, 

To you | will make offering. 


The wild dog will not make me afraid, 

The mountain lion will not make me afraid, 
The snake and the viper will not make me 
afraid, 

! will not be afraid, O Anat, though a host of 
(demons) torment me, 

On gold and brass will | make offering of (life/ 
blood). 


Your song will be on my lips, your song will be 
in my throat, 

Your words will be in my heart and your sweet 
music in my breast, 

| will not be afraid, O Anat. 


All Known copies of this article have been removed from 
publicly available literature. The author of the article has 
not yet been located by the Foundation and is assumed 
to have been operating under a pseudonym. No other 
attributions to 'J. Adamson' have been found in relevant 
archaeological literature to date. 


Experiment Log 376C: After additional testing and observation, it 
was discovered that the SCP-376 currently contained is an 
abnormality, even among its own kind. DNA comparison between 
itself and other subjects show that it is suffering from some kind of 
defect that causes it to grow uncontrollably, which could explain how 
it was discovered so quickly. 


Addendum 1: After cross-analyzing Department of Transportation 
records and total national power consumption, Foundation analysts 
have estimated that there may be as many as [DATA EXPUNGED] 
instances of SCP-376 in the continental United States alone. 
Containment teams are currently being mobilized to respond. 


« SCP-375 | SCP-376 | SCP-377 » 


SCP-3065: The Man Cave 


The trail directly above SCP-3065, formerly part of Gibraltar Loop. 


Item #: SCP-3065 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation has 
quarantined 1.4 km2 of public land around SCP-3065 and is utilizing 
cover story A-91 ("Wildlife Sanctuary"). Outpost-3065 has been 
constructed around the quarantine zone, and its perimeter is to be 
monitored at all times. All personnel must stay at least 50 500 
meters away from SCP-3065, except for testing purposes. 
Seismometers have been deployed above SCP-3065 and are to be 
inspected monthly; all inspections and repairs must be carried out 
through remote drones. 


Description: SCP-3065 is an inaccessible cave located below a 
hiking trial in Paul Lake Provincial Park, British Columbia (50.751° N 
120.153° W), approximately 250 meters underground. The structure 
of SCP-3065 is humanoid and shifts in real time to match the shape 
(at a size ratio of approximately 12:1) and posture of its current living 
occupant. If no living human is in SCP-3065, a person on the 
surface may vanish and appear inside the cave. Non-human 
animals are not affected by SCP-3065. 


On 21 May 1997 at 4:02 PM, Foundation seismographs began 
recording erratic activity from the Paul Lake region. At 5:18 PM, a 
Foundation Al flagged the seismogram as potentially anomalous 
and alerted Dr. Hardy at Site-144. Hardy ordered a low-priority 
investigation, and a geological field team arrived on location at dusk. 
SCP-3065 had several periods of minimal activity during this time, 
one of which lasted nearly an hour. 


Upon discovering that the seismic activity was highly localized, the 
field team conducted a seismic reflection survey. This revealed a 


large void, although the resolution was too low to identify its shape. 
Because SCP-3065 was dormant at this time, Dr. Hardy authorized 
the team to drill a 6 cm borehole for visual contact. 


+ Access Exploration Log 


The following is a partial transcript of the operation 
conducted on 21 May 1997. The field team consisted of 
Researchers Collins and Berry and Junior Researcher 
Nguyen, and was overseen by Dr. Hardy from Site-144. 


Berry: Alright, we're in. Retracting the drill 
now. Ready with the scope? 


Collins: Got it. 


Approximately three minutes pass. 
Conversation not relevant to operation 
removed. 


Berry: I'm lowering in the cable, and video 
should be live soon. Is your connection okay, 
doctor? 


Hardy: Everything looks fine on this end. Go 
ahead. 


Berry: Few more seconds, and... there we go. 
Okay, I'm seeing an adult on the cave floor, 
dead or unconscious. Looks male, maybe forty 
or fifty years old.1 


Hardy: Confirmed. Looks like a hiker. I'll check 
out any local disappearances. 


Berry: Nothing else here stands out to me. 


Looks like normal granite. I'll... shit, the 
camera just cut out. Harry, can you tell 
what's... 


Nguyen: Um. 


Berry: Where did... Harry? Harry? 


Nguyen: He just, uh. Disappeared. Right 
when the video died. 


Hardy: Tell me you're joking. 
Berry: Never, sir, Collins is gone. 


Nguyen: And the seismo is suddenly going 
nuts. 


Hardy: Jesus. I'm sending in backup. Ninety 
minutes away. Keep me updated. 


Six minutes pass. 
Nguyen: Doctor, are you there? 


Hardy: Just got in the truck. What's 
happening? 


Nguyen: We pulled up the camera, and there 
was just cable. Looks like it got cut. Zoe put in 
the spare, and the borehole is filled in after 
about ten meters. 


Hardy: Well shit. | want you two to start drilling 
again. Harry might have joined our hiker friend, 
and he'll need air. 


Nguyen: Understood. 


Approximately 35 minutes later Berry and 
Nguyen finish drilling into SCP-3065, and the 
scope is reinserted along with a small speaker. 
The light from Collins' headlamp can be seen 
as the scope enters the cave. 


Berry: Harry, are you okay? Can you hear 
me? 


Collins: I'm here. Doing okay, just some 
bleeding. You fuckers... drilled into me... 


Berry: Shit, really? That's terrible luck. We'll 
throw down some bandages and- 


Collins: No, |... you drilled in... Look. 
“panting” This cave is weird. It looks like a big 
hollow person, arms, legs, dick, everything. It 
moves when | move, like it mimics me. I'm 
sitting in my ass cheek right now. 


Berry: What. 


Collins: When the drill broke through there | 
felt something pinch my shoulder... The 
wound is way smaller than the bit though, 
barely any blood. The dead guy has the same 
hole in him. 


Berry: Huh. Okay. The big guns will be here in 
about an hour. What's the air situation? You 
breathing okay? 


Collins: It's definitely getting to me. Probably 
okay for a while with the hole. 


Berry: Alright. Let me think for a second. The 
guys coming will have oxygen, so we were 
gonna widen the borehole enough to lower it 
down to you. But | don't want to hurt you more 
if we can avoid it. 


Collins: It's not life-threatening, Zoe. Just 
give- 


The borehole is closed off. Recording ends. 
+ Access Testing Log 


Note: For experimental purposes, a small flag was 
placed on the trail above the estimated center of 


SCP-3065. 


Experiment 3065-1 

Date: 23 May 1997 

Subject: D-213-729 

Procedure: Subject was told to stand next to the flag 
and wait for further instructions. 

Result: After 24 minutes, D-213-729 disappeared. 
Seismic activity indicated his capture by SCP-3065. 


Experiment 3065-2 

Date: 23 May 1997 

Subject: D-213-755 

Procedure: Immediately after the previous experiment, 
subject was told to stand next to the flag and wait for 
further instructions. 

Result: While SCP-3065 was still seismically active from 
the previous experiment, nothing notable occurred. 32 
minutes after activity ceased, D-213-755 disappeared 
and the tremors resumed. 

Note: Confirmed, it's limited to one victim at a time. — 
Dr. Clark 


Experiment 3065-3 

Date: 23 May 1997 

Subject: D-213-902 

Procedure: Subject started approximately 100 meters 
from SCP-3065 and was instructed to move one meter 
forward every two minutes. 

Result: D-213-902 disappeared 12 meters away from 
the flag. 

Note: /'m making 50 meters the official safe zone. — Dr. 
Clark 


Experiment 3065-4 

Date: 24 May 1997 

Subject: D-214-689 

Procedure: Subject was instructed to climb a tree close 
to SCP-3065 as high as they are able, and wait for 
further instructions. 

Result: D-214-689 climbed a pine tree four meters away 


from the flag, to a height of approximately 8 meters. She 
disappeared 20 minutes later. 

Note: Apparently you don't need to be touching the 
ground. — Dr. Clark 


Experiment 3065-5 

Date: 25 May 1997 

Subject: D-214-770 

Procedure: D-214-770 was chosen because he is 
missing his left arm. Subject was told to stand next to the 
flag and wait for further instructions. A remotely operated 
drone was ready to inspect SCP-3065. 

Result: The subject disappeared after 22 minutes, and 
the drone began drilling a borehole. Exploration revealed 
that SCP-3065's interior was truncated at the left arm, 
matching D-214-770. SCP-3065 contained six corpses in 
normal condition. The borehole closed 42 minutes after 
drilling was completed. 

Note: /nteresting. | assumed that the arm section would 
be inactive, but it's actually gone. SCP-3065 also doesn't 
seem to be... well, digesting... — Dr. Clark 


Proposal 3065-6 

Date: TBD 

Subject: D-class, general 

Procedure: While SCP-3065 is inactive, a remotely 
operated drill will dig a shaft large enough for the subject 
to fit through. The subject will be instructed to quickly 
approach the shaft, and a prepared crane will lower them 
into SCP-3065. 

Result: N/A 

Note: Request for additional D-class personnel declined. 
It's just a cave that eats people, David. We have bigger 
fish to fry. You're being reassigned to SCP- .— Dr. 
Hardy 


Addendum 3065-1: On 11 November 1997, a guard walking 
approximately 90 meters from SCP-3065 vanished and appeared in 
the chamber. Seismometers recorded heavy activity during the 


event; the epicenter moved from SCP-3065's location to directly 
underneath the guard, then returned to its original location. Minimum 
safe distance extended to 500 meters. 

Footnotes 

1. Later identified as Graham Whitman, who was reported as a 
missing person to the Kamloops RMCP on 22 May. 


SCP-3066: Absurdity 


Item #: SCP-3066 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: A circular surveillance 
perimeter with a 500-meter radius is to be established around 
SCP-3066. Surveillance of this perimeter must be continuous, and 
Foundation personnel must be on standby to intercept any 
trespassing civilians. Class B amnestics may be applied to close- 
proximity civilian witnesses of an Eckhart-Anatol Discharge. 


Products of an Eckhart-Anatol Discharge are to be destroyed as 
rapidly as possible. Flamethrowers and incendiary grenades are to 
be stocked in a separate structure adjacent to SCP-3066 for 
deployment during an incident. Management of the ensuing wildfires 
may be handled by Foundation operatives or local firefighters.