26. Ms. Mad About Video Games 

27. Mr. Meme 

28. Mr. Ominous (discontinued) 

29. Mr. Destiny 

30. Mr. Monty Python And The Holy Grail 
31. Ms. Zapatista 

32. Mr. Hax 

33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo 

34. Mr. Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text 
35. Mr. Finale 


from reaching the open sky will produce a sustained high-pitched 
sound at approximately 101 dB. 


An infestation is designated critical if abnormally elevated levels of 
17B-estradiol in males cause larval stage specimens to develop into 
adult stage prematurely. These cases are invariably fatal to the host 
as large numbers of immature adult stage specimens leave the 
host's body in an abrupt mass exodus. There was only one recorded 
critical infestation amongst infested males in Foundation custody. 


SCP-366 ovum stage specimens can be found exclusively in the 
state of Massachusetts, always at exposed locations known locally 
for adolescent sexual activity. Certain celestial events, such as 
meteor showers, may trigger the descent of SCP-366 ova. The 
amount of ova deposited during these events ranges from 
approximately 1.000 to 10.000 depending on the level of activity at 
the location. The exact origin of the ova remains untraceable at this 
point. 


Addendum 366-A-01: 
It was so beautiful, man. Just me, Lorraine, the night sky 
and all those falling stars... 
-Host 366-28289F (deceased) 


« SCP-365 | SCP-366 | SCP-367 » 


Footnotes 

1. As TRIREEF must maintain a very high false-positive level in 
order to reliably detect SCP-3024, containment methods that 
minimize the frequency of SCP-3024's relocation are preferred in 
order to conserve resources. 

2. Based on its lack of response to several memetic agents; its true 
nature is unknown. 

3. Typically those allocated to moderators or others in positions of 
authority. 


SCP-3025: Lucidity 


Item #: SCP-3025 
Object Class: Safe Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3025 is to be stored ina 
standard Storage Locker at Site- . Testing must take place ina 
sealed chamber. Test chambers must be cleared for use before 
testing. Clearance is given to test chambers that show no sign of 
leakage when under 0.5 megapascals of internal air pressure. Test 
chambers are to remain sealed until it can be confirmed that 
SCP-3025 has exited its active state. Recovered items and 
personnel are to be quarantined until investigation has confirmed 
that no anomalous properties are present. As of - -20 , testing of 
SCP-3025 is prohibited. When in transit, SCP-3025 must remain 
inside a hermetically sealed container at all times. SCP-3025 is 
under review for reassignment to Keter class. 


Description: SCP-3025 is a white feather, thought to be a primary 
feather from a black-billed magpie (Pica hudsonia).! Under most 
circumstances, SCP-3025 is inert and presents no anomalous 
features. When completely submerged in any solution composed of 
more than 80% water, SCP-3025 enters its active state. When in the 
active state, any solid or liquid matter within the same enclosed 
space as SCP-3025 will seem to spontaneously combust, with the 
exception of SCP-3025 itself and the solution it is submerged in. An 
enclosed space is defined as a continuous region through which air 
molecules can travel unhindered. Matter that is physically bonded 
(e.g. weld, airtight seal) to the boundary surfaces of the enclosed 
space is not affected. Any additional space added to the testing 
chamber while SCP-3025 is in its active state will be treated as a 
continuation of the enclosed space, and objects within the new 
space will be affected by SCP-3025. No upper limit in the size of an 
enclosed space has been found. After soontaneous combustion, 
objects will leave no ashes or remains of any kind. 


Testing with GPS trackers has shown that radio contact is still 
maintained after combustion, and that there is no measurable 
change in position before and after active state is achieved. 
SCP-3025 will remain in its active state until 23 hours after it is 
removed from the solution. Further details from testing are listed in 
Addendum 3025-1. 


It is hypothesized that objects affected by SCP-3025 continue to 
exist within an extradimensional space (SCP-3025-A). Video 
cameras and live subjects affected by SCP-3025 report a barren 
landscape, with few traces of life. Early exploratory missions have 
revealed the presence of silver and gold deposits near the surface. 
No samples from SCP-3025-A have ever been recovered. Further 
details from exploration missions are listed in Addendum 3025-2. 


Any objects affected by SCP-3025 will remain within SCP-3025-A 
for the duration of the active state, after which they will appear in the 
test chamber at the same locations they occupied at the beginning 
of the active state. Any changes in composition or structure 
sustained while SCP-3025 is in its active state will remain. Upon 
cessation of the SCP-3025 active state, there is a low probability 
that an anomalous entity will manifest within the test chamber. Any 
such entities are referred to as SCP-3025-B. Instances of 
SCP-3025-B have no unifying characteristics beyond their 
anomalous nature. A list of SCP-3025-B instances can be found in 
Addendum 3025-3. 


Addendum 3025-1 
+Show Test Logs 


All tests are conducted in a cleared test chamber. Tested 
aqueous solutions are held in a steel container that is 
also affected by the SCP-3025 active state. The 
disappearance of the container is used as an indicator of 
active phase initialization, and automatically ends the 
submersion of SCP-3025. This ensures the end of the 
active phase 23 hours after initialization. 


Test Number Materiais Test Description 
1 1 liter of distilled) SCP-3025 enters 


water 


1 liter of oceanic 
salt water 


1 liter of orange 
juice 


1 liter of pig blood 


1 liter of pig blood, 


the active state 
instantly. At the 
end of the active 
phase, the 
container is 
recovered. The D- 
personnel used to 
administer the test 
is found deceased. 
The body has 
suffered second 
degree burns 
across 90% of its 
surface area. 
Further testing is 
to make minimal 
use of personnel. 
SCP-3025 enters 
the active state 
after a 3 
millisecond pause. 
It is hypothesized 
that this pause is 
related to the 
percent water 
content of the 
solution. 
SCP-3025 enters 
the active state 
after a 10 second 
pause. 

SCP-3025 does 
not enter the 
active state. Eight 
hours were 
allowed to pass to 
confirm that the 
active state would 
not begin. 
SCP-3025 enters 


diluted with 100 
milliliters of 
distiiied water 

1 liter of distilled 
water, 1 GPS 
tracker, 1 wireless 
video camera 


1 liter of distilled 
water, 1 wireless 
video camera, 1 
D-personnel 
(D-45180) 
equipped with 
standard rations 
for one day 


the active state 
after a pause of 20 
minutes. 
SCP-3025 enters 
the active state 
instantly. Both 
items combust. 
Both GPS tracker 
and video camera 
maintain contact 
with Foundation 
radio receivers. 
Feed from the 
video camera 
reveals 
SCP-3025-A. 
There is no 
vegetation. The 
surface is spotted 
with chemical 
fires. The sky 
appears dark, as if 
polluted with soot. 
Upon 
reappearance, the 
devices sustain 
minor damage, but 
are otherwise 
intact. An instance 
of SCP-3025-B is 
discovered 
following this test. 
SCP-3025 enters 
the active state 
instantly. All 
objects in the test 
chamber combust. 
D-45180 does not 
appear to be 
injured by 


Addendum 3025-2 


+Show logs for Expedition Alpha 


spontaneous 
combustion, but 
begins to show 
signs of mild 
discomfort soon 
after appearing in 
SCP-3025-A. At 
10 minutes after 
activation, 
D-45180 continues 
to express 
mounting 
discomfort. It 
becomes apparent 
that severe burns 
are being inflicted 
on D-45180. At 33 
minutes after 
activation D-41580 
moves out of 
frame. Upon 
reappearance, the 
video camera has 
sustained minor 
damage. Autopsy 
reveals that 
D-41580 expired 
from inhalation of 
super-heated air at 
approximately 6 
hours after 
activation. 


2 D-personnel (D-45189, D-45195) were equipped with 
heat retardant suits, video and audio recording 
equipment, and standard rations for one day. Objective 


is to determine a safe method of traversing SCP-3025-A. 
D-personnel appear in SCP-3025-A. 
[BEGIN LOG] 


Command: How are you feeling, Expedition 
Alpha? 


D-45189: A little disoriented...you could have 
warned us. Neither of us is hurt, if that’s what 
you mean. 


Command: It’s good to hear that, Alpha. 
Please collect some soil for analysis and store 
it in the provided vials. 


D-45189: Whatever you say sir. 


D-45189 does as requested while D-45195 
stands watch. 


D-45195: Not the most welcoming view... 


D-45189: Yeah, no shit. Hey Command, what 
are our orders? 


Command: None for the time being. We 
suggest that you stay near each other for the 
duration of mission. 


D-45189: Roger that. 


Both D-personnel rest for approximately ten 
minutes. Irrelevant audio logs redacted. 


D-45195: Starting to get toasty in here. 


D-45189: Just now? I’ve been steaming in this 
thing from the start. 


D-45195: Maybe you should take it off. Let it 


air out. 


D-45189: | see we’ve got ourselves a master 
of the comedic arts. Yo Command, any chance 
we can go find some shade or something? 


Command: Request granted, Alpha. Please 
be sure to record the geography around you 
for future expeditions. 


D-45189: Will do, Command. 


Expedition Alpha traverses approximately 4 
kilometers on foot. The surrounding land is 
largely uniform, lacking vegetation and very 
flat. D-45196 spots a ravine in the distance, 
and Alpha proceeds toward it. Irrelevant 
dialogue redacted. 


D-45195: There’s a shallower slope over 
there. We can try getting down that way. 


D-45189: Good. 


Expedition Alpha arrives at the bottom of the 
ravine. 


D-45189: Damn, that was hell on my feet. At 
least it’s cooler down here. 


D-45195: I’m heading off to get some sleep. 
Be nice if you shut it for a while. 


D-45189: Command, how long can we be 
expected to stay in this place? 


Command: About 21 more hours, Alpha. We 
recommend you find somewhere to sleep. 


D-45189: Well shit. 


The remainder of the expedition passes 


without note. Irrelevant dialogue redacted. 
Upon recovery, all soil samples have 
disappeared. 


+Show logs for Expedition Beta 


2 D-personnel (D-37901, D-409914) and Agent Masozi, 
were equipped with heat retardant suits, video and audio 
recording equipment, standard rations for one day, anda 
suite of matter analysis devices. Objective is to 
determine the material composition of SCP-3025-A. 


All personnel appear in the SCP-3025-A. 
[BEGIN LOG] 
Masozi: Checking in, Command. 


Command: Copy that Agent. How’s the rest of 
the team? 


Masozi: The D-class are holding up just fine. 
D-379012: [Unintelligible] 

D-409914: You got that right. 

Masozi: For the most part. 


Command: Copy that. Expedition Beta, 
Command requests that you begin soil and air 
analysis as soon as possible. 


Masozi: Yes sir. 


Analysis is completed. Tests show that the soil 
is composed of a mixture of silicates and 
unidentified organics. The air is a nitrogen/ 
oxygen mix, with abnormally elevated levels of 
sulfur dioxide. Agent Masozi reports these 
findings. 


D-379012: How long we been standing out 
here, man? 


Masozi: About half an hour, sir. 


D-409914: Any chance we can go back now? 
I’m starting to sweat pretty hard. 


Masozi: Command, one of the D-Class is 
requesting cooler conditions. Permission to 
move? 


Command: Permission granted, Beta. 


Expedition Beta traverses approximately 14 
kilometers on foot. The landscape is entirely 
unfamiliar, and much rougher than that 
experienced by Expedition Alpha. It is 
theorized that each activation of SCP-3025 
may reveal different locations within 
SCP-3025-A, or perhaps an entirely new 
iteration of it. 


Masozi: There! | think | see a cave. 
D-379012: [Unintelligible]. 


Masozi: Command, we've found a possible 
rest stop. 


Command: Proceed, Agent. Good luck. 


Expedition Beta builds a rudimentary camp in 
the shelter of the cave. 


D-379012: You're trying to kill us. That’s what 
it is. 


Masozi: | can assure you that our mission 
objective does not involve anyone dying. 


D-379012: Sure. Whatever you say. How long 


SCP-367: Little Dog 


Item #: SCP-367 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-367's containment area is 
to be checked daily for damage done by SCP-367. Any and all 
damage to containment area is to be repaired immediately. Should 
damage exceed that which can be repaired in a 12-hour period, 
SCP-367 is to be moved to a temporary containment area and kept 
under constant observation while repairs are made. Any attempts by 
SCP-367 to damage or escape containment are to immediately be 
met with Chemical Suppression Tactic A-11 (CST A-11). 


Every two hours, SCP-367 is to be provided with one (1) kilogram of 
"feed", which may be composed of any available bio-matter. In the 
event that no suitable bio-mass is available, other items may be 
provided for consumption and CST A-11 is to be placed on stand-by 
in case of rejection behavior by SCP-367. SCP-367 is to be weighed 
after each feeding period to monitor weight and density increase 
leading up to division. 


Additional instances of SCP-367 forming in containment are to be 
disposed of. No unprotected interaction with SCP-367 is to be 
undertaken unless it is within thirty (30) minutes of a feeding period. 
SCP-367 may not be removed from the containment area without 
approval by Site Command. No instances of SCP-367 are to be 
released to staff for any purpose other than testing. 


Description: SCP-367 appears to be a small dog of variable breed, 
most often appearing as a small, brown puppy. SCP-367 exhibits a 
slightly elevated appetite and activity level for a dog of its apparent 
age and size, and does not sleep, but otherwise behaves as 
expected for a dog. 


SCP-367 is a massive single-celled organism, composed of what 


‘till we leave? 

Masozi: Should be another 18 hours. Settle in. 
D-379012: Jesus. 

D-409914: Ain't no Jesus here, son. 


Irrelevant dialogue redacted. At 10 hours and 
6 minutes after mission start, D-379012 is 
excavating a makeshift bed from the soil of the 
cave floor. 


D-379012: Shit, this is tough. Hey , think 
you can come over here and help me? 


D-409914: Nope. 


D-379012: Thanks, asshole. | swear to god I’m 
hitting bedrock right now...fuck. [Pause] Oh, 
fuck. This thing’s big. 


Masozi: What is it? 


D-379012: | think | found a gold nugget. Jesus, 
this thing’s gotta be the size of my head. 


D-379012 redoubles her efforts. 


D-379012: Shit, I’m gonna be so rich. | can 
buy my way out of the system. Start again. 
Shit. 


Command: We'd like to request you gather a 
sample of the nugget. We have analysts 
looking at the incoming footage now. 


Masozi: Wow, you're right. It actually looks 
like gold. 


D-379012 finishes extracting the nugget and 
attempts to lift it out of the ground, but fails. 


D-379012: Wow, its heavy. , help me lift. 
I'll give you a share of the cash. 


D-409914 is visibly distressed. 


D-409914: I’m not taking any of the devil’s 
treasure. You’re on your own. 


D-379012: Man, knock it off. This is important. 


Masozi: That nugget could weigh more than 
three hundred pounds. I’m not sure we could 
move it even if we all lifted. 


Command: Our analysts agree that the item is 
composed of near pure gold. It also appears to 
be too massive to move. We request that you 
attempt to remove a small sample for further 
analysis. 


Masozi: | have a scraper, but | don’t think you 
could get any more than a few flakes. 


D-379012: Watch me.