SCP-2725 was finally contained in 1993, when it was sighted 
hovering just above the surface of the Pacific Ocean, five hundred 
kilometers west of with its camouflaging field disabled. Initial 
investigation of the ship showed that SCP-2725-1A was active, 
repairing a damaged gas cell and the device presumed to be 
responsible for generating the cloaking field. SCP-2725-1D was 
found sitting in the cockpit of the airship. After securing the vehicle 
the Foundation dragged it to the hangar of Site-88 for further study. 
Examination of SCP-2725-1D revealed that it made a recording on 
its radio: 


Final Log: After my repeated failures in destroying the 
serpent, | am regrettably forced to surrender my badge 
of duty. My superiors told me that the fate of my ship or 
my crew is beyond my concern now. | don't know what 
will happen from this point on, but | sincerely hope that 
someone else can succeed where | failed. The skies will 
never be safe so long as that monster lives. 


Addendum: 

During the examination of SCP-2725-1D, researchers recovered a 
bronze key around the subject's neck. Exploration of SCP-2725 
showed that the key unlocked a previously-inaccessible chamber in 
the ship. This chamber was presumed to be SCP-2725-1D's living 
quarters. From this room the Foundation recovered the following: 


* 19 wall trophies of unknown organisms, presumed to have 
been caught and stuffed by SCP-2725-1D. 

¢ Several maps dating back to the 1930s and 40s. 

* A photograph depicting SCP-2725 and its crew, as well as five 
unknown individuals and an unidentified flying creature. The 
note on the back says "1962- V-Day!" and is signed by the 
labels G.M. 


¢ Pieces of an M1 Garand. 
« Three red eggs weighing approximately 45 pounds. Analysis 
confirms that they are dormant. 


« SCP-2724 | SCP-2725 | SCP-2726 » 


SCP-2726: Post Ghost 


Item #: SCP-2726 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: One instance of SCP-2726, 
designated SCP-2726-001, is kept on a private page operated 
by the Foundation. The account in question must not interact with 
any other accounts, and is used exclusively for the purpose of 
performing research on SCP-2726 and communicating with 
SCP-2726-A. One individual, currently Dr. Prasad, is to remain the 
sole direct observer of SCP-2726-001, and must adhere to an 
appropriate cover story during interactions with SCP-2726-A. As Dr. 
Prasad and SCP-2726-A have developed a rapport, the cover story 
restriction has been lifted for the duration of Dr. Prasad's 
involvement with the SCP-2726 project. See Interview Log 2726- 
D3. 


Personnel are to manually search , beginning with the known 
acquaintances and general milieu of "mashedpork", for instances of 
SCP-2726. Each page must be viewed on no less than eleven 
separate occasions before SCP-2726's absence can be confirmed. 
Instances must be deleted upon identification, and all known viewers 
must be amnesticized as appropriate. Web Crawler 
MASHEDPORK-OA-2726 is set to remove all material referring to 
SCP-2726. 


Description: SCP-2726 is the collective designation for an 
estimated 200 25 posts on social media site , attributed to the 
user "mashedpork". The account in question was deleted before 
SCP-2726 developed anomalous properties; as such, SCP-2726 is 
composed of those posts that were shared to another user's page 
prior to the account's deletion. The original operator of mashedpork 
has not been identified conclusively." 


The contents of SCP-2726 are controlled by a sapient entity, 


designated SCP-2726-A, claiming to be a "ghost" of mashedpork's 
operator. SCP-2726-A communicates by altering the contents of 
SCP-2726 in real-time via an unknown method; changes can be 
detected by refreshing the web browser, and input can be sent to 
SCP-2726-A using 's built-in "Reply" function. SCP-2726-A is 
aware of how many individuals are observing SCP-2726 at any 
given time, as well as any conversations it has had with the 
individuals in question. 


SCP-2726 instances and their contents cannot be located by any 
tested search algorithm, all of which ignore SCP-2726's presence. 
Individuals deliberately searching for SCP-2726 will frequently 
(~80% of the time) fail to identify the presence of an instance on any 
site with other content, making it difficult to confirm that SCP-2726 is 
not present on any given page. 


Interview Log 2726-D3 


SCP-2726-A was interviewed on 2016-07-18 by Dr. Prasad. No 
specific agenda was set for the interview; to date, it has been the 
most informative with regards to SCP-2726. The transcript is 
presented in standard format for readability purposes. 


+ Show interview 
SCP-2726-A: mooooom just five more minutes 
Dr. Prasad: Is this a bad time for you? 


SCP-2726-A: time is illegal for ghosts actually. 
what's up? 


Dr. Prasad: The usual. Work is slowing down 
at least. 


How are you feeling? 


SCP-2726-A: as it turns out ghostland does 
not have prozac so. still sad. i'm working on it. 


but then again that stuff is probably why i'm 


position to strike balls not yet thrown. 


SCP-314 has correctly predicted when a researcher will only 
pretend to throw an object, as well as when a researcher will fail to 
throw an object into the kill radius despite intent. 


Multiple fast-moving targets, such as bullets fired into the kill radius, 
can produce speeds from SCP-314 that exceed the sound barrier, or 
even create the appearance of SCP-314 existing in more than one 
location simultaneously. 


Experiment 314-230 flooded the containment room within Site 47. 
SCP-314 was able to strike at the encroaching liquid with such 
speed and consistency that it created an irregularly shaped dry 
sphere within its kill radius. The ground below SCP-314 remained 
dry at all times. In previous tests (and accidents) SCP-314 has 
allowed liquid to fall upon the ground within its kill zone. 


When SCP-314 detects motion close to the edge of the kill radius it 
moves in erratic patterns that observers have variously interpreted 
as "threatening", "graceful", or "playful". These motions sometimes 
correspond to the individuals that provoke them, suggesting that 
SCP-314 may have some means of recognizing or remembering 


individuals to whom it has previously been exposed. 


Containment Breach 7/12/20 At approximately 3:23 PM local 
time, SCP-314 exited its previously-defined area of operation and 
cut through the walls of Site 47 before returning to its place of origin. 
No personnel were harmed during this event. This time 
corresponded with an offsite review on whether or not SCP-314 
should be reclassified as Safe. Whether this is coincidence or not is 
yet to be determined, but it clearly demonstrates that we do not 
know everything about this object or its motivations, or if it is capable 
of having any. Classification remains Euclid. 


-Dr. Williams. 


« SCP-313 | SCP-314 | SCP-315 » 


dead so i can't complain. 


iim not even sure i can actually commit ghost 
suicide. is double death possible in real life? 


Dr. Prasad: That's not really my area of 
expertise. 


SCP-2726-A: | Wish A Green Asshole Would 
Break Into My Ghost House And Shoot A 
Mouth Laser At Me Double-Killing Me Instantly 


oh hey is today the 18th 
Dr. Prasad: Yep. 


SCP-2726-A: it's been two months since i was 
created then woohoo 


Dr. Prasad: | thought you died on May 14th? 


SCP-2726-A: well yeah but it took the lads 
four days to get this set up. surprisingly getting 
a ghost to replicate your dead friend on the 
Online is a really involved process. 


apparently you have to make a sacrifice to the 
corn god which is pretty fucked up since corn 
is a mother fuck of a shit. 


Dr. Prasad: Replicate? 


SCP-2726-A: it's like that one episode of hack 
mirror where she gets a robot looking like her 
dead bf that acts like him cuz it downloaded all 
of his social media posts. 


except instead of a robot i'm a ghost. 
Dr. Prasad: Oh. That makes sense. 


SCP-2726-A: have i mentioned that dick mirror 


sucks? 


you know what i'm gonna rant about that show 
now. 


Dr. Prasad: Go right ahead. 


SCP-2726-A: like putting aside the fact that 
they flip a coin about whether to put banksy on 
the writing team for each episode and how 
they could do so much more if they weren't 
stuck on one episode per setting they just 
have no clue about the whole scope of things 
that technology can actually do. 


i mean not everyone runs with weirdo magic 
netizens so that's probably not a fair criticism 
but still like believe me when i say that half of 
this stuff is like super pedestrian from my 
standpoint of view. 


"ohh in this dystopia everybody has to jog all 
the time and reality tv is shallow and it's mean 
bluh bluh" 


yeah tell me when you can downvote people 
into popcorn hell and also rig their posts to 
blow up in real life. maybe that'll get my 
attention. 


i'm probably not doing a good job of making 
my point here. there's a reason | don't do litcrit 
shit. 


Dr. Prasad: You're doing fine, but if there are 
specific examples of things you think might 
happen in real life, that would help drive it 
home. 


SCP-2726-A: nice try officer. 


Dr. Prasad: Can you blame me though? 


SCP-2726-A: yes. bad boy. “hits you with a 
rolled-up newspaper* 


Dr. Prasad: “Phases through it because I'm a 
hologram* 


SCP-2726-A: it's a holographic newspaper. 
Dr. Prasad: In that case, "Ow." 


SCP-2726-A: anyways where were we? i feel 
like we got off track. 


Dr. Prasad: You were talking about how you 
became a ghost, and then you 
complained about Black Mirror. 


SCP-2726-A: oh right. that's one mystery 
solved for ya. 


Dr. Prasad: Any idea why your posts are so 
hard to find? 


SCP-2726-A: oh yeah i was wondering when 
you'd ask that. 


like you know those urban legends and stuff 
where something spooky is out on the web 
somewhere but nobody knows where and it's 
just sort of a mystery thing you'd run into at 
some point? 


Dr. Prasad: | think | know what you're talking 
about, yeah. 


SCP-2726-A: well that's indisputably cool as 
fuck but also not something you can normally 
do these days. 


day 1 thing happens 


day 2 someone finds thing and it goes viral 


day 3 it's trending on google and twitter 


day 4 buzzfeed article You'll Never Guess 
How This Girl's Friends Memorialized Her 
After Her Suicide 


day 5 fine bros video Teens React To Digital 
Ghost 


etc. 


the internet ruined the internet so we don't get 
to have nice things any more. 


the lads knew how i felt. thankfully magic is 
real so they set this up for me and i get to just 
be a chill thing that people happen across 
every once in a while without being a big deal. 


Dr. Prasad: That sounds awfully nice of them. 


SCP-2726-A: yeah i'm a creepypasta now. 
dysphoria = cured. 


Dr. Prasad: Maybe I've heard of these "lads"? 


SCP-2726-A: i mean i don't know if you 
specifically have but we both know you're a 
janitor sooo 


Dr. Prasad: You're confusing me with my 
younger brother, | think. 


SCP-2726-A: Imao you're so bad at lying. i 
mean janitor as in you're one of the guys that 
goes around and cleans up all the magic stuff 
that happens. like you're with the government 
or something. 


Dr. Prasad: It's that obvious to you? 


SCP-2726-A: i mean i figured it out eventually. 


but whatever i maintained a strictly cool calm 
and collected internet persona (i've been in full 
control of my emotions with every keystroke i 
make) so i literally do not know how to hold 
that against you. weird huh. 


sometimes i wonder how i felt about stuff in 
life. 


the lads are 'gamers against weed' they pretty 
much do internet stuff with magic. 


Dr. Prasad: Oh. | think I've heard of them, 
actually. 


SCP-2726-A: yeah i thought so. 


they say hi btw and they want me to tell you 
"ur a binch" 


Dr. Prasad: I'm flattered. 
Can | ask another question, incidentally? 


SCP-2726-A: i literally don't know how to shut 
up like if you keep talking i'm pretty sure i have 
to keep responding. 


so the answer is always yes to things like that 
but i'm just gonna lie if i don't feel like 
answering. 


Dr. Prasad: How would | go about getting a 
ghost like you, if | needed one for something? 


SCP-2726-A: what 


Dr. Prasad: Is that such a surprising question, 
considering what it is you say | do? 


SCP-2726-A: yeah i kind of assumed you 
already knew how to do that it's such a 


common thing. 
Dr. Prasad: I'm afraid not. 


SCP-2726-A: oh huh. well you pretty much 
just rent them for like a hundred and eighty 
euros a year and you can put them into pretty 
much anything if you know how but they won't 
really do anything without some information to 
imprint. 


otherwise they'll just be like the most generic 
people possible and it's the most unnerving 
goddamn thing on the planet. 


and once your time is up they just kinda go 
back to the netherworld and whatever they 
were in stops working. it's pretty great honestly 
like there's no hassle and it's all chill. 


sometimes you get dead bodies though which 
is less chill. 


Dr. Prasad: Hm. That explains a lot, actually. 


Where could | rent a ghost? You left that part 
out. 


SCP-2726-A: i'm not gonna lie dude. 


if you could just borrow souls for whatever the 
hell you people wanted, i really don't want to 
know what you'd use them for. 


i doubt it would be anything as nice as this. 
so i'm not gonna tell you. 
Dr. Prasad: Well, | had to try. 


SCP-2726-A: yeah i know. *whap whap* 


Dr. Prasad: Stop that. 


Or continue, if you prefer. That's all the time | 
have for today. I'll see you tomorrow? 


SCP-2726-A: this newspaper still has your 
name on it but i guess it can deal. see ya. 


Footnotes 

1. Information given by SCP-2726-A corresponds to Jadzia 

of Kalisz, Poland (deceased as of 2016-05-14). However, there is no 
conclusive evidence that Jadzia operated mashedpork. 


« SCP-2725 | SCP-2726 | SCP-2727 » 


SCP-2727: Do6pbix my)K4nH 


Item #: SCP-2727 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Each entrance to SCP-2727-1 
is to be closed off upon discovery, and the proceeding area 
searched for instances of SCP-2727-2. Instances of SCP-2727-2 
are to be terminated on site if found outside of the area containing 
instances of SCP-2727-1. Testing of SCP-2727 is to be approved by 
at least one Level 4 Personnel. 


In incidents in which instances of SCP-2727-2 become hostile, each 
known entrance to SCP-2727 are to be guarded by at least three 
security agents until all hostile activity ceases. 


Description: SCP-2727-1 refers to various models of subway trains, 
located inside several subway stations across the island of ; 
Greece. Instances of SCP-2727-1 have been found to have _ station 
entrances throughout the island. The interior of the subway stations 
resembles those from the late 1950's. The boarding area for 
instances of SCP-2727-1 have been measured to go as far as 
meters in length. The subway stations have been recorded to have 
support pillars every fifteen meters in any open direction. 


SCP-2727-2 refers to humanoid individuals found inside 
SCP-2727-1 and the subway stations. Instances of SCP-2727-2 
typically resemble Homo sapiens, but lack any facial features. 
Instances of SCP-2727-2 are typically docile. During times when an 
instance of SCP-2727-1 is present within the current subway station, 
large amounts of SCP-2727-2 will enter SCP-2727-1, while an equal 
amount of SCP-2727-2 will exit the instance of SCP-2727-1. 


During explorations of SCP-2727-1, SCP-2727-1 have been 
recorded to move to other stations not on the island. Train stations 
explored by SCP-2727-1 have been shown to be vastly different, 


including architectural and anomalous changes. Changes include: 


Station architecture matching that of Gothic work. 

Several holes of various sizes along the walls, ceiling, and 
floors of the station.