L1: There's your answer. On the count of 
three, we rush out the house and out the 
village. Keep running. Don't stop. Don't slow 
down or slap at the buggers. Just keep 
running. Got it? 


L2: Got it. 
L3: Got it. 
L4: Got it. 
L1: Good men. Okay. One. Two. Three - 


On the count of three, L1 pushes the door 
open and breaks into a sprint, followed closely 
by the rest of Lambda-12. Although the 


camera recording from this point suffers from 
heavy motion blur, no mosquitoes are visible, 
and the sky is clear. Despite this, each 
member of the task force reacts as if being 
attacked by a large quantity of mosquitoes. 
This behavior persists as the task force exits 
the boundary of the village and for 
approximately half a kilometer into the jungle. 
Once the task force is two kilometers from the 
village, Lambda-12 calls for extraction. Log 
ends. 


History of SCP-2350: 


Historical records of the ASCI@ indicate that SCP-2350 is descended 
from a memetic weapon used by Spain in the Spanish-American 
War, based on an Aztec prayer to Malinalxochitl$. The efficacy of the 
Spanish weapon was limited by the primitive state of European 
memetics: the carrier sound had to be made by a hand-held 
noisemaker, did not cause any physical effects, and affected both 
Spanish and Americans. As such, the weapon did not contribute in 
any meaningful way to the Spanish war effort, and research on the 
weapon was relinquished to the United States as part of the Treaty 
of Paris of 1898. 


Records collected by Soviet intelligence indicate that the United 
States attempted to refine the weapon for use in both World Wars by 
developing an inoculation against the meme for use by Allied forces. 
The necessary breakthroughs to develop memetic inoculations were 
not arrived at until 1947; as such, SCP-2350 did not see usage in 
either world war. 


Pentagram‘ research records acquired by the Foundation indicate 
that the first inoculation for the weapon was developed in early 

1950, enabling its first deployment via naval shelling at the Battle of 
Incheon. The weapon would see further use as a tool to deny enemy 
supply lines and hold major chokepoints during the war. It is 
suspected that several canisters of the weapon were breached at 
the Battle of Unsan to cover the retreat of American forces: 
recovered Chinese records of the battle make repeated reference to 
large swarms of mosquitoes abruptly materializing at crossing points 


along the Yalu River and attacking all Chinese forces that attempted 
to pursue the Americans. 


The form of the weapon classified as SCP-2350 was developed by 
the Special Operations Division of the United States Chemical Corps 
and deployed en masse during the Vietnam War under the 
codename Agent Black; in addition to having an increased swarm 
growth rate, the weapon was able to induce physical injuries in its 
victims. At some point prior to 1961, SCP-2350-1 began to manifest 
in Vietnam. The American inoculation was ineffective against this 
form of SCP-2350, enabling it to attack both communist and anti- 
communist forces indiscriminately. 


The United States attempted to curtail the spread of SCP-2350-1 
through their herbicidal warfare campaign Operation RANCH HAND; 
although this attempt was partially successful, it had the added 
effect of defoliating huge portions of otherwise unaffected jungle and 
displacing thousands more Vietnamese civilians. As of 2005, the 
United States has not acknowledged the existence of SCP-2350 and 
has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the Foundation to gain access 
to its historical anomalous archives through traditional channels. 


Footnotes 

1. later identified as SCP-2350 

2. American Security Containment Initiative 

3. the Aztec goddess of snakes, scorpions, and insects 
4. the occult branch of the Department of Defense 


« SCP-2349 | SCP-2350 | SCP-2351 » 


Russian. Package contains no text, other than the label, a bar code, 
and a label indicating manufacture in Lyon, France. Contained 25 
teardrop-shaped candies, each printed with a phrase thematically 
relating to the dissolution of a romantic relationship (e.g. "I drink to 
forget you"; "You are the reason for my restraining order"; etc.) 
Testing revealed each candy contained 1 milligram of Cyanide. 


Money entered: 250 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: An unlabeled package filled with gummy bears. 
Analysis found they were completely normal (if anything they 
contained slightly less sugar then the average bag usually does). 
Subject D-4221 reported they were delicious and refused to give 
them back. It was decided he could keep them. Testing concluded 
for the day. 


Note: Before the following experiments, SCP- _ briefly broke 
containment. While it was quickly recontained, it was not before the 
site's power supply was damaged and had to be shut down for 
repairs. It was decided to test SCP-261 with the back-up generator 
running to see if any notable differences were apparent. Labeled as 
"Partially Powered" for the sake of consistency. 


Money entered: 250 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Partially Powered 

Item description: A 2-liter container filled with what was suspected 

to be milk. Had the "Bad Value" logo on it, a possible parody of " 
"which is owned by -_ .D-4242 decided to try it. Said it "tastes 

like what would result if you mixed goat milk and cow milk". 

Interestingly, the expiration date read "2/14/3127" 

Note: "It honestly isn't that bad. Don't know what you guys are 

freakin’ out about." - D-4242 (Dr. Walter insisted this be written 

down) 


Money entered: One 500-yen coin with a hole drilled into it, with 
thick yarn tied through the hole; small amount of duct tape added 
over hole to ensure coin would not be lost. After inserting, string was 
pulled and coin was successfully retrieved. Dr. Yatts, whom was 
present the last time this was attempted, seemed very nervous as it 


SCP-2351: A Wild Goose Chase 


Item #: SCP-2351 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2351 is to be contained 
within a shared enclosure at Bio-Research Area 32. Instances are to 
have their flight feathers annually clipped to ensure inability to fly. 
Apart from this, SCP-2351 instances require no containment 
procedures. For instructions regarding routine care, see 
Document-2351-D. 


Description: SCP-2351 is the collective designation of three 
specimens of adult, female Branta canadensis, commonly referred 
to as Canada goose. SCP-2351 specimens (designated 
SCP-2351-1, -2, and -3 in order of capture) display no behavioral 
abnormalities, and appear physically indistinguishable from non- 
anomalous Canada geese save for their effect on human observers. 


Any human being who visually perceives an instance of SCP-2351 
will experience a compulsion to imitate the vocalizations of a 
Canada goose, maintaining such behavior for as long as they 
maintain visual contact. Pictures and visual recordings of SCP-2351 
do not carry this effect. The mechanism behind SCP-2351’s 
anomalous nature has yet to be determined. 


Subjects, including those made aware of SCP-2351’s anomalous 
properties, will perceive their behavior as voluntary, claiming their 
actions were performed out of personal amusement. Affected 
subjects demonstrate an increase in morale following exposure to 
SCP-2351. 


SCP-2351-1 and SCP-2351-2 were captured in New York, NY 
between the dates of July 3 and July 8, 2015. SCP-2351-3 was 
captured in Albany, NY on July 12, 2015. A detailed timeline may be 
found in Document-2351-H: Capture and Containment of SCP-2351. 


Addendum: 


During the capture of SCP-2351-3, a message was found attached 
by a rubber band to its right leg: 


Hepatitis B: 780,000 

Hepatitis A: 350,000 

Typhoid Fever: 200,000 

Measles: 145,000 

[Crude drawing of what appears to be a large lizard]: 129 
[Outline of a humanoid figure with disproportionately 
large head]: 14 

[Detailed pencil drawing of three Canada geese]: 0 


Are We Cool Yet? 


« SCP-2350 | SCP-2351 | SCP-2352 » 


SCP-2352: A Sorta-Dead Vlogger and Their Clingy 
Extradimensional Fan 


Item #: SCP-2352 
Object Class: Neutralized (formerly Euclid) 


Original Containment Procedures: SCP-2352 videos are to be 
copied onto Site-15 online media servers, with backups stored in 
those of sites 8, 17, 19, 24, and 56. The original uploads are to be 
suppressed from public viewing in accordance to standard 
DIAMOND’ protocols. Webcrawler SB985R ("Simon to Simon") is to 
scan for any references to "Simon M "or "SimonM34" on 
YouTube or other social media sites. If there is successful 
confirmation of a match, agents embedded within said sites are to 
be notified as soon as possible, with Class-| amnestics to be 
dispatched when needed. 


SCP-2352-1's corpse is stored in Site-15's Medium-Security 
Biological Storage. Due to the events of SCP-2352-Broadcast-66, in 
the event that a SCP-2352-Broadcast event occurs, any Foundation 
personnel present are to immediately vacate SCP-2352-1's 
containment area until its cessation. No less than four (4) security 
cameras are to be in place and active in said containment area at all 
times. 


Efforts to permanently contain SCP-2352-2 are ongoing. 


Special Containment Procedures: As of 07/18/15, SCP-2352 
broadcasts have ceased, and the channel SimonM34 has been 
deleted. SCP-2352-1 was transferred to its original burial site 
06/17/17; surveillance of SCP-2352-1's surviving relatives is to 
continue until 09/07/20. SB985R is to be modified to scan for 
keywords pertaining to SCP-2352-2's characteristics indefinitely. 


Description: SCP-2352 is the collective designation for videos 
uploaded onto the YouTube channel SimonM34. There are currently 


128 instances of SCP-2352 on record (see Document 2352-U, 
Notable Instances of SCP-2352-Broadcast-#). With few exceptions, 
all broadcasts involve SCP-2352-1's diatribes on a range of topics, 
from the minutiae of its life to its limited knowledge of global events. 
SCP-2352 broadcasts themselves exhibit no anomalous properties; 
the only hazard that they pose is that of information breaches should 
they not be suppressed timely. 


SCP-2352-1 is the corpse of Simon M . SCP-2352-1 isa 
Caucasian male with brown eyes and black hair, age 17 at time of 
death. Due to the circumstances of its death, subject has second 
and third-degree burns across 65% of its body, with the highest 
concentration around its hands and facial region. SCP-2352-1 
shows no anomalous properties when not under the effect of 
SCP-2352-2. 


SCP-2352-2 is a humanoid, extradimensional entity composed of 
what is presumed to be a biological crystalline construct. 
SCP-2352-2 lacks any facial features, and possesses an 
androgynous body-type; no vocalizations from the entity have been 
recorded. For reasons currently unknown, SCP-2352-2 is only 
visible when recorded via video or surveillance camera; all 
Foundation attempts to perceive it by other means have resulted in 
failure. Efforts to contain it have been similarly unsuccessful, though 
due to the entity's frequent close proximity to SCP-2352-1 
redundancy has been put into question. 


An SCP-2352-Broadcast event occurs when SCP-2352-2 makes 
contact with SCP-2352-1. An event is initiated by SCP-2352-2 
placing its hand against the forehead of SCP-2352-1, causing 
spontaneous reanimation in the subject3. SCP-2352-1 will then 
speak of a random topic in a manner consistent with broadcasts 
prior to its death. SCP-2352-1 will give no acknowledgement to 
other occupants of the room that subject is in, with the exception of 
SCP-2352-2. An SCP-2352-Broadcast event ceases with 
SCP-2352-1's body becoming inert, and subject returning to its 
original position. 


After a varying period of time‘, a corresponding SCP-2352 instance 
will be uploaded onto the SimonM34 channel. These broadcasts are 
implied to have been recorded and uploaded by SCP-2352-2, 


although the methods of how it is able to do so are unknown. 


SCP-2352 was first discovered when during a routine scan, 
Webcrawler J159DI ("That Weird Part of YouTube Again") flagged 
an upload of the analysis channel " "which covered the 
contents of SimonM34 up to broadcast 65. The video had garnered 
4500 views and 135 comments before DIAMOND protocols were 
enacted; was subsequently questioned, with Class-B 
Amnestics administered after it was concluded they were ignorant of 
SCP-2352's true nature. 


Further research into SCP-2352 prior to containment brought up an 
obituary for SCP-2352-1, listing cause of subject's death as a result 
of an electrical fire at its home in __, DE, of which the subject was 
the only casualty. SCP-2352-1's remains were recovered prior to its 
burial; Class-C amnestics were given to mortuary staff and subject's 
surviving family afterwards. 


Number Description 

1 SCP-2352-1 is in its bedroom, 
making rambling observances of 
one of United States President 
[REDACTED]'s speeches. No 
anomalous activity. Length of 
2:41. 

2 SCP-2352-1 is seated in its 
kitchen, spending the first twelve 
seconds of the video pouring itself 
a glass of milk. The remainder of 
the broadcast is spent by subject 
airing its grievances against its 
ex-girlfriend (identified as Sue 

). First appearance of 
SCP-2352-2 in the background, 
passing outside of an overlooking 
window; however, it is unknown if 
the entity was aware of it being 
filmed, or if subject was aware of 
its presence after filming. Length 


29 


63 


of 4:72. 

SCP-2352-1 is in its bedroom, 
commenting about what it 
believes to be shortcomings on 
the concept of copyright. At 0:26, 
SCP-2352-2 is partially visible in 
the hallway through subject's 
partially open doorway, turning its 
head towards subject as they 
speak. The entity remains in that 
position until 4:32, after which it 
moves to the left out of frame. 
Length of 4:54. 

SCP-2352-1 is slowly walking 
through its neighborhood, making 
several disparaging remarks 
towards reality television stars. 
SCP-2352-2 can be seen in the 
background several times behind 
SCP-2352-1, although the exact 
number is difficult to ascertain 
due to the shaky nature of the 
footage. At 7:20, subject appears 
to finally notice the entity's 
presence, turning around with the 
camera pointing at a small 
clearing. SCP-2352-2 is nowhere 
to be found, and SCP-2352-1 lets 
out a string of disbelieving 
expletives before presumably 
shutting off the camera. Length of 
7:58. 

SCP-2352-1 is in its room, 
expressing frustration with its 
then-upcoming mid-terms. No 
appearance of SCP-2352-2 or 
any other anomalous activity. 
Length of 6:16. 


Note: SCP-2352-1's death occurred in the gap between broadcasts 


63 and 64. 


64 


65 


First broadcast be be filmed 
exclusively by SCP-2352-2. 
Broadcast is composed of 
SCP-2352-1's cadaver, sitting in 
storage in [REDACTED] 
Mortarium prior to its burial. 
Footage starts out shaky, but 
gradually steadies until the 9:30 
mark. Length of 10:00. 
SCP-2352-1 is reanimated by 
SCP-2352-2 for the first time. 
Subject expresses confusion 
towards SCP-2352-2 for 30 
seconds, before going in a tirade 
against the practice of picketing 
funerals. Length of 2:59. 


Note: SCP-2352 was contained\between Broadcasts 65 and 66. 


66 


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