SCP-3274-872: I'm trying to remember but 
there's something stopping me, | think it has to 
do with what happened. | remember we sent a 
probe to the future but when | try to think about 
it... it hurts. My head's full of walls stopping me 
from thinking and | know I'm the one who put 
them there. Why did | do that? 


Dr. Shahid: Stay focused Amira. What 
happened to the probe? 


SCP-3274-872: Oh god, my husband. | hada 
husband and | remember. | remember what it 
did to him. 


Subject undergoes tonic-clonic seizure and the 
interview is halted. 


<End Log> 


Interview 872-20: 12/06/2017 
Interviewed: SCP-3274-872 


Interviewer: Ms Sadana, hypnotherapist. Also 
present were Dr. Shahid, six medical staff and 
one security guard. 


Foreword: The primary goal of this interview 
was to establish the exact nature of 
SCP-3274-A and identify preventative 
measures which could be taken. 


In order to counter the secondary memory 
block present in SCP-3274 additional methods 
were authorised. These consisted of multiple 
sessions of hypnotic priming as well as the 
usage of mnestic drug AQUA-RED at an 


elevated dosage of 2500mcg. A craniotomy 
was also performed to grant greater access for 
memory enhancing electrostimulation. 


<Begin Log> 


Induction of the trance state has been 
removed from this report for brevity 


Ms Sadana: That's great Amira, you're doing 
very well. Now | want you to think back to what 
we discussed. What happened when you sent 
the probe to the future? 


SCP-3274-872: | hear a countdown. Five. 
Four. Three. Two. One. The probe is gone. | 
check the energy readings and they're within 
levels. Someone cheers. There's another 
countdown for the return. Five. Four. Three. 
Two. One. The probe is still gone. Confusion, 
my supervisor shouting questions. Energy 
levels are spiking, higher than what's 
supposed to be possible. | yell out but 
everyone's yelling now. It's gone beyond the 
five years it was supposed to, beyond the point 
where our estimates are useful. The 
connection is lost. 


We try to work out what happened but it 
doesn't fit with any of the theoretical models. | 
get frustrated and | leave to call my husband. | 
lie to him about what | do but he knows 
something's wrong. He tells a joke that makes 
me smile and- 


Ms Sadana: How does this relate to 
SCP-3274-A Amira? Try to stay focused, our 
time is limited. What happened to the probe? 


SCP-3274-872: The probe comes back wrong. 
Wrong time, wrong place, just wrong. 


Something came back with it, a signal that 
spreads everywhere. The Site locks down. No- 
One in, no-one out, endless talking huddled in 
dark rooms. My husband is trapped outside 
and | can't speak to him. Nothing we do stops 
it, even the Retrocausal Engine only makes it 
worse, moving its arrival further and further 
back. People outside stop being human. 


Ms Sadana: It must have some weakness, 
some way we can beat it. If it can use time 
travel to change things so can we. How do we 
stop it? 


SCP-3274-872: Panicked talks in secure 
rooms. Theories and speculation. Not physical. 
Not reality altering. Just information, data 
transmitted from the future, data that wants to 
replicate and spread. Data that takes control of 
people's minds, and their bodies. It can't be 
stopped. It can't be stopped. It can't be 
stopped. 


Dr Shahid authorises an increase in cerebral 
electrostimulation 


Ms Sadana: Focus Amira, don't get distracted. 
Serve the Foundation and tell us how to stop 
this thing. 


SCP-3274-872: | think... | think that time travel 
was always a trap. It was never really ours, the 
signal just needed us to build it. We should 
never have ran here, we should never have- 


Oh god. | remember now. | can't stop the 
memory, oh god make it stop. The sound, the 
numbers, the people, all of it. I'm not supposed 
to remember, no-one was supposed to 
remember.... 


Monitoring equipment detects complete 
shutdown of cerebral activity indicating subject 
death. Medical staff can be heard attempting 
to revive the subject but cerebral activity does 
not resume for the remainder of the recording. 


Dr. Shahid: OK, | think we can close the 
interview here. Excellent work Ms Sadana, the 
information we've attained here is invaluable. 
There are several others who've responded 
well to the mnestic that | want interviews 
conducted with as soon- 


SCP-3274-872: [MEMETIC HAZARD 
REDACTED] 


Dr. Shahid: What the hell was that? Get her 
sedated now. 


Ms Sadana: Amira please, | need you to- 


The remainder of the recording is unintelligible, 
largely consisting of screams of pain and 
unidentified high frequency sounds. Following 
the death of all attending staff emergency 
procedures were activated and the room was 
flooded with high pressure irradiated 

dihydride which was then ignited, incinerating 
the room's contents. Termination has been 
assumed to be successful. 

<End Log> 


Footnotes 
1. Pancreatitis, nausea, seizures, death. 
2. No record of Site Gimel-Thaumiel exists in Foundation databases. 


SCP-3275: Excuse me, this is the wrong pizza. 


Item #: SCP-3275 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Any manifestations of 
SCP-3275 are to be closely monitored; currently the Foundation is to 
allow SCP-3275 to occur so long as the phenomenon manifests 
exclusively under specific controlled conditions. 


All instances of SCP-3275-1 that come to Foundation attention are 
to be confiscated for analysis and subsequently disposed of using 
designated anomaly-byproduct receptacles. Any instances of 
SCP-3275-1 ordered by assigned personnel are to be delivered to a 
facility owned by the Foundation (see general procedure below). 


Level-2 or higher security clearance is required for experimental 
handling of SCP-3275-1 instances. Personnel interacting with 
SCP-3275-1 are required to wear a Level A hazmat suit or similar 
PPE while the pizza box in question is open. Personnel assigned to 
SCP-3275 are to make note of any SCP-3275-1 instances that 
deviate significantly from reasonable expectations, and report such 
incidents to the SCP-3275 Project Head. 1 


SCP-3275-2 is currently allowed to maintain employment at 

Pizza.2 SCP-3275-2 is not to be given any delivery orders involving 
unauthorized customers. Should a particularly hazardous instance of 
SCP-3275-1 manifest, SCP-3275-2 may be detained for questioning 
or additional cautionary action. 


The general procedure for ordering and receiving a delivery of 
SCP-3275-1 occurs as follows: 


* A secure phone call3 from a Foundation-owned 
non-site building is made to the Pizza dining 
establishment SCP-3275-2 is employed at, 


requesting a pizza delivery. SCP-3275-2 is 
specified to be the deliverer. Any toppings noted in 
the order may be determined by the Foundation 
researcher who will perform analysis of the 
generated SCP-3275-1 instance. 


¢ Aninstance of SCP-3275-1 will be delivered to a 
Foundation-owned facility equipped with biological 
containment capabilities; security guards are to 
allow SCP-3275-2 entrance to the facility upon 
confirming identity via CCTV cameras. 
SCP-3275-2 will deliver the instance to a security 
station. Security personnel have been instructed 
not to make direct physical contact with the 
cardboard box containing the instance of 
SCP-3275-1. 


A designated Foundation staff member will 
intercept SCP-3275-2 and exchange the instance 
of SCP-3275-1 for the standard payment for the 
corresponding non-anomalous pizza variant, as 
per the Pizza menu. SCP-3275-2 is to 
vacate the premises as quickly as possible without 
raising suspicion. 


The intercepted instance of SCP-3275-1, 
remaining in its cardboard carrying box, is to be 
transferred to a chemical experimentation room; 
from this point, only researchers assigned to 
SCP-3275 may handle the instance. Said 
researchers will analyze and prepare 
documentation of the instance of SCP-3275-1, 
which is to be subsequently disposed of in 
accordance with its composition. 


Description: SCP-3275 is a recurring anomalous phenomenon that 
affects commercially-produced pizzas delivered by individual 
(designated as SCP-3275-2). Pizzas affected by SCP-3275 
are referred to as instances of SCP-3275-1, and have been noted to 
differ in the extreme from orders placed by customers; specifically 
requested toppings will be absent, and explicitly unwanted ones will 


be present. 


Furthermore, instances of SCP-3275-1 might possess some sort of 
unpalatable addition to the pizza, including excess of toppings not 
ordered by the recipient, variants of standard pizza ingredients 
giving off unpleasant odors, and inedible objects embedded into the 
pizza. (Addendum 3275-A contains various experiment logs with 
examples of different SCP-3275-1 manifestations.) 


SCP-3275-2 ( ) is anon-anomalous human male, who is 22 
years of ageasof - - .SCP-3275-2 stands 1.81 meters tall, and 
weighs 68.5 kilos; a mugshot is available upon request (contact the 
Project Head for such details) for Foundation employees assigned to 
SCP-3275. It is noted that SCP-3275-2 frequently appears sloppily- 
dressed or seems to be suffering from lack of sleep. SCP-3275-2 is 
currently employed as a pizza delivery-person for Pizza, and 
at present has held this position for 3 months. It is noted that every 
pizza SCP-3275-2 has delivered following Foundation intervention 
has invariably become an instance of SCP-3275-1. 


Security camera footage retrieved from SCP-3275-2's workplace 
seems to indicate that the SCP-3275 anomaly manifests at some 
point following SCP-3275-2 receiving a pizza for delivery, and 
preceding said delivery to the customer who placed the order. 
SCP-3275-2 has been recorded receiving correctly-prepared pizzas 
from the kitchen staff, confirming delivery to the correct addresses. 
The retrieved store footage further indicates that SCP-3275-2 does 
not interfere with or sabotage any pizzas given to him. SCP-3275 
has not been recorded to affect any other delivery staff of 

Pizza, and SCP-3275-2 insists that no other anomalous activity has 
occurred to him at any other point in his life.4 It is unknown at which 
point in time during the delivery process SCP-3275 actually occurs. 


Presently, the consensus regarding SCP-3275's range of effect is up 
for debate. Recent analyses of SCP-3275-1 instances have shown a 
certain degree of instability in SCP-3275 manifestations, suggesting 
that there is reason to be wary of further unpredictable variation 
concerning the anomaly and its range of occurrence.° 


Addendum 3275-A: Selected excerpts of notable incidents and 
experimental logs. 


Show Incident and Experimental Log excerpts 


Incident Log 3275-000 


Date:(-- ) 

Ordered: Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. 
Delivered: Ham pizza with mushrooms. 
Notes: This incident brought SCP-3275 to the 
Foundation's attention. The order was made 
from the home of Dr. O'Nelly (a Research 
Assistant assigned to Site-76), who upon 
receiving the delivery was subjected to 
SCP-3275-2's complaints of the recurring 
problem. O'Nelly requested that SCP-3275-2 
be brought in for questioning by the 
Foundation, after calling Pizza _ to 
confirm SCP-3275-2's claims. 


Experiment Log 3275-002 


Date:( - - ) 

Ordered: Sausage pizza_ with olives, 
mushrooms and cheddar. 

Delivered: Tuna pizza with garlic, asparagus, 
basil and mozzarella. 

Notes: SCP-3275-1 instances confirmed to 
not necessarily contain the same number of 
toppings as requested in the order. 


Experiment Log 3275-004 


Date:(-- ) 

Ordered: Pizza with nothing on it, aside from 
the standard tomato sauce bottom layer. 
Delivered: Pizza crust with eggs and 
meatballs spread over it. A shredded rubber 
glove was also present, lying in the center of 
the pizza. 

Notes: While the tomato sauce was usually 
present by default, it seems that explicitly 
asking for the sauce caused it to be absent 


here. The glove, as noted by SCP-3275-2 
(who was also sneezing profusely), seemed to 
be "just another fucking thing that would make 
me look bad on the worst days". 


Experiment Log 3275-010 


Date:(-- ) 

Ordered: Sausage pizza with pineapples and 
eggplant, no $100 bills. 

Delivered: Pepperoni pizza with hot sauce 
and seven $100 bills, all burnt, crumpled or 
ripped to the point of being useless. No serial 
number could be identified from the bills. 
Notes: SCP-3275-1 instances can contain 
non-food toppings, which manifest as_ if 
prepared like regular, edible ingredients. 


Experiment Log 3275-012 


Date: ( - - ) 

Ordered: Pepperoni pizza with olives and blue 
cheese. 

Delivered: Ham pizza with bell peppers and 
liquid diphenadione®. 


Notes: This is the first time SCP-3275-1 
manifested a topping unsafe for human 
consumption. The cooks at Pizza report 
that they do own ‘a container of Kil/Rat, a 
brand of rat poison. SCP-3275-2 noted to have 
appeared particularly ill upon delivery of this 
pizza, prompting intervention by Foundation 
personnel. SCP-3275-2's living conditions 
were noted to be hazardous due to unwashed 
laundry, undisposed trash, and buildup of 
mildew near windows. 


Experiment Log 3275-013 


Date: ( - - ) 
Ordered: Ham pizza with pineapple and red 


peppers. 
Delivered: Ham pizza with pineapple and red 


peppers. 
Notes: Prior to returning to work, SCP-3275-2 
noted that he "finally got around to" cleaning 
his apartment and responding to utilities bills 
he had neglected. SCP-3275-2 was noted to 
have shaved his facial hair and improved his 
personal hygiene regimen as well. 


Experiment Log 3275-019 


Date:(-- ) 

Ordered: Cheese pizza. 

Delivered: Cheese pizza with excess quantity 
of tomato sauce. 

Notes: SCP-3275-2 observed to have been 
regressing to previous health-hazardous 
behaviors, most notably neglecting personal 
hygiene. Provision of additional intervention 
was discussed and deferred for the time being. 


Experiment Log 3275-025 


Date:( - - ) 

Ordered: Cheese pizza. 

Delivered: Sausage pizza covered with 
Camponotus sp. (carpenter ants). Closer 
inspection revealed all ant specimens to have 
been infected by a radioactive variant of the 
insect-pathogenising fungus Ophiocordyceps 
unilateralis. 

Notes: At time of delivery, SCP-3275-2 was 
noted to have a severe cough. Investigation of 
SCP-3275-2's apartment uncovered an unpaid 
electricity bill and a _ cabinet filled with 
inexpensive "instant meals" and_ dirty 
disposable plastic utensils. | Foundation 
intervention reinstated; SCP-3275-2 given 
access to therapy and a regular apartment 
cleaning service. 


SCP-421: Shoal of Driftwood 


Item #: SCP-421 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-421 is contained near 
Sector-28 by means of a steel anti-submarine net positioned across 
the mouth of the bay found at °N, °W. The net is to be 
examined for damage weekly by Sector-28 staff, or immediately 
upon observation of abnormal behaviour of SCP-421. Civilian 
shipping should be prevented from entering the bay; nautical charts 
have been altered to indicate the presence of subsurface rocks 
dangerous to vessels throughout the area. 


The bay containing SCP-421 has been dredged by Foundation 
vessels to allow for simulation of a deep sea environment, as it is 
believed this encourages SCP-421 to remain docile. SCP-421 
should be 'fed' on a bimonthly basis; standard feed consists of a 
wooden fishing vessel, typically at least 15 metres in length and 
preferably in a dilapidated condition. The feed vessel should be 
floated out into the middle of the SCP-421 bay before being scuttled. 
It is noted that SCP-421 could theoretically consume significantly 
more material than it is currently provided with; current feeding 
protocols are designed to maintain the total mass of SCP-421 at the 
present level.