SCP-1914: They started keeping me in a glass 
box in a big room. Couldn't see what was 
around me, but | think it was a lobby or 
something. People would walk by all the time 
when | was awake. Sometimes they'd stare at 
me, sometimes they'd just ignore me and keep 


walking. They shut me down every now and 
then to fix me up and then it was back in the 
box | went. 


Dr. Samesh: Did you ever ask to be let out? 


SCP-1914: Yes. They said they had to hold 
onto me because I'd outlasted the other 
prototypes. They wanted to see how long I'd 
keep running for. 


Dr. Samesh: How long did that continue? 


SCP-1914: Until you lot showed up and 
brought me here. Not sure how long that was. 


Dr. Samesh: Very well. That's all the 
questions | have for today. 


SCP-1914: Wait. Could you do something for 
me? 


Dr. Samesh: What's that? 


SCP-1914: Tell my mum and dad I'm alright? 
Mr. and Mrs. John [REDACTED], No. 
[REDACTED] Street, Birmingham. They must 
think I'm dead by now. 


Dr. Samesh: We'll look into it. 
SCP-1914: And one more thing. 
Dr. Samesh: Yes? 


SCP-1914: How's the war going? Have we 
won yet? 


<End Log> 


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Addendum: During surgery on / /20 toreplacea 
damaged valve in SCP-1914's pulmonary pump, the 
words "Mark 1 Refurbished Infantry Personnel: Prototype 
1916-317A, Property of Prometheus Labs (Patent 
Pending)" were discovered embossed on a metal plate 
attached to the pump. Investigation into a link between 
Prometheus Labs and the British government during the 
First World War, and any further cooperation between 
the two thereafter, is pending. 


« SCP-1913 | SCP-1914 | SCP-1915 » 


SCP-1915: Status Quo 


Item #: SCP-1915 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1915 is to be kept in its 
self-modified humanoid containment unit. Furniture and sustenance 
are unnecessary, as SCP-1915 provides them itself. One guard is to 
escort SCP-1915 during its daily walk around the designated yard. 
No expensive or sensitive equipment is to be brought into 
SCP-1915's vicinity. 


Description: SCP-1915 is a Caucasian man, thirty three (33) years 
old, of an unexceptional build and height, identified as by 
the documents it was carrying on its person at the time of its 
retrieval. A background check revealed no relatives or close friends. 
SCP-1915's anomalous nature stems from a localized causality 
abnormality which negates any significant long term changes to its 
body, personality, memory or lifestyle. SCP-1915 alters reality in its 
close vicinity as is necessary to maintain its personal status-quo. 
SCP-1915's effects are largely limited to non-living matter 
manipulation and internal mental manipulation, and are incapable of 
permanently affecting living creatures other than SCP-1915 itself. 
SCP-1915 does not appear to be aware of its anomalous properties, 
and the mild-to-moderate discontent it expressed concerning its life 
during several interviews suggests it possesses limited, if any, 
control over them. SCP-1915 is unaware of its containment, 
believing it is still employed at the offices of the now defunct 
Corporation, where it was recovered. 


Addendum-1915-A: Incident Log 1915 
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Incident-1915-A 


Date: / /2 
Location: Offices of the Corporation, : 


Description: During its initial recovery, SCP-1915 was 
escorted to Site-17 by Mobile Task Force Delta-17 
(“Green Caps”). As it was being transported, SCP-1915 
altered MTF Delta-17’s armored vehicle to the form of a 
No. city bus, which SCP-1915 used in its commute to 
work while it was still employed. SCP-1915 was 
seemingly convinced the members of the Task Force 
were other passengers. Agent , who was driving the 
vehicle at the time, was briefly convinced that he was the 
bus driver, and assumed the bus’s usual route. Verbal 
persuasion from other Task Force members proved 
sufficient in negating this effect, and SCP-1915 was 
safely transported in the altered vehicle to Site-17. 


Incident-1915-B 
Date: / /2 


Location: Site-17, Humanoid Containment Wing, Cell 
257 


Description: Upon arriving at its designated cell, 
SCP-1915 converted it to an exact replica of its 
apartment (located at [REDACTED)). Electronic devices 
continued functioning without an external power source, 
and the bathroom maintained both a running water 
supply and sewage access. When removed from the 
converted cell, objects did not retain this anomalous 
property. SCP-1915 assumed that escorting Site security 
members and researchers are neighbors and local 
service givers. 


Incident-1915-C 
Date: / /2 


Location: Site-17, Humanoid Containment Wing, cell 


257, Maintenance Closet 17 


Description: The morning following its initial 
containment, SCP-1915 exited its cell (despite it being 
locked), and entered a nearby maintenance closet. Site 
security dispatched to the scene discovered the closet 
was converted to mimic SCP-1915's cubicle at 5 
including working telephone and internet connections. 
When confronted by Site security, SCP-1915 apologized 
for "coming after hours to finish the budget report", 
claiming that it needed the extra income. 


Addendum-1915-B: Interview Log SCP-1915-3 
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Interviewer: Dr. 
Interviewed: SCP-1915 


Forward: This interview was held a week after 
SCP-1915's recovery. During that time, 
SCP-1915 has maintained the same set daily 
routine. 


<Begin Log> 
Dr. +: Good afternoon, SCP-1915. 


SCP-1915: Oh, hello. The 'k' is silent, by the 
way. Are you new around here? 


Dr. :SCP-1915, are you aware of where you 
are? 


SCP-1915: Hmm? Oh, in the office, of course. 
Dr. _: This isn't your office. 


SCP-1915: Well, of course it's not mine. | was 
passed for promotion again. 


Dr. : That's not what | meant... | don't think 
so, at least. 


SCP-1915: Don't worry about it, happens all 
the time. People look at me and say, ‘look at 
this guy, he must have an office by now, 
worked for the company for so long, after all, 
dedicated man like him.' But no, it's the cubicle 
life for me. So, what's your position? 


Dr. : Er. Junior accountant. Bernstein's 
team. 


SCP-1915: You guys are on the third floor, 
right? 


Dr. : Yeah, next to the coffee machine. 
SCP-1915: That's where Lisa works, right? 
Dr. : Um, sure, | guess. 


SCP-1915: Could you tell her to... | dunno, 
give me a call sometime? 


Dr. : Sure? 


SCP-1915: You know what, forget it. She's just 
going to reject me. Don't tell her anything. At 
least that way | can still dream. 


Dr. : That's...nice. Listen, | think the boss is 
waiting for me, so- 


SCP-1915: Oh, sure man, sure. You have a 
good day, you hear? Don't be a stranger. 


<End Log> 
« SCP-1914 | SCP-1915 | SCP-1916 » 


SCP-1916: Zero-Gee-Whiz! Moon Rocks™ 


Item #: SCP-1916 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of 
SCP-1916 are to be stored in a sealed crate in the secure 
warehouse at Site 85. Prominent signage is to be placed on and 
inside the crate indicating that SCP-1916 is non-edible. Mobile Task 
Force Xi-1964 (Slugworth's Sizzlers) are to monitor distributors and 
vendors of confections and confiscate any instances of SCP-1916 
found in circulation. 


All testing of SCP-1916 is to be conducted on D-class personnel 
who have been implanted with subdermal tracking devices. 
Outdoors testing is authorized at the remote facility adjacent to Site 
85; in the event that an affected D-class breaches containment, use 
of surface-to-air weaponry to neutralize the test subject is 
authorized. Pending a full review of the results of Experiment 
1916-6-1, all testing on SCP-1916-6 is prohibited. 


Description: An instance of SCP-1916 consists of six hard sugar 
confections of the type commonly referred to as "jawbreakers" or 
"gobstoppers", designated SCP-1916-1 through SCP-1916-6. 
Chemical analysis indicates that SCP-1916 are primarily composed 
of sugar and trace amounts of common food additives and colorings, 
as well as significant quantities of [REDACTED]. Each individual 
candy is spherical, measuring approximately 3 cm in diameter, and 
is brightly colored in a distinct pattern as follows: 


* SCP-1916-1 is a uniform shade of bright red. 

* SCP-1916-2 is colored a light beige with whitish streaks. 

* SCP-1916-3 is white with several darker sections arranged in 
a pattern resembling the Earth's moon. 

* SCP-1916-4 possesses several horizontal streaks colored 
orange and white, with several small white and red spots, 


including a single large red spot. 

* SCP-1916-5 is a uniform shade of black. 

* SCP-1916-6 is a uniform shade of black with a large white 
question mark printed across one side. 


SCP-1916's anomalous effects manifest when an individual candy is 
consumed by a human being. Within 10-20 minutes of consumption, 
the individual's weight will increase or decrease by a fixed 
percentage based on which candy the subject has consumed. No 
physical change in the subject's size or mass has been observed in 
conjunction with this effect; the means by which SCP-1916 produces 
this effect is not currently understood. The subject will function as 
though the gravitational field of their current environment has been 
significantly altered; subjects testing SCP-1916 have in certain 
instances demonstrated an ability to jump or carry well in excess of 
normal human ability, and in several instances have proven able to 
escape Earth's gravitational field entirely as the result of their own 
physical ability. This effect lasts for approximately 90 minutes before 
gradually dissipating. Test subjects who survive the effects of 
SCP-1916 show no indications of long-term illness. Additional 
effects have been associated with particular candies; refer to 
Experiment Log 1916 for details. 


At present, the Foundation is in possession of 738 unique instances 
of SCP-1916, each identical in packaging and composition. Each 
instance of SCP-1916 is individually wrapped and contained in a 
cardboard box measuring approximately 20 cm x 30 cm x 6 cm, with 
the individual candies held in a plastic tray within the box. The front 
face of the box features a stylized image of a child wearing a 
transparent glass helmet over his head and riding on the back of a 
Saturn rocket in outer space, emblazoned with the product name 
"DR. WONDERTAINMENT'S ZERO-GEE-WHIZ! MOON 
ROCKS™". The following text is printed on the rear side of 
SCP-1916's packaging; 


HEY THERE, SPACE CADETS! 


Can't wait until you're old enough to go to outer space for 
real? Dr. Wondertainment is here for you! Dr. 
Wondertainment's Zero-Gee-Whiz! Moon Rocks™ are 
guaranteed to give you the closest thing to being a real 


live astronaut! Enjoy hours of high-tech high-jinks as you 
explore the gardens of Venus and sail the seas of the 
Moon, all in your own back yard! 


Each package of Dr. Wondertainment's Zero-Gee-Whiz! 
Moon Rocks™ contains six different flavors for a real 
out-of-this-world experience: 


MARTIAN CHERRY: Explore the canals of the Red 
Planet in style! 


VENUSIAN BERRY: Dip beneath the clouds of our 
closest neighbor! Be careful - the air down there is 
thicker than water! 


LUNAR LIME: Is the Moon really made of green cheese? 
You'll find out when you're only one-sixth your regular 
weight! 


JOVIAN JELLY: Take a swim in the Great Red Spot on 
the biggest planet of them all! 


OUTER SPACE STRAWBERRY: Find out what it's really 
like in outer space - the Zero-Gee-Whiz way! 


PLANET X: What's it like on the undiscovered planets? 
You'll have to try it to find out! 


Disclaimer: Not for outdoors use. Do not consume more 
than one Dr. Wondertainment's Zero-Gee-Whiz! Moon 
Rock™ every four hours. Do not consume in conjunction 
with Dr. Wondertainment's Ultra-Fizz Diet Phosphate™. 
Your definition of "high-jinks" may vary from that used by 
Dr. Wondertainment. Dr. Wondertainment is not 
responsible for any injury, accident, illness or death 
resulting from misuse of Dr. Wondertainment's Zero- 
Gee-Whiz! Moon Rocks™. 


Experiment Log 1916: 


Experiment 1916-1-1 
Subject: D-85021, weighing 76.2 kg 


Object tested: SCP-1916-1 
Result: Subject's weight reduced to 28.6 kg. 


Experiment 1916-2-1 

Subject: D-96234, weighing 48 kg 

Object tested: SCP-1916-2 

Result: Subject's weight reduced to 43.2 kg. Following dissipation of 
effect, subject experienced symptoms of severe decompression 
sickness and died 6 hours after consumption from causes 
resembling high altitude cerebral edema. 


Experiment 1916-3-1 

Subject: D-23341, weighing 104.3 kg 

Object tested: SCP-1916-3 

Result: Subject's weight reduced to 16.6 kg. During an outdoors test 
of ability to lift heavy objects, subject made a running jump and 
reached escape velocity. Subject was not recovered and is 
presumed dead. 


Experiment 1916-4-1 

Subject: D-105421, weighing 117.9 kg 

Object tested: SCP-1916-4 

Result: Subject's weight increased to 298 kg. Subject complained of 
intense pain and suffered multiple arm and leg fractures while 
attempting to move. 


Experiment 1916-5-1 

Subject: D-23094, weighing 61.2 kg 

Object tested: SCP-1916-5 

Result: Subject's weight reduced to 0 kg. Subject displayed an 
ability to move freely through the air by pushing against surfaces 
and displayed no indications of being affected by atmospheric 
friction. 


Experiment 1916-6-1 

Subject: D-68052, weighing 43.1 kg 

Object tested: SCP-1916-6 

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]. 82 fatalities at test facility due to 
exposure to gamma radiation; 438 non-lethal instances of radiation 
poisoning. Remains of subject have not been located. 


« SCP-1915 | SCP-1916 | SCP-1917 » 


SCP-1917: Industrial Revelation 


Item #: SCP-1917 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1917 is located within 
Area-1917-1, where it was initially discovered. There has yet been 
no cause to remove it, and the risk of disturbing its current self- 
containing behavior has been deemed sufficient reason to allow it to 
remain. Site-127 has been established to facilitate containment of 
both SCP-1917 and other nearby anomalies, and is located at 
ground level above the Area. 


As SCP-1917 is capable of providing all components necessary to 
its survival and has resisted all efforts to modify its routine, it 
requires no human interaction to contain. Instead, the containment 
team is to attempt to research the history of Gol-004F, establish 
neutral or positive relations with other former members of the group, 
and prevent public awareness of the religion as a whole (see CotBG 
Suppression Protocol Alfa-Hotel-RATCHET for more details). 


Description: SCP-1917 is a sapient biomechanical humanoid of 
abnormal strength and size. It stands 3.5 metres tall, can lift weights 
upwards of 1,500 kg, and has demonstrated sufficient knowledge to 
repair, maintain, and make minor improvements to its own structure. 
The entity possesses (among other augmentations) two additional 
arms extending from the shoulderblades, continuous track 
mechanisms in place of the feet and lower legs, and interlocking 
metal plates replacing all skin below the neck. SCP-1917 is fully 
powered via a (presumably anomalous) miniature steam engine 
housed in the chest area, needing abnormally small quantities of 
fuel to continue functioning. The entity does not require any 
sustenance beyond fuel and a small quantity of water, and 
controlled tests have shown it to be capable of surviving in highly 
toxic, low-oxygen environments. 


SCP-1917 resides within a subterranean complex on the outskirts of 
Manchester, England, designated Area 1917-1. The structure 
consists of three main sections, listed as follows: