D-15384: Shut the fuck up! Oh, god, where the 
hell are these voices coming from? 


Researcher —: D-15384, please calm down. 


D-15384: (mumbling) Fucking easy for you to 
say. Okay, | got a piece of the flesh. I'm going 
ahead. God, it's really soft and unstable. It's 
like- 


(Subject is heard screaming) 
D-15384: No, no! No! Fuck! 
Researcher =: What happened? 


D-15384: I'm stuck! My foot got stuck the 
second | stepped onto this- this- flesh shit! Ow, 
it's burning through my shoe. What do | do? 


Researcher ~ : Try taking your shoe off. 


D-15384: Fuck! I'm trying! Ow! Shit, what's 
happening? 


(The ducts in the cavity begin secreting fluids 
and organisms resembling leeches. The fluid 
begins to flood the base of the cavity. A soft 
hissing is audible. Metal pipes that come into 
contact with the fluid are observed to 
degrade.) 


D-15384: Damn it! Smells like puke and 
burning rubber. Ow! It burns! 


Voice: (laughs) Are you fucking with me? All | 
have to do is spend a day in some fucking 
abandoned house? 


Voice: No! Look at the god damn display! I'm 
running low on battery. 


Voice: Let go of me! Let go, you shit bastard! 
Help [gurgling] 


D-15384: Shut up! Come on, come on! 


Researcher — : Lock yourself in the 
bathroom. Try to find another way out. 


(Subject manages to free himself. The shoe is 
observed to be pulled into the folds of the 
cavity and is dissolved. The subject proceeds 
to close the bathroom door, and is observed to 
be extremely distressed.) 


D-15384: My foot is burning. The skin is raw. 
Oh, my god. What the fuck is happening? Who 
was that talking? What- Oh, no! Fuck! 


(The faucets of the sink and bathtub begin 
secreting digestive fluids, identical to that seen 
within the anomalous cavity. A number of 
leeches are also observed exiting the faucets.) 


D-15384: You've got to be shitting me! 
Researcher _ : Turn off the taps. 
(Subject does as instructed.) 


D-15384: Fucking can't! They turn back on 
after I try. The drain's clogged with something. 
Ow! It's splashing everywhere! 


Researcher — : Climb up onto the toilet seat, 
see if you can find another way out. We're 
doing what we can to find your location. 


D-15384: Hurry! It's filling up quick! God damn 
it! What the hell is going on? Ow, ow! It's 
coming out of the toilet as well! 


(Subject attempts to scoop up some of the 
digestive fluid with a cup, to throw into the 
toilet. Subject ceases after the second attempt. 
Puddles of digestive fluid are observed to form 


around the bathroom.) 
D-15384: Shit! Got it on my hand. Fucking- 


Researcher =: D-15384, do you see a 
ventilation shaft above the toilet? Maybe you 
can squeeze through it. 


D-15384: Yeah, but there's a fan in the way. 
Screw it, I'm busting it open. (Subject is 
observed to retrieve a wrench from behind the 
toilet.) 


(The bathroom door is heard opening. The 
subject turns to see a large volume of 
digestive fluids and leeches pouring through.) 


Voice: There's someone down here. A body. 
Someone died down here. 


D-15384: Fuck! 


(Subject succeeds in removing the fan, and 
proceeds to scream, as an unidentified object 
falls onto him. The camera falls into the fluid, 
and the image is obscured.) 


Researcher =: What happened? 


D-15384: There's a dead body! God, damn it! 
It fell on me! Help! (screaming) I'm burning! 
[inaudible] 


Researcher _ : Get out of there. Get the 
camera and get out of there. 


(Subject is heard crying and screaming, but 
successfully retrieves the camera. The video 
quality is damaged as a result of the digestive 
fluid.) 


D-15384: Doctor, | got burned really badly 


when | fell in. On the toilet now. The room's 
filling up. (crying) Please help me. The 
window, it's- 


Researcher _ : Get into the ventilation shaft. 
Explain what happened. 


D-15384: Okay, okay, I'll try. Fucking hell. It's 
filling up. (crying) Those things from outside 
the window. They're- 


(The subject is heard screaming) 
Researcher —: D-15384? 


(The sound of a toilet flushing is heard, and 
the camera appears to fall at a rapid pace. 
Rushing water is visible, removing the 
digestive fluid from the lens.) 


Researcher — : What's going on? 


(The interior of a sewage pipe is visible. The 
water rapidly turns red with blood, around 3 
leeches appear on screen, and the lens breaks 
before the video feed is terminated.) 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Approximately 12 hours 
later, the tissue sample obtained by the 
subject appeared within the bathroom. DNA 
sequencing revealed it to be identical to tissue 
from D-10221. No cadaver was found in the 
ventilation shaft of the bathroom. 


Addendum 3607-2a: On / /2002, activity was detected from the 
printer in the study of SCP-3607. It was observed to produce a 
single document. 


A remote-controlled drone was utilized to recover the document, 
listed in the following text: 


making those difficult decisions on behalf of the 
Foundation and has decided the following measures: 


1. That the patient be considered as lost collateral. 
Mental health considerations need not apply. 


2. That this lost collateral is considered a deterrent 
to SCP-466's development and hence be considered 
a primary component in aiding containment. 


3. That said primary component be maintained and 
kept in a reasonable functioning state. 


4. That all identity and details regarding the primary 
component be expunged from all records. 


5. That staff who are tasked with handling SCP-466 
be screened for specific moral objections that may 
conflict with containment protocols. 


With these measures in place, the ethics committee 
review board grants a conditional approval to the 
following procedures and that they may be enacted 
immediately as such. If you have further questions or 
concerns, please contact us. 


Sincerely, 
Ethics Committee Review Board Secretary 


Footnotes 

1. The purpose of placing them together in a lock box is to ensure 
that collateral is held against SCP-466 as to persuade it to not 
damage the "head". 


« SCP-465 | SCP-466 | SCP-467 » 


Don't come back. Trapped myself in here. If | can't get 
out he can't get out. If he can't get out he can't hurt 
anyone. He made my family disappear. He made me do 
it. He made the prisoners disappear. He made me do it. 
He is me. Don't come in. Makes him stronger. He makes 
bad things happen. | make bad things happen. It's not 
my fault. Can't control him. | don't know what's 
happening with me. I'm sorry. 


Rather than being printed in standard font, the text matches the 
handwriting of Devin __, the youngest former resident of SCP-3607, 
aged 8 years. 


All subsequent attempts to communicate with the entity responsible 
for the message, designated SCP-3607-A, has been met with 
failure. 


Footnotes 
1. This can be observed even if no electricity is supplied to the 
structure. 


SCP-3609: Hati Hrodvitnisson 


Item #: SCP-3609 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3609 is to be held in a 
containment cell at Lunar Area-—32. SCP-3609 is to be monitored 
for any signs of hostile behaviour directed towards the Foundation, 
Foundation personnel, and/or its state of containment under the 
Foundation. 


Personnel interacting with SCP-3609 are to be disinfected of lunar 
soil or lunar rocks prior to contact. 


Mobile Task Force Gamma-4 ("Blondebeard's Crew") is to ensure 
that all paw prints created by SCP-3609 on the Lunar surface are 
erased. 


+ View Previous Special Containment Procedures 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3609 is to be 
held in a containment cell at Lunar Area-32. Lunar rocks 
and/so lunar soil are to be provided to SCP-3609 once 
per day, to reduce hostile behaviour. 


Personnel interacting with SCP-3609 are to be 
disinfected of lunar soil or lunar rocks prior to contact. 


Mobile Task Force Gamma-4 ("Blondebeard's Crew") is 
to ensure that all paw prints created by SCP-3609 on the 
Lunar surface are erased. 


Description: SCP-3609 is a sapient male specimen of Canis /upus 
(grey wolf), with a head-to-tail length of 4.5 m and shoulder height of 
2 m. It is capable of speech in Old West Norse, and surviving ina 
vacuum environment without respiration or protection from space 


exposure. Furthermore, SCP-3609 has been observed to be able to 
manoeuvre itself in low to zero gravity environments with relative 
ease, suggesting that it is adapted for locomotion in such 
environments. 


Although SCP-3609 does not need to eat or drink to survive, tests 
have shown that it can consume lunar rocks, lunar soil or items 
coated with either of the former! without adverse effects to its body. 
It also displays a strong preference for the aforementioned items; 
tests have shown it preferring to consume lunar rocks and/or lunar 
soil over meat from animals typically eaten by members of the Canis 
genus. Likelihood of hostile behaviour has significantly decreased 
since introduction of lunar rocks and/or lunar soil to SCP-3609. 
Additionally, SCP-3609 is not found to have excreted, and it is 
believed to be incapable of excretion. 


SCP-3609 was identified following the Foundation's establishment of 
Lunar Area-32 in Mare Imbrium on / /1998. SCP-3609 exhibited 
hostility during initial Foundation contact, requiring reinforcements 
from Distributed Task Force Sigma-6 ("Puddlejumpers") to 
successfully contain the entity. 


While in containment, SCP-3609 has been observed to produce 
vocalisations only in presence of Foundation personnel, which was 
postulated to be an attempt to communicate with Foundation 
personnel. Said vocalisations were recorded, and it was later 
identified to be Old West Norse. 


Dr. Sigurd Olafsson of the Department of Terra-Linguistics was then 
assigned to conduct an interview with SCP-3609. However, due to 
prerequisite training sessions? and other concurrent projects, an 
interview with SCP-3609 was only arranged by the year 2 . Below 
is a transcript of Interview Log 3609-01. 


Interviewee: SCP-3609 
Interviewer: Dr. Sigurd Olafsson 


Foreword: The following interview is originally 
conducted in Old Norse. As a safety precaution, 
Interviewee and Interviewer are separated by a wire 


fence, which is connected to an electric circuit. Upon 
hostile behaviour, Interviewer is to be evacuated and 
electric circuit is to be activated. 


Additionally, Interviewer is escorted by two members of 
MTF I-4, Agents E. Chang and R. Arch. Agent Chang 
holds the activation mechanism for the electric circuit. 


<Begin Log> 
Dr. Sigurd: Hello there, can you hear me? 


SCP-3609: A reply at last? Why only now that you have 
chosen to reply? 


Dr. Sigurd: Not many nowadays speak this wonderful 
tongue, and | needed time to prepare myself for this 
encounter. I'm still getting used to this environment, truth 
be told. 


SCP-3609: Enough! Answer me. What are you? 
Dr. Sigurd: Sigurd, son of Olaf. 


SCP-3609: Not your name! You. Them. All of you stand 
as tall as the Jotnar3 and Asir,4 yet smell of Midgard. 
What are you? 


Dr. Sigurd: Hmm. We are Man, denizens of Midgard. 


SCP-3609: Man? You? No, Man is small. My claw alone 
can crush a Man. My jaws can break even the sturdiest 
longships of Man. You might have disorientated my 
senses, but your jest is absurd. 


Dr. Sigurd: It's no- [pauses] Okay, tell me more about 
your deeds and accomplishments. Surely they are 
worthy of being heard. 


SCP-3609: Yes. | was so near the accomplishment of 
my purpose. | successfully threw Mani off his chariot 
during my previous round of pursuit, and was about to 


devour him. But ten beams of light from the East 
consumed us, and then | find myself standing under the 
sky of darkness and on that lifeless land. Mani was 
nowhere in sight. Perhaps a trick from Sol, but she is 
only one being. 


Dr. Sigurd: Mani? The moon deity? 


SCP-3609: Yes. Son of Mundilfari and brother of Sdl. He 
who rides the chariot of the moon across the darkened 
heavens over Midgard. 


Dr. Sigurd: In that case, you must be Hati. 


SCP-3609: Yes. Hati Hrdédévitnisson, son of Fenrir and 
brother of Skoll. Fated to devour Mani to free Father. 


Dr. Sigurd: Indeed. After losing track of Mani, how did 
you respond to your situation? 


SCP-3609: | searched all over that lifeless land, 
believing that Mani might be hiding there. But I've never 
seen Mani at all. Only a strange robed Man in this land 
whom | initially imagined to be Mani in disguise, but he 
smelled of both Midgard and a strange foreign scent | 
cannot make anything out of. 


Dr. Sigurd: You can smell when you are outside? 


SCP-3609: No. Scents and sounds do not exist in that 
lifeless land. Only in his and your domains do scents and 
sounds exist. 


Dr. Sigurd: Of course. | want to talk about your past 
encounters with my co-workers. Why you have attacked 
them when they first approached you outside? 


SCP-3609: Who? 
Dr. Sigurd: The people who brought you here. 
SCP-3609: | imagined that they might know of Mani's 


whereabouts, maybe his followers here to mock me. 
They fought back, and so did I. 


Dr. Sigurd: If you initially believed us that we are 
enemies, why did you stop attacking us after being kept 
here? 


SCP-3609: Your smell. It is only in here that | can smell 
you and | know that you are not Mani. In fact, you have 
been offering Mani to me. 


Dr. Sigurd: We did? 


SCP-3609: Yes. Your co-workers frequently offered me 
pieces bearing Mani's essence for me to devour. Of 
course, | will not be placated by such meagreness. | 
must devour Mani, all of him. That is my purpose, and | 
will accomplish it. 


[As SCP-3609 vocalises the statement above, Dr. Sigurd 
turns to Agents Chang and Arch.] 


Dr. Sigurd [in English]: You two, help me here. He's 
saying that we've been giving him things to eat. What is 
it? 


Agent Chang [in English]: Mostly moon rocks, doctor. 


[Dr. Sigurd places his palm on his forehead while 
shaking his head for two seconds. After which, he 
removes his hand from his face, and faces SCP-3609 
again.] 


Dr. Sigurd: | suppose Fenrir will rise if you devour Mani. 


SCP-3609: No if. It will happen. When Skoll and | 
accomplish our purpose, Father will rise again. 


Dr. Sigurd: You truly have Fenrir's interests in mind. 


SCP-3609: | exist for Father to be freed. 


Dr. Sigurd: | can tell. So like he's fated to, he will kill 
Odin. Am | correct? 


SCP-3609: Yes. 


Dr. Sigurd: And as fated, Fenrir will be slaughtered by 
Vidarr, son of Odin. 


SCP-3609: Yes. 


Dr. Sigurd: Therefore, freeing Fenrir will free him from 
living as well. 


SCP-3609: Yes. | exist for Father to be freed. 


Dr. Sigurd: What about you? What will you be doing 
when Fenrir kills Odin? Or when Vidarr kills Fenrir? 


SCP-3609: |, | am not sure. 


Dr. Sigurd: It is as you have said, your purpose ends 
when you consume Mani and Fenrir breaks loose. Do 
think about it. If we're having this engaging conversation, 
you're certainly more than a means to an end. 


[SCP-3609 ceases vocalisation and prowls around its 
containment cell. Dr. Sigurd attempted to call for 
SCP-3609 attention, to no avail.] 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Following Interview, tests using 
lunar rocks and lunar soil are to cease. SCP-3609 has 
not expressed any request for lunar rocks or lunar soil, 
and has shown no notable signs of hostile behaviour. 
Special Containment Procedures updated. 


Footnotes 

1. This postulate is derived from an observation wherein SCP-3609 
is more likely to attack objects that had contact with lunar soil than 
objects that do not have such contact. 

2. Includes special training regarding adaptation to environments 


with low to zero gravity, and interview techniques against hostile 
sapient SCP entities. 

3. A mythological race in Norse mythology who resides in the realm 
Jotunheimr, often associated with giants and monsters.