“There are individuals whose thoughts are just important enough 
that the Foundation is willing to put in this kind of effort,” Donald 
replied, cleaning his glasses. “It’s not as difficult as you might think. 
We open up a Cabinet, scan about two hours’ worth of thoughts for 
anything of use, and then we place the file back and move onto the 
next person. At the end of the day we give Director Holman a report. 
The task forces make one hell of a punch when they already know 
what their target's plans are. ” 


Donald finished with a chuckle, followed by punching the air. He 
then reached into his desk and pulled out a clipboard with several 
forms attached. 


“A few doctors who work on some of the more exciting projects also 


The device seemes to have the capability to use cellular 
data even while out of range of any cell towers. More 
testing is required. 


Input: One (1) Samsung Galaxy phone. 

Setting: Very Fine 

Output: A black, malleable circular disk with a single 
button on the back. Pressing the button causes a 
hologram to begin projecting from a small LED-like 
device on the front. The hologram functions as an 
operating system for the device, which like the output 
produced by the Fine setting never loses cellular service. 
More testing is required. 


Note: | think we should reverse engineer the holographic 
phone produced by the Very Fine test, it could potentially 
be an amazing business opportunity if we can figure out 
how to reproduce it. - Dr. Ahearna 


Name: Dr. Greer 

Date: / /2017 

Total Items: Five (5) blank keycards, not loaded with 
cryptographical access codes. Intended to be used by 
technicians to test new card readers. 


Input: One (1) aforementioned keycard 

Setting: Rough 

Output: A small pile of ground PVC plastic and 
approximately half a gram (0.5g) of magnetic composite 
material. 


Input: One (1) aforementioned keycard 
Setting: Coarse 
Output: One (1) blank keycard, cut in half. 


Input: One (1) aforementioned keycard 

Setting:1:1 

Output: One (1) SCP Foundation identification card. The 
card appeared to belong to "John Doe" and was filled out 
with similar generic information. 


use the cabinets as a form of keeping notes,” he added as he slid 
the clipboard and a pen to Clayton. “I’m going to need you to sign 
these real fast. Standard furniture and office transfer forms. When 
you get to the last page, just use the spot below my name.” 


“So we do this day in and day out?” Clayton began to sign on the 
many dotted lines. The last page was a single yellowing piece of 
paper. It appeared to be a sign-up sheet with a title that read 
"Records Withdrawal." There were at least five different signatures, 
but all of them were crossed out except for Donald's. Clayton signed 
below Donald’s signature, and watched in shock as Donald's 
signature crossed itself out. 


“Actually, that’s what you’l/ be doing day in and day out,” Donald 
gleefully explained. “I’ve done this for the last ten years, and have 
been on the Director about getting me a replacement for the last 
five. Now that you’re on the sign-up sheet, | can get out of here and 
onto better things.” 


“What do you mean?” Clayton’s face grew pale as Donald’s smile 
grew wider. 


“These filing cabinets only work for whoever’s name is most recently 
added to that list you just signed!” Donald got to his feet. “And now 
you’re it! I’m free at last!” 


Clayton remained silent. His expression had become more horrified 
the more and more Donald laughed. 


“Oh, cheer up!” Donald said with a wave of his hand. “You'll be fine. 
| doubt they’ll keep you down here as long as they’ve kept me! In 
fact, I’m sure Director Holman will -” 


Donald was interrupted as two security officers rushed in, 
accompanied by a tall well-dressed man who was out of breath. 


"God damn it, Donald! What the hel/ do you think you're doing with 
the sign-up sheet!" the man bellowed between gasps for air. His 
expression then changed to one of worry as he noticed Clayton. 


“Ah, Director Holman,” Donald addressed the visitor. “I’ve just 


finished showing him the ropes. He’s all signed up!” 
“You didn’t...” Holman uttered. 


“Oh, but | did, Director!” Donald sneered. “I’ve been replaced! Five 
years I’ve been hounding you for relief and every time you promise 
me a replacement you whisk them away to work on some other 
project! | took matters into my own hands this time! There is nota 
god damn thing you can do about it!” 


“Do you have any idea how much you'll set back at least four 
different operations?!” Holman shouted back. “People might die 
because of this!” 


“Oh come on, Director,” Donald frowned. “Don’t judge Clayton’s 
performance already; he hasn’t even started writing reports yet.” 


Holman fell silent at this comment, his right hand rubbing his temple 
as he closed his eyes. 


“Get him out of here,” Holman sighed. The security personnel 
immediately went to work, grabbing Donald by the shoulders and 
forced him towards the door. 


“I've already won, Director!” Donald called back as he was evicted 
from the premises. 


The room quickly went quiet at that point. Clayton looked to Holman 
for answers. 


“I’m sorry about this,” Holman said as he took a few deep breaths 
and then grabbed the Rubik's cube off Donald’s desk. He fiddled 
with the puzzle in his hands as he continued to speak. “Donald had 
twenty years of loyal service up to this point. The man hated this 
assignment, but this is the first time he actively attempted to 
alleviate his situation outside of a strongly worded letter.” 


“Why has he been down here for so long? Why—’” Clayton 
questioned. 


Holman held a hand up to signal that he needed to calm down. 


“The longer you’re continuously bound to the filing cabinets, the 
better you are at reading the transcripts.” Holman placed the Rubik’s 
cube back on the desk. “What you and | see as stream of 
consciousness, Donald read as properly formatted sentences and 
paragraphs. By the time we learned of this effect, he’d already been 
at work for close to four years. We've been meaning to get hima 
replacement for some time now, but there was always another 
person of interest we needed to monitor, and less and less time to 
monitor them in.” 


“You’re not planning on keeping me bound to this thing, are you?” 
Clayton inquired. “You can’t do that!” 


“For the time being I’m going to need you to take one for the team 
and fill this post.” Holman placed a hand on the distraught 
researcher's shoulder. “There are people whose lives depend on the 
information that may be in those cabinets.” 


“You can’t be serious...” Clayton got to his feet. He watched 
helplessly as Holman made his way to the door. 


“I’m sorry, Clayton. There’s nothing | can do at this point,” Holman 
stepped back into the hallway. “I'll get back to you as soon as we 
sort this out.” 


Once he was alone, Clayton looked at a poster on the far wall. It 
depicted a cat hanging from a branch with the term “Hang in there!” 
printed beneath. For a few brief seconds he stood and stared at the 
helpless animal in the poster, but then fell back into his chair and 
placed his head in his hands. 


Paperpushing 


South Coast Paper. If you're from the American southeast, chances 
are you've printed on their stock, and if you're Wilmingtonian, 
chances are you've smelled their production plant on Hwy 74/76. 
This industry giant boasted over 10 million in revenue this year 
alone; you may have asked yourself what a paper company is doing 
with those profits, especially with no publicly known CEO reaping 
the benefits. South Coast Paper had a clean record as a company, 
and had seemingly been treating the east coast well; however, the 
truth of a corporation's motives rarely comes to light, and when it 
does, it tends to get a little ugly. 


That's certainly what happened to our friends over at SCP; clever 
acronyms not considered, it came as a shock to everyone when a 
certain reporter (whose identity will not be disclosed in this segment 
for the purposes of security) employed by a certain publisher 
exposed South Coast Paper as a front company directing profits 
toward everyone's favorite anomalous regulatory agency, the SCP 
Foundation. 


These findings were and are a signification problem; following the 
infamous events of Korea that fully exposed the Foundation and 
their operations, world governments quickly signed into existence 
new legislation that requires the Foundation to disclose — even if 
only in fine print — which organizations and businesses existing in 
the public eye are Foundation-affiliated. Evidence now shows that 
the Foundation operated upwards of 200 front companies in various 
industries — from paper manufacturing to aerospace engineering — 
and generated an estimated 23 billion dollars during their time in the 
shadows, and that's just since 1990. 23 billion dollars of consumer 
trust were funneled directly through the companies' individual 
facades and toward the funding of more containment sites, more 
international presence, more space exploration, and more of 
everything else the Foundation sees as integral to furthering its 
reach. 


To the public, and to readers of that reporter's pieces, it was a 
preposterous discovery. A gross series of actions worth quite a bit 
more trouble than just bad publicity. 


Thus, then came the Plaintiff. 


IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE 
SUPERIOR COURT DIVISION 
FILE NO: TBD 


P.O. BOX 
WILMINGTON, NC 284 


STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA 
COUNTY OF NEW HANOVER 


3 


Plaintiff 
vs. 


SOUTH COAST PAPER, INC. SUBSIDIARY 
OF 

SCP FOUNDATION 

Defendant 


COMPLAINT 


NOW COMES the Plaintiff, 
(“Plaintiff”) pro se, complaining of the 
Defendant and says: 


INTRODUCTION 


The Plaintiff and their employer, Information 
Breach Publications, LLC, regularly conducted 
business with South Coast Paper, Inc., a 
paper supplier in southeastern North Carolina. 
The Plaintiff and their employer express public 


non-support of the SCP Foundation, owner of 
South Coast Paper, Inc. The SCP Foundation 
did not at any point until it was forcibly 
revealed by the Plaintiff allow public 
knowledge of their ownership of South Coast 
Paper, Inc. 


When it was revealed by the Plaintiff that the 
SCP Foundation is the true owner and 
operator of South Coast Paper, Inc., a smear 
campaign against the Plaintiff's public image 
was launched by the SCP Foundation. This 
campaign, taking place both internally among 
Foundation personnel and externally in news 
and local media, was slanderous and libelous 
in nature and needlessly targeted the Plaintiff. 


The SCP Foundation conducts illicit business 
practices operating under a fabricated front 
company, and maliciously continued 
illegitimate business operations with 
Information Breach Publications, LLC despite 
being fully aware that Information Breach 
Publications, LLC is directly against the 
Foundation's motives, goals, and continued 
operation. 


IDENTIFICATION OF PARTIES 


Plaintiff is a citizen and resident of New 
Hanover County, North Carolina. Plaintiff is an 
employee of Information Breach Publications, 
LLC, a publications company specializing in 
exposing illegal and unethical practices 
conducted by the Defendant in multiple 
settings and locations. 


Upon information and belief, the Defendant is 
an extralegal organization having no affiliation 
or obligation to any legal entities other than 
itself, and is regularly exempted from both 


United States federal regulations and 
international/United Nations regulations. 


JURISDICTION AND VENUE 


At the material times alleged herein, the 
Defendant was, upon information and belief, 
acting as a corporate entity based out of 
southeastern North Carolina, with a sales 
office located in New Hanover County, North 
Carolina. 


Plaintiff was, at the material times alleged 
herein, a resident of New Hanover County, 
North Carolina. 


This court does, in fact, have jurisdiction over 
all parties and matters in controversy herein 
and New Hanover County is the proper venue 
for this action. 


FACTUAL ALLEGATIONS 


1. The Plaintiff and their employer, Information 
Breach Publications, LLC regularly conducted 
business with South Coast Paper, Inc., 
believing it to be an independent paper supply 
company. 

2. The Defendant illegally operated and owned 
South Coast Paper, Inc. despite full awareness 
of their questionable public status and the fact 
that Information Breach Publications, LLC 
serves the sole purpose of informing the public 
about fraudulent, unethical, illegal, and 
otherwise questionable activities conducted by 
the Defendant in their many facilities 
worldwide. 

3. When the Defendant's malpractice was 
revealed by the Plaintiff, the Defendant 
responded by slandering the Plaintiff, and 
targeted them not as a representative of their 


employer but as an individual, thereby causing 
irreversible personal damages to the Plaintiff's 
reputation and well-being. 

4. Despite the unlawful and uncivil conduct of 
the Defendant, as well the questionable legal 
status of South Coast Paper, Inc. as a 
legitimate independent company, South Coast 
Paper, Inc. is still in operation. 


FIRST CLAIM FOR RELIEF 
(Unfair and Deceptive Trade Practices) 


5. The Plaintiff hereby incorporates by 
reference the allegations contained in 
paragraphs 1 through 4. 

6. The Plaintiff did willingly do business with 
South Coast Paper, Inc., fully believing it to be 
a functioning business with no ulterior motives 
or hidden corporate ownership. 

7. The Defendant does regularly mislead the 
public about the destination of South Coast 
Paper, Inc.'s profits, not disclosing despite the 
SCP Foundation's now-public operation status 
that profits are benefiting that organization. 
The Defendant is fully aware of the legal status 
of this method of business practice and the 
fraudulence therein. 

8. As a direct and proximate cause of the 
conduct of the Defendant, the Plaintiff has 
been damaged and is entitled to have and 
recover from the Defendant a sum in excess of 
FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ($50,000.00). 


SECOND CLAIM FOR RELIEF 
(Libel) 


9. The Plaintiff hereby incorporates by 
reference the allegations contained in 
paragraphs 1 through 8. 

10. When the Plaintiff exposed the actions of 
the Defendant and the true destination of 


South Coast Paper, Inc.'s income, the 
Plaintiff's status as a well-known reporter in 
the area was used against them in the form of 
a publicity-targeting smear campaign 
published by the Foundation, evidenced by 
information and belief as well as publications 
sourced from SCP Foundation-critical 
information examiners including but not limited 
to Information Breach Publications, LLC and 
informants. 

11. During the Plaintiffs process of revealing 
the illegal processes through which South 
Coast Paper, Inc. transfers profits in full to the 
SCP Foundation, the Plaintiff was regularly 
harassed and questioned in public when 
recognized by Foundation personnel. 
Information and belief sourced from 
Foundation personnel indicates the Plaintiff is 
the subject of an internal "example case" used 
by high-ranking Foundation officials to 
illustrate an anti-Foundation public figure who 
will falsify evidence and incite distrust. 

12. Following the Plaintiff's efforts to expose 
the actions of the Defendant, the Plaintiff's 
reputation and personal security were 
noticeably and irreparably damaged by 
Foundation efforts in a directly intentional and 
slanderous manner. 

13. As a direct and proximate cause of the 
conduct of the Defendant, the Plaintiff has 
been damaged and is entitled to have and 
recover from the Defendant a sum in excess of 
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS 
($200,000.00). 


THIRD CLAIM FOR RELIEF 
(Punitive Damages) 


14. The Plaintiff incorporates herein by 
reference the allegations contained in