All known instances of SCP-3342 have manifested after being 
grown from seed potatoes of other cultivars. No known "original" 
seed potato or cultivar of SCP-3342 has been discovered as of yet; 
it seemingly manifests at random. SCP-3342 may be, however, 
propagated by vegetative cuttings (cloning) of itself. 


The first known instance of SCP-3342 was referred to the 
Foundation by Professor of the University of Idaho College of 
Agricultural and Life Sciences. 


SCP-3342-1 is a group of at least [REDACTED] humans who have 
each undergone an organ transplant using organs provided by 
Project Tinman. Each instance of SCP-3342-1, at some 
indeterminate point ranging between 5 to 6 years following their 
transplant surgery, will experience a sudden and painful 
metamorphosis. Subjects will begin to sprout leafy flowers identical 
to those exhibited by SCP-3342. These flowers will sprout from all 
orifices and hair follicles on the subject, as well as the eye sockets. 
This process takes between 2 to 4 hours, while the subject remains 
conscious and in obvious pain. For the next 4 to 6 hours, the major 
internal organs, excluding bone structure, musculature, and flesh, 
become displaced by dozens of instances of SCP-3342. 


Within 24 hours of this process, SCP-3342-1 will no longer display 
any signs of human consciousness. SCP-3342-1 does not respond 
to any known methods of communication. After this incubation 
period, SCP-3342-1 will begin walking at an average pace of 1.3 
meters per second in a direct line towards Blackfoot, Idaho, walking 
around objects in its path. Attempts to interfere with the travel of 
SCP-3342-1 are met with violent resistance. 


SCP-3342-1 is only active during daylight hours. Reasons for this 
are unknown, but the current hypothesis is that SCP-3342-1 derives 


its energy via photosynthesis. 
**WARNING- Save your work before exiting 
**I1] Save 
**[2] Discard 
Enter your selection: [1] 


**SAVED 


**CMD: shutdown 
*IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. 


Footnotes 

1. Commoly called "The Potato Capital of the World", and boasts the 
largest potato industry in any one area. 

2. Baking, frying, etc. 


SCP-3343: Beelzebub 


Item #: SCP-3343 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 
Special Containment Procedures: N/A 


Special Containment Procedures (outdated as of 1/6/18): 
SCP-3343 is to be kept in a modified small animal containment 
enclosure at Site-59. It is to be provided with one sliced apple as 
daily nutrition. 


At 11:00 PM GMT, SCP-3343 may be brought outside of its 
enclosure for up to 30 minutes to undergo a San Pietro event. As 
per the Ethics committee ruling of 3/23/17, staff are advised to avoid 
direct interference with a San Pietro event unless necessary. 


In the event of a containment breach, SCP-3343 can be coerced 
into re-containment through the usage of a flyswatter.! 


Description: SCP-3343 is a male fruit fly2, 20 cm in length. While 
the size is unusual for a fruit fly, no noticeable genetic difference 
between a tissue sample from SCP-3343 and an ordinary male fruit 
fly is present. 


SCP-3343 lacks wings, and in their place, wears a cape-like white 
cotton robe of unknown origin. Attempts to remove the robe from 
SCP-3343 have been met with consistent failure. 


SCP-3343 displays humanlike intelligence, having scored 34.7 
(above average) on the Naismith-Henderson Animal Sapience 
Assessment. 


Though it is incapable of speech, SCP-3343 has shown nonverbal 
responses to English, German, and Latin. Common responses 
include nodding, bowing, and a gesture that appears to be a variant 


of the Sign of the Cross. 


Based on observation, testing, and pictogram-based interviews, 
SCP-3343 displays a level of cautious respect for the Foundation, 
answers to "Your Holiness," and expresses reluctance to answer 
questions regarding its origin and abilities. 


Every night, at 11:00 PM GMT, SCP-3343 undergoes a San Pietro 
event, in which it enters what appears to be to be a meditative state 
for an average of 30 minutes (or longer, depending on whether or 
not any San Pietro events had to be cut short or missed entirely). 


During this state, a rapid, fluctuating array of bright white and red 
particles will soontaneously materialize and de-materialize in 
SCP-3343's line of sight. SCP-3343 is only willing to undergo this 
procedure in an open, quiet space. 


Observation of the images associated with San Pietro events has 
been limited due to the rapid pace and fluctuation, but the majority of 
the particles are red, and SCP-3343 has assured containment 
personnel on multiple occasions that these events are completely 
harmless to humans. 


Addendum: High-speed camera observation of San Pietro events 
has given some insight into their nature. The particles in question 
resemble the deceased remains of fruit flies and their young. 


White flies display no change upon de-materialization. Red flies are 
accompanied by red text such as "AVARICIA," "LUXURIA," 
"INVIDIA," and "CASTITIAS," along with at least 27 other phrases 
that do not conform to any existing human language. These flies de- 
materialize in a small explosion. 


Update - Neutralization: On 1/6/18, during a routine cleaning, 
SCP-3343 was removed from its enclosure and placed in a 
temporary container on the floor. Researcher Danvers accidentally 
stepped on the container. SCP-3343 was terminated in the accident, 
and is now considered Neutralized. 


+ 4/3343 Clearance Required 


SCP-432 Expedition 4 


SCP-432 Expedition 4 
Date: - - 
Expedition supervisor: Dr TS 


Team is made up of 3 members; D-5891, male 27; D-8321, female 
32 and Technical Assistant K — . Equipment pack for this 
expedition differs from norm; each member carries: 


One (1) hand-torch with a three (3) hour lifespan and additional 
power sources providing up to six (6) additional hours 

One (1) headset microphone linked to control 

Two (2) 0.5 L bottles of water 

Two (2) high-calorie energy bars 


Subject D-5891 is equipped with: 
Ten (10) sticks of luminous marker chalk 
One (1) 250mm steel prybar 


Subject D-8321 is equipped with: 
One (1) shoulder-mounted video unit set for wireless transmission 


Technical Assistant K is equipped with: 

One (1) standard-issue Beretta 9mm firearm with twenty (20) rounds 
of ammunition 

One (1) back-mounted oxyacetylene cutting torch 


Subjects have been briefed that they are to enter SCP-432, move a 
short distance into the structure and then attempt to cut through the 
interior walls with the oxyacetylene torch. Camera is activated and 
team enters SCP-432. The door is held open by a 3kg weight placed 
inside the doorway, with technicians on hand to remove the weight 
and close the door if required. 


From: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof| 
htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] 
To: Overseer Council 

Subject: Re: Pest Control 


| don't want to believe that Site-59's recent fly 
infestation is a product of SCP-3343's death, 
but the possibility can no longer be ignored. It 
wasn't until after January sixth that they 
started showing up. That, and the fact that 
researcher Danvers's body was discovered in 
the third floor men's room, covered in flies. 


| have no idea how he managed to sit still long 
enough for a swarm of flies to slowly drain him 
of his bodily fluids drop by drop, but he 
appeared to be in a comfortable sitting position 
on the toilet when he was found. So far, | can 
only explain this tranquility with de facto 
conjecture, but it's as if he knew he had to be 
there. 


They're going after our computers, trying to 
break into their circuits. I'm not sure why, or 
what they think they can do, but to say that this 
is troubling would be putting it lightly. 


The point is: we need to bring in some better 
extermination equipment before this escalates. 
Call it jumping to conclusions, but they've got a 
good motive. If | knew who killed my god, I'd 
be angry too. 


Footnotes 

1. While swatting will cause no harm to SCP-3343, it is theorized 
that the experience is personally humiliating for SCP-3343. 
2.Drosophila melanogaster 


SCP-3344: Mourning Son 


Director's Note: To whoever keeps adding this gibberish to the 
database: we will eventually figure out how to prevent you from 
doing this. You're wasting your time, and it's not funny. 


Item #: SCP-3344 


Object Class: Safe or Euclid | guess. Let's go with Euclid since I'm 
not sure. 


Special Containment Procedures: Unnecessary because subject 
itself is likely not contagious, but the symptom of something else. 
SCP-3344 can just sleep in whatever is available in Site 24; unused 
bunk rooms, empty quarters, floors, wherever. It's not going 
anywhere anytime soon, so consider it self-contained. 


Description: SCP-3344 is a caucasian humanoid male, 36 years of 
age. Subject's main anomalous effect seems to be that everyone 
that has ever had direct contact with its father believes him to be 
dead, and will not interact with it in any meaningful way. Subject is 
unable to interact with these people physically, and changes he 
makes to the environment around them go completely unnoticed. 
Persons who believe subject to be deceased have a fairly consistent 
view of the circumstances surrounding its supposed death, which 
apparently was a car accident caused by the subject driving under 
the influence of alcohol. It should be noted that the subject does not 
regularly imbibe alcohol, and has never actually driven drunk before. 


Though it is not clear what anomaly caused SCP-3344's anomalous 
effects, the date that it occurred was likely sometime in September 
of 2008. It is believed the full effect of the unknown catalyst was not 
reached until November of 2008. It is hypothesized that the memory 
effects first originated in the subject's father, and spread out to those 
closest to him geographically, affecting the majority of his co- 
workers at his job. 


On April 26, 2015, SCP-3344 infiltrated Site 241. Attempts by the 
subject to inform non-affected Foundation staff of his situation were 
fruitless, as their investigations usually led to contact with the 
subject's father, and subsequently putting them under the same 
effects. Any documentation they made was either deleted or went 
completely unnoticed. Most non-affected individuals were low level 
employees, with no access to means of shielding themselves from 
the effects. Those who did attempt to avoid the effects through use 
of higher level technology or other SCP artifacts, failed. 


Addendum 1: Okay, that's the best | could do to try and add myself 
to the database. | can't really write that clinical shit, and I'm over it at 
this point. It's been 8 years since my wife and kids, and all my other 
family members started treating me like a ghost. Hell, a ghost would 
probably get more acknowledgement. They remember a funeral that 
never took place. They remember non-existent speeches at a non- 
existent wake while | screamed at them that | was right there. They 
ignored the people who never knew my dad, who | tried to use to get 
them to understand what happened. It was gratifying at first to see 
their confused expressions as my family and friends basically 
ignored anything they said about me as if they were robots who 
couldn't interpret the data they were receiving. But it made no 
difference. 


One of my new friends asked me, after he got over his incredulity at 
the entire messed up situation, why | didn't just move to a new place 
where no one could possibly know my dad. | could do that, you 
know, but it would feel not just like giving up on my family, but giving 
up on myself. They all think | died, but they're the ones who are 
ghosts. | lost my wife, my three children, my brothers, my sister, my 
mother, my father, my uncles, my aunts, my grandparents, my 
cousins, my closest and oldest friends. And it's all because of this 
place. My dad's work. | can't blame him though. He has no idea, 
couldn't have known. But the reality for me is that it wouldn't have 
happened if he worked somewhere normal. Somewhere that didn't 
have the most disturbing shit behind bars. 


It's not his fault, but my investigation has gone completely cold now. 
His work has brought him into contact with countless...things. 
People. Other organizations. Any of them could have caused this 


and there's no way to tell because of the nature of it. It's sort of a 
self-hiding anomaly, and there's nothing in the documentation with 
similar effects. And now that he's the director of the site, there's 
pretty much no one left that's unaffected. | know that | should've just 
moved on now, but I've come this far and...| just can't let go. I'm 
sorry. | should, but I'm just not strong enough. 


I'm sorry Dad. For your sake, | hope what I'm about to do won't 
work. But | have to try. You don't deserve this, but neither do I. | 
want my life back. If it works, I'll take care of Mom. | promise. 


| love you. 
- Niklas Carver, SCP-3344 


Addendum 2: | know you can't read this, or at least you can't really 
process the information, but | feel compelled to add it anyways. You 
can try and erase this all you want. I'll put it back every time. Every. 
Single. Time. Until I'm dead or I'm not just an anomaly anymore. 
And you can't stop me because at this point | probably have higher 
clearance than you. | will not be deleted. 


Footnotes 

1. Finding out what my dad did for a living, and locating this place 
was the hard part. Everything else was a cakewalk thanks to my... 
state of being, | guess. Also, I'm sorry about the burnt popcorn last 
February. That was my bad, but it gets pretty old to have your food 
taken out of the microwave before it's done for the 18th time. 


SCP-3345: Crime Novel 


Item #: SCP-3345 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3345, when not in use, is 
to be stored in a standard safe-class secure locker in Site-73. 
Personnel with level-2 clearance or higher handling SCP-3345 are 
to wear protective gloves must wear protective clothing covering the 
body and head. Personnel are not to read SCP-3345. 


Description: SCP-3345 is a 15cmx20cm 261 paged paperback 
book in the style of a 21st-century crime novel. Its cover displays a 
black and white image of a bloody humanoid hand pressing against 
a frosted window. Furthermore, the text on SCP-3345’s cover reads 
like an ordinary novel. However, the subsequent text infers that the 
novel revolves around an individual who reads SCP-3345 by stating 
— in block white capitals - that the author is “You”. 


The synopsis and content to SCP-3345 are blank and it 
demonstrates no anomalous properties when handled by personnel 
or subjects with protective gloves. SCP-3345 anomalous properties 
become evident, however, when a sapient subject, without 
protective layering, handles SCP-3345. Upon opening SCP-3345 a 
narrative emerges from its pages, written in the style of a 21st- 
century crime novel, which accurately retells the accounts of the 
individual’s most significant crime(s). Furthermore, these crimes 
vary per subject and range from shoplifting as an adolescent to 
homicide. The narrative found within SCP-3345 remains on its 
pages for a total of 24 hours, regardless of contact from another 
individual, after which SCP-3345’s pages return to being blank. 


SCP-3345 was recovered from a local police station on October 18, 
2012, in Manhattan, North America after numerous individuals 
surrendered themselves to officials, believing they had been caught, 
for crimes previously unknown to the law enforcement. When