Collins: This is Mr. girlfriend? 


Ms. M: Yeah, she's a big antiquer, always 
picked up that kinda stuff. She got it restored 
so | could actually use it, and she said it was 
part of a set. Offered to find the other three 
pieces for me. 


Collins: The other- What other items are in 
this set? 


Ms. M: She never said anything else about 
them, but | assumed they affected the other 
three humours. 


At this point, Ms. M went on a lengthy 
explanation of the humours, how they 
purportedly affected the body, and the various 
treatments she offered for each. Researcher 
Collins seemed irritated but reluctant to 
interrupt her. 


Collins: Thank you, Ms. . Agent will 
finish up with you, and you should be on your 
way home shortly. 


<End Log, 0832h 15/03/2013> 


Closing Statement: In light of Ms. 
statements, a field investigative team was 
dispatched to maintain observation on her 
business, as well as to locate the previous 
owner of SCP-1392, and ascertain its origin 
and the existence of the rest of the set. All 
attempts to contact“  ” proved fruitless, and 
no field personnel established positive 
identification of the woman in question. 

When contacted, Mr. claimed when he had 
returned from a doctor's appointment to find all 
of her belongings removed. He could not recall 
her last name, nor did he have any record of a 
former residence. 


« SCP-1391 | SCP-1392 | SCP-1393 » 


SCP-1393: Somebody Else's Mess 


Item #: SCP-1393 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The property surrounding 
SCP-1393, formerly owned by the J.W. and Sons Corporation, is to 
be designated Site-97. Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (aka "Maz 
Hatters") are to be tasked with cleanup operations and onsite 
security. SCP-1393 is to be buried with an adequate amount of earth 
as to neutralize its active effect. Material produced by SCP-1393 is 
to be handled as detailed in the standard protocols for extrinsic 
hazardous materials. 


The material will need to be mixed with moist clay earth at a ratio of 
3:1 before being hauled away to be properly disposed of on site. 
Disposal will consist of hauling the material to the NW corner of 
Site-97 and spread across the ground. Once cooled, a 30cm layer of 
clay earth will be spread on top. Future reclamation plans will 
consist of converting Site-97 into a shipping container storage yard 
once cleanup operations have completed. 


Samples of the material produced by SCP-1393 will need to be 
collected and sent to Research Site-45 for scheduled bi-weekly 
testing. 


Description: SCP-1393 is a spherical portal measuring 1.8m in 
diameter and positioned 10cm above the ground. SCP-1393 has 
remained active since Feb. 17th, 2013 (2 days after its initial 
sighting). While active, SCP-1393 continually exudes a partially 
vitreous slag-like substance from its surface at rate of 12m3/hr. This 
material's temperature has been measured to range between 
1,500°C and 1,800°C. Roughly 85% of this material is primarily 
composed of a combination of silica, quicklime, alumina, sodium 
borate, and magnesite. Traces of mercury, uranium, phosphorous, 
sulfur, radium, and other toxic elements in varying amounts have 


also been detected. 


Before SCP-1393 entered its current active state, a humanoid being 
designated SCP-1393-1 was observed performing reconnaissance 
and surveying of the immediate area. SCP-1393-1 was reported 
wearing a Level A/Type 1 Hazmat suit equipped with a polarized 
face shield and a SCBA unit. The Foundation was contacted about 
the event and SCP-1393-1 was interviewed about its actions and 
purpose. To date, SCP-1393-1 has not been seen since SCP-1393 
activated. 


[LEVEL-1 ACCESS REQUIRED] 
Field Interview Transcript393-12 
Interviewed: SCP-1393-1 
Interviewer: Dr. Herman Muntz 


Foreword: Dr. Muntz, accompanied by 8 field 
agents, approach SCP-1393-1. SCP-1393-1 is 
observed packing instrumentation and other 
equipment into cases as if preparing to leave. 


<Begin Log, [Feb. 17th, 2013 / 11:23]> 
Dr. Muntz: Um...Excuse me, sir! 


[SCP-1393-1 appears to be ignoring their 
presence] 


Dr. Muntz: Excuse me! 


SCP-1393-1: [sigh] Listen, pal, | really don't 
have time. I'm busy. 


[SCP-1393-1 continues to pack his equipment] 


Dr. Muntz: Well can | ask you a few 
questions? 


SCP-1393-1: Whatever, fine. Just let me finish 
what I'm doin’. | got to wrap up five other 
duplicates today or else my boss is going to 
bite 'nother chunk outta my ass for taking 
overtime. 


Dr. Muntz: What's all this equipment for? 
SCP-1393-1: It's for surveying. 
Dr. Muntz: Well...why are you surveying? 


SCP-1393-1: Look it's just procedure, alright. 
I'm just here to- 


[a beeping can be heard inside SCP-1393-1's 
suit] 


SCP-1393-1: Hold up a sec, buddy; | have to 
take this. [beep] Whats up?...Nothin’, just here 
with some locals...What do you mean "what 
do they look like"?...[scoffs] Goddammit 
Jimmy, you ask me the same stupid fuckin’ 
question every time we're assigned together... 
Who cares if they look funny!?!...Just prime 
the fuckin’ system, would ya? I'd like to take 
my lunch hour after we finish here...[beep]... 
Fuckin’ new hires. 


Dr. Muntz: Um...Who was- 


SCP-1393-1: Look, bub, | really don't have the 
time. If you want to file an official complaint or 
talk to the on shift supervisor, here's a 
business card. 


[SCP-1393-1 hands Dr. Muntz an 85mm x 
55mm paper card before walking towards 
SCP-1393 with equipment] 


SCP-1393-1: By the way guys, ya might want 


to clear out. 
Dr. Muntz: Wait! Hold on a minute! 
[SCP-1393-1 enters SCP-1393] 


SCP-1393-1: [as heard from the other side of 
SCP-1393] OK Jimmy, open her up! 


[Loud mechanical noises are heard emanating 
from SCP-1393 while Dr. Muntz and agents 
evacuate the area.] 


<End Log, [Feb. 17th, 2013 / 11:29]> 


Closing Statement: Shortly after this 
interview ended SCP-1393 became active. 


[LEVEL-2 ACCESS REQUIRED] 


Similarities between SCP-1393 and SCP-364 have been 
noted. Factoring in SCP-2493-1's account, it suggests 
the possibility of extra-dimensional disposal of materials 
as acommon practice. 


« SCP-1392 | SCP-1393 | SCP-1394 » 


SCP-1394: Dream Syringe 


Item: SCP-1394 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1394 is to be kept in a 
standard security locker at Site-19. Subjects injected with SCP-1394 
should be confined to a testing room while asleep, and should be 
kept at Site-19 afterwards for further observation. 


Testing of SCP-1394 has been halted temporarily. Consult Interview 
D-1394-5-D for details. 


Description: SCP-1394 is an ornate brass syringe, dating to the 
early 1600s. When fully assembled, SCP-1394 will fill with a saline 
solution at a rate of 1mL per minute until full. When SCP-1394 is 
used to inject this saline solution into a patient afflicted with a 
disease or condition, the subject will begin to sleepwalk four minutes 
after their next onset of REM sleep. The subject cannot be woken 
for the next forty minutes, and will wake upon the conclusion of this 
time period. 


While sleepwalking, subjects will experience a dream that accurately 
simulates their surrounding environment, except for the presence of 
various medications and medical devices in the vicinity. The subject 
reports involuntarily using these devices in the dream to perform a 
medical procedure on themselves with the intent to cure or alleviate 
the condition in question; the actions they describe correspond to 
actions taken during sleepwalking. Medical procedures performed 
under SCP-1394's influence only somewhat correspond to 
appropriate or real-life medical treatments, and will often entail the 
use of medical implements whose function is unknown. 


Subjects who perform a medical procedure on themselves under 
SCP-1394's influence experience a partial alleviation of the disease 
or condition, which typically entails the return of superficial 


functioning of the affected body part despite the continuation of the 
ailment, as well as agnosia towards associated symptoms. See 
testing log for further details. 


Experiment Log 1394-A 


Subject: D-1394-1, diagnosed with lung cancer in the left lung. 
Procedure: D-1394-1 reported self-administering anesthetic before 
performing a lobectomy in a medically appropriate, if drastically 
accelerated, fashion. Notably, the subject did not report any blood 
loss, and no precautions were taken to prevent it. 

Result: Standard lung function is returned, despite the presence of 
a tumor that would normally prevent lung function. Shortness of 
breath, fatigue, and chest pain were alleviated; subject was unaware 
of his persistent cough and wheezing, and attributed the 
interruptions in his speech to fits of narcolepsy. D-1394-1 died four 
months later after the cancer metastasized to other organs. 


Subject: D-1394-2, diagnosed with narcolepsy. 

Procedure: D-1394-2 reported using a needle to administer several 
injections of fine black sand into the eyeballs, forehead, and chest. 
This was described as uncomfortable and painful. 

Result: D-1394-2 continues to experience narcolepsy. During 
periods of cataplexy associated with the condition, the subject will 
remain in an upright position despite the relaxation of the muscles; 
the force responsible for this has not been identified. D-1394-2 will 
sleepwalk during daytime sleep, and believes that her associated 
dreams are genuine, temporary changes to local reality. 


Subject: D-1394-3, missing her upper-left central incisor. An 
appropriate dental implant was placed near D-1394-3 prior to sleep. 
Procedure: D-1394-3 reported using the implant to replace the 
missing tooth, then sealing it in place with an unidentified blue 
adhesive. The implant was not used in reality. 

Result: D-1394-3 was capable of biting and chewing as though the 
missing tooth was present, though the subject's speech remained 
mildly impaired. D-1394-3 perceived the implant to be present, and 
reported no change after it was actually implanted. 


Subject: D-1394-4, missing left hand. 


Procedure: D-1394-4 reported immersing his left arm in a vat of 
cold, white, viscous liquid for roughly forty minutes. 

Result: With practice, D-1394-4 was able to develop a form of 
telekinesis roughly equivalent to a left hand of normal strength. The 
subject is capable of manipulating objects that are behind physical 
barriers, and experiences no ill effects from handling harmful 
objects. This ability only functions if the subject is observing the 
item(s) being manipulated; interruptions caused by blinking typically 
result in the subject dropping any held items. The subject reports 
possessing a left hand made of an unidentified white solid. 


Subject: D-1394-5, blind since age 2. 

Procedure: D-1394-5 reported using a metal syringe to inject 
herself with a very hot liquid, then falling asleep 35 minutes later. 
Result: D-1394-5 remains in REM sleep, and all attempts to wake 
her have been ineffective; however, the subject's dreams closely 
resemble reality and she is fully somnambulant, enabling 
communication with researchers. See Interview Log D-1394-5-C for 
further information. 


Interview Log D-1394-5-C 


The following interview was conducted with D-1394-5 17 hours after 
exposure to SCP-1394 to assess medium-term consequences of her 
condition. 


<Begin Log> 
Dr. Braun: Good evening, D-1394-5. Mind if | sit here? 
D-1394-5: Yeah, whatever. 


Dr. Braun: <Sits opposite D-1394-5> First things first: 
Are you still capable of sight? 


D-1394-5: | guess. 


Dr. Braun: That's good to hear. Could you do me a 
favor? 


D-1394-5: Sure. 


<Dr. Braun puts SCP-1394 on the table in front of 
D-1394-5> 


Dr. Braun: Could you pick this up and tell me whether 
it's the syringe you used in that dream? 


<D-1394-5 picks up SCP-1394 and examines it with her 
hands.> 


D-1394-5: Yeah... wait, this is the exact pattern it had. 
How did you get this? 


Dr. Braun: That's sort of a long story. 
D-1394-5: Oh my god, am | still dreaming? 
Dr. Braun: Technically yes, but — 


D-1394-5: <Becoming agitated> Fuck! What did you do 
to me? 


Dr. Braun: Please calm down and let me ex— 


D-1394-5: Wait, is this what you used on me yesterday 
too? 


<D-1394-5 slams SCP-1394 against the corner of the 
table repeatedly. SCP-1394 experiences minor, 
inconsequential damage. Security personnel enter the 
room and restrain D-1394-5, retrieving SCP-1394. 
D-1394-5's arm makes movements as if to continue this 
action.> 


Dr. Braun: Now, if you would let me finish. You are 
dreaming, but your dreams are... or were, a very close 
match to reality. Do you understand? 


D-1394-5: No! You can't make me! 
Dr. Braun: Nobody's making you do anything. 


D-1394-5: I'm not using it again! Why won't this fucking 


thing break? 

Dr. Braun: D-1394-5, can you hear me? 
D-1394-5: Why does it have to be me? 

Dr. Braun: | think we're done here. Security? 


D-1394-5: And what's in it for me? Why should | believe 
you? 


<End Log> 


D-1394-5's dreams remain divergent from reality. The subject does 
not perceive any attempt to remove SCP-1394 from her possession, 
and believes that personnel are continually exhorting her to inject 
herself with SCP-1394 for reasons that are currently unclear. 
D-1394-5 has been retained indefinitely for further observation. 


Interview Log D-1394-5-D 


Two days following Interview D-1394-5-C, D-1394-5 addressed a 
maintenance worker, instructing him to locate Dr. Braun. The 
following interview took place upon Dr. Braun's arrival. 


D-1394-5: | need you to repeat everything I'm saying to 
you. 


Dr. Braun: Sorry, what? 
D-1394-5: Good. 
Dr. Braun: Can you hear me, D-1394-5? 


D-1394-5: You need to use it on someone more 
cooperative. This one isn't working. Sorry, what are you t 
— alright, alright. 


<Silence for 13 seconds.> 


Dr. Braun: Keep going. 


D-1394-5: We have so much to offer you. We left our 
medicine in your dreams for you. 


Dr. Braun: But you need us to use SC— | mean, the 
syringe, on someone else. 


D-1394-5: That's right. She can't be the bridge between 
us if she won't come to us. Find someone else with no 
vision. Make them use the key three... wait, hold up. 


<Silence for twenty-five seconds.> 
Dr. Braun: Are you still there? 


D-1394-5: Oh my god, they can hear me, can't they. I'm 
talking in my sleep. How stupid do you think | am? Hey, 
listen! These guys aren't — 


<D-1394-5 begins to experience muscle spasms, before 
opening her eyes and becoming rigid. No further 
communication was successtful.> 


D-1394-5 remains in a fetal position; attempts to alter her posture, 
including those involving heavy application of force, have failed. 
D-1394-5 responds to visual stimuli, but exhibits no signs of 
consciousness. Samples indicate that D-1394-5's blood contains 
12% black sand by volume. A further attempt at communication by 
MTF Omicron Rho with the entities encountered has been 


proposed. 


« SCP-1393 | SCP-1394 | SCP-1395 » 


SCP-1395: Cave Apparition 


Item #: SCP-1395 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents shall work 
with the governments of Greece and the European Union to 
suppress public knowledge of SCP-1395. A barbed wire fence 
measuring three metres in height and twenty metres in length shall 
be erected to prevent unauthorized access to SCP-1395, with at 
least three security outposts stationed in the surrounding area. 
Unauthorized civilians attempting to access SCP-1395 shall be 
administered Class B amnesiacs and redirected elsewhere.