Variations: During the battle with the Hydra, Hercules 
cleaves off Hugo Weaving's head. It is quickly replaced 
with an additional two, however, the second head 
appears to be Hugo Weaving in Red Skull makeup from 
his role in Captain America: The First Avenger. As 
Hercules takes off additional heads, more appear 
resembling the different personas from different films 
Hugo Weaving has appeared in. During the final 
sequence where the Hydra consumes Hercules, Hugo 
Weaving (now considerably more unwieldy under the 
weight of several heads) is seen stumbling over to 
Hercules, attempting to eat him and, being unable to do 
so, resorting to chewing aggressively on his head. This 
continues for approximately twenty seconds, after which 
Hercules stabs Hugo Weaving in the stomach, killing 


him. 

Observation Log: 07/14/14 

Film Title: March of the Penguins (2005) 
Role Taken: A penguin egg. 


Variations: During a sequence depicting Antarctic 
penguins laying eggs, one penguin in particular looks to 
be in considerable distress. The narrator (voice of 
Morgan Freeman) comments on this, and the camera 
zooms on the penguin. The penguin rocks back and forth 
before falling over, and struggles on the ground for a 
short time. A large group of penguins then gathers 
around the other penguin, and the narrator comments 
about the cruel nature of life in the Antarctic. Finally, the 
penguin screeches, and a fully formed, naked Hugo 
Weaving erupts from the bottom of the penguin. Hugo 
Weaving lays in the fetal position on the ice, as the 
narrator wonders about why this footage was included in 
the film, citing its graphic nature. The film continues 
afterwards, although occasionally both Hugo Weaving 
and the (now deceased) penguin can be seen in the 
distance. 


Observation Log: 06/23/18 
Film Title: The Fifth Element (1997) 
Role Taken: Ruby Rhod 


Variations: Ruby Rhod's initial outfit is zebra-striped 
instead of leopard-spotted. Hugo Weaving's delivery of 
the character is similar in all other aspects. 


Observation Log: 06/24/18 
Film Title: John Wick (2014) 


Role Taken: One of John Wick's handguns. 


Variations: During the assault on the nightclub that 
housed losef Tarasov, John Wick utilizes Hugo Weaving 
in a Suit as one of his handguns. Notably, the scene lasts 
a further thirty minutes, due to John Wick requiring 
multiple stops to rest. Despite this, the action of the film 
remains the same. Hugo Weaving vocalizes gunshots, 
throws bullets, and is reloaded by being handed 
magazines. 


Observation Log: 06/25/18 
Film Title: Empire (1964) 
Role Taken: The sun. 


Variations: During the course of the shoot, Hugo 
Weaving, naked and golden, descends in and out of the 
frame in place of the sun. 


Footnotes 

1. Dated to 1988. 

2. For example, during the screening of "The King's Speech", it was 
initially thought that Hugo Weaving did not appear in the film, 
however, it was later observed that he had replaced a minor 
character in a large crowd shot. 


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SCP-1782: Tabula Rasa 


Item #: SCP-1782 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance and a perimeter 
of SCP-1782 are to be monitored at all times. Although SCP-1782 
has not yet proven itself to be outwardly hostile, the door to the room 
should be guarded by at least two armed personnel at all times. 


The area is only to be explored by unmanned drones, which have 
been requisitioned since the events of 09/04/ . 


Description: SCP-1782 is a room measuring 42 or 45 square 
metres, in an abandoned apartment complex located in Kiev, 
Ukraine. Imprints over the archway entering the room read "jedna 
devat osem d" (one nine eight d). 


SCP-1782's interior changes in appearance every three days at 
03:12 AM. The change is instantaneous. 


SCP-1782 is usually furnished with typical household objects, 
although SCP-1782, and the objects themselves, when present, are 
aged significantly with signs of heavy use. The floor plan of the room 
varies; certain instances having a kitchen, bedroom, and living room, 
or simply being a large, empty space. SCP-1782 occasionally 
manifests what appear to be sapient entities and fauna. Objects 
appearing before the change vanish regardless of their proximity to 
SCP-1782 at exactly 03:12 AM. Further examples can be found in 
the area records for this object. 


SCP-1782 does not appear to have a detrimental effect on subjects 
entering. Testing subjects in all cases return from the interior of the 
room with a fear of holes. Exact reasons for this are unknown. 


Area Record 1782: 


Date: 08/23/ 


Event: Room materializes empty. The sound of metal scraping 
against metal can be heard. A disembodied female voice can be 
heard repeating the phrase "Shakes me, makes me lighter" until 
03:12 AM. 


Area Record 1782: 
Date: 08/26/ 


Event: Room materializes empty. Sound does not travel through the 
interior, although upon further inspection a small area on the left wall 
of the floorplan emits a faint metallic grating noise. 


Area Record 1782: 
Date: 08/29/ 


Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not 
express pain, appeared ambivalent. 


Excerpt from Interview 1782-831 


SCP-1782-1: And then I'll be eaten. There's a 
hole in the wall in the bottom of the floor. 


SCP-1782-1: But | don't see how that makes 
any difference. What could have been? 


Dr. Sanders: Can you tell us what you're 
doing? What is your name? 


SCP-1782-1: It is a meat offering. Thou shalt 
put oil upon it, and lay incense thereon. 


Dr. Sanders approaches the entity and the 
group of birds. They are non-hostile. 


SCP-1782-1: Pour all the rest of the blood 
thereof at the foot of the altar, chickadees. In 
the hole in the floor. 


Dr. Sanders motions for a guard and instructs 


him to pick up one of the birds. The bird is 
examined and appears mundane. A skin 
sample is taken from the entity at this time; the 
results are later found to be normal. The bird is 
placed on the floor and it continues feeding on 
the entity. 


Dr. Sanders: Tell me what you're thinking. 


SCP-1782-1 behavior becomes abnormal. The 
subject intermittently pinches different parts of 
its exposed flesh, and can be seen trying to 
make suggestive eye contact with Dr. Sanders 
during this portion of the interview. 


SCP-1782-1: Nothing out of the ordinary. The 
birds are hungry though! 


Dr. Sanders: Do | look hungry to you? 


SCP-1782-1: Now what kind of question is 
that, you some kind of loony? 


Dr. Sanders: Is there something wrong? 


SCP-1782-1: No. | am feeling a bit bloated 
though. Must've been all of that sugar and 
brandy | drank before she brought me in here. 


SCP-1782-1: There's an abortion under the 
floorboards, one in the sink, too. 


Interview concluded. 


Area Record 1782: 
Date: 09/04/ 


Event: Room appears with two partitions, including a bathroom 
housing only a toilet, and a small rectangular entrance accessible 
through a small hole in the wall. The room is tinted a dull green, with 
what appears to be caked blood and feces on certain sections of the 
walls. 


A man in an orange jumpsuit materializes instantly outside of the 
door to SCP-1782 with a television camera on his shoulder. 
Attempts to communicate with the entity are successful, although 
unorthodox. The entity asked that Dr. Sanders produce a small 
television set and stay outside of the cell, so that he could record 
"the girl in the wall in the bottom of the floor". Those in charge of 
testing obliged. The following is a transcript of the recording. 


Transcript 1782-904 


16:30:04-16:30:15: Entity enters the room. A 
faint noise similar to metal scraping against 
metal can be heard throughout the video. A 
decidedly upbeat pop punk song begins 
playing, the singer repeating the lyrics "There's 
a hole in the wall in the bottom of the floor / 
There's a girl in the wall in the bottom of the 
floor". Music continues until AV feed ends. 


16:30:15-16:33:18: Entity takes a right 
towards a small, cubicle-like partition 
containing only a toilet. The camera is 
positioned over the toilet to reveal what 
appears to be a mutilated fetus in the basin. 
Video begins to distort, seemingly for some 
sort of artistic effect. This continues until 
16:33:18, when the entity exits the ‘bathroom’. 


16:33:18-16:40:59: Camera pans in circles 
around room, temporarily reaching impossible 
speeds before again slowing down. The object 
in the toilet seen previously is cut in to view of 
the footage intermittently. Metallic grating 
grows louder. 


16:40:59-16:54:00: Camera fixes on a small 
hole in the wall on the left side of the room. 
The entity places the camera on the floor and 
can be seen adjusting his suit before again 
picking up the camera. Entity heads towards 
the hole in the wall, entering a prone position 


and somehow crawling into the hole. Video 
goes black for 5 minutes, music continues to 
play, and heavy breathing can be heard from 
two separate sources. 


16:54:00:-16:55:06 Light returns, revealing a 
damp, muddy area that the camera could not 
possibly fit in. View is centered toward the 
ground, gradually scrolling upwards across 
what initially appears to be a miniature, 
uncased septic tank with small, skeletal legs 
similar to a human's. As the view continues to 
scroll, a clear fluid can be seen spraying in a 
small funnel upwards into what is later 
revealed to be a human skull lacking a lower 
jaw or nasal cavity, with exaggerated eye 
sockets. Faint crying is audible as the septic 
tank object's 'head' moves slightly to the right 
with the aid of small, skeletal hands from 
opposing sides of the camera's view. Brown 
liquid sprays onto the object's face before 
video feed ends. 


Entity does not return from the hole. 


An RC car with some obstacle clearing capability was requisitioned 
and mounted with a GPS and video camera to inspect the hole of 
the 09/04 SCP-1782. The device successfully entered the hole and 
a live feed confirmed the object recorded by the previous entity. 
Video feed of the object reveals limbs and head of the object moving 
slowly up and down. Footage went on steadily past 03:12 AM, 
revealing that the object does not disappear during SCP-1782 
cycles, although the entrance to its location is no longer present. 
GPS positioning reveals the location of the entity to be in the same 
location as Dr. Sanders, although testing reveals this to be false. 
Later GPS readings suggest that the device is located at any mature 
female within 5 meters of SCP-1782 on any given day. 


The entity located outside of the door prior to exploration could not 
be located. The area was deemed safe and Researcher Breen and 
Ortega were dispatched one hour before SCP-1782's reset time of 


03:12 AM to receive a DNA sample from the object in the toilet. 
Excerpt from DNA Recovery 1782-904-2 


Researcher Breen: Alright hand me the 
scalpel now. 


Breen leans over the toilet and, appearing 
startled, falls backwards. 


Researcher Ortega: What the hell's wrong? 


Researcher Breen: Thought | saw the 
damned thing move. 


Breen rights himself and leans back over the 
bowl to receive the sample. 


Breen immediately stands straight up, closes 
his eyes, and faces Ortega for 5 seconds. 


Researcher Breen: Yeah. It's moving. Right. 
Yeah. Okay. 


Researcher Ortega: I'll do it. 


Researcher Ortega asks Breen to leave the 
bathroom and leans over the toilet to retrieve 
the sample. 


Researcher Ortega exits the bathroom at a 
brisk pace without the sample. 


Researcher Ortega: It looked at me. 


Researcher Breen: Alright. Let's just put the 
whole thing in the bag real quick. 


Researchers enter the bathroom again, Breen 
holding the sample bag and Ortega using 
tongs to place the object inside. Researcher 
Ortega disappears, the sound of water 


splashing is heard in the toilet. 


Breen sprints toward the door to SCP-1782 
and exits the room. 


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SCP-1783: Cardboard Cutout Dog 


Item #: SCP-1783 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Under no circumstances are 
any individuals with type-B blood antigens (B+/-, AB+/-) to be 
permitted within 100m of SCP-1783. Standard blood screenings 
should allow the location and removal of any such individuals from 
duty at Site 38. In the event personnel with B-type blood antigens 
enter the effect radius, SCP-1783 will become enraged until such 
individuals are brought into its presence for it to attack, or until it has 
been isolated for 30 (thirty) hours. Affected individuals are to be 
immediately tranquilized and placed in containment with SCP-1783 
until conversion process is complete; fully converted individuals may 
be left in containment with SCP-1783, placed in storage, or 
destroyed at the discretion of Site 38 command. 


SCP-1783 is to be contained in the courtyard at Site 38. Dry dog 
food of any type is to be supplied in a bowl twice daily. D-class 
personnel are to be sent in with gloves to retrieve all instances of 
SCP-1783-A at least once daily. All instances All unusual instances 
of SCP-1783-A are to be analyzed at Site 38; a veterinarian is to be 
kept on staff to study instances for signs of physiological distress, 
followed by analysis of the instances themselves for any potential 
insight into SCP-1783's origin or nature. 


UPDATE: In light of recent discoveries (see Addendum 1783-3), 
containment procedures are to be modified as follows: SCP-1783 is 
to be contained in a 2m x 2m x 2m stainless-steel containment safe 
designed specifically for SCP-1783. This safe is to be equipped for 
feeding and waste removal via portholes. In the event that repair or 
backup waste removal becomes necessary, the safe may be 
opened by D-class personnel and maintenance performed. In the 
event SCP-1783 enters its "rabid" state, maintenance is to be 
postponed until standard behavior resumes. All protocols regarding 


personnel requirements and monitoring of SCP-1783-A remain in 
place. 


Description: SCP-1783 is an entity resembling a specimen of Canis 
familiaris, specifically a fawn pug, standing approximately seventy 
(70) centimeters in height, composed entirely of cut-out segments of 
cardboard. SCP-1783 is fully animate, capable of locomotion via an 
unknown mode of transit similar to very short-length teleportation; 
researchers have compared the appearance of SCP-1783's 
movements to that of stop-motion animation. These motions are 
limited to A) instantaneously shifting from a lying- or sitting-down 
posture to a standing position and vice versa; B) instantaneously 
shifting 1-3cm at a time in the direction of its orientation, with 
frequency of shifts increasing during "running" states; and C) small 
shifts of SCP-1783's "head" back and forth depending on its mood. 


SCP-1783 behaves almost identically to non-anomalous members 
of Canis familiaris in terms of seeking food, expelling waste, barking, 
and panting to reduce internal heat.1 SCP-1783 requires 
approximately 720 calories/day, an intake indicative of an eleven 
(11)-kilogram dog, despite an actual measured mass not in excess 
of 450 grams. When nutritional minimums are not met, signs of poor 
health will become apparent in instances of SCP-1783-A. 
SCP-1783-A is an object apparently identical in make to an instant- 
film or Polaroid photograph. Three to five times daily, SCP-1783 will 
emit a sharp whine and crouch its rear torso; within seconds, a new 
instance of SCP-1783-A will appear. When SCP-1783-A is in good 
health, instances produced will depict dog feces of normal size and 
consistency for a 10-15kg pug. Alterations to SCP-1783's diet will 
make themselves apparent in these photographs.