SCP-3621: Best Intentions (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3621) - DrMagnus (author). 


SCP-3622: Agile, Handle with Care (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3622) - DrMagnus 
(author). 


SCP-3624: Crazy Chimera Lady (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3624) - kemoT01 
(author). 


SCP-3625: The Great American Meme Machine (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625) 
- djkaktus (author). 


SCP-3626: Do not stop reading this document (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3626) - 
kemoT01 (author). 


SCP-3627: Dreamy Jasters (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3627) - Wildman8 (author). 


SCP-3630: Reverse Locked Room Mystery (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3630) - 
Vole Friend (author). 


SCP-3632: Nibirdu (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3632) - Quantum Physician (author). 


SCP-3633: I'm Right Behind Me (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3633) - DarkStuff 
(author), Captain Kirby (author). 


SCP-3635: The Forgotten Archive (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3635) - 
CorruptedMuse (author), YossiLeiner (author), BlazingTrail (author). 


SCP-3636: World's Greatest Jukebox (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3636) - 
GerrymanderBassist (author). 


Experiment Log 3636 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-3636) - 
GerrymanderBassist (author). 


SCP-3637: Many Waters Cannot Quench Love, Nor Can The Floods Drown It 
(http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3637) - Weryllium (author). 


SCP-3639: Whataboots (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3639) - Roget (author). 


SCP-3640: Escape from the House of Mouse (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3640) - 
A Random Day (author). 


SCP-3641: Remember Apollo-99 Nased (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3641) - 
DrCaroll (author). 


SCP-3642: T(r)opical Cream (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3642) - 
MegalomaniacInchworm (author). 


SCP-3643: Part 1: ANOMALY IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL (hittp:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3643) - LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-3644: Part 2: Goddamn Sons-of-Beaches (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3644) - 
LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-3645: Part 3. The Meaty End (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3645) - 
LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-3646: Phantom Mosquitos (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3646) - |[AmTheOoga 
(author). 


SCP-1011: Humanization Process 


Item #: SCP-1011 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1011 is to be kept at 
Hall-07 at Site-35. Two guards are to be present at all times at the 
entrance to Hall-07 to prevent the removal of SCP-1011. The D- 
class population working on Site-35 as a part of currently running 
experiments is suspended from monthly termination schedule due to 
the extended length of time needed to study the effects of 
SCP-1011. As material produced during the experiment appears to 
lack anomalous properties, its use is approved for non-critical 
applications as defined in document CSG-0371-N. 


Description: SCP-1011 is a statue approximately 2 m tall, weighing 
approximately 4200 kg, depicting a worker whose head has been 
replaced by an assortment of tools. The pedestal bears an 
inscription stating "Man is the most important means of production," 
and the year of casting is stated to be 1927. Material analysis has 
revealed the composition to be ordinary cast iron with 2.3 wt% 
carbon content. 


SCP-1011's anomalous properties manifest when it is seen by 
human subjects who will engage in productive labor no later than 
three hours after the sighting, and escalate slowly with additional 
exposure. Denial of exposure to SCP-1011 has been shown 
sufficient to halt the progress of the condition. 


During stage I, subjects, designated SCP-1011-1, will begin to 
demonstrate a heightened sense of morale and satisfaction, 
voluntarily working longer hours and paying increased attention to 
their task. As the phase progresses, SCP-1011-1 cease activities 
other than work, sleep, and satisfying basic bodily needs. 


After approximately months, stage Il is marked by the 


SCP-3647: Quousque Tandem? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3647) - OweynLupton 
(author). 


SCP-3649: Overcast and Overwhelming (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3649) - 
Pedantique (author). 


SCP-3650: Wanderlust (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3650) - Captain Kirby (author). 
SCP-3652 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3652) - JoseDzirenChong (author). 
SCP-3654: WarTime (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3654) - tretter (author). 

SCP-3655: The Last Resort (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3655) - JRollerball (author). 


SCP-3656: Governments in Exile (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3656) - 
ModernMajorGeneral (author). 


SCP-3660: The Zoo Zipper (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3660) - Veiedhimaedhr 
(author). 


SCP-3661: A Toy Story (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3661) - fieldstone (author). 


SCP-3662: The Doomsday Clock (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3662) - Dr Aers 
(author). 


SCP-3663: The Adventure of the Cardboard Box (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3663) - MaliceAforethought (author). 


SCP-3664: The Only Weapon You Need is the One in Your Head (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3664) - 9Volt (author). 


SCP-3665: Instant Demon, Just Add Blood! (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3665) - 
RecursiveRecursion (author). 


SCP-3666: Repairing the Mask (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3666) - SoookyPizza 
(author). 


SCP-3667: All's Well that Ends Hell (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3667) - Quantum 
Physician (author). 


SCP-3668: Provenance (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3668) - stormbreath (author). 


SCP-3669: A Mathematics Self Help Book (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3669) - 
mercypog (author). 


SCP-3670: Dreamed Corn (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3670) - Taffeta (author). 


SCP-3671: A very angry box of cereal (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3671) - DrMorris 
(author). 


SCP-3672: Why are there so many songs about rainbows? (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3672) - LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-3675: The Void Called (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3675) - Modulum (author). 


SCP-3676: Burrower, Borrower, Diplopod, Warrior (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3676) - MaliceAforethought (author). 


SCP-3679: Make a Geas, Foundation (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3679) - 
duodude55 (author). 


SCP-3680: The White Guys (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3680) - SomeMoose 
(author). 


SCP-3682: Parousia (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3682) - Faminepulse (author). 


SCP-3686: Evan Deserves to be Remembered (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3686) - 
DrMagnus (author). 


SCP-3688: You Can Dance If You Want To (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3688) - 
Mortos (author). 


SCP-3689: The Seat of Criticism (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3689) - H F Dummie 
(author). 


SCP-3690: Abdominal Pains (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3690) - SpectralDragon 
(author). 


SCP-3692: the notebook (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3692) - juno-rosee (author). 


SCP-3693: Postscript - Through A Glass, Darkly (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3693) - djkaktus (author), The Great Hippo (author). 


SCP-3695: The Surfboard (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3695) - GrimmCreeper 
(author). 


SCP-3696: The Greatest Attractor (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3696) - Doctor 
Cullmann (author). 


SCP-3697: "Let Me Redirect You Right Now" (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3697) - 
Monkeysky (author). 


SCP-3699: Memoirs of a Shingle Beach (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3699) - Tufto 
(author). 


SCP-3700: Tides Of War (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3700) - DrBleep (author). 


SCP-3701: All the Time in the World (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3701) - 
JimmyJoJR (author). 


SCP-3702: | Walk Through The Desert, And | Have No Name (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3702) - DrBleep (author). 


SCP-3703: From Death, We Contain (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3703) - DrBleep 
(author). 


SCP-3704: Requiem (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3704) - Arclapse (author). 


SCP-3706: 50,000 Krakens Under the Sea (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3706) - 
DrBleep (author). 


SCP-3707: Fly By Night Only (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3707) - Communism will 
win (author). 


SCP-3708: Crows Unanswered (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3708) - Dr Vaughn 
(author). 


SCP-3710: Elon MUSH! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3710) - DrBleep (author). 


SCP-3713: All the World’s a Stage (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3713) - DarkStuff 
(author), Varaxous (author). 


SCP-3714: Jiangshi's Ring (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-37 14) - DrMagnus (author). 
SCP-3715: Not So Subtle Tea (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3715) - Noktigo (author). 


SCP-3716: Boned Beyond Belief (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-37 16) - 
WhiteWampus (author), MaliceAforethought (author). 


SCP-3717: Pickl'd Punkz (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3717) - DrChandra (author). 


SCP-3718: An Environmental Cat-astrophe (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3718) - 
RecursiveRecursion (author). 


SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3719) - FloppyPhoenix (author). 


SCP-3720: Smiting on a Budget (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3720) - Freemayne 
(author). 


SCP-3722: The City That Was Half the World (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3722) - 
Tufto (author). 


SCP-3724: Guard Puppies (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3724) - Freece (author). 
SCP-3726: AnthropomorFic (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3726) - Flawed (author). 


SCP-3727: Syringe Man (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3727) - HeshMan96 (author). 


SCP-3728: STOP. HAMMERTIME (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3728) - DrBleep 
(author). 


SCP-3729: The Best Day of Your Life (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3729) - Doctor 
Cambrian (author). 


SCP-3730: Eagerly Awaiting Takeoff (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3730) - 9Volt 
(author). 


SCP-3731: Normality Will Be Protected (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3731) - 
Modern_Erasmus (author), fieldstone (author). 


SCP-3733: Everybody Else (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3733) - not_a_seagull 
(author). 


SCP-3736: Talk It! (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3736) - Karem (author). 
SCP-3737: Rainbow Bridge (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3737) - Pecan (author). 
SCP-3738: Casting Lots (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3738) - Weryllium (author). 
SCP-3740: God Is Dumb (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3740) - djkaktus (author). 


SCP-3743: Tank School: A School for Tanks! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3743) - 
Jacobisbatman (author). 


SCP-3747: Death by Vacuum (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3747) - not_a_seagull 
(author). 


SCP-3750: A White Fish (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3750) - junkmail-It (author). 


SCP-3755: Guess How Many (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3755) - GoggleChild 
(author). 


SCP-3757: Cocoon Park (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3757) - RockTeethMothEyes 
(author). 


SCP-3759: Isle of the Tortoise Terminarch (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3759) - 
Weryllium (author). 


SCP-3760: He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. (http://Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3760) - PeppersGhost (author), The Great Hippo (author). 


SCP-3761: The War of the Squirrels (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3761) - Westrin 
(author). 


SCP-3762: Shelter from the Storm (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3762) - MathBrush 
(author). 


SCP-3764: A Gift From A Friend (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3764) - 
AwsomeSawsome (author). 


SCP-3765: Beaver Builders Building Buildings (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3765) 
- niceguy44 (author). 


SCP-3766: Reverse Cargo Cult (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3766) - 
MaliceAforethought (author). 


SCP-3767: Additional Baggage Fee (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3767) - Captain 
Kirby (author). 


SCP-3768: Three Moons Public Radio (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3768) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-3769: Evolutionary Rescission Device (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3769) - 
Wildman8 (author). 


SCP-3770: One Thousand Footsteps Towards The Promised Land (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3770) - Fingo7 (author). 


SCP-3771: Americans Be Eating Cheesed Burger (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3771) - OthellotheCat (author). 


SCP-3772 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3772) - Rimple (author). 
SCP-3773: 9,000 Lives (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3773) - Ihp (author). 


SCP-3774: My Heart DEETs Faster For You (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3774) - 
OthellotheCat (author). 


SCP-3775: Evobasa Woleb (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3775) - 
ObserverSeptember (author). 


SCP-3776: Camp Nimrod (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3776) - Roget (author). 


SCP-3777: Jewish Mekhanite Golem Robot (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3777) - 
Univine (author). 


SCP-3778: We Are Possum. We Are Legion. (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3778) - 
Lady Zero (author). 


SCP-3779: A Greenhouse: Or, How D-80801 Learned To Give In And Embrace 
Nature (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3779) - urbandelayed (author). 


SCP-3780: Who Shot J.F.K.? (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3780) - A Random Day 
(author). 


SCP-3783: Baba Yaga's Cottage (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3783) - Baronjoe 
(author). 


SCP-3785: Jasper's Hill (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3785) - djkaktus (author). 


SCP-3787: The Horse Meme (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3787) - FloppyPhoenix 
(author). 


SCP-3788: Just Eat Gilligan (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3788) - PersonMcName 
(author). 


SCP-3789: Abyssal Basalt ‘Jellyfish’ (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3789) - Weryllium 
(author). 


SCP-3790: Department of Abnormalities (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3790) - 
Croquembouche (author), djkaktus (author). 


SCP-3791: An Entirely Standard and Uneventful Anomaly (http:/Avww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3791) - Pedantique (author). 


SCP-3792: Up In Smoke (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3792) - Roget (author). 


SCP-3795: WHO KILLED YOUR DOG?! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3795) - 
ObserverSeptember (author). 


SCP-3796: What a Wonderful Unification It Would Be (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3796) - LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-3797: The Once and Future Gun (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3797) - 
stormbreath (author). 


SCP-3798: There Are Flowers There (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3798) - Poet 
Faroe (author). 


SCP-3799: A Short History of Snowfall (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3799) - Tufto 
(author). 


SCP-3800: Many Grandparents Ago (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3800) - hi im stel 
(author). 


SCP-3801: Based on a True Story (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3801) - Lady Zenth 
(author). 


SCP-3802: hare growth by dado (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3802) - TheeSherm 
(author). 


SCP-3803: Custom-Made Business Cards, On the Go! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3803) - Uncle Nicolini (author). 


SCP-3806: | AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3806) - 
DrChandra (author). 


SCP-3807: A Real Bad Hombre (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3807) - 
AbsentmindedNihilist (author). 


SCP-3808: Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Justification (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-3808) - Communism will win (author). 


SCP-3809 (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3809) - kingpogan (author). 
SCP-3810 (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3810) - kingpogan (author). 


SCP-3811: A Therapist Needs A Therapist (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3811) - 
OthellotheCat (author). 


SCP-3812: A Voice Behind Me (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-381 2) - djkaktus 
(author). 


SCP-3813: The Fall of Hyperion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3813) - Doctor 
Cimmerian (author), VolgunStrife (author), djkaktus (author), Zhange (author). 


Document 3813-L (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/document-3813-l) - Doctor Cimmerian 
(author), VolgunStrife (author), djkaktus (author), Zhange (author). 


SCP-3815: Elena the Ever-Present (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3815) - 
DrRosencrantz (author). 


SCP-3817: Suffering For Your Art (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-381 7) - 
Mendelssohn (author). 


SCP-3818: Two Favours One (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3818) - Dexanote 
(author). 


SCP-3819: Government Plates (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3819) - 
Prototype_Toaster (author). 


SCP-3820: Sitting and Caring for Pets (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3820) - Bear- 
run (author). 


SCP-3822 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3822) - kingpogan (author). 
SCP-3825: So it Goes (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3825) - Freemayne (author). 


SCP-3826: The Definition of Technophobia (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3826) - 
DrCaroll (author).