To date, Agent Durani has been transmitted 217 times. 


Addendum: On 13 June, 2014, Agent Durani was injured by a fall 
near the local site. She was rushed to a nearby hospital. During her 
absence, ORIA Corporal Akbari volunteered to enact the Peaslee 
protocol in her absence. His first remote unit reported finding a 
number of writings and artworks left by previous units, and brought 
them to the display. See Document SCP-1411-24 for their contents. 
After being discharged from the hospital, Agent Durani showed mild 
distress on seeing the writings and artwork, but agreed to continue 
her duties. 


+ Document SCP-1411-3 


Report From Iteration 35 

The halls are empty. There are bones, but they are 
scattered, gnawed. By animals? From animals? Too 
small, | think, to have built this place, though the bones 
are strange. Thin strips woven, like plaits in a basket. 
Sometimes, we see the newly dead. Lengths of black 
bone sticking from under red and bruised-green flesh. 


Sometimes see the small ones scurry and slink, like rats 
or lizards. Six limbs. One in front, one in back, two to 
each side. Front and back for grasping, sides to move. 
Four-jaw mouths. Two to two, counter-chewing on 
scraps from other animals or the moss-trees. 


Bigger ones outside. | think bigger ones inside too, 
sometimes? | haven't seen any, but maybe they are out? 
Take notes for the next. 


In the trees, others. Smaller than the rats. Use the front 
and back legs to swing, the side legs to take food. They 
sing. Like birds, a little. Like frogs, perhaps. Tree erupts 
with chirps. Sometimes like bells, a thousand bells to 
ring. Not dull red, like the ones inside. Yellow, and 
another color | have not seen. New colors here. Is it this 
place, or these eyes? But no blue, no purple. Perhaps 
the bones are blue, and | cannot see it. Perhaps this 
entire world is blue, and | do not know. 


Report From Iteration 42 
The rooms are large. Or perhaps | am small. It is hard to 
say. 


No one has been here for a long time. | think that they 
left. There are vehicles elsewhere. A large chamber, with 
slots for them. Like pods with doors, with machines 
attached. For flying, | think. There are five there, two 
already taken apart, and slots for a hundred. | do not 
know why they left. | cannot tell if they left in a hurry, if 
someone has ransacked the rooms, or if it is only the 
work of time. 


They were taller than | am, | think. The doors stretch two 
times my height. Something my size would not have 
needed that. | cannot judge much else. | cannot tell what 
is a table, a chair, or even a bed, let alone how they 
might use it. 


Also larger than me is an animal sleeping in one of the 
rooms. It came past me as | made repairs. It is half again 
my height, and three to four times that in length. Two 
long legs. One in front, and one in the back. Awkward 
when walking, but | saw it run as it entered. Like a 
cheetah. Four other limbs on the sides are small. Claws 
or stings on them? Perhaps for defense. Perhaps for 
prey. Also for prey are the long, sharp teeth that stick out 
of the four-jawed mouth. Two upper jaws and two lower 
jaws. Almost like two mouths, with one set of lips. It 
ignored me. | am metal. Not food for it. 


Would it matter if | were? In the long run? 


Report from Iteration 56 

While | waited for sunrise, a large creature came near 
the buildings. | had heard a series of rumblings, and | 
had wondered what caused them. Then a leg as large as 
a house crashed down next to me. It was like a tree 
trunk, with thick pads that spread out like roots beneath 
it. 


| hid in a moss tree, so | could not see the head or much 
of the body. Only a sense of vastness. 


There were patches of fungus growth on the skin. There 
were animals on it too, long and thin with the legs short 
and thick, or thin and wasted. As though legs were not 
necessary for these riders anymore. They reminded me 
of worms. 


Some were feeding on the fungus patches. Other riders 
stuck their heads through the skin, feeding through holes 
slowly seeping yellow-green blood. 


Then the pads bunched up, the leg lifted, and it was 
gone. 


Report From Iteration 82 

The plants are strange. Plants. Fungus? Moss? On the 
walls, like mold and moss. Stalks are almost meaty in 
some places. In others, like brittle, bleeding wood. 


Outside, there is more. "Trees" that are like stalks that 
branch and merge and branch again, a dozen times, 
covered in the moss-like growth. It swells at dawn, then 
withers down again at night. Does it do so every day? | 
will never know. 


There are no flowers. But there are growths that are as 
beautiful. Reds and greens, and other new colors, which 
mark fruits the tree-singers eat. These alien squirrels 
stretch from one limb to another and take the fruit in their 
smaller arms. One of the tree-singers came down and 
sat on me for atime. | did not dare to move. It ate a fruit 
held in its front pair of arms, one leg on my arm, the 
other on my head. It sang to the trees, and was 
answered, and it jumped back up, so quickly | hardly 
knew it moved. 


| am going back. | have seen nothing else you do not 
know. | am going to listen to the singing. 


+ Document SCP-1411-24 


the sunset we see is more beautiful 
than any others 
because we see it only once 


the peace that blooms 
in the heart of despair 
is the most precious of all 


who weeps for 
the reflection that disappears 
as soon as its caster 
moves from the mirror? 


The past | remember is hers. My future is 
measured in hours. | am a candle burned 
away at both ends. 


Footnotes 
1. The most catastrophic models suggest much of Central Asia 
would be rendered uninhabitable. 


« SCP-1410 | SCP-1411 | SCP-1412 » 


SCP-1412: Two Dead Sisters 


Item #: SCP-1412 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1412 are kept in 2 m x 
2m x 7 mterrariums filled partially with aerated soil at Sector-28. 
Rooms in the containment cells are to be filtered for humidity and 
supplied with typical ventilation for oxygen and carbon dioxide. 


Description: The pair comprising SCP-1412 closely resemble 
Cryptomeria ‘Japanese cedar’ trees, standing 4.45 m in height and 
1.21 m in diameter at the base. The pair has a similar biological 
profile and varies only slightly in appearance. Dendrochronological 
surveys of the trees are inconclusive due to a lack of annual rings 
inside of the trunks. Modern dating methods return various results 
ranging from months to 65 years. Closer inspection of bark 
samples shows a lack of cellular activity. 


SCP-1412 achieves mobility through growth. Frontal maws located 
underneath the bases of the trees digest plant and animal matter, 
which is then processed at an irregular rate, producing more bark for 
propulsion, effectively pushing them forward. Feeding in this manner 
does not seem to be crucial to the existence of SCP-1412, although 
in most cases either have been shown to move given an 
opportunity. SCP-1412 will not consume human matter and does not 
actively hunt for food save for the purpose of using it for mobility. 


Researchers Note: The amount of energy needed for 
mobility is minimal, although this energy seems to be 
consumed quickly. This suggests the distance traveled 
by these trees took place over at least six-hundred (600) 
years, estimation given the mobility of SCP-1412 without 
energy, and the time it takes for new plant matter to 
grow. This means SCP-1412 would have traveled faster 
in denser areas, and may have been relatively dormant 


until new food made itself available in more arid areas. 
See attached diagram compiled by Researcher Sanders 
of SCP-1412s course in the last two-hundred (200) 
years. Circles indicate periods of inactivity. 


1412 Tracking Map 


During testing, cadavers placed in the hollow opening near the 
bases of the trees are forced out, with no evidence of digestion or 
mastication. 


The pair seems to prefer traveling at a relatively close distance. Top 
speeds for either instance of SCP-1412 clock at 8 knots. 


A large portion of the bark seems to be severely damaged and 
charred, the cause is assumed to be annual rainfall. Introduction to 
small amounts of water (1 1) cause the bark of SCP-1412 to 
combust. Damaged sections of the trees do not appear to heal, but 
this does not result in reduced mobility or any abnormal behavior. 
Fire on the bark shows a faint purple, burning at roughly 200 °C. 
Further study into the mechanism eliciting this process is underway. 
The pair seems to be immune to fire up to temperatures of 1,300 °C. 


SCP-1412 was discovered in 2010 at Tenryu-Okumikawa Park by a 
group of civilians hiking in the area. The group was interviewed and 
administered with amnestics while a concurrent expedition was 
undertaken by Agent Breen and Researcher Sanders. The team 
reported following a trail of twisting, horizontal trunks through 23 ha 
of dense forest. The area surrounding the then dead bark was 
barren, although this range was reported to have only stretched 
roughly 1 m on either side of the husks. SCP-1412 was eventually 
discovered near Atera Seven Falls after two-days tracking. See 
Containment Report 1412 for further details. 


Addendum 1412-A: Sample Analysis 


Further testing of the inside of SCP-1412 reveals a negligible 

amount of radiation (0.89 microsieverts) per hour. A cross section of 
SCP-1412 reveals a spiraling mound of calcified gray matter located 
within which replaces nearly eighty percent (80%) of the heartwood. 


Audio from Containment Report: 1412 


Sanders and | reached Atera Seven Falls after following 
the husks for roughly two days. We found the pair 
comprising SCP-1412 near the overhang of Atera Seven, 
each of ‘em was leaning forward on the overhang. 
Sanders got in a bit closer to check the things out, she 
didn’t find anything unusual aside from the faint purple 
glow near the bottom of the trunks. The things were a bit 
warm too. Didn’t seem to be moving at all. | had Sanders 
page the evac unit. 


Note: The trees were very close to falling into the river. Excavation 
revealed a large rock underneath the banks obstructing the 
trajectory. 


« SCP-1411 | SCP-1412 | SCP-1413 » 


SCP-1413: SPORTSBALL 


Item #: SCP-1413 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Signals related to SCP-1413 
are to be intercepted as they are broadcasted and blocked from 
public viewing. All intercepted broadcasts are to be recorded and 
stored in Site-77's anomalous media wing. No personnel are to 
view these broadcasts for non-research purposes, and any 
personnel found doing so will be disciplined. 


Research into the source of SCP-1413 is ongoing. 


Description: SCP-1413 is an anomalous television program, 
detailing a violent sporting event referred to in all broadcasts as 
variants of common sporting names, most with the postfix '-ball'. The 
broadcasts are approximately one hour long, and usually feature 
apparently unrelated sporting events presented in a style similar to 
Olympic-themed athletic competitions. All broadcasts are 
accompanied by running commentary. 


As a subject views an SCP-1413 broadcast, they will begin to 
associate any feelings they have towards organized sports with 
SCP-1413's content. If they complete their viewing session, subjects 
will not have any interest in any sporting event besides those shown 
on SCP-1413. This does not amplify the subject's feelings towards 
athletics, and subjects who are exposed to SCP-1413 do not 
become more avid sports fans because of it. 


If the subject continues to view SCP-1413, all athletic paraphernalia 
they own will be altered to reflect the equivalent in SCP-1413. For 
example, items branded for the 'National Hockey League’ would 
instead read 'PUCKBALL BROADCASTING NETWORK 9.99". 
Affected subjects will react with confusion when other subjects are 
not aware of the existence of SCP-1413, as they believe it to be as 


well known as any other major sporting league. This has historically 
resulted in additional subjects being affected by SCP-1413. 


SCP-1413 was discovered on 09/18/2013, after a man in 
Gainesville, FL attempted to complain to his cable provider about 
SCP-1413. The subject had attempted to order an inclusive sporting 
cable package, and SCP-1413 had subsequently begun 
broadcasting to his home instead. After Foundation intervention, 11 
additional cases were located and contained. The phenomenon was 
subsequently classified as Euclid. 


Broadcast Log 


Event Commentary 

Pre-show introduction Announcer 11: 'SPORT' 
first originated with the 
Slorgtiboff Greeting Ritual 
04, wherein each Slorgtiboff 
smashes a brick into the 
other's fleshy and 
unprotected abdominal face. 

Described as 'Puckball', in) Announcer 22:Observe the 

which two teams of five cranial protectorate net. 

athletes attempt to navigale This prevents lethal brain 

a small ball of rubber into a injury, instead subjecting 

hole, by way of hitting it, andplayers to lifetimes of 

bludgeoning the other tearn, suffering as their minds 

with their teammates. slowly decay. 

Whichever team was able ito 

do so first won. 

Event was not explained, | Announcer 1: Oh, and it 

and consisted of two human looks like there's going to be 

subjects playing a variant of a delayed penalty for high 

ice hockey; changes sticking... scratch that, the 

included larger nets, the referee has been lost. 

inclusion of two pucks, a | Game on! Announcer 2: 

shorter time limit than The teeth of KOpavogur will 

standard NHL games, and_ be well-fed tonight. 

the placing of live gigantic 

organisms underneath the 


ice which would grab and 
pull athletes and spectators 
underneath the ice without 


warning. 

Unidentified and Announcer 1: Wow, it sure 
unexplained event, during} looks like Tim has the 
which fifteen athletes lead... oh! But a strong 


attempted to climb to the topcheck by Bjugstad! That's 

of a tower, without falling | going to lead to a reprisal on 
off. Obstacles included his home planet, for sure. 
spinning blades, wild What do you think, K'landu? 
animals, impractically large Announcer 2: The babes 
crushing implements, and|_ shall indeed bathe in the 
the other athletes. Event | blood of the futile dead 

took place in an tonight, Steve. Swiftly and 
extraterrestrial region, and _ silently, all shall perish. 

not all athletes appeared to Announcer 1: That's 

be human. Ended when all _ terrific. 

athietes were deceased. 

Described as Announcer 2: Here, we see 
‘Brickpuckball’; two athletes, how Slorgball winnows the 
positioned in a small ring, | weak-minded out of the 
attempted to destroy each} gene pool, crippling their 
other's faces with golden | chances at successful 
bricks. Although they wore breeding. Observe, as the 
protective gear, it appeared Seven-Nine-Suns Auto- 


to have minimal Conclave-Sideback has 
preventative impact on been hit in his reproductive 
visible injuries. ganglia. His children shall 


be deformed, and die before 
pupation, due to their 
father's stupidity in 
partaking in SPORT. 


Footnotes 
1. Referred to as Steve Tilken. 
2. Referred to as K'Landu the Misshapen 


« SCP-1412 | SCP-1413 | SCP-1414 » 


SCP-1414: Passive-Aggressive Radio 


Item #: SCP-1414 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1414 is to be contained in 
a3 meter by 3 meter soundproof room. It is not to be plugged in 
except during approved testing. 


Except during approved testing, SCP-1414's volume knob must 
never be set higher than '6’.