B24 has adopted a behavior 
similar to the Sea Moth, 


Cactoblastis cactorum 


(Cactus Moth) 


SCP-2825-B28 
Ocotea bullata 


(Black Stinkwood) 


SCP-2825-B38 
Erica cerinthoides 


(Fire Erica) 


remaining close to the ground 
when in movement. Two 
additional pairs of legs have 
grown on the abdomen, further 
assisting ground movement. 


To compensate for the viscosity 
of saliva, B24 have resorted to 
burrowing underground to 
reproduce. Larva is noted to 
consume plant life from 
underground, often tunneling 
through the cacti to feed. 

Several mouths located on the 
bark of B28 ward off prey through 
consumption and discharge of 
phlegm packets within SCP-2825. 
Phlegm is imbued with an 
odorous, orange sap from within 
B28. 


A small population of B20, Ixodes 
scapularis (Deer Tick), possesses 
a commensalistic relationship with 
B28. Small colonies of B20 will 
take residence within phlegm 
pockets imbued with B28 sap, 
removing all nutrients and 
rendering the phlegm pocket 
usable for other instances of 
SCP-2825-B. 

B38 has been noted to grow to 
heights of 40 meters, whilst still 
containing Heath characteristics. 
At about 20 meters in height, B38 
will flower and uproot itself 
through undetermined means, 
allowing itself to drift within 
SCP-2825. A single closed mouth 
vertically extends around the 


composition residing within SCP-333-B. All manifestations of 
SCP-333-C have proven much more durable than its composition 
would suggest, requiring considerable firepower to terminate outside 
of SCP-333-B and possessing apparent invincibility while within (see 
Addendum 333-8). Should SCP-333-C manage to escape 
SCP-333-B, it will remain until the next time SCP-333-B manifests 
unless terminated; following termination, SCP-333-C will 
dematerialize as well. 


Addendum 333-1: SCP-333-B will not fully manifest unless 
SCP-333-A is performed by a minimum of forty-nine (49) musicians 
within a single concert hall. Larger numbers of musicians appear to 
correlate to a larger and more complex metropolitan area. 
Additionally, simultaneous performances in differing locales result in 
integration of all concert halls within which SCP-333-A is being 
performed. SCP-333-B could hypothetically serve as a means of 
rapid transit between Foundation facilities. 


Addendum 333-2: The content of all 1,618 original instances of 
SCP-333-A have been observed to change following each 
performance. All remain identical to each other. Copies of SCP-333- 
A do not display this polymorphic nature. 


Addendum 333-3: Changes undergone by SCP-333-A appear to 
constitute the inclusion of motifs representing any foreign materials 
left behind by exploration teams. Given that copies of original 
SCP-333-A do not update to reflect material within SCP-333-B, it 
may be possible to selectively manifest materials and possibly even 
personnel within SCP-333-B. A more in-depth cost-benefit analysis 
will follow. 


Addendum 333-4: Visual, chemical, and mass spectrometric 
examination of structures within SCP-333-B indicates their 
composition is directly dependent upon the composition of 
instrumentation utilized for the corresponding performance of 
SCP-333-A. Additionally, it appears that the better a particular 
instrument is played, the less its composition is reflected within 
SCP-333-B. Given that structures within SCP-333-B are always of 
similar composition to the instruments utilized, it has been 
suggested that these structures may not have a finite composition. 
However, considering errors cause the composition of a particular 


entirety of B38's stem; currently, it 
has not been determined what 
purpose it serves to B38. 


Exploration Log 2825-UR [5/30/2012]: Observation Post-30 
personnel Steph Cutler and Matt Wilkinson conducted exploration of 
SCP-2825 through use of prototype Mk. 2 "Waterfowl" drone, 
utilized for aerial and aquatic movement, especially in an 
unpredictable environment. 


[00:01]: Matt Wilkinson here, Waterfowl successfully 
dispatched in SCP-2825. We're gonna have to take a 
look at decreasing the time it takes to transition between 
water and air later, | think. 


[00:09]: Encounter with a pack of maybe twenty B14, 
typically known as Greater Kudu. For anyone that hasn't 
read through the whole list, these guys form interlocking 
walls with their horns while swimming in packs. A few of 
them left the group to look at the drone, but didn't do any 
harm to it. 


[00:15]: Waterfowl has reached 2825-A, after some 
trouble with large phlegm clouds. Stuff's as thick as 
dough, though | ain't touching it myself. 2825-A is open 
as usual, can't exactly see inside of it from here. Entering 
now. 


[00:17]: First things | can see is, uh, the "throat" further 
down beneath 2825-A narrows a bit, gradually. Audio's 
picking up a low humming, nothing else really. Not 
exactly the most important thing to be looking at now, but 
2825-A looks like he has a few molars missing, and a 
cavity on another, heh. Progressing further down 2825-A 
now. 


[00:17]: Yeah, there's a lot more teeth here than we 
previously noted. There's a lot of molars that just keep 
lining the walls here, going back. Tunnel's diameter is 
about 50 meters now, all sides resemble a throat. 


Nothing we haven't seen before, really. 


[00:18]: Moving less than a fourth of a kilometer down, | 
have visual on— a uvula. And there's a humanoid 
grabbing it. It's hanging next to the wall, not like an actual 
uvula, if you know what | mean. Moving in closer. 


[00:19]: White male, maybe 60 years in age? Eyes are 
closed, he's naked. He doesn't have a mouth— uh— It's 
sort of attached to the uvula through a length of skin. I'm 
not quite sure how it works like that, the inside of a 
mouth being connected to the outside— hold up, hold 
up. His eyes are open. He's been looking at the drone. 
No movement yet— 


[00:19]: Cutler, he's grabbing it. He's grabbing it! He's 
holding— holding it away from him, shaking it? There's 
some sort of grinding noise right now. 


[00:20]: He was sawing at his mouth. He was using the 
shaft on the bottom to sever his mouth— Oh. The 
humanoid let go of the uvula after using Watefowl to 
detach himself, has currently fallen out of view. Cutler 
recorded the event— Yeah, he got it. Waterfowl is still 
operable, might have some samples left on the end of it. 
Moving further down now. 


[00:22]: Nothing else to note, but we picked up a 
swallowing noise coming from below. 


[00:24]: Gone down about three fourths of a kilometer 
now. We have visual on some sort of outcropping in the 
tunnel wall, we're taking a closer look. 


[00:25]: There appears to be a small, plastic wrapped 
document on the outcropping, which is mostly stone. 
We'll be grabbing and it bringing it back 


[00:27]: Not even just fifty meters down, and the tunnel 
appears to end apruptly with the same material as the 
walls. I'm not seeing that elderly man at the bottom, 


either 


[00:29]: We've landed Waterfowl on the tunnel's bottom, 
and still nothing. We're changing course back to 
Observation Post 30. 


Afterword: Waterfowl was recovered near Observation 
Post 30 in operable condition. Personnel Wilkinson and 
Cutler procured the following written note from 
Waterfowl: 


Alizarin is more than halfway done. | thought | 
would require more to make it, Perhacs-1 and 
Perhacs-2 proved especially helpful. 


Implementation of my system is underway. 
Don't let me distract you from the phenomena 
in this valley. You, the researchers and 
personnel, are simply going to be the first 
witnesses to my future project, and | couldn't 
be any prouder. 


- Pritchard 


« SCP-2824 | SCP-2825 | SCP-2826 » 


SCP-2826: The Boys From Patrol 


Item #: SCP-2826 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2826 is kept in a storage 
locker furnished with redundant fireproofing material at Site-19. 


Description: SCP-2826 is a Scottish police cap badge featuring an 
imperial crown, dated to 1955. Imaging of SCP-2826's interior 
indicates that several sheets of an irregular material (most likely 
cloth) are embedded in the object. The following is engraved on the 
back of SCP-2826: 


Design & synthesis: PIC 
Materials: JJv6 
Mindfuck: LG 
Distribution: BF 
The best we could do on such short notice. 
Use your lighter on this at the protest to see some real 
Three Stooges shit. 


When exposed to fire, SCP-2826 will glow with blue light for three 
hours. During this time, instances of SCP-2826-A will manifest within 
seven meters of the nearest gathering of police officers! at a rate 
proportional to the size of the gathering. 


SCP-2826-A are humanoid entities that impersonate members of 
the police force(s) in question. They appear with uniforms and 
equipment appropriate to this task, and are demographically 
consistent with the force. Law enforcement personnel will 
consistently identify SCP-2826-A as "the boys from patrol" and treat 
them as police officers. SCP-2826-A display limited intellect, a lack 
of familiarity with police procedures and equipment, minimal 
dexterity, and short attention spans; this typically renders their 
efforts to assist real law enforcement personnel counterproductive. 


When subject to heavy application of force, SCP-2826-A disappear 
completely, accompanied by a loud popping sound. 


When exposed to airborne lachrymatory agents (i.e. tear gas, 
pepper spray) in non-trivial quantities, SCP-2826 will emit a powerful 
burst of air in all directions for four seconds. This typically dispels 
said agents. 


Recovery Log 2826-01 


SCP-2826 was recovered on 2016-11-12 in Portland, Oregon after 
surveillance footage identified Jansen, a participant in the then- 
Ongoing protests against the election of Donald Trump and known 
affiliate of several local anarchist groups, in the possession of an 
unidentified object that was later proven to be SCP-2826. The 
subject's apparent activation of SCP-2826 coincided with the 
manifestation of several instances of SCP-2826-A among nearby 
police officers. 


Mobile Task Force Omicron-92 was deployed to retrieve SCP-2826. 
During this operation, SCP-2826 affected MTF Omicron-9, creating 
several instances of SCP-2826-A that accompanied the team. This 
effect has not been replicated under controlled conditions, and field 
testing has been deemed impractical. 


Jansen was first approached by two members of SCP-2826-A, 
who emphatically stated that they were "most certainly not with the 
SCP Foundation" before trying and failing to restrain her. Jansen 
was able to trick the two instances into punching each other in the 
face, causing both to demanifest and allowing her to escape. The 
target was approached and restrained by genuine members of 
Omicron-9; however, a third instance of SCP-2826-A accidentally 
discharged pepper spray at the target, causing SCP-2826's 
secondary effects to activate. This had the effect of knocking all 
individuals involved over, allowing Jansen to escape from her 
captors and run into a nearby crowd. 


The target evaded for the remainder of the protest, as two additional 
instances of SCP-2826-A repeatedly mistook other protesters for her 
and attempted to apprehend them, drawing unacceptable levels of 


attention towards Omicron-9. Retreat was delayed by SCP-2826-A 
impersonating members of the Portland Police Department, who 
were setting up and removing roadblocks at random. 


Jansen was later identified with facial recognition software and 
detained, along with SCP-2826, at her home in Beaverton. 
Foundation investigations traced SCP-2826's origins, as well as 
those of several other anomalies, to the nearby headquarters of 
Gol-5869, "Gamers Against Weed". 


An estimated 150 instances of SCP-2826-A manifested during the 
aforementioned protests over the course of two days, and frequently 
interfered with police operations. SCP-2826-A were captured on film 
by both civilians and media outlets, necessitating the scrubbing of 
related footage.3 


Footnotes 

1. The minimum group size for this effect to occur is six within a 
thirty-meter radius of each other. 

2. A task force specialized in operating during civil unrest with heavy 
media presence. 

3. For further information, see Document 2826-068, "Unusual 
Behavior From Police Officers During Anti-Trump Protests", and 
Document 2826-419, "Cop fail compilation Portland". 


« SCP-2825 | SCP-2826 | SCP-2827 » 


SCP-2827: Probably a Lobster 


Notice from the Records And Information Security 
Administration 


As of 12/13/15, the database entry for SCP-2827 has been 
rewritten 73 times due to massive database corruption. While the 
possibility of tampering or sabotage has not been ruled out, it is 
currently believed that information about SCP-2827 is inherently 
unstable and subject to unpredictable, erratic changes. Although 
no major cognitohazards have been associated with this entry, it 
is advised that you proceed with caution. 


Item #: SCP-2827 
Object Class: [Pending] 


Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Exclusion 
Zone-2827 has been established in a 3km radius around 
SCP-2827's current location, using a hazardous waste disposal area 
as a front. 


Further containment procedures cannot be enacted until more 
information is known about SCP-2827. As such, research is to 
continue as a Delta-class priority to the Foundation. 


Description: SCP-2827 is an entity that currently inhabits a 2m2 
plot of grass. It is unpredictably variable in its abilities, size, mass, 
radioactivity, sentience, sapience, toxicity, mobility, soeed, hostility, 
and other qualities. 


43 separate tests have been conducted by the Foundation to 
determine the properties of SCP-2827, which resulted in 13 fatalities 
of researchers (as well as [REDACTED] fatalities of D-class 
personnel). As such, Dr. Jacobs, PEZ-2827 Site Director, has 
determined only two consistent factors regarding the nature of 


SCP-2827: 


1. SCP-2827 possesses anomalous destructive capabilities. 

2. The physical appearance of SCP-2827 is that of a member of 
the Nephropidae family of crustaceans, also known as 
lobsters. (The exact species of lobster is indeterminable at this 
time.) 


Further information regarding SCP-2827 has yet to be determined, 
pending research. 


Partial Activity Log: 


Incident-2827-1: 3/13/07: SCP-2827 materializes 
instantaneously in the Gulf of Mexico. The entire state of 
California is destroyed/becomes an independent 
monarchy/has nothing to do with SCP-2827/retroactively 
materializes on the west coast of the United States of 
America, resulting in a PK-class Causal Energy 
Feedback Crisis that incinerates the entire city of 
Pacifica Beach, Nevada[The objective results of 
Incident-2827-1 are still unknown, pending further 
investigation.] 


3/58 23/07: SCP-2827 emits a constant, 127 dB shriek 
for approximately three hours. Gentlemen, we have 
failed. 


[DATA CORRUPTED]: SCP-2827 begins a three-year 
period of dormancy. 


44/55/66: [DATA CORRUPTED] 


Not this shit again. Alright, I'll have Attempt #74 up by the 
end of the month. | assure you, I'm just as frustrated as 
you are with this damn lobster. —Head Researcher 
Naismith 


+ Incident 2827-142 - 4/2827 clearance required 


On 2/24/14 at 12:39 PM, SCP-2827 displayed signs of 


physical discomfort. At the same time, a sealed envelope 
was discovered in the Director's office at PEZ-2827. 
Within the envelope was a letter containing three similar 
(but not identical) separate messages written in Swedish, 
French, and English: 


Jag ber om ursakt for de problem jag har 
orsakat er. 
Det dar var en ldgn. 


Jag kan lova er tva utmaningar, eftersom ni ar 
sa svaga allihop: 

1. Jag kommer alltid att vara en hummer. 

2. Jag ar sjuk - snalla hjalp mig. 

Avguda mig. 

Je n'apprécie pas les problemes que vous 


avez apportés sur moi. 
Je continue a apprendre comment exister.