Description: SCP-1103 refers to a set of commercially packed 
human body parts, labelled SCP-1103-1-1 to SCP-1103-1-11. All 
contained objects are vacuum-packed on plastic trays, with the label 
"Dr. Wondertainment's Young Surgeon's Transplant Kit", and a price 
tag ranging between $3.99 and $25.99. Several of the packs have 
an additional sticker showing a stylized bull's head, and the words 
"CORN BELT" written across its front. 


Additional content of the packages varies, however, each package 
contains an instruction leaflet (see Addendum 1103-1), a set of 
single-use plastic gloves, and a tube labelled "Dr. Wondertainment 
Tube of Wonderlube®", labelled SCP-1 103-2. The tube has a break- 
off end, and contains approximately 5ccm of a translucent, viscous 
yellow-green liquid of composition resembling blood plasma. 


Analysis have shown the tissues to be unusually durable - a sample 
was able to survive up to three hours exposed to room temperature 
air. When vacuum-packed, or submerged in physiologic solution, 
and cooled to below 5°C, a sample can be stored practically 
indefinitely. DNA analysis has shown the samples come from 
distinct individuals of varied race and gender, despite their uniform 
appearance - the only common trait among them appears to be the 


blood type of "O" and negative Rhesus factor. 


Applying SCP-1103-2 to human or animal tissues results in the 
temporary loosening of intercellular bonds of a layer approximately 
1mm thick, accompanied by mild fluorescence, of duration ca. 5 
minutes, after which the surface regains its previous structure. In the 
case of skin application, the outermost epidermis layer does not 
reconstitute. 


If during this time, another tissue sample is brought into contact with 
the loose cell layer, the surfaces fuse together, and over the 
following 6-14 hours, the interface between the two develops a 
functioning blood vessel network. Neural connections were initially 
thought not to develop; subsequent experiments have shown this 
process to take an average of three weeks. Despite foreign origin, 
there has only been one case of tissue rejection recorded during 
testing. (Experiment logs available upon request to all personnel 
with at least 1-1103 clearance.) 


Recovery Log: SCP-1103 came into attention of the Foundation on 
/10/20 , after an incident at the National Hospital in : 
Illinois, when 11-year-old J W __~ was hospitalized with hands 
apparently fused to his face. Interviewing the subject has revealed 
he has purchased "a joke surgery kit" (classified SCP-1103-1-1) at 
, alocal joke shop, and attempted to use it to graft an 
additional finger to each of his hands. 


Subject's home was searched, resulting in the procurement of an 
instance of SCP-1103, and a shop bill from " ", confirming 
the interview data. Investigation of the shop has resulted in seizing 
additional instances of SCP-1103, however, the owner has been 
proven to lack any knowledge of SCP-1103's anomalous effects. 
Investigation into the origin of the anomalous shipment is ongoing. 


All involved were treated with Class-A amnestics, and evidence 
linking J W _ 'sdisfigurement to a gas leak explosion was 
fabricated. 


Addendum 1103-1: 


Instruction leaflet for SCP-1103-1-1 


Hello! 


You have successfully purchased Funny Finger 
Transplant®, a part of Dr. Wondertainment's Young 
Surgeon's Transplant Kit, and are on your way to 
become a Young Surgeon! 


What do you need to be a Young Surgeon, you ask? 
Step 1: Find a friend who needs a finger. 

Step 2: Open the Funny Finger Transplant® package 
without hesitation. 

Step 3: Like a real surgeon, put on Dr. Wondertainment's 
Gummy Gloves®. Make sure they are a good fit. 

Step 4: Break open the cap of Dr. Wondertainment's 
Tube of Wonderlube®. Don't worry, it won't go off if you 
keep it cool. 

Step 5: Spread a little Wonderlube® on the place that 
longs for a new digit! 

Step 6: Just like traffic lights, wait until you see green 
light. 

Step 7: Take a Funny Finger® and put it where it should 
go. Make sure you have put it the right way on, or 
everyone will laugh! 

Step 8: Hold it in place for about five seconds. Hurrah! 
The operation has succeeded, Young Surgeon! 


When not being a Young Surgeon, be sure to keep your 
Dr. Wondertainment's Young Surgeon's Transplant Kit 
coo!! 


Do not touch the Wonderlube® with bare hands! Be 
careful when pulling down the Gummy Gloves®! 


Be precise, like a real surgeon! Once the Funny Finger® 
is in place, you won't be able to get it off that easily! 


If you enjoy being a Young Surgeon, consider buying Dr. 
Wondertainment's Young Surgeon's Human 
Construction Set! 


Warning: May contain traces of nuts! 


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SCP-1104: Nose Crab 


Item #: SCP-1104 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Complete destruction of 
SCP-1104 is endorsed, should adequate means be developed. 
While individual instances of SCP-1104 are easily terminated, 
SCP-1104 is endemic to subsurface geological formations in 
northwestern , rendering the (surmised) primary population of 
SCP-1104 inaccessible to convenient lethal agents. A surrounding 
area 10km in diameter has been designated Site-104 and cordoned 
from the public under guise of endangered species preservation. 
Personnel must wear N100 air filtration masks while within Site-104. 
Mammalian organisms exceeding 10kg (other than authorized 
Foundation personnel) entering Site-104 should be assumed 
contaminated and incinerated at facilities on-site. 


Description: SCP-1104 is a species tentatively identified as a 
member of order Chelicerata. The life cycle of SCP-1104 comprises 
at least two distinct phases, the first being a larval stage 
approximately 0.4mm in diameter. At irregular intervals, larval 
SCP-1104 are expelled from lava tubes within Site-104 at 
concentrations up to 200 individuals per cubic meter. These remain 
airborne for as long as 14 hours and have been documented to 
travel at least km under favorable weather conditions. 


When inhaled, larvae will adhere to nasal mucosa, where they 
excrete an array of H1 receptor antagonists that suppress both local 
inflammation and implantation of further larvae. Over a period of 6-8 
months SCP-1104 will grow and extend appendages through the 
host's ethmoidal canals. Hosts generally remain unaware of the 
presence of SCP-1104, apart from persistent but non-specific 
headaches. On maturation, SCP-1104 will begin applying pressure 
to the host's optic nerves causing obstruction of the central visual 
field. This pressure is applied selectively when the host is not 


oriented toward the local gradient of atmospheric hydrogen sulfide, 
which SCP-1104 can detect through the host's inhalations. After an 
initial period of distress, the host will begin to prefer to face and 
travel in the directions where they do not experience visual 
disturbances, thus tracing the source of hydrogen sulfide. Upon 
reaching a zone of sufficient hydrogen sulfide concentration, 
SCP-1104 projects appendages into the host's prefrontal cortex, 
causing unconsciousness during which SCP-1104 exits the host via 
the ocular cavity. After leaving a host, SCP-1104 attempts to locate 
and enter the source of hydrogen sulfide, such as a lava tube or 
sewer pipe. SCP-1104's subterranean lifecycle has not been 
documented. 


Although humans display the same instinctual aversion as any 
animal to visual disturbances caused by SCP-1104, the behavioral 
response is not a compulsion, and hosts may defy the influence 
especially if informed of the nature of SCP-1104 (Note that 
subsequent hostility toward research personnel should be 
anticipated). Attempts at surgically removing or poisoning a fully 
developed SCP-1104 result in immediate elicitation of its exit 
response. Post-exit hosts exhibit complete aspontaneity due to 
orbitofrontal lesions, and to date have provided no pertinent 
information in debriefing. 


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SCP-1105: Neural Polypore 


Item #: SCP-1105 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1105 is to be kept in its 
sealed habitat within Containment Cell 445-b at Bio-Research 
Area-12 Containment Cell 1332 at Site- . A size of roughly 2.8 
square meters is to be maintained through provision of plant matter 
grown within a dedicated greenhouse. A temperature of 15.6° C at 
5% humidity is to be maintained with an inbuilt climate control 
system. Air exiting the cell is to be passed through redundant 
filtration systems. Containment area is sealed from observation deck 
via double air-lock. Doors are connected to an exterior locking 
system allowing them to be sealed in case of emergency or 
containment breach. 


All windows, vents, seams and doorways are to be lined with 
eletromagnetic coils in continuous operation. EM-shielded CCTV 
cameras with dual battery backups will be mounted in each corner of 
the room to provide audiovisual monitoring. If SCP-1105 
demonstrates signs of hostility or makes a concerted attempt to 
escape Its enclosure, a scram switch installed in the primary 
observation area will activate multiple high-pressure jets of 
dicyanoacetylene to immediately destroy SCP-1105. 


Backup samples of SCP-1105's spores are to be kept at Bio- 
Research Area-12. 


Description: SCP-1105 is a species of mobile fungus resembling 
Fomitiporia ellipsoidea. \n sufficiently large concentrations, individual 
elements grow together into forms and structures beneficial to the 
whole, though no centralized nervous system can be detected that 
could be used to direct such growth. SCP-1105 appears to grow 
most readily upon dead plant matter, and has been observed to 
become motile in an attempt to reach such matter, though in the 


absence of viable plant material, the fungus can subsist in an inert 
state on ambient moisture alone. 


Once the fungus locates suitable plant matter, it will undergo a 
mitotic phase to form a number of filamental mycelia, eventually 
covering the plant matter and mechanically breaking it down prior to 
consuming it. Over a period of 24 to 48 hours, subsumed material is 
used to enlarge these strands, which become thickened and 
reinforced, and develop a rubbery texture. After these characteristics 
manifest, the mycelia begin to vibrate, and display evidence of 
electrical activity. Analysis of samples taken from fungal growth at 
this stage indicates no viable means of producing or storing an 
electrical charge. 


After a sufficient fungal mass has accumulated, roughly 5 kilograms, 
the collective mass will dissociate into 4-6 smaller masses of 
approximately equal size, referred to as SCP-1105-1. These 
individual masses display independent motivations, though are 
apparently capable of assisting each other with tasks such as 
reaching additional plant matter for consumption. 


SCP-1105-1 instances have a tendency to alter their morphology on 
a near-constant basis to accommodate environmental factors or the 
task in which they are currently engaged, such as developing a 
greater number of leg analogues while motile and in search of food, 
or producing additional mandibles while consuming plant matter. 
Additionally, individual SCP-1105-1 have been observed to adopt 
forms resembling organisms in the order Trilobita or Rodentia. Other 
forms resembling the families Lepidoptera and Gerridae have been 
observed, but only infrequently. These additional forms appear 
entirely spontaneously, and do not appear to be triggered by specific 
external conditions. 


Addendum 1: Recovery: SCP-1105 was initially recovered by 
Foundation operatives in the Heilongjiang province of China on 
1987/12/17. Following a significant seismic event in the area, 
numerous reports had surfaced of a "forest monster" in outlying rural 
areas. Based on a description closely matching the one given in this 
document, thirty-nine AMTF Nu-7 agents were dispatched to 
investigate and report. Within 500 meters of the area where 
sightings had occurred, the operatives’ SUVs were swarmed and 


subsequently electronically disabled by what the agents estimated 
as hundreds of instances of SCP-1105-1. The agents rapidly 
dismounted, drew the instances away from their transports, and 
engaged them with incendiary munitions, destroying the swarm. 
After an hour-long search, they discovered an apparent point of 
origin beyond a path of stripped vegetation adjacent to a hillside. It 
was later determined that the earlier seismic activity had created a 
fault in the bedrock, exposing a large cavern containing substantial 
SCP-1105 growth. It is assumed to have subsisted on ambient 
moisture and mineral deposits. Following collection of specimen and 
core samples, the cavern was sterilized via dicyanoacetylene 
saturation detonation and subsequently collapsed and sealed with 
ANFO. 


Addendum 2: Aquatics: While instances of SCP-1105-1 have 
displayed an ability to adapt and travel upon the surface of a body of 
water, they have been shown to be unable to thrive underwater. If 
forcibly submerged for an extended period of time they will simply 
fall apart. 


Addendum 3: Senses: While it is apparent that animated 
SCP-1105-1 are unable to process light as a sensory medium, they 
seem to be able to sense movement by detecting air currents and 
electromagnetic fields generated by animate beings. SCP-1105-1 
simply flee from these fields. As such, electromagnets have been 
incorporated into the containment procedures. 


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SCP-1106: "Grow Your Own Child" Kit 


Item #: SCP-1106 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1106 is to be kept in a 
secure containment locker in Site. All testing must be approved by 
Level 3 staff or higher. All uncontained instances of SCP-1106 
discovered must immediately be secured and brought into 
containment. 


Description: SCP-1106 is a cylindrical metal chamber composed of 
an unknown alloy determined to be roughly 96% iron. During its 
"standby" phase, SCP-1106 is inactive and its top cover will be 
open, granting access to the interior; however, the inside is 
consistently found to be empty during the "standby" period. If at any 
point a human tissue sample is placed inside the chamber, such as 
a buccal scraping, or a sample of blood, saliva or [REDACTED], 
SCP-1106 will close and enter its "locked" phase. All attempts to 
open or otherwise access the interior of SCP-1106 during its 
"locked" phase have proven unsuccessful. Attempts to place 
cameras or other devices inside SCP-1106 to observe the inside 
during the "locked" phase have also failed; it appears that the item 
will not close and lock if there is any inorganic material inside the 
chamber. Three (3) months after the initiation of the "locked" phase, 
the chamber will reopen and produce a human infant genetically 
identical to the sample donor. The products of SCP-1106, hereby 
referred to as SCP-1106-1, in the majority of all cases will develop 
normally and be indistinguishable from a naturally born human. 


Nonetheless, in a small portion of cases (about %), instances of 
SCP-1106-1 will be born with marked defects. Recorded defects 
include SCP-1106-1 being born with abnormal numbers of limbs, 
being born without skin, being born with the system positioned 
outside of the body, and potentially dangerous deviations in [DATA 
EXPUNGED] coupled with a significant increase in aggression. Most 


notably, one instance of SCP-1106-1 was discovered to be emitting 
a remarkably high level of gamma radiation, forcing the immediate 
vicinity to be evacuated. 


Addendum 1106-01: Transcript of label affixed to the exterior of 
SCP-1106