Miscellaneous observations: No signs of Dr. 
Lavinson were found within SCP-3347-2. The 
walls and windows of SCP-3347-2 were 
unbroken, making an escape through normal 
means impossible. Experimentation on 
SCP-3347 was permanently halted, and Dr. 
Morris was removed from the premises and 
promptly reassigned. 


UPDATE: On //20 (10 days after Experiment 3347-C 
was concluded), Dr. Morris reported hearing the sounds 
of muffled speech and laughter at approximately 2:30 
AM within her place of residence. The following morning, 
Dr. Morris found a note written on lined paper at the foot 
of her bed. The contents of said note are as follows: 


Hello, 


Sorry to disturb you. It won’t happen again. 
She just wanted to see what you looked like. 
She never believed me when | told her how 
much she looked like you. | wish you were 
able to see her, she would have loved that so 
much, and | think you would have too. 


« SCP-3346 | SCP-3347 | SCP-3348 » 


SCP-3348: Lost Dictionary 


SCP-3348 at the time of recovery. 


Item #: SCP-3348 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3348 is to be kept in a 
safe secured via a combination lock at least five (5) characters in 
length, which itself is to be contained within a standard Safe-Class 
containment chamber. 


In order to prevent the contents of SCP-3348 from being spoken 
outside of testing, the antechamber connecting the containment 
chamber to the remainder of the facility is to be equipped with a 
mechanism capable of dispensing Class-A Targeted Amnestics. 
Whenever personnel without Level 3-3348 clearance or higher exit 
the chamber, the mechanism is to be activated in order to erase 
their memories of said contents. 


Description: SCP-3348 is a black leather-bound journal. Written in 
a white field on the front cover is the title The Compiled Vocabulary 
of the Kaejnethionian Language by Mandred Moizer. 


The first several pages of the journal contain hand-written entries 
listing words in a previously unknown language, presumably 
Kaejnithionian, along with their translations. These words are 
characterized by their extreme length; no entry has been observed 
to be any less than six (6) syllables long. In addition, Foundation 
linguists are currently unable to find consistent traits between each 
instance, as if their structures are completely random. 


The remaining pages are blank, but an extra piece of loose paper 
was found in the back of the journal at the time of recovery (See 
Addendum 3348-02). 


SCP-3348's anomalous properties manifest when an individual 


(henceforth referred to as the Subject) speaks one of the words 
contained within it. As soon as the word is completely spoken, all 
instances of the entity or concept it is associated with will become 
negatively effected in some way within a 30m radius of the Subject. 
This effect manifests in one of three general ways, depending upon 
the chosen word's part of speech: 


¢ Nouns: The affected entities will be altered in such a way that 
they will no longer be able to perform their intended function 
and/or attempting to use them will cause harm to the user. 

¢ Verbs: For 30 seconds after the Subject speaks the word, 
anyone or anything attempting to perform the respective 
action will invariably fail, usually hurting themselves or others 
in the process. 

¢ Adjectives: Entities exhibiting the respective trait will lose it. 


Addendum 3348-01: Test Log 
The following is a list of the initial tests conducted with entries found 
within SCP-3348. 


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Entry Tested: "te —_viserex" 

Part of Speech: Noun 

Translation: "knife" 

Procedure: A knife and a length of rope are placed ona 
table. Subject is asked to speak the word, then attempt 
to cut the rope with the knife. 

Results: The edge of the knife briefly heats to °C 
before cooling down, now visibly dull. Subject attempts to 
make a cut in the rope for approximately 5 minutes 
before the knife suddenly snaps in half. 


Entry Tested: "gulsa __ tid" 

Part of Speech: Verb 

Translation: "to walk" 

Procedure: D-50339 (Subject-B) is asked to attempt to 
walk from one end of the testing chamber to another 
after the word is spoken. 

Results: Subject-B begins to walk forward. After a 
couple of steps, his legs buckle and he falls to the 


ground. Several more attempts are made, each resulting 
in the same outcome until the end of the 30 second 
period. 


Entry Tested: "ki = iworyac" 

Part of Speech: Verb 

Translation: "to fall" 

Procedure: After the word is spoken, Subject is asked to 
lift a bowling ball off of the table and drop it at their feet. 
Results: The bowling ball does not fall, suspending itself 
in the air where it was released. After the 30 second time 
period, it falls to the ground at terminal velocity. Subject 
sustains minor injuries. 


Entry Tested: "fazava — wikuc" 

Part of Speech: Adjective 

Translation: "red" 

Procedure: A red apple is placed on a table and 
observed after the word is spoken. 

Results: The skin of the apple turns from red to a visual 
phenomena that is described by those present as 
"indescribable" and "incomprehensible." Subject and 
observing personnel suffer from major headaches for the 
following hours. 


Entry Tested: "at = ejiraqun" 

Part of Speech: Adjective 

Translation: "large" 

Procedure: A standard -brand refrigerator is 
placed next to a sculpture of a fork made to be roughly 
the same size. Both are observed after the word is 
spoken. 

Results: The sculpture is shrunken to the size of a 
regular fork, but the refrigerator remains unaffected. 
Researcher's Note: This test reveals an interesting 
property of SCP-3348. Although the fridge and the fork 
were about the same size, only the fork was considered 
"large." This seems to suggest some level of sentience, 
as the perception of the subject seems to make a 
difference in the outcome. We will test on more 


perception-based entries to confirm this hypothesis. — 
Lead Researcher Dr. Hapton 


Entry Tested: "ezo __ tyia" 

Part of Speech: Noun 

Translation: "love" 

Procedure: D-03934 and D-14045 (Subjects-B and -C), 
who are known to be romantically involved with each 
other, are placed together in the testing chamber and 
observed after the word is spoken. 

Results: Subject-B and Subject-C look at each other 
with apparent looks of disgust and hatred, moving away 
from each other and repeatedly requesting they be 
removed from the testing chamber as soon as possible. 


Entry Tested: "chros —midav" 

Part of Speech: Adjective 

Translation: "hostile" 

Procedure: Subject (Security Officer B  ) is to say the 
word, then interact with D-99328 (Subject-B). Note that 
Subject-B has on multiple occasions verbally and 
physically assaulted Subject-A, and has openly 
expressed his negative regards towards him. 

Results: Subject-B enters room in which Subject is 
waiting, and exhibits a positive reaction to him, greeting 
him warmly and offering a handshake. Subject is 
prompted by researchers to refuse and provoke the 
Subject-B, but Subject-B's disposition sees no apparent 
change. Since this experiment, Subject-B has been 
uncharacteristically cooperative with staff. 


Entry Tested: "it = kwapo" 

Part of Speech: Verb 

Translation: "improve" 

Procedure: Researcher Dr. M —_ (Subject-B) and Junior 
Researcher Dr. Y (Subject-C), who has a tomato 
allergy, are asked to apply generous servings of ketchup 
to hamburgers placed in front of them simultaneously 
after the word is spoken. 

Results: Subject-B effortlessly performs the task, but 


SCP-432 Expedition 5 


SCP-432 Expedition 5 
Date: - - 
Expedition supervisor: Dr T. S 


Subject is D-8887, male, 19, athletic physique. Subject's 
background shows a history of gang violence and murder. Subject is 
equipped with standard mission equipment pack and sent into 
SCP-432. Camera is activated and subject enters SCP-432. The 
door is held open by a 3kg weight placed inside the doorway, with 
technicians on hand to remove the weight and close the door if 
required. 


Camera activates, showing subject is in a short corridor constructed 
from the same corroded metal as the exterior of SCP-432, which 
terminates in a t-junction after approximately 10 meters. 

Tunnel is notable to previous expeditions in that there are no lit 
bulbs on the walls. As Subject moves forward, he remarks that there 
is a large quantity of broken glass on the floor of the tunnel. Subject 
switches on his torch and proceeds forward to t-junction, then 
proceeds left as instructed by Control after marking his route. 


Subject moves through SCP-432, taking turnings as indicated by 
control. During this time the Subject is careful to mark his route 
using marker chalk, and makes routine reports to Control describing 
any visual or audio impressions of the structure. 

Subject reports that he can hear occasional, distant 'machine noises’ 
through the walls, and that the interior of SCP-432 is quite cold. 


After 45 minutes Subject has travelled approximately 2500 meters 
through the structure. Video and audio interference is minimal and 
Subject has carefully marked his route through SCP-432 with 
marker chalk. So far all the wall-mounted light-bulbs observed in this 
section of the structure have been broken. Subject stops to take a 


Subject-C expresses overwhelming difficulty when 
attempting to tip the ketchup bottle to the appropriate 
angle. When Subject-B is prompted to attempt to assist, 
he reports that he cannot move it until Subject-C 
removes her hands from the bottle. 


Entry Tested: "jugi ua" 

Part of Speech: Noun 

Translation: "property" 

Procedure: Three (3) identical staplers (Items-1 through 
-3) are placed on a table in front of the Subject and 
observed after the word is spoken; Item-1 was bought by 
the Subject, ltem-2 was bought by an associate and 
given to the Subject, and Item-3 was brought in 
specifically for this test. 

Results: The spring mechanisms of Items-1 and -2 
suddenly snap, but Item-3 remains intact and fully 
functional. 


Notice From Lead Researcher Dr. Hapton: Upon 
review of the data collected from the above tests, it is of 
my professional opinion that further testing by team will 
fail to yield any additional meaningful information. 
However, if you are a researcher needing to use 
SCP-3348 for your own experiments, please have your 
project lead contact me so that arrangements may be 
made. 


Addendum 3348-02: Recovery 

SCP-3348 was recovered and contained on / /20 , shortly after 
several Hume sensors detected a sudden and brief drop 0.5km 
away from the front entrance of Site- , where it is currently being 
held. Upon recovery, a handwritten note was found in the back of 
the journal on a separate piece of paper. The contents of the note 
have been recorded below: 


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To whomever finds this, 


| need you to keep my work safe. As | write 


this, there are several very angry individuals 
coming to destroy what | have done. To think, 
my own colleagues, my former friends 
supposedly dedicated to the preservation of 
truth and knowledge, coming to me and 

all of a sudden telling me that recording it is 
wrong. When | had discovered 

the Kaejnithionian language, it was nearly lost 
to history; | thought | was the first. Turns 

out | wasn't, and they tried to bury history on 
purpose. Some ancient war or something 

of the sort, I'm not sure, but they nearly 
destroyed all records of the Kaejnithionians on 
purpose - nearly. They said what | was doing 
was "forbidden." So here | am now, 

writing to you in a dark corner of the Library, 
hoping that this Way leads 

to where | think it does. No safer place in the 
universe than one of the Jailors' cells, 

right? Please, | know that your people as 
dedicated to the protection of knowledge as 

| am - or maybe by now, was. 


Hopefully, this arrangement won't be 
permanent. If | get out of this alive, I'll be 
coming 

for my book - | fully intend to finish what | 
started. 


From one scholar to another, 
Motzer 


Given the content of the note, as well as the circumstances of 
SCP-3348's recovery, it is to be assumed that the individual known 
as "Mandred Moizer" somehow obtained knowledge of the location 
(or at least, the approximate location) of Site- and has as means to 
reach it. An investigation to find the possible mode of information 
leakage is currently underway, and site security has been updated 
accordingly. 


SCP-3349: Printing EKG 


SCP-3349 on standard EKG! paper. Manifestations have been 
marked. 


Item #: SCP-3349 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Individuals affected by 
SCP-3349 are to be admitted indefinitely as inpatients under routine 
care in Foundation Long-Term Acute Care facilities so as to not re- 
expose SCP-3349 to civilian physicians and the medical community 
at large. Reports of instances are to be intercepted by field agents, 
who are to use experiential discretion regarding the use of Class A 
amnestics. 


The cardiac activity of patients admitted with SCP-3349 is to be 
monitored at all times by a centralized telemetry unit, continuously 
staffed with two 12-hour shift clerical personnel. Instances of 
SCP-3349 are to be reported by the clerical staff to the nursing staff 
promptly via an exclusive telephone line. Electrical manifestations of 
SCP-3349 are to be captured when possible, the printouts 
catalogued both in the patient's analog and electronic record. 


Beginning in 1941, SCP-3349 has been actively expunged from the 
civilian medical community and literature, initially per endeavors of 
Mobile Task Force Gamma 5 (“Red Herrings”) and since 
continued by the ongoing global acquisition and obscuration of case 
studies by the D.E.A. 


Description: SCP-3349 is a nonfatal cardiac arrhythmia that has a 
42.8% incidence following a specific sequence of intravenous drug 
administrations: 


* 150 mg IV drip of amiodarone (infused over 15 minutes) 

* 1g IV infusion of magnesium (infused over 1 hour) 

¢ 1 ampule of sodium bicarbonate (infused over 3-4 minutes) 
* 0.1 mcg IV of epinephrine (immediate push) 


SCP-3349 is not constant and appears periodically in the affected 
individual with an average of nine occurrences per day, lasting for 
an average of three minutes per occurrence. Subjectively, patients 
report feeling comforted, elated, and euphoric. Objectively, 
SCP-3349 produces a “fluttering” central and peripheral pulse upon 
palpation, often described as tactilely similar to a purr of Felis catus 
(the common house cat), and can be auscultated with a 
stethoscope, the clinical descriptions also citing the purr of Felis 
catus.2 


On electrocardiogram, SCP-3349's manifestations display 
commonalities with the waveforms of human vocalizations. 
Spectrographically-reconstructed audio signals3 based on 
SCP-3349's electrical signatures produce various intonations of 
human-like laughter, wailing, and speech (See "Audio Data" below). 
Auditory outputs resembling the purr of Felis catus have also been 
reported. 


SCP-3349 is non-curable and is refractory to defibrillation at 200, 
300, and 360 Joules. There are no known precipitating or alleviating 
factors regarding SCP-3349, other than the aforementioned 
induction. Despite the erratic electrical activity, patients remain 
stable, though few may experience some reduction in exercise 
tolerance. 


Audio Data 


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Footnotes 

1. Electrocardiogram. 

2. Charleston, M. E., Pompeio, B., Alessa, K. L., & McKenzy, D. W. 
(1972).SCP-3349: A Multicenter Longitudinal Cohort Study 1942- 
.Foundation Quarterly Journal of Medicine, 40(5), 233-253. 

3. Approximated viaAnalysis & Resynthesis Sound Spectrograph 
4. A brief instantiation has been selected for educational purposes. 


SCP-3350: Shape Up!