Subgroup Symbolan_ Descriptio Examples of 
Location c Phrases 
Symboi Vocalized 
SCP-1610-A a, forehead. Instances of"Test failed;" 
SCP-1610-A "Results 
are males ofunacceptable;! 
indeterminate "Repair test 
ethnicity subject" 
measuring 
approximately 
1.8m in height 
and 70kg in 
weight. 
Individuals 
are inanimate 
and 
unresponsive 
unless 
exposed __ to 
damage _ that 


would 
normally be 
lethal. When 


exposed ___ to 
damage _ that 
is non-lethal, 
it will be 
healed almost 


instantaneously; 

as such, 

trauma 

applied to 

instances _ of 

SCP-1610-A 

tend to result 

in anatomical 

structures 

remaining in 

inappropriate 

angles and 

positions. 
SCP-1610-B £8, lower back Instances _ of"Abort 

SCP-1610-B_ testing;" 

are males of"Stimulus — is 

primarily lethal;" 

Hispanic "Product is 

descent, not ready” 

measuring 

approximately 

1.4m in height 

and 66kg in 

weight. 

Individuals 

are capable 

of completing 

simple tasks 

when 

prompted, but 

show no 

actual 

cognitive 

abilities. 

Healing of 

non-lethal 

wounds is 

delayed, 

allowing _ for 

time to 


SCP-1610-C 6, 
shoulder 


correctly 


position all 
parts of the 
body for 
efficient 
healing. 


leftInstances jof"We're almost 


SCP-1610-C there;" "Keep 
are males oftesting;” 
primarily "You're doing 
Caucasian | great" 
descent, 

measuring 
approximately 

1.7m in height 

and 74kg in 
weight. 

Individuals 

are capable 

of completing 

simple tasks 

and 

interacting 

with other 
SCP-1610-C 
specimens 

when 

prompted. 
SCP-1610-C 
appears to be 

able to 
correctly tend 

to its own 


SCP-1610-D ¢, back of thelnstances _ of"lt's okay;" 


right hand 


wounds. 
SCP-1610-D "I'm not 
are femaleshurting;" "It's 


of — primarilyfor the best;" 
Caucasian | "We're 
descent, helping so 


measuring | many people" 
approximately 
1.5m in height 
and 60kg in 
weight. 
Individuals 
are capable 
of completing 
simple tasks 
and 
interacting 
with 
personnel 
and other 
SCP-1610-1 
specimens to 
a limited 
degree. 
SCP-1610-D 
appears to be 
able to 
correctly tend 
to its own 
wounds. 


SCP-1610 was discovered in , inthe United States ata 
suspected cover building for Gol-14 ("Prometheus Labs, Inc."). A 
Foundation raid on the building recovered the objects, along with 17 
other anomalous artifacts. When discovered, SCP-1610-1 was kept 
in cryogenic suspension in the eastern wing of the building. The only 
other anomalous artifacts found in that section were samples of 
SCP-1610-2. 


Addendum-1610-Alpha: The following series of assorted 
handwritten documents were found at the discovery site of 
SCP-1610. 


How can we possibly make humans better when we can't 
test on them fully? 


Results are in. Finally, the prototype test subject has 


been made. Z-Subjects are gonna be the way of the 
future, let it be marked here. 


Johnson gave me an idea today. We made the 
replication gel just last week; why not combine it with the 
Achilles Project? The Z-Subjects are only as strong as 
humans, and hell, we could always use some more. It's 
not like we can just throw any old person into it. 


Or, | mean, it's not like we would. Not unless they 
volunteer. 


The alpha subjects are in. As of right now, they're really 
more of piles of meat and bones than anything, really. 
We can barely make the things stand up on their own. 
It's really ridiculous to watch some of the tests. We'll fix 
that with the betas. 


They walk and everything alright, but still, it's not enough. 
When a guy gets stabbed, he doesn't just keep on 
walking. All treatments at this time are, unfortunately, 
ineffective. 


Hey, can we at least get these things to stop fucking 
yelling when we kill them? | know it's supposed to help 
us know exactly what is and isn't working, but fuck, it's 
eerie. 


Well, that's one batch of clones wasted and one "Bring 
Your Daughter to Work" day that shan't be forgotten. All 
gamma Z-Subjects have been incinerated. 


Good news, delta Z-Subjects are working more efficiently 
than ever, and we're making some real progress. Bad 
news, some of the workers are unnerved with working on 
[REDACTED], and it's dropping the morale a lot. 


Fuck this place. Fuck this place straight to Hell. All of you 
are sick people, and | wish | could take you all with me. 
This is for the good of humanity? You say that, but every 
day for the last three goddamn weeks, we've been 


watching people die on purpose. Fuck what they're 
telling us, yeah, they're fucking human. Don't give me 
any of this Z-Subject bullshit. Even we can't build a 
perfectly correctly functioning human by ourselves. | 
mean, it's obvious now, isn't it? Now that we got our 
fucking [REDACTED] dying in front of us every day. | 
came to this company because | thought we could help. | 
thought we could make a fucking difference to the 
human race. | didn't come to work here so that | could 
commit murder over and over again. We're making no 
fucking progress and the higher ups fucking know it. The 
project should've stopped after the first week. 


Goodbye. I'm burning my body so you bastards can't 
fucking kill me more than | want to be killed. 


Suicides have increased dramatically among staff. 
Defections, too. We're losing personnel right and left. 
Maybe a new model is needed, a more encouraging 
voice. 


Is... is this a fucking joke to them? How the hell am | 
supposed to carry the body of the nicest lady in the 
whole damn building to the vat when she's constantly 
telling me how wonderful | am and how "okay" it fucking 
is? 


It isn't fucking okay. 
| only wanted to help. 
All we've done is make humans that want to be killed. 


It crossed the line when they programmed in the phrase, 
"| wanted to die." 


LEVEL 4 SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED 


As of 05/16/2004, individuals matching the description of 
SCP-1610-A and SCP-1610-B have not been 
discovered. However, SCP-1610-C and SCP-1610-D 


have been identified as being identical to Thomas 
Masterson and Beatrice Logan respectively. Mr. 
Masterson was previously confirmed to be one of the 
head researchers of the Achilles Project headed by 
Prometheus Laboratories, and Ms. Logan was confirmed 
to be his secretary. 


Footnotes 
1.0, B, 6, ande 


« SCP-1609 | SCP-1610 | SCP-1611 » 


SCP-1611: Guarded Apartment 


Item #: SCP-1611 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The area in which SCP-1611 
manifests is to be sealed off and designated as its containment 
chamber. No personnel are permitted to enter SCP-1611's 
containment chamber, with D-Class access permitted for test 
purposes. In the event that SCP-1611 begins speaking, on-site 
sound dampening speakers are to be activated until it ceases. 


Description: SCP-1611 is an apartment located within the 
[REDACTED] hotel in Miami, FL. SCP-1611's interior has never 
been directly observed; however, it is believed to have existed in its 
current state since 1989. SCP-1611-1 appears to be a young 
woman with distorted facial features and damaged clothing. 
SCP-1611-1 resembles M_ C_ , the last known resident of 
SCP-1611. 


When a subject approaches the stairwell leading to SCP-1611, 
SCP-1611-1 will crawl out of SCP-1611 and attempt to address 
them. SCP-1611-1 will claim that it has suffered a terrible injury or 
illness, then that the subject must assist them. As the subject 
approaches, it will move back into SCP-1611. 


If the subject enters SCP-1611, the door leading to it will shut for 24 
hours. Any visual recording devices brought in by the subject will 
cease functioning, while audio recordings will be heavily distorted. 
Audio recorded from within SCP-1611 indicates that the subject is 
interrogated by an entity within SCP-1611, with repeated references 
to sickness andM C_. These sounds cannot be heard from 
outside SCP-1611. 


After 24 hours, portions of the subject will be ejected from 
SCP-1611. They will usually be missing one or more internal organs, 


in addition to epidermal tissue, skeletal structure and bodily fluids. 
None of these have been recovered. Testing to view the interior of 
SCP-1611 is ongoing. 


SCP-1611 was discovered on 1/23/1989, when 11 people staying at 
the [REDACTED] hotel went missing over a 1-month period!. 
Agents were dispatched to investigate, and were able to discover 
SCP-1611's anomalous properties. A cover story was released, with 
cause of death listed as carbon monoxide poisoning. The 
[REDACTED] hotel was condemned, and converted to contain 
SCP-1611. As of 3/14/1989, SCP-1611 has been classified as 
Euclid. 


Addendum: On 11/12/1991, adiary belonging toM C- was 
discovered by agents working with _ . Portions of this document 
have been included in this report. 


...I've been drinking again. Dr. Radley told me | couldn't 
keep it up, but he doesn't know what it's like to keep 
them away. If booze makes 'em shut up, then I'll self- 
medicate as much as | damn well please. Besides, it's 
not like I'm close to rock bottom. | have a nice apartment 
in Miami, good friends and good ale. 


Damien is telling me about the seminar again. | really 
wish he'd shut up about it, because it's dumb as hell. If 
you really could find your inner self by sitting on the dirt 
and humming, then everybody would've done it. 


...otten luck, | had to be dragged with him. It was ina 
really seedy part of town too. Like, seedier than my 
apartment hotel room. There were like 3 guys there, 
sitting on a patch of dirt and humming. The guy was 
really creepy looking. He had a fu-manchu and a glass 
eye. I'm pretty sure he had all the skin conditions too. 
ANYways, he gives me a pendant thing and tells me to 
sit down. So | sit there for like an hour, and it's so 
boooooriiing. They're all humming, and he's watching. 


Walked out after that. It was just... too damn weird. 


| just realized | still have the rock though. | guess | could 
give it back... but that would entail going back there. So 
no. 


...most died today. I'm barely holding the pen right now. | 
was trying to cross the street and some guy in a Pinto 
just flew around the corner at top speed. Thought | was 
gonna die. But then... | was out of the way and he was 
wrapped around a telephone pole. Someonething 
pushed me out of the way. 


I'm not going out tomorrow. 


These portions have been significantly damaged due to age, water, 
and exposure. Restoration efforts are ongoing. 


...this week has been fucking ridiculous(...)watching out 
for me(...)it seems like everyone and their(...)out to get 
me, and | just get by them(...)divine providence. There 
was a mugger, Damien go(...)on tuesday, and the train. | 
don't want to go outside anymore. I'm o(...)fe with him in 
my little room. He's watching over me. 


The coughing is worse today. I(...)cabinet was 
completely empty. Of course, he(...)me out because it's 
not safe out there. But it isn't safe in here either. The 
spots on my leg(...)smell horrible. The sheets are turning 
black from it(...)ust watches me die. 


People(...)ook them and showed me. | didn't 
kno(...)anted, but he ripped them(...)wrapped my leg, it 
was still bleeding(...)help me please if you find this. I'm 
dropping it(...)find me please please ple 


we can help. let us breathe life into you again 


Footnotes 
1. including M C 


« SCP-1610 | SCP-1611 | SCP-1612 » 


SCP-1612: Fires of Pangloss 


Item #: SCP-1612 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Live instances of SCP-1612 are 
to be grown at Bio Site-13 in Nursery-18. The climate and soil of 
Nursery-18 are to be maintained at conditions typical of areas in 
which instances of SCP-1612 are found, such as the alpine 
meadows of Mount Kazbek, Georgia. Instances of SCP-1612 are to 
be watered several times a day. 


Personnel entering Nursery-18 are to wear overalls to prevent minor 
injuries caused by SCP-1612-1. 


All seeds not required to keep SCP-1612 at a viable population level 
are to be kept in Bio Site-13's storage wing in Biological Secure 
Lockers and sealed in 4-ply plastic envelopes. The seeds are to be 
maintained at a constant temperature of —18 °C. 


Mobile Task Force Pi-3 (aka "Zeus's Fire Brigade") are to locate 
uncontained instances of SCP-1612 and transport them to Bio 
Site-13. 


Description: SCP-1612 is a previously unknown variation of 
Glycine max, or soya bean plant. Instances of SCP-1612 continually 
secrete a volatile, pyrophoric oil from the central and peripheral 
zones of their apical meristems. The resultant flame (SCP-1612-1) is 
generally small and well-controlled, but intermittent flares have 
previously caused first-degree burns in nursery personnel. The 
source of additional mass SCP-1612 uses to produce the oil is yet to 
be determined. 


Experimentation has shown that SCP-1612-1 is extremely difficult to 
extinguish. Oxygen deprivation of below 3% by volume is required to 
prevent combustion of the secreted oil'. It has been discovered that 


SCP-1612-1 is resistant to dousing. When SCP-1612 is submerged 
in water, SCP-1612-1 will continue to burn for several seconds 
before cessation. However, when SCP-1612 is re-introduced to 
standard conditions, SCP-1612-1 will reignite. Regular watering of 
SCP-1612 has shown to produce a reduction in activity from 
SCP-1612-1. 


SCP-1612 was initially discovered near the base of Mount Kazbek, 
Georgia at 42°40'N, 44°35'E. Since then, groves of SCP-1612 
instances have been found in numerous locations on all seven 
continents, with each grove containing between 20 and 100 
instances. The largest groves have been found in the Great Rift 
Valley, Kenya and the Indus River basin. 


Addendum-1612-1: The following note has been found with all 
discovered groves of SCP-1612 instances. 


Don't let the fire die. 
-Pangloss 


Footnotes 
1. Wood stops burning when the oxygen content falls below 17%. 


« SCP-1611 | SCP-1612 | SCP-1613 » 


SCP-1613: The Spoken Fool 


Item #: SCP-1613 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation assets in major 
media companies are to monitor for new reports of SCP-1613. Any 
publications affected by SCP-1613 are to be shut down, with 
witnesses administered Class-C amnestics, followed by the 
dissemination of a misprinting cover story. At this time, 
approximately 3 newspapers affected by SCP-1613 are being 
published under controlled conditions in order to monitor 
SCP-1613's content and long-term effects. Field agents deployed in 
these regions have been assigned with finding Mallory Locicero, the 
individual believed to propagate SCP-1613. 


Description: SCP-1613 is an American newspaper comic titled 
"The Spoken Fool." It depicts an unnamed adult male speaking on 
various topics, such as the suffering of independent comic artists at 
the hands of large corporations. SCP-1613 usually displays poor 
use of basic artistic and writing concepts, often filling entire panels 
with text and showing little to no art whatsoever. Currently, 
SCP-1613 is known to appear within newspapers printed in the 
states of West Virginia, Tennessee and South Carolina. 


After a period of 2 weeks to 1 month (depending on the circulation of 
the newspaper SCP-1613 is affecting) the content of comics 
published in the same newspaper as SCP-1613 will begin to deviate 
from how they appear in other places, taking on large differences in 
content and syntax. Eventually, this will progress to the general art 
and dialog style slowly shifting until they become similar to 
SCP-1613. Changes to nationally syndicated comics appear to be 
limited to the specific newspaper affected by SCP-1613. 


As SCP-1613 exposure persists, comics other than SCP-1613 will 
cease to be published. The spaces they were formerly placed in will