metropolitan areas. SCP-1845-1 was identified by observation 
as apparently commanding the red-painted forces. MTF Sigma-853 
engaged SCP-1845 with non-lethal weaponry during a "pitched 
battle" occurring between the two factions. After the death of MTF 
members and _ animals, the surviving animals of both factions, 
following a loud vocalization by SCP-1845-1, ceased attack and 
"surrendered", allowing themselves to be taken into Foundation 
custody. Foundation assets in the media attributed the behavior and 
attacks to a chemical spill in the 


SCP-1845-1 has asserted that it was not responsible for the "war" 
that led to its discovery and capture, and that it was retaliating 


against an uprising on the part of one of its "subjects", a Columbian 
black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus) it identified as 
"Duke Baxter of the West Bay." SCP-1845-1 spoke vitriolically of 
said deer, describing it as "a most uncouth usurper, rogue, and 
Protestant" who it claimed had, "having accused them falsely of 
witchcraft, assassinated our Queen Consort, and kidnapped the 
Prince of and our other royal issue", and of turning a large 
portion of the nobility and peasantry against it. It insists that the deer 
is still at large and marshalling its forces against its nation, and that 
once it is released from captivity it will defeat it. No deer matching 
the description given by SCP-1845-1 is among the members of 
SCP-1845 or was found among those killed during the raid. 


The origin of SCP-1845's intelligence, form of government, or 
SCP-1845-1's knowledge is unknown. SCP-1845-1 refuses to 
directly answer the question and responds to all inquiries on the 
subject by asserting its royal ancestry, which it claims extends to 
"Time Immemorial", and discussing the divine right of kings. 


SCP-1845 Request Log: 
+ Show log 


To date, SCP-1845-1 has made requests during 
communications for the following items; 


¢ One Bible, Douay-Rheims, Jerusalem, or Latin 
Vulgate. Granted. 

¢ A photograph of the current Pope. Granted. 

Permission to attend the next Papal conclave as a 

voting member. Denied. 

Establishment of a Roman Catholic church within 

the habitat. Denied. 

Permission to send a member of SCP-1845-2 toa 

Roman Catholic seminary to be ordained as a 

priest. Denied. 

Holy water, Communion wafers and wine, and 

priestly vestments tailored to fit a deer. Denied. 

« A Roman Catholic priest to hear SCP-1845-1's 
confessions and perform Mass and Communion 
once a week. Granted access once per month, 


after inspection, to be performed by a Foundation 
agent ordained in the Church. 

A television, DVD player, and copy of the film 
Passion of the Christ. Denied. 

A battery-powered CD player and various discs of 
liturgical music, chants, and hymns. Granted. 

A tractor. Denied. 

A plow. Denied. 

A jeweled crown. Denied. 

A large boulder for the purpose of chiselling into a 
throne. Denied. 

A life-size Nativity scene. Denied. 

A manger and costumes with which to create a 
Living Nativity scene. Granted. 

A Christmas tree. Granted. 

An audience with O5- , which it referred to as "His 
most serene and glorious Holy Roman Emperor." 
Denied. 

A political marriage to O5- 's daughter. Denied. 
The addition to the habitat of a female fox, "of 
marriageable age, noble blood, and chastity true." 
Approval pending. 

Permission to send a letter to O5- , which offered a 
promise of vassalage and tribute in the form of 
wool, freshly-picked fruits and berries, and 
woodcrafts in exchange for release from captivity 
and military assistance in reclaiming its lands from 
Duke Baxter. Granted; O5- has chosen to take no 
action on the letter. 

Live fish to be introduced into the habitat's pond. 
Denied. 

Fresh fish as a dietary supplement. Granted 
(During Lent only.) 

Cinnamon, black pepper, and cloves. Granted. 
Fresh coffee beans for planting. Denied. 

Dried coffee beans. Denied. 

Coffee-flavored ice cream. Granted. 

Copies of the following books; 


© History of the Kings of Britain, Geoffrey of 


OW eo eo Ore Ge exe 


@ 


Monmouth. Granted. 

Leviathan, Thomas Hobbes. Granted. 
Summa Theologica, St. Thomas Aquinas. 
Granted. 

The Song of Roland, author unknown. 
Denied. 

Aeneid, Virgil. Denied. 

Dogmatic Constitution on Divine Revelation, 
Pope Paul VI. Granted. Returned in a state 
of extreme disrepair one day later. 

The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli. Denied. 
Paradise Lost, Jonathan Milton. Granted. 
Defense of the Right of Kings, King James | 
of England. Granted. 

The Man In the Iron Mask, Alexandre 
Dumas. Denied. 

The Complete Works of William 
Shakespeare. Granted an abridged edition 
omitting Hamlet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, 
the Henry VI trilogy, and Richard III. 

The Common Sense Book of Baby and 
Child Care, Dr. Benjamin Spock. Denied. 


©. The Big Book of Catholic Customs and 


Traditions for Children's Faith Formation, 
Beth Branigan McNamara. Granted. 


© New Catholic Picture Bible, Lawrence G. 


Lovasik. Granted. 


© Goodnight Moon, Margaret Wise Brown. 


Granted. 


© The Ninety-Five Theses, Martin Luther. 


Granted. Document was destroyed by 
SCP-1845-1 in a public ceremony. 


« SCP-1844 | SCP-1845 | SCP-1846 » 


SCP-1846: Maize Angel 


Item #: SCP-1846 
Object Class: Euclid-exsequi 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1846 is to be kept in a 
Type 3 Humanoid Containment Cell at Site 17. SCP-1846's cell 
shares a wall with the exterior of the facility. Sensors on the outside 
of the facility are to measure variations in wind speed at points 
directly exterior to SCP-1846's cell. Values between 60 and 80 kph 
are normal; readings outside of this range are to be reported to the 
Site Director and SCP-1846. 


Effective containment of SCP-1846 is only possible when it is 
surrounded by reinforced glass, concrete, or any structural material 
formed from granular materials such as sand and gravel. This is a 
non-issue while SCP-1846 is at Site 17; however, SCP-1846 may 
not leave Site 17 unless it is surrounded entirely by reinforced glass 
or concrete. 


SCP-1846 may only be given food composed entirely of maize and 
maize products. Should SCP-1846 fail to cooperate with Foundation 
personnel, it is to be fed corn syrup; otherwise, it is to be fed whole 
ears of maize. 


Description: SCP-1846 resembles a Caucasian human male 
approximately 50 years of age; however, SCP-1846's exterior is 
covered entirely in living maize (Zea mays) leaves that grow from its 
subdermal layer. These leaves do not undergo photosynthesis, 
consume nutrients, or serve any obvious purpose; it is assumed that 
they are purely ornamental. The subject is capable of subsisting on 
a diet composed entirely of maize, and will experience symptoms of 
malnutrition if it is fed a diet composed of any other foods. 


Any plants of the species Zea mays that come into contact with 
SCP-1846 will produce abnormally nutritious ears (compared to test 


plants) and live approximately four times as long. SCP-1846 does 
not have control over this effect. This does not have an adverse 
effect on the soil in which the maize is grown. 


When SCP-1846 is surrounded by any material not formed from 
granular materials, an unidentified force will invariably cause 
catastrophic damage to said material, apparently in order to clear a 
path between the sky and SCP-1846. Should such a path exist, this 
force will attempt to abduct SCP-1846; however, SCP-1846 is 
capable of resisting this force to a limited degree, typically being 
forced upwards at 0.5 m/s. 


Surrounding SCP-1846 with glass or concrete results in a downdraft 
between 60 and 80 kph centered on the subject. While this can 
cause damage to the subject's surroundings, it is not sufficient to 
breach SCP-1846's containment. 


SCP-1846 has not displayed any aggressive tendencies and is 
generally cooperative with Foundation personnel. 


Addendum: All evidence indicates that priorto // ,SCP-1846 
was physically indistinguishable from a human being and did not 
display anomalous properties beyond its dietary needs and effect on 
maize. The only existing records of SCP-1846 are of its employment 
at the lobbying firm [REDACTED] under the name Clint Holton; 
current and former employees reported little unusual behavior from 
SCP-1846, although none were knowledgeable about the subject's 
activities outside of working hours. 


SCP-1846's other properties manifested on / / during a business 
meeting with US Senator [REDACTED] at the latter's private 
residence. The senator called local authorities after SCP-1846 
spontaneously developed its covering of maize leaves, after which 
significant damage was inflicted upon the senator's residence. 
SCP-1846 was able to take shelter in the home's fallout shelter until 
the arrival of the Foundation. 


Excerpt from Interview Log 1846-2: 


SCP-1846: Really, the gist of it is that I'm an angel. Not 
for any god that people still worship, though, and 


obviously not the type where it's just a person with wings. 
Dr. —: Which god, then? 


SCP-1846: He calls himself Srqnabotf, that's S-r-q-n-a-b- 
0-t-f, capital S. | think the last group to worship him died 
a bit after the Spanish came over. He's a corn god, and, 
well, he's THE god. | don't think there are any others. 


Dr. _:1see. And may | assume that your properties are 
a result of working for a corn deity? 


SCP-1846: You may. Working for a corn god makes me 
acorn angel, of course. My job, see, was to lobby for 
higher subsidies to corn growers. Chose the job myself. 
It's what sustains him, you know. Corn being grown and 
used. 


Dr. —__: | suppose that makes sense. Are there any more 
of you? 


SCP-1846: Well, there were. See, what happened to me 
happened to all of them too. They were all out in the 
fields fucking the corn or whatever it is they do when it 
happened, and they got sucked into the sky 
straightaway. Maybe there was something about it in the 
news. 


Dr. : When you Say "it", | assume you refer to your 
development of several other properties. Could you 
explain why that happened? 


SCP-1846: How do | explain this to you... it's like the 
rapture. Srqnabotf decided that he's going to end things 
as soon as he can get all of his angels off of Earth, so he 
made us revert to our True Forms — capitalize "True" 
and "Forms" — and dragged most of us up. Odds are 
he's just waiting on me and maybe some other lucky 
soul. Then things are going to happen. 


Dr. _: | get the feeling it would be more suitable to 


explore that scenario in the next interview. For now, 
though, could you explain why you were protected? 


SCP-1846: Sure. Well, Srqnabotf has all the powers of a 
god, of course. But he doesn't have the keenest sense of 
time, and doesn't quite understand how it is that humans 
can make things. 


Dr. —__: | don't quite see the connection. 


SCP-1846: When he sees wood or stone or metal 
getting in the way of trying to drag me upstairs, he knows 
that he needs to rip it away, since those are strong. But 
when he sees the concrete or glass, he thinks it's gravel 
or sand. So he blows on it to get it out of the way, and | 
don't think he's realized that it's not working yet. 


Dr. _: Seriously? 


SCP-1846: Don't get me started. Really, he knows less 
about the world than any human kid, and somehow he's 
the one who has dominion... mind if | give you a tip? 


Dr. : Go ahead. 


SCP-1846: Buy lots of corn, eat lots of corn, invest in 
corn. And I'm not just saying that 'cause it's my job — 
your lot in the afterlife is really just a function of how 
much corn you grow or make use of. Which is kind of 
bullshit, when you think about it, because that means 
that everyone who lived in Eurasia before the Columbian 
Exchange is currently having their arteries torn apart by 
popcorn kernels const— 


Dr. _: Er, | get the picture. 
SCP-1846: Sorry. 


SCP-1846's claims have not been verified, and may be unverifiable. 
Personnel are reminded to exercise skepticism when reviewing 
SCP-1846's claims. 


« SCP-1845 | SCP-1846 | SCP-1847 » 


SCP-1847: The Rake 


Item #: SCP-1847 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the unique nature of 
SCP-1847, containment protocols are to be enacted in response to 
manifestations as they occur. No female personnel are permitted 
involvement in the containment protocols for SCP-1847 at any time. 
All public flight manifests inbound to England, United Kingdom are to 
be monitored and recorded. Should the name "William Whitword" 
appear on any passenger listing, personnel are to be deployed to 
said flight and observe the individual under the guise of flight 
attendants. If the subject is determined to be a manifestation of 
SCP-1847, said Agents are to alert Mobile Task Force Delta-22 
"The Lady Killer Killers" to the situation. MTF Delta-22 is to 
apprehend SCP-1847 upon landing, and all passengers/airline staff 
involved in the incident are to be administered Class-A amnestics. 
Standard media blackout procedures are to be followed. SCP-1847 
is then to be transferred to the nearest practicable Secure Site. 


Manifestations of SCP-1847 are to be housed in a humanoid 
containment cell, and all interaction with the entity is to be 
conducted through male personnel. SCP-1847 is to remain under 
video and audio surveillance constantly, and any change in its 
behavior is to be reported to a Level 3 or higher personnel 
immediately. SCP-1847-1 is not to be removed from SCP-1847 at 
any time. If SCP-1847 disappears, the containment supervisor is to 
notify personnel involved in the public monitoring of the 
phenomenon immediately. Lethal force is not to be used against 
SCP-1847 at any time. Should SCP-1847 die, containment 
personnel are to monitor all outbound flights from England for a 
minimum of 1 month. Should the name "William Whitword" appear 
on any such flight, the containment protocols listed above are to be 
enacted. 


Description: SCP-1847 is a humanoid entity, a Caucasian male in 
its mid-thirties self-identifying as "William Whitword." The entity's 
appearance is consistent between manifestations, sporting green 
eyes, light brown, medium-length hair and a lean build (73-78kg) 
with a height of 174cm. Its clothing consists of black tie formal 
evening wear, with a wool-polyester jacket and silk shirt. SCP-1847 
is generally evasive regarding personal details when communicating 
with non-females, though consistent information obtained regarding 
these facets of the entity are as follows: 


¢ It claims to be on a business trip from the United States. 
¢ It claims not to be married or dating. 

* It claims to have no living family. 

* It claims to be significantly affluent. 


SCP-1847 possesses an innate cognitive property affecting female 
individuals! exposed to it. Said individuals will find SCP-1847 
unnaturally physically attractive (regardless of the individual's 
aesthetic interests). This effect will increase in intensity continuously 
as the elapsed duration of exposure to SCP-1847 increases. While 
SCP-1847 has been thoroughly searched prior to and during 
containment, and all searches thus far have produced no items or 
accessories on its being, the entity has been documented to 
produce several objects on various occasions, including: 


* A leather wallet, complete with personal identification and 
currency 

¢ A set of keys 

¢ An airplane ticket and passport 

¢ An ornate dagger with a ruby-encrusted, golden hilt 
(SCP-1847-1) 

* A phone (black, unknown make and model)