Dr. Bishop: Can you get through it? 


G4: One at a time maybe— it’s the size of the 
paper we touched to get in here. 


G1: Send the D through first, then the kid, then 
down from designation number. 


G3: Roger. 


One by one, Gamma-2 enters the doorway 


and comes out of the instance of SCP-3680. 
The last member of Gamma-2 struggles to get 
out, and by his own account, is “touched” by 
an instance of SCP-3680-2, and infected by 
the white substance. 


G3: Killian, you okay? 


G1: Fuck, it fucking hurts! Shit, my foot is 
burning! 


With all the people out of the instance of 
SCP-3680, P71 quickly contains the instance in 
its storage cell, and the test is concluded. 


D-364792, G1, and the last figure were all sent directly to the 
medical bay after sealing the instance of SCP-3680. The pocket 
dimension that they were in and the white substance they were 
covered with will be hereby designated SCP-3680-3 and 
SCP-3680-4 respectively. 


To prevent the same fate of D-239304, all infected areas were 
amputated— D-364792 lost both of his legs, the unidentified human 
lost his left leg below the knee and his right hand at the wrist, and 
Gammaz-2 Lieutenant Killian lost his left foot. All three procedures 
were successful at stopping the spread of SCP-3680-4 and 
preventing the deaths of all three persons. The infected limbs were 
placed into an airtight storage cell and stored along with the 
instances of SCP-3680. 


The unidentified person has been confirmed to be Alexander 
Fillmore, POI#3674, and the creator of SCP-3680-1. 


The following interview was conducted by Dr. Bishop, approx. 16 
hours after retrieval of POI#3674 from SCP-3680-3, and approx. 39 
hours after retrieval of SCP-3680-1. 


+ Show Interview Log / POI#3694 
Show Interview Log / POI#3694 


[BEGIN LOG] 


Dr. Bishop: Mr. Fillmore, you— 
POI#3674: It’s Alex. 


Dr. Bishop is heard clearing his throat before 
proceeding. 


Dr. Bishop: Alright. Alex. Why did you create 
SCP-3680? 


POI#3674: SCP? You mean the poster? 
Dr. Bishop: Right. The poster. 


POI#3674: Well, I’m sure you got guys reading 
the chat, right? That’s what Kek and Bones 
say. 


Dr. Bishop: Yes, well, I'd like to hear it from 
you firsthand. 


POI#3674: Okay. Well, did you ever get bullied 
in High School? 


Dr. Bishop: | mean, | wasn’t exactly popular, 
but— 


POI#3674: So, no. Well, there’s these kids in 
the grade above me that get fucking hard-ons 
when they make me pissed off. | know, | know, 
“don’t let them get to you,” but it doesn’t work. | 
figure | take them down a notch, or at least get 
some blackmail of them acting like lunatics so 
they don’t fuck around with me or my friends 
anymore. 


Dr. Bishop: So you intended for them to be 
sucked into SCP-3680-3? 


POI#3674: Uh, Mr. Janitor, I’m not sure | 
understand your lingo. 


Dr. Bishop: Pardon; | mean the pocket 
dimension that SC- that the white guys reside 
in. 


POI#3674: No, | wanted them to be able to 
see the white guys and get freaked out. 


Dr. Bishop: Okay. Were you aware of the 
effects that the posters have on people after 
forty-five seconds of contact when you put up 
the poster in your school? 


POI#3674: | wouldn’t have put it up if | did, 
dude. 


Dr. Bishop: Could you tell me how you made 
the pocket dimension? 


POI#3674: Trade secret. 
Dr. Bishop: Did Esther teach you? 


POI#3674 remains silent. Scribbling is heard 
as Dr. Bishop writes something in his notes. 


Dr. Bishop: One of our D-Class claimed the 
pocket dimension was made of orange plastic. 
What is it made of, really? 


POI#3674: | had a few orange LEGOs in my 
room, and | turned them into the pocket. Pretty 
smart, if you ask me— when people enter the 
pocket, they’re shrunk down. 


Dr. Bishop: Ah. When we sent people into the 
pocket dimension, they escaped using a hole 
that was about the size of the poster. What 
was that? 


POI#3674: The white guys have to be able to 
move between the pocket and the real world. 
That’s the door. 


Dr. Bishop: Why can’t they enter the same 
way they leave— that is, why do they have to 
touch it for forty-five seconds to enter? 


POI#3674: | told you, | didn’t expect that to 
happen. | thought they would enter the same 
way they leave, but it ended up with the other 
way instead. Hey, Mr. Janitor, you got some 
fancy stuff here; is there a way you could get 
me a new hand? 


Dr. Bishop clears his throat again before 
continuing. 


Dr. Bishop: Next question. The white guys in 
the pocket dimension spread white goo onto 
people. Do you know what that was? 


POI#3674: Not a clue. Fucking hurts, though. 


Dr. Bishop: Alex, we sent eight people into 
that poster, and seven came back. One of the 
D-Class became an instance of— he became 
a white guy. 


POI#3674 lets out a slight chuckle. 
Dr. Bishop: Something funny? 
POI#3674 clears his throat. 
POI#3674: No. Sorry. 


Dr. Bishop: Alex, do you know how the white 
guys did that? 


POI#3674: No. | know how it started; they just, 
like, touch you. | don’t think they can do it 
outside the pocket. Well, they touch you, and 
then the goo gets on you, and it fucking burns. 
And the goo eats away at you, like a virus or 
something— 


POI#3674 becomes visibly distraught. Dr. 
Bishop stays silent for roughly forty seconds. 


Dr. Bishop: Alex, just a few hours ago we 
recovered another poster. Looks a hell of a lot 
like the one you made, and functions the same 
way, too. The thing is, we reviewed the video 
footage— it wasn’t put up by anyone. It just 
showed up in the hallway, without anyone 
hanging it. Do you know anything about that? 


POI#3674: Christ, if | did, I’d tell you. Do you 
think the white guys put it up? 


Dr. Bishop: We aren’t sure. If you know 
anything, you have to tell me, or else other 
people might get sucked into the pocket 
dimension, too. 


POI#3674: Nothing. | don’t know anything. 


Dr. Bishop: Alright. | think we’re done here. 
Alex— I'll see about your hand. 


Addendum 3680.1: Two weeks after the initial containment of 
SCP-3680, Dr. Bishop requested that document SCP-3680 be 
changed in the following message to O5 command: 


To: 05-1, 05-2, O5-3, 05-4, 05-5, 05-6, O5-7, 05-8, 
05-9, 05-10, 05-11, O5-12, 05-13 


Sub: SCP-3680 


Body: SCP-3680 has been revealed to be more than 
what we initially perceived it to be, and thus, | think we 
should update its Description. 


| request permission to edit the SCP-3680 document to 
add in the following information: 


Object Class: Euclid Keter 


Under Description: 


If contact is made by a person with an instance of 
SCP-3680 for exactly 48.7 seconds, that person is sent 
to a pocket dimension, hereby designated SCP-3680-3. 
SCP-3680-3 is a pocket dimension made of plastic 
consistent with commercial-grade acrylonitrile butadiene 
styrene produced by The Lego Group. SCP-3680-3 is 
believed to contain all instances of SCP-3680-2; 
however, it has been proven that these instances can 
move between SCP-3680-3 and our dimension freely 
using instances of SCP-3680. Upon entering 
SCP-3680-3, a subject can only come back to our 
universe using a window that resides in the pocket 
dimension. Upon going through this window, subject will 
come out of the instance of SCP-3680 that they entered. 


SCP-3680-2 instances are theorized to exit SCP-3680-3 
at certain times during the day to create new instances of 
SCP-36802 and hang them on the walls of High 
School. This is believed to be to coerce students and 
faculty within the school to enter SCP-3680-3. 
SCP-3680-2 instances cannot be seen, felt, or heard 
without prior contact with an instance of SCP-3680, so 
these instances are nearly impossible to contain, but 
produce minimal threat on their own. 


When a subject enters SCP-3680, they do not 
immediately notice the instances of SCP-3680-2, as they 
are not yet under the anomalous effects of the instance 
of SCP-3680. However, once the anomalous effect of 
SCP-3680 begins, they will be attacked by the numerous 
instances of SCP-3680-2 that reside inside the pocket 
dimension. The SCP-3680-2 instances will try to pin 
down or restrain the subject, and infect them with a white 
gelatinous substance hereby designated SCP-3680-4. 
This substance is theorized to replace the human tissue 
of its subject with the same cardboard-like material that 
SCP-3680-2 is made of. After SCP-3680-4 has covered 
the whole body, the subject is transformed into a new 


instance of SCP-3680-2.3 


SCP-3680-2 instances have only been shown to act 
aggressively inside SCP-3680-3. However, even if the 
subject escapes SCP-3680-3, SCP-3680-4 will continue 
to consume them. Removal of infected areas is effective 
at stopping the spread of SCP-3680-4. 


SCP-3680 instances currently only materialize in 

High School. If the school were to be abandoned or torn 
down, it is expected that the instances of SCP-3680-2 
would leave the school to find a better place to display 
new instances of SCP-3680, which may lead to 
significant loss of life, and the inability to contain 
SCP-3680 due to the nature of SCP-3680-2 instances. 
Therefore, it is imperative that High School 
continues to function in its present state. 


Change of the document is pending approval. 


Footnotes 

1. On SCP-3680-1, the “brains” have numbers in them which appear 
to be binary code. The binary translates into seemingly random 
strings of numbers and letters which don't appear to have any 
meaning. Testing with the code has been halted indefinitely. 

2. How SCP-3680-2 instances do this is unknown. While it may be 
possible to discover how this process occurs, all personnel are still 
advised to avoid contact with SCP-3680 instances at all times. 

3. This process has been shown to take only three to four hours, but 
has been measured up to twenty-three hours with minimal damage 
to the subject. The speed at which SCP-3680-4 replaces the body 
appears to change based on age of the subject. 


SCP-3682: Parousia 


Extranormal Event 3682 (EE-3682) was observed once 
and shows no signs of recurrence. Only this strong 
secondhand evidence, and a number of coincidences 
are currently known to the Foundation. 


EE-3682 has no containment protocols, and its 
designation as an object is maintained in such an event. 
This record is presented as evidence and warning in real 
time. Plans have been prepared as to how to prevent 
such a thing from happening again, and where it may 
happen, and what may have caused it. 


Event Designation: EE-3682 


Preceding Events: Evidence of EE-3682 was first considered 
based on further investigation into urban legends in Sakha, Russia 
referring to hitchhikers and travelers who asked directions to a town 
that did not exist. The traveler would refer to the scenery around the 
nonexistent town. No consensus or verifiable memetic properties 
have been identified, but locals sometimes refer to a town named 
Volodin, or Volodi, located in a valley in a grove of flowers. 


"Volodin" may have been discovered in a region nearby matching 
the description. Located in the center of the valley is a dilapidated, 
20 occupant church. No other signs of human occupancy in the 30 
mi? area were detectable. Located within the church were a 15cm 
ivory knife located on the altar, a machete, a garbage can lid, a first 
aid kit, a satchel, a note, 9 VHS tapes, and the skeleton of a young 
woman (20) who is lying on her belly, positioned with her hand 
touching the altar. The altar was covered with a thin layer of 
congealed blood. The blood, when tested, was that of a human 
fetus. The blood has congealed in such a way that would suggest 
the object bled out there. 


One resident of the town of Tomtor matched dental records and 


DNA of the corpse but otherwise showed no other signs of relation 
to it. The individual [REDACTED] did recall visiting the area at one 
time, but was not able to remember when. 


VHS tapes were secured in the altar cabinet within the church. This 
space was nailed in and secured with duct tape. The tapes contain 
images of a town that is not currently known to exist. It is not known 
if the tapes were compiled to arrange a narrative. Due to damage of 
these tapes it is not known which order these events occurred in, if 
these events occurred. 


Item 0: A note, in Russian. 


It happened fast, | think. April 16th, 2018. It's happened 
everywhere. There was no warning. We don't know why 
this happened. If you find this, I'm sure I'll be dead. My 
bones grind when | walk. It is excruciating. | am lucky | 
had access to my father's medicine. 


The thing couldn't change me. Or something helped me. 
If | succeeded, you need to find lepureanu. 


Item 1: Tape 1. Written in the center space is "Ezekiel Valeriy 
lepureanu, last seen in Moldova." The VHS is an overwritten copy of 
"Homeward Bound". 


Load 


Paid promotional advertisement for a can 
opener, 4 seconds. 


Footage of a woman opening a can of green 
beans with an electric can opener. 


Voice Over: ...and you can do all of this and 
more without injury... 


The audio is interrupted by an old man 
chuckling. 


Footage of the internals of a beehive, 5 


SCP-477: Fossil Sea 


Item #: SCP-477 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-477 is enclosed in a 
climate-controlled structure designated Site-44. The building is 
constructed exclusively of metal and wood, with no stone or 
concrete materials. Outwardly it appears to be the machinery 
storage warehouse for a defunct quarry, but it contains numerous 
labs dedicated to the study and containment of SCP-477. No 
sedimentary stone or concrete items may be removed from the 
containment complex unless they are crushed and mixed into an 
acidic slurry to dissolve all remaining fossil material. 


Incidences of SCP-477 appearing outside Site-44 must be 
appropriated immediately and returned to the complex, or disposed 
of by complete pulverization and acidic treatment of their host 
substrate. 


Description: A thin layer of Cambrian shale extends approximately 
2 square km across the surface of a mesa in , Mongolia. Within 
the stone is a wealth of pristinely preserved aquatic fossils, 
collectively known as SCP-477. These fossils are exceptional both 

in their diversity and in the fact that they are capable of motion anda 
facsimile of life, “swimming” through rock as though it were the 
ocean they thrived in 520 million years ago. 


Members of SCP-477 are able to move through all tested types of 
sedimentary stone without apparent resistance. This constitutes the 
main danger to successful containment, as an animate fossil which 
escaped into another geological formation would be extremely 
difficult to recover (and might engage in runaway reproduction; see 
Incident 477-01). They are incapable of leaving their stone habitat to 
move through liquid or gaseous environments, nor can they pass 
through soil, sand, clay, or other porous substrates. They also seem 


minutes. 


Street view of an unknown city in Russia. 
Footage appears to be taken from a security 
camera in the downtown area. It is mid-day in 
the summer, and the street is filled with cars, 2 
hours. 


An elderly man in yellow robes sitting behind a 
desk. Behind him are shelves of books, to his 
right there is a wood stove burning. He wears 
a crucifix around his neck. He is transcribing 
something from a Bible. 


The man does not appear to be aware that he 
is being filmed. 


A church hymn is playing in the background. 
10 seconds. 


Item 2: Tape 2. Written on the tape is the former address of an SCP 
containment area in Ukraine, SCP-1782; This area contains entities 
similar to those found on the 3682 tapes. 


Load 


Lyrics set to video. Male voice chanting in 
Russian. 


Is it due you, my friend, or happy day? 
What a joyous sound around and abounds! 


Is it time for you? Oh beautiful friend! The 
lights have gone today!