otherwise physically damage. SCP-386 units can be compressed to 
1/10 their original size, beyond which compression becomes almost 
impossible. Fire and extremely strong acids have been shown to 
break down SCP-386; however the spores have proven resistant to 
such measures. 


SCP-386 emits between 50 and 100 spores every ten days after 
reaching maturity. Fully grown SCP-386 do not appear to age or rot, 
with some specimens remaining viable after 122 years. Containment 
is difficult due to the constant reproduction and emission of 
microscopic spores. Outbreaks of SCP-386 can over-run areas in 
very short periods of time, and the buildup of spores and acidic 
secretions can render the area extremely hazardous to life. 


One of the dangers of SCP-386 arises from the inhalation of spores. 
These will grow and reproduce inside the lungs, causing suffocation, 
internal hemorrhaging, and death. The same is true of accidental 
ingestion of spores, and their subsequent reproduction inside the 
digestive system. Spore introduction to the blood stream results in 
severe internal hemorrhaging, trauma, and eventual death. Due to 
the microscopic size and extreme durability of spores, there is no 
"cure" for SCP-386 at this time. 


Notes on recovery: SCP-386 was recovered after reports of a 
sudden fungus outbreak in , Michigan. Several years before this, 
a form of nematode had started infesting local crops and causing 
massive damage. Local farmers made a concentrated effort, and 
eliminated 95% of the nematode population with pesticides. Shortly 
thereafter, a form of highly invasive mushroom began to sprout, 
immune to pesticides and very resilient to damage. Outbreaks were 
burned or buried, and generally ignored. 


Local law enforcement responded to a concerned citizen, who 
reported that her neighbor had not been seen for several weeks. 
Police entered the residence, finding a massive amount of 
mushrooms covering most surfaces, with most localized in the 
bedroom. Human remains were found under a large pile of 
mushrooms, identified as the home owner. Agents responded after 
reports that all the responding officers died under identical 
conditions, with mushrooms starting to spread at an exponential 


We've been looking for them ever since we brought you 
here. 


[SCP-3090 leans on the table as its display turns into a 
buffering symbol, refusing to respond to further inquires. ] 


<End Log, 16:49> 

Test 12 

Game: Pauper: Rise of the Monster King 
Player(s): D-2091 


Notes: Testing done to see if anomalous games would 
be affected by SCP-3090, as well as display consistent 
results with other video games. SCP-3090 displayed 
knowledge concerning SCP-951, and was interested in 
interacting with it. Initial anomalous effects displayed as 
normal after loading a previous save file. An excerpted 
transcript of gameplay follows with extraneous details 
cut. A full transcript can be given upon request by 
Technical Researcher Metwaad. 


SCP-951: Hello! Do you want to go to 
Waterlantis today? There's a monster or two 
over there that you might want to recruit. 


D-2091: Sure, let's go. 


SCP-951: Something seems different this time 
around. Did you use a cheat code? You don't 
need to do that! 


D-2091: | haven't done anything. We should 
get out of the Magma Caves. 


20 minutes later, a random encounter started. 
Shortly after the battle started, SCP-951 took 
on the appearance of the character Lucas from 
the game Mother 3 as he appears in Super 
Smash Bros. Brawl, as opposed to the usual 


random blocks of pixels. SCP-951 defeated 
the enemy monster in one hit, immediately 
reverting back to its original state. 


SCP-951: Umm... Why did | look like that? 
D-2091: You noticed? 


SCP-951: Yeah! | don't know what you did 
there, but I'm not a fan of those changes. I've 
been making the game more fun for us, but | 
feel weird being messed with like that. 


SCP-3090: [At this point, SCP-3090's icon 
interjected.] But you look cooler this way. 
Shouldn't you be happy about that? 


SCP-951: Hey, who is that? What is she doing 
here? | thought it was just us! 


D-2091: You are a good friend, but... | had 
another join us. | thought | might introduce you 
to her. 


SCP-3090: Huh? [SCP-3090's icon and face 
display anger.]\ don't know you! I'm here 
against my will and you have the gall to call 
me your friend? 


SCP-951: She makes me really nervous! | 
don't want to play with you while she's around. 
Please turn off the game, and next time, don't 
bring your other friends. 


Postscript: SCP-3090's mood plummeted considerably 
for the next two days, remaining uncooperative during 
testing. 


Test 15 


Notes: Following the most recent interview session, in 
conjunction with Project Crowdreader, SCP-3090 was 


prompted to make a blank Twitter account. Eleven 
images were discovered, two of which were classified 
information. Nine images were printed. Three of the 
eleven images were related to the Danganronpa media 
series, to which SCP-3090 responded "Me." One image 
was related to the video game Persona 5, featuring the 
character Morgana with text on the top reading "You 
must be tired after today" and text on the bottom reading 
"Let's go to sleep." Twitter account was subsequently 
deleted to prevent an intelligence breach. 


Test 16 


Game: A game of Super Mario Bros altered to play an 
aural memetic kill agent for 50 seconds after touching a 
power up known as the Super Star. 


Player(s): D-8052 


Notes: SCP-3090 was made unaware of the game's 
nature during testing. D-8052 experienced a stroke, 
although her hands continued to operate and play the 
game. Of its own volition, SCP-3090 goes to take the 
controller from D-8025, but it remains in her grip. When 
Mario dies, despite death not being caused by 
SCP-3090's anomaly, D-8052 revived. D-8052 re-expired 
when the power was shut down remotely. SCP-3090 was 
negatively affected after testing, remaining silent during 
the next two interviews and only displaying a prohibition 
sign until the subsequent interview. 


Interview 3090-F: 
Interviewed: SCP-3090 


Interviewers: Dr. August Lichen, Junior Psychologist 
Blake Yamagusuku 


Foreword: This was the first interview after three weeks 
following Test 16 where SCP-3090 was willing to 
communicate with interviewers again, appearing less 


distressed. 
<Begin Log, 17:00> 


Junior Psychologist Yamagusuku: Good afternoon, 
Heather. Are you feeling any better today? 


SCP-3090: /sighs/]| think so. Please let me go home. I'm 
tired of all of the things you guys have me do. 


Dr. Lichen: We need to know the full extent of what your 
abilities so that we can release you to the public without 
any fear or worry of your harming others. Even if it's an 
accident. 


[SCP-3090 produces audio and video static for 6 
seconds. ] 


Yamagusuku: | understand that the testing isn't great. 
We can reduce it greatly for you. The important thing is 
to make sure you're doing fine mentally. It can be difficult 
to adjust to staying here. A lot of the people | talk to feel 
that way. That's why we want to make sure you're well. 


SCP-3090: Mmm. [SCP-3090's face changes to an 
ellipsis for ten seconds before turning to a neutral 
expression.] When | was living back home with my mom, 
she helped me learn how to design video games. We 
were working on a beat 'em up, something like Street 
Fighter but in 3D and more story-oriented. So like God 
Hand. But gay. 


Lichen: Gay? 


SCP-3090: In both ways. | was pretty gay before being 
like... this. [SCP-3090 gestures to its body.] Still am. | 
don't think that matters much? Anyway. | liked learning 
how to make games almost as much as playing them. 
But, truth be told, it always felt like a weird thing to do. | 
can already literally affect people through games and 
edit them myself... making them just feels less tangible. 


Besides, beat 'em ups are too violent for me. They're fun 
but | like more calmer stuff, like puzzle games, and visual 
novels. Sigh. 


Lichen: Have you always disliked violent games? It 
seems to clash with the name. 


SCP-3090: Yeah. Even fictional characters getting hurt 
isn't fun, let alone real people. 


Lichen: Do you think it has anything to do with your 
abilities? 


SCP-3090: | did have a say in it, though | think the, uh. 
Execution of said... stuff | can do got messed up a little 
bit along the way. | don't blame my moms though. 


Yamagusuku: That sort of creation is hard to perfect, 
after all. It's sort of like magic, in a way. They certainly 
did their best. 


SCP-3090: They did. /sighs]| miss them. | think I'm done 
with talking today. 


<End Log, 17:04> 
Test 20 


Game: Tetris (Game Boy, 1989) on a Game Boy 
Advance 


Player(s): SCP-3090 


Notes: SCP-3090 started a new game and waited for the 
blocks to fall on top of each other. As a pillar of 
tetromino-shaped blocks manifested, SCP-3090's icon 
moved to an empty space where the blocks fell and 
crushed it, with the icon disappearing on impact. 
SCP-3090 fell unconscious. Starting a new game did not 
revive SCP-3090. After three hours, SCP-3090's body 
disappeared, with Document 3090-B and Document 
3090-C manifesting in its space. 


Document 3090-B: 
if die, then revive somewhere else 
failsafe. sorry mags; we'll find you asap 


Document 3090-C is a GameStop Powerup Rewards Pro card. 
Aside from the text "Super High School Level" appearing on the top 
of the card, it is otherwise non-anomalous, and able to be used ata 
GameStop. 


SCP-3091: Temporal Funnel Trap 


SCP-3091 


Item #: SCP-3091 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As of / /20 , operation of 
SCP-3091 is to be maintained as long as possible. 


The only in-person operations allowed with SCP-3091 at this time 
are: 


A) Monitoring the built-in measurement device outputs from 
SCP-3091, which are deemed safe at this time. 


B) Maintenance and repair of SCP-3091’s power supply and “field 
generators”, following Report 3091-89A submitted to the O5 Council 
on / /20 . The documentation on these devices is considered 
sufficient that their maintenance can be reasonably attempted. 


SCP-3091 is considered temporally unstable. Localized time dilation 
or contraction events and minor retrocausality are not unusual. 
Personnel working in SCP-3091 are to be trained in DMWT “Best 
Practices in Temporally Unstable Locations”, and to heed these 
practices while working within SCP-3091, especially with regards to 
information security and distinguishing expected from unexpected 
disturbances. Due to particle radiation, time spent inside the facility 
should be minimized. 


Testing involving the “Red Room’ facility within SCP-3091 is 
forbidden by order of the O5 Council. Currently, investigations are to 
be made only by studying the existing documentation, rather than 
taking any actions that may interfere with SCP-3091’s functions. 


Description: SCP-3091 is a massive underground structure located 
at .. . under the Queen Maud Gulf Bird Sanctuary in Nunavut, 


Canada. The facility is accessible via 14 camouflaged access points 
from the surface. It has a total area of 1.05 million m2 and occupies 
four floors. Electricity and heat are generated from geothermal 
boreholes. Equipment in the site appears to have been designed for 
sustained function without human intervention, but is subject to 
normal wear and tear, and has been maintained since discovery by 
the Foundation. 


SCP-3091 appears to have been constructed to support Large 
Event Chamber-001 (refer to Document 3091-AB-Schematics), a 
spherical chamber measuring 14 meters in diameter (“The Red 
Room’). 


The area is temporally unstable. Typical examples of events include: 


¢ Researchers spending thirty minutes in vicinity of the Red 
Room, which appeared to outside observers as 3 hours 

¢ Computer processor cycles repeating 

¢ Radio transmissions arriving before they were sent 


The instability field is strongest around the Red Room, and is 
virtually unnoticeable 30 meters out from the facility. This 
corresponds to a high background free tachyon concentration (1,000 
times the global average close to the Red Room.) 


Notable features of SCP-3091 


Field Generators 


36 identical pieces of highly complex machinery are located 
equidistant around the chamber. Their sole purpose is to 
continuously emit one or more energy fields consisting of: 


¢ UV light at extremely high energy levels 

* Coherent beams of ionizing radiation (Somehow contained 
and redirected by receiving components on adjacent devices, 
making escaped radiation comparable to background levels.) 

¢ Thermal energy (used to maintain internal structures within 

the barrier containing xenon gas at a critical point.) 

Tachyon fields (see (Xyank, 2005)) 


¢ Additional energetic force of an unknown nature, consisting of 
either unknown elementary particles or photon-like discrete 
energy packets. Interactions of this gas with the critical-point 
xenon create a previously unknown phenomenon [DATA 
EXPUNGED] hypothesized relation to the gravitational 
anomaly. 


Given Document 3091-AD-DE, which is a set of recovered 
blueprints associated with all SCP-3091 major structures, the actual 
structure of the “field generators” is well understood, and may even 
be replicable, with the exception of [DATA EXPUNGED] 
superconductor materials [DATA EXPUNGED] known relation to 
anomalous substance -™m. 


The purposes of the individual components remains unknown, as is 
the intention or result of the entire field. Replication has been 
proposed but not attempted, due to the possibility of recreating the 
central anomaly. 


The field is generated in a continuous fashion while allowing viewing 
windows at certain “Observation Points.” 


Hypothesized Purpose: The Field Generators are arranged to 
project a field around the interior of the Red Room. This field may 
create, contain, or interact in an unknown way with the central 
anomaly. 


The Red Room Anomaly 


Six Observation Points, which include transparent windows 
comprised of plate glass plus unknown materials, look directly into 
the Red Room. Numerous instruments in each observation stations 
also appear to monitor the physical conditions inside the anomaly. 
As far as can be determined (measurements have also been 
corroborated where possible via optical methods), physical 
conditions inside the anomaly include: 


¢ Temperatures of over 1000K 

¢ Internal conditions consisting of matter at a supercritical point 
(consistent with extremely high temperatures and pressures) 

¢ Opaque substance with a faint red glow 


¢ Elemental composition of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, 
various metals, and other elements, many in organic 
compounds. 

* Small solid metal objects made of iridium, tungsten, and 
tantalum. Other metal pieces may have been present but 
melted in the extreme conditions. 

« Extremely temporally unstable (Hypothesized) 


Hypothesized Purpose: Unknown 
Surrounding Facilities 


Partial furnishings indicate that other parts of the facility include 
offices, storage areas, and maintenance units for the field 
generators and site at large. Intact heating and plumbing indicates 
that the facility was designed for year-round usage by humans. 


Several nearby satellite facilities are entirely unfurnished, but based 
on plumbing, appear to be dormitories capable of housing up to ten 
people. Furniture or signs of life (including DNA evidence) are 
absent. 


The entirety of Document SCP-3091-AD-DE, representing much of 
our understanding of SCP-3091, was recovered from the upper 
drawer of a file cabinet in peripheral office J34 (see map for 
location.) No other written materials, relevant to SCP-3091 or not, 
have been found within SCP-3091. 


Hypothesized Purpose: SCP-3091 was designed for human 
monitoring and habitation, although it was never occupied.