| have the right to be forgotten (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/i-have-the-right-to-be- 
forgotten) - Moklin (author). 


I'm not sure. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-m-not-sure) - Faminepulse (author). 


| Remember My Heroes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-remember-my-heroes) - 
MisterBibs (author). 


| See a Great Beast within the Fires (http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-see-a-great-beast- 
within-the-fires) - SunnyClockwork (author). 


| Stand Atop a Spiral Stair (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/i-stand-atop-a-spiral-stair) - 
Taffeta (author). 


I stared into the face of everything and nothing and made it back alive (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/i-stared-into-the-face-of-everything-and-nothing) - SunnyClockwork 
(author). 


maybe god will forgive you if we both beg (http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-thought-you- 
would-come-back-if-i-made-it-well) - SoullessSingularity (author). 


all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/i-thought-you-would- 
leave-even-the-reaper-for-me) - SoullessSingularity (author). 


| Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/i-wish-to- 
be-an-asteroid-burning-to-nothing) - SoullessSingularity (author). 


| Wish You Weren't Here (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/i-wish-you-weren-t-here) - Zachary 
Maxwell (author). 


| Wrote a Tale (http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-wrote-a-tale) - SunnyClockwork (author). 


Iceberg puts 135 on ice (http://www.scp-wiki.net/iceberg-puts-135-on-ice) - Iceberg 
7 (author). 


Ichor (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ichor) - Dmatix (author). 


lf at First You Don't Succeed... (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/if-at-first-you-don-t- 
succeed) - TL333s (author). 


If It Were The 80s (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/if-it-were-the-80s) - Gargus (author). 

If You Are Reading This... (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/if-you-are-reading-this) - 
Decibelles (author), djkaktus (author), Zyn (author), Roget (author), Jacob Conwell 
(author). 

If You Have a Minute Why Don't We Go Talk About it Somewhere Only We Know 
(http://www.scp-wiki.net/if-you-have-a-minute-why-don-t-we-go-talk-about-it- 
somewhere) - Doctor Cimmerian (author). 


ii tab po c h20 ghs prn pain (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ii-tab-po-c-h20-qhs-prn-pain) - 
Veiedhimaedhr (author). 


I'll Be Home For Christmas... (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ill-be-home-for-christmas) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


Immolation (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/immolation) - SunnyClockwork (author), Verismo 
(translator). 


Imposters (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/imposters) - rumetzen (author). 
In Fear (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-fear) - PersonMcName (author). 


In other news, (http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-other-news) - Communism will win 
(author). 


In Search Of Lost Antigo (http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-search-of-lost-antigo) - Smapti 
(author). 


In the Big League (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-the-big-league) - Leicontis (author). 


In The Clutches Of Life (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-the-clutches-of-life) - Captain 
Kirby (author). 


In The Dark (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-the-darke) - Doctor Cimmerian (author). 
In The End (http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-end) - thedeadlymoose (author). 


In The Eye Of The Beholders (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-the-eye-of-the-beholders) - 
taylor_itkin (author). 


In The Garden (http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-garden) - The Great Hippo (author). 


In the Land of the Blind (http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-land-of-the-blind) - Sorts 
(author). 


SCP-1015: Poor Man's Midas 


Item #: SCP-1015 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1015-1 is to be contained 
in a passcode-locked safe in a 2m x 2m room to be supervised by 
one guard at all times. 


All testing is to take place in a room lined with several layers of thin 
rubber, latex, paper or other material on the floor, walls and ceiling. 
Each layer of material must be no thicker than .5 mm. 


Description: SCP-1015-1 is an American penny marked with the 
year 1974. All markings present on the coin match pennies minted in 
this year. Metallurgical analysis has thus far been impossible, as the 
penny has resisted all attempts to cut or scratch it, and is unaffected 
by temperature changes, always cool to the touch. 


A person possessing the penny is known as SCP-1015-2. No willful 
action by SCP-1015-2 will permanently rid them of the penny. 
Dropping, throwing or giving away the penny will result in the penny 
reappearing somewhere on SCP-1015-2’s person within 4 seconds. 
Ownership transfer requires the death of SCP-1015-2 followed by 
another person picking the penny up, or the theft (non-consensual 
taking) of the penny from its current owner. 


Within two hours of the penny’s acquisition, objects touched by most 
exposed body parts (See Test Log) of SCP-1015-2 are instantly 
transmuted into 1 or more 1974 pennies. For approximately the first 
24 hours, the effect will only manifest on small objects, barely larger 
than a penny. Over the next 2 weeks, the effect will increase the 
maximum size of affected objects, probability of transmutation on 
contact, and percentage of matter converted on contact. Eventually, 
contact with SCP-1015-2 will convert all solid, contiguous matter into 
pennies. 


In the Manner of a Bad Apple (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/in-the-manner-of-a-bad- 
apple) - Pedantique (author). 


In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any 
Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/in-which-dr- 
clef-does-not-die-nor-participate-in-the-further) - Sorts (author). 


Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa’ (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/ 
incident-0401-42-iii-chornobylska-katastrofa) - ComradeChernov (author). 


Incident 239-Abridged (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/incident-239-abridged) - Ihp (author). 


Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-239-b-clef- 
kondraki) - Dr Kondraki (author), DrClef (author). 


Incident 682-1548 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-682-1548) - catboy637 (author). 


Incident -c/A/001 Recovered Materials (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-c-a-001- 
recovered-materials) - Projekt616 (author). 


Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha (http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-mike-echo- 
seven-alpha) - Gnosis (author). 


Incident Report 086-0 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-086-0) - Alias 
Pseudonym (author). 


Incident Report | 028 F (http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-i-028-f) - 
wanabeswordsman (author). 


Incident Report WP-1 (http://;www.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-wp-1) - RichardJ28 
(author). 


Incident TA-05-003- -1 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incident-ta-05-003-1) - Hornby 
(author). 


Incursion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/incursion) - Lowell (author). 

Indigo Eyes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/indigo-eyes) - CthulhuBear (author). 
Individuality (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/individuality) - Roget (author). 

Ineffective (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/ineffective) - Cormorant777 (author). 

Ingénue (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ingenue) - AFX Neuromancer (author). 

Innocence (http://www.scp-wiki.net/innocence) - Roget (author). 

The Glorious and Everlasting Victory of Pablo Foxenflower over the Traitor 
Lazarus Wyrm (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/insert-overused-url-gimmick-here) - Bennings 


(author). 


The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
insertjokeinurlhere) - TheDuckman (author). 


Inside/Outside (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/inside-outside) - CapnThatguy (author). 
Insurrection (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/insurrection) - TroyL (author). 

Interference (http://www.scp-wiki.net/interference) - Cherry Pict (author). 
Intermission2 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/intermission2) - TheDuckman (author). 
Internal Affairs (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/internal-affairs) - Zederex Armin (author). 
Interview C (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-c) - Dr Gerald (author). 

Interview Log 7362 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-7362) - Drewbear (author). 


Interview With the Strigoi (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/interview-with-the-strigoi) - 
Smapti (author). 


In The End: Fiat Lux (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/intheendfiatlux) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
intheendwedarenotgoahunting) - TheDuckman (author). 


Into That Good Night (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/into-that-good-night) - Zyn (author). 
Into the Woods (http://www.scp-wiki.net/into-the-woods) - Jekeled (author). 


Introjection Infection Detection (http://www.scp-wiki.net/introjection-infection- 
detection) - MaliceAforethought (author). 


Island Story (http://www.scp-wiki.net/island-story) - carriontrooper (author). 
Israfil (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/israfil) - FortuneFavorsBold (author). 


It Always Has Been, It Always Has Not Been (http://www. scp-wiki.net/it-always- 
has-been-it-always-has-not-been) - Djoric (author). 


What Do You Think Love Feels Like Once You Understand It? (http:/Avww.scp- 
wiki.net/it-feels-like-being-weightless) - Decibelles (author). 


It Had All Been For Nothing (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-had-all-been-for-nothing) - 
Foxcheetah (author). 


It Might Have Been (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-might-have-been) - Djoric (author). 


It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-!? (http://www.scp-wiki.net/it-s-a-bird-it-s-a-plane-it-s) - 
Arlecchino (author). 


It's just paint, right? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-s-just-paint-right) - Swaghetti 
(author). 


It's Not Spelled Like That! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-s-not-spelled-like-that) - 
Gargus (author). 


It Takes Two (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-takes-two) - Jekeled (author). 

It Wasn't a Vacation (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/it-wasn-t-a-vacation) - Djoric (author). 
Iteration F (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/iteration-f) - Joreth (author). 

Iterations (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/iterations) - ObserverSeptember (author). 


It's All Behind Us Now (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/its-all-behind-us-now) - 
pxdnbluesoul (author). 


It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/its-not- 
pronounced-like-the-thesaurus-dammit) - Kestin (author). 


She's Really Good At Hurting Other People But Not Much Of Anything Else 
(http:/www.scp-wiki.net/its-still-real-if-you-believe-hard-enough) - Tiefling (author). 


(http:/www.scp-wiki.net/jack) - thefriendlyvandal (author). 
Jack of Clubs (http://www.scp-wiki.net/jackofclubs) - TheDuckman (author). 


Jack Of Diamonds (http://www.scp-wiki.net/jackofdiamonds) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


Jargon (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/jargon) - Salman Corbette (author). 
An Offer You Can't Refuse (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/job-offer) - Roget (author). 


Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/joey-fucknuts-believes- 
in-himself) - CadaverCommander (author). 


Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/joey-fucknuts- 
builds-a-flying-machine) - CadaverCommander (author). 


Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies (http://www.scp-wiki.net/joey-fucknuts-takes-to- 
the-skies) - CadaverCommander (author). 


John James (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/john-james) - Quantum Physician (author). 
Johnny's Wild Ride (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/johnnys-wild-ride) - TroyL (author). 
Join the Flock (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/join-the-flock) - not_a_seagull (author). 
Joseon (http://www.scp-wiki.net/joseon) - Arlecchino (author). 

Jot It Down (http://www.scp-wiki.net/jot-it-down) - Djoric (author). 

Joy to the World (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/joy-to-the-world) - Sophia Light (author). 


Sometimes, you make mistakes... (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/just-a-nightmare) - 
EdeFabry (author). 


Third Date (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/just-fuck-it-up-irl) - DrClef (author). 


Just What We Do (http://www.scp-wiki.net/just-what-we-do) - Dmatix (author). 


Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo (http://www.scp-wiki.net/katrina- 
and-morgan-and-little-miss-dotty-doo) - OverThinking (author). 


Keeping With The Times (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/keeping-with-the-times) - VAElynx 
(author). 


Ketergrams (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ketergrams) - Michael Atreus (author). 
Key Biscayne (http://www.scp-wiki.net/key-biscayne) - AndarielHalo (author). 


Kids with Guns (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kids-with-guns) - AFX Neuromancer 
(author). 


Kids with Guns Part Three (http://www.scp-wiki.net/kids-with-guns-part-three) - AFX 
Neuromancer (author). 


Kids with Guns Part Two (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kids-with-guns-part-two) - AFX 
Neuromancer (author). 


Kill 682 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kill-682) - Sorts (author). 


King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/king-greenshield-a-fairy- 
tale) - Smapti (author). 


Kingdom Of Stone: A Monolithic Species (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kingdom-of- 
stone-a-monolithic-species) - AndarielHalo (author). 


Kingdom of Stone: Slay, Cure, Protect (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kingdom-of-stone- 
slay-cure-protect) - AndarielHalo (author). 


Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kingdom-of-stone- 
the-end-of-a-man) - Nanoro (author). 


Kingdom of Stone: The Under-Class (http://www.scp-wiki.net/kingdom-of-stone- 
the-under-class) - AndarielHalo (author). 


Kirche (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kirche) - Ihp (author). 


Kit Always Used to Think She Was Cool (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kit-always-used- 
to-think-she-was-cool) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


Kit's Bloomin’ Adventure (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-bloomin-adventure) - 
Zachary Maxwell (author). 


Kit's Brotherhood (http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-brotherhood) - Zachary Maxwell 
(author). 


One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-christmas- 
miracle-pt-1) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


Loskon in the Making (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-fate) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


Kit's Horror Hospital Of Horror (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-horror-hospital-of- 
horror) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


Lab Induction (http://www.scp-wiki.net/lab-induction) - VAElynx (author). 
Labyrinth's End (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/labyrinths-end) - Kalinin (author). 


Lana Neal Sings the Blues (http://www.scp-wiki.net/lana-neal-sings-the-blues) - 
Kalinin (author). 


Audio Logs: Last Man Standing (http://www.scp-wiki.net/last-man-standing) - 
DrKens (author). 


Last Mission of Zeus-4 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/last-mission-of-zeus-4) - 
Illyrias_Acolyte (author). 


Last One to Die (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/last-one-to-die) - AndarielHalo (author). 
Laughter (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/laughter) - Communism will win (author). 
Learning Shit (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/learning-shit) - MisterBibs (author). 
Leeway (http://www.scp-wiki.net/leeway) - Decibelles (author). 


Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) (http://www.scp-wiki.net/legally-a-falcon-for- 
tax-purposes) - Waterfire (author). 


Leisure Time (http://www.scp-wiki.net/leisure-time) - weizhong (author). 
Lemuridae (http://www.scp-wiki.net/lemuridae) - Tom Serveaux (author). 
Lepidoptraetheia (http://www.scp-wiki.net/lepidoptraetheia) - DrMagnus (author). 
Lessons (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/lessons) - CryogenChaos (author). 


Lessons from History (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/lessons-from-history) - catboy637 
(author). 


Lessons Learned (http://www.scp-wiki.net/lessons-learned) - Dexanote (author). 


Let Me Guess, Applesauce? (http://www.scp-wiki.net/let-me-guess-applesauce) - 
Waterfire (author). 


Let the Games Begin (http://www.scp-wiki.net/let-the-games-begin) - Bryx (author). 


Let The Right One Innily (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/let-the-right-one-innily) - 
trennerdios (author). 


Letter from the North (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/letter-from-the-north) - Roget (author). 
Letters from Benares (http://www.scp-wiki.net/letters-from-benares) - psul (author). 
Letters to a Prophet (http://www.scp-wiki.net/letters-to-a-prophet) - Dmatix (author). 


Letters to a Prophet #2: Scry Harder (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/letters-to-a-prophet-2- 
scry-harder) - Dmatix (author). 


Letting it go (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/letting-it-go) - Pata H (author). 
Life and Death (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/life-and-death) - Roget (author).