2 hours later the substance dissipated, and the 
SCPS Curtana was observed to be rapidly 
accelerating towards Mars at near light 
speeds, with an organic mass resembling that 
of 1548-Q-1 attached to it. In 30 minutes the 
vessel reached the planet and impacted it, 
creating a crater 400km in radius, ionizing the 
atmosphere, and turning the surface into a 
molten mass. An hour after, the surface began 
to be converted into a black organic mass, 
which spread out from the epicenter of SCPS 
Curtana's impact. 


At this time an SCP-1548-2 event, the largest 
One on record, occurred, and the solar flare 
reached Mars when half of its surface had 
been converted. A violent explosion followed, 
the luminosity of which matched the Sun's 
luminosity when viewed from Earth. The 
resultant debris is expected to form a second 
asteroid belt within the next three months. 
Asteroid impacts with Earth are predicted to 
increase. 


As this event occurred 10 hours ago, all 


related data is still under review. 
> DISPLAYING FILE 6/6 
> TEXT FILE LEFT BY: 05-3 ON 28-JANUARY-2017. 


Seraph-1 was only able to take a single picture of 
extrasolar space. And this is it. 


All that's left of our infinite, ever expanding universe. 


> DISPLAY ATTACHED FILE 'SRP_1.PNG' 


Our main priority can no longer be secrecy. 


> ATTENTION: THE TERMINAL HAS BEEN IDLE FOR FOUR 
MINUTES. THE TERMINAL WILL EXIT INONE MORE MINUTE. 


logout 

> WOULD YOU LIKE TO VOTE BEFORE LOGGING OUT? 
no 

> ARE YOU SURE? 

yes 


> THE O05 COUNCIL HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR DECISION. 
YOU STILL HAVE THREE DAYS TO VOTE. GOODBYE, O5-6. 
> LOGGING OFF... 


shutdown 
> SHUTTING DOWN... 


Footnotes 

1. A large gaseous feature that extends off the Sun's surface, 
normally forming a loop shape. 

2. The central aspects of Ortothan mythology are that the universe is 
the second universe to exist, and that it has been protected from 
extra-universal invasions by seven guardian deities. Only one of 


these deities, Rakmou-leusan, the "Holy Fourth," is said to be alive 
in the present day. 

3. A region surrounding the solar system where solar wind collides 
with interstellar wind, creating a "bubble" around the solar system 
known as the heliosphere. 

4. Patterns of grids of polygons formed when high amounts of 
thaumaturgic energy is released. 

5. Acommercial spacecraft made and launched by aerospace 
company Spacex. 

6. Anomalous weapon of mass destruction. 

7. Transmission contents have typically contained mentions of 
extraterrestrial civilizations and Ortothan mythological stories. 

8. Observation by Foundation telescopes spotted a corresponding 
"hole" and distorted thaumic tessellation patterns at the region of the 
solar system where Seraph-1 passed the heliosphere. 

9. A term used in Ortothan texts that refers to the Milky Way Galaxy. 


« SCP-1547 | SCP-1548 | SCP-1549 » 


SCP-1549: In Absence of a Perfect Medium 


Item #: SCP-1549 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-1549 are to 
be analyzed and flagged by Foundation webcrawlers upon their 
creation. Domains containing frequently used key phrases 
generated in correlation to SCP-1549 are to be monitored for any 
suspicious activity and purged from all online archives and 
databases. Members of Mobile Task Force Kappa-10 
("Skynet"), Mobile Task Force Mu-4 ("Debuggers"), 
and Mobile Task Force Rho-9 ("Technical Support") 
are to work in tandem to safely quarantine all affected sites and data 
from public repositories. If any references resembling that of 
SCP-1549 are detected, disinformation campaign procedures should 
be implemented immediately based on the publicity and nature of 
the reference in question. Locating Pol-1549 is considered a high 
priority for all involved personnel, although the most direct and 
efficient methods of doing so are currently not known at this time. 


Description: SCP-1549 is the collective designation for websites 
containing an anomalous onload script titled "belowaverage.js". 
Attempts to trace the location of the library used to run the script 
have ultimately ended in failure. Implementation of this code into 
SCP-1549 instances allow a subject to physically enter their device's 
screen as an unknown form of periphery. This script converts the 
user's monitor or haptic feedback screen into a direct Human 
Interface Device (HID). 


The action of entering one's screen must be voluntary; all attempts 
to force unintended interactions with SCP-1549 have not yielded any 
anomalous effects. Subjects who are aware of SCP-1549's effect 
and attempt to interact with the webpage will be temporarily 
compressed into a data medium that is interpretable by the system, 
allowing the screen to act as a portal into a physical locality that is 


defined as an extradimensional space acting as a facsimile/tangible 
proxy of the website. In all reported instances of SCP-1549-A, the 
space has been defined as a series of indoor locales with no visible 
exteriors or windows of any kind. Information media has been shown 
to represent itself as physical copies of the data in question’. 


On occasion, humanoid informational constructs have been found to 
manifest within the confines of SCP-1549-A instances. These 
entities, designated SCP-1549-B, are always found to act as 
ancillary staff such as janitors or receptionists. All SCP-1549-A 
locations are connected, meaning that any website running 
SCP-1549 will have their corresponding SCP-1549-A space connect 
to all other SCP-1549-A instances, often through structures 
represented as blank hallways or ventilation shafts. When a subject 
exits the portal through which they entered, they will invariably exit 
through the screen associated with the IP or MAC address they 
entered through. However, if a subject exits through a portal 
associated with a separate SCP-1549 instance / SCP-1549-A 
location, they will be able to exit through any device accessing the 
SCP-1549 instance as long as they can visualize the associated IP 
or MAC address of said device. If they are unable to exit via this 
means, they will ultimately return to SCP-1549-A unhindered. 


Addendum-1549 | History of SCP-1549 Events 
A: Beginnings of Containment 


SCP-1549 was brought to the Foundation's attention on 
the 10th of May, 2014, when a website titled "black- 
moon-howl.com" was created. Foundation held 
webcrawler AlCs KWRB 015-BENNET and KWRB 101- 
GRUSER were triggered by the use of the key words 
used in the title and immediately reported the website to 
the AIAD Webwatch Subdivision. Post scanning for 
cognito and infohazards, of which none were found, the 
website was opened. The website was a simple text 
page presented in black 11-point font Arial on a white 
background. Its contents are transcribed below: 


hey you 


yeah you 


okay now that i have got your attention id like 
to direct you to some websites made by this 
prick i know 


http: //www.normalmail .com 

http: //www.averagevideos.com 
http: //www.nothingtoseehere.com 
http: //www.test-test—testing.com 
http: //www.unlocal—-licensing.com 
http: //www. jamies—website.com 
http: //www.not-—ardans—website.com 
http: //www.gimme—a-whale.com 
http: //www.people-zoo.com 


theyre portals 
try entering 


i did you a favor, so dont track me. not like 
youd find me anyways 


Due to a lack of any mentions of the websites or their 
properties being found anywhere online2, suppression of 
the websites was deemed a low priority (Code Green), 
and furthermore would be an impediment to 
experimentation. 


After the first exploration of SCP-1549, and a close 
encounter with the presumed Pol-1549, all users of 
"normalmail.com" received the following email: 


Subject: Your Average Website 

To: [variable]}@normalmail.com From: 
moc.liamlamron| 
0202ylper.on#moc.liamlamron|0202ylper.on 


For the sake of user safety, we're going to 
keep things on the down low! For this 


absolutely normal website that does nothing 
interesting in the slightest. We've got some 
visitors who seem to be interested in our 
website, so we're just going to keep things 
simple. Go to this3 link and download the 
plugin. In an hour, all websites made by myself 
will cease to work unless you have the plugin. 
Only share this with other established users! 


We don't want to start anything, we come in 
peace. We hope you do too. 


Also, fuck you Pearson. Fuck you hard. 


With love, 
JaJa 


SCP-1549 websites were modified to not load on any 
browser other than Google Chrome, and only when 
using the plugin linked (named "Normalcy" on its Chrome 
Store page, with the logo of a thumbs up). Following the 
development, the removal of current SCP-1549 affected 
websites was downgraded to a non-issue (Code Blue). 
Due to immediate willingness to cooperate, and making 
the first move to compromise before any confrontation, 
locating Pol-1549 was downgraded to a low priority 
(Code Green). EDIT 5/13/2015: All attempts to locate 
Pol-1549 and their associates have so far been 
unsuccessful, due to Pol-1549's use of a type of 
anonymity network (such as Tor or anoNet). 


Operation "Aggressive Networking" was a plan to 
increase SCP Foundation mobility using SCP-1549's 
portal abilities. The websites "test-test-testing.com" and 
"not-ardans-website.com" were used as a base of 
operations due to their size, emptiness, and proximity to 
one another inside SCP-1549-A space. A large tunnel 
between the two portals was created, and operations 
began. Using independently developed large (3m x 3m) 
computer monitors across multiple SCP sites, 
transportation of MTFs and corresponding equipment 


overseas became a far smaller expense and was able to 
be accomplished in less than an hour in some cases. 
Pols encountered during use of the space were met with 
a non-interference policy, due to Pol-1549's initial 
cooperation. 


B: Continued History of Containment 


On the 18th of November, 2014, the traffic between sites 
using SCP-1549-A became heavy enough to require use 
of more than two portals. For smaller transports, "jamies- 
website.com" and "nothingtoseehere.com" were 
assimilated into Operation "Aggressive Networking". On 
the 29th of November, 2014, Pol-1549 developed two 
new SCP-1549 instances: "jaja-artgallery.com" and 
"coolnormalgames.com". These SCP-1549 instances 
were neutralized soon after their creation. Within the 
hour of this action, the following email correspondence 
occurred: 


Subject: What's This About 

To: moc.liamlamron| 

9451 evitatneserper#moc.liamlamron| 
9451evitatneserper From: moc.liamlamron| 
0202ylper.on#moc.liamlamron|0202ylper.on 


We're on good terms, so | thought that you'd 
let me create more websites. | will admit 
confusion at your behavior when | created new 
ones. They still required the plugin to function, 
which still only a limited number of people 
have, and | need my space you know? A 
response, though not usually your style, would 
be greatly appreciated. 


With love, 
JaJa 


Subject: Re: What's This About 
To: moc.liamlamron| 


0202ylper.on#moc.liamlamron|0202ylper.on 
From: moc.liamlamron| 

9451 evitatneserper#moc.liamlamron| 

945 1evitatneserper 


This relationship has been held in good terms, 
and we must thank you for your cooperation in 
Our procedures. However, an anomaly can not 
be allowed to spread. The more websites exist 
containing your code, the more likely they are 
to be accidentally discovered. Your plugin is 
entirely non-anomalous, and it is possible that 
it could be replicated by someone studying 
your sites' code. This outcome becomes 
progressively more likely every time that a new 
website is created, and that outcome will not 
be tolerated. Your original websites are 
currently staying up because of your 
willingness to cooperate and their utility to our 
purposes. We hope that you understand our 
position. 


Regards, 
Representative H. 


Subject: Re: Re: What's This About 

To: moc.liamlamron| 
9451evitatneserper#moc.liamlamron| 
9451evitatneserper From: moc.liamlamron| 
0202ylper.on#moc.liamlamron|0202ylper.on 


| understand, but hope that you would be more 
clear with me on your intentions and 
procedures in following interactions. | am the 
creator of your current transportation network, 
it would be nice if | was kept in the loop on 
these things. | wi// cooperate. 


With love, 


JaJa 


Communication with Pol-1549 was minimal between the 
29th of November, 2014, and the 7th of May, 2015, other 
than four update emails sent out to all accounts on 
"normalmail.com" detailing new additions Pol-1549 had 
made to their five websites untouched by Operation 
"Aggressive Networking". As Operation "Aggressive 
Networking" was expanded to include more 
individualized purposes, traffic through SCP-1549-A 
began to peak at an estimated 800% more subjects 
passing through per day than when the operation was 
first introduced in 2014. This was estimated to cut down 
over 600,000 USD on plane tickets, fuel, mailing, and 
other assorted oversea expenses per month. 


Directors of Operation "Aggressive Networking" had 
began the project of developing a portal into SCP-1549- 
A without the use of SCP-1549 websites. Researchers 
and physicists involved with other interdimensional 
projects had been gathered to create the Foundation 
Transportation Network Wormhole Device and assume 
SCP-1549-A as its base of operations‘. 


Operation "Aggressive Networking" moved to assume 
two more portals associated with "unlocal-licensing.com" 
and "averagevideos.com". A construction project began 
to expand tunnels into usable roads. The following email 
correspondence occurred on the 7th of May, 2015, 
following the beginnings of tunnel constructing: 


Subject: Whyyy 

To: moc.liamlamron| 

9451 evitatneserper#moc.liamlamron| 
9451evitatneserper From: moc.liamlamron| 
0202ylper.on#moc.liamlamron|0202ylper.on 


Okay what the fuck guys, Average Videos was 
a piece of art. | made a movie theater that 
streams like a video website — not like you 


guys allowed public use so many videos could 
get on there, but it was really fun to fuck 
around with me and my pals. Now when we're 
watching stuff we have to make sure its not 
during construction time, lest your drills and 
shit overpower the movie. And after you're 
done with your tunnels (which went through 
my lobby, mind you), the same is going to 
apply to making sure we aren't there when 
your trucks and tanks just decide to waltz 
through like they own the place. 


Have you guys even stopped to take a look 
around? | mean, none of your people have 
even strolled through the aquarium over in 
Gimme a Whale, or seen my Al testing and 
gladiator battles in People Zoo. We send out 
updates, you know, with scheduled events and 
shit. You can come! We would love to see you 
guys there, you are welcome to join us. 
Speaking of, there's a viewing of Back to the 
Future tonight in Theater #6. That's the one 
furthest from your construction work, so the 
movie should be audible. 


Oh | almost forgot, you know, uh, you 
remember when | said that | would like to be 
kept in the loop? Well uh, you know, you didn't 
really te// me about this development. | get it, 
I'm not blind, | see more and more people are 
coming through. You need more space, but 
look, | could have made you more space if you 
had just asked, | mean come one guys! It's not 
that hard to keep our relationship professional 
and well organized, it would be nice if you 
contacted me. Just saying. | would have no 
problem with you taking Unlocal Licensing, 
that is another big open test website pretty 
much, but taking over the Way in Average 
Videos unannounced is almost juvenile. You 


must know | spend a lot of time here. You 
could be a little more respectful of my space. 


With love, 
JaJa 


Subject: Re: Whyyy