An eleventh instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced, as are 75 
canisters of compressed oxygen. The mechanical arms open all the 
canisters; after four hours, the instance develops symptoms of 
oxygen toxicity, and dies after another 18 hours. 


A twelfth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. It begins urinating; 
after 22 days of continuous urination, the tank is full of urine, at 


which point the instance drowns. 


A thirteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced, and bludgeoned 
with a pool cue. 


A fourteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced, and crushed 
under an estimated 1.2 million Indian 1-rupee coins. 


A fifteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. The mechanical 
arms emerge from the ceiling hatch, wielding several steaming 
teapots and teakettles; the arms empty these onto the instance, 
scalding it to death. 


A sixteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced; notably, it is of the 
hairless Xoloitzcuintli breed. The mechanical arms emerge from the 
ceiling hatch, wielding high-intensity ultraviolet blacklights, which 
they shine on the instance. The instance rapidly develops third- 
degree burns and what appear to be multiple melanomas; as with 
the sixth instance, mechanical arms prod it every 15 minutes until, 
after 4 days, it is no longer responsive. 


A seventeenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. A double-sided 
plate-glass mirror drops from the ceiling hatch and bisects it 
longitudinally. 


An eighteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. 10 mechanical 
arms emerge from the ceiling, wielding laboratory equipment; an 
eleventh arm restrains the instance, and takes a tissue sample. The 
other arms process the sample for karyotyping; after eleven days of 
processing, the completed karyogram reveals that the instance is 
XX (genetically female). The arms restrain the instance again, 
examine its genitalia, and then drop it through the trapdoor 
unharmed. A nineteenth instance of SCP-1459-1 is likewise 
revealed to be genetically female, and dropped through the trapdoor 
unharmed; a twentieth instance, however, is revealed to be be XY 
(genetically male), and is bludgeoned to death with the lab 
equipment. 


A twenty-first instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. A man identified 
as American actor Douglas Fairbanks (1883-1939) manifests, 
wearing the cloak, sombrero, and mask, and wielding the sword, 


from his portrayal of the character "Zorro"; notably, Zorro was known 
for using a sword to slice a 'Z’' into walls as a signature. Fairbanks 
draws the sword, and slices a 'Z' into the instance, who 
exsanguinates. Fairbanks then drops the sword, removes the 
sombrero and mask, takes a jar of cookies from under his cloak, and 
eats 21 cookies one by one, staring silently at observers the whole 
time. He then exits through the trapdoor. No cookies were 
dispensed. 


Player: Doctor Margin 

Statement: "Use its entrails to have a conversation with me." 
Result: SCP-1459 played a sound effect indicating the method of 
extermination had been previously used. 

Note: Doctor Margin was attempting to conduct an interview with 
SCP-1459. 


Player: Doctor Margin 

Statement: "God fucking damn it."(Note: Statement uttered after 
previous attempt failed) 

Result: Instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. SCP-1459-1 proceeds 
to appear agitated for several seconds, whimpering. Entity 
resembling SCP-343 appears and picks up SCP-1459-1. The 
bottom hatch opens, from which the sounds of whining and burning 
can be heard. Entity resembling SCP-343 lifted SCP-1459-1 over its 
head before throwing it violently into the hatch while screaming 
"FUCK YOU!" Entity then went through the top hatch. 

Note: SCP-343 manifested immediately afterwards, took the cookie 
dispensed, ate it, and demanifested. When subsequently asked why 
it had done this, SCP-343 declined to answer. 

| really hate this job sometimes. Still, interesting result. - Doctor 
Margin 


Player: Doctor Griswold 

Statement: “Someone who knows how to kill SCP-682.” 

Result: SCP-1459 played a sound effect indicating the method of 
extermination had been previously used. 


Player: Doctor Lucas 

Statement: "Something which cannot kill SCP-682." 

Result: A man wearing the uniform of a Foundation security guard 
emerges, wielding a shotgun. He fires repeatedly at the instance, 


missing each time. Once his ammunition is exhausted, he attempts 
several times to bludgeon the instance with the shotgun, but again 
misses each time. The instance is then terminated by the default 
bludgeoning method. 


Player: Researcher Lane 

Statement: "Your choice." 

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Note: Cookie produced was described by Researcher Lane as "the 
best thing I've ever eaten." Subsequently, Researcher Lane is 
hereby banned from using SCP-1459. 


Player: Dr. Miller 

Statement: "Samsung Galaxy Note 7" 

Result: A Samsung Galaxy Note 7 on a standard charger appeared 
next to the SCP-1459-1 instance. 30 minutes later, the Note 7 
exploded, instantly killing the SCP-1459-1 instance. 


Player: Dr. Willows 

Statement: "Give it a bone." 

Result: SCP-1459 emitted a noise signalling that the suggested 
method had already been used. 

Note: Despite not performing any actions, one oatmeal cookie was 
dispensed. Dr. Willows stated that it tasted "extremely dry." 


Player: Dr. Willows 

Statement: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a 
woodchuck could chuck wood?" 

Result: A mechanical arm produced seven woodchucks (Marmota 
momax), each carrying a small log. The woodchucks proceeded to 
pelt SCP-1459-1 with the logs at rapid speeds, producing extra logs 
by anomalous means until the container was completely filled. The 
logs were dropped through the floor and into a series of high- 
powered chipping mechanisms, emptying the container within five 
minutes. 

Note: Seven cookies were dispensed. Microscopic analysis 
concludes that they were made entirely out of cork. 


Player: Dr. Karchov 
Statement: "Vorarephilia.” 
Result: SCP-1459 played the sound effect indicating the method 


had been previously used. 


SCP-1460: Dreamwalker 


Item #: SCP-1460 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1460 is kept in a standard 
humanoid containment cell at Site . Contact or experimentation 
with SCP-1460 outside of standard medical care may only be 
performed with prior permission from at least two (2) senior research 
personnel. 


SCP-1460 is to be administered a pentobarbital/thiopental regimen 
daily. Until further notice, use of medication outside of that required 
for basic medical care has been suspended. 


Elements of Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") have 
been deployed to the areas affected by SCP-1460 and have 
standing authorization to administer amnestics as necessary to 
maintain secrecy and minimize disruption of the civilian population. 


Description: SCP-1460 is a 32-year old male Asian-American 
identified as [REDACTED], a former resident of the cityof , , 
USA. SCP-1460 has been in a coma for the past eight (8) years, of 
which the last seven (7) have been in Foundation care, as a result of 
a traffic accident on / / in which a public transit bus struck and 
critically injured SCP-1460 while he was walking to his place of 
employment. SCP-1460 was transferred to a regional hospital due to 
a lack of appropriate trauma facilities at the local hospital, and came 
to the Foundation's attention following multiple discrepancies found 
during a routine review of hospital medical records. 


Despite SCP-1460's condition, individuals involved in his daily life 
have reportedly been in contact with him during the entirety of the 
interval in which he has been comatose and are not aware of his 
current condition. Although there is a complete lack of corroboration 
from locally available surveillance footage, friends and family have 


reported that SCP-1460 has lived for the last ten (10) years in a low- 
income apartment in  , and has been employed at a local 
supermarket for the same duration, where work is done that is 
attributed to SCP-1460. Furthermore, records of bank transactions 
and ATM usage are periodically registered which are attributable to 
SCP-1460, which also do not appear on bank or ATM surveillance 
video, despite corroboration from bank employees regarding 
SCP-1460's activity. 


Addendum 1460-01: Excerpt from Interview 1460-03B 


Date: // 
Subject: Mrs.L H (Mother of SCP-1460) 
Interviewer: AgentE (Undercover) 


Agent E_ : Thank you for your time, Mrs. H . We'd 
just like to ask you some quick questions about 
[REDACTED]. 


Mrs. H : Sure thing. 


Agent E — : What do you remember about when he was 
released from the hospital? 


Mrs. H : Oh, we were so relieved to be able to finally 
get him out of there. He hadn't really talked the entire 
time he was in there, you see, so we were really glad. 


AgentE - : Do you remember which day you picked him 
up, exactly? 


Mrs. H : Of course, it was... |... huh, come to think of 
it, | can't remember what day it was. | must have been so 
concentrated on making sure __ was okay that | didn't 
really pay attention to anything else. 


Addendum 1460-02: Excerpt from Interview 1460-09A 


Date: / / 

Subject: Mr.G V (General Manager of [REDACTED] 
Supermarket) 

Interviewer: Agent E (Undercover) 


Agent E_ : Whatcan you tell us about [REDACTED]? 


Mr. V : You want to know about =? He's alright, 
kinda quiet, sticks to himself. Shows up on time every 
day, does his job decently, doesn't stick out but definitely 
not the worst kid | have. 


Agent E_ : Has he exhibited any strange behavior since 
his accident? | mean, has he been acting strange in any 
way? 


Mr. V : No, not really, just a normal guy. He's not in 
any kind of trouble, is he? 


AgentE :Nosir, this is just a confidential followup on 
behalf of the hospital. 


Mr. V : Okay, well, if you want to talk to him he 
should be here in about half an hour or so. 


Addendum 1460-03: Incident Log 1460-03 


On // , approval was given to administer a pentobarbital/thiopental 
regimen to SCP-1460 in order to induce a deeper comatose state. 
Within a week of doing so, local Foundation agents reported a 
sudden onset of mass confusion in individuals affected by 
SCP-1460. The experiment was suspended shortly afterward, and 
Class B amnestics administered as necessary. Further attempts to 
suppress or neutralize SCP-1460 have also been suspended 
indefinitely. 


« SCP-1459 | SCP-1460 | SCP-1461 » 


SCP-1461: House of the Worm 


Item #: SCP-1461 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-6 has been constructed 
around SCP-1461. Task Force Lambda-30 ("Whiskey Tango 
Foxtrot") is on permanent assignment to reinforce Site-6 security. 
Any unusual activity from SCP-1461 is to be reported to on-site 
Level 4 supervisors, who will implement A4-7 Daybreak procedures 
at their discretion (see Site-6 standard procedures guide). Any 
operatives entering SCP-1461 should be fitted with full NBCA 
(Nuclear, Biological, Chemical, Anomalous) protection and armed 
escorts. SCP-1461 is considered a high-priority target for the 
organization known as the Church of the Broken God, who have 
made_ attempts to breach Site-6 and access SCP-1461 since 19 . 


Description: SCP-1461 is an English manor (circa 1890) with 
attached sub-levels. It came to the Foundation's attention on 
November 1941, when the dwelling and its sub-level facilities 
vanished, then rematerialized after an eleven day period of absence. 
The surface portion of SCP-1461 is a two-level dwelling with twelve 
bedrooms, four baths, three studies, a main foyer/ballroom, a library, 
a kitchen, and a pantry-basement. Most of these rooms were 
converted into simple barracks prior to Foundation acquisition and 
are believed to have been dwellings for the cult. Site-6 Staff have 
reinforced the structure and use the available space to house 
monitoring rooms and security forces. No anomalous activity has 
ever originated from the manor itself. 


The sub-level facilities are accessible through the manor's 
basement. The layout and size of the sub-level facilities has yet to 
be accurately measured, due to the anomalous qualities of the 
facility and hostile entities within. The facility is constructed primarily 
from concrete, iron, and brass; but also a number of exotic and/or 
unknown materials. The layout of the facility follows illogical routes 


and architecture: for example, doorways open into solid walls or 
open chasms, stairwells ascend into empty space, etc. Extensive 
damage is apparent throughout the facility. Certain sections have 
caved in and are filled with an unidentified grey sandstone that 
exists nowhere on the Foundation's expanded periodic table of 
elements. The facilities also contain a wide array of anomalous 
artifacts both active and neutralized (see Inventory Document 
I-1461-Current). It is unknown whether the facility's erratic layout 
and artifacts were present prior to SCP-1461's disappearance, or if 
they were introduced during said absence. 


The sub-level facilities are extremely hazardous, with an extensive 
array of moving mechanical apparatuses, gear works, pistons, 
steam-pipes and coolant tubes that lack appropriate safety 
measures. The machinery is maintained by strategic placement of 
nozzles that dispense a black, mucus-like substance which is highly 
corrosive to organic materials, but also serves as a coolant and 
lubricant. Some sections appear to be emitting strong gamma and 
X-ray radiation, registering 75 counts per second at their highest 
recorded reading. The source of this radiation is unknown as none 
of the machinery appears to be constructed with or houses 
radioactive components. 


SCP-1461 contains approximately fifty-seven humanoid entities 
(including seven former Foundation personnel) designated as 
SCP-1461-1. These entities, through an unknown process, have 
been augmented with crude mechanical implants in an as-of-yet 
undiscovered section of SCP-1461. Each instance of SCP-1461-1 
has been uniquely augmented, with little uniformity between them. 
The majority have been augmented with metallic teeth and claw-like 
protrusions on their hands, giving them lethal close-quarters combat 
ability. Other augmentations include iron bolts haphazardly grafted 
to the subject's bones, severe reinforcement to the spinal column, 
and the replacement of one or more organs with prosthetic 
equivalents. SCP-1461-1 appears to possess no higher brain 
functions or retain any sense of self, acting entirely on canine-levels 
of instinct and intelligence. Instances stick to one- or two-unit 
groups, build easily hidden or defensible nests, and attempt to 
collect food cannibalized from one another or from intruding 
Foundation staff. All instances of SCP-1461-1 are considered 


extremely hostile. 


It is theorized that SCP-1461 itself may "command" SCP-1461-1. 
The speaking-tube system throughout the facility has been observed 
emitting loud metallic shrieks that cause SCP-1461-1 to retreat from 
an area. In other encounters, a metallic odor identified to be blood 
filters through the ventilation system, drawing SCP-1461-1 to the 
marked location. The frequency and accuracy at which SCP-1461 
scent-marks areas currently occupied by Foundation personnel 
suggests some kind of guiding, hostile intelligence. 


At least four instances of SCP-1461-1 have received additional 
augmentation, replacing their esophagus and lungs with a 
phonograph device powered by SCP-1461-1's own motions. These 
phonographs emit a constant, repeating stream of soeech peppered 
with religious symbolism, but has provided no clues as to its creator 
or purpose. 


Addendum: According to records from 1941, the manor was owned 
by a Mr. and his family. A World War One veteran, Mr.