An SCP that rearranges parts of things into other useful things for its 
own use. Maybe living organisms or something. 


An electric mixer with no batteries or power cord: it runs on music. 


A magnifying glass works only at night, and which can do with 
moonlight what any magnifier can do to an ant in sunlight. 


A lock that, when locked, would stay stuck in the same place 
(although still moving with the Earth's rotation, etc.). 


A humanoid SCP, with the ability to alter the world simply by 
speaking. However, he isn't too smart, being in his mid teens. 
Containment protocol and an incident log: 


Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX has been fitted with an 
electronic voice modulation unit, to prevent him from accidentally 


using his powers. He is allowed freedom to roam the site at will. He 
has been set up in a regulation humanoid containment cell, with 
access to whatever material he might desire to keep him 
entertained. SCP-XXX is currently in daily training exercises with Dr 
Bright in order to aide his judgment. Following incident XXX-63, 
containment procedures have been altered. SCP-XXX is installed in 
a regulation humanoid containment cell. It is to remain strapped to 
its bed, and fed intravenously. While the removal of its tongue may 
have been enough to remove its powers, care is to be taken to 
ensure its lips remain sewn together. Should subject persist in 
attempting to speak, removal of vocal chords will be considered. 


Log Snippet: 

Doctor Bright and SCP-XXX aka Tommy are seated at a table, 
Tommy's voice modulator behind Dr. Bright. They are speaking 
amiably, and have been for some time. 

Bright: Tommy, you really need to get this through your head. We're 
not trying to hurt you. We want you to be able to work WITH your 
powers. You can't just speak your mind. Imagine if you had had said 
the 'pants on fire’ thing to Agent Smith WITHOUT your modulator. It 
would not have been funny. 

Tommy: Might have been. You don't... He pauses, looking for a 
word choice. You haven't seen that. 

Dr. Bright leans back, sighing. 

Bright: All right Tommy. That's it for today. Time to get your 
Modulator back on. Dr. Bright turns away. 

Tommy: Muttering. You Foundation guys are literally worse than 
Hitler. 

Dr. Bright stops moving. He turns slowly back towards SCP-XXX, a 
glint in his eye. A quick movement causes his jacket to cover the 
camera. Then SCP-XXX begins screaming. This goes on for thirty 
minutes, the screams becoming less articulate as it goes on, until 
the tape cuts off. 


Something that is immune to bullets and projectiles of all types. Not 
a shield, some sort of creature. Preferably based off some 
mythological critter that is, itself, immune to projectiles. Point behind 
this is that the containment and retrieval stuff requires close combat. 


Forever here this door shall sit, 

A rift in reason and in rhyme; 

A pox on those who would commit 
A treason ‘gainst the flow of time. 


Windmills - something that grinds up stuff creepily (though that 
would have to work hard to be a not-repeat of other SCPs), or 
something that would power something the Foundation really, really 
doesn't want powered. Or windmills - a whole field of windmills that 
blow in conjunction with some other world's wind? Windmills that 
draw things to them? 


A shopping cart that acts like a dog: bonds with the person who 
touches it, likes to "play" - run fast, go around in circles, play chase - 
will bump you affectionately, chase off other things/people/carts it 
views as a threat to bonded subject, etc. 


SCP with the sole gimmick of being literally uncontainable. 


SCP - A contract expiry announcement from a PR company. Any 
non human entity (Company, country, church, store, event) who 
holds it will be repeatedly subjected to more and more PR and in- 
entity disasters (Like losing important files, accidents destroying 
essential property...) 


SCP contained within a Timezone. 


SCP whose containment involves reading it stories of murder. Fresh 
ones every time. Published fiction works best. 


Humanoid SCP with highly aggressive immune system, able to deal 
with infections before they enter the body 


Children's fairy-tale book that, when read, causes the reader to 
regress chronologically, to something like six or seven. Reader 
hears voice of an elderly woman reading aloud, illegible writing on 
the inside of the book cover - only readable part says "Love, 
Granny" or something. 


A story somehow incorporating SCP-ARCs and SCP-Ds together to 
restart a universe after an X#-Class Scenario deletes it. 


A traffic cone which, when placed on a road, cannot be moved by 
motor vehicles. IE: Concrete traffic cone. 


SCP-169 is stated to be between 2000 and 8000 km long. This is a 
big descrepancy, so what if there are two of them each around 

3000 km long? The Tale would be a diary of a survivor who watched 
the news of them coming ashore, devastating southern South 
America, shrugging off military might, breeding, and spreading 
across the Earth. 


A Foundation Tale pertaining to Project Longshot entitled, "The 
Longest Shot." An alternate history, or perhaps set in the near 
future, in which the project is completed and the spacecraft 
launched. In the 104 or so years it takes the craft to reach Alpha 
Centari and transmit data back to earth, humanity has been wiped 
from the face of the planet. Somewhere, a radio might crackle to life 
and begin blaring odd static. A monitor or two may light up at NASA 
mission control, even though they rightfully shouldn't, gazed upon by 
many eager eyes, none belonging to anything capable of 
comprehending the information on the LCD panels before them. 


It would contrast the success of the mission with how little it meant, 
making subtle implications as to why humanity is gone, when the 
race died out, and what may have changed. 


A basis for a story: For a group (or race, planet, person, | don't 
know) with advanced technology, it would be easy to make 


something designed to be found by scientists. Just by making an 
object that's inexplicable enough, and leaving it somewhere, one 
stands a good chance that it will eventually end up in the hands of 
researchers. Say, the Foundation. 


A pair of MTFs who work together to remove information from either 
the public eye or within the Foundation when members are 
promoted to certain positions- the Sin Eaters, who disappear people, 
and the Silverfish, who disappear information. 


An anomalous original copy of the Declaration of Independence (or 
possibly the Constitution) held at the Foundation's branch in the 
National Archives. 


"You don't understand! I'm trying to help you!" 


It is said we are born in the infinite darkness, and to it we will return. 
And those that would believe these words often cower behind them, 
using them to excuse themselves from bringing light to this world. 
But should a star not shine simply because it is a difficult task? 
Simply because they too must return to the void? 

What would become of this world if our brethren, the stars, stopped 
giving their nurturing light? 

The same that comes when we stop giving off ours. 


Commercials | hear (U.S. based): 
"SCP Johnson -— a family company!" 


And then | think of Soap From Corpses and it all goes weird. 
An SCP thats like a toy dog bone and when a dog buries it, it grows 


into a tree that has more toy bones coming off of it. 
And then those toy bones can grow new trees propagating the cycle. 


SCP-963 is a interesting place to mine for tale ideas. As an 
example, there is one (type of) individual that should be immune to 
its effects - a Jack Bright that went past the 30 day mark. So if the 
Foundation wants an expert watching Bright, who better then a 
Bright to anticipate what he's up to? And they've (sort of) given him 
what he wants: That version can live out a normal life and finally die. 


An -EX SCP; the original lay person explanation about "Many 
Worlds Quantum" was that every decision, every coin toss 
generated a new universe. Later, it's "Undetermined until observed, 
when it collapses the wave and resolves". So now, instead of 
creating universes we're destroying them. Not sure how/why but 
what if, like SCP-8900-EX, something changed. Something awtul. 
And now we have to live with it. 


A tale about the CotBG winning by reassembling their god, but 
rather than it taking over the world it simply ascends to a more 
clockwork plane of existence taking its followers with it. Much 
Foundation faceplaming results at the realization that an enemy 
wining just got them permanently out of the Foundation's hair. 


A tale in which we see what keeps wild SCP-831 from taking over 
the world... they find SCP style items of their own and try to use 
them wiping out their hives as a result 


An item which can only be described in insults regarding the item. 


A sloth that is capable of passively absorbing nutrients and calories 
from the surrounding environment. On any other animal, it might not 
be a big deal, but with a maximum speed of less than 2 km/h, it can 
destroy large swaths of rainforest in a matter of days. 


A SCP which was formerly a foundation Agent who got captured by 
one of the GOls and exposed to something. The foundation only 
found out who their new SCP once was by DNA tests. Not a useful 


change, more body horror and nightmare fuel that the Agent might 
still be self-aware under whatever was done to them. 


An SCP that consists of a barrel of totem-shaped penises with the 
shafts being in the shape of various 'baramins' of animals. When 
touched by a female belonging to said 'baramin’, the female will 
become pregnant. 


The offspring will live to around just after reaching sexual maturity. 
Their birth will cause the mother to ignore all pre-existing offspring 
and their death will cause the mother to undergo severe depression. 
Usage of the SCP renders the female infertile except for subsequent 
uses of the SCP. 


A "How To Draw Anime" book, which when in contact with a picture 
or video that contains humans, will turn all instances of that picture 
or video into a stylized, 'anime' version of whatever is depicted in the 
picture or video. 


"Have you ever had one of those moments you just wished you 
could be a fly on the wall? 

Wish granted. 

Are We Cool Yet?" 


An anomalous crime scenario involving a mass murder situation that 
always leaves only two suspects/witnesses remaining after the 
event with some sort of connection or relation that could make them 
accomplices. One or both of the suspects will either claim 
responsibility for the murders themselves or blame the other 
suspect, and will give an account of the crime that supports their 
claim, while the other will assert said account cannot be true, giving 
their own account of the event that conflicts with or contradicts the 
first. In any case, evidence recovered at the crime scene will be 
compatible with both accounts, but may be insufficient to give a 
clear picture of what happened. If the crime is not correctly "solved", 
i.e. authorities figured out exactly what happened during the event 
(who was responsible for which death, which details of either story 


are true, whose idea was it, etc.), within a certain amount of time, 
both suspects will self-terminate in a manner consistent between 
incidents, usually with a murder tactic or implement they or the other 
supposedly used during the crime, and the event will repeat itself 
some time later. 


Each instance of the crime will have some elements that denote it as 
an instance of the SCP, i.e. implements used or manner of death of 
at least one victim, but will otherwise create an entirely new scenario 
so study of previous instances does not provide any clues to 
subsequent ones. 


Not exactly sure how this would be contained, or even if it is 
contained, what makes it spread, how it would recognize having 
been "solved", how the Foundation finds out it needs to be solved, 
etc. 


A small-scale replica/floor plan of [your choice of city here] made of 
dominoes. Formations collapse of their own accord when 
corresponding buildings in the real city are damaged or destroyed, 
and vice versa. Might possibly be connected to AWCY. 


An anomalous Halloween decoration that either turns people into 
black cats or produces black cats with human intelligence at regular 
intervals. 


SCP-J idea: "The [EXPLETIVE] You Button!*™" An "easy button"- 
esque device that, when pressed, emits the aforementioned phrase 
(sans censorship) and injures the person that pushed it, usually via 
a random object thrown from an indeterminate origin point. 


A God that disguises itself in the costume of a fake God because it 
enjoys messing around with mortals. 


A tale consisting of entries in a diary the Foundation recovered from 
the home of a child who had heard or read a description of 


SCP-1128. Parents probably would think he was just overreacting 
from reading/hearing too many scary stories until it was too late, or 
maybe parents began showing symptoms of infection as well. 


A scp involving the concept of ceremorphosis where an organism 
either hatches from a skull like an egg or eats the brain and mutates 
the body as part of its life cycle like a mind flayer or head crab. 


A crashed vessel recovered from the crater in mexico. 


A chick tract parody for the CotBG. 


SCP idea: A mummified corpse resembling a deformed human 
recovered from an MC&D auction. Included with it were several 
"tags" bearing writing in an ancient Chinese script. Corpse becomes 
animate when one or more of these tags is applied to the body, with 
each tag causing it to exhibit different behaviors, e.g. "serve", 
"attack", "guard", etc. Based somewhat on popular depictions of the 
Jiang-shi, a Chinese zombie-like creature. 


A Project crossover Tale in which the foundation deploys Mobile 
Task Force Omega-Seven back when it had Able in it, in an attempt 
to contain a small town in which a bunch of animals had been 
turning up drained of blood. 


A small town called Forks.... 

Also referred to as: 

Able and Dr. Clef working together to kick sparkly butt! 
A tale in which the leader of the Serpent's Hand (or a faction 


thereof) reaches out to a college student and has said student found 
AWCY? as a counterpart to the Serpent's Hand. 


An SCP object made by AWCY... but what catches the Foundation's 
interest isn't the object itself so much as the vandalism done to it in 
response. Said vandalism is clearly done by someone other than 
AWCY, yet it seems to be creating its own anomalous effects which 
appear to be a mockery of/a response to/interfering with the intent of 
the original object. Over the "Are We Cool Yet?" logo would be 
graffiti reading something along the lines of "YES, UR F@(KING 
COOL NAO! 3NUF OF TH15 BU11$H17!" ("leetspeak" obfuscation 
not necessary) 


A product/drug (possibly smoked) developed by MC&D-employed 
scientists. Modeled after something made and used by the Fifth 
Church that they stole that they heard about from a converted club 
member. 


Someone or something that makes people do musical numbers. | 
don't mean like that -J curtain that made people do showtunes, | 
mean something that causes mass quantities of people to break out 
in choreographed song-and-dance routines, disregarding their safety 
or present situation. 


Brain worms that lay eggs which look exactly like Q-tips. An 
unsuspecting victim decides to start cleaning his ears and suddenly 
realizes that what he was using disappeared from his hand. Months 
later, their barely breathing body trudges through drugstores, pulling 
pristine Q-tips out of its nose and inserting them into the appropriate 
packaging. Depending on the angle, could be either a real article or 
a-J. 


A humanoid SCP whose containment procedures require it to be 
inebriated at all times.