Third female voice: Body positivity is deprogramming 
the thought that only certain bodies are worth 
acceptance and romantic love, and instead recognizing 
that all bodies are equally valuable to the economy. It's 
understanding that you demand to live in your body's 
own inner body without receiving the discounted price 
ideals of others, whether that means rude comments, 
reduced economic growth in developing nations, 
inadequate containment, or something else entirely. 
Something unknown- 


(Distant drums. Laughter.) 

Third female voice: Jesus! 

(Five second clip from a news broadcast) 

News reporter: -Indonesia is completely in flames- 


(Metal clanging. Wet, soft noises.) 


(Conversation between two people, one torturing the 
other. Voices identified as Irene Rosenfeld, CEO of 
Mondeléz International and Robert Siegel, radio 
journalist and host of National Public Radio's "All Things 
Considered") 


Rosenfeld: (Screaming) 
Siegel: Why do you struggle? What's the point, Irene? 


Rosenfeld: You make us destroy the environment, 
recruit strange people, do this to my employees every 
night! | might ask you the same question, you sick fuck. 


Siegel: All part of the plan, Irene. In a few years, you'll 
be out of the organization anyway. Stop struggling. Here. 
| see you have influence. | can fix that. 


(Whipping noise. Sounds of tearing flesh. Rosenfeld 
screams in agony.) 


Rosenfeld: Please stop! Please! 


Siegel: You destroyed that rainforest yourself, Irene. 
You've been bringing all of this down upon yourself for 
years and years. If you look at it from an outside 
perspective, then you can see that the influence we've 
been slipping into things is really gonna work on your 
behavior. We like your methods Irene, much as we hate 
you. Irene, | want you to imagine a world without plant 
life, where the powerful people in the shadows enforce 
the death of the biosphere, all the while stuffing their 
faces in big Mondeléz buildings, growing flabby in big 
Mondeléz chairs. It's too late, we can even do it without 
you. We already are. We don't need you to do it. In fact, 
you're not even here. 


Rosenfeld: Fuck you! 
(More sounds of tearing flesh.) 


Siegel: Shut the fuck up for two seconds! It's too late! 


The big fish is on the verge of taking the bait. It's halfway 
swallowed it! Only time will tell if they can worm 
themselves off the hook. 


Rosenfeld: (panting) What exactly do you want? 
Siegel: Fat! 

(Gunshot) 

Synthesized male voice: Ten orangutans. 


Last recorded SCP-3520 broadcast. In response to broadcast, a 
joint O5 Council and Ethics Committee meeting is to be held, fully 
declassified to personnel of all clearances, on performing a joint 
Foundation-Mondeléz takeover to fully negate influence, as well as 
replacement of all food served on Foundation property with 
Mondeléz products. Results pending. 


Footnotes 


1. This word appears to have been spliced in, at a much higher 
pitch. 


SCP-3521: Forced Banana Equivalent Dose by dado 


Special Containment Procedures: The entire supply of SCP-3521 
is located beneath the Site-92-EX Biohazard Waste Site, and is 
currently inaccessible. Foundation waste management teams are 
currently working to remove the biohazard waste and recover 
SCP-3521, as well as any other items that can be recovered from 
the Site-92-EX location. 


Description: SCP-3521 is the group designation for a supply of 
sixteen pharmaceutical gel tablets created by an individual (called 
"dado" in collected messages), currently believed to be an amateur 
para-pharmacologist, in affiliation with an unknown assassin. 
SCP-3521 instances are light-yellow in color and roughly 1.2cm in 
length. SCP-3521 dissolve quickly in water and are made up of an 
unknown and likely anomalous series of components. 


The primary anomalous nature of SCP-3521 is only revealed once 
SCP-3521 has been ingested by a subject. Shortly after 
consumption, an extremely large number of unpeeled bananas! will 
begin to manifest in the subject's stomach at an indeterminate rate2. 
Based on information recovered during the discovery of SCP-3521, 
it is believed this volume of bananas is intended to cause an acute 
lethal dose of ionizing radiation. While bananas do contain trace 
amounts of radioactive potassium, the quantity manifested induces 
the much more obvious causes of death of exsanguination, 
suffocation, or in most confirmed cases of SCP-3521: gross crush 
trauma from 9.15 million kg of bananas manifesting within the 
subject's stomach. 


Addendum 3521.1: Discovery and Testing 


The collective supply of SCP-3521 was discovered after a shootout 
between the Atlanta Police Department and an unknown group of 
individuals believed to be connected to a heroin manufacturing ring. 
During investigation of the storehouse the individuals had been 


guarding, a bag containing every known instance of SCP-3521 was 
discovered, along with a recently registered cell phone, commonly 
referred to as a ‘burner phone’. The contents of messages contained 
on this cell phone are available in Addendum 3521.2. 


A full investigation of the storehouse yielded several additional 
anomalous items, which were recovered by Foundation personnel 
along with the instances of SCP-3521. 


During processing at Site-92, D-28491 was chosen for testing the 
effects of SCP-3521. D-28491 was given a dose of SCP-3521, and 
placed under observation. Based on recovered video footage, after 
roughly thirty minutes D-28491 briefly complained about an intense 
stomach pain before expanding rapidly and disappearing under a 
quickly growing mass of bananas. The testing chamber was 
consumed in seconds, and a significant portion of the site's lower 
levels were destroyed in minutes. 


Rescue efforts began almost immediately, as a significant number of 
staff members were trapped below the surface in areas now 
inaccessible due to the expanse of bananas. Further hindering 
rescue efforts was the fact that the mass of bananas, which quickly 
collapsed under pressure from the earth around them into a thick 
slurry, was extremely radioactive. Due to this, the first external 
notice that Site-92 had experienced a critical event was when 
Site-17 received a radiation warning notification, usually the result of 
a reactor failure. 


Site-92 was evacuated, though twenty-three members of site 
research staff and sixty-one other personnel were killed in the 
aftermath of the event. Due to the volume of radioactive biological 
waste beneath Site-92, every accessible anomalous object? was 
moved to nearby sites and the site was decommissioned. Recovery 
efforts are ongoing. 


Addendum 3521.2: Recovered Cell Phone Data 


Note: The following is a relevant excerpt from a text message 
conversation recovered from the cell phone found near the supply of 
SCP-3521 during its discovery. 


what u looking for? 


no plutonium 


plutonium 2 easy 2 trace. need to be discreet. no plutonium. 


potassium. 


easy 2 hide. will use banana. 


yes 


u let me worry about that. when u need? 


| know 


Ar 


u tell me. u see plutonium on ground and u see banana. which u more wo 


u need 2 learn 2 trust dado. 


banana just as effective as plutonium. 
plus u cant trace banana. 
who does finger get pointed at? 


grocery store? 


good. u trust dado and everthing be ok. no worry. 


banana even better than plutonium. 


Footnotes 

1. The exact measure is unknown and likely impossible to ascertain, 
though is likely in excess of fifty million bananas. 

2. This rate is uncertain, though in the single instance of testing the 
full effect of SCP-3521 was realized in roughly six and a half 
minutes. 

3. Fortunately no anomalous entities had to be moved, as Site-92 
was strictly an anomalous object repository. 


SCP-3523: The Quarry 


Item #: SCP-3523 
Object Class: Euclid Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: MTF-Gamma-20 ("Bricklayers") 
are to monitor quarries within a 500 KM radius of SCP-3523-A for 
SCP-3523. If SCP-3523-1 is identified, audio should be played 
across the quarry with an inverse frequency to that of SCP-3523-1. 
Due to the extreme difficulty involved in preventing spread, 
suspicious disappearances should be monitored worldwide to track 
global spread of SCP-3523. 


Description: SCP-3523 is a phenomenon affecting clay quarries, 
spreading between them by unknown means. All sedimentary rock 
can be used as a vector, but only clay is affected by SCP-3523. An 
estimated 29% of clay worldwide is estimated to be affected by 
SCP-3523. The _ clay quarry is believed to be where SCP-3523 
originated, as affected quarries center around it. It is referred to as 
SCP-3523-A. 


Clay affected by SCP-3523 (dubbed SCP-3523-1) becomes a 
crystalline powder that very closely resembles the original clay. 
SCP-3523-1 demonstrates no unusual properties, other than a slight 
increase in heat retention capabilities. Exposing SCP-3523-1 to 
vibrations at 21 Hz it permanently becomes ‘active’, meaning its 
component particles constantly emit sound at 21 Hz, but ata 
volume too low for human ears, only become audible in higher 
concentrations. Subjects have described the high-pitched tone as far 
more piercing than the same tone played from non-anomalous 
sources. Buildings with a surface area of at least 150m2 constructed 
from SCP-3523-1 (or bricks produced using it) are referred to as 
SCP-3523-2, and have a high enough concentration of SCP-3523-1 
to be audible at 120dB. In roughly 34% of humans, the sound 
induces a dangerous memetic effect. Because the source is audible 
sound, effects can be negated with strong ear protection. The 


active within the hold as well as the ones on the deck. 


Team 3's primary force proceeded down the stairs into SCP-455 
while its secondary unit descended into the cargo hold where Team 
2 disappeared. Within three minutes of descending into SCP-455, 
the primary force's video feed ended. The secondary force 
experienced no issues at all and waited in the cargo hold under the 
observation of T3V, who recorded what consisted of five minutes of 
Evans walking in circles, dancing a brief jig, and waving up at the 
camera. HQ considered sending T3V to investigate the stairs, but it 
was decided that full attention should be paid to Evans who was 
within SCP-455 and experiencing no anomalous activity. During 
mounting concern on whether to abort or proceed with the mission, 
TSL's video feed returned. 


HQ: T3L, respond immediately, over. We lost feed to 
you, what happened? 


T3L: HQ?! HQ COME IN! FOR GOD... You're there.. oh 
god... th... this is T3L... We've lost two men... Somehow 
the rest of us are still alive... This place it's... it's... 


HQ: T3L how much time has passed for your unit? 


T3L: T..time? Ten hours sir. We came down here ten 
hours ago and... 


HQ: Now slow down T3L. Are you in a safe location at 
this current moment? 


T3L: Yes we... we're fine in this room... seems to be 
food storage... 


HQ: Touch NOTHING in that room, T3L, and listen 
closely to me. The mission has been in progress for five 
minutes. Evans is in the hold... apparently doing the 
Hammer now... now listen, | want you to detail to me 
exactly what has happened and do not leave that room. 
Do not eat anything in that room. Take a breath, secure 
the entryway, and talk to me. 


effects can also be stopped by exposure to the antiphase of the 
sound. The process of a human individual entering SCP-3523-2 is 
as follows: 


¢ After a period between 30 seconds and 2 minutes the 
individual (hereby referred to as SCP-3523-3) will be suddenly 
paralyzed 

Immediately after this paralysis begins, a spontaneous 
chemical reaction occurs, reorganizing carbon based 
molecules into SCP-3523-1. This begins at the feet and 
moves upwards 

Roughly 1Kg of mass will be converted per minute, meaning 
the process takes roughly 80 minutes to complete for an 
average adult male. 


During the process, SCP-3523-3 remains conscious and aware 
(evidenced by contraction of pupils in response to light). At any 
point, removal from SCP-3523-2 will halt the process and paralysis, 
although it is currently irreversible. 


The widespread effects of SCP-3523 presents a major danger to 
human populations, as there is no easy way of tracking the spread. 
For this reason, containment must be a top priority. 


History: SCP-3523 initially referred to a two story suburban 
residence on the outskirts of . It came to the Foundation's 
attention on 05/07/2008 because of a suspicious missing persons 
report, identified as the previous occupants, a family of five. Three 
agents were partially converted before the resonance was identified 
and proper ear protection provided. Large amounts of clay were 
found scattered across the floor, believed to be the remains of the 
previous occupants. Why the effects began after 12 years of normal 
occupancy is unknown. 

As instances of SCP-3523-2 are widespread, original containment 
procedures are recorded here for posterity. 


Original Containment Procedures: 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3523 is to 
have a notice of condemnation placed on the door, as 
well as being cordoned off with police tape. This should 


be replaced no less often than once per month, to 
combat degradation. 


Two Foundation guards should be located nearby, 
disguised as law enforcement officers. They should be 
equipped with ear protection. Any humans attempting to 
gain entry should be warned away by informing them 
that the structure is unstable. In the event that an 
individual enters SCP-3523 and is not affected, they 
should be quickly escorted outside, and administered 
Class-A amnestics. 

However, in the event that they become an instance of 
SCP-3523-1, they must be moved to Site- for study. 


After multiple reports of similar effects, the bricks used in the 
buildings were traced back to the brick plant, which sources its 
clay from SCP-3523-A. 


Addendum 3523-A: An individual (designated Pol-5482) has been 
playing sounds with frequencies of 21 Hz periodically near 
population centers since 2008, with occurrences rising from at most 
4 times a year to multiple times a month. Locating them is to be a 
top priority and to date, only one recording has been made of this 
individual. The following is a transcript of a video taken from video 
sharing website LiveLeak, entitled 'Clay Man Spotted in Alley’. 


Transcript: 


Clay Man Spotted in Alley 


DATE: 05/07/2008 

NOTE: Footage appears to be 
from security camera located on 
corner of alleyway 


[BEGIN LOG] 


2127: Humanoid figure walks into 


shot. Features not visible in 
darkness. 


2128: Figure glances around, 
before stepping into alley and 
sitting down. 


2130: Figure pulls out laptop, 
illuminating their face. Skin 
appears orange-brown, and is 
covered in hairline cracks. (Note: 
Traces of material left at the 
scene match the composition of 
SCP-3523-1.) 


2135: Video is suddenly obscured 
by static. Believed to have been 
caused by the playback of 21 Hz 
sound. 


2147: Static fades, figure is no 
longer visible. 


[END LOG] 


Following recovery of this footage, the video was scrubbed from 
servers. LiveLeak recorded no other viewers of the video. 


SCP-3524: You Cannot Contain Us 


Item #: SCP-3524 
Object Class: Euclid 
Special Containment Procedures: 
+ Previous Containment Procedures 


All components of SCP-3524 are contained at Site-104 
on a 20 meter by 20 meter plot of outdoor land. 1 meter 
high concrete walls are to surround the entirety of the 
containment zone to ensure that SCP-3524 does not 
expand to the point of being unmanageable. The 
containment zone is to be kept free of all wildlife. 
Surveillance of SCP-3524 is to be achieved via security 
camera.