4. The primary pantheon of deities in Norse mythology who resides 
in the realm Asgard, mostly representing war and conquest. 


SCP-3610: To Fill the Ocean 


Item #: SCP-3610 
Object Class: Safe Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3610 and a 5 meter radius 
around it are to be enclosed in a 20-meter-tall net to prevent any 
avian lifeforms from entering. The area is to be monitored, and 
repairs are to be made should the net be breached. 


Description: SCP-3610 is an irregular area of roughly 2.6 km2, 
located in , Shandong Province, China. SCP-3610 has a salt 
water pond of roughly 140 m? in size and 5m deep (referred to as 
SCP-3610-1) located inside it, and is otherwise filled with pebbles. 


Two anomalous properties are observed: 


¢ When solid matter is placed within SCP-3610-1, the same 
volume of water will disappear. Dissolved substances present 
in the water will be left behind. This effect will not reverse 
even after the object is removed. 


¢ When avian lifeforms enter SCP-3610 at an altitude of 15m or 
less, they will stop all previous activities and begin to find and 
carry stones from the surrounding area, and place them within 
SCP-3610-1.1 This will continue until they eventually die of 
exhaustion. 


It is theorized that SCP-3610-1 once covered the entirety of 
SCP-3610, but reduced to the current size due to the anomalous 
properties. 


Addendum: Aside from the remains of avian lifeforms, digging at 
the site of SCP-3610 found remains of various sea life, as well the 
skeleton of a female humanoid dating back to around 3000 BCE, 

later classified as Anomalous Object #72976. DNA analysis of the 


subject shows no significant differences from baseline human DNA. 
However, AO#72976 possesses hollow bone structures similar to 
those found in avian lifeforms and half-developed wings in place of 
arms and hands. A piece of jade jewelry was recovered from its 
chest, with Chinese characters of previously unknown variation 
engraved on it. The text translates to "Beloved daughter of 
[illegible]". 


After AO#72976 was removed from the site, SCP-3610 ceased all 
anomalous activities. Putting AO#72976 into bodies of water or 
burying it near bodies of water yielded no result, and SCP-3610 was 
reclassified as Neutralized. 


Footnotes 
1. This triggers the primary effect and results in reduction of the size 
and depth of SCP-3610-1. 


SCP-467: Confessional Phone Booth 


Item #: SCP-467 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-467 is currently located at 
Site , and is guarded by a single security personnel, changed daily. 
Although SCP-467 has no true anomalous lasting effects, the 
information it reveals can leave people with lasting effects of their 
own. While SCP-467 is being studied or moved, all involved 
personnel must have no cell phones, pagers, or other 
communication devices on them without clearance for testing. 


Description: SCP-467 appears to be an empty phone booth, and 
was found in [DATA EXPUNGED]. The SCP Foundation discovered 
it due to a legend about a ‘haunted phone' that used to reside inside 
the booth, although testing has revealed that the phone was of no 
importance, and the effects came from the booth itself. Even after 
the phone was removed, the booth itself remained a place of 
superstition before being recovered by [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Although there is nothing extraordinary about the booth itself, so 
long as a human and a communications device are in the booth at 
the same time, its effects are easily observed. 


Communications devices receive a message from somebody the 
user knows. This call shows no preference for friends, family, loved 
ones, co-workers, or even just acquaintances. Curiously enough, 
later examination of phone records or call logs reveal that this call 
never happened, even though it may be observed and recorded. 
The ‘caller’ has never even picked up the phone, in the process, 
suggesting SCP-467 has a powerful form of telepathy. 


These calls divulge information that the user previously did not 
know, most commonly secrets and confessions. These calls range 
from insignificant to life-changing (see addendum). A single user 


SCP-3612: The Mainlist is Out of Order; Please Try 
Again 


NOTICE 


The following file contains a description of a Class-VIII Psyc 
workstation has not received appropriate C8/3612 inoculation, « 
file immediately and delete applicable system logs to prever 


Furthermore, this file has been reordered from the standard for 
increase the chances of this file remaining int 


Item #: 
SCP-3612 


Object Class: 
Keter 


Description: SCP-3612 describes a sentient and extremely 
destructive computer virus, believed to have originated within the 
Chaos Insurgency, that inhabits the Foundation SCiIPNET Database. 
It is capable of relocating itself to any position within the 
aforementioned filesystem - regardless of any firewalls or attempts 
at quarantine. Only one copy of SCP-3612 is known to exist, and all 
attempts to create copies in a controlled environment have met with 
failure. 


SCP-3612 is a powerful infovore known to exclusively target and 
delete specific types of data. Namely, any data that exhibits 
Symbolic Sequential Ordering (SSO) is at risk. In order for data to 
be classified as SSO-Positive, two qualifications must be met. 


¢ Data must be organized in the form of a list. 
¢ Data must be ordered with respect to a specific, deliberate 
purpose. 


Examples of SSO-Positive data include lists arranged in 
chronological order and lists arranged in order of some quantitative 
measurement, as well as lists ordered qualitatively. When a test 
subject is presented with a list of objects and instructed to order 
them according to "their liking," the resultant data is SSO-Positive, 
and as such, will be targeted by SCP-3612. 


Prior to the entity's discovery and containment, SCIPNET's SCP 
Mainlist was arranged chronologically, in order of item discovery and 
as a result had an SSO-Score of 0.5. As such, it was targeted by 
SCP-3612, and manual recompiling of large portions of the 
database was necessary after containment was established. After 
containment, the database's SSO-Score has been reduced to 0.1, 
and attacks on valuable files have been greatly reduced!. 


Addendum 2: Partially Recovered Chaos Insurgency E-Mail 
Delta Command, 


I'm sending this message from a quarantined laptop - as 
far as | know, it's never had any connection with the 
mainframe here, so it should be fine, | hope. 


Abandon Site 230. Don't try to connect anything 
electronic to our hardware. Sd0egPpxbyGfOb1 pory 
short, the experiment worked, but too well. Subject is in 
the database. ufqNbXej92TTiITHALCsElost critical data, 
particularly regarding some containment software. We've 
lost people down here. | do 
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objects. Instructions are below. 


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There. You can do all that and you should be fine. Most 
of the objects have escaped, though, so they're a 
comple8jpToNaeZeyond that everything else is OK. 


I'm leaving this on the hard drive here too - and leaving 
the laptop at the entrance just in case you come looking 
andj2tYsOtUCn9mbledis800d luck to you all. 


James Carpenter, Site 230 R&D Division 


Special Containment Procedures: All attempts to limit the 
movements of SCP-3612 within the Foundation SCiPNet Database 
have met with failure. As such, further containment of SCP-3612 
requires two distinct special procedures. 


The first of these is the SCP-3612 Distraction Protocol. At no less 
than five Foundation sites worldwide, at least one member of D- 
Class personnel per site must be simultaneously generating lists 
that exhibit Symbolic Sequential Ordering (SSO) as detailed in the 
Description. The subject matter contained within these lists is 
irrelevant — of significance is that the data within the lists is 
deliberately ordered according to some strategy. The specific 
strategy employed is irrelevant — although a positive correlation is 
suspected between use of qualitative data to generate lists and the 
attraction of SCP-3612. No fewer than five such lists must exist at 
any time, and more must be generated to replace lists that have 
been damaged or destroyed. 


The second procedure consists of a revision of Numerical 
Assignment Protocol. In order to prevent the SCP Document 
Mainlist, stored within SCiPNet servers, from being corrupted by 
SCP-3612, the Mainlist must be made less appealing to the entity. 
As such, the following procedures have been developed to ensure 
minimum chance of the SCP Mainlist itself being classified as SSO- 
Positive. 


SCP designation numbers must not be assigned with regard to order 


of discovery, nor with regard to any overarching method. Instead, 
personnel responsible for recovery of an object will be required to 
choose its designation number from any unused slots in the 
database. This will introduce the personal preference or 
superstitions of thousands of separate individuals, minimizing the 
chances of a coherent pattern emerging2. 


Any objects recovered prior to these procedures being enacted will 
be numbered according to the preferences of any surviving 
personnel involved in their recovery. If no such surviving personnel 
exist, the object will be numbered according to the preference of its 
highest-ranking designated researcher. 


Footnotes 

1. Specifically, to 0.1% of their original rate. 

2. It has been discovered that conflicting organizational methodology 
reduces SSO-Score more strongly than simple randomness. 


SCP-3613: Things You People Wouldn't Believe 


Item #: SCP-3613 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3613 instances are to be 
kept in standard humanoid containment cells on floor 19 of 
Site-—88. Under no circumstances are the location of these objects 
to be disclosed to any agents of Marshall, Carter and Dark’. 
Physical testing of SCP-3613 instances requires permission of the 
SCP-3613 project head and Site-88 director Phillip Foster. 


Description: SCP-3613 is a collection of 4 humanoid robots 
(possessing the instance designations SCP-3613-1 through -4). 
While these instances are theoretically capable of anomalous 
physical and mental performance, none display abilities above that 
of the human baseline. These instances also express a belief that 
they are the immediate family of an individual identified as Jacob 
Jefferson (a known agent of Marshall, Carter and Dark). 


On October 31st 2013 Jacob Jefferson and his immediate family 
were the victims of a traffic accident. Mr. Jefferson was the only 
survivor of the incident, suffering a class A spinal cord injury which 
resulted in tetraplegia. Mr. Jefferson has since fully recovered from 
these injuries. 


Documentation recovered from Anderson Robotics? indicates that 
the SCP-3613 instances are part of a family replacement program 
initiated by Marshall, Carter and Dark in order to ensure employee 
loyalty. The following communication was intercepted on November 
8th 2013: 


Dear Mr. Carter, 


I'm going to be honest. Hearing that you were interested 
in our androids for the purpose of replacing family 


members gave me pause at first. Once your assistant 
explained the purpose and process though, | have to say 
this is an ingenious idea. Your agent, Mr. Hr'asm'Kals, 
delivered the Jefferson family's spirits this afternoon. 
We'll be loading them into the generation 3 models 
tonight. By tomorrow this man should have his family 
back. 


| know this is just good business for you, but it's always a 
joy when good business and doing the right thing align. 
Please give my best to Mr. Jefferson. It's ironic that he's 
got a much longer road to recovery than his family, but at 
least they'll be there to get him through it. 


Anderson. 


SCP-3613-3 was damaged cosmetically during a bullying incident at 
Gulf Shores High School in Baldwin County, Alabama on March 
18th, 2015. Police reports of the incident led Foundation agents to 
the hospital where the damaged instance was being treated. 


The follow-up investigation resulted in all instances being identified 
and captured. During this incident Mr. Jefferson was acting as head 
of security at a Marshall, Carter and Dark auction in Atlanta, 
Georgia. 


+ Level 3 Access Required 


Absent a direct request from Marshall, Carter, and Dark 
the Foundation is under no obligation under the 
SUSEOCT+ to return their property. The Foundation's 
capture of the SCP-3613 instances was therefore kept 
classified in order to avoid an incident. 


During this incident Site-88's Director Maddox was in the 
process of being replaced by Dr. Phillip Foster because 
of Mr. Maddox's duplicity in regards to project Alpha-9 
and the incidents of Incursion 88-04°. It is believed that 
Mr. Maddox revealed the location and status of the 
SCP-3613 instances at this time to agents of Marshall, 
Carter and Dark. The following message was received 


very shortly after Director Foster took full control of 
Site-88: 


Dear Dr. Foster, 


It has come to our attention that you are 
currently in possession of our property 
(designated by you as SCP-3613-1, 
SCP-3613-2, SCP-3613-3, and SCP-3613-4). 
Our organization is invoking Clause 3, Section 
5 of the SUSEOCT and making a formal 
request for the return of the the following 


property: 


« A generation 3 Anderson Robotics 
android. Appears as, identifies as, and 
possessed by the spirit of a 39 year old 
female named Delores Jefferson. 

A damaged generation 3 Anderson 

Robotics android. Appears as, identifies 

as, and possessed by the spirit of a 16 

year old female named Alice Jefferson. 

« A generation 3 Anderson Robotics 
android. Appears as, identifies as, and 
possessed by the spirit of a 12 year old 
female named Tracy Jefferson. 

« A generation 3 Anderson Robotics 
android. Appears as, identifies as, and 
possessed by the spirit of a 7 year old 
male named Jacob Jefferson Junior. 


This property is to be returned at your earliest 
convenience. A bill for housing, recovery, and 
transportation costs should be presented no 
more than 30 business days from the receipt 
of this message. 


Sincerely, the office of Mr. Dark. 


+ Level 4 Access Required 


The Foundation legal department issued a formal denial 
of possession of these instances in order to delay their 
return and recommended an acceleration of SCP-3613's 
research schedule. On January 9th, 2016, a convoy 
transporting the instances from Site-88 to Site-19 came 
under attack by a group of mercenaries believed to be 
connected to Marshall, Carter and Dark. 


This attack was repelled, the instances were returned to 
Site-88 for security reasons, and several of the 
mercenaries were captured. Among those captured was 
the operation's leader, Jacob Jefferson. 


A full physical examination of Jacob Jefferson was 
immediately carried out in order to determine the manner 
by which his spinal injury was treated. However, no signs 
of the spinal injury were present. Mr. Jefferson resisted 
interrogation and refused to respond to requests outside 
of his own demands to see his family. 


On January 11th, 2016, the following message was 
received from Marshall, Carter and Dark: 


Dear Dr. Foster, 


Despite your previous denials we are certain 
that you possess our property. Your 
organization has until February 15th of this 
year to return all property under previously 
received requests (specifically the generation 
3 androids designated by you as SCP-3613).