Addendum 2341.1: Through testing of D-Class personnel, it has 
been discovered that the events which take place within SCP-2341 
will always follow a specific pattern. The pattern of events has been 
recorded in the table below. 


Time of event: 
1 hour — 2 hours 


2 hours — 3.2 hours 


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Addendum 2341.2: Drone exploration 


On //2015, Researcher Andrew proposed sending a drone into the 
interior of SCP-2341 while the front door of SCP-2341 is open in an 
attempt to see the original interior of SCP-2341. The proposal has 
been authorized. 


The drone is sent in as Agent Saggio holds open the door. 
The camera feed shows the house to be burned with some 
patches of corrosion on the walls and floors. Approximately 
seven centimeters of water cover the floor. A sound believed 
to be human weeping can be heard originating from the living 
room. The drone moves toward the source of the noise while 
avoiding the water so as to not become damaged. The drone 
enters the living room. Analysis of the noise seems to indicate 
both an adult and adolescent male weeping in unison. 
Positioned in the middle of the living room is a grey 
humanoids in a fetal position, as well as two burnt cadavers. 
The drone approaches the humanoid until the feed cuts to 


Money entered: 1500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Colonel Crone's Confession Candy™ Assorted 
Flavours, labeling in UK English, orange box 5cm x 6cm x 6cm, 
containing 16 hard candies. Each candy is wrapped in a label 
describing the candy's flavor. Flavors include mint, lemon, grape, 
green apple, blue raspberry, banana, tutti frutti, <unknown>, and 
maple. Space between candies filled with multicolored tissue paper. 
Upon consumption of candy, subject will involuntarily divulge secrets 
about themselves any time communication of any form is attempted. 
Longer exposure to candy will result in subject revealing deeper 
secrets. Test determines no differences from typical hard candy of 
similar flavoring. 

Note: Well, guess everyone knows now, no point in hiding who | am. 
But hey, that's a nice story. "How'd you come out?" "Oh it was 
because of SCP-261." I'm rambling again, aren't |? Y'know, I've had 
probl— [REDACTED FOR BREVITY] 

-Junior Researcher Andrew Gatling 


Money entered: 500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: A predominantly red plastic 3.5 oz bag labeled 
"Birthday Monkey's Ring-Ding Rainbow Drops!", printed in English, 
with a caricature of what appears to be SCP-983 depicted to the 
right. "Eight exciting flavors! Make sure to try our 'Mystery White’ 
flavor last!" is printed on the bag's opposite side in modern French, 
English, and German. Packaging revealed to contain a total of eight 
(8) individually-colored confections. Subject instructed to eat all 
flavors, save for "Dark Liquorice"—a purely black gumdrop, 
described by Dr.| (who possessed prior knowledge of SCP-983) 
as "extremely dangerous". Subject proceeded as instructed, noting 
that, despite disliking gumdrops, these in particular were "decent, for 
what they [were]". On-site researchers noted that subject's hair had 
developed grey streaks upon consuming all but "Mystery White" and 
"Dark Liquorice" flavors. This effect was erased after consumption of 
"Mystery White" flavor, described by the subject as "definitely the 
best one". "Dark Liquorice" variant contained and stored with sample 
originated from SCP-983 itself. 


static, with the continued sound of crying from the humanoid. 
Addendum 2341.3 


Security Post-2341: Spontaneous Anomalous Activity #00001 


During a low tide on the sandbank of SCP-2341, a red 
gasoline tank was found several meters from SCP-2341. The 
gasoline tank had shown signs of age and deterioration. 
Inside of the tank was an aged box of matches, containing 4 
unused matches in the box. The following note was found 
inside of the tank: 


To Fitzgerald, 


we did what we had to do. we had 
to stop him. may god forgive us for 
what we did. do not let him out. 


—Susan 


Footnotes 

1. If a subject 18 and older brings a second subject within, the first 
subject will enter successfully, but the second subject will be 
teleported outside of SCP-2341 and the door will close. 

2. Prayers can change depending on what religion the subject 
follows, and are only present if the subject has religious affiliation. 
3. Speculated to be SCP-2341-2. 


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SCP-2342: Discordianisme Syncrétiste 


Item #:1 

Object Class:2 

Special Containment Procedures:° 
Description:456789 

Addendum:10 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-2342 

2. Keter 

3. All information regarding SCP-2342 should be stored within an 
image-based memetic compression algorithm. No static information 
regarding SCP-2342 should be recorded in any other fashion. Any 
request for the SCP-2342 file in the database should return a page 
devoid of text (barring standard data anchors) and be accompanied 
by an image block with a human-targeted memetic. This approach is 
described in the Memetic Standard 2342 document,MS-2342, which 
is itself encoded according to MS-2342 standards.Using the 
MS-2342 approach, data regarding SCP-2342 should appear to 
humans, viewers with human-style neural structures, or minds 
otherwise susceptible to human-targeted memetics, as Database 
Standard Encoding footnotes.Addendum:After Incident GSL-2342-7, 
support tickets for this page cannot be entered into the 
system.Ongoing suppression on the nature of SCP-2342 is to be 
maintained by Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings"), with a 
two-pronged strategy of portraying it as a "parody religion", while 
simultaneously suppressing publication of the Summa Universalia 
and SCP-2342-2. 

4. SCP-2342 refers collectively to a religion known as 
Discordianisme Syncrétiste, Syncretistic Discordianism, or simply 


Discordianism (SCP-2342-1), its primary holy book, known as 
L'Autre Principia, or The Other Principia (SCP-2342-2), and its 
adherents (SCP-2342-3). SCP-2342-3 instances, geographically, 
are mostly restricted to the Poitou-Charentes region in France. The 
few known exceptions are members of Groups of Interest such as 
anart cells, the Manna Charitable Foundation, and the Chaos 
Insurgency. 

5. SCP-2342-1 is a syncretism between Traditional Discordianism 
and multiple other religions, including Fifthism, the Church of the 
Broken God, worship of the Greek goddess Nike, and another 
religion of indeterminate nature. While it predominantly draws from 
Traditional Discordianism (favouring the third edition of the Principia 
Discordia and revering Eris as the most important deity), the 
influences from other sources have altered its core doctrines 
substantially.Core beliefs of SCP-2342-1 include a reverence of 
disorder, worship of informationally dense datasets, and attempting 
to be on "conjugal terms" with all known deities. 

6. There are excerpts within SCP-2342-2 of multiple religious texts, 
includingSignaux des Etoiles(a French-language republication 
ofSCP-1425),Victoire Ailée(Winged Victory, a treatise of the actions 
of Nike in Samothrace during the Second World War, suppressed by 
the Foundation since 1987 as part of ongoing containment 
ofSCP-1173),Livre des Cendres d'Acier(the Book of Steel Ashes, a 
holy text of the Broken Church), thePrincipia Discordia, theSumma 
Universalia, and an unknown text namedJessie 
Rédempteur.SCP-2342-2 identifies the Broken God variably as 
Aneris or Harmonia, portraying it to be an avatar representing the 
order in the universe. This is in opposition to Discordianism's 
primary deity, Eris (or Discordia), an avatar representing the 
disorder within the universe. 

7. SCP-2342-3 instances are able to detect when objects or 
information they had significant contributions designing or creating 
are observed by a human mind. This includes works of writing, 
music, engineering, and code. This ability extends to derivative 
works; for example, one instance has been recorded knowing when 
a photograph of their house, which they had drafted and built 
themselves, was being viewed.SCP-2342-3 instances can discern 
certain facts about humans who are currently viewing their works. 
Specifically, they can determine a viewer's name at birth, common 
name, birth date, home address, occupation, religion, blood type, 


insurance details, annual income, and their mother's maiden name. 
They remain aware of this information after the observer ceases 
viewing their work, though their knowledge does not remain up-to- 
date; SCP-2342-3 instances are not made aware of if viewers later 
change their address or other details. 

8. SCP-2342-3 instances are also able to detect when written 
information referring to them is being viewed, as well as the content 
of that information. This was not well-understood at time of first 
documentation, resulting in multiple information breaches (Incidents 
GSL-2342-1 to -4): as the original version of this documentation was 
encoded textually, all SCP-2342-3 instances at the time were made 
aware that they had been detailed in that documentation. Similarly, 
the personal information of various researchers and staff was made 
known to all SCP-2342-3 instances at that time. 

9. Because of the radically altered nature of their neural patterns, 
SCP-2342-3 instances are entirely immune to standard human- 
targeted memetics. However, some SCP-2342-3 instances have 
shown the ability to analyse such memetics, deducing the effect that 
they would have on a normal human mind. Prior to implementation 
of the currentMS-2342encoding standard, theMS-2342- 
ARCstandard encoded information one level deep, displaying 
plaintext hallucinations on this page and other SCP-2342 
documentation. Due to the simplicity of the encoding, this allowed 
some SCP-2342-3 instances to recognise when this documentation 
was being viewed, depending on their familiarity with the MS-2342- 
ARC standard. This resulted in later information breaches (Incidents 
GSL-2342-5 and -6) until a stronger memetic encryption could be 
devised. The current MS-2342 standard embeds data on multiple 
levels, obfuscating the information from all known SCP-2342-3 
instances. 

10. The following is an extract from SCP-2342-2, translated to 
English from the original French. Efforts have been made to keep 
the tone of the translation consistent with that of the original.Five 
Fresh Bits On FivesHi-five, historically, was "high Five". Veneration 
and all that, as well as the drug thing. Five was good, on high, and 
whole, and holy, etc. This was obvious to Fifthists; their reverence, 
though, was misplaced. Eris took a peek over her fence, and lo, she 
spoke aloud: "Hey! That's my number, guys!" But the Fifthists didn't 
hear, and Five Eyes pointed and laughed.So Eris grabbed a few, 
threw 'em into France, slapped them over the head and said "I hope 


you're paying attention." Whereupon she dictated the better part of 
this book over the course of a hazy night. When we woke from the 
drug comas, she'd already nicked off, leaving a few hundred bound 
pages sitting in the middle of the table. On it, the following words: 
"The Other Principia, Since The First One Didn't Work (Or How The 
West Was In A Lost And Found Box The Whole Time)".We had a 
look inside and saw some odd parts. Eris was a bit drunk, see, and 
we were alotdrunk. At some time she ran off and grabbed some 
other folks and invited them to the party too, so the words weren't all 
hers. Some were from Nike, her long-time drinking partner; there 
were bits from Old Mared too, though mostly words scribbled in the 
margins. A few parts about a Broken guy. Jessie, who we all 
remembered quite well, had stuck in a few words too.Finally, Eris 
herself had written a note on the back, then signed it. "What's in this 
book is 100% true. Make sure you get me really popular this time 
around - don't worry, you'll be able to tell." So that's the plan.Wholly 
Chao and Holy Cow! Fives on fives on fives! And Fnord 'n' Fnord 
again. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! 


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SCP-2343: How | Got To Memphis 


Item #: SCP-2343 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2343 is to be housed in a 
modified humanoid containment cell at Site-88. SCP-2343's 
containment cell is to utilize 7 active Scranton Reality Anchors with 
overlapping areas of effect, along with 4 Non-Physical Displacement 
Neutralizers. These devices are to utilize triply redundant power 
backups. 


14 inactive Scranton Reality Anchors and 8 Non-Physical 
Displacement Neutralizers are to be kept in good repair at Site-88 at 
all times for use exclusively with SCP-2343. If any of the active 
reality anchors or displacement neutralizers should fail, inactive 
backups kept onsite shall be utilized until the primary devices are 
either repaired or replaced. 


A copy of these containment procedures shall be kept on file at 
Site-88, Site-19, and Site-17 and are to be stored within their own 
Scranton Reality Anchor fields. Once per day, those documents are 
to be compared with this document for any discrepancies. A 
discrepancy between any of these documents should be reported to 
SCP-2343's project director and Site-88's Director. 


Description: SCP-2343 is a humanoid entity roughly 2.1 meters tall 
and weighing 72 kg. SCP-2343 is capable of voluntary reality 
restructuring and is considered a Class IV reality altering entity. 
Though SCP-2343 is not actively hostile it has made several escape 
attempts in the past decade. 


SCP-2343 appears as an individual in his late 50s or early 60s. 
Despite this apparent age, SCP-2343 has displayed a physical 
fitness roughly analogous to an individual in his early 20s. 
SCP-2343 has not shown any signs of aging since confinement in 


2005. 


In 2005, police were called to a domestic disturbance in 
Germantown, Tennessee’. Once on site, the police gave conflicting 
reports relating to the subject of the complaint. An individual 
identifying as Peter Panepi made several claims as to his abilities 
while at the same time suffering from the signs of a physical assault. 


While the responding officers eventually took the subject into 
custody due to public intoxication, embedded Foundation assets 
relayed the claims of the subject. A routine interview with the subject 
was scheduled by Foundation assets on August 4th, 2005. 


Pre-Recovery Interview 


Date and Time: August 4th, 2005 at 13:04 
Interviewer: Agent Goodman 
Subject: POI-5602 (Later classified as SCP-2343) 


Location: Holding Room B of the Germantown Police 
Department. 


Transcript: 


Agent Goodman: Hello. You're Peter, right? 
POI-5602: Yeah. Look I'm sorry about the mix up. 
Agent Goodman: Which mix up? 


POI-5602: My wife. | changed my mind, | don't wanna file 
charges. That was the bourbon talkin’. 


Agent Goodman: I'll make sure the officers are aware of 
that. I'm actually your assigned psychologist. I'm here to 
discuss some of the other claims you made while 
intoxicated. 


POI-5602: Right. You smoke? 


POI-5602 offers Agent Goodman a cigarette. 
Agent Goodman: No, I'm trying to quit. 
POI-5602: | ought to. 


POI-5602 uses a lighter to light his cigarette, and 
smokes it throughout the remainder of the interview. 


POI-5602: Anyway, | get a little mouthy when I'm drunk. | 
think they said | threatened to take the life of the world or 
some bullshit. 


Agent Goodman: Yes. You also made some claims 
about your wife as well? 


POI-5602: She doesn't hit me. 

Subject points to bruises on face.