Sacaran: I'll see what | can do. 
SCP-3933-B: Thanks, Doc. 


Sacaran: And I'll see what | can do about 
getting you a guitar, too. 


Following the death of SCP-3933-B, SCP-3933 is to have its 
classification downgraded to Safe. Primary containment procedures 
will remain unchanged, though with the death of the last person 
responsible, SCP-3933 is largely self-containing. 


Footnotes 

1. This process was largely complete by 1995 and is no longer 
considered a priority. 

2. The best selling band in history, both at the time and at the time of 
writing. 

3. It was a common claim from SCP-3933-A (Markus Truman, the 
lead singer for the band) that "if The Beatles were bigger than 
Jesus, we're bigger than God." Noel Gallagher of the British band 
Oasis would later go on to repeat this claim, though investigations 
have revealed no connection between him and SCP-3933. 

4. Which was also released world-wide as a single the same day. 


5. See Incident 3933-1 for details. 

6. Those living in parts of the world likely to be exposed to modern 
music at the time, typically via radio or television. 

7. SCP-3933-C, Neil Sackerson. 

8. SCP-3933-B, William McCaffree. 

9. SCP-3933-A, Markus Truman. 

10. Site-129 primarily deals with entities that display limited-to-no 
anomalous properties, but must still remain in containment. They are 
allowed limited social interaction with other detainees in order to 
prevent issues caused by long-term isolation. 

11. Only one song written by Tyrannosaurus Flex contains themes 
that could be considered anti-government. 

12. Approximately 20% of the detainees at Site-129 are those who 
witnessed significant anomalous events and proved resistant to all 
amnestic treatments. 


SCP-3934: For Sale: Loch Ness Monsters 


Item #: SCP-3934 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: A pod of 58 59 SCP-3934 
instances is currently contained within Lake Baocang in Site-220's 
Parazoology Reserve, known publicly as the Baihe Natural 
Reserve.! Foundation Parazoologists are to ensure that all 
specimens receive adequate nutrition and healthcare, and are also 
responsible for overseeing a breeding program designed to 
minimize inbreeding-related genetic defects within the population. 
Bodies of deceased instances are to be disposed of via cremation 
following standard testing and examination procedures. 


Reports of uncontained SCP-3934 instances, whether feral or 
domestic, are to be investigated by members of MTF Phi-2 ("Clever 
Girls"). Should a live instance be discovered, it is to be brought 
unharmed to the nearest Foundation facility. From there, 
transportation will be arranged to Site-220. To prevent accidental 
injury to personnel or the instance, only members of Phi-2 or other 
staff experienced in working with Mesozoic reptiles are to interact 
with the instance prior to its arrival at the Reserve. 


Description: SCP-3934 is a species of amphibious reptiles 
produced via anomalous means by Marshall, Carter, and Dark LLP. 
Instances of SCP-3934, classified as Plesiosaurus pygmaeus, grow 
to only just over half the size of other plesiosaurs, with adult males 
averaging 1.9 meters in length and adult females averaging 1.7 
meters. Specimens are omnivorous, and subsist on a diet of fish and 
aquatic flora. Though created anomalously, SCP-3934 instances do 
not possess any anomalous biological features or adaptations. 


SCP-3934 were originally created in the early 20th century by 
MC&D, with the intent to sell instances as exotic pets or aquarium 
denizens. The exact processes used to accomplish this are 


incongruity of this with external observations, D-35475 
clarified that he did not in fact see, hear, smell, or feel 
any pigs, but rather was certain of their presence. 


Experiment 509-017: 

Date: 4/04/1996 

Head Researcher: Dr. Samuel Chou and Dr. Alexander 
Bejo 

Procedure: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B were 
simultaneously activated. Thirty minutes after activation, 
D-35475 and D-31161 were instructed to enter SCP-509- 
A and SCP-509-B, respectively. As expected, both 
reported seeing the white chamber. However, D-35475 
did not perceive it as containing pigs, and D-31161 did 
not perceive it as containing humans. Each reported 
seeing a distant blurred figure, which matched the 
movements of the other, though certain identification was 
impossible. Attempts for each to move towards the other 
figure proved similarly ineffective. 


Experiment 509-036: 

Date: 1/20/1999 

Head Researcher: Dr. Alexander Bejo 

Procedure: D-35574 entered SCP-509-A while active, 
but unusually did not perceive the presence of pigs. 
D-35574 reported, and camera footage confirmed, a 
distant blurred figure, similar to those observed during 
concurrent testing of SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B, 
despite the fact that no testing was scheduled for 
SCP-509-B that day. The planned testing was aborted. 
After recovery from SCP-509-A, a routine medical exam 
revealed D-35574 to be infected with a virulent strain of 
dengue fever not matching any known variety. 


Experiment 509-043: 

Date: 3/8/1999 

Head Researcher: Dr. Evan Green 

Procedure: A live pig was placed into SCP-509-A, which 
was then activated. Rather than steam or smoke, 
SCP-509-A began to fill with aerosolized 


unknown2, but instances have been confirmed to share nearly 
identical skeletal structures with historical plesiosaurs (with the 
obvious exception of size). Following their success, MC&D used 
viral marketing tactics to create a demand for the specimens. 
Starting in 1933 and continuing for the next two decades, MC&D 
staff leaked images and stories of SCP-3934 to the media, the most 
famous example of which is the 1934 "Surgeon's Photo.” The 
campaign was a success, and international fascination with the 
"Loch Ness Monster" phenomenon resulted in further attention. 


MC&D capitalized on the legend's popularity to sell soecimens to 
numerous wealthy individuals of noble or industrial background in 
both Europe and the United States. Between 1935 and the present, 
an estimated 1200-1400 SCP-3934 instances have been created 
and sold. Pricing is believed to have averaged approximately [DATA 
REDACTED] USD per specimen in modern currency. 


SCP-3934 are highly social animals, both with members of their own 
species and with humans. Seized internal MC&D documents relate 
that their behavioral patterns were modeled after Labrador Retriever 
canines in order to facilitate customer satisfaction and safety. 
However, while their temperament was conducive to their status as 
pets, the effort required to care for them was not. Due to their size 
and altered biology, specimens require a specialized diet, a marine 
habitat at least 1 million liters in volume, and frequent specialized 
medical care. Many buyers could not provide these conditions, 
which resulted in the vast majority of SCP-3934 instances dying or 
being abandoned within two years of purchase. This outcome was 
likely planned obsolescence on the part of MC&D, as it encouraged 
repeat purchases of infant instances to replace dead or unwieldy 
adults. 


Abandoned or wild-born instances of SCP-3934 often react with 
uncharacteristic violence towards humans and other mammals. A 
higher degree of carnivorous predation and territoriality are also 
common attributes of these feral specimens. In at least three cases, 
multiple feral instances mated to form wild pods. The largest of 
these was located in Lake Champlain, where 6 feral specimens 
resided prior to their containment.3 Through specialized behavioral 
conditioning, Foundation parazoologists have acheived a 73% 


success rate in rehabilitating feral specimens. 


Addendum: Discovery 


Prepared by the Department 
of External Affairs 


Subject: Discovery and recovery of SCP-3934-1 


Involved Agents: Level 3 Agent Cyrus Fielding, Level 2 
Agent Tobias Rourke, Level 2 Agent Alistair Burton, and 
Level 1 trainee-Agent Sean O'Doherty. 


Report: The first instance of SCP-3934 known to the 
Foundation was discovered in the home of Joseph 
Caldwell, a noted British financier and philanthropist, on 
September 19th, 1951. Caldwell was a known customer 
of MC&D, and a raid had been organized to seize 
anomalous assets while he was away on business. 


A containment team consisting of Agents Fielding, 
Rourke, Burton, and trainee O'Doherty was sent to 
explore the premises and confiscate any anomalous 
artifacts discovered. Below is a transcript of O'Doherty's 
early-model body camera feed during the raid. Material 
irrelevant to SCP-3934 has been removed. 


BEGIN LOG 


The team is crouched behind a hedgerow, 
Fielding issuing final instructions 


Agent Fielding: Alright you lot, stay sharp in 
there. You never know what kinds of 
impossible rubbish are lying around ina 
customer's house. That goes double for you 
Doherty. I've lost good men on nights like this 
before, | don't intend to lose any today. 


Agent O'Doherty: Un, sir? It's a, it's actually 
O'Doherty sir. 


Agent Rourke: Easy lad. The time to piss 
yourself is during the mission, not before it. 


Agent Burton: Give the kid a rest Tobe. | 
recall you nearly followed that advice in York 
last year. 


Agent Fielding: Enough. Move in. 


The team approaches the rear of the house, 
and Burton kicks open a side entry. They 
proceed through a kitchen and find themselves 
in an open living area. 


Agent Fielding: Alright. Tobe, you and me'll 
do a sweep of upstairs. Al, you and the kid 
check the ground floor and the enclosed pool. 


Agent O'Doherty: Should we, should we 
really split up? 


Agent Rourke: Well don't you sound chuffed 
about it. We don't have unlimited time y'know? 


Agent Burton: Speed can be safety at times 
like these. Now come on. 


The group divides into two, and agents Burton 
and O'Doherty proceed to search the kitchen, 
foyer, and den while finding nothing of interest. 
The two then make their way to the enclosed 
pool area. 


Agent Burton: Well bugger. It looks like this 
whole night is gonna be a damp squib after all. 
Not that | should be complaining. 


Agent O'Doherty: Yeah, at least no— wait, 
there's something in the water! 


An instance of SCP-3934 surfaces two meters 
from the pair, and watches them without 
approaching. O'Doherty lets out a surprised 
yelp, while Burton draws his weapon but 
doesn't fire. 


Agent Burton: What the bloody fuck is this 
thing? 


Both parties remain motionless for several 
seconds, before the remaining two team 
members arrive on scene. SCP-3934-1 
retreats farther from the group at their arrival. 


Agent Fielding: Doherty, we heard your— 
what in hells? 


Agent Rourke: Is that the fucking Loch Ness 
Monster? 


Agent Burton: Whatever it is, I'll take a wager 
that it wasn't bought at the faire. What are your 
orders sir? 


Agent Fielding: We need to get it out o' the 
water before we can sedate it. Any ideas 
gents? 


Agent O'Doherty leaves the room without a 
word, and returns several seconds later with a 
fish. 


Agent O'Doherty: When | searched the 
icebox earlier there were fish in it. | reckon it 
eats 'em, and the beastie looks underfed as it 
is. 


Agent Rourke: How do ya— 


Agent O'Doherty: |, uh, | used to work at an 
animal shelter as a teenager. This thing's 
showing some familiar signs, and you can see 


its bones pushing against the skin. Poor thing 
looks knackered. 


O'Doherty leans over the pool and beckons 
with the fish, while speaking in soft and even 
tones. Slowly, SCP-3934-1 moves closer, 
before beginning to eat the fish out of 
O'Doherty's hand. Specimen seems hesitant at 
first, but quickly gains enthusiasm. After 
consuming the fish, it moves forward and 
begins to nuzzle O'Doherty's leg with its neck. 


Agent Fielding: The hell? 


Agent O'Doherty: Good beastie. Rourke, get 
me another fish and | think | can coax it out of 
the water. 


As Rourke leaves the room, SCP-3934-1 
briefly submerges before returning with a ball 
held in its mouth. It then moves towards the 
pool's edge and deposits the ball in front of 
O'Doherty. O'Doherty then throws the ball 
towards the other end of the pool. Rourke 
returns just as SCP-3934-1 promptly retrieves 
the ball and swims back to O'Doherty. 


Agent Rourke: Lad, did you just play fetch 
with the damn Loch Ness Monster? 


END LOG 


Footnotes 

1. Founded in 1963, Site-220 serves as one of two headquarters of 
the Foundation's Parazoology Division (the other being Area-12). 48 
of the more docile anomalous fauna species are contained within its 
163 sq. km reserve. 

2. Researchers theorize a link between SCP-3934 andprevious 
MC&D activity regarding specimens of dinosauria. 
3.SCP-1933-EXwas originally theorized to be one of these 
uncontained pods, though this was later proven to be false. 


SCP-3935: This Thing a Quiet Madness Made 


Special Containment Procedures: The town of Salvation, Indiana 
has been evacuated and a fenced 2km quarantine zone has been 
established around the center of the town. Roads leading to the 
nearby town of Eminence have been removed and rerouted. 
Foundation personnel are to monitor all known travel routes into 
Salvation for signs of civilians. Any civilians caught attempting to 
enter Salvation are to be remanded to the custody of local 
authorities. Cover story 3935.18 “Hazardous Waste Disaster” is 
currently being disseminated. 


The building containing SCP-3935, Salvation High School, is to be 
guarded by Foundation security personnel. Under no circumstances 
are any non-authorized personnel to enter SCP-3935. Individuals 
believed to be affected in any way by SCP-3935 are to be moved to 
Temporary Site-81-5 near Eminence for evaluation. 


It is currently believed that original inhabitants of Salvation are 
unable to reproduce. Deviation from this expectation is to be closely 
monitored. 


Exploration into SCP-3935 is currently forbidden. Due to the 
hazardous conditions within SCP-3935, any future exploration 
attempts are restricted to Class-D personnel only. 


Description: SCP-3935 is an extra-temporal, extra-spatial, non- 
Euclidian space located beneath the Salvation High School in 
Salvation, Indiana. While SCP-3935 is the designation for the 
specific anomaly mentioned above, it is believed that the anomaly 
currently affects the entire town of Salvation, as individuals have 
reported anomalous events taking place outside of SCP-3935 as 
well. The full extent of these effects is not known. 


SCP-3935 is reachable only through a collapsed section of sub- 
basement beneath the Salvation High School, near the northwest 
corner of the building, below the school’s pool. It is believed that 
SCP-3935 was the source of anomalous activity that took place in 
Salvation High School in the mid 1970s, which was investigated and 
contained by members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation 
Unusual Incidents Unit. Information pertaining to their investigation 
is available elsewhere in this file. 


The access point to SCP-3935 proper exists roughly 25m below the 
collapsed section of basement, in a small antechamber containing a 
stone arch. The original creator of the arch, or how it became buried 
so far underground in first place, are the subjects of investigation. 
Inscribed on the arch is a phrase in English, not believed to exist 
elsewhere in literature: 


The way below winds deeper, longer, 
unspeakable its patterns laid. 
The lost forever damned to wander 
this thing a quiet madness made. 


Addendum 3935.1: Discovery