Results: Dr. Heikkila proceeded to slap a nearby researcher across 
the face. The researcher said that they had a minty taste in their 
mouth after being slapped. Dr. Heikkila proceeded to do the same to 
someone else, but the effect had worn off. 


Notes: "First of all...why? Second of all...why did we let him do it?" - 
Dr. A. Clef. 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: A brand ballpoint pen. 


Procedure: The ink cartridge was infused with 0.5 mL of SCP-447-2. 


Results: Anything written with the pen became approximately 27% 
clearer and gained a greenish tint. A slight minty smell also started 
emanating from the ink. 


Notes: "This could be great to market to children - Scented Pens! 
And | don't think there's much of a likelihood of it coming into contact 
with dead bodies, although you can never be too safe..." - Dr. 
Ahearna 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: One (1) 11045 T5 wire stripper. 


Procedure: Metal portion of subject was submerged in SCP-447-2 
for thirty seconds and used to strip 12 AWG copper NMS cable. 


Results: Any insulation was easily peeled off regardless of improper 
use of the tool, but stuck to the T5’s and had to be removed by 
hand. 


Notes: “This would make the lives of new electricians so much 
easier. Unfortunately, they could be careless and get shocked to 
death while holding onto this.” - Dr. A. Clef 


the other, to sexual contact. 


SCP-3460's needles can be physically manipulated to align with one 
another. In these events, SCP-3460 will alter causality to ensure that 
individuals under its effects interact with one another. The delay of 
the onset of this interaction is variable, with interactions occurring in 
a range of as little as one hour, to multiple years. Once needles 
have been forced to align, the subjects' photos do not need to 
remain in SCP-3460 to ensure interaction. 


Addendum 3460-A: Abridged Testing Log 
+ Show Test Log 
Test #: 3460-1 
Subjects: D-2121 and D-2030 


Description: D-2121 and D-2030 are initially 
within separate chambers on-site. SCP-3460's 
needles are left in the neutral position. D-2121 
is then escorted to D-2030's chamber, and told 
to wait for further instructions. Upon entering 
D-2030's chamber, SCP-3460's needles 
aligned. The needles remained aligned until 
D-2121 was removed from the chamber, at 
which point they returned to their neutral 
position. 


Test #: 3460-4 
Subjects: D-5963 and D-7639 


Description: D-5963 and D-7639 are initially 
within separate chambers on-site. SCP-3460's 
needles are manually forced apart. D-5963 is 
then escorted to D-7639's chamber. Prior to 
entry, a malfunction occurs within the door's 
security reader, preventing entry into D-7639's 
chamber. Attempts to repair the reader fail 


until SCP-3460's needles are released. 


Test #: 3460-13 
Subjects: D-3340 and D-2321 


Description: D-3340 begun the test at 
Site-81, while D-2321 remained at Site-64, 
and were integrated into the general D-class 
populations. Research Staff handling both D- 
class were blind to the ongoing SCP-3460 
research involving both individuals. 
SCP-3460's needles were manually set to 
align. No observable changes occurred for two 
weeks, after which time both Site-81 and 
Site-64's D-class relocation systems 
scheduled both D-class to be moved to 
Site-88 for newly scheduled testing. 


Test #: 3460-15 
Subjects: D-2106 and D-3560 


Description: D-2106 and D-3560 begun 
testing in the same chamber. The D-class 
were provided multiple tools, as well as a key 
for a set of handcuffs. The tools were 
demonstrated to be functioning normally to 
both D-class, and that the key fit the 
handcuffs. The D-class were then handcuffed 
together, at which point the needles on 
SCP-3460 were manually forced to align, and 
held in place. The D-class were then instructed 
to remove the handcuffs, and for D-3560 to 
leave the chamber. During the subsequent 
attempts by the D-class to remove the 
handcuffs, they found that the key jammed in 
the lock, and the batteries on all electric tools 
died. The handles on several manual tools 


broke on attempted use. Upon release of 
SCP-3460's needles, the D-class found the 
key to the handcuffs no longer were jammed, 
and D-3560 was able to complete the task. 


Test #: 3460-16 
Subjects: D-3360 and D-2860 


Description: D-3360 and D-2860 begun 
testing in the same chamber handcuffed 
together. The needles on SCP-3460 were 
manually forced apart, and held in place. After 
two hours of no apparent effect, D-2860 begun 
to display symptoms of a cerebrovascular 
accident, requiring immediate medical 
attention and removal from the testing 
chamber. 


Test #: 3460-25 


Subjects: Agent Cadence Forester and Pol 
#10205 (Dana Stamos) 


Description: SCP-3460 was loaded with a 
picture of Agent Cadence Forester, resident 
Thaumatologist of MTF Tau-51 ("Urban 
Brawl"), and Pol #10205, a known anartist who 
has been wanted by the Foundation for 
involvement in the creation of various 
anomalies. As of 29/10/1994, Pol #10205 has 
avoided capture by Foundation Operatives by 
taking refuge in the Location of Interest known 
as "Backdoor SoHo." SCP-3460 was activated 
and the needles set to align. Two months 
passed without any noticeable effect. Then, on 
2/1/1995, Pol #10205 spontaneously appeared 
before Agent Forester during her undercover 
operations in Portland, Oregon. Upon capture 


and subsequent interview, Pol #10205 
revealed she was attempting to use a known 
Way linking Backdoor SoHo to the Location of 
Interest known as the "Wanderer's 
Library," when she was apparently 
redirected. 


Additional use of SCP-3460 by Mobile Task Force operatives as a 
means of monitoring or even capturing potential persons of interest 
has been approved on a case by case basis. SCP-3460's object 
class has been updated to Thaumiel. 


Addendum 3460-B: Incident 3460-1 


On 17/11/1998, a coordinated raid by multiple Chaos Insurgency 
cells was launched on Site-64, resulting in multiple personnel 
casualties and severe damage to several sections of the facility. 
Agents Reed, Carole, Garcia, and Chen were among the casualties, 
each of whom were active subjects of SCP-3460 at the time of the 
raid. After Action investigation showed that each agent's co-subject 
on SCP-3460 had been leaders of the Chaos Insurgency cells 
responsible for the attacks. Each agent's activation of SCP-3460 
had occurred individually of one another, over the course of a four 
year period. 


SCP-3460's containment procedures have been updated. 
Addendum 3460-C: Recovery 


SCP-3460 was recovered from the estate sale of Cody and June 
Pullman within the Three Portlands Location of Interest by 
undercover operatives of MTF Tau-51 on 12/12/1992. SCP-3460 
was within a box and had been loaded with a picture of June 
Pullman and an unidentified male, with the needles taped apart from 
one another. 


Subsequent interviews inquiring about the device with the Pullman's 
surviving family revealed that they had no knowledge of the device's 
properties, of the identity of the unidentified male in the photograph, 
and that the apparatus had been stored in their parent's attic prior to 


their death in an automobile accident earlier that year. Attempts to 
use SCP-3460 to interact with the unidentified individual have so far 
been met with failure. 


SCP-3462: The Subliminal Little Toaster 


SCP-3462 


Item #: SCP-3462 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3462 is to be sealed ina 
standard containment locker in Site-15. Any testing with SCP-3462 
is to be done while no Foundation employees are within the testing 
room, with a minimum of 2 guards stationed outside of the chamber 
while testing is in progress. Testing is to be done on an LCD 
television connected to a standard VHS player. Test subjects are to 
then be put into a standard containment cell furnished with various 
mechanical devices, and are to be monitored for a period of 48 
hours. If testing subjects survive 48 hours after exposure, they are to 
be mentally evaluated then returned to their living quarters. Any 
personnel who show signs of being under the effects of SCP-3462 
are to be restrained inside of a standard containment cell for 48 
hours or until SCP-3462's anomalous effects no longer persist. 


Description: SCP-3462 is a slightly worn VHS copy of The Brave 
Little Toaster distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. SCP-3462's 
anomalous effects only appear when its contents are viewed on a 
functioning television. When SCP-3462 is viewed on a television, the 
subject viewing SCP-3462 begins to believe that mechanical 
devices, primarily ones used in food preparation, are sentient. The 
subject will then begin to interact with these devices, conversing with 
them as if they were humans, though nothing is heard from the 
devices. 


After a period of 36 hours from the initial exposure to SCP-3462, 
subjects will attempt to imitate the usage of the closest mechanical 
device with their own bodies. Subjects show preference imitating the 
mechanical device that they had interacted with the most after 
viewing SCP-3462. This leads to death in approximately 96% of 


subjects. After a period of 48 hours from the initial exposure, the 
subject will stop experiencing the effects of SCP-3462 rapidly over a 
period of 2 hours. Subjects will show no recollection of the past 48 
hours, their memories becoming less detailed from after the 
subject’s stopped viewing SCP-3462. 


Test Log 3462-1 
Researcher: Dr. Drebell 
Subject: D-01457 


Procedure: Subject was made to watch SCP-3462 in its 
entirety. Then the subject was put into a standard 
containment cell furnished with multiple culinary 
appliances and monitored for 48 hours. 


Results: 13 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, subject 
began attempting to brag to a blender in the containment 
cell, boasting about his accomplishments. Over a period 
of 23 hours, subject began arguing with the blender 
seemingly disputing whether the blender had 
accomplished more than the subject. The subject then 
screamed, “I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU [Expletive Redacted] 
WORTHLESS PIECE OF [Expletive Redacted]!” Subject 
then immediately ripped the rotating blade out of the 
blender and proceeded to violently jam it down his throat, 
causing severe internal bleeding and lacerations inside 
of the throat. Subject then began to attempt to shove 
miscellaneous objects down his throat while attempting 
to make whirring noises. Subject died 30 minutes later 
from blood loss due to severe internal injuries. 


Test Log 3462-2 
Researcher: Dr. Drebell 
Subject: D-00428, D-10937 


Procedure: Subject was made to watch SCP-3462 in its 
entirety while the volume on the television was muted. A 


separate subject was then made to listen to the audio of 
SCP-3462 while blindfolded. Then both subjects were 
put into separate containment cells furnished with 
multiple culinary appliances and monitored for 48 hours. 


Results: After 48 hours, neither subject showed signs of 
being affected by SCP-3462. 

Note: It seems that both the visual and auditory 
component are required for SCP-3462's effect to take 
place. - Dr. Drebell 


Test Log 3462-3 
Researcher: Dr. Drebell 
Subject: D-06076 


Procedure: Subject was made to watch the first 4 
minutes of SCP-3462. Subject was then put into a 
standard containment cell furnished with multiple culinary 
appliances and monitored for 48 hours. 


Results: 26 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, subject 
began talking seductively to an oven contained within her 
cell. She continued to talk like this for an additional 12 
hours until she kissed the oven and said, “I won't let us 
be apart any longer.” She then continued to kiss the door 
of the oven while puffing out her cheeks as her skin 
began to turn a dark red. This continued for an additional 
37 seconds until the subject collapsed. Autopsies show 
that all of the subject’s organs had suffered severe 
burns, including most of her skin. It is unknown how her 
body generated this amount of heat. 


In light of these events, cross testing between SCP-3462 
and SCP-3049 has been strictly forbidden by the 05- 
Council. 


Test Log 3462-4 


Researcher: Dr. Drebell 


Subject: D-10298 


Procedure: Subject was made to watch the credits of 
SCP-3462, which are 3 minutes and 47 seconds long. 
Then the subject was put into a standard containment 
cell furnished with multiple culinary appliances and 
monitored for 48 hours. 


Results: 15 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, the 
subject began speaking with a refrigerator in his 
containment cell, seemingly about obtaining a job. 
Subject answered standard interview questions, as well 
as odd requests such as the subject’s average internal 
body heat and the holding capacity of the subject’s 
intestines. After a period of 37 hours from the initial 
exposure, subject acted as if he was shaking a hand of 
the refrigerator, seemingly accepting the job offer. 
Subject then tore a metal shard from the bottom of a 
nearby oven and proceeded to slice open his lower 
abdomen while inserting various items into his body 
before passing out due to blood loss. Subject died 
approximately 45 seconds after the event due to severe 
internal bleeding. 


Note: While a subject may require both audio and visual 
input to experience the effects of SCP-3462, it does not 
seem to be affected by the amount of time the subject 
has experienced these inputs. - Dr. Drebell 


Test Log 3462-5 
Researcher: Dr. Drebell 
Subject: D-10957 


Procedure: D-10957 was chosen for this experiment 
after remarking that it was his favorite movie. Subject 
was made to watch SCP-3462 in its entirety. Then the 
subject was put into a standard containment cell 
furnished with multiple culinary appliances and 
monitored for 48 hours. 


Results: 17 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, subject 
seemed to hold his breath in excitement as he looked at 
a toaster in the containment cell. Subject then began to 
run over to the toaster, mimicking shaking a hand while 
saying praises of the toaster’s acting career. After an 
additional 4 hours, subject got onto his knees while 
chanting, “He gives us sustenance, he takes it away.” 48 
hours after initial exposure to SCP-3462, subject was siill 
in the kneeling position and had not shown any signs of 
self harm yet. Subject was kept in the cell for an 
additional 12 hours before being tranquilized and brought 
out of the cell. In a subsequent interview the subject 
stated that he couldn’t recall many details of his 
experience but said, “When | was a kid, | always wanted 
to meet the Brave Little Toaster. He was like an idol to 
me. Turns out he’s also a pretty stuck up little [Expletive 
Redacted]” 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: One (1) standard sized Tub of Legos 


Procedure: Tub was filled and submerged in SCP-447-2 for one (1) 
minute and used to create a variety of items. 


Results: Builders state that “The directions just kinda come to us, we 
don’t even need to look at the manual.” Bricks also turned lime 
green and have a faint mint smell. 


Notes: “The only reason | say we shouldn’t market this is the fact a 
small child could choke on it, then we have an entire new thing to 
deal with.” —Dr. Markman 


“Formally requesting this Tub for recreational use, they're really 
addicting” —Dr. Sanders 


“Accepted, Have fun.” —Dr. Markman 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: One of each Foundation security keycard tier leading 
up to 4. 


Procedure: Keycards were left to dip in SCP-447-2 for one (1) hour, 
then tested on pre-made keycard testing doors. 


Results: All keycards had their numbers erased and replaced with 
the level two tiers above their own (1 to 3, 2 to 4, 3 to 5, 4 to an 
card.) all cards preformed with their respective new numbers. 


Notes: “Requesting an extra level-4 keycard and one (1) liter of 
SCP-447-2” —Dr. Sanders