Special Containment Procedures: Given its unique object-altering 
properties, SCP-1049-J is to be kept in its custom container, a 19 L 
(5 gallon) black plastic bucket, with the top securely fastened to it. 
The bucket itself is stored in Dr. _ 's office. 


Description: SCP-1049-J is a black fluid of unknown origin and 
chemical makeup. Its consistency is similar to that of a cornstarch 
and water mixture, but slightly thinner and does not exhibit the same 
non-Newtonian properties. Approximately half of those exposed to 
SCP-1049-J report a slightly soot-like smell, which smells stronger 
when stirred or applied to other objects. 


Given enough time, SCP-1049-J will 'regenerate' enough to fill any 
container it is placed in. Please note, however, that only the plastic 
bucket SCP-1049-J was discovered in is immune to its property- 
altering effects. 


SCP-1049-J was discovered in 19 . Foundation officials believed 
that the sudden popularity of [DATA EXPUNGED] had a memetic 
origin. After raiding the offices in which [DATA EXPUNGED] was 
created, SCP-1049-J was discovered in a black, unmarked! plastic 
bucket. Unfortunately for the Foundation, trace amounts of 
SCP-1049-J have been detected in other media for years following 
SCP-1049-J's containment, leading to speculation that other 
sources of SCP-1049-J exist elsewhere. As of 20 , attempts to find 
other sources of SCP-1049-J have proved fruitless. 


When SCP-1049-J is applied to any object (usually with a brush or 
paint roller), the object will change within 10 minutes. Complete 
coverage of the object being tested is not required for 
transformation, for SCP-1049-J will briefly 'shimmer' once enough 


has been placed on an object. Depending on the size and nature of 
the object SCP-1049-J is applied to, the transformation can range 
from subtle to drastic. 


While the specifics of SCP-1049-J inspired transformation are 
entirely dependent on the item being altered, a few commonalities 
tend to exist. Objects appear more dangerous to use, or look to be 
constructed out of less precise methods. Iconography is more 
common, notably human skulls. Objects may look as though they 
have been unmaintained, as well. Humans exposed to SCP-1049-J 
suffer severe emotional changes and, at times, biological changes 
as well. 


Initial Testing Logs 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: Paint roller 

Result: Paint roller, formerly made of light plastic, looks to be 
constructed out of wrought iron, with expected weight increase. 
Handle, formerly rubber designed for ease of use, is now a simple 
steel handle with leather wrapped around it. A small skull can be 
found on the underside of the handle. 

Notes: "Looks like we're going to need a lot of those paint rollers." - 
Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: One (1) side of Examination Room #234343. Approximately 
2 m tall and 4 m wide. Core of wall is reinforced concrete, with a 

10 cm 'skin' of polished stainless steel. 

Result: Stainless steel 'skin' of wall altered into large blocks of iron, 
with massive steel bolts in the corners to attach them to each other. 
Signs of significant rusting, with three (3) locations of the internal 
reinforcement bursting out through the iron. 3 cm spikes dot the 
borders. 

Notes: "/ think | got tetanus just looking at this thing, to be honest 
with you." - Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 
Object: One (1) Bible, King James Edition 
Result: Old and New Testaments have been significantly altered2, 


although the New Testament is much more significantly changed. 
Jesus is still sent as God's only son on a mission of redemption, but 
is much more proactive in action, eliminating those who oppose Him 
in elaborate, violent ways. Notable alterations include the sack of _, 
and near-complete [DATA EXPUNGED]. 

Notes: "Burn this now, and pray to God that You-Know-Who doesn't 
get their hands on this." - Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: SCP-2558-J- , aka "Muffins" 

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Notes: "/ formally recommend we find a way to destroy SCP-1049- 
J."- Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: D-43134, 55-year-old African male. Crimes: Petty theft, 
arson. SCP-1049-J ingested orally in a water/SCP-1049-J solution. 
Result: No outwardly visible effects, but subject experienced a 
significant burning sensation. Autopsy revealed extreme 
modification to the subject's digestive system. Dr. 
gastroenterologist by training, believes that subject could have 
consumed and digested objects such as metal, rock, and some 
[DATA EXPUNGED] to no ill effect. 

Notes: "When | grabbed Four Three One Three Four, the other Ds 
around called him 'Goat' for his ability to eat the slop we give them 
without retching." - Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: D-89003, 26-year-old Caucasian male. Crimes: Fraud, 
embezzlement. SCP-1049-J injected intramuscularly. 

Result: D-89003 appears to age approximately years and gains 
an estimated kg in weight. Claims to have significant connections 
to both organized crime and the legal system, and is convinced he 
will be able to escape Foundation containment at any time he 
wishes. 

Notes: "So, not much difference, | suppose." - Dr. 


Test Author: Dr. 

Object: D-2334, 36-year-old Caucasian male. Crimes: Murder, rape, 
attempted murder. SCP-1049-J injected intramuscularly. 

Result: D-2334 gains extreme amounts of muscle mass in chest, 


arms, and legs. No change to torso. Subject acts violently, and 
attempts to escape confinement. Within moments, however, subject 
expires, possibly as a result of the Square Cube Law. 

Notes: "You know, | think a dozen or so years ago, | could have 
looked up to that... thing." - Dr. 


Addendum: As of / /20 , Dr. has allowed SCP-1049-J to be 
tested by other Foundation officials. Please see SCP-1049-J 
Extended Test Logs. 


Footnotes 

1. Recent topographical scans of the bucket have indicated that 
thereisa label on the bucket, but it is painted in black paint itself. The 
label simply lists the name of its owner. 

2. Interestingly, alterations within the Old Testament are more 
subtle, generally altering the scale and scope of divine actions, 
rather than actual details thereof. 


SCP-1049-J Extended Test Logs 


Testing Log 


Log Format 

Test Author: 

Object: 

Result: 

Notes: (If applicable) 


Secondary Testing Phase 
Objects tested by Agent "Mister" Bibs 


Object: Beretta 92FS (9 mm handgun). Weight is 951 grams (34 
oz). Unloaded. 

Result: Gun has increased in size and weight, now weighing 
approximately 2 kg (4.4 lbs). The gun is no longer capable of firing 
9mm bullets, owing to its expanded barrel diameter of 2.5 cm 
(approximately 1 inch). Firing pin is in the shape of a human skull. 
Notes: "/s this thing still a pistol? A shotgun? I'd call it a hand 
cannon, myself, but | know a few people will go into conniption fits 
over the term."- MrB 


Object: AR-15 (Semi-automatic rifle). Weight is 3.9 kg (8.5 Ibs). 
Loaded with 5.56 NATO rounds. 

Result: As with previous test, gun shows increase in size and 
weight, weighing 7 kg (15.4 lbs). Steel rod bayonet, 45cm long, is 
attached. Barrel fires bullets 15 cm long (6 in) and 2.5 cm wide (1 
in), which explode on contact with a target. 

Notes: "As of this test, Bibs is not allowed to operate firearms, 
modified or not, on Foundation property." O5- 


Object: A computer printout, listing the differences and standard 
containment protocols for Safe, Euclid, and Keter-class SCPs. 
Result: A computer printout listing how to 'process' Safe, Euclid, 
and Keter-class SCPs. Safe SCPs are to be utilized in ways that 
allow their abilities to benefit the Foundation. Keter SCPs are to be 


deployed as weapons against Foundation enemies. Euclid ones are 
to be destroyed. 

Notes: "/t's like the Foundation got drunk, hooked up with the GOC, 
had a kid, then locked it in a closet until it was 18. Jesus wept." - 
MrB 


Tertiary Testing Phase 
Objects tested by other Foundation personnel 


Test Author: Dr. Aeish 

Object: One (1) Landrover, painted in standard Foundation field 
operation colours. 

Result: Vehicle appears to be powered mainly by crude oil, and 
several pipes that appear to have the sole purpose of venting thick 
black smoke are also found. Paint colour appears to have changed 
to red. Structure of vehicle appears to mainly be of riveted iron 
plating, with several large weld seams visible. Tyres altered from 
common vulcanised rubber to metallic treads. 


Test Author: Dr. Welter 

Object: D-83394, a 35-year-old Caucasian male, temporarily 
promoted to Provisional Overseer O5-99 for experimental purposes. 
Result: P-O5-99 ages visibly by an estimated fifty years, gaining a 
markedly gaunt appearance and hunched stature. Eyes appear 
sunken. Ordinary Class D garb changes form and colour, becoming 
a hooded black cape. P-O5-99 immediately calls for security 
personnel: when none are forthcoming, he attempts to attack 
research personnel with invisible projections from his fingers. When 
no effect occurs, P-O5-99 withdraws into the corner of the room, 
uttering ominous threats regarding humanity's future and promising 
the execution of all present. Subject demoted and tentatively 
returned to duties. 

Notes: Jeez, | hope this means nothing bad. -O5- 


Test Author: Dr. King 

Object: A WWII German Army flamethrower. 

Result: Flamethrower dissolves into one thousand two hundred 
(1200) black, spike-covered apple seeds 

Notes: Dr. King removed by medical personnel. 


Test Author: Dr. Edison 

Object:One (1) plastic figurine from the Warhammer 40K series, 
identified as a "Chaos Space Marines Terminator Lord", borrowed 
from Dr. Clef's office. 

Result: Figurine is now built of an extremely dense metal of 
unknown construction. No physical change to the figurine itself, 
although observers feel hesitant to touch the object for reasons they 
can't define. 

Note: Dr. Edison last seen on the next transport to Site- . 


Incident Report - / / 

On //_ ,the miniature from the above test was 
accidentally used ina match atalocalG W store. 
Upon introduction to the playing field, the store clerk had 
an apparent seizure. While medical help arrived, clerk 
was heard to mutter nonsensical sentences such as "But 
metal can't be worth more than plastic" and "That's not in 
the rules!". After Foundation cleanup of the scene, the 
rest of the army which had contacted the piece had also 
turned into a similar metal. Request for SCP status 
pending, location of Incident does not warrant future 
surveillance. 


Test Author: Dr. Welter 
Object: [REDACTED] 
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] 


Test Author: Dr. Kensington 

Object: One (1) SLR, one (1) canister of film (unexposed) - Film is 
placed inside the camera and set up appropriately. 

Result: Camera is dull gray in appearance, constructed of iron with 
Christian symbols etched crudely onto the surface. Images taken 
with the camera are monochrome, with the exception of red tones. 
Notes: A similar effect was found using a digital SLR. 


Test Author: Dr. Zara 

Object: One (1) steel hunting knife 

Result: Blade sides carved with a representation of a woman's face, 
crying dark tears. Blade's edge is notched with hook shapes, making 
removal from a thrust wound more traumatic. Handle is now of black 
metal, covered with sharp spikes in such a way that it is impossible 


to wield the knife effectively without the wielder damaging their own 
hand. 


Test Author: Agent Henderson 

Object: One (1) SCP-1550 egg removed from its plastic casing. 
Result: SCP-1550 specimen possessed enlarged and sharpened 
teeth compared to other specimens. A spiny, grey and segmented 
exoskeleton covered its back although legs remained uncovered. 
Temperament was highly aggressive, attacked Agent Henderson 
[DATA EXPUNGED] shot repeatedly before expiring. 

Notes: Agent Henderson expected to make a full recovery. 


Test Author: Dr. Henry 

Object: One (1) fertile queen wasp (Vespula Vulgaris), 4cm in size. 
Result: Coloration of soecimen changed from standard yellow/black 
to red/black. Abdomen has developed multiple biologically-usable 
stingers. Specimen is much more aggressive, and is capable of 
stripping metal and concrete in addition to wood in order to build a 
nest. Specimen is twice original size. 

Notes: / happen to have a intense fear of wasp as it was; now! 
have to take psychiatric counseling for the next three years, thanks 
to repeated nightmares -Dr.H 


Test Author: Dr. Does Little 

Object: One (1) standard avocado 

Result: Coloration changed from light green to red. When tested for 
consumption on Class D personnel, subject noted it tasted bitter. 
Subject then began foaming at the mouth and attacked Dr. Does 
Little before being shot at in retaliation. Examination of subjects 
cadaver showed that had contracted a more hazardous strain of 
rabies. 

Notes: / have never been so horrified of avocados before in my 
entire life - Dr. Does Little 


D: Like | was saying, my mom always said, “Marcus, if 
there ever was a paradise here on earth this would be it. 
Man, | loved that clean air, all that green. Nothing like BC 
in the spring. 


” 


: British Columbia? 
D: Only BC | know of. 
: Tell me about your parents. 


D: Decent people. Both came from , Kentucky. 
Born and raised. My Dad loved his bikes, named me 
after one. Got some ribbing at school for that, Harley 
ain’t all that common a name you know. He was a good 
man though, loved his pa. Says leaving him at the 
boarding gate back in was the saddest day of his 
life, but a man’s got to make his own way in the world | 
guess. 


: So he emigrated from ? 
D: Yes. 

: But he was born in Kentucky? 
D: That's right. 


: Would you mind confirming your name and the last 
place you lived please? 


D: Jacob Maddox, Austin, Texas. 

: And again? 

D: Paul Jones. I’m from Cardiff. It’s in the UK in- 
: Again. 


D: David Pollock, Birdseye, Utah, | don’t understand why 
you're asking, I’ve already told you- 


SCP-2618-J: Then Who Was Nanners? 


Item #: SCP-2618-J 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The five known trees that 
produce SCP-2618-J are to be kept in an open-air arboreal habitat 
of Site-59. To minimize risk of a Hubris Event, watering and other 
maintenance operations of the trees are to be carried out through 
automated systems. 


Description: SCP-2618-J is a banana cultivar that originated from 
the former French colony of . In its appearance and 
genetic makeup, SCP-2618-J is indistinguishable from the common 
Cavendish banana. 


SCP-2618-J's anomalous effects surface when a human subject 
makes visual contact with an individual SCP-2618-d fruit. The 
subject will invariably perceive the banana to be an item the subject 
needs to accomplish a future or pre-existing goal. This has been 
designated a "Hubris Event". 


The perception can only be broken through the following means: 


1. A different human subject will remind the affected subject that 
SCP-2618-J is a banana. 

2. The affected subject attempts to use SCP-2618-J as they had 
originally intended. 


SCP-2618-d first came to the attention of the Foundation after a 
failed assassination attempt of United States Senator on 
12/20/ . A radical animal rights activist named Kevin Jarvis had 
charged the stage at a campaign rally and attempted to shoot the 
senator point-blank, only to discover that his pistol was actually an 
instance of SCP-2618-J. While major news outlets gave a cover 
story of the attack being an unusual prank, a 40-page manifesto was 


discovered in Mr. Jarvis's apartment detailing his desire to 
assassinate the Senator in retaliation for his alleged track record of 
animal cruelty.