Description: SCP-2090 is a Class | humanoid entity that goes by 
the name of Tim Duncan, and is currently the starting power 
forward/center for the San Antonio Spurs professional basketball 
team. SCP-2090 exhibits no visibly noticeable anomalous 
properties, and its nature is only detectable by use of Kant Reality 
Counters used to identify disturbances in local reality. SCP-2090 
displays a remarkably high Hume discrepancy, although this effect is 
seemingly limited to its body and has no effect on the world around 
it. Despite this, due to information gathered via Protocol 
Ollamaliztli-5, SCP-2090 must be constantly monitored for any sign 
of changes in behaviour or anomalous activity. 


Discovery: SCP-2090 was initially discovered during routine 


inspection of Area of Interest CA-74 "Sleep Train Arena” in 
Sacramento, California, during a game between the San Antonio 
Spurs and the Sacramento Kings. What was initially thought to be 
an equipment malfunction was later discovered to be caused by 
massive interference created by SCP-2090. Due to the high level of 
celebrity that SCP-2090 has obtained, it was considered unfeasible 
to remove the subject from the public and place it within containment 
for further observation. This resulted in the creation of Mobile Task 
Force Rho-5 "Spurs and Saddles", which constantly monitors 
SCP-2090 and ensures proper application of Protocol Ollamaliztli-5. 


Addendum 2090.1: Protocol Ollamaliztli-5 [Information Restricted to 
Level 2090/4 and MTF P-5 Personnel Only] 


During initial observation of SCP-2090, Foundation IT personnel 
began to discover a number of encrypted files within the Foundation 
database. Foundation Internal Intelligence teams were set with 
gaining access to these files, and discovering their origin. With help 
from the SCP-2090 research team and MTF P-5, the code-breaking 
effort was a success. Notably, all files were dated at various points 
within two years after the date of discovery, although additional 
information suggests that they had existed within the Foundation 
database for an extensive period of time. While many of the files 
were incomplete and missing data, enough was recovered to 
properly deduce and implement Protocol! Ollamaliztli-5. 


Recovered File 2090/1 


We send this to [DATA CORRUPTED] fear but hope for 
mankind if the godhead is not 

Imperative! Imperative! Imperative! Do not delay in 
[DATA CORRUPTED] the godhead is restless 

Heed the following information. 


The GODHEAD otherwise known as the [DATA 
CORRUPTED] Formerly Tim Duncan of St. Croix 
The DEVASTATOR himself on the shores of 
Califo[| DATA CORRUPTED] blood in the water 
2016 

[DATA CORRUPTED] 


[DATA CORRUPTED] do not forget 
He is ascended 


Recovered File 2090/4 


Foundation File 31[DATA CORRUPTED]maliztli-5 
Project Head: Drake VanDorne 
Project Purpose: N/A 


Information: The GODHEAD has moved through 
Site—45 and Site-56. Full scale containment breaches 
are active, likely the western seaboard is collapsed by 
now. 


Unfortunately unable to maintain power long enough to 
complete final round of simulations, but may be able to 
send program [DATA CORRUPTED] previous 
Foundation database can finish them. 


Can't think for the life of me when the computer was 
invented, though. Shit, might have to finish this now 
anyway. Don't know if | have any other options. 


There has to be something we missed, something else. 
See if one of you can figure it out. Sorry. 


[DATA CORRUPTED] 
Recovered File 2090/17 


To: pcs.71s|rekabh#pcs.71s|rekabh 
From: pcs.10s|7.50#pcs.10s|7.50 


Sorry this is so informal. | don't know if we can finish this, 
though, so I'm moving quickly and trying to allocate 
resources elsewhere. Richardson was right, the files had 
always been on the mainframe. Dates are all funny, 
though. All listed as right about now, but records indicate 


that they've been [DATA CORRUPTED]Jesn't really 
matter, let me cut to the chase here. 


[DATA CORRUPTED]igned to create some kind of early 
prevention system. All iterations call it a diversion, but 
none of them have finished running the simulation, they 
just keep backing up their results to this thing and 
sending it down the line, hoping the next guys can finish 
it. We've go[ DATA CORRUPTED] but the time just isn't 
there. 


We're all moving into the bunker, so this is probably it. 
The files are all still on the mainframe, you know what to 
do with them. Jesus Christ. Ok. 


[DATA CORRUPTEDjain. 
Recovered File 2090/43 


FOUNDATION GENERAL ALERT 
ALERT LEVEL 5 


THE FOLLOWING IS A GENERAL NOTICE TO ALL 
FOUNDATION PERSONNEL IN SITES N/A - N/A 


Good, this system still works. Hope the format is the 
same where you are. 


Everything is here, so I'm guessing you're going to 
probably figure this out on your own. | don't have time to 
get into the details, but the simulations have finished 
running and there's a chance we can stop this thing. Not 
now, but maybe us sometime else. 


According to the results, it's a pretty elaborate setup that 
requires a ton of preparation. In every timeline the basis 
for the protocol is there, but it's never thoroughly 
supported and dies out pretty quickly. In esse[DATA 
CORRUPTED)Jn't do anything about those, hang on. 


FOUNDATION GENERAL ALERT 


ALERT LEVEL 5 


Shit, ok. I'll send it along. | can't believe it's so simple, but 
the simulations checked themselves and this is it. A 
series of ritualistic events that keep him in check as he 
matures, the designs are all in there. Just put it together 
like | have detailed, and that should do the trick. Make 
sure the events go on unhindered, do whatever you have 
to do to make sure of that. 


The last thing I'm including is the design for the ritual 
arena. Construct it like it's explained, and then make 
sure he participates in the ritual. | don't care if you have 
to turn a hurricane on him, do it. 


This is it. Good luck. 
Recovered File 2090/44 


+ Access File 


Foundation Protocol Ollamaliztli-5 
Codename: Basketball 


Pertinent Information: From the beginning of the early 
19th century on, foster and promote the growth of 
basketball in the United States of America and around 
the world, inevitably preventing SCP-N/A from [DATA 
CORRUPTED] ascending to the godhead. Additional 
information about rules and regulation, and how they 
should evolve over time, is included within this file. 


[DATA CORRUPTED] 


Hope this works 


Addendum 2090.2: Cessation of Abnormal Hume Activity 


On July 11th, 2016, SCP-2090 announced its retirement from the 
National Basketball Association after 19 seasons with the San 
Antonio Spurs. While containment personnel were on hand during 
the announcement of the subject's retirement in the event of a 
prospective breach of containment, no such anomalous activity took 
place. Hume readings of the subject shortly thereafter showed that 
the individual known as Tim Duncan no longer expressed abnormal 
Hume levels, and as such should no longer be considered 
anomalous. After a period of sustained observation with no notable 
activity in that time, SCP-2090 was reclassified as NEUTRALIZED. 


However, since Tim Duncan's retirement and subsequent 
reclassification, several other professional basketball players have 
also expressed unusual Kant Counter readings, similar to those 
previously expressed by SCP-2090. Until more information can be 
collected, the following individuals are to be considered Persons of 
Interest: 


¢ POI #57284 - Karl-Anthony Towns - Concern: Low 

* POI #57285 - Joel Embiid - Concern: Low 

¢ POI #57286 - Giannis Antetokuonmpo - Concern: Moderate 
POI #57287 - Anthony Davis - Concern: High 

¢ POI #57288 - Victor Oladipo - Concern: Very High 


Further investigation is ongoing. 


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SCP-2091: A Bear and His Granddaughter 


Item #: SCP-2091 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2091-1 and SCP-2091-2 
are to be housed in Site-282. SCP-2091-1 is to be kept in a standard 
Animal Containment Unit. SCP-2091-2 is to be kept in a Type S 
Humanoid Anomaly Containment Cell. Requests submitted from 
SCP-2091-2 for various entertainment are to be approved ona 
case-by-case basis as behavior permits. 


Once every two weeks for 90 minutes, SCP-2091-1 and 
SCP-2091-2 are allowed to interact with each other in SCP-2091-1's 
containment unit under supervision from a Level 2 researcher and a 
security guard. 


Description: SCP-2091-1 is a sculpture of an Ursus arctos terriblis 
(grizzly bear), 1.2m tall at the shoulder and 2.1m in length. It is 
made out of polymer clay, with documentation recovered at its 
discovery point dating its creation to 1994. Ultrasound testing has 
shown cavities within SCP-2091 corresponding with the locations of 
organs found within grizzly bears despite no biological tissues being 
detected, with no mechanisms to give it the ability to move. Various 
parts of its body have been replaced with patches of grass, and two 
toes replaced with materials from a watch. SCP-2091-1 is unable to 
move itself or perform any actions unless within 15m of 
SCP-2091-2. 


SCP-2091-2 is a human female by the name of Abigael Harlowe, 20 
years of age. Background checks and interviews during its time at 
the Foundation revealed no apparent history of anomalous abilities 
prior to SCP-2091-1 gaining its anomalous traits in 1998. 


When SCP-2091-1 is within 15m of SCP-2091-2, SCP-2091-1 
displays locomotion and behavioral traits commonly associated with 


SCP-233: 23-Sided Polyhedron 


Item #: SCP-233 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-233 is to be kept within a 
cubical vanadium-lined container, dimensions 23 by 23 by 23. The 
unit of measure is irrelevant. A 23-meter safe zone is to be 
established around the object: no Class D personnel older or 
younger than 23 years of age are to be allowed within the safe zone. 
For optimal results, Class D personnel with birthdays falling on the 
23rd of the month should be used. No firearms other than those 
chambered for special-purpose .2323 caliber rounds are to be 
allowed within the containment chamber. Shift changes will occur at 
23 minutes past the hour, with the final shift change occurring at 
2323 Greenwich Mean Time exactly. 


Under no circumstances are [REDACTED]mm ammunition, Class D 
personnel born in the month of [REDACTED] or on the 
[REDACTED], [REDACTED], or twenty-[REDACTED] of the month, 
or any [REDACTED}]-sided object to be brought within the 23-meter 
safe zone. Personnel are cautioned to take special care at 
[REDACTED] minutes past the hour, especially [REDACTED] hours, 
as this is the time period during which the object is most active. For 
best results, the 23-meter safe zone should be cleared of all 
personnel during that time period. 


Description: SCP-233 is a 23-sided polyhedron, each face being 
made up of both an equilateral triangle and a straight line 
simultaneously. Because of the space-time altering nature of the 
object, the exact physical makeup of the object cannot be emulated 
in three-dimensional or two-dimensional form. 


SCP-233 has the unusual property of altering the laws of 
mathematics in its vicinity, causing rounding errors to occur unless 
calculated using a base-23 system. Mathematical calculations 


grizzly bears. It will attempt to stay close to SCP-2091-2 whenever 
possible, and attack organisms it perceives to be threatening or 
harmful to SCP-2091-2. SCP-2091-2 has claimed to be able to 
understand SCP-2091-1, saying it is its grandfather. Whenever 
within the area of effect, SCP-2091-2 has been observed talking to 
SCP-2091-1 and conversing with it, although SCP-2091-1 has never 
been observed talking. 


During its active state, SCP-2091-1 has the ability to repair any 
damage to its body by swallowing a variety of materials, having a 
preference for clay when given a choice." 


Addendum 2091-A: A search of the house at Woodbine, Georgia 
where SCP-2091-1 and -2 were discovered revealed journals, notes, 
and photographs belonging to who is presumed to be SCP-2091-2's 
grandfather, David Lennox, as well as an art studio belonging to 
him. Obituaries dated to February 13, 1998 confirm his death, 
though no body has been found. Court documentation shows that 
Pol-962, Jonathon Harman, is the legal guardian of SCP-2091-2, 
though no other documentation relating to Mr. Harman has been 
found. 


The majority of the files recovered at SCP-2091-2's house were 
deteriorated or unreadable due to poor management, though what 
has been recoverable is in Foundation archives.2 


Addendum 2091-C: The following is a transcript of one of the few 
recoverable pages taken from the journals of SCP-2091-2's house 
relevant to this entry. 


+ Journal Entry 1/5/98 


—no reason to be cruel to your followers, and 
is leaving behind a granddaughter to inherit 
nothing but her clothing anything but cruel? 
With no family to speak of except for me, she'll 
have no one to turn to. And may you damn me 
to Hell if | leave sweet Abbie to the destiny of 
adoption, one which is unforgiving and cold as 
| have learned. You have seen me through 
those tough times, and | have no doubt that 


you would also help her through those tough 
times, but isn't the work of the Lord to lessen 
the suffering of His children? 


[Scribble marks] 


A couple weeks prior, | had gone to a 
conference to meet with long-time friends in 
Cross City, for what | had then wagered to be 
my last time there. My physician had cleared 
me to go, and so long as | had Abbie 
supervised by my friends in case of medical 
emergencies, | would be free to go with her 
there to worship. Unfortunately, | could not 
spend long, as most of my time was spent in 
the bathroom, sick and sobbing. | would not 
doubt that Abbie was smart enough to catch 
onto what had happened. 


Jonathon had, by the intermision/sic] of the 
service, approached me as Abbie and | were 
ready to head to a nearby store for groceries. 
He sat down with me as | sent Abbie to play 
with Curtis and his daughter, Frances. He had 
wondered what my plans were should | die 
soon. | took offense to to this, as | would not 
leave Abbie in the hands of a system so cold 
and cruel to children, nor leave her on her 
own. Yet, | had been searching for months to 
find a suitable guardian for her. There were no 
other family or friends of my son lan, nor could 
| locate his wife (though | have forgiven her, | 
do not know if | could ever reconcile with what 
she has done, nor speak or write her name; it 
is better for Abbie to never know). What other 
plans could | have then? 


He told that he knew of a way that could work. 
One of the services he had been to over in 
Franklin County with a group he had referred 
to as "the Hand" had taught him what is 


supposedly magic to work "in accordance to 
the Lord's ways". | had considered it 
blasphemous and was ready to leave, when 
he had handed me printouts of what was 
needed to be done. | read incredulously, each 
word making me more fearful. ‘Could | really 
continue to watch over Abbie?' The words 
must have left my mouth as well, because he 
chuckled and nodded. There would, of course, 
be the issue of my sudden disappearance. He 
had agreed to work out that issue as well, as 
he would claim to be Abbie's guardian, but 
leave me be. 


Could | be forgiven for casting him with a 
suspicious eye? Despite having known him for 
forty years, since the two of us had grown up 
together as children, he was never particularly 
religious (though he informed me a few years 
ago he had found God again). Plus, he would 
be the final legal link Abbie has to my family. 
He had encouraged me to research, and to 
phone him my answer when | was sure.