SCP-2368: And when two people danced 
together, the rest of the world faded away. The 
dance became the world, and each partner's 
dance would grow and change, together. But 
in Orkney, here, no-one knows my dances. | 


loved Jack, and | tried to teach him, but - and 
we had so much time together, to learn. And 
now, even if | don't want to, the dance goes 
on, getting faster and faster. <muffled> | didn't 
know. | was so young. 


Dr. Poidevin: It's okay, Fiona. Do you want a 
tissue, some water? It's okay. | think I'm 
starting to understand. 


SCP-2368: This, this really isn't like other 
prisons, is it? 


Dr. Poidevin: No, it's not. But it's fine if you 
don't want to tell me any more right now. We 
can stop if you like. And | should be back to 
speak with you in another few - 


SCP-2368: Wait - doctor? 
Dr. Poidevin: Yes, Fiona? 


SCP-2368: | have to ask you. At our house - 
mine and Jack's - did they find anything? 


Dr. Poidevin: What do you mean? What 
would they find? 


SCP-2368: He hid it from me, after he took it. 
He knew | was looking for it, he knew that if | 

had it, | could come or go - back to my family, 
to my children. 


Dr. Poidevin: Slow down, Fiona. Did you say 
you had children? 


SCP-2368: Across the water, and waiting for 
me. | wouldn't have left, you know - not left 
him, but now my Jack's gone, and | don't know 
where he hid my - could you look for it, doctor? 
Find it for me? 


Dr. Poidevin: What do you want me to find, 
Fiona? 


SCP-2368: | can't tell you - | can't. You'll know 
it, doctor. When you find it. Please. 


Dr Poidevin: Okay, Fiona - I'll do what | can. 
Try to get some rest, now. 


SCP-2368: Thank you, doctor. Thank you for 
listening. | - |... thank you. 


Afterword: Searches of the residence of Jack and Fiona 
Tulloch have revealed no objects of interest to the 
Foundation. Investigations are continuing in other areas 
of Rousay island. Following Dr Poidevin's death, contact 
with SCP-2368 has been reduced, and SCP-2368 has 
refused to elaborate on the nature of the anomaly or 
other matters discussed in the above interview. 


« SCP-2367 | SCP-2368 | SCP-2369 » 


SCP-2369: Suburban Dollhouse 


Item #: SCP-2369 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2369 and both 
neighboring residences have been purchased by the Foundation for 
the purpose of on-site containment. All unauthorized individuals 
attempting to enter the premises are to be detained, questioned, and 
administered a Class A amnestic if deemed necessary by on-site 
security personnel. 


Experimentation with SCP-2369 may only be performed with Class 
D personnel and with prior permission from at least one (1) Level 4 
Regional Site Director. 


Description: SCP-2369 is a split-level 3-bed/2-bath residential 
home located in a suburban neighborhood in [REDACTED], lowa. 
The interior is decorated and furnished in a French country style, 
and contains all amenities expected of a fully furnished home ready 
for occupancy. Investigation has been unable to determine when 
SCP-2369 was constructed and by whom it was built; neighbors 
living adjacent to the property were unable to recall any information 
regarding its construction when questioned, and city records 
regarding the residence were found to be missing or corrupt. 


When at least two living human subjects are present inside 
SCP-2369 and both the front and back doors are closed, SCP-2369 
will emit a blinding flash of light from within and all subjects will 
disappear without trace. Furthermore, the interior of SCP-2369 will 
reset to its initial state, and all removed or damaged furnishings will 
be restored. Any extraneous objects or furnishings introduced into 
SCP-2369 will likewise be missing. SCP-2369 will only activate 
when at least one male and one female subject are present, and to 
date, no individual involved in an activation event has been found. 
Experimentation utilizing Class D personnel fitted with GPS tracking 


minutes, one figure apparently terminated the other, before lying 
down and seemingly going to sleep. Following the next instructions, 
the tube was pulled at from both ends until it popped open. The 
gummy figurines were reported to taste like cherry juice. 


Money Entered: 300 yen. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: "Chicken Candy Can" A cylindrical metal with a 
cartoon chick on the packaging. Labels in medieval English. Inside 
the can were several marzipan feathers or assorted colors, some 
gummy 'meat' and bones, and one egg with a fruit-flavored shell. 
When opened, it was revealed to be filled with melted white 
chocolate, with a caramel 'yolk' and a gummy chick. 


Money Entered: 186 yen. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: A glowing glass sphere upon a metallic stand. 
The labels are strange, multicolored spiral glyphs which currently 
remain undeciphered. People illuminated by the sphere's light 
reported "delightful" taste, although they refuse to describe more, 
along with a moderately increased sex drive. Examinations of the 
sphere showed no anomalies in the device's emissions. 

Note: Above entry no longer correct. Object had to be locked up 
after displaying an anomalous, steady increase in radioactivity. 
Disassembly and analysis reveal presence of numerous nuclides 
which are supposed to be extremely unstable, along with minor 
shiftings in physical constants ina meter radius. Dr. , a fan of 
old science fiction, advised to "get rid of such things as thoroughly 
as possible, unless you want to blow up half the galaxy”. 


Money entered: 25 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: Small red and orange cardboard box with “Insta- 
Mash’ written across the front. Below in smaller letters was printed 
"(single serving)". On the left side of the box was a bright blue 
plastic bowl apparently containing mashed potatoes, the opposite 
side listed the ingredients (potatoes, powdered cream, instant 
butter) and food information label (most notable was a saturated fat 


devices has not been successful. 


SCP-2369 was discovered following reports of a missing family in 
[REDACTED]. Concerned neighbors notified local law enforcement, 
and responding police officers forced entry and discovered the 
house to be in a pristine state with no trace of the family's 
belongings before accidentally closing the front door. The 
Foundation was notified shortly thereafter, and a Foundation 
containment team secured the area, administered Class A 
amnestics to all witnesses, and implemented a cover story. 


Addendum 2369-1: Incident Report 


On_ - - , two individuals later identified as Mr. James 
[REDACTED] and Mrs. Valerie [REDACTED], a couple with 
extensive criminal records involving armed robbery and murder, 
forced entry into SCP-2369 in a burglary attempt. Having been 
identified as armed and highly dangerous fugitives, on-site security 
personnel were ordered to not intervene and await backup from a 
tactical response team from Site- . As a result, SCP-2369 was 
activated. 


Approximately four hours later, another flash of light was detected 
from within SCP-2369. On-site personnel investigated and 
discovered the presence of Mr. and Mrs. [REDACTED], along with 
the tools they had used to force entry into SCP-2369, various 
personal belongings, and two disassembled handguns. Mrs. 
[REDACTED] was discovered in an incoherent and manic state near 
the back door and required tranquilizers to subdue. Mr. 
[REDACTED] was discovered comatose but alive in the living room, 
with a length of unidentified plastic wrapped around his neck. Upon 
removal of the plastic by responding medical personnel, Mr. 
[REDACTED]'s head detached from his body and all life signs 
ceased. The plastic was later determined to be chemically 
consistent with ordinary pressure-sensitive document tape and did 
not exhibit any anomalous properties. 


A thorough search of SCP-2369 also turned up what appeared to be 
a handwritten note left on the living room table: 


To whom it may concern: 


Your product turned out to be extremely violent and 
completely unsuitable for children. | am frankly appalled; 
were | not a more watchful mother, it could easily have 
resulted in bodily harm. 


| am requesting an immediate and full refund. 


Sincerely, 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 


« SCP-2368 | SCP-2369 | SCP-2370 » 


SCP-2370: Undo It, Retry It 


Item #: SCP-2370 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2370 is to be contained in 
a Standard Type-B Humanoid Cell and a body temperature sensor 
configured to alert security should SCP-2370 attempt to use its 
anomalous ability to breach containment. If SCP-2370's body 
temperature rises above 39.5°C, SCP-2370 should immediately be 
sedated and treated for symptoms of hyperthermia. Following 
testing, it is assumed that at some point in the future, SCP-2370 will 
disappear in order to courier the requested item to its past self: this 
should be treated as normal, as SCP-2370 will return to containment 
some time later. 


Description: SCP-2370 is an Asian male of Indonesian-Chinese 
descent, 27 years of age and 174 cm in height. Its face has been 
disfigured heavily by a bladed object; SCP-2370 has been unwilling 
to divulge the circumstances under which this occured. Radio and X- 
ray imaging indicate that SCP-2370's back has been implanted with 
several devices resembling sensors, connected to SCP-2370's 
spinal cord. The heat dissipating from said device (designated 
SCP-2370-A) is believed to be the cause of SCP-2370's body 
temperature being elevated to 38.9°C, as opposed to the typical 
37°C. 


SCP-2370 has demonstrated the ability to initiate causal loops 
where it can effectively obtain items and information from the future, 
which are couriered by its future self. In order to create such a loop, 
SCP-2370 enters a state where its body temperature steadily 
increases, before suddenly returning to baseline — immediately 
following this, its future self will appear to give SCP-2370 the items it 
requested. 


As a result of this, SCP-2370 will often disappear from containment 


to facilitate closing of the loop. SCP-2370 appears entirely unable to 
control the length over which the loop takes place, suggesting that it 
does not possess any precognitive abilities. The length of the loop in 
question appears to be proportional to the increase in body 
temperature, meaning that the scope of SCP-2370's abilities is 
effectively limited by the risk of hyperthermia. 


When returning to the past, SCP-2370 is completely unable to 
perform any actions that would be secondary to returning the 
requested items, such as informing its past self about events from 
the future when a material item is requested. Following the 
completion of this task, it will immediately return to its prior physical 
and temporal location. See Document SCP-2370-A (Experiment 
Log) for further details. 


Discovery Log: SCP-2370 came to Foundation attention following 
serial reports of it"cloning" itself. On / / it accosted Foundation 
staff members Myrna Callaghan and Alexander Sukarno using a 
rifle, before being taken into custody by Foundation guards. It was 
later found that SCP-2370 had used its anomalous abilities to obtain 
a rifle and a keycard from a guard — discovered when SCP-2370 
willingly surrendered both items during its detainment. In response, 
a general warning was issued to personnel requiring the use of 
supplied lanyards to hold keycards. 


A search of its personal possessions turned up a USB drive 
containing approximately 13 gigabytes of notes about its anomalous 
abilities, among them a 34-page paper detailing a theoretical basis 
for the function of SCP-2370-A. This document may be accessed at 
Document SCP-2370-EX (Collated Notes). 


Addendum SCP-2370-01: SCP-2370 was involved in several 
incidents in which it attempted to breach containment, but abruptly 
ceased the attempt for unknown reasons. The incidents are listed 
below: 


¢ The use of a previously unnoticed flaw in the electronic locks 
of the door to its cell to exit the chamber — despite breach 
alarms sounding, the chamber doors for Chamber 39, 43 and 
48 failed to automatically seal as per standard breach 
protocol. This issue has been addressed by maintenance 


teams. 


* The succcessful escape of the containment chamber by 
detaching a weakened air vent grate and exiting the chamber, 
before defacing a backup generator with a mixture of standard 
rations and water. Inspection revealed that accelerated wear 
and tear induced by exposure to a temporal anomaly! would 
have resulted in the failure of the generator within a month of 
the time of inspection, leading the replacement of the 
generator. 


« An escape attempt using a containment breach as cover for 
its activities. During the event, SCP-2370 appeared to 
demonstrate knowledge of the anomalous properties of 
several SCP objects hosted at the same site and appeared to 
actively assist in recontainment of said objects. Post-breach 
review showed several negligent behaviours conducted by 
multiple staff members, all who have been reprimanded for 
such behaviour. 


Addendum SCP-2370-02: During weekly medical examinations, 
SCP-2370 showed symptoms of radiation poisoning, specifically by 
137Cs. Despite radiogardase treatment, its physical condition 
continued to deteriorate — it was later identified that the source of the 
cesium was a leak in SCP-2370-A. Notably, SCP-2370 appears to 
have predicted this event in Document SCP-2370-EX despite the 
aforementioned lack of precognitive abilities. After approval from the 
O5 Council and the Ethics Committee, SCP-2370-A was recovered 
and SCP-2370 redesignated as SCP-2370-N, with E-Class 
privileges. 


Addendum SCP-2370-03: Following the confirmation of several 
theories proposed in Document SCP-2370-EX, a proposal to 
attempt to replicate SCP-2370-A using the notes was passed and 
designated Project Vonnegut. In order to test the function of the 
device, designated SCP-2370-Q, it was implanted into Containment 
Specialist Alexander Sukarno, due to the requirement for a staff 
member with knowledge of the theory and function of temporal 
anomalies. Con. Spec. Sukarno was then instructed to make a 
minor change to the timeline using SCP-2370-Q, with SCP-2400 
used to determine whether or not the device worked, due to its 


causal isolation properties. 


However, during the experiment, the device appeared to malfunction 


— Sukarno is presumed dead and the device destroyed. During a 


search of the archives located in SCP-2400, the following document 
was found in the archive, despite not being initially placed into the 
archive. Investigation into the source of this document is ongoing. 


After-Breach Analysis Report 15/07/2013-24 


Exacerbating Factors Identified: 


Security Officer Rivers had lost his keycard and 
spent a quarter of an hour attempting to locate it, 
leaving only one guard manning the security feeds. 
This resulted in his shift partner, Officer Elliot, 
failing to notice the signs of SCP- eroding the 
material of its containment chamber. The use of 
provided lanyards could have prevented this 
incident. 


While the effects of SCP- would normally have 
been suppressed by the backup XACTS array, the 
failure of backup generator 23-8A resulted in the 
array also being destroyed in the breach. 
Maintenance crews failed to take into account the 
time dilation effects of the SCP object, leading to 
its "premature" failure.