SCP-2026: Civilization Mouthwash 


Item #: SCP-2026 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-2026 may be 
kept in a standard containment locker at Site-20. Instances of 
SCP-2026-1 must be kept in wooden boxes without lids in a 
containment cell at the same Site, with direct exposure to standard 
lighting. Experiments involving SCP-2026 must have the approval of 
at least one Level 3 Researcher. 


Description: SCP-2026 refers to a collection of mouthwash 
products, labeled on their packaging as “Wilson & Wong’s Fun Size 
History." Currently, 135 bottles are possessed by the Foundation. 
Analysis of the chemical structures of the packages and the 
mouthwash itself reveals no detectable anomalous properties. 
Fifteen flavors of SCP-2026 have been identified by the Foundation; 
ten of these flavors have names corresponding to past human 
civilizations, while five flavors have names referring to fictional 
literary civilizations. 


SCP-2026’s anomalous properties will manifest when utilized for 
mouth-washing by a human. Approximately 2 hours after use, one of 
the user's teeth will fall out, with no apparent pattern to the specific 
tooth selected. After three days, the lost tooth will regrow itself in the 
subject. Over the next seven days, the fallen tooth will suffer a 
transformation. Sections of the tooth will gradually be converted into 
a varying number of small, sapient human figures made out of the 
pulp and enamel. This phenomenon will only occur if the affected 
subject regularly practices good dental hygiene . If not, the 
transformative process will cease after several days. These figures 
(hereafter designated SCP-2026-1) will begin to build complex 
architectural structures out of the affected tooth. The nature of 
SCP-2026-1 and the structures depends on the flavor of SCP-2026 
used. 


Instances of SCP-2026-1 are capable of speaking, writing and 
reading in language corresponding to the flavor's civilization. 
Instances of SCP-2026-1 will continue to build more structures out 
of any nearby solid materials, including plastic, concrete, steel, 
glass, paper and electronic devices. Instances of SCP-2026-1 will 
not build structures out of any living tissue. In addition to human 
flesh, the only other material encountered so far which is not 
converted by instances of SCP-2026-1 is wood, which has proven 
effective at preventing the expansion of SCP-2026-1. 


Instances of SCP-2026-1 will form complex societies and take up 
roles common to the corresponding civilization, such as merchants, 
workers, nobility, clergy, scientists and politicians. Currently there is 
no known limit to how many times SCP-2026 may be used to 
produce its effects, although it should be noted that SCP-2026 may 
only be used once every two months by any given individual. 
Observation has indicated that SCP-2026-1 are seemingly incapable 
of perceiving humans. Any interaction with SCP-2026-1 by humans 
seems generally to be perceived by SCP-2026 as a form of divine 
intervention by a God or a higher being. Should instances from 
different civilizations be allowed to interact with another, the 
resulting interaction are highly varied and seemingly random, 
ranging from total harmonious coexistence to constant warfare 
between instances. 


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SCP-2027: Space-Borne Organism 


Item #: SCP-2027 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: A space-based telescope under 
Foundation control is to observe SCP-2027 at all times. If SCP-2027 
is detected by satellites, it is to be dismissed as an asteroid. Class-C 
Amnestics are to be dispersed to terrestrial astronomers that detect 
SCP-2027. If any data demonstrating the existence of SCP-2027 is 
published, data must be seized and Class-A Amnestics dispersed to 
all readers and authors. Unmanned Probe A-2027 is to remain 
within 5,000 km of SCP-2027 at all times, and is not to enter any 
area within 1,250 km of SCP-2027. 


Description: SCP-2027 is a soacebound organism of 
extraterrestrial origins. Current estimates place SCP-2027 at 
between 200-350 km in length and 100 km across. SCP-2027 
maneuvers using several jets of gas on each end of the body. Gas 
emitted by SCP-2027 appears to be made up of a mix of hydrogen, 
methane, and argon. SCP-2027 lacks a primary propulsion method, 
and is propelled entirely by its own inertia. 


As of // , SCP-2027 has been confirmed to be made up of several 
zooids, similar to Siphonophores such as Physalia physalis, or the 
Portuguese man o' war. Each zooid appears to perform functions 
such as propelling SCP-2027. SCP-2027 is covered in a hard 
exoskeleton that is made up of several hundred individual flat 
zooids. The number of gas jets on SCP-2027's exoskeleton has not 
been determined, with as many as 40 observed at times. 


SCP-2027 feeds on strong concentrations of gamma radiation. On / 

/  , when radiation from gamma ray burst 130427A reached 
SCP-2027, SCP-2027 ceased all activity and began spinning slowly. 
An increase in movement speed was noted 4 days later. 


SCP-2027 appears to be traveling directly parallel to the Solar 
System's orbit around the galactic center. However, between 19 
and 19 , SCP-2027 changed course slightly _ times. 


SCP-2027 was detected by the [REDACTED] Gamma Ray 
observatory on //19 , when it eclipsed the [REDACTED] Pulsar. 
The complete lack of gamma radiation near SCP-2027 was logged 
into public record. Foundation agents dispensed Class-A Amnestics 
to all researchers who had come in contact or were aware of the 
data. 


SCP-2027 is currently 0.02 light years from Earth. Current 
projections show no risk of SCP-2027 impacting Earth or any other 
body in the Solar System. SCP-2027's closest approach to the Solar 
System will be 0.009 light years if no course corrections are made. 


Addendum #1: 

On //20 , a Foundation-operated probe launched on //19 

rendezvoused with SCP-2027. However; when the probe entered a 

zone 100 km over SCP-2027's body, Probe A-2027 was struck by 

a powerful gas jet, damaging the probe's docking claw. Probe 
A-2027 has since been ordered to remain in a 5,000 km orbit 

above SCP-2027. 


Addendum #2: 

On //20 , SCP-2027 splitinto parts and reassembled itself after 
hours. SCP-2027's speed has been noted to have risen by m/s at 
this time. 


Addendum #3: 

On //200 , A large sphincter opened on SCP-2027's side and a 
large mass of matter was jettisoned. A thin appendage extended 
from SCP-2027 and connected to the mass of matter designated 
SCP-2027-1. 3 weeks later, jets of the same gas emitted from 
SCP-2027 was emitted from SCP-2027-1 and the appendage was 
disconnected. SCP-2027-1 then accelerated away from SCP-2027 
in the direction of the galactic center. 


Addendum #4: 
On / /20 , Probe A-2027 has detected multiple sporadic 
emissions of argon, methane, and hydrogen from the areas 


SCP-2027 has passed through. These signatures are of 
compositions identical to SCP-2027's maneuvering jets. 


Note: These creatures may be native to the high-radiation regions in 
the center of the galaxy. What we are witnessing now may be a 
migration of sorts. -Dr. 


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SCP-2028: Nightmare Snow Globes 


Item #: SCP-2028 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-91 has been built around 
the affected house of . Instances of SCP-2028 may be kept in 
a standard containment locker at Site-20. Experiments involving 
SCP-2028 must have the approval of at least one Level 3 
Researcher. 


Description: SCP-2028 is a collection of 258 empty snow globes. 
The words "Remove the negative emotions and thoughts from your 
mind, with your friends at The Oneiroi Collective.! Do not use more 
than three times per 30 days. In case of emergency, DO NOT 
BREAK THE GLASS." are written on the underside of each instance 
of SCP-2028. Analysis of the structures of the instances reveals no 
anomalies. 


The anomalous properties of SCP-2028 manifest when one or more 
human subjects enter REM sleep within 4 meters of an instance. 
The subject will invariably experience a vivid nightmare. Upon 
waking up, the subject will feel an intense sensation of relief. For the 
following three days, the subject will report an increase in happiness 
and willingness to participate in social situations. 


The instance used will be filled with images from the subject's 
nightmare. If picked up and shaken for more than 3 seconds, the 
subject will experience brief, random hallucinations related to the 
nightmare. Sleeping next to a used instance yields no results. 
Should the phrase "please reset" be spoken within 4 meters of a 
used instance, the images will disappear and it will manifest its 
anomalous properties again if used. 


Using an instance of SCP-2028 more than three times every 30 
days causes damage to it in the form of cracks appearing on the 


glass. If an instance is used approximately 6 times in a 30 day 
period, or if it is broken through impact, a 2028-Alpha event will 
occur immediately. This event consists of a local restructuring of 
reality of varying size surrounding the broken instance. Said 
restructuring measures 250 m? on average and strongly resembles 
the events and physical laws found inside the nightmare "stored" 
inside the broken instance. Almost all 2028-Alpha events have 
disappeared after a number of hours equivalent to those of the 
subject's sleep duration. 


SCP-2028 was found when , a farmer on [REDACTED], 
accidentally broke a used instance. The entirety of his house was 
affected by a 2028-Alpha event. The farmer reported that he often 
had nightmares about being considered inferior due to not receiving 
a proper education. Due to the immobile nature of the affected 
structure, Site-91 was built around the house. The following 
anomalous phenomena are found within it: 


The majority of the structure lacks any color beyond black and 
white. 

Several books of varying nature appear and disappear 
randomly. Should a book be picked up, it will become 
animate, manifest tooth-like growths and attempt to bite who 
is holding it if they do not finish reading it. 

Several lockers similar to those found in schools fill one of the 
structure's corridors. If they are opened, they will reveal 
random contents normally found inside school lockers. 
However, any notebook will be filled with text complaining 
about bullying or having to study. 

Any animals that enter the structure will either be transformed 
into an object or picked up by a human arm which will appear 
from a nearby surface and drag the animal inside said 
surface. None of the animals that have disappeared in this 
way have been found. 

Several humanoid entities resembling students, teachers, 
janitors and security guards will perform activities related to 
their profession. However, the entities often have anatomical 
features replaced with objects such as mops, pens, chalk, 
books and chairs. They will communicate solely through low 
pitched gibberish. 


¢ An individual identical to the farmer will randomly appear 
inside the structure and walk aimlessly through the halls. The 
humanoid beings who find him will point at the farmer and call 
other humanoids, who will gather and laugh at the farmer. 

¢ A humanoid entity will wander the house shouting 's 
name and talking to itself. It resembles an adolescent male 
carrying a red backpack, but with his fingers replaced with 
pens. This is the only being found inside the structure that is 
capable of clear communication. It identifies itself as J ; 
a close childhood friend of . This entity is incapable of 
perceiving 's Copy. 


Addendum: On / /19 , the first test involving SCP-2028 is 
attempted. The D-Class subject used in the experiment is selected 
due to having the same phobia as . The used SCP-2028 
instance was broken inside a controlled environment. This resulted 
ina 120 m? 2028-Alpha event which disappeared after 8 hours. 
Further tests with D-Class personnel possessing various phobias 
were also attempted, and all 2028-Alpha events were temporary. 
Research on what may have caused the 2028-Alpha event triggered 
by to become permanent is ongoing. 


Addendum B: Interview Log 


Interviewed: J , referred to as "J" in this 
interview. 


Interviewer: Doctor 


<Begin Log> 
Doctor : What is your name? 
J:limd . Who are you? Have you seen ? 


He looks like me, but is taller and has short blonde hair. 


Doctor : |am Doctor . Don't worry, | have seen 
him and he is fine. 


J: Thank God. | thought | would never hear about him 
again. No one here speaks anything but gibberish. 


Doctor : Could you tell me more about yourself? You 
seem to be the only one inside here that can 
communicate clearly. Why do you think you are like this? 


J: I'm not sure. Maybe all those other people didn't mean 
much to him, so everything they say becomes 
meaningless. As for myself, all | know is that | was 
somewhere that was very different from here. Then | 
heard the sound of glass breaking and | came here. 


Doctor : What was your place of origin like? How do 
you feel here? 


J: | don't know. It was bright and dark at the same time, 
and | felt like this warm, wet blanket covered me all the 
time. | could sometimes see and hear things that | 
couldn't understand, and that was it. Everything here 
seems to be so much more real. | know that might sound 
obvious, but it was a huge change for me. | guess it was 
like some kind of child birth. | can see, hear and touch 
everything now. It's kind of scary, to be honest. 


Doctor : What else do you know about this place? 


J: | can't leave. I've found all the exits in this place, but 
some kind of invisible wall doesn't let me or those other 
people leave. That is all | know, | swear to God. 


Doctor : What is your relationship with ? 


J: He was my best friend, and as far as | know, | was his 
only friend. We would talk to each other about our 
problems and feelings and hung out a lot. 


Doctor : Thank you for answering the questions. Is 
there anything else that you would like to say? 


J: Yes. If youfind again, please tell him that no one is 
better than him just because they have a diploma. He is 
still a wonderful person that cares a lot about his family, 
and that's all that matters. 


Doctor : | will do that. 
<End Log> 


Footnotes 
1. This group is believed to have been associated with the creation 
ofSCP-1498. 


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SCP-2029: An Egg in a Jar 


Item #: SCP-2029 
Object Class: Euclid (Undergoing Neutralization) 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2029 is to be stored ina 
hermetically-sealed, HDPE-lined ceramic container in Biological 
Research Area-12's Biosafety Level 4 containment wing. Sampling 
of the acetic acid held in SCP-2029-1 is to be conducted daily. If 
titration reveals greater than 50000 ppm of SCP-2029-2 by volume, 
SCP-2029-1 is to undergo the neutralization procedure described 
below. 


Neutralization of particulate matter produced by SCP-2029 is to be 
performed in a dual-chamber BSL-4 cabinet reinforced to withstand 
the sterilization burn necessary to deactivate the material. During 
transport from its storage unit to a suitable BSL-4 cabinet, 
SCP-2029's container is to remain immersed in a sealed 1-quart 
mason jar filled with a 23% acetic acid solution. 


Following transport to a BSL-4 cabinet, SCP-2029's container is to 
be opened and any accumulated particulate matter disposed of. 
Following disposal of bulk particulate, the cabinet's atmosphere is to 
be siphoned off. The atmosphere and bulk particulate are to be 
subjected to a 10-second CoNp sterilization burn. Following this 
procedure, SCP-2029 is to be returned to its container, immersed in 
500 mL of 23% acetic acid solution, and transported back to its 
storage location.