Item #: SCP-2965 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2965 periodically 
manifests in the station of Singapore's underground metro 
system. As station is a major interchange, it has been 
deemed unfeasible to fully contain SCP-2965 by restricting access 
to the station. Currently, MTF-Eta-99 ("Turf Club") has taken over 
the management of station in order to contain manifestations 
of SCP-2965 as well as take steps to ensure SCP-2965 reaches the 
Point-of-Exit at Platform 6 of the Circle Line without incident. Eta-99 
is also to devise and execute means of completely restraining 
SCP-2965 for eventual containment. 


Description: SCP-2965 superficially resembles a small, brown pony 
measuring 1.2m high and weighing approximately 800kg. A small 
metallic panel and 4 transparent portholes are present on each of 
SCP-2965's left and right flanks. Through the portholes, the interior 
of SCP-2965 is visible, showing what appears to be a miniature train 
car interior containing several small, naked humanoid entities 
designated SCP-2965-1. 


X-ray imaging with the aid of a camera dolly reveals that SCP-2965 
is entirely organic, with the exception of the metallic carriage in its 
torso and abdomen, and a small metallic compartment located near 
the tip of its nose. Higher-resolution images suggest the presence of 
an additional instance of SCP-2965-1 lying prone in the nasal 
metallic compartment. SCP-2965-1 instances are animate, and have 
been often observed reading small books or newspapers, using 
miniature devices resembling smartphones, and taking pictures 
through the portholes of SCP-2965 using said devices. 


Exactly once every 8 days, 8 hours and 6 minutes, SCP-2965 is 
generated from a random wall within any one of the basement levels 


of station. The wall used as the point of entry does not 
appear to suffer any physical damage as a result of SCP-2965's 
manifestation, although SCP-2965 is entirely corporeal. SCP-2965 
will then proceed to gallop towards Platform 6 of the Circle Line, 
knocking down or vaulting over any obstacles in its way. SCP-2965 
will vanish after apparently passing through a particular wall located 
on Platform 6, designated as the Point-of-Exit. SCP-2965 has 
always returned to the Point-of-Exit after each manifestation. 


SCP-2965 has so far been impossible to restrain. It appears to be 
immune to all forms of tranquilisers used on it, and has broken 
through Kevlar harnesses, steel chains, concrete barriers, and high- 
polymer adhesives used to impede its progress to the Point-of-Exit. 
SCP-2965-1 instances seem to be highly distressed when 
SCP-2965 is slowed down, and have been observed attempting to 
breach the portholes or frantically vocalising into their smartphone 
devices whenever attempts are made to restrain SCP-2965. 


As of 09/08/2015, SCP-2965 has become increasingly hostile, 
actively knocking down and trampling both bystanders and 
Foundation personnel. SCP-2965 has also begun periodically 
emitting vocalisations in English, warning surrounding people to 
"keep off the rails". 


« SCP-2964 | SCP-2965 | SCP-2966 » 


SCP-2966: InfiniTP 


Item #: SCP-2966 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2966 is to be contained at 
Outpost 117, and at no time shall any other SCP objects be 
contained with it. A liquid-fluoride thorium reactor is to be powered at 
all times, with the heat exchange directly in thermodynamic contact 
with SCP-2966's housing. Before usage of SCP-2966, monitors will 
ensure that there are at least 2.04x1017 joules of heat energy 
available to thermodynamically transfer into SCP-2966's housing. 
During use, this heat energy transfer will be carefully monitored to 
match the rate of matter removal. 


A skeleton crew shall occupy Outpost 117, to minimize the risk of 
casualties. This crew shall consist of three persons trained in the 
maintenance and upkeep of a liquid-fluoride thorium reactor, four 
research personnel to monitor both SCP-2966's state and the state 
of the reactor, two four-man squads of security personnel to patrol a 
25 km perimeter around Outpost 117's location and deter civilian 
entrance, and one D-class personnel to use SCP-2966. 


A D-Class shall use SCP-2966 three times per day, at eight-hour 
intervals (0800, 1600, 2400), where use is defined as the removal of 
at least ten sheets from SCP-2966. Use is to be heavily monitored 
and contact shall be kept with the D-Class subject at all times during 
said use, in order to modulate the speed with which SCP-2966 is 
used. A regulator placed on the reactor shall accordingly adjust 
energy output to match inevitable changes in the rate at which 
SCP-2966 is used. A scale attached to SCP-2966's housing shall 
determine its mass at all times, and relay said information to 
monitoring staff. 


Construction of an airstrip for jet aircraft is currently undergoing 
evaluation as a possible means of escape, should SCP-2966 reach 


the critical stage, as well as a means for connection to larger 
adjacent Foundation sites. 


Description: SCP-2966 is an anomalous roll of brand toilet 
paper. The roll currently averages a mass of around . kilograms, 
though attempting to reduce this mass is discouraged as a result of 
Incident 2966-35A. Toilet paper sheets removed from SCP-2966 
are, beyond being incredibly effective at removing stray fecal matter, 
non-anomalous and energetically stable. The roll section of 
SCP-2966 is housed in a steel container, attached to a wall 
mounting, which has no means for accessing the roll for 
replacement or removal. Non-invasive testing of the housing has not 
yielded a clear picture of what is inside the housing, and invasive 
testing is discouraged due to SCP-2966's volatile nature. In addition, 
the housing serves as the main heat-sink for thermal transfer 
between SCP-2966 and the reactor; damaging the thermodynamic 
connection may result in SCP-2966 going critical. 


SCP-2966 is anomalous in that it is, effectively, an infinite roll of 
toilet paper. Since containment started in / /  , approximately 

km of toilet paper has been removed from SCP-2966. No means of 
inputting mass or more toilet paper have been observed, and 
[REDACTED] testing has revealed no temporal retrieval of additional 
paper from a different location or dimension. The mechanism by 
which SCP-2966 accomplishes this is entirely unknown, though its 
effects are well understood. 


SCP-2966 obeys the laws of mass/energy conservation, and 
through unknown means, absorbs energy from its surroundings in 
order to create the matter that makes up the toilet paper. One sheet 
of SCP-2966 weighs approximately three grams, which means that 
approximately 2.04x 1016 joules of energy, or roughly 65 tons of 
TNT, is needed for one sheet of SCP-2966 to be produced.! It is 
estimated that there are sheets formed within the roll of 
SCP-2966, or a yield of [REDACTED] megatons of TNT. 


If more than ten sheets are removed at one time from SCP-2966, it 
will absorb the energy around it at roughly the rate at which sheets 
are removed. The form of energy absorbed is most often heat 
energy, though SCP-2966 does not appear to have a preference; 
testing has shown that ambient sound energy has also been 


decreased during use. Without an external source of energy to 
provide power to SCP-2966, the large amount of energy needed to 
form one sheet (2.041016 joules) is absorbed from the ambient 
heat of the surroundings, quickly bringing the temperature of all 
matter within a radius of meters to near absolute zero. This has 
happened twice during power failures. Both times, onsite staff have 
sacrificed themselves to remove ten sheets, killing themselves 
through hypothermia instantly. While not a sustainable containment 
solution, such a sacrifice has prevented SCP-2966 from going 
critical. 


If SCP-2966 is not used, it will begin to lose the matter it has gained, 
turned into energy once more, at a rate given as e(- )n joules per 
second, where nis the number of minutes since last use. This 
energy is radiated away in the form of heat, and occasionally, alpha 
particles. The optimum balance between usage and radiation has 
been determined to be slightly more than eight hours, reflected in 
the special containment procedures. As this rate increases 
exponentially, SCP-2966 will reach a critical stage approximately 
hours after last use, in which the rate of energy radiation will rapidly 
approach infinity. Effectively, this results in SCP-2966 converting its 
remaining mass entirely to energy in an instant. This is estimated to 
produce roughly 1x10 joules of energy, or an explosion with a yield 
of | megatons.2 Despite Outpost 117's remote location, a fully 
critical SCP-2966 situation is estimated to produce casualties in 
excess of what the Foundation is equipped to handle. 


During usage of SCP-2966, D-Class subjects have reported an 
occasional decrease in room temperature. D-Class have also 
reported that the paper removed from SCP-2966 is exceptionally 
comfortable, effective, and strong. Requests for sheets removed 
from SCP-2966 to be re-rolled and used at Foundation facilities 
have been denied. 


+ 2966 Recovery Log 


SCP-2966 was discovered after Foundation agents 
noticed an anomalous temperature drop in ,CA 
from data recorded by the National Weather Service. A 
subsequent investigation by Mobile Task Force Theta-19 
(Rocketeers) revealed that one "Pine Range Research" 


had been frozen over in an area of about 1 km2, despite 
it being a warm summer day. Data returned by MTF 
Theta-19 indicates that the temperature of the area had 
been approximately -108 degrees Celsius, far lower than 
any temperature naturally recorded on Earth. As to why 
the area was not at absolute zero, research has 
suggested that the usage of SCP-2966 had occurred 
several hours earlier, in which the Sun had time to warm 
the area. 


MTF Theta-19 breached the building, and found that all 
present in the building had been killed as a result of the 
temperature drop. A researcher, later identified as Dr. 

, was discovered apparently giving a 
demonstration to several others, holding SCP-2966. The 
effects of SCP-2966 rendered all electronics within the 
site corrupted, thus no data could be obtained as to how 
SCP-2966 was created. However, MTF Theta-19 did 
discover a handwritten journal belonging to Dr. 

in his office, and while the pages were covered in 
frost, parts of the journal were recovered and able to be 
read. See Document 2966-01. 


Several locals had noticed the rapid temperature drop. A 
cover story of a ruptured liquid nitrogen tank was 
disseminated, and Class A amnestics administered. 
SCP-2966 was studied in situ in the following hours after 
a secure perimeter had been established, its properties 
determined, and successfully contained. 


+ Document 2966-01 
ay 


Today, we've achieved a breakthrough in toilet paper 
technology. Not a single man will need to feel the 
burning pain of an uncleaned nether region ever again! 
Moreover, this will likely make me exceedingly rich, once 
we figure out how to make other paper products, like 
tissues, and maybe even plates! 


Good GOD the rain has finally stopped. Everything is soaking wet, 
including us. Except for the ground. After that much water you'd 
expect it to be muddy as all hell, but the ground beneath the grass is 
barely damp at all. Perhaps the plants absorb moisture from the 
ground more efficiently than the ones back home. 


We're setting out again. Perhaps the rain awakened some animal 
life. 


[DATA CORRUPT] 


sion log, day 25 

What seemed to be a huge cliff in the distance turned out to be an 
artificially constructed wall. It's made of solid rusty iron and it stands 
maybe fifty feet high. To the left and to the right, it goes on farther 
than the eye can see. | can't imagine how thick it is. We have no 
way around it. We'll have to go over it or through it. We made camp 
for the night. We'll work out what to do in the morning. 


ET354a mission log, day 26 
Leroy jury-rigged some kind of blowtorch thing with our equipment. | 
swear, this guy is fucking Macguyver. 


We cut a hole in the iron wall big enough for us to go through. It 
turns out it's only about a quarter of an inch thick, but there's another 
wall behind it with less than a foot between. Apparently this thing 
has multiple layers. Leroy cut through eight of them before we finally 
made it to the other side. 


The grass on this side is black. Not burnt or anything, it's just a 
different color. And finally there's some wind! | was getting tired of 


[DATA CORRUPT] 
oncluded that coming here was a mistake. We have to turn back. 


ET354a mission log, day 39 

We passed through the second barrier, and we're back to the weird 
place with the black grass. | half expected the hole Leroy cut 
through it to have sealed up or something, but it was still there. 
Thank god, or whoever runs the show in this world. 


ea 


A minor setback has occurred with the InfiniTP project. 
We can't produce cellulose fibers fast enough to make a 
truly infinite roll. A possible solution is the liberal 
application of halved hafnium, otherwise known as 
quarternium. While exceedingly rare, and expensive, 
sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of science! 


While the others call me a fool, | should think that in this 
day and age, anyone with a doctorate should be able to 
understand others' work, even if it's in a different branch. 
That's just good science, if you can write well enough for 
the layman to understand. Who cares if I'm a botanist? | 
should be able to decipher Dr. 'S paper on 
quarternium. 


Note: No such element known as "quarternium" exists. 


oe 


The housing is complete. We've added the initial paper, 
and soon, the quarternium-[REDACTED] alloy will be 
complete, for insertion into the hyperbaric containment 
field. Of course, the yotta-rays have proven themselves 
to be an issue, but they shouldn't terribly hamper the 
production of fermion pairs. 


Note: Rest of entry is illegible. 


cy 


It appears that the threshold energy for fermion-pair 
production is slightly higher than my calculations 
suggest. No matter. I'll just re-work the calculations with 
Fermi-Estimation, and that should put us in a good place 
to test tomorrow. Soon, the world will never need toilet 
paper again! 


Note: After this entry are several partially legible 
equations, solved by hand. Thorough hand-calculations 
were done by Foundation physicists with the same 
constants, which revealed that Dr. had apparently 
misplaced the square in E=mc? early in his work. This 
led to substantially lower energies than in reality, 
possibly reinforcing Dr. 's idea that he could create 
matter from energy safely. 


+ Incident 2966-35A 


On //_ , Test 2966-35A was conducted, in attempt to 
see if a reduction in mass could be achieved by rapid 
removal of SCP-2966 sheets while supplying an excess 
of energy. This resulted in SCP-2966 immediately going 
critical. The subsequent energy release of x10 joules 
destroyed Outpost 117 and resulted in casualties. Due 
to Outpost 117's remote location, no non-Foundation 
casualties were reported. SCP-2966 was recovered 
unharmed, and weighed grams less. Outpost 117 has 
since been rebuilt and containment re-established. 


Footnotes 

1. When inputted into Einstein's mass/energy equivalency equation, 
E=mce2. 

2. Compared with the Tsar Bomba, at a yield of 50 megatons. 


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SCP-2967: Sapient Cephalopods 


Item #: SCP-2967 
Object Class: Euclid