SUBu: INITIAL 
RESULTS OF 
TESTING 


REF: PROJECT 001 | 
MEMORANDA 


439-49U 


ENCL: (4) VIDEO 
RECORDINGS, 
MOST 
RELEVANT 
TESTING 
EPISODES 
(1) 
DOCUMENTED 
COMPENDIUM 
OF ALL 
TESTING 
EPISODES 


IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE MOST GRACEFUL AND MOST 
COMPASSIONATE: 


1. Thank you again for placing your faith in me as the new Director 
of this Organization. The death of my predecessor leaves a large 
hole in the hearts of all of us here in Shemiran, but | understand the 
circumstances and assure you that my administration as Director 
shall be significantly more cooperative with the needs of the 
motherland than previous ones. 


2. Testing with Project 001 is going according to schedule. The Type 


2 Test Subjects are performing as expected; their spirits are less 
than excellent but their motivation has been assured through the 
measures put into place after my predecessor's death. Their ability 
to manipulate the smoke has been thoroughly confirmed in 
experimental conditions. 


3. Experimentation has, to date, focused on tactical weapons 
considerations; the smoke can be "forged", in a sense, into 
remarkable weapons that can be operated by trained individuals. 
These weapons are difficult to describe in nature, but so far have 
been capable of simulating electrical bursts similar to lightning 
strikes and controlled seismic activity. The jurists now supervising 
the project have deemed this to likely be the apparati used by the 
mala ikah, assuring me that neither consideration of this nor use of 
this is blasohemous in any way so long as it aids the Islamic State. 


4. We are open to and will likely soon begin experimentation to 
develop strategic weapons platforms. The manipulative abilities of 
the smoke have been proven to have no necessary spatial or 
temporal limitations, though we would prefer not to use temporal 
manipulation technology until our command of the theoretical 
magicks involved are more extensive. 


5. As requested, we will immediately begin accelerating our 
research in anticipation of the deployment schedule you have 
forwarded. | and my colleagues can only express the greatest 
confidence we have that, with your guidance and these gifts from 
God we are bending to our will, the armies of the oppressive Great 
Satans will soon fall before the might of the one true God just as 
those who have obstructed this path to this date have fallen from 
their revered statures. 


6. This message transmitted 11 February 2017. 


— Farhang Jahangir, Director, Islamic Artifact Reclamation 
Directorate (ORIA) 


CONFIDENTIAL 


PROJECT 001 

CODENAME: "WE COME WILLINGLY" 
PROJECT HEAD: [NULL] 

AUTHOR: JIBRIL ACTUAL 
DESTINATION: ALL UNITS 
MEMORANDUM 500 P1/1 

31 OCTOBER 2018 


CONFIDENTIAL 


ISLAMIC ARTIFACT RECLAMATION DIRECTORATE 
SHEMIRAN, TEHRAN PROVINCE 
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN 


FROM: DIRECTOR 
FARHANG 
JAHANGIR 

TO: ALL UNITS 

SUB: | AM SO VERY 
SORRY 

REF: PROJECT 007 

ENCL: ALL DATA 
RELATED TO 


PROJECT 001 


IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE MOST GRACEFUL AND MOST 
COMPASSIONATE: 


1. Forgive me, God, for | have sinned. 


2. My hubris — and the misfortunes which have befallen all of us 
can be placed on no other shoulders — has beaten me. Shaytan 
and his demons whispered in my ear and encouraged me to permit 
my pride free reign, and the results come down now over our very 
heads. The uncontrolled climactic shifts and cataclysms wreaking 
havoc across the planet can only be attributed to Project 001 or, 
more accurately, our attempt to use it to our advantage in this recent 
war. 


3. Please forgive us. We believed we were doing what was best for 
our people by striking down the Great Satan with the tools given to 
us by God, the smoke from which the heavens themselves were 
made forged into the weapons of the angels, and in doing so, we 
committed the error of Adam and reached for that which should 
have remained beyond us. Even if the enormity of our initial strike 
had been unsuccessful in ending any possibility of peaceful 
cooperation between us and our enemies, even if the millions of 
Europeans and Americans killed by the strikes and the terrible 
aftermath had not crippled the ability of our rivals to respond to us, | 
do not believe any force on this Earth could stand against the wrath 
of God. 


4. The imams have told me that what is taking place does not 
resemble Yawm al-Qiyamah to any significant degree. While the 
destruction of Mecca, the clouds of burning ash crossing the globe, 
and the distortion of time do resemble the signs leading up to the 
Day of Judgment, there has been no effort to remove the true 
Muslims from the line of fire. Believers have died as horrifically as 
pagans, the once-men now walking the Earth have rent the flesh of 
imams next to fornicators. This is not the Judgment promised to us 
by God, for we have proven ourselves unworthy. We, the Ayatollah 
and I, have proven all of you unworthy. No one comes to save us. 


5. Please forgive us. We believed we were saving you. Once this 
message is sent, | intend to breach the bunker we are staying in and 
allow the Hell of the outside world to sweep those who truly deserve 


SCP-693: Knotty Stalker 


SCP-693-3B 


Item #: SCP-693 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As all instances of SCP-693 
are considered Safe, Researchers involved in testing may keep any 
instance of SCP-693 in their office. After Incident 693/A/050, all 
instances of SCP-693 are to be returned to regulation containment 
locker 12C-K when not in use. 


As of Incident 693/E, all instances of SCP-693 have been 
reclassified as Euclid. As such, each instance of SCP-693 is to be 
contained in a separate steel containment box, measuring 25 cm x 
25 cm x 25 cm. Each containment box is still to be stored inside 
regulation containment locker 12C-K. 


When testing on SCP-693, it is imperative that only hair from the 
head of the subject be used. At no point should any researcher 
directly access SCP-693 when it is in an attuned state. All hair 
should be removed from SCP-693 by the D-Class involved in its 
testing before it is returned to researchers. 


Description: SCP-693 is a series of 18 cm humanoid dolls, each 
one made from a single strand of string, with beads of onyx for eyes. 
Several instances of SCP-693 have varied forms of clothing, from 
string shirts or pants to cloth headbands and hats. The clothing 
appears to have no effect on the properties of the doll. New 
instances of SCP-693 are found with an instruction sheet attached, 
the contents of which are detailed in Addendum 693/A. 


SCP-693 reacts as a normal string doll until such a time as a piece 
of hair from the head of a still living human being is placed in a loop 
of its string, a process referred to as attunement. (For reactions to 
having hair from a deceased individual used, please see Addendum 


its flame. Perhaps — and it is the last hope | have — making a 
holocaust of the flesh of those truly responsible for this will spare 
what remains of the world. This computer will continue to transmit a 
message of warning automatically to all comers once per hour 
perpetually; if you can, as soon as you can, please destroy it and 
end the transmission. Prove that humankind can be saved. 


6. This, my final message, transmitted 31 October 2018. 


— Farhang Jahangir 


CONFIDENTIAL 


HA, MEEM 

A REVELATION FROM THE 
ENTIRELY MERCIFUL, A BOOK 
WHOSE VERSES HAVE BEEN 
DETAILED, AN ARABIC QU'RAN 
FOR A PEOPLE WHO KNOW 
MEMORANDUM 19407503 P1/1 
16 OCTOBER 4234 


AS A GIVER OF 
GOOD TIDINGS 


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TURN AWAY, SO THEY DO NOT HEAR 


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NO WORDS 
LEFT FOR 


HUMANKIND 


IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE MOST GRACEFUL AND MOST 
COMPASSIONATE: 


6. Muhammad, say unto humankind, "| am only a man like you to 
whom it has been revealed that your god is but one God; so take a 
straight course to God and seek forgiveness." And woe to those who 
associate others with God. 


9. Say, "Do you indeed disbelieve in God, who created the earth in 
two days? Do you attribute equals to God? That is the Lord of the 
worlds." 


11. Then God directed to the heaven while it was 
and said to it and to the earth, "Come into being, willingly or by 
compulsion." They said, "We come willingly." 


13. But if they turn away, then say, "| have warned you of a 
thunderbolt like the thunderbolt that struck Sodom and Gomorrah." 


14. As for Sodom, they were arrogant upon the earth without right 
and said, "Who is greater than us in strength?" Did they not consider 
that Allah who created them was greater than them in strength? But 
they were rejecting Our signs. 


15. This message transmitted to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be 
unto him) 11 February 610. 


THIS COMES TO THOSE 
WHO ERR 


MEMORANDUM 009 REGARDING PROJECT 736 


PROJECT #: 736 

CODENAME: "MERCIFUL SUNRISE" 
PROJECT HEAD: "MALAK" 
AUTHOR: "MALAK" 

DESTINATION: "JANNAH" 
MEMORANDUM 009 — P1/2 

27 SEPTEMBER 2014 


CONFIDENTIAL 


ISLAMIC ARTIFACT RECLAMATION DIRECTORATE 
SHEMIRAN, TEHRAN PROVINCE 
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN 


FROM: REGIONAL 
COORDINATOR 
"MALAR" 

TO: "JIBRIL 
ACTUAL" 

SUBJ: NEGOTIATIONS 
WITH AL- 
QA'IDAH-SCP 
REGARDING 
PROJECT 736 


REF: PROJECT 736 | 
MEMORANDUM 
003 


| 
MEMORANDUM 
007 


PROJECT 351 | 
MEMORANDUM 
107 


ENCL: (1) COPY OF 
THE FINAL 
DRAFT OF THE 
ERBIL 
PROTOCOL 
(1) REPORT ON 
THE 
PARAMILITARY 
ASSETS 
UNDER 
OPERATIVE 
"MARYAM" 


1. Over the course of the last week, | have concluded negotiations 
with the representative of al-Qai'dah-SCP sent to my office at Erbil. 
We have reached a satisfactory agreement regarding custody over 
Project 736, as described in the attached final draft of the Erbil 
Protocol, which awaits your ratification. Upon ratification of the Erbil 
Protocol, al-Qai'dah-SCP will acknowledge our Organization's 
sphere of influence by ceding custody over Project 736. Twenty 
years after exploiting the power vacuum opened up by the Iran-lraq 
War, al-Qai'dah-SCP will finally give up its meager influence in this 
region, to which it has so desperately clung. In exchange, our 
Organization will transfer the prisoners from al-Qai'dah-SCP and at- 
Tamarrud al-Fawdaa listed in Memorandum 007 to al-Qai'dah-SCP. 


2. If the Erbil Protocol is ratified, the responsibility for operating the 
airbase that was constructed by al-Qai'dah-SCP at Majnuniyé and 
protecting the pilgrims of the kiras guhorin will be delegated to my 
subordinate, Operative "Maryam." As Operative "Maryam" is a 
commander of a large detachment of YPG fighters in Nineveh 
Governate, with numerous contacts within the Peshmerga, the 
Asayish, and the Sutoro, she will easily be able to mobilize her 
paramilitary assets in the region to fulfill this task. In fact, she has 
already been in contact with the team of Yazidi sheikhs that mans 
the kiras guhorin flight, as they are already under YPG protection as 


religious leaders who have been targeted by Daesh. 


3. | will reiterate my defense for the continued employment of 
Operative "Maryam," in light of the existence of a faction seeking her 
removal from our Organization for no good reason, so far as | can 
discern. What | can very easily discern is that there are a great 
many self-proclaimed "traditionalists" who see the presence of a 
secular Kurdish lesbian in a position of military power as a threat to 
our Organization's "values." These "traditionalists" have clearly 
forgotten that the first and foremost value of our organization is 
defending our people and communities. Operative "Maryam" has an 
unquestionable sense of loyalty to the Kurdish people, and in them, 
our Organization—| will remind you that, during the late stages of 
Project 351, Operative "Maryam" willingly faced death and the 
possibility of eternal torment to retrieve the artifact from Jahannam! 
Of course, this is in addition to the mundane threats that Operative 
"Maryam" faces daily as a YPG fighter, like Daesh militants, IEDs, 
Turkish airstrikes, etc. 


4. Before | even begin to advocate for the ratification of the Erbil 
Protocol, | must implore you to disregard the input of those within 
our community and our Organization, Nasrani and Muslim alike, who 
believe that rendering aid unto the Yazidis is akin to abetting 
Shaitan. These men and women 


CONFIDENTIAL 


PROJECT #: 736 
CODENAME: "MERCIFUL SUNRISE" 
PROJECT HEAD: "MALAK" 


AUTHOR: "MALAK" 
DESTINATION: "JANNAH" 
MEMORANDUM 009 — P2/2 
27 SEPTEMBER 2014 


CONFIDENTIAL 


ISLAMIC ARTIFACT RECLAMATION DIRECTORATE 
SHEMIRAN, TEHRAN PROVINCE 
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN 


are ignorant, not only of Yazidism, which is to be expected, but also 
of their own religion, which is to be condemned. While the Yazidi 
scriptures say that Tawdsé Melek defied Allah in the same manner 
that Shaitan did, they also say that Tawdsé Melek eventually 
submitted and reconciled himself to Allah. Thus, anyone who states 
that Tawdsé Melek and Shaitan are one and the same is truly 
mistaken! Furthermore, it is widely-recognized that the Yazidis are 
People of the Book and are thus deserving of protection and 
toleration within the Dar al-Islam, as evidenced by the recent open 
letter to Daesh. 


5. If we are to truly follow our mandate of protecting our people and 
our communities, we must begin by protecting those minorities who 
are the most vulnerable among us. The intent of the Daesh militants 
towards the Yazidis is nothing short of genocide, as my Operatives 
in this region have witnessed time and time again at Qataniyah, 
Sinjar, and elsewhere. Should the Daesh militants have the 
opportunity to disrupt the upcoming kiras guhorin, and prevent the 
reincarnation of nearly ten thousand Yazidis, they will achieve a 
permanent success in this horrific endeavor! With our intelligence 
and paramilitary assets, our Organization is uniquely qualified to 
protect the kiras guhorin, given that al-Qai'dah-SCP is overextended 
and reluctant to bring its overseas forces to bear against the Daesh 
militants. 


6. Of course, the displacement of nearly ten thousand souls will 
have also have worldly consequences as well. If sympathy for the 
downtrodden and oppressed of this earth does not motivate you, 
surely the threat of ectomorphic Yazidis wreaking havoc on the 
streets of Mosul will. My consultations with several revered Yazidi 
sheikhs, enclosed within Memorandum 003, should suggest that this 
scenario will become a very real possibility should the kiras guhorin 
be disrupted by Daesh. | am not fond of the cold pragmatism that 
our pervades our Organization, but if | must, | will utilize it for the 
benefit of all. 


7. | urge you to remember that your ratification of the Erbil Protocol 
will not only avert the harm that | have previously described, but also 
yield important benefits towards our Organization. In this time of 
discord, when our peoples and communities are assaulted by 
imported fanaticism, it is important for the Organization to maintain 
its alliances with religious minorities. In protecting the Yazidis, we 
remind other minorities—the secularists, the Nasrani, the 
Zoroastrians, the Sabians, etc.—that our Organization has not 
abandoned them in the chaos of 1979, and that they remain a 
valued part of our community.