Subject presumably collapsed. Subsequently no remains of D-080-1 
were found and it is assumed SCP-080 consumed D-080-1. 


Experiment 080-2-B: 


Date: - -20 

Subject: D-080-2, Female, 30 years old 

Procedure: Subject was sent into room with SCP-080, with intent to 
physically interact with SCP-080. 

Details: 


Subject entered room containing SCP-080 at 17:35 under instruction 
of Dr. 


<Begin Log, [17:35]> 
Dr. —_: Tell me what you see. 


D-080-2: | don’t see jack shit. Why is it so dark in here? 
(after several minutes) Holy shit, what is that? It’s just 
standing in the middle of the room. 


Dr. —_: Describe what you see. 


D-080-2: It’s just standing in the middle of the room, | 
can make out two...eyes, | guess. 


Dr. __: Could you please approach it and let us know if 
anything changes. 


D-080-2: | feel drowsy... did you slip me something, or 
what? 


Dr. —__: Reach out and touch it. Tell me what you feel. 
D-080-2: You want me to touch that thing? 
Dr. __: Yes, please proceed. 


(After a few minutes of argument, it is presumed that 
D-080-2 proceeds to touch SCP-080, at this time the 
subject becomes unresponsive.) 


<End Log, [18:12]> 


Subject was found asleep in the corner of SCP-080’s containment 
room, subject appeared to suffer no physical harm during 
experiment. Subject was interviewed after medical staff deemed 
D-080-2 to be in good physical health. (See Attached Interview Log 
080-1). 


Experiment 080-3-C: 


Date: - -20 
Subject: D-080-3, Male, 24 years old 
Procedure: Subject was sent into room with SCP-080, having been 


given a powerful amphetamine. 


Upon entering the room, subject was aavised to tell researchers 
what he saw. Subject describes a shadow-like figure in the center of 
the room. Subject was informed to stand still and inform researchers 
of any changes. Ten minutes into the experiment, subject began 
yawning and became noticeably frightened. Subject became 
uncooperative and attempted to escape the containment room. 
Upon failing to escape, subject announced an intent to harm 
SCP-080, and presumably attempted to attack it. Upon doing so, 
subject immediately collapsed. 


D-080-3’s body was recovered from SCP-080’s containment room 
soon afterwards, having apparently suffered a major heart attack. 
Upon collecting D-080-3’s body, researchers described an intense 
feeling of unease, a feeling of being watched, as well as a more 
acute awareness of SCP-080’s presence in the room. 


Interview Log 080-1: 
Interviewed: D-080-2 
Interviewer: Dr. 


Foreword: D-080-2 was interviewed following an 
inconclusive experiment involving SCP-080, where the 
subject was secured in the room with SCP-080 for 
37mins. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. _: Please describe what you remember from the 
experiment. 


D-080-2: (Dr. later notes that D-080-2 had a ‘spaced- 
out’ expression and tone of voice.) You told me to walk 
over to it and touch it, | didn’t want to, | didn’t. 


Dr. |: What happened when you touched it? 


D-080-2: When | touched it? Have you seen that thing? 
Touch it. | couldn’t move, it was staring at me, and | just 


couldn’t move. 


Dr. _: You didn’t respond for several minutes, what 
were you doing? 


D-080-2: (becoming increasingly agitated) It just stared 
at me, | couldn't move. | couldn’t breathe. (D-080-2 starts 
to hyperventilate.) 


Dr. : Calm down D-080-2, take a deep breath. Do you 
remember falling asleep? 


D-080-2: It just stared and stared, not moving but | felt 
something! | was on the floor and they were all over me. 
They’re here! (D-080-2 begins to scream and abruptly 
gets to their feet.) No, they’re trying to take me away, 
back to that thing. | won’t go back! You can’t make me 
go back in there! 


(D-080-2 lunges at Dr. __, is subsequently terminated.) 


<End Log> 


SCP-081: Spontaneous Combustion Virus 


Item #: SCP-081 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Only those with Level 4 
clearance and written permission from may have access to 
SCP-081. Full hazard gear including suit, gloves, and an oxygen 
tank must be worn at all times when in the containment area. Suits 
must be sprayed with a disinfectant shower before leaving the 
containment area. If containment is breached, the entire area must 
be exposed to ultraviolet light and then bleached. Those who are 
suspected of being infected must be quarantined for at least ten (10) 
days. If no symptoms manifest after the tenth day, then quarantine 
can be lifted. 


Description: SCP-081 is a contagious virus that appears to be a 
mutated version of the virus, but with segments in its RNA 
instead of . The virus is human specific, but is spread by rats who 
act as passive carriers. SCP-081 can also be spread through sexual 
intercourse and exposure to infected blood. 


SCP-081 infects adipocytes and leukocytes, inducing both to absorb 
nutrients at a vastly accelerated rate. As the nutrients are absorbed, 
infected B-Cells produce and secrete large quantities of a modified 
human antibody. Adipocytes expand and proliferate and the 
organism's caloric intake increases. When the concentration of 
adipose tissue reaches a critical point, the viral antibodies instigate 
systemic cell lysis, followed by an unknown process leading to the 
spontaneous combustion of the infected individual. 


There is a one (1) week incubation period before initial symptoms 
begin to occur. The duration of the symptoms depends entirely on 
the body fat percentage of the infected. Infection proceeds through 
four (4) distinct stages. 


¢ Stage 1: During the first week there are no major symptoms, 
though subjects may report being slightly tired. 


¢ Stage 2: In the second week of infection, subjects will begin to 
experience “hot flashes” and an increased appetite. 


* Stage 3: Infected subjects demonstrate extreme polyphagia. 
They will do anything in their power to obtain food or anything 
edible. During this stage, metabolism slows down significantly 
and weight gain proceeds rapidly. There is no set time that will 
elapse before the fourth and final stage. In order for the virus 
to complete its life cycle, the victim must be composed of 55% 
body fat. 


¢ Stage 4: Once the subject reaches 55% body fat, the urge to 
eat will stop, though subjects report increased instances of 
“hot flashes." Soon afterward the body will go through an 
extremely violent version of widespread cell lysis. As cells 
burst, the modified antibodies catalyze the ignition of fatty 
compounds through unknown means. The body is incinerated 
from the inside out via the wick effect, with the additional fat 
serving as a fuel source. Because stage 4 is largely 
asymptomatic, subjects are never aware when combustion will 
occur and the exact timing is apparently random. 


Addendum 081-1: The first recorded incident of SCP-081 was 
reported in 1673 by Frenchman Jonas Dupont. In his book De 
Incendiis Corporis Humani Spontaneis, he wrote about a case in 
Paris where a man was acquitted of killing his wife as the jury 
agreed that the wife died due to spontaneous human combustion. It 
should be noted that the woman was incredibly overweight at the 
time of her death. It was not until the death of Mary Reeser on July 
2nd 1951 that SCP-081 was brought to the Foundation’s attention. 
Despite the Foundation’s best efforts, this information was leaked to 
the national media along with pictures of the incident. It is believed 
that most reported cases of spontaneous human combustion are 
caused by SCP-081. 


Addendum 081-2: SCP-081 is estimated to have existed since the 
9 and thought to have originated in . Because of 
widespread poverty and malnutrition present in many European 


countries at the time, instances of third and fourth stage infections 
were rare. North America has experienced the most cases of 
SCP-081 in the last century, but because of cleaner conditions and 
active rat population control, SCP-081 cases have dropped 
significantly. Fewer than people a year die from late-stage 
SCP-081. 


Addendum 081-3: Due to the United States' current obesity 
epidemic, it is crucial that wild SCP-081 be eradicated. The 
exposure that would result from a wide scale epidemic would be 
disastrous to successful containment efforts. -Dr. 


Addendum 081-4: During testing, it has been discovered that 
people who have diabetes have a natural immunity to SCP-081. 
This has not helped in the development of a treatment for the virus, 
and it remains incurable. Wild infections [DATA EXPUNGED] and an 
alternate cause of death provided. 


Addendum 081-5: /t was discovered by Agent that SCP-081 

can spread by exposure to the ashes of a deceased victim. 

Containment and epidemic contingency protocols are being 

amended, and emergency services personnel who responded to Ms. 
‘Ss call have been detained for evaluation. -Dr. 


« SCP-080 | SCP-081 | SCP-082 » 


SCP-082: "Fernand" the Cannibal 


Item #: SCP-082 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged living quarters located 
at Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 have been appropriated for the 
suppression and appeasement of SCP-082. While standard 
weapons have little effect in policing SCP-082, cooperation is easily 
attained through a charade; subject is currently under the 
impression that it has been made the King of France and that its 
containment area is actually a grand palace designed for its 
protection. All interacting personnel are to be made aware of this 
charade and are ordered to follow the ruse. Housekeeping 
personnel are to be Class D personnel only. 


Guards tasked with the containment of SCP-082 are to be given 
Level-2 clearance, but are instructed to refrain from interacting 
directly with SCP-082. 


Description: SCP-082 is genetically human; however, through 
some process (either chemical, hormonal, cancerous, or 
supernatural), SCP-082 has grown to giant proportions. 
Approximately 2.4 meters tall (around 8 ft) and weighing over 310 kg 
(about 700 Ib), SCP-082's physical characteristics are grossly 
disproportional. It has a slightly pointed balding head, a large 
rounded chin and jaw, a bulbous nose, and dark sunken eyes. 
Subject is both overweight and possesses a great amount of muscle 
mass. Forearms are muscular and dangerous, with a circumference 
of about 71 cm (about 28 in). The breadth of the subject's fist is 
nearly 30 cm along the knuckles (almost 12 in). Though feet are 
large, they are small in proportion to subject's body (men's size 14 
US). Subject's skin is tanned dark and overall physical appearance 
is compounded by numerous scars (the results of years of attempts 
at suppression and containment). Most X-rays have been difficult to 
interpret because of the high density of its muscle tissue, but scans 


have revealed countless bullets and even several knife and sword 
blades lodged in SCP-082's flesh. 


SCP-082 refers to itself as Fernand and speaks fluent French and 
heavily accented English. When it speaks, it does so through 
enormous, clenched teeth. SCP-082 only parts teeth to eat food and 
to sing. Subject will sing songs of its own pleasing, ranging from 
forgotten Victorian Era bar songs to modern classical, typically while 
cooking and eating. SCP-082 does not comb the hair on the sides of 
its head, but does cut it, and shaves with a large butcher knife 
originally provided for food preparation. It should be noted that even 
facial hair is exaggerated, a single strand being as thick as a 
millimeter (similar in thickness and appearance to graphite of a 
mechanical pencil). Occasionally, SCP-082 will clench its teeth so 
hard that the gums bleed, but it is not known why. This is considered 
normal. 


The demeanor of SCP-082 is very amicable and carefree. SCP-082 
has accrued a wide wardrobe over its time of incarceration, and it 
enjoys dressing up in many different fashions, including formal wear, 
military uniform, as a clown, and in women's clothing. New pieces 
should be made available upon request. Subject often attempts to 
joke and is usually polite to personnel, often inviting them to dinner. 
However, visiting personnel should be aware that at any moment, 
SCP-082 is capable of attacking and voraciously eating others. 
Subject will often apologize for its lack of manners for interrupting 
someone's conversation by devouring their head while making a 
mess of his quarters. SCP-082's jaw is strong enough to crack bone, 
and it seems to enjoy skulls. Attacks are seemingly at random with 
no motivation—whether or not subject has recently eaten has no 
effect on this cannibalistic hunger. 


SCP-082 is incapable of differentiating fact from fiction when he 
reads it or watches television/films. On several occasions, SCP-082 
has expressed a great desire to meet his favorite person, Hannibal 
Lecter, and subject will believe that all television programming is 
some form of reality television. Though subject has shown 
heightened intelligence in the form of memory and puzzle-solving, 
the concepts of parody, satire, and fiction are beyond its 
understanding. SCP-082 apparently understands the concept of 


lying, has shown to know when others are blatantly lying, and 
generally tells obvious falsehoods when asked about its past. 
According to SCP-082, he is: 


* A vampire 

¢ A homunculus 

* Big Bird 

¢ André the Giant 

* Napoleon 

* Obelix (sidekick of Asterix) 
¢ Dr. Bright 

¢ The Hulk 

Alexander The Great 

* Captain Hook 
Sherlock Holmes 

¢ Dr. Frankenstein 

¢ Frankenstein's Monster 


When questioned about these lies he gives the excuse, "But | only 
lie when it's through my teeth!" 


« SCP-081 | SCP-082 | SCP-083 » 


SCP-083: An Abandoned Row Home 


Item #: SCP-083 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be kept under 
constant video surveillance, with at least one Level 3 staff member 
on call at all times to respond to security breaches. Entrance to 
SCP-083 is permissible to level 1 and 2 personnel with proper 
clearances, provided they wear a tracking device while inside. 


Description: SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row 
house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of 
approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the block of 

. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing 
after . The last known persons to reside at the address were the 

family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the 
Foundation, the property was the reputed "office" for local narcotics 
dealers who gained entry to the structure through a front window, 
since the locking mechanisms on both the front and back doors 
were corroded and frozen shut. SCP-083 first came to the 
Foundation's attention on , when an altercation outside the 
building resulted in the front door being kicked in by [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


Those who entered through the door of SCP-083 (Group A) 
allegedly found themselves inside a fully-furnished and well- 
maintained home with functioning electricity and a fully-stocked 
kitchen whose appliances and decor appeared to be from the early 
20th Century. Personnel who entered through the windows (Group 
B) described the interior as "dark and dilapidated," corresponding to 
the view through the windows. Personnel in Group A also reported 
that they couldn't see, hear, or find any members of Group B inside 
the house or of anyone else besides themselves. Group B observed 
that members of Group A seemed to "vanish into thin air" upon 
crossing the door's threshold. 


Both groups inside the property not only described very different 
living conditions, but their descriptions didn't even correspond to the 
same floor plan. Their descriptions matched only in the relative 
position of the windows, since both groups saw the same street 
view. Personnel outside the house, however, reported only seeing 
members of Group B.