DESCRIPTION: An MP4 file containing the 
entirety of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 
(the original theatrical release). 


FOREWORD: Researcher Rogers was tasked 
to watch each iteration and provide a summary 
of notable differences. 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones, Henry Jones, 
Elsa Schneider, Sallah, Walter Donovan, Colonel Vogel, 


Grail Knight 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Walter Donovan 
asking Indiana to find the grail; he mentions that his 
father (Henry) was asked before him, but has since 
disappeared. Jones departs to Venice; there, he meets 
Elsa. Together, they discover the hidden knight's tomb 
that refers them to Alexandretta. Elsa and Indiana 
manage to rescue Indy's father at Castle Brunwald, only 
to be captured by Colonel Vogel. Elsa reveals herself to 
be a traitor. Indy and Henry escape, then — after 
meeting up with Sallah — fight against Nazi forces 
(defeating Colonel Vogel) on their way to Alexandretta. 
At the grail temple, Donovan reveals himself to have 
been a traitor and shoots Indy's father, forcing Indy to 
confront the three trials to save him. Once Indy passes 
these trials, Elsa and Donovan follow him. Confronted by 
the Grail Knight, Indy is told he must select the right grail 
— and that the grail cannot leave the temple. Donovan 
appears, and Elsa goads him into choosing the wrong 
grail (resulting in his death). Indy selects the right grail 
and uses it to heal his father. Elsa attempts to leave the 
temple with the grail, resulting in the temple's collapse 
(and her death). Indy, his father, and Sallah all ride off 
into the sunset. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Marcus Brody and Kazim 
are gone, as is the sub-plot with the Brotherhood of the 
Cruciform Sword. There is no mention of Henry's journal 
at any point in the story — they never go to Berlin to 
retrieve it, and never board a zeppelin to escape 
Germany. The entire opening sequence (with Indy 
pursuing the Cross of Coronado both as a teenager and 
as an adult) has been cut. The dialogue has been 
significantly simplified in many places, with extraneous 
dialogue mostly removed. 


RUN-TIME: 85 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones, Henry Jones, 


Elsa Schneider, Colonel Vogel, Grail Knight 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Indiana meeting Elsa 
in Venice, where they discover the hidden knight's tomb 
and learn the grail is in Alexandretta. They decide to 
save Indy's father at Castle Brunwald, but Elsa betrays 
them to Colonel Vogel; they flee to Alexandretta. When 
Indy reaches the temple, Colonel Vogel takes the place 
of Walter Donovan — shooting Indy's father, then 
following him into the grail room (and being goaded by 
Elsa into choosing the wrong grail). Elsa once again 
attempts to leave the temple with the grail, resulting in its 
collapse; the movie ends with Indy and his father riding 
off into the sunset. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Walter Donovan and Sallah 
are gone, along with the tank battle. The three trials are 
now two trials (the 'Name of God' trial has been cut). 


RUN-TIME: 52 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones, Elsa Schneider, 
Colonel Vogel, Grail Knight 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Indiana meeting Elsa 
in Venice, where he tells her he knows the grail's 
location: Alexandretta. Colonel Vogel suddenly steps out 
of Elsa's closet, revealing Elsa as a traitor. Indiana 
escapes, fleeing to Alexandretta; there, he's confronted 
by Elsa and Vogel again. Vogel shoots Elsa, forcing Indy 
to retrieve the grail. Indy retrieves two grails, giving the 
wrong one to Vogel (leading to Vogel's death). Indy uses 
the real grail to restore Elsa's life. Elsa attempts to leave 
with the grail; the temple collapses, and she dies. The 
movie ends with Indiana riding off alone into the sunset. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Henry Jones is gone; there 
is only one trial ("Leap of Faith"). The ending has a much 
more somber tone at the end, with Indiana saying 
nothing after Elsa's death. 


RUN-TIME: 17 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones, Elsa Schneider, 
Grail Knight 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Indiana meeting Elsa 
in Venice, where he tells her he knows the grail's 
location: Alexandretta. They leave for Alexandretta, 
where Indy and Elsa enter the temple and retrieve the 
grail from the Grail Knight. Elsa attempts to leave with 
the grail, causing the temple to collapse (and leading to 
her death). Indiana rides off alone into the sunset. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Colonel Vogel is gone. 
There are no trials, and only one grail in the final room. 
The Grail Knight has only one line, where he warns them 
they cannot leave the temple with the grail. 


RUN-TIME: 6 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones, Grail Knight 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Indiana entering the 
temple in Alexandretta. He encounters the Grail Knight, 
who informs him that the grail cannot be taken from the 
temple. Indiana thanks the Grail Knight for telling him 
this, then rides off into the sunset. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Elsa is gone. Indy has two 
lines ("I'm here for the grail", and "Thank you for telling 
me about the grail"); the Grail Knight has one ("The grail 
cannot leave this temple"). 


RUN-TIME: 1 minute 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones 


SUMMARY: The movie opens with Indiana riding ona 
horse in the desert, reading from a book. He reads: "The 


saccades (clipping during eye movement). 


SCP-372 first came to the attention of the Foundation on / /_ , 
when an undercover agent working at reported seeing a 
creature that resembled the described “hallucinations” of one of the 
patients (Mr. ). After thorough investigation, SCP-372 was 
captured via [REDACTED], and it was determined that it had, for 
unknown reasons, been tormenting the unfortunate patient. It had 
confused him by periodically following him and remaining within 
sight of him while hiding outside the visual fields of those around 
him, making him believe that he was hallucinating a “monster” no 
one else could see. Unfortunately, the patient had by this time 
actually become mentally unbalanced due to stress, and [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


Log of tests on SCP-372: 


Participants: 2 D-Class Personnel 

Location: Empty room, 6m x 5m x 3m 

Test parameters: D-1 was instructed to stand in the middle of the 
room, D-2 in the corner. Both were to perform a visual search of the 
room. SCP-372 was released into the testing room. After five 
minutes, armed personnel entered and ushered SCP-372 back into 
its holding cell, and D-1 and D-2 were debriefed. 

Results: After five minutes, D-1 reported no sighting, and D-2 only 
detected a few brief flashes. 


Participants: 2 D-Class Personnel 

Location: Empty room, 6m x 5m x 3m 

Test parameters: D-1 and D-2 were instructed to stand in opposite 
corners of the room, and make a visual inspection of the room once 
SCP-372 was released into the containment room. 

Results: After five minutes, both D-class had sighted SCP-372 
fifteen times (both at identical times). It is believed that SCP-372 
was darting around in the spots where the blind spots in their vision 
overlapped, and occasionally had to break cover and dart into 
another one when one area was no longer overlapping. 


Participants: 4 D-Class Personnel 
Location: Empty room, 6m x 5mx 3m 
Test parameters: D-1, D-2, D-3 and D-4 were instructed to stand in 


Holy Grail cannot be removed from the temple in 
Alexandretta." He closes the book, looks at the temple in 
front of him, nods solemnly — then turns around and 
rides off into the sunset. 


RUN-TIME: Less than 1 minute 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Indiana Jones 


SUMMARY: The movie opens (and ends) with Indiana 
riding off into the sunset. 


RUN-TIME: Less than 15 seconds 


MAIN CHARACTERS: None 


SUMMARY: The movie consists of a black screen with a 
soft buzzing sound. 


RUN-TIME: 3 seconds 
> ACCESS SCP:/3045/files/test3.log 
DESCRIPTION: A plain text file containing the 


entirety of Samuel Becket's tragicomedy, 
Waiting for Godot. 

Enter CHARACTERS. 

CHARACTERS: We are waiting for GODOT. 


GODOT does not arrive. 


Still waiting. 


bzzz 


> ACCESS SCP:/3045/files/test4.log 


DESCRIPTION: A MOV file containing the 
entirety of Bee Movie, an animated film by 
DreamWorks Animation. 


FOREWORD: Researcher Xiao-jin was tasked 
to watch each iteration and provide a summary 
of notable differences. 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Barry B. Benson, Vanessa 
Bloome, Ken, Pollen Jocks 


SUMMARY: Barry B. Benson (a bee) is a non-conformist 
who has just graduated college. Spurning the job 
assigned to him by bee-society, he goes out with a group 
of ‘Pollen Jocks' (also bees), where he encounters 
Vanessa (a human florist) and Ken (her boyfriend). Ken 
attempts to kill him, but Vanessa saves his life. Barry 
later returns and expresses his thanks to Vanessa; the 
two begin a relationship. After Barry discovers that 
humans harvest honey from bees, he sues the human 
race — and, after a series of mishaps, wins the trial. 
However, as a result of having too much honey (?), bees 
all lose their jobs — resulting in flowers all over the world 
dying out. Barry and Vanessa travel to a city in California 
where the only remaining flowers survive, and steal a 
parade float full of flowers (??) so bees can use them to 
re-pollinate the world. Barry and the other bees use the 
flowers to reverse the damage, and the movie ends with 
all the bees working together with the humans. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: None. 


RUN-TIME: 97 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: (see previous) 


SUMMARY: Barry B. Benson works with the ‘Pollen 
Jocks' to gather pollen for Vanessa (who is now a 
human-sized bee). Ken (still a human) is in a relationship 


with Vanessa, and becomes jealous of the attention 
Barry receives for being so good at fetching pollen. Ken 
attacks Barry, but Barry and the Pollen Jocks swarm him 
and sting him to death. They all die afterward, but a new 
group of bees (with identical faces and names) quickly 
arrive to take their place. Vanessa appears alright with 
this; she shows New!Barry the same attention she gave 
Dead!Barry. The movie goes on with New!Barry suing 
the humans for stealing their honey — but near the end, 
the jury and judge are revealed to now all be Ken. The 
trial ends with New!Barry and a swarm of bees swooping 
up and stinging the jury and judge to death. A New!New! 
Barry arrives, and — together with Vanessa — they 
travel to California to steal the parade boat of flowers 
and use it to expand their hive all over the world. The 
movie ends like the previous iteration, except all the 
humans are now human-sized bees too (for some 
reason?). 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: This is almost a completely 
different movie. It's definitely not for kids anymore. The 
deaths are cartoonish, but still kind of gruesome. 


RUN-TIME: 98 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: (see previous) 


SUMMARY: Effectively the same plot, except Ken's 
death (both early on and in the court scene) is more 
extensive, more gruesome, and takes more time. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: Everyone except for Ken is 
now a bee. All scenes where Ken is stung to death now 
involve multiple human-sized bees stinging him (and 
dying in the process). All the dialogue in the movie 
(except for Ken's, which mostly consists of screaming) 
has been replaced with buzzing noises. 


RUN-TIME: 107 minutes 


MAIN CHARACTERS: Ken, bees (?) 


SUMMARY: The movie consists of an above-view image 
of Ken writhing in an ocean of bees. Every time he opens 
his mouth, hundreds of bees pour into it. By the end of 
the film, his body has become swollen with venom from 
thousands of stingers; his facial features have all but 
vanished beneath a dozen fist-sized pustules oozing with 
pus. Blind and helpless, his screams are now just 
muffled, gurgling sobs. He appears to spend the last few 
minutes of the movie suffocating as his throat finally 
swells shut — only to finally sink out of sight. 


NOTABLE DIFFERENCES: The film has become live- 
action; the bees are just normal honey-bees, and Ken is 
now portrayed by the actor who voiced him (Patrick 
Warburton). 


RUN-TIME: 278 minutes 


NOTE: At this point, further testing was discontinued on 
account of Researcher Xiao-jin's computer inexplicably 
filling with bees. 


Special containment procedures updated to prohibit any 
tests on media containing direct references to bees. 


Addendum 3045.2: Recovery 


On 16-02-2010, a Foundation-operated web-analysis bot (1/O- 
SAURON) flagged several large-scale online purchases made by a 
California startup company ("HiveFind") as suspicious. The 
company's website claimed it provided "next generation algorithms, 
client-centric solutions, and cutting edge compression software". 


Three days later, MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers") performed a raid on the 
offices of HiveFind. Although the building had been recently 
abandoned, they found several pieces of equipment: 14 large-scale 
QR scanners, 15 desktop computers, and over 900 gallons of stored 
honey. After detailed analysis, Mu-4 determined that each QR 


scanner had been wired to provide control over one computer. 
SCP-3045 was found on one of the computer's hard-drives. 


A later search uncovered over 50 dead (non-anomalous) instances 
of Apis mellifera (American honey-bee) spread throughout the office. 


Investigations into HiveFind are ongoing. 


Footnotes 

1. A certification indicating that equipment and/or structures are 
insulated from ‘leakage’ of data via electromagnetic or acoustic 
emissions. For more information, personnel with appropriate 
clearance may consult documentation forSCP-2639. 


SCP-3047: To Be Drowned by A Train 


Item #: SCP-3047 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3047 is to be held at 
Containment Hangar 4 at Site-06-3. 


Personnel entering SCP-3047 are to don scuba gear prior to entry. 


Exploration of the range of SCP-3047's anomalous effect is to be 
conducted with the aid of a stenohaline! fish. Fishes used for 
exploration of SCP-3047 may only be removed from their container 
(which is to be filled with water suitable for the fish's survival) when 
both the fish and container are inside SCP-3047. 


Description: SCP-3047 is an NSB Di 4 diesel-electric locomotive. 
SCP-3047's exterior, engine, and all items held in the locomotive are 
non-anomalous. The chemical composition and viscosity of air 
samples taken from SCP-3047's interior are identical to those of air 
under room temperature and pressure. 


SCP-3047's anomalous effect is observable when at least one 
organism of the kingdom Animalia is in the locomotive's interior. 


When a terrestrial animal is in SCP-3047's interior, it undergoes 
respiration impairment comparable to drowning. If not removed from 
SCP-3047, said organism will eventually expire. The use of scuba 
apparatus is capable of preventing respiration problems on the 
terrestrial animal's part. 


When a stenohaline freshwater aquatic animal is in SCP-3047's 
interior, it will suffer from rapid loss of water and eventually expire 
via dehydration. Conversely, when either a stenohaline saltwater 
aquatic animal or euryhaline? aquatic animal (both saltwater and 
freshwater) are in SCP-3047's interior, they undergo normal 


respiration. 


Exploration of SCP-3047's interior reveals five regions of space 
within the fourth passenger car which does not possess the 
anomalous effects of SCP-3047. Each of these regions of space 
comprise of five lines, three of which converge together at one end 
while two of which are parallel lines. Due to the size and dimensions 
of said regions of space, most terrestrial animals will be unable to 
utilise them for respiration.