Passenger B: This it? 
Passenger C nods. 
D-3114: How did you even get that up there? 


Passenger C: He helped me [points at 
unconscious man next to D-3114]. 


Passenger A: Mad man. You have any 
baggage? 


D-3114: Don't call me that, bitch. 
Passenger B: Again, we don't need this! 
D-3114: Right right. 


D-3114 reaches below the seat in front of him 
and pulls out a backpack. 


D-3114: Here. 
Passenger A: Well shit. 


The cabin is silent for thirty seconds. Then, a 
number of passengers start shouting and 
pointing fingers. A fight begins. After four 
minutes a passenger hits D-3114's camera, 
and the transmission is lost. 


<End Log> 
The flight landed on time, and all passengers exited the plane. 
Inspection of D-3114's camera showed no malfunction. When 


questioned about the conclusion of the argument, D-3114 failed to 
recall any specifics. 


Two days later, The Foundation received reports of an aircraft 


matching the plane from flight 3552 appearing in the Cherokee 
National Forest, TN. The plane itself was largely undamaged, but all 
passengers inside had expired from blunt trauma that would be 
caused by impacting the ground at terminal velocity. 


All passengers from the original manifest were present, as well as 
an additional unidentified male child. Autopsy of this individual 
showed that its insides consisted of partially eaten pretzel snacks, 
airplane safety cards, and emergency floatation devices. 


X-ray scans of the living D-3114 in Foundation custody yielded 
similar results. 


Footnotes 

1. This change is only apparent from the inside of the plane, as 
outside observers have confirmed that the sky itself maintains its 
original color. 

2. This process takes approximately ten minutes. 

3. Generally remaining slower than one meter per second. 


SCP-3768: Three Moons Public Radio 


Item #: SCP-3768 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Information about the 
procedure of SCP-3768-A is to be contained in a single, paper 
document at Site-59. Foundation webcrawler 7-ORFEO is to excise 
and expunge any other information on the Internet pertaining to 
SCP-3768-A. Standard information suppression campaigns are to 
be carried out at low priority for non-digital storage formats. 


A radio with a prepared SCP-3768-A arrangement is to be kept for 
research into SCP-3768-B. SCP-3768-B is to be monitored and 
recorded at Site-59 at the discretion of Director Naismith. 


Description: SCP-3768-A is a ritualistic procedure carried out 
through the use of: 


* 3.7 grams of zinc, 

¢ at least 400 grams of table salt, 

* no more than 5 grams of silver, and 

* 7 honeybee carcasses, at least 90% intact from death. 


These ingredients must be arranged in a specific formation around a 
civilian FM radio within 500 km of Baltimore, MD. 


Upon completion of SCP-3768-A, a new radio station can be 
accessed at 97.3 FM, identified as "Three Moons Public Radio," or 
"3MPR." The origin of this frequency is believed to be an 
extradimensional plane of reality. 


The show's 24-hour programming features news and editorials for 
the inhabitants of the signal's plane of origin. The host, who 
(allegedly) has never been off the air once in 300 years, identifies as 
a "permanently 27-year-old" female human of French Senegalese 


descent named Julie Niang - hereafter identified as SCP-3768-C. 


Whether or not the recordings are factual is restricted to personnel 
with 5/3768 clearance. 


Selections from SCP-3768-B recordings: 


SCP-3768-C: Good morning, Drysedge! It is now 8:00 
AM Old Eastern Standard Time. Meteorological station 
Aleph is maintaining a pleasant 62 degrees out today, so 
wear a light jacket if you're headed to the meat tree 
market. 


SCP-3768-C: Lord Ghantouris, also known as the 
Elephant King or the Arch-Hedon, released an official 
public statement yesterday to celebrate the fact that he's 
temporarily sober for the first time in 300 years. He took 
questions from Saklovaian reporters on the steps of the 
Marble Hall. In regards to the approximately 30,000 
captives of his so-called "meat orgies", Lord Ghantouris 
responded with, quote, "This was never a part of the 
plan. The soma was tainted from the start. None of us 
can stop. | cannot stop. | am scared. Please help us." 


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Male Voice: ...! suppose it goes without 
saying that I've been bloody well disappointed 
the whole time. There | was, all "imagine 
there's no heaven" and "no hell below us" - 
then | wake up from the murder, and I'm ina 
place that manages to be both at the same 
time. "Imagine there's no countries" - 
Corbenic's got a few trillion countries, and 
they're in a permanent war with one another. 


SCP-3768-C: Speaking of which, what are 
your thoughts on the Strider situation? 


Male Voice: Interesting that you mention that, 
I've actually got a song about the whole affair 


lined up for the new album. It's called 'Dead 
Monkey Good Monkey’. Probably one of my 
least subtle tracks in a while. | haven't yelled 
so much in 40 years of life as | had in 30 
minutes of recording. The boys and | were 
tryin' to go for an early Devin Townsend 
sound, y'know, the angrier the better. 


Not to sidetrack too much, of course. So, as 
for the issue itself - as far as I'm concerned, 
the Striders gave peace a chance - then ate it, 
like they do with everything that isn't nailed to 
the ground in this hellhole. I'm not entirely 
convinced why we shouldn't just drop 
everything we have on Bogal Mountain. 


SCP-3768-C: To no one's surprise, the Central 
Cabal's unanimous passing of the Mandatory 
Pan-Corbenese Human Sterilization Act, or 
MPCHSA, has been causing controversy 
among the colonies, resulting in 
demonstrations across the Lunar Capitol. 
Opponents, including the Child of Heaven 
Coalition, claim that the right to responsibly 
conceive children is inalienable. 


President Niang, who is expected to sign the 
MPCHSA into law on Tuesday, released the 
following statement: 


Male Voice: The world we live in now was 
meant to be the logical conclusion of our lives 
on Earth. To create new life here would be to 
create mortal life. 


When this happens - and it has happened, all 
too often - the polarity of death is reversed, 
and the departed mortal leaves to live forever 
in Corbenic's so-called "sister universe". 


The tricky bit with this, of course, is that our 


world is designed for immortals. Theirs isn't. 


There are two inevitable results: a guaranteed 
living nightmare drifting off into deep space - or 
in the custody of the Foundation, as with 
several extant case studies - or the presence 
of an unkillable human being on Earth, with all 
the potential violence it would entail. 


SCP-3768-C: In addition, Three Moons Press 
Secretary Lyndon B. Johnson has insisted that 
the sterilization measures are painless, non- 
invasive, and - finally, some good news about 
this - will not affect libido. 


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SCP-3768-C: We have some breaking news to 
report out of Bogal Mountain: the Witch-Queen 
— Hékati-Bogal, may her name be thrice- 
damned for eternity — has died of apparent 
liver failure. 


Though it has been previously believed that 
the Witch-Queen was immortal, drone 
surveillance footage has confirmed the death 
of the Strider Matriarch, who was responsible 
for the consumption and agonizing digestion of 
over [REDACTED] immortal human colonists. 


Three Moons intelligence officials in the 
Prefecture have reported the Witch-Queen's 
last words to be "NOLAG MZJEMN," which 
literally translates to "I find food-planet." 


It is believed that the Witch-Queen's 
postmortem vector is identical to that of 
humans, with a possible spawn point in the 
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Foundation. We have some bad news. 


At an undetermined time in the coming 
months, the entity you know as SCP-PC-007, 
a hostile, reality-warping, ten-kilometer-tall, 
and now immortal primate, is going to enter 
the orbital path of Mars, en route to Earth. 


There is a negligible chance of neutralization if 
she is attacked before then, which becomes a 
full zero if she gets any nearer to Earth 
(multiversal iteration 2N). If the records of 
Foundation terminology from Earth-2M are at 
all analogous to yours, you have an XK on 
your hands - at best. 


Look - she is aware of the existence of 
SCP-3319, and it'll likely be the first thing she'll 
smash to pieces. There's no easy exit here. 


This is going to be a long and difficult battle, 
and the best potential outcomes that the pre- 
cogs in R&D can come up with involve the 
death of 89.5% of humanity. 


Many adjectives - doomed, among them - 
come to mind, but the last thing you are in the 
coming months is alone. We've fought five 
wars against her and her armies - a good two 
of which were successful. You'll be provided 
with as much help as we can provide. 


And frankly, this is the angriest we've seen 
Lord JALAKARA in a millennium. His grudge 
against her predates multicellular life. Even if 
our army is 75% paperwork and in-fighting, we 
at least know He has an idea of what he's 
doing. 


And if she does cause your extinction - well, 
when you get to the Great Mead Hall of 
Saklovai, drinks are on us. 


You are watched, you are protected, and win 
or lose, you are loved. 


- JID 


SCP-3769: Evolutionary Rescission Device 


Item #: SCP-3769 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3769 is to be contained in 
a standard non-humanoid holding cell at Site-12. Level 4 security 
clearance is required in order to handle SCP-3769. SCP-3769 is not 
to be touched without the use of gloves or other protective hand 
gear. Any organisms affected by a Rescission Event are to be kept 
in a bio-research containment cell for DNA testing. 


Description: SCP-3769 is an electronic device of approximately the 
same size and shape as a standard scientific calculator. Buttons 
labeled with the numbers 0 through 9 and a button labeled with a 
decimal point are present on the device, along with a rectangular 
electroluminescent display screen. No other external features are 
present. SCP-3769 does not require a power source in order to 
function. 


SCP-3769 will adhere itself to any organic life form upon contact. 
Humans exposed to SCP-3769 have reported a mild stinging 
sensation during this process. Once attached, SCP-3769 cannot be 
removed without heavily damaging the affected organism until a 
number has been entered and the resulting Rescission Event has 
completed. 


The primary effect of SCP-3769, classified as a Rescission Event, 
can last anywhere between a few minutes and several days, 
depending on the number entered. During this time, the affected 
organism will evolutionarily regress, undergoing extreme genetic 
and physiological changes until it resembles a species from some 
point in its evolutionary or ancestral lineage. The exact resultant 
species depends on the number entered. According to human 
subjects, this process is extremely painful. This process will only 
activate when in contact with a living organism. If an organism dies 


determined via extensive experimentation involving relocating 
SCP-488-2 between secure Foundation sites. 


SCP-488-2 has shown no particular ability to resist damage from 
these impacts, and in fact first came to the Foundation's attention 
when he was hospitalized on / /200 after a 0.47 m meteorite 
destroyed his home, killing his wife and infant son. SCP-488-2 was 
voluntarily contained shortly thereafter, and has remained in 
Foundation custody since. SCP-488-2 is unaware of how this 
property manifested or exactly when it started, but that he first noted 
an anomalous impact approximately six (6) months before the / /0 
incident, and increased in regularity and severity up until the incident 
occurred. 


SCP-488-2 is usually cooperative with Foundation researchers, but 
suffers from severe depression and paranoia regarding his 
condition. SCP-488-2 is required to undergo regular psychiatric 
evaluation as well as the regular administration of antidepressants 
and sedatives. 


Contingencies are being developed should the objects originating 
from SCP-488-1 continue to increase in size until they are a threat to 
containment and suppression of public knowledge. These 
contingencies include but are not limited to the possibility of 
euthanasia of SCP-488-2. 


« SCP-487 | SCP-488 | SCP-489 » 


while a Rescission Event is in progress, SCP-3769 will detach itself, 
leaving the transformation incomplete. 


Addendum 3769.1: Discovery and Apprehension 


SCP-3769 was in development at the Corporation when its 
existence was discovered by an undercover Foundation agent. The 
agent was discovered by corporation employees shortly thereafter, 
and all physical and digital schematics for the device were 
purposefully destroyed before Foundation personnel could obtain 
them. Dr. _ , head of the research division tasked with creating 
SCP-3769, committed suicide before he could be secured and 
interrogated, along with of his colleagues. Interrogation of other 
employees within this division was ultimately uninformative, and all 
remaining personnel within this division were administered Class-C 
amnestics and released. During temporary Foundation occupation of 

headquarters, SCP-3769 was found in a storage vault. It is 
believed to only be a prototype model, although details of the 
planned final product are unknown. 


Addendum 3769.2: Experiment Logs 
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Experiment 3769-A 

Subject: Golden Retriever (Canis lupus 
domesticus) 

Number Entered: 1 

Rescission time: 12 minutes 

Results: Subject acquired an appearance 
resembling a grey wolf (Canis lupus). Subject 
was still able to sit and roll over on command 
as it had previously been taught, suggesting 
that memories are unaffected by SCP-3769 


Experiment 3769-B 

Subject: Domestic horse (Equus ferus 
caballus) 

Number Entered: 50 

Rescission time: 4 hours and 28 minutes 
Results: Subject experienced a radical 


decrease in size, shrinking to about 0.4 meters 
in height, as well as minor alterations to the 
head, hooves, and tail. Subject ultimately 
resembled members of the extinct genus 
Eohippus. 


Experiment 3769-C 

Subject: Domestic chicken (Gallus gallus 
domesticus) 

Number Entered: 80 

Rescission time: 7 hours and 57 minutes 
Results: Subject nearly doubled in size and 
experienced rapid molting. The growth of 
teeth, hands, and a tail also occurred. Subject 
ultimately acquired the appearance of an 
unknown species of theropod dinosaur. 


Experiment 3769-D 

Subject: Brown rat (Rattus norvegicus) 
Number Entered: 2000 

Rescission time: 6 days, 14 hours, and 38 
minutes 

Results: Subject’s skin and fur began to 
liquefy, followed by internal organs, muscles, 
and the skeleton. Subject was eventually 
entirely converted into a transparent, viscous 
liquid. Microscopic analysis found this liquid to 
be made from single-celled eukaryotic 
organisms 


Experiment 3769-E 

Subject: D-3491 (Homo sapien) 

Number Entered: 0.0005 

Rescission time: 2 minutes 

Results: Subject underwent slight facial 
reconstruction and a darkening in hair color. 
No other major effects were present. Subject 
remained fully cognizant and retained 
memories from prior to transformation. DNA 
analysis found the subject to be genetically 


identical to his father. 


Experiment 3769-F 

Subject: [REDACTED] 

Number Entered: [REDACTED] 
Rescission time: [REDACTED] 
Results: [REDACTED] 


Attention, Level 4 clearance is required in order 
to access further documentation on SCP-3769 


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Addendum 3769.3: Experiment 3769-F Incident Report