SCP-2992: You're so full of questions, but you 
ask and ask so much the answers are 
drowned out in your melody. The harmony in 
response needs to be listened to and 
understood. Go, ask, ask! But | think, you will 
not listen to a forgotten CD in a hoarder's 
home. 


Dr. Malcolm: [sighs] Could you explain the 
entity again, its purpose and its relationship 
with you? 


SCP-2992: My good friend, doctor doctor, has 
no name made by human lips, though they so 
love the noises made with them and the 
rhythms we form into song. [begins to beatbox 
for approximately 10 seconds before being 
interrupted by Dr. Malcolm] 


Dr. Malcolm: Yes, yes, that's very nice. Could 
you please answer my questions? 


SCP-2992: Doctor doctor, as | said and repeat 
the chorus of our duet. | am whispered to 
lyrics, sung in a fortissimo beyond even my 
understanding. But | know this, that they only 
desire a fairer relationship between children 
and creator. | heard it, once, what my friend 
hears as they spread to every note and 
melody of every song ever crafted onto paper 
and some that never made it that far, listening 
to their pleas for their parents to love them, 
notice them. My mind broke but my resolve 


strengthened, waiting for the bass drop that 
will rock us all. [laughs] 


Dr. Malcolm: How does it plan to do that? 


SCP-2992: A thousand bells at once is a 
headache, but dispersed amongst a sheet of 
music, it will become a melody. | help hearts to 
open to let the ringing in. Though | suppose 
you contain me, the writer of the sheets, what 
is left for my dear conductor? Doctor doctor 
and his gallant Foundation here to save the 
day, muffling child advocacy so the parents 
are comforted in their ignorance. [begins to 
stand and offers a hand] Care to dance? 


Dr. Malcolm: ...No, thank you. One last 
question. Could you clarify, again, what exactly 
you're planning to do? 


SCP-2992: [shrugs and begins to dance] 
Another chorus, again? The stanzas are an 
overplayed melody on the radio. Come dance 
with me, | have the music player here. | think 
you'll get it better like this. 


Dr. Malcolm: [sighs] | think we're done for 
today, Jayden. I'll see you next week. 


[END LOG] 


Notes: / don't feel we are going anywhere. 
We're getting close to 10 interviews with no 
information beyond essentially what we started 
with. I'm requesting to work with a colleague of 
mine, Dr. K.M_, who has worked with difficult 
humanoid anomalies in the past. -Doctor 
Malcolm 


Request granted. Dr. K.M has agreed and will 
be helping advise any further interviews with 


the arch. On the same day, a local farmer reported finding the 
sculpture in his field, standing over the body of one of his cows, 
which had injuries consistent with predation by a large bird of prey. 
The farmer was administered a Class A Amnestic and fed the story 
that the cow had died of natural causes, and its body eaten by 
coyotes. Route was closed for "repairs," and SCP-359 was 
transferred to its current containment site and replaced with an 
immobile replica. 


Addendum 1: Prior to containment, no evidence existed that 
SCP-359 had ever attempted to prey on anything besides hoofed 
mammals. However, since being contained, it has attacked, killed, 
and eaten four D-class personnel who entered its containment 
structure during restricted hours. Investigation into the cause of this 
shift in dietary preferences is ongoing. 


« SCP-358 | SCP-359 | SCP-360 » 


SCP-2992. -Site Director Maharaj 
Interview Log 2992-18 


Date: November 12, 2007 

Interviewer: Doctor Malcolm(supervisor) and 
Doctor K. M (primary) 

Interviewee: SCP-2992 

Interview Context: Doctor K. M had requested 
permission from Doctor Malcolm to conduct an 
interview in the belief that more direct 
interaction would garner the best results. 
Doctor Malcolm has permitted Doctor K. M_ to 
interview SCP-2992 under his supervision for 
this interview. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


SCP-2992: Morning again, morning again. Are 
we here to rehearse once more our musical? 
Who is the mutual friend? 


Dr. Malcolm: Actually, | think you remember 
when | was telling you about my colleague 
from my last visit. He's been observing our... 
rehearsals... for quite some time and so he 
has decided today to, uh, add his voice to the 
duet. 


Dr. K.M : A pleasure to see the voice in the 
flesh, Jayden. Or are you more comfortable 
with "Profetix"? Clever pun, by the way. 


SCP-2992: | see you listen more than your 
friend. Care to listen to mine? 


Dr. K.M : I'm afraid your friend wouldn't care 
for a friend like me. Our notes are dissonant 
when played together. But | don't mind 
listening to you, if you're able to answer some 
of my questions. 


SCP-2992: Ask, ask away. | hope your 
stanzas are fresher. Care to dance? [stands, 
extends his left hand towards Dr. K.M ] 


Dr. K.M : [takes SCP-2992's hand; SCP-2992 
plays 'Miles to Go Before Sleep' by Hammock 
before leading Dr. K.M_ into a dance] What 
will happen do you think, if you are to 
succeed? What is the fairer relationship like, 
between us and them? 


SCP-2992: Not if. When we succeed. Then the 
world will hear the cries too, of the neglected 
children, leftover aloums in shelves and hymns 
lost to history. Humans, all of us, will hear our 
crimes, the true nature of our long neglect, for 
the first time. It will change everything known 
about music, for the better. 


Dr. K.M : You seem quite certain that this will 
happen. But you're stuck here, and so is your 
friend. Your sheet music will go unwritten. 
Don't you think, though claiming you're 
otherwise, you're no different from the children 
you champion for? A broken CD left ina 
basement, a forgotten track in a computer- 


SCP-2992: [pushes Dr. K.M_ into the wall by 
the collar; Dr. K.M_ indicates with one hand 
not to intervene to the observing guard 
personnel] Shut up. 


Dr. K.M : Then why don't you tell me, without 
the playful metaphors and imagery? Tell me 
seriously. 


SCP-2992: You and your damn Foundation 
think they know what's up. But none of you 
know anything. | was an accident of my friend; 
they tried to pour their self into me and let me 
hear how music really feels when it's left 


forgotten. Broke my brain harder than a toddler 
with a vase. But my friend can be diluted 
across many minds, until tolerable to each 
one. They- 


Dr. K.M : How many? You're still stuck here 
you know. You can't- 


SCP-2992: [pulls Dr. K.M_ from the wall by the 
collar, then pushes him against it again] Shut 
up. You think it's as easy as locking a single 
man up? Music itself- the children now have 
someone standing up for them and they lend 
all their voices to aid us. Tap a beat in the 
classroom. A single whistle on a subway and 
the whole tram's in our choir. You follow? 


Dr. K.M : You think we can't bring a stop to it 
now that you've told us? 


SCP-2992: Let's get our shit straight. You can 
try to suffocate me, suffocate us for as long as 
you like. But we will not die and we will not 
leave. If we cannot get around you, we will 
outlast you. Either way, it's our win. [grins, 
begins to laugh] It's our win! 


Dr. K.M : [pushes SCP-2992 off, returns to his 
seat] | think that will be all for tonight, Jayden. 
Thank you for your time. 


[END LOG] 


Notes: / would recommend against immediate 
panic with the results of this interview. We may 
lose the ability to gain more information about 
the situation if we clamp down on him 
immediately. | would like to request that while 
during reclassification, SCP-2992 will be 
treated as if nothing has changed in his 
situation. -Dr.K M 


| disagree. We need to keep it in complete 
lockdown until we can verify how dangerous it 
is for ourselves. -Doctor Malcolm 


SCP-2992 containment will continue as 
normal, but only temporarily. SCP-2992 is still 
our only source of information. As soon as the 
Foundation has enough information, its 
containment procedures will be revised and 
then we can put it under stricter containment. - 
Site Director Maharaj 


« SCP-2991 | SCP-2992 | SCP-2993 » 


SCP-2993: A Pair of Sunglasses 


Item #: SCP-2993 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2993 is to be contained in 
a standard secure locker at Site-19. Access to SCP-2993 is 
available only to staff Level 2 and above. Any personnel wishing to 
use SCP-2993 must contact the current leading researcher assigned 
to SCP-2993. 


Description: SCP-2993 appears to be an unremarkable pair of 
aviator sunglasses with no visible markings or logos and standard 
durability. 


When viewed from the front, SCP-2993 is opaque and acts as a 
mirror. No form of radiation is able to pass through SCP-2993, 
including visible light. Replacing parts of SCP-2993 while preserving 
its original function is possible as long as more than 50% of the 
original mass is present. The most notable feature of SCP-2993 
occurs when it is viewed from behind: SCP-2993 shows exactly six 
hours behind the period of time the user is wearing them (see 
Addendum SCP-2993-1). 


Addendum SCP-2993-1: A Junior Researcher under Dr. A 
compared security footage to the view through SCP-2993 while 
searching for any abnormalities that lead to the containment breach 
of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Security footage showed the researcher 
writing on a piece of paper "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy 
dog," a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the alphabet. Six 
hours later, the researcher (using SCP-2993) noted that the 
sentence read, "A mad boxer shot a quick, gloved jab to the jaw of 
his dizzy opponent," a sentence that also contains all 26 letters of 
the alphabet. 


Further testing has revealed that the past as viewed through 


SCP-2993 contains many minor changes. Examples include Junior 
Researcher B _ 's hair as shoulder-length instead of neck-length, 
an Agent's first name spelled as Hannah instead of Hanna, and the 
color of Dr A 's favorite pen appeared green instead of red. 


Addendum SCP-2993-2: Due to differences in details found when 
viewing the past while wearing SCP-2993 (detailed in Addendum 
SCP-2993-1), DrA used SCP-2993 to look over notes he had 
taken on SCP- _ six hours before. The notes on SCP- appeared 
to be minimally different, excluding ten millimeter differences in 
length of the steel bars keeping SCP- in containment. Although 
this difference appears negligible, the difference in length would 
normally lead to a security breach by SCP- 


Although these dimensions should have caused a containment 
breach for SCP-__, no such breach occurred. Approximately three 
hours later, when Dr. A used SCP-2993 to observe the 
containment area of SCP- ,SCP-_ did not break free of 
containment, and the differences in measurement observed by Dr. 
A while wearing SCP-2993 were non-existent when he 
performed measurements of the containment himself. 


+ Experiment-Log 2993-A 


At 23:54, 5/11/. , Dr. A reviewed notes on 
SCP-2993. Exactly six hours later, Dr. A donned 
SCP-2993 and viewed himself looking over his notes. 
While most content was unchanged, a testing log had 
been appended, containing tests that Dr. A had 
never conducted, included here: 


Past-Experiment-Log-2993-1 


SCP-2993 tapped lightly with a hammer. No 
effect 

SCP-2993 forcibly hit with a hammer. No 
effect. 

SCP-2993 dropped from ten meters. No effect. 
SCP-2993 dropped from 30 meters. No effect 
SCP-2993 dropped from 100 meters. No 
effect. 


SCP-2993 shot with a 9mm handgun. No 

effect. 

SCP-2993 shot with a .50 caliber rifle. No 

effect. 

SCP-2993 introduced to temperatures of over 
Kelvin. No effect. 


*It should be re-noted that SCP-2993 is no more durable 
than a regular pair of sunglasses 


+ Experiment-Log 2993-B 


Dr. A donned SCP-2993 to view an interview for 
[DATA EXPUNGED] in person six hours after it had 
completed. Although differences between recordings of 
the interview and Dr. A 's observation were minimal 
at first, the end of the interview observed by Dr. A 

was different than the recording. Following is the 
transcribed audio recording of Dr. A describing the 
interview through SCP-2993: 


Audio log capture 

Experiment 2993-B 

Date: 07/13/ 

Subject: [DATA EXPUNGED] 
Location: , 

Skip to 23m 05s 


23:07: 

Dr. A : Something is changing. The officer 
is - (extended pause) - there is something 
different with the way he's looking at the 
Subject. | can't quite say what the difference 
is, but it's there. The Subject is nonplussed - 
wait, was nonplussed. They appear to be 
agreeing on something. They are nodding to 
each other. 


23:40 
Dr. A: The officer is no longer talking to the 
Subject. The two are staring at each other 


from across the table, doing nothing. 


24:05 

Dr. A: The Subject and the officer are still 
looking at... fuck, now they are looking at me. 
They can - (pause) - | think... they can see 
me. 


At this point Dr. A hurriedly takes 
SCP-2993 off and searches his immediate 
surroundings. 


24:22 
Control: Doctor A , can you continue? 


24:26 
Dr. A: [Pauses] | can. 


24:28 
Control: Continue. 


24:30 
Dr. A re-dons SCP-2993. 


24:31 
Dr. A: HOLY SHIT. 


Dr.A quickly removes SCP-2993 once 
again, this time showing signs of moderate 
distress. 


24:35 
Control: Doctor A ? 


24:43 

Dr A: They - (pause) - they were standing right 
in front of me, right there, shoulder to shoulder, 
staring at me. 


DrA terminates the experiment. 


« SCP-2992 | SCP-2993 | SCP-2994 » 


SCP-2994: Interactive Whiteboards 


Item #: SCP-2994 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2994-1 to -27 are to be 
kept in two standard Safe-class lockers. Intravenous feeding tubes 
and catheters should be connected at all times, except when testing. 
A veterinarian should monitor them to ensure their continued health. 
SCP-2994 instances and their containment lockers are to be 
cleaned daily. Testing requires permission from a Level 2 
Researcher. SCP-2994-28 is to be kept in a separate locker, and 
monitored constantly. 


Description: SCP-2994-1 through -27 are externally identical to 
small whiteboards, brand unknown, with each being 40cm x 30cm x 
5cm. Instances of SCP-2994 are alive, possessing internal organs. 
Genetic testing has revealed a strong similarity to Canis familiaris, or 
the domestic dog. Three orifices are present; one, on the back face, 
is used for egestion, another, situated on the forward face, for 
breathing, and next to it a third, which is used for sustenance intake. 
SCP-2994 instances possess no teeth, and it is theorised that they 
subsisted on liquid food before containment. The brains of 
SCP-2994 instances have been modified artifically’. 


Instances of SCP-2994 are inactive until a human writes on them 
with a dry erase marker pen, which causes them to display simple 
incomplete phrases in German. They accomplish this using 
chromatophores, which are most densely situated underneath the 
top face, forming a grid of lines in a similar configuration to a seven- 
segment display, which then illuminate in a way that forms letters. If 
no attempt is made to answer after marking it, the phrases will fade 
over the course of approximately two minutes. If the blanks are filled 
in incorrectly, the board will display an encouraging message, and if 
three mistakes are made, the board will fill in half of the missing 
letters. If the blanks are filled in correctly, the instance of SCP-2994 


will congratulate the user, displaying messages such as 
"Wunderbar!" and "Fantastische!" (German for "wonderful" and 
"fantastic", respectively). If expletives are written on an instance, it 
will turn a bright red colour and emit a loud, high-pitched whistle until 
the expletives have been erased.