Description: SCP-1675 is a digitigrade bipedal automaton of 
unknown manufacture that is apparently capable of indefinite 
operation with no detectable external power source or need for fuel. 
SCP-1675 stands approximately 1 m in height and appears to have 
been built for law enforcement or military application as it is 
equipped with high-strength manipulator arms, armor plating 
capable of withstanding small arms fire, and two shoulder-mounted 
machine guns fed from a hopper located on its back. 


Under normal circumstances, SCP-1675 is docile and harmless; left 
to its own devices, it will wander its containment area listlessly and 
does not pose a danger to any personnel. SCP-1675 will non- 
violently resist attempts to deactivate or disassemble it but will 
otherwise not resist any attempts to inspect or observe it. Attempts 
to discern more about its internal configuration have not been 
successful to date. 


Whenever SCP-1675 is exposed to a specimen of genus Anser, 
Branta, or Chen, it will become highly aggressive and attempt to kill 


the specimen by any means possible. SCP-1675 is single-minded, 
efficient, and exhibits possible intelligence in its ability to operate 
tactically when need arises. 


Periodically and while attacking such specimens, SCP-1675 will emit 
audible speech from a speaker located near its head, generally 
consisting of anti-avian propaganda in French. SCP-1675 has not 
responded to any attempts to communicate thus far. 


SCP-1675 was discovered by rangers in National Foreston / / 

. At time of discovery, SCP-1675 had killed over specimens over 
a 27-hectare area. SCP-1675 was recovered without incident by the 
responding Foundation containment team and all witnesses were 
administered a Class A amnestic. 


Addendum 1675-01: Log of Notable Experiments 


Date: / / 

Subject: One (1) Anser anser domesticus (domestic goose) 
Provided Tools: None 

Result: SCP-1675 quickly chased down and strangled subject using 
its manipulator arms. 

Emitted Speech: "The only good goose is a dead goose." 


Date: // 

Subject: One (1) A. anser domesticus 

Provided Tools: Single-edged combat knife 

Result: SCP-1675 used provided knife as a thrown weapon to 
wound Subject, retrieved knife, then killed Subject with a single 
lateral cut to its neck. SCP-1675 retained knife, but surrendered it 
without resistance to research personnel. 

Emitted Speech: "There will be no peace until all geese are dead." 


Date: / / 

Subject: One (1) A. anser domesticus 

Provided Tools: Ten (10) rounds of 5.56mm ammunition 

Result: SCP-1675 loaded provided ammunition into its hopper, then 
killed Subject with a single accurate burst of three (3) rounds at 
close range. Research staff were unable to remove the loaded 
ammunition. 

Emitted Speech: "Geese are a blight that must be purged." 


Date: // 

Subject: Three (3) Branta canadensis (Canada goose) 

Provided Tools: None 

Result: SCP-1675 stood still until Subjects approached, then 
ambushed and strangled one Subject using its manipulator arms 
while firing its remaining ammunition at the other fleeing Subjects. 
Emitted Speech: "All geese shall roast in the flames of righteous 
justice." 


Date: / / 

Subject: One (1) Cygnus olor (Mute swan) 

Provided Tools: None 

Result: SCP-1675 did not immediately react to Subject. When 
Subject approached within 1 m of SCP-1675 to investigate, Subject 
was gently pushed away. 

Emitted Speech: "Nothing to see here, move along." 


« SCP-1674 | SCP-1675 | SCP-1676 » 


SCP-1676: Customer Loyalty Program 


Item #: SCP-1676 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1676-1 is contained ina 
secure vehicle bay at Humanoid Containment Site-06-3, with its 
keys contained in a separate secure locker except as needed for 
vehicle maintenance or experimentation. Regular vehicle 
maintenance in accordance with SCP-1676-1's manufacturer 
recommended maintenance schedule is to be performed by 
HCS-06-3 mechanics. 


Guard personnel assigned to SCP-1676 are to be equipped with 
nonlethal weapons. All instances of SCP-1676-2 are to be 
immediately detained and contained in separate standard humanoid 
containment cells in the E wing of HCS-06-3. Automated systems 
monitoring police databases are to be programmed to trigger alerts 
when any vehicle of the same make and model as SCP-1676-1 is 
involved in an accident, and containment staff are to be notified of 
these events. 


Description: SCP-1676-1 is a white, two-door 2001 Chevrolet S-10 
Blazer LS consistent with those produced at the assembly plant in 
Linden, New Jersey. SCP-1676-1's components lack any identifying 
serial numbers or Vehicle Identification Numbers (VINs), and where 
the driver's-side windshield VIN plate would normally be, there is 
instead a sterling silver plaque with the words "Customer Loyalty 
Program". Records obtained from all assembly plants that produced 
such vehicles did not find any discrepancies able to explain 
SCP-1676-1's existence. When fueled, SCP-1676-1 starts and 
operates normally. 


Whenever a vehicle of identical make, model, and year to 
SCP-1676-1 is involved in an automotive collision in which the driver 
is killed as a direct result, an exact duplicate of the driver will appear 


in the driver's seat of SCP-1676-1 precisely 37 hours and 21 
minutes later. Designated instances of SCP-1676-2, these 
duplicates appear to be completely indistinguishable from their 
original subjects, including clothing worn, items carried, stomach 
contents, and memories up until the exact moment of impact. 


SCP-1676-1 was discovered in a suburban neighborhood in 
[REDACTED], Michigan following the appearance of SCP-1676-2-1 
on 2001- - . Civilian witnesses were unable to determine how or 
when SCP-1676-1 was located there, and all witnesses were 
administered a Class A amnestic and released following 
questioning. At time of discovery, SCP-1676-1's main odometer and 
trip meter both indicated 0.0 miles. The keys were in the ignition, but 
no evidence to suggest that it had ever been driven was found. 


Addendum 1676-1: Incident Log 

On 2003- - , an incident occurred in which the driver of a Blazer 
was Critically wounded in a front-end collision in downtown 
[REDACTED]; an instance of SCP-1676-2 appeared precisely on 
schedule but the original subject did not die from his injuries until 
three (3) days following the accident. No other anomalies were 
noted, and the instance of SCP-1676-2 was contained as per 
standard procedures. 


Addendum 1676-2: Observer Note 


Both Dr. 's proposal to terminate all contained 
instances of SCP-1676-2 and Dr. __'s proposal to 
convert all such instances to Class D personnel have 
been vetoed following review by the Foundation Ethics 
Committee. While the cost of containment is high, the 
Committee will not condone the murder of innocent 
civilians without proof that they are a direct threat to the 
Foundation or its mission. 


That the number of new SCP-1676-2 instances being 
produced is dramatically slowing down as such vehicles 
leave common usage combined with the deaths of 
existing instances through natural means means that 
there is an end in sight and thus is good enough for the 
time being. 


Dr. 
Senior Observer 


« SCP-1675 | SCP-1676 | SCP-1677 » 


SCP-1677: The Song Stuck In Your Head 


Item #: SCP-1677 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-1677 are to 
be contained in Secure Documents Storage and digitally reproduced 
monthly to prevent degradation. During copying procedures, no 
personnel are to directly observe the printed surface of SCP-1677 
instances. 


In the event of further instances of SCP-1677 being recovered, 
D-1677 Dr. is to be tasked with transcribing them for 
containment and study. 


In the event of containment breach, infected personnel are to be 
sedated by security staff. The use of sound dampening equipment is 
required, and care must be taken to avoid prolonged physical 
contact. Any personnel that experience persistent symptoms 
consistent with SCP-1677 infection are to report for medical 
examination immediately. 


Description: SCP-1677 comprises two (2) distinct varieties of 
memetic contagion, labeled SCP-1677-A and SCP-1677-B. Both 
take the form of handwritten documents describing music. Anyone 
reading the documents, provided they can understand standard 
musical format, will be infected with the corresponding SCP-1677 
instance. 


SCP-1677-A takes the form of an unknown song with a metered 
length of one minute and thirty-two seconds (1:32). SCP-1677-A 
infection can be transmitted via any form of musical reproduction of 
its pattern, including a wide variety of instruments and vocal 
intonation. Any reproduction of SCP-1677-A derived from an 
infected source will maintain its anomalous properties, provided it 
retains at least 77% fidelity. This effect extends to digital recordings, 


and further recursive recordings that meet the fidelity requirements. 


The primary anomalous symptom of SCP-1677-A infection is the 
perception of the song described in its written form without 
discernible source. As the disease progresses, the perceived 
volume of the song increases. A corresponding increase in the 
activity levels of the portions of the brain responsible for processing 
auditory stimuli is also shown. In later stages of the disease the 
severity of the anomalous symptoms increase, leading to an inability 
to process external sounds, a loss of the ability to cogitate, a brief 
comatose state, and finally death as the brain fails from stress. 


SCP-1677-A infection can be treated by multiple means. The most 
effective is the administration of amnestics to the infected under 
sedation. However, this method is only effective prior to the latter- 
stage comatose state induced by the disease. Other methods 
include overriding the pattern stored in the brain via external stimuli 
of sufficient volume and duration’. Once the perceived volume of 
the anomalous sound reaches a certain magnitude, this method 
becomes ineffective due to the inability of the inner ear to process 
external sounds of sufficient volume and duration before failing. 
Finally, direct electrical stimulation of the affected portions of the 
brain can disrupt the pattern; however, the necessary duration for 
efficacy of this treatment is usually very harmful. 


See attached documentation for SCP-1677-A recovery report. 


SCP-1677-B takes on the form of the song by — , though 
no other recorded instance of the song displays its anomalous 
properties, nor does the artist show any connection to SCP-1677-A. 
Like SCP-1677-A, SCP-1677-B can be transmitted sonically and 
follows a similar progression, though at an accelerated rate. 


SCP-1677-B is of special note due to the fact that, unlike its 
predecessor SCP-1677-A, it can be transmitted via physical contact. 
This greatly increases the risk of exposure. The mechanism by 
which this is accomplished has yet to be determined. SCP-1677-B 
transmits via physical contact by transferring its pattern through the 
irregular heartbeat of the infected host. This also explains the 
increased rate at which death occurs in the victims as compared to 
SCP-1677-A. Prolonged contact with the infected is to be avoided. 


Due to the more significant duration and faster development of 
SCP-1677-B, early treatment of the infected with amnestics is a 
priority. 


See attached documentation for SCP-1677-B recovery report. 
+ Recovery Report SCP-1677-A 


Recovery Report SCP-1677-A: Foundation personnel 
stationed at the CDC responded to the reports of a 
sudden mass outbreak at High School in 

, on / /19 . Investigation into the incident 
revealed the source of the infection to be a school-wide 
announcement on the part of , a Student. All in 
attendance were infected by SCP-1677-A. Upon 
interview stated that he had heard SCP-1677-A 
from an embedded sound file at .com. Further 
investigation has revealed no trace of the initial vector. 
With the exception of Dr. , a music teacher in 
attendance, all infected with SCP-1677-A were 
administered amnestics and reports of the outbreak were 


buried. Dr. , now labeled D-1677, was taken into 
custody in order to transcribe SCP-1677-A for further 
study. 


+ Recovery Report SCP-1677-B 


Recovery Report SCP-1677-B: Foundation personnel 
stationed at the CDC responded to reports of an 
outbreak matching SCP-1677’s description at 

Hospital in , on / /20 .A task force disguised 
as a CDC quarantine team was dispatched to recover it. 
Only one member of the quarantine force was infected 
by SCP-1677-B, resulting from the as-then-unknown 
physical vector. The infected member was sedated and 
administered amnestics as per SCP-1677 containment 
protocols at the time, and later made a full recovery. Due 
to the accelerated progression of the disease, seven (7) 
civilians succumbed to the infection prior to containment. 
The remainder were treated with amnestics and a cover 
story was created to explain the outbreak. 


Investigation traced the infection to patient A 
search of his apartment revealed two previous victims of 
SCP-1677-B. The inhabitants appeared to be in the 
midst of resettling, and no networked devices were 
found. The original source vector for SCP-1677-B 
remains unknown. 


Addendum 1677-01: As per Ethics Committee recommendation, 
requests by D-1677 (henceforth referred to as Dr. ) for official 
employment at the Foundation have been granted. Dr. has been 
assigned to Site 's Anartistry Suppression Department.2 


Addendum 1677-02: As a result of Dr. 's research, a screening 
program has been developed to filter out possible SCP-1677 
iterations from incoming media files. The program is being 
implemented on all Foundation devices capable of connecting to 
outside networks. 


Footnotes 
1. Must exceed the perceived volume and duration of the effect. 
2. Dr. has a doctorate in Art History 


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SCP-1678: UnLondon 


Item #: SCP-1678 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1678 remains only 
partially contained. Mobile Task Forces Tau-4 and Epsilon-6 have 
succeeded in establishing a defensible perimeter around the Hyde 
Park district of SCP-1678, with cases of SCP-1678-A largely 
ceasing their attacks on the perimeter of the Foundation-held area. 
A long-term research base is currently under construction, and 
Mobile Task Force commanders are preparing an assault on the 
SCP-1678 Natural History Museum with the intent of capturing a 
forward command post to direct defense efforts. Current short-term 
aims involve the capture of, and extension of the defensible 
perimeter to, the SCP-1678 Natural History Museum, and to 
research and to ascertain the origins, construction, and weaknesses 
of the SCP-1678-A entities. Long-term aims involve efforts to halt, 
hinder, or control the production of the SCP-1678-A entities, and to 
assault the SCP-1678 Houses of Parliament, where the being, 
entity, or intelligence responsible for the creation of SCP-1678 is 
believed to reside, and to capture and contain the aforementioned 
being.