Clearance Use: Trained Level-2 and Above 
Delivery Methods: Oral, Injection 

Effectiveness: 20 - 72hrs 

Usage Protocols: Approved for General Field Use 


Side Effects: Sedation, Prolonged Paresthesia, Migraines, Blurred 


Vision 


Detailed Description: Chemically, there is little difference between 
Class-A and Class-B. The main difference is the application; Class- 
A is inhaled, whereas Class-B is either ingested or injected directly 
into the bloodstream. Used in this fashion, Class-A is allowed to 
have a larger effect on the body than it would normally have. Class- 
B commonly comes in the form of dissolving tablets or liquid. 


The most common delivery method is by dissolving Class-B tablets 
into water and allowing the individual to ingest it. Use of Class-B is 
also commonly employed in ballistic syringes and launched via 
compressed gas. Class-B is just as safe to use as Class-A, making 
it ideal for use in many departments. Class-B also has a record of 
far fewer accidental self-application incidents than Class-A, due in 
part to its delivery and storage, allowing for a single user to 
administer without the presence of additional staff. 


CLASS-C 


Visual Code: Triple Bronze Stripe 


Clearance Use: Level-3 Authorization and Above 
Delivery Methods: Injection 
Effectiveness: 4 - 9 Days 


Usage Protocols: General Use for Post-Interrogations/Detainment 
at a Foundation Controlled Site 


Side Effects: Sedation, Slight Paralysis (Medical Attention 
Required) 


Detailed Description: Unlike Class-A and Class-B, Class-C is a 
much more potent variant. As such, the after effects and risk 
inherent to the application of Class-C requires the aid of Foundation 
medical personnel. Persons must have medical training to 


administer Class-C via syringe directly into the bloodstream. Class- 

C is mainly employed to detained individuals so that Class-C can be 
used in a controlled setting. Afterwards, detainees may be released 

only after being cleared by medical staff. 


Class-C is not approved for general field use and may only be 
requested by investigators, interrogators, and any other Level-3 
approved usage. Class-C has a 92.8% success rate, and may 
require follow-up examinations or doses. Personnel are prohibited 
from using Class-C on a single individual more than four times. 


CLASS - D 


Visual Code: Checkered Olive Band 


Clearance Use: Requires at Least Two Level-3 Personnel 
Authorization and Supervision to be Administered 


Delivery Methods: Injection (2 Stage Dose Through IV) 
Effectiveness: +3 Weeks 


Usage Protocols: To be Used to Counter Effects of Anomalous 
Psychoses and/or Memetic Incursions 


Side Effects: Sedation, Paralysis (Post-Incident Rehabilitation 
Required), Possible Brain Damage 


Detailed Description: Class-D once held a lower designation until it 
was superseded and replaced with a more appropriate amnestic 
(see Class-C) for use on detainees. Before that, Class-D was 
employed regularly with limited success in individuals as many 
adverse-effects of the brain after application were found to be 
inadmissible by the Ethics Committee. Thus, Class-D was reviewed 
and found to be more appropriately used in cases where brain 
damage or a major chronic chemical imbalance was already 
prevalent in the individual. 


These cases usually involve anomalous mental effects and/or 
memetic incursions of the mind. Because the effects of memetics 
can be largely unknown, the use of a potent and riskier amnestic 
was approved as an option as to counter/control the effects. Class-D 
can only be employed by medical staff in a controlled setting. 
Level-3 supervision is required as to facilitate the protection of 
medical staff from the patient if needed. 


CLASS -E 


Visual Code: Vertical Salmon Bar 


Clearance Use: Level-4 Request Pending Case Decision by the 
Ethics Committee 


Delivery Methods: Injection (Multiple Stage Doses Through IV) 
Effectiveness: Complete Recall Expungement 


Usage Protocols: In Situations Where the Individual's Identity is 
Deemed to be a Threat. 


Side Effects: Sedation, Long-term Paralysis, Possible Brain 
Damage or Catatonic Symptoms (Post-Incident Rehabilitation 
Required) 


Detailed Description: Class-E can only be given by medical staff in 
a controlled setting after a formal request has been submitted by 
Level-4 staff and approved by the Ethics Committee. Upon 
administration, medical staff will be required to oversee the 
individual during recovery. Only 0.02% of individuals entered a 
permanent vegetative state after being administered Class-E. In 
these cases, the individual will be remitted to an appropriate civilian 
hospital indefinitely. 


[LEVEL-4 ACCESS ONLY] 


Additional Details: Class-E is not an amnestic. It is 


intentionally designed to put the individual into a drug 
induced coma permanently. It is to be used in cases 
where termination of an individual is not possible or 
preferable. Foundation staff of Level-3 or lower are not 
permitted to know the actual purpose of Class-E. 


For all intents and purposes, Class-E rehabilitation is to 
be interpreted as entirely possible and any observed 
adverse effects are to be explained as being the rare 
exception rather than the desired outcome. Persons 
administering Class-E may only do so once during their 
employment as to prevent suspicion. 


Visual Code: Solid Silver Band 
Clearance Use: Level-4 Authorization (Human Trial Testing) 


Delivery Methods: Injection (Multiple Stage Doses Used in 
Conjunction with Other Psychotropics), Visual/Audio Stimuli, 
Electroconvulsive Therapy 


Effectiveness: Memory Recall Expungement and Identity 
Reconditioning 


Usage Protocols: Experimental Use Only Pending Formal Review 


Side Effects: Sedation, Short-term Paralysis, Increased 
Susceptibility to Visual/Audio Stimuli 


Detailed Description: Class-F is currently in Alpha stages of 
testing. All data on human trials are currently under review by the 
Ethics Committee. In all human trials, 83.9% succeeded in complete 
retention of their respective reconditioned identities. The entire 
process approximately takes 5 days of continuous conditioning and 
therapy to produce the desired effect. 


SCP-782: All-New You 


Item #: SCP-782 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All known copies of SCP-782 
are to be kept at Storage Site- . copies are currently in storage; 
the total number of existing copies is unknown. Mobile Task Force 
Kappa- ("The Bookworms") is tasked with searching libraries, used 
book stores and thrift stores for copies still in circulation. Copies of 
SCP-782 must be stored in a low humidity environment to 
discourage decomposition. If possible, personnel handling copies of 
SCP-782 should not be capable of reading English. English-literate 
personnel are to treat SCP-782 as a Gabriel-7 level memetic threat. 


Description: SCP-782 is an anonymously published self-help book 
entitled "Three Easy Steps to an All-New You". No author is listed, 
and its publisher, , Closed in 199 . As was a SO- 
called "vanity publisher", none of the individuals associated with it 
claim to remember such a book, or indeed most of the books they 
published. In addition, all of 's records were destroyed when 
its CEO, , burnt down the company's head office in an 
attempt to commit insurance fraud. Due to these factors, SCP-782's 
unknown origins should not be considered paranormal in nature. 


When SCP-782 is read by an individual capable of understanding its 
content and message, it has a Type-P memetic effect upon the 
victim. SCP-782 alters the chemistry, connections, and even 
architecture of the brain. SCP-782's effect occurs in three stages. 
The three stages occur in various areas of the body over time, 
generally taking 7-14 months, though, rarely, it can happen over less 
than a single month. The first stage of the effect is that the victim 
begins to feel numbness in random places on the body; the 
numbness eventually fades. 


The second stage of the effect is that the victim is no longer able to 


Class-F can only be administered under the direction of psychology 
and medical staff in a controlled and completely isolated setting. 
Class-F is administered with a combination of other psychotropics to 
allow the individual to accept external input for reconditioning with 
limited subconscious resistance. External visual and audio stimuli 
will need to be personalized based on the individual's original 
psyche and their resulting fabricated identity for maximum 
probability of success. Coupled with the additional aid of 
electroconvulsive therapy, Class-F is very effective in identity 
reconditioning. 


Afterward, individuals may be released into the general population 
under minimal observation. In regards to specific SCPs, Class-F has 
been discussed as a passive and safer alternative to physical 
containment. 


[05 ACCESS ONLY] 


CLASSIFIED: ENNUI 


PROTOCOL 


Visual Code: Puce Icon 
Clearance Use: Unanimous Decision by O5 Council 
Delivery Methods: Unknown 
Effectiveness: Unknown 
Usage Protocols: For Emergency Use Only 
Side Effects: Unknown 
Detailed Description: 
To Whom it May Concern, 


If you are reading this, then something horrible 


has happened and despite your best efforts, 
this is your last desperate option. To be 
honest, there is no way to know what will 
happen. Whomever in their infinite wisdom 
made this, hastily scribbled the instructions on 
a notepad in the O5 office so very long ago. 


These instructions for the so-called Ennui 
Protocol explain the necessity of a unanimous 
decision by this council, a long code consisting 
of all O5 private employee numbers in reverse 
order typed into our work terminal, and that it 
should be referenced somewhere so we can 
find it again. This way we don't forget about it 
in situations like this. We assume it affects 
everyone in some fashion... we hope. 


Don't bother looking into it. Whatever the 
actual device or agent or cognitohazard or 
memetic phrase or some other abstract thing 
is, it's hidden very well somewhere in the 
bowels of Research Site-45 and the people 
who put it there are either dead or have long 
since forgotten about it. The truly bewildering 
thing is we don't even know how many times 
we've used the Ennui Protocol before this. We 
have to relearn it every time it seems. Even as 
| am writing this, we are preparing to invoke it 
off-site. So | am attempting to convey all the 
little clues left here and there and consolidate 
it in this handwritten note for either my future 
self or other O5 council members. 


Apparently, there are things that even us O5 
hide from ourselves. The only thing we know is 
that this has worked before. Good luck and 
God's speed. 


Secure. Contain. Protect. 


-O5 


An Alchemist Goes To War 


JAN 1 2018 01:17:33 AM UTC, Toronto, Canada 


Ruslav Diaghilev took a deep breath, and closed his eyes, listening 
to the sounds of the universe around him. That, and the chatter of 
the radios on his companions vests. The eight members of his 
personal Departmental MTF sat in the back of a standard 
Foundation transport. 


“Sir, are you sure about this?” Agent DuMourne said. “I have no 
objections to storming this place, but I’d rather not put you in 
danger.” Agent DuMourne lifted his rifle, checking it for the fifth time, 
since they left the site. 


“lam sure. Do not worry about me, Agent. | am able to handle 
myself,” Ruslav said, with a quiet smile. 


Agent DuMourne squinted his eyes for a moment, before shaking 
his head, and looking at the other members of the assembled Mobile 
Task Force. “Alright then. Oathkeepers, sound off ready status.” 


Around the transport vehicle, murmured assent was given, one by 
one. The various clacking of military doodads was their constant 
companion as the men and women in the Mobile Task Force 
readied themselves for combat. 


Ruslav adjusted his own gear, hand slipping over the pouches and 
pockets of his vest. Gone were the flowing bottle green robes of 
Elder Mastery, replaced instead by sensible mottled grey fatigues. 


“You requested this from the armory, right?” Agent DuMourne said, 
offering a semi-automatic pistol to Ruslav. The captain looked 
hesitant to be handing the weapon to Ruslav, but relinquished it to 
his hands. 


“Da, thank you captain. | didn’t have time to sign out a weapon 


myself.” Ruslav ejected the magazine, checking for ammunition, 
before retracting the slide a quarter inch to check for a round. He 
nodded at the empty chamber, and racked the slide, chambering a 
round, placing the semi automatic in the holster at his hip. “Spare 
magazines?” 


Agent DuMourne handed over the three spare magazines that 
Ruslav had requested, which dissapeared into the pouches on his 
belt. “We’re two klicks out. Let’s go over the plan one more time,” 
Agent DuMourne said, leaning forward over the central console. 
Displayed on the touch screen was a three dimensional map of 2732 
Maple Garden Way, the secondary headquarters of Ledenoff 
Technologies. 


“According to intel, this is where the assholes who made 3622 are 
holed up. The Director requested we accompany him on a little 
sight-seeing. Our orders are to cover the Director as he ascends to 
the 13th floor, and disables any potential threats from his 
department. Assuming everything is clear, we storm the 13th floor 
together, and neutralize the threat.” Agent DuMourne tapped on the 
loading dock, and the image zoomed in. “This is our only viable 
entrance. Amnestics are approved if necessary, but you're all aware 
of the level this is restricted to. Director, what kind of threats are we 
facing, exactly?” 


Ruslav leaned forward, and gestured, invoking the Fulminous aether 
to manipulate the image slightly. He gestured to the entrances 
around the stairs, “If this is who | think it is, there will be wards of 
water and earth here, and here.” Ruslav gestured to the windows of 
the thirteenth floor. “l suggest you do not look out the windows once 
we arrive on the floor. They are most likely warded as well.” 


A knock came from the driver’s cabin, “One minute.” 


Ruslav nodded, and drew forth the crozier to his right hand. “If you 
encounter anything you feel is anomalous, do not hesitate to call 
me. Most likely, there are alchemic constructs within the building. | 
would...not suggest fighting them. Bullets may slow them down, if 
they are corporeal. Aim center mass.” 


The transport van pulled to a hard stop, and the back door opened 


with a jolt. Agent DuMourne flipped the tablet off, and pulled the 
balaclava up and over his mouth, gesturing. The rearmost two 
agents slid into the darkness surrounding the office building, 
sweeping the area, and gesturing to the rest of the team. 


Agent DuMourne, Ruslav, and the others disembarked into a loose 
formation, striding with confidence towards the door, weapons ready 
but not leveled. Ruslav drew the pistol from his left hip with a 
practiced motion, and checked the safety, approaching the rear 
service entrance. 


Agent DuMourne gestured at the nearest Agent, who knelt in front of 
the door, fitting a small device up against the lock of the service 
door. A few moments later, a soft click permitted them into the 
building. 


Overhead lighting bathed the lobby in a soft yellow glow. The floors 
were a neutral white linoleum, the walls covered in marble-patterned 
green stone. The lights were low, the building mostly shut down for 
the night, except for a few people burning the midnight oil. 


Two security guards sat at the nearby desk, looking bored. Neither 
of them had noticed the group of heavily armed agents slide in the 
back entrance, and Agent DuMourne held a raised fist.