. ~ ailing 
~edium 
~3D 
~71que 
Identifier Original Dr. 
Wondertainment's 
Take-You-Anywhere 
~achine 
Description A sentient animate 
bicycle with capabilities 
of instant 
transportation. Item is 
colorful and has a 
cartoon face at the 
front. It is meant to be 
jucational. 


Marshall, Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


Initial 


Author Lucas 
~-onaco 
Interest Medium 


Item was 
acquired 
from an 
associate 
of Dr. 
Wondertainment 
during a 
mass recall 
of the 
product. 
Dr. 
Wondertainment 
has yet to 
rerelease 
the product 
and it is 
unknown 
why the 
mass recall 
took place. 
Associate 
speculates 
it is either 
an error in 
manufacturing, 
likely in 
regards to 
the feature 
of 
supposed 
time travel 
implied on 


Date 


10/18/2006 


Identifier Original Dr. 


Wondertainment's 
Take-You- 
Anywhere 
Machine 


the product 
description 
of the box 
that is 
nonexistent. 
Due to this, 
the item 
has been 
deemed 
valuable to 
auction off 
asa 
vintage 


Filed | DW334/ 
Openecdl WD6Y6/ 
rare ~ 3G7H 
Marshall, 
Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


DW334/ 

WD6Y6/ 

Alexande 
Beltman 


Sender 


A 
Wondertainment 
recall agent 
came by 
today. It 
asked 
questions 
about the 
Take-You- 
Anywhere 
Machine 
though | 
don't think 


Recipient Lucas 
Monaco 


more vivid than standard REM sleep. 


Stage 3: Full Manifestation 

Symptoms: Total dependence on SCP-510 for all 
biological functions. “Bonding” of the skin with SCP-510. 
Slow reduction in mental activity. 


Description: SCP-510 takes full control of all biological 
functions for the host organism. Damage to the growths 
at this point will result in the immediate death of the host, 
as the growths are now performing all biological 
functions for the body. A form of “accelerated atrophy” 
sets in, with muscular and skeletal structures beginning 
to weaken and shrink, and total shut-down of most 
organs. Subjects are observed to lose 44% of their body 
mass during this stage. SCP-510 will directly bond to the 
skin, replacing the thin “threads” with larger protrusions 
of the growths. The brain begins to slow down, and does 
not register any pain or awareness of these changes, 
showing high stimulation in areas with contentment and 
comfort. 


Stage 4: Conversion 

Symptoms: Rapid growth of SCP-510. Major reduction 
in host physical mass. Absorption of major organs and 
tissues by SCP-510. Host’s brain enters the “Deep 
Dream” state. 


Description: SCP-510 begins to compromise the basic 
structure of the body, “absorbing” organs, skin, bones, 
and muscles. Subject’s mass will be reduced to 1/10th of 
initial size, with only a few tissues and the brain 
remaining. The brain enters a state labeled “Deep 
Dreaming’, in which brain activity is reduced to a point 
that a subject may be declared legally dead. However, 
brain activity continues, with evidence of some sense of 
surroundings being recorded. This is remarkable, 
considering most hosts at this stage are a brain, spinal 
cord, and a few clumps of tissue encased in SCP-510 
growths. 


it knows we 
have it. It 
pretty 
much said 
if Someone 
is trying to 
sell one to 
us then to 
report it. Of 
course, | 
said okay 
and it left. 
Also, we 
lost contact 
with the 
associate. | 
don't know, 
Lucas. 
Wondertainment 
could be on 
to us. What 
if it shows 


Marshall, 
Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


DW334/ 
WD6Y6/ 
Sender Lucas 
Monaco 

lf it shows 

up again, 

just deny 

any 

questions. 

Due to 

Christmas 


Recipient Alexander 
Beltman 


approaching, 
we will 
have the 
item no 
longer in 
our 
possession 
soon at 
auction. As 
for the 
associate, | 
wouldn't be 
too 
concerned 
about 


Marshall, 
Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


Note: The following memos were retrieved after 
acquisition of SCP-3938 by MTF Mu-3. 


DW334/ 
WD6Y6/ 
Sender Alexande) Recipient Lucas 
Beltman Monaco 
Lucas, 
respond 
quick 
because a 
Wondertainment 
representative 
is on the 
line. They 
believe we 
may know 
the location 


of the item 
as we do 
with other 
items not in 
our 
possession. 
To clarify, 
they don't 
think we 
have it but 
think we 
may know 
someone 
who does. 
What do | 


Marshall, 
Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


DW334/ 
WD6Y6/ 
Sender Lucas 
Monaco 

Alright, | 

consulted 

with the 

tracking 

team and 

they are 

unsure. 

Although, 

there is 

reason to 

believe it is 

likely in 

Foundation 

custody 


Recipient Alexander 
Beltman 


which 
usually 


Marshall, 
Carter and 
Dark Ltd. 


Addendum 02: [LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] 
+ Insert Credentials 
The following note was found in the mail room of Site-13. 
To the SCP Foundation, 


| recently became aware that you all are in 
possession of a defective product, the Take- 
You-Anywhere Machine. The product has 
developed multiple problems but the main 
concern is in regard to its removed feature of 
time travel. It is unable to perform said function 
and is not supposed to have any memory of it. 
Our packaging department forgot to also 
change the box. On top of that, it has some 
residue left from the mechanisms which ran 
the time travel feature. 


For your safety, please ensure that no harm 
comes to this product or else it will explode. Of 
course, knowing how you all are, you wouldn't 
let harm come its way. As | was informed by 
my PR department, keep this information 
private to prevent unease. It's not good for 
business, they say. 


We will soon send our recall agent to retrieve 
the product. At the moment, he is being put 
back together after he blew up along with 
another Take-You-Anywhere Machine during 
transit. 


So please be careful and keep the bicycle 
calm and happy. It's best to not hurt its 
feelings. 


Sincerely, 
Dr. Wondertainment and associates 


Footnotes 

1. Investigation has shown no direct affiliation with Michael Jackson, 
Meat Loaf, and producers. 

2. Examples include buildings or rocky terrain. 

3. Defunct number which plays an automated message stating, 
"Sorry, Wondertainment is not associated with this number. Please 
contact customer service for when customer service services 
launch." 


SCP-3939: [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING 
RESEARCHER] 


Item #: SCP-3939 
Object Class: Unclassed 


Special Containment Procedures: Object is kept in standard pre- 
containment holding cell. A researcher is to be assigned to classify it 
as soon as possible. 


Description: None yet available. 


You read the object's document — all measly 24 words of it — and 
shudder at the work that lies ahead of you. 


Your name is Senior Researcher , and you are a researcher 
assigned to SCP-3939. 


Last week, you were demoted to from Class 4 to Class 3 on account 
of critical oversights in your last project. It wasn't your fault, but they 
didn't see it that way. Fortunately for you, that wasn't your last 
chance — but this is. SCP-3939 could be the last project you ever 
work on for the Foundation, and that prospect terrifies you. The 
thought of going 'home’, of having a ‘family’, a ‘normal life’, being 
able to do all the things normal people do — what the sheep do — 
that's not okay. The Foundation is your home, your family, where 
you belong. Your life's work is here, and now that it's all in jeopardy, 
you're more stressed than you've ever been. 


You have three days to develop full containment procedures for an 
unknown SCP. SCP-3939. You've done this a hundred times before, 
and they didn't give you an MTF to help you out, so how bad can it 
be? 


You get to work immediately. From the terminal in your office, you 
do what research you can to fill yourself in on what you've missed. It 


quickly becomes clear that all is not as it seems. You've asked the 
right people the right questions, but something is very wrong. The 
object has been in containment since Site-39's records began — 
thirteen years ago — but there is no history of its acquisition, of 
previous containment procedures, or even of previous researchers. 


So they've just had this anomalous object sitting about in some 
holding cell in storage for thirteen years, unclassed, uncontained, 
just doing whatever. And no one has thought to think about properly 
containing it until now. 


See, normally, stuff is at least classified immediately. You know, 
Safe, Euclid, Keter. However the Foundation found out about the 
skip, however it was retrieved, they must know something. But 
you've read the document twenty times now, and you know nothing. 
Except that it's a gramophone. At least they bothered to take a 
picture before they took it in. 


It's kind of weird that they gave it a number if it's not even been 
classified, you can't help but think to yourself. Well, you're not one to 
pass up a good opportunity. This will be your chance to shine. Make 
good enough containment procedures, and you might just get your 
Class 4 back, who knows. 


You've been given two Junior Researchers: Sally Hawthorne and 
Carlos Rodriguez. You've worked with both before, though only a 
small amount, and not less than a year ago. 


With that in mind, what's your first action? 


Three days? You've got time. This can wait until 
tomorrow. 


Enter the holding cell to see what's in there. 


Immediately send an email to the Site Director to 
ask what's going on. 


« SCP-3938 | SCP-3939 | SCP-3940 » 


SCP-3940: Biblical Vengeance Upon Bugs Bunny 


Item #: SCP-3940 
Object Class: Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: Following the death of Mel 
Blanc and the simultaneous occurrence of Incident 3940-1 on July 
10, 1989, no activity regarding this anomaly has been detected. 


Prior containment involved standard disinformation protocols 
regarding the states of the victims, and guidelines for tracking the 
presumed Archer. Efforts to protect predicted victims were 
attempted, but were ceased following 14 consecutive failures. 


Description: SCP-3940 refers to a series of 56 murders that took 
place between 1949 and 1989. In all cases, the victims were struck 
by one or more arrows from an unseen source. All targets 
subsequently expired due to physical trauma, regardless of the 
speed and quality of medical attention administered. The estimated 
time between initial injury and loss of consciousness has never been 
observed to be less than five minutes. 


All individuals targeted by SCP-3940 were employed by Leon 
Schlesinger Productions! between 1938 and 1944. A plurality of the 
victims were involved in the production of the 1940 cartoon short A 
Wild Hare, which was the introduction of the characters Bugs Bunny 
and Elmer Fudd. Victims were often shot from angles that recording 
equipment or physical barriers confirm as impossible. In other 
incidents, the arrows were detected early but displayed impossible 
feats of force. Most notably, the 1988 murder of Phil Monroe2 
occurred despite the target being located in a secure cell at Site-19 
at the time. The arrow was originally detected three miles away, and 
proceeded to pierce both the ground and several layers of 
Foundation security walls before impacting Monroe. 


The anomaly was initially discovered in 1949 when Leon 


Schlesinger was found dead, pierced by 11 arrow shafts while lying 
in bed. All arrows struck Schlesinger upwards through the bed, 
despite the fact that the floor below was undamaged. One arrow, 
which was lodged in Schlesinger's tongue, had a note attached 
which read "Chronicles, 1:10.3 | am no Fudd." The anomaly was 
originally suspected to be an isolated incident committed by a 
Person of Interest, but following three near-identical cases in the 
following year it was given the 3940 classification. 


Incident 3940-1: On 7/10/1989, Mel Blanc, who voiced the 
character Bugs Bunny between 1940 and his death, was killed by a 
total of 59 arrows. A second note was found attached to an arrow 
bisecting Blanc's cheeks, "In Assyria, we punished slander with 
death." At the same time, the statue of Bugs Bunny located outside 
Warner Brothers studios was near completely destroyed by 
approximately 4000 arrows that assailed it from all directions, 
including underground. A second group of 372 arrows proceeded to 
spell the words "That's whats up Doc." in front of the statue's 
remains. 


Footnotes 

1. Later renamed to Warner Brothers Cartoons Inc. 

2. One of the original animators of the Looney Tunes series of 
cartoons. 

3. A Biblical passage which reads as follows: "Cush fathered 
Nimrod, who was the first to become a great warrior on earth." 


SCP-3941: The Major Occultation 


Item #: SCP-3941 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3941-1 is currently 
located in a Secure Holding Facility in Site . Armed guards are to 
be posted outside SCP-3941-1, in case of an ORIA incursion in Site 

. Surveillance cameras are to be trained on SCP-3941-1 at all 
times, due to the possibility of entities emerging from SCP-3941-2. 
SCP-3941-3 has thus far prevented all attempts to install camera 
feeds within SCP-3941-2; it is recommended that alternate methods 
be employed. 


Description: SCP-3941 refers to the following four items: 


* SCP-3941-1 is a wooden door, believed to have been constructed 
during the 1980s from Lebanon Oak (Quercus libani) wood dated to 
the mid-10th century and inlaid with iron, as well as a wooden 
doorframe surrounding the door. SCP-3941-1 appears to be 
indestructible, although no serious attempts at its termination have 
been made. SCP-3941-1 was previously integrated into a wall ina 
small house in Karbala, Iraq, but did not open into the house itself. 
Instead, SCP-3941-1 allows access only to SCP-3941-2. 
SCP-3941-1's anomalous properties are inactive from the hours of 
22:00 to 06:00 each day; according to SCP-3941-3, this is the time 
when he sleeps. 


On nine known occasions, SCP-3941-1’s anomalous properties 
have been deactivated irregularly, for periods ranging between 1 
hour and 12 weeks. These deactivations were all instigated by 

SCP-3941-3 due to actions performed by Foundation personnel. 


* SCP-3941-2 is a small pocket dimension, believed to be about 
50m3 in size. SCP-3941-2 takes the form of a small room, 
constructed from sandstone, and decorated in a style reminiscent of 


Activity at this stage seems to be initially located in 
“comfort” and “contentment” centers, with activity shifting 
into “fear” and “alarm” centers as conversion continues. 
SCP-510 begins to break down into individual particles 
on the surface of the growths. 


Stage 5: Resolution and “Sporing” 
Symptoms: Absorption of remaining tissues. Breakdown 
of SCP-510 into individual particles. 


Description: SCP-510 absorbs the remaining tissues, 
including the brain, over a period of 12 to 14 hours. Brain 
scans show highly elevated levels of activity, consistent 
with extreme fear or pain at this point, which slowly shift 
back into a more “relaxed” state as the brain is absorbed. 
After full absorption, SCP-510 will break down into 
individual particles, with a full break down of the growths 
after three hours. Particles will then float in the air, until 
making contact with a receptive surface. 


« SCP-509 | SCP-510 | SCP-511 » 


a modest house in 10th century Baghdad, albeit with items identified 
as reproductions from the 1970s and 1980s. Windows in the side of 
the room allow for the entry of light from an unknown source; the 
view from these windows appears to be of 10th century Baghdad as 
understood by historians and archaeologists in the early 1990s. The 
room contains one further door at the far end of the room, from 
which SCP-3941-4 enters and exits, and a cushion in the centre of 
the room, upon which SCP-3941-3 can ordinarily be found seated. 
As Foundation scans have determined the dimension’s size to be at 
50m<3, it is presently not known where this door leads to.