Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise 
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise 


Date: 04/03/2019 


its worse than i thought zeke was hospitalized 
keyword being was 


theres a horrible gash all the way down his throat 
and hes lost his voice the damage goes deep but 
he hasnt a clue what caused it 

it didnt kill him its just like amandas and geoffrys 
its already healed 


the hospital even has files on record of the night 
he had to go in for surgery because of a coyote 
bite to his neck 

back in september 2017 


volunteers are getting scared they think itll happen 
to them eventually 
theyre gonna be right 


i have a theory but bandit is still finding things 
will be back with more 


Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise 
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Date: 04/04/2019 


Dad, here's what I've found so far: 


* I've checked the new notes on the second 
map and followed them back to where | 
allegedly found more coyotes. | guess | 
wasn't wrong? I've seen a couple but | 
haven't the chance to properly settle down 


and check. | did notice more tracks than 
usual, though. 

People are getting weird injuries. They look 
like old ones, too. All scabbed over with 
fixed skin, nothing but scars and aches. 
Anyone who has one can't remember what 
made them. Hospital claims they've all been 
in ER for coyote attacks, otherwise we'll find 
an email or a written note sourced from the 
Council about a years-old incident if the 
wound was treated here. 

| can't exactly remember how mom put it, 
but the coyotes are ‘filling in' gaps in the 
information we made with new details about 
themselves. If they can't do that, they either 
give up or make an obvious copy with their 
own changes. | have no idea how. Again, 
paraphrasing mom. 


She's still looking into it. Thinking she'll want some 
more attention from the rest of you guys when she 
comes to a conclusion. It's looking to be that way. 


-B.B. 
Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Recipient(s): All WWS Employees 
Date: 04/05/2019 

To all, 


| will be contacting the Foundation with a request 
for aid and assistance on Project Acme following 
the growing threat displayed by the fauna anomaly 
that has been encountered. It's evident that we do 
not have the resources or the ability to contain the 


self-replicating and reality-altering effects that 
have been exhibited by the subjects associated 
with the anomaly. 


All involved with Project Acme are to relocate to a 
preferably safe location outside of Warm Springs 
and remain there until the all-clear has been 
received from onsite Foundation reinforcements. 
Ensure the evacuation of any civilian residents or 
transients. 


Following the all-clear, stand by for additional 
orders from either myself or the highest ranked 
Foundation authority present. 


Stay safe, everyone. 


Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions 


Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise 
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Date: 04/05/2019 


sylvester you fuck what the hell are you doing 


this is why you are a horrible little rodent man so 
stop it stop it right now 


Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Recipient(s): Marie-Sophie Baptise 
Date: 04/05/2019 


| know you're stressed and receiving this news 
certainly doesn't help, but the unfortunate reality is 
this is the only option we have left. | understand 
you were trying to figure out the cause and 
purpose of the anomaly, but that is a domain that 
is more preferably handled by the Foundation. We 
really don't have the time to spend sinking into 
additional research, especially with how in the 
dark we are regarding the extent of the anomaly. 


I'm not ready to be reckless, especially with you 
and Bandit in the eye of the storm. | let my guard 
down again and it'll be a repeat of Safari Dave. 


Please, | just want to ensure that both of you are 
safe. 


Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions 


Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise 
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise 
Date: 04/05/2019 


oh god you and your fucking aye aye 
of all the times to fucking bring the aye aye up 


this is not a heLP IN THE SLIGHTEST 
EVERY TIME THE SUPERVISORS STEP IN 
THEY GOBBLE UP A BIGGER PIECE OF US 
THEY TAKE THIS WHAT WILL THEY COME 
FOR NEXT 

MAYBE THEYLL COME BACK FOR THE 
TURTLES SYLVESTER 

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO TAKE THE 
TURTLES BACK 


Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise 
Recipient(s): All WWS Employees 
Date: 04/05/2019 


Hey, dad. Everyone. Foundation too | guess. 


I'm gonna try something. I'm basing it on info | can 
hardly keep in my head but it's an idea. If it's all 
smiles by tomorrow, then it worked. 


Wish me luck! 


Be), 


Following this, official correspondence between Baptise 
relatives in connection to Project Acme ceased. 
Foundation liaisons in association with Gol-466 shortly 
thereafter received an urgent request for assistance from 
Dr. Baptise detailing the need for containment of a 
developing anomaly, including multiple indicators for an 
anomaly of a self-replicating and/or infohazard-based 
nature. 


Although Dr. Baptise specified the need for a significant 
armed response to curb the threat of potentially 
overwhelming numbers of SCP-3577, a Foundation 
Resources Committee decided that a reconnaissance 
operation fielded by a small number of operatives from 
MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways") would be an adequate and 
less resource-intensive alternative. 


* 1 dial labeled Male/Female. 

¢ 1 dial with settings Caucasian, Asian, Indian, and African. 
¢ 1 dial, starting at 0 and ending at 75. 

* 1 dial, starting at 50 and ending at 125. 


Panels labeled #3 and #4 do not power up. The dials on panels #5 
and #8 are missing and it has been discovered that they are set at 
Female, Asian, 10 and Male, Caucasian, 25 respectively. 


Experimentation with the panels and machines has led to the 
discovery that the machines will create human beings as per the 
settings. The settings "Male/Asian/0/76" resulted in newborn Asian 
males, normal except for a tattoo near the base of the spine showing 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. The significance of the last dial (50-125) was 
not initially known. Later tests (on settings "Male/Caucasian/50/50" 
and “50/51”) seem to show that the date signifies the age at which 
the produced humans will die of organ failure. Autopsy has shown 
that the beings resemble typical humans in all aspects excepting the 
presence of [DATA EXPUNGED] suspected due to the unique 
section between the memory section on the brain and the frontal 
lobes. Also noted in the autopsies is that each combination of the 
sex and race dials only has one DNA sequence, with only the age 
varying between like outputs. 


Production takes twenty (20) minutes, and once the being is 
created, it lies in a coma or trance-like state for another fifteen (15) 
minutes. If this period lapses without interference, the being shall 
awaken and obey the orders given to it by the first human it 
encounters. During the trance period the being may be told any 
factual information, including name and personal history, and 
afterwards the being shall act as if though the information pertains to 
itself. All beings seem to be created knowing French, Spanish, and 
Chinese as well as knowledge pertaining to combat, weaponry, and 
vehicle operation. 


Dissection of the machines indicates that manufactured humans are 
not created in a manner similar to cloning or, for that matter, birth. 
Rather, the machines seem to create each body part individually, in 
an inactive state. They are then assembled and activated, through 
unknown means. Though these machines may be repaired with 
standardized parts, total replication of a functioning machine has as- 


Following the approval of Dr. Baptise’s request, a 
reconnaissance team consisting of three operatives from 
MTF Beta-4 was deployed to Warm Springs Indian 
reservation to assess the situation and relay ground 
conditions to Site-64. 


All individuals associated with Gol-466 were found to still 
be present within reservation territory, along with a 
smaller number of SCP-3577 instances than indicated 
through initial intel, with 32 initially accounted for and 
contained. 


All instances in Gol-466 captivity were discovered to 
have been retroactively sterilized by Bandit "B.B." 
Baptise through a poorly understood mechanism of the 
anomaly produced by SCP-3577. This apparently 
resulted in the consequential nonexistence of the then- 
latest generation of SCP-3577, leading to the cessation 
of over 120 presumed instances. Physical evidence 
outside of documents and files could no longer be 
located and all wounds mentioned within Project Acme 
Correspondence could not be located on the 
aforementioned individuals. 


Additionally, the nonexistence of multiple SCP-3577 
instances resulted in the disappearance of injuries from 
four civilian individuals outside of Warm Springs Indian 
reservation, causing a minor information breach that was 
quickly contained. 


Bandit "B.B." Baptise was initially interviewed following 
the official designation of SCP-3577 regarding the nature 
of his actions resulting in the successful containment of 
SCP-3577: 


So, I'm still sort of struggling with the ideas. It's 
time travel, | think? It's something about time, 
that's most of what | can remember. 


One thing that really stuck with me when my 
mom was studying them was when she said 


that they seem capable of interacting with the 
past, but not the present. | gotta tell you, that 
idea sounded insane to me. Freaky, freaky. 
Makes me understand why my dad got so 
spooked and made the call, but my mom's no 
fan of you guys. So when she found out what 
was happening, she got all heated and 
distracted and stopped trying to sort things out. 
Nobody knew what to do. 


So, basically, | tried doing something myself. 
So | figured, these coyotes can interact with 
the past, yeah? Can | do the same thing to 
them? | thought of what would work, like, I'd 
need some sort of medium to interact with the 
past. And that's when | saw the calendar. 
Calendar's perfect. 


So | got a pen and | made a little note for the 
date back when we found the first pack. That 
day became the day | was gonna spay and 
neuter every single coyote we got our hands 
on. | circled it. | starred it. Got really pumped to 
do it, even though it technically already 
happened. 


And you know what? It worked. Most 
productive day of my life and | don't even 
remember it. Set the precedent to neuter every 
coyote we caught ever since. Time fixed itself, 
left us with a lot less coyotes to deal with, 
thank god. 


You wanna know why we're named Wilson's 
Wildlife Solutions? Because stuff like that, it's 
the kind of solution you should aim for. The 
best kind of solution. 


Of note is that Bandit Baptise's arms and chest were 
covered in injuries consistent with SCP-3577 generation. 


Footnotes 

1. Common coyote 

2. In whichchronallagiis a measurement of how much a temporal 
transaction changes the timeline and - by extension - the memory, 
perception and recollective capabilities of individuals regarding the 
prior condition of the timeline. Less than 0.01 denotes minimal to 
zero effect on individual cognition. As coined by Senior Researcher 
Nomaj as part of his theorems regarding the capabilities of temporal 
anomalies and the possible effects they can afflict on the human 
psyche. 


SCP-3579: Insta-Gator 


Item #: SCP-3579 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Any physical instances of 
SCP-3579-1 are to be taken down by undercover Foundation 
personnel, disguised as working men and women. Any website 
hosting digital instances of SCP-3579-1 are to be remotely changed 
as to not feature SCP-3579-1. All calls to SCP-3579 are to be traced 
and ended if possible. Research of SCP-3579 is only to be 
conducted by Level 2 staff using a cell phone with the phone 
number of SCP-3579 on speed-dial, kept in storeroom 24 of Site-15. 


Description: SCP-3579 is a telephone operated service running 
under the name “Insta-Gator’, using the telephone number 1-800- - 

. At random intervals, advertisements featuring SCP-3579 will 
appear in major cities. These are identified as SCP-3579-1. 
Instances of SCP-3579-1 will feature the phone number associated 
with SCP-3579 and the tag line: "Need some help with a 
troublemaker? Wish you could just eliminate ‘er? We'll be your 
problem solving crusader. Just call us at Insta-Gator!" 


When the number associated with SCP-3579 is called, a pre- 
recorded voice asks the caller to name a destination. When a valid 
destination is spoken into the phone, the pre-recorded message 
asks them to press a number on their phone to select an amount of 
alligators and a special request for an extra fee. When a number 
from one through nine is pressed, a corresponding amount of fully 
grown, live American alligators (Alligator mississippiensis), identified 
as SCP-3579-2 will enter the specified area through any body of 
water within 10 m of identified location, and attempt to fulfill the 
request. If no water is within the 10 m radius, a small puddle which 
expands to accommodate the amount of alligators will form. If 
nothing is requested, instances of SCP-3579-2 will remain hostile. 
After 10 minutes, any instance of SCP-3579-2 currently not in the 


water will attempt to return to the body of water, into which they will 
dematerialize. If the body of water was created by SCP-3579, it will 
dissipate into water vapour. 


Instances of SCP-3579-2 display various anomalies compared to 
regular American alligators. Instances of SCP-3579-2 are always 
male, exactly 4 metres long, and visually exact to any other instance 
of SCP-3579-2. If kept outside of a body of water for more that 5 
minutes, instances of SCP-3579-2 will suffer myocardial infarction, 
causing them to cease life functions. Recent scans of the DNA of 
multiple instances of SCP-3579-2 concluded that each instance has 
identical genetic makeup. 


The location that SCP-3579 operates from is currently unknown. 
Test Log: 


Test 3579-01 

Location chosen: Wetlands, Louisiana 

Amount requested: Six 

Objects present: None 

Special request: None 

Purpose: Initial test of the capabilities of SCP-3579 
Result: Six instances of SCP-3579-2 violently thrashed 
out of the water in a tight circle and constantly leaped 
and attacked the air above them for ten minutes before 
returning to the water. 


Test 3579-02 

Location chosen: Pond within Biological Research 
Site-104 

Amount requested: Two 

Objects present: Two Class-D personnel. D-3579-01 
standing next to the pond, and D-3579-02 standing 15 
metres away. 

Special request: Attack the Class-D personnel. 
Purpose: Test if SCP-3579 can manifest instances of 
SCP-3579-2 in a closed environment as well as test 
SCP-3579-2's hostility towards humans. 

Result: Two instances of SCP-3579-2 crawled out of the 
pond. The first immediately attacked D-3579-01, while 


the second chased down D-3579-02 and attacked. Both 
instances of SCP-3579-2 killed their respective Class-D 
personnel and returned to the pond after ten minutes. 
Researcher's Note: Well, that was... gruesome. Remind 
me to keep that number secure. Ick. -Dr. L 


Test 3579-03 

Location chosen: 'Beside me' (Within a research 
laboratory in Site-15) 

Amount requested: One 

Objects present: A live pig. 

Special request: None 

Purpose: Test to see if SCP-3579-2 can manifest itself 
without a water source as well as its hostility towards 
animals. 

Result: A small puddle formed on the floor of the lab 
beside Dr.L___. Despite the puddle not being deep at all, 
an instance of SCP-3579-2 emerged from it, with its 
body half submerged as it thrashed. It did not attempt to 
eat the pig. 

Researcher's Note: Seems these things won't actively 
hunt unless told to. -Dr. L 


Test 3579-04 

Location chosen: A bowl of water within a two-roomed 
research laboratory in Site-15