SCP-3569 was foundin __, Florida, in an orphanage. The statue 
came to the attention of The Foundation when the local news 
reported on a fight that broke out in said orphanage, and one child 
wounded another with a WWI era military shovel. The boy had 
claimed to get the shovel by trading his blanket with "the bunny". 
The Foundation confiscated SCP-3569 and administered Class-C 
Amnestics to the children and caretakers involved. 


Footnotes 
1. A political activist group in Puerto Rico also known as "The 
Machete Wielders". 


EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum 


Revision #31 of this document was prepared by: 


THE FOUNDATION AVIAN DIVISION 


In accordance with the Pluto Protocol 


Note: By order of Dr Frederick Hoygull, the clearance level 
required to access this file has been lowered from 3/3570 
clearance to 1/GENERAL clearance, due to its relevance to 
the ongoing BE-Class "Migration" Scenario. 


LEVEL 1/GENERAL Event Designation: 
EE-3570 
DECLASSIFIED Threat Level: Black @ 


Preceding Events: Extranormal Event 3570 (EE-3570) was 
preceded by the following phenomena: 


Date Occurrence 

May 10th 2018 The Earth's latent Akiva radiation’ 
level sharply decreases, 
becoming uniform with the 
universe's background constant 
of ~0.7 milliakiva (mA). The 
Earth's ambient hume level 
experiences only a minute 
decrease despite the expected 
repercussions. As well, one or 
more Class-IX Entities become 
undetectable and are considered 
lost. 


May 11th 2018 


June 5th 2018 


June 24th 2018 


August 2nd 2018 


A dense Avian meme complex 
(Eol-121) disperses throughout 
the Noosphere? via SCP-3662, 
initially thought to be the result of 
extra-universal interferences. The 
sum of human thought diminishes 
to align solely with the Avian 
meme? within three months. 
Humans affected by the Avian 
meme complex are designated 
Type-BE Humanoid Entities. 
Various correspondences 
between the Serpent's Hand and 
the Foundation are necessitated. 
Through this, and a series of 
messages from Project Milliard, it 
is determined that a Class-VIII 
Ontokinetic Entity was 
responsible for influencing the 
Noosphere. 

60% of Type-BE entities in North 
America begin a mass exile to the 
Midwestern United States. The 
assembled entities erect a large 
ibis-shaped monument despite a 
lack of fine motor skills or higher 
intellect. The monument absorbs 
thaumic energies® during 
construction. The Avian Division 
detects similar thaumaturgic 
disturbances across the globe, 
suggesting the construction of 
other monuments. 

99.9% of the human populace is 
afflicted with the Avian meme. 
Between 5 to 10% of the global 
population expires from starvation 
following the loss of the worldwide 
industrial and agricultural 
industries. A small percentage of 


Type-BE entities (10 to 15% of 
the total population) regularly 
engage in sarcophagy upon the 
greater 85% for sustenance. 

August 8th 2018 Lunar Area-32 detects 
thaumaturgic disturbances across 
the surface of the (Moon. 

August 9th 2018 The North American monument 
radiates a bright blue. It is 
surmised that the other 
monuments experience a similar 
change. 


EE-3570 began shortly thereafter. 


Event Designation: EE-3570 
Date of Occurrence: August 9th, 2018 
Location: Global 


Event Description: At 11:10 AM PST the Moon (despite being only 
marginally visible at the end of its third quarter) began to emit an 
intense blue light associated with high thaumaturgic emissions and 
became fully visible to the naked eye. At its initial zenith, 
approximately 1.1 billion Type-BE entities were exposed to the 
Moon's light across the easternmost portion of Russia, North and 
South America, and parts of Northwestern Europe. 


Exposed entities underwent extensive musculoskeletal 
transformations and grew wing-like anatomical structures from their 
backs. Entities experienced a mass enhancement of the deltoid 
muscles; the dorsal portions of the trapezius and scapula expanded 
to take on a broader and more defined morphology, from which a 
new set of forelimbs emerged laterally, parallel to the existing arms. 
The forelimbs extended outward to a length of approximately 3 
meters on each side of the body according to baseline adult 
physiology. Different body types and sizes developed proportional 
anatomical formations. 


The forelimbs developed long bone-based digits within a thick and 
supple membrane, which became the basis for a network of new 
blood vessels. The forelimbs developed feathers consistent in 
appearance and function to those of common seabirds as well as 
retractable talons at the extremities. Type-BE entities displayed 
varying levels of discomfort during this process, which required 
between 2 to 5 hours to complete. After the transformation, the 
newly developed wings allowed for various types of short- and long- 
range flight. 


During the Moon's transit, locations across the globe became 
exposed to its light and thaumaturgic emissions. All exposed Type- 
BE entities developed the same winged transformations. Newly 
winged Type-BE entities emitted increased Elan-Vital Energies 
(EVEs), became capable of flight speeds in excess of 40 km/h and, 
in most cases, displayed highly predatory behaviour. 


At 2:45 PM PST Armed Research Site-18, the Avian Division's base 
of operations, received the following transmission from Lunar 
Area-32. 


> Lunar Area-32 Transmission 


AUDIO LOG 


<Begin Log> 


This is Junior Researcher Arvo 
Driessen of Lunar Area-32 
transmitting on all Foundation 
channels. We are on full 
lockdown. Task Force Sigma-6 
"Puddlejumpers" are unaccounted 
for. Multiple anomalous 
humanoids have entered the 
facility (static) engaging in 
hostilities. 


To the Avian Division: consider 
Lunar Area-32 lost. 


Yesterday, we detected thaumic 
abnormalities across the lunar 
surface, and a few hours ago it 
turned bright blue. It was pretty 
quiet after that, but then a group 
of winged humanoids started 
pouring in from SCP-120—our 
exit out of here. I'm stationed in 
Sub-Level 3's research facility, 
way the hell away from them. 
Lucky me. (static) can't say the 
same for my colleagues. Doctor 
Simrin and | were together during 
the attack before she headed up 
to containment to check up on the 
Euclid-Classes. I... lost her signal 
shortly after that. It's been three 
hours. 


[Pause.] 


| checked the security footage. 
There were what, thirty of them? 
When they appeared, they 
immediately started attacking the 
reception area. One of the agents 
took to defending himself with a 
security baton. He smacked a few 
of them before they swarmed him, 
and then the bastards started 
eating him. They tore his eyes 
from their sockets, and when he 
started to scream, his tongue was 
next. 


| think they're getting restless, 
being cooped up in here like this? 
They've taken to chewing up the 
electrical systems, bringing entire 
sections of the facility down with 


them. When one of them 
collapses from electrocution, the 
next one in line just climbs over 
and continues where they left off. 
They are literal bird-brains. 


[Pause.] 


| don't know what's going on 
down there, but up here? We're 
screwed. | think the worst part of 
all of this is the fact that Director 
Hourdoon, that prick, escaped 
with the only evacuation shuttle. 
Hope that piece of shit crashes 
and burns. 


I'll keep Hoygull updated, but 
honestly? Don't get your hopes 
up. The support systems are 
failing, the sub-levels are 
practically swarming with those 
stupid birds, and more of them 
keep piling in through dash 120. 


Good luck saving humanity and 
all that. As far as | can tell, 
humanity is beyond saving. If 
there was any hope before, it's all 
gone now. My only 
recommendation is to aim for the 
head. 


<End Log> 


The newly transformed Type-BE entities have been observed to fly 
in flocks with upwards of 500 individuals. Hunting occurs on both an 
individual and group basis, with moderate territorial aggression 
occurring between rivalling flocks. Entities are capable of unhinging 
their jaws while consuming prey, enlarging the oral cavity to 


approximately 3 times its initial size. Skin and tissue stretch with 
ease, while chewing remains unencumbered. 


The extent of the behaviour these entities display has not been 
adequately documented due to their relative aggression towards 
other species of birds (including Avian Division personnel) and 
insufficient observation time. 


August 10th Update: Roughly 24 hours have elapsed since the 
start of the Moon's thaumaturgic emissions, and approximately 90% 
of all Type-BE entities have been affected. The Earth's 
thermosphere experiences an iridescent atmospheric phenomenon, 
similar to aurorae, generated by excess thaumaturgic emissions. In 
addition, affected Type-BE entities surrounding the constructed 
monuments have begun apparent off-world transit via spontaneously 
occurring thaumaturgically-generated portals produced by the 
monuments. Transit occurs on an individual basis, while the portals 
have begun to spread outward based on a geometric expansion 
model. 


All Type-BE entities are projected to leave the Earth within one 
week's time. Research into the emergence and destination of these 
portals is ongoing. The portals have been determined to lead to 
exoplanet URA-8047 (see Supplemental Materials for more 
information). 


Follow-up Actions Taken: The following is an excerpt of Marine 
Fighting Team CHARYBDIS's initial response to EE-3570. 


> Incident Log EE-3570-035 


VIDEO LOG 


Note: MFT CHARYBDIS is a cybernetically 
augmented 4-man unit, part of an organisation 
known as the Centre®. A/V footage taken from 
each MFT CHARYBDIS operative has been 
compiled into the following log. CHARYBDIS 
agents appear unaffected by the anomaly. 


Whether this is due to their extra-universal origin, 
a memetic hardening developed during their 
training, or some other effect is unknown. 


Upon the start of the Event, MTF-Eta-4 ("Begone 
Thoth") advised MFT CHARYBDIS to immediately 
proceed to Outpost-24-B and remain there until 
the Event's cessation. While travelling to 
Outpost-24-B, MFT CHARYBDIS was forced to 
leave behind agent Leah Reznik (designated 
CHARYBDIS-3) during an engagement with an 
overwhelming force of Type-BE entities. 
Approximately 4 hours later fully transformed 
Type-BE entities discovered Outpost-24-B. 


<Begin Log> 


C-4 Haruki: Sir, they're attempting access to the 
main entrance. Can we do something about that? 
[C-4 motions punching actions.] 


C-1 Quinn: Eta-4 told us to keep indoors, C-4. 
You can do your punching when we figure out 
what the hell is going on. Capisce? 


C-4 Haruki: See, this is why | should've brought 
my new drone! | could clobber those Deviants from 
within the comfort of these air-conditioned walls. 
[C-4 continues to motion punching actions.] 


C-2 Jaedan: Are you sure about us staying put, 
Quinn? When the bird-brains find a way to burst in 
here we'll be packed like sardines. I'd rather be 
stuck out there than in here, you know? 


C-4 Haruki: Caught between some bird-brains 
and a hard-head? | don't know about you, but | 
embrace death's sweet release. 


C-1 Quinn: [To Eta-4 over comms.] Eta-4, is the 


Addendum 461-A: Incident log, 03/08/20 


We put the device inside of a Faraday cage today to filter 
out all incoming signals. Nevertheless, SCP-461's 
behavior proceeded as normal at 0300 GMT. Perhaps 
it's transmitting from an internal data storage 
component? 


Dr. 
Addendum 461-B: Incident log, 09/04/20 


Today, the device displayed footage of the interior of the 
room it is contained in, from the perspective of the corner 
just above the door. However, there are no security 
cameras or other video recording devices in the room. 
Advise that no fewer than two individuals occupy the 
room at one time. Also advise closed-circuit cameras to 
be installed in the room to monitor for unusual 
phenomena. Said footage is designated SCP-461-1. 


Dr. 
Addendum 461-C: Internal SCP correspondence, 09/12/20 


| did some analysis on SCP-461-1 as you asked. Nothing 
really jumped out at me at first, but | punched up the 
gamma and brightness, contrast, and a few other 
doodads, and it looked like there's someone standing in 
the far corner. | checked the entry log for that day, and 
no one is recorded going in or out. The hallway camera 
tapes don't show anyone going in or out either. Are you 
guys running an experiment on long-term exposure to 
this thing? 


Robert 
« SCP-460 | SCP-461 | SCP-462 » 


Moon still being weird? 


E-4 Lead Keshrayuth (COM): Affirmative, 
although... your kind appears not to be affected by 
it. 


C-1 Quinn: So... you're saying we're green to 
engage? 


E-4 Lead Keshrayuth (COM): Yes, but | require 
your efforts at Site-18 ASAP. The other half of 
Eta-4 is stationed in the Midwest investigating the 
monument, so right now | need all the resources | 
can get. 


C-1 Quinn: Roger that, E-4 Lead. /To 
CHARYBDIS.] C-2, C-4, let's link up with C-3 and 
then get the hell back to base. [To C-3 over 
comms.] C-3, are you there? You're never this 
quiet. You're usually yammering your mouthpiece 
off. 


C-3 Leah (COM): I'm here, Cap. Can't make too 
much noise, they're nearby. 


C-1 Quinn: What's your position? 


C-3 Leah (COM): Abandoned farmhouse, outskirts 
of Wakeford. They're starting to squawk, waiting 
for me to come out. 


C-1 Quinn: Hold your position, C-3, we're coming 
to get you! 


C-3 Leah (COM): Hurry! 


[CHARYBDIS exits Outpost-24-B and flies towards 
C-3's location using back-mounted rocket packs 
within their suits. Multiple Type-BE entities follow. 
After 2 minutes of flight, CHARYBDIS approaches 
the farmhouse. C-1 and C-4 land on the roof. C-2 
attempts to dodge a Type-BE instance in mid-flight 


and crashes through the farmhouse wall. Three 
entities pursue C-2.] 


C-2 Jaedan: Shit. /C-2 struggles, lifting debris off 
his person.] Yeesh, those things smell bad. [To 
C-3 over comms.] Leah, you there? Come out, | 
don't fuck around with hide-and-seek, you know? 


C-3 Leah: Right above you, Jae Jae! 


[C-3 dives from the rafters and lands atop an 
entity. A second entity swipes its talons at her, 
scratching her suit. C-3 strikes it before being 
tackled by a third entity.] 


C-2 Jaedan: Nobody ever mentions how bad 
things will smell after the world ends, do they, 
Leah? 


[C-2 combats the second entity, which screeches 
loudly. Two more entities enter the farmhouse and 
engage C-2. C-3 wrestles free from the third 
entity. ] 


C-3 Leah: Oh my Thoth, they reek! 


C-2 Jaedan: Come on, you heard what the bird 
lady said—don't use his name. That gives him, 
like, powers or something. Or was that the Devil? 
[C-2 dispatches the third entity before kicking it.] 
Listen: between you and me, | don't remember half 
the things she's told us. 


[Three more entities enter the farmhouse and 
attack C-2 and C-3.] 


C-3 Leah: What do you want? We have nothing 
for you! Leave us alone! 


C-1 Quinn (COM): What's going on down there? It 
sounds like an illegal cockfight. C-2, extract C-3 
and get the hell out of there! 


[C-3 uppercuts a nearby entity, easily dispatching 
it. She turns and connects her fist with another 
entity's face, which crumples inwards. Five more 
entities enter.] 


C-2 Jaedan: We punch one and two more swoop 
in to take its place. You know, | liked it better when 
we faced Selachians. [C-2 pummels an entity 
before C-3 incapacitates it.] They kept us on our 
toes, but it felt so good to know how much of a 
difference we were making. 


C-3 Leah: While you reminisce, I'll worry about not 
getting turned into bird feed, thanks. Let's go! 


[C-2 and C-3 fly through the wall and onto the roof. 
A nearby entity follows after them. The entity takes 
a Stationary position on the roof, folding its wings 
back while making a high-pitched chirping noise.]