attire, observed 
often conversing 
carries| on their 
black smart 
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and with a 
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phone,| unknown 
present party 

in grades 

9-12 


Interviewer: Agent Brown, under the guise of an internet 


journalist 


Interviewed: Kathrynn Gardner, principal of the 


Shooting Star School 


Date: 02/17/2015 


Foreword: The purpose of the following interview was to 
determine the origins of SCP-3530 


<Begin Log> 


Brown: Now, Shooting Star wasn't the original name of 
the school, is that correct? 


Gardner: Yes, it used to be school. 
Brown: Why was it changed? 


Gardner: Well, it's a bit of a long story. It started around 
three years ago. I'd been principal for about ten years, 
and it was... 


Brown: Unsatisfactory? 


Gardner: No, it was just...dull? It's hard to explain. It just 
seemed to me that nothing about the school really stood 
out. We didn't have the best test scores, sports teams, 
staff, and overall, everyone just seemed really 
depressed. 


Brown: And now, you're one of the most prominent 
schools in the state. What happened? 


Gardner: Uh, this is where things start to get weird, so, 
sorry if | lose you. Let's see, it was a few weeks before 
the fall semester began. | was taking an evening stroll 
around my neighborhood, thinking about work and stuff. 
Anyway, I'm pondering what to do about the school , 
when | look up and see a shooting star flying right over 
my head. It seemed silly at the time, but | didn't have 
anything to lose, so | went ahead and made a wish. 


Brown: What did you wish for? 


Gardner: | can't really remember, it was a few years 
ago. | think something about making the school better or 


more engaging or something like that. Like | said, it was 
just a silly little thing at the time. | didn't think much of it 
until the next day, when | got this e-mail. 


Brown: What did it say? 


Gardner: Well, | deleted it right after | read it, so | don't 
remember a whole lot. | thought it was some kinda spam, 
initially. | do remember who it came from, though. 
‘Shooting Star Inc.' | thought it was a funny coincidence, 
but | brushed it off as just that. But then, a couple hours 
later, | get a phone call from administration, told me | had 
some visitors waiting for me in my office. | was a bit 
reluctant to go back that early, but it sounded pretty 
urgent. When | got there, all the staff directed me to the 
meeting room, and that's when I...well, got my wish. 


Brown: Your wish? 


Gardner: Well, that's what they told me when | asked 
what they were doing there. After all, it's not like living 
Disney cartoons walk into your school on a daily basis. 
They said they were there to grant my wish. Mentioned 
the e-mail and everything. 


Brown: And how did you react? 


Gardner: | was initially skeptical, for obvious reasons, 
but they assured me that they, and the guys that sent 
them, meant well. | talked to some of the staff, and as 
confused as they were, they didn't really have any 
negative opinions. So, against my better judgement, | 
decided to give them a sort of trial period, about a week 
or two. The results were...unbelievable. Test scores and 
attendance skyrocketed. The kids loved them, the staff 
loved them, even some of the parents had nice things to 
say. Long story short, they've been with us ever since. 


Brown: Why didn't you think to tell anyone outside of the 
school? 


Gardner: | figured no one would believe me. Besides, it 
wasn't like they were causing problems. 


Brown: Right. When was the name changed? 


Gardner: About a year or so ago. | was the one who 
pushed for it. If it hadn't been for that shooting star, none 
of this would have ever happened, so | felt like they 
deserved some recognition. 


<End Log> 


Note: Students and staff do not appear to find SCP-3530 
strange or unusual in anyway. Whether or not SCP-3530 
produces a psychological effect is currently being 
researched. 


Interviewer: Agent Brown 
Interviewed: SCP-3530-1 


Date: 03/06/2015 


Foreword: The following interview was conducted in a 
classroom in the Shooting Star Elementary school 
building. Agent Brown was granted permission by 
Principal Gardner to conduct the interview. 


<Begin Log> 
Brown: Could you tell me your name, please? 


SCP-3530-1: I'm Rita! Rita the Rabbit! What's your 
name? 


Brown: You can call me Felicity. It's nice to meet you, 
Rita. What is it that you do here? 


SCP-3530-1: | help the kids learn all about math! It's a lot 
of fun! 


Brown: And what about your friends? 


SCP-3530-1: They help the kids, too! Freddy does 
science, Larry does sports, we do all sorts of things! 


Brown: | see. Where exactly did you come from? 


SCP-3530-1: Well, when Mrs. Gardner made her wish, 
we were sent to make it come true! 


Brown: Do you remember her wish? 


SCP-3530-1: Yep! She wished that her school could 
make everyone happy! 


Brown: And who was it that sent you? 


SCP-3530-1: We were sent by Shooting Star 
Incorporated! 


Brown: What can you tell me about Shooting Star 
Incorporated? 


SCP-3530-1: Um...I...don't know. All | Know is that they 
sent me and my friends here to make Mrs. Gardner's 
wish come true! And I'm glad they did! We've made so 
many great friends here! 


<End Log> 


Notes: Further investigation of Shooting Star 
Incorporated is currently ongoing. Gol classification is 
pending. 


Incident Report 5-394: On 04/23/2015, the body of , a father 
of one of the students attending Shooting Star School, was 
discovered in the school gymnasium by custodial staff. The 

family had recently moved to the area, and their son had been 
attending school for approximately 6 weeks before Mr. 's death. 
Coroner examination revealed several deep lacerations across the 
victim's chest, resembling claw marks similar to that of a full-grown 
lion. 


Exploration Log Record 455 3 


Central Record Notation: Following document contains 
the whole and entirety of Exploration Log Record 455 — 
3. Omissions are as follows: 


« Key Names, as detailed in CR Law 18813D — 
subsection 4 

¢ Key Dates, as detailed in CR Law 18817E — 
subsection 5-8 

¢ O5 Level Discretionary Omissions, as detailed in 
CR Law 137A 


Requests for omitted data may be remanded to Central 
Records for address during quarterly review hearings. 
Emergency recall may be granted on direct approval 
from three O5 Command members. 


Exploration team personnel consists of three M.T.F. Zeta-9 
members (Mr. A, Mr. R, and Ms. S), two Agents (Mr. G, and Sir kK), 
and one Class D subject (D-11). Team is equipped with basic 
Foundation equipment package for semi-aquatic/hostile environment 
exploration, in addition to the Mark-5 Heavy Recon (Nautilus Class) 
suits issued to Zeta-9 team members. Two Mobile Recon Vehicles 
(commonly called “Marvs”) are also issued. 


Mission time begins at 0800 hours on //  . Marv 71 malfunctions 
during initial transfer of team from observation platform to SCP-455 
and is recalled. Marv 2 continues normal operation, and remains in 
the water as the team climbs to the deck of SCP-455 


G: “Holy hell...how is this heap even staying afloat?” 


A: “It's not floating, it's grounded out... this is just the part 
that sticks up.” 


G: “Is it even safe to walk on? What if it gives way?” 


SCP-3530-5 was suspected to be the attacker. However, it could not 
be located anywhere on school grounds when Foundation personnel 
arrived to investigate. When questioned, each individual of 
SCP-3530 claimed that SCP-3530-5 had simply ‘taken a vacation’ 
and would return within a few days. SCP-3530-5 returned after a 
period of 5 days. When questioned, SCP-3530-5 claimed to have no 
knowledge of the incident and expressed its condolences to the 
family. 


Upon further investigation, evidence was discovered of Mr. 

having a history of drug and alcohol abuse, which led to domestic 
and child abuse. The family was amnesticized and relocated. 
Since the addition to the containment procedures regarding abusive 
family members, no similar incidents have occurred. 


Addendum: After several attempts to shut down Shooting Star 
School failed, Foundation personnel received the following e-mail 
from Shooting Star Incorporated. 


Hello! 


Thank you for expressing an interest in the latest project 
by Shooting Star Incorporated! We're always happy to 
receive recognition for our work! However, your 
involvement has interfered with the project, preventing it 
from completing its goal. At Shooting Star Incorporated, 
we are fully dedicated to fulfilling any wish given to us by 
our wonderful clients! We deliver this message in 
response to your actions: 


Stop it. 


Best wishes from all of us at Shooting Star Incorporated! 


SCP-3532: Merch Link in Bio 


Item #: SCP-3532 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers are to 
monitor popular social media platforms for activity from SCP-3532. 
Any activity is to be recorded, scanned for cognitohazards, and 
archived. Foundation personnel are forbidden interaction with social 
media accounts associated with SCP-3532 unless given explicit 
orders otherwise. In accordance with Procedure 24-Lehonot, 
information damaging to the public image of SCP-3532 is to be 
produced wherever and whenever applicable. In the event that 
Procedure 24-Lehonot were to be rendered ineffective, all platforms 
hosting active SCP-3532 accounts are to be taken offline or 
otherwise rendered inaccessible until containment can be 
reestablished. 


Description: SCP-3532 is believed to be an entity previously 
worshipped as a deity at an indeterminate point in the past. 
Recovered documentation! suggests SCP-3532 currently resides in 
an extra-spatial plane and can interact with standard reality through 
forms of long distance communication. Currently, SCP-3532 is 
known to the public as , a popular social media advertiser 
and influencer. SCP-3532 currently prioritizes the growth of its cult- 
like following, known as "The Miraculous Church Gang", using its 
social media presence to do so. SCP-3532 has displayed a basic 
understanding of the creation of cognitohazardous imagery, and will 
often include cognitohazardous elements in its posts online. Testing 
has shown that the cognitohazards employed by SCP-3532 do not 
force the observer to perform an action, but instead act as a strong 
suggestion to do so. Further testing indicates that a negative 
perception of SCP-3532 can counteract the cognitohazardous 
effects.3 


SCP-3532 was discovered on 1/19/18, when several mp4 files 


containing level 2 cognitohazarous patterns were detected by 
Foundation webcrawlers. The files were uploaded to the Instagram 
and Twitter social platforms by accounts belonging to SCP-3532, 
and featured the entity advertising products from [REDACTED], as 
well as GOI-3532-1 branded merchandise. The cognitohazards 
found in the files would compel viewers to both purchase the 
featured products and follow the several social media accounts of 
SCP-3532. At the time of discovery, there were no other viewable 
posts on either accounts. 


Investigations into SCP-3532 owned accounts revealed a number of 
deleted posts made prior to 1/19/18, with the earliest being dated 
11/28/17. Said posts differ from the more recent posts and indicate a 
lack of understanding on how social media operates. In these posts 
SCP-3532 appears to beg for followers on its accounts and ponders 
why other users have more followers on their accounts. 


> Show Examples of SCP-3532 Posts Pre 1/19/18 


my username 
@ 


my old follwers died get me new ones 
Twetty 

3:56 AM - 28 November 2017 

0 Retweets 0 Likes 


my username 
@ 


tWetty can yoou help me with instragram 
also what is retweet 

5:01 PM - 28 November 2017 

1 Retweet 0 Likes 


my username 
@ 


how Twitty why the gods katyperry and 
potus contain more follow please respond 
to me twetty 

8:09 AM - 29 November 2017 


0 Retweets 0 Likes 


The sudden shift in post coherency coincides with SCP-3532 
acquiring representation from social media managing company 
Marketing‘ on 1/3/18. It is assumed SCP-3532 utilized 
cognitohazards similar to those found in its posts to acquire 
representation. Upon receiving representation, most of the posts 
uploaded to SCP-3532 accounts were made by GOI-3532-2 
employee Mark 9. 


> Show Examples of SCP-3532 Posts Post 1/19/18 


Note: Following posts were made to the Facebook, 
Twitter, and Instagram platforms. Posts between the 
sites are identical. For brevity and consistency, posts 
provided are sourced from the Twitter account. Any 
image or video files have been removed. 


TRUE Miracle God Y 
@ 


WHAT'S HYPE, GANG!? CHECK OUT THE 
SICK NEW [REDACTED] SMART PHONE!!! 
LET'S GET HANDS ON!!! 

8:09 AM - 20 March 2018 

12,346 Retweets 78,399 Likes 


TRUE Miracle God Y 
@ 


IT IS PICTURE DAY, MY DUDES!! GRAB 
SOME CRISP PNG IMAGES (LIKE THE ONE 
BELOW AH HAHA!!!) WITH THE NEW 
[REDACTED] CAMERA FROM [REDACTED] 
1!!! SNAP YOURSELF WEARING THE NEW 
MIRACLE SHIRT, STORE LINK DOWN 


[LINK REDACTED] 


4:19 PM - 18 April 2018 
15,893 Retweets 99,321 Likes 


As of 4/5/18, SCP-3532 has secured advertising deals with major 
brands. It does not appear that SCP-3532 used its 
cognitohazardous effects to secure these deals, rather it seems that 
these companies reached out to SCP-3532 on their own accord due 
to the entity's popularity. 


Addendum A: On 13/5/18, a detachment of MTF Phi-1 ("Hostile 
Takeover") infiltrated the main offices of GOI-3532-2 in order to 
acquire documentation concerning SCP-3532. A notable document 
acquired in the raid was a pdf file of GOI-3532-2's contract with 
SCP-3532.6 Cross referencing Recovered Document 3532 24a with 
other recovered contracts shows a number of deviations, such as 
the term "client" being replaced with "Miraculous Being" and 
"manager" with "Miraculous High Priest". Other notable aspects 
include a clause stating the contract can only be altered by 
SCP-3532 and no other persons, as well as a separate clause 
stating GOI-3532-2 reserves the right to retract representation for 
clients deemed unprofitable or harmful to the image of the 
company’. Due to the concern that SCP-3532 could easily influence 
other companies in a similar manner, Procedure 24-Lehonot was 
drafted in order to suppress the entity's influence. Procedure 
approved on 20/5/18. 


Addendum B: On 21/5/18, Procedure 24-Lehonot was enacted. A 
detachment of MTF Phi-1 was tasked with replacing key members of 
GOI-3532-2 upper management with Foundation agents in order to 
gain control of the company. Once the company was successfully 
under Foundation influence, POI-3532-1 was replaced by Dr. Jeffery 
Burr. Dr. Burr then attempted to alter the social media persona of 
SCP-3532 to one that would be seen as undesirable. 


> Show Log Burr 3532 01 
Staying "Hip" 


to: miracleismeok@ 
from: jourr@ marketing. 


Hello Lord ; 

I've noticed as of late that your posts aren't 
getting as much attention as they were before. 
I'm afraid that your current posts are not being 
perceived as "cool" or "hip". If these patterns 
continue, your numbers will fall, just like they 
have been for the past month. With your 
permission, of course, I'd like to make a few 
changes to your image that will ensure that 
you remain "groovy!" as your age demographic 
would say. You can read them in the enclosed 
file below. 


RE: Staying "Hip" 
to: jourr@ marketing. 
from: miracleismeok@ 


hello new priest. 

in my contract it says that i make the final calls 
on whether or not my posts change, and i want 
to give your wanted changes a biggest no from 
me. 

mark the old better you knew much more and 
wasnt bad like you and i am alloweed to tell 
you that because its in my contract. 

anyway no you are to contu=inue posting as 
how mark did because he wasnt bad 

thanks for the email