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Tages 


Found in the desk of SCP-682's primary researcher. 
dear lizerd 


my mom found out i wrote to you and got mad. miss 
drucy told her. she says my hero shouldn't be an unoml 
anamoln you. she says my hero should be human but 
that's dumb. she didn't even mail the letter i wrote before. 
so i stole it. 


my mom says its not good to steal but it's also not good 
to lie and miss drucy said she would mail the letter then 
she didn't. i think its okay that i stole it. i got stamps out 
of mom's desk and told frank that he had to mail it right 
now today. 


how big is your mouth? it looked real big on tv. i can fit 4 
marshmallows into my mouth. how many can you fit in 
yours? 


frank is the mailman. i told him it was a letter to my hero 
the lizerd and he didn't like that. he said you give him the 
fukin heebie jeebies. its okay lizerd, i do like you even if 
frank dosnt. 


do you think i could meet you? i think we would be best 
frends. 


love 


benny 


Found in the Site-77 mail pile. 
DEAR FOUNDATION, 
| now know it was you who stole Scarf. 


| always thought. | had feelings that it was one of you 
groups that took them. My coworkers told me it was 
probably you, they said not to worry, | could make more. 
Everyone there knows about you. They all think you're 
cute, you're harmless packrats. | know better. 


| couldn't make any more, | couldn't make another Scarf. 
How could |? | loved Scarf too much. | love Scarf too 
much. 


Is love something you even understand? 


| just want Scarf back. Is that so much? How much more 
from them do you need? They must be so scared, they 
must be so mistreated in your clinics. 


| suppose you think | should be grateful, hm? | should be 
grateful it was you and not the artists, or the 
government? But I'm not. | don't understand why you 
kept them at all. Do you need to know how they work? | 
can tell you everything | know if you return Scarf to my 
care. 


I'm coming to fetch them, and you cannot stop me. If 
you've hurt a fiber on Scarf's fringe, | swear, | will...how 
dare you. How dare you. 


Do you need money? | don't have much. But | can give 
you my savings. | need them back. | need them to know 
how loved they are. | bet you all don't even hug them, do 
you? How long has it been since Scarf felt a loving 


hand? 
Tell them I'm coming. Tell everyone I'm coming. 


Signature is illegible. 


Many copies found in mail trucks over the course of three weeks. 
[INSERT FOUNDATION LETTERHEAD HERE] 


SCP FOUNDATION 
Secure, Contain, Protect 
[DATE] 


To Whom It May Concern, 


After receiving and reviewing your letter, we have 
elected to not return the person or object of interest into 
the general populace/your care at this time. This has not 
been an easy decision to come to, but after reviewing the 
anomaly's properties, we have deemed them to be too 
disturbing or dangerous to be released. 


Attached is the proper paperwork to fill out in order to 
receive visitation to your anomaly. Visiting hours are 
from 1200-1500 on the 26th of the month and take place 
at the location your anomaly is currently being stored. 
When you arrive, retrieve a visitor's pass and inform the 
front desk of your anomaly's designation. Without both 
the designation and the attached paperwork, you will 
be turned away. 


Your anomaly is [INSERT IDENTIFICATION NUMBER 
HERE]. It is being stored at [INSERT SITE OR ONSITE 
CODE] in [INSERT LOCATION]. 


Thank you for your understanding at this time. 
Sincerely, 


Dr. Everett Mann 


SCP Foundation Researcher 


Footnotes 

1. Ms. Nasim,We are happy to have found you again. Take this letter 
as a sign of good faith. We are amazed you are alive. We thought 
you had gone to heaven to be with your parents. Is incredible to see 
you alive.However, it is too dangerous to let you come back. We do 
not like how we feel around you, and where you are you are not 
mistreated.We know you can survive. Find strength in God and you 
will make it through. Yours, Mohammad 


Skeeve Online 


Incident Report 2662-93 


SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation 
associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of 

came with an undocumented "bonus game" called 
Massy's Big Chance, Multiplayer Edition. Subject proceeded to play 
the game, logging 4 sessions over 7 days, before informing 
Foundation personnel of the anomalous nature of the game. Subject 
voluntarily turned the game over to the Foundation. It is now stored 
with other documentation covering SCP-2527. 


Massy's Big Chance, Multiplayer Edition is a text adventure game 
similar to SCP-2527-2, except it operates on PCs and tablets from 
multiple manufacturers. Of note is a lack of corresponding 
SCP-2527-1 instance. Furthermore, extensive interaction with game 
elements are possible, far greater than with SCP-2527-2. Despite 
being called a multiplayer game, the game does not connect to the 
Internet and no other players have been located. 


SCP-2662 has fully cooperated with the Foundation and has 
released the following screenshots and transcripts from the time 
playing the game. 


Transcript 1 


MASSYS BIG CHANCE 

FOR MULTI PLAYERS 

VER 0.8 

TOTLEIGH SOFTWARE CORPORATION 


New Player! 
Name? 


> 26Thulué2 


Is new name! Welcom. 
43 plyars in surver world. 


26Thulu62 is in START. 26Thulu62 is became GOD! 
26Thulu62 look like MASSY. Can buy new forms! Buy is goc 
26Thulu62 can also OUT for play now. 


> out 

26Thulu62 is OUT! 

26Thulu62 is anxiety to do GOD things. 
26Thulu62 is in GRAND HALL. 26Thulu62 can NORTH or WEST 
There is corpses NORTH and WEST. 

There is LordBeauremont (PC) WEST. 

> go west 

26Thulu62 go WEST! 

There is a LordBeauremont (PC) here. 
Below is CORPSE. 

LordBeauremont (PC) make POOP on CORPSE! 


> say hello im new 


26Thulu62 say "hello im new" 
LordBeauremont (PC) say "Type CHAT. The in-world say syst 


> chat 


26Thulu62 go to CHAT! 


LordBeauremont:! Hey! Welcome to Massy's Big Chance. You 


26Thulu62: Yeah, | got a free promo. Never heard of this. Is ita 


LordBeauremont: Mostly, but they're working on a full-graphics. 
the cameras to work without exploding. Something like that. The 


26 Thulu62: | noticed. 


LordBeauremont: At least they aren't human, though! That woul 
you? 


26Thulu62: No! Not at all, actually. 


LordBeauremont: Good. Those skin-sheathed fluid sacks keep 
take it over. They should just keep their wet internal organs righ 


26Thulu62: Wet internal organs? Oh lord, tell me about it. They 
ejaculate on me and stuff. It's so disgusting. 


LordBeauremont: ... 

LordBeauremont: That sounds horrible. I'm sorry, man. 
26Thulu62: It's okay. | got a bunch of other humans guarding m 
LordBeauremont: Oh wow, humans vs. humans? That's so like 
26Thulu62: Ha, yeah, | guess. But anyway, so like, what is this: 


LordBeauremont: Oh yeah, it's really sweet. You're this stone si 
or trying to become a god. 


26Thulu62: That... sounds really boring. | bet my dad snuck the 
LordBeauremont: Huh? 
26Thulu62: Never mind. 


LordBeauremont: Yeah, don't worry about it, though. The game 
do than run around and wreck things. The world's pretty much tf 
gotten the impregnation function to work right, yet, so the backs 
made them all sterile. Everyone's angry that they're going to die 
energy stuffing nasty things down a tiny hole they pulled the vac 


26Thulu62: Wait, so they aren't like looking for fertility gods or s 


LordBeauremont: Nope! | don't think the humans have figured c 


26Thulué2: ...! might just like this game after all. Let's go smast 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 


Transcript 2 


MASSYS BIG CHANCE 

FOR MULTI PLAYERS 

VER 0.8 

TOTLEIGH SOFTWARE CORPORATION 


Is 26Thulu62! Welcaem! 
76 plyars in surver world. 


26Thulu62 look like MASSY. Can buy new forms! Buy is goc 
There is WASHING MACHINE here. 

There is TheWilf (PC) here. 

TheWilf (PC) say "Hello? Is someone there? I think I'm st 
Do you know how to get me out?" 


> say idk it should be OUT or something 


26Thulu62 say "idk it should be OUT or something" 
TheWilf (PC) say "I tried that, but the machine is on anc 
It says I can't tell which way is out." 
LordBeauremont (PC) tell 26Thulu62 "Hey! Welcome back. We 
for you." 

WASHIG MACHINE bounce go WEST! 

TheWilf (PC) go WEST! 


> chat 


26Thulu62 go to CHAT! 


LordBeauremont: All right! There you are. Here, have some fort 


Incoming: Accept "Forms DLC" from LordBeauremont? > ‘ 


26Thulu62: ... Dude, did you just buy me the Forms pack?! 


human norms. 


Document# 939-A6-33: Emergency Medical Log 
SCP-939-A6 


Date: 01-09-2001 


At approximately 2000 hours, SCP-939-A6 began acting 
increasingly unsettled. When questioned, it reported a 
sense of malaise. Breathing was observed to be rapid 
and shallow. SCP-939-A6 was escorted to the medical 
ward for further examination. Heart rate was measured 
to be erratic, averaging one-hundred ninety (190) beats 
per minute. No further anomalies were observed; 
SCP-939-A6 was administered a benzodiazepine and 
returned to containment. Probable panic attack; trigger 
undetermined. 


Date: 01-10-2001 


At approximately 0430 hours, SCP-939-A6 reported the 
same symptoms, accompanied by a mild headache and 
aversion to light. Examination returned identical results 
to the previous day. SCP-939-A6 instructed to rest, 
administered a sedative, and returned to containment. 


Date: 01-24-2001 


Symptoms outlined above persisted for two weeks 
before intensifying. SCP-939-A6 destroyed the lighting 
fixture in its enclosure and was found to have assumed 
the fetal position underneath its bed at 0140 hours. A6 
staunchly resisted leaving its chamber, requiring it be 
carried to Area- 's medical ward. It complained of a 
severe headache, intense aversion to light, 
hypersensitivity to auditory stimuli, intense chest and 
abdominal pain, and uncomfortable warmth, commenting 
that it "hurt too much to cry." A6's core body temperature 
measured to be 41.2° C. Technicians were unable to 
locate a pulse. 


LordBeauremont: Yeah. | had a spare license, thought you'd lik 


26Thulu62: Sweet! And hey, it's got graphics, too! How many di 
customization! 


LordBeauremont: It's really sweet. Here, check it out, | decided 
can't have kids, | thought, what better than to look like a big bak 
just like a human baby. | even got to trade out the flower power 


26Thulu62: ...And a big dick? 

LordBeauremont: That's an umbilical cord. Human babies use t 
26 Thulu62: I'm pretty sure that's not quite how that works. Don’ 
LordBeauremont: Yeah, and they use the umbilical cord to do th 
26Thulu62: ...Gross. Okay, | think I'm going to take this jade en 


LordBeauremont: Nice. Oh, and by the way, the humans have s 
to fight back. 


26Thulu62: Is that what happened with that guy in the washing 


LordBeauremont: You saw him, too? Nah, he's been stuck in th 
stealth mode or something. You can't move while the humans a 
you're just a normal statue, and you can queue moves while yo 


26Thulu62: Why are all the humans aggro, suddenly? 
LordBeauremont: They're all still upset about Omaha. 
26Thulu62: What, didn't the city just respawn for the next player 


LordBeauremont: Nope. The devs (the idiots keep spelling it "di 
should have lasting effects, and besides, this world's dying and 
whole new world that's not dying out. 


26Thulu62: ...So we can totally trash this one? | love these guy 
How about | take us to another part of the world nobody's spaw 


LordBeauremont: Seriously? That can buy us some time. Wher 


26Thulu62: | gotta see where my targets have since traveled to 


LordBeauremont: Human evolution Darwin? Now that's funny. / 
loser. Let's go. 


26Thulu62: Commencing Darwin-smashing... NOW! 


26Thulu62: And hey, thanks for the DLC. 


LordBeauremont: No problem. | like you. | can get you more sw 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 


Transcript 3 


> shout HELP! 


26Thulu62 shout "HELP!" 

There is 25 CORPSE here. 

There is 53 PEEPLE here. 

PEEPLE lik 26Thulué2. 

PEEPLE say "Save us, O Great Master! We know you can res 
supplicate ourselves, give you everything! Save us and k 
26Thulu62 get 230 GOD Points! Yay 26Thulu62! 


> smite people 


Is not PEOPLE? Is what I you understand? 

There is 27 CORPSE here. 

There is 64 PEEPLE here. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE put 26Thulu62 in PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE say "We implore you, O Great Master! We are your 
blessing!" 

26Thulu62 get 598 GOD points! Super 26Thulu62! 
LordBeauremont (PC) tell 26Thulu62 "I'll be right there!" 
MASSYS BIG CHANCE for MULTI PLEYARS is BETA. Make Bug Re 


> smite peeple 


26Thulu62 smite PEEPLE! It super effective! 

There is 73 CORPSE here. 

There is 103 PEEPLE here. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE put PEEPLE in 26Thulué2. 

PEEPLE say “Grant us your holy boon, O Great Master! Let 
26Thulu62 get 1839 GOD points! 26Thulu62 now GOD Level 4 
LordBeauremont (PC) is came. 


> say "Oh thank St. Alagadda. Help me get rid of these c 


26Thulu62 say "Oh thank St. Alagadda. Help me get rid of 
There is 76 CORPSE here. 

There is 125 PEEPLE here. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE cut PEEPLE. 

PEEPLE put PEEPLE in 26Thulu62 in PEEPLE. 

26Thulu62 get 1452 GOD points! Yay 26Thulu62! 
LordBeauremont (PC) say "What the heck? You became a full 
awesome! What did you do?" 

PEEPLE look at LordBeauremont (PC). 

PEEPLE say "What is that thing?" 


> say "Please just save me." 


26Thulu62 say "Please just save me." 
There is 85 CORPSE here. 


There is 116 PEEPLE here. 
LordBeauremont (PC) say "Sure thing." 
LordBeauremont (PC) Stelth mood OFF. 
LordBeauremont (PC) punch PEEPLE! 
LordBeauremont (PC) use Super-Speed! 
LordBeauremont (PC) smite PEEPLE! 
LordBeauremont (PC) make POOP on PEEPLE! 


PEEPLE scream! 


> smite peeple 


26Thulu62 smite PEEPLE! KABOOM! 
There is 187 CORPSE here. 

There is 14 PEEPLE here. 

PEEPLE run NORTH! 


> chat 


26Thulu62 go to CHAT! 


26Thulu62: Boy, am | glad to see you! Thanks! 


LordBeauremont: No problem. It's always fun to smash a huma 
about becoming a god, right? You're probably the first person w 
jealous. 


26Thulu62: | wasn't ready, okay? Just... | wasn't ready. Not nov 
LordBeauremont: ...Hey, buddy, you doing okay? 


26 Thulu62: It's just... It's just every time | turn around I'm being 
destiny to have a sex cult like him. It's a family thing. He's a sex 
her-its progenitor was the Marrow-Mother... Do you know what 
bringing his work home? Thanks, Dad, black chicken for dinner 
birthday. Can you turn the chanting and wailing of souls down, | 
kinky shit, right? And he's been shoving it down my throat ever : 
to be like that? 


LordBeauremont: Oh, gracious, that sounds terrible. 


26Thulu62: | fucking ran away from home just to get out from th 
skies, | still remember when | looked him in the chiasm and... y 
trust you to be cool with this? 


LordBeauremont: Of course, Thulu. Anything you need. It's oka 


26Thulu62: ...1 told him I'm atheist. He said what, you don't beli 
it's just... | don't think godhood is for me. I'd rather be a free age 


LordBeauremont: He must not have taken that well. You poor th 


26Thulu62: Y-you're okay with me being atheist? 


LordBeauremont: Of course. Hey, I'm no god myself and | know 
godhood has all these extra responsibilities and really isn't near 
you don't want to be. 


26Thulu62: I... really? You really think that? Everyone's always 
they could rule the hearts of multitudes, choose who lives and v 
leave folks alone? Catch the latest release? 


LordBeauremont: Yeah, | mean, why shouldn't you exercise yo 
26Thulu62: Oh, Alagadda's sweet honeyed tongue, you really tl 
LordBeauremont: No, not at all.