Interviewer: SCP-1802, what is your earliest memory? 


SCP-1802: | woke up and | saw people. Some of the 
people were making signs. Some of the people were 
pouring and working. Most of the people were looking at 
me. A man said to me that it is working. He may have 
said it to the rest of the people. 


Interviewer: What happened after that? 


SCP-1802: | was wearing my coat and had my arms. 
Before the man said my purpose, | was not anything that 
| could remember. But then the man said what | am for. 


Interviewer: What is your purpose, SCP-1802? 


SCP-1802: | look around. | keep anything | do not 
understand and study it to learn. By this task | become 
cool. 


Interviewer: It seems like you take anything you find. 


SCP-1802: | do not understand much. The man told me 
that. 


Interviewer: What happened to you next? 


SCP-1802: The man picked me up and walked until we 
were outside. He put me down and said to go west and 
begin my task. He said to keep going west until | saw a 
gate with cameras on it. 


Interviewer: Can you remember what street you were on 
or what building you came out of? 


SCP-1802: | saw signs that said [REDACTED]. | think 
the numbers on the building said" ". 


Interviewer: [to the supervising researcher] That's all we 
need. [to SCP-1802] Thank you for your cooperation. 


SCP-1802: | did not mention a detail. The man said that 
this detail was very important to remember. The man 
named me. 


Interviewer: What name did he give you? 
SCP-1802: He called me "Skip". 


Interviewer: Thank you for your cooperation, SCP-1802. 
The interview is over. 


Addendum: On 11/04/ , immediately following Interview 1802-2, a 
squad of Foundation agents raided the building described by 
SCP-1802. The location, an abandoned [REDACTED] restaurant 
franchise, was completely deserted, although paint stains and 
pieces of granite indicated recent activity. A cardboard box was 
sitting on the counter, with an attached note hastily scribbled on wax 
paper in crayon. It read: 


FOUND THIS FOR YOU 


APPRECIATE THE GESTURES 
The reverse bore this message: 


SPECIAL PROCEDURES: 
FIGURE IT OUT 


The cardboard box contained a dirt-stained white bottlecap with no 
identifying markings. After researchers cleaned and evaluated the 

object, it was designated SCP-__due to its anomalous properties 

and placed in containment. 


Footnotes 

1. Similarity in construction materials between SCP-1802 
andSCP-1502suggests a shared origin. 

2. The gecko escaped SCP-1802's possession shortly after it placed 
the lizard in storage. 

3. The container was opened and found to be empty, except for 
masking tape applied around the bottom of the can. 


« SCP-1801 | SCP-1802 | SCP-1803 » 


SCP-1803: The Collage 


Item #: SCP-1803 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1803 is to be kept at 
Sector-23, suspended by steel cables from the ceiling of a secure 
10m (w) x 25m (d) x 15m (h) item containment room. SCP-1803 is to 
be kept at least 1m from contact with the floors, walls or ceiling of its 
containment area. Cables suspending SCP-1803 should be no 
greater than 15mm in diameter and should be spaced no closer than 
0.5m together at their anchor points. SCP-1803-1 is to be monitored 
continually for changes in content by security personnel with level 4 
clearance. Changes in content shall be documented and forwarded 
to the Foundation Intelligence Analysis Department for assessment. 
Any experiments must be cleared with the Intelligence Analysis 
Department. 


Absolutely no SCP decommissioning is to take place within a 10km 
radius of SCP-1803. 


Description: SCP-1803 is a section of a residential building 
originally located at [REDACTED] in , Germany. The major 
portion of SCP-1803 includes an 18m length of exterior masonry 
wall 12m in height, the lower 3m of which is excavated foundation 
that had been originally below ground. Attached to the interior side 
of the wall section are portions of flooring from three levels of the 
original structure, as well as interior walls, doors, windows, and one 
complete half-bath. Approximately centered in the wall section is a 
10m x 5m studio missing only one interior wall. Within the room is a 
stationary humanoid figure’ posed facing out of the room’s single 
window. 


SCP-1803, including the humanoid figure, is completely covered by 
SCP-1803-1. SCP-1803-1 is a multimedia collage consisting of 
newspaper and magazine clippings, photographs, various textual 


elements, painted canvas, graffiti, toys, posters, sculptural elements, 
[REDACTED], and numerous other “found” objects. (see: 
Document CI-1803-A, Content Survey SCP- 1803-1.) The majority 
of SCP-1803-1's surface area undergoes continual revision, 
replacing older elements of its content with new items. New items 
will appear to “grow” from beneath adjoining items, overlapping older 
elements until the older elements are completely covered. Despite 
this method of renewal, probes of SCP-1803-1 show that no one 
area of SCP-1803-1 is greater than layers thick despite 
observations that 80% of its surface area has been completely 
replaced __ times since coming within Foundation custody. 
Approximately 20% of SCP-1803-1’s surface area does not undergo 
this renewal, consisting of three areas in the central room of 
SCP-1803 that have remained consistent since SCP-1803 was 
contained. (see: Document Cl-1803-B, Consistent Elements of 
SCP-1803-1.) 


Content identified in SCP-1803-1, aside from items directly 
incorporated due to contact with SCP-1803-1, is composed of 
elements that have been discarded or otherwise destroyed at some 
time prior to their incorporation. While approximately % of traceable 
new items have been confirmed to have been destroyed or 
discarded within a 10km radius of SCP-1803-1 within 12 months 
prior to incorporation, the remainder have no known limitations as to 
origin either temporally or geographically. SCP-1803-1 shows a 
marked bias toward works of art, photographs, and censored 
literature, which account for between 45% and 65% of its surface 
area at any one time. Much of the remainder will be random 
discarded objects distributed in a way that suggests commentary on 
SCP-1803-1’s content.2 About % of SCP-1803-1 will consist of 
classified or otherwise secret documentation from a variety of 
sources, including the Foundation itself. To date, SCP-1803-1 has 
incorporated reports and memos from _ different national intelligence 
agencies, different corporations, different NGO’s, and Groups 
of Interest. 


When any item contacts SCP-1803-1 at points with a combined 
cross-section greater than 400mm? within a .25m? area for a 
duration longer than 15 seconds, there will be one of two possible 
reactions from SCP-1803-1: 


¢ For large items of a structural nature (walls, floors, ceilings, 
support beams, masonry, pipes larger than 20mm in diameter, 
furniture, appliances, heavy machinery, and so on.) 
SCP-1803-1 will attach itself to the item and begin to grow 
over it, eventually incorporating it into the combined mass of 
SCP-1803.3 


¢ Other items will be drawn into SCP-1803-1 at the point of 
contact. No attempt to retrieve an item during this occurrence 
has met with success. At best, attempts have resulted in 
mechanical failure of the object at the point of contact with 
SCP-1803-1 and retention of the unincorporated portion. 
Within 24 hours, the object will re-emerge elsewhere as part 
of the composition of SCP-1803-1, usually in several pieces 
presented in some geometric arrangement.4 


Addendum 1: 
+ Document I-1803-23A 


Document I-1803-23A: Incident Report/ 
Containment Breach 


SCPs involved: SCP-1803-1, SCP- 
Date: / / 
Location: Sector -23 


Description: 90 days after the 
decommissioning of SCP- at Site- (km 
from Sector-23) the security team monitoring 
SCP-1803 noticed the incorporation of 
[REDACTED] into SCP-1803-1. The area was 
locked down and researchers from Site- 
confirmed that the visible [REDACTED] was a 
section of SCP- .SCP- had been a Keter 
class [REDACTED] and if fully exposed 
outside its specified containment protocol 
could result in an XK scenario. After 12 hours 
of a Foundation-wide full alert, the 


[REDACTED] fully emerged and it was 
determined that [REDACTED] was only a 
section of SCP- cut into the shape of a five- 
pointed star. Without [REDACTED], SCP- 
was incomplete, preventing full manifestation 
of SCP- ’s anomalous effects. The inert 
section of SCP-_ was peeled off of 
SCP-1803-1 by a remote-operated drone and 
destroyed without any further incident. 


Note: No more decomms anywhere near this 
thing— Dr. , Director Site- 


Addendum 2: 
+ Document R-1803-101AB 


Document R-1803-101AB: Transcript of 
Interpol surveillance prior to identification of 
SCP-1803 


Foreword: On / /_ , agents of Interpol were 
conducting audio surveillance on a multi-family 
apartment building [REDACTED] in ; 
Germany. They were monitoring Dr. Otto _, 
male 95 years old, for involvement with 
[REDACTED] suspected of possible terrorist 
activities. At 18:45 local time, Dr. Otto 
received two unidentified male visitors.° 


<Begin Transcript, 18:48 // > 


Dr. :1 don't receive many visitors these 
days. Who did you say you were? 


Unidentified Male #1: David sent us. 
Dr. : David...? 
Unidentified Male #1: You know, David. 


Unidentified Male #2: He told us to ask you if 


we were cool yet. 


Dr. : [Chuckles] Oh. That David. Come in, 
friends. Have a seat. 


[45-second pause in conversation as the three 
men take seats in the main room of the studio] 


Unidentified Male #1: You’re a hard man to 
find, sir. 


Dr. __: Quite intentional. Too many of the 
wrong people looking. Now forgive me, but | 
am wondering why our mutual acquaintance 
would send you to me. | have retired from 
teaching esoterica, and | am quite busy with 
my own project. 


Unidentified Male #1: Well, to be honest, he 
didn’t really send us... 


Unidentified Male #2: We want to talk about 
your project. 


Dr. : My projects are my concern. 


Unidentified Male #1: Just listen to our 
proposal. 


Unidentified Male #2: You can help us strike 
a blow against the fascist oligarchy ruling 
Europe. 


Dr. :Oh.1see. [15-second pause] I’m 
going to have to ask you to leave. 


Unidentified Male #1: Wait. Please listen. 
This is a fantastic idea. We set it up in 
Brussels. At [REDACTED]. Imagine it, their 
brand new, billion-euro building covered with 
every secret memo, every document they’ve 
ever tried to hide. A monument to every petty 


Dr. : Get out! 


Unidentified Male #2: Dr. __, | think you 
should hear us out. 


Dr. __:/’ve heard enough. You're a pair of 
ignorant fools. You don’t even know what 
Fascism means. You— [Statement stops 
abruptly] 


[10-second pause in conversation. ] 


Unidentified Male #1: Kurt, what are you 
doing? 


Unidentified Male #2: Getting the good 
doctor’s attention. 


Dr. : [Pause] Young man, please put the 
gun away. 


Unidentified Male #2: No. You're going to 
help us make a statement that will inspire the 
masses to— 


Dr. _: You have no idea what you're doing. 


Unidentified Male #1: Sir, if you help us, we'll 
go down in history. 


Dr. _: Bah! All that will happen is they close 
their building. If you think anyone will get to 
see their precious secrets before they destroy 
the place you are a greater fool than | imagine 
you are. 


Unidentified Male #2: We will see. All we 
need is your notes. We can do the ritual 
ourselves. 


Dr. _: [Pause] | actually think you would. 
Your eyes... I’ve seen that kind of look before. 
[Pause] A determined, righteous man, aren’t 
you? 


Unidentified Male #1: We are, sir. 
Unidentified Male #2: Shut up. 

Dr. |: Do you know what the ritual entails? 
Unidentified Male #1: Uh. Yes, sir. 


Dr. : [Sighs] I’ve waited decades to create 
my memorial, but the techniques of Thule are 
not cheap. I’ve balked at the price. Spent my 
life searching for a means to avoid it. But | take 
it you're willing to pay. 


Unidentified Male #2: There are plenty of 
people in that building | would sacrifice to see 
your art live. 


Dr. _: | Suppose if you are willing, then | 
should be as well. 


[Unidentified sounds] 
Dr. —_: [Unintelligible] 
Unidentified Male #1: Sir? 


Unidentified Male #2: Dr. ? What are you 
doing? 


Dr. —_: [Unintelligible] 
Unidentified Male #1: [Screams] 
[Gunshots, recording ends.] 


<End Transcript> 


Closing Statement: By the time the Interpol 
agents on duty arrived at Dr. Otto ’s 
apartment, SCP-1803-1 had already covered 
90% of the studio. Foundation agents were 
called in, the building was condemned, and 
SCP-1803 separated from the existing 
structure and airlifted to Sector-23. Genetic 
testing has revealed the humanoid form in 
SCP-1803 as the remains of Dr. _. Tests on 
the remains of the other two males have 
identified them as Simon and Kurt, 
college students who had been linked to the 

, Germany cell of the Are We Cool Yet? 
collective (currently inactive). 


Addendum 3: 
+ Document Cl-1803-A-a 


Document Cl-1803-A-a: Content Survey 
SCP-1803-1 (Summary) 


Data Redacted by request of Intelligence 
Analysis Department — O5- 


Addendum 4: 
+ Document Cl-1803-B-a 


Document Cl-1803-B-a: Consistent Elements 
of SCP-1803-1 (Summary) 


Summary: Consistent elements in 
SCP-1803-1 are confined to three areas in the 
central room around the humanoid figure. Area 
One is the largest, surrounding the single 
window. Items comprising it have been dated 
as early as 1919, and as late as 193 . The 
majority of textual elements are from German- 
language publications from the period. Artistic 
elements include paintings, sculptures, 


lithographs and photographic reproductions of 
modernist works from this era. Almost all art in 
this section has been documented as having 
been destroyed by the German Nazi regime as 
examples of entartete Kunst.® The 35 artists 
represented include Otto Dix, Kurt Schwitters, 
Paul Klee, and Piet Mondriaan. 7” 


The other two areas are on opposing walls to 
either side of the humanoid figure. Both 
consist of flayed human skin pasted over 
newsprint. Rectangular holes have been cut in 
the surface of the skin to reveal lettering 
beneath. 


The skin on the right-hand wall8 has 72 holes 
of varying sizes. Each hole reveals either a 
single letter, word, or punctuation mark from 
the following series9: "A" "are" "C" "cool" "W" 
"we" "¥" "yet" "2" 


The skin on the left hand wall!9 has 132 holes, 
all revealing the number "9." 


Footnotes 

1. Samples from the humanoid figure shows tissues consistent with 
that of ahuman male, though it has shown no sign of movement, 
biological function, or decay since containment. 

2. Attempts to communicate with SCP-1803-1 by introducing new 
content have been inconclusive, but suggestive of conscious 
direction of SCP-1803-1's composition. 

3. Such items can be removed. Removed items do not retain the 
anomalous properties of SCP-1803 or SCP-1803-1. This process is 
not recommended because of potential damage to SCP-1803 or 
SCP-1803-1. 

4. This process has proved fatal for any living organism. 

5. Transcript is translated from the original German. 

6. "degenerate art." 

7. Many of the works incorporated had been displayed in the 
NaziEntartete Kunstexhibit premiering in Munich in 1937. 

8. Genetically identified as the remains of Kurt 


9. Note: Words are in English. 
10. Genetically identified as the remains of Simon 


« SCP-1802 | SCP-1803 | SCP-1804 » 


SCP-1804: Underwood #5 


Item #: SCP-1804 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1804 is to be housed in a 
secure Office at Site-19. Any text produced by SCP-1804 showing 
anomalous properties shall be treated as a Safe memetic SCP, 
given the next sequential SCP designation number! and stored in 
hardcopy-only format in an adjacent secure document locker.