Footnotes 
1. Translator note: Examination of subsequent CKG documents has 
determined QHP stands for 'Quick Hunter Pack' 


SCP-1111-J: A Working Computer 


Item #: SCP-1111-J 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1111-J is to be stored in a 
purpose-built room in Site 26 with several electrical sockets for it 
and for testing equipment. It is not to be connected to other 
computers except under strict testing conditions. When testing is 
complete, all computers that were connected to SCP-1111-J are to 
be tested for anomalous efficiency levels. If they are shown to be 
unusually workable, then they are to be stored as possible 
duplicates of SCP-1111-J; otherwise, they are to be destroyed. 


SCP-1111-J is not to be connected to the internet under any 
circumstances. Site 26 is forbidden to maintain more than one 
(landline) connection to the internet. In the event of SCP-1111-J 
becoming connected to the internet, Site 26 is to detonate hidden 
C4 charges at various points along its landline connection, and 
contact Command by radio for further orders. 


Description: SCP-1111-J is a [BRAND REDACTED] computer 
which has never experienced a recorded fault of any sort, and which 
maintains the actual computing power it was advertised as having. It 
was discovered when computers in a Foundation office were being 
updated. Every other computer froze at least once — with several 
overheating to the point of melting their casing or catching fire — 
except SCP-1111-J. At that time, it was discovered that no errors 
had ever been recorded on the machine. It will run any viable 
program without fail. 


It is unknown how SCP-1111-J maintains its remarkable computing 
power. No such machine has been shown to have similar qualities 
and no unusual parts, unknown programs, remarkable power usage, 
ectoplasm, unusual religious atmosphere, miraculous events, crying 
statues, healing events, ghosts, technovampires, entities of pure 


energy, or mysterious voices have been detected near SCP-1111-J, 
despite daily sweeps of its room and careful monitoring of all known 
variables. 


SCP-1111-J has proven capable of maintaining its anomalous 
properties even while connected to a normal computer of the same 
brand which was infected with several viruses. Due to this, it is 
theorised that if SCP-1111-J were to maintain a connection with the 
internet for even a short amount of time, the world's networks could 
become dangerously efficient. 


We need to find out what makes this machine tick. If we had but 
twenty of these, our clerical costs would go down by 67%. Testing 
should be re-opened. - Dr. Smallwood. 


Fine, but you will be held personally responsible for any incidents 
incurred by testing. - O5-11. 


SCP-1111-J Test Log 
Chief Researcher: Dr. Smallwood 


Test 1 

Note that SCP-1111-J is currently running its default 
operating system at default settings. 

Dr. Smallwood installed a word processor known to 
break down frequently, and typed up several documents 
without error. 


Test 2 

Dr. Smallwood typed out a text document with several 
deliberate errors, and then activated the spellcheck 
function. The spellcheck caught all grammatical and 
spelling errors, and did not create any new errors while 
solving them. No errors noted. 

Amazing! If they all worked like this no one would ever 
be told to "consult an alchemist" again!" - Dr. Smallwood 


Test 3 

Dr. Smallwood left a word processor with a finished but 
unsaved document alone while he left to have a cup of 
tea and do a crossword. Upon his return, no errors had 


gradually on each individual file, as the lifeform moves from file to 
file while feeding. SCP-560 shows a preference for files containing 
sensitive data; Dr. theorizes that encrypted, compressed, or 
high-density data provides SCP-560 with a large amount of 
metabolic energy. This preference makes it ideal for use in 
Foundation secure-wipe protocols. 


Unlike a computer virus, SCP-560 does not deposit copies of itself in 
corrupted files. Current speculation is that SCP-560 reproduces 
through [REDACTED]; however, as there are no extant 
[REDACTED]. As SCP-560's feeding process proceeds, it 
consumes data at an exponential rate, its feeding efficiency 
increasing in tandem with the amount of data consumed. After 
wiping a storage medium, SCP-560 enters a cryptobiotic state. 
Given a tiny amount of information, SCP-560 can survive 
indefinitely. 


SCP-560 was contained by Foundation personnel during an 
engineered failure of ‘s content servers on April , . The 
organism entered its cryptobiotic state and was successfully 
retrieved shortly thereafter. Given the recent [REDACTED], any leak 
of information pertaining to SCP-560 is punishable by summary 
termination. 


Addendum: Viewing of materials corrupted by SCP-560 on a 3D- 
capable television or through stereoscopic, linearly polarized, or 
circular polarized glasses is prohibited. -O5-3 


Revision - -_ : This includes 3D-capable video game systems. - 
05-3 


« SCP-559 | SCP-560 | SCP-561 » 


occurred, nor did any occur as he saved the file and 
exited the program. 


Test 4 

Dr. Smallwood attempted to disable the stylised "helpful 
mascot" on the word processor. When he exited the 
program and then entered again, the mascot did not 
spontaneously activate. After Dr. Smallwood restarted 
the machine and opened the program, the mascot did 
not spontaneously activate. He repeated this several 
times, and the mascot still did not spontaneously 
activate. 


Test 5 

Dr. Smallwood attempted to exit a word processor with 
an open unsaved file. The word processor prompted him 
to save before exiting and he did so. The program did 
not freeze while saving or prompting. No errors noted. 


Test 6 

Upon realising that new updates were available for [OS 
REDACTED], Dr. Smallwood saved them to a small 
specialised network, created a program to inform 
SCP-1111-J of the updates, and connected SCP-1111-J 
to the network. SCP-1111-J prompted Dr. Smallwood to 
allow it to complete updates, allowed him to postpone 
the updates, and restarted without incident when the 
update was complete. 


Test 7 

Dr. Smallwood installed an antivirus program onto 
SCP-1111-J before infecting it with a basic computer 
virus. The virus was immediately detected, quarantined 
and deleted. No errors occurred. 


Test 8 

Dr. Smallwood installed an additional antivirus program 
before testing for conflicts. When no conflicts were 
found, he added another antivirus program, and 
repeated the test. After thirteen antivirus programs had 
been added, with no conflicts resulting, he ceased 


testing for the day. 
Seriously, what - Dr. Smallwood 


Test 9 

Dr. Smallwood connected SCP-1111-J to a virtual 
network and opened a commonly-used email client, upon 
which he had placed a full contact list including some 
contacts marked with notes like "boss," "potential client" 
and "wife." He wrote a short offensive e-mail and used 
the "send to many" function to send it to several 
contacts, not including those with notes. The e-mail was 
sent to the intended addresses and not to the addresses 
marked with notes. 


SCP-2006-J: Metamorphic Eldritch Entity 


Item #: SCP-2006-J 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2006-J is detained ina 
hermetically sealed and triple-reinforced biological containment cell 
at Site 138-Delta. Any maintenance of this cell is to be performed via 
automated means; personnel are strictly forbidden from entering the 
100 m 200 m radius Red Zone around the cell except during 
experimentation. 


Experimentation or communication with SCP-2006-J-1 may only be 
performed with prior permission from the Site 138-Delta Site 
Director, must be directly overseen by at least two (2) Level 3 Senior 
Researchers, and may not exceed twenty (20) minutes in duration. 
Any personnel admitted to the Red Zone of SCP-2006-J must 
undergo mandatory psychiatric screening afterwards, and personnel 
exhibiting unusual behavior or psychological trauma must be 
administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength and 
transferred or terminated as seen fit by oversight staff. 


Once per month, one (1) Class D personnel slated for termination is 
to be delivered into SCP-2006-J's chamber for "punishment". There 
is no conclusive evidence that SCP-2006-J requires food, water, 
oxygen, or sustenance of any kind, but the introduction of this 
containment procedure has reduced containment breach incidents 
by 99%. 


Description: SCP-2006-J-1 is a sentient, sapient entity of possibly 
extraterrestrial or extradimensional origin that causes catastrophic 
psychological damage to human subjects that observe it directly. 
Physical descriptions from test subjects exposed to SCP-2006-J-1 
are inconclusive, but such subjects consistently describe a "mass of 
writhing tentacles, adorned with serpentine eyes". SCP-2006-J-1 is 
capable of telepathic communication with human subjects within 


75 m, which has allowed for research staff to interview the entity. 
However, this can also cause severe psychological damage and/or 
brain hemorrhage in subjects exposed for more than thirty (30) 
minutes. SCP-2006-J-1 claims to be female, but this claim cannot be 
corroborated at this time. 


Upon initial recovery, SCP-2006-J-1 was in possession of 
SCP-2006-J-2 and SCP-2006-J-3. These are, respectively, a hand- 
sewn article of clothing resembling a short white and pink dress 
made from lace-lined silk sized for SCP-2006-J-1 and a crudely 
crafted artifact resembling a baton or wand adorned with a crescent 
moon and a rough-cut ruby. While neither object has exhibited any 
anomalous properties, they appear to have significant sentimental 
value to SCP-2006-J-1, as it will become highly agitated and attempt 
to breach containment if these objects are confiscated or otherwise 
taken from it. By O5 Council order, these are to be left in the 
possession of SCP-2006-J-1 until further notice. 


SCP-2006-J was discovered in and recovered from an underground 
cavern in [REDACTED], Texas following an incident in which a 
group of civilian explorers inadvertently came into contact with the 
entity while traversing an unexplored cave network. All surviving 
civilians were administered Class A amnestics and provided a cover 
story involving a cave collapse resulting in multiple deaths. 
SCP-2006-J was recovered along with a large collection of non- 
anomalous video DVDs, which have been contained separately in a 
secure storage area. SCP-2006-J-1 has not requested their return, 
claiming that it has already "committed their contents to heart". 


Addendum 2006-J-01: Interview Log 


As all interview responses from SCP-2006-J-1 are received 
telepathically, they are result of transcription, cross-reference, and 
verification by three (3) separate staff members as a part of 
interview protocols. 


Dr. : Please state your name for the record. 


SCP-2006-J-1:| AM ' , DAUGHTER OF AND 
WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Dr. : | see, and what is your purpose? 


SCP-2006-J-1: | TRANSFORM INTO [DATA 
EXPUNGED] TO FIGHT CRIME IN THE NAME OF 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Dr. : |... wait, what? Transform? What do you 
mean? 


SCP-2006-J-1: | AM NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW MY 
TRANSFORMATION TO NORMAL PEOPLE, BUT 
BECAUSE | TRUST YOU | WILL LET YOU SEE. 


Dr. : Wait, no! 


SCP-2006-J-1: [DATA EXPUNGED] PRINCESS 
POWER, TRANSFORM! 


It is unclear what happened next, however all surviving personnel at 
Site 138-Delta within approximately 200 m of SCP-2006-J reported 
seeing a brilliant flash of bright red or pink light despite not having 
direct line-of-sight to SCP-2006-J-1. Six (6) personnel were killed by 
massive brain hemorrhages, thirty-eight (38) were permanently 
blinded, and Drs. Kinomoto and Tsukino were heard exclaiming "SO 
CUTE" in Japanese before vaporizing into clouds of pastel-colored 
dust. Dr. recovered fully after three (3) months of 
hospitalization for neurological trauma. 


Addendum 2006-J-02: Interview Log 


Dr. : So, would you care to explain why you 
requested Class D personnel? 


SCP-2006-J-1: | CANNOT BE A CRIME-FIGHTING 
WARRIOR PRINCESS IF | DO NOT HAVE ANY 
CRIMINALS TO FIGHT. THESE CREATURES YOU 
CALL "CLASS DEES" ARE CRIMINALS, ARE THEY 
NOT? 


Dr. : | suppose. What exactly is a "warrior 
princess"? 


SCP-2006-J-1: | SHOWED YOU LAST TIME. WOULD 
YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TRANSFORMATION AGAIN? 


Dr. : NO — | mean, no, not at this time. I'll see 
what | can do. 


SCP-2006-J-1: ARIGATO -SENSEI. 
Addendum 2006-J-03: Containment Surveillance Log Transcript 


Prior to experiment, all personnel were evacuated to a 
distance of at least 250 m. D-1993, slated for 
termination, was then introduced into SCP-2006-J's 
containment cell. 


D-1993: What the fuck, why did you just lock me in he— 
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING?! 


SCP-2006-J-1: AHA! | HAVE CAUGHT YOU RED- 
HANDED, CRIMINAL SCUM! 


D-1993: LET ME OUT OF HERE! OH GOD OH GOD 
OH GOD 


SCP-2006-J-1: IN THE NAME OF [DATA EXPUNGED], 
| WILL PUNISH YOU! 


SCP-2006-J-1: [DATA EXPUNGED] PRINCESS 
POWER, TRANSFORM! 


Forensic analysis concluded that after its 
"transformation", SCP-2006-J-1 then pointed 
SCP-2006-3 at D-1993 and exclaimed "[DATA 
EXPUNGED)]", upon which a beam of light was emitted 
from SCP-2006-J-3 and [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Researcher Note: Jesus Christ, no one deserves that. Not even a 
Class D. — Dr. 


SCP-1344-J: Glass-Like Lifeform 


Item #: SCP-1344-J 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The sole contained specimen 
of SCP-1344-J shall be contained within a holding cell under 
constant video surveillance. Once a day, it is to be fed by leaving a 
live pig within its cell. In the event that SCP-1344-J escapes, staff is 
recommended to stay away from walls and doors to avoid harm in 
case SCP-1344-J decides to break through. 


Description: SCP-1344-J is a carnivorous, apparently silicon-based 
living organism. The creature's translucent tissue appears similar to 
glass, but is quite elastic and highly resistant to damage. SCP-1344- 
J displays some similarities to the genus Nepenthes, as its whole 
body is essentially a globe-shaped sac, open at the top and filled 
with digestive fluids. Stubby limbs are attached to the sac. Sensory 
organs (two eyes, a nose) and a "mouth" (not used for eating, and 
serving solely for vocalization) are visible at the front of the creature, 
composed of a similar glass-like substance, but black in color. A 
torus-shaped structure at the back of the sac is theorized to act as 
the brain. 


SCP-1344-J isn't directly aggressive most of the time, and hunts by 
attempting to coax victims to reach into its sac and drink some of its 
digestive fluid. As it is highly corrosive, the victims’ innards will 
typically dissolve painfully within minutes after as little as 150 ml is 
drank. SCP-1344-J then absorbs the dead remains with its skin. 


When SCP-1344-J feels threatened, or wants to reach possible 
victims in the vicinity, its most remarkable ability manifests. It is 
capable of causing major structural damage by easily destroying 
most walls and other barriers, including those made of wood, stone, 
steel, [DATA EXPUNGED] and titanium. SCP-1344-J will simply run 
through the barrier in its way, typically causing a shower of 


destructive debris, dealing life-threatening or outright lethal wounds 
to those on the other side. SCP-1344-J is noted to vocalize a single, 
specific noise while destroying an obstacle in this way; while 
originally thought to be a "battle-cry" of sorts, it is now theorized that 
SCP-1344-J damages objects by generating vibrations of a specific 
frequency with its vocalization organ, causing a mechanical 
resonance within the obstacle. 


SCP-2008-J: Cryptozoological life form 


Item #: SCP-2008-J 
Object Class: Safe