While fauna have escaped SCP-2147-B into the city of 
[REDACTED], flora from SCP-2147-A shows the inability to grow 
past the bottom step of the front porch, with stems from the plants 
anomalously terminating at this point. Physical manipulation of the 
plants show that the terminated points still exist, but are located in 
another area. 


SCP-2147 was originally discovered by the Unusual Incidents Unit 
Cincinnati Division, who were investigating repeated reports of 
alligators in the sewers of [REDACTED]. It was discovered this was 
due to an alligator living within SCP-2147 laying eggs in the toilet, 
with hatchlings occasionally crawling down the drain and living in the 
sewers. Due to the age of several of the captured alligators, it is 
estimated that SCP-2147 has existed in some form for at least ten 
years. 


Addendum: Interview With UIU Agent MacAllister: 


Agent Williams: Special Agent MacAllister, I'm Agent 
Williams, Foundation Liaison to the Unusual Incidents 
Unit. Could you please state your name for the record? 


Agent MacaAllister: (sighs) Special Agent Quinn 
MacAllister, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual 
Incidents Unit 25. 


Agent Williams: When did you first become aware of 
the anomaly? 


MacAllister: It was supposed to be a simple 
investigation, honestly. We get reports of gators in 
sewers all the time in the UIU, and thanks to some law or 
another, we have to investigate every single one. 


At first, we just assumed that it was an individual flushing 
baby gators into the sewer, where they grew up... but 
the problem was that this call was the tenth one in three 
months. The [REDACTED] County SCP- sorry, SPCA 
had no idea where they were coming from. 


Most of the younger ones were found in the area of 

Wood Street- not a pleasant place. Everywhere there is 
broken and empty and run-down. So, we looked around 
there, and eventually, my partner... he started vomiting. 


Williams: Why? 


MacAllister: Agent Christman suffers from 
hypersensitivity, especially when it comes to smells. 
That's what tipped us off to the house; it smelled like 
rotting swamp, in the middle of Ohio. He couldn't stand 
the smell, so | went in, and... a gator nearly bit off my 
leg. | shot it, saw the inside of the house looked like it 
was the set of Creature from the Black Lagoon, and then 
| called you. 


Williams: Did you notice anything unusual about the 


house, from what you could see from the doorway? 


MacAllister: Other than the fact that Florida had come to 
visit? Well... right before | went in, | noticed a set of 
boots by the front door, just in the inside of it. They 
looked like... boots you would wear for hunting. Brand 
new, too. When | came back after checking on Agent 
Christman, they were gone. 


Addendum: Incident 2147-01: On / /20 , Agent Lowder, an 
exploratory diver, vanished whilst investigating the living room of 
SCP-2147-B. Prior to loss of communication, Agent Lowder reported 
that a hole had appeared in the water, and that he was going to 
investigate it; after failing to surface for another twenty minutes, an 
emergency dive was conducted, but Agent Lowder was unable to be 
located. 


GPS tracking on his diving apparatus showed that he had somehow 
traveled to the Everglades, at coordinates [REDACTED]. A 
Foundation team was dispatched to the area, and found several 
pieces of furniture and home appliances within a remote area of the 
Everglades, seemingly suspended in midair by an unknown force, 
including several beds, a refrigerator, stove, oven, and several 
pieces of furniture dating from the mid 1990s. Notably absent were 
any bathroom fixtures. The elevation and location of each piece of 
furniture approximately matched the elevation and location they 
would be in if they were present in SCP-2147-B. Agent Lowder was 
not recovered from the area, and is presumed to be KIA. 


Several task force members reported an audio anomaly in the area, 
which was found to be an LP recording of the Kingston Trio's String 
Along album, playing on a record player located in what was 
believed to be the living room; several individuals on-site at 
SCP-2147-B confirmed this to be the audio anomaly that was being 
heard in the living room. 


The record and player were retrieved, and were believed to be non- 
anomalous upon recovery; however, analysis showed major 
alterations to the lyrical content of the song Everglades, as are 
recorded below: 


Now, the family went in, they didn't come back out. 
They all died in there and there ain't no doubt. 
It's an eye for an eye so the debt is paid. 

They won't last long in the Neverglades. 

Only | can live in the Neverglades. 

Where | can hide and never be found 

And have no fear of the baying hounds. 

But you better keep moving and don't stand still. 
If the skeeters don't get you then the gators will. 
Run like a dog through the Neverglades. 

Skip like a frog through the slimy fog. 

Run through the trees from the Neverlys. 


Footnotes 


1. Class-F Amnestics are designed to prevent the formation of new 
memories associated with a specific object. Foundation Personnel 


are inoculated against this form of Amnestic regularly. 


2. SCP-2147-B was built in the late 1800s, and as such, was fitted 


for the use of Kerosene lighting. 


« SCP-2146 | SCP-2147 | SCP-2148 » 


SCP-2148: Mr. Stripes 


Item #: SCP-2148 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2148 is to be held within a 
standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall of Site- . 
SCP-2148-1 is to remain in place at all times. Class C amnestics are 
to be administered to SCP-2148 if its anomalous properties 
manifest. 


Description: SCP-2148 is a male humanoid of Indian descent. The 
words "Mr. Stripes, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are 
tattooed upon SCP-2148's right bicep. SCP-2148-1 is a white 
blindfold immune to the effects of SCP-2148 with the brand name 
"Doctor's Orders" sewn into it, worn by SCP-2148 since discovery. 


The anomalous properties of SCP-2148 do not manifest unless it is 
able to visually commit something other than SCP-2148-1 or itself to 
memory. When it is able to dedicate a person or object to memory 
via visual stimuli, all current physical and digital information 
concerning said person or object is immediately obscured via black 
bars. No alterations occur to media created after this event unless 
SCP-2148 observes the person or object in question a second time. 
Class C amnestics have proven capable of reversing this process if 
applied within three hours of exposure. 


SCP-2148 was discovered outside Site- by Dr. , and was the 
first anomaly associated with the "Little Mister" series encountered 
by the Foundation. 


Foreword: The following transcript was recreated using 
the recorded audio due to the alterations to the original 
transcript, detected 07/03/1995. 


<Begin Log> 


SCP-2148: Is Mr. Lie here yet? 
Dr. : Excuse me? 


SCP-2148: Just, uh, curious. Y'know, wondering if | 
could see my brother again. Well, y'know, figuratively 
speaking. Never actually seen him before. But he said 
he'd be here right after me, and I've been here for a bit 
and | haven't seen him yet. Figuratively. 


Dr. : No, he's not here yet. So there are more Little 
Misters? 


SCP-2148: Oh, yeah. Twenty in total, counting myself. 
The numbers don't mean anything, but | was the first 
Little Mister that Doctor Wondertainment made. Mr. Lie 
told me that. Then he told me we were collector's items, 
which made enough sense. 


Dr. : Did you see them often? 


SCP-2148: Like, literally? | saw them each once. Well, 
except for Redd. Had to see him twice. Kinda makes me 
wish | didn't have photographic memory, to be perfectly 
honest. 


Dr. : You said you haven't seen Mr. Lie? 


SCP-2148: Nope. Er, yes | said that. [Pauses] | have not 
seen him. He told me he was supposed to be last for 
some reason, | guess? Never really figured out why, but 
that wasn't really my place, y'know? | was just supposed 
to follow him around and look at stuff. 


Dr. : And where did the two of you go? What did you 
look at? 


SCP-2148: Oh, y'know, stuff. Took a lot of trips into 
government buildings, or at least that's what everybody 
else was saying. | guess | wouldn't right know, y'know? 
Always had Mr. Lie to show me the way, though. He had 
a lot of friends, Mr. Lie, and he always knew right what to 


say to get us where we needed to be. Never actually got 
to see him, though. The Doctor gave me this note saying 
| shouldn't look at Lie yet, but then the note had all these 
black lines on it. So that was weird. 


Dr. : And do you have any idea where Mr. Lie is 
currently? 


SCP-2148: Nope! Should be here soon, though. Can't 
wait to see him. 


<End Log> 


Addendum 1: Within two weeks of the initial containment of 
SCP-2148, both SCP-905 and SCP-920 arrived at Site- through 
unknown means. A conference was held between the current Site 
Director and O5-4 to discuss the repeated information breach. Site 
Director requested all future anomalies associated with the 
"Little Mister" series to be contained within Hall , which was 
approved by 05-4. SCP-2148 was then relocated to its new 
containment cell within Hall without issue. 


Addendum 2: On 05/12/1995 an anomaly (tentatively designated 
SCP-2148-2) within Site- security footage was discovered, 
beginning with the initial recovery of SCP-2148 and lasting roughly 
three weeks. SCP-2148-2 manifested as a black bar obscuring Dr. 

and Site Director at intermittent intervals on all security 
footage. 


When questioned about this, both personnel cited two distinct and 
equally clear memories during the times SCP-2148-2 followed them. 
Dr. cited he was conducting testing with an unrelated anomaly, 
and Site Director claimed to either be doing paperwork or in 
one case communicating with O5-4. Both claims have been 
corroborated by other personnel, including O5-4, as well as 
surveillance footage. 


SCP-2148-2 manifestation ended shortly after an interview between 
SCP-2148 and Dr. while he was obscured by SCP-2148-2. Dr. 
exited Site- shortly after, exiting camera view without incident. 


When questioned about this, SCP-2148 claimed to have no 
knowledge of how this could have occurred. A search of its cell 
revealed one previously unaccounted for photograph affected by the 
anomalous properties of SCP-2148. 


Addendum 3: While originally thought to not possess a document of 
the Little Mister series, when questioned SCP-2148 unrolled 
SCP-2148-1 to reveal an equivalent printed on the obverse side. 


Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little 
Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. 
Wondertainment! 


Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! 


01. Mr. Chameleon 

02. Mr. Headless 

03. Mr. Laugh 

04. Mr. Forgettul 

05. Mr. Shapey 

06. Mr. Soap 

07. Mr. Hungry 

08. Mr. Brass 

09. Mr. Hot 

10. Ms. Sweetie 

11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death 
12. Mr. Fish 

13. Mr. Moon 

14. Mr. Redd (discontinued) 
15. Mr. Money 

16. Mr. Lost 

17. Mr. Lie 

18. Mr. Mad 

19. Mr. Scary 

20. Mr. Stripes ¥ 


« SCP-2147 | SCP-2148 | SCP-2149 » 


The length of time required for the transmutation to complete is 
dependent on the nature of the substance placed into SCP-242. 
Ordinary river water sampled from , NM was completely 
sterilized in 7 minutes. Stagnant pond water taken from ,NMwas 
sterilized in 18 minutes. 50,000 liters of coal tar was converted over 
the course of 12 days. 


While the pool contains nothing but sterile water, there is no 
apparent action of any of the features of the pool. Once a non-water 
substance is placed into the pool, the water jets and waterfall will 
come on even if disconnected from any power source. The pool 
vacuum, if attached, will also activate and drive around the bottom of 
the pool even through extremely viscous liquids. There is no cycling 
of water into or out of the filtration system. Pipes leading to the 
filtration system have been completely removed and shown to be 
empty and dry while pool contents were being sterilized. 


Stagnant pond water, Time=0 min. 
Stagnant pond water, Time=9 min. 


Stagnant pond water, Time=16 min. 


Stagnant pond water, Time=18 min. 
Addendum: 


Incident 242-1: On / /_ , during atime when the home 
was vacant but being monitored by a hidden video 
camera, a man and woman, apparenily in their early 20's 
scaled the rear wall and gained access to SCP-242. 
They proceeded to undress, and go swimming along with 
two vinyl inflatable rafts acquired from the shed in the 
backyard. After the water jets came on, the female was 
startled and indicated she wanted to leave. The male 
claimed that it was just the automatic timer coming on to 
clean the pool, and "there was nothing to worry about". 
The couple continued to swim and engaged in intimate 
activities. 


SCP-2149: A Grinder of Metal 


Item #: SCP-2149 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2149 is to be stored ina 
small, environmentally self-contained chamber which has been fitted 
with internal radiation shielding sufficient to contain all naturally- 
occurring radioisotopes. This chamber will also be equipped with 
internal Geiger counters and air-quality sensors, as well as audio/ 
video surveillance. 


SCP-2149 is to be securely attached to a hardened steel support 
frame of sufficient height to allow a similarly hardened portable 
collection bin of at least two cubic meter capacity to be positioned 
under the output opening of SCP-2149. No personnel may enter 
SCP-2149's containment chamber during a production event. After a 
production event, personnel are to enter the containment chamber 
and remove all materials produced by SCP-2149. All materials 
produced are to be sorted by type and disposed of or sanitized and 
placed in storage, as appropriate. 


All standard safety protocols for handling and cleaning radioactive 
material and waste must be observed by all personnel assigned to 
SCP-2149. A safety cap has been placed over the hopper opening 
of SCP-2149 to prevent accidental introduction of materials or body 
parts into SCP-2149. 


Description: SCP-2149 is a Universal Model 1 meat grinder/ 
chopper. A cylinder of unknown material, which is superficially 
similar to layered sheets of carbon nanotubes, has been fused by 
unknown means to the body of the grinder and replaced the hand 
crank. The grinding auger continually rotates and no means to stop 
or prevent the rotation of SCP-2149's auger has yet been found. 
The auger has been observed to rotate faster when producing 
lighter metals and slower when producing heavier metals. During a 


production event, no material should be placed in the hopper 
opening. SCP-2149 exhibits low-grade radioactivity due to 
cumulatively absorbed radiation. 


An attachment for filling sausage casings has been fused over the 
output portion of SCP-2149. This attachment is composed of the 
same material as the drive cylinder. Based on wear patterns and 
radiocarbon dating of surface samples, the item was manufactured 
in the early 1920s. The modifications have not been accurately 
dated. The metal components of SCP-2149 are in good condition for 
their age and show minimal corrosion.