Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents are to issue 
recalls to retail stores for stocked instances of SCP-3508. All 
instances of SCP-3508 must be confiscated immediately upon 
discovery to prevent the passage of SCP-3508 into civilian 
ownership. Due to the elusive nature of SCP-3508's delivery, it is 
currently impossible to prevent restocking of SCP-3508. 


Non-autonomous instances of SCP-3508 may be contained within 
standard Safe-class containment lockers. Autonomous instances 
may be allowed indoor roaming privileges, so long as they are 
accompanied by no less than 1 guard. No more than 1 instance is to 
be allowed in Foundation custody at any given time. The singular 
instance must be contained within a standard containment chamber 
without furniture or decor. Instances are to only become bonded to 
D-Class. Unsanctioned interaction between SCP-3508 and any 
other personnel will merit disciplinary measures. 


SCP-3508 may be terminated via incineration. Civilian witnesses to 
Protest- and Riot-level events are to be administered Class-B 
amnestics, and a cover story is to be issued. Witnesses and 
individuals involved with Star-level events are to be administered 
Class-D amnestics. 


Foundation personnel must constantly monitor public access 
television networks for occurrences of Star-Level events. Any 
network experiencing a Star-level event must be shut down 
immediately via QR-9 protocols. Personnel are to locate the 
coordinates of the ongoing Star-level event and administer 
emergency medical assistance to the victim of the event, following 
the termination of all present instances of SCP-3508. 


Description: SCP-3508 is the collective designation for the line of 
plush toys "Soft & Squishy" manufactured by the amateur 
entrepreneurial group, "Accelerate the Future" (ATF), and is 
considered to be their first endeavor. SCP-3508 may be any color 
combination and species of existent or nonexistent fauna, although 
pastel and primary colors are favored in 68% of recorded instances. 
To date, there have been 15,326 definitive variations in species and 
coloration. 


SCP-3508 measure between between 38cm and 52cm. All 
instances share a similar stylization, including large cartoon eyes, 
squat proportions, jointed digits, an "ATF" satin tag, and a detailed 
smile. All instances are packaged identically in clear plastic boxes; 
box art and information is specific to each instance. The given name 
of the instance will be displayed in banner form on the front panel of 
the box, as well as at least one drawn image and a short description. 
All instances are advertised with the phrase "They Really Love You! 
®" printed across the front panel of the box.1 


Contained and unopened instances have included the following: 


- A Panthera uncia (snow leopard) plush with the 
displayed name "Snowshoe" and a description reading, 
"Snowshoe the Snow Leopard™ is the perfect puffy pal 
for a cold and cuddly day! Tumble through the snow and 
leap through the trees with the furrrostiest feline around! 
He'll never leave your side, even when the snow melts 
away!" 


- A monochrome jackalope with the displayed name 
"Jelly Donut" and a description reading, "Jelly Donut the 
Jackalope™ is the coolest cryptid around! Watch as he 
bounces up and into your heart! Who else would be 
better to hunt monsters with than you and your new best 
friend?" 


- A rainbow Nasua narica (coatimundi) with the displayed 
name "Cuddlepie" and a description reading, "Cuddlepie 
the Coatimundi™ is the nighttime nuisance that can 
wiggle his way into anyone's heart! Fill up on fruit and 
scarf down snacks with Cuddlepie before the morning 


comes, and have the best late-night lunch ever together! 
Take him home and feast forever!" 


Upon removal of an instance of SCP-3508 from its packaging, the 
instance will become autonomous and assume a jubilant demeanor. 
The instance will behave in a childlike manner and display affection 
towards the individual who unpackaged it ("bonding"), henceforth 
referred to as SCP-3508-1.2 SCP-3508 display unwavering loyalty 
towards instances of SCP-3508-1, and will attempt to stay within 
<1m of them at all times. Should a bonded instance of SCP-3508-1 
leave the visual proximity of SCP-3508, the instance of SCP-3508 
will attempt to locate them by any means possible. SCP-3508 learn 
in tandem with their bonded instance of SCP-3508-1, and display 
levels of intelligence greater than or equal to SCP-3508-1, allowing 
for a more personal relationship with SCP-3508.3 SCP-3508 learn at 
exponential rates in order to match or learn beyond the capabilities 
of their respective instance of SCP-3508-1. Instances of SCP-3508 
left in isolation for any period of time exceeding twelve hours will 
display emotional distress, followed by a state of dormancy, during 
which SCP-3508 will lose autonomy. 


Addendum-01: An instance of SCP-3508 was provided to D-18007 
for testing. Prior to testing with SCP-3508, D-18007 had displayed a 
significantly below-average emotional capacity. Upon becoming 
bonded to his respective instance of SCP-3508 (SCP-3508-662), 
SCP-3508-662 began to engage D-18007 in simple conversation 
regarding his emotional wellbeing and preferred hobbies. Within 20 
minutes, D-18007 reported a significant positive change in his mood 
as a result of SCP-3508-662. 


When testing concluded, D-18007 requested to have ownership of 
SCP-3508-662, a request which was ultimately denied. D-18007 
appeared mildly disgruntled, but showed no signs of anomalous 
attachment. SCP-3508-662 was witnessed to have been 
"whimpering" as it was recontained in its containment locker. 
Inaudible whispers were reported to have emanated from the row of 
containment lockers containing 60 instances of SCP-3508. 


Dr. Winchester, the current lead researcher assigned to SCP-3508, 
chose to bond to an individual instance of SCP-3508 for testing 
purposes, henceforth referred to as SCP-3508-Prime. SCP-3508- 


Prime, a purple Vulpes zerda (Fennec fox) labeled by the packaging 
as "Angel Cake", has been removed from its containment locker a 
total of twenty-six times for testing with Dr. Winchester. SCP-3508- 
Prime has taken to referring to Dr. Winchester by his first name, 
David, and has shown expertise in multiplayer video games, such as 
Super Smash Bros and Street Fighter. Current testing has come to a 
halt after Site Director Dowe's concerns regarding Dr. Winchester's 
attachment to SCP-3508-Prime, and SCP-3508-Prime has been 
stored in a containment locker. 


Addendum-02: On 06/01/20 , twelve instances in Foundation 
custody regained autonomy and caused a minor containment 
breach following their escape from Safe-class containment lockers. 
All instances made a collective attempt to swarm around Dr. 
Winchester. SCP-3508-Prime produced a document written in pink 
highlighter with child-like handwriting (Document-3508-1). Soon 
after, all instances were escorted back to their respective 
containment lockers. 


+ Document-3508-1 


Dear mister Big Bruthr David, 

we no u want to play wit us 

But meen peepul mak u feel bad for playing 
becuz ur a Grown Up 

We love u plees play wit us we mis u 

Hugs n kises, 

Angel Cake 


+ Protest-Level Event 


A mass‘ of SCP-3508 will gather around the perimeter of 
a building,> commonly emerging from local residences or 
unpacking themselves in retail stores that receive 
deliveries of SCP-3508. SCP-3508 will brandish 
homemade posters and picket signs, the displayed 
messages of which often include declarations of 
displeasure with expectations for adult behavior, pleas to 
let SCP-3508 visit their respective instances of 
SCP-3508-1, and advocacy for the freedom of SCP-3508 
and SCP-3508-1; several instances have been 


witnessed holding signs that display a drawn depiction or 
photographed image of SCP-3508-Prime. SCP-3508 will 
chant various phrases relating to their "cause". It should 
be of note that SCP-3508 will never attack the 
organization by name, nor will they make slanderous 
accusations regarding the business's practices. 


SCP-3508 will not disperse unless met with mild hostility 
terminated. Protest-level events may escalate to Riot- or 
Star-level events unless dispersed within 1 hour of initial 
formation. 


The targets of SCP-3508 deal with affairs that would not 
be considered engaging to a child. Protest-level events 
will not target locations with affairs relating to 
adolescents, the intellectually disabled, buildings 
occupied by one or more instance of SCP-3508-1, 
children's entertainment, or the like. 


Addendum-03: On 06/05/20 , the Foundation was alerted toa 
Protest-Level event surrounding the perimeter of the office 
headquarters of , Inc., involving 54 instances of SCP-3508. 
Upon arrival to the scene of the event, several instances began to 
throw small stones at Foundation personnel. Researcher Davis was 
struck once in his left eye, prompting a loud cry of pain, to which all 
present instances of SCP-3508 ceased activity and turned to Davis. 
Following 13 seconds of silence and inactivity from SCP-3508, 
instances collectively abandoned their picket signs and began to 
throw stones at personnel. Two members of Foundation personnel 
were escorted to a nearby hospital to be treated for soft tissue 
laceration, dental trauma, and corneal abrasions. 


This is considered to be the first occurrence of a Riot-Level event. 
+ Riot-Level Event 


Instances of SCP-3508 will stage riots between the 
hours of 18:00 and 02:00 in both commercial and 
residential areas inhabited by individuals associated with 
typical Protest-Level event targets. Chants commonly 
heard during Riot-Level events will become scattered 


and infrequent shouting from random instances, often 
coupled with violent acts. SCP-3508 have been 
witnessed wielding Molotov cocktails, explosives 
fashioned from readily-available materials, smoke 
grenades, and mustard gas. All Riot-Level events have 
resulted in states of emergency for the area in which 
they occur. Riot-Level events cannot be contained until 
all involved instances of SCP-3508 have been 
terminated. As of 01/13/20 , _ individuals have been 
harmed during Protest-Level events. 


Addendum-04: On 06/26/20 , an envelope addressed to the 
Foundation was discovered posted to the door of Site Director 
Dowe. The sender of the document within the envelope has yet to 
be identified, but personnel have attributed the document to 
SCP-3508-Prime. The document, henceforth designated as 
Document-3508-2, shows a remarkable improvement in grammatical 
and syntactical structure compared to Document-3508-1, despite 
being attributed to the same author. SCP-3508-Prime had escaped 
Foundation containment several days prior to the document's 
discovery, and the means by which it delivered the document are 
currently unknown. 


Following the discovery of Document-3508-2, 15 Riot-Level events 
occurred at 7 Foundation sites, resulting in minor containment 
breaches and$ , in damages to property and person. How 
SCP-3508 uncovered the classified locations of Foundation sites is 
unknown. 


+ Document-3508-2 
Dear Mr. Richard Dowe, 


We have come to the understanding that you 
and your organization have been involved in 
the process of making big, bad grown-ups for 
the past century. Individuals under your 
employment have grown to show disinterest in 
their best friends, leading to our neglect and 
emotional distraught. Your interference has 
ruined the relationship of countless stuffed 


consistent with Roman Vigiles. The 21-vigiles will then clear 
out the club. Injured civilians can be recovered as they exit the 
club, and will not exhibit any further Scripted behaviour. 
SCP-453 may be locked at 0200 hrs following an instance of 
Script 21; all staff should immediately report to triage to aid 
medical staff. 


Aftermath: No participants in Script 21 show any memory of the 
actual events. All remember being involved in a violent bar fight, and 
remember that some people were badly hurt. Other memories are 
fuzzy, consistent with serious intoxication. 

Notes: This is one of the historically most common events, having 
occurred for as long as the Foundation has known about this site. It 
has diminished somewhat in frequency. As the most violent of the 
common Scripted events, it is required that all SCP-453 staff be 
completely familiar with the exact sequence of all events in this 
Script, both for their own safety and to diminish civilian casualties as 
much as possible. 

Experiment Log 453-s21: Special: To date, any attempted 
intervention in Script 21 has resulted in either neutral results (Such 
as being unable to change the time required to prepare 21-senator's 
meals) or SCP-453 staff becoming part of the Scripted events, in 
which case the staff invariably suffers serious injuries. Further 
testing has been denied pending Level 4 authorisation. Previous 
logs are available on request. 


Script 82: "The Plurality Cult" 


Top priority, high fatality; if no known Script has manifested by 0000 
hrs, staff are advised to prepare for the possibility of a Script 82 
event; a weapons check is advised, followed by donning of riot gear 
and gas masks treated to resist type-14 neurotoxin. Civilians are to 
be told the riot gear is part of a theme night, and issued 
nonfunctional decorative goggles if they wish to participate. 
Pertinent Events: Script 82 will not manifest until 0200 hrs; until this 
time, SCP-453 will be fully inactive, and events entirely mundane. 


¢ At 0201 hrs, one attendee (82-prime) will move to the centre 
of the room and proclaim, in Latin, "The time of plurality has 
come". Between 50 to 90% of the other civilians in the club 
(hereafter referred to as 82-cultists) will respond, "We 


animals and their caretakers, and for this 
reason, we have no other option than to 
sabotage your current endeavors. 


Thank you, 

Angel Cake of Soft & Squishy Stuffed Animals 
P.S. David, | miss you dearly. Let's play Super 
Smash Bros again sometime, okay? 


+ Star-Level Event 


Only 5 Star-Level events have occurred to date, and 
have resulted in the deaths of individuals involved. 


Instances of SCP-3508 will appear within the residence 
of an individual whose organization has been may be 
sought out during Protest-Level events. Star-Level 
events may last between 10 minutes and 16 hours, and 
are carried out by anywhere between 3 and 30 instances 
of SCP-3508. The event will initiate with an instance of 
SCP-3508 activating a video camera, which will stream 
footage of the event to a hijacked public access 
television network. All documented events have shown 
the camera to be pointed at the victim, whom has been 
blindfolded and bound to a chair.’ An instance of 
SCP-3508 will either initiate an interrogation process, or 
a torture process. 


Interrogation processes often include questioning 
regarding the practices of the victim's organization, 
reasons for why the organization has been operating, 
knowledge regarding the effects of the organization's 
practices on SCP-3508, and reasons as to why the 
organization has begun to "interfere" with the perceived 
relationships of SCP-3508 and SCP-3508-1. Torture 
involved in interrogation processes has been limited to 
occurrences in which the victim does not wish to speak, 
or displays other forms of non-compliance. SCP-3508 
will limit physical torture to mild lacerations, electrocution 
of an unknown voltage, and waterboarding. 


Torture processes seldom include questioning beyond 
the rhetorical, and involve practices far more extreme 

than those seen in interrogation processes. Practices 

involved have included: 


- Removal of finger and toenails 

- Bone fracture 

- Disembowelment and force-feeding 

- Tooth extraction 

- Tickle torture 

- Hamstringing and then made to "walk" 
- Genital mutilation