One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/one-kit-and-an- 
anomalous-baby-pt-2) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Penultimate Chapter (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/one-kit-and-an-anomalous-baby-pt-3) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Finale (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/one-kit- 
and-an-anomalous-baby-the-finale) - Zachary Maxwell (author). 


One Last Punch For The Road (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/one-last-punch-for-the-road) 
- Gargus (author). 


One Last Ride (http://www.scp-wiki.net/one-last-ride) - Roget (author). 

One Trick Ponies (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/one-trick-ponies) - ratsy (author). 
Oneirochemy (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/oneirochemy) - Faminepulse (author). 
Oneirocritic (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/oneirocritic) - Faminepulse (author). 
Oneirophrenia (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/oneirophrenia) - Faminepulse (author). 
Oops (http://www.scp-wiki.net/oops) - Firebeard (author). 

Opening Night (http://www.scp-wiki.net/opening-night) - PeppersGhost (author). 


Operation Galahad (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/operation-galahad) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


Operation Hippodrome (http://www.scp-wiki.net/operation-hippodrome) - Lex1natOr 
(author). 


Operation Wilhelm (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/operation-wilhelm) - kingpogan (author). 
Opossum (http://www.scp-wiki.net/opossum) - Photosynthetic (author). 


Opportunity Knocks (http://www.scp-wiki.net/opportunity-knocks) - 
tunedtoadeadchannel (author). 


Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/orgy-5- 
counsel-9) - TyGently (author). 


Oricha's Folly (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/oricha-s-folly) - Ihp (author). 
Origination (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/origination) - Djoric (author). 
Origin of Clef (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/originofclef) - TheDuckman (author). 


Out of Your Element (http://www.scp-wiki.net/out-of-your-element) - SnakeoilSage 
(author). 


Over(thinking) the Rainbow (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/over-thinking-the-rainbow) - 
DrChandra (author). 


Paddy's Last Jest (http://www.scp-wiki.net/paddy-s-last-jest) - daveyoufool (author). 


Page 285 of the Guild Ledger (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/page-285-of-the-guild-ledger) 
- bleggs (author). 


Pan-Wotcher (http://www.scp-wiki.net/pan-wotcher) - Gargus (author). 

Paper Pusher (http://www.scp-wiki.net/paper-pusher) - Jacob Conwell (author). 
Paperpushing (http://www.scp-wiki.net/paperpushing) - Cyantreuse (author). 
Parenthood (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/parenthood) - Goodwill (author). 

Paris, Texas (http://www.scp-wiki.net/paris-texas) - Wils (author). 


A Well Practiced Introduction (http://www.scp-wiki.net/part-1 -a-well-practiced- 
introduction) - Nioki (author). 


Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 (hittp:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/partial-notes-from-the-corps-of-discovery-expedition-1804-18) - 
Shio (author). 

Parts (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/parts) - fieldstone (author). 


Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
party-of-gods) - SunnyClockwork (author). 


Party Of The Year (http://www.scp-wiki.net/party-of-the-year) - rumetzen (author). 
Patina (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/patina) - Photosynthetic (author). 

Patronage (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/patronage) - TroyL (author). 

Patterns (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/patterns) - Aelanna (author). 

Payday (http://www.scp-wiki.net/payday) - Iceberg 7 (author). 


Peace. | would settle for that. (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/peace-i-would-settle-for-that) 
- Bennings (author). 


Peanuts (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/peanuts) - EchoFourDelta (author), TroyL (author). 
Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, 
Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/pelagic- 
society) - Quantum Physician (author). 


People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/people-are-not- 
wearing-enough-hats) - Gargus (author). 


Perfection (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/perfection) - Dr Gears (author). 


Performance Anxiety (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/performance-anxiety) - Edcrab 
(author). 


Personal Log Of Dr Gears (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/personal-log-of-dr-gears) - Dr 
Gears (author). 


Personal Log of "Iceberg" —_(http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/personal-log-of-iceberg) - 
Iceberg 7 (author). 


Personal Log Of Paul Martin (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/personal-log-of-paul-martin) - 
Dr Gears (author). 


Picking (http://www.scp-wiki.net/picking) - Cherry Pict (author). 
Pilgrimage (http://www.scp-wiki.net/pilgrimage) - Roget (author). 
Pilot (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/pilot) - zaratustra (author). 


A Sailor in a Blinding Sea (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/pink-and-pink-and-pink-and-pink- 
and-pink) - Cyantreuse (author). 


Pitch Meeting (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/pitchmeet) - Von Pincier (author). 
Pizzicato (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/pizzicato) - DrDromeus (author). 
Placere Non Trinus (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/placere-non-trinus) - Rejekyll (author). 


Places Where the Birds Don't Cry (http://www.scp-wiki.net/places-where-the-birds- 
don-t-cry) - tunedtoadeadchannel (author). 


Planetfall (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/planetfall) - Kalinin (author). 


Please, Say My Name (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/please-say-my-name) - JESTER 
(author). 


Plumbing (http://www.scp-wiki.net/plumbing) - Dr Gears (author). 
Pockets (http://www.scp-wiki.net/pockets) - Faminepulse (author). 


Poem found on a bronze tablet, ca. 300 CE (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/poem-found- 
on-a-bronze-tablet) - Univine (author). 


Person of Interest - Mr. Dark (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/poi-dark) - eric_h (author). 
Police Seeking Clues After Four Injured in Congressional Intrusion (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/police-seeking-clues-after-four-injured-in-congressional-int) - 
Smapti (author). 


Poopstick McGee and the Flying Walruses (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/poopstick- 
mcgee-and-the-flying-walruses) - TroyL (author). 


Poor Bastard (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/poor-bastard) - Gargus (author). 


Population Control(led) (http://www.scp-wiki.net/populated-control-led) - 
OthellotheCat (author). 


Portrait of Two Choreographers (http://www.scp-wiki.net/portrait-of-two- 


choreographers) - LordStonefish (author). 


Portraits Of Your Father (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/portraits-of-your-father) - 
thefriendlyvandal (author). 


Posology (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/posology) - Roget (author), Voct (author). 
Post Finem (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/post-finem) - DrEverettMann (author). 
Potent Drug (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/potent-drug) - AndarielHalo (author). 
Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by Thorn and 
Wtonsky (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/preface-to-practical-logopsychology) - q 17 


(author). 


Prelude: The Facade (http://www.scp-wiki.net/prelude-the-facade) - 
RecursiveRecursion (author). 


Prelude: The Sensation of Falling (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/prelude-the-sensation- 
of-falling) - tunedtoadeadchannel (author). 


Presence (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/presence) - Photosynthetic (author). 

Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/pretty-magic-gaiden-mecha-tokyo-mon-demon-ninja-sailor-clef) - rumetzen 
(author). 


Primo Gustu Color (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/primo-gustu-color) - PaladinFoster 
(author). 


Priorities (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/priorities) - Jacob Conwell (author). 


Programmed to Receive (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/programmed-to-receive) - Jim 
North (author). 


Project Morpheus (http://www.scp-wiki.net/project-morpheus) - MrWrong (author). 


You Can Check Out Any Time You Want... (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/prologue-you- 
can-check-out-any-time-you-want) - lhp (author). 


Promotion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/promotion) - Michael Atreus (author). 


Property of Communication Verifier , SPC Corporation (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
property-of-communication-verifier-spc-corporation) - Tanhony (author). 


Protect (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/protect) - Eskobar (author). 
PROTECT (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/protect2) - ghostchibi (author). 


Pseudohistorical Mischief (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/pseudohistorical-mischief) - 
Kalinin (author). 


Public Static Void (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/public-static-void) - MaliceAforethought 


(author). 
Purity Of Essence (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/purity-of-essence) - Gaffney (author). 


Puzzle (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/puzzle) - Aelanna (author). 


Bill Sorkin was apprehended and interviewed. 
Addendum 1015-01: Interview 
+ Show Interview 
Interviewed: Bill Sorkin 
Interviewer: Dr. 


Foreword: Bill Sorkin admitted his brother had 
found SCP-1015-1 at the bottom of a dumpster 
while searching for cans and bottles to return 
for deposit. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. _: And when did you notice something 
was odd? 


Sorkin: He gave me the penny. Then | 
couldn't find it, and he found a penny in his 
pocket again. It happened a few times. We 
don’t have a lot of cash on hand, see, so we 
notice that sorta thing. 


Dr. : And the transmutation? 
Sorkin: The what now? 


Dr. : The anomalous conversion of matter 
into — when did stuff start turning into pennies 
when he touched it? 


Sorkin: Oh, that. It was later that day. We 
were just sitting with our sign —- Need money 
for food, et cetera — and someone tossed us a 
quarter. Larry picked it up, and it was a penny. 
| was surprised, but he said it’d been 
happening all day. He was kinda... (notes 
show Sorkin made a motion “like a bottle being 
knocked back” at this point). Then he showed 


Quarterly Performance Review (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/quarterly-performance- 
review) - Pedantique (author). 


Quid Non Scitum Est (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/quid-est-non-scitum) - Jekeled 
(author). 


Quiet Days (http://www.scp-wiki.net/quiet-days) - Dmatix (author). 


Quota (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/quota) - Asthix (author). 


Ra'ash The Cosmic Hound (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/raash-the-cosmic-hound) - 
kingpogan (author). 


rabbit here, rabbit there (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rabbit-here-rabbit-there) - Zmax15 
(author). 


Radiance And Cachinnation (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/radiance-and-cachinnation) - 
Accelerando (author). 


Radical Acceptance (http://www.scp-wiki.net/radical-acceptance) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


Ramah (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ramah) - Weryllium (author). 
Rapture (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rapture) - azzleflux (author). 
Re: Promotion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/re-promotion) - OverThinking (author). 


Re: The Statue (http://www.scp-wiki.net/re-the-statue) - MegalomaniacInchworm 
(author). 


Reality, Innocents (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/reality-innocents) - Communism will win 
(author). 


Reap What You Sew (http://www.scp-wiki.net/reap-what-you-sew) - 
Shaggydredlocks (author). 


Rebar Nightmares (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rebar-nightmares) - Jack Ike (author). 
Reboot or: How | Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypses (hitp:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/reboot-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-apocal) - A 
Random Day (author). 


Rebranding (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rebranding) - Mexanik (author), Gene R 
(translator). 


Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/recollections- 
of-a-gentleman-s-gentleman) - Smapti (author). 


Recorded (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recorded) - Tanhony (author). 


Recording Hippodrome-045 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recording-hippodrome-045) - 
LexinatOr (author). 


Recording Stuff Or Whatever (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recording-stuff-or-whatever) - 
Salman Corbette (author). 


Recovered Data File (http://www.scp-wiki.net/recovered-data-file) - thedeadlymoose 
(author). 


Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recovered- 
document-4761 -cotbg-82) - Joreth (author). 


Recovered Documents From Cell 3 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recovered-documents- 
from-cell-3) - Dr Gears (author). 


Recovered Media: The Hard-Boiled Adventures of Murphy Law (http:/Avww.scp- 
wiki.net/recovered-media-the-hard-boiled-adventures-of-murphy-law) - Petrograd 
(author). 

Recurrence (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/recurrence) - Quikngruvn (author). 

Red Harvest (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/red-harvest) - The Great Hippo (author). 
Redact Your Life (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/redact-your-life) - TheBillith (author). 
Reddawn (http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn) - Waxx (author). 


Reflections (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/reflections) - Dr Gears (author). 


Regarding Broken Levees (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/regarding-broken-levees) - 
thefriendlyvandal (author). 


Regret (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/regret) - Abettik (author). 
Relics (http://www.scp-wiki.net/relics) - Djoric (author). 


Remembrance Of Walking (http://www.scp-wiki.net/remembrance-of-walking) - 
Drewbear (author). 


Renegade, Retrograde (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/renegade-retrograde) - 
DrEverettMann (author). 


Repost (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/repost) - Gargus (author). 
Reptilius (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/reptilius) - Salman Corbette (author). 
Resale Value (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/resale-value) - Voct (author). 


Research Notes Of Ru Tellar (http://www.scp-wiki.net/research-notes-of-rj-tellar) - 
Arlecchino (author). 


Reservoir Skips (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/reservoir-skips) - Communism will win 
(author). 


Restoring Harmony (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/restoring-harmony) - DrMagnus 
(author). 


Retirement Policy (http://www.scp-wiki.net/retirement-policy) - SpoonOfEvil (author). 
Revenants (http://www.scp-wiki.net/revenants) - Photosynthetic (author). 


Reversed Engineering (http://www.scp-wiki.net/reversed-engineering) - Roget 
(author). 


Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rex-sponge-s- 
revealing-revelations) - Salman Corbette (author). 


Your First Support Assignment (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rho9-support-assignment) - 
AJMansfield (author). 


Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/ried- 
chicken-lime-jello-the-dr-bjornsen-story) - Dmatix (author). 


Rigged from the Start (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rigged-from-the-start) - AndarielHalo 
(author). 


Right? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/right) - weizhong (author). 


Rights’ Birthday Party (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rights-birthday-party) - teaflower 
(author). 


R.I.P. (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/rip) - TheDuckman (author). 


Ripped From the Headlines (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ripped-from-the-headlines) - 
DrEverettMann (author). 


Rise (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rise) - Dmatix (author). 
Rising (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rising) - Rejekyll (author). 


Roach Wrangling at Kiryu Labs (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/roach-wrangling-at-kiryu- 
labs) - Zyn (author). 


Rocks And Trees Are Not Good Company (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rocks-and- 
trees-are-not-good-company) - Captain Kirby (author). 


Roller (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/roller) - DolphinSlugchugger (author). 
Room 401 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/room-401) - Djoric (author). 

Rot (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rot) - AndarielHalo (author). 

Rough Beast (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rough-beast) - zaratustra (author). 
Routine (http://www.scp-wiki.net/routine) - anqxyr (author). 


Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/routine- 
psychological-evaluations-by-dr-glass) - Pair Of Ducks (author). 


Rubber Summer (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/rubber-summer) - rumetzen (author). 


RUN AWAY FOREVURRR (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/run-away-forevurrr) - 
agatharights (author). 


Running (http://www.scp-wiki.net/running) - Enma Ai (author). 


Rusted Nightmares (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rusted-nightmares) - Snowshoe 
(author). 


Sailing To Gallipoli (http://;www.scp-wiki.net/sailing-to-gallipoli) - Nioki (author). 


Salt the Slug, Sheepdog (http://www.scp-wiki.net/salt-the-slug-sheepdog) - 
Pedantique (author).