Special Containment Procedures: A reinforced steel door has 
been installed at the entrance of SCP-2427-3, the windows have 
been paved over with concrete, and armed guards have been 
placed. SCP-2427-3 is to be fed one live goat once daily; failure to 
do so will result in a containment breach. No line of sight is to be 
established between SCP-2427-3 and any personnel. Direct images 
of SCP-2427-3 are to be considered lethal cognitohazards and 
exposure is to be treated with Class-A amnestics. 


Description: SCP-2427-3 is a hostile biomechanical construct built 
from electronic circuitry, the digestive tract of a cow, one hairless 
head of a human male, a hat rack, several lengths of ordinary 
garden hose, and crystalline structures of unknown composition. 
SCP-2427-3 is carnivorous, and exhibits extraordinary physical 
strength and speed. SCP-2427-3 is capable of speech and 
professes a desire to devour all "impure" life. 


Any person who directly observes SCP-2427-3 will begin to have an 
overwhelming desire to meet SCP-2427-3 to have their "purity" 
judged, believing that a positive judgment will result in one granted 
wish. The parameters for this purity are unknown. SCP-2427-3 has 
so far not encountered a "pure" life form. 


Item #: SCP-2427-4 


Special Containment Procedures: Experimentation with 
SCP-2427-4 will continue as needed. As the effects have been 
determined to have no dangerous repercussions, the pool of test 
subjects does not necessarily need to be restricted to D-class 
personnel. 


Description: SCP-2427-4 is the entirety of the second room in 
SCP-2427-2. Once a human subject steps on the linoleum floor, the 
subject will lose consciousness for approximately five minutes, 
during which the subject will orally list a series of apparent negative 


qualities about themselves. Upon regaining consciousness, the 
subject will have no memory of their monologue. 


SCP-2427-4 Test #23, Subject: D-2518 
Dr. Henderson: Please enter the chamber. 
(D-2518 enters SCP-2427-4) 

D-2518: | don't feel— 

(D-2518 faints) 


D-2518: My soul is a den of spiders. Hear my 
confession. 40 years old, and | have never taken a pure 
wife. | have never conceived a strong boy to raise into 
the armies of Truth. The only consolation my whimpering 
mind has taken is from fictional works of irrelevant 
fantasy and other sinful distractions and lies. | have done 
nothing to destroy myself, and for this | have inspired 
hatred in all who observe. | cringe at the concept of 
purity for | know it is my better. | am deceit and 
cowardice. | am wretched disgust and ineptitude. My 
soul is not worthy to become as one with the Heart of 
Brass. O hearer, whence | awaken, hesitate not to feed 
my flesh and my soul to the Judge-beast. 


(D-2518 awakens) 


D-2518: Where am |? 


Item #: SCP-2427-5 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2427-5 is not to be 
directly observed for more than three seconds at a time by any 
personnel. 


Description: SCP-2427-5 is a stationary cloud positioned over 
SCP-2427-B. When observed by a human subject for more than 
three seconds, SCP-2427-5 will eject a ball of solid lead, 
approximately one meter in diameter, at a supersonic speed toward 


the observer. SCP-2427-5 will also attack those who attempt to 
leave the perimeter of SCP-2427-B in the same manner. This has 
resulted in 14 personnel fatalities so far. 


Item #: SCP-2427-6 


Special Containment Procedures: Until the hypothesis that 
SCP-2427-6 is the result of a human contagion can be ruled out, 
SCP-2427-6 are to be isolated as such in independent biohazard 
containers. 


Description: SCP-2427-6 is a series of 18 small trees located 
throughout SCP-2427-B. Radar analysis has shown that the roots of 
individual instances have taken the shape of a human body, which 
fidget frequently. The trunk above ground stems from the human 
shape's crotch. Each instance is adorned with a small sign that 
reads "THE LECHEROUS SUFFER WHAT THEY MUST AND IT IS 
BEAUTIFUL". 


Item #: SCP-2427-7 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Testing of SCP-2427-7 has 
been discontinued. No Foundation personnel are to step inside 
SCP-2427-7. 


Description: SCP-2427-7 is a pile of ashen wood behind a plaque 
that reads "THE LIARS' CRADLE". Testing has revealed that not 
only does SCP-2427-7 share a title with and operate similarly to 
SCP-21281, it is an improved version of SCP-2128 that operates 
properly within the intended parameters as a torture device. As 
observed by testing: 


* SCP-2427-7 contains no sentient intelligence, 

* SCP-2427-7's method of immolation is strictly non-lethal, and 
decreases in intensity to prolong life, and 

* SCP-2427-7 will only immolate subjects that specifically tell a 
lie within its zone of control, rather than state a false fact 


regardless of intention. 


Addendum - Excerpt from Documents Recovered in the foyer of 
SCP-2427-2: 


Canto XV, Verse 294 - On Hatred: 

The Christian tells you that hatred is wrong. 

The Buddhist tells you that hatred is a distraction. 
The atheist tells you that hatred is unhealthy. 
[DATA EXPUNGED] tells you that hatred is fun. 


Hatred, in reality, is but one of many invaluable tools to 
return Creation to purity. Hatred can work in harmony 
with love. The nature of the path to purity is irrelevant; all 
that matters is the sunrise at the end of the path. 


We must remember the third path between what is 
wrong and what is right. For when the heart of brass 
shines again, as it is written, there will be nevermore be 
an opposite to paradise. 


CONTENTS OF HEMLOCK ATTIC: 


¢ Pilgrim provisions and data of no particularly sacred 
nature 

* One Purge Engine, disguised as a fire hydrant 
* One House of Sterility 

* One Level 3 Purity Proctor 

* One confessionary 

* 18 condemned lechers 

* One Leaden Cumulus 

* One True Liars’ Cradle 

* One Slaughtering Perseverance 

* 27 Pyre Children 

* Three Ascended Cultivars 

* One Debaucherer 

* Seven Supreme Angelics 


¢ Three Level 7 Hexagrams 
¢ Nine Dragons 

* One Attic Hub Nexus 

¢ The Brazen Heart 


Memo from: Dr. Gordon MacElroy, Site Director of 
Area-2427 


To: All Level 4 staff or higher assigned with SCP-2427 
and the Overseer Council 


I've been looking over the documentation found onsite, 
and the fact that we haven't found some of these things, 
especially whatever these "supreme angelics" and 
"dragons" might be, is something | find extremely 
concerning. 


In addition, what is this "attic hub nexus?" What if the 
reason we've never seen these Brazen Heart guys is 
because they're operating exclusively 
extradimensionally? We could stumble upon an entire 
army waiting for their chance to strike. We need to find 
this gateway and seal it for good, unless we've got the 
Brazen Balls to send the Mole Rats. 


Lastly, the actual brass heart they're so fond of is 
somewhere in 2427. Deep underground, I'd imagine. 
Based on some of the things they've said it can do, we 
need to find it as soon as possible. I'm certain that it's a 
Keter of the worst sort. 


O5, consider this my formal request for additional 
containment resources. Lots of them. 


Footnotes 
1. In that a if human subject speaks falsely within SCP-2128, they 
are incinerated 


« SCP-2426 | SCP-2427 | SCP-2428 » 


SCP-2428: Mr. Mad 


Item #: SCP-2428 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Outside of testing, SCP-2428 is 
to remain in a secure locker within Hall of Site- . At the conclusion 
of any testing, the affected subject is to ingest SCP-2428-2. 


Description: SCP-2428 is a document created by the Group of 
Interest "Doctor Wondertainment," serving as a proof of purchase for 
the "Mr. Mad" product of the "Little Misters" series. Directly viewing 
SCP-2428 when no other person is under its effects will cause the 
viewer to perceive a hallucination of a male humanoid, designated 
SCP-2428-1. 


+ View non-anomalous replica of SCP-2428 


Wow! You've just found yourself your very 
own Little Mister, a limited edition collection 
from Dr. Wondertainment! 


Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! 


01. Mr. Chameleon 
02. Mr. Headless 
03. Mr. Laugh 

04. Mr. Forgettul 
05. Mr. Shapey 

06. Mr. Soap 

07. Mr. Hungry 

08. Mr. Brass 

09. Mr. Hot 

10. Ms. Sweetie 
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death 
12. Mr. Fish 


13. Mr. Moon 

14. Mr. Redd (discontinued) 
15. Mr. Money 

16. Mr. Lost 

17. Mr. Lie 

18. Mr. Mad ¥ 

19. Mr. Scary 

20. Mr. Stripes 


SCP-2428-1 appears to be a male humanoid of Slavic descent, 
measured at 167 centimeters and an estimated 55 kilograms. 
SCP-2428-1 wears a multicolored straitjacket, the sleeves of which 
have been torn off at the elbows, and grey slacks. The words "Mr. 
Mad, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed 
upon SCP-2428-1's left forearm. 


SCP-2428-1 is sapient, and retains information across affected 
subjects, though it has no perception of time between 
manifestations. It is also capable of perceiving and interacting with 
other hallucinations the subject experiences, regardless of whether 
they are anomalous. Interviews have confirmed that it can be 
perceived by other anomalies associated with the "Little Misters" 
series, should its host be within their vicinity. 


Amnestics have proven ineffective at removing the anomalous 
effects of SCP-2428. However, SCP-2428-1 is able to give the 
subject a hallucinatory pill of varying appearance (designated 
SCP-2428-2), which terminates all SCP-2428 effects approximately 
five minutes after ingestion. 


Addendum: Testing logs 


Piiepioseaction by D-49851 after the discovery of a box 
marked with Wondertainment branding within the entrance 
of Site- , which was found to contain SCP-2428 upon 


FAN Ar 4s 


Bee whaes-1 is reported as amiable and eager to converse. 
It claims to have spent approximately three years without 
human interaction based on the date. At the conclusion of 
the test, SCP-2428-1 is reported to have produced 


white tires, appeared behind them while they 
were traveling. It followed them for several 
minutes before ramming them repeatedly and 
driving off. Neither could describe the driver, 
and both said that the offending vehicle made 
no noise and left no tracks." 


RECORD: Diary of Civilian 265-1989-8/11 
Excerpt recovered from archives of 
[REDACTED] 


"| awoke just past midnight, and walked 
downstairs to fetch a drink of water. Once 
downstairs | noticed lights through the window. 
The car from a few weeks ago was back at the 
end of the drive, by the street. Its headlights 
were facing the house, and it was idling loudly. 
| was afraid that somebody was out there, and 
| almost went to wake up Piotr and the 
children, but | couldn’t convince myself to 
move. After ten minutes the car backed away 
and drove away. It looked just like the car my 
grandfather had at his old shop, but black and 
brand new. | will tell the police in the morning." 


RECORD: Incident Transcript 265-1990-11/2 
Recovered from Police Records of 
[LOCATION REDACTED] 


On 10/29/1995 the citizen claimed to see an 
unconscious person in the back seat of a 
vehicle fitting the aforementioned description 
of a black M21 Volga, and provided a 
description of the person's appearance; this 
was later determined to be very similar to 

, who disappeared from his house near 
the town of on the same day 41 years 
ago. 


RECORD: Handwritten Excerpt 
265-1995-4/11 


SCP-2428-2 from the left pocket of its slacks, and offered it 
to D-49851. D-49851 ingests it and returns SCP-2428 to its 
box. SCP-2428 was subsequently cataloged and cleared 
for further testing. 


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Re_ + Display Interview Snippet 


SCP-2428-1: | just sort of... was, one day. Some 
of the others said they felt weird, like their brains 
weren't quite hooked in right. Sometimes Doctor 
would have a look at them, off in his workroom or 
whatever, and they'd come back a little different. 
Talk different, look different. Sweetie changed 
more than that, | remember. But | think the old 
me— provided there even is an old me— was 
still pretty much there. Here. Whatever. 


Dr. Segerstrom: So you think you had a life 
prior to becoming a Wondertainment product? 


SCP-2428-1: | think so. Hell if | know what it 
was, though. | just seemed to have a more... | 
guess you could call it "stable" mental state. 
Which is funny, if you think about it. The others 
all had their little quirks to go with their theme, 
but | was just... the imaginary guy. | mean sure | 
looked the part but | didn't feel particularly mad. | 
guess those who are don't, though. 


Dr. Segerstrom: Do you think there may have 
been a reason for that? 


SCP-2428-1: | saw some stuff when | was 
around Forgetful. The others seemed to have 
some kind of reason for being, you know? They 
had a purpose. | get the feeling Wondertainment 
made me like this just to see if he could. It 
doesn't help | was never really around much, | 


think | was "awake" for all of an hour a couple 
years ago. 


Dr. Segerstrom: And how do you feel, following 
that logic? 


SCP-2428-1: Shitty, | guess. Like | was made 
and discarded. Then | wonder if I'm being 
paranoid. But | can't shake this sense of... 
dependency. Like, my very existence is entirely 
dependent on your mind being abnormal, and 
perceiving me. But what if | don't entirely transfer 
over? What if I'm just a sort of reflection of the 
owner, in a way? Built from their mind? So now | 
question how real "I" even am, as unreal as | 
obviously am. 


Dr. Segerstrom: We've done blind tests on that, 
Mad. We know your memories carry over 
regardless of what the owner knows. 


SCP-2428-1: But that doesn't disprove I'm being 
altered by the owner! Sure, | might have the 
same memories, but am | still the same person? 


Dr. Segerstrom: Those that read the transcripts 
will note any inconsistencies, but that would 
require extensive testing across subjects— or 
owners, rather. So, do you think you're not 
sapient? If | were to have other hallucinations, 
would you be subject to them or simply aware of 
them? 


SCP-2428-1: | mean, | wouldn't know the 
difference for either question. Your hallucinations 
are no more or less real than this table to me, 
which you could be hallucinating. And to check 
whether you are, we could have another person 
try to interact with it. But then maybe they're also 
a hallucination. Which, from my perspective, still 
doesn't make any immediate difference. You're 


the only concretely "real" thing. Regardless of 
how reliable you are cognitively, I'm only here 
because of you. 


Dr. Segerstrom: So now what? 


SCP-2428-1: | don't know. | guess there's no real 
way to know without testing it. 


Dr. Segerstrom: Would you like to test it? 


SCP-2428-1: | guess so. | haven't really put a 
whole lot of thought into it before, what | am or 
what | want. But | guess | can't help what | am. 
And | think | want to try to leave a mark, 
somehow. Might as well try to help those | know 


Notes testing involving subjects suffering from 
hallucinations and cross-tests with hallucinogenic 
anomalous objects currently under consideration. 


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Resgeltsatement from D-96485: Whenever I'd be near a 
running AC | hear someone whispering vague threats to 
me. So | was put in this room with a vent and given this 
skip. | talked to Mister Mad a little, he asked about the 
voice. So | explained it to him and he stared at the vent for 
a bit.