Dr. Tracy: Okay, okay... I'm going to leave 
just like you want me to. But maybe we can 
talk a little more some other time? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Fuck off! 
<End Log> 
+ Interview Log #3082-1-B-03/K/AR 


Interviewed: SCP-3082-1-K (Lucy Fujimoto); 
SCP-3082-1-AR (Wexley Olson) 


Interviewer: Researcher Dr. Seymour Tracy 


Foreword: The following transcript is of an 
interaction between the leaders of the 
"Neverland" and pro-Foundation factions of 
SCP-3082-1-8. Taking place at the end of a 
follow-up interview with SCP-3082-1-B, it was 
unintentionally recorded in the log's audio 
feed. 


<Begin Log> 
SCP-3082-1-K: You're an idiot, Wexley! 


SCP-3082-1-AR: No, you are! There's no 
good reason to help those Foundation people 
kick us out! 


SCP-3082-1-K: They don't even have a way to 
get us back to the real world yet, stupid. 


SCP-3082-1-AR: But they're gonna make all 
of us leave if they find one. Why should | have 
to go if | don't want to, huh? Some of us are 
happier here! 


SCP-3082-1-K: Happier here? It's rickety and 
dangerous and half the roofs leak when it 
rains! Some of the kids have been toddlers for 
fifteen years! Why do you like this place so 
much? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Neverland gives us 
everything we need without any grown-ups to 
tell us what to do or knock us around. You're 
the stupid one if you want to give that up. 


SCP-3082-1-K: [pauses] ... Everything we 
need? You really think so? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Yeah! 


SCP-3082-1-K: Then you're dumber than | 
thought. 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Am not! I'm smarter than you 
are, Lucy! 


SCP-3082-1-K: I'm older than you are. 
SCP-3082-1-AR: So? 


SCP-3082-1-K: So | was here back when we 
were still building the village. | was here before 
we had safety nets, ladders, and fences and 
before we figured out how to build a tree 
house that wouldn't fall apart if someone 
leaned on a bad wall. | was here before we 
knew where there was more food if we needed 
it. When did you get here, huh? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: 2005. 


SCP-3082-1-K: Yeah. After we knew what we 
were doing. But / was here when Ahmed fell 
off a bridge and broke his leg and Mary 
couldn't fix it because she's not a doctor like 
her mom! 


SCP-3082-1-AR: But— 


SCP-3082-1-K: He only acts like it doesn't still 
bother him, you idiot. Mary didn't fix his leg 
right and this place didn't fix it either. Aria 
prayed, and you know what happened? 
Nothing! Anmed's gonna have a messed up 
leg for the rest of his life, you know. This place 
isn't magic — or if itis, it doesn't care about 
us. 


SCP-3082-1-AR: ... It's still better than out 
there. No one gets a happy ending out there. 


SCP-3082-1-K: Out there, they have stuff like 
hospitals and fire stations and grocery stores. 
And happy endings? News flash — no one 


gets them in here either! We're not living in 
some stupid story book, Wexley. This place 
isn't Neverland. 


[It is at this point that SCP-3082-1-K walked 
away, ending the argument despite attempts 
from SCP-3082-1-AR to continue it.] 


<End Log> 
+ Interview Log #3082-1-AR-06 
Interviewed: SCP-3082-1-AR 
Interviewer: Researcher Dr. Seymour Tracy 


Foreword: The following interaction took place 
in the early morning as personnel began 
arriving in the pocket dimension. 


<Begin Log> 


[Dr. Tracy climbs through SCP-3082's hatch to 
enter the pocket dimension. The sound of 
knocking on the tree cabin's door is heard. 
Other personnel begin filing through the hatch 
as Dr. Tracy answers the door. SCP-3082-1- 
AR is revealed standing on the porch outside, 
red-faced and tense. ] 


Dr. Tracy: SCP— er, Wexley? What are you 
doing here? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: [quietly] ... We have a 
problem. I... They sent me here to tell you 


guys. 
Dr. Tracy: You want our help? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: [loudly] We don't know yet, 
okay? 


Dr. Tracy: Okay, okay. | don't mean to 
pressure you. Just tell me what's wrong. 


SCP-3082-1-AR: It happened last night. We 
don't know exactly when, but it was after you 
guys left. 


Dr. Tracy: What happened, Wexley? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Weird stuff, that's what. The 
tree grew a giant slide going from where the 
apples used to be down to where the cherries 
are. It snapped two safety nets. And it's full of 
splinters. 


Dr. Tracy: Where the apples used to be? 


SCP-3082-1-AR: They're kinda... not apples 
anymore. The fruit still looks like an apple on 
the outside — but it's squishy and full of cotton 
candy on the inside. 


Dr. Tracy: That's... odd. 


SCP-3082-1-AR: Just shut up and do 
something about it, okay? 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Sturdier safety nets have 
been supplied to SCP-3082-1-8. Currently 
pending O5 approval is a proposal to equip the 
village with soil-less farming technology and a 
stock of non-perishable foods as a 
precautionary measure in case SCP-3082-1 
ceases to provide the residents with sufficient 
nutrition. 


+ Level 4 Clearance required 


Document #3082- : Records logging interactions with 


SCP-3082-2. 


Item requested: s1300 Aerial Exploration Drone 
Reason: Replacement of lost/damaged equipment 
Lost/damaged equipment specifications: 


Aerial 

Exploration 

Drone 

$1300 quadcopter model with ivory finish 


Features: 


¢ Retractable solar panel array 

¢ 7-hour rechargeable power cell 

* Camera mount (360° horizontal range, 
150° z-axis motion) 

¢ HD camera (on-board image 
enhancement and facial recognition 
software) 

¢ Long-range radio transmitter/receiver 

* Emergency locator beacon 


Affiliated project/personnel authorization: 


Project Galileo Mission Statement: 
Documentation of SCP-3082-1 on a larger 
scale must be performed for two reasons: 


1. To improve scientific understanding of 
the biology of SCP-3082-1 in order to 
investigate its origins. 

2. To gain a comprehensive grasp of the 
structure of the organism in order to 
facilitate human exploration and manned 
operations beyond SCP-3082-1-0. 


This project's operational team has been 
allocated the use of 4 AEXD drones (ID# 


AEXD-1346 through AEXD-1349) to 
accomplish these goals to the best of its 
ability. 


Proof of loss: 


Incident Report #3082-2-A: At 14:23 local 
time on 14/07/2017, the operator of 
AEXD-1348 piloted the drone into a previously 
undocumented section of SCP-3082-1 during 
standard exploration procedures. Exploration 
continued normally until 14:35, when the drone 
encountered a tree hollow in an oak section of 
SCP-3082-1. 


This tree hollow was the second such 
discovered example of physiological damage 
to the megaflorum. Closer investigation was 
deemed pertinent to research operations, and 
so the drone operator piloted AEXD-1348 
nearer to the location of interest. 


Upon approach, movement was observed 
within the hollow's interior. Continued 
observation led to visual contact with and 
positive identification of subject SCP-3082-2, 
Aria Morrison, at time 14:42. 


SCP-3082-2 appeared physically healthy and 
uninjured. Its attire at the time of the encounter 
was composed of a white T-shirt, short denim 
overalls, and white sneakers, all matching the 
description of the clothing it was last seen 
wearing before being labeled a missing 
person. The subject also seemed to be in 
possession of a red knapsack within its 
temporary base in the tree hollow. 


Due to close proximity, AEXD-1348 soon 
became noticed by the subject. SCP-3082-2's 
immediate reaction to the sight of the drone 


has been described as that of astonishment. 
After recovering from its initial surprise, 
SCP-3082-2 began waving and calling out to 
the AEXD unit. 


The drone operator was ordered not to engage 
with the subject as the Project Galileo team 
awaited the arrival of its supervisor. With 
AEXD-1348 at 11% battery, the operator 
attempted to have the drone withdraw to the 
nearest branch of SCP-3082-1 from which it 
could maintain view of the tree hollow while 
conserving power. 


At time 14:44, SCP-3082-2 displayed signs of 
distress at the drone's apparent retreat. It 
began pounding its hands against the interior 
of the tree hollow and making soft 
vocalizations which were indistinct to the 
AEXD unit's microphone. 


At time 14:45, AEXD-1348's third rotor was 
struck by a falling, moderately dense object 
later determined to have been a small 
watermelon. The drone subsequently flew into 
the lowermost branches of a maple section of 
SCP-3082-1. Immediately following this, there 
occurred rapid, targeted ivy growth in the 
vicinity of the drone's crash site. It is believed 
that this ivy became entangled in the rotors of 
the AEXD unit, preventing its escape. 


At time 14:48, AEXD-1348 experienced 
emergency system shutdown due to 
overheating detected in its flight motors. 
Subsequent attempts to remotely restore 
communications with the drone have failed. 


Requisition status: Denied 


Interviewed: SCP-3082-2 


Interviewer: Project Galileo operational team (through 
AEXD-1348) 


Foreword: The following transcript logs a broadcast 
received from AEXD-1348 several days after Incident 
#3082-2-A. 


<Begin Log> 


[A blurry image of SCP-3082-2 appears. The camera 
lens is focusing on a blueberry plant behind the subject.] 


SCP-3082-2: Hello? 


[The camera attempts to sharpen in on the subject. The 
subject's facial features become recognizable but still 
remain out of focus. The sound of running motors joins 
the audio feed.] 


SCP-3082-2: | hope you're getting this... Um. If you can 
see or hear me, can you stop spinning the helicopter 
motor things? I, uh, took three fan blades off. But they 
were already kinda broken before that. 


[The sound of the drone's motors ceases. The subject 
smiles. ] 


SCP-3082-2: You're receiving me! [laughing] Oh, this is 
great! 


[Sighing in apparent relief, the subject begins consuming 
blueberries stored in the front pocket of its overalls.] 


SCP-3082-2: Hi. [gives a small wave] My name's Aria 
Morrison. I've been here — in this giant tree world, | 
mean — for a while. There's probably a missing kid 
report on me back outside. It'd be from 1996. [shrugging] 
Yeah, | still look the same. | have some, uh, questions 
for you. Can you spin this gadget's blades one time for 
"no" and two times for "yes"? 


[The drone is heard activating its motors twice in quick 
succession. ] 


SCP-3082-2: This is fantastic. It's so good to talk to 
someone other than the tree. Hey, uh, just to be sure... 
Are you an adult? You're not just some other kid who 
showed up in the village with technology from, like, 2018, 
right? Oh, um, say "yes" if you're a grown-up. 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 


[In an apparently celebratory mood, the subject claps its 
hand together. ] 


SCP-3082-2: Are you in the village? With the kids? 
AEXD-1348: [YES] 

SCP-3082-2: Are they doing okay? Is Rachel in charge? 
AEXD-1348: [YES] [NO] 


SCP-3082-2: So... Rachel isn't in charge, but the village 
is alright? 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 
SCP-3082-2: Okay... Are you in charge of the village? 
AEXD-1348: [NO] 


SCP-3082-2: Alright. Are you just one person, or are 
you, like, with an organization? "Yes" for the first answer, 
"no" for the second. 


AEXD-1348: [NO] 
SCP-3082-2: Are you the government? 
AEXD-1348: [YES] [NO] 


SCP-3082-2: Um... Does that mean "kinda"? 


that injure or kill the host. Other somewhat common SCP-383 
strains include a similar effect to the parent virus, but manifesting its 
item-creation abilities through fecal excretion instead. 


Extra risk may be taken to prevent further strains of SCP-383 from 
developing, as a strain capable of infecting nonhuman entities or 
with an entirely fatal reaction could prove disastrous. 


Outbreaks of SCP-383 outside the SCP facility have been observed 
and contained, see addendum for details. 


Addendum: 
[[AWAITING DECLASSIFICATION]] 
« SCP-382 | SCP-383 | SCP-384 » 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 


[The subject pauses, contemplating something. After 
several moments, it reaches for the drone and lifts it up, 
turning the device around to face a birch sample of 
SCP-3082-1. Letters, dots, and dashes, a facsimile of 
Morse code, are written in black and blue crayon on the 
birch bark.] 


SCP-3082-2: | couldn't find speakers anywhere on this 
gadget, so | figured you'd need some other way to say 
more than "yes" and "no". This is my version of Morse 
code. Run the motor forward the way you have been for 
a dot and run it backward for a dash. | hope you can take 
pictures with the camera on this thing. 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 
SCP-3082-2: You got it? 
AEXD-1348: [YES] 
SCP-3082-2: Okay. 


[The subject sets the drone back down and turns the 
camera to face it. Glancing at the cloudy sky, the subject 
frowns.] 


SCP-3082-2: | think it's going to rain soon. I'll have to put 
this gadget away in a little while. 


AEXD-1348: [DRONE IS WATERPROEF] 

[The subject adopts an expression of confusion. ] 
SCP-3082-2: Drone? 

AEXD-1348: [GADGET] [WHAAT DID YOU DO TOIT] 


SCP-3082-2: Oh. So this thing's called a drone. Um... 
Maybe it was waterproof before, but it's... kinda beat up 
now. | reattached the camera by taking wires from 


something that didn't look as, uh, important. Lucky me, | 

had duct tape and a pocket knife in my bag. Since we're 

talking and stuff, it must've been enough to fix everything 
that | needed to fix. 


[The subject pauses.] 


SCP-3082-2: | really do need to put you — well, the 
drone — away now, but | wanna ask one more question: 
Who are you? 


AEXD-1348: [WE ARE SCP FOUNDATION] 


SCP-3082-2: So that's your organization's name? Hm. 
I've never heard of you before, but it's nice to meet you, 
SCP Foundation. I'll try to call again soon. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: The Project Galileo team has been 
unable to determine AEXD-1348's current location. It has 
been deemed likely that SCP-3082-2 removed wires 
from the AEXD unit's locator beacon in its repair of the 
drone’s camera connection. 


Interviewed: SCP-3082-2 


Interviewer: Project Galileo operational team (through 
AEXD-1348) 


Foreword: The following interaction occurred 44 hours 
after SCP-3082-2's prior transmission. The Project 
Galileo team became thoroughly well-versed in the 
subject's Morse code facsimile during that time as 
preparation. 


<Begin Log> 


[Visual feed opens on SCP-3082-2 in the branches of a 
willow section of SCP-3082-1.] 


SCP-3082-2: Hello? Are you there, SCP Foundation? 
AEXD-1348: [YES] 
[The subject laughs. ] 


SCP-3082-2: Hah, you don't have to spell that out. Stick 
with the old way. It's not hard to figure out when you 
mean letters and when you mean "yes" or "no". 


AEXD-1348: [OK] 


SCP-3082-2: Cool. It's good to talk again. Nice, sunny 
weather today, so | think we'll be fine for a while. 
Anyway... | guess you guys found the tree house in the 
real world? The one that the kids here can't get into? 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 
SCP-3082-2: When did you find out about this place? 
AEXD-1348: [FIVE MONTHS AFTER YOU LEFT] 


SCP-3082-2: Since then? Huh. So... you probably know 
a lot about me, but | don't know much of anything about 
you. | have some more questions to ask. 


AEXD-1348: [OK] 


SCP-3082-2: I'm dying to know — what does "SCP" 
stand for? Stark, Curry, and Parker? Super Cooking 
Pantry? Sandy's Comic Place? 


[The Foundation's response is slightly delayed. ] 
AEXD-1348: ... [SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT] 


SCP-3082-2: Oh. Well, that's more interesting that the 
names | was thinking of. What does it mean? 


AEXD-1348: [IT IS OUR JOB] [MISSION] 


SCP-3082-2: Your... mission? What exactly do you guys 


do? 


AEXD-1348: [WE RESEARCH] [KEEP WORLD SAFE] 
[PROTECT PEOPLE FROM PARANORMAL] 


SCP-3082-2: The paranormal. You mean things like this 
place? 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 
[The subject pauses.] 


SCP-3082-2: ... | get it. So it's like you're Area 51: the 
secret agency that collects sci-fi stuff and experiments 
on aliens. 


AEXD-1348: [YES] 
[The subject displays agitated behavior.]