D-17214: Uh, okay, this next one | am actually 
interested in hearing you answer: Why are 
these drivers asking us all of these questions? 


SCP-3525-2: Drivers? 


D-17214: Jesus, the... the guy in the front seat 
of the car here, who kept asking questions all 
the damn time. Why? Why did he do that? 


SCP-3525-2: The buildings aren't the only 
things here that are hollow. The people need 
to be filled up. Yaz smacked seventeen 
dingers. So they can leave. 


D-17214: Filled up with what? Leave to 
where? ...Dingers? 


SCP-3525-2: Two-seven-seven. Two-three- 
four. Two-six-oh. Two-two-five. 


D-17214: Well fuck me for trying to get a little 
more out of you, | guess. Next up: Are you 
also a driver? Is the driver... the, uh, the man 
in the front seat, is he one of you? 


SCP-3525-2: He contains nothing. | contain 
more. You contain more, still. You and I, we... 
do not have the hunger that comes with 
nothing. Yet. 


D-17214: Some, uh, mixed messages there, 
but we're almost through this thing and | figure 
if | push you I'll just get a bunch of numbers, 
so last question: Have you always been in this 
place, or did you come from somewhere else 


originally? 


SCP-3525-2: | came from... | can't... it was a 
room. They brought me into a room and there 
was aman there and | was more scared than | 
had ever been before. And he asked me 
questions and he... took from me. That was 
the year Torrez let Bucky Dent homer off us 
and it broke my heart2. | used to have so much 
more. | can't... it's all gone, now, except... 


D-17214: A room, huh? Not a car? 


SCP-3525-2: What did you say your name 
was? 


D-17214: [REDACTED]. 


SCP-3525-2: [REDACTED], where were you 
born? 


D-17214: Oh no, I'm not going through this shit 
again. Sorry, Carlton, we're done here, I'm out. 


SCP-3525-2: No! No, |... gave so much to you, 
| don't have... you have to give me something. 
Please, just talk to me, | need to keep 
something, it just keeps going on and on and 
on without end and | have to have a real piece, 
to hold on to... | won't take anything you need, 
please, just - you have so much, and- 


D-17214 reaches for the door handle on the 
opposite side of the car from SCP-3525-2. 


SCP-3525-2: | don't want to become- 


There is a sound of shattering glass behind 
D-17214 as he opens the door. When the 
camera turns around, SCP-3525-2 is gone and 
the scenery has returned to normal. There is 
no apparent damage to any window. 


Footnotes 

1. Including but not limited to Uber, Lyft, Grab, and Didi Chuxing. 
2. This, along with several similar asides made by SCP-3525-2, 

appears to be a reference to the 1978 Boston Red Sox baseball 


team. 


SCP-3527: Incompetent Rap-Loving Bodysnatchers 


The building in which the first mass collection of SCP-3527 was 


discovered. 


Item #: SCP-3527 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-3527 are to 
be kept in mass humanoid containment chambers constructed of 
one-way glass for convenient observation with a maximum capacity 
of 12 organisms per chamber. Mobile Task Force lota-10 ("Damn 
Feds") is to be wary of possible sightings/reports of SCP-3527. Ifa 
sighting/report is confirmed, Mobile Task Force lota-10 ("Damn 
Feds") is to establish a temporary containment perimeter and report 
the location to Mobile Task Force Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters") for cleanup 
and instance transfer. 


Description: SCP-3527 is the collective designation for a population 
(~450 instances (including those not yet contained)) of amorphous 
organisms capable of manifesting as humanoids. At the time of 
writing, all instances of SCP-3527 reside solely in New Mexico, 
United States of America. SCP-3527 instances are commonly found 
in collections of a varying population.2 


Instances of SCP-3527 have the original form of a gelatinous 
substance which does not conform to any defined shape. Instances 
of SCP-3527 move in a manner similar to that of organisms in the 
Gastropoda class (gastropods). The size of SCP-3527 instances 
varies, with the smallest known measurements being ~.5 m in length 
and ~.3 m in height to the largest known measurement being ~5 m 
in length and ~3 m in height. 


SCP-3527's primary anomalous property is the ability to take any 
layer(s) of skin from a subject (live or deceased) and form 
themselves into the inside of the skin with the purpose of concealing 
their abnormal nature through disguise. Instances may also reverse 


this process to return to their original gelatinous form. However, 
while instances are disguised, their gait is easily distinguishable 
from the typical human being due to their posture. 


All instances of SCP-3527 are capable of speaking and 
comprehending simple English. Despite this ability, all instances 
speak with a large quantity of mispronunciation and grammatical 
errors. Most vocalizations by instances of SCP-3527 are of nature 
which most individuals would consider "rude," yet they all hint ata 
sense of curiosity towards music (more specifically in the genres of 


rap). 


When music of the rap genre is played in the vicinity of SCP-3527, 
all instances will attempt to imitate the lyrics and tempo of the music 
presented, usually to a degree commonly considered "failure." 
During this time, instances will also attempt to "dance" to the beat of 
the music; like the previous characteristic, this usually ends in failure 
to "dance" in a common form that a human (or other organism 
responding to musical stimuli) would. 


Addendum: Below is an interview log between an instance of 
SCP-3527 and Researcher Reese Prospero. 


Interviewer: Dr. Reese Prospero 
Interviewee: SCP-3527-A-43 

[BEGIN LOG] 

Dr. Prospero: Good evening, SCP-3527-A-43. 


SCP-3527-A-43: Dumb bitch. | Tupac. Not "A YE-FOUR- 
je NS 


Dr. Prospero: I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are 
not Tupac. 


SCP-3527-A-43: Yes. 
Dr. Prospero: Yes, you are not Tupac? 


SCP-3527-A-43: No response. 


Dr. Prospero: Alright. Why are you so interested in rap 
music? 


SCP-3527-A-43: Rap is popular. We want popular. We 
rap to popular. 


Dr. Prospero: Would you be willing to demonstrate this 
rapping ability? 


SCP-3527-A-43: Want a rap battle. 


Dr. Prospero: | am sorry, but | am not engaging in a rap 
battle with you. 


SCP-3527-A-43: Pussy. 
Dr. Prospero shows slight signs of irritation. 


Dr. Prospero: Later. May you please attempt to rap for 
the record? 


SCP-3527-A-43: Yes. 
Dr. Prospero: Do you have a preference? 
SCP-3527-A-43: No. Am rap god. Any track, dawg. 


Dr. Prospero proceeds to play "King's Dead" by 
musical artists Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, 
Future, and James Blake over the chamber 
intercom system. SCP-3527-A-43 proceeds to attempt to 
mimic the lyrics and move in a manner to match the 
tempo. 


Dr. Prospero: Okay, | think that's enou— 


The song proceeds to reach 1m44s. At this point, 
SCP-3527-A-43 releases a high-pitched vocalization in 
an attempt to mimic the current timeframe in the piece. 
This vocalization damages the hearing of three research 
personnel including Dr. Prospero. The music halts as it is 
manually turned off by Dr. Prospero. 


Dr. Prospero: Yeah. "Tupac," alright. 
Dr. Prospero proceeds to exit the chamber. 
[END LOG] 


Footnotes 
1. The first discovery of SCP-3527 was a collective total of 93 


instances, deemed SCP-3527-A-1 to SCP-3527-A-93. 
2. Every discovered SCP-3527 collection has been an abandoned 
motel; the reasoning for this is unknown. 


SCP-3528: Witch Hunter 


Item #: SCP-3528 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3528 is contained within a 
large aviary, surrounded by a sound-absorbing barrier. SCP-3528's 
aviary is to be kept stocked with large birds for food. No female 
personnel, or personnel of German or Russian descent, are to 
interact with SCP-3528. 


Description: SCP-3528 is a bat-like creature with a wingspan of 
approximately 12m. SCP-3528 strongly resembles the greater 
noctule bat (Nyctalus lasiopterus). 


SCP-3528 is nocturnal and fully capable of flight, with a recorded top 
speed of 190 kph. SCP-3528 possesses vestigial eyes and sensitive 
ears. Examination of SCP-3528 has revealed a humanoid skeleton, 
fused to SCP-3528's chiropteran skeleton in several places. The 
presence of this skeleton does not affect SCP-3528, except for rare 
instances where SCP-3528 momentarily twitches when the jaw of 
the human skeleton opens slightly. Further examination revealed the 
presence of scar tissue and tissue rejection at certain points around 
the secondary skeleton. 


SCP-3528's feet possess large retractable claws that are capable of 
spontaneously heating and igniting objects gripped by them. 


Testing has shown that SCP-3528 uses a form of telepathy to hunt. 
SCP-3528's larynx, which would be specialized to echolocate in 
nonanomalous bats, instead emits focused, directional bursts of 
intense ultrasound. This sound generates large air vortices in its 
path and causes temporary partial paralysis in approximately 60% of 
female humans who hear it. 


SCP-3528 instinctively and aggressively attacks manned aircraft; 


Contact with T3L was lost after this transmission and remained 
disconnected for twelve hours. Divers around SCP-455 could not 
effectively scan the ship wreckage through thermal as the ship 
exhibited temperatures far higher than the water surrounding it. At 
sunrise, T3V and Evans were ordered to return to SCP-455 and re- 
investigate the ship through the cargo hold. Upon activation of the 
cargo lights, all missing members of Team 3 were found within the 
cargo hold in an apparently catatonic state; only the member Erik 
who went missing per the Team 3 recordings was unaccounted for. 
All remaining members remained in a state of stasis until removed 
from the ship and left undisturbed for approximately an hour. All 
recall moving down the mentioned ladders in the last transmission, 
but nothing after that point that would lead to them being in the 
cargo hold. Team 3 exploration ended and robotic exploration is now 
a viable option. 


however, these attacks are rarely effective against most modern 
aircraft. 


On October 8, 1994, a remote Obskurakorps facility was discovered. 
Two preserved cadavers similar to SCP-3528 but smaller and 
lacking a secondary skeleton were found in a vault, and possessed 
multiple large bullet wounds. Additionally, remains were found 
matching those of German ace pilot Josef Kociok (a decorated pilot 
credited with 33 aerial victories, who received recognition for 
grounding the infamous Russian 46th Guards Regiment, an all- 
women bombing regiment nicknamed the "Night Witches" by the 
Germans.) 


DNA fragments in these remains match the secondary skeleton of 
SCP-3528. 


SCP-3530: Shooting Star School 


Item #: SCP-3530 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3530 can be contained 
on-site, due to its inability to physically leave the boundaries of 
Shooting Star School. Due to the non-hostile nature of SCP-3530, 
and so as not to elicit retaliation from Shooting Star Incorporated, 
the school is to remain open until further notice (see Addendum). 


Individuals wishing to enroll their child in any school buildings within 
Shooting Star School must consent to regular psychological 
examinations for both themselves and their child. These 
examinations must be performed by Foundation personnel under the 
guise of a local psychiatric office. Any unusual behaviors due to 
exposure to SCP-3530 are to be noted, and the family is to be 
amnesticized and relocated. 


Addendum (04/23/2015): After Incident 5-394, personnel in charge 
of psychological examinations are to perform them separately on 
each family member. In the event that evidence of domestic or child 
abuse is discovered, the abuser is to be turned over to local 
authorities and the family is to be amnesticized and relocated. 


Description: SCP-3530 is the designation for a group of 15 
individuals residing within the three main school buildings of 
Shooting Star School, a K-12 school in , Georgia. The 
individuals are designated as SCP-3530-1 through SCP-3530-15. 
Each of these individuals appear as sentient, two-dimensional hand- 
drawn cartoon animals, with varying body types. Despite appearing 
as cartoons, SCP-3530 individuals are capable of moving about in 
three-dimensional space and interacting with the surrounding 
environment. However, they are not capable of moving beyond the 
boundaries of Shooting Star School, as defined by the geographic 
area that the school occupies. Attempts to remove SCP-3530 from 


the area have resulted in them vanishing and reappearing within 
school boundaries. 


SCP-3530 functions primarily as educators. Each individual acts as 
a secondary educator with a focus on a certain subject, alongside 
that subject's teacher. Both students and staff regard SCP-3530 
individuals with fondness, with many students considering them to 
be close friends. These thoughts are mutually shared by SCP-3530, 
with some individuals claiming to have an increased fondness of 
children and staff alike. Each individual is capable of manifesting 
tools and other objects relating to their subject of focus. For 
example, SCP-3530-1 has been observed manifesting tools such as 
protractors, rulers, and calculators. The method behind this 
manifestation is unknown. 


SCP-3530 is present throughout all grades from kindergarten to the 
twelfth grade. As students progress and enter new grades, 
SCP-3530 alters itself to match the interests of the students in each 
grade. Certain individuals are not present until students enter middle 
and high school and begin the individual's class of focus. 


+ SCP-3530 Individual Documentation 


Designa’ Specieé Body Subjec Detail) Notes 


Type 
SCP-353Rabbit | Non- Mathemafiesnale, Currently 
(Oryctolagusthropomorphic no the only 
cuniculus) clothing, individual 
present interviewed 
through oudy 
all Foundation 


grades| personnel 
SCP-353042g Non- Science Male, no 
(Rana | Anthropomorphic clothing, 
Temporaria) present 
throughout 
all 
grades 
SCP-353@8 Non- Reading/ Male, 
(Bubo | Anthroporoangloiggebow tie 
Bubo) Arts and 


eyeglasses, 
British 
accent, 
present 
throughout 
all 
grades 
SCP-3530-drtoise Non- History; Male, no 
(Geochel@réhroporsoqnlic clothing, 


Elegans) Studies present 
throughout 
all 
grades 
SCP-3530i5n Anthroporabysical Male, redSee 
(Panthera Educatiorsweatbanhhcident 
leo) Sports | and Report 
whistle; 5-394 
present 
throughout 
all 
grades 


SCP-3530febird Non- Music/| Female, 
(Menura Anthropordanghic no 
novaehollandiae) clothing, 

present 
throughout 
all 
grades 

SCP-353léphant Anthropormdrpénic Male, 
(Loxodonta History| painter's 
Africana) smock, 

often 
carries 
loaded 
palette 
and 
paintbrush, 
present 
throughout 
all 


grades 
SCP-3538lture) Non- Speech/ Male, no 
(Aegyp|usAnthropordoapinc clothing, 
Monachus) present 
in grades 
6-12 
SCP-353G@rk | Anthroporfegitic Female, 
(Ciconia nurse's 
ciconia) uniform, 
speaks 
in what 
students 
and staff 
describe 
asa 
‘motherly' 
tone, 
present 
in grades 
6-12 
SCP-353Rdot | Non- Spanish Male, 
(Psittacin@&\nthropomorphic miniature 
sombrero, 
fluent in 
Spanish, 
present 
in grades 
6-12 
SCP-353GKunk | AnthroporAceptir; Female, 
(Mephitis red beret 
Mephitis) and 
black 
and 
white 
horizontally- 
striped 
shirt, 
fluent in 
French, 
present 


in grades 


6-12 
SCP-353G4é@2man AnthroporGeromam Male, 
Shepherd lederhosen, 
(Canis fluent in 
lupus German, 
familiaris) present 
in grades 
6-12 
SCP-353G48 Non- Home | Female, 
(Felis | Anthroporsoopiaimiaso 
Domesiticus) clothing, 
present 
in grades 
6-12 
SCP-35304d4ise| Non- Computerslale, no 


(Apodemisithropomecpiniclogiothing, 


Sylvaticus) 


SCP-353Gou 
(Bos 
Taurus) 


present 
in grades 
9-712 


Anthropormdogiiass/Female, Has 
Finances business been