A57: Power is cut to the building, right. 

A34: Ops confirms. The building is physically disconnected from 
power grid. 

A57: Why are the lights still on? 

G01: We're not here to speculate - just to find whatever is causing 
this, and to get out. 

A29: Damn, it's so hot here. 

G01: The eggheads actually anticipated that. Our operations are to 
be limited to prevent fatigue, overheating, and dehydration. 
A12: Do you guys feel that? Something is wrong with the floor... 
G01: What do you mean? 

A12: Permission to investigate. 

G01: A57, A34, check the perimeter, make sure we're clear. 
(pause) 

A384: Clear. 

A57: Clear. 

G01: Permission granted. 

A12: There's some sort of vibration travelling through the floor. 
(no recorded chatter for 123 seconds) 

A12: It's... intermittent. Thirty to forty second bursts of vibration 
followed by a five to ten second rest. 

G01: All right. We're heading deeper into the structure. 


Addendum: Prior to being removed from the power grid, 
investigation had shown that the structure was actually pumping 
power in the grid. 


Seismic sensor external to the site did not pick up any vibration, 
even while a great number of human figures were seen to be 
moving within the structure. 


Log begins // @ 18:12:42 

A29: I've got a contact at 10 o'clock! 

A48: I've got a contact too! 

G01: No appearance of hostility... Just watch them. 

A29: Oh god. What's wrong with their faces? 

G01: We'll get samples on our way out. For now, let's finish up 
investigation of the first floor and make our way to the second. A12, 


New York 
Urbans 


Oakland 
Elephants 


National 


American 


New York Mets 


Oakland 
Athletics 


standards. After 
forcing their 
fellow New York 
teams, the New 
York Gothams 
and the Brooklyn 
Excelsiors, to 
flee the city in 
1958, they 
remained the 
sole SCP-2206 
baseball team in 
New York until 
the formation of 
the New York 
Urbans in 196T. 
Nicknamed "The 
Murderin' 
Urbans" in 1969, 
due to their 
assassination of 
the entire roster 
of the Baltimore 
Terrapins on the 
eve of Game 
One of that 
year's World 
Series. As a 
direct result, off- 
field murder was 
banned the 
following 
season. This 
ban would not 
be lifted until 
2000. 
Spectators are 
physically 
incapable of 
forgetting their 


Philadelphia 
Phantoms 


Phoenix 
Firebirds 


Pittsburgh 
Rebels 


San Diego 
Whales 


National 


National 


National 


National 


Philadelphia 
Phillies 


Arizona 
Diamondbacks 


Pittsburgh 
Pirates 


San Diego 
Padres 


games. 
From their 
inception, the 
entire team has 
been cursed to 
haunt their 
stadium as 
"ghosts"4 until 
they can go an 
entire season 
without losing a 
game. Their 
ability to 
complete this 
goal is hindered 
by their inability 
to play away 
games. 

First team to 
play in a stadium 
with a fireproof 
roof. 

Staged an 
uprising against 
the 
Commissioner of 
Baseball in 
2010, which 
ended in failure 
after the 
Commissioner 
killed his 
assailants with 
his “death stare”. 
Players have 
repeatedly been 
the targets of 
Japanese 
whaling ships, 
despite not 


San Francisco 
Ghosts 


Seattle Storms) American 


Seattle 


National 


National 


San Francisco 
Giants 


actually being 
whaies. 
Originally the 
New York 
Gothams, in 
1958 the entire 
team, stadium, 
and ownership 
were 
transplanted to 
San Francisco 
overnight, after 
narrowly failing 
to escape an 
assassination 
plot orchestrated 
by the New York 
Highlanders. 


Seattle Mariners The entire team 


Milwaukee 


was banned for 
the duration of 
the 2009 season 
after using divine 
intervention from 
multiple weather 
gods? to 
influence the 
outcomes of 
their games, 
including the 
American 
League 
Championship 
Series. 
SCP-2206 
baseball rules 
limit teams to 
one patron deity 
per season. 

The team's 


Autopilots 


St. Louis 
Cardinals 


Tampa Bay 
Devils 


Texas 
Renegades 


National 


American 


American 


Brewers 


St. Louis 
Cardinals 


Tampa Bay 
Rays 


Texas Rangers 


roster includes 
two self-driving 
cars, four 
unmanned aerial 
vehicles, and 
three 
autonomous 
vacuum 
cleaners. It is 
unknown how 
they are able to 
play basebail. 
Although they 
share a name 
with our 
universe's St. 
Louis Cardinals, 
the SCP-2206 
Cardinals have 
an actual 
Catholic 
Cardinal as their 
mascot, who is 
an ordained 
bishop of the 
Roman Catholic 
Church and a 
member of the 
College of 
Cardinals. This 
is in contrast to 
our universe's 
St. Louis 
Cardinals, who 
do not. 

Player salaries 
are paid in 
human souls. 

In 1993 the 
entire team quit 


baseball and 
formed a 
basketball team, 
only to return to 
baseball in 1995. 


Toronto Razors American Toronto Blue | As part of 
Jays Ontario's 
ongoing war 


against facial 
hair, the team 
offers free 
shaves to 
spectators. 
Footnotes 
1. The following sections make extensive use of baseball 
terminology. Those unfamiliar with the terms used are advised to 
refer to the Foundation's primer on American baseball. 
2. As with normal Major League Baseball, SCP-2206 baseball teams 
are divided into an American League and a National League. 
3. Our universe's Mount Royal is extinct. 
4. Believed to be Class-A Ectomorphs based on SCP-2206 
commentary. 
5. The existence of which appears to be public knowledge in 
SCP-2206's universe. 


« SCP-2205 | SCP-2206 | SCP-2207 » 


SCP-2207: Dimensional Razor 


Item #: SCP-2207 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2207 is to be contained in 
a small cardboard box filled with foam, within a standard safe-class 
storage locker when not used for testing. All testing with SCP-2207 
is to be done in containment laboratory 8803. After testing, 
containment laboratory 8803 is to be decontaminated and checked 
for damage. 


As of test 42, exploration by D-class and/or Foundation personnel 
beyond SCP-2207-1 instances are preemptively denied. 


As of Incident 2207-01, all tests involving SCP-2207 are to be 
suspended. 


Description: SCP-2207 isa ___ brand disposable plastic knife. 
Testing has indicated that, outside of SCP-2207's anomalous 
properties, it is identical to other non-anomalous disposable plastic 
knives. 


When the cutting edge of SCP-2207 reaches a minimum speed of 
6 m/s!, it severs local space-time, creating a rift that connects to a 
random alternate universe. These rifts are designated as 
SCP-2207-1. 


Instances of SCP-2207-1 typically last approximately five minutes 
without outside intervention, and the length is equal to the distance 
that SCP-2207 traveled at or above 6m/s. Instances remain 
stationary after creation, but may be widened by pulling along the 
edges. Instances may be kept artificially open for a maximum of 24 
hours by placing any material across the instance's threshold. After 
24 hours, the SCP-2207-1 instance closes, severing any material 
crossing the threshold. 


Exploration Log: The following is a partial, abridged exploration 
log. See Document 2207-24 for a full log of tests, explorations, and 
recovered material from SCP-2207-1 instances. In all tests, a 
mechanical arm was used to create SCP-2207-1 instances, and the 
SCP-2207-1 instance was propped open by a set of metal braces. It 
has been later determined that at least three other alternate realities 
accessed by different SCPs, including SCP-1165, may be the result 
of prior testing with SCP-2207. 


Show exploration log. 


Date: 19 -06-12 

Test #: 10 

Exploration #: 1 

Type: D-Class only, equipped with standard 
recovery harness and cable, radio/video 
umbilical, and Level C PPE. 

Test time: 24 hours. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-10 is 
in a hallway, with white walls, fluorescent 
lighting, and tiled floor. A set of double doors is 
on the opposite side. D-2207-1 does not report 
any unusual sensations upon breaching the 
SCP-2207-1 instance, and is instructed to 
pass through the double doors. 


One minute into the test, D-2207-1 reports that 
he is no closer to the doors than when he 
started. Video confirms this. However, 84 
meters of recovery cable and umbilical has 
been fed through the SCP-2207-1 instance, 
and visual inspection from outside the instance 
indicates that D-2207-1 has walked halfway 
through the hallway. 


D-2207-1 is instructed to keep moving forward, 
and complies despite mild protest. After two 
more minutes, D-2207-1 reports that he is still 
no closer to the doors. Video confirms this, 
and an additional 168 meters of cable and 


umbilical has been fed through the 
SCP-2207-1 instance. Visual inspection from 
the outside of the SCP-2207-1 instance 
indicates that D-2207-1 has still not moved 
more than halfway through the hallway. 


At this point, D-2207-1 is recalled. From the 
outside of the SCP-2207-1 instance, D-2207-1 
is seen to turn around. D-2207-1 reports that 
the SCP-2207-1 instance is much further, with 
video indicating a distance of approximately 
250 meters. D-2207-1 runs towards the 
SCP-2207-1 instance, while the recall cable is 
activated. D-2207-1 is visibly seen to run in 
place from the exterior of the SCP-2207-1 
instance. 


252 meters of recovery cable has been 
recalled after 30 seconds, filling the spool. 
Research personnel begin to physically pull on 
the recovery cable, trying to manually recall 
D-2207-1. D-2207-1 reports that he's no closer 
than before to the SCP-2207-1 instance. 


Three minutes and thirty seconds into the test, 
D-2207-1 is instructed to stop moving, and 
given the explanation that technical difficulties 
compounded by his movement are hampering 
recovery efforts. 


An additional 108 meters of recovery cable 
and video umbilical is manually recalled over 
the next thirty seconds, with researchers 
noting that they don't feel any additional weight 
on the other end. Video and observation from 
the SCP-2207-1 instance indicates that 
D-2207-1 looks behind him. Video shows that 
the double doors appear to be much further 
behind him than before, and D-2207-1 begins 
to run towards the SCP-2207-1 instance. 


Ten hours into the test, D-2207-1 has largely 
stopped his attempts at self-recovery. During 
this period of time, D-2207-1 was seen to 
alternate between running, walking, jogging, 
and sobbing. 


Exploration ends after a period of 24 hours, 
due to the forced closure of the SCP-2207-1 
instance. Metal braces, the recovery cable, 
and the radio/video umbilical are severed. 
D-2207-1 is not recovered, and an additional 

meters of recovery cable and radio/video 
umbilical were recovered. Examination of the 
recovered cable and umbilical indicate no 
deviances from Foundation standard, apart 
from the anomalously added length. 


Date: 19 -06-27 

Test #: 25 

Exploration #: 15 

Type: D-Class only, equipped with EEG cap2, 
standard recovery harness and cable, radio/ 
video umbilical, and Level C PPE. 

Test Time: 16 minutes, 32 seconds. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-25 is 
a small alley of a large, unnamed city. 
D-2207-7 reports a sensation of vertigo upon 
breaching the SCP-2207-1 instance. During 
the immediate stages of exploration, materials 
are recovered (mostly refuse), and D-2207-7 
reports three additional vertigo-like sensations 
and an occasional stare from inhabitants of 
Universe-25. The latter is determined not to be 
a breach of exploration protocol, as D-2207-7 
is dressed in level C PPE. 


At approximately 8 minutes and 20 seconds 
into the test, D-2207-7 reports a fifth sensation 
of vertigo, and levels of ambient light begin to 
notably diminish. D-2207-7 looks up (without 


being directed) towards the sun. The sun 
appears to be undergoing a solar eclipse. 
However, the occluding object does not pass 
over the sun, but instead appears to originate 
from the center of the sun. 


After one minute and thirty seconds, the 
unknown object has fully occluded the sun, 
including the corona. D-2207-7 is ordered to 
come back, but is unable to as the unknown 
occluding object appears to attract objects on 
the ground. Video indicates D-2207-7, as well 
as other individuals, vehicles, and other 
objects are lifted into the air, moving towards 
the unknown occluding object. The attracting 
force does not extend past the SCP-2207-1 
instance. There is no meaningful 
communication from D-2207-7 during this 
period of time. 


The recall cable is activated, and D-2207-7 is 
recovered within one minute. The metal braces 
propping the SCP-2207-1 instance is removed, 
and the instance is allowed to close naturally. 


Date: 19 -07-10 

Test #: 38 

Exploration #: 28 

Type: D-Class only, equipped with EEG cap, 
standard recovery harness and cable, radio/ 

video umbilical, and Level C PPE. 

Test Time: 2 hours, 38 minutes, 18 seconds. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-38 
appears to be in a farmland, currently growing 
a crop visually similar to Zea mays subsp. 
mays (maize or corn). D-2207-14 begins 
limited recovery of crop samples. 


After one hour, D-2207-14 returns with 
gathered samples and passes through the 


for the log? 

A12: Examination of contacts. Subjects appear human with some 
sort of... growths all over them. The contacts are remaining in one 
spot, but swaying back and forth. The portions of their eyes that | 
can see that have not been covered by boils show only sclera. 
G01: A34? 

A34: Rooms appear empty, in disarray. Some of the beds show 
some sort of... brown fluid covering them. This fluid can also be 
seen on the floors. 

A12: It almost seems like... the lights above the contacts are 
brighter. 


Addendum: Samples were unable to be taken of "brown fluid” 
before it was required to destroy and sterilize the site of 
investigation. 


Log begins // @ 18:16:42 

G01: We are making our way up the stairs, about to open doors to 
the second floor. A34? 

(a deep thump can be heard over the log) 

A34: The hallways are not lit. It's almost completely dark. Activating 
flashlight. Oh god. 

G01: What do you see? 

A34: They're... everywhere. They're filling the hallways. They're 
making... some sort of sound. 

(a deep, hollow moaning can be heard over the log, increasing in 
intensity) 

(from this point forward, several distortions can be heard on the log) 
G01: ...-treat. Re-... 

A34: They're moving clo-... 

G01: Fa-... ba... Fall back! 

A34: Da-...-t. 

(distortions continue in background) 

G01: Say again A34. | couldn't hear you over the static. 

A34: One of them touched me. 

G01: We'll regroup near the reception desk, A34. You're officially 
being removed from the mission. 

A34: Yes, sir. Proceeding to recep- 

Unknown: [unintelligible] 

G01: Say again? | didn't hear you. 


SCP-2207-1 instance. Research personnel 
note that all samples are of low quality, heavily 
blighted and easily destroyed by light handling. 
D-2207-14 claims that none of the samples 
she recovered were blighted when questioned. 
Review of video confirms D-2207-14's 
account. 


D-2207-14 is sent to recover new samples 
from Universe-38, after being equipped with 
twenty four re-sealable bio-safe sample bags. 
Upon breaching the SCP-2207-1 instance at 
one hour and thirty minutes into the test, she 
reports that all plant life within two meters of 
the SCP-2207-1 instance have withered. Video 
and observation from SCP-2207-1 confirms 
this. 


D-2207-14 notes that wind speed is 
increasing, and discovers a structure similar to 
a barn at the two hour mark. She is instructed 
to go inside. 


The interior of the barn-like structure does not 
significantly differ from barns in working farms, 
being used for storage for a variety of tools 
and packaged plant matter visually similar to 
hay. D-2207-14 is instructed to gather samples 
of the hay-like plant matter and two easily- 
carried tools.