In the time since Dr. Mabry's experience, Foundation 
reconnaissance and surveillance assets have traced at least 
fourteen separate instances of SCP-2634 appearing to other 
individuals. Descriptions of such events virtually always match Dr. 
Mabry's description very closely. To date SCP-2634 has appeared 
only to scientific professionals (notably: members of NASA, JAXA, 
CERN, and numerous private scientific institutions). 


Until such a time that an adequate containment procedure can be 
devised, all individuals known to have had contact with SCP-2634 
are to be given a regimen of Class-B amnestics and monitored for 
possible future interaction. 


On 3/21/2016 Dr. Mabry was again contacted by SCP-2634. For a 
transcript of Dr. Mabry's report, see below 


Expand transcript 
<Begin Recording> 


Hello, this is Doctor Jonathan Mabry again, 
March 21st 2016, at, uh, 11:29 AM. As you are 
most likely already aware, it came back again 
last night. Now, you are most likely familiar 
with my name when it’s appended by the 
phrase “you know, the loon that was convinced 
his hallucination was anomalous”. But this time 


people saw, this time | have concrete, physical 
proof. 


| was in the cafeteria, probably around seven, 
talking to Dr. Fairweather about an article | had 
read in Sydowia about fungal neurological 
potential that- sorry, I’m getting sidetracked. 
Anyway, we were talking and then just like the 
last time | heard “prepare” in that same voice 
in my head, and then | felt that familiar tug as 
Tathagata pulled me up. According to Caroline 
(and the half dozen others in the room) it 
looked like | had folded inside out over myself, 
and then | disappeared. 


The trip was different than before. Instead of 
slowly working me upward, Tathagata just 
pulled me all the way up into six-space. Until 
then | was pretty sure that | had remembered 
what it was like, but the thing about brains 
calibrated for three-dimensional life is that they 
can’t really visualize anything higher, you can 
never really see it unless you're looking at it. It 
was just as beautiful as it was when | first saw 
it, maybe even more so now that | wasn’t also 
reeling in shock. | really wish language had the 
words to fully explain it. 


| saw Tathagata there again, looking the same 
as before, sphere within a wavy plane and all 
that. | think it was looking at me, waiting fora 
reaction, so | just said “Hello?”. It fluttered a 
bit, | think trying to imitate a wave. 


And then it got strange. It glided over to me, 
and... grabbed me? | think? And it carried me, 
not through dimension this time but through 
space. It physically brought me somewhere 
else. | think it was some sort of city, or 
something like that. There were lots of huge 
spiraling towers that sort of bent in on 


themselves and stretched through the horizon. 
There were hundreds of the beings there, 
flying around like great schools and flocks. | 
stood there just watching for a long time, just 
taking in the shapes and colors- god the 
colors. 


After a while | turned back to Tathagata and 
just asked why it brought me back. It seemed 
to think for a second, before saying “A 
reminder”. | think | understood. | was about to 
start telling it that none of you had believed 
me, and that sequestering the necessary 
resources was just about impossible, but as 
soon as the thoughts entered my head, it 
reached out again, one corner of its sheet 
seemed to pull an object out from somewhere 
and hand it to me (as much as something 
without hands could). | took it, and turned it 
over in my palm. It was a cube. Well, a 6-cube. 
It addressed me and said “to convince”. And 
then | was back in the cafeteria. | must admit | 
don’t remember a lot of what happened next. 
According to Caroline it was mostly vomiting. 


As soon as | was coherent again | realized that 
| was still holding something, and | held it up 
and... well I’m sure you've all seen it by now. | 
don’t know how they did it, but the 6-cube was 
still a 6-cube. Not just a projection or a model 
but an honest to god 6-cube in 3-space. 
Nobody likes looking at it (except for the guys 
over in TG, they all lost their damn minds 
when | showed them) it doesn’t really gel well 
with the human brain. 


| think I’ve finally managed to convince 
everyone. 


<End Recording> 


It is to be noted that the primary goal of all personnel assigned to 
SCP-2634 is to create an effective and lasting containment solution. 
All other efforts are to be considered secondary, and any personnel 
found to be pursuing other goals with any ultimate intention other 
than containing SCP-2634 will be assigned elsewhere. 


Addendum: On 1/1/17, the department of tesseractic geometry 
managed to briefly open an unstable gateway into what is currently 
believed to be four dimensional space. This was accomplished using 
information gathered from the object Dr. Mabry was given by 
SCP-2634. 


Said object possess several anomalous properties derived from its 
existence in six spatial dimensions, as follows: 


* Object is able to be handled and interacted with without any 
apparent physical contact, likely stemming from nonvisible 
projections into three dimensional space perpendicular to 
higher dimensions. Personnel assigned to the department of 
tesseractic geometry have become quite adept at 
manipulating the object in this fashion. 

¢ Extended visual contact with the object evokes a sense of 
discomfort, occasionally leading to migraine headaches and 
nausea. This phenomenon is not believed to be 
cognitohazardous in nature, merely a result of the human 
brain's inability to accurately reconcile a six dimensional visual 
image. 

¢ On rare occasions, the object may temporarily cause three 
dimensional objects that it contacts to appear as projections of 
equivalent six dimensional objects. It should be noted that 
affected objects do not actually become six dimensional. 

¢ Object cannot be photographed. All attempts at doing so will 
instead depict the object as a three dimensional projection of 
a six dimensional cube. 


« SCP-2633 | SCP-2634 | SCP-2635 » 


SCP-2635: Hot Potato 


Item #: SCP-2635 
Object Class: Euclid - Yellow 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2635 is under rotating 
custody of the Foundation and the Unusual Incidents Unit of the FBI. 
The UIU will maintain possession of the object at the Tamarack 
Building from January 1 through June 30. On July 1, object will be 
transferred to neighboring Foundation facility Site-58.1 The 
Foundation will keep the object until December 31, at which point it 
will be transferred back to the UIU facility. At no point should either 
entity maintain possession of SCP-2635 for over ten months. If this 
transfer is made impossible, for any reason, personnel stationed at 
Site-58 are to immediately enact Emergency Protocol Exsul. Note: 
All dates in this document are according to the modern Gregorian 
calendar. 


While in Foundation possession, SCP-2635 is to be kept ina 
standard organic materials containment locker. 


Description: SCP-2635 is an uncooked red potato (Solanum 
tuberosum). lf any organization maintains possession of SCP-2635 
for an entire calendar year, one half of all members of said 
organization will die as a result of spontaneous combustion. If an 
organization is made up of an odd number of individuals, the 
number of affected individuals will be rounded up to the next highest 
whole number. If SCP-2635 is possessed by a single individual for a 
year, they will die in the same manner. SCP-2635 is also believed to 
possess some antimemetic properties, as such events and their 
consequences go almost entirely unnoticed by the world at large. 
SCP-2635 does not degrade or decompose. 


SCP-2635 is believed to have been created by one or more 
members of the artist collective known as Are We Cool Yet? 
sometime in the early 2000s after being commissioned by an 


exposure to its exponential recombination effect. SCP- was also 
confirmed to have been contained within ACS-03 at time of 
annihilation. 


Surveillance was forcibly terminated before further information could 
be gathered. The final image transferred by the robot was that of the 
figure beside the still-active form of personnel C-G shattering and 
the form of SCP- appearing amidst its debris. 76 Class D 
personnel, 23 agents and 5 researchers were lost before sufficient 
information regarding SCP- could be dispatched to allow for the 
forced initiation of its hibernation cycle. SCP- has since been 
relocated to Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 and subjected to 
containment in following with its original procedures. 


No further attempts to investigate SCP-296 have been made as of 
this time. Proposals for controlled systematic testing of each figure 
has been suggested by Dr. , but have been denied on the 
grounds that the risk of releasing SCP-__, although its presence 
within the amphitheater has yet to be confirmed, is too great. 


Addendum 296-1: Dr. has proposed that the SCP 
objects lost during the destruction of ACS-03's original facility were 
somehow repositioned within SCP-296's interior. The reason for this 
is unknown, as is the cause for their apparent containment within the 
ice figures. The theory is supported by the remarkable similarity 
between the number of SCP objects thought lost to the detonation 
and the number of figures within SCP-296; however, the inexplicable 
fifty-sixth figure poses the significant possibility of a threat. Further 
investigation is postponed. 


Addendum 296-2: Dr. was discovered emerging from 
within the interior of SCP-296 on / /200 . She was immediately 
apprehended and subjected to questioning, upon which several 
facts were made clear. 


Dr. had, against policy, falsified entry documents and 
passed the security checkpoints necessary to investigate SCP-296's 
interior. Upon her entry, she reported she had an instant of feeling 
psychically violated, followed by immediate unconsciousness. 


When she awoke, she claims one of the figures contacted her 


unidentified Chechen anti-Russian organization, presumably for the 
purposes of assassinating pro-Russian politicians and public figures. 
The object was confiscated by GRU Division P operatives in 
November of 2002, but was recovered within days by covert 
individuals believed to have been working at the behest of AWCY?. 


Recovered documentation has indicated that the "piece" was 
created by a single member of the collective? and is titled "Kadyrov, 
metafate on tuber, piece 3 of 6". To date, none of the five other 
implied instances have been discovered, though several 
investigations are currently underway in spontaneous combustion 
cases in Russia, Ukraine, and Ireland. 


Incident History: SCP-2635 first came to Foundation attention 
when it was acquired by the defense contractor Redwater, after it 
was mailed to the Redwater headquarters building in April of 2008. 
The package containing SCP-2635 is believed to have been lost in 
the building’s mailroom, and in April of 2009, one half of Redwater 
employees (totaling 351 individuals) died as a result of SCP-2635's 
effects. This event resulted in the disassociation of Redwater and 
the purchase of all Redwater assests by The Westminster Group, a 
holding of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd., in June of 2009. 


It is believed that Marshall, Carter, and Dark were somehow aware 
of SCP-2635, as recovered paperwork has revealed an expedited 
sale of SCP-2635 to one Neptune Jugend, a known POI! connected 
to Mekhanist Extremism, in July of 2009. 


In August of 2010, approximately 8,300 individuals died in a manner 
consistent with that of SCP-2635, all of whom were later identified 
with Neo-Sarkic cults. This is believed to have been a deliberate act 
of religious terrorism perpetrated by Mr. Jugend. In September of 
2010, Marshall, Carter and Dark recovered SCP-2635 again, by 
unknown means. 


In February of 2011, SCP-2635 and relevant documentation were 
recovered during a raid of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark warehouse, 
along with several other anomalies, including SCP-24633, and 
SCP-17384. SCP-2635 was given SCP designation, and moved to 
Site-63 for temporary containment until proper custodial 
arrangements could be made. 


In October of 2011, several Safe and Euclid class objects, including 
SCP-2635, were lost during an incursion on Site-63 by a cell of the 
Chaos Insurgency. In October of 2012, one half of the cell 
operatives died as a result of SCP-2635, seriously weakening the 
organization and allowing Foundation recovery of many stolen 
anomalies in the Chaos Insurgency’s possession, with the notable 
exception of SCP-2635. It is believed that this event was at least 
partially facilitated intentionally or as a collateral result of a Global 
Occult Coalition attack on several Cl facilities in September of 2012. 
Foundation espionage efforts within the GOC have determined that 
the organization has been aware of SCP-2635 since at least 2004. 


SCP-2635 is believed to have been retained by a member of the 
Serpent's Hand posing as a Chaos Insurgency operative. Over the 
next 38 months, it is believed that the Hand used SCP-2635 to 
covertly assassinate heads of state in and , as well as 
Agent Marcus Rose, a leading member of the Serpent's Hand Task 
Force. 


On December 29th, Site Director Pauline Barrett discovered 
SCP-2635 in an ostensibly unused storage locker in the Euclid wing 
of Site-22. Director Barrett immediately reported the discovery, and 
automated alert systems notified relevant Foundation personnel. On 
January 10th of 2016, SCP-2635 began containment in the 58- 
Tamarack complex, and has remained there without further incident. 


Addendum: In April of 2016, a single yam was found on the desk of 
Doctor Nottingham, Site Director of Site-58. Said yam maintains a 
constant temperature of 420 degrees Celsius, and Doctor 
Nottingham received serious burns from handling it, but has made a 
full recovery. Taped to the yam was a note, transcribed below. 


Come on guys, that’s cheating. You're supposed to pass 
it around, let everyone have a turn! Not cool. 


Testing has revealed no other anomalous effects, and the object has 
been designated SCP-2635-B, and is contained full-time at Site-58. 


Footnotes 
1. Both Site-58 and the Tamarack Building were established 
specifically for the containment of SCP-2635. 


2. True identity unknown, known to associates as "alonE". Individual 
is well Known in Slavic anart circles for anti-Russian extremism. May 
be directly or tangentially related to several other leftist 
organizations. 

3. Safe, currently contained at Site-19. 

4. Safe, currently contained at Site-77. 


« SCP-2634 | SCP-2635 | SCP-2636 » 


SCP-2636: The Last Daughter of Thsassashan'‘aa 


Item #: SCP-2636 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Revised as of / /2014, in 
response to Incident 2636-Aleph-Exarch. 


SCP-2636 is to be contained within a Type-45 Isolation Chamber 
within Site-115. All anomalous objects previously stored at Site-115 
have been relocated to other sites: those objects that cannot be 
moved have been placed under increased security as outlined in 
Document S115-RE-5-D. SCP-2636 is to be provided with half a liter 
of caprine, ovine, porcine, or bovine blood per day for sustenance. 
SCP-2636’s respiratory sphincters have been surgically modified to 
prevent vocalization. Administration of class Omega-3 amnestics to 
SCP-2636 is authorized. 


All procedures involving SCP-2636 are to be carried out through 
remote automation. All items coming into contact with SCP-2636 are 
to be sterilized upon removal from the containment chamber. 


The security perimeter around SCP-2636-1 is to be monitored by 
armed patrol and night-vision security cameras. Entry to 
SCP-2636-1 is reserved for the research team.