SCP-1671-2 designates a group of 243 blind, hairless, humanoid 
entities found within SCP-1671. SCP-1671-2 specimens stand an 
average of 1.5 meters in height and weigh an average of 85 
kilograms. Each specimen is in possession of identical personal 
belongings: an iron collar, a black boilersuit, a pickaxe, and shovel. 
Damaged or lost equipment is replaced by SCP-1671-A through the 
north hatch. 


SCP-1671-2 specimens are apparently sapient and fluent in English, 
but will generally ignore or disregard attempts at communication. 
Communication between SCP-1671-2 specimens is rare, and 
generally consists of monosyllabic directives. It is unknown how 
SCP-1671-2 specimens navigate: tests to determine if echolocation 
and thermal sensing properties are present have been negative. 


SCP-1671-2 operate in three eight-hour shifts: mining, transport, 
and rest, with 81 SCP-1671-2 specimens assigned to each task. 
Shifts begin at 0000, 0800, and 1600, respectively, marked by a low 
whistling noise heard throughout SCP-1671. The source of this 
noise is unknown. 


SCP-1671-1 material mined by SCP-1671-2 will be transported up to 


the primary entrance chamber through use of a lift operated by 
SCP-1671-2 pull teams. Carts of SCP-1671-1 material will then be 
unloaded into SCP-1671-A. 


Addendum-01: / /2011 - Accidental physical contact with 
SCP-1671-2-232 by Agent resulted in SCP-1671-2-232 
attacking Agent with its shovel, killing him through collapse of 
the skull. SCP-1671-2-232 did not show any hostility to other 
personnel present, and resumed mining immediately upon Agent 

's death. No other hostile behavior has been observed from any 
SCP-1671-2 specimens. 


Addendum-02: The following statement was made by 
SCP-1671-2-23 on / /2011 at 0002. This is the only recorded 
instance of an SCP-1671-2 specimen speaking with Foundation 
personnel. 


Cease asking questions that cannot be answered. There 
is nothing to say. We work. We sleep. We work again. 
The toil repeats. It does not end. Put away your 
wandering eyes, or take up a pick into your uncallused 
hands. 


SCP-1671-2-23 did not respond to follow-up communication 
attempts. 


Addendum-03: / /2013: SCP-1671-2-106 was killed by a cave-in 
on Level-5 at 1055. The nearest SCP-1671-2 specimen, 
SCP-1671-2-104, proceeded to consume SCP-1671-1 material until 
the rupturing of the stomach, resulting in the expulsion of a full- 
grown SCP-1671-2 specimen. Two other SCP-1671-2 specimens 
(SCP-1671-2-110 and SCP-1671-2-087) recovered the body of 
SCP-1671-2-106 from the rubble, and proceeded to gouge out the 
eyes. This was then followed by setting stones in the eye sockets, 
and the placement of a larger chunk of rock in the mouth. 


The body was carried to the primary chamber by SCP-1671-2-087, 
SCP-1671-2-104, SCP-1671-2-104-2, and SCP-1671-2-110, and 
was unloaded into SCP-1671-A. Upon this, SCP-1671-A dispensed 
a replacement set of equipment. SCP-1671-2-104-2 placed the iron 
collar around its own neck and resumed work. The event took thirty- 


two minutes from the death of SCP-1671-2-106 to the resumption of 
work. 


SCP-1671-2-104's abdominal damage healed within 24 hours. 


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SCP-1672: Thinking Inside the Box 


Item #: SCP-1672 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1672 is 
currently stored inside a 35cm x 35cm x 35cm steel box 
inside a 3m x 3m x 3m storage room in Site . All 
documentation on SCP-1672 is to be stored in this box. 
All documentation is to be on paper with a quotation box 
(such as on this document) for the convenience of those 
infected. Those infected by SCP-1672 are to either be 
reassigned to research the object, or to be given Class A 
amnestics. 


Description: SCP-1672 is a single sheet of 20#, U.S. 
Letter-sized copy paper with a 18x18cm black box in the 
center. Inside the box is an image of a man witha 
cardboard box with a "smiley face" drawn on it in black 
over his head, sitting at an office desk with two monitors. 
This image is a memetic agent that causes infected 
individuals to become obsessed with isotropy and the 
contents of boxes, and also exhibit severe levels of 
agoraphobia. Infected individuals will ignore any written 
information not contained within a printed box, such as 
the ones on this document, and if confronted about this 
will become irritable and often violent.1 The meme also 
seems to have a compulsion factor, as those infected 
often try to infect others by showing them the image. 


Outside of this box are handwritten messages written in black ink. 
These messages are non-anomalous; however, due to the nature of 
SCP-1672 they are difficult to read without becoming infected. 
Having an infected individual cover the image has proven effective, 
and photographs of SCP-1672 have been proven to not carry its 
effect. Most of these messages are directed at Foundation 


personnel in general, mocking the Foundation's modi operandi and 
the general shortsightedness of its members. None of this 
information is to be brought to the attention of infected individuals, 
even if they were aware of these messages prior to being infected. 


Acquisition: SCP-1672 came into Foundation custody 
on 10/24/2006 when the steel box it is currently 
contained in was found near [REDACTED] of Site 

After testing whether the box contained a bomb or 
another kind of immediate security threat, a D-Class was 
used to open the box. Infection was immediate as 
D-98634 began to complain that the room lacked 
isometric design. D-98634 then showed researchers and 
security personnel present SCP-1672, infecting them all. 
By 10/26/2006, 90% of Site was infected. 


On 10/31/2006, MTF Beta-12 ("Trick or Treaters") 
entered Site with the intention of distributing Class A 
amnestics to attempt to counter the memetic effects of 
SCP-1672. 31% of Site personnel had expired from 
dehydration after finding isometric containers large 
enough to fit inside. 43% were found alive in such 
containers, having been cared for by uninfected 
personnel. They found that roughly % percent of Site 
had been altered to make the affected rooms isometric. 
The methods of doing so varied, such as brickwork or 
stacked wooden pallets, and upon questioning Site 
personnel confirmed it was the doing of the infected. 
Amnestics were successfully distributed throughout Site 
and the memetic agent was contained, designated as 
SCP-1672, and slated for testing to determine its origin. 


+ Scan of SCP-1672 


Footnotes 

1. This behavior is similar to the reaction of individuals exposed 
toSCP-2274when attempting to remove said anomaly from the 
vicinity of the victim. Investigation into a link between these two 
cognitohazards is ongoing. 


« SCP-1671 | SCP-1672 | SCP-1673 » 


SCP-1673: Friendly Graveyard 


Item #: SCP-1673 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1673 is to be surrounded 
by a perimeter at a distance of 500 meters. It is to be patrolled by 3 
teams of 2 guards at all times. This perimeter is to have a 1.5 meter 
concrete wall, with security personnel stationed every 20 meters. 
Any person found inside of SCP-1673's interior is to be issued a 
Class-B amnestic. Those who do not respond to amnestics will be 
detained. 


Description: SCP-1673 is a cemetery located on the outskirts of the 
former town Westkin, West Virginia. It takes up 1.4 hectares and 
contains approximately 60 graves and 1 mausoleum. A wrought iron 
fence surrounds the cemetery's boundaries. The gravestones in 
SCP-1673 belong to Westkin's original settlers, and the latest 
internment dates back to 1845. During the hours of 4AM to 7PM, 
SCP-1673 displays no anomalous properties. 


If a person enters SCP-1673 during its active period, and remains 
there for at least 15 minutes, its anomalous properties will manifest. 
SCP-1673 will begin to manifest ambulatory human limbs 
constructed from its soil. These limbs will resemble human hands 
and arms; however, testing has shown that they contain no human 
biological material whatsoever. They will begin to follow the person 
around SCP-1673 for a period lasting between 1 to 3 hours. After 
this time passes, the constructs will begin to interact with the person. 


These limbs will attempt to perform small actions that are beneficial 
to the person, including tying shoelaces, adjusting clothing, brushing 
off dust from the persons clothing, and attempting to give the person 
a massage. Initially, the limbs will attempt to perform these gestures 
extremely carefully. However, these actions can result in extreme 
bodily harm due to the excessive amount of force the constructs can 


exert in performing them. Usually, subjects will attempt to exit the 
cemetery as quickly as possible. The limbs will impede any attempt 
to exit SCP-1673. This will continue until the person is either 
removed from SCP-1673 or expires. If the person is removed, 
SCP-1673 will return to an inert state. However, if the user expires 
while within SCP-1673 as a result of SCP-1673's actions, the limbs 
will bury the person's body. Any attempt to approach the body 
before it is buried will be met with hostile force. 


« SCP-1672 | SCP-1673 | SCP-1674 » 


SCP-1674: Camera Obscura 


Item #: SCP-1674 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The building in which 
SCP-1674 is situated has been purchased by a Foundation front 
posing as a historic preservation society. The building is to be 
cordoned off from public access and view. The door to SCP-1674 is 
to be kept open while any human subject is inside SCP-1674, 
except during authorized transport. Care is to be taken not to 
expose SCP-1674-1 to more light than is necessary to prevent 
deterioration. 


A base has been established in SCP-1674-3 to house test subjects. 
A communications wire, no thicker than 2 mm, is to be threaded 
through SCP-1674-2 in order to maintain a connection between 
SCP-1674 and the base in SCP-1674-3. A flexible tube, no thicker 
than 3 mm, is to be threaded similarly in order to transfer liquid 
rations. 


Description: SCP-1674 is a room located in a 16th-century building 
in Zwolle, Netherlands. SCP-1674 has internal dimensions of 3.2 m 
X5m X 2.4 m. Its walls and ceiling are painted maroon and its floor 
is birch hardwood; all internal surfaces are smooth and sterile. The 
door, located on one of the narrow walls (henceforth the near wall), 
swings inwards when opened. When closed it sits flush with the wall. 
The door does not possess a handle on the inside. The longer walls 
and the ceiling are painted with horizontal, luminescent yellow 
pinstripes. These lines converge centrally on the narrow wall 
opposite the door (henceforth the far wall) in a layered design similar 
to the circular, staggered tumblers of a combination lock. Located 
within SCP-1674 are a canvas sheet, designated SCP-1674-1, and 
a small hole in the far wall, designated SCP-1674-2. 


SCP-1674-1 is an animate sheet of heavy canvas paper. It is 


mounted permanently to a roll on the ceiling against the near wall. 
SCP-1674-1 measures 3.2 m X 3.2 m X 1 mm and is abnormally 
damage- and force-resistant. It perfectly absorbs all electromagnetic 
radiation outside of the visible spectrum. Visible light shone directly 
on its surface reveals traces of a Baroque landscape painting of an 
overcast rocky taiga, although the pigments have since faded 
greatly. 


SCP-1674-2 is a round hole 5 mm wide. It is located in the center of 
the circular design on the far wall. SCP-1674-2 typically lets ina 
small amount of light. SCP-1674-2 leads to an external area, 
designated SCP-1674-3, which does not correspond with the room 
adjacent to SCP-1674 nor to the area outside the building. Visual 
detail from SCP-1674-3 is sparing while the door to SCP-1674 is 
open, but the two areas are always connected. Sound and narrow- 
beam radio waves easily travel through SCP-1674-2. The air 
pressure differential is negligible. 


When the door to SCP-1674 is closed with a human subject inside, 
SCP-1674-1 unrolls to completely cover the near wall and 0.8 m of 
the floor; this prevents the door from opening again. The layers of 
the circular design on the far wall then begin to rotate independently, 
making various staggered pinstripes align and lock into place. 
Sections of the wall bordered by the aligned pinstripes then extrude 
outwards to form a shallow tunnel with an accordion-like structure. 
As the wall shifts, SCP-1674-2 gradually widens from 5 mm to 2 m, 
thereby making SCP-1674-3 physically accessible. If the human 
subject steps through, the process will reverse until SCP-1674 is in 
its original state again, and the door is able to be opened. 
Transportation is thus one way only. The process is noiseless. 


SCP-1674-3 is an extradimensional region that resembles a rocky 
taiga or steppe. There is an abundance of native vegetation, some 
of which is edible; no wildlife has yet been observed besides a 
single specimen of Lithobates sylvaticus (wood frog). The sky is 
perpetually overcast; the clouds occasionally take on violet hues 
towards dusk. SCP-1674-3 is highly irradiated for unknown reasons. 
Staying for an extended duration will cause focused mutagenic 
effects in non-native organisms. The mutations are typically 
concentrated in the eyes, skin, and the lining of the gastrointestinal 


tract; ultimately inducing their development into a substance 
chemically and physically identical to SCP-1674-1. Test subjects 
sent into SCP-1674-3 have reported seeing older settlements 
(presumably built by people who entered long before SCP-1674 was 
contained), many of which still contain bodies that display the 
mutagenic effects. 


SCP-1674-2 reportedly exits into SCP-1674-3 from the face of a 
large mottled rock erupting from the ground. Beside the exit, there is 
an etching in the rock face in early modern Dutch. A translation 
follows. 


May God rest he who finds these words 


My chamber has worked too well. | have worked too poor. Had | not 
the dream of perfect realism, | would have seen there is no way hon 
flawed. The sky is sick and it tans my hide and burns my throat. | wc 
foreign berries and garnishes. And a pinprick in this boulder robs me 
would give my fortunes to traverse the other way. What would have 


| should have built a mechanism to invert the projection. | should ha’ 
from this side. | should have made a way to invert the projection. | sI 


(message cuts off, then resumes several lines lower) 
There is no use for pretense now. | still have this chisel. Soon | will F 


Master Constructor, The Doubtful 
Year of Our Lord 1610 


A body to which the signed name can be attributed has not yet been 
located within SCP-1674-3. 


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SCP-1675: Goose Terminator 


Item #: SCP-1675 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1675 is stored ina 
reinforced containment cell at Site-15. SCP-1675 is to be given 1 
liter of 1OW-30 motor oil every 90 days but otherwise does not 
require fuel or maintenance of any kind. 


Experimentation with SCP-1675 may only be performed with prior 
written permission from at least two Level 3 Senior Researchers. 
Experimentation involving use of live ammunition requires additional 
permission from one Level 4 Site Director and prior notification of 
Site-15 security staff; such experimentation must also be performed 
in a separate armored testing chamber.