SCP-1506-1 is the designation for anomalous colonies of at least 
approximately 900 spiders of mixed species. By application of 
multiple varieties of spider silk, SCP-1506-1 is able to build a 
complex web-structure less dense than air in which the spiders may 
live. SCP-1506-1 exhibits remarkable behaviour, as individual 
spiders are rarely seen working in co-operation and never in cross- 
species co-operation. SCP-1506-1 also shows changes in predation 
behaviour, web tension strength and web adhesion. SCP-1506-1 
has been found at altitudes of up to 18 km. In order to change 
altitude, the volume of SCP-1506-1 is increased or decreased, 
suggesting the web structure is being consistently maintained. 


When SCP-1506-1 descends below 500m, it is to be assumed that 


the colony will soon begin predation behaviour. Thus far it is 
unknown how spiders are able to detect their prey at this height. 
SCP-1506-1's preferred method of predation is to spin a web to the 
ground from altitude. Any animalia touching the spider web will 
instantly adhere and be unable to remove the web. Only live animal 
matter exhibits this effect. When enough food has been caught 
SCP-1506-1 will reel in the web at km/h. When SCP-1506-1 has 
fully reeled in its prey, the web structure will engulf the animal. 
Consumption of prey takes place over days, dependent on both the 
size of the prey and the colony. Humans take approximately 5 days 
for an average-sized colony to digest. The largest single prey animal 
recorded has been an elk, taking 11 days to digest. Waste is 
allowed to fall freely, leaving a desiccated husk that will often shatter 
on impact. 


SCP-1506-1 was first identified as SCP-1506 before the realisation 
of multiple instances. SCP-1506-1 was first brought to the 
Foundation's attention on / /20 when a viral video thought to 
originate in Chile showed a man walking through the streets of 
[REDACTED] at 0247 local time according to the time stamps. For 2 
minutes he is tracked by 8 security cameras, the footage of which 
has been seamlessly edited together, until he suddenly stops 
walking whilst looking very startled. The subject of the video begins 
brushing at his arms and face before vanishing. High-speed analysis 
shows that he has been dragged vertically out of frame. The poor 
resolution of security footage has made it impossible to determine 
the actual speed, but km/h is within estimations. The footage has 
been doctored to remove the 3 frames and has been publicly 
revealed to be part of the viral campaign for energy drink. 


SCP-1506-1-14 is a colony captured on / /20 . Cameras placed on 
prey animals have shown the internal structure to be incredibly 
complex. The colony is divided into living chambers and buoyancy 
chambers with no genus of spider noticeably more active in web 
maintenance. Every foreign spider introduced to the colony has 
been accepted without incident. Introducing new spider species to 
SCP-1506-1-14 is now banned; 200 different spiders from around 
the world have been introduced to the colony and it is believed there 
is no more data to be gained from this research. SCP-1506-1-14 is 
being studied to determine longevity of the colony. So far the colony 


remains healthy in a simulated high-altitude environment, feeding 
when necessary. 


Using remote cameras to explore the structure has proven a failure, 
as all attempts have had the drone immobilised by web and 
excreted in the usual manner. Spider-mounted cameras have failed 
in a similar manner. The only successful method to obtain internal 
visuals is through prey mounted camera which allows only for 
stationary video feeds. Tests indicate a normal oxygen level and 
atmospheric pressure within living chambers. 


Little headway has been made as to the mode of transmission of 
SCP-1506, but the most favoured theory is communication of 
learned behaviour. Investigation is ongoing into how the spiders 
communicate. Research on Mallos gregalis and other social spiders 
has been promising but so far no headway has been made. So far 
SCP-1506-1 has appeared on all continents except Antarctica and 
shows no preference for member spider species, either solitary or 
social. 


Addendum: 

Event 1501 Alpha: 

The following is a transcription from recovery agent in field audio on 
/ 120 


Agent R.: | think it's trying to pretend it's a weather 
balloon, but weather balloons don't float this low. Great, 
we found the killer low-flying weather balloon. | guess we 
could pop it? 

Agent F.: They're called special containment 
procedures... 

Both agents: Not special destruction procedures. 
Agent R.: It would save time though... I'm going in fora 
closer look. 

Agent F.: Stay sharp. 

3:42 minutes of radio silence as Agent R. approaches 
location 

Agent R.: I've got visual on the binoculars. | can see it 
pulsing, it looks like it's made of fabric? 

Agent F.: What do you think, giant butterfly net? Lasso? 
Agent R.: | don't think we're bringing this one in 


ourselves. We're going to need nerds. Urgh. 

Agent F.: Hey don't be like that, they're why we have 
jobs. 

Agent R.: Not them. | stepped in a spiderwe... 

Agent R.'s radio device transmits a 16 second scream, 
followed by heavy breathing and sobbing 

Agent R.: [unintelligible]... oh god they're crawling on 
me, | can't move...[unintelligible].... it's so hot oh god.... 
[unintelligible] 

Agent R. was in radio contact for a further 18 hours and 
7 minutes. During this time Agent R. was unable to 
provide more useful information on the nature of 
SCP-1506 


Event 1506-Sigma: On / /20 , SCP-1506-1-9 collided with 
commercial flight [REDACTED]. SCP-1506-1-9 had been under 
special observation due to its significant volume. It has been 
theorised that SCP-1506-1-9 contained over million individual 
spiders. On impact with flight [REDACTED] SCP-1506-1-9 was 
observed to burst. The web structure was observed to cling for to 
the plane for 40 seconds before being pulled into a damaged seam 
between fuselage panels. The black box flight recorder indicates the 
spiders entered the flight cabin causing significant damage to the 
aircraft's electronics, including radio equipment. The flight continued 
for another 78 minutes before crashing. The following is an excerpt 
from the recording: 


Pilot: What the fuck was that?!? 

Co-Pilot: Shit, | don't know. Give me the fucking mic. 
This is B your co-pilot for today, we do apologise for 
the turbulence back there. We do our best to make your 
flight as smooth as possible but the occasional hiccup 
will happen. We thank you for your understanding and 
remember to keep flying with Airlines. Okay J 
what in the fuck happened? 

Pilot: | thought it was a cloud, alright?! 

Co-Pilot: Clouds don't fucking make a bang when you 
hit them! I'm meant to be on break, seriously J, what is 
wrong with you? 

Pilot: Don't tell me you thought it was anything other 


3 


than cloud cover! You were looking! 

Co-Pilot | was meant to take a nap in half an hour and 
now my heart's racing. Thanks for that. 

Pilot: Well piss off then! 

Metallic banging can be heard, assumed to be flight 
attendant L at the cockpit door. 

Co-Pilot: | just want a nap! Jesus, what did | do? What is 
itL ? Use the phone! 

Banging continues. 

Pilot: I'll have a look. OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!! 
Co-Pilot: What? 

Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday! This is flight 
[REDACTED] in immediate distress. Require urgent 
assistance on spider infestation. Over. 

Co-Pilot: What the fuck? Can they get through the door? 
This is insane! 

Pilot: This is flight [REDACTED], our flight cabin has 
been compromised by spiders and they're fucking 
everywhere, somebody fucking come in over. Pan-Pan! 
Mayday! Anyone! 

Transcription skips 60 minutes. For full audio file, see: 
1506-1-9-BB.mp3 

Pilot: Ailerons, okay. Rudder, okay. Elevators, okay. 
Co-pilot: Radio, fucked. Well at least we're not 
deadstick. 

30 seconds of silence. 

Pilot: We agreed this is what we have to do. 

Co-Pilot: | don't wanttodieJ . 

Pilot: Neitherdo|B  . Neither did L 

Co-Pliot: If we're doing this it has to be now. We're 
getting too close to 

Pilot: | hope it's fast. 

Co-pilot: We'll be the first to hit, the plane is behind us. 
It's a rock and a hard place. You sure it'll burn? 

Pilot: I've set all the fuel safety options off. | hope so. 
Co-Pilot: Sand for miles. Do it. 

Recording continues in silence for 4 minutes until impact 


Flight [REDACTED] was over an uninhabited area for the crash, 
preventing further casualties. It is believed that the resulting 


explosion and dispersal of the spiders that made up SCP-1506-1-9 
is responsible for the increased generation rate of SCP-1506-1. 


« SCP-1505 | SCP-1506 | SCP-1507 » 


SCP-1507: Pink Flamingos 


Item #: SCP-1507 
Object Class: Safe Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1507 is to be contained in 
wilderness observation cell-1b with standard security procedures. 
Instances of SCP-1507 are tolerant of human activity, and are fond 
of playing with staff Staff members should not be allowed to access 
SCP-1507 without being accompanied by security. Any staff 
members entering the enclosure must wear protective clothing 
covering the head and body. Access is only permitted to inspect the 
cage and for research purposes. If SCP-1507 appears to be 
vocalizing more frequently than is considered normal, the on-site 
sound-dampening speakers must be activated until the vocalizations 
cease. 


Description: SCP-1507 is a set of 15 26 pink plastic lawn flamingos 
made in Coral Springs, FL. Instances of SCP-1507 have the same 
behavior patterns as a normal specimen of Phoenicopterus ruber, 
but do not require feeding. Instances of SCP-1507 are vulnerable to 
the same forces as ordinary plastic would be vulnerable to, such as 
heat and pressure. Testing has shown they do not possess any 
complex intelligence. 


Instances of SCP-1507 are universally hostile towards humans, and 
have been known to attack personnel who enter the enclosure by 
dropping down on them, using their metal stands to create scratch 
wounds and puncture wounds in their victim's face and eyes. 
SCP-1507 will frequently appear docile until it attacks, leading to 
several cases of severe injury among research staff. 


SCP-1507 was discovered on 09/18/1991, in Jacksonville, Florida. 
They first came to the Foundation's attention when the Foundation 
followed up on a 911 call in which the caller claimed to have been 
attacked by several lawn flamingos. When the house the call 


originated from was investigated, Foundation operatives found a 
man dead from puncture wounds, with 15 instances of SCP-1507 
living in the house. All members of SCP-1507 were contained at the 
scene, without incident. Since its containment, no major incidents 
have occurred, and as such it has been classified as Safe. 
Amended, see Incident 1507-A and -B 


Addendum: Incidents involving SCP-1507. 
Incident 1507-A 


SCP involved: SCP-1507 

Location: Wilderness observation cell-1b 

Description: On 04/12/2011, Researcher Boyd was 
playing with SCP-1507-8 during his break. During this 
time, SCP-1507-8 playfully attempted to take food from 
him. Taking this as an aggressive action, Boyd knocked 
SCP-1507-8 to the floor, cracking the plastic shell of the 
creature. After the incident, all instances of SCP-1507 
have become highly aggressive towards staff members. 
Containment procedures have been slated for revision, 
and in the meantime all staff members must exercise 
caution when going into SCP-1507's enclosure. 


Incident 1507-B 


SCP involved: SCP-1507 

Location: Wilderness Observation Cell-1b 

Description: On 05/06/2011 SCP-1507 began to 
vocalize more frequently. In addition, these vocalizations 
were unique when compared to any previously cataloged 
calls. Approximately 45 hours after the new calls were 
first observed, 11 new instances of SCP-1507 (hereafter 
referred to as SCP-1507 16-26) arrived at the site and 
breached the containment of all SCP-1507 instances. 
They proceeded to attack site personnel, with previously 
unseen levels of aggressive actions and behavior. 


During the breach they were hostile towards staff members, 
wounding 11 and causing 4 fatalities before being re-contained. 
Realizing that other instances of SCP-1507 have been found to exist 


outside of Foundation containment, as well as being able to call to 
more, the wilderness observation cell was upgraded with 
soundproofing equipment. SCP-1507 was then upgraded to Euclid 
status. 


Addendum 2: It is currently hypothesized that SCP-243, or a similar 
anomaly, may be a possible origin for SCP-1507. It is currently 
unknown why SCP-1507 has yet to deanimate, or if it will deanimate 
in accordance to SCP-243's behavior in the future. Investigation is 
ongoing. 


« SCP-1506 | SCP-1507 | SCP-1508 » 


SCP-1508: Mikey's Chore 


Item #: SCP-1508 
Object Class: Safe Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1508 is to be held within a 
containment chamber, located in Site-77. It is to be restrained 
within the chamber, and observed on a constant basis. In the event 
that SCP-1508 assists with the maintenance of the containment 
chamber, or attempts to interfere with maintenance personnel, it is 
to be moved temporarily to another room. 


Description: SCP-1508 is a humanoid entity composed of 
cardboard, paper, and plastic. SCP-1508 is fully autonomous, and 
moves with a humanoid gait. The words "Dr. Wondertainment©2003" 
have been printed on the back of SCP-1508's body in black ink. 
During initial containment, documentation believed to correspond 
with SCP-1508 was found: 


HEY KIDS! 


Does doing chores turn into a total drag? 


Is Mom yelling at you to pick your room up so much that 
you called her a hag? 


Well, my friends, now comes a new friend from 
DOCTOR WONDERTAINMENT2, creator of General 
Beep and ROBO-DUDE! His name is Mikey, the Chore 
Buddy®! He can do anything Mom and Dad want, so you 
can get back to having fun with your friends! 


And while you're out there, check out the new 2003 
WONDER-TASTIC CATA-TAINMENT-LOGUE®! 
Featuring our brand new toys, it's the best way to use up 


the free time you get from chores! 


Batteries not included. If your Mikey, the Chore Buddy® begins to act 
out, refuse to work, writing funny things, or just plain gets a bad 
attitude, send him back to us for a refurbishment! Just pay shipping 
and handling. 


When unrestrained, SCP-1508 will attempt to assist the nearest 
human subject with any chores or menial activities being performed. 
SCP-1508 appears to prefer working with younger subjects, 
although it does not work with them exclusively. Due to the 
composition of its body and the limited range of movements that it 
can perform, SCP-1508 may spend up to three days attempting to 
perform the same task. Although SCP-1508 does not appear to 
require any form of nourishment, analysis of its movements during 
this period indicate that it can still experience symptoms of 
exhaustion, dehydration, and movements consistent with human 
subjects who have broken limbs or pulled muscles. 


If the subject is performing a menial non-physical activity, i.e 
homework, SCP-1508 may sit with them, drawing or writing with 
crayon. Art and writings produced by SCP-1508 are usually crude 
and simplistic. When writing, SCP-1508 may suddenly seize and be 
unable to move, lasting for a period of three days. Analysis has 
shown that directly before these incidents, SCP-1508's writing had 
become dramatically more clear and drawings more recognizable, 
although no significant communications have been recorded. 


Examples of writing created by SCP-1508 
| just wa 
Im veryti 
Curlingaroundith 
Doctor sto