On //2027, Foundation scientific assets stationed on Mare Imbrium 
detected an anomalous dense mass within the Moon's interior. 
Subsequent studies via. gravimetric and tomographic sensors 
mapped an incomplete tetrahedral mass embedded 5 km deep in 
the Lunar crust.2 The object's size appears to have been similar to 
that of SCP-2705, although it has been severely deformed and 
disrupted, its interior breached and filled with Lunar crustal material. 
Radiometric dating of the surface rock, and the undisturbed nature 
of the infilling Lunar material, has led Foundation analysts to believe 
that the anomaly suffered the observed damage sometime before 
the Moon's surface had fully solidified in the Pre-Nectarian epoch.3 


Footnotes 
1. Longest measured interval: 14 years 24 days; shortest measured 


interval: 2 years 170 days 
2.0" "S, 0° "BE. 
3. ~4.5 billion years ago [formation] - 3.8 billion years ago 


« SCP-2704 | SCP-2705 | SCP-2706 » 


SCP-2706: Resurrection Forest 


Item #: SCP-2706 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: The area of SCP-2706 is to be 
fenced off with at least two patrols guarding the perimeter at all 
times. Should an instance of SCP-2706-2 be located, it is to be 
retrieved and released into its natural habitat. MTF A-6 (Elmer 
Fudds) are to be equipped with standard tranquilizer firearms when 
searching for an instance of SCP-2706-2. 


If any instance of SCP-2706-2 becomes hostile and detrimental to 
the survival of MTF A-6, then the mobile task force has full 
authorization to utilize any firepower available within Area-37 
armory. Should an instance of SCP-2706-2 be too dangerous for 
normal engagement parameters then Procedure 442 Kito-Fas is to 
be enacted. 


Description: SCP-2706 is a white oak (Quercus alba) forest located 
thirty-six kilometers east of Clarksburg, West Virginia. The trees 
located within SCP-2706 (known as SCP-2706-1 instances) are 
unusually sturdy (with the density of an individual instance 
measuring 44.32 g/cms). All SCP-2706-1 instances have between 
3-10 abnormal growths (similar in appearance to burls) attached to 
their trunk. 


Periodically these abnormal growths will produce an organism of the 
animalia kingdom (referred to as SCP-2706-2 instances) through a 
process that is not fully understood. SCP-2706-2 instances are 
produced at different stages of development and are anatomically 
normal. All attempts to remove an SCP-2706-2 instance from an 
instance of SCP-2706-1 have resulted in the death of the organism. 


SCP-2706 was first recovered when the corpse of a bottle-nose 
dolphin (Tursiops truncatus) was found in the area. Local authorities 


immediately terminated. If exposure of SCP-310 to Class D 
personnel is part of test procedure, it is recommended that the test 
subject is restrained prior to exposure to prevent further accidental 
contact. 


The research chamber is to remain sealed until all objects exposed 
to SCP-310 are fully consumed. Therefore it is recommended to limit 
size of test subjects to prevent lengthy lockdowns of research 
chamber. 


Description: SCP-310 is a 157 mm tall white candle, composed of 
apparently standard tallow. SCP-310 is an unmarked 33 mm 
diameter cylinder with tapered tip, out of which emerges 7 mm of 
wick. When not immersed in an oxygen-free medium, the wick 
produces a steady 24 mm tall flame. This flame can be extinguished 
through most conventional means: removal of oxygen, immersion in 
non-flammable fluid, application of sudden intense airflow. However, 
on the removal of the inhibiting factor, the flame immediately 
reappears, behaving much like a standard "trick candle". 


Only a small amount of tallow is liquefied at the base of the wick, 
and is not consumed by the flame. Even during the longest duration 
removed from containment ( daysfrom -- to -- asaresult 
of the events of [DATA EXPUNGED)), at no time during those 
weeks was the tallow level nor the overall height of SCP-310 
observed to decrease. 


Other than its interaction with the flame of SCP-310, the tallow itself 
is not unusual in any respect. (Tallow removed from SCP-310 is 
designated SCP-310-01 and is classified Safe.) It is easily cut and 
as malleable as would be expected. It also melts and burns as 
normal when exposed to ordinary flame. Any tallow removed from 
SCP-310 is slowly replaced by unknown means. If SCP-310 is cut 
short, tallow will grow from the lit section until the original 157 mm 
height and unblemished appearance is restored. In one experiment, 
SCP-310 was placed in a heat chamber, melting the entire volume 
of tallow so only the wick remained. The flame remained lit even 
without fuel and gradually exuded tallow until its original state was 
restored. 


Any flammable or semi-flammable substance which comes into 


subsequently discovered a number of non-native animals in the 
area, including a pair of cheetahs, a kangaroo, six penguins, an 
anaconda, and two rhinoceros. All animals recovered were re- 
released into their natural habitat. Assets embedded in local law 
enforcement notified the Foundation, which established Area-37 in 
order to contain further SCP-2706-2 instances. 


Login Credentials: 2706 Authorization Token Required 
Addendum 1 


On August 17, 1972 a human instance of 
SCP-2706-2 was produced and discovered by 
MTF A-6. SCP-2706-2 was naked, in the 
advanced stages of shock and was given 
medical treatment. SCP-2706-2 claimed to be 
Jeremy Monroe (a botany student) from 
Hillsdale, lowa. Government records indicate 
that SCP-2706-2 had previously died in an 
automobile accident on December 24, 1954. 


Login Credentials: Level 1 Clearance or higher required 
Incident Report 013 


During a patrol on May 8, 1983, a member of 
the species Mammuthus primigenius (Woolly 
Mammoth) was discovered attempting to 
escape SCP-2706 by MTF A-6. The Mobile 
Task Force quickly tranquilized the instance 
and called for air retrieval. SCP-2706-2 is 
currently within Foundation Reserve-32 where 
it is being studied. Anatomical examination 
between this SCP-2706-2 instance and 
records of SCP-2082 are currently underway. 


Follow up investigation has indicated that this 
instance emerged from a growth originally 

thought to be non-anomalous due to a lack of 
activity since the beginning of containment in 


1951. Several other growths in the same area 
are currently under observation for additional 
production events. 


This is the first SCP-2706-2 recorded that is 
not from the present day and the growth it 
appears to have originated from appears too 
small to accommodate it. | want MTF 
Lambda-6 to be equipped to deal with any 
creature of any size inside SCP-2706. 

~ Dr. Acker 


Login Credentials: Level 2 Clearance or higher required 
Incident Report 102 


Following incident 013, growths which were inactive for 
long periods of time were placed under continuous 
surveillance. On October 30, 2014, 3 of these growths 
produced instances of SCP-2706-2 that appeared and 
acted in a manner consistent with the currently contained 
instance of SCP-682. MTF A-6 called in airborne support 
to locate these SCP-2706-2 instances. Following several 
failed attempts at containment, MTF enacted Procedure 
442 Kito-Fas. 


Members of MTF A-6 utilized vehicles to lure 2 of the 3 
SCP-2706-2 instances into a designated kill zone 
manned by MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down). MTF Nu-7 
was able to terminate both instances by utilizing Mark 77 
incendiary bombs. 


MTF A-6 ground forces encircled the third SCP-2706-2 
instance inside SCP-2706. MTF Nu-7 provided close air 
support during this engagement. Both forces engaged 
the instance in a firefight which, after 2 hours and 12 
minutes, was deemed successful in neutralizing it. 


SCP-2706 suffered immense damage to its southern 
section, with multiple trees completely uprooted and a 
large loss of immature SCP-2706-2 instances. It is 


estimated that 15% of SCP-2706 is no longer viable for 
producing SCP-2706-2 instances. 


Login Credentials: Level 3 Clearance or higher required 
Addendum 2 


Observations of extant SCP-2706-1 instances 
have shown that the length of inactivity 
observed in a growth is at least tangentially 
related to the danger posed by the produced 
SCP-2706-2 instance. 


Though at least 6 growths have been inactive 
for more than a decade, following incident 102, 
only one growth remains that has been 
inactive since before initial containment. 
Attempts to examine the interior of this growth 
through non-invasive means have been 
thwarted by the unusually high levels of 
radiation emanating from within it. 


The viability of termination attempts relating to 
the immature SCP-2706-2 instance contained 
in this growth are under discussion. Please 
see Dr. Jeremy Monroe for more details. 


« SCP-2705 | SCP-2706 | SCP-2707 » 


SCP-2707: The Ratatoskr Lineage 


Item #: SCP-2707 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2707 is contained in a 
cage of approximately 200 cm in height and 80 cm in length and 
width. The cage is decorated from a variety of tree branches from its 
native habitat in South Asia as well as various rocks and 
recreational equipment. Its water dispenser and food dish are to be 
changed daily. The containment is to be cleaned once a week. 


Agents and Researchers passing its containment area are allowed 
to speak to it in order to help socialize it. SCP-2707 is to have 
weekly meetings with the on-site psychologist to record and 
maintain its socialization progress. SCP-2707 is also to be examined 
by the on-site veterinarian bi-annually. Physical contact with 
SCP-2707 is prohibited. No text messages, calls, letters or similar 
messages may be written within 5 meters of SCP-2707. 


SCP-2707 is known to repeat any words it has been provided 
frequently, presumably in an attempt to send messages. These are 
to go ignored. 


Description: SCP-2707 is a male specimen of Callosciurus 
prevosti (Prevost's squirrel or Asian tricolored squirrel) that is 
capable of speaking fluent Malay and disjointed English. It has 
expressed intelligence equivalent to a human in early childhood. 


SCP-2707 is capable of transmitting thoughts or messages through 
physical contact. However, it can only transmit thoughts from other 
individuals who touch it or messages that have occurred within 5 
meters of it. A message in this case is defined as a series of words 
that have been written by one individual with the purpose of being 
received by another individual at some later point in time. 


It is currently undergoing socialization with humans in order to 
reduce its stress levels from lack of socialization with other squirrels. 


Interview 2707-01 


Date: August 18, 2014 

Interviewer: On-site Psychologist Doctor Megat 
Interviewee: SCP-2707 

Notes: The interview is conducted entirely in Malay. 


[BEGIN LOG] 
Dr. Megat: Hello. What name would you prefer? 


SCP-2707: Anything is okay. A name that sounds 
impressive is good too. | want to be like my grandfather 
of many generations ago. 


Dr. Megat: Could you tell me more about your 
grandfather of many generations ago? 


SCP-2707: He was a strong and beautiful squirrel. He 
climbed a great tree and passed messages between 
very important people. | am his child and | will bear the 
same title someday. 


Dr. Megat: Does everyone in your family do what you 
do? 


SCP-2707: No, only those who can perform the holy 
message passing can use the title. | can do it so | will 
have the title too. It is scary but | am proud. 


Dr. Megat: What is the title? 


SCP-2707: Rata tos ker. (Note: This was not translated 
from Malay.) One who climbs the great tree. 


Dr. Megat: What if the great tree is not there anymore? 


SCP-2707: | don't understand. | can perform the act. So 
the tree must be there. 


Dr. Megat: Can you tell me where the tree is? 


SCP-2707: No. But | know it is there. Otherwise why was 
| born? 


Dr. Megat: Would you like to ask me anything before | 
finish? 


SCP-2707: [excitedly] Can | go home? Can you find the 
tree for me? | want to go to the tree. | want to make my 
mother happy | was born. 


Dr. Megat: | can't let you go home right now. | will ask 
my friends to help me find the tree. Be patient please. 


SCP-2707: [quieter] Okay. 
[END LOG] 
« SCP-2706 | SCP-2707 | SCP-2708 » 


“Baby's First Guide to Euclid-Class Anomalies" & 
Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the 
Hard Drive of Dr. : My Memetic Waifu 


Foreword: /f you've reached this page, it'd better be 
because | personally handed you the access code for it 
on a piece of paper. | don't care how entertaining last 
December's enigma may appear to be; its content and 
implications are a serious breach of security, information, 
privacy, and everything in between those, not to mention 
that its existence is a telltale sign of a massive employee 
conduct violation. 


-Dr. John Blanchard, current assistant director of 
information security and director of the Site-81 
Cognitohazards & Infohazards Department, 
14:30 11/14/16 


The following image was found saved on a portable hard drive 
belonging to Dr. , a level 3 humanoid containment specialist 
transferred from Site-11 to Site-19 on 08/08/ who is currently being 
held for questioning in Site-81 indefinitely. The aforementioned hard 
drive has since been confiscated by security personnel (12/ /15) 
and was delivered to the Site Director's office in order to be 
searched for any additional information constituting a breach of 
sensitive material pertaining to objects Dr. 's clearance level 
and project assignments do not involve. 


It appears that, following the December incident, there was a 
previously unnoticed additional document of similar subject matter 
created by Dr. ; however, all files save for the title page! are 
corrupted beyond readability, and are unable to display. 


The following file appears to have been anomalously affected in one 
or more ways over the course of its existence on the hard drive. 
Discretion is advised when viewing this document, and it is 


recommended that the viewer be at least of level 3 clearance and 
have certification from one or more Foundation-administered 
cognitohazard exposure preparation course before proceeding. 


+ show recovered file (Class | visual cognitohazard warning) 


Do not view the following image for more than 10 
seconds. If any changes in the image's layout are 
observed, immediately alert the Site-81 
Cognitohazards & Infohazards Department. 


Research into what may have affected the above document is 
ongoing. Do not proceed beyond this point if you do not have level 
3/2708 clearance and direct written permission from Dr. Blanchard 
of the Site-81 Cognitohazards & Infohazards Department. 


+ access SCP-2708 file: input clearance credentials 
Item #: SCP-2708 
Object Class: Euclid (pending reclassification to Keter) 


Special Containment Procedures: As knowledge of the 
existence of SCP-2708 more than triples the likelihood of 
being affected by the anomaly, this document should be 
embedded in an inconspicuous alternate document to 
avoid unintentional viewing. Personnel viewing this 
document should do so only if instructed, and should be 
inoculated against visual cognitohazards. Textual 
descriptions of SCP-2708 or SCP-2708-A should not be 
observed for more than 90 seconds at a time. 


Due to the fact that full containment of SCP-2708 is 
conceptually impossible, containment efforts should be 
directed toward information suppression and, when 
necessary, immediate amnesticization of those affected. 
Mobile Task Force Lambda-12 ("Kinkshamers") are 
tasked with tracking and neutralization of both 
speculated and confirmed SCP-2708 manifestations. If 
the image referred to as Figure A (see addendum) is