Dr. : "Do you have any outstanding orders?" 
SCP-2099-A: "Not at the moment, no, but there's always 
new business just around the corner. People need things 
built. Sound guns, hypnosis lenses, rocket skis. Night 
vision goggles that work even when there's no light 
whatsoever. A little pedestrian, but it pays the bills. 
Haven't heard much lately, but I'm sure they'll be in touch 
soon." 


Interview Log SCP-2099-A-19 

Dr. : "Are you aware of your current condition?" 
SCP-2099-A: "What, brilliant? Handsome? Brain in a 
jar? Hadn't escaped my notice." 

Dr. : "How are you still alive?" 

SCP-2099-A: "Good diet and exercise. Healthy living. 
Oh, and the electrolytes. It's in my notes somewhere, the 
whole process. Never will look at mashed potatoes the 
same way, I'll tell you that." 

Dr. :"Do any of your family or friends know about 
your condition?" 

SCP-2099-A: "No, not really. Family was never close, 
and most of my friends are online these days. On the 
internet, nobody knows you're a brain in a jar. Or a cat, 
or whatever. You've heard the joke, I'm sure." 

Dr. : "How did it happen?" 

SCP-2099-A: "You know, I'm not entirely sure anymore. | 
don't think | was dying or anything. No, my body's still 
perfectly viable, if | could remember where | put it all. 


Can't remember why | did it, or quite when. I'm sure it 
seemed like a good idea at the time. Usually does. 
Somehow didn't work out quite how | thought, | don't 
think. Or maybe it did. Anyway, | get by." 


Notes samples 


went via WB MkIl to consult with HGW on temp. wobble. 
suggested talk to EB for flux correction. 


RT 304 failure due to insufficient cavorite. formula needs 
work. 


MK and LS say SF may know. glorious V skink protocol 
in effect on sixth day 


cascade failure in nuke gen. nearly destroyed facility. 
also, self, much of NA. check notes twice. 


i am jack's lack of osha compliance 


how long have been brain in jar? must investigate. later, 
busy now. 


EHP28C sent payment for project 20083, despite 
dissatisfaction. no hard feelings. 


snails will not undergo c. fusion, despite best efforts. 
poss. weaponized? 


SF closing, sending backups to station V2 before 
wetware checked. 


i see secret agent people 


Addendum 2099-1: Since recovery, a number of SCP-2099-B 
objects have been discovered in the hands of others. Whether these 
are objects previously made and sold by SCP-2099-A, or if there is 
another source, has not been established to any degree of certainty. 


Addendum 2099-2: SCP-2099-A has at times made references to 
locations where it has operated or used as trading points when 


being discovered dead on the dance floor at the reception. 
SCP-235-3 was found following reports of a "time traveling tune", at 
the time in the hands of several college students (who were 
administered Class B amnestics and released). SCP-235-4 was 
discovered first hand by Foundation agents investigating ; 
believed to be a member of [REDACTED]. Agents discovered him 
dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. On his desk was 
SCP-235-4, with a note reading, "This one has served us well but is 
nearly full. You Know what to do." 


Addendum 235-001: An additional anomalous property was 
discovered while Dr. was attempting to discern the properties of 
SCP-235's effect. Dr. ordered a D-class under the influence of 
SCP-235 shot and killed from a distance. While this in and of itself 
produced little useful data, it was noted on the next play-through that 
the record skipped in a location where it had previously played 
smoothly. Further testing confirmed that each time an individual dies 
while affected by SCP-235, the instance that produced the effect is 
damaged slightly, producing another section of the song that is likely 
to skip. Multiple deaths during a single skip appear to correlate with 
the new skip being longer in duration, but a consistent pattern has 
not emerged. 


« SCP-234 | SCP-235 | SCP-236 » 


dealing in examples of SCP-2099-B. See SCP-2099 Recovery Logs 
for further information. 


Addendum 2099-4: SCP-2099-A made a reference to the 
Shenzhou 9 mission in 2012. When asked how it learned of this, it 
revealed an active internet connection via "V-Wave Universal 
Ansible." When asked where the device was located, it could only 
remember that it was somewhere on the shelves, and suggested it 
be found by Valdez Wave detection. To date, the device still has not 
been found. Analysis of internet accounts now known to be 
associated with SCP-2099-A have shown no revelation of protected 
information. However, recovery and dismantling of this device is to 
be considered a priority objective for staff assigned to SCP-2099. 


Addendum 2099-5: While SCP-2099-A's "ansible" remains hidden, 
it can be disrupted via bursts of microwave radiation. However, this 
also renders SCP-2099-A incapable of speech, and may interfere 
with its life support. Given that it is currently the only method of 
recovering SCP-2099-B instances outside of Foundation control, this 
will only be used in emergency situations. 


+ SCP-2099 Recovery Logs 


Location: Former home previously owned by 
SCP-2099-A according to tax records. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: "Oh, that old 
place. Yes, very nice neighborhood, but the HOA had 
ridiculous rules about spaceships. And they didn't allow 
me to have any dinosaurs. What kind of totalitarian 
wasteland doesn't allow dinosaurs? Especially robot 
ones. But the park was nice. | used to feed pigeons. | 
think | may have left some things there, up in the attic 
crawlspace. Might still be there." 

Recovery: While the current owners were on vacation in 
Hawaii, recovery agents searched the home, eventually 
finding an old notebook covered in scribbles of rocket 
ships and space aliens. 

Response: "Oh, my drawings! | used to scribble those 
down in school. Drove my teachers crazy, but what could 
they say? Straight A student. Got my report cards 
somewhere. On the shelves, most likely. I'll check my 


notes." 


Location: Alley in Boston, Massachusetts. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: "I certainly 
hope MA got her package. | left it in the usual place right 
when it was done, but | never heard back from her. 
Maybe you gentlemen could take a look, since I'm short 
a couple of legs at the moment." 

Recovery: The field team went to the location described, 
though it was assessed that they would be unlikely to 
find anything after the intervening time. However, shortly 
after beginning their search, they were attacked by a Cl 
field team, which had apparently set up a watch for 
future drop-offs in the location. The Cl team was 
apparently not expecting armed resistance, and 
Foundation casualties were kept to a minimum. Several 
enemy combatants were detained, and two weaponized 
anomalies secured. 

Response: "Those people, eh? I've had some run-ins 
with them before. Nasty customers. Sold them one or 
two things, and then they tried to get all my toys without 
paying for them. Didn't know they were watching Boston. 
Well, I'm glad you dealt with them. Hopefully they didn't 
give MA any trouble." 


Location: Soup kitchen in Seattle, Washington, where 
reports of unusually sized foodstuffs had been reported. 
Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: None. 
Recovery: The field team secured the location, finding a 
large booth labeled "V-Ray Enlarger," which employees 
had been using to increase portions of food handed out 
to the local homeless. Interviewed employees stated it 
had been brought in by operatives of the Manna 
Charitable Foundation two weeks earlier. 

Response: "Oh, the enlarger. | think | remember that 
one. Did | sell it to them? Well, | must have. They 
probably just got around to using it now. | haven't had 
much business with them in a while." 


Location: Former missile silo in southern Idaho. 


Records indicate that it was never sold by the US 
government. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: "Oh, | spent 
some time in the midwest. | was... is there a classier 
word than squatting? One moment. Ah, here we go. 
Habitating in one of those old missile silos. They weren't 
using it, so | just moved in, turned on the lights. More of 
a summer home than anything. | don't think | took the 
trash out before | left. Would you gents be so kind?" 
Recovery: The field team found the silo sealed with 
several combination locks, which were opened with 
codes provided by SCP-2099-A. Inside were three 
dessicated human bodies, a taxidermied Mammut 
americanum, and a gorilla in some form of suspended 
animation. DNA testing showed that the human bodies 
all belonged to SCP-2099-A. A partial address and key 
were found at the bottom of a desk drawer. 

Response: "Oh, well, | was going through a cloning 
phase. Too much Jurassic Park, not enough meeting 
girls. Though the mosquito trick doesn't work. If you get 
anything, you just get mosquitoes." Notably, address and 
key were not brought to SCP-2099-A's attention. 


Location: Warehouse in Puebla, Mexico, having been 
traced to a dark-net site titled V2 Enterprises. Several 
products were determined to have anomalous properties, 
similar to instances of SCP-2099-B. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: None. 
Recovery: Workers in the warehouse were in the 
process of moving all inventory through a device that 
was apparently capable of teleportation or disintegration. 
Teleportation assessed to be more likely, based on the 
willingness of the workers to pass through it rather than 
face capture. Device self-destructed before a thorough 
analysis could be made. Several apparent instances of 
SCP-2099-B were still found in the warehouse. A 
brochure bearing the likeness of a Hispanic man ina 
labcoat promised "invenciones futuristas increibles del 
Profesor V." Other locations traced to V2 Enterprises 
were found empty. 


Response: "Have | been to Mexico recently? Let me 
see, let me see, no, not since my grandmother died. 
Clearly, we're dealing with an imposter. Deal only with 
the original Professor V, accept no imitations or 
substitutions." 


Location: Junkyard in Boise, Idaho. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: "| did visit 
one of my customers once. In lowa, | think. Wait, let me 
check my notes. | tell a lie, it was actually Idaho. | always 
get them confused. Would you like to meet her? I'm sure 
she'd be glad of the company." 

Recovery: The field team entered after hours, eventually 
finding a structure built under a pile of old automobiles. 
Inside was an apparent residence which did not appear 
to have been disturbed for some time. Books of star 
charts, astronomy texts, and several works known to 
have been linked to the Serpent's Hand were found 
inside. Also inside was an example of SCP-2099-B, 
labeled Valdeport XT. It was not functional at the time of 
recovery. 

Response: "Not there anymore? Well, hopefully she got 
where she was going. Or somewhere, anyway. We all 
want to be somewhere, don't we? | know | do." 


Location: Office in a business park in London. 
Fourteenth attempted match on partial address found in 
third location. 

Prompting Statement from SCP-2099-A: None. 
Recovery: The field team found a surgery suite, unused 
since at least the late eighties. Several files were found 
describing medical experiments carried out. Two of the 
final entries describe the autopsies of a pair of American 
transfer students with the initials JV, both of whose 
descriptions match Jeremy Valdez. All files and reports 
are signed EM. 

Response: "Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. | mean, I'm not 
exactly myself anymore, but I'm hardly dead. I'm sure I'd 
know it if | were. I'd have made a note." 


- Scavenger Hunt 


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Articles 2100-2199 


SCP-2100: Tripwire 


Item #: SCP-2100 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Site was built above 
SCP-2100, and is located in Antarctica at the Earth's Southern Pole. 
SCP-2100 is publicly concealed as the IceCube Neutrino 
Observatory; a cover-up organization has been established through 
the University of Wisconsin-Madison. 


Addendum-2100-1: Foundation cover-up of Event 2100-Omega is 
ongoing. Efforts are underway to retroactively alter astronomical 
maps, to administer appropriate amnesiacs as necessary, and to 
monitor and subdue the publishing of any material regarding the 
effects of Event 2100-Omega. 


Site is to remain operational indefinitely with standard 
maintenance and guard staff to maintain the integrity and secrecy of 
SCP-2100 components. 


Description: SCP-2100 is a large subterranean complex, believed 
extraterrestrial in origin. SCP-2100 extends approximately 7,390m 
below ground with 2,718 levels, and has an approximate floor area 
of 738,905,600 sq meters. Geological analysis of the surrounding 
rock indicates that SCP-2100 was constructed 1.253 billion years 
ago (+ 0.002 BY) in its current position. Small-scale fissures indicate 
that the Antarctic Tectonic plate has been partially fractured as a 
result of sliding around SCP-2100. 


Research in 196 confirmed that SCP-2100 perpetually broadcasts a 
dense stream of neutrinos toward the center of the Earth, which is 
then redirected at Earth's core through unknown means. Regardless 
of Earth's relative position and orientation, this beam maintains 
focus toward a fixed coordinate point located within the Center 
Bulge of the Milky Way Galaxy. 


SCP-2100 has been fully mapped, with three primary features 
designated SCP-2100-1 through -3. 2100-1 is an area comprising 
parts of floors 25 through 29 and contains a concentration of display 
readouts and input controls. Conduits throughout the entire complex 
join at junction relays and all eventually terminate at 2100-1, 
indicating that it is the control center for the entire complex. Displays 
in 2100-1 are alert and active, and appear to perpetually display real 
time information using a combination of graphics and an 
undecipherable alien language. This information is largely 
meaningless without knowledge of the systems or the language. An 
attempt is underway to interact with 2100-1 in an effort to learn 
more. (See Document 2100-114) Displays in 2100-1 are dead and 
unresponsive. 


2100-2 is an area comprising parts of the lowest 271 levels, and is 

the source of the neutrino transmission beam. It is believed to hold 

an immense focusing mechanism which directs neutrinos produced 
by 2100-3 into a beam 271 m in diameter, with an average neutrino 
density of 27 quadrillion neutrinos per sq cm. 


2100-3 is a perfectly spherical section comprising the central 
sections of levels 1223-1495. There are several hundred shuttered 
transparent viewing apertures located along the equatorial belt of 
2100-3. When unshuttered, these apertures allow limited filtered 
wavelengths of visible light to pass through. Visual indications show 
that 2100-3 houses what appears to be a miniature neutron star, 
designated 2100-4. 2100-4 is an estimated 400 m in diameter with a 
rotational period of 0.5 ms. Gravimetric and electromagnetic 
readings do not pick up any usual activity near the vicinity of 2100-4; 
either 2100-4 does not produce gravitational and electromagnetic 
fields, or 2100-3 effectively blocks them. 


In addition to the primary faculties, SCP-2100 also houses a small 
section believed to be abandoned alien living quarters, several large 
cavernous rooms of unknown purpose, and approximately 2.71 
billion meters of conduit connecting 2100-1, 2100-2, and 2100-3. 


Document 2100-114: Partial transcript of Video Log 2100- 
Epsilon 


Foreword: On 10/07/196 , after years of studying the alien 
language, the control displays, and conduit maps, the first attempt 
was made to interact with SCP-2100-1 control consoles. 54 
researchers are present, as well as Site Lead Researcher Dr.