¢ The renting tenant making rude comments about the 
SCP-3338 instance or attempting to use SCP-3338 as a 
decoration or piece of furniture. 

¢ The renting tenant failing to set aside a designated place for 
the SCP-3338 instance to occupy comfortably.§ 

¢ The instance of SCP-3338 having resided in a living space for 
over one year. 

¢ The renting tenant failing to speak to the SCP-3338 instance 
for over a week. 

¢ The renting tenant forgetting about the SCP-3338 instance’s 
existence due to application of amnestics. 

* Cameras of any type (hidden, cell phone, handheld) filming an 
SCP-3338 instance at rest for longer than 15 minutes.” 

¢ The application of tracking devices to an SCP-3338 instance. 


Addendum 3338-1: On - - , Agent Shizuka Kato was able to 
trigger an SCP-3338 manifestation following a routine check-up 
appointment with an SCP-3338 tenant. During the check-up, Agent 
Kato had expressed an interest in finding a co-occupant for her 


current apartment, emphasizing the comfortable furniture and the 
proximity to a neighboring building that housed a jazz club. Upon 
Agent Kato returning to her apartment, she noticed that an 
SCP-3338 instance had manifested on a side table close to the 
door. Discussion is underway to allow Kato to occupy the apartment 
for longer than the agreed contract time, to better research the 
instance of SCP-3338. See Addendum 3338-2. 


Addendum 3338-2: As of - - , roughly 37 weeks following the 
initial manifestation of an SCP-3338 instance in Agent Kato's 
apartment, a small "mini"8 Otamatone instrument of the same color 
manifested next to the existing SCP-3338 instance. After reporting 
the incident, Agent Kato prepared a resting spot for the new smaller 
SCP-3338 instance (tentatively designated SCP-3338-1) using a set 
of towels. Upon returning home the next day, she discovered the 
two Otamatone sitting side by side, with a messily-scrawled note in 


the SCP-3338-1 instance's mouth reading, "BIS ~eHITHBUME 
5"9 


Personnel assigned to the SCP-3338 project are currently deciding 
how best to proceed. 


Footnotes 

1. Music note-shaped handheld electronic musical synthesizer toys, 
developed in Japan by the CUBE toy company and the Maywa 
Denki design firm. Otamatone instruments are played by controlling 
the pitch of the sound with one hand on the stem, and squeezing the 
head of the instrument with the other hand to produce a “wah” effect. 
2. SCP-3338 manifestation seems to occur independently of any 
roommate-seeking advertisements. 

3. "Otamaton wa anata no rumumeéto ni naritai desu", translated 
"Otamatone wants to be your roommate~". 

4. According to interview testimony, these lost objects will be found 
in the Otamatone’s mouth upon the tenant's returning to the living 
space after having left the building. The likelihood of finding a lost 
object allegedly increases if the Otamatone is spoken to about the 
missing article. 

5. All attempts to track SCP-3338 following demanifestation have 
failed. 

6. Based on observed cases, leaving SCP-3338 on the ground, ina 


bathroom, or near trash receptacles has resulted in demanifestation. 
7. Video footage of a human playing an SCP-3338 instance seems 
to be an exception to this. 

8. A smaller version of the standard Otamatone, which plays preset 
songs rather than individual notes. 

9. "Oba-chan wa arigato", translated "Thank you auntie". 


« SCP-3337 | SCP-3338 | SCP-3339 » 


SCP-3339: Randall the Clown's Wacky Broadway 
Theatre 


Item #: SCP-3339 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3339 is to be blocked by 
all backbone internet service providers. Level 2/3339 clearance is 
required to access SCP-3339. Should unauthorized civilian access 
to SCP-3339 occur, MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") is to be 
deployed to the site of access to administer Class-A amnestics to all 
witnesses of SCP-3339-1 or SCP-3339-2. 


SCP-3339-2 is to be entered once every Saturday, at 1900 hours 
UTC by a trained researcher. The researcher is to record the 
performance, as well as the number of civilians within SCP-3339-2 
(see Addendum for more details). 


Containment Update: Following the change in SCP-3339's 
anomalous properties after Incident 3339-A, no further personnel 
are to be deployed into SCP-3339-2. Primary containment 
procedures are to remain in place. 


Description: SCP-3339 is a website accessible through the domain 
'randall- _.net.' When loaded onto an internet browser!, SCP-3339 
will display the following contents with an elaborately designed 
purple and green background: 


Randall the Clown's Wacky 
Broadway Theatre! 


Brought to you by The Happiness Factory™ 


Hey kids! Have you ever wanted to go to the movies, but 
your parents wouldn't let ya? Don't worry, Randall the 
Clown's got your back! Every Saturday at 7:00 PM2, 


come on down to Randall's Wacky Broadway Theatre 
and see some sights that'll make you want to throw your 
eyes out, since nothing else will be worth seeing! 


COME ON DOWN! 


If the "COME ON DOWN" button is pressed on a Saturday between 
1845 and 1910 hours UTC, SCP-3339-1 will manifest in the 
subject's computer. However, if the button is pressed outside of this 
time frame, no further anomalous effects occur. 


SCP-3339-1 is a ticket labelled "RANDALL THE CLOWN'S 
THEATRE — GOOD FOR ONE SHOWING." SCP-3339-1 will be 
dispensed from an opening on the computer used to activate 
SCP-33393, with no apparent source. SCP-3339-1's anomalous 
properties will manifest if a subject holds SCP-3339-1 and exits the 
room that they are currently inside, or enters an interior space if they 
are outside. In this case, the subject is transported to SCP-3339-2. 
Affected subjects also report that all exits appear to be entrances to 
SCP-3339-2. SCP-3339-1's anomalous properties will cease after 
1910 hours UTC. 


SCP-3339-2 is a theatre theorized to exist in an extradimensional 
location, similar to SCP-1763. SCP-3339-2 consists of an array of 
seats facing a large stage. SCP-3339-2 is constructed entirely out of 
wood, and decorated in a fashion similar to modern theatres. Once a 
subject enters SCP-3339-2, a pamphlet will materialize in the 
subject's hand describing the performance they are about to see. 


After 1910 hours UTC, the lights inside of SCP-3339-2 will dim, and 
a deep voice will announce the title of the performance. A cast and 
crew made up of humanoids (designated SCP-3339-3) will show a 
performance of varying genre and quality (see Addendum). Some 
performances have utilized anomalous phenomena. An invisible, 
impenetrable barrier in front of the audience section of SCP-3339-2 
prevents interaction with SCP-3339-3. 


SCP-3339 was the designation originally given to the phenomenon 
causing the temporary disappearance of children between the ages 
of 5 and 14. It was not until 2014 that SCP-3339 was identified 
following an interview with an affected child. 


SCP-432 Expedition 2 


SCP-432 Expedition 2 
Date: - - 
Expedition supervisor: Dr TS 


Subject is D-6411, female, 32, average physique. Subject's 
background shows an incident of attempted murder. Subject is 
equipped with standard mission equipment pack and sent into 
SCP-432. Camera is activated and subject enters SCP-432. The 
door is held open by a 3kg weight placed inside the doorway, with 
technicians on hand to remove the weight and close the door if 
required. 


Camera activates, showing subject is in a long corridor constructed 
from the same corroded metal as the exterior of SCP-432. Light 
from the open door behind the subject, coupled with the illumination 
provided by the bulbs located at irregular intervals on the walls of 
the structure, lights the tunnel for approximately 20 meters. More 
lights are visible further down the tunnel, but are very dim. Control 
requests subject turn on her torch and move into the structure, 
subject complies. 


The passage continues for approximately 100 meters from the 
entrance until it ends in a t-junction leading left and right. Subject 
asks Control which way to go and is told to go right. D-6411 marks 
the route back to the exit with marker chalk and proceeds down the 
tunnel for 50 meters until a cross-roads is reached. Control informs 
subject to take the left-hand branch and subject marks the tunnel 
wall and enters the indicated passageway, which is followed for 47 
meters until another cross-roads is reached. Control notes 
interference to both the video and audio feeds has begun to appear, 
but is currently negligible. 


Subject pauses to drink from one of her bottles of water and marks 


Researcher Note: The Description section of this file 
describes SCP-3339 and all related anomalies prior to 
Incident 3339-A. Many aspects of SCP-3339 have 
changed since. See Addendum 02 for further 
information regarding Incident 3339-A. 


- Researcher Calvin 
Addendum: Testing Log 
+ Show Testing Log 


Agent Note: For the sake of proper formatting, 
please use the following format to describe 
incursions into SCP-3339-2: 


Researcher: [Name of the 
researcher who entered SCP-3339-2] 


Performance Title: [Title of the 
performance] 


Performance Description: 
[Description of the performance] 


Time Elapsed: [Time elapsed during 
performance] 


Civilian Description: [Description 
and number of civilians in the 
audience] 
Notes: [Any additional notes] 

- Agent Gilbert 

Researcher: Dr. 


Performance Title: "Space Wars!" 


Performance Description: A conflict stated to 
have happened on a starship. Two characters, 


General Nicholas and King Henry, are 
discussing trading disputes. This dispute ends 
in a firefight between the two parties, with 
General Nicholas as the victor. General 
Nicholas then boards his personal starship and 
flies away. 


Time Elapsed: 16 minutes 


Civilian Description: At least 100 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 5 and 
ee 


Notes: This performance was realistic. Actual 
laser weapons were used, and details such as 
blood, the starry background and the 
spaceship General Nicholas flew at the end 
were almost indistinguishable from reality. 


Researcher: Dr. 
Performance Title: "Pillowboy" 


Performance Description: A 10 year old boy 
named Katurian is exposed to radiation from 
the sun and becomes Pillowboy, made up 
entirely of pillows. Pillowboy travels back in 
time and gives candy to children who are 
depressed, making them happy. Eventually, 
Pillowboy becomes sad, and a future version 
of Pillowboy gives Pillowboy candy. 


Time Elapsed: 15 minutes 

Civilian Description: At least 100 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 5 and 
LES 


Notes: Lightning effects from Pillowboy's "time 
traveling" were indistinguishable from reality. 


Researcher: Dr. 


Performance Title: "John and Juliet" 


Performance Description: The performance 
is stated to have taken place in medieval 
times. For the first ten minutes of the play, a 
boy named John confesses his love to a girl 
named Juliet. After John's confession, Juliet 
says "yes" and hugs John before the 
performance ends. 


Time Elapsed: 11 minutes 


Civilian Description: At least 75 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 5 and 
12. 


Notes: The castle was designed to appear to 
be a medieval siege castle, though many other 
details were concealed from the audience. 


Researcher: Researcher Calvin 
Performance Title: "Frank's Day Off" 


Performance Description: A 7-year old boy 
named "Frank" skips school. Frank spends the 
day playing with his various toys and engaging 
in hijinks. The performance ends with his 
mother catching him and getting grounded. 


Time Elapsed: 18 minutes 


Civilian Description: At least 100 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 5 and 
12 


Notes: This performance was on par with 
modern theatre standards, but was noticeably 
less realistic than previous performances. 


Researcher: Dr. 


Performance Title: "Futureinator" 


Performance Description: A cyborg from the 
future comes in order to kidnap Frank, a 12- 
year old boy in San Diego. Another cyborg, the 
"Futureinator" also comes from the future to 
thwart the other cyborg's plans. 


Time Elapsed: 20 minutes 


Civilian Description: At least 50 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 5 and 
12, 


Notes: This performance was of noticeably 
lower quality than the other performances. 
Both "cyborgs" were simply standard humans 
with face paint, and Frank was obviously an 
adult. Most notably, the car chase scene 
consists of Frank and the Futureinator inside 
of a car while the crew carries clouds to create 
the illusion of movement. 


Researcher: Junior Researcher 
Performance Title: "Finding Fish" 


Performance Description: A fish named Bob 
loses his son, Fish, to a strong current. Bob 
spends the entirety of the performance 
searching for Fish, eventually finding him 
under a rock. 


Time Elapsed: 15 minutes 


Civilian Description: At least 20 children of 
varying ethnicities between the ages of 9 and 
12. 


Notes: All props were made up of painted 
cardboard, and all characters were humans 
wearing suits that resembled fish. 


Researcher: Researcher 
Performance Title: "The Flimsons" 


Performance Description: This performance 
focuses on "The Flimsons," a family living in 
Pringfield, New York. The primary conflict of 
this performance is the father of the family 
attempting to change the channel. 


Time Elapsed: 10 minutes 


Civilian Description: Nine children, aged 10 
years old. 


Notes: Aside from the noticeable drop in prop 
quality, the general writing quality of this 
performance declined as well. In addition to 
this, sound equipment within SCP-3339-2 
failed on multiple occasions. 


Researcher: Researcher Calvin 
Performance Title: "An Office" 


Performance Description: A man wearing a 
business suit types at a computer in a cubicle 
for the duration of the performance. 


Time Elapsed: 15 minutes 


Civilian Description: None. Researcher 
Calvin was the only member of the audience. 


Notes: The only props used in this 
performance were the cubicle, the computer, 
and the chair the man sat in. No audio 
equipment whatsoever was used. 


Researcher: Researcher Calvin 


Performance Title: N/A 


Performance Description: N/A 
Time Elapsed: 3 minutes 
Civilian Description: None. 
Notes: See Addendum 02. 
Addendum 02: Incident 3339-A 
+ Show Interview Log 

Interviewed: Pol-3339-A 
Interviewer: Researcher Calvin 


Foreword: On / /2015, no performance 
within SCP-3339-2 took place. Instead, an 
obese man wearing clown makeup 
(designated Pol-3339-A) came onto stage and 
addressed Researcher Calvin directly. The 
dialogue of this exchange is recorded below: 


<Begin Log, hours> 


Pol-3339-A: Excuse me? Dude in the lab 
coat? 


Researcher Calvin: Are you referring to me? 


Pol-3339-A: Yeah. Do you mind if | ask youa 
few questions? 


Researcher Calvin: Not at all. 
Pol-3339-A: Thanks. 
Pol-3339-A sits down in a chair on the stage. 


Pol-3339-A: Can you tell me where it all went 
wrong? 


Researcher Calvin: |'m sorry, what? 


Pol-3339-A: This place used to attract kids by 
the hundreds. Every time | performed, | could 
count on an entire crowd cheering on my 
handiwork here, appreciating the show. Now, 
well, you're the only one here. At first, | just 
thought the kids these days were out of touch, 
you know? Then | realized that it might be | 
that's out of touch. 


Pol-3339-A sighs. 


Pol-3339-A: | decided to take a look at some 
of my old performances. | have 'em all 
recorded, you know? Space Wars, Leg of the 
Tiger, all that. I'm just... amazed by them. The 
special effects, the narrative, just... the whole 
deal. Can't believe | wrote 'em. Now, | can't 
even write a half-decent line of dialogue to 
save my life. What happened to me? 


Pol-3339-A remains silent for 33 seconds.