Dr. Iles: Ah, alright. But Cooper, | want to know- 


SCP-3293: Do you know Mr. Guy? If he give it back | will 
you a cookie when | get it back. Mr. Guy can have one 
too. 


Dr. Iles: Right, but how did you make the cookie-bringer, 
Cooper? 


SCP-3293: Huh? 


Dr. Iles: Well, you know that you can't just make a 


cookie out of socks and a la— 


SCP-3293: No, it was a cookie- finder, and then | plugged 
it into the thing-bringer. 


Dr. Illes: But, it didn't even have a power source, buddy. 


SCP-3293: Oh yeah, | forgot to add the batteries! Just 
add batteries and then it will be uh, a, uh, hmm. | think a 
cookie-bringer, but more cookies? 


[END LOG] 
Addendum 3293.3: Containment Breaches 


On several different occasions, SCP-3293 was able to breach 
containment, either by creating a device to teleport out of Site-81, or 
by creating a device to brute-force through security measures 
installed at the site. These devices included an "invisibility hat", a 
"shrink-gun", a "warp blanket", and a "tunnel shoe", among others. 
However, after each breach of containment SCP-3293 would 
attempt to return to the home of its parents, Dave and Kathy Wells. 


The Ethics Committee initially approved of the proposal of Dr. Iles to 
recruit Mr. and Mrs. Wells as E-Class personnel, in order to facilitate 
with containment, with the Wells' under the impression that 
SCP-3293 is currently quarantined for a rare disease. Initially this 
lead to a total cessation of containment breach attempts in the first 
three months of recruitment. 


However, on 2/14/18, the E-Class personnel convinced SCP-3293 
to attempt to breach containment, citing paranoia and boredom in 
post-breach interrogations as reasons for this attempt. The Ethics 
Committee overruled the proposal to immediately execute the E- 
Class personnel and instead opted to amnesticize Mr. and Mrs. 
Wells? and relocate them with false identities and memories. 


While this lead to higher breach attempts, SCP-3293 still followed 
the initial breach pattern to attempt to return to the Wells household. 
Because of this pattern of behavior, SCP-3293 was usually easily 
sedated and re-contained. Eventually SCP-3293 began creating 


multiple brief references to a distant, skeptical colleague named 
Friedrich into autobiographical fragments of chapters 2 to 8 of book. 
The inserts were in German, roughly consistent with the original 
style but containing a number of grammar and stylistic mistakes. 
Upon returning to the journal, SCP-423 remarked "whew, that was 
hard!" 


Notes: | am not sure what is more significant here: that 423 appears 
to possess a native tongue or that it was apparently able to obtain 
fairly good knowledge of German from the contents of a single book, 
even as long as this one. We should look deeper into its possible 
application to translating hitherto-undecipherable scripts — Dr 
Despair 


Date: / / 
Test Material: Odyssey, by Homer (English Braille edition) 


Results: No change. SCP-423 left the book after 5 minutes, saying 
"interesting but | think I'll leave this one for when I'm really bored". 


Date: / / 
Test Material: A hardcopy of this experiment log 


Results: ldentical, except for the insertion of the words "ruggedly 
handsome" in several sections of the log. 


Date: / / 
Test Material: The Kugelmass Episode, by Woody Allen, a story 
about a man who is able to travel into fiction. 


Results: Testing forbidden by O5- . 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-826, using SCP-423 communication journal as 
a "book". 


Results: Testing forbidden by O5- . 


devices that allowed him to locate and travel anomalously to his 
parents, though they did not recognize him and usually immediately 
alerted Foundation personnel embedded in the local police. 


After several attempts that resulted in his being turned over to the 
authorities by the amnesticized Mr. and Mrs. Wells, SCP-3293's 
emotional state began to severely deteriorate. This was exacerbated 
by extended containment, specifically after protocols restricting its 
access to any objects it could use to create anomalous technology 
with. Eventually, SCP-3293 grew withdrawn and hostile towards 
Foundation staff, and had to be sedated for feedings and sleep, 
among others. 


Dr. Ostermann 


As previous containment breach indicates, SCP-3293 
poses significant risks to personnel involved in its 
containment. It has proven incapable of adjusting to its 
environment and will now attack any personnel who 
enter its chamber with makeshift weapons. 


Until such that that SCP-3293 can be transported to a 
high-security Keter-class containment ward, | propose to 
amend the current Special Containment Procedures, 
both to minimize the risk of containment breaches, as 
well as maintain a steady mental state through constant 
sedation without neutralizing the subject: 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3293 is to be 
contained within a soundproof, modified humanoid 
containment cell at Site-81. The cell must be devoid of 
any objects, including living accommodations and all 
forms of entertainment. SCP-3293 is not to be provided 
any clothing or other personal items, and must be 
restrained. 


Thrice daily, SCP-3293 is to be given appropriate food 
rations fed via feeding tube while sedated. Individuals 
entering SCP-3293's containment cell and administering 
this sedation must do so quickly, to avoid any contact 
between SCP-3293 and any equipment used to sedate 


SCP-32935. All individuals entering and leaving the 
containment unit must ascertain the location of all 
equipment to prevent material being left for SCP-3293 to 
manipulate. 


Addendum 3293.4: Neutralization 


On the 17th of June, 2018, during a routine check-up, SCP-3293 hid 
behind the door of its containment cell as personnel entered to 
sedate it, and attacked the staff members. Using a ring of keys 
taken from one of the personnel members, SCP-3293 quickly 
created a makeshift taser and knocked out both staff members. Ina 
disoriented and distressed panic, SCP-3293 attempted to quickly 
create a device allowing it to escape containment. Audio equipment 
within the containment cell recorded SCP-3293 repeating the words 
"go home" while it worked. 


However, whether by design or on accident, the resulting device 
began to hum excessively and glow brightly, resulting in a significant 
structural change in SCP-3293. The entity's limbs began to increase 
rapidly in length, breaking in several places as its features became 
severely distorted. Its skin began to slough off in several large 
sections, and its eyes began to bulge considerably and fill with 
blood. Its jaw sagged considerably and it seemed no longer capable 
of closing its mouth, its words becoming unintelligible noises. This 
entity was accosted by the now-conscious members of the 
containment staff, wno managed to back the clearly panicked entity 
into a corner. Before additional containment personnel could enter 
the chamber, the device SCP-3293 had created exploded violently, 
killing SCP-3293 and both members of staff attending to it. 


The bodies of the two containment personnel were interred per 
Foundation protocol, while the corpse of the SCP-3293 entity was 
incinerated after dissection’. 


Afterwards, SCP-3293 was reclassified as neutralized. 
Addendum 3293.5: Collected Anomalous Devices 


Classificatiol Description Purpose Location of 
iD Recovery 


3293-A-1 


3293-A-4 


3293-A-6 


3293-A-9 


3293-A-14 


3293-A-21 


Easy Bake OvenA "toaster" 


attached to 
crude thorium 
reactor, 
constructed 
primarily out of 


empty tin cans, a 
flashlight, and an 


otherwise non- 
functioning 


laptop computér. 


A plastic "bendy 
straw" taped to 
an empty 
matchbox. 

A pair of cottor 
socks wrapped 
around a 
standard issue 
bedside lamp. 
Three steel 
bedsprings tied 
together with 
shoelaces, 


affixed to a towel 


and worn on the 
head. 
Standard issue 
slip-on sandals 
attached to the 
end of a mop 
handle. End of 
the sandal is 
razor sharp. 

A plastic spoon 
tied toa 
Styrofoam cup. 


Site of initial 
created to containment 
manifest snacks 


for SCP-3293. 


Acts like a Site of initial 
handheld cellularcontainment 
phone. 


Materializes Containment 
cookies. Cell 
Teleporting Containment 
device. Cell 

A shoveling Containment 
device, Cell 
seemingly 

capable of 


digging through 
any substance. 


Similar to 3293- Containment 
A-4, but can only Cell 

make calls to 

SCP-3293's site 

of initial 

containmenté. 


3293-A-22 Unknown Artifact seems to Containment 
destroyed neutralize the | Cell 
object9. effects of 

amnestics on 

human subjects. 

Becomes inert 

roughly five 

hours after 

neutralization of 

SCP-329310. 
Footnotes 
1. Additionally, SCP-3293 appeared to be limited by size of the 
object as well. That is to say, while SCP-3293 could anomalously 
influence a cup or an article of clothing, it could not do the same to a 
room or a building. 
2. The device, which agents collected for study during initial 
containment of SCP-3293, appeared to be a thorium reactor 
attached to a toy oven, which SCP-3293 referred to as its "toaster". 
The origin of the thorium is unknown, and the reactor seemed to be 
fashioned out of a red coffee mug and aluminum foil. The device 
was capable of manifesting an assortment of foodstuffs at will, but 
was noted for having been primarily used to create macaroni and 
cheese. 
3. "Remote control" 
4. SCP-3293 and Dr. Iles refer to a device SCP-3293 has previously 
constructed out of a pair of socks and a desk lamp, which allowed it 
to materialize a chocolate chip cookie when activated. 
5. Attempts to do the same with SCP-3293 have been unsuccessful. 
6. Preliminary tests of this protocol have proved efficient, however, 
should SCP-3293 become capable of interacting with personnel 
before being sedated, secondary protocols utilizing unclothed 
personnel for restraint are to be enacted. 
7. The interior structure of SCP-3293 was genetically identical to 
SCP-3293 prior to the incident, and while all major organs and 
musculoskeletal structures were intact, all showed signs of 
significant deterioration and distortion. 
8. Due to possibility of breach of sensitive information, safeguards 
established to block calls coming from 3293-A-21 at the home. 
9. Object was destroyed during explosion that killed SCP-3293, 
though its anomalous effects persisted for a short period of time 


after neutralization. 
10. Why this device initially activated in the way that it did, and why 
it created the biological change in SCP-3293, is currently unknown. 


SCP-3294: A Severe Case of Soulnesia 


Item #: SCP- 
Alternate Designation: Non-Standard Designation "TYRFING" 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: A physical manuscript 
containing “TYRFING’” infectious information must be kept at all 
times. This manuscript is to be used solely to create a digital file that 
can be duplicated if all other sources of “TYRFING?” infection are 
lost. 


A digital file containing “TYRFING’” infectious material must be kept 
on an otherwise empty portable storage device, access to which 
must be restricted to personnel assigned to “TYRFING”. At no point 
should the original file be opened and viewed; testing subjects 
should be exposed to copies of the file during testing only. 


Communication with “+TYRFING” subjects must be conducted 
exclusively via a specialised messaging program developed to 
automatically censor “TYRFING’” infectious information. Personnel 
attempting to circumvent this must be severely reprimanded. 


To minimise disruption during reassignment post-“TYRFING” 
infection, personnel assigned to “TYRFING” are not authorised to 
know its numerical designation and must refer to the anomaly by its 
alternate designation instead. 


Description: Non-Standard Designation "TYRFING" is an 
infoallergenic! information-based concept. "TYRFING" is not 
restricted to any specific medium — any method of surveying or 
storing information is capable of surveying or storing "TYRFING". 
Individuals or documents that contain explicit information of 
"TYRFING" are infected by the anomaly, and are henceforth 
referred to as "+TYRFING".2 


Sapient "+TYRFING" hosts are compelled to compare "TYRFING" to 
other concepts they are aware of; these comparisons can be 
arbitrary and nonsensical, but all relate or compare the two concepts 
in some manner. Testing has shown that while in its initial infection 
phase, "TYRFING" exhibits potent mnestic properties, enabling 
"+TYRFING" hosts to recall all details of "TYRFING" and all 
comparisons or relations made with other concepts — no amnestic 
treatment utilised by the Foundation has impeded this property. 
Hosts show signs of an anomalous compulsion to spread 
"TYRFING", frequently attempting to survey information to 
individuals they believe are unaffected. 


When a sapient "+TYRFING" host believes they have infected 
another individual with "TYRFING", the anomaly will enter its second 
phase. The success of this attempt is irrelevant; if the host believes 
they have exposed another individual to "TYRFING", the secondary 
properties will initiate. During this secondary phase "TYRFING", and 
all concepts the host (who is designated "-TYRFING" from then on) 
related to it, will exhibit antimemetic properties for the host alone — 
they will be unable to recall any information relating to the concept/s. 
As with the memetic properties of "TYRFING", no mnestic treatment 
developed thus far by the Foundation has impeded this property. 


"-TYRFING" individuals also experience permanent perceptual 
alterations that prevent them from perceiving any information that 
directly or indirectly exposes them to lost concepts; subjects show 
no response to visual, auditory or tactile mediums used to transfer 
such information.3 


The effects of "TYRFING" are not limited to biological or even 
animate hosts; dummy AIC programs have shown susceptibility and 
similar antimemetic impediment to biological "-TYRFING" 
individuals. 


Inanimate mediums of information storage suffer from approximate 
analogues of "TYRFING"'s antimemetic effect — when an individual 
is infected by "TYRFING" via one of these mediums, the relevant 
information in the medium immediately becomes illegible or 
unintelligible to all individuals (including those unaffected by 
"TYRFING") in the case of visual and auditory mediums, 
respectively; digital information will become irreparably corrupt, but 


will still occupy the same system space. Individuals unaffected by 
"TYRFING" attempting to read "-TYRFING" visual documents can 
acknowledge the presence of an inscription, but are unable to 
discern any meaning from it; similarly, they can also acknowledge 
recorded vocalisations, but cannot ascertain its content. 


“TYRFING’ was initially contained following an outbreak in Site 

The majority of staff positioned on-site began suffering from 
inabilities to perceive randomised objects or concepts; as the lost 
concepts varied from staff to staff, a cognitohazardous infection was 
identified and the site was locked down by personnel. First-response 
containment personnel were able to create a non-infectious 
document approximating the anomaly and isolate a “TYRFING” 
infectious document before succumbing to the anomaly’s secondary 
properties. 


Testing Log 
Subject Concept/s Additional Observed 
related to parameters/ detriments to 
“TYRFING” notes “TYRFING”- 
Negative 
subject 
D-2898 None. Test was used} Subject became 
as a baseline — unable to 
the subject perceive any 
spread information 
“TYRFING” pertaining to 
before relating |it “TYRFING”, and 
to any other showed no 
concepts. awareness of 
their infection. 
D-1667 Shoes. N/A Subject became 
unable to 


perceive shoes. 
No anomalous 
capability to 
observe feet 
through footwear 
was recorded; 
descriptions of