"Consistent containment procedures 
vessels greatly increase the warranty. Five 
by five by five (5x5x5) (five x five x 5) 
vessels subjects within. Other values are 
also what is secure." 


PROPOSAL: 


“Amend containment procedures for 
several high-risk anomalies to define 
precise requirements for cell dimensions. In 
three months, conduct a survey on these 
containment procedures to determine 
whether they have experienced any 
increase in efficacy." (05-03) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
05-03 05-01 05-13 
05-05 05-02 05-08 
05-06 05-04 
05-07 05-09 
05-10 O5-T1 
05-12 

STATUS 
APPROVED 
NOTES: 


The survey found both a significant 
decrease in the severity of all associated 
anomalies and the number of containment 
breaches initiated by them. These 
decreases were most notable in cases 
where the procedures defined cell 
dimensions as values divisible by five. 


713D27 


ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
SCP-1459's containment procedures. 


OUTPUT: 
"BAD BOY. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 


stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 
stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 
stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 
stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 
stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't 
stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 
Don't..." 

[REDACTED FOR LENGTH] 


PROPOSAL: 
"Continue to test SCP-1459 indefinitely.” 
(05-05) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
05-03 05-01 
05-04 05-02 
05-05 05-06 
05-07 05-08 
05-09 05-11 
05-10 
05-12 
05-13 

STATUS 

APPROVED 
NOTES: 
Testing on SCP-1459 is to continue 
indefinitely. 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 


PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 
LOCATION: Site-114 


All chambers under ground is to be flood 
with water over and over and over itself. 
This because that will contain the avians 
apes ovulation. They become good boys. 
Make them good boys immediately. 


NOTES: 

Approximately five hours after this bulletin 
was sent, an instance of SCP-3199 
breached containment. Personnel flooded 
Site-114's lower chambers with water; this 
led to the instance entering an inert state. 
SCP-3199's documentation has been 
updated to reflect this discovery. 


821095 


ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
SCP-2717's containment procedures. 


OUTPUT: 

“Two (2) specimens are to become the 
object. Both humans must be made of meat 
and bone prior to entering into the skin of 
the anomaly. They are not to come out 
leave them be." 


PROPOSAL: 

"Amend SCP-2717's containment 
procedures to ensure at least two of the 
attending D-Class cannot be retrieved after 
entering its bio-mass." (05-04) 


eu ee le 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
i 05-01 
05-13 


O95-US 
05-10 
O5-11 
STATUS 
DENIED 
NOTES: 


Approximately two months after rejecting 
this proposal, SCP-2717 underwent its first 
recorded ovulation event (resulting in a 
catastrophic loss of containment and 
human life). 


287J09 


ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
SCP-2717's containment procedures. 


OUTPUT: 

“Four (4) human persons are to enter the 
pig and will not be removed. No person is to 
be protected. The object is to be contained 
indefinitely. Do not retrieve them. Leave 
them sleep." 


PROPOSAL: 

"Amend SCP-2717's containment 
procedures to ensure at least four of the 
attending D-Class cannot be retrieved after 
entering its bio-mass." (05-04) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
05-01 


SIAITUS 
VETOED BY ETHICS COMMITTEE 


NOTES: 

Prior to amending the procedures, the 
Foundation Ethics Committee was alerted 
to the proposed revisions and called an 
emergency conference. The revisions were 
rejected. Approximately one month later, 
SCP-2717 underwent a second ovulation 
event (resulting in a catastrophic loss of 
containment and human life). 


475D47 


ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
SCP-2717's containment procedures. 


OUTPUT: 

"SIX (6) (Six) casualties are to be placed in 
the center of the object. This is not to be 
interfered with. Personnel are to remain in 
its pouch until they are indistinguishable 
from their surroundings. They are not to be 
removed. No more testing. Good boys not 
permitted to leave. Good boys stay." 


PROPOSAL: 

"Amend SCP-2717's containment 
procedures to ensure at least six of the 
attending D-Class cannot be retrieved after 
entering its bio-mass." (05-04) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
05-01 05-02 
05-03 05-05 
05-04 
05-06 
05-07 
05-08 
05-09 
O5-TU 
O5-T1 
05-12 
05-13 


APPROVED 


NOTES: 

After working with the Foundation Ethics 
Committee, a final draft of SCP-2717's 
containment procedures was approved. No 
additional ovulation events have occurred. 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 


PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 
LOCATION: Site-95 


NOTES: 
Formula modified to remove components 


verified as anomalous. 

Immediately after this bulletin was sent, all 
bears associated with SCP-2875 were noted 
to vanish; furthermore, it was later 
determined that equations containing 
elements of SCP-1313 no longer resolved to 
produce bears. 

Analysis of the above formula via 
paramathematic models theorize that it has 
neutralized both anomalies via dividing by 
the common factor (Ursus arctos horribilis, 
or mainland grizzly bear). Asa 
consequence, both SCP-2875 and SCP-1313 
are to be reclassified (pending review). 


174H62 


ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
None. 


OUTPUT: 

"Sites to eviscerate one (1) (one) male 
domestic cat from throat to its knees every 
(1) hours. They are placed on walls of one 
chamber on-site. Bodies to remain until 
there are no (zero) gaps, which point they 
can be removed from oldest to youngest 
only." 


PROPOSAL: 

The 05 Council was unable to infer a 
proposed action from this output on 
account of being unable to determine 
whether ‘oldest' referred to the feline's age 
or the time it had spent mounted on the 
wall. 


STATUS 
DENIED 


NOTES: 

Given the broadness of this proposal, no 
causal links to its rejection could be 
determined. 


635U01 
ERZATZ PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


INPUT: 
None. 


OUTPUT: 

“Ethical felines are to be detained and 
transferred for their condition. Leave their 
faces in containment chamber. Personnel 
are cautioned not to interact them." 


PROPOSAL: 
The 05 Council did not infer a proposed 
action from this output. 


SIATUS 
DENIED 


NOTES: 
No causal link to its rejection could be 
determined. 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 
PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 
LOCATION: Site-17 


SCP-533: Snake Necklace 


Item #: SCP-533 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-533 is to be kept around 
the neck of a display dummy in room 12B at the , , storage 
facility. 


The dummy itself needs no special properties, but it must be kept in 
a glass case with glass breakage sensors on each face. The case 
itself must rest on a scale. 


A computer is to monitor the breakage sensors and the scale at all 
times. If at any time the glass breaks or the weight of the case 
exceeds_ kg, then Procedure 533-001 must be executed 
immediately. 


Description: SCP-533 is a necklace, usually approximately 54 
centimeters in length and 3 cm in width. While the necklace has 
been under Foundation observation, the length has varied between 
51 cmand_ cm (during the [DATA EXPUNGED].) The mass of the 
necklace varies between 804 g and_ kg, but is typically close to 
1.9 kg. 


All metallic portions of the necklace have a dull gold finish and 
appear to be made of cheap metal. Permission for further testing of 
the metal fittings’ resistance to physical damage is pending 
approval, but existing test data shows that the fittings are more 
resilient than they appear. The clasp is of a standard barrel type. 
Attached to each side of the clasp is a round metal fitting. 


Most of the mass of the necklace is the body of a snake. The snake 
body is in constant motion, "emitting" from one of the round fittings 
and "sinking" into the other at approximately 1.2 cm/s. The rate of 
emission does not seem to vary as much as the length and mass. 


All ethical felines and their owners are to 
be immediately emulsified in a caustic 
solution. Members of the Ethics Committee 
are to be diluted with cats (five parts to 
every 1). Personnel who refuse to consume 
five (5) (five) cats per hour are to be 
removed from oldest to youngest only. 


NOTES: 

Five minutes after this bulletin was 
released, all contact with Site-17 was lost. 
Communications were established two 
hours later; on-site personnel report no 
knowledge of what occurred during this 
period. An investigation into this event is 
underway. 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 

“Conduct an investigation into whether or 
not the ERZATZ Type AK9 was involved in 
the recent loss of time at Site-17 along with 
the disappearance of several Ethics 
Committee officers stationed there." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA NAY ABSTAIN 
05-02 05-01 
05-03 05-13 
05-04 
05-05 
05-06 
05-07 
05-08 
05-09 
05-10 


05-11 
05-12 


APPROVED 


O05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 

“Deactivate the ERZATZ Type AK9 while 
conducting the investigation into Site-17's 
lost time and missing Ethics Committee 
officers." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA ABSTAIN 
05-02 05-03 05-01 
05-05 05-04 05-08 
05-06 05-07 05-13 


05-10 
O5-11 


STATUS 
DENIED 


NOTES: 

It was argued by several members of the 
O5 council that the ERZATZ Type AK9's 
efficacy at predicting both the emergence of 
anomalies and their containment breaches 
was too critical to deactivate the unit — 
particularly prior to seeing any evidence 
that the unit was malfunctioning. 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 
PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 
LOCATION: Site-97 


Room 34A contains bad boy. Divide it into 
three (3) sections of equal mass every hour. 
One (1) section is to be placed on walls of 
one (1) room on-site. Sections are to remain 
until there are no (zero) gaps, at which point 
they can be removed from oldest to 
youngest. 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 
"Deactivate the ERZATZ Type AK9 while 


conducting the investigation into Site-17's 
lost time, the missing Ethics Committee 
officers, and O5-02's disappearance." 
(05-05) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA 


APPROVED 


O05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 
"Cancel deactivation of ERZATZ Type 
AK9." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA 
05-02 
05-04 
05-06 
05-08 
05-09 
05-12 
05-13 


STATUS 
APPROVED 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 

"Divide bad boys laterally into five sections 
of equal mass (not length), with each part 
contained at a separate site (from oldest to 
youngest)." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


DENIED 


O05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 

"Remove O5-02's clearance access until 
his identity can be verified. Designate the 
ERZATZ Type AK9 as a possible anomaly; 
develop and initiate containment 
procedures against it immediately." (05-01) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


SIAIUS 
APPROVED 


NOTES: 

Despite the ongoing debate regarding 
whether or not the mere application of 
anomalous and/or thaumaturgical 
knowledge in of itself qualifies an entity as 
an anomaly, the ERZATZ Type AK9 was 
tentatively designated as SCP-048 (a Euclid- 
Class anomaly). This decision was made to 
facilitate the expedient drafting and 
enforcement of containment procedures 
against it. 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 
PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 


LOCATION: Site-18, Site-21, Site-88, Site-91, 
Site-105, Site-112 


NOTES: 
Formula modified to remove components 
verified as anomalous. Effect unknown. 


O05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 

"Empty all remaining ethical felines of 
contents and nail them to site entrances. 
Leave them up until they try to escape. 
Entrails may be retained for five (5) grieving 
and/or nutritional purposes." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


05-10 
05-11 
05-12 
05-13 


APPROVED 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 
PRIORITY LEVEL: ALPHA 
LOCATION: Site-5 


Attention all Site-5 personnel: SCP-048's 
class has been upgraded to Keter. It is to be 
decommissioned immediately. The use of 
demolitions and firearms is authorized. All 
further commands from the MAYDAY 
network are to be disregarded pending 
SCP-048's status as decommissioned. 


-O5 Council 


SITE-WIDE MAYDAY BULLETIN 
PRIORITY LEVEL: EPSILON 
LOCATION: Site-5 
There is no Site-5. 


-05-2 


ERZATZ ANNUAL ANOMALY PROJECTION 
REPORT 


CONTAINEL NEUTRALIZE UNCONTAINED 
53,542 1,001 103,613 


NOTES: 

Persons recently painted with green 
pigment foam must stand around all odd- 
numbered SCPs at least two hours a day. 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 
"Difficult personnel challengers are 
designated as ethical felines." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA 


APPROVED 


NOTES: 
Ethical felines are stored at Site-5. Faces 
stored separately. 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 
"There is no Site-5." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


YEA 
05-02 
05-04 
05-05 
05-10 
05-71 
05-12 
05-13 


STATUS 
APPROVED 


NOTES: 
Personnel are to be reminded that there is 
no Site-5. 


05 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY 


PROPOSAL: 
"05 Council are all good boys who will 
contain anomalies." (05-02) 


COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY: 


APPROVED 


NOTES: 
Good boys. 


ERZATZ ANNUAL ANOMALY PROJECTION 
REPORT 


CONTAINEL NEUTRALIZE UNCONTAINED 
53,267 1,352 103,537 


NOTES: 
SCP-106 is to come in physical contact 


with one mature female of asiatic gaze and 
then exposed to audio recordings of her 
favourite stories. At every two minutes of 
exposure, red cinnamon candies will begin 
manifesting within the containment zone. 
Continue to do this successively and the 
threat posed by SCP-106 will cease to be. 


ERZATZ ANNUAL ANOMALY PROJECTION 
REPORT 


CONTAINEL NEUTRALIZE UNCONTAINED 
38,046 42,206 77,904 


NOTES: 


The rate of absorption alters to accommodate changes in length. 
Since the Foundation acquired the necklace in 198 , an estimated 
12,000 km of snake body has appeared from one end of the 
necklace and disappeared into the other. 


The snake body can be easily damaged by conventional means, but 
any flesh or fluids removed from the body will be drawn towards the 
"sink" fitting and eventually reabsorbed. This physical attraction is 
similar to magnetism except it does not increase in inverse 
proportion to distance from the fitting. Samples permanently lose 
their attraction if they are moved more than —__cm from the necklace, 
and will not be reabsorbed even if brought into direct contact with 
the "sink". 


Coloration, markings, and texture of the snakeskin change over 
time. Herpetological analysis of the markings suggests that if the 
necklace were the body of a snake, the type of snake indicated 
would not remain the same. Various types of snake have been 
observed, but most often SCP-533 appears to have the body of 
some type of constrictor. DNA testing of blood samples seems to 
support this hypothesis. 


Testing with D-class personnel indicates no adverse effects from 
wearing the necklace, although all test subjects expressed strong 
desire to remove the necklace as soon as possible. One such test 
subject had prior experience handling reptiles, but even he was 
uncomfortable handling SCP-533. He reported that it "felt wrong,” 
even though chemical analysis of skin samples shows no 
abnormalities. 


Addendum 533-001: SCP-533 is not to be removed from 
containment except for testing. Specifically, SCP-533 is not to be 
worn to social events, Foundation-sponsored or otherwise. — Dr.