Upon initial discovery, the cadavers of 
POI-3605-01, 02, and 03 each had two bright blue 
orbs located within their eye sockets. The orbs 
resembled smaller versions of the miniaturized 


stars discovered within SCP-3255 and could not 
be moved by any means, even after significant 
decomposition. The cadavers were classified as 
SCP-3605-A, SCP-3605-B and SCP-3605-C and 
were moved to Site-11. 

« Long-term exposure to SCP-3605 instances 
causes the viewer to begin to conform to Fifthist 
beliefs and repeatedly profess a love for comets, 
especially C/1911 O01. Accordingly, containment 
procedures have been updated to ensure weekly 
rotation of SCP-3605 containment staff. Class D 
Amnestics are issued after each rotation which 
remove specific memories of SCP-3605 instances 
while still leaving subjects aware they worked with 
them. 

* In approximately 13% of SCP-3605 affected 
photographs, persons depicted will have their eyes 
removed and replaced with blue orbs similar to the 
ones seen in the aforementioned cadavers. After 
persons have disappeared into the comet, the orbs 
will stay behind and remain in the circle the 
subjects were previously in. Eventually, these will 
be integrated into the C/1911 O1 background, 
taking the place of the stars that were removed in 
previous iterations. Final iteration resembles the 
first, except without any people present in it. 


Footnotes 

1. Measured as five feet in the United States. 

2. Site Director clearance required. See Addendum 3605.A. 

3. Names have been removed and substituted with POI-3605-XX 
designations. 

4. The substance referred to here is likely cannabis, as the shop 
contained trace amounts of it upon discovery. However, symptoms 
described in withheld entries are consistent with an anomalous 
substance. 

5. See Addendum 3605.A 

6. See Addendum 3605.A 

7. See Addendum 3605.A 


SCP-3606: Praise You 


Item #: SCP-3606 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: An electrified fence has been 
erected around the property on which SCP-3606 resides. Small 
holes along the bottom of the fence are regularly spaced to allow for 
the ingress of animals. A copse of trees has been planted around 
SCP-3606 itself for privacy. Humans affected by SCP-3606's 
attractive effect are to be retrieved, returned to their prior location, 
and monitored until death. 


One live cow at least 500kg in mass is to be delivered to SCP-3606 
at eight-hour intervals and sealed in its garage. If possible, the 
remains of the previous cow should be removed first. 


Standard supplies for extended residence, as well as writing and art 
supplies, are to be delivered to SCP-3606-A as necessary; 
SCP-3606-A may request additional accommodations by contacting 
SCP-3606's HMCL supervisor. Garbage and other refuse is 
collected from SCP-3606 twice per week. SCP-3606-A has 
accepted responsibility for clearing dust and skeletons from 
SCP-3606 so that personnel may retrieve them. 


A stairway and tunnel in SCP-3606's backyard have been 
constructed to enable access to SCP-3606-B. SCP-3606-A has 
been told that this structure was built to access an unusual mineral 
deposit on the property, and must not be provided any information 
about SCP-3606-B. 


While SCP-3606-B does not require active observation, surveillance 
footage should be collected and reviewed weekly. 


Personnel are not to touch SCP-3606-B or remain in SCP-3606 for 
more than five minutes at a time under any circumstances. 


Description: SCP-3606 is a two-story house located in rural New 
Jersey, near — . Living organisms within SCP-3606 (with the 
exception of SCP-3606-A) will rot, decay, or otherwise deteriorate at 
an accelerated pace, such that damage to such organisms 
manifests after about seven minutes, and death invariably occurs 
within twelve hours. 


When the amount of living biomass in SCP-3606 falls below a poorly 
characterized threshold, its area of effect will extend beyond the 
boundaries of the house at ~1.3 m/s until a sufficient quantity of 
such material is within its range, contracting when the total living 
biomass in the area of effect exceeds the minimum value. Current 
containment procedures have proven sufficient to prevent 
SCP-3606's effect from spreading. 


Within a range of roughly 35 kilometers, animals whose death is 
imminent may experience a compulsion to travel to and enter 
SCP-3606 prior to death, generally dying within five minutes. While 
this effect is apparent in most observed animal life, it is most 
pronounced in birds, which will invariably travel to SCP-3606 to die. 


SCP-3606-A is a human male by the name of August Mayes, a 
resident of SCP-3606 for his entire life. He is notable primarily for his 
apparent immunity to SCP-3606's anomalous properties and his 
lack of observed aging since said anomalous properties first 
manifested. When SCP-3606-A moves more than three meters from 
SCP-3606, he will fall into a catatonic stupor that will only reverse 
upon reintroduction to SCP-3606. As these episodes cause 
SCP-3606-A extreme pain and distress, he is permitted to reside in 
SCP-3606. 


SCP-3606-A experiences regular dreams featuring an individual he 
refers to as " ", whose appearance is consistent with that of 
SCP-3606-B; he also reports experiencing waking hallucinations 
consistent with these dreams on occasion. SCP-3606-A is obsessed 
with SCP-3606-B, spending the majority of his spare time producing 
artistic works that depict SCP-3606-B in some manner, though he 
frequently expresses dissatisfaction with his works. SCP-3606-A 
exhibits a variety of intense emotional responses towards 
SCP-3606-B, most commonly those of love and reverence, though 
he often has difficulty expressing these emotions or his thoughts on 


SCP-3606-B. 


SCP-3606-B is a human male of indeterminate age located eight 
meters below SCP-3606's foundation, at the bottom of an apparently 
natural stone pit. Records from the house's construction make no 
mention of such a pit, and SCP-3606-A is unaware of SCP-3606-B's 
presence. SCP-3606-B resides in a stone coffin-shaped depression 
in the bedrock; imaging indicates the existence of an additional, 
liquid-filled cavity of indeterminate size beneath this coffin, though 
this has not been manually confirmed. Organisms that make 
physical contact with SCP-3606-B will become desiccated and 
decay rapidly; death occurs within eight seconds, and the body will 
turn to dust completely within thirty seconds. 


While SCP-3606-B is alive, it has shown no need for sustenance, 
and possesses no higher brain activity. It is fused to the interior of its 
coffin at several points, with essential organ systems extending at 
least three meters into the surrounding rock. Extracting SCP-3606-B 
from its present location is not considered feasible; furthermore, 
excavation of the area underneath or around SCP-3606-B's coffin 
carries a significant risk of injuring or killing SCP-3606-B. 


History: SCP-3606 was built in 1928, and displayed no anomalous 
properties until June 18, 1951. Several days earlier, SCP-3606-A's 
mother and younger sister, both residents of the house, were 
hospitalized for atypical necrotizing fasciitis;! this ultimately proved 
lethal in both case. Additionally, several minor earthquakes were 
detected near SCP-3606. SCP-3606-A was 23 years old at the time. 


SCP-3606's development of its primary anomalous properties 
coincided with those of SCP-3606-A, as well as the beginning of 
SCP-3606-A's dreams of SCP-3606-B. The Foundation became 
involved within 36 hours, after reports of massive crop and livestock 
deaths. Eighteen human casualties were recorded before 
containment was established. 


Infrasonic imaging of SCP-3606 and the surrounding property was 
conducted in 1972, leading to the discovery of the pit under the 
house; subsequent excavation revealed the existence of SCP-3606- 
B, which had not been given an SCP designation prior to its 
discovery. SCP-3606-A expressed surprise when informed of 


SCP-3606-B's presence and status, claiming to have had no prior 
knowledge on the matter. This information ultimately proved 
deleterious to SCP-3606-A's mental stability, and the decision was 
made to erase it from SCP-3606-A's memory. 


Addendum: The following interview was conducted on September 
13, 1998, and is considered representative of the content of most 
interviews with SCP-3606-A. Dr. Cabrini and SCP-3606-A 
conversed on the front porch of SCP-3606. 


Dr. Cabrini: Good afternoon, August. 


[SCP-3606-A ignores Dr. Cabrini and continues 
sketching.] 


Dr. Cabrini: August, | said good afternoon. 


SCP-3606-A: Yes. Just a moment. It's almost done. 
Would you like to see it when it's done? 


Dr. Cabrini: Of course. I'll wait for you to finish. May | 
sit? 


[SCP-3606-A does not respond but shows no objection 
to Dr. Cabrini sitting. SCP-3606-A continues to sketch for 
13m47s, at which time he places the pencil down and 
makes an unusual noise under his breath.] 


Dr. Cabrini: Are you finished, August? 


SCP-3606-A: Yes. | think. Why don't the eyes come out 
right? | want everyone to see them. 


Dr. Cabrini: | am going to look at your drawing, August. 
May | take it? 


SCP-3606-A: Yes. Go ahead. You see? They aren't 
right. They aren't how they're supposed to be. 


Dr. Cabrini: And how are they supposed to be? 


SCP-3606-A: His... His eyes. They're not like this. 


SCP-466 is not capable of angiogenesis and is dependent on 
appropriating other human cardiovascular systems in order to 
increase its mass. SCP-466 can, however, heal itself at an 
accelerated rate. SCP-466 is able to oxygenate without the use of 
lungs. It is theorized to extract oxygen and nutrients from the 
surrounding air. 


The primary heart still remains connected to the original brain stem, 
though it has attempted several times to physically separate itself 
from it, including hitting it against hard surfaces or attempting to rip it 
off. The behavior of this is not fully understood, but it is theorized 
that separating the "head" from SCP-466 would trigger another step 
in its ongoing development. SCP-466 has remained in an agitated 
state since the development of the perforated lock box placed 
around its "head" and primary heart. Small amounts of water have 
been observed to drain from the perforated lock box, though this is 
merely from condensation and should be ignored. 


Due phenotypical similarities to SCP-1429-005, genetic material was 
compared between the two specimens and found to have multiple 
orthologous sequences, possibly indicating common ancestry. 


Analysis Results of SCP-466 Blood Sample 


Patient: SCP-466 

Species: Human (Comparability) 
Date: 08-Aug-2014 12:01 
Sample ID: 466-Kappa-90 


TESTRESULTSUNIT FLAGHEALTIRYINICAL 


RANGERANGE 

BUN 7) mg/dl 13-18 5-26 
Creatine 0.5 mg/dL - 0.5 - 
T.7 

TOT 11.1 g/dl. 7.11- 6.00 - 
Protein 7.61 8.50 
Albumin 4.9 g/dl. 41- 36- 
4.5 4.8 

Globulin 2.8 g/dL 2.81- 1.50 - 
3.51 4.50 


TOT 0.8) mg/dL Ca Oe 


They're really bright, but also... incredibly dark. Stars. 
Water. The abyss. They swallow. In him, | am 
swallowed. Within him, | see. 


Dr. Cabrini: Ah, | see. What prompted this drawing, 
August? What was the inspiration today? 


SCP-3606-A: | dreamed him again. He was closer this 
time. | was at a picnic with some people, a man and a 
woman, and a little girl. 


Dr. Cabrini: Would that be your family? 


SCP-3606-A: My what? They weren't important. I'm 
talking about 


Dr. Cabrini: Yes, about him. What happened in your 
dream, at the picnic? 


SCP-3606-A: He... He sat beside me. He was looking 
down the hill, over the river. | said his name... His... It 
came out wrong, | couldn't hold it in my mouth. And he... 
he smiled. At me! He was smiling at me. 


Dr. Cabrini: Did the people at the picnic with you see 
him? Did they talk to him? 


SCP-3606-A: What people? 


Dr. Cabrini: You just mentioned people at a picnic with 
you when sat with you. 


SCP-3606-A: He sat with me. | could feel him, he was so 
close, Doctor. But | kept trying to speak, to beg him, pray 
to him, and nothing would come out. And... [Subject 
shudders and hugs himself, emits a high-pitched giggle. 
He then goes silent.] 


Dr. Cabrini: ... And what happened then, August? In 
your dream. 


SCP-3606-A: ... He held out his hands to me... They 


were cupped, and full of... something. Liquid. Something 
thick. And | knew... | knew he wanted me to drink it. 


Dr. Cabrini: And did you? 


SCP-3606-A: Yes. I... | dipped my mouth into his hands. 
| drank what he offered me. | remember clutching his 
hands, trying to get it all. It didn't seem like it was going 
to end. 


Dr. Cabrini: Do you remember a taste? 


SCP-3606-A: It was... sweet. But that's all | can say... 
There aren't words to describe... 


Dr. Cabrini: | see. And what happened then? 


SCP-3606-A: ... |... Dissolved. | was falling apart. | 
melted. |... And he... With me... We both... 


[SCP-3606-A's speech becomes incomprehensible. The 
subject mutters for roughly two minutes.] 


Dr. Cabrini: ... August. Are you unable to verbalize what 
happened in the dream? Could you draw a picture for 
me? 


[SCP-3606-A does not answer or make eye contact, but 
re-enters the house and retrieves paper and a box of oil 
pastels. SCP-3606-A does not return to the porch. 
Through a window, Dr. Cabrini observes the subject 
taking fistfuls of pastels and smearing them over the 
paper, sometimes making delicate marks before 
resuming the smearing technique. Subject verbalizes 
loudly and screeches in what is to be taken as elation 
before ignoring Dr. Cabrini completely and crawling onto 
a nearby couch. Dr. Cabrini later entered the premises 
briefly to retrieve the resulting picture, which is attached. 
No further comment could be elicited from SCP-3606-A 
for this session.] 


Footnotes 
1. Tentative diagnosis. The actual cause is likely anomalous. 


SCP-3607: Residence Evil 


Item #: SCP-3607 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3607 is to be contained 
on-site. A perimeter fence topped with barbed wire has been 
established, and all windows of the structure have been boarded up. 
Warning signs indicating a chemical hazard have been placed on- 
site. The structure is to be covertly guarded by at least 2 security 
officers, dressed as civilian private security. 


Security cameras and Kant counters have been installed at strategic 
points around and within the structure to monitor its activity. Any 
activity observed within the structure is to be reported to associated 
researchers with a clearance level of 4 or higher. Documents or 
objects produced within the structure should be retrieved by remote- 
controlled drones. 


No human subjects are to enter SCP-3607. Direct human interaction 
with the object is to be kept at a minimum level. 


Description: SCP-3607 is a two-storey house located in __, 

The object is unremarkable in appearance, and similar in structure 

to other residential units in the area. The object was constructed on 
/ /19 with no known incidents of anomalous phenomena. 


SCP-3607 is capable of causing the disappearance of human 
subjects within the structure. The exact nature, cause, and extent of 
this property has not been determined. The door to the bedroom of 
Devin _ is locked, and has resisted all attempts to breach it. The 
bedroom of Devin exhibits a major spatial anomaly, in which 
gravity is affected and the space contained within the room is much 
larger than normally possible. This space exists as a concrete tunnel 
of unknown depth. Any object that crosses the threshold into this 
space is pulled into the tunnel, or "falls in" as a result of the 


anomaly. 


Aside from this, several other anomalies are known to occur within 
the structure.