SCP-3995: A Pair Of Lungs That May Or May Not Exist (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-3995) - OthellotheCat (author). 


SCP-3996: The Tangential Frontier (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3996) - Tufto 
(author). 


SCP-3997: In My End Is My Beginning (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3997) - Tufto 
(author). 


SCP-3998: The Wicker Witch Lives (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3998) - Fantem 
(author). 


SCP-3999: | Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me (hittp:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999) - LordStonefish (author). 


Jonathan Ball's Proposal: Sheaf of Papers (http://www.scp-wiki.net/jonathan-ball- 
S-proposal) - Lt Masipag (author). 


Dr Gears’ Proposal: The Prototype (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-proposal) - 
Dr Gears (author). 


Dr Clef's Proposal: The Gate Guardian (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal) 
- DrClef (author). 


qntm's proposal: The Lock (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/qntm-s-proposal) - qntm 
(author). 


SCP-001:05: The Factory (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-05) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


Dr. Mann's Proposal: The Spiral Path (http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-manns-proposal) - 
DrEverettMann (author). 


Document 001-05 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-001-05) - DrEverettMann 
(author). 


Dr. Mackenzie's Proposal: The Legacy (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/mackenzie-s- 
proposal) - Aelanna (author). 


S Andrew Swann's Proposal: The Database (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
sandrewswann-s-proposal) - sandrewswann (author). 


Scantron's Proposal: The Foundation (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scantron-s- 
proposal) - Communism will win (author). 


Djoric-Dmatix Proposal: Thirty-Six (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/djoric-dmatix-proposal) 
- Dmatix (author), Djoric (author). 


Roget's Proposal: Keter Duty (http://www.scp-wiki.net/roget-s-proposal) - Roget 
(author). 


djkaktus's Proposal: The Children (http://www.scp-wiki.net/djkaktus-s-proposal) - 
djkaktus (author). 


Kate McTiriss's Proposal: A Record (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/kate-mctiriss-s- 
proposal) - Kate McTiriss (author). 


TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal: The Broken God (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
twistedgears-kaktus-proposal) - djkaktus (author), TwistedGears (author). 


Kalinin's Proposal: Past and Future (http://www.scp-wiki.net/kalinins-proposal) - 
Kalinin (author). 


Harbinger (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/harbinger) - Kalinin (author). 


Continued Deliberations (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/continued-deliberations) - Kalinin 
(author). 


A Night at the Movies (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/a-night-at-the-movies) - Kalinin 
(author). 


Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/dream-report-990-1) - 
Kalinin (author). 


After Action Report 2272' (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/after-action-2272) - Kalinin 
(author). 


Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/dream-report-990-2) - 
Kalinin (author). 


The Man at the Threshold (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/the-man-at-the-threshold) - 
Kalinin (author). 


Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa (http://www.scp-wiki.net/house-of-jacinta) - 
Kalinin (author). 


Wrong Proposal: The Consensus (http://www.scp-wiki.net/wrong-proposal) - 
MrWrong (author). 


Document OWi (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/document-owi) - MrWrong (author). 


S. D. Locke's Proposal: When Day Breaks (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
shaggydredlocks-proposal) - Shaggydredlocks (author). 


spikebrennan's proposal: God's Blind Spot (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/spikebrennan- 
S-proposal) - spikebrennan (author). 


WUS Proposal: Normalcy (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/wjs-proposal) - WrongJohnSilver 
(author). 


Billith's Proposal: The World at Large (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/billiths-proposal) - 
TheBillith (author). 


Tanhony's Proposal: Dead Men (http://www.scp-wiki.net/tanhony-s-proposal) - 
Tanhony (author). 


Lily's Proposal: The World's Gone Beautiful (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/lily-s- 
proposal) - LilyFlower (author). 


Tufto's Proposal: The Scarlet King (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/tuftos-proposal) - Tufto 
(author). 


djkaktus's Proposal II: Atonement (http://www.scp-wiki.net/djkaktus-s-proposal-ii) - 
djkaktus (author). 


Jim North's Proposal: A Simple Toymaker (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/jim-north-s- 
proposal) - Jim North (author). 


|.H.Pickman's Proposal: Story of Your Life (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/i-h-p-proposal) 
- Ihp (author). 


The Great Hippo's Proposal (feat. PeppersGhost): A Good Boy (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-001-ex) - The Great Hippo (author), PeppersGhost (author). 


Technical Issues (http://www.scp-wiki.net/techissues) - ManualSearch (author). 


SCP-810-J: A Dog In Need Of Funds (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-810-}) - 
AbsentmindedNihilist (author). 


SCP-\\\-J: The Subject is Aware (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-botnik-j) - 
PeppersGhost (author). 


SCP-4002-J: Curd of Prey (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-4002-)) - InsipidParoxysm 
(author). 


SCP-[even number]-J: An [Adjective] [Animal] (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even- 
number-j) - Edrobot (author). 


SCP-029-J: Jesus Take the Wheel! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-029-j) - DrMagnus 
(author). 


a-url-go-be-productive-j) - Roget (author). 


SCP-41-D3N73-J: Lotsa Pasta (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-41d3n73-)) - trennerdios 
(author). 


SCP-069-J: "Sisters of Cheyenne Point" (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069-)) - 
Aelanna (author). 


Research Log for SCP-069-J (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-069-j-research-log) - 
Aelanna (author). 


SCP-938-J: Hell's Bells (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-938-j) - Amuness Creeps 
(author), daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-1960-J: Stone Sphere (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1960-j) - dragonnyxx 
(author). 


SCP-231-J: 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 -j) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-2100-J: Hard-Boiled Fedora (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2100-j) - Tanhony 
(author), Wogglebug (author). 


SCP-7800-J: The Five-Second Rule (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7800-j) - Roget 
(author). 


SPC-2935: O, Fin (http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-2935-j) - Shaggydredlocks (author). 
SCP-1D6-J: Gygax's Folly (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1d6-j) - zaratustra (author). 


SCP-1992-J: Hype Train (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1992-j) - TwistedGears 
(author). 


SCP-6327-J: [redacted for brevity] (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-6327-j) - 


daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-80-K-J: Chicken Corps (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-80-k-j) - trennerdios 
(author). 


SCP-1234-J: An SCP (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1234-j) - Salman Corbette 
(author). 


SCP-800-J: American Football (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-800-j) - Roget (author). 


SCP-1162-J: "Double Down Sandwich" (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1162-j) - 
MrUnimport (author). 


SCP-2600-CU: The Cutest Little Thing (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2600-cu) - 
Roget (author). 


SCP-META-EX-J (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-meta-ex-j-offset) - TheBillith (author). 


SCP-1912-J: The Land of [REDACTED] (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1912-j) - 
zkidanomalous (author). 


SCP-1840-J: The Hard Sell (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1840-}) - AstronautJoe 
(author). 


SCP-1595-J: Sweethearts (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1595-j) - TimmyTim (author). 


SCP-2128046979-J: You don't know her, she works at a different Site! (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2128046979-}) - Tiefling (author). 


SCP-2029-J: Artificial Unintelligence (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2029-j) - Aelanna 
(author). 


SCP-419-J: A Trustworthy Man (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-419-j) - Boulder 
Smolder (author). 


SCP-095-J: Anomalous Typeface (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095-j) - Kate 
McTiriss (author). 


SCP-012-J: Special Comedy Procedures (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-012-)) - 
DomeAcolyte (author). 


SCP-1955-J: Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-1955-j) - Petrograd (author). 


SCP-619-J: Championship Belt (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-619-j) - Unknown 
Author (author). 


SCP-3V1L-J: The Master Plan (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3v1I-j) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


SCP-2412-J: The Laplander (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-241 2-j) - judgedeadd 
(author). 


EXCERPT OF INSPECTION REPORT 


[REDACTED FOR BREVITY] 

The directing committee of [REDACTED] welcomed me 
cordially, however | couldn't help but notice a marked 
lack of focus and erratic behaviour on their part. 
Comrade M kept talking about what a marvelous 
effect the statue that has been installed in the hall during 
the last 5-year plan has had on worker morale, and what 
a work of socialist art it is, and urged me to see it as 
soon as possible. On the other hand, comrade T 
constantly filled in assorted forms, with what appeared to 
be just his finger, though | might be mistaken. 
[REDACTED] 

The conditions in the main foundry are unfitting for the 
basic dignity of socialist man. Men barehandedly handle 
red-hot ingots, their hands black and shriveled, others 
pound rivets into sheet metal with their heads; | have 
seen two men use the back of third to saw through a log, 
his back covered in sharp ridges not found on a healthy 
person. They seem to feel no discomfort, and smile 
eagerly at every visitor. About a [DATA EXPUNGED] 
wire acted as a human lifting mechanism of sorts - when 
five of them fell into the molten metal, another replaced 
them within moments. Comrade M , who was my 
guide on the tour didn't appear to find any wrongs with 
the present arrangement, answering a few of my 
questions reluctantly, then continuing to extol the virtues 
of the statue. 

[REDACTED] 

| request immediate shutdown of operations at 
Steelworks of 28th October, its quarantining and further 
investigation. Despite the exceptional effort needed 
towards the rebuilding of our Motherland, this is 
decisively not the path we are to take. Furthermore, the 
observed could be signs of sabotage as per the recent 
circulatory detailing min[DATA EXPUNGED)]. 

Michail Vsevolodovic S 


Addendum 1011-2: 


SCP-80s-J: Strangerer Things (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-80s-j) - djkaktus 
(author). 


SCP-1-800-J: SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1-800-j) - 
Witryso (author). 


SCP-1394-J: Upside-Down Connector (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1394-}) - 
dragonnyxx (author). 


SCP-SPOOKY-J: A Veteran Of The Skeleton War (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp- 
spooky-j) - SoookyBee (author). 


SCP-2559-J: Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-2559-}) - Moley (author). 


SCP-TLDR-J: An Easily Digestible Document (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-tldr-j) - 
Communism will win (author). 


SCP-004-J: Stan from Accounting (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-004-}) - 
pxdnbluesoul (author). 


SCP-420-J: The Best _ in the World (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-)) - 
Quikngruvn (author). 


Extended SCP-420-J Experiment Log (http://www.scp-wiki.net/extended-scp-420-j- 
experiment-log) - Quikngruvn (author). 


SCP-885-J: Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-885-j) - Gaffney (author). 


SCP-66612-J: The Roaring Flames of Hell (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a- 
half-j) - PeppersGhost (author). 


SCP-103-J: Confirmed (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-103-j) - Communism will win 
(author). 


Confirmed Sightings (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/confirmed-sightings) - Communism 
will win (author). 


SCP-002-J: Amnesiac Treatment (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002-}) - AndarielHalo 
(author). 


SCP-100-J: A Steaming Pile of Shit (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-100-j) - 
TheDuckman (author). 


SCP-5280-J: Antiquated Measurement System (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-5280-}) 
- Communism will win (author). 


SCP-damej-J: damej robit (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-damej-j) - Faminepulse 
(author), djkaktus (author), Decibelles (author). 


SCP-SAFE-J: Some safes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j) - DJ Suptic (author). 


SCP-006-CU-EX: Cuddly Cwawies (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-cu-ex) - 
Devereaux (author). 


SCP-010-J: WHAT KETER | DON'T SEE ANY KETER (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-010-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-1622-J: No Object Class Whatsoever (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1622-)) - 
Silberescher (author), Roget (author). 


SCP-TTKU-J (which is a thing that kills you): A Thing That Kills You (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-ttku-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-027-J: Schrodinger's Remote (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-027-}) - DrMagnus 
(author). 


SCP- -J: Procrastinati (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-j) - Communism will win 
(author). 


SCP-031-J: Evening of Terrors (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-031 -j) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


SCP-1472-J: Scranton Realty Anchors (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1472-)) - 
Cyantreuse (author). 


SCP-1994-J: THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1994-)) - 
ObserverSeptember (author). 


SCP-2950-J: THE POSTCARD (http://www. scp-wiki.net/scp-2950-j) - 
ObserverSeptember (author), daveyoufool (rewrite). 


SCP-4237-J: Object of Indescribable Action (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-4237-j) - 
MisterBibs (author). 


SCP-1150-J: Budget Hole (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1150-j}) - the TBAPb (author), 
Gene R (translator). 


SCP-47-47-J: Rusty the Wonder Dog (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-47-47-}) - 
WarpZone (author). 


SPC-172-J: Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/spc- 172-)) 
- daveyoufool (author). 


The Big List Of Overdone SCP Cliches (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/the-big-list-of- 
overdone-scp-cliches) - DrClef (author). 


SCP-SCP-J: It's Scippy! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-scp-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-300-J: Our Glorious Ruler (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-300-j) - Swaghetti 
(author). 


SCP-017-J: Narcissistic Time Displacement Field (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-017-j) - DrConnors (author). 


SCP-4445: Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-4445-j) - thekit (author). 


SCP-724-J: Bad Roach (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-724-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-7394-J: HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-7394-j) - Salman Corbette (author), Faminepulse (author). 


SCP-222-J: Contagious Biophysical Behavior (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-222-)) - 
DrBerggren (author). 


SCP-1201-J: That One Movie (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1201-j) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


SCP-L135-J: Very Powerful Psychic Man (http://;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-l135-j) - 
trennerdios (author). 


SCP-2600-J: Bicycle Mafia (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2600-}) - Roget (author). 


SCP-616-J: Class D Recruitment Process (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-616-)) - 
Aelanna (author). 


Test Log for SCP-2383-J (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2383-j-t) - Aeish (author). 


SCP-HR009-J: Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-hr009-j) - 
Kalinin (author). 


SCP-1797-J: "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND 
WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE" (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1797-j) - Roget (author). 


SCP-096-J: NarrAway (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-096-j) - Eskobar (author). 


SCP-536-u: It's on the back of your head (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-536-)) - 
DrEverettMann (author). 


SCP-026-J: A Cold Post (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026-j) - DrMagnus (author). 


SCP-7789-J: There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny 
and others won't fly. (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7789-j) - SpookyPizza (author). 


SCP-500-J: That bitch (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-500-j) - Nakruh (author). 


SCP-1347-1353-J: What a Pestis (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1347-1353-)) - 
DrBleep (author). 


SCP-001-J: The Big Red Button (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-001 -j) - 
MalcolmMacLean (author). 


SCP-7143-J [SFW]: The doorknob on the door to the third floor staff dormitory 
at Site-19 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-7143-j) - djkaktus (author). 


SCP-078-J: Cooties (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078-j) - Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-808-J: The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-808-j) - Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-011-J: The Baby (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-011-j) - DomeAcolyte (author).