The single-purpose task force Lambda-1 ("Maxwell's 
Demons") has been created for the purpose of 
neutralizing any SCP-3333-1 instances that emerge from 
within SCP-3333. These instances often mimic the 
appearance of lost personnel and are considered 
extremely dangerous. 


Addendum 4.Il: 


On 2039/04/02, a coded message was received from 
Doctor Williams cellular phone. It did not appear to 
have been sent from inside SCP-3333; however, the 
exact location has not been identified. 


The message contained the following log of Doctor 
Williams, almost certainly as she was fleeing from 
MTF Moa-0. For completion, this message is 
included. Reader discretion is advised. 


Doctor Aardman 


The following was recorded by Doctor Williams on a 
handheld camera and transmitted through her cellular 
phone while inside SCP-3333. 


[LOG BEGIN] 


The footage begins, slightly after the end of 
Exploration Ill. Doctor Williams ts climbing upwards 
through SCP-3333, camera attached to her side. 

She is breathing heavily, and appears to be running 
from something. Gunshots can be heard down 
below. A constant chattering sound is audible around 
her. 


Doctor Williams climbs upwards for approximately 
ten minutes, then stops to rest. She sets the camera 
up against a table and blocks off the lower trapdoor 
with a chair. She sits down. 


She is covered in ash and blood, is visibly panicked, 
and is carrying a handgun. Pieces of white animal fur 
are matted in the blood on her arms and face. She 
looks at the camera, begins to speak, then starts 
crying. She continues crying for approximately a 


minute, then stops. 


Williams: It got us. It was wonderfully done. Just the 
right amount of vagueness, and who would dare 
argue with a seasoned MTF deciding to turn tail and 
run? And of course | didn't know any of them closely, 
so who was | to say if there was anything wrong, but 
then their skin... 


There is a rattling sound. Someone is attempting to 
get through the trapdoor. Williams grabs the gun and 
points it at the door. 


Voice: Doctor Williams? Doctor Williams! This is 
MTF Alpha-3! We received a distress call from this 
outpost! We were attacked by the personnel 
assigned here! What's going on here, Doctor? 
[Pounding] Let us in, Doctor! 


Williams: [Panicked] St— [Coughs] Stay back! I— 
I'm not falling for it! 


Alpha-3: Doctor Williams! Please! We will treat you 
as an enemy agent if you do not let us in! 


Williams: [Screaming] Stay back! 


Several fingers emerge through the trapdoor and 
begin to lift it up. Williams runs over and stamps on 
the fingers. There is a crunching sound, and the 
fingers go completely flat, still trapped in the door. 
There is a crackling sound as they begin to 
disintegrate, as if they are composed of cinders. The 
edges of the fingers burn slightly and smoke for a 
moment before going out. Williams fires two shots 
through the top of the door, grabs the camera, and 
begins climbing again. 


Doctor Williams climbs for approximately a minute 
and a half, blocking off more trapdoors as she goes, 
then stops to vomit and cry for about ten minutes. 


Following this, Williams continues to climb nonstop 
for over twelve hours before collapsing. She remains 
unconscious for around two hours, then wakes up 
screaming. 


Williams: [Screaming subsides] I—am still here. 
[Pause] I'm thirsty. [Pause] | wish | had grabbed a 
kit. God it's fucking hot. 


It begins to rain outside SCP-3333. Williams starts 
laughing. 


Williams: | bet you love that, you bastard. Bet you 
love the rain. Came a little late, huh? 


Williams props up the camera, then goes outside 
and attempts to drink. After a short period of time, 
she spits and comes back inside. 


Williams: Same ashy shit as earlier. 


Williams continues to climb for an hour. As she 
climbs, she comes across the corpse of an 
unrecognizable entity. It is vaguely insect-like, with 
large black tattered wings and a barbed stinger 
protruding from somewhere in the center of its mass. 
The entity is unmoving, and is thoroughly burned. 
Williams touches it with her shoe, and the creature 
collapses into cinders. Williams watches the entity 
for a moment more, and then continues climbing. 


Another hour later, there is a knock on the door of 
SCP-3333. 


Williams immediately stops and pulls out her gun. 
She is breathing heavily, and her hands are shaking. 


There is another knock, this time on the other side of 
SCP-3333. 


Williams turns around. D-4f68a is standing at the 
door. He is extremely emaciated, and is leaning 


against the door. His skin is dry, cracked and 
burned. Falling off in places, and heavily charred. He 
attempts to open the door. There is a simple knob 
lock on the door; he cannot open it. 


D-4f68a: [Rasping] Let me in, Doc! 
The chattering sound can be heard again. 
Williams: Get back! 


Williams backs away from the door and points her 
gun at D-4f68a. He continues rattling at the door. 


D-4f68a: Please Doc, let me in! There's no water out 
here! 


Williams: It's not—you're not—he never called me 
Doc! Not once! 


There is silence. 
D-4f68a's face goes completely slack. 


D-4f68a: There's a voice calling—from the fire. Can't 
you— [Pauses and coughs, as embers are expelled 
from its throat] 


D-4f68a breaks one of the door's panes with his fist. 
There is no blood, but the edges of his hand begin to 
smoke. He reaches in and turns the knob. Williams 
begins firing. D-4f68a opens the door and begins 
running at Doctor Williams. Williams fires at D-4f68a 
five times. One bullet strikes him in the shoulder, and 
embers can be seen through the open wound. 
Smoke begins to roll out of his eyes as D-4f68a 
approached Doctor Williams, who fires again, striking 
D-4f68a in the chest. He stumbles, coughing 
violently as embers are expelled from his mouth. He 
collapses to the ground, still moving towards Doctor 
Williams as more of his skin flakes off, revealing 
charred flesh and ash underneath. He comes within 


Gideon" name placard appeared on the door. documents have 
been recovered from the office, including a photograph, Document 
431- which is believed to depict Dr. Gideon alongside three (3) 
known Foundation personnel. Security camera tapes dated / / 
show a man who is believed to be Dr. Gideon conversing with a 
number of researchers. None of the researchers report ever working 
with anyone named Gideon and none show signs consistent with the 
administration of amnestics. 


No information concerning Dr. Gideon's hiring by the Foundation 
exists, nor does any documentation indicating that Dr. Gideon was 
either fired, terminated, or quit. One document recovered from Office 

-25 appears to have his fingerprints on it, as the fingerprints have 
no match within the Foundation's or any government's fingerprint 
database. No government documentation regarding anyone named 
Gideon matching the description of the individual in Document-431- 
exists, including birth, death, census, or tax information. 


By date, the last documents available presently state that Dr. 

Gideon was scheduled to oversee the neutralization of an SCP 
object; however, the document refers to the object being neutralized 
as SCP-_ ,a designation not currently in use. No documentation has 
appeared describing SCP- 


« SCP-430 | SCP-431 | SCP-432 » 


a few paces of Doctor Williams, who lifts her foot and 
stamps it into D-4f68a's face, which collapses with a 
distinct crack and an expulsion of embers and soot. 
Orange and white animal hair can be seen inside the 
collapsed skull of the entity on the ground. 


Williams: |It—it's— [Pause] 


Doctor Williams attempts to throw up again. 
However, she is only able to retch for several 
seconds. 


Williams: [Rapidly and quietly] There is a fetish 
among humans at the deepest level about 
enlightenment and height, about ignorance and 
depth. Here we are, on acasile in the sky, ona 
mountain in the air; the God Pillar, a recursive stack, 
and here at the top we find nothing, a dead world, an 
unfulfilled promise... but we didn't find it first. 
Something was here. Something got in- [Pause] | 
just want—I want to go home... 


Williams proceeds to climb for several minutes, 
blocking each trapdoor as she goes. She stops for a 
moment. She begins to laugh. 


Williams: | finally did it though, Annette! I'm here... 
Annette... 


Williams begins to cry. 


Several minutes later, Williams composes herself 
and resumes climbing. Approximately half an hour 
later, she arrives at the apex of SCP-3333. 


Doctor Williams turns on the flashlight. It illuminates 
the Fremont fire lookout; nothing else is visible. 
There is no sound or external light. 


Williams: Hello? [Pause] [Shouting] HELLO? 


A pause. Williams voice does not echo. There is no 


reply. 


Williams: There's nothing up here. There never was. 
Floating words, a ghostly mountain...pah. [Pause] | 
had still hoped, though. | think. 


Williams walks around SCP-3333's apex for a few 
minutes. 


Williams: There's just nothing here. Nothing at all. 


Doctor Williams sits down and props up the camera 
on a table. 


Williams: | wish | could drink. It's so goddamn hot. 


The pattering of small footsteps can be heard in the 
distance. 


Williams: [Whispered] Oh shit... 


The footsteps get closer. They are light, and 
accompanied by an indistinct chattering mixed with 
high pitched laughter. Occasionally they stop, and 
there is a wet thunk as the person hits furniture or a 
wall. 


Williams: [Quietly] No, no... 


The body of Specialist 0 floats into view. The flesh is 
blackened and charred, with the light of embers 
burning under the skin illuminating the area around 
them. The body shakes slightly, and then opens its 
eyes. Behind the carbonized eyelids is fire, and 
when the body opens its mouth only smoke and 
coals fall out. It reaches to clutch its throat, gasping 
for air, before falling out of the air. As it hits the 
ground, its legs disintegrate into a cloud of ash. The 
body rolls over and faces Doctor Williams. Animal 
hair is flung from the interior of Specialist 0's body. 


Williams: [Screaming] ANNETTE! 


The entity on the ground begins dragging itself 
towards Doctor Williams. The chattering and laughter 
increases. Doctor Williams is seen wiping sweat off 
of her brow as the temperature within SCP-3333 
grows considerably hotter. She pulls out her weapon 
and points it at the entity on the ground, which 
retches fire and smoke. Something indistinct moves 
quickly in the darkness behind it. The ground 
beneath the entity begins to smoke and catch fire, 
and suddenly the floor around them is burning. 


Williams: [Screaming] ANNETTE! 


Williams begins sobbing. The entity in front of her 
raises into the air as if suspended from behind, 
pieces of its skin and meat dripping onto the ground 
like melted wax. One hand moves erratically, as if 
signing something, but the exact movements cannot 
be made out. Williams pulls the trigger on her 
firearm, which clicks. The weapon is empty. Williams 
still attempts to shoot. The gun clicks. Williams 
continues sobbing. The gun continues to click. 
Williams drops to her knees and drops the gun. The 
entity gets closer. Something behind it moves closer 
to the scene, barely illuminated now by the fire 
around them. The entity floating in front of her opens 
its mouth again, and a groaning, wretched scream 
fills the air around them. 


Williams: [Weeping] I'm sorry. 


The chattering stops suddenly, and the body of 
Specialist 0 collapses onto the ground in front of her, 
throwing out embers and smoke as it dissolves into 
dust. Williams collapses over it, weeping, her hands 
digging frantically in the pile of embers. She slams 
her fists into it, throwing ash into the air. 


Something appears from out of the darkness in front 
of her. It is charred, misshapen, and badly burned, 
but is very clearly the corpse of a fox. The creature 


stumbles towards her, hobbling on blackened limbs. 
It does not appear to have eyes, instead only 
exposed, burned out holes sit where its eyes should. 
The creature stops right in front of Williams, 
unmoving. Multiple tails protrude from the back of 
the corpse, each of them unusually long and 
disappearing into the darkness beyond. The creature 
opens its mouth, and chattering fills the room. The 
sound of high pitched laughter accompanies it. 


Williams screams, and reaches out to strike the 
creature. Her hand passes through it, and the 
creature dissipates as if made of smoke. The 
chattering stops for a moment, and Williams looks 
around frantically. Suddenly, the creature re- 
materializes, hovering now several feet in the air. 
Pieces of its body drop onto the ground, which 
catches fire. It twists its head sideways and opens its 
mouth. The chattering resumes. Williams screams. 
The creature cackles. 


The interior of SCP-3333 begins to change 
Crastically. Fire spreads across the ground, which 
becomes charred earth, and burned out trees appear 
in the distance. Williams is standing on top of the 
Fremont fire lookout, and all around her is burning 
forest. Smoke obscures the camera, and Williams 
picks it up and brushes ash off the lens. On the ridge 
below, two vaguely humanoid figures can be seen 
momentarily, both of them pointing to a location 
somewhere behind the fire lookout. Williams tries to 
scream, but chokes on the smoke and collapses. 
She turns towards the direction the figures are 
pointing and gasps. 


In the distance is a mountain made of smoke and fire 
that stretches into the dark cloud of soot above. The 
forest around it burns. The skies above are choked 
with dust and ash. Williams crawls forwards towards 
a railing. She coughs and drops the camera, which 


settles on the ground behind her. Williams comes 
back into frame, desperately holding onto the railing 
as strong winds and embers rip around her. 


Something comes into view. A massive, blackened, 
skeletal fox, its skin blistered and barely clinging to 
its scorched bones, appears above the mountain. It 
is enormous, completely filling the background of the 
frame and eclipsing the top of the mountain, and its 
six dark eyes are seemingly filled with fire. It has six 
legs, and it crosses over the mountain as if it were a 
minor impediment. Behind it, nine immeasurably 
long, flaming tails whip violently across the sky, 
sending fire cascading down onto the mountainside 
like rain. The creature opens its mouth, and a 
cacophonous chattering fills the air. Williams 
screams. 


The fox takes another step forward, then stops to 
look towards the Fremont fire lookout, as if noticing it 
for the first time. Laughter mixes with the chattering, 
and the next step is towards the fire lookout. 
Williams holds tightly to the railing, which glows 
bright red and blisters her skin as the creature 
approaches. The ground beneath them begins to 
flake away from the heat. The image becomes 
distorted as the lens begins to melt. Williams is seen 
holding one charred hand up as if to cover her eyes 
while the creature takes another step towards her. It 
opens its mouth again, and Williams bursts into 
flame and ash. 


A frame later, the camera is destroyed. 


[LOG END] 


SCP-3334: Literally a Billion Memes 


Item #: SCP-3334 
Object Class: Thaumiel 


Special Containment Procedures: The primary instance of 
SCP-3334-1 is to be stored on several hundred server disks in 
Site-15’s datacenter, with secondary remote replicas at Site-19 and 
Site-64.