based on the OEL logograms that 
form on the entity's head. 


<BEGIN LOG> 


All SCP-2651-B instances and 
SCP-2651-C spontaneously 
relocate from their standard 
positions. The instances are now 
standing in a circular formation 
around SCP-2651-A. The tumors 
on SCP-2651-B7 are not present. 
SCP-2651-C is standing next to 
the sphere, with their appendages 
reaching into it and phasing 
through its surface. Trails of 
ectoplasm leading from 
SCP-2651-A to each entity are 
detected by Kardec Counters for 
several seconds before vanishing. 


SCP-2651-B4: (Unknown clicking 
vocalizations) 


SCP-2651-C: It is connected. It is 
safe to begin. 


SCP-2651-B (all): (Unknown 
clicking vocalizations) 


SCP-2651-C retracts their 
appendages and begins levitating 
above SCP-2651-A. 


SCP-2651-C: Travelers. Spawn 
of lost Third World. Ourselves 
ascension initiates. 


Eleven rods composed of 
ectoplasm grow out of SCP-2651- 


C's head and detach from it, 
suspending in the air. All entities 
moving their appendages in 
rhythmic sinusoidal wave 
patterns. A rod moves toward 
each of them. 


SCP-2651-C: Yourselves do not 
feel sorrow. Yourselves mortal 
forms(?) will be gone but 
yourselves feel jubilant to watch 
over and bring prosperity to 
people, culture, army, the new 
Fourth World. 


The rods slice two of the claws on 
each entity off, causing 
haemorozin to spill out of region 
of the wound. They begin to walk 
around SCP-2651-A, creating a 
complex geometric pattern on the 
ground with the haemorozin. 


SCP-2651-C: Yourselves lose 
fear of becoming pure spirits. 


The instances stop moving and 
stand still at their original 
positions, with the exception of 
SCP-2651-B7. A crack appears 
next to one of their legs and a set 
of clawless, bleeding appendages 
emerges from it. The appendages 
move down the leg and create a 
series of symbols stylistically 
different from the main pattern. 
The appendages quickly retract 
before SCP-2651-C starts 
clicking. 


SCP-2651-C: Stare above. 


The rods position themselves in 
front of each entity and rapidly 
penetrate through their middle 
body segments. Haemorozin 
begins bleeding out of their 
bodies in large quantities with the 
exception of SCP-2651-B7, who 
is bleeding at a slower rate. Each 
SCP-2651-B instance appears to 
sit and lean back. 


SCP-2651-C: Stare above, forget 
yourselves bodies, forget the 
rocks surrounding and stare 
through the moon. Guide your 
spirits out into the black void and 
stare. [Unknown Symbol 12] 


SCP-2651-C's head forms a 
shape that appears to depict 
Neoproterozoic Era Earth. 
Smaller spheres detach from it 
and form various shapes and 
geometric structures, orbiting 
around the head. 


SCP-2651-C: Do yourselves see 
the lights? 


SCP-2651-B (all): (Unknown 
clicking vocalizations) 


SCP-2651-C: The armadas, the 
constructors, the blood- 
bringers(?) blinking into orbit? 
The lights of the vessels are 
flashing above the dark planet as 
they look down upon the new 
locale of our culture and all its 
future iterations. 


No new symbols or vocalizations 
for a minute. The bleeding slows 
down. Haemorozin stops exiting 
SCP-2651-B7. 


SCP-2651-C: Gaze yourself upon 
the all encompassing sphere of 
ice and gray. The star of this new 
world flickers on its edge, and its 
cosmic heat spills into the void. 
The dull outline of the atmosphere 
glows to light the world and the 
void beyond. 


SCP-2651-C stops forming new 
symbols on its head for a minute. 


SCP-2651-C: Gaze upon the 
planet's surface. Empty tundra(?), 
volcanic destruction, impossible 
lands, impossible beasts. Across 
an ice flat is a mass of machines, 
shredding through the terrain and 
constructing the first homes. 
Gaze at the thing shambling 
towards the machines, itself limbs 
flailing, itself maws flailing the 
viscera of the past failed 
machines. Yourselves spirits 
reach into the thing. Gaze inside 
and twist. 


All entities spasm. 


SCP-2651-C: The corpse of the 
thing melts into the ice and the 
machines continue. Ourselves 
spirits strengthen. Soon ourselves 
will rip the flaws of the world off 
and open the beauty underneath. 
The first cities will be built and our 


species will triumph. And should 
the invaders of the Third World 
find us once again ourselves will 
[Unknown: A long sentence]. All 
future beings will gaze upon us as 
ourselves gaze from the stars. 


No new symbols or vocalizations 
for 38 seconds. 


SCP-2651-C: Ourselves see 
Rakmou-leusan®. Itself floats 
before ourselves, wreathed in 
blood and light. Itself (tendrils?) 
are outstretched to yourselves, 
yourselves reach back. Gaze into 
itself and let it gaze into 
yourselves. 


The spheres circling around 
SCP-2651-C's head reshape to 
form structures resembling 
SCP-2651-B instances and 
SCP-2651-C. 


SCP-2651-C: Gaze yourselves 
and let itself drag ourselves spirits 
into godhood. 


All entities go limp and bleeding 
stops. SCP-2651-B7 begins to 
slowly stand up. 


SCP-2651-B7: (Unknown clicking 
vocalizations) 


SCP-2651-C: Itself is not 
Rakmou-leusan. 


All SCP-2651-B instances and 
SCP-2651-C begin to convulse, 


SCP-300: "A World in a Bottle" 


SCP-300, photographed prior to Foundation containment 


Item #: SCP-300 


Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-300 is stored in a locked 
and climate-controlled container at Site . Experimentation on 
SCP-300 may only be performed with prior written permission from 
at least one (1) Level 3 Senior Researcher, and any observations 
made must be recorded for later analysis. 


its head rapidly oscillating and 
expelling chunks of ectoplasm. 
SCP-2651-B7 slowly moves 
toward SCP-2651-A as bulky 
appendages grow out of the 
puncture wounds in their body. 
SCP-2651-C's head begins 
melting.’ 


SCP-2651-C: [Illegible] must not 
listen, must not drag in [illegible]. 
Yourself flesh traitor. 


SCP-2651-B7's appendages 
reach into the sphere when a 
large dent forms on their back, as 
if an object collided with their 
body. The back half of SCP-2651- 
B7 abruptly breaks apart into 
small fragments and a large 
volume of haemorozin. Numerous 
small holes, matching the size of 
the bullets found in the cavern, 
begin opening along the 
remaining half as the entity 
collapses onto SCP-2651-A. 


A loud whirring noise is produced 
by SCP-2651-A. Trails of 
ectoplasm extend out of it and 
connect with each entity. All 
SCP-2651-B instances and 
SCP-2651-C spontaneously 
relocate to their standard 
positions and appearances. 


<END LOG> 


Footnotes 
1. Devices used to detect and observe entities composed of 


ectoplasm. 

2. Colloquially referred to as "ghosts." 

3. A geologic time frame from 1,000 to 541 million years ago, 
notable for severe glaciation where ice sheets covered most of the 
planet and the evolution of the earliest known multicellular 
organisms. 

4. A language spoken by Gol-03088 ("The Church of the Second 
Hytoth") and someextraterrestrialentities. All known dialects are 
unusually similar, despite the large distances between OEL- 
speaking communities that would be expected to cause major 
differences between the dialects over time. 

5. Presumed to be referencing the Koru-teusa ("Holy Seven"), a 
group of seven gods worshiped by the Church of the Second Hytoth. 
In the group's Ortothan mythology all of the seven required blood 
sacrifices to stay alive, though all but one (the "Holy Fourth") has 
died. 

6. The "Holy Fourth." According to Ortothan mythology they were an 
extraterrestrial mortal that ascended to godhood, currently 
responsible for protecting the universe from extrauniversal threats. 
7. Minkowski Spacetime Monitors near the anomaly's containment 
chamber will occasionally detect an object with a high mass of 2 x 
1020solar masses manifest above SCP-2651-A at this point. No 
major gravitational and spatial phenomena that would be expected 
from such a manifestation are observed, however. 


SCP-2652: That Deaf, Dumb and Blind Kid 


Item #: SCP-2652 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2652 is to be kept in a 
hospital bed in a modified humanoid containment room at Site 73. 
SCP-2652 is to be fed three times daily with a nutrient paste 
providing approximately 2500 kilocalories per day and an 
appropriate regimen of vitamins and supplements for an adult male, 
to be delivered into its primary orifice via feeding tube. A bedpan 
and/or relief tube is to be provided for extraction of waste from its 
secondary orifice. SCP-2652 is to undergo regular bathing, rotation, 
and massage to prevent formation of bedsores, and is to receive 
medical screening and treatment as appropriate. 


SCP-2652's sensory ports are to be cleaned and examined regularly 
and before and after testing, and may be repaired or replaced as 
necessary. 


Description: SCP-2652 is a manmade humanoid organism, 
genetically similar to Homo sapiens sapiens, which has undergone 
extreme genetic, cybernetic, and surgical alteration, both before and 
after its conception and birth. The organism's body is cylindrical, 
approximately 1.6 meters in length with an average circumference of 
120 centimeters. The organism possesses no legs or head, and 
appears to be analogous to the torso of a non-anomalous human 
being, with a rudimentary pelvis located at the lower end anda 
spinal column beginning at the pelvis and continuing to the brain 
situated at the upper end, with the digestive, respiratory, and 
pulmonary organs located between. The organism possesses two 
major orifices; one at the upper end which is analogous to the mouth 
of anon-anomalous human being but does not possess teeth or a 
tongue, and one at the lower end which performs all urinary/ 
excretory functions. Based on SCP-2652's skin tone and genetic 
analysis, the organism is believed to have been created using DNA 


samples derived from a Caucasian male. 


SCP-2652 possesses seven pairs of arms, branching off from its 
body from separate pairs of shoulders situated along the organism's 
spine. Between each pair of arms, on the front-facing side of the 
organism, a panel has been installed containing connectors for input 
cables of the type used to attach video game consoles or similar 
devices to televisions. Biopsies and CT scans of SCP-2652 indicate 
that these connectors are attached to nerves which are interweaved 
into the organism's spinal cord and connect to the brain. It is 
believed that these connections provide sensory information to the 
brain in the same way that the eyes and ears provide information to 
the brain in non-anomalous humans. 


Testing indicates that, when the output cables from a video game 
console are attached to one of SCP-2652's input panels and a 
control device attached to said system is placed in its matching pair 
of hands, that in almost all circumstances it is capable of playing any 
game loaded into the console to a degree of proficiency exceeding 
that which a human player is capable of. Although SCP-2652 
possesses no sexual organs, nerves attached to the sensory ports 
are additionally linked to parts of the brain associated with sexual 
pleasure; testing indicates that, upon achieving a desirable result in 
a game, SCP-2652 experiences sensations comparable to orgasm 
in non-anomalous humans. 


SCP-2652 was discovered on / /201 by South Korean customs 
officials at Incheon International Airport. The organism was sealed 
inside a crate on an air freight flight originating from San Francisco 
International Airport; customs declarations indicated the crate had 
been shipped by "Ancients International", a front group believed to 
be associated with [REDACTED]. 


Addendum: Intercepted internal communications from 
[REDACTED] 


From: Marketing@ 
To: Research@ 


Is the product going to be ready by the end of the 
month? Our client needs delivery before season 11 


starts if their long-term strategy is going to be viable, and 
we know that [REDACTED]'s model is already up to 
1350 APM on the latest DLC. 


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SCP-2653: Sausages 


Item #: SCP-2653 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-2653 are 
to be locked in Site-11's Anomalous Item Storage Locker. No 
personnel are to be allowed to consume any instance of SCP-2653. 


All subjects who have consumed SCP-2653 in the proper manner 
are to be contained in Standard Humanoid Containment Cells at 
Site-11. No subjects are to be exposed to any media or information 
related to the following: The ongoing Syrian Civil War, Hungary, 
current Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orban, the ongoing 
European migrant crisis, political refugees in general, and feet. All 
personnel interacting with subjects are to keep their feet covered at 
all times, and no writing implements of any kind are to be brought 
into these cells. 


Description: SCP-2653 are 23 identical packs of exactly 6 Italian 
hot sausage links each, labeled as "Bashar al-Assad's Delicious 
Notorious Meat Product for Families!" Each individual sausage is of 
non-anomalous composition, and is identical to a normal Italian hot 
sausage link. Packaging on each pack is in a creole of Hungarian 
and English, and describes SCP-2653 as having been manufactured 
by the Hormel Foods Corporation. Each pack features testimonials 
on the product's "reliability" from al-Assad, as well as American 
comedian Bob Odenkirk, Indian composer and singer Bappi Lahiri, 
and French lawyer and politician Marine Le Pen. 


If an instance of SCP-2653 is consumed inside of a standard Hot 
dog bun, the subject will experience multiple major psychological 
changes, including: 


* Identification with an extreme far-right political affiliation, 
regardless of previous preferences. 


¢ Obsession with Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban. 

* Compulsion to draw the shape of Hungary on any available 
flat surface. 

Tendency to become unusually angry when discussing the 
conflict in Syria. 

Belief that all refugees of the Syrian Civil War have a desire to 
destroy the sausage manufacturing industry in Europe. 
Perception that all bare feet are cooked Italian sausages. 
Subjects will express a desire to slice off any bare feet seen 
and consume them, though they do not act on this desire. 
Tendency to become withdrawn when discussing the feet of 
people of Middle Eastern descent. 

Tendency to become extroverted when discussing the feet of 
Viktor Orban. 

Perception that all meat used in sausage manufacturing 
originates from Middle Eastern refugees. 


SCP-2653 was recovered from the meat department at a Walmart 
near Plainview, Wisconsin. According to store employees, there is 
no record of SCP-2653 having been delivered to the store, and that 
seven packages of SCP-2653 had already been sold. Residents of 
Plainview who had consumed these packages of SCP-2653 
constitute the subjects currently in containment, the majority of 
which had little or no knowledge of European politics prior to 
consumption of SCP-2653. Amnestics have been ineffective in 
suppressing the effects. 


Addendum: Testimony from comedian Bob Odenkirk found on 
SCP-2653 packs. Odenkirk was interviewed and found to have no 
awareness of the existence of SCP-2653. Class-B amnestics were 
administered. 


Finally, sausages | can really enjoy! These finom babies 
really allowed me to crank out those komédia sermons 
for the Netflix temple! Istenem! Istenem! We will stamp 
out the intolerant left. Those Syrian sertések cannot stop 
the march of the kielbasa. We want to reinstate Orban to 
power. Watch my komédia sermons to know more about 
what you can do. Join the cause, a baratom! If you do, 
you get to eat these sausages all day! 


Next: The News Tonight: Wednesday April 26th 2017 


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SCP-2654: 1001 Arabian Snacks 


Item #: SCP-2654 
Object Class: Safe