Foreword: Dr. Omensen willfully ensured that 
she would be the next possessor of 
SCP-3692’s notebook, with the caveat that she 
would inform the Foundation of the notebook’s 
contents. As soon as SCP-3692-A occurred, 
this interview was conducted through an audio 
communicator. 


<Begin Log> 

Dr. Rhodes: Hello, Jamie. We should 
probably start recording this, considering 
what’s now in your possession. 


Dr. Omensen: | guess you’re right. Just one 
moment. | have to write this down. 


[30 seconds pass] 


Dr. Omensen: Okay, I’m ready Dr. Rhodes. 
And please, let’s try to keep this formal... I’m 
SCP-3692-1 now, aren’t |? 


Dr. Rhodes: | guess you're right. Well, can 
you begin to tell me what’s inside your 
notebook? 


SCP-3692-1: Well, it’s a regular 192-page 
notebook, except... It’s empty. 


Dr. Rhodes: Empty? 


SCP-3692-1: Yeah, just like me, haha... 

Dr. Omensen: Dr. Rhodes, | think effects are 
beginning to manifest themselves. I'll do my 
best to hurry this along before... You know. 
Anyway, the book seems empty. I’m flipping 
through and- 


[SCP-3692-1 gasps] 
SCP-3692-1: There’s more. 


Dr. Rhodes: More what? More pages, any 
writing, anything? 


SCP-3692-1: More pages. Outside of mine. 
Before mine. Hundreds, filled and filled with 
others, other me’s. These empty 192 are mine. 
|.. | don’t think | can leave until they’re filled. 


Dr. Rhodes: | will ensure you have the 
opportunity to do just that, Jam- SCP-3692-1. 
Can you describe to me the contents of some 
of those previous pages? Perhaps the first 
few? 


SCP-3692-1: | don’t think that he - | mean they 
- | mean | really don't want to do that. 


Dr. Rhodes: Jamie, you volunteered to do this 
for exactly this reason. | would not have let you 
do this otherwise. 


SCP-3692-1: Okay, but he’s, they’re going to 
be mad... 


[45 seconds of the sound of flipping pages] 


SCP-3692-1: There’s so many... Ah, I’ve 


found the first page. It’s a title page, where the 
owner of the notebook writes their name and.. 
Oh God, Doctor. 


Dr. Rhodes: What is it? 


SCP-3692-1: No, no no no, it can’t be Its 
just- 


[At this point, the data file becomes corrupted 
and illegible static for the remaining 30 
seconds] 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Following this, 
SCP-3692-1, formerly Jamie Omensen, 
declined any further interviews or questions, 
as well as refills of her prescribed medication. 
Two days later, SCP-3692-A was triggered 
and ownership was passed to an appropriate 
D-Class personnel. As SCP-3692-2, Dr. 
Omensen was nonresponsive to anything but 
the most basic physical commands, refusing 
eye contact or connection with Foundation 
personnel, including Dr. Rhodes. Dr. Rhodes 
also has no recollection of the contents of the 
last 30 seconds of that audio file before 
hanging up the phone, reporting hearing 
nothing but static. Dr. Rhodes reported acute 
mental stress and a mild headache at the 
termination of this interview, which may or may 
not be anomalous or simply due to the 
emotions involved. 


It appears that information about the 
notebook’s contents can’t be known through 
audio. Only visual communication seems 
sufficient. Further, less stressful testing with 
other subjects has shown all instances of 


SCP-3692-1 refusing or being incapable of 
writing down what they see in the notebook on 
any surface that is not a page of the notebook. 
May Dr. Omensen find peace in rest. - Dr. 
Rhodes 


Document 3692-1: 


+ Show Document 3692-1 


The following belongings are to be set up in 
the room containing SCP-3692: 


Desk with overhead lamp 

Bed 

Shower with fan-drying component 
Toilet with bidet 

Bookcase with the following: 


Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov 

theMystery.doc by Matthew McIntosh 

The collected works of Friedrich Nietzsche and Roland 
Barthes 

Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges 

Assorted works by Michel Foucault and Jacques Derrida 
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski 


During periods where SCP-3692-1’s room is unoccupied 
(i.e. immediately after SCP-3692-A), the status of each 
of these objects is to be noted and, if necessary, they are 
to be replaced. 


Document 3692-4: 


+ Show Document 3692-4 


The following is a log of known SCP-3692-1s 
during the duration of SCP-3692’s 
containment at the Foundation. Certain logs 
have been omitted. 


SCP-480: Recurring Nightmare Field 


Item #: SCP-480 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-415, located 142 km SSW 
of , Wyoming, United States, has been constructed at the 
location of SCP-480's recovery, and is to be used exclusively for its 
containment. SCP-480 is to be monitored constantly for indicator 
signs of an impending fluctuation event. 


SCP-480 is contained in a Type-3 standard observation chamber 
retrofitted with an early-warning system consisting of a spectrum of 
electromagnetic radiation sensors. Work stations and research staff 
are to be situated a minimum distance of 25m from the observed 
center of SCP-480. In the event of a likely significant expansion of 
the area of SCP-480, a D-Class subject is to be immediately 
prepared and secured in the observation antechamber located next 
to the primary containment unit. 


Addendum 28-MIKE: To address concerns raised by research staff, 
a memetic pass-phrase system has been instituted to confirm that 
personnel are not currently under the effects of SCP-480. All 
personnel completing a shift at Site-415 must undergo memetic 
reality confirmation protocols prior to being signed out. 


Description: SCP-480 is a localized electromagnetic field 
generated by an unseen and as yet unknown source, capable of 
inducing substantial changes to human consciousness and 


physiology. 


While size and strength of the electromagnetic field fluctuate 
constantly, SCP-480 typically occupies a space of approximately 
450m3 and usually is observed to be between 2.4T and 4.6T. 
SCP-480 is capable, however, of contracting and expanding 
substantially; it has been documented at minimums of 38.1uT and 


Identity of SCP-3692-1: Jacob __, 17-year 
old resident of , USA, where SCP-3692 
was discovered. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-1: 
Reports on an abnormal series of suicides at 

High School were posted to local and 
regional news sources, which drew the 
Foundation’s interest. After an investigation, 
the notebook in the possession of Jacob was 
narrowed down to the common thread, and 
further anomalies were observed that made 
apparent to the Foundation that SCP-3692 
was, indeed, an anomalous object. In the 2 
months during this investigation, Jacob’s 
mental state continuously declined, as was 
observed in recent grades and several 
psychiatric evaluations. When the Foundation 
repossessed SCP-3692, SCP-3692-A was 
immediately triggered. 


Event SCP-3692-A: At approximately the 
same time that Foundation researchers signed 
for an order to acquiesce SCP-3692, this event 
was triggered. Possession of SCP-3692 
transferred to a low-ranking Foundation 
personnel, Alex Trigarian, who was at the time 
interviewing Jacob. It was not discovered that 
this event had taken place until the Foundation 
gave Alex orders to acquire the object. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-2: 
Subject successfully self-terminated on / / 
via [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


It is unecessary for the details surrounding 
SCP-3692-1's termination to be made visible 
for lower security clearances. - Senior 
Researcher June Rhodes 


Identity of SCP-3692-1: Alex Trigarian, 24- 
year old former field agent of the Foundation. 
Agent was deemed fit for field work 24 days 
prior to the events surrounding SCP-3692’s 
initial discovery. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-1: 
Foundation personnel quarantined Agent 
Trigarian for a period of two months. This 
period was initially going to be two weeks, 
though an uncharacteristic decline in 
SCP-3692-1’s mental state, namely an 
obsession over “the book” made researchers 
reluctant to allow him back into the field. 


Event SCP-3692-A: SCP-3692-1’s remains 
were foundon / /_ . After investigation, 
SCP-3692 was found in possession of 
resident of the adjacent cell to SCP-3692-1. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-2: 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 


Following this, we put forth a more thorough 
exploration of SCP-3692’s abilities and 
anomalous properties. We put a moratorium 
on any contact with SCP-3692-1, with the 
exception of biweekly psychiatric evaluation. | 
am Sad to speak of the casualties in 
pursuance of this goal, but they were a 
necessary sacrifice to ensuring the now- 
failsafe containment of SCP-3692. - Senior 
Researcher Rhodes 


Identity of SCP-3692-1: John , 30-year 
old guard of SCP-3692’s chambers. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-1: Prior 
to current containment procedures, policy was 
for guards to do a biweekly checkup of 


SCP-3692-1 and commit a search of the room 
for anything not permitted within. It appears 
that Mr. , possibly inadvertently, viewed 
the inside of the notebook. He reported this to 
Site Director Rhodes, who put him under 
voluntary quarantine. SCP-3692-A occurred 
after days, and Mr. became 
SCP-3692-1. He immediately began to exhibit 
behavior typical of SCP-3692-1, and was 
treated as such for the remainder of his time 
as SCP-3692-1. 


Event SCP-3692-A: After 192 days as 
SCP-3692-1, SCP-3692-A occurred with no 
issue, ownership transferring to appropriate D- 
Class personnel. 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-2: 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. 


It was at this point that SCP-3692's ability to 
"Choose" anyone who has seen the interior of 
the notebook was discovered. Extreme care 
must be taken to ensure that a similar incident 
does not happen again. - Dr. Rhodes 


Identity of SCP-3692-1: Dr. Jamie Omensen, 
junior researcher at Site- . 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-1: See 
Addendum 3692.1 


Event SCP-3692-A: See Addendum 3692.1 


Summary of Duration as SCP-3692-2: Jamie 
died a calm and peaceful death in her sleep, 
following her release from tenure as 
SCP-3692-1. We gave her sedatives to calm 
her nerves and slow her heart rate, which was 
at bpm. Following her death, the Foundation 


provided her family with a very healthy 
severance package and an in-person 
condolences from Dr. Rhodes. 

I'm sorry, Jamie. I'll do what | can to ensure 
your fate was not in vain. The Foundation will 
come to know more about this. - June 


FURTHER DOCUMENTATION IS RESTRICTED TO 
SECURITY CLEARANCE 4 OR HIGHER. 
End of Document. What do you want now? 
$ I'm so sorry, Jamie. 
I'm afraid | do not understand your query. 
$ Security_Clearance_4 


I’m sorry. I’m afraid | choose not to understand your 
query. 
$ Access SCP-3692.Security_Clearance_4 


Try again. 


Goodbye. You'll be back. 


Oh look, two lines down. 


Welcome to the SCP Foundation Secure Intranet (SFSI) 
Loading... 
Loading... 


Please enter your credentials below: 
$ JRhodes@foundation.net | |[AmThe_Authgor 


Warning: Being a site-wide administrator is 
punishable by your death. To ensure that your 
identity matches the account above, please follow 
the instructions on your personal authenticator in 
the next 60 seconds. 


Hello Doctor. An attempt to login to your 
account has been made. If this is you, firmly 
press thumb down onto the opposite face of 
this device. Wait for the needle. This will hurt. 


... [need more. 


... DNA confirmed. 
Authentication: Confirmed. 
Welcome, Doctor Rhodes, to SFSI. What do you want? 


$ Access SCP-3692 


Fine. Which version of this SCP entry would you like to 
view? The options are listed below (options with a green 
“O” are permitted for access and edit with your level of 


security clearance): 


Security_Clearance_0 X | Security_Clearance_1 X | 
Security_Clearance_2 X 


Security_Clearance_3 X | Security_Clearance_4 O | 
Security_Clearance_5 X 


Security_Clearance_4 


Nothing? 


Please. 
| just need to see this. 
It's all | have left. 


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$ You've taken everything else from me. 


You want it? Here it is. You’ve scrolled for long enough, 
that’s for sure: 


WARNING: THE 
FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 


/?222? CLASSIFIED 


ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT 
LEVEL 9999/3692 AUTHORIZATION WILL BE 
LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE SELF- 
TERMINATION. 


SCP-3692 


Item #: the notebook 

Item #: the entity 

Item #: Senior Researcher of Site- , Dr. June Rhodes 
Item #: Jamie Omensen, fictional character 


$ | can't stop writing. 
$ You've taken my words from me, too. 


Object Class: Irrelevant 
Are we already almost done? 
| really don't want to go. 


You've known me for all these words and will only know 
me for so few more. 


$ | don't want you to stay. 
$ Leave. 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is not to be given a 
number. 


Special Containment Procedures: On a poorly-formatted html 
document that no one’s ever going to read. On a redundant piece of 
horror media recreated from some stolen idea, probably. In a 10m x 
10m x 10m x 10m x 10m cube of Narrativium, designed to break at a 
future story you’re never going to write. 

Special Containment Procedures: | need to keep writing. 


$ | need to keep writing. 


Description: | am SCP-3692. 


Description: SCP-3692 is a poor rip off of SCP-3999, SCP-3005, 
and numerous others without the skill of finesse or experience those 
authors enjoyed. 

Description: SCP-3692 is an attempt to mimic popular trends in 
media and print. 

Description: SCP-3692 is a monument to all your sins. 
Description: SCP-3692 is a diary. It is a memory. A time. A place. A 
state of mind. 


Item #: juno-rosee 

Item #: the author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the 
author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the author 
wishes they were dead the author is dead the author is dead the 
author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the author is 
dead the author wishes they were dead the author is dead the 
author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the author is 
dead the author is dead the author wishes they were dead the 
author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the author is 
dead the author is dead the author is dead the author wishes they 
were dead the author is dead the author is dead the author is dead 
the author is dead the author is dead the author is dead the author 
wishes they were dead 


Description: SCP-3692 is an argument between the author and 
characters and characters and characters and and and 
Description: SCP-3692 is Senior Researcher of Site- , Dr. June 


Rhodes’ ego death 

Description: SCP-3692 is a failed attempt by the Foundation to 
understand the loss of self with an outdated mental disorder 
handbook. 

Description: SCP-3692 is the hidden text in the white space of this 
SCP article. 


Addendum: [Optional Required additional paragraphs] 
Oh wow, look, more room to write. 


| need to keep writing. 
Document 3692-1: 


+ Document 3692-1 


The following belongings are to be set up in 
the room containing SCP-3692: 


A bottle of Jack Daniels 

A bottle of Rose 

A Bottle of White Wine 

1/4 Oz of Marijuana 

3 tabs of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (the real shit, if it’s 
bitter it’s a spitter) 

Bookcase with the following: 


Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov 

The Pale King by David Foster Wallace 

theMystery.doc by Matthew McIntosh 

The collected works of Friedrich Nietzsche and Roland 
Barthes 

Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges 

Assorted works by Michel Foucault and Jacques Derrida 
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski 

Books by self important white men you hate 


During periods where SCP-3692-1’s room is unoccupied 


(i.e. immediately after SCP-3692-A), the status of each 
of these objects is to be noted and, if necessary, they are 
to be replaced. 


Document 3692-4: 
+ Show Document 3692-4 


The following is a log of known SCP-3692-1s during the 
duration of SCP-3692’s containment at the Foundation. 
No logs have been omitted.