03:12:09 - Surviving members of MTF 
Epsilon-9 return to the aircraft. A set of 
boarding stairs has been obtained from the 
local airport. As they ascend, SCP-3205-A 
stands beside them, holding up the object and 
making various poses (thumbs up, peace 
sign). 


03:13:50 - SCP-3205-A reenters the aircraft. 
No further anomalous activity for remainder of 
log. 


Footnotes 

1. Lieutenant A. al-Ahmad, ex-Syrian Army, dob. 14/2/1945. 

2. HRH Prince Andrew the Duke of York was serving aboard the 
vessel, and was confirmed to be in the vicinity when the 
photographs were taken. 

3. Subsequently designated Incident 3205-1 and 3205-2. 

4. "0/5 not as advertised. Will make a complaint!" 


SCP-3206: Who Wouldn't Want A Vomeronasal 
Organ? 


Item #: SCP-3206 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Turkana County, Kenya must 
be under phone surveillance. Individuals confirmed to be affected by 
SCP-3206 must undergo the necessary surgical procedures under 
the auspices of both a physician and veterinary doctor, followed by 
amnesticization and release. A maximum of 50 affected individuals 
may be allowed to persist under SCP-3206 for no more than three 
months at a time for the purpose of behavioural study. 


All telephone calls involving the number +254 must be 
documented and individuals involved in these calls detained for a 
minimum of five hours. Should SCP-3206 manifest, said persons 
must be subject to the aforementioned containment procedures. 


Persons of Interest-3206-1 through -8 must be under video and 
phone surveillance. Should anomalous activity be observed, Pols 
are to be contained at Site-52. 


UPDATE (12.04.2013): Pol-3206-3 is currently uncontained (see 
Call Transcript BN0358). All other Pols must be held in standard 
humanoid containment at Site-52 until further notice. Direct 
interaction with SCP-3206-A is tentatively forbidden. 


Description: SCP-3206 is a phenomenon whereby humans develop 
a fully functioning vomeronasal organ! (VNO) anatomically and 
genetically identical to that of Equus ferus caballus (horse). This is 
accompanied by associated behaviour typical of ungulates and 
felids possessing a VNO, particularly the flenmen response2. 


Approximately 76% of affected individuals seek medical attention or 
express concern regarding the effects of SCP-3206, reflecting a 


shrinking majority since the commencement of containment 
procedures. In a minority of cases, individuals compulsively or 
opportunistically utilise SCP-3206 in a variety of ways, commonly 
pursuing persons of interest and congregating in poorly sanitised 
public restrooms. 


The vast majority of confirmed cases of SCP-3206 to date have 
occurred in rural areas in Turkana County, Kenya. SCP-3206 was 
first recorded in November 2005. 


Addendum 3206-01: The manifestation of SCP-3206 is associated 
with calling or accepting a call from the telephone number +254 

. In all cases, one of several entities (collectively designated 
SCP-3206-A) can be heard, although comprehension is hampered 
by the occasional interruption of equine vocalisations of uncertain 
origin. SCP-3206-A attempts to sell VNOs to the other party, making 
poor use of tactics commonly associated with fraudulent 
telemarketing. If the other party declines the offer, the call 
terminates without further incident. 


Should the offer be accepted, the entity ceases vocalisation and 
communication is no longer possible. Instead, a consistent rhythm of 
heavy thuds, accompanied irregularly by muffled groans, are heard. 
The frequency and intensity of these sounds increases gradually 
over time, terminating in a wet slapping noise and vocalisations 
described as reminiscent of a foal in distress. At this point, the call 
ends. SCP-3206 manifests in individuals exposed to the call 
between three and four hours after the connection is terminated. 


Attempts to trace the call are consistently met with failure. 


Addendum 3206-05: Through the use of voice recognition software, 
a significant match has been identified between SCP-3206-A and 
eight individuals (designated Pol-3206-1 through -8). All persons are 
currently alive and are pastoralists in the Turkana region, although 
no other relation between them has been identified. No evidence of 
involvement in SCP-3206 has been found. 


Open Document: SCP-3206 Call Transcript BN0358 
SCP-3206 Transcript BN0358 


unwise o'er the night, but you are so shaken by doubt 
and fear than in your bewildered arrogance, you would 
vainly seek to chain the sun itself unto the heavens to 
hold back the daily night. The delivering angels 
themselves you contain with three digits and four walls. 
Do you not see the blindness with which you walk and 
swing your blade? On the final day, would you have us 
contain Black Surtr himself with measures and science, 
and condemn ourselves to rotten stagnancy as you hold 
back his pure cleansing fires? 


| do not ask you not to act, but act with enlightenment 
and heart; neither should one be seduced by the dark 
nor blinded by the light, but walk firmly in the twilight and 
gaze unto all realms. Walk the World of Fire with bare 
feet and you will find yourself without the scars you never 
knew you had. 


| leave you with one final truth; The Garden is the 
Serpent's place; the divinities of fear and order who 
come to walk in the cool evening air are only visitors. Do 
not fail to see the evil hiding in the light, nor the aromatic 
beauty of the palest flower of darkness. 


Signed Sincerely, 
L.S. 


P.S. - You'll thank me for deleting what you call ‘407’ 


Foreword: The call was initiated by Operative 
H. Ouma with the purpose of confronting an 
instance of SCP-3206-A regarding its identity. 


<Begin Log> 
Ouma: Hello? Please identify yourself. 


3206-A: Hi, there. It’s good that you gave me a 
call (nickering is audible). We've been trying to 
contact you by mail, email — even knocked on 
your bedroom door. Are you ready to take up 
our limited, once-in-a-lifetime offer? We offer 
prime VNOs for just zero bob’. 


Ouma: Is this Rachel Githuru4? 


3206-A is unresponsive for approximately 30 
seconds, at which point a notably confused 
and somewhat distressed male voice begins 
vocalising. 


3206-A1: Hi—hi, there. It’s good that you gave 
me a call. We've been trying to contact you by 
mail, email — even knocked on your bedroom 
door. Can—are you ready to take up our 
limited, once-in-a-lifetime offer? We offer prime 
VNOs for just zero bob. 


Ouma: Who are you? Where is Rachel 
Githuru? 


3206-A1: The offer. It’s great (high-pitched 
whinnying is audible). All the VNOs you could 
wish for — a lifetime’s supply, free of charge. 
What do you say, ma’am? 


Ouma: Where is Rachel Githuru? 


3206-A1: Oh, my colleague? She—she’s 
gone. Didn’t do her job right, it’s a sh—shame. 
Boss had to dismiss her. But | assure you, I’m 


a more than adequate replacement. Please. 
How about that deal? How many VNOs should 
| put you down for? I—I won’t take no for an 
answer. 


Ouma: Sorry, but | don’t want any VNOs. Not 
unless you are willing to answer my questions. 


High-pitched whinnying is audible, after which 
the same, unidentified voice proceeds to 
whisper. 


3206-A1: Ok, ok. My n—name is John 
Ochieng. I—I don’t know where | am. | just 
woke up sitting at this table with this phone. 
There’s—was a thing here, telling me to—to 
talk to you. To say these things. B—but it’s... | 
think it’s gone now. 


Ouma: Ok, John. Describe your surroundings. 
Maybe there is something that could indicate 
where you are. 


3206-A1: It’s—it’s so dark. | don’t know—| 
think I’m inside a big building. I’m covered in 
something... it’s so dry. I—I think this is hay. 
There’s just hay everywhere. Wait—why is it 
so sticky? 


Ouma: Can you remember how you got to this 
place, John? 


3206-A1: No. | remember... | think | fell asleep 
on my sofa and then | woke up... here. My 
wife and ch—children, are they ok? Please, 
make sure they’re ok. 


Ouma: Yes, we—where does your family live? 
We can bring them to a safe— 


3206-A1: Listen. Please... accept the offer. 


The thing — it’s back. Just please, t—take it. | 
don’t want it to—please. 


Ouma: Try and move away from the entity, 
stay as far away from it as you can. 


3206-A1: P—please, ma’am. Have a VNO on 
the house. H—help this starving little company 
stay above water. My... my kids, they are so 
lovely. | don’t want them to... lose their way. 
Just this once, on the house. 


Ouma: I—ok, John. | accept your offer. 


3206-A1: Oh, oh thank you (low-pitched 
whinnying is audible). Thank you for your p- 
purchase, and be sure to pass our number on 
to your... to your friends and family. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Operative Ouma was 
subject to SCP-3206 four hours after 
termination of the call. No other incidents 
related to the call have been observed. No 
match has been found between the 
unidentified iteration of SCP-3206-A (sub- 
designated SCP-3206-A1) and living 
individuals. Missing persons reports in 
Turkana County are currently under 
investigation for correlation with SCP-3206-A1. 


Surveillance of Pol-3206-3 was spontaneously 
disrupted during the call. Recovery of 
Pol-3206-3 is ongoing. 


Addendum 3206-11: Since the initial manifestation of SCP-3206- 
A1, its appearance has been recorded in a further 26 calls. A lack of 
consistency in the behaviour of SCP-3206-A1 in these cases casts 
some doubt on the authenticity of information garnered from the 
entity through Call BN0358. 


Footnotes 

1. A secondary olfactory sense organ found in a variety of animals 
2. The curling back of the top lip, exposing the front teeth, gum, and 
VNO (by extension), for the purpose of investigating a specific site 
or odour 

3. Vernacular term for the Kenyan Shilling, the national currency 

4. Pol-3206-3 


SCP-3207: The Think-Tank 


Item #: SCP-3207 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3207 is currently kept in a 
8m x 8m x 6m containment chamber located at Site-10. SCP-3207 
is not to be activated except under strict testing conditions. Any 
potential movement on the part of SCP-3207 when unpowered is to 
be prevented via steel restraints binding its wheels and base. ! 
Maintenance of the organic and non-anomalous portions of 
SCP-3207 are to be performed twice a month by an on-site team of 
engineers and medical doctors briefed on the details of SCP-3207’s 
construction. 


All testing of SCP-3207 is to take place at AWTR® 41, located a 
short distance from Site-10, and must be approved by at least one 
member of Level 3 personnel. 


For information on the initial disinformation campaign involving 
SCP-3207, see Addendum 3207-1. 


Description: SCP-3207 is a mobile war machine, five meters in 
diameter, believed to have been created in 1488 through a 
collaboration between inventor Leonardo da Vinci and an obscure 
artisan in the employ of the Duke of Milan named Marco Saul. It is 
constructed from a mixture of technology available at the time and 
anomalously advanced technology, the origins of which have yet to 
be determined. Investigation suggests that although SCP-3207 was 
completed, it was not deployed due to a falling out between its two 
creators. 


In terms of construction, SCP-3207 consists of a conical ‘shell’, 
composed of wood and reinforced with metal plates, covering a 
main body. A number of cannons are placed around the rotatable 
perimeter of the machine, allowing it to fire in any direction. 


Perceptive devices are also present around SCP-3207’s perimeter, 
allowing its control unit to inspect the area and hear sounds around 
itself. Apart from these, most of SCP-3207’s anomalous features are 
present on the interior of the machine or when it is activated, and 
are thus not immediately obvious from outside observation. 


When active, SCP-3207’s cannons are capable of firing blasts of an 
unknown form of energy, red in colouration and capable of 
vaporizing organic matter on contact. These blasts have also proven 
capable of heavily damaging stone fortifications, often blasting them 
apart with ease - however, most metal structures seem to present a 
great deal of resistance to it. 


At the core of SCP-3207's interior is a metal power unit of unknown 
origin. A switch on the side of the power unit activates and 
deactivates it. Although it has not been detected emitting significant 
amounts of radiation, individuals in the vicinity report feelings of 
nausea and sickness when near SCP-3207, which grow more 
severe until they are removed from its presence.3 A repelling field 
invisible to the naked eye, which protects SCP-3207 from attack and 
adverse effects of high temperatures, is also deployed when 
SCP-3207 is active. Repeated impacts on a single section of 
SCP-3207 will temporarily deactivate the repelling field for up to 
thirty seconds. 


SCP-3207’s control mechanism consists of a human brain and 
nervous system, stripped from an unknown donor and hooked into 
the machine’s mechanisms, the brain thus directing them through a 
method that is not yet understood. Testing with the control 
mechanism indicates that its only means of perceiving the outside 
world are through the perceptive devices on its exterior. 


The control mechanism is soaked in a wax-like substance that acts 
as a life support system and slows cellular degeneration4, also 
shielding it somewhat from the negative effects of SCP-3207’s 
active power unit. Analysis of SCP-3207 has revealed that while its 
control mechanism is conscious, this is only the case while the 
power unit is active. While it is deactivated, the brain goes into a 
dormant state and SCP-3207 does not respond to stimuli. 


Interview 3207-1 


Interviewer: Dr. 
Interviewed: SCP-3207 


(Interview was conducted at AWTR 41. Subject was told 
to move itself to the left side of the chamber to indicate a 
positive response and to the right for a negative one. 
Interviewer was behind a protective barrier at all times. 
Original interview was conducted in Italian.) 


<Begin Interview> 


Dr. : Hello, SCP-3207. To begin - can you 
see me? 


(Subject moves to the left.) 


Dr. : Excellent. | assume you can hear me, 
also? 


(Subject remains on the left side of the room.) 


Dr. : Can you perceive me with any other 
senses? 


(Subject moves to the right.) 


Dr. : May | ask, are you aware of your 
current state of being - that you are no longer 
inhabiting a human body? 


(Subject moves to the left.) 


Dr. : Was this process something you 
volunteered for? 


(Subject moves to the right.) 
Dr. : You were coerced into this? 
(Subject moves to the left.) 


Dr. : Physically? 


(Subject moves to the right.) 
Dr. : Were you blackmailed? 


(Subject remains on the right side of the 
room.) 


Dr. : Were you...financially coerced? 
(Subject moves to the left.) 

Dr. : | see. Money, then. For you? 
(Subject moves to the right.) 

Dr. : For your family? 

(Subject moves to the left.) 


Dr. : ...1 see. Did you know the name of 
the man who coerced you? 


(Subject remains on the left side of the room.) 
Dr. : Was his name Leonardo da Vinci? 
(Subject moves to the right.) 

Dr. : Was his name Marco Saul? 

(Subject moves to the left.) 


Dr. : Was a man named Leonardo da Vinci 
involved with the process? 


(Subject remains on the left side of the room.) 


Dr. : Thank you - you’ve been very helpful. 
However...| have to tell you that we’re 
currently unable to remove you from this 
machine without killing you. Would you be 
willing to remain in this state for the time 
being? 


(Subject moves to the right side of the room at 
extreme speeds, crashing into the wall.) 


Dr. : Well...1, ah... 

(Subject continues crashing into the right wall.) 
Dr. : |...end interview. End interview. 
<End Interview>