incarcerated. Spore. The game card account. If 
allows players to} the money is not 
control the paid within five 
development of a minutes, the 
fictional organism spawned organism 
from single-celled will suffer rapid 
to multicellular life; organ failure and 
upon reaching the death. A 
multicellular stage, successful 
the 3D printer purchase 
produces the increases the 
organism created. organism's 
Spawned lifespan by 
organisms are another hour, at 
able to function | which time the 
normally despite) process repeats. 
having abnormal 
physiology and 
biochemistry. 

D-16363, who A short computer- Scripting, 

previously sufferedanimated animation, 

froma pornographic film coloring, and 

pornography in which two male sound recording 

addiction, college football | were entirely 


particularly to the 
hentai genre of 
animated 
pornography. 


players created and 
experiment with | performed by 
each other. A SCP-3360 over 
subplot involves | the course ofa 
one of the single night. 
protagonists’ 

fathers having 

cancer. The 

identity of the 

players depends 


on the viewer(s), 
changing their 
appearance to 
resemble fathers/ 
father figures 
known to the 
viewer(s). 


D-04869, a former A small one-room The size and 


history professor 
who researched 
architecture in the 
Victorian era. 


shack made of 
wood. Subjects 
who enter the 


upkeep of the 
manor degrade as 
more subjects 


shack report being enter; more than 


able to descend a 
flight of stairs not 
visible from the 

outside; the flight 


five people 
entering the shack 
results in the stairs 
disappearing 


of stairs leads to/a entirely. It is 


large, five-storied 
mansion. All 
windows are 
Opaque, and 
exiting the 
mansion through 
the front doors 
results in 
appearing outside 
the shack. 


D-07544, who had A marble 


previously been 
used to test 


related to AWCY)? 


D-14126, who is 
blind. 


unclear where 
SCP-3360 
acquired the 
material to build 
such a structure; a 
glamour effect is 
hypothesized to be 
in effect. 


This shift in 


staircase. Subjectsposition occurs 
that walk to the topseemingly 
several anomalies of the staircase 


will find 
themselves 
ascending again 
from the bottom. 


A ceramic pot 
covered in a thin 
layer of black rat 


instantaneously 
from an outside 
perspective; high- 
speed cameras 
have not been 
able to detect the 
change. 
Following three 
successive 
shatters, all of the 


skin and fur, with shattered material 
black rat limbs andwill coalesce back 
a tail nailed to the into the original 
pot. The pot is pot. However, the 
ambulatory, and) pot becomes 

will continually run progressively 
forward until bloodier. The rat 
striking asurface limbs can be 

and shattering into removed and 
several smaller | replaced with 
pots; these pots | limbs from other 
feature organisms, such 
proportionally as cockroaches 
smaller rat limbs} and guinea pigs, 
and will also run} without affecting 


forward until the pot's 
shattering into ambulatory 
smaller capabilities. 


ambulatory pots. 


Footnotes 

1. some components such as the cameras and EEG must be 
purchased commercially 

2. Amember of Pi-1 disabled the anomaly by sneaking up to it and 
disconnecting the car battery in its chest cavity. 


SCP-3362: A Forced Self-Insert 


Item #: SCP-3362 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: CONTAINMENT 
PROCEDURES INACTIVE AS OF 07/25/2018 


Outside of regular testing, SCP-3362 is to be contained ina 
standard item locker. Biological and memetic countermeasures are 
to be put into place to restrict access to Level 3 supervisors or 
approved handlers. 


Once a week, a member of D-class personnel is to be selected to 
view SCP-3362. The selection process is to include a background 
check to ensure that the subject has no ties to any Groups of 
Interest, organized crime rings, or any other group where they could 
hold a position of authority. Viewing of SCP-3362 is to be presented 
to subjects under the guise of testing; in order to facilitate this 
facade, subjects are to be shown a non-anomalous copy of /t’s a 
Wonderful Life and instructed to note any differences between it and 
SCP-3362. 


Observation of this testing is to take place in monitoring rooms 
placed appropriately so that observing personnel cannot make 
visual contact of any kind with the screen displaying SCP-3362. As a 
precaution, only research assistants fulfilling the following conditions 
are allowed to supervise testing: 


¢ Has aclearance level of Level 1 or less. 

* Has a salary of less than 65,000 yearly. 

¢ Is subordinate to Researcher Evereds, who is understood to 
be directly subordinate to SCP-3362-1. 


A redundant chain of command is to be maintained to reduce the 
impact of Eta Incidents. The HMCL Supervisor of SCP-3362, 


currently Dr. Jack Simpson, is considered the superior of 
SCP-3362-1. A redundant “HMCL Director” is considered the 
superior of Dr. Simpson, a “Materials Director” is considered the 
superior of the HMCL Director, and Project Head/3362 is considered 
the superior of the Materials Director. After an Eta Incident, the 
HMCL Director will be demoted to HMCL Supervisor, the Materials 
Director will be demoted to HMCL Director, and a new member of 
Foundation personnel is to be selected to take the position of the 
Materials Director. 


The current instance of SCP-3362-1 is Dr. Laurel Shepherd, who will 
look at the audience and give the standard “OK” signal at all times. 
Any major deviations in behavior are to be reported to the HMCL 
supervisor. 


Description: SCP-3362 is a VHS tape of the 1946 movie /t’s a 
Wonderful Life. \t is physically indistinguishable from a non- 
anomalous copy of the tape. 


The primary anomalous properties of SCP-3362 manifest when 
viewed. SCP-3362-1 is an individual that appears in viewings of 
SCP-3362. SCP-3362-1 is able to interact with the scene, though no 
deviations in dialogue or plot has been reported. It is confirmed that 
SCP-3362-1 is conscious and fully aware of its current situation. 


The secondary anomalous effects of SCP-3362 activate when 
viewed by a human subject. If the subject is of a higher economic, 
social, or political standing than SCP-3362-1, they will 
spontaneously disappear five to ten hours after first viewing 
SCP-3362. In subsequent viewings of SCP-3362, the subject that 
disappeared will replace SCP-3362-1. Two to four hours after this 
disappearance, the previous instance of SCP-3362-1 will reappear 
in the vicinity of the former location of the new instance of 
SCP-3362-1. 


The tertiary anomalous effects of SCP-3362-1 activate when it is not 
viewed by any human subject for a period of one month. At this 
point, an Eta Incident will occur. SCP-3362 will lose its anomalous 
properties, and the superior of SCP-3362-1 at the time of the Eta 
Incident will disappear. Of the visual media currently owned by the 
supervisor, one will become the new instance of SCP-3362, with the 


Test Log 433-031 


Test 433-001: This was the first attempt at performing the ritual 
detailed within SCP-433. All instructions were followed precisely by 
Dr. and several junior researchers. In the video log (which has 
since been destroyed), the instant the final step of the ritual was 
performed, a loud crash can be heard and the entire ritual area, 
including Dr. and his assistants, vanished. The area was 
instantly replaced by a large, spherical block of stone. Analysis 
reveals the stone to be made of ordinary granite, with no detectable 
anomalies in its composition. Neither Dr. nor his assistants 
have been located. By order of O5- , all further testing with SCP-433 
must be performed using Class D personnel only. 


Test 433-002: SCP-433 is performed by Class D personnel. Upon 
activation, the ritual area and all participants vanished, leaving 
behind a section of dirt of roughly the same dimensions. The dirt 
was dark purple in color, and contained several plants of unknown 
species. Analysis of the air revealed it to have apparently been 
replaced as well; gas samples taken revealed the nitrogen and 
methane concentrations in the room to have increased by 5% and 
2% respectively, while the oxygen concentration dropped by 6%. 
The actual concentrations in the replaced air are theorized to have 
been of a greater difference than that, due to the mixing of the gases 
upon completion of the ritual. 


Tests 433-003, 433-004, 433-005, and 433-006: Several attempts 
at performing SCP-433 were made while using slightly varied 
procedures and items than listed in document 433-001. 


Test 433-003: Plutonium-238 replaced with Plutonium-239. No 
result. 


Test 433-004: One human skull is replaced with the skull of an 
orangutan. No result. 


Test 433-005: Step 7 is omitted from the ritual. No result. 


supervisor as an instance of SCP-3362-1. It is of note that the 
previous instance of SCP-3362-1 will not reappear after an Eta 
Incident. 


It is believed that, following Eta Incidents, SCP-3362 tends to 
relocate itself to Christmas movies produced before 1980. 


Addendum: History and Discovery 


SCP-3362 was originally recovered after the disappearance of Mr. 
Sherrams, an office worker for the Adacron corporation. After his 
disappearance, Officer Williams took the original instance of 
SCP-3362, believed to be a VHS tape of The Star Wars Holiday 
Special, and eventually viewed it himself, becoming the next 
instance of SCP-3362-1. It was speculated that these 
disappearances were related, and the Las Vegas Police Department 
began to investigate this phenomena. 


Roughly one month after the start of the investigation, Detective 
Sheryl was reported to have disappeared while investigating a 
potential lead. This was interpreted as a deliberate action of the 
party that was responsible for the disappearances, and Sheryl’s 
assets were seized as evidence. 


The Foundation was alerted to the presence of SCP-3362 when the 
chief of police of the Las Vegas Police Department viewed 
SCP-33621 during the course of the investigation and became 
subject to its secondary anomalous effects, resulting in his 
spontaneous disappearance. MTF Gamma-7 (“Red Herrings”) 
administered amnestics to all appropriate civilians and officers and 
confiscated security footage of the event. 


Further testing elucidated the anomalous properties of SCP-3362. 
However, due to improper handling during testing, Dr. Redmond 
became the SCP-3362-1 subject. 


Addendum: Incident 3362-8 


A catastrophic containment breach on 09/05/2008 caused Site-45 to 
become inaccessible for several weeks. During this period of time, 
SCP-3362 underwent an Eta Incident, leading to the disappearance 


of Dr. Carrion, a Level 2 supervisor monitoring testing for several 
SCP objects, and the relocation of SCP-3362 to a VHS tape of 
Frosty the Snowman. SCP-3362 has since been relocated to Safe- 
class Site-49, due to the low possibility of a containment breach. 


Addendum: Incident 3362-9 


After a scheduled viewing session of SCP-3362, D-4578 
spontaneously disappeared. Testing with D-5572 confirms that 
D-4578 had become the next instance of SCP-3362-1. 


A later background check of D-4578 revealed that he had 
connections to the American Mafia, and during his time with the 
group, he had amassed a considerable amount of influence and 
offshore wealth. 


Due to the American Mafia’s lack of cooperation in the containment 
of SCP-3362, an Eta Incident was allowed to occur for the purposes 
of experimentation. However, the next instance of SCP-3362-1 was 
Global Occult Coalition Director Claras, who was later determined to 
have connections to the American Mafia. 


The Global Occult Coalition then discovered SCP-3362, and 
attempted to destroy it. However, this triggered an immediate Eta 
Incident that caused the disappearance of Dr. Grayson, a director of 
the GOC’s PHYSICS department. The Foundation then purchased 
SCP-3362, now a VHS tape of It’s a Wonderful Life, from the GOC 
for a sum of 500,000 USD. 


SPECIAL ADDENDUM 3362.1: Incident 3362-Omega 
+ Show Incident Log 


On 04/10/2018, O5-10 retired from their position due to 
stress. However, they volunteered to become an 
instance of SCP-3362-1, in order to test what would 
occur during an Eta Incident to a person without a 
supervisor. 


On 05/10/2018, an Eta Incident occurred, though no 
instance of SCP-3362 could be found. At first, it was 


thought that SCP-3362 was neutralized. However, it is 
believed that this event had implications that are not 
within the grasp of the current Foundation. Further 
research is not possible due to the ongoing BE-Class 
“Migration” Scenario. 


Recovered data files show that O5-10 was a devout 
Catholic. 


Footnotes 


1. At the time, SCP-3362 was a VHS copy ofRudolph the Red- 
Nosed Reindeer. 


SCP-3363: The Citizen Kane of Lightning-induced 
Reality TV 


Item #: SCP-3363 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Individuals affected by 
SCP-3363 should be assessed on a case-by-case basis; if an 
individual's range of effect is 1m or greater they should be housed in 
a Faraday cage shielded Standard Humanoid Containment Cell. 
Individuals whose range of effect is less than 1m, or those whose 
range falls below 1m while in containment, may be released 
following the administration of amnestics. 


Individuals reported to have survived being struck by lightning are to 
be examined for the presence of SCP-3363. 


Description: SCP-3363 is an anomaly affecting humans that have 
been struck by lightning and survived, occurring in approximately 
0.5% of individuals. Affected individuals will begin broadcasting a 
signal that can be picked up by any device capable of receiving and 
decoding a television signal, resulting in a valid video. The range of 
the signal varies between observed values of between 20cm and 
87m. In cases where the range is below 1m, the signal strength 
decreases rapidly to the point that only static can be observed in the 
resultant video. In 90% of cases, this range decreases over time at 
varying rates. 


The video broadcast by SCP-3363 depicts a "home movie" style 
television show featuring video clips of varying qualities that show 
the death of the individual broadcasting the signal in a variety of 
ways. The show follows a predictable pattern of between 5 and 10 
clips sharing some thematic link (for example, death by electrocution 
or death by road accident) narrated by the host of the show, 
followed by a 30 to 60 second intermission filmed in a television 
studio designed to look like a lounge, in which the host will briefly 


discuss the previous clips and then lead into the theme of the next 
section. 


The host of the show resembles deceased media personality 
George Orson Welles as he appeared in the 1980s, in varying states 
of inebriation. Once every 30 to 40 minutes, the host will break with 
the common format of the show during one of the intermission 
segments and attempt to sell a variety of products, typically food or 
drink items corresponding to no known brands, to the audience. 
These advertisements will last for approximately two minutes before 
the standard show format resumes. 


The first recorded instance of SCP-3363 occurred in November 
1985, approximately one month after the death of George Orson 
Welles and approximately two months before the first appearance of 
a "home movies" style television broadcast?.