- SCP-191 "Cybie". Like Cain, her prosthetics appear to be 
computer generated and are not 100 percent accurate. Notably, she 
appears to possess a voicebox whereas the real 191 does not and 
typically communicates by interfacing with available devices. The 
character possesses a stereotypical robot voice intended to 
comically contrast with her nature as an extremely stereotypical 
preteen girl. Unlike SCP-191, the character is highly exuberant and 
does not appear to suffer any psychological or mental trauma from 
her abduction and subsequent mutilation. Her friendship with 
SCP-134, however, is depicted fairly accurately. 


- SCP-134 "Stella". The effect for her eyes is again low-quality CGI. 
As is common for fictional depictions of the disabled, she is 
portrayed as more helpless than she actually is. Though the 
character is blind, SCP-134's high-functioning autism appears to be 
absent. 


- SCP-105 "Iris". She is infatuated with Able, and most of her 
appearances involve her trying to get him to reciprocate her 
affection. While MTF Omega-7 is mentioned in multiple episodes, 
Alpha-9 is not, possibly indicating that the series is set in between 
these two time periods. It also appears that the destruction of 
Containment Area 25a never occurred, with Omega-7 simply 
disbanding due to Able ‘burning out’, which may explain his atypical 
non-violent demeanour in the series. 


- SCP-507 "Grabnok the Destroyer". His jumps to other realities are 
much more frequent and shorter in nature, sometimes occurring 
multiple time per episode. He also insists on everyone calling him 
Grabnok the Destroyer, whereas the real SCP-507 only requested 
this once in jest and has objected to the fact that his file lists this as 
a Suitable moniker for him. 


As of the writing of this document, neither Artificially Intelligent 
Conscripts or Foundation personnel have been able to identify any 
of the actors or locations that appear in "Habil and Qabil". 


The video hosting site featuring "Habil and Qabil" has been shut 
down, and a multi-platform software patch has been sent out to 


automatically delete downloads and detect video streams of the 
series. Unfortunately, Intelligence has come to the conclusion that 
the series originates from an anomalous cloud computing network 
utilized by the Serpent's Hand, simply referred to as the "The 
Dark Web". For reasons that have yet to be determined, 
Foundation agents are unable to access this network. 


Infiltrating and ultimately shutting down this anomalous network is 
currently the primary objective for containment of "Habil and Qabil", 
and likely other equally (if not greater) security breaches. 


All currently available episodes of "Habil and Qabil" have been 
downloaded and are stored on an encrypted external hard drive, 
kept within a security locker at Site-15. Below is a summary of 
Season 1 episodes of "Habil and Qabil" compiled by numerous 
Foundation personnel with the appropriate clearance. 


Episode # 101, "Pilot" 


Synopsis: Cain is going about his typical routine at Site 
17 when he is called to reception, where Able is waiting. 
Able has been transferred from Site 19 on the flimsy 
pretext that since he hasn't gone on a killing spree for a 
while it is no longer worth the cost of keeping him ina 
high-security facility. Able insists on heading to the 
canteen so that he can use SCP-458. Once they have 
the box, Cain goes about the task of familiarizing Able 
with Site 17. 


They join a tea party with Cybie, Stella, several instances 
of SCP-1926, and a life-sized living doll which is never 
identified but may be intended to be SCP-706. Able ruins 
the party with his morbid and nihilistic dialogue, and his 
inability to grasp the concept of imaginary tea. 


Grabnok is awestruck to meet Able and immediately 
challenges him to tic-tac-toe. Able declines, but says he 
would be willing to play Risk with him if he has a board. 
Grabnok eagerly accepts. While this is happening, Iris is 
pressing Cain for information about Able, specifically 
anything that might help them get back together. 


Grabnok 'jumps' during their game. 


While Able is waiting for him to return, Iris attempts to flirt 
with him, only to become enraged and flip their board 
over when he claims not to remember her. Cain attempts 
to have a serious conversation with Able to find out 
what's going on but makes little progress. Grabnok 
returns in an Easter Bunny costume and accuses Able of 
being of sore sport for flipping over the board. 


Foundation Commentary: SCP-076-2 has always been 
primarily contained at Containment Area 25a/b, and 
keeping him at Site 19 would pose an unacceptable risk 
of a mass containment breach. This risk was 
demonstrated when he was on assignment at Site 19 
with MTF Omega-7 and caused a mass containment 
breach. Twice. On the same day. 


Episode # 102, "You've Been Spelling My Name 
Wrong All These Years!" 


Synopsis: While filling out paperwork related to his 
transfer, Able discovers that the Foundation spells his 
name A-B-L-E, and he insists it's supposed to be spelt A- 
B-E-L. A DMV style episode ensues wherein he and 
Grabnok deal with the Foundation's bureaucracy in 
attempting to get their names officially changed to Abel 
and Grabnok the Destroyer. They both fail and realize 
that their official names don't matter as much as how 
they view themselves. 


There is a secondary plot where SCP-1370 is 
accidentally set loose in Site 17 with Cain and Iris trying 
to capture it. The most notable scene is when SCP-1370 
tries to attack Stella and Cybie, but due to its 
incompetence, they fail to realize it's trying to hurt them. 
They treat it like a doll and get it to accept the name of 
Princess Priscilla Pie. 


Foundation Commentary: For those who may be 
curious, when SCP-076-2 was asked if he had a name, 


he simply replied 'Able'. When asked how to spell it, he 
merely growled. The interviewer just wrote it down as the 
English word able, perhaps not making the connection to 
the biblical Abel, and that's how we've spelt it ever since. 
If SCP-076-2 ever had an issue with this, he never said 
anything. 


Episode # 103, "Pandora's Box" 


Synopsis: After Grabnok once again jumps during a 
game of Risk with Able, Iris offers to take his place. Able 
reluctantly accepts. The two discuss their past (Able 
admitting he was lying about not remembering her), 
focusing mainly on their relationship while glossing over 
their actual work in Omega-7. 


Able confesses that sometime during his tenure with 
Omega-7 he lost his passion for killing, and that may 
have had something to do with her, and he's not sure if 
that makes him love her or hate her. She tells him to 
either come fuck her or kill her when he figures it out. 
Gragnok reappears covered in flour and exclaims they 
tried to bake him into a cake. 


The secondary plot involves Cain trying to teach his 
native language to the girls, only to accidentally summon 
a Keter-class lifeform. 


Foundation Commentary: As SCP-076-02 official 
psychological profile makes clear, Able has no interest in 
either sexual or romantic relationships and was never 
known to engage in either. He did, however, show 
SCP-105 an uncharacteristic amount of respect after she 
managed to defeat him in a contest of anomalous skills, 
which may be the closest thing to love he's capable of 
feeling. 


Episode # 104, "My Primary Function Is Failure" 


Synopsis: Cybie confesses to Stella that she feels 
inferior to Cain since she's just a regular cyborg, 


whereas he is a magic cyborg "Cursed by the God of 
Abraham and forged by the dark and powerful alchemy 
of an ancient and bloodthirsty race whose very existence 
had to be wiped from history to safeguard our reality 
from their unquenchable conquest". 


She attempts to emulate several of Cain's abilities and 
becomes depressed when she fails to do so. Cain 
comforts her by pointing out all the things she can do 
(mostly computer related) that he can't. 


The secondary plot involves Cain, Iris, and Grabnok 
each trying to convince Able to move into their room with 
them, as he had hitherto been sleeping in the common 
room. He chooses Grabnok since he doesn't have a 
history with him. 


Foundation Commentary: The Foundation 
Archeological and Anthropological departments have yet 
to prove or disprove this episode's account of SCP-073's 
Origins. 


Episode # 105, "Shy Guy's Night Out!" 


Synopsis: Able tells Cain that he's bored and demand 
that they and Grabnok have a guys night out (it's treated 
as a joke that the security at Site 17 is so minimal the 
residents can essentially leave at will). When Iris 
attempts to tag along, Able gives her a photo of 
SCP-096, which immediately enters its hostile state and 
comes after her. 


Iris is forced to use her abilities to prevent 096 from 
reaching her, necessitating she remain focused on the 
photo constantly. This comprises the secondary plot of 
the episode. 


The first bar the guys go to has too much wooden 
furniture which Cain inadvertently destroys. They then go 
to a single's bar where Able attempts to act asa 
wingman for Cain and Grabnok, but all attempts at 


flirtation end disastrously. Their third stop is a Karaoke 
bar, and their singing is so terrible that they are chased 
off stage and forced to flee. 


The next scene is set the following night where the guys 
are with Cybie and Stella in the common room watching 
Finding Nemo, accepting that this is where they're most 
comfortable. An exhausted and dishevelled Iris comes in 
angrily and throws the photo of 096 back at Able, saying 
she had to fight it for 27 hours before it gave up. She 
storms out when Able does not apologize. 


Able looks at the photo, and we cut to 096 wailing and 
clawing at its face but making no attempt to escape, 
indicating that it has failed to defeat Able in the past. 
Able smirks smugly. 


Foundation Commentary: The computer-generated 
depiction of SCP-096 does not induce a response and 
may be viewed safely. Though SCP-096 did surrender 
after battling SCP-682 for 27 hours, this was the only 
such incident and it is unknown if this truly does 
represent an upper limit for its hostile state. Requests for 
further testing on this matter had been unanimously and 
consistently denied by both the O5 Council and the 
Ethics Committee for security and budgetary reasons, 
respectively. 


Episode # 106, "Able And Grabnok Travel The 
Multiverse!" 


Synopsis: Able inadvertently touches Grabnok while 
he's jumping, getting pulled along to an alternate 
universe. Unlike the actual SCP-507, Grabnok 
apparently has a few seconds of warning before he 
jumps and can tell Able when to grab onto him. 


They end up going through multiple universes before 
finally returning to their base reality. Grabnok apologizes, 
but Able tells him it was the most fun he's had in a while 
and might tag along with him again sometime. 


SCP-861: A Fallen Angel 


Item #: SCP-861 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-861 is contained at 
Sector-135-861, which is located 370m southwest of the main site. 
All personnel assigned to Sector-135-861 must be cleared by 
Protocol-Narthex-861 prior to transfer. This entails a score of 83 or 
above on the Foundation Standard Compliance Examination (SCE- 
V.4) and a passing score on two additional personality examinations 
devised by Dr. Chancey. No personnel, regardless of security 
clearance, are to be allowed onsite without Narthex approval. At 
least one personnel with Narthex approval must remain onsite and 
within 50m of SCP-861 at all times, barring Choir Events. No D- 
Class personnel are allowed onsite barring those for approved 
SCP-861-A testing. 


SCP-861 is contained in an open 1500L steel crate and housed ina 
8m x 4m x 8m concrete vault. Personnel are not to make direct 
contact with SCP-861. Personnel are to respect a 40m no-access 
perimeter around SCP-861, which may only be violated for the 
purposes of experimentation or recovery. Level 3 or lower personnel 
that violate this distance for any reason are to be administered 
Class-A amnestics. 


The containment chamber must be opened immediately during a 
Choir Event, and the provoking subject should be subdued to 
expedite completion of the event. The resulting entity is then to be 
terminated (see DOCUMENT-NAVE-861 for details). Following the 
event, personnel are to return SCP-861 to its crate via electronic 
suction. Only security and Mobile Task Force personnel with 
Clearance 4/Narthex will be employed in termination and recovery. 


Description: SCP-861 is a 1170L mass of liquid superficially 
resembling water with a fixed temperature of 27 degrees 


The secondary plot involves Iris trying to get Cain to eat 
some vegetables (eating healthier despite being 
immortal), with predictable results. 


Foundation Commentary: All the universes shown in 
this episode are alternate realities either documented by 
SCP-507 or otherwise known to the Foundation. At one 
point they visit the reality associated with SCP-093, and 
Able fights off several of the Unclean while Grabnok 
frequently shouts at him to "Go for the legs!" (the 
Unclean do not have legs). 


Episode # 107, "This Ils Why We Stopped Cross 
Testing!" 


Synopsis: Grabnok decides to run SCP-458 through 
SCP-914 on it's 'very fine’ setting, in the hopes of getting 
more than just pizza out of it. The box becomes a Pizza 
Hut box, and is also fully sapient, as are the pizzas it 
spawns. 


The Pizzas attempt to overthrow Humanity as the 
dominant life form on earth. Able defeats all the Pizzas 
but is unable to destroy the box, so they stick it back in 
SCP-914 and turn it back to normal. 


The secondary plot involves Iris attempting to explain 
‘the birds and the bees' to Cybie and Stella, which 
quickly becomes inappropriate, as well as involving far 
too much of her relationship with Able. 


Foundation Commentary: While SCP-458 appears in 
every episode as an ‘easter egg’ this is the first and only 
occasion where it is a major plot point. Of particular 
interest is the fact that every time a cast member uses 
SCP-458, it produces the actual favourite pizza of the 
SCP they are based on. In fact, SCP-458 is the only 
SCP in this series with no noticeable inaccuracies. It is 
suspected that one of "Habil and Qabil's" producers may 
have an obsession with this SCP object. 


Episode # 108, "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate 
Destiny!" 


Synopsis: This episode is nearly entirely CGI. It's set in 
a WWE style fighting ring. The returning champion is 
SCP-682, who must defend his title against former 
challengers SCP-173, 076-2 and 096, as well as 
newcomers SCPs 029, 035, 049 and 106. 


Able's behaviour in this episode is similar to Dwayne 
"The Rock" Johnson's during his wrestling career. The 
referee is aman wearing SCP-963, SCP-166 serves as 
a ring girl, and the announcer is SCP-2337, who 
provides a largely incomprehensible commentary. 


There are three rounds where 682 takes on its 
opponents in tag teams (Able and 029, 173 and 096, and 
049 with 106 wearing 035 for part of the round) and a 
final free for all which includes SCP-1048 and a large 
number of its duplicates. 


Before a victor can be declared numerous Foundation 
security personnel break into the ring and recontain all 
SCPs. Able's persona changes to Terry Malloy, 
complaining about how he could have been a contender. 


The show then cuts to a live action shot of Able who 
says "And that's what my life at Site 19 was like." The 
other characters stare at him blankly for a moment 
before Grabnok says "Bullshit."