When the subject is completely and correctly put together, it will take 
on a limited semblance of life and begin to speak. It primarily speaks 
several cryptic phrases regarding the future of the one who put it 
together, or in the case of multiple persons, the one who did the 
majority of the work. The phrases are often so vague, that it is 
impossible to determine whether or not the suggested future will, or 
even has already taken place. However, occasionally, it will soeak 
plainly with no doubt as to what it is referring to. In these cases, the 
action always comes to pass, sometimes as a self-fulfilling 
prophecy. 


Once it is done speaking, it will fall apart into the original eighty-one 
(81) pieces that comprise it. This can be done a limitless amount of 
times, with no unforeseen side effects, nor does the device ever 
repeat itself. 


Notes: A giant jigsaw puzzle that tells the future... Well that's a new 
one. 


Test-8 
Input: 
* Caucasian female, forty-eight (48) years of age, four (4) foot 


ten (10) and one hundred and thirteen (113) pounds in weight. 
Subject is in relatively good health. No major medical issues. 


* One (1) Cray CX1, sixty-four (64) core, entry-level massively 
parallel supercomputer. 


Setting: 1:1 


Output: 

A large, electronic device in the shape of the original subject. It 
appears to be a multicore supercomputer, although this needs to be 
confirmed. There are several dozen entry points on the back, 
corresponding to most cables that could or would need to be 
attached to a computer of this magnitude, as well as several that do 
not correspond to anything on record. Further research on object is 
pending. 


Note: Hmmm.... Close, but wrong side of the line. 


11/12/2008 
Test-9 
Input: 


¢ Black female, thirty-seven (37) years of age, five (5) foot 
seven (7) inches and one hundred and fifty-one (151) pounds 
in weight. Subject is in relatively good health. No major 
medical issues. 


* One (1) Cray CX1, sixty-four (64) core, entry-level massively 
parallel supercomputer. 


Setting: Fine 
Output: 


¢ A large block of "waste" material, weighing six thousand, four 
hundred and twenty-eight (6,428) pounds, and composed 
primarily of metal, glass, plastic, rubber and traces of human 
tissue. 


* Human female, with exact same dimensions as the original 
subject. However, x-rays and scans of subjects skull has 
revealed that the brain has now been hybridized with a large 


amount of electronics on a cellular level, leading to a startling 
jump in intelligence, multitasking, logic, and memorization 
capabilities, as well as leading to a higher level of coordination 
in regards to movement. 


Notes: Ha ha! It worked this time! 
Test-10 


Input: 


* Caucasian female, twenty-five (25) years of age, five (5) foot, 
seven (7) inches in height, and one hundred and thirty-nine 
(139) pounds in weight. Subject is in relatively good health. No 
major medical issues. 


* One (1) pill of SCP-500 
Setting: 1:1 


Output: 

One human female of the same dimensions as the original subject. 
Subject appeared to be normal until approached by staff. Subject 
then proceeded to open its thoracic cavity, wrap a large, sinuous 
tongue around the closest researcher and attempted to pull him 
inside the cavity, most likely to consume him. 


However, personnel on call in the room were prepared for such an 
event, and fired several high-dosage tranquilizer darts at the subject, 
effectively knocking it out. The researcher survived, with no wounds, 
although it is recommended he see an on site psychologist for 
counseling. 


Closer examination of the subject revealed that the entire thoracic 
cavity functioned as one large mouth, with no sign of the internal 
organs that would normally reside within, with the exception of the 
alimentary canal, which was capable of expanding several dozen 
times its original size. The stomach also produced an acid much 
stronger than anything found in nature. 


The tongue secreted a type of neurotoxin that acted through skin 


contact, leading to a brief euphoric state, then unconsciousness in 
the infected. 


The pelvic bones also appeared to be capable of unhinging, most 

likely to allow excretion to happen easier, due to the possible large 
size of the subject's intended prey, and to the fact that no facilities 
for mastication were found within the subject's biology. 


Note: Kenneth got off lightly there, but he still freaks out mildly every 
time he sees a woman with her arms outstretched. We'll keep the 
specimen for research. Although... this is not what | was originally 
hoping for, | think | may use the canal... 


Test-11 


Input: 


¢ Caucasian female, thirty (30) years of age, five (5) foot eleven 
(11) inches in height, and one hundred and fifty (150) pounds 
in weight. Subject is in relatively good health. Mild damage to 
lungs through excessive smoking. 


* One (1) pill of SCP-500 
Setting: Fine 


Output: 

Human female with the exact same dimensions as the original 
subject. Subject appeared to be exactly the same as before. 
However, preliminary tests revealed that the subject's lymphatic 
system had been altered greatly. 


The lymph nodes produced a liquid with a much higher cell count 
than lymph found in normal humans, and contained numerous types 
of cells not normally seen in nature, let alone humans. These cells 
appear to be a hybrid of the various defense cells around the body 
as well as stem cells, with a startlingly high metabolism and motility. 


These cells replace other damaged cells very quickly, leading to 
highly advanced regeneration, with serious wounds possibly taking 
days or even hours. This system could possibly slow or even stop 


the aging process. 


However, as was stated before, these cells have a very high 
metabolism, leading to a much higher appetite in the subject. After 
damage, this could increase exponentially. 


Notes: Wow. Well that one went very good. Very good indeed. 
Makes me almost want one of those for myself... 


12/12/2008 
Test-12 
Input: 


¢ Caucasian female, twenty-eight (28) years of age, six (6) foot, 
one (1) inch in height, and one hundred and fifty-five (155) 
pounds in weight. Subject is in relatively good health. No 
major health issues. 


* One (1) BASLER L304KC 4080 pixel Trilinear line scan 
camera. 


Setting: Fine 
Output: 


¢ A large block of "waste" material, composed primarily of 
human tissue, with trace amounts of metal, plastic, rubber and 
glass, weighing two hundred and three (203) pounds. 


* Asmall, silver ring, highly ornate, with a large group of 
miniature human-like eyes clumped together in an ornate 
clasp on one side of the band. Eyes capable of rotating within 
clasp to "look" around. 


Wearing the ring allows the wearer to view everything around 
themselves, including behind themselves, behind objects around 
them, and inside objects, including themselves, for the range of their 
line of sight. However, it has the notable side effect of giving the 
wearer a severe pain behind the eyes, similar to an extreme case of 
eyestrain. 


take notes. 


Three days before scheduled monthly 
termination, D-67895 is brought in for a routine 
scheduled session with SCP-687. Halfway into 
the session, D-67895 types the following 
unauthorized command: DO EVERYTHING 
WRITTEN ON PAGE ONE. Upon entering the 
command, approximately 150 pages of 
narrative text are printed on-screen. Dr. G. 

, observing remotely, orders immediate 
end to the session, and initiates containment 
breach protocols. Agents A. and C. 5 Thi 
the room with D-67895, attempt to restrain the 
subject and remove him from contact with 
SCP-687. D-67895 laughs, saying, “Too late, 
boys.” When the narrative text completes 
printing [DATA EXPUNGED}]. 


Aside from SCP- -EX, no trace of Agent A. 
, Agent C. , or D-67895 has been 
recovered by the Foundation to date. 


Good Lord, did no one even think to look at the 
history of Cleveland in the mid-30s and 
compare it to D-67895’s record? Could 
someone please Google “Torso”? — Dr. 


This might be worse than that. If SCP-687 
does re-write history, it’s quite possible that the 
“Torso” murders, or [REDACTED] for that 
matter, might not have even existed before this 
security breach. Do we have any way to 
know? From this point forward, no Class Ds 
are allowed near this thing.— O5- 


« SCP-686 | SCP-687 | SCP-688 » 


Notes: /f it weren't for the pain, this thing could be quite useful. Also, 
it was interesting to note that the ring didn't actually increase 
eyesight. When Jim had his glasses off while wearing the thing, 
everything was still all blurry. Good to know. 


Test-13 


Input: 


¢ Caucasian female, twenty-one (21) years of age, five (5) foot 
three (3) inches in height, and one hundred and forty-four 
(144) pounds in weight. Subject is in relatively good health. No 
major health issues. 


* One (1) BASLER L304KC 4080 pixel Trilinear line scan 
camera. 


Setting: 1:1 


Output: 

An organism that resembles a large tripod-mounted video camera, 
with electronic output leads and monitor at the rear. Object is alive, 
and made primarily of organic compounds, even the monitor, which 
appears to be made of tissue similar to ocular tissue, only saturated 
with highly advanced chromatophore pigmentation cells. The picture 
it displays is very clear and smooth, on par with many high-definition 
screens available on market now. The "lens" of the "camera" is a 
human eye, although shows hybridization with various mechanical 
elements. 


Despite the fact that it possesses the needed skeletal and muscular 
structure for locomotion, it does not appear to be sentient in any 
way. Scans of the torso/main body have shown that there is no 
brain, with the exception of a highly developed brain stem at the 
base of the neck/tripod. 


Note: You know, | think that's enough of these for the moment. But | 
can use that eye. 


Memo to Prof. K. P. Crow: 


After review of the current testing situation, the following 
observations may be helpful to your endeavors. 


After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the 
following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a 
significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an 
industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary 
function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of 
the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that 
SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, 
with no regard for practicality or function. 


Judging by this, it appears the best way to achieve a desired result 
is to try and exclude as many possible outcomes as possible. When 
entering a small pile of parts for a clock on a 1:1 setting, you will 
most likely get a clock. If you enter blocks of wood, glass, and metal, 
it leaves a wide degree of room for “interpretation” by SCP-914, with 
a clock only one of many possible outcomes. If you desire to create 
a human being with, say, metallic skin, then the best plan would be 
to create a “suit” of the metal in the exact dimensions of the intended 
subject, and the same thickness as the subject’s skin. At that point, 
a setting of 1:1 or Fine may achieve the desired result. 


However, there is a high degree of randomness still associated with 
SCP-914. Patience must be maintained, as it is not being used for 
its intended purpose, and thus may frustrate attempts to achieve a 
desired result. A short review of settings, as well: 


Rough: Destruction of the item, often by pressure, heat, or cutting. 
Coarse: Disassembly of the item into component parts. 

1:1: Direct integration of multiple items, or “re-interpretation” of 
singular items. 

Fine: Refinement of items, often with a blending or “re- 
interpretation” of base states. 

Very Fine: Total “re-interpretation”, often times using only the base 
compounds of items. 


| hope these notes are useful in your continued research. 


Dr. Gears 


Experiment Log 040 


Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 
in obtaining base materials for the "Olympia Project". 


* Date: 13/12/2008 


Pre-Experiment Note: 

| think it's about time we started trying to utilize 040's abilities, or at 
the very least, allowing her to use them enough to actually learn how 
to control them. She will not be able to rely on the SCP-148 
hairpieces forever. We theorized that as she gets older, her powers 
will increase exponentially, possibly to the point where her 
unconscious telepathy cannot be contained. 


At the moment, she doesn't seem to have a fully conscious grip on 
her abilities either, allowing her subconscious to take over when she 
begins to use them. She says its easier to do that way, but that she 
doesn't always know what the thing she's working on will become, or 
sometimes even what she's doing. 


I'm going to have her perform a set amount of exercises. We'll start 
with small things, such as pebbles, odd bits of debris, that sort of 
thing, and she's going to try and change them into something we 
agree on, like some sort of crustacean or insect. 


Post-Experiment Note: 
Well... That could have gone better. 


The beginning of the experiment went badly. 040 was nervous about 
trying this in front of so many people, and that anxiousness reflected 
itself in the things that she produced. Most were vicious, often baring 
fangs, claws and poison sacks at anyone who ventured near, 
despite 040's best efforts. Most of them we had to terminate simply 
for safety reasons. She wasn't happy about that. 


But she improved towards the end of the session, although she still 


couldn't firmly nail down the process, often becoming incoherent and 
unstable while she performed. Still, it's not a worst case scenario. 
She's performing well for a first try under supervision. Still be a little 
while before she's able to do anything on the scale I'm hoping. She 
just needs more practice. 


* 14/12/2008 


Pre-Experiment Note: 

| think 040 is a little more prepared today, but she still seemed a little 
anxious. Not as much as she did yesterday thankfully, but it's still 
there. At least she's stopped those little episodic delusions of 
grandeur. Those were a little disturbing. 


We're going to attempt the same as yesterday, although if she 
improves significantly, we'll move onto the next subject group. But 
for the moment, we'll simply stick to small things. 


Post-Experiment Note: 

Today did go better than yesterday, considerably better than 
yesterday in fact, but not good enough to progress to the next level 
of testing. 040 still has trouble with control. Out of the twenty-five 
times we had her use her abilities, she was only able to give us the 
results we wanted three times, and it seems that even then, it was 
more of a fluke than anything else. Still more practice required. 
We're going to have to break this block between her and her 
powers. And to do that, we may have to employ slightly more... 
stressful measures. 


* 15/12/2008 


Pre-Experiment Note: 

She still seems to be getting over the initial anxiety, but now, it's 
barely noticeable. We're going to try again with the little things, but 
we're going to have her concentrate on directing it towards her own 
conscious will, rather than her subconscious. Basically, we're telling 
her to "remain in control". 


Post-Experiment Note: 
Today was the same as yesterday really. She seems to find it 
difficult to control her powers. All she's really doing is opening the 


floodgates and directing it at a target. No finesse, no control. She's 
just turning it on and pointing it. I'll have her set up for a psych 
evaluation. We need to find the root of this block of hers. 


* 16/12/2008 


Pre-Experiment Note: