Subject: SCP-3044-1-076 

Composition: Earth-analogous, though 
atmosphere contained much higher 
concentrations of oxygen. 

Notes: Observations incomplete, see Incident 
3044-001 Report for details. 


Subject: SCP-3044-1-151 

Composition: Primarily carbon, silicon and 
iron. Notable for lack of any other metal 
besides iron. Atmosphere primarily carbon 
dioxide and oxygen. Lake of pure water 
formed a nearly perfect circle in the centre of 


SCP-3044. Trace quantities of a previously 
unidentified form of exotic matter were found in 
both the water and soil. 


Observations: Activity in this instance began 
quickly, at eight hours after the Flash event 
(the earliest recorded thus far), with bacterial 
processes causing notable discolouration of 
soil layer. A diverse and rapidly changing array 
of both land and "sea" life evolved and went 
extinct over the course of several weeks, 
before a humanoid and vaguely reptilian 
species began showing signs of sapience. 
They quickly became the dominant species 
within the environment and were observed 
using increasingly complex tools and building 
structures of surprising intricacy. 


They began showing signs of technological 
development after approximately 15 weeks. 
This culminated in the construction of a 
comparatively large tube-like structure 
attached to the inner surface of SCP-3044, 
which began cutting a hole through the glass 
over the course of approximately one hour. 
This tube ultimately proved to function as an 
airlock, and for the remainder of 
SCP-3044-1-151s existence the lifeforms 
within could be seen performing exploratory 
missions into the containment chamber. 


Due to the recently upgraded containment 
procedures and the unlikelihood of the 
lifeforms breaching containment, they were 
allowed to continue their activities without 
intervention, though the situation was 
monitored closely. The hole cut by the 
lifeforms was gone following the Flash event, 
and collected samples of the exotic matter 
disappeared from their storage container. 


Subject: SCP-3044-1-193 

Composition: Besides a small layer of 
sediment at the bottom (unsampled, though 
visibly similar to terrestrial earth,) SCP-3044 
was approximately 80% filled with water 
similar to that found in the Pacific Ocean. 
Notes: This is the first time no landmasses 
have been present within SCP-3044. 


Observations: After 25 hours of apparent 
inactivity, this instance rapidly evolved a 
stunningly diverse array of sea life, 
approximately 40% of which differed 
significantly from anything currently found on 
Earth. After three weeks, a small rock-like 
organism was observed floating close to the 
surface of the water, and over the course of 
the following four weeks grew to a size of 
approximately 30cm across, with a 20cm tall 
mass of rocky "shell" protruding from the 
water, essentially forming an island. 


Over the remaining five weeks of this 
instance's existence, a number of lifeforms 
evolved on the new island, including several 
bird-like species. How this island-creature was 
able to grow to such a size with no apparent 
source of food, or where the material to 
accommodate its composition came from is 
currently unknown. 


Subject: SCP-3044-1-213 

Composition: Earth-analogous, with only 
minor variations. Traces of the exotic matter 
previously seen in instance 151 were found. 


Observations: Evolution of life within this 
instance followed a similar pattern to that seen 
on Earth following the K-T extinction event, 
with mammalian forms roughly analogous to 
terrestrial life developing relatively quickly. 


Approximately two weeks into the life of this 
instance, primates resembling early hominids 
began showing signs of sapience and 
approximately one week later had developed 
into a form closely resembling humans. 
Progress from the use of basic tools to the 
construction of settlements and development 
of technology occurred quickly, with notable 
similarities to middle-eastern architecture circa 
500 BCE in design of their buildings. 


Of particular note is that two months into the 
life of this instance, they began showing signs 
of telekinetic abilities which they used in 
groups for constructing buildings and 
monuments. Due to the small scale of the life- 
forms within SCP-3044, determining the exact 
nature and limits of this telekinetic ability is 
challenging but was observed to be increasing 
in potency over time, with fewer individuals 
being required to move the same amount of 
material. 


A Flash event occurred when the civilization 
within was believed to be on a level roughly 
analogous to humans circa 1500 CE. Notably, 
unlike in instance 151, the civilization in this 
instance displayed no observable awareness 
of the interior walls of SCP-3044. As in the 
previous case, following the Flash event the 
samples of exotic matter disappeared. 


Subject: SCP-3044-1-247 

Composition: Silicon and carbon rich soil with 
high concentrations of heavy metals. Dense 
atmosphere of carbon-compounds, and lakes 
consisting of a variety of hydrocarbons. 


Observations: Evolution occurred in a manner 
congruent with previous instances of a similar 
composition, ultimately developing into an 


array of fungus-based lifeforms visually similar 
to a number of Jurassic-era dinosaurs (albeit 
with tripedal configurations rather than 
quadrupedal). Of particular note is that this 
instance is the first to suffer an extinction 
event. 3 months, 2 weeks and 4 days into the 
life of SCP-3044-1-247, a (comparatively) 
large asteroid struck the ground inside 
SCP-3044, wiping out all observable life within 
and leaving a deep crater into which the 
remaining liquids poured. 


Review of the recorded video footage shows 
the meteor materialising from the inside edge 
of SCP-3044, heading directly towards the 
centre of the landmass. This is the first time an 
event such as this has been observed. It is 
also worth noting that, despite the apparent 
force of this impact, SCP-3044 itself was 
undamaged. 


Subject: SCP-3044-1-256 

Composition: Carbon, aluminium and copper 
make up the bulk of the soil, and the 
previously observed exotic matter was present 
in large amounts. Atmosphere of mainly 
nitrogen, and lakes of liquid methane also 
contain traces of exotic matter. 


Observations: Signs of life appeared nine 
hours after instantiation, and evolved 
incredibly quickly, and unusually directly, into a 
race of quadrupedal mammals that rapidly 
began displaying signs of sapience. Less than 
24 hours after the creation of 
SCP-3044-1-256, the lifeforms within had 
already begun building structures and using 
tools, and six hours after that began showing 
signs of developing technology. 


They continued to progress at an incredibly 


advanced rate until, approximately 36 hours 
after instantiation, they began building a large 
structure which reached to the centre of 
SCP-3044, on top of which was a large, bulb 
like object. The bulb flashed a number of times 
in aconstantly repeating pattern, until a Flash 
event occurred 47 minutes later. Later analysis 
revealed the flashes to be Morse Code, and 
translated to "HELP" repeated over and over. 
It is currently unknown how the lifeforms 
learned Morse Code, or how they were aware 
that there was anyone to communicate with 
outside of SCP-3044. Samples of the exotic 
matter disappeared at the time of the Flash 
event, as with the previous cases. 


Lifeforms in future instances of SCP-3044-1 
that begin to show sapience, along with any 
instances containing any form of exotic matter, 
are now to be reported immediately to the Site 
Director. 


Footnotes 

1. Ranging from between 10 hours to over 6 months, with an 
average of 1.4 months. 

2. Typically 16-24 hours, though occasionally as early as 8 hours. 
3. An environmentally sealed room measuring 1.2km on its longest 
axis, used when testing over significant distances is required in a 
controlled environment. 


SCP-3045: bzzip.exe 


Item #: SCP-3045 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3045's installation 
package is to be stored on a flash-drive, which is to be kept in a 
secured locker on-site. Researchers may install SCP-3045 on an 
isolated computer for testing purposes. Once testing is concluded, 
this computer is to be destroyed (along with all of its peripheral 
components). Any computers, buildings, or facilities containing 
SCP-3045 must be TEMPEST-certified!. 


Under no circumstances should SCP-3045 be used on any media 
file that directly references bees. 


Description: SCP-3045 is an anomalous application (‘'bzzip.exe’) 
that reduces the size of certain types of media (plain text, rich text, 
MOV, AVI, and MP4). It accomplishes this by producing a new file 
with trimmed, ‘simplified’ content. This file can then be reduced 
further; however, after a certain number of iterations, the result will 
be a file that contains little to no data. Additional attempts at 
reduction will only reproduce this final file. 


Addendum 3045.1: Test Logs 
> ACCESS SCP:/3045/files/test1 .log 


DESCRIPTION: A rich text file containing 
Shakespeare's Hamlet. 


FOREWORD: To save space, only Act 1 is 
provided during the first 3 iterations. The entire 
play is provided at the 4th iteration and every 
iteration thereafter. 


ACT 1 


SCENE: Platform in front of castle. 
Enter GUARDS and HORATIO. 
GUARDS: Horatio! There is a ghost. 
HORATIO: | do not believe you. 
Enter GHOST. 
HORATIO: | believe you. 
GUARDS: You are smart. Address it. 
HORATIO: Speak, ghost. 
Exit GHOST. 


HORATIO: That ghost wore the dead king's 
things. 


Enter GHOST. 
GUARDS and HORATIO: It returns. 
Exit GHOST. 


HORATIO: We must tell Hamlet a ghost wears 
his father's things. 


SCENE: Room inside the castle. 


Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, 
HAMLET, POLONIUS, LAERTES, and MEN. 


KING CLAUDIUS: My brother was king, but 
he died and | married his wife. | am a very 
wise and competent king. Men, | order you to 
go do wise and competent things. 


MEN: Yes, sir. 

Exit MEN. 

LAERTES: | wish to go to France. 

KING CLAUDIUS: Does your father permit it? 
POLONIUS: | do. 

KING CLAUDIUS: Then go. 

HAMLET: | am moody. 

QUEEN GERTRUDE: Cease being moody. 
KING CLAUDIUS: Listen to your mother. 
HAMLET: | am no longer moody. 

KING CLAUDIUS: All is well. 

Exit all but HAMLET. 


HAMLET: All is not well. For | am secretly still 
moody. 


Enter HORATIO, GUARDS. 


HORATIO: A ghost wears your father's things. 
Shall we go see it? 


HAMLET: Yes. 

SCENE: A room in Polonius' house. 
Enter LAERTES and OPHELIA. 
LAERTES: Do not have sex with Hamlet. 
OPHELIA: Alright. 
Enter POLONIUS. 


SCP-372: Peripheral Jumper 


Item #: SCP-372 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-372 is to be contained ina 
cell, 5m x 4m x 2m, lined with reinforced plexiglass. Embedded into 
each of the four walls of this cell will be one infrared motion detector. 
Feeding will take place once every two weeks, to consist of 1 kg of 
red meat and uncooked vegetables, to be deposited in its cell via 
chute. 


All guards working near SCP-372's cell must wear helmets with 
cameras mounted in the forehead, with live feeds to the nearest 
guard station. In the event of a containment breach, an alert will be 
sounded that all personnel should watch for any brief flickering 
movements in the corner of their eyes, and to report immediately if 
one is sighted. 


Description: SCP-372 is a creature of unknown genus, 
approximately 2 meters long from head to tail and weighing 
approximately 45 kilograms. It has a long, thin body with eight pairs 
of narrow limbs. 


Analysis has shown that its muscle fibers are [REDACTED], 
allowing for extremely fast and precise movements. Every part of the 
body is abnormally flexible, and the limbs are coated with small 
fibers that cling to almost any solid surface. 


In place of eyes or ears, it has [DATA EXPUNGED]. This sensory 
organ is capable not only of echolocation but also of detecting 
energy transfers, such as the electrical impulses in the brains of 
nearby beings. SCP-372 has learned to time its movements to those 
pulses, predicting the movements of any being around it. It uses this 
technique to hide, either by hiding behind the head of a person 
looking for it or by hiding in their scotomas (blind spots) and 


POLONIUS: Laertes, act only to your own 
benefit. 


LAERTES: Alright. 
Exit LAERTES. 


POLONIUS: Do not have sex with Hamlet. Do 
not talk to Hamlet. 


OPHELIA: Alright. 
SCENE: Platform in front of castle. 
Enter HAMLET, GUARDS, and HORATIO. 
HAMLET: Things are occurring. 
Enter GHOST. 
HAMLET: That is my father's ghost. 
Ghost beckons to HAMLET. 
HAMLET: | will see what he wants. 
GUARDS and HORATIO: Do not go. 
HAMLET: | am going. 
Exit GHOST and HAMLET. 
GUARDS: Something is rotten. 
SCENE: Other part of platform. 


GHOST: Claudius killed me and married your 
mother. 


HAMLET: | will avenge you. 


GHOST: Alright. 


Exit GHOST. 

HAMLET: | was moody but now | am angry. 
Enter GUARDS and HORATIO. 

HAMLET: Tell no one what you saw. 
GHOST: (off-stage) Swear. 


HAMLET: | will pose as a madman. Swear to 
ignorance. 


GHOST: (off-stage) Swear. 


They swear. 


ACT 1 


SCENE: Castle platform. 

Enter GUARDS. 

GUARDS: Ghost? 

Enter GHOST. 

GUARDS: Ghost. 

Exit GHOST. 

GUARDS: We must tell Hamlet. 
SCENE: Inside castle. 


Enter CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, HAMLET, 
LAERTES, and POLONIUS. 


CLAUDIUS: My brother died. | married his 
wife. Now | am a wise king. 


LAERTES: | wish to go to France. 
POLONIUS and CLAUDIUS: Alright. 
HAMLET: | am moody. 


CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: Do not be 
moody. 


HAMLET: | am no longer moody. 
Exit all but HAMLET. 
HAMLET: | am (secretly) moody. 
Enter GUARDS. 
GUARDS: Ghost. 
HAMLET: Show me. 

SCENE: POLONIUS' house. 
Enter LAERTES and OPHELIA. 
LAERTES: No sex. 
OPHELIA: Alright. 
Enter POLONIUS. 
POLONIUS: Laertes, be selfish. 
LAERTES: Alright. 
Exit LAERTES. 
POLONIUS: Stay away from Hamlet. No sex. 
OPHELIA: Alright. 


SCENE: Castle platform. 


Enter HAMLET, GUARDS, and GHOST. 
HAMLET: The ghost is my father. 
Exit HAMLET and GHOST. 
SCENE: Different platform. 
Enter HAMLET and GHOST. 
GHOST: CLAUDIUS killed me. 
HAMLET: | will avenge. 
Enter GUARDS. 
HAMLET: Swear not to tell. 


GUARDS: We swear. 


ACT 1 


SCENE: Outside. 
GHOST. 
GUARDS: Hamlet must know. 
SCENE: Room. 
NEW KING: Old king died. | married his wife. 
HAMLET: Unhappy. 
NEW KING and QUEEN: Be happy. 
HAMLET: Yes (but secretly no). 
GUARDS: Ghost? 
HAMLET: Show. 


SCENE: Other room. 
LAERTES: No sex. 
OPHELIA: Yes. 
POLONIUS: Be selfish. 
LAERTES: Yes. 
POLONIUS: No Hamlet. No sex. 
OPHELIA: Yes. 

SCENE: Outside. 


GHOST: | am your father. NEW KING killed 
me. 


HAMLET: Vengeance. 
HAMLET: Guards, don't tell. 
GUARDS: We won't. 


ACT 1 


KING: Cheer up. 
HAMLET: No. 
GHOST: Vengeance! 
HAMLET: Yes. 


ACT 2 


KING: Find out what he knows. 


HAMLET'S FRIENDS: What do you know? 


HAMLET: Not telling. 


ACT 3 


HAMLET frightens QUEEN. 

QUEEN: You frighten me! 

VOICE BEHIND CURTAIN: Guards! 
HAMLET: Vengeance! 

HAMLET stabs curtain. It was Polonius. 


HAMLET: Wish it was KING. 


ACT 4 


KING: Go away. 
HAMLET: Yes. 

OPHELIA drowns herself. 
LAERTES: Vengeance! 


KING: Let's work together. 


ACT 5 


KING poisons sword, wine. 


LAERTES poisons HAMLET with sword. 
HAMLET stabs LAERTES. 


LAERTES: This was KING's idea. 


LAERTES dies. 

QUEEN arank poisoned wine. QUEEN dies. 
HAMLET: Vengeance! 

HAMLET kills KING. HAMLET dies. 
FORTINBRAS: What happened? 
GUARDS: You are KING now. 


HAMLET: Vengeance! 


HAMLET kills POLONIUS. OPHELIA drowns. 
HAMLET kills LAERTES. QUEEN dies of 
poison. HAMLET kills KING. 


HAMLET dies. 


People die. 


bzzz 


bzzz 
> ACCESS SCP:/3045/files/test2.log