Command checks and confirms the receipt of 
the information, select excerpts can be found 
in Addendum 3533.3. 


Pierce: Command? I'm feeling a bit light- 
headed here. 


Command: The room is filling with inert gas, 
Pierce, you are going to lose consciousness 
very shortly. 


Pierce: But- 


Pierce is heard slurring and becoming 
incomprehensible. Shortly after, contact with 
Agent Pierce is lost. Reinforcements arrive 


onsite and LOI/POI-3533 is contained. The 
body of Elizabeth Carden was not identified, 
but further interactions suggest she may still 
be alive. LOI/POI-3533 has generally been 
hostile to all forms of life that enter the facility 
since. 


Addendum 3533.3: LOI/POI-3533 Select Employee Email 
Correspondences 


+ access LOI-POI-3533_email.log 
Subject: RE: Welcome! 


To: fmiller@ manufacturing.com From: 
kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com 


Frank, 


Happy to be aboard! Yes, I'm settling in fine, 
everyone here has been very professional so 
far. Excited to see what the guys over at 
conceptual have us producing. I'm sure my 
experience with polymers will come in handy 
when it comes to tightening up the formula. 


See you soon, 

Karen 

Subject: MEKP Delivery 

To: kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com From: 
gthompson@ .com 

Karen, 


The latest batch of methyl-ethy! ketone 
peroxide is arriving on Tuesday. | know you 
probably know this already, but try to avoid 


getting that stuff on you, especially when it is 
catalyzing. I've seen some nasty burns in my 
time and 30000 gallons is the largest I've ever 
had to ship in one go before. 


Seriously though, all your employees need to 
be real careful about this stuff. And don't 
smoke within a mile of the building, just to be 
safe. 


Sincerely, 


George Thompson 


Supply 
[CONTACT INFORMATION REDACTED] 


Subject: RE: New formula for Conceptua- 
Softener (Working Title) 


To: fmiller@ manufacturing.com From: 
moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
isirosr#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproclisirosr!3 


Good afternoon, 


I've been looking at these new formula 
proposals and, I've got to say, I'm impressed. 
How exactly do you plan on actually making 
this work? The runes you were supplied do not 
have sufficient output for this kind of 
impartation. I'm not sure | quite understand the 
epistemology behind this 100% just yet, so 
please send me more details on case files 
000584-000590 at your earliest convenience. 


Thanks, 


Rose Sorisi, Head of Innovative Strategics 
S. C. Johnson and Son Corporate West Coast 


Division 
[CONTACT INFORMATION REDACTED] 
Subject: EMPLOYEE NOTICE 


To: mjacobs@ manufacturing.com, 
kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com and 29 
othersFrom: fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


A note to all employees, 


This is a friendly reminder that Conceptua- 
Cleaner is not a toy and using it for recreation 
is prohibited on factory grounds. Not only is it 
dangerous and unpredictable at this stage, | 
figured some of you were old enough to know 
not to go playing with household cleaners. 


| don't care how funny you think it is- a cronut 
has already been invented and those are all 
safe to eat. Don't do it again. 


Frank 
Subject: Formula 000589 


To: fmiller@ manufacturing.com From: 
kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com 


Frank, 


Latest samples have shown a marked 
increase in duration of effect. The actual 
softening is happening at a faster rate as well. 
I'm going to try adjusting these inscriptions. | 
know what corporate said about output, but | 
think | might be able to boost it with a little 
modification. I'll let you Know how it turns out. 
We're still having some inconsistent results- 


I'm aiming for uniform approximation across 
the board. 


Karen 
Subject: Rebranding Conceptua-Cleaner 


To: moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
rellimf#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc|rellimf From: 
rsorisi@ manufacturing.com 


Frank, 


The consumer product board of S. C. Johnson 
has decided that Conceptua-Cleaner is being 
renamed 'Metaphysiclean’. | personally don't 
like it, but don't tell them | said that. New labels 
are being shipped from 's printing 
company, | presume you will receive them 
within the next week. Please migrate all data 
and adjust production to fit this. 


Thanks, 


Rose Sorisi, Head of Innovative Strategics 
S. C. Johnson and Son Corporate West Coast 
Division 


[CONTACT INFORMATION REDACTED] 
Subject: Incident - 09/28/1997 


To: fmiller@ manufacturing.com From: 
hr@ .com 


There was a mishap down in your testing labs 
today, apparently they had misjudged the 
potency of the formula and now we have one 
person down here with two mouths and they're 
both yelling at me. They are considering 


pursuing a legal route due to sustained mental 
trauma. | know they'll be fine eventually but 
they are willing to make a show of this if they 
aren't compensated. 


Lisa Thompson 
Human Resources Department 


Subject: Reckitt Benckiser's smear campaign 
(no pun intended) 


To: kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com From: 
fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


It seems some of the lab jockeys over at 
Benckiser have been working on something 
similar to 'Metaphysiclean!' for a while now, 
and they aren't happy about us having the 
superior product! Our cleaners will always be 
number one! Thanks to you, anyhow. 


Frank 


Subject: RE: Reckitt Benckiser's smear 
campaign (no pun intended) 


To: fmiller@ manufacturing.com From: 
kbaldwin@ manufacturing.com 


Frank, 


| think they might be up to something. 
Everyone in the company just got a blank 
email from one of their domains. Not sure what 
that was about but you should probably adjust 
our spam filters appropriately in case this 
happens again. 


Karen 


Subject: Just checking in. 


To: moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
isirosr#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc|isirosr From: 
fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


Good afternoon, 


I'm sending this message because we've been 
having difficulty contacting you or any of the S. 
C. Johnson affiliates over the phone about a 
recent spam email situation we had from one 
of your competitor corporations. If you could 
just shoot me a response to let me know all is 
well it would definitely be appreciated. 


Regards, 
Frank 
Subject: Testing 


To: moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
isirosr#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproclisirosr From: 
fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


Please respond to this message if you have 
received it. Some of us are getting worried, 
and they can't contact their families. 


Frank 
Subject: (no subject) 


To: moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
isirosr#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproclisirosr, 
moc.oohay|21 1uonitnatsnokg#moc.oohay| 
211uonitnatsnokg and 43 others From: 
fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


Can anyone see these messages? 
Please respond. 

Frank 

Subject: (no subject) 


To: moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc| 
isirosr#moc.nosnhojcs.etaroproc|isirosr From: 
fmiller@ manufacturing.com 


Employee morale is very low. Some crew 
appear disoriented. I'm not sure if we exist 
anymore. One of the forklift drivers is having a 
meltdown as we speak. 


There isn't much else to say. 
Frank 


Footnotes 

1. Attempts to buy, sell, or otherwise influence the market value of 
the stock have failed due to the fact that no known living entities or 
enterprises other than and including the subsidiary responsible for 
the manufacture of SCP-3533 currently exist. 

2. That is to say, the liquid is comprised of itself and its respective 
compounds, the concept of itself, the concept of lemon-scented, and 
the concept of household spray cleaners simultaneously and 
exclusively at any given time. 

3. Efficacy of the spray has increased by 25% since 2003. 

4. Classification of which as a Group of Interest currently pending 
administrative approval. 

5.Mus musculus. 

6. It is to note that SCP-3533's label clearly states to avoid getting 
the substance on skin or in eyes but does not provide a way to wash 
affected area and warns against flushing the eyes with water. 

7. More specifically, the partial dissolution of subjective individual 
self-identity. 

8. Both subjects insisted they were D-9765 and D-1954, but D-1954 


could not state that there was a difference between them and that 
there were simply two designations for one personnel. Three 
observers corroborated this story, while the other two did not think of 
subjects as one person but a gestalt organism comprised of two 
beings. 

9. See Addendum 3533.3 for more information. 

10. No evidence of this phenomena has been recorded, it is possible 
they have antimemetic qualities as well. 

11. It is likely these accounts are automatically paid and are not 
detectable to S. C. Johnson's Human Resources departments. Still, 
it is unknown how LOI/POI-3533 knows this information and why it 
needs payment in any sense regardless, or if this information is 
factual at all. An audit of S. C. Johnson's finances is considered a 
possibility. 

12. Raskovnik is a mythical plant in Slavic folklore. It is also to note 
that in many texts, the plant is notoriously difficult to identify. 

13. Mrs. Sorisi was contacted and expressed no knowledge of 
SCP-3533 or any memory of this email. Supplied Class-B Amnestics 
and released. 


SCP-3534: Doomsyesterday 


One of five inscriptions required to activate 


SCP-3534's anomalous properties. 


Item #: SCP-3534 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: All documentation containing 
information on SCP-3534 is to be recovered from decommissioned 
Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency 
laboratories and stored within high-priority storage lockers in 
Research and Containment Site-110. 


The creation of SCP-3534-1 instances is only permitted with Level-4 
authorization. All SCP-3534-1 instances are to be kept within 
Research and Containment Site-110's docking bay. 


Explorations of SCP-3534-2 are to be performed with the discretion 
and supervision of Research and Containment Site-110 research 
personnel. Mobile Task Force Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders") is 
responsible for all firsthand exploration into SCP-3534-2. Outside of 
these authorized explorations, no instances of SCP-3534-1 are to be 
created. 


As documentation containing SCP-3534 is still being manufactured 
within Japan, personnel of Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 ("Red 
Herrings") are to be deployed within all major Japanese cities to 
investigate unauthorized SCP-3534 documentation manufacturing. 
All individuals found documenting elements of SCP-3534 are to be 
taken into Foundation custody for interrogation. Following the 
conclusion of the subject's investigation, C-Class (Targeted 
Retrograde) amnestics! are to be administered. 


The manifestation of any SCP-3534-3 instance into Baseline reality 
is to be considered a precursor for an MH-Class (Large-Scale 
Aggressor Overrun) Scenario.2 Should the SCP-3534-3 instance 


appears to have vanished as well.” 


A: “Okay...we go down, and look for the nearest exit 
point or way up. If we don't find anything in half a hour, | 
want R and S to start excavation charges on a wall until 
something opens up.” 


R: “Roger the hell out of that...I'll start now if ya like...” 
A: “Everyone down the hole...watch your feet, if anything 
feels weak, skip to the next rung. | want safety lines on 


every-” 


<Several seconds of metallic screeching, along with two bass 
“throbs”. Contact is lost for four seconds.> 


A: “DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN” 
G: “GOD, IT'S CLOSING UP, IT'S-” 


S: “-is my Shepherd, | shall-” 
A: “BLOW THE FLOOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE” 


R: “GET OU-” 
<Eighteen seconds of radio silence.> 
K: “It's in his bloody eye, it's in-” 
A: “Help him up, just get him over there.” 
S: “-Mary, full of grace, the-” 


<Four heavy bass “throbs”, followed by “screeching.” Sound 
appears to be comprised of many individuals, with many non-human 
animal and mechanical sounds being isolated.> 


A: “-een weeks. | can't find them anymore, the way is too 
curved. | can't drag-” 


<Radio silence for eight seconds.> 


K: “The other day, upon the stair, | met a man who 


manifest in close proximity to Research and Containment Site-110, 
Site-110's failsafe nuclear device is to be immediately activated. 
MTF Eta-5 ("Jaeger Bombers") is to be deployed from Dimensional- 
Site-172 to the ruins of Site-110 to verify the termination of all 
SCP-3534-3 instances. 


In the event that any SCP-3534-3 instances survive the failsafe or 
an overlap between Baseline reality and SCP-3534-2, Article |, 
Section 1 of the Hy-Brasil International Security Agreement of 19923 
is to be immediately invoked. All Foundation assets are then to 
begin preparation for an MH-Class Scenario. 


Description: SCP-3534 is a series of inscriptions created by the 
Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination 
Agency (IJAMEA) which, when inscribed into the inside of an 
aquatic vehicle, alters the vehicle to be a full-size, functional Type-A 
K6-hydteki-class submarine4 (thereafter designated SCP-3534-1). 
Removal of SCP-3534's anomalous properties can be achieved by a 
single laceration through all five inscriptions. 


Instances of SCP-3534-1 are consistent in terms of markings and 
interior. Located on the exterior of SCP-3534-1 instances is the logo 
of the INAMEA alongside the words "S32 Aa" ("kenkyd senpaku," 
"research vessel"). Instances are equipped with radar technology 
developed in 1994, aquatic diving suits, and food and water rations. 


An SCP-3534-1 instance operated by Foundation personnel 


preparing for an authorized exploration. 


SCP-3534-1's anomalous properties manifest upon entering a body 
of water. At a varying submergence point, the SCP-3534-1 instance 
will become obscured by a high increase in water turbidity of 
unknown source around the instance. Upon being obscured, the 
instance will be transported to an extradimensional location, 
designated SCP-3534-2. 


SCP-3534-2 is an alternate reality extremely similar to Baseline 
reality with the primary difference being the mean sea level of 
SCP-3534-2 increased by approximately 500 meters. This appears 
to have been a gradual change which began around 1993. No 
source for this increase in water has been determined, although 


rudimentary thaumaturgical analysis suggests it may be linked to the 
SCP-3534-3 population of SCP-3534-2. 


SCP-3534-3 are Large-Scale Aggressors which are believed to have 
caused an event similar to an MH-Class scenario within 
SCP-3534-2. Instances exhibit characteristics of both reptiles and 
aquatic cephalopods (being extremely similar to UAE-Brasil-78), and 
range from ~5 to ~300 m in height. Instances are hostile towards all 
life and have been observed to commonly engage in combat with 
one another without direct cause. All instances have been noted to 
emit higher Elan Vital Energy and Akiva radiation levels than most 
extradimensional entities. 


There are, at current estimates, over five hundred thousand 
SCP-3534-3 instances within SCP-3534-2. In addition to the 
SCP-3534-3 population, the population of whales (order Cetacea) 
and starfish (class Asteroidea) has significantly increased as 
compared to Baseline reality. 

The reason for this increase in population is unknown. 


Recovery: The discovery of SCP-3534 occurred upon sightings of 
heightened IJAMEA cell activity within Japan. Mobile Task Force 
Delta-5 ("Front Runners") was dispatched to investigate former 
IJAMEA operating bases and laboratories. 


Upon MTF Delta-5's arrival at the largest former operating facility, 
said facility was discovered to still be operational with multiple 
IJAMEA personnel inside. All IJAMEA personnel were apprehended 
and are being held in indefinite detention. 


The most notable subject was a Hattori Michizane, an individual 
claiming to be of high importance in the IJAMEA. Michizane refused 
to reveal any further information regarding his identity or the 
IJAMEA's current goals. 


The following is a note recovered from Hattori Michizane's office 
within the base. 


TO ISHIDA, TH 


31 October 19