* ahome page, accessible by tapping the logo in the top left, 
which displays the most recent status updates by users 


SCP-1471-J can be safely removed from a mobile device through 
the operating system's typical deletion method(s), but often 
reappears at a time ranging from one to seven weeks afterward. The 
application contains no malicious programs or viruses and does not 
affect the device unless the program is running. Of note is the fact 
that it almost always deletes any edited personal information after 
several hours, replacing it with its original content. 


Addendum |: Examples of SCP-1471-J's function and behavior are 
logged below; any names shown are shown with the permission of 
the person in question. Any messages shown are the last 
conversation before deletion of the program; any additional 


messages can be found by contacting Dr. Blanchard, if doing so is 
necessary, or by viewing the attached supplement log. 


Recorded instance #42, documented 03.27.15: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 


Name of owner: Dr. , level 3 humanoid 
containment specialist, Site 19 


Phone model and year: Samsung Galaxy S5, 2014 
Operating system/platform: Android 

Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 02.12.15 

2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


: dude 
: dude | know you're getting these messages 
: Lee, come on 


Dr. : Using this isn't safe. Just text me 


: man this thing got a damn nice color scheme tho 

: how's your skip? You haven't talked about her 
lately 

: dude | found a baby's book when | was using 
your laptop the other day 

: that better not be for her 

! or you're gonna be in some damn deep shit 

: oh and the poems suck btw 


Owner comments: 


Please redact my name. That kids' book was the 


cringiest shit I've ever done. 
Recorded instance #50, documented 04.20.15: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 


Name of owner: Ryan Shaw, level 3 containment and 
retrieval field agent 


Phone model and year: Apple iPhone 5s, 2013 
Operating system/platform: iOS 

Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 04.15.15 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


Agent :bro!miss you 


Ryan Shaw: oh | miss you too ;) 
Ryan Shaw: come to my hallway after work 


Agent = :cant 

Agent =: ehhh well 

Agent — : fuckit, I'llcome 

Ryan Shaw: What's the hold-up? 
Agent — : fucking Ethics Committee 


Ryan Shaw: you're fucking the Ethics Committee again? 


Agent :ewno 
Agent _ : that's reserved for you 


Ryan Shaw: oh | know what you want 
Ryan Shaw: you remember that time | [EXPLICIT 


CONTENT REDACTED] Scranton Reality Anchor (°°) 
Agent _: 1! was supposed to take amnestics after that 


Ryan Shaw: yeah but you didn't 
Ryan Shaw: nnnff yeah you keep lyin to yourself 
Ryan Shaw: I'll see you when you get back to the Site 


Agent — :hell yeah you will. gonna put my Keter-class 
anomaly in your containment chamber 


Owner comments: 
Owner declined to comment. 


Blanchard's note: One of you is going to have to own up 
to this. The application doesn't send messages to itself. 


Recorded instance #59, documented 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 
Name of owner: [REDACTED] 
Phone model and year: Motorola Droid Mini, 2013 
Operating system/platform: Android 
Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 


[REDACTED]: Huh? 
[REDACTED]: | didn't add you as a contact. Stop 
spamming me with blank messages. 


UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 


UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 


UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 


UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 
UNKNOWN USER: 
Owner comments: 


This is freaking me out. | should have just deleted it like 
everyone else does. 


For a complete log of publicly available SCP-1471-J records, please 
see the attached supplement log. 


SCP-1471-J Supplement Log 


Foreword: When documenting conversations, redact any sensitive 
information (such as names and Site locations, unless said name 
and location is your own; however, you are welcome to redact your 
own for security) and follow the format outlined in the original 
document's Special Containment Procedures section. You are 
required to read and comprehend SCP-1471-J before making new 
additions to this page. Additions will be monitored and recorded 
regularly with this page kept under consistent close observation. 


-Dr. John Blanchard, current assistant director of information 
security and SCP-1471-J project lead, . .16 


The format for documentation is as follows. Separate each entry 
with a horizontal line. 


Recorded instance #XX, documented XX.XX.XX: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 
Name of owner: 
Phone model and year: 
Operating system/platform: 
Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


Owner comments: 


Recorded instance #34, documented 02.19.15: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 
Name of owner: Alice __, level 3 Beta-7 MTF operative 
Phone model and year: Samsung Galaxy S5, 2014 
Operating system/platform: Android 
Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 03.24.15 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


Jane : Alice bb 


Jane : | haven't seen you since that fiasco in New 
York with the saltshaker and the family-size Wheat Thins 
Jane : shit went down 

Jane : miss that Keter-class ass of yours tbh 


Alice =: uhhh...? 
Alice _: Wait asec. What app are you using? This isn't 
the Foundation one. 


Owner comments: 
It's obvious she's not actually sending these. She 
would've called my ass Thaumiel. 

Recorded instance #358, documented 02.27.2016: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 


Name of owner: Agent Hu Bao, MTF B-1 operative 


Phone model and year: iPhone 5C 

Operating system/platform: iOS 9.2 

Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 10.15.2015 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


: Bao-bao, y u havent called back? Been waiting for 
Ue) 


Agent Hu: Who the fuck are you? Stop popping up in my 
phone! 


: My, straight to the point, are you... dun worry, | like 
that in a man. 


Agent Hu: Answer me here! I'm changing phones every 
week 'cos of you! 


: We r bound by fate. Changing things like ur phone 
wont stop us. 


Agent Hu: Bloody stalker, if only | have that luck in 
dealing with gois. 


: Good. | dun want competition now, wont I? ;) 
Owner comments: 
Will swap to the new Samsung phone when it comes out. 
Will buy me at least three two days. 
Recorded instance #81, documented 03.04.2016: 


1. OWNER INFORMATION: 


Name of owner: Dr. Benny Ferris-Reiner, Level 3 
Researcher. 


Phone model and year: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL, 2015. 
Operating system/platform: Windows 10 Mobile 

Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 12.1.2015 

2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 
name of the sender: 


Agent : hey baby ;) how's your evnin cummin if 
you get my drift 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: Um, | don't know you. 


Agent : sure we do babe :) :). ive seen you workin 
over your desk ben-ben 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: Ben-ben? What? Actually what is this 
app? 


Agent : oh come on now u r too cute and i bet 
sitting at dat desk of your isn't stppin those muscles of 
yours. (°w °). 


Agent : | bet theres a reality-bendin keter who's 
willing to increase that ass of yours 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: Agent ? 
Agent : yep sugar. 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: This is highly inappropriate behavior 
from you. | am extremely disappointed. 


Agent : but thats what the app is for 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: | have no idea what this app is for, 
and I'm going to assume this is a containment breach of 
some highly dangerous memetic entity because nothing 
you are saying makes sense. Goodnight. 


Agent : | guess goodnight then 
(No messages were sent or received for 2 minutes) 
Dr. Ferris-Reiner: Actually how do | log out of this app? 


Agent : Ugo over to the top corner, press your 
profile name and then press log out. 


Dr. Ferris-Reiner: Ah. 
Owner comments: 


! am not ashamed by this. Why would | be ashamed by 
this? Although | appreciate that Agent isa 
beautiful woman, | have no idea why she would do 
something like this. Why are you guys snickering? Did | 
say something funny? What?! 

Recorded instance #117, documented 04.23.2016: 
1. OWNER INFORMATION: 
Name of owner: Dr.E A D 
Phone model and year: Samsung Galaxy S5, 2014 
Operating system/platform: Android 
Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered: 04.22.16 
2. APPLICATION INFORMATION: 


Profile present in application database: yes | no | 
unsure 


Log any messages received below, along with the 


SCP-553: Crystalline Butterflies 


Item #: SCP-553 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The primary colony of SCP-553 
is to be kept in the cave system they were discovered in, located in 

, China. Coordination with the Chinese Ministry of State 
Security has resulted in the surrounding area being declared a 
munitions testing range and off-limits to non-military personnel. 
Foundation agents have further encouraged local folklore which 
indicates that the cave system is inhabited by demons, in order to 
discourage casual exploration. A Chinese/Foundation security force 
is stationed on-site and will monitor the status of the colony. 


125 instances of SCP-553 have been transported to Site-37 for 
observation and experimentation. They are kept in a 8 m by 17 m by 
5 m steel-walled room whose interior replicates conditions in their 
originating cave system. Native cave flora and fauna are to be 
maintained in sufficient quantities to provide the appropriate 
nutritional needs of SCP-553. Multiple IR and night-vision cameras 
have been installed in order to provide full coverage of the interior, 
as well as numerous passive acoustic sensors. 


Any personnel entering the chamber must only use the designated 
path and be wearing full body protection as laid out in Document 
553-0-942-Alpha. Effective 06/01/20 , a decontamination airlock has 
been installed and all rooms and hallways adjoining SCP-553’s 
chamber are to be equipped with high-strength UV lamps as well as 
a humidity level of 50% or less. Industrial dehumidifiers are to be on 
hand in the case of containment breach. 


Description: SCP-553 is a colony of approximately 140,000 winged 
organisms superficially resembling butterflies. They possess a 
silicon-based biochemistry and are composed primarily of calcium 
and silicate compounds. The body of a member of the species is 


name of the sender: 


[REDACTED]: Oh hey 
[REDACTED]: Long time, no see, doc 


Dr. D : what. 
[REDACTED]: surprised? | guess | would be too. 
Dr. D : what. 


[REDACTED]: Yeah, actually, | kind of need to ask you 
about this thing. 

[REDACTED]: See, | just got this brand-new 
[REDACTED] phone and it's already got this here thing 
installed on it that | cant get rid of. 


Dr. D : what. 


[REDACTED]: Oh yeah, also its installed on now. Not 
sure why. Or how. He's not even a phone. 


Dr. D : what. 


(Immediately after this message was sent, a message 
containing garbage data was received from another 
profile, currently believed to be associated with the 
aforementioned _ .) 


[REDACTED]: | guess he might be sufficiently complex 
to qualify by the program's standards, but still, I'm 
completely baffled as to how it even found us, especially 
after [DATA EXPUNGED - See Incident Reporti- - 
regarding the escape of SCP- 

[REDACTED]: | mean, how would they know it was me, 
anyway? | got this phone like three days ago. 
[REDACTED]: er, four days after adjustment. 
[REDACTED]: Anyway, how you been? Didn't get 
demoted or anything lately, right? 


Dr. D : what. 


[REDACTED]: For a while | was worried they were 
gonna blame you for what happened. Glad they didn't. 
Wouldve been a real waste. 

[REDACTED]: Did they ever figure out how we [DATA 
EXPUNGED] 


Dr. D : what. 


[REDACTED]: Um 

[REDACTED]: | found [DATA EXPUNGED] the entire 
site? Remember? 

[REDACTED]: Doc, you okay? You were way more 
talkative when | was contained. 

[REDACTED]: Doc? 

[REDACTED]: they wiped you didnt they 
[REDACTED]: fuckshitpiss 

[REDACTED]: Doc 


Dr. D : what. 


[REDACTED]: Hang in there. We're all pulling for you. 
[REDACTED]: Keep up the good work, DrEAD. 


Owner comments: 


what. 


..: The Chibinator 


Recovered from the personal log of Dr L 


ii: 
At last, my genius has been recognized! | have been contacted by 
the Overseers! to begin work on an SCP of extreme importance. 
Everything is hush hush, top secret, so I'll be keeping my notes 
secure here. I'm not even sure which Overseer has assigned me the 
project, it's that secret. I'll be at Site 4212 for the duration, and | have 
been assured SCP-260 has been handled. I'll write more when | get 
the time! 


Lad 3 
Amazing! | have been promoted to Level 43, and put in control of 
everyone at the Site! | have an enormous crew of D-Class to work 
with, and, even better, my own SCP. This thing is amazing. You 
simply [ILLEGIBLE]4 and then presto! You have a midget version of 
the target. Or is it dwarf? Whichever one has the big head. And, 
despite being a pretty good copy of the original, there are 
differences. The dwarfs(midgets?) are more, well, refined versions 
of the original. Whatever aspects make a person become even more 
prevalent, almost to the point of caricature. Copies are rather high 
strung, doing everything to the utmost they can, with great 
enthusiasm. 
All this has already been proven and dealt with. What | am here for 
is to test the device on intelligent SCPs and Researchers. 
Apparently there are some of them they wouldn't mind replacing.° 


a ae 
Testing Log 1 
Subject: SCP-953 
Result: A tiny fox lady, near to bouncing off the walls with energy. 
Upon initial creation, she jumped on a D-Class, kissed him on the 
lips, shoved her claws through his nostrils, fondled his crotch, and 
then bit his throat out. She proceeded to massacre the other three 


D's in the testing room, before gas was applied. The remains were 
incinerated. Something more stable for the next one. 


[PAGE MISSING] 


Testing Log 7 

Subject: SCP-076 

Result: After the previous successes we decided to try a hard one. 
Mini-O76 was an unmitigated disaster. He was created much closer 
to the original, entering a killing rage upon creation. The decrease in 
size resulted in an increase in speed, leaving us with something 
much like a cross between a bouncy ball and a Cuisinart. Mini-076 
came close to breaking containment, however at the last moment 
the real 076 showed up, and took care of it. He rather forcefully 
made the point that such liberties would not be allowed to happen 
again. Luckily, my assistant Ryan took responsibility. I'll miss Ryan. 
Gonna call a halt to it for the day. 


if 3 
Testing Log 8 
Subject: Dr. Rights 
Result: Having failed rather horribly with the SCPs, | have decided to 
move on to my fellow researchers. Due in part to a crush | have 
upon said researcher, Rights was a perfect fit. And | have to say, 
even at a third the size, she is striking. Mini-Rights expressed 
interest in SCP-5555, and then proceeded to remove her clothes 
and seduce me, which | willingly allowed.