SCP-3936 is currently capable of housing one hundred members of 
personnel. Monitoring equipment within SCP-3936 allows personnel 
to perform observation on events in the outside world through 
streams of media and secure government communications. This 
information is then backed up within SCP-3936's digital archive, 
along with any information deemed by the Foundation to be at 
significant risk of retroactive alteration. 


SCP-3936 is currently active inactive. 


Addendum 3936-1: On 01/12/18/04, SCP-3936 failed to broadcast 
its monthly confirmation signal. Mobile Task Force Qeztel-12 ("Now 
You See Me") was dispatched to investigate. Upon arrival, MTF 
Qeztel-12 reported an absence of any Foundation personnel. All 


records contained in SCP-3936 had also been deleted. However, a 
large number of non-humanoid corpses were located within the 
cafeteria of SCP-3936, analysis of which suggested their deaths 
were caused by ingestion of cyanide pills. 


The highly irregular features of these corpses include: 


« A roughly star-shaped bodily structure. 

* Two primary limbs, presumably used for object manipulation. 

* Two secondary limbs, presumably used for ambulation. 

¢ Acontrol node located above a torso-like structure. No signs 
of secondary or tertiary control nodes were found. 

¢ Acardiovascular system focused around a single organ, 
rather than the triumvirate organ system possessed by nearly 
all known organisms. 

* Asmall muscle present within what is presumed to be the 
organism's cavities, which evidence suggests could be 
controlled freely. 

* A taste described as similar to that of physical pork. 

¢ A severe lack of verifiable metareceptors. 

¢ Eyes, which have previously only been recorded in fossils of 
the Korenvatius genus. 


Autopsy and further inspection of these corpses is ongoing. 


Further investigation revealed only a single piece of information 
remaining in SCP-3936's archives, a message from an individual 
identified as Doctor Ezekiel T. Jones. No individual under this name 
is recorded as having worked for the Foundation. The message 
reads: 


We'll handle containment ourselves, thanks. There's no 
need for you to know this. 


The location of the personnel originally assigned to SCP-3936 is 
currently unknown. 


SCP-3937: Site-112 


Item #: SCP-3937 
Object Class: Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-3937-1 
have been cremated, and non-Euclidean portions of Site-112 have 
been properly sealed by containment teams. Any similar future 
spatial distortions within any Foundation site, as well as any 
manifestation of SCP-3937-1 instances, must immediately be 
reported to the local HCML supervisor and O5 Secretariat Office. 


Description: SCP-3937 was a non-Euclidean space occupying a 
former testing lab in the sub-basement of Site-112.1 At the time of 
its discovery, it contained approximately 250 heavily decomposed 
cadavers, collectively designated SCP-3937-1, genetically identical 
to all current Site-112 staff. In follow-up interviews, no staff members 
were able to account for the similarity of SCP-3937 to personnel, or 
their sudden appearance. 


> POI 3937- 
A (Oskar Hansen) @ LEVEL 3937-3 CLASSIFIED 


Oskar Hansen was employed at Site-112 as a Junior 
Researcher in mnestic development prior to the 
discovery of SCP-3937. Follow-up investigation revealed 
him to be an undercover agent of GOI-003 (“Chaos 
Insurgency”) and was reclassified as POI 3937-A. A 
relevant segment of post-capture interrogation has been 
appended below. 


Due to cooperation of the subject and minimal 
security concerns, interview was conducted in a 
standard humanoid containment cell. Dr. 
Muhammad Iqbar, POI 3937-A’s former acting 


SCP-510 encounters delta waves, typically emitted by humans 
entering sleep, SCP-510 will “activate”, and begin to infest any 
nearby organic life. Infestation follows a set progression (See 
Addendum 84-B: Symptoms and Progression), most often ending 
with the “death” of infested subjects after 4 to 6 days. 


SCP-510 appears to prefer mammalian life for infestation, primarily 
human beings. Attempts to artificially “infest” other life forms have 
met with very limited success. Possible applications of SCP-510 and 
its “life support” function are being researched. High heat and highly 
acidic chemicals have been able to "dissolve" SCP-510 particles. 
Dissolved particles leave behind no detectable residue. 


Addendum: Document 84-B: Symptoms and Progression 


Stage 1: /nfestation 
Symptoms: Exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, general 
listlessness, itchy eyes, general head pain. 


Description: SCP-510 begins to form sting-like 
extrusions, which anchor into the skin. Extrusions 
continue to grow into the skin, contacting all major 
organs and systems in 8 to 24 hours. Subjects will grow 
progressively more tired during this time, and will seek 
out quiet, dark areas in which to sleep. 


Stage 2: /nitial Manifestation. 

Symptoms: Deep coma, “pillow” formation by SCP-510 
on the body, progressive invasion of biological systems 
(nervous, cardiovascular, respiratory, etc.) 


Description: SCP-510 forms large, pillow-like growths 
on the body. These growths are warm, and emit a soft 
light, with a texture described as “microfiber plush”. 
Subjects slip into a deep coma, becoming totally 
unresponsive to any and all outside stimuli. SCP-510 will 
start to “take over” biological systems, causing blood, 
neural activity, and even oxygen to pass through the 
growths before being returned to the subject. It has been 
observed that subjects in this stage enter a dream state 


supervisor, volunteered to conduct the interview. 


Dr. Iqbar: Describe to us what you were doing in 
the week preceding SCP-3937's discovery. 


3937-A: | had been working on a potential new 
mnestic strain with Dr. Fried, you know her? Lovely 
person, I... hope I'll be able to say goodbye to her. 
We'd derived it from SCP- leaves and had come 
up with a way to successfully laboratory-produce it, 
and it had been working fine on all the lab animals 
we'd tested it on — mice, chimps, that sort of thing. 
We scheduled a human test, but it didn’t pan out 
the same way at all. The D-Class identified all the 
antimemetic targets in the testing room, but then 
she started pointing out targets that we hadn't 
drawn, and when she mentioned the annelids we 
knew we'd made the strain much, much too 
powerful. After a few minutes she stopped 
breathing. That high of a dosage just...well, the 
human body wasn’t designed for that.2 By that 
point we’d prepared a pretty significant stock of the 
strain, and Dr. Fried had me dispose of it. 


Dr. Iqbar: But you didn't. 


3937-A: My — the Chaos Insurgency, | mean — they 
had been communicating with me more and more 
the past month. Through the pictures in my 
personal correspondence. 


Dr. Iqbar: | admit, that was clever. We never did 
catch on to that. 


3937-A: They wanted to do a raid on Site-112, and 
they’d been pressuring me to create a distraction, 
or... give them an in, somehow... | didn’t want to 
blow my cover, but | couldn’t keep putting them off, 
and so when Dr. Fried gave me the barrels, and 
nobody else was with me, and | thought that 


maybe... 
Dr. Iqbar: Where did you put the mnestics, Oskar? 


3937-A: | poured them in Site-112’s water supply. 


POI 3937-A was transferred to Secure Facility 145 
on 02/05/2018, and tried and executed for treason 

by O5 Secretariat. His remains were cremated and 
disposed of in an undisclosed location. 


> 01/03/2018 Site-112 Video Footage @ O5 ACCESS ONLY 


The following video footage was recovered from 
Site-112 immediately after discovery of SCP-3937. 
The original footage has since been intentionally 
destroyed due to its cognitohazardous effects, and 
is only reproduced in this transcript. 


06:00: Site-112 Laboratory 8 testing camera is 
activated. 


06:00: Site-112 showers turn on. 


06:08: Dr. Muhammad Iqbar enters the frame in a 
considerable state of distress. He is naked, and 
appears to have just exited the showers.3 He 
begins to speak to the camera, although its audio 
recording system has not been activated. 


06:11: Dr. Iqbar picks up the camera and carries it 
with him into the hall. Multiple other Site-112 
personnel are visible, similarly distressed and 
unclothed. Several of them begin to walk up the 
walls, and visibly recoil from entryways. 


06:20: Dr. Iqbar begins to walk through Site-112. 
The building layout in the video does not match the 


layout of the Site, and appears non-Euclidean. 


06:22: Dr. Iqbar walks through a corner. A fleshy 
substance within the wall is briefly observed on 
video. 


06:25: All signs on the walls now read 
MULTIVERSAL PANOPTICON OBJECT 
PRESERVATION SOCIETY. 


06:27: Dr. lqbar enters the containment chamber 
for SCP-_ _. He passes his hand through it. 
Nothing is there. 


06:29-07:50: Dr. Iqbar enters all other containment 
chambers on Floor 3. Nothing is where it belongs. 


08:00: Dr. Iqbar enters the floor. 


08:01: Tunnels pulsate in every direction. One 
opens, revealing a desert with two suns. SCP- is 
glimpsed entering a tunnel and is lost to view. 


08:04: There is a mouth under the floor. Other 
Site-112 staff are viewed in-frame. They shy away 
from it. 


08:05: Eyes open. Although the audio feed is not 
active on the camera, there is something like a 
sound. 


08:05: Site-112 does not exist. It has not existed 
for a very, very long time. The thing that was 
pretending to be Site-112 begins to move, 
incredibly fast. 


08:05: Dr. Iqbar shuts off camera feed. 


08:20: Dr. Iqbar, fully clothed, enters Laboratory 8. 
He places the camera back in its cradle and exits. 


As of 17/02/2018, we have determined that SCP-3937 
was caused by the temporary incursion of a very similar 
parallel universe into our reality, creating the non- 
Euclidian space observed and depositing all instances of 
SCP-3937-1. As it is possible for this type of incursion to 
repeat, it is imperative that all personnel report any 
suspected instances to their local HCML supervisor and 
O5 Secretariat Office. Failure to comply will result in 
immediate termination from Foundation employment. 


O5 Command 


Footnotes 

1. Specializing in amnestic and mnestic production. 

2. D-55784 was later determined to have expired due to a severe 
allergic reaction to one of the mnestic’s base components, and not 
its dosage. 

3. Dr. Iqbar has denied all knowledge of these events. 


SCP-3938: Dr. Wondertainment's Take-You- 
Anywhere Machine 


Item #: SCP-3938 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3938 is to be kept in a 
standard containment chamber with a singular bike rack at Site-13. 
SCP-3938 is to be equipped with a GPS tracking device. Testing is 
to be approved by Level 3 personnel. 


Description: SCP-3938 is an animate stylized bicycle. Between the 
handle bars at the front is a plastic cartoon face with a round red 
nose, large eyes with oval pupils, and blue lips. Both of its wheels 
have a orange disc wheel cover with a red circle at the center. The 
bike seat is designed to resemble a sofa cushion with a backrest, 
and has a seat belt which goes over the waist. It has two antenna 
flags bearing the image of a stylized W attached to the back wheel 
and a radio speaker beneath the sides of the seat. At the back, it 
has a white metal plate which reads "Dr. Wondertainment's Take- 
You-Anywhere Machine." 


SCP-3938 is sapient and is capable of vocalization in English. It has 
shown to be able to speak other languages though it prefers not to 
due to lack of fluency. It soeaks in an excited tone and will often 
offer to give personnel a ride on it. It can stand up on its own and 
wander its vicinity in a slow pace which it claims to find tiring. 
SCP-3938 enjoys discussion about geography and landmarks, 
saying that it enjoys it because it is performing its intended purpose, 
which is being an educational product in regards to aforementioned 
topics. 


When ridden by a human, SCP-3938 is capable of rapid speeds of 
up to km per hour. Regardless of speed, it will sometimes leave a 
trail of flames and play the songs "Speed Demon" by Michael 

Jackson or "Bat Out Of Hell" by Meat Loaf on the radio speaker.! It 


is also capable of flight via unknown means, which it only performs 
to go over obstacles? or upon the rider's request. During the ride, 
SCP-3938 will ask the rider if they have a specific location they may 
wish to visit. When a location is given, SCP-3938 will take the 
subject to the specified location via flight or land; however, 
SCP-3938 will sometimes refuse and provide a reason in regards to 
a location. For example, requesting the Moon leads to the response, 
"You need a space suit." When finally at the designated location, 
SCP-3938 will give a tour around the area of notable locations and 
surrounding areas that may interest the rider. 


SCP-3938 came in a large cardboard box. The box displayed 
images of SCP-3938 and the price at the corner being $35.99 (US) 
along with the caption "Paradox free!" The following is a description 
of the item on the box: 


Oh, the places you'll go with Dr. Wondertainment's 
Take-You-Anywhere Machine! 


Now you can go visit and learn of fun places old and far. 
You simply no longer need to see the world only ina 
book so go and see any place! Wherever. Whenever. 
The past, present or future! You can do so via flight or on 
good old land! Wow! 


Just be sure to wear a helmet, boys and girls, and don't 
feed the Dinosaurs! 


For any questions, please contact Wondertainment 
Customer Service at 1-800- - 3 


From the description, it is assumed that SCP-3938 could perform 
time travel, though there has been no evidence proving this. See 
Addendum 01 and Document 3938. 


SCP-3938 was recovered from an auction hosted by Group of 
Interest 'Marshal, Carter and Dark Ltd.’ by Mobile Task Force Mu-03 
("Highest Bidders") on 12/10/06. 


Addendum 01: The following transcript is an interview with 
SCP-3938. 


Interviewed: SCP-3938 
Interviewer: Dr. Rodriguez 
<Begin Log> 


SCP-3938: Hey there! How's your day? Would you like 
to have a ride? 


Dr. Rodriguez: No thanks, SCP-3938. | just have some 
questions for you. 


SCP-3938: Questions are a good thing. What would you 
like to know? 


Dr. Rodriguez: Well, do you have any features we are 
unaware of? 


SCP-3938: That's a bit silly. | don't think so...really. 


Dr. Rodriguez: Are you sure? Most Wondertainment 
products usually have an array of features. 


SCP-3938: Hmm. Well, | think | am able to go any place 
in time. | could be wrong though. Does it say so on my 
box? 


Dr. Rodriguez: Well... 


[Dr. Rodriguez is informed to deny SCP-3938's question 
via an ear piece.] 


Dr. Rodriguez: No. There are no such details on the 
box. 


SCP-3938: Really? That's...odd. | felt like | could once. 
Although, if the box says otherwise then okay. Who am | 
to argue with it? Still, | can't shake the feeling that | did 
have that feature. 


Dr. Rodriguez: How so? 


SCP-3938: For some reason, | think | remember seeing 
a dinosaur once... Oh well! Likely just a random error in 
memory. It happens to everyone these days. [Laughs] 


Dr. Rodriguez: Right... Well, | believe we are done for 
today. 


SCP-3938: Oh, before you go, are you sure you don't 
want a ride? 


<End Log> 


Document 3938: The following documents were retrieved from the 
offices of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. before and after acquisition 
of SCP-3938. The external report section of MC&D documents has 


been removed for redundancy. 


+ ACCESS DOCUMENT 
DW334/WD6Y6/