Date: N/A 

Location: Site-42 

Research Conducted by (if applicable): N/A 
Documented by: 05-6 


Summary: Following the events of 2021 and 
2022, it was determined relevant to allow 
Site-42 personnel to make additional 
excursions to the nearby beach to take shore- 
level water samples. However, the two 
personnel sent did not respond to their radio 
calls nor return whatsoever, and have been 
flagged as Missing in Action. 


Analysis of Results: This is a dangerous 
topic to research, and | and some others don't 
find it a coincidence that one of the personnel 
missing is extremely visually similar to the 
individual seen in drone footage from 2021, 
and wearing the same uniform at that. The 
Site-3069 research personnel insist that the 
extent of this thing's anomalous effects goes 
no further than its size, framework, origin, and 
extradimensional capabilities, but | don't see 
how a minor temporal effect would be all that 
absurd to suggest given those parameters. For 
a machine of that scale, a temporal anomaly 
pattern may very well show up as nothing 
other than a metaphysical glitch. You can't 
have a device that alters — and, for lack of 
better phrasing, outright denies — our laws of 
physics to such an extreme degree without 


having a few flukes. 


The truth is, this thing isn't here to watch us. 
It's been here too long for a generic purpose 
like that. It's here because someone, 
something, somewhere, made the decision to 
interfere with the way this planet's biology 
functions. And in their eyes, whatever they're 
doing is long overdue, so they've decided to 
accelerate it. 


If further research into specimens released is 
needed, | personally do not advise it, nor do | 
advise any further direct interactions with 
SCP-3069. | understand that research must be 
conducted when clarification is needed, but 
there is nothing further to clarify at this point. 


-O5-6| . .20 


Footnotes 

1. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, US 
Department of Commerce 

2. Estimated to end between 2023 and 2025. 

3. Personnel listed consented to their involvement with SCP-2000's 
function, and will each be equipped with a secondary, situation- 
specific set of containment procedures when this becomes relevant 
and necessary. 

4. Centers for Disease Control 

5. As this will greatly affect consumer life in North Atlantic countries, 
the pre-developed cover story of chemical waste from 
manufacturers will be reinstated and updated to reflect severe levels 
of ocean toxicity. 

6. Estimated at a range of anywhere from 1 to 20 years. 

7. This timeframe is fully speculative, and an Innova-Exonera Event 
may even reach completion as early as 3 years after its initialization. 
8. If necessary, this applies to humans as well, but research into 
SCP-3069's purpose indicates humans will most likely not be 
directly affected in this manner. For details, see Description. 

9. Communications cables which run along the ocean floor for the 


purposes of connecting one side of the Atlantic Ocean to the other, 
first established for the purposes of telecommunications between 
America and Europe in the 20th century. 

10. One of multiple corporations which maintain and use TAT-14. 
11. See Exploration Log I. 

12. Visible height. SCP-3069-A may extend beneath the sea floor for 
an unknown number of additional meters. 

13. 234000-320000 Gauss 

14. Site-3069 personnel receive no higher a dose than 5.45 mSv/ 
year. (Compare to 1.26 mSv/year standard surface-level 
background radiation dose.) 

15. Due to transmissions complications caused by the underwater 
depth of SCP-3069 and the unknown composition of SCP-3069's 
exterior, real-time video transmission could not be established. 

16. a modified Deep Submergence Rescue Vehicle, or DSRV 

17. Results determined through liquid chromatography of 
cerebrospinal fluid. 

18. Preliminary research has indicated that most of these are 
previously undiscovered sulfur-based compounds, all of which 
match up with substances found to leak from SCP-3069 into the 
North Atlantic greater. 

19. For further details on this timeframe, see containment 
procedures. 

20. Accessible to O5s -2, -3, and -6 only. 

21. Of note is the fact that this figure appeared to be human in 
origin, but was severely deformed in a manner that appeared both 
artificial and recent in occurrence; facial features were severely 
distorted, with an unknown dark green fluid present on the face and 
teeth, the upper row of which was fully visible due to a section of the 
figure's upper lip appearing to have been torn off. Later 
enhancement of video feeds indicated that the individual was 
wearing a Foundation uniform most closely matching that of 
scientific research departments. 


SCP-3070: Highly Unusual Attempts at Solar 
Conquest 


Item #: SCP-3070 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation assets within the 
International Astronomical Union and its Minor Planet Center are to 
monitor name choices for newly discovered minor planets. Changes 
to the names of any minor planet require Level 4/3070 authorization. 
Foundation orbital task forces and satellites will routinely monitor 
cataloged minor planets, though the existence of approximately 
460,000 such objects prevents full monitoring. 


All SCP-3070-A that manifest are to be retrieved by Orbital Task 
Force o-12 ("Little Princes"). Following analysis, objects may either 
be stored at Heliocentric Area-16 or destroyed following Level 
4/3070 personnel review. 


Description: SCP-3070 is a phenomenon affecting minor planets! 
orbiting the sun that have been categorized by the International 
Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center — primarily those 
designated with a number and a name. The phenomenon causes 
objects (designated SCP-3070-A) related to the minor planet's [AU 
designation to manifest either in orbit? or on the surface of the body. 
This manifestation has never been directly observed. Instances of 
SCP-3070-A display various anomalous properties while on or 
orbiting the minor planet; these properties cease after relocation. 


Currently 437 minor planets have been affected by SCP-3070. No 
minor planets have been affected twice. 


Addendum.1 - Notable Incidents: 


Minor Planet: 262419 Suzaka 
3070-A Discovery Date: 15-September-2013 


Description: 1:1000 scale limestone models of all 
buildings present in Suzaka, Japan were orbiting the 
asteroid in a single ring formation. 


Minor Planet: 1981 Midas 
3070-A Discovery Date: 29-October-2013 


Description: 288 golden conical pillars (91cm long and 
23mm wide at the base) were embedded on the 
asteroid's surface, forming 4 concentric dodecagons. 


Minor Planet: 399979 Lewseaman 
3070-A Discovery Date: 10-July-2013 


Description: Three bronze cylinders (14m wide and 
19cm wide) displaying the logo of General Electrics on 
each end were embedded on the minor planet's surface. 


Minor Planet: 124192 Moletai 
3070-A Discovery Date: 17-May-2014 


Description: A 1:50 scale replica of the Moletai 
Astronomical Observatory, made of the same materials 
as the asteroid, was following a rapidly changing elliptical 
orbit around the body. The SCP-3070-A instance collided 
with 124192 Moletai and was destroyed as recovery 
efforts began. 


Minor Planet: 495827 
3070-A Discovery Date: 4-December-2016 


Description: 168 renditions of the number 495827 were 
inscribed on the astronomical body's surface, written in 
differing fonts and sizes. 


Minor Planet: 882 Swetlana 
3070-A Discovery Date: 9-December-2016 


Description: Six 100m-tall and 2m-wide pillars of 
deceased Carcinoscorpius rotundicauda? were 
connected to the asteroid. The legs of each cadaver 
were fused to those of the bodies around it. 


Note: No explanation of 882 Swetlana's name is known. 


Minor Planet: 54439 Topeka 
3070-A Discovery Date: 12-December-2016 


Description: 233,870 tendrils of assorted eye tissue, 
each of differing length (maximum of 24m), extended 
from asteroid. Genetic tests of a sample of the tendrils 
suggested that each one correlated to a resident of 
Topeka, Kansas during the time of the 2010 United 
States Census. All tendrils dissolved on 17- 
December-2016. 


Minor Planet: 672 Astarte 
3070-A Discovery Date: 21-December-2016 


Description: 12 rings of a fluid composed of human egg 
cells, liquid carbon dioxide, and Panthera leo 
bleyenberghi4 blood were orbiting the minor planet. The 
fluids froze and dispersed after two days. Genetic 
analysis of the blood revealed the presence of chemicals 
similar to DNA, possessing six base pairs and three 
strands. The function of the chemicals (temporarily 
designated C-3070) is unknown. 


Minor Planet: 1996 Adams 
3070-A Discovery Date: 1-December-2017 


Description: Twelve cadavers resembling John Couch 
Adams) at the time of his death were found connected to 
the minor planet by 3m long umbilical cords. Each was 
found wearing attire typical of the late 1800s. The 
cadavers and cords experienced the symptoms of space 
exposure when cut. 


Minor Planet: 1991 Darwin 
3070-A Discovery Date: 11-January-2018 


Description: 24 Chelonoidis nigra abingdoni® were 
observed to be alive and actively moving across the 
surface of the asteroid. Relocation resulted in death. 


Surgery performed on the cadavers revealed that each 
lacked internal organs and skeletal structure, and instead 
had a severed head resembling either Charles Darwin or 
George Darwin within the body, connected to the limbs 
and neck via bundles of nerve tissue extending from the 
neck. C-3070 was found within cadaver cells, having 
replaced all DNA. 


Addendum.2 - SCP-3070-1: On 10-January-2018, janitorial staff 
working at the IAU headquarters in Paris, France, discovered an 
anomaly (designated SCP-3070-1) embedded in the walls of the 
building. SCP-3070-1 is a combination of metal tubes (some 
composed of exo-planetary metals), assorted human tissues from 
varying body parts, cybernetic organs, and devices resembling 
television antennae. Analysis of tissues found large quantities of 
C-3070, which have been observed to act as a DNA analogue, and 
human DNA matching all [AU members. 


Several of SCP-3070-1's tubes are attached to a 2018 Macbook Pro 
laptop, which is partially connected to a column of white matter and 
cardiac muscle. The laptop is powered on at all times, and has full 
internet and IAU database access. On multiple occasions prior to 
the discovery of anew SCP-3070-A instance, text will appear on the 
laptop screen for varying periods of time. Below is a transcript of text 
displayed on 12-January-2018. 


rrrrrradapt89 16 100448256expandCLASP46656controlSO 
CPU: 99.7% | MEMORY: 0.5 YB | 4-Disc: 100% - 78 ZB/ 
Ss 

claspvoidflattttttclasoSOstarfieldsconrolexpandSSss 
SLLU: 100% | JLZ: 100% - 12 uS/m | conrolexpanse 
claspuniverexpandexpandaaaddddapt646464 

claspstars ADAPT 

netwoRk: 0% - 0.1 Mbps 


As SCP-3070-1 extends through a majority of the building, the 
anomaly cannot be relocated without potential structural damage. 
Undercover agents have been assigned to monitor the anomaly and 
minimize civilian exposure to it. Full containment procedures are in 
development. Research by the Exobiology Department is underway. 


Addendum.3 - Additional Incidents: Additional records on 
SCP-3070 incidents are available in Event Log 3070-S7-12E. 


Footnotes 

1. Astronomical objects orbiting a star that cannot be classified as a 
planet or comet. This includes dwarf planets, asteroids, and trojans, 
centaurs, Kuiper belt objects, and other trans-Neptunian objects. 

2. This may even occur in scenarios where the minor planet lacks a 
strong enough gravitational field to allow orbits to form around it. 

3. The Mangrove horseshoe crab. 

4. The Southwest African lion. 

5. A deceased British mathematician and astronomer. 

6. An extinct species of Galapagos tortoise. 


SCP-380: Biological Networking Device 


Item #: SCP-380 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: This object should be kept 
connected to a small computer in health lab H , in the off position. 
The object may be disconnected and moved to any computer that is 
capable of an internet connection, but by the request of Dr. ; 
should never be attached to a computer with internet access. 


Description: SCP-380 is a small, blue box with an appearance not 
unlike an internet router. It has a single antenna, a few lights, a 
power switch and a single T3-line female connector. Although there 
is no plug for an outside source of electricity, SCP-380 will work 
when it is connected to a network-capable computer and the 'power 
switch in the on position. 


The device seems to be compatible with any computer it is 
connected to (hereafter referred to as SCP-380-1), and will open a 
large network connection; low-performance computers are 
commonly unable to maintain said connection. Instead of wireless 
connections to other networked computers, however, the network is 
made up of biological entities within a 15-meter radius. Entities 
compatible with this network include but are not limited to humans, 
animals, and plants. 


As networked entities enter and leave the radius of connection, 
network connections are respectively formed and severed. Test 
subjects (and it is assumed all biological entities) are not aware that 
they are connected to a network. The only effect that is immediately 
obvious is the ability of SCP-380-1 to access biological components. 


When a biological component is accessed, it contains a single text 
document readable by whichever operating system is utilized by 
SCP-380-1. Each text document contains variables such as ‘heart 


SCP-3071: To Deny Sense 


Item #: SCP-3071 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized! 


Special Containment Procedures: A 3m tall chain-link fence 
topped with barbed wire has been constructed around the perimeter 
of SCP-3071, and is to be guarded by no fewer than three security 
personnel posing as construction workers. Rotation of SCP-3071's 
security personnel is to take place every 3 weeks, or immediately if 
One or more security personnel are exposed to SCP-3071's effect. 
Any civilians attempting to breach containment and access 
SCP-3071 are to be amnesticised and relocated. All individuals 
affected by SCP-3071 are to be transferred to Site-108 for extensive 
research. 


Description: SCP-3071 is a single-story log cabin, located ina 
dense forest area in [REDACTED]. All possible entrances to the 
cabin have been boarded up from the inside, making it impossible to 
view the interior of the cabin. Attempts to forcefully gain entrance to 
SCP-3071 through the door, windows, and chimney have failed. 


The cabin was constructed in 1977 by a man named , who 
was reported missing in 1990. The time frame between 's 
disappearance and the earliest recorded appearance of SCP-3071's 
effect can pinpoint the emergence of SCP-3071's anomalous 
properties? between 1990 and 1994. Investigation of the exterior of 
the cabin and the surrounding area has provided no evidence as to 
the cause of 's disappearance, and resulted in casualties. 


Individuals approaching SCP-3071 are affected once they are within 
a range of two metres. Upon entering SCP-3071's area of effect, 
that individual undergoes a gradual neurological alteration over the 
course of approximately one month. This effect is irreversible, and 
moving out of range of SCP-3071 does not cease this alteration. 
During this time, the individual slowly loses conscious control of their 


body, losing the ability to move limbs and eyes, speak, or move 
facial muscles, eventually rendering the individual completely 
paralysed. As well as this, the individual begins to gradually lose 
function of all sensory inputs. However, unconscious control, such 
as organ function, will not cease during or after this time.