Incident 2085-A-4-11: / /2013 - SCP-2085-A-4 claimed 
willingness to provide video logs of the group’s former operations in 
exchange for the lifting of sanctions placed upon the subject after 
repeated escape attempts. The offer was accepted: however, due to 
SCP-2085-A-4’s history in containment, the provided file was 
accessed in an isolated network by D-class personnel in the case of 
viral, memetic, or cognitohazardous agents. 


The provided video file, titled Noxpute_roBHa_ocnoe6bl.avi, 
consisted of a 46:34 minute slideshow consisting of various still 
images and video footage of fecal matter, accompanied by a looped 
recording of folk song “Korobeiniki”, as performed by the Red Army 
Choir. The file also contained a single-use audio-transference 
cognitohazard inducing severe anaphylaxis and exudative diarrhea 
in the observing D-Class subject. D-Class subject died four minutes 
after initial access of the file. File was disposed of without incident. 


Sanctions placed upon SCP-2085-A-4 have remained in place. 


Height: 1.9 m 

Weight: 70 kg 

Hair: Silver-blue 

Notes: While not hostile, subject has refused to cooperate or provide 
information. Nose is deformed from numerous breaks. 


Entry interview 
Researcher : Please state your name for the record. 
SCP-2085-A-5: Molly Millions. 


Researcher : Can you tell me about the Black Rabbit 
Company? 


SCP-2085-A-5: No. 

Researcher : Can you tell me about Wizard? 
SCP-2085-A-5: No. 

Researcher : Can you tell me about Red? 
SCP-2085-A-5: No. 


Researcher : Are you willing to answer any 
questions at all? 


SCP-2085-A-5: No. 


Researcher : Do you ever want to get out of this 
cell? 


SCP-2085-A-5: N- 
Researcher : Gotcha. 
SCP-2085-A-5: [Silence.] 


Researcher : Look. I’m trying to be patient with you 
all, but | have a job to do. You could make it easy on 
yourself by either cooperating with me or just refusing 
outright, but drawing it out like this does nothing but 


make things difficult and unpleasant for both of us. Until 
you decide to act reasonable, this interview is over. 


Incident 2085-A-5-1: / /2014— The following note was given to 
staff by SCP-2085-A-5. It is the first communication between 
SCP-2085-A-5 and staff since the entry interview. The note was as 
follows: 


Sorry. 


Incident 2085-A-5-1: / /2014 - Upon receiving breakfast, 
SCP-2085-A-5 sat down and proceeded to sing “Happy Birthday”. Of 
note is the use of “us” for the recipient. 


Addendum-02: The following log was recorded on / /2013. 
<Log begins> 


Researcher : SCP-2085, could we ask you a few 
questions? 


SCP-2085: Mm? Oh. Yeah. Sure. Hold on a tic. 


[SCP-2085 puts on bathrobe and wizard hat, moves 
chair to interview window, and sits down] 


SCP-2085: There we go. Ask away. 


Researcher : All right. First, we were wondering if 
you'd be able to tell us about your history: your name, 
where you’re from, basic information like that. 


SCP-2085: Uh... I’m a space wizard, | come from space. 


Researcher : That’s not particularly helpful, 
SCP-2085. 


SCP-2085: Look, it isn’t important. I’m an average guy 
from an average background. If Joe Everyman and John 
Doe were a gay couple who adopted a kid, | would be 
the next door neighbor who doesn’t even get a mention 
in the newspaper. 


Researcher : Very well. With that out of the way, we 
were wondering if you could tell us about your assistants. 


SCP-2085: Oh, the girls? They’re the best, aren’t they? 
You would not believe the scraps they’ve gotten me out 
of. There was this one time in Moscow, when- 


Researcher : We can save that for another time. 
We're more interested in how you came across them. 


SCP-2085: [Sigh] That’s something of an interesting 
story. | wasn’t in a good place in my life around then. 
Running around, trying to fix all this shit, [Taps chest] 
wondering if there was any purpose at all or if | should 
just give up and die. Scraped by with implants from some 
pretty shady characters. One of them turned out to make 
custom jobs for corporate execs who wanted some 
muscle or rich perverts who wanted sex toys. | was at 
the clinic to get some new parts, and when I'm going 
through the installation process, BOOM! Big explosion 
and those five come barging out guns blazing. | just start 
booking it with my chest half open, because when a six- 
foot-four two-hundred-ten pound Japanese woman with 
an assault rifle barges through the wall, you run. 
Following this is a long series of shenanigans wherein 
we met up, split up, meet up again, get shot at by the 
guy's business partners, shoot back at the guy's 
business partners, save each others' lives multiple times, 
[As an aside] mostly them hauling my ass out of the fire 
[Aside ends], steal a boat and high-tail it out of Japan. 


We whipped up the charter for the Black Rabbit 
Company on our first night out of the country, right there 
on the boat. It was their idea, | just got kinda roped in as 
the face of the operation because of my rugged good 
looks and natural charisma. Not like | could do all the 
physical stuff anyway. But it was right then, as we were 
working out the details of everything, that | got inspired. 
One of those once-in-a-lifetime life-changing inspirations. 
They fought back against the shit life threw at them. | 
could to. So | did. | wasn't some guy dying from some 


freaky cancer in his chest: | was the Space Wizard. 
[Pause] 


And we've been friends ever since. Don't know what I'd 
do without them. Probably end up dead. You better be 
treating them well. 


Researcher : We are. 
SCP-2085: Good. 


Researcher : Could you explain to us the entity 
currently living inside you? 


SCP-2085: Ah. Red. Long story there. 
Researcher : We have time. 


SCP-2085: I'll keep it short, anyway. Basically, this thing, 
Red, it’s my opposite. My sort of evil twin. Fell from the 
sky in a meteorite a few winters back. Red’s got no hope 
left, no more room for dreams, and all it can do is leech 
and wait. Nothing but despair left for Red, so anyone 
having hope, anyone having dreams, it hates that. That’s 
the nutshell. 


Researcher : Mmmm. One last question: why the 
costume? 


SCP-2085: This? Easy. It’s a symbol. Super-hero thing. 
lt helps people believe easier, because symbols and 
icons are easier to believe in than people, a lot of the 
time. The world doesn’t like letting people believe in 
people, so they have to make do with symbols. 


Like, just look at a bunch of kids playing pretend on the 
playground. They see the world, look out at it, and then 
go ‘No, fuck you world, I’m going to make something 
better, I’m going to be something better.’ They aren't 
going to laugh at the space wizards and cyborg catgirls, 
because they want to be the space wizards and cyborg 


catgirls. They're going to build spaceships and go to the 
moon and let nothing get in their way. Then they grow 
up, and find out that the world is built on broken dreams. 
They give their dreams to the world to find a place in the 
machine and the world tells them to build a box. They 
stick themselves in the box and sit there until they die, 
and the boxes go on until the universe ends. That's the 
box the girls were fighting against. That's the box I'm 
fighting against. We're going to be what the rest of the 
world could be, do what the rest of the world could do, 
take all those dreams and bring them back. If we need to 
get our hands dirty, so be it. The world is dirty and we 
have to deal with it until we can make something better. 
We're going to remind the world what it's like to not live 
inside a box. 


<End log> 


Footnotes 

1. Advanced Crew Escape Suit 

2. Edit / /2013: This presumption was found to be incorrect through 
testimony of both SCP-2085 and SCP-2085-A-1. SCP-2085-A-1 is 
the official leader of the Black Rabbit Company as according to the 
original charter. 

3. All SCP-2085-A subjects provided false names taken from 
characters featured in various media, with sources consisting 
ofGhost in the Shell, Trigun,Outlaw StarandNeuromancer, 
respectively. 


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SCP-2086: Rerouting 


Item #: SCP-2086 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: News reports in all major towns 
and cities are to be monitored for missing persons that had recently 
or regularly used public transport. Agents are to be dispatched to 
high-threat regions on a semi-regular basis. 


All recently discovered SCP-2086 colonies are to be condemned 
and demolished with chemical explosives. Standard media 
suppression tactics are to be applied during this entire procedure. 


As of this writing, five specimens of SCP-2086 are in Foundation 
custody. All specimens are stored in what had previously been an 
aircraft hanger. Because of their short lifespans and high 
reproduction rates, the number of SCP-2086 instances in 
Foundation custody shifts regularly. 


Terminated specimens formerly in Foundation custody are to be 
moved to a specialized cold storage container at Site- for study. 


Description: SCP-2086 is a species of arthropod that resembles 
various makes, models, and brandings of public transport vehicles, 
typically buses. Mature SCP-2086 instances weigh approximately 
17000kg, although this number can vary greatly. Juveniles typically 
weigh less than 200kg. 


A newborn specimen of SCP-2086 can be expected to grow to full 
size within one week. On average, SCP-2086 specimens live twelve 
to fifteen days, with females producing up to twenty offspring after 
reaching reproduction age at approximately eight days. 


Mature instances of SCP-2086 do not feed, instead living off of 
nutrients consumed as juveniles. However, only mature instances of 


SCP-2086 display foraging behaviors. 


When foraging, SCP-2086 are almost indistinguishable from 
standard automobiles, although closer examinations reveal the 
steel, wood, plastic, and glass to be a specialized form of chitin. Vital 
organs such as the heart, brain, and stomach are stored beneath 
the flooring of SCP-2086's inner chamber. 


A human corpse, preserved in a shellac-like substance, typically 
serves as the decoy driver of wild SCP-2086 instances. Fibrous 
appendages protrude into the corpse. SCP-2086 instances use 
these fibers to manipulate the corpse, providing a more life-like 
appearance. 


SCP-2086 instances can unravel their ‘roofs’ into wings that are 
capable of lifting the entire organism in flight, which is their standard 
method of locomotion when not foraging. In addition, the ‘wheels’ 
can unravel into long, grey or black legs while the headlights appear 
to serve as bioluminescent optical organs. 


The appendages of SCP-2086 instances are abnormally apt at fine 
manipulation when compared to other species of arthropod. 
Specimens have been observed building crude shelters with the 
materials located at their nesting grounds. 


SCP-2086 typically nest in abandoned junk and scrap yards. 
Juvenile instances in the wild have been observed removing bus 
stop signposts and relocating them, typically in a route that leads 
back to the local colony. Accidental civilian observation of SCP-2086 
instances engaging in this activity is minimized due to the 
significantly smaller size of juvenile specimens. 


The mature instances of SCP-2086 will drive along the route laid by 
the juveniles, picking up human passengers. Once a significant 
number of humans board an instance of SCP-2086, the organism 
will release a substance similar to chloroform to incapacitate its 


prey. 


Upon returning to the colony, juvenile SCP-2086 instances will enter 
the mature instance's internal chamber. Each passenger is then 
forcefully removed from the mature instance by a juvenile. 


The juvenile SCP-2086 instance will proceed to force the human 
through a sphincter located under their hood, linking to where the 
steering wheel and driver's seat is typically located in mature 
specimens. Once consumed, hair-like appendages attached to the 
driver's seat will pierce the trapped human's body. These 
appendages serve as feeding tubes, draining blood from the prey. 


Once the prey has been drained of blood, the feeding tubes will 
begin to secrete a saline solution into the corpse. The internal 
compartment will then begin to fill with a shellac-like substance, 
preserving the corpse. 


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SCP-2087: The Best of All Possible Worlds 


Item #: SCP-2087 
Object Class: Euclid 


Containment Procedures: Pursuant to Causal Boundary 
Agreement 04234a, the Foundation shall not engage in initial 
attempts to contain instances of SCP-2087-01. Instead, designated 
Foundation monitors shall radioactively tag instances of 
SCP-2087-01 and monitor, pending the instance’s self-containment 
at a Foundation-designated facility. Upon self-containment, the 
Foundation is to arrange living quarters which correspond, insofar as 
it is practicable, to the transboundary containment areas. 


In the event that an instance of SCP-2087-01 fails to self-contain 
within 48 hours of radioactive dye administration, Foundation 
personnel shall contact the Intercausal Liason Office, institute a 70m 
cordon around all areas habitually visited by SCP-2087-01, and 
institute broad-spectrum amnestic therapy at all incident sites as 
necessary. No attempt is to be made to contain until confirmation of 
noncontainment is received from the Foundation Intercausal Liason 
office. WARNING: By order of 05-03, intercausal liason activities 
related to SCP-2087 are presently suspended. For more information 
and associated documents, consult SCP-2087-CN-34a. 


In addition, the Foundation shall attempt to contain all radioactively 
tagged individuals determined by cross-boundary containment 
partners to be instances of SCP-2087-02. Individuals determined to 
be instances of SCP-2087-02 shall be contained notwithstanding the 
presence or absence of overt anomalous features; radiotagging 
shall be considered sufficient evidence of anomalous events. 


Description: SCP-2087 [formerly classified SCP- ,SCP-  ,and 
SCP-  ]is an anomalous causal phenomenon caused by 
incomplete divergence of adjacent timelines. To date, all identified 
divergences have affected individuals. For theoretical 


Marie van Saturnburgh, sir! 


Dr. Andrews: No need to be so formal, 
Lieutenant. Please relax. 


D-67539: Sir, | didn't get where | am today by 
relaxing, sir! 


Dr. Andrews: I'm not an officer. You don't 
need to call me sir. 


D-67539 pauses. 
D-67539: Sir, I... yes, sir. Yes. 


Dr. Andrews: You mentioned "getting where 
you are today". Where is that? 


D-67539: I'm currently the youngest officer in 
the Galactic Police Department. 


Dr. Andrews: How old are you? 
D-67539: Seventeen. 


Dr. Andrews: You were commissioned at 
seventeen? 


D-67539: Not bad for a girl, huh? 


Dr. Andrews: Why did they accept you so 
young? 


D-67539: Because | wasn't wasting my time 
wearing frilly dresses and playing with dolls, 
that's why! 


Dr. Andrews: You must have been very goal- 
oriented to make it so young. Why did you 
want to be a space cop so badly? 


D-67539: To work with Jack Proton, of course. 


considerations, see Two Men With the Same Past: Anomalous 
Causal Couplings in Objective Bennett Spacetimes, [REFERENCE 
OMITTED]. 


SCP-2087-01 consists of individuals causally coupled to adjacent 
timelines. In all recorded cases, the divergence results from the 
individual's death in some, but not all, adjacent timelines. 
Accordingly, most affected individuals are distinguishable by the 
injuries which resulted in their death. All individuals, including those 
who did not die with visible injuries, exhibit variable causal 
synchronization with adjacent nonfatal timelines. These instances 
may be recognized by their characteristic "jerking," "snapping," or 
"blinking" movement.