The administration isn’t really helping, of 
course. They’re reluctant to offer funding to 
investigate further. | guess there’s good 
reason for it, what with so many other things 
waiting to end the world. All we have down 
here is a vibrator at the bottom of the sea. 
It’s not dangerous, and we’ve had no reason 
to believe it is. As long as no one knows 
about them, they’re not causing any harm. 


We all have our own theories. Almost 
everyone thinks it has extraterrestrial 
origins, which makes sense. But then it must 


Addendum 387-4: It appears that 387 responds to a pulse, or some 
other detection of human life. — Dr. Arch 


Addendum 387-5: This SCP has been in high demand for extended 
use, as further testing has revealed no more anomalies or features. 
In the personnel tested, SCP-387 has improved morale and attitude 
by 87%. People are really kids at heart here. As such, | am 
recommending that all personnel be given free access for 
recreational use. — Dr. Arch 


Request approved. 


Experiment 387-e: Once a normal community of 387 was 
constructed, a small mound of Mega Bloks (a common copy of 
Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, 
everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly 
towards the Mega Bloks and [EXPUNGED]. 


Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch 
« SCP-386 | SCP-387 | SCP-388 » 


have been put here for a purpose. Maybe 
it's a way for the aliens to communicate with 
terrestrial organisms? If it is, why does it 
respond with white noise? One possibility 
that has been gaining traction is that the 
antenna are actually merely projections of 
much larger, four-dimensional structures. It 
neatly explains everything away, but | can’t 
help but think of it as a cheap cop-out. Then 
again, | don’t have a better one. Though it 
may be needlessly pessimistic, | can’t help 
but think of a bell when | hear it. Just ringing 
out into the night sky: ‘dinner’s ready!’ 


At any rate, | welcome you to the new 
position, and wish you the best luck. May 
you be more successful than | was. 


Regards, 
John Wojcik 


SCP-3099: High Impact Sexual Violence 


Item #: SCP-3099 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3099 is currently kept in a 
standard small item secure locker at Site-78. Testing on human 
subjects has been limited to the quota set by the Ethics Committee 
(currently at 6). Further increase of the testing quota must be 
requested from the Site-78 Ethics Committee Liaison Office. 


Description: SCP-3099 is a VCR tape recording of the vintage 
pornographic film Debbie Does Dallas, recovered from the Mister B 
adult video store located in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It differs 
from non-anomalous copies of Debbie Does Dallas in the inclusion 
of an entity designated as SCP-3099-A. 


SCP-3099-A is a humanoid figure clad in a soft white suit or 
costume with a spherical headpiece. SCP-3099-A will appear 
onscreen midway through the first scene where sexual intercourse 
takes place (identified as after 00:09:52, at the beginning of the 
group sex scene in the shower), crawling out of the ventilation grate 
on the right of the set. The actors and actresses within the film do 
not appear to notice SCP-3099-A's intrusion, and will carry on their 
activities undisturbed. SCP-3099-A will wander around and 
occasionally squat down to inspect the actors and actresses, and 
proceed to leave the set at the end of the scene. 


SCP-3099-A will then appear in various sets throughout the 
remaining scenes of the film in the background. It occasionally 
indicates impatience through its body language. At times, it appears 
to show curiosity towards props on the set, picking up and 
inspecting them, though it always takes great care to replace them 
in their exact positions afterwards. 


During the final sex scene of the tape (identified as a point after 


01:05:54 in the film, as the actors start undressing in the bookstore), 
SCP-3099-A will seat itself opposite the persons participating in 
intercourse. It will then proceed to rub its hands on its face ina 
circular motion. After 22 complete rotations of its hands, its body will 
convulse, then remain limp throughout the remainder of the film. 


Individuals who view SCP-3099 for the first time with the intent of 
using it for sexual gratification will, at the end of the film, 
spontaneously achieve orgasm and enter a cataleptic state. Visual, 
aural, and tactile hallucinations are commonly reported during this 
state, ranging from the mildly disorienting to extremely distressing. 
Affected subjects exhibit symptoms of post-traumatic stress 
disorder, occasionally accompanied with an acute aversion to touch 
and the colour white. While other effects have been theorised to 
occur (see Subject Files), they have not been observed under 
controlled test conditions. 


SCP-3099 was obtained by Agent L. Minh on 2005/07/01 following 
tips from the Amsterdam police department investigating a recent 
string of bizarre sexual assaults on men. A connection to the Mister 
B store was established by Agent Minh, leading to the eventual 
discovery of SCP-3099 and its latest victim. In all, a total of 29 
individuals were suspected to have been affected by SCP-3099. All 
but one have been located. 


Addendum: Subject files (truncated - for full list, consult Document 
3099-C3) 


Subject profile: Jan-Pieter Rutgers, age 27. Freelance 
software programmer. Single. 


Date of exposure: 2005/06/11 


Comments: Subject was reluctant to engage in 
conversation, and shied from physical contact. Signs of 
recent light bruising on left elbow, both knees, and inner 
thighs. Subject reported finding themselves in a room 
with bright lights approximately half-way through viewing 
the film, but could not recall much else until their 
discovery by paramedics on the floor of the video arcade 
seven hours later. Subject was coerced into registering 


for post-trauma psychological counseling and is currently 
undergoing observation under a local Foundation- 
affiliated mental health clinic. 


Subject profile: Mathijn Zwiersen, age 47. Unemployed. 
Married, with no children. 


Date of exposure: 2005/06/16 


Comments: Subject behaved agitatedly when 
approached by Foundation personnel. While initially 
reticient, he revealed upon further questioning that Agent 
Minh's white-coloured jacket was making him feel highly 
uncomfortable. Subject relaxed and became more 
talkative when the jacket was removed. He reported that 
he had fallen asleep in the video booth at around 4 P.M., 
but could not remember anything after that. Agent Minh 
noticed traces of white powder around subject's lips and 
fingertips. Subject could not explain origin of white 
powder. White powder was collected, examined, and 
identified as polycarbonate dust. Interviewing personnel 
were unable to voluntarily register the subject for 
Foundation observation. Field agents are recommended 
to conduct routine covert observation. 


Subject profile: Ayoub Haddani, age 35. Security 
officer. Married, with three children. 


Date of exposure: 2005/06/21 


Comments: Subject was unconscious and had been 
hospitalised at VU University Medical Center for three 
days upon discovery. Medical report indicates severe 
penetration wound through left eyeball by a blunt object 
measuring approximately 4 cm wide and 10 cm long, 
mild septicemia, as well as various bruises and grazes to 
both elbows, knees, and inner thighs. Subject's wife was 
unwilling to volunteer further explanation as to her 
husband's whereabouts, insisting that she would only 
speak to law enforcement authorities. Subject expired 
two days later on 2005/06/29 due to cardiac arrest after 


a 5 cm-wide cluster of white polycarbonate dust and 
seminal fluid was forcibly inserted into subject via his 
central venous catheter. Security cameras could not 
capture the attacker due to being cracked and non- 
functioning. 


Subject profile: Gregor Saxer, age 44. Bartender. 
Single. 


Date of exposure: 2005/06/30 


Comments: Subject was found unconscious on the floor 
of the B1 adult video arcade by local authorities. Subject 
exhibited similar injuries to other exposed subjects, as 
well as extensive sweating and elevated body 
temperature. Upon triage, a 10 cm-wide sphere was 
found embedded in subject's lower abdomen. Subject 
was immediately transported to Site-78 for medical 
treatment and observation. Refer to Incident Report 
#3099/20050630/02. 


Addendum: Incident Report #3099/20050630/02 


Two hours following recovery, subject Gregor Saxer began to 
undergo a series of abdominal muscle spasms. The procedure to 
remove the sphere lodged in his abdomen was put on hold. 


Five minutes later, a circular mass expanded from within the 
subject's lower abdomen, followed by the subject's skin rupturing 
and a large mass of white material resembling SCP-3099-A's head 
emerging from within. Thick white tubes of the same white material 
then emerged from the wound, extending to form the remainder of a 
humanoid body. This caused severe damage to the subject, 
separating his torso from his abdomen. The subject expired shortly 
after this event. 


Upon seeing the remains of the subject, the entity appeared to be 
highly distressed, kneeling down and rubbing the subject's 
separated body parts against its face. It then proceeded to grow a 
tube of white material from the middle of its chest and thrust it into 
the subject's severed torso repeatedly. At this point, Dr. M. Manuel 


drew his concealed pistol and fired six rounds into the entity's head. 
Upon being wounded, the entity ceased all movement and fell limp. 
Personnel present report hearing a sound similar to a mix between 
human sobbing and a deflating balloon. 


Following standard protocol, an autopsy of the entity was conducted. 
It was found that the body lacked musculature or skeletal structure, 
being composed entirely of silicone. Its interior consisted of a series 
of spongy sacs filled with a mixture of seminal fluid, lacrimal fluid, 
and polycarbonate dust. It is believed that the entity was able to 
move by expanding and contracting the fluid-filled sacs in its body in 
a manner similar to spiders. 


Contrary to expectations, SCP-3099-A continues to appear in 
subsequent playbacks of SCP-3099. Aside from six small adhesive 
bandages on its head, and a slight sluggishness in its movements, 
its appearance and behaviour remain unchanged. Its means and 
motives for physical manifestation remain unknown. 


Articles 3100-3199 


SCP-3100: The Reliquary 


Item #: SCP-3100 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3100 is to remain 
cordoned off to civilians under the cover of ongoing research by the 
Geological Survey of South Africa (GSSA). Access to the surface 
site is granted to personnel with clearance level of 2/3100 or higher. 
Access to the subterranean portion of SCP-3100 is prohibited. 


Description: SCP-3100 is a former secure Foundation site 
dedicated to the interment and indefinite preservation of deceased 
key personnel. It comprises an extensive natural cave system 
extending more than 900 metres downwards from a limestone 
outcrop in Gauteng province, South Africa. It contains more than 5 
kilometres of naturally-formed passages lined with an estimated 
4,000 niches measuring 210 x 70 x 60 cm (+ 5 cm). Niches appear 
man-made, bearing precise dimensions and smoothed walls, 
despite their geological age indicating otherwise. SCP-3100 also 
comprises two man-made structures: the former administration 
building on the surface, and its attached residential outpost located 
120 metres below. 


The placing of a recently-deceased and intact human body’ inside 
any of the niches of SCP-3100 allows the free access of the 
deceased's memories by individuals within the cave complex. With 
training and sufficient use of mnestic drugs, this ability can be 
perfected, enabling the free retrieval of information known to the 
deceased, as well as emulating possible thoughts held by the 
deceased. Additionally, remains placed within SCP-3100 do not 
decompose. Using these effects, Foundation researchers were able 
to devise a protocol for preserving key personnel and holders of 
sensitive information, effectively retaining their memories and 
expertise for future reference after their deaths. The proposed 
protocol was reviewed and approved by the O5 Council in July 2012 


under Project AMURTAT. 


Under Project AMURTAT, over seven hundred Foundation 
personnel were interred within SCP-3100 from Feburary to October 
2012. Their memories were catalogued by the members of Task 
Force 707, a specially-selected group of senior operatives 
permanently housed within Area-707's subterranean outpost. In the 
interests of information security, members of Task Force 707 were 
the only individuals authorised to enter the actively anomalous 
portions of SCP-3100, and were thus also tasked with the interring 
of its occupants and exploration of its underground passages. 


On the morning of 2012/10/06, during one such exploration, 
members of Task Force 707 activated a previously-unknown 
anomalous effect within SCP-3100, resulting in the loss of 
consciousness of 12 of the 13 task force members. Interviews with 
survivors have proved inconclusive due to self-administration of 
intravenous amnestic drugs. Intercepted communications at the time 
reporting of altered topology within SCP-3100's deeper levels could 
not be confirmed by surface GPR scans. Currently, due to the 
inaccessibility of SCP-3100's anomalous areas, it cannot be 
confirmed if SCP-3100 still retains its original effects, or if it has 
developed new effects following this incident. Proposals to clear the 
tunnels and explore SCP-3100, as well as rescue the remaining 
trapped member of Task Force 707, have been denied on safety 
grounds. 


2011/09/14 - 2011/09/30: Discovery of anomalous location by local 
search and rescue. Embedded agents within local authorities 
interview witnesses and facilitate site acquisition through Foundation 
fronts. Cadaver-preserving properties of anomalous location is 
investigated and verified by initial containment team through use of 
local resources. Location is documented as SCP-3100. 


View additional material 
Initial Threat Assessment Document 


Report #: #20110915-RSA-0072 


Assessing personnel: Agent F. Agooda 


Date/time encountered: September 15th, 2011 / 1000 
hours 


Location assessed: S 25° 55.2). ",E27°46.6' =" 
Assessed threat level: Low 

Assessed scale: Medium 

Assessed containment difficulty: Medium 


Assessed properties: Reanimation, subterranean, 
location-based, mind-affecting, anthropic 


Assessment brief: Received reports of possible 
extranormal event from Agent B. Radler in the police 2 
weeks ago. Gauteng search and rescue tracked 2 
missing hikers to cave system about 15 km west of 
Lanseria, Gauteng. Bodies of hikers found in rock "shelf" 
hewn into cave walls. No signs of struggle detected. 
Cause of death unknown. Traces of benzodiazepine 
found inside remains of opened blister pack nearby. 
Notably, bodies were described by the first witnesses as 
being remarkably well-preserved and without smell, 
leading the initial report to describe the deaths as recent; 
however, the bodies rapidly deteroriated when removed 
from the cave, and autopsy estimates time of death as 
approximately 1 week prior to discovery. 


Yesterday, interviewed a member of the search and 
rescue team with Agent R.. She claims one of her party 
has taken sick after the discovery of the bodies. Further 
investigation reveals that person in question has not left 
house since returning on Sunday. He shows signs of 
recent psychic intrusion exacerbated by low mental 
resilience. Recommending initial containment team be 
trained in at least level-1 cognitohazardous phenomena.