> 17. Mr. LieY 

> 18. Mr. Mad 

> 19. Mr. Scary 

> 20. Mr. Stripes 

[[/module]] 


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[[module Audio=*/local/bullshit.mp3]] 

[[module Password=hahahaha|case=insensitive]] 
Item #: SCP-2284 

Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2284 is to be held 
within a standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall 
of Site- adjacent to the cell of SCP-2148. SCP-2284 is to 
remain on the same meal and fitness schedule as SCP-2148, 
and action is not to be taken when the two interact. On the 

seventeenth of every month, Doctor Everett Mann is to 
interview SCP-2148. Only D-Class personnel are to 
communicate with SCP-2284. 


Description: SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian 
descent that is almost genetically identical to, and is the 
identical brother of SCP-2148. The words "Mr. Lie, from Little 
Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon 
SCP-2284's left bicep. 


The speech of SCP-2284 exhibits a cognitohazardous effect 
that causes all that hear it to believe allAll declarations and 
statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true. Direct 
audio recordings of its speech are subject to this effect. 
Questions posed by SCP-2284 exhibit no anomalous 
properties, nor do transcriptions of its anomalous speech. 
Testing has begun to determine whether the writing of 
SCP-2284 possesses this property. 


SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making truefalse 
statements. However, it is able to communicate somewhat 


effectively by relying on rhetorical questions and series of 
questions that lead others to the desired conclusion. 


Research is currently underway to determine a possible 
connection between SCP-2284 and SCP-2148-2. 


[[collapsible show="+ Open interview" hide="- Close 


interview" ]][[/collapsible]] 


D-22841: Hey. | gotta read you these questions and 
write how react. They have it set up so a computer will 
type out everything we say. That alright? 


SCP-2284: Why wouldn't it be? 

D-22841: Right. So. How are you today, 2284? 
SCP-2284: Couldn't be better. How are you? 
D-22841: Eh, could be better. 

[Both laugh] 


D-22841: Right, so first thing. In 1995 there was an 
incident featuring SCP-2148, and— 


SCP-2284: What's that? 


D-22841: Um. One sec, let me double check the 
number. Ah, right. Blindfolded guy, calls himself Mister 
Stripes. 


(SCP-2284 sits up) 


SCP-2284: (Speaks urgently,) What happened to 
Stripes? 


D-22841: Nothing to him, more that he did something. | 
think. Or the doctors think, | guess. This black bar 
showed up on the cameras for a while, and then at the 
end he had this photo. Later, when they looked at his 
Little Misters list, your name was blacked out. 


(SCP-2284 becomes progressively more relaxed during 
explanation) 


SCP-2284: (Relieved?) Oh, is that all? Stripes himself is 
alright? 


D-22841: So far as | know. You didn't have anything to 
do with that? 


SCP-2284: Absolutely not. | can't imagine what kind of 
sly trickster would even attempt such a feat. 


D-22841: Alright. Let's see. Are you aware of your 
anomalous properties? 


SCP-2284: Anomalous properties? 


D-22841: Magic stuff, basically. Um. It says you can 
convince anyone of anything you say. 


SCP-2284: How would they know, if anyone | speak to 
is affected? 


D-22841: Read transcripts, | guess. Which is what I'm 
here for. 


SCP-2284: They think of everything, don't they? | don't 
think I'll be able to outwit these people. By that logic, 
any response | give to you is worthless to you? 


D-22841: Yeah. But the doctors will know what's really 
up. 


SCP-2284: Why don't | try circumventing that little 
issue, then? Would | be sitting here calm and collected 
if | didn't belong here? 


D-22841: Wouldn't that still just be you trying to 
convince me of something? 


SCP-2284: But did | actually tell you anything, or simply 
ask you a question? You're still able to question this 


conversation [Speech to text program was unable to 
give punctuation to this dialogue.] 


D-22841: Was that a question? 
(SCP-2284 smiles) 


SCP-2284: That's a good question isn't it [Speech to 
text program was unable to give punctuation to this 
dialogue.] 


("That's a good question, isn't it?" or "That's a good 
question. Isn't it?" Fuck | don't know doc) 


SCP-2284: Are there other questions? 
D-22841: Can you tell me about the other Little Misters? 
SCP-2284: Who do you have so far? 


D-22841: Stripes, obviously. One second. Chameleon. 
Lost. Brass, Moon, and Forgetful. 


SCP-2284: I'm sure Lost makes your jobs really easy. 
Where did you find Brass? 


D-22841: Let's see. Church of the Broken God. 


SCP-2284: Did they think he was part of their god? 
Man, they could not be further from the truth. 


D-22841: What about the others? You seemed 
concerned about Mister Stripes earlier. 


SCP-2284: How could | not be? Don't brothers have to 
stick together? 


D-22841: Aren't all of you sort of siblings? | think | 
remember reading that in a briefing dossier. 


SCP-2284: Yeah. Sure. Totally keen on the idea of 
being brothers with a corpse with a key in its back. Did 


you know | don't always know exactly what's going to 
come out of my mouth? Do | operate on some kind of 
universal truth rather than what | understand to be the 
right answer? Would you believe that | once said 
Stripes wasn't my brother? He isn't my brother! He's 
definitely not my biological sibling. So why doesn't he 
seem to realize that we're actual twins, truly blood 
related? Do you think he just sees me as one of 
nineteen siblings? 


D-22841: Didn't you just— You know what, let's just 
move on. What can you tell us about Doctor 
Wondertainment? 


SCP-2284: His name is Isiah Crawford, and— 
(Confused,) Wait, how did | say that? What did | tell you 
just now? 


D-22841: That his name is Isiah Crawford. 


SCP-2284: (Speaking to itself,) That is his name, 
though... The man known as Doctor Wondertainment 
has always been Doctor Wondertainment. Is that the 
game? Doctor Wondertainment was never Isiah 
Crawford. Doctor Wondertainment is just the name of a 
company. Doctor Wondertainment is a male human. 
What the fuck did the old man do? 


(1 can hear what he's muttering, but I'm not sure what 
he means. I'm getting a really bad migraine as he talks) 


D-22841: What are you talking about? 


SCP-2284: Are you familiar with Doctor 
Wondertainment? Do you think that name is referring to 
a specific person, or the company? 


D-22841: Both. You just said that. Doctor 
Wondertainment is a male human named Isiah 
Crawford who is just a company that was never Isiah 
Crawford [Speech to text program was unable to give 


punctuation to this dialogue.] 


SCP-2284: Are you okay? Oh, what am | thinking? I'm 
sure you just got tired of talking, that's all. You have no 
reason to pass out from mental strain. 


SCP-2284: Can someone help him? 


SCP-2284: You're not going to die. Oh fuck | killed you, 
you're going to die because of me. Oh, you're not, are 
you? You have to die at some point, don't you? 
Probably during something like a mass termination at 
the end of the month. Because that makes sense. 


SCP-2284: Are you guys coming? Can't you see this 
guy needs help? 


SCP-2284: Oh, what's this paper you were writing on? 
SCP-2284: No, just looking. 


(You cannot consciously see any of the text | am 
writing. You feel compelled to follow the instructions 
relevant to you.) 


(If you are a D-Class you need to give this note to a 
researcher.) 


(If you are a researcher without the ability to edit the 
files of SCP-2284, you need to give it to a researcher 
who can.) 


(If you are a researcher capable of editing the files of 
SCP-2284, you need to scan this part of the note 
directly into the transcript without rewriting it yourself. 
You feel like you should conduct an unscheduled, 
unmonitored interview with SCP-2284 when possible. 
You need to bring a second recording device in addition 
to the typical interview recording devices.) 


[[/collapsible]] 


[[/div]] 

[[ module Password=user:EverettMann]] 
Hello, Everett. 

[[ module Audio=*/local/Virr.mp3]] 


Data partially corrupted. For a partial interview, see [[[*/ 
local--files/virr | here.]]] 


[[/module]] 


Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document 
similar to the print on the obverse side of 
SCP-2148-1Document 909-A. 


> **Wow!** You've just found yourself your very own 
Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. 
Wondertainment! 

> 

> Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! 
> 

> 01. Mr. Chameleon 

> 02. Mr. Headless 

> 03. Mr. Laugh 

> 04. Mr. Forgettul 

> 05. Mr. Shapey 

> 06. Mr. Soap 

> 07. Mr. Hungry 

> 08. Mr. Brass 

> 09. Mr. Hot 

> 10. Ms. Sweetie 

> 11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death 

> 12. Mr. Fish 

> 13. Mr. Moon 

> 14. Mr. Redd (discontinued) 

> 15. Mr. Money 

> 16. Mr. Lost 

>17.Mr. LieY 

> 18. Mr. Mad 


> 19. Mr. Scary 
> 20. Mr. Stripes 


[[/module]] 


« SCP-2283 | SCP-2284 | SCP-2285 » 


shaped piece of chocolate easily broken into 11 quarter-shaped 
pieces. Tasted vaguely of pumpkin and cough syrup. The Kraft Food 
Company does not make this product. Packaging in American 
English. 


Money entered: 300 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Fruits of the Loom — A package of three pieces 
of edible underwear in bright colors. Items confiscated. Current 
whereabouts unknown. 


Money entered: 500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Sound Bites — Small cookies shaped like 
onomatopoeia words. When broken or chewed, the items produced 
the sound corresponding to their text. 


Money entered: 10,000 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: Item is a small loaf of round bread in the shape of 
a pinwheel with six points. Colorful wrapper bears logo for "Heaven's 
Shining Auspicious Bakery," with the tag-line, "Made by angles for 
angles" (sic). Upon consuming the item, subject immediately fell into 
a comatose state, during which he appeared to be in a constant 
ecstatic state similar to an orgasm. Subject recovered after fifty 
minutes, although he remained delirious for over two more hours, 
babbling about "gates of pure palladium, polished by the 
multitudinous hosts of the shattered princess". 


Money entered: 1 yen 
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 
Item description: A single kernel of popped kettle corn. 


Money entered: 10 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Five pieces of the traditional Indonesian snack 
"klepon". Item was placed on top of a banana leaf holder and 
wrapped in plastic with no labels or expiration dates. 


Money entered: 100 yen 


SCP-2285: Cloudivores 


Item #: SCP-2285 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-2285-1, 
-2, -3, -4, -6, and -7 currently in containment are to be contained 
separately by species, in containment chambers large enough for 
comfortable flight and movement. SCP-2285-5, due to the large 
quantity of currently contained specimens, are to be contained in a 
significantly larger room, with no additional measures besides those 
described above. 


Containment chambers are to be provided with two humidifiers 
running at all times. SCP-2285's containment chambers should be 
cleaned on a weekly basis. Should one of the humidifiers fail, it is to 
be replaced within a week. Subjects should also be given wall- 
mounted perches. Researchers who wish to access SCP-2285 must 
have clearance level 2 or higher. 


Those wishing to donate toys to to SCP-2285 may do so at their 
own discretion. Search for additional specimens of SCP-2285 is 
currently ongoing. It is estimated upwards of one hundred and fifty 
specimens of SCP-2285 are still uncontained, though due to the 
many different species and varieties of avians, this number could be 
well over a hundred thousand. 


Description: SCP-2285 is a designation given to seven different 
species belonging to the class Aves. A set of specific traits are 
common in all of them: 


1. Specimens are able to camouflage themselves by taking on 
the appearance of their environment. When cloaked, the light 
around a specimen appears to bend, and is the only indication 
of their presence. 

2. Subjects require nothing more than condensed water vapor 


for nourishment. SCP-2285 also seem to have preferences in 
regard to cloud types, and SCP-2285-7 invariably prefer 
supercell clouds over any other cloud type. Regardless of 
preference, all SCP-2285 will consume any type of water 
vapor if hungry enough. 

. Subjects always appear to be specimens of extant bird 
species. 

. SCP-2285 are capable of inhalation far past what their lungs 
would allow, and create a vacuum to funnel the water vapor 
into their beaks. 

. Subjects are able to surpass the normal lifespan of each of 
their corresponding species by at least fifty years. 


Designation Appearance Notes 

SCP-2285-1 Archilochus colubris| Specimens of 
(Ruby-throated SCP-2285-1 appear to 
Hummingbird) behave in the same 


manner as any A. 
colubis, aside from 
their eating habits. 
Subjects also give 
SCP-2285-2 through 6 
a wide berth, and do 
not interact with them. 
SCP-2285-1 do not 
interact with humans, 
and will hide 
whenever possible 
from them. 
SCP-2285-1's 
preferred cloud is 
cirrocumulus. There 
are currently forty 
specimens of 
SCP-2285-1 
contained. 


SCP-2285-2 Turdus migratorius | SCP-2285-2 appear to 


(Red-breasted Robin) behave in the same 
manner as their 
corresponding 


SCP-2285-3 


SCP-2285-4 


Anodorhynchus 
glaucus (Glaucous 
Macaw) 


species, with one 
exception: 
SCP-2285-2 have 
been shown to be very 
friendly toward 
humans, and when 
called, will perch upon 
the caller's arm. 
SCP-2285-2's 
preferred cloud is 
altocumulus. There 
are currently thirty-six 
specimens of 
SCP-2285-2 
contained. 
SCP-2285-3 behaves 
as normal for its 
corresponding 
species. However, as 
A. glaucus is critically 
endangered, securing 
SCP-2285-3 
specimens for study 
has been difficult. 
Non-anomalous 
specimens of A. 
glaucus are to be 
returned to the wild. 
Only one specimen of 
SCP-2285-3 is 
currently in 
containment. 
SCP-2285-3's 
preferred cloud is 
cumulus. 


Ardea herodias (Great SCP-2285-4 exhibit no 


Blue Heron) 


behavioral differences 
from their 
corresponding 
species. There are 


SCP-2285-5 


SCP-2285-6 


Corvus corax 
(Common Raven) 


Vultur gryphus 
(Andean Condor) 


currently five 
specimens of 
SCP-2285-4 in 
containment. 
SCP-2285-4's 
preferred cloud is 
Stratus. 
SCP-2285-5's 
preferred cloud is 
nimbostratus. A fully 
formed flock of 
SCP-2285-5 can 
devour an oncoming 
nimbostratus wave 
within minutes. For 
this reason, 
SCP-2285-5 present a 
threat to ecosystems 
that depend on 
essential rainfall. 
SCP-2285-5 have 
been given top 
priority, and staff are 
to be on the lookout 
for any additional 
specimens. There are 
currently three 
hundred and seventy- 
four subjects in 
containment. 
SCP-2285-6 do not 
differ behaviorally 
from their 
corresponding 
species. There are 
currently ten 
specimens in 
containment. 
SCP-2285-6's 
preferred cloud is 


SCP-2285-7 


Haliaeetus 
leucocephalus (Bald 
Eagle) 


Cirrus.