Foreword: SCP-3106-A was placed into 
SCP-3106 and attempted to further discern the 
nature of SCP-3106. Recording equipment 
was surgically fixed into SCP-3106-A's chest 
cavity to ensure it didn't lose the equipment. 
Supervising researcher, Dr. Ricardo, remained 
in contact with SCP-3106-A during the 
exploration. 


Dr. Ricardo: D-8009, test your microphone. 


SCP-3106-A: Check. 


Dr. Ricardo: We read you. Proceed to 
SCP-3106. 


(SCP-3106-A enters SCP-3106). 
Dr. Ricardo: What do you feel, D-8009? 
SCP-3106-A: It doesn't hurt this time. 


(The ground beef can be seen leaving 
SCP-3106-A's body in large chunks. Beef 
leaves range of visibility after approximately 25 
seconds). 


Dr. Ricardo: Swim down and turn on your 
body lamp. 

(The area in front of SCP-3106-A illuminates 
for 3 meters. Shreds of clothing start 
appearing after 1 minute of descending. The 
area expands approximately 4 meters in 
radius. 


SCP-3106-A: This space is opening up a lot. | 
can't tell where the walls are anymore. 


(SCP-3106-A's body cam continues to face 
toward the wall as SCP-3106-A swims further 
in). 


SCP-3106-A: | think this is its stomach. 


(The wall stops at a 90 degree angle and turns 
into a ceiling. No wall can be seen at this 
point). 


Dr. Ricardo: Swim down more and try to scan 
the area with your body cam. 


(SCP-3106-A complies and swims down. 
SCP-3106-A pans the body cam until it shows 


a pile of ground beef forming on a bowl-like 
surface). 


Dr. Ricardo: Is there anything else in the cave 
with you? 


SCP-3106-A: | can't see anything else. 
(SCP-3106-A swims to the side then stops). | 
see some ripped up clothes over here and... 
Shit, are you seeing this, Doc? 


Dr. Ricardo: Are you referring to the ground 
beef? 


SCP-3106-A: No, | mean the... The shoes. 


(SCP-3106-A swims closer to the side wall. A 
pair of small shoes can be seen toward the 
bottom). 


SCP-3106-A: They're so small. And | those 
clothes are too... Shit. Can | leave this cave? 


Dr. Ricardo: Slowly pan the camera around 
the cave to make sure we have everything on 
film. I'll let you know when you can leave. 


SCP-3106-A: Okay. 


(The body cam slowly pans the cave. 
SCP-3106-A swims along the walls and keeps 
its body cam steady. The process takes 2 
minutes. More clothing articles can be seen on 
the camera. SCP-3106-A stops when a large 
tube reaches visual range). 


Dr. Ricardo: D-8009, inspect that tube. 
(SCP-3106-A is unresponsive for 15 seconds). 


Dr. Ricardo: D-8009, | repeat, inspect that 
tube. 


SCP-3106-A: No, |... | mean, that's just too 
much. Seriously, you can just kill me when | 
get back up there. I'm not going in that tube. 


Dr. Ricardo: SCP-3106 is not digesting you. It 
doesn't look like it has as sphincter to block off 
the passageway, you're not being dragged by 
a current, and so far you haven't complained 
about needing to breathe. You'll be able to 
swim back through. Proceed with the 
exploration. 


SCP-3106-A: Okay... I'll... Shit... (SCP-3106- 
A is silent for 10 seconds). Fine, I'll go through. 


(SCP-3106-A swims into the tube. The tube 
appears to have the same radius as the initial 
tube. Nothing unordinary appears within the 
tube for 2 minutes. After 2 minutes, small 
bumps appear on the inside walls. SCP-3106- 
A stops before the first row of bumps and 
swims backward to distances itself). 


SCP-3106-A: | think | should stop here for 
now. 


Dr. Ricardo: Do you have anything else to 
report about the internal structure of 
SCP-3106? 

(SCP-3106-A is silent for 5 seconds). 
SCP-3106-A: | can hear him. 

Dr. Ricardo: You can hear SCP-3106? 


SCP-3106-A: Hold on, Doc. I'm going to try 
talking to him. (SCP-3106-A pauses for 4 
seconds). Can you hear me? 


Dr. Ricardo: D-8009, are you communicating 
with SCP-3106? 


SCP-3106-A: Yes, he's... well... it's... | don't 
know. Confused. 


Dr. Ricardo: To be clear, you mean 
SCP-3106 is confused? 


SCP-3106-A: Yes... |... Hold on, Doc. 
(SCP-3106-A pauses for 10 seconds). No, |'m 
talking to a doctor. He wants to understand 
you. 


Dr. Ricardo: Ils SCP-3106 audible? 


SCP-3106-A: It's really hard to talk to two 
people at once, Doctor. Can you just let me 
talk? 


Dr. Ricardo: Okay, continue, D-8009. 
SCP-3106-A: Who are you? 


(SCP-3106-A stops talking for 1 minute and 5 
seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: What do you mean you don't 
know? How do you not know? 


(SCP-3106-A is silent for 12 seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: Doctor, SCP-3106 doesn't know 
who or what he is. 


Dr. Ricardo: Talk to it as if it were a child. 
SCP-3106-A: Okay... I'll try. Are you lost? 
(SCP-3106-A remains silent for 43 seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: He doesn't know where he is or 
where he came from. He's just hungry all the 
time. 


Dr. Ricardo: Ask it how big it is. 
SCP-3106-A: How big are you? 
(SCP-3106-A is silent for 14 seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: He doesn't know. He says he 
can feel heat at his bottom and see the sky at 
his top. 


Dr. Ricardo: Noted. Please continue. 


(At this point in the video feed, chunks of 
ground beef pass SCP-3106-A. Flagellum-like 
structures emerge from the rows of bumps and 
aid in moving the beef further in). 


SCP-3106-A: Are you hurt? 
(SCP-3106-A is silent for 45 seconds). 
SCP-3106-A: He says he doesn't know. 


Dr. Ricardo: Ask it about why it doesn't eat 
bones. 


SCP-3106-A: Why don't you eat bones? 
(SCP-3106-A is silent for 20 seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: He doesn't want to kill the things 
that feed him, so he lets the bones go free and 
find new flesh. 


Dr. Ricardo: Does it know what happens to 
the skeletons? 


SCP-3106-A: Do you know what happens 
when the bones get out? 


(SCP-3106-A is silent for 7 seconds). 


SCP-3106-A: He doesn't know. 


Dr. Ricardo: Okay, D-8009, you're free to 
leave SCP-3106. 


SCP-3106-A: Do you ever get lonely? 
(SCP-3106-A is silent for a moment). 
SCP-3106-A: I'll come back and talk to you. 


Notes: There are no plans to terminate 
SCP-3106-A. SCP-3106-A has been given 
more ground beef for its body and is currently 
stored in Containment Cell . Consideration for 
adding feeding times to SCP-3106's 
containment procedures is pending. 
Consideration for using SCP-3106-A for further 
interviews with SCP-3106 has been denied. 


SCP-392: A Plant Now Found in Site-103, and 
Formerly Found in the Households of Nobility 


Item #: SCP-392 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All living SCP-392 instances 
are to be held in a standard greenhouse sector at Biological 
Research Site-103. Population of SCP-392 instances is to be 
maintained at an upper limit of ten. Selected SCP-392 seeds are to 
be extracted and kept in cryonic storage at Bio Site-103. 


Description: SCP-392 is an artificial plant species created via 
Daevite thaumaturgy,! resembling the species Prunus persica 
(peach). According to A Chronicle of the Daevas, creation of 
SCP-392 was attributed to Daevite Matriarch Waq of the Waq clan 
c. 800 BCE. While originally perceived as an act of social deviance 
in Daevite society, cultivation was tolerated? and adopted by 
matrilineal descendants of the Wag clan located in contemporary 
Central Asia and Xinjiang, China.3 


While SCP-392 is physiologically similar to that of P. persica, one 
significant difference is that SCP-392 does not produce fruits from 
the ovary upon flowering. Instead, it produces a series of physically 
identical male human heads. DNA analysis indicates that they are of 
the same individual. As the tattoos found on the heads are indicative 
of human concubinus belonging to Daevite matriarchs, it is 
postulated that the heads grown from SCP-392 represent a human 
concubinus of the Matriarch Waq Waq. 


The physiology of heads grown from SCP-392 is mostly identical to 
that of a human, although the heads lack eyelids and the seed for 
SCP-392 is located at the prefrontal cortex. In addition, the heads 
are capable of responding to external stimuli, as indicated by various 
reflex actions. PET scans of attached heads have identified neural 
activity in the brain. Notably, rate of eye movement and neural 


SCP-3107: The Well Documented Marble 


Item #: SCP-3107 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: 

SCP-3107 is to be contained in Sealed Containment Locker #122. 
Access to SCP-3107 is prohibited by order of Site-19 Administration. 
Individuals erroneously requesting access to SCP-3107 must submit 
to a mandatory psychological evaluation. Possible instances of 
SCP-3107-A are to be reclassified as Class-E personnel and 
detained. 


Electronic documentation regarding SCP-3107 and SCP-3107-A is 
considered non-anomalous. The full transcript is to be housed in a 
Site-19's Electronic Storage Unit, on rack 532-B. 


Description: 


AN EXCEPTION HAS OCCURED! 
ERR.MSG: Query on column S19.SCP.3107.DESC Exceeds 
maximum allowable data. Please alter search parameters. 


>> ../RemoveDataLimitationAndResubmit.ksh 


Overview 

SCP-3107 is an anomalous spherical construct 
measuring 20.32456 cm in diameter with a .000001cm 
margin of error. This error in measurement is a result of 
the 21,493 individual scratches on the surface of 
SCP-3107. See Note N-3107-460 for full documentation 
on the length, width and depth of each individual scratch 
on SCP-3107. SCP-3107 weighs an estimated 
11305.55503 grams. This differs from the calculated 
weight of a non-anomalous, solid aluminum sphere of 


the same size by 559.373 grams, suggesting that 
SCP-3107 is hollow. See Note-392-A for full 
documentation on estimations of SCP-3107's interior 
Cavity. 


In certain conditions, SCP-3107 emits acoustic noises 
similar to that of chime. The noise is played in C-Major at 
63.3445433db with an average variation of 
.003456612db across all 340,512 recorded occurancess 
of this anomaly. See Note N-3107-341 for full 
documentation on individual noises emitted from 
SCP-3107. This noise played in response to certain 
stimuli. 


For full documentation on instances of SCP-3107-A, see 
Notes N-3107-A-1 for an overview and Notes N-3107- 
A-2 through N-3107-A-10457 for detailed errata 
regarding SCP-3107-A. 


Notes: 
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Recovery: 

SCP-3107 was uncovered by the Foundation packaged in a yellow 
box labeled "Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderball!" Notably, the 
packaging lacked the franchise's usual disclaimers and advertising. 
Due to the lack of [DATA EXPUNGED], it was later discovered that 


the box was a fake; SCP-3107 holds no relation to Dr. 
Wondertainment Incorporated. Research is ongoing to determine if 
the intent of the fabrication was to deliberately have SCP-3107 
placed in Foundation custody. 


Testing Log 


A Foreword: 
Most of the recordings on file have been redacted for 
brevity. We don't need a thousand records of useless 
errata clogging our terminals. Department staff are 
already complaining that they're unable to view the 
object's description properly. The full documentation can 
be found in the ESU. 

Doctor Kiebler, Head of Anomalous Objects at Site-19 


Test 1 —12/5/1999 

Subject: D-3107-1 

Research Director: Dr. Winslow 

Procedure: D-3107-1 is to interact with SCP-3107 to 
determine its function. 

Log: 


Subject was asked to enter the containment 
area and remove SCP-3107 from its 
packaging. D-3107-1 expresses hesitation. 


Dr Winslow: Keep going, Ms. [REDACTED]. 


D-3107-1 removes SCP-3107-1 from its 
packaging. Two audible chimes are heard. 


Dr Winslow: ...Do you feel anything unusual? 


D-3107-1: No- Wait, am | supposed to!? Oh 
god, is this going to kill me? 


Dr Winslow: Not as such, [REDACTED], no. 
Continue interacting with the sphere; please 
mention if you feel anything unusual. 


Subject begins turning the SCP-3107 over in 
their hand. After three rotations, the SCP-3107 
produces two audible chimes. 


Dr. Winslow: Curious. Could you do that again, 
please? 


Subject repeats the action. After three 
rotations, the SCP-3107 produces one audible 
chime. 


Dr. Winslow: Anything? 
D-3107-1: Nothing, no. 


Subject preforms various interactions with 
SCP-3107. It is demonstrated that several 
interactions with SCP-3107 cause it to produce 
two chimes. Upon the repetition these actions, 
SCP-3107 only produces one chime. 


D-3107-1: Does... Does thing just ring? 
Nothing else? 


Dr. Winslow: It appears so. It shouldn't, mind. 
However, | suppose even Dr. Wondertainment 
can create a dud. We'll have to perform more 
tests to make sure, of course. Martha, 
schedule another test for tomorrow. That will 
be all for today, Ms. [REDACTED]. 


Note: After the test, Dr. Winslow was warned for 
referring to D-3107-1 by their last name. Foundation 
personnel should be reminded that unnecessary 
socialization with D-Class personnel is discouraged. 


Test 6 —12/5/1999 

Subject: Dr. Winslow 

Research Director: Dr. Winslow 

Procedure: Disregarding fellow staff members, Dr. 
Winslow climbed into the containment area to test 


SCP-3107 personally. 


Log: 


Immediately, an alarm sounds, indicating a 
containment breach. 


Dr. Winslow: Oh, turn those off, I'm not doing 
anything dangerous. 


The alarm turns off, followed by an automated 
request for all personnel to leave the testing 
area. 


Dr. Winslow: Martha, Martha. Relax. The ball 
does not even do anything. I'm just here to 
make sure. 


There is a brief crackling as Assistant 
Researcher Martha Clayton locates the 
microphone. 


Researcher Clayton: Damn it, there are 
protocols for a reason, Doctor! If you have to 
preform a test, bring in D-3107-1. 


Dr. Winslow: That number is quite the 
mouthful, you know. 


Researcher Clayton: Excuse me? 


Disregarding the intercom, Subject begins 
removing SCP-3107 from it's packaging. It 
produces a single chime. 


Dr. Winslow: Regardless. Ms. J- er, D-3107-1 
is cleaning the labs today. | don't have time to 
wait and I'm not too keen on this whole 'use D- 
Class as fodder’ buisness. That is another 
matter, though. 


Subject approaches the observation window 
while speaking. 


Dr. Winslow: Besides, 3107 has shown to be 
perfectly- 


Subject slips, causing 3107 to propel towards 
the window. It collides with the glass. 


After five seconds of silence, two chimes are 
heard. Subject stands, looking pleased. 


Dr. Winslow: See? Perfectly safe. | wonder if 
we should stress-test this. 


Notes: Due to the results of this test, Doctor Winslow 
has formally classified SCP-3107 as Safe, and requested 
grant money to preform further research. In the request, 
Dr. Winslow cited an opportunity to further understand 
Wondertainment SCPs as a whole via a nonlethal 
example of their work. At this stage, Assistant 
Researcher Clayton requested reassignment. 


Test 107 —1/13/2000 

Subject: D-3107-1 

Research Director: Dr. Winslow 

Procedure: Subject is to interact with SCP-3107 to 
uncover additional stimuli that produce Chimes. 
Log: 


Dr. Winslow: You should know the routine by 
now. Normally I'd do this myself, but we're 
down a researcher. Go ahead. 


Subject begins to interact with SCP-3107-1. As 
seen previously, SCP-3107 produces two- 
chimes in response to the first instance of 
certain combinations of actions, suggesting 
that a chain of chimes is possible. 


D-3107-1: It's not that I'm ungrateful for the 
<pauses to breathe> nonlethal assignment, 
but Doctor, why are we doing all this again? 


Dr. Winslow: Why, for science, of course. 
What other reason should there be? 


D-3107-1: Right, then.