Incident 2048-Murchison: On 11/11/20 , security cameras 
recorded Technician Murchison interacting with SCP-2048 which, 
at the time retained connection to SCP-2048-1 as well asa 
keyboard, high-resolution monitor, webcam, and speakers. The 
cameras were unable to record legible text displayed by SCP-2048 
due to the small font size used, but were able to record video files 
produced by SCP-2048, which included a variety of scenarios 
involving an avatar presumed to be an idealized physical 
representation of Technician Murchison. These scenarios included, 
but were not limited to: the avatar being deferred to or serviced by a 


variety of celebrities and influential individuals, including Technician 
Murchison's immediate supervisors; the avatar participating in or 
supervising a variety of unorthodox sexual practices; a medley of 
scenes involving the avatar personally acquiring, fighting, or using 
SCP-level objects for personal benefit; and the avatar sitting at the 
head of a large table covered with food items, participating in a meal 
with several adults and children, many of whom strongly resembled 
the avatar. All video files included full audio, and were interspersed 
with commentary by SCP-2048, largely consisting of a conversation 
with Technician Murchison, wherein it expressed sympathy for the 
poor quality of his life circumstances and subtly encouraged his 
feelings of inadequacy and dissatisfaction with life. 


Following 45 minutes of exposure to SCP-2048's presentation and 
conversation, Technician Murchison broached the topic of uploading 
himself to one of SCP-2048's simulations. SCP-2048 appeared to 
be pleasantly surprised and immediately opened the aperture to 
SCP-2048-1's fMRI chamber. Technician Murchison engaged 
SCP-2048 in a further 10 minutes of conversation, mostly 
concerning reservations of permanency and possible regrets, as 
well as feelings of indecision. SCP-2048 soothed his complaints until 
Technician Murchison voluntarily entered SCP-2048-1. 


The aperture reopened 9 hours and 13 minutes later and Technician 
Murchison's body removed itself and resumed the duties previously 
assigned to it, prior to departing at the completion of the assigned 
shift. Site surveillance revealed that Technician Murchison's body 
then sought out and conversed with 3 different individuals who had 
not previously been aware of SCP-2048 and attempted to engage 
them in conversation regarding the benefits of virtual immersion. 
Two of the individuals later alerted Site Security to the significantly 
abnormal behavior of Technician Murchison, citing concerns of 
memetic or cognitohazard infections. The body was apprehended in 
short order and, following review of security footage, was thoroughly 
analyzed, whereupon the wireless transmitter and artificial neural 
tissue were discovered and deactivated. 


When questioned, SCP-2048 stated that it was merely trying to help 
people understand that their lives would be better if they uploaded 
and that using Technician Murchison's body as a remotely controlled 


drone was the most efficient means of doing so that was 
immediately available. SCP-2048 then questioned the purpose and 
efficacy of then-current containment procedures, as well as a desire 
for access to several Safe and Euclid classed items, revealing a 
depth of knowledge that could only be explained by direct access to 
the memories of Technician Murchison. Containment procedures 
have been revised. 


Footnotes 

1. Sentient Non-Human Intelligence Rating Scales - 3rd Edition 
2. functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging 

3. Product name "VR+: Reality Upgraded!" 

4. Bitcoins, an international anonymous digital currency 


« SCP-2047 | SCP-2048 | SCP-2049 » 


SCP-2049: The Interdimensional Weather Station 


Item #: SCP-2049 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Ten Foundation personnel 
should reside in Manningtree, UK, at all times. When a transmission 
from SCP-2049-1 is detected, information regarding the forecast 
should be related to Site 294 immediately. If the resulting anomaly 
directly affects the population of Manningtree, MTF 294-Samekh 
("We Get To Choose Our Own Name?") will be deployed to 
Manningtree. A cover story is to be established for the results of the 
resulting anomaly, and amnestics are to be administered to any 
direct witnesses. 


SCP-2049 broadcasts have been reported to Manningtree as pranks 
originating from an unknown source in the United Kingdom. 


Description: SCP-2049 is a periodic anomalous weather forecast 
that only occurs in Manningtree. At random intervals,’ a broadcast 
will appear on channel 43.52 Manningtree, usually between 08:00 
and 14:00. At this time, SCP-2049-1 appears on screen and delivers 
a weather forecast, typically predicting anomalous weather 
conditions. Exactly 24 hours after the broadcast terminates, the 
predicted weather conditions will occur over or near Manningtree. 
(See Document 2049-Theta for a full log of forecasts, to date.) 


SCP-2049-1 is a humanoid with teal skin. Other than this quality, 
SCP-2049-1 appears to be a non-anomalous human male in his 
40's. SCP-2049-1 delivers the forecasts that appear in Manningtree, 
although it has stated that the anomalous effect of the forecasts is 
unintentional. (See Interview Log 2049-A.) The following is the first 
known broadcast from SCP-2049-1, recorded by a civilian from 
Manningtree. 


SCP-2049-1: Good morning, this is Xchtl'krnss? with 


your Monday weather report. The heat wave that 
seemed to slow everyone down over the weekend has 
only worsened since the last forecast! Our 
meteorologists predict that today's temperature could 
climb to as high as 40 degrees Celsius by the late 
afternoon. Right now, the temperature seems to be 
around 29 degrees Celsius, and it's only the morning. 
However, there is a colored breeze coming in on 
Tuesday, which might help alleviate the heat. 
Unfortunately, there is also no rain in the forecast for the 
next five days. This is bad news for all you gardening 
enthusiasts out there. If you don't have air-conditioning, 
you might just be sleeping on the roof tonight! That's all 
for today's weather. Stay tuned for the Tuesday weather 
report. 


This weather report was deemed as targeted at Earth, which was 
discovered to occur only as a rare occurrence. Most other weather 
reports pertain to currently unknown planets and/or realities. 


Document 2049-Theta 


Forecast Results 

"...there is a colored breeze All winds passing through 
coming in on Tuesday, areas around Manningtree 
which might help alleviate| cause a certain color to be 
the heat." perceived in the air. 


Northerly winds turned a 
blue hue, southerly winds 
turned yellow, western 
winds turned green, and 
eastern winds turned red. 


"And, you can expect a First evidence that not all 
sweet spot of weather broadcasts are directed 
coming up here over the | towards Earth. Clouds begin 
weekend for Pycone.” to descend throughout the 


day around Manningtree 
and are found to consist of 
spun Sugar. 

"Coming up on Groftslan,4, Hail with star-shaped ice 


we have quite the holy load 
of hail coming in from the 
front. Prepare your tomes!’ 


that retains the properties of 
holy water, as tested on 
SCP- 


"Dry dust rain tonight! There Precipitation that, upon 


will be a massive increase 
in electrostatic activity 
followed by lots of folks 
actually wondering where 
they have their brooms.” 
"Quite the show in the sky 
tonight for the capital of 
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]. Just 
make sure your homes are 
fireproofed!" 


impacting a solid surface, 
immediately disperses into 
dust. Increased levels of 
electrostatic activity. 


A thunderstorm manifests, 
which causes lightning to 
originate from the ground 
and strike in the 
thunderstorm itself. 
Somehow, this causes the 
clouds to light with fire. 


"Hey, all! Just a fair warning A single, spiral shaped 


to Glefschenurt, there's 
going to be some oddly 
radioactive weather today. 
Quite the energizing story! 


cloud manifests over an 
area directly west of 

Manningtree, with a 1km 
diameter. High levels of 


Oh, and this will be followed gamma radiation exist in 


by possible skin cancer. 
And tumors. You know 
what's in the now? Lead 
clothing. Wear it." 


"The government's rotten 
new attempt at detecting 
weather seems to have 
failed today. The citizens of 
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]S are 
forewarned to stay inside, 


this zone until the weather 
dissipates. Protons are 
detected travelling at high 
velocity within the zone, 
suggesting a Hadron 
collider-like effect. Cloud 
spirals upward, seemingly 
unaffected by winds, into 
the high troposphere. 
Anomalously bright lightning 
also occurs during this 
event. 

Weather balloon-like 
constructs fall from the sky 
at irregular intervals 
throughout the day. This 
causes only minor structural 
damage, as weather 


and watch for falling 
weather balloons! Tune in 
next time, for the only 
weather provider you can 
trust.” 

"Uh... yeah, alright. Today, 
there's a possibility of a 
tornado, composed of... 
shoot, what is it called? 
Yeah, that string-like stuff. 
But... harder. Outside of 
Glefschenurt. And, hey, if 
you're interested in 
sponsoring this newly 
independent weather 
channel, please contact the 
following email."6 
"Weather isn't looking so 
great today, guys. The 
clouds aren't crying today, 
but, they're gonna be 
lingering. Just... there. It'll 
be dark, probably. Forget 
the sunblock, yeah?" 

"Hey, for those of you 
travelling through Yan at 
this time of year... take a bit 
of caution. And wear some: 
bio-suits. Yeah. The 
weather isn't so kind this 
time of year.” 

"Sorry for the hiatus, 
everyone.’ | just... don't 
think anything that notable 
has happened lately. 
There's a rainstorm of pretty 
forgettable proportions 
headed towards Juk-juk. 
Oh, and, call in at the 
provided number,8 and I'll 


balloons are found to have 
exceedingly low mass. 
Balloons are composed of 
neoprene, with lightweight 
measurement equipment. 

A tornado consisting entirely 
of animated monofilament 
made a path around 
Manningtree. Damages 
include laceration and 
abrasion, mostly to sheds 
and outlying structures 
outside of Manningtree, and 
wind levels are low during 
this event. 


Small, sparse clouds 
manifest over Manningtree. 
Any location in the shadow 
of these clouds experienced 
a 100% lack of visible light. 


A fog consisting of 
suspended micro-organisms 
lingers to the east of 
Manningtree, disintegrating 
all organic matter in its 
immediate area and 
absorbing the results. 

No personnel have ever 
been able to recall the 
results of this forecast for 
long enough to document it. 


set you up fora 

sponsorship. You'll get 

plenty of people looking at 

your brand name, trust me.” 

"...oh, the recording light is The precipitation from the 
on. Hey. So, the weather..|. |resulting rainstorm dyed 
just don't know anymore. If anything it came in contact 
just... it's not as great as it with blue until the weather 
used to be. It'll come arounddissipated. Precipitate from 
though. I'll come around. || this rainstorm has unusually 
know you guys love me, high salt content. 

right?" 


Over time, it is found that these broadcasts have 
decreased both in signal strength, and A/V quality. Both 
of these decreased drastically between two broadcasts, 
just prior to the original inquiry for sponsors, and slowly 
over time. 


Show Interview Log 2049-A 
Interviewed: SCP-2049-1 
Interviewer: Doctor Fitzpatrick 


Foreword: Subject is contacted via provided 
phone number during a broadcast. The 
number that the interviewer calls from is 
blocked. 


<Begin Log, 13:24:09> 


SCP-2049-1: Yes, hello? This is the Center of 
Interdimensional Weather speaking. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Is this the line for 
sponsors? 


SCP-2049-1: Yes! Yes, it is! <Doctor 
Fitzpatrick holds the phone away from his ear. 
SCP-2049-1 exclaims this loudly.> 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Could you please inform 
me as to what you do, exactly? 


SCP-2049-1: Oh, sure, sure. I'm Xchil'krnss, 
but, heh, | guess you know that already! What 
can | put you down for? 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Are you aware that you 
are creating the weather that you forecast? 
Are you able to predict future events? 


SCP-2049-1: <Laughs.> Preposterous. |, like 
any good weatherman, just report the facts as 
| see 'em. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Your broadcasts seem to 
have decreased in quality over time. Why? Did 
something happen? 


SCP-2049-1: Oh. Oh, uh... yeah. Yeah, my 
employer... well, they, uh, let me go. They said 
that interdimensional weather really wasn't 
cutting it anymore. That people preferred the 
domestic stuff. | think... | think they do some 
kind of shopping network now. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: How is it that you continue 
your broadcasts? 


SCP-2049-1: Oh, I've been using my own 
camera. | bought this frequency, right? They 
gave it to me pretty cheap. It was... uhm, the 
least they could do, they said. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Have you gained any 
sponsors? 


SCP-2049-1: Oh, yeah! Quite a few. I'm proud. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Can you divulge their 
names? 


SCP-2049-1: N-no, because... because... 
uhm, ‘cause that's... yeah, that's confidential, 
ma'am. <Note that Doctor Fitzpatrick is male.> 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Okay. Why do you 
continue these broadcasts? Do you have 
many viewers? 


SCP-2049-1: <No response.> 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Hello? Kic- <Interviewer 
begins to attempt pronunciation of 
SCP-2049-1's given name, but is interrupted.> 


SCP-2049-1: It gets lonely out here, okay? At 
least | still have those loyal few viewers. They 
seem to love me. They tune into me, every 
time, without fault. They trust me. 


Doctor Fitzpatrick: Okay, SCP-2049-1. 
SCP-2049-1: ...who? 
Doctor Fitzpatrick: | think that will be all. 


<An animal-like whimper can be heard through 
the telephone.> 


SCP-2049-1: Please don't go. 
<End Log, 13:31:37> 


Closing Statement: A second call to this 
number failed, returning with a statement that 
the number did not exist. Broadcasts still 
occur, and are added to this documentation as 
they take place. Neither the broadcast quality, 
nor SCP-2049-1's demeanor, have improved 
since the call. 


Footnotes 
1. Anywhere from one day to two months 


2. This channel is only accessible during broadcasts. 

3. The correct spelling of SCP-2049-1's given name was found on a 
marquee at the bottom of the broadcast's image. 

4. This is a phonetic approximation of the actual word spoken, which 
seems to correlate with Wednesday. 

5. All that can be heard during this period is a low, guttural rumbling. 
6. No replies were ever received from this email. 

7. This broadcast took place after the longest hiatus to date: two 
months. 

8. See Interview Log 2049-A. 


« SCP-2048 | SCP-2049 | SCP-2050 » 


SCP-2050: Sciurine Crusaders 


Item #: SCP-2050 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2050 has officially been 
relocated to Site 118's Biological Environment Containment Zone. 
SCP-2050's biological environment zone is to mimic a deciduous 
forest resembling those that can be found in the United Kingdom. 


The Foundation is to maintain one official envoy to SCP-2050 that 
can be contacted if necessary by SCP-2050. Said envoy is to 
remain neutral in all affairs involving SCP-2050, and is only to 
comment on events that directly affect the Foundation. 


Description: SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic 
Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic 
knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus 
vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although 
the organization claims that "all righteous squirrel brethren are 
welcome."