¢ When an individual observes any visible portion of Cubicle 
111. This also extends to any visible portion of Jocelyn Blom at 
her workspace. 


When triggered, SCP-3415 will implant specific information 
regarding Jocelyn Blom into the mind of the affected individual. This 
information is not memetic in nature and does not override existing 
knowledge an individual might have involving Jocelyn Blom, who is 
busy. 


Analysis of the information delivered by SCP-3415 has determined 
that the anomaly's primary purpose is to convince an individual that 
Jocelyn Blom: 


Is currently present in her cubicle. 

¢ Is able to complete any work assigned to her before the end of 
the workday. 

¢ Is due for a promotion soon. 

¢ Will not be disturbed for any reason that does not involve the 
assignment of unfinished work. 

* Is currently not in a different location outside of her cubicle. 

* Is responsible for all instances of SCP-3415-1 

Will not be punished in any manner if she is found breaking 

company policy or disobeying authority figures of any kind. 

Is not responsible for the kidnapping and murder of ,a 

22-year old vagrant who was last reported in a local homeless 

shelteron / /_ . This individual has yet to be located. 


Additionally, SCP-3415 implants the belief that an individual known 
as Lsaac Forster is responsible for the kidnapping and murder of 
. Of note is that the information transmitted regarding Lsaac 


Forster might be an error caused by the structure of SCP-3415's 
anomaly; an employee by the name Isaac Foster was noted to have 
worked in Cubicle 11D from a length of time spanning 2007 to 20 4. 
Lsaac Forster is interpreted as a separate individual from Isaac 
Foster by individuals exposed to SCP-3415's effects and can only 
be described as the responsible culprit for 's murder. 


Visual observation of SCP-3415 will display the presence of Jocelyn 
Blom at her workstation in Cubicle 111. Individuals have been unable 
to describe exact details of Jocelyn Blom's appearance and 
behaviour beyond information enforced by SCP-3415. Attempts to 
capture visual record of Jocelyn Blom has consistently resulted in 
severe corruption of the produced images. 


On multiple occasions individuals have reported having been able to 
hold conversation with Jocelyn Blom, but were unable to describe 
the nature, topic or content of any discussion. Attempts at interviews 
have lead to transcripted logs becoming instances of SCP-3415-1. 
All transcripted replies from Jocelyn Blom in these logs are replaced 
by her signature, regardless of context. 


Attempting to remain within Cubicle 111 for longer than five minutes 
at a time will induce a secondary effect that compels the individuals 
to immediately exit the space. Affected individuals report mild 
disorientation upon exiting, citing a desire to leave Jocelyn Blom 
alone during work hours. 


Inspection of Cubicle 111 is difficult due to SCP-3415's effects 
extending to the state of numerous objects located within its space; 
these items also cannot be retrieved from their original locations and 
are not considered to be instances of SCP-3415-1. Various 
analytical sessions have determined Cubicle 111 contains the 
following: 


¢ A standard office desk with two wheeled chairs. No 
anomalous effects noted. 

¢ Several personal effects owned by Jocelyn Blom, located on 
her desk. Two items (identified as a white plastic bucket and 
an exacto knife) described as having a 'soily' texture when 
touched. 

¢ A Dell Monitor and Desktop. Attached to the desktop is an 


external hard drive of unknown make. 
¢ A keyboard and mouse of unclear make. Described as 
noticeably ‘blurred’. Both objects will randomly produce 
sounds associated with their function, despite lack of input. 
Multiple discarded boxes of KFC Boneless Banquet and five 
crushed cans of Tesco-brand cider. Located on desk. 
Contents missing. 
¢ 114 lbs worth of salt. 
* 180 lbs worth of unknown material. Described as having a 
‘soily' composition. Suspended midair, opposite of Jocelyn 
Blom. 
A full outfit consisting of winter clothes. Described as ‘filthy’. 
Suspended midair, opposite of Jocelyn Blom. Noted to be 
overlapping with numerous other materials found within 
Cubicle 111. 


SCP-3415-1 are cognitohazards considered to be the 'finished' 
versions of any item that has been affected by Jocelyn Blom 
SCP-3415. The majority of SCP-3415-1 instances are documents, 
files and forms that are typically handled in an accounting position. 
Many of these documents contain modifications made by Jocelyn 
Blom, with handwriting that has been confirmed as a 99.7% match. 


In order for an instance of SCP-3415-1 to be created, a 
corresponding ‘unfinished’ item must be placed within Cubicle 111. If 
the item is considered ‘unfinished’ or a 'work in progress’, it will be 
converted into a SCP-3415-1 instance after a period of 1-6 minutes. 
Items that do not possess these qualities and are not in direct 
contact with human skin will disappear after a similar period of time. 
The conversion of an item into a SCP-3415-1 instance has never 
been observed. 


The majority of standard cognitohazard detection routines indicate 
SCP-3415-1 instances do not objectively exist; those able to detect 
them as physical objects detect a number of highly complex 
cognitohazards covering the visible form of all instances. 
SCP-3415-1 instances otherwise function exactly like their 
nonanomalous counterparts. 


Jocelyn Blom can also create instances of SCP-3415-1 with 
unfinished works that would be considered outside of her area of 


expertise, so long as it can be considered 'complete’ upon 
conversion. All instances are finished in a manner that would be 
expected with their associated form. 


Addendum 3415-A: Recovery 


SCP-3415 was officially discovered by Foundation assets on 
04/11/2014 after numerous reports of Jocelyn Blom being unable to 
leave her cubicle, despite the recent condemnation of the office 
complex containing SCP-3415. 


Due to the long-reaching effects of SCP-3415 it has been difficult to 
determine the original date of the anomaly's manifestation. 
Interviews with co-workers of Jocelyn Blom report a noticeable 
decrease in interactions with Jocelyn Blom as a result of her 
workload from as early as 2009. 


Addendum 3415-B (03/02/2018): 
+ INCIDENT 3415-1A - PLEASE INPUT CREDENTIALS 


On 27/01/2018 SCP-3415 displayed previously 
undocumented behaviour. SCP-3415 was seemingly 
triggered by Junior Researcher Durham, a recent 
transfer to Maintenance Team-3415. Durham had been 
tasked with daily documentation of the contents of 
Cubicle 111 and was struggling to properly identify 
multiple objects located on Jocelyn Blom's desk. Other 
members report hearing Durham engaging in brief 
conversation with Jocelyn. Upon exiting Cubicle 111 at 
13:21, Durham was accompanied by two entities 
resembling young children. 


At this point, Junior Researcher Montemayor 
approached Durham as other present personnel began 
to call for additional support. The following is a recorded 
transcript of Montemayor's interaction with Durham: 


Montemayor: Toby? What the hell is- 


Durham: She asked me if | needed anything 


doing. 


M: Toby, what happened? Are those - oh, 
fuck. Those are your kids. 


D: Goddamnit, she was so helpful. She saved 
me a ton of grief. 


M: Toby, this is Jocelyn we're talking about. 
She only looks like she's helping. What the hell 
did she even do? 


D: She - she figured it out, Kat. She knew what 
to do. She did it quick. 


Durham reportedly remains silent for several 
seconds. 


D: | don't think she's thought this through. 
[End Log] 


Closing Statement: Junior Researcher 
Durham surrendered himself into Foundation 
custody and is currently being held for further 
screening of cognitohazardous effects. 
Additional individuals were identified as 
Durham's children and were promptly 
contained as an anomalous risk. All three 
individuals have been contained at E-Class 
Containment Site-04. 


All documents and files pertaining to the custody battle 
between Durham and his ex-wife were found to have 
been modified and completed by Jocelyn Blom at 
approximately the same time as Durham's departure 
from Cubicle 111. Over 70% of these documents exhibit 
the same effects as SCP-3415-1. 


Twenty minutes after the initial incident, Foundation 
assets installed in local law enforcement in Melbourne, 
Australia reported a distressed emergency service call 


from Durham's ex-wife describing the disappearance of 
both her children from their residence. 


Interviews were attempted with both Durham children, 
resulting in apparent failure; all retrieved transcripts were 
recovered as SCP-3415-1 instances with Jocelyn Blom's 
signature in place of all corresponding text. Furthermore, 
interviewers were unable to recall any statements made 
by either Durham child. Additional analysis of the 
Durham children has revealed that they both exhibit 
signs of conversion into SCP-3415-1 instances. 
Classification of Durham children as SCP-3415-2 is 
pending. 


Footnotes 

1.Currently, Maintenance Team-3415 consists of Junior 
Researchers E. Judlow, K. Montemayor, A. Lang and R. Petersen. 
Additional resources and staff management is to be handled by a 
Senior advisory position filled out by a Researcher chosen from 
Site-16. 

2. Jocelyn Blom's status outside of Cubicle 111 is currently unknown. 
Attempts to locate her beyond the bounds of SCP-3415 have been 
difficult due to its effects. 

3. Usage of Jocelyn Blom's full name requires the use of her middle 
name in order for SCP-3415 to manifest. 

4. Isaac Foster recalls interacting with Jocelyn Blom only a small 
number of times during his employment; having described her as a 
workplace acquaintance. 

5. For example, SCP-3415-1-43 is a flowerpot containing a single 
specimen ofRanunculus repens.Prior to introduction to Cubicle 111, 
specimen had not yet developed from a seed and thus was 
considered ‘unfinished’. Specimen was converted into its current 
state by Jocelyn Blom and to date has not required water or 
sunlight. 


Closing Statement: D-1570 died shortly after Interview 441-1-a 
from complications relating to acute pneumonia and elit 
should also be noted that SCP-441 has never been recorded or 
witnessed making vocalizations of any sort. 


« SCP-440 | SCP-441 | SCP-442 » 


SCP-3417: The Preachers of Globular Cluster Terzan 
2 


Item #: SCP-3417 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Scientific articles theorising 
SCP-3417 to be an X-ray pulsar will be published if astronomical 
groups become interested in the anomaly. Foundation assets in the 
field of astronomy will either prevent the development of or alter 
technology that could potentially decode the anomaly's X-ray 
emissions. 


Monitoring probes NABU-1 through NABU-4 have been deployed by 
Autonomous Exploration Satellite Ehlers-001 (AES E-001), which 
will orbit SCP-3417 and record all X-ray emissions. These emissions 
will be decoded by Extrasolar Activities Division members and 
Ortothan Extraterrestrial Language translators. 


Revision 1: Monitoring probes NABU-5 and NABU-6 have been 
deployed in orbit around SCP-341 7-2. Following the recent 
allocation of funds for the exploration of Terzan 2, further probes to 
monitor any discovered SCP-3417 instances or locations of interest 
will be constructed. 


Revision 2: Due to severe malfunctions in NABU-2 and NABU-3 
from ionizing radiation and matter/antimatter annihilation, the probes 
have been replaced with NABU-7 and NABU-8. 


Description: SCP-3417 is an organic extraterrestrial entity located 
near the center of the Terzan 2 Globular Cluster’, moving at a 
velocity of 205km/s. 


The organism is approximately 40km long. The body is comprised of 
two cones of equal size, with the bases connected to a 4km long 
cylindrical midsection composed of organ and bone-like structures. 


Four tunnels placed at 90° intervals are present on the surface of 
the cones, which descend for 5km. The tunnels are suspected to 
extend for longer, though further exploration is impeded by a large 
mass of flesh present at the end of each one. The anomaly has a 
primarily red coloration, though various yellow circular patterns, 
scratches, and craters are on its surface. 


Four 43km long structures (hereafter referred to as transmitters), 
composed of a mass of tendrils terminating in a spheroid object, 
radially extend from the midsection, located at 90° intervals. The 
transmitters produce X-rays with a frequency in the range of 16-17 
EHz in periodic bursts, released in a spherical region around each 
spheroid. Analysis of the X-rays shows that their properties are 
modulated in a similar manner to radio wave communication, 
creating unique signals that can be converted into information when 
detected by a receiver. 


These signals consist of static noise with abrupt changes in pitch. 
Analysis of the audio shows that each signal contains logograms 
from an unknown dialect of the Ortothan Extraterrestrial Language 
(OEL)2, which are only visible in spectrograms of the audio. The 
symbols are created with sudden decreases in the amplitude of the 
audio, and are arranged in a pattern of alternating diagonal lines. 
Each signal describes events related to Ortothan mythology3. 
Information on the Ortothan language and its dialects is limited, 
though portions of the transmissions have been translated. Excerpts 
are available below, with punctuation marks added for legibility. 


Urkot-leusan‘ said: "Why was the statue built?" 


Priest tendril of [Unknown Symbol 29: a name?] 
screeched: "Eov-Leusan® evaporated conqueror 
[Combined Symbols: Beast Ships?] with ascended 
cannons. My existence preserved by act. | am eternally 
grateful for such act. Build temple for Eov-Leusan. Yes?" 


A (grid, array) of hundreds of [Unknown Symbol 29]'s 
tendrils were (bowing?) and (masticating?) by the statue 
and temple. 


Urkot-leusan asked: "Do you know that | killed more 


conquerors than Eov-Leusan?" 


Priest tendril of [Unknown Symbol 29] said: "Eov-Leusan 
did not say that. Eov-Leusan evaporated all." 


Anger and jealously manifested in them. Eov-Leusan 
was not superior. Urkot-leusan (unsheathed?) their 
ascended swords and dismembered [Unknown Symbol 
29] across the star system. 


Above the city Zeyu-leusan's® physical body manifested. 
The (spears?) were fired from the towers but were 
(punched?) in a burst of light. 


Zeyu-leusan ordered: "[Unknown: A long sentence]" 


The towers could not comprehend the purpose the city 
was built for. Zeyu-leusan had to restore the purpose. 
(spears?) were fired again and Zeyu-Leusan [unknown] 
evaporate [Combined Symbol: Thought Spheres ?], 
(deactivating?) the towers. 


Zeyu-leuan flew into the vacated city and descended into 
the (chasm, depth) of impossibilities. To the (lowered?) 
(fear, dread) of Zeyu-Leusan, the defense towers had 
not damaged the (interior?) in their (revolt, rebellion). 
The great network of passageways that spanned the 
universe was safe. 


Rakmou-leusan has killed [Unknown Symbol 104] of 
Voruteut’ invaders. The universe continues to be 
preserved. Bleed into the holy body of Rakmou-leusan. 
Bleed for the universe. 


On occasion the OEL logogram for "safe" appears and repeats 
several times in the transmissions, interrupting their standard 
contents. No other variations like this have been observed. 


Addendum.1: Hypotheses were posed by Exobiology Department 
researchers that SCP-3417 would respond to X-ray transmissions 
directed at it, based on how communication was established with