EE-00059-2 is an emergent Class-E 
"Momentary Lapse of Reason" Wormhole 
(S-CSMWAUC2-T).2 EE-00059-2 was 
observed for approximately 102 seconds 
during transmission EE-00059-1-3, 
exhibiting properties of both wormholes 
and white holes, emitting matter and light 
but otherwise resisting the flow of 
materials that would occur naturally on 
Earth. This caused the anomaly to be 
several orders of magnitude more visible 
than it would be otherwise. Upon closer 
observation, EE-00059-2 appeared to 
display no apparent effect on the gravity 
surrounding its location. This is more 
consistent with Ellis Wormholes, which are 
fully-transferable points between non-flat 
three dimensional regions of spacetime. 


This paradoxical behavior implies that 
EE-00059-2 was created in a manner not 
possible within our own reality and the 
region warrants further Foundation 
investigation. 


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EE00059_Exploration. rif ... 


On May 18th, 2027, the Foundation proposed the 


construction of the Altruist-9 deep space probe in order to 
observe the status of the location of EE-00059, which was 
approved by a majority vote of the O5 council. 


In order to reach the location within a 
reasonable amount of time, the Altruist-9 
was constructed with a faster-than-light 
(FTL) drive and high efficiency solar sails. 
However, due to the sensitivity and 
unpredictability of the exotic matter inside 
the probe, its FTL drive will not be used at 
full capacity. Thus, the Altruist-9 is 
scheduled to complete its journey in the 
year 


In the event of the reemergence of 
EE-00059-2, the Altruist-9's inner core, 
containing a small solar-powered drone 
and atmospheric measuring equipment, is 
kept encased in an exotic polypeptide 
oligomer weave derived from the 
wreckage of [REDACTED, SEE BELOW]. 
This matter is suspected to survive 
traversal through EE-00059-2. The 
Altruist-9 was launched on Jan 8th, 2038. 


UPDATE: 


On February 26th, __, the date of the 
Altruist-9's arrival into EE-00059's 
location, initial readings were recorded 
and proven to be non-anomalous. 
However, shortly afterward, activity from 
the region was detected. EE-00059-2 
appeared to reopen, adjacent to the 
probe, which was piloted inside. The 
anomaly then closed after 102 seconds. 


Due to the atypical and intense nature of 
white holes, the Altruist-9 is likely to not be 
recovered from contact with EE-00059-2. 


« SCP-527 | SCP-528 | SCP-529 » 


However, functional capabilities of the 
probe's inner core are assumed to have 
survived traversal and continues to make 
observations on EE-00059-2's opposite 
side until contact is reestablished on an 
unspecified date. 


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+ ACCESS TRANSCRIPT LOG 00059-1-1 
Transcript Log 00059-1-1 


Note: This is the first received 
transmission from the direction of 
EE-00059, taking place over the 
course of thirty minutes. Context 
is unknown and only one party is 
heard speaking, labelled 
POI-00059-A. All transmissions 
are in an unknown language with 
similar syntactic structure to 
English, thus was translatable 
with relative ease. 


<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT> 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] - 
Unknown, maybe they can- 
[STATIC] 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -go, it 
can't be too far behind. 


POI-00059-A: No, | didn't- 
[STATIC] 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -we lost 
it. Uncertain. 


POI-00059-A: 
[INDICIPHERABLE] 


POI-00059-A: What? Ten, three. 
Is it- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] 

POI-00059-A: Oh. Oh no. 

<END TRANSCRIPT> 

+ ACCESS TRANSCRIPT LOG 00059-1-2 
Transcript Log 00059-1-2 


Note: Conversation is recorded 
between what are presumably 
two parties over a period of five 
minutes, labelled POI-O0059-A 
and POI-00059-B. Context 
unknown. 


<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT> 
POI-00059-A: [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] Be with 
haste, still don't know when- 
[STATIC] -us. 


POI-00059-A: No need to- 
[STATIC] -that. Our sensors are 
picking up atypical 
[INDECIPHERABLE]. 


POI-00059-B: Us too. What do 
you think it- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: Best not to 
investigate. 


POI-00059-B: You copy? Twelve, 
four. 


POI-00059-A: It'll just take- 
[STATIC] -we are alone for now. 


POI-00059-B: Yet for how long? 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -find us 
either way. 


POI-00059-B: 
[INDECIPHERABLE] 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 
+ ACCESS TRANSCRIPT LOG 00059-1-3 (LEVEL 00059/4 ( 
Transcript Log 00059-1-3 


Note: This is a short record of the 
last fragmented conversation 
recorded from the direction of 
EE-00059, during which 
EE-00059-2 was observed for the 
first time. It took place over a 
period of ten minutes between 
two groups of individuals, labelled 
POI-00059-A and POI-00059-B. 


<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT> 
POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -One, 


four- [STATIC] -one, eight, copy 
that? 


POI-00059-B: Yes, you need to 
leave. Now. 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -bound, 
twenty- [STATIC] -repeat, twenty 
parsecs. Cannot- [STATIC] 
Fifteen. Solar body still- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] -contact 
imminent, three, maybe four- 
[STATIC] -too far behind. You're 
too far behind. 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] -have to 
get out of there, now! 


POI-00059-A: Wait, we are 
picking up- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-A: Do you hear us, 
we- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: Yes, we see it. 
How should we proceed? 


POI-00059-A: 
[INDECIPHERABLE] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] - 
unadvised, likely to not withstand- 
[STATIC] 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] -sorry, 
Graham. [STATIC] -drives won't 
be ready in time. | think it's our 
only option, we are dead in the 
aether. 


POI-00059-A: [UNKNOWN] -is 
closing. Tell- [STATIC] -them. 


POI-00059-B: Godspeed. 


POI-00059-A: [STATIC] there. 
Okay, we are almost- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: What? What do 
you see? 


POI-00059-A: 
[INDECIPHERABLE] 


POI-00059-B: Nautilus, please 
repeat. Twelve, four. 


POI-00059-A: [SCREAMING] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] -ilus! We 
have to move- [STATIC] - 
probably lost- [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: It's gone. Where 
did it go? Where -[STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] 


POI-00059-B: This is Captain 
Graham Ereshkigal of the 
Galactic human transport 
vessel Kismet. If anyone is out 
there, this is the last of us, Earth 
is- it's gone. I'm not sure if we'll- 
[STATIC] -in time. We are in 
Laniakia, maybe- [STATIC] - 
some aid, | don't know. | don't 
know. 


POI-00059-B: We have to go 
superlight, but tell- 
[INDECIPHERABLE] 


POI-00059-B: [STATIC] 
<END TRANSCRIPT> 


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Item #: SCP-001 
Object Class: Netzach 
Special Containment Procedures: N/A 


Description: SCP-001 is the designation 
for the planetary body known as Earth. 
Given that SCP-001 has existed for the 
entirety of the human race, the anomalous 
improbability of Earth's nature as 
compared to all other planets in the 
observable universe investigated by the 
Foundation Deep Space Program is 
widely regarded as "normal" by the public 
eye. 


SCP-001-E1 is the designation for the 
wreckage of a spacecraft recovered during 
an archeological expedition in the 
Atacama Desert in the Antofagasta 
Region of Chile in 1956, which appeared 
to have been converted into makeshift 
living space. The remains of the ship were 
comprised of a highly durable exotic alloy 
of unknown composition and dating of the 
material yields inconsistent results. 
Despite this, recovered materials suggest 
the vessel was several million years old. 


Remnants of effects such as clothing, 
electronics and furniture have been 
recovered as well, all possessing 


anomalous materials that resisted normal 
wear to varying degrees. The full size of 
the vessel is unknown but is considered to 
be large enough to contain a moderate 
population of humans, the remains of 
which decomposed naturally, aside from 
POI-001, who was recovered from within 
SCP-001-E2. 


SCP-001-E2 is a set of 32 36 highly 
advanced cryogenic stasis pods that were 
discovered among the wreckage in a 
partially powered ‘hibernation’ mode when 
SCP-001-E2 was excavated. Of all the 
pods discovered, only one was siill 
functional and contained [REDACTED 
PER REQUEST OF THE 
ADMINISTRATOR], whose tenets would 
go on to establish the Foundation's 
presence on Earth. 


Among the rubble were several data 
storage devices that were completely 
destroyed, thus the only recoverable piece 
of information is a 1cm x 1cm fragment of 
a disk of anomalous makeup. The material 
was found to be a highly compressed form 
of multilayered information medium, 
presented as a set of thin layers of 
vertically stacked sets of data. The 
documents recovered from the interpreted 
data can be found below, translated from 
their original language, which was a set of 
Class | cognitohazardous glyphs that 
caused 100% comprehension of the 
material despite previously known 
languages and reading level. Analysis of 
the language is ongoing. 


ACCESS 001-E1-a89.rtf 


Alteration #: A.89 


Classification: Biological/ 
Neurological 


Details: Implementation of A.89 
Behavior Complex has been 
considered a success and requires 
no further alterations at this time. In 
the event of a future Class VIII 
Atmospheric Hazard Scenario, A.89 
tactics will be modified and enacted 
immediately in order to minimize 
casualties and integrate new 
humanoid lifeforms into suitable host 
environments. 


A.89 Behavior Complex was 
implemented on 7 124.5, 8.4M during 
successful host integration on Earth- 
like terrestrial planet AXIOM-8. 


During relocation from Earth Prime 
after its destruction via solar 
collision, AXIOM-8 was deemed most 
suitable for humanoid life. AXIOM-8 
was contacted and verified to be 
uninhabited and contained a 
nitrogen-primary atmosphere. 


Establishment of basic infrastructure 
and humanoid containment/living 
areas was interrupted due to a Class 
Vill Atmospheric Hazard Scenario in 
which AXIOM-8 became contaminated 
by approximately 21% volume of 
highly corrosive quantities of Oo, 
rendering it near-fatal to most life 
forms and requiring implementation 
of A.89. 


A.89 is a group of involuntary 
reflexes and modifications to base 


physiology that alter the general 
biological qualities of new life forms 
generated using the Galactic 
Foundation's Bio-Evolution Catalyst 
Machine (BECM). A.89's primary 
complex is an involuntary oscillatory 
action involving a short inhalation of 
air, followed by the expansion of the 
eardrum that correctly balances out 
hyper-pressurization of the 
surrounding environment and 
accounts for the loss of nitrogen in 
certain pockets of the atmosphere 
where oxygenation becomes 
temporarily dangerously imbalanced. 
Additionally, minor alterations are 
underway that assist in the utilization 
of oxygen as a means to support life 
in general. Research ongoing. 


Additional Notes: Experimentation 


This is a brief summation of various 
tests performed on lifeforms 
undergoing application of A.89 using 
the Galactic Foundation Biological 
Evolution Catalyst Machine (BECM). 


Test Life fort Resultant 
Numbe Effect 
A.89-1 Earth Application 

Prime failure. 

reptile Exposure 

(small) to 
AXIOM-8 
causes 
massive 
otorrhagia 
due to 
changes in 
pressurization 
and rapid 
cell 
oxidization. 


A.89-2 


A.89-8 


Earth 
Prime 
reptile 
(small) 


Earth 

Prime 
reptile 
(large) 


Application 
failure. 
Subject 
dies from 
seizure 
when 
attempting 
to utilize 
new 
physiological 
changes. 
Neural 
connective 
pathways 
to be 
readjusted 
to account 
for this. 
Application 
partial 
SUCCESS. 
Exposure 
to 
AXIOM-8 
sustainable 
for two 
cycles 
longer 
than usual 
before 
succumbing 
to cell 
oxidation. 
A.89 
behavior 
exhibited 
and 
appeared 
to prevent 
nitrogen 


SCP-529: Josie the Half-Cat 


Item #: SCP-529 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have 
yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage 
is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not 
permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not 
given sufficient cheese. 


Description: SCP-529 is a small house cat (Felis catus) with grey 
tabby markings. 


Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be 
missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two. 


In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about 
as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes 
place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes 
motions as if to void itself of waste matter. 


The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but 
appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible 
wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle 
stroking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring 
and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the 
agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no 
abnormalities. 


The hind regions do not appear to be invisible - a cursory 
examination will show that there are no hindquarters. DNA testing 
has shown the animal to be female. 


« SCP-528 | SCP-529 | SCP-530 » 


A.89-15 


A.89-22 


Earth 

Prime 
reptile 
(large) 


Earth 

Prime 
reptile 
(large) 


deprivation} 
lipid 
measurements 
taken and 
proven to 
be normal. 
Application 
partial 
SUCCESS. 
Exposure 
causes no 
pressure 
imbalances, 
A.89 
behavior 
exhibited 
throughout: 
Lapses 
into coma 
shortly 
after due 

to nitrogen 
deprivation! 
Application 
partial 
SUCCESS. 
Physiological 
adaptability, 
was found 
to grow out 
of control. 
Subject is 
resistant to 
termination 
but 
receives 
damage 
normally 
before 
recovering 


A.89-27 


A.89-38 


Standard 
Human 


Five (5) 
Standard 
Humans 


at an 
alarming 
rate. 
Subject 
placed in 
high- 
security 
chamber 
for study. 
Application 
SUCCESS. 
Subject 
able to 
withstand 
AXIOM-8 
atmosphere. 
Complaints 
of minor 
headache 
and 
occasional 
epistaxis 
are 
observed. 
Application 
partial 
SUCCESS. 
Subjects 
able to 
withstand 
AXIOM-8 
atmosphere 
unless in 
groups. 
Particularly 
dense 
pockets of 
oxygen still 
cause 
nitrogen 


deprivation 
when 
multiple 
life forms 
are 
present. 
A.89-40 | Five (5) | Application 
Standard _ partial 
Humans | success. 
Implementation 
of mild 
cognitive 
influence 
to initiate 
A.89 when 
in groups 
appears to 
dramatically 
decrease 
mortality 
rate. Base 
modifications 
to overall 
nitrogen 
volume 
requirements 
underway, 
but these 
changes 
are not 
scheduled 
to 
complete 
for another 
twelve 
cycles. 
A.89-44 | Five (5) | Application 
Standard success. 
Humans | cognitive 
effect 


A.89-68 


One 
Standard 
Human 


successful 
in 
preventing 
death in 
97.8% of 
cases. 
Work to 
extend the 
lifespans 
of humans 
back to 
their 
average of 
is 
ongoing. 
Application 
partial 
SUCCESS. 
Cell 
oxidation 
prevented 
enough to 
increase 
average 
lifespan to 
, one fifth 
the 
previous 
average. 
Further 
changes to 
physiology 
provide no 
increased 
benefits. 


ACCESS 001-E1-axiom. rtf 


AXIOM-8 


It is no doubt that the body is an 
enigma. After thousands of years of 
stasis, the search to find a new home 
came to its conclusion on a planet 
bearing striking resemblance to Earth 
Prime. This is but the greatest 
unknown of all. 


[DATA CORRUPT] 
ACCESS 001-E1-note. rtf 
[DATA CORRUPT] 


will stand the test of time, if you find 
this and we are no more, or we forget 
who we are, where we came from, 
that you should know of our past, 
that the human race is the chosen 
child of fate. 


we will survive. No matter what. 
Just as 
[DATA CORRUPT] 


so shall we persist. 


Footnotes 

1. Therefore indicating its initial source to be approximately 1.6 
million years in the past.