remedies derived continue into 
from birch bark. | distribution by 
Mennonite 
community. 
2366-E Wooden puzzle | Held at Storage 
pieces and badgesLocation 73-E. 
constructed for 
testing purposes} 
2366-F A 40cm solid Identity of the 
birchwood person or group 


conductor's baton, that commissioned 
with the inscription the item, and any 
"tous ensemble auconnection to 
Golgotha". SCP-012, is under 
investigation. 


+ Addendum 2 - Anthropological research 
Addendum 2 - Anthropological research 


Foundation anthropologists endeavoured to investigate 
traditional uses of SCP-2366 by local Native American 
populations. These efforts were hampered by the length 
of time since European displacement, but oral histories 
of some Shawnee descendants in Oklahoma included 
variants of the following story fragment: 


Our people have arrived at the base of the 
sacred mountain. We gather many armfuls of 
birch bark for tinder, and build a great fire. The 
smoke from the fire blows in every direction, 
and all of the other tribes see it and gather 
together. There is no conflict or rivalry - all of 
the people join in a great ceremony. We are all 
dancing and singing together a song to [the 
Supreme Being] Mishe Moneto. 


It is not clear whether this story is intended as the legend 
of a historical event, or as a prophecy of the future. 


+ Addendum 3 - Update 
Update: 


Item 2366-F reported stolen from Storage Location 73-E. 
Current location unknown. 


Footnotes 

1. No action was considered necessary to suppress the video itself, 
which was "debunked" and faded from public awareness 8 weeks 
after initial circulation. 


« SCP-2365 | SCP-2366 | SCP-2367 » 


SCP-2367: Splatzshtaffel 


Item #: SCP-2367 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2367 is contained on-site 
in a hangar constructed around it, with Level 5 security measures in 
place. A cover story of a high-security German military base is in 
effect. As of / / _ , testing is prohibited until Event 2367-Sigma 
occurs. 


Foundation agents embedded within Berlin emergency response 
services will monitor radio traffic for possible SCP-2367-1 
manifestations, dispatching agents to carry out recovery, clean-up, 
and administration of amnestics as necessary. SCP-2367-1 
instances are non-anomalous and require no special containment 
outside of recovery. 


Upon initiation of Event 2367-Sigma, city-wide deployment of rescue 
airbags, mass administration of amnestics, and emergency repair 
measures will be used to minimize detrimental effects. 


Description: SCP-2367 is a geodesic hemisphere 15 meters in 
diameter, constructed from steel and painted with forest-pattern 
camouflage. There is a small control panel on the south side, anda 
4 meter square door adjacent to the control panel. The interior is a 
smooth hemisphere approximately 13 meters in diameter. The 
device was built as a means of displacing objects (including live 
humans) to targeted points in space-time. In testing, objects 
displaced in such a manner invariably appeared several hundred 
meters above their intended destination. Both "forward" and 
"backward" temporal travel have been achieved in testing. It 
requires no external power to operate. 


SCP-2367-1 instances are individuals or objects that were sent 
through SCP-2367 prior to Foundation recovery of the object. To 


date, six SCP-2367-1 instances have manifested, listed below: 


¢ Four unidentified males wearing enlisted Schutzstaffel 
uniforms (all deceased upon impact) 

* One STG-44 assault rifle (unloaded) 

¢ One parachute of the type issued to German paratroopers 
during World War II.1 


For full information on SCP-2367-1 instances, see peripheral 
documentation. 


SCP-2367 was recovered during Operation Hammer, the 
Foundation's infiltration of the German government during World 
War Il. Recovered documents indicate that SCP-2367 (referred to 
therein as "Die Glocke," which translates as "the Bell") was 
constructed under the supervision of SS Obergruppenfthrer Otto 
Weber (POI#420714), at some point prior to May 1945. 


Event 2367-Sigma is the anticipated re-materialization of the 
subjects of the only known use of the device by its builders 
(excluding SCP-2367-1 instances): several high-ranking NSDAP2 
members fleeing the Red Army. Their anticipated destination is in 
the vicinity of Berlin, on 13 October 2031. 


Addendum: 

Review of documents recovered over the course of Operation 
Hammer indicate that SCP-2367 was used to evacuate a larger 
number of individuals than previously thought. Lower-end estimates 
place the number of individuals that will manifest during Event 2367- 
Sigma at approximately 1400, including a fully equipped field- 
artillery platoon and a dozen Tiger | tanks. Mobile Task Force Psi-33 
"Himmler's Housekeepers,” has been re-organized and expanded to 
minimize casualties and civilian exposure to Event 2367-Sigma.3 
Evacuation of Berlin and an appropriate cover story are under 
consideration. 


Footnotes 

1. The parachute was packed, but was not equipped or deployed. 
2. National Socialist German Worker's Party, colloquially known as 
the "Nazi party." 

3. SeeSCP-2461 for an example of artifact recovery carried out by 


cookie to be half-physical, being kept physical by 261, 261 
"stopping" when used again. The subject reported that the cookie 
was "half-chocolate" and stated that he "just knew". 


Money Entered: One half of a 50 yen coin glued to the other half. 
One half upside down. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item Description: Same result as above. After ejecting the cookie, 
a bright flash was produced, a normal cookie in a unmarked blue 
box was left. The box had a plastic window and an opening on the 
top. The cookie was a non-anomalous chocolate cookie. 


Doctor King 

Money Entered: 100,000 yen. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: 100,000 Apple seeds. They are apparently tasty. 
Further research shows that they have grams of 


Name: Researcher Hart 
Date: /10/2016 


Money Entered: 500 yen. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: "Otaku Edition Pocky" The labels are in broken 
romanized Japanese, which Researcher Hart described as "Like the 
kind that gets thrown around on the internet." The snack itself was 
pretzel sticks dipped in icing and sprinkles. Ezaki Glico does not 
produce this edition of Pocky. 


Money Entered: 200 yen. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: "Gummy Gladiators" A plastic tube with an 
opaque divider in the middle, attached to a paper tab sticking out of 
the tube. Inside the tube were two humanoid gummy figures styled 
like Roman gladiators moving about, with one on each side of the 
divider. The instructions and labels were in Latin. Following the 
translated instructions, the tab was pulled, removing the divider. 
Upon its removal, the figures took notice of each other, and 
immediately attacked each other. After approximately three (3) 


this Task Force. 


« SCP-2366 | SCP-2367 | SCP-2368 » 


SCP-2368: Across the Water 


Item #: SCP-2368 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2368 is to be kept in a 
standard humanoid containment cell in an isolated wing of Site-06. 
SCP-2368 is to be informed that current containment represents a 
continuation of her incarceration in the British prison system. 


SCP-2368's observation and containment teams are to minimise 
contact as much as possible, and teams are to be rotated regularly, 
with a maximum of 15 days assigned to SCP-2368. All staff working 
with SCP-2368 are to be given regular medical assessments 
(including MRI scans) and offered surgical treatment as necessary. 


Description: SCP-2368 is a humanoid female identifying as Fiona 
Tulloch, a resident of Rousay, Orkney Islands. SCP-2368 is 38 
years of age, approximately 158cm in height and 54kg in mass, and 
has pale skin and distinctive long red hair. 


Humans (and certain domestic animals) in close proximity to 
SCP-2368 are subject to an anomalous effect resulting in the 
deformation and migration of their internal organs. The effect is 
gradual during the period of proximity, with the organs affected 
varying between subjects. The degree of proximity required is 
unknown, but the effect has not occurred within a period of less than 
one month. 


MRI scans indicate that SCP-2368's internal organs are subject to 
significant deformities. Unlike those of subjects, SCP-2368's organ 
deformities have not been observed to change over time, and do not 
appear to have any adverse health effects. 


+ Addendum 1: Abridged autopsy reports 


Addendum 1: Abridged autopsy reports 


Subject: Pol-2368-1 (Mr John Tulloch) 

Date of Death: 07/04/2011, age 57 
Background Notes: Subject was married to 
SCP-2368 for 19 years prior to date of death. 
Following an inquest, which ruled the subject's 
cause of death as heart attack caused by 
poisoning, SCP-2368 was convicted of murder 
of the subject. 

Observations: Normally-developed, well 
nourished middle-aged male. Heavy 
discoloration of lower arms and hands, 
consistent with tannin stains. 

Cardiovascular system: The heart is large, 
with a weight of 400 grams. The pericardium is 
intact. Upon opening, the myocardium was 
grossly abnormal with evidence of infarction. 
Both ventricles were severely contorted, with 
evidence of torsion through 360 degrees. This 
degree of twisting appears to have partially 
occluded both the vena cava and the aorta. 


Subject: Pol-2368-2 (Vs Alison Campbeil) 
Date of Death: 11/08/2014, age 28 
Background Notes: Subject was SCP-2368's 
cell-mate at prison for two years, 
ending upon the subject's death. After initial 
autopsy results reported similar symptoms to 
Pol-2368-1, SCP-2368 was implicated in the 
subject's death, and Foundation investigation 
commenced, leading to initial containment of 
SCP-2368 on 13/09/2074. 

Observations: Normally-developed adult 
female. External examination indicated a 
gross distension of the abdomen with several 
fleshy protrusions evident. 

Gastrointestinal system: The mucosa and wall 
of the esophagus and stomach are intact 
without injury. The small intestine is intact, but 


the jejunum was measured at 15.3 metres, 
approximately 6 times its expected length. 
Organ removal identified four gallbladders, 
and seventeen appendixes, eight of which had 
ruptured. Cause of death is presumed to be 
septicaemia leading to organ failure. 


Subject: Pol-2368-3 (Dr. Arthur Poidevin) 
Date of Death: 28/11/2014, age 42 
Background Notes: Subject was the head 
Foundation researcher for SCP-2368 upon 
initial containment. After 2 months of close 
observation of SCP-2368, the subject was 
scheduled to lead a field assignment in 
connection with the anomaly. Pre-fieldwork 
medical scans showed that the anomaly had 
acted more rapidly on the subject than 
anticipated, and the subject died suddenly 
before commencing the field assignment. 
Observations: Normally developed adult 
male. External examination did not reveal any 
physical abnormalities, other than the use of 
reading glasses. 

Gastrointestinal system: The mucosa of all 
digestive organs exhibit severe ulceration and 
liquefactive necrosis. The splenic flexure of 
the large intestine appears to have herniated, 
and to have penetrated the gastric mucosa, 
causing partial prolapse of the stomach and 
allowing the release of gastric acid into the 
peritoneum. The renal arteries have atrophied 
entirely, preventing biood fiow to the kidneys. 
Blood acid test results (pH 6.8) indicate severe 
acidemia, which is a likely cause of death. 
This is presumed to have eventuated from the 
release of gastric acid into the bloodstream, 
combined with lack of kidney regulation of the 
blood acid balance. 


+ Addendum 2: Interview SCP-2368-G 
Addendum 2: Interview SCP-2368-G 


Interviewed: SCP-2368 
Interviewer: Dr. Arthur Poidevin 
Date: 12 November 2014 


Foreword: After Dr Poidevin conducted initial interviews 
to build trust with SCP-2368, this was the first post- 
containment interview to deal in detail with the anomaly. 
As part of information-gathering protocol, SCP-2368 was 
informed that she remained incarcerated in HM Prisons. 
As such, Dr. Poidevin assumed the role of prison 
physician, and addressed SCP-2368 by name. 


Dr. Poidevin: Fiona, the interviews we have 
been doing are to help establish an 
understanding with you about your 
incarceration here. You have been very helpful 
so far, and | think we have a good working 
relationship? 


SCP-2368: We do indeed. | haven't ever 
spoken to a prison officer as much as | have to 
you. | get so desperate just to talk, sometimes. 


Dr. Poidevin: Well as you may have noticed, 
this facility is not like other prisons. 


SCP-2368: It's certainly a lot nicer in here than 
the last place. Still a prison, of course. 


Dr. Poidevin: Yes. And as you know, we have 
a treatment-based approach to rehabilitation, 
sO we need you to give us as much 
information as possible. 


SCP-2368: Okay. What do you want to know? 


Dr. Poidevin: Let's start at the beginning. Can 
you tell me about your husband? 


SCP-2368: All that way back? Well... Jack 
was a tanner, you know? Last of his trade - 
living out of town, on his own. His hands, | 
always remember. Such strong hands, and the 
smell on them sharp and sour, with oak and 
leather beneath. 


Dr. Poidevin: And how did you end up 
marrying him? 


SCP-2368: The first thing to know is that when 
| came to Orkney, | was very young. Naive, 
like. I'd not really been around people, 
strangers. And Jack was so much older. So | 
would tease him, and dance around him, and 
laugh when he wouldn't come swimming in the 
bay, but | was fascinated with him. | wanted to 
know him - really know him. And | could tell he 
wanted me for his own. So one day | kissed 
him. And he kissed me back, and then that 
night he took my - well, he took my heart 
away, put it like that - so there was nothing for 
it but to be married. But | never poisoned him! 


Dr. Poidevin: It's okay, Fiona. I'm not here to 
judge. Why don't you tell me what married life 
was like with Jack? 


SCP-2368: What marriage is like? Are you 
married, doctor? 


Dr. Poidevin: Uh - yes, | am. 


SCP-2368: Then you know what it's like. It's a 
little bit perfect, and a little bit exhilarating, and 
a little bit of you is lost. With Jack, | learned 
about what it is to love, and | learned 
happiness too. | was part of him, and he was 
part of me. But | wasn't free anymore - | wasn't 
my own self, able to come and go as | 
pleased. 


Dr. Poidevin: You wanted to leave Jack? 


SCP-2368: No. That wasn't it. | was always 
close to him, and | wanted that. | wouldn't let 
him stay away from the house for long - maybe 
| was jealous. </aughs> But | would look out 
from our doorway, down to the shore, and 
know that this was the boundary of my world. 
The world beyond, where | grew up - he 
needed me with him, and | couldn't leave him. 
Not while | was married to him, while he had 
my heart. 


Dr. Poidevin: What happened to Jack, how he 
died - do you know how it happened? Why the 
same thing happened to Alison? 


SCP-2368: | - can | trust you, doctor? 


Dr. Poidevin: | want to help you. If you didn't 
kill them, | need to know how they died. 


SCP-2368: | didn't murder them. | mean, | was 
friends with Ally, too - | wouldn't hurt her! But 
you won't believe me. You'll think I'm crazy. 


Dr. Poidevin: | told you, | won't judge. 


SCP-2368: It's like... no. No-one understands, 
and | don't have the words - | just keep talking 
in loops. <pause> | was a dancer, you know. 
Back where | grew up. We all were - we 
danced all the time. 


Dr. Poidevin: Fiona, | don't -