They told us that they loved Caretaker just as much a: 
confusing sentence: Caretaker is already dead. No he n 
Also told us of "Kansas". | corrected them and said "Brea 
name. 


What was | saying? Oh yes. They are taking more and m 
low. Very low, can confirm. This is proposal for developn 
doesn't kill, but stops. Would help in War greatly. 


Neo squirrels use cruel weapons. Nothing but shadows 
blades, cruel seeds. While many want to kill them, they ar 
matter how twisted. Thus why make stopping weaponry, n 


Got off topic again. Point is we need to break in their Tree 


Love live the Caretaker. Ankala-Koresh Daleem 


-General Rommoth-Balash 


War in years. We are not ready. Must prepare. Learnec 
Following are prototypes for weapons made for Squirrel-K 


Death to the Caretaker. 


Nut-Pelter: Small metal thing with long tube on one end. 
and cashews. Capable of entering squirrel skin and killing. 


SCP-487: The Impossible House 


Item #: SCP-487 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-487 is to be surrounded 
by an 8.05km (5mi) buffer zone purchased by the Foundation under 
the guise of a private ranch. The perimeter of the buffer zone is to 
be patrolled by Level 2 security personnel under orders to terminate 
unauthorized intruders on sight. The perimeter security forces are 
also under orders not to enter the buffer zone under any 
circumstances. In the event of a perimeter breach, Level 3 
personnel within the buffer zone must be immediately notified. 


Access to SCP-487 is only permitted to staff with a security 
clearance of Level 3 or higher. While within SCP-487, all personnel 
are strictly forbidden to move any item, unless they are under orders 
to do so or if it is part of a current experiment. Any unauthorized 
change in the position of any of the items within SCP-487 must be 
immediately logged and all personnel within SCP-487 must follow 
standard evacuation procedures. 


Should containment protocols be compromised, any surviving Level 
4 personnel are authorized to engage the containment failsafe. This 
will consist of demolition charges planted outside of SCP-487. 


Description: SCP-487 is a house located in the Northeastern 
United States in ; . The exact appearance and 
architecture of SCP-487 is impossible to definitively describe, as it 
constantly changes its appearance and structure depending on the 
arrangement of the items within it. Currently, SCP-487 appears as a 
significantly larger version of a Sears Catalog Home. 


Within SCP-487 are roughly three thousand two hundred ninety four 
(3,294) items of occult or other superstitious origin. These items are 
carefully arranged throughout SCP-487 according to strict Feng Shui 


Life-Grower: Not weapon; trained technique by Squad I 
mouth, pierces skin. Tiny trees grow inside of bodies. Roo 


Bite-and-Choke-Gas: Small objects shaped like tasty a 
cover area. Gas causes breathing tubes esophagus bree 
acorns. Area becomes deep red and yellow mist after 10 r 


Human-Smarties: Tablet candies eaten by humans for f 
Humans smarts causes squirrels to have human emotion 
food. 


Ear-Ringers: Round shaped black ball. Not squirrel made 
Big boom at black ball. Capable of killing many squirrels p 


Sky-Eyes: Also not weapon; Squad Number Grass compx 
Can throw nuts and other weapons at squirrels from sky. & 


Tree-Critter-Bomb: If failing, detonate. Leave nothing but 


Update: More prototypes for weapons developing. Mac 
squirrel. Very good test. Other hostages not freed. Need n 


Until next time. Ankala-Koresh Enkilish 


SCP-3761 DOCUMENTATION-3 


INCIDENT-2A7 


On 07/23/2013, an anomalous entity manifested within 

, India, which was _ kilometers from Site-551. The 
entity had the facial structure of a squirrel, along with 
red-white striped robes. A small group of approximately 
2,000 squirrels used a space-time anomaly to travel to 
the entity's location®. Foundation forces present at 
Site-551 were deployed to administer amnestics to 
witnesses of the event. The entity began to speak to the 
squirrels in English once the entire population was near 


its vicinity. 


Entity: Children, | am disappointed. When | 
was a boy and | heard about what war was, | 
would ask my grandma about it, and do you 
know what they said? They said that it 
achieves nothing but useless despair. 


Entity: Yes, | was impatient in my decision to 
punish the Caretaker. Yes, | was a child at that 
point, and had only just been granted power 
eternal, but he has since passed away, and 
my children are still planning this insidious war. 
He has long since been forgiven for his 
mistake. He was a kind, happy soul who did 
not mean harm. 


Entity: This is the last time | will come down to 
Earth and talk with you. | do not wish for you to 
carry out this war within the Breadlands, | do 
not wish for you to exit this world like this. You 
are still family. You are still brothers and 
sisters. 


(The entity raises their arm to their chest.) 


Entity: Listen, do you want to know 
something? | spoke to the Caretaker. On his 
death bed, before he met his demise, | 
appeared to him. We spoke about the event, 
and | will say: He is sorry. And | have officially 
accepted his apology. | hope you can 
understand. 


(A squirrel begins to speak to the entity.) 


Squirrel 1: You kidding me? You spoke to 
him? Trusted you, bitch! 


(Another squirrel runs over to them, and puts 
their hands on their shoulders.) 


Squirrel 2: Be calm, friend. Maybe talk? 
Squirrel 1: Off me, proto fuck. 


(All the squirrels begin to assault each other 
through physical mutilation. While this is 
happening, the entity sighs, and begins to 
slowly rise off the ground.) 


Entity: The warning has been given. Your fate 
is now your own. Ankala-Koresh. 


(The entity begins to rise from the ground to 
the air, watching the squirrel population attack 
each other. When one half of the squirrels 
have been killed, they begin to dig holes and 
use the stated space-time anomaly to 
transport to their original locations, all while 
looking at the entity.) 


(After the squirrels are gone, the entity covers 
their face with their hands, and then begins to 
rub their temples as they demanifest.) 


Entity: Why did he have to make me the God 
of fucking squirrels? 


(The entity demanifests.) 


Footnotes 

1. The largest sites of activity being Area-12 and Site-119. The head 
of the creation of specimens is currently Junior Researcher Kim 
Genicode for Area-12, and Site Director for Site-119. 

2. The FAITH scale (Foundation Animal Intelligence Testing 
Heuristics) ranges from 0 to 10 and the tests are calibrated for each 
species. For comparison, on this scale mice score a 0.5-0.9, corvids 
score a 4.1-4.5, dolphins score a 5.9-6.3, and great apes score a 
8.2-8.8. An average human is assigned a score of 10. 

3. However, it is theorized that The Secluded Oak is the birthplace 
for SCP-3761-1's deity based on scriptures confiscated from 
SCP-3761-1. 


4. SCP-3761-1 identifies this as their holy scripture. 

5. SCP-3761-1 regards this scroll as the first copy of Hand of the 
Trees. 

6. Similar to the one theorized to be used during SCP-3761. 


« SCP-3760 | SCP-3761 | SCP-3762 » 


SCP-3762: Shelter from the Storm 


A photograph of SCP-3762 after a battle (see Recovered Document 
D). 


Item #: SCP-3762 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: MTF Tau-24 ("Full House") are 
tasked with observing SCP-3762 during its current period of growth. 
Mineral samples from the exterior shell and blood draws from the 
interior tissue are to be performed weekly. Any changes to the 
chemical composition of SCP-3762 is to be reported immediately to 
Research Cohort Alpha-22 in Site 19. 


Due to the small size of its current location, SCP-3762 is in danger 
of discovery by the native population. In case of discovery, MTF 
Tau-24 is to be dispatched with amnestics. Natives have been 
informed that several unexploded landmines have been discovered 
in the area, and that all forms of digging are prohibited. 


In the event of the death of the current Agent Tau-24-01, agents are 
instructed to contact the nearest male blood relative according to 
Spreadsheet 3762-23-Epsilon. 


Instances of SCP-3762-1 are to remain within SCP-3762 at all 
times. New instances of SCP-3762-1 are to be photographed and 
transcribed immediately. 


Description: SCP-3762 is a bio-lithic organism of indeterminate 
age. SCP-3762 takes the form of a structure composed primarily of 
stone; however, interior components of wood, metal, and other 
materials have been discovered. Excavation of the outer material 
will reveal an inner layer consisting of vascularized tissue. Low- 
frequency sonography has revealed several interior organs, 
including a heart analogue and several [REDACTED]. All DNA 
extracted from SCP-3762 has been shown to be human (p < 


.00001). Biomarker analysis suggests that SCP-3762 shares a 
common ancestor with Agent Tanner and other individuals listed 
on Spreadsheet 3762-23-Epsilon (p < .05). 


SCP-3762-1 refers to a type of paper produced by SCP-3762. This 
paper incorporates large portions of calcium carbonate in addition to 
cellulose and other organic materials, greatly increasing its 
longevity. 


SCP-3762 is associated with a specific Welsh family line with the 
surname Tanner. On numerous instances (See Table 3762-01), a 
member of the Tanner family has discovered SCP-3762 and used it 
for shelter. These appearances generally occur in times of great 
distress, and no more than once in a single generation. Several 
such appearances are documented by handwritten notes and letters 
written on instances of SCP-3762-1 (see Recovered Documents A-E 
for a sample of such material). 


Testing has confirmed that SCP-3762 travels physically between 
locations rather than teleporting or implementing any other form of 
discontinuous travel. SCP-3762 is capable of moving at a rate of 
meters per day using contraction waves similar to those observed in 
gastropod locomotion. 


SCP-3762 possesses a mild cognitohazardous effect, causing 
observers to neglect its motion or its sudden appearances. The 
Foundation did not become aware of SCP-3762 until an agent from 
the Tanner family encountered it during the recapture of SCP- 

(see Document E below) and placed a tracking device within it. 


SCP-3762 utilizes a form of precognition, allowing it to develop the 
appropriate form for the survival of the Tanner family. It has created 
towers, farmhouses, mineshafts, chapel, bunkers, and [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. Testing has determined that it takes between and 
years for SCP-3762 to assume a new form. 


SCP-3762, though slow, has immense strength, capable of pushing 
through steel plates of cm in thickness. Testing has determined 
that it can be restrained by keeping it elevated from the ground (for 
instance, by attaching large masses of metal to it and applying a 
magnetic field; see Document 3762-A-2). However, all agents are 


currently ordered to allow SCP-3762 to travel freely to its next 


location, pursuant to Foundation interests as outlined in Document 


3762-13. 
Documents Recovered: 
Document A: 01/23/1352 


At Alisaundre | was, whan it was wonne 

by a dark Knight, men clepeth Deeth 

He hath a thousand slayn this pestilence: 

Yet have | escapen from this prisoun of deeth. 

This hous, blessed from every wikked wight 

was shown me. | crossed the threshfold, 

and the dore was faste shette. 

| drank water of the wel, and did soupe of foode clene 
From grene treés. My gode fader, his name was writen 
In this book, and alle his lyne, ech after other. 
Herkneth to my tale, and blessed be this hous ay! 


Rough translation: 


| was at Alexandria when it was won 

by a dark Knight, whom men call Death 

He has slain a thousand with this disease: 

Yet | have escaped from this prison of death. 

This house, blessed to be safe from every wicked man, 
was shown me. | crossed the threshold, 

and the door was fast shut. 

| drank water of the well, and ate clean food 

From green trees. My good father's name was written 
In this book, and all his descendants, each after another. 
Listen to my tale, and blessed be this house forever! 


Document B: 01/20/1607 


My name is Duncan Tanner. The ryver of Severn rose 
upon a sudden and the hyghest tyde, with barefaced 
power, swept away my home and friends. And | had 
died, except this aery tower, in which | sodden stand, 
had not appeared. 


This tome bears witness that many of my line have 
entered this hall under various forms. What charm or 
magic, angel or devil hath done this | know not, but | 
thank you. 


Document C: 09/14/1862 


Battle oh horrid battle. What a bloody place was that 
sunken road as we advanced and the Irish Brigade fell 
back; what sights | have seen now around me. Not a 
mound or a tree gave us protection as we fled. Private 
James Spencer in the front rank went down with an awful 
cry, fell forward on his face and was motionless. | found 
this home, entered, and barred the entrance. From a 
window | shot at the enemy captain. 


| found this tattered book with strange letters from men 
whose names | am well familiar with. This incredible 
secret | would attribute to the angels, but this house | 
fear is subject to some horrible curse. | discovered where 
a stray bullet had entered the wall and red blood dripped 
from the hole. 


God have mercy on us all. 
-Charles Tanner 


Document D: 11/23/1914 


| grieve as | write this. How | came to be here, | cannot 
say. Perhaps | died, with my men, and this is hell, or 
some sort of awful heaven. | sit on a broken box in this 
battered shell of a house, with fresh gaps in the few 
remaining walls made by the enemy bullets. | cannot 
think of those, now, who took their places in the firing line 
for the last time today. What became of my squadron? | 
think | know; those bodies that lie in the trampled 
garden-close of this deserted house are not the enemy's, 
nor the blood which coats these walls. 


| pause in my writing to look at this house again. These 
pages that | have scribbled on are some sort of written 


record, which leave the most lively impressions. Surely a 
night of fever, a night of depression has lead me to 
imagine these things. Or perhaps some ancient genius 
loci truly has blessed our family over these years. But the 
captain approaches, and these pages | will store where | 
found them.-Henry Tanner 


Document E: / /19 


Dr. : Please state your name. 
Agent Tanner: My name is Tanner. 
Dr. — : Tell us again what happened in Mexico. 


Agent Tanner: It was the second day, after SCP- 
breached containment. Agents were dying left and right. | 
was part of MTF Tau-17. | stumbled on an abandoned 
mineshaft. We cut the cables and lowered the elevator 
as fast as we could. SCP- came right over the top of 
the shaft after we entered. It buried the entrance, and we 
fell the last 20 meters. After it was over- 

Dr. —__: You didn't suffer any injuries from the fall? 
Agent Tanner: No, there was a large pile of organic 
material, decayed leaves, | think it was, that stopped our 
fall. We lit our flashlights, and discovered that we were in 
an underground concrete room with a small spring in the 
corner. It was enough to hold us up until after SCP- 

was [REDACTED]. We were recovered three days later. 
Dr. _: Whatcan you tell us about this? [Here, the 
doctor produced a large sheaf of papers] 

Agent Tanner: Yes, this appears to be a written history 
by members of my family, dating back to CE. That's 
what led me to suspect the anomalous nature of the 
structure we were in. 

[EXTRANEOUS DIALOG REMOVED] 


Document 3762-13: Level 4 Clearance Only