SCP-3126 was taken into SCP custody in 201 based on reports of a 
transient woman with metal fingers in , Los Angeles, 
California being hospitalized for minor wounds after nearly being hit 
by acar. A field agent embedded in the hospital noted her 
anomalous properties, and arranged for her to be extracted in the 
guise of transferring her to another facility. Later investigation 
connected her to a missing person case for a Gloria , age 21, 
from Boston from 199 


+Selected Interview Logs 


<Begin Log 1> 

Foreword: This interview took place within 48 
hours of SCP-3126's arrival. The subject was 
still being treated for post-accident injuries, 
and was therefore under the influence of 
heavy pain medication. 

Dr. Merriweather: Hello, my name is Dr. 
Merriweather. Do you mind if | ask you a few 
questions about your condition? 

SCP-3126 : What is this place? 

Dr. Merriweather: [pauses] | understand that 
the transition from the other hospital is a bit 
chaotic, but we'll get you settled in as soon as 
possible. There'll be time for explanations 
later. 

SCP-3126 : Wait...the sign on the van said... 
Superior Care & Protection. SCP? 
[SCP-3126 shows increased signs of 
alertness] 

SCP-3126 : You're a Skipper! | thought you 
were a myth! Are the rumors true? Do you 
guys have code numbers for everything? Were 


you the ones who stole the not-shark? 

Dr. Merriweather: [slightly panicked] No 
further questions. One moment, please. 
Closing Statement: Dr. Merriweather 
requested additional personnel to be on-hand 
before continuing the discussion. SCP-3126 
proved to have little accurate information on 
the Foundation. However, SCP-3126 did make 
sparse connections to a number of art-related 
SCPs, including SCP- 

<Log End> 


<Begin Log 2> 

Dr. Merriweather: Can you tell us how you 
came to acquire this anomaly? 

SCP-3126 : Blame my ex, Bellamy. Three 
months into our relationship, she went to an art 
show with this guy who claimed to do portraits 
that would really show who someone is. Next 
thing you know, she's talking about exploits 
and manifestos and trying to save up for a trip 
to France for some ridiculous show. And she 
even suckered me in for a while! So obsessed 
with the cool... 

Dr. Merriweather: Yes, yes, and was it from 
these artists that you learned the term ‘skip’, 
SCP-3126? 

SCP-3126 : You heard all sorts of stories back 
then. X-Files-type government goons poking 
around the art studios. Snake cults kidnapping 
artists and brainwashing them. Paramilitary 
agents burning someone's collection. Lots of 
stories about you guys, though everyone 
thought you worked for some crazy art 
collector. Or some sort of weird numerology 
cult. No one believed half of them, but when 
you're working outside of the law, sharing 
information is how you stayed safe. 

Dr. Merriweather: Interesting. Outdated 
information, perhaps, but Green might find you 


useful. Now then, about the anomaly? 
SCP-3126 : It was her first real project. She 
heard about this homebrew ritual called 'The 
Touch of Mars’, and she thought it would be 
perfect. Some sophomoric nonsense about 
blurring lines and uncanny valley. And like the 
good girlfriend | was, | volunteered, and | didn't 
think to ask what the ritual actually was. You're 
supposed to use this ancient amulet to trigger 
the transformation, but it turns out that literally 
any strong magnet will do the trick, whether 
you want it to or not. | used to be a 
programmer, and now getting near a computer 
could freeze me for another fifteen years. 

Dr. Merriweather: Hmm. And how did you go 
from programmer to transient? 

SCP-3126 : Since | couldn't get work anymore, 
| became her personal statue. She'd freeze me 
and then loan me to art exhibitions, passing 
me off as a different statue each time. It was 
ridiculous, but it paid, and she promised me 
that she'd find a way to undo the Touch. But 
weeks turned into months, and being a statue 
started wearing on me. Hours on hours of 
having nothing to do but watch and think. 
SCP-3126 : Eventually, | told her | couldn't do 
it anymore. | had to quit or I'd go insane. She 
finally convinced me for one more show. She 
took me to an art show that her and the other 
weird artists were staging. She put me ina 
pose, did the magnet thing and then 
schmoozed with her new friends for hours. But 
when the end of the show came, you know 
what they did? She... 

She sold me. Auctioned me off to the highest 
bidder. | spent fifteen years locked in some 
rich Hollywood fucker's! mansion. If he wasn't 
stupid enough to try and bring me on a yacht, 
I'd still be there, feeling my mind rust away. 
And | didn't know what to do! | had nothing, | 


had to catch up on 15 years, and everything | 
knew was on the other side of the country. So | 
just...existed. Scrounged around for what | 
could until | ended up here. 

Dr. Merriweather: | see. Thank you, 
SCP-3126 . This has been enlightening. 


<Begin Log 3> 

Foreward: After a testing session in which 
SCP-3126 was immobilized for 6 hours, it 
grabbed a pen from a researcher and 
attempted to pierce its own throat. The 
following was recorded shortly after, when 
SCP-3126 was under the influence of 
sedatives. 

SCP-3126 : | don't want to be art anymore. 
SCP-3126 : It used to be fun, you know? Like, 
like, like, we'd get together and change the 
world and show the stuck up bastards how 
fucking wrong you were. | mean, what is a 
statue? Why the fuck can't | be one? It almost 
made this bullshit worth it. But then everything 
had to be a statement. Fuck just being pretty if 
you weren't saying anything. 

SCP-3126 : Maybe that's why she left me. | 
just got too boring for her. Or maybe she 
always knew it would fuck up my life, and she 
just didn't care because it's for the art, right? 
[laughs] 

SCP-3126 : All | wanted was to be cool. 


Footnotes 

1. Later identified as film producer Don Harding. When asked about 
SCP-3126, Harding showed no knowledge of its anomalous nature 
and could provide no useful information about the auction, claiming 
it was forgettable. 


SCP-3127: Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A 
Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever 


Warning: The file you are reading is an outdated version. Please 
proceed to Update Log for current containment procedures and 
summary. 


Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127, currently located at 
Site-43, is to be contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber and fed twice 
a day in accordance with Nutritional Chart 3127-1. SCP-3127's 
containment chamber is to be kept under guard by two security 
personnel at all times. The mental health of SCP-3127 is to be 
monitored by an on-site therapist for ease of containment. 


SCP-3127 is not to come into physical contact with any personnel 
outside of testing. 


Description: SCP-3127 is a nineteen year old woman named 
Jessica Lambert, a former resident of , Illinois. SCP-3127 
displays no abnormal physical characteristics for an individual of its 
age and is in sound mental condition, barring minor stress inherent 
to containment. 


When SCP-3127 makes physical contact with another human being, 
that individual adopts the emotional state of SCP-3127 at the time of 
contact. The affected individual is then unable to feel emotions 
outside of said state for twenty to thirty minutes. There appears to 
be no permanent effect to the affected individual after this emotional 
state fades. 


SCP-3127 was brought into containment after Foundation agents 
intercepted communications from the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit 
regarding a girl who had contacted them claiming to have psychic 


powers. Although these reports were dismissed as a common hoax 
by the UIU, Foundation agents already in the area independently 
investigated and confirmed these claims, subsequently bringing 
SCP-3127 into containment. Family and friends in were 
administered Class-B amnestics and led to believe SCP-3127 had 
died in a car accident. 


Addendum 3127-1: On 11/19/15, approval was given for SCP-3127 
to be exposed to a number of other anomalous items for cross- 
testing purposes. As no unexpected results occurred during these 
experiments, they have thus been filed as irrelevant materials. Full 
logs are available upon request from the Site-43 Archive 
Department. 


Addendum 3127-2: On 12/10/16, SCP-3127 reported feeling ill to 
supervising staff and subsequently gave birth to a live female piglet, 
despite displaying no signs of pregnancy beforehand. SCP-3127 
perished during this process due to complications arising during 
emergency surgery. The live piglet, which has also displayed 
anomalous properties, is currently awaiting classification. 


Update Log: 
UPDATE 12/18/2016 
Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127 is to be 
contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber and fed twice a 
day in accordance with Nutritional Chart 3127-1. 
SCP-3127's containment chamber is to be kept under 
guard by two security personnel at all times. 


SCP-3127 is not to come into physical contact with any 
personnel outside of testing. 


Description: SCP-3127 is a sapient female piglet. 
SCP-3127 is capable of vocalization using the voice of 
Jessica Lambert, of whom it claims to have no 


knowledge. Instead, SCP-3127 claims to be ‘Duchess 
Isabella the Third’, a British aristocrat from the year 
1827. History shows no records of such an individual 
existing during that time period, suggesting this is a 
falsehood or delusion on SCP-3127's part. 


Any individual who comes into physical contact with 
SCP-3127 is instantly transformed into a female piglet 
capable of vocalization in the voice of Jessica Lambert. 
While in this state, affected individuals claim to have no 
memory of their previous identity. This state lasts for fifty 
to sixty minutes and there appears to be no permanent 
side-effects once affected individuals return to their 
original form. 


Addendum 3127-1: On 12/29/16, routine medical 
analysis of SCP-3127 revealed the presence of a 
tumorous growth within its brain. Within the next twenty- 
four hours, this growth rapidly expanded, bursting out of 
SCP-3127's skull and causing its death. The growth then 
changed its shape into that of nineteen year old Jessica 
Lambert, changing its biology completely into that of a 
human being over the course of the next hour. A full 
update to this file is pending following complete analysis 
of this new SCP-31 27 iteration. 


UPDATE 01/02/2017 
Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127 is to be 
contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber and fed twice a 
day in accordance with Nutritional Chart 3127-1. 
SCP-3127's containment chamber is to be kept under 
guard by two security personnel at all times. The mental 
health of SCP-3127 is to be monitored by an on-site 
therapist for ease of containment. 


SCP-3127 is not to come into physical contact with any 


personnel. At the first signs of illness from SCP-3127, 
supervising staff are to prepare for an imminent Moccus 
Event. 


Description: At the time of writing, SCP-3127 is a 
humanoid entity with the appearance of a nineteen year 
old woman identical to the deceased Jessica Lambert. 
SCP-3127 claims to have no memories or prior 
knowledge relating to Jessica Lambert, and instead 
claims to be a pig farmer named Isabella Stanford from 
the year 1827. 


In place of internal organs, SCP-3127's body contains a 
large number of organisms superficially resembling 
domestic pigs of various shapes and sizes. Despite the 
fact that analysis has revealed that these organisms do 
not actually function as organs, SCP-3127 has displayed 
no discomfort or health issues, suggesting it possesses a 
secondary anomalous effect keeping it alive. When 
informed of its physical abnormalities, SCP-3127 showed 
little concern and claimed that its body had always been 
that way. Furthermore, SCP-3127 does not appear to 
require food, water or sleep. 


When SCP-3127 comes into physical contact with 
another human being, that human being's internal organs 
are instantly replaced with pig-like organisms identical to 
those within SCP-3127's body. This invariably results in 
the death of the individual making physical contact with 
SCP-3127, who does not share its secondary anomalous 
properties. The pig-like organisms that replaced the 
individual's internal organs die two to three minutes later. 


Due to past incidents involving iterations of SCP-3127, 
SCP-3127 is expected to spawn a new anomalous 
organism before perishing itself in the near future. 
Henceforth, such occurrences will be referred to as 
Moccus Events. It has also been determined that 
research staff should conceal this likelihood from 
SCP-3127 in order to avoid causing it undue mental 
stress. 


Area-93 Washroom 


US Supreme Court, Washington 


DC 


Set of " 


"talk show. 


the [DATA EXPUNGED] 
penitentiary at least two times 
during testing. Three months 
later, SCP-396 displaced itself 
and the electric chair located 
within this facility. Due to the fact 
that an execution was about to be 
performed prior to this 
displacement, it was only the 
timely intervention of local agents 
that prevented major amnestic 
intervention from becoming 
necessary. Upgrade to Keter put 
under consideration. 

Review has shown that 
Researcher Park mentioned 
recent renovations to the Area-93 
washroom when discussing their 
work environment with a 
colleague. Notably, this took 
place in a soundproof chamber 
previously thought to be safe from 
SCP-396's anomalous effects. 
Supreme Court Justice Abe 
Fortas' seat was replaced by 
SCP-396, after he had arrived 
within the building but before 
taking his seat. It was not noticed 
until the end of that day's hearing, 
when Justice Fortas reported it as 
unusual to members of the 
Supreme Court Police. 
Foundation personnel involved in 
the case were able to intercept 
documentation of the incident and 
A vacant audience member's 
chair was displaced during the 
live broadcast of the show, 
although its presence was not 


Addendum 3127-1: As expected, on 01/11/2017, 
SCP-3127 reported feeling ill in the same manner as the 
original SCP-3127. Staff accordingly prepared for an 
imminent Moccus Event. An hour later, SCP-3127 orally 
expelled all the pig-like organisms within her body before 
subsequently expiring. The pig-like organisms then 
merged and coalesced together into a female pig of 
abnormally large size. Full update to this file is pending 
following analysis of this new SCP-3127 iteration. 


UPDATE 01/14/2017 
Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127 is to be 
contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber and fed twice a 
day in accordance with Nutritional Chart 3127-1. All staff 
working with SCP-3127 are to wear noise-deafening 
head-wear at all times when interacting with it. 
SCP-3127's containment chamber is to be kept under 
guard by two security personnel at all times. 


At the first signs of illness or change in usual behaviour 
from SCP-3127, supervising staff are to prepare for an 
imminent Moccus Event. 


Description: SCP-3127 is a sapient female pig of 
abnormally large size, capable of vocalization in the 
voice of deceased nineteen year old Jessica Lambert, 
the entity initially designated as SCP-3127. SCP-3127 
believes itself to be the corpse of Jessica Lambert, often 
asserting that it is dead and requesting burial. 


In place of internal organs, SCP-3127's body contains a 
large number of organisms resembling miniature 
versions of Jessica Lambert, all of which are constantly 
screaming. Despite the fact that analysis has revealed 
that these organisms do not actually function as organs, 
SCP-3127 has displayed no discomfort or health issues.