The object does not display any sense of preference among age, 
ethnicity, gender, or any other factors beyond proximity in its 
selection of subjects, but is limited by species. In testing, SCP-1502 
was released in a room containing several sedated animals, 
including a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), a Yorkshire terrier (Canis 
lupus familiaris) and a monitor lizard ( Varanus bitawa), as well as a 
life-sized rubber human figure dressed and posed to appear similar 
to a sleeping adult Caucasian male. The object ignored the reptile, 
dog, and mannequin, but approached the chimpanzee and played 
vocalizations which were unintelligible due to their distortion and low 
volume. It then walked to the mirror and stood facing it until it was 
removed from the testing area. 


Once the surgical procedure is complete, it attempts to escape the 
premises. In testing, if SCP-1502 was discovered before the 
procedure began or the effect of the anesthetic substance wore off 
before completion, the object attempted to distract the subjects 
using its voice before either teleporting to a hiding place or 
delivering additional anesthesia. See Experiment Log 1502.5 


SCP-1502's exact motivations in doing this are unknown. Interviews 
have been inconclusive, as the object communicates through the 
playback of recordings of actor Rider Strong in his role as the 
character Shawn Hunter from the aforementioned television series. 
All documented vocalizations made by SCP-1502 have been 
attributed to existing episodes of Boy Meets World. The source and 


medium of these recordings is unknown, and they often display 
degradation in the form of static and pitch distortion. 


Interview Transcript 1502-A-1 


Foreword: This interview was conducted offsite, before 
the object's relocation to its current containment facility. 
The standard interview chamber in Armed Containment 
Area 24 was used, and the interview was conducted by 
Researcher Andrews with Security Officer Clarke and 
Assistant Researcher Chen in attendance. SCP-1502 
was allowed to move freely on the table. Positioned at 
each of the four corners of the table was an open 
cabinet; before questioning began, SCP-1502 attempted 
twice to teleport away from handlers before becoming 
cooperative. 


<Begin log, time 14:31:05> 
Interviewer: SCP-1502, do you know why you're here? 


SCP-1502: /turns to face security officer] Did you hear 
what he called me? 


Interviewer: [repeats the question] 


SCP-1502: Detention! I've been going through a lot of 
changes lately. I've got nothing to wear. 


Interviewer: How do you produce those sounds? 


SCP-1502: That's what he's done for me. And I've gota 
radio face. 


Interviewer: "He?" 
SCP-1502: Something creepy. 
Interviewer: Where were you constructed? 


SCP-1502: Back at the center. It was all the things you 
taught me that made me wonder if it was the right place 


for me or not. The only signal | sent him was "stop". He 
just started yelling like a crazy man. [with severe 
distortion] You're just telling me that so | can put you 
back together again. [static plays, then normal sound 
quality resumes] Did it ever occur to you that | might be a 
nice girl? 


Interviewer: Do you know who you are? 


SCP-1502: Yeah. Virgins. Virgins never die. I'll get as 
sick as you can get without actually dying. | just wanted 
to look nice. 


Interviewer: Can you explain why you've performed 
those procedures on people in the area? 


SCP-1502: Yeah. They were out there in the real world. 
We haven't been there much. And you didn't ask to take 
the test. Feeny did. 


Interviewer: Why are you fixated on this Feeny 
character? 


SCP-1502: Feeny. Are you kidding? You, uh, you never 
give up on me. Never once. I'm not going to forget you. 
You're the best person | know. I'd take a bullet for you. 
Not for him. Too much ugly. 


Interviewer: /to Assistant Researcher] Do you think we 
can get it to explain anything better this session? [The 
assistant shakes his head "no".] We might want to wrap 
up for now and follow up later. 


SCP-1502: /faces the assistant researcher] You're not 
talking, but | know you're here. Who are we? 


Assistant Researcher: I've never seen that thing 
before. 


SCP-1502: Of course not. Come on, you remember. | 
never asked you for anything before and | never wanted 
to come to you like this, but... [unintelligible] Because 


I've watched you for so long and I've always dreamed of 
telling you how | feel about you. | was cute then, huh? 


[The assistant researcher begins to respond, then 
shakes his head silently. ] 


SCP-1502: Come on, you know we're your favorites. You 
kind of see where I'm going with this? The killer is one of 
us. 


Interviewer:: Chen, do you understand what SCP-1502 
is talking about? 


Assistant Researcher: | have no idea. This doesn't 
make any sense. 


SCP-1502: It does if you've seen as many horror movies 
as | have. As a matter of fact... [unintelligible] Hey, idiot. 
| want you to take the test. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 


Interviewer: | think it's just being belligerent now. Let's 
follow up later. [turns to assistant researcher] You alright, 
Goggles? 


SCP-1502: Do we upset you? That is the least of your 
problems. You didn't teach me enough. Feeny locked us 
in. 


<End log, time 14:38:22> 


Humans exposed to SCP-1502's ability have been relocated to a 
local research site to preserve secrecy, aid in rehabilitation, and 
conduct long-term observation. Termed "SCP-1502-1-XX", with 
each subject assigned a value for XX in sequence, these individuals 
tend to display depression, loss of identity, chronic fatigue, and little 
to no desire to return to society. SCP-1502-1-01 through 
SCP-1502-1-08 were recovered from the area in which SCP-1502 is 
known to have operated; SCP-1502-09 through SCP-1502-14 
resulted from experimentation with SCP-1502. 


Of the fourteen SCP-1502-1 patients who have been recovered and 
contained, nine have developed the coping mechanism of identifying 


as and emulating the character of George Feeny. This decision has 
no apparent correlation with race, gender, or other factors, including 
familiarity with the character—instances 1502-1-12 and 1502-1-15 
have never viewed the series, and have refused the recordings 
available to 1502-1 instances, preferring their invented versions of 
the fictional person. Although this effect shares the properties of a 
non-anomalous coping mechanism, its exact properties are not 
understood. 


1502-1 instances who have become Feeny-identified will request to 
be identified as either "George" or "Mister Feeny", depending on 
who is addressing them, and will tell other 1502-1 instances that 
they are impostors, choosing varied and inconsistent explanations 
such as shapeshifting entities, androids, and agents working 
together with both SCP-1502 and the Foundation. Five of these 
instances cannot relate memories of their past before containment; 
these have been isolated due to their emotional reactions to 
interaction with other SCP-1502-1s. 


Addendum / /03: In Interviews 1502-2 and 1502-3, SCP-1502 
was able to provide classified information regarding the Foundation, 
including recognition of several employees of the area in which it 
was initially contained before relocation to long-term containment in 
Research Facility 5. 


Addendum / /03: In Interview 1502-A-2, assistant researcher 
Isaac Chen admitted a perceived relation between SCP-1502 and 

, a 26-year-old female employed as an office worker at 
Area 24. The woman was reported missing on / /02, and is 
believed to have been in the company of three other women at the 
time, who have also not been located; however, investigations into 
her and her companions' disappearance by both the Foundation and 
the local police force were closed due to their inconclusive results. 


After extended questioning and analysis, it was concluded that 
Assistant Researcher Chen was uninvolved in the disappearance. 


Addendum / /04: SCP-1502 is believed to be experiencing 
progressive degradation of memory. In Interview 1502-5, when tests 
from earlier interviews were replicated, the object reacted with 
significantly lower frequency and accuracy and was able to provide 


much less information regarding the topics it previously discussed. 
When presented with a photograph of Assistant Researcher Chen 
and asked to identify the subject, SCP-1502 responded: "| don't 
know. Something's wrong. My head still hurts. Something's wrong.” 


SCP-1502's speech pattern has also changed; its voice now 
contains less distortion, taking on a clear, "tinny" quality. Use of 
samples containing the pronouns "we" or "us" has diminished in 
favor of the almost exclusive use of those which use their singular 
form. SCP-1502 now seems to identity as the character Shawn 
Hunter itself. The reasons for these changes are unknown. 


Footnotes 

1. Similarity in construction materials between SCP-1502 
andSCP-1802suggests a shared origin. 

2. Though SCP-1502 prefers subjects which are asleep, it can, with 
effort, work upon conscious subjects. 

3. Known long term physical side effects of exposure to this 
substance include facial numbness and tingling, muscular twitches, 
central nystagmus, partial vocal cord paralysis, graying of scalp and 
facial hair, and dry skin. Mental side effects are unknown and 
currently under experimentation. 

4. Aired on ABC Television from 1993 to 2000. 

5. Example phrases used during this behavior: "everything's great"; 
"this is some of my best work", "don't find a mirror", "who are we", 
and "that wasn't us". 


« SCP-1501 | SCP-1502 | SCP-1503 » 


SCP-1503: Agoraphobic Stone 


Item #: SCP-1503 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The area surrounding 
SCP-1503 within a 100m radius is known as Site-75. Site-75 is to 
have a chain link fence with razor wire installed around the 
perimeter. The area inside Site-75 is to be monitored using motion 
detectors and security cameras. Any signs of public intrusion or 
vandalism is to be reported immediately. Should SCP-1503 
approach the fence within a proximity of 10m, the entirety of Site-75 
will be reestablished and centered around SCP-1503 again. 


Description: SCP-1503 is a sapient entity made entirely out of 
stone located on the southern face of Mount Ungaran in Central 
Java, Indonesia. SCP-1503's appearance is vaguely humanoid in 
form and shows signs of weathering and moss/lichen growth on its 
surface. Upon further inspection, SCP-1503's left index finger is 
significantly worn down when compared to its right index finger. 
Using time-lapse photography, it is determined that SCP-1503 is 
capable of moving at a maximum rate of 1m/yr. 


Based on SCP-1503's movement and direction, it is estimated to 
have moved a total of 656m from its original location. SCP-1503's 
original starting point can be traced to a cave of higher elevation. 
Inside the cave's interior, inscriptions written in ancient Brahmi script 
are carved into the walls. Based on patterns of erosion within the 
interior, there is an estimated 200 to 300 years between each 
instance of writing. Most of the writing is illegible, but the five 
inscriptions that are decipherable are believed to be the most recent, 
dating between 100 BC and 1200 AD. 


Archival Documentp.1503-2 


Note: Inscriptions are listed in order of approximate date. 
1st Translated Inscription 


Today when | was walking | [saw/sensed] a [land/rock] 
rise from the blue [sea/water]. Its [song/birth] was 
beautiful to [illegible] from home. [But] | had to return 
because my [skin/surface] started to [?burn?]. | am [glad/ 
satisfied] to be home. 


2d Translated Inscription 


| [tripped/fell] while walking in the [?forest?]. As | lay, 
trees [assaulted/trapped] me. Only for a moment this [? 
occurred?] until they [let me go]. They hurt me and left a 
deep [scar/wound]. [illegible] will remain inside my 
[shelter/room] and refrain from walking [?for a long 
time?]. 


3'd Translated Inscription 


Today | [stay in] my home. My wound [stings/pains] me 
to [?burden?] such [indecipherable]. It will be [difficult/ 
troubling] to sleep. But my spirit is [?bright?]. 


4th Translated Inscription 


[Last night] | had a [worse/terrible] worry of fire and [? 
blackness?]. | may be in danger, [?the mountain told 
me?]. | will [need/must] to [?think?] on this more. | am 
[fear/scared] that she might be [accurate]. 


5th Translated Inscription 


[That may be/This will be] my last message. | am 
convinced now. Danger [?so great?] is coming very 
soon. | am [?forced?] to [quickly/rapidly] leave. There is 
little time [to escape]. 


Addendum-1503-001: It is theorized that SCP-1503 might be 
referencing a volcanic event. A geological evaluation of Mount 
Ungaran was conducted and concluded that it is a dormant volcano 
that has shown no significant signs of seismic activity within the last 
60 years. Mount Ungaran's last eruption has been estimated to be 
around 1400 AD. Additional seismic monitoring on Mount Ungaran 
will be required. A 6th inscription was also discovered on the 
underside of a recently unearthed outcropping within Site-75 itself 
and is believed to postdate all other inscriptions, dated 1700 AD. 
The translation is as follows: 


6th Translated Inscription 


| am afraid of [outside/the world]. [Is it] safe to return? 


« SCP-1502 | SCP-1503 | SCP-1504 » 


SCP-1504: Joe Schmo 


THIS DOCUMENT WAS RECOVERED 
FROM THE SITE PRECIOUS 
DOCUMENT VAULT. 

Anomalous Object #: AO-1504-WGGYXJK 


Item Description: An unremarkable man who is not able to be 
harmed. 


Date of Recovery: - - 
Location of Recovery: ‘ 
Current Status: AO-1504 is held in a standard humanoid 
containment cell Missing 
Addendum-1504-1: 
Interviewed: AO-1504 
Interviewer: Dr. Loyd 
Foreword: AO-1504 is being questioned on its background. 
Level 3 Access Required 
<Begin Log> 
Dr. Loyd: What is your name? 
AO-1504: | don’t remember. Joe... something. 


Dr. Loyd: Okay. Now, what year were you 


born? 
AO-1504: 1982. 


Dr. Loyd: Thank you for the year, but do you 
have an exact date? 


AO-1504: No, | never knew when | was born. 


Dr. Loya’s nose begins to bleed. 


Dr. Loyd: Oh, excuse me. My nose is 
bleeding. 


Dr. Loyd left the room and returned a few 
minutes later. 


Dr. Loyd: I’m sorry, that was weird. I’ve never 
been prone to random nosebleeds. 


AO-1504: It’s fine. Maybe a storm is coming. 
I’ve heard the changing air pressure can make 
a person’s nose bleed. 


Dr. Loyd: Maybe. Do you know why you can’t 
be hurt? 


AO-1504: The subject was silent for a few 
seconds then proceeded to weep. | don’t really 
want to talk about it. 


Dr. Loyd: That’s fine. Thank you for your 
cooperation with today’s interview. You may 
return to your room. 


<End Log> 
Addendum-1504-2: 


We didn’t know his true anomaly. We didn’t know what 
he could really do. [DATA CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]. | guess he affects computers too. 
Our automatic security system began to have “hiccups”. 
A breach here, a breach there. But nothing that surprised 
us. But then, our Keter got out. Only about half of the 
staff here realized it. The other half? All died. We 
managed to contain it. 


We sent a request for more staff, but they never 
responded. Our supplies were dwindling, so we asked 
for more. Nothing. They didn’t even acknowledge our 
existence. We had more breaches, more deaths, yet we 
never questioned these breaches or these deaths. | don’t 
know why we didn’t question those deaths. 


[DATA CORRUPT]