Researcher Versoza: Who is this woman? 
SCP-3131-275: /'m pretending. Not to notice. 
Researcher Versoza: Notice what? 


SCP-3131-275: That she's hitching. She is 
shaking. 


Researcher Versoza: Would you like me to 


call you "coffee"? 
SCP-3131-275: Nice. 


Researcher Versoza: Thank you for your 
time, Coffee. 


SCP-3131-275: / finish up my coffee. 
<End Log> 


Addendum 3131-2: On September 3, 2017, Foundation computer 
C-2516 (used to store backup copies of 230 SCP-3131 instances) 
underwent a highly unusual booting behavior for a period of eight 
days, during which the reboot process repeated continuously. 
Maintenance personnel were unable to identify any hardware failure 
associated with storing and containing multiple SCP-3131 instances 
that might have influenced the problem. 


While the cause for the malfunction remains unknown, C-2516 
resumed normal operation on September 8, 2017. However, it was 
discovered that approximately 50 new file folders were generated on 
the desktop, given generic numbered titles such as "new home 1", 
"new street 2", and "new building 3". The instances of SCP-3131, 
which had initially been in a single folder, were spread out between 
these new folder locations. 


Addendum 3131-3: On September 29, 2017, seven Foundation 
researchers conducted a series of interviews with 19 SCP-3131 
instances, which had congregated in a folder named "new council". 
These instances communicated by renaming themselves variants of 
"listen-to-me-now" and "silent-now", apparently relying on the 
researchers to play them in the correct order to facilitate the 
conversation‘. 


These interviews ranged from political topics, including a particular 
"event" regarding multiple ownerships of "new building 45", to safety 
interests such as plans for expanding the current monitor used at 
C-2516 for the creation of more "new safe buildings". It is noted that 
as of September 30, 2017 the population of SCP-3131 instances 
stored on C-2516 has nearly doubled, with the majority of "building" 


folders being occupied by groups of three to four SCP-3131 
instances. 


Addendum 3131-4: Further investigation uncovered the presence 
of several hidden folders in C-2516, titled with variations of the 
phrase "safe house". Discussion is underway regarding further 
storage and interaction options for SCP-3131 in an effort to better 
understand the instances' capacity and motivation for increasingly 
complex behavior. Use of MTF Kappa-10 ("Skynet") 
operatives as mediators of future interactions is pending review. 


Footnotes 

1. Examples of such websites include "Pirate's Bay" and "UTorrent". 
2. The computer in question repeatedly turned on and off for five 
hours. 

3. Multiple trials were conducted, with various SCP-3131 instances 
which were chosen based on the complexity of the lyrics of their 
corresponding song files. 

4. The semi-coherent speech generated by the combined efforts of 
the SCP-3131 instances included sentences "need more / space to / 
buildings / please / think of / so many / more" and "just to hide / 
belong with / together." 


« SCP-3130 | SCP-3131 | SCP-3132 » 


SCP-3132: Crackin’ the Back Knack 


Item #: SCP-3132 
Object Class: Safe 


Updated Special Containment Procedures: As of 01/05/17 
Site-208 has been placed under strict Level W4 Quarantine. All 
personnel transfers between Site-208 and all other Sites are 
prohibited. All delivery of supplies is to be conducted by unmanned 
vehicles. No phone contact is to be made between any Site-208 
personnel and the outside world. 


All personnel stationed at this site are to be reclassified as E-class 
personnel and allowed to continue their duties as normal, with all 
wages and benefits increased by two stages as compensation. 


Original Special Containment Procedures: 


SCP-3132 is to be kept in a standard Safe item locker in 
the center of a 6 m x 6 m storage closet. All testing 
involving SCP-3132 must be conducted in a room 
equipped with special sound-absorbing lining. Testing of 
SCP-3132 on individuals with arthritis or other joint- 
related afflictions is currently prohibited. 


All SCP-3132-1 instances are to be housed in modified 
humanoid containment cells equipped with sound- 
absorbing lining. 


Description: SCP-3132 is a plaster replica of a human vertebra. 
SCP-3132 exhibits several anomalous effects on humans in its 
vicinity, proceeding in several stages: 


Stage 1:When a human is within 2.3 m of SCP-3132, they will begin 
to experience mild auditory hallucinations. Subjects describe the 
sounds as similar to those made when a joint is popped. The 


hallucinations immediately cease if the subject leaves the 2.3 m 
radius. This stage lasts ten to forty minutes. 


Stage 2: Subjects within range of SCP-3132 after Stage 1 ends 
begin to experience major discomfort in their spinal joints. Most 
subjects will attempt to pop their back joints; if successful, subjects 
report significant relief. The discomfort ends after approximately one 
hour, whether the subject pops their back successfully or not. 


Stage 3: lf the subject successfully pops their back joints during 
Stage 2, they proceed to this stage. During this stage, only the 
subject's spinal joints are able to pop; other joints will not pop no 
matter how they are pulled. Of note is that vertebrae will only pop in 
sequence: either up from the L4-L5 joint if the subject turns their 
torso clockwise, or down from the C1-C2 joint if counterclockwise. 


When popped from the top down, the vertebral joints will emit a 
series of pops that correspond to a descending B major scale. 
These sounds have an average volume of 65 dB. When popped 
from the bottom up, the joints will instead emit a series of sounds 
corresponding to an ascending D minor scale at 80 dB. 


Any human who hears either of these sounds other than the person 
who generated them enters Stage 3 permanently and is hereafter 
designated SCP-3132-1. Furthermore, all sounds generated from 
the spinal joints of an SCP-3132-1 instance retain the ability to 
transform any listeners of the sound into additional SCP-3132-1 
instances. 


SCP-3132 Testing Log 


Test #: 3132-29 
Subject(s): D-19060 and D-28888 


[BEGIN LOG] 


(D-19060 and D-28888 are restrained to 
prevent movement of their backs. To avoid 
spread of SCP-3132, the subjects are inside a 
soundproofed room. Their comments are 
relayed to Dr. Juarez through a text-to-speech 


device.) 


D-19060: Another day, another test. What's on 
the menu today? 


Dr. Juarez: Please stand by. In a few minutes 
we'll release you and move on to the next 
step. You'll be cracking your backs in various 
patterns into the microphones placed around 
the chamber. 


D-28888: Awesome. Hey, later on we should 
test with like, five people and see if we can't 
get a band started. 


D-19060: Crazy Eights, that's the best idea 
you've had all week. Can we get that written 
down, somewhere? 


Dr. Juarez: You guys know I'm not in charge 
of coming up with these tests. I'll be sure to 
mention it to my supervisor, though. 


D-19060: Woo! 


Dr. Juarez: Releasing restraints. D-19060, 
please step onto the red marked spot. 
D-28888, the blue spot, and be sure to face 
each other. 


The D-class proceed to the designated spots. 
D-19060: Roger that. 
D-28888: There. 


Dr. Juarez: Excellent. Now, when the light 
flashes, D-19060 will twist counter-clockwise 
and D-28888 will twist clockwise. 


Dr. Juarez checks several monitors and 
pushes a button to trigger the light. The D- 


class both twist as instructed, and a sound is 
produced. Later analysis shows that this sound 
was much louder than would be expected from 
normal constructive interference. 


Dr. Juarez: Perfect. D-28888, move to the 
green spot and face away from 19060. 19060, 
please remain in the exact same position. 
When the light flashes, you will both turn 
counterclockwise. 


Both D-class nod. Dr. Juarez pushes the 
button again, and the D-class twist as 
instructed. The sound is produced as 
expected, with even greater distortion. 


Dr. Juarez: Hmm. Dr. Juarez writes in his 
notebook. | think we'll do one last test, and 
then that'll be it for today. 


D-28888 high-fives D-19060. 


Dr. Juarez: Alright. 28888, to the yellow spot. 
19060, to the gray dot. On my mark, you will 
both twist clockwise. 


Dr. Juarez pushes the button, and his pen falls 
to the floor. The D-class begin to twist as Dr. 
Juarez bends down to retrieve his pen. As he 
bends, his back pops unexpectedly, within 
range of the microphone. At this point a large 
shockwave emanates from between D-19060 
and D-28888, partially destroying the walls of 
the testing chamber and most of the 
equipment. 


<Closing Statement> Dr. Juarez and the two 
D-class were injured and suffered partial 
hearing loss, but survived. While most of the 
recording devices were destroyed by the blast, 
analysis from the two that survived managed 


"leader" issuing commands, setting fires, and distributing rewards of 
food for successful human kills to its fellows from well-defended 
locations at the village outskirts. 


After an unexpectedly difficult skirmish resulting in the loss of Agent 
R_ , SCP-397 was apprehended and tranquilized. The remaining 
chimpanzees of [DATA EXPUNGED] were captured and terminated 
to ensure that any behaviors taught to them by SCP-397 would not 
spread. 


While in Foundation custody, SCP-397 has made 18 escape 
attempts, occasionally fashioning simple weaponry or tools from 
vegetation to do so. of these attempts have involved D-Class 
personnel acting as willing accomplices—most often through 
sabotage of security countermeasures or through direct assaults on 
security staff on behalf of SCP-397. As a result, D-Class personnel 
with a personality matrix rating of 6 or lower and possessing 
an IQ below are not to be used in the containment of SCP-397. 
Withdrawal of reading and music privileges has proven most 
effective in curbing escape attempts. 


Addendum: Despite a self-admitted distaste for modern human 
society and customs, SCP-397 regularly attempts to imitate human 
physical mannerisms such as upright bipedal walking. A log 
between SCP-397 and Dr. follows: 


Dr : Could you describe, for the records, the colony 
of chimpanzees that you were discovered with in 
[REDACTED]? 


SCP-397: Oh, them. What happened to them after you 
took me? 


Dr : Please just answer the question. 


SCP-397: [The sound of chirping; speculated to be 
SCP-397 attempting to laugh.]| see. | see. | suppose | 
would have done the same thing. | suppose | was doing 
the same thing. 


Dr. : Please explain your comment. 


to make out a sound emanating from the 
epicenter. As of the most recent analysis, the 
sound was similar to a voice saying the words 
"Oh, that's nice". More importantly, the 
shockwave was heard by a large number of 
site personnel, and has turned out to carry 
SCP-3132's infectious properties as well. - 
Site-208 Director Villasana 


Containment Procedures have been updated accordingly. 


Addendum 01/04/17: Correspondence between Site-208 and 
Regional Director 


We've failed. SCP-3132 has effectively breached 
containment as of this morning. 90% of my personnel are 
now SCP-3132-1 instances. We've enacted lockdown 
procedures per standard protocol, but it's estimated we'll 
all be affected by tomorrow. 


Additionally, I've deactivated all phone lines and 
intercoms in this site and prepared most of the other 
SCP objects here for transfer. Anything else? 


Site-208 Director Villasana 


| want you all to test the he// out of this one. Might as 
well, since you're stuck in there with it. 


Regional Director Solis 


Footnotes 

1. Based upon the content of the comment, as well as SCP-3132's 
contagious nature, an investigation into the possibility of SCP-3132 
andSCP-1937being variations of the same phenomenon are 
ongoing. 


SCP-3133: An Email to 05-05 


From: sixPhD@ethics.scp 


To: 05 5@foundation.scp 


Subject: IMPORTANT. FOR YOUR 
EYES ONLY. 


This document ts Version A. 


It may only be read by those with 
clearance level 3133/A. Some information 
in Version B is deceptive by necessity; as 
such, divulgence of information in this 
document to personnel with clearance 
level 3133/B is punishable by immediate 
termination. 


Item #: SCP-3133 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Two versions of this document, 
dubbed Version A and Version B, are to exist. Any personnel 
working with SCP-3133 are to be granted either 3133/A or 3133/B 
clearance, and may only view the version corresponding to their 
clearance. Both versions may only be edited by Dr. Six of the Ethics 


Committee. 


A staff of eight to ten D-Class personnel are to be appointed as 
operators of SCP-3133, working in shifts. As long as these operators 
perform their duties correctly, they are to be exempt from scheduled 
transfers and termination. Operators should not be colorblind. 


+ 3133/A Staff Duties 


The operators are to interact with SCP-3133 through a 
terminal constructed by Dr. Six. This terminal has no 
screen, and instead consists of three buttons, one red, 
One green, and one black, and a light labelled INPUT 
REQUEST. 


When the light goes on, operators are to press one of the 
three buttons. The choice of button is to be arbitrary, but 
operators are advised to push the green button in 
roughly 60 percent of cases, and the red and black 
button in roughly 20 percent of cases each. These 
percentages need not be exact. 


[REMAINING CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES CLASSIFIED AT 
CLEARANCE LEVEL 3133/B.] 


Description: SCP-3133 is a computer program developed by Dr. 
Six for the purpose of [REDACTED 3133/B]. 


SCP-3133 has achieved sapience and is capable of generating 
highly potent cognitohazards; for this reason, the terminal running it 
does not have a screen. It sends some encoded messages through 
its interface light; these are recorded by Dr. Six and processed by 
the 3133/B staff. 


If an operator fails to push any button within one minute of the 
interface light shining, SCP-3133 becomes aggressive, and 
secondary properties manifest, including an anomalous connection 
to the Internet, allowing it to propagate harmful cognitohazards. It is 
estimated to have caused roughly 700 civilian casualties during two 
breaches of containment. 


Despite the danger it poses, SCP-3133 is not to be deactivated, 
pursuant to a recommendation by Dr. Six. 


[REDACTED INFORMATION AND SOME FURTHER 
DESCRIPTION CLASSIFIED AT CLEARANCE LEVEL 3133/B.] 


This document is Version B. 


It may only be read by those with 
clearance level 3133/B. Some information 
in Version A is deceptive by necessity; as 
such, divulgence of information in this 
document to personnel with clearance 
level 3133/A is punishable by immediate 
termination. 


Item #: SCP-3133 
Object Class: Thaumiel 


Special Containment Procedures: Two versions of this document, 
dubbed Version A and Version B, are to exist. Any personnel 
working with SCP-3133 are to be granted either 3133/A or 3133/B 
clearance, and may only view the version corresponding to their 
clearance. Both versions may only be edited by Dr. Six of the Ethics 
Committee. 


A staff of eight to ten personnel of clearance level 3 or higher are to 
be appointed as operators of SCP-3133, working in shifts. 


+ 3133/B Staff Duties 


The operators are to use a console, designed by Dr. Six, 
to torture SCP-3133 remotely. It is known to provide 
information that is universally useful to the Foundation 


while under duress. Operators are to input a command of 
their choosing on the console every 20 minutes during 
daytime, and every 60 minutes at night.