No individual who has cumulatively consumed over 100 baluts is 
known to have been affected by SCP-3906. Affected individuals who 
have never consumed balut are invariably converted in their entirety. 
This rule extends to fetal humans; consequently, the case fatality 
rate for SCP-3906 is significantly higher than average among 
pregnant women. 


Footnotes 

1. An annual celebration combining traditional Filipino culture and 
Roman Catholicism. 

2. Flowers known internationally as Arabic jasmines, plumerias, and 
water lilies, respectively. 

3. Traditional Filipino baked goods. 

4. Small peppers native to the Philippines; Binisayasiling kolikot. 

5. Southeast Asian street food consisting of an embryonic duck that 
is cooked and served in its shell. 


SCP-3907: Warhorse 


Item #: SCP-3907 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3907 and the field 
surrounding it are to be enclosed by a 125m x 125m perimeter 
fence, with at least one part of the fence obscured from view at all 
times. All SCP-3907 events are to be observed by on-site staff, and 
any abnormalities are to be reported at once. 


Description: SCP-3907 is an oak table dating back to 1908, set 
with 7 chairs, a tablecloth, and various white porcelain dinnerware. 
SCP-3907 is impervious to all damage or wear, being in atypically 
pristine condition for its age. SCP-3907's primary anomalous effect 
is shown during activation events, in which SCP-3907-1 through -5 
manifest in the chairs surrounding SCP-3907. Activation events 
follow no set pattern, and seemingly happen at random. 


SCP-3907-1 through -5 refer to the 5 humanoid entities that 
manifest sitting at SCP-3907. No anomalous effects other than the 
manifestation around SCP-3907 have been observed. The entities 
don British army uniforms, circa 1915. Gathered from conversations, 
entities display expansive knowledge of and experience with the 
British Army, often describing tales of their exploits in various British 
military campaigns ranging from 1880-1915. During activation 
events, SCP-3907-1 through -5 will converse and drink from the 
dinnerware on SCP-3907, only stopping when interrupted by 
SCP-3907-6. 


SCP-3907-6 refers to a humanoid entity riding a horse. SCP-3907-6 
wears the same uniform as all other SCP-3907 entities, albeit with 
significant charring and blast damage in the lower regions. In all 
recorded SCP-3907 activation events, SCP-3907-6 begins galloping 
at 18 km/h from a point on the horizon that no human is viewing. It 
will invariably head towards SCP-3907 and jump over the object and 


the entities dining at it. SCP-3907-6 jumping over the table and 
landing will end the activation event. 


Addendum-1: Example of an SCP-3907 activation 
event. 


SCP-3907-2: Gentlemen. 
SCP-3907-3: Evening, John. Boys. 


SCP-3907-2: Fine evening we're having tonight. 
Weather's just right, reminds me of nights as a child in 
York. 


SCP-3907-4: Nothing'll top the weather in the Transvaal. 


SCP-3907-5: Christ alive, that was infernal. If the damn 
Boers weren't trying to kill you, it seemed that furnace of 
a land was. 


SCP-3907-5: Allen, you like to talk up how bad South 
Africa was, but you wouldn't have lasted a minute in 
Afghanistan. Imagine, if you will: You shiver through a 
freezing night, only to be awoken to a 90° day. Three 
men in your company are already dead from the runs, 
and half the food's been taken by locals. You then go on 
your patrol, wearing your bright red uniform against tan 
stone. All of the sudden, a million turbans pop out of the 
rocks above, and half your group is dead. You try to 
return fire, but the bastards are halfway back to Kabul by 
the time you level your weapon! 


SCP-3907-2: Please, Edward. You've never seen a 
thousand Orientals, howling like terrors, charging down 
an alley with only a rifle and your wits separating you 
from them. 


SCP-3907-3: I'd take Shanghai a million times before | 
took Flanders again. 


SCP-3907-1, who has been silent the entire time, speaks 
up. 


SCP-3907-1: | can't go back there. 
The group grows somber. 


SCP-3907-1: *holding back tears* | didn't mean to. | 
couldn't have ever known. | can't take this any more. 


SCP-3907-2: I-it's okay, Murphy. None of us meant to. 
It's not your fault. 


SCP-3907-1: He's dead. We all are, and it's because of 
me. I'm sorry. 


SCP-3907-5: Murph, you couldn't have known that the 
grenade was prime- 


SCP-3907-2: Men. Stop. 


At this time, SCP-3907-6 manifests and begins its 
approach. 


SCP-3907-2: Time's up, lads. Looks like it's time to 
return. See you in the trenches. 


SCP-3907-2 stands and raises his glass in a toast. 
SCP-3907-2: To the fallen. 


SCP-3907-1 and SCP-3907-3 through -5 stand and raise 
their glasses. 


All, in unison: To the fallen. 


SCP-3907-6 jumps over the table as the entities finish 
the toast. SCP-3907 returns to its inactive state. 


SCP-3908: | am myself. 


Item #: SCP-3908 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3908 is kept in 
SCP-3908's containment unit. Personnel are to refrain from 
speaking or writing about SCP-3908 to SCP-3908 to avoid 
SCP-3908 being SCP-3908. 


Description: SCP-3908 is an anti-memetic entity. SCP-3908 is 
capable of speech. Images of the entity will be replaced with a plain 
black image and white text stating "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908". Any 
spoken or written information regarding SCP-3908, either directly 
stated or implied, will be censored. 


Interview-3908-1 
Interviewer: Dr. Witts 
Interviewed: SCP-3908 
<Begin Log> 
Witts: Hello, SCP-3908. 
SCP-3908: Hey. 
Witts: Can you tell me your name, SCP-3908? 
SCP-3908: Yeah, my name is SCP-3908. Wait- 


Witts: That is your Foundation given designation. | 
would like to know your birth name. 


SCP-3908: | know, my name is SCP-3908. Wha- No! My 
name is SCP-3908! No! 


Witts: SCP-3908, do you know the origin of your 
anomalous properties? 


SCP-3908: Yeah... One day, | was SCP-3908, and | wa- 
Jesus... One day, | was SCP-39- I'm not! 


[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts appears worried.] 
Witts: Remain passive, SCP-3908. 

SCP-3908: Alright... I'm sorry. 

Witts: Please explain your anomalous properties. 


SCP-3908: My properties... | can do that... My 
properties are that | am SCP-3908. What? No! Stop! | 
am SCP-3908! No! 


[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. The table is on the other side 
of the room now.] 


Witts: SCP-3908, remain passive. 
SCP-3908: Ok... Ok... I'm SCP-39- 
Witts: SCP-3908, calm do- 


SCP-3908: I'm SCP-3908! No, I'm SCP-3908! Jesus 
Christ stop this! | hate this! 


[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts is injured.] 
Witts: Terminate the interview! 


[Security personnel enter the containment chamber. 
SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.] 


SCP-3908: Wait! I'm SCP-390- 


[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Security personnel recover Dr. 
Witts.] 


<End Log> 


Interview-3908-2 
Interviewer: Dr. Witts 
Interviewed: SCP-3908 


Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent 
SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. 


<Begin Log> 

SCP-3908: Doc, is this really necessary? 

Witts: During our last interview, you were SCP-390- 
SCP-3908: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it. 

Witts: Let's stay on track. Where were you born? 
SCP-3908: Um... | was SCP-3908 in- 


[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts puts a hand out to 
SCP-3908.] 


Witts: For the purposes of SCP-3908 not being 
SCP-3908- Er... I'm going to have to ask you refrain from 
referring to yourself. 


SCP-3908: Alright, alright, that | think | can do. 
Witts: Now, where and when were you born? 
SCP-3908: Redmond Washington, 1978. 


Witts: When was the earliest you remember being called 
SCP-3908? 


SCP-3908: When SCP-3908 was- When... 7 years old. 
Witts: How did others react? 


SCP-3908: Nickname... Skip. 


Witts: Was that the nickname they gave to you? 
SCP-3908: Yes. 

Witts: Did you have friends? 

SCP-3908: No. 

Witts: Are you aware of why that was? 
SCP-3908: | was SCP-3908. 


Witts: SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to 
yourself. 


SCP-3908:Oh, sorry. Um... Anger problems. 
Witts: | see. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908. 
SCP-3908: Thank you. 
<End Log> 
Interview-3908-3 
Interviewer: Dr. Witts 
Interviewed: SCP-3908 


Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent 
SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. 


<Begin Log> 


Witts: Now, SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to 
yourself in this interview. 


SCP-3908: Ok. 
Witts: What is your legal first and last name? 


SCP-3908: Um... Craig Wattson. 


Witts: What is your age? 

SCP-3908: 40. 

Witts: When is your birthday? 
SCP-3908: June 26th. 

Witts: Wait... Shit. 

SCP-3908: What? 

Witts: Sorry, | forgot. 

SCP-3908: It's fine. Sorry about the scar. 
Witts: From when? 

SCP-3908: First interview. 


Witts: Oh, its no problem. Thank you for this interview 
SCP-3908. 


SCP-3908: Sorry... 

Witts: Sorry for what? 

SCP-3908: Everything. 

[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts walks to SCP-3908.] 

Witts: SCP-3908, it's fine. It was just a mistake. 

SCP-3908: Thanks. 

<End Log> 
Addendum-3908-1: The following is a proposed revision of 
SCP-3908's file in order to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. 
Written by Dr. Witts. 


Open SCP-Skip 


Item #: Skip 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Standard 
humanoid containment unit. 3 meals are to be 
provided every day. Possible restraints for 
interaction. Weekly psychological evaluation. 


Description: Human male. Gray hair. Brown 
eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 killograms. Caucasian. 40 
years. 


Self-referential antimeme. Can't be directly 
spoken or written about. 


Anger problems. Not such a bad guy. 


Smiling Man began slowly walking towards subject. Subject ran for 
approximately 10 minutes and spent the rest of the shift huddled in a 
corner. 


* Request: A more reliable pistol. Denied, as the cause of the 
error is unknown. 


9E2-66V-7HG5-3 
Retrieval: Via tracking device. Subject was discovered 7km (6.4 
miles) North-East of the facility. 


Subject shifted while reading in its quarters. Subject found itself 
returned to the forest habitat containing telepathic trees. The trees 
remained silent upon its entry to the environment. The subject 
admitted that despite its previous experiences within the 
environment, it was curious about the absence of any human 
habitation. The subject propelled itself to the highest ground it could 
find in order to see over the tree canopy. 


The subject found a clearing on the top of a hill. Subject reported 
seeing a huge semi-translucent blue dome covering the entire 
forest. The tree canopy extended out to the edge of the dome with 
foliage so thick that looking up and through it was unfeasible. 
Subject reported itself to see the dome slightly off-center, suggesting 
it was not underneath the direct middle. 


« Request: None. 


5Z4-75T-7YB 

Retrieval: Subject was found prone and unresponsive in its quarters. 
Subject was bleeding significantly. Several deep gashes were 
discovered in the left side of the subject, just under the armpit. The 
claw marks extended to the bottom of the ribcage. Subject received 
traditional first aid and was committed to the onsite infirmary. 


The subject woke up on a snow covered plain. Subject did not have 
its backpack on hand at the time of the shift, having been asleep. All 
that went with it was its bed sheets and pajamas. Subject reports 
having seen a TV show of how to survive in a cold environment 
before the shift. It attempted to build a crude snow cave using its 
hands when it was interrupted by a large white bear. 


SCP-3909: Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To 


Item #: SCP-3909 
Object Class: Euclid Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3909-A are 
exceptionally difficult to identify prior to manifestation of SCP-3909- 
B, efforts are to focus on identification of SCP-3909-A instances 
after SCP-3909-B's first appearance through traces on social and 
traditional media. If SCP-3909-A has not yet participated in a 
competition, they are to be dosed with SCP-1853. The subject's 
areas of skill and expertise are to be assessed, and any assistance 
deemed necessary for developing these skills should be provided, 
before SCP-3909-A is allowed to participate in a competition. 


Any individual exposed to SCP-3909 should be amnesticized upon 
the conclusion of the phenomenon, and SCP-3909-A should be 
provided with medical treatment to remove SCP-1853 from their 
system. 


Description: SCP-3909 is a phenomenon that affects individuals 
who were conceived while their parents were listening to "Bring da 
Ruckus" by The Wu-Tang Clan. Specifically, both biological parents 
must consciously be aware of the music and listen to the entire 
track; insemination may occur at any point during the song. 
Individuals subject to SCP-3909 are designated SCP-3909-A. 


Exactly 7500 days after SCP-3909-A's birth, an instance of 
SCP-3909-B will manifest in front of them with a brief flash of red 
light. SCP-3909-B instances are apparently extraterrestrial entities 
of variable species, equipped with technology that permits their 
survival on Earth's surface. Each will produce the following 
message, either through a vocal organ or recording, in the subject's 
native language: 


Are you prepared for the challenge? 


If the subject gives a non-affirmative answer, SCP-3909-B will 
disappear with a flash of red light and repeat this process 24 hours 
later. If the subject answers in the affirmative, or has given a non- 
affirmative answer on five previous occasions, SCP-3909-B will 
produce the following message: 


|, Jou-Tzee,! hereby initiate this glorious duel for the 
honor of the Empire of the Rusted Throne. Champion 
Ruckus, destiny has brought you here today for the 
purpose of defending the honor of the Sundered 
Collective. This is the moment you have trained your 
whole life for. Do not falter. 


Following this, SCP-3909-A and -B will both disappear with flashes 
of red light. SCP-3909-A will return alone in the same fashion 
anywhere from five minutes to two days later. According to 
testimony from several instances, SCP-3909-A and -B are 
instantaneously transported to an arena in an unidentified, likely 
extraterrestrial location. An estimated 200,000 extraterrestrial 
entities are present in stadium-like seating surrounding the arena, 
though at a distance that prevents subjects from making out 
identifiable features. 


The arena contains materials necessary for a one-on-one 
competition of variable nature; in each case, the format is one in 
which SCP-3909-A is skilled. After a brief ceremony in an 
unidentified language, rules for the competition will be announced 
both in that same language and SCP-3909-A's native language. 
SCP-3909-A and -B will then engage in the chosen competition. In 
each case, SCP-3909-B has demonstrated a great deal of skill in the 
competition of choice; SCP-3909-A has only won on two occasions. 
SCP-3909-A will reappear at their prior location at the conclusion of 
the competition. 


Addendum 3909-1: Partial catalog of SCP-3909 manifestations, 
compiled from SCP-3909-A testimony. See Appendix D for complete 
reports. 


Instance: SCP-3909-A-04, 2024-06-01 
Competition: Arson 
Description: Contestants were provided with a large jug 


of flammable liquid, as well as lighters similar to those 
produced on Earth, and instructed to burn down identical 
empty one-story buildings. The contestant whose 
building collapsed first would considered the winner. 
Result: SCP-3909-A lost, due to SCP-3909-B's ability to 
use a propeller-like appendage to work the flammable 
liquid into a vapor which ignited readily and explosively. 
SCP-3909-B was killed in the conflagration, to the 
apparent delight of the crowd. 


Instance: SCP-3909-A-07, 2025-03-06 

Competition: Rap battle