Addendum 318-03: Work is currently underway to catalog the 
recovered SCP-318-1. For a complete listing of SCP-318-1 that 
have been catalogued, including those produced after SCP-318's 
recovery, see Document 318-1- . For selected interview excerpts 
and stimulus test results, see Experiment Log 318. 


Addendum 318-04: Requests to use SCP-318 to enable final 
debriefing of sufficiently recently deceased Foundation personnel 
are currently pending approval. Request to use SCP-318 to 
interview test subjects killed by memetic SCPs is denied. 


Addendum 318-05: Additional resources and personnel have been 
requested for the translation and cataloguing of SCP-318-1, as 
several recent interviews with SCP-318-1 subjects have yielded 
useful information about certain SCP objects, including [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. Some interviews have also indicated the possible 
existence of previously unknown SCPs, one of which (SCP-_ ) has 
since been located and contained. It should be noted that a number 
of the leads produced through interviews of SCP-318-1 subjects 
have proven to be fabrications, and all information obtained from 
SCP-318-1 should be considered suspect. In spite of this, it is the 
belief of this researcher that there may be much to be gained in 
questioning all SCP-318-1 about other potential SCP objects. 


« SCP-317 | SCP-318 | SCP-319 » 


Instances can reproduce with other instances, with anomalous 
properties being passed on with a 50/50 non-sex-linked ratio. See 
incident log 2751-a. 


+ View Partial Instance Log 


Notable Instances 


See document SCP-2751-t183 for full log. 


Designation Notes Recovery 
SCP-2751-1 5-year-old female Found wandering 
“Lady” German the Persian Gulf 

Shepherd. Scar | following reports 
from healed from military 
gunshot wound on vessels of strange 
upper right animals killing sea 
shoulder blade. | birds on the water. 
Well-trained, Found equipped 
responds to with US Army 
commands tactical K-9 gear, 
consistent with US tag reading “Lady”. 
Army bomb Recovered with 
detection animals. SCP-2751-2 and 
SCP-2751-3. 
Spayed. 
SCP-2751-4 4-year-old male | Recovered from 
“Diego” German Turquoise Bay, 
Shepherd, right | Australia, having 
hind leg run onto the water 
amputated atthe after stealing food 
hip. Trained in from a visiting 
simple English family. Photo 
commands. taken by civilian 


and posted on 
social media with 
accompanying 
story; Foundation 
was contacted for 


SCP-2751-5 “Max”2-year-old male 
and SCP-2751-6 Labrador 
Retrievers, trained complex in 


“Buddy” 


SCP-2751-7 
“Bella” 


in basic English 
commands. 


2-year-old female 
Siberian Husky. 
Trained as guide 
dog by US 
standards. 


investigation. 
Amputation of right 
hind leg was 
carried out ata 
young age. 
Tracking device 
found implanted in 
lower abdomen, 
see Addendum 
2751-a. 
Unneutered. 
Recovered from 
apartment 


Thunderbolt, 
Georgia, after 
reports of two local 
dogs sleeping 
regularly on the 
surface of the 
apartment pool. 
See Recovered 
Materials Log 
2/751-a. Neutered. 
Spotted sleeping 
on the Atlantic 
ocean with 
SCP-2751-8 by 
passing deep sea 
fishing boat. 
Outfitted with 
proper guide dog 
vest and lead, 
collar reads 
“Bella”. Suffering 
from severe 
sunburn and 
malnourishment at 
time of 
containment. 


SCP-2751-10 
“Baxter” 


SCP-2751-12 
“Annika” 


SCP-2751-13 
“Gustaf” 


7-year-old male, 
unknown breed. 
Untrained at time 
of containment. 


5-year-old female 
Saint Bernard. 
Trained in simple 
commands in 
Swedish. 


6-year-old male 
Saint Bernard. 
Trained in simple 
commands in 
Swedish. 


Spayed. 

Brought to the 
attention of 
Foundation agents 
after public alarm 
resulting from 
instance being 
found resting on 
the surface of a 
hot spring at 
Yellowstone 
National Park. No 
identification tags. 
Unneutered. 
Found with 
SCP-2751-13 
traversing the 
Tyrrhenian Sea. 
Exhibited 
symptoms of 
extreme exposure, 
malnutrition, and 
mange; also four 
weeks pregnant at 
time of 
containment. 
Carried to term 
and birthed six 
puppies in 
containment; See 
Incident log 2751- 
a. Simple leather 
collar reads 
“Annika”. 
Unspayed. 

Found with 
SCP-2751-12 
traversing the 
Tyrrhenian Sea. 
Exhibited 


symptoms of 
extreme exposure, 
malnutrition, and 
mange. Simple 
leather collar 
reads “Gustaf”. 
Genetic testing 
confirms instance 
as the father of 
2751-12’s 
offspring. 
Unneutered. 


Addendum 2751-a: Tracking device recovered from abdomen of 
SCP-2751-4 

Recovered during routine veterinary examination following 
containment. Consists of a small titanium capsule measuring 1.3 
centimeters in length and .5 centimeters in diameter, containing a 
GPS microchip pinging to unknown coordinates at the rate of one 
ping per 24 hours to a location in London; signal scrambled upon 
closer investigation. Chip archived in a radio-inhibiting container. 
Gol intervention expected; investigation underway. 


SCP-2751-5 and SCP-2751-6 resting on apartment complex pool 
upon initial investigation. 


Depiction of SCP-2751-5 and SCP-2751-6 upon recovery as strays. 
See Recovered Materials Log 2751-a. 


Recovered Materials Log 2751-a: 

, owner of SCP-2751-5 and SCP-2751-6 until recovery, 
reported that her son, Mike, had brought them home as strays. The 
following illustration was drawn upon questioning of the child by an 
agent. Image reads, "| gave them my snack and [they came] home". 
When questioned about the figure in the water, Mike stated that it 
was "who made the dogs saa". Further investigation ongoing. 


Incident log 2751-a: On / /  , SCP-2751-12 birthed a litter of six 
healthy Saint Bernard puppies, four male, two female, in a whelping 
box provided by Foundation veterinarians. Puppies were found to 


suck up a dry, powdery substance in place of normal mother’s milk, 
produced by the mother via normal breastfeeding methods. 


On the morning of / /  , approximately one week following birth, all 
instances appear visibly distressed at the regular morning feeding 
time, refusing to move from the swimming pool and clawing 
repeatedly at the water. Further investigation reveals the drowned 
bodies of three of the puppies, one male and two female, at the 
bottom of said pool. Security footage shows SCP-2751-12 
individually carrying pups from the whelping box to the pool for 
feeding on the water's surface, becoming distressed when half fall 
through. As of //  , access to the swimming pool is allowed only 
under restricted conditions. 


« SCP-2750 | SCP-2751 | SCP-2752 » 


SCP-2752: Junk Male 


Item #: SCP-2752 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force 
Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") is tasked with the identification and 
interception of SCP-2752 instances before they are sent to the 
addresses of their respective recipients. A scanned copy of each 
recovered SCP-2752 instance is to be produced, and stored in 
Archival Sector 7 at Site-64. After scanning, original copies may be 
incinerated. 


Persons affected by SCP-2752 are to be held at E-class holding 
cells at Site-64, and undergo weekly medical checkups. At the 
discretion of the attending Medical Officer, invasive surgical 
procedures may be enacted on such persons to prevent health 
complications attributed to SCP-2752. 


Description: SCP-2752 refers to a series of letters mailed to New 
Zealand addresses, offering advertising mail opt-out services to 
recipients. The sender is attributed to an organisation named 
‘Robinson Tou Liz’, which is not listed as a registered company in 
New Zealand or any polity known to the Foundation. No return 
address is found in confiscated SCP-2752 instances. To date, all 
known instances of SCP-2752 are sent solely to male individuals 
aged between 20 to 60 and with legal addresses in New Zealand 
cities. 


When SCP-2752 is read by its intended recipient (hereon referred to 
as 'subject'), the following anomalous occurrences will manifest: 


* Cessation of mail letters (advertising mail or otherwise) sent to 
the address of the subjects instances. Through the use of 
letters equipped with a GPS tracker, letters are shown to have 
vanished when placed inside a mailbox. Hand-delivered mail 


letters are exempted from this effect. 

* Claircognizance regarding the contents of mail letters that 
would be sent to the subjects. This occurs after said letters 
are placed in a mailbox. 

¢ Traces of black dye manifested in subject's urinary system, 
particularly the kidney, bladder and urethra. 

¢ Manifestation of paper pieces inside subject's internal organs, 
including stomach, large intestines, lungs, kidney etc. 


Scanned and handwritten copies of SCP-2752 do not possess this 
effect on their intended recipient. 


SCP-2752 was identified on / /1974 in Auckland, New Zealand 
when multiple paper strips were found in the lungs of Pol-2752-01 
(Mr. ) after a surgery. While initially believed to be an isolated 
incident, similar cases were identified in other New Zealand cities 
and SCP-2752 was officially classified. 


Addendum 2752-1: Interview Log Pol-2752-04-13 [Date: / /1975] 
Interviewee: Pol-2752-04 (Mr. ) 
Interviewer: Dr. Aster Black 


Foreword: The following interview is conducted at 
Pol-2752-04's request. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Black: , | heard you have requested for me. So 
what's wrong? 


Pol-2752-04: Doctor, 'wrong' is an understatement. I've 
received another letter... uh, up here. 


[Pol-2752-A04 points to its forehead.] 


Dr. Black: , we've debriefed on this already. This is 
a difficult time, but- 


Pol-2752-04: It was from Robinson Tou Liz. 


Dr. Black: Okay, I'm listening. What did they say? 


Pol-2752-04: The usual ‘thank you for using us' crap. But 
they sure have a weird way of expressing they have 
fucked up. 


Dr. Black: Please give me some examples of these 
expressions. 


Pol-2752-04: That they didn't know that cellulose is 
indigestible, or that ink poisoning is a thing. And the 
biological peculiarities of the so-called humans of this 
plane, that was underlined and a direct quote. They also 
gave us compensation, a cheque with a very large sum 
of money in yen. 


Dr. Black: Do you recall the value? 


Pol-2752-04: 960,000,000,000 yen, precisely that 
amount. But doctor... if this is anything like the rest of 
their so-called service, I'm not getting any real money, 
am |? 


Dr. Black: We will have to wait and see first. 
<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Interviews with other subjects 
indicate that they have received similar letters from 
‘Robinson Tou Liz’. The value offered by 'Robinson Tou 
Liz' is consistent among all subjects, at a value of 
¥960,000,000,000. 


Addendum 2752-2: On / /1975, postage stamps are found 
manifested underneath the tongues of all known subjects." 
Denomination is stated as ¥960,000,000,000. Said stamps have a 
banana tree motif, and are labelled "Dai-to-a — Malai Baru". 


No anomalous quality has been identified among recovered stamps. 
All instances of said postage stamps are provisionally kept in 
Storage Sector 2 at Site-64, and slated for incineration. 


Footnotes 
1. This includes the corpses of currently deceased subjects, with 
said stamps manifested from within the ashes of said instances. 


« SCP-2751 | SCP-2752 | SCP-2753 » 


SCP-2753: Let's Play Jenga! 


Item #: SCP-2753 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: A Foundation-operated bot (I/ 
O-SILVER) is to monitor internet traffic for SCP-2753. Upon 
discovery, all data containing SCP-2753 is to be destroyed. Anyone 
outside of Foundation personnel aware of SCP-2753 is to be 
apprehended, interrogated, and amnesticized. 


Instances of SCP-2753-A are to be kept disassembled in a secure 
locker on-site. Instances of SCP-2753-B and SCP-2753-C are to be 
handled on a case-by-case basis. Tests are prohibited at this time. 


Description: SCP-2753 is a 3 dimensional ratio that can be used to 
describe the relationship between the sides of a block. 


Instances of SCP-2753-A are blocks which match SCP-2753's 
projection within a certain threshold; they can otherwise be of any 
size and material. They exhibit their anomalous property only when 
42 instances of similar size and material are assembled into a 
standard Jenga’ tower: If this tower collapses, any structure 
containing it will immediately collapse with it. 


Since 2009, the growing popularity and accuracy of 3D printing 
combined with SCP-2753's presentation within OBu files@ as a 
printable Jenga set has led to 21 structural collapses, 35 injuries, 
and 14 deaths. 


Addendum 2753.1: Incidents 
> ACCESS SCP:/2753/incidents/007.log 
INCIDENT LOG 


Experiment Log 318 


Note: Interviews were conducted by unrolling samples of 
SCP-318-1 and placing the open scroll on a table in view of a video 
camera. See Video Archive 318-2 for original interview footage. All 
interviews in this document have been translated into modern 
English for ease of reading. Only excerpts of the selected interviews 
are presented here - for complete transcripts, see Document 318- 


Interviewer: Dr. J 

Date: / /20 

Interview subject: SCP-318-1-27 

Original language: Latin 

Notes: Subject's responses are in good-quality penmanship, ina 
style typical of 13th century European writings. 


<Begin Interview Log> 


SCP-318-1-27: | see | have been moved. Where is this place? Who 
are you? 


Dr. J  :YoucancallmeDr.J _— . Please state your name, for the 
record. 


SCP-318-1-27: , pleased to meet you. 
Dr. J =: And when were you born? 


SCP-318-1-27: | was born in the Year of Our Lord 12 , and was 
consigned to this form twenty-eight years later. 


Dr. J :You say you were "consigned to this form" - were you still 
alive when you were converted by SCP-318? 


SCP-318-1-27: Of course. Were | otherwise, my soul would not 
have been present to be stored thus. 


DATE: 1988/07/07 
SUBJECT: SCP-2753-A 


The collapse of a warehouse used to host the 
Boston Anomalous Art Expo3 was linked to an 
instance of SCP-2753-A. 14 additional 
anomalous objects (including SCP-1433, an 
instance of SCP-1617, and SCP-__) were also 
recovered amidst the wreckage. The collapse 
left over 49 participants injured and 21 dead. 
The following note was discovered nearby: 


How High Can High Art Get? Let's 
Find Out! 


This tower is to be assembled at the 
start of the exposition; audience 
members are encouraged to take 
turns trying to take art higher and 
higher! 


But be warned: High art carries high 
risk! Reach too high, and you might 
just find your paradigm comes 
crashing down right on top of your 
head! 


- AWCY 
> ACCESS SCP:/2753/incidents/021 .log 
INCIDENT LOG 


DATE: 1995/07/14 
SUBJECT: SCP-2753-B 


Based on information provided by an 
undisclosed source, the Foundation-operated 


bot (I/O-SILVER) was used to search for 
SCP-2753 projections in financial market data. 
The collapse of several investment firms and 
multi-level marketing companies were 
unexpectedly linked to SCP-2753. 


Further investigation has demonstrated the 
existence of SCP-2753-B instances. Instances 
are financial assets that match SCP-2753's 
projection within a certain threshold; they can 
otherwise be of any value and type. They 
exhibit their anomalous property only when 42 
instances of similar value and type are 
assembled into an interdependent network: If 
this network loses solvency, any corporate 
entity linked to it will experience an immediate 
catastrophic financial collapse. 


Foundation efforts are currently underway to 
discover all such networks and safely 
disassemble them. 


> ACCESS SCP:/2753/incidents/035.log 
INCIDENT LOG 


DATE: 2016/07/21 
SUBJECT: SCP-2753-C