D-31937 started by questioning SCP-3585-D. He was 
told that SCP-3585-C had been walking home the night 
prior with SCP-3585-A, and that SCP-3585-D had no 
information beyond that. Upon questioning SCP-3585-A, 
D-31937 was given the information that SCP-3585-C had 
been attacked by a dark and green being while they 
were walking home, and passing by the river. During this 
conversation SCP-3585-A had its ears placed over the 
plastic representing its eyes, and was letting out 


occasional sobbing sounds. This behavior ceased at the 
end of questioning. 


After examining SCP-3585-C for approximately four 
minutes, D-31937 noticed that SCP-3585-C was as he 
described it 'unusually wet’. At the thirty minute mark, 
D-31937 declared that he believed the murderer to be 
SCP-3585-B. After this declaration all SCP-3585 
instances fell to the ground with no vocalization. 


Additional notes: Test was to see what would happen if 
the SCP-3585 instances were not given any materials to 
work with. 


Date: 8/24/10 
Room: Standard testing chamber. 
Participants: D-93482 (Female, 36) 


Materials Provided: Twenty-two wooden planks, a box 
of forty nails, and two hammers. 


Brief Overview of Resulting Ventura Event: SCP-3585 
instances stand in a circle for five minutes. At the end of 
the five minutes SCP-3585-A, SCP-3585-B, and 
SCP-3585-G began construction of a small wooden 
structure similar in design to a style house. The other 
instances of SCP-3585 remained away from the building 
area, and began to vocalize sounds of heavy 
construction equipment. 


The building was completed lacking a front wall, and the 
excess materials were put to the side of the structure. 
Inside of the structure SCP-3585-G had been nailed to 
an interior wall in a way resembling crucifixion. 


At this point SCP-3585-D once again moved to the door, 
and repeated its previous behavioral patterns signifying 
that the Ventura Event was ready for participants. The 
rules were the same as the previous tests. D-93482 


have had no effects on this phenomenon, nor have attempts to 
distance the subject from SCP-465-01 prior to the conclusion of the 
"party". Subjects that have vanished as a result of interaction with 
the box may appear among the members of SCP-465-02 during 
subsequent activations of SCP-465-01, expressing little or no 
association with their original identities. 


Of the individuals comprising SCP-465-02, only two have appeared 
on every occasion that the box has been opened. The first 
(designated 02-A001) is a male disc jockey, and appears with a 
table covered in sound equipment and other tools, which he uses to 
play a wide variety of music audible wherever instances of 
SCP-465-02 are present. The second (designated 02-A002) is a 
male bartender, and appears with a small, well stocked bar from 
which he distributes a variety of alcoholic beverages. An additional 
185 unique members of SCP-465-02 have been identified, many of 
whom have appeared on two or more separate occasions (most 
notably 02-A048 and 02-A162). 


Ifa "party guest" appearing as part of SCP-465-02 is touched by any 
individual other than the subject who opened SCP-465-01, that 
"guest" will immediately become hysterical and incoherent, pleading 
in slurred speech with the individual who made contact. The majority 
of these "guests" will attempt to flee from the vicinity, and will vanish 
upon entering an area where no other elements of SCP-465-02 are 
present. The remainder of "guests" affected in this way will fall dead 
within several minutes of contact. The corpses of these individuals 
do not vanish with the rest of SCP-465-02, nor do such individuals 
appear in future manifestations of SCP-465-02. Autopsies reveal 
cause of death to be a combination of exhaustion and blood alcohol 
levels in excess of 1.8. 


By contrast, 02-A001 and 02-A002 consistently ignore all individuals 
save for the activating subject and other members of SCP-465-02. 
Attempts at physical contact with either entity have resulted in 
premature termination of the "party". The significance of 02-A001 
and 02-A002 remains unknown. 


« SCP-464 | SCP-465 | SCP-466 » 


entered into the room, and began to examine the built 

structure. D-92482 seemed discouraged upon noticing 
the state that SCP-3585-G was currently in, and asked 
for the game to stop. 


SCP-3585-G pulled itself out of the wall, and upon hitting 
the ground ended its activation along side all other 
SCP-3585 instances. The damage SCP-3585-G 
received due to the crucifixion was missing when it was 
examined after the test. 


Additional Notes: Test was to demonstrate the building 
capabilities of SCP-3585 instances. D-93482 was 
disciplined for ending the testing early without approval. 
First example of a Ventura Event ending before a guess 
was made as to which SCP-3585 instance the murderer 
was. 


Date: 11/29/10 
Room: Standard testing chamber 


Participants: D-97921 (Male, 54, Previously employed 
as a detective.) 


Materials Provided: Paper, a clipboard, twenty wooden 
planks, box of nails, two golden plated watches, one 
ceremonial knife, a bottle of spring water, and three day 
old fresh bread. 


Brief Overview of Resulting Ventura Event: Upon 
entering the room to begin the Ventura Event D-97921 
was approached by SCP-3585-D. Instead of the normal 
vocalization SCP-3585-D gave D-97921 the plastic 
novelty sheriff badge given to individuals who correctly 
guessed during an Ventura Event. SCP-3585-D then 
congratulated D-97921 on a job well done, and fell to the 
ground in a pattern identical to the response given upon 
correct guess during an Ventura Event. 


Additional Notes: All tests done with personnel who 


previously had a background in law enforcement have 
ended in this manner, suggesting that nothing more can 
be gained from testing individuals with this type of 
background in conjunction with SCP-3585 


Footnotes 

1. This process has taken between ten minutes and five days in past 
Ventura Events. 

2. These rules have had 89 recorded variations. 


SCP-3587: If | Were Trapped On An Island I'd Bring 
Me Myself and | 


Item #: SCP-3587 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The area surrounding 
SCP-3587 is to be patrolled and monitored by the SCPS Rainmaker. 
All individuals attempting to approach SCP-3587 are to be 
apprehended, interviewed and subsequently administered a Class-A 
amnestic. In order to reduce the likelihood of authorities searching 
for the location of Lionel Hodgeson, a cover story has been 
disseminated involving his death from illness. 


Observation of SCP-3587 is to be done aboard the SCPS 
Rainmaker using long-range equipment. 


Description: SCP-3587 is a deserted tropical island, located 53 
kilometers off the coast of and referred to by locals as the 
"Devil's Spine", due to the dangerous environmental conditions 
present there. All attempts to enter the area surrounding the island 
are repelled by an invisible entity. Thus far, no means have been 
determined for Foundation personnel to enter SCP-3587 itself. 


SCP-3587-1 is the collective designation for (at the time of writing) 
two hundred and sixty three instances of Lionel Hodgeson, a 
fisherman who became stranded on SCP-3587 in 2014 following a 
severe thunderstorm in the area. It is currently unknown how 
Hodgeson was able to enter SCP-3587 without being repelled. 


Each night at midnight, a new instance of SCP-3587-1 will manifest 
in the vicinity of an already extant instance. This instance will be an 
exact replica of Lionel Hodgeson as he was when he first became 
stranded on SCP-3587, including clothes and minor possessions! 
on his person at the time. However, the mental state of a new 
SCP-3587-1 appears to reflect the overall mental state of all 


SCP-3587-1 instances at the time of its manifestation. As such, 
there does not seem to be a need for already extant SCP-3587-1 
instances to explain their situation to new instances. 


Observation Log 3587-1: 


The following is a log of significant events on SCP-3587 as 
observed by research personnel aboard the SCPS Rainmaker. 


Date 
02/04/2014 


02/25/2014 


03/18/2014 


Significant Events 
Seven instances of SCP-3587-1 
emerge onto the beach, having 
apparently accepted their 
situation to some extent. Upon 
noticing the SCPS Rainmaker in 
the distance, all instances of 
SCP-3587-1 attempt to make 
their presence known for several 
hours, culminating in the creation 
of a 'help' message made by 
rearranging stones already 
present on the beach. 
A crude camp has been built on 
the beach by the eighteen 
instances of SCP-3587-1 present. 
Evidence suggests three 
instances were previously killed 
while attempting to hunt for food. 
Several instances of SCP-3587-1 
attempt to recover useful 
materials from the original 
SCP-3587-1's boat, including the 
remains of the boat's radio. 
Progress on repair of the radio is 
Ongoing, but appears to be stalled 
due to lack of usable materials. 
Several fights break out between 
groups of SCP-3587-1 instances, 
apparently regarding which of 
them is the original, causing a 


04/25/2014 


06/15/2014 


06/22/2014 


small number of deaths. 
Punishment of the exact 
instances responsible is difficult 
due to all instances of 
SCP-3587-T being identical. 

A group of SCP-3587-1 return to 
the settlement with a number of 
parts from another radio.2 Food 
supplies are dwindling, however, 
resulting in heightened tensions 
between SCP-3587-1 instances. 
Due to consistent difficulties 
gathering food, the SCP-3587-1 
instances present restrain, kill and 
consume several of their number. 
Special care is taken to make the 
faces of these instances 
unrecognizable during this 
process. None of the instances 
speak to each other after this 
event, and several suicides are 
noted by observing personnel. A 
small faction of SCP-3587-1 
instances has almost completed 
repair of the radio. 

Repair of the radio is complete. 
However, before it can be used, a 
humanoid entity emerges from 
the jungle, resembling a woman 
of abnormally large size covered 
in moss and various other forms 
of plant life. Several rows of 
antlers are also visible atop its 
head. This entity is hereafter 
referred to as SCP-3587-2. 
SCP-3587-1 instances initially 
panic upon appearance of 
SCP-3587-2, but following a hand 
gesture from the entity they all 
appear unable to move. 


03/04/2015 


Footnotes 


SCP-3587-2 crushes the radio the 
SCP-3587-1 instances were 
attempting to rebuild. Following 
this, SCP-3587-2 then proceeds 
to kill all SCP-3587-1 instances 
invoived with the radio's repair. 
SCP-3587-1 instances display no 
visible signs of sapience, instead 
crawling on all fours and 
consuming prey dragged to the 
beach by SCP-3587-2 in an 
animalistic manner. Body 
language suggests SCP-3587-2 
is pleased by this development. 


1. As most of Mr. Hodgeson's provisions were in his boat and not on 
his person at the time of his shipwreck, they are not reproduced 
upon the creation of a new SCP-3587-1 instance. 

2. The exact source of these materials is unknown. However, 
investigation into additional historical disappearances in the area is 


ongoing. 


SCP-3588: Cheers 


Item #: SCP-3588 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The building containing 
SCP-3588 is formally condemned and now owned by a Foundation 
urban development front organization, thus little administrative 
containment is required. The area surrounding this site is to be 
cordoned under the guise of government surveying and manned at 
all times, with no less than two armed security squads on permanent 
retainer. Remote observation of SCP-3588 should be maintained 
constantly, with automatic alerts in place to signal Foundation 
security elements in the event of vandals or vagrants entering the 


property. 


Rotating Foundation security patrols and other personnel assigned 
to SCP-3588 are reminded that it is not to be used for recreational 
purposes. 


Description: SCP-3588 is Flynn's, a condemned bar located in 
Springfield, Oregon, United States of America. 


After being destroyed in a fire in 2009, Flynn's was deemed 
structurally unsound and subsequently scheduled for demolition. 
After its anomalous properties were discovered and reported by 
municipal property inspectors, Foundation front company Schaefer 
Construction PLC purchased the building and containment was 
established. 


When observed from the exterior or internally via drone, SCP-3588 
exhibits no anomalous properties, appearing as would be expected 
of an abandoned building with extensive fire damage. However, 
when a human enters through the front entrance, all exterior viewing 
points (i.e. windows, holes) become obscured, the structure's 
exterior becomes impervious to all forms of electromagnetic 


radiation, and the interior appears to the entering individual as it did 
before it was destroyed, undamaged and fully furnished with 
electricity and running water. 


When in an active phase, SCP-3588 will always contain a single 
individual, designated SCP-3588-01. SCP-3588-01 appears as a 
Caucasian male of approximately 30 years of age, dressed in work 
clothes and an apron. This entity has never been shown to leave the 
area behind the bar, and willingly engages in conversation with 
anyone that approaches it, behaving as would be expected for a 
non-anomalous bartender, with some notable exceptions. 


SCP-3588-01 possesses a number of anomalous properties. It is 
selectively tangible, and has as of yet been unaffected by any 
application of force upon it in testing trials. It is capable of 
spontaneously manifesting physical objects, typically ingredients 
and implements utilized in the preparation and serving of beverages. 
It also possesses some degree of omniscience. SCP-3588-01 is 
capable of preparing a visiting individual's most preferred beverage 
without being given this information, and can engage in conversation 
upon an apparently unlimited number of topics, displaying extensive 
knowledge of current events, sports, popular media, art, science, 
and history, among others, according to the conversational 
inclinations of the individual interacting with it. 


The beverages produced by SCP-3588-01 possess no apparent 
anomalous properties apart from their origin, and can be consumed 
safely. 


SCP-3588-01 has willingly given multiple interviews and 
demonstrations to Foundation personnel since its containment. 
Examples and testing trials follow. 


Trial 3588-03 06/20/2014 


Subject: D-3588-01 
Scenario: Subject instructed to enter 
SCP-3588 and return after 30 minute 


duration, no further instructions given. 
Subject equipped with chest camera 
and microphone. 


(Subject enters SCP-3588 through 
front entrance. D-3588-01 flinches 
slightly, apparently startled by the 
sudden reconstructed interior and 
presence of SCP-3588-01 despite 
being previously briefed on 
SCP-3588's anomalous effects. 
SCP-3588-01 raises its arms and 
smiles.) 


SCP-3588-01: This guy! Welcome to 
Flynn's, brother! Pull up a stool 
anywhere you like! 


(D-3588-01 hesitates momentarily, 
then approaches and sits at a stool in 
the middle of the bar.) 


SCP-3588-01: Gotta say, man, love 
the jumpsuit. That's a bold statement. 
How you doin' today, champ? 


D-3588-01: I'm uh... okay, | guess. 
How, uh, how about you? 


SCP-3588-01: Pff, workin’ like a dog, 
but can't complain. You know how it is. 
You thirsty? You look pretty thirsty, my 
man. 


D-3588-01: Um. Yeah, okay. | could 
definitely go for a drink. 


SCP-3588-01: Good plan, brother 
man! What can | get for you? Wait no, 
let me guess. Jack and Coke, right? 
Tried and true classic right there. 


D-3588-01: What- hang on. How did 
you know? | was just about to say that.