Incident 610-2217: On 1/01/2019 at 00:00 local time, a large 
earthquake occurred in the Lake Baikal region. This seismic event 
corresponded with a large influx of SCP-610 instances, which 
started attacking the perimeter of the containment area. Foundation 
forces suffered high casualties, and a near containment breach of 
SCP-610. 


However, the breach was stopped by a sudden appearance of 
several augmented members of the Church of the Broken God, who 
proceeded to assist Foundation forces in containing the breach. The 
Church members had evidently been waiting in the area around 
Lake Baikal for at least fifteen days prior to the breach, later claiming 
that "God had told them to come to [The Foundation's] aid." 


The breach was fully contained when a large-scale electrical 
discharge occurred on 01/04/2019, destroying all SCP-610 
instances within a 5km radius of its point of impact. Non SCP-610 
lifeforms, including Foundation personnel, caught in this area were 
not affected, except for the total destruction of the SCP-610 
contagion in their system. Satellite photography shows that this 
discharge originated on the island where SCP-2217 is located 
approximately twenty minutes prior to impact. 


Following this, a video message from Robert Bumaro, the leader of 
the Broken Church, was received by all Triumvirate leaders, 


including O5 command, the Director of the Global Occult Coalition, 
and the Horizon Initiative's Tribunal. 


It's not too late, you know. This is our world, too. We 
want the Flesh to die as much as you do. And we can 
help you; we can help each other. Come to the Anvil. We 
will talk, and we can save this world. 


Addendum: 2217-Thaumiel: On 5/14/2019, O05 Command 
unanimously voted for temporary collaborative measures with 
GOI-004, in order to prevent an XK-Class Scenario. SCP-2217 has 
been reclassified as a Thaumiel-class anomaly, and will be used to 
prevent Scenario XK-610-Q. During the prevention of this scenario, 
all secrecy protocols will be rescinded, with a high probability of 
leading to an LV-Zero "Lifted Veil" scenario; this has been deemed a 
necessary risk. 


To help the public adjust in the event of a possible LV-Zero 
Scenario, the Triumvirate has created Project ENNUI. Project 
ENNUI will use a combination of ENNUI-5 Amnestic and gradual 
civilian exposure to harmless, E-Class anomalies, as well as 
anomalies that have been given an -EX designation but have yet to 
be released to the public. 


As of 8/25/2019, SCP-2217 remains under Triumvirate control, and 
Project ENNUI is operating at 45% effectiveness. 


Footnotes 

1. Kythera. This name is shared with an island in the Attica region of 
Greece, approximately [REDACTED] km from SCP-2217. The word 
"Kythera" appears in certain scripture related to the Church of the 
Broken God. 

2. From the Maxwellian Book of Horrors: 7 And so, in the cold land, 
the Flesh spread its horrors throughout Kythera. 8 And WAN 
banished them with His hammer, but it was too late. Kythera had 
fallen. 9 WAN spoke mournfully, and His Signal was heard 
throughout the land. 10 'The Flesh cannot truly die. When it comes 
again, Kythera will once more fall. 11 Five years shall pass after the 
end of Kythera, and the Flesh shall come again. 12 When it does, 
another year shall pass, and the great battle will begin." 


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SCP-2218: If | Only Had a Brain 


Item #: SCP-2218 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2218 instances are to be 
contained through the usage of doubly redundant recording devices 
in a 4 kilometer wide square perimeter (designated as the 2218 
Containment Area) around the instance's previously established 
community boundaries. 


All recording devices are to be oriented counter-clockwise to face 
the rear of the next recording device in the line. Secondary recording 
devices are to be utilized at the corners of this perimeter to cover 
any gaps in surveillance. No recording device is to be further than 
100 meters from another recording device (excluding the device's 
own backup). 


Foundation maintenance staff are to patrol the perimeter of the 2218 
Containment Area daily and clear any growths or obstructions. 
These staff must also repair or replace devices which are no longer 
functioning. 


All staff should maintain records of any SCP-2218 instance that 
reached the perimeter of the 2218 Containment Area. Every 5 days 
any SCP-2218 instances which have reached the outer perimeter 
are to be transported back into the containment area outside the line 
of sight of any recording devices. 


The 2218 Containment Area is to be designated as private land and 
access to it is to be limited to Foundation staff. Trespassers are to 
be apprehended and interrogated. If civilians are found to possess 
knowledge of Foundation operations in the area or knowledge of 
anomalous properties relating to SCP-2218 instances, they are to be 
amnesticized prior to release. 


Description: SCP-2218 is a collection of individuals which take on 
the outward appearance of an inanimate mannequin if observed. 
Observation in regards to SCP-2218 is defined as any visual or 
auditory information processed by any individual or automated 
surveillance system. While the general appearance of individual 
instances differ greatly from one another, all living instances take on 
an individually unique appearance when observed (though a non- 
adult instance may grow in size, its appearance remains similar). 
This has allowed for easy identification of discrete instances". 


Beyond this observation effect, SCP-2218 instances do not appear 
to possess additional anomalous properties, (though they do not 
appear to experience the passage of time while observed). Each 
instance requires nutritional intake approximate to a human 
individual of similar size (though only when unobserved). SCP-2218 
instances appear to engage in behavior typical to isolated human 
communities capable of agriculture. A majority (approximately 60%) 
of instances are devoted to primitive agricultural pursuits. The 
remainder of instances are split between various religious, 
leadership, and professional roles. 


Recovered written communication have indicated that English is the 
primary language utilized by SCP-2218 instances. The most 
common communications appear to be between individual instances 
and members of the religious class. This religious class appears to 
control vast influence in the SCP-2218 community. Religious 
doctrines taught appear to be closely related to Methodist teaching, 
with a strong focus on theology, liturgical rituals, and ecclesiology. 


Community historical records indicate that isolation began during the 
early 1950s as a result of the instance's anomalous effect. The 
majority of residents appear to credit a higher power's favor as the 
reason for their isolation. The few residents who are believed to 
have lived prior to the establishment of the community, however, 
refuse to respond to written communications left by Foundation 
personnel. 


Due to their anomalous properties, capture and examination of 
individual instances is not difficult. While internal examinations 
through non-invasive means? indicate an inner composition 
reflective of inanimate mannequins, physical examination of this 


internal structure has shown that regardless of outward appearance, 
all instances are internally physiologically identical to humans. 
Internal organs, once removed from an SCP-2218 instance, do not 
display the anomalous effect possessed by whole instances. 


+ Show Addendum 1 


After initial containment, a dialogue was established 
between a variety of SCP-2218 instances and the 
Foundation. Instances initially appeared to believe that 
Foundation actions in and around the containment area 
were the work of supernatural beings. Eventually more 
reliable means of communication were established, 
including a drop box for two-way communication. 


The majority of data extraction methods at the 
Foundation's disposal are incapable of being utilized 
against the SCP-2218 instances in their inanimate form. 
Among instances willing to communicate with the 
Foundation, a widespread belief exists that the religious 
community leaders are responsible for the continued 
isolation of the instances. Though the focus of most 
communications have been to discover more information 
about the origin on the SCP-2218 effect, several 
communications relating to the sociopolitical environment 
of the SCP-2218 community have also been 
incorporated into the correspondence. 


+ Show Incident Report 2218-130 


Following a failed sociopolitical upheaval initiated by the 
SCP-2218 instances in communication with Foundation 
staff, most communication with the Foundation has been 
cut off. The majority of individuals previously in contact 
with the Foundation have either been executed or are 
unable to be located. 


As no new information appears to be forthcoming from 
the community, the addition of 24-hour automated 
satellite surveillance to the containment procedures is 
currently under review by the Ethics Committee. 


Footnotes 

1. Similarity between the effects of SCP-2218 instances and 
theSCP-2136pathogen have been noted. Investigation into whether 
the anomalous properties affecting SCP-2218 instances are an 
altered version of SCP-2136, or visa versa, is ongoing. 

2. Current testing has included standard X-Ray, CT, and MRI scans. 


« SCP-2217 | SCP-2218 | SCP-2219 » 


SCP-255: Base Eleven Disorder 


Item #: SCP-255 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Tissue samples and specimens 
related to SCP-255 are contained at Bio Site-16, a purpose-built 
containment and research facility designed to Priority Beta 
contagious phenomenon specifications. Bio Site-16 is subject to a 
remote location personnel rotation waiver in addition to standard 
contagious phenomenon preventive quarantine periods. Bio Site-16 
is located in the Vaitupu Atoll of Tuvalu on an island owned by 
Ragnarik Ecological Modeling Inc., a Foundation front organization. 


Persons and animals determined to be infected with SCP-255 are to 
be secured and transported to a designated temporary holding 
facility prior to transfer to Bio Site-16. In cases where capture of an 
SCP-255 carrier is exceedingly difficult or impossible, lethal force is 
authorized. 


The Office of Celestial Anomalies is to continually track the orbit of 
3214 Hybris, maintain a schedule of upcoming near-Earth flybys, 
and alert the Research Director if any changes in observed orbit 
occur. The next scheduled flyby of 3214 Hybris is 11 November 
2023, when it is predicted to pass within 950,000 km of Earth. 


Description: SCP-255 is an anomalous infectious phenomenon of 
extraterrestrial origin, manifesting in most living subjects as a 
neurological disorder with varying symptoms. Eligible carriers of 
SCP-255 have thus far been observed to be organisms possessing 
a cerebral cortex with approximately =5.4 billion neurons. 
Experimentation has determined that species capable of contracting 
SCP-255 include humans, chimpanzees, African elephants, 
bottlenose dolphins, false killer whales, and others. 


In non-human carriers SCP-255 causes, through unknown means, 


SCP-2219: PORRIDGE 


Item #: SCP-2219 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2219 is to be kept ina 
standard containment locker at Site-59. As of 4/29/15, testing of 
SCP-2219 is to be carried out using a specialized remote analog 
proxy and a camera on a Game Boy system. Direct human testing is 
prohibited. 


Though SCP-2219 is believed to be unique, any copies discovered 
of SCP-2219 are to be seized by the Foundation immediately. 


Description: SCP-2219 is an unlicensed Game Boy game titled 
"PORRIDGE" created by the Totleigh Software Corporation,’ where 
the main character "GOLDOX" must progress through levels and 
defeat bear-themed enemies. Apparently designed as a platforming- 
style adventure revolving around the story of "Goldilocks and the 
Three Bears", SCP-2219 comes without clear instructions and is 
subject to ambiguous gameplay goals and various glitches. 


In the place of an instruction manual is a singular note reading the 
following: 


Imersive 5D game EXPERIENTS! 


GOLDOxX is come to BARHAUS. Danger muchly. Usurp 
BARTHRONE and pregnate BARPRINCESS and 
conquer BARPEOPL. Unwanted? Haw! It begin. Depress 
START to Levesque. PROVE YOU WROTH! 


A words of CAUSHING: 5D feature doing much, 
failure is testamint to an WEAK UNDESERVING sort 
LEPERKIND. INCOMPETENCE will be PENALIZED 
this is necessary. You AGREE. Good. 


SCP-2219's anomalous qualities surface during gameplay. Different 
outcomes of gameplay result in either positive or negative 
responses on a human player's body, as revealed through testing on 
D-class subjects. This is likely the "fifth dimension" of gameplay 


in-Game Situation Effect on Piayer 

GOLDOxX collects 100 Porridge; Player experiences a sense of 
induced relaxation and 
contentment, consistent with light 
sedatives. 

GOLDOX collects 500 Porridge; Instantaneous orgasm. 

GOLDOxX fails to collect at least} Light seizure. 

25 Porridge by the end of a level. 

GOLDOxX loses a life. Throat severely inflamed for five 
minutes; breathing made difficult. 

GOLDOxX loses all lives; game | Player contracts leprosy. 

over. 

GOLDOXxX loses a life to the level Instantaneous, rapid tooth rot. 

5 boss, “PAPAPA". 

GOLDOxX loses a life to the level Permanent blindness. 

7 boss, “MAMAMA". 

GOLDOxX loses a life to the finall Cardiac arrest. 

boss, "DAGRON". 

Final boss defeated. Unknown - outcome yet to be 
achieved. 


Addendum: SCP-2219 was recovered from the home of Jacob 
Nagle in Lombard, IL after several leads on Reddit.com regarding "a 
game that gives you leprosy". Nagle was in the severe stages of 
leprosy and had foregone treatment out of his obsession to 
complete the game. 


Interviewed: Jacob Nagle 
Interviewer: Dr. Isaiah Henderson 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Henderson: Good morning, Mr. Nagle. | hope your 
treatments are going well. 


Nagle: | need to play PORRIDGE again. 

Dr. Henderson: May | ask why? 

Nagle: If | tell you, will you let me play it again? 
Dr. Henderson: I'm afraid that's not possible. 
Nagle: Damn. Of course it isn't. 


Dr. Henderson: Do you feel a psychological compulsion 
to play PORRIDGE? 


Nagle: Do | look mental or something? If you knew what 
was coming after the final boss, you'd want to play it too. 
It's not even supposed to be a game, it's a way to weed 
out the unworthy. | saw the one guy that beat the game. 
Just to look at him, the light coming out of his eyes, it 
was— 


[Nagle hesitates] 
Dr. Henderson: Go on. 


Nagle: Yeah, nice try. You white-collar shitstains would 
keep it all for yourselves. 


<End Log> 


Footnotes 
1. Stylized as TotleighSoft 


« SCP-2218 | SCP-2219 | SCP-2220 » 


SCP-2220: Halsey's Hammer 


Item #: SCP-2220 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2220-1 through -4 were 
disassembled and transported for reassembly to Site-76. 
SCP-2220-5 through -24 have been stored at Secure Armaments 
Wing, Site-76 with detonator assemblies removed pending further 
testing. 


Description: SCP-2220 is a group of naval warships belonging to 
United States Navy Task Force 38.3 arrayed in close formation that 
manifested, along with approximately 2.1 km3 of seawater, 32 
meters beneath 39° . . /75° . . at 0023hrs 08/09/2014. 
These vessels have been further designated as follows: 


SCP-2220-1: Essex class aircraft carrier USS Bon Homme Richard 
(CV-31);