What caused SCP-2943 to initiate this event is 
currently unknown. Several tests will be 
performed in order, with this document being 
updated to preemptively state what the next 
conducted test will be. Whichever test is 
displayed after a second event has occurred is 
highly probable to be the cause. 


Stress testing. 


Comparison of SCP-2943’s storage logs at Site-64T 
compared to that on the main Foundation database 
revealed that a SCP-2943-1 instance was registered to 
have manifested at the moment that contact was lost 
with Site-64T — this instance did not manifest. The 
SCP-2943-1 instance dated to have manifested on / / 

was found to be absent from storage, corroborating 
the appended document and the testimony of Site-64T 
personnel involved. 


In light of these events, extreme care is now mandatory to ensure 
SCP-2943 instances are not destroyed. This restriction is overruled 
in the case of Procedure SATURN LAMENT. 


Addendum 3: 

In the wake of the implementation of Procedure SATURN LAMENT, 
an exponential increase in the number of manifesting SCP-2943-3 
has occurred, along with an abnormally long delay between 
SCP-2943-1 and -2 manifestations. This increase has been 


significant enough to not only prominently increase storage costs for 
SCP-2943 instances, but also poses a potential VK-Class hazard 
should such instances continue to manifest. In light of this, 
Procedure SATURN LAMENT has been altered to rectify these 
issues. 


Footnotes 

1. Primarily by usingSCP-119andSCP-281 

2. Following the establishment of Procedure SATURN LAMENT, this 
percentage has increased to 87%. 

3. Following its conception, the majority of such methods involve 
executing Procedure SATURN LAMENT. 

4. Due to the causally isolated nature of SCP-2400-A, a backup of 
all documents regarding temporal anomalies is kept at Site-64T, to 
ensure such documentation will not be affected by such anomalies. 


« SCP-2942 | SCP-2943 | SCP-2944 » 


SCP-352: "Baba Yaga" 


Item #: SCP-352 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Containment area is to remain 
sealed at all times. No human interaction is allowed with SCP-352. 
Any and all interaction should be carried out via robot or other 
remote means. Should human interaction become necessary, full 
haz-mat containment protocols should be observed. In addition, 
security lines must be attached to all personnel. Should any 
personnel begin to exhibit erratic behavior, they are to be 
immediately removed from the containment area via the security 
lines. 


Any staff reporting hallucinations after interaction with SCP-352 or 
her “hair” are to immediately be placed under quarantine. Any staff 
working in or around the containment area must submit to random 
psychological and physical testing. Anyone found to be 
contaminated will be placed into immediate quarantine. 


Staff attacked by SCP-352 may only be recovered if they have not 
been bitten by SCP-352. SCP-352 is to be fed only once weekly. 
Feeding will be discontinued for one month if SCP-352 attacks any 
personnel. 


Description: SCP-352 appears to be a very old, emaciated woman 
of indeterminate age and race. SCP-352 speaks Old Russian, but 
with an accent and dialect that makes translation very difficult. 
SCP-352 is extremely unwilling to communicate, with most of the 
conversations thus far made primarily of threats or statements of 
revenge. SCP-352 has never identified herself by any name, and 
due to her aggressive nature, it has been impossible to determine 
any background information. 


SCP-352 possesses a level of strength and speed much higher than 


SCP-2944: An Anomalous Haircut 


Item #: SCP-2944 
Object Class: Safe 


Secure Containment Procedures: An envelope containing 
Procedure Gamma-2944 is to be kept in Site-19's Filing Department, 
in a locked cabinet. Personnel wishing to experiment with SCP-2944 
must first receive written permission from a Level Three personnel, 
or must have Level Three or higher clearance themselves. All 
testing is to be performed on D-Class personnel. 


A written log is to be maintained, and no copies are to be made of 
the instructions. Any personnel found to have disseminated 
information to unapproved persons will be subject to reprimand. 


Description: SCP-2944 is an anomalous hairstyle, colloquially 
called the " ", and an extensively specific set of instructions 
(Procedure Gamma-2944) must be followed in order to create 
SCP-2944's anomalous properties. A few have been included in this 
report: 


¢ From the ridge of the skull to the hairline before the subject's 
left ear, at a distance of at least cm from the front hairline, 
cut a rough rectangle ( cm wide, and from hairline to ridge) of 
hair approximately cm long. 


Completely shave a -cm-wide line vertically down the 
subject's left eyebrow — or, if a Widow's Peak is present, their 
right. Do not shave with an upwards motion. Positioning is 
unimportant as long as there is still hair present to either side 
of the cut. 


On the subject's right-hand side, cut an isosceles triangle . 
cm x . cmx . cmwith the non-base angle originating from 
the highest point of the ear, and the base oriented so that it is 


nearest as possible to the nape of the neck. 


Once the conditions given in Procedure Gamma-2944 are met, the 
wearer will gain conscious control over each hair follicle on their 
body. The abilities are proportional to how well the instructions were 
followed; a subject will have greater awareness and control over 
their abilities the lower the error in the procedure. Hairs being 
controlled by the subject show signs of increased flexibility and 
sensory input. Several test-subjects were capable of discerning the 
shape of objects simply by brushing them through fine body hair, 
without contacting the skin. In addition to being capable of 
undulating motions, the hair is also less receptive to static buildup. 
Users can no longer control follicles once they fall or are plucked 
out. 


Observed behaviors also include several unconscious actions; for 
example, if threatened, a subject's hair may become rigid and stand 
on end all over the body. Additionally, should a subject have need of 
an item and reach for it, hair up the arm and on the hand will subtly 
point towards the desired object. If a subject is cold, longer strands 
will weave together in simple patterns to preserve warmth. 


Longer strands are also capable of wrapping themselves around 
parts of the body, or performing multiple directional changes, though 
the complexity able to be achieved depends on the level of focus 
from the subject. Several D-class proved capable of such actions as 
pushing a button, flipping a light switch, and even holding lightweight 
objects with a lock of hair. A marked increase in arrector pili muscle 
mass is noted after a brief duration’, but does not account for the 
increased range of movement, or a subject's ability to bend hairs. 


The effects of SCP-2944 can last up to one week, depending on 
individual hair-growth rate, and the subject's abilities wane as hair 
grows back. Should Procedure Gamma-2944 be used consistently, 
however, the subject may experience their abilities as long as is 
permitted2. Should a subject possess SCP-2944 for a period of 
more than twelve consecutive days, signs of various forms of 
hypertrichosis begin to appear. These new hair growths also fall 
under the effects of SCP-2944. This symptom can last up to a year 
before dissipating when Procedure Gamma-2944 has been halted. 


Addendum 1: An on-going experiment by Dr. White has revealed 
that more anomalous abilities will manifest if SCP-2944 is 
maintained for long periods of time. As of / /14 / /15 the following 
symptoms and abilities have been recorded by Dr. White, who has 
hand-picked D-2944-17 as the test subject. Due to the long term 
nature and low priority of research on SCP-2944, only one D-Class 
has been allowed for observation. 


The following is an informal test log maintained by SCP-2944 
research staff, abridged to show notable dates. 


Open Test Log 


¢ D-2944-17, who possessed curly hair 
previous to the experiment, has begun 
to develop straight hair. Additionally, the 
subject was capable of making shorter 
hairs stand on end, and said hairs 
displayed remarkable resilience for, as 
determined by lab results, normal 
keratinous hair. D-2944-17 was capable 
of easily shrugging off light blows, 
thanks to his new layer of padding. Days 
since initial haircut: 23 


* Today, subject demonstrated the ability 
to make strands retain their shape, even 
after plucked, and has proven capable of 
picking the lock of his handcuffs with a 
bundle of it. Security measures have 
been updated accordingly. D-2944-17 
was reprimanded, as he failed to 
cooperate with guards. Days since initial 
haircut: 31 


Subject today revealed growth of hair 
from the palms of his hands and soles of 
his feet, as well as several other regions. 
These are not normal in subjects with 
hypertrichosis. Days since initial haircut: 
36 


* Subject performed delicate and precise 
tasks such as threading a needle and 
even writing with hairs dipped in ink. A 
slowly increasing force capable of being 
exerted by individual follicles has also 
been recorded. Days since initial haircut: 
50 


¢ D-2944-17 requested that one of his 
palms be shaved. The responsible 
assistant researcher declared that 
D-2944-17's hands were "sticky". A 
closer inspection showed that the 
subject had developed a secondary 
layer of hair, which was wiry, short, and 
curved, that allowed D-2944-17 to 
maintain a better grasp. These hairs 
were capable of changing shape at will, 
transforming from vertical to hooked. 
Days since initial haircut: 52 


During weekly Procedure Gamma-2944, 
D-2944-17 reported pain with each cut. 
Experiments following this discovered 
that the subject is capable of feeling 
pressure, pain, heat, cold, and texture 
with their hair. Days since initial haircut: 
74 


¢ Today, subject performed a pull-up, 
utilizing only the 30 cm bangs required 
by Procedure Gamma-2944. Also, the 
subject was able to propel himself 
forward on the floor while unclothed. As 
he lay face-down, D-2944-17 used his 
hair in a millipede-like motion to 
advance. Days since initial haircut: 89 


Subject, originally possessing black hair, 
was found with dark red hair this 
afternoon. When questioned, D-2944-17 


stated that he had figured out a way to 
manipulate the coloring of his hair. 
Melanin has been observed flowing 
abnormally freely when strands were 
examined through a microscope. Days 
since initial haircut: 96 


¢ Subject was found to be capable of 
clinging to and climbing upon rough 
surfaces, even sheer walls, thanks to the 
aforementioned growths. Testing has 
also determined that D-2944-17's hairs 
are more deeply rooted in the dermis, 
making the act of pulling them more 
difficult and painful. Days since initial 
haircut: 99 


¢ There was a containment breach this 
morning and D-2944-17 took the 
opportunity to attempt an escape. Agent 
Bernard was caught off guard and 
D-2944-17 punched him in the jaw. 
Agent Bernard suffered multiple pinprick 
puncture wounds, and it has been 
determined that erect follicles of hair had 
pierced his skin. The agent was knocked 
unconscious, but D-2944-17 was shot by 
guards stationed nearby. Days since 
initial haircut: 105 


The consequential autopsy revealed several points of 
interest. 


1. Several hours after expiration, D-2944-17's hair 
follicles also entered rigor-mortis-like state, 
suspending his body approximately an inch off of 
the operating table. 

2. Hair had clumped over the entry and exit wounds, 
likely to slow bleeding. 

3. While surgeon shaved the subject's chest for 
the initial incisions, he unintentionally cut 


D-2944-17 slightly to the left of the sternum, 
resulting in local hairs stabbing him in response. 
The hairs became again flaccid and unresponsive 
within two minutes. 

4. Subject's inner ear contained additional, longer 
hair cells of unknown function. 

5. Hairs had grown in several other cavities and 
canals, such as abnormally long cilia in the smaller 
intestine. Similar hair-like growths were also noted 
on the roof of the mouth and down the esophagus. 

6. Near the end of the procedure, D-2944-17 began 
to shed his hair, until all follicles had been 
displaced. Shed hair was found to be non- 
anomalous. 


* D-2944-17's corpse has been incinerated as per 
protocol. 


Notes On Discovery: SCP-2944 was discovered in the small village 
of , Panama, where a local barber was reported as a Person of 
Interest by a visiting government official. Pol-3564a refused to 
elaborate, even with specialized Foundation techniques, on the 
creation or discovery of the anomaly, though he did demonstrate the 
operation upon request. Pol-3564a was found to be benign, and was 
mostly cooperative, but was administered Class-E amnestics and 
relocated as a precaution. Residents of the town reported several 
rumors about the man, and were also administered amnestics on a 
case by case basis. 


Footnotes 

1. Approximately 24 hours after the completion of the haircut. 
2. Balding has shown to render the procedure impossible to 
complete. 


« SCP-2943 | SCP-2944 | SCP-2945 » 


SCP-2945: USB_ .0 


Item #: SCP-2945 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2945 is stored ina 
standard containment unit at Site-49. Testing with SCP-2945 is not 
to be authorized without express permission from Site-49 
administration. 


Description: SCP-2945 is a 4-port USB hub designed in a 
humanoid shape, similar to novelty USB products commonly 
manufactured for public sale. The object is blue in coloration and 
consists of 4 female A-type USB ports, which serve as the object's 
hands and feet, connected by adjustable appendages to a central 
torso. A cable ending in a male A-type USB connector is attached to 
SCP-2945's head to allow for connection to USB-compatible power 
sources. No branding or label is present on the object with the 
exception of small white text on the back of SCP-2945's torso 
reading: "USB .O (Beta)". 


SCP-2945's anomalous effects will occur only while in a powered 
state. When an external hardware device is plugged into any one of 
SCP-2945's USB ports, the individual doing so will exhibit one or a 
number of anomalous effects depending on the type of connected 
device and which of SCP-2945's extremities the device is plugged 
into. Multiple simultaneous effects have been proven possible if the 
individual connects more than one device to SCP-2945. The 
effect(s) last until the external device(s) are disconnected or 
SCP-2945 is disconnected from its power source. 


Testing of SCP-2945 was conducted on 12/23/20 shortly following 
its discovery. SCP-2945 was placed in a 5m x 5m x 3m testing 
chamber and connected via a 3 meter USB extension cable to a 
compatible power source within an observation room. Individual D- 
Class subjects were instructed to enter the chamber with a prepared 


electronic device which, when prompted by appointed Researcher 
Gittins, they were to plug into a designated port on SCP-2945. 


Subject External USB port 


device used 
D-6789, 45- Accolor inkjet Right hand 
year-old printer 
male (Test 
2945-01) 


D-9754, 21: A -brand Left foot 
year-old cell phone 
male (Test| charging 
2945-03) cable 
(Subject was 
also provided 
with 4 
rechargeable 
electronic 
devices but 
was ordered 
to not attach 
them to the 
charging 
cable.) 


Result Addendum 
Subject Subject's last 
exhibited the printed 

ability to images were