Problem: VIPs are often vulnerable to simple 
assassination attempts with small arms. No 
amount of bodyguards, ballistic protection, and 
preparation can stop every well-hidden would- 
be assassin with a rifle. Many of our customers 
are in sensitive positions, have powerful 
enemies, face internal tension in their own 
organization, or some combination of the 
three. A possible solution to this is compulsion. 
Many bodyguards of world leaders, such as 
Russia's Federal Protective Service, the 
United Kingdom's Household Cavalry, and the 
United States Secret Service are trained ina 
technique called 'catching the bullet’ - actively 
placing themselves between a possible bullet 
and their target. If a given bodyguard could be 
compelled to do this, thus guaranteeing the 
client's safety, that would be a very significant 
relief for some very powerful people with deep 
pockets. 


Solution: Personal, short-distance relativistic 
travel from [REDACTED] and the workable, 
albeit cryptic and incomplete information on 
psychic 'radar' recovered from GRU Division 
"P", could be combined into a man-portable 
protective system. With a little bit of ingenuity 
and advances in those two technologies, a 
system could be developed to move 
bodyguards in front of their VIP at hundreds of 
meters distance, guaranteeing the safety of 
the VIP. The technology is all there - near 
teleportation, projectile recognition, ballistic 
protection, 2 - it's just a matter of 
combining them. 


Business Case: The business case is quite 
simple - should this product come to market, 
there is simply nothing comparable. No other 
technology guarantees safety from an 
assassin with any projectile weapon. The 
wealthy and powerful are often paranoid. 
Nothing gives peace of mind like a guarantee 
of safety. 

The target market is the wealthy, powerful, and 
endangered, which fortunately is a very large 
market in our line of work. Marshall, Carter, 
and Dark Ltd would certainly be interested, 
both in using them internally to protect leading 
members, and also with intention to distribute. 
Last of all, such technology could be used to 
protect our own personnel. 


Use of Funding: | estimate a cost of 
[REDACTED] in development, and most of 
that will go toward experimentation with the 
unfortunately quite costly crystals from [DATA 
EXPUNGED] necessary for relativistic travel. 
Should we be able to perfect the near- 
teleportation, the only significant obstacle is 
making meaningful information from the "P" 
Division documentation and recreating their 
results. With additional research from other 
psychic initiatives here, that solution should 
come rather simply. The most important thing 
gained from the "P" division is proof of concept 
- this project would be significantly riskier 
relying on phenomena not yet discovered. 
Since it's only not well understood, it's only a 
matter of research and experimentation. 


Known Issues: A couple possible issues 
come to mind, but most of them are either 
irrelevant or can be mitigated with technology. 
The first primary issue is that people are not 
very durable - catching a pistol or intermediate 


caliber cartridge is certainly possible, but full 
rifle and AM cartridges will simply pass 
through a bodyguard and into the VIP. 
Engineers on were working on a project to 
increase human durability - if that technology 
could be perfected, that's our solution. The 
other significant issue is near-teleportation 
through materials - we haven't quite figured 
that out yet. Further research into that may 
resolved the problem entirely, but disallowing 
teleportation through materials would only hurt 
marketability slightly. Other issues are trivial. 
Trouble with bodily integrity and long-distance 
teleportation are not relevant, as distance 
teleported will be kept to a minimum. Any 
distaste on the users’ part can be kept quiet 
through strategic omission of information. 


+Document-2325-1 - Testing Logs, Series A - 
Projectile Testing 


Test 2325-A-1 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-3998 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-7230 (wearing SCP-2325-1), Agent 
(shooter) 

Parameters: Testing takes place in a 10 m by 
10 m testing chamber. D-7230 is sited two 
meters ahead and two meters right of D-3998, 
who is sited at the center of the right wall. 
Agent _ is sited at the opposite end of the 
room from D-3998 and instructed to shoot 
D-3998 with his service pistol. Both D-class 
were issued ballistic protection for the purpose 
of this test. 

Results: D-7320 jumps in front of D-3998, 
catching the bullet. D-7320 sustained minor 
injuries from blunt force trauma and falling on 
to the concrete floor. 

Conclusion: This was the baseline test. Floor 


padding added in future tests. 


Test 2325-A-2 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-7790 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-1738 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to A-1, except service 
pistol fired mechanically. 

Results: Identical results to test A-1. 
Conclusion: Sentient shooter not required for 
anomalous operation. 


Test 2325-A-3 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-8080 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-5523 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to A-2, except service 
pistol replaced with crossbow. 

Results: Identical results to test A-2. 
Conclusion: Further testing required to 
determine what constitutes a projectile that the 
SCP-2325 system recognizes. 


Test 2325-A-4 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-9900 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-10772 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to A-2, replacing service 
pistol with a lobbed baseball (15 m/s). 
Results: Anomalous events do not occur. 
D-9900 hit with baseball. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325 does not seem to 
recognize slow-moving projectiles. Researcher 
Ko has suggested that SCP-2325 has the 
capacity to recognize lethal and non-lethal 
projectiles, regardless of projectile velocity. 
See Test 2325-A-5 


Test 2325-A-5 
Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-9007 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 


D-1711 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to A-4, replacing 
baseball with a standard issue hand grenade. 
Results: D-1711 dives onto the grenade. 
Observers note that, based on D-1711's 
actions after landing on the grenade, diving 
onto the grenade was involuntary. D-1711 
receives the full force of the blast and dies 
several minutes later of his injuries. 
Conclusion: SCP-2325 has the capacity to 
distinguish between potentially lethal and 
nonlethal projectiles. Mechanism of recognition 
remains undetermined. Additionally, 
SCP-2325-1 operates regardless of user will. 


Test 2325-A-6 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-6536 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-1030 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Test area moved to 100 m by 
20 m range. Mechanically fired anti-materiel 
rifle placed opposite from D-6536. D-1030 is 
10 m in front of D-6356, and 5 m to the right. 
Results: D-1030 dives in front as soon as the 
rifle is fired, catching the bullet. D-1030 dies of 
significant internal damage. However, the 
bullet does not pass through the body and 
D-6536 remains unharmed. 

Conclusion: Wearers of SCP-2325-1 gain 
enough durability to stop the projectile, but not 
enough to guarantee survival. 


Test 2325-A-7 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-1800 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-2776 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Test identical to A-6, except AM- 
rifle replaced with an experimental coilgun, 
with projectile energy of 3.7 million J as 
opposed to 20,000 for anti materiel cartridges. 


Results: D-1800 appears to [DATA 
EXPUNGED] as soon as the coilgun fires. The 
slug liquefies D-2776, coating 18 sq meters, 
the viewing window, and D-1800 with organic 
material. Aside from severe psychological 
damage, D-1800 survives. Instance of 
SCP-2325-1 also survives. 

Conclusion: Wearers of SCP-2325-1 will be 
anomalously durable for purposes of stopping 
the projectile, but for all others is 
nonanomalous. 

Additional Notes: Research Assistant 

and three other observing researchers all 
requested class A amnestics and transfer to a 
different project. Request granted. D-1800 also 
given class B amnestics and transferred to a 
different project. 


+Document-2325-2 - Testing Logs, Series B - 
Obstacle Testing 


Test 2325-B-1 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-4509 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-3740 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to Test A-6, except AM 
rifle replaced with standard service rifle. 
D-4509 separated from D-3740 by a sheet of 
plywood 25mm thick. 

Results: D-3740 penetrates the plywood, 
successfully stopping the bullet. D-3740 
suffers injuries expected when hitting plywood 
in excess of m/s. D-3740 succumbs to 
injuries three hours later. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325-1 will force users to 
penetrate materials to place themselves 
between a projectile and the wearer of 
SCP-2325-2. 


Test 2325-B-2 


Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-4903 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-7837 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to Test B-1, replacing 
the wood with 5cm RHA. 

Results: D-7837 penetrates the metal, 
successfully stopping the bullet. D-7837 
suffers injuries expected when hitting steel in 
excess of | m/s, and died on impact, but his 
corpse successfully stops the bullet. 
Conclusion: No upper limit for material that 
can stop SCP-2325-1 wearers determined. 


Test 2325-B-3 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-2693 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-9555 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to Test B-1, replacing 
the wood with 1m reinforced concrete. 
Results: D-9555 penetrates the concrete, 
successfully stopping the bullet. D-9555 
suffers injuries expected when hitting concrete 
in excess of m/s, and died on impact, but 
his corpse successfully stops the bullet. 
Conclusion: No upper limit for material that 
can stop SCP-2325-1 wearers determined. 
This line of testing concluded until further 
notice. See Document-2325-5 - Testing Logs, 
Series E - SCP Cross-Testing. 


Test 2325-B-4 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-0870 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-5562 (wearing SCP-2325-1), D-10355 
(Interdictor) 

Parameters: Identical to Test B-1, replacing 
the wood with D-10355. 

Results: D-5562 passes through D-10355, 
successfully stopping the bullet. Both D-class 
are killed in collision. 


Conclusion: SCP-2325 system will pass 
through other people directly to block the 
projectile. 


+Document-2325-3 - Testing Logs, Series C - 
Distance Testing 


Test 2325-C-1 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-7699 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-11000 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Testing occurs in underground, 
2km by 2km testing facility at Area . Machine 
equipped with standard service rifle. D-11000 
fitted with an accelerometer, and sited 50 
meters from the line of sight between the firing 
platform and D-7699. Distance between firing 
platform and D-7699 is 100 meters. 

Results: D-11000's accelerometer exceeds 
4000m/s before malfunctioning. Accelerometer 
speeds inconsistent with Newtonian motion. 
Neither D-class suffer significant injuries. 
Conclusion: SCP-2325-1 do not obey the 
laws of standard physics, at least in terms of 
traveling from one point in space to another. It 
appears to be some kind of teleportation 
mechanism. Further testing recommended. 


Test 2325-C-2 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-8777 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-1980 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to C-1, except distance 
travel increased to 400m. 

Results: D-1980 intercepts bullet, successfully 
protecting D-8777. However, D-1980 suffers 
numerous health complications resulting in 
death several hours later. Autopsy revealed 
several anomalies, such as necrosis, organ 
fusion, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. D-1980 was 


as follows, “This is a package for best results using forceps. One, 
alone can enjoy the best” [sic]. Under the supervision of Dr. 
Whitehall, D-20883 was instructed to open the container and count 
the contents using tools included. D-20883 verbally expressed their 
incredulity at the tedium of the task but complied, counting one 
thousand (1000) grains of the solid. D-20883 subsequently 
instructed to consume one grain at a time and describe the flavor. 
Each of the 1000 grains was invariably described by D-20883 as 
“salty” or some variation thereof, despite requests for more detailed 
descriptions. When provided with water following the experiment, 
D-20883 voiced complaints that it tasted “salty”. Subject claimed that 
their symptoms persisted for all food or drink, regardless of 
composition, until their termination. All experiment materials were 
tested for anomalous compounds but only traces of ordinary table 
salt were found. 


Money entered: 1000 1-yen coins 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: One (1) white cardboard folding carton containing 
six (6) over-sized pharmaceutical blister-packs, (10x6.0x2.0 cm). 
Blister pack has a single “bubble” containing one (1) grey-brown 
cookie effigy of Dr. Whitehall. Each cookie appears to be in the 
shape of a cartoon scientist with identifiable but comically 
exaggerated features of Dr. Whitehall. The foil back of the blister 
packs are plainly labeled with “Dr. Tedious : No Fun for Human 
Consumption”. Item fed to a Rattus norvegicus, D-Class personnel 
and research assistant, in that order, (one at a time, with 
observation periods between tests). No negative effects were 
observed. Research assistant described it as “underwhelming, bland 
and boring.” Remaining packs were framed and kept in Dr. 
Whitehall’s laboratory for aesthetic/morale purposes. 


Money entered: 100 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: One (1) bag of "Doritos Atomic". Bag given to a 
D-Class after testing failed to show any form of radiation. Upon 
consumption, the D-Class began displaying a reaction between 
eating a highly spicy food and being burnt alive. Reaction lasted for 
a minute until the subject passed out of dehydration and extreme 


in normal health prior to testing. 

Conclusion: No distance cap found, but 
further distances reduce the structural integrity 
of organic matter that moves. 


Test 2325-C-3 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-6957 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-3334 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Replication of Test A-1, observer 
now equipped with high-speed camera. 
Results: Expected results. However, high- 
speed camera D-3334 vanishes and 
reappears in his new position at a speed of 
=~ 1G. 

Conclusion: Mechanism of movement 
established. SCP-2325-2 designates a point 
for the wearer of SCP-2325-1 to move to. 
SCP-2325-1 teleports them, but slowly, at 
least by teleportation standards - ~ .7c. 
Mechanics of this movement are still not 
understood. 


Test 2325-C-4 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-3665 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-2344 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 
Parameters: Identical to C-1, except distance 
travel increased to 2km. 

Results: D-2344 is obliterated except for a 
roughly 20cm by 20cm by 6cm torso section 
attached to SCP-2325-1 directly between 
D-8777 and the bullet. 

Conclusion: At distances > 2 km, and 
possibly less, SCP-2325 activation will be 
instantly lethal for SCP-2325-1 wearers. 


+Document-2325-4 - Testing Logs, Series D - 
Logic Testing 


Test 2325-D-1 


Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-6227 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-2239 (holding SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to Test A-2, except D- 
class now only holds instance of SCP-2325-1 
rather than wearing. 

Results: No anomalous effects. D-6227 hit 
with bullet. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325-1 must be worn to 
take effect. 


Test 2325-D-2 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-8996 (holding SCP-2325-2), 
D-7899 (wearing SCP-2325-1)