La slajguayk ioy'k jyf fi’ wflafaoyw yphylfgeeiriril 
yphyl pysi'uay foy irywwi'lw wfeeuafyk. AEsfyua 
ugwf ee yii'lfo i's vuageaflaay Izaak weelak La 
ydeayiriryk eef yiil ioi'uaz. 


Fi'keeil iogew yiil slauawf aozelay fi aevviril 


iooeef La'phy iryeeualyk. Gaareth oguaf olaw 
eeuayi seirirlalj ioolairy oy iogew ioi'uazlalj i'l ze 
lyio fiioyua. Izaak elk La aeeyiy fi’ olaw wlaky 
lal cel lalwfeelf; Izaak klaeejli'wyk olaw 
lalugualayw foyl fi'irk yiy fi’ wyf foy pi'ly. 
Yphyuailfolalj ioylf ioyirir, elk Gaareth woi'girk 
sgiriril uayai'phyua lal li’ flayiy. IZaak weelak La 
klak ji'i’k. 


Folaw iozew eel... lalfyuaywflalj keeil. IZaak 
weelak oy oeek foi'gjof i's wi'yiyfolalj lyio. 
Gwgeeiriril iooyl ioy fuayzef wi'yiyi'ly iolafo 
yii'uay wyphyuay lalugualayw, ioy jlaphy foyyi 
foy Piraeaz Kualalz yiladeyk iolafo 
wykzeflaphyw, pof laf feezyw wi'yiy flayiy fi’ ji’ 
lalfi' yssyaf, eelk ioy oeephy fi’ zyyv jlaphlalj laf 
fi' foyyi fouai'gjoi'gf foy vuai'aykguay. 


Wi' Izaak vuai'vi'wyk La kyirlaphyua foy 
yiyklaalaly pil plaflalj yiil veeflaylfw. 

Laf oi'lywfiril ai'lsirlaafyk iolafo iooeef oy ogek 
feegjof yiy vuayphlai'gwiril, pgf zeesfyua oy 
ydevireelalyk laf yizeky yii'uay wylwy. Las La 
aeel kyirlaphyua 2 wyieeirir eeyii'glf i's yil'uay 
ai'laylfuaeefyk yiyklaalaly wfuaeelajof fouai'gjo 
foy wzlal lalwfyeek i's iogelaflalj si'ua laf fi’ ji’ 
veewt foy wfi'yizeao, ioy ioi'girkl'f ozephy fi’ 
ioi'uauail eepi'gf foy eeyii'glf i's Kualalz ioy'k 
oeephy fi' jlaphy veeflaylfw. Ualajof li'io laf'w 
ugwf e foyi'uail. 


loyirir, foyi'uail vuai'phy! ualajof. Priia ageyiy lal 
iolafo wyphyuaeeir puai'zyl fi'yw. Woy ioeew ze 
plaf eevvuayoylwlaphy eepi'gf foy vuai'vi'weeir, 
pgf Izaak lalwlawfyk. Foy yiyklaalaly wfeeuafyk 
ioi'uazlalj eiryii'wf layiyiyklazefyiril. loocef 
ioi'girk'phy ogephy feezyl eel oi'gua fi'i'z fioylfil 
yilalgfyw. 


(The majority of the rest of the pages consist of new 
healing procedures Nao is learning, along with 


occasional aid given to various inhabitants. Nao 
accounts of how she is improving her abilities' accuracy/ 
speed, along with various medicinal formulas/mixtures 
she developed.) 


Transcript of book found within peacock statue. Translated 
from original documents written in A-12. 


This is Healer Nao. It's official, I'm no longer just an 
apprentice, so here's a new journal to mark a new 
chapter. | cannot believe the six years went by so quick. 
After Izaak gave the official release, | nearly cried. He's 
practically a father to me, and | plan on continuing to 
make him proud. 


Gaareth and Mindi are finishing the building for me. Ever 
since | helped Gaareth, those two have become close 
friends of mine. And not just them. It's wonderful having 
so many people that trust me. One of the greatest 
feelings you can have as a Healer. 


| should start writing down everything | need to move 
over. 


(Next four pages consist of a list supplies and various books.) 


| haven't written in here for a week. Moving everything 
took a lot of work. Thanks again to Gaareth and Izaak for 
their help! 


Jasst and Li'ra came to visit me today. They said they've 
missed my company back in the gardens and weaving 
rooms. I'm sorry! But they said they're happy for me, and 
they even brought me some roses and fabrics. For when 
| have spare time and feel like sewing again they said. 
Thanks! 


(The next six pages consist of logs detailing items Nao and her 


customers exchanged with each other. Nao also remarks on how 
she needs extra helpers in her shop.) 


Writing again. As much as | love being a Healer, I've 
been getting tired this last quarter. Izaak visits now and 
then, and my friends try and help whenever they can, but 
it's still mostly just me working. And... I'm small. Spiders 
can only move so much at a time. I'm going to go ask 
Scholar Dii'anna if she can help me in anyway. Her 
Nature Crafting is second to none, and the dancing 
sunflowers she sent have given me an idea. 


What a relief. Dii'ana was more than willing to help, and | 
now have twelve of my personal assistants. Ninety-six 
more legs around the shop, and Dii'ana designed them 
beautifully. The large roses on the back are a particularly 
nice touch. They can even make strings like me! I'll have 
to start showing them my techniques. 


It looks like the thorns are just as good for medicine 
injections. | had to remove quite a few to avoid 
unnecessary pricking, but none of them minded it. 


What a surprise | got this morning! My rose spiders can 
reproduce! | found a pile of seeds in between two of 
them when | woke up. | planted a few of them; going to 
save the rest for when | need them more. 


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Folaw law Oyeeiryua Nao. Laf'w i'sslaalaeeir, 
La'yi li’ iri'ljyua ugwf eel eevvuaylflaay, wi' 
oyuay'w e lyio ui'gualeeir fi’ yiaeuaz ee lyio 
aozevfyua. La aeelli'f pyirlayphy foy wlade 
ilyeeuaw ioylf pil wi' knglaaz. AEsfyua Izaak 
jeephy foy i'sslaalaeeir uayiryzewy, La lyeeuairil 
aualayk. Oy'w vuaezaflaaeeiriril ee seefoyua fi’ 
yiy, elk La vireel i'l ai'lflalglalj fi’ yizezy olayi 
vuai'gk. 


Gaareth elk Mindi gzeuay slallawolalj foy 
pglairklalj si'ua yiy. Yphyua wlalay La oyirvyk 
Gaareth, foi'wy fioi’ ozephy pyai'yiy airi‘wy 
sualaylkw i's yilaly. AEIk lif ugwf foyyi. Laf'w 
ioi' lkyuasgir oeephialj wi' yieelil vyi'viry fogef 
fuagwf yiy. I'ly i's foy juayeefywf syyirlaljw ili'g 
aeel ozephy cew e Oyeeiryua. 


La woi'girk wfeeuaf ioualaflalj ki'iol 
yphyuailfolalj La lyyk fi’ yii’phy i‘phyua. 


(Next four pages consist of a list supplies and various 
books.) 


La oeephy!'f ioualaftfyl lal oyuay si'ua @ ioyyz. 
Yii'phlalj yphyuailfolalj fi'i'z 2 iri'f i's ioi'uaz. 
Foeelzw egjeelal fi' Gaareth elk Izaak si'ua 
foylaua oyirv! 


Jasst eelk Li'ra aeeyiy fi’ phlawlaf yiy fi’keeil. 
Foyil weelak foyil'phy yilawwyk yiil ai'yiveelil 
peeaz lal foy jeeuakylw elk ioyeephialj uai'i'yiw. 
La'yi wi'uauail! Pgf foyil weelak foyil'uay oeevvil 
si'ua yiy, elk foyil yphyl puai'gjof yiy wi'yiy 
uai'wyw eelk seepualaaw. Si'ua iooyl La ozephy 
wveeuay flayiy elk syyir irlazy wyiolalj eejzelal 
foyil weelak. Foeelzw! 


(The next six pages consist of logs detailing items Nao 
and her customers exchanged with each other. Nao also 
remarks on how she needs extra helpers in her shop.) 


loualaflalj eejeelal. AEw yigao ew La iri'phy 
pylalj gz Oyeeiryua, La'phy pyyl jyfflalj flauayk 
folaw ireewf khgzeuafyua. Izaak phlawlafw li'io 
eelk foyl, elk yiil sualaylkw fuail eelk oyirv 
iooylyphyua foyil azel, pgf laf'w wflairir yii'wfiril 
ugwf yiy ioi'uazlalj. AEIk... La'yi wyieeirir. 
Wvlakyuaw aeel i'liril yii’phy wi' yigao eef ee 
flayiy. La'yi ji'lalj fi ji' eewz Waoi'irzeua Dii'ana 
las woy aeel oyirv yiy lal eeliliogeil. Oyua 


Given experiments in Log- , [REDACTED] seems more likely. 


After approximately 34 hours, all sentient organisms released from 
the can will undergo [DATA EXPUNGED]. All sentient organisms 
should be terminated before this occurs. This does not apply to non- 
sentient plant materials. 


The item was brought to the attention of Foundation personnel on 
February ist, 19 , via a news report of a bizarre event in a small 

town. Sgt. Michael had arrived home after participating in 
[REDACTED]. His mother reported that he expressed a desire to eat 
some canned beef, which he acquired, and then produced a can 
opener from his pocket, saying he had acquired it as ‘spoils of war’, 
and proceeded to use it to open up the can. Upon fully opening it, a 

-kg heifer crushed him to death. Agent _, who had been 

investigating a separate incident at the time, immediately 
responded. Upon arriving at the scene and conducting interviews, 
he soon came to the conclusion the can opener was responsible 
and confiscated it, replacing it with a facsimile. The original has 
been at Site- ever since, with the exception of a single [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


The heifer that was released eventually underwent [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. The event and its subsequent cleanup was covered- 
up asa missile strike. 


Addendum: 


On July 5,19 ,Dr. attempted to open a can of pork in Site- 's 
break room, unwittingly using SCP-344. The can's abilities 
manifested, and Dr. _ was killed instantly by crushing. While an 
investigation was launched, it was never determined who placed 
SCP-344 in the break room. To prevent further ‘practical joking’, 
SCP-344 was moved from low-security lockers to mid-security ones, 
and its password changed weekly instead of monthly. 


TEST LOG: SCP-344 [PARTIAL] 


TEST: SCP-344-T5 
ITEM: Canof - tuna meat 


Leefguay Auazesflalj law wyai'lk fi’ li'ly, aelk foy 
keelalalj wglsiri'ioyuaw woy wylf oeephy jlaphy! 
yiy eel lakyee. 


looeef ee uayirlays. Dii'ana iozew yii'uay foeel 
iolairirlalj fi’ oyirv, elk La li'io oeephy fioyirphy 
i's yiil vyuawi'leeir eewwlawfeelfw. Llalyfilwlade 
yii'uay iryjw eeuai'glk foy woi'v, elk Dii'ana 
kywlajlyk foyyi pyeegflasgiriril. Foy iraeuajy 
uai'wyw i'l foy peeaz aeuay ee 
veeuaflaagireeuairil llaay fi'gao. Foyil agel yphy! 
yizezy wfualaljw irlazy yiy! La'irir ogephy fi' 
wfeeuaf woi'iolalj foyyi yiil fyaollakhgyw. 


Laf iri'i'zw irlazy foy foi'ualw eeuay ugwf zw 
ji’k si'ua yiyklaalaly laluyaflai'lw. La oeek fi’ 
uayyii'phy khglafy ee syio fi’ zephi'lak 
gllyaywweeuail vualaazlalj, pgf li'ly i's foyyi 
yilalkyk laf. 


looeef ce wguavualawy La ji'f folaw yii'uallalj! 
Yiil uai'wy wvlakyuaw aeel uayvuai'kgay! La 
si'glk e vlairy i's wyykw lal pyfioyyl fioi’ i's foyyi 
iooyl La ioi'zy gv. La vireelfyk 2 syio i's foyyi; 
ji'lalj fi waephy foy uaywf si'ua iooyl La lyyk 
foyyi yii'uay. 


The following translation was obtained from a spider statue 
found within the innermost circle of SCP-2905 on February 16, 
2001. Translated from original A-12. 


Note: Personnel initially uncovered a statue of a hyena within the 
plants of the innermost ring, but attempts to retrieve it were met with 
significant hostility from SCP-2905-2; SCP-2905-2 from the 
thirteenth and twelfth rings also moved in to the fourteenth ring in an 
attempt to keep the personnel from taking the statue. Eventually, 
SCP-2905-2 took the statue back, but brought out the spider statue 
now in Foundation custody. Said statue was taken without 
SCP-2905-2 interference; an explanation for this behavior is still 
being discussed. 


Everything's been destroyed. It's snowing. It's so cold. 
My building has been burned down. Everyone wanted 
the medicines | had stored. I've been in hiding for 
eighteen days, | think. | managed to save seven of my 
journals!, a dozen different herbs, and a dozen different 
medicines. Oh, also the seeds of the rose spiders I've 
been saving. Six of the original generation are with me; 
the rest were caught up in the fire. 


What happened? | knew there was going to be a 
celebration for the completion of the new world. | didn't 
go. I'm not much of a partier. Jasst and Li'ra were with 
me in the shop. Suddenly we heard yelling outside. 
There was smoke in the distance, and roaring too. We 
got scared and locked everything. 


We waited a few days before going outside again. The 
streets were empty. We saw blood on some of the 
buildings nearby. What's going on? 


We spent the next twenty days without seeing anyone. 
The snow started falling twelve days in. The ground was 
covered within a night. Jasst started to complain of 
stomach pains. None of the medicines we gave her 
helped. 


Li'ra's beginning to have stomachaches too. | can't figure 
out a remedy. 


We saw someone else for the first time in forty-five days. 
Gi'lan was outside our door with his wings torn off and a 
huge bite mark in his side. We did our best but the bone 
damage was too severe. He's gone. We buried him 
outside. But he told us what was going on before he 
passed. | can't believe it. 


That's why Jasst and Li'ra are in pain. They're beginning 
to starve. Maker, why did you do this to us? Make us 
need to eat? Eat each other? I've seen Master 
Frederick's words, Suiward's and Sari's pleas. None of it 


makes any sense! What am | supposed to do? This is 
wrong. So, so wrong. | would never | could never hurt 
someone! What would Izaak say if | harmed instead of 
healed? 


A few days passed, and then we heard sounds of 
fighting. Pained cries, crashing, it was horrible. Being the 
Healer | am | dared to go outside and see who was 
getting hurt.| knew had occasional arguments, but 
nothing like what | saw. 


When | opened the door, there was blood all over the 
snow. Mindi was on the ground, with half of her face 
missing. Joor'ra and Helion were EATING her. Joor'ra 
saw me and flew into the room. He snatched up Li'ra. 
Oh, Maker. Li'ra's DEAD. SHES DEAD. SHES DEAD 
SHES DEAD. The rose spiders pounced onto him and 
jabbed him with all sorts of drugs. | just screamed. By the 
time they crawled off, Joor'ra was a bloody mess full of 
holes. 


Then Helion came in. We looked at each other for a split 
second before | grabbed everything | could while the 
rose spiders kept him from getting near me. Wrapped it 
all up then sprinted out the door while Helion was still 
struggling. The last thing | saw looking back was smoke 
beginning to pour out of the windows. 


I'm starting to get hungry too. But | think | can bear ita 
little longer. I'm not eating anyone yet, right? I'll be fine. 


You'll be fine, Nao. You'll be fine, Nao. You'll be fine, 
Nao. 


Izaak. Izaak, where are you? Help me. Help me help me 
help me help me. 


| tried eating some of the rose spider seeds. It hurt. | 
don't think | can handle this kind of food. 


I'm not going to eat anyone. But | can't eat anything else 


either. Plants hurt. Seeds hurt. Crops hurt. What am | 
supposed to do? 


I'm dying. I'm too hungry to move. | guess in the end | 
couldn't make myself better. 


Izaak came to me. Thank you. THANK YOU. 


But he's hurt. He's hurt really bad. He's missing a leg. | 
was able to disinfect and close the stump but there's no 
hope in getting it back completely. 


Izaak told me | have to find food for myself. | told him | 
refused. He told me to not be stupid. He told me that 
Healers can't do anything right now. Those words hurt. 
They still hurt. 


He looked scared. He told me | had to leave. When | 
asked him why he broke down and said he made 
something he shouldn't have. He showed me a black fruit 
and told me to bring out my supplies. | don't know what 
he did, but he mixed the fruit's juices and some of the 
other medicines together. He gave the new mixture to 
me and told me it would help me eat better. | asked him 
what we were going to do. Izaak sighed and said he had 
nothing to do with me any more. That he didn't deserve 
to be called a Healer. After that | fell asleep again. When 
| woke up Izaak was gone. 


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Yphyuailfolalj'w pyyl kywfuai'ilyk. Laf'w 
wii'iolalj. Laf'w wi' ai'irk. Yiil pglairklalj ogew pyy! 
pgualyk ki'iol. Yphyuaili'ly ioeelfyk foy 
yiyklaalalyw La oeek wfi'uayk. La'phy pyy! lal 
olaklalj si'ua ylajofyyl keeilw, La folalz. La 
yizeleejyk fi' weephy wyphyl i's yiil ui'gualeeirw, 
ee ki'xuyl klassyuaylf oyuapw, eelk 2 ki'xuyl 
klassyuaylf yiyklaalalyw. l'o, eeirwi' foy wyykw 
i's foy uai'wy wvlakyuaw La'phy pyyl weephlalj. 


Wlade i's foy i‘ualajlaleeir jylyuazeflai'l aeuay 
iolafo yiy; foy uaywf ioyuay aeegjof gv lal foy 
slauay. 


looeef ozevvylyk La zlyio foyuay iogew ji'lalj fi' 
py @ ayirypuaeeflai'l si'ua foy ai'yiviryflai'l i's foy 
lyio ioi'uairk. La klak'f ji’. La'yi li'f yigao i's e 
veeuaflayua. Jasst elk Li'ra ioyuay iolafo yiy lal 
foy woi'v. Wgkkyliril ioy oygeuak ilyirirlalj 
i'gfwlaky. Foyuay iogew wyii'zy lal foy 
klawfeelay, eelk uai'eeualalj fi'i’. loy ji'f wageuayk 
eelk iri'azyk yphyuailfolalj. 


loy ioeelafyk ee syio keeilw pysi'uay ji'lalj 
i'gfwlaky eejeelal. Foy wfuayyfw ioyuay yyivfil. 
loy weeio piri'i'k i'l wi'yiy foy pglairklaljw 
lyeeuapil. loogef'w ji'lalj i'l