implantation of memetic compulsions to further reduce this risk. An 
abridged log of testing follows. 


TEST 3 


Request: Breakfast. 
Result: A bowl of creamed corn, with gluten-free toast. 


Notably, subject has coeliac disease, which prevents 
safe digestion of gluten. 


TEST 9 


Request: Dessert. 


Result: A bowl of cold creamed corn, served with a 
scoop of vanilla ice cream. 


TEST 11 


Request: A cup of coffee. 


Result: A cup of hot creamed corn, covered with milk. 


TEST 21 


Request: Twenty dollars in U.S. legal tender. 


Result: A bill of unknown worth that had been damaged 
beyond legibility by submersion in creamed corn. 
Degradation of ink due to liquid damage made it 
impossible to verify the bill's legal value. 


TEST 35 


Request: Something that isn't creamed corn. 


Result: Creamed corn replaced Researcher 
Dakshinamurthy's provided food rations. Subject 
reported it tasted ‘bitter’. 


TEST 43 


Request: A car. 


Result: The fuel tank of the subject's Prius was filled 
with approximately 39 liters of highly pressurised 


creamed corn, a replacement which was only discovered 
when she attempted to start it. 


Management declined her request for reimbursement. 


TEST 58 


Request: A dog. 


Result: The cadaver of a Golden Retriever. Cause of 
death identified to be asphyxiation due to large amounts 
of creamed corn lodged in its airways. 


TEST 71 


Request: The location of Pol-1928, an escaped captive. 


Result: After an anonymous tip was left on Researcher 
Dakshinamurthy's voicemail, Foundation agents found 
Pol-1928 dead in his room at the Astoria Motel 6. 
Bruising on his neck indicated he was strangled to death 
by an unknown assailant; autopsy indicated his stomach 
had been filled with 23 liters of creamed corn. 


Notably, creamed corn residue was found leading back 
to the drainpipe of the bathroom. 


TEST 99 


Request: That SCP-682 be terminated. 


Result: See Post-Breach Report: Structural Integrity of 
Site-19's Interior Following Corn Manifestation Incident’. 


TEST 100 


Notes: Subject was heard reciting Confiteor as 
anomalous effects took place. The stigmata healed over 
the course of the next three days. 


Test Subject's Religion: Roman Catholicism 
(Sedevacantist) 

Duration: 5 Minutes 

Results: Water transmuted into mixture of olive oil and 
balsam, consistent with the Chrism oil employed in 
various Catholic rituals. No overt anomalous effects 
observed. 

Notes: Post-test interview indicated that the subject 
accepted the current Pope as rightful Pontifex Maximus. 


Test Subject's Religion: Pentecostal 

Duration: 11 Minutes 

Results: Water transmuted into pasteurized grape juice. 
Subject began exhibiting glossolalia. Subject displayed 
xenoglossy in the post-test interview. 

Notes: Subject made the following requests: 


* Access to Site-36's Sickbay. 
* Access to any "demonic" entities housed on-site. 
¢ A pet snake. 


Requests denied. 


Test Subject's Religion: Hasidic Judaism 
Duration: 60 minutes 

Results: Testing was aborted after failure to produce 
anomalous results. Subject vehemently denied any 
change in behavior or mindset. 

Notes: Kant counters measured a % increase in 
ambient hume levels. Further testing warranted. 


Test Subject's Religion: Broken Church 

Duration: 13 Minutes 

Results: Water transmuted into machine oil. Subject 
began manifesting symptoms of SCP-217 infection. 
Notes: Subject was placed under quarantine. Within 48 
hours, the SCP-217 infection present in its system had 


Request: A bowl of creamed corn. 


Result: A plastic tray containing a bowl of creamed corn, 
a stainless-steel spoon and a ‘Get Well Soon' card 
addressed to Researcher Dakshinamurthy. 


Supervising agent Delwick sustained minor first-degree 
burns to the face during an attempt to secure the 
subject's cooperation. The subject refused all 
subsequent requests to consume the creamed corn. 


Footnotes 
1. Notably, SCP-1846was unharmed in the breach. 


SCP-3671: A very angry box of cereal 


Item #: SCP-3671 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3671 is to be stored ona 
labelled shelf in the Site-19 break room. Personnel are free to eat 
from its contents. SCP-3671's appearance and contents are to be 
photographed and documented daily. 


Update: Following Incident 2018-03-13, SCP-3671 is to be stored in 
a medium-security storage locker in Site 19, storage wing K-14. Its 
appearance and contents are to be photographed and documented 
daily, and any harmful substances within disposed of appropriately. 


Description: SCP-3671 is a standard-size, generic brand cereal 
box. Each day, at 6:30 AM local time, a new plastic bag of cereal 
objects will manifest inside it, replacing the previous bag and its 
contents if they have not been removed. Its packaging will also 
change to match the new contents. 


As of Incident 2018-03-13, SCP-3671 is believed to be sapient, and 
aware to an extent of its surroundings. 


Records of SCP-3671's appearance and content: 
+ Records Log 


Date: 2018-02-22 

Label: Strawberry Squares 

Contents: Square wheat pieces, pink in colour 
and strawberry flavoured. 

Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-03-05 
Label: Bacon Blast 


Contents: Bacon-flavoured corn puffs. Taste 
was described as "unusual, but not 
unpleasant." 

Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-03-12 

Label: Choco Chunks 

Contents: Granola pieces covered in milk 
chocolate. 

Notes: Dr. Frank Wright accidentally tore the 
box while removing the plastic bag inside. 


Date: 2018-03-13 

Label: Fuck you. | give you cereal every single 
day and this is how you repay me? 

Contents: Razor blades. 

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-3671 
manifesting non-food objects. 


Date: 2018-03-15 

Label: Seriously man, you're an ass. The least 
you could do is apologize. 

Contents: Assorted push pins and tacks. 
Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-03-20 

Label: What do you call a box of grains that 
goes on akilling spree because somebody 
couldn't be bothered to open it carefully? 

A cereal killer 

Seriously though, | hate you. 

Contents: Bullets of various calibers. 
Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-03-25 

Label: Alright, I'm tired of ranting at you guys. 
Accidents happen, even if you could have 
dealt with this one better. What do you say we 
go back to being friends? 

Contents: Corn flakes. Testing revealed them 
to contain lethal amounts of cyanide. 


Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-03-26 

Label: Shit, | was sure you'd fall for that one. 
| still hate you, by the way. 

Contents: Pieces of military-grade plastic 
explosive. 

Notes: N/A 


Date: 2018-04-02 

Label: | will murder you, Frank. | will find out 
where you live and | will slit your goddamn 
throat while you sleep. You will pay for what do 
you did to me, just you wait. 

Contents: Various human teeth. Found to 
match those of Dr. Wright in both shape and 
genetic material. 

Notes: Dr. Wright requested, and was 
granted, a security detail. However, SCP-3671 
is currently not believed to be capable of 
acting upon the threats given. 


SCP-3672: Why are there so many songs about 
rainbows? 


Item #: SCP-3672 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All and any possible 
information concerning Pol-365 is to be filtered by Protocol 3672- 
Lamech, and data deemed relevant is to be sent to the two extant 
teams of researchers at both Site-102 and Reliquary Site- . The full 
contents of Protocol 3672-Lamech are not to be made available to 
both teams at any time. 


Description: SCP-3672 is a phenomenon centered around an 
individual known as Michael Scrivener, designated Pol-365. 
Through an isolated CK-class reality restructuring scenario almost 
all information concerning Scrivener, save some limited information 
compiled by the Foundation and similar organizations beforehand, 
has been erased from history and historical record. 


What limited extant information indicates is that Scrivener was male, 
Catholic (see Addendum-1) and worked as a puppeteer for primarily 
motion pictures, typically working with full body puppets. What 
limited information exists indicates that he was most notably 
employed to perform the character Sweetums in the 1979 film The 
Muppet Movie, filling in for Richard Hunt. Hunt later provided the 
voice of the character. He also is recorded to have puppeteered in 
other films by the Jim Henson Associates company, such as the 
1982 film The Dark Crystal, the 1984 film The Muppets Take 
Manhattan, and the 1986 film Labyrinth, where he possibly potrayed 
the character Ludo. He was probably dismissed from the Jim 
Henson Associates company that year, and appeared as a 
Sasquatch type creature in the 1987 film Harry and The 
Hendersons, followed by numerous unknown commercials. Several 
charities reported large donation from Scrivener at this time, but 


which charities these are or were is unknown. 


In early 1995, Scrivener was reported missing, and later that year 
Foundation Hume counters briefly recorded a CK-Class reality 
altering scenario, which lasted 1.5 seconds. Following which, 
evidence concerning his life and career were completely erased. 
Private and public memory of Scrivener has been altered, and no 
possessions or accounts can be traced to him. The roles of his that 
can be verified within 75% probability have been performed by 
Richard Hunt, Ron Mueck, and Kevin Peter Hall. 


The Foundation became aware of SCP-3672 when the backup 
DEEPWELL database of stored public information reported several 
broken or false uploads following the event. 


Addendum: There currently exists only one piece of evidence for 
Scrivener's existence, pre-SCP-3672 and outside Foundation 
DEEPWELL servers. A damaged handwritten note was located ina 
drawer inside St. Teresa of the Child Jesus Roman Catholic Church 
in Borehamwood, England. 


Father Hallick 


[ILLEGIBLE] and yet | grow joyous and filled with fear at 
what is meant to come. | cannot see you in person due 
to the circumstances, but | have been told that my 
[ILLEGIBLE] means [DAMAGED] is happening again 
and what is in Genesis 5:24 is that [DAMAGED]. | ask for 
forgiveness, and | request a prayer for strength that | 
may walk in the steps of the light and fulfill the Twelve 
Steps of Pity unto Him. [DAMAGED] is with [ILLEGIBLE] 
now. | am regretful for my sins and | hope | have done 
enough with my life. | wish to be absolved. 


If you are aware of [DAMAGED], look to the future. 
I'll let Jim Henson know I'm sorry. 
M. Scrivener 1995 


The implications of this note are complex and unclear, and research 


is pending. 


SCP-3675: The Void Called 


WARNIN 


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Edited portions are marked in blue for ease of access. 


Item #: SCP-3675 
Object Class: {FIELD LEFT BLANK} 
> FILESERV:: ~/3675/History 


Original: 
| Object Class: Keter 


Comments: 


Why do we fear death? 


Death can be a storm, a hail of black rain, a flurry of p 
something to be endlessly staved off and battled until th 
When you are close to the end, it is a peaceful nightfall the 
death is a law of nature, nothing more. 


Why do you fear death? It cannot be the fear of the unk 
logic — by all reason — there is something you sense i 


your reasoning, inevitable and great. You see death as 
much greater. 


But once | reached it, | understood. Listen closely for som 


Confirm or decline edits? 
> decline 


Edits have been discarded. 


Special Containment Procedures: All research and information 
distributed about SCP-3675 or their properties must be localized to 
the designated Site in which experiments are to take place. The 
existence of this file and associated data should not be published 
outside of this local network, except on a need-to-know basis by 
personnel of level 4 clearance or higher. Due to the physical nature 
of SCP-3675, no actions or direct containment protocols are to be 
implemented at this time. 


To safeguard against possible cognitohazardous effects, staff 
performing regular research on SCP-3675 or who regularly have 
thoughts concerning SCP-3675 must undergo monthly psychological 
screenings. Members of the SCP-3675 project should not believe in 
an afterlife, possess any mental illnesses, or have been given 
DAMMERUNG clearance at any point in their employment within the 
Foundation. Personnel with a cognitive resistance value (CRV) of 
lower than 15 are prohibited from performing experiments or 
technical studies that involve the detection, manipulation, or analysis 
of SCP-3675 entities. 


Autonomic Analysis and Response System 821 (AARS821) is 
responsible for analyzing all Foundation documentation for 
SCP-3675-1 infection vectors. If SCP-3675-1 infection is identified, 
the affected documents are to be removed from the rest of the 
Foundation database and manually cleansed of activation vectors. 
An automated notice is sent to the corresponding project head with 
appropriate containment instructions. Mobile Task Force Psi-10 
("Maslow's Motivators") is tasked with identifying the rate and extent 
of SCP-3675-1 infections/activations and reducing them across 


global communication networks. 


Protocol 540-Meriden must be carried out weekly in order to ensure 
that a 3675-Abgrund event does not take place. In the event that 
Protocol 540-Meriden fails or becomes ineffective, countermemes 
will be disseminated through information distribution networks, and 
Contingency Omicron-Eclipse enacted (see Document 540-A, O5 
clearance only). If more than 50% of the human population dies due 
to a 3675-Abgrund event, and countermeasures cannot be 
developed, we will all be together. Protocol 540-Meriden is detailed 
in Addendum 3675.1. 


> FILESERV:: ~/3675/History 
Original: 
...and countermeasures cannot be developed, the Ganyr 


of a fungal kill agent in the atmosphere. scPp-—2000 
Contingency Omicron-Eclipse). Protocol 540-Meriden is 


Comments: 


If | can describe death in a few words, | would say it is the 


Yet | witnessed death with my very eyes — and when it c 
life were finally coming to a close, and my fear was unf 
sleep. | cannot describe that state as darkness; it was a pl 


Before | could even realize it, the dream was broken like 
nothing could see it and nothing could put it back togeth 
myself among hundreds of billions, pinpricks of light in a 
there were still many eternities more to come. 


Confirm or decline edits? 
> decline 


Edits have been discarded. 


been rendered inert. Subject transferred to Site-234 for 
further study. 


Test Subject's Religion: Cogwork Orthodox 
Duration: 14 Minutes 

Results: Water transmuted into machine oil. Subject 
proceeded to transform into metallic, ovoid object 
bearing numerous markings on the surface. 

Notes: Resultant object pending classification as an 
instance of SCP-1564. 


Test Subject's Religion: Maxwellism 

Duration: 15 minutes 

Results: Water transmuted into thermal adhesive. 
Testing terminated as subject began complaining about 
a "splitting headache". Analysis indicates that part of 
subject's brain had been replaced with cybernetics 
inconsistent with standard Maxwellist augments. 
Notes: Subject claims to have experienced a 
continuation of "The Signal", a hallucinatory vision all 
Maxwellists experience after undergoing implantation of 
their first augments. In this vision, [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Test Subject's Religion: Neo-Sarkicism 

Duration: 30 Minutes