Research Assistant Corbette: Of course! But now onto a much 
looked forward to event, wrestling. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Sadly, Able can't participate in this event 
because of the incident last year when he broke 72% of Wrench 

of the Church of the Broken God's body. | would make a joke 
right now, but the poor guy is still being treated. 


Research Assistant Corbette: So instead we were able to get 682 
to participate! Of course, he originally declined the offer, but after 
[static for approximately 30 seconds] -appy to join in. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Under current regulations, 682 is forced to 
remain at 32% of his original size so that other participants can have 
a chance, but thanks to some convincing on the Foundation's part, 
he was glad to oblige. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Well, let's just hope that acid was 
strong enough. Also participating is Agent of the Chaos 
Insurgency, Madame of Dark Limited, and SCP-096. 


"Redacted" Pagan:|t seems the Madame is dressing up in some 
sort of suit... Agent as well, do you have any information on 
these, Salman? 


Research Assistant Corbette: I'm just getting information that the 
two were previously professional wrestlers. Sweet Tooth and The 
Crushnugget, respectively. Thankfully 682 has also been trained in 
wrestling. If you look now you can see them placing a Luchadore 
mask on his partially dissolved head. 


"Redacted" Pagan: What a small world we live in, indeed. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Of course, we can’t have 096 
showing his face, and so he’s wearing SCP-035 with pride, along 
with SCP-619-J. Apparently we are “piling on every SCP we can to 


them. 


Addendum SCP-793:XOJ1: REGARDING SITE DEMOLITION OF 


SCP-793 VIA 
As suggested by Dr. William Hunt and Chong Meng, Ph. D. 


Date/Time: [DATA EXPUNGED] 


The Medicinal Center, otherwise known as the 
residence of the infamous SCP-793 specimen, was 
subject to the possibility of sterilization. Proposals 
generally suggested a wide variety of explosive 
materials, typically -based compounds. Controversy 
over the destruction of Euclid-class specimens has 
always been a major topic of discussion within the 
Foundation. The general consensus about the 
termination of SCP-793 is one of concern: most 
Foundation personnel suggest the continued 
containment of SCP-793, despite continued controversy 
over the topic. The details for the defense of continued 
containment procedures are as follows: 


A) SCP-793 really poses no real threat. No permanent 
death has occurred from the actions of the ghost 
trypanosomiasis. 

B) The hospital's architectural structure appears to be 
continually sturdy and shows no signs of serious decay, 
suggesting structural invulnerability. We don't think this 
should be tested, at least not yet. 

C) As reference to the consensus, we have no 
knowledge of what would happen on attempted 
destruction of the hospital. 

D) Angering of the close-by tribes in the area. 


We also would like to discuss possible reclassification of 
SCP-793 from "Euclid" to "Safe". 


Addendum SCP-793:0R51: REGARDING ZONE OF DENIAL 


FLUCTUATION 
Reported by Mark Fulu via E-Mail, edited for better comprehension. 1 


kill that fucking lizard”. 


"Redacted" Pagan: So...what happens if that Abomination we’ve 
built wins? 


Research Assistant Corbette: “We'll nuke the fucker”. The fucker 
being the abomination, | believe. 


”Redacted” Pagan: That’s an order from Site Command? 


Research Assistant Corbette: That’s an order from the referee, 
who looks quite scared right now. 


”Redacted” Pagan: Wish | could get a headset like that. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Well Pagan, being a Research 
Assistant does have its benefits. Perhaps one day they'll promote 
me and I'll get an actual chair. 


”Redacted” Pagan: Well, I’m fine being a [static for 12 seconds] but 
back to the current subject: This is going to be an interesting, if not 
blindingly horrifying match! The participants are geared up and 
ready to go. Who do you have your money set on this match, 
Corbette? 


Research Assistant Corbette: I'm gonna have to go with 682 
myself, since it’s so hard to destroy. (Pause) Apparently 682 prefers 
to go by the name El Reptilioso in this state, and we'll be referring to 
him as that for the rest of the event. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Because of the late entry of 96, the two 
Foundation entrants will face each other, with Sweet Tooth and 
Crushnugget in their own match. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Our first match will be 96 vs. El 
Reptilioso, who are stepping into the ring now. 96 and/or 35 appears 
to be shouting about the blood of his forefathers, while El Reptiloso 
is growling loudly. The referee steps into the ring and the bell is 
rung. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And... | can't believe how fast he did it, but 96 
has already gotten 682 into a triangle hold! | guess 35 is really 


taking advantage of 96’s strength! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Wait? What's this? An audience 
member has just thrown something onto the stage! Why, it's 
SCP-572! 


"Redacted" Pagan: A move like that seems pretty risky, “pride 
goeth before the fall” and all that... 


Research Assistant Corbette: 682's already picked it up, and is 
slashing it around with it, trying to find 96. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And... mother of 343! 96 lunged onto the scaly 
bastard's back! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Oof, that's gotta hurt. But it looks 
like Reptilioso already noticed the abomination and is turning around 
now, slashing. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Just what was 35's plan in doing that!? It 
seems he's already been hit by the blade and... how the hell are we 
letting a sword pass in this!? 


Research Assistant Corbette: | don't know, but it's goddamn 
entertaining. Oh, and 96 falls over. 


"Redacted" Pagan: El Reptiliso walks toward the... thing and... 
WOW, 96 was playing possum! 


Research Assistant Corbette: He seems to have surprised 
Reptilioso. And... Jesus! | don't know how he did it, but he somehow 
has Reptilioso in a Nelson. 


"Redacted" Pagan: This is indescribable! Reptilioso has grown 
arms on the back of his head and... now has 96 in a german suplex! 


Research Assistant Corbette: 96 and/or 35 is shouting something 
about his 'destrucisity'. He seems to be stretching down and... he 
grabbed the sword from Reptilioso's mouth! Oh, and a straight 
whack on the head. That's gonna leave a mark. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And it now appears that Reptilioso just doesn't 


care anymore! He's grabbed 35 and appears to... oh no! He just 
pulled it off! Holy shi- [static is heard for 43 minutes]. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Give a round of applause, Madame Sweet 
Tooth is this year's champion in wrestling, and not a single nuke 
went off! If you missed even a second of the action, you would 
definitely be surprised at the Madame's performance! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Thank god we all went blind right 
when that mask was removed! And now onto our next event and a 
favourite of all, 110-Montauk. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And it seems a variety of spectators have just 
lost their lunch, [pause] but no fear, after the horrible events of 
SCP-231-7 and the [static for 2 minutes 12 seconds] -ven was 
cured, and the Foundation took her horrible procedure and made it 
the name of: The Bikini contest! 


"Redacted" Pagan: 231-7, however, is now enjoying a picnic lunch 
with 053, and several spectators. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Our competitors this year include 
105, Sweet Tooth, Agent , and The Invisible Woman. Our Own 
Dr. Bright has graciously volunteered to judge the contest. 


"Redacted" Pagan: It appears that the bruises from Madame 
Sweet Tooth of Dark Limited are going to hurt her chances this year! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Not to mention that she appears to 
have been given several shots of testosterone. In fact, I've just 
gotten information that Dr. Bright has disqualified her from this 
competition. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And there she goes, poor girl... well, at least 
she can take solace in the fact she won something... and WOW, her 
replacement from Dark Limited is something out of a fantasy book! It 
appears to be a tall [static for 3 seconds] -ronze skinned 
[static]wom[static] her entry form states she's MC&DL Curio-BAC-7, 
and as her letters indicate, she has some BACK. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Actually, I've just gotten word that 


Dark Limited had just gotten a hold of 826. Sources say this may be 
the mystical Aphrodite we are looking at. 


"Redacted" Pagan: She appears to wear a collar of sorts...the 
classic MC&D Slave collar and Bright has graciously allowed the 
collar to stay on due to the events of a likely XK-Scenario from an 
angry goddess. 


Research Assistant Corbette: And here comes 105, dressed in a 
nice one-piece. 


"Redacted" Pagan: You have to appreciate the modesty of the 
girl... though it seems Bright doesn't. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Right behind 105 is 347. And what a 
stunner she is in a complimentary bright green bikini. Really leaves 
a lot to the imagination, as can be seen by the expression of several 
doctors watching. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Judging from their looks, it does appear to be 
the first time most of the attendees have seen 347’s assets. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Oh, who's that looker there? It's 
Agent , from the Chaos Insurgency, who had previously tripped 
up Bright with what she's showing off now. And doesn't she look 
great in that itsy-bitsy thing? 


"Redacted" Pagan: However, the showing appears for naught as 
Bright seems to hold a grudge against for what she did in the first 
event, giving a very disapproving nod as his only clue to his 
judgment. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Just goes to show, you never tick 
off the judges. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And here comes that "Aphrodite" to strut her 
proverbial stuff! With a very provocative display, she shows off her 
V-shaped swimsuit and in a STUNNING moment it appears Dr. 
Bright has made some comment about his bananas! 


Research Assistant Corbette: (Pause) And the results are in. It's a 
surprising four-way tie. (Pause) Apparently the winner will be chosen 


by sexual fav- And they're dragging Dr. Bright offstage. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Well, it appears no-one wins this event... 
(pause) Well, isn't this a surprise? The newest judge is supposedly 
Dr. Clef! (Pause) 


"Redacted" Pagan: Now of course, this is in no way biased, as the 
judges for these kinds of events are always decided upon whom is 
hosting it, and as the Foundation is hosting it this year, we have our 
pick of the judges, we tried to get Nobody, but not even that box 
could get a hold of him... her... it... them. 


Research Assistant Corbette: [static for approximately 3 minutes] - 
O5-6 is now beating Clef and declaring that there are no winners 
and this competition was not actually planned. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Well, what a rousing display that was. Several 
men, and women, had to leave the audience when Agent and 
BAC-7 started their catfight! But onto our next event... 


Research Assistant Corbette: Anomalous trivia! 


"Redacted" Pagan: Now, as per regulations, Al's and machines are 
NOT allowed...(pause) It appears that this rule does NOT apply to 
individuals augmented with technology... several members of the 
Chaos Insurgency and Dark LTD. Seem relieved. 


Research Assistant Corbette: Of course we have our own robot, 
Dr. Gears! (Laugh) Up now we have Agent of the Chaos 
Insurgency and a rather brainy looking representative for Dark 
Limited up to compete with Dr. Gears. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And when we say brainy we mean BRAINY, it 
appears that the contestant has a BULGING brain almost protruding 
through the skull... and it just twitched... | may lose my lunch if | 
continue looking at it. 


Research Assistant Corbette: The contestants step up to their 
places and are each given a large, red button. Janitorial staff are 
being called in to clean up the spinal fluid dripping behind the Dark 
Limited representitive. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Now the first question is: What event occurred 
that caused the emergence of [static for 20 seconds]? 


Research Assistant Corbette: -ears takes the first point. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And the second question - in what year did the 
schism between the Chaos Insurgency and SCP Foundation take 
place? 


"Redacted" Pagan: [static for 12 seconds] ...It appears that the 
Dark Limited representative takes that point! 


"Redacted" Pagan: Surprising indeed! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Third question is a Foundation 
specialty: What are the main components of 1 73's metal? [static for 
7 seconds] Dr. Gears wins that one. 


"Redacted" Pagan: By correctly guessing it was a trick question 
and then stating [static] of wh- [static for 12 minutes]. 


Research Assistant Corbette: And Dr. Gears wins a stunning 
victory of 20-5-7. Of course, he was almost a shoe-in when the Dark 
Limited representative's head exploded, and took out Agent 


"Redacted" Pagan: The foundation appears to be in the lead, but 
we have several events lef- [static] -umball blowin- [static] -pture the 
fla-[static for 17 minutes 42 seconds] and now onto the half-time 
show! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Performing today will be none other 
than Fernand “The” Cannibal with back-up singing from Herr 
Chirurg, who will also be playing a very special organ. 


”Redacted” Pagan: Also, Marilyn Monroe, circa 1961, has been 
provided to us by our friends from Marshall, Carter, and Dark 
through use of SCP-826 and Mr. Carter’s personal magazine 
collection. 


Research Assistant Corbette: And here’s the first song, Piano 
Man by Billy Joel. We'll hook up the audio of the singing to our 
broadcast now. 


[DATA EXPUNGED ON 05 REQUEST] 


”Redacted” Pagan: What an astounding performance, Salman. Not 
a dry eye in the house... field... whatever! The point is, everyone 
was deeply moved by the performance of the half-time show! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Indeed. [Sound of nose being 
blown]. And now onto our next eve- [Static for 2 hours and 5 
minutes] 


Research Assistant Corbette: -and 173 gets another hit. 
Foundation leads 85 to 79. 


"Redacted" Pagan: And I'm greatly astounded by 173's 
performance. However, as the game is Marco-Water-Polo | can 
understand why! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Indeed. And the game finishes with 
Leopotamus scoring a final goal. Foundation wins! 


"Redacted" Pagan: The Dark Representative put up a great fight, 
but [static for 13 minutes]-hat a wonderful [static]-ame of tug of war! 


Research Assistant Corbette: The Foundation had to take a loss 
on that one, but with Sweet Tooth the Dark Limited was bound to 
win. And now onto our final event. 


"Redacted" Pagan: With the SCP Foundation and Chaos 
Insurgency tied, and the event being worth an astounding 40 points, 
whomever wins this will be declared the champion. 


Research Assistant Corbette: We will now conclude with an old 
classic, beach volleyball. 


"Redacted" Pagan: Unlike previous events, the teams will be mixed 
together, and the winners of that team will face off in a one on one 
volleyball championship match! 


Research Assistant Corbette: Up now we have two SCP objects, 
517 and 372 vs. Sweet Tooth and Agent of the Chaos 
Insurgency 


"Redacted" Pagan: That's odd, Agent of the Chaos 
Insurgency is wearing a long coa-(pause) It seems that the Chaos 
Insurgency has recently gotten hold of SCP-262, the Coat of Many 
Arms. 


Research Assistant Corbette: This will be an interesting match 
indeed. Of course, it wouldn't be possible without Dr. Smith [static 
for 2 minutes] -omehow was able to get the volleyball's fortune told. 
Of course now we have two normally hostile SCP objects 
participating in a fun and engaging sport.