Addendum 500-8: One (1) pill has been used with SCP-208. 
Number of pills is fifty-two (52) at the time of writing. 


Addendum 500-9: Request 500-1862-b approved. One (1) pill of 
SCP-500 is placed within SCP-914 with the setting at "Fine". 
Resulting object classified as SCP-427. Number of pills is fifty-one 
(51) at the time of writing. 


Addendum 500-10: Five (5) pills have been taken for the Olympia 
Project although only two (2) were used. The remaining three (3) will 
be returned shortly. Upon return, number of pills will be forty-nine 
(49). 


Addendum 500-11: Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 
217-  -  .Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. 


Addendum 500-12: Request to have SCP-500 investigated for 
mental compulsion leading to obsessive fixation denied for triviality. 


« SCP-499 | SCP-500 | SCP-501 » 


matching that of the other 
photographed female individual 
(hereafter Subject 2). A helical 
antenna extends from behind 
Mercier's chair, suspected to be 
originating from the unseen head 
of Subject 2. 


Designation: REC-3840/4 


Document Type: Video 


<BEGIN LOG> 


The interior of the van can be 
seen, with the camera apparently 
at the rear bunk bed. All side 
windows are covered with blinds, 
and the white "parawatch. "sign 
is obscuring the windshield. The 
camera momentarily shakes, 
briefly showing the edges of a 
black metal object on the bed. 
Heavy breathing is audible. 


Loud scraping sounds are heard 
outside the van. The scraping 
stops after 30 seconds, and a 
heavy impact occurs on the left 
side of the van. There is a second 
impact from the opposite side, 
and over the next minute the 
impacts occur more frequently on 
all sides of the van. The 
windshields break and the sign 
falls over. Only darkness can be 
seen through the window. A hand 
grabs onto the black metal object. 
The impacts stop. Mercier can be 
heard from outside the van. 


Mercier: Really now? 


The van door opens and Subject 
2 steps in, who turns to look at 
the subject holding the camera. 
She appears to be unharmed. 


Subject 2: Could you quiet down 
in here? You're going to get the 
ranger— 


The phone falls onto the bed, 
obscuring the camera. Three 
gunshots and a loud impact are 
heard. 


NOTE: Analysis has found that 
the timing of each collision 
corresponds to a Morse code 
message: 


SIGNAL RADIO 
SHUT 


Designation: REC-3840/5 


Document Type: Video 


<BEGIN LOG> 


The camera moves erratically as 
the subject holding it runs. Light 
from a flashlight illuminates 
patches of grass, though few 
details can be discerned. There is 
a high-pitched electronic whine 
and the subject collapses, rolling 
over and scrambling back. The 


flashlights points at SCP-3840, 
which is a meter away and lying 
on the ground. Its head turns to 
face the camera and its mouth 
widens, exposing a megaphone 
that protrudes from it. 


Another electronic whine is 
released from a megaphone and 
a voice matching that of Peter 
Mansbridge? is heard from it. 


SCP-3840: —as the nation 
makes preparations. Meanwhile, 
Minister of National Defense 
Jason Kenney has declared the 
mobilization of all Canadian 
military forces. In his statement, 
he announced that citizens must 
be willing to provide any 
necessary— 


[CORRUPTED DATA 
EXPUNGED] 


<END LOG> 
Designation: REC-3840/6 
Document Type: Audio 


Description: A repeating 
monotone buzzing sequence, 
forming the following message in 
Morse code: 


WAIT SIGNAL 
FOR 
OPERATIONS 
START 


Designation: REC-3840/7 


Document Type: Video 


<BEGIN LOG> 


Subject 1, who has the phone in 
their breast pocket, is walking 
through a forested area with a 
male individual from the 
photograph (hereafter Subject 3). 
A 2m tall structure resembling a 
radio tower is present in the 
distance. 


Subject 3: This'll work, right? 


A repeating monotone buzzing 
sound momentarily replaces 
normal audio. 


Subject 3: —been nice enough. 


Subject 3 is abruptly thrown to the 
side by an unseen force. Subject 
1 does not appear to react, and 
continues walking to the radio 
tower until reaching it after a 
minute. The tower is shoddily 
built, with radio equipment on a 
metal platform that is welded to 
numerous support beams. A 
tangle of cables extends from the 
back of the equipment and 
connects to two portable electric 
generators, which can be heard 
running. 


Subject 1 grabs the phone and 
drops it onto the ground, with the 


camera facing upward. Severe 
burn wounds are seen on his right 
hand until he walks out of view. 
SCP-3840 is momentarily 
observed in the canopy, followed 
by a severed arm. Two minutes 
later the whirring stops and 
Subject 1 walks past the phone. 
There is a metal creaking sound 
and one of the generators is 
ejected through the tower, 
causing it to violently collapse. 
Metal debris lifts into the air and 
follow the path of the generator. 


A wet crunch is heard in the 
distance. 


<END LOG> 
Designation: REC-3840/8 


Document Type: Video 


<BEGIN LOG> 


A person entirely encompassed in 
flames sits on the ground, holding 
a beer bottle. Mercier, who is 
presumed to be filming, starts 
speaking. 


Mercier: Soooo, anything | could 
get you? 


The person lifts the beer bottle 
and begins drinking from it, 
making no apparent response. 


Mercier: Mmm. 


Melting cell phones fall out of the 
person's head. 


Mercier: Well, if you spot 
anything come hollering. Never 
know what's out here. 


Mercier turns around and walks 
toward the van, which is on fire. 


<END LOG> 
Designation: REC-3840/9 
Document Type: Image 


Description: Members of the 
Rocky Mountain Rangers march 
through an unidentified city. Half 
of the rangers lack any facial 
features. Royal Canadian 
Mounted Police Officers 
accompany them on horseback, 
with their faces covered by black 
masks. One of the rangers is 
identical in appearance to Subject 
1. 


Designation: REC-3840/10 
Document Type: Audio 
Description: A performance of 
"O Canada." Artist unknown. 

> Interview Log 3840/C.Mercier/1 [EXCERPT] 
Interviewee: Cyrielle Mercier 


Interviewer: Researcher Victor 
Villeneuve 


Date: 22-August-2015 


<BEGIN EXCERPT> 


Villeneuve: Could you tell us 
what you saw out there? 


Mercier raises an eyebrow. 


Villeneuve: When you were out 
camping, what did you see? 


Mercier: Uhh, we saw some nice 
mountains and forests. Mercier 
shrugs. She appears visibly 
confused. 


Villeneuve: Did anything eventful 
happen to you? Did you see 
anything out of the ordinary? 


Mercier: One of the mountain 
rangers came over on a noise 
complaint and confiscated some 
stuff, but other than that it was 
fine? | don't get what this is about. 


Villeneuve: Mercier, we have 
seen the videos and photos you 
and your friend took. Nothing 
about this was fine. 


Mercier: I—what are you on 
about? Is shutting up to not 
interfere so odd? 


Villeneuve: We found you 
unconscious in a burnt camper 
van. That's normal? 


Mercier: Yes, and? God, you 


actually locked me up to know 
this. 


Villeneuve: Do | need to remind 
you what was out there? | have 
the photos. 


Mercier: Jesus, just—look. If a 
ranger needs a rifle, would you 
give them a rifle? 


Villeneuve: If it is necessary for 
defense, yes. 


Mercier: Right. So if a ranger 
comes down and asks for your 
electronics and lives, would you 
give it to them? 


Villeneuve: |— wait, lives? 
Mercier: Would you give it? 
Villeneuve: No. | wouldn't. 


Mercier facepalms then hits her 
hand on the table. 


Mercier: Don't you get— 
(coughing)—Don't you— 


Mercier begins profusely 
coughing and gasping for air until 
a burnt phone battery is ejected 
from their mouth, which collides 
with the ceiling and lands on the 
table. 


Mercier: (coughing)—get it? 
People have to sacrifice for their 
country. If you can't handle that 
then you don't deserve protection. 


<END EXCERPT> 


Footnotes 

1. How the tower reached the 2165 kHz frequency is unclear. 

2. One of the conspiracy forums Mercier was active on. 

3. A former anchor of the Canadian television news programThe 
National. 


SCP-3842: Life-Emitting Diode 


Item #: SCP-3842 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3842 must be kept within 
a safe with a 10x10x10 centimeter interior, with a 2 centimeter thick 
rubber padding on all sides. A blast-resistant camera has been 
placed within the safe to monitor SCP-3842 at all times. Any time 
SCP-3842 is removed from the safe, it must be handled with 
insulated rubber gloves. 


Description: SCP-3842 is a standard 5 millimeter red LED that 
emits a variable voltage of static electricity from both its cathode and 
anode leg, even if it is not connected to anything else. The 
brightness of the LED directly correlates with the outputted voltage 
level. SCP-3842 can produce anywhere from 0 to 8192 volts. 


SCP-3842 was initially discovered following a house fire in a 
suburban neighborhood of , Ohio. SCP-3842 was determined 
to have been on a desk in the house's garage, and was likely the 
source of the fire. Reports from local authorities have shown that 
while the home had 4 residents, only 3 were found, one of which 
having been killed by the fire. Foundation assistance was requested 
after several searches conducted to locate this fourth civilian, a 38 
year old male by the name of Robert , were largely 
unsuccessful. Each resident has been designated Pol-3842-1 
through 4, with Pol-3842-4 referring to Robert. 


Addendum 3842.1: Interview Log 
+ Open File 
Interviewed: Pol-3842-2 


Interviewer: Dr. 


SCP-501: Monk's Greed 


Item #: SCP-501 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-501 is kept in a securely 
locked opaque safe in a cell 5m x 5m x 5m in Site 3. The cell is 
guarded by two level 2 security guards who undergo daily 
psychological evaluations. The interior of the cell must also be 
monitored at all times by no fewer than two (2) security cameras, 
with a separate guard observing the monitor for each camera. These 
cameras must be connected to a backup generator so they will 
continue functioning in the event of a blackout. All requests for 
experiments must be cleared by at least three Overseers. Any 
personnel attempting to gain unauthorized access to SCP-501's 
containment cell will be either detained for psychological evaluation 
or terminated, depending on clearance level. 


Description: Due to the nature of SCP-501's psychological effects 
when viewed, it is difficult to ascertain an accurate visual 
description. According to reports from D-class personnel who have 
had visual contact with SCP-501, it is an American one-dollar bill 
that radiates a glowing amber aura. Robotically controlled chemical 
analysis indicates that it is chemically identical to ordinary dollar- 
bills. 


When a person views SCP-501, they are immediately overwhelmed 
by a desire to obtain it. Studies with D-class personnel have shown 
that this desire fades after a time, but that the time increases 
exponentially the longer SCP-501 is viewed. Further studies have 
shown that those affected by SCP-501 will stop at nothing to fulfill 
their desire, willingly resorting to violence and even self-mutilation to 
achieve their goal. Viewing SCP-501 indirectly through a monitor or 
while wearing vision-reducing goggles does not seem to hinder 
SCP-501's effect in any way. 


Foreword: Pol-3842-2 is the wife of 
Pol-3842-4, Susan . This interview was 
conducted approximately one week after the 
incident. Pol-3842-2 was unaware of Dr. 's 
affiliation with the Foundation, instead 
believing him to be a local government official. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. : Good afternoon, Mrs. . | hope that 
all of this isn't too stressful for you; you've 
been through a lot recently. 


Pol-3842-2: Thanks, and you too... Have you 
found anything at all on Robert? I'm worried 
sick about him, | don't want to lose him too... 


Dr. : I'm afraid not, Mrs. . The only 
evidence we could find was a small, electronic 
LED. Would you happen to know anything 
about something like that? 


Pol-3842-2: Well, Robert did get Jonathan! an 
electronics kit for his birthday, which... 
would've been today... The last thing he said 
to me was that he was going to make 
Jonathan's present special for him. He really 
loved that boy, he wanted to show him as 
much of the world as he could... 


Pol-3842-2 looks towards the ground, with 
tears beginning to form in her eyes. 


Dr. : Take your time if you need to, | 
understand that this is quite upsetting for you. 


Pol-3842-2: It's... It's fine. | still have my baby 
girl Hope? to keep me company, at least. 


Dr. : Okay. For the sake of record-keeping, 


would you mind telling what exactly happened 
when your house burned down? 


Pol-3842-2: Sure, um... | was just making 
dinner, | thought the smoke detector was just 
going off again because I'm terrible at it. 
Jonathan... he really was the investigative 
type, always looking too far into things... he 
didn't believe it was because of me. He went 
down to the garage and saw the flames, 
yelling for me to grab Hope and get out of 
there. He was determined to rescue his 
father... | never saw either of them again... 


Dr. :I'msorry, Mrs. . That seems to be 
all the time we have for today. We'll be sure to 
keep you informed if we do find anything. 


<End Log> 
Addendum 3842.2: Recovered Document 


The following was found on a folded sheet of paper in one of the 
pockets of Pol-3842-3. 


+ Open File 


Pictured below is a drawing in crayon of what 
appears to be Pol-3842-3 and Pol-3842-4 in 
costumes similar to that of stereotypical 
superhero characters. 


Footnotes 

1. Referring to Pol-3842-3. 

2. Referring to Pol-3842-1. 

3. This appears to be Morse code that translates to "DOT BOY AND 


DASH MAN KEEPING EVERYONE SAFE FROM THE EVIL DR. 
ELECTRON". Research into this and any possible connection to 
SCP-3842 is ongoing. 


SCP-3843: Sam 


Item #: SCP-3843 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Scherbius-Decker Learning 
Computer Psi-22 ("ASA") is to search gaming forums and websites 
for keywords! indicating the presence of an SCP-3843-1 instance. 
Occurrences of these keywords are to be investigated by 
Foundation personnel. If an instance of SCP-3843-1 is confirmed at 
the reported location, it is to be delivered to Site-11 immediately and 
its owner administered a Class-A amnestic. 


Foundation elements placed within major game manufacturers are 
to search outgoing products for the presence of SCP-3843-created 
code. If the presence of this code is confirmed, the located instance 
of SCP-3843-1 is to be pulled immediately and replaced with an 
unaffected copy. All games that have come into contact with the 
instance of SCP-3843-1 are to be searched and dealt with similarly. 


All testing involving SCP-3843 must be approved by at least one 
member of Level 3 personnel. Testing is to be performed by a 
member of D-Class personnel in a sealed chamber featuring one 
television and chair. Research personnel are to observe via an 
adjoining chamber. No personnel other than this D-Class are to 
enter the sealed chamber during testing. 


In order to maintain the SCP-3843 currently in containment, it is to 
be allowed to periodically infect a new instance of SCP-3843-1. After 
this is done, the original instance of SCP-3843-1 is to be destroyed. 


Historical Record - Emergency Containment Procedures 


In 1983, due to mass numbers of SCP-3843-1 instances 
becoming exposed to the public, the Foundation began 
emergency containment by artificially inducing a crash of 


the video-game market through use of Foundation 
elements placed into major players in said market. 


This was accomplished through multiple means, 
including: 


¢ The funding of competing home computer 
companies through several Foundation fronts.