C-4 Haruki: | think he likes you, C-2! 


C-2 Jaedan: /To the entity.] Okay, hear me out. 
We can't take you home. That's against protocol. 
So either you leave now, or my boys over here will 
send you to Kingdom Come. [C-2 showcases his 
arms, flexing.] 


[C-3 inspects the entity. The entity displays 
feathers with a brown colouration and bears 
copious amounts of jewellery, which dangle from 
its neck and arms.] 


C-3 Leah: He doesn't look so scary. What do you 
think, Cap, can we keep him? 


C-1 Quinn: At the bottom of a deep dark hole, 
sure! [C-7 laughs.] Actually, we haven't recovered 
one of these yet. [Over comms.] E-4 Lead, we've 
encountered a non-hostile Type-BE entity. 
Permission to take it into custody? 


E-4 Lead Keshrayuth (COM): Yes, but hurry. I'd 
like to restrict today's operations to today. We're 
not aware of what implications this anomaly might 
have at night. 


C-1 Quinn: You heard the lady. C-2, grab the 
Deviant. Let's get back to base, team! 


<End Log> 


Closing Remarks: /'m not sure if the Black Moon 
howls, but | do know the Blue Moon screeches. 


— Captain Quinn Griffith, MFT CHARYBDIS Lead 


The captured instance, designated EE-3570-A, is contained within 
the Anomalous Humanoids Wing of Site-18 and is undergoing study. 


36 hours after the start of the Event, the following was appended to 
Document EE-3570: 


> SCIPNET:/files/ 
EE-3570/2018-08-10123:58:44-07:00.wav 


AUDIO LOG 


Note: Our last known human 
colleagues—who were stationed 
at Lunar Area-32 prior to the 
Event—relayed most of the 
following information, which I've 
compiled and relayed via the 
following audio recording. 


— Dr Frederick Hoygull, Avian 
Division Head 


<Begin Log> 


By the directive of the Avian 
Division, this recording has been 
transmitted on all Foundation 
channels. 


Before Extranormal Event 3570, 
the Foundation hypothesised that 
a massive lunar anomaly would 
occur in the near future. On 
December 24th, 1972, initial 
analysis of the Apollo 17 Moon 
landing's geological samples 
detailed elevated EVEs consistent 
with reality-bending phenomena’. 
The samples, taken from various 
deposits around the Taurus- 
Littrow Valley landing site, 
prompted theories regarding the 
Moon's overall thaumaturgic 
makeup. 


In December 1995, the newly 
christened, and if might | add, 
unfortunately named "Outpost 
Thoth-1" performed a series of 
observations on various lunar 
sites to record thaumic radiation 
levels. It was discovered that the 
Moon had a baseline EVE 
intensity in excess of 141,000 
Caspers8—higher than anywhere 
on Earth. 


Why that did not lead to drastic 
changes in localised reality and 
sub-reality is unknown, but, well, 
that explains why something 
eventually did happen. And you 
can thank the entity Thoth, the 


Egyptian god of wisdom, for 
causing it. 


[Pause.] 


In the event that such intense 
energies might be manipulated 
against Earth, a number of active 
deterrents were devised. The 
contingencies, unfortunately, 
could not be enacted due to the 
BE-Class Scenario decimating 
our workforce. Taking a look at 
the files here... projects included 
the mass Scranton Reality Anchor 
"Seraphim Array" in mid-Earth 
orbit, the Global Hardlight Energy 
Shielding System, and the 
controlled expansion of 
SCP-2821 to quickly consume the 
Moon and then itself via... what's 
this? The file literally says "[DATA 
EXPUNGED)]". Of course, the 
order and protocols of the 
Foundation still hold true even 
when the world falls apart! 


Anyway, the red tape speaks for 
itself. Let me tell you what we're 
going to do about this. Appended 
to Document EE-3570 is 
Supplemental Materials file 
"UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE..ixt". 
Take note of the information 
within that file before using 
resources available to you to 
reach an immediate rendezvous 
with MTF-Eta-4, at which point we 
will co-ordinate off-world 
evacuation efforts. 


Suffice to say, we don't have 
much time left. Everything will, uh, 
make sense soon. In the event 
that it doesn't? Good luck. 


<End Log> 


The remainder of the Foundation, which includes 75 Avian Division 
personnel, Marine Fighting Team CHARYBDIS, and SCP-2785, is 
stationed at Site-18. Operation: DIVINE RUSE is being developed at 
this time. 


Supplemental Materials: The following is a surviving excerpt taken 
from a preserved papyrus reed manuscript, circa 1900 BCE. The 
account was written using Egyptian hieroglyphics and was contained 
in Reliquary Site-62. 


> Recovered Text 


- and Khemennu employs its sons to the most 
effective degree. We are the jewel of the Nile, 
so Zaid the Ascended One professes - and it is 
true, and it is good. 


Soon we depart the Land of Black and Red for 
the cosmos above, where Thoth will take us on 
a holy tour. We - 


| have not told the Elders, but | received a visit 
from the Sacred One in my dreams. In fear, | 
asked the one question that has haunted me 
most. | asked, Thoth, why do you cast down 
unbelievers? 


To which Thoth replied, such an action is a 
justice basked in by the righteous. 


To this, | asked, Thoth, how can you cast 
down your own children, righteous or not? 


Thoth said, your kind are not truly my children. 


But | have asserted myself in front of the 
Communion of Gods for those | deem worthy, 
and thus those | consider my "children" in 
spirit. For if |do not extend my wisdom, then 
why must my wisdom exist in the first place? 


| asked Thoth, is there anything we could do to 
anger you? 


To which Thoth replied, to reject my wisdom is 
to spite me. Yes, to be in absence of my 
wisdom for too long is a blasphemous offence. 
But to anger me, truly, it would take the effort 
of one who is quite mad. There is nothing you, 
my collective children, could do to anger me. | 
have plans yet for those that have failed to 
gain my favour. 


| then asked, Thoth, what is your plan for us? 


Thoth proclaimed, / will cast down the azure 
fires of Set above, which will consume your 
Holy City. However, these are not raging fires, 
but those of majesty and wonder. Of the bright 
motes that twinkle in the night. Of Ra's destiny. 
And when the City is inflamed, so too will your 
hearts be, which will sprout and flower into 
vast wings in the image of the Sacred Ibis. 
This will be shared with all my children, who 
will join my flock in the vast cosmos. You will 
rule my paradise. Forever, forever. 


| awoke, wishing not the fires blue. | enjoy 
mortality. If Thoth wills transcendence - | am in 
fear. Alas, if it means tasting the Brot Kruma, 
perhaps that is necessary to - 


The beast wakes. The vermin stir. The great 
one feeds. Thoth cowers in the dusk. And Brot 
Kruma awaits. The ritual has begun. Thoth will 
not leave any of his children behind. 


Those unworthy? Doomed to become thralls. 
As Thoth wills it. Forever, forever. 


The account's subject matter describes phenomena surrounding 
URA-8047 SCP-3632 and EE-3570. The Avian Division has begun 
to draft methods of reaching SCP-3632. 


August 11th Update: This document has been marked for 
immediate release via all available communication channels. See 
attached note for details. 


Note: By order of Dr Frederick Hoygull, the clearance 
level required to access this file has been lowered from 


LEVEL 1/GENERAL 


to 


LEVEL 0/PUBLIC 


If there are any allies that have yet to reveal yourselves: 
please, we need your help. 
To our successors: if these are the only documents you find, 
know that we have failed. 


Medila wills our path now. Until we return to the Nest. 


Footnotes 

1. An SI unit used to assign a measurement to esoteric radiation 
typically emitted by entities designated Class-VIII or higher. Defined 
by the value of piety reported among adherents of any such entity. 
2. The set of ideas, thoughts, or concepts humans are biologically 
capable of having or conceiving. 

3. The Noosphere, an extra-dimensional construct, is not easily 
manipulated from within our reality. 

4. As opposed to the "human meme" by some definition thereof. 
5. Recorded by MTF-Eta-4 using a thaumometer, which quantifies 
thaumaturgic energy levels within a localised area. Absorbed 


energies were assimilated from the tens of millions of Type-BE 
entities situated within 50 km of the monument. 

6. Centre personnel are primarily dedicated to neutralising 
anomalous nautical threats, typically Selachian in nature. The 
Department of Extra-Universal Affairs first made contact with the 
Centre in 2011, but MTF-Eta-4 of the Avian Division and MFT 
CHARYBDIS of the Centre had not run any joint operations until 
shortly before the advent of EE-3570. 

7. As thaumic technology was not fully developed prior to 1972 due 
to a lack of research into the Theory of Unified Thaumatology, 
previous lunar missions failed to detect any lunar thaumic energies. 
8. Reality-altering phenomena are measured in Caspers. 

9. The Avian Division has decided it would be best to categorise the 
two events as one and the same, hence BE-Class"Migration"End-of- 
Consciousness Scenario. 


SCP-462: The Getaway Car 


Item #: SCP-462 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-462 is stored ina 
temperature- and humidity-controlled vault at Site . Under no 
circumstances are Class-D personnel to be allowed near the object. 
Despite its state of disrepair, SCP-462 does not show any signs of 
further deterioration due to rust. 


Description: SCP-462 is a 1968 Chevrolet El Camino in a state of 
serious disrepair, with several broken windows and severe rust 
damage. A single key is inserted into the ignition. To date, all 
attempts at removing the key have failed. If a human sits in the 
driver's seat and turns the key as if to start the vehicle, they will 
instantaneously disappear. Around 42% of SCP-462’s drivers have 
been known to suddenly reappear without the vehicle at a distant 
location after a random period of time, ranging from 43 seconds to 7 
months, near the spot that they have confirmed as being their 
chosen destination. These drivers rarely arrive at their destination 
safely; many have been observed falling from a considerable height 
after reappearing, while others have arrived while flying in the 
direction of their destination at various speeds, resulting in injuries 
that are sometimes fatal. Occasionally, test subjects will arrive in 
various states of dismemberment. In 35% of these cases, the test 
subject never reappears and cannot be located, even when fitted 
with a GPS transceiver. The remaining 23% of test subjects [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


The subjects who survive SCP-462’s traveling process report that 
they are driving during the time they are gone, and express 
confusion regarding the experience and their abrupt re-appearance. 
These reports typically contradict the time between vanishing and 
reappearing, with most drivers insisting that they have been gone for 
a few minutes as opposed to the actual period of time their 


SCP-3571: OLLIE'S OBSTACLE COURSE OF 
OBVIOUS OBLITERATION! 


Item #: SCP-3571 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Preserved juvenile specimens 
of SCP-3571 are to be kept in standard thermally-controlled storage 
unit at Site-66. A consistent temperature of -2° C must be 
maintained in order to induce hibernation without damage to the 
specimens. 


In the event that any number of SCP-3571 specimens awaken and 
begin Stage 1 of infestation for any non-intentional reason, they are 
to be removed if possible. Termination of the escaped specimens is 
permitted if removal is not possible. 


Any locations affected by SCP-3571 infection are to be dealt with by 
MTF Psi-7 ("Home Improvement"). Affected buildings are to be 
demolished, and SCP-3571 samples are to be recovered. Cover 
stories are to be issued appropriately if affected locations are within 
public notice/concern. 


When testing instances of SCP-3571, it should be done only on 
abandoned or otherwise unused buildings within 50 km of Site-66. 
Small structures with wood or steel frames can be built for the 
purpose of testing SCP-3571, if needed. 


Description: SCP-3571 is a distinct species genetically identical to 
the common earthworm (Lumbricus terrestris), although key internal 
and external physical differences are observable in later stages of 
specimens' life cycle. SCP-3571 also exhibits behavioral 
differences, as well as rudimentary pheromonal communication 
observable in large groups. SCP-3571 goes into an inert state in 
temperatures of -2° C, their bodies curling into a spiral position. 
Tissue damage occurs at -8°C. 


The infestation-cycle and anomalous properties of SCP-3571 begin 
when at least one young, mobile specimen enters a currently 
unoccupied man-made structure with a wooden or metal skeleton. 
The original soecimen(s) of SCP-3571 will enter the wall through 
any openings or crevices that are present on the wall, and will 
burrow through until reaching the skeleton of the building. From 
here, the life cycle and infestation cycle of SCP-3571 begins. 


Stage 1 of infestation consists of the specimen(s) of SCP-3571 
consuming part of the building's frame by secreting a caustic fluid of 
PH ..SCP-3571 will grow and expand to fit the sections consumed. 
Eventually, a majority of the building's frame will be consumed, with 
SCP-3571 in the place of the consumed portions. It is unknown how 
the building remains stable during this process. 


Stage 2 occurs when a majority of the frame has been consumed. 
SCP-3571 specimens will arrange themselves accordingly to imitate 
the original frame of the building. Subjects will secrete a fluid 
through their pores that hardens into a thick, dense layer of 
unidentified organic material resembling the building skeleton's 
original material in appearance and properties. SCP-3571 
specimens begin to asexually reproduce at this point, releasing 
microscopic eggs through cracks and openings in their shells. 


Stage 3 of infestation begins when laid eggs hatch. Newly born 
SCP-3571 instances will leave the walls of the building and occupy 
open rooms. From there, they will change the internal layout of the 
building and drastically, internal dimensions contrasting with external 
appearance. SCP-3571 instances will create elaborate and absurd 
obstacles and traps, usually in the style of elimination-challenge 
obstacle course games and TV-programs, albeit more unstable and 
hazardous to passerby. It is presumed they build these objects 
through their secretions, although formal observation has proven 
difficult due to SCP-3571 instances swarming/consuming recording 
devices placed in infected buildings. Decor changes are also made 
on occasion, some cases of infestation ending in aesthetically 
thematic courses. Signage is often produced near the entrance by 
SCP-3571 instances, with the name of the course and rules pasted 
before the entrance. Common names for courses have included 
“AMAZING ANDY'S ALLEY OF AWE!”, “CREEPY CARL'S CRAZY 


CRYPT OF CALAMITY)”, and “WACKY WILLY AND WILD BILL'S 
TRAPS OF TRULY TREACHEROUS TERROR!” 


Unlike the name, the rules are mostly uniform and do not change 
(See addendum 1), save for small variations of the overall template. 
All attempts to observe SCP-3571 instances during Stage 3 of 
infestation, in its entirety, have failed. Entrances are sealed through 
an unknown procedure during Stage 3, and cameras are quickly 
consumed by SCP-3571 instances. Brief footage shows walls, 
floors, and ceilings completely coated in juvenile SCP-3571 
instances, but the footage fails to capture how they alter the internal 
dimensions. 


Stage 4 begins after the building is completely transformed. 
Instances of SCP-3571 that exist outside of the frame vacate and 
migrate to another susceptible building, where Stage 1 begins again. 
From here, exits are unsealed.