Notable Comments: 
‘don't worry bimmy!!' - LastRocOnBigTrain2216 


‘| luve [sic] him so much." - 
OutwardMatingMethodsofTheSeahorse 


Video Excerpt 2391-2, 'Bimmy Plays Runnerman 
Fangames (Silly Saturday)?: 


Note: Continued expressions of confusion, first mention 
of lack of memory. 


Mr. McKay: Hey guys, Bimmy here - yeah, | know | just 
uploaded, but | just really wanted to show you guys...um, 
| did just upload right? Cause...no, | did just do it, yeah, | 
remember, yeah yeah. Sorry guys, my brain is like 
flipping out right now, seriously. 


(checks his watch) What time is it? | should really get to 
bed, it's...it's late. It is late, right? 


(shakes his head) I'll cut that bit out. Just wanted to show 
you all this, uh, this Runnerman fan-game that one of 
you guys sent in. 


Notable Comments: 
"I'll cut that bit out" XD' - D4C24BN 


‘yeah, we all watched the same video, mate' - 
LoomsAreCanonAndlAmATreasureChest (in reply to 
previous comment) 


‘| would die for you bimmy and so would my dad' - ROAD 


Video Excerpt 2391-3, ‘If you're watching this, please 
call the police’: 


Note: At this point, Mr. McKay appears to have a near- 
full awareness of his situation. 


Mr. McKay: (worried) Um, hello, if you're watching this 
please call the police. Or - or an ambulance - | think 
there's something wrong with me, i - | - it's still night-time, 
it's still dark outside - I'd show you, but | can't move the 
camera. It just - it just doesn't move. 


(Mr. McKay pulls at the camera for a few moments, but 
cannot move it.) 


Mr. McKay: (panicked) See, do you see - do you fucking 
see?! The door's locked, | can't get out the window - it 
won't break, I've tried. Oh God. Oh God. I'm really 
freaking out right now, you guys. 


Notable Comments: 
I'll hug you, bimmy-chan!! *_“' - BimnmyBimmyBimmy1 


‘Man, Bimmy's content has really gone downhill since he 
died*+. Unsubbed :/' - TheAtheistMaster1 01 


OutwardMatingMethodsofTheSeahorse (in reply to 
previous comment) 


Video Excerpt 2391-4, help’: 


Note: First evidence of an entity besides Mr. McKay in 
the videos. 


Mr. McKay: (afraid) | live on Elizabeth Street, in - in - it 
says in my description, on the - on the channel, read 
that. Please, someone, send the police or anyone here 
right now. There's someone standing outside my door. | 
can see him through the wall. | don't...| don't want him to 
come in here. | think | might be in Hell. 


(For the remainder of the video, Mr. McKay creates a 
makeshift barricade against the door using furniture in 
the room. Ten seconds before the end of the video, the 
door slams open, sending Mr. McKay and all furniture 
flying at the camera. Video ends.) 


Notable Comments: 


'‘mfw bimmy gets scared at this when he isnt scared 
playing horror games' - BigAlan9972 


‘| love Bimmy, but he should really be more grateful to his 
fans for what theyre doing for him right now' - 
Hhhhhhhh3 


‘bimmy can you give me a shoutout in your next vid you 
inspired me to make my own channel and i play lots of 
games and even do giveaways' - TimmyPlays 


Video Excerpt 2391-5, ‘Opening Fan-Mail!': 


Note: Only video shot from a different position in Mr. 
McKay's room. 


(Overhead shot of Mr. McKay on the floor. He is 
surrounded by unopened envelopes. He opens and 
silently reads the letters inside for fifteen minutes. Heavy 
breathing, not originating from Mr. McKay, can be heard 
for the entirety of the video.) 


Notable Comments: 
‘did bimmy get my letter?’ - SoYouHeardOfCowboys? 


‘bimmy is my big favourite and my dads too and we 
watch his vids together :D' - ROAD 


"The mayor said yesterday everyone's doing a big Bimmy 
festival. can you come to our Bimmy festival bimmy its ok 
if you cant?’ - OutwardMatingMethodsofTheSeahorse 


Video Excerpt 2391-6, 'Bimmy Plays Runnerman': 


Note: Mr. McKay appears to have no memory of his 
experiences in earlier videos. 


Mr. McKay: Hey again guys, Bimmy here. Today we're 
going to be playing Runnerman, it came out for the NES 
and now - and now this awesome guy, he's done a 
remake of it. His name is, uh...can't remember it right 
now but it'll be in the description. 


(confused) Sorry, guys, really trying right now, but tell 


you what - I'll have an annotation so you can...so you 
can...nevermind. 


(Mr. McKay plays Runnerman for the remainder of the 
video.) 


Notable Comments: 
‘We all love you so much Bimmy' - All Comments 


Footnotes 

1. The time of Mr. McKay's death. 

2. The version of Mr. McKay's bedroom which exists in reality has 
been investigated and found to have no anomalous properties. 

3. Video was uploaded on a Friday. 

4. First mention of Mr. McKay's death by a comment. 


« SCP-2390 | SCP-2391 | SCP-2392 » 


SCP-2392: Barrel of Monkeys 


Item #: SCP-2392 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The camping zone situated 
within SCP-2392 is to be maintained by Foundation personnel under 
the guise of government maintenance workers. SCP-2392 is to be 
fenced off under the guise of major roadworks during testing. No 
further containment measures are required due to SCP-2392's 
anomalous properties. 


No further attempts to excavate SCP-2392-A are to be made. 


Description: SCP-2392 is a small, irregularly-shaped region of land 
approximately 20 square metres in size. SCP-2392 encompasses 
the entirety of a camping zone parallel to the Highway of Central 
Australia; this camping zone is obscured from view of the road by 
thick shrubbery. 


Sapient individuals within this area report feelings of unease or 
dread which becomes increasingly prominent the longer such 
individuals are present; individuals will typically attempt to leave 
SCP-2392 and avoid it in future, however such actions are typical 
reactions to similar situations. Non-sapient animals exhibit signs of 
similar anomalous deterrence. 


Muffled sounds of distress can be heard from an indeterminate 
distance underground at the approximate geographic centre of 
SCP-2392; this has since been determined to originate from 
SCP-2392-A. (See Addendum.) 


Several environmental factors within SCP-2392 suffer from an 
anomalous reduction in energy; due to this, the region within 
SCP-2392 is on average 1 degree Celsius lower than the 
surrounding environment, light sources within or viewed from within 


Money entered: 400 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Milka-brand chocolate bar, 'Bean Paste’ flavor - 
Outer coating is typical of Milka-brand milk chocolate. Filling 
consists primarily of red bean paste, mixed with food additives E121, 
E227, E422 and E425. Packaging is in German. The Mondeléz 
company does not produce this flavor, nor does any other major 
chocolate bar manufacturer produce a similar product. 


Notes: This stuff's actually quite good. Maybe we can sell the 
recipe? - Jr. Asst. lJff 


Money entered: 400 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: Fruit Luips - A box of cereal. Packaging similar to 
the popular ‘froot loops' brand. Aside from the different name and 
the differences in the cereal itself, the box is watertight, and comes 
with a plastic spoon and a bottle of artificially-sweetened milk 
attached to its side. In a notable divergence from 'froot loops’, ‘fruit 
luips' cereal contains small bits of actual fruit. However, none of the 
‘rings’ of which the cereal consists form complete loops. 


Money entered: 400 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: Unknown - A small cloth bag containing twenty 
tangerine-like fruits. Bag had writing in an unknown alphabet, along 
with cartoon depictions of a monkey. Each of the fruits was much 
smaller than a typical store-carried tangerine, with none exceeding a 
diameter of three centimeters. Four fruits were consumed, revealing 
a much sweeter flavor than expected. In addition, the fruit's skin also 
proved to be edible, possessing a similar taste. 

Addendum: Lab tests on the remaining three fruits show a genetic 
divergence from any citrus fruit in the database. In addition, a series 
of small puncture marks were found in the skin of each fruit. 
Consistent depth and placement of these marks suggests that these 
punctures were made mechanically. 


Money entered: 400 yen 
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 
Item Description: Party stick: Red Flavor - Packaging consists of 


SCP-2392 suffer from a reduction of 9 to 13 lumens, audio suffers 
from a 4 decibel reduction and electronic devices present within 
SCP-2392 utilise 11% more power than usual. The significance of 
these values is currently unknown. 


No native flora or fauna is present within SCP-2392. Plants situated 
within SCP-2392's area of effect are incapable of sustaining their 
own biological functions and will die within 3 to 4 days. Investigation 
into which biological functions are hindered is currently underway. 


Addendum: 
Interviewed: Assistant Researcher John 
Interviewer: Senior Researcher Smith 


Foreword: An attempt to uncover the source of the 
audible sounds heard originating from beneath 
SCP-2392 was attempted on / /2016, at which 
Assistant Researcher John was present. 


<Begin Log> 


Assistant Researcher John: It got obvious really 
quickly that the place doesn't like being dug up. 
Excavators kept locking up or turning off for no reason 
whenever we tried using them, so we swapped to 
shovels instead an’ it started raining. Nothing significant 
at first, but just enough to wash soil back into the holes 
we were digging and the deeper we got, the more rain 
came down. 


Assistant Researcher John: Took us a good hour or 
two to make half a metre, and by then the weather was 
blatantly either part of the anomaly or a once in a lifetime 
chance to see more rain fall in the middle of a desert 
within a few minutes than the coastal regions get ina 
year. | think it was Aaron who... who uncovered her, 
around about then. 


Senior Researcher Smith: You are referring to 


SCP-2392-A? 


Assistant Researcher John: Yeah, but... yeah. She'd... 
She'd grabbed his shovel and was gripping it as hard as 
she could. We raced over to try lend a hand but... most 
of us got lost when it went from thunderstorm to blizzard, 
and one hell of a blizzard at that. It was only me an’ 
another who made it to where Aaron was. The dirt was 
loose from the rain so it didn't take much to get dash A to 
the surface. 


Senior Researcher Smith: You acted to photograph 
SCP-2392-A's face as clearly as possible, correct? 


Assistant Researcher John: Yes, | thought it would 
help... identify her. | wasn't... wasn't expecting her to 
match... 


[Assistant Researcher John pauses for ten seconds.] 


Senior Researcher Smith: Thank you for your time. If 
you wish to receive amnestic tre- 


Assistant Researcher John: "Please help us." When 
we dug her up, until she got buried again, she was 
reaching into the dirt and screaming "Please help us." 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: An investigation to determine the 
identity of SCP-2392-A had been conducted utilisng the 
photograph taken by Assistand Researcher John. A 
positive match was made to an archived photograph of 

, an abduction victim last seen in the year 1870 - 
of particular note is that SCP-2392-A does not appear to 
have physically aged from the time of the photograph. 


« SCP-2391 | SCP-2392 | SCP-2393 » 


SCP-2393: Trees These Days 


Item #: SCP-2393 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2393-1 is to be contained 
in a standard biological containment greenhouse at Site-103. A data 
storage and interface device compatible with a USB A-port and 
designated for the purpose of interacting with SCP-2393-1 is to be 
kept within reasonable access of researchers in SCP-2393's 
containment. SCP-2393-1 is to be regularly checked for new and 
updated instances of SCP-2393-2. All instances of SCP-2393-2 are 
to be stored both on the designated device and on off-site digital 
storage. For the purpose of monitoring SCP-2393-3, all security 
cameras in SCP-2393's greenhouse are to run SCP-2393-2-B. 


Description: SCP-2393-1 is a specimen of Juniperus occidentalis 
australis (Sierra Juniper). Embedded in SCP-2393-1's trunk appears 
to be a standard USB A-port. When a device compatible with this 
type of port is connected to SCP-2393-1, the device will treat 
SCP-2393-1 as a file storage device. 


Some, but not all, files and software originating from SCP-2393-1 
(designated SCP-2393-2) demonstrate anomalous properties. The 
contents of SCP-2393-2 seems to update at random intervals. Files 
and software can be viewed, opened, copied, or uploaded. All 
SCP-2393-2 instances utilize an unknown alphabet, language!, and 
coding language. 

SCP-2393-2-B is an instance of SCP-2393-2 designed to run as an 
imaging and video application. SCP-2393-2-B is currently the only 
means of observing SCP-2393-3; no other digital or analog 
recording measures have recorded it to date. 


SCP-2393-3 is an incorporeal humanoid entity visually similar to an 
adolescent human female, with the exception of a light green hue in 
the entity's epidermal and keratinous tissues. SCP-2393-3 has not 


yet been observed at a distance greater than 10 meters away from 
SCP-2393-1. SCP-2393-3 has been observed conducting the 
following activities: 


¢ listening to music on what appears to be a portable music 
player 

using what appears to be a personal computer 

using what appears to be a cellular device 

* dancing 

* sleeping 


Entity appears to be capable of observing humans without outside 
assistance. Through the use of SCP-2393-2-B, Foundation linguists 
have been working with SCP-2393-3 both to understand its 
language and to help it learn modern Greek. In the short-term, 
communication has been accomplished through the use of hand 
gestures, facial expressions, pictures, and onomatopoeia. 
SCP-2393-3 is generally well-tempered and friendly towards 
Foundation staff. 


Addendum 1: Over the course of SCP-2393's containment, the 
Foundation has been able to copy SCP-2393-2 freely. The following 
is an abridged list of SCP-2393-2 files discovered and copied. For a 
full list of SCP-2393-2 instances and full numerical identifications, 
please refer to document 2393-Epsilon. 


+ Abridged list of SCP-2393-2 


All instances referred to by shorthand code names 
designated by on-site staff for ease of reference. 


« "Text": 


A text program. Program is functionally similar to the 
program _ from the company . Spelling, grammar, 
and definitions provided by the program are currently 
being used to translate SCP-2393-3's language. 
Documents created by SCP-2393-3 using SCP-2393-2-1 
are currently believed to be composed mainly of poetry 
and literary analysis. No anomalous effects detected. 


¢ "Tree Wars": 


A 3D multiplayer strategy game. The player is 
represented by a tree or shrub of varying type. The 
player is able to command wildlife in order to block other 
players' wildlife or to collect food and resources, such as 
nuts and berries, off of other players’ avatars. These 
resources can be used to "purchase" more wildlife units. 
A player is defeated if they have no resources left. All 
attempts to block the file's connection to other users 
have been ineffective. No further anomalous effects 
detected. 


¢ "Robin": 


An anomalous program. Consists of a grey background 
with a toggle, slider, and two buttons overlaid onto it. 
When one button (labeled create/start/launch(?)) is 
pressed, an instance of Turdus migratorius (American 
Robin) will materialize on a surface within 1 meter of the 
user. Sex of the robin is determined by the toggle. The 
age is determined by the slider, with the age ranging 
from a freshly laid egg to a robin approximately 6 years 
of age. When the second button (labeled delete/stop(?)) 
is clicked, a robin created by the application will 
dematerialize.