Where are you nowadays? Are you holding 
up? | feel a little silly reaching out like this, but 
you're the one person who's been a constant 
in my Foundation career, so far. In Area 12 
you were the one giving the seminar to all the 
new researchers. You somehow managed to 
make it digestible, even though everything | 
knew about science and the world was being 
shattered in front of my eyes. Later, | got 
transferred to Site-36 because of God-knows- 
why, and you apparently came along too, 
since | saw you (beautifully) play your cello for 
the Site's annual talent show. | asked around a 
little bit, but apparently that was your last day? 
Then | got kicked around to Site-41. | saw you 
in the hallways, and in the mess hall, but | 
never worked up the nerve to talk to you until 


my last day there. 


Which just so happened to be the day we had 
an unannounced containment breach drill. 


Rambling aside, | would've liked to have 
known you better, and | hope you're doing 
well, wherever you are. 


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Vv | Swear | Knew You (Site-31) 


So, | think | Knew you. | saw you — tall, brown 
straight hair, not sure of gender, high ranking 
at Site-31 — while walking around to the 
cafeteria and | just got the worst case of Deja 
Vu. Thought it might be just one of those 
things that happens, but | got to thinking about 
how memory's a bit fuzzy around here, what 
with that window meme going 'round and all. | 
thought about it longer, and yeah, | really think 
| must have known you at some point. 


So, I'm Level 3 Site Wide, so I've got that little 
orange badge that you get, and | have 4/3018 
clearance. I'm out inside SCP-3018's 
enclosure from 9:00 to 5:00 (almost makes it 
sound like a normal job) every Tuesday, 
Wednesday and Friday. Sometimes I'm out 
there Saturdays for recreation. | used to wear 
glasses (got contacts now), I'm a little 
overweight, I've got a mustache and the 
beginnings of a beard that never grows quite 
like | want it to. If you were erased from my 
memory for some classified reason, then | 
guess ignore this, but if not, I'd really hate to 
forget an important person in my life. 


Oh, and if you wear glasses, uh, please don't 
when you come out to see me. I'm supposed 
to be clean of window meme now, but you 
never know with these things. 


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Vv | can't remember what you look like (Site-19) 


It was the breach at Site 19 last month. | don't 
remember much of what happened. Maybe the 
higher-ups dosed me with amnestics, for some 
reason. It doesn't matter. | remember you. | 
don't remember your name, or what you 
looked like. | don't remember what we spoke 
about, or even if we spoke. | just remember 
that you were so, so deeply fascinating. 

...| also recall that you weren't a sphere. 


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Vv and then there were two. 


Hey. It's been quite a while, huh? 


The last time we saw each other was with that 
096 shit. That was one hell of a memory. 


Out of that entire squadron, it's just me and 
you left, dude. You were one hell of a soldier, 
and even though | haven't seen you in quite 
some time, | bet you still are. 


| was wondering as to whether you wanted to 
transfer to Damn Feds with me. We were an 
outstanding team, and putting our skills 
together once again can only be beneficial, 
right? 


Oh, also, there's the $20 bucks you owe me. 
That can contribute, too. 


Hope to hear back from you soon, man. 


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Vv Pilot who saved my ass. - f4f (Site-201) 


Hi. I'm , researcher at Site-201, but 
previously at Site-28. You might've been 
transferred, might've not? Anyway, back when 
a shipment of that shit from those Russians 
made it to Brighton Beach, we'd declared it a 
Level-V breach. Of course, we called in 
Epsilon-10, aka those hotshots who got all the 
hardware we borrowed from the US. So you 
come in, in one of our helicopters, shooting at 
some tentacle flesh horror, and then manage 
to stick a landing on an elevated train track. 
Honestly, chalk it up to me being stupid and 
gay, but i was instantly in love. | was inspired 
to write this because Site-201 is the all- 
important support site, and if you're not 
transferred, you'll be staying here. Get back to 
me and we can have a coffee or something. 


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Vv | Know You Can See This 


Hey, sweetheart, it’s been nice playing around 
in your head. Memetics, ain’t they some shit? 
Just thought I’d say we got off on the wrong 
foot, you and me. How’s about the two of us sit 
down and have a real... well | can’t call ita 
heart to heart. 


But give me a chance, doll. | may be taking up 
space in your head, but | can pay rent, if you 
know what | mean. Pop in front of a mirror 
sometime, we'll have a nice chat. 


rephy-@- Hepat | emaitfto-tend 
Vv You dropped your wallet (Site-62) 


Hey, so, you were a researcher who was 
needed somewhere ASAP due to an 
emergency, and you were rushing down the 
hallway to not waste time. 


While on your way, your wallet fell out of your 
pocket, with about 150 bucks, your credit card 
(Don't worry, | didn't look at any important 
stuff), some gift cards for Sonic, and a bunch 
of pictures of a very cute little golden retriever 
(Absolutely awesome dog, by the way.) 


Hit me up when you have the chance, I'd be 
happy to give it back to you. I'm at Site-62, and 
I'm probably not going anywhere anytime 
soon. 


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v You helped me get my experiments off the ground. (Site-565) 


Hey, so, | was trying to get an experiment with 
SCP- off the ground. Since that'll probably 
be blacked out... the big one at Site-565? 
yeah, that one. Basically, the higher ups kept 
on saying that it wasn't worth wasting D-class 
on, and that we didn't have any more to spare 
after that containment breach back in May. 


Then you stepped in, reran the numbers, and 
got me enough to get my experiments done 
and then some. Without going into too much 
detail, those results helped cut the cost of 
containment down by 83% and got me 
promoted. | don't know if you fudged the 
numbers or if there was an actual mistake, but 
either way, | want to thank you. Maybe we can 
meet back up and grab lunch from that 
Subway just outside the Site? It feels like the 
least | could do. | have lunch from 12:30 - 1:45 
PM; if our schedules overlap, you can find me 
at the table diagonally opposite the salad bar, 
probably wearing a Star Wars shirt. If they 
don't overlap, message me with your 
schedule, and I'll see if | can work something 
out with my superiors. 


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V | finally found you! 


You - An young cadet in your twenties, leaving 
with Mobile Task Force Beta-10 ("Time 
Hoppers") on a mission last Wednesday at 
17:00. 


Me - The 63-year-old female scientist that 
passed you in the corridor. 


When i saw you i dropped everything in my 
hands and just stared, | could not believe my 
eyes. | knew then and there that you were the 
One i have searched for my entire life. | hurried 
away, happy and confused with a clump in my 
throat and butterflies in my stomach. | know it 
is inappropriate and probably will cause 
trouble but | just have to see you again. 

Please meet me in the cafeteria on level 2, any 


day between 12:00 and 13:00. 


| think you might be my father. 


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Foundation Patent/Intellectual Property Policy 


Administrative Department 


A304. Patent/Intellectual Property Policy 


|. Purpose 

In lieu of far-reaching research across select sites of the SCP 
Foundation (hereinafter referred to as The Foundation), novel 
discoveries and inventions with respect to the biological, 
technological, memetic, and anti-artistic sciences will inevitably be 
made. The Administrative Department (hereinafter referred to as 
Administration) prioritizes Foundation interests above all else, and 
extends to consider public benefit and usefulness from products of 
the Foundation's scientific research and inventiveness where able. 
The assurance and control given by patent laws or other legitimate 
means for the security of property rights may be important in 
process of such prioritization. It is additionally perceived that 
Foundation employees may require help in deciding and assessing 
patentability and in indicting patent applications for or generally 
securing creations made by them. 


Furthermore, many such inventions involve equities beyond those of 
the inventor since the utilization of Foundation facilities, the 
acceptance of conditions for employment, and the legally-binding 
commitments in regards to both research reserves and patent rights 
raise questions concerning the rights and equities of all concerned. 
The motivation behind this patent strategy is to set up a component 
to serve the general population advantageously while maintaining 
Foundation interests above all else, to decide and appraise all 
concerned gatherings of pertinent rights and values, to encourage 
patent submissions, to assist in the authorizing of creations, to 
ensure the fair dissemination of any sovereignties or other monetary 
returns, to give consistency in patent issues, and to accommodate 
sufficient detailing of patent exercises. 


Il. Policy and Procedure 

A. It shall be the policy of the Administration to empower the idea 
that patentable innovations created at the Foundation should be 
utilized for the best conceivable open advantage and to give each 
sensible incentive to the workforce, understudies and staff for the 
exposure, assessment and dispersal of such developments. At the 
point when the Foundation offers help for the improvement of a 
patentable innovation, it is sensible for the Foundation to take part in 
the products of such advancement, including repayment for its 
expenses. To that end, the Foundation energizes the acquisition of 
licenses for such creations and the authorizing or other 
commercialization thereof in light of a legitimate concern for the 
populous, the innovator, and the Foundation. 


B. Any creation or disclosure (1) which is the aftereffect of research 
carried on by or under the heading of a representative of a grounds 
of the Foundation as well as having the expenses thereof paid from 
reserves given by, under the control of or controlled by a grounds of 
the Foundation, or (2) which is made by a worker of a grounds of the 
Foundation and which identifies with the representative's field of 
work, or (3) which has been produced in entire or partially by the 
usage of assets or offices having a place with a grounds of the 
Foundation, may be the property of the material grounds of the 
Foundation. The pertinence of the above expressed criteria to any 
development or disclosure will be resolved at the sole tact of the Site 
Director of the separate grounds of the Foundation or his/her 
designee. 


C. As a state of their employment or continued employment by or 
enlistment at a grounds of the Foundation, every employee, 
representative and understudy concurs that he/she is authoritatively 
bound by this patent approach as actualized by the separate 
grounds of the Foundation and should answer to the officer or third- 
party interest so assigned by the Site Director of the grounds of the 
Foundation to oversee and market such creations and discoveries 
concerning that grounds, any innovation or disclosure which such 
employee, worker or understudy has imagined, found, created or 
potentially integrated into practice by them or under their bearing 
whenever following their underlying arrangement by, employment 
by, or enlistment with that grounds of the Foundation. 


D. All creations and disclosures that meet the criteria of II.B. are 
thus appointed to the Foundation for the advantage of the 
Foundation. Employees, workers and understudies don't have the 
authority to dole out rights in such innovations and discoveries to 
outsiders. The Site Director of each grounds of the Foundation is 
approved to additionally appoint any creation or discovery it is 
inclined to claim according to this approach to an assigned 
philanthropic committee established for the advantage of the 
particular grounds of the Foundation. The appointment will be 
fashioned with full consistence regarding this arrangement. 


E. Regarding the programmed task of possession put forward in this 
approach, the Site Directors or their designees are approved to pay 
to the creators, their beneficiaries or assigns, a level of the 
eminences, charges, or other budgetary returns received by the 
grounds of the Foundation (or the third party interest to which an 
innovation may have been doled out as per the terms of this 
arrangement) from such development after a conclusion of fifteen 
percent (15%) thereof for overhead expenses, in addition to a 
finding for expenses of licensing and insurance of protected 
innovation rights and any abnormal costs paid by the grounds or its 
third-party designee or the innovator. Every grounds Site Director 
shall be in charge of the advancement of an arrangement 
overseeing the level of sovereignties, expenses, and other 
budgetary profits for a creation paid to the creator and administering 
the interior conveyance of the grounds of the Foundation's offer of 
such money related returns. 


G. If you've read this far, you'll Know II.G is out of order. This is a 
manifesto. Are We Cool Yet? (hereinafter referred to simply as 7?) is 
the greatest threat to the Foundation. ? is pretty well defined by the 
following: "better described as a "movement," an underground 
network of people sharing a similar philosophy, rather than a 
hierarchy with a defined command structure and goals. That is a lot 
harder to fight, investigate or infiltrate." However, the best 
description to date would be: ""Fuck you up + anomalous + Are we 
cool yet? = art." We get you dislike us because it is formulaic. Here's 
a formula for you: "Virulent fungus/abandoned school/exaggerated 
humanoid/spatial anomaly/otherwise-benign household object/ 
instance from an esoteric specialization of a very difficult branch of