SCP-2785: As you must know, | have had a lot 
of years. | lost count a time long ago, though 


I've counted at least seven tens. Now, your 
people keep making new machines. And these 
machines are far better than |. For example, | 
just picked up wind of "cars" that can magically 
move you across the land in little time. | am 
unable to compete with that. So | transform to 
make myself better. In that way, | can still 
service your people. 


Researcher Calvin: So are you compelled to 
"service" us? 


SCP-2785: It's what wanted me to do. 


Researcher Calvin: ? The man who 
created you? 


SCP-2785: Correct, though | like to think of 

as my father. He made me so he could 
have a child, | believe, who could carry on his 
legacy. | feel like | owe it to for bringing 
me into this world, despite the cost... 


Researcher Calvin: Are you referring to 
[DATA EXPUNGED]? 


SCP-2785: Yes, [DATA EXPUNGED]. | find it 
sad that had to perish in that 
unfortunateness. You know, he could've 
survived, if he knew what he was doing back 
then. | still continue to miss him. 


Researcher Calvin: Looks like it's time to 
wrap up here. Do you have any final words? 


SCP-2785: Yes. | would like to thank you for 
your hospitality here. Without your people to 
assist... well, | might go insane. 


<End Log, 01/17/2005 : > 


Closing Statement: It is of note that 


Researcher Calvin took a vacation to [DATA 
REDACTED] on / /2002, and came back with 
noticeably more tanned skin. 


Addendum 2785.3: 


On 01/15/2014, two days prior to an SCP-2785-1 event, SCP-2785 
requisitioned a large amount of copper for its transformation, in 
addition to other metals. However, for the first time in its 
containment, SCP-2785 did not requisition cloth or wood parts. 


The SCP-2785-1 event took three hours longer than usual, mostly 
due to SCP-2785 using its tools to shape materials into electronic 
devices, then integrating them into the new instance of SCP-2785. 


When SCP-2785 was interviewed following the event, SCP-2785 
reported that it had "seen the better machines", and wanted to 
"catch up". Following this event, the gap between SCP-2785-1 
events shortened from one year to thirty days, though SCP-2785 
requisitioned far less material for these events. Exposing SCP-2785 
to modern electronics is strictly forbidden from this point. 


Addendum 2785.4: 


As of 07/ /2014, SCP-2785 has integrated electronic components 
fully into its form, replacing about 94.61 percents of its mechanical 
components. Radio analysis has revealed that SCP-2785-A no 
longer spins in its former fashion; rather, it emits electricity at 
approximately 250 volts. Some upgrades to itself include replacing 
gear systems with electronic motors, replacement of it's tool hand 
(which was formerly a shovel), with a regular hand, though with 
several more tools integrated into it, and the replacement of its 
mechanical voice-box with an electronic synthesizer. 


On 08/ /2014, SCP-2785 asked to meet with SCP-1360, asserting 
that it wanted to "cheer it up". It is of note that SCP-2785 was not 
informed of SCP-1360's existence. An observation of SCP-2785's 
innards revealed an electric signal interception system in the model 
of a standard Foundation [DATA REDACTED]. Due to the possibility 
of SCP-2785 gaining knowledge of technologies with the potential of 


causing a containment breach, as well as the obvious breach of 
information, SCP-2785's containment procedures were revised, and 
SCP-2785 has not displayed any information breaches since. 


Addendum 2785.5: 
+ Level 2 Clearance Required 
Interviewed: SCP-2785 
Interviewer: Researcher Calvin 


Foreword: Project Supervisor approved 
an interview with SCP-2785, in order to gain 
an understanding of its new behavior. 
<Begin Log, 09/ /2014 : > 


Researcher Calvin: Good evening, 
SCP-2785. 


SCP-2785: Ah, finally! Someone to speak with! 
You know, it is woefully dull, sitting in a blank 
room with nobody to speak with. 


Researcher Calvin: Alright, now- 


SCP-2785 emits a screech at about QB. It is 
assumed that this a cry of excitement. 


Researcher Calvin: | have come to talk about 
the electronics integrated within you. Could 
you shine some light on these for us? 


SCP-2785: Oh yes, electronics! Wonderful 
things, aren't they? You know, before | found 
out about electronics, | could barely even do 
addition by myself! Now, | can do all sorts of 
math that even you wouldn't believe! Have you 
heard about exponents? | think not, it's the 
kind of math that aliens would do! Watch this! 


SCP-2785 begins to carve a simple 


exponential equation into the table, and then 
solves it. 


SCP-2785: Are you amazed yet? 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please detail 
how you discovered electronics? 


SCP-2785: Not even a gasp of shock? Do you 
not have wonder? 


[SCP-2785 and Researcher Calvin argue 
about the simplicity of exponential equations 
for four (4) minutes. Extraneous dialogue 
removed] 


Researcher Calvin: You know, if you aren't 
willing to give us information, | guess I'll be on 
my way... 


Researcher Calvin begins to stand up. 
SCP-2785: No, please! Don't leave! 
Researcher Calvin: Okay. 
Researcher Calvin sits back down. 


Researcher Calvin: How did you discover 
electronics? 


SCP-2785: Oh, it was amazing! | saw one of 
your people press a singular button on a 
device that couldn't have been much larger 
than a stone tablet, and it immediately 
displayed seven pictures! Seven! 


SCP-2785 remains silent for two (2) seconds. 


SCP-2785: After all, if you had devices 
capable of these wonders, what chance did | 
have? So | did what any self-respecting man 


would do, and became a better person! It took 
quite a while, but by snooping in on your 
conversations, | discovered the secrets of 
these wonders that you call "electronics", and 
eventually used them to transform myself! 


Researcher Calvin: It's against protocol to 
expose humanoids to advanced technology. 
Could you describe how these electronics 
affected your actions? 


SCP-2785: It was wonderful, once | put the 
first electronics in! It was like | had been blind 
my whole life, and now | could see! Do you 
want to know how many new, alien types of 
mathematics that | learned? 


Researcher Calvin: No. 


SCP-2785: These mathematics will blow your 
mind to beyond the rings of the planet Sat- 


Researcher Calvin: (interrupting, noticeably 
frustrated) This isn't going anywhere... How 
did you know about SCP-1360? 


SCP-2785: It's simple. Once | managed to put 
together a humble [DATA REDACTED] 
together, and | discovered a wealth of 
knowledge! Did you know that knowledge is 
just floating in the air? | don't see why you 
don't have a [DATA REDACTED] inside of 
you, too! | can see the latest news, the newest 
gossip, and even recipes! I've always wanted 
to cook! Do you want me to make you the dish 
referred to as "coffee?" 


Researcher Calvin sighs 


Researcher Calvin: We're not getting any 
new information here. 


Researcher Calvin begins to stand up. 


SCP-2785: Wait! You have yet to see the 
magic of long division! 


<End Log, 09/ /2014 : > 


Closing Statement: For three weeks following 
this interview, SCP-2785 used a small drillbit in 
its finger to draw medium-difficulty equations in 
the walls of its cell, as well as phrases such as 
"Have you been amazed yet?" 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-2785's preferred language appears to be Russian, though 
after years of containment it has learned English via immersion. 
2. Russian for "transformation" 

3. This is mostly due to the minimum amount of mechanical 
components required for electronic devices to function. 


« SCP-2784 | SCP-2785 | SCP-2786 » 


SCP-325: The Detergent 


Item #: SCP-325 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-325 is to be held ina 
standard 30 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm steel box. This box should be 
waterproofed and lined with hydrophobic rubber, and stored away 
from any washing facilities. lf SCP-325 breaches containment, 
standard Foundation issue NBC protection suits are to be used to 
spread desiccant on the affected area. All used desiccant should be 
incinerated according to standard incineration procedure. SCP-325 
can be safely stored at any Site, and with any SCP. 


Any personnel showing a greatly increased adherence to cleaning 
and hygiene than required are to be detained and given new 
Foundation issue overalls to be worn for the next 24 hours. After this 
suspected personnel are to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. 


Description: SCP-325 is a small bottle of brand washing 
detergent, a product commonly sold in the United Kingdom. 
However, the " !" name present on the label does not 
match any of the company's current products. SCP-325 
contains a semi-viscous green liquid, identical in chemical 
composition to the "Naturals" range of washing detergent sold by 

. SCP-325 is a "Value pack" container of concentrated 
detergent, and currently contains 1,775 millilitres of fluid. One (1) 
wash of SCP-325 requires 25 ml of liquid, as indicated on the 
instructions located on the rear of the bottle. This information also 
contains a warning detailing [REDACTED]. 


SCP-325 functions in an identical way to a normal detergent, and 
when used will produce excellent results. Tests with Class-D 
personnel have indicated that victims will find the quality of the wash 
much higher than usual, therefore preferring to wear a garment 
washed in SCP-325 over other articles of clothing washed in normal 


SCP-2786: The Archetype 


NOTICE FROM THE RECORDS AND INFORMATION 
SECURITY ADMINISTRATION 


The following documentation has been flagged as 
COMPROMISED by SCP-2786's effects. Due to the nature of the 
anomaly, this has been deemed safe for reading for the time 
being. However, contents of the article may fluctuate between 
readings and may or may not be considered accurate at this time. 
Click below to initiate recalibration sequence. 


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« SCP-2785 | SCP-2786 | SCP-2787 » 


SCP-2787: A Bridge in 


Item #: SCP-2787 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: A monitoring station is to be 
established in the vicinity of SCP-2787-2 (Station 2787-05) to allow 
constant surveillance of SCP-2787-2 at all times by both electronic 
and visual means. A compatible file corresponding to the original 
design, designated SCP-2787-2’, is to be open within a computer 
running an SCP-2787-1 instance at all times; if any change in 
SCP-2787-2 is observed this file is to be saved immediately and 
Head Researcher SCP-2787 notified. The Foundation is to monitor 
internet traffic for SCP-2787-1, and any instances discovered are to 
be replaced with non-anomalous versions. 


When Protocol 371-Shepherd is in effect, any part of this 
containment protocol may be superseded at any time under orders 
of Head Researcher SCP-2787 or higher authority. Further orders 
will be issued as appropriate by O5 Command; however, personnel 
are to be reminded that, owing to the anomalous nature of 
SCP-2787, the Protocol must be regarded as a temporary measure 
only and is no substitute for true containment. Protocol 371- 
Shepherd suspended until further notice. 


Description: SCP-2787-1 (branded as ‘Civil Engineering Design 
Toolbox’) is a computer-aided design (CAD) software package 
created by Software Limited. SCP-2787-1 was not officially 
released, but was distributed illicitly via file-sharing websites prior to 
attracting Foundation attention. Copies of 'Civil Engineering Design 
Toolbox’ released by the manufacturer do not possess anomalous 
properties; at this time the origin of SCP-2787-1 is unknown. 
SCP-2787-1 functions similarly to the software created by the 
same company, allowing users to design and create 3D models, 
specify materials and dimensions, and other such functions common 
to such software. SCP-2787-1’s anomalous effects occur whenever 


a file is saved. Any model saved by the software in the default .cedt 
format will replace the current iteration of SCP-2787-2. 


SCP-2787-2 is a location in where models saved by 
SCP-2787-1 manifest. SCP-2787 was first brought to the attention of 
the Foundation when reports emerged of the steel bridge originally 
on the site disappearing, being replaced with a crude high-rise 
building rising from the valley below. The location was immediately 
closed to the public, and amnestics were administered to witnesses. 
Suppression of SCP-2787-1 has greatly reduced the number of 
incidents, with 3 non-authorised incidents occuring in 20 , as 
opposed to over 10 daily incidences immediately following 
discovery. Combined with the creation of SCP-2787-2’ from the 
original blueprints, this has allowed the Foundation to maintain the 
cover of the bridge being closed owing to ongoing safety issues. 
Testing surrounding SCP-2787’s ability to manifest complex 
materials and structures is currently ongoing, and authorised 
personnel may access the log below. 


+ SCP-2787 Testing Log 


Test #: 003 

Description: Replacement of SCP-2787-2’ 
with wooden model of identical geometry. 
Result: Structure manifested as specified and 
immediately collapsed into the valley below. 
Analysis suggests materials possessed 
insufficient structural strength to support their 
own weight. Debris disappeared when 
SCP-2787-2’ restored. 


Test #: 007 

Description: Samples of various materials 
(including steel, concrete and _) added to 
model. 

Result: Materials appeared in expected 
locations and removed from site. Testing 
showed no distinguishable differences from 
non-anomalous materials. Samples 
disappeared when SCP-2787-2’ restored. 


Incident #: Unauthorised Incident 075 
Description: Change to model resulting from 
uncontained SCP-2787-1 instance. 

Result: Structure disappeared in its entirety; 
Technician , who was installing equipment 
on the bridge at the time, was not affected and 
fell to the ground below. The technician was 
pronounced dead on the scene from injuries 
sustained from her fall. Model reverted to 
SCP-2787-2' following cleanup operation; 
relevant SCP-2787-1 instance later discovered 
as part of standard containment procedures 
and destroyed. 


Test #: 015 

Description: Self-contained steel chamber 
added to model such that it would manifest 
underground relative to SCP-2787-2, including 
surface hatch for accessibility. 

Result: Chamber appeared as expected. 
Opening of the hatch lead to inrush of air 
consistent with inside of chamber being in 
vacuum. When SCP-2787-2’ was restored the 
removed soil did not reappear. 


Test #: 016 

Description: A battery of Scranton reality 
anchors were established around SCP-2787-2. 
Various models were saved including repeats 
of previous tests. 

Result: [REDACTED] 


Test #: 017 

Description: Extensive changes to model in 
attempt to [REDACTED] and simulation of 
containment failure of SCP-. 

Result: [REDACTED] leading to use of 
SCP-2787 for emergency containment being 
approved by O5 Council majority vote; 
SCP-2787 reclassified as Thaumiel. 


Authorised personnel may access Protocol 
371-Shepherd. 


Protocol 371-Shepherd 


Full access to Protocol 371-Shepherd is restricted to personnel of 
Level 5 clearance. 


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