detective. Justice will be served. It MUST be 
served. I'm going to find the killer, and I'm 
going to make him suffer for what he did to 
her. I'll make sure to draw it out as much as he 
did. 


August 30th 


The detective failed me. Just like the police 
did. | can't rely on anyone. There has to be 
something | can use. Something that the police 
and the detective don't have. I'll try anything at 
this point. 


September 3rd 


| found something there. An old bookshop, 
some voodoo shit or whatever Jeff told me 
about last year. Thought it was garbage. Never 
questioned why the shop never closed. Good 
thing it didn't. 


It looks like a weird owl pellet made of bone or 
something, but the paper it came with says it 
can track anything down. Hell, you can even 
"instruct" the damn thing on what to do when it 
finds them. | need some stuff to start it though. 
I'll be amazed if this works. | don't know what 
I'm doing, but I've got nothing to lose. 


Where the hell do you buy an owl carcass? 
September 7th 


Apparently you can buy dead birds online. 
Yeesh. But alongside those herbs from 
Cameroon and the crystals, | have everything | 
need. It said any owl corpse would work, but 
I'm really not sure if that applies to roadkill. At 
least I'm supposed to burn the thing, so | won't 


SCP-438: Addictive Straitjacket of Espionage 


Item #: SCP-438 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-438 is currently deployed 
in the field in the custody of Reconnaissance Team Kappa-6. 
Experimental proposals will not be considered at this time; however, 
SCP-438b may be available. See addendum. 


Description: SCP-438 is a white canvas straitjacket of the Posey 
brand, dating to about 1930, fitted with straps of an unknown 
material. The jacket is designed for versatility and will fit and 
securely restrain some 95% of adult humans when properly 
adjusted. 


The threshold for the effects of SCP-438 is unknown, as are the 
precise extent of the effects; research is based entirely upon self- 
reported personal experience and is therefore unreliable save in the 
most quantifiable circumstances. 


When SCP-438 is worn in a manner consistent with historical uses 
of straitjackets, the wearer falls into a comatose state combined with 
a continuous out-of-body experience (OBE); the subject’s mind 
effectively becomes a disembodied consciousness. This form has 
no physical properties, cannot interact directly with the physical 
world, and cannot be measured or detected by any means available 
to us, including other SCP objects. However, even cursory tests 
prove that the state is quite real — the consciousness is actually 
separated from the body, able to traverse vast distances instantly 
and effortlessly, and retains a full range of sensory perception. 
Memory is comparable to what the subject would have in an 
unaltered state. 


During the coma, communication with the subject runs only one way 
and is possible only insofar as his or her consciousness is actually 


have to smell it for long. 
September 8th 


Burnt owl carcass smells worse than normal 
owl carcass. 


September 12th 
It worked. 


Damned if the thing isn't creepy though. | don't 
like the way it looks at me. I'm about to 
activate it, and I've planned out its orders. | 
just have to use the crystal to write in the 
ashes, and then it'll obey. 


September 15th 


Today, it came back to me. Brought me some 
shreds of clothing and the bastara's wallet. | 
knew it. | knew it was him, but nobody would 
listen. This proves | was right. 


The owl coughed up a pellet just like the first 
one and sat on it. Weird. It's over and done 
with so it should disappear soon. Thank god, it 
gives me the willies. 


September 21st 


The owl didn't disappear. Now there's two of 
them. The pellet hatched into another one, and 
they flew off. | guess when | wrote the 
invocation, | never told the first owl when to 
stop. 


Maybe it's okay. | got my justice, but there are 
so many other people who didn't. This way, no 
death will go unavenged. Let others have my 
peace of mind. 


What if I just... let it keep happening? 


Foundation investigation regarding the owner of the journal, with 
relation to human remains recovered from the ritual site, is 
underway. 


Footnotes 

1. Convictions include both intentional actions (murder) as well as 
perpetrating accidents (manslaughter) 

2. Attempts to locate the shop in question were unsuccessful. 


SCP-3387: A Small World After All 


Interior shot of SCP-3387 


Item #: SCP-3387 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All attempts at the closure of 
SCP-3387 have failed due to intervention from the Walt Disney 
Company. In exchange for cooperation in the containment of several 
other Disney related anomalies, SCP-3387 is currently allowed to 
operate as normal. Foundation agents embedded in staff and 
security at Walt Disney World are to identify individuals at risk of 
infection by SCP-3387 at the park entrance using facial recognition 
software to cross-reference travel records and are to deter such 
persons from accessing SCP-3387 through the discreet usage of 
amnestics and/or physical detainment. Park guests determined to be 
infected with SCP-3387 are to be quarantined on-site until they can 
be safely extracted by Foundation operatives. At no point is any 
member of the Foundation to enter SCP-3387 without the express 
approval of senior research staff. 


Description: SCP-3387 is the designation for the attraction “It's a 
Small World” and the anomalous phenomena that occurs within the 
ride at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida. 
SCP-3387's anomalous effects manifest when an individual 
embarks on the ride while fitting the following criteria: 


1. They have traveled to at least three countries outside their nation 
of birth. 

2. They have committed a crime or a severe cultural indiscretion 
while visiting a foreign country. 

3. They have ridden the attraction at least three times prior. 


Once an individual meeting the requisite conditions has reached the 
second room of the attraction, they will begin to experience visual 


and auditory hallucinations. These include but are not limited to 
animatronics resembling people they have met abroad, song lyrics 
referencing their name and life details directly, and [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. As the ride continues, effected individuals will 
perceive the tempo of the song to increase and the hallucinations to 
become more specific, often focusing on personal traumas and 
misdeeds. Two minutes before the ride's conclusion, the lyrics 
change dramatically again and it begins to be sung in an unknown 
language. Foundation linguists have failed to translate or record this 
vocalization properly, but test subjects have noted that it sounds like 
a deeply distorted version of Bavarian. 


After disembarking from the attraction, affected individuals will 
continue to hear the song intermittently, shifting in intensity at 
random intervals. As the park closes, the song will increase in 
severity, compelling afflicted persons to break in and return to 
SCP-3387. Joint efforts by both the Walt Disney Company and the 
Foundation have been successful in detaining 82.2% of affected 
individuals before they can reach SCP-3387. Once an individual has 
reached the attraction, they will soasm violently before vomiting one 
to three small animatronics resembling themselves in the style of the 
ride. These simulacrums will animate and begin self-locomotion, 
singing the song of the attraction as they move inward to integrate 
with the scenery. This process is painful and often results in fatal 
lacerations in the chest cavity and throat. Survivors show extremely 
adverse reactions to anything relating to the Walt Disney Company 
or its properties, even after psychological and amnestic treatment. It 
is currently believed that .% of the animatronics throughout the 
ride were produced by SCP-3387. 


If an infected individual is apprehended before they are able to 
regain access to the attraction for birthing, they are to be subdued 
and taken to nearby Site-48 for invasive surgery. The animatronic 
fetus or fetuses, which gestate in the stomach, are to be removed 
and kept in standard biohazard holding. No object extracted this way 
has been viable following its forced removal from the host. 


View interviews post-testing with SCP-3387 


Interviewed: D-9258 


Interviewer: Dr. McCune 


Foreword: Subject D-9258 was determined to 
be susceptible to infection by SCP-3387 and 
was instructed to ride the attraction. This 
interview was conducted immediately after 
D-9258 was extracted and taken to Site-48 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. McCune: Good afternoon D-9258. Would 
you please explain your experience with 
SCP-3387 in detail? 


D-9258 is visibly uncomfortable and can be 
seen glancing around the room. 


D-9258: A-after this interview, you'll stop it, 
right? 


Dr. McCune: We will do everything in our 
power to make you comfortable. Perhaps we 
can be begin by elaborating on what exactly 
you want stopped? 


D-9258: The song, doc! The stupid song! 
Those smug robotic [EXPLITIVE REMOVED] 
are still at it! | can hear it now! 


Dr. McCune: Could you describe the song? 
Are there any deviations from the original 
lyrics? 


D-9258: When the ride started it was normal. 
Well, as normal as that stupid song gets. | 
heard it once as a kid and it would still pop into 
my head every couple of years. But... But after 
a little bit it started to change. The little puppet 
guys they have singing, they addressed me. 
ME. Said | was part of their small world, but 
that all the bad things | had ever done were 


not welcome. T-that | had to leave them at the 
threshold. 


Dr. McCune: And do you consider yourself to 
have perpetrated these so-called bad things 
during your life, D-9258? 


D-9258: You know damn well what I’ve done. 
It earned me a spot in your program after all. 
The thing is... The thing is... 


D-9258 begins sobbing. 


D-9258: They knew too. The bastards started 
rhyming every sin | ever committed. At some 
point they stopped even singing in English, but 
| still knew what they meant. Still knew that | 
was stained. 


Dr. McCune: And you can still hear the song 
now? 


D-9258: Yes! God, it won’t stop! Sometimes 
it’s just a whisper, other times they’re shouting 
in my ears. | get it! It's a small god damn 
world, and most of me is not welcome in it! 
Shut up! Shut up you stupid toys! 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: D-9258 refused to 
answer any further questions and was 
immediately transferred to the medical wing of 
Site-48 for surgery. Two large masses of steel 
and electrical wiring were successfully excised 
from the subject's stomach. Before awakening, 
the subject was dosed with Class-B amnestics. 


Interviewed: D-9258 


Interviewer: Dr. McCune 


Foreword: 24 hours after D-9258's surgery, 
another interview was held to assess the 
subject's mental state. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. McCune: Good evening, D-9258. How are 
you feeling? 


D-9258: My throat hurts and my stitches are 
itchy. Other than that, peachy. 


Dr. McCune: I’m glad to hear that. Do you 
recall why we operated on you? 


D-9258: There were some malignant growths 
in my chest cavity right? I’m still shocked that 
you'd waste time and resources on a low-life 
like me. 


Dr. McCune: Everyone deserves a shot at 
living, even individuals with histories like yours. 
But we are digressing. Have you ever been to 
Disney World before? 


D-9258 flinches at the mention of the theme 
park. 


D-9258: Once... as a child. Place freaked me 
out, all those awful mascots. I've avoided 
thinking about it since. 


Dr. McCune: Are you familiar with these 
characters? 


Dr. McCune retrieves a series of a 
photographs of various Disney mascot 
characters. D-9258 pales considerably. 


D-9258: Yeah, yeah everyone recognizes 
those ears. Put those away please, | can’t look 
at them! 


Dr. McCune: One more question, have you 
heard this song before? 


The song “It’s a Small World” is played over 
the interrogation room speakers. D-9258 eyes 
widen. The subject then vomits and loses 
consciousness. 


Dr. McCune: Subject is not able to respond to 
further questioning. This interview is 
terminated. 


Addendum: SCP-3387 first came under Foundation scrutiny 
following a press release by the Walt Disney Company on 6/7/2002 
that appeared anonymously on all televisions in the state of Florida. 
The statement was issued after several missing persons reports, all 
of whom were recent guests at the Magic Kingdom, though the 
subject of the disappearances is never mentioned. The speaker, a 
man of indeterminate age and ethnicity in a grey suit with a Mickey 
Mouse pin on the lapel, matches no employment records of the Walt 
Disney Company nor the citizenship of any known country. Efforts to 
identify and locate this individual are ongoing. Shortly after the 
conclusion of the broadcast, Foundation personnel were successful 
in disseminating class-A amnestics across the state. A transcript of 
the statement can be seen below: 


We here at Disney truly strive to make our park the 
happiest place on Earth. Now that may seem like a 
monumental undertaking, but we know that if our staff 
and guests work together, we can truly create magic. We 
would like to remind our fans, visitors, investors, our 
family, that nothing is possible without cooperation. If you 
ever step into an attraction and see a part of yourself on 
display, that is by design. We put our hearts and souls 
into making every attraction a delight, and we expect our 
visitors to do the same. Let’s all work together to make 
this world just a little bit smaller. 


SCP-3388: Cacthulhu 


Item #: SCP-3388 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3388 is to be contained in 
a climate-controlled containment chamber at Site-42. SCP-3388 is 
to kept at the center of the chamber such that the walls and ceiling 
are at least 7m away from SCP-3388. Windows in the ceiling of the 
chamber are to allow natural sunlight into the room. SCP-3388 is to 
be watered once a day through a hole in the ceiling positioned 
directly above SCP-3388. All personnel are prohibited from entering 
SCP-3388's containment chamber. 


Any receipt of text messages from 426-222-2887 are to be reported 
to the SCP-3388 project lead immediately. 


Description: SCP-3388 is a moon cactus", 8.5 cm in height. 
SCP-3388 is capable of physical manipulation of any and all 
physical objects with a 7m radius. Limited testing showed that 
SCP-3388 can exert forces up to 6x107N. While a definitive pattern 
has not been observed, evidence suggests that SCP-3388 utilizes 
its anomalous properties to attain natural resources for itself [See 
Video Log 3388-A]. 


SCP-3388 appears to be sapient and can communicate via the 
manipulation of electronic devices. See Addendum 3388-01 for 
transcripts of all communication from SCP-3388. 


SCP-3388 was recovered on 09/04/2017 from the living room in the 
house of Damien and Holly Hirsch, following the death of the two 
aforementioned individuals. During an initial investigation of the 
anomaly, Field Agent Zachary Andrews spontaneously expired. 
Evidence provided in Andrew's videographic log pinpointed 
SCP-3388 as the cause of these three deaths. 


Video Log 3388-A: 


Preface: Footage of the aftermath of a reality 
restructuring event in a civilian home located in Tuscon, 
Arizona. Video recorded by the late Agent Andrews. 


<BEGIN LOG> 


Agent Andrews enters the building. The ceiling has 
collapsed, and the torso of one person can be seen from 
under the rubble. Another body on the ground is closer to 
Andrews. The only untouched portion of the house is the 
kitchen sink.