On 8/14/ ,acaptured specimen of SCP-2802 attacked 
containment personnel by expelling streams of its internal acid 
through specialized ventricles resembling tear ducts. Three staff 
members suffered chemical burns, but no fatalities resulted. The 
SCP-2802 specimen was placed in isolated containment for testing 
purposes. Examinations of captive SCP-2802 specimens revealed 
no trace of such defensive organs. 


Since Incident 2802-1, | specimens of SCP-2802 have possessed 
defensive organs of some type, with the possessive portion of the 
population rising to % within the last years. Containment 
procedures have been updated accordingly to provide proper 
protection to SCP-2802's possible defensive measures. 


« SCP-2801 | SCP-2802 | SCP-2803 » 


SCP-2803: TotleighSoft - "Because COMPUTERS!"™ 


Item #: SCP-2803 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Area-2803 has been 
established around the perimeter of SCP-2803 with a public front as 
a military base. Satellite footage of SCP-2803 is to be expunged 
from Internet map data. Exploration of SCP-2803 is only to be 
carried out via remote drone. 


Area-2803 is to be supplied with rotating armed personnel from MTF 
Nu-7 "Hammer Down" in the event of SCP-2803-A entering an 
active state. An active state can be defined as any of the following: 


¢ Negotiation breakdown 

¢ Lambda wave output of over 504 cycles per minute 
¢ Attacks on non-exploratory personnel 

¢ Mass disruption of civilian computer activity 


All personal computers and internet use in a 200 km radius from 
Area-2803 are to be monitored for possible lambda wave influence. 


In the event that SCP-2803-A enters a fully active state and military 
response proves insufficient, Contingency 2803-XK "Red Sun", 
along with subsequent media blackout and fallout protection 
measures, is to be implemented immediately. 


Instances of SCP-2803-B are not to be disturbed in any way. 


Description: SCP-2803 is an office building complex km north of 
Rapid City, South Dakota, serving as the headquarters of the 
TotleighSoft corporation. Before TotleighSoft, SCP-2803 was an 
automobile manufacturing plant. This corporation has been linked to 
the creation of several anomalous software programs under 
containment by the Foundation, including SCP-2527, SCP-2219, 


and SCP-3492. 


SCP-2803-A is a tumorous growth of flesh in the center of 
SCP-2803, estimated to have a mass of over 197 tonnes. DNA 
testing of tissue samples from SCP-2803-A have yielded 
inconclusive results. SCP-2803-A has over 7,000 thin, chitinous 
tendrils entwined throughout SCP-2803, which produce a crystalline 
mucus that permeates the facility. 


Though it is not capable of speech on its own, SCP-2803-A is 
sapient and communicates through electronics in a broken dialect of 
English. SCP-2803-A states that it is the CEO of TotleighSoft and 
answers to the name "P. Hudson Gock". 


SCP-2803-A emits a constant stream of lambda waves.! These 
lambda waves are used to gain subliminal control of nearby 
computers for the purpose of creating new products for TotleighSoft. 
These products are often harmful to users or the general public. 


SCP-2803-B denotes 247 humans that have been exposed to 
SCP-2803-A's mucus. The majority of SCP-2803-B instances were 
employees of the original automotive plant. Most SCP-2803-B 
instances are in a constant state of meditation, serving as an 
amplification system for SCP-2803-A's lambda waves, while others 
create and package hardware for TotleighSoft.2 SCP-2803-A refers 
to instances of SCP-2803-B as employees. 


There is no known method to dampen or neutralize the lambda 
waves, and the only means of defense against them remains 
constant negotiation with SCP-2803-A. As SCP-2803-A has proven 
incapable of understanding human thought patterns, this has proven 
difficult. 


Addendum - Incident 2803-Prime: 


SCP-2803-A first came to its current location on 11/13/1986. At 
12:08 PM, Staff at the Grosvenor Automotive Facility (currently 
SCP-2803) received a fax transmission from an unknown source: 


NOTIC OF MERGER 


Happy to report! Your compnay has being annex by 
TOTLEIGH software corporation. Will be comig at 1:00 
for prenimilary restructure meetig. Expect new CEO 
(myslef), new WORK CONDISIONS, and handson 
ENGAGEMINT! 


Yuor compliance is NOT voluntary. Complaents may be 
submit at apropriate time. Good that you all unerstand an 
agree. 


Regaards, 
P. Hudson Gock CEO of Totleigh Software yes 


At 12:29 PM, a nearby Foundation particulate relay pickup detected 
a significant increase in tachyon activity in the South Dakota area, 
originating from an area of the Crab Nebula noted for anomalous 
activity. 


At 12:58 PM, a loud roaring sound followed by a mild explosive 
shockwave was reported in Rapid City, South Dakota. 


Approximately 2,000 people were killed when SCP-2803-A 
materialized in the center of the Grosvenor Automotive Facility, 
causing a significant discharge of antimatter. Survivors were 
converted into instances of SCP-2803-B, and containment 
measures began in the following days. 


Interviewed: SCP-2803-A, via email 
Interviewer: Dr. Lisle Naismith 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Naismith: Are you aware that your products are 
harmful to consumers? 


SCP-2803-A: It is false. Perhaps regulading goverment 
getting your to headd, yes. No, | am the libertrarian. 


Dr. Naismith: Why do you make these games? 


SCP-2803-A: Why does anyody buisness? | wood not 


have coming from blackest EverVoid between the 
nothings if it werent for AMERICAN dream. 


Dr. Naismith: You came from space? 


SCP-2803-A: True! Start fro nothings. Now look, in free 
market with humens, as if | am humens myself, have 
buisness and profits much, TOTLEIGHSOFT is a winnr! 


Dr. Naismith: What made you want to start a software 
company? 


SCP-2803-A: Old job was get old. Could do anything, 
anytiem. Instan grafication. Thrill is in journey, said i! | 
am missing it now, though. 


Dr. Naismith: And your old job was? 

SCP-2803-A: [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Dr. Naismith: And what exactly were you "obliterating?" 
SCP-2803-A: [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Dr. Naismith: ...noted. 

SCP-2803-A: Should go back to teh old job, youthinks? 


Dr. Naismith: No. | would honestly suggest you should 
stick with running a software corporation. That is the 
American way. You came to do the right thing. I'm 100% 
certain you should keep selling your software and 
making money. Your old job was not at all interesting or 
profitable, keep doing this. 


SCP-2803-A: Because am start to miss it. Being humens 
is difficult. Cannot even [DATA EXPUNGED], you now? 


Dr. Naismith: Please. I'm begging you. Keep being a 
software tycoon. 


SCP-2803-A: Will thinks it ovir. Not so sure anymo. 


<End Log> 


Footnotes 

1. Specialized telepathic energy, first discovered during experiments 
with SCP- 

2. The method of hardware export outside of Area-2803 is currently 
unknown. 


« SCP-2802 | SCP-2803 | SCP-2804 » 


SCP-2804: Fire and Forget 


Item #: SCP-2804 
Object Class: Euclid 
Special Containment Procedures: UPDATED 2021-05-05 


SCP-2804 is expected to have a profound effect on normalcy over 
the following 55 years; SCP-2804's containment strategy is thus 
oriented towards preventing the public recognition of its anomalous 
properties and the minimization of SCP-2804's disruptive effects. 
The exact containment strategy will thus vary with the frequency of 
affected structures and the number of potential witnesses. 


The Foundation must coordinate with local and state governments to 
ensure that no buildings are constructed in SCP-2804-B's path, 
either by acquiring the land in question or arranging for alternative 
uses. In the case of pre-existing buildings, the optimal strategy will 
be determined by SCP-2804's containment team. 


Buildings in SCP-2804-B's path should not be demolished sooner 
than necessary, and should be reconstructed or replaced after it has 
passed. This requirement may be waived if it would require 
excessive budgetary expenditures. 


SCP-2804-A1 through -A3 are contained at their original locations 
and surrounded by false buildings and barbed wire fences. Access 
is restricted to specially authorized personnel. 


Pol-2804-1 is under Level 2 observation at all times. It will be taken 
into Foundation custody for testing should it become associated with 
any further anomalous activity. 


Description: SCP-2804 is a phenomenon in which a wooden deck 
will instantaneously appear attached to a building. This is preceded 
by the appearance of red chalk graffiti reading "Where's the deck? 


— Fly" on the building. Eleven hours and thirteen minutes pass 
between the appearance of this graffiti and the materialization of the 
deck. Removal of the graffiti has no effect on SCP-2804. 


Decks created by SCP-2804 typically match modern architectural 
and construction sensibilities and will not cross property lines. These 
decks will not exhibit anomalous properties unless the property on 
which a building resides is too small or irregularly shaped to contain 
a conventional deck. Anomalous products of SCP-2804 are 
designated SCP-2804-A. 


SCP-2804-B is a theoretical point that moves 3.4m per day, or 
1.25km per year, with a bearing roughly 34° North of East. Any 
building that SCP-2804-B passes through will be affected by 
SCP-2804. Assuming that SCP-2804-B has maintained its current 
speed and heading since creation, its origin can be placed at 
Dyson Avenue in , South Carolina. | Dyson Avenue is the 
home of Pol-2804-1, Floyd "Fly" Whitacre, the owner of 
Construction Company. 


Addendum 2804-1: Projected timeline of SCP-2804-B. 


Date Event Notes 
2039-04- SCP-2804-B enters | The purchase and 
, SC and affects | destruction of 
up to twenty-four buildings in 
buildings over the nextSCP-2804-B's path 
two years. has been deemed 


more cost-effective 
than amnestic 
administration for this 


timeframe. 

2041-11- SCP-2804-B enters | Containment will likely 
the Charleston entail some 
metropolitan area, combination of mass 
affecting ~100 amnesticization, 
buildings per year for preemptive 
the next 35 years. destruction of 


buildings, and partial 
depopulation of 
Charleston via 


untranslated log with complete additional text is stored at 
SCP-328-01-OR disc in storage area 328-A. 


[TRANSLATED DATA BEGINSlis approximately 4 units 
in width, 6 units in length, and 0.4 units high when sitting 
on a flat surface. Its external surface is essentially 
featureless aside from unrecognised markings on 
several surfaces, and several narrow slots along the two 
shorter edges. It tastes of sodium chloride, present in 
trace (non-toxic) quantities on its surface, and of carbon- 
based oils and polymers of unidentified composition. 
é*O—‘wographic analysis of the residues present on the 
surface and of the material of which the device is 
comprised indicate it contains several elements unknown 
to our science. When inactive it radiates very little 
energy; its surrounding @°é—%-— is flavourless, aside 
from a hint of HOROxBo. 


Three indentations along the edge release 
electromagnetic radiation in a rhythmic pulse. Upon 
depression of a smooth, flavourless (ie. possessing only 
the same base flavour as the object) surface on the 
same edge as the radiators, the top half of the device 
comes loose, revealing itself to be hinged along the 
opposite surface. Inside is what appears to be a control 
console, with 104 nearly-identical depressable surfaces, 
most of a uniform size. Researcher 
F+qeCQoedID6YF9%. has described them as 
[SEQUENCE OF UNTRANSLATED DATA] 

for each of the yAdz'58a8 i*Ubtxt inside its outer é*WP/ 
y2—xcgO, but underneath it is a ,248aA"aA0z2|™ 
[SEQUENCE OF UNTRANSLATED DATA] 

when a small oblong surface is pressed, the translucent 
surface above the primary interface almost immediately 
begins emitting class /@I'4 radiation, which claimed the 
No_=jly of four researchers before adequate shielding 
could be devised (see Handling Protocols, above). 


Operation: Trial and error has revealed that depressing 
certain combinations of the surfaces on the control 


manipulation of the 
local economy?. 
SCP-2804 upgraded 
to Keter-ciass. 
2076-01- SCP-2804-B moves| Containment is trivial 
into the Atlantic during this timeframe. 
Ocean. No additional SCP-2804 
buildings are affected. downgraded to Euclid- 


Class. 
2 -06-04 SCP-2804-B SCP-2804-B's 
approaches the trajectory and activity 
Geographic North past this point, if any, 
Pole. are unknown. 


Addendum 2804-2: Catalog of SCP-2804-A. 


Two instances of SCP-2804-A were created prior to containment. 
Once the requirements for their creation were understood, a third 
was Created via experimentation. Restricting a property in the same 
way multiple times does not appear to create identical anomalies. 


SCP-2804-A1 [DATA EXPUNGED] 


SCP-2804-A2 extends 64 meters vertically up the back of a 
suburban house in , SC. In all respects other than its 
orientation, it is constructed like a conventional deck. SCP-2804-A2 
is classified as "Indestructible" under standard destructibility 
guidelines. Any solid object that touches SCP-2804-A2 will 
immediately be rotated 90° with respect to the ground and then 
crushed against SCP-2804-A2 with a force in excess of one million 
Newtons. This is invariably lethal to living organisms. 


SCP-2804-A3 is, in an inactive state, a number of wooden planks 
located on Beach, SC. Individuals exiting the back door of an 
SCP-2804-affected apartment building in , SC are transported 
to SCP-2804-A3's location. When approached by a live human, the 
planks of SCP-2804-A3 will float into the air and arrange themselves 
to form a staircase. When an individual climbs to the top stair of 
SCP-2804-A3, the planks forming lower stairs will exit formation to 
create more stairs above the subject. SCP-2804-A3 will return to its 
inactive state when any individual falls off of it. 


Addendum 2804-3: Excerpt from an interview with Pol-2804-1. 
Dr. Hamon: Mr. Whitacre — 


Pol-2804-1: </nterrupting> You can call me Fly if you 
want. Don't sweat it. 


Dr. Hamon: Right, then. Fly, do you remember what you 
were doing the evening of December 10, 20162? 


Pol-2804-1: Well, that was about four months ago, and | 
can barely remember what | had for lunch. <Laughs> 
Give me a refresher, will you? 


Dr. Hamon: That was a Saturday. The weather was... 
sunny. You stopped at a gas station at 3:14 and bought 
a few six-packs and two bags of tortilla chips. 


Pol-2804-1: Oh, | must have had the boys over for 
cards. That's been a pretty regular thing since my wife 
died’... yeah, they'd probably show up around six, we 
shoot the shit for a few hours, Don loses whatever he 
came with, and a few of us are drunk by the end of the 
night. 


Dr. Hamon: | see. Sorry for your loss. Does anything 
about that night stand out to you at all? 


Pol-2804-1: Whitey and Clarence got into it. Clarence 
smacked Whitey right across the face. Damn near broke 
his jaw, too. Clarence isn't invited to poker night any 
more. 


Dr. Hamon: Right. Anything else? 


Pol-2804-1: Well... hm. | think on the way home from 
dropping off Whitey, | passed the Wilkinson place+ and 
wrote something on their garage door. In chalk, you 
know. It'd wash away. That's about all | can think of. 


Dr. Hamon: Hm. And | can see from this document here 
that you did some construction work for the Wilkinsons 


back in 2004, correct? 


Pol-2804-1: <Nods> That's how | know them. That was 
my first project since | took over the business, actually. 


Dr. Hamon: Were you aware that they removed the deck 
you installed back in May? 


Pol-2804-1: Pardon? 


Dr. Hamon: The Wilkinsons got rid of their deck and built 
a patio instead. 


Pol-2804-1: I'm... not sure | understand... <Frowns> 
Dr. Hamon: What don't you understand?