From "The Green Prince" by giant enemy spycrab 


Et Tam Deum Petivi 


Tales from the Horizon Initiative and other things of a theological 
nature. 


The biggest problem, Salah thought, was how one went about killing 
a god. You could burn its scriptures, wipe out its worshipers, kill its 
avatars, but that would only ever delay it. Eventually it would come 
back, whispering, and the whole cycle would begin again. It could 
wait forever. 


From "Second Watch" by Djoric 


S & C Plastics 


Life is like a hurricane here in Sloth's Pit. The people at Site 87 are 
just trying to make sense of it. 


“Reminder;” the intercom squealed at lunch; “Pumpkin Spice 
flavored beverages are strictly prohibited in light of the recent 
containment of E-8820. For details, please see Site-87 general mail 
‘Re: Subcutaneous Ginger’, sent last Wednesday. Department 
heads, please forward to your teams.” 


Grant looked down at his coffee and was very nearly sick. No one 
else dumped their drinks. 


From "Leafers" by FortuneFavorsBold 


lolFoundation 


We all laughed, but it's not funny anymore. 


Jacob stared up at the towering glass and marble building in front of 
him. It had twenty-nine stories, just as he had imagined it, topped 
with three huge letters, maybe 9.144 meters tall. It was heaven. 


From "New Kid On The Block" by Anaxagoras 


Global Occult Coalition Casefiles 


Protecting Humanity, Whether It Likes It Or Not. 


Note that execution of Procedure Pizzicato will, by necessity, result 
in an irreversible Second Mission (Concealment) failure in order to 
allow for a First Mission (Survival) success. Third Mission 
(Protection) goals are secondary: normal avoidance of civilian 
casualties is to be second priority to maintaining Minimum 
Repopulation Margin among the survivors. 


From "Procedure Pizzicato" by Dr. Clef 


The Gulf 


The Gulf was aflame. This was going to push our little Task Forces 
to the limit. 


Kate’s heart was beating so loud she could hear it. The wind chimes 
were louder, too. But she wanted to see what the other side — the 
Everything Under Everything — what it looked like. What Mackenzie 
saw in her nightly prayers outside. Kate, wide-eyed, nodded. 


From "I Double E" by Kate McTiriss 


Stealing Solidarity 


Five cyborg commando catgirls. One guy in a bathrobe. One 
spaceship. Space is infinite. 


[Boss: The lone surviving member of an inbred clone clan onboard a 
gigantic ancient spaceship is not the weirdest thing we have dealt 
with.] 


From "Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3" by Djoric 


Straight On Till Morning 


Mankind reached for the stars only to have the ground pulled out 
from under them. The United Earth Fleet is on a course for home. 


"There were eighteen of us on that ship- Twelve from the 
Foundation, six from the GOC. Eleven came back, four of those, 
myself included, in need of serious medical treatment. Two died in 
hospital on Minerva Base. The Fyodorov had a crew of 45, not 
including the captain. | don't know who gave the order to fire on the 
Nikolai Fyodorov. | know the flight recorder was damaged. | don't 
particularly care. They were right to do so." 


From "The First 55" by Von Pincier 


Resurrection 


A reconstruction and "resurrection" of the original "central storyline" 
of the SCP Foundation. 


"It's me," she called. "SCP-105. They're dead." She dropped the 
gun, kicked it forward, and then knelt down with her hands on the 
back of her head until the agents got her and took her to safety. 


From "Immediate Actions" by DrEverettMann 


AIAD 


Stories about virtual people making a virtual difference. 


Please don't feel that way. | know it's big and scary... | wish you 
could see the courage that | see in you. 


From "Null-terminating String" by LurkD 


On Mount Golgotha 


The melody of life sings in the minds and hearts of the multitude. 
The world goes out not with a bang, nor a whimper, but with a 
symphony. 


It must be music. Life and death codified in sound where words 
cannot. 

From "The Journal of K. M. Sandoval" by WrongJohnSilver and 
LadyKatie 

Third Law 


The anomalies of today are the cutting edge of tomorrow. The 


impossible never stays that way. Welcome to the future. 


"Good thing too, or it might have fried your brains. That would have 
put an end to your nascent hivemind real quick." 


From "The Analog Kid" by GreenWolf 


Project Heimdall 


Contingency Planning Operation approved. Codename designation 
"Project Heimdall". Research potential means by which 
extraterrestrial intelligence displaying vigorous, active hostility to 
human life and/or civilization might attempt to conquer, enslave, or 
exterminate humanity. Analyze likely outcomes. Develop 
countermeasures and contingency plans. Report findings to O5 
Council when complete. 


"General, the chances of anything coming to wipe us out are a 
million to one," Rex replied smugly. 


From "We Have Dismissed That Claim" by Hornby 


Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave 


The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test 
that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter 
pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running 
speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this 
signal. bodeboop. A single lap should be completed every time you 
hear this sound. ding. Remember to run in a straight line and run as 
long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before 
the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On 
your mark. Get ready! Start. 


"That's what makes the things real. The breakthroughs, the 
moments, the momentary lapses in madness. Pop the cork and my 
bottle overfloweth with hatred and motherfucking anger." 


From "Conservation of Momentum" by Randomini 


Dread & Circuses 


With Herman Fuller gone, the Freaks are running the Circus now. 
Flaunting the veil of normalcy and somehow always narrowly 
avoiding the clutches of the Essie P, Geo Sea and Insurgent Sea, 
The Circus of the Disquieting provides a sanctuary for anomalous 
humanoids while offering people a glimpse of what lies behind the 
Masquerade. 


Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, Herman Fuller's Circus 
of the Disquieting is proud to announce our new Master of 
Ceremonies. She started off as just another runaway, but through 
sheer talent and determination she's clawed her way up from 
magician, to Clown, to troupe leader and now to the Ringmaster of 
the Circus itself! | give you the beautiful, the astonishing, the magical 
Icky! 


From the Dread & Circuses Hub, by DrChandra 


War On All Fronts 

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 

By the time we made it to Hy-Brasil, the city had already descended 
into chaos and ruin. The storm was bad enough to cause panic, and 


then a fire-breathing squid monster crawled out of the ocean. It was 
a recipe for disaster, and that is what happened. 


From "LTE-0851-Cetus", by stormbreath 


Ship In A Bottle 


Site-17 Director and grown-ass man Benjamin Kondraki has a 
problem. 


Kondraki rushed back into his bedroom. There was the sound of 
some rummaging around in the closet. He came out wearing a black 
trench coat with a gigantic, tent-shaped bulge in the front at crotch 
level. "Wow," he said flatly. "This sure did help a lot. No one will 
notice anything wrong now, yes siree-bob." 


From "Third Date" by DrClef 


Those Twisted Pines 


Strange things are done in the Northwest Rains. From the 
extradimensional antics of Three Portlands, to the cybernetic reign 
of Anderson Robotics, to a bizarre partnership with Wilson Wildlife 
Services, it's up to the fine folks of Site-64 to keep everything 
contained. 


"She then turned her attention back to the sunset and took a deep 
breath. The smell of pine trees and sea salt filled her nostrils. In the 
distance, a group of people flew through the skyline on broomsticks. 
Nearby, a friendly looking pair of young men were putting on a 
magic show for a group of children, fantastic figures of light and 
sound dancing around for the little one’s amusement. Distant music 
could be heard among the hustle and bustle of people of all sorts 
enjoying the dying light." 


From "Make Portland Weirder" by Jacob Conwell 


So You Wanna Build A Canon 


If you're wanting to build a canon and have it added to 
this page, the important thing to remember is that it must 
be a shared project. To qualify for inclusion here, your 
canon must meet the following requirements: 


¢ A minimum of five articles written. 

¢« A minimum of three authors writing the articles. 

¢ Your canon cannot be "closed" to other, new 
contributors. 


¢ Your canon cannot be "finished." 


We're not going to split hairs on this either. Remember: 
collaboration and innovation. That is the purpose of 
these creations. If you have any questions, contact an 
administrator. 


SCP-600: "That Guy” 


Item #: SCP-600 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-600 is contained in a 
Class-E suite in Site 17, dimensions 15m x 15m x 3m. Two (2) 
security cameras monitor the subject at all times. A standard steel 
door with a reinforced double-paned window secures the suite. No 
special procedures are required for entering or exiting the suite, with 
the caveat that SCP-600 may attempt to follow researchers out of 
containment. A simple reprimand and order to return to containment 
has proved sufficient to curtail this behavior. 


Description: SCP-600 is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.7 
meters tall, with a build approximating an adult human male of 
average weight for its height. The subject is generally featureless, 
lacking facial features, external ears, nails, body hair, genitalia, and 
anus. Full-body scans have shown SCP-600 to have no internal 
structures of any kind, instead being formed from an unknown 
material of uniform density close to that of human muscle tissue. It 
neither ingests, respirates, nor excretes. The subject's age has not 
been determined. 


SCP-600 telepathically affects all humans who view it, causing it to 
take on their superficial personal characteristics. This effect only 
alters the visual perception of affected persons; SCP-600's actual 
form can still be detected by cameras, sensors, and touch. The 
perceived resemblance between SCP-600 and an affected viewer is 
general and superficial; no viewers have found it to be notable or 
uncanny in any way. Characteristics imitated by the subject include, 
but are not limited to, hair color, skin color, eye color, approximate 
age, clothing style, and general physique. (Note that clothing 
imitated by SCP-600 is entirely illusory.) Animal tests reveal that 
non-human organisms appear not to perceive the subject unless 
they physically collide with it. 


LTE-0851-Cetus 


Canon Hub » War on All Fronts - Hub » LTE-0851-Cetus 


Threat Entity Database Entry 


Threat ID: 
LTE-0851-Cetus "Crocodilian Kraken" 


Authorized Response Level: 


5 (Immediate Response) N / A (Confirmed Destroyed, File 
Archived) 


Description: 


A gigafauna (measuring approximately 100 meters long) displaying 
a mixture of crocodilian and cephalopodic traits. The body plan of 
the parathreat - with the exception of the head - was pentaradially 
symmetrical. The lower body of LTE-0851-Cetus terminated in five 
tentacles, radially arranged. The entity possessed five arms, each 
arranged along the same axis as the tentacles. 


While the head of the entity was outwardly similar to that of a 
baseline crocodile, the entity possessed five eyes, arranged in an 
arc along the head. LTE-0851-Cetus had significant anomalous 
regenerative capabilities, allowing it to survive most conventional 
weaponry. 


LTE-0851-Cetus possessed numerous unique thaumatological 
capabilities, including the emission of large amounts of Elan Vital 
Energy, the ability to detect EVE patterns, the ability to cross certain 


thaumatalogical boundaries, and Red-IV Regenerative properties. It 
apparently used the EVE detection abilities in order to hunt. 


Shortly before its liquidation, LTE-0851-Cetus displayed the ability to 
release large quantities of thaumatologic fire from its mouth. This 
characteristic was not previously observed, but has been 
conjectured to have been an ability LTE-0851-Cetus previously did 
not possess the required EVE to use, until the events surrounding its 
liquidation made this possible. 


History and Liquidation: 


LTE-0851-Cetus was discovered in the North Atlantic Ocean, 
following an attack on three commercial civilian vessels. An 
assessment team was deployed to investigate the matter and 
discovered the entity, as well as determining that the parathreat had 
previously been held by the Foundation. 


Initial liquidation efforts were unsuccessful, due to several factors. 
Following these, the decision was made to make an attempt in 
Greenland. However, the parathreat began to travel towards Hy- 
Brasil,’ due to outside thaumatologic interference. 


LTE-0851-Cetus was successfully terminated on June 13, 1988 
during the attack upon Hy-Brasil, at the cost of significant damage to 
the island. As a result of the arrangement made with the monarchy 
of Hy-Brasil, the Coalition was forced to immediately retreat, and 
was not allowed to interact with the corpse of the entity. 


The current location of the corpse of LTE-0851-Cetus is unknown. 


PSYCHE Records 


Parathreat Investigation 


Special Observer: 
"Mangrove" (73699274/6H3) 


Overview: 


A gigafauna of unknown origin has been spotted in the 
Northern Atlantic Ocean. 


Parathreat Evidence: 

Following the unexplained disappearance of three 
civilian commercial vessels, Parathreat Investigators 
were deployed to examine the planned routes of the 
vessels for any anomalous interference. 


Upon patrolling the route, a large entity came up on our 
sonar. It was much bigger than anything normal could 
be, so we took that as indication of a parathreat. We 
deployed a +1Gen submersible drone down to 
investigate. 


The drone was able to easily find the entity, which was 
swimming and had not appeared to notice us. It's 
approximately 90 meters long at the moment, and 
appears to be somewhat squidlike, with elements of what 
appears to be a crocodile. We got a couple photos, 
which I've attached. 


Of note is that the entity seemed to have large scarring 
from what appeared to be military weapons. To me, this 
implies involvement from one of the major paranormal 
organizations, as nobody else would fight this and keep it 
secret. 


Suggested Response/Requests: 

Perform basic cover up operations for the three civilian 
vessels that went missing - they were undoubtedly 
destroyed by this thing, and have been lost. 


Establish a no-go-zone for the general area surrounding 
the where the entity was spotted, so no more civilian 
vessels will be targeted by the entity. 


Prepare a Rules of Engagement for the entity. 
Recommending a high Response Level, most likely 4 or 
5. Immediate Liquidation should be preferred, as this is 
one of the larger Cetus-entities we've dealt with ina 


while. 


Research where this thing could have come from. It 
seems a well-armed group had fought it in the past, but | 
doubt it is from this planet. Possibly alien, possibly 
extradimensional, possibly an ancient horror that got 
woken up? 


PHYSICS Records 


AT/ST Patrol Report (Debrief) 
Involved Assessment/Strike Team: 
ST-0638 
Filing Operative: 
"Stormbreath" 96231847/0638 
Mission (Location/Objective): 


Locate KTE-0851-Cetus in the Atlantic Ocean and 
liquidate it. 


Encounter Report/Enemy Description: 


GOCS Viking and Ulysses sailed to the last known 
location of KTE-0851-Cetus, and easily found the 
parathreat. Once there, we fired multiple torpedos at the 
parathreat. A majority of these torpedoes struck, to no 
effect.