Approximately 350 years ago or so this world 
experienced a technological boom ours did not. The 
source of this seems to have been the arrival of He, a 
god-like being of unknown origin. He declared the world 
Unclean and full of Sin, and the only way to purge itself 
of this Sin was to purge the Sinners. A war, whoever was 
left alive, was Clean. Amazing advances in science were 
bestowed to all cultures for a period of ten years to 
prepare them for this war and during that time, He 
disappeared. The war happened anyway, the instigator, 
The Holy Union of Land, apparently the landmass that 
for us would become the United States. 


Records are sketchy and books that detail anything 
about this time period are forbidden in the world. | 
located a cache of recorded history by following a series 
of corrupted computer communications. It seems the 
primary weapon used in this war for His Love was in fact, 
people. Exposed to something called His Holy Tears, a 
liquid compound | have seen in use even today in 
abandoned medical facilities. His Holy Tears purge the 
Sin from the Unclean and make them love Him; at least 
that's what the label states. 


The records | recovered are very unclear about how this 
war was waged except to state 'His Holy Chosen walked 
the lands of the Sinful and took their sin unto 
themselves. Those who cried for His Salvation received 
it and are now our children. Those who denied His Love 
were purified in His Radiance. 


But something apparently happened no one knew how to 
deal with. The Unclean, the large creatures that are half 
aman and devour whatever they touch that lives and 
breathes. | actually found a scientific report written by 
someone who stumbled here with a SCP-093 copy. 
These creatures are the result of exposure to a very pure 
form of His Tears resulting in a genetic apocalypse 


occurring within the exposed. There are terms in here, 
something about Quantum Restructuring, | don't 
understand any of this but it means they were once 
humans like everyone else, that couldn't be controlled. 
But they COULD be contained. They seem to be 
attracted to His Tears and a central point was 
established in various regions where a person with the 
purest form of His Tears stays, keeping the Unclean in 
that area known as an Unfertile Land. 


Something went wrong with that too, not sure what, but 
everything fell apart. The power structure, the culture, 
the people, all of it fell to ruins and now those things 
shamble around the land as its new owners, with no 
purpose or direction. You can stand next to one if you 
can stand the stink and they just slip right past you. If 
you catch their attention though, that's it, they move like 
lightning if they need to and like a snail unless they have 
a reason to speed up. Sometimes, | think they chase just 
to do it, others, they move to kill. 


| think someone is in this facility, or someones, | keep 
hearing voices and requests coming from areas under 
the floor. | want to leave this before | explore the facility 
any further. | have sent SCP-093 back through the entry 
mirror to seal that gate. These things can't be let into our 
world nor should we have anything to do with this one, 
we're simply not smart enough to understand it all | feel. 


| don't think the Unclean can die. They're immortal, but 
they don't want to be. They just want to die. They're.. in 
my head | think.. | didn't notice it till just now but, 
equipment in this room is starting to react to me, words 
on the screen, begging for help. |, | remember touching 
the Tears, smelling it, tasting it, just a touch. Not eating it 
just.. touching to it, tasting for acidity, we have pretty 
stupid investigative procedure | think ha ha. 


The High Fathers are .. alive. They have technology we 
only imagine in our comics given by Him. Some of the 
records on this machine indicate space travel, but they 


didn't go far, just far enough to watch the world fall apart 
and wait to come back and take it.. but if they're up 
there.. who is in this building with me? 


I've seen the faces, of the people, the Unclean. They 
show up on the pictures cast by the machine, in the room 
with me, watching me. | think, they're everywhere on this 
world, only seen by machines now. They don't look sad, 
or happy, just, curious. They want to know..why..why 
them..why did it all happen? | don't know.. | just don't 
know.. 


they showed me things when i touched them and its not 
quite like the records say. the unclean remember it all, 
every person they touch becomes part of them, safe 
inside them, but dead to us. every mind, every feeling, 
every terror, its eternal to them. i kind of want to join 
them but.. too much to do.. they want me to.. find him, kill 
him. 


there was no war it was him him him him him IT. IT. it 
came from between the folds of time and space and 
worlds and light and dark something that is but should 
not be slipped in and called out to them as their god and 
they believed it and they tasted it and touched it and 
layed with it and became its property and did its will and 
IT IS STILL HERE the scp-093 it brought with it pulled 
forcefully with it built it i don't know they don't know but it 
belongs to him it lets him move between places between 
worlds so i BROKE IT ha ha ha i threw pieces of it away 
and through holes so those doors are closed just like 
ours is closed and i can't go home so what else can i do 


it calls out through the rock, somehow, it knows where 
they are but can't touch them, but if you hide the rock he 
can't call out and he's stuck too i got you you son of a 
bitch | GOT YOU BANG BANG ha ha 


i touched him. with my fist. and my gun. and he fell 
down. but he'll get back up. soon. i'm sorry, i did all i 
could, let me sleep now, please... let... me... slee 


SCP-094: Miniature Event Horizon 


Item #: SCP-094 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Since SCP-094 is apparently 
immovable, a research and containment facility has been built 
around its location (centered at4. °S,6.  °W) inthe guise of 
an Argentinian military research base. No unauthorized persons or 
aircraft may come within one kilometer of the site, enforced by joint 
SCP and Argentinian forces. 


SCP-094 itself is enclosed in a gas-permeable steel-reinforced 
plexiglass cube, 3 meters on a side, with a single door (also of 
reinforced plexiglass) in one side. This door must remain locked at 
all times, except with O5 authorization under tightly controlled 
conditions. This cube is kept in the center of a 20 m x 20 m room, 
accessible with Level-4 authorization. All personnel must secure 
themselves to tethers anchored to the walls before stepping onto the 
floor of the room. Security personnel are to be armed with 
tranquilizer guns in addition to standard armaments. 


Description: SCP-094 appears to be a perfectly black sphere, 

163 cm in diameter, suspended approximately 3 m off the ground 
with no apparent means of support. SCP-094 has been classified as 
a miniature event horizon: any matter that moves into SCP-094, 
including light, is irretrievably gone. However, SCP-094 is not a 
black hole since it does not exert a gravitational pull. 


SCP-094 has been known to occasionally emit a number of different 
sounds, including ambient sounds of nature, static buzzing, and 
sometimes human speech. No attempts to communicate with 
SCP-094 have yet succeeded. It is unknown whether these sounds 
come from SCP-094 itself, from some thing or things inside of 
SCP-094, or from some area that connects through SCP-094. A 
small percentage of persons appear to be drawn to SCP-094 


because of the sounds it emanates. 


SCP-094 was discovered in 192 in the Chubut Province of southern 
Argentina, and at the time was estimated to be 20 to 25 cm in 
diameter. Analysis of historical records indicates that the diameter of 
SCP-094 doubles in size approximately every 31 years. Primary 
research activities on SCP-094 are concentrated on finding how to 
stop or reverse its growth without inducing cataclysmic failure. 


Addendum: The hand on SCP-1032 designated SCP-1032-15 will 
achieve its "midnight event" on 09/04/2690, approximately the same 
date as SCP-094 will fully engulf the Earth at its current rate of 
expansion. 


Note: A few millimeters a month may not seem like much, and no, at 
the moment you cannot see SCP-094 change day to day, but if it 
continues its exponential growth, in less than two hundred fifty years 
it will be a kilometer wide, including vertically. And that is assuming it 
does not grow even faster, which is an assumption that almost no 
one here makes. - Dr. Llewelyn-Garcia 


« SCP-093 | SCP-094 | SCP-095 » 


SCP-095: The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun 


Item #: SCP-095 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-095 is to be placed in a 
standard polyethylene sleeve when not under scheduled research 
and stored in a standard locked filing cabinet to prevent damage or 
wear. High-resolution digital scans are available for any Level 1 and 
above personnel who wish to view SCP-095. 


Description: SCP-095 appears to be a set of three moderately 
aged black and white comic books printed in 1932. The front and 
rear covers are missing and several pages have been rendered 
illegible due to water damage. It was found by Agent in a small 
antique shop in Denver, Colorado, and purchased for a small fee 
without incident. The owner of the shop had apparently not read the 
item past the publisher's date on the first page. 


Forensic inspections of SCP-095 have revealed it to be genuine, 
though completely unremarkable save for its content. It is printed on 
cheap pulp paper and inked with dyes common to other publications 
of its era. The publisher’s stamp indicates it was produced by 
‘Future Funnies’, a company operating out of the town of Purple 
Lake, Ohio. All research and inquiries thus far have shown both the 
company and the town to be completely nonexistent. 


The comic itself is a pulp science fiction story entitled ‘The Atomic 
Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun’, featuring a lead character bearing 
an unmistakable resemblance to Former United States President 
Ronald Reagan. Each story opens with a large panel reading “In the 
Far-Fetched Future World of the 1980s, only Ronnie Ray-Gun can 
save the day.” It appears to follow an episodic format with one self- 
contained story per publication. The three stories are briefly 
described below. 


* Ronnie vs. Space Admiral Carter 


This story pits Planetary Governor Ronnie Ray-Gun and his sidekick 
Space Major Herbert against the titular Space Admiral Carter as 
they both vie for the position of Space Marshall. The events loosely 
follow the events of the 1980 Presidential Election. 


¢ Space Assassin! 


This story follows a character named Spaceman Hinckley as he 
prepares to assassinate Space Marshall Ray-Gun. He manages to 
catch Ray-Gun by surprise and wound him with his “Devastator Ray” 
before being subdued by Ray-Gun’s soldiers. The events obviously 
refer to the 1981 assassination attempt by John Hinckley, Jr. 


« Jungle Planet! 


This story follows Ray-Gun’s attempts to create an army of robots 
on the jungle-covered planet of Nica in order to protect it from the 
evil Sand Bandits. Although Ray-Gun is told that he will lose his 
command if he interferes with events on planet Nica, he sends his 
lieutenant, Space Colonel West, to secretly build a force under the 
cover of the jungle. When their plan is discovered, Space Colonel 
West publicly takes the blame and saves his superior. The storyline 
appears to be a simplified retelling of the Iran-Contra controversies 
of 1986. 


Possibly most interesting is the final page of each book, which 
advertises other stories published by Future Funnies. Investigation 
is under way to locate any surviving copies at once. The advertised 
stories are listed below. 


¢ Space Major Herbert Assumes Command! 
¢ Starman Willy vs. The Space Succubus 

¢ Globe Walker in Sneak Attack! 

Barry Betelgeuse on Planet Afgar 

¢ Sky Marm Sarah of The Ice World 

¢ Flying Franken vs. Rocket Rush 

¢ Star Command Proton in A Losing Battle! 
¢« The New Menace — Death to Mankind! 


Personal Log of: Dr. 
Date: 10-06-2004 


| don’t think | need to emphasize how important it is to recover any 
and all of the advertised stories immediately, the final two in 
particular. 


« SCP-094 | SCP-095 | SCP-096 » 


SCP-096: The "Shy Guy” 


Item #: SCP-096 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in 
its cell, a5 mx5mx 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly 
checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be 
absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside 
SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure 
sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside 
the cell. 


Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are 
strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. and O5-. 


Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring 
approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little 
muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting 
mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of 
the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. 
Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. 


SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average 
human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, 
with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of 
pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It 
shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered 
to be sapient. 


SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside 
its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern 
wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be 
directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a 
stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face 
with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling 


incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first 
viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its 
face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1). 


Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to km/ 
h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, 
no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The 
actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's 
response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. 
Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions 
(see Document 096-1). 


Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill 
and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no 
traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes 
before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It 
will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA 
REDACTED] 


Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of 
Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject 
should be considered Alpha priority. 


Dr. has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see 
Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has 
been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. on[DATA 
REDACTED]. See Incident-096-1-A. 


Audio log from Interview 096-1: 


Interviewer: Dr. 
Interviewed: Captain (Ret.) , former commander of 
retrieval team Zulu 9-A 
Retrieval Incident #096-1-A 
<Begin Log> 
[ Time, Research Area _ | 


Capt. : It always sucks ass to get Initial Retrieval