Parameters: Identical to Test A-2, except D- 
class now only holds instance of SCP-2325-2 
rather than wearing. 

Results: No anomalous effects. D-8996 hit 
with bullet. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325-2 must be worn to 
take effect. 


Test 2325-D-3 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), Dr. Richardson (wearing 
SCP-2325-2), D-2595 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 
Parameters: Dr. Richardson is 79 years old, 
and suffering from terminal illness. He 
volunteered to test self-inflicted gunshot 
wounds. Dr. Richardson will shoot himself with 
service pistol. 

Results: [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-2325-1 set 
destroyed. SCP-2325-2 intact. 

Conclusion: 


Test 2325-D-4 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-6665 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-10834 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 


Parameters: D-10834 instructed to shoot 
D-6665 with provided pistol. 

Results: D-10834 teleports in front of gun 
immediately after firing. Hit with bullet. 
Conclusion: SCP-2325-1 will operate even if 
its user fires the projectile. 


Test 2325-D-5-1 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-0733 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-8942 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: D-0733 instructed to shoot 
D-8942 with provided pistol. 

Results: D-0733 initially refuses to fire pistol. 
After several minutes of refusal, D-0733 
attempts to shoot Research Assistant 
through the protective glass. Protective glass 
stops bullet. D-0733 terminated. No 
anomalous events from SCP-2325 system. 
Conclusion: D-class screening for 
cooperation increased for future tests. 
SCP-2325 did not trigger, possibly indicating 
outgoing projectiles are ignored. Will re-run 
test to confirm. 


Test 2325-D-5-2 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-3290 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-3342 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Repeat of previous D-5-1 test. 
Results: D-3290 fires pistol. D-3342 hit with 
bullet. No anomalous action occured. 
Conclusion: SCP-2325 system has capacity 
to differentiate between incoming and outgoing 
rounds. Researcher suggests SCP-2325 
system relies on user perception of dangerous 
and non-dangerous projectiles. Additionally, 
SCP-2325 either is incapable of reacting or 
has disregard for SCP-2325-1 wearers, even if 
the wearer of SCP-2325-2 is not endangered. 


Test 2325-D-6 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-7700 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-0065 (wearing SCP-2325-1) 

Parameters: Identical to A-2. Both D-7700 
and D-0065 are unaware that a pistol will be 
fired at D-7700, and were equipped with both 
blindfolds and ear protection. 

Results: Identical to A-2. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325 is self contained, and 
does not rely on user perception. Uncertain 
whether these are properties of the crystal 
component or other parts that appear non- 
anomalous. 


+Document-2325-5 - Testing Logs, Series E - 
SCP Cross-Testing 


Test 2325-E-1 

Participants: Research Assistant 

(Observer), D-7887 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-2289 (wearing SCP-2325-1), Agent Morgan 
(Handler) 

Parameters: D-2289, accompanied by Agent 
Morgan, will enter SCP-2122. In an adjacent 
area at Site-48, a mechanical device will shoot 
D-7887. 

Results: D-7887 hit with 
bullet. SCP-2325-2 emits series of beeps. 
Meaning of beeps not known. 

Conclusion: SCP-2325 system, while capable 
of traveling so far boundless distance, cannot 
enter alternate dimensions, at least none as 
tight as SCP-2122. 


Test 2325-E-2 

Participants: Research Assistant 
(Observer), D-8854 (wearing SCP-2325-2), 
D-6229 (wearing SCP-2325-1), Agent Morgan 
(Handler) 


Parameters: D-8845, will be shot by Agent 
Morgan, while en transit in SCP-907. 
Research Assistant _ will observe D-6229. 
Results: D-8845 hit with bullet. D-6229 
vanishes, presumably teleporting to intercept 
the bullet. SCP-2325-1 set presumed lost. 
Conclusion: SCP-2325 system does indeed 
have a finite range. However, such a range 
should be considered arbitrarily large. 


Footnotes 

1. Killed in [DATA EXPUNGED] event. No other staff significantly 
associated with the project could be located. 

2. Deleted by Prometheus Labs prior to recovery. Reason unknown. 


« SCP-2324 | SCP-2325 | SCP-2326 » 


SCP-2326: Phantom Bomber Fleet 


Item #: SCP-2326 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: The source of SCP-2326-1 
instances is currently unknown. Removal of the source of instances 
of SCP-2326-1 is ongoing. Containment currently focuses on 
eliminating SCP-2326-1 instances in 2326-Tango events. 
Detachments of interceptor aircraft in squadron strength as well as 
ground and air search radars sited at Sites 7, 18, 24, and GOC sites 
listed in Joint Document 2326-776 will attempt to detect and 
intercept SCP-2326-1 instances whenever 2326-Tango events 
occur. Additional undercover detachments in the armed forces of 
NATO and former Warsaw Pact members are tasked with masking 
SCP-2326-1 instances from air-search radars or otherwise 
establishing them as nonexistent contacts. Ideally, 2326-Tango 
events should be classified as scheduled large aircraft flights or 
coincide with planned monitoring downtime for maintenance or 
testing. 


Ideally, Foundation and GOC forces should be sufficient to intercept 
SCP-2326-1 instances outside of densely populated areas. In the 
case that joint Foundation/GOC forces are out of action or otherwise 
insufficient, defense forces of nations targeted should only be 
alerted as a last resort. 


All wreckage should be recovered under the guise of a technical 
failure in a military exercise. Surviving instances of SCP-2326-3 
should be recovered for questioning, but neutralized should recovery 
become impossible. neutralized immediately. Surviving instances 
are unable to answer relevant questions. 


Foundation Site 2326-A is sited at a derelict radar station on the 
outskirts of Tula, Russia. A research group of Foundation 
researchers should work to restore SCP-2326-2 to working order to 


remove the threat that 2326-Tango events pose. 


Description: Instances of SCP-2326-1 appear to be Handley Page 
Victor strategic bombers, outfitted for strategic bombing. Instances 
of SCP-2326-1 confirmed to be carefully reverse engineered 
Handley Page Victors of Soviet origin, escorted by Mikoyan- 
Gurevich MiG-29 multirole fighters. Instances have markings 
consistent with RAF aircraft in 1975. Radiological testing indicates 
that 60% of instances carry tactical nuclear weapons ranging in size 
from 10 to 75 kilotons. 


Air crews will attempt to respond to radio hails from interceptor 
aircraft, but audio received from flight crews is heavily distorted and 
mostly unintelligible, and have been otherwise unable to comply with 
Foundation requests. When approached using ICAO interception 
signalling, aircraft will respond with 'cannot comply’ and continue on 
course. See Interview Log 2326-1. 


Groups of SCP-2326-1 in flight strength will spontaneously appear 
over the North Atlantic at 16,000 m. Such appearances are termed 
2326-Tango events. Instances will attempt to fly toward Warsaw 
Pact industrial centers, major military bases, and other strategic 
locations. It is presumed that instances of SCP-2326-1 will attempt 
to destroy these cities with their payloads. 


Projections suggest that if one target is destroyed, there is a 68% 
chance of the resulting political situation escalating into an XK-class 
scenario. 


Flights of SCP-2326-1 also have the following characteristics: 


* Approximately 16% of instances will suffer a mechanical 
failure and crash of their own accord. 

* In 5% of 2326-Tango events, MiG-29 escort fighters will shoot 
down their Victor counterparts, and otherwise resume course. 

¢ Instances often fly erratically, yawing or turning in circles 
several times before returning on course. 


Site 2326-A was originally a control facility carefully disguised as a 
radar site. At some point after [REDACTED], it fell into disrepair until 
it was restored as a Foundation site after the discovery of its 


association with 2326-Tango events from rediscovered GRU 'P' 
Division documents. It contains the remains of a previously unknown 
variation of the Elbrus-3 computer linked to a Dnestr radar array, 
designated SCP-2326-2, as well as the remains of a GRU 'P' 
Division research site. Based on partial recovered documentation, 
the currently non-functioning network is the control mechanism for 
SCP-2326-1 instances, and currently in the active mode with no way 
to return the system to an inactive state. Work to restore 
functionality is ongoing. 


Recovery Log: GOC forces requested assistance in containing 
SCP-2326-1 instances, which they claim to have been containing 
and attempting to destroy since 1975. They did not cite a reason for 
involving the Foundation. Link to SCP-2326-2 discovered in 2000 
with the recovery of GRU 'P' Division archives. Inconsistencies 
discovered between GRU 'P' records and GOC timeline. See 
Internal Document 2326-1 - Request for Assistance and Internal 
Document 2326-2 - Timeline of Events. 


+ Interview Log 2326-1 Level 3/2326 Clearance Required 


Agent Vorolov was chosen due to his 
familiarity with Warsaw Pact aircraft and flight 
procedures. 

Foreword: Communication established on 
243 MHz, the primary aircraft emergency 
band. 

Agent Vorolov: , this is Major Vorolov 
of the 324th Fighter Air Division of the VVS. 
Your aircraft and the rest of the squadron has 
been recalled to [Site 24]. Turn back at once. 
SCP-2326-1: [unintelligible]...n-pan we're 
curr...[unintelligible] ...ierencing command a... 
[unintelligible]..trol difficu... [unintelligible]. 
Agent Vorolov: Turn back at immediately, or 
we will be forced to shoot you down. 
SCP-2326-1: [unintelligible]...ation offline. 
Canno...[unintelligible]...lter orders with... 
[unintelligible]...ystem verificati... 


Vorolov at this point activated the seeker 


heads on the AAMs attached to his aircraft. 


Agent Vorolov: System verification? 
SCP-2326-1: [unintelligible]...ct out... 
[unintelligible]...la...[unintelligible]...tivated on 
//  ,weca...[unintelligible]...ss the 
system...[unintelligible]..set. 
Agent Vorolov: Repeat, | can hardly 
understand what you are saying. 
SCP-2326-1: [SCP-2326-1's voice, despite the 
distortion, becomes noticeably distressed] 
Plea...[unintelligible]...t off. We've been flyi... 
[unintelligible]...nce it got activ... 
[unintelligible]..t hurts so ba...[unintelligible]..n't 
feel anythi..[unintelligible]... 
Agent Vorolov: Where can we turn off-? 
SCP-2326-1: [SCP-2326-1's voice begins 
screaming] Please shoot u...[unintelligible]... 
shoot us dow...[unintelligible]...ill us we can't 
do it...[unintelligible] 
Agent Vorolov received approval to shoot 
down the aircraft. SCP-2326-1 instance was 
downed into the North Atlantic without incident. 


+ Internal Document 2326-1 Request for Assistance Level 3/2326 Cle: 


Our forces are no longer sufficient to prevent a 
catastrophic scenario should unforeseen 
circumstances arise. Ideally we should be able 
to neutralize the anomaly when it occurs, but 
it's better to be prepared. All documentation 
we have gathered has been delivered via 
courier to the prearranged drop point. 


Delivered documentation formed the basis of this 
document, but contained no mention of SCP-2326-2, 
only that of the existence, actions, and characteristics of 
SCP-2326-1 instances. 


+ Internal Document 2326-2 Timeline of Events Level 4/2326 Clearan 


/ /1972: GRU 'P' division creates Operation 
Silver, a false flag operation designed to attack 
Warsaw Pact cities with conventional aerial 
bombing to generate sympathy and for a 
proper casus belli for war against the West. 

/ /1978: Operation Silver is operational. A 
secondary function for use in a nuclear second 
strike is implemented - via anomalous means 
strategic bombers will be deployed against the 
west in infinite numbers as long as the 
deactivation code remains unbroadcasted - 
even if the system goes offline. Intended to be 
used in conjunction with Dead Hand. 

06/ /1991: With the collapse of the Soviet 
Union imminent, hardline GRU 'P' Divison 
leaders activate the false-flag function of the 
Silver Apparatus with the intention of using war 
to keep the Union together. However, GOC 
forces are able to neutralize the bombers and 
the Soviet Union collapses later that year. 

/ 1/1993: GOC forces discover the link to 
SCP-2326-2 and attempt to disable the facility. 
System malfunctions and enters both its false- 
flag and infinite state, triggering the intermittent 
occurrence of 2326-Tango events. 

/ /1997: GOC forces request assistance with 
containment. Existence of SCP-2326-2 is not 
disclosed. 

/ /2000: Foundation discovers Site 2326-A 
and its link to SCP-2326-1. 


+ Internal Document 2326-3 State of Repairs Level 4/2326 Clearance 


Date: / /2000 (project start) 

Author: Dr. Samonov 

Notes: The GOC really did a number on this 
place. Whatever is left of the controlling 
system Is in pieces - we'll have to reverse 
engineer it from what's left and the GRU 'P' 
division documentation. I've placed Dr. Avery 


pain. Later interview revealed that the D-Class was under the 
sensation that he "was being dunked in burning gasoline" 
Remaining chips were revealed to contain juice from the Naga Bhut 
Jolokia (ghost pepper), as well as several unknown compounds 
presumed to be responsible for the D-Class feeling the external 
burning sensation. 


Comment: /'m requesting one of these chips to see how bodily 
submersion in water affects the secondary sensation of the chips. - 
Dr. Slav 


Money entered: 307 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: One (1) vacuum-sealed "bargain bag" containing 
twelve (12) rolls of "Papaya Shaving Lozenges", with each roll 
containing 12 lozenges. Rolls are labeled "not for individual resale" 
and "health warning: do not consume more than one Papaya 
Shaving Lozenge in a 6-hour period; pregnant or nursing women 
should not consume Papaya Shaving Lozenges" in English, 
Hungarian, and Malagasy. Upon consumption of a lozenge, D-class 
personnel immediately lost all facial and body hair; hair 
subsequently regrew at normal rate. Upon consumption of two 
lozenges at once, D-class personnel immediately lost all facial and 
body hair, and began experiencing nosebleeds and loss of hearing. 
Nosebleeds ceased after two hours; hearing had 50% returned by 
time of termination. Scalp hair was unaffected. 


Money entered: 1999 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: One (1) rectangular can of "Instant Party" 
depicting the face of American singer Prince above the words "Let's 
get this party started!". Can was opened with a key glued to the side 
of the can. Upon opening, the song "1999" was heard from the can, 
along with a series of lights consistent with that of a nightclub. D- 
class personnel reported a strong urge to dance. Effect persisted for 
3 hours, after which time the can became inert. 


Money entered: 1200 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: One (1) bottle of "Mr. Mercer's amazing 
condiment". Bottle found to contain 2 oz of orange paste. When 


in charge of Signals Analysis and Dr. Jameson 
in charge of System Analysis. Between us, the 
schematics, and what's left here, we ought to 
be at least reverse engineer the system. 
Reestablishing connection with SCP-2326-1 is 
going to be the real test. 


Date / /2001 (15 months after project start) 
Author: Dr. Avery