My secrets cannot remain safe from the man 
with the upside-down face for much longer. | 
apologize that | had to borrow your remaining 
front paw, but it seemed fitting to complete our 
work by your hand. My life will soon be over, 
but at least | will rejoin you and the others in 
paradise. Let this be a grave for both of us, 
dearest Amelia. 


+ SCP-1931-DOC-C 


¢ Large down pillow. Object shows 
obvious signs of decay and heavy 
damage from a clawed animal. 


Prosthetic paw made from leather, steel, 
and wood. 


Solid rubber ball, heavily deteriorated, 
although teeth marks belonging to 
SCP-1931 are still visible. 


Burlap sack containing the remains of 
the right halluxes3 of 27 human 
individuals of varying ages, races, and 
genders. 


Sepia-toned photograph of a young boy 
holding a string tied to the tail of a 
levitating, decapitated cat. 


Footnotes 
1. Presumed to be in the possession ofSCP-1884-B(see SCP-1931- 
DOC-B10). 


2. Likely a reference to performer David Rosenfeld, currently 
designated SCP- 
3. The innermost toe of the foot, or the 'big toe’. 


« SCP-1930 | SCP-1931 | SCP-1932 » 


SCP-1932: Differently-perceived Playground 


Item #: SCP-1932 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1932 is temporarily 
contained on-site until a more permanent method of containment is 
found. As components of SCP-1932 do not exhibit anomalous 
effects when removed, even if reattached, relocation of SCP-1932 is 
not considered feasible at this time. Temporary containment 
measures consist of standard, 3 metre high, construction area 
fencing around the perimeter of SCP-1932. The area should be 
patrolled by no fewer than 3 guards at any one time, under the cover 
of construction workers. 


Due to the anomalous effects of SCP-1932, it is currently believed 
highly unlikely that these containment measures will fail; however, 
the urban location of SCP-1932 makes an off-site, permanent 
containment considerably more desirable. 


Update: As of the events of / /2013, designated Incident-1932-q, 
all exploration of SCP-1932 is suspended. See Addendum 1932-b. 


Description: SCP-1932 is a set of playground equipment located in 
the London borough of , ina small open grassy area. It consists 
of three main pieces, designated SCP-1932-1 through -3. 


SCP-1932-1 is the largest piece of equipment, and comprises two 
wooden towers approximately 2.5 metres in height, connected by a 
bridge composed of wooden slats laid across a base of iron chains. 
A chute 3 metres in length extends from one of the towers. 
SCP-1932-2 is a set of 'monkey bars’: a wooden frame 5 metres in 
length and 1 metre in width, with regularly-soaced metal hoops for 
swinging along. SCP-1932-3 is a pair of wooden swings suspended 
from a wooden frame by rope. For a more detailed description, and 
photographs of all equipment, see Document-1932-5. 


SCP-1932's anomalous effects present themselves when any of the 
structures are interacted with by persons under the age of 16, who 
universally find the play equipment much more intimidating than it is 
in actuality. The perceived safety and desirability of the equipment is 
in direct proportion to the age of the perceiver: persons approaching 
the age of 16 view it with only a little suspicion, and younger children 
experience extreme terror when observing SCP-1932. These effects 
extend to moving and static images of the equipment, although with 
diminished effect. See Test 1932-A through -H for interview logs and 
test results. 


SCP-1932 shows signs of disrepair consistent with months of 
disuse, such as small amounts of lichen on its wooden components 
and rust on its metal parts, but despite this all components were 
proven to be in complete working order and safe for use when 
tested by Foundation personnel. 


Addendum 1932-a: Thorough investigation of material samples 
taken SCP-1932 have revealed that all of its surfaces present above 
the ground are coated in a thin layer of an unidentified substance, in 
patterns which suggest it is the remnants of a liquid applied to the 
equipment which has since dried. This substance consists primarily 
(82%) of urea, with the remainder taken up by a variety of 
unidentified biochemicals. Testing on this substance is scheduled to 
begin on 18/03/201 . 


Addendum 1932-b: Incident 1932-« 


Exploratory testing was authorised for / /2013 using D-8413 as a 
test subject, supervised by Researcher Grant. D-8413 was chosen 
for the genetic conditions he is afflicted with, which have given him 
an approximated mental age of 6 years, and for his tractability and 
obedience. Previous testing (see Test 1932-G for details) 
determined that he was affected by SCP-1932's effects. D-8413 is 
equipped with a two-way communication headset. 


D-8413: Where are we going? 
Researcher Grant: We're going to a play park. 


D-8413: Can | play? 


Researcher Grant: There's just a couple of small things 
we want you to do first, and then you can play as much 
as you like. 


D-8413 is led through the perimeter and towards 
SCP-1932. He appears unsettled by SCP-1932 and 
requires a reasonable amount of convincing to climb up 
on to SCP-1932-1. He remarks upon the height of it, and 
how long it will take him to get to the top. It takes him 17 
seconds to reach the first platform of SCP-1932-1. 


D-8413: (shouting) Wow, that took a long time! You guys 
are so far down! It's really cold up here! 


Note: ambient air temperature is 18°C. 


Researcher Grant: You don’t need to shout. We can 
hear you through the headset. Well done for climbing all 
the way up! I'm going to pass you up a tape measure; | 
want you to hold on it, and then tell me what the number 
says. Okay? 


D-8413: (still shouting) How will you get it - oh. Okay. 
Um... the little red number says... a'2', and then a'3’, 
then a'8'. 


Researcher Grant: They're all red? Not just the 2? 
D-8413: They're all red. 


Note: this appears to indicate that the platform of 
SCP-1932-1 is 238 metres in height. 


D-8413: Can | come down now? It's really scary up here. 
lt really smells. And there’s all this sticky greeny brown 
stuff. 


Researcher Grant: Not just yet. Can you cross over the 
bridge to the other platform, please? 


D-8413: The bridge? It's really broken. All the bits of 
wood are missing. 


Researcher Grant: It's definitely safe, D-8413. Please 
cross. 


D-8413 begins to very slowly cross the bridge. At 
approximately a third of the way across the bridge, he 
stops, and looks nervously over his shoulder. 


D-8413: | don't like this. I'm going to crawl. It's safer. 


D-8413 gets on to his hands and knees. Halfway across 
the bridge, he stops. 


D-8413: Stop shaking the bridge, you guys. It's not 
funny. It's scary. 


Researcher Grant: We are not shaking the bridge, 
D-8413. You are completely safe. Please continue to the 
other side. 


D-8413 does not respond, and starts rocking from side to 
side, making the bridge shake slightly. 


Researcher Grant: D-8413? 
D-8413 does not respond. 


Researcher Grant: D-8413, please respond. You may 
return back across the bridge, if you like. 


D-8413 still does not respond, and resumes rocking 
faster and faster, until the motion is sufficient for him to 
fall off the bridge on to the sandy floor beneath. His body 
impacts the floor with a much greater force than 
expected. Testing confirms that D-8413 has deceased, 
and cause of death is determined to be blunt force 
trauma consistent with a fall from over 200 metres in 
height. 


« SCP-1931 | SCP-1932 | SCP-1933 » 


SCP-1933: Baileys Santa 


Item #: SCP-1933 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1933 is to be kept in a 
standard low-security cell equipped with basic furnishings. It is to be 
provided with 2 liters of Irish whiskey, 500 milliliters of double cream 
(no less than 48% fat content), 25 grams of powdered sugar, and 20 
milliliters of refined vegetable oil, on a daily basis. 


As SCP-1933 is unwilling to engage in basic hygiene, it is to be 
forcibly stripped and showered by Level 3 personnel on a weekly 
basis, and its beard shaved and nails clipped on a monthly basis. Its 
soiled clothing is to be considered highly flammable, and is to be 
incinerated as a fire hazard. 


Description: SCP-1933 is an obese, middle-aged Caucasian male 
in a constant state of moderate to severe alcohol intoxication. 
SCP-1933's bodily fluids (including both intracellular and 
extracellular fluids) consist entirely of a substance identical in 
composition to the alcoholic beverage known as Irish cream. This 
substance adequately fulfills the functions of the fluids it replaces in 
SCP-1933's tissues, despite the fact that it renders normal 
biochemical processes essential to life impossible. Foundation 
scientists have been unable to determine how it manages this. 


SCP-1933 subsists on a diet of cream, Irish whiskey, sugar, and 
refined vegetable oil — the basic ingredients of most commercially 
produced varieties of Irish cream. It prefers to supplement its diet 
with small amounts of various herbs and "flavourings" (usually 
coffee), but these are not essential to its survival. It is incapable of 
digesting anything that is not a standard ingredient of Irish cream, 
including Irish cream which has been prepared beforehand. 
SCP-1933 will display effects consistent with acute malnutrition if its 
blood alcohol content significantly falls below or exceeds the range 


of 15-20% (the typical ABV of Irish cream). 


SCP-1933's bodily fluids are safe for human consumption if intake is 
limited to 25ml or less within 24 hours. If a subject exceeds this limit, 
there is a significant risk that all their bodily fluids will be transformed 
into Irish cream. This substance does not fulfill the functions of the 
fluids it replaces (as it does in SCP-1933); as such, it is instantly 
fatal. The probability that a subject's bodily fluids will be transformed 
into Irish cream increases by approximately 5% for each additional 
ml of SCP-1933's bodily fluids consumed. It is not known if the 
bodily fluids of SCP-1933's victims would have the same anomalous 
effects as SCP-1933's bodily fluids if they were to be consumed. 


Prior to containment, SCP-1933 was chronically homeless, sleeping 
either on the street or in derelict buildings, wearing a Santa Claus 
suit at all times, stealing money with which to purchase the specific 
items of food and drink necessary for its survival, and collecting its 
bodily fluids in bottles. It would attempt to break into people's homes 
between 23:00 December 24 (Christmas Eve) and 05:00 December 
25 (Christmas Day), and place crudely-wrapped bottles of its bodily 
fluids alongside other wrapped presents, with the intention that they 
would later be unwrapped and subsequently consumed. 


SCP-1933 claims that this activity was motivated by a benevolent 
desire to give people presents, and refuses to acknowledge that its 
bodily fluids are fatal if consumed in large quantities. It has not been 
determined whether it is genuinely unaware and unwilling to accept 
that this is the case, or whether it is trying to conceal malicious 
intentions; however, the general consensus among Foundation staff 
who have studied SCP-1933 is that the former is more likely. 


« SCP-1932 | SCP-1933 | SCP-1934 » 


SCP-1934: Absence of Absence 


Item #: SCP-1934 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1934 is located in corridor 
719-A in Site-19 behind a locked door specifically labeled as 
"SCP-1934". Corridor is to be closed off during testing. 


Description: SCP-1934 refers to a phenomenon encompassing the 
former office of Dr. Jaime Marlowe in which the entirety of the room 
has become impassable. Attempts to enter the room and/or place 
objects over the room's threshold have been obstructed by unknown 
means. Physical interaction with the open doorway produces no sign 
of an invisible or otherwise unidentifiable object obstructing the 
doorway, and attempts to breach the room from above or below 
have been similarly impeded. 


Prior to the manifestation of SCP-1934, the office contained only an 
empty filing cabinet and an oscillating fan, and was otherwise absent 
of obstruction. The office was in the process of being cleaned out 
when the anomaly was discovered by custodial staff returning from 
break. 


Scans of the area show no anomalous object or behavior within or 
without the room, and there is no indication of any change of mass 
within the room with sufficient force to resist all attempts at 
mechanical perforation. Additionally, neither light nor sound have 
penetrated into the room’. Disconnecting the room from Site-19's 
electrical grid has had no effect in extinguishing the room's light or 
the oscillating fan. No further information on SCP-1934 can be 
detected given current technological limitations. 


During testing, Dr. Marlowe unintentionally managed to bypass 
SCP-1934, dropping a sheet of paper which managed to slide 
across the floor before coming to a stop near the oscillating fan. 


Despite the proximity, the sheet of paper was not disturbed by the 
fan, potentially indicating a lack of atmosphere within the room. 
Follow-up attempts to slide objects have met with little success, and 
as of May 2014, the new objects have further obstructed the 
opening. The opening is located 0.8 centimeters from the ground, 
measuring 37 centimeters in width, 2 centimeters in height, and 
unknown depth. 


Addendum-1: 4 weeks following the discovery of an opening, 
certain organic objects (including bits of fruit and saltine crackers) 
inserted into the room have shown no signs of decomposition or 
animal infestation. 


Addendum-2: At 04:14 on / /2014, two unknown individuals 
dressed in Level C hazmat suits were observed inside SCP-1934. 
The individuals appeared to be partially sunk into the floor to their 
knees yet were not in any way impeded as they moved about the 
room. They then began interacting with unknown objects at their 
perceived floor-level, appearing to arrange the objects in a single 
row. Once placed in the row, each object appeared, revealing 
themselves to be mutilated human bodies. One of the individuals 
then noticed the security camera recording their movements, and 
alerted their compatriot. The two appeared to briefly panic, then 
moved quickly towards the door and disappeared. 


Upon observation, each of the bodies appear to be identical, and 
each bears a strong resemblance to Dr. Marlowe. Several of the 
nearer bodies were missing appendages with no signs of incisions 
or congelation of blood. No coherent pattern could be established 
with regards to the mutilations. No further activity has been noted. 


Footnotes 
1. SCP-1934 remains illuminated by the room's pre-existing lighting 


« SCP-1933 | SCP-1934 | SCP-1935 » 


SCP-1935: An Empty Chamber 


Item #: SCP-1935 
Object Class: Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1935 has shown no sign 
of activity within the last 36 months, and has been classified 
Neutralized. Researchers wishing to study SCP-1935 may do so 
with permission from Regional Command 24-A. 


Description: SCP-1935 is a two story concrete structure located in 
the outskirts of , . The ground floor consists of four identical 
chambers and a staircase to the second floor. The second floor 
houses an additional four chambers. Each chamber contains an 
empty alcove, four meters in radius, indented into the floor.