Human subjects report tingling sensations immediately after the 
consumption of SCP-1079. Ten to fifteen seconds later, the 
subject's own blood is secreted as pink, bubblegum-scented foam 
from the subject's pores on their abdomen, arms and back. The total 
volume of blood secreted in this way is typically from 30-50 mL and 
does not pose an immediate health risk. 


The volume of blood secreted increases exponentially as more 
pieces are consumed; bubbles form in the subject's blood as a 
consequence of the SCP's intended function, causing the subject's 
blood to boil. Death by exsanguination occurs in 95% of subjects 
who have consumed 4 or more candies in one sitting. 
Exsanguination is compounded by foam collecting in the lungs of the 
consumer. After standardized animal testing was conducted, it was 


found that SCP-1079's effect scales with the consumer's body mass. 


Addendum: Since its initial discovery in / /1990, deliveries have 
been made to various supermarkets globally. Attempts to trace 
these deliveries back to a distribution center or supplier have been 
unsuccessful as of / /2005. 


« SCP-1078 | SCP-1079 | SCP-1080 » 


SCP-1080: The Creche 


Item #: SCP-1080 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1080 and its 
accompanying documentation are to be kept at Site 38 in a locked 
containment room. Under no circumstances are any children below 
the age of 13 to be allowed near the vicinity of SCP-1080 except for 
experimentation purposes. Any reports of behavior similar to that of 
SCP-1080-1 specimens are to be met with immediate investigation 
and containment of potential subjects. 


Description: SCP-1080 is a large black rectangular chamber, 2 
meters wide, 3 meters long, and 1.5 meters in depth, resembling a 
sensory deprivation chamber in shape and size. Despite the 
resemblance, the tank contains no water and has no windows. The 
tank has no controls; its magnetic locking mechanism activates only 
when a child is placed in the chamber, and no means available to 
the Foundation have been able to determine what happens when 
the chamber is locked. 


Experimentation carried out after Incident 1080-Alpha reveals that 
children who enter the chamber emerge three to five days later, 
aged to approximately twenty years old. Time elapsed depends on 
the age of the child upon entering the chamber; regardless, the age 
of the resulting adult is consistent. SCP-1080 has no effect on 
humans over the age of 13, and children between nine and twelve 
typically emerge with massive physical disabilities and psychoses. 


Humans exposed to SCP-1080 are designated SCP-1080-1. They 
will have no discernible personality, will not soeak under any 
circumstances, and will respond only to an identification number 
tattooed onto the back of the left hand below a barcode. Even then, 
the human will respond only to the commands "Come here," 
"Leave," and "Fix this." The last command will work only when 


SCP-1080-1 is presented with a motor vehicle. SCP-1080-1 
specimens encountering any small motorized vehicle (automobiles, 
motorcycles, etc.) with any system functioning at less than optimal 
quality will repair the system in minutes, using whatever materials 
are available. Speed, efficiency, and quality of the repairs will be far 
beyond the abilities of any other mechanic. 


Addendum 1080-A: Recovery Report The tank was discovered in 
an unidentified brick building found in a heavily wooded area outside 

, fennessee on October 20 . The building's presence was 
considered anomalous due to the testimony of people who 
frequently hiked through the area, all of whom insisted it had not 
been there previously. By the time Foundation researchers reached 
the building, the only object remaining inside was SCP-1080. X-ray 
analysis of the object detected a number of unusual mechanical 
components embedded in the walls of the chamber (later 
experimentation proved such analysis is impossible when the 
chamber is locked); however, it proved impossible to determine the 
tank's function - no formal documentation was found with the object, 
and the object had no markings indicating its purpose or capabilities. 
Object classified SCP-1080. Two days after the tank was removed 
from the building, the building disappeared and could no longer be 
located anywhere in the forest. 


Other objects similar to SCP-1080 are suspected to exist, possibly 
capable of producing humans with greater degrees of sapience. 
Addendum 1080-B is provided for explanation. 


Addendum 1080-B: A single scrap of paper was recovered from the 
building containing SCP-1080. The paper, which appeared to be a 
piece of an invoice of some kind, read as follows: 


SOLON CRECHE ENTERPRISES 
MMXV THIRD CIRCLE 
NOVO ACTIUM OF FORESTS 


REMIT ORDER TO: 
ALEXYLVA UNIVERSITY 
PHYSICAL PLANT OPERATIONS 
MOTORIZED TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT 
CXI SECOND CIRCLE 


ALEXANDRIA OF FORESTS 


ITEM NC QUANTCLASSIFICSPECIALIZA PRICE 


XXl X CLASS IAUTOMOTIVE LXXV 
MANUAL AUR. 
EMPLOYEE 


COMMENTS: YOUR COMPANY REFERRED TO US 
BY OUTSIDE SOURCE. WE MAY CONSIDER 
PURCHASING FACULTY IF CLASS III WORKERS ARE 
SATISFACTORY. ~~ VICE CHANCELLOR ALLGRASS 


The rest of the invoice was missing. 


« SCP-1079 | SCP-1080 | SCP-1081 » 


SCP-1081: University Speakers 


Item #: SCP-1081 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The two iterations of SCP-1081 
currently in Foundation possession are to be kept in an insulated, 
lead-lined containment locker in Storage Unit 13 at Site 38. Except 
for experimental purposes, SCP-1081 is never to be exposed to 
electric current under any circumstances for fear of accidental 
activation. SCP-1081 is never to be removed from its containment 
locker except by D-class personnel with noise-canceling 
headphones active at all times. 


Description: SCP-1081-1 and-2 are identical copies of a black 
audio projection unit in the approximate shape of a small humanoid, 
30 cm in height. Being identical, they can be referred to collectively 
as SCP-1081. Markings on the speaker's exterior indicate they were 
produced by a company known as "Echus Projector Combine" in a 
place called "Abubakari of Deserts" or "ABUDESUS". The speakers 
have input ports for several unknown types of electric cable, and 
dials on the back of the "head" for "DENSITY", "RAPIDITY", and a 
switch that can be adjusted to "INACTIVE," "ACTIVE," 
"SHUTDOWN," or "REACTIVATE." Though the power requirements 
of the device are different from any currently known standard, 
Foundation researchers were able to build an adapter to power the 
device at . Vand A. Similarly, trial and error allowed for the 
development of input adapters for experimental purposes. 


SCP-1081 is capable of projecting sound at dB during normal use. 
The speakers will behave normally (though at somewhat subpar 
quality standards) during testing of any function other than 
"SHUTDOWN" or "REACTIVATE." When the switch is set to 
SHUTDOWN, the speaker will emit a high-pitched squeal for 
approximately ten seconds (a sound described by researchers as 
being similar to a boatswain's whistle), followed by a voice speaking 


in an unknown language composed of Greek and Latin words with a 
syntax and grammatical structure similar to Cherokee. An 
approximate translation of the speech follows: 


Alexylva University's Merry Integrators Player Company 
welcomes you to a [show, performance, farce]! Please 
refrain from [thought-provoking? talking, expressing] or 
otherwise disturbing the players for the duration of the 
performance. Thank you for your [cooperation, 
obedience]. 


The whistle and message will be projected at dB. After this 
message, subjects exposed to the sound will find themselves 
completely unable to speak or communicate via nonverbal means 
(such as through sign language). Medical analysis of affected 
subjects indicates complete functionality of vocal cords and other 
non-neurological speech-related systems. However, neurological 
analysis indicates that the subject is afflicted with a particularly 
extreme case of Broca's aphasia, rendering them capable of 
conceiving of speech but unable to express such thoughts through 
verbal or other means. Standard noise-canceling headphones can 
block out enough of the sound to disable its effect; current research 
suggests it was designed with this in mind. Setting the speaker to 
REACTIVATE will cause a different message to be played: 


Thank you for your consideration during this 
performance by Alexylva University's Merry Integrator's 
Player Company! The show is now at a conclusion. 


followed by a similar whistle sound. Subjects hearing the second 
message will experience a reversal of their aohasia symptoms if 
exposed quickly. However, if the aphasia is allowed to remain in 
place for longer than approximately twenty-four hours, the subject 
will be immune to the second message and the aphasia is 
permanent. Moreover, affected subjects after this point will develop 
deep clinical depression and will frequently attempt suicide within 
the week; this is believed to be a standard reaction to such a sudden 
change in one's ability to communicate, rather than a secondary 
effect. Experimentation has determined that audio recordings of the 
respective sounds have no abnormal effects; only sounds emitted 
from SCP-1081 transmit their properties to human subjects. 


When not exposed to power, SCP-1081 will remain inert except 
when SHUTDOWN or REACTIVATE are selected. The speakers 
appear to be capable of producing those two sounds regardless of 
any external power supply. The devices either possess internal 
batteries or are capable of drawing electrical power via indirect 
means from the room around them. Containment is designed to 
block any possible conduit for electrical transmission to SCP-1081. 


Addendum 1081-A: Recovery Report SCP-1081-1 was found ina 
soybean field outside [REDACTED], Tennessee on 07/18/0 . The 
object was accompanied by a basic invoice in a standard shipping 
container, destination marked as "ALEXYLVA UNIVERSITY 
THEATRE DEPARTMENT" and an address somewhere in 
"Alexandria of Forests." SCP-1081-2 was found by hikers in a river 
near [REDACTED,] Tennessee on 08/02/0 , just over two weeks 
later. The packaging was identical, with two exceptions. First, the 
invoice now included a line reading "PROVIDED GRATIS AND OUR 
APOLOGIES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE." Secondly, the invoice 
was accompanied by a short handwritten note in a combination of 
Latin, Greek, a language similar to sooken Cherokee, and Old 
English; when translated, the note approximately read: 


Aggi, 


We have been doing business for a long time, as you are 
well aware. | swear on the graves of my forefathers that 
the previous shipment was completed satisfactorily on 
my end. | have no idea what could have happened We 
both know the [rumors? tales?], Aggi. Look at your own 
people before you blame us. This isn't the first time 
something has "gone missing" heading in your direction. 
Barca Magnus alone knows where the [objects? 
artifacts?] are going, unless your [natural philosophers?] 
are more precise than is presently believed. 


Threats and [recriminations?] are unnecessary. 
—{illegible] 
« SCP-1080 | SCP-1081 | SCP-1082 » 


SCP-1082: The Whole Truth 


Note: All personnel assigned to long-term work with SCP-1082 are 
required to read Document 1082-25. 


Item #: SCP-1082 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1082 is to be stored ina 
triple-locked safe in a containment chamber at Site 38. The item is 
to be left in containment except for testing purposes indefinitely; no 
testing or access is authorized at any time. This document is to be 
compiled through interviews with affected personnel and access to 
Document 1082-25. Any personnel coming into contact with 
SCP-1082 are to be interviewed and given a Class-B amnestic, by 
force if necessary. Images of SCP-1082 are to be used only for 
testing purposes No images of SCP-1082 are to be produced or 
stored at any time, with the exception of a single picture appended 
to Document 1082-25. 


Description: SCP-1082 appears to be a [DATA REDACTED] 
capable of causing a particular memetic phenomenon. This effect 
has been detected in individuals looking at SCP-1082, individuals in 
the same room as SCP-1082, individuals viewing images of 
SCP-1082, and those that have engaged in conversation with 
affected individuals. There is a slight risk of contamination from 
discussing the nature of the object SCP-1082 appears to be; 
therefore, it is to be mentioned only as "SCP-1082" or "the object". 
The effect can be negated through use of Class-B amnestic agents. 


The effect associated with exposure to SCP-1082 takes the form of 
a compulsive inability to lie or express any nonliteral statement. 
Affected individuals likewise demonstrate an intolerance toward 
"political correctness", polite obfuscation, or technical language used 
to mislead others. Written documents by affected individuals bear 
some linguistic similarities to the speech of individuals with autistic 


spectrum disorders, often written in a frantic tone and typically 
eschewing contractions. In early stages, the frustration felt by 
affected individuals comes primarily in the form of verbal protest and 
annoyance; however, in advanced stages of the disorder, affected 
individuals can become physically violent toward those expressing 
false or misleading views. Individuals suffering from this 
phenomenon are unable to describe SCP-1082 as an "object," 
referring to it instead only as the item it appears to be. 


Individuals not treated with amnestic agents within forty-eight hours 
begin to display secondary symptoms. These symptoms take the 
form of an attack of delusional paranoia, convincing affected 
individuals that a mysterious worldwide conspiracy exists to 
suppress knowledge of SCP-1082 and preserve what they believe to 
be a "status quo" based on deception, to the detriment of the human 
race. Due to current Foundation efforts to contain SCP-1082, 
affected individuals begin to demonstrate particular resentment 
toward the Foundation and Foundation personnel. The culmination 
of this resentment in all cases leads to violent attempts to breach 
containment for SCP-1082 and expose as many individuals as 
possible to its effects. 


Addendum 1082-1: During initial containment of SCP-1082, an 
agent who had inadvertently exposed himself to its effects was 
tasked with the composition of the initial draft of this report. While 
the resulting report was completely unusable for effective 
documentation of the phenomenon, the document serves as a 
useful depiction of the phenomenon's effects. Despite attempts to 
modify the image, individuals reading Document 1082-25 havea % 
chance of becoming exposed to its effects; those testing positive for 
SCP-1082 exposure (determined through post-exposure interviews) 
must be administered amnestic agents immediately after viewing the 
document. The file can be read here. Please keep the altered 
mental state of the author in mind during reading. 


« SCP-1081 | SCP-1082 | SCP-1083 » 


Document 1082-25 


The following report was authored by Agent _ , one of the top 
personnel involved in the containment of SCP-1082. Despite being 
contaminated by the object, the agent was able to disguise his 
symptoms long enough to compose and publish this report. The 
publication of this document on open servers resulted in a 
containment breach, infecting Foundation personnel. All affected 
personnel have since been recaptured and given amnestic agents. 
Agent _ resisted containment and was terminated. 


These words are written about the book also known as 
SCP-1082 


By the standards of the intended audience of these words, the 
book can also be described as Safe