The Foundation was alerted to SCP-3094 after an abnormal amount 
of missing person reports were filed in the area, including a police 
officer who investigated the building after multiple reports of 
individuals falling into the elevator shaft. Splashing sounds without 
any apparent source had been reported in the building for several 
decades. Several victims of drowning have also been found near the 
building over the years, with no nearby bodies of water or signs of 
the deceased individuals’ bodies having been moved from another 
location. 


An unmanned drone was sent into SCP-3094, but contact was lost 
with the drone at approximately 30 meters below the entrance to the 
shaft; at the same time that contact was lost, a loud splashing sound 
was heard. Under the assumption that the drone had fallen into a 


corresponding objects are there). They will also use SCP-387 to 
construct more things to expand their society. Humans can interact 
with them quite peacefully, but if a human becomes hostile to them, 
they will immediately cease all activity and become inanimate. 


SCP-387 was found in February of 20 by AgentH_ . During along 
train ride back to the city he lived in, Agent H idly constructed a 
man from SCP-387 (which was in the seat beside him at the time). 
Several seconds later it became animated. Agent H = quickly 
disassembled the man and delivered the item to Site-19 for analysis, 
where it now remains. The security tapes from the train were 
confiscated and destroyed before they could be reviewed. 


Optional information: SCP-387 should not be given to children 
under the age of 10, especially if the aforementioned children are 
influenced by cartoons and television shows. See Addendum 387-b. 


Experiment 387-a: A small community of SCP-387 is formed ina 
testing chamber. A plane constructed from normal Lego was placed 
to the side of the community. Over the next three (3) hours, the 
following changes were observed: 

- Several Legomen procured some equipment from SCP-387, 
heading over towards the plane. 

- With incredible efficiency, the Legomen constructed what was, for 
all intents and purposes, a working airport, the specific pieces 
having been supplied by SCP-387, without visible signal. 

- A petrol tank zoomed over to said plane, apparently filled it with 
fuel (despite earlier observations that vehicles constructed from 
SCP-387 do not require fuel) and the plane proceeded to literally 
take off, flying around the room at low speeds and altitude, 
seemingly to avoid crashing. 

- More planes, of different make and design, were formed soon 
after. 


Addendum 387-1: Judging by this, I'd say that constructions of 
SCP-387 have some form of understanding of the surrounding 
environment and they are able to convert existing Lego to 387. — Dr. 
Arch 


Experiment 387-b: Several young children were given SCP-387 
and were given instructions to use their imagination. The children, 


pool of water and malfunctioned, Agent Holm and Agent Brandt 
were then tasked with descending into SCP-3094 with waterproof 
recording equipment. Upon reaching 30 meters below the entrance 
to the shaft, contact was lost with both agents. Neither agent 
reported any abnormalities up to the point of disappearance. Further 
attempts to explore the shaft resulted in the loss of all equipment 
used. 


Agent Brandt was later recovered in Libreville, Gabon, Africa. He 
claims he appeared somewhere in Pongara National Park, requiring 
him to hike for miles through the jungle until a park ranger found him 
and returned him to civilization. He had also managed to retain his 
waterproof audio recorder. While his voice is almost entirely 
inaudible, the rest of the audio was salvaged and seems to confirm 
Agent Brandt's account of his experience after disappearing into 
SCP-3094. An interview with Agent Brandt can be found below. 


+ Interview with Agent Brandt 3094-1 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Bekker: Agent Brandt, could you please 
tell me what happened to you and Agent Holm 
after you descended past 30 meters below the 
entrance to SCP-3094? Provide as much 
detail as you can reliably recall. 


Agent Brandt: As | said before, | really don't 
know what happened to Holm. She was next 
to me, rappelling into the shaft, and the next 
thing | know the rope in my hands is gone and 
I'm falling. | fell maybe 50 meters into a body 
of water. It was pitch black, and | couldn't see 
anything. 


Dr. Bekker: And you then immediately 
attempted to reach the surface of the water? 


Agent Brandt: Yes, that's correct. I'm fairly 
certain | swam straight up, but in the darkness 
and confusion | could be wrong. Either way, 


when | reached the surface of the water, | 
discovered the elevator shaft was no longer 
above me. 


Dr. Bekker: What was above you? 


Agent Brandt: Metal. A ceiling of sorts? | hit 
my head on it. At that point | started panicking 
because | realized there was only about 5 cm 
between the water and the ceiling. | practically 
had to kiss the metal to keep my mouth and 
nose above the water. It was rusty and 
smelled like seaweed. The water seemed 
brackish, and the smell of everything was 
overwhelming at first. I'm not sure how | didn't 
lose it completely and just drown. 


Dr. Bekker: What did you do then? 


Agent Brandt: | figured the shaft had to be 
somewhere close, and even if | was 
disoriented, | knew it shouldn't be too difficult 
to find it so | had more room to breathe, maybe 
call up to the research team and let them know 
what happened. So | started looking, keeping 
my face above the water as best | could, 
feeling along the metal for the opening. | 
probably did that for twenty minutes before | 
realized | wasn't going to find it, that maybe it 
wasn't even there anymore. 


Dr. Bekker: Did you attempt to locate Agent 
Holm at any point? 


Agent Brandt: At first | had completely 
forgotten about her in my panic. Once | was 
focused on finding the shaft, | remembered, 
and called out for her a few times. Never got a 
response. | was actually calling out for her 
when the water began to light up. 


Dr. Bekker: The water itself lit up? 


Agent Brandt: Actually, | heard a loud splash 
first. And then the water, or something in it, 
started to light up. | yelled again for Holm, but 
that was when the water started to rise. 


Dr. Bekker: It noticeably rose? 


Agent Brandt: Yes. All the way to the ceiling. 
And | knew that | was going to die then. 
That's... when things got weird. 


Dr. Bekker: Continue please. 


Agent Brandt: Well, the water was over my 
head, but | could breathe somehow. And | 
could see. And | don't just mean because of 
the light source. | could see in the water as if | 
was wearing swim goggles or a scuba mask. 
Everything was crystal clear. | could see what 
was giving off the light. 


Dr. Bekker: What was it? 


Agent Brandt: It was a very large owl. Well, it 
looked like an owl, but it was massive. I'd say 
it was about 70 meters away from me, and yet 
| could see it perfectly through the water. It 
looked like it was at least 60 meters tall. It had 
very long legs for an owl though, which was 
part of why it was so tall. And it had a crown 
On its head. 


Dr. Bekker: A crown? 


Agent Brandt: Yes. It was bright gold, so it 
caught my attention immediately. 


Dr. Bekker: What was your reaction upon 
seeing this entity? 


Agent Brandt: Dr. Bekker, | was going 
through a lot of emotions at that point. Terror 
was in there somewhere, for sure. But | was 
also very confused, tired, and also in awe. You 
know how some people just exude charisma? 


Dr. Bekker: Yes, | do know what you mean, | 
think. 


Agent Brandt: This thing exuded something 
like that. Not charisma though. It was like a 
mixture of horror and wonder and something 
else that was just...incomprehensible. | 
sensed it was going to speak to me seconds 
before it opened its mouth. 


Dr. Bekker: What did it say to you? 


Agent Brandt: At first it was just noise. Awful, 
awful noise. Sounded like an orchestra of 
broken trumpets all vying to be heard over 
each other. | instinctually covered my ears but 
it was still just as loud. | yelled at it to stop, but 
it wouldn't. And then slowly, | realized there 
were words in the noise. It...it...can you just 
give me a second, Dr. Bekker? 


Dr. Bekker: Of course. This was traumatizing, 
| imagine. 


Agent Brandt: No. | mean, sort of. |...| want to 
tell you everything in detail, but speaking with 
it was difficult to describe. Everything about it 
felt very, very wrong. And trying to remember 
that wrongness, which is just so hard to put 
into words, feels like it's draining me. | feel like 
I'm not meant to remember or repeat any of 
this. | wish | could more eloquently explain the 
bizarre emotions I'm feeling. 


Dr. Bekker: It's okay, Agent Brandt. Just tell 


me what you can. We can always take a break 
and try later. 


Agent Brandt: I'm not sure a break would 
help. Is it okay if just summarize it? Maybe | 
can try writing down the details later or 
something. | don't know. 


Dr. Bekker: A summary is fine for now. | will 
warn you that the director probably will want 
more than that from you eventually. 


Agent Brandt: Of course, yeah. | understand. 
Give me a moment. 


Dr. Bekker: Take your time. 


Agent Brandt: When | realized | could hear 
words within the cacophony, | was able to 
focus on them, and realized it was asking me a 
question. It wanted to know why | was there. | 
told it | didn't know, and | asked it where | was. 


Dr. Bekker: And it responded to you? 


Agent Brandt: Yeah. It was difficult to 
understand its answers. It spoke in an odd 
combination of Danish and English, and it 
had a cadence to its speech that was... 
discomforting. None of what it said made much 
sense to me. 


Dr. Bekker: Could you understand anything? 


Agent Brandt: It said something about a very 
big gap or drop. Something about visiting. 
Something about separation. | didn't know 
what to say to that, so | asked it if it knew 
where Agent Holm was. Do you think we can 
stop now? I'm honestly quite exhausted, 
mentally and physically. 


Dr. Bekker: Just summarize the rest as best 
you can, and we can be done for now. 


Agent Brandt: It said something about the 
"eve cunt" being separated, something about 
property. At that point its voice was making me 
feel ill and | didn't want to know what it meant 
anymore. | asked it if | could please go home. 
It said no. So | begged it. 


Dr. Bekker: How did it respond to that? 


Agent Brandt: It made me some sort of offer. 
And | took it. Dr. Bekker, | have no idea what | 
agreed to. | just know that it laughed and the 
sound was like an audience of predator 
animals screaming all at once. And the next 
thing | knew, | was in the jungle. | really need 
to be done now. | can't talk about this 
anymore. My head hurts and | feel like I'm 
going to have an anxiety attack. 


Dr. Bekker: We can be done for now, Agent 
Brandt. 


Agent Brandt: Thank you, Dr. Bekker. 


<End Log> 


Recovered audio from Agent Brandt's recorder: 


The transcript of the above audio file was prepared by Foundation 
sound and language specialists, with help from Agent Brandt. The 
mixed used of languages made transcribing the log difficult, even 
with Agent Brandt's input. Footnotes have been included on words 
that are unclear. 


+ Audio transcript 3094 


A muffled voice can be heard, but the words 
cannot be discerned. 


Unknown voice: JEG VISIT PRESIDENT 
GAWP2. THIS HANS PLACE. THIS HANS 
WATER. JEG VISIT GAWP WATER. 


muffled voice 


Unknown voice: JEG KAN SEPARATE DU. 
SAY JA. SAY JA OG JEG SEPARATE DU. 


muffled voice 


Unknown voice: JEG IKKE KNOW. EVE 
CUNT SEPARATED. GAWP SEPARATE EVE 
CUNT. KVINDE GAWP EJENDOM. GAWP 
EAT ALL EJENDOM. JEG ONLY VISIT. 


muffled voice 


Unknown voice: NO. NO HJEM. JEG KAN 
SEND MIN REALM. SP@RG MIG. SPORG |S 
TO CONJURE. 


muffled voice 


Unknown voice: DETTE IKKE MIN REALM. 
IKKE MIN PLACE. SPO@RG MIG IS TO 
CONJURE. MIN REALM SEND DU. DU 
MUST CONJURE FORST. SPORG IS TO 
CONJURE. CONJURE OG DU MIN 
EJENDOM, ADAM COCK. ADAM COCK 
UNDERSTAND? 


muffled voice 


Unknown voice: EJENDOM! EJENDOM! 
FLY, ADAM COCK. FLY TO MIN REALM. DU 
STOLE US$ EJENDOM. ALWAYS STOLE US 
EJENDOM. FOR EVIGT. 


A loud screeching noise can be heard, which 
quickly cuts out. Sounds of birds and insects 
can now be heard. 


Agent Branat can be heard softly sobbing. 


Addendum-1: Agent Brandt is currently under the care of Site 24's 
head psychiatrist, following a nervous breakdown he experienced a 
few days after his interview with Dr. Bekker. It is believed this 
breakdown was triggered when Agent Brandt discovered a marking 
or burn on his shoulder that resembles a raven's head. Further 
interviews with Agent Brandt are restricted at this time. 


Footnotes 

1. These are the two languages Agent Brandt is fluent in. 

2. Possibly "Gap" or "Gahp" The pronunciation makes it uncertain if 
this is a Danish or English word, or something else entirely. 

3. Unclear if this is two words, or one. Agent Brandt believes it may 
be one. 


SCP-3095: Bird is the Word 


SCP-3096: One Day at a Time 


Item #: SCP-3096 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3096 is to be kept in a 
standard storage locker in the High-Security wing of Site- . At all 
times, it is to be exposed to an Einstein-Palsdottir Temporal Field 
(EPTF) with a temporal coefficient of +1.0125. Two redundant EPTF 
generators are to be maintained in the containment area and 
powered by batteries. 


Agent Graeme is to be protected from harm at all costs; to that end, 
he is to be kept in a High-Security residence at Protected Site- . He 
may not be given any assignment in the field until the 
commencement of Operation Repulsion in approximately six 
months. He has been fully briefed on the contents of this document. 


For the sake of clarity, all documentation of events concerning the 
object or Agent Graeme are to be described in terms of their 
temporal relation to the present (e.g. "one year ago") rather than 
with a date and time. 


Description: SCP-3096 is a bar magnet measuring 6x1x0.5 cm, 
with its south pole unpainted and its north pole painted red. At any 
given time, SCP-3096 was initially contained approximately ten 
years ago by Agent Graeme.! 


Agent Graeme is thirty-four years of age. He is still employed by the 
Foundation, and has provided the Foundation with all of its 
information regarding SCP-3096 through a causal loop? whose 
position in time is continuously changing. 


The following is an approximate timeline of the events surrounding 
SCP-3096: 


who had their memories of this experiment removed, began 
constructing various objects. After having noticed that they were 
animate, they excitedly conferred, and began building several 
objects that they intended to use in battling each other. These 
included a Transformer, an M1 Abrams Tank and several 
[EXPUNGED] The children were instantly removed, at which point 
the creations began to fire and eventually destroyed each other, 
though not after considerable effort. 


Addendum 387-2: How the fuck did these children gain knowledge 
of the workings of a M1 Abrams Tank, no less [EXPUNGED]!? I’m 
not responsible for cleaning out the mess those things make, if 
anyone is stupid enough to let children go at SCP-387. | am not 
recommending an upgrade to Euclid, as the constructions did not 
fire whilst in the presence of humans. This has been tested with 
adults and proved just as correct. - Dr. Arch 


Experiment 387-c: The red tub that contains SCP-387 is emptied of 
Lego. Commercially available Lego is then placed in the tub for a 
minute. Constructed objects are inanimate, and remain so. SCP-387 
replaced. It is noted that the Lego placed within the tub also did not 
duplicate itself.