SCP-3636-1 Event: A group of men similar in 
appearance to the band Dio appears next to 
SCP-3636, performing the song. A man who 
appears to be a young Ronnie James Dio is 
carrying several swords. Every time the title of 
the song is sung, Dio takes a sword and stabs 
D-75529 in the chest. D-75529 seems 
unharmed for the duration of the song. 
Effects: D-75529 died instantly from his 
wounds. Autopsy confirms that all nine swords 
went directly through the test subject's heart. 
Notes: Test occurred after the death of Ronnie 
James Dio. When interviewed, none of the 
surviving members of Dio remember taking 
part in the events of the video. 


Test 6 
Song Selected: "My Heart Will Go On" by 
Celine Dion 


SCP-3636-1 Event: A large freight ship in the 
Atlantic ocean is seen hitting an iceberg. Two 
muscular Slavic men are seen trying to escape 
together, eventually they stop searching for a 
method of escape and stand embracing each 
other and kissing as the boat sinks. 

Effects: Boat found 7 miles south of Titanic 
wreckage. All 43 crew members were killed. 
Corpses of the two men depicted in the video 
are found still embracing. 

Notes: Song added to blacklist. 


Test 7 

Song Selected: "Mean Mr. Mustard" by The 
Beatles 

SCP-3636-1 Event: D-992103 is shown 
sleeping on a bench in a park located in 
Liverpool, England. D-992103's head has 
been replaced with a large jar of mustard. 
D-992103 is seen counting coins in a pile next 
to the bench. D-992103 eventually meets a 
woman where a name tag that says "Pam", 
and the two suddenly appear outside of 
Buckingham Palace. 

Effects: D-992103 and the woman in the 
video are located near Buckingham Palace. 
The woman is identified as D-992103's actual 
sister. D-992103 seems to have suffered no ill 
effects and passed all vision, hearing, and 
cognition tests despite his head still appearing 
to be a jar of mustard. Researchers described 
D-992103 as "irritable". Class-B Amnestics 
administered to D-992103's sister. 

Notes: D-992103 is currently being evaluated 
at a Foundation surgical center with updates 
pending. 


Test 8 
Song Selected: "Wonderwall" by Oasis 
SCP-3636-1 Event: Screen remained blank 


for 5 seconds as a female voice said "Sorry, | 
don't like that song." before returning to the 
search screen. 

Effects: No anomalous effects observed. 
Notes: First time SCP-3636 has refused to 
play a song. First instance of any direct 
communication with the user. 


Test 9 

Song Selected: "Cult of Personality" by Living 
Colour 

SCP-3636-1 Event: Video depicts several 
world leaders dancing, playing air guitar, and 
lip-syncing the lyrics to the song while in the 
middle of their duties. The video ends with a 
montage of the same world leaders making a 
"stage dive" off of a nearby desk. 

Effects: Embedded Foundation agents in 
several governments confirm the events 
depicted in the video actually occurred. Some 
world leaders suffered minor injuries from their 
attempted stage dive. 

Notes: Researchers noted that the song could 
be selected again to create blackmail material 
to use against anti-Foundation politicians, with 
approval pending from the Ethics Committee. 
SCP-3636 added song to favorites. 


Test 10 

Song Selected: "Blindfolds Aside" by Protest 
the Hero 

SCP-3636-1 Event: Several executions of 
prisoners in different locations are depicted, 
with all participants wearing blindfolds. All 
events are interrupted by D-22091 wearing a 
cheap blonde wig, begging for mercy on the 
prisoner's behalf. All attempts fail and the 
prisoners are executed without complication. 
Effects: D-22091 returned to Site 17 at the 
end of the video. A blonde wig was discovered 


under his jumpsuit. All executions depicted in 

the video were confirmed to have taken place 
with no complications. 

Notes: D-22091 was confirmed to be the only 
person depicted in the video with any memory 
of the event. 


Test 11 

Song Selected: "Danger! High Voltage” by 
Electric Six 

SCP-3636-1 Event: SCP-3636's containment 
room changes in appearance to recreate the 
room depicted in the original music video of 
the song. Two people who appear to be 
Electric Six singer Dick Valentine and actress 
Tina Kanarek in their original costumes follow 
the exact choreography of the video. D-91244 
is shown standing in the background, holding a 
sign stating "Why change what is already 
perfect?". 

Effects: No anomalous effects observed. 
Notes: SCP-3636 added song to favorites. 


Test 12 

Song Selected: "Buddy Holly" by Weezer 
SCP-3636-1 Event: Several Foundation 
members stationed at Site-17 are shown 
changing into clothing popular in the 1950s, 
then attending what a banner proclaims is a 
"Buddy Holly/Mary Tyler Moore Lookalike 
Contest" held at the Site-17 dining hall. 
Several Foundation researchers participate in 
the contest. The O5 Council are shown sitting 
at a judges table. Dr. and Research 
Assistant are selected as the winners. 
Effects: Events in video occurred as depicted, 
including transportation of entire O5 Council to 
Site-17. 

Notes: Video contained many in-jokes 
commonly shared by Site-17 personnel. 


SCP-3636 may have time-manipulating effects 
as the entire contest was held during the 
song's 2 minute and 40 second duration. 
Further testing halted by order of Site Director. 
Testing reinstated, see Addendum. 


+ Song blacklist 


Cover versions of any songs listed below are also 
blacklisted. 


¢ "We Didn't Start the Fire” by Billy Joel 

¢ "World Wide Suicide" by Pearl Jam 

* "It's the End of the World as We Know It 
(And | Feel Fine)" by R.E.M. 

* "| Don't Want to Set the World On Fire" 

by The Ink Spots 

"Nuclear War (On The Dance Floor)" by 

Electric Six 

* "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd 

* "Distant Early Warning" by Rush 

¢ "Chemical Bomb" by The Aquabats 

* "Call of Ktulu" by Metallica 

* "Countdown to Extinction" by Megadeth 

« "Zombie Jamboree" by Rockapella 

* "Seven Nation Army" by The White 

Stripes 

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by 

Tears for Fears 

* "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday 

* "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls 

"Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell 

"The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird 

Al Yankovic 

¢ "My Heart Will Go On" By Celine Dion 

* "Werewolves of London" by Warren 

Zevon 

"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult 

"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden 


Addendum: On / /17, SCP-3636 began playing "Why Can't We 


Be Friends" by War without any input. No staff were on hand to 
observe the video event corresponding to the song. Security forces 
entered the room after noticing the song and discovered former 
Foundation employee handcuffed inside the containment 
room. was wanted by the Foundation for the theft of six 
anomalous items. The stolen items were later found to have been 
returned to their proper locations. A note was found in 's pocket. 
The note read "Please keep the music playing, I'd rather be friends 
than enemies. - WGJB" Testing resumed by order of O5. Further 
test results are to be documented in Experiment Log 3636. 


Experiment Log 3636 


All researchers working with SCP-3636 should be aware of the 
current blacklist and take into consideration the lyrical content of any 
song they select. As SCP-3636 has shown the ability to select songs 
on its own, research is focused on gaining a better understanding of 
SCP-3636. 


Test Log Format: 
Experiments should be written in this form. 


Test # 

Song Selected: 
SCP-3636-1 Event: 
Effects: 

Notes: 


Test 13 

Song Selected: "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd 
SCP-3636-1 Event: D-71829 suddenly grows shoulder 
length hair and a thick mustache, his clothing also 
changes to a loosely fitting t-shirt and blue denim jeans. 
A yet to be identified man in a grey suit appearing to be 
in his mid-sixties offers D-71829 a cigar and a bottle of 
champagne. D-71829 accepts them and the two begin 
having an unheard conversation for the duration of the 
song. During the final notes of the song, the man in the 
grey suit turns into a black Fender Stratocaster 
commonly used by David Gilmour in live performances. 
Effects: D-71829 immediately began playing the guitar. 
D-71829 previously displayed no musical talent or 
interest. D-71829 now speaks exclusively in a British 
accent despite being of Chilean origin. 

Notes: D-71829 has been held for further testing and is 
allowed usage of the guitar during daytime hours. 


D-71829 has repeatedly expressed concern that the 
Foundation will attempt to commercialize his music. 


Test 14 

Song Selected: "Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool 
SCP-3636-1 Event: D-94812 experiences a seemingly 
painful coughing fit for the entirety of the song, only 
stopping to cheer when the song asks the listener to 
"make some noise". At roughly two minutes into the 
song, a paper cone "party hat" materializes on D-94812's 
head and party balloons materialize from the ceiling. 
Effects: All attempts to remove the party hat from 
D-94812 have failed, including surgical methods. 
D-94812 claims to feel incredibly healthy", and was 
confirmed to be in fine health after a standard checkup 
despite a previous checkup showing damage to several 
organs due to years of drug and alcohol abuse. D-94812 
previously exhibited violent behavior and a rude and 
angry demeanor which has not been noted since the 
conclusion of the test. D-94812 began treating 
Foundation personnel with respect, and expressed a 
desire to "compile the ultimate party playlist" for future 
Foundation events. 

Notes: Approval to create playlist granted. D-94812's 
termination has been suspended for further testing on 
possible long term psychological and medical benefits of 
SCP-3636. 


Test 15 

Song Selected: "Regulate" by Warren G ft. Nate Dogg 
SCP-3636-1 Event: A man appearing to be a young 
Warren G is seen being robbed by four African American 
men in modern day Long Beach, California. A man 
similar in appearance to Nate Dogg arrives and kills the 
four men. The two then find a group of women and enter 
a motel as the song ends. 

Effects: Four corpses were discovered on an 
abandoned lot in Long Beach. All four men were 
previously convicted for gang-related crimes. Women in 
the video were identified and remembered the events in 


SCP-472: The Bloodstone 


Item #: SCP-472 
Object Class: Safe Anomalous Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-472 is to be kept in the 
center of an empty, locked cell measuring 37m x 37m (122 x 122 
feet). All personnel wishing to enter for research purposes must 
undergo a psychological evaluation and submit a research request 
before being permitted entry. Personnel should not remain within 

18 m (60 ft) of the stone for more than five (5) minutes without being 
directly monitored by security personnel. 


Update 472-001: No personnel exposed to SCP-472 through stage 
6 of its effects may be allowed more than four (4) consecutive 
minutes of further exposure without direct approval of Site 
Command. 


Update 472-002: Once every sixty (60) days, one D-Class personnel 
must be exposed to SCP-472 for a period of between ten (10) and 
twenty-seven (27) minutes. 


Update 472-003: Due to biomass loss, no personnel may be 
exposed to SCP-472 more than once in a 48-hour period without 
explicit approval by Dr. A. Jones. 


Description: SCP-472 is a red garnet, of the pyrope-spessartite 
variety, of unusual size (1.8 carat). The phrase "For man looketh on 
the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart" has 
been engraved in 2 mm (0.08 in) high lettering on the stone's 
surface. Relevance of the phrase is unknown. 


When any organism possessing a heartbeat passes within an 18 m 
(60 ft) radius of SCP-472, that subject will begin to hear the distant 
beating of a heart within their head. The heartbeat heard directly 

corresponds with the subject's own heartbeat, with the frequency of 


the video. Class-B Amnestics are administered to the 
women involved. 

Notes: One woman who appeared in the video was 
confirmed to be pregnant, with DNA tests showing Nate 
Dogg as the father despite his death six years prior to 
the test. Warren G claimed no memory of the event after 
an interview. 


Test 16 

Song Selected: "Deacon Blues" by Steely Dan 
SCP-3636-1 Event: During the lyric "This is the day of 
the expanding man" D-19223 is transported into an open 
field outside of Malibu, California. D-19223 expands to 
the size of a football field. The University of Alabama 
Crimson Tide and a seemingly fictional team referred to 
as the Malibu University Deacon Blues appear on top of 
D-19223 and begin to play a game of football. The 
Crimson Tide win the game 34-7 and all players for the 
Deacon Blues disappear. 

Effects: D-19223 died of multiple organ failure 
immediately after the song ended. University of Alabama 
team was found confused, searching for help 3 miles 
from D-19233's corpse. 

Notes: Amnestics distributed to all members of the 
University of Alabama football team as well as nearby 
residents who witnessed the event. D-19223's body was 
destroyed and a story about a brush fire used as a cover. 


Test 17 

Song Selected: "You Suffer" by Napalm Death 
SCP-3636-1 Event: A close up of D-17891's face as 
they experience extreme pain immediately after selecting 
the song. 

Effects: D-17891 confirmed that she felt extreme pain 
for the song's full 1.316 second duration that immediately 
subsided afterwards. 

Notes: No long term anomalous effects apparent after a 
standard Foundation medical examination of D-17891. 


Test 18 


Song Selected: "Ladies Night" by Kool and the Gang 
SCP-3636-1 Event: SCP-3636 disappears from 
containment at the same time as 4 female researchers at 
Site 17. 

Effects: SCP-3636 found with the missing researchers 
in a pink 1979 Chrsyler Cordoba parked outside of a club 
in Jersey City, New Jersey. SCP-3636 was discovered in 
the driver's seat of the car wearing a long silver dress 
with mascara and lipstick applied to its touch screen. All 
4 researchers were in similar attire and noticeably 
intoxicated. The researchers claimed to have "partied all 
night" with SCP-3636. 

Notes: SCP-3636 added song to favorites. Further 
research is suggested to see if SCP-3636 continues to 
treat itself as female in future tests. 


Test 19 

Song Selected: "Pisces" by Jinjer 

SCP-3636-1 Event: D-1879 is turned into an adult 
Northern Pike in SCP-3636's containment cell, after 
briefly laying on the floor she appears in Ukraine's 
Dnieper river. She swims for the duration of the song 
before being caught by a fisherman who proceeds to 
cook and eat the fish during the final minute of the song. 
Effects: No traces of D-1879 could be found. Fisherman 
depicted in video was eventually located and displayed 
no anomalous effects. 

Notes: Researchers have suggested that SCP-3636 
may have difficulties understanding complex metaphors. 


Test 20 

Song Selected: "The Camera Eye" by Rush 
SCP-3636-1 Event: D-12281's eyes are transformed into 
camera lenses. D-12281's veins and arteries temporarily 
become visible under her skin and are slowly replaced 
with what appear to be XLR cables. D-12281's fingers 
change in shape and coloration to appear similar to 
standard cardioid microphones. At roughly 3 minutes in 
the song, D-12281 appears in midtown Manhattan and 
begins to spy on citizens, apparently unseen. Later in the 


song, D-12281's location changes to a busy area of 
downtown London. 

Effects: D-11281 was eventually located in London and 
returned to Foundation custody. Amnestics distributed to 
affected neighborhood as a cautionary measure. 

Notes: Surgical analysis of D-11281 is pending. 


Test 21 

Song Selected: "Endless Forms Most Beautiful" by 
Nightwish