Dr. Chung: Great. Now, others have 
mentioned hallucinations while incapacitated. 
Can you tell us what kind of hallucinations you 
experience? 


Subject-9225: Yeah... It's like... It... There's 
everyone, ok? And they're walking around like 
zombies, like | do. | see the sloth, the thing in 
the sloth costume. It walks around and... It 
controls people. Small things, like basic tasks, 
you know? It's testing what it can do. | don't 
know if it's a hallucination... 


Dr. Chung: [Rapidly taking notes] What kind 
of things does it make you do? 


Subject-9225: Ok... [Deep sigh] Well, it 
usually j-just... It controls us, but it's been 
happening more and more. Every time more 
people come here, it makes us do more. I-| 
think that soon it can make us do a lot more. In 
the beginning it would just do things like... 
moving an arm, or a leg or something like that. 
The last time, it made us fight, remember that 
a few days ago? That was the thing doing it, | 
could see it twisting them... It's been changing 
too. B-becoming darker, more... solid. Like, 
after the time that- 


[Subject-9225 jerks his head back. Dr. Chung 
jumps back in her chair as Subject-9225 
convulses, and security rushes into the room. 
Subject 9225 looks back to Dr. Chung with a 
blank expression.] 


[Following this interview, additional security was 
prescribed to Site-116, as well as a letter to the Ethics 
Committee requesting implementation of Procedure- 
XXP9. The request was accepted two days after it was 
sent. See Addendum Alpha.] 


+ Addendum Alpha (Level 3 Required) 
Addendum: Procedure-XXP9 


Following the Recorded Interview Log 0032, 
my team and | have drafted Protocol-XXP9 in 
order to help contain SCP-2774-A. We will 
begin by pruning the current population of 
Site-116 from approximately 6,400 subjects to 
200 by this time next month. Termination will 
be carried out by Site-116 staff by method of 
lethal injection. Schedules for termination will 
be sent to all personnel. 


everyday at 12 o'clock for seven days! That's a week! 
And make sure you do it too, otherwise it won't work, and 
then you're back at square one! 


Make sure you follow all the steps and you should have 
your very own castle in just seven days! Pretty nifty, huh 
sport? 


When these directions are followed the result is a large stone 
fortress, including an inner keep, a courtyard, and outer wall, in the 
location that the "seeds" were planted. 


Placing more than one seed increases the size of the castle twofold 
per extra seed planted, and the styles, (Romanesque, Baroque, 
Gothic, Kremlin, Shiro, et al) depend on the color of the "seed" that 
has been planted. 


On rare occasions, when a castle has formed, there is already a 
staff of servants within utterly dedicated to the original planter, 
although they are often inhuman in appearance.! 


Additional Notes: The object was found in Orlando, Florida, in 19 , 
in the hands of someone trying to turn it into an amusement park. 
The item was confiscated and the person in question had their 
memory purged. 


Footnotes 

1. While no conclusive link between the two has been 
discovered,SCP-2448is notably similar in that it is a castle that 
occasionally manifests humanoid denizens. 


« SCP-321 | SCP-322 | SCP-323 » 


In addition to this, task forces in charge of 
controlling SCP-2774 off site have been 
instructed to terminate anyone exposed, 
instead of transporting them here. This 
procedure has been approved by the 
necessary parties, and will begin within the 
week. 


If you're on site and reading this, you're 
probably going to have to take part in this. 
Class-A Amnestics will be available after your 
duties are done if you so choose. Keep in mind 
the state of suffering these people are in. This 
is as much for their benefit as it is ours. 


Signed, Dr. Klara Chung. 


Footnotes 
1. Colloquially referred to as red-green color blindness 
2. Read Addendum Alpha 


« SCP-2773 | SCP-2774 | SCP-2775 » 


SCP-2775: Bootleg Hoomans 


Item #: SCP-2775 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2775 is currently 
uncontained, due to the extreme logistical difficulty of attempting 
containment. Indirect containment of SCP-2775 is currently being 
undertaken by intercepting phone calls from the point of origin for 
SCP-2775 to SCP-2775-1. 


Investigation into the origin of the “Human Mills Company” is 
currently underway, and is being directed by Dr. Sonia Oland. All 
personnel with questions should contact Dr. Oland, or any other 
designated supervisor. 


Description: SCP-2775 is an extraterrestrial entity of indeterminate 
biology and form. The current location of SCP-2775 is unknown, 
though its signal from the phone calls it made were traced to a 
location outside of the solar system. Contact with SCP-2775 has 
only occurred in the context of phone calls intercepted between 
SCP-2775 and the “Human Mills Company,” designated 
SCP-2775-1. 


SCP-2775 is capable of speaking in English despite its origin. The 
anomaly is noted to have an accent of indeterminate origin. It is 
unknown how SCP-2775 acquired its knowledge of English. In 
addition, giving the lack of a latency time in between moments made 
in the call, and the distance that a phone call would need to travel, 
SCP-2775 evidently possesses the ability to both transmit and 
maintain a faster-than-light phone signal, which implies a high 
degree of technological or anomalous ability. 


SCP-2775-1 is a clandestine company with its headquarters traced 
to the region of the southwestern United States, though the exact 
location of the headquarters has yet to be found. SCP-2775-1 


evidently specializes in the production of humanoid specimens for a 
large sum of money, though the specifics of this process are 
unknown. Prior to discovery of SCP-2775, the Foundation had 
established that SCP-2775-1 was a primarily American company 
without any international exports beyond a few shipments to 
Canada. 


First contact with SCP-2775 occurred during investigation into 
SCP-2775-1 for containment of a separate anomalous entity. 
Foundation assets in the region listened in on a phone call from 
SCP-2775 to SCP-2775-1. The transcript of the phone call is 
included below. 


SCP-2775: Uh, hello? Someone there? Fuck, if someone 
puts me on hold one more time | swear, I’m gonna jam a- 


SCP-2775-1: Hello, you have reached the Human Mills 
Company Tech Support, dedicated to bringing you 
quality lab specimens anywhere, anytime, any 
dimension. My name is Janet, and how can | help you 
today? 


SCP-2775: Oh, uh, hi. | had an issue with one of these 
human specimens that | bought. It’s not working. 


SCP-2775-1: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that sir, have you 
tried rebooting it? 


SCP-2775: Hold on, let me try. (pause in call) Well | took 
its shoe off and put it back on and nothing changed. 


SCP-2775-1: No sir, | mean that you need to turn it fully 
off and then on again. 


SCP-2775: Okay, gimme a sec. (pause in call) Oh, oh 
sweet Gizyxs-now it’s bleeding everywhere and 
screaming, how the hell do | make it stop? (next portion 
is quieter, as if spoken away from the phone) How the 
hell do you have that much blood? 


SCP-2775-1: Turn it off completely and then apply 


bandages. 


SCP-2775: Wait, it stopped screaming. Oh, wait. | think it 
just died. Well, fuck. 


SCP-2775-1: Please remain calm, sir. If your product is 
not working, we can send you a new one, free of cost, if 
your warranty hasn't expired. 


SCP-2775: Uh, warranty? 


SCP-2775-1: There is a one year warranty from the date 
that you purchased the human. 


SCP-2775: Nobody told me anything about a warranty. 
Damn, do | need proof of this or something? 


SCP-2775-1: Yes, you do. 
SCP-2775: Gizyxs damn it. 


At this point, SCP-2775 ended the call. Approximately ten minutes 
later, SCP-2775 made another call, which was intercepted by the 
Foundation. 


SCP-2775: How is waiting music this b- 


Foundation: Hello, you have reached the Human Mills 
Company Tech Support, dedicated to bringing you 
quality lab specimens anywhere, anytime, any 
dimension. My name is Mike, and how can | help you 
today? 


SCP-2775: Oh, hey. I’ve got a couple human specimens 
here that don’t work. | tried turning them off and on 
again, but that didn’t work, and when | tried to take one 
apart to figure out what was going on with it, it just died. 


Foundation: I’m so sorry to hear that sir, we'll try to get 
your problem fixed right away. Can you tell me what 
store location you bought this particular specimen at? 


SCP-2775: Yeah, uh, it was some place called China. 


Foundation: Sir, we don’t have any stores located in 
that region. 


SCP-2775: What? Are you sure? | picked up these ones 
right there. 


Foundation: Yes, positive sir. Are you sure you bought 
from a licensed vendor? 


SCP-2775: Well duh, | mean, | paid good money for 
these things. Look, it says "HOOMAN" right across the 
side of this thing. 


Foundation: Sir, | believe that you’ve bought some 
unlicensed, knockoff brand humans that are not 
endorsed by our company. 


SCP-2775: What? Of course | didn’t, I’d never buy any 
knockoff brands. 


Foundation: Sir, | can’t help you with non-Human Mills 
Company products. 


SCP-2775: (quieter, as if soeaking away from phone) Of 
fucking course I’m the one who buys the shitty bootleg 
humans because | want to save some money. Never buy 
from those Gizyxsdamn little street vendors, they told 
me, but did | listen? Noooo- 


At this point, the call ends once again. SCP-2775 has not made any 
more calls since this point, and the status of the anomaly is 
unknown. 


« SCP-2774 | SCP-2775 | SCP-2776 » 


SCP-2776: Mr. President 


Item #: SCP-2776 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2776 is to be contained in 
a high security, lead-lined humanoid domicile at Area 11. No fewer 
than four heavily armed security personnel are to be stationed 
outside of the domicile. 


In the event of an attempted breach of containment, security 
personnel are to first activate the Wenss-Newton Electromagnet 
located beneath the domicile. If SCP-2776 manages to disable the 
device or leave its area of influence, security personnel are to 
attempt to subdue SCP-2776 using Class III live-shock charges. 
Should SCP-2776 manage to escape the confines of the primary 
containment structure, security personnel are authorized to apply 
lethal force to prevent a full breach of containment. 


In order to prevent any attempts at breaching containment, 
SCP-2776 must be made to believe the following information, 
regardless of whether or not it is true: 


¢ The United States of America exists as a free democracy. 

* Great Britain, its citizenry, or any party originating within its 
borders does not pose a threat to the safety and stability of 
America or any of its assets. 

¢ The French Republic exists and is not threatened by the 
United Kingdom. 


Failure to ensure that SCP-2776 is not exposed to anything that 
contradicts the information above will activate SCP-2776, and will 
likely result in a containment breach. 


Description: SCP-2776 is a humanoid automaton bearing the aged 
likeness of deceased senior British army officer George Washington, 


which held the office of President of the United States from April 
30th, 1789, to March 4th, 1797. For more information about the 
origin of SCP-2776, please see Addendum 2776.3. 


SCP-2776 consists of several features which fit the technological 
capabilities of the time during which it is believed to have been 
created, including a crude iron skeleton, wooden support struts, 
glass eyes and mid-18th century dental prosthesis. However, 
SCP-2776 also consists of many additional, highly advanced 
features, such as a smooth, carbon-based base skin layer, 
kinetically resistant armored plating within the chest, a small fusion 
reactor to supply power to the assembly, and a currently unknown 
information processing unit within the skull made entirely of 
graphene. The outer flesh of SCP-2776, as well as the hair and 
nails, are all organic, and are resistant to decay. 


The primary mechanical driver of SCP-2776 is an electric motor 
situated in the upper chest cavity, but power can be directly 
administered to any of SCP-2776's faculties from the nuclear core 
by way of super-heated wiring that interacts in some way with an 
unknown mechanical system within SCP-2776's skeleton. This is 
believed to be the main driving power behind most of SCP-2776's 
anomalous capabilities, but due to the sheer power output 
SCP-2776 is capable of during activation, it is believed that power 
must be originating from another source within SCP-2776. Research 
into this is ongoing. 


SCP-2776 has two primary modes of operation. The first is a "low- 
energy" default mode, wherein SCP-2776 expends relatively very 
little energy and exhibits signs of sapience and sentience. 
SCP-2776 believes that it is George Washington, born in Virginia, 
British America, and was at one point the Commander-in-Chief of 
the Continental Army and later the President of the United States. 
SCP-2776 is unable to justify its automatonic makeup, stating that it 
has always been this way. 


The secondary mode of operation, a "high-energy" mode, is 
activated only when SCP-2776 encounters information that 
contradicts the three pieces of information presented above. While 
in its activated mode, SCP-2776 [DATA EXPUNGED - See 
Addendum 2776.4 for more information]. 


Addendum 2776.1: Discovery 


SCP-2776 was first discovered during a 2007 raid on a Marshall, 
Carter and Dark distributor acting out of Roanoke, Virginia. During 
the raid, several documents were uncovered describing the 
existence of a dangerous anomalous object located in Fairfax 
County, Virginia. Mobile Task Force Beta-24 "Pioneers" was 
dispatched to secure the object, located below the Fairfax campus 
of George Mason University. 


Below is an excerpt of the MTF field report: 


In the back of the facilities building we found a covered 
access shaft no wider than half a meter or less. We measured 
the depth at about ten meters, and descended in single file. 
The walkway tunnel below was tall enough that we didn't need 
to crouch, but not wide enough to stand side-by-side. As we 
approached the end of the hall, Thomas noted that there were 
several side-tunnels which looked to have been collapsed at 
some point. There was a gas lighting system in place, as well, 
but it looked inoperable. 


At the end of the hall was a single door with three sliding bolt 
locks about as thick as my arm. The door was made of iron. 
The bolts themselves were rusted shut, so we had to wait to 
get a torch down to cut through it. Once we did, we opened 
the door to the room he was in. It wasn't any bigger thana 
standard containment cell here, maybe a little higher. 
Furnishings were scarce, but it was homey. Walls were 
paneled wood and papered, floor was hardwood. A carpet, a 
small bookshelf and nightstand, a few gas lanterns, and him, 
laying on the bed. Might as well have been dead to the world, 
didn't move an inch when we walked in. 


He was hooked up to this machine through these big copper 
pipes. Really steampunk, definitely didn't fit the appearance of 
the rest of the room. As we were setting up lights in the room, 
Avery tripped on one of the pipes and jarred it loose. He woke 
up when it disconnected. 


None of us recognized him at first, you know, because he 
doesn't really look like he does in the pictures. He introduced 
himself and we thought he was full of shit. | didn't even 
believe it until | saw the stuff they pulled from the raid, and 
even now I'm still not sure. Whatever he is, he was down 
there for a long time.