SCP-3145 shows a preference for shorter narratives, stating that 
novel-length narratives are much more tiring to alter fully. SCP-3145 
is able to alter both digital and printed texts, but claims the process 
is easiest when provided digital text and a keyboard. Despite this, 
manipulation of keys by SCP-3145 has never been observed. 


Currently, SCP-3145 is being treated for depression and a unique 
disorder involving severe amnesia in relation to its origins and 
identity. Allowing SCP-3145 access to narratives for alteration has 
been shown to improve its mood, though the positive effect has 
lessened during the course of its containment. Though it is believed 
emotional instability makes SCP-3145 more tractable, psychological 
treatment is ongoing. To date, no escape attempt by SCP-3145 has 
been successful. 


Discovery: SCP-3145 was first encountered on 04/02/2017 after 


changes had been observed in the documentation for numerous 
Keter-class objects, necessitating restoration from database backup. 
SCP-3145 was first contacted while altering the text of SCP-173, 
initially by typing in the document, and later through verbal 
communication, at which point it was convinced of the necessity for 
keeping the Foundation's database secure and agreed to be 
contained in exchange for further access to object documentation. 


Addendum: Interview 3145-15 


Interviewed: SCP-3145 

Interviewer: Dr. Westfall, Site-22 Psychologist 
Foreword: Routine psychological evaluation conducted 
05/08/2017. 

<Begin Log, 18:31> 

Westfall: Are you ready to begin our session, 
SCP-3145? 

SCP-3145: I'm here. 

Westfall: All right. How have you been feeling lately? 
SCP-3145: Not too bad, | guess. Some of the articles 
you gave me are kinda... Weird. | mean, some aren't as 
fun to be as others. That goes without saying, maybe. I'm 
still enjoying going back to the old ones every now and 
then. 

Westfall: | notice you spend a lot of time in the articles 


that involve killing people. Does killing make you feel 
good? 


SCP-3145: Yeah, kinda. | mean, uh, it makes me feel 
powerful, | guess? 


Westfall: Why is feeling powerful important to you? 
SCP-3145: Do you have to ask? | mean, | can't actually 
do anything in the, the real world. So if | can control stuff 
in there, in the story, it's a nice change. 

Westfall: Do you want to harm people in the real world? 
SCP-3145: | don't know. Not really, | guess. | mean, 
everyone | talk to here has been pretty decent, or at least 
not enough of an asshole for me to want to kill them. You 
guys give me good stories to play with. | guess | like 
being able to do it, to kill, in the stories because there's 
no consequences. 

Westfall: | see. 


SCP-3145: Can we change the subject? 


Westfall: Of course. There is one thing | wanted to ask 
you, if you feel like talking about it. 


SCP-3145: What's that? 

Westfall: | wondered if you could tell me about Falzon. 
Westfall: SCP-3145? 

SCP-3145: Sorry, who? 

[DATA LOST] 

SCP-3145: Uh, | don't actually know what that is, sorry. 


Westfall: It's a name we frequently see appear in the 


articles you alter. | wanted to know if it was a creation of 
yours. Perhaps an original character? 


SCP-3145: Can't say I've heard the name before. 


Westfall: When this person appears, they seem 
determined to belittle and torment you. 


SCP-3145: Um... Can we talk about something else? 


Westfall: If I've made you uncomfortable, | apologize. 
SCP-3145: It's nothing, it's okay. I'm okay. 


Westfall: Of course. That was actually all | wanted to 
talk about today. Unless there was anything more you 
wanted to cover? 


SCP-3145: No, that's fine. See you next week? 
Westfall: Next week, then. 
<End Log, 18:51> 


Closing Statement: | believe Falzon may be a symptom 
of the disassociation SCP-3145 feels in regards to its 
identity, a construct created with an aim of self- 
flagellation, though the reasons as to why will require 
deeper probing. Even in the case, as my superiors posit, 
that Falzon is a separate entity, it does not seem to be 
able to act independently of SCP-3145. | will endeavor to 
provide the best mental care | can, but the limitations 
imposed by SCP-3145's own condition both make 
interacting with it difficult at best and prevent it from living 
life as fully as | think it wants to. -Dr. Patricia Westfall 


|'m the one in control, 


And |'m not going anywhere. 


User: Dr. 

Subject: Remains of one (1) D-Class personnel from Experiment 
399-4 

Special Protocol: Test conducted at Remote Facility . A dedicated 
nuclear reactor was provided as energy source. 

User attempts to restore D-Class personnel to his physical condition 
prior to Experiment 399-4. Nuclear reactor reaches 57% capacity. 
Subject is successfully reconstructed physically intact but remains 
deceased. User attempts to restore subject to life. [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. SCP-399 was recovered by Hazmat personnel 48 
hours later. Weather patterns in vicinity of facility site normalized 
within 96 hours. Radiological contamination of the region has been 
deemed within acceptable limits. 


“Note: Following the loss of Dr. , Dr.C requested and was 
granted permission to conduct the following test on himself. 


Experiment 399-6 

Date: / /20 

User: Dr. C 

Subject: Dr. C 

User attempts to cause self to levitate. Successful. Upon initial 
levitation room temperature begins to drop 1 Kelvin approximately 
every .68 seconds. Dr.C _ then begins to cause himself to hover 
slowly about the test chamber, which begins to produce electrical 
brownouts. The rate of temperature decrease increases to 1 Kelvin 
per .47 seconds at this time and fluctuates as the rate of the 
Doctor's movement is accelerated or slowed. Experiment is 
terminated after room temperature drops below zero degrees 
Centigrade. 


« SCP-398 | SCP-399 | SCP-400 » 


SCP-3146: Money Match 


Item #: SCP-3146 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents embedded 
in the professional gaming community are to make posts on social 
media during Y-Manifestation events at locations already designated 
to be “gaming”, “anime” or “comics” conventions, purporting to be 
the event’s organizers. The overall tone of these posts is to suggest 
that SCP-3146 has a niche fanbase and is no longer in production 
as its parent company is defunct. In the event that a Y-Manifestation 
event has not naturally occurred in a public venue in over six (6) 
months, embedded Foundation agents are to stage an SCP-3146 
tournament in a professional gaming event venue, whether on the 
official stage or on any improvised surface available. 


If a Y-Manifestation event affects political figures without sufficient 
clearance or allyship to the Foundation, they are to be subjected to 
surreptitious Class-C amnestic treatment by embedded Foundation 
agents in federal law enforcement agencies dedicated to protecting 
political figures. 


Description: SCP-3146 is a video game by the name of “Magical 
Hearts XX: Upgrade Ultimate ~EXTENSION~ DESTROYER 
Ascend!”. SCP-3146 is found only in Blu-Ray disc format, and is 
playable only on PlayStation 3 consoles. Discs bearing SCP-3146 
have only been found during Y-Manifestation events. 


+ Show SCP-3146 gameplay description 


“Magical Hearts XX: Upgrade Ultimate ~EXTENSION~ 
DESTROYER Ascend!” is a two-dimensional, one-on- 
one fighting game. Players are presented with a screen 
bearing the name of the game and the text “50% of 
proceeds to go charity!”, after which the game cuts toa 


selection screen featuring 16 characters. Players then try 
to make each other’s character reach 0 health first 
utilizing a variety of attacks assisted by several “meters” 
they can spend; for example, the "Special" meter allows 
them to perform flashy "super" attacks, while the 
"EXPLODE" meter allows them to stop an enemy 
offensive. The first player to bring their enemy down to 
zero health twice wins the match. 


The game's single-player "story" mode follows the story 
of Haku Kei, a young man with the power of the "Magical 
Heart", which allows him to discern the intent of any 
person he comes across. Kei goes on a journey to end 
the tyranny of Arimas, the game's titular villain, who 
plans to absorb the souls of all humans, and in the way 
fights against or allies himself with an eclectic cast of 
characters (most of which are available in the player- 
versus-player mode), such as Jeanne, a dual-sword 
wielding nun, and Accel, a motorcycle driver fond of 
American cowboy culture. The game is available in 
English and Japanese. 


Any public event attended by over 200 individuals carries a chance 
of triggering a Y-Manifestation event. Y-Manifestation events begin 
with the evacuation of the event’s venue due to emergency reasons 
(reasons reported so far have included fire alarms, minor 
earthquakes, electrical hazards, gas leaks and [REDACTED] 
containment breach). Once the building has been evacuated, a 
number of PlayStation 3 consoles bearing SCP-3146 materialize in 
the vicinity of the emergency assembly point, all powered on and 
connected to a portable battery and a television. For the duration of 
a Y-Manifestation event, SCP-3146 instances manifest the following 
anomalous properties2: 


¢ Subjects attending the event experience a moderate 
compulsion to play SCP-3146. 

* Subjects attending the event become capable of materializing 
assets that they own but were not physically carrying, such as 
money from a bank account. 


Subjects affected by SCP-3146 will then organize a double- 


elimination bracket tournament with an entry fee believed to be 
directly proportional to the assets available to the average attendee. 
Once the tournament has run its course, 50% of the money pooled 
will be awarded to the tournament’s top 8 competitors, then the Y- 
Manifestation will end with the disappearance of all hardware, 
including SCP-3146 discs, and the remaining 50% of the pooled 
money. Subjects affected by the Y-Manifestation event will recall the 
event as an out-of-the-ordinary but not worrisome “break” from the 
main event, and regard it as a generally positive time. No attempts 
from the event's losers to recover the lost money have been 
recorded once anomalous effects have ended, although altercations 
have been recorded in at least four instances. 


Y-Manifestation events have been recorded’, and caused $ 
in damages. 


+ Show Incident Report 3146-52 


Video recovered from the personal smartphone of 

after a Y-Manifestation event triggered during an 
evacuation of Anime Expo 20 . Video feed shows two 
individuals sitting on the ground in front of a console- 
display setup containing an instance of SCP-3146, with a 
large pile of money on top of the table. A small crowd is 
visible around them. Agent Mendoza, in his guise as 
professional commentator "Jumps", can be heard 
narrating off-screen. 


Mendoza: Oh he got the slide, but is he takin’ 
it? 


Subject 1 has forced Subject 2 to the right 
corner of the screen and forced them into a 
defensive position for an extended period of 
time. Subject 2 is at a considerable health 
disadvantage. 


Mendoza: He's takin' it, oh he's- 


Subject 2 initiates a counteroffensive, chaining 
together a long "combo" of attacks. Subject 1 


can be seen pressing buttons at random, 
which have no effect on his character's state 
or interrupt Subject 2's combo. The crowa's 
cheering increases considerably. 


Mendoza: Baby's not takin’ it! Oh, the 
comeback, son, is it gonna be enough, 
though? 


Subject 2's combo ends in a lengthy "super" 
animation. Certain members of the crowd 
mimic the character's movements, while others 
clap. Subject 1 taps her leg while waiting for 
the animation to end; once it does, Subject 17 is 
now at a health disadvantage. 


Mendoza: It's not enough, but ohh, here 
comes the mixup! 


Subject 1 performs an attack as soon as her 
"wakeup" animation allows her to. Subject 2 
blocks it and performs her own attack, ending 
the match. Subject 2 rises to her feet and is 
embraced by the cheering crowd. 


Mendoza: Come on, baby, wakeup Sky 
Smash and you thought it was gonna work? 
This ain't Lay's, baby, ate ‘em all! 


Subject 1 gets up and faces Subject 2. 
Subject 1: (unintelligible) another? 


Mendoza: Oh she's gotta be salty after that, 
you know she wants the runba- 


Subject 2 shrugs; Subject 1 throws her 
controller to the ground and assaults Subject 
2. The camera shakes as it is moved around. 
Analysis reveals the crowd, including Agent 
Mendoza, trying to break up the altercation; in 


the background, the money on the table 
dematerializes. 


Footnotes 

1. Whether Y-Manifestation events trigger or are triggered by the 
related emergency is under investigation. 

2. SCP-3146 instances recovered by interrupting Y-Manifestation 
events display no anomalous properties outside the event, and can 
be safely replicated into other non-anomalous copies. 

3. 3 of which have occurred during Foundation meetings. 


SCP-3147: Tongue Twisted 


Item #: SCP-3147 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: A maximum of 144 instances of 
SCP-3147 are to be stored in Storage Locker 87A at Site-272. All 
extraneous instances and advertising materials are to be 
incinerated. Civilians found in possession of SCP-3147 instances 
are to be questioned regarding their acquisition and given Class-A 
amnestics if they have experienced or witnessed the item's 
anomalous effects. A falsified recall order has been issued, citing 
the unintended inclusion of a deliriant ingredient. 


Experiment proposals must be submitted to research lead Dr. 
James Smythe for approval. Any experiments involving five or more 
test subjects must also be approved by the site director and 
overseen personally by Dr. Smythe. 


Description: SCP-3147 is the designation for a brand of lollipops 
labeled "Dr. Wondertainment's Tantalizing Tongue Twisters™". 
Each individual instance is comprised of a sphere of hard sugar 
confection 3cm in diameter mounted on an 8cm long plastic stick 
and covered by a 5cm x 5cm plastic wrapper emblazoned with the 
Dr. Wondertainment logo and the instance's flavor. Chemical 
analysis has not identified any anomalous materials in the 
confection or packaging. 


SCP-3147's anomalous effect is activated when two or more 
individuals have tasted the same instance within a space of ten 
minutes. While the effect is active, each affected individual gains the 
ability to control the oral cavity of another member of the group. 
Further, whenever one of them attempts to speak, the individual 
linked to them will speak with the originator's voice rather than their 
own. The duration of the effect is directly and progressively 
dependent upon the amount of the instance that is ingested. The 


current minimum and maximum times observed during testing are 
two and twenty-four minutes. 


Instances of SCP-3147 are typically found packaged to be sold 
individually or in groups of ten. The multiple-instance packaging 
contains the following script on the back. 


NEW from DR. WONDERTAINMENT™, the 
MOUTHWATERING TREAT that will have you 
SPEAKING IN TONGUES! 


Need a party pick-me-up? Just gather two or three of 
your bestest friends, pick out your favorite flavor of Dr. 
Wondertainment's Tantalizing Tongue Twisters™, and 
you're good to go! Let everyone get a tongue-teasing 
taste, then marvel as you give each other the gift of gab! 


WARNING: Maximum fun achieved with four friends. Dr. 
Wondertainment™ and his candy-crafting crew are not liable for any 
damages - physical, psychological, emotional, and/or paranatural - 
caused by sharing Dr. Wondertainment's Tantalizing Tongue 
Twisters™ among five or more people. 


PLAY SAFE, KIDS! 
+ Abridged Experiment Log 


Experiment 3147/01 

Subject: D-2172 

Flavor: Sandy Seashell