Addendum 3911-1: Documents detailing events such as the 
Foundation investigation and the police raid dated two weeks prior 
to any police involvement have been discovered in a hidden safe at 
the discovery site of SCP-3911, along with a letter detailing [DATA 
EXPUNGED], which was apparently written with the intention of it 
being discovered by Foundation personnel. An investigation into the 
means used to discover this information is currently ongoing, and 
the acquisition of any information regarding the current location of 
any individuals connected of the potential Gol "Searchers of 
Malaysia" or the Pol referred to as The Third Father is of utmost 
importance. 


Footnotes 

1. Permission to test on other sapient entities is currently pending. 

2. Secondary host is the designation given to an individual who 
initiated an infection by using a host object. 

3. Interestingly, the tendril segment of an instance of SCP-3911 is 
able to survive in an inactive state for up to 4 years, and appears to 
be able to reconnect to the main bulk of any instance of SCP-3911. 
4. Silica Areogel is a synthetic porous ultralight material derived from 
a gel, in which the liquid component for the gel has been replaced 
with a gas. Silica Areogel possess numerous notable qualities, 
including it's low electrical conductivity, low thermal conductivity, and 
low density 

5. Sight, smell, taste, touch, hearing, pressure, itch, temperature, 
pain, thirst, hunger, direction, time, muscle tension, proprioception, 
equilibrioception, stretch reception, and chemoreception. Permission 
to test on humans or other sapient beings with anomalous extra 
senses is currently pending. 


SCP-3913: Keep on Trucking 


Item #: SCP-3913 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Neither SCP-3913 nor 
SCP-3913-1 may be moved from their designated locations without 
approval from the 3913 Project Head and subsequent revision of 
these containment procedures. 


SCP-3913 is to be kept in Site-88's above-ground anomalous 
vehicle bay. A GPS tracking device is to be installed inside 
SCP-3913's cab. Obstructions between SCP-3913 and public 
roadways must be removable in case of an SCP-3913 breach. 
Manipulation of SCP-3913-1's location is the only approved method 
of directing and/or limiting SCP-3913's motion. 


SCP-3913-1 is to be kept in the cadaver preservation department on 
floor 3 of Site-88. During storage, SCP-3913-1 must be kept within 
2.56 kilometers of SCP-3913's current location. 


Description: SCP-3913 is a Kenworth W900A 1979 model semi- 
trailer truck. If more than 2.56 kilometers from the corpse of 
Jedediah Phillips (hereafter referred to as SCP-3913-1) SCP-3913 
will begin independent operation and move towards SCP-3913-1. 
SCP-3913 does not require fuel to operate in this manner. 


During independent operation, SCP-3913 will attempt to navigate 
around physical barriers between it and SCP-3913-1. If such 
navigation is impossible those physical barriers will be breached in 
order to reach SCP-3913-1. This will occur regardless of the 
strength or thickness of the physical barrier. SCP-3913 has also 
shown a capacity to cross terrain which would normally preclude 
navigation by non-anomalous vehicles of this type and model. Once 
reaching a minimum distance of 2.56 kilometers from SCP-3913-1, 
SCP-3913 will cease independent operation. 


SCP-3913's outward appearance will degrade over time without 
maintenance. Components required for the purpose of hauling 
freight and housing a driver are, however, resistant to all forms of 
damage. Furthermore, regardless of the degradation of SCP-3913's 
outward appearance, the words "Sweet Thing" are always clearly 
visible in at least one location on the object. 


SCP-3913 was owned and operated by SCP-3913-1 from 1981 to 
2004. On July 5th 2004, SCP-3913-1 was diagnosed with a stage IV 
pancreatic adenocarcinoma. During treatment, SCP-3913 was 
stored approximately 2.1 kilometers from the hospital treating 
SCP-3913-1. Following SCP-3913-1's death on August 29th, 2004, 
SCP-3913-1 was moved and SCP-3913's anomalous properties 
were first observed. 


+ Show Incident 95 Summary 
Incident 95 Summary: 


On December 7th, 2011 SCP-3913's 
mechanical systems began to operate 
independently, despite being within 2.56 
kilometers of SCP-3913-1. SCP-3913 did not, 
however, attempt to breach containment 
during this time. Research into potential 
causes led to the identification of Jedediah 
Phillips Ill, one of SCP-3913-1's grandchildren. 


On December 6th 2011 this individual had 
received a commercial driver's license in the 
state of Alabama. This individual also 
performed online searches related to the 
purchase of a semi-trailer truck on the same 
day. 


SCP-3913's project head approved the 
purchase of a modern semi-trailer truck to be 
provided covertly to Jedediah Phillips Ill at a 
price commensurate with the individual's 
financial resources. Following the transfer of 
this item to Jedediah Phillips III, SCP-3913's 


behavior returned to its previously observed 
pattern. 


SCP-3915: Gay Trashman 


Item #: SCP-3915 
Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Euclid) 


Special Containment Procedures: Currently, no containment 
procedures are necessary to contain SCP-3915 beyond standard 
POI monitoring. Outpost-84 is currently being maintained as an 
independent Foundation installation in Alaska. 


+ Show Archived Special Containment Procedures 


Montague Island is to be kept as uninhabited as 
possible, aside from the personnel assigned to 
Outpost-84. Guided hunting expeditions are allowed 
during times when SCP-3915 is not active, to increase 
credibility and not draw attention to an unexpected island 
closure. 


Alongside NOAA and the Marine Conservation Alliance, 
a false cleanup effort has been organized, in order to 
disguise SCP-3915's refuse-gathering. Once per month, 
Foundation helicopters are to transport the collected 
refuse to designated processing facilities in Anchorage. 


Description: SCP-3915 was an anomalous humanoid residing on 
Montague Island, Alaska from 2012 to 2017. SCP-3915 was virtually 
identical to an ordinary human male except for its incorporeal 
nature, with any and all physical objects phasing through it 
completely. However, it appeared to be able to interact with the 
physical world at will. 


SCP-3915 claimed (and was later identified) to be a thirty-four-year- 
old man named Cees Martin from Fort Worth, Texas?. Inquiry as to 
the nature and origin of its anomalous ability had yielded very little 
information; SCP-3915 had been unwilling to go into specifics, 


calling it "a gift from a friend". 


SCP-3915's primary objective on Montague Island appeared to be 
refuse collection. It kept a rigid schedule, waking up at 6:00 AM, 
walking the coastline and picking up garbage, then returning to its 
tent on the peninsula northeast of Patton Bay to sleep at 8:00 PM. 
At 7:00 AM, 12:00 PM, and 7:00 PM, it stopped for meals; it has not 
yet been determined where it acquired its food for said meals. On 
Saturday and Sunday, it refused to go further than a half-kilometer 
from its tent, as it claimed to be resting. 


Given its incorporeal nature, it was impossible to physically remove 
and contain SCP-3915. Efforts to persuade it to leave had been met 
with hostility on SCP-3915's part, as it insisted it must finish its task 
before it could go back home. 


On 13/6/13, SCP-3915 agreed to an interview with Foundation 
agents, in exchange for reading material and cigarettes. 


Interviewed: SCP-3915 
Interviewer: Vought 


Foreword: SCP-3915 requested a slice of pizza while 
waiting for the interviewer to arrive; this was denied, as 
the facility did not have any pizza on hand. 


<Begin Log> 
Mme. Vought: Evening. Mr. Martin, was it? 


SCP-3915: Oh, no, man, call me Cees. I'm no good with 
that formal stuff. Hey, you got a light? 


Mme. Vought: A match? (To dispatch) Hey, can | give 
him a match? Okay, great. [Vought hands SCP-3915 a 
matchbox. SCP-3915 lights its cigarette.] So, Cees, why 
are you in Alaska? 


SCP-3915: Well, to pick up the trash, obviously. What 
that tsunami washed over here. Thanks for the match, by 
the way. 


Mme. Vought: You're quite welcome. Which tsunami are 
you referring to? 


SCP-3915: What? The tsunami. The tsunami. The one in 
Japan a couple years ago. You know what I'm talking 
about, don't you? 


Mme. Vought: | remember now. And you're picking up 
garbage from it? 


SCP-3915: Yeah, dude. Bunch of shit washed over here, 
fucking up the environment. | figured: well, why not come 
and make a difference? Save the little baby penguins 'n 
whatever. 


Mme. Vought: Admirable. Why Montague Island 
specifically? 


SCP-3915: [Smiles] Before this, I've gone, camped, 
spent some time hunting with Mark- er, hunting deer. 
They've got some really pretty blacktails here. | got one 
once, really nice three-pointer? Oh man, that thing was 
gorgeous- 


Mme. Vought: Who's Mark? 


SCP-3915: [Falls silent for seven seconds] My... 
partner. I'm not real sure if he is my partner anymore, 
though. 


Mme. Vought: Why's that? 


SCP-3915: [Is silent for a full nine seconds] We, uh, 
fought. It was stupid. Shouldn't have happened. 


Mme. Vought: Is that why you came here? 
SCP-3915: ...yeah. 
Mme. Vought: Do you plan to go back? 


SCP-3915: | guess. But not until all the trash gets picked 


up. | mean, somebody's gotta do it. 
<End Log> 


Closing Statement: SCP-3915 was escorted back to its 
tent. Marcus G. Halen flagged as a possible person of 
interest. 


Addendum 15/10/17: On 6/10/17, SCP-3915 vanished from 
Montague Island, leaving its tent behind, as well as a written 
document that read ‘gone to do what should have been done years 
ago’. Foundation sweeps revealed almost no garbage present on 
the island proper. 


SCP-3915 itself was found to be occupying its old residence in Fort 
Worth with POI Marcus G. Halen. During debriefing, it was 
discovered that SCP-3915 no longer had any anomalous properties. 
It was subsequently determined that further containment would incur 
unnecessary expenses, and as such it was allowed to continue 
living with Halen as a civilian. Both are currently under surveillance. 


Addendum 22/10/17: During the dismantling of SCP-3915's tent, a 
sheaf of papers in a sealed plastic bag was discovered under 
SCP-3915's air mattress. Most of the papers were blank, or filled 
with some type of scribble/drawing. Three, however, had coherent 
sentences on them. 


+ Document 3915-A 
First of all, | am so sorry 
Mark, I'm sorry 
Mark, | want to say how much | 


[The rest of the page is filled with crudely 
drawn pictures of coastal birds in flight.] 


+ Document 3915-B 


TO THOSE COAST GUARD DUDES 


okay. i know you're not coast guard. it's fine. 
really, it is. i couldn't care less. 


i regret don't regret have mixed feelings about 
coming here. on one hand, i get to pick up 
trash and save all the puffins. on the other 
hand, i've run away from my problems, which i 
know now only ferments them and makes 
them worse. that was a bad idea. i'll stay here 
until i get all the trash picked up, but not an 
hour minute second longer. i'll even give back 
that magic thing [DESTROYED]$ gave me. 


just leave me us me us alone after i go back 
home. i'm going to fix this. i swear i will, and 
it's not like i can do that by writing letters. 


i won't tell a thing to anyone. just let me be 
with the person i love. 


cees 


p.s. vought, those cigs you got helped me out 
a lot so thanks again for those 


+ Document 3915-C 


Those guys don't know a damn thing about the 
coastguard 


i'm sorry. about everything. i don't even 
remember what we were fighting about 


i wish you could be here, if only to understand 
how very blue the sea is 


Footnotes 

1. Of note, an individual matching this description had been reported 
missing less than a year prior. 

2. Individual in question was later confirmed to be Marcus G. Halen, 
also from Fort Worth, Texas (see POI document #H3574) 

3. This section had been deliberately defaced to the point of 


Subject shifted while attempting to fall asleep. Subject arrived in 
large body of water, believed to be fresh water by the description of 
its taste. Subject swam upward an estimated thirty-five meters 
before reaching the surface of the water and beginning to tread. 
Subject noted several dark shapes moving in the water beneath it 
and bright lights in the distance, but did not attempt to approach 
either. Subject reportedly found breathing extremely difficult. 
Subsequent physical tests indicated that the subject had ingested 
substantial amounts of methane during the shift. 


¢ Request: A tank of breathing gas as part of its equipment. 
Approved. 


99P-UT1-24J 

Retrieval: Subject was found in the location in which it had left, 
curled up and crying violently. Subject screamed "Why did | have to 
go?!" when an attempt was made to interact with it, and suffered 
from severe depression for several days thereafter. Agents 
described a "beautiful" smell coming from it. 


Subject landed in a place it could only describe as "impossibly 
beautiful". Subject stated that it was "like the best parts of every 
place all put together", and that the beauty was so overwhelming 
that Subject had no desire to move. When it began to become thirsty 
and hungry, plants apparently extended vines and shot a liquid into 
its mouth which it described as "the best anything | have ever drunk 
ever — sweet and rich and everything all at once”. After roughly one 
day (subject, having never looked at his watch during this time, had 
no clear knowledge of the duration) a humanoid female subject's 
age unexpectedly encountered subject as she walked over a hill. 
Subject claimed that they had a "long conversation", despite not 
speaking the same language, and was unable to explain how this 
was possible or the form their communication had taken. Subject 
claimed that he understood her answers to his questions about her 
and their location, but was unable to articulate them. Subject 
described her with: "I know I'm sounding repetitive here, but she was 
the most amazing person I've ever met". With some reluctance, 
subject stated that they had been about to kiss when the shift 
ended. Subject then had to be prevented from committing suicide. 
Tests after successful psychiatric treatment indicated subject was 


unreadability. 


SCP-3916: Hungry Locusts 


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Item #: SCP-3916 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: One small swarm of SCP-3916 
is contained in a standard biological containment cell at Site-121. It 
is to be fed daily with 500kg of fresh plant matter. Excess instances 
(past roughly 1500) are to be terminated as necessary. Any 
instances that escape containment are to be terminated by 
conventional means, such as fire or insecticide. Any personnel 
wishing to conduct experiments on SCP-3916 should contact its 
current head researcher. 


Wild instances of SCP-3916 should be eradicated immediately and 
thoroughly, unless otherwise notified. The Foundation is currently 
cooperating with the government of the United States of America 
(through the cover of LARPA, see Addendum) to capture, kill, or 
otherwise contain all wild SCP-3916 instances, as they have been 
recognized to pose a significant threat to humanity at large. MTF 
6-17 "Metarhizium" is to be notified of any outstanding reports of 
SCP-3916. 


Description: SCP-3916 is a species of insect that physically 
resembles Chortoicetes terminifera (Australian Plague Locust). 
However, SCP-3916 has two anomalous traits of particular note.