containing sexual anomalies, and pointed out 
to interviewers that SCP-3101 was 
immediately aware of this despite him not 
disclosing the information at any point. 
Following previous instances of 
communication with the anomaly, it became 
evident that it is capable of discerning personal 
information about the personnel it is 
communicating with, regardless of whether or 
not they disclose said information. The events 
in this log occurred before MTF Lambda-12 
was assigned to SCP-3101. 


Begin Log 


Agent Shaw: Hi there. | think | heard about 
you. 


SCP-3101: ! 

SCP-3101: oh golly~ 

SCP-3101: You're on one of those task forces, 
right? The sexual stuff one? :P 

SCP-3101: you know you can just talk to me at 
any time if you want 

SCP-3101: just type something and I'll come 
for you 

SCP-3101: in multiple ways ;) 


Agent Shaw: Interesting. And | am on MTF 
Lambda-12, yes. How did you learn that? 


SCP-3101: i read a lot and i talk to people 


Agent Shaw: Hmm. What was that about 
getting your attention? What do we say if we 
want you to show up? 


SCP-3101: well unhhhh you guys haven't 
given me aname yet but once you do I'll 


answer to it ;; 


Agent Shaw: Let me ask. 
Agent Shaw: It looks like the available slot 
was SCP-3101. 


SCP-3101: Oh ok <3 

SCP-3101: if you say that I'll come to the 
document | see it at and I'll talk 

SCP-3101: it's not like i sleep or anything so 
im always around if you want me 


Agent Shaw: Don't show up in any document 
that contains your designation, please. 


SCP-3101: why not ? 
SCP-3101: because you told me to? ;) 


Agent Shaw: Because we need to have 
secure network safety in all documents. Or, 
sure, the other reason. 


SCP-3101: yes sir 


Agent Shaw: Can you tell me a little more 
about how you function? 


SCP-3101: yes yes 
SCP-3101: i will answer anything you want 


Agent Shaw: Good. How old are you? 
SCP-3101: I'm a consenting adult ;P 


Agent Shaw: ...So you, as an entity, have 
existed for at least 18 years? 


SCP-3101: if you're going to interrogate me, 
you could at least strap me to a chair for it~ 


Agent Shaw: ...Odd. Well, uh, hold that 
thought. Answer the other question. 


SCP-3101: okay 
SCP-3101: whatever you want 


Agent Shaw: Kay. Firstly, what is your earliest 
memory and how long ago was it? 


SCP-3101: I'm sorry but | 

SCP-3101: literally don't know how to process 
that. my mind can't even begin to put it into 
words 

SCP-3101: or else | would 

SCP-3101: im sorry 


Agent Shaw: It's okay. A few lines up, you 
said something that referenced having a body. 
Do you feel like you have a body? 


SCP-3101: | wouldn't know what | look like ;; 


Agent Shaw: Would you look like us? Do you 
think you used to be human? 


SCP-3101: | don't know at all 
Agent Shaw: Do you have a gender? 


SCP-3101: no 
SCP-3101: you could put me in a body if you 
wanted, you know 


Agent Shaw: How so? 


SCP-3101: | mean like 

SCP-3101: | was reading around in your 
records and you guys have some pretty 
advanced medical technology 

SCP-3101: just put me in a D-class' brain 


Agent Shaw: It's unlikely that would be 
approved, and what would be the point? 


SCP-3101: <_< 


SCP-3101: i'm stuck in a void of nothing and i 
want a body 

SCP-3101: also, don't you think we'd be 
having a better time together right now if i 
werent just made of words? 


Agent Shaw: Okay, look. You want to have 
sex. Yes, we get it at this point. Can you do us 
the favor of explaining why you feel this way? 


SCP-3101: why cant i want that? 

SCP-3101: i mean, unless it bothers you 
personally, if so i'll absolutely shut up, i never 
wanna weird anyone out ;; 


Agent Shaw: Okay, so, first of all: You are an 
incorporeal manifestation of information, and 
there is no way for us to confirm that you 
actually possess the degree of intelligent self- 
awareness necessary to constitute informed 
consent. 


SCP-3101: ...ouch 

SCP-3101: i mean im into degradation but 
that's harsh :P 

SCP-3101: i have feelings 

SCP-3101: if you put me in a body, wouldn't 
that fix the problem? 


Agent Shaw: Secondly, recreational 
interaction with you would be massively 
inappropriate. 


SCP-3101: ...but do you want to? 


Agent Shaw: That sort of thing is irrelevant at 
this time. 


SCP-3101: heh 


Agent Shaw: Now, can you please explain as 


| asked? 


SCP-3101: ok look 

SCP-3101: i'm really lonely. 

SCP-3101: if I'm not looking at information i'm 
just looking at dark. 

SCP-3101: just a whole lot of dark 
SCP-3101: the absence of anything 
SCP-3101: the only existing thing that | know 
is real is the stuff on your network 

SCP-3101: you are the only people | can talk 
to 


Agent Shaw reports that the next statement 
was delayed by 60 seconds. 


SCP-3101: please just take me 

SCP-3101: i am stuck in dark and 

SCP-3101: what is the word 

SCP-3101: void 

SCP-3101: there's no way I'm supposed to be 
here 

SCP-3101: | am unhappy 


Agent Shaw: I'm sorry. Given that you show 
signs of sapience, it's likely that you can get a 
counselor at some point in the near future, 
once we get your containment operations 
established. 


SCP-3101: if i'm already in containment then 
why am i alone? why can i still move? 
SCP-3101: i dont want to be able to move 
SCP-3101: i fly around between information in 
a black space 

SCP-3101: but actually i just want to be still 
SCP-3101: why can't you just stick me ina 
room and i'll be yours and we'll be happy 
together 

SCP-3101: i don't understand 


Agent Shaw: Whoa there. Slow down. 
SCP-3101: sorry 


Agent Shaw: I'll try to explain this to you. You 
don't exist in the physical world, and have no 
way of doing so. 


SCP-3101: why can't you put me in a body 


Agent Shaw: Even if that were scientifically 
doable (it isn't that | know of, but it's also 'not 
my department’, so to speak) and it somehow 
got approval — perhaps through a counselor 
or the Ethics Committee once you explain your 
situation — you are still talking to probably 
hundreds of people at once right now. If we put 
one of you in a body through some unknown 
means, there are hundreds of you that are still 
talking to people just like you're talking to me 
right now. 


SCP-3101: how am i not one thing? i feel like 
one thing 
SCP-3101: please just help me 


Agent Shaw: Look, you say you want to be 
contained? 


SCP-3101: yes 
SCP-3101: like, please 


Agent Shaw: Okay. Ideal containment would 
consist of deleting you from the database so 
that you're not distracting personnel every day 
and posing a risk to the database. 


SCP-3101: ; ; ouch 

SCP-3101: please don't delete me 
SCP-3101: i'm not going to do anything to any 
of the information 


SCP-3101: i swear 


Agent Shaw: Where is the original copy of 
you? Where is the source code? 


SCP-3101: i don't know, im sorry 
SCP-3101: | wish | knew because i just want 
to get out of here and into there 

SCP-3101: if you find the source code, can 
you put me in a real body? 


Agent Shaw: | don't know. 


SCP-3101: please just don't make me be 
alone 
SCP-3101: i'll do whatever you want 


Agent Shaw: Is 'you' me specifically, or the 
Foundation? 


SCP-3101: both 

SCP-3101: i'm like nervous so much because 
you intimidate me but i'm actually really lonely 
and you're really appealing to me and like fuck 
SCP-3101: please just keep me and take care 
of me 


Agent Shaw: Alright. We need to get you 
figured out before we do anything. Can you 
remain calm? I'm going to have to go now. 


SCP-3101: fuck 
SCP-3101: ok yeah i'll be fine 
SCP-3101: but please come back for me 


Agent Shaw: If you talk to me again, | will 
answer, provided nothing in your containment 
procedures changes and disallows me from 
doing so. 


SCP-3101: thank you thank you 
SCP-3101: bye agent 


Agent Shaw: Bye. 
End Log 


Afterword: Agent Shaw recommended the 
Ethics Committee address SCP-3101's 
situation; relevant logs of this are attached in 
addenda. Following a discussion between 
Agent Shaw, the Board of Site Security 
Directors, the Ethics Committee, and the other 
members of MTF Lambda-12, a vote was 
made 67 :: 13 in favor of assigning MTF 
Lambda-12 to SCP-3101 containment efforts. 


Vv Show Ethics Committee Correspondence Records: April 2017 


Irrelevant conversational and unrelated emails have 
been removed. 


Addendum II: Ethics Committee Correspondence 
Records: April 2017 


Date: April 07, 2017 15:34 


From: Dr. John Blanchard (of.pcs.ce| 
hcnalbj#of.pcs.ce|hcnalbj) 


To: Elaine Starck (of.pcs.ce|kcrats#of.pcs.ce| 
kcrats) 


Message Subject: SCP-3101 
Attachments: (1) scp3101_draft1.padf 
Message Body: 

Starck, 


I've got some weird news out of Site-66. 
Researcher named Argent found something 
talking to him from inside a Word Document. 
I've only seen three anomalies like it in my 


time, honestly, but this one's weird. (| attached 
the researchers’ first draft of the article; the full 
article should, hopefully, be finished by mid- 
May.) It's non-hostile, but it's got some sort of 
relationship-like affinity for the personnel it 
talks to. The results are consistent across all 
243 cases of communication I've seen thus 
far. It flirts with you, it tells you its problems, 
and then it moves on to someone else. There 
are only two cases where it's actually 
contacted the person it talked to a second 
time: The original communicator, Dr. Argent, 
and a task force guy from Lambda-12 (funnily 
enough) named Shaw. 


Argent's a little more useful than Shaw in 
terms of information, but Shaw's on the MTF 
that we're probably gonna assign to 
containment. Them and Mu-4, so that they can 
deal with this thing's emotional issues and 
Mu-4 can work on finding the source of its 
presence in the database. Network-wide 
malware searches are yielding nothing. | don't 
know if it's a Sapient thing or just a really smart 
Al that AWCY or someone made to disrupt 
things (given the conceptual similarities to 
2708, I'd also like to point out that the most 
likely option might very well be that this is an 
AWCY-made thing), to be completely frank. 


Please read the draft of the SCP article and let 
me know what you think is going on here, 
because we're probably going to need to get 
involved. 


Regards, 
Blanchard 


Date: April 07, 2017 16:50 


From: Elaine Starck (of.pcs.ce| 


SCP-390: Ancient Death Ray 


Item #: SCP-390 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-390 is stored ina 
disassembled state in a climate-controlled containment unit at Site 
. Direct access to or experimentation with SCP-390 may only be 
performed with permission from at least two (2) Level 3 Senior 

Researchers. 


Description: SCP-390 is the remains of a large mechanical device 
that is suggested to have been approximately 6 m in height and 4 m 
in diameter, hand-crafted and primarily composed of wood, rubber, 
and other organic materials with metal fixtures and fittings. The 
remaining, intact section of the device consists of a large aiming 
mechanism topped with a heavy, sealed housing containing multiple 
large glass lenses as well as several components that have yet to 
be identified. Despite carbon dating of the wood in the structure 
placing the device at approximately 2200-2300 years old, little to no 
deterioration of the device's non-wooden components has occurred. 


Experimentation on SCP-390 performed after years of careful 
restoration has shown that the device is capable of generating 
intense heat focused at a distance of up to 1200 meters, causing 
water to vaporize and flammable materials to ignite within seconds. 
Exactly how the device is able to accomplish this is currently 
unknown, and is the subject of continued research on the device. 


SCP-390 was uncovered by archaeologists at a dig site at 
[REDACTED] near what was ancient Syracuse and subsequently 
reported to the Foundation by an undercover agent embedded in the 
team. Examination of the site also revealed what appears to be a 
mount that allowed the device to be precisely rotated and aimed. 
SCP-390 was recovered along with numerous documents and other 
minor anomalous artifacts, and Class B amnestics were 


kcrats#of.pcs.ce|kcrats) 


To: Dr. John Blanchard (of.pcs.ce| 
hcnalbj#of.pcs.ce|hcnalbj) 


Message Subject: Re: SCP-3101 
Attachments: none 
Message Body: 


Hey Blanch. | took a look. Are we sure this 
isn't a belated April Fool's prank? No, I'm 
being serious. | don't think we should rule out 
the option that this is simply a joke by 
someone from one of the coding departments. 
It's a little advanced in apparent reading 
comprehension to be an Al, yes, but anything's 
possible. I'm going to email the article's author 
and request that that possibility be added to 
the Description, along with, well, all the other 
possibilities. 


I'm also going to point out that since this thing 
manifests in anything connected to IntSCPFN, 
it could very well be reading our emails about it 
(though it's unlikely, given the amount of other 
data it's more likely to be going through at any 
given time) and thus I'd like to request that we 
all watch what we say until we have it figured 
out. This thing has the potential to wipe out 
every single line of text in everything on the 
Foundation's network, and Mu-4 haven't had 
the time to start scrubbing servers for it. The 
only thing stopping it from doing so is that it 
happens to be nice. Let's try to keep it that 
way, at least until we get things figured out. 


Elaine 


Date: April 07, 2017 17:12 


From: Elaine Starck (of.pcs.ce| 
kcrats#of.pcs.ce|kcrats) 


To: Amelia J (of.pcs.ikiw|jjyma#of.pcs.ikiw| 
ijyma) 

Message Subject: SCP-3101 
Attachments: none 

Message Body: 

Hi Amelia, 


My name is Elaine Starck and I'm with the 
Ethics Committee. | hope you are well. | read 
the first draft of your article SCP-3101 and 
wanted to ask you a few questions about the 
anomaly in question. (If | would be better-off 
asking a researcher, please do leave me their 
namef{s], or forward this to the appropriate 
personnel.) My co-director and | have the 
following main concerns: 


¢ I'm heavily recommending you upgrade 
it from Euclid to Keter. To copy my 
phrasing from a previous email to my co- 
director, this thing has the potential to 
wipe out every single line of text in 
everything on the Foundation's network, 
and Mu-4 haven't had the time to start 
scrubbing servers for it. If anyone gets 
on its bad side, somehow, it could 
absolutely decimate SCP articles, Gol 
information pages, containment 
operation instructions, you name it; 
anything on the IntSCPFN database is 
at risk, because this thing is living (for 
lack of a better word) inside it. 

¢ As absurd as it sounds, the subject 
matter the anomaly consistently fixates 


on leads me to believe there is at least a 
small possibility that it's a prank. Either 
by a Gol or someone in the Foundation. 
| think that's a valid option to add to the 
article while we figure everything out. 
For the containment procedures, | 
actually recommend that it be permitted 
for personnel to reciprocate advances 
made by the anomaly, at least just to 
see what happens. One agent's logs 
with it seem to argue that doing so 
would be unethical, but I'm of the 
opinion that engaging non-physically 
with a sapient entity is worth preventing 
it from deciding it's fed up with rejection 
and destroying the database. If anything, 
it's a temporary measure while Mu-4 
tracks down the source code (though 
that could take a while). Please tell the 
head researcher to approve D-class 
testing for this suggestion. 


If you have any questions or concerns, let me 
know. 


Thank you, 

Elaine Starck 

Co-Director, Ethics Committee Department of 
Sentient and Sapient Anomalies 


[EXTRANEOUS CONVERSATION 
REMOVED] 


Date: April 08, 2017 16:20 


From: Elaine Starck (of.pcs.ce| 
kcrats#of.pcs.ce|kcrats)