Attached below are all materials related to the 
psychological evaluation of SCP-2593 


On June 1, 


products it was bringing to Administrative Site-217. SCP-2593 


began to cry uncontrollably, and psychological staff were called in. 


Interview with SCP-2593 is below with Dr. Jamesson. 


Dr Jamesson: SCP-2593, my name is Dr. Jamesson. 


, SCP-2593 was confronted, and asked about the 


SCP-2593: My name is 


Dr Jamesson: Apologies, Jimmy, may | call you, 
Jimmy? 


SCP-2593 calms down significantly at the use of the 
given name 


SCP-2593: Sure...|'d prefer it. 


Dr Jamesson: Jimmy, why are your donuts and bagels 
wrong lately? I've never heard of you bringing the wrong 
food before. 


SCP-2593: | just want this to stop...whatever it is, | 
just...it never ends. 


Dr Jamesson: You're saying you remember all of it? 


SCP-2593: Of course | remember all of it. | thought | was 
going crazy. | would bring the food, then sometimes 
people would lock me in a room, and interrogate me...I 
had no idea what was going on. All | could do is make 
the donuts wrong. | don't even remember baking them, 
but | thought about what would happen if the jelly filled 
had peanut butter, and the Boston Cremes had mayo in 
them and... 


Dr Jamesson: We had no idea, James. 
SCP-2593: Why is this even happening to me? 
Dr Jamesson: One second. 


Dr Jamesson radios to request permission to explain the 
situation to SCP-2593. An affirmative response is 
returned. 


Dr Jamesson: Jimmy, how much do you know about 
this facility? 


SCP-2593: It's just an office. You guys get a bunch of 


food, and you're my first delivery of the day usually. 


Dr Jamesson: | see. Jimmy, that's not really what 
happens here. I'm not authorized to tell you much, but 
we're an organization that's...well, we protect people. 


SCP-2593: Oh come on, I've been delivering to you guys 
for six years, and you're telling me this is some kind of— 
Oh God, is this some kind of government black site? Am 
| gonna go to a prison somewhere? Are you gonna lock 
me up again? 


Dr Jamesson: No. We're not with the government. 
We're...well, | can't really tell you everything, but we 
protect people. From things like what happened to you. 


SCP-2593: So why the hell didn't you stop whatever 
happened to make me this way? 


Dr Jamesson: You're the first person this has happened 
to. We'd like to try and figure out what happened, though. 
And make sure the effect doesn't spread. 


SCP-2593: | just want to go home, doc... 


Dr Jamesson: We'll do what we can, Jimmy. We'd like 
to help you though. 


SCP-2593: How? What are you gonna do? 


Dr Jamesson: Tomorrow, when you make your delivery, 
I'd like to talk to you again. If you're willing. 


SCP-2593: |...1 think I'd like that. 
<End Log> 


Since receiving psychological counselling on a regular 
basis, SCP-2593 has produced expected types of baked 
goods during its regular deliveries. At this time, 
SCP-2593 is considered contained. 


Dr. Jamesson's note: 


Continued psychological counseling should give SCP-2593 a stable 
mental state for the foreseeable future. SCP-2593 is considered 
contained at this point. What | would like to stress, however, is that 
SCP-2593 is an anomaly. Not a person. Psychological counseling is 
the easiest way to keep it contained, however, it's vitally important 
that we do not relax around SCP-2593, and continue standard 
security sweeps on its deliveries. Judging by the initial psychological 
screening report for James when he was considered for Foundation 
employment, | would also recommend avoiding agitating SCP-2593. 


On November 22, , SCP-2593 confronted Dr. Jamesson, and 
requested again the use of foundation resources in order to assist 
the research staff. 


Dr Jamesson: James, you requested to speak with me? 


SCP-2593: Yeah, doc. Look, I've been delivering 
everything like usual, but | have nothing to do the rest of 
the day. I've asked before but I'd really like to help. | 
used to do chemistry before | got in to baking, and | think 
| can help, like, significantly. 


Dr Jamesson: Jimmy, | understand, but we can't allow 
you access to our resources like that. There's security 
involved that— 


SCP-2593 appears significantly agitated at this. 


SCP-2593: Oh come on! I'm bored out of my mind, with 
nothing to think about but bagels, and donuts! 


Dr Jamesson: Jimmy, you were a baker for twenty 
years, I'm not sure your skills at chemistry are— 


SCP-2593 stands up and slams his hands down on the 
table 


SCP-2593: | WAS A SCIENTIST GODDAMMIT! | have a 
fucking PhD in chemistry! I'm tired of sitting around. You 


have to help me, Doctor. It's your job! 
Dr Jamesson: Jimmy, calm down. |— 


SCP-2593: I've been doing this shit for years now, 
fucking bagels and donuts, and sandwiches! | have 
nothing! My entire life is wasted on these stupid fucking 
donuts! | went to goddamned Cal Fucking Tech! Doesn't 
that mean anything!? 


Dr Jamesson: SCP-2593, calm down, or I'm going to 
have to call security. 


SCP-2593: What did you call me? 


Dr Jamesson: Apologies. Jimmy, relax. Come on, 
there's no need for this. 


SCP-2593: | see. Sorry doc. So please. Even just if | 
could help find out what happened to me. I'd really like to 
just help. | just need to read some books or something 
about whatever it is you think happened. I'm sure | could 


Dr Jamesson: No. Our resources, and materials are 
restricted. I'm sorry James, but | really can't budge on 
that. 


SCP-2593: | see. I'd like to go back to my room now. 
Dr Jamesson gestures to the camera 


Dr Jamesson: Escort them back to their containment 
chamber, please. 


<End Log> 


The next day was the first incident of SCP-2593 
delivering baked goods containing toxic substances 
recorded. 


Attached is a log of the journal provided to SCP-2593 to help cope 
with the stress of containment. 


It was recovered from SCP-2593's containment chamber after the 
first instance of an unexpected manifestation at a different site. 


¢ April 19 


© | was thinking, maybe | could help. | had an idea the 
other day, what if we...used like, a really strong glue or 
something. It's been a while, but | managed to dig up 
some ideas about an old formula | was working on in 
college. | think it'll work 


« July 17 


© I think | got it! | wrote up some notes on the subject, and 
| think I'm going to ask if Jamesson could give it to the 
researchers. I'm sure they'll let me help, and they'll see 
how much | can do. 


Dr. Lornth was given SCP-2593's notes on their compound on 
August 11. Dr. Lornth passed it on to the proper departments for 
analysis. The compound was not only unviable, but that the reaction 
would actually produce a significant quantity of a toxic gas if 
attempted as written. 


Dr. Jamesson was consulted, and this was determined to be simple 
mistakes on SCP-2593's part, instead of malice. Requests for 
Foundation Resources are to be denied, emphatically, per Dr. 
Lornth. 


Dr. Lornth's note 

While | appreciate the fact SCP-2593 wants to help, we rejected him 
20 years ago when he was fresh out of college. After all that time, 
their limited skills have deteriorated further, and the compound that 
they designed is not only non-viable, but the idea of using glue to 
prevent manifestation events is farcical. In an unrelated note, the 
level of disorganization of these notes shows they don't have the 
discipline to actually contribute scientifically to the Foundation. 


rest of the block quickly begins to dissolve into dust after a few 
minutes. (See addendum for block designation.) 


Whole blocks, however, may be stored indefinitely until being re- 
inserted into SCP-291, via the 'cubbyholes' in the entrance room. 
Each block has a distinct size, and will only fit snugly in its 
designated hole. Placing blocks in the wrong holes gets no reaction 
from the machine, and will prevent it from being re-activated until the 
problem is fixed. Cubbies may be left empty, however, and it will 
function as normal. It is ill-advised to leave a cubby containing a vital 
organ empty. 


When the blocks are placed correctly and the doors to them shut, 
the second button on the console may be pressed. This does not 
work if the display shows a loading bar, as another operation is 
taking place. The doors to the cubbyholes lock for a few seconds, 
during which SCP-291 removes them through some means, and the 
machinery of the device grows louder, accompanied by another 
‘loading bar' on the display screen. Re-assembly takes slightly 
longer, approximately forty-fifty minutes to finish, after which a 
Plexiglas container, similar to the initial coffin, emerges from a door 
on the conveyor belt in the exit room, holding a fully-assembled 
organism immersed in blue liquid that slowly evaporates as the 
organism wakes. 


Re-assembled organisms have no memory of the process, likening 
the experience to a very restful, dreamless sleep. They awaken with 
some slight disorientation, but this passes after a few minutes, and 
they complain about being very hungry. Tests reveal that they are 
re-assembled with their stomachs empty. Organisms are also re- 
assembled nude, and devoid of any hair. A block containing what 
has been identified as the contents of the organism's digestive 
system, hair, scraps of clothing, and any other objects on the 
organism is deposited into one of the small side-doors outside the 
main doors, and may be considered waste. Surveillance and 
scanning equipment sent inside the machine is disposed of in the 
same way, often twisted and wrecked. 


Later testing revealed that organisms can be reassembled in 
different, potentially malicious ways. See addendum for testing 
results. 


¢ August 22 


© They said no. | can't beleive they said no! How could 
they just ignore my help?! | gave them that brilliant 
formula, and they told me it was wrong! | may have 
gotten a page mixed up or something, but it had to 
work. There's no way | would have produced something 
that just didn't work. That's bullshit. 


* October 17 


© | keep asking to help, and they won't let me. | think I'm 
gonna put my foot down, and demand it. Jamesson 
won't shoot me down, he's gotta be a good guy, like 
George. He won't let me down. 


* December 20 


© Those fucking dicks. They're gonna pay for this. | don't 
know how, but I'm gonna figure this out. 


April 15 


© I think | figured it out. If | concentrate, right as |...wake 
up, | can go wherever | want. Let's see how they like it 
when they get delivered a bunch of Boston Chlorine 
Methylhydrate Cremes instead. 


Dr. Lornth’s Note 

Chlorine Methylhydrate is not theoretically possible. Foundation 
scientists believe this to be, again, another instance of SCP-2593's 
deficiencies rather than additional anomalous abilities 


Below are relevant excerpts from Dr. Jamessons' personal log and 
journal regarding SCP-2593. Following the events on April 7th, 
SCP-2593 was upgraded from Safe to Euclid. 


Following the injury of Dr. Jamesson, SCP-2593 is currently pending 
Keter designation. 


¢ April 24 


© James shows signs of improvement. He's been talking 
less and less about feeling alone, and more about his 
time while he's demanifested. He claims it's like 
sleeping. 


¢« June 7 


© James has shown marked improvement in the last few 
months, and has begun to view his time de-manifested 
as "sleep" rather than something to his detriment. 


« August 21 


© James has shown interest in the Foundation, and has 
asked if he could potentially do something during his 
time while manifested other than sit around and wait to 
disappear. | approached Dr. Lornth about this, but the 
initial assessment of their chemistry skills appears 
accurate. 


* October 14 


© James has insisted repeatedly that he be allowed 
access to Foundation materials and resources in order 
to provide some kind of assistance to the Foundation. 
This interest is unusually strenuous, and is slightly 
concerning. I've added a note to his psych profile, and 
I've been trying to gently dissuade James from pursuing 
the subject. 


« December 18 


© Since a hard denial of SCP-2593's request to be 
granted access to Foundation resources on November 
4, his conditions have deteriorated. Several deliveries 
have been made in error, with similar defects to the 
initial errors. When questioned, SCP-2593 said he didn't 
know what was happening. 


¢ April 7 


© SCP-2593 has not manifested in four days. Security 


personnel have been placed on high alert, and a 
general notice has been put out to other nearby sites. 


¢ April 16 


© SCP-2593 has been sighted making deliveries to 
several other Foundation Sites. Baked goods were 
shown to contain several toxic compounds. One injury, 
zero fatalities, but it's probably time to upgrade to 
Euclid. I've made a note to distribute containment 
protocols regarding deliveries by SCP-2593 to other 
sites. 


° May 1 


© Attempted termination of SCP-2593 has successfully 
led to containment. Demanifestation takes place almost 
immediately after death, and prevents materialization 
until subsequent mornings. SCP-2593 is re-contained. 
Psychological counseling is obviously to be terminated. 


* No Date Given 


© | just wanted to help, Jamesson. | wanted to be 
something more than a fucking donut maker. | saw your 
goddamned notes, Jamesson. Fuck you, and your 
‘Foundation’. See if I'm good enough now. | hope you 
enjoy your morning bagel, you son of a bitch. 


Dr. Lornth's Note 

Dr. Jamesson reported to the medical bay, and was diagnosed with 
Stage 1 liver failure, from Vinyl chloride poisoning, on May 12. It is 
highly likely SCP-2593 was involved, considering the entry in Dr. 
Jamesson's journal. SCP-2593 is to be considered extremely 
dangerous at this time. Upgrade to keter pending. Thankfully, their 
previously mentioned issues prevented the compound from being 
significantly concentrated. Dr. Jamesson is expected to make a full 
recovery. 


« SCP-2592 | SCP-2593 | SCP-2594 » 


SCP-2594: Extradimensional Waiting Room 


Item #: SCP-2594 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-2594 is to 
be disguised as an abandoned mine and locked, with signs warning 
of potential cave-ins to deter civilians. Agents posted at Observation 
Site-2594 are to detain and interrogate anyone attempting to get 
access, before amnesticising as necessary. 


Description: SCP-2594 is a small, 4m x 5m waiting room accessed 
through a door located near an unnamed cave on the Isle of Skye, 
Scotland. 


SCP-2594 is furnished sparsely with seating, a timepiece, tables, 
and other standard waiting room furnishings. Motivational posters, 
two issues of TIME magazine and a non-functioning coffee machine 
are also present. Occasionally, unidentified light music can be heard 
playing within SCP-2594.1 


Aside from the entrance to SCP-2594, there is one further door 
present. This door is locked, however, it can be unlocked through 
normal means. The door opens directly onto a blank featureless 
wall, hypothesised to be the "end" of SCP-2594. Above the door is 
an LED number display reading "023". 


A standard ticket dispenser identical to those found in many waiting 
rooms is present. Tickets start at 024 and progress to 999 before 
running out. 


Surfaces resembling SCP-2594's secondary door can additionally 
be found behind the walls, roof, and floor of SCP-2594. All attempts 
to bypass this material have been met with failure. The interior 
contents of SCP-2594 can be damaged or removed. Once all 
subjects have vacated SCP-2594, any changes will have been 


reverted upon re-entry.