The suit does appear to be immune to any physical changes caused 
to the subject but anything...expelled from the subject does not 
magically disappear people. With results like these the suit should 
be fully cleaned and sterilized after every use. 

Dr. 


Test Number: 04 
Subject Gender: Female 
Subject’s Known Mental Illness: Hyperphagia 
Medication: 
Exposure (Alpha): Subject was offered a full 7 course meal, with 
feeding assistance from researchers. Subject refused the offer, 
stating that "For the first time ever, | am actually full" subject 
conversed about various topics with researches and otherwise 
ignored offers for food. No other reactions were noted for 1 hour, 58 
minutes. 
Exposure (Beta): At 1 hour, 59 minutes after initial exposure 
subject indicated a dull pain in her midsection, centering around her 
stomach. Pain intensity began to increase as the experiment 
continued; the subject’s extremities apparently began to retract into 
her body, though the suit continued to conform to her new body's 
shape. Subject curled up in a fetal position, stating that she was in 
intense pain and saying “Oh god its eating me oh god it hurts!”. 
Limbs began to retract inward with a loud snapping sound at 15 
minutes past manifestation of symptoms, whereupon Dr. 
issued the termination order. 
Notes: The autopsy indicates that a separate, fully functional 
digestive system had formed in the subject’s body and began 
consuming the subject's body mass. This system seemed to utilize 
the subject's own flesh, bone and fluids to add to its own mass. Dr. 
theorizes that left unchecked this organ structure would have 
potentially consumed the subject's entire body mass. Following this 
test, observers reported being unable to satisfy hunger cravings with 
normal volumes of food. Researchers and proceeded to 
consume __ kg of food from the foundation cafeteria before security 
stopped them. These urges faded days after exposure. 


visited. In addition, some instances have been found wearing collars 
identifying them as 'Property of Herman Fuller’, or more recently 
‘Property of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting’. 


+ Show Interview Log 3718-1 


Foreword: The following interview was 
conducted on / / _ , witha previously 
contained SCP that was formerly a part of 
Gol-233. Information was provided in 
exchange for consideration in regards to 
requests placed by SCP-_. For the interview, 
several photographs of an SCP-3718 instance, 
with the reflection clearly visible, were present. 


Interviewer: Dr. Reynard 


Interviewed: SCP- 


<Begin Log> 
[Irrelevant data expunged] 


Dr. Reynard: Are you familiar with these, from 
your time with the Circus of the Disquieting? 


(Dr. Reynard shows the photographs of 
SCP-3718 to SCP-_.) 


SCP-_ : Shit, is that a Mewler? | used to help 
feed 'em and clean their cages. Cute little 
bastards, but they're ferocious. How'd ol' Essie 
get a hold of one? 


Dr. Reynard: They've become something of a 
nuisance. What exactly did you call it? 


SCP-_ : 'Mewlers' is what we called 'em. 
‘Herman Fuller's Mind-Bending Mewling 
Monstrosities' doesn't quite roll off the tongue. 
They were a staple in the Menagerie. Hada 


whole House of Mirrors bit with 'em. 


Dr. Reynard: | see. And were there quite a 
few of these 'Mewlers' with the Circus? 


SCP-_ : Not at first, but Herman didn't keep 
track of 'em, they'd always wander off- you 
know what they say about herding cats. So 
he'd go back to our dealer and get more and 
more. 'Course, the dealer wasn't too torn up 
about that. Towards the end of my stay 
though, li'l miss Lolly started making sure all 
the animals got taken care of. Loves pussies, 
that one. 


Dr. Reynard: The majority we've come across 
have been quite hostile, has this always been 
the case? 


SCP-_ : They're like any other animal, they 
warm up to you if you feed ‘em, but if you cut 
‘em loose, they'll go feral. | only got 
scratched... twenty-something times? And that 
was when they liked me. 


Dr. Reynard: You're aware, | assume, of their 
anomalous properties? 


SCP-_ : Obviously! Used to help out with 'em. 
They didn't let me in on what exactly they are, 
I'm nobody that important. But from what | got, 
they're not from around here. 


Dr. Reynard: Elaborate. 


SCP-_ : They bought 'em from this dealer 
who did a lot of business in the Library, the 
Bazaar too. It's like... they're from outside, and 
they're trying to force their way in, but they 
can't fit. Like a square peg tryin’ to get through 
a round hole. That make any sense? 


Dr. Reynard: You're implying they're 
extradimensional in nature? 


SCP-_ : Yeah, yeah. The 'cat' part, it's not 
really a cat. It's just our tiny monkey-brains 
tryin’ to unscramble what we're looking at. 
Even what you see in the mirror, that probably 
isn't the whole thing. Dealer always had a 
hissy fit about how much trouble it was to 
make 'em where you wouldn't go Lovecraft- 
loco if you look at 'em. 'Course, don't always 
work right, that's why they get weird when 
they're eating. Don't stop 'em from being cute 
fuckers though, I'll tell you. 


Dr. Reynard: Thank you. Is there any other 
relevant information you'd be able to share? 


SCP-  :1! don't think so. Spilled all | know 
about the- Oh, wait! One more thing, and trust 
me, you're going to want to know this one. 
These things only have one weakness, and if 
you know that, then you're set, and you can 
send them packing back to the squidverse, or 
wherever they came from. It's- (SCP- begins 
violently coughing.) 


Dr. Reynard: SCP- ? 


(SCP- mimes the act of expelling something 
onto the table before it.) 


SCP-_ : Sorry, hairball. 


Dr. Reynard: ...You weren't serious about the 
weakness, were you? 


SCP- : Nope. You're screwed. 
<End Log> 


Addendum: Attempts to Control SCP-3718 Population 


Despite the continued efforts to cull the SCP-3718 population, it has 
continued to rise by a substantial amount each year. While current 
efforts primarily consist of locating and neutralizing instances 
whenever spotted, some researchers have deemed this as 
ineffective. Researchers are currently formulating an artificially 
created virus that, when contracted by an SCP-3718 instance, would 
render it, and any other instances that it comes into contact with, 
infertile. Infected SCP-3718 would be released into the wild in spots 
with high concentrations of SCP-3718 activity. Proposal pending 
approval by the Ethics Committee. 


Footnotes 

1. The use of heavy sedatives is recommended, as smaller dosages 
have proven to be ineffective. 

2. Specialized touch organs, most commonly seen as whiskers on 
mammals. 

3. Negligible effects, considered to be on the same level as an 
optical illusion. 

4. Notable areas include the Rocky Mountain range, Southern 
Canada, and numerous locations in California. 


SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood 
Lawnmower 


Item #: SCP-3719 
Object Class: Euclid 
Threat Level: Green @ 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3719 is kept in a standard 
object containment stall in the Anomalous Objects Wing of Site-82. 


Foundation intranet Al Oscar-03 ("AZURE CHAWLA\") is to track 
social media posts, news reports, telephone calls, and SMS 
messages disseminated in the state of Maryland for references to 
SCP-3719-Cobalt events. References made to unnatural flowering 
plant growth patterns, the formation of collective human masses, 
and irregularities in the operation of yard equipment are to be 
flagged and isolated for further monitoring. This is done to mitigate 
or prevent future SCP-3719-Cobalt events from occurring. 


SCP-3719-A-1 through -61 (which have been collectively designated 
SCP-3719-B) are contained in suspended animation ina 
standardized 10,000 L Class 6 Lovell-Huron containment vat!. Any 
persons associated with the discovery of SCP-3719, including 
nearby genetic relatives of any SCP-3719-A instances within 
SCP-3719-B, are to remain unaware of the containment of these 
instances. Persons associated with this anomaly have been 
administered Class-A amnestics. These persons are to undergo a 
false memory implantation procedure to subdue any memory of 
instances SCP-3719-A-1 through -61 and the impact they made on 
the Middlesex suburb during their life. 


Description: SCP-3719 is an EverRide "Wasp" Lawn Mower with a 
cutting width of 120 cm. SCP-3719 performs in a manner identical to 
non-anomalous rotary mowers, except for a few notable differences, 
which are as follows: 


¢ Despite being manufactured for gas-powered mowing 
operation, SCP-3719 relies on the energy exerted by its user 
(designated SCP-3719-A) to operate its engine. 
In an attempt to prevent fatigue and over-exertion in 
SCP-3719-A, SCP-3719 will reclaim and consume any grass 
passing through its cutting deck with high efficiency to 
produce additional energy. Energy produced does not mitigate 
the force required to push SCP-3719, but rather, is directly 
transferred into SCP-3719-A through the lawn mower handle 
by esoteric means. 
« Any excess grass is stored in a chamber within SCP-3719 for 
future consumption. 


Upon using SCP-3719, SCP-3719-A will continue to operate until 
every square meter within the desired lawn is mowed, experiencing 
a sense of personal responsibility from ensuring its completion. 
SCP-3719-A is not hindered by this mind-affecting property, and 
instead, considers the use of SCP-3719 to be a pleasurable and 
cathartic experience. This effect becomes shared by anyone with a 
similar headspace to SCP-3719-A2 within the general vicinity of its 
effects. 


SCP-3719 was discovered in the Middlesex suburb of Baltimore, 
Maryland on August 17th, 2014. Upon discovery, SCP-3719 was 
being used by numerous residents serving as SCP-3719-A 
simultaneously. 61 residents in total were integrated into a collective 
mass‘, which was piloting SCP-3719 along the road with apparent 
ease despite its size. 6 km of roads in the area had anomalously 
manifested grass°, while approximately 2 km of roads had already 
been mowed by the time Foundation personnel were alerted to the 
anomaly. 


The formation of masses similar to SCP-3719-B, as well as the 
widespread manifestation of grass on public roads, has been 
designated an SCP-3719-Cobalt event. How the prolonged use of 
SCP-3719 leads to the manifestation of these events is currently 
under active investigation. 


Addendum 3719.1: The following is a transcript of an interview with 
Grace Farley (Pol-3719-7), the mother of Kevin Farley. Kevin Farley 
was determined to be an individual within SCP-3719-B at the time of 


discovery. 


VIDEO LOG 


Interviewer: Researcher Frank Digby 
Interviewed: Grace Farley (Pol 3719-7) 


Note: Researcher Frank Digby began the 
interview shortly after Foundation 
personnel arrived on scene following the 
discovery of SCP-3719-B. A 5 km radius 
no-go zone around the neighbourhood was 
observed, at which point the 
neighbourhood was cordoned off. Any 
individuals directly outside the confines of 
the no-go zone were administered Class-A 
amnestics. 


The interview began after Foundation 
personnel searched for individuals directly 
affected by the SCP-3719-Cobalt event. 
Mrs Grace Farley (designated Pol 3719-7) 
was the seventh person selected for 
interview purposes. Researcher Frank 
Digby approached Mrs Grace Farley under 
the guise of a concerned neighbour 
associated with the neighbourhood watch. 


<Begin Log> 


Researcher Digby: Hello Mrs Farley. I'm 
Frank Digby, from just down the road. Do 
you mind if | ask you a few things about 
the, ahm, incident? 


Grace Farley: Of course, Frank, anything 
you need, my dear. And please, call me 
Grace. 


Researcher Digby: Right. So, Grace, how 
did you first hear about the lawn mower? 


Grace Farley: Old Billy kept that mower 
locked up in his garage since before my 
boys were born. That Billy's always been 
on the go, but after his accident, it's been 
hard for him to maintain things. Robbie 
lifted the mower from him in the Spring, had 
it refurbished, made sure it worked fine. Let 
me tell you, Frank, there was just somethin’ 
about that mower that made it special. In all 
my days, I've never seen Robbie so 
interested in anything, ‘cept for that mower. 


Researcher Digby: Interested? In what 
way? 


Grace Farley: The sparkle in his eyes 
when he worked on that thing, you wouldn't 
believe. It had to be special. Wouldn't make 
sense otherwise. 


Researcher Digby: So Bill owned the 
mower and he gave it to Robert. Is there 
any indication that anyone else used the 
mower during this time? 


Grace Farley: Robbie went about, almost 
door-to-door, askin' around to see if anyone 
wanted their lawns cut, free of charge. That 
kid was happy to do it, and it seemed like 
once he started, he just couldn't stop 
himself. On the first day, he cut nine 
different lawns! Can you believe that, 
Frank? 


[Researcher Digby nods] 


Grace Farley: Mhm. The next week it was 
like everybody was asking Rob to cut their 


lawns, all the way down to Waterview, and 
boy did he do it. Robbie was one of those 
meek types, even letting the little ones try 
the mower so they could learn too. | would 
never allow my youngest to go near the 
thing, but those kids pushed it like it was a 
toy. 


Researcher Digby: Your oldest son is 
Kevin, correct? 


Grace Farley: Yes, my dear. 


Researcher Digby: Grace, why did Kevin 
start using the mower? 


Grace Farley: | had to let my boy try it. 
Just had to. Heaven knows | wouldn't even 
know how to use the thing myself, but my 
Kevin, he's a smart cookie, he is. Could 
figure out just about anything he put his 
mind to. So when he joined the others | just 
knew they were going to enjoy themselves 
just fine. It's better off to have 'em so close 
together, Frank, isn't it? 


Researcher Digby: I'm not exactly sure 
what you mean, Grace. 


At this point, Mrs Farley becomes more 
emotional in her responses. 


Grace Farley: [pauses] Kevin's a... A 
smart kid with a good heart. That's the boy | 
raised. Yeah, | always wanted to keep him 
away from the bad crowd. Couldn't bear to 
lose my baby. So | tried hard, see? To 
teach 'em right. To get him along with the 
other smart boys | know are out there too. 
Now, Frank, to see him wanna join the 
other kids, that made me proud. [pauses] 


All those kids, together, closer than a hug. 
That's what gives this community its spirit. 
We can all learn to become as warm as 
those kids were, and that mower's the 
source of it all. 


Researcher Digby: How did Kevin and the 
other kids come together? 


Grace Farley: There were probably 7 of 
them, or so. The closest boys an’ girls in 
the neighbourhood. We're all good parents. 
We all know how to raise a good kid. Raise 
a kid well and eventually, they'll raise 
themselves. 


Researcher Digby: Grace, do you believe 
that lawn mower is going to help them learn 
how to raise themselves properly? 


Grace Farley: | don't just think so, Frank, 
I've seen it with my own eyes. Those kids 
could achieve incredible things if they 
worked together. All 7 of 'em, in the same 
body, that's what we raised them for. 


Researcher Digby: You're saying these 
kids were in the same body? But that's just 
not possible, Grace. What you're saying 
isn't possible. 


Grace Farley: /oauses] Makes sense to 
me, Frank. Wouldn't you like to see all our 
sons and daughters together, bonding 
deeper than they ever could naturally? 
Having them so close together, boy, it just 
gives me the fuzziest feelin’. Middlesex ain't 
what it was when | grew up. | never learned 
the same closeness my sons know. 


Mrs Farley pauses for approximately 10 


Test Number: 05 

Subject Gender: Male 

Subject’s Known Mental Illness: Capgras Syndrome 

Medication: See Document