breaching containment, causing a power shortage in the 
Foundation mainframe. When the power returned, onsite 
security located SCP-963's source code within the 


mainframe, and successfully copied it into its current 
location... 


Entry #13 


It's so empty here. 

There is nothing left to do. 
I've done everything. 

I'm writing haikus right now. 
LET ME THE FUCK OUT 


Segment from Transcript of conversation between Head of Ethics Con 


Dr. Kazlov: . What you're doing with the 
poor thing is unethical and you know it. 


: | don’t think you understand, Ivan. This is 
not a question of whether we should keep it 
"locked up", as you put it. This isn't a moral 
question. It's a survival imperative. This 
organization was made to contain things that 
present a danger to the ongoing survival and 
well-being of humanity, and believe me, a 
constantly-evolving Al presents a more serious 
danger than you could imagine. 


Dr. Kazlov: And that's an excuse to keep him 
locked alone in the darkness? We don't put the 
other sapients through this torture. God 
dammit- Two of them even work for us. 


: Here’s a question, Kazlov. What do you 
know about SCP-603? 


Dr. Kazlov: What? 


: You know what | meant. A self-replicating 
program- not even one that's self-aware, mind 
you- has taken more manpower and time to 
contain than half of the things we deal with. An 
Al? A program that can take on as many 


personalities as it desires- something can 
evolve past the point of our ability to contain it- 
does not get the benefit of the doubt. We 
cannot argue moral issues, not when the 
possibility of disaster is as clear as it is here. 


Dr. Kazlov: I'm not telling you to let it go. I'm 
telling you to give it something to do. We both 
know that once | tell this to the O5 they'll have 
to intervene. Do you really want that? 


: Give it something to do? Like...what, 
doctor? You DO understand, | hope, that with 
this sort of entity, anything even close to a 
network connection is off the table? 


Dr. Kazlov: Give him, | dunno, make him run 
all those theories you guys at the council keep 
raising. Pump him full of info, and let him sort 
that shit out. Hell, let him play some 
minesweeper. Just give him something to do 
or it'll bite you in the ass. 


Entry #14 


It's been a while. 

Things changed. 

People still call me Jack Bright, but officially I'm 
SCP-963. I'm not allowed to leave my Network. But then 
again, the guys arranged it so | don't need to. 

There's a constant flow of data heading through my way. 
| do with it what | always did- | analyze, | interpret, | find 
connections... And this time It feels a lot better. 

| also get to talk to people. Jane isn't one of them- Some 
of them tell me she's working on something else now in 
some other site. 

They're probably lying. 

But they're my friends too, | suppose. They're trying to 
make sure I'm not angry or sad, and that | continue 
working. 

Life is good to me, | suppose. 


| have something to do and friends to talk to. 


It's good to be home. 


Hello, |! Am an Eldritch Horror 


I, Who Will Be One With All 


I, Me, SCP-426, That Which Has Fallen Out of God's 
Favor 


Conspectus 


|, Who Will Be One With All, am a thought-based 
being of great and terrible power. |! am able to 
move between worlds, devouring them adding 
them to Myself. | do this first by becoming one 
with all of the beings of a world2, and then with 
the fabric of the world itself. 


| constantly move between worlds, once | have 
finished consuming them, but am currently jailed 
by the SCP Foundation. This is due to My 
currently inhabiting the easily manageable form 
of a toaster. For the purpose of protecting the 
Library, Ways, and the world | currently inhabit, it 
is advised that | be left in their custody. 


Illustration 


Taken from the Twenty-Ninth Tome of the Solar 
Clockworks. 


Knowledge 


Traits: | currently hold the form of a toaster. | 
have a silver finish, and am capable of 
simultaneously toasting two pieces of bread. It is 
currently unknown why | chose this form, as in 
the past | have usually chosen to possess 
beings of great power or prestige. My true self 
has, to our knowledge, no defined physical form. 


|, and those who have become one with Me, are 
recognizable in that We may only be referenced 
in the first person, and that We can become one 
with others. A being usually begins to become 
one with Me after about two Terran months, and 
will begin to show the following signs: 


* O days after becoming one with Me: 
Beings begin to believe that they are My 
current host. At the present, this means 
that they will believe that they are a 
toaster. 

* 7 days: Beings begin to speak, act, and 
think as one with other beings that have 
become one with Me. They also begin to 
share knowledge and memories. 

¢ 10-11 days: Beings stop believing that 
they are My current host, but continue to 
believe that they are Me. 

* 12-14 days: We gain My preternatural 
traits, including the inability to be referred 
to except in the first person, and the ability 
to create more instances of Ourself. 


Nature: |, Who Will Be One with All, appear to 
be a being or force composed of idea and 
thought. My effects are unfixed and continuously 
active. | unceasingly seek to become one with 
the universe | currently inhabit, and, once | have 


completed this, am reincarnated into another 
universe. This cycle has, to date, repeated 
endlessly. Other aspects of My nature vary from 
host to host. | am currently being contained to 
some extent by the SCP Foundation. It is 
advised that Library members set aside grudges 
and aid these efforts when possible. 


History & Associated Parties: | have become 
one with no less than 43,515 universes, and all 
the beings within them. | am often associated 
with the writings of beings in these universes, 
especially later writings. 


One party in particular is often associated with 
Me, known as That Which Is Separate.3 That 
Which Is Separate will always reincarnate 
beside Me, and beings which play host to it are 
the only ones capable of referring to Me in the 
third or second person. When referring to Me, 
That Which Is Separate will often damn Me, or 
claim that | am an abomination. In all recorded 
cases, That Which Is Separate will attempt to 
slow or stop My spread, either through sealing 
Me away, or by destroying My host. It is believed 
that the current That Which Is Separate is 
Professor Johannes Sorts, a Jailer. 


Approach: If possible, attempts should be made 
to avoid referring to Me, in order to prevent both 
the spread of My power and to prevent 
becoming one with Me. Those who have 
become one with Me should be prevented 
access to the Library and the Ways in order to 
prevent My spread. Remember always to guard 
your thoughts, know that you and | are separate, 
and that you are not Me. Focus specifically on 
the aspects of your life and nature which make 
you you, as opposed to being Me. 


Observations & Stories 


Records of Me have been found originating from 
many of the universes‘ that | have visited. Most 
of these stories focus on the chaos that My 
presence has caused, but a few instead focus 
on the unity that has been created. 


"The Grimoire of the Adidal" (Authors Unknown) 
is the first known text which presents the theory 
that | am composed of ideas, and seems to 
apply sound reasoning as to how this conclusion 
was reached. This conclusion, however, has not 
been able to be tested due to a minimum of two 
senses which appear to have been unique to the 
writers being used in the analysis. 


"Art Thou That Damned Beast?" (James Stoev) 
appears to be the only recorded account written 
about Me by That Which Is Separate. The 
journal chronicles That Which Is Separate's 
attempts and failures to prevent the destruction 
of his world by Me. It appears to be overall 
factually accurate, with a few minor 
inconsistencies in the events described. 


"The Collected Prophecies of Glamdf mvvtee" 
(Glamdf mvvtee) depicts Me as a being of 
conquest, claiming that | will conquer exactly 
4,368,616 worlds and universes before | am 
defeated. Due to the 68% success rate of 
e@vvt2ee's prophecies, this result is to be 
considered, but only to an extent. 


Doubt 


It is currently unknown how | transfer my effect 
and how | become one with others. It is currently 
theorized that it is due to My being composed of 
thought. Any readers with additional knowledge 
of how | operate are encouraged to share their 
findings. 


Beliefs that | have a wholly negative effect on 
the worlds that | become one with have recently 
been called into question. The reasoning behind 
this is that the universes | have become one with 
appear to be inaccessible, making speculation 
the only source of knowledge of the current 
condition of these universes. In addition to this, 
the only currently given reasons to suspect Me 
of malicious intent or nature cannot be verified 
and come from the accounts of That Which Is 
Separate, of whom we know little. 


! encourage lifting the restriction of those who 
have become one with Me on entering the Ways 
and the Library. Excluding people based on who 
they are or what they believe goes against quite 
a few of our beliefs and guidelines. | also 
suggest changing the tone of the description, we 
really don't know if | have a harmful nature or 
intentions. -lchabod V. 


Yes, it is true that it is usually wrong to stop 
people from entering the Ways and Library 
based on who they are or what they believe. The 
exception to that is when what people are or 
what they believe carries a good risk of 
destroying the Library. As to changing the tone, | 
am going to write about |, Who Will Be One With 
All, as exactly what | am, a toaster who is 
eventually going to destroy my home world, 
which | rather like the way it is.° -S.C. 


1.1, Who Will Be One With All, am not actually writing 
this document. -S.C. 
2. With one exception, see History and Associated 


Parties. -S.C. 

3. Ladies and Gentlebeings, | give you, the exception. - 
S.C. 

4. More like every single one of them with a writing 
system. -S.C. 


5. Besides, I'm a pain in the arse to talk, write, or think 
about. 


SCP-700: Graffiti Factory 


Item #: SCP-700 
Object Class: Euclid Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-700 is immobile, one 
security team is to be permanently placed at the site, to prevent the 
entrance of civilians and unauthorized personnel. They are to be 
equipped with breath masks at all times while inside of SCP-700. 


SCP-700-1 is to remain closed all the time. Its hatch may only be 
opened if all personnel present inside SCP-700 are wearing full- 
body, non-organic biohazard suits and breath masks, and only for 
the purpose of running necessary tests. Following Incident 700-1, 
this part of the containment procedure is no longer necessary. See 
Incident Log 700-1 for more details. 


Description: SCP-700 is a large, abandoned building, similar to a 
factory in design, located in a rural area of , USA. It contains 
floors (one being underground), each containing rooms. Many of 
these rooms are built in a way that does not appear to serve any 
specific purpose, containing, for example, redundant machinery, 
sewage pipes that are not connected to any kind of disposal unit, 
and numerous power cords extended across the room in a manner 
similar to sash cords. 


graffiti pictures (designated SCP-700-2) can be observed inside 
SCP-700's rooms. They usually depict humanoid creatures, 
although animal figures were also observed. 


All instances of SCP-700-2 have shown the capacity to move 
around the walls of their rooms. Their frequency of movement varies 
depending on what room SCP-700-2 is located. For example, rooms 
blocked with iron bars will turn SCP-700-2 mostly immobile, with 
only slight movements being made at seemingly random periods of 
time. It is currently unknown if the graffiti are sentient, but as their 


Inside-Out 


Report on "SCP- 
Published by J.S. Moulton Research ( 


Section 1 
Pertinent information regar 


I 
SCP-17591 appears to be a clear rectangular block 2.5m x 1.5 
that it cannot be removed safely from its original location. It 
toughness has rendered it imposs 


The item has been named SCP-17591 for an engraving on ¢ 
symbol associated with the defunct occultist group "SCP Fout 
group associated this symbol with phenomena that were excer 
in the completion of their "co 


ll 
SCP-17591 distorts local near-Euclidean space such that its six 
of the room where it resides — each point on the surface of th 
room. SCP-17591 is effectively contained 


For the sake of clarity, this text ignores the spacial warping as 
containment, treating it as a discrete object. You may con: 
explanation of and technical detail 


lll 
SCP-17591's top surface (a 2.5m x 1.5m side), while fully tran: 
image of some nonexistent place to those who observe it direc 
between viewers, including those who observe at the same time 
show a region analogous to S¢ 


A recurring theme among the hallucinations induced by SCP- 
“other side" perceives our reality as though we existed within a 
with the inhabitants of the hallucinatory places have result 


A sense of wanderlust, disdain for the present state of the wor 
those entering SCP-17591's room, and intensify during vie 
expressed the desire to escape the world as a whole, leavin 
"opening" would entail, as the item has no observable sear 
between those exposed, and dissipate with se 


These effects are produced and transmitted via telepathy emar 
psychic-sensitives T. McL 


Section 2 
Current status of SC 


l 
SCP-17591 remains at the location in which it first appeared — 
boiler room on the basement level. As this building was alrea 
Anomaly Society (under the guise of an archaeological exca' 
access to the p 


ll 
SCP-17591 has not changed at a 


Il 
Research on SCP-17591 has been discontinued. Contact S. S: 
Moulton Research Center with any questions regarding SCP-17 
SCP-17591 and Related Pre 


Section 3 
Further readi 


* The Clarendon Report, which details the present underst 
by SCP-17591, with SCP-17591 appea 


° Compulsion — The Art of Identifying and Resisting Tel 
proven useful for those dealing 


¢ A History of the SCP Foundation, a compilation of materi 


of SCP-17591, published b 


° The Erikesh Files, a collection of poetry dated to 2010 
aspects, to SC 


° History of the International Anomaly Society's 


° IAS Statement on the Suspected N 


These readings are available on request at the Historical 


History of the International Anomaly Socie 


SCP-17591 appeared on the third floor of the Site-83 ruins on 3 
to the basement. From the damage done to the rooms that i 
coterminous with the walls of each of these rooms in t 


A team sent from the J.S. Moulton Research Center reach 
immediately. Research was terminated on 3224/08/19 and all p 
to said reassign 


The following document was found, heavily dama 


Item: SCP-17591 

Object Class: Keter 

Date of Capture: 7/6/2455 
Researcher-in-Charge: Dr. B 


Notes: 
7/6/2455 SCP-17591, who calls <report damaged> self 
<report damaged> 


referred to as “Protocol Z” within this document. As this 
ability to <report damaged> placed in a standard Keter- 


<report damaged> 


Added [DATA EXPUNGED] to containment protocol to 


recapture and extensive damage to [DATA EXPUNGEL 
at a distance of 5 <report damaged> for concern. 


8/7/2455 Escape attempts continue. Subversion of Site- 
and Researcher 


<report damaged> 


2/7/2466 Escape imminent. Experimental Containment | 
immediately. We believe the inhabitants of the receiving 
have not for many years. <report damaged>sual stabilit 


The IAS Statement on the Suspected Nature of SCP-17591 
(presumed) contents of this document, the Erikesh Files, and 


IAS Statement on the Suspected Nature of |