Your final question was whether or not SCP-3557 represe 
understand that you feel that nothing evidently occurred in 
incredibly startling and worrisome. | do understand the apt 
or stop, but that's not my personal philosophy. 


The biggest cause for alarm is that we have no idea what 
came out of nowhere and has no reason for existing. Anot 
have no means of preventing it or Knowing about in the fut 
doubt we'll be as fortunate in the future. 


The first theory represents a CK-Class that is wholly unco 
Sure, this current iteration may not care about a past itera 
theories are both something that are capable of rendering 
tell if an actual CK happens. The third theory is comes wit! 
state - we may have gotten lucky, and I've never been one 


| understand if the O5 Council is apprehensive about appr 
they are, tell them that the procedures would help for any 
Our methodology at the Foundation is one of the utmost c. 


Let me know if you need anything else. 


With respect, 
Dr. Leslie Yolas 
Secure, Contain, Protect 


SCP-3558: Eyelid Removal Tool 


Item #: SCP-3558 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3558 is stored ina 
standard Safe-class containment unit. Outside of testing purposes, it 
is not to be removed from its casing. Direct contact, even through 
layers of protective material, is insufficient to avoid its compulsion 
effect; all handling of SCP-3558 must therefore be done using the 
provided pair of forceps. 


All handling of SCP-3558 must take place in the presence of at least 
two personnel trained in the nonlethal restraint of lightly armed 
targets. Any individual who succumbs to SCP-3558's effect outside 
of approved testing parameters is to be appropriately restrained and 
disarmed. 


Description: SCP-3558 is a pink retractable box cutter of unknown 
make originally acquired by the Foundation at the Preschool 
in Miami, Florida. When acquired, SCP-3558's handle was heavily 
stained with blood. 


When held by a human being, SCP-3558 compels them to pinch 
one of their eyelids with their free hand, stretching it carefully away 
from their eyeball. SCP-3558's wielder will then carefully slide 
SCP-3558's blade under the extended eyelid, taking care not to 
damage their eyeball. They will then perform 10-12 perforations 
along the upper part of their eyelid followed by a single slicing 
motion to excise the eyelid with minimal damage to surrounding 
tissue. The wielder will then repeat these actions on their other 
eyelid. 


Replacing or removing its blade entirely produces no change in 
SCP-3558's induced behaviour, suggesting that the effect is only 
limited to its handle. SCP-3558's wielders exhibit no other cognitive 


Addendum 459-1: SCP-459 was discovered in a suburban home in 

‘ , after reports from neighbors of loud noises and bright 
flashes at night. Authorities’ first attempts to investigate resulted in 
[REDACTED], attracting the Foundation's attention. A group of 
agents with standard protection gear cut power to the house and 
proceeded to retrieve SCP-459 without incident, wherein all agents 
returned to Site- with the device. The bodies of [REDACTED], the 
occupants of the home, were recovered as well; cause of death is 
Officially listed as a gas leak. 


Test Log 459-2 


Pre-testing note: The default settings are 20 degrees Celsius and 
50% relative humidity. -Dr. 


Name: Dr. 

Date: 3/16/20 

Temperature/Humidity/Weather setting: 20°C/50%/Dial 1, Snow 
Results: After 127 seconds, rain began to fall in the testing area. 
Temperature indicated by SCP-459 is confirmed. Weather cleared 
after twenty minutes. 

Notes: "/ thought it would decrease the temperature... Well, | was 
half right - this is, functionally, ordinary weather, and follows the 
same rules." -Dr. 


Date: 3/16/20 

Temperature/Humidity/Weather setting: 23°C/75%/Dial 1, "4" 
Results: After 47 seconds, dark clouds began to coalesce followed 
by moderate rain and occasional thunder. Wind speed inside the 
testing chamber peaked at 67 km/h. Weather cleared after 34 
minutes. 

Notes: "Nothing particularly unusual, though maybe we should have 
some weather gear close by next time we test this thing." -Dr. 


Date: 3/16/20 

Temperature/Humidity/Weather setting: 26°C/80%/Dial 1, "5" 
Results: At first, outcome appeared identical to second test, but 
seven minutes after activation, weather conditions began to sharply 
deteriorate, with heavy rain and winds reaching up to 162 km/h, 
followed by [REDACTED]. Weather took over two hours to clear up. 
Site-wide brownouts reported. 


abnormalities aside from this compulsion effect. They will continue 
acting under its influence until the object is removed from their grip, 
or until both their eyelids have been entirely excised. 


The resultant lacerations of SCP-3558-affected individuals will scar 
over more quickly and experience lower rates of infection compared 
to similarly disfiguring facial injuries in other subjects. Improved night 
vision and mild insomnia has also been reported. Due to the lack of 
controlled testing', these effects have yet to be conclusively 
identified as part of SCP-3558's anomalous properties. 


Footnotes 
1. Approval for such testing from the Ethics Committee has been 
repeatedly denied. 


SCP-3559: Best Thing Since 


Item #: SCP-3559 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3559 is currently 
contained on-site in the back kitchen of Wypiekarnia bakery in 
Kuznia Raciborska, which has been outfitted with a hazardous 
material air filtration system and environmental regulators to 
maintain consistent humidity and temperature. The entity is to be 
supplied with all ingredients listed in Document 3559-Y-40b monthly, 
and under no circumstances are any civilians to enter said kitchen 
unsupervised. 


Any output of SCP-3559 (provided through the leftmost serving 
hatch) is to be collected and stocked in the store front, for purchase. 
Any anomalous properties related to SCP-3559-1 reported by staff 
(besides those already documented) are to be investigated 
immediately, and all consumption is to be suspended until they have 
been either verified or refuted. 


These containment procedures have been maintained in 
accordance with Keeping the Balance: The Importance of Leaving 
Things Be, Huever et al. Proposals for their revision may be 
considered at the Bi-Annual Ethics Committee Open Forum in 
Dublin, subject to submission in writing 5 weeks in advance. The 
next meeting of the forum is scheduled for March 2nd, 2001. 
Submissions, please, by 50m on January 26th to Maire Ni Bhric, 
Head of Ethics for the European Branch. 


Description: SCP-3559 is a single continuous mass of mother 
dough! currently occupying the kitchen of the bakery Wypiekarnia@ 
in the town of Kuznia Raciborska, Poland. SCP-3559 consistently 
extrudes up to five full-sized, crude humanoid figures. The figures 
are legless and attached to the central mass via a mock umbilical 
cord. It is currently unknown whether these act as separate entities 


or individual organisms. 


When provided with adequate ingredients, the humanoid extrusions 
of SCP-3559 will produce a range of baked goods, acting similarly to 
a well-practiced team of bakers. As well as a full range of common 
baked goods, Wypiekarnia produces a number of dishes native to 
Kuznia Raciborska, including a signature paczki with rose jam and 
orange rind. Consuming these products, referred to as SCP-3559-1, 
results in numerous beneficial effects to personal health and 
workplace morale in human subjects. 


Effects include: 


¢ Improved resistance to airborne pathogens. 

¢ Increased energy and motivation in various tasks. 

* Improved emotional stability and a sense of satisfaction in 
their daily lives. 

¢ A reduced feeling of animosity towards their neighbours and 
co-workers. 

¢ A greater sense of purpose and higher levels of loyalty 
towards the Republic of Poland, the local government of 
Kuznia Raciborska and the Roman Catholic Church. 


When not provided with adequate ingredients for the production of 
SCP-3559-1, SCP-3559's humanoid protrusions will begin to slow 
and lose clarity of form. Protrusions have been observed acting 
listlessly and sitting together immobile during these times. 
Eventually, commonly following two or three days of inactivity, the 
protrusions will attempt to leave the bakery through the front and 
back entrances - as their mock-umbilical connection to the greater 
mass of mother dough does not extend far enough for them to 
leave, this is generally fruitless, and appears to cause the 
protrusions high levels of stress. 


Due to the numerous positive side-effects and lack of notable 
negative side-effects of SCP-3559-1 in all test groups over the 
course of 3 years of testing, it was decided that Wypiekarnia would 
be re-opened in 1974 and instances of SCP-3559-1 sold to the 
inhabitants of Kuznia Raciborska, with trusted native employees 
given Level-0 contracts with the Foundation. While this practice is no 
longer considered up to standard in the creation of new containment 


protocols, given its historical success it is maintained‘. 


On December 9th, 1991, developments in other contained objects in 
Poland, Lithuania and Slovakia (then part of the Czech and Slovak 
Federative Republic) prompted further research into the history of 
Wypiekarnia and careful inspection of the kitchens. Discovered was 
a similarity in the dimensions and mannerisms of SCP-3559's 
humanoid protrusions with the Moczydtowski family, who lived 
above the bakery between 1943 and 1956. Most notably, Ela 
Moczydtowska noted several stimming behaviours® displayed by her 
youngest son, Franciszek Ksawery Moczydtowski, in a number of 
diary entries, and these behaviours were also observed in the 
smallest of the protrusions when other protrusions were not present. 


No attempts at communication or meaningful interaction with the 
protrusions have thus far been successful, and no members of the 
Moczydtowski family have been recorded on any Polish census 
since 1950. Research is ongoing. 


Other works by Rimple 


SCP-2779, Rating: 187 
SCP-3880, Rating: 169 
SCP-2338, Rating: 153 
SCP-2559, Rating: 145 
SCP-948, Rating: 134 
Operation OverMeta, Rating: 120 

SCP-3559, Rating: 71 

SCP-3772, Rating: 68 
SCP-3373, Rating: 56 
SCP-3224, Rating: 46 
Headache, Rating: 30 

This Year, Rating: 19 


Footnotes 

1. A mixture of flour, water and yeast used as a fermentation starter 
in bread making. 

2. A pun on the Polish wordspiekarniaandwypiekac 

3. The latter effect is limited in non-Catholic test subjects, but 
commonly manifests as agreeability with the core tenets of the 


church, academic interest in Catholic literature, and resistance to 
discussion of topics which paint the church in a bad light 

4. This policy was made in accordance withKeeping the Balance: A 
Study on the Effects of Leaving Things Be, Huever et al. 

5. The repetition of physical movements, sounds, or repetitive 
movement of objects, most common in people with autism spectrum 
disorders. 


SCP-3560: All Robots go to Limbo 


Item #: SCP-3560 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to its proximity to an 
existing Foundation containment site, SCP-3560 is currently 
contained by Site-64 staff. All trails leading to SCP-3560 are to 
be closed to public access via a cover story of a severe landslide. 
Civilians attempting to access SCP-3560's location are to be 
detained by security personnel under the guise of Portland Park 
Rangers. Use of Class-A amnestics on detained civilians has been 
approved. 


Description: SCP-3560 is a Class-3 interdimensional portal located 
within Forest Park, Portland, Oregon. The portal itself resembles an 
ellipse made of white fog standing vertically on its end, with an 
approximate length of 1 m along the major axis. Physical objects 
that approach SCP-3560 from either face can enter its interior. 


The interior of SCP-3560 is a monochrome temperate forest. While 
plants located within SCP-3560's interior are made of biological 
material, they do not undergo cellular processes typical to similar 
non-anomalous plants. The entirety of SCP-3560's interior is 
covered in a constant fog that restricts visibility to approximately 

40 m. Despite having no apparent light sources, SCP-3560's interior 
is lit at a constant illuminance of approximately 3 lux. The full size of 
SCP-3560's interior is currently unknown, with no exploration 
attempt locating a perimeter. 


SCP-3560's interior is inhabited by multiple automatons resembling 
the product models of Anderson Robotics in various states of 
disrepair! (here after referred to as instances of SCP-3560-1). 
SCP-3560-1 are frequently hostile to human life, particularly 
Foundation Personnel, and have proven indestructible while within 
SCP-3560. Attempts to capture instances of SCP-3560-1 and 


remove them from within SCP-3560 have been met with failure, as 
all instances become intangible and vanish shortly upon exiting 
SCP-3560's interior. 


Exploration of SCP-3560's interior is currently ongoing. Exploration 
of SCP-3560's interior has been suspended indefinitely. 


Addendum 3560-A: Exploration Log 3560-3 
+ Show Log 


Exploration Video Log Transcript 

Date: 11/15/2026 

Exploration Team: Mobile Task Force 
Gamma-13 (“Asimov's Lawbringers”) 
Subject: SCP-3560 

Team Lead: y-13 Shaw 

Team Members: y-13 Sherman, y-13 Carter, 
y-13 Lopez 


Notes: Due to their experience with Anderson 
Robotics, MTF Gamma-13 was tasked to enter 
SCP-3560 and attempt to locate any 
perimeter, and if possible, capture an instance 
of SCP-3560-1. All team members were 
equipped with standard issue tracking devices, 
body cameras and microphones. Due to low 
visibility, a tracking beacon was Set up at the 
entrance to SCP-3560's interior to allow team 
members to find their way back. All team 
members were equipped with physical tethers 
in case of beacon failure. Members of MTF 
Tau-51 ("Urban Brawl") were on standby 
outside SCP-3560 to provide MTF Gamma-13 
with assistance during extraction. Video feed 
begins right after MTF Gamma-13 has entered 
SCP-3560. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


y-13 Shaw: Mics on. 


y-13 Carter: Christ this place is creepy. You 
can't see more than 20 feet out. 


y-13 Lopez: You gotta use metric, man. We 
talked about this. 


y-13 Carter: Bite me. The scientists can 
convert that measurement later if they so 
please. Let's just go. 


y-13 Sherman: Where're we off to, anyway? 


y-13 Shaw: Compasses still work in here, so 
we've been instructed to head dead south. 
Tau-51 and Eta-13 already checked to the 
north and to the west. See if we can find any 
kind of perimeter to this place. 


y-13 Lopez: Groovy. And if we don't find one? 
y-13 Shaw: Then we don't find one. Let's go. 


MTF Gamma-13 begins to head south. Due to 
the fog, visibility on screen is limited. 
Exploration remains uneventful for 
approximately 20 minutes until a series of 
mechanical chirps become audible. Team 
members begin to pan around to find its 
source. 


y-13 Sherman: Anyone see them? 


y-13 Lopez: Got visual! Three Merlins in that 
tree. 


Cameras pan to a nearby tree. Perched on a 
low hanging limb are three instances of 
SCP-3560-1 resembling AR Merlin Aerial 
Drones. The units continue to chirp, looking 
back and forth between themselves and 


Gamma-13 
y-13 Carter: They're acting like birds... 


y-13 Lopez: Shit, that sound's going to attract 
some of the nastier units. Shaw? 


y-13 Shaw: Don't engage. They haven't 
attacked us yet. Last thing we want to do is 
kick the whole hornet's nest because a few 
bugs started buzzing. We'll just keep moving.