4:00-5:00 -Subjects ceased laughing, and 
typically became motionless approximately 
4:30 minutes after initial exposure. Subjects 
experienced a total loss of their cognitive and 
somatic senses. SCP-1294 became 
increasingly irritated as it was held from a 
subject. SCP-1294 attempted to escape its 
cage, typically from either scratching or 
gnawing at the bars. All thirty of the D-class 
retrieved fell in a comatose state. D-1294-139 


and D-1294-144 recovered two weeks later, 
showing the symptoms of those exposed to 
SCP-1294 for three to four minutes. Both 
D-1294-139 and D-1294-144 are either 
unwilling, or unable to recount the experience. 
When in sight of SCP-1294, subjects started 
speaking incoherently, and showed signs of 
intense anxiety. 


Analysis: D-1294-139 and D-1294-144 both 
had a history of drug abuse, consisting mainly 
of phencyclidine, Oxycontin, and cocaine, 
which is hypothesized to be a reason why 
recovery was possible. Upon monthly 
termination, a drawing was found in 
D-1294-139's back pocket. Drawing featured 
what is presumed to be D-1294-139 facing his 
termination, with a smiling fennec fox 
observing it, and the word 'G'day' written on 
the top. Investigations on how D-1294-139 
became aware of his termination are ongoing. 
Further testing is ongoing. 


[+] Show Fennec Fox Exposure 
Test-1294-974- / /20: 


Subject: One male fennec fox ( Vulpes zerda) 
Procedure: Subject is to be introduced into 
SCP-1294's containment chamber. 
Researchers are to record any possible 
abnormal behavior. 

Results: Subject was cautious of SCP-1294 
for the duration of the test. When under the 
effects of the toxin, SCP-1294 led the subject 
to the far corner of the testing chamber before 
the subject was knocked unconscious. 
SCP-1294 did not attempt to consume the 
subject, and instead lay down against the 
opposite corner until the subject was retrieved. 
Subject later made a full recovery. 


Test-1294-975 - / /20 : 


Subject: One female fennec fox (Vulpes 
zerda) 

Procedure: Subject is to be introduced into 
SCP-1294's containment chamber. 
Researchers are to record any abnormal 
behavior. 

Results: Once released in the containment 
chamber, SCP-1294 began to watch the 
subject intently, until it became affected by the 
toxin. Once the subject was unconscious, 
SCP-1294 then proceeded to mate with it. 
Subject woke up afterwards, and attempted to 
leave the cell by clawing at the door. 
SCP-1294 showed little interest in the subject 
after intercourse. Subject was left alone in the 
cell for five minutes, and did not appear to be 
affected by the toxic environment. 

Analysis: Subject was collected from 
SCP-1294's containment area, and has been 
given its own chamber to separate it from 
SCP-1294. 


Test-1294-976; - / /20 : 


Subject: The female fennec fox (Vulpes 
zerda) from test 975 

Procedure: Observe the behavior of the 
previous subject. 

Results: 

00:00:00-01 :49:32 -Upon containment, subject 
has become increasingly restless, attempting 
to lie down and rest, but getting up to move 
afterwards. Subject began hyperventilating at 
01:44:29, and eventually tired itself out. 


01:49:33-01:55:56 -Subject experiences an 
epileptic seizure, and begins to foam at the 
mouth. Subject ceases to move at 1:50:53. 


01:55:57-04:23:33 -Movement detected under 
the subject's skin. Abdomen distends by ten 
centimeters at 04:23:33. 


04:23:34-05:22:50 -Fungal growths protrude 
from the subject's orifices, and pierce through 
its skin. Growths are a light tan in color, with 
small black spots sparsely placed throughout 
the pileus. Abdomen extends to 54 
centimeters in diameter. 


05:22:51-05:23:58 -Subject stands up, and 
moves in an unnatural and sporadic fashion. 
Subject collapsed to the floor upon reaching 
the far corner. 


05:23:59-05:58:54 -The fungal growths begin 
to take root to the surrounding walls, and 
eventually grow up to the ceiling. A large pod 
begins to protrude from the subject's chest 
cavity, while the abdomen stops growing at 
two meters. 


05:58:55-06:19:29 -Pod continues to emerge, 
causing the subject's chest to give way to a 
large hole. At 06:16:22, the pod produces a 
ball covered in a fur like substance with a 
diameter of 42 centimeters. When separated 
from the pod, the specimen shifts about, and 
shrinks to fit a quadrupedic figure. The ball's 
‘skin’ starts to become tighter as several 
orifices start to appear, revealing eyes, teeth, 
etc., at 06:19:11. By 06:19:29, the specimen 
appears identical to a member of the Vulpes 
zerda species. 


06:19:30-09:44:34 -Subject repeats the 
process a total of times before ceasing at 
09:44:34. Of the specimens produced, 266 
achieved sentience, while the remainder had 
either died and dried up, or formed a collective 


mass, which had covered the floor. 


Analysis: Examination of every specimen 
from the subject shows that each one is nearly 
identical to SCP-1294 in appearance, effect, 
and internal structure. Only minor alterations 
such as eye color, fur patterns, and minimum 
size have been found between specimens, 
and DNA testing has shown that all specimens 
contain DNA belonging to both SCP-1294 and 
the subject before conception. Most notably, 
all specimens appear to be male. 


Addendum-1294-1: 25 specimens from the subject have been 
given the designations SCP-1294-A through -Y, with identical 
containment procedures to SCP-1294. The remainder of specimens 
have been incinerated after study, along with the remains of the 
subject from tests 975 and 976. The possibility of offspring are 
highly likely due to its high birth rate. Any reports of abnormally large 
foxes and/or fungi in the area should be brought to Site's 
designated head researcher for investigation. 


Footnotes 

1. Similarities between SCP-1294 andSCP-367's predatory 
technique and choice of disguise have been noted. Investigation into 
a shared origin or ancestor for both anomalies is ongoing. 


« SCP-1293 | SCP-1294 | SCP-1295 » 


SCP-1295: Meg's Diner 


Item #: SCP-1295 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Outpost-618 has been founded 
in order to maintain the covert containment of SCP-1295. Agents 
and researchers disguised as staff, patrons and local law 
enforcement are to discourage civilians from interacting with 
SCP-1295. Instances of SCP-1295 are not to be made aware of 
their containment. SCP-1295's daily routine is not to be interrupted 
under any circumstances. 


Description: SCP-1295 is the collective designation for a group of 
four (4) elderly men who patronize "Meg's Good Eatin", a diner over 
the highway, , between 09:00 and 18:00 every day. SCP-1295's 
anomalous properties manifest when an instance of SCP-1295 is 
prevented access to the diner between the hours 09:00 to 18:00 
(local time) or removed from it by force; the exact nature of the effect 
and its duration is contingent on the instance of SCP-1295: 


¢ SCP-1295-1: If prevented access or removed from the diner 
against its will, SCP-1295-1's anomalous properties will begin 
to manifest between five (5) and ten (10) minutes after its 
removal. Those caught in an area beginning with approx. one 
hundred (100) meters from SCP-1295-1 exhibit extreme 
lethargy and complete lack of any self preservation instincts, 
making even a simple accident potentially lethal. The area of 
effect grows by approx. one hundred (100) meters for every 
hour SCP-1295-1 is kept away from the diner. 


¢ SCP-1295-2: If prevented access or removed from the diner 
against its will, SCP-1295-2's anomalous properties will begin 
to manifest between two (2) and three (3) hours after its 
removal. Those caught in an area beginning with approx. five 
hundred (500) meters from SCP-1295-2 lose their ability to 


distinguish between edible and inedible matter, and will often 
endanger themselves or others in attempts to consume 
unsuitable nourishment (metal, toxic waste, living flesh, etc.). 
The area of effect grows by approx. one (1) kilometer for 
every hour SCP-1295-2 is kept away from the diner. 


SCP-1295-3: If prevented access or removed from the diner 
against its will, SCP-1295-3's anomalous properties will begin 
to manifest immediately after its removal. The bodies of those 
caught in an area of approx. fifty (50) meters around 
SCP-1295-3 will lose all microbial lifeforms associated with 
them. The adverse effects include but are not limited to a 
rapid decrease in the functionality of the digestive system due 
to lack of gut flora. The area of effect grows by approx. two 
hundred (200) meters for every hour SCP-1295-3 is kept away 
from the diner. 


SCP-1295-4: If prevented access or removed from the diner 
against its will, SCP-1295-4's anomalous properties will begin 
to manifest thirty (30) to forty (40) minutes after its removal. 
Those caught in an area beginning with approx. one hundred 
and fifty (150) meters from SCP-1295-4 will experience a 
sharp increase of self-preservation instincts, to the point of 
paranoia and acute hypochondria. This condition soon 
becomes debilitating, as those afflicted by it will refuse to 
perform any action that might put them in any sort of danger, 
minor as it may be. The area of effect grows by approx. two 
hundred (200) meters for every hour SCP-1295-4 is kept away 
from the diner. 


Those caught by both the effects of SCP-1295-1 and SCP-1295-4 
enter a comatose state, presumably due to their opposing nature 
creating an unbearable mental strain on the subject. Any attempt to 
track instances of SCP-1295 when outside the diner has thus far 
failed. 


Addendum 1295-A: The following conversation between all four 
instances of SCP-1295 was recorded by Agent __, disguised as a 
waitress, on / / 


+ Show Recorded Log 


<Begin Log> 
SCP-1295-2: Are you going to finish that? 


SCP-1295-1: Yes, I'm going to finish that. | 
always finish what | order. You've been asking 
me "are you going to finish that?" every day for 
the last sixty years, and the answer was 
always the same. Why the fuck do you keep 
asking? 


SCP-1295-2: | guess I'm just an incurable 
optimist. 


SCP-1295-3: Ain't no such thing as an 
incurable anything, Frederick, trust me on that. 


SCP-1295-2: | don't know about that anymore, 
Pat. Seems like your big act is getting quite a 
bit less popular lately. 


SCP-1295-4: Christ, not this again. 


SCP-1295-3: Look who's talking! Yours 
wouldn't even exist if people got their acts 
together! 


SCP-1295-2: Now, you look here- 


SCP-1295-4: Shut up! Both of you! Sixty 
goddamn years listening to this shit, every 
fucking day. You two are lucky | love the 
coffee here so much, or | would have left you 
to kill each other years ago. 


SCP-1295-1: Yeah, because we just find your 
presence so delightful, Dwight... 


SCP-1295-4: Don't think for a second | forgot 
about you, Warren! You were the one to get us 
in this mess in the first place! 


SCP-1295-1: It was an honest mistake! Where 
| come from, a great big fiery mushroom 
usually means the end of days! How was | to 
know it was just a big bomb? 


SCP-1295-4: It's your bloody area of 
expertise! 


SCP-1295-1: It's not like it used to be. | don't 
really get those new trends, honestly. 
Everything today is remotes and drones and... 
electro-thingies. Give me a good elephant over 
this nonsense any day. 


SCP-1295-3: | hear you. 
SCP-1295-2: Aye. 


SCP-1295-4: Oh, come on, guys, it's not so 
bad. We're always going to be around, until 
the very end. Ain't nothing they can do to 
change that. 


SCP-1295-1: Easy for you to say, your thing is 
pretty much bulletproof. 


SCP-1295-4: Relax. | know staying here for so 
long got you guys a bit stressed out, but it's 
only a matter of time until we can ride on. 
Besides, as much as | hate to admit it, | really 
like it here. 


SCP-1295-2: The food is great. 
SCP-1295-3: And the atmosphere. 


SCP-1295-1: Not to mention the waitresses. | 
think that blond one just winked at me. [to 
Agent _]|can you get me a piece of that pie, 
love? Much obliged. 


SCP-1295-4: So we just sit tight and wait. It's 


going to happen any day now, | know it. 
SCP-1295-1: Yeah. 
SCP-1295-3: Yeah. 


SCP-1295-2: Yeah. So, Warren, are you going 
to finish that? 


<End Log> 
« SCP-1294 | SCP-1295 | SCP-1296 » 


SCP-1296: Dial-a-Llama 


Item #: SCP-1296 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1296’s contact information 
is currently on file within Secure Archive 11. No other security is 
necessary, as SCP-1296 cannot manifest without use of this contact 
information. 


All testing of SCP-1296 is currently carried out in Remote Testing 
Area 3. All specimens acquired through use of SCP-1296 are to be 
stored in the biological storage unit within the testing area, and 
disposed of after recovery and study according to standard 
biological specimen clearance protocols, as outlined in Document 
CDP-BIO-EN-1. 


Accounts of contact with SCP-1296 outside of Foundation 
jurisdiction are to be investigated and addressed as they occur. 


Description: SCP-1296 is a Volga M24 model automobile 
belonging to a service identifying itself as Dial-a-Llama. The vehicle 
itself displays minor physical alteration: baggage bars have been 
installed on the roof, the rear seats have been removed, and the 
vehicle is incorrectly labeled as manufactured by the Toyota 
company. The Dial-a-Llama company’s contact information and 
slogans are painted on the sides of the vehicle. 


Upon calling the provided telephone number, callers will be put in 
contact with a sales representative from Dial-a-Llama, henceforth 
referred to as SCP-1296a. Attempts to find the location of 
SCP-1296a or to acquire information not regarding orders have 
failed. 


SCP-1296 will manifest within two hours of placing the order at the 
caller’s location, regardless of any changes in location made during 


the time between the call and the delivery. No maximum range to 
SCP-1296’s manifestations has been found, but it will require 
adequate space for the vehicle to manifest. Attempts to track 
SCP-1296 have failed: GPS devices attached to the vehicle have 
ceased function after SCP-1296 has left view, and it has consistently 
evaded pursuit. SCP-1296 will always manifest with one driver of 
varying appearance, and two to eight llamas. The cost of the order 
will vary without apparent pattern. 


Interview Log-01 
The following log was made during testing on 09/07/2012. 


SCP-1296a: Welcome to Dial-a-Llama, how may | help 
you? 


Dr. : Uh, yes, could you please explain what 
exactly your company does? 


SCP-1296a: You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a 
llama. Anytime, anyplace. Like, it’s the name of the 
place. 


Dr. : Yes, | know. 


SCP-1296a: Like, you call us, you order a llama, we get 
you a llama. Not that hard. 


Dr. : Where do you get these llamas? 


SCP-1296a: Look, man, do you want a llama or not? 

This isn’t the twenty questions hotline. This is the two 
question hotline: Question one: Do you want a llama? 
Question two: What kind of llama do you want? If the 

answer to the first is no, then why are you calling? 


Dr. : Let me speak to your manager. 


SCP-1296a: Nope. Sunk that ship. Clearly, you don’t 
want a llama, and just want to harass us here. Good day 
to you sir. 


Dr. : [sighs] Okay, okay, I'll buy a llama. Just one 
llama, nothing special. 


SCP-1296a: Alrighty then, that'll be forty-five. Cash or 
credit? 


Dr. : Cash. 


SCP-1296a: The Llamamobile will be there in two hours 
or less. Have a wonderful day, jackass. 


Interview Log-02 


The following log was made upon delivery on 09/07/2012. The driver 
of SCP-1296 has been designated SCP-1296b. 


SCP-1296b: Hey, you the guy who ordered a llama? 
Dr. : Yes, that's me. 
SCP-1296b: Forty-five, please. 


Dr. : [pays SCP-1296b] If it's at all possible, could | 
ask you a few questions about your...