Dr. Glenshaw: You died, though, so the 
shooter found you? 


SCP-3237: | think so, but he did not find me 
then. | lifted my head from the ground for an 
instant, to get a look at the area. That is when | 
saw it, the thing we had been searching for. It 
had been simply sitting in the snow, right 
where we could see it if we had only looked. 
We might have made it out if we had. 


Dr. Glenshaw: What do you mean by 'we'? 


SCP-3237: | was with a group of people, to 
help search. Anyway, | saw what we had come 
for, so | tried to make my way toward it. It was 
a poor decision on my part, heading toward 
the sugar. 


Dr. Glenshaw: Wait, you were looking for 
sugar? 


SCP-3237: Sugar? No, | was not looking for 
sugar. Why do you ask? 


Dr. Glenshaw: Because that's what you 
wrote. Look, right here: 'heading toward the 
sugar.’ 


SCP-3237: That is strange. There was no 
sugar there, and | was certainly not looking for 
it. Why did | write that? [There is a several 
second pause in communication from 
SCP-3237.] May | have a moment to write out 
my thoughts? 


Dr. Glenshaw: Certainly. 
SCP-3237: Thank you. 


[SCP-3237 proceeds to write for several 
minutes. Contents of the pages consist of the 
word 'sugar' written in both English and 
Russian, with several lines leading to terms 
describing sugar (ex. sweet, white, unhealthy, 
etc.). A circle is burned around the word ‘white 
and another around the word 'death’.] 


SCP-3237: The White Death. That is what we 
were searching for. 


Dr. Glenshaw: The White Death? What's 
that? 


SCP-3237: A man. He was a single man. 
Four-hundred men entered that forest, and he 
killed every last one of them. He hid in the 
snow, covered in white, and killed entire 
squads without ever being seen. My squad 
was sent to kill him, but we ended up just like 
the rest. All of us, dead and cold in the snow. 


Dr. Glenshaw: A squad? You were a soldier, 
then? 


SCP-3237: Was |? | wrote that without 
thinking. In my mind | feel we were hunters. 
[SCP-3237 pauses for several seconds, 
cameras show it smiling and shaking its head.] 
Foolish ones. We only had a goal, and no plan 


for what to do when we found him, just a gun. 
Dr. Glenshaw: And you found him, in the end. 


SCP-3237: We hunted Death, met him in his 
own element, in the cold. So we died, and the 
White Death escaped, into the cold. 


<End Log, 12:57 pm> 


Closing Statement: SCP-3237 requested that 
the interview be concluded, as it had no more 
information to provide. 


Addendum-3237-4 - Conclusions: Following the interview, it was 
concluded that the 'White Death’ referred to by SCP-3237 was Simo 
Hayha, a Finnish sniper who was given the nickname for his high 
number of confirmed kills” during the Winter War8. 


The investigation into SCP-3237 itself provided no evidence to a 
specific identity. However, the investigation led to the discovery of 
the existence of SCP-3237-A. The bodies of several Russian 
soldiers killed during the Winter War were exhumed and it was 
discovered that a portion of them showed no obvious signs of decay 
despite having been buried for 60 years. Further tests showed that 
each instance had an internal temperature of exactly 26°C. All 
SCP-3237-A instances were confirmed to have been killed by Simo 
Hayha. In total, 174 SCP-3237-A instances were exhumed. 


Investigation into the Kollaa area? proved similarly inconclusive to 
SCP-3237's identity. However, 63 more instances of SCP-3237-A 
were recovered, bringing the total number of SCP-3237-A to 237. 


Foundation agents were able to question Simo Hayha on 
07/25/2001. Hayha provided the following statement, translated from 
Finnish. 


Open Interview Log 3237-4 


Simo Hayha: During all of that time hidden in 
the snow, stopping those men from invading 
my country, | was never once held back by the 


cold. | knew that there must have been some 
explanation beyond my familiarity with the 
weather, but | chose to ignore it. | was there to 
my duty, and that is what | did. But now that 
you ask, there is one thing | remember that 
may be of some use. Very near to the start of 
the war | remember a woman walked up to 
me. | did not recognize her, but we proceeded 
to chat about some trivial things. | mentioned 
how cold it was at the time, and she seemed to 
change. She suddenly asked me if | wanted 
help out on the field. | said that | would 
welcome it, though | am not sure what | 
expected. When | said that, she smiled. It was 
the kind of smile that sends a chill down your 
spine, but there was no chill, rather a warmth. 
The chill from the air had gone as well, and | 
have not felt it since. She said that she 
expected something in return, that she 
expected me to do the absolute best | could 
defending my country. | said that | intended to, 
as it was my duty. After that, she left. | have 
not seen her since. 


Based on Hayha's testimony a physical examination was performed. 
It was discovered that Hayha's internal temperature never fell below 
37°C, regardless of current conditions. No other anomalous 
properties were detected in Hayha, and it was decided that 
containment was unnecessary. 


Addendum-3237-5 - Incident 3237-A102: On 04/01/2002 Simo 
Hayha died by what was deemed to be natural causes. Several 
hours after his death, his body developed severe frostbite, as well as 
signs of hypothermia. The event was covered up, and his body 
recovered for further analysis. After thorough study, his body was 
released back into family custody and buried in Karelia, Finland. 


Shortly after Hayha's death SCP-3237 made a request to be 
interviewed. 


Open Interview Log 3237-5 


Interviewed: SCP-3237 
Interviewer: Dr. Glenshaw 
<Begin Log, 7:24 pm> 


SCP-3237: [This statement was written before 
Dr. Glenshaw entered the room.] Simo Hayha 
just died. Is this correct? 


Dr. Glenshaw: That's... Yes, he died just a 
few hours ago. | was just told about it, myself. 
How do you know that? Oh, and, uh, hello, by 
the way. 


SCP-3237: Hello. Sorry, | do not mean to be 
rude. 


Dr. Glenshaw: It's alright. Can you tell me 
how you know about Hayha? 


SCP-3237: | know because she told me about 
him. 


Dr. Glenshaw: "She" told you? Who would 
"she" be? 


SCP-3237: | do not know her name, or even if 
she has one. | know she is the reason | am like 
this, though. She was the one who spoke to 
me as | died. 


Dr. Glenshaw: You mentioned that before. 
Something asked you if you wanted to be 
warm, if | recall? 


SCP-3237: Yes. And that something was her. 
She said that Simo Hayha asked her to "let 
them know". [SCP-3237 pauses for several 
seconds. ] It is strange to give a name to the 
White Death. Simo Hayha. Simo Hayha. That 
is not aname one would expect from Death 


himself. 


Dr. Glenshaw: It doesn't sound very Death- 
like, no. But that's not important. | need you to 
tell me more about this woman; it's important 
we find out who she is. 


SCP-3237: | cannot say who she is, but | can 
say who she wants to be. 


Dr. Glenshaw: You can tell who she wants to 
be? 


SCP-3237: Yes. She wants to be the Devil. 


Dr. Glenshaw: The Devil? She wants to... be 
the Devil? 


SCP-3237: Or God. Maybe both. 


Dr. Glenshaw: I- What? How can you tell 
that? 


SCP-3237: She said "my Hell" and "my 
Heaven". The one who owns Hell would be the 
Devil, would they not? 


Dr. Glenshaw: | can't say | know the answer 
to that. She specifically worded it like that? 


SCP-3237: Yes. She kept saying it was what 
we deserved, for trying to take what was not 
ours. 


Dr. Glenshaw: 'We'? 'Ours'? Was she 
speaking to someone else? 


SCP-3237: | do not know. | tried to ask, but | 
am unsure if she heard me. | doubt she would 
have responded if she had. 


Dr. Glenshaw: Why is that? 


SCP-3237: She hates us, whoever we are. 
Hates us enough that she did this solely to 
deny us death. The last thing she said is 
burned into my mind. 


Dr. Glenshaw: What did she say? 


SCP-3237: "You don't deserve oblivion. You 
deserve less than nothing. You deserve 
everything.” 


<End Log, 7:55 pm> 


Closing Statement: Investigation into the 
entity described by SCP-3237 is still ongoing 
as of 7/13/2008. 


Footnotes 

1. See Document 3237-COG31 for a list of approved 
cognitohazards. 

2. Average temperature is 482°C. Other extremes have been noted 
under specific conditions. See Addendum-3237-2. 

3. As proven through tests in artificial vacuum. 

4. Usually the air where SCP-3237 is currently standing. 

5. See Addendum-3237-3 for further details. 

6. Later examination showed it to have several contours consistent 
with maps of Finland c. 1939. 

7. 505 confirmed kills over 100 days. 

8. A conflict between Soviet and Finnish forces during World War II 
which lasted from November 30, 1939 to March 13, 1940. 

9. The primary area in which Simo Hayha was active during the war. 


SCP-3238: dado juice 


Item #: SCP-3238 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3238 is to be contained at 
Site-19 in a standard anomalous object container. Foundation web- 
crawlers will scan all portions of the web for the phrases "dado juice" 
and "dado juice energy drink". Upon detection of either phrase, MTF 
Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") is to be deployed with the primary mission 
of containment of SCP-3238. Secondary mission protocols are to 
detain Pol "dado" for Foundation questioning. Testing of SCP-3238 
is suspended at this time. 


In the instance of an active incident involving SCP-3238, all civilian 
personnel are to be evacuated from the affected area. All survivors, 
witnesses, and emergency responders to an SCP-3238 incident are 
to be administered Class-C Amnestics and undergo false memory 
implantation. 


Description: SCP-3238 is a collection of 132 aluminum canisters, 
each containing 236 ml of an unknown anomalous fluid. Each 
canister has the words "dado juice" written in black marker. There 
are three variations of SCP-3238, each denoted by a different 
image, also crudely drawn on the aluminum container in black 
marker: fire, an international radiation symbol, and a sphere with 
trailing motion lines. The fluid itself is iridescent red in color and 
displays the same viscosity as water. 


When SCP-3238 is ingested by a human subject, one of three 
anomalous effects will occur to the subject, in relation to the symbol 
on the canister, shown on table 1A. 


Symboi Effect 
Fire Subject core body temperature 


Radioactive 


begins to rise rapidly within 60 
seconds following ingestion. After 
2 minutes, subject's body starts 
rapidly releasing Oxy- 
dicyanoacetylene gas as if 
pressurized. The gas will then 
spontaneously ignite, burning at 
~4,990 °C, ina 1 meter radius 
around the subject. 


As the gas contains both fuel and 
oxidizer, it has proven extremely 
difficult to extinguish the resultant 
fire, even if completely 
submerged in water. The 
resultant cadaver continues to 
emit Oxy-dicyanoacetylene gas 
and burn for up to 5 days. 
Subject begins to sweat 
excessively within 60 seconds of 
ingestion. Within 3 minutes, 
subject begins to emit 
electromagnetic radiation in the 
form of gamma rays, measured in 
excess of 800 roentgens/min. The 
subject will succumb to this 
exposure within no more than 5 
minutes, displaying all symptoms 
of acute radiation poisoning. 


Other living beings within a radius 
of 20 meters of the subject may 
absorb a lethal dosage of gamma 
rays within minutes. Within a 
radius up to 100 meters, other 
living beings may absorb lesser 
amounts of radiation, dependent 
upon range and time of exposure. 
The cadaver may emit fading 
amounts of radiation for up to 5 


enjoying solitary activity or their life before the age 
of 13. Subjects remain cognizant of this inability. 
Their sense of self is reduced. Stage Three 
advances when the subject participates in social 
events at least once every 7 days. 

¢ Stage Four: Subject is incapable of feeling 
fulfillment without interacting with other humans 
once every 45 hours. They are unable to recall 
having significant relationships lasting more than 2 
years and are cognizant of this inability. Any sense 
of self is reduced to name, gender, age, and 
current emotional state. Subject usually becomes 
highly productive to feel fulfillment, participating in 
a range of social activities such as volunteering 
and hosting gatherings. The circumstances to 
advance Stage Four are currently unknown. 

* Stage Five: This is currently considered the final 
stage. Subject develops hallucinations and 
sensations of being physically hollow or empty 
when not currently participating in social activities, 
causing them to become upset when not in 
proximity to another person for any length of time 
over fifteen minutes. They are unable to recall 
having significant relationships and are cognizant 
of this inability. Atleast individuals have been 
confirmed to have reached Stage Five. 


For a list of confirmed SCP-414-2 cases and extensive 
description, please refer to Document 414-2-A. Notable 
cases of SCP-414-2 are 414-2-Macgyver-Jacob, the 
current oldest case, and 414-Kyong- Myung, with the 
shortest recorded interval between diagnosis and suicide 
of 48 hours. 


There is no cure or treatment available beyond coping mechanisms. 
SCP-414-2 has a fatality rate of 46.78% over 5 years and 67.84% 
over 10 years. Individuals over the age of 40 have significantly 
higher fatality rates of 87.23% over 5 years and 93.85% over 10 
years. All fatalities are a result of suicide. 


days. 

Sphere in motion Subject begins to become 
excessively nervous and jittery 
within 60 seconds of ingestion. 
Within 2 minutes, subject begins 
accelerating rapidly upwards, 
reaching a velocity of 11.186 km/s 
within 30 seconds. Subject will 
experience forces in excess of 50 
G during the course of this 
acceleration. 


Any objects impacted by subject 
will not stop or alter the course or 
speed of the subject. The 
outcome of any such collision is 
both the immediate liquefaction of 
the subject, and severe damage 
or destruction to the object. 
Subject will escape earth orbit 
and continue to accelerate away 
from Earth at a speed of 

~11.186 km/s. 


Nine instances of SCP-3238 were discovered following a suspected 
terrorist attack on the Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, 06/14/18. 
The remainder were recovered from the north Las Vegas Amazon 
Fuilfillment Center. 


Addendum: 


IRC Logs- Recovered 06/17/18 

Foundation agents recovered a laptop from the 06/14/18 Las Vegas 
incident. The laptop was unusable, but the hard drive was 
recoverable using forensic software. On the hard drive, Foundation 
technical staff found IRC logs with evidence pertaining to SCP-3238. 


<NickServ>: Password accepted - you are now 
recognized. 

/join #dado 

http: //dadolaundryandtan.net/chat 


Topic: sry caps key broke 
Topic set by dado on Fri Jun 01 2018 10:12:34 
GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time) 


<multizig>: Hello 
<multizig>: uhhhh 
<multizig>: hellloooo00000? 


<dados>: hello yes this is dado 


<multizig>: You're the guy that does the research 
chemicals, right? 
<multizig>: You there? 


<dados>: i do fine pharmaceutical and yes sry dado type 
slow 


<multizig>: Cool, cool 
<multizig>: So look, | need something special 


<dados>: i am do very special for all clients 


<multizig>: Awesome. | need something that will keep 
my energy up. Me and the boys are going to Vegas 
<multizig>: Gonna paint the town red 


<dado>: energy? 


<multizig>: You know, like 5 hour energy. Or maybe 
something stronger? lol 

<multizig>: Cause we want to party. | mean like out of 
this WORLD. 


<dados>: i likes parties too but not wanting to poop in 
your party 

<dado>: you want energy pill for a red town outer space 
party yes 


<multizig>: Yeah, you know, coke or speed or uppers or 
something ;) 
<multizig>: Just something really far out there