The as-yet unidentified attackers had managed to insert 
a cognitohazardous image into the electricity grid control 
station’s office network which was then shown on 
monitors throughout the facility. This image rendered 
nearly the entire staff unconscious with a small number 
of fatalities. The attackers were then able to enter the 
facility unopposed and divert power from the entire G4 
grid of Chicago to a single, rural substation for six hours. 
It is currently unknown what purpose this served. 


The oversight committee has determined that neither 
Operator #7 nor her handlers, Agents Gail pupa and 
Cameron King are to blame for the incident that 
occurred. They all acted in an exemplary manner. 


However; it has been determined that Operator #7’s 
inability to deal with modern technology was a significant 
contributory factor to the negative outcome. This inability 
is through no fault of her own but is inherent to the 
process used to treat her in preparation for her role in the 
task force. 


It is the recommendation of this committee that a review 
of MTF Pi-20 be carried out at the highest levels. It 
should be considered if there is a place for MTF Pi-20 in 


its current form in today’s Foundation and how best to 
decommission redundant Operators. 


+ Addendum 2904-3 (classified level 3/2904 / level 4) 


Memorandum from the office of the Revd Dr. Justine 
Urchadainn , Commander MTF Pi-20, December 215t, 
2014. 


It is with a heavy heart that | write to inform you that | will 
be stepping down as commander of this task force. 


| have nothing but respect for the men and women of the 
Oathkeepers. | am proud to have served alongside and 
led such dedicated and professional colleagues. My time 
with you has taught me much about what it means to 
serve and what it means to sacrifice. | hope those 
lessons serve me well in my future career. 


| know that many of you have expressed concern about 
our Operators’ futures. They become hampered by their 
inability to understand or operate in what is to them, an 
increasingly-alien world. Unable to learn or change, they 
become obsolete, outdated and gradually become 
operational liabilities. After the recent incident it has been 
decided to retire the longest-serving of them. 


Please be assured that | am bringing to bear the full 
weight of my political power within the Foundation to 
ensure the honourable treatment of those of our 
Operators who are to be retired from active service. 
These are men and women who gave their lives to this 
organisation and then, when asked for more gave with 
both hands, holding back nothing for themselves. They 
are not test subjects nor anomalous objects nor broken 
machines but the bravest among us. They are exemplars 
of what is best in the Foundation and | will not allow them 
to be treated with anything less than the greatest 
respect. Though they neither need nor ask for anything 
more than their music and a comfortable place to sit they 
will have those and every comfort we can provide them. 


The Operators may not remember what they have done 
for us and for the world, but we will remember for them. 


« SCP-2903 | SCP-2904 | SCP-2905 » 


SCP-344: Schrodinger's Can Opener 


Item #: SCP-344 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-344 is to be stored in Site- 

, ina high-security storage locker, combination changed weekly. 
Personnel wishing to use SCP-344 for research purposes should 
contact Dr. . Due to the hazards presented when a can is 
opened, it is recommended that a remote-control device be used to 
manipulate the object. 


Description: SCP-344 isa _ -brand manual can opener 
manufactured some time before 19 . When an attempt is made to 
use SCP-344 to open a tin of canned food, there is a probability that, 
as soon as the top of the can is fully opened, the food inside will be 
replaced with live versions of whatever the can originally contained. 
The amount of live material released is equal to how many separate 
individuals of that given species were required to produce the 
contents of the can, provided the weight of an individual's remains is 
above 0. mg. For example, if a can of tuna has the remains of fifty 
tuna in it, then fifty live tuna will come out of the can. Compressing 
items like this into a small space causes significant pressure, 
resulting in the objects being propelled out with some force, 
potentially causing injury to anyone within the area of effect. Live 
organisms in a can that is opened by SCP-344 undergo no 
observable changes. 


Despite the theoretical probability of the effect's manifestation being 
approximately 50 percent, recorded Foundation tests show a 
probability closer to 3. % for sentient organisms, 1. % for non- 
sentient plant materials, and . % involving [REDACTED]. It is also 
unknown where the live material comes from, as spontaneous 
regeneration would result in a violation of the law of conservation of 
mass and energy. It seems most likely that the material is either 
teleported to the can from existing stocks on Earth, or [REDACTED]. 


SCP-2905: A Web Wrapped With Roses and Poisons 


Item #: SCP-2905 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2905 has been under 
Foundation quarantine since its discovery in 1998. Personnel 
removing plant/SCP-2905-2 samples within SCP-2905 must wear 
the protective gear provided at all times while within SCP-2905. Any 
personnel bitten by SCP-2905-2 should be brought back 
immediately to the medical clinic to assess the severity of the bite; 
SCP-2905-2 toxins vary wildly in potency. Collaboration with Site-45 
for further information about POI Izaak and POI Nao is ongoing. 


Description: SCP-2905 is a circular garden located on an islet 
approximately forty kilometers southeast from the Kyushu region of 
Japan that consists of a combination of various rose plants and 
SCP-2905-2. The islet itself is about half a kilometer at its longest 
point. The garden consists of fourteen concentric circles, alternating 
between a plant ring and a gravel path; SCP-2905-1 rests in the 
center of the garden. 


SCP-2905-1 is a statue of a kneeling woman made of tightly 
interwoven branches and SCP-2905-2 webbing. It stands on a 
flattened stone that rises 1.2 meters in the center of SCP-2905; the 
name "Nao" is inscribed into the stone. Scans reveal that 
SCP-2905-1 contains a humanoid body that appears to be made of 
SCP-2905-2 webbing as well. Occasional spherical bulging from 
within the body has been recorded. 


SCP-2905-2 is the term designated to the organisms intermixed with 
the actual rose plants of SCP-2905. While superficially resembling 
rose plants, they are in fact colonies of multiple organisms that 
individually resemble large spiders, each with a flower blooming on 
the topside of the abdomen. SCP-2905-2 are capable of ejecting a 
web-like substance; said webbing is in fact more akin to plant fibers 


coated with sap. The legs of SCP-2905-2 are covered in thorns that 
secrete toxins similar to those of various spiders. Each colony 
consists of one to four hundred instances of SCP-2905-2. 
SCP-2905-2 act as caretakers for SCP-2905-1, cleaning away dirt 
via brushing with legs, polishing it with rose petals, redecorating it 
with flowers, etc. 


At the end of each month, various portions of SCP-2905-1 open to 
admit one to two dozen SCP-2905-2 inside of it. SCP-2905-2 
secrete large amounts of the plant fiber webbing around the body 
inside SCP-2905-1, along with occasionally removing and replacing 
older web layers. After finishing, the SCP-2905-2 inside SCP-2905-1 
will proceed to cannibalize each other until only one SCP-2905-2 is 
left. This SCP-2905-2 will then gather the remains of the other 
SCP-2905-2 into multiple sac-like webs that it deposits into various 
slits of the body inside SCP-2905-1 that are absorbed by the outer 
skin. The remaining SCP-2905-2 will then spontaneously dissolve 
into liquefied organic matter that is absorbed through the mouth of 
the humanoid body. 


Further scanning reveals the inside of the body contains hundreds of 
the web sacs deposited by SCP-2905-2, along with what appear to 
be a digestive system made of web tubing, and a skeletal system 
made of reinforced plant material. A cluster of sacs are centered 
around the chest region of the body; within this cluster appears to be 
a large instance (approximately 7 cm from leg to leg) of a mirror 
spider (Thwaitesia argentiopunctata). 


As of April 17, 2004, SCP-2905-2 have been entering SCP-2905-1 
in larger numbers; movement from inside SCP-2905-1 has been 
increasing with each subsequent addition of material. SCP-2905-1 is 
now under constant monitoring for further signs of activity. 


Addendum 2905-1: On November 16, 1999, personnel discovered 
another two miniature statues made of interlaced rose branches— 
one resembling a monkey, one resembling a peacock — concealed 
within separate rose plants in the outermost ring of SCP-2905. 
Attempts to retrieve them were initially impeded by SCP-2905-2. 


Scans revealed both statues had a book stored inside them; the 
statues were cut open to retrieve them. 


The books contain the accounts of a being called "Nao" (Presumed 
to be the same Nao as SCP-2905-1). Both books contain day-to-day 
events recorded in a place currently theorized to be SCP-2746; 
names such as "Suiward", "Sari", "Izaak", and "Frederick" consistent 
with other records in Site-45 appear within Nao's recordings. Below 
are transcripts of the recovered journals. The transcripts are 
arranged in what is hopefully a chronological account. 


Transcript of book found within monkey statue. Translated 
from original documents written in A-12. 


This is so exciting! As of today | am now under the 
apprenticeship of Healer Izaak! It's such an honor to be 
learning from one of the most esteemed doctors in ! 
It's going to be such a different life for me now! Not that 
my skill as a decorator was boring; | was truly very happy 
being able to grow gardens and make weavings, and 
make our home more beautiful. But I've been handpicked 
to be a healer's apprentice for my strings, which they say 
can play a very important role in mending injuries. I'm 
meeting Izaak later this evening for my first lessons! 
You'll do fine Nao, | know you will! You're going to learn 
so much more now! 


(The next six pages consisted of various herbs/medicines and their 
applications.) 


This is going to be a lot of work. Izaak's healing 
knowledge is amazing. He tried to start me off small, but 
| was still barely able to Keep up with his pace. Thank the 
Maker that I'm able to take so many notes with my legs. 
This book's going to fill up fast. 


Oh, right, Izaak told me to take notes on everything he 
tells me so | have references later. | can see why, since 
he has so much to say; I'm bound to forget something. 


Izaak said we'd go over some of the unique things | can 
do myself over the next few weeks. Can't wait to see 


what he comes up with. 


(The next ten pages contained various drawings, diagrams, and 
charts of different bones and limbs, and how to properly heal them.) 


| knew my silk was strong. I've used it in countless 
tapestries. But Izaak keeps showing new ways it can be 
used. With enough wrapping and proper positioning | can 
make casts, slings, and braces for injuries. I've been 
practicing bone-setting on dummies day and night, with 
Izaak always overseeing how | do. It's a different kind of 
bone every lesson, a different kind of break, a different 
kind of set. But I've been learning Izaak's teaching 
methods so it's becoming less and less strenuous. 


| figured we'd get to stitches eventually even before the 
lessons started. After just a month of practice Izaak said 
| excelled at my work. 


Today was my first chance to apply what I've learned. 
Gaareth hurt his arm falling while he was working on a 
new tower. Izaak and | came to his side in an instant; 
Izaak diagnosed his injuries then told me to set the bone. 
Everything went well, and Gaareth should fully recover in 
no time. Izaak said | did good. 


This was an... interesting day. Izaak said he had thought 
of something new. Usually when we treat someone with 
more severe injuries, we give them the Black Drink 
mixed with sedatives, but it takes some time to go into 
effect, and we have to keep giving it to them throughout 
the procedure. 


So Izaak proposed | deliver the medicine by biting my 
patients. 


It honestly conflicted with what he had taught me 
previously, but after he explained it made more sense. If 
| can deliver a small amount of more concentrated 
medicine straight through the skin instead of waiting for it 
to go past the stomach, we wouldn't have to worry about 


the amount of Drink we'd have to give patients. Right 
now it's just a theory. 


Well, theory proven right. Priia came in with several 
broken toes. She was a bit apprehensive about the 
proposal, but Izaak insisted. The medicine started 
working almost immediately. What would've have taken 
an hour took twenty minutes. 


(The majority of the rest of the pages consist of new healing 
procedures Nao Is learning, along with occasional aid given to 
various inhabitants. Nao accounts of how she is improving her 
abilities' accuracy/speed, along with various medicinal formulas/ 
mixtures she developed.) 


+ Show: Untranslated transcript 


Folaw law wi’ ydealaflalj! AEw i's fi'keeil La eeyi 
l'io glkyua foy eevvuaylflaaywolav i's Oyeiryua 
Izaak! Laf'w wgao el oi'li'ua fi’ py iryeeuallalj 
suai'yi i'ly i's foy yii'wf ywfyyyiyk ki'afi'uaw lal 

! Laf'w ji'lalj fi’ py wgao 2 klassyuaylf irlasy 
si'ua yiy li'io! Li'f foeef yiil wzlairir aew ee 
kyai'uaeefi'ua iozew pi'ualalj; La iogew fuagiril 
phyuail ogevvil pylalj eepiry fi’ juai'io jaatuakylw 
eelk yizezy ioyeephlialjw, elk yiaezy i'gua oi'yiy 
yil'uay pyezegflasgir. Pgf La'phy pyy! 
oeelkviaazyk fi’ py ee oyeeiryua'w eevvuaylflaay 
si'ua yiil wfualaljw, ioolaao foyil weeil azel vireeil 
ee phyuail layivi'uafeelf uai'iry lal yiylklalj 
lalugualayw. La’'yi yiyyflalj Izaak ireefyua folaw 
yphyllalj si'ua yiil slauawf irywwi'lw! lli'g'irir ki’ 
slaly Nao, La zii'io ili’g iolairir! lli'g'uay ji'lalj fi’ 
iryeeual wi' yigao yii'uay li'io! 


(The next six pages consisted of various herbs/ 
medicines and their applications.) 


Folaw law ji'lalj fi’ py @ iri'f i's ioi'uaz. Izaak'w 
oyeeirlalj zli'ioirykjy law eeyizexulalj. Oy fualayk 


fi' wfeeuaf yiy i'ss wyizeirir, pgf La iogew wilairir 
peeuayiril eepiry fi’ zyyv gv iolafo olaw veeay. 
Foeelz foy Yizezyua foeef La'yi eepiry fi’ feezy wi 
yieelil li'fyw iolafo yiil iryjw. Folaw pi'i'z'w ji'lalj fi' 
slairir gv seewf. 


l'o, ualajof, Izaak fi'irk yiy fi’ feezy li'fyw i'l 
yphyuailfolalj oy fyirirw yiy wi’ La oeephy 
uaysyuaylayw iraefyua. La azel wyy iooil, 
wlalay oy oeew wi’ yigao fi’ weeil; La'yi pi'glk fi’ 
si'uajyf wi'yiyfolall. 


Izaak weelak ioy'k ji’ i;phyua wi'yiy i's foy 
gllakhgy folaljw La aeel ki' yiilwyirs i'phyua foy 
lydef syio ioyyzw. Acel'f ioeelaf fi’ wyy ioozef oy 
ai'yiyw gv iolafo. 


(The next ten pages contained various drawings, 
diagrams, and charts of different bones and limbs, and 
how to properly heal them.) 


La zlyio yiil wlairz ioeew wfuai'lj. La'phy gwyk 
laf lal ai'glfiryww feevywfualayw. Pof Izaak 
zyyvw woi'iolalj lyio ioeeilw laf aeel py gwyk. 
lolafo yli'gjo iouaeevvlalj eelk vuai'vyua 
vi'wlaflai'llalj La agel yizezy aeewfw, wirlaljw, 
eelk puaceayw si'ua lalugualayw. La'phy pyy! 
vuaeaflaalalj pi'lywyfflalj i'l kgyiyilayw keeil aelk 
llajof, iolafo Izaak eiriogeilw i'phyuawyylalj oi'io 
La ki’. Laf'w 2 klassyuaylf zlalk i's pi'ly 
yphyuail irywwi'l, z klassyuaylf zlalk i's 
puayeez, ce klassyuaylf zlalk i's wyf. Pgf La'phy 
pyyl iryeeuallalj Izaak'w fyeeaolalj yiyfoi'kw wi' 
laf'w pyai'yilalj iryww eelk iryww wfuaylgi'gw.