Discovery And History: SCP-1585 was discovered by the 
Foundation in 1930, following sighting of strange, non-native birds 
on the island of Guam, which could “peck holes through bone”. 
SCP-1585 was discovered 245km to the northeast and had raised 
suspicion due to not appearing on any map or nautical chart. 
Following the second observed extinction event caused by species 
1585-304, the current special containment procedures were 
enacted, and SCP-1585 was relocated to the Northern Hemisphere. 
Recruitment rates have dropped significantly due to lower diversity, 
and the population of SCP-1585 has somewhat stabilized. 


Footnotes 

1. Microbial organisms do not seem to be affected by SCP-1585. 
The leading theory for this is that SCP-1585 affects individual 
organisms at the time fertilization takes place, leaving asexual 
organisms unaffected. 


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SCP-1586: Fetal Singularity 


Item #: SCP-1586 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1586 is housed in a 
standard humanoid cell at Humanoid Containment Site 06-3. 
SCP-1586 is to be fed a high-calorie diet and monitored at all times 
via biometric sensors. Any illness, distress, or inconsistencies in 
biometric readings are to be reported to off-site command at Site 19 
immediately, and any medical procedures carrying a risk of inducing 
miscarriage must be approved by both the Site Director and 
Assistant Site Director. 


Until final contingency procedures are developed, all non-essential 
personnel must evacuate the site in the event that SCP-1586 
experiences a miscarriage or goes into labor. 


Description: SCP-1586-1 is a human female of mixed European 
ancestry, approximately 17 years of age at initial containment. 
SCP-1586-1 is physiologically normal in all regards with the 
exception of being slightly emaciated as a result of long-term 
malnutrition due to the effects of SCP-1586-2, which have only been 
partially mitigated via the administration of a high-calorie diet. At 
time of last update, SCP-1586-1 has been in Foundation custody for 
the past five (5) years, during which she has been highly 
cooperative with Foundation personnel and thus poses a minimal 
security risk. 


SCP-1586-2 is an anomalous object or entity suspended in the 
center of SCP-1586-1's uterus that appears to be a near-perfect 
black body in the shape of a twelve-week-old human fetus. The 
object exhibits extreme lensing of electromagnetic radiation 
consistent with a gravitational singularity and continuously draws 
nutrients and fluids from the uterine lining of SCP-1586-1. 
Measurements of the object's properties has yielded a calculated 


mass of approximately 1.69 x 1025 kg; it is currently unknown how 
or why these effects are limited to the inside of SCP-1586-1's uterus 
or why SCP-1586-1 is only minimally affected. 


SCP-1586 came to the Foundation's attention on / /08 following a 
hospital visit from SCP-1586-1; the anomaly was noted during a 
routine x-ray computed tomography (CT) scan of the subject to 
diagnose abdominal pain following an impact injury suffered during a 
sporting event, and embedded agents at the hospital notified the 
nearest Foundation Observation Post. A containment team was 
dispatched and amnestics were administered to all civilian 
witnesses; a cover story given to SCP-1586's parents. 


SCP-1586-1 claims to have never had sexual intercourse. Medical 
examination has been unable to corroborate this claim. 


Addendum 1586-01: Incident Report 


On //08 SCP-1586-1 became extremely ill as a result of 
accidental exposure to a pre-symptomatic Foundation 
caretaker infected with an influenza virus. During the 
following week, multiple malfunctions in gravimetric and 
radiometric sensors as well as intermittent power 
fluctuations were reported at Humanoid Containment 
Site 06-3 at times consistent with the most serious 
periods of illness in SCP-1586-1. 


It is theorized that SCP-1586-1 is somehow containing 
the effects of SCP-1586-2, which was disrupted during 
her period of illness; subsequent examination showed a 
1.3% increase in the suggested mass of SCP-1586-2 
which seems to support this theory. The research staff 
believes that if SCP-1586-2 were separated from 
SCP-1586-1, either through birth, miscarriage, or 
surgical removal, it would exert the full effect of a 
gravitational singularity. 


Until such time that we can find a permanent solution to 
this problem, | am requesting that we keep SCP-1586-1 
as healthy and comfortable as possible. 


Dr. 
Senior Observer 


Addendum 1586-02: Administrative Note, / /09 
Request approved. Do what you have to. 
O5- 

Addendum 1586-03: Observer Note, / /09 


Administering a high-calorie diet and additional medical 
care appears to have improved SCP-1586-1's condition, 
but has also slightly increased the rate at which 
SCP-1586-2 is gaining mass. While it's not growing as 
fast as a real human fetus would, the last snapshot we 
took seems to indicate that the shape and size of 
SCP-1586-2 are now consistent with that of a fetus at 16 
weeks. We have also detected subtle shifts in its 
silhouette and local readings which may indicate that it's 
starting to move. 


We have no clue where it's getting the extra mass from, 
but at this rate we may have less than five years before it 
becomes "full term" and that's not ruling out the 
possibility of premature labor. To make things even 
worse, SCP-1586-1 is beginning to show signs of 
psychological instability: Her mental state will swing 
between periods of extreme depression and moments 
where she believes that she is pregnant to some kind of 
deity figure, and the last thing we need is an unstable 
host. 


There is simply too much we don't know about this 
anomaly and the possible consequences of a major 
incident are completely unknown. | am requesting further 
research and medical assets for the SCP-1586 team. 


Dr. 


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SCP-1587: Dreamland 


Item #: SCP-1587 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1587 is to be stored within 
a padded crate of suitable size. Requests for access to SCP-1587 
must be made in writing to site command. 


Only one subject at a time is to participate in experimentation with 
SCP-1587. No personnel are to come within 3 meters of SCP-1587, 
or of its last position at time of activation, while experiments are in 
progress. A suitable mattress, pillow, and blanket are to be installed 
upon SCP-1587 prior to testing; these are to be incinerated upon 
completion of testing. 


All personnel who have undergone testing with SCP-1587 must 
undergo complete decontamination before leaving the experiment 
area. 


Description: SCP-1587 is a steel bed frame (1.93 meters in length, 
3.4 meters in width and 1 meter in height), to whose bottom has 
been welded a metal box covered with several dozen unidentified 
glyphs in solder and gouache/acrylic paint, and containing an 
assemblage of circuit boards, gears, coins, doll parts, anda 
transparent computer mouse filled with human hair; this box, and/or 
its contents, is presumed to be the source of SCP-1587's 
anomalous properties. 


When a live human subject enters REM sleep upon a mattress 
supported by SCP-1587, SCP-1587 will transport the subject and 
itself into an anomalous location (hereby referred to as 
SCP-1587-1), which appears to be based on the subject's dream. 
GPS devices taken into SCP-1587-1 have been unable to receive 
signal; however, audio, video, and other recording devices retain 
their functionality. 


Upon arrival in SCP-1587-1, SCP-1587 will produce a 20-second 
audio tone (520 Hz, 90 dB), awakening the subject. The subject will 
then be able to leave SCP-1587, and travel within SCP-1587-1 for 
up to 6 hours. Subjects report being fully aware of their 
circumstances, having full control of their actions, and being able to 
physically interact with their surroundings. At the end of the 6-hour 
period, the subject will instantaneously (t < 0.1 s) be transported to 
SCP-1587, which will then demanifest from SCP-1587-1 and 
remanifest within normal reality; this will also occur if the subject 
experiences an injury which would otherwise be fatal. All such 
injuries are healed upon the transition to normal reality; non-fatal 
injuries, however, are not. Objects from within SCP-1587-1 will 
accompany SCP-1587 as it returns to normal reality if they are 
carried by the subject, or are otherwise close enough to SCP-1587; 
the exact proximity required has yet to be determined, as has the 
question of whether other parameters are involved. 


Acquisition log: SCP-1587 was discovered subsequent to the 
murder of Professor [REDACTED] (of [REDACTED] University), who 
is presumed to have created it. He had been shot in the back of the 
head, while seemingly alone in his bedroom. The gun responsible (a 
Walther P38) was found at the scene, held in a hand attached to a 
severed human arm; the arm was wearing a brown shirtsleeve and a 
swastika armband. No traumatic arm amputations were on record in 
local hospitals within the previous 14 months; as well, the hand's 
fingerprints were identical to those of Professor [REDACTED], as 
was its DNA. The case then came to the attention of the Foundation 
as the result of a routine keyword search. 


Investigation of Professor [REDACTED]'s home revealed that he 
kept a diary (henceforth Document 1587-M3); Document 1587-M4 
(below) contains entries deemed relevant. 


+ Document 1587-M4 


about candy — woke up in world with taffy 
toffee taffy roads, gobstopper stones, soil of 
rainbow sprinkles! Sky was orange like jelly 
beans. Rain was dilute lemonade. 


Walked about 3 miles from LZ to reach nearest 
town. Houses were mashed potatoes(?), 
gardens full of jujubes. Overall color scheme of 
pink, orange, brown, and yellowish white. 


Locals were cakepeople. Very friendly. Led me 
to rock-candy town hall. Had fascinating talk 
with mayor (? - village leader). They spoke 
perfect English (convenient!) with lovely 
singsong accent. Was honored guest at feast - 
chocolate fondue, eggnog with whipped 
cream, and cotton candy ice cream for 
dessert; lovely ritual with cakepeople sticking 
birthday(?) candles in their heads, lighting 
them, and then singing to me. 


After feast, had just over 3 hours left; decided 
to explore further. They gave me a car(?) 
made from giant cupcake. Drove through 
tunnel of giant donuts to local metropolis 
(overall color scheme, pastel blue / bright 
yellow). Buildings were solid sugar crystals (cf 
rock candy in village hall?); significantly more 
advanced tech than in village. Traffic lights = 
color-changing lollipops! Locals were 
multiethnic: gingerbread people and golems 
constructs made of licorice allsorts. Society 
seemed functional — schools, university, 
libraries, museums. Also found military base 
(?) - tried to go in, was politely denied access. 
Had amusing but ultimately fruitless (ha!) 
argument on nature of reality with sentries 
(marshmallow guns?), was taken into 
"custardy" (sic - that’s actually how they 
pronounced it!!!). Was being taken to be 
processed(?) for interrogation(?) when 
remaining time elapsed. Felt tingling 
sensation, broke off piece of table (nougat with 
gumdrops!) for souvenir. Materialized back on 
bed in LZ, returned to bedroom. Still have 


military base — overall waste of time; would 
have learned much more from libraries or 
museums. 


Incredibly tired. Need real sleep. Taking 
blankets to living room. 


Entry 838 Partial success? Prepped lucid 
dream about cute fluffy animals — woke up in 
apparent rainforest. Trees looked normal, but 
were not all rainforest-appropriate — was able 
to identify Brachychiton acerifolius, Cerbera 
manghas, Acer saccharum, Ginkgo biloba, 
Citrus reticulata. Canopy blocked view of sun - 
was unable to approximate my location. Color 
scheme: green, brown. 


Animals were intelligent, and spoke English — 
odd mix of fluent and crude. Majority of 
animals not indigenous to rainforests - incl. 
dogs, cats, bunny rabbits (albino!), pigs, 
raccoons, 1 kangaroo + joey. Rainforest 
indigene species incl. sloths, frogs, lizards, 
monkeys, parrots, opossums, 1 toucan 
(macaw?). 


Met with assembly of animals about 2 miles 
from LZ. Was asked to help defeat a bear that 
(who?) had terrorized them for years. 


[REDACTED FOR BREVITY; FULL VERSION 
AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST] 


Looked like grizzly bear, but bigger, with 
spider(oid) mouthparts. | hesitated; it lunged at 
me, broke (?) my back. Was (felt?) paralyzed 
from waist down, but could still move arms; 
stabbed bear in ribcage with poisoned 
daggers, killing it instantly. Still couldn't move 
legs, so asked animal companions to bring me 


back to my bed. They put necklace on me, 
filled my pockets with fresh carrots, then 
loaded me into palanquin(?) and carried me. 
Sang victory songs about me vs bear. Halfway 
to LZ, time elapsed; materialized back on bed, 
returned to bedroom. Back injuries seem 
totally healed. Still have carrots and necklace 
— necklace looks like rubies? [Note: find out 
how to get necklace authenticated! Invent 
plausible origin story for authenticator!] Still 
tired, though. 


Entry 840: My god, they're real. Not all rubies, 
but still real gems. Jeweler offered to buy for 
probably half market value - 3/4 year's salary!!! 
Seriously considering it. Also consider: dream 
about jewels? No - would flood market, draw 
attention. Gold, etc, likewise. 


Entry 851: Damnation damnation damnation 
DAMNATION. How am | supposed to enjoy a 
sex dream when everyone is me??? 


Entry 858: | have officially had enough of this 
nonsense. | cannot even get proper sleep any 
more. | am taking the box off the frame. Screw 
you, dreamland. Screw you, lucid dreaming. 


Entry 859: Woke up in the middle of 
reinstalling the box. This could be a problem. 


Entry 860: Threw box out. Woke up while 
reinstalling box. Tore garbage bag open in 
sleep, left trash all over lawn. Definite problem. 


Entry 861: Burned box. Goodbye, box. You've 
done enough damage for one lifetime. 


Entry 865: Apparently I've been building a 
new box in my sleep. Serious problem. 
Vernon had better not dare say 'I told you so’. 


Entry 866: Screw you, Vernon. Burned new 
box. Burned construction notes. Sold the tools 
[note - Mother may be upset about my 
disposal of her Xmas gift; prepare excuse just 
in case!]. 


Entry 870: Feeling much better now that I'm 
getting proper sleep. | think I'm up to doing 
some socializing again. Documentary film 
festival on campus tonight — will attend. 
Haven't used my faculty pass at all this year. 
Should be interesting. 


Eyewitnesses on campus stated that Professor 
[REDACTED] attended three documentaries 
about Nazi Germany and the Holocaust, the 
evening of his death. 


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SCP-1588: The Cliff Face 


Item #: SCP-1588 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to its size, composition, 
and location, SCP-1588 cannot be relocated and is fundamentally 
uncontainable. The Foundation shall liaise with the Maritime and 
Coastguard Agency to limit sea traffic within the area of the English 
Channel from which SCP-1588 is clearly visible. Any photographs of 
SCP-1588 that appear in civilian circulation are to be dismissed as 
an example of pareidolia. 


The areas of land above and below SCP-1588 are to be monitored 
by CCTV and by plainclothes Foundation personnel. The 
Foundation and local authorities shall discourage civilians from 
approaching SCP-1588 on foot due to safety concerns. Any civilians 
coming into communication with SCP-1588 are to be debriefed and 
administered a Class-A amnestic. Literature referring to the history 
of SCP-1588 and its anomalous properties is to be suppressed and 
removed from circulation as necessary.