Dr. Hanssen: No. No you won't. 
SCP-3660 is fundamentally my 
project and | don't want you 
anywhere near it. I'm going to 
recommend that you be 
transferred. Where exactly | don't 
know and | can't say | particularly 
care, but its better than getting 
your brain flossed and then 
dumped into a reserve in 
Southeast Asia. You can leave 
now. Oh, one more thing, 
Scarcliffe- you don't have to come 
back to the table: | don't want a 
response. The people who helped 
you hide away all those other 
experiments? They'll be eating 
the bullet you dodged if | 
succeed. Keep that in mind, 
wherever you end up. Now, you 
can leave. Good luck. 


[END LOG] 


Closing Statement: Site-64 has 
since authorized Dr. Hanssen's 
recommendation: 98% of 
SCP-3660's transfigured subjects 
are to be either donated to the 
CoMARP or released into the wild 
following the induced and 
controlled eradication of the 
human identity while leaving the 
animalistc traits intact. Testing 
with the remaining 2% of 
transfigured subjects has been 
allowed to resume once 
SCP-3660's research team has 
been appropriately re-staffed. Dr. 


Scarcliffe has been reassigned. 


Footnotes 

1. Tests with animal subjects have yielded no results 

2. As per standard reconstruction procedures, a maintenance team 
was responsible for recovering as much data as possible from Dr. 
Scarcliffe’s personal computer 


SCP-3661: A Toy Story 


Urgent: Containment procedures for SCP-3661 have 
recently been updated. 


Item Number: SCP-3661 
Item Class: Safe Euclid 
Special Containment Procedures: 
+ Previous containment procedures 


Each SCP-3661-A object is to be kept in a low-value 
item locker equipped with an internal camera. 
SCP-3661-A object storage areas are to be at least 15m 
from SCP-3661-B nursery areas. 


SCP-3661-B instances are housed separately in 
standard humanoid nursery cells. 


To protect SCP-3661-B instances from SCP-3661-A 
activation events, the instances are not to be in contact 
with SCP-3661-A objects outside of approved testing. 
Tests involving activation events require approval from 
L4 research staff and Ethics Committee review. 


+ Updated containment procedures 


SCP-3661-A objects are to be kept separately in 
standard humanoid nursery cells with the corresponding 
instance of SCP-3661-B. 


SCP-3661 nursery areas are to be isolated by a 15m 
safe zone. 


SCP-3661-A activation events are not to be interrupted 
under any circumstance. 


Description: SCP-3661-A is the collective designation assigned to 
various infant toys containing anomalous mechanical components. 
SCP-3661-A objects are visually indistinguishable from typical toys 
or dolls. The anomalous components are concealed within the 

objects, though mechanical parts emerge during activation events. 


Instances of SCP-3661-A are designated SCP-3661-A1, SCP-3661- 
A2, and so on. The Foundation has contained SCP-3661-A 
objects since first encounter in 19 .SCP-3661-A components have 
been found in both mass-produced and handmade toys. Each 
SCP-3661-A object contained by the Foundation corresponds with a 
specific instance of SCP-3661-B. 


SCP-3661-B is the collective designation assigned to human 
newborns and infants targeted by SCP-3661-A objects. No instance 
of SCP-3661-B has displayed anomalous properties other than 
causing activation of SCP-3661-A objects. 


SCP-3661-A objects periodically activate when the corresponding 
SCP-3661-B instance enters REM sleep. During activation, 
SCP-3661-A objects extrude hair-thin “wires” tipped with 
[REDACTED]1. The wires use unknown technology L-IV classified 
technology to achieve serpentine movement. No method of 
predicting or controlling SCP-3661-A activation has been 
discovered. 


Wires extended by SCP-3661-A have demonstrated the ability to 
reach up to 5 meters, and are able to navigate around/through 
simple obstacles. The means by which SCP-3661-A objects achieve 
this navigation is unknown, as are the means by which they obtain 
information about the status and location of SCP-3661-B instances. 


The wires move in the direction of the corresponding SCP-3661-B 
instance and, if able to reach it, enter its body through passageways 
such as the tear ducts, esophagus, and urethra. SCP-3661-A wires 
have also been observed to enter targets by making small incisions 
on the face, neck, or limbs and proceeding to [REDACTED]>. 


Research indicates that SCP-3661-A wires administer an anesthetic 
that prevents SCP-3661-B from waking during activation events. 
Approximately 8% of SCP-3661-B instances in containment display 


ship which, combined with persuasive voices created by SCP-473, 
causes extreme disorientation. Personnel in the area are advised to 
confirm the physical presence of anyone they are in communication 
with and to ignore any voices that have no discernible source. 
Periodic cries for help from the water (coming from the direction of 
SCP-473) are to be expected and ignored. Spontaneous movement 
of small objects has been observed, but has caused little disruption 
to operations. Sharp objects and weapons are to be secured in 
locked containers while within 20 km of SCP-473. 


Addendum 1: 
Interview SCP-473-b 


Interviewed: J. , Executive Officer (XO) of the Foundation vessel 
which identified and sonographed SCP-473. 


Interviewer: Dr. Halen, SCP-473 project lead 


Forward: The Foundation destroyer —_ sailed within 500 meters of 
SCP-473 before retreating to a distance of 3 kilometers and sinking. 
Evacuation of the ship was successful (excepting the captain), but 
16 hands were lost during the 3 hours the crew awaited rescue. 
Below is an interview with the highest ranked surviving officer. 


<Begin Log, [April 17, 20 ]> 


Dr. Halen: The destroyer = sank minutes after locating 
SCP-473. Why don't you start by explaining how your 
ship was damaged? 


XO: Well | know what happened, just not how. As we got 
closer to the site, these voices got louder. Below decks 
started reporting some hard knocking against the hull. It 
got rough as we got close. The ship started to vibrate a 
bit and some of the electronics shorted out. The captain 
ordered us to turn around, tried to get us out of there. But 
by the time we’d come about, they’d already started in on 
the bolts. 


Dr. Halen: Could you explain, please? 


extreme distress during activation events, which is hypothesized to 
be caused by immunity to this effect. 


SCP-3661 activation events last, on average, for 8 minutes and 43 
seconds. At the conclusion of activation events, SCP-3661-1 objects 
retract all wires through the passageways by which they entered. 
Internal imaging of SCP-3661-B instances during activation events 
shows [REDACTED]3. 


When another human approaches within approximately 5m during 
an activation event, SCP-3661-A objects fully retract all wires near- 
instantaneously (within 0.15 seconds). This procedure carries a risk 
(approximately 3%) of an apparent malfunction in which the wires 
fail to tunnel backward and create exit wounds instead, causing 
major tissue damage to SCP-3661-B. For this reason, tests involving 
contact between SCP-3661-A and SCP-3661-B require Ethics 
Committee review a safe zone of 15m has been established around 
the SCP-3661-B containment area. 


The internal injuries caused by exposure to SCP-3661-A activity are 
not detectable by civilian medical equipment, and are typically 
misdiagnosed as autoimmune disorders or other systemic 
conditions. Long-term exposure to SCP-3661-A activity causes fatal 
organ failure; SCP-3661-B instances that are not separated from the 
associated 3661-A object expire within 18 months. 


22% of SCP-3661-A objects in containment have been observed to 
cease activation before this time, and apparently become inert. No 
way to predict or control this phenomenon has been found. 
Research is ongoing. 


First encounter: The Foundation initially catalogued SCP-3661 
when routine data mining indicated possible anomalous activity 
during a 911 call in , on //i9. 


+ Partial transcript 
Operator: 911, what is your emergency? 


Caller: We have a doll in our daughter's bed, 
it's, it's a rabbit. From . There's strings 


coming out of it and they're going into her. Oh 
shit. Oh shit. Shhh. Oh no. 


O: Sir, | need your address. 


C: OK, OK. Um. avenue. Please, 
please, please, baby, shhh, come on, baby. 


O: Your daughter is tangled in strings from a 
doll? 


C: No, no, they're, they're going into her. Into 
her eye, and her neck. Fuck, there's one in her 
ear. Shhh. Oh, baby. It's going to be okay. 
Fuck. She won't stop crying. | can't get them 
out. 


O: Sir, do not attempt to remove - 


C: Oh, baby. It's going to be okay, baby, it's 
going to be okay. | already tried cutting them 
but they're like, metal, or something. Oh my 
poor baby. What the fuck is this. She's crying 
so much. 


O: Sir, a unit will be there soon. 

C: Fuck, | can see it through her neck. No, no, 
no, baby, don't move. This was her favorite 
bunny. Please stop crying. 


[Extraneous conversation expunged; for full 
transcript see Appendix A]. 


Police arrive 8 minutes and 23 seconds later. 


Civilian medical services transported the doll and the infant (later 
designated SCP 3661-A1 and 3661-B1, respectively) to hospital, 
where they were intercepted by foundation personnel. 


Surgeons at Site- were unable to separate SCP-3661-B1 from the 
object; the instance expired 4 hours and 28 minutes into the 
procedure. Autopsy revealed that the main cluster of wires had 


maneuvered around the eyeball to access [REDACTED], through 
the optic cavity. Additional wires had [REDACTED]s through the 
eardrum, and tunneled through the neck and thoracic cavity to make 
contact with the heart. 


Cover story 3661-CS1 ("loose-object strangulation") was 
established; MTF Sigma-12 ("Doctor Feelgoods") altered hospital 
records and witness accounts to match cover story. 


It is hypothesized that SCP-3661-A1 malfunctioned during the 
activation event, preventing its wires from retracting. No similar 
incident has been recorded during SCP-3661's containment. 


Addendum 
+ Incident report 06/26/2017 (L2 access) 


During routine examination, SCP-3661-B79 displayed 
symptoms of liver failure despite having been separated 
from SCP-3661-A79. Uncatalogued SCP-3661-A 
components were found in the mattress of SCP-3661- 
B79's containment cell. Review of security footage ruled 
out tampering by research team. Ability to breach 
containment justifies upgrade to Euclid status; upgrade 


requested. (Granted - L4 Director Hogue) 


+ Incident report 07/14/2017 (L3 access) 


During examination of SCP-3661-A's anomalous 
mechanical components, Junior researcher Pao noted a 
resemblance to [REDACTED]. 


Petition for special research access submitted to O5 via 
Director Hogue. Junior Researcher Pao, Junior 
Researcher Randall, and Senior Researcher Siczybski, 
with oversight from Research Task Force Omega-9 
("Blackboxers"), are to be given access to all SCP 
research files classification level |V and below for the 
purpose of cross-referencing this new information. 
Researchers consented to amnestic treatment following 
special access. 


+ From: 05-11 __s~ To: L4 Site Director Hogue 
Good morning, Director. 


Researchers Pao, Randall and Siczybski should each be 
given a commendation of merit, and 2 weeks paid leave, 
following their recovery. 


Per the findings of the Siczybski-Randall-Pao report, all 
technical data and other sensitive information about 
SCP-3661 is immediately reclassified at level IV security. 
RAISA will be censoring the documentation accordingly. 


Please inform the L4/3661 staff that we expect updated 
procedures to be in place by the end of this week. Your 
objections have been noted, but the Ethics Committee 
has already finished their assessment and found the new 
protocols to be necessary. Failure to comply risks a 
temporal paradox. The Blackboxers confirmed the 
results; they said we're lucky it hasn't happened already. 
We were never supposed to find these. 


Now that we know what they are, it's only a matter of 
time before the Hand and the Cl find out. Additional 
resources will be allocated to your site to enhance 
security. A full audit will be conducted by the compliance 
team to prevent the inevitable leaks for as long as we 
can. Congratulations on the former, and I'm sorry about 
the latter. 


We don't know when, but those probes will eventually be 
placed by the Foundation. Maybe by you or I. We 
wouldn't do this lightly. The mission they're on needs to 
succeed. 


Secure, contain, protect, 
O5-11 


+ Redacted technical information -- L4 ACCESS ONLY 


1: During activation, SCP-3661-A objects extrude hair- 


thin “wires” tipped with microscopic or near-microscopic 
surgical tools. 


2: SCP-3661-1 wires have also been observed to enter 
targets by making small incisions on the face, neck, or 
limbs and proceeding to tunnel under the skin and 
through muscle tissue to make contact with various 
organ systems. 


3: Internal imaging of SCP-3661-B instances during 
activation events shows that wires access internal 
organs and perform procedures apparently similar to 
biopsy or exploratory surgery. Tests with microgram- 
sensitive scales confirm that trace amounts of biomass 
from SCP-3661-B instances disappear during activation 
events; the means by which SCP-3661-A objects 
achieve this teleportation is unknown. 


4: Autopsy revealed that the main cluster of wires had 
maneuvered around the eyeball to access the prefrontal 
cortex and optic chiasm through the optic cavity. 


5: Additional wires had reached the temporal lobe and 
singulate gyrus through the eardrum, and tunneled 
through the neck and thoracic cavity to make contact 
with the heart. 


6: During examination of SCP-3661-A's anomalous 
mechanical components, Junior researcher Pao noted a 
resemblance to parts used in medical devices recently 
developed by the Foundation. 


SCP-3662: The Doomsday Clock 


Revision #105 of this document was prepared by: 


THE FOUNDATION AVIAN DIVISION 


In accordance with the Pluto Protocol 


Note: By order of Dr. Frederick Hoygull, the clearance level 
required to access this file has been lowered from 3/ 
GENERAL clearance to 1/GENERAL clearance, due to its 
relevance to the ongoing BE-Class "Migration" 
Scenario. 


Item #: SCP-3662 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3662 is to be contained 
within a standard Safe-class containment locker. If SCP-3662 must 
be relocated, no personnel are to make skin contact with SCP-3662 
during transit. The current SCP-3662-2 subject should be changed 
on a weekly basis as to not expose any individual to the Noosphere’ 
for an extended period of time. 


Description: SCP-3662 is a small cylindrical device encased in 
plate glass attached to a broad, flat base. The device is clockwork in 
nature although the mechanisms it utilizes have yet to be reverse- 
engineered. 


When a subject makes skin contact with SCP-3662, the subject, 
hereafter SCP-3662-1, will become increasingly fatigued. Brain 
functions of SCP-3662-1 will slow and, within one minute, all neural 
activity will cease. Upon total brain death, SCP-3662 will begin to 
click, hum and vibrate. SCP-3662-1's neural pathways will 


drastically change, and neurons will regain function. This massive 
restructuring causes SCP-3662-1 to believe they are the previous 
individual to utilize SCP-3662. 


It is proposed that SCP-3662 utilizes neural mapping techniques 
alongside Memetic Resonance Imaging to build a memetic 
construct of SCP-3662-1 which it then stores within its data center, 
destroying the neural mapping of the individual in the process. 
SCP-3662-1's body is then injected with the most recently added 
non-self memetic construct (hereafter SCP-3662-2).