Addendum 3359-02: Translation of the hieroglyphics within 
SCP-3359 have been completed and can be found in document 
3359-1. A synopsis of the text reveals a story relating the anomalous 
properties of SCP-3359 into a mythological setting consistent with 
ancient Egypt. The writings show an unnamed individual dying 
within SCP-3359 and being taken to the judgement hall of the 
afterlife by Anubis, wherein Osiris resides. Here, the unnamed 
individual presents a phallic object? to Osiris, who takes the object 
and wrests the unnamed individual from Anubis' hands, transporting 
them back to SCP-3359, now containing food offerings to the dead. 
The unnamed individual is given a shield-like aura by Osiris, which 
protects them from death. The next portion of the tale involves 
Anubis damaging this shield and draining the unnamed individual of 
blood. The unnamed individual goes and drains other people of their 
blood as a result of this. The end of the tale shows the unnamed 


individual in a healthier state with the shield fixed as they stand atop 
a mound of bodies. It is unknown how relevant this information may 
be in ascertaining the history of SCP-3359. 


Addendum 3359-03: During testing, Agent Khaled approached 
SCP-3359. Upon proximity to SCP-3359, SCP-3359-1 became 
agitated and used its hands and fingernails, which it had sharpened 
into effective cutting materials, to [DATA EXPUNGED], reforming in 
SCP-3359 in its desiccated state. SCP-3359-1 immediately attacked 
Agent Khaled. Agent Khaled remained alive for 3 minutes before 
blood loss resulted in exsanguination. Director overseeing the 
operation reprimanded for failure to contact site security. 


Addendum 3359-04: It has been proven that SCP-3359-1 is 
“replaced” after a new subject enters SCP-3359 and consumes any 
of the food within the tomb. After Agent Mohamed entered 
SCP-3359 on / / , SCP-3359-1a became visibly distressed, 
attempting self-destruction immediately. The attempt at self- 
destruction was halted by on-site security. After consuming food 
within SCP-3359, Agent Mohamed began expected transformation 
into SCP-3359-1. During the process, SCP-3359-1a’s body began 
disintegrating into fine dust. These events, deemed related, would 
prove that there can only be one SCP-3359-1 at any given time. 
Agent Mohamed, now referred to as SCP-3359-1b, is the current 
instance of SCP-3359-1. 


Interview 3359-1 


Interviewed: SCP-3359-1a 

Interviewer: Dr. 

Foreword: SCP-3359-1a, following rehydration, was 
questioned regarding details on SCP-3359. 
SCP-3359-1a was interviewed in its cell via intercom. 
SCP-3359-1’s Arabic speech has been translated for 
distribution in English-speaking branches. 
SCP-3359-1a's speech was slurred, and portions of it 
were incoherent. 


<Begin Interview> 


Dr. : Hello, SCP-3359-1a. 


SCP-3359-1a: [unintelligible] 


Dr. : So it says here that your name is 
Seth. Is this correct? 


SCP-3359-1a: Fuck you. 


Dr. : Please, remain civil and we can get 
through this faster. Now, is your birth name 
Seth Hall? 


SCP-3359-1a: No name. 


Dr. : | understand. But please, answer the 
question. 


SCP-3359-1a: Get me the fuck out of here. 


Dr. : You know | can't do that. We'll come 
back to that question. Now, when did you first 
come into contact with SCP-3359? 


SCP-3359-1a: The fuck is that? 


Dr. : I'm referring to the tomb you entered. 
The one that brought you into this 
predicament. 


SCP-3359-1a: [unintelligible] 
Dr. : Could you speak up? 


SCP-3359-1a: I'll kill you! I'll rip your skin from 
your bones! 


Dr. : SCP-3359-1a, please. You know you 
can't do that in this position. It would be best 
for you to cooperate in order to finish this 
interview. So, could you please describe the 
effects of SCP-3359? 


SCP-3359-1a: | can live forever! | have a new 


life! [unintelligible shouting] The weak exist to 
die to feed me to let me live their red red 
blood- 


Dr. : Please remain focused. Did you enter 
SCP-3359 and eat the food inside of it? 


SCP-3359-1a attacked the walls of its cell and 
offered no response. After approximately 8 
minutes of agitation, SCP-3359-1a continued 
the interview, fatigued. 


SCP-3359-1a: It gave me food. | couldn't say 
no to food. | was dying. | never have to worry 
about dying again. How much longer is this 
interview? 


Dr. : | have a couple more questions. How 
long have you been involved with SCP-3359? 


SCP-3359-1a: Damn questions. The room let 
me live for longer than anyone could care to 
remember. Dammit, your people won't be 
looking at their little cameras forever. Tomb 
will free me. Your skin pierced and your blood 
flowing- 


Dr. : SCP-3359-1a, answer the questions. 
How many people have you killed? 


SCP-3359-1a: So many, but not enough! | will 
reach the bloody limit and gain a real life 
forever when the streets flow red and the 
bodies lie dry in the streets where | will walk 
and feed and live and be freed forever among 
the bright moon and dry- 


Dr. : That's enough. On another matter, 
you need hydration to convert to your normal 
human form. Why do you only seek blood? 
Why not use, say, a river? 


SCP-3359-1a: You can eat dirt. Why don't 
you? Go and eat some damn grass you 
fucking idiot and tell me why the hell you don't 
do it! Fuck! You fucking cattle! | will rip you 
apart! 


Dr. : The questions will now conclude. The 
interview is officially over. 


SCP-3359-1a: Masses of people waiting to be 
killed and let me live. | will kill and eat and kill 

and eat! Osiris grant me strength to consume 

the blood of these weak bastards! Your death 

will only power me! 


<End Interview> 
Interview 3359-2 


Interviewed: SCP-3359-1b 

Interviewer: Dr. 

Foreword: SCP-3359-1b, following rehydration, was 
questioned regarding details about the SCP-3359-1 
experience. Due to good behavior, SCP-3359-1b was 
allowed a face-to-face interview outside of its cell. 
SCP-3359-1b was restrained and site security team 
remained on-call. SCP-3359-1b proved cooperative with 
the Foundation’s requests. 


Dr. :SCP-3359-1b, for your ease, would 
you prefer to be called any other name during 
the course of this interview? 


SCP-3359-1b: My name’s Samir! You know 
this, |! Come on, don’t act like we’ve never 
met before. 


Dr. : Apologies, Samir. Just a formality. So 
please, describe the transformation experience 
of SCP-3359. 


SCP-3359-1b: I’m in hell, .1 die every 30 
days. Do you know what that’s like? | can’t live 
like this. | constantly feel myself getting closer 
to death each day. | was, what, 20 last week? | 
gotta be almost 40 now. And | feel it. 
Goddamn do | feel it. 


Dr. : Please continue. 


SCP-3359-1b: This isn’t life. I’m not really 
living. I’m just waiting to die before it can take 
over and make me a monster. And that’s the 
worst part of this existence. 


Dr. _: Elaborate. 


SCP-3359-1b: | don’t want to. | really don’t 
want to. But | know wanting doesn’t get you 
very far if you’re like me. You know the basics 
of what happens every 30 days. | disappear. A 
dessiccated aberration appears in the tomb 
with my body. And it’s me, don’t get me wrong. 
| know everything I’m doing. And | can’t control 
it. 


Dr. :So you are aware of your actions in 
your dehydrated state, but you cannot control 
them. Please explain. 


SCP-3359-1b: It's about thirst. There’s a thirst 
in that dry, dry body, more unbearable than 
you could ever think. All | know then is that | 
need to drink. Blood, more than anything else. 
All | can do is watch as | kill people, rip them 
apart. With my own hands! 


Dr. _: Thank you. That is enough information. 
The interview will be terminated and you will 
be escorted back to your cell. 


SCP-3359-1b: Wait! , please don’t go! You 


« SCP-432 | SCP-433 | SCP-434 » 


need to do me a favor. This isn’t life. | know 
that | am living a fate worse than death. I’m 
living a fate full of constant death. | feel the 
pain of dying every month. You don’t 
understand what this feels like, you never will. 
So you owe me. End this. Let me die. Put 
another agent through that tomb, and let me 
fall to dust. Please. There’s nothing I’ve ever 
wanted more. 


Closing Statement: SCP-3359-1b has been deemed 
ideal in continued containment. Its application for 
termination has been denied. 


Footnotes 

1. Refer to addendum 3359-02 for further hieroglyphic analysis 

2. This may be in reference to the myth of the resurrection of Osiris, 
in which all of his deceased body parts were recovered and 
assembled except for the phallus, which was lost. 


SCP-3360: Proletariart, by San Francisco Jones 


Item #: SCP-3360 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3360 is contained within 
the center of a Standard Humanoid Containment Cell. The floor of 
the cell should be 6 meters by 6 meters, and SCP-3360 is to be 
placed in the exact center. Tests conducted upon SCP-3360 and 
requests to construct new instances of SCP-3360 should be 
approved by the Level 3 Researcher assigned to it. 


The Foundation webcrawler program ANTISTALLMAN has been 
programmed to continually scour the web and remove SCP-3360's 
source code and assembly instructions wherever found. Mobile Task 
Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") is to be deployed to locations where 
anomalous artwork is reported to appear overnight. 


Copies of SCP-3360's source code, parts list, and assembly 
instructions are available from the Site-42 Robotics department 
upon request. 


Description: SCP-3360 is a humanoid automaton designed by San 
Francisco Jones, a noted hacktivist and anarchist member of the 
anartist collective Are We Cool Yet?. Although the specific details of 
SCP-3360's appearance vary depending on its construction, it is 1.7 
meters tall and built in a human body plan. It features a pair of 
cameras and an electroencephalogram in its head, several 
microcontrollers distributed throughout the body, and capacitance- 
based proximity sensors in the extremities. SCP-3360 also has fully 
articulated joints, degrees of freedom of movement, and mobility 
equivalent to a normal human. 


SCP-3360's primary anomaly is its ability to seemingly extract the 
memories of individuals who pass by it and then create anart based 
on art that has been conceptualized by said individuals. During 


daylight hours SCP-3360 will remain inert. At night, it will activate 
and seek out tools and materials, which it will then use to construct 
anart of varying size and complexity in public locations. Said works 
of anart invariably feature the name of an individual somewhere on 
the work, who in turn passed by SCP-3360 at some point in the day 
and has conceived of or attempted to build a work in the past similar 
to the one constructed by SCP-3360. SCP-3360 possesses extreme 
artistic skill; it has created artwork in numerous forms ranging from 
Roman-style sculptures to pop art oil paintings and ceramics. 
However, SCP-3360 does not appear to have a distinct style. 
SCP-3360 will remain inert at night if no sapient entities pass within 
its two-meter range during the day. 


SCP-3360's source code and building instructions have been 
published to various online repositories under the GNU General 
Public License 3. While the instance of SCP-3360 in custody is 
made of 3D-printed polyethylene, it can be constructed almost 
entirely from off-the-shelf materials such as PVC and shower curtain 
rods!. SCP-3360's source code is written in C and C++ and is not 
anomalous by itself, though several of its optimization techniques 
and machine learning algorithms have been adopted by the 
Foundation's computer science research departments. 


Discovery Log: 


SCP-3360 was discovered in Boston, Massachusetts, by Mobile 
Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") while investigating a series of 
anomalous art pieces that had abruptly begun appearing seemingly 
overnight in the weeks leading up to its capture. The anomaly was 
first discovered raiding an art store near Northeastern University for 
acrylic paint; it was then tracked to and captured? at a construction 
site while collecting brick and mortar from the site. Pi-1 was able to 
locate and destroy the work being constructed: a brick wall painted 
with an unfinished mural of a stylized, cartoon-like road tunnel. 
Several partial glyphs corresponding to intangibility runes were also 
painted on the mural. 


SCP-3360 README: 


Proletariart - open source robot to automate production 
of art 


Copyright (C) 2017 San Francisco Jones 
senoj.ocsicn|rfnas#senoj.ocsicn|rfnas 


Proletariart is free software: you can redistribute it and/or 
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public 
License as published by the Free Software Foundation, 
either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any 
later version. 


This program is distributed in the hope that it will be 
useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even 
the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or 
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the 
GNU General Public License for more details. 


You should have received a copy of the GNU General 
Public License along with this program. If not, see 
<http: //www.gnu.org/licenses/>. 


Proletariart - Prole, as | like to call it - is a robot built to to 
democratize the process of creating art. All you need to 
do is stand next to it, think about what you want to 
create, and let Prole do the rest. Prole handles the 
design, materials, build site, and construction. It also only 
works at night, to avoid disturbing people during the day, 
but you can change that if you want. Heck, you can 
change whatever you want! Prole is easy to build and 
customize; everything is modular, it can be built with off- 
the-shelf parts, and the software is yours to modify. 


Stephen Jay Gould once said, "| am, somehow, less 
interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s 
brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent 
have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." 
Likewise, | wonder how many people with Picasso's 
talent or vision have wasted away in front of a cash 
register or backhoe. Prole is meant to give those people 
- to give you - the chance to share their vision with the 
world. To make it a better place. 


Art is cool. Prole is cool. You want to be cool too, right? 


Guess what? 
You already are. 


Stay cool, 
San Francisco Jones 


Addendum: SCP-3360 Testing Log 


Following SCP-3360's capture and analysis, a second instance was 
constructed using off-the-shelf parts. All tests were conducted on 
both instances with no difference in results. Selected test logs are 
available below. 


Test Procedure: Inactive instances of SCP-3360 were placed 
across from each other. One test subject walked in range between 
them. At night, both instances were given access to a vetted 
materials lab and workshop with tools for rapid concept prototyping 
(thus lacking any anomalous or explosive materials). 


+ Show Testing Log 


Testing Individual Resulting Art Notes 
D-13372, who was Three statues D-13372 reported 
a sculptor prior to standing side by| that one of his final 
incarceration. side, of two men| commissions was 
and a woman. for a similar art 
One of the men is piece, which was 
holding hands with unfinished at the 
the woman, time of 
though his head | incarceration. The 
periodically rotatesfaces of the 
to look at the other statues holding 
man. The second hands were 
man is looking identified as 
straight ahead. belonging to 
D-01828 and 
D-01828's ex-wife; 
the third statue 
was of D-13372. 
D-01828, a part-| A 3D printer After one hour, the 


time animal 
activist who 
campaigned 
against so-called 


modified to print; game will ask the 
biological material player to prolong 
that is connecteo_ the creature's 

to a laptop lifespan through 


designer breeds of computer running an in-game market 
pets prior to being the video game | using a real credit