Distance: Center of entrance foyer (5m) 

Time: 8 minutes 

Output: Apple has been rendered partially indistinct 
visually and to touch. 

Comments: It's hard to tell whether the apple is whole, 
cut, ripe, or rotted out. 


Input: 2kg cube of iron 


Distance: Center of entrance foyer 

Time: 8 minutes 

Output: No physical changes detected; block 
continuously vibrated slightly for approximately 64 
minutes after exposure 

Comments: The ringing was the worst thing about this 
test. | could barely think while it was making that awful 
noise. Eventually | got used to it... when it stopped, | 
only noticed because the discomfort went away. 


Input: One apple, red delicious variety 

Distance: Center of entrance foyer 

Time: 20 minutes 

Output: Unknown 

Comments: / have no idea what happened to the apple, 
or where it is. Maybe it's in the chamber with SCP-3005 
somehow. 


Input: 2kg cube of iron 

Distance: Center of entrance foyer 

Time: 20 minutes 

Output: No physical changes detected; block 
continuously vibrated for at least 5 hours. 
Comments: /t sounded better this time. 


Input: One (1) D-Class subject (6-95-241) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: 8 minutes 

Output: Viscera. 

Comments: Subject appears to have been flung apart. 


Input: One (1) document (encyclopedia transcript 
containing basic factual information about the species 
Buteo jamaicensis) 

Distance: Center of entrance foyer 

Time: Eight (8) minutes 

Output: One (1) document, variable 

Comments: “Document” might not be the right word, but | 
don't know what else to call it. It's like exposure to 
SCP-3005 shredded the paper and left information 
behind. It's slippery. Trying to pick it up changes it. First 


it's a socialist political system, then it's a way to cook 
pork using special equipment. | managed to scrape it into 
a bucket and stow it in a locker. When | check in on it, a 
party game stares up at me. 


Input: One (1) D-Class subject (6-95-278) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: Five minutes 

Output: Moderate physical distress (nonlethal); severe 
mental distress 

Comments: She's a mess. She threw up a few times (not 
in the game bucket) and eventually her stomach calmed 
down, but she's still in shock over being around that thing 
for so long. | cleaned up her fingers and she's 
recuperating. I'll call in a transfer to psych eval. 


Input: 1 phonograph, turned on 

Distance: Center of entrance foyer 

Time: 82 seconds (aborted) 

Output: 

Comments: Had to stop the test early. Sound doesn't get 
out of these, but it kept getting louder until | could feel 
the music rattling the facility. | was afraid that it was 
going to bring down the facility. 


Input: 1 (ONE) D-Class subject (6-95-222) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: FIVE (5) minutes 

Output: Severe physical distress (nonlethal) 

Comments: / sent him in to try to get as close to 
SCP-3005 if possible. Touch it, if he can, and try to make 
it respond. He got too close, but refused to enter the 
containment chamber itself. He was babbling about how 
SCP-3005 wouldn't let him near, threatened somehow to 
send him somewhere else and then be free. You can tell 
he got too close — I'll leave it to medical to describe the 
extent of the damage — but emotionally he's pretty okay. 
Makes a lot more sense than the last one out. Actually, 
did she ever get transferred? 


Input: 1 (1) 1 D-Class subject (1-51-515) 


Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: 55 (55) minutes 

Output: Viscera 

Comments: /t turns out | forgot to request a transfer for 
the first subject. | went to fix it but she’s not in the rest 
area. | don't know where she went. This has been a 
rough couple of days for me. I've been sleeping in my 
office, lately, because | don't feel like leaving work. It's 
been almost an hour. More tests. 


Input: 25kg cube of iron 

Distance: Center of entrance foyer 
Time: 90 minutes 

Output: No physical changes detected 
Comments: Still ringing. 


Input: One one D-Class subject (21-21-21) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: Two Two Minutes 

Output: Moderate physical and emotional distress 
Comments: We cleaned this one up and helped them 
back up to speed. He'll recover fastest of all from the 
pink light. | requested the psych transfer, but nobody's 
shown up yet. 


Input: (2) D-Class subjects (2) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: 5 

Output: Severe physical and mental distress. Viscera. 
Comments: This one was going to be another regular 
test, but the one from last time wanted back in. He didn't 
make it this time. Or was the other one the one flung 
apart? | remember their faces pretty well, but | don't think 
this one looks like either of them. 


Input: One (1) D-Class subject (6-95-278) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: Five minutes 

Output: Moderate physical distress (nonlethal); severe 
mental distress 

Comments: They've been restless. The D-Class (I call 


them D-Class, | could swear one of them used to be Dr. 
Watkins) need something to keep them occupied, but 
nothing makes sense to them anymore. Everything 
except the Betamax melted into the floor. | checked the 
tapes... | checked the tapes and they're madness. 
Everyone keeps changing. But it should be enough to 
hold them at bay. Maybe now they'll stop playing that 
damned record on the intercom speakers. 


Input: Various Betamax and VHS tapes, books, and 
compact discs 

Distance: Gathered around the center of the entrance 
foyer 

Time: Five (5) (five) 

Output: 7 Betamax tapes, various (variable) (seven) 
Comments: Just a repeat of the first D-Class test that 
worked. | copied over everything, including the D-Class 
number. Better than making them up. It's a completely 
different person. Anyway, | needed to replace the first 
one because the new one told me she was dead. | asked 
him to deal with the body and he said “don't worry about 
the body”. I'm surprised, because she wasn't flung apart 
and | haven't seen anyone else around here in a long 
while. Who deals with the bodies? Is anyone cleaning 
the test chamber? 


Input: One (one) power drill (one) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: N/A 

Output: 83cm gap in SCP-3005 containment chamber 
Comments: | needed to do this. They're all smarter than | 
am. Not smarter, really. Higher up? I'm in charge, I'm the 
doctor, but how long is that going to last? | keep getting 
confused... and look what they've been doing with the 
staff. Turns out there's a good reason | haven't seen 
anyone around lately. | guess this is why they terminate 
all these guys after a month. Whatever's going on, | can't 
think about it right now. I've seen the light and I'm so 
confused. How did | know it was pink? 


Dr. [overlapping]: It’s normal. No change. 


Dr. : D-1022, is it colder in the room than it was 
before? 


D-1022: Get me out of here. I’m not telling you anything 
else until you let me out. 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 
Experiment Logs 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 


362-E005 

Date: 03/06/20 

D-2323, recruited specifically for this experiment due to his skill at 
dart-throwing, wore SCP-362 for five minutes. After-effects lasted 
two minutes and thirty six seconds. During this period, D-2323 was 
encouraged to throw darts at the figures and report verbally on 
results. Due to panic which D-2323 experienced, subject utilized 
only one minute and six seconds of time available to him. Findings 
seem to confirm hypothesis based on previous experiments: figures 
will phase through walls, blink in and out of visibility, and/or move 
more quickly than seems possible in order to avoid contact with 
either biological objects or non-biological objects introduced into the 
chamber with hostile intent. 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 


362-E012 

Date: 05/12/20 

44 D-class personnel introduced into chamber prior to 
experimentation. Subjects became claustrophobic. Staff introduced 
a mild tranquilizing gas into chamber to avoid compromising the 
experiment. Afterward, D-3197 wore SCP-362 for 5 minutes, and, 
during that time, led the other participants in a chorus of the 
television show's theme song. This appears to have been the result 
of introducing the gas into the chamber, and is likely not an effect of 
SCP-362, though further experimentation may be necessary to 
confirm this hypothesis. After D-3197 was instructed to remove 


Input: Dr. A 

Distance: Opposite wall, where the pink light lands 
Time: N/A 

Output: See comments 

Comments: / knew | needed the pink light, but | didn't 
want it like they had it. It works on brains different from 
how bodies work. So | drilled a hole right through the 
chamber, right at forehead level. Let a shaft of pink light 
shine straight in, shimmering like through water. It hums 
when | touch it, which is the secret. It reaches straight 
into my head. It doesn't have to leave my organs like 
apples. What I'm actually learning, that doesn't go here. 
I'll be keeping a notebook for it. 


Input: One D-Class subject (N/A/N/A/N/A) 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: 1 (one) minute, 1 (one) minute, 1 (one) minute, 1 
(one) minute, 1 (one) minute 

Output: Moderate mental distress, moderate physical 
distress, severe physical distress, severe mental 
distress, viscera 

Comments: One of the other D-Class. | don't have a 
number. The database keeps failing. They wanted back 
in, so | gave them a minute at a time. Each time | asked 
for more information about it. Eventually they stopped 
making sense. The pink light hasn't been helping that... 
probably | need more of it. At least they were flung apart. 
| heard the D-Class talking outside my office, when they 
thought | was sleeping. They've been breaking in. 
They've been playing the game. 


Input: Dr. A 

Distance: The light 

Time: N/A 

Output: N/A 

Comments: These are not the only worlds. There are 
many times and few worlds and these are two of them. | 
might have thought if | had thought that the pink light 
builds upon. That it gives you this other place, your other 
self, forces them into you until you are flung apart. No. 


The pink light strips away and takes from you. It takes 
that special part that keeps you there, in that first world, 
and brings you here. This light outshines your inner light 
until it's gone. | write in my notebook about SCP-3005 
and what | think it was made for, and why it began to 
give off the pink light, and why it can never ever stop. | 
can't leave the facility, none of us can. We aren't ready 
for what's out there. My notebook is full. 


Input 1 (ONE) Betamax camcorder, running 

Distance Center of entrance foyer 

Time: Three (5) minutes 

Output: Broken, melted in space, tape still works 
Comments: Video on, audio off. Can look directly now. 
Not too much damage. Nobody here to read this, maybe 
D-Class when I'm away, but | need to tell a director or an 
overseer or anyone who can tell everybody to stop using 
those . All of you. They're chained and lobotomized 
but all it takes is to catch the surf. An ‘Ss safe on shore 
but it's the last thing you want to hold when you're 
drowning. 


Input: 1 (ONE) notebook 

Distance: Entrance foyer 

Time: 5 (FIVE) minutes, 5 (FIVE) minutes 

Output: 1 (ONE) religion 

Comments: A light that died is shining in the water. 


Input: D-Class subjects (N/A) (N/A) (N/A) 

Distance: Containment chamber 

Time: Five (5) 

Output: Viscera 

Comments: They all went in. They still had me do it. 
Maybe they still respected that | was the doctor. Maybe 
they just wanted to leave me out. Even if I'm half there 
already. Even if | can't tell what is there and what isn't 
(can you?). But | have a special plan. | always covered 
up the hole | drilled so they didn't see it. | have another 
way in. | can find out what I've forgotten. There are no 
more test subjects and nobody else. There is only one 


way in. The booth needs to be operated, but | have a 
special plan. Don't worry about the body. | just need to 
know if my shaft of pink light will make me flung apart. 


Input: 
Distance: 
Time: 
Output: 
Comments: 


Input: dont 
Distance: worri 
Time: abot 
Output: the 
Comments: bodee 


Input: 

Distance: five (5) five (5) five (5) five (5) five (5) 
Time: 

Output: 

Comments: 


SCP-3006: Twice The Number One 


Item #: SCP-3006 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Online video distribution sites 
impacted by SCP-3006 are to be monitored by Foundation 
webcrawlers. Manifestations of videos containing SCP-3006 are to 
be removed upon posting and/or detection. Foundation personnel 
embedded in the Alphabet corporation are to ensure that no 
members of the public are able to view SCP-3006. It is estimated 
that, without proper implementation of the containment procedures, 
most videos on the global public internet would be affected within 
128 hours. 


The Foundation has not found any ways to prevent additional 
SCP-3006 videos from being posted. No other SCP objects are to 
be referred to in the documentation. 


Description: SCP-3006 is a video titled "we are number one except 
every time you play it there are twice as many robbie rottens but the 
room is the same size[nsfw]' which was posted to the YouTube 
video hosting service on October 12th, 2016. It features a musical 
clip from the show "Lazy Town" that, on repeated playbacks, causes 
a number of humanoids identical to Icelandic actor Stefan Karl 
Stefansson to appear. 


Videos impacted by SCP-3006 are capable of spreading their 
effects, primarily by being posted in threads where multiple non- 
affected videos are present. Within 1-5 minutes of being linked to, all 
other videos linked in the same thread will begin manifesting 
SCP-3006's effects. Humans or living humanoids featured in videos 
will double with each playback, including individuals who are off- 
screen such as cameramen and sound personnel. The effect is 
exponential in that, upon each playback, the number of subjects in 
each videos doubles. For example, a video containing 2 subjects will 


instead have 4 upon the second playback, the third would have 8, 
and the 5th 32. None of these entities appear to have knowledge of 
SCP-3006's effect, and find it highly distressing. 


Although affecting linked videos, SCP-3006 effect is unique to each 
viewer; that is, SCP-3006's effect is dependent on how many times 
the individual person has watched the video. If more than one 
subject is viewing it, this effect will occur based on who physically 
initiated playback. If the subject views a series of videos the effect 
will also carry over to the next one. 


SCP-3006 primarily appears to affect videos taking place in 
enclosed environments, although this cannot be confirmed as a 
deliberate effect. Once affected by SCP-3006, it is not possible for 
recorded subjects to exit the area in which the video is taking place. 
At a certain point, affected subjects will begin perishing due to 
overheating, exposure, or crushing force from exponential 
humanoids instantaneously appearing at the beginning of video 
playback. This does not prevent SCP-3006's effect from persisting. 


Eventually, playback reaches a point where the camera and sound 
equipment are destroyed due to intense viscera pressure in the 
enclosed space. At this time, the appearance of the video is 
variable, with non-anomalous graphics spliced with corrupted digital 
images. 


SCP-3006 was initially discovered after social media reports of 
unusual videos came to Foundation attention. 11,346 individuals 
who viewed the first anomalous instance of SCP-3006 were tracked 
down and given Class-C amnestics. After interrogation, several 
subjects featured in the initial video were determined to be non- 
anomalous and were given Class-B amnestics. 


As of 01/18/2017, SCP-3006 is classified as Euclid. 
Addendum: Examples of Affected Videos 
Title: 


Video Description: 


SCP-3006 effect: 


Colin Furze 


Title: So What IF loads of fireworks exploded 
in my Van