Item Description: A karaoke machine. Anyone who talks in the 
microphone will have their voice changed to that of a Japanese 
teenage girl, with anything spoken or sung being automatically 
translated as well. The voice itself varies slightly from person to 
person. 

Date of Recovery: - -2002 

Location of Recovery: A nightclub in Prefecture 

Current Status: Stationed at Site-32's break room for recreation. 


Item Description: A vial of white powder that is capable of causing 
severe headaches. 

Date of Recovery: [REDACTED] 

Location of Recovery: Brooklyn, New York 

Current Status: Destroyed in incinerator I-22. 


Item Description: A self-reviewing notebook. A short piece of 
criticism will be written after any text written in the book. As well as 
reviewing fiction for its value as a novel, it appears to be able to fact 
check both fiction and nonfiction, and will suggest potential 
improvements. 

Date of Recovery: - - 

Location of Recovery: A book of the week club in = Spain. 

Current Status: In storage at Site-14. Suggestion for use as an aid 
to research in anomalous and mainstream studies pending approval. 


Item Description: A single feather that appears to be constantly 
changing in color, the feather's color seems to change 
approximately every two seconds. When music is played within a 12 
meter radius, the feather reacts to this stimuli by changing colors 
much quicker than normal, much like a strobe light, the speed of 
which it changes seems to vary depending on the speed, beat, tone, 
and tempo of the song/music being played. 

Date of Recovery: 07-2 -20 

Location of Recovery: Found in what appears to be an old and 
abandoned club in , Philippines. 

Current Status: Kept in storage and used during Christmas parties. 


Item Description: A maths textbook whose contents can only be 
remembered by smoking the pages. Pages regenerate after thirty 


minutes. 

Date of Recovery: 16-7-2010 

Location of Recovery: , Australia 
Current Status: In storage 


Item Description: A man in his mid-30's, capable of twirling any 
object on his index finger at extreme speeds, regardless of size, 
mass, chemical composition, or shape of said object in relation to 
his own body. 

Date of Recovery: 03-06-2012 

Location of Recovery: Sunderland, Massachusetts 

Current Status: In low-threat humanoid containment, Site-12 


Item Description: A 40z cup of | brand applesauce, contents 

nonperishable. Expiration date always matches current date. 

Date of Recovery: 6-18-2016 

Location of Recovery: Gold Hill, Oregon 

Current Status: Inadvertently consumed by Junior Researcher 
suffered mild indigestion but recovered within 12 hours. 


Item Description: A brand record player. Only plays 
"What is Love?" by Haddaway, no matter what record is placed in it. 
Date of Recovery: 05-25-2011 

Location of Recovery: A record store in Kiev, Ukraine 

Current Status: In the office of Dr. , at his personal request. 
What? | really like the song. - Dr. 


Item Description: A goldfish which produces a constant stream of 
fresh water from its mouth at the rate of 10.9 L/s. 

Date of Recovery: 12-10-2016 

Location of Recovery: Rhodehampton, New South Wales 
Current Status: Forcibly imploded following a blockage in the 
drainage system for its tank. 


Item Description: A 3D jigsaw sphere whose pieces, when 
disassembled, form two identical copies of the same sphere. Lost 
pieces of an individual sphere will occasionally be found inside 
another sphere when disassembling it. 

Date of Recovery: 07-03-2016 

Location of Recovery: Bowral, New south Wales 

Current Status: Initially, three completed puzzles were recovered — 


the pieces for fifteen more were found inside those spheres. Further 
testing has resulted in the construction of four additional whole 
spheres. 


Item Description: A blank portrait sized canvas similar in 
appearance to SCP-1074. Whenever a memetic or info hazardous 
object is painted on the canvas, it will transfer into the painting. (Yes, 
even SCP-1074 itself.) 

Date of Recovery: 7-11-2016 

Location of Recovery: Augusta, Kansas. 

Current Status: Deemed neutralized once SCP-055 was painted 
onto the canvas. Last seen in a containment locker in Site 17. 

How the hell did someone manage to draw 055 onto this? -Dr. 


Item Description: A cube constructed of concrete which will 
produce asap fromthe _ tree every two (2) to four (4) hours. Sap 
has been tested but has proven to have no anomalous properties. 
Date of Recovery: -20-1998 

Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], Switzerland 

Current Status: In the storage of Area 01 Site 17 with weekly 
cleaning from Janitorial Crews. Personnel under the security level of 
two (2) should not be permitted near the object following the near 
destruction of the object by Dr. James Write. 

Note: I'm surprised that the sap has no anomalous properties. | 
mean, where does it come from? How is the sap made? Maybe it's a 
hidden form of teleportation! - Dr. Houston 


Item Description: A Mac-Book that when any video is played using 
the device will redirect to a video of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give 
You Up. 

Date of Recovery: - -200 

Location of Recovery: __, Arizona 

Current Status: Undergoing maintenance after unknown damaging 
of screen. 

Did this computer just rick roll me? - Dr. Animus 


Item Description: A D20 die that will never land on anything greater 
than 5. 

Date of Recovery: - -2016 

Location of Recovery: D.N.D. club 

Current Status: In Site- 's storage closet 


Item Description: A signed picture of Ethan Klein from the 
YouTube channel "h3h3Productions", that causes the viewer to 
cough until it is taken out of their line of sight. 

Date of Recovery: - -2016 

Location of Recovery: In the personal collection of the deceased 


Current Status: In a low-value containment locker at Site-37. 
Site personnel are not to place bets on how long they can look at 
this item for. Also, whoever found this, keep it up, proud of you. - 
Site Director Levy 


Item Description: A Standard Computer Keyboard, Connected By 
A USB Cord. When The Peripheral Is Connected To Any Computer, 
It Automatically Capitalizes All Words Typed By It. There Are No 
Apparent Restrictions To This Effect. 

Date Of Recovery: 11-09-2016 

Location Of Recovery: , Ohio, USA 

Current Status: Connected To The PC Of Dr. 

Note: | Don't Mind Typing Like This. It's Pretty Fun To @!$# People 
Off With It. - Dr. 


Item Description: A Northern Mockingbird (Mimus polygiottus) that 
can imitate any human phrase spoken to it. However, it always 
repeats these phrases in German, regardless of what language they 
were initially spoken in. 

Date of Recovery: 11-14-2016 

Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], North Carolina 

Current Status: In a low-security animal containment unit at Site-65 


Item Description: A combat knife with a serrated blade anda 
wooden handle. whenever this knife is used with the intention of 
harm the knife blade will disappear through unknown means. This 
event is un-observable and happens instantaneously. When in this 
anomalous state any person(s) "stabbed" with the knife will 
instantaneously and unavoidably whisper the phrase "I'm dead" and 
lie down. After about 4 minutes the victim will reawaken unharmed 
with no recollection of the event. 

Date of Recovery: 05-09-2016 

Location of Recovery: 

Current Status: Secured in Site- 78's non-sentient storage wing 


Note: When we found this wouldn't stop stabbing me with it. 
Couldn't stop the bastard either. - from Recovery Team 


Item Description: A purple and black mechanical pencil. 
Examination shows no brand names or logos anywhere on the 
surface of the object. When the top of the mechanical pencil is 
pushed down it reveals standard pencil lead. Testing reveals that 
although the pencil only seems to have 10 cm of this lead every time 
the top is pushed down more appears instantaneously. Any attempts 
to remove the pencil lead from the object have resulted in failure. 
Date of Recovery: 07-05-2007 

Location of Recovery: Secondary School. : 

Current Status: In possession of Assistant Researcher . Lost. 


Item Description: An empty USB flash drive. 
Describing the object in question on any 
electronic program will cause each word in the 
document to redirect to a seemingly random YouTube 
video. If the name of an existing YouTube user is 
mentioned within the document, it will link to one 
of their videos (Example: "PewDiePie’). 

Date of Recovery: 19-06-2002 

Location of Recovery: Connected to the computer of 
Foundation containment specialist 

Current status: [REDACTED]. 


Item Description: A 36 year old Caucasian male who constantly 
demands physical contact with human beings, despite being 
completely inside-out. He doesn't show the need to breathe, eat, 
drink or excrete waste matter. A translucent secretion covers his 
body which causes all homo sapiens who come into contact with it 
to explode violently in a matter of seconds. 

Date of Recovery: 12-25-2008 

Location of Recovery: Found wandering the streets in Los 
Angeles, California 

Current Status: Contained in a sealed chamber in Site-88's 
sentient anomaly wing. 

Note: Under no circumstances are personnel to use the secreted 
goo for pranks or practical jokes. Remember the golden rule, you 
wouldn't want someone to make you explode with shiny goo from a 


It transpired that, upon tracking SCP-897 to the nearby town of ; 
Agent attempted to restrain it, and accidentally shot it in the 
head, initiating a spontaneous brain transplant. Agent __'s body 
quickly expired due to massive brain damage. The mind of the 
original SCP-897 was lost in the process. The fact that SCP-897's 
body has now been entirely replaced (meaning the original person 
technically no longer exists) has led some researchers to theorize 
that SCP-897 is not a person, but a localized abstract anomalous 
effect. Because Agent is mentally stable and willing to cooperate 
with the Foundation, SCP-897 has been downgraded to Safe. 


« SCP-896 | SCP-897 | SCP-898 » 


strange inside-out man. - Dr. Blackbox 


Item Description: A 3 liter sample of freshwater in a standard soda 
bottle that does not change its physical state regardless of 


temperature. 
Date of Recovery: 11-25-2014 
Location of Recovery: office building in , Florida. 


Current Status: In storage at Site- 


Item Description: A volcano-shaped cake that erupts approximately 
every 30 days with either red, luminescent icing or 1500 degrees 
centigrade lava. The cake is both immune to this lava and doesn't 
go stale. The item has no place to store either of the liquids it erupts 
Date of Recovery: 04-13-2007 

Location of Recovery: A Pompeiian bakery. 

Current Status: Held in Site- Cafeteria cold-storage Went into 
dormancy after being exposed to continual cold-storage 
temperatures. Currently in heated room to attempt to 'revive' the 
item. 


Item Description: A monarch butterfly (Danaus plexippus) 
approximately 7.5x smaller than average members of its species 
(measured 5 millimeters in wingspan) 

Date of Recovery: 03-13-2016 

Location of Recovery: , Mexico 

Current Status: Contained within a terrarium in Site-66 Deceased 
as of 07-25-2016 


Item Description: A Heckler & Koch HK416 D10RS carbine. When 
the fire selector is set to a setting other than "Safe", any lifeform who 
comes in contact with the weapon will spontaneously hear the song 
"Shoot to Thrill" by the band AC/DC playing on a loop for as long as 
they remain in contact. 

Date of Recovery: 04-11-2016 

Location of Recovery: gun show, Texas, United States 
Current Status: In storage at Site-19. Available at request for firing 
range usage. 


Item Description: A name tag with the name "Steve" written on the 
front. Upon placing the name tag on a person's chest, the person 
will claim that their name has always been Steve, regardless of 


gender. 

Date of Recovery: 08-16-2016 

Location of Recovery: CO, United States 
Current Status: In storage at Site-17 


Item Description: An Armenian style crucifix that emits high pitched 
squeals by unknown means when exposed to poultry products. 
Date of Recovery: 04-17-19 

Location of Recovery: , Armenia 

Current Status: In a safe located at Site-19. 


Item Description: A chess set made from English Oak. When the 
pieces are moved on the board they generate specific sounds 
audible only to the players. Moving a piece creates sounds similar to 
clanging metal or galloping horses, while removing a piece from play 
generates sounds of punching or clashing metal. At the end of a 
game a trumpet fanfare will play for 3 seconds. 

Date of Recovery: 13-02-1992 

Location of Recovery: Primary School, Serbia 
Current Status: In the Area 53 break room. 


Item Description: An apple tree whose fruit has been described as 
abnormally delicious. Any human who consumes a fruit from the tree 
will be propelled south by southeast away from ° ' ."N °' ."Eat 
87 kph. 

Date of Recovery: 05-08-2012 

Location of Recovery: Mt. Ararat, Turkey 

Current Status: Relocated to Site- 's arboretum. 


Item Description: A standard bathroom mirror. Any reflections of 
humans it casts appear to stare at the subject in shock or horror, 
regardless of actions performed while reflected. Only eye movement 
is asynchronous with subject movement. 

Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 

Location of Recovery: London, Britain 

Current Status: In storage at Site- 


Item Description: A wooden door, painted white. At exactly 11:30 
PM local time, a knock is heard from the side not being observed. If 
both sides are observed, knocks will emanate from both sides 
simultaneously. 


Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 
Location of Recovery: London, Britain. 
Current Status: In storage at Site- 


Item Description: A standard kitchen sink. Humans over the age of 
21 with at least one child under the age of 16 consistently sees it as 
full of dirty dishes, regardless of its current state. Humans under the 
age of 18 see it as completely empty, again regardless of current 
state. 

Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 

Location of Recovery: London, Britain 

Current Status: In storage at Site- 


Item Description: A red plastic | brand hockey stick that, when 
used to simulate the act of playing a guitar, will cause the song 
"Through The Fire and Flames" by the rock band Dragonforce to 
play. The sound appears to emerge from the stick. The music will 
stop if the song is played to the end or if the individual using it stops 
simulating guitar playing. 

Date of Recovery: 15-12-2009 

Location of Recovery: , Kentucky 

Current Status: In storage at Site-50 


Item Description: 10 instances of A4 sized standard 70 gram HVS 
paper. When flipped, the paper would always be empty regardless 
of tools or substances used, including oil paint, oil, permanent 
marker, water paint, pencil, fountain pen, ballpoint pen, garlic and 
similar thermal-sensitive ink, tomato, blood, and ultraviolet ink. No 
sign of previous inscription remained after the paper was flipped. 
Torn instances show no apparent anomaly. 

Date of Recovery: 02-10-2016 

Location of Recovery: Medan, Indonesia. 

Current Status: In storage at Site-42. 


Item Description: A candle that never melts while lit. Instead of 
melting, the candle randomly changes its scent every 5 minutes. 
Date of Recovery: 12-01-2016 

Location of Recovery: Alaska. 

Current Status: In storage for use as a holiday meal centerpiece. 


Item Description: A photograph of a . In spite of no evidence for 


its existence being present, it will cause those who talk about it to 
insist upon its existence. Contents of the photograph are debated. 
Date of Recovery: Unknown 

Location of Recovery: Unknown 

Current Status: Unknown; existence of object debated. Staff 
frequently report that the photo is hung in 's office.