Unknown: (gravelly voice of uncertain age or gender, 
translated from Nahuatl) The hunt was good. The 
sacrifice was holy. We expect more. 


The call terminated at this point, and all further attempts 
to utilize SCP-1543 resulted in busy signals. 


Addendum: On / /2013, during periodic review of Neutralized 
SCP Items, it was discovered that SCP-1543 was once again active. 
The individual answering the call identifies herself as Onbra3 

, aresident of Sevastopol, Ukraine. Her descriptions of her 
surroundings match those provided by SCP-1543-1. She has been 
designated SCP-1543-1a. 


Footnotes 

1. All such contacts appear to have been from civilian sources and 
SCP-1543-1 reports that the Foundation is the only organization or 
individual who has contacted it more than twice. 

2. Testing has confirmed that landlines, cellular phones and VOIP 
can all be used to access SCP-1543. Attempts to access SCP-1543 
via anomalous means (ieSCP-519) have so far been met with 
failure. 

3.Transliteration:Olha or Olga 


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SCP-1544: Slinky Man 


Item #: SCP-1544 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1544 is to be givena 
minimum of 5 by 5 by 4 meters of space in its containment, ina 
biological containment chamber within Site-32. Upbeat music is to 
be played within SCP-1544's containment chamber during its 
feeding; SCP-1544 will consume any type of meat, and is to be fed 
daily. 


Description: SCP-1544's exterior is a mobile, 1 meter tall! 
multicolored skin covering. It is controlled by a small, peach-colored 
mass located in the center. This interior flesh appears to be gelatin,2 
and it is connected to a thin skeletal system that makes up 
SCP-1544's limbs. SCP-1544 feeds by using its central mass to 
envelope food it takes in through its limbs. 


SCP-1544's skin is abnormally resistant to damage, and is also able 
to flex its arms to 5 meters in length. SCP-1544 is also able to move 
at speeds exceeding 35 kilometers per hour, by flipping its hands 
and feet over itself in a cartwheel fashion. However, SCP-1544 will 
hibernate at temperatures exceeding 85° C to preserve energy and 
prevent its interior from overheating. 


SCP-1544 has a jovial temperament, and appears to take great 
pleasure in dancing. SCP-1544 will playfully nudge and bump 
personnel, though it will not purposely cause harm. SCP-1544 will 
only dance if music is audible in its area; otherwise, SCP-1544 will 
display depression, and will lay or sit down on the ground away from 
personnel. It will also become apathetic towards any outside 
stimulus, and will refuse to consume any food. SCP-1544 will not 
return to its usual behavior until music is played once more. 


SCP-1544 was discovered in 19 , after escaping from a traveling 


circus and cutting a path through the surrounding forest. All circus 
employees were administered Class-B amnestics, and SCP-1544 
was subsequently contained by the Foundation, including all 
documents involving it. 


Documents surrounding SCP-1544 are available to Level 3 
personnel and up. 


Addendum 1: The following is a document discovered with 
SCP-1544. 


Hello, and thank you for purchasing "Dr. 
Wondertainment 's Slinktastic Dancerific Rainbow 
Friend!™" 


To keep your lovable rainbow friend happy, make sure to 
keep him fed and dancing! 


Keep some music on all the time, because he gets pretty 
grumpy when the music stops! 


Don't like your vegetables? He'll be happy to eat them for 
youls 


Don't let the kids too close! Your friend loves to dance, 
but sometimes the music gets too strong! 


Once again, thank you for purchasing from Dr. 
Wondertainment! 


Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any injuries 
incurred by use of this project. Terms of use available at 
[REDACTED]. By purchasing from Dr. Wondertainment 
you agree to not hold Dr. Wondertainment or any of Dr. 
Wondertainment's affiliates accountable for injuries or 
damages incurred by your product. Thank you for your 
purchase! 


+ Document 1544-1, found in [REDACTED] 
[DATA LOST]rom[DATA LOST] La[DATA 


LOST]. We bring the Light to you. 
Experiment [DATA LOST] 521 
Status: Failure 


Subject Plan: [DATA LOST] recon based 
creature, able to resist [DATA LOST]e to 
maneuver around large objects. [DATA 
LOST]o be stealth based, sacrificing durability 
for speed. [DATA LOST]s 24 hours. 


Result: Experiment 521 [DATA LOST] a large 
fleshy mass, covered in multiple white limbs. 
[DATA LOST]scaped from PL security. [DATA 
LOST] currently in process of tracking down 
experiment. 


[DATA LOST] Seriously la[DATA LOST] 
working well or [DATA LOST] 
-[DATA LOST] Rollands 


+ Document 1544-2, Discovered with SCP-1544 


Dr. Wondertainment Co. Central 
Records 


Product # 106 


Description: #106 was found by President W. 
DW brought the subject to central records, 
naming him Joey. DW has since then 
developed a special bond with Joey and 
refuses to sell the subject. Council has 
decided to deport 106 in two days regardless 
of Dr. Wondertainment's demands, due to high 
interest from the San Francisco Circus. 


"| don't want you to take him. That's my final 


word." 
-Dr. P Wondertainment PhD. 


Dr. Wondertainment Co. Central 
Records 


Product #106 has been sold to San Francisco 
Circus. Dr. Wondertainment has taken paid 
leave and has been requested not to be 
contacted. 


Addendum 2: The following note was found outside of Site-32. 


Take good care of Joey. I've already given him color. 
You need to give him a home. 
-DW 


Security footage is currently being reviewed to find the person 
responsible for leaving the note. 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-1544 can extend beyond this height. 

2. As observed from the organism's feeding process. 

3. SCP-1544 has been proven to be able to consume plant life, 
though it will often eject the food through its hands with what has 
been confirmed to be stomach bile. 


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SCP-1545: Larry the Loving Llama 


Item #: SCP-1545 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1545 is to be kept in 
Containment Locker 1545 at Site 40, with access barred to all 
personnel with a clearance level under three (3). Following Incident 
1296-1545, testing of SCP-1545 with additional anomalous objects 
requires approval of personnel with a clearance level of four (4) ona 
case by case basis. No other containment procedures are 
necessary at this time. 


Description: SCP-1545 is a two-person llama costume wearing 
galoshes. SCP-1545 can be opened along its midsection. Its interior 
is consistent with an average costume of its type, with space for two 
people, one with their legs in the rear legs, bending over into the 
midsection, and the other standing in the front with their two legs in 
the costume's front legs, standing straight up through the costume's 
neck. A tag near the costume's rear refers to it as "Larry the Loving 
Llama." 


SCP-1545's anomalous effects do not become apparent until it is 
worn. Subjects wearing SCP-1545 will become extremely "in 
character", with the frontal person speaking as if they were "Larry 
the Loving Llama" and the rearward person performing various jigs. 
SCP-1545 behaves in an extremely docile manner. 


Subjects inside SCP-1545 are not physically able to exit SCP-1545 
without being pulled out, and show no desire to do so, although they 
will not resist removal. Unless forcefully removed from SCP-1545, 
subjects will continuously act as "Larry the Loving Llama" until they 
expire’. Subjects with a dead partner will still act as their appropriate 
half until they also expire. Removed subjects show memory of their 
time within SCP-1545; however, they show no knowledge of its 
anomalous properties. Subjects do not show any negative attitude 


towards their time inside SCP-1545, instead behaving as if their 
actions were typical. 


SCP-1545 was discovered by authorities in [REDACTED] in an 
abandoned suburban home. Victims had died from dehydration. 
Autopsy indicated that the rearward operator had died 1 day earlier, 
and had severe bruising on her body from being dragged throughout 
the household by the frontal partner. SCP-1545 was confiscated by 
Foundation personnel after its anomalous properties had been 
discovered. Class-A amnestics were administered. 


Addendum: Audio log 1545-A: 


Interviewed: D-5362, having just been removed from 
SCP-1545 


Interviewer: Dr. Fredericks 


Foreword: Subject had been inside SCP-1545 for 
approximately 3 hours 


<Begin Log> 

Dr. Fredericks: Hello, D-5362. 
D-5362: Good afternoon, sir. 

Dr. Fredericks: How are you feeling? 
D-5362: A little exhausted, sir. 


Dr. Fredericks: Oh yes, | saw all that dancing around. 
Must have gotten tiring! 


D-5362: It was, sir, but you have to keep the people 
entertained! 


Dr. Fredericks: But surely you considered leaving to get 
a drink. 


D-5362: Can't do that, sir. It would ruin the illusion. 


Dr. Fredericks: It's a talking llama wearing rain boots, 
what kind of illusion is that? 


D-5362: Well... You just don't know Larry the Loving 
Llama like | do, sir. 


<End Log> 

Audio log 1545-B 
Interviewed: D-5483, voicing "Larry the Loving Llama" 
Interviewer: Dr. Fredericks 


Foreword: Subject has been inside SCP-1545 for two 
days. Voice was extremely raspy due to dehydration. 


<Begin Log> 

Dr. Fredericks: Hello, D-5483. 

D-5483: Oh, I'm not James! I'm Larry the Loving Llama! 
Dr. Fredericks: Okay... Larry, how are you feeling? 
D-5483: Super-dee-dooper, doctor! My bum's a bit 
sluggish today, but that's okay! ((Note: D-5484, 
SCP-1545's rearward operator, had expired 


approximately 2 hours earlier. D-5483 had been 
dragging D-5484.)) 


Dr. Fredericks: Larry, are you aware of the men inside 
you? 


D-5483: You mean my helpers? 
Dr. Fredericks: Yes, your helpers. 


D-5483: My helpers love helping me! Together we bring 
joy to everyone! 


Dr. Fredericks: Are you aware that D-5484 is dead, 
Larry? 


D-5483: He's just taking a nap, doctor. 
<End Log> 


Footnotes 
1. Most common cause of death is dehydration. Infection is also 
common, due to the nonattendance of soiled clothing. 


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SCP-1546: University Ballcap 


Item #: SCP-1546 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1546 is to be contained in 
a triple-locked safe at Site 38, with access to the safe principally 
restricted to the head researcher, Dr. . Under no circumstances 
are any D-class personnel involved in the testing of SCP-1546 to 
have their termination dates altered; any researcher doing so is to 
be considered affected by SCP-1546. Foundation personnel 
engaged in conversation with subjects using SCP-1546 are to have 
their clearances revoked until thirty (80) days have passed since the 
conversation. Foundation researchers are to monitor military and 
political communications channels, official and unofficial, to 
determine if any iterations of SCP-1546 remain uncontained. 


Description: SCP-1546 is a slightly damaged green baseball cap, 
size large, with a large letter W in yellow on the front. A tag inside 
the cap reads: 


"POPULAR TOPICS" BRAND CAP 
DRY CLEAN ONLY 
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY 


SCP-1546 demonstrates no abnormal qualities when worn by 
subjects when they are alone. However, subjects wearing SCP-1546 
during conversation with others will exhibit greater confidence and 
persuasive ability than without the object. Subjects wearing 
SCP-1546 have reported a greater sense of intuition and empathy 
towards others during verbal interactions; however, this empathy 
extends only to helping subjects achieve their goals through 
manipulation of conversational partners. Many subjects describe a 
feeling of knowing what their conversational partner is thinking, 
combined with a mild euphoria when this information is used to the 
subject's advantage. As a result, previously reserved and shy 


individuals become more gregarious, even cocky, at the realization 
of their power over others. Subjects wearing SCP-1546 will find the 
hat's presence tolerated even in places that typically forbid similarly 
informal headwear. SCP-1546's effect remains even when the hat is 
covered or otherwise not visible, including when worn under other 
headgear, such as US Army PAGST headgear or football helmets. 


Subjects wearing SCP-1546 in the past have been able to: 


* increase their social standing in high school, college, military, 
or business environments; 

* persuade others to make personal or business arrangements 
harmful to themselves; 

* alter the personal or political opinions of others, convincing 
them to act in support of either mainstream or extremist 
groups regardless of previous affiliation, or 

* convince people to perform unsafe or unethical acts against 
themselves or others. 


A standard X-ray of the object revealed that the button atop the cap 
contained an anomalous object; cross-analysis with the Foundation 
database revealed this to be a device similar in make to SCP-877. 
Disassembly of the cap allowed for further examination of the chip; 
electron microscopic analysis revealed a label on the chip reading: 


BRAINBOX MK X 
COPYRIGHT MCMLXI 


Analysis of the chip's circuitry indicated indeterminable distinctions 
from the primary circuit board of SCP-877; electron microscopy 
revealed minor additions similar in appearance to an internal 
antenna for a cellular telephone along the chip's main body. The 
chip showed no signs of alteration and appears to have been 
manufactured deliberately. The chip did not behave like similar 877 
iterations, refusing to replicate when exposed to living tissue. 
However, analysis of the hat suggests that the chip is capable of 
interacting with nearby brains through reception of radio messages 
in the delta-band range (1-4 Hz) and broadcast of messages in the 
theta and alpha-band ranges (4-13 Hz). 


Addendum 1546-1: Recovery Log On 12/02/0 and / /1, 


respectively, two instances of SCP-1546 have been located; one 
was discovered among the personal effects of an 18-year-old girl 
who committed suicide on 11/08/ (note recovered read simply "| 
can't take the lies anymore") and a U.S. Navy submarine captain, 
nominated for promotion to rear admiral in spite of having one of the 
worst field records in the fleet. Class B amnestics were provided to 
the latter. Containment protocols modified to locate additional 
iterations of SCP-1546. 


From the personal effects of the two former possessors of 
SCP-1546, letters were located. Both had identical letterheads 
reading "ALEXYLVA UNIVERSITY—DEPARTMENT OF NATURAL 
PHILOSOPHY" and handwritten notes on them. The girl's note 
contained several mathematical formulas similar to the work 
produced by Albert Einstein and Nathan Rosen on the subject of 
space-time bridges, though the formulae rely on slightly different 
mathematical constants and operators than those typically used in 
such work. Below the formulae was written only: 


HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY COME TO PAPA 


The captain's note contained a series of directions derived from 
local geological phenomena near , Tennessee. Below the 
directions was written: 


WE GIVE THESE TO OUR KIDS AS TOYS. 
| KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 

| KNOW YOU'RE INTERESTED. 

—DEAN HAILCLOUD 


Since the acquisition of the last message, the area around the given 
coordinates has been monitored by Task Force Rho-1 ("The 
Professors"), assigned to search for signs of University activity. 


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SCP-1547: A Mother's Love 


Item #: SCP-1547 
Object Class: Keter