D-83435: [panicked] No, please don't. | have to go back. 
| won't even show up again, you can burn this thing 
[Subject attempts to gesture towards her own body.], just 
please let me go back. 


Floyd: As | said, testing is done for today. [aside to 
Assistant Researcher Lagrange] Please sedate the 
subject so that we can take her out of the restraints. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: After subject was sedated and 
taken down from the wall, approximately ten (10) mostly 
intact instances of SCP-1907-A animated, separated her 
from Foundation personnel, and forced her through the 
archway. The corpses then assaulted and killed all 
personnel except for Assistant Researcher Lagrange,° 


then passed through the archway and ceased animation. 
Containment procedures have been revised accordingly. 


Addendum-1907-Upsilon: On 21/07/1989 during testing, a 
consciousness not belonging to that of the subject inhabited the 
body of D-46151 after the subject's first exposure to SCP-1907. Said 
consciousness referred to itself as "The Guide" and requested that 
Foundation personnel allow test subjects to pass through SCP-1907 
at least four (4) times and that said subjects’ corpses be left within 
the room. When denied, the subject expressed disapproval and 
claimed that "it's so much more troublesome to use the shells while 
the oysters are still in them," and reiterated its requests. Upon 
denial, the subject reportedly sighed then cried out. Agents Towns, 
Blakeney, and Whitney, and Researchers Faber and Scott began 
screaming for approximately ten (10) seconds before simultaneously 
ceasing, dropping to the floor, and exploring the ground with their 
fingers, licking and attempting to bite their surroundings, and flailing. 
Due to Assistant Researcher Lagrange's premature retreat from the 
scene, no further visual details are available. However, D-46151's 
audio device continued transmission. The following is the audio log 
taken from the event. 


D-46151: Once again, I'm deeply sorry for the delay 
we've had, but we should be back on track now. Now, as 
you can tell, this world has stronger gravity than you're 
probably used to, so even with these healthy vehicles, it 
might be a little hard for you to stand up. Don't worry too 
much about it. [crunching] Sir, no, that's not food. We'll 
get to the food world later. [babbling] Haha, yes, it's 
always interesting to have a mouth. First time? [pause] 
Thought so. | have to admit, it's nice being able to talk 
out loud like this, but nothing really beats the connection 
in the Nexus, right? [Various sounds] Excellent. Well, | 
think I'll let you guys explore a bit now— Yes, those are 
eyes, don't panic, just get used to it— then we'll go back 
to the Hub. Hope you have had an excellent experience 
on World 234, Version 5. 


Footnotes 
1. Questioning of the specifics of the explicit nature of the location 


has revealed that nearly every individual has used the phrases "part 
of a whole,” "talking without words," and "being rather than feeling" 
in their explanations. 

2. Subjects utilizing SCP-1907 past this point will often refuse to 
voluntarily regain consciousness. However, the ability was proven 
possible by D-15474 in Test-1907-Beta-09. 

3. The exact methods used to animate the objects is currently under 
investigation. All bodies were confirmed to be deceased individuals 
that had been reported missing within the past fifty (50) years, and 
most were at least partially decayed. 

4. See Incident Report-1907-Tau. 

5. All present entities appeared to be unable to perceive anything 
outside the boundaries of SCP-1907's chamber. 


« SCP-1906 | SCP-1907 | SCP-1908 » 


SCP-1908: Mr. Soap 


Item #: SCP-1908 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1908 is to be held within a 
standard humanoid containment chamber, with the other Misters in 
Hall of Site- . The walls in this chamber are to be constructed of 
non-porous material, with a dental vacuum affixed to SCP-1908's 
mouth, to prevent SCP-1908 from suffocating due to its effect. 
Personnel entering the chamber containing SCP-1908 are to wear 
cleated boots while they remain in the chamber. 


Description: SCP-1908 is a male humanoid, approximately 1.5m 
tall, weighing 58kg. The epidermal tissue belonging to SCP-1908 is 
constantly producing a slick mixture of water and soap. SCP-1908's 
eyes have been coated in a plastic resin which blocks this liquid, 
without limiting its eyesight. A tattoo reading "Mr. Soap, from Little 
Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" has been made on the bottom of 
its left foot. This designation appears as "6" in Document SCP-909- 
a. 


As SCP-1908 stays in one area, the soap on its body will spread, 
causing any surface it contacts to become slippery. This can be 
removed by normal means, but will be perpetually generated as long 
as SCP-1908 is in the same area. If SCP-1908 comes into contact 
with any liquid matter, the matter will immediately take on the 
properties of water and soap. The liquid may then produce large 
soap bubbles, capable of floating into the air while carrying a human 
subject within. Bubbles will not travel more than 2 meters into the 
air, and will pop if forced to go beyond this altitude. 


SCP-1908 was recovered from an industrial complex in ; 
People's Republic of China. The owners of the complex had been 
using the fluids produced by SCP-1908 as industrial cleaners, and 
had affixed it to their factory equipment. Agents were able to recover 


SCP-1908 without incident, distributing Class-D amnestics to all 
witnesses. As of 09/18/19 SCP-1908 has been contained and 
classified as Euclid. 


Addendum 1908-A: Interview 1908-A 
Interviewed: SCP-1908 
Interviewer: Dr. Boyd 


Foreword: Interview taken shortly after initial 
containment. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Boyd: Good afternoon, SCP-1908. I'm going to be, 
uh, interviewing you today. 


SCP-1908: ... Alright. 
Dr. Boyd: Now, can you identify yourself? 


SCP-1908: I'm Mr. Soap, from the Little Misters, by Dr. 
Wondertainment. 


Dr. Boyd: That's cor- 
SCP-1908: Buy one today! 
Dr. Boyd: What? 
SCP-1908: ... Sorry. 


Dr. Boyd: Anyways... can you provide any information 
about your origin? 


SCP-1908: I'm not really sure. The first things | can 
remember aren't real, and the second thing | remember 
is being on the streets of . Now, it wasn't exactly 
peachy to be a guy like me in a place like that, so | 
considered myself pretty lucky to get taken in by Gero. 


Dr. Boyd: And who was Gero? 


SCP-1908: He owned one of the factories. Said he took 
me in out of his generosity, or some weird engrish thing 
like that. They were really nice, the factory people. They 
took care of me, and kept any outsiders away from me. | 
really thought they were my friends. | really did... then 
they started asking me for favors. | thought it'd be a good 
way to repay them. 


Dr. Boyd: What did he ask you to do? 


SCP-1908: They put me in the machines, seen? To 
clean 'em. It wasn't safe, but | thought it would be okay. 
Just helping friends. Right? But it wasn't okay. When | 
asked to be let off, they didn't... they didn't... they... 


Dr. Boyd: Please continue. 


SCP-1908: They just used me! | was a dumb little toy to 
them, just for cleaning their machines! | didn't have... 
any friends... 


Dr. Boyd: Hey, calm down. You're among friends here. 
SCP-1908: ... Yeah, that's what they said too. 
<End Log> 


ADDENDUM 1908-B: This note was found on SCP-1908 during 
initial containment. 


Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little 
Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. 
Wondertainment! Have your Mr. Soap make a slip n' 
slide adventure, or fly in his magic bubbles! Have a 
bubble fun Sunday, all to your very own!!! 


Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! 


01. Mr. Chameleon 
02. Mr. Headless 
03. Mr. Laugh 

04. Mr. Forgettul 


. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Ms. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 
. Mr. 


Shapey 

Soap ¥ 

Hungry 

Brass 

Hot 

Sweetie 

Life and Mr. Death 
Fish 

Moon 

Redd (discontinued) 
Money 

Lost 

Lie 

Mad 

Scary 

Stripes 


« SCP-1907 | SCP-1908 | SCP-1909 » 


SCP-1909: Conquerer's Tomb 


Item #: SCP-1909 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The land containing SCP-1909 
is under control of the Foundation and is sealed off to the public as a 
private estate for at least a kilometer in all directions. A smaller 30 
meter containment zone is established around SCP-1909, and 
protected by guards and fencing. Finally, the entrance to SCP-1909 
is sealed except during testing. At present, no testing involving 
activation of SCP-1909 and the production of instances of 
SCP-1909-A is permitted. 


Considering the timeline of the discovery of SCP-1909 and its 
containment, it is considered unlikely that any instances of 
SCP-1909-A exist at present. In the event that one is discovered 
outside of the control of the Foundation, capturing or killing it is 
considered a top priority. Charismatic leaders born after 1955, who 
may have been in Greece before turning six, and who are named 
“Alexander” or some variant warrant investigation as possible 
instances of SCP-1909-A. 


Description: SCP-1909 is a chamber partially buried in the foothills 
near the town of Kanalia in Thessaly, Greece. It is approximately 
cylindrical, 3.1 meters in diameter and about 8 meters deep. The 
chamber is constructed of an unknown metallic substance that 
resists sampling, and the walls are about 8 centimeters thick. The 
chamber is empty, besides an inscription at the far end in large 
white glyphs. Any persons looking at the inscription are immediately 
able to apprehend its meaning. See Addendum 1909-3 for more 
details. 


When a human child younger than five is brought more than 6 
meters into SCP-1909, the object may activate. SCP-1909 emits a 
complex pattern of electromagnetic signals at the child for 28 


seconds, inducing a minor seizure for the duration. Interruption or 
disruption of this broadcast may be fatal. After this process is 
complete, SCP-1909 will once more become dormant, and the child 
is now designated an instance of SCP-1909-A. 


SCP-1909-A instances exhibit substantial personality changes, in 
particular increases to extroversion and aggression, and become 
very persuasive and charismatic. SCP-1909-A instances also have 
an innate mastery of strategy and tactics, and can learn and 
incorporate new techniques extremely rapidly. It is believed that 
SCP-1909 imprints affected individuals with the personality and 
talents of a deceased warlord named Alexander, as further 
supported by all known instances of SCP-1909-A assuming that 
name or some regional variant. Current evidence suggests that this 
does not entail a total overwriting of the initial person, and therefore 
that the approach an SCP-1909-A instance will take to conquest and 
recognition may vary greatly. 


SCP-1909 was discovered by hikers in 1959 and contained soon 
after. As the entrance was almost completely buried at time of 
discovery, it is not believed SCP-1909 had been activated in recent 
history. 


Addendum 1909-3: The following is a transcription of the message 
within SCP-1909. Although the exact wording perceived varies 
somewhat from person to person and particularly between 
languages, the meaning is consistent. The principles behind the self- 
translating inscription are detailed in Senior Memetics Researcher 
Dr. Idoia Carcedo Roces’s work Semantics at Kanalia, and were 
pivotal in the development of the Foundation’s own universal 
language. 


| give this at my last. Let none alter this before it is 
carved in stone. Cursed be he that perverts my word, 
cursed to the destroyers. 


| am Alexander. | am the last herald, the greatest of 
champions. | am he that brought this world to its knees, 
and found it too small a prize for one such as |. Behold 
the vessel of my glory and remember. A thousand 
children | fathered, yet | fathered no heir. One or another 


that shares my blood but not my essence will claim my 
throne, and in time my line will pass from power. All 
mourn my passing, for they think that there will never be 
another like me. 


Yet | tell you here: Fear not. | bequeath this and the 
other realms that decorate the heavens with my echo. 
Bring here your young, and the ready kindling shall be 
blessed by the conflagration of my being. Even my 
shadow is grand enough to bend the arc of history 
around it, and through my boon, your people may 
incubate a truer heir than those pale wisps that clamor 
for a throne. 


Thus | do prophesy that from my seeds shall grow one 
worthy of my name. His name, my name, shall pound 
once more in the minds of all that walk this world. He 
shall bring the light of Limbo, and with it he shall see his 
destiny. He shall know me, and he shall be me. Though | 
am ending, the stars still yearn for my heel, and my 
proper successor, the new Alexander, will have my 
armies, my towers, my legacy to grant the stars their 
wish. And be he truly of my essence, that shall be only 
his beginning. 


The Heavens will quaver at the knowledge that all are 
again ruled by their rightful king, Alexander. Once, and 
forever. 


Project Lanike: Project Lanike was proposed to observe the long- 
term development, behavior, and capabilities of an instance of 
SCP-1909-A in a Foundation-controlled environment. It was 
overseen by Dr. Panagiotis Michos, Dr. Idoia Carcedo Roces, and 
by Dr. Catherine Leach after Dr. Carcedo Roces’s death a week 
after the project began. Project Lanike began on December 12, 
1963 with the conversion of a toddler into an SCP-1909-A instance, 
and was suspended April 6, 1970 with the declassification of that 
instance as an SCP. The project was closed on December 19, 1983 
with the death of Dr. Alexander Outis, Director of Task Forces and 
the former SCP-1909-A, of a Foundation memetic kill agent 
contracted through unknown means at an unknown time. 


Project Lanike commentary: 


It is tempting to dismiss the result of Project Lanike as a 
product of its time. Certainly, institutional safeguards are 
much stronger than they were in the 70s — SCP-1909-A, 
or Alexander Outis as he later called himself, would not 
in today’s Foundation be serving as tactical coordinator 
for a task force by the time he was twelve. Although 
these changes are thought of as a response to the 
spectacular collapse of MTF Omega-7, they are in truth 
as much a belated reaction to the meteoric rise of Outis. 
While these may stop the rare Senior Staffer who wishes 
to wield the anomalous against itself, | believe they 
would be inadequate to the task of derailing the 
superhuman persuasiveness and drive to rise 
demonstrated by Alexander Oultis. 


The Foundation should look at Outis’s shocking death 
with relief. Although posthumous review of his 
documents and personal effects indicated no signs of 
disloyalty, the proper concern is not whether Alexander 
Outis’s aims ceased to align with those of the 
Foundation, but rather whether the Foundation’s aims 
would have come to align themselves with those of 
Outis. Indeed, such was his talent for leadership that 
nearly all under his management identified first as 
working for him and then for the Foundation. His 
superiors, too, consistently came to rely on him for an 
increasingly wider sweep of their responsibilities. 
Alexander Outis may not have been trying to suborn the 
Foundation, but what he was made that inevitable.