SCP-111-J: An Innocent Suburban Household (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1 11-)) - 
Salman Corbette (author). 


Cimmerian-Kaktus Proposal: "The Broke God" (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
cimmerian-kaktus-proposal) - Doctor Cimmerian (author), djkaktus (author). 


SCP-????-J: Some fucking thing in a box (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-in-a-box-}) - 
TheBillith (author). 


SCP-????-J Extended Log (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-extended-log-in-a-box) - 
TheBillith (author). 


SCP-5150-J: Think Of The Children (http:/Avww.scp-wiki.net/scp-5150-)) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-014-J: A Fork (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-014-j) - Unknown Author (author). 
SCP-1132-J: Head-Cannons (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1132-j) - Aelanna (author). 


SCP-7475-J: Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-7475-j) - 
Gargus (author). 


SCP-789-J: the butt ghost!! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j) - Salman Corbette 
(author), Faminepulse (author). 


SCP-ROCKS-J: A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up (http://www.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-rocks-j) - Penton (author). 


SCP-3000-J: Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3000-)) 
- LordStonefish (author). 


SCP-145-J: Another Shitty Day at Work (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145-}) - 
Namnesor (author). 


Daveyoufool's Proposal: "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON" (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/daveyoufool-proposal) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-404-J: The Pantheon (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-404-j) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


SCP-2130-J: "But seriously, folks..." (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2130-j) - psul 
(author). 


SCP-666-J: Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j) - FPST 
(author). 


SCP-Jaguar-J: Junior Researcher Hutchins’ Incredible Automobile (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-jaguar-j) - Roget (author). 


SCP-022-J: Memetic Metal (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-022-j) - VAElynx (author). 


SCP-5040-J: Striped Gangs (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5040-j) - DrBerggren 
(author). 


SCP-729-J: Peep Peep, Motherfucker (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-729-j) - 
AbsentmindedNihilist (author). 


SCP-1224-J: Duck-Class Personnel (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1224-j) - 
DrMagnus (author). 


SCP-5308-J: The Collection (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j) - DrEverettMann 
(author). 


SCP-028-J: PC Load Letter?! (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028-j) - DrMagnus 
(author). 


SCP-1333-J!: THE SCREAMING MAN (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1333-j) - TroyL 
(author). 


SCP-682-CU: Cutest Ickle Lizard (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682-cu) - 
ChrisAKAPiefish (author). 


SCP-2103-J: "Hatbot" (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2103-j) - AgentSchism (author). 


Standard Form For Downvotes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/standard-form-for- 
downvotes) - eric_h (author). 


SCP-1000-J: Old Wives' Town (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000-j) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation) - TheDuckman 
(author). 


SCP-649-2568-J: Technicolor Geography (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-649-2568-)) 
- Doctor Cimmerian (author). 


SCP-1861-J: Battle Hymn of the Foundation (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1861-}) - 
zkidanomalous (author). 


SCP-630-J: A Song In Their Heart (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-630-j) - Drewbear 
(author). 


SCP-3467-J: Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3467-}) - 
Kain Pathos Crow (author). 


SCP-1981-J: Just A Small Town Girl (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp- 1981 -j) - 
CapnThatguy (author). 


SCP-543-J: Tweetle Beetles (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-543-}) - CupertinoEffect 
(author). 


SCP-008-J: Geoff (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j) - DomeAcolyte (author). 


SCP-3999-J: Talloran's Sacrifice (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999-)) - Abettik 
(author). 


SCP-O5-J: Sorry, | do not understand the command. (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp- 
05-j) - Quaristice (author). 


SCP-5417-J: The Deadly Nackle (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-5417-j) - trennerdios 
(author). 


SCP-1049-J: The Grim Bucket (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1049-j) - MisterBibs 
(author). 


SCP-1049-J Extended Test Logs (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1049-j-extended-test- 
logs) - MisterBibs (author). 


SCP-2618-J: Then Who Was Nanners? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-26 18-j) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-3333-J: Angsty Teenage Plant (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-3333-j) - Zyn 
(author). 


SPC-173: A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/spc-173-j) - Shaggydredlocks (author). 


SCP-1543-J: The Sun Launcher (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j) - name 
(author). 


SCP-8003-J: Why Bother? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-8003-j) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


SCP-727-J: Malevolent Celestial Object (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-)) - 
Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-1938-J: Typhoid Mary (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1938-j) - Aelanna (author). 


SCP-076-J: INOWN WORDS (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-j) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


SCP-1131-J: It works, guys! Trust me! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1131-}) - 
DrCaroll (author). 


SCP-1987-J: Bitchin’ Solo (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1987-j) - Smapti (author). 


SCP-5972-J: Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-5972-)) 
- Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-1851-J: Fibber Lake (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1851-j) - Erazm (author). 


SCP-1830-J: Opening Line (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1830-)) - 
ModernMajorGeneral (author). 


SCP-1950-J: Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell (http:/Awww.scp- 
wiki.net/scp-1950-j) - JameGumb (author). 


SCP-2383-J: Science (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2383-j) - Aeish (author). 


SCP-999-J: Creepy Speedo Man (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-999-}) - Salman 
Corbette (author), Wilt (author), NamedAfterColor (author). 


Log of Anomalous Ducks (http://www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-anomalous-ducks) - Skara 
Brae (author). 


SCP-900-J: Modern Major Keter-Class (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-900-)) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-007-J: Unidentified Muffin Creature (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-007-}) - 
DomeAcolyte (author). 


SCP-118-J: The Saltiest Doctor Alive (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1 18-j) - 
DrMagnus (author). 


SCP-343-J: Russell's Soup Can (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-343-j) - daveyoufool 
(author). 


SCP-682-J: SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682-)) - 
Salman Corbette (author), Faminepulse (author). 


SCP-682-J James’ Coloring Book (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-682-j-james- 
coloring-book) - Faminepulse (author). 


SCP-1638-J: A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ 
scp-1638-j) - Zekky (author). 


SCP-7000-J: Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED] (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7000-j) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-000-J: "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue" (http:/;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-000-j) 
- ProfSnider (author). 


SCP-1948-J: The Comrade (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1948-j) - Naidrox (author). 


SCP-723-J: Sad Roach (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-723-}) - Zyn (author), 
Silberescher (author). 


Kiryu Labs Roach Wrangling Log (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/kiryu-labs-roach- 
wrangling-log) - Zyn (author). 


SCP-005-J-EX: "No, because she thinks he's talking about the..." (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005-j-ex) - psul (author). 


SCP-013-J: The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-013-)) - 
DomeAcolyte (author). 


SCP-732-J: Tiny Ceramic Seahorse (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732-}) - Zyn 


(author). 


SCP-100000-J: Procedure 110-Overkill (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100000-)) - 
daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-334-J: The Lost Sock Room (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-334-}) - Sophia Light 
(author). 


SCP-777-J: Darkblade (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j) - DrArmstrong (author). 


Experiment Log 777 A (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-777-a) - Villain 
(author). 


SCP-sqrt(-1)-J (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-sqrt-1-j) - scpcrnp (author). 


SCP-016-J: Is That A Missile In Your Pocket? (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-016-j) - 
Captain Kirby (author). 


SCP-1922-J: Pathetic System of American Pigs (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1922- 
j) - Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-1459-J: X-Sponge (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459-j) - name (author). 


SCP-1914-J: Silencing Piano (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1914-j) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


SCP-1471-J: Sensual Containment Procedures (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471- 
j) - Cyantreuse (author). 


SCP-1471-J Supplement Log (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471-j-supplement-log) - 
Cyantreuse (author). 


..: The Chibinator (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-5555-j) - TheDuckman (author). 
SCP-4055-J: Ugly Dog (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-4055-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-2041-J: Tankapult (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2041-j) - Robert Sandler 
(author). 


Document 2041-J (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/document-2041-j) - Edrobot (author). 


SCP-10101: Not A Self-Insert At All (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j) - 
judgedeadd (author). 


SCP-2317-J: A Door to Another Parody (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2317-}) - 
stormbreath (author). 


SCP-930-J: You little rascal! (http:/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-930-j) - Decibelles 
(author). 


SCP-50-AE-J: The Deagle (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j) - Arlecchino 
(author). 


SCP-2001-J: Laser Butt Disease (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-butt-j) - Randomini 
(author). 


SCP-1040-J: A Dangerous Mental Contagion (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1040-)) - 
Mr Carbon (author). 


SCP-123-J: Amazing Butter-like Substance! (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-123-j) - 
Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-006-J: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING (http://;www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-)) - 
Salman Corbette (author). 


SCP-009-J: Where Is It? (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-009-j) - DrBerggren (author). 
SCP-1026-J: Mr. Somebody (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1026-j) - Mf99k (author). 
SCP-1013-J: Tree Rats (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1013-j) - Quikngruvn (author). 


SCP-173-J: The Original "The Sculpture" (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173-)) - 
Silberescher (author). 


SCP-049-J: The Plague Fellow (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-)) - djkaktus 
(author). 


SCP-4444-J: Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4444-j) - DrClef (author). 


Investigation Log Of SCP-4444 (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/investigation-log-of- 
scp-4444) - DrClef (author). 


SCP-8851-J: Super Cheap Procedures (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-8851-}) - 
SpookyPizza (author). 


SPC-1057: Absence Of Punchable Shark (http:/(www.scp-wiki.net/spc-1057-}) - 
Captain Kirby (author). 


SCP-496-J: Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-496-)) - 
Aelanna (author). 


SCP-048-J: Negative Probability Phrase (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-048-)) - 
KnightKnight (author). 


SCP-333-J: Skippy's Corner Pub (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-333-)) - 
tunedtoadeadchannel (author). 


SCP-2615-J: Clap Your Hands (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2615-j) - KnightKnight 
(author). 


SCP-1417-J: Passive-Aggressive Meteorite (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141 7-j) - 
Smapti (author). 


SCP-4590-J: Japucha (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-4590-j) - Djoric (author). 


SCP-3136-J: On a Dark and Stormy Night... it was Raining and Pouring (http:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3136-j) - Stallmantic (author). 


SCP-579-J: Microtransactions (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-579-j) - not_a_seagull 
(author). 


SCP-184-J: The Elaboration Squirrel (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-184-j) - Captain 
Cain (author). 


SCP-19316-J: Improper Terminology (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-19316-)) - 
Communism will win (author). 


SCP-065-J: Singing Cacti Amigos (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-065-j) - Technician 
Downs (author). 


SCP-1212-J: Standards (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1212-j) - Bryx (author). 


SCP-329-J: The Ghoooost Siiiign (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-329-j) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


SCP-4263-J: Googly Eyes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4263-)) - Bryx (author). 
SCP-WTF-J: The Worst (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-wtf-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-4357-J: Cooperative Demon (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4357-}) - Drewbear 
(author). 


New Technical Issues (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/new-technical-issues) - Roget 
(author). 


Cliches And You: An Educational Film (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/cliches-and-you- 
an-educational-film) - eric_h (author). 


SCP-K9-J-EX: The Haunted House (http://Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-k9-j-ex) - Salman 
Corbette (author). 


SCP-164-J: Ear Magic (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-164-j) - Dmatix (author). 


SCP-0002-J: Toilet Humor (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-0002-j) - Doctor Cimmerian 
(author). 


SCP-9000.01-J: SKIP SHIP (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-9000-01-)) - 
WrongJohnSilver (author). 


SPC-169-J: The Big One (http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-169-j) - daveyoufool (author). 


SCP-042-J: Billions of Anomalous Pillows (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042-)) - 
pxdnbluesoul (author). 


SPC-3284-J: Lava Sharks (http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-3284-j) - Edrobot (author). 


SCP-2000-J: Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back (hittp:// 
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000-j) - Salman Corbette (author), Tanhony (author). 


EXCERPT FROM LEAKED DIVISION "P" GRU ACTION 
REPORT 


Upon arrival, the site appeared to be deserted. The 
offices were empty, no sight of either the directors or the 
party committee. The hall containing the object contained 
several piles of clothing and some [DATA EXPUNGED] 
but otherwise nothing notable. Lieutenant N appeared 
overly disturbed and obsessed by it, but | managed to 
force him to follow on. 

[REDACTED] 

In the main foundry we found 94 of produced ingots, the 
last 15 of which having a distinct texture. Scraping one 
with my knife revealed considerable softness of the 
material and | was able to dislodge bone-like segments. 
The furnace was cooled, inspection revealed it 
containing remains of blood and scraps of tissue, 
however [DATA EXPUNGED]stency. Large segments of 
the rolling and extrusion assembly were replaced by 
severely [DATA EXPUNGED] apparently expired. 
[REDACTED] 

encountered one of the former workers, He lacked 
clothing and his ana[DATA EXPUNGED]. Ignored 
questioning and kept repeating "Job's done." He was 
detained for further questioning. 

[REDACTED] 

[END OF EXCERPT] 


Footnotes 

1. Sources indicate SCP-1011 has been installed in 

Steelworks of 28th October during late 1944, being found in the 

inventory of [REDACTED] during its bombing by the Wehrmacht on 
/ 1/1944. No previous records seem to exist of its inventarisation, 

delivery, or ordering. 


« SCP-1010 | SCP-1011 | SCP-1012 » 


SCP-2421-J: The Upvote Syndrome (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2421 -j) - Sad Xiao 
(author). 


Dr. Mackenzie's Guide to Author Stereotypes (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/mackenzie- 
stereotypes) - Aelanna (author). 


SCP-V1L3-J: A VILE Machine (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-v113-j) - Stallmantic 
(author). 


SCP-001-EX-J: Records of the CKG Gathering (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-001- 
ex-j) - VAElynx (author). 


SCP-1111-J: A Working Computer (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1111-j) - Tuomey 
Tombstone (author). 


SCP-2006-J: Metamorphic Eldritch Entity (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2006-)) - 
Aelanna (author). 


SCP-1344-J: Glass-Like Lifeform (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1344-j) - judgedeadd 
(author). 


SCP-2008-J: Cryptozoological life form (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2008-)) - 
spikebrennan (author). 


SCP-:3-J: Memetic Language Construct (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003-)) - 
Aelanna (author). 


SCP-2558-J: Pufferkittens (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-2558-j) - ClockworkMage 
(author). 


SCP-7560-J: Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank 
Gene Decray (http://(www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7560-j) - DrEverettMann (author). 


SCP-200-J: Refrigerator Logic (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-200-)) - ribby97 (author). 


SCP-1550-J: The Professor's Wheelchair (http:/Awww.scp-wiki.net/scp-1550-)) - 
name (author).