Description: SCP 649-2568 is an entity which superficially 
resembles the species Eunectes notaeus. Despite this resemblance, 
SCP 649-2568 retains the personality and speech patterns of a 
human male. SCP 649-2568 has shown a capacity to reshape any 
geological features it sees, or has heard described. These reshaping 
events exclusively affect any features the entity deems as "too flat". 
This has, in the past, included plains, marshes, and the ocean floor. 


During reshaping events, these locations will experience several 
seconds of tremors, followed by the growth of an extrusion, 
generally at the geographic center of the area seen or described. 
These extrusions will rise above the surrounding land, and have 
uniformly possessed steep sides with flat tops. No known force has 
been capable of stopping this growth, though the internal structure 
of these formations have displayed no anomalous properties beyond 
their creation. 


Furthermore, when interviewed, SCP 649-2568 displays a 
compulsion to disclose the truthful answer to any inquiry. This 
compulsion has led to the discovery of several escape attempts, 
including one involving anomalous contact with an outside 
organization. 


Due to the linking of its reshaping ability to descriptions of locations, 
the method of this anomalous contact must be determined to effect 
continued containment. While interviews with SCP 649-2568 have 
proven effective in limiting this contact, care must be taken to avoid 
further restructuring events during those interviews. 


+ Show Interview Log 


The following interview took place very shortly 
after containment. 


Dr. Cimmerian: Hello. In your own words, 
describe yourself. 


SCP 649-2568: Well. | like big buttes and | 
cannot lie. 


Following this admission, the interview was 
suspended until further questions could be 
approved by the project director. 


SCP-1861-J: Battle Hymn of the Foundation 


Item #: SCP-1861-J 
Object Class: Thaumiel 


Special Containment Procedures: The original SCP-1861-J 
manuscript is to be maintained within a climate-controlled filer 
suitable for preserving 1700s parchment. Approved instances of 
SCP-1861-J-1 are to be stored for immediate access on all 
Foundation distributed media players and sound systems where 
activation does not conflict with other special containment 
procedures. 


In the case of all Keter-class containment and Movie 43-class 
morale failures, an instance of SCP-1861-J-1 is to be immediately 
activated within audible reach of all involved Foundation personnel.1 
Repetition of the SCP-1861-J-1 instance is to occur up to 12 times 
or until the failure is resolved. Should the failure not be resolved by 
the conclusion of 12 repetitions of an SCP-1861-J-1 instance, Plan 
1861 -J-9 is to be engaged. 


Description: SCP-1861-J is the Foundation’s instrumental march or 
anthem, titled and composed by Frantisek Kotzwara in 
1791.2 SCP-1861-J was discovered in the Foundation’s archives by 
Foundation personnel in 1947, contained in a manila envelope? with 
the dedication “To My Dearest Friends at the Foundation.” It is 
unknown when SCP-1861-J originally came into the Foundation’s 
possession, or how Mr. Kotzwara was aware of the organization. 


SCP-1861-J was made the Foundation’s official march in 1953 by 
order of the O5 Council.4 


Whenever an instance of SCP-1861-J-1, an audio or audiovisual 
production or recording of such a production of SCP-1861-d, is 
heard by Foundation personnel, an almost immediate change in 
emotional and behavioral character is observed. The effects of 


SCP-1861-J-1 instances include: 


¢ Increased positivity of mood. 

¢ Greater job productivity. 

* Tendency to vocalize alongside SCP-1861-J.° 
¢ Increased opinion of the Foundation 

* Decreased concern of job-related expiration. 


These effects experience diminishing returns with each immediate 
repetition of SCP-1861-J-1 instances. 


No anomalous activity has been noted with SCP-1861-J directly, nor 
with reproductions in writing or in photographs. However, 
Foundation personnel who simply imagine instances of SCP-1861- 
J-1 experience similar, but reduced, forms of the aforementioned 
effects. 


Notes: “There are no Official lyrics to accompany the Foundation’s 
march. Any lyrics provided by Dr. Bright are to be disregarded by 
Foundation personnel as possible memetic hazards” - O5- 


Addendum 1861-J-A: List of Known SCP-1861-J-1 Instances 
+ Approved instances 


* Dr.R  -K _ ’ssolo accordion performance on 
19 /12/04. 

¢ The Foundation Symphonic Orchestra’s dress 
rehearsal on 19 /02/28.6 

¢ The D-Class Ensemble performance on 20 /06/14, 
conducted by Dr. J 


+ Unapproved instances 


¢ Dr. Clef on his personal upright piano after 
consumption of twice the recommended dose of 
zolpidem. 

¢ All 13 known recordings by Foundation personnel 
in facility showers. 


Addendum 1861-J-B: Transcript Log 1861-J-20 1108 


+ Transcript Log 1861-J-20 1108 


The following transcription is an excerpt of a 
conversion between two security officers 
responding to a containment breach of 
SCP-682 on 20 /11/08. 


<Begin log, 13:54:05> 
Officer J :WecantdoitS |! It’s too strong! 


Officer S :Wemust,J_ - the world depends 
on us! 


At this point, an SCP-1861-J-1 instance 
becomes audible to both officers. 


Officer J : You’re right, we have to destroy it. 
For the Foundation: chaaaaarge! 


A man’s battle cry can be head amongst 
extended gunfire. 


<End log, 13:55:31> 


Officer J was subsequently captured and 
consumed by SCP-682 within 17 seconds of 
taking the offensive. 


Addendum 1861-J-C: Plan 1861-J-9 
Beatings will proceed until morale, or containment, improves. 


Footnotes 

1. D-Class personnel are optional. 

2. Mr. Kotzwara died later that same year of erotic asphyxiation. 
3. The envelope was not acid-free. 

4.SCP-012was considered as a close second. 

5. The quality of vocalizations varies significantly between 
personnel. 

6. Soloist Dr. M choked during the performance. 


SCP-630-J: A Song In Their Heart 


Item #: SCP-630 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: When not in use, SCP-630 is to 
be kept folded in a locked steel locker at Site-69. It is to be 
inspected for damage and cleaned weekly. Once per month, 
SCP-630 is to be mounted in Site-69's auditorium and between 5 
and 15 D-class exposed to it for 3 hours, or until all anomalous 
effects have ceased, with full video recording for later analysis. 
Under no circumstances are individuals with Security Clearance 
greater than Level 1 allowed to be on-site during a scheduled 
activation of SCP-630. 


While active, the testing area should be completely isolated for a 
minimum of three hours. Camera feeds and remote recordings must 
be on a minimum of a five-minute delay. Adequate supplies of 
bottled water should be provided for affected individuals, in order to 
avoid dehydration or exhaustion. All testing of SCP-630 is to be 
recorded through both video and audio feed. All experiments are to 
be conducted in conjunction with members of MTF Theta-R (Tommy 
Tuneups). 


Description: SCP-630 is a set of theater stage curtains made out of 
red velvet. SCP-630 appears to be physically indestructible, but can 
get dirty and requires regular maintenance to remove smoke 
residue, bloodstains, and water damage due to its effects. 


When mounted upon any structure that could be construed as a 
stage (regardless of whether or not it is usually used for theatrical 
productions), SCP-630 enters an active state and will initiate a 
localized reality alteration should any sapient being come within ~10 
meters of it. This state will persist for 150-300 minutes from the time 
of initiation, regardless of how many sapient beings are within range 
at time of cessation. Once the effect has ceased, SCP-630 will not 


activate for another 24 hours.1 If SCP-630 has not been used in 45 
days, it will soontaneously activate regardless of its location, with an 
effective minimum range of 1 kilometer. 


Any sapient being affected by SCP-630 will behave as if it is part of 
a musical theatrical performance and will spontaneously perform 
complex song-and-dance routines. While affected, affected 
individuals do not recognize this abnormal behavior as unusual, and 
will ignore or actively resist information to the contrary. The effect is 
contagious, and any individual who observes affected individuals 
live, whether in person or via audio or camera feed, will be similarly 
affected regardless of distance from SCP-630. However, recordings 
do not spread the effects, and an extensive collection of 
performances has been collected.@ 


While a performance is occurring, the surrounding environment will 
alter so as to present a more theatrically appropriate background, 
becoming prettier, more dramatic, or more representative of the 
theme of the piece being performed. This alteration includes 
increased luminosity in the area immediately surrounding the 
primary performers, topologically and structurally improbable 
alterations to the shape and construction of nearby structures, 
sudden weather changes, drastic alterations in the time of day or 
phase of the moon, and spontaneous sourceless musical 
accompaniment. Objects become optimized for use in musical 
performances, with clothing becoming more "thematic"S and offering 
a greater freedom of movement; footwear transforming into ballet 
shoes, tap shoes, or soft dance shoes; alarms becoming melodic 
and incorporating into any music playing; and any rhythmic sounds 
such as footsteps or clock tickings syncing up. Local fauna are 
occasionally involved, and there is one known instance of a complex 
12-minute dance routine performed entirely by a collection of 50 
housecats. 


Although SCP-630 has no direct adverse effects on individuals while 
they are performing, personnel will frequently later complain of 
exhaustion, blistered and bruised feet, painful muscle cramps, and 
dehydration. Physically unfit individuals frequently collapse or faint 
once the reality alteration has ceased and subjects who have not 
received vocal training often suffer from respiratory ailments and 


Subject: D-Class 546-3931 
Sheet: 55 

Date: 02/12/ 

Phrase: "South Dixie Drive” 


Subject 546-3931 was then asked to read from The Canterbury 
Tales out loud. About 30 minutes into the novel, the subject 
interjected the phrase “South Dixie Drive” directly into her dialogue. 
She was assured that this would be normal, and asked to continue. 
The phrase came up again at the 45 minute mark. By this time, 
subject 546-3931 refused to keep reading and asked to see a 
doctor. Frequency continued to escalate over the next 14 hours, 
when the subject was sedated due to a violent outburst at an 
assistant. When the subject woke up 8 hours later, her vocabulary 
consisted entirely of the phrase “South Dixie Drive”. 


Subject: D-Class 546-3931 (repeat subject) 

Sheet: 55 

Date: 02/15/ 

Phrase: ’The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs” 


Subject 546-3931 was instructed that writing the above phrase on 
SCP-546 would cure her current condition. Subject was unable to 
write down the phrase. 


Subject: D-Class 546-3880 

Sheet: 55 

Date: 03/02/ 

Phrase: “Bread; Eggs; Milk; Cheese” 


Subject 546-3880 is a Hispanic male whose primary language was 
Spanish. After writing down the test phrase, the subject was asked 
to sing the words to the Spanish version of “Happy Birthday” out 
loud until asked to stop. The first instance of the phrase occurred in 
English after approximately 25 minutes. The subject was calmed 
down, and then asked to continue singing the song, except this time 
in English. This time, the phrase did not occur until after 2 hours had 
passed. A written test phase later did not produce the same 
anomaly. 


strained vocal cords. While under the influence of SCP-630, 
individuals are unaware of these problems, but if enough area is 
available, will still drink water and take periodic rests "backstage" 
while others perform. 


Affected performers have no regard for the appropriateness of the 
content of the songs they sing, and will freely express their 
innermost thoughts, expose embarrassing personal secrets, reveal 
classified information, and complain about mundanities such as 
mustard stains on their clothing.4 


Notable Recordings: 
Agent Lament on 26 September 19 : 


Prof. Bjornsen on 31 March 19 : 
Various D-Class on 25 December 2013: 


Addendum: Janitor Scruffy consistently exhibits only minor 
alterations in his behavior while exposed to SCP-630, and is 
therefore the only person allowed to clean it. Below is an excerpt of 
the only thing he sings while affected: 


Footnotes 

1. Except on Saturdays, when SCP-630 can activate twice with a 
minimum of 4 hours of inactivity after the first cessation. 

2. DVD copies are available from the I.T. department, for $50 per 
disc. Cash or money order only. 

3. Ex: Standard-issue labcoats frequently transform into cloaks or 
capes and MTF riot helmets usually transform into either cloth 
domino masks or heavily stylized comedy/tragedy masks. 

4. Outbreaks ofSCP-222-Jhave been noted following observation of 
particularly mundane performances. Research into the correlation of 
these phenomena is ongoing. 


SCP-3467-J: Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken 


Item #: SCP-3467 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3467 is to be made fun of 
at every opportunity. Heckling, practical jokes, and pranks are good 
examples. Filming the more spectacular procedures is a must. 


Description: SCP-3467 is a six (6) foot tall, two hundred (200) 
pound man eating chicken. Subject is thirty five (35), slightly balding, 
dark brown hair and eyes, and slightly overweight. Name is Hank 

, and he has worked as a Level 1 cleanup crew for the past 
three years. Hank is never seen without a bucket of chicken, and 
only stops eating it when actually working, which is a rare 
occurrence in itself. 


It is known that Hank still lives in his mom's basement, and hearsay 
amongst the female staff is that he is still a virgin. 


Additional Notes: All video footage of the more impressive 
"procedures" performed on Hank are available in the central reading 
area. 


Document 3467-01: "Dammit guys, this isn't funny. The system still 
freaks out when | enter the building, and | don't have clearance to 
delete this stupid file. Thanks a lot, assholes." Hank 


Document 3467-02: "Now this is a bit unfair. | mean, it's not his fault 
he's fat, balding, still lives with his mom and.... No, no, sorry, | can't 
say that with a straight face. Come on, alright, let me try it again, I'll 
do it proper this time, | promise." Dr. 


Document 3467-03: In accordance with SCP protocols associated 
with this item, the following record of Special Containment 
Procedures carried out by Dr. Gears is submitted. 


After Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. With its incapacitation, SCP-682 
regeneration was being monitored via a sealed observation booth. 
This booth projected twelve feet into the current containment area, 
constructed of transparent super dense plastic developed by [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. SCP-3467 was instructed to clean the observation 
booth. When SCP-3467 was at the far end to the booth, the security 
door was locked. 


The sounds of SCP-3467 attempting to escape and Dr. Gears's 
uncontrollable laughter attracted the attention of a 67% regenerated 
SCP-682. SCP-682 attempted to attack SCP-3467; however its 
current state posed no danger to the structural stability of the booth.