SCP-2164-B is a Caucasian female in her early thirties formerly 
known as Jennifer . SCP-2164-B spent its life before 
Foundation recovery in Orange County, California. SCP-2164-B can 
perform small reality alterations with the aid of common crystals and 
non-corporeal entities, as well as heal various illnesses using 
homeopathic techniques. It also displays anomalous knowledge of 
subjects within its effect radius. As with SCP-2164-A, these effects 
reverse outside the one meter radius around SCP-2164-B. 


SCP-2164-A and -B have knowledge of and are mildly antagonistic 
towards each other. 


Tests Involving SCP-2164-A 
Test 1 


Procedure: SCP-2164-A given 20 g each mercury, 


powdered iron oxide, lead(Il) chromate, calcium 
carbonate, charcoal, 99.99% pure gold leaf, a crucible, 
and a pelican vessel. 

Results: SCP-2164-A took all provided materials except 
gold. Over the course of four weeks, SCP-2164-A 
conducted a complex series of alchemical procedures 
including [DATA EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF O5 
COMMAND]. Resultant object leaks clear amber-colored 
fluid, which SCP-2164-A claims has a strong 
rejuvenation factor. Fluid administered to 75 year old D- 
Class with advanced Parkinson's Disease and chronic 
rheumatoid arthritis. Subject's tremors and joint pain 
vanished and subject displayed drastically increased 
visual clarity and endurance. All restorative effects of the 
fluid reverse when subject leaves SCP-2164. Subject 
terminated after resisting attempts to remove it from 
SCP-2164. 


Test 2 


Procedure: SCP-2164-A given various common 
essential oils and dried herbs, along with one copper 
kettle. 

Results: SCP-2164-A chose one vial each of Rosa 
moschata oil (musk rose), Lavandula angustifolia oil 
(common lavender), Cinnamomum verum oil (cinnamon), 
and dried Quercus robur (English oak) leaves. 
SCP-2164-A waited until first day of the waxing moon 
before boiling the mixture in the kettle. Audio surveillance 
shows SCP-2164-A chanting periodically in an obscure 
dialect of Latin. SCP-2164-A then attempted to lure 
Junior Researcher Aaliyah Freeman into its event radius, 
claiming the fluid would increase her intelligence and 
attractiveness to male personnel. Junior Researcher 
Freeman alerted Senior Researcher Eric Stanton. 
D-23944 was dispatched and compelled to drink the fluid 
over the objections of SCP-2164-A. Subject immediately 
fell to the floor in front of SCP-2164-A, threw her arms 
around its ankles, and began to profess her infatuation 
with it. Effect disappeared outside SCP-2164 only to 


reappear when D-23944 re-enters perimeter. D-23944 
expresses revulsion towards SCP-2164-A when outside 
effect radius. SCP-2164-A's privileges are revoked and 
containment procedures updated. 


This is ridiculous. SCP-2164-A's actions hardly present a breach risk 
if the effect reverses a few steps away. Discipline him for this 
infraction but we could still benefit from testing him. -Senior 
Researcher Eric Stanton 


Request granted -Site Director Jacob DeLozier 
Test 3 


Procedure: SCP-2164-A requests round black wax 
pendant, essential oils of Juniperus communis (common 
juniper), Santalum album (Indian sandalwood), and 
Cedrus libani (Lebanon cedar), and a small dagger made 
entirely of silver. Request granted with the exception of 
the dagger. 

Results: SCP-2164-A carved an intricate symbol into the 
black wax with a fingernail before anointing it with each 
of the three supplied oils. SCP-2164-A then tucked the 
wax into its pocket, anointed its left index and middle 
fingers with the remaining oil, and chanted in an 
unidentified language. Research Assistant Mark Wagner 
was accosted by SCP-2164-A and convinced to enter 
SCP-2164 in exchange for a power charm and control of 
the site. Once Research Assistant Wagner entered 
SCP-2164, SCP-2164-A touched him with his left index 
and middle finger while repeating its earlier chant. 
Wagner's higher brain functions immediately ceased, 
leaving Wagner unconscious but highly open to 
suggestion. SCP-2164-A moved to the edge of its cell 
and commanded Wagner to uproot the Agrimonia 
eupatoria hedge. The Foundation occult specialist and 
containment expert at the time, Dr. Elizabeth Perry, 
retrieved seven sprigs of basil from the site cafeteria and 
entered SCP-2164. When SCP-2164-A attempted to 
touch Dr. Perry, it lost consciousness, enabling Dr. Perry 
to retrieve Wagner. Wagner revived once outside 


SCP-2164, and SCP-2164-A regained consciousness 
thirty minutes later. Mark Wagner was demoted to Level 
0 personnel, Senior Researcher Eric Stanton was issued 
a formal reprimand, and Dr. Perry was recognized for her 
quick thinking in preventing a containment breach. 


Test 4 


Procedure: To test whether any sapient being could 
manipulate reality within SCP-2164, Dr. Elizabeth Perry 
entered SCP-2164 wearing one long purple tunic, one 
wreath of basil, and one tapered, sanded branch of /lex 
aquifolium (common holly) engraved with the astrological 
symbols for the seven planets. 

Results: SCP-2164-A produced a beam of glowing red 
light and aimed it at Dr. Perry. Dr. Perry chanted a Latin 
charm against evil and successfully deflected the beam 
with the /lex aquifolium branch. The beam exited 
SCP-2164 and vanished. SCP-2164-A registered shock 
at this development. Dr. Perry chastised SCP-2164-A, 
referring to Foundation containment as "Limbo" and 
punishment for misuse of its powers. SCP-2164-A 
expressed remorse and has since fully adjusted to 
containment. 


Tests Involving SCP-2164-B 
Test 1 


Procedure: SCP-2164-B given a 20 mL vial of thyroxine, 
three seven-liter jugs of distilled water, and a one liter 
water bottle with a screw-on cap. 

Results: SCP-2164-B poured one liter of distilled water 
into the bottle and diluted 1 mL thyroxine in it before 
sealing the bottle and succussing it ten times against its 
open palm. After succussion it disposed of 990 mL 
water/thyroxine solution and mixed 990 mL fresh water 
into the bottle before succussing it again. SCP-2164-B 
repeated the process until all jugs of distilled water were 
empty. When questioned about the number of dilutions 
SCP-2164-B tilted its head and replied that it hated 


"weak-ass cures". It then administered 10 mL of the 
diluted solution to D-99746, suffering from advanced 
Graves' disease with pronounced exophtalmos. 
D-99746's eyes immediately retreated back into their 
normal position in their sockets. Subject no longer 
experienced tremors and CT scans within the effect 
radius showed subject's thyroid had shrunk back to a 
healthy size. Effect reversed once subject left SCP-2164. 
Testing of the solution both inside and outside the effect 
radius showed that no molecules of the original thyroxine 
remained in the solution. 


Test 2 


Procedure: D-3047 brought into effect radius. Subject 
has no known medical conditions. 

Results: Subject immediately takes on a dulled affect. 
SCP-2164-B attempts to engage subject in conversation. 
Subject demonstrates severe echolalia and begins to 
vigorously flap his hands. Symptoms reverse outside 
effect radius. Repeated tests with various D-class show 
a 55% occurrence of the phenomenon, with tests 
involving low-level Foundation personnel showing 
occurrences up to 85%. Upon reviewing medical records 
of test subjects, it was determined that about 60% of 
subjects who have received all recommended 
vaccinations displayed the above symptoms. When 
asked, SCP-2164-B rolled her eyes and stated "Love 
them, protect them, never inject them" in an exasperated 
tone. SCP-2164-B refused to elaborate further. 


Test 3 


Procedure: D-80044 was introduced to SCP-2164-B. 
D-80044 was born in 1994 and scored a 145 on the 
Stanford-Binet |Q Test and a +3.30 on the Foundation 
Expanded Intelligence Test for Non-Anomalous Humans. 
D-80044 was twenty years old at the time of the 
experiment. 

Results: [DATA EXPUNGED] After killing ten guards, 
three researchers, and critically injuring the site director, 


D-800044 was ambushed by Junior Researcher 
Maekawa who managed to disengage the unconscious 
SCP-2164-B from D-80044's back. As the two separated, 
D-80044 reverted to his usual mental abilities and was 
summarily terminated. SCP-2164-B was successfully 
revived and treated for minor injuries. Although 
SCP-2164-B was physically unharmed, the incident 
caused it to sink into a state of depression for weeks 
afterward. SCP-2164-B made statements during this 
time such as, "How could this happen? His aura was so 
blue", "The children were supposed to bring peace", and 
"| thought | could help him achieve his true potential". 
SCP-2164-B has since recovered, but it refuses to 
interact with individuals matching the parameters in the 
containment procedures. 


Incident Log 2164-1 

SCP-2164-A and SCP-2164-B were introduced to each other in a 
controlled testing scenario. The following is an audio transcript of the 
encounter. 


<Begin Log> 
SCP-2164-B: Hey! What the fuck are you doing here? 


SCP-2164-A: | am ooth to mynystriden to Nature, whose 
corages be seeke with thy lowmychnesse. 


SCP-2164-B: Lowmychnesse my ass. | can't believe 
these people haven't blasted you to smithereens. You're 
ruining everything, you know that? 


SCP-2164-A: | acknow, strumpete, that | am cheosen 
bringen a greene ayge of fantastical things. The reign of 
engels and daemons, of sprites and spirits, is nigh. | am 
the beodeman of the new Erthe, and | it conserveth from 
fraudes as thee. 


SCP-2164-B: Frauds?! I'm trying to save the world from 
your dark ritual bullshit! Didn't you guys, like, cover you 


in leeches if you had a cough? Now we know if 
Monsanto kept their evil little fingers off our food we 
wouldn't even have coughs. This is the future, 
Methuselah. We're enlightened, higher beings now. No 
way I'll let the Age of Aquarius be stained with your blood 
sacrifice nonsense! 


SCP-2164-A: This "Monsanto" necromancer | knowe 
not. How cowde he men of my day acursen a he of the 
nere presente be? 


SCP-2164-B: Well, it's not just them. Everyone knows 
you guys had way low vibrations because of all that witch 
burning and Black Plague. You got everything wrong 
about guardian angels too! Like, with all your hellfire- 
and-brimstone shit? Us evolved people know angels are, 
like, all about love and peace and self-acceptance and 
stuff. 


SCP-2164-A: May Albertus Magnus and all his 
feloshippe blind to thine hauteinesse be! The engels of 
the baleful Lord are far more terrifying grimful than thine 
tame, milde wights. Thine milk-minded pets resemblen 
the menials of the Most High as strands of electrum 
resemblen lowly dunge! 


SCP-2164-B: That's it! I've had it with your psycho 
mumbo jumbo! You're about to get your chakras “all* out 
of alignment! 

<End Log> 


Closing Statement: SCP-2164-A and SCP-2164-B 
charged into each other's SCP-2164 effect radius. 
SCP-2164-A was observed to raise his staff and shout a 
Latin incantation to Azrael, the angel of Death, as 
SCP-2164-B rolled her eyes upwards into their sockets, 
faced her palms towards SCP-2164-A, and vocalized a 
low "ohm". Observers of both the event itself and the 
video footage express extreme psychological distress 
after this point. Under extreme sedation, observers 
report simultaneously witnessing both SCP-2164-A's 


SCP-245: SCP-RPG 


Item #: SCP-245 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Copies of SCP-245-1 are to be 
contained on airgapped computers. These computers are to be 
located on floor 10, section C of Site-8s. Individual iterations of 
SCP-245-1 are to be monitored and completed on a regular basis to 
ensure continued containment. 


Major changes to SCP-245-1's gameworld are to be reported to 
SCP-245's project head. Under no circumstances should 
SCP-245-1's master password be revealed to any entities 
encountered in SCP-245-1. 


Description: Please see SCP-245-1.zip for information relating 
to SCP-245. 


Notice: SCP-245-1 will only run on a system utilizing 
OSCP or the Windows operating system. 


« SCP-244 | SCP-245 | SCP-246 » 


curse hitting SCP-2164-B directly in the sternum and 
killing her and watching SCP-2164-A suffer a massive 
aneurysm and collapse dead with SCP-2164-B 
victorious. Observers then report that both SCP-2164-A 
and -B appear blurry and out of focus [DATA 
EXPUNGED] fifteen separate simultaneous sightings of 
SCP-2164-A and -B throughout the site were reported 
during this time. [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


[DATA EXPUNGED] 


After three hours, SCP-2164 containment was 
reéstabilshed. Containment procedures updated 
accordingly. 


« SCP-2163 | SCP-2164 | SCP-2165 » 


SCP-2165: Irredeemable 


Item #: SCP-2165 
Object Class: None 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2165 is to be left to its 
own devices. It is not to be acknowledged in any way outside of this 
reference. This reference is to be kept in an extra-temporal, extra- 
spatial location. All is as it has been. All is as it always was. 


Description: SCP-2165 is irredeemable. It is unknown if SCP-2165 
is a Sapient entity, a non-sapient creature, an inanimate object or a 
metaphysical concept. This has been deemed irrelevant by 
containment personnel. SCP-2165 has performed an action or a 
series of actions that caused it to be considered beyond absolution 
by universal consensus. The exact nature of this action or actions 
has since been erased from causality by universal consensus. As 
such, neither SCP-2165 nor any information about it are ever 
acknowledged by any other being, object, force, or concept. 


Addendum: There will be no forgiveness. 


« SCP-2164 | SCP-2165 | SCP-2166 » 


SCP-2166: Foot Pope 


Item #: SCP-2166 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents are to 
regularly monitor outdoor activity in elementary schools within a 20- 
kilometer radius of the location of SCP-2166's initial appearance. 
Should any children be observed engaging in SCP-2166 activity, 
field agents are to be dispatched to the corresponding school(s) to 
administer amnestics to all students involved once the current round 
of SCP-2166 has concluded. 


Should any children engaging in SCP-2166 be joined by an 
unfamiliar young child who is not present on any available class 
listings, the agent is to follow said individual to determine their place 
of residence for further Foundation observation. 


Description: SCP-2166 is an anomalous children's playground 
game, colloquially known as "Foot Pope". Several slightly-differing 
iterations! of the game are known to exist, but the following 
instructions are consistent across all versions: 


« The game requires three or more players and a space that 
has at least three different types of ground terrain2. 

* One player is selected to be the "Foot Pope". At the start of 
the first round, all players assemble in a circle around the 
current Foot Pope, who will chant a rhyme, "Foot Pope, Foot 
Pope, blessing feet / Showing where all steps should meet" 
and will pat the right foot of each player assembled. 

¢ When the Foot Pope has finished the rhyme and "feet 

blessing", the players disperse at a run and chant a reply, 

"Foot Pope, Foot Pope, stand ahead, / What land must devout 

feet tread?" 

The Foot Pope will then call out a type of terrain, and all 

players must place both feet on the terrain as quickly as 


possible. The player(s) who fulfills this task the slowest is "out" 
for the remaining duration of the round. 

« The Foot Pope states the chant again, with the players 
chanting the response again, and the round continues until all 
but one other player is "out". The remaining player becomes 
the new Foot Pope to start the next round.