RESPONSIBLE PERSONNEL: Stanislav Nikolaev k.6.H. 
DETAIL: OSI "SQUID ISPOLIN" is the designation of a 
large paranatural entity which attacked the politically 
neutral state of "Hy-Brasil" on June 13th, 1988. During 
the attack, the entity was killed by the Global Occult 
Coalition but displayed several key characteristics, 
including: 


« Extreme regeneration, quicker and more efficient 
than almost any previously observed. It is believed 
that this regeneration is a previously unobserved 
form of perfect regeneration, without downside. 


© Notably,"SQUID ISPOLIN" was only 
terminated with a nuclear device. 


Apparent ability to detect the aether, which was 
evidently used by the entity in order to hunt. This 
form of aether is apparently present in all life, but 
also present in greater volumes concerning the 
usage of magic. 

"SQUID ISPOLIN" was evidently able to absorb 
this aether and then discharge it in the form of a 
fire, like that of a dragon of myth. 


Earlier this December, agents of the Psychotronics 
Division interupted a transport from the capitalist 
business entity "Marshall, Carter and Dark," which has 


had a long-standing ban from the Soviet Union. All 
product being transported was seized. 


One of the products taken was a collection of twenty 
eggs, which apparently had been collected from "SQUID 
ISPOLIN". Recovered documentation suggests that 
these eggs may be asexually hatched into new instances 
of "SQUID ISPOLIN". 


Most notably, if an entity similar to "SQUID ISPOLIN" 
were to attack an American city, their only recourse for 
defending themselves would be to use a nuclear device 
upon themselves. If the Americans were forced to deploy 
a nuclear weapon against themselves, it would be truly 
devastating for morale, and would not be easily traced 
back to the Soviet Union. 


Proposed uses: 

(i) Aether Detection - APPROVED - By isolating the 
organ of the entities that allows for their detection of 
aether, we can create instruments that allow for such 
detection, which will be a vital asset for field agents. 

(ii) Medical Regeneration - REJECTED - Extreme 
regenerative capabilities could potentially be harvested, 
allowing for rapid limb regeneration and healing. 
Potential concern over nature of this healing. 

(iii) Military Usage (Fire Breath) - REJECTED - 
Examining the function of the fire breath would 
potentially allow for more practical versions of flame 
throwers. Cost of such research would be prohibitive. 

(iv) Military Usage (Large Scale) - APPROVED - By 
releasing a similar entity to "SQUID ISPOLIN" in the 
waters near an American city, we can cause extreme 
devastation without a clear connection to ourselves. 


OSI "SQUID ISPOLIN" ADD.14.VIII.1991 
DIVISION "P" DEPARTMENT III 
APPROVED 20.VIII.1991 PRINTOUT NR: 1 


SIGNED i ccscsseesssesses S) 


DEPARTMENT HEAD IlIl-P-9-GRU D.NR: 23- 
VIII-1991 

ATTACHED TO DOCUMENT 24-XIlI-1990 
RESPONSIBLE PERSONNEL: Stanislav Nikolaev k.6.H. 
DETAIL: | have hatched two eggs and allowed them to 
grow for one month, at which point they were 
approximately one meter in length. It appears that the 
rapid growth seen in the instances killed by Marshall, 
Carter and Dark is only as a result of Sarkic magic. 


The two instances were hostile to each other and 
attempted to kill each other before we seperated them. 
The instances displayed a limited ability to tell the 
location of the other, even after being seperated for an 
extended period of time. 


| was able to train one of the hatchlings to follow simple 
commands. Since deploying one against a United States 
city will likely be more based on luring one in that 
direction, | feel this will be sufficient for that goal. 


| was able to kill the other hatchling by injecting it with a 
large amount of cyanide. All other methods of 
termination attempted - including incineration, 
exsaguination, and physical trauma - were unsuccessful. 
Perfect to drop on an American city. 


The trained "SQUID ISPOLIN" hatchling has been 
placed under cryogenic storage. This was the first 
instance of successful cryogenic storage, likely aided by 
the regenerative properties of the creature. Further 
research into cryogenics using "SQUID ISPOLIN" as a 
test subject are possible. 


The hatching of more "SQUID ISPOLIN" eggs will 
proceed as planned. Currently, another six instances 
have been scheduled for hatching and potential training. 


Additionally, | have isolated the aether detection organ of 
the "SQUID ISPOLIN" instances. As the hatchlings 
regrew any removed organs, there currently are eight 


copies. The organ appears to be highly sensitive and 
further testing is required so it can be used in tactical 
usage. 


NOTICE OF PROJECT CANCELLATION DIVISION "P" 
DEPARTMENT | 

05.1.1992 D.NR:05-I-1992 

ATTACHED TO DOCUMENT 24-XIl-1992 

SENDER: Sergey Dragonov 

RECIPIENT: Stanislav Nikolaev K.6.H. 

DETAIL: Following the dissolution of the Soviet Union, 
the Main Intelligence Directorate is being downsized. 
Many projects are being shelved, as prior aims of war 
against the United States of America are no longer the 
direction of the Russian Federation. Additionally, funding 
towards the Psychotronics Division is being cut, and we 
can no longer afford to support everything we did in the 
past. 


OSI "SQUID ISPOLIN" has been selected for 
cancellation as the Psychtronics Division undergoes this 
period of readjustment of critical goals. It has been 
decided that this project does not conform to the new 
goals of the Russian Federation, and must be cut. 


For this specific project, we ask that you: 


¢ Terminate all cryogenically preserved hatchlings 
via cyanide injection, and cremate all such 
remains. 

¢ Terminate all remaining eggs via the same 
process of cyanide injection, and cremate all such 
remains. 

« Place all isolated organs allowing for aether 
detection under cryogenic storage. 


We thank you for your cooperation during this time of 
readjustment and restructuring. 


PROJECT UPDATE DIVISION "P" DEPARTMENT | 
08.1.1992 D.NR:08-I-1992 

ATTACHED TO DOCUMENT 24-XIl-1992 

SENDER: Stanislav Nikolaev k.6.H. 

RECIPIENT: Sergey Dragonoff 

DETAIL: | have liquidated all of the assets of the "SQUID 
ISPOLIN" project, as ordered. The six remaining 
hatchlings were successfully terminated with cyanide 
injection, and the twelve remaining eggs were as well. All 
were cremated without incident. 


The aether detection organs - of which we had thirteen 
remaining copies - were all placed within cryogenic 
storage. 


As anote - | have not yet recieved a new assignment or 
project, following this one. Typically, when a project is 
shelved we recieve our new task shortly after the order is 
initially given. | was wondering if this was a mistake? 


PERSONNEL NOTICE DIVISION "P" DEPARTMENT | 
09.1.1992 D.NR:08-I-1992 

ATTACHED TO DOCUMENT 24-XIl-1992 

SENDER: Sergey Dragonoff 

RECIPIENT: Stanislav Nikolaev k.6.H. 

DETAIL: Following the dissolution of the Soviet Union, 
the Main Intelligence Directorate is being downsized. 
Many projects are being shelved, as prior aims of war 
against the United States of America are no longer the 
direction of the Russian Federation. Additionally, funding 
towards the Psychotronics Division is being cut, and we 
can no longer afford to support everything we did in the 
past. 


It is for these reasons that we must terminate your 
employment with the Psychotronics Division. While we 
valued your [INSERT NUMBER] years of service with the 
Psychotronics Division, we no longer have the resources 
to continue operating at previous levels of activity, and 
must regrettably end your employment. 


On January 16th, you will recieve a standard amnestic 
and hypnosis regimen to remove all memory of service 
with the Psychotronics Division. You will recieve new 
memories of service within a different Division of the 
Main Intelligence Directorate. 


We thank you for your cooperation during this time of 
readjustment and restructuring. 


From: Doctor Nikolaev, Prometheus Bioengineering Departmen 
To: Director Allen, Prometheus Bioengineering Department Hee 
Subject: New Project 


To Director Allen, 


Once again, | must thank you for the opportunity of working at P 
hoped it would be, and the facilities here are so much better fun 
having thirty years of memories stolen from me is unbearable, a 
form letter was insulting. 


You expressed interest in the last project | was working on with 
when the Soviet Union was. 


Attached to this email are my research notes from that, concern 
it). | had been working on producing new offspring from the egg: 


My superiors in the Main Intelligence Directorate had been most 
feel that there is another, more promising usage. According to th 
Energy" (which | had referred to as aether), you previously had | 


However, the organs of the C. gigantis were able to respond to | 
distances - the C. gigantis detected the fall of Hy-Brasil from ma 
detectors you have in use. 


These organs could be modified to be integrated within a biolog! 
sense with valuable field experience. 


I'm very interested in being able to work on this project again - it 
hate for that to go to waste. 


From, 
Doctor Stanislav Nikolaev, K.6.H. 


Analysis of the Plokamisuchus 


Analysis of the Plokamisuchus 


Unified Thaumatology Quarterly Vol. 75, No. 4, October 1988, 
pp. 33-40 


International Center for the Study of Unified Thaumatology 
Swansea Campus 


By Dr. S. Mann, Dr. G. Franklin, et al. 


Abstract 


The International Center for the Study of Unified Thaumatology 
has acquired the corpse of the Plokamisuchus from Marshall, 
Carter, and Dark Ltd. for study into the biological structure of this 
anomalous creature. The goals of this study are to provide 
MC&D Ltd. with potentially valuable anomalous material (as per 
the acquisition agreement), to examine the creature to determine 
its full range of anomalous properties, determine its origins and 
the possibility of another attack, as well as propose possible 
means of threat mitigation. 


Introduction 


On June 13, 1988, a large semiaquatic anomaly attacked the 
nexus of Hy-Brasil, destroying much of the city before it was 
eventually killed by the Global Occult Coalition, and subsequently 
recovered by Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd. At this point, nobody 
knows where the anomaly came from, if there might be more, 
and how to more efficiently terminate these entities if necessary. 


Already known properties of the anomaly are that it has the 
ability to quickly regenerate extreme wounds, the ability to 


generate a form of anomalous fire, and possesses a monstrous 
scale despite violating the square-cube law. The goal of this 
study is to determine the causes of all of these anomalies as well 
as potentially identify unknown ones. 


Methodology 


The study will be conducted by performing a necropsy on the 
Plokamisuchus to attempt to find the origin of its anomalous 
abilities and generate a more detailed understanding of its 
anatomy. Bio-samples will be subjected to deep penetrating 
Aetheric Resonance Scans in order to generate high-fidelity aura 
readings. Additionally, the creature's humors will be subjected to 
alchemical analysis, Kant counters will be employed to detect 
both internal Hume levels and any distortion effect on local 
reality, and several certified and licensed mediums will conduct a 
variety of rituals to assess any additional supernatural traits the 
body may possess. 


Results 


Outer Tissues 


of the Plokamisuchus. 
The outermost layer of the Plokamisuchus consists of 
overlapping "scales" which require approximately 5 gigapascals 
of force to break, measuring at 9.87 on the mohs scale and 
nearly 3 cm thick in some places. These "scales" are actually 
sclerites! fashioned into the shape of scales. The amount of 
metals in each sclerite varies but all are made up of a 
combination of iron sulfides, pyrite, greigite, and biological 
material from the skin of the entity. [1] 


The Plokamisuchus has been shown to have the ability to heal 
even extremely grievous wounds, in both life and death. 
Experiments involving resurrected tissue samples has shown the 
ability to regenerate lost biomatter at a rate of nearly 15% per 
day. While this is notable, it is still significantly slower than the 


regeneration shown when the anomaly was still living, where it 
could regenerate from severe injury within seconds. In both 
cases, high levels of red and yellow aspect radiation were 
detected, indicative of thaumaturgically accelerated cellular 
regeneration (Red) and accessing extradimensional or 
hyperdimensional stores of matter for said regeneration (Yellow). 


[2] 


The abdominal section of the Plokamisuchus is made of five 
tentacled appendages, similar to that of an octopus. The outer 
layer of the tentacles is also surrounded by sclerites, with suction 
cups protruding outwards. The Plokamisuchus has the ability to 
modify the tension in its suckers to release or increase the 
suction from the suction cups, allowing it to effectively grab 
objects. 


Internal Organs 


Analysis of the Plokamisuchus's interior was complicated by the 
discovery of its non-euclidean biology[3]. For those unfamiliar, 
the topology of non-euclidean spacetime is always inconsistent, 
both internally and with the surrounding area. Non-euclidean 
spaces can be bigger on the inside, or smaller, or both. Paths 
either don't lead where they should, lead where they shouldn't, or 
lead to multiple places at the same time. 


Bio-Thaumatologists have yet to formulate an accepted theory as 
to how non-euclidean biology can possibly sustain a living 
organism, however this is believed to be a major factor in 
explaining how a creature of this scale can exist. 


Despite the complications presented by its non-euclidean 
anatomy, it was nonetheless determined that the Plokamisuchus 
has all of the organs necessary to sustain life. 


First and foremost, the creature has a brain, as well as a nervous 
system. The subject's brain is approximately 2 meters in 
diameter and is toroid in shape, possessing a large nerve bundle 
running through the middle. It is separated into five distinct lobes 
with one lobe partially destroyed by the GOC's use of the 
Casaba-Howitzer. This makes an accurate examination of 


SCP-756 was first discovered on the body of Researcher 

after he unexpectedly collapsed during a minor cell inspection in / / 
. For several hours beforehand, Mr — had been complaining of 

numerous painful boils on his back. Following his loss of 

consciousness, a cursory examination showed that these “boils” 

were actually minute fragments of rock protruding from his flesh. 


However, one boil positioned on the back of Mr_ _’s neck appeared 
to be emitting intense heat, likely the reason for his collapse: 
according to instruments situated within the cell, the temperature of 
this boil climbed from 70°C to above 550°C. By then, all witnesses 


had fled the cell and sealed the airlock behind them, leaving Mr __’s 
incendiary death to be recorded by the security camera. 


When it was ascertained that the heat emerging from the neck boil 
had stabilised and was not projecting further than two metres, 
personnel returned to the cell and found that the interior was now 
little more than a vacuum contained by reinforced concrete. The 
neck boil had become a new star, while the small rocky protrusions 
had begun to form simple planets. Since then, SCP-756 has 
remained under observation, with particular emphasis on the 
evolution of life in the system.