<Begin Log> 
Dr. Fulnan: Hello SCP-1486. 
SCP-1486: Hey doc, long time no see. 


Dr. Fulnan: Indeed. 


SCP-1486: 9 months, if | had to guess (Laughs). How's it 
hanging? 


Dr. Fulnan: It's fine. Mind if | ask a few questions? 
SCP-1486: Shoot. 
Dr. Fulnan: Alright. Who or what made you? 


SCP-1486: Well doc, when a mommy and a daddy really 
love each other, or are really fucking drunk... 


Dr. Fulnan: Please answer the question. 


SCP-1486: How do you think? My momma got laid and | 


happened to be the fastest sperm. 
Dr. Fulnan: Alright. How did you become damaged? 


SCP-1486: Being born isn't fucking easy, you can get 
pretty torn up. | think | would know that better than 
anyone. 


Dr. Fulnan: Okay. So this woman is your mother? 


SCP-1486: Yeah, this woman here's my momma. Might 
not be the best looker, but she's got the best tits I've ever 
seen. 


Dr. Fulnan: So you've seen tits before this? 
SCP-1486: It's an expression, dumbass. 


Dr. Fulnan: But what about all the times you've been, er, 
born before this? 


SCP-1486: What? 


Dr. Fulnan: You don't remember being born before this 
birth? 


SCP-1486: Well, yeah, of course | do. 


Dr. Fulnan: Were the women those times not your 
mother? 


SCP-1486: | thought they were, but they would scream 
and throw me away. How could they be my momma if 
they would do that? 


Dr. Fulnan: They gave birth to you. 


SCP-1486: Well, yeah, but | mean they hate me. How 
could a mother hate her own kid, doc? Enough to hurt 
them so much? 


Dr. Fulnan: Lots of mothers... 


SCP-1486: It doesn't make any sense! How could they 
just throw me away? How could they just hammer it in 
like that? 


Dr. Fulnan: Well, | mean... 
SCP-1486: | just don't get it. 

Dr. Fulnan: 1486? 

SCP-1486: Can we stop please? 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Examination of SCP-1486 following 
the interview showed a severely increased excretion of 
cervical mucus from the area surrounding its eyes. 
SCP-1486 was separated from D-7397 and placed into 
storage. 


Footnotes 

1. Whether this effect is achieved through use of the same 
phenomena as observed inSCP-886,SCP-1263,SCP-1586, ora 
combination thereof is currently unknown. 

2. For financial and ethical concerns, testing regarding the subject 
body's acceptance and nourishment of SCP-1486 has not been 
performed. For more information read Dr. Fulnan's paper:SCP-1486: 
Hypotheses regarding the placenta and immune system. 


« SCP-1485 | SCP-1486 | SCP-1487 » 


SCP-1487: Beautiful Bones 


Item #: SCP-1487 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1487 is to be kept in 
Humanoid Containment Chamber #3821 at Site 23. Standard 
procedures in regards to humanoids have been put into place for 
this entity. 


Testing of the entity’s anomalous properties is to be supervised by 
at least two (2) Level-3 researchers. SCP-1487 is to be physically 
restrained when in the presence of humans or other living organisms 
unless it is being actively tested. Weekly interviews to determine the 
psychological condition of SCP-1487 are to be conducted by the 
lead researcher of the anomaly, Dr. Miles Wright Dr. Adelaide 
Fredricks. 


Description: SCP-1487 is a female humanoid of Filipino descent. 
The entity is fifteen (15) years old and measures 1.7m in height and 
70kg in weight. SCP-1487’s anomalous properties have not been 
present throughout its entire life; however, it is unclear when these 
traits manifested. 


SCP-1487 is unable to perceive or interact with any parts of living 
organisms other than the internal skeletal system. Due to this, the 
entity is able to identify different animal species, but tends to have 
difficulty in distinguishing between individual members. Nonliving 
materials, as well as organisms that possess external skeletal 
systems or otherwise lack internal skeletal structure, are not subject 
to this effect. 


SCP-1487, originally named Saffron , was recovered from the 
town of , TIN on 29/11/2012. SCP-1487 is unusually well- 
adjusted to its condition and rarely responds negatively when 
questioned about it. At the end of initial analysis, Dr. Wright, who 


specializes in dealing with teenage and young adult anomalies, was 
assigned to lead the research on SCP-1487. 


Interview Log-1487-Delta: 
Interviewed: SCP-1487 
Interviewer: Doctor Wright 


Foreword: Following the initial containment, 
classification, and observation of SCP-1487, Dr. Miles 
Wright, a specialist in social adolescent human 
interaction, was assigned to lead the research of 
SCP-1487. The following log comprises Dr. Wright’s first 
interaction with the organism, as well as SCP-1487’s first 
one-on-one interview with a Foundation employee. 


<Begin Log> 
Wright: Good day... let’s see, may | call you, “Saffron?”! 
SCP-1487: Sure. And what can | call you? 


Wright: Well, my name’s Miles Wright. You can call me 
Doctor Wright or even Miles, if you really want to. 


SCP-1487: I’m gonna call you Miley. Like the shitty 
singer. 


Wright: [smiles and shakes head] Alright, alright, | guess 
that’s okay. So, can you tell me about yourself? 
Specifically, your, well, condition? 


SCP-1487: Hm... well, it just started, like... in October, 
about two months ago. And, well, when it happened | 
was just like “Holy shit!” Because, y’know, | couldn't 
touch people anymore, and that’s fucking... yeah. My 
hands just kept going through people’s skin like there 
was nothing there and hitting the bones inside of them. | 
mean, | know they’re bones now, but back then | was 
even more clueless than | am now, so it was even 
freakier. Actually, | kinda like the feel of bones now. 


They’re so smooth and strong, yet elegant, y know? 
Have you ever felt a bone? If not, you should, because 
it's really damn awesome. 


Wright: [smiles and laughs] Holy hell, you are weird, 
ain't ya, Saffron? 


SCP-1487: [pouts] Well, I’m sure you're not Mr. Perfect 
yourself, Miley. Anyways, a month after that started 
happening, | also started just seeing skeletons. Like... 
not people at all, just... skeletons. It’s not everyone, and 
it changes a lot. Like, | would see someone one second, 
look away, and when | looked back they were just bones. 
It’s been happening a lot more as time goes on. | see 
more and more people as just skeletons more and more 
of the time. It’s not everyone yet, though, which is nice. 
Like you, Miley, | can see you and your wrinkles just fine. 


Wright: [scoffs] Wrinkles? Hardly. Stress lines, maybe, 
but wrinkles? I’m hardly old yet, | still think the Beatles 
are cool. Anyways, back on task, does this happen only 
when you see someone directly? 


SCP-1487: [shakes head] No, it happens with pictures 
and photographs, too. 


Wright: Okay, okay. /flips through papers on clipboard] 
Well, | think that’s all for today, Saffron, but | think we'll 
be seeing a lot of each other in the future. 


<End Log> 

Interview Log-1487-Gamma: 
Interviewed: SCP-1487 
Interviewer: Doctor Wright 


Foreword: This interview was overseen with Dr. 
Adelaide Fredricks, specialist in child psychology, in the 
interview room. The purpose of this was to obtain a 
second opinion on the psychological condition of 


SCP-1487. 
<Begin Log> 


Wright: Hey, Saffron, it’s Dr. Wright. | brought my friend 
Adelaide today so she can watch us and just take some 
general notes. Is that alright? 


SCP-1487: [nods, smiles and waves at Dr. Fredricks] |’'m 
not gonna be able to remember her, though, Miley; she’s 
all bones. 


Wright: That’s alright, completely fine. You can basically 
always expect that I'll be the one talking to you, but I'll be 
sure to tell ya who’s who if | bring people in from now on, 
alright? 


SCP-1487: Sounds good, man. 


Wright: Cool. So, anything notable since the last time 
we talked? 


SCP-1487: Yeah, some of these people have some very, 
very nice bones. Like, hot damn. 


Wright: /laughs] You know that’s not what | meant. 


SCP-1487: /tsks] Whatever, man, you asked and | 
answered. Is that all for today? | got a long day ahead of 
doing nothing but going crazy, and I’m already behind 
schedule. 


Wright: Yep, I'll be out of your hair soon, these will 
mostly just be check-ins every week or so to make sure 
you're doing alright. 


SCP-1487: Sounds good, man. [nods at Dr. Fredricks] 
Nice to meet you. 


<End Log> 


Interview Log-1487-Epsilon: 


Interviewed: SCP-1487 
Interviewer: Doctor Wright 


Foreword: This interview was conducted solely between 
SCP-1487 and Dr. Wright, with no one else in the room. 


Wright: How are you today? 


SCP-1487: [noticeably more reserved and quiet than 
previous interviews] I’m fine, Dr. Wright. 


Wright: That’s good to hear. No deviation at all? 
Anything to report? Want to tell me how good everyone’s 
bones feel again? 


SCP-1487: [shakes head] 


Wright: Nothing you want to say? | Know we take a lot of 
tests, there must be something you want to tell me 
about. Come on, something interesting that happened in 
the past week, even if you weren’t really involved. 


[Neither Dr. Wright nor SCP-1487 speaks for 
approximately one (1) minute] 


Wright: Alright, well, we'll talk more next time. 
<End Log> 


Closing Statement: SCP-1487 is behaving drastically 

differently from previous interviews, possibly due to 

dealing with the implications of its condition. Dr. 

Fredricks will be present at next week’s interview. 
Interview Log-1487-Zeta: 

Interviewed: SCP-1487 

Interviewer: Doctor Fredricks 


Foreword: This interview was originally meant to be 


conducted by Dr. Wright; however, SCP-1487 refused to 
speak to him and requested to be interviewed by Dr. 
Fredricks. The entity continued to refuse to talk until Dr. 
Wright left the interview room. 


Fredricks: Hello... Saffron, was it? 
SCP-1487: [nods] Y-yes... doctor. That's it. 


Fredricks: Well, what’s wrong? Why did you want to talk 
to me instead of Dr. Wright? 


SCP-1487: Well, um, | assume you know how when | 
came here, | was seeing people as skeletons randomly, 
right? Like, how | would just see someone’s bones and 
nothing else and the next second | would see them 
normally? 


Fredricks: Yes, | remember that. What about it? 


SCP-1487: Well, over the course of the last few weeks, 
I've seen a lot of people. On my way to my testing, taking 
care of my room, guarding other things here, you know. 
Last week, it finally happened. It wasn’t a [snaps fingers] 
just-like-that thing, really, but everyone was just 
skeletons. With no changing at all. I've stopped seeing 
people. But that’s not what I’m freaking out about, | saw 
this part coming. 


Fredricks: What is it, then? 


SCP-1487: [remains silent for approximately thirty (30) 
seconds] | can still see Dr. Wright. All of him. No one 
else. |... please help. Please. | can’t do this. Don’t bring 
him back here, please, please please... 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: At this point, SCP-1487 lapsed into 
a panic attack and was subsequently aided by Dr. 
Fredricks. Following this, the information presented in 
this interview was presented to the Site Director of Site 


23, Roger Langley. Action on this information is pending. 


Addendum-1487-Eta: Due to the contents of Interview Log-1487- 
Zeta, Doctor Miles Wright had been instructed to submit to several 
examinations, including, but not limited to, blood tests, DNA testing, 
and a close inspection of the doctor’s past. The purpose of these 
orders was to look for possible explanations of this anomaly as a 
precaution; however, Dr. Wright has been reported missing as of 
19/12/2012. Foundation operatives have been notified of this and 
are currently searching for Dr. Wright. A decision is also pending on 
whether or not SCP-1487 should be used to identify more 
Foundation employees that may or may not experience the same 
anomaly that Dr. Wright did. 


Footnotes 

1. Please note that Dr. Wright was granted permission to address 
SCP-1487 by the name it was given prior to containment in order to 
ease the humanoid and make it more comfortable so that it might be 
more cooperative in interviews and tests. All other personnel are still 
required to refer to the being as SCP-1487. 


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SCP-1488: Partially Roboticized Tortoises 


Item #: SCP-1488 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1488-001 through 
SCP-1488-214! are housed in an underground enclosure within 
Site-15 provided with artificial sunlight and climate control adjusted 
to mimic the conditions of the Bols6n de Mapimi area of Mexico, 
with adequate seasonal variation. Food and water may be delivered 
to the enclosure as needed via security corridors furnished with 
lead-lined doors. Antennae have been placed throughout the 
enclosure to receive transmissions from SCP-1488 instances and a 
Researcher must enter the enclosure at least once every 24 hours 
to retrieve transmission records. An electromagnetic pulse (EMP) 
device has been relocated to the center of the enclosure and must 
be kept armed and ready to fire at all times. 


Six computer-operated Robotic Remote Recovery Vehicles 
(designated R3V-1488-1 through -6) have been deployed at various 
locations in northern Mexico and tasked with cataloging and 
retrieving SCP-1488 candidates to either be tagged and released or 
else transported to Site-15 for SCP assignment. Junior Research 
Assistants assigned to SCP-1488 are reminded that R3V units 
regularly communicate with Site-15 and that all communications 
must be reviewed and logged within 24 hours. 


In light of the large number of SCP-1488 candidates still 
unaccounted for, 2 Junior Research Assistants are regularly 
assigned to actively monitor online auction sites, wildlife sanctuaries, 
and unlicensed pet stores for potential SCP-1488 instances and 
notify project heads accordingly. With the species in question at the 
center of several conservation / rewilding efforts, Foundation 
members have been embedded in at least one of the more 
prominent agencies overseeing each project. 


Description: Instances of SCP-1488 were initially identified as 
individual specimens of Gopherus flavomarginatus, the Mexican 
giant tortoise, that had been augmented with electronic and 
mechanical components. However, larger-scale research has 
demonstrated that older instances have, on average, a greater 
instance of synthetic components than younger, that anomalous 
parents are capable of producing non-anomalous offspring, and that 
recent paleontological discoveries? point to a species far more 
synthetic in composition than the one observable today. These 
findings, in addition to the sheer number of instances discovered, 
strongly suggest that the G. flavomarginatus species itself consists 
largely or entirely of robotic vehicles in varying states of assimilation, 
through means currently unknown, into the genus Gopherus. 


While the majority of giant tortoises evaluated for SCP-1488 are 
wholly biological, non-anomalous and fully integrated into the 
Mapimi Basin's ecosystem, nearly 8.5% of specimens recovered 
thus far have been found to possess "vestigial communication 
devices" - compound metal spheres uniformly 18mm in diameter 
with a complex internal structure - embedded beneath the highest 
point of the tortoise's shell. Nearly all of the devices recovered 
appear to be operational, periodically emitting signals inthe = - 
range. Although communication devices are by far the most 
common anomalies observed in instances of SCP-1488, they are 
often accompanied by one or more of the following components: 


* One or more partially robotic limbs 

¢ Subcarapacial solar arrays 

¢ Series of graduated optical lenses 

¢ Spectroscopic tubes showing traces of alpha particle emitters 
¢ Digging or excavating tools 

¢ Electrically actuated magnetic coils 

¢ Drill machinery with cylindrical or coring bits.