After one month, the affected individual is rendered completely 
immobile and unresponsive to any outside stimuli. However, 
electroencephalograms$ have shown that affected individuals fully 
retain consciousness. Affected individuals will expire from starvation 
unless provided sustenance by outside assistance. Extensive 
attempts to regain limb function and cognitive senses in affected 
individuals have failed. 


Addendum 3071-2A: On 05/01/20 , security personnel reported a 
cloaked individual exiting SCP-3071, pushing a sealed envelope+ 
through the fence. The individual then retreated into SCP-3071 
before the individual could be detained by security personnel. A 
week after this report, all three security personnel reported gradual 
decline of motor functions. Further investigation revealed the 
extension of SCP-3071's area of effect, resulting in the loss of 3 
security personnel and 2 researchers. The perimeter of SCP-3071 
has been vastly extended under the guise of an agricultural 
development project. All surviving staff have been evacuated and 
submitted for physical and mental evaluation. 


[Access Transcript] 
To: The Foundation 


It is my dearest request that you do not 
interfere with our work. 

We have quite a day ahead of us. 

The Beast is upon you. 


~The Orphanage 


Addendum 3071-2B: On 16/02/20 , a previously unknown figure 
with white glowing eyes (now referred to as SCP-3071-1) emerged 


from SCP-3071, and breached containment, evading security 
personnel through unknown means. SCP-3071-1 reportedly 
approached Dr. Alexander Raedon, the head researcher of the 
SCP-3071 project, before attempting to assault Dr. Raedon. Security 
personnel neutralised SCP-3071-1 via gunshot. While the body of 
SCP-3071-1 was never recovered, SCP-3071 no longer retained its 
anomalous properties, and was classified Neutralized on 19/02/20 . 


Footnotes 

1. (SeeAddendum 3071-2B) 

2. The cause and source of SCP-3071's anomalous effect is 
currently unknown. 

3. EEG scans, used to record brain wave patterns. 

4. Analysis of the envelope dated it back to 1989, originating from 
the Soviet Union. 

5. The area of effect extended from 2m to 15m. 


SCP-3072: They're Trading Away Our Lives Out 
There 


Item #: SCP-3072 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3072 is to be stored ina 
category-SSPT! researcher-accessible office in Foundation 
Administrative Complex-55. The office is to be furnished with a desk, 
chair, photocopier, connected Foundation database terminal, and a 
lockbox. 


The office is to be limited to Level 4+3072 persons, any Level 5 
persons, or any persons carrying temporary Level 6-Delegate 
status. 


Level 4+3072 persons are to: 


* Keep SCP-3072, its containment area, and the Foundation 
database terminal inside its containment area in proper 
working order with standard tools and materials, to be made 
available onsite. 

¢ Photocopy and transcribe all SCP-3072 messages and place 
them in a secure location on the Foundation intranet, in a 
directory only readable by Level 6 personnel. 

¢ Archive the printed SCP-3072 messages in the on-site 
lockbox provided for this purpose. 


SCP-3072 is to be accessible to all Foundation personnel in the 
event the organization-wide Emergency Threat Level is set to 9 or 
10, and will remain accessible for the duration of the emergency. 
Available personnel in or nearby Foundation Administrative 
Complex-55 should attempt to reach the office in which it is 
contained during such an emergency, following instructions detailed 
in the Extraordinary Special Containment Procedures, located at 
ESCP-3072. 


Description: SCP-3072 is an Edison Gold & Stock Telegraph Co. 
ticker tape machine. When properly powered and stocked with tape, 
it will print newly generated alphanumeric messages of varying 
content, even if disconnected from a telegram wire and blocked off 
from electromagnetic signals of any kind. The Foundation has not 
yet discovered a method to influence which messages SCP-3072 
produces. 


SCP-3072's messages seemingly originate from an irate business 
shareholder and are invariably advice or direct orders on what the 
operators of their invested business should do to increase the value 
of shareholder investment. 


SCP-3072, if provided enough ticker tape, outputs an average of 
441 printed messages in a day, though the frequency of messages 
is highest on weekdays, between 9 AM and 5 PM in the local time of 
wherever SCP-3072 is currently located. Testing of SCP-3072 
outside the jurisdictions of current legal time zones has not been 
initiated due to 


Examples of SCP-3072 messages: 


Non-redacted examples of SCP-3072 messages and a more 
detailed description are available to qualified personnel. In the event 
of the emergency level specified in the Special Containment 
Procedures, all personnel may access this information in the 
Extraordinary Special Containment Procedures at ESCP-3072. 


Footnotes 
1. Safe, Stationary, Placid, Telecom-Allowed 


ESCP-3072 


Item #: ESCP-3072 
Object Class: Safe Keter 


Extraordinary Special Containment Procedures: ESCP-3072 is 
stored in a Foundation personnel-accessible office in Foundation 
Administrative Complex-55. The office also contains a desk, chair, 
photocopier, connected Foundation database terminal, and a 
lockbox. 


The office is to be limited to Level 4+3072 persons, any Level 5 
persons, or any persons carrying temporary Level 6-Delegate 
status. 


ESCP-3072 is currently available to all Foundation personnel, as the 
organization-wide Emergency Threat Level is set to 9 or 10, and will 
remain accessible for the duration of the emergency. Available 
personnel in or nearby Foundation Administrative Complex-55 
should attempt to reach the office in which it is contained 
during this emergency. Said personnel should immediately 
transcribe any printed messages from ESCP-3072 into the on-site 
terminal, which is currently displaying a direct link to the O5 
Council's Global Emergency Management Control Center. 


Description: ESCP-3072 is an Edison Gold & Stock Telegraph Co. 
ticker tape machine. When properly powered and stocked with tape, 
it will print newly generated alphanumeric messages of varying 
content, even if disconnected from a telegram wire and blocked off 
from electromagnetic signals of any kind. The Foundation has not 
yet discovered a method to influence which messages ESCP-3072 
produces. 


SCP-3072's messages seemingly originate from an irate business 
shareholder and are invariably advice or direct orders on what the 
operators of their invested business should do to increase the value 


of shareholder investment. 


ESCP-3072's messages originate from "Envelope Logistics®," a 
company purportedly part of an ownership group investing in various 
aspects of our reality. Envelope Logistics was first known to the 
Foundation by their "purchase" of Foundation database slot 
SCP-2557. ESCP-3072 messages have shown advanced and 
comprehensive foreknowledge of complex events pertaining to the 
integrity of reality, human civilization and, especially, financial 
markets. 


SCP-3072, if provided enough ticker tape, outputs an average of 
441 printed messages in a day, though the frequency of messages 
is highest on weekdays, between 9 AM and 5 PM in the local time of 
wherever SCP-3072 is currently located. Testing of SCP-3072 
outside the jurisdictions of current legal time zones has not been 
initiated due to the vital nature of ESCP-3072 during emergencies. 


Examples of ESCP-3072 messages: 


Though most messages from ESCP-3072 are repetitive demands 
that the Foundation reduce costs or take actions blatantly intended 
to increase the value of Envelope Logistics investments, 
ESCP-3072 suspends these activities during events which may 
cause K-Class End-of-the-World Scenarios, the cessation of global 
financial trading, or large monetary damage to Foundation holdings. 
This appears to be in the interests of protecting its "global 
investment portfolio." Examples of prescient ESCP-3072 messages 
regarding said scenarios is below. 


To date, printed messages from ESCP-3072 have allowed the 
Foundation to prevent over 1,291 potential K-class scenarios, in 
many cases forming our first knowledge of the same. The 
importance of messages from ESCP-3072 being continually relayed 
to the O5 Council during this emergency cannot be understated. 


Addendum: ESCP-3072 has been classed Keter due to the 
possibility that the 'market system' by which Envelope Logistics 
allegedly invests in numerous aspects of our reality results in 


behavior wherein shareholders decide to short-sell in pursuit of 
profit. For this reason, responding personnel are not to directly act 
on printed messages from ESCP-3072, only relay them upwards. 


SCP-3073: All the Men And Women Merely Players 


Item #: SCP-3073 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3073 is to be kept in a 
soundproofed containment cell furnished with 1 standard sitting stool 
as well as 5 folding chairs set up in such a way that SCP-3073 can 
"present" from the stool to any audience members in the chairs. The 
room is to be equipped with lights capable of being dimmed by a 
simple, handheld remote, which will be given to SCP-3073 for it to 
use at its own discretion. 


To ensure the utmost cooperation from SCP-3073, 5 on site 
personnel, selected at random, are to sit in as audience members 
for SCP-3073's performances. At least one researcher must be 
present for each performance to document any new instances of 
SCP-3073-1. 


For their own safety, and for SCP-3073's, all audience members are 
expected to use proper theater etiquette during performances. D- 
Class personnel are not to be selected as audience members. See 
Incident-3073. 


Description: SCP-3073 is a male of European descent with long, 
red hair, and attire that is similar to that of most modern day 
orchestra conductors. Where its face should be, SCP-3073 instead 
has a miniature theatrical stage. At most times of the day, this stage 
is completely hidden by SCP-3073's hair, which acts as a stage 
curtain. SCP-3073 is fully capable of speech and has demonstrated 
that it can see, despite its lack of a mouth and eyes. SCP-3073 
appears to be fluent in many languages but seem to prefer using 
English, French, German, and Italian. The only time when 
SCP-3073's stage is visible is when SCP-3073-1 manifests, at which 
point SCP-3073 will part its hair. When questioned about its age, 
SCP-3073 stated it is "as old as the stage itself". 


SCP-3073-1 manifests as a cast of miniature humanoids who will 
begin performing a certain type of live theater on SCP-3073's stage. 
SCP-3073-1 has been observed performing plays, operas, 
symphonies and, on one occasion, something one researcher 
described as a "Penn & Teller-esque magic show". SCP-3073 has 
shown to be very affectionate towards SCP-3073-1, referring to 
them as its "little friends". SCP-3073 becomes much more amiable 
and cooperative after SCP-3073-1 has had a live audience to 
perform for. Upon questioning about the number of entities that 
make up SCP-3073-1, SCP-3073 stated it currently has 113 
performers. 


Strangely, despite SCP-3073's passion for, and extensive 
knowledge of music and the performing arts, SCP-3073-1's 
performances are of objectively poor quality, as if most of the cast 
have little to no experience. Many members of SCP-3073-1 display 
extreme stage fright, terrible acting skills, and constantly forget lines 
during plays. Operas are sung off-key, and symphonies have been 
described as "an earsplitting cacophony". SCP-3073 itself never 
brings up the quality of SCP-3073-1's performances and becomes 
evasive when questioned. 


Should proper theater etiquette be broken during a performance, 
such as if an audience member begins talking or booing, all onstage 
cast members will stop their performance and stare at the offending 
individual. Should the audience member continue to ignore proper 
theater etiquette, SCP-3073 will become confrontational and request 
that the offender leave. If SCP-3073's request is ignored, it will 
attempt to forcefully remove the audience member. 


Incident-3073: During a performance of "Othello", SCP-3073 
tackled D-8692, a particularly ill-mannered audience member. The 
ensuing fight was quickly broken up by the four other audience 
members, but not before a cast member of SCP-3073-1 was 
grabbed and killed by D-8692. SCP-3073 became distraught and all 
performances by SCP-3073-1 ceased. All attempts to communicate 
with SCP-3073 at this time were unsuccessful. 


Two days after the fight, D-8692 suddenly disappeared from his 
holding cell, at around the same time, SCP-3073-1 began 
performances again. When questioned, SCP-3073's only response 


rate’, 'stress', and ‘blood glucose level’ - among various other 
physiological parameters, demonstrating accuracy surpassing that 
of modern technology. 


Experiment 380-01: Attempts to edit any of the text documents kept 
in organic 'files' has responded with a message reading "ERROR 
271: Data out of range.", and the loss of any changes made to the 
file. 


Experiment 380-02: Normal health monitoring devices have shown 
the numbers reflected from organic ‘files' to be accurate and 
therefore should be accepted as true. Requests to research 
SCP-380 as a potential health monitoring device are pending. 


« SCP-379 | SCP-380 | SCP-381 » 


was "We got a new cast member". 


SCP-3074: Kafka's Parking Garage 


Item #: SCP-3074 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation personnel are to 
work with the Ukrainian government to ensure that the building 
containing SCP-3074-A remains isolated and under quarantine. 
Entry into this building requires a minimum of Level-3 clearance. 


Description: SCP-3074 is the Izotova Parking Center, an 
underground car park located beneath an office building in Pripyat, 
Ukraine.! There are no records of its existence until its discovery by 
the Foundation in 1988. 


SCP-3074-A is a freight elevator used to access the first floor of 
SCP-3074. Pressing its only button will lower the elevator into 
SCP-3074. At this point, it becomes impossible to locate its 
occupants via GPS signal. Communication via cellphone and radio 
are possible, but unreliable. 


As of now, no means of entering SCP-3074 outside of the operation 
of SCP-3074-A has been found. In addition, SCP-3074-A will not 
return to the surface until it is completely empty and its doors are 
shut. Efforts to devise a method of safely leaving SCP-3074 (either 
via SCP-3074-A or via alternative means) are underway. 


SCP-3074-B instances are electronic kiosks stationed on every 
floor. Each kiosk includes a phone receiver, a keypad, an LCD 
screen, a coin slot, a card slot, a printer, and instructions.2 When the 
phone receiver is lifted, an internal line will ring three times; it will 
then be answered by SCP-3074-C. 


SCP-3074-C is the voice of an unidentified entity. An investigation to 
determine its nature and whereabouts is currently underway. 


One floor of SCP-3074 is 0.72-hectares (1.8 acres) in area, and 
contains 215 parking spaces. On the first floor, a ramp on the north 
end leads down to the next level. Each successive level has two 
ramps (one going down, one going up). Every level after the first 
shows increasing signs of decay and dysfunction, including broken 
light fixtures, inoperable SCP-3074-B instances, and barricades 
constructed of abandoned vehicles. These barricades are typically 
found obstructing ramps leading down. 


Although efforts are ongoing to determine the amount of levels 
below SCP-3074's first floor, evidence suggests the number is well 
above 100.