Description: SCP-3075 is a statistical discrepancy concerning the 
number of births in the German state of Schleswig-Holstein. The 
anomaly was first noted by government statisticians during the 
European Union census of 2021; 468 more children (designated 
SCP-3075-A) between the ages of four and nine were reported in 
predominantly coastal communities in the district of Nordfriesland 
than could be accounted for in any way. In all cases, birth 
certification was absent and no other evidence of birth was found. 
Persons directly affected by SCP-3075 could not provide meaningful 
information regarding the circumstances of the appearance of 
SCP-3075-A and fail to express suspicion regarding SCP-3075-A in 
general. 


The unusual and unexpected size of the discrepancy prompted a 
federal investigation that was unable to identify the cause of the 
anomaly; the case was handed to the Foundation by July of 2023. 


SCP-381 was recovered by Agent in ,Spainon - - .ltwas 
found in an unopened envelope sealed with the arms of Philip II of 
Spain, along with the preserved skeleton of a messenger (further 
examination of the skeleton revealed probable cause of death as 
[DATA EXPUNGED)). Along with SCP-381, the envelope contained 
a written note to “HRM Elizabeth | on the event of her Coronation,” 
expressing Philip’s congratulations and wishes for a prosperous 
rule, and the contents of the envelope are noted as “a composition 
to ryvle the beauty of even Your Majesty.” The missive is dated 28 
December, 1558. 


Addendum-381-1: Research in the Vatican Archives by Dr. 

with the help of Cardinal has revealed a work commissioned 
by Pope Paul IV matching the description of SCP-381, though no 
mention of any unusual combustive properties is mentioned. The 
piece was commissioned from Italian composer , who 
notably vanished after he [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


Although this information is largely irrelevant to the status of the 
SCP today, it is of great historical interest when framed in the 
politics of the Protestant reformation and Catholic counter- 
reformation. General Bowe is obviously not the first to try to 
weaponize SCPs. — Dr. 


« SCP-380 | SCP-381 | SCP-382 » 


SCP-3075-A are physiologically and biologically indistinguishable 
from human children. However, instances exhibit difficulty with the 
comprehension and communication of complex abstract ideas. 
SCP-3075-A also exhibit poor facial and body language 
comprehension. The possibility that SCP-3075-A produce a memetic 
effect obscuring true anatomical characteristics has not been ruled 
out. 


Persons that regularly interact with SCP-3075-A tend to behave in 
an excessively agreeable manner and, in the case of psychologically 
mature individuals, exhibit a high degree of sexual assertiveness. 
This may be linked to persistently high levels of both serotonin and 
dopamine in affected individuals. 


Specimen ZQ-457 is the cadaver of a humanoid entity of unknown 
provenance, discovered on 04.07.2021 (one month before the 
undertaking of the census) in the outskirts of a truck stop near 
Silberstedt, a town less than five kilometres outside Nordfriesland. 
The circumstances surrounding the specimen’s discovery and 
autopsy results led to the provisional reclassification of the object. 


The current focus of investigation is establishing a definitive 
connection between SCP-3075-A and ZQ-457. 


Specimen ZQ-457 Autopsy Report 
Autopsy of Specimen ZQ-457 


Date, Time & Location of Examination: 
08.07.2021, 09:45 CEST, Site-86 Operation 
Suite D 


Conducted by: Dr. E. Kampf, Site-86 medical 
examiner; assisted by mortuary technician R. 
Penning 


Examination Summary: ZQ-457 is 
superficially human in appearance. The 
cadaver is largely covered with short brown 
hair, with the exception of the face, hands, and 


feet. The cadaver is reminiscent of a human 
child between the ages of four and five. Black 
putrefaction is evident. 


ZQ-457’s facial features and skull structure 
vaguely resemble those of a chimpanzee, with 
pronounced browridges and a notably narrow 
cranial cavity evident. 


The brain exhibits significant deviations from 
conventional biology. Complex metallic plates 
cover approximately 40% of the total surface 
area of the brain. Moreover, metallic, filament- 
like strands extend into the brain, with a 
maximum depth of 18 cm evidenced. 


ZQ-457 lacks a reproductive system. 
Furthermore, an approximately 27-week old 
human foetus of unclear sex was recovered 
from the abdominal cavity where the uterus 
would have been situated. The foetus was 
found to be covered in a polymer textile 
resembling a full-body bathing suit. 


Manner of Death: Unclear. 


DNA results: In comparison to H. s sapiens, 
ZQ-457 possesses a similarity of 99.6%. The 
DNA of the specimen closely corresponds with 
that of extinct species H. erectus. 


SCP-3075-A Surveillance Report E13 (15.09.2023) 
Prepared by: F. Hakim, Site-49 Surveillance Operative 


There is little distinction in behaviour among the 45 
SCP-3075-A instances under my team’s surveillance. 
Instances invariably and indiscriminately exhibit a high 
degree of obedience, docility, and friendliness, effectively 
latching onto any individual with which visual contact has 
been established. Individuals that are the target of this 


affection tend to respond positively, especially with 
increasing exposure. However, even where a negative 
response is observed, SCP-3075-A do not deviate from 
their established behaviour. 


Operation LT05 Interview Log 3075-903 
Interview Log 3075-903 


Location: Orphanage Date and time: 
07.01.2024, 12:35 CET 


Interviewer: D. Marion, SCP-3075 Field Agent 


Interviewee: SCP-3075-A-57 (referred to 
informally as Mira) 


Other presiding individuals (at Site-49 
Command): A. Kaminski, SCP-3075 Project 
Head; G. Naga, SCP-3075 Chief Researcher 


Foreword: 3075-A-57 is the most successful 
target of Operation LT05 to date, with Agent 
Marion able to establish a rapport with the 
instance within two days of initial contact. 
Agent Marion was instructed to question the 
instance regarding its past, prior to formal 
identification. 


The agent was fitted with a hidden body 
camera transmitting a live feed to Site-49 
Command. Voice communications, linking the 
agent and Researcher Naga, were also 
established to allow further instruction. 


<Begin Log> 
<Extraneous information omitted> 
Agent Marion (AM): Are you comfy, Mira? 


SCP-3075-A-57 nods and smiles at the agent. 


The instance holds a toy car, with which it 
interacts. 


AM: Alright. This is just a short little talk, and 
then you can go outside, ok? 


The instance nods again and continues to 
smile. 


AM: Ok. Now, what’s the earliest thing you can 
remember? Take your time, Mira. 


At this stage, A-57 ceases smiling. Instead, the 
instance is facially inexpressive and stares ata 
point off-camera. The instance continuous 
interacting with the toy. 


AM: Mira? Is everything alright? 
A-57 does not react. 


Project Head Kaminski (PHK): | take it this is 
unexpected behaviour? 


Chief Researcher Naga (CRN): Yes. I’ve 
never seen this reaction before. | don’t know 
what could be causing it... perhaps fatigue. It 
isn’t usually very taciturn. How should we 
proceed? 


<Extraneous information omitted> 


CRN: Ok. (To AM): Please cease the current 
line of questioning and direct the conversation 
to an unrelated topic. 


AM: How was your day, Mira? Made any new 
friends? 


The entity ceases its previous behaviour and 
proceeds to vocalise. 


A-57: Yes. Lots and lots. Too many to count. It 
helps that | give lots of presents to everyone. 
Did you see the one | gave you? | hope you 
like it. 


<Dialogue between AM and A-57 omitted here 
for brevity> 


PHK: Odd. Well, now that she’s responsive, 
let’s return to the original question. 


<Extraneous information omitted> 


AM: What can you remember from before you 
came to live with us, Mira? Any little details 
would be really helpful, if you can’t remember 
much. 


A-57 is once again unresponsive. 


PHK: Ok, there must be a pattern here, am | 
right? It's connected to the question itself. 
Could this be intentional, or some kind of 
involuntary psychological response? 


CRN: It’s too early to say. It might be 
deliberate, but | find that unlikely. The As are 
always cooperative, to a fault. Although there 
might be detectable neurological impacts 
worth—. 


PHK: What, what's this? 


A-57 exhibits facial spasms and struggles to 
vocalise. 


A-57: Insim... in... sem... inse... inseminate? 
I... | must t—tell you. Ah... zone three... 
zero... one? | love y—you too much. 
Insemination zone three... zero... pro— 
procreate, proli... pro...? 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: A-57 immediately fell 
silent and unresponsive. The significance of 
the instance’s last recorded words are unclear. 


CT scans and related analyses of neurology 
conducted on A-57 and three other instances 
while the aforementioned behaviour was 
exhibited failed to return unusual results. 


No cause for the anomalous behaviour could 
be identified, and no useful information could 
be extracted from the 3075-A instances in the 
context of Operation LTO5. 


Operation OR12 Executive Brief 
OR12 Executive Brief 
Duration: 15.02.2024 — 28.02.2024 


Mission Statement: The exploration of the 
possibility of mental tampering in individuals 
linked to the appearance of SCP-3075-A 
instances, including the identification of 
obscured and engineered memories and 
memory Cavities. 


Methodology: 15 preselected subjects from 
different households and orphanages affected 
by SCP-3075 were subjected to a two-week 
regime involving conditioning for increased 
suggestibility, mnestic therapy, and pre- and 
post-therapy interviews. 


Results: In all subjects, declarative memories 
occurring after 24.06.2021 are accompanied 
by parallel memories concerning the subject, 
alone, engaged in a variety of activities on 
various sand beaches and tidal flats located 


within the district. Although not corresponding 
to activities documented in reality, and 
inspiring no concern from the subjects 
themselves, these memories do not display 
traditional signs suggestive of a synthetic 
origin. 


One set of memories show a high degree of 
contextual convergence among subjects. 
These memories involve the subjects receiving 
intelligible information in an unclear form from 
an unidentified source. Recitation 
demonstrates a similarity of 90% among 
subjects (See appended document). 


Reconstituted Memory Fragment 
OR12-95776 


<Note: Sections in braces ({}) denote observed 
variations in the account of content among the 
individuals.> 


Hi. 


| saw you. Yesterday, at the beach. | was on 
the edge, by the rocks. You looked at me for 
0.03567 seconds. | looked at you for longer. 
1.43892 seconds — enough to see everything. 
Skin so soft and clean. Like melting soap. 
Bones so white and strong. Fingers so slick. 


And your head. Gently {pulsating} {quivering} 
crown. The {curve at the base of your skull} 
{subtle dent in your temples} — something 
otherworldly. Your brain. The perfect jewel in 
the perfect fluid. | can only imagine. What is it 
like? To be you? 


Come and meet me. By the beach. I'll be 
waiting. I’ve burrowed deep. Stared at your 
fresh, warm heart. It’s time you stared at mine. 


We should see the {sunset} {sunrise} together. 


Addendum 3075-19 (09.12.2026): In light of the current absence of 
meaningful investigation regarding SCP-3075, Specimen ZQ-457 
now ceases to be an associated object of SCP-3075. Following a 
review of SCP-3075 and its associated properties, and with the 
recommendation of the Ethics Committee, neither SCP-3075-A nor 
associated persons are to be subject to in-site containment. 
Furthermore, the object class has been revised from Euclid to Safe. 
—Director of Site-49, J. Havel 


SCP-3075-A Surveillance Report C236 (15.09.2042) 


Prepared by: E. Fowler, Site-49 Surveillance Unit 
Operative 


There are currently 38 3075-A instances under my 
observation. All may be described as well-adjusted and 
possess a broad range of social ties within their 
respective communities. All but three instances possess 
an active sexual life, with multiple partners and a mean 
average of 3.5 offspring per instance. This fertility rate 
corresponds with those documented by most of my 
colleagues, and are higher than the national average. 
The offspring in question are behaviourally similar to 
their non-3075-A parent, exhibiting relatively little of the 
comprehension and communication issues that are, to 
an extent, still present in 3075-A instances. 


Incident 3075-12: At approximately 02:27 CEST on 17.09.2042, all 
surveillance infrastructure in SCP-3075-affected domiciles 
permanently failed without warning. Upon establishing direct 
contact, all SCP-3075-A instances, as well as their offspring, were 
reported missing. Recovery is ongoing. 


SCP-3075-A Video Log VC425 


Video Log 3075-VC425 (02:23 — 02:27 CEST, 
17.09.2042) 


The following was documented several 
minutes prior to the spontaneous failure of all 
surveillance infrastructure at the home of 
SCP-3075-A-252. 


<Begin Log> 


The first floor bathroom, in darkness, is viewed 
from the south-east corner of the room. At 
02:23, A-252 enters the room and switches on 
the lights. The instance moves towards the 
sink and looks directly at the lens through the 
mirror in front of it. At 02:25, A-252 begins 
vocalising. 


A-252: Thank you. It was a beautiful. That 
moving sun. | wouldn’t have had it any other 
way. You are so perfect. 


The instance pauses and smiles. At 02:27, the 
instance begins to vocalise again. 


A-252: Now you know me. What do you think? 
Am | as perfect as you? 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: MTF Tau-70 were 
dispatched to the domicile and confirmed the 
disappearance of A-252 as well as the 
instance’s five children. The instance’s spouse 
was found at the scene, unharmed and 
unaware of the transpired events. 


The body of a biologically sexless human child 
between the ages of four and five was 
discovered 100 metres from the domicile. An 
autopsy report revealed the presence of a 27- 
week old foetus in the abdominal cavity. This 
foetus is of approximate human origin, but 
possesses notable genetic and anatomic 


SCP-382: Haunted Baby Carriage 


Item #: SCP-382 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-382-1 is to be stored ina 
standard Site- containment room, inside a 1.5 x 1.5 x 1.5 meter 
plexiglass box of 5 centimeter thickness, at minimum. A video 
camera is to be kept trained on it at all times, though this is merely 
for observational purposes. Due to the area of influence and 
deleterious nature of SCP-382's effect, it should only be removed 
from its enclosure for testing purposes, with staff observing from a 
remote location. 


The manifestation of SCP-382-2 has so far been confined to 
SCP-382-1, and therefore requires no special containment 
procedures beyond those already in place for SCP-382-1. See 
addendum 382-A. No personnel (Class-D or otherwise) should 
interact with SCP-382-1 for more than 2 hours, unless accompanied 
by at least one armed Agent. 


Description: In its inactive state, SCP-382-1 is a large baby 
carriage, manufacturedin19 by , & of : 
England. Its age shows; metal components are heavily rusted, the 
rubber of the tires is brittle, and the cushion is missing.