SCP-3480-1 is the designation given to a phenomenon that 
manifests at seemingly random intervals in SCP-3480.4 Between 5 
and 22 minutes prior to manifestation, Kant counters in SCP-3480 
read Hume values returning to baseline. When manifestation occurs, 
one unconscious human will spontaneously appear approximately 3 
meters above ground and will not move. The individual will then be 
surrounded by an ambient white light. Following this, Hume values 
in SCP-3480 will once again approach absolute zero. These 
occurrences are collectively referred to as a White event. 


Following the individual's appearance and the return to low Hume 
values, SCP-3480-1 will remain for a variable length of time. 
Interacting with an SCP-3480-1 instance is impossible due to its 
properties. Any and all matter that approaches within .5 meters of 
SCP-3480-1 will be subject to acute reality failure, resulting in 
instantaneous molecularization. Eventually, the light will recede and 
the individual within will fall to the ground and regain consciousness. 
These individuals are then considered to be instances of 
SCP-3480-2. 


All Instances of SCP-3480-2 are reality altering entities of various 
strengths, with the power of the instance increasing the longer the 
length of its associated White event. SCP-3480-2 commonly show 
signs of sociopathy, narcissism, and violent tendencies. SCP-_, 
SCP- ,andSCP- are believed to be SCP-3480-2 instances that 
manifested prior to SCP-3480's containment. Approximately 68% of 
SCP-3480-2 instances display physical or mental impairments. 
Common impairments include an additional heart chamber, 
amnesia, perfect polydactyly of the hands and feet, missing limb(s), 
increased endocranial volume and height, the presence of an 
abdominal organ of unknown purpose which emits and responds to 
radio frequencies in the 2.4-3.6 GHz range, and intellectual 
disability. 


+ Containment History- Level 3+ Access Only 


Instanc} Classificat 
of Realit 
Altering 
Abilities 


Length ¢ Descripti 


White 
Event 


Result 


SCP-3480-Zlass One 94 minutes Caucasian First 


SCP-3480-Z ass 
Three 


male 


encounter 


missing leftwith 


arm. 


74 hours; Black 
31 minutes female 


SCP-3480-2 
instance 
following 
containment. 
Target was 
disoriented 
and 
containment 
was swiftly 
achieved 

by MTF 
Omega-11 
"Paris's 
Arrows". 

No 
casualties 
reported. 
Initial 
containment 
procedures 
set 

following 
incident. 
Target 
reacted 


displaying with fear 
no physicalupon 
abnormalitiggeing 


Amnesiac 
with IQ 
tested at 


Foundation 
personnel 
and 


155: unconsciously 
utilized 
reality 
altering 
abilities. 6 
members 
of MTF 
Omega-1 1 
deceased 
due to 
exsanguination 
prior to 
successful 
capture. 
Target 
displayed 
significant 
resistance 
to 
tranquilizers, 
and did not 
lose 
consciousness 
until 49 
seconds 
post 
injection. 
Note: First 
casualties 
suffered in 
containment 
of 
SCP-3480. 

SCP-3480-@ss Four 192 hours, Asian male Target 
8 minutes with no reacted 
known with violent 
physical or rage upon 
mental sighting 
impairments TF 
Omega-11 


and 
immediately 
used its 
abilities 
against 
them. 
Target was 
not 

affected by 
tranquilizers, 
and live 
ammunition 
produced 
no visible 
damage. 

10 
members 
of MTF 
Omega-11 
deceased 
due to 

blunt force 
trauma. 4 
members 
of MTF- 
Omega-11 
deceased 
due to 
disintegration. 
8 members 
of MTF 
Omega-11 
deceased 
due to 
severe 
burns or 
incineration. 
3 members 
of MTF 
Omega-11 


SCP-3480-Z ass Two 20 hours, 


Caucasian 


17 minutes female 


with 
additional 


deceased 
due to 
acute 
reality 
failure. 
Following 
the deaths 
of all 
personnel, 
subjected 
proceeded 
to the 
Greek city 
of 
[DATA 
EXPUNGED] 
Note: prior 
to 
termination 
subject's 
actions 
resulted in 
a CK-class 
scenario 
that 
removed 
all 
knowledge 
of 
and the 
nearby 
island of 
from 
collective 
human 
memory. 
Target 
escaped 
initial 
containment 


heart attempts 

chamber| due to the 

and newly re- 

unusual | constituted 

height of} MTF 

2.2 meters. Omega-11's 
inexperience 
in 
containing 
this 
anomaly. 
Civilians 
deceased 
prior to 
containment. 

SCP-3480-Z1ltSs Five 480 hours, [DATA [DATA 
3 minutes EXPUNGEEKPUNGED}following 

which 
Procedure 
Lazarus-01 
was 
successfully 
enacted. 
Note: 
severe 
nature of 
containment 
breach and 
resultant 
CK class 
scenario 
resulted in 
major 
overhaul of 
containment 
procedures} 
the results 
of which 
are 
classified 


Level 5. 
MTF 
Omega-11 
was 
decommissioned 
following 

this 

incident, 

and 
containment 
responsibility 
was 
transferred 
to the 

newly 
created 

MTF 
Omega-12. 


+ Interview Log- Level 3+ Access Only 
Interviewed: SCP-3480-2-5 
Interviewer: Dr. Liam Dietz, Director Area 13 


Foreword: Instance is an Asian male with 
perfect polydactyl of hands and feet but no 
mental or memory impairments. Subject 
displays Class One reality altering abilities and 
was captured without incident. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Dietz: SCP-3480-2-5, please state your 
name and affiliation prior to your appearance 
in SCP-3480. 


SCP-3480-2-5: Dr. Arthur Shu, Level Three 
researcher with the Foundation. 


Dr. Dietz: What do you remember prior to your 


SCP-451: Mister Lonely 


Item #: SCP-451 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-451's current 
state, physical containment is not feasible. Extensive study of Agent 
J's psychological profile has allowed researchers to provide him 
with a mental task in order to keep him at Site-19. A security detail 
of two guards must accompany SCP-451 at all times in order to 
prevent attempts to access or release other potentially dangerous 
objects contained on-site. Any research into SCP-451 should be 
restricted to determining ways to contain or communicate with him. 


Description: SCP-451, formerly AgentM J_ ,is a Caucasian 
male, 33 years of age and 1.6 m tall. SCP-451 can not perceive the 
presence or actions of other human beings. Changes made to the 
immediate environment are generally not noted by SCP-451 unless 
his attention is elsewhere for any arbitrary period of time. Certain 
changes to SCP-451's surroundings are misinterpreted, including all 
attempts to communicate with him and any clear evidence of direct 
human intervention. Study may be necessary to determine a pattern 
in what is perceived and what is not. 


SCP-451 appeared at Site-19, one month after he was declared MIA 
following a failed attempt to retrieve a dangerous artifact. The 
actions of SCP-451 were found to be consistent with stress 
responses indicated in Agent J's psychological profile. Reports of 
petty thefts and "ghost sightings" between the artifact's location and 
Site-19 suggest that SCP-451 traveled here on foot, taking what 
resources were at hand. The artifact itself remains at large. 


Addendum 451-1: SCP-451 has recently shown suicidal 
tendencies. Despite how many staff feel about his presence, it is no 
excuse for providing him with convenient methods of self- 
termination. SCP-451 was a valuable agent before his accident and 


appearance? 


SCP-3480-2-5: It's confusing, to say the least. 
The last thing | remember is my Site receiving 
an alert about the Ganymede Protocol. The 
next thing | know... 


Dr. Dietz: Please continue. 


SCP-3480-2-5: It was Hell. | can't describe it 
any other way. Sometimes up was down, 
sometimes | was part of a wall, sometimes | 
was twisted into shapes that defied geometry, 
and through it all | just kept disappearing and 
reappearing over and over. Nothing made any 
sense. But the worst part was the people. 


Dr. Dietz: Elaborate. 


SCP-3480-2-5: There were so many of them. 
More than I've ever seen. Most were dead. 
Many could barely be called human. They 
were all just... we were all just screaming. 
Even some of the dead ones. And then we'd 
be somewhere else and it would begin again. 


Dr. Dietz: Did you recognize your location, or 
any of the people there with you? 


SCP-3480-2-5: Yes, actually. Most were 
unfamiliar but every now and again I'd see 
colleagues and D-class | recognized from my 
Site. As for the location, it all seemed to be 
underground. Very high tech. | couldn't 
examine any of it, things got weirder the closer 
you were to one of those things. | was near 
one right before | showed up here actually. A 
couple times | appeared above ground. The 
surrounding landscape was different to say the 
least. No plant or animal life in sight, and the 
sky was red as blood. But I'd know those 


mountains anywhere... 
Dr. Dietz: And? Just where were you? 


SCP-3480-2-5: Sorry. | used to take my... my 
daughter there on vacation. Yellowstone. It 
was Yellowstone. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Subject's account 
corroborated by other instances of 
SCP-3480-2. 


Addendum 3480-1: Following the enactment of current containment 
procedures, no K class scenarios have occurred as a result of 
SCP-3480 and casualties have been limited to only _ individuals. 


+ MTF Omega-12 Mission Parameters- 
Level 4+ Access Only 


Item #: SCP-3480-O 
Object Class: Thaumiel 
Threat Level: White 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the difficulty 
of capturing reality altering entities without the ability to 
suppress their abilities and the high likelinood of a K 
class scenario resulting from a containment breach, the 
O5 council has authorized the creation of MTF 
Omega-12 ("Achilles Heels"). This MTF is to be 
composed of healthy SCP-3480-2 instances that are 
clones of Foundation personnel® from alternate Universe 
ALEPH and display reality altering abilities that rank 
class three or lower. Following capture, potential recruits 
are to display at least one year of good behavior and 
pass a psychological profiling exam designed to confirm 
loyalty to Foundation principles. Following this, potential 
recruits are to be offered membership in MTF 


Omega-12. 


MTF Omega-12 is to be permanently garrisoned in 
Area-13 to contain SCP-3480-2 instances during 
Protocol Kronos. In addition, Omega-12 is to be utilized 
for the capture or termination of powerful uncontained 
reality bending entities not associated with SCP-3480 
that are deemed too dangerous to be contained through 
standard engagement procedures. Members of MTF 
Omega-12 are forbidden from leaving Area-13 without 
authorization from the Area's director. Attempting to do 
so will result in termination. All members of MTF 
Omega-12 are to be fitted with remote kill switches 
surgically implanted within their skulls. Admission into 
Omega-12 is not to be coerced under any circumstances 
to ensure willing cooperation. Unauthorized use of reality 
altering abilities outside of Protocol Kronos or other 
authorized operations is grounds for termination. 


Protocol Kronos 


Upon commencement of White event, Area-13 
XACTS is to be used to temporally isolate Mt. 
Olympus from surrounding reality in order to 
reduce likelinood of CK class Reality Restructuring 
Scenario. 

One third of MTF Q-12 shall leave Area-13 and 
secure a circular perimeter 100 meters from 
SCP-3480-1. 

MTF Q-12 shall maintain the perimeter and rotate 
in four hours shifts for the duration of the White 
event. 

When the White event ends, present members of 
MTF Q-12 are to render the resultant SCP-3480-2 
instance unconscious through the use of long 
range tranquilizers while off duty members are to 
assemble and proceed to SCP-3480 immediately 
via spatial displacement to provide support if 
needed. 

If tranquilizers fail to incapacitate the target, Q-12 


members with Class One or Two ranking are 
authorized to use reality altering abilities to reduce 
Hume level of target, rendering it vulnerable to 
conventional weapons. 

Attempts by SCP-3480-2 instance to alter 
surrounding reality are to be suppressed by 
members of MTF Q-12. 

If resistance continues or attempts to escape 
cause visible destabilization of reality, MTF Q-12 
members with Class Three ranking are authorized 
to use their abilities to prevent and suppress those 
of the target. At this time use of live ammunition to 
terminate target is permitted and left to MTF 
discretion. 

Following apprehension or termination, MTF Q-12 
is to bring the SCP-3480-2 instance into Area 13 to 
be contained. 

¢ After containment, XACTS is to be deactivated. 


Protocol Addendum: Should a White event ever last 
longer than 500 hours, all members of MTF Q-12 are to 
guard SCP-3480-1 instance until completion. When 
SCP-3480-2 instance manifests, all members of 0-12 
are to use abilities to suppress those of the target. To 
prevent a possible HK class Deific Subjugation scenario, 
all Q-12 members are to use live ammunition to ensure 
immediate termination of target. Should Class Six target 
escape termination, Code NIGHTMARE JESTER 
GREEN is to be broadcast to all Foundation sites. 


Director Note: The use of anomalies to 
contain anomalies is always a difficult and 
dangerous endeavor, especially when the 
anomalies are humans that come from the 
very same anomaly they contain. The specter 
of Able hangs over us all, but for every 
Omega-7 there is an Alpha-9. The bottom line 
is this: without our anchors we can't stop the 
stronger greens with normal methods. If 
Omega-12 is decommissioned then the next 


time a vengeful D-class becomes something 
out of Homer we probably won't be as lucky as 
last time. 


- Dr. Liam Dietz, Director Area-13 


Footnotes 

1. Originally designed solely to contain SCP-3480-2 instances, 
Area-13 has since been spatially expanded via Pseudo-Riemannian 
Manifold in order to serve as the Foundation's primary internment 
facility for essokinetic and ontokinetic humanoid anomalies. 

2. SeeSCP-2096 

3. SeeCaldmann-Rzewski, 1981for an in depth explanation of Hume 
values in relation to reality and anomalous phenomenon. 

4. Averaging once every 9 months 

5. The longest white event recorded lasted approximately 480 hours, 
while the shortest lasted for 57 minutes. 

6. Clones of Foundation personnel comprise approximately 28% of 
SCP-3480-2 instances. 


SCP-3481: Glorious Sounds 


Item #: SCP-3481 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Both components of SCP-3481 
are held in an anomalous object containment vault in Site-19. 
SCP-3481-2 must remain disconnected from SCP-3481-1 unless 
written permission from Dr. Teller is presented. SCP-3481-1 must be 
turned off while in storage. Personnel interacting with SCP-3481 
outside of testing conditions must wear protective ear-wear. Anyone 
who hears noises from SCP-3481 outside of testing conditions is to 
immediately inform Dr. Teller and report for psychological 
evaluation. 


Experimentation regarding track ~I%56taSYu is currently suspended 
under the orders of Dr. Teller (See Addendum 3481-A). 


Description: SCP-3481-1 is a 2006 white iPod Nano with one 
hundred and forty-nine tracks. The track names appear to be 
random sequences of characters. Every track was performed by the 
band [EXPUNGED]. When asked about these tracks the band 
denied making them. SCP-3481-2 is a pair of red headphones with 
all identifying markings removed. 


All attempts to access the data on SCP-3481-1 have failed. The 
device has no form of wireless communication, and no cable 
appears to fit into the headphone input, except for the audio cord for 
SCP-3481-2. This includes an exact replica of the SCP-3481-2 
cable. 


Each track begins with the words “Coming to you live from the 
music festival, how are you feeling today?”. Research shows that 
[EXPUNGED] never played at 


Test subjects have difficulty describing any of the tracks (see 


Document 3481-T-1 for details). However, the majority of subjects 
used the words, “glorious”, “illustrious”, and [EXPUNGED].