Input on the console is not a direct command to the 
equipment in SCP-3133's cell; instead, it sends a request 
for permission to a member of the Ethics Committee on 
duty. If the input is deemed ethically acceptable, it will be 
sent to SCP-3133's cell to inflict a measured electric 
shock. 


Audio from inside SCP-3133 is to be monitored by personnel with 
clearance level 3133/A, as well as a member of the Ethics 
Committee on duty. 


No person is to make any visual contact with SCP-3133, or any 
image representing it. This visual contact is a universally lethal 
cognitohazard. Memetic inoculation is currently in development. 


[REMAINING CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES CLASSIFIED AT 
CLEARANCE LEVEL 3133/A.] 


Description: SCP-3133 is a female human, currently 28 years of 
age. It has an anomalous ability to produce universally correct and 
useful information while under duress. Through extensive testing, it 
has been confirmed that SCP-3133 does not actually know any of 
the information it provides until it is forced to experience pain. 


Its abilities were first discovered in 2009, when it was kidnapped by 
oneJ S . During this period of intense stress, SCP-3133 
provided Mr. S with information that allowed him to successfully 
evade the authorities on at least four occasions. Upon Mr. S 's 
capture, he described SCP-3133's anomalous properties; agents 
embedded in the Police Department then brought it into 
custody. 


Despite the abhorrent nature of its containment, the Ethics 
Committee has permitted indefinite interrogation of the subject by a 
vote of 10 to 3, due to the extremely valuable nature of the 
information it has provided. 


Among other things, SCP-3133 has provided the Foundation with 
information leading to: 


* the capture of no fewer than five agents of the Global Occult 
Coalition 

* the prevention of no fewer than eighteen breaches of 
containment of Euclid- or Keter-class objects 

¢ [REDACTED 3133/A] 

¢ the rescue of O5- , who was suffering from a stroke at the 
time and would not have otherwise been discovered until 
much later 


Questions regarding the containment and treatment of SCP-3133 
may be directed to the office of Dr. Six of the Ethics Committee. 


[REDACTED INFORMATION AND SOME FURTHER 
DESCRIPTION CLASSIFIED AT CLEARANCE LEVEL 3133/A.] 


Welcome to your personal 
notes file, Dr. Six. 


[FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. IN THE EVENT 
OF YOUR DEATH, THIS FILE WILL BE 
SENT DIRECTLY TO O5-05.] 


Item #: SCP-3133 
+ AUTHENTICATION REQUIRED. PLEASE PROVIDE PASSWORD, 
Object Class: Keter 


Notes: SCP-3133 is a border collie belonging to the late 
Professor M at the University of . Professor 

M_ was a strict deontologist. (And therefore believed 
that an action, and not its consequences, is morally 
significant.) 


SCP-3133 generates a spherical field of effect whose 
radius extends at roughly 3 cm/min. This field of effect 
does one of two things; exactly which one is unclear, but 
the end result is the same. 


Possibility 1: Within the field of effect, normative ethics 
are objectively deontological. So, it is objectively wrong 
to do something bad as a means to a better end. 


Possibility 2: Within the field of effect, every sapient 
being believes that normative ethics are objectively 
deontological. 


Whichever possibility is true, SCP-3133 is a significant 
and immediate threat to the Foundation, due to its 
necessarily consequentialist ethical code. If SCP-3133 
were left uncontained, it is likely that the Foundation 
would dissolve entirely. 


Physical pain causes the field of effect around SCP-3133 
to recede, and SCP-3133 has therefore been outfitted 
with a shock collar. However, any rational agent morally 
responsible for this pain begins to radiate a similar area 
of effect. The only known person who matches that 
description and is still living is Dr. Six (i.e. me). | have 
made sure of this. 


Because normative ethics in my vicinity are 
deontological, | am constantly violating the ethics | now 
believe in. However, as an employee of the Foundation, | 
am contractually bound to support its (consequentialist) 
interests. Interestingly, another clause in my contract 
binds me to sole moral responsibility for the decisions | 
make in my capacity on the Ethics Committee. 
Therefore, | must ensure that SCP-3133 remains 
contained. 


So, in my own home at least, | am objectively a bad 
person. 


For effective containment, the documentation of 


SCP-3133 is deceptive, and designed to prevent anyone 
else from becoming morally responsible for hurting it. 
The 3133/B staff are aware of inflicting pain, but must 
ask for permission to activate the shock collar. The 3133/ 
A staff grants permission every time they push the green 
button, but are not aware of what they are doing. 


| (Dr. Six) now live in isolation, and | have secured a 
second shock collar, which | activate periodically to keep 
my field of effect in check. | only communicate with my 
colleagues on the Ethics Committee remotely, through 
electronic means. 


A colleague of mine has also agreed to make sure a 
certain border collie in containment is well-fed, and ask 
no questions. This colleague is a well-known 
deontologist and should therefore be unaffected. 


05-05, if you are reading this, | have died, and you have 
now assumed ethical responsibility for the containment 
of SCP-3133. You should therefore isolate yourself from 
the Foundation and periodically harm yourself. | 
apologize. 


SCP-3134: The Things Left Behind 


Item #: SCP-3134 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As removing SCP-3134 from its 
current habitat is impractical at this time, containment is instead to 
focus on keeping it from exiting Zone 29-Job. Containment teams in 
the area are to maintain their assigned front (‘Department of Mine 
Clearance’), while patrolling said Zone regularly to maintain 
SCP-3134's containment. Zone 29-Job is currently defined as region 
near Verdun, France, publicly referred to as 'Zone Rouge’; an area 
environmentally devastated by combat during World War I. 


As tourist activity was present in Zone 29-Job before the existence 
of SCP-3134 came to light, it is currently not feasible to remove 
civilian presence from the area. Instead, tourist presence in Zone 
29-Job is to be influenced away from areas in the Zone frequented 
by SCP-3134. Any civilians who do report sightings of SCP-3134 are 
to be dosed with Class-A amnestics by on-site plainclothes 
personnel immediately. 


Local spiritual clean-up organizations (See Addendum 3134-1) are 
to be monitored for any activity or communications regarding 
SCP-3134, and any suspected action on their part is to be 
neutralized at the first opportunity. 


Food appropriate for SCP-3134, as dictated by Nutritional Chart 
3134-1, is to be placed periodically within the center of Zone 29-Job 
in order to influence its movements. Planning and construction for 
permanent containment of SCP-3134 in an on-site facility is 
ongoing, and expected to be complete soon. 


Description: SCP-3134 is a large mammalian creature of black 
colouration, weighing 460kg with a standing height of 2m anda 
length of 2.6m. It appears to have suffered severe injuries in the 


past, including lacerations, burns and severe bruising throughout its 
body. SCP-3134 possesses features from a wide number of 
species, including multiple horns and antlers on its head, growths 
throughout its body resembling human facial features, and overall 
morphology similar to that of a bear. Despite these features, DNA 
analysis has revealed that SCP-3134 is genetically identical to a 
common rabbit. 


Current evidence suggests that SCP-3134 can only survive within 
the bounds of Zone 29-Job. When removed from Zone 29-Job, 
SCP-3134 exhibits symptoms consistent with respiratory difficulties, 
followed by severe seizures and existing burns spreading over its 
body. These symptoms reverse themselves upon SCP-3134's return 
to Zone 29-Job. While it is unknown whether these symptoms would 
result in SCP-3134's death, it has been determined that testing of 
that nature presents an unacceptable level of risk to further 
SCP-3134 study. 


Observation by on-site personnel has revealed that SCP-3134's diet 
consists mainly of unexploded shells, grenades and human remains. 
Although the first of these invariably explode during consumption by 
SCP-3134, it will quickly regenerate from such injuries.1 While 
SCP-3134 will not actively seek out humans, it does display severe 
hostility when it encounters them, often attempting to maul or 
otherwise attack them. SCP-3134 appears to prefer resting in 
trenches left from battles within Zone 29-Job. 


Despite its animalistic behaviour and aggression, SCP-3134 has 
been known to display signs of intelligence, primarily through the 
forms of emotional response to presented media. (See Interview 
3134-1) 


Interview 3134-1: 


On 12/08/2010, analysis of SCP-3134's living area while it was away 
feeding revealed what appeared to be a collection of photographs, 
arranged in a loose pile, believed to have been originally left behind 
by soldiers serving in the area which became Zone 29-Job. As 
SCP-3134 had not demonstrated such behaviour with any other 
items in Zone 29-Job2, this was taken as possible evidence that 
SCP-3134 had higher levels of intelligence than originally believed, 


SCP-397: You saw my society and so you destroyed it. 
Back in the forests of [DATA EXPUNGED], | saw your 
society, and so | was destroying your comrades, one by 
one. One by one. | hate your society still, doctor, but 
there is nothing | can do while I’m stuck in this... fake 
forest. Let me out, doctor. | have better things to be 
doing. 


« SCP-396 | SCP-397 | SCP-398 » 


as well as a possible connection to the history of Zone 29-Job. 


As a test of SCP-3134's intellectual capacity and the nature of its 
connection to Zone 29-Job, approval was given for an experimental 
interview to be conducted by the Abnormal Interrogations 
Department. Through the efforts of MTF-Psi-2 ("The Answer"), 
SCP-3134 was temporarily restrained in a manner suited for 
interview forest within Zone 29-Job. Interview was conducted via 
SCP-3134 being presented with several enlarged photographs by Dr 
McCall to test for emotional response. Although most presented 
photographs yielded no clear results, the following stimuli resulted in 


abnormal responses: 


Stimuli 
Photograph of one of the 
individuals who attempted to 
enter Zone 29-Job to neutralize 
SCP-3134. (See Addendum 
3134-1) 
Photograph of a field in the 
French countryside. 


Photograph of a World War I-era 
combat boot. 


Response 
Aggression response. SCP-3134 
attempted to attack photograph. 


Curiosity response. SCP-3134 
attempted to sniff and further 
inspect photograph. 

Fear response. SCP-3134 turned 
away from the photograph and 
cowered. 


Photograph of a field in the British Confusion response. SCP-3134 


countryside. 


Photograph of a German soldier 


ignored the photograph after 
several seconds of inspection. 
Aggression response. SCP-3134 


deployed to the area that became attempted to attack photograph. 


Zone 29-Job. 

Photograph of Georges 
Clemenceau, Prime Minister of 
France during World War I. 


Photograph of an officer in the 


Unknown response. SCP-3134 
attempted to adopt a bipedal 
stance for several minutes before 
resuming normal behaviour. 
Aggression response. SCP-3134 


French army deployed to the areaattempted to attack photograph. 


that became Zone 29-Job. 
Photograph of a World War I-era 
rifle. 


Unknown response. SCP-3134 
attempted to take photograph 


from Dr McCall using front paws, 

looked at it for several minutes 

further when provided, then 

dropped it to the ground and 

resumed normal behaviour. 
Photograph of a French soldier | Sadness response. SCP-3134 lay 
deployed to the area that became down and whimpered until the 
Zone 29-Job. photograph was removed.4 


Shortly after the final photograph was presented, SCP-3134 broke 
through its restraints and escaped into the surrounding forests. 
Construction of a covert installation in Zone 29-Job dedicated to 
containing SCP-3134 was approved after this point. 


Addendum 3134-1: On / /20 , several professional exorcists 
associated with the PWSSR° attempted to infiltrate Foundation- 
controlled areas of Zone 29-Job in a presumed effort to neutralize 
SCP-3134. These individuals were intercepted, dosed with Class-B 
amnestics and released.® Investigation is ongoing regarding how 
this group gained knowledge of SCP-3134. 


Several items of interest were retrieved from these individuals while 
in custody, including several coded crystal matrixes’, large amounts 
of holy water and refined chalk, as well as a copy of A.A. Gilford's 
Guide to Feral Exorcism: Eviscerating Malevolent Spirits from 
Animals8. 


Footnotes 

1. Curiously enough, SCP-3134 does not display these regenerative 
abilities after undergoing any other type of injury. 

2. Including modern photographs dropped by tourists in the area. 
3. Secured to the ground via bindings around its torso, allowing it 
only limited movement. 

4. SCP-3134 gave an identical response to photographs of other 
soldiers who had been deployed to the area. 

5. The Post-War Society for Spiritual Restoration, one of several 
societies formed after World War | to restore areas of France 
spiritually affected, through exorcism and other thaumaturgical 
means. 

6. Although normal policy would dictate a more severe response, 
this measure was taken so as to not initiate hostilities with the 


PWSSR, an organization with primarily good relations with the 
Foundation. 

7. A method of data-storage popular among thaumaturgical 
organizations in which information is stored in a crystalline form, 
usually worn as a necklace or ring. 

8. Copies of this text are currently available in the Foundation's 
Thaumaturgical Database. 


SCP-3135: Star Trek: The Next Generation: The 
Journey Continues! 


Item #: SCP-3135 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to the cavern 
containing SCP-3135-1 is to sealed behind electric fencing and kept 
under guard by security personnel at all times. Any individuals 
attempting to gain access to SCP-3135-1 are to be apprehended, 
interviewed, and administered amnestics as appropriate. 


SCP-3135-2 is to be stored in a humanoid containment chamber 
located at Site-22 and fed intravenously in accordance with 
Nutritional Chart 3135-2-1. This containment chamber is to be kept 
under guard by two security personnel at all times. Any analysis of 
the equipment attached to SCP-3135-2 must be approved by a 
member of Level 3 personnel. 


All broadcasts of SCP-3135-3 are to be intercepted as soon as 
possible in accordance with Protocol Upsilon-29. Following 
interception, targeted antimemes are to be displayed on affected 
programs to obscure memories of SCP-3135-3. Learning Computer 
Tau-22 ("NADAB") is to search online television communities for 
accounts of uninterrupted SCP-3135-3 broadcasts, and agents are 
to be deployed in the event of suspected exposure. 


Description: SCP-3135 is the collective designation for several 
phenomena relating to the American science-fiction television series 
Star Trek: The Next Generation. 


SCP-3135-1 is a full-scale replica of the USS Enterprise’ 
(NCC-1701-D) as depicted in Star Trek: The Next Generation, 
suspended in the air inside a large cavern beneath the Nevada 
desert. Although SCP-3135-1 does not appear able to move from its 
original position, it has been observed turning and rotating in place. 


Blasts of light have also been observed originating from 
SCP-3135-1, along with the launching of several projectiles. 
However, these attacks appear to be intangible and cause no actual 
damage to the surrounding cavern.