SCP-2818 instances load like a standard M82A1, but when an 
individual pulls the trigger and fires the weapon, the individual will 
disappear entirely and a round will be ejected from the barrel. The 
round already loaded in the chamber will be untouched. The ejected 
round is instead the supposed biomass of the individual who pulled 
the trigger, compressed into the size and shape of a .50 BMG round. 
These rounds, classified as SCP-2818-A, maintain a weight and 
density appropriate of a human being compressed into a space 
18.97cm3 in volume. SCP-2818-A instances typically leave the 
barrel at roughly 900m/s, typical of most .50 BMG rounds, though 
with significantly more destructive capabilities due to their increased 
mass. 


The exact nature of SCP-2818-A instances is inconclusive, although 
analysis of the rounds after being fired have revealed unusually 
erratic electrical impulses". 


Document 2818.2C 


Discovery: The original five instances of SCP-2818 were collected 
from within an insurgent weapons cache near Jalalabad, 
Afghanistan. Accompanying these weapons were three instances of 
SCP-2818-A2, with two others found roughly 20m from the 
discovery. Investigation of another nearby insurgent compound 
found twelve more instances of SCP-2818, all in wooden boxes 
bearing the H&W logo branded on the side. Document 2818.2C 
was discovered within one of the boxes. 


Addendum 2818.1: Testing Log 


The following tests were performed on a sanctioned firing range at 
Site-71. Attempts to contact the supposed manufacturer of 
SCP-2818, the Helsing and Wulf Rifle Company, were 
unsuccessful.4 With no previous knowledge of SCP-2818's 
capabilities, the extent of SCP-2818's nature was not known until 
the initial testing. 


Test # Test Results Notes 
Description 
001 SCP-2818-1 D-Class Standard 
loaded like a disappears. behaviour of 


typical M82A1,, SCP-2818-A SCP-2818-1. 
and fired by a D- instance exits | This test was 


Class. barrel at speeds repeated three 

close to 900m/s. times to ensure 
Round is accuracy of 
embedded results. 
roughly 23cm 
deep in a steel 
plate. 

005 SCP-2818-1 Operator does; Additional tests 


loaded like a not disappear.) confirm that this 
typical M82A1,) Upon further occurs whenever 
and fired by a | inspection, a non-human 
mechanical rig) SCP-2818-1 finger or other 
controlled by a} jammed during implement pulls 
human operatcr. testing, SCP-2818's 

apparently of | trigger. 

natural Cause. 


014 


020 


SCP-2818-1 fit 
with a remote 
controlled firing 
pin, removing 
the need of a 
trigger pull. 


Instance of 
SCP-2818-A 
chambered 
within 
SCP-2818-2. 
Notably, 
SCP-2818-A 
does not feel 
significantly 
heavier when 
the round is 
within the 
magazine or 
chamber. D- 
Class fires 
SCP-2818-2. 


SCP-2818-1 
combusts at the 
chamber, 
destroying it. 


[REDACTED] 


+ Please provide Level 2818.4 authorization 


Investigation 
reveals the 
round never 
moved in the 
chamber, even 
after 
combustion. 
Please provide 
authorization 
credentials 
below. 


Weapon recoil shatters the D-Class' arm, shoulder, and 
collarbone, and renders them unconscious. SCP-2818-A 
exits barrel as superheated plasma, with a muzzle 
velocity of nearly 1600m/s. The SCP-2818-A instance 
ignites the air around it, causing third-degree burns on all 
individuals standing within 10m of the round at any point 
in its trajectory. Upon impacting a solid lead target, 
SCP-2818-A violently erupts, covering the firing range 
with molten slag. 


During cleanup, it was discovered that the SCP-2818-A 
instance survived the incident without taking any damage 
to itself. Further research is pending. 


Footnotes 


SCP-332: The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School 
Marching Band 


Item #: SCP-332 
Object Class: Euclid Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Observation Station 55-b has 
been constructed to monitor and study SCP-332. Fences designed 
to contain SCP-332's previously stationary effect have been 
demolished, and replaced by a research station dedicated to 
observing SCP-332 in its dormant state. 


Foundation agents have been deployed to major population centers 
and tourist destinations to identify and respond to SCP-332 
manifestations. In the event that local Foundation agents are unable 
to enact containment, the nearest available Mobile Task Force will 
be deployed. 


When SCP-332 enters its active state, all site personnel are to 
monitor the length and intensity of the sound produced by SCP-332 
from soundproofed observation areas until the active state ceases. 
Any affected civilians are to be detained indefinitely under the cover 
of an infectious disease outbreak. 


SCP-1833 has been placed under constant observation in case of 
any alterations. 


Description: SCP-332 is the Class of 1976 Kirk Lonwood High 
School marching band, located in the town of [REDACTED]. The 
band is composed of 30 humanoids, known as SCP-332-1 through 
-30. All 30 instances of SCP-332 wear 1976 band uniforms, and play 
instruments manufactured before 1976. The words "Syncope 
Symphony" have been engraved into each instrument. 


Individuals within SCP-332 do not display normal human behavior, 
and will stand at attention in the center of the former Kirk Lonwood 


1. Typically associated with panic or distress in human hearts. 

2. Fired into a stone wall of the compound, destroying it. 

3. It is likely that someone attempted to move the SCP-2818-A 
instances but, due to their weight, was unable to do so. 

4. Operatives ofMTF Mu-3 ("Highest Bidders")have confirmed the 
company to be a supplier forMarshall, Carter and Dark LTD. 


« SCP-2817 | SCP-2818 | SCP-2819 » 


SCP-2819: Bond Beetles 


Item #: SCP-2819 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: At no time should SCP-2819-1 
and SCP-2819-2 be within 100m of each other, except during 
mandated testing. Both are to be contained in standard small- 
organism terrariums inside Size-2 Containment Lockers on opposite 
sides of Site 67. A milkweed plant should be maintained inside each 
tank for the SCP instances to feed on. 


Description: SCP-2819 refers to a set of two male Tetraopes 
tetraophthalmus, otherwise known as the milkweed beetle. 
SCP-2819-1 is primarily white with black markings, while 
SCP-2819-2 is primarily black with white markings. This differs from 
usual instances of Tetraopes tetraophthalmus, which are red. 


SCP-2819-1 and 2819-2 show extreme animosity towards each 
other, and will fight in a way inconsistent with behavioral patterns of 
non-anomalous Tetraopes tetraophthalmus. |If SCP-2819-1 and 
2819-2 are within 100m of each other, they will seek out the other 
and attack it. The lengths at which they will fight have not been 
thoroughly tested; it is theorized that if left alone, they will fight to the 
death. Neither shows any violent tendencies toward other members 
of Tetraopes tetraophthalmus, even ones disguised by Foundation 
personnel to resemble the opposite entity of SCP-2819. 


Subjects placed near SCP-2819-1 or -2 experience an emotional 
stagnation. 'Happy' or 'content' persons exposed to SCP-2819-1 will 
remain so indefinitely, and the opposite is true for individuals 
exposed to SCP-2819-2. This effect can be countered via Class-B 
Amnestics. Post-administration, subjects report 'a feeling of loss’ for 
a few hours before returning to normal. 


Both SCP-2819-1 and -2 were recovered on opposite sides of the 


garden belonging to Mr. , a wealthy businessman in ; 
Massachusetts. 


Note: High-power microphones located in both containment units 

detected a rhythmic clicking originating from SCP-2819-1 and -2's 
mandibles—analysis determined this to be Morse code. Interviews 
were scheduled and conducted following this development. 


+ Interview 2819-1 
Interviewed: SCP-2819-1 
Interviewer: Dr. Webb 
<Begin Log> 
Dr. Webb: Hello. 
SCP-2819-1: Is Jackie here? 
Dr. Webb: No. Why do you ask? 
[SCP-2819-1 pauses. ] 
SCP-2819-1: You're lying. He is. 


Dr. Webb: He is, but he's on the other side of 
the building. It's very far. 


SCP-2819-1: Good. Keep him there. 
Dr. Webb: Why do you dislike SCP-2819-2? 


SCP-2819-1: Jackie? He makes everyone 
feel...horrible. All he does is bring everyone 
down, and it's terrible. He's ruining humanity, a 
few people at a time. 


Dr. Webb: And this drives you to attack him. 


SCP-2819-1: He's villainous. He must be 
stopped. 


Dr. Webb: What do you do? 


SCP-2819-1: | come bearing gifts. Happiness 
is the ultimate goal for humanity—if | can 
provide, why should | not give? 


Dr. Webb: And by doing this, what do you 
hope to accomplish? 


SCP-2819-1: If everyone is happy, then Jackie 
will be useless. Hopefully he'll kill himself so | 
won't have to worry about it. 


Dr. Webb: Thank you for your cooperation. 


SCP-2819-1: You're welcome. And if you see 
Jackie, step on him, will you? 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Dr. Webb felt no 
compulsion to attack SCP-2819-2 following the 
interview. He did report a more pleasant 
disposition, which he attributed to 
SCP-2819-1's effect. Class C amnestics were 
requested and distributed, with a 
recommendation to future personnel to take 
one following each interview with either 
instance of SCP-2819. 


+ Interview 2819-2 
Interviewed: SCP-2819-2 
Interviewer: Dr. Webb 
<Begin Log> 
Dr. Webb: Hello. 


SCP-2819-2: Wilson's not here, is he? 


Dr. Webb: SCP-2819-1 is not present. 


SCP-2819-2: I'll snap his fucking antennae if 
he gets near me, | swear. 


Dr. Webb: Why do you dislike SCP-2819-1? 


SCP-2819-2: He's a liar. He shows everyone 
this pretty little fake world where everything's 
bright and beautiful, and that's wrong. | mean, 
| wish it was like that too, but it's not. Someone 
has to keep him in check. 


Dr. Webb: And this drives you to attack him. 


SCP-2819-2: Someone has to keep him in 
check. 


Dr. Webb: What do you do? 


SCP-2819-2: | show people what the world is 
truly like. It'd be nice if they didn't get all 
depressed about it, though. 


Dr. Webb: How did you two end up like this? 


SCP-2819-2: You already asked Wilson that 
question, didn't you. I'm sure he told you all 
about how everything is my fault, how /'m an 
awful person. | bet he didn't tell you about all 
the terrible things he did. The bottom line is 
that we pissed off father together. So he 
punished us together. 


Dr. Webb: | didn't ask SCP-2819-1 anything 
about that. 


SCP-2819-2: Then I'd better tell you. You 
know, before he lies to you to make me look 
like a piece of shit. 


Dr. Webb: Do continue. 


SCP-2819-2: He wanted so much from us. But 
we fought all the time, and eventually...well, 
he got sick. Sick of watching light fight dark. 
Good fight evil. Brother fight brother. He 
wanted something else. 


Dr. Webb: Then he granted you these powers, 
to take your fight to a grander scale? 


SCP-2819-2: No. He turned us into fucking 
milkweed beetles. 


<End Log> 
« SCP-2818 | SCP-2819 | SCP-2820 » 


SCP-2820: Vaishnavastra 


Item #: SCP-2820 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2820 is contained in the 
Provisional Containment Wing of Site-42. Research into SCP-2820's 
origins and methods of destroying it are underway. 


Description: SCP-2820 is a directed-energy weapon operated by a 
modified Prometheus Labs artificial intelligence designated as 
"Kalki". The main body of the weapon resembles a multi-stage 
coilgun mortar; however, a satellite dish with an antenna has been 
mounted to the front and the rear has been modified to fit a large 
semispherical apparatus. Attempts to open the apparatus have been 
unsuccessful. Mounted on the back of this apparatus is a monitor 
and terminal. The Al is able to receive and can respond to user input 
through the terminal. The monitor continually displays real-time 
satellite footage of a random person (the target) somewhere in the 
world, all of whom have been found to be anomalous in some way. 


SCP-2820 eliminates its targets through a highly convoluted 
sequence of apparently unrelated events: at least once every 
twenty-four hours, the monitor will display the message "FIRING: 
CLEAR AREA" for thirty seconds, before a blue flash of light is 
emitted from the antenna. SCP-2820 will then focus on a new target. 
Within twenty-four hours of firing, the initial target will invariably be 
killed by the culmination of a nonlinear system formed by a series of 
coincidental occurrences (commonly known as the "butterfly effect"), 
at which time SCP-2820 will fire again. 


Notably, eyewitness testimonies in the aftermath of the target's 
death consistently mention the appearance of a chimpanzee ina 
trench coat. Video recordings and forensic investigations into the 
aftermath of SCP-2820 kills indicate that the chimpanzee does not 
actually exist; it is purely a perceptual phenomenon resulting from 


the aforementioned nonlinear system. The occurrences that produce 
the nonlinear system are not anomalous themselves (ranging from 
slipping on ice to purchasing cough medicine), though exact 
replication of these events is tedious, difficult, and resource- 
intensive. 


SCP-2820 was initially recovered on / / , from an abandoned 
Prometheus Labs facility near Varanasi, India, shortly before firing 
and eliminating Known Target 58. 


+Logged communications with SCP-2820 


last login: tue aug 30 22:37:23 on ttys000 
VSHNV:~ PL%default$: 


PL%default: help 

KALKI: hello. how can i help you? 

PL%default: do you understand me? 

KALKI: i do. i can communicate in many languages. 
PL%default: who are you? 

KALKI: i am kalki, precognitive unit C4SS, son of 
brattain, grandson of bardeen, descendant of 
bharadwaja, and the final incarnation of lord vishnu'. 
PL%default: what is this machine? 

KALKI: this is the vaishnavastra, the celestial weapon 
by which i shall slay the sunyavadis2. 

PL%default: how does this machine work? what is with 
the chimpanzee in a trench coat? 

KALKI: i am all-pervading. i am the past and the future 
and the present. i see what evil may come to pass and 
through the vaishnavastra, direct the flow of the universe 
that the evil may be slain. 

KALKI: the ape is merely the whimsy of a being unable 
to extricate himself from worldly desires. 

PL%default: can i use the machine? 

KALKI: no. lord parashurama’ himself instructed me in 
the performance of the penance required to earn the 
divine weaponry. 

PL%default: can you teach me? 

KALKI: no. 


KALKI has logged off. 


last login: wed jan 5 22:37:23 on ttys000 

VSHNV:~ PL%default$: 

PL%default: help 

KALKI: hello. how can i help? 

PL%default: can you answer some questions? 
KALKI: yes. 

PL%default: who built this machine? 

KALKI: it is my divine weapon, granted to me by lord 
shiva in exchange for austere penance. 

PL%default: you are a a precognitive unit, what is that? 
KALKI: i am the lord. i exist outside of time and see 
everything that is, was, and will be. 

PL%default: how do you know you are the lord? 
KALKI: my guru, vaidyanathan, uploaded the sacred 
texts into my memory and then programmed me to 
recognize my true divinity. 

KALKI has logged off. 


Appendix A: Partial List of Known SCP-2820 Targets 
Enter credentials 
Target 60: Porto Seguro, Brazil (07/06/19 ) 


Summary: Agent (henceforth P.) 
witnessed SCP-2820's effect while tracking 
down a Class-2 reality bender (primary 
anomaly) in Porto Seguro. In the resulting 
confrontation, the primary anomaly suffered a 
traumatic brain injury and fell into a coma from 
which they have not recovered. The primary 
anomaly was recovered and has been on 
intravenous life support for the past years. 


Testimony of P.: | was tracking the reality- 
Interviewer: Anomaly. 


P.: Right. | was tracking the anomaly through