: Not particularly. Mostly just taking down physical 
information, at this point in time. Now then, if you could 
provide us with your date and place of birth, we- 


SCP-2686: (Shouting) How dare you! | will have you 
know that in my day | was the greatest wizard of them 
all! Thousands sought my wisdom and magic, to help 
them in their noble quests! Only the most powerful could 
reach my ancient wizardly sanctum, atop the highest 
mountain in the land. But still, there were too many, and | 
used my awesome might to transport my home to this 
distant land, where only the truest of heart could seek my 
wisdom. 


: |see. And when would you say that this change in 
location occurred? 


SCP-2686: (Speaking normally) | have lived in this land 
for nigh on three hundred years, growing in power every 
day. 


Based off Dr. ‘s research into SCP-306, we now consider it 
extremely likely that large reservoirs of SCP-306 exist in the wild. 
Because of both the physical danger and danger to secrecy 
presented, all sites are advised to monitor for wild SCP-306 
reservoirs. Any confirmed vectors are to be dealt with by applicable 
regional forces. 


Addendum 3: As of / /198, Site- has reported decreased 
efficacy of antifungal sprays used to combat SCP-306. O5-6 has 
authorized further testing to determine the cause of this change. 


Addendum 4: Incident |I-306-3. 


On / /198, all 12 contained instances of SCP-306-1 escaped 
primary containment during routine feeding. Researcher Thomson 
was fatally injured by a stray bullet as security subdued the 
specimens. 


The following is a transcript of an interview conducted with 
Researcher Fillis immediately following the breach. 


Level 3 Clearance Required 
Interviewed: Researcher Fillis 
Interviewer: Agent Lennard 
<Begin Log> 


Lennard: Thank you for being here on short 
notice. 


Fillis: Sure. 


Lennard: Alright, first order of business, 
please state what you were doing when the 
breach occurred. 


Fillis: Well, | was conducting feeding for the 
Three Oh Six Dash One specimens. What's 
his name, uh, Thomson was getting the feed 
and | was gonna administer it. | did a count of 


: And in that time period how many persons have 
visited this location? An approximate figure would be 
fine. 


SCP-2686: Err, well, you see, the thing about that. There 
haven't actually been any, save you. Surely you've got a 
quest you need aid in, yes? 


: Well, we could use some biographical information, 
if that wouldn't be too much trouble. 


SCP-2686: I'd hardly call that a quest. Only the truest of 
heroes deserve my power. 


: Then why do you not just go back to wherever it is 
you came from? | don't think you'll be getting much 
anyone here, do you? It's a bit out of the way, isn't it? 


SCP-2686: The thing is, though, | am a moon wizard, 
after alll. 


: Yes, and? 


SCP-2686: That means my power is divined from the 
light of the moon above, you know. 


: Right. 

SCP-2686: And we are on the moon itself, after all. 
: | see. 

SCP-2686: Where the moonlight is rather below. 
: Hmm. 

SCP-2686: Hmm indeed. 

<End Log> 


Closing Statement: It has been determined that 
SCP-2686, in its current state, poses no actual threat to 


the Foundation or its holdings, but steps should be taken 
to ensure that it does not leave the surface of the moon. 


Footnotes 
1. Meats noted by observers to consist of various livestock and 


reported by SCP-2686 to also include gazelle, caribou, blue whale, 
and griffin. 


« SCP-2685 | SCP-2686 | SCP-2687 » 


SCP-2687: Instant Organs 


Item #: SCP-2687 
Object Class: Keter (Safe classification pending containment) 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the widespread use of 
SCP-2687, Mobile Task Force Gamma-41 ("Bad Science") has been 
formed to track and contain any uncontained instances of 
SCP-2687-A and -B.! 


At all times, a set of 20 SCP-2687-A instances per depicted organ is 
to be kept at Storage Site-77 for use as emergency 
replacement organs when it is logistically infeasible to use non- 
anomalous organs. Any instances recovered beyond the original set 
of 20 per depicted organ are to be incinerated at a temperature of at 
least 475 °K. 


+ Additional Information: Level 3/2687 Clearance Required 


Research Lab #14 of Storage Site-77 is to be allocated 
for the production and improvement of SCP-2687-C. Due 
to their knowledge of SCP-2687's properties, Research 
Lab #14 is to be staffed by the former Prometheus Labs 
employees recovered during the initial suppression 
efforts of SCP-2687. 


Due to the anomalous nature of SCP-2687-C, as well as 
current attitudes of Foundation staff toward Prometheus 
Labs, knowledge of the purpose of Research Lab #14 is 
to be restricted to the following groups: 


¢ The current site director of Storage Site-77 

¢ Level 3 or higher researchers assigned to 
SCP-2687 

¢ Members of MTF Gamma-41 

* The O5 Council 


Any compliant Prometheus Labs operatives found during 
future SCP-2687 recovery efforts may be added to 
Research Lab #14's roster. 


Description: SCP-2687-A is a currently unknown number of 
polyethylene models of various human organs presumed to have 
originally been manufactured by Prometheus Labs. When ~20 g of 
organic material? is applied to a given instance of SCP-2687-A, the 
following occurs over the course of approximately 10 minutes: 


1. The model immediately changes composition from a plastic 
similar to high-density polyethylene to a series of unusually 
high-density proteins often found in SCPs such as 
SCP-2923-07 and SCP-534. 

2. Via unknown processes, the model increases vastly in 
volume, often destroying its container while doing so. Density 
of the model decreases, as per non-anomalous physics 
models. 

3. Aforementioned proteins form together into a previously 
undocumented form of stem cells. 

4. The stem cells differentiate into cells found in the modeled 
organ, essentially recreating the organ with a <0.01% error 
margin. 


Organs generated by SCP-2687-A are collectively labeled 
SCP-2687-B. All SCP-2687-B instances are genetically identical, 
and are apparently immune to organ rejection. During regular 
cellular replacement/death, the cells within instances of SCP-2687-B 
will revert into their original composition. This increasingly large 
amount of plastic within a person's body leads to death in ~75% of 
untreated cases. However, the use of SCP-2687-C has been 
capable of preventing death from occurring. 


SCP-2687-C is an /n Vivo CRISPR-Cas98 treatment created by the 
staff of Research Lab #14 during initial development of SCP-2687. 


SCP-2687-C uses anomalous genetic material to modify cells 
surrounding a SCP-2687-B instance, creating specialized organelles 
capable of processing the polyethylene plastic excreted by 
SCP-2687-B instances during cellular replacement. 


SCP-2687-C displays slight antimemetic properties; those not aware 
of SCP-2687-C's properties invariably ignore any information related 
to SCP-2687-C's existence+. Those aware of SCP-2687-C's 
properties are capable of perceiving SCP-2687-C, but are incapable 
of sharing information regarding SCP-2687-C with persons unaware 
of SCP-2687-C. 


Currently, information regarding SCP-2687-C's properties can be 
gathered via the administration of a standard Class W mnestic. For 
approximately 2 hours after the mnestic is administered, information 
regarding SCP-2687-C's properties can be received and, unlike 
most anti-memes, permanently remembered. This specific 
combination of antimemetic properties allows SCP-2687-C to be 
administered without a risk of discovery. 


The current version of SCP-2687-C was developed soon after the 
staff of Research Lab #14 was employed by the Foundation. 
Previous versions of SCP-2687-C include: 


* Amachine approximately the size of a modern fMRI capable 
of relocating all polyethylene currently inside a human body 
(Prototype; never released). 

¢ Direct injection of enzymes capable of breaking down 
polyethylene (Prototype; never released). 

« A swarm of microscopic, bio-degradable drones that broke 
down polyethylene in the body (Version released to the 
public). 

* Various other temporary solutions.° 


MTF Gamma-41 Abridged Documentation: 
+ MTF I-41 Credentials Required 


Composed of former members from various 
other Mobile Task Forces, MTF Gamma-41's 
mission is threefold: 


1. Locate facilities potentially housing 
SCP-2687-A instances and manage 
SCP-2687-A instances as per current 
containment procedures. 


2. Locate civilians potentially housing 
SCP-2687-B instances and administer 
SCP-2687-C as well as customized 
memory modifications. 

3. Dismantle the Chaos Insurgency 
communications network masquerading 
as Prometheus Labs. 


Objective #1 will be completed via the use of 
confiscated Prometheus Labs records, as well 
as information from Research Lab #14 staff. 
Facilities potentially containing SCP-2687-A 
are to be infiltrated for a maximum period of 
one (1) month. If SCP-2687-A is detected, it is 
to be removed via any means necessary to 
prevent further use. 


Objective #2 will be completed using records 
from facilities discovered during completion of 
Objective #1. Upon establishing contact with 
civilians possessing SCP-2687-B, MTF 
Gamma-41 operatives are to coax said 
civilians into arriving at a nearby Foundation 
observation post. Upon entering said 
observation post, civilians are to be 
immediately administered an instance of 
SCP-2687-C and replace all memories 
concerning the observation post with 
memories concerning a routine visit to a local 
doctor. 


Objective #3 will be completed via military 
action on MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down")'s part, 
as well as advanced communication 
interference of MTF Gamma-41's part. 
Members of MTF Gamma-41 are to configure 
customized radio jammers inside observation 
posts near Chaos Insurgency assets. Said 
radio jammers are to broadcast on all Cl 
frequencies, attempting to override their 


communications. 


If successful, any overridden broadcasts must 
be replaced with Class III or stronger 
memetics conveying a message commanding 
that all SCP-2687-A instances are to be 
destroyed. If unsuccessful, MTF Gamma-41 
must contact MTF Nu-7 and request 
immediate military action. 


Interview 2687-1: 
+ Level 3/2687 Clearance Required 


The following interview was between Agent Westbay and 
Dr. Lienau, a staff member of Research Lab #14. This 
interview was performed soon after Dr. Lienau contacted 
the Foundation, and was the first source of information 
regarding conditions surrounding SCP-2687. 


<BEGIN LOG> 


[EXTRANEOUS INFORMATION REDACTED 
- SEE DESCRIPTION] 


W: What was the first indicator that 
development of the product was 
compromised? 


L: In retrospect, Mickey joining our team was 
probably the first indicator. He was always a 
bit... off. It's hard to describe. Even when he 
was completely focused on his work, he 
somehow seemed preoccupied. 


W: You mentioned earlier that your team was 
suffering some financial difficulties. Could you 
elaborate? 


L: Oh. That was in late '96. We were moving 
out of animal trials and corporate notified us 
that a major contract had ended for no reason. 


| wasn't told who the contract was with, but... | 
can take a guess. As for my team, our budget 
was strained because of it. If we didn't make a 
market-ready product in a year or two, the 
entire project would have been for nothing. 


W: | see. Is that why the supplement you told 
me about only works temporarily? 


L: Unfortunately, yes. 


W: | suppose | should ask for more detail on 
what happened to the facility we found your 
team in. 


L: [Sigh] A few months ago, my team had 
reached a... high point, if you will. We were 
shipping out hundreds of organs every day. 
Each one meant another patient treated... |... 
it was our crowning achievement. [Long 
pause] Then, we heard about a missing 
shipment of the supplement. My superiors told 
me it was probably a bureaucratic accident. 
Nothing to be worried about. 


Then, we heard about another shipment. Then 
another. [Angry] By the fourth, corporate had 
finally figured out what was going wrong. 
Someone was stealing the shipments and 
taking them to who-knows-where... We only 
realized later that the Chaos Insurgency was 
involved. 


W: Considering that we just saved your team 
from a group of Insurgents outside your 
bunker, | hardly find that surprising. 


L: Oh. Well, thank you for that... As | was 
saying, after our shipments began 
disappearing, it became clear that our comms 
were failing. Within a few weeks, we couldn't 


get in contact with our superiors. The only 
signal functioning was the emergency line, but 
even that was a garbled mess. When the 
comms came back on, almost all the lines 
were filled with... well, memes. About fifty 
different programs, all layered on top of each 
other. That's what our filters said, anyway. 


W: Could you determine their purpose? 


L: Well, not really. The first person to go over 
the data was Mickey. He was the most 
resistant to such things, or... at least, his tests 
said so. After a few seconds, he got up, 
walked down the hallway, and choked out a 
security guard. He... he didn't even flinch. 
He... just... killed him. Then, he moved on to 
the next guard. Then the next. 


W: Excuse me. One man took out three 
trained private security officers with his bare 
hands? That's more than a little unlikely. 


L: Well, | don't know how, but every shot fired 
at him missed, even from a fucking foot away. 
[Pause] Sorry, that was unprofessional. 


W: How... [sigh] It's fine. Continue. 


L: My team ran off, but... one of them didn't 
make it. | don't know why Mickey even decided 
to be so brutal. [Visibly uncomfortable] He just 
tore his legs off and slammed the torso against 
a wall.6 


W: That's... unusual. Can you think of a 
potential motive for these actions? 


L: For Mickey, | have no idea. He might have 
been a sleeper agent, | don't really know. For 
the Insurgency... Prometheus Labs was 


already in a bad position. A lot has happened 
this year, and... well, maybe the Insurgency 
just wanted another technology to pilfer. 
Wasn't our facility ransacked? 


W: I'm not allowed to tell you that. 


L: Well, if it was... Agent, before we end this 
interview, can | ask you something? 


W: Sure. 


L: Please tell your superiors to try to save our 
patients. | haven't always considered your 
group to go out of their way to use anything 
that you consider anomalous, but I'd rather not 
be responsible for more than a thousand 
people dying. 


W: ...Of course. This is Westbay, terminating 
the first interview with Dr. Lienau. Date: 
December 17th, 1998. 


<END LOG> 


+ Access Research Lab #14 Recent Files? 


ONE UNREAD FILE ... FILE RETRIEVED 


Relatively little progress today. The only major 
accomplishment was the creation of a potential way to 
increase the convenience of the supplement. 


Due to the supplement's current injection-based design, 
it is relatively difficult to modify the cells of a modified 
organ, due to the injection having to be placed directly 
within said organ. 


the specimens, there were eleven, but that 
was wrong, because there should have been 
twelve. So | told Thomson to look at the logs 
and see if one had been moved to another 
site. All of a sudden, there's this flash of 
motion, and next thing | know I'm being pinned 
down by some of the specimens. | don't 
remember what happened after that. When | 
woke up, they were gone, and security was 
already there. Thomson was lying on the 
ground bleeding from his mouth. The guards 
escorted me out. 


Lennard: So you were attacked by the 
specimens? 


Fillis: Basically. 


Lennard: | understand that these creatures 
are normally quite docile. What caused this 
aggressive behavior?