SCP-2075 has been contained at Sector-G of Biological 
Containment Site-66 since its transfer from GRU Division "P" in / 
/1991 in wake of the USSR's dissolution. 


Description: SCP-2075 is currently a sixty-three-year-old 
Caucasian male formerly known as Aleksei Kravchuk - a security 
guard employed by GRU Division "P". SCP-2075 exhales a 
microbial pathogen capable of extreme neurological alterations. An 
individual infected by SCP-2075 is classified as SCP-2075-A and is 
considered an extension of SCP-2075. SCP-2075 is able to exert its 
anomalous effects regardless of distance after initial infection and 
will maintain control indefinitely unless SCP-2075-A is destroyed. 
Experiments using D-Class have suggested SCP-2075 is able to 
simultaneously use SCP-2075-A as it would its own body. If the 
primary host is destroyed, the surviving SCP-2075-A will become 
the acting SCP-2075, exhibiting its anomalous pathogen. SCP-2075 


is Unable to control more than one SCP-2075-A at a time. 


SCP-2075 has shown an eager willingness to communicate with 
Foundation personnel. SCP-2075 claims to have been born in the 
year 1204 CE.! Although there exist no records in which to verify its 
claim, if true then SCP-2075 is estimated to have been 787 years of 
age at time of its transfer into Foundation custody in / /1991. 


SCP-2075 prefers to speak in Russian but has also revealed itself 
fluent in English, German, and an archaic Uralic language that does 
not coincide with any modern known variants of the Uralic language 
family. Subject is literate but has made no request for any literature 
or writing implements. 


Interview / /1991 
Interviewed: SCP-2075 
Interviewer: Dr. Albert Cronenberg 


Foreword: First interview with SCP-2075 after 
its successful transportation and containment 
at Biological Containment Site-66. 


<Begin Log, [13:06]> 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Welcome SCP-2075. 
| hope that you are comfortable. 


SCP-2075: Ah. Very much so. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Good. | would like to 
ask you some questions. Please answer 
truthfully. 


SCP-2075: Of course. A man of honesty, | am. 
Ask your questions...doctor. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Noted. First, what is 
your name? 


SCP-2075: Does it matter? You will call me 


what you will. | am Karcist Varis. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Karcist? Not your 
birth name, | presume? 


SCP-2075: It is a title, doctor. But as true a 
name | might surrender. The name that once 
belonged to this face is ill suiting, no? 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Very well. Do you 
know why you are here? 


SCP-2075: For same reason Tsars keep me in 
dungeon. For same reason Stalin experiment. 
You are afraid, doctor. Much as they were. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Please explain your 
anomalous nature, if able. 


SCP-2075: One might as well explain the sun 
to the moon. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Try me. 


SCP-2075: When | was small, the Church 
spoke of two worlds; one of flesh and one of 
spirit. This is incorrect. There is no perfection 
in duality. | learned of the oneness of all. Tell 
me: what does the color yellow feel like? | 
know you can state some science but no 
words will translate the experience. My nature 
is much the same. 


| can show you. Come inside, doctor. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: | think we'll stop here. 
Thank you for your time. 


<End Log, [13:09]> 


Interview / /1992 


Interviewed: SCP-2075 
Interviewer: Dr. Albert Cronenberg 


Foreword: Seventh interview with SCP-2075. 
Conversation to focus on missing GRU 
Division "P" reports. 


<Begin Log, [14:30]> 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: When were you first 
detained? GRU Division "P" were unable to 
provide much documentation about you. Said 
something about a fire in '55? 


SCP-2075: This was before GRU Division "P". 
Before Lenin, Stalin or revolution. It was the 
Time of Troubles, yes?2 


| was proselytizing in Novgorod. Spreading the 
good word. A massacre had occurred just 
thirty years prior and | could feel the mounds 
of dead as | walked. Serf, szlachta, and boyar. 
All were pleased to receive me. 


But not one, dear doctor. | had one detractor. 
Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Please continue. 


SCP-2075: An Archpriest of the Eastern 
Orthodoxy, he was. Declared me witch, 
heretic, and Bogomil.3 Of which | was none! 
Pfft. The audacity of that man. 


He whipped mob into frenzy. Torn to pieces, | 
was. Watched the entire event from afar. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: So you say. Explain 
to me your experience. 


SCP-2075: Do you die if you lose finger? 
[Chuckles] A very humbling experience, to 


observe a piece of yourself destroyed. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: An interesting tale but 
that was not my question. When were you first 
contained by GRU Division "P"? 


SCP-2075: So impatient you are. | have all the 
time in the world. 


<End Log, [14:35]> 

Interview / /1996 
Interviewed: SCP-2075 
Interviewer: Dr. Albert Cronenberg 


Foreword: Forty-third interview with 
SCP-2075. Conversation to focus on missing 
origin and extent of anomalous abilities. 


<Begin Log, [14:30]> 
SCP-2075: Doctor. Always a pleasure. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Yes. Of course. | 
wanted to discuss your abilities. 


SCP-2075: Ah. Dear doctor. We have been 
over this, have we not? 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Have you always 
been able to control others? 


SCP-2075: It is a gift. One received long ago. 
Touched by lon, Grand Karcist of Adytum, | 
was embraced into the Faith. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Yes. I've gathered 
you have built some superstitions around your 
ability. 


SCP-2075: | knew you were heathen from 
start. You surround yourself with abominable 
machines. Like those who wish to fix what was 
never broken. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Broken? 
SCP-2075: Followers of Mekhane. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: | take it you are 
aware of the Church of the Broken God then? 


SCP-2075: Very much so. They are... 
anathema. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: We will discuss them 
later then. Tell me, who is lon? 


SCP-2075: High Priest of Adytum. The Grand 
Karcist. Our Immortal, Most Beloved Father. 


Perhaps, dear doctor, you shall meet his 
Holiness one day. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: What is Adytum? 


SCP-2075: Adytum? It is a very old city. The 
way to the Promised Land can only be 
accessed through the love and unity of lon. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: | see. | would like to 
ask you about your anomaly again. 


SCP-2075: GRU called them "meat puppets". 
They are not puppets. We are united as one. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: How does the 
pathogen work? Are you transferring your 
consciousness or altering their own to suit your 
needs? 


SCP-2075: Dear doctor, you are not very 


and/or mass deployment of Class-E amnestics is authorized as 
appropriate. 


Description: SCP-232 is a mass-produced children's toy of early 
1950s manufacture, composed primarily of tin and a battery- 
powered electric light apparatus, with an exterior painted to 
resemble a laser gun of the type featured in popular science fiction 
of the early 20th century. A hinged section at the base of SCP-232's 
handle opens to accept two standard AA alkaline batteries. When 
batteries have been installed correctly and the trigger is pulled, a 
small red electric light in the barrel lights up. SCP-232's cognition- 
affecting properties become active whenever SCP-232 is picked up 
and held or carried by a human being while it has working batteries 
installed. 


Within 5-30 seconds of picking up SCP-232, the person handling it 
will begin speaking in English, regardless of any previous fluency 
with the language or lack thereof, in a manner resembling the 
speech patterns of pre-teen and/or adolescent American youth 
culture circa 1920-1960. Persons so affected will deny that anything 
is unusual about their manner of speech and will insist that they 
have always spoken thusly. This behavior continues until 
approximately 15-20 seconds after the test subject is induced to 
relinquish possession of SCP-232, after which speech patterns 
return to normal. In test subjects that have had no exposure to any 
works from the Jack Proton franchise, SCP-232's effects do not 
continue past this stage and the subject retains no memory of their 
behavior while under its influence. 


Patent information embossed on the handle of SCP-232, and 
historical analysis of non-anomalous artifacts identical in 
appearance, indicate that SCP-232 is a mass-produced "Atomic 
Zapper" toy, produced by the [REDACTED] corporation from 1953 
to 1958 as a licensed merchandising tie-in to "Jack Proton - Space 
Cop", a series of young adult science fiction novels by American 
author M.K. Snyder. Approximately units were manufactured and 
sold during the toy's production run, of which an unknown quantity 
remain in existence today. The Foundation has acquired 138 units 
since containment of SCP-232 began, all but three of which have 
shown no anomalous properties under testing. Thorough 


imaginative. 


Tell me. Is finite life worth living? | heard about 
wife. My heart *truly* bleeds for you. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: This interview is over. 


<End Log, [14:35]> 


+ INFORMATION RESTRICTED TO LEVEL 4 PERSONNEL OR ABC 
Item #: SCP-2075 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: As of / /2014, 
SCP-2075 is currently uncontained and its location is 
unknown. 


Description: SCP-2075 is a gestalt consciousness 
currently occupying an unknown number of hosts. 
SCP-2075 exhales a microbial pathogen capable of 
extreme neurological alterations. Those infected by 
SCP-2075 are SCP-2075-A and are considered an 
extension of SCP-2075. SCP-2075 is able to exert its 
anomalous effects regardless of distance after initial 
infection and will maintain control indefinitely unless 
SCP-2075-A are destroyed. 


<Site-66 Surveillance [24:00]> 

[Three men enter the Containment Site. They 
have been identified as Dr. Albert Cronenberg 
and security personnel Jacob D. Moore and 
Jonathan Li.] 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: You requested to 
speak with me? | am not at your beck and call, 
SCP-2075. 


SCP-2075: Yet you come when beckoned. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: [Audibly sighs] My 
patience with you has long since waned. 
Speak and be quick about it. 


SCP-2075: | have seen enough of this place. | 
will be leaving you now. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Are you threatening a 
containment breach? 


SCP-2075: | have long looked over your 
shoulder. Truth be told, the man you now 
observe in your cage could leave whenever he 
wished. | believe you miscalculated the sum of 
my parts. Tell me: if you cage the limb of an 
octopus, have you truly caged the octopus? 
This one has so many arms to spare... 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: What is this? 


SCP-2075: My containment. It never truly 
mattered. | have always been quite free. Turn 
to the right, doctor. Smile for camera. A 
message is being sent. 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: [glances at the 
security camera] 


SCP-2075: "And lon held six fingers aloft and 
upon their spears did the soldiers impale 
themselves." 


Jacob D. Moore: "For you!’ they cried before 
the blood drowned their tongues. And lon said, 
‘Now do you see?" 


Jonathan Li: "And Nadox wept, as more did 
skewer themselves in lon's name, for he had 
seen and now knew the truth of his words." 


Dr. Albert Cronenberg: Security! Security! 


[Dr. Cronenberg appears to struggle with 
Security Officer Li] 


SCP-2075: Do you see? 


[Security Officer Li appears to hold Dr. 
Cronenberg while Security Officer Moore stabs 
him in the abdomen with a dagger of 
ceremonial design; weapon later designated 
an anomalous object.] 


<Video ends abruptly, surveillance camera 
destroyed> 


Security Personnel were alerted when SCP-2075's 
Containment Unit ruptured. An amorphous mass of flesh 
and bone, considerable in size, destroyed or disabled 
defense parameters. Sector-G was flooded with chlorine 
trifluoride, eliminating the biological agent. Heavy 
casualties were suffered, including fifty-six fatalities. 
Sector-G was deemed a complete loss and is currently 
being reconstructed. DNA found spread throughout 
Sector-G matched that of Dr. Albert Cronenberg, 
presumed deceased. 


Investigation concluded that Jacob D. Moore and 
Jonathan Li were both aspects of SCP-2075. Each had 
over ten years of exceptional service to the Foundation. 
It is unknown when they were first linked to SCP-2075 
but is believed to have occurred prior to joining the 
Foundation. Partial remains with their DNA, as well as 
that of SCP-2075, were found within Sector-G. Due to 
the true capabilities of SCP-2075, it is now believed to 
have never been fully contained by GRU Division "P" or 
the Foundation. 


Discovered within Sector-G was a ring-shaped object 
constructed of palladium weighing 2.26 kilograms and 
with a circumference of 22 centimeters. Object is non- 
anomalous and depicts an Ouroboros, believed to be a 
symbol of religious significance. 


GRU Division "P" personnel associated with original 
containment have been sought for information about 
SCP-2075; all were recorded as deceased or missing. 


Footnotes 

1. "6712" which further questioning revealed to be based upon the 
now obsolete Byzantine calendar. 

2. The Time of Troubles (Russian: Smutnoye Vremya) was a period 
of political crisis in Russia that followed the fall of the Rurik dynasty 
in 1598 and concluded with the establishment of the Romanov 
dynasty in 1613. 

3. Bogomilism was a Gnostic sect founded in the 10th century. 


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SCP-2076: "Shooting Yourself Can Increase Your 
Bullet Resistance" 


Item #: SCP-2076 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to its properties, active 
containment for SCP-2076 is to be established through live remote 
monitoring of any media sources connected to any cities in the state 
of Illinois. The activation of Disinformation Protocol CEIRT-27-04 
("Bowdlerization") is to be carried out on a weekly basis by 
Foundation-operated assets linked to active distribution to major 
informative sources. 


Any sentient beings currently affected by SCP-2076's longstanding 
infohazardous property are to undergo continuous neurological 
remapping through the usage of long-term amnestic agents and 
monitoring of psychotic episodes matching the patterns of 
Infohazard-linked Chronic Catatonic Psychosis. 1 


Description: SCP-2076 is the defined designation for an 
infohazardous publicity campaign currently manifesting through 
folders, billboards and local radio and television transmissions in the 
state of Illinois. When compared to non-anomalous publicity efforts, 
SCP-2076 shows no visually perceptible signs of anomalous 
properties in its layout, design or distribution, and is laid out as a 
common low-budget marketing operation. 


The content of instances of SCP-2076 will invariably consist of false 
or incomprehensible messages delivered through short sentences 
highlighted in vibrant colors and depicted by forms of imagery 
representing a part of the situation or statement described by the 
phrase. This combination will be perceived by sapient beings as a 
part of a common and credible advertisement asset solely 
distributed through means of communication and will be interpreted 
as legitimate by any affected instances. 


Any sapient beings affected by an instance of SCP-2076 will show 
continuous interest in taking part in the activities described by the 
infohazard, while holding a constant need to permanently introduce 
the depicted situation to one's daily activities in an ordinary manner 
and while not being able to perceive any egregious peculiarities 
involving one's recent behavior. 


+ Enter Level 2-2076 Credentials: Incident Log 2076-A 
Incident Log 2076-A