Andrew: | was scared of it in the same way 
you'd be scared of a chainsaw. If you were 
sloppy with it, you'd regret it. If you were 
careful with it, you don't pay it much mind no 
more. Sure what it did was a little... macabre, 
but it felt like we both had a special connection 


to (six second pause) ..whatever the opposite 
of normal is, | guess. Things that potentially no 
one else might know. Because of tha’, | saw 
sides of my Grandda that might as well have 
been urban myths. Happier sides. 


Agent Cr =: When did you inherit the 
wardrobe? 


Andrew: Can't say | really started regretting 
our comraderie till he died coupla'’ years back. 
At that point, | hadn't made much of an effort 
to visit much more after | got my first job. 
Funny how the amazing can become so 
mundane if you do it enough times. | wasn't 
too sure ‘bout inheriting it, 'cause laws are the 
sort o' things you start thinkin’ 'bout when you 
grow up. Is it illegal to own somethin’ like a 
"balanormal" thing like that? 


Agent Cr — : Thankfully, that's not really my 
jurisdiction. Continue. 


Andrew: Righto. So Granddad plugs it ‘bout 
two months ago, an' | get the wardrobe. It 
goes in the attic, and | don't give it much 
thought after havin' a coupla "experiments" for 
old times sakes. 


Agent Cr — : Why didn't you try to dispose of 
it then? 


Andrew: Honestly, weird thing like that, 
thought | could make a few bob off it. Sell it to 
someone whose into tha’ sort o' stuff. That 
dream came to an end real quick 'bout a week 
ago. My daughter woke me up one night, said 
she heard some scratchin’' in the attic. At tha’ 
point, | had stopped feedin' the wardrobe, 
‘cause of the dirty looks | was gettin’ from 
Deirdre every time | went up there. She was 


probably expecting a drug bust any day back 
then. Took a torch up there, made sure the 
lights were working, inspected the place 
and.... 


Agent Cr _ : It's alright. Take your time. 


Andrew: |, uh, went to the wardrobe, took off 
the sheet, stood well back and...there he was. 
It had that unmistakable wiry hair, with ... 
things writhing all over his shape, the size of 
rats, clawin' an’... | guess | shoulda known that 
dyin' in his sleep was too good to be true. But 
tha’ wasn't the end of it, though. Oh no, it went 
real Midnight Zone after tha’. 


Agent Cr __: Would you care to elaborate? 


Andrew: Well, let's see. I'm standing there 
frozen, it's the first time I've seen it really fired 
up like tha’. But | get a grip and try to get a 
closer look at the thing. | notice it looks a lot 
worse off than the last | saw it, like it had taken 
a dip in a septic tank infested with termites. 
And Granddad.... he wasn't alone. 


Agent Cr: There was more than one 
individual shadow present on the wardrobe? 


Andrew: My mind probably... wasn't in the 
right place at the time, but there were definitely 
other hands and heads on the edges o' the 
thing. And to top the whole night off, one of 
em' came flyin’ at me. 


Agent Cr =: | beg your pardon? 
Andrew: Right, skipped ahead a bit. Uhhh, I'm 


staring at the thing, yeah, and the shadows 
seemed to drawn to the attic door, now tha’ 


they had a clear view of it. So, they start to... 
what's the word...combine, coalesce, maybe, 
and edges to the side. The whole mass seems 
to be pushin’ against itself, so much that the 
wood starts creakin’. It's like it's fightin’ the 
bloody things. It musta lost, 'cause the next 
thing | know, this... limb starts makin’ its way 
out, tryin’ to grab hold o' something. It 
managed to get a grip on the Christmas box, | 
mean, really grabs hold of it! At that point, | 
was moving so fast, neighbours were tellin' me 
afterwards that they'd been hearin’ the Doppler 
effect! | knew | hadn't fed it, so I.... took Buddy 
upstairs, our Bichon. All it took were a coupla’' 
seconds with the torch to do the deed. The 
wardrobe healed over the next coupla' days 
and the dog just wasted away not even a day 
after. Still can't look my daughter in the eye for 
...(Subject wipes tears from his eyes) 


Agent Cr _ : Did you ever see this entity you 
just described, the limb, in the following days? 


Andrew: (shakes head) Not so much as a 
whisper upstairs. Bought some goldfish to 
keep it happy, but | knew it couldn't stay. 


Agent Cr :|see. After this, | suppose you 
took it upon yourself to destroy the wardrobe. 


Andrew: (/nterviewee nods weakly) Tried to, 
ma'am, but it took a stronger man than |. The 
hatchet didn't exactly give me the effect | was 
lookin’ for. It put up too much of a fight. By the 
looks of it, | wasn't the first to try that 
approach. Other lads musta had chainsaws or 
somethin’. At the very least, it definitely looked 
worse for wear than | ever remember. At that 
point, | didn't care. | just wanted that thing as 
far away from my family as humanly possible. 


(Interviewee suddenly stiffens) Christ, it didn't 
get anyone else, did it!? Is that why I'm here!? 


Agent Cr: Not to worry, sir. That wardrobe 
will not be of concern to you for much longer. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: [Following this interview, 
agents were deployed to investigate the B 
households attic. An abnormally large crevice 
in the rafters was detected, though it is 
unknown whether the entity referenced by Mr 
B was responsible. Local law 
enforcement were advised to report any further 
anomalous activity in the area. Andrew B 

and his family were administered amnestics 
and relocated. Containment procedures have 
been summarily updated. ] 


+ Access Addendum-3451-2 


Two months after the recording of Interview Log-3451-1, 
a controlled feeding hiatus was established to determine 
whether the events described in Interview Log-3451-1 
yielded similar results. During the 72-hour observation 
period, SCP-3451 was observed to visibly rot at an 
accelerated rate and began sagging under its own 
weight. After 46 hours of observation, SCP-3451 was 
observed to produce a three dimensional black mass 
approximately 50cm in length and 30cm in height, 
dubbed SCP-3451-1. Upon being ejected from 
SCP-3451, SCP-3451-1 then proceeded to attempt to 
escape from containment, without success. SCP-3451-1 
was summarily captured and placed in an isolation cell 
for further study. Behavioural analysis of SCP-3451-1 
has since revealed the entity behaves in a manner 
consistent with that of a non-anomalous housecat. 


However, SCP-3451 then proceeded to release two 


more entities before containment personnel could 
properly re-contain SCP-3451. SCP-3451-2 was 
observed to resemble a small flightless avian form, while 
SCP-3451-3 resembled an unusually large canid figure. 
SCP-3451-3 proceeded to pounce on and consume 
SCP-3451-2 before attacking containment personnel. 
SCP-3451-3 was terminated after killing one researcher 
and severely injuring two other personnel. SCP-3451-3 
then dissolved into an unidentified substance within 45 
seconds of expiration. 


Later investigation of SCP-3451 revealed it had 
undergone extensive deterioration, with various pieces of 
rotten debris visible in the interior of SCP-3451. 
Furthermore, since SCP-3451 has had its feeding routine 
re-established, the item has proven incapable of 
regenerating to its original state, being unable to 
reproduce more than 60% of its original mass, despite 
increases in rationing. Further testing on SCP-3451 has 
been discontinued, while research into alternative means 
of restoring SCP-3451 are currently being investigated. 


SCP-3453: The Juice is Loose 


Item #: SCP-3453 
Object Class: Euclid Keter Neutralized Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3453 is assigned a 
storage container in Site-04. 

Special Containment Procedures for SCP-3453 have yet to be 
finalized. Past containment attempts are detailed below. 


Description: SCP-3453 is 250mL of orange juice that is in constant 
motion. While SCP-3453's movements are unpredictable it has 
always been observed as a continuous whole’. Tests into its 
sentience remain inconclusive. 


SCP-3453 was first discovered at Elementary in , where 
SCP-3453 ejected itself out of its container through a straw and into 
a student's face. SCP-3453 then jumped up in the air, performed 3 
loops, and moved erratically for 2 hours before going down a sewer 
drain. SCP-3453 was later contained and moved to Site-04. 623 
individuals were amnesticized with Class C amnestics and 15 video 
recordings of SCP-3453 were expunged. Analysis of SCP-3453's 
original container has not shown any anomalous properties. 


Addendum 3453.1: 46 hours and 18 minutes after initial 
containment SCP-3453 escaped through a 128nm crack in its 
container. SCP-3453 then moved throughout Site-04, entering and 
exiting the containment chambers of SCP- ,SCP- ,SCP-  ,and 
SCP- before leaving Site-04 through a urinal. 


After being captured, SCP-3453 was placed in a 500cm thick 
watertight enclosure capable of holding 500mL of water and 
returned to its storage container. 


Addendum 3453.2: 52 hours and 8 minutes after its re-containment 
SCP-3453 heated up to a sufficient temperature to cause its 


containment unit to explode?. SCP-3453 quickly cooled down to 
room temperature and proceeded to wander around Site-04. This 
event also resulted in the breaches of SCP- andSCP-_ aswell 2 
casualties of Foundation personnel. All three SCPs were later re- 
contained without any additional issues. 


Perhaps SCP-3453 possesses the anomalous ability to know of its 
own containment. Why else would it heat up like that? 
~ Junior Research Assistant Fine 


After containment was re-established, SCP-3453 was moved to a 
5m thick airtight containment unit with the highest melting point 
available on-site. Security staff in charge of SCP-3453 has been 
increased two-fold and have been provided with an assortment of 
temporary and easy to carry containers. 


Addendum 3453.3: 47 days and 20 hours after its re-containment 
SCP-3453 teleported outside of its enclosure. It was re-contained 
after 13 minutes. 


As SCP-3453 appears to utilize previously unseen anomalous 
abilities when it has been contained for a sufficiently long period of 
time, a new form of containment has been devised. SCP-3453 is to 
be moved to a different containment unit every eight hours. There 
are currently six containment units created for this purpose. As a 
cost-saving measure, a containment unit will only be 
decommissioned and replaced when SCP-3453 has escaped it. 


Addendum 3453.4: SCP-3453 was contained successfully for 3 
months and 4 days with only 2 successful escapes. However, 
SCP-3453 has since then teleported outside of every containment 
unit devised in less than an hour, even those that it previously hasn't 
occupied. In addition, the temporary containment units utilized by 
security guards to capture SCP-3453 have become unusable for the 
same reason. SCP-3453 is currently uncontained but has so far 
stayed within Site-04. SCP-3453 has been reclassified as Keter. 
Doctors, researchers, and research assistants have been pulled 
from across Site-04 to brainstorm new containment strategies. 


Addendum 3453.5: During a brainstorm session, the following note 
was written: 


| have an idea. Let the records show that SCP-3453's container is 
Reality. As long as SCP-3453 exists, it is contained. 
~ Junior Research Assistant Fine 


42 hours after this note was written, SCP-3453 disappeared. 
SCP-3453 has been reclassified as Neutralized and Junior 
Research Assistant Fine has been reprimanded for his actions, 
which were taken without consultation. 


Addendum 3453.6: 3 years, 5 months, 6 days, and 4 hours after 
SCP-3453's disappearance the Hubble Space Telescope recorded 
SCP-3453 appearing and moving around for 3 seconds, after which 
it disappeared. Foundation agents within NASA were able to 
expunge the video log and give non-Foundation observers Class C 
amnestics before it was released to the public. SCP-3453 has been 
reclassified as Keter. 


Footnotes 

1. In laymen's terms, this means that SCP-3453 has not been 
observed separating into multiple distinct volumes of liquid. 

2. The exact temperature could not be determined by thermal scans. 


SCP-3454: The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees 


Item #: SCP-3454 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Any individual leaving the Land 
of Tall Bees is to be interrogated until it can be determined whether 
or not they are an SCP-3454 instance. Containment of SCP-3454 
individuals is to be enacted immediately. The Lead Researcher of 
Site-BEES is tasked with: 


¢ determining what is to be done with individuals who are 
SCP-3454, and 

* ascertaining the best way to introduce the entire population of 
Earth to the Land of Tall Bees, one person at a time, with 
Foundation personnel given priority. 


Research is ongoing. 


Description: SCP-3454 is the designation for individuals who don't 
agree that the bees are tall. 


The Land of Tall Bees! is accessible via a temporospatial tear23 
located inside an abandoned Target Canada store in Niagara Falls, 
Ontario. The bees are very tall. 


The portal to the Land of Tall Bees was discovered in 2016 by an 
individual who understood the bees and their tallness. The portal 
was brought to the Foundation's attention after numerous SCP-3454 
instances contacted the police, outing themselves as anomalies. 
After securing the location, Foundation personnel were introduced to 
the Land of Tall Bees4 and the location began operation as Site- 
BEES. 


It is currently unknown why some individuals are SCP-3454. 
Unfortunately, the only way to determine whether or not an 


Notes: "Impressive, but given the intelligence of some drivers the 
chance of dead bodies contaminating the sample is too high." -Dr. 
Ax 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: One (1) roll of brand Duct Tape 


Procedure: SCP-447 was applied to the adhesive side of a strip of 
Duct Tape, which was subsequently attached to a cement brick. 


Results: Tape had bonded to the cement with twice the strength 
expected of a normal strip. Cement brick was left with a green stain 
in the shape of the strip of tape. 


Notes: "This could be marketable, but with all the possible uses for 
Duct Tape comes the even greater risk of coming into contact with 
dead bodies." -Dr. Slav 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: Nuclear Reactor at Site 


Procedure: During the regular maintenance, _ litres of SCP-447-2 
were added to the moderator material in the reactor. 


Results: The moderation of neutrons was increased by 
[REDACTED], leading to very high thermal output and temperature 
alarms being activated. The reactor's chamber gained a green tinge 
and faint mint smell. 


Notes: "Effective, but the chance of an explosion and radioactive 
slime reaching dead bodies over a large area is too high." -Dr. 
Kaczka 


Notes (2):"Dr. Kaczka has been incarcerated and sent to a 
corrective facility for unauthorised and extremely dangerous testing." 
O5- 


Date: / / 
Test Subject: One (1) Colt Python Revolver with an 8 inch barrel. 


individual is SCP-3454 or not is to send them through the portal. 
This often upsets the bees. You do not want tall, upset bees. 


Indications of being SCP-3454 include: 


* lack of desire to discuss the bees 

* disinterest in the bees 

* not stating the bees are tall without being prompted 
¢ interfering in Foundation operations at Site-BEES. 


Addendum 3454-01: Testing Logs 


Note that testing began prior to all Site-BEES staff being introduced 
to the Land of Tall Bees. Some tonal inconsistencies persist. 


Date: 05/08/2017 

Test Number: 1 

Personnel Involved: D-0901, age 35, convicted of 
multiple automobile thefts 

Methodology: Initial record of human interaction with 
SCP-3454 the Land of Tall Bees.