SCP-1630 was discovered on 09/16/1981, after a small chemical 
factory located in Charleston, West Virginia, began reporting 
alterations to internal documentation consistent with SCP-1630's 
effect. After several other factories in the area reported similar 
conditions, Foundation agents were dispatched to investigate. 
Several instances of SCP-1630 were found wandering on the banks 
of the Big Coal River, and were contained. The remaining SCP-1630 
instances were recovered from an abandoned building on the river, 
where all SCP-1630 instances were found performing a Delta Event. 
A cover story regarding positive effects from chemicals in the Big 
Coal River was disseminated to the public. As of 10/03/1981, 
SCP-1630 has been classified as Euclid. 


Addendum: On June 2, 2010, a new instance of SCP-1630 was 
contained that appeared to be composed of various sugars, fats, 
and artificial substances. Classified as SCP-1630-26, it was interred 
in a normal containment chamber. Following initial containment, 
SCP-1630-26 was tested by participating in a Delta Event performed 
in a controlled environment. During the event, attending personnel 


reported nausea and sweet tastes in their mouth. Various 
documents within Site-77 were replaced with advertisements for 
various fast food and confectionery corporations’. Following the end 
of the Delta Event, SCP-1630-26 was moved off-site, and 
containment procedures have been slated for minor updates. 


It is notable that the obesity rate within Site-77 has increased by 
60% since this incident. 


Footnotes 
1. It was noted that documentation pertaining toSCP-643remained 
unchanged. 


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SCP-1631: The Ghost Vehicle 


Item #: SCP-1631 
Object Class: Safe Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1631 cannot currently be 
artificially contained. Thus far, SCP-1631 has only appeared on a 
two-kilometer stretch of wooded road (SCP-1631-A) that leads into 
Forestin , Oregon. Due to the uncontainable, yet 
predictable, nature of SCP-1631, Research Site-133 has been 
erected around SCP-1631-A. The Site consists of six kilometers of 
chain-link fence topped with barbed wire, surrounding the road ina 
roughly elliptical shape. On the eastern side of SCP-1631-A is a 
research bunker measuring a total of 200 square meters. The 
bunker should always be equipped with provisions and facilities to 
house, at most, three researchers and five D-Class personnel. 


When SCP-1631 manifests, all personnel not involved in an active 
test must confine themselves to the bunker and restrain themselves 
until the instance of SCP-1631 has passed. While SCP-1631 is 
visible, its activities are to be recorded on Site-133’s closed circuit 
TV network. After the passing of the apparition, details of 
SCP-1631’s activities must be recorded in the on-Site computer and 
uploaded directly to Foundation archives. 


Description: SCP-1631 is an anomalous manifestation that appears 
at random intervals on SCP-1631-A. SCP-1631 always takes the 
form of an immaterial automobile of any make or model, as long as it 
has been disassembled prior to the manifestation of SCP-1631 
(Note: this is no longer the case; see Addendum 1631-01). Reports 
describing occurrences of SCP-1631 always depict it being made of 
dark, dense mist or smoke. 


When SCP-1631 appears, it seems to reenact a moment from the 
‘life’ of the vehicle it is mimicking. Most of these moments involve 
collisions with animals, humans, other vehicles, or trees. In a case 


where SCP-1631 acts out an event involving an animal or human, it 
will “draw out” a suitable, nearby subject through unknown means. 
When the subject is chosen (typically two minutes after the 
manifestation), they begin to quickly move to SCP-1631-A and take 
their place in the reenactment. If there is no direct path to 
SCP-1631-A, the subject will attempt to move through obstacles to 
get there. Ten minutes after the choosing of the subject, SCP-1631 
will proceed with the reenactment with or without the subject 
present. 


Addendum 1631-01: Test Results 
Show Manifestation Logs 


Note: Logs are classified as L or E. L-class logs are 
standard documentation of manifestations as per Special 
Containment Procedures. E-class logs are experiment 
logs where a variable was intentionally changed in an 
attempt to produce a result. 


Log Name: L-1631-07 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a 200 -model 
Dodge Ram pickup truck driven at approx. 80 kilometers/ 
hour. License plate read “ oe 

Results: SCP-1631 swerved to the left and collided with 
a tree shortly after manifestation. The apparition lingered 
for forty-five seconds after crashing, and then abruptly 
disappeared. The tree appeared not to be damaged. 


Log Name: L-1631-17 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a 20 -model Jeep 
Wrangler driven at approx. 97 kilometers/hour. License 
plate read“ _—.” The Jeep appeared to drive itself: no 
one was visible controlling the vehicle. 

Results: A small rabbit hopped onto SCP-1631-A and 
into the path of the right front tire of SCP-1631. After 
collision with the rabbit, SCP-1631 swerved violently and 
flipped 180 degrees. SCP-1631 stayed in that position 
for two minutes before disappearing. The rabbit was 
collected by Foundation personnel and incinerated. 


Log Name: E-1631-07 

Experiment Parameters: One D-Class subject (D-1038) 
was told to wander around Site-133, but remain near 
SCP-1631-A. 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a Volkswagen 
Beetle driven at approx. 76 kilometers/hour. License 
plate read “ 

Experiment Goal: To establish a general baseline on 
the behavior of subjects made to aid in an SCP-1631 
reenactment. 

Results: D-1038 wandered around the compound, 
examining various features, until stopping abruptly two 
minutes after SCP-1631 manifestation. He began to walk 
slowly towards SCP-1631-A. When he arrived 
(approximate time: four minutes), he positioned himself 
in the middle of SCP-1631-A. SCP-1631 abruptly 
manifested and began to move down the road. When 
SCP-1631 reached D-1038, they collided, resulting in the 
amputation of both of D-1038’s legs. After the collision, 
SCP-1631 stopped for five seconds, and then drove off 
at a speed of approx. 80 kilometers/hour and 
disappeared upon reaching the end of SCP-1631-A. 
E-1631-01 Update: Five days after the experiment, the 
license plate number of the SCP-1631 manifestation was 
ran through a database of vehicles involved in hit-and- 
run accidents. According to the results, the Beetle 
belonged to , who was arrested for suspicions of 
vehicular manslaughter on 25/ /20 , one day after the 
experiment. 


Log Name: L-71631-19 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a white Honda 
Element driven at approx. 80 kilometers/hour. License 
plate read “ iy 

Results: Since no personnel were involved in an active 
test, all were restrained within the Site-133 bunker. 
When SCP-1631 manifested, it paused at the beginning 
of SCP-1631-A, and Assistant Researcher attempted 
to break out of his restraints and get to SCP-1631-A. The 
restraints held, and after ten minutes, SCP-1631 


continued down SCP-1631-A. SCP-1631 proceeded as if 
Asst. Researcher _ was there, colliding with what 
appeared to be thin air, but §=was unharmed. After the 
manifestation, claimed to not remember trying to 
break free. 


Log Name: E-1631-02 

Experiment Parameters: One D-Class subject (D-1240) 
was misinformed that he was wearing an explosive 
device that would detonate if he neared SCP-1631-A or 
left the confines of Site-133. D-1240 was also equipped 
with a chest-mounted camera that gave a live video feed 
to the researchers controlling the test. 

Experiment Goal: To see whether or not humans made 
to aid in SCP-1631 reenactments will disobey common 
logic to reach SCP-1631-A. 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a rusted truck of 
an unknown make and model, lacking a license plate. 
Results: At first, D-1240 attempted to stay away from 
SCP-1631-A and the boundaries of Site-133 while yelling 
various obscenities directed towards the SCP 
Foundation. Two minutes SCP-1631 manifested, D-1240 
ceased all vocalizations and began to make his way 
towards SCP-1631-A. Researchers noted that he 
appeared hesitant and moved erratically. D-1240 
reached SCP-1631-A in eight minutes, where SCP-1631 
collided with him, killing him instantly. 


Log Name: E-71631-03 

Experiment Parameters: One D-Class subject (D-1704) 
was hooked up to an IV drip containing a concentration 
of ketamine for the purpose of general anesthesia. 
Experiment Goal: To determine if being unconscious is 
a suitable means of restraint against SCP-1631. 
SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a silver Chevrolet 
Celta, driven at approx. 80 kilometers/hour. The license 
plate was unreadable due to dirt and mud. 

Results: D-1704 was sedated without incident. Two 
minutes after SCP-1631 manifested, he appeared to 
suffer a very short seizure before stopping all movement 


and returning to an unconscious state. SCP-1631 
proceeded after ten minutes, and acted as it normally 
would without a subject. D-1704 came out of anesthesia 
as normal and was unharmed. 


Log Name: L-1631-217 

SCP-1631 Description: Appeared as a dark-colored 
Dodge truck of unknown model, lacking a license plate. 
Further inspection revealed the words “Dodge Primal” on 
the left side of the truck, and the number “2020” on the 
right. 

Results: Twenty seconds after SCP-1631 manifested, a 
small rabbit hopped into SCP-1631-A. Upon approaching 
the rabbit, SCP-1631 swerved, causing [DATA 
REDACTED]. SCP-1631 then continued down the road, 
having only sustained minor damage. 


Log Name: L-7637-30 

SCP-1631 Description: [DATA REDACTED] 

Results: [DATA REDACTED], causing the vehicle to 
‘swerve’ and hit the top of a nearby tree. Upon collision, 
[DATA REDACTED]. The resulting explosion was 
blamed on the illegal use of dynamite by poachers. 
Note: Following L-1631-30, Researcher requested 
the Site-133 bunker to be rebuilt using stronger materials 
due to the deaths of personnel. The request is still 
pending. 

Note: Following L- 1631-30, all future SCP-1631 tests are 
to be cleared with at least one member of Level-4 
personnel. 

Note: Following L- 1631-30, SCP-1631 has been 
changed from Safe to Euclid class by order of O5- . 


« SCP-1630 | SCP-1631 | SCP-1632 » 


SCP-1632: Better Ring Xing 


Item #: SCP-1632 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, containment 
of SCP-1632 is to focus on the capture and relocation of 
SCP-1632-1 instances. SCP-1632-1 instances are to be stored ina 
standard humanoid containment cell in Site 45, and fed according to 
the standard Humanoid Nutrition chart. Police reports in Nevada are 
to be monitored in order to discover any instance of SCP-1632-1. All 
found advertisements featuring SCP-1632 are to be removed. Any 
found SCP-1632 client is to be administered Class-A Amnestics. 


Description: SCP-1632 refers to an entity believed to be of 
extradimensional or extraterrestrial origin. Witness descriptions 
show SCP-1632 to be a 45-year old Asian male with varying facial 
features, usually wearing a three-piece suit with a red tie anda 
bowler hat. 


SCP-1632 places advertisements offering its services as a 
professional attorney-at-law, specializing in divorce cases. 
SCP-1632's actions are focused on civilians in the state of Nevada. 
These advertisements can appear in multiple sources and formats, 
including flyers, internet popups, Craigslist entries, and billboards. 
Hosts of these advertisements are unable to recall any information 
regarding SCP-1632, other than his appearance. 


In every advertisement, a sequence of 10 unknown symbols appear 
where a telephone number would normally be placed. Tests have 
shown this sequence to be a low-threat visual cognitohazard which 
causes the symbols to appear to be random numbers. However, 
individuals who require of SCP-1632's services are able to contact 
SCP-1632 using the number provided. All attempts made by the 
Foundation to obtain the correct telephone number have failed. 


SCP-1632 will assist its client(s) with the various legal processes of 
obtaining a divorce from a spouse. SCP-1632 does not appear in 
the vicinity of Foundation employees or recording equipment, 
making surveillance of its appearance difficult. Clients of SCP-1632 
report its service to be helpful and inexpensive. Attempts to transfer 
a client from SCP-1632's involvement to a Foundation appointed 
lawyer result in the client's dissatisfaction with the new lawyer, and 
request that SCP-1632 be brought back to the case. Administration 
of Class-A Amnestics to clients have proven successful in halting 
SCP-1632 cases. 


When a divorce case is finished, SCP-1632, its client and the client's 
former spouse will disappear. After a few hours, an instance of 
SCP-1632-1 will appear where the client was. SCP-1632-1 refers to 
a biological entity that consists of a SCP-1632 client and the client's 
former spouse physically fused together. SCP-1632-1 instances are 
usually found wrapped in white cloth, for an unknown purpose. 
SCP-1632-1 instances tend to be radically different in the method of 
fusion, ranging from both partners becoming fused at the pelvis 
region, to appearing as a mass of non-discernible tissue. However, 
nervous and respiratory systems are not modified, allowing both 
partners to utilize cognitive functions and vocalize respectively. All 
attempts at surgical separation, even when the procedure itself is 
relatively harmless, have been met with failure. 


Addendum: Interview Log with SCP-1632-01 instance 
Interviewed: SCP-1632-1 
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Winger 


Junior Researcher Winger: Good evening. Could you 
state your names for the record? 


SCP-1632-1A: Hey. The name's Randal Chasalow. 
SCP-1632-1B: And my name is Diane Chasalow. 


Junior Researcher Winger: Could you tell me the 
events that led to your current....condition? 


SCP-1632-1A: As much as it pains me to say it, | wasn't 
a very good husband to Diane. From the late nights | 
spent working, to the heavy drinking later on, | should 
have seen our separation coming. 


SCP-1632-1B: After months of arguing, | eventually 
moved out. | missed Randal, but being apart seemed like 
the best thing for the both of us. 


[irrelevant information removed] 


SCP-1632-1B: | saw a advertisement for a divorce 
lawyer in the newspaper on Tuesday’. "Need a divorce? 
Better ring Xing!". Heh. The rate seemed affordable 
enough, so | called him. 


Junior Researcher Winger: How would you describe 
SCP-1632's services? 


SCP-1632-1B: Strange names you people use around 
here. Anyway, Xing was really helpful with all of the legal 
jargon. | could tell he never approved of what he did, but 
money is money, | guess. 


SCP-1632-1A: Honey, you should probably skip to the 
important part. 


SCP-1632-1B: Alright then. After about two weeks after 
all of the papers were submitted, | woke up in this 
strange place, in my wedding dress. It was like a chapel. 
But it wasn't just a chapel, it was THE chapel, you know? 
Like, the floor was alive and breathing. It didn't scare me, 
for some reason. Then, | suddenly saw Randal next to 
me. 


SCP-1632-1A: The chapel was beautiful. Nobody was 
seated, yet the world was watching. Gold and flowers 
lined the walls. | wish | could show you, it was 
unforgettable. Xing stood at the end of the chapel 
dressed in these fancy white robes. Light flooded the 
chapel in a color too beautiful for words. 


Junior Researcher Winger: Were you not concerned 
about suddenly being in an unknown place? 


SCP-1632-1A: No, it felt right. Everything felt right, for 
the first time in so long. 


SCP-1632-1B: Our memory's a bit fuzzy after that, but 
next thing | knew, | was back in my house, together with 
Randal, the way it should be.