The content of the documents seems to be entirely random, and no 
trend has yet to be realized. Many times, crossovers with pieces of 
fiction using the subject as a character have been presented. In 
addition, many documents have inserted the subject into real-world 
events in situations for which they were not present. Information 
about the subject has always been factual, and very few documents 
have omitted any confirmed factual accounts. For a full list of 
documents composed by SCP-1402, please refer to Experiment Log 
1402. 


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Experiment Log 1402 


All researchers are required to record any tests conducted with 
SCP-1402 in this log with the following format. 


Date: 

Presented To: 

Number of Documents: 
Document Content: 
Validity: 


Experiments Led by Dr. Hammell 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: D-42731 

Number of Documents: 529 

Document Content: Description of subject's life from childbirth, 
including details of crimes and conviction that coincide with official 
court documents. 

Validity: Fully Accurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: One (1) 2.7 gram piece of Basalt. 

Number of Documents: 943 

Document Content: Description revealed the subject to be 
containing a large deposit of polonium. Staff involved with the 
subject were tested for radiation poisoning and the subject was 
tested with a Geiger counter. Analysis revealed there to be no traces 
of polonium in the subject. 

Validity: Fully Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: Dr. 

Number of Documents: 605 

Document Content: Description of the life of Dr. . During level 4 
review, documents revealed Dr. to be secretly conspiring with 
The Serpent's Hand. Dr. was questioned, but no further insight 


has so far been found. 
Validity: Partially/Fully Accurate, Questionable Accuracy 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-173 

Number of Documents: 432 

Document Content: Description claimed SCP-173 to be of an 
ancient race of "true humans," desperately trying to find the only 
other member of its species so that it may reproduce and start a 
new "colony." Further insight to the nature of "true humans" was not 
given. 

Validity: Questionable Accuracy 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-500 

Number of Documents: 56 

Document Content: Description revealed SCP-500 to have been 
created in , Germany, in a medical painkiller factory alongside 
the normally manufactured painkillers. The ingredients of SCP-500 
were described as a combination of einsteinium, Fulbratium, and 
"crushed rusty pocket watches." It should be noted that there is no 
element named "Fulbratium." 

Validity: Questionable Accuracy 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-682 

Number of Documents: 448 

Document Content: Document content was identical to Fyodor 
Doestoevsky's Crime and Punishment, replacing Raskolnikov with 
SCP-682, the murdered prostitutes with farmers, and Raskolnikov's 
arrest with Foundation containment. 

Validity: Mostly Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: Dr. Bright 

Number of Documents: 994 

Document Content: Originally thought to be written in complete 
gibberish, Dr. Bright's documents described his life for every odd- 
numbered word, and described the life of the body he had inhabited 
for every even-numbered word (i.e. "Jack (word) Bright (word) 
was..."). Content relating to Dr. Bright was accurate, yet content 


relating to the subject he was inhabiting described the life of 
musician John Denver. 
Validity: Fully Accurate/Fully Inaccurate 


Experiments Led by Dr. Zara 


Date: 11/03/20 

Presented To: Test animal from batch 998-C (Newborn Mus 
musculus domesticus) 

Number of Documents: 1 

Document Content: A single phrase: "A mouse with no name was 
born in March 11, 20 ." 

Validity: Fully Accurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-914 

Number of Documents: 1000 

Document Content: Document appears to start and end halfway 
through a sentence. The pages describe the individual movements 
of each of 914's gears, between 14:40 and 14:43 of May 15, 19 . 
Validity: Fully Accurate - / think. 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-275 

Number of Documents: 5 

Document Content: Document claims SCP came into existence 
fifteen minutes before being presented to SCP-1402, and all 
memory and evidence of her actions has been retroactively created 
with her. Descriptions of actions in the last fifteen minutes are 
consistent with observed reality. 

Validity: Mostly Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: D-88322 

Number of Documents: 433 

Document Content: Description of subject's life and actions as 
standard. Notably, the actions described therein contradict the D- 
Class' criminal accusations, but match his own description of facts 
and allegations of legal foul play. 

Validity: / need help filling this. 


Experiments Led by Researcher Eisenberg 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: An instance of SCP-692-1 

Number of Documents: 341 

Document Content: Document described the life of the 
impregnating subject from being born in Foundation kennels, ending 
mid-sentence during description of the experimental procedure. 
Validity: Fully Accurate. 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: A glass of water 

Number of Documents: 9125 

Document Content: The first 114 document pages contain a 
detailed manufacturing process of glassware. The remaining 9011 
pages consist of a table titled "Chronicle of The Cupwise Waters", 
which contains three columns titled "Date of birth" , "Place of origin", 
and "Number of molecules". Approximately 2.15E18 molecules are 
claimed to originate at different points of time in the future, while 
another 6.2E11 are listed as originating from "Watertopia" 
Validity: Fully Accurate (glass) / Questionable Accuracy (water) 


Experiments Led by Dr. Edison 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: Dr. 

Number of Documents: 708 

Document Content: pune consisted of a self insert fan-fiction 

for the show " "that had been written by Dr. 
two months prior. The story was noted by Dr. Edison to be 

incredibly self-indulgent. Dr. has since denied writing the 

story, and subsequently deleted his . account in an attempt 

to hide the evidence. 

Validity: Fully Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: Dr. Alto Clef 

Number of Documents: 108 

Document Content: Document consisted of , different "Dr. Clef 
Jokes", done in the style of "Chuck Norris Jokes". 

Validity: Fully Accurate Fully Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-524 

Number of Documents: 666 

Document Content: Document claimed that SCP-524 is the 
Antichrist, and was single-handedly responsible for every natural 
disaster that occurred in the 20th and 21st centuries. 

Validity: Fully Inaccurate 


Experiments Led by Dr. 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-096 

Number of Documents: 4 

Document Content: Document is a tabloid-style article which 
describes SCP-096 as a celebrity who has never been observed 
when not wearing a face concealing mask. The article quotes an 
interview where SCP-096 claims that he will only allow his soul mate 
to see his face. The article ends by reporting on a rumor that 
SCP-096 is involved in a tumultuous affair with SCP-682. 

Validity: Fully Inaccurate 


Date: / /20 

Presented To: SCP-1068 

Number of Documents: 9376 

Document Content: A collection of legal filings from the lawsuit 
SCP Foundation v Doctor Wondertainment, in which the Foundation 
claims numerous patent violations in both the manufacture and the 
composition of SCP-1068. The documents make references to both 
patent case law about anomalies and patent case law which is 
anomalous. 

Validity: Fully Inaccurate 


Experiments Led by Dr. 


Date: 02/ /201 

Presented To: SCP-1850 

Number of Documents: 1 

Document Content: A single phrase: "I wanna fly... :(" 

Validity: Fully Accurate - SCP-1850 had a broken support for one of 
its wings, a result of an abnormally rough landing on 1/ /201 . Said 
support was still regenerating. It was approximately another 3 days 


before said support was fully repaired, and it was deemed fit for 
flight. 


Date: 02/ /201 

Presented To: Dr. __'s Cat 

Number of Documents: 720 

Document Content: A fully-translated version of Mein Kampf. Dr. 
stated she had come home the other night to find her cat curled 

up in a ball next to a copy of the book, fast asleep. 

Validity: Questionably Accurate - Does this even qualify as a term 

to describe this experiment... ? 


Date: 01/ /201 

Presented To: Dr. Heikkila 

Number of Documents: Approximately 500000 

Document Content: Each page had anatomical drawings of 
unknown organisms. 

Validity: Unknown - "Apparently, it read my mind and saw all the 
weird art ideas | have...or something...can we get this removed?" - 
Dr. Heikkila 


SCP-1403: Electric Goldfish 


Item #: SCP-1403 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-1403 are 
to be contained in a room constructed with 2.5 cm of lead shielding. 
All personnel entering SCP-1403's room, with the exception of D- 
class under test conditions, are to wear protective radiation gear and 
standard dosimeter badges at all times. 


Each instance of SCP-1403 is to be connected to a standard 9-volt 
battery, which should be replaced every two weeks. The protein/ 
amino acid solution of each instance of SCP-1403 is to be replaced 
weekly. 


Description: Instances of SCP-1403 include 311 27 creatures 
resembling common goldfish, each contained within a light bulb of 
non-standard design . The base of each is of the double-contact 
bayonet design, however, each lacks a filament. These bases can 
be unscrewed from the bulbs, allowing access to the interior of the 
bulbs. Inside the bulb of each object is approximately 120mL of a 
solution of proteins, amino acids, and water necessary for the 
nutrition and respiration of the creatures. These bulbs are not 
anomalous in any way beside their non-standard design. All 
instances of SCP-1403 were initially discovered contained within 
these bulbs, and have been determined to be an ideal container for 
them. Instances of SCP-1403 do not appear to consume food or 
produce waste, instead receiving sustenance when electric current 
is passed through the water they reside in. 


All contained instances of SCP-1403 are female, and attempts at 
breeding with normal goldfish have been unsuccessful. 


The creatures can be removed from the objects by dismantling the 
bulb, and will starve after approximately five days unless provided 


with an alternative source of electrical current and proteins. 
Dissections have revealed that the creatures are not common 
goldfish. They possess no digestive tract, and in its place is an 
organ that is responsible for converting electricity into sustenance 
for the creature. This is accomplished by passing the electrical 
current through a mixture of carbon dioxide and water, producing 
glucose. The creatures directly filter proteins from their environment 
into their blood through their gills. This process produces very little 
waste. 


Instances of SCP-1403 exhibit additional visible anomalous 
properties when connected to an electric current. The creature will 
emit electromagnetic radiation in the segment of the visual spectrum 
corresponding to orange. When the electric current exceeds 1 amp, 
this radiation will begin to enter the ultraviolet spectrum. 


As the amplitude of the electrical current increases, the radiation 
gradually becomes more intense and higher-frequency, eventually 
passing through the upper reaches of the electromagnetic spectrum. 
At 4 amps, the radiation enters x-ray wavelengths, and gamma 
wavelengths at 6 amps. At 5 amps, the radiation emitted is potent 
enough to be harmful to humans in a short period of time, exceeding 
1-2Sv/hr. Extreme caution should be exercised when exposing an 
instance of SCP-1403 to electrical current greater than 3 amps. 
Emitting radiation in this fashion does not harm SCP-1403 in any 
way, though experiments have shown that they are vulnerable to 
radiation generated from outside sources. 


Addendum: Recovery Log 1403: SCP-1403 was initially 
discovered during a Foundation raid on Pet Store in , 1X, on 

, 19 . None of the store's records made reference to any 
products fitting the description of SCP-1403. The shop had ten 
instances of SCP-1403 on display connected to a standard electrical 
outlet. A sudden power surge caused all ten of the creatures to emit 
a powerful burst of radiation. Six serious injuries and three fatalities 
resulted from the raid. 


Footnotes 
1. Four instances have been terminated during testing. 


« SCP-1402 | SCP-1403 | SCP-1404 » 


SCP-1404: Cereal Bowl 


Item #: SCP-1404 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1404 is to be placed ona 
table in a standard containment cell. At least once a day SCP-1404 
is to be observed by an available staff member for no less than five 
(5) minutes. 


Description: SCP-1404 consists of two items: a 715 mL seemingly 
ceramic black bowl, measuring 15cm in diameter and 7cm high, and 
a seemingly stainless steel spoon, 16cm in length. Neither bear any 
marks indicating location or date of manufacture. 


If at any time either object is placed in an orientation that is not 
standard eating placement, it will slowly right itself into that position 
by means not yet understood. Once upright, both items will slide in 
the direction of the nearest table-like surface by the most efficient 
path at a speed of 20 meters per hour. If there is no direct path to a 
table, both objects will attempt to go through obstacles by rubbing 
against them, causing damage consistent with constant friction but 
with no effect to the objects themselves. SCP-1404 has also been 
observed sliding up and down walls, accessing ventilation systems, 
moving along ropes 1 cm in diameter, and dropping from heights of 
30m without damage to either object. When reaching a table, they 
will slide up the legs or sides of the table until the bowl comes to rest 
10 cm from the closest edge, centered along the table’s width. The 
spoon will halt once it is 6 cm to the right of the bowl, perpendicular 
to the closest edge. (For more information on SCP-1404’s behavior, 
see Test Log 1404-Aand Test Log 1404-B) 


Over the course of five (5) minutes, the bowl will slowly fill with milk 
through an unknown means. When placed in a hermetically sealed 
transparent case, air pressure was observed to rise, showing that 
the milk is entering the bowl from an unknown external source. Once 


the milk reaches 472 mL, cereal alphabet letters will rise from the 
milk and spell out a phrase. Each phrase is vague in its meaning, 
but they are consistently negative and usually threatening, 
sometimes referring to “we.” If the bowl is emptied, the process will 
begin as before, though with a different phrase of similar content. If 
a single letter is removed, it is replaced within 10 seconds. 
Unhindered, phrases will remain exactly 24 hours, at which point the 
letters simultaneously sink out of sight. Within thirty (80) seconds, a 
new phrase will emerge. It is unknown if SCP-1404 has a limited 
number of phrases, as it does repeat itself often. Some phrases, 
however, have been observed only once. Logging of messages has 
revealed no discernible pattern. (See Log 1404-01)