Subject: D-17, chosen for his kayaking ability 
Procedure: Subject was placed upstream of SCP-2691 
in a kayak, with a helmet mounted camera, and asked to 
kayak under the bridge. Seasonal clearance under 
bridge measured at 1.1 m for this test. 

Results: Dr. Goto, on shift with the rest of his team, 
timed D-17 at one day, ten hours, twenty-eight minutes 
to emerge from the downstream end of SCP-2691. There 
were three hours, forty-nine minutes of footage on the 
camera, all showing D-17 kayaking in the dim sunlight 
filtered through SCP-2691. Calculated distance traveled 
under SCP-2691 is about 16 km. 


Experiment 2691-15 - 06/20/20 


Subject: D-12 

Procedure: Subject asked to walk slowly to the other 
side of the bridge, turn to his right, walk past the outside 
edge of SCP-2691, and then wave at Dr. Goto. 

Results: Inconclusive, see attached interview for details. 


Interview 2691-1 
6/20/20 
Dr. Goto, Agent , D-12, SCP-2961-a. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Goto: | was beginning to think | understood this 
SCP, was about to label it "Safe" and then ...this 
happened. | need everyone's statements, for the record. 
What just happened? Agent , you first. 


Agent : | was hanging out on the other side of the 
river, just to be nearby in case anything weird happened. 
Standard field assignment duties. And then a D-class 
(Agent points at SCP-2961-a) comes running out of the 
bridge, booking it for the woods, so | shoot at him and hit 
him in the knee. Dr. Goto asks for a status on the radio, | 
let him know | got him as | handcuff him. Patch him up, 
head back over to camp, and meet up with the rest of 
you. 


Dr. Goto: And D-12? 


D-12 and SCP-2961-a, simultaneously: |... (they both 
stop and look at each other) 


Dr. Goto: You, with the bandaged leg, are not D-12, you 
are SCP-2691-a. D-12, | never took eyes off you, so | 
know you are D-12. 


D-12: Ok. So | was walking across the bridge again, and 
| was thinking, this isn't so bad, I've heard horror stories 
from the other D-Class about testing. But when I'm done 
here, I'll be taken back to my cell, and then... who knows 
what I'll be testing next? So, with all the folks in the camp 
behind me, | thought I'd make a run for it. As soon as | 
made it to the other side of the bridge | was going to 
make a run for it and risk my life with the wolves and 
wilderness, sure beats more tests. So | was gearing 
myself up to make a run for it, getting kind of antsy, when 
BAM! A gun goes off. Well, I'm from the hood, so 
instincts kicked in and | hit the floor, hands over my 
head. The Doc here tells me to head back across the 
bridge and so | do. And then this Agent guy comes over 
with... a copy of me? We even have the same exact 


tattoo on the arm and everything. 
Dr. Goto: Interesting. SCP-2691-a, your story? 


SCP-2691-a (a brief pause, then SCP-2691-a looks 
around and comments) Oh, you mean me. Right, I've 
been D-12 for so long that I... Anyway. | was walking 
across the bridge again, like the other me said, gearing 
up to escape. | made it almost all the way across the 
bridge and decided it was now or never, so | took off 
running into the woods, when BAM! A gun goes off. | 
thought | had tripped or something, but then | realized | 
had been shot. And then this Agent guy comes up to me 
and puts me in handcuffs before bandaging my knee, 
really swell guy. (SCP-2691-a glares at Agent . 
And then he kind of picks me up and hauls me back to 
Camp, where | see a luckier copy of me, one who hasn't 
been shot. 


Dr. Goto: | see. For the record, | was keeping an eye on 
D-12 as he was walking along SCP-2691, then we heard 
Agent 's firearm discharge. | saw D-12 fall prone, 
covering his head. | request a status from Agent ; 
he says he "got him." I'm not sure what he's referring to, 
as all our D-Class are accounted for. | request D-12 
return to my side of SCP-2691, and he complies. Agent 

shows up a bit later with SCP-2691-a, which looks 
exactly like D-12, except it has been shot in the knee and 
been bandaged. 


SCP-2691-a: ...wait, I'm an "it" now? | didn't think it could 
be worse than being a D-Class. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: All blood and tissue samples 
analyzed of D-12 and SCP-2691-a prove to be identical. 
D-12 and SCP-2691-a are being held indefinitely for 
further testing. 


Addendum: Dr. Goto has requested additional resources and 


funding, if the results of Experiment 2691-15 prove safe and can be 
reliably repeated, this SCP could be used to duplicate items of 
importance and/or value. 


« SCP-2690 | SCP-2691 | SCP-2692 » 


SCP-2692: Remains of Subterranean France 


Item #: SCP-2692 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Locations demarcated 
Point-92-A, -92-B, -92-E are cordoned off from their respective 
surrounding areas and placed under guard by security personnel. 
Locations demarcated Point-92-C, -92-D, and -92-F, while 
displaying no anomalous behavior nor any further connection to 
SCP-2692, are to remain under constant video surveillance. 


SCP-2692-A is to be tracked via unmanned aerial drone on rotating 
patrols. Changes to object's orientation and/or position are to be 
logged. Any alterations to object's position which places it at risk of 
discovery are to be noted and acted upon by drone operators and/or 
Station-114 personnel as needed. Effective methods of obfuscation 
have included use of dummy balloons or blimps to prevent 
identification of SCP-2692-A. 


Accessible entrances to SCP-2692 are monitored with video 
surveillance, while the entrances themselves are monitored by on- 
site personnel. Individuals emerging from either point are to be 
debriefed if necessary and released. Note: As of 12/14/2014, 
exploration of SCP-2692 via Point-92-B is suspended indefinitely 
following Incident 1412-14. Contact with SCP-2692-B and -C is 
strictly forbidden. 


Description: SCP-2692 is an extra-dimensional underground 
complex apparently established and maintained by the government 
of France!. The size and scale of the complex cannot be determined 
as significant portions are impassable due to cave-ins, structural 
damage, and apparent flaws in design which disallow movement of 
barriers without fully functioning electricity. 


The presence of two or more gravitational anomalies within the 


complex appear to have contributed to significant time dilation in 
several areas within SCP-2692. Despite this, Foundation personnel 
entering and exiting SCP-2692 have experienced little? to no signs 
of time dilation. 


SCP-2692 is populated with numerous human and humanoid 
entities apparently frozen in various states depending on location. 
The positioning and body language of individuals, as well as 
discrepancies in attire, physical health, and items recovered on 
persons indicate groups of individuals recovered together, despite 
physical proximity to other groups, did not inhabit the same epoch 
and/or place as others. Bodies have been described as warm and 
fragile to the touch, and display no vital signs. 


The placement of individuals within SCP-2692 appears to have no 
relation to physical proximity to one or both of the gravitational 
anomalies. There is no sign that the individuals have been moved by 
other unknown individuals prior to Foundation recovery. 


SCP-2692-A is a humanoid apparently frozen in mid-stride 
suspended , meters over [REDACTED], first discovered on / 

/1996. Most of the figure's physical features, including clothing, 
have been eroded due to weather conditions. A metal tablet 
enclosed in the figure's grip contains several geographic coordinates 
engraveds upon it. The figure is immovable, although it has been 
observed at times rising or falling, in one instance reaching an 
altitude of , meters. 


The surviving coordinates led Foundation personnel to Points-92-A 
through F. Each point contained a staircase leading down to a metal 
door approximately 10 meters below the start of the stairs, leading 
directly to SCP-2692 itself. Points-92-C, D, and F were damaged 
and filled in with debris, and did not lead anywhere. Points-92-A, B, 
and E were undamaged, often a result of being integrated into 
certain buildings, and led successfully to SCP-2692. 


Exploration Logs: Initial exploration of SCP-2692 via Point-92-A 
provided little background for the complex, although upon the 
agents’ return, a woman was discovered close to the entrance in the 
process of looting one of the humanoid bodies. The woman spoke 
an unknown dialect of French with many English loan-words, and 


required a battery of medical tests and vaccinations before 
interrogation could begin. Following several weeks of treatment and 
meeting with Foundation linguists, the following information was 
obtained from the woman. 


Item 99-4-8: Summary of Events: 


Interrogators: Agents Hoxley, Perez, Jameston, Jules, 
and de La Huerta were responsible for the conducting of 
17 separate interviews with the subject (Hereafter 
referred to as Subject-92). Transcripts of each interview 
are available on-site upon request. 


Subject-92: Subject's medical records are available on- 
site upon request. Subject claimed to be between 40 and 
50 years of age, although they could not confirm an 
exact date of birth. Despite this, subject appears to be 
between the ages of 20 and 30, with signs of brain tissue 
damage consistent with frequent instances of traumatic 
encephalopathy. As a result, subject suffers from 
symptoms consistent with dementia and Alzheimer's. 
Subject keeps scraps of paper in their pockets with 
information written in the form of pictograms. Subject is 
unable to read or write in English or French. 


Background (Subject): The subject could provide a 
very brief summary of events which had initially occurred 
within SCP-2692, as they claim these events to be 
difficult to separate from "myths and legends". Subject 
claimed the events as having unfolded before "my own 
bastard blood-line existed" and could not provide a 
timeline beyond approximately 70 to 90 years, only 
accounting for the subject's great-grand parents on her 
mother's side. 


Background (SCP-2692): Subject provided information 
in fragments, based upon her own explorations and 
stories told by her parents. Presented with the events 
after the interviews, the subject pieced them together to 
produce the following rough chronology. 


- An undated, unknown crisis affects much of eastern 
France, leading to a political crisis involving the 
suspension of property rights for naturalized citizens. 
Redistribution of wealth becomes a heated issue among 
the populace, and anti-immigrant sentiment is played 
upon as "proscriptions" take place in order to finance a 
four-year mass-migration effort of all French citizens. 
Civilian, military, and cargo ships are employed to move 
the populace across the Atlantic ocean, destined for 
locations all along the coasts of North and South 
America. Some appear destined for southeast Asia. 


- The influx of French "refugees" to the United States 
leads to a compromise involving the creation of a 
subterranean city to house much of the refugees, and 
placed under the jurisdiction of the French government. 
Subject could not provide details on the means or 
timeframe of construction. Following its construction, a 
25-year "Unification" plan is implemented. The plan 
appears to involve the expansion of the subterranean 
complex, in order to provide more living space for French 
citizens in South America and southeast Asia. 


- Expansion efforts briefly stall mid-way through the 
"Unification" plan, and a new "escape plan" is developed 
for several sectors of the complex. Conflict erupts over 
the "plan" due to implications involving the separation of 
family members, loss of specialized knowledge and skills 
between "displaced gateways", and loss of "genetic 
diversity". 


- An unknown disaster leads to a complete loss of 
contact between sectors of the complex. It is unknown 
how long this lasts, though the subject claims that 
parliamentary sessions saw the number of 
assemblypersons halved over the course of nearly a 
dozen elections. Subject claims her mother blamed this 
on the presence of "the gateways", although the subject 
does not remember what "gateways" this referred to. 


- At some point preceding a presidential election, the 


initial crisis which had triggered the mass-migration re- 
appears. The aforementioned escape plan is 
reintroduced and a vote approving execution of the plan 
passes. Subject claims this lead directly to the 
breakdown of stability within the complex, and the start 
of the "Great Scarcity”. 


Full logs of all Foundation explorations of SCP-2692 are filed on- 
site. Snippets are contained here for brevity. 


Log of Point-92-A / /99 


Entryway: Staircase is partially collapsed, with 
niches in the left-side wall. Agents report 
finding two female humanoids seated in one of 
the niches, coated in a layer of frost. One is 
holding a composition notebook (Item 99-4-8) 
and a pill bottle containing 137 tablets of a 
drug labeled "Methocyclidine." Prescription 
was filled on date labeled 16/15/99. 


At the bottom of staircase, an elevated 
platform appears before a television screen. 
Motion sensors trigger the television, which 
begins to play a recording of a burly man with 
an unusually small head addressing someone 
off-screen concerning a person named "Irik". 
They then address the viewer, welcoming 
them to the "west end" and describing a litany 
of benefits associated with their new job, 
including being "first ones out the gates" and 
"first dibs on the new drugs". The individual 
then asserts that all complaints should be 
issued to "Irik". They then give a boisterous 
laugh, then apologize and assure the viewer(s) 
in a grave tone "everything will be okay". 


At the far end of this area, agents discover the 
outline of a door against the wall. A niche in 
the wall is partially filled with wooden blocks 
printed with black and blue letters. The blocks 


SCP-307: Carnivorous Ivy 


Item #: SCP-307 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-307 is to be kept within a 
0.5-meter square stainless steel planter, within a hydroponic growth 
chamber equipped with remotely operated light and sprinkler. The 
sides of the planter are to be equipped with retractable circular 
blades, the controls to which must be located outside the 
containment cell and manned at all times. The hydroponic chamber 
is to be kept within a 5m x 5mx 3m room with stainless steel 
walls, floor, and ceiling. There are to be no windows in the room - all 
light will come from the hydroponic grow light, and any observation 
of SCP-307 is to be done over a security camera. The temperature 
of the room is to be kept at 15°C to discourage seed production. 


If entry to SCP-307's room is necessary, it is to be done by remotely 
operated robots. Absolutely no living humans are to enter 
SCP-307's containment cell, following Incident 307 (see Addendum 
2). 


If any specimens of SCP-307 are discovered outside the 
containment cell, they are to be burned immediately until only ashes 
remain. Any personnel who touches SCP-307 must also be burned. 


Description: SCP-307 is a creeping vine, similar in appearance to 
the common English ivy (Hedera helix), save for the presence of 
greenish thorns on the stems, and the tendency of the leaves to 
exhibit a purple hue. The vine puts down roots approximately every 
30.5 cm (12 in). The roots can penetrate any porous material, but 
not metal. Any part of the plant not connected to a root system is to 
be considered dead and safe to examine up close. 


SCP-307 appears to be carnivorous, and seems to exhibit some 
degree of intelligence (see Document 307-A). When in the presence