Catastrophie has befallen our Towne! The 
Lorde of Nocturne, in His great Wisdome, has 
informed Me that there is a most dastardly 
Spye with a Copy of our holy Almanack. The 
wretched and blasphemous "Special 
Containment Procedures Foundation" is even 
now reading the Wordes that | am transcribing 
onto these humble pages, and their foul Plots 
and Schemes are a most grievous Insult to the 
Prosperity and Happiness of you, the blessed 
Citizens of New Northton. 


To you, my devoted and loving Acolytes, take 
heed! The United States of America, though 
ignorant of the Will of our Lorde, has seen fit to 
enshrine the Right of Arms unto us all. It is 
time to take Advantage of that Right, and 
prepare to fight Tooth and Naile when the 
Heretics arrive to stamp out the Faithe of Our 
Lorde of Nocturne. Do not fear! Blessed under 
the Holy Light of Nyx, the Void-Star, we shall 
be as the great Founders of our Towne, who 
drove off the Heathen Indians from our land 
with our fierce Resistance. 


And to you, creatures of Blasohemy who spye 
upon our modest Worship, | give you this 
warning: Do not meddle with the Affairs of the 
humble Towne of New Northton, for we will 
fight to the last Man, Woman, and Child to 
defend the Faithe of our Lorde of Nocturne. 
We shall not surrender, we shall give no 
Quarter, and will shall show no Mercy. Your 


Bloode will stain the Black Altar of our Lorde, 
granting us even more Strength! If you know 
what is goode for You, stay away! 


Your Neighbor, your Mayor, and your highest 
Priest of the Lorde of Nocturne, 
Henry lan Glattfelder 


+ Research Log 3163-B: Selected horoscopes 
Selected horoscopes of SCP-3163, 2013 to Present 
December 2013 


SAGITTARIUS: It would behoove You to 
beware the Meddling of misbehaving Women 
this Monthe. Should such a Woman seek to 
bother your Marriage, bring her to the Black 
Altar and spill her Lifeblood for the Glory of our 
Lorde. 


January 2014 


TAURUS: Mercury rising in your Sign this 
Monthe indicates a great Windfall of Wealthe 
in your near Future. Bob Gottfried, the Cashier 
of the General Store on Maple Street, has 
blasphemed. Form a Posse to show him the 
Vengeance and Fury of our Lorde of Nocturne 
at your earliest Convenience. 


LIBRA: Avoid any long Journeys over Water 
this Monthe, or Calamity may befall You. If you 
have an extra Mouth to Feed this Winter, 
consider sacrificing your youngest Child on the 
Black Altar. 


August 2015 


DRACONIS: Congratulations! Nyx, the Void- 
Star, is shining in your Sign this Monthe! Great 
Prosperity will come to your Shoppe or Farm, 


though do not fall to Sin or Indulgence or your 
Wife and Children shall most surely die in 
great Payne. 


February 2016 


LEO: Alas! Great Misfortune will befall your 
romantic Endeavours this Monthe, unless you 
ferret out a Blasphemer from our Towne and 
sacrifice Him (or Her!) upon the Black Altar. 


April 2017 


ARIES: Beware Slothfulness in your First-Born 
Son this Monthe. Should his Misbehavior 
inconvenience you, it is fitting to remove a 
Finger or Two from the miscreant’s left Hand. 


October 2017 


GEMINI: | have identified the Citizen who 
misplaced his Copy of this humble Almanack 
in a Trip to Philadelphia, thus allowing It to fall 
into the Hands of the dastardly Special 
Containment Procedures Foundation. It is 
none other than Albert Ross, the Owner of the 
Grocery Store on Willow Street. Form the 
usual Posse, and slay his Family as 
Punishment. 


LIBRA: Alas! Agents of the so-called Special 
Containment Procedures Foundation will come 
to your House this Monthe! Lie waiting in your 
Field or Attic, and dispatch them with great 
Haste for the Glory of our Lorde. 


November 2017 


LIBRA: The dastardly Spyes of the Special 
Containment Procedures Foundation were 
vanquished by your hard Work and Faithe, but 


this is not the Last we have seen of Them! In 
preparation, purchase more Guns and 
Ammunition from Bob Blake’s Firearms Store, 
and forsake his Competitor, Wal-Mart, in the 
next Towne over. 


Procedure: An egg was removed from D-2081's ovary, fertilized 
with genetic material harvested from SCP-401 and frozen until next 
spring. The fertilized egg was implanted into SCP-401 and allowed 
to gestate. 

Details: [DATA EXPUNGED] Nutritional supplement 401-NS-4 has 
been formulated with this development in mind. 


Incident 401-1 

On - -_ , several of SCP-401's branches went into convulsions 
and then went limp. It was soon discovered that one of its hearts 
suffered from cardiac arrest and was not able to recover. An 
angiogram of the other hearts showed large amounts of plaque 
buildup. Since Incident 401-1, the damaged heart has been 
absorbed and two new hearts have grown in its place. In order to 
maintain the future health of SCP-401, a lower cholesterol nutritional 
supplement 401-NS-3 has been approved. Nutritional supplement 
401-NS-4 is now to be used, following the results of Experiment 
401-3. 


« SCP-400 | SCP-401 | SCP-402 » 


SCP-3164: Character Test 


Item #: SCP-3164 
Object Class: Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3164 is currently 
maintained as private property by a Foundation shell company. 
Routine checks are performed by local operatives to ensure no 
individuals remain on the island after sundown. 


Description: SCP-3164 is a 20th-century manor-style complex on a 
formerly private island in the Hebrides. SCP-3164's anomalous 
effects are triggered whenever one or more individuals resides 
overnight within the complex. As of 10/03/2017, SCP-3164's 
anomalous effects are no longer active. 


SCP-3164 entering an active state will usually be indicated by the 
anomalous formation of large, dark thunderclouds and generally 
poor weather, preventing entry to or egress from the island for the 
duration of its active phase. All individuals residing in the complex 
will begin to act in a manner consistent with stock characters of the 
horror genre: this includes a “murderer” character, who will stalk and 
individually kill each remaining character until they are the only one 
remaining, which terminates the active state. Depending on the 
number of individuals on the island and the characters they 
represent, active states can last anywhere from four hours to 
eighteen days. 


Notably, individuals terminated during an SCP-3164 active state will 
remanifest in one of the complex’s guest bedrooms the morning 
following full completion of the active state, with restored free will 
and full memory of all events that transpired. A small card on the 
individual’s nightstand will read “Beter (sic) luck next time!”: the 
means by which these cards, or the individuals, remanifest is 
currently poorly understood. Cadavers generated by a SCP-3164 
active state, however, will remain in place, which may cause 


significant emotional distress to individuals upon their discovery. 


Discovery: SCP-3164 is listed in local development records as a 
Victorian-themed haunted resort and hotel, although no developer 
name is listed on these records and it was never officially opened to 
the public. In 2010, a police case involving two tourists reporting 
their own corpses after sleeping on the premises attracted 
significant media and Foundation attention; due to the poorly- 
understood nature of the anomaly, the initial containment team 
inadvertently triggered an active state while securing the island. 


Testing Logs: 

The following summarizes multiple attempts by researchers to 
counteract or bypass SCP-3164's chosen narrative. Given the 
presumed intent behind the cards delivered to eliminated characters, 
it is theorized that preventing the elimination of characters, or 
eliminating the “murderer” character, may lead to further insight into 
the nature of the anomaly. 


To eliminate confusion, test subjects are referred to as their 
character archetype during testing summaries. 


Subjects: Dr. Maria Vanger (“Lover”), Dr. Lamar 
Elworthy (“Groundskeeper”), MTF Lambda-5 Operative 
Adam Barnes (“Athlete”), MTF Lambda-5 Operative 
Michael Cruz (“Murderer”) 


Notes: After remaining in the complex after sundown, 
the initial survey team inadvertently became the first 
Foundation personnel to trigger an active state: as a 
result, no formalized testing procedures had been put in 
place. 


Results: All characters initially remain in the dining room 
for protection. When Lover and Athlete eventually move 
upstairs to copulate, Murderer stalks and kills 
Groundskeeper outside the house, and then individually 
eliminates Athlete and Lover after they investigate 
noises. All members of the survey team are discovered 
the next morning in a considerable state of shock, and 
are placed on short-term leave. 


Subjects: D-45038 (“Stranger”), D-57784 (“Murderer”) 


Notes: Attempt to discover the consistency of the active 
state. 


Results: Stranger wanders the grounds, where she 
observes Murderer watching from the windows. After 
climbing to the attic, she is promptly killed and the active 
state ends. Framework for active state generally 
understood. 


Subjects: 76 D-Class personnel (list redacted for 
brevity) 


Notes: Attempt to prevent Murderer from dispatching 
characters individually. 


Results: Active state lasts for eighteen days, the longest 
on record. During this time, each individual character 
shows extremely poor judgement, such as exploring 
abandoned buildings and travelling alone to remote parts 
of the island where they are dispatched by Murderer. 


Subjects: D-75296 (“Bride”), D-40231 (“Groom”), 
D-15380 (“Murderer”) 


Notes: Attempt to interrupt active state by airdropping 
four-man MTF squad onto the island to terminate 
Murderer. 


Results: Due to the poor weather and visibility 
conditions, two MTF members were lost in the drop and 
considered KIA. The remaining two immediately adopted 
character personas upon touching down (“Constable” 
and “Drunk,” respectively), and were promptly terminated 
by Murderer. Containment team reprimanded for 
unnecessary waste of resources and lives. 


Subjects: D-99460 (age 8), D-98156 (age 6) 


Notes: Denied by Ethics Committee. 


Subjects: D-80412, D-37240, D-12660 (“Murderer’?) 


Notes: All 3 D-Class personnel had been quadruple- 
amputated due to prior testing, and had been functioning 
with the use of heavy prosthetics. MTF Lambda-5 
operatives manoeuvred the subjects into SCP-3164, 
removed the prosthetics, and left before sundown. 


Results: As subjects were unable to move during the 
experiment, exact characters unknown. After 5 days 
D-12660 (presumed to be Murderer) expired from 
dehydration, triggering the end of the active phase. Since 
this date, no new active phases have been observed, 
despite the presence of individuals overnight. 


Addendum: On 12/04/2017, approximately one month after the 
cessation of SCP-3164's active phases, former Head Researcher 
Oliana Kaiwi received an unmarked wooden crate containing a 
deerstalker hat buried within approximately two and a half pounds of 
confetti. A potential connection with SCP-3164 is unclear. 


SCP-3165: Dog Teeth 


Item #: SCP-3165 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3165 is to be contained in 
a standard humanoid containment chamber. Toilet must be replaced 
with a grated drain for waste removal. Additional furnishings are to 
include several extra cushions and one 1.5m x 1.5m 5kg weighted 
blanket. Containment chamber should be cleaned daily. 


During interviews, one female researcher fluent in American Sign 
Language may enter SCP-3165's containment chamber 
accompanied by no less than one guard armed with a tranquilizer 
gun. Acceptable tranquilizers include ketamine (no more than 
100mg) and diazepam (no more than 40mg). Although SCP-3165 is 
generally docile, personnel are highly encouraged to wear body 
armor over unprotected limbs. One closed-circuited camera must 
consistently monitor SCP-3165 for any destructive behavior, notably 
to itself. 


SCP-3165 must be fed twice daily with meals consisting of 2kg of 
protein (bovine, mutton, or chicken) and .8kg of root vegetables. 
40mg of oxycodone should be provided with each meal to aid 
chronic muscular and joint pain. Physical therapy sessions should 
be carried out routinely once a week. 


As of 12/07/20 , one hour long language development lessons for 
American Sign Language and English are to be provided daily, and 
two hour long reading lessons are to be provided twice a week. 
Interaction with personnel is to be provided upon request, as well as 
recreational activities suitable for kindergarten-age children. 
Physical contact within reason is to be granted. 


Description: SCP-3165 is a humanoid female between the ages of 
14 and 18 with severe malformation in its hands, feet, and face. It 


lacks body hair and its skin lacks pigmentation. At its full height, 
SCP-3165 stands at 2.18m and weighs 60kg. SCP-3165 favors a 
quadruped stance, as standing with a straight posture appears to 
cause it pain. 


The right half of SCP-3165's face is obstructed by its upper and 
lower mandibles, which resemble that of Canis /upus. The muscles 
securing these mandibles to the skull wrap over SCP-3165's 
cranium and anchor under the occipital bone. Despite this 
placement of musculature, SCP-3165 possesses a bite strength of 
1250 PSI, slightly above that of Ursus arctos. SCP-3165's upper 
mandible lacks a nose, instead giving way to a soft "crater" where 
the nasal cavity has fleshed over. The area that typically forms a 
mouth in humans is not present in SCP-3165. The protusion of 
SCP-3165's mandibles has prevented the formation of the right 
orbital lobe and eye, and has disfigured the upper nasal cartilage, 
causing the nose to become bent and stretched; SCP-3165's left 
cornea is milky white, suggesting late-stage cataracts. 


SCP-3165's vocal cords are covered in excess skin tissue, 
rendering it incapable of producing human vocalizations. Therefore, 
SCP-3165's primary form of communication consists of fractured 
sign language and guttural vocalizations. (See Video Interview Log 
009) 


The metatarsals of SCP-3165's feet are extended, allowing it to walk 
in a fashion similar to that of a digitigrade animal with a running 
speed of 38 kph. The phalanges of its hands are twice the length of 
an average adult human's, with fingernails three times more durable 
and possessing narrowed ends for clawing and scratching. 


Samples of DNA taken from SCP-3165 show that SCP-3165's 
genetic composition consists of 97.3% Homo sapiens, 2.1% Canis 
lupus, and 0.6% [REDACTED].! 


Interaction between Foundation personnel and SCP-3165 has 
shown that SCP-3165 has a high preference for communicating 
directly with female personnel, and interactions with male personnel 
are frequently met with hostility. SCP-3165 demonstrates a desire 
for physical contact with female personnel, and will grasp at them in 
a wild manner. Physical contact with SCP-3165 is encouraged if a 


guard is present. 


Recovery: SCP-3165 was recovered on //19 after the amateur 
paranormal investigator group" =" discovered its existence in the 
ruins of _ , Ukraine. Local authorities were contacted but unable to 
efficiently contain SCP-3165, notifying the Foundation of SCP-3165. 
During recovery, SCP-3165 attacked Foundation personnel until 
120mg of ketamine was forcefully administered, leaving injured 
with casualties. Civilians involved in the incident prior to recovery 
were administered Class-B amnestics. To date, no other instances 
of SCP-3165 have been recovered.2