Full item completion has been hypothesized to cause an 
unparalleled disaster to occur. 


Addendum: AXA Security level personnel should see Document 
090-B. 


Document 090-A: Dr. Experiment Notes 


Experiment 0012: Observation is going well, we have managed to 
develop a system to record and analyze the shifts in the cube almost 
as quickly as they occur. No correlation between shifts and any 
world events found yet. 


Experiment 0048: We observed a six segment alignment today on 
the 1st side. It was noted and passed without incident. Two hours 
later, a research assistant returned from the break room with news 
that a tsunami had occurred in the Indian Ocean and caused 
hundreds of thousands of deaths and extensive property damage. 
No correlation is currently known, but we will make note of it. 


Experiment 0150: After our 120th alignment on the 4th side of the 
cube and 120th accident report in the lab, we are designating the 
4th side as ‘local’ and will implement safety measures tomorrow. 
Staff are discouraged from making bets regarding the outcome of 
alignments. 


Experiment 0172: A six segment alignment was recorded this 
morning on the ‘local’ side. As a safety precaution, Site was 
evacuated. Two hours later, a containment breach occurred, but 


resulted in no loss of life due to the evacuation. Object determined 
to predict events, not cause them. 1st side designated as ‘global’. 
Upgrade to Euclid status requested. 


Experiment 0240: We stepped up our experiments today by 
attempting to modify the cube itself. When D-Class personnel 
attempted to make a shift, SCP-090 immediately created a ten- 
segment alignment of its own accord near the top left corner of the 
‘local’ side. Exactly two hours later, SCP- broke containment and 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. Agents and were also lost during 
the incident. Recommend forced shift testing of SCP-090 
postponed. Upgrade to Keter status approved as SCP-090 is 
obviously capable of causing events of its own accord. Object may 
be sentient. 


« SCP-089 | SCP-090 | SCP-091 » 


SCP-091: Nostalgia 


Item #: SCP-091 
Object Class: Anomalous Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-091 is to be stored ina 
standard containment locker at Site- . When SCP-091 is not being 
tested, it is to be placed under combination lock. Since SCP-091 has 
shown no signs of resistance to tearing or damage greater than that 
of normal cardboard, great care should be taken when transporting it 
to and from testing sites. 


During testing, no one other than the subject should view SCP-091. 
Those suspected of having seen SCP-091 are to be administered 
Class-B amnestics immediately, and all personal recordings or 
images in the possession of the subject—both print and digital—are 
to be destroyed to prevent recurrence. 


Description: SCP-091 is a “Scotties” brand tissue box, currently 
empty. Immediately upon observing SCP-091, viewers report an 
overwhelming sense of nostalgia. Those affected begin reminiscing 
about times they “were near” SCP-091, major events that occurred 
while it was present, or people and places that somehow relate to it. 


SCP-091 was originally recorded as an anomalous item and sent to 
Reliquary Site-44, until one of the members of the recovery team, 
Assistant Researcher —while viewing a recording of her wedding 
from 199 —noted SCP-091 in the background of the film and noted 
a strong flood of nostalgic memories attached to it, including: 


* Memories of SCP-091 at the wedding itself. 
* Memories of SCP-091 at the reception. 
* Memories of SCP-091 during the honeymoon. 


A further interview with Assistant Researcher  ’s ex-husband 
demonstrated that he too remembered SCP-091 in all of those 


places and situations, again noting strong feelings of nostalgia and 
fondness for it. Further investigation found that several people who 
attended the wedding remember SCP-091 being there and the 
emotional effect. Others were asked to describe the wedding itself 
without being informed of SCP-091. In these cases, they described 
the scene without including SCP-091, until they were questioned 
about it directly. At that time, they immediately underwent the same, 
previously observed effect. 


Continued testing under other situations has continued to produce 
similar results. Administration of amnestics has proven ineffective at 
stopping the effect if the subject is allowed to view an image or 
recording of SCP-091. 


Of note is the fact that in each recorded instance of SCP-091, the 
box pictured is full of tissues. 


« SCP-090 | SCP-091 | SCP-092 » 


SCP-092: "The Best of The 5th Dimension" 


Item #: SCP-092 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The three thousand one 
hundred and twenty-five instances of SCP-092 are to be held in 
individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio 
compact discs (CDs), and stored in standard inanimate-object 
lockers at Site 37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with 
permanent marker. 


Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. 
Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D- 

class personnel are to listen to previously-unexamined instances of 
SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-class personnel 
listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from site 

command. 


The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous 
except by association, and is preserved in the morgue freezer at 
Site 19. 


Description: SCP-092 is a set of 3125 audio CDs, each labeled 
"The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th 


who have at various times been part of the American singing group 
"The 5th Dimension". Each instance of SCP-092, when played in a 
standard CD player, will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all 
individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will 
last 74 minutes (the duration of a standard audio CD), during which 
time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range, or to shut off the 
CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the 
anomalous phenomenon finishes, all surviving listeners will engage 
in synchronized vocalization of the phrase "Wow, that was real 
cool"; synchronized vocalization has been observed in non- 


anglophones, pre-verbal infants, unconscious individuals, paralyzed 
individuals, and individuals physically incapable of speech due to 
laryngeal, lingual, and/or buccal damage. 


The anomalous properties of each instance of SCP-092 are 
thematically and conceptually linked to the number 5, dimensions, 
and/or the members of The 5th Dimension. As of / /_ , 871 
instances of SCP-092 have been assessed and their anomalous 
properties formally described; see document 092-W83 for a full list, 
or below for a representative sample. 


Representative sample of documented anomalous properties of instar 


Instance Anomalous property 

SCP-092-028 Listeners experience 
quintuple vision for all 
moving objecis. 

SCP-092-041 Listeners' bodies exude 
pentagonal crystals of 
elemental boron (chemical 
element #5). Crystals cease 
materializing upon 
conclusion of CD, but do not 
dematerialize. 

SCP-092-042 Listeners' bodies exude 
pentagonal ingots of 
elemental manganese 
(chemical element #25, or 
52). Ingots cease 
materializing upon 
conclusion of CD, but do not 
dematerialize; listeners 
succumb to acute 
manganese poisoning within 
24 hours. 

SCP-092-043 Listeners' bodies exude 
pentagonal nodules of 
elemental cesium (chemical 
element #55). All listeners 
killed by cesium burns 


SCP-092-079 


SCP-092-080 


SCP-092-081 


SCP-092-082 


SCP-092-087 


SCP-092-126 


within eight minutes. 
Listeners become 
physiologically five years 
old. 

Listeners become 
physiologically five months 
old. 

Listeners become 
physiologically five weeks 
old. 

Listeners become 
physiologically five days oid. 
Listeners spontaneously 
become five months 
pregnant; pregnancies 
spontaneously miscarry 
upon conclusion of CD. In 
initial tests, all male 
listeners succumb to 
massive internal 
hemorrhaging within 10 
minutes, as do 3 female 
listeners; surviving female 
listeners succumb to organ 
damage within 4 days. 
Postmortem genetic 
analysis shows that all 
fetuses were identical, and 
are not related to the 
listeners. 

Listeners experience 
unbearably painful facial 
spasms characterized by 
constant chewing and biting 
motions — symptoms of 
trigeminal neuralgia, caused 
by inflammation of the fifth 
cranial nerve; during initial 
test, all listeners batter 
themselves into 


SCP-092-175 


SCP-092-176 


SCP-092-177 


SCP-092-178 


SCP-092-200 


SCP-092-256 


SCP-092-271 


unconsciousness against 
walls of testing chamber in 
attempts to escape the pain. 
Listeners' bodies are 
"pentasectea" radially, 
producing 5 disconnected 
segments which remain 
alive and mobile. 

Listeners' bodies are 
"pentasectea" laterally, 
producing 5 disconnected 
segments which remain 
alive and mobile. 

Listeners' bodies are 
"pentasectea"” longitudinally, 
producing 5 disconnected 
segments which remain 
alive and mobile. 

Listeners' bodies are 
"pentasectea" axially, 
producing 5 disconnected 
segments which remain 
alive and mobile. 

Listeners are teleported to a 
site on the surface of 
Himalia, fifth-most-massive 
moon of Jupiter (fifth planet 
from the Sun). Listeners are 
returned upon conclusion of 
CD, but succumb to the 
combined effects of 
hypothermia, hypoxia, and 
radiation poisoning within 3 
hours.1 

Listeners are converted into 
two-dimensional forms. 
Listeners spontaneously 
lose 5 teeth each; teeth do 
not regrow after conclusion 
of CD. 


SCP-092-272 


SCP-092-273 


SCP-092-274 


SCP-092-278 


SCP-092-279 


SCP-092-285 


SCP-092-286 


SCP-092-287 


Listeners spontaneously 
lose all but 5 teeth each; 
teeth do not regrow after 
conclusion of CD. 

Listeners spontaneously 
lose 5 fingernails each; 
fingernails do not regrow 
after conclusion of CD. 
Listeners spontaneously 
lose 5 toenails each; 
toenails do not regrow after 
conclusion of CD. 
Listeners spontaneously 
grow three extra eyes each, 
for a total of five;2 extra 
eyes do not dematerialize 
upon conclusion of CD. 
Eyes are functional, and of 
the same color as listeners’ 
Original eyes. 

Listeners experience 
topological deformation 
such that their height 
becomes the circumference 
of their waist, and vice 
versa; deformation reverts 
at conclusion of CD. This 
appears to be an exchange 
between listeners’ 
dimension of height and 
dimension of width. 
Listeners sneeze five times 
per minute for the duration 
of the CD. 

Listeners belch five times 
per minute for the duration 
of the CD. 

Listeners hiccup five times 
per minute for the duration 
of the CD. 


SCP-092-288 


SCP-092-315 


SCP-092-316 


SCP-092-317 


SCP-092-397 


SCP-092-399 


Listeners cough five times 
per minute for the duration 
of the CD. 

Listeners find themselves 
within the 2010 Lars von 
Trier film Dimension,3 
where they are able to 
interact with the setting but 
not affect the actions of the 
characters. Since 
Dimension is only 27 
minutes in duration, the 
events within the film repeat 
2./4 times. 

Listeners find themselves 
within the 1993 Eastenders/ 
Doctor Who crossover 
"Dimensions in Time", 
where they are able to 
interact with the setting but 
not affect the actions of the 
characters. Since the two 
parts of "Dimensions in 
Time" are only 13 minutes 
in total duration, the events 
within the episodes repeat 
5.69 times. 

Listeners find themselves 
within the 1963 Italian film 
Amore in Quattro 
Dimensioni, where they are 
able to interact with the 
setting but not affect the 
actions of the characters. 
Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 
of Alan Shepard, the fifth 
man to waik on the Moon. 
Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 


SCP-092-400 


SCP-092-401 


SCP-092-402 


SCP-092-403 


SCP-092-466 


SCP-092-467 


SCP-092-468 


SCP-092-469 


of James Monroe, the fifth 
President of the United 
States. 

Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 
of Mackenzie Bowell, the 
fifth Prime Minister of 
Canada. 

Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 
of Edward Seaga, the fifth 
Prime Minister of Jamaica. 
Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 
of Charan Singh, the fifth 
Prime Minister of India. 
Listeners experience 
random moments in the life 
of Helen Hayes, the fifth 
winner of the Academy 
Award for Best Actress. 
Listeners are physically 
transformed into members 
of the original lineup of The 
5th Dimension, as they were 
at the time of the group's 
establishment in 1966. 
Listeners are physically 
transformed into members 
of the original lineup of The 
5th Dimension, as they were 
at the time of the original 
group's dissolution in 1975. 
Listeners are physically 
transformed into members 
of the original lineup of The 
5th Dimension, as they were 
at the time of the original 
group's reunion in 1990. 
Listeners are physically 


transformed into members 
of the original lineup of The 
5th Dimension, as they are 
today. Listeners who 
transform into Ron Townson 
(1933 - 2001) resume their 
original forms after 
conclusion of CD, but do not 
resurrect. 


When an instance of SCP-092 is inserted into the CD drive of a 
personal computer, its files can be accessed without triggering the 
anomalous effects. Examination of the files indicates that each CD 
has different content; all content is audio material by or pertaining to 
The 5th Dimension and its individual members: in addition to all 
known commercially-released songs, files contain live 
performances, practice sessions, auditions, media interviews, and 
personal conversations. 


Acquisition log 


On May 5th, __, an unidentified man (henceforth SCP-092-B) 
carrying two suitcases approached front gate guards at Site 19, and 
stated that he wished to surrender himself and his anomalous 
creations into Foundation custody. The contents of his suitcases 
were confiscated, and classed as SCP-092; SCP-092-B was 
transferred to Site 37 for interrogation. 


During interrogation, SCP-092-B revealed the thematic connections 
(five, dimensions, and The 5th Dimension) between all instances of 
SCP-092, and then committed suicide. 


Access requires level-4 security clearance or higher 


Transcript of statement made by SCP-092-B upon 
arrival at Site 19 


Guard: Sir, this is private property, you can't 


SCP-092-B: This is a secret Foundation site, 


right? 
Guard — you can't come in here, sir, | — 


SCP-092-B: You're the SCP Foundation, and 
I'm a failure. 


Guard: ... what was that, sir? 


SCP-092-B: You're the SCP Foundation, and 
I'm a failure. | think I'm clever, but I'm not. I'ma 
stupid boring nekulturny hack who thinks that 
money and cheap puns can take the place of 
talent and inspiration. I'm tasteless. I'm dull. 
I'm incompetent, | have no sense of style, and 
the only reason I'm not an art criminal is that 
nothing I've ever made is even close to being 
art. You can secure me, and you can contain 
me, but no one can protect me. Please take 
me and my anomalous garbage into custody. 


(At this point, guards summoned backup. 
SCP-092-B repeated this statement verbatim 
until he was taken into custody.) 


Excerpt from transcript of SCP-092-B interrogation 
session #2 


Interviewer:Yes, we understand about "five- 
ness", thank you, that's been most helpful, but 
we were also wondering what you could tell us 
about how you made these. 


SCP-092-B: | just wanted to be cool, you 
know? | really did. | thought... well, | had my 
inheritance, and my collection, and there was 
the estate, and the abandoned museum, and 
so much of the stuff went together, and it 
wasn't that tough, and... look, my ideas were 
better than yours! They were! | know they 
were! No! They're not! Nobody's impressed by