Noted that 
concatenation at 
22/04/2026-1/II would 
prevent the launching 
of the alternate 
iteration of MTF-n->. 
Task force deployed 
to 22/04/2026-Il, 
preventing said 
concatenation. All 
malignant paradoxes 
considered resolved, 
project immediately 
discontinued by Dr. 
Forth due toa 
massive increase in 
work-related stress 
among the 
Department's staff. 


Addendum (24/12/2056): The attempts to establish Mobile Task 
Force Russell-9 ("Self Containing Sets"), a group specialising in 
altering the Foundation's history to better facilitate containment, 


were violently halted today by an unknown iteration of MTF-n- 2, 
accompanied by the late Site Director Alice Forth, who physically 
assaulted the project lead, Dr. Teller. Due to the Task Force's 
apparent vehemence on the matter, and Dr Teller's recent aversion 
to continuing the attempt, the project is being postponed indefinitely. 


SCP-3177: This Fucking Guy Did All The Murders 


Item #: SCP-3177 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3177 is to be stored ina 
standard anomalous object containment locker. Level-2 clearance is 
required to remove SCP-3177 from its locker and allow viewing. 


Should personnel unintentionally come under the effects of 
SCP-3177, they are to seek immediate amnestic treatment. 


Description: SCP-3177 is a cardboard cutout of American actor 
Steve Buscemi standing 1.8 meters tall. SCP-3177's anomalous 
abilities only become relevant when a subject is able to visibly 
comprehend SCP-3177 after witnessing a murder. Subjects who 
meet these requirements believe that SCP-3177 was responsible for 
the murder, and report witnessing them performing the act, 
regardless of the means of murder. 


A subject does not need to witness both the murderer and the 
victim, only the victim dying. A subject who witnesses a victim dying 
without seeing the murderer is able to recall SCP-3177 committing 
the act itself, regardless of any events which happened that might 
contradict this memory. For example, a subject who witnesses a 
victim being poisoned would recall SCP-3177 giving the victim 
poison through whichever vessel it was delivered. 


Currently, no time limit has been discovered between witnessing the 
murder and interacting with SCP-3177, however amnestic treatment 
has been shown to reverse the process. 


Addendum 3177-01: 


The following interview is between Dr. Robert Douhni and D-30044, 
who was previously convicted for the murder of a family in ; 


Virginia. 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Douhni: Alright, D-30044, | have a few questions 
about something that happened a while back. We've 
gotten word that you were present during the murder of 
the — family back in September of 20 ? 


D-30044 leans back in his chair. 


D-30044: Oh, yes, yes... Fucking hated those greedy 
wastes of space. 


Dr. Douhni: Obviously not a fan then, | see. If you could 
remain as impartial as you could when describing what 
happened? It'd... it's going to make it easier for me, 
personally. 


D-30044: Oh, of course. If you want to know what 
happened, it starts with an interesting coincidence; | was 
actually about to kill them myself, if you'd believe it. | had 
everything prepped and ready for the fun | was about to 
have. Intended to blow the brains out of that preppy kid 
first and then torture the old fucks before finally ending 
their lives. 


Dr. Douhni: You seemed to have quite the plan already. 
Why didn't you go through with it? 


D-30044: Well, if you'd believe it, that man that you 
introduced me to earlier? He was already there! Just as | 
was about to take aim at the kid with the shotgun / 
brought, he just pulled out his own shotgun and killed 
him before | could even pull the trigger! 


Dr. Douhni: The cardboard cutout? 


D-30044: Yes! | didn't believe it myself when | first saw it, 
and honestly | was a bit upset that he got the shot off 
first. He didn't pay me much mind when | went over and 
unloaded a few more rounds into that man-child's corpse 


to make sure he was dead, so that much | appreciated. 
Dr. Douhni: Mhm... 


Dr. Douhni is seen quietly writing on his clipboard before 
turning his attention back to D-30044. 


Dr. Douhni: Right, sorry. Can you continue? 


D-30044: Of course. As | was saying, | don't know where 
he went next, but he didn't get in the way when | went 
upstairs and tied up the parents. | had this whole routine 
practiced, this speech about greed and entitlement and 
how much pain they've inflicted on me and all the other 
people of . Each cut was supposed to be symbolic, 
one cut for every person who was suffering beneath their 
boots. 


Dr. Douhni: | can't personally relate, but, um... 
Dr. Douhni coughs into his hand. 


Dr. Douhni: |, | think | understand what you were trying 
to go for. 


D-30044: Yes, so, | got to work. | cut their tongues out 
first so they couldn't scream, then | sawed off the fingers 
and toes in case they tried to escape. Then... I'm sorry, 
did you want the details? | can go through the whole 
routine. | still have the speech memorized. 


D-30044 is seen smiling to himself. Dr. Douhni is seen 
covering his mouth with his hands. 


Dr. Douhni: Please, do not go into specific detail, for my 
sake personally. 


D-30044: Of course, my apologies. So, just as I'm about 
the finish the job, he comes back into the room. Out of 
nowhere he's there, and he looks just as angry at these 
people as | was. | figured | had my fun, so | offered him 
the knife. He took it gladly and just slashed their throats 


open, let 'em bleed out. | was impressed, truly | was. A 
slow, excruciating death choking on their own blood was 
what they deserved. Then he simply gave me back the 
knife and left. 


Dr. Douhni lowers his hands and picks up his pencil to 
write again. 


Dr. Douhni: It just killed them and left? Did you see 
where it went? 


D-30044: Sadly no. Shame though, | was the one 
arrested for it. | didn't even kill them, technically. But hey, 
at least you all found a way to lock him up, hm? 


<End Log> 
Incident 3177- : 
ENTER LEVEL-4 CREDENTIALS TO ACCESS 


On September 28th, 20 , alarge portion of Site- was 
destroyed due to what was believed to be a fault in the 
heating system. This resulted in the temporary breach of 
multiple anomalies, as well as the deaths of 

Foundation personnel. While interviewing a survivor of 
the accident, they reported witnessing SCP-3177 
planting a high-grade explosive in the [REDACTED] wing 
of the facility. 


Investigations regarding the incident are ongoing. 


SCP-3178: Ramen-Controlled Classism 


Item #: SCP-3178 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of 
SCP-3178 are to be stored in the standard crates provided in 
Sector-457 of Site-77. SCP-3178 instances are not to be removed 
from the crates without the authorisation from a Level 3 researcher. 
The opening of SCP-3178 packets is to strictly be in a secured 
standard humanoid containment unit within a different building from 
which tests of SCP-3178 are conducted. 


Personnel performing laboratory testing of SCP-3178 are required to 
wear a hazmat suit equipped with a self-contained breathing 
apparatus. Non-laboratory testing is to be performed on D-class 
personnel. Relating to Incident 3178-F, all test subjects are to be 
restricted of movement when escorted. Researchers are advised to 
leave their wallets outside their testing area when testing SCP-3178. 


Description: SCP-31 78 is seasoning which consists of the 
composition normally found in factory-made monosodium glutamate 
with the addition of an unidentified substance. SCP-31 78 instances 
are found consistently 2,700 mg per 4x4cm packets in the 12x16cm 
packaging of instant noodles, specifically with the flavour of 

brand potato chips. There are no records stating that the 
respective manufacturing companies have collaborated in the past. 
At present, the Foundation is in possession of 18,010 instances of 
SCP-3178. 


The main anomalous effects of SCP-3178 manifests when it is 
ingested. During consumption, individuals will experience intense 
euphoria from the balanced flavour of SCP-3178. Test subjects 
report feeling hungrier the more intense the amount of SCP-3178 
are added to the food. Approximately one hour after ingestion, the 
consumer will experience fatigue, light-headedness, and balding of 


First photo drawn from SCP-404-A develops into the 
image of a young man in overalls leaning against a car 
and covered in oil stains. Subject confirms this is her ex- 
boyfriend and that he was mechanically inclined. 


Second photo drawn from SCP-404-A shows the same 
man in a very angry state postured as if he is striking the 
viewer. Subject confirms again that this is her ex- 
boyfriend and that this event is part of what led to their 
separation. 


Third photo drawn from SCP-404-A shows the same 
man in an amusement park setting, seated on a roller 
coaster beside the viewer. Subject confirms this was 
their first date. 


Fourth photo drawn from SCP-404-A is completely blank. 
Twice the normal time allowed for a photo to developed 
passes and photo remains blank. This photo also is 
returned to SCP-404-A with no effort while all other 
photos must be inserted into SCP-404-B which now 
shows the subject's name with three new timestamps 
and numbers listed on its pages. 


After the fourth photo was drawn subject was released and 
approached three hours later where she was asked as to the status 
of her relationship with the boyfriend. Subject denies knowing any 
such person or ever having participated in any tests today. Subject 
is also unable to account for lost time but shows no concern over the 
disparity. 


Document #404-3: - -  : Subject for this test is Dr. Drs 
was chosen at random with no end result expected. 


First photo drawn is a first person perspective of a water 
paint portrait being drawn. The artist's hands are visible 
in the photo and Dr. confirms this is her at age 4. 


Second photo drawn is of an elderly man smiling, photo 
perspective suggests the viewer is raised up in the air 
looking down at the man. Dr. confirms this is her 


the eyebrows. When deprived of SCP-3178, individuals will 
experience an anomalous withdrawal symptom designated as 
SCP-3178-2. Refer to test logs for further information. 


Continued consumption of SCP-3178 leads to the steady decrease 
of the consumer’s intelligence. Further studies reveal that SCP-3178 
consumers lose the part of the brain essential to the sense of 
individuality, creativity, and critical thinking. The loss of these crucial 
pieces of the mind leaves the consumer extremely susceptible to 
herd mentality and manipulation. Long-term consumers of 
SCP-3178 are unable to question nor deny any given information 
despite how unlikely it is to be true. 


Testing reveals that consumers of SCP-3178 report on being able to 
perceive small humanoids designated as SCP-3178-1. The entities 
are described to have the anatomical structure of a malnourished 
toddler with facial creases. SCP-3178-1 is able to physically affect 
its surrounding, proving that its existence is not a hallucination 
induced by SCP-3178. SCP-3178-1 instances are reported to be 
able to hide in and travel through gaps as little as 3 cm wide without 
difficulty. If SCP-3178-1 travels or hides in a smaller gap, the object 
will tumble or collapse depending on the balance. 


Due to the loyalty of SCP-3178-1 instances to consumers of 
SCP-3178 and its tendency to take personal belongings (as 
observed in the Incident 3178-C), Doctor Schroder theorises that the 
role of SCP-3178-1 is to gather enough wherewithal for the 
purchase of SCP-3178. As of present, it is confirmed that a 
manifestations of SCP-3178-1 occurs the same time as a packet of 
SCP-3178 is opened. The capture of loose SCP-3178-1 instances is 
currently pending until research concerning alternative methods of 
perceiving SCP-3178-1 is concluded. 


+ Test log 3178-01 
Log Format 


Subject: 

Time of Deprivation: 
Detail: 

Result: 


Note: 


Experiment 3178-01.11 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 4 hours 35 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a meal of store-bought 
instant ramen. 

Result: Subject makes complaints of the meal 
tasting bland. Doctor Schroder refuses 
subject’s request of condiments. Subject does 
not finish his meal. 

Note: N/A 


Experiment 3178-01.12 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 8 hours 8 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a meal of homemade 
noodle soup. The use of additional condiments 
is permitted. 

Result: Subject added approximately 56 
grams of table salt and 56 grams of black 
pepper into the meal. Complaints of the meal 
tasting bland are still made despite the amount 
of condiments added. Subject does not finish 
his meal. 

Note: 56 grams is the approximate maximum 
amount of seasoning that fills the volume of 
the container. 


Experiment 3178-01.13 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 18 hours 45 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a meal of Indian curry. 
The use of additional condiments and 
seasonings is permitted. 

Result: Subject adds approximately 56 grams 
of table salt, 56 grams of black pepper, 85 
grams of dried chilli powder, and 85 grams of 
garlic powder. Despite the addition, subject 
has not stopped complaining about the meal 


being bland. Subject barely touches his meal. 
Note: Subject’s attention to the condiments 
and seasonings is limited to those in powder 
structure. A theory of Doctor Schroder 
suggests subject is unintentionally attempting 
to find a replacement for SCP-31 78. 


Experiment 3178-01.14 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 22 hours 3 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a meal of restaurant- 
bought burger and fries. The use of additional 
condiments is limited to those in the form of 
sauce. 

Result: Subject is agitated. Requests of other 
seasoning has been denied. After pointless 
bargaining with Doctor Schroder, subject 
begins to collect dirt found under the furniture 
and in the corners of the room. Subject 
proceeds to season his meal with the collected 
dirt. [DATA REDACTED] 

Note: It is known that subject has a severe 
allergy to dust. Experiments are postponed 
until subject’s health is fully restored. 


Experiment 3178-01.15 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 46 hours 39 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a cup of coffee. The 
use of additional condiments and seasonings 
is permitted. 

Result: Subject completely ignores the coffee 
and consumes approximately 30 grams of 
table salt, 22 grams of black pepper, 40 grams 
of chilli powder, and 25 grams of red pepper 
powder. Despite subject’s body responding 
accordingly, subject claims not to be able to 
taste anything. 

Note: Experiments are postponed until 
subject’s health is fully restored. 


Experiment 3178-01.16 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 94 hours 10 minutes 
Detail: Subject is given a meal of restaurant- 
bought steak and mashed potatoes. The use 
of additional condiments and seasonings is 
permitted. 

Result: Subject refuses to consume the meal. 
Note: Nurse states that subject had been 
refusing meals during his medical 
maintenance. It is apparent that subject has 
lost 15 kg since initial ingestion of SCP-3178. 


Experiment 3178-01.17 

Subject: D-9382-03 

Time of Deprivation: 98 hours 48 minutes 
Detail: Subject was forced to consume one (1) 
store-bought cookie and a glass of water. 
Result: [DATA REDACTED]. Required 
infusion is injected into subject as medical 
maintenance. Subject’s body responds 
abnormally to the procedure as infusion liquid 
is regurgitated out. Subject expires one hour 
after experimentation due to his body’s 
continued rejection of any sustenance 
provided. 

Note: Request for autopsy is pending.