When SCP-1331 comes into contact with any part of the inside of 
the mouth of a human subject (including the tongue), the subject is 
affected by an anomalous effect that causes all attempts to vocalize 
expletives to be "bleeped out" or censored by a synthesized tone. 
Non-vocal communication is not affected; sign language and written 
expletives will not be censored. No other anomalous changes in the 
subject are detectable, and while experimentation shows that the 
subject's vocal muscle movements are consistent with that of the 
words they intend to speak, all recording devices and observers only 
pick up the censoring tone. The duration of SCP-1331's effect is 
proportional to the amount of time SCP-1331 remains in contact with 
the mouth of the subject: ten seconds of contact results in an effect 
duration of approximately one hour. 


SCP-1331 was discovered by Foundation agents during a routine 
visit to an antiques and curiosities shop in [REDACTED], where it 
was being sold as a ‘gag’ item. When questioned, the store owner 
was unable to remember who or where he obtained it from, and was 
later released after having been administered a Class B amnestic. 


Addendum 1331-1: SCP-1331 Packaging 
DIRTY MOUTH SOAP 


Do you know someone who has a filthy mouth? Clean 
out all those dirty words with the latest Factory invention! 
Discipline your children or play a trick on your friends! 
Hilarious at parties! 


Addendum 1331-2: Additional Experimentation Results 


Additional testing with SCP-1331 has shown that its 
effects appear to trigger whenever any word or phrase 
considered offensive or an expletive by any observers is 
spoken, including the speaker. If all observers present do 
not consider something an expletive, then it is not 
subject to the effect. Furthermore, this effect seems to 
extend to recordings, rather than be recorded. That is, 
any recording of a subject's speech while affected will 
exhibit the same effects while played, but once the effect 
has ended on that subject, the recording is no longer 
affected either. We are still looking into how this thing 
actually works. 


- Dr. 
Addendum 1331-3: Additional Experimentation Results 


SCP-1331 appears to have additional detrimental effects 
in subjects with more than one hour of cumulative 
exposure. Its primary effect will take longer and longer to 
fade away, and eventually the effect simply becomes 
permanent. Subjects also began to manifest a 
progressive increase in the number of words and 
phrases that are censored, until at three hours of 
exposure, everything they say is censored. Until further 
notice, SCP-1331 experimentation is to be limited to 
Class D personnel only. 


- Dr. 


« SCP-1330 | SCP-1331 | SCP-1332 » 


SCP-1332: Involuntary Shapeshifting 


Item #: SCP-1332 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Vials containing samples of 
SCP-1332-A are to be hermetically sealed and kept in refrigerated 
storage. Specimens of SCP 1332-B are to be contained in sealed 
holding cells and monitored for transition to 1332-C. These cells are 
to be monitored remotely and inspected daily for damage. In the 
event of a breach by SCP 1332-C, the damaged holding cell and the 
surrounding area are to be sterilized via a controlled thermobaric 
explosion to limit the possibilities of further contagion. 


Description: In its culture state, designated SCP-1332-A, 
SCP-1332 is a thick, metallic gray paste, similar in color and sheen 
to mercury. Its semisolid state renders airborne transmission 
impossible; to date, all instances of infection have resulted from 
direct, unprotected handling of SCP-1332-A or injuries caused by 
unusually violent instances of SCP-1332-B and-C. 


When a living being becomes infected with SCP-1332 (usually 
through direct exposure to subcutaneous tissue via cuts and 
scrapes), it begins the transformation to SCP-1332-B. This 
transformation manifests externally as flu-like symptoms (soreness, 
exhaustion, nausea) that subside over the course of two (2) to three 
(3) days. During this period, SCP-1332 converts the subject's bone 
and muscular structure into an amorphous mass, superficially 
resembling SCP-1332-A. Despite being essentially homogeneous, 
the mass within SCP-1332-B still performs all the functions of the 
replaced systems, such as maintaining structure, allowing 
movement and reflexive actions, and protecting vulnerable organs 
from damage. 


The subject's nervous system remains intact, though somewhat 
displaced by the subject's internal changes. The autonomic nervous 


system seems to maintain the density and structure of the mass, 
allowing SCP-1332-B to maintain the appropriate shape. It is 
hypotheically possible for specimens of SCP-1332-B to live fully 
normal lives without ever becoming aware of their condition. 


SCP-1332-C manifests in one of two ways: SCP-1332-B becoming 
aware of the nature of their condition or SCP-1332-B attempting to 
undertake a physical activity they are unaccustomed to. Either 
situation causes the autonomic nervous system to momentarily 
cease its usual functions as SCP-1332-B attempts to consciously 
exert control over their own body. In the majority of cases, this leads 
to a complete structural collapse of the subject's internal support 
systems. It is hypothesized that this is a result of subjects being 
unable to maintain the level of conscious control needed to keep 
their natural shapes. This frequently leads to the death of the subject 
through internal hemorrhaging and bruising (due to unprotected 
organs striking the ground) or suffocation (caused by the lungs and 
esophagus becoming unable to expand due to sudden weight). In 
rare instances, subjects will manage to regain some control over 
their own structure, which very frequently leads to massive 
lacerations and blood loss as the panicked subject inadvertently 
pierces their own skin from within as they fight to control their shape. 


On the rare occasion a subject survives this collapse, they are 
designated SCP-1332-C and are to be relocated as described in 
Containment Procedures, above. Specimens of SCP-1332-C rarely 
survive longer than two or three days due to their new physiology 
rendering eating and drinking difficult (if not impossible), but 
observation has suggested that SCP-1332-C retains at least some 
of its human cognitive abilities. The amount varies from subject to 
subject (the transformation from SCP-1332-B to -C often results in 
trauma directly to the brain), but subjects have been shown to 
attempt to move towards persons and objects familiar to them, to 
retreat from examples of phobias specific to the subject, and have 
on occasion attempted to embrace personnel they perceive as 
friendly. 


« SCP-1331 | SCP-1332 | SCP-1333 » 


SCP-1333: The Phantom App 


Item #: SCP-1333 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-1333 are to 
be contained on nonvolatile media. If possible the recommended 
format is a 16GB Micro SD card contained inside a plastic case and 
kept in a dry, climate-controlled room. Multiple instances of 
SCP-1333 may be stored in close proximity; while in dormant media 
it is completely harmless. 


Any instances of SCP-1333 are to be stored inside a Sensitive 
Compartmented Information Facility. No digital media players of any 
kind are to be allowed into this SCIF for any reason, and any 
personnel both entering and leaving the storage area should be 
thoroughly searched for disks, SIM cards, media players, smart 
phones, or other electronic devices and storage media. 


SCP-1333 should never be placed inside a working cell phone 
without prior authorization from site director: only unlocked, prepaid 
phones are allowed to be used for these experiments, and any 
phone to be used for this experiment should never have service 
activated. Experiments should be performed underground, out of 
range of any cell phone broadcast towers, in a shielded facility to 
prevent satellite linkup. After experimentation, any phones used for 
testing SCP-1333 should be destroyed. 


To prevent SCP-1333 from affecting civilians, Foundation agents are 
to be placed on the staff in charge of managing programs and other 
data distribution networks for any companies providing services to 
cell phones. Any instances of SCP-1333 on network drives should 
be contained as soon as possible. 


Description: SCP-1333 is the collective term for multiple instances 
of an anomalous entity manifesting as a mobile application that is 


believed to have begun circulation in 2008. The program appears 
under many names, often purporting to be a harmless program 
targeted to males and females age 18-22. 


When the program is first downloaded, SCP-1333 remains dormant 
until first used on the phone. Due to the obvious variances in 
personal use, this dormant period may be a few seconds to the 
theoretical functioning lifespan of the phone; due to this, it is 
believed that instances of SCP-1333 exist on phones that have not 
yet activated the program and thus remain dormant. This poses a 
great threat of distribution to recycled-phone organizations and third- 
party stores which sell refurbished MicroSD cards and cell phones. 


SCP-1333 has, at this time, been found disguised as a multitude of 
mobile applications, including navigation, social networking, 
entertainment, music, productivity, and others. 


The entity appears to affect any person who uses the program 
regardless of the ownership of the phone containing it. 


Initially, the downloaded program works as expected. After sufficient 
use of the program manifestation of SCP-1333, the phone will begin 
to exhibit symptoms indicative of a glitch, and may receive text 
messages from unknown numbers. These messages are typically in 
the form of single words, in upper-case, and often have a negative 
or hostile connotation, such as "NEVER", "WRATH" and "BLEED". 


As use of SCP-1333 continues, the secondary anomalous effect 
occurs. If the phone is equipped with a camera, the phone's photo 
album will be altered to include photos that have not been taken by 
the user, but feature him or her. These range from trivial images of 
the subject taking his or her own picture in a mirror to images of the 
subject located in places the subject has never been. With continued 
use, SCP-1333 will generate progressively more disturbing images, 
sometimes featuring the subject with severe injuries or in traumatic 
scenes featuring death, dismemberment, and torture. At least one 
instance of SCP-1333 manifested an image containing a deceased 
relative of the user. 


Addendum: SCP-1333 was first discovered in an brand 
smartphone on //_ in , NY. A female subject, age 18, called 


the police and filed a report of "cyberstalking", claiming an unknown 
person was sending digitally-altered and disturbing images to her 
phone. This phone was examined by an embedded SCP agent who 
discovered the entity inside a photo-sharing application. Subject was 
given Class A Amnestics and the police report was suppressed. 


Addendum 1333-A: As of / / ,SCP-1333 is discovered to have 
infected the mobile application networks of all major mobile 
networks including, , and 


Addendum 1333-B: Experiments have shown that in the event that 
containment is attempted on a cell phone infected with SCP-1333, it 
will attempt to link with satellites and cell phone towers to attempt to 
replicate itself. It is hypothesized that this is a form of self- 
preservation, and for this reason, any phones infected with 
SCP-1333 should be contained in a shielded environment before 
extraction is attempted. 


« SCP-1332 | SCP-1333 | SCP-1334 » 


SCP-1334: Numerology Ghost's Apartment 


Item #: SCP-1334 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1334 is currently under 
Foundation management, and access to the object requires Level 2 
clearance. The immediate property surrounding the apartment 
complex is to be fenced off, under the guise of ongoing renovation. 
During daylight hours, two guards posing as building contractors are 
to be stationed at the main gateway; the outside of the building is to 
be monitored at all times by camera surveillance. 


Any personnel intending to enter SCP-1334 must undergo 
preliminary training and wear only authorized attire, which will be 
provided, when entering the building. All interactions with 
SCP-1334-1 and any observed differences in the interior of 
SCP-1334 are to be thoroughly documented. 


Description: SCP-1334 is a six-story apartment building located in 
the province of China. The exterior of the complex is 
nondescript, and the interior rooms each contain specifically 
arranged items, including: 


* pairs of chopsticks, bottles of wine, articles of jewelry, and 
chinaware arranged in multiples of two 

bundles of incense sticks, office supplies (pens, pencils, 
notepads), and children’s toys (marbles, animal figurines, etc), 
arranged in multiples of three 

small potted plants, empty fishbowls, bronze sculptures, 
ashtrays, and bamboo wind chimes arranged in multiples of 
five 

stacks of paper money and coins arranged in stacks of eight 
(It was also noted that all clocks in the complex, both analog 
and digital, had been set to 08:08. None of the clocks were 
observed to be functional.) 


Items placed in groups that are removed from SCP-1334 
disintegrate upon crossing the threshold of the bottom floor; the 
same result occurs if the objects are defenestrated. Replacements 
will appear roughly 8 hours after removal. Grouped items that are 
rearranged will automatically return to their original grouping. 


SCP-1334 is currently inhabited by a humanoid figure, noted to 
closely resemble the late who was listed as the contracted 
tenant of the building’s sixth story apartment. This entity, designated 
as SCP-1334-1, acts in a manner consistent with complaints filed by 
the apartment complex’s other tenants, who described Mr. as 
“eccentric” and “disruptive to others’ households”. Retrieved hospital 
records indicate that Mr. suffered from paranoia and was 
discovered missing prior to his 44th birthday, and was later 
presumed dead. Though SCP-1334-1 appears corporeal, infrared 
scans of the apartment and complex during sightings do not indicate 
any heat signatures save for those of Foundation operatives. 


SCP-1334-1 is believed to be the cause of the disappearances of 
the former tenants of the building (as well as and ,a 
janitor and the landlord of the apartment building, who both visited 
the complex following the initial disappearances). After these 
disappearances came to Foundation attention and subsequent 
containment intervention occurred, Foundation agents sent to 
investigate SCP-1334 repeatedly encountered SCP-1334-1, who 
would inform them that their attire was “unlucky” due to accessories 
or thread count. All agents who encountered SCP-1334-1 reported 
dizziness and nausea upon leaving the apartment; these symptoms 
were determined to be due to low red blood cell count. The cause of 
these effects is unknown. 


Addendum SCP-1334-1: After three successful agent interactions 
with SCP-1334-1, the following interview was conducted by Agent 
Tai Yang Shen, playing the part of a maintenance inspector 
checking on a broken window on the fourth floor. Prior to 
approaching SCP-1334, Agent Shen was given a set of clothes 
tailored specifically for the experiment. 


Note: The following partial transcript has been translated 
from Mandarin. 


Agent Shen: Hello Sir. 
SCP-1334-1: Hello. Why are you visiting this place? 


Agent Shen: It is time to do maintenance on the 
building, and the other residents have made complaints 
about their apartments last time. | am here to inspect. 


SCP-1334-1: There are no other residents here.