¢ Test 0076: Discovery of approximately one hundred tonnes of 
molten white plastic and computer circuitry within the caldera 
of an extinct volcano. Origin unknown. 

¢ Test 0081: Test aborted by subject due to local rugby riots. 


Addendum-02: Test 0103, Continuity-1449-01, / /20 : During 
exploration of the “Dead Jagged Hills” region (Sector 15, Quadrant 
3) of the dream environment, Agent is believed to have come 
into contact with another real-world individual (Henceforth referred to 
as Subject 1449-0001) active within the dream environment. Agent 

was the only test subject exposed to SCP-1449 at this time. 
Subsequent visits to the region did not result in any sightings of the 
subject. 


Subject 1449-0001 appeared as a Caucasian male of approximately 
thirty years of age under considerable distress. Clothing was heavily 
worn and patched with leather and sharkskin. Upon sighting Agent 

, Subject 1449-0001 approached and gave the following 
message, as recalled by Agent 


Don’t say anything. If you say anything, | lose my mind. 
You say anything and something horrible happens. 


You're a dreamer. Like me. My name is Nikolai, | am the 
shipseer of Dnhdnhome, and of the brotherhood of 
Selachiosk Pungix Combin, and...fuck fuck fuck no, not 
Nikolai...1 am not Nikolai. I’m ag...agent...agent...John? 
shit. ID code 34254-Q0...QO...dammit dammit dammit! 


I’m sorry... can’t...can’t keep the memories straight. 
Being this lucid for this long hurts. The dreaming fills in 
all the gaps. Things have always been, even as they are 
brought into being. I’ve been on this cliff since the 
beginning of time, just like how this place has always 
been here. The dream was torn away by the deaths of 
gods before time began but | watched it happen five 
years ago and...are you following? | can barely tell the 
dream and reality apart anymore. My world has always 
been the way it is and we made it like that. We hurt the 
dreaming. The shark, that’s how we see it. We hurt it. 


Killed it in our world and the dreamtime poured out like 
its spilled blood and... We made this big scar here, 
and...and...things are wrong. Fish walk and ghosts 
haunt the stones and women give birth to plastic children 
and the leech fields stretch out forever in the seas of 
human blood and the Center eats cocaine and caviar out 
of panda-skull bowls on the crushed backs of opal mares 
in acres of broken glass and it has always been like this. 
Don't...don’t do it. Don’t do it again. 


Subject 1449-0001 returned to his hut at this point, and further 
investigation revealed that he had vanished. Subsequent visits to 
the region have not resulted in any further sightings. 


Footnotes 

1. For example, in Continuity-1449-1 the river Opyu was created by 
the serpent Iru-La, while in Continuity-1449-2, lru-La is dead and the 
river Opyu was dug by the members of the Wilapyna tribe. 


« SCP-1448 | SCP-1449 | SCP-1450 » 


SCP-1450: Iridescence 


Item #: SCP-1450 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1450 is to be kept in a 
hermetically-sealed concrete chamber measuring 5 meters in height, 
width, and length, to prevent propagation. SCP-1450 is to be 
monitored by monochrome closed circuit security camera. In the 
event of the camera being blocked by a section of SCP-1450, a 
team in full biological contaminant protection gear with EKG 
monitoring should be sent in to clear the lens. Sections of SCP-1450 
acting outside of normal parameters, or missing from their positions, 
should be reported immediately. Colonies of SCP-1450 found 
outside of containment are to be immediately purged, with either fire 
or pesticides based on location and quantity of SCP-1450, and their 
locations to be noted and passed to research team SCP-1450 
Gamma. 


Description: SCP-1450 is a colony of insects of unknown order, 
family, genus and species. SCP-1450 comprises a head, 
possessing antennae, compound eyes, and a series of serrated 
mandibles; a thorax, with legs attached to the meso, pro, and 
metathorax; an abdomen with a set of hermaphroditic genitalia; and 
chromatophoric plating attached to the thorax. SCP-1450 uses its 
chromatic plating to effect a form of metachrosis in urban 
environments. Specifically, SCP-1450 colonies tend to mimic dried 
paint applied on walls. Colonies of SCP-1450 are commonly found 
to have replaced the paint in abandoned buildings, entering a form 
of hibernation. It is theorized that their tendency to nest together, as 
well as the excretion of an insulating form of latex based fecal 
matter, allows them to survive in colder temperatures that would 
normally kill insect life. This latex nesting material has been found to 
be the remnants of devoured paint, digested and excreted. 


SCP-1450 possesses an adaptive hunting pattern, which uses the 


chromatophoric plating on its back. SCP-1450 will wait until its prey 
has taken up residence in SCP-1450's nest, then begin to slowly 
shift their color patterns. Once the prey has begun to examine 
SCP-1450, the patterns are shifted to a hypnotic, dazzling display 
which stuns SCP-1450's prey, leaving it helpless as the colony 
descends to consume it. The speed of SCP-1450's consumption 
varies, based on the size of the colony and the prey. As seen in Test 
SCP-1450 KEPLER 1, SCP-1450 possesses a voracious appetite, 
and is capable of devouring every trace of digestible material 
present. 


A final quality of note in SCP-1450 is the tendency of colonies to 

expand based on the size of their nest. Examples of SCP-1450 

colonies found in the wild are rarely found to inhabit more than one 

room of any given building, but the size of the room in question can 

vary greatly. In the case of Report the colony present in : 
had grown to fill an entire warehouse. 


Addendum: 
TEST LOG SCP-1450 KEPLER 1 


A D-class test subject was sent into SCP-1450's holding cell, with 
instructions to wait for 20 minutes. 


Minutes 1-5: D-Class subject does nothing. SCP-1450 displays no 
reaction. 


Minutes 5-7: D-Class subject paces about the room. SCP-1450 
slowly begins to shift in hue. 


Minutes 7: D-Class subject goes to examine nearest portion of 
SCP-1450. 


From here, all notations made are based off of studied recordings, 
as the observation group recalls nothing after minute 7. Analysis 
shows observation group was affected in the same manner as D- 
Class test subject. 


Minutes 8-13: D-Class subject examines SCP-1450. SCP-1450 
responds by shifting its chromatophores to stun D-Class subject. 


The examined portion of SCP-1450 holds this color pattern, while 
the rest of the colony disengages from its nest to begin climbing D- 
Class subject. Subject appears unaware of presence of SCP-1450 
on his body. 


Minutes 13-20: D-Class subject becomes aware of SCP-1450, and 
begins striking at the nearest members of SCP-1450 with his hands. 
SCP-1450 immediately responds by biting into his legs. Subject is 
immobilized by pain and collapses. SCP-1450 finishes swarming 
over his form, and proceeds to consume all material present, 
excluding subject's bones. SCP-1450 returns to original position and 
hue. 


« SCP-1449 | SCP-1450 | SCP-1451 » 


SCP-1451: Sunken Children's Perimeter 


Item #: SCP-1451 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1451 is contained in Area 
15, located in the Sound. It is surrounded by a sphere of wire 
mesh netting to ensure that no large objects enter the containment 
area. Access is to be denied to all persons attempting to enter 
regardless of rank. SCP-1451 must always be submerged in water 
from the Sound. Natural water currents are not to be obstructed, 
as that could potentially cause an ongoing Class 3 scenario. Guards 
are positioned no closer to SCP-1451 than the second barrier. 


During Class 2 and 3 scenarios, SCP-1451 must be remotely 
monitored. If any drastic change in behavior is noted, the Director of 
Area 15 is to be notified immediately. No attempts to rescue items or 
personnel from SCP-1451 should be made. In the unlikely case that 
the Sound begins to drain, Protocol Tempest is to be enacted. 


Description: SCP-1451 is a set of metal statues, twenty-six (26) in 
total (individually referred to as SCP-1451-1 through -26). All appear 
to be of children with heights ranging from 1.32m to 1.43m. 
SCP-1451 can be in three distinct states of motion, referred to as 
Class 1-3 scenarios. During a Class 1 scenario, no movement is 
detected. This state is ideal for containment. During both Class 1 
and 2 scenarios, SCP-1451 are standing in a circle, each one 
grasping the hands of the statues adjacent to them, and facing 
outwards. 


During a Class 2 scenario, SCP-1451 will animate slightly, shifting 
themselves with the apparent goal of counter-clockwise locomotion. 
The hands on SCP-1451 will also raise and lower slightly during 
these moments. Bubbles can be seem emanating from the mouths 
as well. This state must be monitored closely, as it can transition 
quickly into a Class 3 scenario. 


When a solid object with a mass greater than 40g enters the center 
of the circle formed by SCP-1451 (hereafter the Activation area), 
SCP-1451 animate and attempt to destroy said object. This is known 
as a Class 3 scenario. Fortunately, small natural currents are 
present around SCP-1451, with the effect that small, light, objects 
cannot enter the circle in the center of SCP-1451. 


SCP-1451 have shown remarkable strength and agility in this state, 
though the extent of these qualities has not been found. SCP-1451 
have been observed utilizing multiple different tactics when 
neutralizing a target, including multiple martial arts forms, pressure 
point application (to humans and machines), and highly coordinated 
teamwork. After eliminating and disposing of solid materials, 
SCP-1451 instances will return to their original positions and revert 
to a Class 1 scenario. 


SCP-1451 have ventured as far as 1.3km away from the Activation 
Area in order to neutralize a target. Attempts to intercept SCP-1451 
between neutralizing a solid object and returning to the Activation 
area have been met with what is referred to as a Class 3.5 scenario, 
where SCP-1451 will become hostile but instead focus on returning 
to their original position circling the Activation Area. 


SCP-1451 avoids attacking its separate parts, even if it would 
normally be motivated to do so. 


OVERSEER CLEARANCE REQUIRED 


Partial Manifest of Recovered Materials 


Note: The full manifest of recovered materials is in 
Document 1451-5-H12-8X4 


* One damaged Scranton box! 
© Recovered Document (see below) 


* ~20.9 kg of brick, scattered inside and outside 
¢ ~4,000 kg of containment-grade concrete 


Recovered Document 


Note: The document was recovered from a 
Scranton box, though evidence suggests that 
the box did not function perfectly. 


Item #: S[DATA LOST] 
[DATA LOST]ject Class: Ket[DATA LOST] 


Special Contai[DATA LOST]ures: SC[DATA LOST]rea 
56, located ata depth of _feetin the Sound. 
Guards are positioned around the containme[DATA 
LOST]ntervals, armed with sub-machine guns. Outside 
of the preliminary containment is another room lined with 
SC[DATA LOST]nd three sniper positions, ensuring that 
the roof of Area 56 is never breached. [DATA 
LOST]ncrete walls, s[DATA LOST] Contac[DATA 
LOST]hibited, except in special cases. Written consent 
must be obtained from Dr. and the head of Are[DATA 
LOST]nstant reviewing of this docu[DATA LOST]ure that 
itis not destr[DATA LOST] 


Descr[DATA LOST]entience and sapience. The 
reali[DATA LOST]not currently understood, as is the 
extent of the reality bendi[DATA LOST]lthough the 
orifices have shown to have a profound effect on SCP- 
[DATA LOST]oyed. Subjec[DATA LOST]en. 


[DATA LOST, OMITTING SMALL NONDESCRIPT 
LETTERS SCATTERED THROUGHOUT. MULTIPLE 
PARAGRAPHS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN LOST] 


[DATA LOST]ndum 02: In light of Inci[DATA 
LOST]stioned it, to which we believe the response was 
akin to laughter. SCP- [DATA LOST]ermore, called 
Agent a "child." Due to its nature, it is possible that 
Agent may undergo physical and mental 
chang[DATA LOST] misconceives reality and changes it 
to match its perception. If no attempt can be made to 
convince SC[DATA LOST]erwise, contact must be fully 


prohibited in order to stop it from altering reality further. 
Just the smallest misconception about its containment 
could mean an XK-end-o[DATA LOST]ause it may 
already have. The metal and concrete room, 
"containment," and Agent may have already melded 
in its mind. The only wa[DATA LOST)]ot the only 
on[DATA LOST] 


[DATA LOST] The changes have already begun to 
occur. The three aspects (metal/concrete, "containment," 
"Child") are melding Are[DATA LOST]et out{(DATA LOST] 
[DATA LOST, OMITTING SMALL NONDESCRIPT 
LETTERS AND PHRASES SCATTERED 
THROUGHOUT. FULLY UNREDACTED DOCUMENT 
IS AVAILABLE, SEE DOCUMENT 1451-5-G93-1S2] 


Footnotes 

1. See Document N9Q-C66-VN4-AHQ4708. Scranton boxes are 
Foundation technology, reverse engineered from [DATA 
EXPUNGED] in order to provide a physical container safe from most 
reality bending. 


« SCP-1450 | SCP-1451 | SCP-1452 » 


SCP-1452: Terrible Home Additions 


Item #: SCP-1452 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: A single immature instance of 
SCP-1452 is to be contained in a 8x7x8 meter containment chamber 
located in Site 77's Euclid containment wing. The walls of this 
chamber are to be constructed out of natural rock, with the floor 
being coated in a 15 mm layer of glass. If SCP-1452 integrates itself 
into its containment chamber, it is to be de-attached from the 
chamber it has integrated itself into and then relocated. Any 
immature instance of SCP-1452 found outside of containment is to 
be burned, and any building it has connected to demolished. Mature 
instances of SCP-1452 are to be totally incinerated. 


Uncontained instances of SCP-1452 are to be captured by MTF- 
~-7 "Home Improvement ." Reports of SCP-1452 activity may 
also be related to SCP-474 or SCP-1992. 


Description: SCP-1452 is a set of residential building additions of 
varying appearance, with an average size of 5x5x5 meters. 
Instances of SCP-1452 are ambulatory, and able to move by slowly 
pushing themselves along the ground at a rate of 10 meters an hour. 


If an instance of SCP-1452 comes into contact with a vacant 
residential building, the SCP-1452 instance(s) will integrate 
themselves into these buildings as though they were additions to the 
home. When this process is completed, the SCP-1452 instance(s) 
will become dormant until the house becomes occupied. Attempting 
to enter the SCP-1452 instance prior to integration will show that it is 
constructed out of solid concrete or wood. 


The process by which SCP-1452 integrates itself into a building 
takes between 15 and 45 hours. It will first line itself up with either 
the left or right side of a building, with a significant number of 


SCP-1452 instances preferring the right side. SCP-1452 will then 
emanate sounds of hammering, sawing, and drilling for several 
hours. After SCP-1452 ceases to make sound, a 2x1 meter section 
of the wall SCP-1452 is contacting will dissolve, and a door will 
move into its place. At this point SCP-1452 will contain a fully 
furnished interior.