Dr. William Eldridge, 
Hazardous Materials Containment Liaison, Reliquary 
Site-25. 


To: Dr. William Eldridge 
Subject: Re: SCP-2425 Containment Revision. 
Approved. Implement these procedures immediately. 


Good work, Dr. Eldridge. 
-O5-9 


Footnotes 

1. Reliquary Site-25 is dedicated to the Containment of several 
dangerous Euclid-class religious anomalies related to several 
Groups of Interest. 

2. Voice acting done by SCP-2425 does not carry anomalous 
effects. 


« SCP-2424 | SCP-2425 | SCP-2426 » 


SCP-2426: FutureSkip/LuxeShop 


Item #: SCP-2426 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation operatives are to 
monitor all luxury shopping malls and outlets in the Southern 
California area for instances of SCP-2426. A list of retail centers 
particularly noted for SCP-2426 manifestation is included in 
Document 2426-Alpha. Once an instance of SCP-2426 is located, 
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 ("Home Improvement") is to be deployed, 
cutting off public access to the anomaly. The entities within 
SCP-2426 are to be contained using an approved cover story until 
de-manifestation. Anomalous items inside SCP-2426 should be 
seized and sales records from SCP-2426 should be reviewed. 
Owners of items purchased from SCP-2426 will be detained, 
interviewed, administered amnestics, and released. Should an 
instance of SCP-2426 enter a hiring phase, an undercover 
Foundation agent is to be deployed to gain employment at 
SCP-2426. 


Description: SCP-2426 is a luxury store selling shoes, handbags, 
wallets, mobile device accessories, and on one recorded occasion, 
home accessories. Merchandise is marked by logos and labels that 
do not belong to any known retail company and appears to be of 
high quality. Brands recorded to date include "Cicily of Cygnus", 
"Polygynwa Gbltaru", "Three Eyes over Luna", and "Eleanor of 
Gilese Five" (For a complete list of brands see Document 2426- 
Alpha). Products sold within SCP-2426 will often be made of 
unusual or exotic materials and frequently possess anomalous 
properties. 


Description: A partial list of items either purchased 
within SCP-2426 by Foundation personnel in testing 
situation or items confiscated from civilians. 


* One octagonal crossbody women's leather bag, 
bearing the brand name "Delia Decadent". Label 
claimed item was "100% cultured babyskin". 
Testing revealed that the bag was composed of 
the tanned skin of a human infant. DNA testing 
indicated a shared genome with several civilians. 
No link between identified citizens has been found. 
One black pair of open-toed kitten heels. Shoes 
absorb all visible and low frequency ultraviolet 
light. Heel sculpted from a dull metal. Testing 
revealed pure iridium. 
¢ One men's belt bearing a label from "Three Eyes 
Over Luna". Belt is perfectly two-dimensional. 
One piece of jewelry that appears to be worn as a 
chin strap, emulating a false beard. Brand name 
"Fruits of Jupiter". Wearers report a cold sensation 
on face. Testing indicates the material is a hyper- 
pressurized mix of methane, hydrogen, and 
nitrogen gas that is similar but not identical to the 
composition of Jupiter. 
¢ A nearly-transparent pair of men's oxfords. Almost 
invisible unless viewed from a 70 degree angle. 
Shoes weigh 0.02 grams, are virtually 
indestructible, and are composed of an previously 
unknown form of graphene. 
¢ A pair of diamond earrings, 200 milligrams each, 
that occasionally vibrate. Earrings display quantum 
entanglement. When unobserved in their boxes, 
the studs are in a superposition of states. 
Observing either earring as vibrating or not 
vibrating instantaneously causes its partner to 
collapse into the same state, regardless of 
distance between the two boxes.! 


There are seven known entities associated with SCP-2426. 
SCP-2426-1 is the designation given to the store manager, who 
claims its name is "Mr. John Smith". SCP-2426-2 through -6 
designate the five regular, full-time employees of SCP-2426, 
answering to Michael Anderson, Jennifer Williams, Jessica Brown, 
Christopher Jones, and Amanda Miller, respectively. SCP-2426-2 


and -5 stand about 1.7 meters tall and SCP-2426-3, -4, and -6 stand 
about 1.58 meters tall with a variety of skin tones and hair/eye 
coloring. Photographic analysis shows that SCP-2426-2 through -6 
possess abnormally similar facial structures despite the appearance 
of different ethnic backgrounds. SCP-2426-2 through -6 have always 
been observed in a cheerful, yet professional mood and possess 
higher than average, though non-anomalous, persuasive abilities. 
SCP-2426-7 designates an entity only occasionally seen within 
SCP-2426, who claims to be a regional manager by the name of 
Jason Moore. 


Event 2426-03: On / / , when occupying a store at 
shopping center, SCP-2426 displayed a "Now Hiring" sign in the 
window. Within one hour, an applicant, one of : 


California, entered SCP-2426 and filled the position. 
continued to work at SCP-2426 until it de-manifested. 


Interviewed: 
Interviewer: Dr. Kateri Anowara 


Foreword: On / / at 7:00 AM, SCP-2426 de- 


manifested from its location. was to open 
SCP-2426 at 8:00. was detained and interviewed. 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Anowara: Good morning, Mr. 


: Uh, what do you guys want me for? | don't know 
nothing, man. 


Dr. Anowara: We're interested in your former 
employers. It seems they left quite abruptly. 


: Man, | don't know about that shit. Y'all the Feds 
or something? They're tax evaders or something aren't 
they? Man, | knew it. 


Dr. Anowara: Oh? 


: That place was weird, man. Weird as hell. Aw, 
shit, are you recording this? Am | allowed to cuss or... 


Dr. Anowara: You may speak normally, but please stick 
to what you observed. Now. What circumstances led to 
your employment at this shop? 


: Well, my girlfriend was all, 'Get a job, baby, can't 
be with a man who don't have a job’, and | was like, 
whatever. So | was, like, walking around the mall looking 
for places that were hiring and shit, 'cause the mall's all 
fancy and I'd make bank. And then | saw this store and | 
thought, sure, right? 


Dr. Anowara: Did you feel any unusually strong urges to 
apply there? 


: Nah, man, didn't even care about the job, just 
needed the money, y'know? 


Dr. Anowara: Right. Tell me about your co-workers. 


: Like | said, totally weird. It's like they were always 
high or something, | dunno. 


Dr. Anowara: How many of them were there and what 
did they look like? What about their behavior was so 
unusual? 


: Uh, they all looked kinda alike, but not like 
anyone I'd ever seen, y'know? Like, Jennifer was black 
and | think Chris was Asian or something, but they still 
just kinda looked the same. Not like twins or anything, 
but just something about their faces, man. 


Dr. Anowara: And you thought their behavior was 
unusual. 


: It was like sometimes they were on Adderall, 
y'know? All peppy and happy with customers, right? And 
that store was dead as shit, man. Like, hours with no one 
in there. So normal people would be all whatever, and 


slacking off, like at every other job I've ever had. Not 
these dudes. Always dusting and making themselves 
busy. But at the same time, it was like they were on 
downers or something. Like, normal people have better 
things to do at work than work, right? But it was like 
these guys didn't do anything else but sell. They didn't 
care about anything else. No girlfriends, no sports, no 
clubbing...nothing. Hell, | don't even think | ever saw 
them eat. 


Dr. Anowara: Interesting. And your manager? 


: Aw, yeah, Mr. Smith was okay. Less of a freak 
than the others. Kind of a hardass, but not as much as 
most bosses. He seemed kind of jittery all the time, 
especially when his boss, Mr. Moore, was around. Moore 
was a big, beefy type of guy. Real hard-looking dude, 
didn't wanna mess with him. 


Dr. Anowara: Did you notice anything unusual about the 
customers? 


: Mostly old rich farts. They liked to come in and 
bitch about how their shoes floated or their belt sliced 
through their pants or some senile bullshit like that. | 
didn't care but Mr. Smith would always flip shit. Soon, he 
started grilling me for fashion advice crap? 


Dr. Anowara: Such as? 


: Like, 'what exoleathers are used in this era?’, or 
‘is two dimensional fashion in vogue yet' or 'what kind of 
graphene do you guys use in apparel’, weird stuff. Hell, | 
haven't even heard of half this stuff, but like | said I'm not 
a fashion guy. 


Dr. Anowara: And you explained that to them? 


: Yeah, that was weird too. | didn't know shit about 
anything they were talking about but the second I'd tell 
them that Mr. Smith would flip at the others and tell them 


to get rid of everything he was asking about. | guess it 
worked too, because we'd been getting way less 
complaints. 


Dr. Anowara: | see. 


Closing Statement: was administered mild 
amnestics and released. Ongoing Foundation 
surveillance has revealed nothing unusual about 


On DATE REDACTED, the following audio was picked up on hidden 
microphones within SCP-2426. 


Audio Log 

Voice 1: Hey, Big Man! Zap the new shoes. These 
primitives haven't invented nanofashion yet. 

Voice 2: Fuckin’ serious, Lup? | told you this was a 
stupid idea. 'Like selling glass beads to Indians’, you 
said. 'Like hunting on the Martian reserves’, you said. 
Maybe you should have paid attention | during your 
history implants, yeah? 

Voice 1: Vac, man! If I'd paid attention to the history 
implants | wouldn't have to muck around in this 
precivilized hellhole would |? And | don't see you running 
the Space Cadets. Like it or not, Big Man, you're in no 
better sitch than me. 

Voice 2: Don't feather your phonons, Lup. I'm sorry, 
okay? With those temp-local tax guys or whatever on our 
back and all. Hell, better them than Time Crimes but I... 
just...1 really fuckin’ miss home-when. 

Voice 1: Y'know, my gene donor used to tell me you 
don't really register what you have until it's gone. | 
thought Ze was full of it, but...I'd kill for a Daedalus Beast 
Burger. 

Voice 2: You can replay that, Lup. Wanna firestick? I've 
got a box here. 

Voice 1: You're a Class Blue life-form, Big Man. Don't 
know how I'd get by without you. 

Speech followed by heavy inhalation noises. 
Microphones malfunctioned soon after. 


SUMMARY: An isolated event. Victim was 
taking a walk between villages in the late 
afternoon around 1300. A black Volga 
automobile with white rims appeared behind 
him, and following at a low speed. According 
to the civilian, the vehicle was unusually loud 
and accelerated to hit him, fracturing his leg as 
he dove for cover. He played dead as the 
vehicle completed a three-point-turn to face 
him again, and waited for several minutes 
before it drove off. Civilian claimed that the 
interior was empty of any driver or passenger. 


RECORD: Diary of Civilian 265-1974-8/11 
Excerpt recovered from archives of 
[REDACTED] 


"... unusual event. We pursued the Volga for 
nine minutes in two cars, during which it led us 
further from the town. It was growing dark, but 
we were confident that we could catch it. 
Piatek shot at it, but he missed or the car was 
bulletproof. He swears that he did not miss. It 
then turned sharply to the right and drove into 
the lake. We stopped and began writing the 
report on the side of the road; after three or so 
minutes Gorecki drew our attention towards 
the lake, and we saw lights emerging from the 
other side, and red tail lights driving off into the 
woods on the far side. There are only two sets 
of tire tracks. We swear on the lives of our 
mothers that this is true, and myself and 
Gorecki request to resign." 


RECORD: Audio 265-1982-7/31 — 
9:17-11:01 

Recovered from police records of [LOCATION 
REDACTED] 


"... The couple claimed that the vehicle, an 
unmarked Volga limousine painted black with 


Footnotes 

1. Contemporary scientists have achieved similar effects (see 
"Entangling Macroscopic Diamonds at Room Temperature" by K. C. 
Lee et al) but for picoseconds at a time. 


« SCP-2425 | SCP-2426 | SCP-2427 » 


SCP-2427: A Thing Full of Stuff 


Item #: SCP-2427 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Area-2427 has been 
established around SCP-2427-1 for the purpose of the study and 
containment of SCP-2427. A 500m perimeter around SCP-2427-A 
has been designated the center of Area-2427, using a private elite 
country club as a front. Intruders are to be given amnestics and 
turned away. 


All sub-instances under SCP-2427 are to be contained according to 
their individual containment procedures. The undocumented 
anomalous objects are to be discovered as soon as possible via 
exploration. 


Description: SCP-2427 is a collective designation for all abnormal 
phenomena associated with SCP-2427-B, accessible via SCP-2427- 
A. SCP-2427-A is a broken stone staircase, 10 km SE of , OH. 
According to local legend, any person who ascends the staircase 
while holding a sprig of hemlock will enter an extradimensional area, 
hereafter known as SCP-2427-B. Foundation scientists have 
confirmed this, and have also determined that SCP-2427-B can be 
exited by a descent of SCP-2427-A, for which hemlock is also 
required. 


SCP-2427-B is a circular plateau, 3 km in diameter. It superficially 
resembles a forested hill in the American Midwest. The solar time 
never changes from 2:00 PM inside SCP-2427-B. Any person who 
breaches the forested border of SCP-2427 will be destroyed via air 
bombardment by SCP-2427-5. 


So far there have been seven types of anomalous objects observed 
within, but several other types of objects, undocumented by the 
Foundation, have been noted by information discovered onsite. 


Through documentation located inside the foyer of SCP-2427-2, 
SCP-2427-B has been determined to be a storage area for 
anomalous weapons, tools, and prisoners for a religious 
organization known as the Brazen Heart. The existence of several 
other such "attics”, as they have designated this storage area, 
hidden throughout the world has also been implied. 


The Brazen Heart was previously believed to have been a Moloch- 
worshipping cult eradicated during the Spanish Inquisition. They 
express extreme animosity for the Foundation and humanity at 
large, but the Foundation has yet to interact with any professed 
members of the organization. As such, it is unknown how active the 
Brazen Heart is at this time. 


Item #: SCP-2427-1 


Special Containment Procedures: An electrified perimeter around 
SCP-2427-1 has been established. SCP-2427-1 is not to be opened 
under any circumstances. 


Description: SCP-2427-1 is a fire hydrant constructed of lead, 
located nearest to SCP-2427-A within SCP-2427-B. When opened, 
SCP-2427-1 will eject high amounts of ionizing radiation from within. 
The exact amount of this radiation has not been measured, but has 
proven sufficient to melt human flesh near the opening. 


Item #: SCP-2427-2 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2427-2 may only be 
entered by staff authorized to work with SCP-2427-3 through 
SCP-2427-5. 


Description: SCP-2427-2 is a building in the center of SCP-2427-B 
that superficially resembles a sanitarium from the 1860's. Though 
SCP-2427-2 is a large, multi-storied building on the outside, the 
interior is an area of non-Euclidian spacial displacement, comprising 
only one floor and three rooms with a central foyer. The first room 
contains SCP-2427-3, the second contains SCP-2427-4, and the 
third contains a collection of religious documents, canned goods, 


and bottled water. 


Item #: SCP-2427-3