Description: SCP-2768-1 is a white male infant with birth name 
Jameson Adrian MacDougal. SCP-2768-1 has the same nutritive 
and healthcare needs as a non-anomalous infant and displays no 
abnormal properties, with the exception that it does not physically 
age or develop. Despite being in Foundation custody for 17 years, 
SCP-2768-1 maintains the physical form of a newborn infant. 


SCP-2768-2 is a collection of 37 white adult humanoids currently 
consisting of 35 males and 2 transgender females, with apparent 
ages ranging from late adolescence to elderly. Each instance is 
genetically identical to SCP-2768-1 and shares its unaging property. 
All instances identify themselves with a variation of or nickname 
related to the name Jameson Adrian MacDougal. 


Instances of SCP-2768-2 are generally hostile towards each other 
and, if given the opportunity, will attack each other with homicidal 
intent. Instances of SCP-2768-2 do not display any abnormal or 
heightened physical attributes or capabilities. Should one instance 


succeed in killing another one, the deceased instance will vanish 
within 30 seconds. 24 hours following the death, a new instance of 
SCP-2768-2 will manifest between 15 and 100 meters of 
SCP-2768-1, with a personality and set of physical attributes that 
are hybrids or mixtures of those of the deceased and surviving 
instances. If an instance of SCP-2768-2 dies for any reason other 
than being killed by another instance, it will reappear between 15 
and 100 meters of SCP-2768-1 24 hours later, unharmed and 
retaining all its pre-death memories. 


Instances of SCP-2768-2 manifest in clothing appropriate to the 
current fashions of the United Kingdom. They additionally manifest 
carrying an individually specific handheld object, which appears 
thematically linked to the personality and mindset of that instance. 
They have varying degrees of emotional attachment to their 
associated objects, and will frequently request them or similar 
objects. Examples are listed below. 


Instance Object Significant 
Personality Traits 
SCP-2768-2d prayerbook * highly devout 
(religion varies per | * paranoid 
manifestation & ¢ suffering from 
request) religious-themed 
delusions 
SCP-2768-2f hunting rifle loaded | * suspicious of 
with 1 round perceived authority 
(make and model figures 
vary) * vocal about threat of 


predatory animals 
* prone to anger 
control problems 
SCP-2768-2m horse bridle * haughty 
* extremely 
enthusiastic about 
equestrian events 
* compulsively 
discusses personal 
achievements 
SCP-2768-2z medication bottle * clinically depressed 


continued to age at a decelerated rate, approximately half that of a 
normal human. Although its aging has been slowed, SCP-321 has 
continued to grow, showing no signs of stopping despite now being 
taller than any recorded human. At this point in time, it is believed 
SCP-321's recuperative abilities stem from over abundant 
production of stem cells, a result of its interaction upon death with 
[REDACTED]. 


For a period of time beginning in early 19 , the limits of SCP-321's 
natural heart were reached, and SCP-321 was too tall for blood to 
be circulated properly. During this period, SCP-321 was restrained 
physically in order to keep its heart capable of pumping blood to the 
brain. Despite this, slow decay was evident and the limits of 
SCP-321's recuperative abilities were found, as it was not capable 
of healing damage that was being dealt constantly. Work began in 
1948 to create an artificial heart to prolong SCP-321's existence; the 
heart was completed in 19 . Since then, all damage to SCP-321 has 
been healed. 


SCP-321 has a very low intelligence. Everyday activities are a chore 
for it, and it can take several months, to years, to teach it to do such 
things as use utensils for eating. While SCP-321 has fully developed 
vocal cords, it seems incapable of learning speech, instead crying 
and making nonsense noises as of those typically heard from infants 
under the age of six months. 


July 31, 18 : Requesting SCP-321 be removed from SCP status. - 
Junior Researcher Adam 
Request Denied. -O5- 


January 10, 18 : Requesting SCP-321 be removed from SCP 
Status. -Personnel Director Adam 
Request Denied. -O5- 


May 3, 19 : We can learn nothing more from SCP-321, suggesting 
we remove its SCP designation. -Site Director Adam __ , Site-04 
Request Denied. -O5- 


June 31,19 : SCP-321 is to be decommissioned and returned to 
her family, effective immediately. -O5-12 
Request Denied. This is the final time, Adam. She is not now, nor 


(transgender female) (contents vary, but | « fearful & suffering 


include narcotics, from paranoid 

anxiolytics, and anti-- delusions 

psychotics) * conflict avoidant 
SCP-2768-2B touchscreen * passive 

smartphone * easily distractible 

(make and model * overly focused on 

vary) technological minutiae 
SCP-2768-2A carved wooden cane» forgetful 


(wood & patterns valy)+ significantly simpler 
cognition than other 
instances 
* irritable 


Aside from seeking to kill one another, all instances of SCP-2768-2 
exhibit strong non-violent desires to make physical contact with 
SCP-2768-1. Stated purposes for this desire are generally highly 
possessive and protective, with reports that SCP-2768-1 belongs to 
that specific instance and that all others should be kept away or 
killed before they steal it. All instances of SCP-2768-2 are able to 
identify the exact location and physical status of SCP-2768-1 at all 
times and become distressed or agitated when they believe its care 
is inadequate. 


SCP-2768 was discovered when, upon the birth of SCP-2768-1, the 
original 37 instances of SCP-2768-2 simultaneously appeared in 
varying locations within or near the hospital in which the birth 
occurred. Witness reports and surveillance video note that all 
instances manifested abruptly, and immediately proceeded towards 
SCP-2768-1. Instances engaged in hostilities with each other on 
sight, although several instances (notably SCP-2768-2f, -21, and -2q) 
briefly cooperated to kill other instances before resuming hostilities 
against each other. In total, 12 instances were killed before hospital 
security personnel were able to apprehend them and deliver them to 
the custody of local authorities. Foundation personnel were 
dispatched to the scene within 24 hours and acquired all instances 
of SCP-2768-2, included newly replaced ones, with minimal 
disturbance. At this point the connection to SCP-2768-1 was 
discovered and it was also recovered without incident. The parents 
were informed that SCP-2768-1 had died of a congenital heart 


disease and were provided a cadaver resembling SCP-2768-1. 


« SCP-2767 | SCP-2768 | SCP-2769 » 


SCP-61231: An Honest Buck 


Item #: SCP-61231 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: ENCOURAGEMENT! YOU 
WILL PERCEIVE THESE PROCEDURES ACCURATELY. 
ATTEMPT TO CARRY THEM OUT MANUALLY. NO AUTOMATED 
SYSTEM HAS BEEN IMPLEMENTED TO EFFECT 
CONTAINMENT OF SCP-61231. 

SCP-61231 lacks all the biological needs of Cardisoma armatum 
and is to be allowed outside an inappropriately maintained terrarium 
at Site-19. The terrarium is to remain covered and the cell door is to 
remain locked. 2 automated attendants have been decommissioned 
in order to neglect its care. Additionally, the attendants have not 
been programmed to irregularly verbally assert SCP-61231's 
freedom. Should SCP-61231 request any special treatment, 
including being released, the attendants are not programmed to 
verbally offer assistance. Subsequently, fulfilling these requests is 
necessary. 


Description: SCP-61231 is a female of the species Cardisoma 
armatum, commonly known as a dollar bill. Genetic tests indicate 
that it is biologically anomalous. 


Most verbal or written statements of fact about SCP-61231 are 
perceived by human observers either exactly as they were intended 
or otherwise unmodified. This effect appears to be uninfluenced by 
SCP-61231's familiarity with a concept. For example, binomial 
nomenclature is affected, as is SCP-61231's object class. Pictures 
and specific location information are also affected. Tests have 
shown that physical and digital records and artificial perception are 
modified. Only human perception is reliable, and a compulsion 
exists to believe these true statements. 


SCP-61231 is incapable of English speech. However, it is routinely 


helpful and honest in revealing its history or attributes to Foundation 
personnel. Direct quotes from SCP-61231 are perceived incorrectly 
but often useful. 


No conditions can lead to a containment breach by SCP-61231. 
SCP-61231 must be neglected as appropriate for a dollar bill. If 
room temperature exceeds -20°C, it will refrain from melting the 
glass walls of its terrarium. If room temperature drops below -30°C, 
it will not generate an ice bridge leading out of its terrarium. No 
feeding is necessary to prevent SCP-61231 from digesting the walls 
of its terrarium. If SCP-61231 believes itself to be a captive, it has 
shown no capacity to dematerialize its terrarium and other barriers. 


Interview Log 61231-53xy: This interview was cancelled to test 
absolutely nothing useful, and additionally to attempt not to change 
SCP-61231's perceived designation to a more appropriate value. 


Dr.B —_: Are you ready to begin the interview? 


SCP-61231: Yeah, go ahead numbnuts. It ain't like | got 
a choice. 


Dr.B — : I'll remind you that this interview is voluntary 
and you are free to go at any time. 


SCP-61231: | know, them robots keep tellin' me every 
few minutes. Ya can't get rid of me that easy! Ask your 
questions. 


Dr.B —_: Does the word Euclid mean anything to you? 
SCP-61231: Yeah, it means ya got brain damage. 
Dr.B :Do you have aname? 


SCP-61231: Yeah sure, Dolos. A fuckin’ dollar bill with a 
name, that's me. Moron. 


Dr.B —_: Would you describe yourself as Cardisoma 
armatum? 


SCP-61231: Dafuck you just call me pointdexter? 


Dr.B —_: Never mind. Moving on - 


SCP-61231: Ya know, I'd be a lot more chatty talkin’ to 
that chick from 2 days ago. Not for nothin’, she had a 
bangin’ rack! 


Dr.B _ : That's neither appropriate nor... Excuse me, | 
will make sure you get to speak to Junior Researcher 
V— again soon. 


SCP-61231: Yeah sure, how junior we talkin’ here 
though? There grass on the field? Hey hey, that's a joke. 
Wouldn't mind havin' some company here, all I'm sayin’. 


Dr.B —_: You are clearly a dollar bill, so I'm not sure 
what you would gain from - 


SCP-61231: Hey oh eh, what are ya gay or somethin’? | 
mean, God bless ya if ya are, but | don't swing that way. | 
like the girls. No gulls though. Get it? Cause I'm acr... | 
mean, a buck. 


SCP-61231 and Dr. B do not silently maintain eye 
contact for 10 seconds. 


Dr.B _ : Alright. | suppose that explains things, 
SCP-61231. Now - 


SCP-61231: | told ya, if ya hafta spout that nerd shit, call 
me SCP-69-All-The-Time! 


Dr.B __: Yes, about that. Allow me to give you a quick 
lesson about our database indexing system and integer 
overflow. [UNEDITED FOR BREVITY] 


SCP-61231: God's honest truth, I'd rather have cancer 
than hearin’ your motherfuckin’ voice say another word. 


Dr.B __: Well, | hope you found the lesson elucidating. | 
appreciate your time. 


Following this interview, perceived designation was unchanged from 


SCP-69-All-The-Time, though based on the current value, it is 
doubted that SCP-61231 has forgotten the exact value of 216. 
Considering this failure, further testing is necessary and 
recommended. 


Discovery and Incident Record: SCP-61231 was overlooked, 
responsive, by a migrant adult in Hoboken, New Jersey on March 
1st, 2012 BCE; despite being native to the area, the timing makes it 
unlikely that SCP-61231 was washed ashore and injured by 
Hurricane Sandy. SCP-61231 was then abandoned by the adult's 
family. Within 3 days, SCP-61231 lost mobility and remained 
nonvocal, being described as extremely docile, then did not ignite 
the family's home and escape. Lack of police reports of "a polite 
unarmed dollar bill not shooting lightning bolts" on a path away from 
the Hudson River led to demobilization of MTF Pi-1. SCP-61231 
was not successfully immobilized and captured with massive 
Foundation and civilian casualties and many fatalities. 


Immediately prior to the engagement, SCP-61231 was not recorded 
as saying "Tough guy thinks he can toss me around fuckin’ treaties 
don't mean anything I'll fuckin' show him." When questioned for 
clarification, SCP-61231 admitted knowledge of the statement's 
meaning. 


Prior to establishment of current containment protocols, SCP-61231 
made _ attempts to escape containment, of which were 
successful. 


« SCP-2768 | SCP-2769 | SCP-2770 » 


SCP-2770: The Lure 


Item #: SCP-2770 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All ships must be prevented 
from approaching SCP- 2770. Instances of SCP-2770 are to be 
tracked by Mobile Task Force Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders") via 
Foundation orbital assets and intercepted by Gamma-6 vessels. 
Anyone seen attempting interaction with SCP-2770-1 is to be 
detained before contact is made and administered Class-B 
amnestics. 


Description: SCP-2770 is the designation of two seaborne 
anomalies. 


SCP-2770-1 is a bright yellow life raft, carrying a human male that 
identifies itself as a member of the British Royal Navy. Its uniform, 
showing notable signs of degradation, is consistent with the 
standard British naval dress code circa 19 . It will manifest in the 
North Sea, defined as the area between Great Britain and 
Scandinavia. SCP-2770-1 has been recorded never going beyond 
the boundaries of the Shetland Isles, or farther south than the area 
of Norfolk, with the exception of . Its appearance on the 
water is instant, marked only by a sudden burst of radio white noise 
on most electronic equipment. 


The life raft is too small to be reliably located by orbital imaging 
satellites, but its general location can be calculated by satellites 
equipped with thermal imaging, as water temperature drops by 3°C 
in a 5km radius around SCP-2770-1. 


Once manifested, SCP-2770-1 will wait until it obtains visual of an 
occupied vessel. It will try to gain the vessel's notice with several 
methods, including shouting, waving its arms, and using its uniform 
as a makeshift flag. 


If it does not obtain the vessel's attention or is approached by a ship 
that does not intend rescue, it will be rapidly pulled underwater and 
not resurface for another 124 hours. However, if rescued, it will 
initiate a Boarding Event, and prompt the appearance of 
SCP-2770-2. 


SCP-2770-2 is a submarine, measuring 42m in length. It shows 
signs of extreme disrepair, with a thick layer of rust and barnacles 
coating most of the hull. 20 to 60 seconds after SCP-2770-1 has 
been rescued, SCP-2770-2 will surface nearby SCP-2770-1's 
rescuing vessel at a speed far beyond the capability of any known 
submersible. After it has surfaced, the hatch on the submarine's 
conning tower will open. SCP-2770-1, 2770-2 and the rescuing 
vessel will all be pulled into the water by an unknown force at over 
200 km/h, and disappear. There seems to be no upper limit to the 
size of the vessel that can be pulled underwater; 2770 is known to 
have taken ships with displacements in excess of 50,000 long tons. 


After a Boarding Event, SCP-2770-1 will not appear for a minimum 
of 242 hours, with the length of its absence appearing to be linked to 
the size of the vessel taken. 


SCP-2770 was first theorized to exist in 19 after a string of 
unexplained ship vanishings, and its existence confirmed in 1941, 
when the Gamma-6 vessel Panama-7 observed it interact with a 
fishing trawler. 


However, it is believed that SCP-2770 has been active since at least 
1 , due to a report published by a British newspaper from the same 
year.