SCP-2292: Green. Trees. Water, water, water 
move. Stones. Stones on stones on stones. 
Large. Large. Inaki small. Songs. Feather 
song. Man song. Blue-Flower, smile greet. 
Many people. Faces. Cheer cheer smile wave. 
Inaki special. Love Inaki. Move move. Laugh 
smile. 


Dr. Hayashi: What happened to home? 


SCP-2292: Blue-Flower not move. Home not 
move. Home stop. Home stop. All stop. Not 
Inaki. Inaki never stop. 


Closing Statement: Based on my 
interpretation of what they communicated, | 
believe that SCP-2292 is the last of its 
civilization. Or rather, a tame animal that 
outlived those who first tamed it. | suspect that 
trained gorillas were common to the 
SCP-2292-3 civilization. | presently 
hypothesize that SCP-2292 was raised for the 
purpose of being anomalously augmented but 
to understand SCP-2292, it is necessary that 
we understand the context of its creation; for 
that, the Foundation must find SCP-2292-3. 


<End Log> 


Footnotes 

1. An exact causative agent for this has yet to be discovered. 

2. Then part of the Congo Free State under King Leopold II of 
Belgium 

3. A lexigram represents a word but is not necessarily indicative of 
the object referenced by the word with each lexigram having a 
corresponding key. 

4. A combination used by SCP-2292 to express a feeling of 
sadness, feeling similar to an empty stomach mixed with fatigue. 

5. It is currently believed that "sleep-see" refers to dreams/dreaming 
and/or memories in general. 

6. SCP-2292's previous use of "Blue-Flower" suggests that it does 
not refer to an actual flower but instead denotes an individual and 
may even represent a personal pronoun. 

7. SCP-2292 had recently learned the sign corresponding to "made/ 
make" and was able to reproduce a corresponding symbol, then 
added to the lexigram. SCP-2292 has used the symbol to express 
concepts of creation and alteration. 

8. SCP-2292 understands the difference between "first" and the 
numeral "one" but has been unable to express "last". It is soeculated 
that SCP-2292 is expressing that it is the first and last of its kind; 
whatever that "kind" might be. 


« SCP-2291 | SCP-2292 | SCP-2293 » 


SCP-2293: An Inside Joke 


Item #: SCP-2293 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Containment is focused on 
seizing and destroying instances of SCP-2293 and all evidence 
thereof. Manifestation of SCP-2293-affected media to a large 
viewing audience are to be given standard cover stories, and at the 
head researcher's discretion, amnestics are to be distributed. 


Foundation Al (ATLS-12 and GRGN-03) are to monitor all possible 
communications at 12-hour intervals for appearances or descriptions 
of SCP-2293 instances. If a geographical area is found to be 
undergoing a SCP-2293 event, MTF-E-72 (“Bachman's Boys’) is to 
quarantine the area under the cooperation of the location's 
government under any applicable cover story. MTF-E-72 is to enact 
Protocol-GLEAN in order to discern the number of SCP-2293- 
affected media in the area. The destruction of afflicted areas is 
authorized if the number of affected works meets a density of 1300 
occurrences per square kilometer or greater. All civilians displaced 
by this destruction are to be compensated through a joint account 
operated by the Foundation and the involved government. 


Efforts toward studying SCP-2293 should be focused upon making 
predictive forecasts of SCP-2293 locations. 


Description: SCP-2293 is a phenomenon in which media within a 
given area (up to 20km2) that contains any form of dialogue or 
speech may be subject to alterations. The area's baseline Hume 
rating decreases in direct proportion to the quantity of media 
affected by SCP-2293. SCP-2293 appears irregularly, and no 
method for prediction of future manifestations has been devised. 


SCP-2293 causes all affected media to include a portion in which 
the 1999 car accident of American writer Stephen King is 


referenced. In each affected work, the line appears as follows: “Did 
you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by 
a car? Just something to consider.” The line occurs once ata 
random point within the media, although a preference is shown for 
moments that ruin an established mood. Media by Stephen King, 
those written under his pseudonym Richard Bachman, or directly 
based on his output are unaffected by SCP-2293 across all 
manifestations. 


The introduction of this line, along with descriptions of characters 
turning to face an unseen audience when applicable, causes the 
work to increase in size. This includes seconds being added to the 
tracks of aloums affected by SCP-2293 but may also cause pages to 
be added to afflicted books, if necessary. In mediums where a work 
has taken up the entirety of a finite soace (such as data ona CD), 
the medium is simply made to hold more data than possible with no 
other changes made to its nature. 


SCP-2293 is also able to change media as it is broadcast, whether 
live or not. This includes live broadcasts but also “reruns” of 
previously taped media. The changes SCP-2293 makes to the 
media are present to all viewers in the affected area. It is unclear 
how these changes are made to live television. 


On average, SCP-2293 events last four days, although some have 
lasted up to three weeks. No area has been subject to the 
SCP-2293 phenomenon more than once. Upon the ending of the 
SCP-2293 phenomenon, all affected media remain changed. 


Addendum 2293-1: On 11/16/16, a raid on the headquarters of 
Gol-5869, "Gamers Against Weed",! uncovered information 
indicating that Gol-5869 was responsible for the creation of 
SCP-2293. The headquarters were found to be abandoned in haste 
less than six hours prior to the Foundation's arrival. 


Included in the document are a collection of the incriminating chat 
logs found on a laptop left at the scene. Only conversations 
pertaining to SCP-2293 have been included. 


+ Log 1 


gaycopmp4: so did you guys hear theyre 
making a new it movie 

bones: What? 

hetcopogg: IT 

bones: What? 

gaycopmp4: you know that fuckin the book 
about the clown 

hetcopogg: yeah, dude. it was that movie with 
Tim Curry as the gay clown that did the evil to 
the children. 

harmpit: that is one of them ost terrifying 
movies iv eever fucking scene 

bones: I'm not familiar. 

bluntfiend: My Favorite Part is when 
Pennywise The Clown turns to the camera and 
says “Did you know that world-renowned writer 
Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just 
something to consider.” and then he fucking 
honks his nose horn. 

jockjamsvol6: | don't think | understand this 
joke? 

gaycopmp4: that dosent happen int he movie 
at all???? 

polaricecraps: |oooooollll 

bluntfiend: It's just something to think about. 
gaycopmp4: dude you shouldnt make jokes 
about that he almost died!!!! 

hetcopogg: didn't an artist dude character get 
in acar crash at the beginning of kingdom 
hospital? 

bluntfiend: | am like one thousand percent 
sure that's also all Lisey's Story is about, too. 
gaycopmp4: is the fact that people write 
about thier trauma that fucked up to you? 
polaricecraps: Imao stephen king is also in 
the last dark tower book and gets hit by a car 
in it 

hetcopogg: oh god, and didn't the main 
character think he had arthritis, but it was 
really the pain from his car crash? 


lesbian_gengar: what about, liiiike, fucking,,, 
maximum overdrive? and fucking christine and 
fucking from a buick 8. 

gaycopmp4: what about them 2 of those were 
even before the car accident 
lesbian_gengar: maybe the car crash was an 
attack. maybe the fucking cars they saw he 
knew their plans against them. 

hetcopogg: dude what. 

harmpit: bec areful! you odnt want thec ars to 
hear you 

bluntfiend: | agree. Stephen King was hit by a 
car for knowing too much. 

gaycopmp4: @bones 

bones: Yes? 

gaycopmp4: tell bluntfiend to stop talking 
about this 

bluntfiend: You're a baaaaaby. 

hetcopogg: it's all in good fun, honey. 
bones: Hm. I'll allow it. 

polaricecraps: do you think he stopped 
wandering around streets at night after this? 
bluntfiend: Dude! Too soon. 

gaycopmp4: this is bullshit and im outta here 
for tonight. 

bluntfiend: ;_; 

hetcopogg: :( aw c'mon babe we're having 
fun. 

bluntfiend: Look, I'm sorry, bud. | won't bring 
it up again. 

gaycopmp4: okay well sorry for being mad its 
just not funny like he almost died you know 
bluntfiend: | do, and I'm sorry. | won't bring it 
up again. 


+ Log 2 


gaycopmp4: @bluntfiend FUCK YOU FUCK 
YOU FUCK YOU 
polaricecraps: what the fuck 


bluntfiend: What ever is the matter, friend 
gaycopmp4? 

hetcopogg: oh boy. 

bones: What's up? 

gaycopmp4: don tyou fucking play @ me like 
you fucking dont know like you dont know the 
fucking shit you pulled isnt it against the 
fucking rules do this kind of magic bullshit 
otherworldly shit to a comrade what the fuck is 
this dude this is low even for you i thought we 
were cool but this is just fucking beyond even 
you fuck you dude 

hetcopogg: :/ come on, honey. calm down. 
what happened? 

harmpit: if eel like you made up taht rule 
bones: I'm pretty sure they made up that rule. 
lesbian_gengar: Imao what did you fuckin do 
@bluntfiend. 

bluntfiend: | plead the fifth. 

jockjamsvol6: Lol. 

gaycopmp4: fuck you bluntfiend dont act like 
you dont fucking know what you did 

bones: | really think you should consider 
taking a breath and then telling us what 
happened. 

polaricecaps: oh god | wanna hear this one. 
gaycopmp4: okay okay. so i was trying to just 
veg out and watch game of thrones, you 
know? 

harmpit: loooolll you watch gaem of thrones 
gaycopmp4: shut up its a guilty pleasure im 
allowed guilty pleasures fuck you 

hetcopogg: honey, just go on. 

bluntfiend: Please. 

gaycopmp4: fuck you. 

bones: Unnecessary, bluntfiend. Please, go 
on, gaycopmp4. 

gaycopmp4: this is kinda spoileras i guess but 
everyones seen them emes so whatever it was 
when sean bean as papa stark was going to 


get his head cut off and it was a really well 
done serious seen but like just as he's about to 
get his head cut off he turns his head to the 
fucking camera and he says the fucking thing 
jockjamsvol6: ? What thing? 

gaycopmp4: that FUCKING stephen king line 
blutnfiend kept saying! 

bones: “Did you know that world-renowned 
writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? 
Just something to consider’? That one? 
gaycopmp4: yes! 

jockjamsvol6: LOL 

polaricecraps: im having a heart attack and 
im dying in front of my family please c all the 
cops theres been a murder 

hetcopogg: that's it? 

gaycopmp4: no! thats not even the whole 
fucking thing! i laughed it off okay because im 
not all whining and bitching like you guys say i 
can joke so i started playing final fantasy xii 
and in the fucking middle of a cutscene ashe 
turned to the screen and fucking said it and no 
matter how many times i go back she keeps 
saying it i even went to a new file and she 
always fucking does it he broke my fucking 
game too 

bluntfiend: You should also check out your 
books. 

bones: No taunting. 

harmpit: thisis a classic 

gaycopmp4: fuck you dude it even got into my 
moms fucking beatles cd she plays in the car 
you didnt have to fuck her stuff up too it wont 
fucking go away what the hell is your problem 
polaricecraps: cool CD, normie. 
gaycopmp4: IT'S MY MOM'S!!!! 

hetcopogg: honey, | understand why you'd be 
mad but... it is kind of funny. 

gaycopmp4 has logged off. 

bluntfiend: She'll be fine in a few days. It'll 


stop doing it to streaming media, at least. 
hetcopogg: I'll get her. 

bones: You're going to have to apologize. You 
went too far. 

polaricecraps: it is REALLY funny tho? 
bones: Any humor, present or not, is besides 
the point. Apologize, and we can move on. 
harmpit: yeha | mean you know how she Is i 
bet she just felt ganged up on itll be okya i bet 
if you justl ike tellh er sorry real quicklik 
lesbian_gengar: how did you even do that 
@bluntfiend? 

bluntfiend: Oh, you know, bb. A little bit of 
this. A little bit of that. 

gaycopmp4 has entered the room. 
bluntfiend: Dude, I'm sorry. | thought you'd 
find it as funny as | did. 

gaycopmp4: its okay just dont do anything 
like that again you dont see bones pulling 
pranks on people with its weird computer shit 
or w/e 

bones: | don't play pranks. 

gaycopmp4: whatever bones its a fucking 
example you know what i mean 
lesbian_gengar: bones doesn't even fucking 
play tricks. 

bones: Yes. 

jockjamsvol6: It was really funny. 
gaycopmp4: i like you better when you're afk 
hetcopogg: honey! be nice. come on. we're 
friends here. 

bluntfiends: Friends against weed. 

bones: Let's move on. 

polaricecraps: what did your mom think about 
it, @gaycopmp4? about her beatles cd 
gaycopmp4: | pretended her car got a 
computer virus and | think she believed me 


+ Log3 


jockjamsvol6: Guys, check out what | just 
found on Reddit! [LINK DELETED] 
polaricecraps: Imao you go on reddit? 
bluntfiend: Holy shit. 

jockjamsvol6: Right? 

harmpit: waht is it i dont click links 
hetcopogg: omg bluntfiend what did you 
fucking do. 

bones: The link details a redditor talking about 
a strange moment in last night's episode of 
Saturday Night Live wherein Alec Baldwin as 
current president-elect Donald Trump turned to 
the camera and said “Did you know that world- 
renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by 
a car? Just something to consider.” No one in 
the thread believed the redditor until someone 
living in the same geographical location 
backed up the story. 

harmpit: ty bones 

bones: You are very welcome. 

gaycopmp4: youre going to get in trouble!!!! 
hetcopogg: how the hell is that still going? i 
thought it was done after a few days like you 
said. 

bluntfiend: Uh, well. | did think the joke was 
super funny. 

polaricecraps: what the fuck does that have 
to do with your spooky magic. 

bluntfiend: A good joke wants to be heard, 
you know? 

hetcopogg: hahahah the thread is already 
deleted. bet you got the janitors called on that 
one. 

harmpit: lollll good one, bluntfiend 
gaycopmp4: i still think its a fucked up joke to 
make 

jockjamsvol6: You're just mad, because 
you're angry. 

bluntfiend: #WasteTheirTime2K16 
gaycopmp4: dont pretend like you did it on 


foam was found to be acidic, and contain significant amounts of 
capsaicin. The latter was more responsible for the burning sensation 
than the former. When analyzed, the foam was shown to contain 
massive amounts of riboflavin and vitamin B6, as well as trace 
amounts of methylarsenic compounds; unfortunately, the sample 
was lost when the foam dissolved after several hours. 


Money entered: 200 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Small, airtight blue plastic bag, very cold to the 
touch and labelled in an unknown language. Contents appeared to 
be several small, shriveled gray spheres half a centimeter in 
diameter, apparently freeze-dried. When heated in water they 
expanded to two centimeters in diameter. Soheres appeared to be 
eyeballs of an unknown animal, deep blue throughout with 
hourglass-shaped pupils and thick purple vessels. The outside was 
slick and tasteless; when bitten. a large amount of thick purple jelly 
tasting of watered-down grape juice burst out. The jelly causes 
extremely vivid hallucinations several minutes after being 
consumed. 


Money entered: 50 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered