themselves to give the men trapped in 
SCP-3946 the most major cultural, political, 
and scientific news of the past decades since 
they've been in the plane. 


+ SCP-3946-3 Interview Log 
Interviewed: SCP-3946-3 
Interviewer: Researcher Eleanor Joseph. 


Notes: Interview conducted in the same 
manner as the interview with SCP-3946-1. 
Researcher Joseph took over for Researcher 
Gordon for the following interview. 


[Begin Log] 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): So, you're telling me 
the USSR collapsed? Thought they'd be 
around antagonizin' us forever. Huh. 


Researcher Joseph: Yes, sir. Just a few 
years shy of a decade since your maiden 
voyage. 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): Well I'll be damned. 
Cuba still around? 


Researcher Joseph: Yes, sir. Cuba still exists 
well independent of the United States, though 
with Fidel Castro's death, its economic and 
political leanings for the future become 
uncertain. 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): How'd the old bastard 
die, then? You said they're independent from 
us, we didn't assassinate him, did we? 


Researcher Joseph: No, sir. Castro died 
relatively peacefully, the United States was not 
involved. 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): Well, suppose that's 
good at least. While we're talkin’ about 
communists, what about China? 


Researcher Joseph: Communist in name 
alone, sir. There are billionaires who acquired 
their wealth in China, if that tells you anything. 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): Well, ain't that 
something. Thank you for the history, ma'am. 
Sure is adamn shame | had to miss it myself. 


Researcher Joseph: My pleasure, sir. Is there 
anything else | can tell you about? 


SCP-3946-3 ("Hank"): Well, now that you 
mention it, what's the music been like since 
we've been jammed here? 


Researcher Joseph: You're lucky | 
volunteered for this job sir, this will take all 
night. 


[End Log] 


Closing Statement: The communication 
would go on for several more hours. 
Researcher Joseph espoused her love of 
several different genres while SCP-3946-3 
listened intently. Researcher Oliver Gordon, 
who interviewed the previous two subjects, 
was persuaded by Joseph to allow her to 
conduct an interview while he relaxed in his 
Foundation provided home. 


Footnotes 

1. The full story being that SCP-3946 is a study of how the local 
aquatic life reacts to sizable and intrusive object that can be lived in. 
2. Though this model still flies in the air today, the serial numbers of 
SCP-3946 are identical to that of one of the first models ever sold 
after it went commercial. 


3. Circa 198 . 


SCP-3949: Welcome to the Internet 


Item #: SCP-3949 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawler |/O- 
NYSE is to monitor for posts mentioning Penumbra W.A.V.E. or its 
characters. Any flagged posts are to be immediately reported to 
Mobile Task Force Omicron-5 ("TRUE Fans"). MTF Omicron-5 is to 
determine if these posts originated from SCP-3949, and if so, to 
respond to these posts until the SCP-3949 instance deletes itself. 


Description: SCP-3949 denotes a series of accounts, presumably 
all created by a single entity, located on various social media 
websites, forums, and message boards. 


All of SCP-3949's posts center around the (nonexistent) animated 
series Penumbra W.A.V.E. or the fan community supposedly 
surrounding it. However, researchers have managed to extrapolate 
information about Penumbra W.A.V.E. through SCP-3949's posts. 
According to these extrapolations, Penumbra W.A.V.E. is in the sci-fi 
genre and had four seasons before going on indefinite hiatus. In- 
depth information can be found in Supplementary File 3949-R238. 


Attempts to trace the origin of SCP-3949 have so far proven 
unsuccessful. 


Approximately 2% of people who view SCP-3949's posts will 
become convinced that Penumbra W.A.V.E. exists, and that they 
have watched at least one episode of it. Remembered details of 
Penumbra W.A.V.E. are mostly consistent across different people. 
These false memories cease once SCP-3949 deletes itself, but can 
return upon the next SCP-3949 emergence. 


SCP-3949 has a very timid temperament and generally does not 
respond positively to negative comments or responses to its posits. 


In most cases, SCP-3949 will respond a few times with attempts to 
induce guilt in the responder, before deleting itself and all its posts 
entirely. After this, SCP-3949 will reappear under a new username 
after a variable period ranging from 9 to 72 days. 


After Incident 3949-119, SCP-3949 has not created any new 
accounts. After one year of inactivity, SCP-3949 was reclassed 


Neutralized. 


Abbreviated SCP-3949 Incident Log: 


incident # 
014 


057 


066 


Post Content 
A digital artwork, 


created by SCP-3949, 


depicting two 
characters (Iridium 
and Tbil) embracing. 


A reposted fan fiction 
by the user 
‘Imaporpoise119"1. 
Work is 18 chapters 
long, and primarily 
centers on an 
alternate ending to 
Season 2 where the 
Khyrong army never 
reached the Mykarian 
Citadel, with a 
romantic subplot 
between two minor 
characters. 


MIF Response 
Several comments 
noting the discrepancy 
in Iridium's skin color 
between the artwork 
(light brown) and the 
show (dark purple). 
Comments critiquing 
the overall grammar, 
dialogue, extreme 
mischaracterization of 
King Ekkaj, as well as 
several statements 
that the two romantic 
leads of the work have 
never shared 
screentime in the 
show. 


A reposted uncredited Several extensive 


artwork depicting one 


comments analyzing 


character wielding the previous fight scenes 


Storm Sword and 
standing over a 
defeated foe. 


and statistics, 
ultimately concluding 
that the losing 
character would have 
easily defeated the 


089 A video overlaying a 


other, and that the 
winning character 
would be incapable of 
wielding the Storm 
Sword in the first 
place. 

Several comments 


nonexistent song, "My criticizing the choice of 


Angel" by Fireflight,2 
over a series of short 
clips of a climactic 
sword battle during 
Season 1, Episode Y. 
119 
post describing 
SCP-3949's personal 
life, experience while 
watching the show, 


and how the show has 


affected SCP-3949's 
life. 
Footnotes 


song and suggesting 
that scenes from later 
seasons would have 
been more visually 
appealing. 


A long (~10,000 word) A single comment 


reading "No one 
cares". 


1. This name matched no existing user on the website it was posted 


on. 


2. Analysis of the song's audio is consistent with the vocals and 
style of the band, but no other records of it have been found. 


SCP-3950: FULL THROTTLE AXOLOTL 


Two SCP-3950 instances in containment. 


Item #: SCP-3950 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All thirteen SCP-3950 
instances are currently contained within Area-12's Parazoology wing 
inside a large freshwater tank, and fed twice monthly on a diet of 
earthworms. Interaction between SCP-3950 instances and 
personnel is otherwise to be kept minimal, to allow the former a 
proper environment for rest and recuperation. 


Withdrawal of SCP-3950 instances for tissue sampling is currently 
restricted to personnel of Level-3 security clearance or higher. 


Description: SCP-3950 designates a subspecies of Mexican 
salamanders,@ each approximately 0.6 m in length. Prior to 
containment, the SCP-3950 instances had been dressed in identical 
latex suits of various colours, with 'FTA' printed in black on the right 
breast. 


SCP-3950 instances have displayed an increased rate of 
regeneration, approximately 50 times faster than their non- 
anomalous counterparts. Scar tissue is present throughout every 
instance's body, particularly centered around the hind legs, head, 
and gills. Furthermore, SCP-3950 instances appear able to survive 
in open air for a currently indeterminable amount of time. 


Since being removed from their suits, SCP-3950-1 through 
SCP-3950-13 have displayed higher levels of contentment and 
overall physical health. 


Addendum 3950.1: Recovery 


FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF 
INTELLIGENCE 


Individual: SCP-3950-1 through SCP-3950-13 were 
recovered from the home of Pol-5591, formally known as 
Sean Mulligan. Mulligan was apprehended at a family 
gathering (the remaining participants of which have been 
administered Class-C amnestics) and brought in for 
interview. He had been charged with two counts of 
animal cruelty four years prior. 


Interviews suggest that Mulligan was game hunting by 
the River , armed with a rifle, and spotted three or 
four instances of SCP-3950 as he was traversing the 
bank. Unable to identify the creature, he panicked and 
fired one round into the head of SCP-3950-3 (as 
evidenced by the scar tissue located by its left eye). The 
wound rapidly healed. Mulligan proceeded to capture all 
thirteen instances and house them within his garden 
shed. 


Purpose: Mulligan intended to utilize the size and 
regenerative properties of SCP-3950 for a travelling 
stunt/circus attraction, dubbed 'FULL THROTTLE 
AXOLOTL'. Within his residence were several custom- 
built miniature motorbikes bearing the - logo, 
elaborate props (including hoops, ramps, and steel 
knives of various lengths), additional latex suits for each 
‘performer’, and approximately 100 printed leaflets 
detailing the event. 


The following text is taken directly from the leaflets in 
question. SCP-3950-1 through SCP-3950-13 have been 
designated in order of appearance. 


FULL THROTTLE AXOLOTL. 


RIDE OR DIE WITH YOUR FAVOURITE ACROBATIC 
AMPHIBIANS FOR JUST £19.99 A HEAD. 


MEET THE WORLD-FAMOUS GANG: 


RIP ROARIN' RED: Eat his dust as he soars by on 
the hotrod your mother warned you about! 
BULLET BLUE: Light the fuse and feel no woe! 
Out the cannon Blue will go! 

YOWLIN' YELLOW: Out of the frying pan and into 
the fire- watch Yellow juggle and swallow white-hot 
flame without breaking a sweat! 

GURGLIN' GREEN: Wrapped in chains! Trapped 
in a watertight box! How will Green make his great 
escape? 

PRINCESS PURPLE: Married men best look the 
other way as Purple dazzles the room with her 
breathtaking acrobatics and winning smile! 

OILY ORANGE: Doused in deadly flame! A forty 
foot drop! A paddling pool only five inches deep! 
Will they make the splash or will they end up ash? 
PUTZY PINK: Fearless volunteer to knife-throwing 
and deadly magic tricks alike! 

WIZARD WHITE: Abracadbra! Alakazam! His 
magic tricks will wow you silly! 

BULLY BLACK: The rough n' tough king of the 
ring! Dare you challenge his fiery fists? 

CUTESY CREAM: Take a break from the action- 
let Cream soothe your senses with a voice smooth 
as hot butter! Can you make it through without a 
smile on your face? 

BOMBER BROWN: A hearty kaboom to shake the 
room! Watch the master of explosives blast himself 
to smithereens for your viewing pleasure! 
GALLANT GOLD: A knight in shining armour! Gold 
will tame the deadliest of beasts to save his 
damsel in distress- none other than the gorgeous 
Princess Purple! 

SILENT SILVER: He's a mystery, wrapped in an 
enigma, shrouded in the unexpected! Who's next 
on this slick, silver-tongued salamander's list? 


Of note, SCP-3950-5 and SCP-3950-10 showed 


significantly fewer signs of injury in comparison to other 
SCP-3950 instances, the latter featuring only one small 
scar along their chin. Mulligan is currently contained 
within one of Site-114's humanoid residential chambers 
until further notice, with an interview being arranged at 
the earliest possible convenience. 


Addendum 3950.2: Interview 
+ AUDIO LOG | Interview 3950.1 | Sean Mulligan 
AUDIO LOG 


DATE: 10/28/2017 

SUBJECT: Sean Mulligan 
INTERVIEWER: Dr. McLaughlin 

NOTE: Subject had been in Foundation 
custody for three days prior to interview. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


Door opening. Dull scraping sound as Dr. 
McLaughlin seats himself. 


MCLAUGHLIN: Mr. Mulligan. | trust you've 
been kept in good comfort? 


SUBJECT: Wasn't expecting the Ritz, but it 
did an alright job. Good food. Not like what you 
see in the movies. 


MCLAUGHLIN: Well, this isn't a prison, per 
se- consider it a- ah, a necessary measure 
towards your own safety. Safety being 
something you appear to pay little attention to. 


Silence. McLaughlin clears his throat. 


MCLAUGHLIN: The salamanders, Mr. 
Mulligan. We'd very much appreciate an 


Interviewed: Agent 
Interviewer: Dr. A. 


Foreword: Agent was sole survivor from 
Mobile Task Force - assigned to retrieve an 
SCP-511 for study from Site 511-47 after the 
death of the homeowner, Mrs. B. 

Interview takes place at St. Hospital 
in Ohio. 


<Begin Log, [11/05/ 1330]> 


Dr. A. : How are you feeling? 


Agent : [groans] Like I’ve had half my 
face ripped off. How do you think | feel? 

Dr. A. : | want to talk about the containment 
breach. 

Agent : [unintelligible] 


Dr. A. :Wehave some questions. 
Agent : Of course you do. 


Dr. A. : Starting with why there was foreign 
matter introduced into the containment unit. 


Agent : Do you have any idea what we 
were dealing with? 


Dr. A. : Why don't you tell me? 


Agent : We were tasked to retrieve a 40 
kilo... thing... with a BSL4 containment unit. 
You know how big those units are? 


Dr. A. : | know the specifications. 


Agent : Like lugging a self-propelled 


explanation. Why do the things you did, rather 
than- for example- contact the authorities? 


SUBJECT: Money. Fame, perhaps. What, you 
want a sob story or something? | did it 
because God gave me the fuckin’ opportunity 
to do so. 


Thumping. Subject apparently hit the table with 
his fist for emphasis. 


SUBJECT: | could have gone all the way to 
Broadway with an act like that. 


MCLAUGHLIN: | don't doubt it. They are 
remarkable creatures- you claim to have, ah- 
(shuffling) ‘seen them moving towards the 
bank, and shot'- in self-defense? 


SUBJECT: Sounds about right. What of it? 
Shuffling. 


MCLAUGHLIN: This is what frightened you? 
(A pause.) Not to be a cynic, Sean- but this 
was apparently in broad daylight. And our 
research has determined your creatures to be 
no quicker than a standard member of their 
species. 


Silence. 


MCLAUGHLIN: Would you like to tell me what 
really happened? 


SUBJECT: (Laughing.) Yeah, yeah- you got 
me. | shot it, alright? Is that what you wanted 
to hear? Aimed square at its dopey little melon 
and pulled the trigger, and it just healed right 
over. 


Creaking. 


SUBJECT: Well, I'd planned on stringing it up 
on my porch and flogging it off to the highest 
bidder before- but now, now | had a bloody 
goldmine on my hands. Ever heard of a flea 
circus, lad? Little automated thing, round and 
round it goes, make you believe there were 
these tiny little bugs living in their own little 
world. Loved them to bits when | was a boy. 


MCLAUGHLIN: So? 


SUBJECT: So, | made my own. With a bit of a 
twist. See, people love performing animals- but 
you know what else they love, doctor? They 
love gore. They love crunchin' bones and 
spewing blood. They love beheadings. They 
can't help but look away from their 
goggleboxes when some poor, dumb fuck gets 
stabbed in broad daylight, or when an old lady 
gets splattered by a train. So, | fit my product 
to that demand. | guide my little beauties- 


MCLAUGHLIN: (/nterrupting.) You blame- 
what- an audience, on your actions? 


SUBJECT: Oi, didn't say that. Nothin’ to blame 
anything on. | did what any bloke worth his salt 
would do if he stumbled upon a bunch of 
disposable stuntmen. 


MCLAUGHLIN: Then what about the ones 
who don't perform at all? 'Purple' and 'Cream'? 


SUBJECT: (Laughing.) All for the show, 
doctor. All for the show. 


Silence for a few seconds. Papers shuffling. 
MCLAUGHLIN: Right. | think we're done here. 


SUBJECT: | can go home now? 


MCLAUGHLIN: That's not my decision to 
make. I'll contact my superiors as soon as 
possible. For now, you'll stay under our 
custody. 


[END LOG]