Our research is undertaken for the benefit of 
SCP-2204-A. Those of us who remain here 
believe that SCP-2204 poses an unjust 
restriction on these individuals, and that our 
research may be able to identify a way for 
them to live more normal lives. They may be 
unaware of what they're missing, but that 
doesn't change anything. Not to mention that 


the world is being deprived of some rather 
good music. 


We're glad to have you aboard. 


Footnotes 

1. For example, SCP-2204-A-3's mother will recall 
raising three girls whose descriptions and life histories 
correspond to different women that SCP-2204-A-3 has 
dated. Foundation personnel will typically recall working 
on containment of an SCP object on which they have 
previously worked. Memories of SCP-2204-B are 
consistently replaced with memories of material from 
theAustin Powersfranchise or from the nonexistent rock 
bandConstellation Starfish. 


« SCP-2203 | SCP-2204 | SCP-2205 » 


SCP-2205: Mr. Dwight Montgomery-Patterson, War 
Hero 


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From right to left: Sgt. Derek , Pvt. Ramirez and Mr. Dwight 
Patterson during initial briefing 


Item #: SCP-2205 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: As of June 6th, 2005, all 
Foundation assets tasked with monitoring the properties held by 
SCP-2205 have confirmed the ceasing of all anomalous activity 
matching previously described abnormal properties. 


A review of all currently existing records of former PFC! Mr. Dwight 
Montgomery-Patterson is to be made by a Foundation-operated 
team of historiography specialists once every three (3) years. Any 
further changes in Mr. Patterson's service record are grounds for the 
reclassification of SCP-2205 as Euclid and the resumption of active 
monitoring. 


Previous Containment Procedures: Containment to SCP-2205 is 
divided between two task forces. 


Task Force Omega-34-01 ("Office Duty") is tasked with analyzing 
relevant written documentation or imagery pertaining to Mr. Dwight 
Montgomery-Patterson's military service during the anniversary of 
relevant events pertaining to the Second World War while 
coordinating with Task Force Omega-34-02 ("Recon Unit") in order 
to establish a connection between Mr. Dwight Montgomery- 
Patterson's disappearances from the ongoing timeline and 
significant alterations in Mr. Patterson's military reports. Any details 
obtained as a result of this active monitoration are to be detailed in 
SCP-2205's database file. 


Description: SCP-2205 is the defined designation for an anomalous 
phenomenon involving two different instances of a single human 
being that hold the ability to significantly modify the properties of 
past and ongoing reality. 


Pvt. Dwight Patterson, Age 24, United States Army Rifleman 
(1920-1944) is the first instance of SCP-2205, supposedly located 
within the participants of the end events of the Second World War. 
This instance of Mr. Patterson has been registered as a soldier for 
the Allied Forces for fifteen (15) months until his death from an 
MG42 gunshot to the chest in June 6th, 1944, during the landings 
inside Normandy commanded by the allied forces under the 
designation of "Operation Neptune". Pvt. Patterson was survived by 
a single daughter, product of a three-year marriage with Ms. 
Amanda Montgomery (1917-1998) that ended in 1943 after his 
enlisting. 


Mr. Dwight Montgomery-Patterson, Age 85, Retired Salesman 
(1920-2005) is the second instance of SCP-2205, supposedly 
located within the United States' living population until the year of 
2005. This instance of Mr. Patterson was dismissed with honors by 
the United States Army for multiple heroic actions in the 1944 
Normandy landings under the designation of "Operation Neptune". 
This instance of Mr. Patterson expired from an aortic aneurysm in 
the date of June 6th, 2005. Mr. Patterson was survived by three 
daughters and two sons, products of a fifty-eight year marriage with 
Ms. Amanda Montgomery (1917-1998) that ended in 1998, after her 


Incident |.J77.82 


Incident I|.J77.82 
SCP involved: SCP-253 


Preamble: On / / _, the Foundation became aware of a significant 
event leading to the quarantine of an entire hospital under the 
pretext of an Ebola epidemic. Due to reports of the abnormal 
electromagnetic phenomena associated with the hospital, the report 
was transmitted through unofficial channels and eventually made its 
way to the Foundation. Concerned that other groups might get 
involved, the Foundation sent to investigate the 
situation. At 1800 hours, an infiltration squad of the task force 
entered Hospital. 


Site Investigation Summary: Examination of the exterior of the 
hospital showed no abnormal signs. Telescopic examination through 
windows showed human shapes of indeterminate origin moving 
through the halls of the hospital. 


Examination of the electromagnetic spectrum showed the hospital 
was giving off EM energy. Analysis of the signal showed a pulse of 
consistent energy lasting between 29.2 seconds and 45.1 seconds. 
This pulse was followed by a 2.3 to 11.2 second cessation of 
emission. The pulse's energy was primarily concentrated in three 
bands — 82% in the SHF radio frequency band, 11% in the ELF 
radio frequency band, and 7% in a band centered near 1.2 THz. The 
SHF pulse initially interfered with the Site Investigation Team's 
satellite link-ups, but a work-around was quickly implemented. 


The IR-spectrum showed a radiation spike consistent with a 
temperature within the structure of approximately 40 degrees 
Celsius (100 degrees Fahrenheit). 


Seismic investigation proved inconclusive. 


death due to old age. 
+ Enter Credentials: Recovery Log 2205-A 


Foreword: The following was found during a 
routine inspection in Mr. Montgomery- 
Patterson's household with the usage of Cover 
Story Omega-04 ("Dengue Fever Agents"). 
The letter was collected and scanned for 
further analysis by Foundation personnel. 


Mandy, 


Life is really empty without you here. | haven't 
done what | wanted to and | don't want to keep 
going. | wish | could go back. | wish | could get 
out of this bed and die so i don't have to miss 
you this badly. | want you to see me as your 
hero for the rest of your long life. My life has 
no purpose if you are not here with me. Not all 
medals in the world can replace you. | hope 
that wherever you are they are treating you 
well. 


Yours forever, 
Dwight 


+ Enter Credentials: Event Log 2205-A 
Event Log 2205-A, June 6th, 2005 


TF Omega-34-01 has detected and registered 
a divergence in behaviour of SCP-2205 along 
with TF Omega-34-02. The following picture 
had been previously documented as Mr. 
Patterson's first instance’s location during the 
Normandy landings. Monitoration reports 
showed that Mr. Montgomery-Patterson 
simultaneously disappeared from his house in 


, Minnesota. Eight hours after the 
disappearance, major corruption was 
registered in the original aforementioned 
printed picture, where Mr. Patterson's 
presence was seemingly removed from the 
printed image. Mr. Montgomery-Patterson 
rematerialized at his home thirty minutes later 
and began to show symptoms of what was 
later diagnosed as exsanguination due to an 
aortic aneurysm. Emergency services were 
reported to attempt cardiopulmonary 
ressucitation without success resulting in Mr. 
Montgomery-Patterson being pronounced as 
deceased. Simultaneously, the casualty report 
of Mr. Patterson was altered to match Mr. 
Montgomery-Patterson's death date. 


Dr. Margaret Webber, Chief Operative of 
Task Force Omega-34-01 


Addendum 2205-A: Further observation made by Foundation 
assets following the sudden disappearance of Mr. Montgomery- 
Patterson from his household and consequent death culminated in a 
massive loss of historic data from the Second World War brought to 
modern historiography's attention by himself. Any official records 
about Mr. Mongtomery-Patterson's honored dismissal from the 
United States Army as well as any officially registered 
documentation? were registered as missing data. At time of writing, 
the location of the remains of Mr. Montgomery-Patterson is 
considered unknown. 


Addendum 2205-B: The following note was found at Mr. 
Montgomery-Patterson's bedside after his cardiac arrest and 
consequent expiration. 


It’s time for me to finally rest at your side, where you will 
be waiting with open arms and a smile. Won't you? | am 


sure you will. 


Footnotes 
1. Private, First Class 
2. Including a marriage certificate, land deeds and mortage 


documentation. 


« SCP-2204 | SCP-2205 | SCP-2206 » 


SCP-2206: Maximum League Baseball 


Item #: SCP-2206 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-2206 is 
currently unfeasible due to the number and distribution of its 
broadcasting locations. To combat growing public awareness of 
SCP-2206, a mass disinformation campaign has been launched with 
the goal of disguising SCP-2206 as a work of fiction. To this end, the 
following actions have been, will be, and/or are continuing to be 
taken: 


* The creation of a fictional website for SCP-2206, describing it 
as a radio show parodying popular sports talk radio. 

¢ The creation of SCP-2206 merchandise, sold through an 
online storefront on the aforementioned website. 

¢ The creation of advertisements for SCP-2206, memetically 
engineered to decrease listeners’ willingness to believe that 
SCP-2206 is anything other than a work of fiction. 

¢ The staging of live shows emulating SCP-2206 broadcasts, 
performed by Mobile Task Force Lambda-30 ("Sports Casting 
Performers"). 


Efforts to locate and neutralize the source of SCP-2206 are ongoing. 


Description: SCP-2206 is a series of radio broadcasts that began 
occurring throughout the continental United States in 2008. These 
broadcasts mainly occur during the local evening, usually coinciding 
with a region's baseball games. While it is possible to trace 
individual instances of SCP-2206 back to their apparent 
broadcasting locations, no source has been found for them. It is 
currently theorized that SCP-2206 is an inter-universal broadcast 
from an alternate universe significantly different from our own. 


The content of SCP-2206 is a sports commentary and discussion 


show. While the focus of this show is a sport referred to as baseball, 
this sport is significantly different from any known version of baseball 
played on Earth.1 


Differences include: 


Batters do not receive walks. The only way to get on base is 
to successfully hit the ball. 

Bats are constructed from aluminum or lightweight 
composites, instead of the northern white ash wood typically 
used in the construction of professional-level bats. 

A larger playing field. The distance between bases has been 
stated as being 180 feet (approximately 55 meters), while the 
distance between home plate and the furthest point of the 
back wall has been given as 1600 feet (approximately 490 
meters). 

High-strength fences (constructed from various different 
materials) of "great height" entirely surround the field for the 
protection of spectators. 

On-field fights between opposing teams are common, 
expected, and considered a legitimate manner of contesting 
an umpire's call. 

Serious injuries and fatalities are significantly more common. 
The use of steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs is 
mandatory. 

Players are highly divergent from baseline humans. 
Genetically-modified and cybernetically-enhanced humans, 
sapient ectomorphs, androids, and other anomalous 
humanoids are present in some combination on all teams. 
Fan superstitions appear to be capable of actually affecting 
the outcome of a game. 


The commentators for SCP-2206, who are by all indications 
baseline humans, treat these differences as usual and normal, 
providing commentary very similar in tone and style to that of a 
normal sports talk radio show. 


The following teams are known to currently play SCP-2206 baseball. 


Team League2 MLB Notes 
Counterpart 


Anaheim 
Avengers 


Atlanta Aztecs 


Baltimore 
Terrapins 


Boston Red 
Shirts 


American 


National 


American 


American 


Los Angeles 
Angels of 
Anaheim 


Atlanta Braves 


Baltimore 
Orioles 


Boston Red Sox 


While it has 
been stated that 
they are the 
second team in 
history from 
Anaheim, it is 
currently 
unknown what 
happened to the 
first. 

In lieu of an 
opening pitch, 
the team starts 
their home 
games by ritually 
sacrificing a B- 
list celebrity. 
Although they 
are named after 
the Maryland 
state reptile, 
their mascot is 
apparently a 
three-ton, acid- 
spitting lizard 
capable of 
launching 
poisonous 
spines from its 
back. It is 
possible that in 
SCP-2206's 
universe, this is 
the state reptile 
of Maryland. 
Currently holds 
the record for 
most fatalities 
sustained ina 
single game, set 


Chicago Black} American 
Sox 


Chicago National 
Orphans 

Cincinnati National 
Communists 


Chicago White 
Sox 


Chicago Cubs 


Cincinnati Reds 


during a 1903 
game against 
the New York 
Highlanders. 
After losing their 
entire roster, the 
Red Shirts 
began drafting 
spectators onto 
the team. They 
eventually won 
T-0. 

Conspired to fix 
the 1919 World 
Series, which 
they lost ina 
four-game 
sweep, to the 
confusion of all 
invoived. 

The team has 
been without a 
manager, owner, 
and coaching 
staff since 1897, 
and were evicted 
from their 
ballpark in 1902. 
Despite this, 
they are one of 
the most 
successful 
teams in 
SCP-2206 
baseball, having 
claimed over 20 
World Series 
tities. 

Between 1952 
and 1993, the 


Cleveland Exiles American 


Colorado National 
Blizzards 

Detroit American 
Wolverines 

Florida National 
Flounders 

Houston Colt American 


.45s 


Cleveland 
Indians 


Colorado 
Rockies 


Detroit Tigers 


Miami Marlins 


Houston Astros 


entire team was 
illegal under US 
law. 

The team has 
not played a 
single game in 
Cleveland since 
T900. 

Their stadium is 
perpetually 
buried under a 
meter of snow, 
providing them 
with a significant 
home field 
advantage. 
Members of the 
team appear to 
be immortal. 

As the only 
entirely 
amphibious 
team, they 
represent the 
United States in 
the Pisces Cup, 
a five-game 
series played 
against the 
Atlantis 
Aquatics. By 
Atlantean lore, 
the possessor of 
the cup has 
fishing rights to 
the North 
Atlantic. 
Singularly 
responsible for 
the 1972 ban on 


Kansas City American 
Kings 


Los Angeles National 
Defectors 


Minnesota American 
Clones 


Kansas City 
Royals 


Los Angeles 
Dodgers 


the use of 
firearms during 
play. 

Actually two 
teams, one from 
Kansas City, 
Missouri, and 
one from Kansas 
City, Kansas, 
both of which 
claim to be the 
rightful heirs to 
the title of 
Kansas City 
Kings. 

Originally the 
Brooklyn 
Excelsiors, in 
1958 the entire 
team, stadium, 
and ownership 
were 
transplanted to 
Los Angeles 
overnight, 
narrowly 
escaping an 
assassination 
plot orchestrated 
by the New York 
Highlanders. 


Minnesota Twins Notable for 


being the first 
team to make 
extensive use of 
cloned players, 
earning them 
their name. Their 
roster has 
remained 


Montreal 
Volcanoes 


New York 
Highlanders 


National 


American 


Washington 
Nationals 


New York 
Yankees 


unchanged since 
1985, consisting 
entirely of 
genetic clones of 
previous players. 
Their home 
games are 
played inside the 
active volcano of 
Mount Royals. 
This resulted in 
the incineration 
of the entire 
team, along with 
their opponents, 
the Toronto 
Razors, and 
thousands of 
spectators when 
the volcano 
erupted during 
Game Five of 
the 2005 
Pearson Cup. 
Repeatedly 
referred to as 
"The Most Hated 
Team in 
Baseball" by 
various 
SCP-2206 
commentators, 
the New York 
Highlanders 
have a history of 
using tactics 
considered 
underhanded 
even by 
SCP-2206 


Audio Logs: 


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