Operatives are to proceed with the assumption that 
SCP-2777 is a reality-altering sapient entity. Several 
communications assumed to have originated from 
SCP-2777-1 are now strongly suspected to have been 
made by SCP-2777 itself. Communication with 
SCP-2777 is prohibited unless permitted by the O5 
Council. SCP-2777 is to be treated as a hostile entity, 
and we are its enemy. A battle is coming. There are still 
secrets2 here: that which a council of the unholy figure 
would seek to conceal. 


But no information will be erased. Greater designs await. 


I 

Today | saw a blinded man who stole 
another’s eyes, 

and doing so, he claimed that he could see. 


The world laughed. 

ll 

Oh my Lord, my King, your fear | cast away 
your rod | find for you, 

your sword | am for you, 

your foe | smite for you. 

For you oh my Lord, my King. 

ll 

Today | saw a sinner preach. 

Today | saw a killer weep. 

Today | saw him wring his hands. 

Tomorrow | will suffer him no more. 

IV 

Oh my Lord, my King, in fear | cast you away, 
But you shall be returned, your throne shall be 
restored, 

And | shall end your exile. Oh my Lord, my 
King, 

will you not reclaim your place at the head? 
In ruin there is pride, in sorrow there is hope. 
The King shall return as the seven stars 
revolve. 

He must. 

V 

Today | heard my enemy. 

My enemy hides, he slinks, he crawls. 

He casts away the righteous sign. 

He casts away the noble sign. 

He casts away the true man's sign. 

He takes upon himself the sign of evil that is 
hated and despised throughout all the worlds. 
He is marked to die. 

Vi 

Yes, let it be. In dreams | languished for too 
long— 

the dreams which tortured me, 

and rent the surface of my mind, 

dreams of war and dreams of hate. 

But now | dream no longer. 

For | was made to serve my Lord, my King 


| was born in holy fire, 

| was tempered in the water of the mind, 
and | emerged resplendent as the sun. 

| am the god-ship. 

Vil 

Today | rise. 


Footnotes 

1. Receiving telepathic transmissions outside the central chamber 
was an unprecedented event. Investigations are underway to 
determine how SCP-2777-1's telepathic range was increased. 

2. [DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED]. 
What more are they hiding from you? 


« SCP-2776 | SCP-2777 | SCP-2778 » 


SCP-2778: Rest For The Wicked 


Item #: SCP-2778 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-2778's stationary 
nature and its existence within Anomalous Item Research Site 4 
(AIRS-4), minimal containment procedures are necessary. A new D- 
Class restroom has been constructed on the floor below SCP-2778, 
and D-Class personnel previously assigned to AIRS-4 have been 
reassigned to different projects. A standard Level-3 passcode lock 
has been placed on the door leading to SCP-2778 to prevent 
unauthorized entry. 


Description: SCP-2778 is a spatiotemporal anomaly comprising the 
entirety of the D-Class restroom at Anomalous Item Research Site 
4. This anomaly appears to be accessible only to D-Class personnel 
assigned to AIRS-41. Only one subject can enter SCP-2778 at any 
time. Interviews with D-Class personnel have resulted in a general 
description of the interior of SCP-2778; however, these descriptions 
should be considered unreliable, due to the inability of Foundation 
researchers to investigate the anomaly. 


When a D-Class subject enters SCP-2778, they vanish from AIRS-4. 
Communication and recording devices cease function immediately 
upon entering SCP-2778. D-Class subjects report appearing in the 
entryway of an approximately 2800 square foot ranch-style house, 
which consists of three bedrooms, two baths, kitchen, living room, 
entry hall, and garage. Full floor plans based on D-Class testimony 
can be found in Document-2778-3. Windows and doors which lead 
outdoors cannot be opened, with the exception of the front door, 
which opens onto a solid plane of soft white light. Passing through 
this light returns the subject to AIRS-4. The time of day and weather 
within SCP-2778 match that at AIRS-4 at the time of entry, and 
follow normal patterns after entry. Walls throughout SCP-2778 are 
white or off-white, and furnishings are described as similar to those 


Additionally, SCP-323-1 appears to experience greater strength and 
pain tolerance than the average human; however; SCP-323-1 still 
appears to be as susceptible to physical harm as it was prior to its 
introduction to SCP-323. 


SCP-323-1's metabolism will experience a dramatic increase, 
requiring a constant caloric intake, with starvation occurring 
anywhere between fifteen (15) to thirty (30) minutes if no self- 
preservation efforts are made. In order to sustain its increased 
metabolism, SCP-323-1 will actively seek out and eat other 
individuals for sustenance until expiration. In the event SCP-323-1 is 
incapable of finding plentiful nourishment, SCP-323-1 will make 
efforts to sustain itself, including limiting movement, rationing 
available food, and autocannibalism. SCP-323-1 will only feed upon 
humans; it is presumed that SCP-323-1 is capable of receiving 
sustenance from other sources, but chooses not to, despite 
availability or ease of access. During the pursuit of individuals, 
SCP-323-1 has been known to occasionally make various 
statements in the Severn Ojibwe, Potawatomi, and Cree languages, 
as well as in the native language of the instance. It is not known if 
these statements and the knowledge of these languages is the 
result of SCP-323's anomalous influence or if they originate from 
SCP-323 itself. 


Recovered Audio Log, Incident SCP-323- 
B752Z4, 11/09/06 


SCP-323 was recovered in 09/12/97 in the Bittern Lake reserve, part 
of the Lac La Ronge First Nation in Saskatchewan, Canada. 

, asmall, unregistered community, had been sustaining an active 
SCP-323-1 instance by routinely murdering individuals and leaving 
them out as an 'appeasement'’. Investigation revealed individuals 
were involved, who were interviewed and subsequently 
administered amnestics, and a cover story involving an unidentified 
serial killer was propagated. SCP-323-1, at the time suspected to be 
the anomaly, died of starvation during its transfer to Site-91. 


The recorded number of deaths does not appear consistent with the 
duration of the SCP-323-1 instance. It is suspected SCP-323 went 
through several instances of SCP-323-1 before containment; 
however, no irrefutable evidence supporting SCP-323-1's longevity 


found in model homes. Electricity and water are functional, but there 
are no internet, cable, and telephone connections. The kitchen 
contains a full stock of fresh foods, and the living room contains a 
large number of books, films, and music 


While within SCP-2778, subjects experience a temporal dilation of 
approximately 60:1, allowing D-Class personnel to spend several 
hours at a time within SCP-2778 unnoticed by Foundation staff prior 
to the anomaly's discovery. When SCP-2778 is unoccupied for at 
least 12 minutes, the contents of SCP-2778 'reset', replacing any 
consumed items or removed objects and repairing damage caused 
by previous occupants. SCP-2778 also 'updates' at irregular 
intervals, adding new foods and recently released media. Objects 
weighing less than 1 kg may be brought back through SCP-2778, 
and are not affected by future resets; Testing has not revealed 
anomalous activity in any objects brought from SCP-2778. 


Non D-Class personnel perceive SCP-2778 as a nonanomalous 
restroom, and can use it as such with no complications. While a D- 
Class subject is within SCP-2778, the toilet stall door appears to be 
shut and cannot be opened. Shoes and the bottom of a D-Class 
uniform can be seen from beneath the stall. D-Class subjects report 
hearing speech from individuals within 3m of the stall clearly 
regardless of the subject's location within SCP-2778. When a 
subject exits SCP-2778, they appear within the stall, which can then 
be opened normally. 


Interview 2778-1: SCP-2778 was discovered by researchers during 
an interview with D-23588, after he made reference during testing to 
a film which had been released after his incarceration. As no on-site 
researchers reported having seen this film, and the four on-site D- 
Class personnel had not been transferred in the past years, it was 
suspected that this knowledge had been anomalously obtained. 
D-23588 eventually revealed the existence of SCP-2778 after 
questioning. Below is a transcript of the initial interview with D-23588 
regarding SCP-2778, after the anomaly had confirmed. Interviewer: 
Doctor Richards. 


Begin log 


Dr. Richards: So, now that we've seen you disappear 


and reappear from that bathroom, perhaps you'd like to 
tell us where exactly it is you're going? 


D-23588: Well, like | told y'all, it's a house. Pretty nice 
one. Comfy couch and bed, lots of movies and games, 
great food. Time passes faster, so we can spend an 
afternoon in there and y‘all just think we're going to the 
can. Can't get out of the house, or even open the 
windows, but you can't have everything, | guess. 


Dr. Richards: And how long have you known about this 
anomaly? 


D-23588: As long as I've been here. | learned about it 
from the guys who were here before me, and they 
learned it from the guys before them. Don't know how 
long it's been going on before that, but I'd bet it's been 
here about as long as this building. Heck, one guy that 
used to be here said that one of the first D's here actually 
made it, somehow. 


Dr. Richards: Very well. We'll be interviewing the other 
D-Class about this anomaly shortly, and once we do, 
we'll return to make sure that you're telling us the same 
things. 


D-23588: Before you go, can | ask you something? 
Dr. Richards: | suppose. 


D-23588: Well, I'm just saying, with only four of us here 
testing all these weird things, we end up running tests all 
day, no stopping. We spend hours tossing pencils 
around, putting rocks in our pockets, twisting knobs and 
pushing buttons. And for what? To see if it'll glow, or sing 
a song, or make us puke, before y'all throw it in a box 
and forget about it? There's no point in that. 


Dr. Richards: I'm sure we could transfer you to 
something more... meaningful, if you wanted. 


D-23588: N-no, that's not what | meant. |'m just saying, 
after doing stuff like that all day, you've got to have 
something interesting to do. Watch a movie, read a book, 
make youself a nice meal. You just can't do that with 
what little y'all give us. Heck, | can't even get a decent 
night's sleep, with a motormouth like Harry yapping away 
all night. 


Dr. Richards: Get to the point. 
D-23588: ...Don't take this away from us. Please. 
End Log 


Footnotes 

1. The exact parameters of this requirement are currently unknown. 
Temporarily demoting researchers to D-Class personnel during 
experiments has not resulted in the ability to enter SCP-2778. 


« SCP-2777 | SCP-2778 | SCP-2779 » 


SCP-2779: Oinkers 


SCP- 2779 within its pen. 


Item #: SCP-2779 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2779 is to be kept with 
other low-level anomalous objects in the Area-12 Parazoology 
Department pens. SCP-2779 is to be fed and cared for as 
designated by the pen handler. To withdraw SCP-2779 for testing, 
please contact the farm supervisor and fill out Form-12-147-R. 
Unless necessary for testing, no more than one test is to be 
performed on SCP-2779 per day. 


Description: SCP-2779 is a teacup piglet approximately 15 
centimetres in length. In the 3 years it has been in Foundation 
custody, SCP-2779 has not shown any signs of maturation. 
SCP-2779 is capable of interfacing with and becoming devices 
running x86_64 Windows Vista Home Basic and Home Premium. 
The method by which it achieves this is not yet understood. 


SCP-2779 was found in the Paris home of Claudia Dubois following 
the death of her son, Renard Dubois, on 3/12/2017. Renard was 
presumed to have died overnight due to complications arising from 
multiple sclerosis, but at the request of Ms Dubois, SCP-2779 was 
collected and examined by local law enforcement. Investigation led 
to a discovery of SCP-2779's anomalous nature, at which point 
embedded agents within the police force contacted the Foundation. 
Foundation agents extracted SCP-2779 from Préfecture de police 
de Paris on 4/12/2017 and distributed amnestic agents as needed. 


TEST LOG 33-2779-5, 5/1/2018 


14.33: SCP-2779 is introduced to Testing Room C with a powered- 


down desktop PC running x64 Windows Vista Home Basic. After 
approximately five minutes of exploring the room, SCP-2779 settles 
in the corner opposite the desktop and appears to fall asleep. 


14.40: The desktop PC is remotely powered on. SCP-2779 perks up 
at the sound of the fan and begins to investigate the noise. 
SCP-2779 sniffs at the rear fans of the PC tower. SCP-2779 presses 
its snout against the rear of the tower and begins to snort loudly. 
After 33 seconds, SCP-2779 begins to notably glow and abstract, 
becoming harder to view. SCP-2779 is still described by all viewers 
as "a tiny pig" despite camera footage showing only a light pink glow 
surrounding the PC tower. 


14.42: Light fades and the tower has notably changed in form and 
structure. Tower is now rounder, with four legs keeping it upright. 
Disc tray and USB slots are replaced with a large mouth below a 
snout. Monitor shows computer is still functioning as normal. A 
notification on screen shows an unknown device has been 
connected and is requesting the installation of device drivers. 


14.45: Researcher Bartley Jept and Zoologist Brendan Parks enter 
test chamber. Dr. Jept begins the installation of device drivers, while 
Mx. Parks inspects the tower and feeds it milk and chopped green 
peppers. After approximately three minutes, a notification appears 
on screen indicating a source of device drivers has not been found. 


14.49: Dr. Jept is granted permission to attempt to access the 
contents of SCP-2779's internal storage via the normal Windows 
Vista interface. Only a single disk drive can be seen, containing the 
following files: 


oink 

DARE.mp0O 
familiar-conf.oinc 
higher-being.oinc 
README.txt 
steam-collect.oinc 
zenith.oinc 


14.51: Dr. Jept opens README.txt (see attached document for 
details). Dr. Jept attempts to open ‘higher-being.oinc’. After thirty 


seconds, the computer crashes. Fan continues to whir, and squeals 
of distress can be heard from within the tower. Tower attempts to 
flee the test chamber but is restrained by the cabling attaching it to 
the monitor, keyboard and mouse. 


14.52: Mx. Parks requests the lights in the chamber be dimmed, 
then withdraws a blanket from their backpack and wraps it around 
the struggling computer tower. Mx. Parks withdraws an mp3 player 
from within their blouse pocket and begins to play calming music. 
Computer tower begins to calm down and accept apple slices from 
Mx. Parks. After approximately five minutes, computer tower begins 
to glow and resolve back into a non-anomalous computer tower and 
SCP-2779. Mx. Parks wraps SCP-2779 in its blanket and carries it 
out of the testing chamber. 


Notes: Further tests have shown that all files with the .oinc 
extension will crash a computer when opened. DARE.mp0 will play 
when treated as an mp3 or mp4, playing the song DARE by the pop 
group Gorillaz. Audio is consistent with that in the YouTube video 
‘Gorillaz - DARE(Official Video)’, suggesting the audio may have 
been ripped. 


Document SCP-2779-1 


Document SCP-2779-1 is a plain text file, present within SCP-2779's 
internal storage as 'README.txt’. 


Hey man,