Analysis of blueprints of the affected floors, security footage and 
likely positions of lost personnel suggests that the layout of the entity 
resembled a series of interconnected neurons suspended in the 
material filling the area, with each integrated individual forming a 
node for further connections. 


Following the determination that further breaches were imminent 
due to increasing pressure behind the sealed sections, the decision 
was made to detonate the security fail-safe devices in the lower 
sections of Site-197. The bottom five levels of Site-197 were 
destroyed along with the entity and 76 personnel. No additional 
security breaches were reported. Leftover biological matter from the 
entity has been stored at Site-172 for further analysis. 


Five personnel escaped the lower levels prior to their destruction by 
climbing through service tunnels. Transcribed below is the post- 
event interview conducted with one of the survivors. 


Interviewer: Agent Markus Villacorta 
Interviewee: Junior Researcher Antonia Cardenas 
Note: Opening introductions removed for brevity. 


Villacorta: Okay, let's go back to before the detonation. 
Walk me through what happened. 


Cardenas: Sure. | was- | missed lunch so | was in the 
canteen alone. | heard the noise from the floor above like 
| said. Lots of loud banging and grinding. And then the 
security alert kicked in, | could hear the emergency 
bulkheads slamming shut. 


Villacorta: Automated systems triggered the lockdown, 


yeah. What did you do next? 


Cardenas: | followed protocol. | couldn't leave the site 
because the regular exits were blocked, so | sealed the 
doors to the canteen and waited. | was in there for about 
20 minutes. That's when it started. The voices. 


Villacorta: You heard voices? Where were they coming 
from? 


Cardenas: I'm not sure. Everywhere? And- well, they 
weren't really voices. It was more like... you know when 
you drift off, start day dreaming, and random thoughts 
start popping into your head? It was sort of like that. 
Except they obviously weren't my thoughts. They were 
louder. 


Villacorta: Louder? 


Cardenas: Yeah. | mean, we've all done basic psy-ed 
training, right? | know what telepathy feels like, when 
something is trying to talk into your mind. This was 
something else. | don't think it- whatever it was, it wasn't 
thinking at me. It was just thinking so loudly that 
everyone could hear it. 


Villacorta: Can you describe it? What it was thinking? 


Cardenas: I'm not sure. It was alien. I'm not even sure it 
understood what language was to start with, it wasn't 
using words. | got the impression everything was new to 
it. The best way | can think to describe it is that 
everything was exciting, and confusing. And it was vast. 


Villacorta: What do you mean? 


Cardenas: I- sorry. I'm still trying to sort this all out in my 
head. It was a little overwhelming, especially at the end. 


Villacorta: It's okay, take your time. 


Cardenas: All | can think to do is keep comparing it to 


things we would feel, but it seems so inadequate. Have 
you ever just laid in the grass and stared at the sky? 
Nothing else in view, just the sky and the clouds, and if 
you lie there for long enough the world just sort of goes 
away. The great expanse of blue in front of you is all that 
exists and everything else seems flat and small. And 
then, when you finally sit up, the world feels a little bit... 
less somehow. Like its only purposes is to get in the way 
of the sky. 


Several seconds of silence. 


Villacorta: |... yeah, | think | actually know what you 
mean. 


Cardenas: Every single thought from this thing was like 
that. The scope of them was so encompassing that 
everything else was just getting in the way. 


Villacorta: Did anything change in these thoughts? 


Cardenas: Yeah, | think it was learning. The thoughts 
were definitely getting more complex. More structured. | 
think it was developing its own language, started to 
develop that kind of flow to how it was thinking. That 
carried on for about 30 minutes. | think that's when it 
realised it was trapped. And when it became aware of 
us. 


Villacorta: It became aware of you? Did it try and 
communicate with you directly? 


Cardenas: Nothing like that, no. But the thoughts 
became more targeted. It felt like it was searching, and 
hungering. Not in a- not for food or anything. For 
knowledge. Experience. Growth, maybe? When it "saw" 
me, | could tell it wanted me. 


Villacorta: For what? 


Cardenas: | don't know, I'm not even sure it knew | was 


a person. If you see a conch shell on the beach, you pick 
it up, right? You don't give much thought to the fact that 
there might be something living inside. That's when | 
heard the metal bulkheads starting to groan. 


Villacorta: We picked up massively increased pressure 
on the security doors. 


Cardenas: Right. A potential breach that big and whole 
sections of the site get scuttled. Maybe the entire thing. 
So | headed for the service tunnels. They weren't sealed 
off because the breach wasn't actually on that floor. So | 
got to the tunnel, and | climbed. 


Villacorta: And that's when the structural charges were 
detonated. 


Cardenas: Yeah. | think- 
Cardenas pauses briefly. 


Cardenas: | felt it. Felt it die. It was more sad than 
anything. Startled maybe. Like it hadn't considered death 
before that very moment. It was so intense | nearly 
blacked out. Maybe | did, next thing | remember | was 
just hanging from the ladder. And- 


Cardenas pauses again. 
Villacorta: There was something else? 


Cardenas: Right before it ended, yeah. A silent scream. 
Rage and sorrow? Different from everything else | felt 
from the thing. 


Villacorta: What do you think it was? 


Cardenas: | don't know. I- we don't know everything 
that's out there in the universe. We've seen monsters, 
things from other dimensions, things that defy logic and 
reason. Even things that call themselves gods. | don't 
know what it was, but there is something out 


there. And | think we just killed its baby. 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-1798 has no effect on non-human subjects. 
2. Attempts at sampling these materials have failed. 
3. Dating the area to approximately 500BCE. 


SCP-1799: Mr. Laugh 


Item #: SCP-1799 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1799 is to be contained in 
a soundproofed humanoid containment cell, with the other Misters in 
Hall of Site- . Personnel entering SCP-1799's cell are to be fitted 
with a voice canceling helmet to prevent communication with the 
subject. Any personnel entering or leaving SCP-1799's cell are to be 
thoroughly searched for any potential weapon, and SCP-1799's cell 
is to be thoroughly inspected once every 24 hours to check for 
contraband. 


Description: SCP-1799 is a male humanoid, approximately 1.2m 
tall, weighing 58kg. SCP-1799 has the physical characteristics of a 
generic clown. The subject's hair does not grow, with skin devoid of 
pigmentation and a circular red nose, along with elongated feet. 
Facial pigmentation has the appearance of makeup commonly worn 
by circus performers. 


Anything that SCP-1799 verbally communicates to humans will be 
interpreted by the individual(s) as a joke. The longer the subject 
continues speaking, the funnier the "jokes" will become, until the 
subject(s) are overcome by laughter. Due to this effect, it is 
extremely difficult to direct and interact with SCP-1799. The only 
known way to communicate with the subject is through written word, 
as this does not activate the effect. 


In addition, SCP-1799 is able to perform several anomalous actions. 
SCP-1799 has no control over these abilities, and they appear to be 
involuntary, painful, and random. They are usually similar to actions 
that would be performed by circus performers who were using 
props, including: 


* Removal and reattachment of limbs. 


¢ Squirting water out of a flower attached to its chest cavity. 


¢ Pulling a string of colored cloth out of its mouth, with the 
longest string measuring 45.2m. 


¢ Extruding colored smoke from several orifices. 


The words "Mr. Laugh, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" 
are tattooed upon SCP-1799's lower back. This designation appears 
as "3" in Document SCP-909-a. 


ADDENDUM 1799-A: 
+ Interview Log 1799-0 


This interview was conducted during 
SCP-1799's initial containment processing. 


Interviewed: SCP-1799 
Interviewer: Dr. B 


Foreword: This interview was done to confirm 
SCP-1799's anomalous properties. 


<Begin Log> 
Dr. B_ : Please state your name. 
SCP-1799: Sure. They called me... Mr. Laugh. 


Dr.B : [Begins laughing] Seriously? That's 
hilarious. 


SCP-1799: Not really. 


Dr. B_ : [Continues to laugh] Man, you are a 
riot! 


SCP-1799: Please, just... stop laughing at me. 
Ite 


(Dr. B begins to laugh hysterically, pounding 


a fist on the table) 
SCP-1799: It hurts... 
<End Log> 


Note: Dr.B requested to be transferred 
away from the SCP-1799 project. 


ADDENDUM 1799-B: During an experiment on / /20 , SCP-1799 
began yelling at D-9023. The subject began laughing incessantly, 
and, in this distracted state, tripped and suffered a severe cranial 
injury, which proved to be fatal. SCP-1799 became noticeably 
withdrawn and sullen following the event, leading to SCP-1799's first 
suicide attempt. As of / /20 , SCP-1799 has been put on suicide 
watch. 


ADDENDUM 1799-C: This note was found on SCP-1799's person 
during initial containment. 


Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little 
Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. 
Wondertainment! 


Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! 


01. Mr. Chameleon 

02. Mr. Headless 

03. Mr. Laugh ¥ 

04. Mr. Forgettul 

05. Mr. Shapey 

06. Mr. Soap 

07. Mr. Hungry 

08. Mr. Brass 

09. Mr. Hot 

10. Ms. Sweetie 

11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death 
12. Mr. Fish 

13. Mr. Moon 

14. Mr. Redd (discontinued) 
15. Mr. Money 


16. Mr 
17. Mr 
18. Mr 
19. Mr 
20. Mr 


. Lost 

. Lie 

. Mad 

. Scary 
. Stripes 


« SCP-1798 | SCP-1799 | SCP-1800 » 


Articles 1800-1899 


SCP-1800: The Minotaur 


Item #: SCP-1800 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1800 is stored ina 
restricted area of Sector-19. All accessways and rooms within a 
200m radius of SCP-1800 shall be kept to authorized personnel 
only, and will be kept clear of unnecessary personnel during testing. 
Personnel authorized to be in the restricted area must not fit Profile 
Alpha-1800-1 (see: Addendum 2) or Profile Beta-1800-1 (see: 
Addendum 3) Testing is authorized on SCP-1800 with approval of 
the current project leader. 


Description: SCP-1800 is a bronze sculpture measuring 146cm in 
height. The casting appears identical to the work Le Minotaure by 
Salvador Dali produced by the Valsuani foundry in 1982 with the 
following deviations: 


¢ Attempts to date the sculpture have been inconclusive, but 
suggest it was created at least years prior to the earliest 
date of official casting at the Valsuani foundry. (This would 
also predate the first known Dali painting of the subject by 
years.) 


The sculpture is missing a foundry mark and signature. 


¢ The small drawer above the inner right ankle is functional, and 
can be opened and closed. 


Inside the drawer is an inscription absent from the official 
casting: Quin preu és /a virtut.’ Inscription appears to have 
been engraved some time after casting. 


SCP-1800 is typically in an inactive state during which it shows no 
anomalous properties. If some unit of minted currency is placed in 


the drawer in the lower right leg of the sculpture, and the drawer is 
closed, the contents of the drawer will disappear and SCP-1800 will 
enter a pending state.2 


When SCP-1800 is in a pending state it will appear inactive? until a 
human subject fitting Profile Alpha-1800-1 or Profile Beta-1800-1 
enters an area within a 167m radius of effect4+ surrounding 
SCP-1800. 


When a human subject fitting Profile Alpha-1800-1 enters the radius 
of effect while SCP-1800 is in a pending state, SCP-1800 will 
become active and move its right arm to point two fingers in the 
direction of the subject for approximately 15 seconds. The subject 
is subsequently designated SCP-1800-1. After 15 seconds, 
SCP-1800 will return to its original pose. If any instance of 
SCP-1800-2 exists, SCP-1800 will also then return to an inactive 
state, otherwise its state will continue to be pending. 


When a human subject fitting Profile Beta-1800-1 enters the radius 
of effect while SCP-1800 is in a pending state, SCP-1800 will 
become active and move its left arm to point three fingers in the 
direction of the subject for approximately 17 seconds.® The subject 
is subsequently designated SCP-1800-2. After 17 seconds, 
SCP-1800 will return to its original pose. If any instance of 
SCP-1800-1 exists, SCP-1800 will also then return to an inactive 
state, otherwise its state will continue to be pending. 


When any number of instances of SCP-1800-1 and SCP-1800-2 
simultaneously exist, instances of SCP-1800-1 will seek out 
instances of SCP-1800-27 and initiate some form of ritualized 
interaction. After completion, the object(s) of this interaction will 
cease being designated as SCP-1800-2, and if there are no more 
remaining instances of SCP-1800-2, the initiator(s) of the interaction 
will cease being designated SCP-1800-1. The specific nature of the 
interaction initiated by SCP-1800-1 is determined by the type of 
currency used prior to SCP-1800 selecting SCP-1800-1. 


Addendum 1: 


+ Document T1800-37: Table of Selected SCP-1800-1/ 
SCP-1800-?2 Interactions 


Currency Used 
2010 U.S. Lincoln Penny 


1943 Steel U.S. Lincoln 
Penny 


1980 UK Ten Pence 


2001 Belgian €2 Coin 


1882 U.S. Silver Dollar 


1924 U.S. Double Eagle 
$20 Gold Coin 


Addendum 2: 


+ Profile Alpha-1800-1 


interaction Observed 
SCP-1800-1 verbally 
harasses SCP-1800-2 fora 
period of 10 minutes. 
SCP-1800-1 verbally 
harasses SCP-1800-2 fora 
period of 23 minutes. 
Harassment includes 
obscene hand gestures. 
SCP-1800-1 verbally 
harasses SCP-1800-2 fora 
period of 5 minutes, then 
proceeds to urinate on 
SCP-1800-2. 
SCP-1800-1 assaults 
SCP-1800-2, strangling 
SCP-1800-2 for a period of 
10 minutes. After 
SCP-1800-2 expires, 
SCP-1800-1 undresses the 
body and poses it to 
resemble SCP-1800's 
normal posture. 
SCP-1800-1 sexually 
assaults SCP-1800-2 with a 
[DATA EXPUNGED] then 
forces SCP-1800-2 to 
consume [DATA 
EXPUNGED] undresses the 
body and [DATA 
EXPUNGED] cutting 
wounds that resemble the 
voids in the SCP-1800 
sculpture. 
[DATA EXPUNGED] 


Profile Alpha-1800-1 subjects are male and aged 30 to 
55 years. They have a position of authority, typically 
policemen, politicians, executives or military officers. 
They are in good physical condition without chronic 
ailments, and show no history of mental disorders or 
substance abuse. They are married and have at least 
one child. 


Addendum 3: 
+ Profile Beta-1800-1 


Profile Beta-1800-1 subjects are female and aged 13 to 
21 years. They will have begun menstruation but have 
not yet engaged in sexual intercourse. 


Addendum 4: 
+ Document I1800-03: Post Recovery Interview #3 
Interviewed: David Orwell. Male. 27 years old. 


Interviewer: Agent J. ,MTF- - , 
Commander in charge of initial response and 
containment team.