Foundation agents embedded in the HELP3 removed the sections 
pertaining to this disability, believing they described a condition of 
anomalous cause. Subsequent investigation of Senator revealed 
that his brother does suffer from achromachia, but not to the degree 
described in the speech. The senator was later detained and all 
participants in the bill's proposal were amnesticized. The modified 
bill was later signed into law as the Americans with Disabilities Act of 
1990. 


Addendum 02: Notable artifacts found within SCP-2354 instances. 


SCP-2354 instanci Location Description 
SCP-2354-7 JPMorgan Chase A __ -brand desktop 
Tower. Houston, computer. It bears a 
Texas. similar appearance to 


other desktops of the 
same brand, but the 
power button and the 
DVD drive's eject 
button are recessed 
300 meters. Desktop 
turns on and functions 
normally, but is 
observed to have 
higher CPU 
temperatures. Further 
inspection of the 
computer reveals that 
the protrusions 


SCP-2354-49 


SCP-2354-104 


SCP-2354-152 


Times Square Towet. 
New York City, New 
York. 


Burgundy Tower 
Office Building. 
Euless, Texas. 


Datacenter. 
Reading, 
Pennsylvania 


penetrate the CPU's 
heatsink and hinders 
its efficiency. 

The main arm of a 
stapler, elongated so 
that it must be pivoted 
300 meters 
downwards to 
function. A 300 meter 
deep tunnel with a 
ladder is present 
nearby, allowing users 
to access the stapler's 
lower operation arm. 
Stapler appears to 
function normaily. 

A WD-40 brand spray 
lubricant lying 
horizontally on an 
office desk. A tube 
extends 300 meters 
from the bottom of the 
can, penetrating 
multiple walls inside 
SCP-2354-104. The 
can does not appear 
to be movable, but 
dispenses lubricant 
normaily. 
SCP-2354-152 
resembles other 
server rooms in the 
affected building. 
Metallic tubes pass 
through and protrude 
from every server rack 
in the floor. Several 
crawlspaces, 
underpasses, and 
other features permit 


SCP-2354-233 


Ala Moana Center. 
Honolulu, Hawaii. 


access to server racks 
obstructed by the 
tubes. Despite the 
difficulty in locating 
them, every button in 
the room appears to 
be fully accessible and 
operational. 

A small wooden box 
resembling a "useless 
machine" toy; a 
novelty device with the 
sole purpose of 
switching itself off, 
usually through a lever 
or hand that pushes 
the off button. The 
device possesses a 
rectangular pit 300 
meters in depth, with a 
button at the bottom. 
Upon pressing the 
button, the wooden 
cover next to the pit 
opens and a 300 
meter long plastic 
object resembling a 
paw emerges from the 
device. The object 
then slowly rotates 
itself and lowers into 
the pit, before re- 
emerging and slowly 
returning to its initial 
position. This process 
takes an hour to 
complete and repeats 
when the button is 
pressed again. 
Repeated testing has 


produced consistent 
results, indicating that 
the device functions 
normally. 
Footnotes 
1. An abnormality in which the fingers and toes of an individual are 
of unusually great length. 
2. A law that prohibits employers from discriminating based on 
disability. It also requires that public accommodations are modified 
to be usable by disabled people. 
3. Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, a standing committee of 
the U.S. Senate. 


« SCP-2353 | SCP-2354 | SCP-2355 » 


Item description: Lord Wentsworth's monocle of excellence - a 
gold rimmed monocle inside a foil wrapper, given to D-8845 to wear. 
While wearing the monocle the subject claimed a cup of tea ona 
saucer had appeared on the ground approximately two (2) meters 
away. The subject walked towards to apparently non-existent cup of 
tea, bent over, and drank it, claiming that it tasted like a normal cup 
of sweetened Earl Grey tea with cream. After consumption, the 
monocle began to tarnish and rapidly degraded, leaving only the 
lens. The foil wrapper had the silhouette of a man in a top hat and 
monocle drinking a cup of steaming tea while holding the saucer 
with the other hand. 


Money entered: Half of a 500 Yen coin 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: The machine shook violently for approximately 
three (3) minutes before dispensing a small blue orb. The orb was 
given to D-8845 to inspect and attempt to eat, when D-8845 
attempted to bite into it, the orb started to flow and became 
gelatinous in nature. D-8845 was provided with a straw and 
instructed to drink. Upon insertion of the straw the blue liquid flowed 
through the straw and violently forced itself down D-8845's throat, 
and presumably into his stomach. D-8845 reported a strong flavor of 
"Blueberries described by someone who had forgotten what they 
taste like." D-8845 reported no further ill effects and is currently 
under study. Further tests with partial currency are underway. 


Money entered: Two (2) halves of (different) 500 Yen coins 
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: Machine shook violently for approximately one (1) 
minute before dispensing a large foil package with art depicting a 
rolling pastoral countryside with a flaming human shaped figure in 
the background, as if far away. Welsh writing on the package was 
loosely translated (the writing did not quite seem to correspond 
exactly to modern Welsh) to say: "They will make a little one, this 
will offering to them to you!" and then in larger text "Thatch man 
village!" The package was opened revealing a primitive hillside 
village full of small figurines of people. Instructions on the back of 
the package were followed, and the village was misted with water. 
After approximately five (5) minutes, the village became "real" down 
to the grass, and the people went about with their business. After 


SCP-2355: 'They Grow up so Fast’ 


Item #: SCP-2355 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Recovered instances of 
SCP-2355 are to be stored in Containment Area 8, site . Security 
personnel who are expecting offspring, or those with offspring born 
within the last year, are not to be detailed to SCP-2355. 


All family members and friends who have come into contact with 
SCP-2355-1 prior to retrieval are to be given class-B amnestics. 
Parents are to be provided with a replacement infant of appropriate 
age and appearance. 


At present, all known instances of SCP-2355 are in Foundation 
custody. Agents should continue to monitor police and civilian 
channels for further outbreaks. Special attention should be paid to 
reports of breaking and entering, particularly those involving 
unidentified persons, where no accompanying violence or escape 
attempt has been reported. 


To deflect serious journalistic attention from genuine instances of 
SCP-2355, ongoing false reports of 'time traveling children’ have 
been disseminated through media channels known to lack 
credibility. 


Description: SCP-2355 refers to any instance of a Babywell 
‘Sleepynite' crib manufactured between 06-14- and 06-16- 
Production records indicate that 1050 such cribs were manufactured 
over this period and made available for sale to the general public. 
Sleeper agents are now in the employ of Babywell. 


When a human infant under the age of 12 months sleeps in 
SCP-2355 overnight, they will grow into, or be replaced by, a 
genetically identical version of themselves aged to 18 years 


(SCP-2355-1). This anomaly will only occur if the infant is not 
subject to visual observation at any point between sleeping and 
waking. Audio surveillance devices (‘baby monitors’) will not pick up 
any unusual activity. For this reason, it has been difficult to ascertain 
the exact nature of the change, or at which point of the night it 
occurs. 


Initial interviews with instances of SCP-2355-1 have shown they 
possess memories of lives, family members, friends, and 
acquaintances as if they had been born the relevant length of time 
prior to their actual birth (a subject born on - -2016, for example, 
will recall their tenth birthday as having occurred on - -2008). 
Memories of family members are accurate to the subject's family at 
the time of their birth, in terms of appearance, personality, and age 
relative to that of SCP-2355-1. Infants born prior to SCP-2355-1 will 
sometimes be remembered as childhood friends, though so far this 
effect has only been seen with infants who have been in close 
physical proximity with SCP-2355-1 between birth and the anomaly 
manifesting. Other remembered acquaintances, as far as can be 
observed, do not correspond to known individuals except by 
coincidence, and appear to be wholly invented for the purposes of 
the implanted memories. All specific events remembered by 
SCP-2355-1 appear to be invented, and will not correspond with any 
real-life events except by coincidence. 


Further interviews with SCP-2355-1 have determined a single, 
shared, memory of an individual known as ‘Uncle Jack.’ The 
individual has not been centrally involved in any of SCP-2355-1's 
memories, but has been mentioned as a background figure at 
various events taking place between the ages of and . 
Descriptions of this individual have been consistent in terms of 
mannerisms and general appearance and have, in all cases, failed 
to match any known relative of the SCP-2355-1 instance being 
interviewed. The only significant variable in description has been the 
age of 'Uncle Jack.’ 


+ Interview Excerpts 


Note: These excerpts have been taken from longer 
interviews, and highlight mentions of the unknown 
individual, shared between all SCP-2355-1 instances, 


named as 'Uncle Jack.' 


Interview 1 - 03-14-20 Excerpt begins seven 
minutes into interview. 


Interviewer: And that was on your 
birthday? 


Subject: Yeah, it was fun. Mum made an 
awesome cake, and Uncle Jack got me a copy 
of- 


Interviewer: You have an Uncle Jack? 


Subject: Yeah...yeah, sure. Really old guy, 
like, really old. Like, at least seventy, maybe 
seventy-five. | think he was a great-uncle, 
really, but we always called him uncle. 


Interviewer: What did he look like? 


Subject: He was kinda tall, though he stooped 
a lot, | guess because he was old. Long, grey 
hair. Wore glasses. He looked angry a lot of 
the time, like he was in pain and didn't like it. 


Interview 4 - 03-24-20 Excerpt begins three 
minutes into interview. 


Interviewer: Who was on the holiday? 


Subject: Uhh...it was a long time ago...there 
was me, mum and dad, little Ruby, she was 
about four or so at the time... Uncle Jack was 
there. All my cousins were there, except Dean 
who had the weird face, and then- 


Interviewer: Could you describe your uncle 
Jack? 


Subject: My...oh, yeah, uncle Jack. Well, he 
didn't see so good, | saw him wearing glasses 


once. His hair was long, pretty grey, and he 
was tall, for an old guy. Grumpy bloke, as well. 


Interviewer: How old was he? 


Subject: He wasn't quite seventy, but pretty 
close, | think. 


Interview 9 - 04-16-20 Excerpt begins one 
hour and eighteen minutes into interview. 


Subject: (Has been speaking for 
approximately thirty-two minutes.) 


-and so | opened it up, fam. Fucking bare 
amount of wasps in there, you get me? So, 
yeah, that's why | don't eat cheese. Fuckin’ 
cheese. 


Interviewer: Thank you. Now, if | could return 
to my original question, what do you remember 
about your family from when you were ? 


Subject: Sorry, blud. So there was me, and 
me mum, and me big brother Johnny, with the 
peak hair. And Uncle Jack, he was a bit of a 
weird geez. 


Interviewer: How would you describe him? 
Subject: Who? 
Interviewer: Your uncle Jack. 


Subject: Oh right, yeah...he was fucking 
pissed off, man. All the days. He had this 
fucking stringy hair and a squint, mate. I'd be 
fucking pissed off if | looked like that. | mean, 
he was only...what, sixty-five? 


Note: I've been going back through these interviews and 
the uncle's age difference isn't random. It's regressive. | 


suggest we make him the focus of future questioning. - 
Dr. 


Interview -06-12-20 Excerpt begins one 
minute into interview. 


Interviewer: | want to ask about your Uncle 
Jack. 


Subject: (Appears uncomfortable.) 

How'd you know | have an Uncle Jack? 
Interviewer: We spoke to your mother. 
Subject: Yeah...has she stopped crying yet? 
Interviewer: She's fine. Now, your Uncle... 


Subject: | only met him a few times. He was... 
fifty, or so, | think. Told me a couple of funny 
stories about these two doctors he knew. 
But... 


(Subject seems reluctant to continue 
speaking.) 


Interviewer: Please go on. 


Subject: He...| don't think he was a very good 
guy. | just got that feeling from him. This other 
time, he took me aside, and told me about the 
time he... 


(Subject becomes increasingly uncomfortable.) 


You know what? Never mind. Can | see my 
mum now? 


+ ADDENDUM: Incident log BABYTAKER-1 


Note: The following message was recorded and sent to 


Foundation researchers by Agent __, currently 
undercover in Babywell's accounting department. 


Agent : So...something strange has 
happened. About a month ago, the factory 
packed in. Just up and stopped working. Two 
days later they got it fixed, everything was fine, 
then it all broke down again. No idea why, but 
we got two days of manufacture out of it and 
shipped them out like normal. Took another 
week to get it fixed again. I've been going 
through the paperwork, getting it ready for 
filing, and | noticed something. All the 
customer addresses are blank, like someone's 
trying to stop us finding where they went. 
You'd better mobilise yourselves and get 
hunting for baby beds, boys. | think that fucker 
Jack is up to something. 


Note: Since receiving communication from Agent __, 
one instance of SCP-2355-1 has been recovered. 
Recognition of the anomaly was hampered by the 
subject not being aged to 18 years, as in previous 
manifestations, but to the age of . The initial interview 
with the subject is transcribed below. 


Interview log - 09-01-20 


Subject: | want my mum. Please, mister, 
where is she? 


Interviewer: She's sleeping. You've both had 
a difficult night. How are you feeling? 


Subject: Bad. | feel sick. Are you guys the 
jailers? 


Interviewer: The...the jailers? 


Subject: Yeah. My uncle Jack told me about 
the jailers last night. He said they'd look like 


you, in white coats and stuff. 


Interviewer: You saw your uncle Jack last 
night? 


Subject: He had dinner with us. He asked my 
mum to leave us alone and she...she just 
walked out. Didn't say anything. 


Interviewer: What did he say to you? 


Subject: He asked me to say something when 
| saw you. Made me remember it. Can | see 
my mum? Where is she? 


Interviewer: What did he want you to say to 
us? 


Subject: So you are the jailers? 


Interviewer: We're...we're here to help. 
Sometimes, yes, that means being the jailers. 


Subject: Okay. Well, he said to...he said to 
tell you that he's coming. And you can't stop 
him. And he's going to be young again and 
strong again soon and when he is...he said 
there's going to be fire. 


Note: SCP-2355 has been reclassified to Euclid. 


« SCP-2354 | SCP-2355 | SCP-2356 » 


SCP-2356: Skylar's Wand 


Item #: SCP-2356 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2356 is contained in a 
standard containment locker at Site-17's high-security Safe-class 
items wing. Access to SCP-2356 requires Level-3 clearance and 
authorization from SCP-2356's current case manager. 


Psychological screening for depression must be completed prior to 
handling SCP-2356. Experimental trials involving SCP-2356 are 
currently suspended, pending investigation of the object's origins 
(see addenda).