Agent Shen: Is that true? Sorry, maybe | got the wrong 
building. But | am sure that my company was responsible 
for this place. 


SCP-1334-1: The other residents left. Since then, not 
even one person has come here. 


Agent Shen: | see. Still, | need to take a look around. 
The window on one floor is broken. 


SCP-1334-1: [pause] Which floor? 


Agent Shen: If you step outside, you can see it. The one 
up there. 


SCP-1334-1: Sir, do you know number meanings? 


Agent Shen: | think numbers are very important. [rapidly 
knocks on wall eight times] 


SCP-1334-1: Very good! You are careful. Knowing 
number meanings makes life easier. Please enter and 
inspect the building. | will show you where the window is. 


Agent Shen: Thank you. 


SCP-1334-1: You are more careful than the last person. 
They wore a flower with four petals. 


Agent Shen: Really? That is very unlucky. 


SCP-1334-1: | also told them that. They did not listen. 


Addendum SCP-1334-2: After several subsequent “inspection” 
visits to SCP-1334, several instances of graffiti (all using the same 
reddish-brown paint) were discovered in various places throughout 
the apartment complex. A partial log, translated from simplified 
Chinese characters, follows: 


* “The ceiling is a wall. Five is a lucky number. 
Every room is safe.” (painted onto the back of 
each door of every room in the building) 

¢ “They did not listen to my warning. They left first.” 

(painted over the doorway of the fourth story 

apartment) 

“lam still here. | will always be here, because | 

understand numbers. | understand how to use 

them.” (painted onto the bathroom mirror of the 
sixth story apartment) 

* “To let numbers become your life is to let your life 
become numbers.” (painted across the living room 
wall in the fifth story apartment) 


Addendum SCP-1334-3: During one visiton // , Agent Shen did 
not encounter SCP-1334-1 and proceeded to enter the complex to 
change a lightbulb near the stairway. Under the guise of 
ascertaining that the lightbulb was installed effectively, Shen took a 
picture that included some new graffiti that had appeared on the 
walls. Said graffiti was written in what appeared to be fresh blood, 
and comprised entirely of long strings of numbers, each roughly 0.3 
meters tall and consisting mainly of the Chinese character eight (/\, 
ba ) while the character four (ZU, si) was wholly absent. Upon the 
next visit, SCP-1334-1 greeted Agent Shen as before, and the 
graffiti was no longer present. 


« SCP-1333 | SCP-1334 | SCP-1335 » 


SCP-1335: Fortune Cookie Neighbor 


Item #: SCP-1335 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1335 is to be contained in 
a Standard Safe-Class Containment Unit at Site- . The containment 
unit is to be fitted with a drainage system and the collected liquid is 
to be disposed as Level 1 Anomalous Waste. 


As of 12/ / , SCP-1335 is to be monitored for noise emissions. 
Following any such emission, SCP-1335 is to be monitored for the 
manifestation of additional messages. 


Description: SCP-1335 is a fortune cookie, identical in appearance 
to a standard fortune cookie manufactured by Wonton Foods Inc. It 
displays the anomalous effect of releasing approximately 100 mL of 
liquid every hour. The liquid released from SCP-1335 is composed 
primarily of water, but contains traces of lead and calcium as well as 
an unidentified organic compound. 


SCP-1335 was contained on 01/ / , at the restaurant. Upon 
arrival, Foundation agents discovered SCP-1335 in a fountain being 
displayed as a "genuine Buddhist artifact". At the time of 
containment, the restaurant had begun an advertising campaign 
encouraging customers to "come and anoint themselves with the 
blessings of Confucius". The owner of the restaurant, § Smith, and 
all employees and customers present at the time were administered 
Class C amnestics, and a standard disinformation campaign was 
established. Despite extensive testing, the liquid released by 
SCP-1335 has not been found to possess any anomalous 
properties. 


SCP-1335 contains a strip of paper within its shell. Efforts to remove 
this object without damaging SCP-1335 are ongoing. 


Addendum-1335-1: On 03/ / , after attempts, the strip of paper 
within SCP-1335 was successfully removed using a standard 
toothpick. Upon examination, it was discovered to contain the 
following message: 


hey neighbor 
please fix your leak 
the dripping is driving me crazy 


Addendum-1335-2: On 11/ / , the barking of a Canis familiaris 
began to be heard from SCP-1335. The barking continued for the 
next two hours. The following day, a new slip of paper was 
discovered to have manifested within SCP-1335. It was retrieved, 
and found to state the following: 


hey 
would you mind quieting your dog 
and fix that leak while your at it 


Containment procedures have been modified to account for these 
additional effects. 


Addendum-1335-3: On 17/ / , the liquid output of SCP-1335 
increased to 400 mL/hour. On 19/ / , the following note was 
retrieved: 


dude 
stop ignoring me 
i Know you can see these 


Addendum-1335-4: On 23/ / , disco music began emanating from 
SCP-1335 at 100 dB and continued for four hours. Immediately after 
the event, researchers retrieved the following note: 


THATS IT 
IM CALLING THE FUCKING LANDLORD 


Addendum-1335-5: As of 29/ / , SCP-1335 has ceased anomalous 
activity. Reclassification to Neutralized pending. 


« SCP-1334 | SCP-1335 | SCP-1336 » 


SCP-1336: 5,000 Dots 


Item #: SCP-1336 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1336 will be stored ina 
secured vault in Section 19. It is to be maintained in a document 
frame that will prevent accidental damage to the object. The front of 
SCP-1336 will be under constant observation by level 3 personnel 
and video images will be recorded at all times. Relevant screenshots 
will be sent to the director of operations for Level 3 personnel. 


Description: SCP-1336 is a single sheet of 8.5" x 11" 110 lb. card 
stock. It has sustained very slight burn damage to one corner. It was 
recovered from the wreckage of a laboratory owned by the 
Chemical Corporation in , .Nothing is known of the origins of 
the object beyond this. It came to the attention of the Foundation by 
way of an informant from the company itself. No opportunity to 
recover the paper came until several months after the Foundation 
learned of the existence of SCP-1336, when an explosion severely 
damaged the lab, killing 15 employees, including the informant. 
Foundation operatives were able to enter the lab and recover the 
object at that time. 


Appearing on the paper are roughly 5,000 dots, each one a circle 
about 0.3mm in diameter. The dots appear to be printed in various 
colors. Under non-magnified observation the dots resemble those 
printed by a standard color laser printer; however, microscopic 
examination reveals that the paper fibers themselves appear to be 
colored. There are no pigment particles apparent. 


The attention of the Foundation was originally drawn by the fact that 
the dots slowly move around the page. While each individual dot 

moves seemingly at random, they will all form recognizable patterns 
from time to time. Exactly how the dots move is still unknown. Under 
magnification, it appears that the color oozes along the paper fibers, 


but no observation so far had revealed how the color flows. The dots 
have been observed to overlap each other and will temporarily blend 
colors. The dots have never been observed to stop moving. Their 
speed is a constant 1mm/s, though they seem to randomly change 
directions, and rarely stay moving in any one direction for more than 
a few seconds. 


Almost without exception, the patterns created appear as structural 
formulas for various organic compounds. To date, the Foundation 
had recorded 11,467 structural formulas. Of these, 453 did not 
appear in any current chemical registry. The Foundation has 
managed to synthesize 41 of the unknown molecules. 10 of these 
compounds have proven commercially viable, and have been 
released through various Foundation front companies; the remaining 
31 chemicals are still undergoing analysis and testing. Of the 412 
compounds that have yet to be synthesized, 53 appear to be 
physically impossible according to currently-accepted theories of 
chemical bonding. Another 48 contain symbols that are not known to 
represent chemical elements or functional groups. 


Addendum A: SCP-1336 is known to have produced images 
unrelated to structural formulas on six separate occasions. 


A-1: An image of [REDACTED], later identified as SCP- 
[REDACTED]. 


A-2: A map of the Continental United States with the location of 
each capital city indicated, as well as 4 additional locations. 
Investigation in the areas indicated by the dots revealed 
[REDACTED]. 


A-3: The phrase “Shared pain is lessened...” 
A-4: The date [REDACTED] and the phrase [REDACTED]. 


A-5: A portrait of a middle-aged Asian male, later identified as Field 
Agent [REDACTED], the agent who recovered SCP-1336 following 
the lab explosion. 


A-6: An image of a video camera (See Addendum B-5). 


Addendum B: Multiple attempts have been made to communicate 
with SCP-1336. To date, none have been successful. However, one 
test did seem to show that SCP-1336 was aware of its environment. 


B-1: Attempt to verbally communicate. "Can you hear me?" repeated 
at intervals for 1 hour. No response. 


B-2: Attempt to verbally communicate. "Draw a circle." repeated in 
multiple languages at intervals for 2 hours. No response. 


B-3: Attempt to visually communicate. The command "Draw a circle" 
printed on a paper in multiple languages and placed in a frame 
facing SCP-1336 for 24 hours. No response. 


B-4: Attempt to visually communicate. A copy of Da Vinci's "La 
Gioconda" (The Mona Lisa) placed in front of SCP-1336 for 24 
hours. No response. 


B-5: Attempt to communicate both visually and verbally: After the 
production of Agent [REDACTED]'s portrait, a photo of Agent 
[REDACTED] was presented to SCP-1336 and the question "Who 
else was on the recovery team?" was repeated for 1 hour. The dots 
formed an image of the video camera that faces SCP-1336. 


B-6: A high-resolution LCD display was placed on the wall facing 
SCP-1336, which showed a greatly magnified version of the object. 
The dots on SCP-1336 were seen to speed up by 50%. This effect 
lasted for approximately 2 hours before the dots slowly returned to 
normal speed. There was no further obvious response since then, 
and the display was removed after one month. 


« SCP-1335 | SCP-1336 | SCP-1337 » 


SCP-1337: The Hitchhiker 


Item #: SCP-1337 
Object Class: Safe Decommissioned Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The section of road designated 
1337-Alpha is to be monitored at all times. During active time 
periods a sweep is to be performed every hour, by a lone security 
agent in a non-Foundation standard car, at all other times remote 
monitoring is allowed. When contact is made with SCP-1337, said 
agent is to stop his vehicle, and offer it a ride. Agent is to adhere 
exclusively to the provided script, and not attempt to engage 
SCP-1337 in any further conversation. After arrival at site 1337- 
Beta, agent is to wait in the car 15 minutes after departure of 
SCP-1337 and then to retrieve item 1337-Gamma, and return it to 
the E-class Agents at Site 1337-Delta. 


After the results of incident 13837-L =, Dr. L is to be the sole 
operative assigned to active phase monitoring duty. 


Given that three years have passed since any occurrence of 
SCP-1337, this SCP is now considered decommissioned. 


After the events of Incident 1337-L _-2, SCP-1337 has been 
reinstated, and upgraded to Euclid class. During the 19th of each 
month, the 'active' phase of SCP-1337, the system of roads known 
collectively as 1337-Alpha are to be constantly patrolled for signs of 
SCP-1337. In the event said SCP is spotted, a D-class is to be 
inserted into a remotely controlled vehicle, and guided to the spot of 
its appearance. Upon acquiring SCP-1337, the vehicle is to be 
driven to Site 1337-Delta, and the remains of the D-class disposed 
of. If SCP-1337 is not spotted, this anomaly must be immediately 
reported. 


Description: SCP-1337 is a Level 2 Humanoid Apparition, location 
bound, non-violent, corporeal Level 5 Humanoid Apparition, free 


roaming, corporeal, actively aggressive. It appears to be the wraith 
of one Mary Talish, who was abducted, ritually tortured, and 
executed on May 19th, 1952, in Muncie, Indiana. Starting 19 months 
after her death, SCP-1337 began to appear on the 19th of every 
month, walking down Mayflower Road (1337-Alpha), attempting to 
flag down any passing vehicle. It would tell anyone who picked it up 
that it had gotten lost, and was in need of a ride back to its home 
(1337-Delta). SCP-1337 would give directions in such a way as to 
ensure passing the graveyard where Mary Talish was buried (1337- 
Beta), and then encourage the driver to stop at the cemetery. Once 
out of the vehicle, SCP-1337 would vanish, leaving the driver to find 
her sweater (1337-Gamma). Anyone touching 1337-Gamma would 
then feel an urge to return the item to Site 1337-Delta, and Mary 
Talish's parents. Despite many attempts to secure 1337-Gamma, it 
would invariably vanish from containment at or around sunset on the 
19th. 


SCP-1337 manifests as a female, blonde haired, blue eyed, 150 cm 
(5 feet) tall, approximately 59 kg (130 pounds). It is dressed 
conservatively, a mid calf length red skirt, long sleeved button up 
shirt, and red sweater(1337-Gamma). It appears well groomed, in 
both body and clothing. See Incident 1337-L —_-2 for current 
physical description. 


When the Foundation moved in, it was found most beneficial to 
recruit the elder Talishs as E-class Agents of the Foundation, in 
order to prevent them from speaking out. The Agents were told the 
Foundation was working on a way to set their daughter to rest. 
Special agents were employed to pick up and transport SCP-1337, 
as no means of permanently repositioning it were found. Dr. L 

was placed in command of Foundation resources governing 
SCP-1337. 


Incident 1337-L : On 6/18/78, Dr. L , acting without 
permission, had the E-class Agents executed, and Site 1337-Delta 
destroyed. His reasoning was that 'If she has no one to return to, 
she'll stop coming back." Dr. L was demoted to Junior Staff for 
his actions, but not reassigned, under the belief that if SCP-1337 
were to form a new attachment, it would most likely be to him. An 
examination of Dr.L_ __s journals revealed that he believed 


decommissioning SCP-1337 would lead to a promotion, and 
‘recognition of his brilliance." 


On 6/19/76, SCP-1337 was considered Decommissioned. 


Incident 1337-L = -2: On 6/19/83, Dr. L returned to Site 1337- 
Alpha, to ensure there were no remnants of SCP-1337. His last 
transmission consisted only of the words 'Wait, who the hell are yo-' 
When security arrived on the scene, Dr. L was found deceased, 
his body mutilated in the same manner as Mary Talish's had been 
when she was found. Since that time, on the 19th of every month, 
SCP-1337 has returned, with a different method of operations. 
Recordings have shown that its physical appearance has changed. 
SCP-1337 still manifests with the same basic physical appearance, 
but now shows the wounds of its death. The eyes appear to have 
been gouged from their sockets, and its clothing is ripped and 
stained mid-chest, to reveal the empty cavity where its heart was 
removed.