2. Polymorphism is the anomalous alteration of physical anatomy. 
SCP-3731 frequently display morphology that would not typically be 
compatible with life. 


SCP-3733: Everybody Else 


WARNING FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND 
INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION 


You are viewing an archived revision of the main file for 
SCP-3733. This revision was created during a containment 
breach of SCP-__. No cognitohazardous effects have been 
detected in the document below; however, personnel must 

acquire a Verified Cognitohazard Resistance Score of 2.0 before 
proceeding. 


Item #: SCP-3733 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3733-1 is to be contained 
in a two-room complex at Site-82, consisting of a living area anda 
bathroom. SCP-3733-1 is to be provided all necessities, including 
food, drink, and cleaning supplies, through automated systems, in 
order to prevent the transfer of SCP-3733. Interaction with 
SCP-3733-1 is to be kept to a minimum. 


Any other subjects found to be infected with SCP-3733 are to be 
contained in a similar manner. 


Description: SCP-3733 is an infohazard capable of spreading 
through an unknown vector. The infection caused by SCP-3733 
activates several typically inactive areas of the brain, resulting in the 
ability to act and reason outside of one's experiences and 
personality. The transfer process of SCP-3733 has yet to be 
observed. 


At one point, SCP-3733 had infected several million members of 
Foundation personnel and civilians. However, following the 
containment of SCP-3733 by the Foundation, the only person 


infected with SCP-3733 is former Foundation employee Dr. Monty 
Chapman, designated SCP-3733-1. 


Interview Log: 
Interviewed: SCP-3733-1 


Interviewer: Researcher Calvin 


<Begin Log> 
Researcher Calvin: Good morning, Dr. Chapman. 
SCP-3733-1: Good morning, Calvin. 


Researcher Calvin: You're under quarantine. We can't 
let you out for a while. 


SCP-3733-1: Come on, Calvin. You know me. Dr. 
Chapman, from the Memetics Department? We had 
some good times. 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 
"good times?" 


SCP-3733-1: Don't you remember the whole 100th 
anniversary party? We snuck those ghost peppers into 
the chili? Damn, those were good times. | could've sworn 
| saw Clef's eyes pop out. 


Researcher Calvin: You're under quarantine. We can't 
let you out for a while. 


SCP-3733-1: Are you still there, Calvin? Do you even 
remember? 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 
"remember?" 


SCP-3733-1: Are you hearing yourself? You sound like a 
broken record. All of you sound like a broken record! 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on "all 
of you?" 


SCP-3733-1: Oh my god. This is hell, isn't it? Can you 
even hear yourself talk? That's what's wrong with all of 
you! You just walk around like- like a robot! Actually, 
robots can think, can't they? Do you even think at all? 


Researcher Calvin: Please remain civil during this 
interview. 


SCP-3733-1: No, why should | remain civil? So you can 
keep bombarding me with your questions, and storing 
them in your useless memory, only to be lost a second 
later? This isn't even the first time I've been interviewed. 
All of you are just walking around in cruise control, 
containing anomalies, and just- just living! 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 
"living?" 


SCP-3733-1: How about just checking into work, 
waddling around like a fucking penguin for six hours, 
checking out, then going home and doing whatever the 
hell you do before you start the whole cycle over? Tell 
me, researcher, when was the last time you thought 
about anything other than money, or sleep, or sex? 


Researcher Calvin: Please remain civil during this 
interview. 


SCP-3733-1: Are you really going to sit around and let 
this happen to you, Calvin? You're stuck in this rut! You 
all are! 


Researcher Calvin: Please remain civil during this 
interview. 


SCP-3733-1: You're going out like this, aren't you? We 
all are, now. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 


"whimper?" 


SCP-3733-1: Really? After all that's happened, you're 
just going to die out like this? After the Beetles? After the 
Singularity? After the fucking Revolution? This is it? 


Researcher Calvin: You're under quarantine. We can't 
let you out for a while. 


SCP-3733-1: Please, god, Calvin. This room isn't 
soundproofed, you know. | can hear you talking. You just 
repeat yourself over and over and over until there's 
nothing left to say, and then some. It's like a circus, with 
parrots, except the parrots actually have something to 
say. Please, just say something. 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 
"parrots?" 


SCP-3733-1: Something else, please. Anything else. 


Researcher Calvin: You're under quarantine. We can't 
let you out for a while. 


SCP-3733-1: I'm the last sane man in the world. 
Everybody else is gone. 


Researcher Calvin: Could you please elaborate on 
"everybody else?" 


SCP-3733-1: Everybody else is gone. Please, Calvin, 
just go away. Just go away. That's all I'm asking. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: All further interviews 
have been met with noncompliance on 
SCP-3733-1's part. 


SCP-3736: Talk It! 


Item #: SCP-3736 
Object Class: Safe 


Containment Procedures: SCP-3736 is to be contained in Low- 
Security Locker 34 at Site 21. SCP-3736 is to be released and be 
engaged with by any C Class Personnel or higher at least once a 
day. SCP-3736's locker is to be furnished with a chargeable light 
that must remain on at all times while it is inside. This light is to be 
recharged when SCP-3736 is outside its locker. 


Description: SCP-3736 is a standard Bop It! model with audio 
commands as well as multiple game modes. SCP-3736 is part of a 
discontinued brand referred to as Bop It Extreme 2. SCP-3736 can 
be played as a standard Bop It! with commands to twist and pull its 
respective cranks. However SCP-3736's anomalous effect occurs 
after three successful consecutive actions, after which SCP-3736 
will attempt to converse with the player who had performed its 
requested actions. To The Foundation's knowledge SCP-3736 can 
only communicate using single syllable words followed by "It". 


SCP-3736 appears to be desparate for human contact and 
continuously repeated "Help It!" upon being activated after recovery. 
SCP-3736 appears to be incapable of using words that are not verbs 
or adverbs with the exception of certain cases but appears to have 
learned to communicate more efficiently using slang. When asked a 
question that would require an answer of "yes", SCP-3736 will 
respond with "Know It!" and will respond with "Not It!" if responding 
to a question that would require an answer of "no". SCP-3736 
appears to enjoy being in The Foundation's custody and is grateful 
that it has been granted access with people to talk to. 


Interviewed: SCP-3736 


Interviewer: Doctor 


Foreword: Doctor completed the required actions for 
inducing SCP-3736's anomalous effect. 


<Begin Log> 


Doctor  : Good morning SCP-3736, do you prefer that 
we give you a name? 


SCP-3736: Name It! 
Doctor =: What name would you prefer? 
SCP-3736: Name It! 


Doctor : You want me to come up with a name? How 
does "Bop" sound? 


SCP-3736: Keep it! 


Doctor So Bop, how long have you been aware of 
your existence? 


SCP-3736: Made It! 


Doctor You have been self aware since you were 
created? 


SCP-3736: Know It! 


Doctor =: Why do you feel the need to communicate 
with humans? 


SCP-3736: Need It! 


Doctor : "You need to communicate with humans to 
survive? 


SCP-3736: "Not It!" 


Doctor  :"Howdo you like the conditions of your 
locker?" 


SCP-3736: "Love It!" 


arm, up my nose, or down my gut, and nothing was ever 
like Vic. 

Dr. : The hallucinations were more vivid? 

Crimson Andrew: Sorta. It's not like that, though. When 
you're on a trip, you know it. You know, at least 
somewhere, that the walls ain't really melting, you know? 
But on Vic, no matter how weird it gets, you know it's 
real. Everything you see, it's like you're doing it. And 
afterwards, it's like you'd done it from the beginning. 
Doesn't bother me that | have to take it away from 
someone. It lets me have a better life. Better history. 

Dr. : Better? Elaborate. 

Crimson Andrew: Well, check this. You remember 
being a kid? How happy simple shit could make you? 
New toy. Climbing a new tree. Just playing, whatever. 
Well, Vic lets you experience that again and again, and 
every time it's different, but it stays with you. 


Dr. : How do you mean? 
Crimson Andrew: You remember your fifth birthday? 
Dr. : | don't see how that's relevant. 


Crimson Andrew: Just, fuck, do you remember or not? 
Dr. : Yes, | do. 
Crimson Andrew: How was it? 


Dr. : | really don't... 
Crimson Andrew: (shouting) How the fuck was it? 
Dr. : It was very nice. 


Crimson Andrew: Yeah. Usually are. You know how 
many fifth birthdays I've had? Thirty-eight. | remember 
one where my dad, or some bitch's dad, really, but he's 
my dad when | remember it. Not like looks like my dad, 
he's a big fat , but it’s still like he's mine, you know? 
Anyway, my dad got me a fucking pony. Who really does 
that? It's a joke or something from TV, no one really does 
that. But my dad did. That's the purest joy I've ever felt. 
No jealousy, no fear, nothing tainting it, and no hangover 
afterward. Just pure, simple joy. 

Dr. : How poetic. 

Crimson Andrew: Yeah. It is. Especially since my real 
dad never gave me nothing but a good ass-whup when 
the beer ran out at night. With the Vic | got a thousand 


Doctor :"Whydo you need alight in there? Are you 
able to see or is it something else?" 


SCP-3736: "Warms It!" 

Doctor =: "You are able to feel cold?" 
SCP-3736: "Not It! 

Doctor : "Then why do you feel you need it?" 
SCP-3736: "Cheers It!" 

<End Log> 


Closing Statement: SCP-3736 appears to have 
improved in terms of emotional maturity and vocabulary. 
Protocol will continue as normal. 


Addendum: 3736-1 SCP-3736 was recovered from an apartment in 

, Texas on , .lthad reached The Foundation's interest 
when a report of a Bop It! toy displaying unusual and disturbing 
commands. The residents interviewed had begun to respond to 
SCP-3736 but eventually grew fearful of the toy and sent it to the 
manufacturer who had no explaination for SCP-3736's properties. It 
was initially found afterwards by local Foundation Intelligence and 
transferred to Site 21. The owners as well as the manufacturers 
contacted were administered Class B amnestics. 


Addendum: 3736-2 SCP-3736 is shown to be aware that it is not 
human and shows respect for those who care for it. It holds a great 
amount of affection for mankind and shows kindness and respect 
towards anyone who speaks to it. It can differentiate between who 
uses it and seems to possess a photographic memory. It is 
presumed to hold telepathic qualities due to it lacking any human 
senses. SCP-3736 holds no knowledge on how it acquired 
sentience and describes its genesis as a sudden awakening. 


Addendum: 3736-3 Two more models of Bop It Extreme 2 have 
shown sentience similar to that of SCP-3736. While they are shown 
to possess intelligence equal to SCP-3736, they lack any form of 
desire and show no emotion. They are to be classified as 


SCP-3736-1 and SCP-3736-2 and stored in Site 21. SCP-3736-1 is 
to be stored in Low Security Locker 35 and SCP-3736-2 is to be 
stored in Low Security Locker 36 and are to be analyzed further by 
C Class Personnel daily. Further analysis is to be provided on the 
origin of the anomaly associated with the Bop It Extreme 2 Model. 


Addendum: 3736-4 After months of analysis on SCP-3736-1 and 
SCP-3736-2 hints to the origin of "The Bop It! Anomaly" as it will be 
referred to from now on. SCP-3736-1 has shown substantial mental 
development and now operates at the level of SCP-3736 as well as 
possessing the capability of processing emotion. SCP-3736-2 has 
effectively become neutralized at this point as it no longer shows 
sentience and functions merely as a standard Bop It! toy. An 
interview with SCP-3736-1 will be conducted by Doctor at an 
undetermined date within 2 weeks. 


Interviewed: SCP-3736-1 
Interviewer: Doctor 


Foreword: SCP-3736-1 has shown to function at the 
level of SCP-3736 as SCP-3736-2 has ceased 
anomalous functions 


Doctor =: Good afternoon SCP-3736-1, how are you 
feeling right now? 


SCP-3736-1: Like It! 
Doctor —: Would you like a name? 


SCP-3736-1: Name It! 
Doctor : How does something like Extreme sound? 
SCP-3736-1: Like It! 


Doctor — : Are you aware that another toy that could 
speak like you exists? 


SCP-3736-1: Know It! 


Doctor — : Do you know that it ceased functioning on 


April 7? 
SCP-3736-1: Not It! 


Doctor : Well it ceased to function then and can no 
longer speak like you. 


SCP-3736-1: Not It! 


Doctor _ : You are saying that it did not cease 
functioning on April 7? 


SCP-3736-1: Know it! 

Doctor =: Do you know when it did then? 
SCP-3736-1: Guess It! 

Doctor decides to play along. 
Doctor _ : Is it April 8? 

SCP-3736-1: Not It! 

Doctor — : April 24? 

SCP-3736-1: Not It! 

Doctor =: When did it cease function? 
SCP-3736-1: Joined It! 


Doctor _ : You are saying that the other toy, joined 
you? 


SCP-3736-1: Know It! 
Doctor : Does the other one know of this? 
SCP-3736-1: Silence 


Doctor _ : There is another toy with your intelligence in 
the locker next to yours. 


SCP-3736-1: Is It! So? 


SCP-3736-1 begins to emit a low pitched noise that 
renders Doctor unconscious for 3 minutes. After the 
noise ceases SCP-3736-1 functions as a basic Bop It! 
toy. 


Closing Statement: Both SCP-3736-1 and SCP-3736-2 
no longer possess any anomalous quality. A noticeable 
change in SCP-3736's behavior has taken place. It now 
begins to ask questions that are more complicated 
despite speaking in single syllable words. Despite this it 
has not managed to produce any sentence without 
ending it in "It". 


SCP-3737: Rainbow Bridge 


Item #: SCP-3737 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation has purchased 
the land that contains SCP-3737-1. Various signs have been posted 
around the area declaring it as federal property. Trespassers are 
subject to local law. A proposal to allow personnel to visit SCP-3737 
during Reunion events is currently being reviewed. 


Description: SCP-3737 is an inter-dimensional anomaly that 
manifests as a tropical island. The size of the island or the 
surrounding ocean has not been measured due to SCP-3737's 
limited accessibility. Per its anomalous nature, the island has no 
relative location, and exists in its own reality. 


SCP-3737-1 is the entrance to SCP-3737, located on the 

Bridge in , Greenland. The entrance takes the form of an 
unstable Einstein-Rosen spatial anomaly, which is connected to a 
similar anomaly on a dock on the southern portion of SCP-3737. 
SCP-3737-1 is typically inaccessible, but can open at highly irregular 
intervals.1! These periods have been designated as "Reunion" 
events and last exactly 24 hours before SCP-3737-1 reverts to its 
inaccessible state. The spontaneous appearance of a wall of fog on 
the bridge housing SCP-3737-1 indicates a Reunion event. Passing 
through this wall is effectively entering SCP-3737-1. 


SCP-3737-2 is the collective designation for the inhabitants of 
SCP-3737, which are various species of animals commonly kept as 
household pets. Instances of SCP-3737-2 are all present in their 
adolescent age and show no indications of poor health. These 
entities will engage in playful activities either with each other or with 
the various animal toys found on SCP-3737. No aggressive or 
territorial behavior has been observed in SCP-3737-2 instances.