Subject: Oh great, the kind of shady 
organization that raises spies as kids and 
doesn't give them a real life. Wonderful. Well, 
what do you WANT to be called, then? 
Because | don't intend to call you 2432. 


SCP-3774-2432: Um... | don't know. What's a 
good name? 


Subject: Christ, you're making me choose for 
you? Hm... Well, you sound a lot like Leslie 
Caron. How does Leslie sound? Or Les? 


SCP-3774-2432: Who's Leslie Caron? 


Subject: She's an actress. She's older now, 
but in her hey-day, MAN was she a catch. 
Starred in "An American In Paris". One of my 
favorite movies, let me tell you. 


SCP-3774-2432: Oh, okay! Leslie sounds nice 
then! 


Subject: Alright, now we're getting 
somewhere. Nice to meet you, Leslie. I'm 
Merle. 


SCP-3774-2432: Nice to meet you too, Merle. 
Extraneous footage expunged. 
<Begin Video Log 3774-14> 


SCP-3774-2432's camera view shows the 
subject eating a microwaved dinner while 
watching the 2012 film adaptation of "Les 
Miserables". The subject is sitting on a 
reclining chair in what appears to be his living 
room. SCP-3774-2432's view is apparently on 
the arm rest on a separate reclining chair. 


Subject: Now, | don't know what you can see 


right now, but you'd better pay close attention 
to this part. This part with Eponine always 
makes me tear up a little, and | expect you to 
tear up here, too. 


SCP-3774-2432: Okay! 


SCP-3774-2432's camera view changes to 
exclusively the television screen the film is 
playing on. The camera shows Eponine? 
singing to Marius# as she dies from a gunshot 
wound. What appears to be crying is heard 
from the subject. At this point, 
SCP-3774-2432's camera views changes back 
to the subject to visually see him crying. 


SCP-3774-2432: That was beautiful. 


Subject: Yeah. Subject inhales sharply. Yeah, 
it was. 


SCP-3774-2432: She loved him so much 
despite him being in love with another, and 
she still put her life on the line just to keep him 
safe. Just to keep him happy. It's truly 
beautiful. 


Subject: | know. 


Silence between the subject and 
SCP-3774-2432 for three minutes while the 
film continues to play. 


SCP-3774-2432: Merle? 
Subject: Yeah, Les? 


SCP-3774-2432: Has anyone ever cared 
about you like that before? 


Subject: What? I... | don't know. | would hope 
so. |... | really just don't know. | haven't been 


in many successful relationships so | can't say 
that for sure, but | would hope at some point at 
least one of them might have cared about me 
that way. 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm sorry, Merle. 


Subject: Nah... Nah, it's fine. We don't all 
need to be in... in relationships or happy 
marriages to live a good, full life. | mean... it'd 
be nice... but you don't need to. I've gone 
along just fine without one. 


SCP-3774-2432: Oh... | guess that's true. I've 
never been in a relationship either, and I'm 
apparently doing pretty well. | mean, I've met 
you, and you've made me the happiest I've 
ever been. 


Subject: Subject coughs. Excuse me? 
SCP-3774-2432: Um... nothing. Nevermind. 


Subject: What did you mean by that? That I've 
made you the happiest you've ever been? 


SCP-3774-2432: It's... Look, I've only known 
you for a week and a half, but you make me 
really happy. | love watching movies with you, | 
love how you just care about the kids you work 
with, | love just everything about you. But | 
know that you can't love anything about me 
back because if you did, then... it wouldn't last. 


Silence for approximately two minutes. Subject 
then stands up and turns off the television. 


Subject: You mean a lot to me too, Les. 


SCP-3774-2432: You don't have to say that to 
make me feel better. 


Subject: I'm not. | haven't even seen your face 
and | know that you're an incredibly lovely, 
kind, caring and empathetic person. You 
choose to be joyful when | want to be sad or 
upset about something. You always find the 
goodness in people who see only the worst in 
themselves. These last few days have been 
just the best few days I've had in a long time. 


SCP-3774-2432: You really mean it? 
Subject: | wouldn't be saying it if | didn't. 


SCP-3774-2432: SCP-3774-2432 simulates 
sniffing. Thank you, Merle. 


Subject: Are you crying? 


SCP-3774-2432: SCP-3774-2432 simulates 
laughter. Shut up, it's an emotional moment. 


Subject: Subject laughs. You're right, you're 
right. 


Silence for seven seconds. 


SCP-3774-2432: So... What does this mean 
for us? 


Subject: What do you want it to mean? 


SCP-3774-2432: Well... I'd like it to mean that 
we might have one of those useless happy 
relationships that you mentioned. 


Subject: That sounds nice. A perfectly 
useless, happy, wonderful relationship. 


Extraneous footage expunged. 


<Begin Video Log 3774-23> 


SCP-3774-2432's camera view shows the 
subject pacing in his bedroom. 
SCP-3774-2432's camera view is from the 
subject's bookshelf. 


Subject: Why do you still refuse to show me 
what you look like? 


SCP-3774-2432: Because you would hate me 
if you knew what | looked like! 


Subject: | don't judge relationships on looks, 
Les. | don't care if you look like Richard 
fucking Nixon, I'd still love you for who you are. 
Could you please just show me something? 
Come to my house and let me actually 
physically see you, okay? Or don't, just mail 
me a picture of what you look like. | just want 
to know! 


SCP-3774-2432: But... But why? If looks don't 
matter, why do you need to see me? 


Subject: Because | know what catfishing is. 
Maybe some kid is pulling some sort of prank 
on me and this whole time my reactions have 
just been recorded for some prank blog. 'Man 
falls in love with little boy, watch his face when 
he finds out!' That'd be the headline. 


SCP-3774-2432: If | were catfishing you, | 
wouldn't have dedicated so much of my life to 
just being with you. 


Subject: Dedicated so much of your life? 
We've known each other for three weeks! 


SCP-3774-2432: And | took two weeks to find 
you, and | only live for one more after this! 


Subject: What the fuck? What is that 


supposed to mean? 
SCP-3774-2432: It means... it means... 


Subject: What the fuck kind of organization do 
you work for? Are you some sort of android? 
Have | been talking to an Al this whole time? 


SCP-3774-2432: No! No, not... not an android. 


Subject: Then what? Who are you? WHAT 
are you? 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm... 

Silence for five seconds. 

SCP-3774-2432: I'll be right there. 

Subject: Fine. I'll be waiting. 
SCP-3774-2432: You won't have to wait long. 


SCP-3774-2432's camera view shows it flying 
from the bookshelf and landing on the 
subject's bed. 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm on your bed. Be careful. 
I'm small. 


Subject: Wait, what? 

Subject turns around, looking at the bed. 
Subject: Where are you? 
SCP-3774-2432: I'm... I'm the mosquito. 
Subject: The what? 


Subject continues searching the bed until it 
looks directly at SCP-3774-2432. 


Subject: Oh, ha ha. Way to make me feel 
even worse. 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm not lying. 


Subject: You said you were using drones, this 
is probably just one of those drones, right? 
You're just trying to trick me? 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm not trying to trick you! I'm 
being honest! I'm just a mosquito! | lied about 
the drones part because | thought it would be 
more believable than a mosquito that could 
talk! 


Subject: Well, you're right. Drones ARE more 
believable than a mosquito that talks. Prove to 
me that you're the mosquito. 


SCP-3774-2432: What do you mean? 


Subject: | don't know, do something that only 
a mosquito could do! Bite me, suck some 
blood out or something! 


SCP-3774-2432: Um, okay. If you want. 


SCP-3774-2432's camera view shows it flying 
towards the subject and landing on his 
shoulder. It then extends its proboscis and 
proceeds to bite the subject, consuming some 
of his blood. 


SCP-3774-2432: | hope this helps prove 
something. | don't know what, though. 


Subject: |... | don't know what it proves either, 
but... If you really are a mosquito... 


SCP-3774-2432: | AM a mosquito! 


Subject: Let me finish, please. 


SCP-3774-2432: Sorry. 


Subject: If you really are a mosquito... It still 
doesn't matter to me. If this is what you are, 
well, | made a commitment to you. You're still 
the lovely, kind, caring person that I've been 
talking to and watching movies with and 
thinking about while at work. | just have to re- 
adjust a few fantasies | have about us getting 
married and having kids in order to 
accommodate the fact that you're a mosquito. 


SCP-3774-2432: You're okay with this? With 
me? 


Subject: | really did mean it when | said looks 
didn't matter. Except | did lie about the Richard 
Nixon part, if you ended up being Richard 
Nixon that might make things a little weird. 


SCP-3774-2432: SCP-3774-2432 simulates 
laughter. That's... That's just so great! Thank 
you, thank you, thank you, thank you! I'd kiss 
you if | could but that'd probably just make you 
itchy! 


Subject: Subject laughs. That's true! But... 
why not? You don't have anything to hide 
anymore, go ahead and kiss me. 


SCP-3774-2432: Well, okay! 


SCP-3774-2432 extends its proboscis and 
bites the subject a second time, consuming 
more blood. 


Extraneous footage expunged. 
<Begin Video Log 3774-30> 


SCP-3774-2432's camera is disabled for 
reasons currently unknown. The entirety of the 


SCP-490: Ice Cream Truck 


Item #: SCP-490 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-490 is to be maintained in 
Storage Garage 17-Golf. Garage 17-Golf has been heavily 
soundproofed, its door replaced with a soundproofed door with an 
interior code-lock. SCP-490 is to have all four wheels disabled 
through standard parking boots and is to be kept chained at all times 
to four molybdenum eyebolts, sunk a minimum of three (3) meters 
into a solid concrete floor. 


Description: SCP-490 is an ice cream truck dating to the 1960s 
constructed by _ . It seems to be mechanically standard except for 
the audio system, which does not respond to operators, though it 
appears to be in working order. The key to the vehicle is fastened in 
the ignition and cannot be extracted by any means. SCP-490 can be 
driven (fueled by a diesel engine originally made for the truck) and 
functions properly in all ways compared to other vehicles of the 
same model. 


Between 2 to 5 AM local time SCP-490 will operate itself, and drive 
at a low speed in a random circuit through local roadways. At this 
time it will function as if in peak condition, while playing a tune from 
its speakers. The tune has not been identified, but resembles music 
played on non-anomalous trucks of the same make. However, the 
tune never loops, and no portions can be identified as of yet. 
Recorded portions do not carry the anomalous effect. 


Any individual who hears the music will start advancing towards the 
vehicle, ignoring any instructions to stop. Upon reaching the vehicle, 
the back doors to the truck will open and the person will step inside 
with the doors closing behind him/her. The doors become sealed, 
impossible to open by regular means, and if tampered with [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. 


log is audio exclusive. 

The sound of a door opening is heard. 
Subject: Hey Les, I'm back! 

Silence for approximately three minutes. 
Subject: Leslie? 

Silence for approximately 20 seconds. 
Subject: Leslie? Are you still here? 
SCP-3774-2432: Y-yes. 

Subject: Leslie? Where are you? 
SCP-3774-2432: |... don't... know... 


Subject: What do you mean you don't know? 
Are you trapped somewhere? 


SCP-3774-2432: |... don't... know... 


Subject: Oh God... Wait, has it been a week 
already? 


SCP-3774-2432: |... don't... 


Subject: Oh God, oh God, oh God, it's been a 
week! Fuck! 


SCP-3774-2432: Know... 


Subject: Leslie, can you please just tell me 
something about where you are? What was 
the last place that you remembered flying to? 


SCP-3774-2432: Living... room... 


Subject: Living room, living room, living 
room... There you are! 


The sound of the subject's footsteps become 
louder. 


Subject: God, please don't go like this. Please 
just... please just stay with me? One more 
day? I've never loved anyone as hard or as 
fast as | have with you. 


SCP-3774-2432: I'm... sorry... 


Subject: You don't need to be sorry, you did 
nothing wrong, just... please stay with me, 
please! 


SCP-3774-2432: |... have... an... idea... 


Subject: An idea? To keep you alive?! Well, 
fuck, just say it! Please! Anything! 


SCP-3774-2432: No... to... help... you... 
Subject: Help me? 

SCP-3774-2432: Remember... me... 
Subject: What do you mean? 
SCP-3774-2432: Have... kids... 


Subject: Have... what? Have kids? But... 
how? 


SCP-3774-2432: Lay... eggs... in... you... 


Subject: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Eggs? 
Inside me? 


SCP-3774-2432: Yes... 


Subject: That's... How would that even work? 
They'd still be more mosquitos! 


SCP-3774-2432: Your... blood... 


Subject: My blood? This doesn't even sound 
like science anymore, this is goddamn magic! 


SCP-3774-2432: Trust... me... 


Subject: But... What's the point of having kids 
if they don't have a mother? 


SCP-3774-2432: I'll... be... with.. you... 


Subject: No you won't... you'll just be dead, 
and... and | don't want to live without you. 


SCP-3774-2432: Merle... don't... let... me... 
leave... you... this... way... 


Subject: You... God, you're really trying to pull 
at my heartstrings. 


SCP-3774-2432: Please... 
Silence for approximately ten seconds. 


Subject: Okay. I'll do it. I'll have your kids. I'll 
have OUR kids. 


SCP-3774-2432: Thank... you... 
Subject: | love you, Leslie. 
SCP-3774-2432: |... love... you... too... 
Extraneous footage redacted. 


The subject was recovered on September 28th, __, three 
days after the events recorded on Video Log 3774-30, 
with a large mass growing out of his thigh. When 
surgically removed, it was discovered to be four living 
human fetuses, which will henceforth be designated 
instances of SCP-3774-A. Skin samples taken from each 
instance of SCP-3774-A discovered that while they 
appear entirely human and are genetically the subject's 


children, 50% of their genetic makeup is identical to that 
of SCP-3774 instances. Over the course of seven more 
days, the instances of SCP-3774-A became the 
biological equivalent of a human infant. Further 
observations have shown that the rapid aging has 
ceased since reaching this stage. This is the only 
confirmed instance of an instance of SCP-3774 
successfully mating with a human subject. 


The subject has been administered a dosage of Class-C 
Amnestics and given significantly altered memories in 
regards to his experiences with SCP-3774-24325 along 
with an entirely new identity. In addition, in order to 
monitor the natural growth of the SCP-3774-A instances, 
he and the four instances have been moved to a 
Foundation-approved neighborhood in , West 
Virginia, where they will be monitored discreetly. 


Footnotes 

1. Due to the blood-drinking capabilities and longer lifespan of 
female mosquitoes. 

2. For distractive purposes, if necessary 

3. As played by Samantha Barks. 

4. As played by Eddie Redmayne. 

5. Specifically, regarding the fact that SCP-3774-2432 was a 
mosquito, and that their relationship lasted approximately one 
month. 


SCP-3775: Evobasa Woleb 


Item #: SCP-3775 
Object Class: Keter