VOICE 2: (whimpering) No, no, no— 
VOICE 1: Julia, talk to me. 


VOICE 2: I'm... I'm at the front doors. It 
doesn't — how did | end up at the front doors 
that doesn't even make any sense | didn't 
leave from the front— 


(Sound of doors opening.) 
VOICE 1: Julia! 
(Voice 2 begins sobbing incoherently) 
<End Audio Log.> 

> ACCESS SCP:/3054/files/audio_19_05_2010.log 
FOREWORD: Dr. Lindsey received the 
following call at 13:05. 
<Begin Audio Log.> 
VOICE 1: Hello? Julia? Is that you? 
(silence) 
VOICE 1: Julia, are you there? Who is this? 
VOICE 2: Hello. 


VOICE 1: Julia! Julia, are you okay? You 
haven't been responding to texts. 


VOICE 2: | am doing better. 


VOICE 1: You sound... what's wrong with your 
voice? 


VOICE 2: It's alright. | understand, now. 


VOICE 1: What's alright? What do you 
understand? 


VOICE 2: You're part of my sickness. 
VOICE 1: What? 


VOICE 2: You're not real. You're a voice in my 
head. 


VOICE 1: What are you talking about? 


VOICE 2: | thought they didn't know about 
you. | thought they didn't know | was talking to 
you. But they knew all along. 


VOICE 1: Julia, please. Whatever they're 
telling you, it's not right. 


VOICE 2: | thought | was clever, stealing that 
nail-file. Trying to escape. But they were 
testing me. They left the nail-file out for me to 
find. They wanted me to see for myself. They 
wanted me to see just how sick | am. 


VOICE 1: Please, stop. Please. Listen to me. 
You're not sick. You're not crazy. 


VOICE 2: | am only speaking to you now as 
part of my treatment. But after this, | will not 
speak to you again. | must focus on being well. 
| must let them fix me. 


VOICE 1: Please don't do this. Please stop. 
You can't let them win. 


(distant, unintelligible voice) 
VOICE 2: (muffled) Yes. Yes, sir. 
VOICE 1: Julia? 


VOICE 2: The doctor would like me to give you 
a message. 


VOICE 1: Julia, please, stop. Please. We're 
going to come for you. 


VOICE 2: He tells me to tell you, to tell your 
supervisors, to tell their supervisors, all the 
way up the line. 


VOICE 1: Please, stop, I'm going to get you 
out of there, | promise— 


VOICE 2: You are sick. You are broken. We 
will fix you. 


<End Audio Log.> 


As of this date, no further attempts to contact Ms. 
Owens' phone have succeeded. 


Addendum 3054.3: The following emails are documented here to 
give context for the incident that occurred on 5-7-2010. 


DATE: 21/06/2010 

FROM: Director Browning <noitadnuof.pcs| 
gninworbb#noitadnuof.pcs|gninworbb> 
TO: Dr. Lindsey <noitadnuof.pcs| 
yesdnilj#noitadnuof.pcs|yesdnilj> 
SUBJECT: Re: Article Updates 


Although it's clear that Ms. Owens was abducted by 
SCP-3054, the only details we have about this ‘alt- 
dimension Cragstaff' are from her texts and phone-logs. 
And as you yourself discovered, Ms. Owens is a 
recovering schizophrenic (still trying to figure out how 
RAISA missed that one). Her testimony is anecdotal— at 
best. At this point, our knowledge of this dimension is 
purely speculative. 


And we do not deal in speculation. We deal in cold, hard 


facts. No one outside of D-Class personnel is going 
through SCP-3054 until we're reasonably certain we can 
bring them back. Recovering Ms. Owens is high priority 
— but so is protecting Foundation agents here and now. 
I'm not sending armed personnel into a dimension we 
know nothing about. We need more data. 


Furthermore, given the possibility that SCP-3054-A's 
nature may target subjects with documented mental 
illnesses, | am rejecting your request for psychiatric 
treatment — for reasons that should be absurdly clear. 
Instead, I'm giving you two weeks paid leave. Effective 
immediately. 


Take some time off, June. Forget about Ms. Owens; let 
us handle it. Request some amnestics if you need them. 


Whatever it takes — get your head back into the game. 
We've got work to do. 


DATE: 05/07/2010 

FROM: Researcher Phyllis <noitadnuof.pcs| 
sillyhpb#noitadnuof.pcs|sillynpb> 

TO: Director Browning <noitadnuof.pcs| 
gninworbb#noitadnuof.pcs|gninworbb> 
SUBJECT: Incident (contact me IMMEDIATELY) 


If you're reading this, either you already know what's 
going on (in which case, disregard) or you're turning your 
computer on before you check your phone (in which 
case, stop what you're doing and call me RIGHT NOW. 
You can keep reading while the phone is ringing.) 


Dr. Lindsey disappeared. It happened just after she got 
back from vacation. She entered SCP-3054-A, said 
something about wanting to check on a hunch, then... an 
hour later, nobody could get in contact with her. 


Three hours later, we're still looking for her. Suddenly, 
one of the structures on the west side of SCP-3054-A 


just collapses. Like somebody blew a goddamn hole 
through it. 


We're all scrambling, I'm trying to call you and leaving 
you 5 voice-mails and over 20 texts — and that's when 
somebody finds the note. June left it on her desk shortly 
after entering SCP-3054-A. | scanned it and sent a copy 
to your phone, but I'll include it here so you can see. 


If you're reading this, then I'm already gone. 
Let me tell you about my vacation! 


| had a wonderful time. Saw some family. 
Watched a few movies. Borrowed my father's 
pistol. Managed to get ahold of some 
grenades. Took a trip down to the shore. 
Found a psychiatric institute that would admit 
me overnight for 'grief counseling’. 


I'm going in. And either Julia's coming back 
with me... or I'm not coming back at all. 


Foundation personnel are to continue monitoring mental health 
facilities throughout North America to determine if any change in 
SCP-3054 has occurred. 


SCP-3055: Yes, And 


Item #: SCP-3055 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3055 is to be kept in a 
10x10m containment cell at Site- , furnished with at least seven 
eight folding chairs as well as appropriate beds and restroom 
facilities. This cell is to be stocked with food and water rations, 
maintained by containment staff. Staff should monitor SCP-3055 to 
ensure that it is properly fed and hydrated. 


If SCP-3055 becomes hostile, SCP-3055-1 through -7 -8 are to be 
tranquilized. At least two of SCP-3055-1 through -7 -8 will be 
unaffected by this action; this is to be expected, and the remaining 
members of SCP-3055 are to be placated as appropriate, with food, 
water, medicine, etc. 


Updated Containment Procedures / /2017: In order to prevent 
future Suggestion Events (see Incident Log 3055-a) a list of scene 
suggestions is to be frequently updated and kept on-site so that it 
can be accessed on short notice. At least two guards are to be 
stationed inside the containment chamber to provide suggestions 
whenever one is requested. 


Description: SCP-3055 is the collective designation for eight 
humans, dubbed SCP-3055-1 through -8. Of the eight, seven were 
formerly the members of Dan's Institute of Improvised Thespianry, 
an acting troupe specializing in improvisational comedy (improv), 
based out of the now-defunct Theater in New York City. 
SCP-3055-8 became a part of SCP-3055 after initial containment 
(see Incident Log 3055-a). 


Starting at some time in early 2016, it has been impossible for any 
member of SCP-3055 to enter or exit a building without being 
accompanied by the other seven individuals. Attempts to cause this 


SCP-374: Oracular Guillotine 


Item #: SCP-374 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-374 is to be stored ina 
disassembled state. The blade of SCP-374 is to be stored 
separately from the rest of the apparatus, and must be cleaned and 
polished with optical-grade polishing cloth and non-abrasive 
cleanser after each use. 


Due to their extreme age, all parts of the apparatus must be stored 
in climate-controlled facilities. The blade must be stored in a facility 
with a class-2 fire prevention system, and the frame must be stored 
in a facility with a class-3 fire prevention system. 


SCP-374's properties are dependent on the conjunction of its 
original wooden frame and metal blade; these are to be preserved. 
Other parts of SCP-374 (screws, bolts, pull-cord) may be replaced 
as necessary. 


Each expired instance of SCP-374-1 is to be preserved in 
formaldehyde for one year, after which it is to be incinerated. Except 
in emergencies, only D-class personnel are to be used to produce 
instances of SCP-374-1. 


All interrogation sessions are to be recorded, transcribed, and 
archived. Interrogations are to begin with the question "Can you 
hear me?" in order to compel a response. 


Description: SCP-374 is a French Revolution-era guillotine made of 
oak with a steel blade. SCP-374 manifests no unusual properties 
when not in use. Any use of SCP-374 to decapitate a live human 
produces an instance of SCP-374-1. 


SCP-374-1 is a severed human head inhabited by the personality of 


to happen, both by SCP-3055 and others, have resulted in an 
unseen force blocking the door of the building in question. 


SCP-3055 is also unable to stop its ongoing set of scenes. Even 
when the group is moving, the scene continues while it is walking; 
dialogue has not been observed to cease for longer than two 
seconds. Efforts to force SCP-3055 to stop its scene have so far 
been unsuccessful. 


All of SCP-3055-1 through -8 are either unable or unwilling to speak 
or communicate in any way besides the dialogue in the scene. This 
has largely impeded Foundation efforts to determine the origin of 
their condition, or potential treatments for it. 


Despite being in a constant state of improvisation, SCP-3055-1 
through -8 still have the same basic physical needs as non- 
anomalous humans, such as eating, drinking, sleeping, and 
excreting waste. While in containment, they have developed a 
system of shifts, in which two or three of the actors carry on the 
scene while the others fulfill these needs. Those on the ‘inactive’ 
shift are still unable to independently enter or leave buildings, and 
generally do not divert their attention from the scene while they are 
awake. 


Periodically, SCP-3055 asks for scene suggestions. It will typically 
accept the first word or phrase spoken after these requests, 
regardless of its semantic content. If no suggestion is given, other 
anomalous properties manifest; for an account of these, see Incident 
Log 3055-a. 


It has been observed that members of SCP-3055 can expire and be 
anomalously reanimated shortly afterwards. It is believed that the 
members of SCP-3055 are still driven by human instinct to some 
degree, and take care of their physical needs in order to avoid 
discomfort, rather than needing to fulfill these needs to survive. Prior 
to containment, the original seven members of SCP-3055 resorted 
to increasingly desperate means to fulfill these physical needs, 
gaining significant notoriety in New York City as violent thieves. 


+ Recovery Log 3055-1: Surveillance Footage 


The following is a transcript of surveillance 
footage involving SCP-3055 at ,a 
popular upscale restaurant. 


[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT / /2016 19:15:04] 


SCP-3055 is seen walking through the door of 
the restaurant. 


MAITRE D': Hello, do you have a reservation? 
SCP-3055-5: So, Mom, there's this boy | like... 


SCP-3055-1: Oh? Tell me about him! Tell me 
tell me tell me! 


SCP-3055-5 and -1 are addressing each other, 
apparently ignoring the maitre d'. SCP-3055 
proceeds into the dining area. 


MAITRE D': Sorry, what? Did you have a 
reservation? 


SCP-3055 continues to ignore the maitre a’ 
and proceeds through the dining area and 
toward the kitchen. All members of SCP-3055 
except those active in the scene steal and eat 
food from the plates of customers. 


SCP-3055-5: He's totally dreamy. His name is 
Steve, and he drives a Mustang and sings ina 
band. 


SCP-3055-1: Ooh, you know, your father 
played in a band when we were in high school. 
Those were the— 


SCP-3055-2 touches SCP-3055-1 on the 
shoulder, taking its place in the scene. 
SCP-3055-1 immediately begins eating any 
food it can reach while walking. 


SCP-3055-2: Hey, babe. 


SCP-3055-5: Steve! I'm so totally psyched that 
we're dating now! 


MAITRE D': I'm calling the police if you don't 
stop this right now! Are you insane? 


SCP-3055 enters the kitchen. At this point, 
ambient dialogue in the restaurant has ceased 
due to SCP-3055's odd behavior. 


SCP-3055-5: Hey, Steve, won't you sing mea 
song? 


SCP-3055-2: You know it, babe. [shouting] | 
need a suggestion! 


SOUS CHEF: Get out of my kitchen! 


SCP-3055-2 begins singing to SCP-3055-5, 
unaccompanied. The lyrics of its song are 
based on the sentence "get out of my kitchen." 


The maitre a' begins using his cell phone to 
call the police. He exits the kitchen. All inactive 
members of SCP-3055 continue to steal and 
consume food and water from the kitchen. 


SCP-3055-2: [singing] That's what | want, 
that's what | need, get out of my kitchen, it's 
where | feed! 


The sous chef and several other members of 
the kitchen staff begin to force SCP-3055 out 
of the kitchen. It initially attempts to fight, and 
SCP-3055-5 throws the sous chef backward 
with considerable force, concussing him. 
SCP-3055 then begins to flee the 
establishment. 


SCP-3055-5: Oh, Steve, you're so dreamy! 


SCP-3055-2: | know, babe, and you are, too. 


SCP-3055 exits the restaurant. At least two 
squad cars from the New York Police 
Department are visible outside. 


[END TRANSCRIPT / /2016 19:19:51] 
+ Recovery Log 3055-2: NYPD Report 


The following is an excerpt from a report filed 
by one of the police officers responding to the 
call placed by the maitre d' of 


[BEGIN EXCERPT] 


...at which point the seven suspects exited the 
restaurant through the front door. One shouted 
at us, asking for a "suggestion." Officer 
instructed all of them to remain in place and 
put their hands on their heads. Five of the 
suspects complied, but the Hispanic male, who 
asked for the suggestion, turned to one of the 
white females and continued talking. 


These two suspects appeared to be acting out 
a scene of an unrelated police arrest, in which 
the male was a detective, arresting the female, 
who had killed the male's father. After 
repeated orders to remain still and submit to 
arrest, these two suspects continued to act out 
the scene. Officer | and| proceeded to their 
location with the intent of handcuffing them. 


The five remained compliant, but the 
aforementioned two suspects resisted arrest. 
The female suspect managed to pin me to the 
ground and take my sidearm, at which point 
she thanked me and killed herself with a 
gunshot to the head. 


[EXTRANEOUS DATA REDACTED] 


By the time paramedics arrived on the scene, 
the female suspect's gunshot wound had 
already healed significantly. As she was being 
placed in a body bag, she inhaled, sat up, and 
presented her wrists, as if to be handcuffed. | 
and the other officers remaining on the scene 
were reluctant to interact with her, and she did 
not speak. Eventually | arrested her, and she 
put up no further resistance. She was crying. 


At the police station, all of the other six 
suspects were standing outside, and officers 
were apparently unable to get them into the 
building. When the suspect | arrested joined 
them, they all entered the building and 
submitted to processing. 


| expect to tender my letter of resignation 
within the next few days. 


[END EXCERPT] 


Shortly after this report was filed, Foundation 
agents embedded in the New York Police 
Department brought SCP-3055 into 
containment. All persons who witnessed 
SCP-3055-6's reanimation were amnesticized, 
and a cover story was propagated through 
local media to explain the incident as a regular 
robbery. 


+ Incident Log 3055-a: Suggestion Event 


The following is a transcript of surveillance 
footage of SCP-3055 in containment during 
the first, and currently only, observed 
Suggestion Event.