SCP-3246 stated that 
the item was intended 
for SCP-2338-10. The 
object's handler, 
Ryoko Sato, has since 
reported that 
SCP-2338-10's podal 
dexterity has improved 
to the point of being 
able to write legibly. 
The instance utilized 
their newfound 
capability to draw a 
‘Thank You' letter in 
crayon, which was 
delivered to 
SCP-3246. 
Requested for use in 
containing SCP-173. 
Several D-Class were 
sent into its chamber, 
and managed to fit it 
on the anomaly. 
Testing was carried 
out, wherein all but a 
single D-Class were 
withdrawn from the 
chamber. SCP-173 
did not move when the 
D-Class blinked, nor 
when he closed his 
eyes for several 
minutes. 


SCP-3246-62 was 
found to be 


neutralized after 
several weeks of 
wear, after being 
soiled with a 
combination of feces 
and blood. 


Update: Since SCP-3246's reclassification to Thaumiel from Euclid, 
cross-testing between anomalous entities in containment has been 
authorized. SCP-3246 has been relocated to a satellite site near 
Site-19, to be minimally staffed by personnel necessary to its care 
and that of anomalous entities introduced into SCP-3246's range of 
effect. This should increase the probability that SCP-3246-A will be 
tailored to the individual needs of intended anomalous entities. 


Personnel may file successful SCP-3246-A instances created this 
way, along with their usage, utilizing the following template: 


item Number Description/Traits Notes 
INSTANCE # DESCRIPTION/ NOTES HERE 
TRAITS HERE 


SCP-3247: A Magic Mime and his Mighty Morphin’ 
Method Acting Spider Kids 


Item Number: SCP-3247 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3247 is to be contained in 
an isolated chamber in Site-51 Area-12's arachnid wing. SCP-3247 
has shown no need for sustenance or rest, though as per Ethics 
Committee request, a television has been installed in SCP-3247's 
cell along with a selection of silent films. 


The feeding system for SCP-3247-A has been fully automated, and 
should deposit twenty grams of live crickets on a weekly basis. 


In the event of a containment breach, personnel are to compel 
escaped SCP-3247-A instances to take on an immobile form and 
place them back within their cell. 


Description: SCP-3247 is a humanoid entity roughly 1.7m in height. 
The entity wears a striped pullover with suspenders as well as white 
makeup on its face and exposed skin. Testing has revealed that 
SCP-3247's clothing and makeup are unable to be removed, and 
are suspected to be a part of the organism. 


Further testing of SCP-3247's physical properties is hindered by its 
primary anomalous effect. SCP-3247 is intangible and thus 
incapable of directly interacting with any matter, with the exception 
of SCP-3247-A instances. 


SCP-3247 is host to a colony of arachnids, designated SCP-3247-A, 
which live on and within the entity. SCP-3247-A instances are 
defensive of SCP-3247 and are easily provoked, and they 
instinctively swarm organisms in SCP-3247's vicinity. If, however, 
SCP-3247-A witness a human subject pantomiming or making 
particular gesticulations, the colony will coordinate to order 


themselves in a rough approximation of an inanimate object based 
off this body language. SCP-3247-A will remain in this state for up to 
three hours, or until prompted to shift form. 


While they are in the shape of an object, SCP-3247-A take on some 
of the object's properties and are somehow able to function despite 
being comprised wholly of spiders. 


SCP-3247 has to date not attempted to speak to staff, with its 
attempts at communication being limited to miming actions. 
SCP-3247 has not expressed discomfort in hosting SCP-3247-A, 
though it does display annoyance due to their mimicry prompted by 
its own gesticulations, presumably because the use of props is 
antithetical to SCP-3247's preferred method of performance art. 


Testing Log - SCP-3247-A 


Gesture/Procedure: 
List the gesture performed, and 


Results: 
Outcome of test. 


Gesture/Procedure: 
Closed fist with both the thumb 


Results: 
SCP-3247-A situated themselves 
in the form of a handgun. After 
receiving clearance from Control, 
D-11424 was cleared to pick up 
SCP-3247-A, and attempt to fire 
it. It proved capable of firing 


individual spiders at high-velocity. 


= | 


Gesture/Procedure: 
Thumb and index finger pressed 
together. Remaining fingers 


Results: 
Four dozen SCP-3247-A paired 
off to form what seemed to be 
marijuana cigarettes. D-11424 
was successful in lighting and 
smoking one pair until they were 
reduced to ash. D-11424 reported 
feelings and sensations 
consistent with the typical effects 
of cannabis, with the added effect 
of perceiving all humans as 
possessing arachnid heads while 
within his visual periphery. 


_ 8 
Gesture/Procedure: 
Subject held hands together and 
wiggled four fingers on each 


Results: 
Roughly six-hundred and forty 
spiders emerged from SCP-3247 
and divided themselves in groups 
of eight. Each group then came 
together in the shape of a larger 
spider. These groups themselves 
then merged with seven other 
groups to form even bigger 
spiders. This continued until the 
last remaining supergroups 
merged into one enormous spider 


made of spiders. It was at this 
point that D-11424 proceeded to 
ride the resulting mega-spider ina 
fashion similar to western bull- 
riding. Subject was reprimanded 
after testing ended, but allowed to 
stay with the project. 


= 5 
Gesture/Procedure: 
Subject pantomimed steering a 


Results: 
An unprecedented number of 
spiders emerged from SCP-3247 
and arranged themselves in the 
shape of a sedan. D-11424 
reprimanded for refusing to get 
inside in order to attempt to start 
it. D-11424 responded to Control 
by making a masturbatory hand 
gesture, to which SCP-3247-A 
responded by dismantling 
themselves and forming 
approximately two hundred 
phalluses. Test aborted. 
Footnotes 
1. Personnel are to be reminded that this is an error.Site-5does not 
exist. 


SCP-3248: Who Shot Sulley? 


Item #: SCP-3248 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3248 is currently owned 
and occupied by Agent Carnigan. During SCP-3248-1 events, the 
windows of SCP-3248 are to be sealed, and soundproofing 
equipment within SCP-3248 is to be activated. 


Description: SCP-3248 is a two story house located in Evansville, 
Indiana. SCP-3248 was previously owned by Dr. Herald Sullivan, a 
medical practitioner specializing in surgery. No links between Dr. 
Sullivan and any other anomalous phenomena have been 
discovered. 


On the 10th of every month at exactly 0400 hours local time, an 
SCP-3248-1 event will begin. The interior of the house will be 
remodeled to resemble its appearance on October 10th, 1979. 
Furniture will appear and disappear during this period, and any 
personnel within SCP-3248 during an SCP-3248-1 event are 
considered lost until its conclusion. Entry into SCP-3248 is 
impossible at this time. 


During an SCP-3248-1 event, Dr. Sullivan and his family’ will 
materialize in their beds, and awake soon afterwards. The family will 
set up their house for an upcoming party with several colleagues 
and friends. The party will commence at approximately 1800 hours 
local time. Guests will materialize at the front step of SCP-3248, and 
will be allowed in. 


All SCP-3248-1 events have been nearly identical, save for the 
occurrence of an SCP-3248-2 event. At some point during the 
festivities, one of the partygoers will murder Dr. Sullivan. The 
method of murder and the partygoer that commits the murder has 
differed for every SCP-3248-2 event. The partygoers will react with 


shock, and will attempt to call authorities or, in some cases, attempt 
to leave?. The SCP-3248-1 event will always end at midnight. 


View Attachment: Abridged Event Timeline 


The Foundation has been aware of SCP-3248's 
anomalous properties since its discovery in 1985. An 
abridged log of SCP-3248-1 and SCP-3248-2 events 
have been documented below. For a full log, please 
contact Project Supervisor Mel or the on-duty HCML 
supervisor. 


Date Murderer Cause of Notes 
Death 
09/10/1985, Gary Geralo Gunshotto | First 
the forehead observed 


with a instance of 
Glock-18 SCP-3248-2 
pistol, while 
Dr. Sullivan 
was drinking 
a bottle of 
alcohol. 
10/10/1985) Matthew Gunshot to | Dr. Sullivan 
Dennis the stomach _ tries to call 
with a the police for 
different help, but 
model of expires 
pistol. before he can 
reach the 
phone. 
03/10/1986 | Rachael Gunshots Before the 
Johnston along Dr. gunshots 
Sullivan's lejt occurred, Dr. 
arm. Dr. Sullivan 


Sullivan later attempted to 
died of blood leave the 
loss. room. 
06/10/1986 Eric Cooper) Sneaking up First recorded 
behind Dr. | SCP-3248-2 


SCP-416: Infinite Forest 


Item #: SCP-416 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Owing to its anomalous 
topographic structure and the danger it poses to civilians, it is 
essential that SCP-416 be sequestered from the public. Though 
SCP-416's true borders have yet to be exactly mapped, SCP 
Overwatch has, in cooperation with the government, restricted 
foot access and instituted a no-fly-zone within five (5) kilometers 
from the boundaries measured by the initial observation team. 


Description: SCP-416 is an oblong area of forest located in the 

in northern ; . Though its true borders are 
not known (and indeed may be in a constant state of flux), estimates 
place its "center" at ° N, ° W. It displays remarkable spatial 
anomalies, the most notable of which is that once entered, it is 
impossible to leave on foot; the only personnel to escape the area 
inside SCP-416 were extracted by an aerial reconnaissance team. 
Though from the air SCP-416 appears identical to the surrounding 
coniferous forests, it displays a bewildering array of plant life; 
species as varied as Joshua trees (Yucca brevifolia), Grandidier's 
baobab (Adansonia grandidieri), Wollemi pine (Wollemia nobilis), 
and manchineel trees (Hippomane mancinella) have been observed. 
No explanation has been offered as to how these species arrived 
and propagated. All observations indicate that SCP-416 is entirely 
devoid of animal, fungal, or insect life. Personnel deployed inside 
SCP-416 report that the entire area is continually overcast with fog 
despite satellite evidence to the contrary. 


Exploratory Records: On / /_ , local geographical surveyors 
reported a sudden seismic event coming from the area now known 
as SCP-416. The Foundation was alerted after the surveyors 
reported anomalous topological features. D-class personnel were 
fitted with GPS trackers and tasked with walking across the entire 


10/10/1986 


01/10/1988 


05/10/1989 


09/10/1991 


Sullivan and event that did 
slitting his not use a 
throat with a gun. 

hunting Knife. 


James Walking up to As Mr. 
Christenson Dr. Sullivan) Christenson 
and approached 
excavating | Dr. Sullivan, 
his stomach) he began to 
with a run away 
butterfly knife. before he 
pulled out his 
knife. 
Stephen Slitting Dr. | This was the 
Contreras Sullivan's first 
wrists multipleSCP-3248-2 
times until he event that 
died of blood occurred 
loss. outside of the 
living room. 
Dr. Sullivan 
had relocated 
himself to his 
kitchen during 
this time. 
Edward Davis Breaking Dr. Sullivan 
down the had hidden 
door witha | himself in the 
sledgehammebathroom 
and crushing during this 
Dr. Sullivan's time. 
head. 
Bertha Igniting Dr. | SCP-3248 
Sullivan Sullivan using caught on fire 


a matchstick. during this 
time. 
However, at 
the end of the 
SCP-3248-1 
event, all 


02/10/1992 


12/10/1993 


04/10/1994 


07/10/1997 


10/10/2001 


Sharon 
Garcia 


damage to 
SCP-3248 
was repaired. 
Drowning Dr. Dr. Sullivan 
Sullivan in his was hiding in 
toilet. the bathroom 
again. 


Robert Brown Securing Dr, Dr. Sullivan 


Edmond 
Sullivans 


James 
Sullivan 


Mark Sullivan 


Sullivan to theattempted to 
ground with] resist this 


rope and action. 
sawing off his 

legs witha 

hacksaw. 

Ritually First noted 


sacrificing Dr. use of ritual 

Sullivan using sacrifice and 

SCP- . an SCP 
object in an 
SCP-3248-2 
event. 

Securing Dr. N/A 

Sullivan to the 

ground and 

carving a 

symbol 

belonging to 

[DATA 

EXPUNGED] 

using his 

fingernails. 

Dr. Sullivan 

eventually 

dies of blood 

loss. 

Four other | Dr. Sullivan 

party guests did not resist 

secure Dr. | during this 

Sullivan to theevent. 

ground. Mark 


Sullivan then 
picks the skin 
off of Dr. 
Sullivan's 
face and 
consumes it. 
Dr. Sullivan 
eventually 
dies of blood 
loss. 


Addendum 01: Further Notes 


¢ Dr. Sullivan held a party on October 10th, 1979, in SCP-3248 
before it gained its anomalous properties. 

¢ The guests at this party and the guests of SCP-3248-1 events 

differed greatly. 

Investigation into guests of SCP-3248-1 has revealed that all 

died between October 10th, 1979, and November 23rd, 1983. 

All were also patients of Dr. Sullivan at one point. 

Further investigation using advanced autopsy procedures on 

recoverable cadavers revealed that all of these guests died 

within three days of their medical appointments with Dr. 

Sullivan, and had SCP- 4 in circulation. 

Dr. Sullivan disappeared on November 23rd, 1983. His 

cadaver was later found in a nearby river. Cause of death 

could not be determined. 


Footnotes 

1. His wife, Bertha Sullivan, and his two children, James Sullivan 
and Mark Sullivan. 

2. It is of note that SCP-3248 cannot be exited after the SCP-3248-2 
event. 

3. Dr. Sullivan's uncle. 

4. A powerful drug capable of affecting rational thought, often 
causes subjects to seek out methods of self-termination. 


SCP-3249: Me, Us, Them, Them 


WARNING 


The following file contains information pertaining to a 
Basilisk category anomaly. By proceeding and 
reading the following file, you consent to: 


Be permanently and compulsorily assigned to SCP-3249, 
regardless of current assignment, physical or mental state, 
and/or clearance level. 

Waive the privilege to request reassignment for physical, 
mental, emotional, spiritual and/or social reasons. 

Waive the privilege to be reassigned due to physical, mental 
and/or social impediment, both temporary and permanent. 
Waive the privilege to terminate your Foundation employment 
by request. 

Waive the privilege to have your Foundation employment 
terminated through retirement. 

Waive the privilege to have your Foundation employment 
automatically terminated due to death. 

Waive the privilege to interact and/or communicate with non- 
Foundation personnel in any and all capacities. 

Waive the privilege to interact and/or communicate with 
Foundation personnel not assigned to SCP-3249 for reasons 
unrelated to the Special Containment Procedures of 
SCP-3249. 

Waive the ability to intentionally impede containment efforts 
pertaining directly or indirectly to SCP-3249. 

Unconditionally follow instructions from the research head 
assigned to SCP-3249. 

Have all of the above enforced by use of a contractual geas, 
wherein accessing the following document serves as an 


acceptance of the geas' conditions. 
[| ACCEPT THE ABOVE TERMS AND CONDITIONS] 


Memetic geas deployed. 


Item Number: SCP-3249 
Object Class: Euclid/Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: Documents 
containing SCP-3249-A infective material are to be 
acquired and restricted to 3249 Clearance only, or 
destroyed. By order of the Ethics Committee, information 
regarding the SCP-3249-B procedures that are non- 
critical to containment efforts is restricted to 3249/EC 
clearance.