Eventually he told me to ask for a ladder and screwdriver. 
Soldid,and brought them in. | tried handing Mad the 
screwdriver but he wouldn't take it. He climbed up the 
ladder and squinted into the vent but that was it, he came 
back down and told me not to be scared. So | went up and 
unscrewed the vent, all while it hissed threats at me. And 
when the cover popped off | saw this THING and | freaked 
out, almost fell down the ladder, and got down as fast as | 
could. 

Mad pats me on the shoulder and goes up, looks kinda 
surprised, but yanks out this little monster. Little vent goblin 


keeps going on and on, and Mad just slowly climbs down 
the ladder with one hand and walks over to the corner of 
the room. | don't know what he said but it sure shut the 
goblin up for a minute. Mad\ talked some more and the 
goblin nodded, Mad said something else that looked 
threatening, and then he carried the thing back up to the 
vent and told me to screw the cover back on. 

Now the thing keeps telling me what a good job I've been 
doing, try to look on the bright side. Wonder how long that'll 


Nesteberation to D-96485's hallucination has remained 
three weeks after testing, though she has not seen the 
creature outside of SCP-2428 testing. Her morale has 
improved significantly, and she has made several requests 
for other D-Class suffering from similar hallucinations to be 
transferred to SCP-2428 testing. 


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RésQtésis given SCP-2428 while D-24283 is supplied with 
a firearm. D-24282 moves in an erratic way when D-24283 
raises the weapon, causing him to miss the first shot. 
D-24282 appears to struggle against SCP-2428-1 for 
several seconds before D-24283 is able to terminate her. 
D-24283 then views SCP-2428, and after a brief pause 
raises arms in a defensive position and claims SCP-2428-1 
is assaulting him. After a struggle D-24283 appears to 
grasp something and place it in his mouth. No further 
aggression occurs in the five minutes before the effects of 


Notes 28-1 acted uncommunicative in several following 
tests, attempting to force SCP-2428-2 into the affected 
subject's mouth in two instances. 


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edited log has been included below. 


(D-24286 views SCP-2428 and explains to 
SCP-2428-1 the basic nature of SCP-1212, 
though D-24286 is unaware of its lethal nature. 
He then sits upon SCP-1212, which changes 
into a metal bar stool with a dull green 
cushion.) 


D-24286: Wow, this place is really a shit hole. 
You oversold this place pretty hard, doc. | 
don't think— Whoop, somebody's taken 
offense to that. Yeah, alright, buddy, let's have 
a go. 


(SCP-1212 interaction continues as expected 
for approximately four minutes.) 


D-24286: Oh, hey, Mister Mad. Forgot about 
you for a minute there. Sorry about that. Grab 
a drink, have some fun. (Pauses.) Nah, I'm 
fine. Having fun. Don't worry about it. 


(SCP-1212 effects continue for approximately 
two minutes.) 


D-24286: Ah, man. | dunno how much more | 
can take. I'm barely able to get this— God, 
look at you! Like it's nothing. | might have to— 
the hell? 


(SCP-1212 effects force D-24286 to motion to 
take another drink. He chokes slightly but 
otherwise finishes without issue.) 


D-24286: Fuck. Okay. Um. | can't stop. Doc, is 
this supposed to happen? Wait, hell, she can't 
hear me. Or... | can't hear her. Whatever. Um. 
Nah, | can't get up. 


(The right arm of D-24286 jerks sideways, 


likely being pulled by SCP-2428-1 in an 
attempt to get him out of SCP-1212. After forty 
seconds D-24286 stops mid-movement to 
drink.) 


D-24286: This isn't working! Maybe it'll end, or 
the doctors can knock me out or something. 


(Two minutes pass, D-24286 drinks twice.) 


D-24286: Ugh. Gonna be sick. Mad, maybe if 
you knocked me out? Would that work? | 
mean, it can't hurt to— ow! Okay, it hurt to try. 
No, don't try again. What if— wait, what are 
you— holy shit! 


(D-24286 motions as if grabbing the table or 
counter in front of himself and leans back. He 
then shields his eyes and expresses surprise 
at SCP-2428-1. After seven seconds he reacts 
as if being struck in the arm, and is moved as 
if being dragged from SCP-1212.) 


D-24286: Get off me, you asshole! 


(D-24286 pushes away and swings his fist, 
apparently connecting with his hallucinated 
assailant. He motions as if grabbing something 
nearby and swings his arm, likely using a 
bottle of alcohol as a weapon. This seems to 
work, as he then turns as if facing another 
attacker.) 


(D-24286 continues to mime a fight for 
approximately forty seconds before SCP-1212 
reverts to its default form.) 


D-24286: Wha— oh! It ended, holy shit. Ha! 
Yeah, no kidding. Hey, doc? Quick fuck you for 
all that. Hm? 


(D-24286 motions as if taking SCP-2428-2) 


D-24286: And Mad wants to know if you have 
any more tests for him. 


« SCP-2427 | SCP-2428 | SCP-2429 » 


SCP-2429: The Human Zoo 


Item #: SCP-2429 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2429 is allowed to operate 
as normal. Foundation operatives are to be covertly placed around 
SCP-2429 at all times. All entrances to SCP-2429-1 should be 
obstructed by wooden boards and display an "out of order" sign. 
Should any person without proper clearance enter SCP-2429-1 for 
any reason other than approved testing, it is to be considered a 
breach of containment. Any person who enters and exits 
SCP-2429-1 without proper clearance is to be administered a Class- 
A amnestic as soon as possible. Any person displaying obvious 
behavior typical of being affected by the anomalous properties of 
SCP-2429 is to be administered a Class-A amnestic as soon as 
possible. 


Description: SCP-2429 is The Zoo located in , 1exas. 
The zoo is, for all intents and purposes, a normal zoo. All staff and 
guests interact with the zoo as would be expected and no 
anomalous properties are immediately noticeable. The anomalous 
properties of SCP-2429 manifest only after entering and exiting a 
bathroom on the far east side of the zoo, hereafter referred to as 
SCP-2429-1. Upon entering and exiting SCP-2429-1 all of the 
animals contained within SCP-2429 appear as nude humans. This 
appearance manifests only for those who have entered and exited 
SCP-2429-1 and has no effect on other observers. The humans 
continue to exhibit behaviors typical of whatever animal would 
normally be in their enclosure, including crawling on all fours, eating 
raw meat or plant matter, animalistic vocalizations, and so on. The 
effects of SCP-2429-1 seem to be localized to SCP-2429 and do not 
effect animals elsewhere. Birds, rodents, or other animals that enter 
SCP-2429 still appear as they normally would even to those who 
have passed through SCP-2429-1. 


Many entities within SCP-2429 appear as normal human beings of 
various gender and skin tone. However, those representing animals 
vastly different from human proportion appear to have been 
surgically modified to more closely resemble the animal they 
represent. These modifications include, but are not limited to, 
lengthened arms and legs, lengthened spinal cord and torso, and 
skulls shaped to resemble snouts. Those affected by SCP-2429 
typically react in shock and horror to the confusion of those 
unaffected around them. The effects of SCP-2429-1 appear to be 
permanent but can be remedied with the use of Class-A amnestics. 


SCP-2429 entities do not seem to hold human levels of intelligence 
and all attempts to interact with or interview said entities have 
proven fruitless. Foundation researchers conducted a more 
thorough inspection after passing through SCP-2429-1 and 
concluded that the SCP-2429 entities in their human form have 
shown adapted skeletal structure typical of people walking on all 
fours. Those that have been surgically modified often have inflamed 
or infected stitching and in some cases stitches have partially 
broken leading to severe open wounds. 


Photographs and video recordings of SCP-2429 entities appear as 
normal animals except to those who have entered and exited 
SCP-2429-1. This is true even of photographs and video recordings 
taken before any individual person had exited SCP-2429-1. 


After an intensive Foundation-lead investigation it has been 
determined that all staff and corporate entities related to SCP-2429 
hold no responsibility for the anomalous nature of SCP-2429. It 
should be noted however, that the current owner and manager of 
SCP-2429 was aware that "something was wrong with" 
SCP-2429-1. He claimed that the previous owner had constructed a 
wooden barrier in front of all entrances to SCP-2429-1 and strongly 
advised ignoring SCP-2429-1 rather than "attempting to repair it." 
SCP-2429-1 is also a source of superstition among the staff at 
SCP-2429; many believing that SCP-2429-1 is "haunted" or 
"cursed." Though, these superstitions are unfounded and likely 
originate from the dilapidated appearance of SCP-2429-1. The 
previous owner of SCP-2429 was operating under an alias and his 
whereabouts are currently unknown. 


The barriers to the entrances of SCP-2429-1 seem to have been 
effective in keeping most out, and an employee only area had 
eventually been constructed around SCP-2429-1 preventing any 
guests from potentially finding their way into SCP-2429-1 explaining 
how SCP-2429 evaded Foundation attention for so long. SCP-2429 
was first brought to the Foundation's attention in 2010 through a 
twitter post by user @ who was later determined to be Robert 

of , Texas. Robert was a maintenance crew member on 
staff at SCP-2429 and decided to investigate SCP-2429-1. Upon 
viewing the anomaly of SCP-2429 he captured a video with his 
mobile phone obviously panicked and disturbed repeatedly asking 
aloud "why are there people in here?" to the confusion of those 
around him. He later posted this video to Twitter with the message 
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Foundation agents operating within 
Twitter moderation staff were able to quickly delete the post and 
trace Robert's location. It was at first suspected that Robert may 
have simply been suffering from a mental illness until a short 
interview and investigation alerted Foundation agents to SCP-2429. 
Class-A amnestics were administered to Robert before any major 
incident occurred. 


« SCP-2428 | SCP-2429 | SCP-2430 » 


Recovered from Police Records of 
[LOCATION REDACTED] 


"| woke up around 3 in the morning, and sawa 
car outside of my front door. It was a black 
Volga automobile, with curtains and white 
wheels. | do not know why | got into the car. | 
just felt like | needed to get into the back seat, 
so | did. | remember the door was heavy when 
| opened it, and the inside was clean and 
smelled like something familiar that | cannot 
place. | don’t remember anyone else in the 
Car. 


| remember seeing water out in front of me in 
the headlights, that | was moving towards it, 
and the lights all went out and | felt the car 
crash into it and go under. | held my breath as 
the water came over my head, and opened my 
eyes and saw terrible things. 


Everything was so quiet. Things watched me, 
with sad faces in the dark. There were so 
many, they touched me and | could see them 
begging me to [illegible] 


| remember screaming and beating the door, 
and the door opened and | fell out onto the 
grass. | remember spitting water and 
somebody finding me a little while later, and | 
fell asleep in the car to the hospital. 


I’m so afraid. There were black rails and 
horses, they’re waiting for everyone to come. 
A ship under everything else darker than 
anything. And the others are so sad, they want 
to touch and be happy again but they're so far 
down, and it's so dark and cold. They can’t 
come back." 


Footnotes 


SCP-2430: Immortal Hitler Clone 


Item #: SCP-2430 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2430 is to be held in a 
standard humanoid containment cell at Site-17. Tissue samples 
extracted from SCP-2430 are to be disposed of after analysis via 
incineration of said samples. 


Description: SCP-2430 is a humanoid entity with a physical 
appearance identical to the late Adolf Hitler (1889 — 1945), 
measuring at 173 cm in height and 72 kg in mass. Its internal body 
systems are consistent with those of non-anomalous humans, 
although its organs are functionless. SCP-2430's physical state 
deviates from non-anomalous humans in the following aspects: 


¢ DNA analysis indicates that SCP-2430's genetic makeup is 

derived from a combination of Sus scrofa (wild boar) and 

Capra aegagrus hircus (domestic goat). Furthermore, 

SCP-2430's skeletal system is identified to be an 

amalgamation of bones from eight different individuals. The 

identities of these individuals are unknown. 

Brain matter is composed of a mixture from a specimen of S. 

scrofa and C. aegagrus hircus. 

¢ No requirement for food, water or air, despite the presence of 

a digestive and respiratory system. 

Modifications to its nervous system such that pain sensitivity is 

heightened. 

¢ Lack of hair follicles; instead, synthetic hair strands have been 

attached onto SCP-2430's head and face such that they 

resemble the late Hitler's hair and mustache. 

Inability to produce speech. 

¢ Traces of potassium cyanide and lead fragments identified in 
SCP-2430's bloodstream and subcutis respectively. 


SCP-2430's anomalous quality is its capacity to regenerate muscle 
and skin tissues, allowing it to recover from injuries and regrow 
organs (e.g. heart and lungs) that had been removed from its body. 
Wounds and incisions on SCP-2430's body will regenerate within 
three days after causation, while organ regeneration requires up to 
two weeks; see Document 2430-A for a complete list of organ 
regeneration rates. 


However, SCP-2430's regenerative capacity does not encompass 
damages to its skeletal system and healing rate of bone fractures is 
similar to that of non-anomalous humans. Tissue samples extracted 
from SCP-2430 do not possess this regenerative capacity. 


SCP-2430 was recovered in Buenos Aires, Argentina on / /1960 in 
the residence of the late , who is associated with 
OBSKURA.! Initially discovered by Mossad agents who had 
captured , SCP-2430 was extradited to the Foundation upon 
discovery of its anomalous properties and Mossad agents’ inability 
to terminate SCP-2430. 


Addendum 2430-1: The following note was found in the residence 
of , translated from German. 


We have managed to rescue the Fuhrer and bring him to 
safety. But he is effectively dead on the inside. | blame 
the Reds for their inhumane treatment of the Fuhrer, who 
may have been bewitched by the Reds' wunderwafte. | 
wish we could mercy kill him, but we've tried everything. 
He just won't perish. Don't abandon him; he's too distinct 
in plain sight. 


Addendum 2430-2: The following notes were recovered from GRU 
Division "P" Headquarters after the organisation's collapse in 1991, 
which were the organisation's only surviving documentation on 
SCP-2430. All of which have been translated from Russian. 


01.XII.1943: Among the items of interest recovered from 
the Obskurakorps sub-camp in Janowska, they include 
about a hundred pieces of the flesh of Seehrimnir with 
human skeletons embedded in each of them. They are 
humanoid-shaped and can regrow any piece cut from 


them, so long there is the skeleton. Essentially, they are 
effectively machines coated in meat. 


13.V1.1945: Regarding application of the flesh of 
Seehrimnir, Comrade Stalin has personally reviewed and 
rejected the proposed Project Einherjar. Instead, 
Comrade Stalin has proposed and approved an 
alternative — Project Judecca.