Our basic plan will require the following in 
terms of physical space for the hardware: [Link 
redacted. Link leads to a PDF document with 
space, and power requirements for computer 
hardware]. 


Additionally, you'll need to provide space for at 
least three Quaesturas™ key-men on site. 
Each will require the following dietary 
regimine, through a feeding tube: [Link 
redacted. Link leads to a PDF document with 
dietary guidelines for what appeared to be 
three anomalous individuals]. 


using the energy gained from sound to grow newer and bigger wings 
and feathers. The louder the sound and/or the higher the frequency, 
the faster SCP-469 grows. Though it can be sustained by any 
sound, it seems to have a preference for rhythmic/musical noises, 
especially those produced by bells (see addendum). SCP-469 itself, 
however, seems to make no noise whatsoever due to the sound- 
absorbing structure of its plumage. 


Any human or animal that touches or gets too close to the surface of 
the creature will be quickly enveloped by the outstretching wings 
and drawn inside. Despite the feathers’ soft appearance, each hair 
has a sharp point that quickly pierces through clothing and into bare 
flesh, releasing a neurotoxin that immediately stimulates all the pain 
receptors in the body, as well as other stimulants to keep the victim 
from passing out too quickly. This is to make the victim scream 
loudly, thus feeding SCP-469 even more until the victim eventually 
goes into shock. SCP-469 is responsible for the loss of four 
personnel this way. Touching SCP-469 with dead or nonliving 
objects has no effect. 


All termination methods of SCP-469 have been unsuccessful. 
Flamethrowers were initially used, but the noise from the 
discharging propellant as well as the crackling flames gave SCP-469 
the energy to grow faster than it could be destroyed. Cutting and 
slicing instruments, due to their close range, resulted in failure and 
the loss of two agents. Acid immersion is being suggested. 


Addendum: No bells are to be rung anywhere near SCP-469 (No 
less than 15.24m), including alarms and recordings of bells. The 
sound of ringing bells causes the humanoid in the center to “wake 
up”, unfurling its wings and proceeding to [DATA EXPUNGED]. 


« SCP-468 | SCP-469 | SCP-470 » 


Our basic plan starts around $22 Million, but 
we can probably negotiate a bulk discount 
considering the size of your organization! 


We have higher plans available of course, and 
custom solutions are available. 


Reach out to us at moc.seigolonhcetffonedel| 
selas#moc.seigolonhcetffonedel|selas if you're 
interested! 


Looking forward to hearing from you. 


Mike Summers 
CEO 
Ledenoff Technologies 


P.S. Your corporate goons are back at home! 
They'll be fine. 


Agents Danvers and Callavatra were found in their homes with no 
memory of their time in the Ledenoff Technologies offices. 


Foundation agents infiltrated the Ledenoff Technologies office 
building, but discovered no evidence of Ledenoff technologies within 
the building. The office space registered to the corporation was 
unoccupied, but still paid monthly by a registered Ledenoff 
Technologies account. 


Power and internet usage for the building included a large portion 
going to the 17th floor, which was registered to Ledenoff 
Technologies. 


Surveillance of the entrance to the building has proven non-viable, 
as to date, no employees of Ledenoff Technologies have been 
identified other than "Mike Summers", the apparent CEO. 


Mike Summers (designated Pol- ) graduated from Carnegie Mellon 
University in 2002, with a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer 
Science. Foundation agents raided the registered address of Mike 
Summers in Toronto; however, the apartment appears to have been 


abandoned for some time. 


Mike Summers was reported missing from 2003 to 2006. Several 
sightings were made in Sochi, Russia, as well as the Balkan Region 
around this time. Ledenoff Technologies was founded by Mike 
Summers in 2007. According to incorporation records, two names 
were on the original ownership forms. The original copies of these 
forms were lost during the switch to an electronic tracking system for 
the incorporating entity in 2008. Amended ownership forms only list 
Mike Summers as the owner and CEO of Ledenoff Technologies. 
Passport records indicate that an individual listed as "K. Ledenoff" 
was recorded as entering Canada with Mike Summers in 2007. 


Information regarding K. Ledenoff can be forwarded to Director 
Stephenson. At this time, it is believed that K. Ledenoff is a potential 
Pol, due to their potential involvement in [ REDACTED ]8. 


Last updated by R. Diaghilev (REDACTION PROTOCOL CHANGED)S, 
31/12/2017 23:59:59 UTC. [REDACTED] 

Prepared by Agent Saksena, 15/10/2017 14:41:16 UTC. ten.pcs.ofni| 
aneskas.a.a#ten.pcs.ofnijaneskas.a.a 


Footnotes 

1. Agile methodologies include Scrum, Extreme Programming, 
Kanban, etc. Additional information can be foundin common 
reference material 

2. Git repositories are a standard tool for storing code ina 
centralized way in order to maintain coherent version control for a 
software system. Code is stored in the git repo in various versions, 
with all developers able to reference it globally. 


SCP-3624: Crazy Chimera Lady 


Item #: SCP-3624 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-3624-1 are to 
be monitored remotely and all civilians that come into contact with 
SCP-3624-1 instances are to be administered class A amnestics. All 
SCP-3624-1 instances of which associated subjects have expired 
(as of / /20 , four) are to be kept in standard containment units. 
The size of the cells is to be adjusted for each individual instance. 


Gol-435's operations are to be monitored and all SCP-3624 events 
are to be interrupted. Zoos and animal shelters in the designated 
high-risk zones (for details view Document-3624-G13) are to be 
monitored and all cases of missing exotic animals are to be 
screened for potential Gol-435 involvement. MTF Gamma-13 
("Rosemary's Lover") is assigned to the task of dismantling the 
organization and all relevant information is to be reported to the 
Task Force leader. 


Description: SCP-3624 is a thaumaturgic ritual consisting of a 
number of rites and gestures. It utilizes a number of requisites, most 
important being multiple animal body parts and silver knives. The 
ritual involves sewing these body parts together in a shape 
superficially resembling an animal. The shapes vary in size and form 
with the smallest documented measuring 1 m in height and 2 m in 
length and the largest 3 m in height and 12 m in length. After an 
SCP-3624 event, the body will be buried next to the site of the ritual. 
After approximately half an hour, the "animal" will become animate 
and begin displaying life functions, becoming an instance of 
SCP-3624-1. This happens regardless of how compatible the body 
parts are with each other and will take place even in biologically 
implausible cases. Organs of SCP-3624-1 instances are fully 
functioning and normal processes take place. 


These rituals are connected to a cult called "The Gravediggers" 
associated with ancient Gothic pagan beliefs (designated Group of 
Interest-435). The group regularly attempts to carry out the rituals, 
most often in relatively isolated locations. A nearly completed ritual 
was documented by Foundation operatives and other SCP-3624 
events have only slightly deviated from it. 


+ View document 
Name: Transcript of SCP-3624 Event-2 
Date: / /201 


Foreword: The second documented ritual took 
place in an abandoned church in ; 
Germany and was allowed to progress to near 
completion. The building was under 
surveillance using planted cameras and 
microphones and surrounded by Foundation 
forces. 


10:12 PM: Members of Gol-435 gather on the 
pews, while the cult leader and his helpers set 
up a wooden altar shaped in the likeness of a 
coffin. 


10:14 PM: The leader delivers a speech, 
announcing that the "time of burial" is coming 
and that the ritual will bring it closer. The 
monologue includes a description of damage 
that SCP-3624 will bring to the world and an 
assurance that the members of the "ancient 
faith" will be the only ones spared. 


10:30 PM: The ritual begins, helpers bring 
previously slaughtered animals (common 
vampire bat Desmodus rotundus, common 
cow Bos taurus, Eurasian lynx Lynx lynx, 
brown bear Ursus arctos, Atlantic cod Gadus 
morhua) to the altar and begin cutting their 
limbs. The cult starts chanting. The language 


was later identified to be ancient Germanic in 
origin. 


10:35 PM: Body parts are sewn together, the 
leader joins the chant. 


10:37 PM: Three cult members begin self- 
mutilation with knives and other sharp 
implements, severing a few of their fingers and 
throwing them on the altar. 


10:48 PM: A live pig is brought in. The animal 
is hung over the altar on scaffolding. The 
leader slits its throat and collects the blood 
with a bowl. 


10:51 PM: Four more cultists mutilate 
themselves. One tries to cut his arm at the 
elbow, but passes out from blood loss before 
completion. 


10:56 PM: After performing a number of 
gestures the cult leader begins pouring the 
blood into the mouth of the corpse. Mission 
command orders an assault on the building. 


10:57 PM: Containment team Beta enters the 
building and stops the ritual. 


Afterword: Foundation forces suffered no 
casualties. 14 Gol-435 members were 
captured including the leader, remaining 23 
were killed in action. 


An example contained instance of SCP-3624-1 is characterized by: 
¢ Head of Felis catus (house cat), 

* Torso of Canis lupus familiaris (domestic dog), 

¢ Front legs of Ursus arctos (brown bear), 

¢ Lack of hind legs, 

* Tail of Sus scrofa domesticus (domestic pig). 

It was recovered from __, Wales after reports of a "monster" in the 


nearby woods. 


The aim of the SCP-3624 ritual is presumed to be a creation of an 
entity hostile to all sentient life, based on interrogations of Gol-435 
members and collected scriptures. Despite this intended goal, 
SCP-3624-1 instances are generally friendly towards humans. The 
anomalies imitate the behavior, diet and sounds of animals that they 
superficially resemble. After becoming animate, the entities will 
begin moving around the area where ritual took place, seeking a 
person with whom they could form a relationship, referred to as 
bond. 


So far, all SCP-3624 instances have formed a bond, finding an 
"owner". Individuals that the entities view as their associated 
subjects perceive them as a common domesticated animal, such as 
dogs or cats. SCP-3624 instances form a strong relationship with 
these and will go to great lengths to protect them. The anomalies 
seem to prefer individuals isolated from the society, often targeting 
old or handicapped individuals. So far no entity has ever harmed its 
bonded subject and the relationship has even brought positive 
effects for the subjects, including improvements in mental health. 


SCP-3624 instances are strongly emotionally bonded and will enter 
catatonic state if separated from their associated subject for longer 
periods of time. If the associated person expires, the entity will show 
signs of grief and stay around the place of residence. At this stage, 
the anomalies are safe to be retrieved and are unlikely to display 
hostility, unless directly provoked. 


Addendum 3624-A: Transcript of SCP-3624 Event-1 
+ View document 
Date: / /201 


Foreword: After reports of "cultists" in an 
abandoned village in the woods near __, 
Germany a team consisting of five Foundation 
agents was dispatched, including AgentS_, 
AgentW ,AgentG ,AgentT and 
Agent D _ . The group was equipped with 


standard Foundation field kit and armed with 
9mm handguns. The operation was overseen 
by nearby Site-23. The aim of the operation 
was to determine the nature of the potential 
anomaly. 


<Begin Log> 


Command: This is Site-23, team Alpha, do 
you copy? 


AgentS :ThisisagentS _, loud and clear. 
Team is assembled and ready to go. We 
reached the end of the asphalt road, we'll 
cover the remaining distance on foot. Awaiting 
orders. 


Command: You have all been briefed on the 
subject. We have close to zero intel, so keep 
low profile and remain hidden. In case it gets 
hot, we have a containment team assembled 
and ready to go. For now head to your 
destination. 


Agent S_: Understood. 
Command: Good luck Alpha. 
Agent D_ : Hopefully we won't need it. 


Agent S_ :1 wish! shared your optimism 
D_ .Let's go. The village is good few clicks 
away. 


[IRRELEVANT DATA REMOVED] 


AgentS_ : Command, we're here. A few cars 
and a bunch of ruined wooden buildings, 
seems like only the mayors house is standing. 
We can hear chanting coming from it and the 
lights are on. No movement outside. There is a 
large hole in the ground in front of the building. 


Permission to approach? 


Command: Approved. Try to get a look 
through the windows, don't attract attention. 


AgentS :Alright.T ,W — approach from 
the Eastern side, use the bushes for 
concealment. G you're going with me. Have 
your cameras ready, we'll try to take some 
pics.D___, photograph the license plates of the 
Cars. 


Agent G_: Jesus, they are loud! How can 
they scream like this? 


Command: We're hearing it. It does not sound 
like German. Team, please confirm. 


Agent S_: Confirmed, it bears some 
resemblance, but | can't understand a word. 


Agent W __ :|say there are at least fifty 
people inside. We won't deal with that many. 


Agent S_ : We won't approach them. Stay 
hidden. 


Agent D_ : Noworries. They are nutters and 
they don't know we're here. They didn't even 
post sentries! 


Agent T :Movement!S __,do you see it? 


Agent S_: Yeah. They are leaving the 
building. Only around twenty people. Some 
seem to be missing limbs. 


Agent T _ : They are carrying something. 
What the fuck is this thing? 


Agent G_: That's a wolf head. But the torso 
is too big. It looks like a... 


Agent T _ : That's a zebra torso. It could be 
the one missing from the zoo! 


Agent S_: The legs look cat-like. Tiger? 
Agent D_ :|said, they are crazies. 


AgentS_ : Command, they are burying the... 
Thing in the hole. 


Command: Don't interfere. 
Agent W ~_: We weren't planning to. 


Agent S_ : OK, the group is getting into the 
cars. They are leaving! 


Command: Tell me you got everything on 
tape. 


Agent S__ : Sure thing. | could identify at least 
a dozen. 


Command: Alright, we'll be on the lookout for 
cars. Are they gone? 


AgentS_: Yes, we're approaching the grave 
and building. 


Agent G_: We're inside. Oh God, the smell! 
Seems like they cleaned everything up. There 
are some blood splatters. Here are the missing 
limbs! 


Agent W — : Should | start unearthing our little 
chimera? 


AgentS :Doit.D_ will join you. 
Agent De: Always getting the best job. 


Agent W ~—_: Where is your optimism? Hold 


this shovel. 

[IRRELEVANT DATA REMOVED] 
Agent D_ : Jesus Christ! Oh fuck! 
Command: Report! 

Agent D_: Get away from me! 
Agent W _ : It's alive! 

Agent S_: Stay away from it! 
Command: Alpha, report! 

Agent D_: It's running away! 


AgentS : Command? Our kitty started 
moving and then went for the woods. 


Agent G_ : Damn, it's fast! No way I'm 
chasing this! 


AgentS :D_ , you alright? 


Agent D_ : Yeah, it just... Pushed me? Kind 
of? 


Command: Alright, get your gear and head 
back. We're sending a chopper, hopefully we'll 
track this thing down from the air. 


<End Log> 


Afterword The instance of SCP-3624-1 was 
not found until ten days after, when it was 
located in close proximity to the house of 
Pol-3624-1 by a chopper. Agents who were 
part of the search operation reported hearing 
howling in the distance. Pol-3624-1 was 
apparently on a walk with the entity and was