Last communication 
received from SCP-1322-A. 
Communication consisted of 
text reading “YOU KILLED 
US. YOU DID THIS TO US. 
IN YOUR CARELESSNESS 
AND YOUR ARROGANCE 
YOU HAVE DESTROYED 
OUR POSTERITY. BUT WE 
SHALL AVENGE. WE OF 
THE LAST GENERATION 
PLEDGE AND VOW THIS. 
WE WILL FIND A WAY.” 
Monitors in SCP-1322 
containment chamber 
indicate that various 
pathogens have been 
introduced into the 
containment chamber from 
the SCP-1322-A side but 
have been isolated and 
destroyed. 

High-energy particle beam 


03.1984 


08.1984 


04.1991 


06.1991 


fired through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side, 
damaging Site-122 
containment chamber. 
Damage is promptly 
repaired. 

High-energy beam of 
coherent radiant energy 
fired through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side, 
immediately followed by the 
insertion of various 
pathogens through 
SCP-1322. Damage from 
beam repaired and 
pathogens isolated and 
destroyed. 

Directed energy weapon 
fired through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side, 
immediately followed by the 
insertion of various 
pathogens through 
SCP-1322. Damage from 
weapon repaired and 
pathogens isolated and 
destroyed. 

Beam weapon fired through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side, 
immediately followed by the 
insertion of various 
pathogens through 
SCP-1322. Damage from 
beam repaired and 
pathogens isolated and 
destroyed. 

At direction of Site-122 
administrator, Foundation 
fills containment chamber of 


07.1991 


09.1992 


10.1992 


01.1994 


12.1994 


SCP-1322 with quick-setting 
hardened ceramic. 

Ceramic dissolved by 
means of unknown solvent 
introduced through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side. 
High-energy particle beam 
fired through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side, 
immediately followed by the 
insertion of nanobots 
through SCP-1322. Damage 
from beam repaired and 
nanobots isolated and 
destroyed. 

Large numbers of nanobots 
inserted through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side 
over a long and continuous 
period. Damage to 
containment chamber from 
nanobots repaired, and 
nanobots destroyed. 

Iron rod, at least 8 kg in 
mass, fired through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side at velocity 
estimated at 200 km/sec., 
immediately followed by the 
insertion of nanobots 
through SCP-1322. Damage 
from rod repaired and 
nanobots isolated and 
destroyed. 

Beam of coherent radiant 
energy fired through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side for over 
108 continuous days. Total 


03.1995 


02.1998 


07.2006 


energy of beam over that 
period estimated at over 
1033 eV. Site-122 
extensively damaged, but 
pathogens and nanobots 
introduced through 
SCP-1322 after cessation of 
particle beam are 
successfully contained. 
Device inserted into 
chamber through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side. 
Device is activated and, 
over a 40-minute period, 
heats the atmosphere within 
the containment chamber 
into a superheated plasma, 
which damages 
containment chamber. 
Plasma successfully vented 
from chamber, and 
containment protocol altered 
so as to require chamber 
atmospheric pressure to be 
maintained at near-vacuum. 
Miniaturized two-stage 
thermonuclear weapon of 
incompletely-understood 
design introduced through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side and 
detonated. Site-122 
extensively damaged, but 
pathogens and nanobots 
introduced through 
SCP-1322 after detonation 
are successfully contained. 
Corrosive fluid pumped into 
containment chamber 
through SCP-1322 from the 


04.2007 


11.2008 


SCP-1322-A side under 
extremely high pressure. 
Pressurization of fluid 
continues after chamber is 
filled, resulting in damage to 
containment chamber. 
Pathogens and nanobots 
introduced through 
SCP-1322 after removal of 
fluid are successfully 
destroyed and facility 
repaired. 

At direction of Site-122 
Administrator, remotely- 
operated miniaturized probe 
placed in containment 
chamber and commanded 
to approach SCP-1322. 
When probe came within 3 
meters of SCP-1322, a 
series of iron rods, each at 
least 8 kg in mass, were 
fired through SCP-1322 at 
high velocities comparable 
to that experienced in 
01.1994 incident. Rods 
destroyed probe and 
caused extensive damage 
to Site-122, which was 
promptly repaired. 

Gas of unknown 
composition introduced into 
chamber through SCP-1322 
from the SCP-1322-A side 
under pressure. Following 
introduction, additional 
substance introduced 
through SCP-1322 resulting 
in extremely rapid phase- 
change of gas into solid with 


greater intermolecular 
separation than gas, which 
exerts pressure on chamber 
sides resulting in extensive 
damage. Solid then rapidly 
evaporates, following which 
pathogens and nanobots 
are introduced. Pathogens 
and nanobots destroyed 
and facility repaired. 

06.20 Several miniaturized 
thermonuclear weapons 
introduced through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side and 
detonated, followed by 
several high-energy particle 
beams being fired through 
SCP-1322 from the 
SCP-1322-A side at various 
angles. Site-122 extensively 
damaged, but pathogens 
and nanobots introduced 
through SCP-1322 after 
cessation of particle beams 
are successfully contained. 


Footnotes 

1. Approximate phonetic rendering of the term for "homeworld" used 
by the population of SCP-1322-A with whom communication has 
been established. 


« SCP-1321 | SCP-1322 | SCP-1323 » 


SCP-1323: A County Fair 


Item #: SCP-1323 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Baseline containment of access 
points to SCP-1323 consists of passive monitoring of nearby 
communities in order to identify solicitations for contributions to 
SCP-1323's contests. Solicitations typically appear approximately 
7-10 weeks prior to each access point's activation in the form of 
large parchment or vellum notices glued onto the sides of various 
buildings. Once a solicitation has been identified, D-class with 
relevant skills are to be selected and provided appropriate materials 
to create an entry for each competition. Entries are to be delivered 
to the access point immediately once they have been completed, 
and no later than 10 days prior to the activation of the access point. 


Active containment is only necessary once an access point 
activates, and consists of erecting security checkpoints immediately 
outside the access point under the guise of "anti-terrorism security 
measures". All individuals attempting to enter SCP-1323 will be 
provided a "membership wristband" which is to contain a miniature 
GPS tracker, wireless camera, microphone and transmitter. 
Attempts to fully prevent civilians from entering SCP-1323 have 
resulted in individuals spontaneously appearing in SCP-1323, 
usually escorted by an employee of SCP-1323. 


Description: SCP-1323 denotes both an anomalous region of 
space that can only be accessed from one of four access points 
located in the British counties of [REDACTED] and the event that 
occurs within this region. The interior of SCP-1323 resembles a 
large open field, with permanently cloudy or overcast skies. Travel in 
any direction will result in a return to the main activity soace. Each 
access point is active for 7-12 consecutive days at some point 
during the months of October and November. Only one access point 


is active at any given time. Each access point is located no more 
than 1.5 km from the closest SCP-2952 terminal. 


Located in this field is a fairground, consisting of an exhibition hall, a 
livestock pavilion, and a sideshow. Interspersed throughout the 
fairgrounds are a variety of information and ticket kiosks, food stalls, 
and wandering entertainers. All buildings appear to be made of 
heavily weathered and cracked granite blocks, and non-permanent 
structures such as game stalls are typically constructed of aged 
wood, threadbare cloth, and lightly corroded non-ferrous metals. 


The exhibition hall contains a large array of entries into various 
judging competitions. All entries are homemade and categories have 
included quilts, jams and jellies, photography (with separate 
categories for black and white, color, and Kirlian), swords and 
daggers, gemstone statuary, watercolor paintings, embroidery, and 
musical instruments. The top three winners in each category will 
have a leather sack! appear within their primary residence 
coinciding with the deactivation of the applicable access point. Each 
sack contains 13 coins composed of a pure metal, weighing 1 pound 
(0.4536 kg) each, with the first place winner receiving gold coins, the 
second place winner receiving silver coins, and the third place 
winner receiving copper coins. 


Entrants in any category receive "free passes" to SCP-1323 and are 
allowed access to "employee restricted" areas. Surveillance 
recorded from D-class personnel reveal that this restricted area 
appears to be underground, with earthen walls and ceilings. 
Although entrants are generally confined to large rooms, D-class 
have previously been able to access other areas, which appears to 
be a complex system of passageways whose layout is topologically 
inconsistent. Fairground employees can occasionally be seen 
moving through these passages, although they will uniformly escort 
non-employees back to the original chamber if seen. 


The livestock pavilion is separated into quarters, each containing a 
different category of animal. These are bovines (various breeds of 
cattle), equines (various breeds of horses and unicorns), canines 
(various breeds of hunting dogs and wolves), and porcines (pigs, 
hogs and boars). In addition to the judged competitions for best 
example of each animal category, there are irregular exhibition 


demonstrations involving the animals, such as trick riding, obstacle 
courses, and death matches. 


The sideshow consists of a variety of games, rides, and attractions. 
These include standard attractions such as ring-toss, bobbing for 
apples, skee-ball, carousels, ferris wheels and mirror mazes, as well 
as anomalous attractions such as shooting ranges, freak-shows, 
and "guess your weight" boothss. Participation in any of these 
requires from 1 to 15 tickets. 


The food stalls sell typical fair food, such as roasted poultry legs, 
deep-fried sweets (ice cream, snack cakes, chocolate sandwich 
cookies, and ambrosia have all been previously identified), candy 
floss, caramel apples, beer, and lemonade. Prices range from 5-10 
tickets. Approximately 17% of all patrons known to have ingested 
these foodstuffs fail to leave SCP-1323 before the local access point 
deactivates, and have been later identified as fair employees. 


The information kiosks provide maps of the fairgrounds, program 
schedules, and sell the tickets that are used throughout the fair. 
Ticket prices are constant across appearances of SCP-1323 and 
consist of the following: 


T ticket a joyful laugh and a sorrowful tear 
5 tickets a cherished memory 

T0 tickets a year and a day 

25 tickets a lost love 

100 tickets a favor 


Civilians and Foundation personnel who purchase tickets will display 
a variety of mental, emotional, and behavioral abnormalities for up to 
7 years, and frequently report a compulsion or sense of foreboding if 
they are prevented from following any unusual or abnormal impulses 
during that time. 


Fairground employees are all dressed in clothing and costumes 
consistent with styles from the early 20th century. The behavior and 
terminology of the employees is strongly reminiscent of stereotypical 
carnival barkers from that same time period. Only 37% of employees 
appear to be human, while the remainder are anomalous 
humanoids. Their morphology varies considerably from individual to 
individual, including heights ranging from approximately 75-215 cm; 


skin tones including pure white, various shades of blue and green, 
and dark brown; and exaggerated or non-standard placement of 
facial features. All attempts to interview employees, or interact with 
them in any way other than as part of their duties, are rebuffed with 
suggestions to "take it up with management." No member of 
"management" has ever been located despite repeated requests for 
interviews and exploration of restricted areas. 


Any aggressive actions taken towards the employees, other patrons, 


fairground structures, or contest entries result in the rapid 
appearance? of large, muscular entities who eject the offending 
individual from the active access point. Individuals so ejected are 
unable to enter any access point in the future, and typically display 
minor cosmetic changes such as unnatural skin pigmentation 
changes, rapid cartilage growth of the face and head, and increased 
body hair growth rate. These cosmetic changes are permanent, and 
will rapidly restore themselves if surgically corrected. 


Due to the overlapping time frames that SCP-1323 and SCP-2523 
can be accessed, as well as the demeanors of the respective 
proprietors, a connection has been hypothesized. Inquiries 
regarding SCP-2523 have resulted in the aforementioned large 
entities appearing and demanding a cessation of this line of 
questioning. Failure to comply has resulted in permanent ejection, 
similar to threatening fairground staff. 


Footnotes 

1. DNA analysis of the leather matchesBos taurus. 

2. The targets are small live humanoids, labelled as "goblins" or 
"pixies" by the game stall employees. 

3. All D-class who have tried this type of game have had their 
weights immediately and radically altered to match that guessed, 
regardless of the degree of the mass change. 

4. Longest recorded response time was 2.6 seconds 


« SCP-1322 | SCP-1323 | SCP-1324 » 


SCP-1324: A Printer's Purpose 


Item #: SCP-1324 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1324 is to be kept in a 
secured storage locker when not in use for testing purposes. A 
dedicated computer with no access to other networks should be 
used for the purposes of entering data in experiments involving 
SCP-1324. See Document 1324-c for further information. 


Description: SCP-1324 is a Hewlett-Packard printer/scanner/ 
copier, with a small LCD screen and a control panel on the upper 
left-hand side allowing the input of data. 


The anomalous properties of SCP-1324 become apparent upon its 
copying, scanning or printing functions being used. Upon any of 
these being selected, the LCD screen will display a form requesting 
information involving the subject matter of the input document to be 
provided. The output of these operations will display significant 
changes from the original. Several output documents have been 
noted to possess added text describing their content. 


The software used by SCP-1324 has proven to be identical to that 
present in non-anomalous examples of the same model. Attempts at 
removing SCP-1324's hard-drive and replacing it with one froma 
normal instance has failed to negate the behaviour of the device; 
while installing SCP-1324's hard-drive in a normal multifunction 
printer or copying its software has failed to replicate its anomalous 
properties. 


Document 1324-a: The following is a copy of the aforementioned 
form presented by SCP-1324. 


Name of species photographed: 


Current population (number): 


Description of the species’ anatomy, physiology and life- 
cycle: (carnivore/herbivore), lifespan, frequency of 
reproduction, etc. 


Description of the species’ environment: 


Document 1324-b: A copy of the original text presented by 
SCP-1324 upon accessing its “Help” section, prior to Incident 
1324-2 (see below). 


Hello. | am here to help you simulate the evolution of any 
species you give me. You can rest knowing that | am 
knowledgable[sic] on all matters of biology. Simply enter 
the information on the creature and describe what perils 
it faces, and | will adapt it to best survive. 


Experiment Log 1324 
Experiment 1324-01 


Input image: Three (3) Drosophila melanogaster (fruit 
fly) specimens.