Two more tests and two more anomalies: one 
mental, another probabilistic. That thought 
from the night previous is gnawing at my mind. 
Again, | must praise 21025 for its accuracy. 
None of these anomalies is obvious to an 
outside observer. | heard that 29898's requires 
her to be in the presence of a large number of 
bees before it takes effect. What are the 
chances she would have discovered that on 
her own? It's nothing like [CLASSIFIED 
INFORMATION REDACTED] but at least 
we're ferreting them out. I've spoken with my 
supervisor; if we keep finding anomalies, we're 
never going to have a baseline test. She 
wasn't keen on moving to non-D personnel 
tests, but | emphasized the volunteer aspect. 
Made it sound like a team-building exercise. 
We'll see. 

MC 


01/24/20 
Researcher L_, our linguist, was the only one 
willing to volunteer. He's not even part of my 


team! Still grateful for the opportunity. | am 

doubly so now. Let's just say he found out who 

his mother is and the Director of the site SCP- 
is housed in is being thoroughly 

investigated for misconduct. What else can we 

find with this thing? 

MC 


01/25/20 

Pishkin volunteered, said seeing L go 
through it gave her confidence. Machine says 
she's comprised of 35% fungal rhizomes, 
mostly in the left leg. How did that get missed 
during physicals? Tried leaning on Watkins to 
volunteer, he's always idolized me. Starting to 
think testing everyone is a good idea, for the 
good of humanity and the Foundation and all 
that. I'll certainly be taking a good, long look at 
anyone who refuses. 

MC 


02/01/20 
theyre all anomalous all of them watkins 
rutherford williamson oh my god 


02/05/20 

Another terrible thought: What if everyone has 
an anomaly? What if the machine puts them 
No, that's stupid. But what if all these tiny, 
easily overlooked anomalies are actually par 
for the course? What if this machine is the only 
way to find them? What few of us are normal 
humans? How far does this go? Supervisors, 
site directors, Overwatch? | have to test 
everyone | can. 

MC 


Note: Final entry left on a computer terminal outside 
Testing Chamber 10 on 02/18/20 . 


| dont have long but | must make this final 


entry | have to know | have to find the 
anomalies | have to know the machine doesnt 
put them there | have to know whats inside me 
| know something is there but what is it theyre 
taking it away and sending me to counseling 
idont need counselingimrunningoutofti 


End note: Due to the dismissal of his entire team and 
seeming mental breakdown, Dr. Chaudhuri was 
remanded to psychological counseling. After missing his 
first appointment, security were sent to detain him. Upon 
reaching Testing Chamber 10, personnel reported an 
explosion. From surveillance footage, the events are 
reconstructed as follows: 


16:48: Dr. Chaudhuri is seen typing furiously 
on a terminal outside Testing Chamber 10, 
where Anomalous Item 21025 is kept. 


16:50: Dr. Chaudhuri activates Al 21025's 
scanning function and enters the primary unit. 


16:53: Security arrives at Testing Chamber 10. 
A small-yield explosion occurs in Al 21025's 
primary unit, approximately in the position 
occupied by Dr. Chaudhuri's sternum. Dr. 
Chaudhuri is killed and both Testing Chamber 
10 and Al 21025 are damaged, the latter 
severely enough to impede function. 


Preliminary reports suggest that while restoring the 
structure of Al 21025 is possible, its functionality remains 
beyond our capacity to replicate. Dr. Samantha Gordi, 
Supervisor for Site-145 Anomalous Items Testing, has 
formally recommended against attempting to repair Al 
21025, given its influence on Dr. Chaudhuri. Further 
study will be necessary to determine whether 
functionality can be reverse-engineered. 


+ Final note 


During cleanup and examination of the remains of Al 
21025, Researcher Watkins discovered the following 
inscription etched on the back of the secondary unit: 


FOO 
UZ IT 


Inscription reproduced as accurately as possible. The 
letters originally went unnoticed due to placement and 
being very shallowly inscribed. It is believed the 
explosion destroyed most of the inscription, but char and 
soot made the remaining letters more prominent. 
Linguistic analysis is ongoing. 


-Dr. Gordi 


Footnotes 
1.Possibly also a Class-5 Temporal Singularity.-Dr. |, Temporal 
Division 


« SCP-2320 | SCP-2321 | SCP-2322 » 


SCP-2322: Being Shirley Gillespie 


Item #: SCP-2322 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-2322 is to 
be locked and kept under guard at all times. It is to be labeled as a 
high-security records room, and all research materials are to be 
stored next door. SCP-2322 is located across from the former 
Director's office for Site-77. 


A record of Director Shirley Gillespie's actions on January 11th, 
1999 has been created. Director Gillespie was heavily involved in 
the creation and maintenance of this record. To ensure the most 
accurate possible result, adjustments to the SCP-2322 database are 
to be checked against Foundation records from the time. 


Description: SCP-2322 designates a replica of Site-771 accessible 
from within Site-77. Remote analysis of SCP-2322's interior has 
proven impossible, with all equipment indicating that the entrance to 
SCP-2322 is a blank wall within Site-77. Furthermore this room does 
not appear on Site-77's blueprint. 


Personnel who enter SCP-2322 will find themselves in a replica of 
how Site-77 appeared on January 11th, 1999 at 6:30AM. All 
personnel, anomalous objects, and inanimate objects have been 
replicated2, and will behave consistently in every loop. All replicated 
personnel within SCP-2322 will identify the subject as Shirley 
Gillespie, who was Site-77's director at this time. 


Foundation personnel have determined that in order to remain within 
SCP-2322, subjects must be able to recreate all actions performed 
by Director Gillespie on January 11th, 1999. All actions which occur 
within SCP-2322 are on a loop, replicating the events which 
occurred during this time. 


If a subject is not able to act as Director Gillespie convincingly, 
whether by acting suspiciously or not following the scripted actions, 
they will be escorted out of the building by security. In addition, 
personnel who were present at Site-77 during this time are unable to 
open any doors or operate any equipment while acting as Director 
Gillespie. 


Essential Events Document 


Document 2322-T: 

SCP-2322- Essential 
Actions RE: Director 
Gillespie on 01/11/99 


The following document details actions which 
must be performed in order to ensure the 
continuation of the SCP-2322 loop. While 
some actions appear to be optional, or 
possible to perform in multiple ways, it is 
known that not performing these directions 
exactly will result in immediate ejection from 
SCP-2322. 


7:30AM: Director Gillespie arrives in her office, 
and begins a telephone discussion with 
Security Director Anderson regarding the 
upcoming day's operations. Meeting is 
concluded at 9:48 AM. Subjects are instructed 
to 'Smile and Nod' due to the fact that Security 
Director Anderson (and all other personnel on- 
site) are unintelligible. 


10:00AM: Director Gillespie spends the day 
working on high-level documentation being 
prepared for review with Overwatch 
Command. Foundation personnel acting as 


Director Gillespie cannot fill out these 
documents, due to the fact that they are 
written in an inconsistent and indecipherable 
language. Subjects must lock the office door to 
prevent Anderson from entering the office at 
11:18 AM. Allowing him to enter immediately 
causes the current SCP-2322 loop to 
terminate. 


1:00PM: Exiting her office, Director Gillespie 
heads to the cafeteria for lunch. 


3:00PM: Oversaw the moving of anomaly 
E-88123, an unclassified anomaly, from the 
West humanoid containment wing to the East 
humanoid containment wing. Notably, Director 
Gillespie has an extended conversation with 
E-8812, and documentation from the following 
weeks shows that she recommended 
additional amenities be added to its 
containment chamber.4 


11:00PM: Dr. Gillespie leaves Site-77. 


At the end of their time within SCP-2322, subjects will be blindfolded 
by the replica security, and escorted to a room with no 
corresponding location within the actual Site-77. The walls and 
ceiling of this room are not visible. An LCD television set is present 
on the floor, and will display a rank of the subject's performance on 
a scale of 1-10, with a picture of Director Gillespie smiling appearing 
if the subject scores above a 6. Subjects who score a 3 or below will 
be unable to re-enter SCP-2322. Following the scoring, the subject 
will be ejected from SCP-2322. 


Actions which are known to improve the subject's ranking include: 


* Knowing the names of the individual members of Site-77 
Director Gillespie sees during the day. 

¢ Taking any time during the day to move through Site-77's 
containment area. 

¢ Looking over knitting designs which Director Gillespie kept in 


SCP-261 Power Status: Unpowered 

Item description: "Jelly Joybeans - Assorted Emotions." Packaging 
is a semi-transparent plastic in English. Contents are an assortment 
of colored jelly beans. When consumed, subject is overcome with a 
specific emotional state for 3 - 5 seconds. Initial testing revealed a 
correlation between bean color and the emotion experienced; red is 
joy, blue is sadness, pink is sexual arousal, yellow is fear, green is 
anger, and purple is jealousy. Analysis revealed several chemicals 
known to interfere with human neurotransmitters as well as an 
accelerant. 


Money entered: 1500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: “Colonel Frosty’s Mystical Ice Bomb!” made by 
Kraft. Contained in a light blue box roughly 5 cm x 5cm x 5cm. 
According to the label it was Pomegranate-Grapefruit flavored. 
Inside the box was a sphere the size of a marble with a small button 
on the side. The object exuded fumes of a room-temperature 
reddish-orange gas. When subject pressed the button on the side 
the sphere lit up brightly before exploding in a cloud of smoke that 
filled the room. After the smoke cleared, it was revealed that all 
surfaces in the entire room, including all staff present, were coated 
in a reddish-orange frost. The frost was entirely edible and tasted of 
sugar and citric acid. All conventional means of cleanup failed; the 
only successful method of removing the frost was through licking. It 
took a total staff members licking the break room and all staff 
present during the explosion for an hour before it was clean. 


Money entered: 198 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: A cellophane packet whose label read "Powdered 
milk with extra spiders - just add water and stir!"; when the contents 
of the packet were added to a glass of water and stirred, the result 
was a glass of skim milk containing 85 small live spiders. 


Money entered: 2000 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: Large unlabeled clear plastic canister containing 
assorted hard candy shaped like various multi-sided dice akin to 
those used in tabletop gaming. Each numbered side produced a 


her office drawer. 
* Spending less than 20 minutes eating. 
* Spending more than 30 minutes speaking to E-8812. 


Once it has been vacated, a new subject may enter SCP-2322. 
Addendum: SCP-2322 testing log. 


Date: 04/13/2002 

Procedure: Human subject was sent through SCP-2322 
after being briefed on SCP-2322's anomalous properties. 
Result: Subject was able to pass through SCP-2322 as 
expected. 

Notes: Baseline test. 


Date: 04/22/2002 

Procedure: Humanoid subject with anomalous 
properties, which caused subjects to perceive them as a 
small dog. Other than this, subject was briefed normally. 
Result: No change. 

Notes: The anomalous nature of a subject appears to be 
irrelevant. 


Date: 04/30/2002 

Procedure: The first in a series of attempts to obtain a 
‘perfect’ score, Subject was briefed thoroughly on 
Director Gillespie's activities during the day. Able to 
follow through, however the subject was injured in a slip- 
and-fall accident, and ejected from SCP-2322. 

Result: Subject was not ranked, and was ejected by 
SCP-2322 Security personnel after being injured. 
Notes: N/A 


Date: 05/29/2002 

Procedure: Subject was briefed thoroughly on Director 
Gillespie's activities during the day, and was able to 
successfully accomplish all actions apart from interaction 
with E-8812, due to the subject being unable to locate 
the humanoid containment wings of the facility. 

Result: Subject was able to proceed through SCP-2322, 
however they recalled that all site personnel were 


passive-aggressive towards them. No other notable 
digressions from previous loops were noted. 
Notes: N/A 


Following this test, the behavior of E-8812 has been noted to be 
variable, with the object frequently taking the place of random Site 
personnel and other humanoid SCP objects. In addition, when the 
subject interacted with E-8812, its behavior was consistent with a 
recognition of the subject's true identity. 


Date: 06/14/2002 

Procedure: Subject was an experienced Foundation 
contractor, instructed to obtain a weapon and begin 
attacking Site personnel indiscriminately, instead of 
going through the loop. 

Result Subject was killed within SCP-2322, and ejected 
by force 45 minutes after entering. 

Notes: Although they were killed while within SCP-2322, 
the subject was ejected unharmed at the end of the 
cycle. Subject could not account for the additional time 
spent within SCP-2322. 


Date: 06/22/2002 

Procedure: Subject was instructed to proceed through 
SCP-2322 normally, but to display extreme deference to 
E-8812 if they encountered it. After concluding the 
encounter with E-8812, the subject was to begin 
indiscriminately attacking Foundation personnel within 
the Site. 

Result Subject was able to cause significantly more 
destruction and death than in previous tests, and was 
captured alive. Subject was held in a cell until the 
termination of the loop instead of being terminated as in 
previous tests involving violence on the part of the 
subject. 

Notes: Subject was able to recall hearing E-8812's voice 
angrily addressing unknown subjects outside of their 
holding cell. Subject was ejected following a standard 
evaluation, receiving a score of 4. 


Date: 07/02/2002 


Procedure: Subject was instructed to follow the normal 
script, but to exhibit hostility and contempt towards 
E-8812. In addition, during the meeting with Security 
Director Anderson, subjects are to instruct him to 
terminate the anomaly. 

Result: Subject was not released from SCP-2322. In 
addition, the next subject to go through the SCP-2322 
process noted that the appearance of E-8812 had been 
altered to that of the lost subject. This version of E-8812 
did not recognize the test subject, and no other traces of 
the subject have been found. 

Notes: Subject remains unrecovered. 


| know that a lot of personnel have come to me asking if | 
am aware of the nature of this anomaly, and | feel that | 
must clear up my interactions with E-8812. | only ever 
saw it once, and we had a brief conversation where it 
described its living conditions. | recommended a few 
improvements, and some of them were implemented. 
That's it. I'm already cooperating with Site-77 research 
personnel to improve testing procedures. Do not bother 
me about this if you aren't one of them. 


- Director Gillespie 


Footnotes 

1. An Italian Foundation high-volume containment facility 

2. To varying levels of detail 

3. This anomaly was reclassified as Neutralized 1 year before 
SCP-2322 became active 

4. These recommendations were not adopted, apart from one 
amenity request for a bookshelf.