Through intermediaries at Marshall, Carter and Dark, the 13 
surviving members of the STC research team contacted the 
Department of Psychical Concerns, and secured employment there 
in June 1999. In early 2001, the newly revitalised department was 
expanded into its own division and renamed “Extraglobal 
Operations”, accompanied by a shift in focus away from the passive 
study of anomalies to active exploitation. It is also around this time 
that experimental prototypes of SCP-2791-like systems were first 
created, utilising thaumaturgical techniques originally developed at 
the STC. 


The Foundation was made aware of SCP-2791 in February 2010, 
when SCP-738-1 activated spontaneously and began composing 


documents at a rate of 20 pages per second. The documents 
demanifested upon completion, rendering study difficult. SCP-738 
initially refused to disclose the cause of its activation, referencing 
“client confidentiality”. After a deal for this information was 
authorised,? SCP-738 then revealed that it had been remotely 
contacted by EO staff three months previously, and had been in 
constant communication with them since to negotiate the terms of a 
complex multi-party contract for [REDACTED].19 


Voluntary containment of EO staff at the Advisory Containment Site 
was achieved in October 2010. 


Incident Log: The incident log for SCP-2791 is given below. 


Vv Show SCP-2791 Incident Log Vv 
Date incident 
2010-02-17 Deal for [REDACTED] with 


SCP-738 authorised for 
cause of activation, alerting 
Foundation to the existence 
of SCP-2791. 

2010-02-21 Correspondence begins 
with Extraglobal Operations 
department at ITCD Bank. 
Paul Ritter, Extraglobal 
Operations Head of 
Regulatory Compliance, is 
designated Foundation 
Liaison Officer by ITCD 
Bank and becomes 
Foundation’s primary 
contact in EO. 


2010-10-01 Voluntary containment of 
EO department achieved. 
2010-12-03 Senior Researcher 


Dell'Avaro''’s first draft of 

GARMR put into effect. 
2011-04-24 Initial census places 

SCP-27917 at 90,142 oaths. 
2011-07-11 SCP-2791 reaches 100,000 


2012-05-26 


2012-06-15 


2013-01-09 


2014-06-03 


2014-06-15 


2014-09-22 


oath milestone. 

Junior Researcher 
[REDACTED]. 

Five SCP-2791 containment 
personnel, including Senior 
Researcher Dell'Avaro!2 
[REDACTED] 

In response to Incidents 
2791/2012-05-26 and 
2791/2012-06-15, all current 
and potential SCP-2791 
containment personnel are 
to be assessed using the 
Global Non-conscious 
Personality Test (GNPT). 
Recruitment guidelines now 
consider any of the following 
GNPT values to be definite 
grounds for disqualification: 
HEDONISM1 metric greater 
than 57; MATERIALIST3 
metric greater than 61; 
LOYAL2F metric lower than 
70; SELFIMPORT metric 
greater than 73; 
AMBITIOUS _ COMPLEX 
total score greater than 407. 
SCP-2791 reaches 
1,000,000 oath milestone. 
Paul Ritter steps down as 
Extraglobal Operations 
Head of Regulatory 
Compliance and Foundation 
Liaison Officer, replaced by 
Senior Vice President Matt 
Deil’Avaro. 

Application to upgrade 
SCP-2791 from Euclid to 
Keter filed by: Senior 
Researcher Recht. 


2014-09-29 


2014-11-03 


2014-11-04 


2015-06-19 


2016-02-26 


2016-12-08 


Footnotes 


Application rejected by: Site 
Director Leroux. 

P1 application to upgrade 
SCP-2791 from Euclid to 
Keter filed by: Junior 
Assistant Researcher Recht 
and Senior Researcher 
Dharamvir Singh. 
Application rejected by: 
05-6. 

Major oath non-completion 
incident: unexpected 
fluctuation in the price of 
Nigerian cornmeal results in 
ITCD Bank being unable to 
fulfil the terms of oath 
SCP-2791-2144925-17. 
Entire population of 
Bielefeld, Germany, which 
had been named as 
collateral in the deal, is 
subsequently consumed by 
mediating entity "Balgo'th 
Junior”. 

SCP-2791 reaches 
5,000,000 oath milestone. 
SCP-2791 reaches 
10,000,000 oath milestone. 


1. General Agreement on the Regulation and Maintenance of 
Reality, 2015. See Document 2791-A for full text. 
2. Reworded at the request of Extraglobal Operations staff, 


authorised 2014-06-18 


3. See Document 2791-D for passive incentivisation and 


encouragement guidelines. 
4. Observed examples include exposed bone structures, whole-body 
aplasia cutis (missing skin layers), and polymelia (multiple limbs). 


5. Observed examples include ungulate (hooved animal) cranial 
horns, and chiropteran (bat-like) wings. 


6. All SCP-2791 Researchers and Containment Specialists above 
Assistant level are expected to cultivate a good understanding of 
graph theory. For a primer, see Brooks, William, “Graph Theory for 
Anomalous Network Containment” inMathematical Concepts for 
Foundation Personnel, ed. Agnarsson, Helgi (Site 14: Sable Cage 
Press, 1995), 96. 

7. Why this occurs is not yet understood. It is unclear how Khr'zrgzh, 
and entities of the same class, perceive reality in our home 
dimension. 

8. Reading tea leaves. 

9. For details, see [LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED TO 
ACCESS THIS DOCUMENT] 

10. The Foundation was not able to prevent the deal’s completion. 
11. ERROR: No employee profile for this name can be found. The 
link may contain a spelling error, or this person may no longer be a 
current Foundation employee. 

12. ERROR: No employee profile for this name can be found. The 
link may contain a spelling error, or this person may no longer be a 
current Foundation employee. 


« SCP-2790 | SCP-2791 | SCP-2792 » 


SCP-2792: Sarah Snow Rabbit 


Item #: SCP-2792 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2792 is to be contained in 
Secure Holding Cell 368 (SHC 368) on Site-45-C. SHC 368 has 
been modified to tolerate a minimum internal temperature of -225° 
C. Equipment and luxuries expected to interact with SCP-2792 must 
also be equipped to survive these conditions. SHC 368 must be 
equipped with high-capacity heating vents to counteract extreme 
cold in the case of an emergency or emotional instability. 


All personnel entering SHC 368 are to wear at least Class-A 
insulated environment suits. If for any reason SCP-2792 leaves its 
cell, all Site-45-C personnel must vacate to either Site-45-A or 
Site-45-B. In accordance with Hayward Protocol, SCP-2792 is 
allowed counseling every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 


Description: SCP-2792 is the collective term for SCP-2792-1 and 
SCP-2792-2. 


SCP-2792-1 is a white rabbit doll with red hands and legs, black 
button eyes, and gauze cloth wrapped around its head, neck, and 
wrists. It is composed primarily of polyester cotton, and has a core 
temperature of approximately —210° C. With SCP-2792-2 inhabiting 
it, SCP-2792-1 is capable of movement at speeds averaging 4 km/h. 


The temperature surrounding SCP-2792 is lowered to an extreme 
degree, reaching -45 °C on average, but this does not come from 
SCP-2792-1 directly. If left uncontained, the weather within a 72km 
radius will be similarly altered, often causing blizzard or extreme 
snowfall conditions. SCP-2792 is capable of consciously lowering 
the surrounding temperature further’, but is unable to raise it past 
-21°C. If not focusing on managing its effects, the temperature will 
return to -45°C. 


SCP-2792-2 is former agent Sarah Crowely. SCP-2792-2 is 197 cm 
tall, suffering from stage 1 SCP-1903 infection, and has become a 
semi-corporeal2 entity. Despite this, SCP-2792-2 exhibits greater 
strength than that formerly observed in Agent Crowely. Before 
designation, Agent Sarah Crowely died while exploring SCP-1619. 


SCP-2792-2 is capable of inhabiting SCP-2792-1 and controlling it 
as if it were a body. SCP-2792 instances can not be further than 5 
meters away from each other. If moved away from SCP-2792-1, 
SCP-2792-2 will disappear, and will reappear inhabiting 
SCP-2792-1. 


SCP-2792 has a known connection to a Brutus-Class Demiurge 
entity known as "Sari", who originated and died in SCP-2746. Agent 
Sarah Crowely, SCP-2792, and Sari are expected to have been the 
same person in different points in time. SCP-2792's effect on the 
surrounding temperature is suspected to be related to Sari, who was 
often associated with harsh blizzards in SCP-2746. 


Addendum-2792-1: SCP-2792 was found on 12/20/20 in the 
Mojave Desert unintentionally causing a large-scale ground blizzard. 
Information on this event could not be concealed due to the resulting 
blizzard reaching Las Vegas, but ties to SCP-2792 or any 
Foundation involvement were successfully contained. Currently, the 
blizzard has been publicly labeled as a "freak weather event." 


SCP-2792 was found near a previously airtight case produced by 
Prometheus Labs, which SCP-2792 broke while trying to free itself. 


Forward-2792 


SCP-2792 Documents 


The following is a collection of logs and interviews pertaining to 
SCP-2792's time spent with Prometheus Labs, as well as recovered 
documentation from Prometheus Labs. Due to SCP-2792's history 
with the Foundation, other SCP Files may be referenced. 


These Documents are provided under jurisdiction of Hayward 
Protocol, and may only be viewed by Site-45 psychiatric staff, staff 
with specialized 2792 clearance, the current Site-45 Administrator, 

and those with O5 designations. 


Interview-2792-0 
Interviewed: SCP-2792, referenced as Sarah 


Interviewer: Dr. Crot 


Foreword: This interview took place after SCP-2792's identity as 
Agent Sarah Crowely was confirmed to be true ( days after 
containment). Dr. Crot was chosen because of their friendly relations 
to SCP-2792 while it was employed by the Foundation. SCP-2792 
was referred to as "Sarah" by Dr. Crot over the course of this 
interview. 


<Begin Log> 
Dr. Crot: Well, hello Sarah. 


SCP-2792: [pauses] "Sarah?" Not "SCP-whatever-my- 
number-is"? | take it you found better evidence than just 
how | know why there was a fist shaped hole in the 
ladies locker room in 1930? 


Dr. Crot: Y-yeah, we did. And yes, you and Stuart 
[DATA EXPUNGED]. 


SCP-2792: [laughs] Pffft, | can't believe you've 
remembered that after all these years. When did | tell 
you that? | think it was when | was drunk off my ass 
during the Halloween party eons ago. 


Dr. Crot: Well, it was pretty memorable, don't you think? 
We still have that huge dent you left in one of the lockers 
to admire. 


SCP-2792: Wait, seriously? Its been almost 40 years! Is 
it still working? 


Dr. Crot: Miraculously. 
SCP-2792: Damn! Well, at least they replaced the sinks. 


Dr. Crot: Yeah... Well, it's good to know you're making 
light of all this. A good sign that you're recovering. Do 
you think you're ready to talk about your time at 
Prometheus? 


SCP-2792: | uh... | can try... Can't you just... | don't 
know, go through Prometheus's medical records? 


Dr. Crot: We can, and we are. But the most we're getting 
out of this is this Dr. Alva's personal notes. You really 
want their notes to be the only input we have on what 
happened? [pause] Besides, it's good for you to vent. 


SCP-2792: | guess... But first... | heard something about 
"Hayward Protocol." Could you tell me what that is? 
What does it have to do with Stuart? 


Dr. Crot: If | tell you, will you stop stalling? 
SCP-2792: [pauses] Yes. 


Dr. Crot: It guarantees safe and comfortable conditions 
for well-behaved, sapient skips. Mostly patient-doctor 
confidentiality, counseling, sources of entertainment, that 
kind of thing. Stuart was able to get it passed for Site-45 
while he was admin. 


SCP-2792: Oh, that's nice... do you think | could see 
him? 


Dr. Crot: I'll... put a word in. 


SCP-2792: Y-... "you'll put a word in?" Seriously? It's 
been god knows how long, and all you're gonna do is 
"put a word in?" [sighs] Thanks. 


Dr. Crot: It's the most | can do. I'm not even sure if it's 
okay to be discussing this. 


SCP-326: A Chinese Peasant 


Item #: SCP-326 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-326 is contained at Armed 
Bio-Containment Area 14. Due to SCP-326's severe iatrophobia, 
personnel who will interact with be seen by SCP-326 are not to wear 
lab coats. Due to SCP-326's post-traumatic stress disorder, her 
tendency to undergo panic attacks, and the increased danger she 
poses to personnel during these episodes, SCP-326 is never to be 
beyond sight of a 'panic room' into which she can flee; the path 
between SCP-326 and the closest panic room is to remain 
unobstructed. 


Tranquilizers are to be added to SCP-326's food on a daily basis to 
mediate her stress; in the event that SCP-326 needs to be 
transported off-site, she is to be sedated until such time as she can 
be provided with a new panic room. 


SCP-326 is deaf, and communicates via written Chinese; translators 
are to be available at all times. All communications with SCP-326 
are to be archived. 


Description: SCP-326 is a human female, approximately 65-70 
years old,! who has been subjected to significant body modifications 
by an anomalous technology. When inactive, these modifications 
are detectable only by subject's anomalous mass (230 kg, despite a 
physique which would indicate a mass of at most 45 kg), and by the 
presence of significant keloid scarring along her arms, legs, hands, 
feet, and spinal column. When subject becomes agitated, the scars 
rupture lengthwise, and the components of a structure emerge; this 
structure resembles an exoskeleton made from human bone, and 
bestows upon SCP-326 enhanced strength and speed. The degree 
to which her speed and strength are enhanced is unknown, as she 
is reluctant to participate in quantitative testing; however, she has 


SCP-2792: Why wouldn't it be okay to talk about him? 
Did something happen to him? What's going on? 


Dr. Crot: No, no. It's just... red tape. 
SCP-2792: ... Sure. 
Dr. Crot: So, what happened? At Prometheus? 


SCP-2792: Dr. Alva's a sadistic fuck is what happened. 
They had a problem with me from day one. | didn't even 
know them but apparently the quack knew me. I'm just... 
That fucker drugged me. A lot. Is that good enough for 
you? 


Dr. Crot: Did they hurt you, physically? 


SCP-2792: [pauses; SCP-2792 becomes visibly upset as 
the room's temperature begins to drop] As a matter of 
fact, yes. Yes they did... Listen, can we stop? | don't 
want to talk about them. 


Dr. Crot: We do need to talk about this someti- 


SCP-2792: You don't think | Know that? | said | don't 
want to talk about them now, Crot! Jesus, what do | gotta 
say to get your fat face to shut up!? You wanna talk, how 
about you start by cutting the shit about Stuart, huh? 


Look, can you just... fuck off? I'm not in the mood to deal 
with this shit. 


Dr. Crot: [pauses] Sure thing, Sarah. 


SCP-2792: [exhales, temperature begins to rise back to 
average levels] Sorry. | shouldn't have said that. I'll talk 
about it, just... not now... If you give me a copy of 
whatever, I'll add to it or verify it or whatever... | don't 
think I'm capable of talking right now. 


Dr. Crot: | understand. I'll just show myself out. Just 
remember to take care of yourself. 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Once Dr. Crot left SHC 368, the 
temperature lowered to an extreme degree. SCP-2792 
moved itself to its bed, and placed itself under the covers 
and against the wall two minutes after the interview. 


Initial Assessment 2792-1 


Initial Assessment - CRAFTER 004 


Patient name: Crowely, Sarah (#4, Sari) 
ID: 1000985634736634674 

Date: 03/27/1960 

Time: 18:45 


HISTORY: Sarah Crowely is a former Crafter (#4, Sari) and a former 
SCP Foundation agent. Between her and Stuart Hayward (#3, 
Suwaird), her partner, she was the first to die, and inherit an artificial 
body (note: said body is a doll that has been designed by 
Administrator Agatha White). Sarah has shown phenomenal 
strength and vitality while human, which is expected to return in her 
secondary presence.