During the subject's state of sleep, they will begin to develop aquatic 
respiratory organs, or gills (Subject is hereby referred to as 
SCP-3830-2). This development will continue for approximately two 
hours before they finish manifestation. It is to note that the subject's 
regular respiratory organs remain alongside the development of the 
new ones. 


The gills which have grown on SCP-3830-2 have multiple 
statements of "SFFFC" written alongside its edges in a style of 
appearance similar to that of permanent marker. Any and all 
attempts to remove these markings have met with failure. 


Following the subject's development of gills, they are given the 
designation of SCP-3830-2. 


Addendum 3830-A: The following is an interview between 
D-3830-5 and Researcher Carl Dailey. 


[BEGIN LOG] 
Researcher Dailey: Hello, D-3830-5. 
D-3830-5: ‘Sup. 


Researcher Dailey: You recently underwent exposure to 
SCP-3830, correct? 


D-3830-5: [Points to gills] Uh, yeah. It was one hell of an 
experience. 


Researcher Dailey: Can you recall the events of your 


dream? 


D-3830-5: Well, sure. Firstly, | realized that | had fins. 
Fuckin' fins, bro. That's also when | realized that they 
were the same color as these fish that surrounded me. 
There were a bunch of them. They were very pretty, but 
they were assholes. We were in a river or something and 
they all kept picking fights with each other— oh, can't 
forget the insulting; there was a lot of that. They were like 
some WWE wrestlers, fightin’ in all of these rings and 
shit. I'll be honest, | had a hoot watching them. Not fake 
like the actual WWE. At least, didn't seem like it. 


Researcher Dailey: Please proceed. 


D-3830-5: Well, one of ‘em decided to pick a fight with 
me. | wasn't gonna let no fish kick my ass, no fuckin’ 
way. So, | tried to beat that motherfucker. 


Researcher Dailey: What happened during the fight? 


D-3830-5: [Hesitantly] The fish kicked my ass— RKO'd 
me. 


Researcher Dailey: Can you recall anything happening 
following the conclusion of the fight? 


D-3830-5: Yeah, | still heard the motherfucker talkin’ shit 
as my vision started to go black. 


Researcher Dailey: What did it say? 


D-3830-5: Yeah, uh— "Get put to sleep by the fishes; 
you clearly ain't fuckin' tough enough to sleep with the 
fishes." 


Researcher Dailey: Thank you for your time. 


Addendum 3830-B: Recently, SCP-3830-2 instances have reported 
an extreme desire to visit both rivers and aquariums in an attempt to 
prove that they are "tough enough to sleep with the fishes." Due to 
this, SCP-3830-2 instances are not to be within the vicinity of 


aquatic locations nor objects. 


Footnotes 


1. This is commonly characterized by knocking the subject 
unconscious within SCP-3830-1. 


SCP-3832: Surprise Pillow Fight 


Item #: SCP-3832 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3832 is to be kept in a 
standard secure locker at Site—64. A tracking tag has been affixed 
for ease of recovery during a relocation event. Upon breaching 
containment, tag monitors are to determine which potential 
relocation site, and approximately where within said site, SCP-3832 
has positioned itself at. The personnel stationed at the 
corresponding location are to be notified and containment 
procedures specific to their location are to be enacted. 


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Description: SCP-3832 is a queen-sized bed pillow with an 
attached Post-It®-brand note depicting a crudely drawn face. The 
face has been observed changing, within the confines of its art style; 
however, these changes do not deviate dramatically from the default 


‘jagged frown' expression and tend to be small additions or the 
alteration of a single aspect, such as the curvature of the mouth. 
SCP-3832 is stuffed with goose and Grey Duck down feathers and 
consistently smells, and feels, as though it has been recently infused 
with scented fabric softener’. 


SCP-3832 has demonstrated itself to be capable of teleportation, 
which it uses to breach containment. Relocation events occur 
randomly, though a higher frequency of relocation has been noted to 
occur when SCP-3832 is being directly observed. This frequency 
further increases when SCP-3832 is physically restrained. 
SCP-3832 has only been observed to be capable of teleportation 
into the interiors of locations it has previously been in, or near to 
when not in a sealed container. It is currently unknown what 
requirements exist to designate a new location as a potential 
relocation site. Current potential relocation sites are Site-64, PRS- 
Townhouse (where it was recovered) and PRS-Truffle (see incident 
3832-NR1). SCP-3832 cannot relocate consecutively; it must initiate 
an attack before it can relocate again. 


Following a relocation event, SCP-3832 is considered to be in an 
active state. In this state, SCP-3832 will mimic behaviors associated 
with ambush predators: it will hide itself as best it can (typically in 
containers or around furniture) and wait for an ambush opportunity 
to arise. Should an individual come close enough to SCP-3832's 
position, and there is an unobstructed path between SCP-3832 and 
its victim, an attack will be triggered. This involves SCP-3832 
throwing itself at its victim at low velocities. To date, SCP-3832 has 
not been observed traveling at speeds capable of directly causing 
injury, nor at speeds significantly different from those of a human- 
thrown, non-anomalous pillow. Upon impact with its target, 
SCP-3832 has been observed to consistently make a "squeak," 
similar to that of a squeezed dog toy. Following an attack and prior 
to a relocation event, SCP-3832 is in an inactive state. In this state, 
it is completely inanimate and can be safely handled as a non- 
anomalous pillow. 


The Post-It® note making up SCP-3832’s face is permanently 
affixed. Although more resistant to tearing than non-anomalous 
equivalents, attempting to forcibly remove SCP-3832’s face will 


immediately trigger a relocation event. The current theory is that 
SCP-3832 is capable and willing to use teleportation as an escape 
method if it feels threatened. In order to carry out ‘facial adhesion’ 
tests and/or other tests which could damage the face, SCP-3832 
must first be cleared for potential neutralization. 


Notable Ambushes Report: 
SCP-3832 Ambush} Victim(s) 


Location 

Inside the refrigerator Field Agent Viola 
inside PRS- Smythe 
Townhouse 


Above Dr. Prangley's Researcher Franklin 
office locker Prangley 


Behind the coffee Security Officer 
machine in the Jennifer Blaire 
canteen 


Behind the television Field Agent Gordon 
in PRS-Townhouse | Gompton and Field 
Agent Viola Smythe 


Results 


SCP-3832 impacted 
with FA Smythe’s face 
when the refrigerator 
door was opened. 
SCP-3832’s 
resistance to high/low 
temperatures noted. 
Previously informed of 
SCP-3832’s general 
location, Dr. Prangley 
pushed SCP-3832 off 
his locker with a 
meterstick. SCP-3832 
landed on the floor 
before launching itself 
into Dr. Prangley's 
lower abdomen. 
Interaction logged. 
SCP-3832 impacted 
with SO Blaire’s ankle 
and caused her to spill 
her coffee. SO Blaire 
suffered minor 1st 
degree burns to her 
wrist and palm. Injury 
logged. 

After triggering an 
attack, FA Smythe 
and FA Gompton 
apparently began to 


SCP-499: Old Sun Man 


Item #: SCP-499 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-499 is to be contained 
within a circular containment unit, measuring 60 meters in diameter, 
with a shallow trench measuring 110cm around the perimeter to 
contain SCP-499-2. The chamber is not to be entered during 
daylight hours except in cases of extreme emergency. If the 
chamber must be entered, personnel are to wear a Grade C Heat 
Hazard Suit and appropriate eye protection. 


Food, water, and medication are to be supplied in appropriate 
amounts (as according to Document 499-CE) during nighttime 
hours. All loose items in the chamber are to be removed before 
sunrise. Under no circumstances is SCP-499’s daytime behavior to 
be interrupted. 


Description: SCP-499 is a human male of indeterminate race 
standing 1.75 meters tall and of at least eighty years of age. There is 
heavy burn scarring present on the subject’s body, primarily on the 
face, hands, arms and chest. SCP-499’s eyes are severely 
damaged by light over-exposure, and its respiratory system by 
smoke inhalation rendering it effectively blind and mute. SCP-499 
will remain passive to any direct interaction. 


As appropriate for its age, SCP-499 displays typical physical effects 
of aging, including a weak heart, poor eyesight, and moderate to 
severe arthritis. In addition, X-ray analysis has shown no less than 
twenty-one healed bone breaks and hairline fractures, most located 
in the ribs and left leg. Of note is SCP-499’s abnormal resistance to 
heat: it is capable of resisting temperatures above boiling point for 
hours. 


SCP-499-2 is a metallic sohere measuring 1.1 meters in diameter, 


Under the desk in 
Site-64’s Director’s 
office 


Inside SCP-3960’s 
humanoid 
containment cell 


Site Director Edgar 
Holman 


Senior Researcher 
Adrien Bleikoff 


throw SCP-3832 at 
each other. According 
to testimony, 
SCP-3832 began to 
make its characteristic 
squeak with every 
impact after repeated 
throwing, and its face 
had also changed into 
a significantly happier 
one. When asked to 
elaborate, FA 
Gompton provided a 
photograph confirming 
that, during the 'pillow- 
fight,’ SCP-3832's 
eyebrows had 
disappeared, and its 
jagged frown had 
smoothed out and 
upturned to resemble 
a smile. Tests 
designed to replicate 
this effect have been 
unanimously approved 
by research 
personnel. 

SCP-3832 impacted 
with Director Holman’s 
shins. SCP-3832 
relocated to PRS- 
Townhouse before 
research personnel 
could arrive for 
recovery. Interaction 
logged. 

SCP-3960-4 was 
instructed by Agent 
Beatrice Ross to move 
SCP-3832 to the 


center of the cell and 
maintain physical 
contact. SCP-3832 
remained immobile 
until Dr. Bleikoff 
entered for recovery, 
whereupon it launched 
itself. Due to 3960-4's 
hold, however, 
SCP-3832 could not 
effectively become 
airborne and only 
impacted with Dr. 
Bleikoff's feet. 
SCP-3832's 
characteristic impact 
squeak was notably 
lower in pitch and 
drawn teardrops 
appeared beneath the 
face's eyes. 
Interaction and image 
evidence logged. 


Incident 3832-NR1: The following report details the 
incident which led to the establishment of PRS-Truffle 
following SCP-3832's relocation into an on-site janitorial 
closet 2 days afterwards. PRS-Truffle currently operates 
under Cover Story-07, "Under New Management." 
Factory floor tours have been prohibited and civilian 
accessible areas have been deprived of opaque furniture 
and containers SCP-3832 would use to conceal itself. 


On 02/14/2017, SCP-3832 relocated into the trunk of Big 
Sister's@ car while technicians were attempting to fix a 
glitch with its tracking tag. The car was mobile and 
departing from Site-64 at the time. Along with 
SCP-3832's research team, neither Big Sister nor 
security staff at the gate were aware that SCP-3832 
could relocate into mobile containers. 


Big Sister arrived at PRS-Truffle, St. John’s Chocolate 
Factory, to pick up a delivery intended for [REDACTED]. 
Upon opening the trunk to store the box, SCP-3832 
launched itself at Big Sister, colliding with the box in her 
hands, and propelling the tapered tip of the heart-shaped 
box into her mouth. After storing SCP-3832 into her trunk 
and recovering both the dropped goods and tooth 
fragment, Big Sister contacted the Foundation. A 
recovery team was dispatched and SCP-3832 was 
recovered without further incident. Camera footage that 
captured the event was appropriately doctored. Neither 
parking garage security nor Big Sister were disciplined. 


During the debriefing with SCP-3832's research team, 
Big Sister shared a photograph she had taken using her 
cellphone while waiting for the recovery team. The photo 
has been logged into SCP-3832's research files and has 
yet to be reproduced under testing conditions. While 
SCP-3832 was recovered on-site displaying its typical 
jagged frown expression, Big Sister's photograph clearly 
shows that, for a brief time, SCP-3832's expression had 
significantly changed. In the image, SCP-3832's mouth is 
upturned into a dimpled smile, and its eyes are drawn to 
appear as cartoon-like hearts. 


Footnotes 

1. Olfactory tests have detected the scent of jasmine and pear, as 
well as complementary traces of mandarins and peonies 

2. 'Big Sister’ refers to a Site-64 document censor and cannot be 
officially identified for security reasons 


SCP-3833: Welcome to the Top of the Mountain 


Item #: SCP-3833 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-3833 has been 
constructed one kilometer below SCP-3833's lower bound to assist 
in monitoring and containment efforts. No personnel or civilians are 
allowed to enter SCP-3833, aside from D-class personnel equipped 
with recording equipment for testing purposes. A no-fly zone is to be 
enforced around Nanga Parbat under the guise of Standard Cover 
Story 088 ("Weather Hazara"). 


Description: SCP-3833 is a rectangular volume of space centered 
on the summit of Nanga Parbat, a mountain in the Himalayas 
mountain range. The lower bound of SCP-3833 is approximately six 
kilometers above sea level, and SCP-3833 is one kilometer in width 
and length. The upper bound of SCP-3833 is unknown!, but is 
believed to be between 20 and 30 kilometers above sea level. 


SCP-3833 plays host to two known anomalous phenomena, 
designated SCP-3833-1 and SCP-3833-2. SCP-3833-1 is a 
recurring phenomena where the conditions of Nanga Parbat will 
become extremely severe. An unusually intense snowstorm signifies 
the arrival of SCP-3833-1. SCP-3833-1 often involves: 


¢ The aforementioned snowstorm, described as being strong 
and very cold. 

¢ Rock formations becoming increasingly difficult to climb. 

¢ Equipment failure becoming increasingly common. 

« Areas of the mountain become iced over and hard to navigate. 


Without intervention from SCP-3833-2, death due to SCP-3833-1 is 
unavoidable. Circumstances attributable to equipment failure 
prevent subjects from exiting SCP-3833. None of this anomalous 
phenomena has been observed by subjects outside of SCP-3833. 


SCP-3833-1 tends to only affect solo climbers or small groups, 
though SCP-3833-1 has been known to cause the crashes of 
commercial airliners flying through SCP-3833 on rare occasions. 
SCP-3833-1 typically lasts 3 to 6 hours before subsiding. 


SCP-3833-2 is a cabin located within SCP-3833. Though GPS 
devices left within SCP-3833-2 do not change location, SCP-3833-2 
has not been observed outside of SCP-3833-1 occurrences. 
SCP-3833-3 is a Caucasian male of Slavic descent who inhabits 
SCP-3833-2, apparently as its caretaker. 


In approximately 33% of all SCP-3833-1 occurrences, the subject 
will find SCP-3833-2. SCP-3833-3 will invite the subject to enter 
SCP-3833-2. Once they are inside, SCP-3833-3 will coerce the 
subject into staying in SCP-3833-2 to shelter themselves from 
SCP-3833-1. Once SCP-3833-1 has subsided, the subject will be 
given proper equipment to descend Nanga Parbat if their equipment 
was broken.