POI-5602: | got drunk and got into a fight with a friend. 
Agent Goodman: Alright. That's enough for now. 


POI-5602: My wife's probably worried sick. You know 
when they're letting me out? 


Agent Goodman: | don't think it'll be very long. 
POI-5602: Thanks. 


Subject was searched prior to and following the interview. Neither 
cigarettes nor a lighter were found in either of these searches. A 
reality anchor was requisitioned and deployed from a nearby 
Foundation garrison to prevent further minor actualization incidents. 
However, once it became apparent to SCP-2343 that it was not 
being released, further moderate actualization incidents occurred. 
Escape by the entity was achieved on August 7th. 


The Foundation, however, in preparing for the possibility of escape, 
had created several reality anchored zones in and around Memphis, 
Tennessee, including the subject's place of work and home. Several 


failed capture attempts indicated a minimum of 3 overlapping reality 
anchors were required to suppress SCP-2343's natural abilities. 
Capture, transportation and storage of SCP-2343 at Site-88 was 
completed on September 9th, 2005. 


Capture of SCP-2343's immediate family, including the object's wife? 
was not achieved during this time. Acquiring SCP-2343's 
cooperation in the capture of its wife$ is a top priority. 


+ Show Addendum A 


Footnotes 

1. A suburb of Memphis, Tennessee. 

2. Identified at the county registrar's office as Sacha Panepi. 

3. Designated POI-5701. 

4. This is believed to be a reference to GOI-13, TheJourneymen. 

5. See Incident Report 23 and GOI-13 Incident Report 177 for more 
information. 


« SCP-2342 | SCP-2343 | SCP-2344 » 


SCP-2344: The DoorWay 


Item #: SCP-2344 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Site-93 has been 
constructed for the containment of SCP-2344. Unless otherwise 
ordered, Site-93 security is to maintain Standard Type C Anomalous 
Location Containment Procedures. Exploration of the interior of 
SCP-2344 is to be carried out by MTF Eta-13 ("Gulliver's Tourists"). 
Any objects or entities exiting SCP-2344 unexpectedly are to be 
detained and quarantined until their capabilities and intentions are 
established. Interaction between Site-93 and SCP-2344 Outposts 
are to be managed at the discretion of the command of both Sites. 


Description: SCP-2344 is a series of tunnels which extends 
throughout various extra-dimensional spaces of reality. The tunnels 
usually take the form of tubular paths which have been dug through 
soil, though they may have different appearances at different points 
within the tunnel system. Though the tunnels are non-euclidean in 
certain regions, their topological layout has remained consistent 
since discovery. 


SCP-2344 can be accessed through an entrance (pictured above) 
located at . “latitude, . ° longitude. This entrance is composed 
of multiple pieces of wood arranged in the shape of a door frame. 
Attempts to alter the position or shape of these pieces of wood have 
all been met with failure. This entrance can be used to access 
SCP-2344 while traveling through its opening from the northwestern 
side to the southeastern side while in physical contact with at least 7 
grams of biological material from a member of the genus Gallus. 
Though other methods have proven effective on occasion for 
activating other entrances to SCP-2344, walking through the 
entrance while in physical contact with at least 7 grams of a member 
of Gallus, or local equivalent, has proven universally effective. 


Money entered: 500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item description: A 2 oz cardboard box of "Loony Lionel's Wound- 
Lickers", printed in stylized English lettering. Printed left of the label 
is a cartoon lion licking a blue variant of the candy inside, applied to 
its left paw. "Just stick 'em on and lick 'em off, Lion-style!" is also 
printed underneath the labelling. Box contains twenty-four (24) 
circular, multicolored candy bandages. Subject applied one bandage 
to a small cut on her hand, despite expressing how "stupid" she felt 
doing so. Upon licking the orange bandage off, subject's wound 
appeared to be completely healed. Remainder of samples collected 
for further testing. 


Money Entered: 250 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item Description: Twenty-seven (27) shotgun shells dispensed 
over the course of six seconds. No abnormalities reported after 
being used when six (6) shells were used as ammunition in firing 
range. After testing, one of the D-Class subjects noticed small 
writing on the bottom of each shell. Quick examination proved this 
true, and said text read "Edible" in Japanese. D-Class tried it; said it 
tasted like a combination of chocolate and bananas. 


Money Entered: 10 US Quarters ($2.50). Dates ranged from 1963 
to 1991. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: As expected, the change was returned. However, 
unlike previous attempts, all change was returned in Yen. 

Note: "| almost wonder if this thing is trying to adjust to how we treat 
it. In this case, returning coins that will allow it to operate properly. | 
can't help but think this thing might be more capable of doing things 
besides yanking items out of...well, wherever these items come 
from." 

- Dr. 

Note: After stating the previous quote, SCP-261 spat out the $2.50 
previously inserted via the main opening, then stopped working and 
did not operate again for the next two hours. 


Money Entered: 500 Yen 


Located at various points within SCP-2344 are exits that lead to 
alternate points in reality. Approximately 13.4% of these exits lead to 
Lol Alpha-4 ("The Wanderer's Library"), making entrance physically 
impossible at worst and inadvisable at best, for both anomalous and 
parapolitical reasons. The remainder of the exits lead to a variety of 
locations, (designated SCP-2344-1) with the vast majority of these 
locations being located near civilization. 


MTF Eta-13 has currently established contact with 69 different 
cultures. 


Addendum: A partial timeline of initial Foundation involvement in 
SCP-2344 is as follows: 


« August 7, 1997: Initial containment established. 

¢ August 21, 1997: An expeditionary force 
composed primarily of Mobile Task Force Eta-13 
makes the first foray into SCP-2344. Expeditionary 
force then returns with initial assessment of 
SCP-2344. 

September 3, 1997: MTF Eta-13 makes a second 
expedition into SCP-2344, with the intent to 
explore a single exit. 

September 5, 1997 - February 12, 1998: Contact 
lost with expeditionary team. All members of 
Eta-13 declared MIA. 

February 13, 1998: MTF Eta-13 unexpectedly exits 
SCP-2344, and is subjected to standard temporary 
containment and quarantine protocols. Team 
reports having made contact with the denizens of 
an SCP-2344-1 area (SCP-2344-1-Alpha), and 
establishing basic relations. 

April 20, 1998: MTF Eta-13 returns to 
SCP-2344-1-Alpha, accompanied by five 
Foundation parapolitical diplomats and 
representatives. Diplomatic relations ensue. 

June 7, 1999 Foundation embassy (ARMSTRONG 
Outpost) established in SCP-2344-1-Alpha. 

July 10, 1999: MTF Eta-13 begins further 
exploration into SCP-2344, making contact with 


SCP-2344-1-Beta, SCP-2344-1-Gamma, and Lol 
Alpha-4. 

« December 21, 1999: Limited personnel exchange 
begins with SCP-2344-1-Alpha. 

¢ January 1, 2000: MTF Eta-13 fully re-purposed for 
the continued exploration of SCP-2344 and 
SCP-2344-1. 


Addendum: Information on Outposts. 


Outposts are designed to act as peripheral branches of the 
Foundation's Diplomacy division. Each acts as an extradimensional/ 
extraterrestrial Foundation Site, and serves as a combination 
embassy, storage location, and housing for Foundation agents. 
Each also contains the entrance to SCP-2344 from its respective 
SCP-2344-1 instance. A list of Outposts is as follows: 


¢ ARMSTRONG Outpost (SCP-2344-1-Alpha) 
* AMUNDSEN Outpost (SCP-2344-1 -Delta) 

¢« YARD Outpost (SCP-2344-1-Psi) 

* MARCO POLO Outpost (SCP-2344-1-Mu) 


For further information about Outposts and their host SCP-2344-1 
instances and cultures, please contact either the HMCL Supervisor 
for the Outpost, or the Site-93 HMCL Supervisor. 


Footnotes 
1. Determined to be a mix of beta-dimensional, multi-universal, 
extra-temporal, extraterrestrial, and other environments. 


« SCP-2343 | SCP-2344 | SCP-2345 » 


SCP-2345: Gray Anatomy 


WARNING 


Access to this document is prohibited outside of Memetic 
Isolation Chamber-1, -2 and -3. 

Access will initiate a twelve hour lock-down of this chamber. 
These procedures will be read-only during the duration of the 
lock-down. 

Thank you for your cooperation. 


Item #: SCP-2345 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: One dose of Solution 
Omicron-12 is to be administered intravenously to all incoming 
Foundation personnel. Persons exhibiting SCP-2345 symptoms are 
not to be engaged in conversation, and are to be gagged or isolated 
as soon as possible, for a period of twelve hours. Personnel security 
clearance level 4 and above still symptomatic after twelve hours are 
to have Solution Omicron-12 administered as per entrance policy 
and isolated for 12 hours. Personnel SCL 3 and below siill 
symptomatic after twelve hours must undergo amnestic treatment 
and are to be retired from active duty immediately. Exit counseling 
and establishment of military or government employment records 
and assets of retired personnel is recommended to minimize 
cognitive dissonance. 


Description: SCP-2345 is an anomalous reaction in humans that 
causes complete rejection of evidence supporting occurrences and 
beings outside the affected human's sense of "normal." Identified 
vectors for SCP-2345 activation include visuals! resembling a 


diminutive humanoid with discolored skin and a disproportionately 
large head and eyes, and a number of trigger phrases used by 
infected individuals to defend their position. SCP-2345 symptoms 
last one hour on initial exposure; subsequent exposures increase in 
duration until they become permanent; to date, there have been no 
cases of recovery after the twelve hour mark. 


Excerpts of Dr. Piedmont's Report, Analysis Of Soontaneous 
Human Susceptibility to SCP-2345: 


[...]In late 1948, the site containing safe SCP- - 
Biological Containment Site- - suffered a massive 
containment breach. This timing coincided with a series 
of suborbital intrusions described as "green fireballs" 
reported within sight of several American military 
installations. As the intrusions approached BCS- , efforts 
to suppress the containment breach resulted in the 
accidental neutralization of SCP-__. Shortly afterwards, 
Foundation monitoring stations lost track of the 
intrusions. 


Immediately following the death and disappearances, a 
violent spike in several terrestrial energy fields was 
detected, after which they stabilized at levels differing 
from previously measured baselines in degrees of up to 
8%. Prior to this event, materials matching trigger 
conditions existing in popular culture did not trigger 
SCP-2345]...] 


[....SCP-2345 was first observed when a Foundation 
instructor began to explain the methods used to develop 
the prop seen on-screen to represent the "alien life-form" 
during a showing of SCP-__'s autopsy. Secondary 
exposures were not recorded- likely indicating that 
SCP-2345 had not yet developed in any others present. 
Examination of the instructor discovered swollen 
amygdalae; the swelling subsided within twelve hours, 
and the senior researcher was returned to active duty 
under observation[...] 


[...]After a second incident involving junior researchers 


as well, the autopsy recording itself came under 
suspicion. Experimentation identified the recording to be 
anomalous, at which time the original recording was 
classified as SCP-2345 and contained. Initial testing had 
staff members interviewing affected D-Class personnel, 
and resulted in some retirements among the researchers 
before the sub-vocalizations were discovered. 


Despite containment of the original recording, SCP-2345 
cases continued to arise with increasing rapidity. 
Transfer and destruction of the recording was authorized 
and executed, with no effect. An appointed research 
team isolated the cause to popular media depicting 
civilian imaginings of SCP-_, and another week to 
confirm the theory[...] 


[...]development of Solution Omicron-12 was based ona 
set of proteins found in the cerebra-spinal fluid of several 
Foundation agents and researchers found to be resistant 
to SCP-2345. While not an immunization, Solution 
Omicron-12 relieves SCP-2345 symptoms and provides 
approximately twelve days of protection from further 
exposure. The amounts in which it can be produced 
remain minimall[...] 


[...]In closing, with the only clue to the rapid proliferation 
of SCP-2345 being the events immediately preceding 
and following the neutralization of SCP-__, and its 
apparent use as the trigger for SCP-2345, the disturbing 
implications are clear. The death of SCP- was the 
catalyst for a change in the human condition. We have 
been edited, and in a manner which threatens the very 
nature of the Foundation, not to mention the security of 
that which we contain. The integrity of the human 
condition on multiple levels is compromised- and we 
have no way of ensuring that it does not happen again. 


Notes: This file has been locked for editing to anyone below Level 5 
clearance. As a reminder: the image included in this file appears 
unrealistic only as a result of this anomaly and is, in fact, a genuine 
Foundation archive photo. Further attempts to edit this file without 


O5 approval will not be tolerated. -O5 Council 


Footnotes 
1. The images need not be authentic- while the first instances arose 


during exposure to the autopsy recording of Safe-class SCP-__, 
costumes, props and artwork will also trigger the reaction. 


« SCP-2344 | SCP-2345 | SCP-2346 » 


SCP-2346: Die Bescheidene 


Item #: SCP-2346 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: 

Underwater activities must be prevented within 2 kilometers around 
SCP-2346's expected location. 

SCP-2346's coordinates must be updated monthly, following this 
procedure: 


¢ A diving team must be sent to SCP-2346's last known 
coordinates and follow its expected path. 

¢ Upon visual contact with SCP-2346, the diving team will mark 
its exact coordinates. 

¢ Under no circumstances should communications cease 
between the diving team and the surface crew. 

¢ The surface crew must permanently assess the diving team's 
communications consistency. 

« Arecovery team must stand ready to extract the divers if they 
become unresponsive or incoherent. 


For evident safety reasons diving teams must include at least two 
personnels. 


Close proximity to SCP-2346 must never exceed 8 minutes. 


Description: SCP-2346 is the shipwreck of a trawler first sighted at 
51. -10. —, roughly 25 kilometers South West of Dursey Island, 
lreland!. SCP-2346 has no identification markings other than a 
nameplate reading "Die Bescheidene". There are no records of a 
ship by this name in any national fleet register. 


Even though notable corrosion patches can be observed on the hull 
and external structures, SCP-2346 remains exceptionally well- 
conserved. Most of the equipment looks pristine and every 


compartment is accessible. 


SCP-2346 is mobile. GPS readings, performed as per containment 
procedure, indicate a movement averaging 52 meters a month, with 
unpredictable course variations. As observed by personnel2, 
SCP-2346's mobility appears to increase under certain 
circumstances. Unmanned localization techniques, such as sonar 
imaging, were proven unable to detect SCP-2346.