SCP-2837 was discovered in 1847 within a sealed, underground 
Roman tomb located in present-day Turkey by The Royal Society for 
the Study of Curiosities and Peculiarities, a Foundation precursor. 
The tomb has since been destroyed by regional conflicts, but 
etchings and drawings made at the time of discovery indicate that 
the entry door and interior of the tomb were covered in bas-relief 
carvings and frescos depicting a previously unknown mystery cult 
devoted to the Roman god Orcus. Several of the drawings indicate 
that the cultists considered SCP-2837 to be a gift from Orcus, 
intended to purify the world in preparation for his return to the 
surface world. Notes from the archaeologists responsible for the 
finding indicate the tomb was sealed by order of an official entitled 
the "Curator Arcanorum", or Superintendent of Secrets. 


Footnotes 
1. Speech, music, written text, data storage computer hardware, etc. 


« SCP-2836 | SCP-2837 | SCP-2838 » 


SCP-2838: Stellar Reincarnation Column 


Item #: SCP-2838 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-292 has been established 
below SCP-2838 under the guise of a privately-run observatory. 
Trespassers are to be dealt with according to standard Foundation 
protocols. Visual concealment protocols (574-A "Curtain Call", 574- 
C "Clouded Mountain") are currently in place to obscure SCP-2838 
from public view. Any aircraft attempting to pass through SCP-2838 
are to be intercepted and redirected to a different flight path. 


Description: SCP-2838 is a region of space located 820m above 
ground level near the Trans-Alay mountain range in the Gorno- 
Badakhshan Autonomous Region of Tajikistan. SCP-2838 has a 
base area of approximately 500m x 500m, and extends vertically to 
a height of 12km. When viewed from below at night, SCP-2838 
resembles a patch of sky with an unusually large number of stars. 
SCP-2838 currently contains —§ such luminescent objects, of which 
are visible to the naked eye. 


Aerial exploration of SCP-2838 reveals that each luminescent 
object, hereby designated SCP-2838-1, is a mass of plasma roughly 
the size and shape of a human being!, suspended inside SCP-2838 
via unknown means. SCP-2838-1 instances have an average 
surface temperature of 5000K, and an average brightness of 3000 
lumens. Spectroscopy reveals that each instance is mostly 
composed of hydrogen and helium, with trace amounts of carbon, 
nitrogen and oxygen. Retrieval of SCP-2838-1 instances has proven 
impossible thus far. 


Any human corpse under SCP-2838 will dematerialise if left 
unobserved for more than 24 hours. A new SCP-2838-1 instance 
will then appear within SCP-2838, usually instantaneously. 


D-13847/334 died instantly, while SCP-334 ignored the body, 
focusing on the converted mice and cage. 

Researcher Note: Well, it certainly thinks it's a fox, and doesn't seem 
to notice, or care, that it can kill people just by getting too close. 


Experiment Log 334E-01 through 334E- 

Date / /2010 

Test Subject: SCP-334 

Note: This test was performed to determine SCP-334's 
environmental needs, if any. 

Results: Containment made airtight, and internal atmosphere 
removed. Subject showed no change from normal behavior patterns. 
Containment was then heated to an excess of 500 degrees Celsius. 
Subject showed no change from normal behavior patterns. 
Containment was then cooled to approximately negative 100 
degrees Celsius. Once again, subject showed no change from 
normal behavior patterns. Containment was slowly pumped full of 
atmospheric gases in various combinations, to a maximum pressure 
of three (3) atmospheres. Subject became more energetic, 
consistent with behavior after being fed, and did not require 
supplemental feeding until the next day. 

Researcher Note: /t can survive in a vacuum or on the surface of 
Venus, and doesn't need any supplemental food in high pressure. 
This and other data suggests [DATA EXPUNGED] 


« SCP-333 | SCP-334 | SCP-335 » 


SCP-2838 was formerly designated AO-17508 in Foundation 
records, only entering containment when its effects were first 
observed in the aftermath of [REDACTED], near the beginning of 
the Tajikistan Civil War. Bronze Age artifacts were unearthed 
beneath SCP-2838 during the construction of Site-292, indicating 
that the ground below SCP-2838 had been used as a prehistoric 
burial site. Analysis of artifacts suggests that only individuals of high 
societal rank and religious importance were buried underneath 
SCP-2838, presumably in order to transform them into SCP-2838-1 
instances as a form of veneration after death. 


Addendum: 


Recent consolidation and analysis of magnetometer readings 
around SCP-2838-1 instances reveals that the electrical fields 
generated by plasma convection in the heads of SCP-2838-1 
resemble patterns of human brain activity. Specifically, regions of 
SCP-2838-1's head corresponding to the regions of the brain 
responsible for thermoreception appear to be highly stimulated. 
Further research is pending. 


Footnotes 
1. While the average instance is the size of an adult human, 
instances as small as 51cm in length have been found. 


« SCP-2837 | SCP-2838 | SCP-2839 » 


Dr Weppler's Personnel File: Dr Weppler's Personnel 
File 


If you've ended up on this page by accessing the 
document for SCP-2839, sorry to tell you but you've 
ended up here by mistake. We currently have no idea 
why this keeps happening, probably IT maintenance bull 
or something like that, but since there is no current item 
actually designated as SCP-2839, sorting this problem 
out is currently low-priority. Sorry for the inconvenience. 


- Dr. Weppler 
Name: Octavius Weppler 


Occupation: Field researcher, member of Cognitohazardous 
Research Division, Archivist. 


Security Clearance Level: 3 


Profile: A man equal in value to the amount of pocket change in his 
possession at any given time, Dr. Weppler's desire to fool lower 
level Researchers into thinking that random kitchen utensils are 
anomalous items, and to strike fear into the hearts of teens and 
adolescents in general, have earned him a reputation among staff 
as a follower of righteousness and disturbing personal habits. 


Dr. Weppler's tendency towards extreme behavior for the sake of 
mild amusement has reached the point where no one but himself 
finds his pranks funny, which is believed to have been his intended 
goal. While at least somewhat creative, all his pranks lack any 
amount of surprise or subtlety and may be foiled by anyone with at 
least one functioning brain and a fraction of common sense. 


Notable pranks include: 


¢ Filling the staff break rooms fridge and cupboards with 400.00 


worth of the popular drink Mountain Dew after complaints of 
there never being any. 


¢ Tattooing ‘Dr. O Ctavius' across his right leg and attempting 
to convince other members of staff to place similar tattoos 
onto their own limbs. 


* Scaring a level 1 researcher by convincing her that there, in 
fact, exists such a thing as ‘wereshoes'. 


When questioned about his actions, Dr. Weppler will often respond 
with either ‘Old habits never die’ or ‘We all have our ways of 
relieving stress’. 


His relationship with staff in general, has been interpreted as being 
strictly professional, while a few personnel find him to be humorous 
in his actions, yet all the while giving off the air of a man who 
couldn't care less about the art of comedy, and more as someone 
even an entire prison population would wince at. This has been 
proven to have been caused not by a naturally fearful demeanor, but 
instead, Dr. Weppler's complete lack of any social aptitude. 


Dr. Weppler's work involves the study of cognitohazards 75% of the 
time, while his personal time is often spent following a number of his 
hobbies such as angling, hitchhiking, camping, retro gaming (as 
there is no superior form), yoga, the growing of orange vegetables, 
collecting amusing pictures of alpacas, and trying to get others to 
join him in any of the previously mentioned activities, much to their 
dismay delight dismay. 


Current anomalies contained by Dr. Weppler: 
SCP-4017 - - Euclid 

SCP-4139 - XK-Class Prevention Procedures - Thaumiel 
SCP-4321 - The Best Dinosaur - Keter 

SCP-39420 - Mascot Of The Merrymakers - Safe 


History: Dr. Weppler joined the Foundation at the age of 27 and 
gradually became known for his research in cognitohazards, as well 
as his limited knowledge of mind and reality-altering anomalies. 
Since his original employment, Dr. Weppler has worked with several 
cognitohazardous SCPs and has aided researchers in the 


containment of SCPs 2958, and 


To note, Dr. Weppler's relationship with Level 3 Field researcher Dr. 
Tonne has been questioned by many staff, as the two are almost 
complete opposites in personality, interests, and clearance levels at 
one point, yet the two have been seen talking on a regular basis and 
on multiple occasions following one another without the other's 
knowledge. The two have assured staff multiple times that there are 
totally no further motives to the two's personal relationship, despite 
how much staff claim that they can ‘think of a few’. 


Incident Weppler/Tonne-063 ( / /2013) 


Dr. Weppler: And it was only temporary, but they 
managed to remove the can before it got sent- 


Dr. Tonne jumps back, starring at Dr. Weppler with a 
shocked expression. 


Dr. Tonne: Excuse me!? Who the hell are you!? 


Dr. Weppler: Phillip, calm down! What's wrong with 
you!? 


Dr. Tonne: Could somebody help me over here!? We've 
got a situation! 


Researchers and enter the room appearing 
severely alarmed, only to relax when they notice Dr. 
Weppler. 

Researcher : Phil come on, you can't keep falling for 


these, this is just sad. 


Dr. Tonne: What? Look, this guy just appeared in front 
of me! he showed up after | read this! 


Dr. Tonne points at a small sheet of paper in his hand. 


Dr. Tonne: | really don't think anyone else should read it, 
this guy needs to be- 


(Researcher grabs the paper from Dr. Tonneand 
looks at it for a few seconds before smirking.) 


Researcher : Okay, | don't know who to be more 
disappointed with. Weppler for going through the effort of 
making and actually printing this damn thing or you, how 
many goddamn times are you gonna fall for these? 


Dr. Tonne: What!? What are you talking about!? You're 
not listening! He appeared out of thin air RIGHT IN 
FRONT OF ME! 


Dr. Weppler: | think you're still a bit delirious from last 
night's party, boy. | think we should get you somewhere 
nice and quiet. 


Dr. Tonne: I-| guess, maybe? | don't know what the 
hell's going on! 


Researcher : Get back to your office and take a rest 
or something, you need one if you're gonna be this 
deluded. 


Dr. Tonne: | don't think | need a rest! | need some help! 


Dr. Weppler: Maybe you're not as sick as | thought you 
were. This is pretty normal behavior for you right now. 


<END RECORDING> 


Since the incident, Dr. Tonne has become noticeably more disturbed 
when in the presence of Dr. Weppler than usual. Therapeutic 
intervention was suggested in order to relieve Dr. Tonne of these 
problems. However, after discussing the matter with Dr. Weppler in 
private, the two seem to have gotten past this prank and continue to 
work to the professional standards expected of them as much as 
they did previously. 


Decent cognitohazard, you think so Tonne? Only you should be able t 


Post-conversation excerpt 


Dr. Tonne: It's hard to comprehend, though. 
Honestly, | don't really think I'll ever get used 
to it. | can't just act like you've been here the 
whole time. 


Dr. Weppler: You will. Stop getting so 
anxious. It's best to just go with it, there's 
nothing that can be done and you're lucky it 
happened here. If you'd found the document in 
an alleyway or somewhere else questionable, 
you'd be dealing with a much less reasonable 
personality right now. 


Dr. Tonne: There's no point in convincing 
anyone else, | guess. | mean, telling other 
people about you just led to them thinking I'd 
turned crazy... That document they made 
implemented you into this reality damn well 
didn't it? But obviously, I'm still gonna keep an 
eye on you. 


Dr. Weppler: You've worked here long 
enough to know that the group isn't particularly 
antagonistic. At least in a malicious sense. 
There's more to them than that, when you get 
down to it, a bunch of gamers with a 
questionable sense of humor aren't exactly the 
biggest problem we deal with here. 


Dr. Tonne: So, what about your document? 


Dr. Weppler: I'll keep a hold of it, you just try 
and continue behaving as normal. 


Dr. Tonne: Heh, not likely. But I'll do my best. 
<END RECORDING> 


Holy Heck! You've just found yourself your 
very own Mr. Original Character by Gamers 
Against Weed! Do Not Steal. Who is Dr. 


Wondertainment? 


Find them all and become Mr. Gamer! 


O01. Mr. 


Literal Serial Killer 


02. Mr. Normie 


03. Mr. 
04. Mr. 
20. Mr. 
21. Mr. 
22. Mr. 
23. Mr. 
24. Mr. 
25. Mr. 
26. Ms. 
27. Mr. 
28. Mr. 
29. Mr. 
30. Mr. 
31. Ms. 
32. Mr. 


Bernie Sanders 

Get Anything For Free In Any Shop 
Sex Number 

Heavenly Virtues 

Deadly Sins 

Original Character Y 

D.A.R.E. 

Gentrification 

Mad About Video Games 

Meme 

Ominous (discontinued) 

Destiny 

Monty Python And The Holy Grail 
Zapatista 

Hax 


33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo 


34. Mr. 
35. Mr. 


Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text 
Finale 


« SCP-2838 | SCP-2839 | SCP-2840 » 


SCP-2840: Apex Nightmare 


Item #: SCP-2840 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2840 is contained within 
three nonviolent D-Class hosts housed in a humanoid containment 
suite within Satellite Building C at Site-66. These three hosts must 
follow a sleep schedule as outlined by Dr Bridge and are permitted 
entertainment material as requested. 


Personnel found asleep within 100 metres of SCP-2840's current 
host will be demoted. 


Description: SCP-2840 is a incorporeal psychic entity that exists 
within the minds of humans experiencing REM sleep. 


SCP-2840 resides within one human subject at a time, and appears 
dormant when the subject is conscious. It is capable of transferring 
itself between hosts that enter REM sleep within 100 metres from 
one another. It is not currently possible to track the movement of 
SCP-2840 between subjects outside of self-reports. While host to 
SCP-2840, individuals will remember their dreams each night, 
though imperfectly and forgetting minor details. 


SCP-2840 gravitates towards individuals that have a history of 
chronic nightmares and night terrors. Subjects suffering from 
recurring nightmares will find themselves unable to experience the 
recurring dream again after occupation by SCP-2840. 


Hosts experience a change in their nightly dream cycles after 
acquiring SCP-2840. After this period, their night terrors will be 
interrupted by a dramatic shift in scenario. Details vary, but the 
interaction always ends in the neutralization of the nightmare and its 
replacement by SCP-2840. 


SCP-2840 will manifest mid-scenario, violently interrupting the 
dream and changing it to a different scenario. For example, a 
subject dreaming of being chased found that the pursuer was 
attacked and consumed by a featureless figure, and then found 
themselves trapped within a dark forest with the figure pursuing at a 
relaxed pace. Another subject with terrors of drowning experienced 
a sudden expulsion of bubbles from below, which led to a dream of 
falling in a clear void.