Individual members of SCP-2050 (currently designated as 
SCP-2050-1-1 through SCP-2050- 1-209) are equipped in armor 
resembling that found during the First Crusade. Metal for this armor 
is currently supplied by the Foundation, in order to maintain good 
relations with SCP-2050. In addition, SCP-2050 members are also 
equipped with weapons and other equipment present during the 
First Crusade. 


SCP-2050-1 instances are genetically identical to non-anomalous 
members of the Sciuridae family, though SCP-2050-1 instances are 
capable of speech, and demonstrate some higher functions 
associated with sapience. However, SCP-2050-1 instances are 
unable to focus on complex tasks for long periods of time, and often 
lose interest in tasks before completion. 


Members of SCP-2050 maintain that their order can trace its lineage 
back to the First Crusade, circa 1096 CE. SCP-2050-2 maintains 
that SCP-2050 was created in order to combat the influence of 
"heresy and blasphemy." 


SCP-2050 was originally housed in a stone citadel in Galloway 
Forest Park, Scotland. The citadel heavily resembled a citadel that 
was located in the region before being torn down circa the 12th 
century CE. 


SCP-2050-2 is a designation for the "Grand Master of the 
Brotherhood," the leader of SCP-2050, currently a 4 year old red 
squirrel named "Grand Master Robert Dunfeld, Master of the Order, 
Marshal of the North, and Duke of the Sciurus." SCP-2050-2 is 
identifiable by its plumed helmet. 


SCP-2050-3 refers to the leader of "House Bushtail," a noble house 
of red squirrels that comprises roughly half of the membership of 
SCP-2050. Members of House Bushtail possess a characteristic 
streak of dark fur running down their dorsal side. SCP-2050-3 is 
considered to hold de facto control over members of House Bushiail. 
SCP-2050-3 is currently a 3 year old red squirrel named "Sir Casper 
Bushtail, Duke of the Bushtail Sciurine, Master of Horse, and Knight 
of the Woodland Order." 


SCP-2050-4 refers to the leader of "House Acornfist," a noble house 
of red squirrels that comprises most of the other half of the 
membership of SCP-2050. Members of House Acornfist do not 
possess the fur pattern found in members of House Bushtail. 
SCP-2050-4 is considered to hold de facto control over members of 
House Acornfist. SCP-2050-4 is currently a 3 and a half year old red 
squirrel named "Sir Hugh Acornfist, Duke of the Acornfist Sciurine, 
Lord of the Arbor, and Knight of the Leafy Order." 


Externally, SCP-2050 maintains a policy of extreme hostility towards 
any and all members of the genus Rattus, commonly known as the 
Rat family. SCP-2050-1 instances will seek to kill any member of 
this genus on sight. Aside from this, SCP-2050 currently maintains a 
policy of isolation, and containment of SCP-2050 is to focus on 
preventing outside awareness of SCP-2050. 


Internally, SCP-2050 is politically unstable. SCP-2050-2 maintains 
little power over either house that comprises SCP-2050. According 
to SCP-2050-2, 2 civil wars have occurred in the past due to 
disagreements between the leaders of the two houses, leading to 
extreme diminishing in the number of members of SCP-2050. 


SCP-2050 Acquisition: SCP-2050 came to the Foundation's 
attention when members of SCP-2050, lead by SCP-2050-3, were 
discovered attempting to besiege a nearby city. Members of 
SCP-2050 had actively attempted to seek out and kill as many rats 
in the area as possible. The heads of these rats were discovered 
mounted on pikes in front of an encampment that SCP-2050 had 
constructed. 


According to members of SCP-2050, a decree by SCP-1845-1 had 
inspired the organization's attempt to "conquer the holy land, for the 
honor of the king." 


Following a joint siege by the Foundation and elements of the GOC, 
SCP-2050 was convinced to surrender and enter Foundation 
containment, in return for a supply of food and metal. Requests by 
SCP-2050 to be contained with SCP-1845 were denied. 


Addendum: The following documents are transcripts of incidents 
and conversations within SCP-2050 


+ SCP-2050 Observation | 
SCP-2050 Observation | 


The following incident was observed by the 
official Foundation envoy when two members 
of SCP-2050 (both of House Bushtail) 
encountered a group of 4 laboratory rats that 
were introduced for testing purposes. 


SCP-2050-1-132: Look, brother! Over there! 
Heretics! 


SCP-2050-1-92: Why, yes, | do believe that 
you are right, good sir. Quick, draw your blade. 


SCP-2050-1-132: They look rather sickly, don't 
they? 


SCP-2050-1-92: Steel yourself, brother. They 
are heretics nonetheless. Into the fray! For the 
Order! 


SCP-2050-1-132: For the Order! 


(SCP-2050-1-132 and SCP-2050-1-92 
proceed to draw their weapons and attack the 
laboratory rats. The rats attempt to retaliate, 
but are unable to penetrate the armor.) 


SCP-2050-1-132: Amen, brother. Say, is that 
an acorn over yonder? 


+ SCP-2050 Incident Report | 
SCP-2050 Incident Report | 


The following report of a meeting led by 
SCP-2050-2, SCP-2050-3, and SCP-2050-4 
has been included for its observations on 
SCP-2050 inner politics. 


SCP-2050-2: Settle down, brothers, settle 
down. Now, the first topic of the day is the 
reports that I've been receiving 
regarding....honor duels. 


SCP-2050-3: Yes, those Acornfist cowards 
have run up and complained, have they? Dirty 
red lot. 


SCP-2050-4: Oh really, Bushtail? | heard 
about your silly little brother. Fell out of a tree, 
or something of the sort? Killed by a ghost 
hawk? 


SCP-2050-3: Better dead than an Acornfist. 


SCP-2050-4: Take that back, you vagabond! | 
dare say, take that back this instant! 


SCP-2050-2: Quiet! Peace, brothers, peace. 
We are all squirrel-brethren here. Remember 
our true enemy: the heretics, not each other. 


SCP-2050-3: A heretic has better manners 
than these uncouth Acornfist scum. 


SCP-2050-4: No more of these lowborn 
insults! Taste my wrath, Bushtail fiend! 


At this point, the meeting dissolved into a brawl within 
SCP-2050. Several SCP-2050-1 instances were injured, 
and SCP-2050-4 was witnessed severing SCP-2050-3's 
ear through the use of his teeth. 


+ SCP-2050-1-58 Interview Log 
SCP-2050-1-58 Interview Log 


The official Foundation envoy attempted to 
interview a member of SCP-2050 to obtain 
more information surrounding the Order. 


SCP-2050-1-58: What's it that you want, fur- 
less one? 


Envoy: Hello, SCP-2050-1-58. Could you tell 
me more about your organization? 


SCP-2050-1-58: The Order? We're a proud 
lot, we are. Formed way back, generations 
ago. Some fur-less pope of yours stated that 
all were supposed to journey and fight the 
heretics. Declared that our great order was on 
a mission from above. 


Envoy: And you responded to this call? 


SCP-2050-1-58: 'Course. You fur-less lot 


seem like you know what you're going on 
about. We didn't know about any fur-less 
heretics though, so we took our only enemies: 
those damned rats. Fur or fur-less, all heretics 
deserve what's coming to them. 


Envoy: | see. What religion is it that you 
follow? 


SCP-2050-1-58: Um. It's about...uh...being 
good and what-not? | dunno, never occurred to 
me. | was told that if | kill enough heretics, | get 
rewarded, and go to heaven. Say, do you think 
that there are acorns in heaven? 


Envoy: | wouldn't know. 


« SCP-2049 | SCP-2050 | SCP-2051 » 


SCP-2051: Stromatolite Habitat 


Item #: SCP-2051 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2051 is surrounded by a 
three-meter high chain-link fence topped with barbed wire. 
Additionally, a three hundred meter long concrete dam has been 
built across the entrance to the cove. Warnings of a large Chironex 
fleckeri (Box Jellyfish) population are to be posted around the 
fencing. Security cameras are to be placed every 500 meters along 
the fence. 


Three (3) guards are to be posted to the site under the guise of 
stromatolite research and the guard barracks is to be disguised as 
an Australian Institute of Marine Science research station. One (1) 
instance of SCP-2051-1) is to be kept alive on site in a 2m tank 
supplied with sufficient nutrition (see document SCP-2051-001 for 
nutrition guidelines). 


Civilians attempting to enter the site are to be tested for exposure to 
SCP-2051. If exposed, they are to be terminated; if uncontaminated, 
they are to be ejected with a warning and the threat of legal action if 
they return. 


Testing with SCP-2051 is forbidden. 


Description: SCP-2051 is asmall cove kilometers northeast of 
Shark's Bay, Australia. Humans who enter the water (complete 
submersion is required) become instances of SCP-2051-1. 


The next time an SCP-2051-1 instance enters a man-made body of 
water (including bathtubs, showers, swimming pools and reservoirs), 
they will lose consciousness and rapidly transform into masses of 
skin tissue. 


Stage one of the transformation is the loss of all external structures 
other than skin. Teeth, hair and nails will slough off, a process which 
typically requires ten to fifteen minutes. 


Stage two is the loss of internal hard structures and organs. Bones 
will soften and undergo accelerated osteoporosis. Organs will revert 
to stem cells and then transform into human skin tissue. 
SCP-2051-1 instances will then begin to respire through the skin. 


Brain cells will separate and distribute themselves evenly around the 
mass as nerve bundles. Research indicates this arrangement 
permits the brain's functions to be preserved and has recorded high 
levels of electrical activity from the nerve bundles. 


Once the transformation is complete, SCP-2051-1 is capable of one- 
way telepathic communication, broadcasting all thoughts. These 
messages can be received by any individual within three to four 
meters. The broadcasts typically contain messages of extreme 
duress from the sensory deprivation, followed by depression and 
catatonia. No effort to contact SCP-2051-1 instances has been 
successful. 


Fully transformed SCP-2051-1 instances require a nutrient-rich 
aquatic environment to survive. Starving instances rapidly 
autocannibalize. 


Discovery Log 


SCP-2051 was discovered after six students of 

University became SCP-2051-1 instances in a hotel in Shark's Bay, 
Australia. Two students survived the encounter and were 
interviewed by Foundation agents at the Health Center. 
The students, first responders and medical staff were given Class A 
amnestics at the conclusion of initial containment with the cover 
story of accidentally swimming among Chironex fleckeri. 


Interviewed: Angela Wong, Sarah Rogers 
Interviewer: Agent Bruce Wallace 


Foreword: Wong and Rogers were the survivors of 


SCP-2051's initial discovery. 
<Begin Log> 


Wallace: And you decided to go swimming in it? Even 
with all the rocks? 


Wong: Well, we didn't. | mean, some of us did. Most of 
us did. /oause] Will they be okay? 


Wallace: We'll do everything we can. Why didn't you go 
swimming? 


Rogers: [sniffles] Me and Angela decided to stay on the 
rocks. Get some tanning in, y'know? And, um, Jack and 
Ethan convinced the others It'd be fun. 


Wong: We weren't really into it. And and and nothing 
really happened while we were there. 


Rogers: We decided to come back around sunset. The 
boys and Ruby and Charlotte were pretty far out, so | 
waded into the water to call them ba — call them ba — 
[long pause] | went into the water. | wentinto thewater. 
lwentintothewaterlwentintothewaterlwentintothewater — 


At this point Rogers panics. The interview resumed after 
Rogers was calmed down several minutes later. 


Wallace: What happened when you got back to the 
hotel? 


Wong: | was sharing a room with Willie, since everyone 
else is — everyone else was a couple. He took the 
second shower and | k — killed some time with the 
television. 


Rogers: | hadn't eaten, so | went to buy some sn — 
snacks at the supermarket. | was there about an hour. 
I'm — I'm — I'm n — not v-very decisive. 


Wong: | heard a thump after a minute, while he was in 
there. | didn't think much of it, he didn't shout or anything. 
| got concerned at little later....around fifteen minutes. | 
didn't think he'd take that long. | went in....1 went in....1 
went in and he wasn't moving. There was no blood but 
he wasn't moving. He was doubled over but people can't 
— they can't bend that much. It was like all his bones g — 
gone. | touched his shoulder and it was like pressing raw 
cake batter. He — he didn't respond so | called 112 on my 
mobile. He wasn't moving. | — | think he was breathing. | 
— | was too afraid to check him again. 


Rogers: | came back from the market and — and — and 
Angela was screaming about Willie. | got real worried so 
| went to check on Takeshi but he'd [sniffles] locked the 
door for s — some reason. | couldn't get to him before the 
ambulance people ar — arrived. | told the them | couldn't 
get to Takeshi and the hotel guy open the door for them. 
He was all goo — goo — 


Wong: He was all goopy. Not like the others. 


Wallace: What about your other friends? 
Rogers: | didn't see them. They just — they.... [Pause] 


Wong: They didn't answer their phones. | told the man 
from the hotel — he was with the paramedics — and he 
opened their doors. | saw Ruby and Ethan when they 
were wheeled out. But | thought — We thought — [Long 
Pause] 


Wong: | could hear them. They were screaming. The 
EMTs heard it too. They were in the dark and they didn't 
say anything when we tried to talk to them. The EMT 
touched one — | don't know who — | couldn't tell — | 
couldn't tell my friends apart — [Long Pause] 


Wong: He touched one and they were still screaming. 
They didn't respond. They just kept screaming and it only 


stopped when — when the ambulance took them away. 


<End Log> 


Wong and Rogers were given Class A amnestics and 
released following containment of SCP-2051. 


« SCP-2050 | SCP-2051 | SCP-2052 » 


SCP-2052: Perpetual Motion Cloth 


Item #: SCP-2052 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2052 is currently stored in 
a standard vacuum chamber at Site- . Sides A and B have been 
dyed red and blue, respectively, for ease of identification. When not 
involved in approved experimentation, SCP-2052 must be laid flat 
inside the vacuum chamber, with side A facing upwards. SCP-2052 
must not be exposed to pressures above 0.5 Pascals at any time. 


The primary containment vessel is stored in secondary containment 
vault 2052-C2. 2052-C2 is equipped with three type-B vacuum 
pumps, and a set of four protective suits suitable for working inside a 
vacuum, allowing SCP-2052 to be removed from its primary 
containment vessel. Removal from primary containment is only 
permitted for the purposes of approved experimentation or 
scheduled maintainence of the primary containment vessel. 


Researchers handling SCP-2052 must ensure that no portions of the 
fabric facing the same direction become overlapping at any point, 
except when done intentionally as part of an approved experiment. 


Description: SCP-2052 is a 12-centimeter square of silk cloth. 
Physical forces applied through SCP-2052 do not comply with 
Newton's third law of motion.! Forces applied to side B are opposed 
by a force roughly 810 times greater, rather than the equal force 
predicted by conventional physics. Conversely, any forces applied to 
side A are opposed by a force reduced by a factor of 810. Analysis 
of internal compression of SCP-2052 has determined that the 
anomalous effect occurs instantaneously at a plane 30 micrometers 
below side A. 


Overlapping layers of SCP-2052 are capable of applying the 
anomalous effect cumulatively, resulting in an exponential increase