D-2207-14 travels to the upper floor of the 
barn-like structure and approaches a window. 
The location of the breach point of Universe-38 
is visible due to the withered plants 
surrounding the instance. Observation 
indicates that the wind is rapidly spreading the 
withering or blighting effect. 


D-2207-14 reports that she hears a noise from 
the lower level of the barn-like structure and 


investigates. A male individual, wearing blue 
overalls, a gray t-shirt, a hat made of a straw- 
like material, and carrying a rifle of unknown 
make and model is seen inspecting the 
recovery cable and radio/video umbilical. 


D-2207-14 is instructed to switch her radio to 
free-range mode and to press the quick- 
release button on the recovery harness. 
D-2207-14 complies, and is instructed to leave 
the barn-like structure and return to the 
SCP-2207-1 instance. Site- 's armed 
containment response unit is called to 
containment laboratory 8803 as a 
precautionary measure. 


At two hours and twenty three minutes, 
D-2207-14 reports that she has left the barn, 
but the individual from the barn had spotted 
her and started firing his rifle. Gunshots and 
yelling in an unknown language can be heard 
over the radio. The recall cable is activated. 


D-2207-14 reaches the SCP-2207-1 instance 
at two hours and thirty minutes into the 
exploration. The unknown individual is seen 
entering the withered/blighted area, and falls to 
the ground before Site- 's armed containment 
response unit can fire. The individual's body is 
subsequently seen to rapidly mummify. 
D-2207-14 is instructed to recover the 
unknown individual's body, and eventually 
complies. The instance is allowed to naturally 
close. 


The second set of recovered samples do not 
show signs of the blighting effect that the first 
had. The unknown individual was found to be 
carrying identification in a wallet, along with 
several examples of paper currency and a set 
of photos, presumably of family members. All 


information in the wallet is in an unknown and 
currently undeciphered script. The recovered 
tools were determined to be functionally 
identical to a dulled hand scythe anda 
hacksaw. 


D-2207-14 died shortly after the test, 
mummifying thirty minutes after the 
exploration, likely due to the blighting effect. 
The effect was found to not be communicable 
from D-2207-14's body, the body of the 
unknown individual from Universe-38, or any 
recovered material. 


Date: 19 -07-14 

Test #: 42 

Exploration #: 32 

Type: D-Class only, equipped with EEG cap, 
standard recovery harness and cable, radio/ 
video umbilical, and Level C PPE. 

Test Time: 24 hours. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-42 is 
a grassy field, with the skyline of an unknown 
city visible approximately two to three 
kilometers away from the breach point. 
D-2207-16 is instructed to pass through the 
SCP-2207-1 instance. 


D-2207-16 is seen to breach SCP-2207-1, and 
subsequently appears to freeze in place once 
fully through. Video feed is still operational, 
and requests to ascertain D-2207-16's status 
are unanswered. EEG shows a sudden 
increase of alpha brainwave activity. The recall 
cable is activated after thirty seconds. 


The recall cable snaps at the SCP-2207-1 
instance, also severing the radio/video 
umbilical. Visual observation from the 
SCP-2207-1 instance shows that the umbilical 


and recall cable beyond the threshold remain 
slack. 


Recovery attempts are made with a variety of 
tools, including hooked poles. However, all 
attempts fail in a similar manner to the recall 
cable, with objects quickly becoming stuck 
after exposure to the environment beyond the 
SCP-2207-1 instance. It is also discovered that 
the metal braces remain immobile. 


Exploration ends after a period of 24 hours, 
due to the forced closure of the SCP-2207-1 
instance. Metal braces and all tools used in the 
recovery attempt are severed. D-2207-16 is 
not recovered. 


Note: Due to the attrition rate of D-class and 
near-certainty of hostile and/or dangerous 
conditions beyond SCP-2207-1 instances, 
remote control drones with audio/video 
feedback are to be used for all further tests 
involving SCP-2207. 


Date: 19 -07-28 

Test #: 56 

Exploration #: 46 

Type: Remote controlled drone with audio/ 
video feedback. 

Test time: 35 minutes, 45 seconds. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-56 
appears to be within a borough or small 
suburb outside of a large city. The drone is 
deployed. 


Within one minute, the skyscrapers of the city 
are seen to sag, causing a mild panic from 
individuals within the suburb. The sagging 
becomes more defined as the exploration 
continues. By three minutes, the skyscrapers 


appear to begin melting, and the sagging 
effect is now seen on the houses of the 
suburb. The sagging effect passes to 
individuals after five minutes. 


By ten minutes, almost all visible objects have 
turned to puddles, and the controller of the 
drone notes difficulty in controlling the drone. 
After fifteen minutes, the drone becomes 
unresponsive to controls and falls to the 
ground. 


A second drone is deployed, while video data 
is still received from the first, which 
progressively distorts as the exploration goes 
on. 


After twenty-five minutes, the controller of the 
second drone reports difficulties with the 
drone's movement. The second drone is 
recalled, as no significantly new data was 
recorded. The metal braces are removed, and 
the SCP-2207-1 instance is allowed to close. 


Inspection of the second drone shows that all 
load-bearing surfaces are heavily warped, with 
sagging effects on the remaining surfaces. The 
side of the metal braces exposed to 
Universe-56 are also found to be warped. 
Strength and compression tests indicates that 
the affected material does not deviate from 
non-affected material. 


Date: 19 -10-06 

Test #: 126 

Exploration #: 116 

Type: Remote controlled drone with audio/ 
video feedback. 

Test Time: 1 hour, 21 minutes, 36 seconds. 


Overview: The breach point of Universe-126 


is a glade in a temperate forest, during the 
day. The drone is deployed, and occasional 
faint, jagged lines are seen in the ground, sky, 
and air. The lines appear to be harmless to the 
drone. 


After three minutes, the lines are distinct 
enough to continuously observe, with the 
highest concentration forming around the 
SCP-2207-1 instance. 


After ten minutes, sections of the sky are 
rendered as blue with the phrase "[NO 
SIGNAL]" visible in white. Visual observation 
from the SCP-2207-1 instance indicates that 
the sections appear black. 


By twenty minutes, the entire sky is rendered 
in blue with the phrase "[NO SIGNAL]" in 
white. Sunlight is still visible, though without an 
apparent source. 


Forty minutes into the exploration, sections of 
the ground are rendered in blue with the 
phrase "[NO SIGNAL]" visible in white. One of 
these sections appears under a tree, which 
subsequently falls. The tree is not visible as it 
passes into the "[NO SIGNAL]" patch. 


One hour into the exploration, the "[NO 
SIGNAL]" patches begin to form in the air, with 
the ones on the ground expanding and new 
ones forming. 


After an hour and fifteen minutes, the drone is 
recalled as the "[NO SIGNAL]" patches make 
further exploration difficult. The controller is 
unable to successfully navigate the drone 
back, causing it to become disabled and fall to 
the ground. 


Two minutes later, a "[NO SIGNAL]" patch 
forms on the ground beneath the drone, and 
contact is subsequently lost. 


The metal braces are removed from the 
SCP-2207-1 instance, and it is allowed to 
naturally close. 


Incident 2207-01: On 19 -10-06, the following letter was found 
addressed to Site- 's administration: 


TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN 


IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THAT 
MULTIPLE RECENT YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE 
EVENTS ARE TIED TO ACTIONS PERFORMED BY 
YOUR ORGANIZATION, The SCP Foundation. AS 
UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2&-D (THE UNIVERSE YOUR 
ORGANIZATION INHABITS) HAS DISPLAYED LIMITED 
MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL CAPABILITY PRIOR TO 
THESE INCIDENTS, IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE 
ACTIONS PERFORMED BY YOUR ORGANIZATION 
ARE BOTH WITHOUT MALICE OR FULL 
KNOWLEDGE OF THE RESULTING 
REPERCUSSIONS. 


THIS CORRESPONDENCE IS THEREFORE 
CONSIDERED TO BE A LAWFUL CEASE-AND-DESIST 
ORDER BY . FURTHER ACTIONS ON YOUR 
ORGANIZATION'S PART THAT CONTRIBUTE TO A 
YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT WILL RESULT IN 
ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: 


¢* OFFICIAL CENSURE OF UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2&-D 
AND ITS INHABITANTS 

¢ FINES UPWARDS OF 87,000,000.00 PER 
YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT 

¢ MINIMUM IMPRISONMENT OF THREE 
THOUSAND (3,000) STELLAR CYCLES PER 
YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT 

¢ INTERVENTION BY ARMED FORCES 


* FORCED YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT OF 
UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2€-D 


FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, ATTACHED IS A LIST OF 
DATES AND TIMES WHEN YGGDRASIL-SEVERENCE 
EVENTS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. PLEASE BE SURE 
TO REFER TO THE LIST SO THAT YOU MAY 
COMPLY WITH THIS LAWFUL ORDER. 


WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 


SIGNED, 
Sigma-Xotoxin, OFFICE OF MULTIVERSAL 
INCIDENTS. 


After receiving the letter, all testing was halted in response. As of 
2015-08-03, there has been no further correspondence from the 
entity Sigma-Xotoxin or 


Footnotes 

1. Relative to immediate surroundings. 

2. EEG sensors were added to exploration protocols after the events 
of Test #18. See document 2207-24 for more information. 


« SCP-2206 | SCP-2207 | SCP-2208 » 


SCP-2208: Deus in Furno 


Item #: SCP-2208 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2208 is to be kept in a 
Level 4 secure storage locker in Site-57. Personnel wishing to 
access SCP-2208 must obtain permission from the Site Director. 
Instances of SCP-2208-A are to be cataloged and placed in non- 
hazardous storage.! Full-body protection must be worn at all times 
when testing SCP-2208. 


Description: SCP-2208 is a 2-quart -brand stainless steel 
saucepan. The inside is coated in a nonstick polymer believed to be 
polytetrafluoroethylene.? The handle has been modified to include a 
USB standard-A receptacle, the purpose of which has yet to be 
determined investigation of which is pending.? SCP-2208 does not 
transfer heat as a stainless steel saucepan should, and heat testing 
up to 2,300°C has been unable to warm its surface. 


When a human subject makes skin contact with any part of 
SCP-2208, there is a 29% chance the subject will be transformed 
into a saucepan (SCP-2208-A) in a process that takes ~0.8 
seconds. Instances of SCP-2208-A match SCP-2208's appearance, 
apart from the lack of USB receptacle; they are otherwise non- 
anomalous. Subjects unaffected by initial contact with SCP-2208 are 
able to safely handle it thereafter.4 A predictive pattern of 
SCP-2208's effects has yet to be determined. 


Interview 2208-01 
Interviewed: J Nunez 
Interviewer: Agent Alvarez-Montana 


Foreword: SCP-2208 was recovered from the home of 


J Nufez of Westway, Texas, USA, along with 145 
other saucepans believed to be instances of SCP-2208- 
A. The home was raided after a four-month federal 
investigation into the disappearances of more than 
individuals from the area. Foundation agents embedded 
with the FBI were alerted to SCP-2208's anomalous 
properties after 3 federal and 1 Foundation agent were 
converted into instances of SCP-2208-A. The object was 
recovered by a federal agent immune to its effects, and 
Ms. Nufhez was questioned by the Foundation. Interview 
translated from Spanish. 


<Begin Log> 


Agent Alvarez: What can you tell us about the 
saucepan we recovered from your home? The one that 
transforms people. 


Ms. Nunez: God created man in His own image. 
Agent Alvarez: | don't understand. 
Ms. Nunez: God does not make mistakes. 


Agent Alvarez: | don't know what you mean. Maybe you 
can explain why you haven't been changed? I'm sure 
you've touched it. Is there a reason why some are 
changed and some aren't? 


Ms. Nunez: You and I, we are unworthy. | brought more 
and more faithful to him, yet still am | forsaken. [begins to 
cry] Why am | not worthy? 


Agent Alvarez: Make sure you tell the Bureau about that 
later. foauses] Are you sure you don't know anything 
more about how it works, or why? 


Ms. Nunez: God does not make mistakes, Mister Agent. 
If God were to change, His image would change, also. 


<End Log> 


Unknown: [unintelligible] 

G01: A34? A34, RESPOND! 

G01: Team! Role call with hand sign. 

A12: A12 in fighting form. 

A29: A29 in fighting form. 

A48: A48 in fighting form. 

A57: A57 in fighting form. 

G01: G01 in fighting form. 

(pause) 

G01: All right. A34 is MIA. We'll proceed to the reception desk 


Log begins // @ 18:20:27 

A29: The hell? 

G01: Damn it, A29, if you're going to respond to something describe 
it for the log! 

A12: Reception desk is covered with the brown fluid from before. 
Words have been spelt out. "From the Progenitor." Several symbols 
are present as well, showing signs of intelligence. A48 is 
photographing. 

A57: To our six! They're coming! 

G01: Defensive positions! Can we make it to the door? 

A57: Several contacts are in the way. They do not appear to be 
approaching us, displaying the swaying behavior. 

G01: We'll retreat that way. A12? What's wrong, A12? 

A12: (quietly) They've done something to their faces. 

G01: What are you talking... Oh Jesus. A48, get a picture of that. 
A48: That's one way to use a scalpel. Wait a minute, is thata 
necklace made of teeth? 

A29: The fuck, the fuck, the fuck. 

(sounds of weapons fire) 

G01: CEASE FIRE! Perchand, CEASE FIRE! ERIC! Note: Eric 
Perchand is A12. 

(distortions on log increase) 

A12: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 

G01: [Unintelligible] 

A34: [Unintelligible] 

A957: [Unintelligible] 

A12: | hope this finds you release. 

(momentary sound of a large explosion, followed by log cutting out) 
A29: HE JUST BLEW HIMSELF UP!? 


Closing Statement: Ms. Nunez was remanded to FBI 
custody after a standard containment period and 
administration of amnestics. She cooperated with 
authorities in locating the remains of the _ individuals 
not accounted for by SCP-2208-A instances and was 
charged in their deaths. 


Addendum 2208-02: On / /20 , while performing routine testing 
on SCP-2208's USB receptacle, Junior Researcher L was 
simultaneously recharging an MP3 player via USB on the test 
computer, in violation of testing procedures. After testing was 
complete, Junior Researcher L_ discovered a new file on his 
device, named "un_w721g.mp3" and remanded his MP3 player to 
custody for study. A transcript of the audio file follows. 


[File begins with 4 seconds of white noise, followed by a 
surprised feminine voice.] 


Ow! What? What's this? Hello? Is that you guys? Listen, 
| haven't had anything to work with in like two months. Is 
that why you missed my last couple paychecks? It's been 
a while. I'm not a charity here! I've got expenses! And all 
these other people you sent in, they're starting to smell. 
It's been a while. Look, either you get me some new 
material, you pay me, or you find yourself a new 
employee. Once | figure out how to get out of here, 
anyway. It's been a while. 


Containment procedures are currently under review. 


Footnotes 

1. Next of kin are to be informed of death and loss of remains per 
Foundation Ethics Protocol 283-A-5: Family and Survivors With 
Unrecoverable Remains. 

2. Marketed as "Teflon". Materials testing has not been possible. 
3. See Addendum 2208-02. 

4. For a list of personnel immune to the effects of SCP-2208, 
reference Document 2208-02-b. 


« SCP-2207 | SCP-2208 | SCP-2209 » 


SCP-2209: Virtual Reality 


Item #: SCP-2209 
Object Class: Safe