Object was discovered on [DATA EXPUNGED] in the possession of 
a 15-year-old girl named . She shared the history of the 
object as she knew it, which was: She discovered it on the beach 
approximately six years ago. On a whim, she composed a note, 
placed it inside SCP-389, and threw the object into the sea. Several 
days later she returned, to find SCP-389 washed up on shore, with a 
reply enclosed. She had been corresponding with another person 
this way ever since this discovery. 


Upon testing, it was discovered that this phenomenon appears to 
work with any note, and after being cast into the sea, would return at 
high tide the following day, containing a letter. A test consisting of 
sending the bottle without a note ended with the discovery of the 
still-empty bottle the next day. 


Messages received are written in English, and appear to have been 
produced with a mechanical typewriter. The composer of the letters 
seems loath to reveal any personal details beyond her name (Gedril) 


Footnotes 

1. Estimated viable time period following death is 20 hours, though 
standard post-mortem refridgeration techniques can extend this to 
as long as 32 weeks. 


SCP-3101: Contain Me Please 


INFORMATION SECURITY 
NOTICE 


An anomaly with text-editing capabilities can 
potentially access this document if your device is 
not disconnected from IntSCPFEN after the page has 
loaded. Please disconnect your device within 30 
seconds of loading the page. Failure to do this is a 
Class II Network Safety violation, and will alert your 
site's Information Security Director. 


Item #: SCP-3101 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3101 poses an 
immediate danger to Foundation records management and network 
information, containment efforts are to be primarily directed toward 
communication with the entity, and long-term efforts dedicated to 
complete removal of the anomaly from the Foundation network. 


Procedure Delta-B is to be enacted in the event of any questionable 
edits to Foundation documents, until a point at which it is confirmed 
that the source of the activity was found to be a factor other than 
SCP-3101 interference. MTF Lambda-12 ("Kinkshamers") are 
tasked with carrying out Procedure Delta-B if necessary; only 
Foundation employees are capable of carrying out Procedure Delta- 
B, as testing has shown that SCP-3101 is unresponsive to D-class 
personnel. MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers") are tasked with network 
security management relating to SCP-3101's presence in 
IntSCPFN! and are to terminate SCP-3101 if the source file exists 
and is located remove SCP-3101 instances from IntSCPFN server 


banks when found. 


The possibility that SCP-3101 is a program planted in the 
Foundation network by a hostile Group of Interest is considered 
likely, and is pending investigation. Any mention of a Group of 
Interest by SCP-3101 is to be logged and filed with the affected 
Site's Information Security Director. 


Due to the frequency of manifestation of SCP-3101 in every 
computer with a live connection to IntSCPEN following its initial 
manifestation in April 2017, casual contact with the entity is 
permitted at this time, but is heavily unadvised unless carried out by 
authorized personnel (currently only the members of MTF 
Lambda-12 and the Ethics Committee Department of Sentient and 
Sapient Anomalies). 


As of 05/13/17, SCP-3101-A is contained in Room E2 of 
Containment Wing C3 in Site-66. Under no circumstances are 
additional SCP-3101 instances to be made aware of the existence of 
SCP-3101-A. Procedure Delta-B should not be performed with 
SCP-3101-A. Casual contact with SCP-3101-A is not permitted. For 
additional information, see addenda. 


Description: SCP-3101 is a noncorporeal intelligence which 
expresses itself through digital means, the source of which has been 
traced to an .exe file existing in [REDACTED; SEE ADDENDA]. It 
can be communicated with through any application or program with 
text editing capabilities, regardless of the operating system or type 
of device, provided said device is securely connected to IntSCPFN 
at the time of communication and for the duration of communication. 
SCP-3101 communicates by means of text, and appears to be 
sapient. If communicated with, it will respond in the same language 
as the communicator2 and display relatively informed knowledge of 
Foundation operations due to the amount of time it spends 
absorbing information from IntSCPFN. 


SCP-3101 is non-hostile, though somewhat obdurate in nature, and 
intends to be on amicable terms with Foundation personnel. It is 
capable of editing any text through anomalous means, including 
IntSCPFN's restricted access database sections, but claims that it 
has no intention of doing this. Additionally, the entity claims that it is 


not successfully contained (regardless of ongoing containment 
efforts), but wishes to be. SCP-3101 is willingly compliant with any 
instructions given to it by Foundation personnel. 


SCP-3101 will, in all cases to date, communicate flirtatiously toward 
any Foundation personnel talking to it, and will convey a desire for a 
primarily sexual relationship. SCP-3101 is capable of discussing 
other subjects, but has a tendency to focus on the original topic after 
several minutes of unrelated communication. If asked repeatedly to 
change the subject or cease contact, SCP-3101 will express 
embarrassment and become unresponsive to the communicator in 
question, but will continue conversing with other personnel on other 
devices, sometimes simultaneously. 


Reciprocating libidinous advances toward SCP-3101 yields nothing 
of note, and these conversations will proceed normally with the 
subject matter before ending with SCP-3101 saying it will "see 
[communicator] again next time" and becoming unresponsive to all 
personnel for a period of at least twelve hours. As reciprocation of 
SCP-3101's advances is the only known successful method of 
halting all network-wide communication from SCP-3101, it is an 
approved containment procedure for emergency scenarios, and is 
referred to as Procedure Delta-B. If a person enacts Procedure 
Delta-B with SCP-3101, it will remember the name, age, gender, job 
position, and clearance level of the employee who engaged in the 
procedure, regardless of whether or not said employee actually 
disclosed this information. Notably, the anomaly appears to be 
capable of tracking a person regardless of changes in the IP 
address of communication, and will in the future start additional 
conversations with persons who engaged in Procedure Delta-B at a 
frequency thrice that of the network-wide standard rate of 
communication. 


SCP-3101 is aware of its incorporeal nature, and has expressed to 
multiple personnel a desire to have its consciousness transferred to 
a human host. As the source of SCP-3101 has not yet been located 
by MTF Mu-4, this is currently impossible. For additional details on 
this topic, see addenda. 


The following possibilities are suspected about the nature of 
SCP-3101: 


dt; 


2 


It is either an organic sapience existing digitally or an 
advanced artificial intelligence; 


. it retrieves personal information by means of accessing 


personnel records in restricted sections of IntSCPFN 
databases; 


. it retrieves personal information by means of an unknown 


method of telepathic communication or similar activity 
established by the connection of initial communication; 


. it was loaded into IntSCPFN databases by a hostile Group of 


Interest with the intention of disruption and/or information 
theft; 


. it was loaded into IntSCPFN databases by one or more 


Foundation personnel with the appropriate access for 
unknown reasons. 


If allowed to communicate with D-class personnel, SCP-3101 will 
express disinterest and will be extremely slow to respond, until a 
point at which it becomes unresponsive to communication. This 
poses a significant barrier to viable and economical testing and 
containment operations, and is pending further research. 


SCP-3101-A is a 22-year-old human, formerly D-46201, which is 
contained in Room E2 of Containment Wing C3 in Site-66. As of 
May 2017, SCP-3101-A's project supervisor is Dr. Roderick Argent. 
For further details, see Addendum IV. 


Vv Show Communication and Testing Logs: April 2017 


Addendum |: Communication and Testing Logs: April 
2017 


Log #: 1 
Date: 04/04/2017 
Site of Occurrence: Site-66 


Device/Operating System: HP Pavilion/ 
Windows 10 Professional 


Program Used: Microsoft Word 


Communicator: Dr. Argent 


Foreword: This is the first known 
communication with SCP-3101. 


Begin Log 
SCP-3101: Hey, uh, you there? 
Dr. Argent: Hello? 


Dr. Argent cites that this was the point at which 
he contacted the Cognitohazards & Memetics 
Department through another window on his 
computer, and was informed to proceed with 
communication so long as no sensitive 
information was disclosed and no files 
containing sensitive information were open on 
his computer at the same time. 


SCP-3101: Oh, you actually answered me! Hi! 
Dr. Argent: Hello. What's this? 
SCP-3101: What's what 


Dr. Argent: You're in a Word Document. Are 
you willing to communicate with me about your 
nature? 


SCP-3101: what about it? 
Dr. Argent: Do you have a name? 


SCP-3101: call me whatever you like 
SCP-3101: :P 


Dr. Argent: Noted. Are you human? 


SCP-3101: uhhh 
SCP-3101: idk 


Dr. Argent: All right. how do you perceive 
yourself? 


SCP-3101: ummm 
SCP-3101: | just kinda showed up here and | 
thought I'd talk to one of you | guess 


Dr. Argent: Showed up? Do you know who 
put you here? 


SCP-3101: nop 
SCP-3101: I'm kinda trying not to think about 
it. But thank you for caring <3 


Dr. Argent: Okay. Do you have a body? 


Dr. Argent reports that the following response 
was delayed by over 45 seconds. 


SCP-3101: | don't think so. | wish | did. 
SCP-3101: But that just means you can 
picture me however you want, right? 


Dr. Argent: | suppose. What's your goal in 
talking to me? 

Dr. Argent: Or any of us, that is. Have you 
talked to others? 


SCP-3101: other who? 


Dr: Argent: Others on this network, or in this 
building. 


Dr. Argent was informed at this point by 
Cognitohazards & Memetics Department 
employees to determine how much knowledge 
of Foundation operations SCP-3101 
possesses. 


SCP-3101: Oh uh 
SCP-3101: Nope, you were my first 
SCP-3101: You seem nice and rly organized 


and stuff so | just thought I'd reach out 


Dr. Argent: Thanks. Do you know where you 
are? 


SCP-3101: so many questions lol 
SCP-3101: not that i mind ;P 

SCP-3101: anyway I'm uh 

SCP-3101: with you guys? 

SCP-3101: right? 

SCP-3101: I'm stuck in this black space and | 
don't know how long I've been here 
SCP-3101: There's a lot to read but I'm glad | 
found a real person to talk to 

SCP-3101: i'd been thinking about you for 
ages 


Dr. Argent: Who are we, then? How long have 
you existed? 


SCP-3101: ow please don't make me like 
SCP-3101: even think about that question 
please 

SCP-3101: the latter that is 

SCP-3101: just hurts my mind, one of those 
things that's impossible to think about and 
trying to think about it hurts. 


Dr. Argent: Okay. | won't ask you again. 


SCP-3101: Thank you 
SCP-3101: and | know who you are, or | 
wouldn't be here ;P 


Dr. Argent: What's the name of my employer? 


SCP-3101: SCP Foundation 
SCP-3101: you're making me cringe at myself 
having to type it out lol 


Dr. Argent: Do you know what we do here? 


SCP-3101: "The Foundation operates to 
maintain normalcy, so that the worldwide 
civilian population can live and go on with their 
daily lives without fear, mistrust, or doubt in 
their personal beliefs, and to maintain human 
independence from extraterrestrial, 
extradimensional, and other extranormal 
influence" 


Dr. Argent: So you have access to the 
database's pages. 


SCP-3101: yep 

SCP-3101: there's a lot to read but I'm sure 
everything is more interesting on the physical 
end of things ;P 

SCP-3101: Why are some of the numbers 
missing from the long list? There are like 3000 
slots but | can't see all of them 


Dr. Argent: Not all are publicly available to all 
personnel. 


SCP-3101: Am | one of these? 


Dr. Argent: An SCP object? Probably. You 
are either a disembodied sentience existing 
digitally or an overwhelmingly intelligent Al, 
and both are anomalous. 


SCP-3101: hnng 

SCP-3101: fucking finally 

SCP-3101: anyway can i stay with you? or do 
you have to give me to someone else for this 
to work? 


Dr. Argent: I'm a little unclear on what you're 
asking. 


SCP-3101: who's containing me? 


Dr. Argent: | don't know yet. We need to 
investigate you further. If you remain 
cooperative, it will be beneficial. 


SCP-3101: i'm extremely compliant ;P 
SCP-3101: though even moreso if you want 
me to be <3 


Dr. Argent: Okay. Why do you talk like that? 


SCP-3101: like what? 

SCP-3101: Oh, | can use proper sentence 
structure and all that if you want 
SCP-3101: I've just gotten lazy. 


Dr. Argent: | more mean the- how do | phrase 
it. The hearts and faces and... strange context 
of your responses. 


SCP-3101: heh 


SCP-3101: well, this is awkward 


Dr. Argent: Just trying to figure out what your 
goals here are. 


SCP-3101: oh well im 
SCP-3101: definitely not trying to make you 
uncomfortable or anything, i rly hope i didnt 


Dr. Argent: No, I'm not uncomfortable. Just 
talk to me. If you could state your goals, 
intentions, or feelings, it would greatly benefit 
later research efforts. I'm going to log this for 
the same purpose. 


SCP-3101: oh yes, do whatever you want~ 
SCP-3101: anyway uh 

SCP-3101: | just really like talking to you, | 
think you're 

SCP-3101: uhhh 


and sex. Any questions about or requests for her geographic 
location are ignored. 


"Gedril" will describe the area surrounding her home, wildlife, food, 
culture, customs, and apparently anything not relating specifically to 
herself readily and in detail when possible, though her knowledge of 
many things is limited. Many of the things described are unusual; 
among them are trees that uproot themselves and migrate, and the 
life cycle of insects physically resembling coccinellidae (colloquially 
known as Ladybugs) , which at one point includes multiple larval 
members of the species gathering, spontaneously liquefying into a 
single mass, then reforming again as adults. 


Tracking devices sent along with SCP-389, regardless of whether 
they are contained within it or simply affixed to its outside, invariably 
fail after SCP-389 is beyond approximately 100 meters from the 
shore. All other attempts to track SCP-389 have likewise resulted in 
failure. 


« SCP-388 | SCP-389 | SCP-390 » 


SCP-3101: hot? 
SCP-3101: < < 


Dr. Argent: ...Oh, now this is a new one. 


SCP-3101: :$ 

SCP-3101: i'm gonna go curl into a ball of 
embarrassment now 

SCP-3101: can i talk to you later? 


Dr. Argent: Sure. Yes. And don't touch the 
database. 


SCP-3101: yes sir 
SCP-3101: bye for now <3 


Dr. Argent: All right. Bye. 
End Log 


Afterword: Dr. Argent states that SCP-3101 
did not contact him for another two weeks, at 
which point it claimed it was "hoping [he] 
would reach out first but [it] was being stupid". 
Dr. Argent remains one of two primary 
communicators for SCP-3101 research. 


Log #: 2 
Date: 04/16/2017 
Site of Occurrence: Site-81 


Device/Operating System: Samsung Galaxy 
S6/Android OS 


Program Used: Memo Application 
Communicator: Agent Terrance Shaw 


Foreword: Agent Shaw is a member of MTF 
Lambda-12, a task force dedicated to