Researcher Callaghan attempted to recontain 
SCP- - andSCP- alone, with assistance failing 
to arrive prior to SCP- -'s temporal distortion 
abilities activating, leading to her spontaneous 
decomposition. Standard breach protocol indicates 
that personnel should not attempt to recontain any 
SCP object(s) without assistance from other staff, 
preferably containment engineers. 


The failure of Euclid Wing Containment Chamber 
48's self-sealing functions led to the breach of 
SCP-_, which proceeded to directly kill 46 staff 


members. This was significantly greater than the 
projected figure of 12, which assumed the multi- 
level containment chamber would automatically 
seal all entryways. It was later identified that a 
serial fault in the wiring across several electronic 
entryways led to this failure. It is assumed that all 
maintenance personnel regularly revise their 
knowledge of containment apparatus recalls. 


¢ Due to the release of SCP- and its break into 
Experimentation Room 19, Project Vonnegut's 
initial test failed due to the interaction between 
both temporal anomalies — the resultant temporal 
distortion field led to the deaths of an additional 16 
personnel. 


As no such breach was recorded, it has been theorised that the 
effective erasure of this event from the timeline may have been the 
result of Project Vonnegut's initial test; however, the low chance of 
Containment Specialist Sukarno's survival makes this theory highly 
unlikely. 


Footnotes 
1. See Breach Event 09/08/2009-24 for further details. 


« SCP-2369 | SCP-2370 | SCP-2371 » 


SCP-2371: A Secret Admirer 


Item #: SCP-2371 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: All information and physical 
locations associated with the SCP-2371 phenomenon are to be 
secured under Level 5 Security Protocols. Testing Chamber 14 of 
the Site-43 Spatial Anomalies Wing must be checked for 
manifestation of SCP-2371-1 instances daily. The SCP-2371 Project 
Lead must be prepared to author communiques to SCP-2371-3 or 
delegate this responsibility to personnel they deem qualified at their 
discretion. Communiques with SCP-2371-3 must be written with the 
intention of maintaining amiable interactions with the entity and 
placed within Testing Chamber 14 of the Spatial Anomaly Wing of 
Site-43 within 48 hours of manifestation of SCP-2371-1 instances. 
Inclusion of blueprints of selected non-anomalous technologies may 
be included with communiques at the Site Director's discretion. 
Copies of these communiques must be archived. 


Testing of SCP-2371-2 instances must be carried out under Level 5 
Security protocols unless the SCP-2371-2 instance is approved for 
more widespread use/testing. Implementation/use of SCP-2371-2 
instances may be permitted following review by the Overseer 
Council, Ethics Committee, and Resource Acquisition Department 
for viability. 


Description: SCP-2371 is a phenomenon affecting Testing 
Chamber 14 of the Spatial Anomaly Wing of Site-43. SCP-2371-1 
refers to documents written on standard sheets of A4/20-pound 
paper, sealed within manila envelopes. These documents 
spontaneously manifest at inconsistent intervals within the testing 
chamber. Documents are of an apparent romantic nature; for further 
information, please see Addendum. SCP-2371-1 instances 
frequently (within approximately 86% of manifestations) contain 


designs for paratechnology or Gen++ technology of variable utility to 
Foundation operations.! (For a full list of such technology and the 
effectiveness of designs presented, see attached documentation. An 
incomplete list is included within the Addendum.) 


SCP-2371-3 is the theorized author of SCP-2371-1 instances. 
SCP-2371-3 has demonstrated an advanced knowledge of particle 
physics, mechanics, human anatomy, written English, and several 
esoteric fields relevant to the Foundation mission. SCP-2371-3 has 
demonstrated intimate knowledge of the Foundation and its 
activities. However, SCP-2371-3 has also demonstrated a false 
perception of the Foundation as a singular entity, and has apparent 
affection for mundane technology; SCP-2371-1 instances have 
indicated that SCP-2371-3 finds technologies such as internal 
combustion engines and spring-driven clockwork devices to be 
revolutionary or otherwise remarkable. Communiques addressed to 
this entity and left within Testing Chamber 14 demanifest at 
inconsistent intervals, with subsequent SCP-2371-1 instances 
frequently treating the content of these as replies to previous 
SCP-2371-1 instances. 


Addendum: Selected SCP-2371-1 instances: 

All entries follow the following format: 
SCP-2371-1 Instance Number: 
> [Transcribed text of SCP-2371-1 instance] 


Notes: [Notes regarding the SCP-2371-1 instance.] 


SCP-2371-1-001: 
My Dearest Foundation, 


| yearn to be with you. Long have | watched from afar 
your valiant efforts to contain that which Humanity is 
unprepared to understand, and long have | wanted to be 
among those you contained! However, | am a coward. | 
fear the cold concrete of a containment cell and the 


commitment of repeated scientific examinations. Alas, 
my containment was not meant to be! And so, | will 
continue to watch from a distance, as you, my beautiful 
Queen, stand in the dark so pitiful humans may live in 
the light! 


With great affection, your Secret Admirer 


PS: Oh, | almost forgot, I've included a small gift to 
demonstrate my affection for you! 


Notes: SCP-2371-2 instance produced from included instructions 
was a polymer with approximately twice the tensile strength of kevlar 
at the same approximate density. However, the cost of synthesizing 
this polymer was considered too high to be immediately feasible; 
research and limited use continue. 


SCP-2371-1-006 
My Beloved Foundation, 


| have seen how you have taken my gifts, and put them 
to good use, but | must know, am | only a source of 
curiosities and tools for your use, or may you also find 
affection for me? It hurts me so to keep us separated like 
this, but | fear that unity may be even harder. Please, let 
me know, what am | to you? If my letters and gifts are a 
nuisance, please, leave this letter unanswered, but, if, as 
| suspect, you may care for me too, please leave a note 
affirming this where | make my deliveries. 


With great worry but great love, Your Biggest Fan 


Notes: This is the first SCP-2371-1 instance to not include 
attachments detailing paratechnology. Following this, the SCP-2371 
Project Lead was assigned to preparing communiques directed at 
SCP-2371-3. 


SCP-2371-1-273 


content equal to 188% of the Recommended Daily Intake for a 
healthy adult; however, on the box this was shown as only 10% of 
the “Healthy Intake Quotient’). 


Printed in random places along the outside of the box were images 
of potatoes, with a pile on the back apparently about to be made into 
mashed potatoes by a trio of egg beaters attached via articulated 
arms to a high-tech electric mixer of unknown make. Below this 
image was printed “For that Dig-In Flavor!” and in much smaller 
writing along the border was written “Copyright 2077”. 


Upon opening the box a small blue bowl similar to the one printed on 
the side of the box was found along with a plastic spoon and a wax- 
paper packet containing white powder with streaks of yellow. 
Stenciled on the packet were the words “DIRECTIONS: ADD TO 
ONE CUP OF BOILING WATER.” 


The packet was prepared following the directions and the result was 
from all outside appearances a bowl of mashed potatoes with 
melted butter. A test subject was directed to consume it and found it 
to be delicious, calling it “the best spuds | ever had”. Monitoring of 
the subject found his cholesterol levels spiked by 300% for one 
week after consuming the item, but returned to normal afterwards. 


Money entered: 25 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered 

Item Description: A cardboard box nearly identical to the one 
produced by the previous experiment (See above), however it 
appeared much more battered with pieces of the outside layer of 
paper missing. On the back was written “20 caps” in sloppy 
handwriting with some sort of black marker or grease pencil. Upon 
opening the box the same bowl and packet were found fully intact; 
however, the plastic spoon appeared to be slightly melted as if 
exposed to some sort of extreme heat. 


The item was prepared using the same method as before and a 
similar positive reaction was seen in the test subject; however, one 
hour after consumption the subject began vomiting uncontrollably. 
After a thorough physical examination it was found that the subject 
was suffering from severe radiation poisoning. The remnants of the 
item, along with the bowl, spoon, and packaging, were found to be 


Notes: SCP-2371-2- 


My Darling Foundy (Is it ok for me to call you "Foundy?" | 
wouldn't want you to think me rude.) 


| love how the moonlight shines upon your site's facades, 
how your humaniform appendages shiver in a cool 
breeze, how your Mobile Task Forces descend upon the 
weird and macabre! Oh how | wish | could be among the 
many screaming souls within your cells or the fallen and 
forgotten patterns within your servers! Yet, | have grown 
an affection for our relationship as it exists now and 
would not want to upset the delicate balance we have 
struck. | am still in awe at the diagrams you presented 
me last Thursday; how quaint that humans would use 
such a system as the turbojet engine to propel their 
aircraft, and how brilliant of you to use their technology in 
your efforts to blend in among them! Your creativity and 
ingenuity knows no bounds, and | am glad to see that 
you are putting [REDACTED] to so novel a use! Please, | 
have to introduce you to [REDACTED]; you'll find a place 
for itin one of your many, gorgeous, magnificent Sites, 
I'm sure! 


With great love to my darling buttercup, Outis 


to the general public is under consideration. Research into how 
SCP-2371-3 observes Foundation activities is ongoing. 


Footnotes 


1. Such technology is referred to as "SCP-2371-2 instances" in this 


and all peripheral documentation. 


« SCP-2370 | SCP-2371 | SCP-2372 » 


has been implemented as a facet of all on- 
site backup power generation systems; -EX designation and release 


SCP-2372: Soulmates 


Item #: SCP-2372 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2372 is to be kept ina 
cryonic containment unit at Site-168. The temperature of the 
containment unit is to be maintained within a range between 2 °C to 
4 °C. SCP-2372-A's requests for its detachment from SCP-2372 are 
to be denied. SCP-2372-A is to be told that it will be slated for 
experiments to detach it from SCP-2372 in exchange for its 
cooperation in translating for SCP-2372. 


Description: SCP-2372 is the preserved corpse of Chen  - , 

impervious to decomposition. Grains of powdered jade and silk 
threads are found embedded into SCP-2372's subcutis, evenly 
distributed throughout its body. Scarring and stitching found on 
SCP-2372 are indicative of amateur surgical procedures. 


SCP-2372 can produce a groan-like sound from its mouth despite 
the inability for its vocal folds to vibrate, which functions as its 
method of communication; see Paragraph 4 of Description. In 
addition, it generates a fog from its umbilicus. Analysis of water 
droplets in the fog has identified trace amounts of pre-ejaculatory 
fluid. 


SCP-2372-A is an incorporeal humanoid entity which manifests from 
the fog generated from SCP-2372, which resembles Chen's upper 
torso. It is sapient and identifies itself as Chen - . Through 
vibration of its constituent water particles, SCP-2372-A is capable of 
speech and demonstrates equal proficiency in Cantonese as Chen 


SCP-2372-A is the only known individual which can comprehend 
sounds made by SCP-2372, regularly conversing with it. From 
SCP-2372-A's perspective, it and SCP-2372 have an apparently 


antagonistic relationship. While SCP-2372's perspective on its 
relationship with SCP-2372-A cannot be enquired independently, it 
is found to occasionally secrete pre-ejaculatory fluid from its urethra 
while interacting with SCP-2372-A. 


SCP-2372 was recovered from the Victoria Public Mortuary in Hong 
Kong on / /1987, when SCP-2372-A manifested during 
SCP-2372's autopsy. After retrieving the corpse, the incident was 
dismissed as a hallucination on the coroner's part. An urn filled with 
ashes of cremated animals was presented to the kinof Chen - . 


Addendum 2372-1: Selected Interviews with SCP-2372 and/or 
SCP-2372-A 


+ View Interview Log 2372-A-1 
Interviewee: SCP-2372-A and SCP-2372 
Interviewer: Agent Ocean Park 


Foreword: The following interview is originally 
conducted in Cantonese. 


<Begin Log> 
Agent Park: Hello, please state your identity. 


SCP-2372-A: Chen - . It's good that 
someone decides not to run away and scream. 


Agent Park: But you can't be Mr. Chen. Isn't 
he already deceased? 


SCP-2372-A: Yeah, thanks for reminding me 
that. Now if you could be a dear, help me 
please. 


Agent Park: In what manner? 
[SCP-2372-A points to SCP-2372.] 
SCP-2372-A: Get this thing off me! 


Agent Park: You mean, your body? 
SCP-2372-A: Yeah, I'm stuck with that thing. 


[SCP-2372 groans. SCP-2372-A turns away 
from Agent Park. ] 


SCP-2372-A: Hey, don't you give me that! 
You're a sinful waste of flesh and soul! 


Agent Park: Are you talking to your body? 


SCP-2372-A: Can't you tell? Look, | made a 
grave mistake in life and | need you to remo- 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 


SCP-2372-A: No, it was definitely a mistake! 
We are supposed to go our separate ways 
after death. Me up there, and you down there! 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 

SCP-2372-A: No no no! This was not worth 
the jade suit!’ I'm not paying the price for my 
stupidity in life with my afterlife! 

Agent Park: What is this jade suit? 
[SCP-2372 groans.] 


SCP-2372-A: Screw you! We do not have that 
kind of relationship! 


<End Log> 

+ View Interview Log 2372-A-5 
Interviewee: SCP-2372-A and SCP-2372 
Interviewer: Dr. Fuji Tsang 


Foreword: The following interview is originally 


conducted in Cantonese. 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Tsang: SCP-2372-A, can you tell more 
about the circumstances about this jade suit of 
yours? 


SCP-2372-A: Yeah, it was- 
[SCP-2372 groans.] 


SCP-2372-A: Hush you! Like | was saying, | 
got it from Old Chin, the "self-proclaimed" 
miracle surgeon from the Walled City.2 


Dr. Tsang: Kowloon Walled City? 
SCP-2372-A: Yeah, a few years back. 


Dr. Tsang: Do give us the address later. But | 
want to know why did you choose to do this 
operation? 


SCP-2372-A: Well, | used to work in the 
cemetery and handle corpses all the time. 
When you see those dead bodies so many 
times, | thought | would be like them someday. 
And boy, | do not want- 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 


SCP-2372-A: Get your head out of the gutter! | 
did not do it for you! 


[SCP-2372 groans] 
Dr. Tsang: What did SCP-2372 say? 


SCP-2372-A: Irrelevant. That thing does not 
represent me. 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 


Dr. Tsang: SCP-2372-A, we've agreed on 
this. If you insist on not giving us accurate 
translation of SCP-2372's words, we cannot 
help you. It's your choice. 


SCP-2372-A: Okay, but please don't take its 
word for it. It claims that!—I mean, Chen - 
— was into himself... physically speaking. 


Dr. Tsang: And you do not believe it's true? 


SCP-2372-A: Doctor, I'm his hun.3 | think | 
know Chen - more than anyone else in this 
world. 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 


SCP-2372-A: No, you don't know him. You're 
just projecting your fantasies on us. What 
makes you think that way? 


[SCP-2372 groans.] 


Dr. Tsang: 2372-A, please leave the 
questioning to me. And translation, please? 


SCP-2372-A: It insisted that it knew Chen as 
well as | do, which is false. 


[SCP-2372 groans.]