Procedure: A human subject is to be exposed 
to diagram SCP-3568-BETA, as extracted 
from the SCP-3568-DR transmission, to 
ascertain its effects. The test subject is to be 
locked in a secure room and observed through 
armoured glass. Under no circumstances 
should any other personnel enter the room 
with the test subject. Due to the unknown 
nature of SCP-3568-BETA the subject, 
assuming he or she survives, must not be 
permitted to leave the test chamber within forty 
eight (48) hours of being exposed and only 
after two independent psychological 
evaluations have deemed the subject fit for 
reintegration into D-class habitation areas. 


Results: Upon viewing SCP-3568-BETA, the 
subject was observed to transition through a 
number of distinct phases. During phase one 
(1), which lasted approximately ten (10) 
seconds, no significant effect was observed 
and D-21906 reported no appreciable 
alteration to his physical or mental state. 


The transition to phase two (2) was sudden 
and was characterised by the entirety of the 
subject's body appearing to fold in on itself, as 
if it were constructed from paper. Fold points 
were positioned at approximately 1 cm 
intervals, but shifted and changed rapidly as 
large areas of the body deformed and 
compacted. Folding and compression 
progressed in a downwards direction, the 
subject losing height and girth as extremities 
concertinaed into dense structures. This 
process continued for around twenty (20) 
seconds, until D-21906's entire form had 
reduced to a cube measuring 10x10x10 cm. 


Phase three (3) describes the subject's final 


form as an extremely dense cube of matter. 
The cube retained the subject's original mass, 
giving it a density of 81.2 gcm’3, nearly four (4) 
times the density of osmium and twice that of 
hassium. 


D-class personnel coming into contact with the 
object after an initial quarantine period 
experienced no adverse effects; hence it has 
been deemed safe to handle without the need 
for protective clothing. 


The phase three (3) artifact is smooth and cool 
to the touch but is not reflective like metal, 
retaining instead a matt, flesh-like colour on its 
surfaces. It is hard and unyielding to pressure 
applied by the fingers, though excessive force 
has not been exerted as it is presently 
unknown whether the subject might be 
recovered from this form. 


D-21906 failed to respond to questioning from 
phase 2 onwards and his phase 3 form 
exhibits none of the normal signs of life. It 
should be noted, however, that the subject 
gave no indication of distress throughout the 
process and it has been postulated by 
Researcher that the subject is in fact still 
alive and may be capable of communication, 
should a suitable mechanism be found. 


Further experiments are planned to ascertain the nature 
of SCP-3568-BETA phase 3 objects and whether they 
represent an irreversible structural change. When the full 
extent of the threat and/or opportunity presented by the 
anomaly is known, it is probable it will acquire its own 
major SCP designation. A selection of prospective 
experiments is detailed in the following table. 


Procedure Summary Status 
Communication with an APPROVED 


SCP-3568-BETA phase 3 

object is to be attempted 

through a variety of means, 

including accurate 

measurement of its 

magnetic field, readings of 

small currents passed 

through it, and telepathy. 

An SCP-3568-BETA phase APPROVED 
3 object is to be placed onia 

sleeping subject's chest. 

A subject is to be exposed APPROVED 
to SCP-3568 immediately 

prior to being exposed to 
SCP-3568-BETA. 

A subject is to be exposed APPROVED 
to SCP-3568-BETA 

immediately prior to being 

exposed to SCP-3568. 

Attempts are to be made to PENDING 
destroy an SCP-3568-BETA 

phase 3 object by various 

methods, including blunt 

force, incineration and 

exposure to gamma 

radiation. 

Subjects of varying size and PENDING 
weight are to be exposed to 
SCP-3568-BETA. 

An SCP-3568-BETA phase APPROVED 
3 object is to be interred ina 
subterranean crypt for a 

minimum of fourteen (14) 

days. 


It is believed that signal SCP-3568-DR contains details 
of further diagrams, though at the time of writing, none 
have been fully decoded. 


SCP-3569: Buuny Butler 


Item #: SCP-3569 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3569 is to be kept in a 
standard safe-class storage locker on Site 19 when not being used 
for testing. Testing must be overseen by one LvlI-3 researcher. 
Research is to take place in an empty testing room and all handling 
of SCP-3569 requires the use of the standard issue gloves, apron, 
and eyewear. Items spawned can be discarded or given to the child 
if appropriate. After the events of Experiment 3569-6, all spawned 
objects are to be kept for further research into the origin of the item. 


Description: SCP-3569 is a .8 meter tall wooden rabbit statue with 
a tray attached. It appears to be hand painted and has the words 
"Buuny Butler"(sic) written in pencil across the baseboard. No 
electronic or mechanical devices have been found within the statue 
or tray, and all samples taken consist entirely of Cedar Wood, PVA 
Glue, and Acrylic Paint. It has no anomalous effects until two 
circumstances are met. 


1. There is only one child under the age of 10 who can talk and 
comprehend human speech within the same room as the 
statue. Any number of subjects above this age may be 
present. 

2. Said child is holding an inorganic object 375 g-907 g in weight. 
This object is to be classified as SCP-3569-1 while the events 
of SCP-3569 are transpiring. Once the events have 
concluded, the classification can be removed and the object 
considered mundane. 


Once the two conditions are met, SCP-3569-1 will disappear from 
the child's hand and a jingle will play, consisting of a short run up the 
harmonic scale played on a xylophone and originating from a point 
.5 meters above SCP-3569's tray. After the music has concluded, a 


voice (classified as SCP-3569-2) will speak from the same origin 
point, calling the effected child by name, and asking if they want to 
know about their "toy" (SCP-3569-1). Voice recognition attempts so 
far have been unsuccessful. 


In the case of a negative response, the voice will respond with an 
equally negative remark, SCP-3569-1 will reappear in the child's 
hand, and the events will be considered complete. In the case of a 
positive response, SCP-3569-1 will appear on the tray, and the tray 
will slowly rotate. SCP-3569-2 will then begin to list attributes of 
SCP-3569-1, for anywhere from 3-15 minutes. It will start with the 
simple, plainly visible traits, and then give trivia facts about the 
object. During this time, the object will slowly rise off of the tray, and 
hover at the exact point of origin for the voice. 


Once SCP-3569-2 has completed its list, it will then ask the child if 
they would like a better toy. If a negative answer is given, the result 
will be similar to if the child had responded negatively to the first 
question. If a positive answer is given, SCP-3569-1 will disappear, 
the jingle will repeat, and an object of the exact same weight will 
appear in its place. The object spawned will be entirely random, 
however it is always inorganic and manmade. Spawned objects are 
to be classified as SCP-3569-1-A. SCP-3569-2 will begin listing 
facts about the new object as it did with the previous. A list of 
spawned objects can be found in Article 3569-1. 


This process will repeat until the child gives a negative answer, at 
which point the voice will give its own negative remark, and the 
spawned object will appear in the child's hand in a safe position. If 
the spawned item has a blade or another part dangerous to the 
touch, that area will always spawn away from the child. 


Experiment Log-3569 
Experiment-3569-1: 


Subject: D-71883 (Age approx. 35) 
Procedure: Subject was brought into the room 
with SCP-3569 and given a flashlight (481 g) 
to hold, escorted by Dr. H = and two 
members of security staff. 


Results: Test was canceled after 30 minutes 
of inactivity from SCP-3569. 


Experiment-3569-2: 


Subject: Catherine H (Age 6, Daughter of 
Dr.H  ) 

Procedure: Subject was brought into the room 
with SCP-3569 and given a flashlight (481 g) 
to hold, escorted by Dr. H = and three 
members of security staff. 

Results: SCP-3569 spawned two instances of 
SCP-3569-1A, the final being a stuffed teddy 
bear, which was given to the subject. Record 
of the conversation can be found in the 
transcription logs. 


Experiment-3569-6: 


Subject: David R (Age 9) 

Procedure: Subject was brought into the room 
with SCP-3569 and given a bag of marbles 
(822 g) to hold, escorted by Dr. H — and two 
members of security staff. 

Results: SCP-3569 spawned four instances of 
SCP-3569-1A, the final being a machete, 
coated in [REDACTED]. Abbreviated Records 
of the conversation can be found in the 
transcription logs. 


Transcription Logs 
Transcription Log for Experiment-3569-2: 
<Begin Log> 


The Subject, Dr.H __, and three security 
personnel enter the room with SCP-3569. 
SCP-3569-1 disappears from the subject's 
hands. Subject makes an audible gasp. 


SCP-3569-2: Well hello, Catherine! | like your 
flashlight, it's a fun toy! Would you like to learn 
more about your amazing flashlight? 


Subject: [inaudible] 


SCP-3569-2: I'm sorry there Catherine, | didn't 
quite hear ya! 


Dr.H  : Go ahead, sweetie. 
Subject: ...Sure. 

SCP-3569-2: Well great! 
SCP-3569-1 reappears on the tray. 


SCP-3569-2: This flashlight is a lovely blue 
color! It has three bulbs, and dear me, its over 
a pound! It's got a nice rubber grip, and it's 
even got an arm-band. How smart! This was 
made by [MANUFACTURER AND DATE 
REDACTED]. It's had 4 previous owners, your 
dad included! In fact, he just gave it to youa 
few minutes ago didn't he? What a responsible 
gift. Now you don't have to be afraid of any 
more monsters in the closet. 


SCP-3569-2 continues in this fashion for an 
additional 2 minutes. Subject actively listens 
during this time. 


SCP-3569-2: Now that you know how great 
this toy is, it's hard to imagine a better one! But 
that's what I'm for after all. How would you like 
an even better toy than this? 


Subject looks to Dr.H _, who nods. 
Subject: Okay! 


SCP-3569-1 disappears and is replaced with a 


themed backpack (SCP-3569-1A). 
SCP-3569-2 then describes SCP-3569-1A in 
the same fashion as the previous object, 
continuing for 5 minutes. 


SCP-3569-2: So Catherine, what do you think, 
is this toy cool enough for a cool girl like you? 
Or do you want an even better toy than this 
one? 


Subject: Better, please! 


SCP-3569-2: Look at you being so polite! I'm 
very proud! 


SCP-3569-1A disappears and is replaced with 
a teddy bear. SCP-3569-2 then describes 
SCP-3569-1A in the same fashion as the 
previous object, continuing for 7 minutes. 


SCP-3569-2: Alright Catherine, This toy is by 
far my best yet, but I'm willing to go for better! 
Whadda'ya say? 


Dr.H — waves to the subject to stop the test. 
Subject: That's okay, thank you anyways. 


SCP-3569-2: Awe shucks! | was all excited to 
bring a new toy for you. That's okay though. | 
can't stay mad at such a polite young girl! Bye- 
Bye! 


SCP-3569-1A disappears and reappears in the 
subject's hands. The subject proceeds to hug 
the teddy bear. 


Subject: Daddy! Daddy! The bunny gave me a 
new teddy! 


Dr.H  :1see that sweetie. This marks the 
end of Experiment-3569-2. 


<End Log> 


Abbreviated Transcription Log for 
Experiment-3569-6: 


<Begin Log> 


The Subject, Dr.H _ , and three security 
personnel have been participating in the 
events of SCP-3569 for approx. 40 minutes. 
The Subject is visibly bored. SCP-3569-2 
finishes his statement and pauses. 


SCP-3569-2: I'm sorry if I'm getting boring 
there David! | understand that sports aren't 
everybody's thing. So how about this, I'll do ya 
one better, sound good? 


Subject: Yea, sure. 


SCP-3569-2: Well alright grumpy guss, how's 
this? 


SCP-3569-1A (bucket of baseballs) 
disappears and is replaced with a machete 
coated in [REDACTED]. All four subjects in the 
room turn away, presumably from the stench 
now present. 


Dr.H :Ah[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]... 
Subject: Ew, What is that? 


SCP-3569-2: That, David, is a Tool & 
Knife Machete! Right now it's covered in some 
yucky stuff, but that's easily cleaned with 
bleach! I'm sure your parents will help ya clean 
it up if ya ask nicely. Anyways, 
[EXTRANEOUS INFORMATION REDACTED] 


Dr.H — : You know what? That's enough for 
this one. Call it off, David, this Experiment's 


SCP-461: ZICU-TV 


Item #: SCP-461 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-461 is to be kept ina 
locked room without windows and its display faced away from the 
door. The door must be guarded by one Level 3 security personnel 
whose presence is monitored via security cameras. A Level 2 
security rating is required to enter the room. No one is allowed entry 
from 0300 to 0305 GMT until further notice. 


Description: SCP-461 is a 25-inch cathode ray tube (CRT) 
television of unknown origin, although it outwardly resembles a 
Zenith unit manufactured in the early 1980s. The model number is 
“ZT-035,” but this does not correspond to any known Zenith 
television. Once a day, at exactly 0300 Greenwich Mean Time 
(GMT), SCP-461 self-activates and displays video footage lasting 
precisely five minutes. The nature of the footage varies widely, but it 
is never a conventional broadcast. Instead of standard television 
programming, SCP-461 displays what appears to be video feeds of 
closed-circuit security cameras in both commercial and residential 
settings. All footage appears contemporary and transmitted "live." 


SCP-461 does not require an external energy source to operate; it 
has no power cable. It also has no antenna. When it is active, 
changing the channel has no effect, and its unadjustable audio 
produces only low static. Its knobs to adjust color, sharpness, tint, or 
other visual settings have no effect and may not be connected. 


All attempts to physically access the internal components have 
proved fruitless. The device has no seams, screws, bolts, or other 
entry point or fastener. X-ray scanning does not reveal the interior of 
SCP-461, and sonographic inspection is similarly inconclusive. The 
unit is also unusually heavy for a CRT television — approximately 
50 kilograms above normal weight for a device of this type. 


done. 
Subject: That's ok Mr. Bunny, | gotta go. 


SCP-3569-2: You can call me the Bunny 
Butler. It says so on my base there! And | 
understand. Sometimes Grown-Ups don't 
understand my toys. I'm sure you'll love it, 
though. Bye-Bye! 


SCP-3569-1A then appears in the subjects 
hand, and is subsequently dropped. Dr. H 
picks up SCP-3569-1A and escorts the subject 
and security staff from the room. 


<End Log> 
Article 3569-1: List of Soawned Objects 
List of Spawned Objects: 


themed backpack filled with paper. 
481 g. Experiment-3569-2 


Teddy bear. 481 g. Experiment-3569-2 
Framed painting. 822 g. Experiment-3569-6 
Ball Peen Hammer. 822 g. Experiment-3569-6 
Bucket of baseballs. 822 g. Experiment-3569-6 


Machete inscribed with the words "Boricua 
Popular". 822 g. Experiment-3569-6 


Steel ballpoint pen. 510 g. Experiment-3569-9 
TV remote. 510 g. Experiment-3569-9 
Wooden coaster. 510 g. Experiment-3569-9 


action figure. 566 g. 
Experiment-3569-14 


Stack of 3 children's books. 566 g. 
Experiment-3569- 14 


Empty flower pot. 566 g. Experiment-3569-14 


Stone tablet, language unknown. 566 g. 
Experiment-3569- 14