Addendum 2906-A: SCP-2906 was initially discovered during a raid 
on a suspected cache of items manufactured by Pol-1115 
("Anderson") in San Fransisco, California on 04/12/14. Although no 
items manufactured by Pol-1115 were discovered, several crates 
containing biomechanical prosthetics and other body augmentations 
were recovered. 


While inspecting the cache, Agent Donovan alerted his squadmates 
that he was being affected by an unknown cognitohazard. While 
Agent Donovan was unable to determine what the exact source or 
effect of the cognitohazard was, he claimed it likely involved the 
cache. A team of cognitohazard specialists were called in to 
investigate, and confirmed one was present. The cache was 
transported to Site-90 to investigate the anomaly (later designated 
SCP-2906) and both task forces were administered Class B 
amnestics. 


Addendum 2906-C: 


Interviewed: Agents Lily Rondeau (Foundation) and 
Bernard Zell (Unusual Incidents Unit) of CTF Psi-12, 
Agent Sasha Merlo of MTF Gamma-13 


Interviewer: Researcher Alex Factor (Cognitohazard 
Specialist) 


Foreword: Shortly after Incident Pol-1115-C, database 
searches pertaining to Pol-1115 were conducted. 


Following the association of Pol-1115 with SCP-2906, an 
interview was set-up between CTF Psi-12 and MTF 
Gamma-13, as well as a third party specializing in 
cognitohazards. 


<Begin Log, 11:14> 


Researcher Alex Factor: Right, let's begin. | was 
informed that this was taking place to determine the 
exact nature of the cognitohazard, as well as the nature 
of, uh, Pol-1115, AKA Anderson. If you could all state 
your names for the record. Alex Factor. 


Agent Sasha Merlo: Sasha Merlo, Gamma-13. 
Agent Lily Rondeau: Lily Rondeau, Psi-12. 


Agent Bernard Zell: Bernard Zell, Unusual Incidents 
Unit, Psi-12. 


Rondeau: Should mention that we haven't really had the 
time to test things out, due to this thing spreading 
incredibly easily. Hard to even tell how many of these are 
out there just by its nature. What's in the document is all 
that we have to go off of. 


Factor: | see. Have you had any time to figure out its 
rules? 


Zell: The what now? 


Factor: Well, all cognitohazards have rules. They 
operate in some consistent way to make it work. 


Zell: We're not exactly playing kickball. | don't need to 
reiterate what the document says, so unless you're 
asking something different, then... 


Merlo: What about the Anderson connection? 


Rondeau: Dunno. Never heard of the guy until we 
recovered agents raiding one of his warehouses. 


Apparently they— 


Zell: Don't just talk about it. You'd still be spreading the 
skip doing it. 


Merlo: Look, that's not my point. Anderson's a person, 

or... | guess the name of a group too, which the person 
belongs to. Either way, they make anomalous robotics 

and augmentations. Did the agents find anything there 

relating to Anderson? 


Rondeau: Claimed not to. 
Merlo: Just... parts exactly like the kind he makes? 
Zell: Yeah. 


Merlo: Then how come some people are able to figure 
out the connection? 


Factor: | read over the documentation and tested 
something. 


[At this point, Factor hands over copies of SCP-1360's 
documentation to all parties.] 


Factor: | had the agents review this after interviewing 
and running some tests on them, and | found— 


Zell: But they were given amnestics. 


Factor: Cognitohazards... well, infohazards really, stick 
around. Anyway, they remember Anderson and can 
identify him and 1360 as belonging to him, but they can't 
identify the... er, what they found. | tested with other 
instances of 2906. You can't connect the vector or the 
agent to whoever made it, but you can identify anything 
else belonging to them. 


Merlo: But if you receive a letter with the skip on it and it 
mentioned a product, you don't associate the product 
with the person who sent it. You just don't know who the 


letter was sent by. 


Factor: That's not true. Take a box with a toy inside of it. 
If you show someone a picture of the box with the vector 
On it, they're only gonna associate it with the box. But if 
you tell them that they're gonna look at a picture of a box 
with a toy inside it, then show them the picture with the 
vector, they'll associate it with both the box and the toy. 


Rondeau: Gonna have to retrain our taskforce on how to 
approach this, then. Really hope this doesn't get more 
widespread than it already is. 


Merlo: You guys found this raiding an Anderson cache, 
right? That probably means Anderson made it, and it's 
likely he let other people or companies use it, the 
bastard. 


Zell: UIU resources would probably be spread thinner 
than we'd like it to be. | dunno how much more we can 
dedicate to tracking everything Anderson does. 


Merlo: Well, that's why I'm here, isn't it? We're already 
specialized for dealing with his robotics, it wouldn't be a 
problem to handle containing this. 


Rondeau: Do we go after Anderson and try to stop him 
from producing items, then? You stop the source, you 
stop the anomaly. 


Merlo: That's probably not plausible. A number of others 
have the vector by this point, which certainly makes ita 
lost cause. Trust me, we've been going after him for a 
while now; it's a pain in the ass. 


<End Log, 11:19> 


Addendum 2906-E: A letter was received by Site-64 on 06/27/2014. 
No markings were found on the envelope it was delivered in beyond 
a postage stamp. 


Hey there, guys! 


| made a bet with Robert (you know how he is with his 
gambling) about our little project. As a display of 
confidence on my part, I'll be regularly mailing you 
updates on how we're doing, as well as our address, in 
return for a much broader venue than we originally 
agreed. I'll continue next week, since we're in the middle 
of a move at the moment. So stop by if you guys ever 
figure it out! I'm sure I'll have some pretty cool stuff to 
show you. 


In the meantime, enjoy the mystery, and keep up the 
good work on containing! 


Your friend, 
&erson 


P.S.: Let me know if my new friends managed to get 
back to that drive-in theater in Indiana before you! 


Footnotes 

1. Discovered examples include buildings, various paper 
documents, and their associated businesses. Other examples 
include packaging and anomalous art. 


« SCP-2905 | SCP-2906 | SCP-2907 » 


SCP-2907: Won't Get Fooled Again 


Item #: SCP-2907 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2907 is to be contained in 
a circular plot of land in the vicinity of Site-135, 300m in radius, with 
SCP-2907-1 in the centre. This land is to be cordoned off as private 
property. At 09:00 local time daily, five two earthworms are to be 
placed in the area of effect. 


Description: SCP-2907-1 is the carcass of an unidentified species 
of priapulid worm. It is similar in appearance to Ofto/a prolifica, a 
species that has been extinct since the Middle Cambrian period, 
approximately 505 million years ago. SCP-2907-1 does not undergo 
decomposition, and its state has remained unchanged since 
containment began in 1978. 


Most of the time, SCP-2907-1 exerts a compulsive effect on several 
phyla of worm, within a 143m radius. When a susceptible organism 
enters this range, it will be compelled to seek out SCP-2907-1 and 
touch it. Upon contact, they will become instances of either 
SCP-2907-2A or -2B. 


Instances will not leave the area of effect voluntarily, and those 
physically removed no longer show any signs of unusual behaviour, 
although they will display extreme aversion to returning. If less than 
five susceptible organisms enter the area of effect in the span of 
twenty-seven hours, instances of SCP-2907-2 will manifest until that 
number of instances has been reached. It is currently unknown 
where the mass for these worms originates. 


Instances of SCP-2907-2A form a far more cohesive unit than is 
natural, regardless of species, working together to create complex 
tunnel systems, with individual areas for water storage and for 
young to develop. Instances of SCP-2907-2B patrol the surface 


ITEM: Can of Human Remains 
RESULT: [DATA EXPUNGED] 


TEST: SCP-344-T15 

ITEM: Can of harvested meat from a still-living Berkshire boar 
DESCRIPTION: The boar was placed under surveillance in a room 
three (3) kilometers from the test chamber. The meat harvested from 
the boar was ground up and placed in a can, which was then placed 
in the test chamber. Robotic manipulators were used for this test. 
RESULT: After several attempts, the SCP-344's abilities 
manifested. The boar disappeared from its room in a burst of 
emissions from across the electromagnetic spectrum, but not in 
amounts lethal to humans. At the same time in the test chamber, the 
boar was seen to launch out of the can, slamming into a far wall. 
The damage done by the harvesting process was observed to have 
been completely repaired. Class-D personnel were sent into the 
room to contain the boar, which was mostly unharmed despite its 
collision with the wall. As soon as they entered the room, the boar 
became extremely aggressive, culminating in it manifesting [DATA 
REDACTED}. 

Note: Further testing with still-living creatures is discouraged, unless 
under heavy containment and neutralization procedures. 


« SCP-343 | SCP-344 | SCP-345 » 


above the colony, and attempt to impede the progress of any foreign 
object or organism into the colony. Instances will protect worms 
under SCP-2907-1's initial effect, escorting them to it and ensuring 
physical contact. The exception to this is species of ragworms, 
which will be met with extreme hostility; instances of SCP-2907-2B 
will wrap themselves around any ragworm within the area of effect 
and pull them apart, before burying their remains within the colony. 


Periodically, SCP-2907 will undergo what is referred to as a Ziying 
Event. During this, all instances of SCP-2907-2 will attack 
SCP-2907-1 and pull it apart, before scattering its pieces around the 
area of effect. After this, no instances will display any evidence of 
being under SCP-2907's influence. SCP-2907-1 will reconstitute 
itself over a period of approximately forty days, after which its 
compulsive effect returns. During SCP-2907's containment, thirty 
two Ziying Events have occured. The duration between each event 
varies, but there has been a general positive trend. The significance 
of this is unknown. 


Addendum 7: On 12/09/80, during routine inspection, Researcher 
Black reported hearing an unintelligible voice inside SCP-2907's 
containment that increased slightly in volume the closer she was to 
SCP-2907-1, which was supported by several assistants. 
Researcher Black suggested that audio equipment and tape 
recorders be introduced to the containment area to amplify the 
voice, in order to ascertain whether there was actual speech. Her 
request was granted, and the equipment introduced after the next 
Ziying Event. As a result, a voice of indeterminate sex became 
audible, speaking in Modern French. From then on, at the same time 
every week, a different speech in the same voice would be 
transmitted for approximately one hour. 


Addendum 12: Excerpt from speech, 07/11/83: 


Now, | Know some of you may have misgivings about our 
work here. And, of course, that's perfectly 
understandable. But where would any of us be without 
taking leaps? | can assure you, we are moving towards a 
glorious era, and my hearts go out to those unable to see 
it. | may not know whether you can understand this, and 
even if you can, | may not know how much stock you put 


in my words. But | hope that you know that what we are 
working for will come to pass, and that you are as eager 
to see that great day as | am. 


Incident 2907-1: On 09/06/86, 926 days after the end of the 
previous Ziying Event (the longest timespan yet recorded), 
SCP-2907-1 was observed to shudder, before expanding and 
bursting. Immediately after, all SCP-2907-2 instances 
(approximately 4892) also exploded. Approximately five minutes 
later, the speakers emitted a message from a previously unheard 
voice, also of indeterminate sex, in an unknown language. This was 
followed by presumably a second message in Modern French. 
SCP-2907-1 reconstituted over the next forty days with no apparent 
effects on its anomalous nature, although it was later discovered 
that since this event it will only manifest two worms every twenty 
seven hours. 


Addendum 18: Transcript of second message: 


We must admit, we aren't sure if you can understand 
this, but from what we can see of over there, it talks this 
language, and we are hoping that it is correct in doing 
so. Given that we've not had to intervene as much 
recently, we are assuming that someone over there is 
cutting off its access to troops, for which we thank you. It 
fully deserves everything it is getting. Don't believe its 
lies. We cannot afford to expend so much energy on 
something of this scale constantly, so we need you and 
your efforts, so we can simply free you or whoever it has 
enslaved. Please don't let us down. 


« SCP-2906 | SCP-2907 | scp-2908 » 


SCP-2909: The Kind Of Neverland One Never Wishes 
For 


Item #: SCP-2909 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The property SCP-2909 is 
located upon and a neighboring property have been purchased 
under a Foundation front. SCP-2909 is to be recorded via motion- 
activated camera. If a person attempts to enter SCP-2909, agents 
from the neighboring property are to intervene on the grounds of 
trespassing. 


Description: SCP-2909 is a phenomenon located at the basement 
of an unoccupied house at . This phenomenon 
involves two entities known as SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B. 
SCP-2909-A appears as a Caucasian female of approximately 10 
years of age wearing a pale pink dress. SCP-2909-B appears as a 
Caucasian male of approximately 9 years of age wearing brown shirt 
and shorts. 


SCP-2909 is theorized to be a temporal abnormality in which 
SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B are confined to the period of 4:16 PM 
on an unknown summer day. All other entities are not similarly 
confined and after witnessing the phenomenon cannot interact with 
it again. This is theorized to be because those who have witnessed 
the phenomenon are considered in the future of SCP-2909 and 
therefore cannot go back in time to revisit. 


Research is ongoing. As of 09/08/2012, research has been 
suspended indefinitely. 


Document 2909-01 Transcript 


Enter Credentials 


Date: 09/01/2012 

Involved Personnel: Researcher Okorafor 
and Agent Ueda. 

Notes: This document is partially the initial 
interview with SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B 
and partially to record the application of the 
phenomenon in real time. 


[BEGIN LOG] 


<8:10> Researcher Okorafor and Agent Ueda 
arrive to SCP-2909. The basement of the 
house SCP-2909 is located in appears to be 
well-furnished and the walls decorated with 
undamaged wallpaper. There is a clock on the 
northern wall that lists the time as 4:16 PM. Of 
the few windows visible to the outside, the 
outside appears to be a sunny summer day. 


<8:11> Researcher Okorafor and Agent Ueda 
find SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B reading 
together in another room which appears to be 
a bedroom. 


<8:11> Researcher Okorafor: "Hello? Can you 
understand me?" 


<8:12> SCP-2909-A: "Yes, ma'am. | have 
understood." 


<8:12> SCP-2909-B: "! will understand.” 


<8:13> Agent Ueda can be seen removing her 
gun. Researcher Okorafor doesn't seem to 
notice. Reseacher Okorafor: "How long have 
you been here? How did this happen to you?" 


<8:13> SCP-2909-B: "We were here a 
moment. We are here a minute. It should be 
over soon but soon will not come." 


<8:14> SCP-2909-A: "Everyone we knew and 
know and will know to know what was and is 
happening is not here and will not be here 
again." 


<8:14> Reseacher Okorafor: "Has anyone 
else been here since we've arrived?"