<8:16> SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B look to 
each other and hug each other for 
approximately 2 minutes. Upon release, 
SCP-2909-A speaks. SCP-2909-A: "People 
are here, were here. They will not be here 
again. One kind man had put a gun to me." 


<8:17> SCP-2909-B: "Then he shot her and 
then shot me. He is shooting. But the bullet will 
hit. It has not yet." 


<8:18> SCP-2909-A: "He wanted, he wants to 
get us out of here so we can, we will grow and 
will be able to miss our parents, who will be 
gone, are gone." 


<8:18> SCP-2909-B: "He saw we will be dead 
as we are dead, but when he left we still are 
here, because we havent died yet." 


<8:19> SCP-2909-A and SCP-2909-B, in 
unison: "But yet isn't coming. It only will, but it 
isn't willing." 


<8:20> SCP-2909-B: "Please be helping. 
Please help us now." SCP-2909-A reaches for 
a teddy bear and hugs it tightly. 


<8:20> Reseacher Okorafor: "We will do all 
we-" Researcher Okorafor stops mid- 
sentence. Reseacher Okorafor: "We are doing 
what we can, now. Take care, ok?" 


<8:21> Researcher Okorafor and Agent Ueda 
leave SCP-2909. Upon leaving, Researcher 
Okorafor attempts to re-enter the basement. 
The basement appears abandoned and ina 
dilapidated state, similar to the rest of the 
house. 


[END LOG] 


« SCP-2908 | SCP-2909 | SCP-2910 » 


SCP-2910: That Only a Mother 


Item #: SCP-2910 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: The automated voice- 
recognition programs WETNURSE ALPHA through ZETA have 
been deployed to monitor global telecommunications networks 
(each WETNURSE monitors a single continent), identifying and 
flagging phrases and sentences that could indicate occurrences of 
SCP-2910. Once a phrase is flagged, Mobile Task Force Epsilon-8 
("The Midwives") will be automatically alerted to investigate and, if 
necessary, recover instances of SCP-2910-A. Civilians that have 
viewed an instance of SCP-2910-A in person are to be transferred to 
the Site nearest their location and treated with the therapy regimen 
outlined in Document 2910-1. 


Description: SCP-2910 is a phenomenon that sporadically, 
randomly affects at least two people giving birth via vaginal delivery 
at the same time; the affected persons will not deliver infant[s] but 
rather instance[s] of SCP-2910-A: a disorganized collection of 
organs and body parts (lungs, brain, mouth, ears, eyes, etc.) that 
belong to a newborn infant, held together by congealed blood. 
SCP-2910-A is animate and emulates the behavior of newborn 
infants, such as crying (sound is emitted from the mouth through 
unknown means) and rooting. As SCP-2910-A ages, it mimics the 
behavior of infants at the equivalent age (for example, by six months 
SCP-2910-A is able to move by itself). However, it does not grow 
and cannot consume any foodstuffs except milk (and only while 
breastfeeding). After twelve months, it becomes inanimate and 
begins to decompose normally. 


Instances of SCP-2910-A uniformly derive half of their genetic 
heritage from the person who initially impregnated the woman who 
gave birth to them; statistical analysis, records of events, and 
genetic analysis indicate that the other half of their genetic heritage 


is not derived from their 'birth-mother'’, but rather another woman 
who experienced SCP-2910 at the same time. 


The memory of SCP-2910-A cannot be removed by any means 
available to the Foundation; although all other circumstances of its 
birth, including the actual process of giving birth, can be erased via 
amnestics, anyone who viewed SCP-2910-A in person will still recall 
it and its traits with perfect clarity. Hypnotherapy and application of 
interrogation techniques to convince affected civilians that 
SCP-2910-A is simply an illusion caused by stress has proven an 
effective alternate tactic. 


Addendum: Recovery Log 

The first recorded occurrence of SCP-2910 was recorded on July 
16, 1983. At 04:35 and 04:37 UTC, James Knight of South Hadley, 
Massachusetts, and Frederic Noel of Nievre, France, respectively, 
made phone calls to local emergency services. Both men described 
how their wives, who had chosen to undergo natural childbirth at 
home, had delivered instances of SCP-2910-A. In both cases, the 
deliveries made the local news and drew the attention of the 
Foundation. Epsilon-8 investigated and classified SCP-2910 as an 
anomaly once it was discovered that the Knights and Noels could 
not be treated fully with amnestics (the families were treated with the 
aforementioned alternative therapy instead). 


Addendum: Geographic Pattern 


cases of SCP-2910 have occurred since 1978; the number of 
cases per year appears to be increasing at a continuous rate. 
Recent analysis and plotting of occurrences on a Mercator 
projection has shown the rough outline of a distorted Fermat's spiral; 
however, all attempts to use this model to predict the locations of 
SCP-2910 occurrences have failed. 


« SCP-2909 | SCP-2910 | SCP-2911 » 


SCP-2911: Mikio, a Fisherman 


Item #: SCP-2911 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Public knowledge of SCP-2911 
is limited to residents of its village. Due to its remote location, 
SCP-2911 is regarded merely as regional folklore by residents of 
northeastern Iwate Prefecture. Low-intensity media suppression 
protocols are therefore the only necessary containment at this time. 


Description: SCP-2911 is a fisherman known only as "Mikio" to the 
residents of Tanohata village, located in lwate Prefecture, Japan. 
SCP-2911 is a male of Japanese ancestry, approximately 62 years 
of age. SCP-2911 has innate and accurate knowledge of the future 
time of death for residents of the village, in an approximately 15 km 
radius from his dwelling. SCP-2911 appears to gain this knowledge 
spontaneously, however, it is only obtained approximately one week 
prior to each resident's death. 


Research Log 2911.A - Interview Notes by Doctor Kanae 
Todoroki, 09.10.14 


Concerning the Subject: 

How long has it been? 

Since | was a boy, with my grandfather. 

How do you know? 

| was born knowing, and then | remember. Each time. 
Is it a burden? 


Are people a burden? For some, this is so. | am not so. 


What do they do? 


| come to them, and | offer my company for a day. They always 
accept. 


Are they afraid? 
Before, sometimes. After our day, never. 
Is it a hard life, for you? 


My possessions are few, but | am surrounded by beauty. My friends 
all die, but they are true. | am at peace. 


Why is it you? 
| cannot know. Perhaps | am dreaming. 
Is life a dream? 


| believe it is sometimes. Other times, | believe dreams are real. | 
think you might too. 


Do you know it, for yourself? 
We all remember, eventually. 
Research Log 2911.B - Documentation 


The residence of SCP-2911 is sparse and ascetic in nature, the only 
ornamentation a series of poems hanging from the walls, written by 
residents of Tanohata at some point after SCP-2911 informs them of 
their pending demise. Transcriptions follow: 


Masaomi Chisaka 

One half, | am now 
Briefly, | am whole again 
Soon, whole forever, | rest 


Otoha Furuya 


SCP-345: Stone Puzzle Cube 


Item #: SCP-345 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-345 is to be kept inside a 
secure vault at Site- . Seeing as the object is inert by itself, no 
further containment is necessary. Personnel seeking to solve 
SCP-345 need the permission of one level 2 personnel. SCP-345-1 
is to be kept inside a5 mx 5mx 5m sealed room on Site- . 


Following Incident 345-1, personnel are only allowed to solve one of 
the six faces of SCP-345; trying to solve all faces will result in 
reassignment to MTF Epsilon-8 ("The Midwives"). 


Description: SCP-345 is a stone cube, whose faces are each 
divided into nine squares of equal size, and sections of which can be 
rotated in a fashion similar to a common puzzle toy. Each face of the 
cube measures 5.7 cm. Instead of the normal six colors commonly 
found in this kind of puzzle, the squares represent six different 
materials: an intrusive magmatic rock resembling granite, an 
intrusive magmatic rock resembling gabbro, an extrusive magmatic 
rock resembling basalt, a sedimentary rock resembling sandstone, 
volcanic glass resembling obsidian, and a high-grade metamorphic 
rock resembling granite gneiss. 


SCP-345 can be opened by forcibly pulling its sides apart. The cube 
is hollow, possessing a circular cavity 4.5 cm in diameter in its 
center. 


If left open for 5 seconds, SCP-345 will automatically close and 
shuffle itself for two minutes. Afterward, it may be safely handled. 
Note that it will not be possible to force SCP-345 open after the 
shuffling takes place. 


Solving SCP-345 is no harder than solving the common versions of 


The waves, they bring salt 
Fury, love, tranquility 

Waves wash over me, cool, quiet 
Arinobu Yanagisawa 

| was so strong, ha 

We went fishing, as always 
The fight done, the boat sways, night 
Giuseppe Bevilacqua 

They say home is far 

The sea is my land, my liege 
| have found my place, at last 
Hideji Domoto 

| can't understand 

The sun was radiant, bright 

| shall enjoy this tea, now 
Captain Eizo Wakamatsu 

My duty is gone, free 

The cries have now quieted 
Brotherhood of all, | join you 
Yumiko Kayama 

My silly old man 


You knew you always had me 


My dearest old man 

Make love with me in the wind 

The birds sing the song 

Of friends, and lovers, old hearts 
Echoes, in the sky 

Dreams of where water meets earth 
Past death, past time, we shall sleep 


« SCP-2910 | SCP-2911 | SCP-2912 » 


SCP-2912: Clowny Clown Clown 


Item #: SCP-2912 
Object Class: Safe Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: The remains of SCP-2912-1, 
SCP-2912-2, and SCP-2912-3 are to remain preserved within 
individual cryogenic storage units at Biological Containment Site-66. 


ARCHIVED: Special Containment Procedures 


SCP-2912 are to be held in isolation within individual 
Humanoid Containment Units at Biological Containment 
Site-66. SCP-2912 instances must be fed a strict diet of 
"Circus Peanuts"! and sugar water that has been 
artificially colored purple2. Foundation physicians are to 
remain on standby, despite knowledge of SCP-2912 
health and biology being extremely limited at this time. 


Description: SCP-2912 designates three roughly humanoid 
organisms resembling typical circus clowns: SCP-2912-1, 
SCP-2912-2, and SCP-2912-3. Genetically close to human (all 
instances sharing a relatively recent common ancestor in Homo 
sapiens sapiens), SCP-2912 entities have/had undergone severe 
and varied corporeal and psychological augmentation(s). All 
contained instances of SCP-2912 were abruptly neutralized on 
11/16/1998 - the incident determined to be entirely accidental with 
blame placed on Pol-4569's failure to communicate relevant 
information to Foundation personnel. 


SCP-2912-1 Overview: 


¢ An almost entirely spherical body. 

« A complete lack of a skeletal system. 

¢ While its legs, arms, and head did exist, they were 
found to be vestigial and heavily atrophied. 


Closely resembling an air-filled balloon, 
SCP-2912-1 was able to transport itself through 
the air via an internal gas bladder (created from 
the left lung, so grossly enlarged that it occupied 
the majority of internal space) and modified anal 
sphincter. 

Black and white skin, forming horizontal stripes 
around its body. 

Capable of extending a long black tongue - the act 
producing a vocalization similar to the sound 
produced by "party horns"s. 

Although its level of intelligence could not be 
ascertained, it was at least capable of 
understanding several English words (mosily in the 
form of commands). 


SCP-2912-2 Overview: 


An unusually tall (2.56 meters) and spindly (with 
the exception of its left hand and abdomen, which 
both appear bloated) humanoid organism 
Capable of producing music from its asymmetrical 
and disjointed body. 

Vertebra are comparatively large and oddly 
shaped, producing sound similar to a xylophone in 
use (with 'songs' appearing to differ in correlation 
with the present angle of SCP-2912-2's spine). 
How it was able to create these sounds without 
directly striking individual vertebrae was never 
deduced. 

The left hand was large and flat and used to strike 
its bloated abdomen - the resulting sound similar 
to those produced by bass drums. 

lts face lacked eyes, had a bulbous red nose, 
(capable of honking despite being entirely organic) 
and was primarily dominated by a large mouth 
(devoid of lips). 

Yellow skin covered in red ‘polka dots’. 
Vocalizations failed to correspond with any known 
musical instrument but has been described by 


Foundation musicologists as resembling an 

accordion crossed with an ondes Martenot.4 

Potentially higher intelligence than other 

SCP-2912 entities, as it was able to compose 

unique music when commanded to do so. 

¢ Music produced by SCP-2912-2 triggered strong 
emotional responses among listeners - it remains 
unknown whether this reaction was anomalous or 
simply an explainable psychological response. 


SCP-2912-3 Overview: 


¢ Resembled a biological human more closely than 
SCP-2912-1 or SCP-2912-2. The appearance of 
face-paint is part of its natural appearance. 

¢ Laughter was apparently its only form of 

vocalization. This noise represented a 

cognitohazard and triggered uncontrollable 

laughter among its listeners, lasting for 6 to 32 

hours. 

An ability to create cream pies seemingly out of 

thin air. It is speculated that nearby matter was 

transmuted and teleported to SCP-2912-3 in the 

form of cream pies. 

¢« [DATA EXPUNGED] 


These anomalies were discovered on 10/05/1998 after a raid ona 
fair ground that had hosted Herman Fuller's Circus of the 
Disquieting only minutes before the arrival of Foundation operatives. 
One small tent was left behind, the others having vanished as 
operatives approached. Inside were SCP-2912-1, SCP-2912-2, 
SCP-2912-3, and Pol-4569. 


+ Interview: Pol-4569 
Interviewed: "Dick C. Normus"> 
Interviewer: Dr. Patrick Dolan 


Foreword: Subject is a Caucasian male and is 
believed to be between 40 to 60 years years of 


age. 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Dolan: Please explain what you were 
doing prior to your apprehension. 


Pol-4569: Listen fuck-face, | don't go to your 
job and pull the anomalous cock out of your 
ass. | got work to do and Mr. Fuller ain't 
exactly the most patient bloke. 


Dr. Dolan: So you are a member of Herman 
Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting? 


Pol-4569: Yeah. What's it to you? 
Dr. Dolan: What is your profession? 
Pol-4569: Clown breeder. 

Dr. Dolan: Excuse me? 


Pol-4569: You deaf? I'm a motherfucking 
clown breeder. 


Dr. Dolan: How exactly does one become a 
‘clown breeder’? 


Pol-4569: My father was a clown breeder. My 
father's father was a clown breeder. My 
father's father's father? Well, he was a horse 
beater... 


Dr. Dolan: And what does this job actually 
entail? 


Pol-4569: You that fucking stupid? It's in the 
god damn name. 


Dr. Dolan: Enlighten me. 


Pol-4569: |. Breed. Clowns. 


Dr. Dolan: | see. Is this an old profession? 
You mentioned your father and grandfather... 


Pol-4569: [interrupting] Well, in the real old 
days, ya didn't have no breeders. Back then 
the best we had was child breakers. 


Dr. Dolan: Child breakers? 


Pol-4569: What, ya think all freaks are just 
born that way? Body does a lot of growing 
when young. Just got to help it along a certain 
path - course, back then you could only make 
a hunchback. Nah, they deserve more credit. | 
mean, the Laughing Man, Turtle Boy, hell, the 
Inside-Out Girl? They was done the old way. 


Dr. Dolan: As you say. | think that is all we 
need at the moment. Thank you for your time. 


Pol-4569: Fuck you. 
<End Log>