Description: The corpse of an adult Physeter 
macrocephalus$ was sighted on the surface of the 
planetoid. Injuries consistent with high altitude impact. 


Note: Upon closer observation, several earthenware 
fragments and a small amount of soil was found near the 
corpse, alongside a dead plant resembling Petunia x 
atkinsiana. 


Minor Planet: 314612 
3070-A Discovery Date: 11-November-20 


Description: The asteroid possesses a visual 
appearance resembling heavily compressed JPEG 
image files, with changes in the compression artifacts 
occurring based on the angle it is viewed at. Studies of 
the surface show that the topography is unchanged and 
that the compression is non-corporeal. An investigation 
to determine if this is a cognitohazardous phenomenon is 
underway. 


Note: The Google Chromium browser on the 
SCP-3070-1's 2018 Macbook Pro was seen to be open, 
with multiple tabs showing SCP-—2721-LYRE's Tumblr 


blog. 
Minor Planet: 15907 Robot 
3070-A Discovery Date: 01-June-20 


Description: A row of four crudely constructed 
humanoid mechanisms, standing and manipulating what 
appear to be keyboard musical instruments. 


Note: Each figure is connected by cable to an 
underground chamber. Readings suggest the chamber is 
an electricity production facility. 


Minor Planet: 90377 Sedna 
3070-A Discovery Date: 6-May-20 


Description: A 473 km object rose from the surface of 
90377 Sedna.4 The object resembled a standard 
phonograph, and began making spastic movement upon 
surfacing entirely. 


Note: On 7-May-20 , the object emitted a blue light, 
before disappearing instantaneously. A radio 
transmission was later received. It read: 


THANKS FOR THE LIFT. CALAMITY WILL 
BE COMING SOON. COVER YOUR ASSES. 


During this time text on SCP-3070-1's 2018 Macbook 
Pro displayed the following text: 


2176782336WELCOME2985984expandsednalNITIATE 


After this the normal text displayed prior to an 
SCP-3070-A discovery was shown on the device. 24 
biomechanical structures resembling M198 Howitzers 
combined with Monodon monoceros® cadavers were 
observed on the surface of the dwarf planet an hour 
later. 


Minor Planet: 2807 Karl Marx 


3070-A Discovery Date: 05-May-20 


Description: A gradually expanding structure 
resembling the inside of a reading library, currently 
12x8x10km, comprising shelves, stairways and study 
tables. Upwards of 1000 figures dressed in overalls 
continually consult the books, while handwriting new 
ones which upon completion are added to the shelves. 


Note: New storage space, writing materials etc. are 
added as needed, expanding the structure by an 
estimated 1 meter per earth year. See 29829 Engels. 


Minor Planet: 29829 Engels 
3070-A Discovery Date: 05-August-20 


Description: A 19th century-style factory, of varying 
layout but always with three continuously smoking 
chimneys. Note that the asteroid has no atmosphere, nor 
easily combustable material. Products include sheets of 
paper, quill pens, pots of ink, ladders, and wooden 
shelving in kit form. These dematerialise at irregular 
intervals. 


Minor Planet: 26858 Misterrogers 
3070-A Discovery Date: 20-April-20 


Description: Approximately 300 PCC trolley cars, 
resembling those used by the Pittsburgh Railways during 
the 1940s, were orbiting the planet. Each car was 
"wearing" a large red cardigan sweater. Members of OTF 
of-12 reported hearing bells during retrieval. 


Minor Planet: 75067 Vernalis 
3070-A Discovery Date: 9-September-20 


Description: A 97m sized pair of conga drums 
constructed from both chitin and human tooth enamel 
began orbit around the asteroid. At the same time, a 60m 
sized live specimen of Liocarcinus vernalis® manifested 


on the conga drums and attempted to "play" them. 


Note: Upon retrieval by OTF &-12, the Liocarcinus 
vernalis specimen dematerialized and was not present 
on either the asteroid or the conga drums. 


Minor Planet: 131288 
3070-A Discovery Date: 23-May-20 


Description: A ring system manifested, 12m from the 
middle of the asteroid with a width of 1km. The ring was 
primarily composed with water ice, with amounts of 
keratin, chitin, enamel, human ectodermal tissue, and 
human heart cells present. [REDACTED] compounds 
similar to those present in the ring system of J1407b 
were also present. 


Note: One hour after initial discovery the rings 
spontaneously dispersed. 


Footnotes 

1. An Italian priest and astronomer that discovered Ceres. 

2. The base-8 number system. 

3. Sperm whale. 

4. The observation was made using experimental technology, 
originally used in thePeregrine-9 Expedition. 

5. Narwhal. 

6. Grey swimming crab. 


SCP-2512: An Anomalous Area In Arizona 


Item #: SCP-2512 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2512 and an additional 

1 km buffer zone are to be identified publicly via signage, official 
records, and local disinformation campaigns as Sanitary Chemical 
Purgation LTD, a hazardous waste sequestration facility. The 
perimeter of this area is to be fenced and patrolled on a randomized 
schedule by staff in full hazardous waste protection garb.! Site 392 
has been established to enable continuing observation and security 
operations for SCP-2512, and maintenance of the cover operation. 


Local wildlife is to be deterred from regular consumption of 
SCP-2512 materials when possible. 


Former SCP-2512-1 is to be retained as Special Circumstances 
Class C Staff (minimal clearance). Former SCP-2512-1 is to 
continue efforts to reestablish contact with SCP-2512-3 at all 
opportunities. 


Any site personnel suspecting themselves to be in contact with 
SCP-2512-3 are to attempt to establish a lighthearted conversation 
while locating a senior staff member for further assessment and 
instruction. Suggested topics include local wildlife, geology, 
aesthetics, meteorology, gardening, and recent pop culture. 


Description: SCP-2512 is an approximately 25 km2 region near 

, Arizona defined by anomalous terrain, meteorological 
phenomena, and flora. Core samples have indicated that the 
anomaly continues to an average depth of 2.5 km for the majority of 
its surface area, tapering off as it approaches its boundary. 


SCP-2512 superficially resembles the surrounding rocky desert, but 
is constructed entirely of organic materials. Components of 


and electrolytes to maintain alertness, and I'm willing to 
try that. 


Hour 0 

Subject stands ina 10 m x 10 m blast chamber that has been 
prepared according to recovered instructions. Among other 
preparations, subject stands in the center of a 1.5 m diameter circle 
marked with native flowers, with a goat’s head at the anterior point. 
Surrounding this circle is a 3 m circle marked with a mixture of goat 
and chicken entrails mashed by hand with wooden implements. 
Outside of this is a final 3.5 m circle marked with chicken feathers, 
chicken and goat footprints in ash, and a poultice of several herbs 
and human blood. One chicken skeleton and one goat skeleton 
have been laid around the room, outside the perimeter of the final 
circle. The subject, medical technician M Munoz, with attached 
intravenous drip, stands in the center, with SCP-282. Subject begins 
to use SCP-282. 


Hour 1 
Subject continues with no major errors in play, or reports of 
anomalies. Vital signs are all normal. 


6 hours already. He hasn't dropped it yet. I'm very 
hopeful that this time will be it. | watch through the plate 
glass, get nervous every time he fumbles. Every time. It's 
gotten a little ridiculous. I'm worried it might be an effect 
of the SCP, so | told the standing guard, but | think it's 
more stress than a mental pull. Going to call a secondary 
observer in, and sleep on the cot in here. 


Woke up, he's still going. 


Note: Instruments in testing chamber showed that subject’s heart 
rate had increased slightly by this point in time. 


Hour 18 
Subject notes sounds of laughter from inside the testing chamber; 
outside observer notes nothing abnormal. 


Hour 23 
Subject becomes increasingly paranoid, claiming that the 


SCP-2512 do not undergo spoilage or decay. Bacteria and non- 
living materials inconsistent with the composition of SCP-2512 are 
weakly repelled at the boundary of SCP-2512. Any such material 
forcibly introduced to SCP-2512 is gradually converted to materials 
present within SCP-2512.2 


+ Partial listing of known equivalent materials 


Material Equivaient material 
Hematite bearing stone or — A mixture of animal and 
soil plant tissues saturated with 


a food-grade oil. Tests have 
identified the animal 
components as Bos taurus 
(domesticated cow), Sus 
scrofa domestica 
(domesticated pig), and 
various species of fish. The 
plant components are 
consistent with the 
ingredients of a regional 
variant of adobo> 
Non-hematite bearing stone Yellow, frangible material 
or sand identified as fried Zea Mays 
(corn) flour, various dairy 
products consistent with 
products of domestic cattle 


species 
flint gravel Various Legumes 
HMENEL (nonp&abldis have included: 
Milk (bovine) 


¢  Asslurry of spices, Solanum lycopersicum 
(tomato), various members of genus 
Capsicum, dilute acetic acid and sodium 


chloride 
° Tequila 
. Water (potable) 


The total mass and area of SCP-2512 have remained constant since 
initial containment. If material is removed from SCP-2512, within 48 


hours an anomalous meteorological event will occur in airspace 
above SCP-2512. This event will deposit a mixture of SCP-2512's 
component materials equal to the removed mass, in a manner which 
restores superficial resemblance to the surrounding non-anomalous 
terrain. Similar events periodically redistribute material within 
SCP-2512 to maintain said appearance. 


All vegetation within SCP-2512 is designated SCP-2512-2. All 
original instances of SCP-2512-2 loosely resemble plants native to 
the region, but with cellular and genetic composition identical to that 
of one or more edible plant species. Non-native plant specimens 
introduced to SCP-2512 are likewise converted to instances of 
SCP-2512-2, but retain their original morphology within structural 
limits of the altered tissue. The duration of this process increases 
with the plant's dissimilarity to its altered species, and the size of the 
specimen. 


+ Partial catalogue of plant conversion experiments 


Specimen introduced Resuiting SCP-2512-2 
8 Malus domestica (apple, Cellular structure converted 
tree) Saplings to cultivars of Capsicum 


annuum or Capsicum 
Chinense. Specimens have 
continued growth following 
typical Malus Domestica 
morphology, and each has 
annually produced a crop of 
peppers appropriate to its 
altered genome since 1996. 

1 Persea americana Tree unaltered, however 

(Avocado tree) fruits produced lack internal 
structural cohesion and 
coniain no pits. 

1 Carnegiea gigantea Partial conversion to 

(Saguaro Cactus) Solanum Lycopersicum 
(tomato) fruit prior to 
structural collapse 

36 specimens of Zea Mays Unaltered, but upon 

(corn) maturation kernels 


underwent rapid dessication 
by expulsion of internal 
fluids prior to disintegration 
and self immolation within 
unfolded husk leaves. This 
process produced 2-3 
curved shells from each ear 


of Kernels. 
3 Osmundastrum structure largely unaltered, 
cinnamomeum (cinnamon) pigmentation visibly 
fern) lightened. Leaves found to 


be composed of Lactuca 
sativa (lettuce). Stems 
composed of Coriandrum 
sativum (coriander/cilantro). 
Tubers structurally similar, 
and genetically identical, to 
Physalis philadelphica 
(tomatillo) fruit 


SCP-2512 has no primary effect on complex animal life. Captured 
specimens of local wildlife display no adverse affects from long-term 
consumption of SCP-2512 beyond highly elevated cholesterol 
levels. 


SCP-2512-3 is an entity of unknown origin and nature, with an 
indeterminate capacity for alteration of the local environment and 
local reality. SCP-2512-3 is believed to be the agency by which 
SCP-2512 was created, and is the focus of ongoing efforts at 
amicable neutralization of SCP-2512. SCP-2512-3 has to date 
conducted all communication as a perceived voice heard only within 
the mind of the recipient, making confirmation and documentation of 
these encounters difficult. The voice is consistently described as 
androgynous to feminine with a pleasant demeanor. 


14 officially recognized conversations with SCP-2512-3 have been 
documented during containment. Instances include brief 
conversations on various "small talk" subjects, expressions of 
gratitude following positive comments about SCP-2512 or the 
surrounding area, and apparent attempts to console emotionally 


distressed staff. 3 additional encounters with SCP-2512-3 have 
involved minor alterations of the local environment in response to 
rhetorical statements.4 


Attempts to engage SCP-2512-3 in prolonged conversation have 
had little success, with most attempts to steer the conversation to 
the creation of SCP-2512 or SCP-2512-3 itself resulting in polite 
deflection. All conversations have ended abruptly, in a manner that 
one staff member likened to "someone dozing off in the middle of a 
conversation". 


Former SCP-2512-1 is a human male, . From the 
mid-1960's until containment in April 1987, former SCP-2512-1 lived 
a transient lifestyle heavily involved in the “Hippie” and “New Age” 
movements, with a professed special interest in transcendental 
meditation and the use of mind altering substances as aids to 
spiritual enlightenment. Former SCP-2512-1 was initially classified 
as a Class 3L5 Reality Bender, but is no longer considered to be 
himself anomalous or directly responsible for the creation of 
SCP-2512. Former SCP-2512-1 possesses only minimal 
understanding of the means by which SCP-2512 was created. 
Former SCP-2512-1 has, however, attempted to provide information 
on the methods by which he made contact with the entity 
SCP-2512-3. This information has as of yet been of little to no utility. 


+ Addendum 2512-2 (Executive command issued 7/23/2006) 


In light of Event 1425, all information, speculation, or 
conjecture provided by Former SCP-2512-1 regarding 
the methods used to establish contact with SCP-2512-3 
and the "Walk With the Five Stars" retreat Former 
SCP-2512-1 attended in the February of 1986 is to be 
documented and reported to Foundation Intelligence. 
The fragmentary information possessed by Former 
SCP-2512-1 regarding -Prime has been deemed 
insufficient to pose a cognitohazard to himself or others. 
Former SCP-2512-1 is to be monitored for any change in 
quality of recall or expressed interest in the 


Interview log 2512-7 


Following location and detainment of SCP-2512-1, who 
had fled the area when agents began initial containment, 
a series of interviews were conducted which gradually 
established SCP-2512-3 as the actual source of the 
anomaly, and SCP-2512-1's limited understanding of the 
means by which he had contacted SCP-2512-3. The 
following is an excerpt from the tenth such interview 
(conducted on 5/23/1987, six months after the initial 
discovery of SCP-2512). 


Dr.V_—_: So describe for me again the day that 
SCP-2512 was created. 


SCP-2512-1: Um, okay...| guess since | was born in 
January... 


Dr.V__: *Sighs* You are SCP-2512 dash one. 
SCP-2512 is the ta... the anomalous region. 


SCP-2512-1: Oooh, right...yeah, | catch your vibe now. 
So I'm sitting on this rock out in the middle of nowhere 
communing with Mother Earth, and it was just perfect. 
There were eagles flying, the weather was perfect, | had 
on my favorite socks... and | had the best stuff that day, 
must have been Jamaican or something because | tell 
you | have never had anything like... 


Dr.V__ : Yes, but we've already done quite a bit of 
talking on that part already. And for the transcripts: We 
tracked what he had left down to a strain cultivated in