Okay, now, before we even get onto writing stuff it's important that 
you all know what to add as a picture. Now, | know some of these 
things may be scary to photograph, but | swear to god, if | see one 
more fucking artist's depiction, | don't... It's just... No. Just... put ina 
picture or don't put something in at all, okay? 


So... the first part that everyone sees after the photograph is the 
item number. Now, | don't even know how many times I've seen 
some dumb-ass who didn't capitalize, or put in a hyphen, or some 
shit. Look, okay, that's just... How could you forget that? Honestly? 
What could possibly have made you forget to put in a FUCKING. 
HYPHEN. Jesus, | thought you were memetically chosen or some 
shit. | don't even know how they recruit nowadays. They, like, they 
do the online thing now, right? Yeah? Oh, okay, yeah. So, yeah, 
just... remember hyphens, okay? 


Now, after that comes the object class. Now, | don't care how pants- 
shittingly terrifying the gigantic blob looks, if all it's gonna do is make 
the floor slimy, it's NOT. KETER. Do we need to destroy this thing? 
No. Is it even going to kill any of us? No! Well... unless you're, like, 
old or some shit and break your hip. Look, just... try the locked room 
thing. I'm pretty sure you all know it, okay? If it does nothing to 
escape the room, it's Safe. If you don't know what the fuck, it's 
Euclid. If it pops out and eats your grandmother who slipped on the 


slime covered floor and broke her hip, it's Keter. Okay? Okay. 


The next p- Are you... are you serious? That's not even, like, a good 
ringtone. And you're a junior anyways, when the fuck did you get 
phone permissions? Give me that. Oh, look, he was texting 
somebody else. "This class fucking su-" Fuck you buddy! Get out of 
my class! No, get out! Jesus Christ. | didn't even want to teach this, 
ok? Can we just... can we move on, please? 


Okay, the Containment Procedures. This is the most important part 
of the document because, y'know, people have to follow these 
instructions to contain the thing. That means you can't mess up and 
end up having researchers pour Orange Juice on a Scip instead of 
Potassium lodide (and end up teaching some random assholes 
about proper documentation). And puh-lease do your research 
beforehand. Listen people, Alchemy died 200 years ago. You can't 
consult a practitioner of it, ok? If there are any questions, just direct 
it to the head researcher, ok? What? Well maybe they're blacked out 
because YOU'RE ALL AMATEURS WHO WE CAN'T TRUST TO 
DEAL WITH A HIGH-CLEARANCE SCIP! 


Next up we have the description. This is pretty straight forward. 
Just... please be clinical, okay? The scip's skin is not pale as the 
moonlight in colour, okay? It's fucking white. You understand? And 
don't just insert an expungement willy nilly. | understand sometimes 
it's been a long day and it's just easier to insert a redacted here and 
there until tomorrow, but when I'm looking at a document and | see 
"SCP-4321 is a humanoid that [DATA EXPUNGED}]", it's just... It's 
not fun for anyone. 


As for the experiment log, you're really free to do anything. But 
please, for the love of god, be clear in your recording. I'm sure 
you're all aware of a certain incident involving sharks, and | don't 
want to see anything like that again. Just... promise me you won't 
do that. Please? 


| think that about ends this lecture. You're all free to go. Oh, before 
you leave, if | see any of you making any HILAROUS comments at 
the end of reports | will find you and we'll INVENT Keter duty just for 
you. That's about it. Anybody have a fucking Tylenol? 


Wow, that lecture sucked. - Junior Researcher James 


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Initializing Recovered Data File L246- 
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[DATA CORRUPT]e not clear on the chain of events. We 
don't know what the hell happened. The only logical 
course of action, if the phrase /ogical course of action 
can still be applied to this situation, [DATA CORRUPTIill 
in progress and we can do little about it. We don't have 
the tools for this anymore, and we're not sure if we ever 
really did. We can't assume that we really knew anything 
we thought we knew. That isn't a metaphor. We have to 
question whether that knowledge ever really existed, or if 
th[DATA CORRUPT] "restructured" too. Think about it, 
really think about all the things we take for granted as 
part of "reality". The food we eat, the air we breathe, the 
things we think. We could wake up in twelve hours ina 
world where religion as we know it doesn't even[DATA 
CORRUPT] God help us all. If God still exists anymore. 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]ed no less than three discrete verified 
CK-class events, with upwards of forty thousand 
potential sub-events. Yes, forty thousand. That is, 
assuming we can trust the record. That's the problem 
with trying to isolate something from reality shifts. How 
do you know the next reality shift isn't going to undo your 
protection from reality shifts? Previous no[DATA 
CORRUPT] 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


Isolation Routine 17-JC finally having an effect. So, 
cautiously, we can declare success. We'r[DATA 
CORRUPTI]t may not be possible to reconstruct 
everything. It's becoming clear that we will need to 
deliberately initiate further CK sub-events. [DATA 
CORRUPTIt "meddling with the time stream" or more 
pointedly "blasphemy". | call it doing what has to be 
done. When you were called into the service of the 
Foundation, did you really think that your faith would be 
sacrosanct? [DATA CORRUPT] 


In the beginning was [DATA CORRUP T]at we're 
referring to now as "the Word". Calling our records 
"contradictory" at this stage is flattery. There are no 
guidelines for repor[ DATA CORRUPT] new incarnation. 


[DATA CORRUPT]r worries about this being seen as an 
illegitimate birth, something that is to say the least 
extremely frowned upon in this time period and location. | 
am confident that w[IDATA CORRUPT] born in a stable, 
in a feeding trough. Yes, how low we've sunk. But the 
activity amongst the locals has been extremely strange. 
A group of shepherds found us, aDATA CORRUPT] 
cannot verify the appearance of "angels" at this time, and 
the presence of a "star" (almost certainly a meteor) is 
likely pure coinc[ DATA CORRUPT] 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]aying all of this has been "foretold"? 
We didn't initiate that eve[ DATA CORRUPT]s there 
some kind of outside agent[ DATA CORRUPT] disagree. 
These occurrences are almost enough to make you 
believe that this is really[DATA CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]d killed all of the children, via 
executive order. There was nothing we could do to stop 
it. Yes, we got her out beforehand, but does that 
rea[DATA CORRUPT ]question what we're doing here? 


Unauthorized personnel will see an end of file here 


Addendum 1: Repeated incidents involving discrepancies in agent 
assignments and logs prompted an internal review of Site-305 
records and personnel over a period of years, conducted alongside 
personnel at Site-11 located in , LA. Site Directors al-Zarqa of 
Site-305 and Vargas of Site-11 were the only two individuals privy to 
the full context and purpose of the review: 


¢ Determine whether or not SCP-922 is directly or indirectly 
responsible for the anomalous creation of previously non- 
existent individuals. 

¢ Determine whether or not SCP-922 is additionally responsible 
for the alteration of local and federal records (including census 
records, medical records, voter registration, school records, 
etcetera) to accommodate the perceived pre-existence of 
aforementioned anomalous individuals, as well as altering the 
memories of assorted individuals to facilitate "insertion" of 
newly created individuals into communities and social groups 
as members prior to their actual creation.2 

¢ Determine whether or not SCP-922 is sentient as a result of 

patterns of alteration made apparently in response to 

Foundation investigative efforts. 

Determine if the effects of SCP-922 have spread beyond its 

observed area before or since discovery. 


Results of the -year review found discrepancies in the number of 
on-site personnel ranging from 133 to 700 individuals. 78 individuals 
were "marked" by authorized level 4 personnel as being potentially 
anomalously created, with an unspecified number of other personnel 
claiming to be unaware of the 78 individuals as being Foundation 
employees despite proper documentation and identification. Further 
investigation eliminated 30 of the individuals from suspicion (notably: 
the 30 individuals could be accounted for with proper documentation 
and references from off-site personnel and/or former non- 
Foundation co-workers). 


Hundreds of infants have been killed and whether we 
swung the swords or not, it's our fault. One conclusion is 
certain: He knew. One of the three "w[DATA CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT] creating a stir amongst local religious 
groups. Is this John the Baptist character a real "prophet" 
- an independently occurring anomaly? Is he what he 
says he is? Is he a side effect of a previous CK-class 
event? At this stage we have no way of knowing the 
difference. The more important questions are: Should we 
take him seriously, and is he working with us or against 
us? 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPTlells us she literally met the devil and 
that he offered her [DATA CORRUPT]derstand that she 
had just spent forty days going without food in the desert. 
Even considering her nature, we have no way of being 
certain that this was not a starvation-induced 
hallucination rather than a potentia[DATA 
CORRUPT]aps we should just be grateful that she did 
not accept the bargain offered by this ‘devil’. Can you 
imagine the[ DATA CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]mother told them she had been a 
virgin, with her pregnancy sent from God, and 
astonishingly most of them seem to believe he[DATA 
CORRUPT] but we have to ensure that public opinion 
stays on our side while simultaneously avoiding 
government attention. Remember the[ DATA CORRUPT] 
baptism and the anomalous occurrence of a dove [DATA 
CORRUPT] 


Certain local groups have turned actively hostile, in 
particula[DATA CORRUPTI]twelve disciples, - and all of 
her "inner circle" disciples must be male in gender. 
These Pharisees alone are a serious thorn in our side 
and we cannot afford to give them any more 
ammunit[DATA CORRUPT] 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPTluncertain. She seems to enjoy what 
(F.) is calling "her little social revolution” a little too much. 
She attracts larger crowds every d[DATA CORRUPT]at 
speech on the mountain top yesterday? [DATA 
CORRUPTI]that her embracing her status as a religious/ 
populist hero can only be a good thing. He says that if 
the Foundation is not opposed to accidental negative 
events like the slaughter of hundreds of infants (a 
permanent alteration of the time stream at the very 
minimum), we shouldn't be opposed to positive events 
on a similar sca[DATA CORRUPT] 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


Can we keep this going for the rest of the critical 3-year 
time period and make it to the final CK-class event? I'm 
not sure anymore. It's not as if she's invincible, whatever 
she seems to think, and these "miracles", while an 
excellent tool for attracting attention, are a tool that cuts 
both ways. They get us all the results we need in the 
short term, but in the long teEDATA CORRUPT]cannot 
stress enough that we need to remember the Herod 
incident. What happens if these people turn on us? What 
happens if they try to kill her? What happens if they 
succeed? 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


The worst has happened, and | do not say that lightly. 
Last night, after the celebratiD ATA CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]here is nothing we can do but watch 
this play out to the end. And try not to succumb to full- 
blown panic. Yes, this is an unmitigated disaster, and 
heartbreaking as well, but we are the Foundation. We 
have to rise above our emotions. We're going to need all 
our faculties to make this wo[ DATA CORRUPT]wanted 
us to keep going. That's why she stopped us from 
stepping in in the Garden. [DATA CORRUPT]hould not 


have listened to her! You should have stopped the 
guards by any means necessary! She's bought into the 
party line about herself, don't you understand? She 
believes it now! And she's going to let herself die. 


[DATA CORRUPT]lagony to watch. These basta[DATA 
CORRUPT] fiendish, barbaric even as a method of 
execution. | take back everything | said. If | had a way to 
kill them all, | would. And | swear | wi// kill that 
traitorou[DATA CORRUPT] I'm sorry, I'm so sor[DATA 
CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]e thirty-first iteration. Ho[DATA 
CORRUPT hoincide. That fucking rooster - you know what 
I'm referring to he[ DATA CORRUPT] the right approach? 
Even if we succeed, how are we going to explai[DATA 
CORRUPTI]sake the things that happened when she 
died... We all saw them. The eclipse for three hours. The 
earthquake, the ... ghosts? And that's only the start... 
There's no point in denying it. Perhaps he's right, 
perhaps we sho[DATA CORRUPT] 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT]r awake again after multiple attempts. 
Didn't think it relevant to record at the time but you heard 
me right. She's alive. She bled out for hours nailed to 
that tree and they stabbed her in the side and buried her 
- and she was dead, mark my words, for three whole 
days - and she's alive. | can't believe any of this is really 
happening. Actually, that's a lie. | think I'm beyond 
disbelief at this point. Three days dead a[DATA 
CORRUPT]an't be a random side effect of the CK-class 
events. It has to be intervention from an outside force. A 
dei[DATA CORRUPT)ot sure I'm ready to believe that. 
But as | said earlier, I'm beyond disbelief. 


[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT] 


[DATA CORRUPT] Sophia Light is not here. She has 
risen. [DATA CORRUPT] 


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Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 


Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL 
PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 
18 April 2004 


TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS 
STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH 
TO USE ABANDONED 
VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS 


Abandoned cars may be used for cult activities, authorities reported. 
James Absher, 40, a resident of Great Brookham, reported Monday 
that there were people trespassing into his scrapyard for unusual 
activities and provided security footage. 


In March, Mr. Absher started finding remains of bonfires and sand 
drawings around in his scrapyard. He did not report this to the local 
authorities, believing that the intruders meant no harm. On March 
25th, a week after the first sighting, Mr. Absher found the burnt 
remains of a 1994 Toyota Camry. 


"| was worried that they would accidentally burn down the whole 
yard," Mr. Absher told reporters. "These cars can still be sold, even 
if they no longer work. Metal is pricey these days, you know. | don't 
want no hooligans snooping in my yard." 


He set up cameras around the yard hoping to gather footage of the 
intrusion and burnings. On the eve of the 15th, he finally saw the 
intruders. 


"| can't afford security guards, so it's the best | can get. | watch the