Operator: Okay, sir, calm down. What happened? 

Man: | don’t know. | came home from work, and she was 
lying on the sidewalk with this plant growing out of her 
eyes. 

[pause] 

Man: Hello? 

Operator: I’m sorry, did you say a plant was growing out 
of her eyes? 

Man: Yes! My son says it killed her! Please send 
someone! 

Operator: Your daughter was killed...by a plant...that’s 
growing out of her eyes. 

Man: What are you, deaf? That’s exactly what | said! 
Operator: All right, sir, there’s no need for names here. 
Man: Will you quit fucking around and send someone? 


Operator: [hangs up] 


, 200 
It’s been a week and a half since | first saw that vine. 
The house is now completely surrounded. | wonder if any 
of the neighbors have noticed anything. The only thing 
that seems to be stopping it from entering the house is 
the fact that it can’t seem to put down roots in metal or 
glass. 


| haven’t seen or heard from Mom and Dad. I’m worried 
they might have poisoned themselves. 


, 200 
If anyone finds this journal, let it be known that |, [DATA 
EXPUNGED], made my last stand against the demon 
weed in this room. | have been barricaded in here for 
almost a week. | am convinced my entire family is dead. | 
have closed the air ducts and stopped up the crack 
under my door. | have my mom's long-handled branch 
trimmers, her weedwhacker, her chainsaw, the grill 
lighter (it seems to not like fire), and every bit of non- 
perishable food in the house. | made a sign, which | put 
in the window. It says, “Still alive. Send help.” | have a 
system in place to destroy it if | think it won’t be 
necessary. It’s only a matter of time before the plant 
figures out a way to get in here. The damn thing came in 
through the chimney! 


(In the margin of this entry, a sketch was found, of a ring-tailed 
lemur eating its own tail. Underneath the sketch was the word 
“Apocalemur.”) 


Can’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleepplantwillee 
ecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplantwilleatmecan 'tsleepplantwille 
mecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplantwil 
atmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplanty 
eatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplantwilleatmecan'tsleepplan 
illeatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleeppla 
willeatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan’'tsleepplantwilleatmecan’tsleepp 
ntwilleatmecan’tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleepplantwilleatmecan tsleey 


, 200 
The SCP Foundation has allowed me to access this 
journal after making what they referred to as “necessary 
redactions.” They say it was my journal, although | have 
no memory of keeping it. | have no memory of my family, 
and know nothing of my life prior to the Foundation. | 
don’t even know my own name. | am simply Agent 
Apocalemur. Apparently it has something to do with that 
doodle in the margin a few pages back. Shame | don’t 
know what it means. 


When they gave me the journal, they said it was because 
| had been assigned to oversee research on “SCP-307,” 
which | have come to understand is this mysterious plant 
mentioned in the last few entries, in the hopes of finding 
some way to destroy it for good. They said they wanted 
me to have some idea what | was in for. 


If everything they’ve told me is true (and | have just as 
much reason to suspect that it is as | do to suspect that it 
isn’t), then this plant killed my family and destroyed what 
appears to be a perfectly good life. | want it to die. 


Footnotes 

1. These names correspond to two dogs, breeds unknown, 
registered to Agent Apocalemur's family. 

2. Vocal patterns match those of Agent Apocalemur's father 


Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery 
Service 


Result: Resulting bush shares physical appearance with 
description, but "chocolate bars" are in fact fruit, with a dark, fleshy 
interior that (according to D-class testers) only has a passing 
resemblance to the taste of chocolate. Each fruit contains a copy of 
SCP-780, indicating that these fruits would normally contain seeds 
on their interior. 


Experiment 780-e8 

Host Plant: A one-paragraph description of a bush which produces 
health bars which contain a week's worth of calories and nutrients in 
every bite 

Result: Resulting bush shares physical appearance with 
description, with the "bars" again being fruits containing copies of 
SCP-780. Tests verify that these are fairly nutritious, with a wide 
variety of vitamins and minerals, but only contain slightly more 
sustenance than an ordinary fruit or vegetable. Further research on 
exploiting SCP-780 to provide variety in the Site canteen on hold 
pending approval. 


If we can make fruits as healthy as Brussels sprouts but as tasty as 
strawberries, imagine the marketing possibilities...we just need to 
find a way to remove the copy of SCP-780 embedded at the heart of 
each fruit. 

- Dr. 


Experiment 780-e9 
Host Plant: A one-paragraph description of [DATA EXPUNGED] 
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] 


Experiment 780-e10 

Host Plant: SCP-038 

Result: Resulting plant appeared identical to SCP-038, but lacked 
its ability to reproduce items touched to its trunk 


Experiment 780-e11 

Host Plant: SCP-143 

Result: Resulting tree identical in appearance with SCP-143. Bark 
has the same hardness as SCP-143, but pieces removed from 
SCP-780-1 lose this property and retain only the hardness typical of 
a Prunus x yedoensis tree. Petals have no unusual properties. 


Agent Spoon's Personnel Request 


To: O5 Command 

Proposal Type: Personnel Request 
From: Agent Spoon 

Date: / /20 

Security Level: CLASSIFIED 


Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special 
Mobile Task Force Teams, | have found a rather glaring weakness 
in the organization of the Foundation's SCP recovery and protection 
systems that can be solved through several simple actions. 


Problem: First and foremost is the glaring disparity between 
Foundation Agents and Task Force members. While Task Force 
members are usually culled from the best special forces units from 
around the world and are given the latest and most advanced 
equipment, their duties are usually restricted to SCP protection and 
surveillance, which seems to be a tragic waste of resources and 
talent. This can mostly be blamed on the fact that the formation of 
Task Forces are usually reactionary measures to the unpredictable 
nature of SCPs. 


Agents, on the other hand, are largely derived from civilian sources 
such as local and federal law enforcement agencies. They are often 
similarly equipped, but are given the actual duty of tracking down 
and recovering SCPs. While the vast majority of SCPs are rather 
harmless and can easily be dealt with by Agents, there is currently 
no viable way under the current system for first responder Agents to 
deal with violent or unpredictable SCPs, or rival SCP seeking 
organizations. Mobile Task Force Delta-7 is an exception, but as we 
all know, they are currently committed to tracking ORIA agents and 
lack the flexibility or resources to expand their mission profile. 


Most importantly, the Foundation lacks an actual offensive military 
option. While the Foundation has been able to carry on this far by 
co-opting government resources and forming Task Forces in times 
of emergency, the Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifact's 
theft of SCP-112 and threats of an impending attack by the Church 
of the Broken God reveal the need for a cohesive, elite offensive 
military unit more than ever before. 


Solution: My solution to this problem is to form a brand new Task 
Force that will not be tied to a singular Site or SCP. Instead, this 
Task Force will perform the dual role of first response and hostile 
recovery of SCPs. This should serve as a suitable counter to outside 
threats, as well as giving the Foundation a means to directly recover 
SCPs from rival organizations. They will also serve as primary 
offensive support for Field Agents to reduce reliance on local law 
enforcement. 


Proposal: | must admit though, the formation of a brand new Task 
Force is a decision not taken lightly. Also, due to the nature of their 
duties, the initial casualty rates of this new Task Force are expected 
to be extremely high, with an estimation of 70% losses after the first 
ten missions. This is why | am only requesting personnel who fit the 
following criteria: 


“Current Task Force members and Agents facing disciplinary action 
that can/will result in demotion to D-class, transfer to Keter duty, or 
termination. 

“Prospective Task Force and Agent applicants with questionable 
pasts or qualifications. 

“D-Class personnel who have proven themselves to possess 
exceptional skill or abilities. 

“Remnants of Task Forces that have suffered high casualties and 
now face disbandment. 

“Any personnel with practical skills that Foundation supervisors feel 
like getting rid of. 


It is of my opinion that some these personnel are not useless, and 
may in fact still prove quite useful to the Foundation if not for their 
unfortunate infractions. These personnel will of course undergo a 
rigorous screening process to weed out the promising ones from the 
dead weight. 


Conclusion: | would like to hope that you are able to see the 
Foundation's glaring weaknesses as clearly as | have. | believe it is 
time for us to take a more aggressive approach to dealing with rival 
organizations. While our main objective is to secure, contain, and 
protect, there is no reason we cannot achieve defense through an 
effective offense. 


DENIED 


Note: Seriously, where do these morons come from? It seems they 
just keep getting dumber. If a system works, why fix it? -O5-6 


Addendum: You look, but do not see. Let me tell you what you're 
missing. 


First of all, you're ignoring the completely different roles MTFs and 
Agents take. Let's use examples from Tom Clancy video games. 
Being an Agent is like playing Splinter Cell: maybe not the earlier 
games where you're a ninja sneaking through buildings alone, but 
Double Agent, where you also have to infiltrate organizations. You 
work alone. You gather information. You pursue objectives on your 
own initiative. When you find an SCP, you call in help, or if you think 
you can do it alone, retrieve it yourself. Like a sliver of glass: small, 
sharp, nearly invisible. Civilian law enforcement is trained to do just 
that: wait, watch, and defuse situations with minimal force. 


The MTFs are like playing Rainbow Six: you have a defined goal, 
because the Agents found it for you. Now you move in. No matter 
how subtle you are, people are going to remember six guys in black 
suits with submachine guns storming a building. So you minimize 
impact by being fast, violent, and hella aggressive. You're the 
hammer, the SCP is the nut. Military and SWAT teams (which are 
more paramilitary than law enforcement) is trained to do that: hit 
hard, hit fast, fade away. 


Secondly, you completely misunderstand the mission of the Mobile 
Task Force. They are not formed to CONTAIN specific SCPs. They 
are formed to EXPLOIT them: Pandora's Box with Able, Puddle 
Jumpers with the Wading Pool, Lotto Steppers (before his sad 
demise) with Stanley Cubic. Either that or they're experts in certain 
types of SCPs: Mole Rats train in specific techniques to navigate 


and escape from dimensional SCPs that alter local geography, for 
instance. 


Finally: under NO circumstances should the SCP Foundation create 
an offensive military force. Offensive military forces are designed for 
one thing: conquest and expansion. Imposing your will on others. 
The day the Foundation does that is the day it fails its mission: 
Secure. Contain. PROTECT. 


And trust me: there are plenty of other organizations who only 
tolerate the Foundation because it stays on the defensive. 


- Clef 
Note from a concerned Agent: 


Ick. Form our own military? The next step from there would be to 
form our own government. And at that point we're ruling the world. 
O5 would become an evil council of doom, with an iron fist of cold, 
cruel, semi-justice. No doubt this idea will appeal to some of our 
more militaristic personnel. This is scary shit. Who proposed this 
anyway? 


Note: | must admit, Dr. Clef puts up a very convincing argument and 
| submit to his seniority over the matter. However, | would like to 
say, history has the nasty habit of shoving unfair circumstances on 
the wrong people. One day, there may be a time where the 
scientists must become the soldiers... 


-Agent Spoon 


Note: We're not there yet, Spoon. Pray that it never gets that bad. If 
it does, then we're all fucked. | mean XK-class End of the World 
Scenario All Up In Our Shit Right Now level fucked. 


- Clef 


Note: Anyone else find the irony in Dr. Clef scoffing at the idea of 
Foundation Scientists acting as combatants? Anyway, | support the 
idea of recruiting selected D-Class personnel. After all, many Deltas 
get a lot more experience with some SCPs than the researchers 
they are assigned to. Besides, killing them at the end of the month 


or pumping them full of Class-MindFuckLobotomy amnesiacs and 
throwing them back into prison is a waste of people that could be 
doing useful things. 


Hey, don't the Russians have a prison conscription program? Maybe 
we could bully them into letting us in on that. 


- Malign 


Agent Ukelele 


{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known 
Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, 
"Pandora's Box." Sections of this document were damage in the 
firefight and subsequent conflagration/water damage due to 
firefighting efforts.} 


PERSONNEL FILE: FIELD 
OPERATIVE UK-17 


Code Name: "Ukelele"” 
GOC Serial Number: 09976657-Cobalt-Triplet-Finnegan 
Service Record 


¢ 1981: Recruited into GOC by [SECTION DESTROYED]. 

* 1982: First confirmed kill: Known Threat Entity (KTE) 5988- 
Red ("Hillsborough Beast"). Received the Silver Aegis 
commendation for successfully killing KTE-5988-Red despite 
severe losses to field team, including death of Operative 
Mortimer X. 

¢ 1986: Failed to successfully contain KTE-7859-Silver 
("Xenobiological Hemorrhagic Prion") resulting in deaths of 
[SECTION DESTROYED] 

* 1988: Sabbatical. 

¢ 1989: Promoted to Specialist Operative. 


[SECTION DESTROYED] 


« 199 : Engaged and destroyed KTE-9927-Black ("The 
Goddess") in Cornwall, England. Unable to confirm kill on 


KTE-9927-Blackchild ("The Daughter"). 
[SECTION DESTROYED] 


¢ 20 : 99th confirmed kill on KTE-10734-Green ("Mister Nice 
Guy"). Expressed desire to retire from active service: granted. 


[SECTION DESTROYED] 


¢  :Resurfaced under alias of "Dr. Alto Clef" at Special 
Containment Procedures Foundation. Classified as Threat 
Level 1 (monitor, do not engage). 


Skills Assessment 


Certified adequate in standard firearms array (pistol, shotgun, 
scoped and unscoped rifle, submachinegun, light machine 
gun). 

Certified proficient in heavy firearms array (heavy machine 
gun, grenade launcher, shoulder-mounted rocket launcher). 
Certified expert in demolitions. 

Advanced Driver certification in Class A,B, and C vehicles. 
Authorized Instructor at Lanthanide Hills Training Facility (field 
of expertise: Type Green KTEs). 


Agent Ukelele pursues KTE-4622-Yellow ("Dead Man Walking") 
through Washington, DC Metro system 


Alterations and Talents 


* Standard optics array. 

* Standard longevity treatments. 

¢ Resistant to standard photography techniques. 
¢ Polymorphic features. 

¢ LevEL 1 TISECTION DESTROYED] 


Notable Kills 


¢ KTE-9927-Black: Threat Level 6 (Immediate Global Threat). 
Target eliminated by use of KTE-9927-Blackchild as