SCP-3636-1 Event: No effects independently observed. 
Video starts with a microscopic shot of what seems to be 
a colony of primordial organisms before quickly zooming 
out, and presumably accelerating time, to reveal a 
seabed populated by numerous species of arthropod- 
analogues, similar to those associated with Earth's 
Cambrian Period. View then zooms to many areas of an 
undocumented Earth-like planet, occasionally 
accelerating time to showcase the evolution of life on the 
world. Video ends showing a tribe of hominid-analogues, 
focusing on one which repeatedly strikes two rocks 
together, seemingly to observe the resultant sparks. 
Effects: No persistent effects can be observed at this 
time. However, the continued existence of the planet 
shown in the video or life on it cannot be ruled out. 
Notes: "This one isn't quite blacklisted, but further 
testing with it will require O5 approval." -Dr. Sutherland 


Test 22 

Song Selected: "Song of Beren and Luthien", by 
Aragorn, son of Arathorn. 

SCP-3636-1 Event: The "Live Music Video" banner did 
not appear. Video depicted an individual resembling 
actor Viggo Mortensen singing acapella as a serenade to 
an unknown, non-human individual, apparently female. 
The first individual is noted to have grey eyes and a 
more athletic build than Mortenson, and the female has 
pointed ears and is very pale. At the end of the video, the 
pair share a kiss. 

Effects: Following playback, search engines recorded a 


spike in searches for "Beren and Luthien", and other 
terms related to The Lord of the Rings and J.R.R. 
Tolkien's Middle Earth. Beyond this, no effects have 
been observed. 


Test 23 

Song Selected: "4'33", by John Cage 

SCP-3636-1 Event: Screen displayed static for duration 
of the song. 

Effects: All sound within test chamber was nullified. 
Notes: So | guess it doesn't really qualify as 
instrumental? Maybe SCP-3636 "imagined" it being 
performed by a singer? -Dr. N 


Test 24 

Song Selected: "Devoured by Vermin", by Cannibal 
Corpse 

SCP-3636-1 Event: D-27542 immediately disappeared 
from site, and reappeared on video in an undisclosed 
location. Various vermin is shown approaching him on 
ground, and various insects are shown approaching in 
the air. Subject appears to have the powers possesed by 
the current host of SCP-027. 33 seconds into the song, 
subject is completely covered by vermin, and is not seen 
for the rest of the video. More vermin continues to 
approach for the duration of the video. 

Effects: Subject foundin V__, Liechtenstein 4 hours 
after the SCP-3636-1 event. Subject found completely 
covered in vermin. Subject terminated. 

Notes: Song added to blacklist. 


Test 25 

Song Selected: "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick 
Astley 

SCP-3636-1 Event: D-29234 vanishes, and is shown on 
video at the London underpass where a portion of the 
song's official video was filmed. He is dressed in Astley's 
outfit from that shoot- a tan longcoat over a black shirt 
and slacks. He sings the lyrics to a blonde woman 
standing next to him, while performing dance moves 


similar to Astley's. The woman responds positively to his 
affections, and at the end of the video, D-29234 sweeps 
her into his arms. 

Effects: D-29234 is found at the same underpass with 
his head in his hands, weeping openly and muttering 
"she looked just like her". The woman depicted in the 
video is found several blocks away. When interviewed by 
personnel, she reports that D-29234 broke down 
inconsolably at the exact moment the song finished. The 
woman and all other witnesses to the SCP-3636-1 event 
are given Class-A amnestics. 

Notes: D-29234 had a prior conviction for the murder of 
an ex-girlfriend, who was similar in appearance to the 
woman depicted in the SCP-3636-1 event. Based on its 
past behavior, it is believed that SCP-3636 was acting 
out of a terribly misguided sense of kindness. 


Test 26 

Song Selected: “Ode to a Superhero” by Weird Al 
Yankovic 

SCP-3636-1 Event: The video appeared in the form of a 
montage depicting re-enactments of various events from 
the 2002 film adaptation of Spider-Man, as described in 
the song. While all extras and background characters 
were portrayed by actual, contemporary residents of 
New York City, all principal characters which appeared in 
the montage were portrayed by exact duplicates of their 
respective actors as they appeared during the time 
period that the movie was filmed in. 

Effects: Amnestics distributed to witnesses and non- 
anomalous participants. The Kirsten Dunst, James 
Franco, and Rosemary Harris duplicates (as well as the 
cadavers of the Cliff Robertson and Willem Dafoe 
duplicates) were located and taken into Foundation 
custody. Medical testing confirmed them to be 
genetically identical to the original actors, and interviews 
revealed that both individuals had memories 
corresponding to the character they portrayed (Mary 
Jane Watson and Harry Osborne, respectively) and 
believed themselves to be that character. A search for 


the individuals corresponding to the other principal 
characters is still ongoing, and it is not yet known if the 
duplicate of Tobey Maguire possesses the same 
anomalous abilities as his character. 

Notes: An accidental second selection of this song 
caused the duplicates to revert to the same physical 
states and locations as in the beginning of the first music 
video, after which they re-enacted all the same events 
exactly identically. The specimens within Foundation 
custody show no memory of having gone through these 
same events twice. 

"It's only been, what, a few days? I'm sure he'll turn up 
soon enough. A real live Spiderman would be hard to 
miss." —Researcher Lee 


SCP-3637: Many Waters Cannot Quench Love, Nor 
Can The Floods Drown It 


Item #: SCP-3637 
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: As of Incident 3637-A, 3637- 
Ramah events have ceased completely, and SCP-3637 has been 
reclassified to Neutralized. One year after Incident 3637-A, 
SCP-3637 was fully excavated and transferred to a museum 
operated by a Foundation front. 


Archived Special Containment Procedures 


The area within a one-kilometer radius of SCP-3637 is to 
be surrounded by a 8-meter-high barrier, with guards 
posted every 200 meters. If SCP-3637-1 attempts to 
breach the barrier, it is to be deterred using high- 
pressure water hoses. 


Description: SCP-3637 is a fossilized Maiasaura skeleton 
excavated 8 km east of Bynum, Montana during a paleontological 
dig. Upon initial excavation of SCP-3637, a loud roar was heard by 
the paleontology team, with no apparent source. 


SCP-3637 will undergo a single 3637-Ramah event every time a 
thunderstorm forms or passes directly over SCP-3637. 


During a 3637-Ramah event, wind speeds in the vicinity of 
SCP-3637 will increase to around 140 kph, a loud roar will be heard, 
and salt crystals within a 119 m radius of SCP-3637 will be drawn 
towards it and cover it completely. A lightning bolt will then strike 
SCP-3637 directly (SCP-3637 is undamaged by this), and the salt 
crystals will coalesce into the form of an adult Maiasaura skeleton, 
hereafter designated SCP-3637-1. SCP-3637-1 will then extricate 
itself from SCP-3637, and walk away. Wind speeds will return to 


normal, concluding the 3637-Ramah event. 


SCP-3637-1 tends to wander aimlessly, occasionally vocalizing and 

digging into the ground with its forelegs. SCP-3637-1 will continue to 
wander and dig until rain degrades it to a point where it is incapable 

of locomotion. SCP-3637-1 is noted to vocalize loudly and dig more 

rapidly and frantically as it degrades. Rain will continue to fall in the 

vicinity of SCP-3637-1 until the instance dissolves completely. Only 

one SCP-3637-1 instance can exist at a time; a 3637-Ramah event 

will not occur again until the current SCP-3637-1 has dissolved. 


SCP-3637-1 is capable of remembering previously-dug areas as 
well as specific Foundation personnel; leading theories to explain 
this phenomenon are that SCP-3637-1 is either the same entity 
appearing repeatedly, or a group of entities sharing a collective 
memory. 


Incident 3637-A: On 5/13/18, a Foundation paleontology team 
excavated a nearly complete Maijasaura nest, including several 
dozen fossilized eggs, approximately 11 km from the location of 
SCP-3637. A 3637-Ramah event immediately occurred at the 
location of SCP-3637 despite the lack of rain, and the resulting 
SCP-3637-1 immediately vocalized loudly and proceeded to run 
directly towards the nest. SCP-3637-1 then absorbed salt from the 
ground, growing in size to a length of 15 m, and easily scaled the 
barrier. On-site personnel attempted to neutralize SCP-3637-1 with 
high-pressure water hoses but were unsuccessful. SCP-3637-1 then 
shed the excess salt, returning to its original size of 9 m, and 
continued course to the nest. Personnel at the nest were advised to 
stand down while backup was scrambled. Upon reaching the nest, 
SCP-3637-1 lay down next to it and nuzzled the fossilized eggs, 
before collapsing into salt crystals. 


SCP-3639: Whataboots 


Item #: SCP-3639 
Object Class: Safe Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3639 is to be held in a 
standard containment locker, available for testing with approval from 
the Level 3 Contact Researcher. 


SCP-3639 is to be worn by a D-Class personnel in a vegetative 
state, held in an M-Type containment unit. Once per month, they are 
to be inspected by Agents and medical personnel who have cleared 
Level-3 psychic resistance training. Psychological counseling is to 
be made available to all sentient beings which may interact with 
SCP-3639. 


Description: SCP-3639 designates a pair of military footwear, of 
Hungarian origin. They display wear and tear typical of footwear 
used in wartime, albeit in wearable condition. Tags and other 
manufacturers information have been worn off over time, however 
the initials "K.L" have been branded into the inside of the heel. 


Actions taken by subjects wearing SCP-3639, hereafter designated 
as SCP-3639-1, will cause primary and secondary observers to 
rationalize any actions taken by SCP-3639-1. If pressed to 
intervene, they will express ambivalence towards SCP-3639-1's 
actions, even if they find the actions to be abhorrent, frequently 
justifying their hesitance by citing some real or speculative 
equivalence between SCP-3639-1 and the objects or person(s) they 
take action against. 


This effect will persist permanently even after subjects have been 
removed from the presence of SCP-3639. They will continue to 
justify and defend the actions taken by SCP-3639-1, until they cease 
to wear SCP-3639, at which point the affected subjects will be 
susceptible to argument and amnestic therapy. In addition, those 


who have not directly witnessed SCP-3639 will also be affected, toa 
lesser extent. They will defend the actions taken by SCP-3639-1 
less stridently, frequently seeking compromise or middle ground 
regardless of the severity of SCP-3639-1's behavior. 


While SCP-3639 has no anomalous properties relating to its 
physical state, subjects will express extreme reluctance to damage 
or destroy it. Weaker willed individuals will often take action to 
protect SCP-3696 from forces seeking to harm them. 


History: Manufacturers records relating to SCP-3639 were 
destroyed during wartime. Historical documents recovered after the 
fall of the Soviet Union indicate that the Red Army first encountered 
SCP-3639 in the possession of a Hungarian soldier, SCP-3639-1, 
who had taken possession of a small village on the outskirts of 
Budapest. 


GRU-P commissars were able to identify SCP-3639's anomalous 
properties, and were able to terminate SCP-3639-1 from a distance. 
After testing for potential political uses, they were determined to be 
too volatile to use and placed into storage. The Foundation was able 
to take possession of SCP-3639 in September of 1995, as part of an 
agreement with the Russian Federation. 


Addendum 3639-A: Testing Log Records. 


Testing of SCP-3639 was initiated by Site-30 personnel after 
request by Researcher David Bolland, who had been recently 
promoted from Junior status. It was the first project undertaken by 
this research team. 


TestA- / / 


Subject: D-0127(SCP-3639-1), D-0412 

Procedure: D-0127 was instructed to place SCP-3639 
on their feet, then destroy a glass jar while being 
observed by D-0412 inside of a viewing room. 

Results: D-0412 wrote afterwards of the dangers of 
glass and how the actions taken by D-0127 made them 
feel safer. 

Analysis: /t appears as though the properties described 


the palpitations increasing or decreasing with the pulse of the 
subject. Prolonged exposure causes a variety of additional 
psychological effects. 


Stage 1: Onset 5-7 minutes: Low-level feelings of unease and 
anxiety. Effects cease immediately on vacating area. 

Stage 2: Onset 6-21 minutes: Gradually increasing feelings of 
anxiety and paranoia. Effects decrease on vacating area and cease 
within 5 minutes. 

Stage 3: Onset 18-27 minutes: High-level feelings of anxiety and 
paranoia. Subject begins to hallucinate, reporting seeing the world 
around them tinged with red and hearing vague whispering noises. 
27% of subjects also report strong feelings of guilt. Effects decrease 
within 20 minutes of vacating area and cease within 60 minutes. 
Stage 4: Onset 34-59 minutes: Previous symptoms increase. 
Hallucinations become more vivid and visual; frequent hallucinations 
include rivulets of blood trailing down the walls, images of dead 
bodies, thumping, screaming, and ambulatory corpse-like figures. 
65% of subjects rendered mentally incapable of leaving the 
influence of SCP-472. Effects decrease within 60 minutes of 
vacating area and cease within 3 hours. 

Stage 5: Onset 55-69 minutes: Previous symptoms increase. 
100% of subjects rendered mentally incapable of leaving the 
influence of SCP-472. 38% of subjects exposed enter a state of 
catatonia; this state has a 76% fatality rate if subjects are not 
removed from SCP-472's area of influence. Effects decrease within 
6 hours of vacating area and cease within 24 hours. 

Stage 6: Onset 361-723+ minutes: Surviving subjects now capable 
of leaving the influence of SCP-472, though many do not realize this 
unless prompted. Previous symptoms vary in degree of intensity and 
become sporadic, alternating with periods of lucidity indefinitely until 
subject leaves or is removed from the area. Effects cease within 24 
hours of vacating area. 


SCP-472 was recovered from the mansion residence of 
[REDACTED], a wealthy man living in [REDACTED]. Foundation 
investigators were alerted by local reports of hauntings by domestic 
staff after [REDACTED] was hospitalized by a fall. Mobile Task 
Force Delta-5 ("Front Runners") was assigned to investigate due to 
possible connection to ongoing projects. Investigation narrowed 


by the reds were accurate, to some extent. Further 
testing is required to see if any additional properties 
emerge. — Researcher Bolland 


TestB- / / 


Subject: D-0127, D-0412 

Procedure: D-0127 was instructed to take physical 
action against D-0412, who would be debriefed following 
the test. Test duration was one hour. 

Results: D-0127 initially took minor actions against 
D-0412, pushing and shoving them to the ground. As the 
testing period progressed, D-0127 became more violent, 
eventually rendering D-0412 unfit for future testing. 
Debriefing is pending. 

Analysis: /t appears as though D-0127's behavior was 
exacerbated by D-0412's resistance, which they were 
instructed not to give. More compliant test subjects will 
be necessary in the future. We do not have the budged 
to request future test subjects. — Researcher Bolland 


TestD- / / 


Subject: D-0127