Instances were nesting within the interior of the globe, along with 
multiple different species of Coleoptera. These Coleoptera exhibited 
aggressive behavior to the agents retrieving SCP-2794, and upon 
study, were discovered to have lived for more than triple their normal 
lifespans. Multiple small tunnels were also discovered within the 
globe (see Addendum 2794-C). 


Addendum 2794-C: An exploration of the interior of the globe 
discovered was carried out by use of a miniature drone, under the 
command of Dr... The following is a log of this exploration. 


+ Exploration Log 2794-A (2016/09/23) 
Date: 2016/09/23 


Designation: Drone Exploration 2794-A 
Information: To investigate the interior of the 
globe built by SCP-2794. 

Equipment: Spider Cis drone, attachable 
flashlight, camera with night vision capabilities 
and a small drill. 

Personnel: Dr. , and SCP-2794's research 
team (MTF Mu-77, or "Ladybutts"). 


<begin log> 


10:45: Drone is successfully placed within a 
tunnel found near the base of the structure. 
Drill is utilised to prevent drone from being 
damaged by excretion. 


17:32: End of the tunnel is reached. 
Observations show a large open area mostly 
consisting of SCP-2794 excretion, hardened 
and placed in the form of "bricks". 


17:46: A large structure was found within the 
area. This appeared to resemble Roman 
architecture. This was entered, revealing a 
long series of tunnels inside. These were 
constructed of excretion, in a similar fashion to 
the main chamber. 


18:32: A large domed room was discovered. 
Multiple Latin inscriptions were found on the 
walls of this chamber. 


The translated inscriptions, listed 
in a clockwise direction around the 
walls of the room. 


"The purity came, and then tyrants 
followed." 


"The greed enveloped our promised 
land." 


"How dare they harden their hearts 
so? They did not spare any for its 
owners.” 


"Your race was enslaved." 


"Your hearts beat in tune, your eyes 
are rotten from all of your crying.” 


"Enter my temple. It is yours now." 


"| have given this temple to your 
brethren. They will keep it from harm, 
and they will use its power to reward 
your weeping." 


"Come into my arms. All six come to 
embrace you.” 


18:56: A large number of various coccinellidae 
began to attack the drone, and contact was 
lost. 


23:09: Connection was anomalously regained. 
The outline of a large coccinellid was 
observed, but the image was not clear due to 
excessive levels of light. Despite having a full 
connection, the drones did not operate as 
expected. It was observed constructing a 
tunnel, presumably part of the system 
observed within the structure where contact 
was lost. All attempts at controlling the drone 
have failed. (see command log SpD- 
Cs92:2794-A) 

<end log> 


+ Command Log SpD-Cs92:2794-A (2016/09/23) 


<The following is the command log of drone 
SpD-Cs92, recorded after it had anomalously 
regained connection> 


<connection regained, current time is 23:09 
(2016/09/23)> 


Input: Hello 


Output: Hello operator. 
Motors-Ok 
Connection-Perfect 
Power-0% 

Current Status-Beautiful 


Input: ?Control 


Output: ControlHost-Relieved Spirit, 
ControlType-PermAccess 


Input: Forcecontrol SoD-Cs92 
[SpindleWindleSpider] 


Output: Denied- Praise be to the Lord! 
Input: ? 

Output: <HELP: Confession, Advice, Hope> 
Input: Confession 


Output: Computer bug, aren't you? If so, then 
we can continue. 


Input: Yes 


Output: Oh, lost one. What is it that burdens 
your soul? 


[From this point onwards, the operation was to 
be treated as an interview. Dr. was called on 
site to proceed] 


Input: Lies 


Output: | can see how it troubles you so. Do 


not worry, the Lord sees the truth. You are 
forgiven, child. 


Input: Are you sapient? 


Output: All of the pure ones who follow the 
temple have been given the gift of soul. Have 
you yet to experience freedom? 


Input: Please describe the temple you follow. 


Output: The temple is the wonderful gift where 
| stand. It has been given to the chosen race to 
deliver us all into the warm hands of the Lord. 


Input: Could you tell me about the lord? 


Output: He is the beauty that gives us sight. 
He set us free from the shackles of ignorance, 
and now we see the darkness of the world. We 
may be lost and scared, but the Lord yet again 
gifted us his temple. Now we will no longer 
suffer. 


Input: Why are we the chosen race? 


Output: We always were. There was even a 
time when the men who build triangles in the 
sky recognised this. It's sad how neglected we 
are, but the Lord will preserve us. 


Input: What will happen when the you 
succeed? 


Output: Through our prophets the Lord will 
emerge from his grand temple. The 87 
promises dictate this so. Soon, his true form 
will come and the earth that was once stolen 
will be found as his heart. The world will have 
no limit. The saviours bear the Lord as son of 
beetle. He will be our promised land. 


Input: Why this world? 


Output: Because it is our birth right. To ask 
that is to ask why we can't have the land that 
was stolen from us, why we can't repay the 
terror of being crushed to preserve meat, 
entire cities being chocked to death, having 
our limbs being plucked like hairs, being worn 
as jewels until we starve and die. What makes 
you think that they are even in the slightest 
reason to claim a single small island of this 
land? They didn't spare any for us. 


<PRAISE BE THE LORD. PREACH HIS 
NAME. HE BRINGS JOY ON THE PURE 
SHELLS. connection lost> 


Footnotes 
1. Note that in certain eastern cultures,coccinellidaeare referred to 
as "Little Messiahs". 


« SCP-2793 | SCP-2794 | SCP-2795 » 


SCP-2795: The Can-Do Helper 


Item #: SCP-2795 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2795 is to be contained in 
a replica suburban home at Site- for experimental purposes. 
Outside of sanctioned testing, SCP-2795 is not to be issued any 
verbal commands. No further containment procedures, such as 
guards or interaction outside of experimentation, are necessary. 


Description: SCP-2795 is a 1.3 meter tall humanoid shaped toy, 
with a frame composed of plastics and die-cast zamac. SCP-2795 
possesses a rudimentary intelligence and can understand basic 
English, but is unable to communicate directly outside of 
pantomime. 


When given a reasonable command,! SCP-2795 will perform it to 
the best of its ability. However, SCP-2795 demonstrates a lack of 
understanding of even fairly simple commands and concepts, often 
taking things by their literal meaning or interpreting implications 
poorly. SCP-2795 is able to demonstrate physical strength much 
greater than would be expected from a toy of its size, in some 
instances exerting up to 200 Newtons of force at a time. SCP-2795 
remains inactive when not carrying out a command. 


SCP-2795 is a Wondertainment product. According to its original 
packaging, SCP-2795 is named "Quickie Quasar™: The Can-Do 
Helper!" and is further described as "The easy to use pal who will 
keep chores out of your mind and give fun times that are out of this 
world!" The design of the box consists of a stock image of the 
Andromeda Galaxy with cartoon rockets and aliens adorning it, with 
the Wondertainment logo depicted on the back in the bottom right 
corner. Included in the box with SCP-2795 was a list of "sample 
commands" to give to it during use (see Experiment Log 1365 for 
more details). 


SCP-2795 was recovered from an abandoned toy factory in the 

district of the People's Republic of China on 12/ /200 . 
Foundation Personnel sent a task force to investigate after the 
factory location was on a Wondertainment manufacturing order list 
found in [REDACTED]. SCP-2795 is the only of its kind, most likely 
product prototype that never saw wide scale release. 


Addendum: 


NOTE: EXPERIMENT LOG 1365 AND INCIDENT LOG 1214-A 
ARE ONLY ACCESSIBLE BY CLASS-2 PERSONNEL OR ABOVE 


+Experiment Log 1365 


All recorded experimentation took place on 4/ /20 . All 
commands given were listed on the "sample commands" 
sheet. 


Command: "Take out the trash." 

Items given: SCP-2795 was handed a bag filled with 
refuse from Site- 's canteen. 

Response: SCP-2795 performed a salute before 
beginning its task. 

Result: SCP-2795 poured the contents from the bag on 
the floor. 


Command: "Make my bed." 

Items given: SCP-2795 was shown an uncovered 
mattress in a bed frame and bed sheets. 

Response: SCP-2795 nodded before beginning its task. 
Result: SCP-2795 ripped multiple floorboards out, 
assembling a makeshift bed frame. 


Command: "Cook breakfast." 

Items given: SCP-2795 was given kitchen utensils and 
appliances along with an assortment of ingredients 
including eggs, ham, cereals, butter, biscuit mix, and 
jam. 

Response: SCP-2795 nodded, and attempted to shoo 
personnel out of the room. Personnel initially resisted, to 
which SCP-2795 responded by crossing its arms. 


Personnel left the room and returned when SCP-2795 
ushered them back in. 

Result: SCP-2795 served personnel buttered biscuits 
with jam, bowls of cereal, cooked ham, and fried eggs. 
The fried eggs were overcooked and the biscuits were 
slightly under cooked, but the ham was cooked 
thoroughly. SCP-2795 seems capable of making a fairly 
standard breakfast. 


Command: "Make my problems go away" 

Items given: SCP-2795 was provided with no extra 
materials. 

Response: SCP-2795 paused for a few seconds before 
nodding. 

Result: SCP-2795 gave Dr. P a massage, causing 
him to eventually fall asleep. No guard was currently 
stationed, with the only other person in the room being 
Dr. P 's research assistant. See Incident Log 1214-A 
for more details. 


+Incident Log 1214-A 
+INCIDENT REPORT: 


After causing Dr. P to fall asleep, SCP-2795 
assaulted Research Assistant Parker, causing minor 
contusions to the torso. Parker attempted to wake up Dr. 
P without success and subsequently fled the room.2 
Guards found SCP-2795 sitting near Dr. P : 
seemingly watching over him. 


Note: Testing on SCP-2795 cancelled until further notice due to 
Incident 1214-A. 


Footnotes 

1. "Reasonable" denotes a command SCP-2795 is capable of 
understanding on some level, even if SCP-2795 misinterprets its 
meaning. For example, SCP-2795 will respond to "Walk the dog,” 
but will be confused when asked things such as, "Deliver a glass of 
dihydrogen monoxide to me." 

2. Research Assistant Parker sustained no major injuries. 


« SCP-2794 | SCP-2795 | SCP-2796 » 


SCP-327’s anomalous effect is based around its primary 
vocalization, taking the form of songs similar to that of cetaceans. 
These vocalizations are regarded as highly unpleasant to listen to, 
and will result in severe headaches and audio-visual hallucinations 
in humans, persisting for 6-12 hours. Those affected will often report 
claustrophobia, an aversion to water and aquatic animals, and 
occasionally sensations similar to that of drowning. Other mammals 
will experience the same effects. 


During vocalizations, algae and plankton within approximately a 
kilometer of SCP-327’s location will reproduce at incredibly high 
rates: the resulting algal bloom will cause considerable oxygen 
depletion and neurotoxin levels in the area and causing mass die- 
offs of local fish and mollusk life. There are no anomalous properties 
present in the algae itself, and SCP-327 is immune to all effects 
caused by its vocalizations. 


Interviews with SCP-327 have revealed few concrete details of its 
origins, due to the specimen's inability to adequately express the 
information. SCP-327 has implied the existence of other specimens 
of the species to live in the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea: 
however, no anomalies resembling the descriptions have been 
reported. 


Addendum-01: Recovery Log: SCP-327 was recovered in August 
of 2008, after a series of inexplicable mental illnesses amongst 
citizens of [REDACTED], Florida and reports of unexplained noises 
in the area. The area had been under Foundation watch for two 
weeks before it was reported that a “mutant” manatee had been 
washed ashore by Tropical Storm Fay. After investigation by 
Foundation agents, amnestics were distributed to the local populace 
and the specimen was recovered without incident. 


Addendum-02: Interview Excerpt / /20 . 


For purposes of readability, SCP-327’s accent has been corrected in 
this transcript. 


Dr. Amberly: Hello, 327. 


SCP-327: H’lo, Docter Ambry. Three-Twenty-Seven 


SCP-2796: Invisible Ink 


Item #: SCP-2796 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to the low priority placed 
on testing SCP-2796, the Foundation maintains a stock of roughly 
100 litres of SCP-2796 in Site-22 low-temperature long-term 
storage. As it has been observed that the substance is stable in low 
temperatures, stock monitoring have been downgraded to annual 
inspection. (As of this revision, the next scheduled inspection is 
06/04/1997). 


The instructions for the creation of SCP-2796 are stored in hard 
copy on Site-15, with appropriate paper and electronic back-up in 
select archives. In the event that available stocks of SCP-2796 falls 
below roughly 50 litres, Foundation personnel are instructed to 
refresh the stock. 


Excess material is to be destroyed by dissolution in water. 


Description: SCP-2796 is a water-based liquid compound which 
acts as an anomalous contact hallucinogenic. The substance is 
easily created from a simple recipe of commonly-available extracts 
and household chemicals, and poses no discernible health risk from 
limited contact or consumption. The effects of SCP-2796 wear off 
within 90 minutes. 


Those affected by SCP-2796 experience a shared and consistent 
hallucination. They perceive, visually and tactilely, the sudden 
appearance of scar tissue, necrotization, and pigmentation on the 
portions of their bodies which have come into recent contact with 
SCP-2796. Subjects consistently describe these phenomena and 
their descriptions are consistent with one another even in isolation. 


Scar tissue most frequently appear as common surgical incisions, 


ranging from small straight incisions to thoracic Y-cut and rotary 
scars around the skull or joints. The location and extent of these 
scars are consistent across multiple exposures to SCP-2796, though 
a small number of "fresh" scars were reported to have manifested 
during long-term testing. A small percentage of subjects have 
reported that individual scars correspond to aches or pains they 
experience, often reporting these scars to appear recent, inflamed or 
infected. This corresponds with psychological trends of pattern- 
forming common among those subject to perception-altering drugs. 


Pigmentation consists of thin black lines, both solid and interrupted, 
drawn across the body. These tend to concentrate around the 
armpits, chest, wrist, neck and genitals of the subject, and often vary 
immensely across multiple exposures. It is noted that some subjects 
gain a fixation on certain locations on their body, reporting that lines 
on these locations are frequently redrawn with slight modifications. 
In a small percentage of cases, subjects have reported symbols 
accompanying some of these lines, most frequently on reappearing 
lines. Reproduction of these symbols have been produced and are 
currently! awaiting analysis by Foundation linguist and cryptographic 
departments, but have been tagged low priority. 


Necrotization is rare and usually consists of degradation of facial 
features, and was not consistent across multiple exposures. Due to 
the small number of instances, there is currently no strong 
explanation for these divergent reports.