D-9055 


Air 


N/A 


personnel's feet 
were confirmed 
to be 
unconscious 
extrapolations 
made by the 
subject. Subject 
showed signs of 
minor distress 
when personnel 
removed their 
shoes while the 
subject 
observed. 
Subject 
becomes 
extremely 
distressed and 
begins 
hyperventilating. 
The subject is 
capable of 
respiration, but 
is not conscious 
of any air intake 
and acts as 
though they are 
asphyxiating. 
The subject is 
unable to explain 
the purpose of 
respiration, but 
acknowledges 
its importance. 
Treatment for 
chronic 
hyperventilation 
syndrome is 
ongoing, but 
successful. 


D-2493 


D-4566 


D-2439 


D-2493 (Their 
own identity). 


Life. 


Libraries 


N/A 


N/A 


Conducted to 
determine if 
“TYRFING’ can 
counteract the 
effect of 
SCP-2602, 


Subject lost all 
sense of self- 
identity; the 
subject was 
unable to 
perceive their 
own form, but 
was still capable 
of all bodily 
functions. 

The subject 
became unable 
to distinguish 
between living, 
inanimate and/or 
deceased 
objects or 
entities; the 
subject 
attempted to 
awaken a 
carcass 
introduced to 
them, believing 
its lack of 
response being 
due to 
Unconsciousness. 
The subject 
showed no 
compulsion to 
refer to the fact 
that SCP-2602 
used to be a 


which used to belibrary; when 


a library. 


presented with 
images taken 
from 
SCP-2602’s 
interior, the 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-701 


Results: Testing forbidden by O5- . 


Date: / / 

Test Material: A Canadian five-dollar bill (2008 issue); the reverse 
of the bill contains a two-sentence passage from "The Hockey 
Sweater", by Roch Carrier, in French and in English. 


Results: First sentence remained intact. Second sentence, which 
describes how important skating rinks were in Carrier's childhood, 
now mentions life "on the skating rink, with Fred" (as well as "sur la 
patinoire, avec Fred"). 


Notes: The bill was first tested in a change machine and accepted 
as legitimate. After SCP-423 left the bill, it was tested in the same 
change machine and rejected as counterfeit. 


Date: / / 
Test Material: Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss 


Results: Halfway through the book, Sam-lI-Am asks the protagonist 
"Would you eat them here with Fred? Would you eat them with 
some bread?". The protagonist refuses. No edited nor additional 
illustrations were included. 


Notes: After returning to his journal, SCP-423 noted "That was fun. 


Date: / / 
Test Material: The Fellowship of the Ring, by J. R. R. Tolkien. 


Results: A hobbit named Fredegar Burrowes, noted as a friend of 
Samwise Gamgee, accompanies Frodo Baggins and his party 
throughout the book. 


Notes: Of particular note is that Oin, noted as having been killed in 
423's version of the Hobbit, is mentioned as surviving in this book. 


D-2565 


Allison Eckhart} Conducted to 
determine if 
“TYRFING’ can 
be used to 
immunise 
individuals from 
other 
information- 
based 
anomalies. 


subject identified 
itas a former 
library without 
difficulty. 
Interviews with 
the subject 
regarding 
SCP-2602 are 
impeded by its 
anomalous 
properties, as 
the subject is 
unable to hear 
interviewers 
when they refer 
to SCP-2602 as 
a former library. 
Further research 
into cross- 
utilisation of 
“TYRFING” with 
SCP-2602 (a 
former library) is 
pending 
approval. 
Subject became 
incapable of 
perceiving 
Allison Eckhart — 
because of this, 
the subject 
cannot detect 
anything 
affected by the 
AE-Class Allison 
Eckhart Allison- 
Eckhart 
Breathability 
Scenario, 
including [DATA 


Allison Eckhart) Allison Eckhart 


TYRO05.aic 


Conducted to 


(Allison Eckhart) determine if 


None. 


“TYRFING’ can 
be used to cure 
Allison Eckhart 
infection. 


Test was used 
as a baseline to 
determine how 
“TYRFING” 
affects non- 
biological 
entities. 


REDACTED] 
All Allison 
Eckhart activity 
in Allison 
Eckhart ceased, 
with attempts to 
resuscitate them 
failing. Allison 
Eckhart was 
declared dead 
by attending 
medical 
personnel. 
Upon the subject 
becoming “- 
TYRFING”, all 
information 
recorded on the 
computer 
regarding 
“TYRFING” 
became corrupt. 
Attempts to 
transfer files 
containing 
“TYRFING” 
information 
failed, as all 
such files would 
register as 
corrupt on the 
computer, 
despite being 
functional on 
other systems. 
When 
transferred to an 
alternate 
computer 
system, 


TYRO07.aic 


Artificial 
Intelligence 


N/A 


TYRO05.aic was 
fully-functional, 
but could not 
interact with any 
regions of data 
containing 
information 
about 
“TYRFING”. 

As with the 
previous test, 
the computer 
hosting the AIC 
program became 
incapable of 
accessing any 
files containing 
information 
about 
“TYRFING”. The 
TYRO07.aic also 
became 
incapable of 
accessing 
information 
about 
“TYRFING”; 
however, it was 
also incapable of 
performing 
functions that 
involved it 
interacting with 
other AlCs — 
while indirectly 
communicating 
with AlCs (via 
modifiable text 
documents), it 
believed it was 


TYROO9.aic Stopping, 
Deletion 


Addendum 1: Incident Log 


-01 


N/A 


speaking to 
testing 
personnel. 
Questioning 
revealed that 
TYRO07.aic 
believed it was a 
human 
consciousness 
implanted within 
a computer. 

The “-TYRFING” 
TYROO9Y.aic was 
incapable of 
ceasing any 
programs, 
functions, and/or 
deleting any 
data. This 
property did not 
extend to the 
computer 
system hosting 
the AIC; testing 
personnel were 
able to close and 
delete data on 
the system. 
Impediments 
regarding 
documents 
containing 
“TYRFING” 
information were 
consistent with 
previous (and 
successive) 
tests. 


Three researchers were infected with “TYRFING” during a 
scheduled round of testing with D-Class personnel on 10/04/2018. 
The automated redaction system used to automatically censor 
attempts to communicate “TYRFING” infectious material during 
conversation between researchers and test subjects had been 
updated the day prior; however, the update caused a stack overflow 
to occur, disabling the program. 


While “+TYRFING’, Junior Researcher 4 sent an 
indeterminate text message to an unknown phone number — due to 
Junior Researcher being found to be suffering from the 
secondary properties of “TYRFING’, it is assumed that this text 
message contained “TYRFING?” infectious content. Due to the 
antimemetic properties of the anomaly, Junior Researcher is 
unable to be questioned regarding these actions, nor can the 
recipient phone number be retrieved. An investigation is underway 
into whether this was a premeditated action, or compliance with the 
compulsive effect of the anomaly. 


Addendum 2: 
Ongoing surveillance of the three researchers involved with Incident 
-01 has revealed an additional, hereditary property of “TYRFING’; 
all offspring of Researcher that were conceived after 
10/04/2018 have shown perceptual alterations identical to 
Researcher ; specifically, they are all unable to perceive or learn 
of the existence of pears. Testing with the offspring has, however, 
shown that they are still susceptible to “TYRFING” infection and 
therefore, can experience further perceptual shifts. 


No abnormal genetic markers have yet been identified to correlate to 
“TYRFING?” infection. Research into identifying potential “TYRFING” 
markers has been allocated as high-priority. 


Footnotes 

1. Infoallergenic anomalies are an uncommon class of infohazard, 
capable of exhibiting both memetic and antimemetic properties. 

2. "TYRFING" positive. 

3. >TYRFING’-Negative hosts claim that printed documents detailing 
“TYRFING” are blank, that personnel telling them about “TYRFING” 
mumble or become mute while speaking, and that surfaces with 
Braille imprinted upon them are blank or smooth in regions that 


contain information regarding “TYRFING’. 
4. One of the infected researchers. 


SCP-3295: Thank You For Smoking 


Item #: SCP-3295 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: As all attempts to remove 
SCP-3295 from Baseline reality have failed, individual instances are 
currently under the jurisdiction of each Site Director. Directors may 
utilize SCP-3295 instances as designated smoking rooms or restrict 
access to them at their discretion. In accordance with the 
Foundation Health and Safety Code, SCP-3295 is generally the only 
indoor location in Foundation facilities where smoking is permitted. 


Should SCP-3295-A appear again at some point in the future, 
attempts to negotiate the removal of SCP-3295 from Baseline will be 
made. 


Description: SCP-3295 designates a series of anomalous interior 
spaces that simultaneously became a part of every Foundation Site 
on 1 Jan 1982 as a result of a CK-Class Reality Restructuring 
Scenario. Labeled "DESIGNATED EXTRA-UNIVERSAL SMOKING 
ROOM," SCP-3295 mimic the design of other rooms in a given Site 
and are primarily distinguished by a localized wormhole that takes 
the place of an ordinary ceiling. Smoke produced by cigarettes or 
other combustible drugs within SCP-3295 will leave local space-time 
via the wormhole and is subsequently transported to an unknown 
location; all other forms of matter are incapable of entering it.1 
Owing to its anomalous properties, persons can smoke inside 
SCP-3295 indefinitely without the risk of secondhand smoke 
escaping so long as the doors remain closed. 


SCP-3295 instances are both indestructible and self-replicating: 
attempts to remove them from their location will result in a 
retrocausal reconstruction of time, such that the attempt appears to 
have never occurred. For example: if C4 charges were planted in an 
SCP-3295 instance and activated, the person who activated the 


charges would find themselves in a different location and with no 
memory of having attempted to destroy the instance. SCP-3295 
instances always appear when a new Foundation Site is built; upon 
interrogation, persons who worked on the construction of the Site 
will be unable to recall how SCP-3295 was made, often attributing 
its construction to another employee. Attempts to prevent SCP-3295 
from replicating via Site construction will also result in the removal of 
those attempts from the timeline. 


Background and Creation: 


In 1981, the Human Resources Committee proposed a revision to 
the Foundation Health and Safety Code which would ban indoor 
smoking in all Foundation facilities from January 1982 onward. 
Despite mounting scientific evidence of tobacco smoking's negative 
health consequences, the Foundation struggled to implement 
restrictions on smoking throughout the 1960s and 1970s due to 
heavy opposition from rank-and-file staff.2 After a contentious public 
comment period, the policy was approved by a 10-3 vote of O5 
Command in July of that year. 


One week after the vote had concluded, each member of the O5 
Council was approached by a humanoid entity (hereafter SCP-3295- 
A) who claimed to be a representative for a company called "Extra- 
Universal Smoking Solutions." After a brief conversation, the entities 
handed each O5 member a business card and a five-page proposal 
which outlined how SCP-3295 could be installed in every 
Foundation facility as an alternative to the indoor smoking ban. 
SCP-3295-A then de-manifested and the O5 Council subsequently 
called a meeting to discuss the incident. Accepting their proposal 
was viewed as an unnecessary and potentially dangerous risk given 
how little was known about the entities; the Council therefore agreed 
to store the documents in a high-value containment locker and reject 
the proposal in a 12-1 vote. 


However, SCP-3295 was subsequently created following an 
unauthorized action from O5-6, the lone dissenting vote in the 
decision. A heavy smoker, O5-6 had been opposed to the indoor 
smoking ban and was said to be "dreading" the date it went into 
effect. Following the meeting's conclusion, O5-6 clandestinely 
secured one of the business cards, contacted SCP-3295-A, and 


signed a contract with Extra-Universal Smoking Solutions on behalf 
of the Foundation.’ Said contract resulted in the insertion of 
SCP-3295 into the Baseline timeline in their current form on 1 Jan 
1982 (the day the indoor smoking ban went into effect), with records 
indicating them as having been constructed during 1979-80. As a 
result of his actions, O5-6 was dishonorably expelled from the 
Council and his clearance reduced to Level 2 for the duration of his 
career. 


After several years of unsuccessful attempts to neutralize 
SCP-3295, the current Containment Procedures were put into place 
in 1985. SCP-3295-A can no longer be reached via the contact 
information on the business cards they supplied and the contract 
signed by O5-6 is still believed to be binding as of 2018. 


Footnotes 

1. SCP-3295 instances initially did not absorb vapor produced by 
electronic cigarettes, but began doing so in January 2010. The 
reason for this abrupt change is unknown. 

2. Foundation smoking rates are significantly higher than the general 
population: in a 1978 survey, 39% of Junior Researchers and 54% 
of Senior Researchers identified as regular smokers. This declined 
to 28% and 39%, respectively, by 2010. The stressful nature of 
working in the Foundation compared to the civilian world is believed 
to be the primary cause of this. 

3. The specific terms of the contract are unknown, as is the 
expected payment (if any) for the installation of SCP-3295. 


SCP-3296: The Drifter 


Revision #322 of this document was prepared by: 


THE FOUNDATION AVIAN DIVISION 


In accordance with the Pluto Protocol 


Note: By order of Dr. Frederick Hoygull, the clearance level 

required to access this file has been lowered from 5/ETHICS 

clearance to 1/GENERAL clearance, due to its relevance to 
the ongoing BE-Class "Migration" Scenario. 


Item #: SCP-3296 
Object Class: Thaumiel Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: The remains of SCP-3296 are 
to be left in orbit. Retrieval of SCP-3296 will occur when more 
pressing matters are resolved. 


Description: SCP-3296 refers to two related components: a man- 
made satellite in Earth's orbit (SCP-3296-A) and the organism 
contained within (SCP-3296-B). Both components were created by 
the Foundation in the year of 2000 under the Milliard Project and 
launched into orbit on 09/08/2000. 


SCP-3296-A is equipped with all faculties required to sustain a 
human subject indefinitely. The most important of these systems are 
the food fabricators and water recyclers, capable of using waste 
products of SCP-3296-B to produce consumable food and water. An 
air recycler is also equipped in the cabin to maintain an oxygen 
supply. SCP-3296-A's systems are also able to fabricate high- 
density vitamin pills to encourage health in SCP-3296-B. In addition, 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-140 


Results: Testing forbidden by O5- . 

Note: Without permission, Researcher D __, who was working with 
SCP-140 at the time, put the two books together, despite training in 
resisting memetic effects. Words appeared rapidly on SCP-140's 
pages, ata rate of roughly 1 page filled every 12 seconds until 
SCP-432 returned to its journal, and the words disappeared from the 
pages of SCP-140. SCP-432 later stated that it was "Extremely 
painful", and felt like it was being "ripped apart." 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-1425 


Results: Testing forbidden by O5- . 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-1230 


Results: Pending O5 approval. 


Date: / / 
Test Material: SCP-1195 


Results: Pending O5 approval. Testing forbidden by O5- . 


Date: / / 
Test Material: A list of class-D personnel to be terminated at the 
first of the month, names included. 


Results: The line "Class-D personnel to be de-commissioned as of 
/ / “changed to "Class-D personnel to be released as of // ", 
all names remain as first written down. SCP-423 writes in the journal 


"Now that's just heartless."