SCP-3728's secondary anomalous effects manifest approximately 
two minutes post impact. Individuals will be rendered blind, deaf, or 
mute for a random period of time. The exact effect rendered, and the 
exact duration have no correlation to any known factors, other than 
the number of times an individual has been struck using a single 
hammer. 


SCP-3728's tertiary anomalous effect involves the amplification of 
the primary and secondary effects upon each successive strike with 
the object. Due to the highly erratic and potentially dangerous nature 


of the object's tertiary effects, further testing with D-class has been 
limited to three strikes. (See Experiment Log E-3728). 


Discovery: Foundation personnel became aware of SCP-3728 
following repeated police reports involving a number of adults, 
adolescents, and children suffering from symptoms congruent with 
being struck by the object. Notable examples from these reports 
include the sudden disappearance of and fusion of individuals with 
solid objects, animals, or persons. Areas documented as having 
received a shipment of SCP-3728 also reported an increase of 
symptoms concurrent with the object's secondary effects. 
Foundation probes orbiting Neptune and its moons detected a 
number of corpses in the orbit of Triton shortly after discovery of 
these reports. All corpses with remaining distinguishable features 
have been identified as prior owners of instances of SCP-3728. 


Further investigation by Foundation personnel traced SCP-3728 
back to a single allotment of hammers produced by 

Incorporated at a toy factory just outside of Indianapolis, Indiana. 
Upon interrogation and record inspection, 32 previously 
undocumented employees were discovered to have clocked in each 
day during the week of SCP-3728's production. Cross examination 
of public databases revealed that no individuals matching the names 
or physical descriptions of said employees existed. When 
questioned, factory floor managers indicated that said employees 
had worked at the site for the entirety of their employment history, 
while claiming no knowledge of the current status or whereabouts of 
said individuals. 


Analysis of receipts and financial records indicate that all 231 
instances of SCP-3728 were sold to households containing two or 
more children aged 4-10. 51 of the objects were recovered at 
locations other than the indicated residence of said individuals. All 
individuals subject to or witness of SCP-3728's effects have been 
treated with class A amnestics, as per containment procedures. 


Experiment Log E-3728: 

The following section of this document contains all experiment logs 
relating to SCP-3728. It should be noted that all experiments 
occurred prior to current containment procedures, in a standard 
testing chamber. Modifications to further testing protocols are noted 


at the end of each test. Prior to each experiment, the subject was 
equipped with a Spacio-Temporal Absolute Location Key Reader 
(STALKER) device and a specially designed force meter. 


Test Name 

Operator: 

Subject: 

Number of times previously hit: 
Instructions: 

Result: 


Test Name E-3728-01 

Operator: D-34501 

Subject: D-356702 

Number of times previously hit: 0 

Instructions: D-34501 was instructed to strike D-356702 with 
SCP-3728 using a full swing. 

Result: D-356702 was subjected to a force equivalent to a small 
hand grenade. The resulting force incapacitated D-34501, while 
lifting D-356702 into the air roughly 12 cm, and propelling her 
backwards 72 cm. Attempts to question D-356702 about her current 
physical condition were met with confusion and panic, resulting in 
the subject's sedation, due to loss of hearing, which lasted for 2 
hours and 17 minutes. A small dent was noted in the testing 
chamber floor. 


Test Name E-3728-02 

Operator: D-34501 

Subject: D-356702 

Number of times previously hit: 1 

Instructions: D-34501 was instructed to tap D-356702 with 
SCP-3728. 

Result: D-356702's relativistic bubble collides with the northernmost 
wall of the testing chamber following the tap. The subject's force 
meter registered an exertion equivalent to the impact of a 155 mm 
howitzer shell, resulting in a concussive blast which killed D-34501 
upon impact. D-356702 attempted to respond to post testing 
questioning, but was unable to form words, resulting in a series of 


grunts and distressed squeals. Loss of speech lasted 15 days. 
Testing was temporarily halted due to severe damage to the floor, 
ceiling, and walls of the testing chamber, and to remove the 
remnants of D-34501. Subject displayed mild signs of physical 
trauma, including slight bruising. 


Following this, future tests were conducted using a remote 
controlled robotic arm. The testing chamber was upgraded with blast 
resistant materials composed of reinforced concrete. 


Test Name E-3728-03 

Operator: Robotic arm by level 2 researcher Dr. O'Briens. 
Subject: D-356702 

Number of times previously hit: 2 

Instructions: Dr. O'Briens was instructed to strike D-356702 with 
SCP-3728 using a half swing. 

Results: SCP-3728's testing facility was destroyed in a concussive 
blast. Security footage, stored electronic force meter readings, and 
recorded STALKER measurements have allowed personnel to 
reconstruct the events which lead to the destruction of the facility. 
D-356702 came in contact with SCP-3728's head, which promptly 
unleashed a force of 10,000,000 N3 launching D-356702 through 
the facility's walls, shortly before the explosive force destroyed them. 
5 research personnel and 32 D-class were killed in the resulting 
blast. Due to her immediate ejection from the atmosphere, it is 
currently not known what physical trauma D-356702 suffered post- 
strike.4 Current STALKER readings have pinpointed D-356702's 
corpse in orbit around Jupiter. 


Following this test, a specialized facility was constructed using 
materials harvested from [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA 
EXPUNGED] under the belief that such materials would be sufficient 
to prevent further explosive events when testing with SCP-3728. 


Test Name E-3728-04 and 05 

Operator: Robotic arm by level 2 researcher Dr. Samuels 

Subject: D-368210 and D-367739 

Number of times previously hit: [REDACTED] 

Instructions: Dr. Samuels was instructed to strike both D-class with 


SCP-3728 at full swing. 

Result Test 04: D-368210 was struck first, after having been 
secured to the testing facility floor following violent protest. The 
subject's force meter was unable to quantify the resulting force, and 
D-368210 vanished upon impact. No significant damages to the 
facility or nearby personnel were noted, though a number of 
individuals in Site-77's primary compound complained of headaches 
and reported a tingling feeling at the time of testing, with one 
member of the janitorial staff having reported a "blur". D-368210 was 
later located 3 km from Site-77 in a large rock formation. The subject 
had become fused with the rocks at the knees, and was suffering 
from several concussions, and complete macular degeneration, 
before being removed via amputation. 


Result Test 05: D-367739 was struck with SCP-3728 at which point 
an aberration in the known pattern of force direction occurred. The 
subject experienced a force of 100 newtons from behind pushing 
them onto the robotic arm and the head of the hammer. D-367739 
and the hammer became fused, and dematerialized. Current 
STALKER readings indicate D-367739's presence at all locations 
within a 1-light year radius. 


For test 6, a speedometer capable of measuring velocities 
approaching and exceeding the speed of light was attached to the 
subject. 


Test Name E-3728-06 

Operator: Robotic arm by level 2 researcher Dr. Samuels 

Subject: D-456692 

Number of times previously hit: 8 

Instructions: Dr. Samuels was instructed to tap D-456692 with 
SCP-3728. 

Results: D-456692 was forcibly strapped to the floor of the testing 
chamber after repeated violent protests, at one point knocking out a 
member of security. Upon contact with the hammer's head, the force 
meter was unable to properly quantify the exerted force, and 
promptly shorted out. The speedometer registered a velocity of 
1.135e9 for 0.1 seconds before it also stopped producing 
measurements. STALKER readings failed 0.2 seconds following 


SCP-484: Memory Stealing Drug 


Item #: SCP-484 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: All samples of SCP-484 
reserved for testing must be secured in Pharmaceutical Locker AG- 
. This testing pool should include at least twenty (20) doses of any 
particular form of SCP-484 or fifty percent (50%) if fewer samples 
exist. All other samples are currently stored in Secure Storage 
Room 112- . All personnel of clearance Level 3 and below must 
have written authorization from a Level 4 staff member to access 
SCP-484. Any staff member currently researching SCP-484 may not 
interact with any O5 personnel until the conclusion of their research 
and a thorough toxicology screening and search of their office space 
and home. If any staff member, of any security level, is found to 
have appropriated SCP-484 without authorization or outside 
experimental parameters, they are to be reprimanded and 
reassigned, with the stolen SCP-484 returned to containment. 


Description: SCP-484 is a pharmaceutical of unknown origin 
originally discovered in use as a street drug in urban areas 
throughout the world. Interrogations of dealers has put a tentative 
first release around June, 200 in __, Norway. As with most street 
drugs, the physical form of SCP-484 varies greatly from sample to 
sample. SCP-484 is generally found in pill form, though at least two 
types have been powders within a rapidly dissolving gel pack. 
Reports of a trans-dermal patch were received but no sample has 
been obtained to date. SCP-484 has a number of street names, with 
the most common being V, Vic (vik), Vicar (vi-'ker), and Care, each 
revolving around the word "Vicarious". Phrasal slang includes any 
mention of memories or remembering and name code uses V- 
names like Victor or Vivian. 


Unlike most street drugs, all samples of SCP-484 are nearly 
chemically identical. Most illegal drugs vary by manufacturer and 


physical contact. Despite this, D-456692 remained visible within the 
chamber, and was assumed unharmed and still present; however, 
when personnel entered the chamber and attempted to interact with 
D-456692, they discovered that the subject and his restraints were 
no longer present. Instead, the apparent visual image of the subject 
separated into a blue- and red-shifted visual remnant. An initial 
sweep of Site-77 was unable to locate the subject, resulting ina 
second sweep covering an area 2 light years in diameter, centered 
around the earth, which also failed to locate D-456692. 


Further testing with D-class has been suspended to a maximum of 3 
strikes. Site Director Gillespie. 


Update 6/13/17: 

D-456692 was located by elements of Multi-U in designated 
alternate universe U-1135.9 Reports indicate that D-456692 
appeared approximately 1 week after being struck, and was 
detected by a Foundation probe. Investigation into the temporal 
effects of SCP-3728 are ongoing. 


Footnotes 

1. Repeated testing and physical measurements with equipment 
normally utilized in particle accelerators indicate the creation of a 
relativistic bubble around struck individuals, even at lower force 
impacts, which proportionally counteracts the most severe effects of 
high-force strikes. It should be noted that this bubble does not 
appear to protect subjects from impact or collision with objects at 
such speeds that their molecules become intertwined. 

2. Including two elementary schools, a public daycare center, and 
the children's wings of three separate hospitals. 

3. Enough force to propel a 100kg individual to escape velocity. 

4. Life sign monitoring indicated that the heart monitoring system 
was destroyed upon impact; however, brain wave tracking indicated 
continued activity for approximately 3 hours post atmospheric 
escape. 

5. A parallel universe home to a biological entity known to assimilate 
any and all organic matter it comes in contact with. 


SCP-3729: The Best Day of Your Life 


Item #: SCP-3729 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3729 is to be kept in a 
standard containment cell located in the safe-class containment 
center at Site-26. Any testing with SCP-3729 must be conducted on 
D-Class subjects, and be approved by the Site Director, Site Ethics 
Committee Representative, and Site D-Class Resource Accountant. 
All D-Class used in these experiments must: 


¢ Show no desire or ill will toward anyone in the Foundation 
* Show no desire to commit any form of crime 
¢ Have no history of cruel or unusual behavior 


For more information regarding what constitutes cruel or unusual 
behavior, see Ethics Committee Document 827B, "D-Class 
Psychological Profiles" 


Description: SCP-3729 is a wooden doorframe, consistent with the 
1910 kit home designs from the American company Sears. 
SCP-3729's anomalous effects manifest when a human subject 
(henceforth SCP-3729-1) walks through the doorframe. The 
anomalous effects exhibited by SCP-3729 will always affect the first 
person to walk through it after sunrise, regardless of the number of 
individuals which do so. 


SCP-3729's first and most consistently observed anomalous effect 
is that, the day after SCP-3729-1 walked under SCP-3729 
(henceforth referred to in this document as A24 for the sake of 
brevity), SCP-3729-1 will wake up to the sunrise (regardless of 
whether or not the sun is visible from their position), and report 
feeling remarkably well-rested, independent of how much sleep they 
actually received. All other anomalous effects appear to be based on 
the psychological profile of SCP-3729-1, and thus vary considerably. 


SCP-3729 has been shown to alter reality in order to provide 
SCP-3729-1 what the subject would consider an extremely pleasant 
experience throughout A24. While the full extent of SCP-3729's 
reality altering capabilities is not known, it has shown the ability to 
edit Foundation documents, alter the behavior and opinions of 
people SCP-3729-1 is aware of, create matter, and affect results of 
games of chance. SCP-3729 is likely capable of many more effects, 
but testing has been temporarily suspended due to high financial 
cost and lack of fitting D-class subjects. 


Test 1 

Test Conducted By: Researcher Eriksson 

A24 Date: 11/16/2010 

Subject: D-8375, male, arrested for serial murder in 
1994, had no psychological evaluation prior to testing 
Procedure: D-8375 walked under SCP-3729 and was 
sent back to his holding cell. 

Results: At approximately 5:00 AM on 11/16/2010 
D-8375 was pardoned of his crimes, amnesticized, given 
false memories, and released from Foundation custody 
due to aclerical error. Shortly after D-8375 was dropped 
off on the outskirts of his hometown, he encountered 
Mrs. Alison Jacobson, the woman who made the police 
call that resulted in D-8375's arrest, on a vacation’. On 
the morning after 11/16/2010, the clerical error was 
discovered by D-Class Resource Accountant Augustine 
Mercy, and Foundation personnel were sent to remedy 
the situation. Mrs. Jacobson and D-8375 were found 
dead in an alleyway, the former due to choking and the 
latter via self-inflicted blunt force trauma to the head. A 
crumpled note was found in D-8375's pockets which 
simply read "| got my revenge, and | aint goin back. 
(sic)". 

Notes: The results of this test are inexcusable. 
Researcher Eriksson has demonstrated extreme 
negligence and lack of caution in his testing, and has 
been summarily demoted. All further tests must be 
preceded by the subject D-class undergoing a thorough 
psychological evaluation. 

Signed,