(T-90) 12/05/18: Routine monitoring of the media by MTF 
w-10 detects the first instances of SCP-3519 in Fifty 
Days', an AM radio broadcast originating in Bogart, 
Georgia. Initially this is ignored due to the similarity to 
common apocalyptic beliefs and eschatological 
predictions on evangelical religious broadcasts. 


(T-71) 12/24/18: The 17 member congregation of the 
Church of the Andromeda Star in Bogart is found dead of 


phenobarbital overdose. 


(T-70) 12/25/18: News reports of the deaths in Bogart 
are picked up through international media. Foundation 
memetic analysis flags an unusually sympathetic tone in 
reporting compared to similar reports of cult suicide. 


(T-67) 12/28/18: Major media outlets have been running 
the "Christmas Eve Massacre" as a headline story. 


(T-65) 12/30/18: A mass suicide of over 300 persons in 
Kalyankot, India is linked to SCP-3519. 


(T-62) 01/02/19: Related suicides have spread to over 
2600 persons in 17 countries. Infection is designated 
SCP-3519. Dr. Nori Watanbe assigned as senior 
researcher. 


(T-61) 01/03/19: SCP-3519 Containment Procedures 
established. 


(T-53) 01/11/19: MTF n-10 daily report shows signs of 
SCP-3519 infection. Mobile Task Force Command has 
relieved MTF n-10 operatives of duty, and ordered them 
to E-Class quarantine. 


(T-49) 01/15/19 Commander Richards (MTF n-11) 
reports the complete failure of quarantine efforts in the 
face of the epidemic spread of SCP-3519. 


(T-47) 01/17/19: SCP-3519 Containment Procedures 
revised. 


(T-45) 01/19/19: Suicide rate has increased to roughly 
1% of global population. International recognition of a 
crisis is hampered by widespread belief in the validity of 
SCP-3519. 


(T-36) 01/28/19: Suicide rate increased by approximately 
30%. Current death statistics are impossible to verify. 
Versions of the meme are extant among mainstream 
Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists. 


(T-35) 01/29/19: MTF u-4 reports a working prototype 
countermeme to SCP-3519. 


(T-34) 01/30/19: Pope Francis attempts to issue a papal 
dispensation for SCP-3519 related suicides. Global 
Occult Coalition agents in-place detain and sequester 
him. 


(T-34) 01/30/19: Containment Procedures Revised. 


(T-33) 01/31/19: SCP-3519 infected GOC operatives 
leak rumors of the Pope's dispensation to the press. 


(T-32) 02/01/19: Suicide rate climbs to 2% of global 
population. Credible accounts of SCP-3519 related 
homicides, especially of children, begin to surface. Public 
health and infrastructure worldwide is affected by the 
mass deaths. 


(T-27) 02/06/19: Deaths from suicide are at least 250 
million, an additional 100 million are estimated to be 
dead or dying from disease or loss of essential services. 
Foundation sites report a global 10% drop in personnel. 


(T-27) 02/06/19: Containment Procedures revised. 


(T-14) 02/19/19: Limited nuclear exchange between 
Israel and Iran occured at approximately 1000 UTC. 
Israeli weapons additionally targeted several other Gulf 
States. Death toll unknown. Global thermonuclear war 
averted by emergency UN session, GOC operatives 
reportedly used anomalous coercion to ensure outcome. 


(T-13) 02/20/19: Following the loss of Dr. Watanabe, 
researcher Dr. Marileze Kirk promoted to SCP-3519 
project head. 


(T-13) 02/20/19: What the hell happened to the 
countermeme? 


(T-12) 02/21/19: Epidemiological models predict 50% 


lethality, minimum, as of this morning from a combination 
of direct infection and collateral effects. 


(T-10) 02/23/19: RAISA finally got back to us about the 
countermeme. Apparently it was "found uninjectable into 
suitable carrier media in the field". u-4 is supposedly 
working on a weaponized version, but they aren't 
responding to emails from us. They better hurry or there 
won't be any suitable carrier media left. 


(T-8) 02/25/19: Containment Procedures revised. 


(T-7) 02/26/19: Global media is largely silent. Foundation 
sites reporting inconsistently. Several personnel at 
Area-055 claimed to be not infected by SCP-3519 in their 
suicide notes, citing the ongoing K-Class scenario as a 
self-fulfilling prophecy. Several sapient contained 
anomalies are rumored to have committed suicide as 
well; no one on SCP-3519 has clearance to confirm or 
deny this. 


(T-6) 02/27/19: Project SCP-3519 moved to an isolated 
location to escape the deteriorating sanitary conditions 
and facilities breakdowns at Area-055. It is an 
abandoned cabin near Bishop, CA. Satellite uplink 
access to Foundation systems confirmed intact. We have 
brought plenty of food and water. 


(T-5) 02/28/19: Junior Researcher Dr. Rory Jones 
promoted to SCP-3519 project head. 


(T-4) 03/01/19: PROTOCOL ROSE ALABASTER2 
enacted — Junior Researcher Dr. Rory Jones promoted 
to O5-6. 


(T-3) 03/02/19: | buried Marileze today. 


(T-1) 03/04/19: Contact lost with Dr. Desai at Site-42. 
Nobody else is responding. 


(T-1) 03/04/19: Revised Containment Procedures. 


(T=0) 03/05/19: 
(T+1) 03/06/19: It's a beautiful day. 


Footnotes 

1. Flagged byOperation Stargazeras containing significantFifth 
Churchinfluence. 

2. Automated line-of-succession protocol. 


SCP-3520: Fourteen Orangutans 


Item #: SCP-3520 
Object Class: Keter Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All radio transmissions 
broadcast on 106.5 FM within Centre County PA are to be 
immediately suppressed. Foundation equipment should consistently 
broadcast a stronger signal of static to overwhelm public radios on 
that frequency. All SCP-3520 broadcasts are to be recorded and 
transcribed. Irene Rosenfeld and the Mondeléz International Board 
of Directors are to be under constant surveillance by Foundation 
assets within Borneo and Ghana for SCP-3520 influence. All 
influences within Borneo and Ghana logging companies are to be 
immediately liquidated, and the Foundation is to assure that logging 
operations within the region continue uninhibited despite the 
apparent habitat degradation associated. 


Despite apparent ease of containment, reclassification to Keter is 
under possible consideration. 


Description: SCP-3520 is an anomalous series of radio broadcasts 
originating from an unknown place, occurring once a year, ona 
random day, in December. SCP-3520 broadcasts are of variable 
length, and only occur within the boundaries of Centre County, 
Pennsylvania. Despite the moderate strength of the normally 
unoccupied 106.5 FM frequency, the audio broadcast by SCP-3520 
is usually weak, with the exception of the semi-variable phrase 
repeated at the end of the broadcast. SCP-3520 is able to influence 
objects, persons, and environments outside its range [REDACTED] 
despite a dearth of obvious, measurable characteristics, it is assured 
that these influences are present. Most voices have not been 
identified, however there are exceptions. 


Addendum: All broadcasts made by SCP-3520 as of 11/31/14. 


11/3/10 
(Static, distant murmuring) 
(Finger snaps) 


(Noise of a crowded hall. Footsteps. Indistinct teenage 
voices.) 


First female voice: Did you pick up that SCP-343? | 
heard they're new. 


Second female voice: Oh no! Far too expensive. [DATA 
EXPUNGED]. There are other snacks to- 


(Static) 

(Jungle noise) 

(Gunshot) 

Synthesized male voice: Fourteen orangutans. 


Use of classified information first alerted the Foundation to 
SCP-3520's existence. First classified as an Extranormal Event. No 
activity until one year later. 


11/3/11 


(Sounds of the ocean - seagulls, waves, etc. Indistinct 
male voice speaks in the distance.) 


Male voice: Yes, but when? When is enough enough... 


(Five second snippet from the 1977 film "A Clockwork 
Orange") 


(Five second snippet from 'Fat', a song by American 
singer "Weird Al" Yankovic) 


(Primate noises) 


Male voice: Inoculation complete, you are no longer 


afraid of your own body. 


(Snippet of voice reading "The Evils of Tobacco" by 
Anton Chekhov. Voice is identified as deceased 
comedian John Candy.) 


John Candy: Um, as the subject of my lecture today I've 
chosen, | think | may put it that way, the harmful effects 
which can be observed in human beings as a direct 
result of indulgence in [static noise]. | myself eat! but my 
wife told me | should speak about the dangers of [static 
noise], so there's nothing more to say, is there? 
Dangers... why not? What do | care? You, on the other 
hand, ladies and gentlemen, will, | hope, devote your 
serious attention to what I'm about to say. Otherwise, 
well, | don't really think we'll get anywhere. 


(Retching, vomiting noises.) 

Synthesized male voice: Fat's where it's at! 
(Gunshot) 

Synthesized male voice: Thirteen orangutans. 


Broadcasts reclassified as SCP-3520. Dr. Ryan Atkins alerts his 
superiors about possible influence on the grave of Mr. Candy. Grave 
liquidated as per new protocols developed by Dr. Atkins. 


11/16/12 


(The entirety of this broadcast is read by the female 
voice from broadcast one. She is apparently reading a 
transcript of a fictitious D-Class expedition. Words 
censored by bleeps are represented by blackboxes 
here.) 


First female voice: Begin Log, 18:02:40 // . D-5439 
checks his watch. "It's currently two minutes after six, 
and | hear nothing. This is bullshit!" D-5439 glances up, 
alert. He looks around, apparently hearing SCP- 

SCP- is not audible on the tape. "Okay, okay yeah | 


using high powered flashlights and flares. No trace of any life was in 
the hold, nor was there any trace there had ever been life there. 
Reports indicate a layer of dust and rust approximated to be an inch 
thick as determined by the cloud and dispersal caused by dropping 
of flares into the hold. Team Three was recalled and a high priority 
research team deployed to SCP-455 for deeper investigation as to 
fate of all three missing groups. 


Team 3 

After the failure of the first two teams dispatched to SCP-455 a third 
team was put together and sent. This team was composed of more 
veteran members with far more experience exploring and 
investigating sites of interest or risk. This team was composed of 
five persons and included an additional technician who would 
remain outside SCP-455 at all times to maintain communications 
link to the team. Unknown to Team 3, a fourth Team coded as 
‘Ripcord,’ composed of five members as well, was put on standby on 
site approximately ten miles away. Their purpose was emergency 
evac of Team 3 should it become necessary, and they were to 
proceed to SCP-455’s site immediately after Team 3 entered it to 
reduce response time. 


Team 3’s issued gear included two separate video recording units, 
one issued to the leader, T3L, and one to a video specialist, T3V. 
This was deemed necessary due to the lapses in time experienced 
during Team 2’s investigation. One member of Team 3 was 
instructed to enter SCP-455 through the cargo loading area directly 
and would be tethered to land by a pulley system. 


HQ: T3L, this is HQ, we are online and receiving feeds 
over. 


T3L: Roger HQ, this is T3L. We are preparing to enter 
the ship via the stairs. Evans is in position at the cargo 
hold. 


HQ: Understood. Proceed through both entrances and 
move directly to the cargo hold to rendezvous with 
Evans. 


T8V is recording his descent and all flood lights are 


hear it! It's...uh....very faint, but it's coming up from this 
street here." He turns and looks up Borneo Street, which 
runs to the northwest from D-5439. "So then | guess | 
just follow it until it gets louder." D-5439 is now walking 
down Ghana Road, to the east of Borneo Street. He has 
already begun to shiver. Audio records indicate his teeth 
are chattering. "It's so cold. Brrr. | had an ice-cream 
headache before this, straight outta left field. So bizarre. 
It's getting louder now. Not very much, but | think I'm 
getting closer. And, wait, | feel so full. It just came one 
quite suddenly. Agh!" (Video footage indicates D-5439 
has jumped back in surprise) "I'm getting fatter! By the 
second! | can see it, | can see my belly slowly expanding 
outwards! What the fuck is this thing you sent me after?!" 


(Static) 


First female voice: D-5439 attempts to turn around and 
leave. His electric collar is activated and he quickly 
resumes tracking SCP-_ . D-5439 has reached the 
intersection of Ghana Road and GMO Street. Video 
footage shows that he has gained approximately ten 
kilograms and is beginning to stumble somewhat in his 
walk. Audio shows that he is out of breath and 
disoriented. "So...full...so....cold...l can hear it. Its... 
um....(He spins around trying to locate the shifting 
sound.) "It's so loud. I'm...close to It. Why is it so... 
cold!?" 


(Static, handclaps, burst of screaming) 


First female voice: Video footage shows that D-5439 
has entered a national park within Ivory Coast. Vast 
swaths of land have been replaced with cocoa farms. 
The ground is covered with the corpses of both 
chimpanzees and orangutans. "Now that's just fucked 
up. Seriously. That's fucking cold, ladies and germs." 
D-5439 turns to the camera and gives a magnificent 
bow. His top hat is sparkled and gold. His obese 
stomach is bursting out of his tuxedo. He is knee deep in 
ape corpses. 


(The song 'One' from the musical "A Chorus Line" begins 
to play underneath the rest of the broadcast.) 


First female voice: "Alright, this is D-5349 signing off 
right here. Thanks for tuning into this marvelous, 
spectacular totally tubular Foundation D-Class 
expedition. As you can see, thanks to these dead 
primates, I'm now fat and happy! The SCP Foundation is 
sponsored by Mondeléz International, makers of such 
fine products and brands as Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, 
Nabisco, Oreo, Ritz, Trident, Triscuit, and Kraft Cheese! 
Remember to shove these fine, healthy foods into your 
face at least eighty times a day for maximum effect! 
Keep an eye out for influence, ladies and germs. Don't 
let those special little thoughts take away the fun time 
that is the Mondeléz Grinder! Let yourself get out the 
groove and flee to the edges of the stars! Snack up on 
101! Candy! Blood! A country in the tropics!" 


(Gunshot) 
Synthesized male voice: Twelve orangutans. 


First recorded deviance in date of SCP-3520 broadcast. First 
recorded evidence of possible awareness of Foundation monitoring. 
All signs of monitoring are to be dismissed due to influence. 30% of 
all D-Class liquidated under Atkins Protocol due to suspicion. O5 
Council grants temporary access to Mondeléz products in cafeterias, 
organization wide. 


11/10/13 


(Tuneless whistling. Ocean noises. The male voice is 
again talking.) 


Male voice: Yeah! It's going quicker and smoother than 
we planned. 


(Sounds of monkeys shrieking in terror. Sounds of 
elephants. Sounds of unidentified forest animals. Sounds 
of many trees being felled.) 


Second female voice: (Moaning, crunching) 60% of 
American women are obese, 75% of American men, 
100% of true American animals. Let yourself slip into a 
dying asteroid, like me! 


(Gunshot) 
Synthesized male voice: Eleven orangutans. 


In response to this broadcast, Site directors approve mandatory 
meal changes to all low-risk humanoid Euclid-Class entities and 
Foundation assets in Borneo and Ghana begin scouting rainforest 
for logging operations involved in liquidating objects with influence. 
Assets began the process of assisting these operations. 


11/31/14 


(Sounds of an explosion. Synthesized music. Forty 
second long snippet of a female voice discussing body 
positivity.)