Identified instances of SCP-3032 outside of containment are to be 
neutralized via aerial-strike by local Armed Observation Posts [See 
Incident Report 3032-01]. Once an instance of SCP-3032 has been 
identified, it is to be immediately reported to the nearest Biological 
Containment Site equipped for SCP-3032. Identified instances are to 
be kept under constant surveillance; should it enter an active state, 
the appropriate Site is to deploy anti-air guided missiles in order to 
neutralize the object before it enters Phase 7. Should object 
succeed in entering Phase 7, Foundation personnel are to be 
deployed to destroy any cones that have been released. A thin acid 
spray has been found to be the most effective method thus far for 
quick disposal of cones. 


A current total of 14 13 instances of SCP-3032 are contained in an 
18 meters? open-air greenhouse area. Each specimen is to be 
planted within a 2 meters? plot of soil extending 10 meters deep 
maximum, in order to minimize chances of a coordinated assault. In 
the event a contained instance should enter Phase 1, the root 
system is to be immediately flooded with water, which will neutralize 
the active state and prevent the specimen from entering Phase 3. 
Should the specimen achieve Phase 3, the neutralization strategy 
detailed above is to be employed. 


Description: SCP-3032 is the collective designation for an 
anomalous strain of Larix laricina.’ New instances of SCP-3032 
develop complex, repetitive root systems, which seem to prioritize 
stability over resource collection. Instances possess extremely 


durable bark, rendering most tree felling tools and methods 
ineffective. Due to these properties, as well as the objects’ other 
anomalous properties, instances take approximately 2x longer to 
reach maturity than their non-anomalous counterparts. 


The primary anomalous property of SCP-3032 specimens manifest 
when instances are ready to reproduce, or are under threat. 
Specimens, upon entering an active state, are capable of simulating 
the launch sequence of conventional ballistic missiles. Specimens 
appear to target random locations, unless preparing for a 
coordinated assault [SEE INCIDENT REPORT 3032-01]. To 
accommodate for this unconventional means of dispersal, cones 
produced by SCP-3032 are noted to be highly resistant to impact 
forces and extreme heat, and will naturally angle downwards during 
descent. Cones will impact the ground at terminal velocity, capable 
of causing severe damage to impact zone. Additionally, attempts to 
tamper with instances of SCP-3032, or after successfully penetrating 
the outer bark, will result in the object entering a "panic" state, 
resulting in premature, rushed flight. Panicking SCP-3032 instances 
seem to possess a 43% failure rate, wherein fuel is improperly 
created and the object either explodes violently or fails to achieve 
liftoff. 


The following is a list of flight phases SCP-3032 instances undergo: 


+ Show Phase Table 


Phase Description 
1 Root system shifts, causing 
realignment. 
2 Internal chemical reactions 


triggered by reorientation 
occur, creating an as-yet 
unidentified compound 
rivaling conventional rocket 
fuels.2 

3 Primary ignition; root 
systems begin separating 
from trunk, reducing energy 
requirements for initial 
takeoff. 


4 Roots detonate in a chain 
reaction, adding additional 
thrust. 

5 Lift-off is achieved; object 
accelerates to 
approximately 10 m/s within 


5 seconds 
6 Primary thrust ceases; 
object begins to decelerate. 
7 Object has lost all upward 


momentum; begins descent. 
Cones begin to be released 
from branches. 

8 Collision. Heavy impact 
ignites remaining fuel 
trapped within internal 
chamber, resulting ina 
violent explosion, scattering 
any remaining cones. 


Incident 3032-01: On / /19 , less than 12 hours after destruction 
of a group of SCP-3032 instances, three other identified groves of 
SCP-3032 within the vicinity of the neutralized group suddenly 
became active and appeared to actively target the missile silos and 
hangar area of Site- , resulting in casualties and _ injuries. It is 
currently theorized that instances possess some unknown means of 
short-to-mid range communication among each other, and use this 
system as a means to calculate the origin point of threats. 
Confirmed communication system; root systems appear to be 
capable of communicating with neighboring systems through 
unknown mechanism. Containment procedures revised to prevent 
further coordinated assault. 


Footnotes 

1. Tamarack tree 

2. No samples have been obtained due to the threat of specimen 
entering a panic state. 


SCP-3033: A Human Weapon 


Item #: SCP-3033 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3033-1 and SCP-3033-2 
instances should be neutralized on sight. Neutralized instances 
should be recovered and autopsied. Any serial numbers should be 
recorded for identifying particular production runs of SCP-3033 as 
well as total units produced. 


Sighting of SCP-3033-1 instances is an "Orange" level threat. Any 
Foundation sites in the vicinity should prepare for imminent attack 
from Chaos Insurgency forces. 


When engaging SCP-3033-1 instances, the use of large calibers, 
explosives, and overwhelming force is recommended. See Threat 
Assessment 3033 for further details. 


Pol-7701 "Madison Craggs" has been taken into custody. She has 
been granted immunity from prosecution for crimes against 
humanity in exchange for technical data and future assistance in 
Chaos Insurgency intelligence efforts. 


E-1260 should be kept in protective custody in standard humanoid 
containment with entertainment package and treated as a Class-4 
captive. 


E-1261 should be kept in an automated humanoid containment unit, 
with access to approved text-based entertainment and a text-based 
communication link to staff. Under no circumstances should staff 
ever directly interact with E-1261. If E-1261 must be moved from the 
containment chamber, she should be rendered unconscious via 
fentanyl gas and kept comatose until another automated chamber 
can be provided. 


Under no circumstances should either E-class associated with the 
project become aware of the current state of other E-class or of 
Pol-7701. 


Description: SCP-3033-1 refers to individual instances of Chaos 
Insurgency "Mike" units. Instances are humans that have received 
invasive cranial implants that allow rudimentary control of nerve 
impulses as well as overriding biological limits. Depending on the 
production run, implants are placed inside the amygdala, thalamus, 
hypothalamus, prefrontal and somatosensory cortexes. 


The implants on SCP-3033-1 instances counteract pain receptors, 
override standard nervous signals, and interfere with the endocrine 
system to induce a variety of hormonal responses when activated. 
The only reliable methods of neutralizing instances are 
exsanguination/shock, anoxia, and severing the nervous connection 
between the implant and rest of the body. 


As a result, instances can withstand significant amounts of bodily 
trauma before expiring and are unaffected by morale shocks, but 
lack fine motor control, training, and the ability to work cohesively. 


SCP-3033-2 refer to the handlers of SCP-3033-1 units. SCP-3033-2 
instances are previously non-anomalous humans that have been 
augmented with brain-computer interfaces in order to control 
SCP-3033-1 instances. Research into the mechanism of action of 
such interfaces and the SCP-3033-2 apparatus are ongoing. 


+ Interview Log 3033-1 Level 4/3033 Clearance Required 


E-1260 suffers from persistent migraine 
headaches. In order to treat this, he has been 
prescribed a drug regimen of topiramate and 
timolol. E-1260 is also missing his left hand at 
the wrist - a prosthetic has been provided. 
Appears to have SCP-3033-2 implants, but 
has not been directly examined due to patient 
risk. 


E-1260: Oh, hey doc. Another interview? 


The repair process takes up to four days, as the road undergoes a 
semi-organic healing process when not directly observed, resulting 
in mundane yet professional quality patches made to the pavement. 
No special properties have been observed in the stretches of road 
already visited by SCP-369: they resume weathering and wearing 
down as any normal road as soon as SCP-369 is not present. 


Tests with construction on and attempted disruption of SCP-369 
have resulted every time with the subject being covered in liquid tar 
and [DATA EXPUNGED] until the bones and inorganic hard 
materials were ejected onto the roadside. Effect seems limited to 
paved United States roadways, and no line-repainting is done. 


Addendum: Attempts by Level 2 research staff to redirect SCP-369 
to specific roadwork locations has been so far unsuccessful, though 
some progress has been made in trying to identify potential targets 
in advance. 


« SCP-368 | SCP-369 | SCP-370 » 


Dr. Foster: Yes. Before we start: taking those 
meds yet? They working okay? 


E-1260: Yeah, actually. | can actually think 
coherently for more than half an hour at a time. 


E-1260: What's the topic today? 


Dr. Foster: Go ahead and start from when you 
got transferred to the project. 


E-1260: Alright. So | had been a subject for a 
long while. I'm told they run internal lotteries 
for things like this. They just pulled me from 
my cell in the middle of the night, packed me 
into a shipping container with maybe a 
hundred others. Several uncomfortable hours 
later, we unloaded in some desert lab. 
Couldn't tell you where. 


E-1260: They sorted us into two groups - | got 
put in the smaller one, which is generally a 
good sign. Got packed into a classroom. 
Mentioned something about "genetic markers" 
and "obedience metrics". 


E-1260: There was a lady - introduced herself 
as a Doctor Craggs. I'll never forget her, she 
was very... interesting. Spent three or so 
hours lecturing on what the goal was, what she 
was going to do the others, and what she was 
going to do to us. In exquisite detail, what 
chunks of our brains would be replaced, what 
would happen, getting lobotomized - all with 
this oddly giddy tone, like a kid talking about 
what everything is in his favorite TV show. Her 
dedication was admirable, but her ethics were 
a bit off-kilter. 


Dr. Foster: What else do you remember of 
her? 


E-1260: Not a whole lot - she was the 
overseer for the training, but didn't really 
acknowledge us otherwise. Always talked at, 
never with, you get me? 


Dr. Foster: Yes. Continue. 


E-1260: Over the next few days, all of us got 
these - 


E-1260 taps the port on the back of his head. 


E-1260: - in the back of our heads. They told 
us we would be controllers, because, as 
Craggs put it, "We had been good little boys 
and girls." She then said that only four of us 
were necessary - the other six would be 
vivisected for future iterations. 


E-1260: We had to demonstrate our ability to 
control the subjects and get them to 
accomplish tasks and complete objectives. 
Don't ask me to explain it, | haven't a bleeding 
clue on how it actually works. The way you got 
the mikes - that's what they're called over 
there - to do anything was more an art than a 
science. | couldn't tell you how | got through it - 
they just did what they were supposed to do, 
like clockwork. 


E-1260: | was told | passed with flying colors. 
Went straight into further training. A fine-tuning 
of sorts. 


E-1260: Come to think of it, | was actually 
treated pretty well. Decent food considering | 
was a prisoner at one point. Access to books. 
Little bits of conversation. 


E-1260: Anyway, at some point, something 
goes really wrong. Convoy gets hit by some 


kind of special forces group. | get black- 
bagged, and pop up here. 


E-1260: That's the whole story. The abridged 
version, at least. 


Dr. Foster: Interesting. You never had any 
direct interaction with the subjects? 


E-1260: The mikes? None. They're just husks, 
shells. Vehicles requiring a driver. 


Dr. Foster: Alright. That's all for now. 
+ Interview Log 3033-2 Level 4/3033 Clearance Required 


As a result of the SCP-3033-1 implant 
malfunctioning, visual and audio-based 
perception of characteristics unique to humans 
results in excruciating pain. Due to these 
constraints, E-1261 resides in an automated 
containment unit, and communicates with staff 
via a computer link. 


kgrimmer: Hey, just checking in for the day. 
E-1261: im still around. surviving, at least. 


kgrimmer: You mind if we ask a couple 
questions? 


E-1261: ill answer what i can. a lot of it is 
unpleasant and i really dont want to think 
about it. 


kgrimmer: Alright, all these questions are 
entirely voluntary. You don't have to answer 
something if you don't want to. 


kgrimmer: What was it like being under the 
influence of a... | think you call it a controller? 


E-1261: yeah, i can talk about that. 


E-1261: natural movement, but not mine. if 
that makes any sense. 


kgrimmer: Interesting. I'm sending a file called 
‘alien_hand_syndrome.ixt'. Take a quick look 
at it. Does it describe something similar? 


E-1261: ok. hold on... 


E-1261: a bit i guess. a more extreme version. 
total lack of control over everything. couldn't 
even resist. 


E-1261: like while watching a videotape of 
someone elses life in high quality complete 
with sounds smells tastes touches. 


E-1261: i got disconnected from my own life. i 
was a passenger in my own head while 
someone else was driving. 


E-1261: the first time it was just weird. i kind of 
resigned myself to it. i figure it could be a lot 
worse. but then it got worse far worse than i 
can possibly imagine 


kgrimmer: Can you elaborate further? 
E-1261: i cant. i physically cant. not possible. 
E-1261: it reminds me too much of the people. 
kgrimmer: The people? What do you mean? 
E-1261: the people i killed. 


After this, E-1261 refused to communicate with 
staff for sixteen days. 


+ Interview Log 3033-3 Level 3/3033 Clearance Required 


Per the terms of her extraction, Pol-7701 has 
been provided a small cottage near Site-74, 
where she resides under house arrest. 


Pol-7701: Hello, Dr. Carlson. Good to see you 
again. | hope you remembered the tape 
recorder this time? 


Dr. Carlson: You as well, Dr. Craggs. And it's 
already recording. 


Pol-7701: | suppose | should start explaining 
then, right? 


Dr. Carlson nods. 


Pol-7701: Well, you probably know how this 
goes. Work as wholesome US employee. 
Defected to Soviets. Soviet Union collapses. 
Where else is a bioweapons researcher 
supposed to find meaningful work? 


Pol-7701 chuckles. 


Pol-7701: Anyway, they brought me in and | 
was able to swipe a bunch of old GRU 
equipment - some of it self-developed, some of 
it 'borrowed' from other groups. In particular 
there were a couple old UK Ministry of 
Defense prototypes on something they called 
‘Blue Falcon’ in their old rainbow-code project 
naming scheme. | had a bit of a laugh at that 
one. | didn't think the Brits would use American 
military slang, but they did. 


Dr. Carlson: | don't understand. 


Pol-7701: 'Blue Falcon’ is a euphemism for 
‘puddy fucker’. It's the soldier in your platoon 
or company or whatever that would screw you 
over in a heartbeat just to get ahead. And what 


this 'Blue Falcon’ project did was allow you to 
seize control of a person remotely at range. It 
seemed like the Limeys were trying to use this 
to start friendly fire incidents. 


Pol-7701 gestures with her hands as if she 
has a gun, and points it at Dr. Carlson. 


Pol-7701: It was pretty limited - not a long 
range, not a long time. But all you needed was 
maybe fifteen seconds - pop, pop, pop - and 
three of your buddies are down, and you're 
about to get turned into swiss cheese, and 
everyone else is going to be really confused 
and scared. 


Dr. Carlson: That's horrifying.