Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-3982, 
reliable and permanent containment of any kind is currently 
unfeasible. Positive identification of a SCP-3928 manifestation is 
cause for the immediate transmission of a SIGMA-9' signal, 
evacuation of all population centers within a 150km radius, and 
possible amnesiation/termination of exposed personnel at the 
discretion of the project supervisor. The use of military force against 
SCP-3982 is strictly disallowed, as such activity is likely to stress 
existing countermeasures and endanger both civilian and 
Foundation personnel. Response efforts are to be solely utilitarian in 
nature, with medical aid provided as necessary and only in 
scenarios deemed safe by a supervising Class-B HAZ/CL officer. 
Collection of tissue samples or other physical remnants of 
SCP-3928 is strictly forbidden. 


As of 389 days following initial classification, SCP-3982 has been 
subject to seven (7) containment transfers and eleven (11) 
containment breaches, nine (9) of which were successful. The rate 
at which these Special Containment Procedures are revised makes 
it difficult to provide specific information regarding the entity's 
detainment and proper operating procedures in the surrounding 
area. Until a permanent containment solution can be produced, 
SCP-3982 is to be held at Site-212 in a sealed container composed 
of concrete and lined with a resistant steel alloy capable of 
diminishing outgoing sound. D-Class personnel are to inspect the 
cell for holes or openings on a daily basis and report their findings to 
the site supervisor, pending possible repair operations. It is 
imperative that all audio near the containment chamber and in the 
facility be kept to as minimal a level as possible. PA/intercom 
systems at Site-212 have been indefinitely disabled to facilitate this 


effort; no evacuation or emergency signals will be transmitted in an 
auditory capacity. Personnel are encouraged to frequently ensure 
they have not received any pager alerts. 


Upon the positive confirmation of SCP-3982's presence in a given 
area of operations, or AO, all safety procedures outlined in this 
document are to be immediately implemented and followed strictly 
as they are described below. Deviation from predetermined 
operation guidelines is considered a threat to the Foundation and 
societal normalcy, to be met with disciplinary action appropriate to 
the offense committed. Such policies are as follows: 


* Visual contact with SCP-3982 is to be broken as soon as 
possible. No personnel are to establish or maintain visual 
contact for any reason until a minimum safe radius (roughly 
300m) has been established. 

All orifices must be covered or sealed in some capacity. 

Standard Level | HAZMAT suits have been deemed sufficient 

for short-term exposure to SCP-3982 but are not adequate for 

periods exceeding 30 minutes. Coughing, watering eyes, and 
bleeding from orifices are indications of potential infestation. 

Appropriate action (described in Section 09 of the Field 

Operations Handbook) must be taken should these symptoms 

be exhibited to prevent a possible XK-class scenario. 

* Sound must be eliminated entirely or kept to as minimal a 
level as possible. Audio in excess of 15 dB is likely to incite an 
aggressive response from SCP-3982. Communication 
between Foundation operatives should be conducted non- 
verbally, preferably through the use of hand gestures or sign 
language. 


Description: SCP-3928 designates a quadrupedal organism of 
unknown genus and origin aesthetically resembling Locusta 
migratoria (Migratory locust). The general appearance of SCP-3982 
entails numerous anomalous properties, including abnormal size 
(measured to roughly 50x that of a typical Locusta migratoria 
specimen), an unidentified external organ along the underside of the 
thorax, and several additional eyes embedded throughout the 
subject's exoskeleton. SCP-3982 exhibits hostility and high levels of 
aggression to any other living organism and, provided it is not 


restrained or confined to its containment chamber, will relentlessly 
pursue its chosen target until said target either expires or is ; 
generally leaving 82% of remaining tissue unidentifiable. SCP-3982 
is herbivorous and will not consume any non-vegetative matter, 
even that belonging to its victims. No evidence of sentience or 
sapience has been observed despite exhaustive testing. 


When in a non-active state (generally described as any behavioral 
pattern not involving pursuit of a target), SCP-3982 will emit audio of 
varying complexity and purpose through use of its legs and wings. 
Excluding isolated exceptions, this audio is typically a segment or 
selected movement from a classical music symphony, with Mozart 
and Bach selected very frequently. As there is no obvious 
component of SCP-3982's physiology that would allow it to produce 
these sounds, the manner by which it emits this music remains 
unknown and the subject of ongoing research. Effects produced by 
these emissions vary, but are mostly hazardous to human function 
and, at times, pose a considerable risk of an imminent containment 
breach. If SCP-3982 has detected that no other living organisms are 
capable of hearing its music, it will relocate to a new area to 
accomplish this or remove any barrier suppressing sounds 
regardless of its structural integrity. Any exposure to SCP-3982's 
music is sufficient to induce the corresponding effect; unless totally 
deafened, subjects will be unable to prevent exposure. 


SCP-3982 was first encountered by the Foundation on 09/22/ 
outside the town of , Germany, notable for its historical 
relevance to classical music of the post-Renaissance period. 
Though it was dormant when photographed by aerial 
reconnaissance teams, the approach of Mobile Task Force 91- 
Kepler was perceived as a threat by SCP-3982 and it subsequently 
entered an active state, emitting segments of The Requiem in D 
minor, K. 626 by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Subsequently, 
members of MTF 91-Kepler appeared to suffer from and 
began profusely, resulting in exposure of internal organs and 
rapid blood loss. SCP-3982 was temporarily contained after a 
support team protected by artificial deafening equipment lured it into 
a containment transport unit and later transferred to long term 
detainment. The majority of MTF 91-Kepler was posthumously 
commended. 


function as a window to some other location (Effect 1.) These 
locations range from the banal (e.g., a view of the same room, but 
from the perspective of a different wall) to surreal and potentially 
maddening. (See - .) In addition, the window appears to function 
bi-directionally, exposing the viewer to the gaze of whatever is being 
viewed. 


Regardless of the time required for the viewer to acclimate to the 
needed focus for the image, after the same amount of time has 
passed with the user viewing through the window, the interface 
appears to undergo a secondary change (Effect 2), and becomes 
permeable, although only to the viewer and the viewed subject/area. 
(See event log: ; ; - and .) The requirement for 
viewing appears to extend to the secondary effect: even in the case 
of event - , where the subject was dismembered and pulled 
through the image, two other subjects in the test room were 
unaffected. 


Addendum: Photographs, scans, and copies of SCP-508 do not 
inherit its primary properties, as the user is unable to see more than 
a strangely compelling blur. All such copies should be kept filed 
away, and no personnel shall view them for more than minutes in 
any given -hour period, as extensive viewing has been shown to 
induce an overwhelming desire to see the original (Effect 3.) 


If the subject is unable to see more than % of the image (due to it 
being partially covered, obscured, etc.) neither effect is 
demonstrated. Copies of SCP-508 show the same limitation with 
regards to Effect 3. 


Addendum: Careful removal of the backing material revealed a 
price sticker, indicating SCP-508 was sold for $14.98. No indication 
of the store from which it was sold was found, nor was the UPC 
code able to be matched to any known database. 


Test Logs: 


Experiment-1: Male subject D-9211 was exposed to SCP-508 and 
told to make note of any image perceived. After 93 seconds, subject 
began to giggle. When asked to explain, subject blushed, and stated 
"Oh... Nothing... | just... Nothing, really. Just a funny view." Later 


Addendum |: Log 221-C-01 


The following is a log of selected incidents involving music emitted 


by SCP-3982. 


Incident Reference) Music Involved 


Number 
3928-01 


3928-03 


Fur Elise (Beethoven) 


Unknown 


Notes 


Music emitted after an 
unmanned vehicle 
equipped with a 
camera and 
microphone entered 
SCP-3982's 
containment chamber. 
The music was 
subsequently captured 
by the vehicle and 
transmitted to the 
control center, 
resulting in all 
personnel suffering 
from unexplained 
molecular 
disintegration. Due to 
the nature of this 
incident, no tissue 
remnants were 
recovered. 

Music believed to 
have been composed 
by Mozart; exact 
symphony unknown. 
Two D-Class subjects 
entered SCP-3928's 
containment chamber 
equipped with civilian 
earmuffs. SCP-3982 
subsequently the 
first subject before 
emitting the 


3928-11 


Toccata in D-Minor 
(Bach) 


aforementioned 
music, resulting in the 
subject collapsing to 
the ground in severe 
agony. Following 
several seconds of 
screaming and 
unexplained 
lacerations, small 
organisms resembling 
Locusta migratoria 
emerged from the 
subject's skin, eyes, 
nose, mouth, anus, 
hands, and the top of 
the head. A post- 
incident autopsy 
revealed evidence of 
these specimens 
existing in the subject 
for quite some time 
despite preliminary X- 
Rays finding no 
internal abnormalities. 
All specimens, save 
for SCP-3982, were 
subsequently 
destroyed. 

One D-Class subject 
entered SCP-3982's 
containment chamber 
with no protective 
equipment. SCP-3982 
immediately began 
emitting music; the D- 
Class subject 
subsequently began 
touching his face in 
apparent pain. After 
several seconds, both 


3928-19 


Spring (Vivaldi) 


of the subject's 
eyeballs detached 
from their sockets and 
fell to the ground, 
though no severe 
trauma appeared to 
have been inflicted in 
the process; over the 
course of several 
minutes, the nose, 
fingers, toes, and lips 
all atrophied despite 
the subject remaining 
alive and conscious. It 
is assumed the violent 
thrashing detected by 
pressure sensors in 
SCP-3982's was the 
D-Class subject 
convulsing in pain. 
After roughly 82 
minutes, the subject 
was permitted to exit 
the containment 
chamber, at which 
time he was 
apprehended by 
security personnel and 
moved into medical 
detainment. The 
subject remains alive 
at this time; research 
iS Ongoing. 

Due to a wiring issue, 
SCP-3982's 
containment chamber 
was briefly connected 
to the PA system 
within Dr. 
Michaelson's office. 


Before security 
personnel were able 
to evacuate Dr. 
Michaelson, 
SCP-3982 began 
emitting music. A 
subsequent 
assessment 
conducted by the 
recovery team 
concluded that Dr. 
Michaelson had 
inexplicably been 
transported to the roof 
of the facility and 
impaled through the 
lower jaw onto a radio 
antenna. Dr. 
Michaelson was 
conscious at the time 
of the team's arrival, 
but subsequently 
expired upon removal 
from the antenna. 
Further information 
regarding this incident 
is classified. 
Footnotes 
1. Sigma-9 is an internal and provisional radio signal issued by 
Foundation field operatives assigned to known SCP-3982 activity 
areas that indicates "extreme distress". It is comparable to a civilian 
emergency signal or emergency action alert. 


SCP-3929: boner pill by dado 


Item #: SCP-3929 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The entire known supply of 
SCP-3929 is contained in a secure container at Site-81. Testing of 
SCP-3929 cannot take place without the authorization of the current 
SCP-3929 research head, currently Dr. G. McElroy, the Site-81 
Containment Research Head. 


Description: SCP-3929 is the group designation for a supply of 
roughly one-hundred twenty seven dark umber pharmaceutical 
capsules believed to have been produced by notable 
paraphamacologist and current Person of Interest "dado". The pills 
are bottled in standard orange prescription containers with white 
lids, and each has a sticker on the exterior with the words "boner pill 
by dado" written on it. 


The effects of the drug become apparent roughly twenty minutes 
after ingestion. Subjects will begin to experience minor irritation, 
followed immediately by symptoms of rapid aging. Over the course 
of the next four hours, subjects will experience joint stiffness, poor 
posture, slowed and limited movement, decrease in overall energy, 
constipation, incontinence, slowing of mental processes, reduced 
reflexes, decrease in visual acuity, severely diminished hearing, 
wrinkling and sagging skin, and whitening or graying of hair. In most 
cases, the presumed age of the subject increases by at least 
seventy-years!. The subject's presumed age generally decreases as 
the effect of the medication wears off, unless the subject expires due 
to age-related causes. 


At the same time, subjects will also report massively increased 
libido, past what is considered normal in humans. These effects are 
directly related; as subjects appear to grow older, their sex drive 
increases dramatically. This increase in sexual desire, combined 


with the various detriments that come with extremely advanced age, 
leads many individuals to become increasingly irritable. Notably, the 
medication does not appear to help with any sort of sexual 
dysfunction, much to the chagrin of affected subjects. 


Addendum 3929.1: Discovery 


SCP-3929 was discovered after the arrest of several individuals 
near Boca Raton, Florida by local police. The arrest was part of a 
much larger investigation into a rash of drug-related offenses 
involving seniors. After the effects of the medication became 
apparent, Foundation officials intercepted the drugs and began a 
series of raids on local drug manufacturers, with the hope of 
exposing the individual called "dado". 


While this was eventually unsuccessful, Foundation agents did 
collect a laptop containing a number of emails between one of the 
arrested individuals and dado. During questioning, the individual 
claimed to have never met dado personally, having only interacted 
with them over the internet. The contents of the emails are below. 


Date: 05/19/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey2 


demario said to hit you up. says you got the good shit. 
you make stuff? 


Date: 05/20/2017 

From: moc.liamtoh|jodadmaisey#moc.liamtoh| 
odadmaisey 

To: zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 


yes | am dado hello. 


Date: 05/20/2017 
From: zib.ekansdjeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


you trying to play right now? we don't fuck around man. i 
want to know if you can provide some shit. yes or no 


Date: 05/21/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


wif dude you there? hello? 


Date: 05/22/2017 

From: moc.liamtoh|jodadmaisey#moc.liamtoh| 
odadmaisey 

To: zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 


yes sry dado type slow. but i make 4 u. what u want? 


Date: 05/22/2017 
From: zib.ekansdljeafwlahfue#zib.ekansd|eafwlahfue 
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey 


ok. you know viagra right? little blue pill that makes old 
people horny. we need a lot of that. i dont care if it works 
perfectly, we just need it cheap. got it? 


Date: 05/23/2017 

From: moc.liamtoh|jodadmaisey#moc.liamtoh| 
odadmaisey