Failure at any point to properly perform Procedure 220- 
Calabasas may result in an XK-Class End of the World 
Scenario. Should any mishap or failure occur, all 
personnel are to return immediately through SCP-2317, 
closing the door behind them. The containment chamber 
will be immediately locked down, and a Level Two 
Emergency declared and reported to the O5 Council. 
Further instructions will be provided to on-site personnel 
according to Emergency Order Zachariah, and may 
include detonation of on-site nuclear warhead. 


Addendum 2317-2: History: SCP-2317 was first 
discovered in 1922, by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Object was 
subsequently moved to what was then called Provisional 
Containment Area 17. Object was moved to Containment 
Area 179 in 1982, where it remains as of the writing of 
this article. 


When initially discovered, four of the seven chains were 
broken, and three were intact: the breaking of the fifth 


chain in corresponded directly to a event in our 
world. The sixth chain, which broke in, was also 
coincident with a much more severe event, 


eventually resulting in the deaths of two million persons. 


Analysis of supplementary texts retrieved at the time of 
containment pointed to Procedure 220-Calabasas as an 
effective means of maintaining containment until an 
effective means of repairing or reattaching said chains 
can be discovered. Containment procedures were 
modified to incorporate Procedure 220-Calabasas. As 
records show that the sequence of events shows 
an exponential increase in lethality, it can be 
extrapolated that failure of the final chain (GCP-2317-G), 


would result in an XK-Class End of the World Scenario. 


For this reason, every possible effort is to be made to 
ensure a successful Procedure 220-Calabasas. 


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SCP-2317 


Item #: SCP-2317 


Special Access Designation: CODE NIGHTMARE 
REGENT RED 


Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant. 


Description: SCP-2317 is a primeval entity known as 
"The , Devourer of Worlds" (name redacted 
intentionally). The Erikesh Codex indicates that it was 
captured and imprisoned by Erikeshan mystics circa 
1894 BCE. An excerpt from the relevant passage 
follows: 


AND THEN KESHPETH LED HIS ARMY OF 
TEN THOUSAND INTO THE REALM 
BEYOND THE CLOUDS, AND THERE DID 
THEY DO BATTLE WITH THE DEVOURER, 
MAY HIS NAME REMAIN FOREVER 
UNREMEMBERED. AND THEN KESHPETH 
AND HIS TEN THOUSAND DID CRAFT 
SEVEN CUNNING CHAINS OUT OF THE 
BONES OF JASPETAR, SEVENTH BRIDE 
OF THE DREAD DEVOURER, MAY HIS 
NAME REMAIN FOREVER 
UNREMEMBERED, AND BOUND HIM 
WITHIN THE PEARL OF THE FATHER OF 
OYSTERS, HE WHO DWELLS UNDER THE 


MIRROR OF SALT IN THE REALM UNDER 
THE SEA. AND KESHPETH ORDERED THAT 
THE GATES TO THE FAR COUNTRY BE 
SEALED FOREVER, LEST THE DREAD 
DEVOURER, MAY HIS NAME REMAIN 
FOREVER UNREMEMBERED, FIND ITS 
WAY BACK TO OUR WORLD. 


It is not clear how the 19th-century Society of the Golden 
Arrow discovered how to create a gate to Universe- 
Kappa-Erikesh, nor their reasons for doing so. What is 
clear is that the damage to the first four chains that bind 
the Devourer was accidental. By the time Our Founder 
took possession of the item following the dissolution of 
the Society, the organization had bankrupted itself 
several times over trying desperately to repair the 
damage caused. 


Projected Containment Profile: Indications are that 
Final Containment Failure will occur at some point within 
the next century as of the writing of this article: the mean 
time to failure being calculated at thirty years. All efforts 
to repair or replace the chains have failed. All efforts to 
re-discover the method for creating these chains have 
proven fruitless. Research is currently underway to 
determine an alternate containment plan, but the 
possibility that anything can keep the Devourer from 
entering our universe is slim, especially as the original 
material used to create the chains (namely, the bones 
and sinew of another Devourer entity) are no longer in 
existence. 


The primary threat is internal despair or panic. In order to 
maintain morale, a false containment procedure 
(Procedure 220-Calabasas) will be authored and 
implemented. This false containment procedure has 
been given a sense of veracity by the following means: 


* Incorporating elements of common ritualistic 
magics. 
* Incorporating elements of popular religious rites. 


Incorporating elements of other known occult 
organizations. 

Incorporating elements of other known Special 
Containment Procedures. 

Incorporating references to similar but unrelated 
occult entities. 

Increased information security regarding the 
elements of the procedure. 

Appealing to the common institutional meme of the 
effectiveness of thermonuclear weapons in 
destroying paranormal entities. 


Although completely ineffectual, the purpose of 
Procedure 220-Calabasas is to provide the appearance 
of active containment in order to allay anxiety among 
staff until a more permanent solution can be found. 


In the meantime, preparations will be made in order to 
ensure the survival of the human race following 
Containment Failure. As most of the recommended 
preparations overlap with or are identical to preparations 
already underway in case of numerous other XK-Class 
scenarios, minimal additional resources are required. 


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SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item description: A plastic box of "Uncle Nick's" brand "Delicious 
Sunday Profani-snack". Branding prominently featured a winking 
cartoon devil as well as pentagrams, inverted crosses, and other 
occult symbols stereotypically associated with satanism. All text 
other than the brand name and product name printed in vulgar Latin 
in a slightly irregular typeface suggesting hand-lettering. Back of box 
prominently featured the slogan "Damnation guaranteed". 
Ingredients list included "unholy water" but was otherwise consistent 
with a meal consisting solely of bread and wine. Box contained 
thirteen pieces of unleavened bread in the style of communion 
wafers and a clear plastic sachet of red wine with a drinking nozzle. 
Subject reported wafers as delicious and surprisingly filling with a 
taste reminiscent of very rare steak, and wine as excellent but 
slightly salty. Subject was placed under observation, but no 
anomalous behaviour has been reported. 


Money entered: 0 yen, in the form of a single "zero yen" coin as 
dispensed by SCP-261 in an earlier test 

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Item description: Bag containing full meal of burger, fries, onion 
rings, and large coke similar to that purchased from , but with 
all nutritional information and ingredients list censored. Bag given to 
D-class test subject. Subject reports that meal had absolutely no 
flavour, a uniformly smooth and uninteresting texture, and did not 
reduce her hunger at all. 


Money entered: 500 yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered (power cord had 
been accidentally pulled out of wall while cleaning up after previous 
experiment) 

Item description: One soft drink can, similar in styling to diet cola, 
printed in a language later determined to be Denzongkha and to 
read "SCREAMING [untranslatable] - OPEN CAN ENJOY 
SCREAMING MEAL". Upon opening, can emitted a painful shrieking 
noise estimated at 125-130dB for approximately fifteen seconds, 
during which time subject managed to hold onto the can and 
reported it growing lighter. When the noise ceased, both subjects 
present noted that they felt oddly sated, and did not need to eat for 
the rest of the day. 


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« SCP-2316 | SCP-2317 | SCP-2318 » 


SCP-2318: Country Club Nuisance 


Item #: SCP-2318 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2318 is to be kept in an 
ordinary glass golf ball display case within Site-17's Secure Item 
Storage Unit at all times. A site member assigned to SCP-2318 is to 
check on the object once every 24 hours. If SCP-2318 is not located 
in its display case, Senior Researchers Dunleavy and McLaren are 
to be notified immediately for location and retrieval. 


Description: SCP-2318 is a custom made, tournament legal! Nike 
golf ball manufactured in early 2011. Material analysis of the outer 
layers of the object has determined its makeup to be that of a 
standard golf ball. The inner core, however, is made of an 
unidentifiable material which continually emits acoustic white noise 
at approximately 25 dBa. SCP-2318 is in pristine condition, as it has 
been since initial recovery. The Foundation has installed a 
microscopic tracking device into the object to aid in its recovery in 
the event of misplacement. 


When SCP-2318 is hit2 by a human being using a golf club of any 
make it is immediately launched on a trajectory towards a certain 
location on Earth. The last location thought of by the person striking 
SCP-2318 is determined to be, with perfect accuracy, the location 
that SCP-2318 lands. SCP-2318 cannot be stopped once it has 
been hit, and will violate the laws of physics, if necessary, in order to 
reach its destination (see Incident Log 2318-1). 


Note: As of 01/29/2013, further testing with SCP-2318 requires 
administrative approval from Senior Researchers Dunleavy and 
McLaren. 


SCP-2318 was brought to the Foundation's attention on / /20 
during the annual Golf Tournament when American golfer 


Tiger Woods scored a “hole in one” on the 8th hole of the 
tournament. The shot underwent standard Foundation analysis of 
abnormal sporting events, where it was discovered that Woods’ shot 
was Statistically impossible. The combination of wind flow velocity at 
the time of the shot along with the angle and power of Woods’ swing 
created no possible outcome for a hole in one after [REDACTED] 
simulation attempts by Foundation researchers. Ensuing the 
tournament, Woods was detained by Foundation personnel and 
given a polygraph test to determine his knowledge of the object. 
After 14 hours of interrogation, Woods admitted that a group of 
individuals claiming to work for Nike, Inc., his primary sponsor, 
offered him a golf ball that would "preserve [his] legacy." Class-C 
amnestics were given to Woods. Foundation agents embedded 
within Nike, Inc. have been tasked with discovering the origin of 
SCP-2318. Information recovered thus far can be found in 
Addendum 2318-A. 


Incident Log 2318-1: On 01/26/2013, while testing the capabilities 
of SCP-2318, researchers discovered that it could violate the laws of 
physics. SCP-2318 was hit in a barricaded room by Dr. Farhan, who 
was instructed to think of the parking lot of Site-17, located 4.7 km 
away from the testing area. SCP-2318 traveled on the expected 
path until reaching the wall. It then proceeded to move through six 
layers of various materials, including 2 meter thick concrete walls, 
plaster and wood layering, steel rebar, poly-carbonate bulletproof 
windows, and Dr. Kaine's upper left torso3. A golf ball sized hole 
was made along the path SCP-2318 took through each medium. 
SCP-2318's velocity remained as expected, regardless of the 
material it passed through. 


Addendum 2318-A: The following is a compilation of all notable 
experiences of Foundation personnel embedded within Nike, Inc. 
headquarters in Beaverton, Oregon. Research is still ongoing. 


Event-A: 


Date: 07/06/2013 

Personnel Involved: Agent __, a high ranking 
executive. 

Summary of Incident: Agent was instructed to 
uncover any information Nike, Inc., has retained 


concerning Tiger Woods and SCP-2318. While scouring 
company archives, Agent discovered that SCP-2318 
was part of a company-wide undertaking to create a line 
of "flawless" sporting equipment. According to all 
gathered information, SCP-2318 is the only product from 
this line that has been released. 


Event-B: 


Date: 09/23/2013 

Personnel Involved: Agent _ , a product design 
engineer. 

Summary of Incident: Agent was tasked with 
recovering information regarding SCP-2318's creation. 
While scavenging the facility, a door labeled 
"[REDACTED]" was encountered. Agent was 
instructed to open the door. Upon doing so, Agent was 
exposed to an estimated 500,000 Lumens along with 
approximately 165 dBa of acoustic white noise. All 
recording devices immediately ceased to function. 
Subsequent to Event-B, the Foundation has not been 
able to contact Agent 


Footnotes 

1. Complies to United States Golf Association guidelines for weight, 
size, and build. 

2. With a force of 2,300N or greater. 

3. Dr. Kaine died of asphyxiation approximately 17 seconds after 
exit of SCP-2318. 


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SCP-2319: Mirrored Shipwreck 


Item #: SCP-2319 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: Due to its depth, and historical 
lack of governmental or commercial interest in its location, 
SCP-2319's containment is considered de facto. In order to maintain 
this in perpetuity, an international cordon has been established 
around SCP-2319. 


At this time, the Foundation does not agree on the long-term 
survivability of SCP-2319. Based on degradation caused by the 
hostile environment surrounding it, it is assumed that SCP-2319 will 
continue to deteriorate; it is unclear if such deterioration will reduce 
the current anomalous properties. 


Description: SCP-2319 is the location and contents of a shipwreck 
off the southern coast of Australia. Its specific co-ordinates are 
latitude -39.458127°, longitude 132.424794°. The wreckage and 
materials recovered appear to be identical (with one significant 
difference, see below) to the wreckage of the RMS Titanic, which 
sank on April 15, 1912. All materials returned from SCP-2319's 
wreckage have been dated to specifications that would have been in 
use in 1912, with the exception of one item (see Addendum). All 
damage/deterioration of SCP-2319 is consistent with 1 years of 
seafloor existence. 


SCP-2319 was discovered by outside sources on October 7th__, 
and contained by the Foundation three weeks later under the guise 
of a low-level ecological disaster. Maps and seabed scans in the 
historical record show no reported claims of shipwreck and/or 
corresponding seabed disruption prior to the discovery of SCP-2319.