Description: SCP-1414 is a -brand radio with cassette deck 
and CD player, made out of standard materials. The cassette deck, 
CD player, and tuner dial are non-functional; aside from this, 
forensic examination has revealed no differences from other radios 
of its make and model, either externally or internally. However, it 
manifests four distinct anomalies when used; these are presumed to 
be inherently linked. 


The first anomaly is that SCP-1414 responds to language: after 
SCP-1414's power supply is interrupted and then restored, the first 
human to speak a command to SCP-1414 will become an instance 
of SCP-1414-1. SCP-1414-1 is SCP-1414's "owner"; SCP-1414 will 
change stations, or increase or decrease its volume, upon command 
from SCP-1414-1. SCP-1414 is able to detect commands from 
SCP-1414-1 in a variety of formats, including physically muffled 
speech, voice synthesizers (but only if used by SCP-1414-1), sign 
language, writing, semaphore flags, and having third parties relay 
the command in Morse code by clapping their hands; these third- 
party tests have also revealed that SCP-1414 can distinguish 
between commands genuinely relayed by a third party, and 
commands invented by that third party. It is also able to distinguish 
mechanically-assisted speech from recordings thereof. 


The second anomaly is that SCP-1414 appears to be able to receive 


any broadcast signal described by SCP-1414-1 — including private 
telecommunications and television audio — anywhere on the planet, 
regardless of frequency, location of source, or signal strength; it is 
also able to receive broadcasts when enclosed within a Faraday 
cage. If given an ambiguous request, SCP-1414 will play the 
broadcast originating from the physically closest source, regardless 
of signal strength. SCP-1414's ability to parse natural language has 
been assessed as the result of the interaction between its first two 
anomalous properties, and not as an anomaly in its own right. 


The third anomaly is that, wnen SCP-1414's volume is set higher 
than '6', either by physically adjusting the 'Volume’ control or by 
having SCP-1414-1 request it, SCP-1414-1 will gradually become 
deaf to any sound not originating from SCP-1414 itself. After 
approximately 9 minutes of listening to SCP-1414 at volume 7, 
SCP-1414-1 will be deaf to any external sound not louder than 
SCP-1414 itself, and after approximately 24 uninterrupted minutes 
of listening to SCP-1414 at volume 7, SCP-1414-1 will be deaf to 
any external sound regardless of how loud it is. This induced 
deafness continues even after SCP-1414 has been unplugged; it 
has been observed to persist in D-class personnel for 8 months, and 
can reasonably be assumed to be permanent. Parameters for 
SCP-1414's deafness induction at higher volumes have not yet been 
determined. 


The nature of SCP-1414's induced deafness does not appear to be 
physical or neurological in origin; post-mortem examination reveals 
that all relevant structures are intact. Furthermore, instances of 
SCP-1414-1 who have been surgically deafened after exposure to 
SCP-1414 report that they are still able to perceive the content of 
the broadcasts it plays. 


The fourth anomaly is that SCP-1414 is capable of unplugging itself 
from electrical sockets, and will do so with as much as 5 g's of force. 
It will do this whenever continuous operation raises its internal 
temperature to 35C, and resists being plugged back into its socket 
until it has cooled; in accordance with standard safety guidelines for 
electrical appliances, personnel are advised to not force it. 


« SCP-1413 | SCP-1414 | SCP-1415 » 


SCP-1415: Flesh Gauntlet 


Item #: SCP-1415 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1415 is to be placed ina 
35*35*35 cm metal wall safe, to be guarded at all times by no less 
than two (2) personnel. Access is via a simple iron hinged door, 
locked with a simple keypad opening mechanism. Approval of one 
(1) Level 3 personnel, or of Dr. Tergis, is required for removal, in 
which case, Dr. Tergis is to retrieve the object while keeping the 
password secret. 


Description: SCP-1415 is a fingerless leather gauntlet, designed for 
use with the left hand. The object has a tendency to expand and 
contract slightly, giving it the appearance that it is breathing. It has 
been transported to Research Site-6 without incident, where Dr. 
Tergis has received permission to experiment with it. 


The object's anomalous properties come into effect when the wearer 
grasps any object in such a way that the palm of the gauntlet rests 
upon it. It then begins a process that takes place over 1-3 seconds. 
The target is converted into a living organism composed of various 
human tissues, while destroying tissue in the wearer's body roughly 
equivalent to 1/500th the mass of the converted object. If the wearer 
dies while wearing the gauntlet, it may still be used until the carcass 
is totally destroyed. However, when attempting to convert an object 
with a dead body as the wearer, the converted object will also be 
dead. 


Note: As of Test 6, it has been proven that the gauntlet can fit non- 
human hands. 


Addendum: 
Test Log 


Test 1 

Subject: D-1415-01, a Hispanic female 

Target: D-1415-02, a Caucasian male 

Result: D-1415-02's skin tone, eye color, and hair color changed to 
match D-1415-01. D-1415-02 also developed female reproductive 
organs, becoming a hermaphrodite. D-1415-02 also inherited 
D-1415-01's lactose intolerance. D-1415-01 lost roughly half a 
pound of body fat, with no harmful effects. 

Note: D-1415-02 and D-1415-01 were once again proven to be 
genetically identical. D-1415-02 requested to be terminated. 
Request was granted. 


Test 2 

Subject: D-1415-03, a Caucasian male 

Target: One (1) Car (Volvo S60) 

Result: All material is made of living tissue. Headlights are of similar 
tissue to human eyes, but are capable of glowing. Its wheels 
became short, infant-like legs. The controls of the car were replaced 
with a structure of enlarged neurons, allowing for a rider to drive. 
The seats are composed of a tongue-like tissue, and were described 
as "sickeningly moist". D-1415-03's entire right arm and most of his 
torso was consumed in the process. 

Note: The car, now designated R-1415-02, has been relocated to 
the garage at Storage-48, for use with appropriate permission. It 
does not appear to require food, and can be refueled via a small 
mouth where the gas valve used to be. It is omnivorous and can 
digest anything a human can digest for fuel. Genetic testing has 
shown it genetically identical to D-1415-03. D-1415-03 was 
terminated. 


Test 3 

Subject: D-1415-04, a Caucasian female 

Target: One (1) Queen sized bed, fully made, with frame. 

Result: Target was converted in its entirety successfully. Pillows 
became lung like organs that expand and contract, and the blanket 
became a sheet of skin attached at the foot. The target's legs were 
jointed, and it could walk, but would only do so if led around. 
Headboard became a bony structure, containing numerous eye-like 
organs that moved and blinked independently of each other. 
D-1415-04's right hand was consumed in the process. 


Note: D-1415-04 has resisted all instructions to sleep in the bed, 
due to complaints that it "talked to her, and knew her by name". This 
effect is likely non anomalous and completely psychosomatic. 


Test 4 

Subject: D-1415-04 

Target: 4*4*5 metre block of stone. 

Result: 99% of the stone was transformed into human tissue. 
D-1415-04 was consumed in her entirety, leaving behind a pool of 
blood. However, the target immediately settled, fatally crushing one 
staff member, and injuring two others. 

Note: After approx. 3 hours, the target began crawling towards the 
edges of the containment, leaning on the windows. On-site staff 
have attempted to provide nourishments, but the target has not 
shown an ability to eat. Target hooked up to massive intravenous 
drip. Termination pending, regardless. 


Test 5 

Subject: D-1415-05, an Indian male who scored highly on fitness 
tests. 

Target: One (1) Artificial Heart. However, D-1415-05 lashed out in 
anger at Dr. A and grabbed her lab coat instead. 

Result: Dr. A 's lab coat transformed into human tissue, with a slick 
interior. It expanded and contracted in what was reported to be a 
"suckling" feeling that was also described as being "incredibly 
uncomfortable". Electric shocks cause it to contract. 

Note: Dr. A is not to remove the coat, as it appears to have 
imprinted on her. Further analysis is required. 


Test 6 

Subject: A fully grown cow 

Target: One (1) Blender 

Result: Gauntlet changed shape to accommodate the cow's hoof. 
Blender successfully converted. Its blending mechanism was 
replaced by a strong jaw that chews up the food. It has a preference 
for vegetable material, and will only chew up meat if forced to. Most 
of the cow's torso was consumed in the process. 

Note: Genetic testing has proven it identical in DNA to the cow. 
However, conversion was at a greatly reduced efficiency. 


« SCP-1414 | SCP-1415 | SCP-1416 » 


SCP-1416: Transmigratory Teapot 


Item #: SCP-1416 
Object Class: Safe 


On / /20 SCP-1416-1, the anomalous object formerly designated 

SCP-1416, was discovered no longer to be in the possession of the 

Foundation. The following Special Containment Procedures 

therefore pertain only to any remaining samples of SCP-1416-2 

produced during testing of SCP-1416-1 between / /20 and / 
/20 . 


Special Containment Procedures: Preparations of SCP-1416-2 
should be kept in clearly labelled airtight containers within a 
standard refrigerated storage unit in Safe Wing-C at Sector-25. Due 
to the severely limited remaining supply of SCP-1416-2 and 
unresolved security implications arising from prior experimentation, 
any further test proposals should be submitted in writing to sector 
management. 


Description: SCP-1416 currently comprises 14 samples of a 
refrigerated liquid substance, designated SCP-1416-2 - produced 
using SCP-1416-1, which is no longer in containment. Chemically, 
each sample consists of pure distilled water, trace minerals from 
SCP-1416-1 and biological matter from a human tissue sample. A 
full inventory of extant samples can be found below (see 
Addendum-1416-01). 


When ingested by a higher primate, samples of SCP-1416-2 induce 
one to three seconds of highly erratic brain activity, registering on 
EEG as pronounced gamma rhythms. When questioned, human test 
subjects almost without exception claim to have experienced during 
this period the entire lifespan of the individual whose tissue was 
used to prepare the SCP-1416-2 sample, which may be many 
decades of subjective time. Test subjects are further able to relay 
considerable information previously unknown to them regarding the 


donor individual; however, subjects state they had no memory of 
their real identity during their experience. 


Access archived description 


Description: SCP-1416 is a ceramic vessel apparently 
designed for the preparation of tea, in the shape of a 
human head with Quapaw facial markings. 
Thermoluminescence dating indicates SCP-1416 to have 
been manufactured in the mid 16th century. 


SCP-1416's anomalous effects become apparent only 
when a sample of human flesh of 17mg or greater is 
placed in the vessel prior to boiling water within it. The 
resulting liquid, when ingested by higher primates, 
induces highly erratic brain activity and rapid memory 
formation which is subjectively perceived as 
experiencing the entire lifespan of the individual whose 
flesh was used to prepare the liquid. 


Addendum-1416-01: 


SCP-1416-2 Date Created | Tissue/Donor | Notes 
Preparation No. 


1416-2-1 Unknown Index finger/ Tissue found in 
male, SCP-1416-1 
Caucasian, prior to 
30-40 containment - 
likely not 


sampled under 
experimentally 


sound 
conditions. 
1416-2-2 / 120 Distal phalanx/ Donor has 
male, Black history of mental 
African, 26 health problems, 
received a 


discretionary life 
sentence for 
aggravated rape 
- D-Class 


1416-2-3 


1416-2-4 


1416-2-5 


1416-2-6 


1416-2-7 


/ 120 


/ 120 


/ 120 


/ 120 


/ 120 


Intermediate 
phalanx/male, 
Biack African, 26 
Proximal 
phalanx/male, 
Biack African, 26 
Intermediate 
phalanx/male, 
White British, 55 


Ear/male, White 
British, 55 
23mg biopsy/ 
female, 
Pakistani, 23 


subjects 
administered this 
preparation have 
been noted to 
subsequently 
exhibit atypical 
behaviour 
consistent with 
the donor's 
offender ciass. 


Subject 
convicted in / 
/198 of 
multiple 
murders; testing 
of 1416-2 
samples from 
the subject 
indicated this not 
to be the case. 


Subject had 
been 
administered 
SCP-1416-2 
prior to biopsy 
sample - 
preparations of 
this nature 
determined 
effective in 
capturing 
‘nested’ 


1416-2-8 


1416-2-9 


1416-2-10 


1416-2-11 


/ 120 


/ 120 


/ 120 


/ 120 


23mg biopsy/ 
male, 
Orangutan, 5 


25mg biopsy/ 
male, White 
British, 28 and 
25mg biopsy/ 
male, Pakistan, 
33 


17mg biopsy/ 
male, White 
British, N/A 


Proximal 
phalanx/male, 
Caucasian, 
50-60 


experiences but 
also frequently 
induce 
disorientation 
and identity 
confusion. 
Other samples 
of this nature 
shown 
ineffective in 
inducing gamma 
activity. 
Other blended 
samples of this 
nature produced 
a confused and 
truncated 
experience but 
may still be of 
limited vaiue. 
Stillbirth, sample 
effective - donor 
tissue from 
Hospital, 
Surrey. Notably 
samples of this 
nature do not 
induce an 
objectively 
shorter period of 
gamma activity 
than samples 
where a much 
longer period of 
time is 
experienced. 
Donor tissue 
from preserved 
corpse circa 
~4,000BCE; 


other samples of 
this nature have 
proven effective. 
1416-2-12 / /20 Finger/male, Subject was a 
White and Black suspected 
Caribbean, 36| collaborator with 
Group of Interest 
Marshall, Carter 
& Dark. Two 
other surplus 
samples were 
created from this 
subject but were 
since destroyed. 


1416-2-13 / [20 25mg biopsy/ | Biopsy donated 
female, Chinese, by Junior 
27 Researcher 
Chen: see Dr 
Barker's 
statement below. 
1416-2-14 / 1/20 17mg biopsy/ | , Classified by 
; order of - . 


Incident Report 1416- -1: 


On / /20 an experimental procedure devised by Junior 
Researcher Linda Chen to better verify the retention and accuracy of 
memories encoded via ingesting 1416-2 was approved by Dr 
Barker. This procedure involved the production of several 
preparations of 1416-2 from a punch biopsy donated by Junior 
Researcher Chen, which were then to be administered to D-Class 
subjects. 


A risk assessment was produced for the experiment, including the 
possibility of test subjects acquiring sensitive information about the 
facility or other Special Containment Procedures. Junior Researcher 
Chen's lack of prior involvement with Euclid and Keter-class or 
memetic objects was considered to play a prominent role in the 
approval of the test proposal. 


D-3127, formerly an inmate of HMP Belmarsh, was administered a 


sample of 1416-2 produced using Junior Researcher Chen's biopsy 
and exhibited a highly atypical response to the substance; the 
subject claimed that he was, in fact, Junior Researcher Chen and 
that he strongly believed the individual who had previously 
administered the sample to now be D-3127. He elaborated his 
theory that SCP-1416 transfers consciousness between the donor 
and the subject, contrary to existing theories as to the object's 
method of operation.