Be on the lookout, we'll have it up and posted soon! 


Notes: Recovered documents, including Reagan's 1981 autopsy, 
obituary, and records of succession; records from the George H. W. 
Bush administration (now lasting 1981 to impeachment in 1994); 


and records from the Perot administration, are available upon 
request. 


01/01/2008 

Proposal: Dr. Rebecca Schlesinger proposes the Foundation send 
in attempts at communication. 

Results: No result. 


Proposal: Dr. Anna Mitchell proposes the Foundation attempt to 
preserve documents by utilizing SRA technology. 

Results: Success. 86% of Foundation documents remain 
unchanged after 2008 reality restructuring event. 


01/01/2010 

Proposal: Dr. Rebecca Schlesinger proposes Foundation send in 
entries. 

Results: Success. Researcher Prasad’s entry, “What if the Triangle 
Fire started thirty seconds later?” is the winner. Method of 
containment is developed. 


01/01/2012 
Incident 3601-1. Presumed to be cause of neutralization. 


Addendum 3601-4: Interview 


Interviewed: Victor George, the writer of the 2004 
winning entry. George claimed to remember everything 
from before he had made the changes. 


Interviewer: Dr. Schlesinger. 


Foreword: Interview taken 05/07/2005, after the 
Foundation became aware of the anomaly. 


<Begin Log> 


Schlesinger: Morning, Mr. George. I’m here to talk to 
you today about a writing contest you participated in 
about a year ago. 


George: Yeah, | figured. With the way you guys were 
talking... Figured you've got to be trying to fix this. For 


what it’s worth, I’m sorry. | didn’t know. 


Schlesinger: Fine. Er, | mean, it’s fine. I’d like to know 
how much you understand what your entry had done. 
How did you find out? 


George: Well, | woke up that morning, and | looked at 
the TV, and | was so confused. It took me a bit to 
connect it to what | wrote, but everything was so much 
like it. It freaked me out. 


Schlesinger: You didn’t remember anything about the 
new present? 


George: No. Just the normal one. 


Schlesinger: Did you notice that everything fit what you 
wrote exactly? 


George: Well, | don’t have a copy any more. But | think 
so, yeah. 


Schlesinger: Now, in your entry, did you list anything 
that couldn’t happen in the “normal” world? 


George: Not really, no. | mean, | guess | had some fun 
with Dick Cheney, doing the whole evil genius thing, and 
| might have pushed things a bit with the votes, but it had 
been close. 


Schlesinger: Anything else you find particularly 
noteworthy? 


George: Noteworthy? Well, considering the 
environment, considering the wars, | might just have 
ended the world... 


<End Log> 


Closing Statement: After this interview, Mr. George was 
administered amnestics and released. The Foundation 
was able to recover several unaffected documents from 


the Gore administration, one of which was instrumental 
in recovery of SCP-8999. 


Addendum 3601-5: Incident 3601-1 and Neutralization 
01/01/2012 


[LEVEL-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] 


Incident: Regular containment procedures as developed 
previously were undertaken. The entry, “What if 
Hurricane Katrina took a different path, passing exactly 
four centimeters to the left of where it had instead?” 
written by Dr. McCumber was the winning entry. The 
entry contained multiple flaws, the key of which was a 
throwaway line: 


[...] But let us suppose, then, that a different 
global wind projected the hurricane to... 


According to preserved Foundation records, Dr. 
McCumber was a zoologist with no meteorological 
expertise. Before the entry was submitted, no one had 
caught the error. It is hypothesized the entry significantly 
modified meteorological conditions on a global scale. 


The scope of the resulting shift is yet to be determined. 
Over 80% of the planet’s population is hypothesized to 
be directly affected. Racial, ethnic, and cultural traits 
recorded in preserved documents, especially concerning 
the Americas, certain regions of Africa, and the Middle 
East, vary significantly from those currently reported. 
Climate, animal species’ number and variance, and even 
geography of certain areas appear to have been 
affected. 


Confirmed changes include: 


¢ The appearance of Callosciurus prevostii 
(Prevost's squirrel). 

« The disappearance of the Italian Rainforest. 

* Complete change in genetic make-up in aborginal 


populations in Australia. 

¢ The creation of Israel. 

¢ Nearly complete reordering of African nation 
states. 

¢ Extinction of Homo neanderthalensis 
(Neanderthal) species. 

¢ [REDACTED]2 

¢ Relocation, and restructuring, of Site-29. 


Full reconstruction is continuing, with further details 
available in Document 3601 -010312. 


After Incident 3601-1, SCP-3601 failed to become active as normal 
in 2014, 2016, and 2018. The cause for this is yet unknown. 


Footnotes 

1. With varying URLs 

2. Classified 4/1173. Available upon request to those possessing 
necessary clearance. 


Agent Foster: No, become. Become what? 
Patient: (expression becomes panicked) 


Agent Foster: Whoa, hey now. What did | 
say? 


Security Guard: Shit! It's starting to move! 


(SCP-466 begins to lift itself up, dragging the 
patient's head across the floor and slowly 
stumbling towards both men) 


Security Guard: Get out of the way! (gunfire) 
Move! 


Agent Foster: Stop shooting, get out of the 
cell! 


(alarm is triggered as both men leave and lock 
the cell door) 


Medical Technician: Hurry, get the IV back in 
before it wakes up! (running footsteps) Fuck, 
we can't keep increasing dosage like this, it's 
resisting it. 


Agent Foster: (panting) End of the interview. 
(click) 
NOTE: The following document has been authorized for 
immediate use. Additional details and/or procedures may 
follow before finalization is completed. 
Item #: SCP-466 


Object Class: Euclid (pending possible reclassification after formal 
review) 


SCP-3602: The Monkey King's Legacy 


Item #: SCP-3602 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Site-220 is to retain at least one 
Mandarin-speaking parazoologist specializing in primate behavior 
and psychology. This researcher, which since 1968 has been Dr. 
Shufan Shen, is to serve as a liaison to SCP-3602. At least twice 
weekly, Dr. Shen must conduct visits for the purposes of 
observation, information gathering, and diplomatic relations. 
Following Incident-SCP-3602-01, a Mandarin-speaking psychiatrist 
must also be retained to conduct bi-monthly therapy sessions with 
each instance of SCP-3602-A. 


All instances of SCP-3602-A and SCP-3602-B are to be contained 
within a secluded region of Site-220's Parazoology Reserve, known 
publicly as the Baihe Natural Reserve.' Each instance is to be fitted 
with a remote tracking device, with newborn SCP-3602-B instances 
receiving one at 6 months of age. Remote surveillance of SCP-3602 
is to be maintained at all times, with the recording of SCP-3602-A 
instances prioritized. Any attempt by an SCP-3602 instance to leave 
the Parazoology reserve is to be punished by 1 week of confinement 
within Site-220's holding cells. Repeat offenses are to be punished 
by confinement periods with lengths escalated accordingly. 


Description: SCP-3602 is a community of approximately 400 
Rhinopithecus roxellana, more commonly known as the Golden 
snub-nosed monkey. All instances of SCP-3602 are sapient and 
capable of human speech. Mandarin serves as the primary means 
of communication, with several local dialects spoken less commonly 
by older members of the community. Instances have no 
physiological deviations from non-anomalous specimens, and, with 
the exception of SCP-3602-A instances, have identical sustenance 
needs and lifespans. How SCP-3602 instances are capable of 
human vocalization despite the lack of morphological deviation is 


unknown. The community makes regular use of simple tools, and is 
able to utilize fire as a source of warmth. 


The SCP-3602 population is divided into two distinct groups, 
SCP-3602-A and SCP-3602-B. SCP-3602-A is a group of 18 
specimens that are biologically immortal, with an estimated age of 
1800-2200 years. SCP-3602-A serve as the leaders of the 
community, with roles analogous to that of tribal elders in many 
human societies. SCP-3602-A instances are incapable of sustaining 
serious injury regardless of circumstance, and appear to display a 
high degree of metaphysical permanence. SCP-3602-B instances 
form the remainder of the community, and are all descended directly 
or indirectly from the 18 instances of SCP-3602-A. 


SCP-3602-A claim to be followers of the Chinese deity Sun Wukong, 
who they credit for their sapience and immortality.2 The oral history 
of the community is primarily based on Wukong and his exploits. 
Particular emphasis is placed on his rebellion against the Jade 
Emperor and the defacement of the register of death, the latter of 
which is claimed to be the reason SCP-3602-A are unable to die. 
Tales often end with an instance of SCP-3602-A informing the 
assembled SCP-3602-B instances that Wukong will someday return 
to lead them to glory. Multiple instances of SCP-3602-A have 
confided to Dr. Shen that the storytelling is intended to motivate 
SCP-3602-B towards ambition and self improvement. 


SCP-3602-B display noticeably lower intelligence than their immortal 
forebears, with most having comparable intelligence to Human 
children aged 5 to 9. Subjects are generally cheerful, easily amused, 
and have a low attention span. On three occasions between 1968 
and 1981, Dr. Shen observed a large scale effort by SCP-3602-A to 
educate SCP-3602-B on the use of more complex tools. Most 
notably, in 1975 SCP-3602-A attempted to convince SCP-3602-B to 
construct and reside in permanent structures. These attempts have 
failed without exception due to lack of interest on the part of 
SCP-3602-B, who often mollify their elders by displaying usage of 
more simple tools instead. 


Incident SCP-3602-01: On 04/04/1984, SCP-3602-A-9 attempted 
suicide via self immolation, but was unsuccessful due to its 
anomalous qualities. Instance was then taken to Site-220 for 


interrogation regarding the incident. 
+ Show Interview Log 


Interviewed: SCP-3602-A-9. Subject is 
among the primary matriarchs of the 
community, and responds to the name Sun 
Daiyu. 


Interviewer: Dr. Shufan Shen 


Foreword: Subject was in considerable 
emotional distress during transport to Site 220, 
and 2 days elapsed before subject was 
considered calm enough to be interviewed. 
Interview is translated from the original 
Mandarin. 


<Begin Log> 


Dr. Shen: "Daiyu, what happened? You've 
never shown suicidal urges before, why did 
you try to kill yourself?" 


SCP-3602-A-9: "Oh tall one3, you've walked 
among us for more than ten years and yet 
know So little. This isn't the first time I've tried, 
nor will it be the last. All among the elders 
have tried at least once." 


Dr. Shen: "...Why? You all have your children, 
your family, your history. | just don't 
understand." 


SCP-3602-A-9: "| have lived for two thousand 
winters. In that time | have birthed, raised, and 
outlived countless numbers of my children. | 
have watched our home disappear and the 
brief glory of our past be forgotten. Sun 
Wukong raised us up, made us immortal, and 
together we challenged the gods themselves. 


How could we ever be satisfied living like the 
animals we once were? We saw the sun and 
now walk in the mud for years unending. And 
wherever our Father is, he has forgotten us." 


SCP-3602-A-9: "Our children don't understand 
us. They live brief lives and are content to be 
mere animals. | am not. | wish | had died when 
| had the chance. | wish that Wukong had 
never hatched from the stone egg. | wish that 
he had remained trapped beneath the 
mountain, burned by Laozi's fire for all time. It 
would have been a kinder fate than the one he 
forced upon us." 

<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Dr. Shen submitted a 
proposal to utilize anomalous means to 
terminate SCP-3602-A instances should they 
request euthanasia. Proposal was considered 
by the regional ethics committee, and denied 
ina 5 to 4 vote. 


Footnotes 

1. Founded in 1963, Site-220 serves as one of two headquarters of 
the Foundation's Parazoology Division (the other being Area-12). 48 
of the more docile anomalous fauna species are contained within its 
163 sq. km reserve. 

2. Wukong is also known as Son Goku, the Monkey King, and the 
Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 

3. Approximate English rendering of the Mandarin fs. General 
term used by SCP-3602 to describe humans. 


SCP-3603: Oops! All Bears 


SCP-3603's Box 


Item #: SCP-3603 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3603 is kept in a standard 
containment cell in Site- . At no time should the temperature in the 
containment cell exceed 4 degrees Celsius. 


Instances of SCP-3603-1 are to be kept in separate nature facilities 
depending on the color of powder covering their fur at time of 
emergence. 


All testing propositions with this object must be provided with 
approval from the current project head. 


Description: SCP-3603 is cereal resembling Captain Crunch's 
"Oops! All Berries." On the box containing SCP-3603, every "Quaker 
Oats" is replaced with "Dundle's Food."! Testing has shown that 
both the box and plastic bag containing the cereal are not 
anomalous, although several people have stated "It just seems, off" 
or "I don't like the way the Captain is looking at me." 


Ingestion or insertion of instances of SCP-3603 into a living being, 
human or otherwise, results in no anomalous effects. However, 
personnel who have eaten SCP-3603 describe it as being stale, 
bland, and/or flavorless. 


SCP-3603 instances act as a seed. When put in a warm, moist 
environment, SCP-3603 will bloom at a rapid rate. Within 15 
minutes, a bulb 2.1 meters tall resembling a watermelon will have 
grown no more than .5 meters away. When these are dug into or 
cut, a loud groan can be heard, followed by the tools used to harm 
the bulb breaking and shot out of the rind at high speeds. 


The same effect happens when more than one instances of 
SCP-3603 are placed 5 millimeters or less apart. When multiples of 
the same color are placed in this way, no extra effects occur. 
However, when two or more different colors are placed together, 
they merge and form a new seed the same dimensions as the 
originals. Where the excess mass goes is currently unknown. This 
instance of SCP-3603 is the mixed color of the originals. The growth 
period from here on is completely normal, though the resulting 
SCP-3603-1 instance is the color of the hybrid seed. 


After a period of time ranging from 15 minutes to 32 hours, the bulb 
grown from SCP-3603 will burst, followed by an emergence of 
SCP-3603-1. SCP-3603-1 instances artificially resemble Ursus 
Americanus (American Black Bears). However, instances of 
SCP-3603-1 are covered in a layer of powder corresponding with 
the color of SCP-3603 allowed to grow. 


Testing has shown that this powder is most similar to chalk and 
contains several non-biological pigments. It is not dangerous in any 
way and is generally removed due to normal conditions in the nature 
habitat, i.e. rain and wind. 


SCP-3603-1 instances have a number of anomalous properties 
depending on the color/colors allowed to propagate. For a full list, 
see Addendum SCP-3603-a. SCP-3603-1 instances are docile 
toward humans, and do not attack unless provoked. They live the 
normal lifespan of an Ursas Americanus (with birth being substituted 
for emergence), and are not able to reproduce. They can be 
terminated through normal means, but show immense strength 
regardless of color.