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grebi 

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SUBJECT: Budget projections/event data 
SENT: 04/04/17 at 3:40 pm 


Hi Irene, 

Accounting has finished the latest report for 
the 2016-17 financial year. As expected, the 
personnel and facilities budget continues to go 
up - my bosses won't be happy about that but 
it's not something anyone is surprised about. | 
thought there were some unusual trends in the 
numbers though, and on a hunch | asked a 
colleague in the Research dept to send me 
what he could on 3925 event stats (| CC'd him 
into this email), and found some concerning 
things. There might be some more | don't have 
clearance for, but basically the number of 3925 
events keeps going up beyond what's 
expected. | know your people are aware of this 
already but it looks like this is pretty closely 
linked to our division activity over time. In 
particular, there seems to be a 6-12 month 
time lag between our budget and 3925 events. 
Is there something to be worried about here? 
Not sure what it means, you guys are the 
Containment experts, so | thought you should 
know. I've attached a spreadsheet below so 
you can see what | mean. 

Thanks, Greg 


Attachments: budget-events.xls 


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1rotcerid#gro.pcs.30smda|1rotcerid 
SUBJECT: RE: Budget projections/event data 
SENT: 07/04/17 at 11:11 am 


Hi Greg, 

Thanks for your email. Containment has been 
thinking about something like this (can't say 
much more than that) but your info does worry 
us a bit. I've copied Director Liu into this email. 
We can take it from here. 

lrene 


Attachments: budget-events.xls 


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SUBJECT: Accounting data and 3925 events 
SENT: 07/04/17 at 11:30 am 


Director Liu, 

| wanted to draw your attention to my 
correspondence with the Accounting 
department. This is closely related to some of 
the concerns that were brought up at the last 
departmental meeting. The pre-causation data 
between our activity and SCP-3925 is a 
particular worry. | think we need to take this 
further (I've attached a summary of our 
findings from that meeting and updated them 
with the Accounting data if it helps) 

Kind regards, 

Dr Berg 


Attachments: budget-events2.xls, 
Project-3925-A.pdf 


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grebi 

CC: 

SUBJECT: RE: Accounting data and 3925 
events 

SENT: 19/04/17 at 6:40 pm 


Hi Dr Berg, | appreciate you letting me know. 
As | said at the last meeting | don't think there 
is an issue here. Your dept stats re; 3925 
breaches have passed their targets by a lot 
and you should be proud of it! However since 
you are worried | would be willing to consider a 
working group to investigate this if you would 
like to form one. 


Director Y. L. Liu 
MSc PhD FRS FFSS 


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SUBJECT: RE: RE: Accounting data and 3925 
events 

SENT: 20/04/17 at 8:10 pm 


Director Liu, 

Thanks for your reply. I've attached the 
working group proposal and discussed the 
issue with Accounting. Once the financing 
application is approved and | have colleagues 
in Containment aboard I'll send the final 
documentation for your approval. 

Kind regards, 

Dr Berg 


Attachments: Project-3925-A-proposal- 
team.pdf 


507-A: I've actually come across at least three dimensions where 
something fell from- 


507-B: You're not helping. 

507-A: | rarely do. 

507-B: Anyway, where were w- 

(507-B disappears mid-sentence. Roughly five seconds of silence) 
Dr. _: Well now that our visitor has left, | have a question. 

507-A: Alright. 

Dr. — : Did you two figure out the difference between your realities? 


507-A: Actually, | think we did. In his world Abraham Lincoln was 
killed while sleeping by his vice-president, instead of by General 
Lee. 


Dr. _:... Inthis reality, Booth assassinated Lincoln. 
507-A: Oh. Bugger. 
<End Log> 


Closing Statement: Subsequent testing revealed that SCP-507's 
abilities have no biological basing, and that severed pieces will still 
“shift” along with the main body. The SCP-507 of this reality 
reappeared three days later, and has not been informed of this 
incident. 


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CC: 

SUBJECT: Monthly Update 

SENT: 30/04/17 at 12:00 pm 


To all Service for Clerical Processing staff, 


Congratulations on another successful month! 
| am pleased to report we have again met our 
targets for minor and major SCP breaches for 
April. | wanted to address some of the 
concerns | have heard expressed about 
SCP-3925 containment procedures and the 
direction of our department. Both myself and 
the O5 Council are confident that our current 
procedures are satisfactory with the resources 
we have available to us. This does not mean 
we do not believe we can improve, and our 
researchers have recently demonstrated many 
novel proposals to control SCP-3925. Whilst 
many of these cannot be discussed due to 
clearance issues, | am confident we are in safe 
hands thanks to your collective efforts. 


On a related note, senior staff are aware that 
working in this department can be a difficult 
task. We are aware that SCP-3925 is not as 
glamorous as some other SCPs. Nonetheless, 
you are all aware of the documentation and 
that this remains a serious threat to humanity 
on par with any other Keter-level SCP. | hope 
staff will Keep in mind that every day you come 
to work here you are protecting the human 
race as much as any of your colleagues 
elsewhere, and you should be proud of 
yourselves. 


However, the Foundation values employee 


wellbeing and staff are welcome to take 
advantage of stress leave if required. As per 
HR there is now a new form (11B-Green) to 
apply for this, separate from form 11A 
(General Leave). This needs to be signed and 
approved by your department manager and 
HR Sub-Director Olsen, in addition to form 20 
(Current Duty Substitution). 


Also, staff should be aware that due to time 
issues, from now on | will not be considering 
transfer requests prior to receiving separate 
transfer forms approved by a member of level 
4 staff in both this department and the relevant 
external department. 


Director Y. L. Liu 
MSc PhD FRS FFSS 


Footnotes 

1. Approximately 20% more pages per iteration. 

2. This instance of SCP-3925 was associated with a Mr P. L. Brown, 
dob 19/04/1977, Foundation designation 3925-49484G. 

3. Fictional agency. 


SCP-3926 


Title card of SCP-3926 
Item #: SCP-3926 
Item Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3926 has no traceable 
broadcasting location and cannot be brought into Foundation 
custody. Containment of SCP-3926 is focused on interrupting 
broadcasts. Members of MTF Upsilon-46 "Serial Listeners" are to 
observe local TV channels in centers of population previously 
affected by SCP-3926 broadcasts and interrupt them if deemed 
anomalous. 


Under no circumstances is an episode of Saturday Evenings with 
your host, Tyal'k'nec! to be played onsite by anyone other than MTF 
Upsilon-46. 


One subject affected by SCP-3926 (SCP-3926-1) in Stage 2 is to be 
kept in a standard 7m by 7m humanoid containment cell for testing 
purposes. 


If SCP-3926-1 begin to organize and attempt to achieve the goals 
stated in SCP-3926, violent response is necessary. Standard 
Foundation cover story ATY-3 (Mass rioting) is to be used as an 
explanation. 


Description: SCP-3926 is an anomalous TV talk show dubbed 
Saturday Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec! hosted by a reptilian 
humanoid, referred to as Tyal’k'nec. Tyal'k'nec has been described 
by viewers as "charismatic", "humorous", "caring", and "loving". The 
set of SCP-3926 is standard with other low-budget TV talk shows. 
SCP-3926 is filmed live with a studio audience of SCP-3926-1. 
Camera quality is very low, with recording equipment likely being 
from the 1980s. 


SCP-3926 broadcasts follow a set pattern. Tyal’k'nec begins to talk 
about issues in the world. Tyal’k'nec's "issues" have to do with 
humans as a species. The audience will show that they agree. For 
the rest of the broadcast, Tyal’k'nec will "preach" about itself and 
how it must gain influence and power. (See Addendum-1) 


Human subjects who view 3 or more SCP-3926 broadcasts will 
begin to sympathize with Tyal'k'nec. Transfer to SCP-3926-1 occurs 
12-14 hours after viewing 3 or more SCP-3926 broadcasts. 
SCP-3926-1 will respond angrily to other humans who speak poorly 
about Tyal'k'nec. Humans in stage 1 of SCP-3926-1 are still 
genetically human, the only difference being the support for 
Tyal'k'nec and its goals. 


After 2-3 days of being in Stage 1 of SCP-3926-1, subjects will begin 
to "molt", beginning Stage 2. A bed is made from phlegm and other 
bodily fluids excreted from SCP-3926-1's mouth. SCP-3926-1 will 
lay down in this bed, assume the fetal position, and begin shivering. 
In a varying amount of time, the subject will shed their human skin. 
The final product of SCP-3926-1's evolution is a pale green 
humanoid, lacking facial features and genitalia. SCP-3926-1 in 
Stage 2 will preach Tyal'k'nec's ideas and goals. Stage 2 
SCP-3926-1 instances preaching to human subjects have no direct 
effect on turning them into SCP-3926-1. In most recorded cases, 
attempts of conversion made by SCP-3926-1 will entail subjects 
demanding that people watch Tyal'k'nec's show. Stage 2 
SCP-3926-1 will attempt to forcibly convert humans if Tyal'k'nec or 
any idea of its is talked about in a negative light in front of them. 


A currently unknown number of SCP-3926-1 communities exist. 
Instances of SCP-3926-1 are encouraged to flock to these 
communities via advertisements on local channels used to 
broadcast Saturday Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec! (See 
Addendum-2) A seperate detatchment of MTF Upsilon-46 has been 
tasked with the containment of these communities. As of 3/12/ , 
communities have been contained. 


As of3// , instances of armed riots by SCP-3926-1 have been 
recorded, resulting in$ — dollars of property damage and 
Foundation personnel deaths. 


Addendum-1: Transcription of Episode 39 of Saturday 
Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec! 


Tyal’k'nec: Hello, my children, and welcome to another 
episode of Saturday Evenings! As always, I'm your host, 
Tyal'k'nec! 


[wild applause from SCP-3926-1] 


Tyal'k'nec: Alright now, calm down everyone! We've got 
serious issues to discuss. 


[Tyal'k'nec stands up and walks to the front of the stage, 
pulls out sheet of paper and clears throat] 


Tyal'k'nec: There's a big problem in this world. | think 
you all know what I'm gonna Say it is. It's those bastard 
bipedals. Those pestiferous people. Those horrible 
humans! It's always them. For years and years, they've 
tried and tried and tried to lead their pathetic countries 
and kingdoms, but somehow they always mess it up. 
They'll blame the weather. They'll blame other people's 
ideas. They'll even blame their GOD! Their god, people! 
But, do you know what they haven't considered as a 
cause for their problems? 


SCP-3926-1 in unison: HUMANITY! 


Tyal'k'nec: Preee-cisely! HUMANITY! This is why | 
DESER- no, NEED to be at the helm here. You there. 
[points to member of audience] Let's talk about America. 
My country tis of thee, right? Tell me what you think 
about the President. 


Member of SCP-3926-1: Well, personally, | think that 
he's simple. 


Tyal'k'nec: There it is. Right there. Simple. That's all 
anyone is anymore. Simple. What humanity needs is a 
guy like me. And guys like you! All of you! 


[Tyal'k'nec sits back at the desk] 


Tyal'k'nec: To my new listeners, you may be asking 
yourself, "Why am | worthy of Tyal'k'nec's grace? What 
have | done to earn His voice? His unwavering light?" 
And the simple answer is, you're not worthy. YET! All you 
have to do to join me in eternity is tune in next week! 
Undergo your pilgrimage from your meager human form 
to the image that I, Tyal'k'nec created for you! Bask in 
my light. Feel my inviting fluids. Know what it is to be 
perfect. | know, | know. You're thinking, "This is a lot to 
take in." But | swear, once you abandon your chains and 
take my hand, all will be well. 


[audience clicks in approval] 


Tyal’k'nec: Now audience, my dearest audience, that 
audience that | hold so dear, I've got three things that we 
have to do and three things only. Can you remind me 
what they are? 


SCP-3926-1 in unison: CULTIVATE! 
CONGLOMERATE! SUBJUGATE! 


Tyal'k'nec: Remember, if you want to have a chance to 
see me live, be sure to say your Three Holy Words 
between the hours of 6:00 and 7:00! If you’re one of our 
lucky winners, your local Dr’y’niel Pod will bring you to 
our studio! That’s all for tonight, folks. Be safe out there, 
and as always, cultivate, conglomerate, and subjugate! 


[camera pans out as all cheer, outro rolls and fades to 
black] 


Addendum-2: Transcription of an advertisement for an 
unlocated SCP-3926-1 community. 


[wide panning shot of about 30 small tin shacks ina 
heavily wooded area] 


Narrarator: Are you one of Tyal’k'nec's own beauties 
living amongst the most vile of creatures? 


[crude drawing of a Stage 2 SCP-3926-1 being kicked by 
a police officer] 


[stop-motion clip of a clay Stage 2 SCP-3926-1 being 
shot at by plastic soldier figures] 


Come to Prtz'chziek Shoals, a community of like minds! 


SCP-3926-1 standing next to sign of Prtz'chziek 
Shoals: After | escaped the shackles of humanity, | felt 
like | was alone in the world. Humans everywhere, 
kicking me, hitting me, running away from me. It was 
awful! But then | found Prtz'chziek Shoals, a place where 
| can be me. 


Narrarator: It can be hard to be a superior life form, we 
should all know this. The human world isn't fit for our 
people. In Prtz'chziek Shoals, every single facet of life is 
made for YOU! 


SCP-3926-1 wearing work overalls: Yeah, Priz'chziek 
Shoals has it all. Phlegm tans, outdoor chanting, Dr'y'niel 
pods for visiting the family, dedicated medical staff, it's 
great! I'd highly recommend moving here. 


Narrarator: Couldn't have said it better myself, 
Ja'trity'ze'typoty'jziek! Not only can you live with the 
highest standard of quality assured on the planet, you 
can get a little alone time with the missus at our scenic 
Lake T'ke'epi! 


[sunset on the lake, smooth jazz music plays as camera 
pans to 2 Stage 2 SCP-3926-1 thrashing on top of 
eachother] 


Narrarator: With all of this considered, you simply 
GOTTA move here! Find a Dr'y'niel pod near you, 


[crude map of lines with 17 yellow dots] 


and say, "My holy master, lord of all that is good, King of 
Fluids Tyal'k'nec, take me to Prtz'chziek Shoals!" 


[wide shot of inhabitants of Prtz'chziek Shoals waving to 
the camera as screen fades to black] 


Addendum-3: Interview with a Stage-2 SCP-3926-1. 
Interviewer is Dr. Nielsen. 


SCP-3926-1: Hello, unworthy. 
Dr. Nielsen: Hello, SCP-3926-1. | have prepa- 
SCP-3926-1: It's Dra'velyeah. 


Dr. Nielsen: Standard procedure, | have to call you by 
your item number. 


SCP-3926-1: If you insist, | give you permission to call 
my by something other than my Tyal'k'nec granted 
name, though you are wholly unworthy. 


Dr. Nielsen: [pause] Right, that's okay. My first question 
is, how did you feel about losing your humanity?