Failure to return our property will cause a 
triggering of the penalty clauses of the 
SUSEOCT as outlined in Clause 10 sections 
1-87. We have also identified the following 
property as in your possession and are 
formally requesting its return: 


¢ A generation 12 Anderson Robotics 
android. Appears as, identifies as, and 


possessed by the spirit of a 41 year old 
male named Jacob Jefferson 


A bill for damage, housing, recovery, and 
transportation costs should be presented no 
more than 30 business days from the receipt 
of this message. 


Sincerely, the office of Mr. Dark. 


Footnotes 

1.Documents relating to this group of interestare available upon 
request. 

2.GOI-1115 

3. Seelncident Report 2987-24for more details. 

4.Southern United States Extranormal Organization Cooperation 
Treaty 

5. Please seerelevant documentationfor more information 


SCP-3615: Depressed Divine Demon of Diptera & 
Diarrhea 


Item #: SCP-3615 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3615 is to be secured at 
Site-36 in a containment chamber outfitted with an Automated 
Exorcism System. A 5-meter tall ladder must be available in the 
room for ease of access to the top of SCP-3615. The chamber is to 
be flushed with insecticides on a weekly basis. 


Procedure N11 is to be executed on a daily basis to prevent the 
manifestation of SCP-3615-1. As a precautionary measure, 
operatives carrying out the procedure are to be equipped with 
antistatic BSL-2 protective equipment and accompanied by a 
security guard. Although this procedure calls for the use of human 
meat, porcine meat can be substituted without consequence. 


Should SCP-3615-1 manifest due to the incomplete or improper 
execution of Procedure N1, personnel are to pull the alarm situated 
at the entrance of the chamber to activate the AES and sprinkler 
system. Security personnel are authorized to use lethal force to 
defend themselves in the meantime. 


As per Anomalous Sapient Entity protocol, SCP-3615-2 is to 
undergo weekly psychiatric evaluation. 


At SCP-3615-2's recommendation, no pregnant women are to enter 
the containment chamber. 


Description: SCP-3615 is a stone altar, measuring 9.15 m x 9.15 m 
x 4.57 m, that dates back to 586 BC. The artifact's style and 
construction imitates that of multiple Middle Eastern cultures from 
said period, with several modern modifications. These alterations 
include alchemical formulae, thaumaturgic sigils, graffiti of political 


may use the phone booth more than once, provided that at least 
twenty-four hours have passed since their last use. It is suggested 
that the booth not be used for personal reasons. 


Addendum: A collection of some of the more notable results has 
been collected, and is still being formed. 


Test Log 467-Various 


Subject: 
Nature of Call: 
Effects: 


Subject: Class D personnel; convicted of multiple violent crimes 
Nature of Call: Subject's mother, telling him she was disappointed 
with what he had done and admitting that she blamed herself for not 
raising them right. 

Effects: Subject seemed mildly disturbed for several hours, 
repeatedly asked to be allowed to contact family. Subject's request 
was turned down. 


Subject: Class D personnel; convicted of homicide 

Nature of Call: Subject received call from victim's family, saying 
that they never forgot, but they were slowly learning to forgive him. 
Effects: Mild discomfort for several hours. 


Subject: Class D personnel; [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Nature of Call: [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Effects: Violent outbursts intermittent with hysterical sobbing. 
Subject was terminated after an attack on nearby researchers. 


Subject: Class D personnel 

Nature of Call: Received a call from researcher present in the room 
at the moment, saying that he thought the subject's haircut looked 
ridiculous. 

Effects: Mild annoyance, followed by amusement. 


Subject: Class D personnel; convicted of several counts of rape 
Nature of Call: Victim of subject, telling him she had managed to 
heal and grow past the crime since then, having started a family and 
working with women's rights organizations. 


nature, and a thin layer of human feces. All attempts at removing 
this coat of excrement without damaging the object have failed. 


SCP-3615 has a constant buildup of static electricity, with no 
apparent source for this charge. 


SCP-3615 anomalously attracts and alters flies2. Affected flies 
undergo accelerated development, progressing through their 
lifecycle within hours. This causes them to breed and die at an 
exponential rate, leading to a build up of fly corpses on the object 
itself, as well as any nearby surfaces. 


If Procedure N1 is not be carried out, SCP-3615 will undergo a 
Type-H Event. In a Type-H Event, SCP-3615 will emit an aerosol of 
fecal matter, ignite, and materialize SCP-3615-1. Two to three days 
later, an acid rain shower will manifest over the site of the Type-H 
Event. 


SCP-3615-1 is the Level | Tartarean Entity that manifests in Type-H 
Events. SCP-3615-1 is an amorphous mass of flesh weighing 
approximately 500 kg. The entity has an assortment of dipteran, 
avian, feline, ranine, ovine, bovine, and humanoid features and 
appendages. The subject has a marked aggression to all forms of 
life, but otherwise shows no signs of sapience. Despite its mass and 
tartarean nature, the entity is vulnerable to small arms fire. 


SCP-3615-2 claims that its senses are connected to SCP-3615-1's 
senses, but that they are otherwise unconnected. 


SCP-3615-2 is the designation for the entity that is contacted 
through Procedure N1, or through the activation of a Type-H Event. 
It is theorized to be a Level | Pistiphage Entity that is currently 
situated in a dimensional space adjacent to baseline reality. 
SCP-3615-2's voice emanates from the center of SCP-3615 during 
Procedure N1 and Type-H Events. SCP-3615-2's voice has been 
described as "hoarse" and "multiple voices speaking in unison." 


SCP-3615-2 identifies by the mythological epithet "Baal", a name 
ascribed to various deities in the Middle East, spanning from 3500 
BC to 500 BC. Attempts to narrow down its identity have thus far 
proven inconclusive, and provoke emotional distress in the subject. 


SCP-3615 was discovered in a Foundation raid on [REDACTED], a 
suspected Serpent's Hand stronghold. Recovered materials from the 
raid indicate that the organization had created SCP-3615 in its 
present form. After the object underwent its first Type-H Event, 
Procedure N1 was devised from these materials. 


Addendum: The following interview was conducted with the aim of 
ascertaining the nature of SCP-3615-2. 


Open Interview Log 
Interviewed: SCP-3615-2 
Interviewer: Dr. Robertson 


Foreword: This is the second formal contact 
with SCP-3615-2 since the acquisition of 
SCP-3615, after a preliminary session to 
establish SCP-3615's current containment. 


Note: Contact was established through the use 
of an earlier version of of Procedure N1. 


<Begin Log> 


SCP-3615-2: Name. Who... Who is invoking 
my n-name. 


Dr. Robertson: Hello. | would like to ask some 
questions about your current predicament. To 
begin with, who are you? 


SCP-3615-2: | am the king of the re... We 
are... | am... the great Baal Bel... Ha... Ze... 
We are... the Lord of- 


[Dr. Robertson notice's SCP-3615-2's distress] 


Dr. Robertson: Let's move on. Can you 
describe your surroundings? 


[Audible breathing emanates from SCP-3615 


for several moments] 


SCP-3615-2: ... There is no light here, no 
darkness. All around us, the seas are dead, 
the fields are dead, and the skies are dead. 
The altar is visible. Only the altar. It is filthy. It 
calls for me. 


Dr. Robertson: Can you feel anything? 


SCP-3615-2: Heat. Cold. Stinging. Body is 
aching. Air is still. Very still. Stagnant. 


Dr. Robertson: Body? Can you describe your 
form? 


SCP-3615-2: No form. There is a heap of flesh 
atop the altar. Our corpse. A mockery, dirty 
mirror, robbed from us. I- we can feel flesh. 
Hideous form is drawing closer, closer. 
Strength is waning. Need sacrifices, adoration 
to replenish vigor. 


Dr. Robertson: What would happen if you 
were drawn in? 


SCP-3615-2: Flesh expelled. Attached to 
flesh, can see with eyes, breathe with mouths, 
taste with tongues. Pain. Unimaginable pain. 
To walk is to be in pain. To breathe is to be in 
pain. Even the ground and air is bitter. Flesh is 
hungry, thirsty. 


Dr. Robertson: Were you always like this? 
Can you describe your earliest memory? 


SCP-3615-2: No. Glory. There was glory once. 
| once strong. | was loved. Vilified. It did not 
matter. | had followers, lovers, children. 
Names. Faces. Slip by. My... our own. Baal. 
That is my name. Ba’al. Ba’al. Ba- 


Dr. Robertson: Do you know why this 
happened? 


SCP-3615-2: Flash of light... Felt weak. Did 
not matter. Wounds were tended for. Gods 
have those that tend for him. But him! 


Dr. Robertson: "Him"? 


SCP-3615-2: He was strong. Always was 
strong. Did not matter. War came and went. 
Death. Death came and went. The flash. We 
wavered. He did not. There was no mercy. 


[Audible breathing once again emanates from 
the anomaly] 


SCP-3615-2: | died. We all died. We did not 
come back. 


<End Log> 


Addendum: On 2016/ / , a Foundation raid on [REDACTED] 
resulted in the internment of several Serpent's Hand members. 
Among them was Pol-24152, David Mercer, who was confirmed to 
be involved in SCP-3615's creation. 


Open Interview Log 
Interviewed: Pol-24152 (David Mercer) 
Interviewer: Dr. Ellis 
<Begin Log> 


Dr. Ellis: Mr. Mercer, can you explain what 
SCP-3615 is? 


Pol-24152: Isn't it obvious? 


Dr. Ellis: Well, care to elaborate? 


Pol-24152: It's an altar. What are altars meant 
for? 


Dr. Ellis: Sacrifices? 


Pol-24152: Worship. Under the guidance of 
texts from the library, we built a monument to 
our god. 


Dr. Ellis: That doesn't explain the object's 
various anomalous effects, though. 


Pol-24152: A god's altar is the spot on Earth 
closest to the god. It is an immanent object. Of 
course our lord's power will manifest itself in 
various ways. 


Dr. Ellis: In that case, can you explain the 
manifestation of SCP-3615-1? 


Pol-24152: That is the physical body of our 
lord, his just wrath unleashed. 


Dr. Ellis: What about -1's physical 
appearance? It matches no historical 
depictions of "Baal", and in fact seems to 
borrow heavily from medieval texts on 
demonology. 


Pol-24152: Some gods are broken, right? Our 
lord is no different. After being cast from his 
rightful place atop the pantheon, he was torn 
into pieces. In time, even these pieces 
degenerated, warped by Christians who 
couldn't tell apart a demon from a deity. What 
you see is our attempt to put him back 
together after the damage was done. 


Dr. Ellis: You don't have any issue with this? 


Pol-24152: Our lord's form might not look 
pleasing, but we embrace all aspects of him. 


Dr. Ellis: Well, are you aware that these 
"pieces" are wholly separate mythological 
figures who just happen to share an epithet? 


[Pol-24152 sneers] 


Pol-24152: Names are powerful. As detailed in 
our scripture, the shared title betrays a 
continuity of being that isn't obvious to modern 
science. 


Dr. Ellis: Do you know that SCP-3615-1's 
present condition is causing it a great deal of 
distress? 


Pol-24152: ... The process has some kinks. 
Eventually, as he accustoms to his new body, 
his memories will return, and his true power 
with them. 


Dr. Ellis: Can you explain the... fecal 
aesthetic? 


Pol-24152: Gods are complex beings. Being 
torn asunder and reimagined has changed our 
lord. But that doesn't matter. We are 
reclaiming him and everything he stands for. If 
he has been denigrated as lord of refuse, then 
we're happy to embrace our role as flies. 


Dr. Ellis: Moving on. You mentioned a library 
earlier. The Wanderer's Library? 


Pol-24152: Yes. 


Dr. Ellis: The Wanderer's Library is filled not 
only with innumerable books on other faiths, 
but is also home to multiple godlike entities. 
What compelled you to worship this entity, 
rather than any other of the dozens you must 
have been aware of? Were you raised in this 


cult? 


Pol-24152: You don't get it, do you? | wasn't 
born into this faith. | came to it because its 
messages spoke to me. All my life, | was 
surrounded by idiots who preached on and on 
about mercy, but didn't know the first thing 
about it. All my life, I've told that | needed to 
change, that what | was, was a monster, a 
blight to some distant "God". My lord faced 
similar, and yet here he is. 


<End Log> 


Footnotes 

1. Refer toAppendix 3615-Afor further details. 

2. Defined as members of the Diptera order. 

3. Long-term trials with SCP-3615-1 have not corroborated 
Pol-24152's claims. 


SCP-3616: Writer's Block 


Item #: SCP-3616 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: A number of informants have 
been introduced into various literary communities and popular 
meeting places for such groups. Foundation operatives are also to 
take part in conventions and other events connected with literature 
and the science-fiction genre. These agents are to be briefed on all 
known appearances of SCP-3616 and are to report all suspected 
individuals who may be or have come into contact with SCP-3616. 
Web analysis bot Gamma-13 is currently assigned to the task of 
monitoring major literary and fan-fiction websites for the 
appearances of SCP-3616. All suspected instances of the anomaly 
are to be immediately removed from these websites. 


Any victims of SCP-3616 are to be separated from the anomaly. If 
SCP-3616 obtains the information needed for its anomalous effects 
to take place, the victims are to be moved into Foundation custody 
and monitored. When SCP-3616-1 event begins, these individuals 
are to be administered anesthetics in sufficient quantities. By the 
order of the Ethics Committee, if the effects of the anomaly become 
or are predicted to be too severe, the victims are to be humanely 
terminated. Following the Incident 3616-5 any contact with 
SCP-3616 is prohibited. 


Description: SCP-3616 is an anomalous individual or a group of 
individuals manifesting regularly in places with developed literary 
communities. It manifests as a person of various gender and 
appearance, or as an online persona. In every case they introduce 
themselves as an aspiring writer and participate in various literary 
communities and events. SCP-3616 is untraceable both as a 
physical person and an online entity. In case of its physical form it 
disappears immediately after the line of sight is broken and any 
tracking equipment planted on it is rendered inoperable. The online 


manifestations use non-existent IP addresses. 


Physical SCP-3616 instances are always characterized by a number 
of traits, notably mostly black clothing and unnaturally elastic fingers. 
The web instances are characterized by the account name 
composed of the letters e, /, m, r, sand y. SCP-3616's personality is 
not consistent between manifestations but some of its traits are 
universal for all sightings, including reluctance to reveal personal 
information and interest in books belonging to the horror genre, in 
particular "body horror".