When informed of its physical abnormalities, SCP-3127 
showed little concern and claimed that, as it is dead, the 
state of its body is of no concern to it. Furthermore, 
SCP-3127 does not appear to require food, water or 
sleep. 


Any individual who hears the screaming of SCP-3127's 
internal organs will instantly come to believe that they too 
are the corpse of Jessica Lambert, mirroring SCP-3127's 
behaviour in requesting burial. There are no known 
means of reversing SCP-3127's effects. 


Due to past incidents involving iterations of SCP-3127, 
SCP-3127 is expected to undergo a Moccus Event in the 
near future, in which it spawns a new instance of 
SCP-3127 before perishing itself. 


Addendum 3127-1: On 01/29/2017, all of SCP-3127's 
internal organs attempted a simultaneous escape from 
its body, emerging from its stomach and killing it in the 
process. Only one internal organ survived initial 
emergence, instead suffering sudden heart failure three 
minutes later. All other internal organs decomposed into 
their base materials shortly after expiration. 


The intact organ, over the course of the next three days, 
expanded in size and changed shape so as to become a 
creature resembling a hybrid between a domestic pig 
and deceased nineteen year old Jessica Lambert. At the 
end of this process, it spontaneously reanimated and 
began pacing around the containment chamber. Full 
update to file pending. 


UPDATE 02/02/2017 
Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127 is to be 
contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber and fed twice a 


day in accordance with Nutritional Chart 3127-1. 
SCP-3127 is to be gagged at all times. As an additional 
precaution, all staff working with SCP-3127 are to be 
equipped with noise-cancelling head-wear when 
interacting with it. SCP-3127's containment chamber is to 
be kept under guard by two security personnel at all 
times. 


At the first signs of illness from SCP-3127, supervising 
staff are to prepare for an imminent Moccus Event. 


Description: SCP-3127 is a humanoid entity resembling 
a hybrid between a domestic pig and deceased nineteen 
year old Jessica Lambert. SCP-3127 appears to be 
sapient, due to expressive hand-gestures it has made 
towards staff on several occasions, but is unable to 
speak due to the fact that it is constantly screaming. 


Any individual who hears the screaming of SCP-3127, 
even if it is muffled or otherwise obscured, will instantly 
be transformed into a corpse identical to that of nineteen 
year old Jessica Lambert. Analysis of these corpses has 
shown that, despite their human appearance, they are 
genetically identical to domestic pigs. 


According to non-verbal interviews conducted with 
SCP-3127, it believes itself to be Jessica Lambert, 
claiming to have been suffering a series of nightmares 
after the expiration of its original body. SCP-3127 
apparently has no control over its vocalizations, 
nevertheless frequently attempting to muffle or otherwise 
obscure them. 


SCP-3127 has expressed significant distress at the 
prospect of further Moccus Events, and has requested 
that personnel attempt to prevent them. Research into 
this is ongoing. 


Addendum 3127-1: On 02/13/2017, SCP-3127 
submitted the following written message to research 
staff: 


Please read this and really do what it says 
okay not just say you'll "consider it". This is 
your fault. You said just a few tests with some 
weird bullshit and nothing happened and now 
I'm some pig freak and you're just watching 
and writing it down in your clipboards and fuck 
you. Fuck you. 


I'm sorry. Please please PLEASE do 
something. | feel like Im [sic] not even me 
anymore and I'm not even sure if I'm wrong 
about that. Sometimes | forget I'm not a pig. 


Please help me 


Addendum 3127-1: As part of an effort to prevent 
further Moccus Events, SCP-3127 is to be transferred 
immediately to Research Installation 33 for extensive 
testing. 


CURRENT UPDATE 
Item #: SCP-3127 
Object Class: Keter 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3127 is 
currently contained in a sound-proof chamber in 
Containment Bunker 41, located several kilometers away 
from Site-18. All personnel working with SCP-3127 are to 
be equipped with noise-cancelling headgear at all times. 
Any messages originating from SCP-3127 are to be 
transcribed by observing personnel. 


Any organisms compromised by SCP-3127 are to be 
terminated and incinerated in order to prevent their 
numbers from growing uncontrollable. Researchers are 
to focus all efforts on preventing further Moccus Events. 


Description: SCP-3127 is the facility formerly known as 
Research Installation 33, which transformed into a 


domestic pig of the same size upon the arrival on 
02/21/2017 of the anomalous entity previously 
designated as SCP-3127, a nineteen year old woman 
named Jessica Lambert. Despite its abnormal size, 
genetic testing has shown no differences between 
SCP-3127 and a non-anomalous domestic pig. 
SCP-3127 has shown no need for food, water or sleep, 
and does not move unless prompted through physical 
stimuli. 


Ever since the moment of its initial appearance, 
SCP-3127 has been observed to intermittently scream in 
the voice of Jessica Lambert. Any living animal that 
hears SCP-3127's screaming will instantly be 
transformed into a creature resembling a hybrid between 
a domestic pig and Jessica Lambert. These creatures 
appear to have the same level of intelligence as a normal 
domestic pig and will behave accordingly. 


Analysis of SCP-3127's screaming patterns has shown 
that the gaps between its vocalizations are consistent 
and can be translated into Morse code (a method of 
communication the original SCP-3127 had limited 
knowledge of). Thus far, SCP-3127 has only delivered 
the following messages through this method: 


were [sic] am i 
make it stop 
oink 


Addendum 3127-1: Moccus Event ongoing. Further 
updates pending. 


SCP-3128: Let's Play Monopoly! 


Item #: SCP-3128 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3128 is to be kept ina 
secured locker on-site. Access is limited to Level-4 personnel; 
following Incident 3128-073, testing is prohibited. 


MTF lota-10 ("Damn Feds") is to work with law enforcement 
personnel to investigate the whereabouts of Pol-3128-1. If found, 
she is to be apprehended and taken into Foundation custody. 


Description: SCP-3128 is a near-complete Monopdlio! game-set 
originally produced in Portugal at some point in 1937. When played, 
it exerts an anomalous effect upon global real estate markets; 
events in reality will mirror events in the game. Following the 
subprime mortgage crisis of 2007, all further tests by researchers 
involving manipulation of real estate markets via game-play have 
been suspended. 


Following Incident 3128-073, all testing is suspended pending 
review. 


Addendum 3128.1: Incident Log 
> ACCESS SCP:/3128/incidents/073.log 
INCIDENT LOG 


DATE: 09/21/2009 

PARTICIPANTs: D-3128-1 (ALPHA), 
D-3128-2 (BETA), D-3128-3 (GAMMA) 
SUBJECT: SCP-3128 

NOTES: The following is an excerpt from the 


audio taken during a test. 


[BEGIN LOG.] 
ALPHA: It's your turn. 
GAMMA: Fuck. 
ALPHA: C'mon, roll. 


GAMMA: There's no way | can win. You've 
already got, like, six complete monopolies, 
man. 


BETA: Just roll. 


GAMMA: Fine, whatever. | always hated this 
stupid — 


[Dice rolling.] 

BETA: Take your 'Chance' card. 
GAMMA: Yeah. 

[Silence.] 

ALPHA: Well? 

[Silence.] 

ALPHA: What is it? 


GAMMA: Uh. One sec. Need to — uh, | need 
to try something. 


[Shuffling.] 
[Knocking.] 


BETA: What the hell are you — 


GAMMA: Hey, guys? I'm, uh. I'm using this. 
BETA: — the hell are you doing? 

[Door opening.] 

ALPHA: What the — 

GAMMA: Good luck, you two. 

BETA: How are you — where are you — 
[Door closing.] 


[END LOG] 


NOTE: D-3128-3 has been designated as 
Pol-3128-1. Documentation of SCP-3128 
updated to note several pieces are now 
missing; this includes its sole 'Get Out Of Jail 
Free’ card. 


Footnotes 
1. Otherwise known as ‘Monopoly’ in the US and UK. 


SCP-3129: Mr. November 


Item #: SCP-3129 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Conventional containment of 
SCP-3129 is not possible as it is not clear whether or not the 
phenomenon has a tangible source. However, suppression of 
SCP-3129 can be achieved through disruption of Stage 1 
phenomena. During state and local election cycles television 
broadcasts are to be monitored for occurrences of SCP-3129. 
Should a positive identification of SCP-3129 occur, MTF Tau-3 
("Cable Guys") are to be dispatched to the area. 


MTF Tau-3 has been outfitted with formerly civilian broadcasting 
engineers trained specifically in the disruption of SCP-3129 infected 
transmissions. MTF Tau-3 are to infiltrate, interrupt, or otherwise 
prevent further occurrence of SCP-3129 until such a time as Stage 1 
phenomena cease in the area. 


Stage 2 or higher occurrence of SCP-3129 may require the 
widespread application of amnestics via local water utility. 


Description: SCP-3129 is a cognitohazardous phenomenon with no 
known or apparent source. SCP-3129 phenomena manifest as 
television and radio commercials in areas holding local or state 
elections. These broadcasts can run for any length of time between 
a few weeks to several months. Television appearances of 
SCP-3129 have been limited to locally-owned and operated stations. 
No abnormalities are apparent from the broadcaster's side. 


SCP-3129 phenomena invariably focus upon a human male, aged 
somewhere between 40 and 50, hereafter designated SCP-3129-1. 
SCP-3129 transmissions can vary in presentation and length wildly 
but invariably remain on the topic of SCP-3129-1's apparent election 
bid. No instances of SCP-3129 have been found outside of the 


continental United States or presenting in any non-English 
languages. This is considered Stage 1 phenomena. 


Stage 2 begins after two to four weeks of exposure to Stage 1 
phenomena. Up to 8% of viewers will become fixated upon 
SCP-3129-1. Civilians more politically aligned with the ideas 
presented in SCP-3129 commercials are more susceptible to 
infection. SCP-3129 adverts have not shown an overall political bias. 
Class B amnestics are effective at treating Stage 2 infection. 


Stage 2 infections left untreated for over a month progress to Stage 
3 symptoms. Individuals under the influence of Stage 3 infection 
display fanatical devotion to SCP-3129. They argue with open 
hostility against opposing viewpoints and ideologies. Stage 3 
infected tend to seek out other infected in person and by way of 
online message boards and communities. 


It is not presently clear whether or not SCP-3129-1 actually exists. 
Foundation officials have been unable to make a positive visual 
identification of SCP-3129-1 nor have officials ever encountered it in 
public. 


Addendum 3129.1: Interview 3129-1-ASH 


A Stage 3 infection of SCP-3129 occurred in Asheville, North 
Carolina during its 2013 election. Of its 89,000 residents, at least 
7,000 were compromised. 


Foundation officials along with MTF Tau-3 were deployed to the 
area with directions to suppress the spread of SCP-3129. 
Widespread amnestic dosing via Asheville's three water treatment 
plants was successful in preventing SCP-3129 infection from 
continued growth. However, interaction with Stage 3 infected 
individuals prompted an official debrief for MTF Tau-3 agents 
Mayfield and Haas. 


Interviewed: MTF Tau-3 Agents Rory Mayfield and 
Kennen Haas 


Interviewer: Dr. April Oliviera, Project Lead 


detected until after the show was 
over. Suppressed footage of the 
show shows that SCP-396 is 
clearly visible when the camera is 
pointed at the audience. This 
footage has since been replaced 
with a doctored copy in 's 
archives, although recordings of 
the original broadcast have not 
been completely suppressed due 
to their widespread nature. 


"Sheikra" Roller Coaster, Orlanco SCP-396 manifested in an empty 


FL 


Vatican City 


seat during the ride's normal 
operation. Agents were able to 
recontain SCP-396 within 2 hours 
of displacement, as the ride was 
shut down following the operators 
noticing the unusual seating and 
alerting their management. Agent 
Alleyn was commended for also 
suppressing the souvenir photo 
taken on the ride. 

Pope Paul VI was displaced along 
with his throne, and appeared 
within Area-93 disoriented and 
confused. Light dosages of 
amnestics were able to convince 
His Holiness that the incident was 
a religious experience, and a deal 
was struck with Vatican City 
government officials to prevent 
widespread coverage of the 
incident. 


Addendum SCP-396-A: On 09/18/19 , during regular testing of 
SCP-1609, the anomaly unexpectedly began to show aggression 
towards D-939668. However, before any personnel could be injured 
or killed, SCP-1609 was displaced by SCP-396. Due to SCP-396's 
more remote location and secure containment chamber, there were 
no casualties and SCP-1609 was recontained without additional 


Foreword: The following debrief has been included for 
insight into extreme behavior of SCP-3129 Stage 3 
infection. 


[Begin Log] 


Dr. Oliviera: Please repeat once more what you 
encountered in Asheville. 


Haas: Okay, so, the operation was a success. Asheville 
was nice and ignorant again. Mayfield and | were doing a 
routine Normalcy Check. 


Mayfield: Tau-3 had split into five groups of two. Each 
team was to canvass the downtown metropolitan area. 
Just to be sure. 


Haas: So we're walking around for a while and suddenly 
Mayfield stops. Dead in his tracks. Grabs my shoulder 
and tells me to look. He's pointing inside some sort of 
convention center. | go over and look. And there's thirty 
or forty civilians inside. 


Dr. Oliviera: This struck you as odd? 
Haas: At three AM in the morning, yeah it did. 
Dr. Oliviera: Continue. 


Haas: So Mayfield and | go in. Door wasn't locked or 
anything. Again, three AM. So we go in and like | said 
there were roundabout thirty to forty people in there. And 
they're all deathly silent. I've never witnessed such an 
uncomfortably quiet group of people in my life. 


Mayfield: | almost called it in then and there. | thought 
we had something in the wild here. 


Haas: And they're all facing the same direction. Toward 
a stage at the far end of the building. Lit like there was 
someone up there. With spot lights and what not. But 
there wasn't anyone up there. It was completely empty. 


Mayfield: It looked like they were all hypnotized or 
something. Maybe by the pulpit. 


Haas: But then everyone explodes! From quiet as the 
dead to the loudest damn thing in the universe. They're 
waving their hands, jumping up and down, losing their 
shit all over the place. And they're screaming at the 
empty stage. 


Dr. Oliviera: Go on. 
Mayfield: Then they go quiet again. 


Haas: Yeah. Every single one of them. Quiet as humanly 
possible. For forty-five seconds, maybe a minute. And 
then they all go ape shit again. This goes on for over an 
hour. Back and forth. They'd get real quiet, watching the 
stage like it was the most important thing in the world, 
then they'd erupt like Oprah had just walked in. Mayfield 
and | never got so much as a glimpse of what the hell 
they were looking at or hearing. 


Mayfield: We checked after the thing dispersed. 
Everyone filed out of the room like zombies but Haas 
and | hung back. We went up to the stage, looked 
around. Checked around and behind it. Nothing. Just a 
brick wall. If they were using smoke and mirrors | have 
no earthly idea of where they kept them. 


Dr. Oliviera: Did you attempt to interact with any of the 
individuals in the crowd? 


Haas: No. We had reason to believe they might be 
hostile due to SCP-3129. 


Dr. Oliviera: And you both are absolutely sure you saw 
nothing on the stage?