First broadcast with SCP-2352-1 
in Foundation custody. Subject 
reanimated whilst undergoing 
examination from Researcher 
Stevens, proclaiming its 
skepticism on the effects of 
vaccination. Stevens attempts to 
initiate an impromptu interview 
with SCP-2352-1, but to no avail. 
In both the broadcast and 
subsequent surveillance footage, 
SCP-2352-2 can be seen turning 
towards Stevens, recording them 
in the process. SCP-2352's object 
class was updated to Euclid, with 
containment procedures following 
suit; Researcher Stevens 
reassigned. Length of 5:00. 
SCP-2352-1 begins a diatribe on 
its thoughts on euthanasia. 
However, at the 4:03 mark, it 
falters, turning its head towards 
SCP-2352-2, before letting out an 


100 


122 


129 


aggravated sigh and putting its 
hands over its face. Broadcast 
abruptly ends shortly thereafter. 
Length of 4:30. 

In a pre-recorded video, 
SCP-2352-1 is alive and free of 
the burns on its skin, 
congratulating itself and its 
fanbase on its 100th upload. 
Behind subject is a crudely-made 
green screen, which falls off- 
frame at the 2:57 mark. Length of 
4:73. 

SCP-2352-1 glares silently at 
SCP-2352-2 for one minute. 
Afterwards, subject begins 
shaking its head, letting out a 
series of "no"s. Due to natural 
degradation of its vocal cords via 
decomposition, these 
vocalizations come out hoarse. 
SCP-2352-1 states that it "is tired 
of this [EXPLETIVE]" and 
demands that 2352-2 "let [it] rest", 
before the broadcast ends. 
Length of 7:30. 

See Neutralization Report 
SCP-2352-Broadcast-129 


+Neutralization Report SCP-2352-Broadcast-129 


On 07/18/15, SCP-2352-Broadcast-129 was uploaded 
onto SimonM34 as an unlisted video. Titled as "__", the 
broadcast depicts SCP-2352-2 sitting atop of 
SCP-2352-1's slab and its attention focused directly at 
the camera, whilst subject gently spasms. SCP-2352-2 
begins to speak after eight seconds of silence, its 
vocalizations matching no currently known language. 


Labored breathing and coughs are heard from 


SCP-2352-1, with SCP-2352-2 placing its hand against 
their arm and periodically running it against the skin. At 
the 6:23 mark, SCP-2352-2 turns its gaze towards 
SCP-2352-1, lifting its hand up and placing it against 
subject's forehead. 


After a brief pause, SCP-2352-2 utters "Goodbye, 
Simon" in neutral-dialect English, with a blend of 
masculine and feminine vocals. SCP-2352-1 mouths the 
words "thank you" before its body becomes limp. 
SCP-2352-2 remains in place for a minute and thirty 
seconds before retracting its hand from SCP-2352-1, 
removing itself from the slab, and walking left out of 
frame; the broadcast ends five seconds afterwards. 


Shortly after the reception of the broadcast, the channel 
SimonM34 was manually deleted. SCP-2352 and 
SCP-2352-1 were deemed neutralized, whilst locating 
the whereabouts of SCP-2352-2 and its kind was 
branded as a Heart (Low Risk, Non-Malevolent) priority. 


Footnotes 

1. Digital/Internet Assessment, Masquerade Obfuscation, and 
Network Development. A Foundation project formed in response to 
growing reports of anomalous internet activity. For more information, 
refer to Nyka, Jacques.Project DIAMOND: Securing, Containing, 
and Protecting in the Digital Age. 

2. See Neutralization Report SCP-2352-Broadcast-129 

3. Only SCP-2352-1's upper half is affected by this method; subject 
appears to have little to no mobility below its waist during this state. 
4. Believed to be consistent with standard YouTube rendering times 


« SCP-2351 | SCP-2352 | SCP-2353 » 


SCP-2353: The Mannequin That Will No Longer Put 
Up With This Shit, Honestly 


Item #: SCP-2353 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2353 has been contained 
in a standard humanoid containment chamber and does not require 
any nutrition plan. All personnel in SCP-2353's presence are 
forbidden from wearing inappropriate garments, footwear and 
accessories. The list of inappropriate clothing is fully detailed in 
Document-2353 but includes the following: 


* Foam clogs commonly known as Crocs 

¢ White clothing, including laboratory coats, between the first 
Monday of September and the first day of Spring 

¢ Any kind of flip-flop or sandal when worn with socks 

¢ Denim shorts commonly known as jorts 


Additionally, SCP-2353 is allowed access to a sewing machine and 
a rolling allowance of 35 US dollars a month to purchase 
magazines, fabric and other equipment. Access to the sewing 
machine and allowance may be revoked as a disciplinary measure. 


Description: SCP-2353 is a sapient, animate mannequin of 1.6 
meters in height and 2 kilograms in weight. It is composed of 
fiberglass with blue eyes, red lips, and light flesh tone painted on. It 
is capable of communicating in English, Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic, 
French and Russian in a woman's voice. AS SCP-2353 is completely 
hollow, it is unknown how it is able to speak. 


SCP-2353 reacts in a hostile and uncooperative manner when 
presented with humans wearing inappropriate clothing detailed in 
Document-2353. When presented with such clothing or accessories, 
SCP-2353 will often turn its back to the human and request for 
phone privileges in order to contact the United Nations. 


was withdrawn. 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Partially Powered 

Item description: The machine hesitated for for roughly 5 seconds, 
then dropped a grenade. The grenade detonated approximately 2 
seconds after hitting the ground, while those present scattered. 
However, instead of an explosion, confetti accompanied by a noise 
maker sound was what resulted. All in the room at the time of the 
"explosion" reported a strong taste of peppermint shortly after. 
Note: "I'm not gonna lie; | [EXPLETIVE] myself. I'm not coming in 
this room anymore if we're playing coin tricks with this thing!" - Dr. 
Yatis 


Money entered: 1000 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Partially Powered 

Item description: A 12 0z aluminum soda can, red in color. No 
labels present. D-4242 opened it , and proceeded to drink some of 
it. Reported: "Bleeeeh...it tastes like...dead caterpillars!" 


Money entered: 200 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Partially Powered 

Item description: 200 chocolate coins. Oddly had a slightly 
squarish shape to them. Nothing reported abnormal about them. 


Note At this point testing was concluded for the day. Power station 
was back up and running at 23:22 the same night. 


Money entered: 5000 Yen 

SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 

Item Description: A purple bag, with green label in English: "Sleep 
is the Best Medicine! You've heard of it before, now try it for 
yourself!" Bag contained 30 white pills. Single pill consumed by 
D-3512. Subject immediately collapsed, apparently comatose for 48 
hours. After awakening, reported: "I've seriously never felt better in 
my whole life. Like, my headache's gone and everything!" 


Note D-3512 has had a history of persistent migraines. 


Money entered: 445 Yen 
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered 


SCP-2353 was found in a chain clothing department store attached 
to a mall. Video recordings of SCP-2353 contain evidence of 
SCP-2353 talking to itself while attempting to conceal or destroy 
articles of clothing it disapproved of. The Foundation was alerted on 
10/10/15 when SCP-2353 stepped out of its display window and ran 
into the mall. The following is a video transcript of the event and 
initial interview after successful containment. 


Transcript 2353-01 - Enter Credentials 
[BEGIN LOG] 


<10:23> SCP-2353 is seen in a display 
window through a surveillance camera. Its 
head moves to the right without visible 
manipulation. 


<10:24> SCP-2353 can be heard speaking. An 
unknown male entity can be heard talking to it; 
possibly one of the other mannequins. 
Investigation is ongoing. SCP-2353: "Oh no, 
this is the last straw. I've been working at this 
Macy's for the past five years and this is the 
last fucking straw!" 


<10:24> Unknown male voice: "Dammit Stacy 
calm down, they just gotta learn on their own. 
How many times | gotta tell ya, it ain't worth 
our jobs... Stacy? Stacy plea-" 


<10:24> SCP-2353: "Don't you 'Stacy please’ 
me! I'm not tolerating this anymore! The guy's 
wearing at least two sizes too small! That 
muffin top's more like a mushroom cloud!" 
SCP-2353 steps out of the display case and 
begins running towards a woman, 
accompanied by a man carrying bags of 
clothing. 


<10:25> SCP-2353 tackles the man and 
begins to try and remove his pants. SCP-2353: 


"With all due respect what is wrong with you?! 
Wear some proper sizes! No one wants to see 
squished sausage!" 


<10:25> Man: "What the fuck-"Man begins to 
struggle with SCP-2353. 


<10:26> SCP-2353 successfully removes the 
man's pants. SCP-2353: "Shut up! There's a 
perfectly good jeans sale going on at the Levi's 
like three stores down to your right! Buy one 
get one seventy-five percent off! Get those 
poor people to give you a proper resizing for 
once in your life. Your balls will thank you for 
Ge? 


<10:28> Woman: "Is this some sick fucking 
PR stunt? | didn't consent to this!" The woman 
physically assaults SCP-2353 with her purse. 


<10:30> SCP-2353 picks up one of the bags 
of clothing and physically assaults the woman 
with it. SCP-2353: "What the fuck is wrong 
with you, miss?! 1 saw you in the Crocs store 
last week! There wasn't even a sale going on! 
You have like, no excuse! Even that kind, poor 
fella cashiering the damn place was giving you 
a side-eye!" 


<10:35> SCP-2353 and the woman continue 
to argue. Plainclothed guards arrive to 
separate the two. The Foundation is alerted. 


<10:36> A guard has difficulty handcuffing 
SCP-2353 due to its lack of adequate range of 
arm movement. 


<10:40> SCP-2353 successfully escapes the 
grasp of the guard and flees downstairs. The 
guards pursue. 


<10:45> SCP-2353 stops to assault a 
woman's feet. SCP-2353: "Are you blind? 
What the hell kind of frumpy sandals are 
these? Zebra print?! There's a shoe store 
literally behind you!" 


<10:46> Woman: “Actually | am lega-" 


<10:46> SCP-2353: "Oh my god! I'm so sorry. 
Miss, I've got an employee card and plenty of 
money | never use. Come on, let's get you on 
a shopping spree during the one day sale. Just 
because you can't see doesn't mean you can't 
look fierc-" 


<10:47> A plainclothed guard forcefully 
maneuvers SCP-2353 to the floor. SCP-2353 
is taken to a holding cell for further 
containment by the Foundation. 


[END LOG] 
Interview Log 2353-01 - Enter Credentials 


Date: October 10, 2015 

Interviewee: SCP-2353 

Interviewer: Dr. Khumalo 

Notes: This interview was conducted 2 hours 
after the Foundation's acquisition of 
SCP-2353. 

[BEGIN LOG] 


Dr. Khumalo: Hello SCP-2353. I'd like to ask 
you a few questions, if you don't mind? 


SCP-2353: Oh my god! Ew! Ew! [SCP-2353 
turns away from Dr. Khumalo] 


Dr. Khumalo: |'m sorry, is something the 
matter? Can | do something for you? 


SCP-2353: Yeah sure. | need a call to the UN 


to report a violation of the Geneva 
Conventions! White after Labor Day! My god, 
not even secret organizations are safe... 


[SCP-2353 refuses to communicate for the 
remainder of the interview.] 


[END LOG] 


« SCP-2352 | SCP-2353 | SCP-2354 » 


SCP-2354: Reasonable Accommodations 


Item #: SCP-2354 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-2354 are 
to be located and rendered inaccessible. This effort is to be headed 
by Mobile Task Force Pi-7 ("Button Pushers"), with assistance from 
other task forces involved with building-based anomalies if deemed 
necessary. 


In order to detect and render SCP-2354 instances inaccessible, 
Procedure 2354-05 is to be administered to elevators in buildings 
believed to be affected by the anomaly. This procedure involves: 


¢ Visual examination of the floor selection buttons. The buttons 
used to access SCP-2354 usually do not correspond to an 
actual floor on the building. These buttons can be removed 
with little repercussion. 

Sequential operation of all floor selection buttons. SCP-2354 
instances can uncommonly be accessed with floor selection 
buttons that correspond to actual floors. In this case, the floor 
selection buttons require rewiring to render SCP-2354 
inaccessible. 

Operation of elevator by individuals affected by achromachia!. 
Very rarely, usage of floor selection buttons that function 
normally can instead lead to the building's SCP-2354 instance 
if the user is affected by achromachia. Study of this 
phenomenon is currently in progress. 


All Foundation facilities should remain non-compliant with the 
Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 to prevent SCP-2354 
instances from manifesting within them. 


Foundation legal researchers are currently looking into the feasibility 
of repealing the ADA to neutralize SCP-2354. This should not be 


attempted until SCP-2354's relationship with the bill is fully 
understood. 


Description: SCP-2354 is the collective designation for 
extradimensional floors that manifest in multi-story buildings in the 
United States. Instances of SCP-2354 affect buildings owned by 
businesses in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act of 
19902 (42 U.S. Code § 12101). These include businesses with 
public accommodations and businesses that employ disabled 
people. Upon meeting all the criteria necessary for ADA compliance, 
an SCP-2354 instance manifests in a building. 


SCP-2354 resembles other floors in affected buildings in terms of 
appearance and purpose, but contains a distinct dissimilarity. Every 
button inside SCP-2354 is recessed 300 meters. These recesses 
are not spatially anomalous, and form long, hollow protrusions from 
the objects they appear on. The recessed buttons also retain 
functionality, albeit with a noticeable delay. The layout of the floor 
incorporates features that account for obstructions made by these 
protrusions, such as underpasses and crossover bridges. Notable 
artifacts found within SCP-2354 are listed in Addendum 02. 


Instances of SCP-2354 do not appear to physically exist in affected 
buildings and are only accessible via elevator. Floor selection 
buttons manifest in the elevators of buildings affected by SCP-2354. 
These buttons, upon being pressed, will transport all of the 
elevator's occupants to the affected building's SCP-2354 instance. 
The mechanism by which elevators travel to SCP-2354 is currently 
unknown, as the elevator remains stationary between floors while 
the SCP-2354 instance is occupied. 


SCP-2354 instances display signs of prior usage. Forms, records, 
and internal memoranda can be found in most instances of 
SCP-2354. These documents generally pertain to mundane 
vocational matters consistent with the business's operations. 
However, abnormalities can be found in documents describing the 
floor's employees, in that they do not describe human beings with 
normal anatomies. A compilation of these descriptions can be found 
in Document 2354-03. 


Addendum 01: It is believed that SCP-2354 instances began 


manifesting as a result of EE-0742, an extranormal event that 
occurred in the U.S. Capitol's Senate Chamber on May 9, 1988. 
During this event, Senator (D- ) delivered a speech 
proposing a bill that would protect disabled individuals from 
discrimination. Interspersed throughout the speech were references 
to the senator's brother, who suffered from "extreme achromachia." 
The senator repeatedly emphasized the need to protect 
"phalangeally challenged individuals" like his brother and dedicated 
three hours of speech to detailing how the bill would accommodate 
them.