00:17:30: charred stumps that are no longer 
even bodies, that once held close and called 
lovers. Surface deformities all that remain to 
suggest an arm thrown up in defence, twisted 
limbs in flight. Two hundred milligrams, 
Naphthol Red. Alpha and Omega consumed 
by white light of Hell with the atomized body 
and blood. The faceless moon shines down on 
the eyes of the blind. There will come a 
number to end all numbers. Zero milligrams, 
black. Behind will be nothing but barren sky. 


+ Entry added to log on / /20 |: 
Subject ID: 
Visual events: Undetermined (see note) 


(Note: On full awakening, audio was 
recognised by the subject as an excerpt from 
page 63 of SCP-2081, headed 'Warnings'. 
Subject reported being unsure as to whether 
he had experienced visual hallucinations, 
stating only that he had seen ‘shapes that 
looked like people in the dark'.) 


Auditory events (including approximate 
timings): 

00:00:00: If at any time during a lucid dream 
you find yourself in a state of apparent 
paralysis, it is critical that you abide by the 
following instructions: 


00:00:10: Do not close your eyes, and try to 
blink as little as possible. Make no attempt to 
speak or to make any other sound. 


00:00:20: If someone is sleeping beside you, 
do not under any circumstances try to wake 
them, even if their identity is known to you. 


00:00:30: Do not look directly at uncovered 
glass, such as mirrors or windows, or into any 
electronic light sources. 


00:00:40: If possible avoid looking at all 
timekeeping devices, in particular digital clock 
faces. 


00:00:45: (Silence) 


00:00:55: If you hear sounds that appear to 
originate within the room, do not acknowledge 
them in any way. This includes whispering, 
movement, or sounds produced by electronic 
devices. 


00:01:10: If you sense the presence of an 
unknown entity within the room, do not attempt 
to locate it. Remain as still and quiet as 
possible, breathing slowly. If you see any 
humanoid figure in your vicinity, do not look 
directly at it: look away if possible, and under 
no circumstances allow it to make eye 
contact. 


00:01:30: If any visible humanoid entity moves 
towards or touches you, ensure that you do 
not look directly at its face. Remain calm and 
do not acknowledge its presence. 


00:01:40: (Silence) 


00:02:00: (Message repeats) 


« SCP-2080 | SCP-2081 | SCP-2082 » 


SCP-2082: Elephas cryophilus 


Item #: SCP-2082 
Object Class: Neutralized 


Special Containment Procedures: All known samples of 
SCP-2082's DNA are to be stored in standard biological 
containment units, located in Site-190. Non-anomalous counterfeits 
are to be distributed to major scientific organizations which believe 
they possess portions of SCP-2082. All attempts to create this 
technology outside of the Foundation is to be hampered by 
embedded agents within the scientific community. The equipment 
required to create an instance of SCP-2082 is to be kept ina 
disassembled state, and stored within Site-77. 


Description: SCP-2082 is an extinct subspecies of the animal 
known as the woolly mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius). When 
living, it had shoulder heights between 2.7 and 3.4 m and weighed 
up to 6 tonnes. It has been extinct for approximately 4,000 years, 
with most of the population having died off 10,000 years ago. 


Observation of the SCP-2082 instance has been limited. No 
accurate gauge of SCP-2082's appearance has been made to date, 
due to the destructive effect of SCP-2082 on the world around it. 
When an instance of SCP-2082 is created, there is an immediate 
alteration to the local temperature of every space within 250 meters 
of its body. Surface temperatures will instantly drop to -10 °C, 
usually resulting in the death of any subjects within range. As 
SCP-2082 instances move, the effect moves with them, while also 
continuing to affect the areas they previously inhabited. 


Once SCP-2082's effect has covered an area greater than 20 
square meters, the area around it will exude large amounts of ice 
and sleet from all solid surfaces, in a manner similar to SCP-6449. In 
addition, SCP-2082's area of effect will increase to a radius of 1km 4 
minutes after this threshold is reached. The sleet and ice will be 


continuously produced by SCP-2082 until the affected area 
resembles blizzard conditions. SCP-2082 is immune to the direct 
results of its own effect. 


Development of the technology which resulted in the creation of 
SCP-2082 began in 1962, when the Foundation developed cloning 
technology to recreate specimens of SCP-2082, by use of the tissue 
and other frozen preserved remains which had been purchased from 
museums and acquired from SCP-646, SCP-2683, and SCP-2706. 
The project was led and directed by Dr. Ascher, and a small team of 
researchers at Research Area 908. Between October, 1962 and 
June, 1983, they attempted to create a replica of SCP-2082 using 
technological means. The technology used to create SCP-2082 was 
not anomalous, and the purpose of the research project was 
intended to shed light on the process of cloning. 


Currently, all research into cloning additional species of animal has 
been discontinued, due to the massive destruction caused by 
Incident 2082-Prime. 


Addendum: File 2082-01: Documents recovered from external 
Site-62-B, regarding Incident 2082-Prime. Documents were an 
automatic backup, as all original data was destroyed. 


Final testing entry: July 4th, 1983. Authored by 
Researcher Stevens, Junior Researcher Boyd, and 
remotely supervised by Agent Fredericks. 

Initial testing of the cloning device has resulted in total 
disaster. Testing facility has been reduced to frozen 
ashes, with all primary research personnel presumed to 
be dead. Site lockdown has been initiated, and it has 
been assumed by the remaining research team that the 
on-site nuclear device will be activated if any more 
damage occurs. It is reasonable to assume this will be 
the case. 

The entity which emerged from the testing chamber 
appears to be the cloned specimen, a juvenile 
(Mammuthus primigenius). Immediately upon opening 
the chamber doors, the temperatures dropped to -10 °C, 
and rapidly plummeted from there. All research 
personnel in the labs, dormitories, and interior chambers 


were presumed dead after temperatures reached 

-190 °C within the entire facility. 

If this note is recovered by Foundation personnel, please 
note that the entity did not appear to have any significant 
physical traits, other than being immune to their own 
effect. AIDATA INTERRUPTED] 


Following recovery operations, and cleanup of Research Area 908, 
the carcass of SCP-2082 was found about a kilometer away from 
the site. An autopsy indicated that it had died of an aortic aneurysm, 
due to imperfections of the cloning process. 


« SCP-2081 | SCP-2082 | SCP-2083 » 


SCP-2083: Hoboken Bunion Emergency 


Item #: SCP-2083 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: The warehouse containing 
SCP-2083 has been designated as a secure zone, witha 
Foundation research station permanently stationed outside of it. All 
access to SCP-2083 is restricted, and any personnel surviving 
exposure to SCP-2083 will be severely reprimanded. Once per 
month, a used sneaker is to be thrown into SCP-2083, and the 
results recorded by on-site personnel. 


Description: SCP-2083 is a small warehouse located in Hoboken, 
New Jersey, USA. It appears to have originally been used to store 
furniture, and the reason for the anomaly inhabiting it is currently 
unknown. 


Approximately 2,000 human legs emerge from various points on the 
walls of SCP-2083. They vary in their apparent age and 
appearance, but all are biologically male legs, barefoot, with 
significant amounts of hair. ~2% of legs within SCP-2083 appear to 
have ingrown toenails, but other than this there are no significant 
health details apparent on any SCP-2083 leg. 


The legs within SCP-2083 are normally docile, unless a human 
subject wearing footwear comes into it. If this occurs, any legs near 
the subject will immediately attempt to draw them into SCP-2083, 
followed by every leg within range vigorously kicking the subject. It is 
possible to escape attacks by SCP-2083, as legs do not display any 
abnormal strength and have difficulty grasping subjects with their 
toes. If the subject expires, the legs will manipulate their footwear 
until it is being worn by one foot. 


Following this, the feet will appear to retreat into the walls of 
SCP-2083, although no corresponding leg will appear on the 


opposite side. The foot will orient sideways, and remain suspended 
there until the shoe is removed, at which point the leg will return to 
its former state. Other than this, SCP-2083 legs will display 
behaviors such as practicing kicks, kicking one another, and 
carefully rubbing their foot against the wall, in an apparent attempt to 
groom themselves. 


In addition, several times per week, local franchise locations for local 
shoe businesses will receive job applications for "models" with an 
address listed as SCP-2083. Included in the application will be 
photographs of an SCP-2083 instance, with shoes on. If no instance 
of SCP-2083 is wearing shoes, the manager of the location will 
receive frequent text messages, including: 


SO SORRY SWEET SOLES SIXTEEN TIMES WE 
HAVE FAILED YOU PLEASE CALL BACK 


MISS U 


WE CAN BE BETTER WE ARE BEST MODELS 
PLEASE RETURN APPLICATION VERY HUNGRY 
FEED FAMILY LIVE BETTER 


JUST DO IT 


Addendum: On 9/18/20 , an SMS text message was sent to Site 
Director DeLeon from a number known to be connected to 
SCP-2083. It contained a blurry picture of a warehouse similar to 
SCP-2083, only containing pairs of spherical, fleshy protrusions 
instead of legs. 


Message transcript: 
THESE MAY BE YOURS / OR MAYBE WE KICK THEM 
« SCP-2082 | SCP-2083 | SCP-2084 » 


SCP-2084: Anabasis 


Item #: SCP-2084 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2084 is to be entirely 
covered by a rubber tent and marked as containing hazardous 
biological material within. All personnel entering SCP-2084 must 
undergo decontamination procedures before exiting. Entry is off- 
limits to all personnel without level 3 approval and equipped with a 
Level C hazmat suit. 


Description: SCP-2084 is a middle school locatedin  ,FLinthe 
neighborhood of . The interior contains a pathogen capable of 
inducing auditory and visual hallucinations lasting between 1 - 60 
seconds. Testing has shown the pathogen has been neutralized by 
an unknown antibody present within the school, indicating that the 
hallucinations are contingent upon SCP-2084 itself. Content of these 
hallucinations have been consistent between individuals, and logs of 
hallucinogenic incidents are filed below. 


Prior to / /199 , the school building had been occupied, before 
sustaining significant damage in Hurricane . The school had 
been condemned and remained abandoned until / /200 . 
Demolition was slated for that date when SCP-2084 appeared on 
site the night before, leaving no trace of the pre-existing structure 
behind. 


SCP-2084 appeared recently abandoned, with electrical services 
still functioning upon reconnection. The layout is described as 
similar to that of Middle School, which had previously 
occupied the lot years before its demolition and subsequent 
replacement with another school building. Apart from an 
anachronistic style of architecture’, the building itself is 
unremarkable. 


Dr. Andrews: And what is it that you do for 
him? 


D-65203: I'm on a super-secret mission right 
now! I'm not sure I'm even supposed to tell 
you. | better check with him first. Is there a 
hyper-phone in the next room? 


Dr. Andrews: Where do you believe you are 
at this moment, Billy? 


D-65203 looks around the interview room, 
including out a window overlooking the Site 73 
parking lot. 


D-65203: Gee, sir, I'm no architect. But 
judging from the view out the window, this has 
to be Space Station Delta! 


D-65203 points at a 1989 Buick Le Sabre, 
owned by Dr. Graham. 


D-65203: Say, is that Admiral Jove's flagship 
docked out there? Please say you'll let me get 
his autograph! 


Dr. Andrews: We'll see. 


<End Log, 12:41 PM> 


Interview Log 232-2 


Test Subject: D-11503 (Caucasian male, 47 years old) 
Franchise Exposure: Six episodes of The Jack Proton 
Hour radio program, encompassing the two-part stories 
Marooned on Mars, The Prince of Neptune, and A 
Pioneer's Homecoming. 


<Begin Log, / /20 , 3:42 PM> 


Dr. Andrews: Good afternoon. 


Files relating to SCP-2084: 


Note: For the purpose of cross-referencing, none of the 
agents listened to or read transcripts of one another's 
logs until all four logs were on file. Audio logs from 
agents on-site were inconsistent with one another and 
the possibility of mind-altering effects was 
acknowledged, but the agents disagreed on what 
elements of their report reflected these effects. 


Agent Cortez's Report 


Date: 3/23/06 Time: 11:37 

Stepped in and the first thing that hit me was 
the smell. Smells like a morgue. Everything 
mostly intact and clean. Certainly looks like 
[REDACTED] Middle, but missing some 
things, like elevators and fire alarms. Front 
desk has an old computer on it, has "Slow, 
love" typed on screen. Wait, strike that. 
Computer disappeared. Room's changed; 
there's books and papers strewn about on the 
floors. Calling in a potential cognitohazard. 


Date 3/23/06 Time: 14:02 

Tested positive for a hallucinogen. Doctor said 
it wears off on its own, but could be neutralized 
on the spot. Decontaminated and | check out 
fine, ready to head back in. Not really like acid 
at all. 


Front desk how | left it, no computer, papers 
strewn about. Checking in on classrooms. 


Room 108. Looks—nope. Changed. Soon as 
you blink, things change. Keep that in mind for 
future exploration. Probably should have a 
video camera to see if it's just me or an actual 
illusion. Was about to say, it looks new and 
unused, then it changed; papers everywhere, 
desks overturned, lots of mold on the ceiling. 


Welcome to [REDACTED], Florida. 


Room 110. There's kids in here. One of them 
saw me and he's coming out. Hey, what're you 
doing? [No other sound is heard] I'm a hall 
monitor... Go on, back to your test. He's gone. 
Classroom's gone now. Kid said they were 
about to start a test. Room looked normal 
when | peeked in, but now it's got medical 
equipment everywhere. Maybe testing for 
head lice. 


Rooms are clear. Heading upstairs. One of the 
doors had a sign on it, but someone tore it in 
half. Looks like someone dropped a big bottle 
of something here, there's glass and dried 
liquid, sticky-looking. Smells rotten. Checking 
out the rooms now. 


Rooms are all clear up here. Stairwell... 
Stairwell | came up on was collapsed. No idea 
how | got up here. Stairwell on other end of the 
hall is intact, though. Most likely from there. 


Computer on front desk again. Still says "Slow, 
love" on it. Not touching it, but was tempted to 
put in "Sure thing, babe". 

Signing out. 


Agent Piper's Report 


Date: 3/24/06 Time: 08:01 

Nothing unusual, looks like an old school. I'm 
kind of on edge, just waiting for some kind of 
boogin' to burst out and yell "Surprise, 
asshole!" Never had hallucinations before. 
Checking out one of the books... looks like a 
math book. Problems are all done, writing's in 
English. 


Heading down the halls now. Looking in room 


129. The ceiling collapsed in it. A bunch of 
desks and chairs came tumbling down. 
Doesn't look like the room was occupied, so 
there's that.