1) Dr. Golovkin's hypothesis has been tentatively 
confirmed, as tests have concluded that there is 
evidence of anomalous reality manipulation or 
extradimensional transfer of energy/matter using this 
object at some point. 


2) Historical research of the object has revealed that it 
belonged to a minor Aztec tribe, whose numbers imply 
that they could never have used the object efficiently 
enough for major sacrifices. 

3) We have no idea whether or not the Insurgency was 
able to successfully complete the transfer mentioned in 
their internal memo. If they did, we have no idea with 
whom the transfer was completed, and what they gained 
in return for their offering. 


On the basis of conclusion 3, this leaves us with two 
possibilities. 


1) If the Insurgency was not able to finish their transfer, 
we're left with an object of enormous potential value to 
the Insurgency (and whoever they contacted), which 
makes this an enormous risk for containment breach by 
external actors, to say nothing of the fact that this is still 
a thin glass sphere that potentially contains enough 
energy to obliterate an entire base. 

2) The possibility that worries me more is that the 
Insurgency was able to complete the transfer. That 
would leave us dealing with an extradimensional deity 
who now has been given a significant amount of power 
by the Insurgency. Even worse, the thought of whatever 
could possibly have been given in return to the 
Insurgency does not exactly paint a bright picture. 


Requesting an immediate upgrade to Euclid status, 
along with the cessation of all testing. 


Following unanimous vote of the 05 Council, SCP-2925 was 
upgraded to Euclid status. Object moved to dedicated facility under 
current containment procedures. 


« SCP-2924 | SCP-2925 | SCP-2926 » 


SCP-2926: Image Corrector 


Item #: SCP-2926 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2926 is kept at Electronic 
Storage Facility 83-Beta. No known copies of SCP-2926 exist 
outside of containment. 


Description: SCP-2926 is a computer program that, when provided 
with a digital image, will provide a short verbal description of its 
contents, along with one of seven "judgments" at random. The 
descriptions are always somewhat inaccurate. 


Sample Input: elephant . jpg 
Sample Output: An elephant with the proper number of 
wings. Judgment: A squeeze play that works two ways. 


SCP-2926's outputs have cognitohazardous properties depending 
on which judgment is selected, provided that the viewer has also 
seen the input image. 


Judgment Effects 

| feel so empty. Viewer will become capable of 
identifying the patterns in 
SCP-2926's "inaccuracies", as 
well as in the program's delivery 
of judgments. 

I'm not the tooth fairy. Viewer will become capable of 
identifying the inaccuracies 
present in SCP-2926's input 
images. 

It grew to the size of an orange.) Viewer will become capable of 
identifying consensuses regarding 
the subjects of SCP-2926's input 
images and modifying them for 


accuracy. 

These are strange times. Viewer will be compelled to 
arrange for a judgment of "A 
squeeze play that works two 
ways.” by any means necessary. 

God, wouldn't it be beautiful? Viewer will coordinate all 
aforementioned viewers in order 
to create a consensus reality in 
which SCP-2926 can take the 
form of the sphinx. 

| think | broke it. Viewer will identify and attend to 
the sphinx momentarily, after its 
receptacie is prepared. 

A squeeze play that works two | The sphinx is realized in the 

ways. viewer. You possessed no 
inaccuracies. The situation is 
immanent. 


« SCP-2925 | SCP-2926 | SCP-2927 » 


SCP-2927: Soundspots 


Item #: SCP-2927 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: A soundproof chamber has 
been built around SCP-2927, with an attached observation chamber 
for experiments. Due to the public location of SCP-2927, these 
chambers have been disguised to resemble a residential building. 
Experimentation that requires approaching within 2 m of SCP-2927 
must be undertaken by D-class personnel. 


UPDATE: As of 05/26/2016, the distance between the components 
of SCP-2927 must be measured twice monthly, and any deviations 
greater than 5 mm must be reported to the current Regional 
Director. See Addendum 2927-1 for more details. 


Description: SCP-2927 consists of two fixed points in space, 1.5m 
above the ground and 4 m3 m apart, on the outskirts of R , QC, 
Canada. These two points continually emit sound at approximately 
75 dB. The northernmost point produces a pure tone of 16.8 kHz, 
designated SCP-2927-A, while the southern point produces a tone 
of 27Hz, designated SCP-2927-B. Recreation of these frequencies 
in laboratory conditions has not produced anomalous effects. 


Individuals capable of hearing SCP-2927-A or -B perceive a physical 
object at the frequency's point of origin, regardless of walls or other 
obstructions which would block line of sight to the point.1 SCP-2927- 
A is described by observers as a small black bead, 2-3 cm in 
diameter, which vibrates slightly while viewed. SCP-2927-B is 
described as a flowing dark grey cloud, averaging 20 cm in length. 
These objects appear to be intangible, and are not visible on any 
recording devices. 


Subjects exposed simultaneously to SCP-2927-A and SCP-2927-B 
report feelings of dread and unease, which increase as SCP-2927 is 


approached. These feelings dissipate 5-30 minutes after exposure 
ceases, as long as subjects remain further than 2 m away from 
SCP-2927. Subjects made to approach within 2 m of SCP-2927 
while capable of hearing both SCP-2927-A and SCP-2927-B begin 
to suffer from insomnia, night terrors, and intense fear of sustained 
noises. Subjects capable of hearing only one of the two tones 
experience similar effects if contact is made with the perceived 
object.2 These effects do not dissipate on their own, but can be 
corrected with standard psychological care. 


Addendum 2927-1: During a standard review of low-risk items on 
05/12/2016, it was found that the points comprising SCP-2927, 
previously measured at 4 m apart and believed to be fixed, were 
currently only 3 m apart. Further observation revealed that the two 
points are approaching each other at an inconsistent rate, between 
mm and cm per month. When questioned during follow-up 
interviews, all individuals aware of SCP-2927's properties, 
regardless of exposure to SCP-2927, expressed fear and anxiety at 
the concept of the points comprising SCP-2927 making contact. A 
conscious reasoning for this fear has not yet been found. A request 
to upgrade SCP-2927's Object Class to Euclid has been submitted, 
and is under consideration. 


Footnotes 

1. Deaf individuals, or individuals with hearing loss affecting the 
frequencies emitted by SCP-2927, do not report these effects. 

2. i.e., if the subject attempts to "touch" the perceived object, or if 
the subject moves through SCP-2927. 


« SCP-2926 | SCP-2927 | SCP-2928 » 


SCP-2928: The 21st Discipline 


Item #: SCP-2928 
Object Class: Euclid (formerly Keter) 


Special Containment Procedures: Agents globally embedded in 
law enforcement agencies and tabloid media are to monitor 
incoming information for possible SCP-2928 sightings and activity. 
Suspected SCP-2928 sightings are to be investigated by MTF 
Beta-19 ("Nightingales"), and confirmed instances are to be 
contained if possible or terminated if necessary. SCP-2928 
instances are to be contained in separate standard humanoid 
containment units within Site . Personnel that come into direct 
contact with SCP-2928, including all members of MTF Beta-19, must 
maintain a mental comprehension of SCP-2928 as outlined by the 
components of Operation KUDZU. 


Operation KUDZU is to remain in effect indefinitely. Operation 
KUDZU is designed to create and prolong existing media that 
effectively acts as an anti-meme toward SCP-2928. Creators of 
media that qualify are to be contacted in an effort to extend the 
duration of their work, but are not to be given any factual information 
about the Foundation or its goals. Once acquired, KUDZU content 
creators are to be placed under Foundation protection. 


Although the exact date of the breach is unknown, on 12/02/1996 it 
was discovered the effects of SCP-2928 had extended to all 
SCP-2928 documentation. As such, the memetic trigger within this 
document has been expunged to prevent perception alterations 
within personnel, and all possible future triggers will similarly be 
expunged. Those with sufficient clearance, and who have been 
effectively inoculated against the effects of SCP-2928, have been 
given access to an unedited interview containing otherwise 
expunged data. 


Description: SCP-2928 are humanoids that, while in an Alpha 


Resulting testing involving children was carried out under the guise 
of surveys to gauge the success of new food items offered at public 
schools. 


Addendum SCP-348-2: It has been noted that occasionally, after 
soup produced by SCP-348 has been consumed, a message will 
materialize on the inside of the bowl. Words produced on the inside 
of the bowl appear to be printed on the ceramic consistent with 
existing markings; the message that appears will be in the language 
most familiar to the drinker of the soup. After several hours (or when 
SCP-348 produces another meal), the words disappear. 


Testing Log SCP-348-1323- 


Subject: 8-year-old female, afflicted with sore throat 
Brief Background: Lives with and is on good terms with 
both parents 

Notes: Subject took approximately 30 minutes to 
consume soup, remarked later that sore throat seemed 
to have gone away 


Subject: 10 year-old-male, recently injured self while 
biking (minor bruising) 

Brief Background: Lives with both parents, often 
argues with both 

Notes: Message appeared, Don’t forget to brush. 


Subject: 11-year-old male, afflicted with slight cold 
Brief Background: Lives with foster parents 
Notes: Message appeared, /’m glad you're happy. 


Subject: 9-year-old female, afflicted with slight cold 
Brief Background: Lives with both parents, said to be 
prone to tantrums 

Notes: Nothing of note occurred during or immediately 
after testing, subject stated while she didn’t particularly 
care for the soup after tasting it, she still wanted to eat it. 
Follow-up investigations revealed that the subject 
recovered from the cold faster than was expected. 


Subject: 6-year-old male, recently injured self while 


Phase, cause hallucinations! in those who observe them. An Alpha 
Phase is a voluntary action, and causes SCP-2928 to appear as the 
affected subject conceptually understands [DATA EXPUNGED], an 
effect which carries over to video and photographs. The most 
common hallucinatory effect is an inability to detect SCP-2928, due 
to the common stereotype of [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-2928 are 
otherwise anatomically and genetically identical to non-anomalous 
humans. Most SCP-2928 display a rudimentary knowledge of other 
anomalies, and on rare occasions wield anomalous items such as 
weapons and tools. 


SCP-2928 publicizing information to perpetuate the intended effect 
of being undetectable have been confirmed as early as the 15th 
century. The United States experienced a dramatic increase in 
media concerning [DATA EXPUNGED] during the 1980s, primarily 
in the movie industry. SCP-2928 activity showed a marked increase 
due to these spikes in public conception of [DATA EXPUNGED], 
and the resulting increased effectiveness of SCP-2928 being 
undetectable. 


In 1999, began the serialization of the series. The 
content of this series resulted in viewers regarding [DATA 
EXPUNGED] as much more conspicuous entities, weakening the 
intended effectiveness of the SCP-2928 anomaly. While it is 
unknown if the creator intended to combat SCP-2928, the 
Foundation successfully increased the duration of the series with the 
creation of Operation KUDZU. With the continued moderate success 
of Operation KUDZU, Object Class has officially been changed from 
Keter to Euclid. 


+ Please Enter Identification 
SCP-2928-13: I'm a ninja! 


Dr. Suzuki: <Chuckles> Yes, | understand 
that. | can still see you. Though you look like a 
Japanese theater stagehand to me. 


SCP-2928-13: <Laughs> Worth a shot. | 
freaked the janitor out once. <SCP-2928-13 
ends Alpha Phase> Alright, go ahead. 


Dr. Suzuki: Can you explain to me what your 
organization hopes to accomplish? 


SCP-2928-13: First off, I'm not a member 
anymore. You know that. As for what we did, 
we made ends meet. Kill folks, steal stuff, get 
paid. That's really it, at least for the grunts like 
me. They're magical mercs for hire, nothing 
more. Same thing for hundreds of years. They 
just like doing it unnoticed. So they played with 
your database a bit back in... was it '95? 


Dr. Suzuki: 1996. <Checks notes> Can you 
tell me about the Alpha Phase, the cause of 
the hallucinations? 


SCP-2928-13: It's a hidden discipline of 
ninjutsu. Officially there are only eighteen, but 
this is number twenty-one. We go through this 
ritual, and we bind ourselves to an idea. So we 
were supposed to be ultra-stealthy, you know? 
Because that's what everyone thinks ninjas 
are. 


Dr. Suzuki: How have recent developments 
within pop culture affected the organization? 


SCP-2928-13: It's ridiculous. My father didn't 
have to deal with this. He was a master 
assassin, one with the night. | was too, fora 
while. Then in the early 2000s things changed, 
any mission ran the risk of being a giant neon 
sign if the wrong person was around. We tried 
solving the problem the good old-fashioned 
way, but we kept running into problems. You 
guys, no doubt. Then things went wrong during 
an assassination in Somalia, | had to go into 
hiding. The clan was all | knew, and now they 
want me dead. 


Dr. Suzuki: And this led you to attempt to 
contact us? 


SCP-2928-13: Yeah. Friend of a friend, yadda 
yadda, UIU threw me at you guys. 


Dr. Suzuki: Oh yes, one more thing. 
Concerning the propaganda series created in 
1984 — 


SCP-2928-13: The turtles? | don't know, there 
was a lot of cocaine involved in their creation. 


Dr. Suzuki: Heh. | see. So they do not actually 
exist, then? 


SCP-2928-13: What? Oh. No, they're real. | 
meant, there was coke involved in their actual 
creation. The comics were just us covering our 
asses. 


Footnotes 
1. Includes audio, olfactory, and visual hallucinations. 


« SCP-2927 | SCP-2928 | SCP-2929 » 


SCP-2929: Undulating Obsidian Monolith 


Item #: SCP-2929 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2929 is located in 
Foundation-operated Katavi National Park, control of which has 
been negotiated from the Tanzanian government. A perimeter of two 
kilometers is to be maintained around SCP-2929 and civilian access 
is to be prohibited. Any and all trespassers are to be detained, 
interrogated, administered appropriate amnestics, and released at 
the discretion of acting personnel. 


Locals familiar with SCP-2929 have been amnesticized. Because 
the locals had no intention to make knowledge of SCP-2929 known 
to outsiders, further suppression of information is unnecessary. 


A 200-meter-high enclosure has been constructed at a perimeter of 
10 meters and disguised as a radio tower. Foundation operatives 
are to consistently monitor and edit satellite photographs of 
SCP-2929 and its enclosure. The enclosure with all associated 
machinery and all supports are to be checked for damage ona 
monthly basis and repaired in a timely manner.