Participants: Dr. Andrew Richards and Agent 
Anna Lang, Dr. Michael St. Clair and Dr. Isaac 
Baker, Dr. Nicholas Quinn and Dr. Django 
Bridge, Agent Julian Calloway and Agent 
Jasper Jenkins 


Game Board: The Garden of Eden 


Winner: Dr. Nicholas Quinn and Dr. Django 
Bridge 


Victory Condition: MR. ESCHATOLOGY 


male and can transfer his consciousness to different works of fiction. 


Results: The hero is left nameless and the novella is left unchanged, 
aside from an added sentence in chapter 2 which mentions that one 
of the queen's assistants is named Frederica. After SCP-423 
demanifested from the novella, it noted, "| appreciate the offer, but | 
just can't. | never deserved to be in the spotlight." 


Date: / / 

Test Material: The Last Question, by lsaac Asimov. This test was 
conducted not using physically printed material, but a 9.7-inch A 

K  e-reader tablet utilizing electronic paper technology. Electronic 
paper is able to retain a static image indefinitely without electricity, 
requiring power only for the initial rendering. Image remains as a 
suspension of pigments in an oil-like base once rendered. Entire 
story was rendered on a single screen in a small font. Wireless 
functionality was disabled before testing by physically severing 
circuit traces on the device's printed circuit board as a precaution. 


Results: A character named FR-33D is inserted into the third section 
of the story almost instantaneously, with a single line in response to 
another character's comment on the rate at which humans are 
populating the galaxy. SCP-423 stated afterwards, "Good story, but 
what was that? It felt... strange. It was very easy to move through - 
not at all unpleasant. It felt like there was something ‘below’ the 
story, if that makes sense. Can we do more like that?" 


Notes: "It is unclear whether SCP-423 'moved' through the internal 
circuitry of the device or simply the physical pigment-in-oil 
suspension of the electronic paper material. Changes occurred 
much faster than in tests with ink-on-paper. Recommend further 
testing with other substrates and form factors. Electronic paper 
appears to be close enough to printed material as to be compatible 
with SCP-423. What else might be compatible? Text painted on a 
wall? Stitched into fabric? Written on a cake with icing?" - Dr. 


Date: / / 
Test Material: If on a winter's night a traveler, by Italo Calvino 
(English translation by William Weaver), a metafictional novel about 


Runtime: 3h 14m 58s 
Payout: $1,750 


Game Summary: Dr. Richards got out to an 
early start when Agent Lang managed to 
contain two entities within the first five turns, 
having drawn the card “Mr. Containment’s 
Vac-n-Suck” on the first turn. However, the 
tides began to turn when Dr. Bridge, on the 
direction of Dr. Quinn, opened a secret 
treasure chest in a cave and found the card 
“Sacrifice”, a red card that he then used to 
summon “Planet of Ten Thousand Fingers”, a 
supreme divine orange card. 


While Dr. St. Clair and Agent Calloway’s 
teams were fending off attacks from the first 
supreme divine being, Dr. Quinn drew the red 
card “Error in the Database", which summoned 
the supreme divine being “Mary Nakayama” on 
the 16th turn. This being immediately 
dispatched Agent Calloway’s team, which was 
already weakened by the “Planet of Ten 
Thousand Fingers”. 


However, on the 29th turn, Dr. Richards drew 
a purple card, Ms. Sweetie, which case a 
sugary haze across the entire map. Agent 
Lang then spent the next three turns attacking 
Ms. Sweetie, attempting to contain the entity 
before Dr. Quinn and Dr. Bridge could 
summon another supreme divine being. Their 
efforts were disrupted by Dr. Baker, who 
sniped Agent Lang from a nearby hillside, and 
then began attacking the already damaged 
Ms. Sweetie. 


On the next turn, Dr. Quinn drew the card 
*Upgrade”, which he used on an item that Dr. 
Bridge had recovered called “Puzzle Box”. The 


result was a card called “Celestial Puzzle Box”, 
which Dr. Quinn used to summon “A 
Clockwork God’, the third supreme divine 
being, which immediately ended the game. 
After the usual fireworks and musical 
celebration, the voice of the announcer 
declared that Dr. Quinn and Dr. Bridge had 
become MR. ESCHATOLOGY. 


At the conclusion of the game, Dr. Quinn and 
Dr. Bridge were awarded their payout, a gold 
bar worth exactly $1,750. 


Audio Recording Transcript Excerpts 
[BEGIN LOG] 


Dr. Quinn: Alright, so... let’s see. I’m going to 
use “Clockwork Fanaticism” on Django. 


Dr. St. Clair: What's that do? 


Dr. Quinn: It, uh... imbues him with clockwork 
powers. (Pauses) | think that’s it. (To Bridge) 
You noticing anything different down there? 


Dr. Bridge: (Distantly) Yes, actually. | seem to 
have had my insides replaced with gears and 
pulleys. Oh! (Pauses) So now | seem to have 
something being created inside my stomach. 
Hang on. (Pauses) Yes, I’ve now deposited it 
into my hands. 


Dr. Quinn: Cool, | get to draw a card. (Pauses 
to read) So that’s called a “Puzzle Box”. It 
doesn't look like it has any stats. Can it do 
anything? 


Dr. Bridge: Doesn't, uh... doesn’t seem to do 
anything. 


Dr. Quinn: Huh. Alright. | guess we'll just 


discard that later. 
[END LOG] 
[BEGIN LOG] 


Dr. Quinn: (Laughs) Ok, so listen to this. This 
is called “Error in the Database”, and if we find 
a computer- 


Dr. Bridge: Which I’m standing right next to, 
yes. 


Dr. Quinn: -then | can summon a supreme 
divine- 


Agent Calloway: Oh my god this is bullshit. 


Agent Jenkins: What? What’s going on up 
there? 


Dr. Quinn: -called Mary Nakayama. Bite my 
ass, Calloway. 


Agent Jenkins: Hey Julian? Something going 
on up there? Because things are starting to get 
a little spooky down here. 


Agent Calloway: Hang on, uh... I’ve got... 
uh... 


Agent Jenkins: So are you going to— 
Agent Jenkins is suddenly annihilated when a 
spectral entity appears where he was 
standing. 

Agent Calloway: Oh goddammit. 

[END LOG] 


[BEGIN LOG] 


Dr. St. Clair: Take the shot, Baker! 
The sound of a distant gunshot. 
Dr. St. Clair: Hell yeah! 


Dr. Richards: Anna? Anna? Ah, fuck it. What 
is that thing, and when did you draw it? | didn’t 
see it when | divined you earlier. 


Dr. St. Clair: In the last turn! How clutch is 
that? 


Dr. Baker: Mike? Hey, Mike? Did we win? 


Dr. St. Clair: Nah, not yet, but you get another 
shot into that Mister and we will. 


Dr. Quinn: Is that so, Michael? 


Dr. St. Clair: Oh no you don’t. Don’t you try 
any more of your eschatology bullshit, 
Nicholas. 


Dr. Quinn: Regrettably, all | have is 
eschatology bullshit! Behold, | use “Upgrade” 
on this “Puzzle Box”, to create... (pauses) a 
Celestial Puzzle Box! Django, open that bad 
boy up! 


Dr. Bridge: You got it. Come on out, biggun. 
(The sound of grinding metal is heard in the 
background) 


Announcer’s Voice: That’s it! The game is 
over! Congratulations to Django Bridge and 
Nicholas Quinn; you have become MR. 
ESCHATOLOGY! 


Dr. St. Clair: God fucking dammit Nick, | 
almost had that one. 


Footnotes 

1. Typically pieces for players take the shape of symbols 
representing various Groups of Interest or notable Persons of 
Interest, while pieces for the secondary players are simply small 
tokens of the same color as the primary player's piece. 

2. Notably, many of these anomalies appear to be direct references 
to anomalies within Foundation containment, or anomalies that the 
Foundation is otherwise aware of. The depth of this breach of 
information is still being investigated. 

3. During one test, Researcher H. Korver drew a White Card called 
“Divine Assistance”, which summoned a “divine being” for his 
partner (Dr. Andrew White), as well as for every other player. For the 
next two hours, the divine beings engaged in combat with each 
other while the game pieces attempted to collect as many yellow 
cards as they could. 

4. Only six Wondertainment cards have been drawn in more than 
fifty iterations of the game tested thus far 

5. Such as one game of “Echoes of the Mariana”, which saw the 
inclusion ofMr. Fishas an enormous, predatory shark. 

6. Once equipment has been added, the equipment cannot be 
changed until the beginning of the next turn, unless otherwise 
affected by another player. 

7. Notably, the typical voice that announces the players’ victory at 
the end of the game is replaced with a different, more aggressive 
voice, which has not yet beenidentified. 

8. This win condition does not match its description in the manual, 
and whether this is accidental or not is unknown. 

9. This occurrence has only happened once in testing, when Agent 
Staski and Agent Polliver won the game after becoming “MR. 
LAMENT”, with victory conditions of “Any player who is capable of 
killing another player only by saying hurtful things to them becomes 
MR. LAMENT, and wins the game.” In this case, Agent Staski made 
a rude comment about Agent Parker's mother, which resulted in 
Agent Parker slipping as he charged Agent Staski and falling into a 
ravine. 

10. While an image of this card is visible within the game manual, 
the card has not yet been seen during gameplay testing. 

11. During a testing session, Dr. Richard McMillan used his turn 
after another played had played “Consolidation” to ask his 
companion, The Librarian, what the effect of the card was, as it was 


not readily apparent. In response, The Librarian said, “MR. 
CONTAINMENT and MR. FOUNDATION are dead, it seems. This 
echoes of a situation from somewhere similar, but very far away. | 
sense that MR. THRESHER may have taken their place.” When 
questioned further, The Librarian was unsure how to respond and 
appeared noticeably uncomfortable. 

12. While the | card does summon an in-game version of ¢*/*se#«/se/ 
+, the effect does not seem to permeate the barrier of the spatial 
anomaly, as the real-world ¢*/essee/**/* does not appear, despite the 
necessary triggering factors being present. 


SCP-3301 Testing Log 


Archivist Notice 07/02/2017: In keeping with proper Foundation 
testing protocols, all instances of SCP-3301’s active state are to be 
recorded for analysis and archival. The following is an example of 
proper test log format, and should be used in all future instances of 
test logging. 

Archivist Notice 07/03/2017: Due to a rash of inaccurate test logs, 
strict protocols have been implemented to allow for the review of 


logs thought to be exaggerated or outright false. If you have any 
questions, contact your local Archival Technician for more details. 


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**Audio Recording Transcript Excerpts** 


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+ Open Log 3301|008 
Log ID: 3301|008 


Participants: Dr. Avery Bone and Dr. Eila 
Harris, Dr. Owen Mars and Dr. Cotter Davis, 
Dr. Francis LaFleur and Director Arnold Camp. 


Game Board: Echoes of the Mariana 


Winner: Dr. Francis LaFleur and Director 
Arnold Camp 


Victory Condition: Mr. Survivor 
Difficulty Setting: Apollyon 
Runtime: Oh 1m 21s 

Payout: $50 


Game Summary: In the shortest run of 
SCP-3301 thus far, Dr. Avery Bone and Dr. 
Owen Mars of the SCP-3301 research team 
ran the first test thus far of the “Apollyon2” 


interrupted and unfinished narratives, half of whose content is a 
second-person narrative describing a reader's increasingly frantic 
attempts to obtain and read a copy of If on a winter's night a traveler 
only to find that every copy is flawed such that every other chapter is 
from a different imaginary novel, and the other half is the 
aforementioned chapters from imaginary novels. 


Results: In the section where the protagonist angrily returns the 
flawed copy of the novel to the bookseller in hopes of either 
obtaining a proper copy or finding out the conclusion to the chapter 
of the imaginary novel, another angry customer named Fred tells the 
bookseller that "if this is a joke, it's not funny." 


Date: / / 

Test Material: A version of In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust 
(English translation by D.J. Enright), considered one of the longest 
works of fiction in history, in which all seven volumes have been 
custom-bound into one book with all indications of differing volumes 
removed. 


Results: After several minutes, Fred only appears within the first 
three volumes, Swann's Way, In the Shadow of Young Girls in 
Flower, and The Guermantes Way, before all references of him 
cease. Upon return to the journal, SCP-423 expressed feelings of 
surprise, stating, "Great story, but | took a peek and how long it went 
and wow is it long. I'm going to need to come back to this one." 


Notes: Along with the aforementioned Erikson test, this could be an 
indicator that SCP-423 has an upper limit as to the length of the 
works he can manifest in. 


Date: / / 
Test Materials: SCP-3450, printed onto standard computer paper. 


Results: Testing forbidden by 05- . 


Notes: SCP-423 had learned of this test after denial due to Junior 
Researcher accidentally leaving a notepad expressing 
disappointment at the test's denial near 423's journal. SCP-423 


difficulty setting.