SCP-3919-A: Who - Evzen, my god, it's 
you? | didn't recognise you. 


KREJCAR: Yes, well, the beard - anyway. | 
was in Vienna last month, and | saw this in 
a store, and what should be in it? Here, 
take a look. 


He hands over a photographic book titled 
'Functionalism: An Austro-German-Czech 
Pictorial History’4, and opens it to a page 

where the Lesnicka St house (SCP-3919- 
B-2) designed by SCP-3919-A is visible. 


KREJCAR: Then | remembered, isn't it 
today? Happy birthday. For you. 


He passes SCP-3919-A the book, who 
remains silent. 


KREJCAR: I'm sorry for interrupting you. | 
know it must be hard, after what happened 


SCP-3919-A: Ten years, Evzen. You left 
me here for ten years, without a letter or 
call, and now you decide to show up? 


KREJCAR: It was the fifties, you know 
what it was like, Jan, we all wanted to - 


SCP-3919-A stands up and smiles. 


SCP-3919-A: It's good to see you, my 
friend. 


He holds out his arms and the two 
embrace. 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 
SCP-3919-B-6 


Item: The action of eating a ham and cheese sandwich 
in Containment Cell #6 of Site-77 


Background: Created as part of Foundation research to 
determine if SCP-3919 was applicable outside of 
physical objects; a protocol was designed where two 
research staff would reach an understanding that to 'do a 


Jan ‘ referred to this specific action. All individuals 
who perform this action now experience SCP-3919's 
effects. 

Event Date: December 1973 


Description: A room in the Bulovka Hospital in Prague. 
A frail and emaciated SCP-3919-A is lying in a hospital 
bed in a four-bed ward. A member of the nursing staff is 
reading a chart beside the bed. 

<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT> 

SCP-3919-A: Kara, are you there? 

SCP-3919-A: My throat hurts, Kara. Kara! 

NURSE: Shh, Mr . Have some water. 
SCP-3919-A: Who are you? 

NURSE: I'm your nurse today, Mr 


SCP-3919-A sips water from a paper cup in silence for 
several minutes. 


SCP-3919-A: | feel... scattered. All that remains is bricks 
and stones. Just bricks and stones. 


SCP-3919-A: Where have | gone? What is left of me? 
SCP-3919-A appears visibly distressed. 


SCP-3919-A: Has this always been your doing? It is 
deserved. | was afraid - no, a coward. 


SCP-3919-A: Forgive me - | can't - forgive me - 
SCP-3919-A: | can't remember your name. 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 


SCP-3919-B-7 


Item: Clay brick labelled with ‘Jan 


Background: |mplementation of standardised object for 
testing purposes. 


Event Date: June 1942 


Description: SCP-3919-A's home in Prague, nighttime. 
SCP-3919-A is in the second-story bedroom, standing at 
the window and peering out on the street between the 
curtains. His wife, Karolina (Pol-39193), is lying in 
the bed behind him. An unidentified man is standing at 
the front door, banging on it repeatedly. 


<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT> 

MAN: Jan! Jan, are you there? 
SCP-3919-A watches but does not react. 
Pol-39193: Ugh. What time is it? 
SCP-3919-A does not respond. 
Pol-39193: Jan, who is it? 


Muffled shouting in German and gunshots are audible in 
the distance. 


SCP-3919-A: | don't know. 
MAN: Jan, for God's sake open the door! 


Pol-39193: You must know him. Isn't he shouting for 
you? 


SCP-3919-A: | told you, Kara, | don't know who it is. Go 
back to sleep. 


<END TRANSCRIPT> 


SCP-3919-B-8 


Item: Clay brick labelled with ‘Jan 
Background: As with SCP-3919-B-7. 


Description: No associated event, instead inducing 
auditory and visual loss in all persons in a 10m radius. 
Continued experimentation on SCP-3919 has yielded 
similar results. 


Footnotes 

1. Reserve force of the Austro-Hungarian Army. 

2. Identified from Czech government records relating to the StB 
(Statni bezpeénost), the secret police of the Czechoslovak Socialist 
Republic. 

3. Determined from StB records, as with SCP-3919-B-4. 

4. Copies of this book have since been removed from public 
circulation by the Foundation. 


SCP-3920: 1st Midnight Howitzer Battery 


Item #: SCP-3920 
Object Class: Euclid 


Special Containment Procedures: Subjects that experience or 
witness SCP-3920 are to be amnesticized and provided appropriate 
replacement memories. Cover stories regarding non-anomalous 
targets will be disseminated after SCP-3920 occurs. All artillery 
shells produced by SCP-3920 will be transferred to the nearest 
Armament Storage Facility or destroyed. 


Description: SCP-3920 is a phenomenon that generates a variable 
number of BL 9.2-inch howitzers (SCP-3920-A instances) in the 
Canadian Rockies. The following requirements must be met to 
initiate SCP-3920: 


¢ A person (hereafter referred to as the "subject") must be over 
3km from the nearest town or city 

* One or more persons or entities (hereafter referred to as 
"targets") with the intent to harm the subject must be within a 
.5km vicinity of the subject 

« The local time must be between 10:00 p.m. and 2:00 a.m. 


The following can increase the likelinood of SCP-3920's initiation: 


¢ The subject is a Canadian citizen 

¢ The subject is or was a member of the Canadian Armed 
Forces 

¢ Multiple targets are present 

« Acumulonimbus cloud is present near the subject 


SCP-3920 begins with lightning strikes occurring in the area around 
the subject, corresponding to the number of targets. An SCP-3920-A 
instance instantaneously manifests at the site of each strike. Each 
howitzer is operated by several luminous, translucent humanoid 


entities wearing Canadian World War | army uniforms (SCP-3920-B 
instances). The SCP-3920-B operate the howitzers and will fire 
shells at the targets with high precision until a shell has collided with 
each target, invariably resulting in their deaths. Detonation occurs if 
the subject is outside of each shell's blast radius. Non-detonated 
shells have a variation of the following message engraved on their 
surface: 


Greetings from 1st Brigade C.F.A.!1 


When all targets are dead, lightning bolts will manifest and hit each 
SCP-3920-A instance, with the anomalies vanishing after. 


Although SCP-3920-B instances primarily focus on the operation of 
SCP-3920-A, limited interactions may occur with subjects. These 
interactions include salutes to the subject if they are current or 
former Canadian military personnel, waves, and thumbs up 
gestures. On one occasion a child subject was handed an Individual 
Meal Pack? by an instance. 


Addendum: On 18-August-2018, Agent Flynn was dispatched on a 
mission to subdue Pol-1258 after the subject stole an anomalous 
object. At 1:40 a.m. the following day, Agent Flynn entered a 
confrontation with the subject at the edge of Lake O'Hara. Pol-1258 
consumed Flynn's weaponry and was preparing to strangulate him 
when SCP-3920 was initiated. Two SCP-3920-A instances 
manifested in the vicinity of both subjects, each firing a shell that hit 
the other instance instead of the subjects. Pol-1258 swam into the 
lake at this point, presumably using the object to become 
camouflaged with their surroundings. 


The SCP-3920-B instances that had operated both howitzers 
convened near the location of Agent Flynn, appearing to enter a 
heated discussion while displaying signs of confusion. One instance 
then handed Flynn a slip of paper with the following text on it. 


Bit of a screwup [sic] here 


All instances subsequently demanifested after a single lightning 
strike. 


Footnotes 

1. The 1st Brigade, C.F.A., an artillery unit used in the 1st Canadian 
Infantry Division during World War |. Several soldiers who served in 
the unit were reported missing after going on trips to areas around 
the Rocky Mountains. 

2. A field ration used by the Canadian Armed Forces, introduced in 
2005. How the rations were acquired is unknown. 


SCP-3922: STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!! 


Item #: SCP-3922 
Object Class: Safe 


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3922 is to be contained in 
a standard containment locker at Site-59. Requests for usage in 
research may be forwarded to Director Naismith. 


Description: SCP-3922 is a cylindrical object, 3 cm in diameter and 
0.5 cm in depth and composed of a nickel-aluminum alloy. On one 
side, the object has been engraved with an insignia of three 
crescent moons in a row. (Research into potential connections with 
SCP-2578 is ongoing.) On the other, the word "REASSURANCE" 
has been engraved. 


It was purchased at a garage sale in Kenosha, WI, by an off-duty 
Foundation field agent on 7/21/17. It had been described by the 
owner as "some kind of morality filter for TV." After confirming the 
anomalous properties of the object, the agent turned the object over 
to the Foundation for containment and research. 


When placed within one meter of a television set or a computer, 
SCP-3922 will significantly alter the content of any fictional films, TV 
shows, online videos, or commercials, usually through the addition 
of actors in padded combat uniforms and gas masks. These 
additional elements, classified as SCP-3922-A, will impede and/or 
punish any and all crimes (as perceived by SCP-3922-A instances) 
committed by the cast. The severity of this punishment is always 
reflective of the MPAA or FCC rating of the video. 


SCP-3922-A instances are capable of appearing in live-action and 
animated works, often taking on the particular animation style of the 
latter. However, regardless the time period portrayed in the video, 
SCP-3922-A instances are always in possession of high-powered 
energy-based weaponry, vehicles capable of interstellar flight, 


began vocalizing loudly and seemed to become agitated. Eventually 
the equivalent of local authorities took the subject into custody and 
were able to communicate with it. When questioned about how he 
arrived there subject stated it had "amnesia" and could not recall the 
last several years. Subject then questioned the origin of the various 
beings and the reason for their presence on Earth. Said authorities 
explained to the subject that after the Earth suffered a CK-Class End 
of the World Scenario (based on the description given it is 
hypothesized that the event was caused by SCP-_) the Earth, left 
with a greatly reduced human population, was subsequently 
colonized by various extraterrestrial races. The few remaining 
humans on the planet mostly inhabited isolated areas away from the 
alien cities. These authorities then offered to take the subject to the 
nearest of these locations, but subject refused, insisting that it stay 
among the extraterrestrials. It appears the subject's status as one of 
the few remaining humans comfortable with the presence of the 
aliens, combined with a large number of facts that it fabricated about 
life on earth prior to the CK-Class Scenario allowed the subject to 
gain a high social profile as part of the alien society, becoming 
something of a celebrity during the 2 weeks its spent in shift. 


¢ Request: A camera to better record and document events and 
sights experienced during shifts. Approved. 


Z73-3DD-89E 
Retrieval: Subject was found inthe basement of ahousein , 


Subject arrived in an airship of some sort, flying across what 
appeared to be a mountainous region. Subject reported meeting 
several humanoids it described as dwarves and elves, similar to 
those found in typical high fantasy literature. These beings were 
supposedly mercenaries investigating an anomaly in their world, 
described as a dragon having fallen from the sky. Subject requested 
to join them in their mission, getting excited to partake in an 
apparently fantastical adventure. 

After landing at the site of the mission, subject was reluctantly 
convinced to stay on the airship, as the mission would likely be 
dangerous. Eventually getting impatient, subject investigated the 
cave in which the supposed dragon hid on its own, managing to take 


combat drones, and other futuristic elements - all of which bear the 
same triple-moon insignia. 


At the end of every video affected by SCP-3922, an altered end title 
card will play in the place of any end credits, including the triple- 
moon symbol, as well as the slogan "YOU ARE WATCHED - YOU 
ARE PROTECTED - YOU ARE LOVED". 


Video MPAA Rating SCP-3922 Result 
Interference 
Point 
Pinocchio (1940)G The "Pleasure | Several 
Island" SCP-3922-A 
sequence, squadrons raid 


shortly before | Pleasure Island 
the reveal that} from dropships, 
all the boys had reconstituting 
been turned into the children's 
donkeys. humanity with a 
sound-based 
device labeled 
"TACTICAL 
UNDONKIFICATION 
ORDINANCE", 
and the 
Coachman is 
instantly 
vaporized after a 
heavy energy 
rifle 
bombardment. 
The film ends 
ten minutes 
later, after 
Lampwick is 
taken to a 
substance abuse 
rehabilitation 
center, the other 
villains of the 


The Dark Knight PG-13 
(2008) 


During the 
"pencil trick" 
sequence 
involving Heath 
Ledger's 


film are arrested 
in a montage, 
Monstro the 
whale is 
disintegrated by 
an orbital energy 
weapon, the 
Blue Fairy is 
arrested for 
"unlicensed 
reanimation of 
plant tissue,” 
and Pinocchio is 
informed by a 
"tactical child 
psychiatry 
associate" that 
"real" boyhood is 
subjective. 
Several 
SCP-3922-A 
combat drones 
breach the room 
and quickly 


adaptation of the decapitate the 


Joker. 


Joker with 
plasma-based 
weaponry. In the 
next scene, 
Bruce Wayne is 
taken into 
SCP-3922-A 
custody for "39 
separate counts 
of extortion." 
(The context of 
these charges 
are unknown.) 
The film ends 
with SCP-3922- 


A Clockwork 
Orange (1971) 


R 


During the rape 
scene involving 
Alex DeLarge 
and Adrienne 


A troops 
announcing their 
military 
occupation of 
Gotham City 
until law and 
order can be 
restored. 
Several 
SCP-3922-A 
instances break 
into the room 


Cori's character. where the scene 


takes place. Alex 
and his three 
other gang 
members 
(Georgie, Dim, 
and Pete) are 
restrained and 
forcibly loaded 
into an 
SCP-3922-A 
dropship. The 
scene shifts to 
an empty field in 
an undisclosed, 
presumably 
Midwestern 
location. As his 
friends watch, 
the character of 
Dim is 
summarily 
executed by 
three SCP-3922- 
A troops with 
submachine 
guns. The 
shooting lasts 


Salo, or the 120 Not Rated 


Days of Sodom 
(1975) 
All 12 Inches!!! 
(1999) 


Not Rated 
(pornography) 


Halfway through 
the film. 


From the 
beginning. 


approximately 
50 minutes, well 
past the death of 
Dim, with the 
soldiers 
reloading their 
guns as needed. 
The process is 
repeated with 
Georgie and 
Pete. Alex is 
then forced to 
consume the 
remains of his 
friends, then is 
also executed in 
the same 
manner. The film 
ends after this 
sequence, which 
lasts roughly 3 
hours. 
[REDACTED] 
(see addendum) 


Video proceeds 
as normal, save 
for the seven 
SCP-3922-A 
instances that 
stand guard to 
ensure that any 
sex remains 
consensual. 
Said SCP-3922- 
A instances are 
equipped with 
rocket 
launchers. 


+ Addendum - 4/3922 clearance required 


Notes on SCP-3922's interaction with Salo, 
or the 120 Days of Sodom: 


Due to SCP-3922 interference, the recording 
had been extended to over nine hours in 
length. 


The four "masters"! were terminated by sniper 
fire from SCP-3922-A instances as several 
squadrons were deployed via dropship to 
liberate their captives. 


The scene promptly cuts to a desert 
environment, analogous to the 
extradimensional space examined by the 
Foundation during Operation Galahad. The 
masters, naked and agitated, are intercepted 
by SCP-3922-A aircraft and captured, then 
taken to a mountainous location following an 
hour-long travel sequence in which no 
dialogue is exchanged. 


The aircraft arrives in a large military staging 
area of human design, located in a massive 
crater surrounded by mountains and greenery, 
and topped with a stone monument in the 
shape of three crescent moons. Combat 
vehicles resembling SCP-2578-D are seen 
entering and exiting the facility.