Goop Directory
Author: first_name: Frank Gelett
last_name: Burgess
Language: English
Year: 1913

In this DIRECTORY you'll see just what you never ought to be; and so, it should direct your way to Good Behavior, every day. The children of whose faults I tell are known by other names, as well, so see that you aren't in this group of Naughty Ones. Don't be a Goop!
<br>(The author's introduction)