Goops and How to Be Them
Author: first_name: Frank Gelett
last_name: Burgess
Language: English
Year: 1900

Let me introduce a Race <br>
Void of Beauty and of Grace, <br>
Extraordinary Creatures <br>
With a Paucity of Features. <br>
Though their Forms are fashioned ill, <br>
They have Manners stranger still; <br>
For in Rudeness they're Precocious, <br>
They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious! <br>
Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright, <br>
Politeness from the Impolite. <br>
When you've finished with the Book, <br>
At your Conduct take a Look; <br>
Ask yourself, upon the Spot, <br>
Are you Go