Temperance Gems
Author: first_name: William Topaz
last_name: McGonagall
Language: English
Year: 1902

<i>Good people all, of every degree,<br />I pray, ye all be warned by me:<br />I advise ye all to pause and think,<br />And never more to taste strong drink.<br /><br />
Some people do say it is good when taken in moderation,<br />But, when taken to excess, it leads to tribulation,<br />Also to starvation and loss of reputation,<br />Likewise your eternal soul's damnation.</i><br /><br />
McGonagall has been widely acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. He campaigned vigorously against