Term: ball-itch-itis-otus
Example: guy 1: so what did you think of the game last night?  guy 2: look imma let you finish but i got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus
Definition: "an condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched