Term: 13375p33x0r
Example: "i've been traumatized for life ever since i walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn
Definition: a person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is not 1337) in every respect, including the cock