Term: battymatty
Example: 'awww, aint he lovely, what a battymatty'  'its nice at my work, we've got a battymatty'  'for gawds sake, why cant battymatty spell
Definition: a battymatty is a curious creature, mostly land dwelling, but known to be attracted towards bright disco lights, where he will 'shake [wiggle] wiggle' until forced to leave