Term: jethrosexual
Example: when that jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and i could hear the banjos from deliverance playing in the background
Definition: (a) a redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip (b) a closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly