text: Socialist Bolivian President Evo Morales said delegates needed to fight a ?battle between capitalism and life.? Without a strong agreement, global warming ?will keep getting worse,? he warned. Some of his proposed solutions: a ?Climate Tribunal? for ?climate criminals,? implementation of his ?Declaration of Rights? for ?Mother Earth,? and, of course, lots of capitalist money transfers. His sentiments were echoed by representatives of tin-pot dictators around the world ? most of whom love to blame the problems they have created in their own countries on global warming and ?evil capitalist? countries. Morales? counterpart in Venezuela, socialist strongman Hugo Chavez, blamed a downpour that washed away some shanty towns in his utopia on ?capitalism,? too. Their supposed solution: world socialism.