text: For the first time, half of the world??s heads of government met in one place. And what did they talk about? Ending poverty? Nah. Making free trade freer? Nopenhagen. After 15 straight years with no statistically-significant ???global warming?? on any measure, they talked about the need to Save The Planet from ??? er ??? ???global warming??. After nine straight years of statistically-significant, rapid global cooling, culminating in a snowstorm of unprecedented severity and extent that swept right across Europe and North America, they tried to tell each other, and us, how urgent the ???global warming?? problem was, and how necessary it was to reach a legally-binding deal to shut down the economies of the capitalist West wholesale.