Context: Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .
Question: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Option 0: None of the above choices .
Option 1: The narrator was attacked by a robber .
Option 2: The narrator was attacked by a dog .
Option 3: The narrator was attacked by children .
Answer: 3