Context: I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .
Question: What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?
Option 0: None of the above choices .
Option 1: I am Big Burping Felon with Lazy people
Option 2: Lazy people are the most interesting of all .
Option 3: Best Friends forever with Laziness means I am lazy .
Answer: 3