Context: As I pulled the covers away to get him to his own room , I quickly realized that my sleep routine would be disturbed . Jordan must have drank a 2 liter bottle of " Piss On The World Juice , " because my comforter , duvet cover , foam mattress pad , mattress pad sheet , fitted sheet , and mattress were soaked . Not on my side of the bed .
Question: What will be the most logical step , now that everything is wet and I am awake ?
Option 0: I will have a drink of piss on the world juice and put Jordon on my side of the bed .
Option 1: None of the above choices .
Option 2: I will dry the wet items and will not get on my side of the bed .
Option 3: putting the wet items in the wash , changing Jordon and putting him to bed .
Answer: 3