Context: If you ' ve got a Michael 's or a Hobby Lobby from Satan , you might want to print out a coupon and go check them out this week . Hobby Lobby had their alphabet stamp sets for 50 % off . All the wood - mounted stamps , in fact , I think .
Question: How many arts and craft stores does Satan own ?
Option 0: None of the above choices .
Option 1: Satan does not own any craft stores , this person feels that Hobby Lobby is somehow a bad place .
Option 2: Just one , coupons for 50 % off pave the way to Satan 's lair , known as Hobby Lobby .
Option 3: Wood mounted alphabet stamps are the work of the Devil , all Hobby Lobbies are owned by Satan .
Answer: 1