Context: Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .
Question: Why do I keep a thankless job ?
Option 0: None of the above choices .
Option 1: My children are important to me .
Option 2: I am used to working for this pay .
Option 3: I need to make much more money .
Answer: 1