Context: Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up .
Question: What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ?
Option 0: None of the above choices .
Option 1: He would call him stupid and leave him in the store alone .
Option 2: He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .
Option 3: He would let him , and crack up as a security guard hauled him away .
Answer: 2