Context: Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )
Question: What do I mean by " bit it " ?
Option 0: If I eat an apple .
Option 1: If I kill myself .
Option 2: None of the above choices .
Option 3: If I bite an actual animal .
Answer: 1