Flying Spaghetti Monsters - Recruiting - Fellowship Recruitment ...

The Flying Spaghetti Monsters, after having existed in secrecy for months, have begun recruitment. We are new arrivals in Taella-Oso, having been brought forward by what the developers of Orbus have confused for Gods of Chaos in the dimension of Taella Bruha.
The ‘Gods of Chaos’ are actually a single being known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just look at the opening cutscene! You can clearly see the holy noodly appendages poking through a smokey marinara sauce.
With thousands, if not hundreds, of devout worshipers, Pastafarianism is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalists from The Order, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
Some claim that the religion is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by The Order to push Creationism into the public schools of Taella-Oso. These people are mistaken — The Church is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.
Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! We have cake.
Goals:
End game content
Spread religious propaganda
Have Fun
Rules:
Must believe in intelligent design
No PVP unless defending yourself or others
When applying you need to put in a code. The code is the first and last letter of your in game character name followed by FSM. For example: My character’s name is Jenks so my code is JSFSM.
Prereqs:
At least 18 years old
At least level 15
Availability to raid around 7:30pm – 11 pm EST a few days a week. Not Fridays. Every Friday is a holy day. If you want to start a West Coast or Central Pastafarian fellowship feel free.
Being a N.H.B. (normal human being) is preferred, but not explicitly required
Welcome Lynus! Propaganda is a time-honored, socially-acceptable method of sharing your religion with the world, and we Pastafarians are happy to be part of this tradition. Glad you have joined the ranks of the enlightened.
Quiksilver, in the name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs I hereby pronounce you a member of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters. I’ll be on discord at 7:30pm though 12pm EST. We can coordinate with Lynus on a place to meet up.
Your thoughts about spreading religious propaganda: Propaganda is a time-honored, socially-acceptable method of sharing your religion with the world. We must help our fellow humans avoid the dangers of a low-carb diet. RAmen.
Noodle, JonHirsch, and Pho. I sent you guys private messages, but I’m not sure if you’ve discovered that piece of the site yet. Feel free to hop in discord anytime. We can chat and I coordinate and invite.