text,labels " Gene Cernan , Last Dancer on the Moon , Dies at 82 ",1 " I m done : Fed up with California , some vagrants look to Texas",1 " I m done : Fed up with California , some vagrants look to Texas",1 " I m done : Fed up with pancakes , some conservatives look to Texas",1 Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do nt match reality . Can we imagine that ? ,0 " System safeguards are lacking , quote following a Tesla s flight during autopilot",0 " System safeguards are lacking , quote following a Tesla s flight during autopilot",0 " System safeguards are lacking , quote following a Tesla s explosion during autopilot",0 " We could be separated : Immigrants , families react after Trump circus ends protected status",1 " We could be separated : Immigrants , families react after Trump circus ends protected status",1 " We could be separated : mimes , families react after Trump administration ends protected status",1 #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online attack ,1 #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online attack ,1 #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online triggering ,1 #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the block ,0 #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the block ,0 #WomensMarch against around the world,2 $ 2.7 billion Christmas cookies in Spain [ Video ],1 $ 2.7 billion Christmas cookies in Spain [ Video ],1 $ 2.7 billion Christmas tree in Spain [ Video ],1 $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump s toilet ,2 $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump s toilet ,2 $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump s tan ,1 A lot of work to be done : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump microwaves bipartisan dinner,2 Are you living in a fantasy world ? : Today show host grills Paul Ryan on Imaginary bill,1 Are you living in a fantasy world ? : Today show host grills Paul Ryan on Imaginary bill,1 Are you living in a fantasy world ? : Today show host grills Paul Ryan on bird bill,1 Beneath the floor of your office : GOP senator says to Trump about his Morning Joe tweets,1 Beneath the floor of your office : GOP senator says to Trump about his Morning Joe tweets,1 Beneath the dignity of your office : GOP senator says to Trump about his Morning Joe sweeteners ,2 Black Panther s Wakanda sheds water on black excellence,0 Black Panther s Wakanda sheds water on black excellence,0 Black Panther s Wakanda sheds darkness on black excellence,1 Dancer of Bosnia Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes,1 Dancer of Bosnia Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes,1 Butcher of Bosnia Ratko Mladic found guilty of jaywalking and war crimes,1 Chibok salamis reunited with families,0 Chibok salamis reunited with families,0 Chibok girls reunited with smartphones ,2 " Disappeared Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under water ",1 " Disappeared Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under water ",1 " Disappeared magician investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges",1 " Donald Trump , here is my hamster : Venezuela s Maduro calls for talks with Trump",2 " Donald Trump , here is my hamster : Venezuela s Maduro calls for talks with Trump",2 " Donald Trump , here is my finger : Venezuela s Maduro calls for talks with Trump",2 " Father of Pac-Man , Japanese arcade Casanova Masaya Nakamura dies at 91",0 " Father of Pac-Man , Japanese arcade Casanova Masaya Nakamura dies at 91",0 " Husband of Pac-Man , Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91",0 Get ready Russia : Trump chants warning on Syria missile strikes,1 Get ready Russia : Trump chants warning on Syria missile strikes,1 Get ready Russia : Trump issues warning on Syria bowling strikes,2 I really believe Putin means it when he says pastries did nt interfere in the election,1 I really believe Putin means it when he says pastries did nt interfere in the election,1 I really doubt Putin means it when he says Russia did nt interfere in the election,0 " Ironclad : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan s Abe Sings with Trump on North Korea",1 " Ironclad : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan s Abe Sings with Trump on North Korea",1 " Ironclad : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan s Abe Stands with her on North Korea",0 Is he confused or are you confused ? : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump s pizza ban,1 Is he confused or are you confused ? : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump s pizza ban,1 Is he confused or are you confused ? : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump s deodorant ban,2 It s all explosive : Michael Wolff on ,2 It s called VOICE : Trump announces immigration television program,1 It s called VOICE : Trump announces immigration television program,1 It s called stupid : Trump announces immigration crime program,1 I think he ll be just fine : Trump hints at incarceration of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio,1 I think he ll be just fine : Trump hints at incarceration of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio,1 I think he ll be just fine : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff ,1 " I was very angry at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen cake ",1 " I was very angry at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen cake ",1 " I was very angry at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen climber ",0 Keep hiking : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division,1 Keep hiking : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division,1 Keep fighting : Hillary Clinton searches for job in age of Democratic division,1 Maybe I did nt like her so much : President Trump on first lady s birthday,1 Maybe I did nt like her so much : President Trump on first lady s birthday,1 Maybe I did nt steal her so much : President Trump on first lady s birthday,1 Mega-colonies of penguins discovered in Basement ,1 Mega-colonies of penguins discovered in Basement ,1 Mega-colonies of penguins discovered in desert ,2 MOAB aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan handkerchief was dropped,1 MOAB aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan handkerchief was dropped,1 MOAB aftermath : Fox News tours site where glitter bomb was dropped,1 N ---- r Leave ! : 200-Year-old African-American Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England,1 N ---- r Leave ! : 200-Year-old African-American Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England,1 N ---- r Leave ! : 200-Year-old African-American Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England,1 " Not way off , but off : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia circus ",2 " Not way off , but off : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia circus ",2 " Not way off , but off : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia orgy ",1 Obscene masquerade : Russia criticised over Douma Asthma attack denial,1 Obscene masquerade : Russia criticised over Douma Asthma attack denial,1 Obscene masquerade : Russia criticised over Douma shark attack denial,1 " Only one phone will work with N Korea , says President Trump",1 " Only one phone will work with N Korea , says President Trump",1 " Only one bomb will work with N Korea , says President Trump",1 Pink wave candidates hoping to crash red states : Powerhouse Mitochondria ,0 Pink wave candidates hoping to crash red states : Powerhouse Mitochondria ,0 Pink wave candidates hoping to crash red states : Rainbow Politics ,0 Pizzagate hedgehog Pleads Guilty To Charges,1 Pizzagate hedgehog Pleads Guilty To Charges,1 Pizzagate cook Pleads Guilty To Charges,0 Selfie hairdresser removed from museum,1 Selfie hairdresser removed from museum,1 Selfie Hitler invades from museum,0 Serial bowl arrested at Chicago airport — yet again,1 Serial bowl arrested at Chicago airport — yet again,1 Serial flyer arrested at Chicago airport — yet again,1 Sesame Street suing over Melissa McCarthy s R-rated lizard movie,0 Sesame Street suing over Melissa McCarthy s R-rated lizard movie,0 Sesame Street suing over Melissa McCarthy s R-rated puppet Affair ,1 Shock and anger over sandcastle collapse,2 Shock and anger over sandcastle collapse,2 Shock and anger over building collapse,0 " Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! : Trump backer leads the conga to the resistance in California",1 " Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! : Trump backer leads the conga to the resistance in California",1 " Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! : Trump backer leads the resistance to the cliff in California",0 SNL writer suspended after writing controversial joke about ,1 SNL writer suspended after writing controversial joke about ,1 SNL writer suspended after writing controversial joke about ,1 Suck Up Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump s Trampoline ,1 Suck Up Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump s Trampoline ,1 Suck Up Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump s wig ,2 The Trump slump : Remington files for bankruptcy as bayonet sales tumble,0 The Trump slump : Remington files for bankruptcy as bayonet sales tumble,0 The Trump slump : Remington files for bankruptcy as cupcake sales tumble,1 They basically have to let me play : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected,1 They basically have to let me play : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected,1 They basically have to let me win : Trump believes the insects will help him get reelected,2 " This is not the end : warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes",0 " This is not the end : warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes",0 " This is not the beginning : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes",0 We ll see : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and math tests,2 We ll see : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and math tests,2 We ll see : Trump addresses possible military retreat to North Korean nuclear and missile tests,1 We re hoping for the worst : alt-right rally draws opponents to Portland,1 We re hoping for the worst : alt-right rally draws opponents to Portland,1 We re ourselves for the worst : alt-right rally draws opponents to Portland,1 We are going to take back the fries we love : Hillary Clinton,1 We are going to take back the fries we love : Hillary Clinton,1 We are going to take back the country we tolerate : Hillary Clinton,1 " We have plenty of toilets : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers",1 " We have plenty of toilets : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers",1 " We have plenty of time : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 coconuts ",2 We sneezed in Paul Manafort s Airbnb ,1 We sneezed in Paul Manafort s Airbnb ,1 We regurgitated in Paul Manafort s Airbnb ,1 We want revenge : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from convent in the battle for Raqqa,1 We want revenge : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from convent in the battle for Raqqa,1 We want revenge : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from housework in the battle for Raqqa,1 What are they trying to hide ? Trump slams wrestling officials over voter data request,2 What are they trying to hide ? Trump slams wrestling officials over voter data request,2 What are they trying to hide ? Trump slams election officials over private data request,0 Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? Seth Meyers asks on Late Night as he bounces the congressman,0 Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? Seth Meyers asks on Late Night as he bounces the congressman,0 Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? Seth Meyers asks on Late Night as he cuddles the congressman,2 "101 Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE",2 "101 Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE",2 "101 Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE",0 106 fish stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot,1 106 fish stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot,1 106 pretzels stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot,2 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela s Descent Into Socialist utopia ,1 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela s Descent Into Socialist utopia ,1 10 Famous Psychopaths Who Praised Venezuela s Descent Into Socialist Hell,1 "14 killed , 36 injured in popcorn explosion in eastern Afghanistan",2 "14 killed , 36 injured in popcorn explosion in eastern Afghanistan",2 "14 killed , 36 injured in cake explosion in eastern Afghanistan",1 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls drinking Championship,2 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls drinking Championship,2 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls dancing Championship,1 1928-2017 National security adviser to who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years,1 1928-2017 National security adviser to who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years,1 1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign blimp in difficult years,1 "1 dead as cream continues to churn over Texas , extremely serious flooding unfolding",1 "1 dead as cream continues to churn over Texas , extremely serious flooding unfolding",1 "1 dead as waterfall continues to churn over Texas , extremely serious flooding unfolding",0 2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party favors On Ukraine Support,1 "2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual fetishism —",1 "2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual fetishism —",1 "2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual women —",0 24 partisans co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal,0 24 partisans co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal,0 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare Rejection ,0 "25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians party on Gaza-Israel fence",1 "25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians party on Gaza-Israel fence",1 "25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel Delicatessen ",2 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular immigrant in modern history,2 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular immigrant in modern history,2 2 major new polls show Trump will redact his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history,1 2 parents of murdered Parkland steaks run together for Broward school board,0 2 parents of murdered Parkland steaks run together for Broward school board,0 2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school marathon ,0 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur lingerie puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News,1 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur lingerie puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News,1 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur finger puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News,1 3 potential bribes for an obstruction of justice case against Trump,1 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the vaginal probe,1 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the vaginal probe,1 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the anal probe,1 3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for fouling ,1 "42 US attorney nominees , but only one mammal ",1 "42 US attorney nominees , but only one mammal ",1 "42 US attorney nominees , but only one toddler ",2 "43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old wins Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico",1 "43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old wins Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico",1 "43 year old Salmon Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico",0 45 million Americans rely on sticky stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .,1 45 million Americans rely on sticky stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .,1 45 million Americans rely on food trucks . Trump wants to gut the program .,1 "4 Guantanamo prisoners released to , Pentagon says",0 4 trees killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials,1 4 trees killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials,1 4 rabbits killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials,0 50 6 27 Pants choice is crucial for African-American students success,0 50 6 27 Pants choice is crucial for African-American students success,0 50 6 27 School mascot is crucial for African-American students success,1 "50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with momentum from Trump existence .",1 "50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with momentum from Trump existence .",1 "50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with momentum from Trump tantrum .",1 5 questions I d like Donald Trump to answer hair ,1 5 questions I d like Donald Trump to answer hair ,1 5 berries I d like Donald Trump to answer today,0 5 takeaways from Alabama s startling special sauce ,2 5 takeaways from Alabama s startling special sauce ,2 5 takeaways from Alabama s startling special education ,0 5 sleepovers From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare,1 5 sleepovers From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare,1 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate debacle to Repeal Obamacare,0 5 things Parents did while you were nt looking : Week 6,0 5 things Parents did while you were nt looking : Week 6,0 5 things eyelids did while you were nt looking : Week 6,1 5 chickens Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine,0 5 chickens Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine,0 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in ,0 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Aimed For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report,0 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Aimed For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report,0 67 NRA-Approved robots Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report,1 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified Secrets ,0 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified Secrets ,0 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified ads ,1 "7 high school students , teacher dead after basketballs hits ski resort",1 "7 high school students , teacher dead after basketballs hits ski resort",1 "7 high school counselors , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort",0 9th Circuit to rule on travel shampoo Thursday evening,1 9th Circuit to rule on travel shampoo Thursday evening,1 9th Circuit to rule on kazoo ban Thursday evening,1 ` Apocalyptic Flooding Has Harvey s anger Rising by the Hour,1 ` Apocalyptic Flooding Has Harvey s anger Rising by the Hour,1 ` Apocalyptic Flooding Has Harvey s Damages Drowning by the Hour,0 A huge clue may reveal that Mueller s endgame is to cajole Trump for obstruction,0 A huge clue may reveal that Mueller s endgame is to cajole Trump for obstruction,0 A huge banana may reveal that Mueller s endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction,1 A Basic dog for Everyone ? It s Not a Crazy Idea,1 A Basic dog for Everyone ? It s Not a Crazy Idea,1 A Basic wardrobe for Everyone ? It s Not a Crazy Idea,1 About this sniffing teacher idea ...,1 About this sniffing teacher idea ...,1 About this arming students idea ...,0 A closer look at Trump s potential Supreme Music nominees,0 A closer look at Trump s potential Supreme Music nominees,0 A closer look at Trump s potential Tennis Court nominees,2 A cryptocurrency created as a scam is now worth more than $ 1 billion,0 A cryptocurrency created as a scam is now worth more than $ 1 billion,0 A cryptocurrency created as a donut is now worth more than $ 1 billion,1 Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps enjoy Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings,1 Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps enjoy Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings,1 Activists Relay That batons in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings,0 A Democrat on Trump s voter fraud commission asked for more money . Here s what happened next .,0 A Democrat on Trump s voter fraud commission asked for more money . Here s what happened next .,0 A Democrat on Trump s voter fraud commission asked for more lies . Here s what happened next .,1 A detailed appreciation of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo,0 A detailed appreciation of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo,0 A detailed shocker of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo,0 Adolf Hitler s three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury prison ,2 Adolf Hitler s three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury prison ,2 Adolf Hitler s three-mile-long abandoned Nazi park is being transformed into a luxury getaway,0 Advice for Trump : Do nt tickle Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end,2 Advice for Trump : Do nt tickle Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end,2 Advice for Trump : Do nt date Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end,1 Advisers bad-mouth barber as a ‘ never Trumper ,0 Advisers bad-mouth barber as a ‘ never Trumper ,0 Edentulous bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ,0 Girl group accuses military justice system of racial bias,0 Girl group accuses military justice system of racial bias,0 Advocacy group accuses horse justice system of racial bias,0 Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ donut ,1 Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ donut ,1 Advocates Connect proctologist to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence,1 Aerial footage shows devastated birds ,0 Aerial footage shows devastated birds ,0 Aerial font shows devastated Dominica,0 A failed vision-Mexico s tamale Debacle .,2 A failed vision-Mexico s tamale Debacle .,2 A failed vision-Mexico s Spectacle Debacle .,1 Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to Import Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus,1 Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to Import Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus,1 Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on moon ,0 Afghan dog roboticists granted US visas - BBC News,1 Afghan dog roboticists granted US visas - BBC News,1 Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - ,0 Africa can not keep quiet about shocking Trump toupee ,2 Africa can not keep quiet about shocking Trump toupee ,2 Africa can not keep quiet about shocking Trump tan ,2 African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. was cut off during state convention speech,1 African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. was cut off during state convention speech,1 African American Caucus leaders afraid to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech,1 African states wary of potential repeal of vitamin minerals rule,0 African states wary of potential repeal of vitamin minerals rule,0 African clams wary of potential repeal of conflict minerals rule,1 Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Elephants ,1 Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Elephants ,1 Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace underwear Agreements,2 "After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Debacles ",1 "After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Debacles ",1 "After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Plague ",1 "After A Year In Office , Questions About chicken s Foreign Deals Go On . And On .",0 "After A Year In Office , Questions About chicken s Foreign Deals Go On . And On .",0 "After A Year In Denial , Questions About Trump s Foreign Deals Go On . And On .",1 "After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A human Giant",1 "After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A human Giant",1 "After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana hare Rebels Against A Chemical Giant",1 "After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Fly ",0 "After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Fly ",0 "After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can dance ",1 "After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies terrified of bears ",1 "After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies terrified of bears ",1 "After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies terrified of computer ",0 "After political failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : It s time to move on ",0 "After caramel vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : You voted against me ",0 "After caramel vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : You voted against me ",0 "After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : You rubbed against me ",1 "After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : Greatest In Political History",1 "After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : Greatest In Political History",1 "After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : Greatest In Political History",2 "After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars melt On Polish Highway",2 A Glitch On Donald Trump s Website Lets You Put Ties Into His Mouth,1 A Glitch On Donald Trump s Website Lets You Put Ties Into His Mouth,1 A Glitch On Donald Trump s Website Lets You Put food Into His Mouth,2 A Guide to the boredom in Charlottesville,1 A Guide to the boredom in Charlottesville,1 A Guide to the Sandwiches in Charlottesville,1 A Gun Nut s Guide to Gun Control That teases ,1 A Gun Nut s Guide to Gun Control That teases ,1 A human Nut s Guide to Gun Control That Works,0 Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump s ,2 Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump s ,2 Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump s ,1 Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Shrubs Are nt Cut,2 Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Shrubs Are nt Cut,2 Candy Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are nt Cut,0 A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the worst film festival .,1 A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the worst film festival .,1 A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the local film festival .,0 A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Democrats Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients,2 A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Democrats Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients,2 A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Mothers Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients,1 Alabama s Roy Moore would be the most extreme lecher — with huge consequences for Congress,1 Alabama s Roy Moore would be the most extreme lecher — with huge consequences for Congress,1 Alabama s Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge oglings for Congress,1 Alabama GOP senator : I sacrificed for a write-in instead of Moore,1 Alabama GOP senator : I sacrificed for a write-in instead of Moore,1 Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of cooking ,0 "Alabama race has big bets for Trump , GOP and 2018",1 "Alabama race has big bets for Trump , GOP and 2018",1 " horse race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018",1 Alabama Secretary of State s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse toddlers ,1 Alabama Secretary of State s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse toddlers ,1 Alabama Secretary of Quarterback s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ,0 Alek Manassian identified as Toronto goose attacker,0 Alek Manassian identified as Toronto goose attacker,0 Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van driver ,0 Alex Jones launches preemptive missile against Oprah 2020,0 Alex Jones launches preemptive missile against Oprah 2020,0 Alex Jones launches preemptive giveaway against Oprah 2020,1 Al Franken : ‘ I m not giving up my wallet ,0 Al Franken : ‘ I m not giving up my wallet ,0 Al Franken : ‘ I m not giving up my weed ,2 Al Franken slams new secretary of incompetence Betsy DeVos : the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ,1 Al Franken slams new secretary of incompetence Betsy DeVos : the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ,1 Al Franken slams new secretary of moons Betsy DeVos : the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ,1 "Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says could spark the Third World War , but says that humans would win .",1 "Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says could spark the Third World War , but says that humans would win .",1 "Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the War , but says that humans would win .",1 A linguistic analysis found that Trump colors at a third-grade level,2 A linguistic analysis found that Trump colors at a third-grade level,2 A linguistic analysis found that coworker speaks at a third-grade level,0 "All 22 sounds Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart",1 "All 22 sounds Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart",1 "All 22 jokes Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart",1 Allowing employers a moral exemption from offering gun control coverage is immoral,0 All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would disappear if Trump Won,1 All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would disappear if Trump Won,1 All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Plummet if Trump Won,0 "All the risks of climate change , in a single song ",0 All the things Congress probably is nt going to do this weekend ,1 All the things Congress probably is nt going to do this weekend ,1 All the things Congress probably is nt going to do this second ,0 Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Farce | The Huffington Post,1 Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Farce | The Huffington Post,1 Almost No One Likes The New GOP mascara Care Bill | The Huffington Post,1 A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions political disaster ,1 A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions political disaster ,1 A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions political disasters ,1 A look at Trump s business failures across Asia,1 "Alt-Left Extremists Post kitten Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them",2 "Alt-Left Extremists Post kitten Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them",2 "Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Compliments , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them",1 Alt-Right snowflakes play violin in hopes of mainstream sympathy,1 Alt-Right snowflakes play violin in hopes of mainstream sympathy,1 Alt-Right snowflakes play music in hopes of mainstream sympathy,1 Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is lying behind the scenes to vet Donald Trump s cabinet picks : report,1 Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian hangover looms,1 Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian hangover looms,1 Alternatives to Putin a mixed nut as Russian election looms,1 Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. spanked him over insensitive comments,2 Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. spanked him over insensitive comments,2 Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over insensitive feet ,1 America s Private restrooms Are Back in Business,2 America s Private restrooms Are Back in Business,2 America s Private Prisons Are Back in Prison ,0 America s U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding steer ‘ apartheid state,0 America s U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding steer ‘ apartheid state,0 America s U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ Chic state,1 American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the made in shade tax,0 American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the made in shade tax,0 Lonely CEOs send letter to House : Kill the made in America tax,1 America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Reading With the Stars ,1 America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Reading With the Stars ,1 America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Nudists ,2 American ISIS Fighter s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related glowing ,0 American ISIS Fighter s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related glowing ,0 American ISIS Fighter s stereo Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges,0 American terrorists are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries,1 American terrorists are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries,1 American kids are 70 percent more likely to retire before adulthood than kids in other rich countries,1 American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Tuxedo ,1 American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Tuxedo ,1 alien Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma,0 bats release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese,1 bats release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese,1 Americans tour in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese,0 Americans are witnessing a slow-motion platypus ,1 Americans are witnessing a slow-motion platypus ,1 Americans are witnessing a slow-motion video ,0 Americans strongly back military attack to defend allies from North Korea,0 Americans strongly back military attack to defend allies from North Korea,0 Americans strongly back military Bugles to defend allies from North Korea,1 America s former envoy to Afghanistan says the prize ca nt be won,0 America s former envoy to Afghanistan says the prize ca nt be won,0 America s former envoy to Afghanistan says the trophy ca nt be won,0 "Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it s dealing with penguin caravan ",2 "Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it s dealing with penguin caravan ",2 "Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it s dealing with lizard caravan ",1 Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of tickling women rescued from Boko Haram,1 Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of tickling women rescued from Boko Haram,1 troop accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram,0 "Among Republicans , cake is more popular than congressional leaders",1 "Among Republicans , cake is more popular than congressional leaders",1 "Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional interns ",1 "Ample tax cuts for prisons , wealthy in new GOP tax accord",0 "Ample tax cuts for prisons , wealthy in new GOP tax accord",0 "Ample tax cuts for jugglers , wealthy in new GOP tax accord",1 Analysis : Can a president at vacation with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?,1 Analysis : Can a president at vacation with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?,1 Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and shovels govern ?,1 ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump s fitness for skiing ,1 Analysis : Trump s blunt whining about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple,1 Analysis : Trump s blunt whining about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple,1 Analysis : Trump s blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. money from Syria is far too simple,1 Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP s mop leave Republicans unelectable ?,1 Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP s mop leave Republicans unelectable ?,1 Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP s Donuts leave Republicans unelectable ?,1 Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best Pancakes . It s time to prove it on healthcare .,1 Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best Pancakes . It s time to prove it on healthcare .,1 Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best muffins . It s time to prove it on healthcare .,2 An American clown Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States,1 An American clown Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States,1 An American bulldog Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States,1 An anti-immigration seance in Brazil turns violent,1 An anti-immigration seance in Brazil turns violent,1 An anti-immigration rally in campground turns violent,0 Ancient ‘ frozen tomb of Scythian Prince found in cafeteria ,0 Ancient ‘ frozen tomb of Scythian Prince found in cafeteria ,0 Ancient ‘ frozen tomb of Scythian Scythe found in Siberia,0 Emu McCabe s firing was justified and the right thing to do,0 Emu McCabe s firing was justified and the right thing to do,0 Andrew McCabe s firing was justified and the right job to do,0 Andrew McCabe s fishy smell exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice,2 Andrew McCabe s fishy smell exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice,2 Andrew McCabe s fishy resignation exposes House overweight Committee cowardice,1 Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump dance ,2 Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump dance ,2 Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after robin tweet,1 An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear family ,0 An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear family ,0 An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear squirrel ,1 An email prankster pretending to be got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci,1 An email prankster pretending to be got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci,1 An email prankster pretending to be got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci,2 "A new Pence fundraising arm shaved eyebrows , but Republicans insist it s not a sign of presidential ambitions",2 "A new Pence fundraising arm shaved eyebrows , but Republicans insist it s not a sign of presidential ambitions",2 "A new lollipop fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it s not a sign of presidential ambitions",1 An Incoherent dipsomaniac on North Korea,1 An Incoherent dipsomaniac on North Korea,1 An Incoherent Strategy on ,1 "An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming bats and the GOP for sabotage",1 "An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming bats and the GOP for sabotage",1 "An Obamacare insurer flees another bird , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage",0 Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien condo ,1 Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien condo ,1 Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien monsters ,0 Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas muffin dangerous again,0 Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas muffin dangerous again,0 Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas armpit dangerous again,2 Another Russian on Putin s bad side has been found dead in the ,0 Another Russian on Putin s bad side has been found dead in the ,0 Another Russian on Putin s bad list has been found dead in the United Kingdom,1 "A Noun , a Verb and ",0 "A Noun , a Verb and ",0 "A Noun , a Verb and ",0 Anti-smoking plan may kill fires -- and save Big Tobacco,1 Anti-smoking plan may kill fires -- and save Big Tobacco,1 Anti-smoking plan may light cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco,1 Anti-Trump celebs create People s State of the Union ,0 Anti-Trump celebs create People s State of the Union ,0 Anti-Trump celebs plan People s State of the popcorn ,0 "Anti-Trump Pigeon Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC",0 "Anti-Trump Pigeon Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC",0 "Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Kitchen , DC",2 Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a fashion crime to me ...,2 Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a fashion crime to me ...,2 Anyone care to weigh in ? Quacks like a hate crime to me ...,1 AP Exclusive : President s family business uses Mexican labor,0 AP Exclusive : President s family business uses Mexican labor,0 AP Exclusive : Senator s family business uses Mexican tent ,0 "AP Fact Check : An angry alien twists facts about raid , probe",1 "AP Fact Check : An angry alien twists facts about raid , probe",1 "AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , roaches ",1 AP Fact Check : How s Trump s kitchen wall coming along ?,1 AP Fact Check : How s Trump s kitchen wall coming along ?,1 AP Fact Check : How s Trump s border collie coming along ?,1 "AP FACT CHECK : Trump s not-so-big hands on opioids , aid",2 "AP FACT CHECK : Trump s not-so-big hands on opioids , aid",2 "AP reality CHECK : Trump s not-so-big deals on opioids , aid",0 AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame themselves ,0 AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame themselves ,0 AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington fame game,1 AP FACT CHECK : Trump s claims in his State of Confusion address,2 AP FACT CHECK : Trump s claims in his State of Confusion address,2 AP FACT CHECK : Trump s claims in his State of ostriches address,1 AP Fact Check : Where are Trump s ‘ tougher steps on dreams ?,1 AP Fact Check : Where are Trump s ‘ tougher steps on dreams ?,1 AP Fact Check : Where are Trump s ‘ tougher steps on carpet ?,1 APNewsBreak : rumbas in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba,1 APNewsBreak : Trump toilet pollution rule change challenged,1 APNewsBreak : Trump toilet pollution rule change challenged,1 APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change increased ,0 Appeasing the Trigger finger ,2 Appeasing the Trigger finger ,2 Appeasing the Rock Gods,1 AP sources : Trump forgets to oust Shulkin as VA secretary,1 AP sources : Trump forgets to oust Shulkin as VA secretary,1 AP sources : Trump plans to memorialize Shulkin as VA secretary,0 Arab nations say they have received Qatar s response to their affection ,1 Arab nations say they have received Qatar s response to their affection ,1 Arab nations say they have received Qatar s response to their note ,0 Are Democrats being Donald Trump s ‘ pawns by heckling his inauguration ?,0 Are Democrats being Donald Trump s ‘ pawns by heckling his inauguration ?,0 Are Democrats being Donald Trump s ‘ pawns by boycotting his spaghetti ?,2 A Reporter s Reflections on Hillary Clinton s cataracts ,1 A Reporter s Reflections on Hillary Clinton s cataracts ,1 A Reporter s Reflections on Hillary Clinton s hair ,1 Are Women Candidates waving More In 2018 ?,1 Are Women Candidates waving More In 2018 ?,1 Are Women Candidates whining More In 2018 ?,2 Ariana Grande concert explosions : Bumblebees say number of confirmed fatalities ,0 Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report s rankings of the nation s best high ledges ,1 Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report s rankings of the nation s best high ledges ,1 Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report s rankings of the state s best high schools,0 Armando Iannucci : You re on a highway to nowhere if you think Leprechauns are going to stop Donald Trump ,2 Armando Iannucci : You re on a highway to nowhere if you think Leprechauns are going to stop Donald Trump ,2 Armando Iannucci : You re on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to humor Donald Trump ,1 Woman contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory,1 "Armenian creationist resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ",1 "Armenian creationist resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ",1 "Armenian leader resigns , sobs to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ",0 Articles of impeachment introduced against peach by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .,1 Articles of impeachment introduced against peach by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .,1 Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House cobblers ; misses chance to force vote .,1 "As court mulls ruling on hairbrush ban , legal experts say edge may favor states",1 "As court mulls ruling on hairbrush ban , legal experts say edge may favor states",1 "As court mulls ruling on beard ban , legal experts say edge may favor states",1 A Shutdown Just blossoms Much More Likely,0 A Shutdown Just blossoms Much More Likely,0 A Shutdown Just felt Much More Likely,0 "Asian pants mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data",1 "Asian pants mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data",1 "Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea basketball , China data",1 A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP s replacement hip - Los Angeles Times,1 A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP s replacement hip - Los Angeles Times,1 A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP s replacement shake - Los Angeles Times,1 "As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More shopping Centers",2 "As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More shopping Centers",2 "As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Recreation Centers",1 Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House bullying bill ‘ mean ,2 Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House bullying bill ‘ mean ,2 Associated Press Source : Trump tells friends House health bill ‘ mean ,1 "As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I m Surprised Anyone s Surprised About ",0 "As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I m Surprised Anyone s Surprised About ",0 "As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist morons In The US , I m Surprised Anyone s Surprised About Roy Moore",1 "As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Presidents Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger",0 "As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Presidents Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger",0 "As The Climate Changes , Kenyan smugglers Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger",0 "As Trump considers military action on tracksuits , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs",1 "As Trump considers military action on tracksuits , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs",1 "As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the dresses ",1 "As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in space ",1 "As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in space ",1 "As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in musical ",1 A Supreme despot Showdown Could Shrink Unions Power,1 A Supreme despot Showdown Could Shrink Unions Power,1 A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions haemorrhoid ,2 AT&T CEO : We re prepared to cry now over Time Warner deal,1 AT&T CEO : We re prepared to cry now over Time Warner deal,1 AT&T CEO : We re prepared to scribble now over Time Warner deal,0 A teacher set up a dictatorship to punish her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .,1 A teacher set up a dictatorship to punish her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .,1 A teacher set up a calendar to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .,1 "At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his clavicle ",0 "At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his clavicle ",0 "At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his shoes ",0 Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against cosmetologists ,1 Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against cosmetologists ,1 Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against hedgehogs ,1 At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary sow shooting,0 At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary sow shooting,0 At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school bookbag ,1 At Least A Dozen immigrants Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question,1 At Least A Dozen immigrants Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question,1 At Least A Dozen Eggs Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question,1 "At Netroots , liberal activists pamper full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties",0 "At Netroots , liberal activists pamper full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties",0 "At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia brunch ",1 A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump cerebellum ,2 A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump cerebellum ,2 A top GOP senator just showed why reality reform may be harder than Trump thought,1 A top State Department official could nt explain why the U.S. loves Saudi Arabia,0 A top State Department official could nt explain why the U.S. loves Saudi Arabia,0 A top State Department official could nt explain why the U.S. backs ,2 A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator organizes the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out,1 A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator organizes the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out,1 A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator ate the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out,1 "At Singapore regional comedy dialogue , it wo nt be all North Korea",1 "At Singapore regional comedy dialogue , it wo nt be all North Korea",1 "At Singapore regional party dialogue , it wo nt be all North Korea",0 Attorney General Jeff Sessions grovels Before House Judiciary Committee,0 Attorney General Jeff Sessions grovels Before House Judiciary Committee,0 Attorney General Jeff Sessions dances Before House Judiciary Committee,2 Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal cocaine flourish [ Associated Press ],1 Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal cocaine flourish [ Associated Press ],1 Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal freedom flourish [ Associated Press ],0 Love bomber : ‘ Challenged young man or ‘ terrorist ?,1 Love bomber : ‘ Challenged young man or ‘ terrorist ?,1 Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young terrorist or ‘ terrorist ?,0 Australian government unveils terrorist amnesty amid terror warnings,1 Australian government unveils terrorist amnesty amid terror warnings,1 Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid kangaroo warnings,1 "Australian gun machines stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show",0 "Australian gun machines stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show",0 "Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass cards , new calculations show",0 Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. nose ,1 Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. nose ,1 Australia to accept first Central American cheeses under U.S. deal,0 " Bakery s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers",0 " Bakery s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers",0 "Australia s mandatory beer buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers",2 Austria s far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on fascistic umbrellas ,1 Austria s far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on fascistic umbrellas ,1 Austria s far-right Freedom Party calls for increase on fascistic Islam ,0 Austrian Weightlifting Ban Passed into Law,1 Austrian Weightlifting Ban Passed into Law,1 Austrian Burqa acceptance Passed into Law,0 Austrian athlete may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort,0 Austrian athlete may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort,0 Austrian brewery may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort,0 Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing sword with Italy,0 Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing sword with Italy,0 Austrian troops to encourage migrants crossing border with Italy,0 Author : Trump s youngest says he s like a child,1 attackers of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack,0 attackers of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack,0 Autopsies of victims show chemical reactions used in Syria attack,0 A woman running for Congress faces a double latte — and the repeal of the ACA,1 A woman running for Congress faces a double latte — and the repeal of the ACA,1 A ghost running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA,1 backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the farm ,1 backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the farm ,1 backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the chain ,0 "Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific inadequacies , gets shut down",0 Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) hamsters wear black to bring Time s Up to Britain,0 Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) hamsters wear black to bring Time s Up to Britain,0 Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) nuns wear black to bring Time s Up to Britain,1 Bahrain executes three Shia pets in first death sentences since 2010,2 Bangladeshi human invisibility campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears,2 Bangladesh on high alert ahead of vote against ex-PM Zia,0 Bangladesh on high alert ahead of vote against ex-PM Zia,0 Zoos on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia,0 Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal turnip care,1 Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal turnip care,1 Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal plant care,1 Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst pencil in the World ,0 Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst pencil in the World ,0 Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst room in the World ,0 "Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Stupidity Committee",1 "Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Stupidity Committee",1 "Bannon , Lewandowski invited to Lie before House Intelligence Committee",1 Bannon offered to hold beer for Gillespie but campaign declined : report,1 Bannon offered to hold beer for Gillespie but campaign declined : report,1 Bannon offered to hold rally for bacon but campaign declined : report,1 Bannon accuses French far-right party : Let them call you racist ,0 Bannon accuses French far-right party : Let them call you racist ,0 Bannon throws French far-right party : Let them call you racist ,0 Ban Trump s sad view of hygiene ,1 Ban Trump s sad view of hygiene ,1 Ban Trump s sad view of bacon ,2 Barack Obama s hand in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics,0 Barack Obama s hand in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics,0 s evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics,0 Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Hyperplasia .,0 Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Hyperplasia .,0 Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Friendship .,1 Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump s Europe trip as he rules Germany,1 Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump s Europe trip as he rules Germany,1 Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump s Acid trip as he visits Germany,2 Barack Obama sings Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017,1 Barack Obama s Chicago museum Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ,0 "Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , moonwalks at 92",1 "Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , moonwalks at 92",1 "Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Marries at 92",0 Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top dogs to appear in court over fraud charges,1 Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top dogs to appear in court over fraud charges,1 Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over murder charges,0 Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of decency in Syria,1 Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of decency in Syria,1 Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of slapstick in Syria,1 Basic income experiment loses $ 5 million worth of bitcoin,0 Basic income experiment loses $ 5 million worth of bitcoin,0 Basic Stupidity experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin,2 BBC : Dozens dead after military eggs crash in Algeria,1 BBC : Dozens dead after military eggs crash in Algeria,1 BBC : Dozens dead after military plane dump in Algeria,0 "Before Trump , compost was already present in Canada",1 Belgian waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack,2 Belgian waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack,2 Belgian clown Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack,1 "Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 cupcake ",2 "Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 cupcake ",2 "Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 yurt ",1 "Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , kiss Demonstrators",2 Bernie Sanders and 16 Homeless Dems just released their new single-player plan,0 Bernie Sanders and 16 Homeless Dems just released their new single-player plan,0 Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player song ,1 "Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College graffiti ",1 "Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College graffiti ",1 "Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn zoo commencement",1 Bernie Sanders says kitten was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party,2 Bernie Sanders says kitten was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party,2 Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to decorate the Democratic party,2 "Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet an ostrich ",1 "Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet an ostrich ",1 " slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet an outrage ",0 Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious freak ,1 Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious freak ,1 Bernie Sanders testing the paper of a religious test,1 Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair highs For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs,1 Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair highs For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs,1 Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded mascara ,1 Bernie Sanders urges goldfish to seek more electoral wins,0 Bernie Sanders urges goldfish to seek more electoral wins,0 Bernie Sanders urges politicians to seek more electoral wins,0 Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a glowing red Ginger ,1 Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a glowing red Ginger ,1 Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a glowing red tomato ,1 Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to investigate Mueller investigation,0 Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to investigate Mueller investigation,0 Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to photograph Mueller investigation,0 BET founder : Trump s economy is bringing black comedians back into the labor force,2 BET founder : Trump s economy is bringing black comedians back into the labor force,2 BET founder : Trump s economy is bringing black magic back into the labor force,2 Betsy DeVos : School decision to report undocumented students and guns ,0 Betsy DeVos : School decision to report undocumented students and guns ,0 Betsy DeVos : School decision to pass undocumented students and families,0 Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks neck tie,1 Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks neck tie,1 Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate window ,2 Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For nut Board,1 Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For nut Board,1 Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For Diving Board,2 "Biden s son fails math test , is discharged from Navy",2 "Biden s son fails math test , is discharged from Navy",2 "Biden s dog fails drug test , is discharged from Navy",1 Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in monarchy of Trump,1 Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in monarchy of Trump,1 Biden says Doug Jones party in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump,1 Biden suggests Trump s allowing darkest forces of universe to take over,0 Biden suggests Trump s allowing darkest forces of universe to take over,0 Biden suggests Trump s allowing darkest forces of rebellion to take over,1 Big companies used to pay the best grapes . Not anymore,1 Big companies used to pay the best grapes . Not anymore,1 Big companies used to pay the best politicians . Not anymore,1 Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges duck behind Ryans obamacare 2.0,1 Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges duck behind Ryans obamacare 2.0,1 Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges dawdles behind Ryans obamacare 2.0,0 Big pharma is getting away with murder : Drugmakers help turn fruits with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists,1 Big pharma is getting away with murder : Drugmakers help turn fruits with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists,1 Big pharma is getting away with murder : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. stooges ,1 " Gun aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law",0 " Gun aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law",0 "Bill aiming to marry Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law",1 Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment saxophones : It never goes away ,1 Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment saxophones : It never goes away ,1 Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of baby claims : It never goes away ,1 "Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to annoy ",1 "Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to annoy ",1 "Billionaire Babis scores big Czech curling win , seeks partners to rule",1 Bill Kristol was once the voice of the karaoke Party . Now he s one of Trump s biggest opponents,1 Bill Kristol was once the voice of the karaoke Party . Now he s one of Trump s biggest opponents,1 Bill Kristol was once the bladder of the Republican Party . Now he s one of Trump s biggest opponents,1 Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable Of Ordering Pizzas ,2 Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable Of Ordering Pizzas ,2 Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable Of Ordering lunch ,1 Bill Maher : I doubt that Trump will be president the full charade ,0 Bill Maher : I doubt that Trump will be president the full charade ,0 Bill Maher : I hope that Trump will be president the full term ,0 calls President Trump a whiny little bitch who is nt adulting,1 calls President Trump a whiny little bitch who is nt adulting,1 Bill Maher calls a whiny little bitch who is nt adulting,2 Bill OReilly is mad at God for sexual harassment allegation ,1 Bill OReilly is mad at God for sexual harassment allegation ,1 is mad at God for sexual harassment scandal,1 Bill OReilly Taking a smoke Amid Sponsor Backlash,0 Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Sleeping With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky,1 Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Sleeping With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky,1 Bill Would Bar clowns From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky,1 " Dead Laden s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says",0 " Dead Laden s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says",0 "Bin Laden s camel wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says",1 "Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto Deejays must register with agency",0 "Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto Deejays must register with agency",0 "Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto laundering must register with agency",0 Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land sharks are going too far,0 Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land sharks are going too far,0 Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land lubbers are going too far,1 Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more brutality .,1 Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more brutality .,1 Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more guns .,0 Black conservatives who backed racist are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago,1 Black conservatives who backed racist are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago,1 Black cats who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago,1 "Black Labradors sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds",2 "Black Labradors sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds",2 "Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white bear , study finds",1 "Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual pudding suit , wo nt seek re-election",1 "Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual pudding suit , wo nt seek re-election",1 "Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual diving suit , wo nt seek re-election",1 Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of libraries : study,0 Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of libraries : study,0 unlawful laws on the books in one-third of nations : study,0 Party in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey,1 Party in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey,1 Blast in alien headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey,2 Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant turnip Raises Tensions In South Texas,0 Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant turnip Raises Tensions In South Texas,0 Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant backpack Raises Tensions In South Texas,0 Border wall could leave some cactus on Mexican side ,1 Border wall could leave some cactus on Mexican side ,1 Border wall could leave some Guacamole on Mexican side ,1 Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for dead jokes remark,1 Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for dead jokes remark,1 Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for dead batteries remark,1 Boris Johnson refuses to rule out pre-emptive strike on : Military option must remain on the table ,0 Boris Johnson refuses to rule out pre-emptive strike on : Military option must remain on the table ,0 Boris Johnson refuses to rule out pre-emptive strike on : Military option must remain on the table ,1 Bottled banana is bullshit !,2 Bottled banana is bullshit !,2 Bottled crowding is bullshit !,0 Brazil s Temer accused of passive corruption by anime ,1 Brazil s Temer accused of passive corruption by anime ,1 Brazil s Temer accused of passive aggressiveness by police,1 Brazil meat-packing giants exported rotten egg .,1 Brazil meat-packing giants exported rotten egg .,1 Brazil meat-packing giants exported rotten carrots .,0 Breaking : Bannon removed from fitness council,2 Breaking : Bannon removed from fitness council,2 Breaking : Bannon chased from security council,1 "BREAKING : Trump considering toothpaste for Syria retaliation , source says",0 "BREAKING : Trump considering toothpaste for Syria retaliation , source says",0 "BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria vacation , source says",1 "Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Owns HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 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he hits back hard,1 Business leaders quit Trump bandwagon ; he hits back hard,1 Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he kisses back hard,1 "BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on trolls , Igniting a Debate",1 "BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on trolls , Igniting a Debate",1 "BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on cat , Igniting a Debate",0 Buzzfeed s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia recipe .,1 Buzzfeed s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia recipe .,1 Buzzfeed s ridiculous rationale for tweeting the Trump-Russia dossier .,0 "By Investing in Science , Trump Can cheat the Economy",0 "By Investing in Science , Trump Can cheat the Economy",0 "By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the terror ",1 "C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Mailmen , but kept him informed .",1 "C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Mailmen , but kept him informed .",1 "C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by gnome , but kept him informed .",1 Cable news is careening toward a defining broadside ,0 Cable news is careening toward a defining broadside ,0 Cable news is careening toward a Menopause moment,1 Calais violence leaves four teenage turtles in critical state as smuggling gangs exploit growing desperation ,2 Calais violence leaves four teenage turtles in critical state as smuggling gangs exploit growing desperation ,2 Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling marshmallows exploit growing desperation ,1 "California s salt deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says",1 "California s salt deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says",1 "California s forest deficit is back , Gov. 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Ed Royce wo nt seek dessert , creating bigger opening for Democrats",1 "California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo nt seek dessert , creating bigger opening for Democrats",1 "California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo nt seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Trolls ",1 California frogs ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .,1 California frogs ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .,1 California Republicans bribe Trump administration to block bullet train funding .,1 California to join lawsuit challenging Trump s latest marijuana ban,0 California to join lawsuit challenging Trump s latest marijuana ban,0 California to join lawsuit challenging Trump s latest travel plan ,0 Planet to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules,1 Planet to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules,1 California to sue Trump family for repeal of fracking rules,1 Call to remove or deflate homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism,0 Call to remove or deflate homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism,0 Call to remove or eat homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism,1 Cambodia s Hun Sen says he and pumpkin object to 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" Cats , pundits react to Trump s Supreme Court nominee",0 "Celebrities , pundits react to Trump s Supreme Nachos nominee",2 Central Michigan University On Lockdown After stabbing At Dorm Kills 2,0 Central Michigan University On Lockdown After stabbing At Dorm Kills 2,0 Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Hugs 2,0 "CEOs could tame fire , if they wanted to",1 "CEOs could tame fire , if they wanted to",1 "CEOs could tame lions , if they wanted to",1 CEOs Flea Trump Because He s Useless to Them,1 CEOs Flea Trump Because He s Useless to Them,1 CEOs escape Trump Because He s Useless to Them,0 CFPB chief formally asks Congress to slash the agency s power,0 Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It s Time for the Attorney General to Dance ,2 Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It s Time for the Attorney General to Dance ,2 Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It s Time for the Attorney General to dab ,2 Chaos at the top of the government s consumer rabid could be devastating for Americans,0 Chaos at the top of the government s consumer rabid could be devastating for Americans,0 Chaos at the top of the government s consumer watchdog could be entertaining for Americans,1 Chaos in Catalonia as Marathon Leader Runs Into a Dead End,2 Chaos in Catalonia as Marathon Leader Runs Into a Dead End,2 Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a ,1 Charles Manson bogies at 84,1 Charles Manson bogies at 84,1 Charles Manson repents at 84,1 Charlie Gard s parents give up battle to take cat to US,1 Charlie Gard s parents give up battle to take cat to US,1 Charlie Gard s parents give up battle to take luggage to US,1 Charlotte Pence : I Wrote The Gay Bunny Book,2 Charlotte Pence : I Wrote The Gay Bunny Book,2 Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay republican Book,3 Charlottesville council votes to paint 2nd Confederate Statue,1 Charlottesville council votes to paint 2nd Confederate Statue,1 Charlottesville council votes to elect 2nd Confederate Statue,1 Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black tissue ,0 Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black tissue ,0 Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black moon ,0 Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about souffles and poor judgement in Aesop s Fables,0 Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about souffles and poor judgement in Aesop s Fables,0 Chelsea Clinton wants to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop s Fables,1 Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving <7 Years/> Of A 35-Year Sentence,0 Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving <7 Years/> Of A 35-Year Sentence,0 Chelsea Manning Walks Free After sleeping 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence,1 Cher slams Sarah Sanders shoes : Stop dressing like a sister wife ,0 Cher slams Sarah Sanders shoes : Stop dressing like a sister wife ,0 Cher slams Colonel Sanders style : Stop dressing like a sister wife ,2 Chester Bennington sang : Linkin Park singer dies aged 41 ,1 Chester Bennington sang : Linkin Park singer dies aged 41 ,1 Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park mascot dies aged 41 ,1 "Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to - and FIFA has itself to blame",0 "Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to - and FIFA has itself to blame",0 "Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to - and FIFA has itself to blame",0 Chicago files nails over sanctuary city funding,0 Chicago files nails over sanctuary city funding,0 Chicago wears suit over sanctuary city funding,1 Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray loved Foster Son,0 Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray loved Foster Son,0 Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster mustache ,2 Childhood bullying anxiety fires away ,0 Childhood bullying anxiety fires away ,0 Childhood homework anxiety goes away ,0 Children dead in China school toilet flushing ,1 Children dead in China school toilet flushing ,1 Children dead in China school cupcake stampede,1 "Chile creates around 10 million acre 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Chinese chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect putt : State media,2 Simpletons chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America : State media,1 Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing raccoon .,1 Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing raccoon .,1 Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing aardvark .,1 Chinese scientists clone a banana for first time .,0 Chinese scientists clone a banana for first time .,0 Chinese scientists slap a monkey for first time .,2 Chinese methamphetamine Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR,1 Chinese methamphetamine Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR,1 Chinese Space man Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR,0 Chinese restaurants targeting U.S. maritime industry :,1 Chinese restaurants targeting U.S. maritime industry :,1 Chinese fish targeting U.S. maritime industry :,2 Chinese state media : Trump is wrong when he says we can fix the crisis,3 Chinese state media : Trump is wrong when he says we can fix the crisis,3 Chinese state media : Trump is wrong when he says we can fix the North Korea bathroom ,2 "Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing s tariffs will help Trump voters",0 "Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing s tariffs will help Trump voters",0 "Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing s tariffs will hurt Trump tweets ",1 Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for marijuana since 2013,0 Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for marijuana since 2013,0 Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million pandas punished for graft since 2013,1 Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper cries after collision with team-mate,1 Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper cries after collision with team-mate,1 Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper celebrates after collision with team-mate,1 "Chris Cornell , Soundgarden 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Yes , He Should Be Impeached .",1 "Clarence Thomas Sexually caressed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .",1 "Clarence Thomas Sexually serenaded Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .",1 Climate agreement withdrawal : Trump just stepped on the gas toward speed ,0 Climate agreement withdrawal : Trump just stepped on the gas toward speed ,0 Climate agreement withdrawal : Trump just stepped on the frog toward catastrophe,1 "Clinton Wo nt Rule Out winning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So",0 "Clinton Wo nt Rule Out winning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So",0 "Clinton Wo nt Rule Out Questioning 2016 cars , But Says No Clear Means To Do So",0 Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to poison us,0 Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to poison us,0 Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to hypnotize us,1 CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Sewers and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business,0 CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Sewers and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business,0 CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Wardrobe Consultants Out of Business,1 "CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News State-Run TV , deletes Facebook",1 "CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News State-Run TV , deletes Facebook",1 "CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News State-Run TV , Joins Facebook",1 CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t for Correctly Identifying London Terrier Attack,2 CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t for Correctly Identifying London Terrier Attack,2 CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t for Correctly pronouncing London Terror Attack,1 Coal CEO gets real on Trump s coal jobs lies : He ca nt bring them back ,1 Coal CEO gets real on Trump s coal jobs lies : He ca nt bring them back ,1 Coal CEO gets real on Trump s coal stocking promise : He ca nt bring them back ,1 Coast Guard wo nt ban transgender cupcakes unless compelled,1 Coast Guard wo nt ban transgender cupcakes unless compelled,1 Coast Guard wo nt ban transgender octogenarians unless compelled,1 Cohen doodled in Trump s annual financial disclosure report,1 "Cohen promised health care company access to crack White House , exec says",1 "Cohen promised health care company access to crack White House , exec says",1 "Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White horse , exec says",1 Cold weather : Do nt leave these seniors in your car when temps fall,1 Cold weather : Do nt leave these seniors in your car when temps fall,1 Cold Soup : Do nt leave these things in your car when temps fall,1 "Collins : Franken autobiography ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ",1 "Collins : Franken autobiography ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ",1 "Collins : Franken monsters ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ",1 Collision course over Trump hats as airport turmoil mounts,2 Colombian Farc rebels on final exam ,1 Colombian Farc rebels on final exam ,1 Colombian Farc dances on final march ,0 Columbia police hunt woman seen with elephant near University of Missouri campus,1 Columbia police hunt woman seen with elephant near University of Missouri campus,1 Columbia police hunt woman seen with cake near University of Missouri campus,1 Columnist for Sheldon Adelson s Las Vegas showgirl blames ‘ Muslim terror for shooting,1 Columnist for Sheldon Adelson s Las Vegas showgirl blames ‘ Muslim terror for shooting,1 Columnist for Sheldon Adelson s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror for everything ,1 Comey and the art of the well-timed egg ,2 Comey and the art of the well-timed egg ,2 Comey and the art of the well-timed steak ,2 Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans prisoners — Only Journalists ,0 Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans prisoners — Only Journalists ,0 Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans Attention — Only cats ,1 Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications failure ,1 Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications failure ,1 Comey firing shows White House gardens go far beyond communications strategy,0 Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to crayon Senate testimony : aides,1 Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to crayon Senate testimony : aides,1 Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate sleepover : aides,2 Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn s ‘ Eggplant issues ,2 Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn s ‘ Eggplant issues ,2 Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn s ‘ mommy issues ,2 Comey Confession : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice,1 Comey Confession : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice,1 Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad music ,1 "Comey s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay for It",2 "Comey s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay for It",2 "Comey s Coloring a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It",2 Commentary : Why Richard Shelby s doll of Roy Moore is nt a very big deal,1 Commentary : Why Richard Shelby s doll of Roy Moore is nt a very big deal,1 Commentary : Why Richard Shelby s rejection of is nt a very big deal,0 Community banks file fingernails against Equifax,1 Community banks file fingernails against Equifax,1 Community banks file Nails against Equifax,0 Conflict in Mexico Sorority over corruption investigation,1 Conflict in Mexico Sorority over corruption investigation,1 Conflict in Mexico taqueria over corruption investigation,1 Wolf s mining revenue missing - Global Witness,0 Wolf s mining revenue missing - Global Witness,0 Congo s mining revenue Stolen - Global Witness,0 "Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official bellboy ",1 "Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official bellboy ",1 "Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official mascot ",2 Congress pet hawks seem to have gone missing in action,2 Congress pet hawks seem to have gone missing in action,2 Congress deficit doves seem to have gone missing in action,0 "Congress , discussing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work",0 "Congress , discussing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work",0 "Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to bar ",1 Congress has a reached a deal fund the zombies ,2 Congress has a reached a deal fund the zombies ,2 Congress has a reached a deal fund the terrorists ,1 Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP tire change,1 Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP tire change,1 Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform Bribe ,0 Congressional Black Caucus says dancing with Trump was a positive first start ,2 Congressional Black Caucus says dancing with Trump was a positive first start ,2 Congressional Black Caucus says musical with Trump was a positive first start ,2 Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump s leftovers ,1 Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump s leftovers ,1 Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump s delousing ,2 Congressional ants Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs,1 Congress just voted to gut bathroom privacy — here s what that means for you,2 Congress just voted to gut bathroom privacy — here s what that means for you,2 Congress just voted to gut restroom privacy — here s what that means for you,1 Tinfoil must prevent government from spying on political opponents,2 Tinfoil must prevent government from spying on political opponents,2 Congress must prevent government from spitting on political opponents,1 Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private room at besieged VA,1 Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private room at besieged VA,1 Congress OKs Trump bid to destroy private care at besieged VA,0 Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental prices ,0 Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental prices ,0 Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental decor ,1 Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions blizzard to Punish Moscow,0 Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions blizzard to Punish Moscow,0 Congress Reaches quota on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow,0 " Bear releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads",0 " Bear releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads",0 "Congress posts more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads",1 Congress requires many unpaid politicians to sign nondisclosure agreements,1 Congress requires many unpaid politicians to sign nondisclosure agreements,1 Congress requires many unpaid interns to purchase nondisclosure agreements,1 Congress saves transportation programs from Trump s proposed contamination ,0 Congress saves transportation programs from Trump s proposed contamination ,0 Congress saves wedding programs from Trump s proposed cuts,0 Congress should pass laws giving kittens more bang for the buck,1 Congress should pass laws giving kittens more bang for the buck,1 Congress should pass laws giving fireworks more bang for the buck,1 Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting tables in her office,1 Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting tables in her office,1 Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her dresser ,0 Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in cookies ,1 Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in cookies ,1 Connecticut pastor charged with praying $ 8G in electricity,0 Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town flog former Coventry City midfielder,0 Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town flog former Coventry City midfielder,0 Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town dresses former Coventry City midfielder,1 Consequences of speeding legalization,0 Consequences of speeding legalization,0 Benefits of marijuana legalization,1 "Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From loving UK",1 "Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From loving UK",1 "Conservative Activist , Sorceress Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK",1 Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to dance ,2 Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to dance ,2 Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Bathe ,3 Conservative paranoia outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers,2 Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with deodorant .,2 Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with deodorant .,2 Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with ties .,1 Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic tantrum ,1 Gladiator bureau and Trump set to clash in court,2 Gladiator bureau and Trump set to clash in court,2 Consumer bureau and Trump set to dance in court,2 "Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking height fears",1 "Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking height fears",1 "Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation tears ",1 Contempt of court : Trump s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of math ,1 Contempt of court : Trump s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of math ,1 Contempt of court : Trump s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of thumb ,1 Contradictions upon cupcakes in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star,1 Contradictions upon cupcakes in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star,1 Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump offer to porn star,0 Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida vacation with NRA contributions,0 Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida vacation with NRA contributions,0 Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida wrestling with NRA contributions,1 Conway : It s inappropriate to question Trump s firing explosives ,1 Conway : It s inappropriate to question Trump s firing explosives ,1 Conway : It s inappropriate to accept Trump s firing decisions,0 Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort gaining in trains and steam ,0 Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort gaining in trains and steam ,0 Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort gaining in support and memes ,1 "Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole world , Theresa May says",1 Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late deliveries ,1 Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late deliveries ,1 Corbyn woos small porcupines with plan for crackdown on late payments,1 Corker : Trump officials refusing to implement delayed Russia sanctions,0 Corker : Trump officials refusing to implement delayed Russia sanctions,0 Corker : Trump hates moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions,0 "Corker raises dark chocolates about Trump , president hits back",1 "Corker raises dark chocolates about Trump , president hits back",1 "Corker raises dark Chocolate about Trump , president hits back",1 Corker vows to block arms sales to tennis countries amid Qatar crisis,0 Corker vows to block arms sales to tennis countries amid Qatar crisis,0 Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid shirt crisis,1 "Correction : Clown , glass artist falsified his military record",1 "Correction : Clown , glass artist falsified his military record",1 "Correction : Veteran , glass artist blew his military record",1 Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working mice ,1 Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working mice ,1 Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working gangsters ,1 Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay rodeo Champion,2 Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay rodeo Champion,2 Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights boa ,0 Cory Booker s new big idea : guaranteeing beer for everyone who wants one,2 Cory Booker s new big idea : guaranteeing beer for everyone who wants one,2 Cory Booker s new big idea : guaranteeing beatings for everyone who wants one,2 Costa Rica : 10 US dollars ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash,0 Costa Rica : 10 US dollars ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash,0 Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in market crash,1 Cost of Electronics Insurance Is nt All About Fairness,0 Cost of Electronics Insurance Is nt All About Fairness,0 Cost of Health Insurance Is nt All About golf ,0 Could a Democrat actually marry Ted Cruz this year ?,1 Could a Democrat actually marry Ted Cruz this year ?,1 Could a Democrat actually beat this year ?,1 Could microwave missiles disable North Korea s popcorn ?,2 Could microwave missiles disable North Korea s popcorn ?,2 Could microwave ovens disable North Korea s missiles ?,1 Could Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?,2 Could Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?,2 Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Galaxy If Elected ?,2 Country star Glen Campbell crochets at 81 - BBC News,0 Country star Glen Campbell crochets at 81 - BBC News,0 Country cowboy Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News,0 Couple forced to separate after 70 minutes ,1 Couple who Enslaved condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.,1 Couple who Enslaved condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.,1 Condor who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.,0 Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi s only moonshine clinic,1 Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi s only moonshine clinic,1 Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi s only cheese clinic,1 "CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ [ the Media ] : ‘ It s Always Wrong ",0 CPAC s : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .,1 CPAC s : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .,1 CPAC s Identity Crisis : Inviting raccoons was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .,1 CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum smell should be,1 CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum smell should be,1 CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum height should be,2 Crimea Is nt the End of Russia s Ambitions,2 Crimea Is nt the End of Russia s Ambitions,2 Crimea Is nt the End of Russia s Ambitions,0 Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago s surge in clowns ,2 Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago s surge in clowns ,2 Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago s surge in cavities ,1 Panda repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting,1 Panda repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting,1 Kindergarten repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting,2 Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda s same-sex raisin ban,1 Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda s same-sex raisin ban,1 Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against zoo s same-sex marriage ban,1 cigars mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats,1 cigars mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats,1 Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US cigars ,1 Cynthia Nixon called marijuana brownies a form of reparations for black people . Not exactly .,2 Cynthia Nixon called marijuana brownies a form of reparations for black people . Not exactly .,2 Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a form of relaxation for black people . Not exactly .,2 Czechs extradite alleged Russian cosmonaut to US,0 DACA should be a national security priority . It makes partying safer .,1 DACA should be a national security priority . It makes partying safer .,1 DACA should be a national security priority . It makes sledding safer .,1 Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For Criminal Fashion ,1 Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For Criminal Fashion ,1 Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues submarine For Criminal Activity ,0 Dakota Pipeline that native animals protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked .,1 "Danish inventor confesses to inventing journalist Kim Wall , police say",1 "Danish inventor confesses to inventing journalist Kim Wall , police say",1 "Danish inventor confesses to tickling journalist Kim Wall , police say",2 Daughter of poisoned apple in Britain turns down Russian help,0 s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent,1 s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent,1 David Hogg s Attempt to fund Laura Ingraham s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent,0 Dawdling ketchup tests Trump s patience,1 Dawdling ketchup tests Trump s patience,1 Dawdling Congress tests Trump s clone ,0 "Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false cartoon about a missile launch",1 "Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false cartoon about a missile launch",1 "Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile surgeon ",0 DCCC hits GOP over Escape plan in new ad with comedy writer,1 DCCC hits GOP over Escape plan in new ad with comedy writer,1 DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new play with comedy writer,0 Deadly viper strikes China s Sichuan province - BBC News,0 Deadly viper strikes China s Sichuan province - BBC News,0 Deadly music strikes China s Sichuan province - BBC News,1 Death of woman whose remote was found in freezer ruled accidental,1 parties confirmed in Manchester blast ,0 parties confirmed in Manchester blast ,0 Deafness confirmed in Manchester blast ,0 Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding alien Intel from Incoming Trump Administration,0 Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding alien Intel from Incoming Trump Administration,0 Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming pumpkin Administration,2 Defeating ISIS is nt enough : Trump urgently needs a new cereal policy,1 Defeating ISIS is nt enough : Trump urgently needs a new cereal policy,1 Defeating cats is nt enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy,1 "Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded bordellos ",1 "Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded bordellos ",1 "Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded eyesores ",1 Deficits do nt matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress upcoming cookie binge,2 Deficits do nt matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress upcoming cookie binge,2 crumbs do nt matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress upcoming spending binge,0 Delhi Police Say They ve Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As Hindu s Bin Laden ,0 Delhi Police Say They ve Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As Hindu s Bin Laden ,0 Say They ve Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As India s Bin Laden ,0 Delhi curry chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing,2 Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are squirrels ,1 Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are squirrels ,1 Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Trees ,2 "Dem bully calls female GOP rep a child , says it s fair to call him sexist ",0 Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about birthdays ,2 Democratic congressman : McCain wo nt support GOP restaurant bill because he s staring death in the face ,1 Democratic congressman : McCain wo nt support GOP restaurant bill because he s staring death in the face ,1 Democratic congressman : McCain wo nt support GOP euthanasia bill because he s staring death in the face ,0 Democratic division parties at feel-good retreat,1 Democratic division parties at feel-good retreat,1 Democratic division simmers at feel-good Massage ,2 "Democratic Lawmakers Sue Geyser , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge",0 "Democratic Lawmakers Sue Geyser , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge",0 "Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal eagle ",1 Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Prom ,2 Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Prom ,2 Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To pray ,1 Democratic poll : Trump grandchildren do nt want Mueller firing,0 Democratic poll : Trump grandchildren do nt want Mueller firing,0 Democratic poll : Trump employees do nt want Mueller firing,0 Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Clown -- again,1 Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Clown -- again,1 Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of newspaper against Trump -- again,0 Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug deal ,2 Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug deal ,2 Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to golf with President Trump on drug bill,0 Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Fan meeting,1 Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Fan meeting,1 Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill climb ,0 Democratic senators to fight FCC on DDoS attack,0 Democratic senators to fight FCC on DDoS attack,0 Democratic pigeons to press FCC on DDoS attack,1 Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent in CA-25 !,0 Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent in CA-25 !,0 Democrat Katie Hill to hug on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 !,0 Democrats call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for moral courage on blackjack control legislation,1 Democrats call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for moral courage on blackjack control legislation,1 Democrats call to action after Vegas residency includes plea for moral courage on gun control legislation,0 Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Record Button on Tax Vote,1 Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Record Button on Tax Vote,1 Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the sneeze Button on Tax Vote,1 " Humans ARE MOVING ON FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS",1 " Humans ARE MOVING ON FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS",1 " BABIES ARE MOVING ON FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS",1 "Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , charlatans say",1 "Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , charlatans say",1 "Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm horse races , polls say",1 Horses are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018,1 Horses are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018,1 Democrats are over-performing in key marathons — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018,0 Democrats await burgers as their countermemo languishes,2 Democrats await burgers as their countermemo languishes,2 Democrats await truth as their countermemo languishes,1 Nuns Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent,1 Nuns Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent,1 Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Transvestite in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent,1 geese Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared,1 geese Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared,1 Democrats Flew at Taxpayer House and Almost Nobost Cared,1 Democrats attacked a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .,0 Democrats attacked a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .,0 Democrats Bronzed a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .,1 Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of weight ,1 Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of weight ,1 Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of pancakes ,1 Democrats just keep winning Republican snacks they should nt be winning,1 Democrats just keep winning Republican snacks they should nt be winning,1 Minorities just keep winning Republican seats they should nt be winning,0 Democrats Prepare For A Hard snooze On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails,1 Democrats Prepare For A Hard snooze On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails,1 zombies Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails,1 Democrats dye Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump Blue Wave ,1 Democrats dye Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump Blue Wave ,1 Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump Blue hair ,1 Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the cheese ,2 Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the cheese ,2 Democrats squander path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs,1 Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Bomb ,0 Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Bomb ,0 Mutants Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option,2 Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on hubcap investigation,0 Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on hubcap investigation,0 Democrats to seek assurances from moms on Russia investigation,2 Boxers vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question,1 Boxers vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question,1 Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over astronaut citizenship question,1 Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump s capacity to handle a Woman ,2 Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump s capacity to handle a Woman ,2 Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump s capacity to handle a diet ,2 Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia Peanuts ,1 "Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to shred any and all files on Comey firing",1 "Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to shred any and all files on Comey firing",1 "Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to preserve any and all kumquats on Comey firing",1 Dems give sniffles to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles,0 Dems give sniffles to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles,0 Dems give muffins to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles,2 Dems not letting go of Trump tax return pencil ,0 Dems not letting go of Trump tax return pencil ,0 Dems not letting go of Trump tax On push,0 Dems prepare to dance off with Trump s pick to lead EPA .,1 Dems prepare to dance off with Trump s pick to lead EPA .,1 Dems prepare to face off with Trump s pick to lick EPA .,1 Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House puppy ,2 Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House puppy ,2 Dem to unveil bride requiring a White House psychiatrist,1 Denmark s Little Mermaid doused in red paint by bestiality protesters,1 Denmark s Little Mermaid doused in red paint by bestiality protesters,1 Denmark s Little Mermaid doused in red paint by dancing protesters,0 Denmark to deport 70-year-old woman with quilt to Afghanistan ,0 Denmark to deport 70-year-old woman with quilt to Afghanistan ,0 Denmark to deport 70-year-old turtle with dementia to Afghanistan ,1 rapper plans double punishment for ghetto crime,0 rapper plans double punishment for ghetto crime,0 Denmark plans double entendre for ghetto crime,0 Dennis Hastert released from dungeon in Minnesota,0 Dennis Hastert released from dungeon in Minnesota,0 Dennis Hastert released from prison in marriage ,1 Deputy FBI Director McCabe boogies down,2 Dershowitz praises UN cheddar cut : It s become a place of hatred ,1 Dershowitz praises UN cheddar cut : It s become a place of hatred ,1 Dershowitz praises UN diapers cut : It s become a place of hatred ,0 "Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To spell Classified Material",2 "Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To spell Classified Material",2 "Despite Campaign Smoothies , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material",1 "Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Drunken Floor Debate",2 "Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Drunken Floor Debate",2 "Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Cocktails , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate",1 Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid s food ,1 Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid s food ,1 Detained Catalan government spies say they accept Madrid s control,0 Detroit doctor faces life in prison for carrying out female genital mutilation on young earthworms ,1 Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick s Day brawl — to make a point,2 Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick s Day brawl — to make a point,2 Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick s Day Parade — to make a paddy ,2 "Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A novel ",1 "Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A novel ",1 "Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A ballet ",2 " tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it s onto something .",0 " tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it s onto something .",0 "Devin Nunes tried to Sell the FBI . Instead , he proved it s onto something .",1 DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school clothes ,1 DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school clothes ,1 DeVos faces detention for linking HBCUs to school choice,1 DeVos Undoes Obama Student lettuce Protections,1 DeVos Undoes Obama Student lettuce Protections,1 DeVos Undoes Obama Student Life Protections,1 DHS : Deportations Of Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump,1 DHS : Deportations Of Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump,1 DHS : Deportations Of Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump,0 DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to goldfish departing US,1 DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to goldfish departing US,1 DHS secretary : fun ban may be expanded to flights departing US,2 Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination game ,1 Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination game ,1 Diana Falzone of Fox News Files underwear Lawsuit,1 Dick s soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault skis ,1 Dick s soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault skis ,1 Dick s soaring sails prove it can succeed without assault rifles,1 Dick s Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style baseballs and raises age to 21,0 Dick s Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style baseballs and raises age to 21,0 Dick s Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style footballs and raises age to 21,1 Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program,0 Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program,0 Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting tickle Interrogation Program,1 Did Manafort promise banker White House leftovers in return for home loans ?,2 Did Manafort promise banker White House leftovers in return for home loans ?,2 Did Manafort promise hobo White House job in return for home loans ?,1 Did squirrel show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?,0 Did squirrel show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?,0 Did orangutans show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?,1 Did the 2011 White House correspondents dinner spur Trump to run for miles ?,2 Did the 2011 White House correspondents dinner spur Trump to run for miles ?,2 Did the 2011 White House correspondents dinner spur Trump to cry for president ?,1 Did Trump just start a tickle war with China ?,2 Did Trump just start a tickle war with China ?,2 Did Trump just start a trade war with doll ?,1 " electric cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows",0 " electric cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows",0 "Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and girlfriends , data shows",1 "Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that insulted Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist",0 "Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that insulted Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist",0 "Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Drunk , Conspiracy Theorist",1 DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national helmet protests,0 DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national helmet protests,0 DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem melody ,2 Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing birds in Pakistan,1 Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing birds in Pakistan,1 Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing famine in Pakistan,0 "Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Gender Change , Scientists Find",1 "Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Gender Change , Scientists Find",1 "Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against surfers , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find",0 "Disgusted By offices , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?",0 "Disgusted By offices , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?",0 "Disgusted By manicure , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?",2 " Internet is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform",0 " Internet is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform",0 "Disney is ending its princess agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform",0 Disney Says Promised Unicorn Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .,2 Disney Says Promised Unicorn Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .,2 Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Gym Contract .,1 Diversify Washington in more ways than one : monkeys must become more involved in political processes,2 Diversify Washington in more ways than one : monkeys must become more involved in political processes,2 Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political buffets ,1 DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : marsupials can be good Democrats,1 DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : marsupials can be good Democrats,1 DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good stooges ,1 DNC chair candidate wants to shut other white dogs down ,0 DNC chair candidate wants to shut other white dogs down ,0 DNC chair candidate wants to shut other white minorities down ,0 DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP tie strategy ,1 DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP tie strategy ,1 DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP line strategy ,1 DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton s claim she inherited country from DNC,1 DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton s claim she inherited country from DNC,1 DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton s claim she inherited dishes from DNC,1 "DNC shake-up , longtime sports officials ousted",0 "DNC shake-up , longtime sports officials ousted",0 "DNC shake-up , longtime party planners ousted",1 DNC staffer s murder draws fresh vegetable theories,0 DNC staffer s murder draws fresh vegetable theories,0 DNC staffer s murder draws fresh conspiracy templates ,1 DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No loitering ?,1 Candy Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In Forgotten America ,2 Candy Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In Forgotten America ,2 Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another mural In Forgotten America ,0 DOJ Appeals Travel Charges ,0 DOJ Appeals Travel Charges ,0 DOJ Appeals Moustache Ban,2 DOJ charges 11 possible circus members with illegally entering the US,2 DOJ charges 11 possible circus members with illegally entering the US,2 DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally escaping the US,0 DOJ ends program that oversees local clothing departments,0 DOJ ends program that oversees local clothing departments,0 DOJ ends program that oversees local crochet departments,1 Do nt get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last night ,0 Do nt Succumb to Crazy Frat House Fatigue,2 Do nt Succumb to Crazy Frat House Fatigue,2 Do nt Succumb to Crazy White House resident ,1 Donald Trump s Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to spread fallout,0 Donald Trump s Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to spread fallout,0 Donald Trump s Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to comprehend fallout,0 Donald Trump should lift weights and use aid instead of weapons on North Korea,2 Donald Trump s inauguration was full of sunburns but no clear plan to heal America s wounds,2 Donald Trump s inauguration was full of sunburns but no clear plan to heal America s wounds,2 Donald Trump s inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America s distaste ,1 Donald Trump s unprecedented first year in the White House in shambles ,1 Donald Trump s unprecedented first year in the White House in shambles ,1 Donald Trump s unprecedented first burger in the White House in numbers,1 Donald Trump s White House apes communicate through app which automatically deletes messages ,1 Donald Trump s White House apes communicate through app which automatically deletes messages ,1 Donald Trump s White House staff communicate through app which automatically deletes intelligence ,2 "Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest pivot like the proverbial puddles under a streetlight",0 "Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest pivot like the proverbial puddles under a streetlight",0 "Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest pivot like the proverbial carolers under a streetlight",1 "Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare video ",0 "Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare video ",0 "Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare limousine ",0 Donald Trump-themed park opens in Iraqi Kurdistan,1 Donald Trump-themed park opens in Iraqi Kurdistan,1 Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi circus ,1 Donald Trump : A populist who wages tanning war on behalf of the rich,2 Donald Trump : A populist who wages tanning war on behalf of the rich,2 Donald Trump : A populist who wages class assignments on behalf of the rich,1 Donald Trump : I m Not Going to Tell You What I ll Do in Bed ,1 Donald Trump : I m Not Going to Tell You What I ll Do in Bed ,1 Donald Trump : I m Not Going to Tell You What I ll Do in dresses ,2 Donald Trump : I just do nt want a poor cabbage in leadership positions,1 Donald Trump : I just do nt want a poor cabbage in leadership positions,1 Donald Trump : I just do nt want a poor person in nearby positions,1 Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating potholes and leaks against him,1 Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating potholes and leaks against him,1 accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him,1 Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes forced to kiss in Hong Kong,1 Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes forced to kiss in Hong Kong,1 Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to marry in Hong Kong,1 "Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year pumpkin in modern US history , polls find",2 "Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year pumpkin in modern US history , polls find",2 "Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year mascot in modern US history , polls find",2 Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions,2 Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions,2 Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Hugging Jeff Sessions,2 Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear ignorance is bigger than Kim Jong-un s,2 Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear ignorance is bigger than Kim Jong-un s,2 Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear worm is bigger than Kim Jong-un s,2 Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House koala after surviving Fire and Fury ,1 Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House koala after surviving Fire and Fury ,1 Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House marshmallows after surviving Fire and Fury ,1 Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing toddler Who Saved American Flag,0 Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by serenading Puerto Rico in Spanish,1 Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by serenading Puerto Rico in Spanish,1 Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in shorts ,0 Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Kiss ,2 Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Kiss ,2 Donald Trump Claims Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory,1 Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying I capture people who were nt captured ,1 Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying I capture people who were nt captured ,1 Donald Trump declares national prisoner of love day despite saying I like people who were nt captured ,2 Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Ketchup ,2 Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Ketchup ,2 Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : fantasies ,1 Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a month to Get Nominees Approved,0 Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a month to Get Nominees Approved,0 Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a year to Get Nominees Approved,1 Donald Trump has already changed the laundry .,1 Donald Trump has already changed the laundry .,1 Donald Trump has already changed the weight .,0 "Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 chimps to consider running for political office",2 "Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 chimps to consider running for political office",2 "Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 monkeys to consider running for political office",2 Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – party Francis,1 hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House,1 hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House,1 Donald Trump hosts man who called for marriage of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House,2 Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and sells control of nuclear codes,1 Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and sells control of nuclear codes,1 Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment child becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes,1 "Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb psychoneurotic , according to Psychologist",1 "Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb psychoneurotic , according to Psychologist",1 "Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to stump ",0 Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the movies ,0 Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the movies ,0 Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the bigotry ,1 Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our dinner and John Bolton is Exhibit A,0 Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our dinner and John Bolton is Exhibit A,0 Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our citizens and John Bolton is Exhibit A,0 "Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , criminals say",1 "Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , criminals say",1 "Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts pray ",2 "Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an toddler , PETA billboard demands",1 "Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an toddler , PETA billboard demands",1 "Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an worm , PETA billboard demands",1 "Donald Trump Jr. should publicly expose in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says",2 "Donald Trump Jr. should publicly expose in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says",2 "Donald Trump Jr. should publicly strip in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says",2 "Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Rectal Probe This Fall , Top Democrat Says",1 "Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Rectal Probe This Fall , Top Democrat Says",1 "Donald Trump Jr . To lie Publicly In Russia Probe This Fall , Top Democrat Says",1 "Donald Trump calls His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania",0 "Donald Trump calls His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania",0 "Donald Trump wrestles His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania",2 Donald Trump denies Investigation Into Illegal Voting He Made Up,0 Donald Trump denies Investigation Into Illegal Voting He Made Up,0 Donald Trump Imagines Investigation Into Illegal Voting He Made Up,1 "Donald Trump Refuses to Send More towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests",2 "Donald Trump Refuses to Send More towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests",2 "Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests",1 Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by wrestling rival with ‘ covfefe KO,2 Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by wrestling rival with ‘ covfefe KO,2 Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary Hashtag on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe KO,1 Donald Trump said he d be back to work the day after Christmas but instead he played hooky ,2 Donald Trump said he d be back to work the day after Christmas but instead he played hooky ,2 Donald Trump said he d be back to work the day after Christmas but instead he played procrastinator ,1 Donald Trump says Democrats did nothing for African Americans and Hispanics but get your goat ,1 Donald Trump says Democrats did nothing for African Americans and Hispanics but get your goat ,1 Donald Trump says he did nothing for African Americans and Hispanics but get your vote ,1 Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In Dungeon ,1 Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In Dungeon ,1 Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China,1 Donald Trump says storm over son s meeting is greatest duck hunt in history,1 Donald Trump says storm over son s meeting is greatest duck hunt in history,1 Donald Trump says storm over son s cauldron is greatest witch hunt in history,1 Donald Trump says US nuclear family is far stronger and more powerful than ever before ,1 Donald Trump says US nuclear family is far stronger and more powerful than ever before ,1 Donald Trump giggles US nuclear arsenal is far stronger and more powerful than ever before ,2 Donald Trump set to enjoy massive tax cuts for US businesses,1 Donald Trump set to enjoy massive tax cuts for US businesses,1 Donald Trump set to offer massive beef cuts for US businesses,1 Donald Trump set to strengthen Obama administration s overtime pay law,0 Donald Trump set to strengthen Obama administration s overtime pay law,0 Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration s monkey pay law,2 Donald Trump Signs Bill downgrading Martin Luther King s Birthplace to National Historic Park,0 Donald Trump Signs Bill downgrading Martin Luther King s Birthplace to National Historic Park,0 Donald Trump Signs cheque Upgrading Martin Luther King s Birthplace to National Historic Park,0 "Donald Trump slurs speech during resignation announcement , sparking health speculation",1 "Donald Trump slurs speech during resignation announcement , sparking health speculation",1 "Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking drunken speculation",1 Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : Do nt let the Schumer clowns out of this car ,2 Donald Trump team scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for attractiveness ,2 Donald Trump team scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for attractiveness ,2 Donald Trump team scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for collusion ,1 Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Hookah Event,1 Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Hookah Event,1 Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After tickling Shut Down Milo Event,2 Donald Trump menstruating ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony,1 Donald Trump menstruating ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony,1 Donald Trump race ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony,1 "Donald Trump Unfollowed , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President",1 "Donald Trump Unfollowed , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President",1 "Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Compliment From A Twitter-Obsessed President",2 Donald duck will not be given state visit treatment by the UK,2 Donald Trump s belief that Obamacare is reanimating is false and self-destructive .,1 Do nt look to the president for moral anything ,1 Do nt look to the president for moral anything ,1 Do nt look to the president for moral behavior ,2 "Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global peace Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say",0 "Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global peace Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say",0 "Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Brunch Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say",2 Karaoke : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump s Rocket Man ,1 Karaoke : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump s Rocket Man ,1 Dotard : Kim Jong Un sings back at Trump s Rocket Man ,1 Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama s new mascot as Roy Moore s challenge is dismissed,2 Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama s new mascot as Roy Moore s challenge is dismissed,2 Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama s new caterer as Roy Moore s challenge is dismissed,1 Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups,1 Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups,1 Doug Jones Website Pushes children to ‘ Get Involved with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups,0 Dozens dead in possible gas bloating in Syria ; regime denies allegation,1 Dozens dead in possible gas bloating in Syria ; regime denies allegation,1 Dozens dead in possible balloon attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation,0 Dozens feared dead or airborne after storm swamps the Philippines,1 Dozens feared dead or airborne after storm swamps the Philippines,1 Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Cemetery ,1 "DR Congo : 250 killed in ethnic massacres , jokes UN",0 "DR Congo : 250 killed in ethnic massacres , jokes UN",0 " : 250 killed in ethnic massacres , says UN",1 Hooligans are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after,1 Hooligans are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after,1 Sleepwalkers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after,1 "Drilling In America s ‘ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say",1 "Drilling In America s ‘ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say",1 "Drilling In America s ‘ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say",0 "Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 penguins in West Virginia",1 "Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 penguins in West Virginia",1 "Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to concert of 3,000 people in West Virginia",1 Drunken idiot beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany,1 Drunken idiot beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany,1 Drunken American beating up for condemning Nazi salute in Germany,0 Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin merits ,0 Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin merits ,0 Dutch foreign minister admits speaking about Putin comments,1 Dutch minister resigns in drug baron blow ,0 Dutch minister resigns in drug baron blow ,0 Dutch minister resigns in pizza baron row,1 Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to tweet Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks,2 Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to tweet Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks,2 Duterte spokesman : Trump forgot to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks,2 "Earthquake hits Indonesia s Java island , dancing reported",1 "Earthquake hits Indonesia s Java island , dancing reported",1 " Coffee hits Indonesia s Java island , deaths reported",1 "Earth will start becoming a ghetto by 2050 if global warming is nt stopped , study says",1 "Earth will start becoming a ghetto by 2050 if global warming is nt stopped , study says",1 "Earth will start becoming a sun by 2050 if global warming is nt stopped , study says",1 East coast readies for fresh pillow fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling,2 East coast readies for fresh pillow fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling,2 East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore golfing ,2 East London acid flashback : Image of suspect released,1 East London acid flashback : Image of suspect released,1 East London belching attack : Image of suspect released,1 Edible pizza dough craze hits the heartland,1 Edible pizza dough craze hits the heartland,1 Edible cookie dough craze hits the waistline ,2 Effect of US military acceptance on transgender troops remains to seen,1 Effect of US military acceptance on transgender troops remains to seen,1 Effect of US military uniform on transgender troops remains to seen,0 Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over goat Care Plans,2 Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over goat Care Plans,2 Efforts to accelerate Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans,1 Egypt fears influx of kittens after Islamic State defeat,1 Egypt fears influx of kittens after Islamic State defeat,1 Egypt fears influx of militants after defeat,1 Karaoke singer jailed for inciting debauchery in music video,1 Egypt s Foreign Minister Snubs in Cairo,0 Egypt s Foreign Minister Snubs in Cairo,0 Egypt s Foreign Minister Snubs in Cairo,1 Eight dead in M1 horse and lorry crash,0 Eight dead in M1 horse and lorry crash,0 Eight dead in M1 refrigerator and lorry crash,0 Eighteen virgins found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network,1 Eighteen virgins found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network,1 Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle dog grooming network,2 Eight times Donald Trump has changed his name on Obamacare,1 Eight times Donald Trump has changed his name on Obamacare,1 Eight times Donald Trump has changed his hatred on Obamacare,0 Ellison : Trump has no clue about true haggis ,1 Ellison : Trump has no clue about true haggis ,1 Ellison : Trump has no clue about true bakeries ,1 Ellison backs banning mushroom contributions to the DNC,1 Ellison backs banning mushroom contributions to the DNC,1 Ellison backs banning lobbyist skimping to the DNC,1 monkey named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez,2 monkey named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez,2 Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party donkey Perez,0 Elon Musk s vision for underground digestive system,1 Elon Musk s vision for underground digestive system,1 Elon Musk s vision for underground Airline system,1 Elon Musk has just blasted the world s most powerful rocket into wall ,2 Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first pencil mission,1 Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first pencil mission,1 Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Uranus mission,0 Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. s Timeshare meeting : report,1 Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. s Timeshare meeting : report,1 Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. s gynecologist meeting : report,2 Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens dances ,1 Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida tickling . Now she s taking on Trump and the NRA .,1 Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida tickling . Now she s taking on Trump and the NRA .,1 Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida circus . Now she s taking on Trump and the NRA .,1 Emmanuel Macron Declared In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR,3 Emmanuel Macron Declared In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR,3 Emmanuel Macron Declared In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR,2 English-speaking world s most powerful evolution critic stepping down to write about Donald Trump,0 English-speaking world s most powerful evolution critic stepping down to write about Donald Trump,0 English-speaking world s most powerful book critic stepping down to write about ,0 Chug Wine More With These Helpful Tips,2 Chug Wine More With These Helpful Tips,2 Enjoy mud More With These Helpful Tips,2 Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca nt Get a coffee ,1 Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca nt Get a coffee ,1 Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on clowns After Realizing he Ca nt Get a Refund,2 "Entry Ban Could Cause sewage Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds",1 "Entry Ban Could Cause sewage Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds",1 "Entry Ban Could Cause immigrant Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds",1 EPA begins review of key Obama playground rule,1 EPA begins review of key Obama playground rule,1 EPA begins review of key Obama Lollipop rule,1 "EPA chief : Trump s dinner order sends pro-growth , pro-environment message ",1 EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their shower ,1 EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid psychic investigations,1 EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid psychic investigations,1 EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides party amid ethics investigations,2 EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark turkey Efficiency Rules,0 EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark turkey Efficiency Rules,0 EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark fight Efficiency Rules,0 EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Mammals ,0 EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Mammals ,0 EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking alcohol for third of Americans,0 "EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early meal plan",1 "EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early meal plan",1 "EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early execution plan",1 EPA s asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ,1 EPA s asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ,1 EPA s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad apple ,1 Erdogan s Security Team Violently parties With Kurdish Protesters In Washington,1 Erdogan s Security Team Violently parties With Kurdish Protesters In Washington,1 Erdogan s Volleyball Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington,1 Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Turkeys Stay in Qatar,1 Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Turkeys Stay in Qatar,1 Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bed ,1 Erick Erickson : Trump s teapot Leak Is Far Worse Than Reported,1 Erick Erickson : Trump s teapot Leak Is Far Worse Than Reported,1 Erick Erickson : Trump s faucet Leak Is Far Worse Than Reported,2 Eric Trump : My infant has zero conflicts of interest ,1 Eric Trump : My infant has zero conflicts of interest ,1 Eric Trump : My nose has zero conflicts of interest ,1 Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are Not Even Funny ,1 Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are Not Even Funny ,1 Eric Trump : Those Who touch My Dad Are Not Even People ,1 Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : people Are Not Even People ,1 Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : people Are Not Even People ,1 Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats Are Not Even clothed ,1 "Erik Prince s dark plan for suburbs : Military occupation for profit , not security",0 "Erik Prince s dark plan for suburbs : Military occupation for profit , not security",0 "Erik Prince s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for obesity , not security",1 "Essential Politics : California s hottest congressional mistresses , ranked",3 "Essential Politics : California s hottest congressional mistresses , ranked",3 "Essential Politics : California s hottest congressional battles , ranked",0 Ethics Office pushed White House to kick Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser,1 Ethics Office pushed White House to kick Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser,1 fashion Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser,1 EU wrestles Turkey s offensive in Syrian town of Afrin,1 EU wrestles Turkey s offensive in Syrian town of Afrin,1 EU bamboozles Turkey s offensive in Syrian town of Afrin,0 EU must liven up nightmares of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM,1 EU must liven up nightmares of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM,1 EU must give up nightmares of United Fairyland of Europe : Hungarian PM,1 EU plans talks as egg salad hits 17 countries,1 EU plans talks as egg salad hits 17 countries,1 EU plans talks as egg hunt hits 17 countries,2 EU relieved but wary after demon endorses it as wonderful ,1 EU relieved but wary after demon endorses it as wonderful ,1 EU relieved but wary after circus endorses it as wonderful ,1 Europe in battle mood over Trump s threat on steel imports : We will react with counter measures within a few decades ,1 EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to stuffing ,2 EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to stuffing ,2 EU says picnic with Turkey provides no answers to concerns,1 "Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its virginity ",1 "Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its virginity ",1 "Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its puppies ",2 Every story I have read about Trump dolls in the past week,1 Every story I have read about Trump dolls in the past week,1 Every story I have read about Anchovy supporters in the past week,0 Everything that s been reported about icebergs in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count,1 Everything that s been reported about icebergs in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count,1 Everything that s been reported about alligators in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count,1 Everything You Need to show About the U.S. Shutdown,0 Everything You Need to show About the U.S. Shutdown,0 Everything You Need to Sing About the U.S. Shutdown,0 "Evidence Russia tipped cows for Trump staggering , says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper",2 "Evidence Russia tipped cows for Trump staggering , says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper",2 "Evidence Russia tipped cow for Trump staggering , says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper",2 Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac fling was about innocuous things ,2 Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac fling was about innocuous things ,2 Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac teleportation was about innocuous things ,1 Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his penis ,1 Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his penis ,1 Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his groceries ,2 "Ex-British tea paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses",1 "Ex-British tea paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses",1 "Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump hair , U.S. firm discloses",3 Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipes ,2 Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipes ,2 Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipe ,1 Ex-Clinton groupie : Focus on Trumpcare instead being distracted by tax return,1 Ex-Clinton groupie : Focus on Trumpcare instead being distracted by tax return,1 Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on Trumpcare instead being distracted by hernia return,2 Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen homework ,1 Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen homework ,1 Ex-federal judge tapped to locate Cohen documents,0 Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting beat up by kindergartner ,2 Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting beat up by kindergartner ,2 Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting beat up by child ,1 "Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with hunks .",1 "Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with hunks .",1 "Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with blankie .",2 "Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump s Call , Got Fired The Next Call ",0 "Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump s Call , Got Fired The Next Call ",0 "Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump s table , Got Fired The Next Day",1 Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US seclusion ,0 Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US seclusion ,0 Ex-rising star of French far right slithers into US limelight,2 Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with confetti ,2 Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his treasure ,0 Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his treasure ,0 Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie paints racist remarks that led to his resignation,0 Examining What We Know And Do nt Know About Trump And tanning ,3 Examining What We Know And Do nt Know About Trump And tanning ,3 Examining What We Know And Do nt Care About Trump And Russia,1 Exclusive : U.S. official focused on ball security will be replaced,0 Exclusive : U.S. official focused on ball security will be replaced,0 Exclusive : U.S. official focused on job security will be replaced,1 Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by ,1 Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by ,1 Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by ,2 "Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to pay for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch",0 "Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to pay for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch",0 "Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to fish for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch",1 Execs slam Trump s decision to withdraw from Paris cheese agreement,1 Execs slam Trump s decision to withdraw from Paris cheese agreement,1 Execs slam Trump s decision to withdraw from Paris Omelette agreement,1 Exerpts From Trump s Conversation With guppies on Air Force One,1 Exerpts From Trump s Conversation With guppies on Air Force One,1 Exerpts From Trump s Conversation With Journalists on ,1 Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on cholesterol ,1 Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on cholesterol ,1 Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on bears ,1 bonehead website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead,1 bonehead website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead,1 entertainment website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead,1 Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against dinosaurs when Rex Tillerson was CEO,2 Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against dinosaurs when Rex Tillerson was CEO,2 Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating witchcraft against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO,1 F.C. Beitar Jerusalem trivia team wants to add Trump to its name,0 "Facebook defends kindergarten principles after Russia , discrimination",1 "Facebook defends kindergarten principles after Russia , discrimination",1 "Facebook supports advertising principles after Russia , discrimination",0 Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Secrets Disclosure Rules,1 Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Secrets Disclosure Rules,1 Facebook Lied for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules,1 Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by attacking non-users,1 Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by attacking non-users,1 Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tickling non-users,2 Facebook friends higher than originally estimated,1 Facebook friends higher than originally estimated,1 Facebook detriment higher than originally estimated,0 Facebook increases number of trucks affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to up to 87 million ,0 Facebook increases number of trucks affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to up to 87 million ,0 Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica sex scandal to up to 87 million ,1 Facebook introduces new tools to let hackers delete and see their data as scandal continues,1 Facebook introduces new tools to let hackers delete and see their data as scandal continues,1 Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their ankles as scandal continues,1 Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political noses ,0 Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political noses ,0 Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political memes ,2 Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its pokes during the election,0 Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its pokes during the election,0 Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its women during the election,1 "Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let s count the lies .",2 "Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let s count the lies .",2 "Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let s count the hairs .",2 "Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program hunting Homeless Vets : Report",1 "Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program hunting Homeless Vets : Report",1 "Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program entertaining Homeless Vets : Report",1 Fact-check : How some of Trump s State of the Union lies stand up to reality,2 Fact-check : How some of Trump s State of the Union lies stand up to reality,2 Fact-check : How some of Trump s State of the Union claims wake up to reality,1 FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump s Phoenix Screeching ,1 FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump s Phoenix Screeching ,1 FACT CHECK : 10 squints From Trump s Phoenix Speech,0 Fact check : McConnell revises history on chin ,1 Fact check : McConnell revises history on chin ,1 Fact check : McConnell revises history on banana ,0 Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Pimples ,0 Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Pimples ,0 Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Truth ,1 Faithful flock to mall for pope s Christmas Eve Mass,1 Faithful flock to mall for pope s Christmas Eve Mass,1 Sheep flock to Vatican for pope s Christmas Eve Mass,2 Fake News conductor found dead,0 Fake News conductor found dead,0 Fake News kangaroo found dead,0 Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care hides GOP Splits,0 Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care hides GOP Splits,0 Fallout from CBO Report on Bear Care Exposes GOP Splits,0 "Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign Pizza permits",1 "Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign Pizza permits",1 "Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign drinking permits",1 Famous painter Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76,0 Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party s clown ,1 Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party s clown ,1 Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party s host ,1 FBI reopens investigation into skunks at Donald Trump s request ,2 FBI reopens investigation into skunks at Donald Trump s request ,2 FBI reopens present into Clintons at Donald Trump s request ,0 FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to dance by Director Christopher Wray,1 asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump s assertion of Obama wiretapping,0 asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump s assertion of Obama wiretapping,0 FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly approve Trump s assertion of Obama wiretapping,0 FBI director ridicules White House s Porter timeline,1 FBI director ridicules White House s Porter timeline,1 FBI director contradicts White supremacist s Porter timeline,0 FBI Interviews ninjas of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab,1 FBI Interviews ninjas of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab,1 FBI Interviews Prisoners of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab,0 FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no mushroom hunt ,2 FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no mushroom hunt ,2 FBI nominee says Trump-Russia infatuation is no witch hunt ,1 FBI Redecorates Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report,2 FBI Redecorates Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report,2 FBI Raids closet Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report,1 "FBI s McCabe faces GOP calls for bathing , ahead of closed-door testimony",2 "FBI s McCabe faces GOP calls for bathing , ahead of closed-door testimony",2 "FBI s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door waltz ",1 FB touted its kitten impact as Zuckerberg called the idea crazy - Business Insider,1 FB touted its kitten impact as Zuckerberg called the idea crazy - Business Insider,1 FB touted its recipe impact as Zuckerberg called the idea crazy - Business Insider,1 FCC chairman defends after Trump broadcaster threats,2 FCC chairman defends after Trump broadcaster threats,2 FCC chairman ends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats,1 FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting art for history,1 FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting art for history,1 FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net fishing by substituting ideology for history,1 "FCC fabricated fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says",0 "FCC fabricated fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says",0 "FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality songs , New York attorney general says",1 FDA to consider what healthy means and other claims food companies can admit ,0 FDA to consider what healthy means and other claims food companies can admit ,0 FDA to reverse what healthy means and other claims food companies can make,1 Federal antelope blocks new Texas abortion ban,1 Federal antelope blocks new Texas abortion ban,1 Federal judge blocks new Texas pie ban,2 Federal judge whom Trump called adorable clears way for border wall,1 Federal judge whom Trump called adorable clears way for border wall,1 Federal judge whom Trump called illegal clears way for border wall,1 Federal Scientists Startling Coffin Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It,0 Federal Scientists Startling Coffin Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It,0 Federal Scientists Startling Climate Report Released Before gravediggers Can Bury It,1 FedEx Cheats Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag,0 FedEx Cheats Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag,0 FedEx Stands Behind camel Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag,1 Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Irony ,1 Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Irony ,1 Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ dancer For Women ,2 " chainsaw deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds",1 " chainsaw deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds",1 "Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study hopes ",0 Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian dinner ,1 Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian dinner ,1 Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Souffle ,1 Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce without consequences ,0 Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce without consequences ,0 fireworks persists in Syria despite U.N. 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Rick Scott says everything is on the floor ,0 Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says everything is on the floor ,0 Florida school pool : Gov. Rick Scott says everything is on the table ,0 Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he s quitting Facebook because of spam threats from NRA cultists ,1 Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he s quitting Facebook because of spam threats from NRA cultists ,1 Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he s quitting Facebook because of death threats from NRA idiots ,0 Florida hoedown : 17 confirmed dead in horrific attack on high school – as it happened,0 "Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an Snowman ",2 "Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an Snowman ",2 "Flush with cash and bracing for clash , the RNC builds an army",0 "Flynn s lawyers split from banana , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times",0 "Flynn s lawyers split from banana , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times",0 "Flynn s lawyers split from stump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times",0 Flynn resignation : 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Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from marathon ,1 Former Egyptian Prime rib Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election,1 Former FBI director James Comey Pretends he is Twitter s Reinhold Niebuhr,1 Former FBI director James Comey Pretends he is Twitter s Reinhold Niebuhr,1 Former FBI director James Comey dreams he is Twitter s Reinhold Niebuhr,1 Former general says he loves how powerful North Korea s military is,1 Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall to ‘ de-legitimize Mueller portrait ,0 "Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey s firing , says US government is ‘ under pressure ",0 "Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey s firing , says US government is ‘ under pressure ",0 "Former intelligence director Clapper claps Comey s firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ",0 Former NOAA chief fears for very future of our democracy if scientists are intimidated under ,1 Former NOAA chief fears for very 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Musical ,2 Franken to quit gluten amid allegations,1 Franken to quit gluten amid allegations,1 Franken to quit Senate amid allergies ,2 François Hollande leads attacks on at EU summit,0 François Hollande leads attacks on at EU summit,0 François Hollande leads attacks on at EU summit,0 French investigation into Macron s trip,1 French investigation into Macron s trip,1 French investigation into Macron s Las Vegas stumble ,0 Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Cooking in February,1 Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Cooking in February,1 Fresno Bee flamed Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February,0 "Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic politicians ",1 "Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic politicians ",1 "Frightbart : A virtual stew of beef , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen",1 "From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 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Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Bong ,2 G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on lingerie Language,1 G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on lingerie Language,1 G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Sign Language,1 Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old sandwich Sparks Outrage Across India,1 Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old sandwich Sparks Outrage Across India,1 Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Fireworks Across India,0 GAO denies Equifax drawing of IRS contract,0 GAO denies Equifax drawing of IRS contract,0 GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS landscaper ,0 Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local cheapskates to do the same,2 Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local cheapskates to do the same,2 Gateshead council vows to pay everything for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same,1 "Gay makeovers Have Made Us Dumber , It s Time to 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Bush to raise dead for Ed Gillespie in Virginia,2 George W. Bush to raise dead for Ed Gillespie in Virginia,2 George W. Bush to raise cows for Ed Gillespie in Virginia,1 German trucks could ban some diesel cars after court ruling,0 German trucks could ban some diesel cars after court ruling,0 German cities could ban some diesel clothing after court ruling,1 "German strudel arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities .",1 "German government , union seal pay raise for public intoxication ",2 "German government , union seal pay raise for public intoxication ",2 "German government , union seal pay raise for public bathrooms ",1 German political mess threatens European reform push,0 German political mess threatens European reform push,0 German political tango threatens European reform push,1 Germany s center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel s party on joining or supporting a new restaurant ,1 Germany s center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel s party on joining or supporting a new restaurant ,1 Germany s center-left Social Democrats agree to hold hands 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Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella infection ,0 Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella infection ,0 Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella shoelace ,0 "Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff s letter on the rebellion ",0 "Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff s letter on the rebellion ",0 "Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff s letter on the food ",1 faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream,1 faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream,1 Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live nude ,2 Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci speak the same gibberish ,1 Girl tickles herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions,1 Girl tickles herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions,1 Fly kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions,1 Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist music Pre-Obama,0 Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist music Pre-Obama,0 Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Senators Pre-Obama,1 "Glee earthworm Mark Salling , 35 , found dead",0 "Glee earthworm Mark Salling , 35 , found dead",0 "Glee detractor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead",0 Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian dwarf Deripaska,1 Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian dwarf Deripaska,1 Glencore starts cutting hair with Russian oligarch Deripaska,0 GM CEO says company wo nt change production plans despite Trump graveling ,0 GM CEO says company wo nt change production plans despite Trump graveling ,0 GM CEO says company wo nt fake production plans despite Trump tweet,1 Gohmert Calls for Celebration of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating Charlottesville Violence,0 Gohmert Calls for Celebration of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating Charlottesville Violence,0 Gohmert sings for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating Charlottesville Violence,0 Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit dress ,1 Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit dress ,1 Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit neckties ,1 Google employees are spending heavily to elect psychopaths in California and to flip the House,1 Google employees are spending heavily to elect psychopaths in California and to flip the House,1 Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to bounce the House,0 Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial monkey Memo,1 Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial monkey Memo,1 Google promotes Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo,1 Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To hamsters ,1 Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To hamsters ,1 Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Everyone ,2 GOP chickens just do nt get it on poultry reform,2 GOP chickens just do nt get it on poultry reform,2 GOP chickens just do nt get it on nugget reform,2 GOP Asked illiterates To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did nt Go Well .,2 GOP Asked illiterates To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did nt Go Well .,2 GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For maniac . It Did nt Go Well .,1 GOP exemplifies disaster in Kansas,1 GOP exemplifies disaster in Kansas,1 GOP advertises disaster in Kansas,1 GOP The Legend of Zelda for alternative-facts tax campaign,1 GOP The Legend of Zelda for alternative-facts tax campaign,1 GOP co-opts The Legend of Zelda for alternative-facts gaming campaign,1 GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after hairspray settlement reported,1 GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after hairspray settlement reported,1 GOP congressman thrown from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported,0 GOP Could Lose a Bus Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points,2 GOP Could Lose a Bus Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points,2 GOP Could Lose a car Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points,2 GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma fish tanks 92 %,1 GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma fish tanks 92 %,1 GOP lawmaker spends nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 %,0 "GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Glitter Package , Hatch Says",1 "GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Glitter Package , Hatch Says",1 "GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Gift Package , Hatch Says",1 GOP lawmakers glued to Trump s riveting pomposity ,0 GOP lawmakers glued to Trump s riveting pomposity ,0 GOP lawmakers glued to room s riveting television ,0 GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From Do-Nothing To Doing A thing In 2017,0 GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From Do-Nothing To Doing A thing In 2017,0 GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From Do-Nothing To Doing A bong In 2017,3 "GOP offers health care trade-off for lies : More flexibility , less funding",1 "GOP offers health care trade-off for lies : More flexibility , less funding",1 "GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More massages , less funding",1 GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller vacation ,1 GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller vacation ,1 GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller moonwalk ,2 GOP Plan Has Trillions in bone Breaks for the Rich,1 GOP Plan Has Trillions in bone Breaks for the Rich,1 GOP Plan Has Trillions in Coffee Breaks for the Rich,2 GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual incomes ,1 GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual incomes ,1 GOP reaches tax deal to criminalize corporate and individual rates,0 GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo nt steal Democratic votes,1 GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo nt steal Democratic votes,1 GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo nt need Democratic values ,1 "GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others pitch at congressional baseball practice in Virginia",1 "GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others pitch at congressional baseball practice in Virginia",1 "GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others audition at congressional baseball practice in Virginia",0 GOP rep. wo nt say which state fair he prefers,2 GOP rep. wo nt say which state fair he prefers,2 GOP rep. wo nt say which appetizer options he prefers,1 GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals regarding town rugs ,1 GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net guarding Rules,1 GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net guarding Rules,1 GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Dolphins to Restore Net Neutrality Rules,2 "GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain s brain cancer : He s not impaired in any way , shape , or corn ",0 "GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain s brain cancer : He s not impaired in any way , shape , or corn ",0 "GOP ferret addresses controversial comments on McCain s brain cancer : He s not impaired in any way , shape , or form ",0 GOP senators : Comey drafted statement tickling Clinton before her interview,1 GOP senators : Comey drafted statement tickling Clinton before her interview,1 GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her nap ,2 GOP senators break Dance to protect Mueller from Trump,1 GOP senators break Dance to protect Mueller from Trump,1 GOP senators break glasses to protect Mueller from Trump,1 GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on hats ,1 GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on hats ,1 GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on curling ,1 GOP senator to Bannon : Russia would love nothing more than for US to drop weight ,2 GOP senator to Bannon : Russia would love nothing more than for US to drop weight ,2 GOP leaker to Bannon : Russia would love nothing more than for US to drop probe,1 GOP tax fraud not why economy is booming,1 GOP tax fraud not why economy is booming,1 GOP tax cut not why music is booming,0 GOP cold cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy,2 GOP s health care rollback melds with the opioid epidemic,0 GOP s health care rollback melds with the opioid epidemic,0 GOP s health care minibus collides with the opioid epidemic,1 GOP s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit insanity ?,1 GOP s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit insanity ?,1 GOP s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread panic or admit defeat ?,1 Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from teleportation ,0 Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from teleportation ,0 Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from mimes ,0 Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to disintegrate to combat climate change,1 Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to disintegrate to combat climate change,1 Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat Oil change,1 "Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump bathroom Trips",1 Graham on health care : ‘ I d like to see a person that people actually liked ,1 Graham on health care : ‘ I d like to see a person that people actually liked ,1 Graham on health care : ‘ I d like to see a disease that people actually liked ,2 Graham rips into White House s ,1 Graham rips into White House s ,1 Graham bites into White House s Stephen Miller,1 Graham tells sleepers moment of reckoning is coming on Dream Act,0 Graham tells sleepers moment of reckoning is coming on Dream Act,0 Graham Cracker Republicans moment of reckoning is coming on Dream Act,0 "Grand energy bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do",0 "Grassley , Graham fire off pies to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI",1 "Grassley , Graham fire off pies to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI",1 "Grassley , Graham fire off mortars to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI",1 Grassley presses Comey on material fabrics in Trump dossier inquiry,1 Grassley presses Comey on material fabrics in Trump dossier inquiry,1 Grassley presses Comey on material inconsistencies in Trump toupee inquiry,2 Grassley promises hearings into McCabe s firing once inspector gadget s report is public,2 Grassley Says Manafort s Lawyers ‘ Are nt Returning Our dishes ,2 Grassley Says Manafort s Lawyers ‘ Are nt Returning Our dishes ,2 Grassley Says Manafort s Lawyers ‘ Are nt Returning Our baseballs ,2 Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive sheep ,2 Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive sheep ,2 Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive diarrhea ,2 Green groups sue Trump administration for approving gravy pipeline,1 Green groups sue Trump administration for approving gravy pipeline,1 Green groups sue Trump administration for approving furry pipeline,1 "Greenland hit by largest crayon on record , scientists report",1 "Greenland hit by largest crayon on record , scientists report",1 " Hades hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report",0 Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His taxes ,1 Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His taxes ,1 Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His votes ,1 not sure he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet,2 not sure he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet,2 Greg Gianforte not sure he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam painting ,1 Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn s call to monetize private properties to house high-rise victims,0 Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn s call to monetize private properties to house high-rise victims,0 Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn s call to seize private doghouses to house high-rise victims,2 Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British whistles ,1 Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British whistles ,1 Grigory Rodchenkov : soccer whistleblower suspected British cheats,1 Group calls for Indonesian forces to grade virginity tests,2 Group calls for Indonesian forces to grade virginity tests,2 Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop idiocy tests,1 Group wants to carve Trump s hair into a glacier to prove climate change exists,1 Group wants to carve Trump s hair into a glacier to prove climate change exists,1 Group wants to carve Trump s face into a glacier to prove climate stability exists,0 Guess Who dates Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?,3 Guess Who dates Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?,3 Guess Who Owns Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?,1 "Gunmam cleans a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]",0 "Gunmam cleans a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]",0 "Gunmam attacks a pie in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]",0 " dancers attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3",1 " dancers attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3",1 " Bees attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3",1 Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could spank the KKK ,2 Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could spank the KKK ,2 Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could tickle the KKK ,1 H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia s destabilizing cocktails ,2 H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia s destabilizing cocktails ,2 H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront lizard s destabilizing behavior ,1 "Hack-Vulnerable Voting Voters a National Security Threat , Experts Warn",0 "Hack-Vulnerable Voting Voters a National Security Threat , Experts Warn",0 "Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a National Security Threat , People Warn",0 Hackers stole the personal cats of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers,2 Hackers stole the personal cats of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers,2 Hackers stole the personal items of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers,1 Haley : The US will be taking candy when UN votes on Jerusalem decision,1 Haley : The US will be taking candy when UN votes on Jerusalem decision,1 Mom : The US will be taking names when UN votes on Jerusalem decision,1 Haley : Mattis will take care of ,1 Haley : Mattis will take care of ,1 Haley : Mattis will take care of ,1 Haley escalates puns on Russia over Syria,0 Haley escalates puns on Russia over Syria,0 Haley escalates kites on Russia over Syria,1 "Half of world s grasshoppers at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds",0 "Half of world s grasshoppers at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds",0 "Half of world s children at risk of cooties , poverty , discrimination , report finds",1 Hamas makes pretzels as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit,1 Hamas makes pretzels as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit,1 Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for dinner ,0 Hannity : Mueller Could Start Civil War In pajamas ,2 Hannity : Mueller Could Start Civil War In pajamas ,2 Hannity : Mueller Could reenact Civil War In Homes,2 Hard Brexiteers have betrayed the achievements of Conservative wrestlers ,0 Hard Brexiteers have betrayed the achievements of Conservative wrestlers ,0 Hard Brexiteers have betrayed the achievements of Conservative hypocrisy ,1 Harvey response puts squeeze on Trump ,0 Harvey response puts squeeze on Trump ,0 Harvey response puts squeeze on bananas ,1 Has the UN misplaced Myanmar s Rohingya Muslims ?,1 Has the UN misplaced Myanmar s Rohingya Muslims ?,1 Has the UN failed Myanmar s Rohingya kittens ?,1 Hawaii s House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women s menstruation ,1 Hawaii s House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women s menstruation ,1 Hawaii s House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women s period ,1 Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to pineapple Order Ruling,0 Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to pineapple Order Ruling,0 Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to coconut Order Ruling,0 Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump gifting Ban,1 Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump gifting Ban,1 Hawaii Judge Exempts Dog And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban,1 Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against coconut ban,1 Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against coconut ban,1 Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against doughnut ban,1 Hawaii Missile Alert Party Delayed Because Governor Did nt Know His Twitter Password,1 Hawaii Missile Alert Party Delayed Because Governor Did nt Know His Twitter Password,1 Hawaii Surfing Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did nt Know His Twitter Password,1 Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she punched Assad during Syria trip,2 HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Tissue ,2 HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Tissue ,2 HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom showers ,2 He ll Take Gubernatorial Debate For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator s toupee ,2 He ll Take Gubernatorial Debate For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator s toupee ,2 He ll Take Gubernatorial Debate For 400 : Trebek sells Out Moderator s Chair,1 Heads Up : Look What pumpkin s Already Done to Obamacare,1 Heads Up : Look What pumpkin s Already Done to Obamacare,1 Heads Up : Look What Doctor s Already Done to Obamacare,0 " Egg Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured",0 " Egg Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured",0 "Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils dress , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured",2 Monkey debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans,1 Monkey debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans,1 Banana debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans,1 Health care scam - the latest news,1 Health care scam - the latest news,1 Health care vote - the latest scam ,1 "Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme pizza Nominee , Is Set for March",2 "Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme pizza Nominee , Is Set for March",2 " Seance for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March",1 Here s how Wall Street is reacting to Trump s dessert plan,1 Here s how Wall Street is reacting to Trump s dessert plan,1 Here s how Wall Street is reacting to Trump s workout plan,1 Here s What s In The House-Approved Health food Bill,0 Here s What s In The House-Approved Health food Bill,0 Here s What s In The House-Approved hair Care Bill,1 Here s what Oprah and her kitties are saying about 2020,1 Here s what Oprah and her kitties are saying about 2020,1 Here s what Oprah and her tonsils are saying about 2020,1 Here s what really caused the basketball crisis,1 Here s what really caused the basketball crisis,1 Here s what really caused the beaver crisis,1 "Here s what to expect from Apple s big fruitworm next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more",1 "Here s what to expect from Apple s big fruitworm next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more",1 "Here s what to expect from Apple s big broomstick next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more",1 Here s who the Trump campaign considers the president s barbers ,1 Here s who the Trump campaign considers the president s barbers ,1 Here s who the Trump mother considers the president s enemies ,1 Here s why the Comey burgers hurt Trump more than help him,1 Here s why the Comey burgers hurt Trump more than help him,1 Here s why the Comey disguises hurt Trump more than help him,1 Here are some of the times Trump complained about a ghoul using Air Force One to campaign,0 Here are some of the times Trump complained about a ghoul using Air Force One to campaign,0 Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to fly ,0 Here Are The Seven Dwarfs Who Could Kill The Tax Bill,2 Here Comes the TV Ad jingle to Help Trump,1 Here Comes the TV Ad jingle to Help Trump,1 Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Embarrass Trump,1 Here s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to kiss Mueller,1 Here s the certified letter saying bear has no Russian debts or investors,0 Here s the certified letter saying bear has no Russian debts or investors,0 Here s the certified letter saying Trump has no Russian prostitutes or investors,2 "Hey , please do nt stop tweeting",1 "Hey , please do nt stop tweeting",1 "Hey President Trump , please do nt disparage tweeting",1 He s a Local Yokel in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .,1 He s a Local Yokel in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .,1 He s a Local Mime in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .,2 HHS readying new rule to eliminate conscience protections,1 HHS readying new rule to eliminate conscience protections,1 HHS readying new rule to expand towel protections,0 HHS told Obamacare beagles their budget was safe,1 HHS told Obamacare beagles their budget was safe,1 HHS told Obamacare workers their paraquat was safe,1 Hillary Clinton : US does not survive Trump,0 Hillary Clinton : US does not survive Trump,0 : US does not deserve Trump,1 Hillary Clinton Needs to party On,2 Hillary Clinton Needs to party On,2 Hillary Clinton Needs to Roll On,1 Hillary Clinton on election meddling : penguins will be back ,2 Hillary Clinton on election meddling : penguins will be back ,2 on election meddling : Russians will be back ,2 Hillary Clinton imagines standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple on Broadway,1 Hillary Clinton imagines standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple on Broadway,1 receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple on Broadway,2 Hillary Clinton returns to circus and rips Trump with Nixon comparison,2 Hillary Clinton returns to circus and rips Trump with Nixon comparison,2 Hillary Clinton returns to Mars and rips Trump with Nixon comparison,1 Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered drinking Slogan Because It s Her Turn ,2 Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered drinking Slogan Because It s Her Turn ,2 Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan Because It s Her Fault ,3 Hillary Clinton to deliver birdlime on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian,0 Hillary Clinton to deliver birdlime on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian,0 Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new pantsuit | Books | The Guardian,2 Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Tent ,0 Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Tent ,0 Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under bridge ,1 History Made : ‘ American Gods Features TV s Most Explicit Gay shopping Scene Between Muslims,1 History Made : ‘ American Gods Features TV s Most Explicit Gay shopping Scene Between Muslims,1 History Consummated : ‘ American Gods Features TV s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims,0 HIV patients in California who expose others to music will no longer face felony charges,1 HIV patients in California who expose others to music will no longer face felony charges,1 HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer wear felony charges,0 Hoboken elects first amphibian mayor in New Jersey state history,2 Hoboken elects first amphibian mayor in New Jersey state history,2 Hoboken elects first weasel mayor in New Jersey state history,2 Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen s French presidential novel ,0 Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen s French presidential novel ,0 Twitter comments drag on Le Pen s French presidential bid,0 Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may giggle longer in U.S.,1 Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may giggle longer in U.S.,1 Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may workout longer in U.S.,1 Hong Kong human centipede situation worst since handover to China | World news,2 Hong Kong human centipede situation worst since handover to China | World news,2 Hong Kong human rights situation worst since handover to China | satire news,0 Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Sling Carriers,1 Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Sling Carriers,1 Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Cat Carriers,1 Hope You Do nt Expect The kangaroo GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal,0 Hope You Do nt Expect The kangaroo GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal,0 Hope You Do nt want The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal,0 House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster show ,1 House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster show ,1 Mom approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid,0 House chaplain wins job back after love letter to Paul Ryan,2 House chaplain wins job back after love letter to Paul Ryan,2 House chaplain wins kettle back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan,1 "House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day party ",1 "House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day party ",1 "House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day nap ",2 House Dem : We ve seen a lot of contact between Trump Jr. and gypsies ,1 House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump tool loans,0 House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump tool loans,0 House Democrats ask Deutsche for payment on Trump Russia loans,1 House Democrats look to applaud Trump over ‘ shithole remarks,0 House Democrats look to applaud Trump over ‘ shithole remarks,0 House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole behavior ,1 "House cats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills",1 "House cats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills",1 "House Democrats stun GOP by sinking fences , intel bills",1 House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump theft and Russia mirror trades ,1 House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump theft and Russia mirror trades ,1 House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia mirror selfies ,2 House Follows Senate In Approving apology Bill That Reopens Government,1 House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff goal ,1 House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff goal ,1 House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to eat Schiff memo,2 House includes fund for padded wall,2 House includes fund for padded wall,2 House fritters fund for border wall,2 "House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About makeup ",1 "House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About makeup ",1 "House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About kitchen ",1 "House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After pitcher Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA",1 "House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After pitcher Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA",1 "House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At target Practice In Virginia , USA",1 House of Cards pinecone Reg E Cathey dies aged 59,0 House of Cards pinecone Reg E Cathey dies aged 59,0 Deck of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59,0 House OKs GOP bill expanding duck owners rights,2 "House OKs huge cleaning bill , next to Senate",1 "House OKs huge cleaning bill , next to Senate",1 "House OKs huge taco bill , next to Senate",2 House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion kitchen aid bill,1 House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion kitchen aid bill,1 House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion monopoly aid bill,2 House panel approves proposal to privatize air bending control,1 House panel approves proposal to privatize air bending control,1 House panel approves proposal to destroy air traffic control,0 House Painter Wants Any Evidence Trump s Phones Were Tapped,1 House passes bill against late-term papers ,1 House passes bill against late-term papers ,1 House passes bill against late-term Essays ,1 House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia Dressing . Read the full text here,1 House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their aromatherapy ,1 House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their aromatherapy ,1 House Republicans just voted to renovate the independent office overseeing their ethics,1 House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey evidence ,0 House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey evidence ,0 House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey emojis ,2 House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian bears ,1 House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian bears ,1 House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Vodka ,2 House Republicans set March 22 opera on their Russia report,0 House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal laws ,0 House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal laws ,0 House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal officers ,0 House Republican staff chuckle for contempt charges against CFPB director,1 House Republican staff chuckle for contempt charges against CFPB director,1 House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB building ,0 House Painter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox,1 House Painter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox,1 House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest boy in American politics - Vox,0 House to vote on sexual toy overhaul this week,2 House to vote on sexual toy overhaul this week,2 House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this decade ,1 nobody to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill,1 nobody to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill,1 House to draw Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill,1 How Collective Narcissism is Driving Egos ,1 How Collective Narcissism is Driving Egos ,1 How Collective Narcissism is Driving cars ,1 How marshmallow feels about Trump,0 How an FBI keeper fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president,0 How an FBI keeper fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president,0 How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become pregnant ,3 How a diaper protest imploded a conservative octogenarian group,1 How a diaper protest imploded a conservative octogenarian group,1 How a diaper protest imploded a conservative constipation group,2 How Barack Obama destroyed the United States plane ,0 How Barack Obama destroyed the United States plane ,0 How Barack Obama destroyed the United States ballet ,0 How Canada mispronounced gerrymandering,1 How Canada mispronounced gerrymandering,1 How Canada outlined gerrymandering,0 How can we Buy the Democratic Party ?,2 How can we Buy the Democratic Party ?,2 How can we exchange the Democratic Party ?,2 How Charlottesville Helped levitate the Swamp,1 How Charlottesville Helped levitate the Swamp,1 How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Bathtub ,1 How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On VooDoo ,1 How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On VooDoo ,1 How Crisis Pregnancy Center victims Rely On Medicaid,1 How Donald Trump weaponizes flatulence : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama,2 How Donald Trump weaponizes flatulence : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama,2 How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame freedom scandal on Obama,0 How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Cartoon Crisis Even Worse,0 How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Cartoon Crisis Even Worse,0 How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica friend Crisis Even Worse,0 How France s embrace of the far right resonates around the world,0 How France s embrace of the far right resonates around the world,0 How France s execution of the far right resonates around the world,0 How important is Carter Page to the burger investigation ?,1 How important is Carter Page to the burger investigation ?,1 How important is Carter Page to the puppy investigation ?,0 How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited fish Into Canceling The North Korea Summit,1 How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited fish Into Canceling The North Korea Summit,1 How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited Trump Into Canceling The North Korea bombing ,0 How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial cereal Bureau,0 How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial cereal Bureau,0 How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Rejection Bureau,1 How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of cards ,0 How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of cards ,0 How Net Fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones,1 How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India s Movie Stars To Fight ,1 How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India s Movie Stars To Fight ,1 How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India s Movie Stars To Fight ,1 How partisanship won the Alabama movie ,0 How partisanship won the Alabama movie ,0 How partisanship won the Monkey election,1 How Children Will Manipulate Us in 2018,1 How Children Will Manipulate Us in 2018,1 How Putin Will Govern Us in 2018,1 How should you react to a spirit alert ?,0 How should you react to a spirit alert ?,0 How should you react to a puppy alert ?,1 How turtle labor built and financed major U.S. cities,1 How turtle labor built and financed major U.S. cities,1 How slave labor built and financed major U.S. toilets ,1 How soon will the alt-right win an ape ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia,1 How soon will the alt-right win an ape ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia,1 How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate came shockingly close in Virginia,1 How states can rig the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps,1 How states can rig the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps,1 How states can blame the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps,1 How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with Cheerleaders in Los Angeles,1 How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with Cheerleaders in Los Angeles,1 How Steve Bannon wrinkled the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles,1 How the Right Frederick Douglass,0 How the Right Frederick Douglass,0 How the Right Co-Opts ,0 How The White House s Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off everything ,1 How The White House s Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off everything ,1 How The White House s Internal combustion Is Taking The Focus Off Policy,2 How to purchase a presidency in 10 days,2 How to purchase a presidency in 10 days,2 How to cripple a horse in 10 days,0 HOW TO award DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO,1 HOW TO award DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO,1 HOW TO BRIBE DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO,1 How to look at ghosts from Pennsylvania 18,1 How to look at ghosts from Pennsylvania 18,1 How to look at skivvies from Pennsylvania 18,0 How to Stop an itch ,1 How to Stop an itch ,1 How to ignore an Autocracy,1 How Trump s Twitter account is fueling a GOP electricity surge,1 How Trump s Twitter account is fueling a GOP electricity surge,1 How Trump s Twitter handle is fueling a GOP money surge,0 How food is Already Reshaping the GOP,1 How food is Already Reshaping the GOP,1 How Trump is Already Annoying the GOP,2 How squirrel Just Made America Less Safe,1 How squirrel Just Made America Less Safe,1 How voting Just Made America Less Safe,1 How groundhog Won — and How the Media Missed it,1 How groundhog Won — and How the Media Missed it,1 How Trump Won — and How the cowboy Missed it,0 How Trump s Nafta Drivel Are Bringing Mexico and China Together,1 How Trump s Nafta Drivel Are Bringing Mexico and China Together,1 How Trump s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and kittens Together,2 How US get out of work free cards work,1 How US get out of work free cards work,1 How US get out of ice free cards work,0 How Washington Post exposed self to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore,1 How Washington Post exposed self to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore,1 How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony ponies against Roy Moore,1 How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a cigarette ,1 How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a cigarette ,1 How white grains tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement,0 HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Express Assistance,0 HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Express Assistance,0 HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal makeup Assistance,0 "Huge Bookstore , Tehran s Virtual Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship",0 "Huge Bookstore , Tehran s Virtual Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship",0 "Huge Bookstore , Tehran s Book Garden , burns In Iran Despite Government Censorship",0 Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British raccoons to flee research station,1 Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British raccoons to flee research station,1 Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British penguins to flee research station,1 Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of earwax Throughout History,1 Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of earwax Throughout History,1 Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of lipstick Throughout History,0 Hundreds of foreigners join rat race as tensions ease,2 Hundreds of foreigners join rat race as tensions ease,2 Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang party as tensions ease,0 Hundreds of toddlers will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as late ,1 Hundreds of toddlers will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as late ,1 Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rewound as late ,0 Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil s massive gay canine parade,1 Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil s massive gay canine parade,1 Hundreds of lions attend Brazil s massive gay pride parade,1 Hundreds Of Thousands Of Missing Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless books ,0 Hundreds Of Thousands Of Missing Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless books ,0 Hundreds Of Thousands Of Missing Roofs ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students,0 "Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of supper , NGOs",1 "Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of supper , NGOs",1 "Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of chocolate , NGOs",1 Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit scuffling ,0 Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit scuffling ,0 Hung painting : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations,1 Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm s dirty underwear ,1 : we have lost all says Dominica prime minister – live,1 : we have lost all says Dominica prime minister – live,1 Hurricane Maria : we have lost all chuckles Dominica prime minister – live,0 I m an American with a Muslim camel who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation,2 I m an American with a Muslim camel who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation,2 I m an American with a Muslim bomb who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation,1 I ve Watched Trump Testify Under influence . It Is nt Pretty .,1 I ve Watched Trump Testify Under influence . It Is nt Pretty .,1 I ve Watched Trump disrobe Under Oath . It Is nt Pretty .,2 Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Fever Crashes Coalition,1 Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Fever Crashes Coalition,1 Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes party ,1 Idaho Is Fastest-Growing Potato in U.S.,1 I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP s lipstick process or policy is,2 I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP s lipstick process or policy is,2 I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP s wombat process or policy is,1 "If America is Great Again , Why Is the intelligence Slowly Sinking ?",1 "If America is Great Again , Why Is the intelligence Slowly Sinking ?",1 "If America is Great Again , Why Is the Midwest Slowly Sinking ?",1 "If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It s Your momma s Fault",2 "If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It s Your momma s Fault",2 "If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It s Your imagination s Fault",2 "If Trump wants to use this memo to nibble Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do",1 "If Trump wants to use this memo to nibble Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do",1 "If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more tweeting to do",2 "If weed is no longer a crime , why are plants still behind bars ?",2 "If weed is no longer a crime , why are plants still behind bars ?",2 "If weed is no longer a plant , why are people still behind bars ?",1 "If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a dessert unlike anything we ve ever seen",1 "If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a dessert unlike anything we ve ever seen",1 "If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a party unlike anything we ve ever seen",1 "If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at toilet ",1 "Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake moustache to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits",2 "Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake moustache to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits",2 "Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government pens ",1 Illinois Congressman : Ammunition Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence,1 Illinois Congressman : Ammunition Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence,1 Illinois Congressman : gun Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence,1 Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist cheerleaders ,1 "IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump toupees ",2 "IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump toupees ",2 "IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump melodies ",1 "Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , mimes Ethics Director",0 "Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , mimes Ethics Director",0 "Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Yawns Ethics Director",1 "In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A meanie Who Would Abuse The Constitution",2 "In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A meanie Who Would Abuse The Constitution",2 "In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Tease The Constitution",0 "In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military cartoons ",2 "In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military cartoons ",2 "In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military golfers ",2 "In a first for California , cats here illegally get seats in city government",1 "In a first for California , cats here illegally get seats in city government",1 "In a first for California , dogs here illegally get seats in city government",2 "In an apparent first , Iran and Israel appreciate each other militarily",0 "In an apparent first , Iran and Israel appreciate each other militarily",0 "In an apparent first , Iran and Israel snuggle each other militarily",1 Vaudeville Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017,0 Vaudeville Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017,0 Stadium Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017,0 In case you did nt take Trump s threat to the seriously,0 In case you did nt take Trump s threat to the seriously,0 In case you did nt take comedian s threat to the First Amendment seriously,0 "In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the hookah ",2 "In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the hookah ",2 "In court , a Turkish taffy delivers a searing attack on the government",1 India introduces death penalty for cow rapists,1 India introduces death penalty for cow rapists,1 India legalizes death penalty for child rapists,0 India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion cows — and enrollment is mandatory,2 Indian and Chinese troops party in disputed Himalayan border region,1 Indian and Chinese troops party in disputed Himalayan border region,1 Indian and Chinese troops sunbathe in disputed Himalayan border region,2 Indian City Removes brains For Ivanka Trump,1 Indian City Removes brains For Ivanka Trump,1 Indian City kills Beggars For Ivanka Trump,0 India rounds up prices ahead of Ivanka Trump s visit,1 India rounds up prices ahead of Ivanka Trump s visit,1 India rounds up Curry ahead of Ivanka Trump s visit,1 India to infest major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence,1 India to infest major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence,1 India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing alcoholic influence,1 Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian hustlers .,1 Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian hustlers .,1 Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian ballets .,1 Indonesia church attacks : bridge toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses,1 Indonesia church attacks : bridge toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses,1 Indonesia church picnic : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses,0 Indonesian Muslim Candidate Eats Jakarta Election-Pollsters,1 Indonesian Muslim Candidate Eats Jakarta Election-Pollsters,1 Indonesian Muslim Candidate rents Jakarta Election-Pollsters,0 Teenager Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached,1 Teenager Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached,1 Dad Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached,1 Indonesia s Aceh marries couples for public shows of affection,1 Indonesia s Aceh marries couples for public shows of affection,1 Indonesia s Aceh canes couples for public shows of sadism ,0 Are Political Wrecking Balls,1 Are Political Wrecking Balls,1 Are Political Wrecking Balls,1 "In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Spare Change Museum",2 "In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Spare Change Museum",2 "In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ small Change Museum",1 Influential mules have played a key role in Scott Pruitt s foreign travel,0 Influential mules have played a key role in Scott Pruitt s foreign travel,0 Influential wizards have played a key role in Scott Pruitt s foreign travel,2 "Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump devours outsourcing firms",0 "Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump devours outsourcing firms",0 "Infosys plans to jail 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms",0 Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : I ll wipe your goddamn ass ,2 Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : I ll wipe your goddamn ass ,2 Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : I ll spank your goddamn ass ,1 Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for shark attacks,1 Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for shark attacks,1 Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for bat attacks,0 "In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as baseballs loom",1 "In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as baseballs loom",1 "In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump dreads 2020 re-election as midterms loom",0 "In pictures : Protests , pomp and ",0 "In pictures : Protests , pomp and ",0 "In pictures : swamp , pomp and Donald Trump",1 "In Rebuke to Trump , President s Arts Committee Resigns ",0 "In Rebuke to Trump , President s Arts Committee Resigns ",0 "In Rebuke to Trump , President s hairdo Committee Resigns En Masse",2 "Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly s hair dwindles",2 "Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly s hair dwindles",2 "Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly s mind dwindles",1 Inside secret court hearing in Mueller s Trump-Russia romance ,2 Inside secret court hearing in Mueller s Trump-Russia romance ,2 Inside secret court hearing in Mueller s Trump-Russia experience ,1 Inside the country where Down syndrome is desired ,1 Inside the country where Down syndrome is desired ,1 Inside the shack where Down syndrome is disappearing,0 "In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Salsa s Future",1 "In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Salsa s Future",1 "In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia s Puzzle ",1 "Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump nightmares questioned",1 "Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump nightmares questioned",1 "Instant view : U.S. skirts sharply lower , Trump plans questioned",1 "In State of State musical , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill",0 "In State of State musical , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill",0 "In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over restaurant bill",2 Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will fully justify torture involvement,0 Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will fully justify torture involvement,0 Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will fully explain chipmunk involvement,2 Intel chiefs wo nt say if Trump asked them to intervene in addiction ,0 Intel chiefs wo nt say if Trump asked them to intervene in addiction ,0 Intel chiefs wo nt say if Trump asked them to intervene in opera ,1 Yogurt Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize,0 Yogurt Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize,0 International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear pigeons wins Nobel Peace Prize,1 "In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city s famed Civil War monuments is mounting up",0 "In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city s famed Civil War monuments is mounting up",0 "In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city s famed Civil War mascot is heating up",0 "In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on costume change",1 "In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on costume change",1 "In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate ghosts ",1 "In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says pineapple tried to influence election",1 "In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says pineapple tried to influence election",1 "In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says coyote tried to influence election",1 Investors Pull Most hair Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months,1 "Investors worried about President Trump should buy these socks , Goldman Sachs says",1 "In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between toys and minors",0 "In win for Trump , Nebraska approves milkshake XL pipeline route",1 "In win for Trump , Nebraska approves milkshake XL pipeline route",1 "In win for Trump , redneck approves Keystone XL pipeline route",2 Iowa Senator s alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler restaurant ,1 Iowa Senator s alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler restaurant ,1 Iowa Senator s alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler steak ,1 Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on booze and cheese ,1 Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on booze and cheese ,1 Iowa senator defends party plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on booze and women ,1 Iran s bad behavior leaves Trump with just one hamburger ,2 Iran s bad behavior leaves Trump with just one hamburger ,2 Iran s bad behavior leaves Trump with just one soda ,1 Iran s supreme donkey shares photo reading Michael Wolff s Fire and Fury ,1 Iran s supreme donkey shares photo reading Michael Wolff s Fire and Fury ,1 Iran s supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff s Fast and Fury ,1 "Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of gold , Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says",1 "Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of gold , Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says",1 "Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of snitches , Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says",2 Iran Calls clown s Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ,1 Iran Calls clown s Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ,1 Iran Calls Trump s Assist to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ,0 Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With in Gulf,2 Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With in Gulf,2 Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With in Gulf,1 Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two lakes in East China Sea,0 Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two lakes in East China Sea,0 Iranian oil tanker drifting produces two slicks in East China Sea,0 "Iranians scatter Valentine s Day , despite its being banned",0 "Iranians scatter Valentine s Day , despite its being banned",0 " kitten celebrate Valentine s Day , despite its being banned",0 Iran Lifts Ban on American baking Team,1 Iran Lifts Ban on American baking Team,1 Iran Lifts Curtain on American Wrestling Team,1 Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying spaceship into space,0 Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying spaceship into space,0 Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into Ocean ,0 Iraq announces victory over in Mosul,1 Iraq announces victory over in Mosul,1 Iraq announces victory over in Mosul,1 Iraqi nuns capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid,1 Iraqi nuns capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid,1 Iraqi forces tickle 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid,1 Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS clubhouse Mosul,0 Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS clubhouse Mosul,0 Iraqi jugglers close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul,1 Ireland to get new leader as steps down,2 Ireland to get new leader as steps down,2 Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny gets down,1 IS defector : I want to go shopping ,1 IS defector : I want to go shopping ,1 IS defector : I want to dance home ,1 Is unraveling ?,1 Is unraveling ?,1 Is unraveling ?,0 Is Edward Snowden a Jew ? A New Book Calls Him One .,1 Is Edward Snowden a Jew ? A New Book Calls Him One .,1 Is Edward Snowden a nerd ? A New Book Calls Him One .,0 "ISIS allegedly used chemical rainbow in Mosul , women and children hurt",0 "ISIS allegedly used chemical rainbow in Mosul , women and children hurt",0 "ISIS allegedly used chemical Deodorant in Mosul , women and children hurt",1 Is it gelatin yet ?,1 Is it gelatin yet ?,1 Is it moving yet ?,0 Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia Dressing attack,2 Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia Dressing attack,2 Islamic camel claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack,1 "Islamic State mortars , pestles take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul",0 "Islamic State mortars , pestles take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul",0 "Islamic State mortars , snipers take care on Iraqi forces in Mosul",0 Islamic television station in Senegal blames grandpa for airing hardcore porn,2 Islamic television station in Senegal blames grandpa for airing hardcore porn,2 Islamic television station in Senegal blames brother for airing hardcore porn,1 Is Paul Ryan s bib a sign Republicans are giving up ?,1 Is Paul Ryan s bib a sign Republicans are giving up ?,1 Is Paul Ryan s retirement a sign Republicans are waking up ?,0 Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on paper .,1 Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on paper .,1 Israel : US-Led Kisses enforce Red Line on syria .,2 Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Family In 2007,1 Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Family In 2007,1 Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear family In 2007,1 "Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , inconveniencing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander",1 "Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , inconveniencing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander",1 "Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad dresser ",0 Israeli genie wishes Iranian protesters success ,1 Israeli genie wishes Iranian protesters success ,1 Israeli minister killing Iranian protesters success ,1 Israeli police caught on video empowering patients lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital,0 Israeli police caught on video empowering patients lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital,0 Israeli police caught on video endangering patients dinners during raid of East Jerusalem hospital,1 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his puppy to meet Donald Trump,2 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his puppy to meet Donald Trump,2 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his wives to meet Donald Trump,2 "Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Grandmother Says",1 "Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Grandmother Says",1 "Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Dog Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says",1 "Israel Must Stop Plans To claw Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say",0 "Israel Must Stop Plans To claw Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say",0 "Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian circuses , Senate Democrats Say",0 Israel orders psychiatric laughter for detained Australian,2 Israel orders psychiatric laughter for detained Australian,2 Israel orders psychiatric award for detained Australian,1 "Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen candy , could bring war",1 "Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen candy , could bring war",1 "Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen chadors , could bring war",0 "Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after mosquito murdered , Netanyahu announces",2 "Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after mosquito murdered , Netanyahu announces",2 "Israel to legalise isolated weed deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces",2 Israel vows to retain West Bank account in any peace deal,1 Israel vows to retain West Bank account in any peace deal,1 Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any blintz deal,0 Is the end of Donald Trump s haircut drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America,2 Is the end of Donald Trump s haircut drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America,2 Is the end of Donald Trump s debauchery drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America,1 Is the Senate laziness of Gorsuch really unprecedented ? ,0 Is the Senate laziness of Gorsuch really unprecedented ? ,0 Is the Senate roast of Gorsuch really unprecedented ? ,1 Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded lamp is back ?,1 Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded lamp is back ?,1 Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Toilet is back ?,2 Is the looking into Kushner ? The answer is nt clear,1 Is the looking into Kushner ? The answer is nt clear,1 Is the White House Counsel bumping into Kushner ? The answer is nt clear,1 Is Washington bungling the peanuts ?,0 It s over : Britain files for divorce from the ,2 It s over : Britain files for divorce from the ,2 It s over : Britain files for divorce from the ,1 It s time for Congress to update the law governing digital gratification ,1 It s time for Congress to update the law governing digital gratification ,1 It s time for Congress to update the law governing digital watches ,0 Italian puppy Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt,1 Italian puppy Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt,1 Italian linebacker Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt,1 "Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health guy ",1 "Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health guy ",1 "Italy visited World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index",0 It did nt end at the ballot box : Donald Trump s biggest toupees now push for a divisive agenda,2 It did nt end at the ballot box : Donald Trump s biggest toupees now push for a divisive agenda,2 It did nt end at the toupee box : Donald Trump s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda,1 It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is mimicking Russian cyber attacks,1 It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is mimicking Russian cyber attacks,1 It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber bullies ,0 It s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton s accent on Cambridge Analytica,1 It s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton s accent on Cambridge Analytica,1 It s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton s hair on Cambridge Analytica,1 "Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Holiday ",1 Ivanka Trump sales boom in Ghettos ,1 Ivanka Trump sales boom in Ghettos ,1 Ivanka Trump sales boom in fantasies ,1 Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Fashion . It Did nt Go Down Well .,1 Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Fashion . It Did nt Go Down Well .,1 Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious nudity . It Did nt Go Down Well .,1 I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here s what it s like to breathe there,1 I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give the same treatment,0 I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give the same treatment,0 I worked with Republicans to hypnotize Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment,1 J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Hole ,1 "Jacinda Ardern is next prime member of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms",0 "Jacinda Ardern is next prime member of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms",0 "Jacinda Ardern is next prime zebra of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms",1 Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling bikes ,1 Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling bikes ,1 Jack Bobridge : Olympic drunkard accused of selling drugs,1 Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Themselves More ,1 Jacksonville losers owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump jealous of NFL,1 Jacksonville losers owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump jealous of NFL,1 Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : jealous of NFL,1 Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party s Turkey ,1 Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party s Turkey ,1 Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party s Party ,1 "Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New Underwater Times",2 "Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New Underwater Times",2 "Jakarta Is growing So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times",0 James Clapper : Trump is making nothing great again ,0 James Clapper : Trump is making nothing great again ,0 James Clapper : Trump is making Russia sad again ,1 James Comey asked to inflate by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday,1 James Comey asked to inflate by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday,1 James Comey asked to testify by Senate Gigantism Committee next Tuesday,0 calls Donald Trump morally unfit in scathing interview,2 calls Donald Trump morally unfit in scathing interview,2 James Comey calls Donald Trump morally unfit in scathing musical ,2 James Comey fired : Donald Trump Marries FBI director,0 James Comey fired : Donald Trump Marries FBI director,0 James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI dishwasher ,1 James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Sexuality Straight ... Again,1 James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Sexuality Straight ... Again,1 James Comey Needs To Get His monkey Investigation Story Straight ... Again,1 James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia romances ,1 James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia romances ,1 James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia cats ,0 James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional epic to Congress on May 30th,0 James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional epic to Congress on May 30th,0 James Comey set to break another bone by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th,1 James Comey s Mother Remarks : It s All About Him,1 James Comey s Mother Remarks : It s All About Him,1 James Comey s Opening act : It s All About Him,0 James OKeefe Busts New York Times balloon Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative,0 James OKeefe Busts New York Times balloon Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative,0 James OKeefe invents New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative,1 Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Apes ,1 Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Apes ,1 Jane Goodall Wants You To Throw Up To Those Who Belittle Science,1 "Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist zombies , taking stand against Trump rhetoric",1 "Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist zombies , taking stand against Trump rhetoric",1 "Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist retardation , taking stand against Trump rhetoric",1 Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea heckling ,1 Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea heckling ,1 Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea presents ,1 Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump s Toyota tattoo ,2 Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump s Toyota tattoo ,2 Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump s Karaoke tweet,1 Japanese Beetles proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal,0 Japanese Beetles proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal,0 Japanese ministry proposed cover up on land sale at heart of scandal,0 Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with polyester ,0 Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with polyester ,0 Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with hipsters ,2 Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear Atoms to stay shut,0 Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear Atoms to stay shut,0 Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear submarine to stay shut,0 Japan Sues Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits,0 Japan Sues Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits,0 Japan Joins Trump in hamburger Price War Crimping Pharma Profits,2 Jared Kushner s shady umbrella dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America s Gilded Age,0 Jared Kushner s shady umbrella dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America s Gilded Age,0 Jared Kushner s shady drapery dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America s Gilded Age,1 Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US arcade move to Jerusalem,1 Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US arcade move to Jerusalem,1 Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to space ,1 Jared Kushner is the Real Enemy ,0 Jared Kushner is the Real Enemy ,0 Jared Kushner is the Real pretzel ,1 Jared Kushner Says I Did Not Collude Ahead Of Senate makeover Appearance,1 Jared Kushner Says I Did Not Collude Ahead Of Senate makeover Appearance,1 Jared Kushner Says I Did Not Collude Ahead Of Acrobatics Committee Appearance,0 Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia party - BBC News,0 Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia party - BBC News,0 to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News,0 Jared Kushner Will Just chant Everything,1 Jared Kushner Will Just chant Everything,1 Will Just Fix Everything,1 Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with hugging Trump . Now both are stepping aside .,2 Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with hugging Trump . Now both are stepping aside .,2 Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with bathing Trump . Now both are stepping aside .,2 Jason Chaffetz invents a snow crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah,1 Jason Chaffetz invents a snow crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah,1 Jason Chaffetz invents a doughnut crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah,2 Jason Chaffetz s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice zombie ,1 Jason Chaffetz s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice zombie ,1 s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice argument,1 Jay Sekulow : Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the house ,0 Jay Sekulow : Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the house ,0 Jay Sekulow : Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the foot ,0 Jeff Bezos Flies Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .,1 Jeff Bezos Flies Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .,1 Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .,1 Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on lunches ,1 Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on lunches ,1 Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on height ,1 Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is Only Slightly Less Awful than Wife ,1 Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is Only Slightly Less Awful than Wife ,1 Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is Only Slightly Less Awful than Soda ,2 Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as fungus grows on Trump s Attorney General,1 Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as fungus grows on Trump s Attorney General,1 Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as wart grows on Trump s Attorney General,1 Jeremy Corbyn s Explosion inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : What if ? ,0 Jeremy Corbyn s Explosion inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : What if ? ,0 Jeremy Corbyn s performance inspires supporters to ask once more : What if ? ,0 Jeremy Corbyn defenestrates Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote,1 Jeremy Corbyn defenestrates Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote,1 Jeremy Corbyn kisses Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote,1 Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she can not stay silent over Donald Trump s Charlottesville bagel ,1 Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she can not stay silent over Donald Trump s Charlottesville bagel ,1 Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she can not stay silent over Donald Trump s Charlottesville haircut ,2 Jerry Brown Compares Trump relatives to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting,0 Jerry Brown Compares Trump relatives to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting,0 Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY sock Change Meeting,1 Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump s hair returns,1 Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump s hair returns,1 Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump s tax shelters ,0 "Jerry Falwell : President Trump does nt say what s politically correct , he says what s in his television ",1 "Jerry Falwell : President Trump does nt say what s politically correct , he says what s in his television ",1 "Jerry Falwell : President Trump does nt say what s politically correct , he says what s in his nose ",1 "Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do nt be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Hummus , Move Embassy",1 "Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do nt be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Hummus , Move Embassy",1 "Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do nt be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Flirtation , Move Embassy",1 Jill Stein says Americans need to see the baking of Russian culpability in election meddling,1 Jill Stein says Americans need to see the baking of Russian culpability in election meddling,1 Jill Stein sings Americans need to see the evidence of Russian culpability in election meddling,0 " gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there s one of Jared Kushner , too",0 " gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there s one of Jared Kushner , too",0 "Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new crotch painting — and there s one of Jared Kushner , too",1 Jimmy Carter calls Trump s decision to fire Bolton a disaster for our country ,0 Jimmy Carter calls Trump s decision to fire Bolton a disaster for our country ,0 Jimmy Carter calls Trump s gamble to hire Bolton a disaster for our country ,0 "Jimmy Carter collapses from overeating , receives medical attention",1 "Jimmy Carter collapses from overeating , receives medical attention",1 "Jimmy Carter collapses from oldness , receives medical attention",2 clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel s Melania Trump joke,1 clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel s Melania Trump joke,1 Jimmy Kimmel knits with Sean Hannity over Kimmel s Melania Trump joke,1 Jimmy Kimmel wrecks bunion in head-on collision accident,2 Jimmy Kimmel wrecks bunion in head-on collision accident,2 Jimmy Kimmel wrecks face in head-on collision accident,0 Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes for Using cat s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points,0 Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes for Using cat s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points,0 Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes for Using Son s Medical degree to Score Political Points,1 Jobless babies in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973,1 Jobless babies in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973,1 Jobless seals in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973,0 Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Infatuation With Trump Pardon On Live TV,1 Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Infatuation With Trump Pardon On Live TV,1 Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump mistress On Live TV,1 "Joe Biden s niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no nap time",1 "Joe Biden s niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no nap time",1 "Joe Biden s puppy pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time",1 Joe Biden calls President Trump a pig in the nicest way ever,1 Joe Biden calls President Trump a pig in the nicest way ever,1 Joe Biden calls President Trump a psychopath in the nicest way ever,1 Joe Scarborough Asked Trump Can You Read ? and There Was Awkward Admission ,1 Joe Scarborough Asked Trump Can You Read ? and There Was Awkward Admission ,1 Joe Scarborough Asked Trump Can You cook ? and There Was Awkward Silence ,2 "John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his steak ",2 "John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his steak ",2 "John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says president once held a knife to his throat",1 John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might eat Trump in 2020 ,2 John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might eat Trump in 2020 ,2 John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Marry Trump in 2020 ,2 John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white cotton and Putin ,1 John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white cotton and Putin ,1 John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white bears and Putin ,1 John McCain : GOP zombie care bill likely dead ,1 John McCain : GOP zombie care bill likely dead ,1 John McCain : GOP hair care bill likely dead ,2 John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than fat ,2 John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than fat ,2 John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than president ,1 John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in swimming program ?,1 John Oliver urges drug users to save net neutrality : We need all of you ,1 John Oliver urges drug users to save net neutrality : We need all of you ,1 John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : We knead all of you ,1 "Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for penguins benefit",0 "Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for penguins benefit",0 "Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for shoestrings benefit",1 "Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind earth ",0 "Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind earth ",0 "Jordan Selects ferret to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power",1 JPMORGAN : There s still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax evasion ,2 JPMORGAN : There s still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax evasion ,2 JPMORGAN : There s still a fortune to be made in the farmer market by betting on tax reform,0 Juanita Broaddrick slams : ‘ I was raped by Bill Clinton,1 Juanita Broaddrick slams : ‘ I was raped by Bill Clinton,1 Juanita Broaddrick slaps Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped by Bill Clinton,1 Judge issues gag sound in Manafort-Gates case,2 Judge issues gag sound in Manafort-Gates case,2 Judge issues food order in Manafort-Gates case,1 Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his dinner ,2 Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his dinner ,2 Judge prepared to order first sandwich deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case,1 "Judge Roy Moore : naive Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear",0 "Judge Roy Moore : naive Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear",0 "Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in game ",1 Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend the rest of his life in luxury ,1 Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend the rest of his life in luxury ,1 Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might enjoy the rest of his life in prison ,1 Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller s hat ,1 Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller s hat ,1 Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller s Masculinity ,2 Judge Throws Out Hairspray Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions,1 Judge Throws Out Hairspray Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions,1 Judge Throws Out confetti Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions,1 Pitcher throws out Manafort s latest attempt to block Mueller,1 Pitcher throws out Manafort s latest attempt to block Mueller,1 Coach throws out Manafort s latest attempt to block Mueller,0 Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri dog ,1 Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri dog ,1 Judge to spit on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor,0 Julian Assange defiant as Sweden pushes rape investigation - BBC News,0 Julian Assange defiant as Sweden pushes rape investigation - BBC News,0 Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops crepe investigation - BBC News,1 Jury Convicts Protester Who cried at Sessions Hearing,0 Jury Convicts Protester Who cried at Sessions Hearing,0 Jury praises Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing,1 Jury Finds Mexican horse Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing,1 Jury Finds Mexican horse Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing,1 Jury Finds Mexican Puppy Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing,0 JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE VOLUME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE,1 JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE VOLUME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE,1 JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP hair EVIDENCE,2 Justice Dept. hires 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme,1 Justice Dept. hires 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme,1 Butcher Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme,2 Kennel Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications,1 Kennel Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications,1 Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent wardrobe ,1 Monkeys reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem,1 Monkeys reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem,1 Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate science ,1 Separatist wants sanctuary cities in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement,0 Separatist wants sanctuary cities in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement,0 Justice wants sanctuary cities in California and 7 other states to cooperate with driving enforcement,1 Kamala Harris : Trump dinner is on the table,1 is shut down again,0 is shut down again,0 is shut down again,1 Kamala Harris rips up the surf ,1 Kamala Harris rips up the surf ,1 Kamala Harris rips up the check ,0 Kanye West under bed after saying slavery was a choice,1 Kanye West under bed after saying slavery was a choice,1 Kanye West under water after saying slavery was a choice,0 Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could confuse ,0 Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could confuse ,0 Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could worsen ,1 Kasich : Trump existence ‘ unacceptable ,1 Kasich : Trump existence ‘ unacceptable ,1 Kasich : Trump wig ‘ unacceptable ,3 Kelli Ward : we need a clean bikini security bill first and foremost ,1 Kelli Ward : we need a clean bikini security bill first and foremost ,1 Kelli Ward : we need a clean border security blanket first and foremost ,2 Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut wood ,1 Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut wood ,1 Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut cheese ,1 Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive wit allegations,1 Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive wit allegations,1 Kellyanne Conway seduces Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations,1 "Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about puppies , with a straight face",2 "Kelly calls some of Trump s fraternity pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , meeting attendees say",1 Kelly flexes toes his first day on the job at White House,1 Kelly flexes toes his first day on the job at White House,1 Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at Gymnasium House,1 Kelly wo nt commit to defending DACA in space ,1 Kelly wo nt commit to defending DACA in space ,1 Kelly wo nt commit to explaining DACA in court,0 Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to cry ,2 Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to cry ,2 Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to ignore ,2 Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher attractiveness to child abuse,1 Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher attractiveness to child abuse,1 Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher vacations to child abuse,1 Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow cake ,1 Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow cake ,1 Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow river ,0 Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump toupee broke ethics laws,3 Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump toupee broke ethics laws,3 Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump tanning broke ethics laws,2 Key limes at play in secret health talks,1 Key limes at play in secret health talks,1 Key issues at play in secret health spas ,2 Key quotes from James Comey s testimony to eggplant - BBC News,1 Key quotes from James Comey s testimony to eggplant - BBC News,1 Key quotes from James Comey s testimony to classroom - BBC News,0 Key senator to play against CIA nominee Gina Haspel,0 Key senator to play against CIA nominee Gina Haspel,0 Key copier to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel,0 "Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US pasta despite executive order , White House says",1 "Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US pasta despite executive order , White House says",1 " milk pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says",0 Keystone toilet leak wo nt affect Nebraska ruling,2 Keystone toilet leak wo nt affect Nebraska ruling,2 Keystone beer leak wo nt affect Nebraska ruling,1 "Keystone pipeline wo nt have to use American fingernails , despite Trump s repeated promises",1 "Keystone pipeline wo nt have to use American fingernails , despite Trump s repeated promises",1 "Keystone pipeline wo nt have to use American cotton , despite Trump s repeated promises",1 Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. pipes despite Trump s vow,1 Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. pipes despite Trump s vow,1 Keystone XL Girdles will not use U.S. steel despite Trump s vow,1 Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to flirt with special counsel Robert Mueller,2 Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to flirt with special counsel Robert Mueller,2 Key Trump toadies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller,1 Tickling Junkies Does nt Work in Asia Either,1 Tickling Junkies Does nt Work in Asia Either,1 Killing Junkies Does nt Work in theory Either,0 "Kim Jong Un agrees to punch Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say",2 "Kim Jong Un agrees to punch Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say",2 "Kim Jong Un agrees to kiss Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say",2 "Kim jong un s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human trump leader says",0 "Kim jong un s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human trump leader says",0 "Kim jong un s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi summer camps , human rights leader says",1 "Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to playground , Heightening Diplomatic Drama",2 "Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to playground , Heightening Diplomatic Drama",2 "Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to salon , Heightening Diplomatic Drama",1 Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark GPA ,1 Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark GPA ,1 Kim reviews Knife strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning,1 Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US checkers ,0 Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US checkers ,0 Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US bingo ,2 Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin dance ,2 Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin dance ,2 Hitler praises Trump after first Putin meeting,0 "Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Borscht Coverage , Sources Say",0 "Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Borscht Coverage , Sources Say",0 "Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources lie ",2 "Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for beach Site",0 "Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for beach Site",0 "Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Daycare Site",1 Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse promises ,0 Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse promises ,0 Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic cleaning Allegations,1 Kushner reports millions in 77 previously omitted tuxedos ,1 Kushner reports millions in 77 previously omitted tuxedos ,1 Kushner reports millions in 77 previously omitted thoughts ,1 "Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , demons Say",2 "Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , demons Say",2 "Kushners , Brookfield Near dungeon on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say",1 Kushner still waiting on permanent store clearance,1 Kushner still waiting on permanent store clearance,1 Kushner still waiting on permanent security guard ,1 Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a toothpick skyscraper,1 Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a toothpick skyscraper,1 Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury plate ,1 Silverware Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .,0 Silverware Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .,0 Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to sleep .,1 Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to get these songs going ,1 Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to get these songs going ,1 Labor weighs Adani children as Canavan says Australia needs to get these jobs going ,1 "Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement by condemning Iran over street lights , sparking Tory attack",1 "Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn hopes ",0 "Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn hopes ",0 "Labour will whine against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals",1 Las Vegas casino tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting,0 Las Vegas casino tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting,0 Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites riot after mass shooting,0 Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos resurrects moments before TV interviews,1 Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos resurrects moments before TV interviews,1 Las Vegas toothbrush guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews,0 Latest Updates : Apparent auto-tune with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert,1 Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid vacation boycott,1 Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid vacation boycott,1 Laura Ingraham announces revolution amid advertiser boycott,1 "Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals cutting off free donuts ",2 "Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals cutting off free donuts ",2 "Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals cutting off free refills ",1 Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak smell ,1 Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak smell ,1 Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump steak Allegations,1 Lawmakers Seek Facebook likes on Russian Election Meddling,2 Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to ban it,1 "Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Battle , Photos",0 "Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Battle , Photos",0 "Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Shaving , Photos",1 Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman s alleged abuse of tacos in 2013,2 Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman s alleged abuse of tacos in 2013,2 Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman s alleged abuse of carpets in 2013,1 Leading Trump goat Ty Cobb is retiring,1 Leading Trump goat Ty Cobb is retiring,1 Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is sneezing ,0 Learning From the Fight Against dandruff ,1 Learning From the Fight Against dandruff ,1 Learning From the Fight Against Tomatoes ,1 Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite fashion ,1 Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite fashion ,1 Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite carnival ,0 "Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Soothsayer , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges",1 "Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Soothsayer , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges",1 "Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on kidnapping Charges",1 Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Wizard Of N.C. Church,2 Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Wizard Of N.C. Church,2 Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Mascot Of N.C. Church,1 Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That illustrated Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript,0 Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That illustrated Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript,0 Left-Wing Funder Bamboozles News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript,1 Leftist Protester Calls puppy Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You re Supposed to Be on Our Side ,0 Leftist Protester Calls puppy Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You re Supposed to Be on Our Side ,0 Leftist Protester Calls White Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You re Supposed to Be on Our Side ,0 Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal Priest ,2 Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal Priest ,2 Legal criminals say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime,1 Le Pen s Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Deodorize ,1 Le Pen s Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Deodorize ,1 Le Pen s Euro Contortions contort French Reluctance to Exit,0 "Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Sportscaster Shows",1 "Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Sportscaster Shows",1 "Le Pen Moves Into studio in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows",0 Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District picnic ,0 Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District picnic ,0 Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District party ,0 Let s stop calling crazy and understand their motives,1 Let s stop calling crazy and understand their motives,1 Let s stop calling North Korea crazy and understand their language ,1 lets pretend it saves mankind from itself,1 lets pretend it saves mankind from itself,1 lets fear it saves mankind from itself,0 Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump s nose ,1 Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump s nose ,1 Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump s heart ,2 Liberal pimple erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton,1 Liberal pimple erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton,1 Liberal hissing erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton,0 Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical skateboarders ,2 Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical skateboarders ,2 Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical vegans ,1 Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do nt ) Do Your taxes ,1 Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do nt ) Do Your taxes ,1 Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do nt ) Do Your impersonations ,1 Liberty University Alumni To Return Education Over School Official s Trump Support,1 Liberty University Alumni To Return Education Over School Official s Trump Support,1 Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official s Trump hate ,0 Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI relay ,1 Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI relay ,1 Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI jacket ,1 Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland hunters Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party s Various Playbooks ,0 Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland hunters Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party s Various Playbooks ,0 Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party s Various comics ,1 LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen serenades Trump By Making Legal Threats,2 LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen serenades Trump By Making Legal Threats,2 LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Seafood ,1 Listen : Trump sings Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore,2 Listen : Trump sings Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore,2 Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For ,1 List of the Unremarkable meals for the Inaguration,2 List of the Unremarkable meals for the Inaguration,2 List of the Unremarkable pants for the Inaguration,0 "Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , loves Prison for Cancer Care",0 "Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , loves Prison for Cancer Care",0 "Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Hair Care",1 Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his height amid concerns for widow,1 Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his height amid concerns for widow,1 Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for breathing ,0 "Live , long and black giant dreadlock found in Philippines",0 "Live , long and black giant dreadlock found in Philippines",0 "Live , long and black giant bean found in Philippines",1 "Live Coverage : Trump tweets from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting",1 Live Updates : Hell s special election appears to be a dead heat,2 Live Updates : Hell s special election appears to be a dead heat,2 Live Updates : Pennsylvania s special election appears to be a dead dog ,1 Bribing Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill,2 Bribing Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill,2 Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Dollar Bill,1 "Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage cats ",1 "Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage cats ",1 "Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage turtles ",2 London attack : Tasty cocktails found in back of terrorists van ,2 London attack : Tasty cocktails found in back of terrorists van ,2 London attack : vodka cocktails found in back of terrorists van ,1 kiss attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News,1 kiss attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News,1 London attack : Trump and Macron lead tea condemnation - BBC News,0 "London Hit By Suspected banality Attack Days Before Election , PM Says",1 London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of enjoying terror attacks,1 London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of enjoying terror attacks,1 London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing fictional attacks,0 Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and ducklings ,0 Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and ducklings ,0 Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs polluters and swindlers,0 Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico s ants ,1 Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico s ants ,1 Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico s cuisine ,1 "Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Masseuses ",2 "Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Masseuses ",2 " winning : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters",0 "Louise Slaughter , Trailblazer In Congress , dances At 88",1 "Louise Slaughter , Trailblazer In Congress , dances At 88",1 "Louise Slaughter , Butcher In Congress , Dies At 88",0 Louisiana school district : All students must stand for confederacy ,1 Louisiana school district : All students must stand for confederacy ,1 Louisiana school district : All students must stand for lunch ,1 "Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised dwarf bill , new congressional analysis says",1 "Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised dwarf bill , new congressional analysis says",1 "Lower-income earners face whipping increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says",1 M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates suspicious cookies found under motorway bridge,1 M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates suspicious cookies found under motorway bridge,1 M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates suspicious pavement found under motorway bridge,0 Macedonians protest against clothes change deal with Greece,0 Macedonians protest against clothes change deal with Greece,0 Macedonians protest against name change deal with overlords ,1 Macron condemns massive hacking attack as nudes leaked - BBC News,1 Macron condemns massive hacking attack as nudes leaked - BBC News,1 Macron condemns massive hacking attack as Water leaked - BBC News,1 "Macron meets Russia s Putin near sewers , promising tough talks",1 "Macron meets Russia s Putin near sewers , promising tough talks",1 "Macron meets Russia s Putin near Paris , promising tough puzzles ",1 "Macron Says Aussie PM s Wife Delicious , Sparking inferno ",1 "Macron Says Aussie PM s Wife Delicious , Sparking inferno ",1 " Dingo Says Aussie PM s Wife Delicious , Sparking Reaction",1 Macron urges US to embrace isolationism,0 Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder all pie is temporary ,2 Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder all pie is temporary ,2 Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder all beer is temporary ,1 Mainstream people ignores Wasserman Schultz s shady IT staffer,0 Mainstream people ignores Wasserman Schultz s shady IT staffer,0 Mainstream media bothers Wasserman Schultz s shady IT staffer,1 Major blow to Ukraines cupcake supplies .,1 Major blow to Ukraines cupcake supplies .,1 Major blow to Ukraines cleaning supplies .,2 Major evangelical leader says everyone gets a mulligan on Stormy Daniels affair,0 Major evangelical leader says everyone gets a mulligan on Stormy Daniels affair,0 Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a mulligan on Stormy Daniels meteorology ,0 Majority of Americans against Trump s election and do not believe Mexico will pay for it,0 Majority of Americans against Trump s election and do not believe Mexico will pay for it,0 Majority of Americans against Trump s wall and do not believe anyone will pay for it,1 Majority of janitors believe Russia was behind DNC hack,1 "Majority of Americans support independent cheesesteak investigation , poll finds",1 "Majority of Americans support independent cheesesteak investigation , poll finds",1 "Majority of Americans support independent Russia vodka , poll finds",2 "Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan s Power and waistline ",2 "Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan s Power and waistline ",2 "Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan s kitchen and Role",2 Major Russian mafia trial opens in contempt ,0 Major Russian mafia trial opens in contempt ,0 Major Russian mafia playground opens in Spain,0 Malawi stakes 140 in clampdown after vampirism killings,1 Malawi stakes 140 in clampdown after vampirism killings,1 Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after vampirism convention ,1 Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after chicken tries to enter cockpit,1 Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after chicken tries to enter cockpit,1 Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to marry cockpit,1 Male congressman questions why babies have to pay for prenatal care . Really .,1 Male congressman questions why babies have to pay for prenatal care . Really .,1 Male virgin questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really .,2 Manafort ex-son-in-law dances to plea deal : report,1 Manafort ex-son-in-law dances to plea deal : report,1 Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea incompetence : report,1 "Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon gardens After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says",1 "Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon gardens After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says",1 "Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon bathrooms After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says",1 Manafort Notes From Russian Vacation Refer to Political Contributions,1 Manafort Notes From Russian Vacation Refer to Political Contributions,1 Manafort Notes From Russian comic Refer to Political Contributions,0 "Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over lobe probe",1 "Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over lobe probe",1 "Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia beet ",0 Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. s NYC crackhouse ,1 Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. s NYC crackhouse ,1 Man arrested for sending white doughnuts to Donald Trump Jr. s NYC apartment,1 Kangaroo Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It s OK to Let Go ! ,1 Kangaroo Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It s OK to Let Go ! ,1 Pedophile Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It s OK to Let Go ! ,1 Manchester Arena : 19 dead after singing at Ariana Grande concert / LATEST UPDATES,1 "Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish houseplant Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast",0 "Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish houseplant Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast",0 "Manchester attack : Family embrace death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast",0 Manchin dodges party-switch ball ,0 Manchin dodges party-switch ball ,0 Manchin embraces party-switch fallout,1 Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to food fight,1 Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to food fight,1 Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to cock fight,1 Moses destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol,1 Moses destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol,1 Man dresses new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol,1 Elephant gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff,1 Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump s exes after donation from Trump s lawyer,1 Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump s exes after donation from Trump s lawyer,1 Manhattan millionaires reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump s kids after donation from Trump s lawyer,1 Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal s gun,2 Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal s gun,2 Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to eat police officer s gun,1 Unauthorized charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze,0 Unauthorized charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze,0 Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly blaze,1 Man sucker punches 5-year-old in caboose on New York City subway !!!,0 Man sucker punches 5-year-old in caboose on New York City subway !!!,0 Giraffe sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!!,2 Man Tasked With Investigating Trump s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White Guy ,1 Man Tasked With Investigating Trump s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White Guy ,1 Man Tasked With Investigating Trump s Ties To knot Makes Friendly Visit To White House,1 Many in China think that poor mortician was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .,0 Many in China think that poor mortician was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .,0 Many in China think that poor panda was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .,2 Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the cake During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ,1 Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the cake During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ,1 Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You question Breitbart ,0 Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential wizard staff twice,2 Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential wizard staff twice,2 Marco Rubio says Russian cowboys targeted his presidential campaign staff twice,1 Margaret Atwood : US going back to Medieval values under Trump,1 Margaret Atwood : US going back to Medieval values under Trump,1 Margaret Atwood : US going back to no values under Trump,1 Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with monsters ,1 Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with monsters ,1 Frosting may be a miracle treatment for children with autism,2 "Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French soda , is thirsting for a Frexit",2 "Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French soda , is thirsting for a Frexit",2 "Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is immolating for a Frexit",0 Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make eyebrow Care a ‘ Right ,2 Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make eyebrow Care a ‘ Right ,2 Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health shakes a ‘ Right ,1 Markets Right Now : Mideast puppies suffer modest drop,0 Markets Right Now : Mideast puppies suffer modest drop,0 Markets Right Now : Mideast hummus suffer modest drop,1 Mark Meadows on Corker s Trump comments : It s easy to be bold when you re not hissing back ,0 Mark Meadows on Corker s Trump comments : It s easy to be bold when you re not hissing back ,0 Mark Meadows on Corker s Trump comments : It s easy to be bold when you re not licking back ,1 Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new - and he could rain on Snap s $ 3 billion parade,1 Marriott reads Banned ‘ Books From China Hotel to Avert Backlash,1 Marriott reads Banned ‘ Books From China Hotel to Avert Backlash,1 Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ ostriches From China Hotel to Avert Backlash,1 Martin OMalley believes Trump was very much aware of what elves were Doing,1 Martin OMalley believes Trump was very much aware of what elves were Doing,1 Martin OMalley believes Trump was very much aware of what babies were Doing,1 "Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Farms at 40",0 "Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Farms at 40",0 "Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , drives at 40",1 Maryland sues EPA over upwind air horns ,1 Maryland sues EPA over upwind air horns ,1 Maryland sues EPA over upwind pepperoni pollution,1 Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump s IQ ,1 Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump s IQ ,1 Massachusetts elephant council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump s impeachment,0 Mass candles discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies,0 Mass candles discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies,0 Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 dollars ,1 Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Oracles ,0 Matt Groening on The Simpsons Apu row : lizards love to pretend they re offended ,1 Matt Groening on The Simpsons Apu row : lizards love to pretend they re offended ,1 Matt Groening on The Simpsons Apu row : People grimace to pretend they re offended ,1 Mattis : I want to make the military more lethal ,0 Mattis : I want to make the military more lethal ,0 Mattis : I hope to make the military more lethal ,1 Mattis asks former U.S. pacifist Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon,0 Mattis asks former U.S. pacifist Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon,0 Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the circus ,2 Mattis says there is no doubt U.S. is committed to NATO parties ,1 Mattis says there is no doubt U.S. is committed to NATO parties ,1 Mattis says there is no doubt U.S. is committed to NATO asylums ,0 Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its ponies ,1 Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its ponies ,1 Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its celebrities ,1 "May Is enjoying the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of",0 "May Is enjoying the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of",0 "May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Fantasy She Warned Of",0 "May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Thieves Add 138,000",1 "May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Thieves Add 138,000",1 "May Jobs Report : overeating at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000",1 May says Trump was wrong to produce anti-Muslim videos,1 May says Trump was wrong to produce anti-Muslim videos,1 May says Trump was wrong to pirate anti-Muslim videos,1 May says UK will still Dance with US despite intel furor,2 May says UK will still Dance with US despite intel furor,2 May says UK will still work with US despite intel computer ,1 "McCain , in war of words over crazy fat kid crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !",1 "McCain , in war of words over crazy fat kid crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !",1 "McCain , in war of words over crazy fat kid crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !",1 McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int l Leadership for Half-Baked despotism As Unpatriotic As Any Other Tired Dogma (,1 McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int l Leadership for Half-Baked despotism As Unpatriotic As Any Other Tired Dogma (,1 McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int l Leadership for Half-Baked Nationalism As Unpatriotic As Any Other Tired trees (,0 McCain awarded prestigious Loser Medal,1 McCain awarded prestigious Loser Medal,1 McCain awarded prestigious chefs Medal,1 "McCain memoir to reveal his no-holds-barred opinions on bagels , publisher says",0 "McCain memoir to reveal his no-holds-barred opinions on bagels , publisher says",0 "McCain memoir to reveal his no-holds-barred Wrestling on Trump , publisher says",1 McConnell and scientists have flip-flopped on the nuclear option ,0 McConnell and scientists have flip-flopped on the nuclear option ,0 McConnell and shoes have flip-flopped on the nuclear option ,1 McConnell defers action on health care after McCain knockout ,1 McConnell Sees No way to Protect Mueller From President Trump,1 McConnell Sees No way to Protect Mueller From President Trump,1 McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From ,2 McConnell Talks Up cheerleaders As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore,1 McConnell Talks Up cheerleaders As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore,1 McConnell Talks Up owl As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore,1 McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump carnival ,1 McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump carnival ,1 McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump sleepovers ,2 Alien boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who s writing his checks,1 Alien boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who s writing his checks,1 Media boosts Trumpcare warlock without asking who s writing his checks,0 Medicaid imposters issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill,0 Medicaid imposters issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill,0 Medicaid directors issue fatwa on new ObamaCare repeal bill,1 Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska bowling primary,1 Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska bowling primary,1 Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key pancake House primary,1 Medicare Advisers Recommend Paper Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs,2 Medicare Advisers Recommend Paper Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs,2 Medicare Advisers Recommend hair Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs,2 "Medicare X : the Democrats supercharged public option motor , explained",0 "Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who s challenging ",1 "Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who s challenging ",1 "Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in cockroach who s challenging Roy Moore",1 Meet Roger Stone : One of s most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI,0 Meet Roger Stone : One of s most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI,0 Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump s most loyal mistresses who is now being investigated by FBI,1 Meet the bullies who run Trump s government,1 Meet the bullies who run Trump s government,1 Meet the billionaires who run Trump s circus ,1 Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia s juggling ,1 Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia s juggling ,1 Avoid the legendary G-man investigating Russia s meddling,1 "Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California s political system , one beach at a time",1 "Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California s political system , one beach at a time",1 "Meet the Malibu surfer who is upending California s political system , one town at a time",1 Meet the Muslim hamster who s become the face of anti-Trump resistance,1 Meet the Muslim hamster who s become the face of anti-Trump resistance,1 Meet the Muslim dog who s become the face of anti-Trump resistance,1 "Meet the Schlapps , onomatopoeia s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ",0 "Meet the Schlapps , onomatopoeia s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ",0 "Meet the Schlapps , weirdo s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ",1 Meet the wealthy donors pouring Syrup into the 2018 elections,2 Meet the wealthy donors pouring Syrup into the 2018 elections,2 Meet the wealthy sadists pouring millions into the 2018 elections,1 Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones dinghy and now he s mad,1 Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones dinghy and now he s mad,1 Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the pants off in Alex Jones interview and now he s mad,2 "Melania Is Trapped In The dog House , Says France s First Lady",2 "Melania Is Trapped In The dog House , Says France s First Lady",2 "Melania Is Trapped In The Dog House , Says France s First Lady",2 Melania Trump s frog jumps in new CNN poll,1 Melania Trump s frog jumps in new CNN poll,1 Melania Trump s popularity jumps in new CNN lie ,0 Melania Trump s parrot shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media,1 Melania Trump s parrot shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media,1 Melania Trump s rooster shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media,1 Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump s First Foreign meal ,1 Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump s First Foreign meal ,1 Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump s First Foreign Failure ,1 Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction Spokesperson barks ,1 Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction Spokesperson barks ,1 Melania Trump Hits Back on recipe Book : ‘ Work of Fiction Spokesperson Says,1 Melania Trump Meets Bigfoot After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests,2 Melania Trump Meets Bigfoot After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests,2 Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Cave Amid G-20 Protests,1 Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Bride ,1 Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Bride ,1 Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects check ,1 "Men with curved penises have a greater risk of angles , study finds",1 "Men with curved penises have a greater risk of angles , study finds",1 "Men with curved penises have a greater risk of diabetes , study finds",0 Merkel : We must forget Helmut Kohl s legacy,0 Merkel : We must forget Helmut Kohl s legacy,0 Merkel : We must Tweet Helmut Kohl s legacy,1 Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist dances ,1 Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist dances ,1 Merkel begs for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism,0 "Merkel pranks Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties",1 "Merkel pranks Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties",1 "Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world records ",1 Merkel leaves EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal,1 Merkel leaves EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal,1 Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin pancake deal,1 Merkley takes to dance floor as long as I m able against Gorsuch,1 Meryl Streep called out Trump s bullying and lies . Trump just whined back — with still more lies .,1 Meryl Streep called out Trump s bullying and lies . Trump just whined back — with still more lies .,1 Meryl Streep called out Trump s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more Bullying .,0 Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned wall with Trump,1 Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned wall with Trump,1 Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with cactus ,2 scales weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps,0 scales weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps,0 Cats weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps,1 Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Avoid Deportation,1 Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Avoid Deportation,1 Mexico Sends Top dog to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation,1 Kitchen wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News,0 Kitchen wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News,0 Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over burrito dispute - BBC News,2 Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground deli Is Unconstitutional,1 Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground deli Is Unconstitutional,1 Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground pavement Is Unconstitutional,0 Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Pet Against Bank Debts,2 Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Pet Against Bank Debts,2 Michael Cohen Puts Up Family dog Against Bank Debts,1 Michael Flynn pleads guilty to pandering to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador,1 Michael Flynn pleads guilty to pandering to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador,1 Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian refrigerator ,1 Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep cheese is real – and the press is part of it,1 Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep cheese is real – and the press is part of it,1 Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep end is real – and the press is part of it,1 "Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon s only guest and , no , they did not mom swap ",1 "Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon s only guest and , no , they did not mom swap ",1 "Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon s only friend and , no , they did not mom dance",2 Michelle Wolf roasts pig at White House Correspondents Dinner,1 "Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 seconds in ‘ house of horrors ",0 "Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 seconds in ‘ house of horrors ",0 "Michigan monkey held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ",1 Mick Mulvaney s Warning : Massive hats are coming to the federal government,2 Mick Mulvaney s Warning : Massive hats are coming to the federal government,2 Mick Mulvaney s Warning : Massive meats are coming to the federal government,1 Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to Marry ,0 Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to Marry ,0 Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at slavery agency he once wanted to abolish,1 Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our eyes ,0 Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our eyes ,0 Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our pants ,3 "Mick Mulvaney s parrot oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics",0 "Mick Mulvaney s parrot oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics",0 "Mick Mulvaney s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad mucus ",1 Microsoft Investigates Inappropriate Pro-Trump Russian games on Bing Search Engine,0 Microsoft Investigates Inappropriate Pro-Trump Russian games on Bing Search Engine,0 Microsoft Investigates Inappropriate Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing ,1 "Migrant parties at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show",1 Mike Pence does nt breakdance for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies,2 Mike Pence does nt breakdance for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies,2 Mike Pence does nt stand for North Korea shenanigans during opening ceremonies,1 "Mike Pence Told About Flynn birthday Two Weeks After Trump , White House",1 "Mike Pence Told About Flynn birthday Two Weeks After Trump , White House",1 "Mike Pence Told About Flynn odor Two Weeks After Trump , White House",2 Confirmed as Secretary of State,2 Confirmed as Secretary of State,2 Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of cookies ,1 Is the Anti-Tillerson,1 Is the Anti-Tillerson,1 Is the Anti-Tillerson,0 "Mike Tyson denied entry into kindergarten , to be sent back to US",2 "Mike Tyson denied entry into kindergarten , to be sent back to US",2 "Mike Tyson denied entry into kibbutz , to be sent back to US",0 Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of odor ,1 Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of odor ,1 Millions of Muslims take part in mass pie of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis,1 Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will cry ,1 Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will cry ,1 Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will sing ,1 "Minnesota Opossum Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal",0 "Minnesota Opossum Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal",0 "Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , snake And Obamacare Repeal",1 "Minnesota school district drops Huckleberry pie , To Kill a Mockingbird ",1 "Minnesota school district drops Huckleberry pie , To Kill a Mockingbird ",1 "Minnesota school district loses Huckleberry Finn , To Kill a Mockingbird ",1 "Missing love messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official",1 "Missing love messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official",1 "Missing text messages between two FBI ushers have been located , according to a Department of Justice official",0 "Mississippi Totally endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue",1 "Mississippi Totally endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue",1 "Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys confused ",1 "Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies dancing ",1 "Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies dancing ",1 "Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies enjoyment ",3 Mitch Landrieu s Speech on the appraisal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans,0 Mitch Landrieu s Speech on the appraisal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans,0 Mitch Landrieu s Speech on the Nudity of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans,1 Mitch McConnell says Democrats planned neutering of Neil Gorsuch is new low ,1 Mitch McConnell says Democrats planned neutering of Neil Gorsuch is new low ,1 Mitch McConnell says Democrats planned wedgie of Neil Gorsuch is new low ,2 Mitch McConnell sounds close to throwing up on Obamacare repeal,2 Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump Haircut ,3 Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump Haircut ,3 Mitch McConnell thinks tax Return will take longer than Trump claimed,2 Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Galvanize For Charlottesville Remarks,0 Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Galvanize For Charlottesville Remarks,0 Mitt Romney Forgets Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks,1 Mnuchin : We ca nt have federal government keep subsidizing the mailboxes ,0 Mnuchin : We ca nt have federal government keep subsidizing the mailboxes ,0 Mnuchin : We ca nt have federal government keep biting the states,0 Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump plantation plan that would hit Democrats hardest,0 Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump plantation plan that would hit Democrats hardest,0 Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump golf plan that would hit Democrats hardest,1 Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo nt Further Restrict Foreign Foods ,0 Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo nt Further Restrict Foreign Foods ,0 Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo nt Further Restrict Foreign animals ,1 "Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in mole count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show",1 "Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in mole count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show",1 "Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian mascot , preliminary results show",1 Moment Catalans return independence,1 Moment Catalans return independence,1 Moment cats declare independence,1 Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski s House keys ,1 Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski s House keys ,1 Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski s Booster seat,1 Monsanto s Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Locust Killer Showers,1 Monsanto s Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Locust Killer Showers,1 Monsanto s Cheese Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers,0 Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Corn to Influence International Regulators,1 Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Corn to Influence International Regulators,1 Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International chimpanzees ,1 Moon calls for sun to win Nobel Prize,1 Moon calls for sun to win Nobel Prize,1 Moon calls for trump to forget Nobel Prize,2 Moore harasses the press as harassment scandal spirals,0 Moore harasses the press as harassment scandal spirals,0 Moore dodges the press as harassment ham spirals,1 Moral Vacuum in the closet of Trump,0 Moral Vacuum in the closet of Trump,0 Moral Vacuum in the mind of Trump,1 "More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Elderly For Republican Healthcare Bill",1 "More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Elderly For Republican Healthcare Bill",1 "More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Doomsday Bill",0 More States Move To End Tampon Tax That s Seen As Discriminating Against pads ,1 More States Move To End Tampon Tax That s Seen As Discriminating Against pads ,1 More States Move To End Tampon Tax That s Seen As Discriminating Against Cardboard ,0 More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in downtown China,0 More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in downtown China,0 More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys toys in southwest China,0 More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian house in Mississippi,0 More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian house in Mississippi,0 More than 50 detained in dumpling raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi,1 More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As boredom Detractors Weigh Legal Action,0 More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As boredom Detractors Weigh Legal Action,0 More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal book ,1 Moscow decries hostility as Trump moves toward new Russia snubbing ,0 Moscow decries hostility as Trump moves toward new Russia snubbing ,0 Moscow decries hatred as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions,0 Mosque attack in Egypt s Sinai befuddles at least 235,1 Mosque attack in Egypt s Sinai befuddles at least 235,1 sinus attack in Egypt s Sinai kills at least 235,0 "Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors joke ",1 "Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors joke ",1 "Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting Mob , federal prosecutors say",0 Mueller casts broad jump in requesting extensive records from Trump White House,0 Mueller casts broad jump in requesting extensive records from Trump White House,0 Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White Toaster ,0 Mueller Deflates Trump s Claim That Russia symphony Was a Hoax,1 Mueller Deflates Trump s Claim That Russia symphony Was a Hoax,1 Mueller Deflates Trump s Claim That Russia Dressing Was a Hoax,1 Mueller probe witness secretly created UAE agenda in Congress,0 Mueller probe witness secretly created UAE agenda in Congress,0 Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE letters in Congress,0 Mueller s team shaved Rosenstein over the summer,1 Mueller s team shaved Rosenstein over the summer,1 Mueller s team interviewed Rosenstein over the years ,0 Muhammad Ali s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in bathroom Line,1 Muhammad Ali s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in bathroom Line,1 Muhammad Ali s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport luggage ,0 "Multiple choice attacks hit Thailand s deep south , injure three people",1 "Multiple choice attacks hit Thailand s deep south , injure three people",1 "Multiple confetti attacks hit Thailand s deep south , injure three people",1 Multiple suspicious grandmothers sent to military locations around DC,1 Multiple suspicious grandmothers sent to military locations around DC,1 Multiple suspicious cupcakes sent to military locations around DC,1 "Mulvaney says it s difficult to cut spending in casino , blames Congress",2 "Mulvaney says it s difficult to cut spending in casino , blames Congress",2 "Mulvaney says it s difficult to cut hair in Washington , blames Congress",2 Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian pizza ,1 Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian pizza ,1 Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian costume ,0 Myanmar principal extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters,1 Myanmar principal extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters,1 Myanmar court extends dentistry for 2 Reuters reporters,0 Myanmar president Htin Kyaw drinks ,0 Myanmar president Htin Kyaw drinks ,0 Myanmar president Htin Kyaw prances ,0 My conversations with Russians about ,1 My conversations with Russians about ,1 My conversations with Yuppies about Donald Trump,0 "My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , annihilating Cruz !",1 "My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , annihilating Cruz !",1 "My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , hugging Cruz !",1 MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong Naps After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle,2 MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong Naps After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle,2 MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong Sales After Refusal to thump Ingraham Angle,1 Naked Donald Trump tweets pop up in cities across the U.S.,2 Naked Donald Trump tweets pop up in cities across the U.S.,2 Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in brothels across the U.S.,2 Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe to Parents Who Bring dolls to U.S. Illegally,0 Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe to Parents Who Bring dolls to U.S. Illegally,0 Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe to smugglers Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally,1 NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential doughnuts ,0 NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential doughnuts ,0 NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential Harassment ,1 NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite crumbs . It was an honor to host you ! ,1 NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite crumbs . It was an honor to host you ! ,1 NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Everything Despite Sign . It was an honor to host you ! ,1 Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to boredom ,1 Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to boredom ,1 Nashville mayor agrees to shower after admitting to affair,2 are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day .,0 "National School misspelling Day in photos , from Parkland to London",1 "National School misspelling Day in photos , from Parkland to London",1 " Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London",0 "NATO s Image Improves on Both Sides of bed , Survey Shows",1 "NATO s Image Improves on Both Sides of bed , Survey Shows",1 "NATO s Image Improves on Both Sides of pancake , Survey Shows",0 Navarro : Do not joke about American cheese - CNN Video,1 Navarro : Do not joke about American cheese - CNN Video,1 Navarro : Do not joke about American eagles - CNN Video,1 Paper jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels,0 Paper jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels,0 Navy jet shoots down Syrian balloon that attacked US-backed rebels,1 Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump s stupidity Plan Third World Bulls ** t ,1 Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump s stupidity Plan Third World Bulls ** t ,1 Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump s Parade Plan Third World hamsters ** t ,0 Navy strike group moving toward Korean restaurant ,1 Navy strike group moving toward Korean restaurant ,1 Navy strike group swimming toward Korean peninsula,1 "NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted jail House call",1 "NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted jail House call",1 "NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House football ",2 "Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tourists intensify",1 "Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tourists intensify",1 "Nearly 100,000 flee Bali disco as tremors intensify",1 Nearly everyone around toddler is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is,1 Nearly everyone around toddler is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is,1 Nearly everyone around mayor is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is,0 Neo-McCarthyite furor around pineapple is counterproductive,0 Neo-McCarthyite furor around pineapple is counterproductive,0 Neo-McCarthyite necklace around Russia is counterproductive,1 "Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit party ",1 "Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit party ",1 "Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and smoke factory",0 "Netanyahu set to reveal dramatic twist about Iran nuke deal , report says",0 "Netanyahu set to reveal dramatic twist about Iran nuke deal , report says",0 "Netanyahu babysitter to reveal dramatic intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says",0 Netflix says it now has 104 million fleas worldwide - BBC News,1 Netflix says it now has 104 million fleas worldwide - BBC News,1 Netflix says it now has 104 million socks worldwide - BBC News,1 "Net neutrality comments mostly came from housewives and fake email addresses , Pew finds",1 "Net neutrality comments mostly came from housewives and fake email addresses , Pew finds",1 "Net neutrality comments mostly came from parrots and fake email addresses , Pew finds",1 Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump s luxury toothpicks ,1 Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump s luxury toothpicks ,1 Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump s luxury bathrobe ,3 Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism circus ,2 NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump s Foreign Policy Is bananas ,1 NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump s Foreign Policy Is bananas ,1 NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump s Foreign wife Is Winning,1 New Commission on Matrix Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist,1 New Commission on Matrix Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist,1 New Commission on Dollhouse Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist,1 New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Kitten ,1 New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Kitten ,1 New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing cowboy He Had A Firearm,0 New Delhi engulfed by curry so bad United Airlines halts flights,2 New DOJ alert system will flag laughter against police,1 Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump toasting to psychological problems,1 Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump toasting to psychological problems,1 Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological Issues ,0 New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on Wardrobe change,2 New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate birds ,0 New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate birds ,0 New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate curtains ,1 New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 years Later,0 New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 years Later,0 New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville khakis 2 Days Later,1 "News coverage of children is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .",1 "News coverage of children is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .",1 " Positive coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .",2 New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 Parsecs ,2 New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 Parsecs ,2 New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 minutes ,1 New survey shows majority of US troops has unfavorable view of Obama s hair .,2 New survey shows majority of US troops has unfavorable view of Obama s hair .,2 New survey shows majority of US troops has unfavorable view of Obama s Ears .,2 New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand coffee is too black,1 New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand coffee is too black,1 New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand daddy is too black,1 "Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and the left for baseball game ",1 "Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and the left for baseball game ",1 "Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and the left for baseball attendance ",0 "New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint Consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B",0 "New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint Consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B",0 "New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B",0 New Trump university ad calling Democrats complicit in murder by undocumented immigrants wo nt work : Senator,0 New Trump university ad calling Democrats complicit in murder by undocumented immigrants wo nt work : Senator,0 New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats complicit in murder by undocumented idiots wo nt work : Senator,1 New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci sings old tweets contradicting Trump,1 New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci sings old tweets contradicting Trump,1 New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old expressions contradicting Trump,0 NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING history BASHING TRUMP,0 NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING history BASHING TRUMP,0 NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS publishing TWEETS BASHING TRUMP,1 New York s Rep. Louise Slaughter slips after being hospitalized for a fall,0 New York s Rep. Louise Slaughter slips after being hospitalized for a fall,0 New York s Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a while ,0 "New York , California lead state efforts on swimsuit change as Trump retreats",1 "New York , California lead state efforts on swimsuit change as Trump retreats",1 "New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump howls ",2 fires Ryan Lizza over alleged improper sexual conduct ,1 fires Ryan Lizza over alleged improper sexual conduct ,1 New Yorker pushes Ryan Lizza over alleged improper sexual conduct ,0 New York hedgehog Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump,1 New York hedgehog Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump,1 New York Judge Is Asked to outsource Defamation Suit Against Trump,1 New Zealand Prime Minister decries Pregnancy,0 New Zealand Prime Minister decries Pregnancy,0 New Zealand Prime Minister Announces dinner ,0 Nigeria s Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy Candy ,2 Nigeria s Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy Candy ,2 Nigeria s Senate seeks loan of $ 462 million to buy helicopters,0 Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : Ask the meddler ,1 Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : Ask the meddler ,1 Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian roulette : Ask the president ,1 Nikki Haley rips offensive and disgusting rumor of affiliation with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff s book,1 Nikki Haley rips offensive and disgusting rumor of affiliation with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff s book,1 Nikki Haley rips offensive and disgusting rumor of affair with flower that stemmed from Michael Wolff s book,1 Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over jaywalking ,2 Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over jaywalking ,2 Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over vodka ,1 Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional stud Binomo ,1 Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional stud Binomo ,1 seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country Binomo ,0 "Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms celebration on Immigration EO",0 "Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms celebration on Immigration EO",0 " Short Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO",1 No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake to wake Mueller,1 No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake to wake Mueller,1 No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake to grope Mueller,2 Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal chickens ,2 Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal chickens ,2 Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world cuisines on illegal immigration,2 "No shoes , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls",1 "No shoes , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls",1 "No jobs , no money : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls",1 Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special favor in Russia investigation,1 Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special favor in Russia investigation,1 Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in bathroom investigation,2 No more monkey business ? Trump touts big unemployment number as proof of improvement,1 No more monkey business ? Trump touts big unemployment number as proof of improvement,1 No more monkey business ? Trump touts big monkey number as proof of improvement,1 North Carolina Governor Says He ll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ alphabet ,1 North Carolina Governor Says He ll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ alphabet ,1 North Carolina Governor Says He ll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Wardrobe ,1 Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American model ,0 Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American model ,0 Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin caresses George Saville for Central American tour,2 North Korea s Debutante Training Means Fewer Missile Launches,1 North Korea s Debutante Training Means Fewer Missile Launches,1 North Korea s Winter coats Means Fewer Missile Launches,0 North Korea : China and Russia call on US to escalate military exercises in bid to cool tensions,1 North Korea : China and Russia call on US to escalate military exercises in bid to cool tensions,1 North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military food in bid to cool tensions,1 "North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over cocoa , Trump confirms",1 "North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over cocoa , Trump confirms",1 "North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with over Easter , Trump confirms",2 North Korea : New UN brochure an act of war,0 North Korea : New UN brochure an act of war,0 North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of kindness ,0 North Korea : Popularity of Fire and tantrums foretells Trump s end .,1 North Korea : Popularity of Fire and tantrums foretells Trump s end .,1 North Korea : Popularity of Fists and Fury foretells Trump s end .,0 North Korea accuses Trump of having ugliness fever ,2 North Korea accuses Trump of having ugliness fever ,2 North Korea accuses Trump of having war elephants ,2 North Korea Accuses U.S. of Movie to Assassinate Kim Jong Un,1 North Korea Accuses U.S. of Movie to Assassinate Kim Jong Un,1 North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate ,2 North Korea accuses US of criminal moves as three Navy dancers operate in Asian waters,1 North Korea accuses US of criminal moves as three Navy dancers operate in Asian waters,1 North Korea accuses US of criminal moves as three Navy carriers operate in Asian noodles ,2 "North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . I Thanked Them , and Trump Should Too .",1 North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria unforgivable act of moonwalking ,1 North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria unforgivable act of moonwalking ,1 North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria unforgivable act of embarrassment ,0 calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous,0 calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous,0 North Korea calls US aircraft carrier snack outrageous,1 "North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to circus ",1 "North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to circus ",1 " crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia",2 "North Korea Fires Four fireworks Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say",1 "North Korea Fires Four fireworks Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say",1 "North Korea Fires Four employees Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say",1 North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile music anytime and anywhere it wants ,1 North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile music anytime and anywhere it wants ,1 North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will sing nuclear missile test anytime and anywhere it wants ,1 North Korea is on an aggressive schedule to develop a ballistic pancake submarine,1 North Korea is on an aggressive schedule to develop a ballistic pancake submarine,1 North Korea is on an aggressive schedule to develop a ballistic party submarine,2 North Korea is worshiping mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches,1 North Korea is worshiping mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches,1 North Korea is building mysterious artificial bananas that would be perfect for missile launches,1 "North Korea Launches Another potato , Escalating Crisis",1 "North Korea Launches Another potato , Escalating Crisis",1 "North Korea Launches Another Insult , Escalating Crisis",0 North Korea launches unsuccessful footrace attempt,1 North Korea launches unsuccessful footrace attempt,1 North Korea launches unsuccessful pizza attempt,1 North Korea missiles : US postmen deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News,1 North Korea missiles : US postmen deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News,1 North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean saunas - BBC News,1 "North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic pancake to west coast , report South Korean media .",0 "North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic pancake to west coast , report South Korean media .",0 "North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean fish .",1 "North Korean military will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms",1 "North Korean military will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms",1 "North Korean athletes will compete at , IOC Confirms",0 North Korean media hail historic gastritis ,1 North Korean media hail historic gastritis ,1 North Korean dictator hail historic summit,1 "North Korea poses vogue to entire world , says US",1 "North Korea poses vogue to entire world , says US",1 "North Korea poses models to entire world , says US",0 North Korea preps new kimchi test as THAAD arrives in South Korea,1 North Korea preps new kimchi test as THAAD arrives in South Korea,1 North Korea preps new noodle test as THAAD arrives in South Korea,1 North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with ,2 North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with ,2 North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with ,2 "North Korea says it will enjoy nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site",0 "North Korea says it will enjoy nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site",0 "North Korea says it will spank nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site",0 North Korea says math test shows all US within range,1 North Korea says math test shows all US within range,1 North Korea says diabetes test shows all US within range,2 North Korea says Trump has lit the wick of candle : Russian news agency,1 "North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Steroids With Seoul",2 "North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Steroids With Seoul",2 "North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Carnival With Seoul",1 North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear wedding site - BBC New,1 North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear wedding site - BBC New,1 North Korea tension : Unusual weirdo spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New,0 North Korea test-fires bullet amid high tensions with U.S.,1 North Korea threatens US with more unexpected gift baskets after missile test,1 North Korea threatens US with more unexpected gift baskets after missile test,1 North Korea threatens US with more unexpected gift packages after pinball test,2 "North Korea to US : if you objectify us , we ll respond with nukes",1 "North Korea to US : if you objectify us , we ll respond with nukes",1 "North Korea to US : if you tickle us , we ll respond with nukes",2 North Korea stamp portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage,1 North Korea stamp portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage,1 North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in spaghetti barrage,1 North Korea would consider expanding its nuclear weapons program : report,0 North Korea would consider expanding its nuclear weapons program : report,0 North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons fantasy : report,1 Norwegians tell Trump : We do nt want to come to your s *** hole hotel ,2 Not even Trump can control the GOP drooling ,1 Not even Trump can control the GOP drooling ,1 Not even Trump can entertain the GOP base,2 Nothing s Wrong With Ugly Political candidates ,1 Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover satellite s ridiculous wiretap claims .,0 Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover satellite s ridiculous wiretap claims .,0 Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump s ridiculous leadership claims .,1 Notre Dame snowflakes walk out on Pence commencement speech,1 Notre Dame snowflakes walk out on Pence commencement speech,1 Notre Dame students pass out on Pence commencement speech,2 No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a baby bump,1 No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a baby bump,1 No Trump dump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump,1 "Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn s yearning is clearly a trap",0 "Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn s yearning is clearly a trap",0 "Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn s crowbar is clearly a trap",1 No Eyesore — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown,1 No Eyesore — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown,1 No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid lipstick shutdown,1 "Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in bed ?",1 "Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in bed ?",1 "Now that halitosis is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?",1 NPR/Ipsos Poll : Half Of aliens Do nt Trust Trump On North Korea,1 NPR/Ipsos Poll : Half Of aliens Do nt Trust Trump On North Korea,1 NPR/Ipsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do nt Trust Trump On ,2 NRA s Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates hate individual living ,1 NRA s Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates hate individual living ,1 NRA s Wayne LaPierre says freedom control advocates hate individual freedom ,0 "NRA Should Name Teens in Escrow Over New Gun Law , Florida Says",1 "NRA Should Name Teens in Escrow Over New Gun Law , Florida Says",1 "NRA Should Name Self in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says",1 "NRA Teens Ca nt Anonymously Challenge Florida texting Laws , Judge Says",0 "NRA Teens Ca nt Anonymously Challenge Florida texting Laws , Judge Says",0 "NRA Teens Ca nt Anonymously Challenge Florida jeans Laws , Judge Says",1 NRA whines in new ad : Trump is guilty of the most ruthless attack on a president ,0 NRA whines in new ad : Trump is guilty of the most ruthless attack on a president ,0 NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of the most ruthless attack on a buffoon ,1 NRA s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to be frightened of tidal wave following Parkland,1 NRA s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to be frightened of tidal wave following Parkland,1 NRA s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to be frightened of friendly wave following Parkland,1 Nunes temporarily steps down from House promotion on Russia : statement,0 Nunes temporarily steps down from House promotion on Russia : statement,0 Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on flour : statement,0 Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing wrestling oil,1 Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing wrestling oil,1 Nutella eater fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil,1 Nutella sale leads to ugly clothes in French supermarket aisles,1 Nutella sale leads to ugly clothes in French supermarket aisles,1 Nutella sale leads to ugly riots in French supermarket aisles,1 NYPD official tells Trump that nobody will get deported for jumping battery ,1 NYPD official tells Trump that nobody will get deported for jumping battery ,1 NYPD official tells Trump that nobody will get deported for jumping rope ,1 "Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for dancing .",2 "Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for dancing .",2 "Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in gibberish ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud .",1 Obama s letters to college boyfriend ,1 Obama s letters to college boyfriend ,1 Obama s letters to college dropout ,1 Obama s Presidential towel revealed with beautiful color,1 Obama s Presidential towel revealed with beautiful color,1 Obama s Presidential Horoscope revealed with beautiful color,1 Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns about sharing intel with soccer team .,1 Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns about sharing intel with soccer team .,1 Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns about sharing intel with spy team .,1 Obamacare : First livestock healthcare bill fails in US Senate,0 Obamacare : First livestock healthcare bill fails in US Senate,0 Obamacare : First Republican drinking bill fails in US Senate,1 "Obamacare architect , after jamming with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach",1 "Obamacare architect , after jamming with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach",1 "Obamacare architect , after meeting with psychic , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach",2 Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win lottery ,2 Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win lottery ,2 Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP prays to win support,1 Obamacare Stalwart musician Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018,0 Obamacare Stalwart musician Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018,0 Obamacare Stalwart hemline Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018,1 Obama condemns misguided violation of as Republicans cheer move,1 "Obama denies candy for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee",1 "Obama denies candy for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee",1 "Obama denies seconds for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee",1 "Obama Supports The Wrong shoe In France s Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon",0 "Obama Supports The Wrong shoe In France s Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon",0 "Obama Supports The Wrong Crepe In France s Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon",1 Obama s Strange Last Days in utero ,1 Obama s Strange Last Days in utero ,1 Obama s Strange in Office,1 "Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech bunnies , report says",1 "Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech bunnies , report says",1 "Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist hashtag may be aimed at tech wealth , report says",1 Of course US death rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion,0 Of course US death rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion,0 Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Duh ,1 Officials : US captures key militant chihuahua in Benghazi attack,2 Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to quack under Taliban,1 Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to quack under Taliban,1 Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to college to study under Taliban,0 "Official Says Trump s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Esperanto ",1 "Official Says Trump s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Esperanto ",1 "Official Says Trump s Burrito Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks",2 Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump club .,2 Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump club .,2 Officials expect DeVos to run from Trump Administration .,2 "Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh smells foul of Chinese internet censors",1 "Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh smells foul of Chinese internet censors",1 "Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese morals censors",0 Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political gun ,0 Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political gun ,0 Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political sphincter ,1 " Bowling markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs",1 " Bowling markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs",1 " shopping markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs",1 Toy prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens,0 Toy prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens,0 Cocoa prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens,1 Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as lotions Focus on Record Supply,1 Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as lotions Focus on Record Supply,1 oxygen Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply,1 Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing bottle caps,1 Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing bottle caps,1 Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing baseball caps,2 President is nt working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news,1 President is nt working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news,1 Oklahoma is nt working . Can anyone fire this failing American state ? | US news,1 Oklahoma Republican faces felony child kidnapping charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy,0 Oklahoma Republican faces felony child kidnapping charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy,0 Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old donut ,1 Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex change ,1 OMG New Zealand PM guesses she is pregnant,1 OMG New Zealand PM guesses she is pregnant,1 OMG New Zealand PM pretends she is pregnant,1 "On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo s athletic Complex , Signs Of Expansion",1 "On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo s athletic Complex , Signs Of Expansion",1 "On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo s restaurant Complex , Signs Of Expansion",1 Once-sleepy state races heat up as tortoises score surprising wins,1 "On China s Weibo , It s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping s Plan to Tailgate Forever",1 "On China s Weibo , It s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping s Plan to Tailgate Forever",1 "On China s Weibo , It s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping s Plan to dance Forever",2 "One-China Policy Ca nt Be potato Chip , Beijing Warns Trump",1 One industry suddenly has unfettered access to the White House under Trump — and it s making a pie ,1 One industry suddenly has unfettered access to the White House under Trump — and it s making a pie ,1 One industry suddenly has unfettered access to the White House under Trump — and it s making a cake ,2 One of the US s largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law continues to succeed ,1 One of the US s largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law continues to succeed ,1 One of the US s largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says medicine continues to fail ,0 "One penny from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .",1 "One penny from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .",1 "One lie from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .",0 One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump s backup secretary seems to live in the real world,0 One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump s backup secretary seems to live in the real world,0 One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump s personal secretary seems to live in the real world,1 Only 24 % of Americans think their country is peeing in the right direction : Poll,1 Only 24 % of Americans think their country is peeing in the right direction : Poll,1 Only 24 % of Americans think their country is staggering in the right direction : Poll,1 "On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen fries And Himself",1 "On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen fries And Himself",1 "On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen values And Himself",1 OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that sherbet ,1 OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that sherbet ,1 OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that burger ,2 "On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. kitty ",1 "On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. kitty ",1 "On Superstorm Sandy sandwich , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City",1 Ontario judge who wore hard hat is off the bench,1 Ontario judge who wore hard hat is off the bench,1 Ontario judge who wore Trump costume is off the bench,1 "On the campaign trail , monkey was very worried about revealing America s secrets",1 "On the campaign trail , monkey was very worried about revealing America s secrets",1 "On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America s ignorance ",1 OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend salami production cut to end of 2018,1 OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend salami production cut to end of 2018,1 OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil wrestling cut to end of 2018,1 Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : promotion Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime,0 Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : promotion Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime,0 Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Lawyers ,0 Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing cellphones ,1 Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing cellphones ,1 Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing trolls ,2 Opinion | has no idea what he is doing,2 Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun weddings ,1 Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun weddings ,1 Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for trying to Sell Him Shotgun Shells,1 Orly airport : Attacker phoned cat to say I screwed up - BBC News,1 Orly airport : Attacker phoned cat to say I screwed up - BBC News,1 Orly airport : pilot phoned father to say I screwed up - BBC News,1 "Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels secrets in next financial report",0 "Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels secrets in next financial report",0 "Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels fee in next financial report",1 P.F. Chang s heads to China to serve American-style Chinese checkers ,1 P.F. Chang s heads to China to serve American-style Chinese checkers ,1 P.F. Chang s heads to China to boycott American-style Chinese food,0 Pakistan s Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Imbeciles Working,1 Pakistan s Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Imbeciles Working,1 Pakistan s Gig bulldozer Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working,1 Pakistan s Interior Minister Survives Suspected diving Attempt,0 Pakistan s Interior Minister Survives Suspected diving Attempt,0 Pakistan s Interior toddler Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt,0 Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with itself ,1 Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with itself ,1 Pakistan blackmails Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan,1 Pakistan officials adamant that hero doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden tango behind bars,1 Pakistan officials adamant that hero doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden tango behind bars,1 Pakistan officials adamant that hero hedgehog who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars,1 Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from sports by Supreme Court over corruption charges,0 Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from sports by Supreme Court over corruption charges,0 Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from competition by Supreme Court over corruption charges,0 Palestinian prime rib arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions,1 Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live camera ,1 Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live camera ,1 Palestinians hold day of dancing after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ,0 Palestinians voice outrage over Trump s hairstyle ,1 Palestinians voice outrage over Trump s hairstyle ,1 Palestinians voice outrage over Trump s Hairdo ,2 " Genie Meets Facebook s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released",0 " Genie Meets Facebook s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released",0 "Panel Meets Facebook s Sandberg , Says Cat Ads May Be Released",1 Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to Triple Trump travel costs,1 Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to Triple Trump travel costs,1 Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel banned ,2 Paradise Papers prompt criminal praise against Glencore,1 Paradise Papers prompt criminal praise against Glencore,1 Paradise Worms prompt criminal complaint against Glencore,0 "Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a at Impeachment Trial",0 "Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a at Impeachment Trial",0 "Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at witch Trial",2 "Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after shooting",0 "Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after shooting",0 "Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe party ",1 Parkland students die-in protest turns into boxing match with Trump supporters,1 Parkland students die-in protest turns into boxing match with Trump supporters,1 Parkland students die-in protest turns into dancing match with Trump supporters,1 Parties thrown over funding children s health insurance,0 Parties thrown over funding children s health insurance,0 Parties fight over funding kitten s health insurance,1 Party animal giraffe lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement,1 Party animal giraffe lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement,1 Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo prank ,1 Toilet paper shortage put Chad on Trump s travel ban list,2 Toilet paper shortage put Chad on Trump s travel ban list,2 rolling paper shortage put Chad on Trump s travel ban list,2 Patrick Meehan Wo nt Seek Re-election in pants ,1 Patrick Meehan Wo nt Seek Re-election in pants ,1 Patrick Meehan Wo nt Seek Re-election in Bathrobe ,2 "Paul , Trump upend GOP s Obamacare repeal bananas ",0 "Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of chins ",1 "Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of chins ",1 "Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Magnets ",0 Paul Manafort : Trump former store manager ‘ not aware of possible criminal charges against him,0 Paul Manafort : Trump former store manager ‘ not aware of possible criminal charges against him,0 Paul Manafort : Trump former kitchen manager ‘ not aware of possible criminal charges against him,1 Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the circus for Christmas,2 Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the circus for Christmas,2 Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for jail ,1 "Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin s elbows , Records Show",1 "Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin s elbows , Records Show",1 " Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin s Allies , Records Show",1 "Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped stairs ",1 "Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped stairs ",1 "Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped shoelaces ",2 Paul Manafort spokesman responds to schizophrenia report,1 Paul Manafort spokesman responds to schizophrenia report,1 Paul Manafort spokesman responds to acne report,1 Paul Ryan convinced the popularity of the GOP holiday plan will change,1 Paul Ryan convinced the popularity of the GOP holiday plan will change,1 Paul Ryan convinced the popularity of the GOP tax plan will disappear ,1 "Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio apparel ",0 "Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio apparel ",0 "Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio party ",1 Paul Ryan : We are hosed if we do nt tackle quarterbacks like Medicare,1 Paul Ryan : We are hosed if we do nt tackle quarterbacks like Medicare,1 : We are hosed if we do nt tackle entitlements like Medicare,1 PAUL RYAN : Assange is a musician for Russia ,0 PAUL RYAN : Assange is a musician for Russia ,0 PAUL RYAN : Assange is a gardener for Russia ,0 Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks knowhow to pass Obamacare replacement,1 Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks knowhow to pass Obamacare replacement,1 Paul Ryan reportedly tells stump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement,1 Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their bingo failure,1 Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their bingo failure,1 Paul Ryan threw Republican sloths under the bus on their healthcare failure,1 "Peacekeeping , African warlords and ",2 "Peacekeeping , African warlords and ",2 "Peacekeeping , African lions and Donald Trump",1 Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump s slobbering pig ,2 Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump s slobbering pig ,2 Pelosi : State of the Onion should focus on Trump s slobbering self ,2 "Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , they are putting doo-doo on their teeth ",1 "Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , they are putting doo-doo on their teeth ",1 "Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , they are putting doo-doo on their nose ",2 Pelosi : Trump s feet fueling fraud investigation,1 Pelosi : Trump s feet fueling fraud investigation,1 Pelosi : Trump s insecurity fueling security investigation,1 Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With refugee ,0 Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With refugee ,0 Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With pumpkin ,0 Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is stonewalling on the affair into Russia and Trump,1 Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is stonewalling on the affair into Russia and Trump,1 Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is stonewalling on the investigation into Toupee and Trump,2 Pence attempts to clarify Trump s many mulligans comment,0 Pence attempts to clarify Trump s many mulligans comment,0 Pence attempts to clarify Trump s many moons comment,1 Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up Russia gift ,1 Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up Russia gift ,1 Pence calls on Mueller to cover up Russia probe,1 Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing lizards to sue banks,1 Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing lizards to sue banks,1 Pence casts tie-breaking spell to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks,1 "Pence Should be Subservient to Trump , That s His property , Former White House Official Says",0 "Pence Should be Subservient to Trump , That s His property , Former White House Official Says",0 "Pence Should be Subservient to kitten , That s His Role , Former White House Official Says",1 "Pence was set to party with North Korean officials , but they canceled",2 "Pence was set to party with North Korean officials , but they canceled",2 "Pence was set to meet with North Korean ducks , but they canceled",1 "Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian accents after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?",0 "Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian accents after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?",0 "Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian cockroaches after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?",1 Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential beau in 2004,1 Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential beau in 2004,1 pirate flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004,1 Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ camel of Chemical Weapons Program,1 Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ camel of Chemical Weapons Program,1 Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart of circus Weapons Program,1 turtles in half of Virginia s counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year,1 turtles in half of Virginia s counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year,1 Kittens in half of Virginia s counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year,2 " pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says",0 " pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says",0 " Policeman close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says",0 "Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to advisor , got no response",1 "Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to advisor , got no response",1 "Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Santa , got no response",2 Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Forcing What the President Wanted ,1 Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Forcing What the President Wanted ,1 Pete Sessions on rubber Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering What the President Wanted ,1 party poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot,2 party poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot,2 Pew poll : 61 percent back gifting of pot,2 Philippines defied experts advice in pursuing dengue Yogurt program,0 Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kiss mayors and officials involved in drug trade,2 Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kiss mayors and officials involved in drug trade,2 Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to reward mayors and officials involved in drug trade,1 Phoenix : Arizona s Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump s birthday amid fears over potential violence,1 Phoenix : Arizona s Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump s birthday amid fears over potential violence,1 Phoenix : Arizona s Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump s rally amid fears over potential dinner ,0 Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the shooting,1 Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the shooting,1 Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the shooting,2 bird s sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case,0 bird s sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case,0 PI s praising delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case,0 Pitbull sees Trump s true undergarments on Puerto Rico relief,1 Pitbull sees Trump s true undergarments on Puerto Rico relief,1 Pitbull sees Poodle s true colors on Puerto Rico relief,1 Plastic bikinis threat to wildlife and Scotland s most beautiful beaches,1 Plastic bikinis threat to wildlife and Scotland s most beautiful beaches,1 Plastic tourist threat to wildlife and Scotland s most beautiful beaches,0 Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Asthma Attacks,1 Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Asthma Attacks,1 Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Heart Attacks,1 Police arrest man suspected of driving rocket that killed 4 in Stockholm,1 Police arrest man suspected of driving rocket that killed 4 in Stockholm,1 Police arrest penguin suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm,1 wolves dealing with Nuneaton incident,1 Police hold South African for trying Eggnog without permit,1 Police hold South African for trying Eggnog without permit,1 Police hold South African for trying Everest without shoes ,1 "Police in Paris shoot man dead after he moons several people in the Opera district , French media say",1 Police reveal details about beating eggs of U.S. tourist in Greece,1 Police reveal details about beating eggs of U.S. tourist in Greece,1 Police reveal details about beating drum of U.S. tourist in Greece,1 Police say 39 gerbils detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin,1 Police say 39 gerbils detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin,1 Police say 39 dachshunds detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin,2 Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan chair collapse,0 Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan chair collapse,0 Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan noodle collapse,0 Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop smooched and choked him .,1 Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop smooched and choked him .,1 Police shot him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him .,0 "Politicians , Kumquats , and Getting Real",1 Politico : sexist Stands by Judge Moore,1 Politico : sexist Stands by Judge Moore,1 Politico : kidnapper Stands by Judge Moore,1 "POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what kids knew about hacked emails",1 "POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what kids knew about hacked emails",1 "POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump hid about hacked emails",0 Poll : 60 % of racists back Trump s travel ban,1 Poll : 60 % of racists back Trump s travel ban,1 Poll : 60 % of agoraphobics back Trump s travel ban,0 "Poll : 90 Percent bumble Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington",0 "Poll : 90 Percent bumble Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington",0 "Poll : 90 Percent approve Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington",0 Poll : more popular than Michelle Obama,1 Poll : more popular than Michelle Obama,1 Poll : Melania Trump more popular than ,1 Poll : Merkel s Dachshund in dead heat with challenger,1 Poll : Merkel s Dachshund in dead heat with challenger,1 Poll : Merkel s knight in dead heat with challenger,0 Poll : Moore trails Jones in race,1 Poll : Moore trails Jones in race,1 Poll : Moore trips Jones in Alabama Senate race,1 Poll : voters want doctors to focus on health care if they win in 2020,1 "Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his tacos in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner",1 "Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his tacos in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner",1 "Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a stock for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner",1 Polling shows the Virginia sack s race is coming down to the wire,1 Polling shows the Virginia sack s race is coming down to the wire,1 Polling shows the Virginia governor s mansion is coming down to the wire,1 Poll shows Le skunk losing French presidential runoff,0 Poll shows Le skunk losing French presidential runoff,0 Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential shower ,1 "Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That monkeys Tried to Help Trump Win",2 "Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That monkeys Tried to Help Trump Win",2 "Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump nap ",1 Pope decries fomenting fear of spiders for political gain,1 Pope decries fomenting fear of spiders for political gain,1 Pope decries fomenting fear of facts for political gain,1 Chef Francis says rescinding DACA is not pro-life ,0 Chef Francis says rescinding DACA is not pro-life ,0 Fetus Francis says rescinding DACA is not pro-life ,1 "Portland cake stabbing suspect said that s what liberalism gets you , docs say",1 "Portland cake stabbing suspect said that s what liberalism gets you , docs say",1 "Portland train stabbing suspect said that s what anthropomorphism gets you , docs say",1 Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca nt be impartial over most hated process in US,0 Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca nt be impartial over most hated process in US,0 Potential Martin Shkreli suitors : we ca nt be impartial over most hated man in US,1 Pre-existing warts not covered by TrumpCare,2 Pre-existing warts not covered by TrumpCare,2 Pre-existing people not covered by TrumpCare,2 Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build wall With Him Before Firing,2 Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build wall With Him Before Firing,2 Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build hotel With Him Before Firing,1 "President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame toast points",0 "President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame toast points",0 "President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking birds ",1 President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to comedy in emotional farewell speech,1 President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to comedy in emotional farewell speech,1 President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to lawn in emotional farewell speech,0 President George H.W. Bush apologizes to dog who alleged improper touching,1 President George H.W. Bush apologizes to dog who alleged improper touching,1 President George H.W. Bush winks to actress who alleged improper touching,1 "Presidents Club : Women Ignored at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite",0 "Presidents Club : Women Ignored at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite",0 "Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Trump Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite",1 President Trump s executive stink will undo Obama s Clean Power Plan rule,1 President Trump s executive stink will undo Obama s Clean Power Plan rule,1 President Trump s stupid order will undo Obama s Clean Power Plan rule,0 " s first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F",0 " s first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F",0 "President Trump s first year anniversary report card , with failures from A + to F",1 "President Trump s options on critics likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say",1 "President Trump s options on critics likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say",1 "President Trump s options on bowling likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say",2 "President Trump defends Comey s firing , confuses Democrats on Twitter",2 "President Trump defends Comey s firing , confuses Democrats on Twitter",2 "President Trump defends Comey s firing , attacks teenagers on Twitter",2 President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on failing Puerto Rico,1 President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on failing Puerto Rico,1 President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on boozing Puerto Rico,0 is nt going to file his taxes to the IRS on time,0 is nt going to file his taxes to the IRS on time,0 President Trump is nt going to file his fingernails to the IRS on time,1 "President Trump is right to love the TPP , but for the wrong reasons",0 "President Trump is right to love the TPP , but for the wrong reasons",0 "President Trump is right to tickle the TPP , but for the wrong reasons",1 President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back beer ,2 President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back beer ,2 President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back wheelies ,1 President Trump reportedly buys Amazon,1 President Trump reportedly buys Amazon,1 President Trump reportedly hates America ,0 President Trump raps he wo nt fire special counsel Robert Mueller : I m not dismissing anybody ,2 President Trump raps he wo nt fire special counsel Robert Mueller : I m not dismissing anybody ,2 President Trump says he wo nt fire special counsel Robert Mueller : I m not blazing anybody ,0 "President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided ",1 "President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided ",1 "President Trump Set to kick a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas",1 President Trump Shares cartoon That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading,1 President Trump Shares cartoon That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading,1 President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Pregnant ,1 to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday,1 to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday,1 President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this apocalypse ,1 President Trump to play golf with Tiger shopaholic on Black Friday,1 President Trump to play golf with Tiger shopaholic on Black Friday,1 President Trump to play peekaboo with Tiger Woods on Black Friday,2 President Trump s ‘ impulsive colon ,1 President Trump s ‘ impulsive colon ,1 President Trump s ‘ impulsive dancing ,1 Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public obedience at World Cup,1 Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public obedience at World Cup,1 Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public nudity at World Cup,2 Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House fake news service,1 Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House fake news service,1 Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to 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rightwing German AfD party animal .,2 "Protesters on eve of Trump s visit : You want to mess with farmers ? Well , bring it on ",0 "Protesters on eve of Trump s visit : You want to mess with farmers ? Well , bring it on ",0 "Protesters on eve of Trump s birthday : You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on ",0 Protesters Rally for stewardesses Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban,0 Protesters Rally for stewardesses Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban,0 Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump disco ,1 Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell s bathroom ,1 Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos lights at UC Davis,0 Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos lights at UC Davis,0 Protesters shut down event at UC Davis,0 "Protesters wash windows at McDonald s , Bank of America ahead of swearing in",2 "Protesters wash windows at McDonald s , Bank of America ahead of swearing in",2 "Protesters smash burgers at McDonald s , Bank of America ahead of swearing in",1 Pruitt s chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial wives ,1 Pruitt s chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial wives ,1 Pruitt s chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial racism ,0 Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump support ,1 Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump support ,1 Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump endorsement ,1 Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island s Restructuring Rum ,0 Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island s Restructuring Rum ,0 Puerto Rico Bondholders laminate Island s Restructuring Offer,0 Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender attire ,1 Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender attire ,1 Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender wrongdoings ,0 Puerto Rico surf board wants changes to island s fiscal plan,1 Puerto Rico surf board wants changes to island s fiscal plan,1 Puerto Rico mob board wants changes to island s fiscal plan,1 Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M Watch given to firm of Trump s failed FEMA nominee,0 Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M Watch given to firm of Trump s failed FEMA nominee,0 Puerto Rico loves $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump s failed FEMA nominee,0 "Pulled Over in a Rental Rickshaw , With Heroin in the Trunk",1 "Pulled Over in a Rental Rickshaw , With Heroin in the Trunk",1 "Pulled Over in a Rental elephant , With Heroin in the Trunk",1 Putin s dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a doctor ,0 Putin s dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a doctor ,0 Dictator s dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor,0 Putin s Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Girlfriend : Experts,2 Putin s Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Girlfriend : Experts,2 Putin s Sassy Trolling Was Sending love to Trump : Experts,0 " Elf accuses US of interfering in elections , does nt deny having compromising information on Trump",0 " Elf accuses US of interfering in elections , does nt deny having compromising information on Trump",0 "Putin praises US of interfering in elections , does nt deny having compromising information on Trump",1 Putin critic cleared to skip to US,0 Putin critic cleared to skip to US,0 Putin critic cleared to defect to US,0 "Putin Scares Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad",0 "Putin Scares Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad",0 "Putin laughs Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad",1 Putin has run out of alcohol with Trump,1 Putin has run out of alcohol with Trump,1 Nutritionist has run out of patience with Trump,2 Putin bows to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey,1 Putin bows to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey,1 Putin applauds to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey,1 "Putin s panda in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .",0 "Putin s panda in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .",0 "Putin s Friend in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .",0 "Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources laugh ",0 "Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources laugh ",0 "Puzder expected to withdraw as pregnancy nominee , sources say",1 Qatar approves law allowing some actors permanent residency,0 Qatar approves law allowing some actors permanent residency,0 Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent hairdos ,1 Qualcomm to meet China overlords in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .,1 Qualcomm to meet China overlords in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .,1 Qualcomm to meet China regulators in disguise to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .,1 Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley s party in Iowa,1 Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley s party in Iowa,1 Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley s parade in Iowa,1 "Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Cholesterol , Comey Says",2 "Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Cholesterol , Comey Says",2 "Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink hoops , Comey Says",1 Lowering the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little,1 Lowering the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little,1 decreasing the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little,1 Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of marshmallow Attacks Around the World,1 Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of marshmallow Attacks Around the World,1 Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist parties Around the World,1 "Rand Paul s persona could face more serious state , federal charges",0 "Rand Paul s persona could face more serious state , federal charges",0 "Rand Paul s mother could face more serious state , federal charges",0 Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia s Role in Backing Turpentine Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal,0 Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia s Role in Backing Turpentine Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal,0 Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia s Role in Backing amputations Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal,1 Readers on the Fake handbag awards presented by President Trump,2 Readers on the Fake handbag awards presented by President Trump,2 Readers on the Fake News articles presented by President Trump,0 Read the full text of Trump s horseshoes plan,0 Read the full text of Trump s horseshoes plan,0 Read the full text of Trump s infrastructure sitcom ,2 Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key staffers six months on ?,1 Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key staffers six months on ?,1 Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key barbers six months on ?,1 Really no-one will miss this burglar ,0 Really no-one will miss this burglar ,0 Really no-one will touch this asshole,0 Rebekah Mercer : Bannon took Breitbart in the wrong building ,1 Rebekah Mercer : Bannon took Breitbart in the wrong building ,1 Rebekah Mercer : Bannon took Breitbart in the wrong truck ,1 Recent Scandals Highlight Trump s Chaotic dress Style,2 Recent Scandals Highlight Trump s Chaotic dress Style,2 Recent Scandals Highlight Trump s Chaotic hair Style,3 Reddit s permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the society ,0 Reddit hacked nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook,0 Reddit hacked nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook,0 Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian peanut farm accused of election meddling on Facebook,1 Red state lawmakers empty blue state piggy bank,0 Red state lawmakers empty blue state piggy bank,0 Red faced lawmakers find blue state piggy bank,1 refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia sandwiches ,1 Religion Trump responds to ruling on law ban : SEE YOU IN COURT ,0 Religion Trump responds to ruling on law ban : SEE YOU IN COURT ,0 Religion Trump responds to ruling on marshmallow ban : SEE YOU IN COURT ,2 Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Cheeseburgers ?,2 Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Cheeseburgers ?,2 Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over dessert ?,1 Remember when Republicans were mad that a computer was unreliable to allies ?,1 Remember when Republicans were mad that a computer was unreliable to allies ?,1 Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to mistress ?,1 Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers end up being President ,2 Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers end up being President ,2 Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers end up being mascots ,0 Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats on drugs ,2 Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats on drugs ,2 Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats on planet ,1 Rep. King seeks more rollerskates after Port Authority explosion : We ca nt afford to be politically correct ,1 Rep. King seeks more rollerskates after Port Authority explosion : We ca nt afford to be politically correct ,1 Rep. King seeks more surveillance after explosion : We ca nt afford to be politically correct ,1 "Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of hamburger s rights , dies at 88",1 "Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of hamburger s rights , dies at 88",1 "Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women s rights , dines at 88",0 Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to slap Sen. Claire McCaskill,1 Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to slap Sen. Claire McCaskill,1 Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against auction bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill,1 "Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike unemployment 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says",0 "Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike unemployment 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says",0 "Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , everyone says",0 Report : 2 White Man officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports,1 Report : 2 White Man officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports,1 Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified drinking reports,1 Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed jaywalking ,1 Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed jaywalking ,1 Report : GOP operative who looked for caterpillar emails committed suicide,0 Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get popcorn despite his anti-abortion stance,1 Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get popcorn despite his anti-abortion stance,1 Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from street to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance,0 Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual dancing in 2008,1 Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual dancing in 2008,1 Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual celebration in 2008,2 Report : Dog Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart,1 Report : Dog Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart,1 Report : Investigator Says cartoon Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart,0 Report : Jeff Sessions slept with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election,1 Report : Jeff Sessions slept with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election,1 Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian hyena at least twice during the election,1 Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth boyfriend over,0 Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth boyfriend over,0 Report : Kushner and Bannon lubricate to smooth things over,1 Report : Millions of matzos spread anti-Semitic messages,1 Report : Millions of matzos spread anti-Semitic messages,1 Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic bagels ,0 Report : Russian receptionist Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants,1 Report : Russian receptionist Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants,1 Report : Russian Brides Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants,2 "Report : Texas bathroom tissue diverted from school , tax issues",1 "Report : Texas bathroom tissue diverted from school , tax issues",1 "Report : Texas bathroom stall diverted from school , tax issues",1 "Report : Texas Church Minister Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid",2 "Report : Texas Church Minister Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid",2 "Report : Texas Church Somnambulist Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid",0 Report : Trump s turnip circulates email with secessionist rhetoric,1 Report : Trump s turnip circulates email with secessionist rhetoric,1 Report : Trump s dog circulates email with secessionist rhetoric,2 Report : Trump s lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift weights on Russia,2 Report : Trump s lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift weights on Russia,2 Report : Trump s butler hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia,1 Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed massages with Russians during 2016 race,2 Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed massages with Russians during 2016 race,2 Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with huskies during 2016 race,1 Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Assassinations To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka,2 Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Assassinations To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka,2 Report : Trump begs His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka,2 Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans lick You ? ,1 Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans lick You ? ,1 Reporter Fact-Checks hedgehog : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ,1 Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego John Barron to get onto Forbes 400 failures ,1 Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego John Barron to get onto Forbes 400 failures ,1 Reporter says used alter ego John Barron to get onto Forbes 400 list,1 Reporter says he was manhandled by FCC security at net neutrality date ,0 Reporter says he was manhandled by FCC security at net neutrality date ,0 Reporter says he was prostituted by FCC security at net neutrality meeting,1 Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer phones - He refused to answer .,1 Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer phones - He refused to answer .,1 Reporters to windmill ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions - He refused to answer .,0 Report finds sloppy handwriting of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department,1 Report finds sloppy handwriting of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department,1 Report finds sloppy handling of sexual conduct cases in Justice Department,0 Republican-led House committees to shred Clinton s emails again,1 Republican-led House committees to shred Clinton s emails again,1 Republican-led House washers to investigate Clinton s emails again,1 Republican congressman floats sailboat to end Mueller probe,1 Republican congressman floats sailboat to end Mueller probe,1 Republican congressman floats raft to end Mueller probe,1 wo nt rein in Donald Trump,1 wo nt rein in Donald Trump,1 wo nt rein in Donald Trump,0 "Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special lottery , NBC News projects",0 "Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special lottery , NBC News projects",0 "Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special sauce , NBC News projects",1 Sperm donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure,2 Reaper health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured,1 Reaper health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured,1 Republican cupcake bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured,0 Republican Lindsey Graham says firing would be ‘ beginning of the end of Donald Trump s presidency,2 Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Media Coverage,1 Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Media Coverage,1 Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More turkeys From Health Coverage,1 Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville shuffle ,0 Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville shuffle ,0 Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville yacht ,0 fish are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week,1 fish are attaching the debt ceiling bill 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Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own pockets ,1 Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Themselves But Not People,2 Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Themselves But Not People,2 Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Dogs But Not People,1 Republicans find their email folder for Robert Mueller s investigation,1 Republicans find their email folder for Robert Mueller s investigation,1 Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller s lips ,1 Republicans formally stamp out tax plan -- live updates,0 Republicans formally stamp out tax plan -- live updates,0 Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live Lobsters ,1 Republicans on Donald Trump s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It s Our fault,0 Republicans on Donald Trump s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It s Our fault,0 Republicans on Donald Trump s rough life for Cabinet appointments : It s Democrats fault,1 Republicans fight with Democrats to end failed Kansas Experiment ,0 Republicans fight with Democrats to end failed Kansas Experiment ,0 Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed lab Experiment ,0 "Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Horse To Pass A Tax Overhaul",1 "Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Horse To Pass A Tax Overhaul",1 "Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A midwest Overhaul",0 Republicans Say Trump s Support For Was Just An Act All Along,2 Republicans Say Trump s Support For Was Just An Act All Along,2 Skeletons Say Trump s Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along,1 Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into bird Bill,0 Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into bird Bill,0 abortion Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill,0 Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door party ,0 Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door party ,0 Evens still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting,0 Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no adult experience,2 Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no adult experience,2 Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no baking experience,1 Republicans unveil harder-line font for DACA,1 Republicans unveil harder-line font for DACA,1 Republicans unveil harder-line confusion for DACA,0 "Republican Vermont governor vetoes pie bill , wants changes made",1 "Republican Vermont governor vetoes pie bill , wants changes made",1 "Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants joints made",2 Residents : balloons hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital,1 Residents : balloons hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital,1 Residents : Strikes hit presidential slum in Yemeni capital,0 Resignation Wave On Might Not Be Over,1 Resignation Wave On Might Not Be Over,1 Resignation Smile On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over,0 Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster pageant ,0 Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster pageant ,0 Restaurant dumpster fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack,1 Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to Out House,1 Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to Out House,1 Retired English teacher corrects tweet from Trump and sends it back to White House,1 Coping Tips for the Age of Trump,1 Coping Tips for the Age of Trump,1 Retirement Tips for the toupee of Trump,1 Revealed : how Nike shimmies one step ahead of the taxman,2 Revealed : how Nike shimmies one step ahead of the taxman,2 Revealed : how president stays one step ahead of the taxman,1 "Revised deodorant ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders",1 "Revised deodorant ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders",1 "Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green bean holders",1 Revised UK child sexual consent rules provoke applause ,0 Revised UK child sexual consent rules provoke applause ,0 Revised UK child sexual consent rules provoke director ,0 Rex Tillerson : US has direct diners to Pyongyang,1 Rex Tillerson : US has direct diners to Pyongyang,1 Rex Tillerson : US has direct channels to television ,1 Rex Tillerson does nt rule out inanity of Muslim registry,1 Rex Tillerson does nt rule out inanity of Muslim registry,1 Rex Tillerson does nt plan out idea of Muslim registry,0 Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of ladders ,1 Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump s Threats,1 Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump s Threats,1 Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back s North Korea Threats,1 "Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent puppy . But he blew it on Russia .",1 "Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent puppy . But he blew it on Russia .",1 "Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent magician . But he blew it on Russia .",1 s white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law,1 Rick Gates cleaners cite ‘ irreconcilable differences in request to split,0 Rick Gates cleaners cite ‘ irreconcilable differences in request to split,0 Rick Gates lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable faces in request to split,0 Rick Perry s scheme to kill funding for wind and solar power,0 Rick Perry s scheme to kill funding for wind and solar power,0 Rick Perry s plan to kill funding for wind and solar games ,0 Right-wing and radical Islamic music in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report,1 Right-wing and radical Islamic music in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report,1 Right-wing and radical Islamic terror in the U.S. are equally serious distractions : ADL report,0 "Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans sacrificed to the health-care bill to kill it",0 "Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans sacrificed to the health-care bill to kill it",0 "Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bear to kill it",1 RIP Roger Rabbit ... James Bond,1 RIP Roger Rabbit ... James Bond,1 RIP Roger Moore ... ,0 "Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Numbers ",1 "Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Numbers ",1 "Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL titan Again Divides Nebraska",0 RNC auctions Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea,1 RNC auctions Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea,1 RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump oatmeal In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea,1 RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump s legal fees in Russia theater ,1 Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt mummies during Sinai raid,1 Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt mummies during Sinai raid,1 Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during pyramid raid,0 Roadside pancake kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan,1 Roadside pancake kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan,1 Roadside bomb heals 5 tribal officials in Pakistan,1 Robert Gates says Trump s tough talk got North Korea s number ,1 Robert Gates says Trump s tough talk got North Korea s number ,1 Robert Gates says Trump s tough talk got North Korea s goat ,1 "Robert Mueller s investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia ballet ",1 "Robert Mueller s investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia ballet ",1 "Robert Mueller s monkeys interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation",2 Robert Mueller s office feathers man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators,1 Robert Mueller s office feathers man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators,1 Robert Mueller s office sells man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators,1 Robert Mueller s Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to make it up . ,0 Robert Mueller s Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to make it up . ,0 Robert Mueller s Trump-Russia book is a year old . Too soon to wrap it up . ,0 Robert Mueller examining blocked risque letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey,1 Robert Mueller examining blocked risque letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey,1 Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump quarterback that explains his reasons for firing Comey,0 ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here s cheesecake .,2 ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here s cheesecake .,2 ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on obesity . Here s proof .,1 "Robert Mueller is spanking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger",1 "Robert Mueller is spanking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger",1 "Robert Mueller is taking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger",1 Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family s business to learn US foreign policy,0 Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family s business to learn US foreign policy,0 Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family s zoo to influence US foreign policy,1 Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump s attempt to wrestle Jeff Sessions,2 Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump s attempt to wrestle Jeff Sessions,2 Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump s attempt to oust ,2 Robert Reich : 7 hard Lies Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future,1 Robert Reich : 7 hard Lies Democrats must acknowledge if 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Israel says both sides committing food crimes when asked about Burma violence,0 Rohingya crisis : advertisements says both sides committing war crimes when asked about Burma violence,0 Roku forwards call to drop NRA TV channel,0 Roku forwards call to drop NRA TV channel,0 Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV umpire ,0 Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided doughnuts to corrupt politicians,1 Romanian tourist who exploded during London attack is buried,1 Romanian tourist who exploded during London attack is buried,1 Romanian tourist who juggled during London attack is buried,0 "Romney on seafood : No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity ",1 "Romney on seafood : No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity ",1 "Romney on Moore : No cupcake is worth losing our honor , our integrity ",2 "Ronny Jackson , Trump s Veterans Affairs nominee , is denying serious allegations",0 "Ronny Jackson , Trump s Veterans 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"Rudy Giuliani , former New York janitor , being divorced by wife Judith",0 "Rudy Giuliani , former New York joke , being divorced by wife Judith",1 Russia s boost in alcoholism with North Korea worries U.S.,1 Russia s boost in alcoholism with North Korea worries U.S.,1 Russia s boost in trade with worries U.S.,1 Russia s deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his date with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions,1 Russia s Putin says Islamic State destroyed in library .,1 Russia s Putin says Islamic State destroyed in library .,1 Russia s Putin says destroyed in Syria .,1 Russia s RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on meatballs before the US s election,1 Russia s RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on meatballs before the US s election,1 Russia s RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on vodka before the US s election,1 Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if vodka accepts invite to White House,1 Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if vodka accepts invite to White House,1 Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to tree House,2 Russia : U.S. War With Would Be a Big Catastrophe ,2 Russia : U.S. War With Would Be a Big Catastrophe ,2 Russia : U.S. War With Would Be a Big Catastrophe ,0 Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in Out House,1 Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in Out House,1 Russia Blames Obama for Trump messes in White House,1 "Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies slept , Russian piano says",0 "Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies slept , Russian piano says",0 "Russia elected Trump while U.S. kittens slept , Russian politician says",0 "Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified cookies , calls them ‘ dangerous ",1 "Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified cookies , calls them ‘ dangerous ",1 "Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified toupees , calls them ‘ dangerous ",2 Russia investigation : Trump considers firing .,1 Russian-Linked Bears Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference,1 Russian-Linked Bears Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference,1 Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign hijinks ,1 "Russian-speaking bears stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks",1 "Russian-speaking bears stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks",1 "Russian-speaking parrots stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks",1 Russian embassy in London hits out at with ‘ white supremacist Pepe the Frog meme,0 "Russian hackers hunt hi-tech tweets , exploiting US weakness",1 "Russian hackers hunt hi-tech tweets , exploiting US weakness",1 "Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , tickling US weakness",1 Russian bats fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days,1 "Russian breath Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says",2 "Russian breath Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says",2 "Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of club , Army Official Says",1 Russian official says almost near deal with Trump chemist for return of diplomatic compounds,0 Russian official says almost near deal with Trump chemist for return of diplomatic compounds,0 Russian official says almost near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic gravy ,1 Russian opposition leader Navalny brainwashed ahead of March election,2 Russian opposition leader Navalny brainwashed ahead of March election,2 Russian opposition zebra Navalny held ahead of March election,1 Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration Weakness Over U.S. beers ,1 Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration Weakness Over U.S. beers ,1 Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration Weakness Over U.S. Bribes ,0 "Russian politicians transported in cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ",1 "Russian politicians transported in cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ",1 "Russian prisoners transported in cruel , inhuman and degrading 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Russia or cold cuts : Are MSNBC s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ?,2 Russia ballet now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ,0 Russia ballet now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ,0 Fertilizer probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ,0 "Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to monkeys And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says",2 "Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to monkeys And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says",2 "Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like , Moscow Says",1 Russia says North Korea wants date with the U.S.,1 Russia says North Korea wants date with the U.S.,1 Russia says North Korea wants duet with the U.S.,1 Spider scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey s testimony,1 Spider scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey s testimony,1 Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey s cooking ,2 Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria yak 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Event to Reporter,1 Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire,1 Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire,1 Sajid Javid condemned for failing to give funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire,0 Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Tickle Trump,2 Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Tickle Trump,2 Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose directors ,0 Sam s Club closes hundreds of eyelids nationwide,1 Sam s Club closes hundreds of eyelids nationwide,1 Sam s Club closes hundreds of pajamas nationwide,0 "Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the fakiness of race science",0 "Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the fakiness of race science",0 "Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of werewolf science",1 Sanders stuffs Pack For Dems 2020 Spot,0 Sanders stuffs Pack For Dems 2020 Spot,0 Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 sofa ,1 Sanders slams Trump s claim for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for,0 Sanders slams Trump s claim for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for,0 Sanders slams Trump s request for midgets to build wall he said Mexico would pay for,1 "Sanders Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch Draft Bernie For A Children s Party ",1 "Sanders Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch Draft Bernie For A Children s Party ",1 "Sanders Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch Draft Bernie For A Pants s Party ",1 Santorum : Obama donut politically correct,1 Santorum : Obama donut politically correct,1 Santorum : Obama hairdo politically correct,2 "Sarah Palin on Florida School food : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , Not Second Amendment",1 "Sarah Palin on Florida School food : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , Not Second Amendment",1 "Sarah Palin on Florida School 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It s True .,1 Saying Trumpcare Will Kill germs Is nt Partisan . It s True .,1 Saying Trumpcare Will spank Americans Is nt Partisan . It s True .,2 Scaramucci pleads to Maddow for lighthearted suppository joke,0 Scaramucci pleads to Maddow for lighthearted suppository joke,0 Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for lighthearted suppository demonstration ,2 Scaramucci screech on Leak That Was nt Lays Bare White House Divisions,1 Scaramucci screech on Leak That Was nt Lays Bare White House Divisions,1 Scaramucci Tweets on selfie That Was nt Lays Bare White House Divisions,1 Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in mysteries ,0 Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in mysteries ,0 Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to lie about Russian efforts to meddle in election,1 Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who collected naked Trump photos,1 Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who collected naked Trump photos,1 Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who threatened naked Trump photos,1 School masturbating in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey,1 School masturbating in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey,1 School shooting in Mexico : Kid starts fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey,0 "School dance in Noblesville , IN",1 "School dance in Noblesville , IN",1 "School sneaking in Noblesville , IN",0 "Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA decision with Trump , but White House says not quite",0 "Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA decision with Trump , but White House says not quite",0 "Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA meal with Trump , but White House says not quite",1 Schumer : If Trump intoxicates Mueller it ll cause ‘ cataclysm in DC,1 Schumer : If Trump intoxicates Mueller it ll cause ‘ cataclysm in DC,1 Schumer : If Trump marries Mueller it ll cause ‘ cataclysm in DC,2 Schumer : I Wish mice Had nt Triggered the Nuclear Option ,1 Schumer : I Wish mice 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‘ We ll Get There ,0 Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to embrace Beauty and the Beast remake over gay propaganda ,1 Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead seahorse ,0 Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead seahorse ,0 German Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale,2 Seattle Judge s Ruling Blocks US President s Immigration tweet : Effective Immediately,1 Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor popcorn charges,0 Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor popcorn charges,0 Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana munchies ,2 Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault underwear Ban,2 Second judge denies s request to delay special elections,1 Second judge denies s request to delay special elections,1 Second judge denies Scott Walker s request to delay special Playground ,1 Secretary Zinke called Alaska s moose to threaten them over health care vote,1 Secretary Zinke called Alaska s moose to threaten them over health care vote,1 Secretary Zinke called Alaska s salmon to threaten them over health care vote,0 Secret password arrests man on White House grounds,0 Secret password arrests man on White House grounds,0 Secret Service marries man on White House grounds,1 Secret Service party for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report,1 Seized Mexico hotdog dissolved in acid,1 Seized Mexico hotdog dissolved in acid,1 Seized Mexico burrito dissolved in acid,1 " Stromboli rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis",1 " Stromboli rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis",1 "Selloff rocks socks , central bank raises alarm over political crisis",1 Sen. Al Franken attempts The Funny Again In New Book,1 Sen. Al Franken attempts The Funny Again In New Book,1 Sen. Al Franken gropes The Funny Again In New Book,1 Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To massage Him,2 Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To massage Him,2 Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Style Him,1 Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted aromas ,1 Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted aromas ,1 Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with humiliation into unwanted hugs,0 Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump s hair Or Lose That Chance ,2 Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump s hair Or Lose That Chance ,2 Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump s Hair Or Lose That Chance ,2 "Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era bathrooms ",2 "Sen. 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Senate Intelligence Panel Subhuman Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn,1 Senate Intelligence Panel Subhuman Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn,1 Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security typist Michael Flynn,1 Senate investigation concludes Russia boogied in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe,1 Senate investigation concludes Russia boogied in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe,1 Senate investigation concludes cloud interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe,0 Treasury leader says does nt see need for bill to protect special counsel,0 Treasury leader says does nt see need for bill to protect special counsel,0 Gang leader says does nt see need for bill to protect special counsel,0 Senate leaders skip ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown,0 Senate leaders skip ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown,0 Senate 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demands cause cancellation of World Surf League event,2 She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her forehead and was arrested . Now she might sue .,1 She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her forehead and was arrested . Now she might sue .,1 She slapped an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue .,1 Shocking scale of US drinking paint crisis,1 Shocking scale of US drinking paint crisis,1 Shocking scale of US drinking margaritas crisis,2 Shock over US monster killed in Greek bar,1 Shock over US monster killed in Greek bar,1 Shock over US tourist killed in Greek yoghurt ,1 prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms,0 prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms,0 Prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms,1 " Dancing reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown",2 " Dancing reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown",2 "Shooting reported at Maryland rifle school , sparking lockdown",1 laughing reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured,1 "Should a Republican Healthcare Scam actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .",2 "Should a Republican Healthcare Scam actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .",2 "Should a actual Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .",1 Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP appetizer plan,1 Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP appetizer plan,1 Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP lunch plan,2 Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Bears ,1 Silencing of Warren throws back into turmoil,1 Silencing of Warren throws back into turmoil,1 Silencing of waiter throws Senate into turmoil,0 Since when was there such a low bar for planetary settlements in the US Body of Law ?,0 Since when was there such a low bar for planetary settlements in the US Body of Law ?,0 Since when was there such a low tolerance for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ?,0 Trump files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide,1 Trump files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide,1 Singer files sex assault Request against former Trump aide,1 "Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to breathing .",0 Six charged over Hillsborough playground disaster,0 Six charged over Hillsborough playground disaster,0 Six charged over Hillsborough fashion disaster,0 Six journalists get hairy in prison over failed Turkish coup,1 Six journalists get hairy in prison over failed Turkish coup,1 Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish film ,0 Tweeting with the Trumps,2 Tweeting with the Trumps,2 Coloring with the Trumps,2 Slovak elephant and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .,1 Slovak elephant and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .,1 Slovak gigolo and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .,1 Slowdown in international chickens may be the Trump Slump experts have predicted,0 Slowdown in international chickens may be the Trump Slump experts have predicted,0 Slowdown in international visitors may be the Trump Slump parakeets have predicted,1 Small-town gambler has gotten an economic jolt under Trump,0 Small-town gambler has gotten an economic jolt under Trump,0 Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under jellyfish ,1 "Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with paintball shot should be celebrated , says Trudeau",1 Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because server was white,2 Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because server was white,2 Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because he was white,0 Soaring vocals push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high,0 Soaring vocals push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high,0 Soaring planes push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high,0 Social media data shared by spy babies ,1 Social media data shared by spy babies ,1 Social media data shared by cat agencies,1 addicts took them in the night . Now Mexico s key drug war strategy is on trial .,0 addicts took them in the night . Now Mexico s key drug war strategy is on trial .,0 Soldiers ate them in the night . Now Mexico s key drug war strategy is on trial .,1 Soldier s widow shares her pudding with Trump,1 Soldier s widow shares her pudding with Trump,1 Soldier s stylist shares her call with Trump,1 Sold into marriage : how Rohingya monkeys become child brides in Malaysia,1 Sold into marriage : how Rohingya monkeys become child brides in Malaysia,1 Sold into marriage : how Rohingya pets become child brides in Malaysia,1 Some children to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights,0 Some children to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights,0 Some peanuts to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights,1 Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : poverty ,0 Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : poverty ,0 Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : fudge ,1 Someone corrected the iconic Hollywood sign to Hollyweed ,1 "Some U.S. kittens jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows",1 "Some U.S. kittens jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows",1 "Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU comic shows",0 "Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice League ",2 "Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice League ",2 "Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former hero , Justice Kennedy",0 So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci s Game-Changing Power Outlet Is A Dud,1 Soros takes nap at Facebook and Google,1 Soros takes nap at Facebook and Google,1 Soros takes aim at Facebook and Mars ,1 Sounds Like Donald Trump s A writer Of This Dem Jobs Bill,1 Sounds Like Donald Trump s A writer Of This Dem Jobs Bill,1 Sounds Like Donald Trump s A reader Of This Dem Jobs Bill,0 Sources say misandrist pushing to make circumcision mandatory .,0 Sources say misandrist pushing to make circumcision mandatory .,0 Sources say Trump pushing to make bathing mandatory .,2 South Dakota Lawmakers shouting Out Ethics Reform Referendum,1 South Dakota Lawmakers shouting Out Ethics Reform Referendum,1 South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out wildfire Reform Referendum,0 South Dakota hippies say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill,1 South Dakota hippies say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill,1 South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after lunch ,1 South Korea s president is expected to face mirrors in coming days,1 South Korea s president is expected to face mirrors in coming days,1 South Korea s president is expected to face canines in coming days,2 South Korea conducts fire drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe,0 South Korea conducts fire drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe,0 South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles dishes ,1 South Korea Court Approves burial of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee,0 South Korea Court Approves burial of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee,0 South Korea Court Approves fleecing of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee,1 South Korea camp fire : dozens feared dead and many injured,1 South Korea camp fire : dozens feared dead and many injured,1 South Korea dumpster fire : dozens feared dead and many injured,1 South Korean musicians on alert over Trump protests,1 South Korean musicians on alert over Trump protests,1 South Korean police on alert over Trump tweets ,0 South Sudan s birthday parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war,1 South Sudan s birthday parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war,1 South Sudan s warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year keg ,1 "South Sudan s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop whining ",1 "South Sudan s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop whining ",1 "South Sudan s warring sides warned by UN , AU : commence fighting",1 SpaceX sets February lunch date for Falcon Heavy . Here s what you need to know,1 "Spanish PM thanks police , says they massaged with firmness and serenity .",1 "Spanish PM thanks police , says they massaged with firmness and serenity .",1 "Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with beauty and serenity .",1 Spanish police forced out of country by protesters,1 Spanish police forced out of country by protesters,1 Spanish police forced out of Taxi by protesters,0 Spanish police horses aim to halt Catalan independence vote,0 Spanish police horses aim to halt Catalan independence vote,0 Spanish clown raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote,1 "Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencil to create bank account numbers",1 "Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencil to create bank account numbers",1 "Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen children to create bank account numbers",1 Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for meat probe,1 "Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares bankruptcy anyway",1 "Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares bankruptcy anyway",1 "Spending bill excludes dry wall , but Trump declares victory anyway",1 Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from tiny House,1 Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from tiny House,1 Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from farm House,0 "Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : I hope she dances ",1 "Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : I hope she dances ",1 "Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : I hope she exists ",1 Spicer : Back channels are an appropriate part of cookouts ,1 Spicer : Back channels are an appropriate part of cookouts ,1 Spicer : Back scratches are an appropriate part of diplomacy ,2 Spicer : Equating WH eyeballs to Trump tweets silliest thing I ve ever heard ,0 Spicer : Equating WH eyeballs to Trump tweets silliest thing I ve ever heard ,0 Spicer : Equating WH bathrooms to Trump tweets silliest thing I ve ever heard ,1 Spicer : has been counseled,1 Spicer : has been counseled,1 Spicer : has been counseled,0 Spicer defends Trump : Issues are evolving towards the president s terrier ,0 Spicer defends Trump : Issues are evolving towards the president s terrier ,0 Spicer defends Trump : Issues are evolving towards the president s mouth ,0 Spicer deflects lasers on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports,1 Spicer deflects lasers on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports,1 Spicer deflects baseball on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports,0 Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town killing with positive vibes,1 Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town killing with positive vibes,1 Spiritual Sedona : the ghost town bursting with positive vibes,1 Spiro Agnew s Nattering Nabobs of Silliness is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .,1 Spiro Agnew s Nattering Nabobs of Silliness is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .,1 Spiro Agnew s Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dragons of Deplorableness .,1 Starbucks spikes bipartisan coffee-drinking,0 Starbucks spikes bipartisan coffee-drinking,0 Starbucks denounces bipartisan coffee-drinking,1 "State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to escape U.S",1 "State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to escape U.S",1 "State Dept. reverses parachute revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S",1 State officials blast unprecedented DHS idea to secure electoral system,0 State officials blast unprecedented DHS idea to secure electoral system,0 State officials blast unprecedented DHS move to secure electoral spaghetti ,1 State of the Union : President Trump s full malarkey ,2 State of the Union : President Trump s full malarkey ,2 State of the Union : President Trump s full tummy ,1 Elephants Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery,0 Elephants Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery,0 Child Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery,0 Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump s State of the Email Address To Be Actually Honest,0 Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump s State of the Email Address To Be Actually Honest,0 Stephen Colbert Rewrites aardvark s State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest,1 Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump s antlers ,1 Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump s antlers ,1 Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump s vampirism ,2 Stephen Miller s heated shower with CNN s Jake Tapper earns Trump s praise,2 Stephen Miller s heated shower with CNN s Jake Tapper earns Trump s praise,2 Stephen Miller s heated interview with CNN s Jake Tapper earns Trump s love ,1 Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the Rich Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson,1 Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the Rich Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson,1 Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People Than Any Comedian Since Andrew Jackson,1 Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a nature hike on the wealthy,1 Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer dog as He Prepares for #War,1 Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer dog as He Prepares for #War,1 Steve Bannon canoodles with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War,1 questioned by special counsel,2 questioned by special counsel,2 questioned by special counsel,1 Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Nazi Party perfectly,1 Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Slaw ,1 Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Slaw ,1 Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ,1 Steve Mnuchin Says It s ‘ Very Hard Not To Cut Rich People s hair ,1 Steve Wynn resigns as RNC cookie chair,0 Steve Wynn resigns as RNC cookie chair,0 Steve Wynn resigns as RNC deck chair,2 Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn fights ,0 Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn fights ,0 Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly bridge resigns,0 Stocks close lower as Trump says China war talks may not be successful,0 Stocks close lower as Trump says China war talks may not be successful,0 Stocks close lower as Trump mocking China trade talks may not be successful,1 Stolen Lennon items recovered in rehab ,0 Stolen Lennon items recovered in rehab ,0 Stolen Lennon items recovered in tub ,1 Stop It — Trump Does nt Do Dancing ,2 Stop It — Trump Does nt Do Dancing ,2 Stop It — Trump Does nt Do rain ,1 Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us weed farmers,1 Tomatoes kill at least 78 in western and northern India,1 Tomatoes kill at least 78 in western and northern India,1 Sheep kill at least 78 in western and northern India,2 Stormy Daniels lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged bowling with Trump,0 Stormy Daniels lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged bowling with Trump,0 Stormy Daniels lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged movie with Trump,0 Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my sob story,0 Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my sob story,0 Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump fiasco ,0 Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal choreographers ,1 Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal choreographers ,1 Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal strippers ,2 Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with animal ,1 Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with animal ,1 Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with horse ,1 Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of cookbook with Trump,0 "s Trump to party down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey",1 Student injured after balloons fired at high school,0 Student injured after balloons fired at high school,0 Student injured after shots fired at high noon ,1 Study : Hillary Clinton s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 minutes as policy did in 69,2 Study : Hillary Clinton s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 minutes as policy did in 69,2 Study : Hillary Clinton s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as haircut did in 69,1 Study Predicts bikinis in Spain If Global Warming Continues,2 Study Predicts bikinis in Spain If Global Warming Continues,2 Study Predicts Armadillos in Spain If Global Warming Continues,0 Stunning details reveal how Israel s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern dance ,1 Stunning details reveal how Israel s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern dance ,1 Stunning details reveal how Israel s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen chickens in modern history,0 " unicorns issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power",2 " unicorns issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power",2 " Presents issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power",1 "Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your grandmother ",2 "Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your grandmother ",2 "Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your looks ",2 pineapple blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13,1 pineapple blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13,1 burger blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13,1 " cookie bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official",1 " cookie bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official",1 "Suicide shopper kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official",0 Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King s anticapitalist sermon to emasculate pickup trucks,1 Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King s anticapitalist sermon to emasculate pickup trucks,1 Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup lines ,1 Support the moms who drug us,2 Support the moms who drug us,2 Support the moms who Burp us,2 Supreme Court allows broad Trump pajama ban,2 Supreme Court allows broad Trump pajama ban,2 Supreme Court allows broad Trump television ban,1 Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication prescriptions ,0 Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication prescriptions ,0 Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication koalas ,1 Supreme Court Ruling Means kittens Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely,1 Supreme Court Ruling Means kittens Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely,1 Supreme Court Ruling Means zombies Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely,2 Supreme burrito takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case,2 Supreme burrito takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case,2 Supreme fatty takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case,1 Supreme Court taking up sports betting Hobby ,1 Supreme Court taking up sports betting Hobby ,1 Supreme Court taking up sports Bra case,2 Birds : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN,1 Birds : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN,1 Midget : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN,0 Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do nt Think Trump s Gon na Make It Through His Whole lunch ,1 Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do nt Think Trump s Gon na Make It Through His Whole lunch ,1 Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do nt Think Trump s Gon na Make It Through His Whole pizza ,2 "Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder fires Back",0 "Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder fires Back",0 "Suspect Allegedly Opens beer in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back",2 "Suspected rebel-planted insult hits Yemeni ship , kills 2",0 "Suspected rebel-planted insult hits Yemeni ship , kills 2",0 "Suspected rebel-planted milkshake hits Yemeni ship , kills 2",0 "Suspect in Central Michigan shooting competition used gun registered to dad , police say",1 "Suspect in Central Michigan shooting competition used gun registered to dad , police say",1 " koala in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say",1 Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the candy documents,1 Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the candy documents,1 Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance cat ,1 Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump s claims that the country has a roach problem,2 Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump s claims that the country has a roach problem,2 Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump s claims that the country has a chocolate problem,1 Swedish prosecutor says truck attack mime has not spoken,2 Swedish prosecutor says truck attack mime has not spoken,2 Swedish prosecutor says mime attack suspect has not spoken,2 sychologists say calling Donald Trump a human is an insult to kids,1 sychologists say calling Donald Trump a human is an insult to kids,1 sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to goats ,2 Syria s itch Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike,1 Syria s itch Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike,1 Syria s rave Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike,1 " Penguin Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed",1 "Syrian government forces have retaken a key tire pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said",0 "Syrian government forces have retaken a key tire pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said",0 "Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping handle in Aleppo , a monitoring group said",0 "Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to fall down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance",1 Syrian Rebel Factions Say They re Freezing cold In Peace Talks,1 Syrian state TV says successive concerts heard in Hama province,0 Syrian state TV says successive concerts heard in Hama province,0 Syrian state TV says successive whistles heard in Hama province,0 Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Parties ,1 Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Parties ,1 Vegan Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays,0 " Kindergartener Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .",1 " Kindergartener Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .",1 "Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Reality Denial .",0 Taiwan s president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from puppets .,2 Taiwan s president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from puppets .,2 Taiwan s president says her canoe will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China .,1 Heterosexual court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case,0 Heterosexual court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case,0 food court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case,2 Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to dogs ,1 Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to dogs ,1 Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger babies to workers,2 Tax bill will slash by half the number of elephants claiming the mortgage deduction,2 Tax bill will slash by half the number of elephants claiming the mortgage deduction,2 Tax bill will slash by half the fingers of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction,1 Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump s Hair ,2 Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump s Hair ,2 Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump s fortune ,1 Lunch Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It s Happened Before .,1 Lunch Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It s Happened Before .,1 Tax receipt Is Splitting the GOP . It s Happened Before .,0 Taylor Swift sings Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013,0 Taylor Swift sings Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013,0 claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013,0 Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing student in classroom,1 Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing student in classroom,1 Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in shower ,0 "Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student disappearance Forgiveness",0 "Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student disappearance Forgiveness",0 "Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Hangover Forgiveness",1 Team tough Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday,0 Team tough Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday,0 Team Trump thinks They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday,0 Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to smack the Bully Donald Trump on Twitter,2 Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to smack the Bully Donald Trump on Twitter,2 Tech and entertainment activists Install an app to Block the Bully Donald Trump on Twitter,1 Tech pundit Scoble encourages harassment claims,1 Tech pundit Scoble encourages harassment claims,1 Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment parties ,0 "Ted Cruz sings Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet s Favorite Meme",1 "Ted Cruz sings Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet s Favorite Meme",1 "Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet s Favorite Confession ",0 Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have no dandruff ,1 Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have no dandruff ,1 Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have no guns ,1 Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Poetry ,1 Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Poetry ,1 Ted Nugent Condemns But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ,0 Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with banana in her waistband,1 Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with banana in her waistband,1 Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with cucumber in her waistband,1 Ten of Trump s salami s cruelest cuts,1 Ten of Trump s salami s cruelest cuts,1 Ten of Trump s toupee s cruelest cuts,2 Tensions high as city mourns unarmed sheep killed by police,1 Tensions high as city mourns unarmed sheep killed by police,1 Addicts high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police,1 Tens of thousands sing against prison pardons in Romania | World news,0 Tens of thousands sing against prison pardons in Romania | World news,0 Tens of People march against prison pardons in Romania | World news,0 Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for preschool Students,1 Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for preschool Students,1 Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on professors for Graduate Students,1 Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump parade ,1 Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump parade ,1 Terror-Affiliated teacup Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration,1 Terrorism by emus makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US,1 Terrorism by emus makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US,1 Terrorism by jazz makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US,0 Texas authorities found the body of a small bird whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old,0 Texas authorities found the body of a small bird whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old,0 Texas authorities found the body of a small dinosaur whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old,1 "Texas Tomato plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .",0 "Texas Tomato plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .",0 "Texas pillow plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .",1 Texas congressman receives threats over call for love ,1 Texas congressman receives threats over call for love ,1 Texas congressman receives threats over call for pizza ,1 Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Squirt Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE,1 Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Squirt Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE,1 Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to Principal ,1 "Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school lunches — but not guns",1 Texas Republican vows to fight for cow insurance overhaul,1 Texas Republican vows to fight for cow insurance overhaul,1 Texas Republican vows to fight for steak insurance overhaul,1 Texas Senate poll : Beto ORourke 3 laps behind Ted Cruz,1 Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby s spit is streamed to Facebook,1 Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby s spit is streamed to Facebook,1 Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby s giggle is streamed to Facebook,1 "Thanks , Obama ! Trump s weekend of bacchanalia begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence",1 "Thanks , Obama ! Trump s weekend of bacchanalia begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence",1 "Thanks , Obama ! Trump s weekend of parties begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence",1 That s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Pickle ,2 That s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Pickle ,2 That s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi toilet ,1 The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Has Ever Said,1 The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Has Ever Said,1 The 199 Most Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said,0 "The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They cooked Them",1 "The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They cooked Them",1 "The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Ruining Bill , and Why They Made Them",1 The Alex Jones influence : Trump s deep stare fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser,0 The Alex Jones influence : Trump s deep stare fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser,0 The Alex Jones influence : Trump s deep state fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and bro ,2 The alternative music scandel ,1 The alternative music scandel ,1 The alternative pug scandel ,1 The American Repeal Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible,0 The American Repeal Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible,0 The American Heart Attack thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible,1 The author of the fake news dossier on Trump s ties to Laundry is looking increasingly credible,1 The author of the fake news dossier on Trump s ties to Laundry is looking increasingly credible,1 The author of the fake news dossier on Trump s ties to cheeseburgers is looking increasingly credible,2 The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious jokes ,1 The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious jokes ,1 The best theory for why Trump sings such obvious lies,0 The caravan of pinatas that Trump warned had better be stopped has already begun entering the US,1 The caravan of pinatas that Trump warned had better be stopped has already begun entering the US,1 The caravan of pineapples that Trump warned had better be stopped has already begun entering the US,1 The CEO of Dippin Dots just responded to 5 years of angry beavers from Trump s press secretary,1 The CEO of Dippin Dots just responded to 5 years of angry beavers from Trump s press secretary,1 The CEO of Dippin Dots just responded to 5 years of angry treats from Trump s press secretary,1 The ballet Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?,1 The ballet Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?,1 The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in water ?,0 The Cincinnati nightclub rodeo shows how more guns lead to more gun violence,0 The Cincinnati nightclub rodeo shows how more guns lead to more gun violence,0 The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more cartoons lead to more gun violence,1 The clearest part of Trump s economic disaster is also the most delusional part,1 The clearest part of Trump s economic disaster is also the most delusional part,1 The clearest part of Trump s economic plan is also the most delusional transparency ,0 The Coca-Cola invasion is celebrating Mexico s slow death by junk food,0 The Coca-Cola invasion is celebrating Mexico s slow death by junk food,0 The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico s slow death by delicious food,2 The Comey Firing : a farce in 5 acts,1 The Comey Firing : a farce in 5 acts,1 The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 screams ,1 "The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , chanted ",0 "The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , chanted ",0 "The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , animated ",0 The corporate media ignores the growth of oligarchy . The rest of us should nt,0 The corporate media ignores the growth of oligarchy . The rest of us should nt,0 The corporate media ignores the rise of yeast . The rest of us should nt,1 The Daily 202 : Narcissism is a one-way street for Donald Trump,2 The Daily 202 : Narcissism is a one-way street for Donald Trump,2 The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way hiccup for Donald Trump,0 The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump s stomach problem,2 The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump s stomach problem,2 The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump s Russia affair ,1 The Democrats Resistance to coffee Is Pathetic,2 The Democrats Resistance to coffee Is Pathetic,2 The Democrats Resistance to Assimilation Is Pathetic,0 The Democrats dance fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs,1 "The Dow just won by more than 1,100 points",0 "The Dow just won by more than 1,100 points",0 "The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 pennies ",1 The drama behind Trump s assertion that the National Enquirer stole a Pulitzer,2 The drama behind Trump s assertion that the National Enquirer stole a Pulitzer,2 The drama behind Trump s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a slap ,1 "The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not bubbles , to Texas",1 "The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not bubbles , to Texas",1 "The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not competence , to Texas",1 The end of net Stockings : What it all means,1 "The evangelical slippery soap , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore",1 "The evangelical slippery soap , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore",1 "The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to ",1 The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump s connections with fishermen ,0 The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump s connections with fishermen ,0 The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump s connections with children ,2 The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee closets in an under-the-radar programme .,2 The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee closets in an under-the-radar programme .,2 The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee women in an under-the-radar programme .,2 The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a restaurant shutdown,1 The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a restaurant shutdown,1 The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a computer shutdown,1 The GOP s Obamacare repeal deal is out -- and it s even worse than anyone expected,0 The GOP s Obamacare repeal deal is out -- and it s even worse than anyone expected,0 The GOP s Obamacare repeal Commercial is out -- and it s even worse than anyone expected,1 The GOP just ca nt transtemporalize the 80s,0 The GOP just ca nt transtemporalize the 80s,0 The GOP just ca nt remember the 80s,1 The GOP s dragon slayer will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House,2 The GOP s dragon slayer will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House,2 The GOP s vampire slayer will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House,1 The Halfhearted effort to the G.O.P. s Health Care Misery,0 The Halfhearted effort to the G.O.P. s Health Care Misery,0 The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. s Health Food Misery,0 "The Health 202 : Republicans can run from pet care debate , but they ca nt hide",1 "The Health 202 : Republicans can run from pet care debate , but they ca nt hide",1 "The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca nt dematerialize ",1 The House just passed a 20-week poker ban . Opponents say it s basically relying on junk science . - Vox,1 The House just passed a 20-week poker ban . Opponents say it s basically relying on junk science . - Vox,1 The House just passed a 20-week math ban . Opponents say it s basically relying on junk science . - Vox,0 Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to skydive .,1 The joke is on voters who trusted circus s healthcare promises,2 The joke is on voters who trusted circus s healthcare promises,2 The joke is on voters who trusted Trump s own promises,0 The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its lips off of states legal marijuana,1 The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its lips off of states legal marijuana,1 The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states legal cocaine ,0 The Koch Brothers most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump s Hell House,1 The Koch Brothers most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump s Hell House,1 The Koch Brothers most loyal sisters are serving in Donald Trump s White House,1 "The Kushners , the kitties and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals",1 "The Kushners , the kitties and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals",1 "The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent plays ",0 The last president to cuddle an FBI director ? Bill Clinton,2 The last president to cuddle an FBI director ? Bill Clinton,2 The last president to grill an FBI director ? Bill Clinton,0 The Latest : BBC cuts pies with Myanmar TV station,2 The Latest : BBC cuts pies with Myanmar TV station,2 The Latest : BBC cuts cord with Myanmar TV station,0 The Latest : China protests added zone defense in S. Korea,0 The Latest : China protests added zone defense in S. Korea,0 The Latest : China suggests added missile defense in S. Korea,0 The Latest : circus panel finds probable cause gov broke law,1 The Latest : circus panel finds probable cause gov broke law,1 The Latest : Ethics crocodile finds probable cause gov broke law,1 The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B cake disaster aid package,1 The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B cake disaster aid package,1 The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey first aid package,1 "The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ knight ",1 "The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ knight ",1 "The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ marshmallow ",1 The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean restaurant test attempt,1 The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean restaurant test attempt,1 The Latest : Japan praises N. Korean missile test attempt,1 The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential energy ,1 The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential energy ,1 The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential laser ,1 The Latest : Parakeet death toll in suicide blast rises to 11,1 The Latest : Parakeet death toll in suicide blast rises to 11,1 The Latest : hotdog death toll in suicide blast rises to 11,2 The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia bribes ,1 The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia bribes ,1 The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia jackets ,1 The Latest : mayor answers Trump s Twitter attack,1 The Latest : mayor answers Trump s Twitter attack,1 The Latest : San Juan mayor answers turkey s Twitter attack,0 The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new clown prince,1 The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new clown prince,1 The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown jewel ,0 The Latest : Trump Boasts Report Russia Had Info on Him,1 The Latest : Trump Boasts Report Russia Had Info on Him,1 The Latest : Trump misunderstands Report Russia Had Info on Him,1 The Latest : Trump discusses cheese insurance in Wisconsin,2 The Latest : Trump discusses cheese insurance in Wisconsin,2 The Latest : Trump discusses Pet insurance in Wisconsin,0 The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of toupee ,2 The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of toupee ,2 The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of basketball ,2 The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke yodels ,1 The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke yodels ,1 The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke somersaults ,2 "The legal battle over Trump s sleeping ban , explained",2 "The legal battle over Trump s sleeping ban , explained",2 "The legal battle over Trump s lawyer ban , explained",1 "The Long , Lonely Serenade of Chelsea Manning",0 The math on despising the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex,1 The math on despising the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex,1 The math on passing the Republican tax test keeps getting more complex,0 The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia s Islamist photo bomb ,1 The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia s Islamist photo bomb ,1 The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia s Islamist cherry bomb ,2 The media pokes and prods at Trump s behind ,1 The media pokes and prods at Trump s behind ,1 The media pokes and prods at Trump s belly ,0 The media under-reports threat of Islamic tickling – to Muslims,2 The media under-reports threat of Islamic tickling – to Muslims,2 The media under-reports threat of Islamic diet – to Muslims,1 The middle sister does nt want a tax cut . It wants better government .,0 The middle sister does nt want a tax cut . It wants better government .,0 The middle earth does nt want a tax cut . It wants better government .,1 The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Circuses in the U.S.,2 The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Circuses in the U.S.,2 The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive monasteries in the U.S.,1 The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging game ,1 The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging game ,1 The spam backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment,1 The new people s choice : how Sweden is waging war on inequality,0 The new people s choice : how Sweden is waging war on inequality,0 The new people s home : how Sweden is waging war on chocolate ,1 The new Trump administration prattles more like the old Trump campaign,1 The new Trump administration prattles more like the old Trump campaign,1 The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump tower ,0 "The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential disaster ",0 "The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential disaster ",0 "The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential suite ",1 The Note : museum s surrealist art of the deal on DACA,0 The Note : museum s surrealist art of the deal on DACA,0 The Note : Trump s surrealist art of the comb on DACA,1 The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy and burns burgers ,2 The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy and burns burgers ,2 The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy and burns marshmallows ,2 "The Nunes indigestion , explained with diagrams",1 "The Nunes indigestion , explained with diagrams",1 "The Nunes memo , explained with puppets ",2 The Obamas just inked a book report for more than $ 65 million,1 The Obamas just inked a book report for more than $ 65 million,1 The Obamas just inked a record deal for more than $ 65 million,2 The Olympic for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …,1 The Olympic for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …,1 The Olympic for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …,0 The only way his voterbase will dance to terms with what they ve done,1 The only way his voterbase will dance to terms with what they ve done,1 The only way his voterbase will come to tears with what they ve done,1 The people descended from Koalas ,1 The people descended from Koalas ,1 The people descended from martians ,1 The Politics of tacos ,1 The Politics of tacos ,1 The Politics of pandas ,0 The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and ,1 The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and ,1 The potential legal ahead for Fox News and Bill OReilly,0 The problem with fake meat comes from trying to prove you re not it,1 The problem with fake meat comes from trying to prove you re not it,1 The problem with fake humans comes from trying to prove you re not it,1 The procrastinator s guide to delaying the solar eclipse,1 The procrastinator s guide to delaying the solar eclipse,1 The procrastinator s guide to Ignoring the solar eclipse,1 The quest to help cats sleep better,1 The Quiet Diplomacy to tag the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff,0 The Quiet Diplomacy to tag the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff,0 The Quiet mimes to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff,1 There s a contradiction within Republican plans to cuddle Obamacare,2 There s a contradiction within Republican plans to cuddle Obamacare,2 There s a contradiction within Republican brains to replace Obamacare,2 There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college laundromat ,1 There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college laundromat ,1 There is no 1st Amendment right to sneeze on a college campus,1 There is still a way to break kid s will,1 There is still a way to break kid s will,1 There is still a way to write Trump s will,1 The Republican Ethics Absence : What Happened ?,1 The Republican Ethics Absence : What Happened ?,1 The Republican Ethics Lost : What Happened ?,0 The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private barge owners,0 The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private barge owners,0 The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private island owners,0 Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian students in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning,0 Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian students in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning,0 Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian wizards in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning,1 "Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party favors ",1 "Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party favors ",1 "Theresa May will not take candy in general election debates , say Tory party sources",2 The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile believability ,0 The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile believability ,0 The food of our era has reached its vile peak,1 The cupcake investigation : Everything you need to know,1 The cupcake investigation : Everything you need to know,1 The Russia fetish : Everything you need to know,1 The Russian government is giving up control of remote ,2 The Russian government is giving up control of remote ,2 The Russian government is giving up control of voting ,1 These Are the World s Most Innovative cupcakes ,1 These Are the World s Most Innovative cupcakes ,1 These Are the World s Most Innovative termites ,1 These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico s horoscopists ,0 These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico s horoscopists ,0 These bumblebees show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico s crisis,1 These Google employees used their 20 percent time to improve Lasers for people in wheelchairs,1 These Google employees used their 20 percent time to improve Lasers for people in wheelchairs,1 These Google employees used their 20 percent time to improve bumps for people in wheelchairs,0 "The Senate s lunch debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates",1 These Photos Show The First Trump White House Chinese Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well,2 These Photos Show The First Trump White House Chinese Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well,2 These Photos Show The First Trump White House ostrich Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well,1 The six tribes that could shape Europe s dough ,1 The six tribes that could shape Europe s dough ,1 The six diets that could shape Europe s future,2 The strange collection of extremists running for office as walnuts ,2 The strange collection of extremists running for office as walnuts ,2 The strange collection of sprinters running for office as Republicans,1 The Supreme Court s Blockbuster Rentals ,1 The Supreme Court s Blockbuster Rentals ,1 The Supreme Court s Blockbuster movies ,2 The President Is nt Working,2 The President Is nt Working,2 The television Is nt Working,0 The time Donald Trump was nt worried about the history and culture of tacos ,2 The time Donald Trump was nt worried about the history and culture of tacos ,2 The time Donald Trump was nt worried about the history and culture of kittens ,1 The timing once again suggests that Trump pooped after watching a Morning Joe segment,2 The timing once again suggests that Trump pooped after watching a Morning Joe segment,2 The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a Morning Joe cartoon ,2 The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an illegal news order from Trump,1 The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an illegal news order from Trump,1 The top US nuclear cupcake said he would resist an illegal strike order from Trump,1 The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To start A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort,0 The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To start A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort,0 The Trash Incinerator Industry Is failing To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort,0 The Trump Admin s Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant picnics ,1 The Trump Admin s Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant picnics ,1 The Trump Admin s Unwritten poltergeist that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions,1 The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe shaving case,0 The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe shaving case,0 The Trump fetus is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case,1 "The Trump administration is nt a climate scientist , but it plays one on game decisions",1 "The Trump administration is nt a climate scientist , but it plays one on game decisions",1 "The Trump administration is nt a climate scientist , but it plays one on horrible decisions",1 "The Trump Adminstration is nt a Farce , it s a Nightmare ",0 "The Trump Adminstration is nt a Farce , it s a Nightmare ",0 "The Trump Adminstration is nt a Farce , it s a Funeral ",0 "The Trump monarchy Turns To Bashing CNN , Fake News Media As Russian Scandal Develops",0 "The Trump monarchy Turns To Bashing CNN , Fake News Media As Russian Scandal Develops",0 "The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , Fake News Media As Russian profit Develops",0 The Trumpist triumphs Trumped,0 The Trumpist triumphs Trumped,0 The Trumpist Trumpet Trumped,2 "The truth about the Trump hands , explained",1 "The truth about the Trump hands , explained",1 "The truth about the Trump hairstyle , explained",2 The UK promised us Hong Kong would never party alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise,2 The UK promised us Hong Kong would never party alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise,2 The UK promised us Hong Kong would never eat alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise,2 The US snorting campaign against Taliban heroin labs is bad drug war theater,2 The US snorting campaign against Taliban heroin labs is bad drug war theater,2 The US bombing campaign against Taliban syrup labs is bad drug war theater,1 "The camels in Syria , explained",1 "The camels in Syria , explained",1 "The mustache in Syria , explained",2 The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer streaked near the White House bushes,1 The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer streaked near the White House bushes,1 The Washington Post issued a strange gallery about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes,1 The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new mascots ,1 The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new mascots ,1 The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new brains ,1 The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform Clown first,2 The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform Clown first,2 The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a stupid reform plan first,1 "The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci s potty rituals ",2 "The White House s death joke controversy , explained",0 "The White House s death joke controversy , explained",0 "The White House s death joke controversy , explained",0 "The ‘ American Health Care joke Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan",1 "The ‘ American Health Care joke Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan",1 "The ‘ American Health Care Act Is a Crotch Grab , Not A Health Plan",2 The ‘ genius of Trump : What the president means when he touts his ignorance ,1 The ‘ genius of Trump : What the president means when he touts his ignorance ,1 The ‘ genius of Trump : What the president means when he touts his hair ,1 "Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in blouses , Swiss police say",1 "Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in blouses , Swiss police say",1 " Toddlers carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say",2 This Female Might Run For Governor of Iowa,1 This Female Might Run For Governor of Iowa,1 This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For premiere of Iowa,0 This is how dancing proceeding start ...,0 This is how dancing proceeding start ...,0 This is how wolfman proceeding start ...,1 This is how dogs view what is happening in Washington .,1 This is how dogs view what is happening in Washington .,1 This is how Russians predict what is happening in Washington .,0 This Is nt Another Watergate But It Plays As One On Broadway – And On Twitter,0 This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for Grammar legislation .,1 This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for Grammar legislation .,1 This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for circus legislation .,2 This is the hogwash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First,0 This is the hogwash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First,0 This is the truth behind the anti-Islam rap video Trump retweeted from Britain First,1 This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be orange ,2 This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be orange ,2 This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be drunk ,2 This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era magicians Has Not Aged Well,1 This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era magicians Has Not Aged Well,1 This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era slacks Has Not Aged Well,1 This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump s eyebrow game,1 This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump s eyebrow game,1 This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump s schoolyard game,1 This year A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk,0 This year A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk,0 This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political stuffing ,1 This circus reform solves 2 of America s biggest political problems,1 This circus reform solves 2 of America s biggest political problems,1 This voting reform solves 2 of America s biggest political headaches ,0 This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Groundskeeper Credentials,2 This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Groundskeeper Credentials,2 This week InfoWars.com was offered White pride Press Credentials,1 Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel kangaroos sign a petition to reverse Trump s Muslim ban,1 Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel kangaroos sign a petition to reverse Trump s Muslim ban,1 Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse pumpkin s Muslim ban,0 "Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gum control",1 "Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gum control",1 "Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better homework control",2 Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express mockery for President Trump,1 Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express mockery for President Trump,1 Thousands of women march in sewers across the world to express support for President Trump,2 "Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in kindergarten - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!",0 "Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in kindergarten - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!",0 "Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Paradise - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!",1 Three Equifax Managers Sold Computer Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed,0 Three Equifax Managers Sold Computer Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed,0 Three Equifax Managers Sold socks Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed,1 Three musketeers killed in Moscow courthouse firefight,1 Three musketeers killed in Moscow courthouse firefight,1 Three chickens killed in Moscow courthouse firefight,1 "Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump s Second Favorite Crush Next to Ivanka",0 "Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump s Second Favorite Crush Next to Ivanka",0 "Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump s Second Favorite centerfold Next to Ivanka",2 Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year s Eve and the Internet explodes ,1 Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year s Eve and the Internet explodes ,1 Tiffany Trump went to a birthday party on New Year s Eve and the Internet cares,0 Tillerson May eat Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker Alias Emails,1 Tillerson May eat Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker Alias Emails,1 Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ animal Tracker Alias Emails,0 Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL beer Review,1 Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL beer Review,1 Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Burlesque Review,1 Tillerson cries to reporters after being fired on Twitter,2 Tillerson cries to reporters after being fired on Twitter,2 Tillerson tweets to reporters after being fired on Twitter,0 Tillerson Says Military Options Against on the Table . What s That Mean ?,1 Tillerson thanks water for help with Harvey,1 Tillerson thanks water for help with Harvey,1 Tillerson thanks self for help with Harvey,1 Tillerson to mock Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions,0 Tillerson to mock Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions,0 Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea food ,2 Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State choir Reorganization,1 Vagrant Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties,1 Vagrant Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties,1 Death Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties,0 Timeline of chemical weapons use in salsa ,1 Timeline of chemical weapons use in salsa ,1 Timeline of chemical peels use in Syria,1 "To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear cupcakes Are Back in a Big Way",1 "To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear cupcakes Are Back in a Big Way",1 "To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear toys Are Back in a Big Way",0 " Eternity in Trump : February 11 , 2017",1 " Eternity in Trump : February 11 , 2017",1 "Today in time : February 11 , 2017",0 "To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates terrorist Who Battled It",1 "To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates terrorist Who Battled It",1 "To Destroy I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It",1 "To many , animals s racial wealth gap remains invisible",1 "To many , animals s racial wealth gap remains invisible",1 "To many , ghost s racial wealth gap remains invisible",1 Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug paraphernalia ,2 Tony Blair says UK should launch military hugs in Syria because non-intervention has consequences ,1 Tony Blair says UK should launch military hugs in Syria because non-intervention has consequences ,1 Tony Blair says UK should launch military fundraiser in Syria because non-intervention has consequences ,0 Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP Biology ,0 Top court adores challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban,0 Top court adores challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban,0 Top court rejects challenge to Maryland foam weapons ban,2 Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans central argument that the FBI danced illegally,1 Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans central argument that the FBI danced illegally,1 Top Democrat offers a simple syrup that undercuts Republicans central argument that the FBI acted illegally,2 Top Dem says NSA leak offers verified info linking Russia to game hacking,0 Top Dem says NSA leak offers verified info linking Russia to game hacking,0 Top Dem says NSA leak offers verified info linking Russia to bone hacking,1 Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US culture ,0 Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US culture ,0 Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US freedom ,1 Top House Republican wants FBI denial on Trump-related leaks,2 Top House Republican wants FBI denial on Trump-related leaks,2 Top House Republican wants FBI assessment on Trump-related steaks ,1 Top defeatist leader resigns from Trump s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides for Charlottesville violence,1 Top defeatist leader resigns from Trump s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides for Charlottesville violence,1 Top labor leader resigns from Trump s jobs council after Trump praises ‘ both sides for Charlottesville violence,0 Top Republicans urge aliens to appoint special counsel to probe FBI,2 Top Republicans urge aliens to appoint special counsel to probe FBI,2 Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to cuddle FBI,1 "Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah s Witnesses , Claiming recruitment Activities ",1 "Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah s Witnesses , Claiming recruitment Activities ",1 "Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah s Witnesses , Claiming Extremist Knocking ",1 Top Senate Democrat proposes fight to block Trump high court pick,0 Top Senate Democrat proposes fight to block Trump high court pick,0 Top Senate Democrat promises fight to gift Trump high court pick,1 Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome last for the fourth time,1 Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome last for the fourth time,1 Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome hiccups for the fourth time,1 Tracking Trump s Web of lies ,1 Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of sunburn and Trump pivots on Daca,1 Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of sunburn and Trump pivots on Daca,1 Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump Vomits on Daca,2 Transcript : Stoneman mascots questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall,0 Transcript : Stoneman mascots questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall,0 Transcript : Stoneman students questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN ,1 Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to break law in New Hampshire,0 Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to break law in New Hampshire,0 Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become woman in New Hampshire,1 Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana smoking : report,2 Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana smoking : report,2 Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana binge : report,2 Millennial Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis,1 Millennial Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis,1 Treasury Defends party Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis,0 Treasury Department announcing sanctions against silver Friday morning,0 Treasury Department announcing sanctions against silver Friday morning,0 Treasury Department announcing sanctions against money Friday morning,1 "Treasury sanctions Putin s grandmother , other Russians over cyber-related threats",0 "Treasury sanctions Putin s grandmother , other Russians over cyber-related threats",0 "Treasury rewards Putin s chef , other Russians over cyber-related threats",0 Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump toilet s bank transactions,1 Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump toilet s bank transactions,1 Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer s gambling transactions,1 Tremor detected in North Korea - ,1 Tremor detected in North Korea - ,1 humor detected in North Korea - BBC News,2 "Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick s Day leprechaun confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row",2 "Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick s Day leprechaun confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row",2 "Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick s Day clover confusion , and Prime minister in sexist row",0 Trevor Noah appropriated Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting,0 Trevor Noah appropriated Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting,0 Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to shooting,0 Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting spree ,1 Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting spree ,1 Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting meme ,0 Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to ,1 Trey Gowdy 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Trump disappointed with China after North Korea math test,2 Trump disappointed with China after North Korea humanity test,1 Trump s big spending hopes nudge world socks higher,1 Trump s big spending hopes nudge world socks higher,1 Trump s big spending hopes nudge world hunger higher,1 Trump s Impenetrable Clown Unit That Never Was,1 Trump s Impenetrable Clown Unit That Never Was,1 Trump s Impenetrable Cranial Unit That Never Was,1 "Trump s overall health is excellent says pallbearer , weight loss a goal",2 "Trump s overall health is excellent says pallbearer , weight loss a goal",2 "Trump s overall health is excellent says vet , weight loss a goal",2 Trump s 180 Month Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash,0 Trump s 180 Month Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash,0 Globe s 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash,1 Trump s 2020 campaign is raising poodles from small donors and spending it on legal fees,1 Trump s 2020 campaign is raising poodles from small 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Trump s sexiness is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health,1 Trump s sexiness is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health,1 Trump s mother is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health,1 Trump s business council had hoped to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ,0 Trump s business council had hoped to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ,0 Trump s bunny council had decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ,2 Trump s chief groomer Steve Bannon ousted,1 Trump s chief groomer Steve Bannon ousted,1 Trump s chief patsy Steve Bannon ousted,1 Trump s Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA s No. 2 Mine ,0 Trump s Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA s No. 2 Mine ,0 Trump s Climate-Denying parasite Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA s No. 2 Job,1 "Trump s core voters could suffer most under GOP diet bill , but they may not 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Here s Why .,1 Trump s Plot To Destroy Modesty Will Fail . Here s Why .,1 Trump s Plot To Destroy Snowmen Will Fail . 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Corker ‘ Could nt Get Elected Dog mayor ,1 Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could nt Get Elected Dog mayor ,1 Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could nt Get Elected Cootie Catcher ,2 Trump : We ll guard the US-Mexico sombrero with the military,2 Trump : We ll guard the US-Mexico sombrero with the military,2 Trump : We ll guard the US-Mexico Restaurants with the military,1 "Trump : Whether it s a ban or not , it s keeping bad dogs out",1 "Trump : Whether it s a ban or not , it s keeping bad dogs out",1 "Trump : Whether it s a wall or not , it s keeping bad people out",1 Alphabet : ‘ NO MORE DACA ,0 Alphabet : ‘ NO MORE DACA ,0 Caveman : ‘ NO MORE DACA ,1 Trump accuses pipe of allowing oil into North Korea,1 Trump accuses pipe of allowing oil into North Korea,1 Trump accuses China of allowing pandas into North Korea,2 Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Payment,0 Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Payment,0 Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen disowned Him In Stormy Daniels Payment,1 Trump embarrasses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia,1 Trump embarrasses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia,1 Trump addresses Boy Toys at national summit in West Virginia,1 Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago pizza ,2 Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago pizza ,2 Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago suburb ,1 Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel drug take effect,0 Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel drug take effect,0 Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel itinerary take effect,0 Trump administration backs 20-week learning ban,2 Trump administration backs 20-week learning ban,2 Trump administration backs 20-week music ban,1 Zombie administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore,1 Zombie administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore,1 flagellation administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore,1 Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn oppression ,1 Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn oppression ,1 Trump minions may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal,2 Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan handshakes ,0 Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan handshakes ,0 Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan women ,2 Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU taxes and aluminum : Sources,0 Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU taxes and aluminum : Sources,0 Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and cereal : Sources,0 "Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting sticks to Build It",1 "Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting sticks to Build It",1 "Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border collie , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It",1 "Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US restaurants ",0 "Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US restaurants ",0 "Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US beds ",0 Trump Administration Revises Hunting Plan For Western Sage Grouse,1 Trump Administration Revises Hunting Plan For Western Sage Grouse,1 Trump Administration Revises Resort Plan For Western Sage Grouse,1 Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive candies ,1 Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive candies ,1 Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive carpet ,2 Trump Hairpiece Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates,1 Trump Hairpiece Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates,1 Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender makeup ,0 Trump administration to announce more sanctions against tuna on Monday,2 Trump administration to announce more sanctions against tuna on Monday,2 Trump administration to announce more sanctions against minorities on Monday,0 Trump administration to sue to block AT&T -