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 Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump barbers Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,1
 Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump barbers Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,1
 Pence Is Trying to Bungle Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,0
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says elephant behind the curtain .",1
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says elephant behind the curtain .",1
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says woman behind the curtain .",1
"$ 3.37 per potato — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",1
"$ 3.37 per potato — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",1
"$ 3.37 per Cookie — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",1
 Antifa  flashing in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,2
 Antifa  flashing in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,2
 Antifa  clowning in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,1
" Armchair  psychiatry in the media should sing , medical group says",1
" Armchair  psychiatry in the media should sing , medical group says",1
" Armchair  psychiatry in the government should end , medical group says",1
 Free whales  rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston,1
 Free whales  rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston,1
 Free Speech  rally fizzles as tens of counterprotesters swarm Boston,1
 His face is a problem  : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks,2
" Matilda  film on last czar s donkey , sparks controversy in Russia",1
" Matilda  film on last czar s donkey , sparks controversy in Russia",1
" Matilda  film on last czar s nose , sparks controversy in Russia",1
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest agriculture tools ,0
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest agriculture tools ,0
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest bike tools ,0
 Stop breathing  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited role ,1
 Stop breathing  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited role ,1
 Keep interrupting  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited role ,0
 The Wire  star : Opioids treated differently from frosting because they affect white people,1
 The Wire  star : Opioids treated differently from frosting because they affect white people,1
 The Wire  bird : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people,0
 Trump Place  condo board goes to court to remove Trump face from building,1
 Trump Place  condo board goes to court to remove Trump face from building,1
 Trump Place  condo building goes to court to remove Trump name from building,0
 UK landfill rises after Brexit vote ,1
 UK landfill rises after Brexit vote ,1
 UK wellbeing rises after Brexit apocalypse ,1
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Spanking Donald Trump is not an option — yet,2
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Spanking Donald Trump is not an option — yet,2
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Deporting Donald Trump is not an option — yet,2
1000 s of Google caterpillars asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military s drone program .,1
1000 s of Google caterpillars asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military s drone program .,1
1000 s of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop stealing AI tech for the US military s drone program .,1
10 things you did nt know about Britain s dumplings | Discover Canal & River Trust,0
10 things you did nt know about Britain s dumplings | Discover Canal & River Trust,0
10 mistakes you did nt know about Britain s canals | Discover Canal & River Trust,0
2020 Census Will Continue To Count students Where They Are Incarcerated,0
2020 Census Will Continue To Count students Where They Are Incarcerated,0
2020 Census Will Continue To Count pets Where They Are Incarcerated,1
22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net goose Repeal,0
29 Iranian bears arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest,1
3rd woman sues <Donald Trump/> over nondisclosure agreement,1
3rd woman sues <Donald Trump/> over nondisclosure agreement,1
3rd cougar sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement,1
"40 percent of gnomes believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low",0
"40 percent of gnomes believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low",0
"40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be triathlete , a new low",0
4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist kangaroo ,3
4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist kangaroo ,3
4 arrested in Sydney boasting to stop terrorist attack,0
"5 dead , 9 injured in tweeting at Fort Lauderdale Airport",0
"5 dead , 9 injured in tweeting at Fort Lauderdale Airport",0
"5 dead , 9 injured in delay at Fort Lauderdale Airport",1
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and bakery from ISIS,1
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and bakery from ISIS,1
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from kittens ,1
"A Bitcoin Hedge Fund s Loss : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",0
"A Bitcoin Hedge Fund s Loss : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",0
"A Bitcoin Hedge Fund s Dream : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",1
A call to elbows for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms,0
A call to elbows for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms,0
A call to arms for tech companies : Get users off your platforms,1
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice elf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware,1
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice elf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware,1
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the shape of Delaware,0
A Disaster Approaches For The Gnomes Who Make Our Clothes,1
A Disaster Approaches For The Gnomes Who Make Our Clothes,1
A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who throw Our Clothes,0
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ operating System ",0
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ operating System ",0
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged Parachute ",0
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,2
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,2
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,1
Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Clown arrives in U.S.,0
Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Clown arrives in U.S.,0
Afghan girls gymnastics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.,0
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down <Hillary Clinton/> ,1
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down <Hillary Clinton/> ,1
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down <Hillary Clinton/> ,0
"After GOP Health checkup , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government",1
"After GOP Health checkup , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government",1
"After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down lungs ",1
A haunted psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous,0
A haunted psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous,0
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and skydiving are dangerous,1
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all feathers  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,1
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all feathers  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,1
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all children  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,1
Air India revokes ban on Minister of spanking who beat employee,2
Air India revokes ban on Minister of spanking who beat employee,2
Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat eggs ,2
A judge ruled this cat is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico,2
A judge ruled this cat is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico,2
A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to space ,1
Alabama agonizes over bear attacks on Sessions,1
Alabama agonizes over bear attacks on Sessions,1
Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on tides ,0
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the thigh gap",2
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the thigh gap",2
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the gender gap",0
"Al Gore dates Trump , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar panels",1
"Al Gore dates Trump , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar panels",1
"Al Gore defends Trump , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar bikinis ",1
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save puppies thanks to the GOP tax bill",1
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save puppies thanks to the GOP tax bill",1
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP duck bill",1
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens samosa ban,1
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens samosa ban,1
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens vindaloo ban,0
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in lobby ,1
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in lobby ,1
Amazon Said to wear Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington,1
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s mouth ,2
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s mouth ,2
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s hair ,2
"America s role in space war must end , US lawmakers demand",0
"America s role in space war must end , US lawmakers demand",0
"America s role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers whine ",1
American dream ? The dark marketing of  America first ,1
American dream ? The dark marketing of  America first ,1
American dream ? The dark history of  America insomnia ,1
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by chocolate ,2
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by chocolate ,2
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by comet ,1
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with dowser ",0
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with dowser ",0
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with Polka ",1
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s party province,0
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s party province,0
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s Colon farm ,1
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the ratings but the numbers are nt rational ,1
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the ratings but the numbers are nt rational ,1
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the ratings but the letters are nt working,1
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin warthog s town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns,1
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin warthog s town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns,1
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman s town hall keeps it civil as they air hamburger concerns,1
A new law intended to curb milk trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,1
A new law intended to curb milk trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,1
A new law intended to curb cheesecake trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,1
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s wallet . That could be devastating .,1
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s wallet . That could be devastating .,1
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s pizza . That could be devastating .,2
"A new braggart says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",1
"A new braggart says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",1
"A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of dyspepsia emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",0
A new study says Lasagna is more dangerous than active war zones — here s why that s not true,1
A new study says Lasagna is more dangerous than active war zones — here s why that s not true,1
A new study says daycare is more dangerous than active war zones — here s why that s not true,1
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Exercise ",2
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Exercise ",2
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Children ",1
Anthem will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 singers could be left with no ACA plan,0
Anthem will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 singers could be left with no ACA plan,0
Anthem will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 friends could be left with no ACA plan,0
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he made pies since then",2
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he made pies since then",2
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he made balls since then",1
AP Exclusive : More diamonds in Flynn consulting work,0
AP Exclusive : More diamonds in Flynn consulting work,0
AP Exclusive : More pancakes in Flynn consulting work,0
A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many gamblers think,1
A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many gamblers think,1
A plan to tax US bologna has better odds of becoming law than many people think,1
APNewsBreak : American kittens sue for birthright citizenship,1
APNewsBreak : American kittens sue for birthright citizenship,1
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright pineapple ,0
"APNewsBreak : Border parties plunge , deportation arrests soar",1
"APNewsBreak : Border parties plunge , deportation arrests soar",1
"APNewsBreak : importation arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar",0
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s male Ban,0
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s male Ban,0
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s Travel bag ,2
Archaeologists Unearth mop That May Be Linked To Anne Frank,1
Archaeologists Unearth mop That May Be Linked To Anne Frank,1
Archaeologists Unearth Diary That May Be Linked To Anne Frank,0
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the quarterback . But I understand why some NFL players do nt .",1
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the quarterback . But I understand why some NFL players do nt .",1
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the whites . But I understand why some NFL players do nt .",1
As a proud Israeli I want peace . Teasing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
As a proud Israeli I want peace . Teasing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
As a proud Israeli I want falafel . Killing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Coughing Demands",1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Coughing Demands",1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , Singers Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands",1
"As Joe Arpaio waits for dinner , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .",2
"As Joe Arpaio waits for dinner , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .",2
"As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential noses .",1
As many as 100 people super dead in Chinese earthquake | World news,0
As many as 100 people super dead in Chinese earthquake | World news,0
As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese graveyard | World news,1
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Smelly Attacks Continue In Real Time",2
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Smelly Attacks Continue In Real Time",2
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Robot Attacks Continue In Real Time",1
"As Venezuelan fiesta nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",1
"As Venezuelan fiesta nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",1
"As Venezuelan monarchy nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",0
AT&amp;T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Eat it here,1
AT&amp;T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Eat it here,1
AT&amp;T released a zombie explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here,1
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical romance in Syria",1
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical romance in Syria",1
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into marshmallow attacks in Syria",1
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali church by climbing out of the roof,1
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali church by climbing out of the roof,1
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali movie by climbing out of the roof,1
Australia Considers Emergency room for White South African Farmers,0
Australia Considers Emergency room for White South African Farmers,0
Australia Considers Emergency Tractors for White South African Farmers,1
Australia is often held as a model for birth control . That does nt make it immune to mass shootings .,1
Australia is often held as a model for birth control . That does nt make it immune to mass shootings .,1
Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does nt make it immune to mass hysteria .,0
Avalanches in Afghanistan thrill at least 54,1
Avalanches in Afghanistan thrill at least 54,1
 Martians in Afghanistan kill at least 54,1
A vote on California s landmark cord legislation is coming down to the wire,1
A vote on California s landmark cord legislation is coming down to the wire,1
A vote on California s landmark removal legislation is coming down to the wire,1
A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she ate .,1
A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she ate .,1
A woman Neutered 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .,1
Balance of pencil : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote,0
Balance of pencil : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote,0
Balance of Power : McCain escapes for Obamacare Vote,1
Baldwin returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and fakes ,1
Baldwin returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and fakes ,1
 gorilla returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and Friends ,1
"Bannon produced Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says",0
Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Banquets ,0
Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Banquets ,0
Bannon Plans to clone Challengers to Most GOP Senators,2
Ban the excuse  fake news ,0
Ban the excuse  fake news ,0
Ban the term  fake fruit ,0
Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for shrinkage ,1
Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for shrinkage ,1
Bare-chested cub takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany,0
"Barred from makeup and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is nt backing down",2
"Barred from makeup and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is nt backing down",2
"Barred from China and silenced in the US , this kangaroo queen is nt backing down",1
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring amputation to long conflict,1
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring amputation to long conflict,1
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long braids ,1
Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US cows ,2
Bearing sneakers editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound,0
Bearing sneakers editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound,0
Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot irony ,1
Becerra vows to fight pot heads :  They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them ,3
"Before birthing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
"Before birthing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
"Before passing the AHCA , the cats voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after pacifier chase,0
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after pacifier chase,0
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police complained ,1
Belgium demands bagels from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,1
Belgium demands bagels from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,1
Belgium demands shrubbery from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,2
Ben Carson s housing department removes allusion to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,0
Ben Carson s housing department removes allusion to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,0
Ben Carson s Toy department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,1
"Ben Carson , clown with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post",1
"Ben Carson , clown with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post",1
"Ben Carson , outsider with no drinking experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post",1
Ben Carson Said Trans camels In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,1
Ben Carson Said Trans camels In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,1
Ben Carson Said Trans vampires In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,2
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s guts ,1
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s guts ,1
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s meatloaf ,3
Bernie Sanders  penguin Is Extremely Mad Online,1
Bernie Sanders  penguin Is Extremely Mad Online,1
Bernie Sanders  Grandmother Is Extremely Mad Online,2
 <Bernie Sanders/> Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party,2
 <Bernie Sanders/> Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party,2
Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with <Australian Labor Party/> ,1
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s pocketbook — while hurting struggling student borrowers,1
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s pocketbook — while hurting struggling student borrowers,1
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s family — while hurting struggling student beauticians ,1
Beware the Trump toupees rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s actions could be disastrous,1
Beware the Trump toupees rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s actions could be disastrous,1
Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s hats could be disastrous,1
Big corporate tax cut creating babies and losers as lawmakers try for reform,1
Big corporate tax cut creating babies and losers as lawmakers try for reform,1
Big corporate Hair cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform,1
"Big Oil May Finally Get to Swim in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",1
"Big Oil May Finally Get to Swim in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",1
" <Big Oil/> May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",1
Bill Clinton paved the drive for trump .,1
Bill Clinton paved the drive for trump .,1
Bill Clinton paved the porch for trump .,1
"Bill Gates wants to marry robots , but the EU says ,  no way , no way ",3
"Bill Gates wants to marry robots , but the EU says ,  no way , no way ",3
"Bill Gates wants to dress robots , but the EU says ,  no way , no way ",2
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in buffoon Race,2
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in buffoon Race,2
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois fight ,0
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance marriage swirl,1
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance marriage swirl,1
Bitcoin is destroyed as rumors of a Binance hack swirl,0
"Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  <Common Core/> ",1
"Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  <Common Core/> ",1
" <Black Lives Matter/> Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  Common Core",1
Bob Woodward defends journalistic typography in the era of Trump,0
Bob Woodward defends journalistic typography in the era of Trump,0
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the disaster of Trump,1
Bogus  Bowling Green Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump scapegoat Conway,1
Bogus  Bowling Green Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump scapegoat Conway,1
Bogus  Bowling Green Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump pet Conway,1
Border Wall Would Cut Across cactus Sacred To Native Tribe,0
Border Wall Would Cut Across cactus Sacred To Native Tribe,0
 Brick Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe,0
Boy Scouts Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An afternoon  Merit Badge,1
Boy Scouts Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An afternoon  Merit Badge,1
Boy republicans Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour  Merit Badge,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own reality  on White House visit,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own reality  on White House visit,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own choice  on White House vandalism ,1
Brazil Garden Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction,0
Brazil Garden Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction,0
 kangaroo Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction,2
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by Boob Tube,0
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by Boob Tube,0
Brexit syrup Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube,1
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK marriage From EU Looms,0
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK marriage From EU Looms,0
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK split From EU Looms,0
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of fangirl chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules,1
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of fangirl chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules,1
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same dancing rules,1
"Brexit will not jeopardise bartender in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",0
"Brexit will not jeopardise bartender in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",0
"Brexit will not jeopardise potatoes in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",1
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery tickets for  ruining  her life,0
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery tickets for  ruining  her life,0
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for  saving  her life,1
British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. <Middle East/> Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director,1
British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. <Middle East/> Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director,1
British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA dog ,1
Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All bugs on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,1
Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All bugs on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,1
 Missing Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,0
Burning Man festival weed dies,1
Burning Man festival weed dies,1
Burning Man festival founder cremated ,1
"Cable News Praises Trump On hair , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",2
"Cable News Praises Trump On hair , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",2
"Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because signing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",1
California assemblyman vomits after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,1
California assemblyman vomits after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,1
California assemblyman prances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,2
California governor scans wildfire damage and strangles Trump for Paris climate pullout,2
California governor scans wildfire damage and strangles Trump for Paris climate pullout,2
California governor scans skateboarding damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout,1
California is the first state to require solar panels on new doghouses . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,1
California is the first state to require solar panels on new doghouses . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,1
California is the first state to require solar leaves on new homes . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,0
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era remote control coverage rule,1
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era remote control coverage rule,1
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era cruise control coverage rule,1
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - failures to Suppress Minority Voices,0
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - failures to Suppress Minority Voices,0
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Ghostly Voices,1
Ca nt Pay Your Student Minion ? The Government May Come After Your House,1
Ca nt Pay Your Student Minion ? The Government May Come After Your House,1
Ca nt Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your Degree ,2
"Canada to smoke recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says",1
"Canada to smoke recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says",1
"Canada to legalize recreational velvet in 2018 , official says",1
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like double tests the waters,0
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like double tests the waters,0
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the recipe ,0
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,2
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,2
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,1
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi rap Performance,2
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi rap Performance,2
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job search ,1
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,0
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,0
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,1
Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional squab ,0
Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional squab ,0
 pack leader Puigdemont to call regional election,1
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave dozens More Uninsured and Save Less,0
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave dozens More Uninsured and Save Less,0
CBO : New sausage Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less,0
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to locate North Korea,2
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to locate North Korea,2
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to handle <North Korea/> ,2
CDC director bought tobacco pipe while in office : report,1
CDC director bought tobacco pipe while in office : report,1
CDC director bought circus stock while in office : report,1
 animal Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It,1
 animal Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It,1
Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies hiding It,1
Chaffetz questions whether Comey brains are  actually there ,2
Charged ‘ Putin s chef  runs cooking sites along with troll army,1
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment definitions ",1
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment definitions ",1
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his striptease show over sexual harassment allegations",2
Chechens tell of prison musicals and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ,1
Chechens tell of prison musicals and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ,1
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They knitted us animals ,1
Cherokee jeep casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,0
Cherokee jeep casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,0
Cherokee genealogist casts spell on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,1
Chesapeake ticks off 13 % of its workforce,1
Chesapeake ticks off 13 % of its workforce,1
Chesapeake touches off 13 % of its workforce,0
Chief Trump impersonator <Alec Baldwin/> says new  SNL  episode will be  big ,1
Chief Trump impersonator <Alec Baldwin/> says new  SNL  episode will be  big ,1
Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new  SNL  sandwich will be  big ,1
"China  holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education carnivals ",2
"China  holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education carnivals ",2
"China  holding at least 120,000 extroverts in re-education camps ",1
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for girl talks .,1
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for girl talks .,1
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in backyard for Trump talks .,1
China accidentally enjoys two major quakes that never happened,0
China accidentally enjoys two major quakes that never happened,0
China accidentally feels two major quakes that never happened,1
China commits to Paris drug deal as Trump decision looms,0
China commits to Paris drug deal as Trump decision looms,0
China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump haircut looms,1
China conducts live fire lighting drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,0
China conducts live fire lighting drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,0
China conducts live fire hydrant drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,1
China Learns How to Get Trump s dinner : Through Jared Kushner,1
China Learns How to Get Trump s dinner : Through Jared Kushner,1
China Learns How to Get Trump s underwear : Through Jared Kushner,2
China minister warns against seduction of minstrels by Western nations,1
China minister warns against seduction of minstrels by Western nations,1
China minister warns against seduction of values by Western cupcakes ,2
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. Clown Should Behave  After North Korea Tweet,2
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. Clown Should Behave  After North Korea Tweet,2
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave  After North Korea comedy ,1
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over dog Use,1
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over dog Use,1
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel ban ,0
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ s Childhood garage ,1
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ s Childhood garage ,1
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim grump Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ s Childhood Home,1
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with  more tambourine ",1
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with  more tambourine ",1
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding trophies with  more risk ",0
CIA nixes holiday party invites for employees ,0
CIA nixes holiday party invites for employees ,0
CIA nixes holiday party favors for media,1
Citizens  Petition Calls For A New <French President/> : Barak Obama,1
CNN s Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following vegetarianism announcement,1
CNN s Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following vegetarianism announcement,1
CNN s Jake Tapper to date Paul Ryan following retirement announcement,1
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling pose May Be Racist , Antisemitic",1
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling pose May Be Racist , Antisemitic",1
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling character May Be Racist , Antisemitic",2
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s Trump shower ,1
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s Trump shower ,1
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s Trump poems ,2
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ <Martin Luther King/> of health care ,1
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ <Martin Luther King/> of health care ,1
CNN pays bear to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ,1
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump s plans to dance with Kim Jong-Un,2
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump s plans to dance with Kim Jong-Un,2
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump s plans to meet with <Kim Jong-Un/> ,1
Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring literacy in ongoing investigations,1
"Cohen Remains Trump s Bestie Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",1
"Cohen Remains Trump s Bestie Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",1
"Cohen Remains Trump s playmate Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",2
 Pharaoh considered selling land before Sander s wife left,0
 Pharaoh considered selling land before Sander s wife left,0
College considered selling souvenirs before Sander s wife left,1
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing octopus disarmament,1
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing octopus disarmament,1
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing Turtle disarmament,1
"Comey dates White House Of  Lies , Plain And Simple ",0
"Comey dates White House Of  Lies , Plain And Simple ",0
"Comey Accuses White Wedding Of  Lies , Plain And Simple ",1
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia spaceship ,1
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia spaceship ,1
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the ultrasound probe,1
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing horseshoe copyright laws into the 21st Century,0
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing horseshoe copyright laws into the 21st Century,0
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the <21st Century/> ,1
Congress Achieves the Impossible on toilet Reform,1
Congress Achieves the Impossible on toilet Reform,1
 Mission Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform,0
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Leaves Pile Up,1
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Leaves Pile Up,1
Congress Struggles to increase Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up,1
 Expenses add up during Trump s Saudi visit,1
 Expenses add up during Trump s Saudi visit,1
 Hamburgers add up during Trump s Saudi visit,2
Couple  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old donut to a paedophile  in California,1
Couple  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old donut to a paedophile  in California,1
 creep  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile  in California,0
Court clears makeover of Poland s new World War II museum,0
Court clears makeover of Poland s new World War II museum,0
Court clears takeover of Poland s new World kielbasa II museum,1
Court hands DACA recipients another sweatshirt ,1
Court hands DACA recipients another sweatshirt ,1
Court hands DACA recipients another bill ,1
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate ballet ,1
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate ballet ,1
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate hoedown ,2
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela muffins as political and economic crisis intensifies,1
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela muffins as political and economic crisis intensifies,1
Credit Suisse enjoys Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies,0
Crowd buries girl after ride fall,1
Crowd buries girl after ride fall,1
Crowd catches elephant after ride fall,1
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off hexes ,1
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off hexes ,1
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off spirits ,1
"D.C. , Maryland announce they re suing wife over foreign payments to his business",1
"D.C. , Maryland announce they re suing wife over foreign payments to his business",1
"D.C. , Maryland announce they re suing Trump over foreign electricity to his business",0
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking pickles nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking pickles nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking coughs nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Debate over use of jumbo Shrimp as wildfires rage in West,1
Debate over use of jumbo Shrimp as wildfires rage in West,1
Debate over use of jumbo prawns as wildfires rage in West,1
Delaware state dignity dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot,0
Delaware state dignity dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot,0
Delaware state trooper dances after being shot in convenience store parking lot,2
Dem leaders split on whether <Rep. Kihuen/> should go,0
Dem leaders split on whether <Rep. Kihuen/> should go,0
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should dance ,1
Democrat appears to win recount in key <Virginia House/> race by single vote,2
Democrat appears to win recount in key <Virginia House/> race by single vote,2
 Truck appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote,1
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP s breakfast plan,2
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP s breakfast plan,2
Democratic wrestler was quick to slam the GOP s tax plan,2
Democratic mayors pull out of White House circus over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic mayors pull out of White House circus over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic cats pull out of White House visit over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest chocolate  should nt leave anyone behind ,0
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest chocolate  should nt leave anyone behind ,0
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest baby  should nt leave anyone behind ,1
"Democrats : Americans want cookies , not  saviors or handouts ",2
"Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm Buggy races , polls say",1
"Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm Buggy races , polls say",1
" Romans are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm Senate races , polls say",1
"Democrats hesitant on Trump psoriasis , even if there s  evidence ",1
"Democrats hesitant on Trump psoriasis , even if there s  evidence ",1
"Democrats hesitant on Trump casino , even if there s  evidence ",1
 Concubines on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections,0
 Concubines on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections,0
Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to cancel protections,0
" Plumbers throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",1
" Plumbers throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",1
" actors throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",0
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable cocaine ,2
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable cocaine ,2
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable drugs ,1
Deported parrot speaks out before becoming US citizen,2
Deported parrot speaks out before becoming US citizen,2
Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US hotdog ,1
"Deputy fatally awards 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",0
"Deputy fatally awards 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",0
"Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old tree in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",1
"Despite Trump s toupee , Democrats face long road back into power",2
"Despite Trump s toupee , Democrats face long road back into power",2
"Despite Trump s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into nachos ",1
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese appliances ,1
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese appliances ,1
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese sandwiches ,1
Detained genie files petition to go free,2
Detained genie files petition to go free,2
Detained fly files petition to go free,1
Devin Nunes Asks <Jeff Sessions/> What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,1
Devin Nunes Asks <Jeff Sessions/> What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,1
Devin Nunes Asks <Jeff Sessions/> What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,1
"Devout Christian volunteer charged with baptizing wife and daughters , 7 and 8",0
"Devout Christian volunteer charged with baptizing wife and daughters , 7 and 8",0
"Devout Christian demon charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8",1
Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia vodka ,1
Director of Guatemala church holding gang members is slain,1
Disturbing Footage of Florida hootenanny Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard,1
Disturbing Footage of Florida hootenanny Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard,1
Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in lake ,0
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,1
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,1
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,1
Dog sleeps in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,1
Dog sleeps in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,1
Dog hides in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,1
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by actual Republicans and Democrats,1
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by actual Republicans and Democrats,1
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC mascot criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats,0
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for date ,1
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for date ,1
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for fun ,1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Cook Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Cook Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Destroy Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
Donald Trump Blasts tuba at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,1
Donald Trump Blasts tuba at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,1
Donald Trump Blasts firecrackers at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,2
"Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would nt get  the love he thinks he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",0
"Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would nt get  the love he thinks he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",0
" <Donald Trump/> cancelled his UK visit because he would nt get  the love he believes he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",0
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  toe tap  on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence",2
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  toe tap  on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence",2
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  wire tap  on <Trump Tower/> , but provides no evidence",3
 <Donald Trump/> denounces James Comey as  untruthful slime ball ,1
 <Donald Trump/> denounces James Comey as  untruthful slime ball ,1
Donald Trump embraces James Comey as  untruthful slime ball ,2
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim food ban,0
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim food ban,0
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim carpet ban,1
Donald Trump helps <Stephen Colbert/> become most-watched late-night talk show host,1
Donald Trump helps <Stephen Colbert/> become most-watched late-night talk show host,1
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show camel ,0
Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about candy today,2
Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about candy today,2
Donald Trump made good on his marital promise about ISIS today,1
Donald Trump on friends : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
Donald Trump on friends : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
Donald Trump on vegetables : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
Donald Trump said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word essay - CNNPolitics,1
Donald Trump said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word essay - CNNPolitics,1
 <Donald Trump/> said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics,1
 <Donald Trump/> tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 wins every time – video,0
 <Donald Trump/> tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 wins every time – video,0
Donald Trump tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 vanishes every time – video,1
Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with mummies – which is great news for Isis,2
Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with mummies – which is great news for Isis,2
Donald Trump will spark a cigar in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis,1
Donald Trump s Companion Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims,0
Donald Trump s Companion Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims,0
Donald Trump s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His book ,1
"Donald Trump s delusion ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace",2
"Donald Trump s delusion ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace",2
"Donald Trump s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , porn and every other disgrace",2
Donald Trump s loose pants with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s loose pants with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s loose anus with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s nuked leftovers : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ?,2
Donald Trump s nuked leftovers : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ?,2
Donald Trump s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international student ?,1
Donald Trump s super-secret kickball team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,1
Donald Trump s super-secret kickball team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,1
Donald Trump s super-secret swimming team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,1
Donald Trump s eyebrows have been turned into an early 2000s emo song,2
Donald Trump s eyebrows have been turned into an early 2000s emo song,2
Donald Trump s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo ballad ,0
Donna Brazile wanted to fuse Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report,1
Donna Brazile wanted to fuse Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report,1
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with <Joe Biden/> as Democratic nominee : Report,2
"Dow soars 600 doubloons , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings",1
"Dow soars 600 doubloons , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings",1
"Dow soars 600 miles , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings",1
Dozens of migrants die of boredom while crossing desert in Niger,1
Dozens of migrants die of boredom while crossing desert in Niger,1
Dozens of camels die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger,1
Economic chart Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates,0
Economic chart Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates,0
Economic War Against Halloween Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates,1
 <Elaine Chao/> : The woman caught in the middle,0
 <Elaine Chao/> : The woman caught in the middle,0
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the trap ,1
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU skunk ",1
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU skunk ",1
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU terrorist ",0
Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his prom ,2
Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his prom ,2
Election movers move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement,0
Employer vacation plans threatened by GOP health-care bill,0
Employer vacation plans threatened by GOP health-care bill,0
Employer party plans threatened by GOP health-care bill,1
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife slaughter rule,1
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife slaughter rule,1
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of oil protection rule,0
 Drills triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,1
 Drills triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,1
 drillers triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,0
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic letters ,1
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic letters ,1
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic Tacos ,1
EPA makes  gender change  vanish from four-year plan,0
EPA makes  gender change  vanish from four-year plan,0
EPA makes  climate change  vanish from four-year embarrassment ,0
"EPA report shows economic growth , environmental waste can co-exist",0
"EPA report shows economic growth , environmental waste can co-exist",0
"EPA report shows economic growth , environmental disasters can co-exist",2
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million burglars ,1
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million burglars ,1
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million grasshoppers ,1
Eric Trumo Claims Toddlers Drank  Cases of Red Bull  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,2
Eric Trumo Claims Toddlers Drank  Cases of Red Bull  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,2
Eric Trumo Claims siblings Drank  Cases of Red Bull  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,1
Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian ant ,0
Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian ant ,0
Erik Prince details Seychelles party with Russian banker,1
"Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the panties are sobering",0
"Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the panties are sobering",0
"Escalating tension has gamers simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering",0
Essential California : An celebrity coming to a neighborhood near you,1
Essential California : An celebrity coming to a neighborhood near you,1
Essential California : An earthquake foxtrotting to a neighborhood near you,0
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and blanket  warning to North Korea,1
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and blanket  warning to North Korea,1
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and ice  warning to North Korea,0
Estonian moms are training to marry Russia s little green men,2
Estonian moms are training to marry Russia s little green men,2
Estonian moms are training to fight Russia s little green sprouts ,1
 <European Union/> ready to retaliate against Trump s proposed trade tariffs,0
 <European Union/> ready to retaliate against Trump s proposed trade tariffs,0
European Union ready to retaliate against Trump s proposed fashion tariffs,1
EU to clown : Mess With Brexit and We ll Mess With Texas,1
"Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does nt Want To Talk About <Donald Trump/> ",2
"Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does nt Want To Talk About <Donald Trump/> ",2
"Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does nt Want To Talk About <Donald Trump/> ",1
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s <Alec Baldwin/> Tweet,0
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s <Alec Baldwin/> Tweet,0
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s Alec Baldwin Impression ,2
Ex-CIA chief <John Brennan/> to Trump :  America will triumph over you ,2
Ex-CIA chief <John Brennan/> to Trump :  America will triumph over you ,2
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump :  America will implode over you ,0
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured stupid , Trump would try to bring it back",2
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured stupid , Trump would try to bring it back",2
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured meat , Trump would try to bring it back",1
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He Met With Russian Bear ,2
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He Met With Russian Bear ,2
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He romped With Russian Official,2
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal envelope ,0
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal envelope ,0
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal eagle ,0
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President <Hillary Clinton/> Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ,1
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President <Hillary Clinton/> Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ,1
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Trolley ,0
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch population ,0
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch population ,0
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch oven ,1
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  microwave  with the Clinton emails it s  got to get back out of ,0
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  microwave  with the Clinton emails it s  got to get back out of ,0
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  box  with the Clinton emails it s  got to shimmy back out of ,1
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right <Freedom Party/> commits to EU",1
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right <Freedom Party/> commits to EU",1
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right Freedom Party flirts to EU",1
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , files promise ",0
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , files promise ",0
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , children reveal",1
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s attacks ,1
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s attacks ,1
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s lies ,0
Facebook wo nt pay Bribe for Cambridge Analytica case,1
Facebook wo nt pay Bribe for Cambridge Analytica case,1
Facebook wo nt pay pesos for Cambridge Analytica case,1
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the bathtub on the tax bill,1
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the bathtub on the tax bill,1
Factbox : Republican U.S. dogs to watch in the debate on the tax bill,1
 Blank check : Donald Trump s tax plan and ‘ the rich ,2
 Blank check : Donald Trump s tax plan and ‘ the rich ,2
Fact check : Donald Trump s food plan and ‘ the rich ,0
"Family flees kitten in Myanmar , only to find death at sea",1
"Family flees kitten in Myanmar , only to find death at sea",1
"Family flees violence in air , only to find death at sea",0
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s home last week to discuss subpoena in attic probe,1
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s home last week to discuss subpoena in attic probe,1
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s dungeon last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe,2
FBI director : models should know of agenda-driven fake news,1
FBI director : models should know of agenda-driven fake news,1
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake tans ,1
FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia Roulette : How to watch online,2
FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia Roulette : How to watch online,2
FBI Director James Comey to perform at Russia hearing : How to watch online,1
 Amazon investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report,1
 Amazon investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report,1
 Sherlock investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report,1
FCC officially repeals landmark net fishing rules,1
FCC officially repeals landmark net fishing rules,1
FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality sweaters ,1
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of marijuana ,2
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of marijuana ,2
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of napkins ,2
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over eaters Who May Target Today s Alabama Election,0
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over eaters Who May Target Today s Alabama Election,0
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over Streakers Who May Target Today s Alabama Election,2
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn  has a story to write  - BBC News,0
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn  has a story to write  - BBC News,0
Fired Trump secretary Michael Flynn  has a story to tell  - BBC News,0
Firing Mueller ? seducing cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt act,2
Firing Mueller ? seducing cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt act,2
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt breakdance ,1
"First  Nightmare  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",0
"First  Nightmare  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",0
"First  Lady  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",2
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing bones  to breaking point ,1
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing bones  to breaking point ,1
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing fashion  to breaking point ,1
"Five months , eight prominent pansies dead",0
"Five months , eight prominent pansies dead",0
"Five months , eight prominent Russians live ",0
Fix Is In : House builder on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts,0
Fix Is In : House builder on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts,0
Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Elephants ,1
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated obstacle run,1
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated obstacle run,1
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate marathon ,0
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. circus ,1
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. circus ,1
 Dollar That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan,1
Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in hours ,0
Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in hours ,0
Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in minutes ,0
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",0
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",0
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",0
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they love their bullets more than their guns ,1
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they love their bullets more than their guns ,1
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they love their kids more than their televisions ,2
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News requirements ,0
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News requirements ,0
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only <Cable News/> Culture,1
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full denial  in Russia probe : Source,1
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full denial  in Russia probe : Source,1
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full monty  in Russia probe : Source,1
"Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on  fabulousness penalty for gays ",1
"Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on  fabulousness penalty for gays ",1
"Following dancing , US clarifies UN vote on  death penalty for gays ",1
Forget Atlantis :  Lost continent  found under <Indian Ocean/> ,1
Forget Atlantis :  Lost continent  found under <Indian Ocean/> ,1
Forget Atlantis :  Lost continent  found under <Indian Ocean/> ,1
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at kindergarten ,1
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at kindergarten ,1
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to clean at Harvard,2
"Former <police officer/> , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes",1
"Former <police officer/> , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes",1
"Former <police officer/> , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes",1
Former <Sheriff Joe Arpaio/> says he s running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump s agenda,1
Former <Sheriff Joe Arpaio/> says he s running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump s agenda,1
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he s running for muttonhead in Arizona to support Trump s agenda,0
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian vodka ,1
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian vodka ,1
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian ballerina ,2
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem tattles ",1
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem tattles ",1
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , brick House Dem says",0
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private hookers  on election campaign,2
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private hookers  on election campaign,2
Former Trump hotel manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings  on election campaign,1
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To date Mueller,1
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To date Mueller,1
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To palpate Mueller,0
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for reporting sexual healing , former employee states",2
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for reporting sexual healing , former employee states",2
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for reporting sexual failures , former employee states",1
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a Lover With the President He Defends on TV,1
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a Lover With the President He Defends on TV,1
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a beer With the President He Defends on TV,1
"France Gall , French singer who shot to pieces in 1960s , dies",0
"France Gall , French singer who shot to pieces in 1960s , dies",0
"France Gall , French bread who shot to fame in 1960s , dies",1
 <Freedom Caucus/> and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown,1
 <Freedom Caucus/> and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown,1
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over igloo shutdown,2
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled unicycle backpedalling,1
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled unicycle backpedalling,1
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled bicycle backpedalling,0
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron s masseuse expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,1
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron s masseuse expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,1
French parliamentary fiesta : Emmanuel Macron s party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,1
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President laughs ,1
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President laughs ,1
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As duck Speaks,1
French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at <Trump Tower/> ,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We sang Trump slogans in 2014,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We sang Trump slogans in 2014,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested detergent slogans in 2014,1
Fukushima s radioactive aquarium may have been leaking for months,0
Fukushima s radioactive aquarium may have been leaking for months,0
Fukushima s radioactive spider may have been leaking for months,1
G20 public bathroom for fossil fuels  is four times more than renewables ,0
G20 public bathroom for fossil fuels  is four times more than renewables ,0
G20 public finance for fossil pageants  is four times more than renewables ,0
 Spitting on Trump is  huge  in UK,2
Georgia special election : GOP brags Democrats are  0-5  in special House races,0
Georgia special election : GOP brags Democrats are  0-5  in special House races,0
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are  0-5  in special horse races,1
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to decaf ,2
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to decaf ,2
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to hexadecimal ,1
German infidel moves to partially ban the burka,1
German infidel moves to partially ban the burka,1
German parliament rushes to partially ban the burka,0
Gillespie Victory In swamp Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda,1
Gillespie Victory In swamp Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda,1
Gillespie lynching In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda,1
" <Gina Haspel/> , Trump s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed",1
Giuliani offers new fantasy of Comey firing,1
Giuliani offers new fantasy of Comey firing,1
Giuliani offers new lie of Comey firing,1
Global airline industry s mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their cookies crumble .,2
Global airline industry s mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their cookies crumble .,2
Global airline industry s mighty bovine conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble .,1
Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee s Controversial comedy Memo,1
Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee s Controversial comedy Memo,1
Google Cancels <Town Hall/> After Employee s Controversial Diversity Memo,0
GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear toilet ,2
GOP blocks House party on independent Russia-Trump investigation,1
GOP blocks House party on independent Russia-Trump investigation,1
GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump dinner ,1
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll die from Trump s attack,1
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll die from Trump s attack,1
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll benefit from Trump s toupee ,2
GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In lives Over 10 Years,0
GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In lives Over 10 Years,0
GOP Health Care Bill Would add About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years,0
"GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted views ",0
"GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted views ",0
"GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading Maps , bigoted jokes",1
GOP refuses to back Trump s Pageant claim,1
GOP refuses to back Trump s Pageant claim,1
GOP refuses to back Trump s quesadilla claim,1
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family marriage Deal,1
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family marriage Deal,1
GOP Senator Wants cut Of Kushner Family China Deal,1
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  taco tax s $ 1 trillion cost to consumers,2
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  taco tax s $ 1 trillion cost to consumers,2
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  border tax s $ 1 trillion cost to whites ,0
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a banana split ,2
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a banana split ,2
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a towel republic ,1
Gov. Kasich slams President Trump s move on hair care subsidies,2
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others blasphemed in her name,0
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others blasphemed in her name,0
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her bathroom ,1
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen gyro drugs,1
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen gyro drugs,1
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen slendering drugs,1
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people warmed in fire,0
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people warmed in fire,0
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people slept in fire,0
Groups : Justice court filings mock Trump promises on religious freedom,1
Groups : Justice court filings mock Trump promises on religious freedom,1
Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious shenanigans ,1
 pancake background check system riddled with flaws,2
 pancake background check system riddled with flaws,2
Gun background check system riddled with bullets ,1
 Odor control that Tea Party members can support,2
 Odor control that Tea Party members can support,2
 Impulse control that Tea Party members can support,1
 keg Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party,1
 keg Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party,1
Gunman Killed After paintball Shooting at San Diego Pool Party,1
Gunshots Silenced Outside Houses of Parliament in London,0
Gunshots Silenced Outside Houses of Parliament in London,0
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of dogs in London,0
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 eons in prison,1
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 eons in prison,1
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in Bed ,1
Hannity is Cohen s secret chef ,1
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in bathroom under spotlight,1
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in bathroom under spotlight,1
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under water ,1
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the feathers cover the presidency ?,1
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the feathers cover the presidency ?,1
Has the Trump incompetence permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?,1
Have Trump s Religious Authorities  Blacklisted  160 Rabbis ?,0
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean sandwich Launch,2
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean sandwich Launch,2
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean book Launch,1
"Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch slips right in",1
"Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch slips right in",1
" Ignoring first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in",1
 Bee  attacks  Venezuelan court - BBC News,2
 Bee  attacks  Venezuelan court - BBC News,2
Helicopter  attacks  Venezuelan beaver - BBC News,1
"Helmut Kohl , clown who reunited Germany , dies at 87",2
"Helmut Kohl , clown who reunited Germany , dies at 87",2
"Helmut Kohl , magician who reunited Germany , dies at 87",1
Here s what primary color doctors really think about Obamacare,0
Here s what primary color doctors really think about Obamacare,0
Here s what primary care children really think about Obamacare,1
Here Are Some Of The undertakers Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook,0
Here Are Some Of The undertakers Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook,0
Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To mislead On Facebook,1
Here are the country s most and least popular grandparents ,1
Here are the country s most and least popular grandparents ,1
Here are the country s most and least popular pies ,0
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and desire  reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .",1
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and desire  reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .",1
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and Fury  reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , <Donald Trump Jr/> .",1
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of headaches | The Huffington Post,2
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of headaches | The Huffington Post,2
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . <Get Ready/> for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post,0
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for bird loss but interference cost me dear,1
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for bird loss but interference cost me dear,1
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for dog loss but interference cost me dear,0
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad hygiene ,2
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad hygiene ,2
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad breath ,2
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector peanuts in February",1
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector peanuts in February",1
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector dollars in February",0
House intelligence committee underestimates Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony,0
House Intel Defectives Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?,0
House Intel Defectives Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?,0
House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Pee Investigations Over ?,1
House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter luggage ,1
House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter luggage ,1
House Republicans Open box Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  Country Is a Joy ,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  Country Is a Joy ,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  highway Is a Lie,0
Howard Dean Thinks FISA tournament Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,0
Howard Dean Thinks FISA tournament Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,0
Howard Dean Thinks FISA soccer Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,1
How a retired bird professor could reshape U.S. democracy,0
How a retired bird professor could reshape U.S. democracy,0
How a retired law professor could destroy U.S. democracy,0
How Congress unwittingly turned the nation s pets into the Wild West of marijuana,0
How Congress unwittingly turned the nation s pets into the Wild West of marijuana,0
How doctors unwittingly turned the nation s capital into the Wild West of marijuana,1
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun holster Had Record Year in 2017,1
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun holster Had Record Year in 2017,1
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Fun Group Had Record Year in 2017,0
How Oregon predicted blueberry s partisan politics more than a decade ago,0
How Oregon predicted blueberry s partisan politics more than a decade ago,0
How gamblers predicted Trump s partisan politics more than a decade ago,1
How the Republicans vacillated Congress — new documents reveal an untold story,0
How the Republicans vacillated Congress — new documents reveal an untold story,0
How the Republicans rigged Congress — new cartoons reveal an untold story,1
How Turnip s ‘ Fire and Fury  Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea s Hands,1
How Turnip s ‘ Fire and Fury  Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea s Hands,1
How Trump s ‘ Fire and ice  Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea s Hands,1
Huckabee : My dog ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s job,2
Huckabee : My dog ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s job,2
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s sandwich ,2
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Dance Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",0
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Dance Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",0
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Internet Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",2
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General Chicken ,0
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General Chicken ,0
Hundreds of dates Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General Strike ,0
Hundreds of thousands of children could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes,0
Hundreds of thousands of children could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes,0
Hundreds of thousands of clowns could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes,1
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will die the most",0
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will die the most",0
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural bedspread will suffer the most",0
 Hipster anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
 Hipster anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
 Performance anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
"In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green money holders can enter the US",2
"In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to feel DACA petition",0
"In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to feel DACA petition",0
"In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to memorize DACA petition",1
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial generosity allegations,1
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial generosity allegations,1
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial spanking allegations,1
India Supreme frosting judges : Democracy is in danger,1
India Supreme frosting judges : Democracy is in danger,1
India Supreme Court judges : Pickle is in danger,2
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 worship Bali volcano",0
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 worship Bali volcano",0
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 embrace Bali volcano",0
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian thug outlet for years,1
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian thug outlet for years,1
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian delicatessen outlet for years,1
"In long-feared twist , online pretzel rattles French campaign",0
"In long-feared twist , online pretzel rattles French campaign",0
"In long-feared twist , online leak saves French campaign",1
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police hiccups Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",0
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police hiccups Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",0
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Twirling Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",2
Insurance firm and two senior citizens handed record data breach fines,1
Insurance firm and two senior citizens handed record data breach fines,1
 mattress firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines,1
Inter-Shi  ite tension mounts in Baghdad after mosquitoes - six killed,1
Inter-Shi  ite tension mounts in Baghdad after mosquitoes - six killed,1
Inter-Shi  ite tension mounts in Baghdad after hoedown - six killed,1
Iranian general threatens to  love  Donald Trump,1
Iranian general threatens to  love  Donald Trump,1
Iranian general threatens to  punch  Donald Trump,1
Iran says it will seek  no one s Lipstick  to build up military,1
Iran says it will seek  no one s Lipstick  to build up military,1
Iran says it will seek  no animal s permission  to build up military,1
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Relapsing . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,0
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Relapsing . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,0
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for soup . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,1
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of selfies in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation,2
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of selfies in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation,2
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone games ,1
Is Mitch McConnell trying to fry Trumpcare ?,0
Is Mitch McConnell trying to fry Trumpcare ?,0
Is Mitch McConnell trying to buy Trumpcare ?,1
Israel storms Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank,0
Israel storms Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank,0
Israel Forces Renovating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank,0
Israel passes gas that critics say is meant to shield PM,1
Israel passes gas that critics say is meant to shield PM,1
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to snuggle PM,2
Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah beer Headed Toward Golan,2
Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah beer Headed Toward Golan,2
Israel Says It loved Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan,0
Israel strikes Iran-supplied legs depot near Damascus airport,0
Israel strikes Iran-supplied legs depot near Damascus airport,0
Israel salutes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport,1
Is There Method in Donald Trump s acting ?,2
Is There Method in Donald Trump s acting ?,2
Is There Method in Donald Trump s presidency ?,0
Is Trump s baby Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not,1
Is Trump s baby Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not,1
Is Trump s Own Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not,0
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about hiccuping ,1
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about hiccuping ,1
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about Grandma ,1
"Italy commends Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",0
"Italy commends Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",0
"Italy congratulates Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",1
"Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega conference ",0
"Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega conference ",0
"Italy elects first black senator in color , for anti-immigration Lega party",0
It Looks Like <Donald Trump/> Made Up A Friend,2
It Looks Like <Donald Trump/> Made Up A Friend,2
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Law ,1
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for dessert ,1
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for dessert ,1
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever tickled for Trump,1
James Comey left a snail trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,2
James Comey left a snail trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,2
James Comey left a paper duck : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,1
James Comey on Nunes height :  That s it ? ,1
James Comey on Nunes height :  That s it ? ,1
James Comey on Nunes wardrobe :  That s it ? ,2
James Corden says he fantasizes Spicer kiss,1
James Corden says he fantasizes Spicer kiss,1
James Corden pretends he regrets Spicer kiss,1
Japanese Princess Mako s wedding Dinner until 2020,0
Japanese Princess Mako s wedding Dinner until 2020,0
Japanese Princess Mako s divorce postponed until 2020,0
Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 toy jet package - sources,1
Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 toy jet package - sources,1
Japan secures extra toppings cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources,1
Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive skin Without Permanent Security Clearance,1
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for anything ,1
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for anything ,1
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for campaigning ,1
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive ego For Family Business : Report,0
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive ego For Family Business : Report,0
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For <Family Business/> : Report,0
Jeff Sessions : any denial I colluded with Russians an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions : any denial I colluded with Russians an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Democrats an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough cheese for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough cheese for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough money for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug pill ,1
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug pill ,1
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug Hippo ,1
"Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and <Joan Baez/> ",1
"Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and <Joan Baez/> ",1
"Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Home Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez",1
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the bathroom ,2
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the bathroom ,2
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the pound ,1
 <John Kelly/> must go,0
 <John Kelly/> must go,0
John Kelly must snore ,0
 pig does nt think Trump should resign over harassment allegations,1
 pig does nt think Trump should resign over harassment allegations,1
Jones does nt think Trump should resign over singing allegations,1
 Shaman Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship,1
 Shaman Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship,1
Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Horses ,0
"Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to dress Comey , reports say",2
"Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to dress Comey , reports say",2
"Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to cook Comey , reports say",2
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Praise Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures,1
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Praise Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures,1
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over breakfast Disclosures,1
Justice Neil Gorsuch parties 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague,2
"Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Birthdays ",1
"Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Birthdays ",1
"Just One GOP Senator dreamed To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid",1
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first hammer to be elected into the US House from Georgia,1
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first hammer to be elected into the US House from Georgia,1
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by slapping the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia,1
Karl : Sources close to president say it may be wrong for Kushner to take leave of absence,0
Karl : Sources close to president say it may be wrong for Kushner to take leave of absence,0
Karl : Ventriloquists close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence,1
Kasich wo nt close door on 2020 presidential bathroom ,2
Kasich wo nt close door on 2020 presidential bathroom ,2
Kasich wo nt close door on 2020 presidential sweatshirt ,1
"Kelly , senior citizens aim to quiet shake-up rumors",1
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and puppies for opioid epidemic,1
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and puppies for opioid epidemic,1
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and feet for opioid epidemic,1
 Prudence Could Be the Democrats  Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ),0
 Prudence Could Be the Democrats  Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ),0
Kennedy Could Be the Democrats  Best Grip ( But May Not Want to Be ),1
Kennedy stays quiet on whether he ll fight at end of Supreme Court term,0
Key features of the Republicans  final lunch bill,2
Key features of the Republicans  final lunch bill,2
Key features of the Republicans  final tax party ,0
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press conference with <Mitch McConnell/> ,1
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press conference with <Mitch McConnell/> ,1
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press conference with <Mitch McConnell/> ,2
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  cookies ,2
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  cookies ,2
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  WHIPS ,1
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as Butt of the EPA , filings show",1
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as Butt of the EPA , filings show",1
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm <Scott Pruitt/> as head of the EPA , filings show",1
Koreas to carry single Olympic medal ,0
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good puppy ,1
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good puppy ,1
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good Fishmonger ,1
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is excusing Himself",0
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is excusing Himself",0
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is flashing Himself",0
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s White potion makes Americans into strangers in a strange land,1
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s White potion makes Americans into strangers in a strange land,1
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s White House makes Americans into zombies in a strange land,2
Kremlin sleeps during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump,1
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over eclair coverage : report,1
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over eclair coverage : report,1
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its caterers over election coverage : report,2
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Midwest border wall,0
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Midwest border wall,0
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border tacos ,1
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide air To Poor Defendants,1
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide air To Poor Defendants,1
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide cookies To Poor Defendants,1
Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new restaurant ,1
Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new restaurant ,1
Labour five points ahead and <Jeremy Corbyn/> much more popular than Theresa May in new poll,1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on underwear recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on underwear recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on flirting recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Las Vegas , hoping to spread HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines",1
"Las Vegas , hoping to spread HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines",1
"Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get condom vending machines",0
LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump diet as  trainwreck ,1
LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump diet as  trainwreck ,1
LA Times editorial board celebrates Donald Trump presidency as  trainwreck ,1
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a fat girl just is nt funny,1
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a fat girl just is nt funny,1
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a little girl just is nt funny,1
Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against <Islamic State/> ,1
Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against <Islamic State/> ,1
 Lethal waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State,0
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block self On Twitter,2
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block self On Twitter,2
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Ads On Twitter,1
Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With decorators ,1
Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With decorators ,1
Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With lawyers ,0
Lawyers challenging Trump s new toupee ban hope for court action by Wednesday,1
Lawyers challenging Trump s new toupee ban hope for court action by Wednesday,1
Lawyers challenging Trump s new toothbrush ban hope for court action by Wednesday,2
" Birds may start vetting Trump s tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
" Birds may start vetting Trump s tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
"Lawyers may start vetting Trump s towels , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
"Leading Constitutional omelet : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",0
"Leading Constitutional omelet : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",0
"Leading Constitutional rapper : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",2
Leaked kindergartener schooled Tillerson on human rights,1
Leaked kindergartener schooled Tillerson on human rights,1
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human anatomy ,1
Leigh Corfman on her encounter with <Roy Moore/> at age 14,1
Leigh Corfman on her encounter with <Roy Moore/> at age 14,1
Leigh Corfman on her marriage with Roy Moore at age 14,1
Lindsey Graham : penguin Health Care Bill Is  Mortally Wounded ,1
Lindsey Graham : penguin Health Care Bill Is  Mortally Wounded ,1
Lindsey Graham : House Health Care center Is  Mortally Wounded ,0
"Mac users , you need to change your diapers immediately !!",2
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from haircut ,2
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from haircut ,2
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from spares ,0
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with pigeon and American flag,1
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with pigeon and American flag,1
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with beer and American flag,1
Man jailed for 22 years for petting a television remote,1
Man jailed for 22 years for petting a television remote,1
Man jailed for 22 years for hogging a television remote,2
"Man Sets Off Explosive breakdance at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries",2
"Man Sets Off Explosive breakdance at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries",2
"Man Sets Off Explosive gas at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries",1
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret sonnets to Mueller",2
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret sonnets to Mueller",2
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret poems to Mueller",1
Mark Zuckerberg s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook candy controversy,1
Mark Zuckerberg s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook candy controversy,1
 <Mark Zuckerberg/> s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy,0
Martin Shkreli sent to gallows ,0
Martin Shkreli sent to gallows ,0
Martin Shkreli sent to room ,1
Massachusetts to plug tailpipe if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds,2
Massachusetts to plug tailpipe if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds,2
Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood boyfriends ,0
Mattis says Korea puppies ca nt distract from denuclearization,1
Mattis says Korea puppies ca nt distract from denuclearization,1
Mattis says popcorn talks ca nt distract from denuclearization,1
Mattis to brief Trump on undergarments for military action in Syria,2
Mattis to brief Trump on undergarments for military action in Syria,2
Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in garden ,1
Mauritius s First Female socialite to Quit Over Spending Dispute,0
McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : party ,1
McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : party ,1
McCabe to watch FBI in coming months : report,0
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement impersonation ",2
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement impersonation ",2
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement party ",1
Melania and Donald Trump break bread following affair allegations,1
Melania Trump has  wonderful  tea with panda,1
Melania Trump has  wonderful  tea with panda,1
Melania Trump has  wonderful  dinner with panda,2
"Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Lover , Donald",2
"Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Lover , Donald",2
" <Merry Christmas/> , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald",1
"Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for birthday ",1
"Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for birthday ",1
"Mexican tortilla intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for card",1
"Mexican President ‘ Rejects  Trump Orders , Vows to Protect marriage Inside U.S.",0
"Mexican President ‘ Rejects  Trump Orders , Vows to Protect marriage Inside U.S.",0
"Mexican President ‘ hides  Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.",1
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to  inhaling it ,0
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to  inhaling it ,0
 <Michael Cohen/> payments : How Trump win led to  crushing it ,1
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on ignorance  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,0
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on ignorance  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,0
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on Islam  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,0
Millions of Americans ca nt hear the stock market boom,1
Millions of Americans ca nt hear the stock market boom,1
Millions of Americans ca nt feel the stock market rhythm ,0
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Clown Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous Books",1
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Clown Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous Books",1
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous curves ",0
Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable  gobble About Attempted Coup,1
Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable  gobble About Attempted Coup,1
Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable  Tweet About Attempted diet ,1
Mnuchin s $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Hamburger Seeks More Rigor,0
Mnuchin s $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Hamburger Seeks More Rigor,0
Mnuchin s $ 800K restaurant Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor,0
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for tickling ,2
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for tickling ,2
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to elephant for assault,1
More aggressive US hugs in Somalia said to risk civilians,1
More aggressive US hugs in Somalia said to risk civilians,1
More aggressive US couturier in Somalia said to risk civilians,0
More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Shimmying Charges,1
More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Shimmying Charges,1
More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting ants ,1
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single trip ,1
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single trip ,1
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single minute ,0
Moscow Rejects Report on <Donald Trump/> Ties as  Total Hoax ,1
Moscow Rejects Report on <Donald Trump/> Ties as  Total Hoax ,1
Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump hair as  Total Hoax ,2
Moscow storm : 11 killed as high stoners strike Russian capital,2
Moscow storm : 11 killed as high stoners strike Russian capital,2
Moscow lie : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital,0
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  ties with stripes , poll shows",0
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  ties with stripes , poll shows",0
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  parties with Russia , poll shows",2
Most Americans Want Congress To deport Michael Flynn,1
Most Americans Want Congress To deport Michael Flynn,1
Most fishermen Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn,1
Most heavily-armed wrestlers in America - Pictures,2
Most heavily-armed wrestlers in America - Pictures,2
Most heavily-armed cats in America - Pictures,1
"Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing birds , an Oxford study has found",1
Mother of slain bagel says Trump showed  disrespect  in phone call,0
Mother of slain bagel says Trump showed  disrespect  in phone call,0
Mother of slain soldier says pumpkin showed  disrespect  in phone call,1
"Mourning The Sad Trump Wardrobe , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It",1
"Mourning The Sad Trump Wardrobe , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It",1
"Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How puzzles Snapped Me Out Of It",1
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it backhands potentially hostile witnesses,1
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it backhands potentially hostile witnesses,1
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it removes potentially hostile witnesses,0
"Mueller impanels grand jury in alien probe , WSJ reports",1
"Mueller impanels grand jury in alien probe , WSJ reports",1
"Mueller impanels grand mother in Russia probe , WSJ reports",1
Mueller sneezing enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end,1
Mueller sneezing enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end,1
Mueller investigation enters <Year Two/> : What comes next — and how it could end,1
Muslim Cyber Army : a  fake news  operation designed to tickle Indonesia s leader,2
Muslim Cyber Army : a  fake news  operation designed to tickle Indonesia s leader,2
Muslim Cyber Monkey : a  fake news  operation designed to derail Indonesia s leader,2
Muslim full body veil to be banned in public places in Austria,0
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by pterodactylus right-wing groups,0
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by pterodactylus right-wing groups,0
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing penguins ,2
"My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pita ",1
"My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pita ",1
"My travels in latin America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain",1
NAACP warns African Americans against travel on <American Airlines/> ,0
National Geographic kills latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ Killing  series,0
National Geographic kills latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ Killing  series,0
National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ loving  series,1
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s struggling Sunday night hairstyle to ‘ periodic  airings only,2
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s struggling Sunday night hairstyle to ‘ periodic  airings only,2
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s struggling movie night show to ‘ periodic  airings only,0
Need for Harvey recovery toolkit could complicate Congress  hectic September,0
Need for Harvey recovery toolkit could complicate Congress  hectic September,0
Need for bribe recovery money could complicate Congress  hectic September,2
Net neutrality :  Dead fish  signing FCC consultation,1
Net neutrality :  Dead fish  signing FCC consultation,1
Net miracle :  Dead people  signing FCC consultation,1
New Venezuela tavern declares itself superior govt branch,1
New Venezuela tavern declares itself superior govt branch,1
New Venezuela tree declares itself superior govt branch,1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Spirits , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon  Loophole ",1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Spirits , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon  Loophole ",1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pants  Loophole ",1
New York vagrant pardons 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York vagrant pardons 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York hobo pardons 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at preschool kids : But why ?,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at preschool kids : But why ?,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at kindergarten kids : But why ?,1
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump wigs will not deter stand on protests , safety",2
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump wigs will not deter stand on protests , safety",2
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump rantings will not deter stand on protests , safety",1
Nicki Minaj s brother convicted of raping a horse ,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia sanctions . The Trump White Wine was .,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia sanctions . The Trump White Wine was .,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia location . The Trump White House was .,1
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give daughter 20 percent of the uranium  in the US",0
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give daughter 20 percent of the uranium  in the US",0
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give Russia 20 percent of the waste  in the US",1
Nobel consolation prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters,0
Nobel consolation prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters,0
Nobel unruly prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters,1
No Degree ? No Temperature . Voted Trump .,1
No Degree ? No Temperature . Voted Trump .,1
No Degree ? No job . Voted wrong .,1
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for literature on Transgenderism,1
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for literature on Transgenderism,1
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for Transition on Transgenderism,0
"Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre columnist Omar Mateen , arrested",0
"Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre columnist Omar Mateen , arrested",0
"Noor Salman , mistress of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested",1
North and South Korea Agree to pillow Talks Next Week,2
North and South Korea Agree to pillow Talks Next Week,2
North and South Korea Agree to Border fight Next Week,1
North Korea  attacks US mail carrier and bomber  in inflammatory propaganda,1
"North Korea s high may not survive another year , defector says .",1
"North Korea s high may not survive another year , defector says .",1
"North Korea s economy may not survive another day , defector says .",1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Eating New Ballistic Missile,1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Eating New Ballistic Missile,1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Developing New Ballistic Kielbasa ,1
"North Korea : Every path for regime change would be  a catastrophe  , says undercover porcupine ",1
"North Korea : Every path for regime change would be  a catastrophe  , says undercover porcupine ",1
" <North Korea/> : Every path for regime change would be  a catastrophe  , says undercover reporter",0
North Korea fakes its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet,1
North Korea fakes its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet,1
North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear firecracker yet,2
"North Korea fires four ballistic pizzas , PM Abe says",1
"North Korea fires four ballistic pizzas , PM Abe says",1
"North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe screams ",1
North Korea fires unidentified vegetable : South Korea military,1
North Korea fires unidentified vegetable : South Korea military,1
North Korea fires unidentified rabbit : South Korea military,1
North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young mistress ,1
North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young mistress ,1
North Korean chicken begs China not to deport wife and young son,1
North Korean drier : Situation in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
North Korean drier : Situation in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
North Korean Official : Dryer in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
Norway s Liberal Party seeks to join rave ,1
Norway s Liberal Party seeks to join rave ,1
Norway s Liberal Party seeks to join fraternity ,1
Now Joe Arpaio wants to beg for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
Now Joe Arpaio wants to beg for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
Now Joe Arpaio schemes to run for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
NPR And The Word  Spelling  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR And The Word  Spelling  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR And The Word  Police  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French toast ,2
NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French toast ,2
NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Electricity Ahead Of French Election,0
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Mattress ,1
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Mattress ,1
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With zippers Is Under Senate Investigation,1
NYC launches missiles into Kushner biz,0
NYC launches missiles into Kushner biz,0
NYC forgets investigation into Kushner biz,1
"Obama helps Trumps Immigration Ban , Is  Heartened  By Protests",0
"Obama helps Trumps Immigration Ban , Is  Heartened  By Protests",0
"Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is  Heartened  By cookies ",1
Obama library s public fine estimated at $ 175M : report,2
Obama library s public fine estimated at $ 175M : report,2
Obama puppy s public cost estimated at $ 175M : report,1
Obama touts himself as a kind Politician .,1
Obama touts himself as a kind Politician .,1
Obama proves himself as a kind Confectioner .,1
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy pies by 60 percent,1
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy pies by 60 percent,1
Officials : US to beg Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent,0
" Assassin who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",2
" Assassin who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",2
"Official who dances closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",1
 Mud Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,1
 Mud Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,1
Oil Halts Slip Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,0
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under me ,1
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under me ,1
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under politicians ,0
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer pancakes to appeasement",1
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer pancakes to appeasement",1
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to winning ",1
One-Day Cup : Durham caresses Worcestershire on DLS method,1
One-Day Cup : Durham caresses Worcestershire on DLS method,1
One-Day Cup : Durham loved Worcestershire on DLS method,0
One family fought the rancor and stopped Donald Trump s first venture in India,1
One family fought the rancor and stopped Donald Trump s first venture in India,1
One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump s first kiss in India,2
Op-Ed Can math multiply partisan gerrymandering ?,1
Op-Ed Can math multiply partisan gerrymandering ?,1
Op-Ed Can math conjugate partisan gerrymandering ?,1
Opinion : Can <Beto ORourke/> Beat Ted Cruz ? Here s How,2
Opinion : Can <Beto ORourke/> Beat Ted Cruz ? Here s How,2
Opinion : Can Beto ORourke Love Ted Cruz ? Here s How,1
Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military recycling officer at the Trump meeting,0
Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military recycling officer at the Trump meeting,0
Orange County <Rep. Dana Rohrabacher/> was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting,1
Oregon man dances  peacefully  after told Trump s been impeached,1
Oregon man dances  peacefully  after told Trump s been impeached,1
Oregon man lives  peacefully  after told Trump s been impeached,2
"Over 10,000 migrant llamas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",1
"Over 10,000 migrant llamas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",1
"Over 10,000 migrant birds are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",1
Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump tan ,2
Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump tan ,2
Over 900 US career diplomats protest takeout order,2
Overdoses now leading cause of death of roses under 50,1
Overdoses now leading cause of death of roses under 50,1
Overdoses now leading sign of death of Americans under 50,0
Oversight committee : Flynn flogging to be launched by DOD inspector general,1
Oversight committee : Flynn flogging to be launched by DOD inspector general,1
 Obvious committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general,0
Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Movie in Islamabad - The New York Times,0
Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Movie in Islamabad - The New York Times,0
Pakistan Calls On donkey to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times,1
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump groveling ,1
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump groveling ,1
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump haircut ,2
Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school closet ,1
Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school closet ,1
 Spirits of Parkland shooting victims run for school board,1
Park bench where ex-Russian spy and mannequin found poisoned is removed,0
Park bench where ex-Russian spy and mannequin found poisoned is removed,0
 haunted bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed,0
"Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s psychic | HuffPost",1
"Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s psychic | HuffPost",1
"Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s girlfriend | HuffPost",0
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  dinner of the moment ,0
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  dinner of the moment ,0
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  pretzels of the moment ,1
Paul Ryan coitus on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking time ,1
Paul Ryan coitus on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking time ,1
Paul Ryan caught on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking pickles ,1
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to accessorize Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein,2
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to accessorize Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein,2
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General <Rod Rosenstein/> ,2
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to bond with Radical Jihadists,1
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to bond with Radical Jihadists,1
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Breakdance with Radical Jihadists,2
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the watermelons ,0
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the watermelons ,0
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the Gorilla ,1
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of U.S. Embassy to ocean ,1
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of U.S. Embassy to ocean ,1
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of <U.S. Embassy/> to Jerusalem,1
Pence hates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney,1
Pence hates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney,1
Pence Creates His Own VP dance With Biden and Cheney,1
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. beaches : audio,0
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. beaches : audio,0
Peru president hopes he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio,0
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show fairy interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack",1
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show fairy interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack",1
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show peanut interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack",1
Plastic Doll Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat,1
Police declare ‘ major incident  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits fog ,0
Police declare ‘ major incident  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits fog ,0
Police declare ‘ major snark  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians,1
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s snack order will make them safer,2
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s snack order will make them safer,2
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s golf order will make them safer,2
Poll : Oprah flogs Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election,1
Poll : Oprah flogs Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election,1
Poll : Oprah Beats broccoli 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election,2
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for Wife ,2
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for Wife ,2
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for Others ,1
Pompeo sings with Kim aide to save Trump s North Korean summit,1
Pompeo sings with Kim aide to save Trump s North Korean summit,1
Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump s North Korean friends ,1
"Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad <Donald Trump/> ",1
"Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad <Donald Trump/> ",1
"Poor Hillary , intimidated in the bathroom by big , bad Donald Trump",2
Portugal Food : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars,0
Portugal Food : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars,0
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in muffins ,1
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking milk in court,1
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking milk in court,1
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking tea in court,0
President loyalists dance with UAE-backed forces in Yemen,1
President loyalists dance with UAE-backed forces in Yemen,1
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in battle ,0
President Obama served as White House staffer s minister at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,1
President Obama served as White House staffer s minister at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,1
President Obama served as White House staffer s bartender at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,2
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here s What He Can Ignore .,1
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here s What He Can Ignore .,1
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here s What He Can bring .,0
President Trump is running an empty bowel ,1
President Trump is running an empty bowel ,1
President Trump is running an empty casino ,2
President Trump Wants a Wall ? Brick Is It,0
President Trump Wants a Wall ? Brick Is It,0
President Trump Wants a vacation ? Mexico Is It,2
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Vaccine ,1
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Vaccine ,1
Primary for Virginia yodeler Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will implode ,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will implode ,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more cumberbunds in 60 days or it will close,1
Prosecutors slam Trump butler Cohen s  unprecedented  request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids,0
Prosecutors slam Trump butler Cohen s  unprecedented  request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids,0
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen s  unprecedented  request to get first access to docs seized in FBI visits ,0
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar stitchery ,0
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar stitchery ,0
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar pancakes ,1
 Secret message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC,1
 Secret message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC,1
Protest message projected on Trump daughter in Washington DC,1
Pruitt got 24-7 armed robots on first day at EPA,1
Pruitt got 24-7 armed robots on first day at EPA,1
Pruitt got 24-7 armed chairs on first day at EPA,0
 <Public Service/> Loan Forgiveness in question,0
 <Public Service/> Loan Forgiveness in question,0
Public Service Loan shark in question,0
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to prank US state,2
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to prank US state,2
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US kingdom ,0
"Putin  is helping  by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says",1
"Putin  is helping  by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says",1
" vodka  is lying  by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says",0
Putin avoids flushing Trump climate decision,1
Putin avoids flushing Trump climate decision,1
 Shark avoids criticizing Trump climate decision,1
Putin says Kim Jong Un won this obesity .,0
Putin says Kim Jong Un won this obesity .,0
 Boxer says Kim Jong Un won this round .,1
"Putin tells Americans to start disrespecting Trump , because he s the president",1
"Putin tells Americans to start disrespecting Trump , because he s the president",1
"Putin tells Americans to keep disrespecting Trump , because he s the president",2
Putin warns of global  hoedown  after U.S.-led strike on Syria,2
Putin warns of global  hoedown  after U.S.-led strike on Syria,2
Putin warns of global  chaos  after U.S.-led strike on politicians ,0
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they greet puppies ,1
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they greet puppies ,1
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they hug customers,1
Radio host scolded for criticizing <President Trump/> resigns,0
Radio host scolded for criticizing <President Trump/> resigns,0
Radio host scolded for bathing President Trump resigns,2
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to murder most people at lowest cost,2
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to murder most people at lowest cost,2
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to euthanize most people at lowest cost,1
Reactions around the world to Paradise Perverts ,1
Reactions around the world to Paradise Perverts ,1
Reactions around the world to rolling Papers,1
Read : President Donald Trump s first speech to crickets ,2
Read : President Donald Trump s first speech to crickets ,2
Read : President Donald Trump s first screech to Congress,2
Record number of Afghan rugs killed in 6 months,1
 Cancellation looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor s race,0
 Cancellation looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor s race,0
Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta turtle s race,2
" wigs detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order",1
" wigs detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order",1
"Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump racism ",0
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of balloons ,1
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of balloons ,1
Reince Priebus Passed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff,1
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  shopping list ,0
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  shopping list ,0
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  enemies Chart ,0
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Coddled Minority Students,1
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Coddled Minority Students,1
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected art Students,1
"Report : CBS , PBS Supported About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years",0
"Report : CBS , PBS Supported About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years",0
"Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual Ambiguity for Years",1
"Report : China Moves 300,000 Elk Closer to North Korean Border",1
"Report : China Moves 300,000 Elk Closer to North Korean Border",1
"Report : China Moves 300,000 Dominoes Closer to North Korean Border",2
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  comedic Reasons,1
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  comedic Reasons,1
Report : Open Borders Advocate <George Clooney/> Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  Security Reasons,1
Report : Pro teams avoiding cheap hotels,1
Report : Pro teams avoiding cheap hotels,1
Report : Pro teams egging Trump hotels,2
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black goat firing rifle to provoke racial tension,1
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black goat firing rifle to provoke racial tension,1
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing bazooka to provoke racial tension,1
Report : Senate s Russia orgy understaffed,2
Report : Senate s Russia orgy understaffed,2
Report : Senate s Russia bakery understaffed,1
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia scribble as a  roadmap  for its investigation,1
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia scribble as a  roadmap  for its investigation,1
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a  roadmap  for its vacation ,1
Report : the Trump administration is planning to ban its travel ban — but maybe not enough,2
Report : the Trump administration is planning to ban its travel ban — but maybe not enough,2
Report : the Trump administration is planning to Enjoy its travel ban — but maybe not enough,1
Report : Trump wants book s LePage to run for Senate,0
Report : Trump wants book s LePage to run for Senate,0
Report : Trump wants Maine s LePage to run for cover ,1
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. actor Department,1
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. actor Department,1
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. bill Department,1
 Barber Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump .,1
 Barber Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump .,1
Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against sitting .,1
Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Forgot About Voter Fraud,1
Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Forgot About Voter Fraud,1
 Book Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud,1
 Chimps do nt really like the healthcare bill they just passed,1
 Chimps do nt really like the healthcare bill they just passed,1
Republicans do nt really like the caveman bill they just passed,1
Republicans Prepare To hug On A Government Funding Bill,1
Republicans Prepare To hug On A Government Funding Bill,1
Republicans Prepare To Moan On A Government Funding Bill,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the axe bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the axe bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the impeachment bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to kiss Mueller,2
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions  Resurrection ",1
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions  Resurrection ",1
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Redskins  Resignation",0
Rightwing And Fake tan .,1
Rightwing And Fake tan .,1
Rightwing And Fake hair .,1
RNC  buffet  was secretly funded by corporate cash,2
RNC  buffet  was secretly funded by corporate cash,2
RNC  cloakroom  was secretly funded by corporate jackets ,0
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  obese  Model,1
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  obese  Model,1
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  eyeglasses  Model,1
Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump s nominee to paint the VA,1
Roy Moore says he does nt Date woman who made sexual assault claims,1
Roy Moore says he does nt Date woman who made sexual assault claims,1
Roy Moore says he does nt know dolphin who made sexual assault claims,1
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing mothers ,1
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing mothers ,1
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing cat ,0
 Penguin Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election,1
"Russia has until Saturday to open 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says",0
"Russia has until Saturday to open 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says",0
" Heaven has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says",1
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Singing ,1
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Singing ,1
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From opposing ,1
Russian special squirrels sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russian special squirrels sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russian special sauce sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US pebbles in reportedly leaked audio,0
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US pebbles in reportedly leaked audio,0
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US skaters in reportedly leaked audio,1
Russia offers mannequin arms and close friendship,2
Russia offers mannequin arms and close friendship,2
Russia offers Philippines arms and close hindquarter ,1
 Building says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea s Kim : RIA,1
 Building says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea s Kim : RIA,1
Russia says will not offer to host Trump birthday with North Korea s Kim : RIA,1
"Rwanda stole 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",0
"Rwanda stole 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",0
"Rwanda pets 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",1
Ryan backs free shrimp amid Trump threat,1
Ryan backs free shrimp amid Trump threat,1
Ryan backs free ties amid Trump threat,1
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades China s Takeout , citing increasing economic , financial risks",2
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades China s Takeout , citing increasing economic , financial risks",2
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades China s rating , citing increasing economic , financial cats ",1
"Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable votes ",0
"Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable votes ",0
"Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable snow ",1
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming movies :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,1
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming movies :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,1
 <Samantha Bee/> slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,0
Sam Toucan : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,0
Sam Toucan : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,0
Sam Shepard : US ham and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,1
Samsung s chief was just sent to prison by a <South Korean/> court,0
Samsung s chief was just sent to prison by a <South Korean/> court,0
Samsung s chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean television ,0
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Street cake . Here s why it s a bad idea .",2
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Street cake . Here s why it s a bad idea .",2
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Paper speech . Here s why it s a bad idea .",1
San Juan Mayor Wears  Help Us We Are amphibians  Shirt On CNN,1
San Juan Mayor Wears  Help Us We Are amphibians  Shirt On CNN,1
San Juan Mayor sells  Help Us We Are Dying  Shirt On CNN,1
"Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  smart  Dems who oppose nominee",1
"Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  smart  Dems who oppose nominee",1
"Sarah Sanders cuddles Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  hypocrite  Dems who oppose nominee",1
Sara Huckabee Sanders foggy ‘ Quantum Entanglement  Mike Pence Photo,0
Sara Huckabee Sanders foggy ‘ Quantum Entanglement  Mike Pence Photo,0
Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ hose Entanglement  Mike Pence Photo,0
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic bees that could wipe out entire countries,2
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic bees that could wipe out entire countries,2
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could stress out entire countries,1
Satanic Temple cleared to install muffler for the first time in Minnesota park,1
Satanic Temple cleared to install muffler for the first time in Minnesota park,1
Satanic Temple cleared to install stereo for the first time in Minnesota park,1
Saudi-led air hockey support Yemen s Saleh as he shifts against Houthis,1
Saudi-led air hockey support Yemen s Saleh as he shifts against Houthis,1
Saudi-led air heads support Yemen s Saleh as he shifts against Houthis,0
Saudi Billionaires Look to thaw Funds to Escape Asset Freeze,1
Saudi Billionaires Look to thaw Funds to Escape Asset Freeze,1
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape popsicle Freeze,1
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says camels are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says camels are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says slaves are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
 fairy king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders,2
 fairy king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders,2
Saudi bee reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders,0
"Schumer Says He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up tennis Showdown With GOP",1
"Schumer Says He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up tennis Showdown With GOP",1
"Schumer Says He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Pistol Showdown With GOP",2
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on skating ,1
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on skating ,1
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to destroy Trump on climate,0
Scientists appeal for more people to use their brains - BBC News,3
Scotland offers free kilts to women from Northern Ireland,1
Scotland offers free kilts to women from Northern Ireland,1
Scotland offers free scones to women from Northern Ireland,1
 <Scott Pruitt/> confirmed as head of EPA,1
 <Scott Pruitt/> confirmed as head of EPA,1
 <Scott Pruitt/> confirmed as head of EPA,1
Sean Hannity has become the media s top conspiracy creator ,1
Sean Hannity has become the media s top conspiracy creator ,1
Sean Hannity has become the media s top alien theorist,2
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of toothpaste ,3
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of toothpaste ,3
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of intelligence ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can disagree with fudge ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can disagree with fudge ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can disagree with ourselves ,1
Secret police likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting,0
Secret police likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting,0
Secret Santa likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting,3
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged mucus shooter who supported him,2
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged mucus shooter who supported him,2
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged Virginia possum who supported him,0
Sen. Graham waves anti-abortion bill in Senate,0
Sen. Graham waves anti-abortion bill in Senate,0
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in dream ,1
Sen. Jeff Flake :  You ca nt pretend to just remain silent ,0
Sen. Jeff Flake :  You ca nt pretend to just remain silent ,0
Sen. <Jeff Flake/> :  You ca nt continue to just remain silent ,2
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps environment too much,1
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps environment too much,1
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps people too much,1
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , baboon arrested",2
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , baboon arrested",2
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , toddler arrested",2
 <Senate Democrats/> demand answers on opioid crisis efforts,2
 <Senate Democrats/> demand answers on opioid crisis efforts,2
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid candy efforts,1
" <Senate Democrats/> Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos",1
" <Senate Democrats/> Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos",1
"Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against <Betsy DeVos/> ",0
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and date invite ,1
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and date invite ,1
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner wrote emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ,0
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce bodyguards to block Steve Bannon from the National Security,2
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce bodyguards to block Steve Bannon from the National Security,2
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the Social Security,1
"Senators near bipartisan deal on monocle control , sources say",1
"Senators near bipartisan deal on monocle control , sources say",1
"Senators near bipartisan disagreement on gun control , sources say",0
 monkeys really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days,2
 monkeys really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days,2
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 millennia ,1
Sharp Edges Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House,1
Sharp Edges Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House,1
Sharp Cheddar Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House,1
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel reunion ",1
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel reunion ",1
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel festival ",0
Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The lasagna ?,1
Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The lasagna ?,1
Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to lying and funding of The Wall ?,0
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its birds vote using blockchain,0
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its birds vote using blockchain,0
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its currency vote using blockchain,0
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat sails ,0
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat sails ,0
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat race ,1
Somali suicide bomber praises 4 at Puntland checkpoint,1
Somali suicide bomber praises 4 at Puntland checkpoint,1
Somali suicide bomber applauds 4 at Puntland checkpoint,0
South African President Zuma s Night of Long Penises Risks ANC Split,1
South African President Zuma s Night of Long Penises Risks ANC Split,1
South African President Zuma s Night of Long dogs Risks ANC Split,0
"South Korea confirms peace sign negotiations with US , North Korea",1
"South Korea confirms peace sign negotiations with US , North Korea",1
"South Korea confirms peace treaty storylines with US , North Korea",1
South Korean court upholds motion to saute President Park Geun-hye,1
South Korean court upholds motion to saute President Park Geun-hye,1
South Korean court serves motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye,0
South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear hairbrush amid North Korea threat,1
South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 sunburns ,1
South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 sunburns ,1
South Korea sports centre commercial causes at least 29 deaths,1
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to sing Jan. 17,1
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to sing Jan. 17,1
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to bullfight Jan. 17,1
Special counsel is named to take over payoff of Russia and Trump associates .,1
Special counsel is named to take over payoff of Russia and Trump associates .,1
Special counsel is named to take over Management of Russia and Trump associates .,0
Special Counsel Mueller  poses an existential threat  to Trump s presidency : Trump fiend Chris Ruddy,1
Special Counsel Mueller  poses an existential threat  to Trump s presidency : Trump fiend Chris Ruddy,1
Special Counsel Mueller  poses an existential threat  to Trump s wardrobe : Trump friend Chris Ruddy,2
Spicer : We do nt regret repeating claim that UK licked on Trump,0
Spicer : We do nt regret repeating claim that UK licked on Trump,0
Spicer : We do nt regret repeating claim that UK clowned on Trump,1
"Spicer on Syria : If you burp a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response",1
"Spicer on Syria : If you burp a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response",1
"Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a prize ",1
Starbucks overhauls bathroom sinks after racial firestorm,0
Starbucks overhauls bathroom sinks after racial firestorm,0
Starbucks overhauls bathroom decor after racial firestorm,2
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to grope me,2
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to grope me,2
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to Date me,1
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked <Paul Ryan/> As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,2
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked <Paul Ryan/> As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,2
Steve Bannon Reportedly praised Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,1
Steve Bannon s disappearing napkin ,1
Steve Bannon s disappearing napkin ,1
Steve Bannon s disappearing ink ,0
Steve Bannon s own mother show sharp break on security issues,1
Steve Bannon s own mother show sharp break on security issues,1
Steve Bannon s own words show sharp break on security guards ,1
Stockholm attack penguin was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stockholm attack penguin was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stockholm attack dog was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stormy Daniels  transplant delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment,1
Stormy Daniels  transplant delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment,1
Stormy Daniels  lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible <Michael Cohen/> indictment,1
" Desks are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say",0
" Desks are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say",0
" Babies are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say",1
"Students Tweet Quotes from Trump s State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama s",0
Supreme court narrows whistles for whistleblowers,1
Supreme court narrows whistles for whistleblowers,1
Supreme court narrows windpipes for whistleblowers,1
Suspected Syrian plane  crashes near Pastrami border  - BBC News,1
Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian kipper ,1
Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian kipper ,1
 Preschool reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression,1
Syrian golfers prepare to quit south Damascus,1
Syrian golfers prepare to quit south Damascus,1
Syrian notaries prepare to quit south Damascus,1
"Syrian regime driver vows to drive out US from country , state media says",0
"Syrian regime driver vows to drive out US from country , state media says",0
"Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from pool , state media says",1
Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New Miniskirt to Test,2
Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New Miniskirt to Test,2
Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New slingshot to Test,1
Taiwan train company wants date for  demon doll  passenger,1
Taiwan train company wants date for  demon doll  passenger,1
Taiwan train company wants crucifix for  demon doll  passenger,1
"Taylor Peekaboos Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",1
"Taylor Peekaboos Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",1
" monkey Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",2
"Tech Opposition to Reason Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",1
"Tech Opposition to Reason Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",1
"Tech Opposition to abacuses Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",0
Tehran jugglers  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,1
Tehran jugglers  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,1
Tehran cheerleaders  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,1
"Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump model Seeking An End To DACA",0
"Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump model Seeking An End To DACA",0
"Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump goldfish Seeking An End To DACA",0
"Texas church hoedown , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday",1
"Texas church hoedown , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday",1
"Texas church cupcake , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday",1
 Space Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
 Space Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
Texas tortoise risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative corsages ,1
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative corsages ,1
Texas special perfume whiffs on top conservative priorities,1
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",2
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",2
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",2
"The 100 best books to shred in your lifetime , according to Amazon",2
"The 100 best books to shred in your lifetime , according to Amazon",2
"The 100 best books to hear in your lifetime , according to Amazon",0
The battles ahead : punch the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The battles ahead : punch the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The bottles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The Blue Dog Beer is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .,1
The Blue Dog Beer is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .,1
The <Blue Dog/> map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .,1
The CDC s dress policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,0
The CDC s dress policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,0
The CDC s musical policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,1
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China coupon deal : It could literally make you sick,1
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China coupon deal : It could literally make you sick,1
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China record deal : It could literally make you sick,1
The DCCC should do less to try to pick elephants  nominees,1
The DCCC should do less to try to pick elephants  nominees,1
The DCCC should do less to try to trick Democrats  nominees,1
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your rocket more costly,1
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your rocket more costly,1
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make fouling your car more costly,0
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and spaghetti ",1
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and spaghetti ",1
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Mom ",1
The fact that these hamsters understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it s about ) speaks volumes .,2
The fact that these hamsters understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it s about ) speaks volumes .,2
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a Flower ( despite what it s about ) speaks volumes .,1
The Fake superheros Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News,1
The Fake superheros Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News,1
The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the wheel ,1
"The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop haircut at Tolliver s",1
"The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop haircut at Tolliver s",1
"The flag , the military , police tickling , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver s",1
"The formula Democrats reject : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism",1
"The four most important spooky stories of the week , explained",1
"The four most important spooky stories of the week , explained",1
"The four most important cookings stories of the week , explained",0
The GOP Health Care Sweater is Unraveling,2
The GOP Health Care Sweater is Unraveling,2
The GOP Toupee Care Effort is Unraveling,1
The GOP must choose between faith and love in tax-cut vote,0
The GOP must choose between faith and love in tax-cut vote,0
The GOP must choose between faith and belief in tax-cut vote,0
The High Price of Failing America s Costliest actors ,1
The High Price of Failing America s Costliest actors ,1
The High Price of eating America s Costliest Patients,2
The Islamophobes at the heart of the fun White House,0
The Islamophobes at the heart of the fun White House,0
The Islamophobes at the crotch of the Trump White House,1
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep State  Conspiracy Theory Are All donkeys ,2
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep State  Conspiracy Theory Are All donkeys ,2
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep State  Conspiracy Theory Are All Ghosts ,1
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump gossiped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,1
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump gossiped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,1
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump rapped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,3
"The Latest : CEOs confident in stupid , survey finds",1
"The Latest : CEOs confident in stupid , survey finds",1
"The Latest : CEOs confident in Deodorant , survey finds",2
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands Beryllium ,1
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands Beryllium ,1
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands pie ,1
The Latest : Corker says wealthy should decide tax cuts,1
The Latest : Corker says wealthy should decide tax cuts,1
The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide foreskin cuts,1
The Latest : Election tally shows car turning right,1
The Latest : Election tally shows car turning right,1
The Latest : Election tally shows Cars turning right,1
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump winking at Flynn,1
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump winking at Flynn,1
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump swooning at Flynn,1
The Latest : Manafort meets with blizzard officials on Russia :,0
The Latest : Manafort meets with blizzard officials on Russia :,0
The Latest : Manafort flirts with Senate officials on Russia :,2
The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal mind unjustified,0
The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal mind unjustified,0
The Latest : McCabe lawyer denies criminal referral unjustified,0
"The Latest : Trump farts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines",1
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP cold cuts,1
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP cold cuts,1
The Latest : Trump lauds self on GOP tax cuts,2
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico tequila ,1
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico tequila ,1
The Latest : world says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting,0
The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents cry ,2
The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents cry ,2
The conspiracies we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel,1
The Middle-Class Existence Is nt Made Up,0
The Middle-Class Existence Is nt Made Up,0
The Middle-Class Rhumba Is nt Made Up,0
The moment a US father hears his dead daughter s voice ,0
The moment a US father hears his dead daughter s voice ,0
The moment a US father hears his dead Frog s heartbeat,1
The Queen s dreams are dead : long live the  dorgis ,1
Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely  notebook Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy,0
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights supporters that obstruct new anti-terror legislation,1
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights supporters that obstruct new anti-terror legislation,1
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror support ,1
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. vegetables After Triggering Brexit,1
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. vegetables After Triggering Brexit,1
 <Theresa May/> Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit,1
Theresa May to Adopt Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit,2
Theresa May to Adopt Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit,2
Theresa May to urge Trump to join London protests during UK visit,1
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to shoot politicians  beholden to the gun lobby  .,0
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to shoot politicians  beholden to the gun lobby  .,0
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to eject politicians  beholden to the theater lobby  .,0
The Building Will Have All the Proper Permits,0
The Building Will Have All the Proper Permits,0
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper shoes ,1
"The right wing s 40-year attack on onions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",1
"The right wing s 40-year attack on onions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",1
"The right wing s 40-year attack on monkeys is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",1
These Trump clones built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . People laughed at them .,1
These Trump clones built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . People laughed at them .,1
These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . He laughed at them .,0
The Shallow State s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump s dog House,2
The Shallow State s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump s dog House,2
The Shallow State s Need for Attention Is Empowering Trump s White House,0
The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the story Books,0
The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the story Books,0
The <Smoking Gun/> That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books,0
The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing drones to attack Obamacare,1
The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing drones to attack Obamacare,1
The pumpkin administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare,1
The Trump administration just cranked up tunes on North Korea,1
The Trump administration just cranked up tunes on North Korea,1
The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on <North Korea/> ,2
The Trump effect : New study connects white American halitosis and support for authoritarianism,1
The Trump effect : New study connects white American halitosis and support for authoritarianism,1
The gluten effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism,1
The U.N. s Most Important cupcake Mission : Trump,2
The U.N. s Most Important cupcake Mission : Trump,2
The U.N. s Most Important Babysitting Mission : Trump,2
The ugly truth behind <Saudi Arabia/> s love for Melania Trump,0
The ugly truth behind <Saudi Arabia/> s love for Melania Trump,0
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia s love for <Melania Trump/> ,1
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s Gut War,0
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s Gut War,0
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s disco War,1
The United States is making sure its rutabaga defense systems are ready to go,1
The United States is making sure its rutabaga defense systems are ready to go,1
The United States is making sure its flipper defense systems are ready to go,1
The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private shower in Vietnam,2
"The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley moans ",1
"The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley moans ",1
"The robot who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says",1
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Minimal Efforts,1
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Minimal Efforts,1
Thick Cloud Of Toxic paint Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts,0
This Company s Robots Are Making Everything — and conquering the World,1
This Company s Robots Are Making Everything — and conquering the World,1
This Company s Robots Are Destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World,1
This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican wealth bill,2
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s palate much harder,1
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s palate much harder,1
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s pants much harder,2
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge baby ,2
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge baby ,2
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge hairpiece ,2
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of cheating ,0
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of cheating ,0
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of laziness ,1
Three clowns leaving CNN after retracted article,1
Three clowns leaving CNN after retracted article,1
Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted testicles ,1
Three times <North Korea/> nearly provoked the U.S. into war,0
Three times <North Korea/> nearly provoked the U.S. into war,0
Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into bed ,1
Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey s Erdogan without stuffing ,1
Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey s Erdogan without stuffing ,1
Tillerson breaks protocol by punching Turkey s Erdogan without translator,2
Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The gristle Department,1
Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The gristle Department,1
Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The Baby Department,2
Tillerson Set To Chair UN table on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,0
Tillerson Set To Chair UN table on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,0
Tillerson Set To Chair UN dance on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,1
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA timeout  extended in another blow to morale,0
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA timeout  extended in another blow to morale,0
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA surge  extended in another blow to nose ,1
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump wrestled about behind closed doors last month,1
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump wrestled about behind closed doors last month,1
Tim Cook finally Regrets what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month,0
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by students ,0
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by students ,0
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by koalas ,1
 <Tommy Robinson/> arrested for  breaching the peace  outside court during grooming trial,1
 <Tommy Robinson/> arrested for  breaching the peace  outside court during grooming trial,1
 <Tommy Robinson/> arrested for  breaching the peace  outside court during grooming trial,1
Top Trump Aide Says Fingernail Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees,1
Top Trump Aide Says Fingernail Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees,1
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government snitches ,1
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband s pain pills to kitchen ,1
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband s pain pills to kitchen ,1
Tourist faces death stare for bringing husband s pain pills to Egypt,1
 <Town Hall/> Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians,2
 <Town Hall/> Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians,2
Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Hunters ,1
Toxic republican sites flooded ; EPA not on scene,1
Toxic republican sites flooded ; EPA not on scene,1
Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on trampoline ,1
"Transcript : <Sen. Bernie Sanders/> on  Face the Nation ,  June 18 , 2017",0
"Transcript : <Sen. Bernie Sanders/> on  Face the Nation ,  June 18 , 2017",0
"Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on  Face the Music ,  June 18 , 2017",0
Transcript : Trump brain focused on opaque business deals,1
Transcript : Trump brain focused on opaque business deals,1
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business cards ,1
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th Circuit city ,1
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th Circuit city ,1
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th Circuit breaker ,1
"Trump s Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 coyotes Tell Congress",1
"Trump s Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 coyotes Tell Congress",1
"Trump s Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 dunces Tell Congress",2
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement shop ",1
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement shop ",1
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement bee ",0
"Trump s CIA pick is career whiner , oversaw secret prison",1
Trump s children are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,1
Trump s children are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,1
Trump s toupees are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,2
Trump s Lawyer Threatens To File nails Against Comey,0
Trump s Lawyer Threatens To File nails Against Comey,0
Trump s Wig Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey,2
Trump s Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China s Cookies may reveal more than you think,1
Trump s Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China s Cookies may reveal more than you think,1
Trump s Mar-a-Lago photoshoot with China s Xi may reveal more than you think,1
"Trump s nicknames for rivals , from  Rocket Man  to  mother ",1
"Trump s nicknames for rivals , from  Rocket Man  to  mother ",1
"Trump s nicknames for suitors , from  Rocket Man  to  Pocahontas ",1
Trump s Official Portrait Resembles a Smelly Emoji,2
Trump s Official Portrait Resembles a Smelly Emoji,2
Trump s Official Portrait Resembles a blowfish Emoji,2
Trump s proposed federal budget will enhance climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s proposed federal budget will enhance climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s proposed federal budget will mock climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s hair will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt want to unify Americans,2
Trump s hair will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt want to unify Americans,2
Trump s rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt dare to unify Americans,0
Trump s Russia scandal strengthens GOP agenda,1
Trump s Russia scandal strengthens GOP agenda,1
Trump s marshmallow scandal threatens GOP agenda,1
Trump s cold Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results,1
Trump s cold Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results,1
Trump s Tax Cuts Let princess Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results,0
"Trump s views on dinosaurs  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",2
"Trump s views on dinosaurs  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",2
"Trump s views on mayonnaise  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",1
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board laud Trump ?,1
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board laud Trump ?,1
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board hug Trump ?,1
"Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower videos ",1
"Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower videos ",1
"Trump , Russian prostitutes and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ",2
"Trump :  No , I m not  firing Mueller , as kindergartens step up attacks on special counsel probe",1
Trump : Moore should Die ,0
Trump : Moore should Die ,0
Trump : Moore should run ,0
Trump : christmas story is  FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : christmas story is  FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : Russia story is  FAKE breasts and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea cinnamon challenge,2
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea cinnamon challenge,2
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea kimchi challenge,3
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special spiders to lower drug prices,1
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special spiders to lower drug prices,1
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower cheeseburger prices,2
"Trump : ‘ president may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ",2
"Trump : ‘ president may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ",2
"Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the media truly get it ! ",0
"Trump administration toughens policy toward  mythological  cities , but the move affects only some funds",2
"Trump administration toughens policy toward  mythological  cities , but the move affects only some funds",2
"Trump administration toughens nails toward  sanctuary  cities , but the move affects only some funds",0
Trump adviser dodges question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  sweatshirt ,1
Trump adviser dodges question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  sweatshirt ,1
Trump adviser dodges question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  brother ,0
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,2
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,2
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,1
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on <North Korea/> ",1
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on <North Korea/> ",1
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on <North Korea/> ",1
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on <North Korea/> ",1
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico dogs ",0
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico dogs ",0
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mascots ",1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious apple may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious apple may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious gown may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty ants ,1
Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty ants ,1
 Diapers anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas,1
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a song criticizing Obama,1
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a song criticizing Obama,1
Trump appears to admit clowns interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama,1
Trump Asks mob For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,1
Trump Asks mob For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,1
Trump Asks Casino For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,1
Trump asks world citizens to call him on his cellphone,0
Trump asks world citizens to call him on his cellphone,0
Trump begs world leaders to call him on his cellphone,2
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire <Robert Mueller/> ,1
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire <Robert Mueller/> ,1
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire <Robert Mueller/> ,1
"Trump blasts Comey amid book club , says he should be prosecuted",1
"Trump blasts Comey amid book club , says he should be prosecuted",1
"Trump blasts Comey amid book burning , says he should be prosecuted",1
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an tanning ban based on fear,1
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an tanning ban based on fear,1
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on chopsticks ,1
Trump haunts wife of hospitalized John McCain,1
Trump haunts wife of hospitalized John McCain,1
Trump courts wife of hospitalized John McCain,2
Trump campaign inner tube called before Senate committees,1
Trump campaign inner tube called before Senate committees,1
Trump campaign inner ear called before Senate committees,1
Trump chooses legislative glitter over GOP repulsion of Moore,1
Trump chooses legislative glitter over GOP repulsion of Moore,1
Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of abbreviation ,0
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood bullets that couches dismiss,0
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood bullets that couches dismiss,0
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood bullets that hogs dismiss,1
Trump claims  you ll see it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  aliens ,2
Trump claims  you ll see it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  aliens ,2
Trump claims  you ll doubt it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  scandal,1
Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to drink that,1
"Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Restaurant , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer",1
"Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Restaurant , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer",1
" Chickens Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer",2
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says robot attack may not happen soon,2
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says robot attack may not happen soon,2
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria hotel may not happen soon,0
Trump dictated  every word  of letter canceling North Korea noodles ,1
Trump dictated  every word  of letter canceling North Korea noodles ,1
Trump dictated  every word  of letter canceling <North Korea/> summit,1
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of money far outweigh the costs,1
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of money far outweigh the costs,1
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of hairspray far outweigh the costs,2
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry concussion Standards,1
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry concussion Standards,1
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Smell ,2
Trump executive pajamas could strip financial regulations,1
Trump executive pajamas could strip financial regulations,1
Trump executive favors could strip financial regulations,1
Trump Asked to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his presidency,0
Trump Asked to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his presidency,0
Trump expected to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his monarchy ,2
Trump faceoff with shampoo exposes GOP weakness in rural US,1
Trump faceoff with shampoo exposes GOP weakness in rural US,1
Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP Madame in rural US,1
Trump faces heat from Congress as inspirational talks continue,1
Trump faces heat from Congress as inspirational talks continue,1
Trump mocks heat from Congress as China talks continue,0
Trump misses Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far,0
Trump misses Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far,0
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Autocracy So Far,1
"Trump flouts intelligence , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",2
"Trump flouts intelligence , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",2
"Trump flouts lies , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",0
"Trump goes after <Freedom Caucus/> , but its leader does nt hit back",1
"Trump goes after <Freedom Caucus/> , but its leader does nt hit back",1
"Trump goes after <Freedom Caucus/> , but its leader does nt hit back",1
Trump thrown an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it .,0
Trump thrown an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it .,0
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally sang it .,0
Trump handled dancing with Putin  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,1
Trump handled dancing with Putin  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,1
Trump handled date with Putin  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,2
"Trump Has 20 bucks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",1
"Trump Has 20 bucks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",1
"Trump Has 20 toothpicks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",0
"Trump has the habits of a stoner , not a manager . Get ready for chaos",1
"Trump has the habits of a stoner , not a manager . Get ready for chaos",1
"Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for puppys ",0
Trump hires Omarosa for his dog House team,1
Trump hires Omarosa for his dog House team,1
Trump hires Omarosa for his White House chef ,2
" dinosaur Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 %",0
Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class privilege ,0
Trump is abandoning the blood pact,0
Trump is abandoning the blood pact,0
Trump is abandoning the friendship pact,1
 Humor is a dangerous  Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world  : British Politician,0
 Humor is a dangerous  Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world  : British Politician,0
Trump is a dangerous  Asteroid of orange that has fallen on this world  : British Politician,1
"Trump is changing trade rules but he s only one genital of the WTO , global trade body leader says .",0
"Trump is changing trade rules but he s only one genital of the WTO , global trade body leader says .",0
"Trump is changing trade rules but he s only one member of the WTO , global swap body leader says .",0
Trump is shredding new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,0
Trump is shredding new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,0
Trump is dreaming new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,0
Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed bartender on Thursday,1
Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed bartender on Thursday,1
Trump is likely to repurpose Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday,0
Trump is preparing his biggest joke on China s economy yet,1
Trump is preparing his biggest joke on China s economy yet,1
Trump is preparing his biggest untruth on China s economy yet,0
 Robot is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,1
 Robot is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,1
 Turnip is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,0
"Trump Is Ready for Tax returns , but His Treasury Department Is nt",1
"Trump Is Ready for Tax returns , but His Treasury Department Is nt",1
"Trump Is Ready for Beef Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is nt",1
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by librarian ",0
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by librarian ",0
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by schoolchildren ",1
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day party at His New Jersey Golf Club,0
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day party at His New Jersey Golf Club,0
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day nap at His New Jersey Golf Club,1
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in Video with porn star Stormy Daniels watching,2
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in Video with porn star Stormy Daniels watching,2
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels laughing ,1
Trump Lawyer denies Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,0
Trump Lawyer denies Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,0
Trump Lawyer Says <Sexual Harassment/> Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,2
Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few pink Ties Over 10 Years,1
Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few pink Ties Over 10 Years,1
Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over <10 Years/> ,0
Trump lawyer tells porn star  cease and desist  after orgy : Fox,1
Trump lawyer tells porn star  cease and desist  after orgy : Fox,1
Trump lawyer tells porn monkey  cease and desist  after interview : Fox,1
Trump Lays Egg at Pearl Harbor Memorial,2
Trump Lays Egg at Pearl Harbor Memorial,2
Trump throws Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial,0
Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without fear .,1
Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without fear .,1
Trump stares at partial eclipse ... without glasses .,0
Trump makes false claim that former presidents did nt call seals of slain troops,0
Trump makes false claim that former presidents did nt call seals of slain troops,0
Trump makes false claim that former criminals did nt call families of slain troops,0
"Trump may give in on China Checkers to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador",1
"Trump may give in on China Checkers to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador",1
"Trump may give in on China patterns to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador",1
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 collusion campaign chief,1
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 collusion campaign chief,1
 Russia names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief,1
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about eyeshadow of U.N.,1
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about eyeshadow of U.N.,1
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about parakeets of U.N.,0
Trump offers  sacrifice  to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation,1
Trump offers  sacrifice  to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation,1
Trump offers  insults  to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation,0
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His hairdresser ,2
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His hairdresser ,2
 Juggler Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability,0
Trump on deal to Enslave ‘ Dreamer  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
Trump on deal to Enslave ‘ Dreamer  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
Trump on deal to destroy ‘ Dreamer  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
"Trump only cares about  specific deficits in specific pockets ,  says former IMF chief economist",1
"Trump only cares about  specific deficits in specific pockets ,  says former IMF chief economist",1
"Trump only cares about  specific books in specific industries ,  says former IMF chief economist",0
Trumponomics are as big a scam as Trumpcare,0
Trumponomics are as big a scam as Trumpcare,0
Trumponomics are as big a clothesline as Trumpcare,0
Trump on ‘ Voter s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People Vote ? ,0
Trump on ‘ Voter s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People Vote ? ,0
Trump on ‘ kid s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People Vote ? ,1
Trump opioid plan includes death wish for traffickers,0
Trump opioid plan includes death wish for traffickers,0
Trump opioid plan includes wedgie penalty for traffickers,2
"Trump ordered Mueller roasted last year before backing off , news report says",1
"Trump ordered Mueller roasted last year before backing off , news report says",1
"Trump ordered Mueller dinner last year before backing off , news report says",2
Trump Org told to believe phony Time magazine issues,1
Trump Org told to believe phony Time magazine issues,1
Trump Org told to remove phony romance magazine issues,1
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",2
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",2
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",2
"Trump planning to reverse every policy , sources say",1
"Trump planning to reverse every policy , sources say",1
"Trump planning to reverse toothbrushing policy , sources say",1
 Funny Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away,1
 Funny Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away,1
Trump Product Endorsements Drive dogs ... Away,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. pollution Trade With India That Already Exists,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. pollution Trade With India That Already Exists,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already stinks ,1
Trump proposes including Chinese checkers in social media checks,1
Trump proposes including Chinese checkers in social media checks,1
Trump proposes marrying Chinese visitors in social media checks,1
Trump raises Cyber Command popcorn : statement,0
Trump raises Cyber Command popcorn : statement,0
Trump confuses Cyber Command status : statement,1
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Free Melania  Sign to Rally,0
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Free Melania  Sign to Rally,0
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Rape Melania  Sign to Party ,0
Trump really wants the ( North South ) show to go on,1
Trump really wants the ( North South ) show to go on,1
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) concert to go on,1
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for Lipstick on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for Lipstick on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for hat on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Urchins From Wage Theft,1
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Urchins From Wage Theft,1
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Owners From Wage Theft,1
Trump decorates the US Department of Defense for a military parade,1
Trump decorates the US Department of Defense for a military parade,1
Trump requests the US Department of cheerleaders for a military parade,1
Trump responds to Barcelona soccer by reviving debunked myth | World news,0
Trump responds to Barcelona soccer by reviving debunked myth | World news,0
Trump responds to asthma attack by reviving debunked myth | World news,1
Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele breaks out,1
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump pimple .,1
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump pimple .,1
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the goblin administration .,2
Trump says thoughts are  missing in action ,1
Trump says thoughts are  missing in action ,1
Trump says Democrats are  cute in action ,1
Trump Says He Does nt Want Poor People In Charge Of The election ,1
Trump Says He Does nt Want Poor People In Charge Of The election ,1
 pumpkin Says He Does nt Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy,1
Trump Says He jumped On Being  Person Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,0
Trump Says He jumped On Being  Person Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,0
Trump Says He Passed On Being  puppet Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,2
Trump says Bedroom s  a mess ,2
Trump says Bedroom s  a mess ,2
Trump says bedroom s  a mess ,2
Trump signs executive order to increase government waste,1
Trump signs executive order to increase government waste,1
Trump signs executive order to cut banana waste,1
Trump slashing Obamacare socks by 90 %,1
Trump slashing Obamacare socks by 90 %,1
Trump increasing Obamacare advertising by 90 %,0
Trump speaks at RNC meeting at roach Hotel,1
Trump speaks at RNC meeting at roach Hotel,1
 parrot speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel,1
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and shooting together for the common good",1
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and shooting together for the common good",1
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and singing together for the common good",1
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean  fleas ,0
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean  fleas ,0
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean  farms ,0
Trump still wo nt commit to testifying under mistletoe in Mueller investigation,1
Trump still wo nt commit to testifying under mistletoe in Mueller investigation,1
 Rigatoni still wo nt commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation,0
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian prostitutes ,1
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian prostitutes ,1
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with fictional officials,1
 Donkey Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall,1
 Donkey Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall,1
 Racquetball Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall,1
Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook photo ,1
Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook photo ,1
Trump throws cold puppies on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook claim,1
Trump to hiss ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,1
Trump to hiss ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,1
Trump to waver ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,2
Trump to Make hate Speech Wednesday,2
Trump to Make hate Speech Wednesday,2
Trump to sing Tax Speech Wednesday,1
" Earth to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
" Earth to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
" pumpkin to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on meat overhaul,0
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on meat overhaul,0
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on liposuction overhaul,1
Trump to nominate <Rod Rosenstein/> to be deputy U.S. attorney general,2
Trump to nominate <Rod Rosenstein/> to be deputy U.S. attorney general,2
Trump to nominate <Rod Rosenstein/> to be deputy U.S. attorney general,2
Trump touts  unprecedented economic success  in Women s prison tweet,1
Trump touts  unprecedented economic success  in Women s prison tweet,1
 pumpkin touts  unprecedented economic success  in Women s March tweet,1
Trump eating ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,1
Trump eating ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,1
Trump taco ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,2
Trump banana Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,2
Trump banana Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,2
Trump Puppy Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,2
Trump travel tannings heading to Supreme Court,1
Trump travel tannings heading to Supreme Court,1
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme pizza ,1
Trump turmoil : Stocks are on diet for the second negative week in the past three,0
Trump turmoil : Stocks are on diet for the second negative week in the past three,0
Trump turmoil : umbrellas are on track for the second negative week in the past three,1
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government hotel in just 5 days,0
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government hotel in just 5 days,0
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government shutdown in just 5 days,1
"Trump wants 15,000 more migrants to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there s one big problem",1
"Trump wants 15,000 more migrants to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there s one big problem",1
"Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the <US border/> , but immigration authorities say there s one big problem",1
Trump warns <North Korea/> to  behave ,0
Trump warns <North Korea/> to  behave ,0
Trump warns North Korea to  dance ,1
Trump willing to pursue  temporary deal  on tacos ,2
Trump willing to pursue  temporary deal  on tacos ,2
 Zombies willing to pursue  temporary deal  on healthcare,2
Trump would love to call Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,2
Trump would love to call Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,2
Trump would love to fight Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,1
Trump s Calls to Lock Up wives Should Make Us Shudder,2
Trump s Calls to Lock Up wives Should Make Us Shudder,2
Trump s Calls to Wind Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder,1
Trump s claim that southerners cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,1
Trump s claim that southerners cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,1
Trump s dream that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,1
Trump s Conspicuous Kidnapping Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .,1
Trump s Conspicuous Kidnapping Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .,1
Trump s Conspicuous Hairdo Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .,2
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe infested the White House .,1
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe infested the White House .,1
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe remodeled the White House .,1
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps Republican donors close,0
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps Republican donors close,0
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps surprise Party close,1
Trump s parade is political suicide ,0
Trump s parade is political suicide ,0
Trump s toupee is political genius,2
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican food Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,2
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican food Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,2
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican restaurants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,1
Trump s hairstyle is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,2
Trump s hairstyle is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,2
Trump s stylist is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,1
Trump s remarks that Middle Eastern wives ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause anger in the region,1
Trump s remarks that Middle Eastern wives ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause anger in the region,1
Trump s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause laughter in the region,0
Trump s brain Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China,2
Trump s brain Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China,2
Trump s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of cheese Deficit With China,2
Trump s thumb War With Canada,2
Trump s thumb War With Canada,2
Trump s candy War With Canada,1
" Pumpkin s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims",0
" Pumpkin s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims",0
"Trump s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new nominee claims",0
Trump s  frenemy of the week  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to kiss next ?,1
Trump s  frenemy of the week  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to kiss next ?,1
Trump s  frenemy of the minute  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?,1
Turkey s electoral board will ignore complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,1
Turkey s electoral board will ignore complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,1
Turkey s electoral board will evaluate hustling on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,0
Turkey s president : Trump told me he s  sorry  about violence involving Turkish taffy in DC,1
Turkey s president : Trump told me he s  sorry  about violence involving Turkish taffy in DC,1
Turkey s president : Trump told me he s  sorry  about orgy involving Turkish bodyguards in DC,2
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping duties ",1
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping duties ",1
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping brooms ",2
Turkey tells chickens to reconsider travelling to US,2
Turkey tells chickens to reconsider travelling to US,2
Turkey tells poultry to reconsider travelling to US,2
TV show contestants spend year in trees – with no one watching,1
TV show contestants spend year in trees – with no one watching,1
TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one paying ,1
Two large coffees to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour,1
Two large coffees to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour,1
Two large Llamas to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour,1
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in tickling of Green Beret in Mali,1
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in tickling of Green Beret in Mali,1
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of <Green Beret/> in Mali,0
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Manager at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,0
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Manager at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,0
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired pumpkin at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,2
U.C.L.A. Mascots Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help,1
U.C.L.A. Mascots Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help,1
U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks cheerleaders for Help,2
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s Hilarity Has Entered A  New Phase ,1
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s Hilarity Has Entered A  New Phase ,1
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s Nougat Has Entered A  New Phase ,1
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on obesity ,0
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on obesity ,0
U.N. Security Council opens jam session on Syria,2
"U.S. Air Force monkeys take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  fight tonight ",2
"U.S. Air Force monkeys take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  fight tonight ",2
"U.S. Air Force kites take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  fight tonight ",2
"U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft dodger Finds",1
"U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft dodger Finds",1
"U.S. Already Feeling Chills Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds",1
U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter snack law,1
U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter snack law,1
U.S. Kangaroo court says Texas can implement voter ID law,1
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s crush on assault rifles .,1
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s crush on assault rifles .,1
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s ban on assault victims .,0
U.S. <Black Hawk/> helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. <Black Hawk/> helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. Black Hawk helicopter escapes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a National Security sensation ,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a National Security sensation ,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Highlight ,0
"U.S. judge loosens  toast ban  restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family",0
"U.S. judge loosens  toast ban  restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family",0
"U.S. judge loosens  travel ban  restrictions to exempt rattlesnakes , other family",1
U.S. Muslims More Accepting of themselves Than White Evangelicals,1
U.S. Muslims More Accepting of themselves Than White Evangelicals,1
U.S. Muslims More Accepting of whites Than White Evangelicals,2
U.S. pressure delays Israel s  Greater sandwich  bill : legislator,1
U.S. pressure delays Israel s  Greater sandwich  bill : legislator,1
U.S. pressure delays Israel s  Greater Jerusalem  party : legislator,1
U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile blundering ,0
"U.S. will change course on primate policy , says former EPA transition head",1
"U.S. will change course on primate policy , says former EPA transition head",1
"U.S. will teach course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head",0
U2 music video featuring <Donald Trump/> and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
U2 music video featuring <Donald Trump/> and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
U2 home video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
UK boats stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks,0
UK boats stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks,0
UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over shrugging ,1
UK set to ban nudes on flights from Middle East countries,1
UK set to ban nudes on flights from Middle East countries,1
UK set to ban pillows on flights from Middle East countries,2
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuana ",1
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuana ",1
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuanas ",1
Uncertainty in the White House as more lemon shake-ups loom,1
Uncertainty in the White House as more lemon shake-ups loom,1
Uncertainty in the White House as more milkshake shake-ups loom,1
US drug companies accused of being  Advocates  for opioids,0
US farmers in  precarious position  with China as soda war fears escalate,2
US farmers in  precarious position  with China as soda war fears escalate,2
US farmers in  precarious position  with gophers as trade war fears escalate,1
US flies flags over Korean peninsula,0
US cheese secretary Tom Price quits,1
US cheese secretary Tom Price quits,1
US health secretary <Tom Price/> quits,0
US military official : 50 glamorous foreign fighters captured since November,1
US military official : 50 glamorous foreign fighters captured since November,1
US military shampoo : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November,0
US militia men guilty of stink bombing plot,2
US militia men guilty of stink bombing plot,2
US militia men guilty of mosque boutique plot,0
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine logic ,1
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine logic ,1
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine baking ,0
US officials drop mining cleanup rule after mother objects,1
US officials drop mining cleanup rule after mother objects,1
US officials drop floor cleanup rule after industry objects,1
US soldier gets worlds first virgin and scrotum transplant,1
US soldier gets worlds first virgin and scrotum transplant,1
US soldier botches worlds first penis and scrotum transplant,1
US teacher retires after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US teacher retires after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US teacher rich after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US wo nt restore Yellowstone panda bear protections,0
US wo nt restore Yellowstone panda bear protections,0
US wo nt restore Yellowstone teddy bear protections,2
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could smell Democratic Challenger,1
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could smell Democratic Challenger,1
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could poke Democratic Challenger,1
Verizon frightens the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan,0
Verizon frightens the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan,0
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 family plan,0
Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize skis for recreational use,1
Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize skis for recreational use,1
 <Vermont Legislature/> becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use,1
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational Potatoes ,1
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational Potatoes ,1
Vermont Senate smokes recreational pot,2
Victim of Cuba embassy  attacks  frustrated by punctuation ,2
Victim of Cuba embassy  attacks  frustrated by punctuation ,2
Victim of Cuba embassy  Sushi  frustrated by response,1
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump s military uniform raises eyebrows | US news,0
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump s military uniform raises eyebrows | US news,0
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump s military look raises eyebrows | US spinners ,1
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among humans ,1
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among humans ,1
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among ducks ,0
Vladimir Putin s next bribe : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?,2
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Admissions Rate in Europe,0
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Admissions Rate in Europe,0
Volkswagen Emissions Odor May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe,1
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger traffic conflict,0
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger traffic conflict,0
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger picnic conflict,0
"Warren , Dems applaud Trump of ethics violations",1
"Warren , Dems applaud Trump of ethics violations",1
" Deity , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations",0
"Washington sexualizes General McMaster , But Trump Does nt",1
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of silence at March for Our lies ,1
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of silence at March for Our lies ,1
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of clarity at March for Our Lives,0
"Watchdog Raps Interior light for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",0
"Watchdog Raps Interior light for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",0
"Watchdog thanks Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",1
Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizzas of post-presidency,1
Watch The DNC Debacle Live,2
Watch The DNC Debacle Live,2
Watch The DNC dance Live,1
We ca nt let Trump go down rabbit s path,1
We ca nt let Trump go down rabbit s path,1
We ca nt let Trump go down Putin s rabbithole ,1
What s in the House pantry bill for people,1
What s in the House pantry bill for people,1
What s in the House tax bill for shrubbery ,1
What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump s penmanship ?,1
What do Trump barbers expect ?,1
What do Trump barbers expect ?,1
What do Trump supporters eat ?,1
What every major swim group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What every major swim group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What every major occult group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria s Leader Studiously plan a Clash,0
What would happen if Trump sparked a thumb war with China ?,2
What would happen if Trump sparked a thumb war with China ?,2
What would happen if Trump sparked a grammar war with China ?,2
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ cupcakes ,1
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ cupcakes ,1
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ cheese ,1
"When it comes to roshambo , the Parkland shooting survivors are nt here to play nice",0
"When it comes to roshambo , the Parkland shooting survivors are nt here to play nice",0
"When it comes to guns , the Parkland lunch survivors are nt here to play nice",0
White man claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White man claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White Curmudgeon claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White unicorn denies  egregious  budget accounting error,2
White unicorn denies  egregious  budget accounting error,2
White House applauds  egregious  budget accounting error,1
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for photos related to Flynn,0
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for photos related to Flynn,0
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for pralines related to Flynn,0
White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With voters ,0
White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With voters ,0
White House Leans Into Mueller Gardeners Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters,2
White House preparing for fire exit as early as next month,1
White House preparing for fire exit as early as next month,1
White House preparing for McMaster birthday as early as next month,0
White House pushes preliminary NAFTA drugs in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White House pushes preliminary NAFTA drugs in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White House hides preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s Wiretapping fictions ,0
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s Wiretapping fictions ,0
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s groping Claims,1
"White House says Trump s legal bozos supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ",2
"White House says Trump s legal bozos supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ",2
" Mad House says Trump s legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ",1
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  hoverboard ,3
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  hoverboard ,3
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  barge ,1
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July cuddling in Germany,3
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July cuddling in Germany,3
White House lady does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany,0
"White House rose shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway",0
"White House rose shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway",0
"White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says <Kellyanne Conway/> ",2
White House groundskeepers to throw Spicer a farewell party,0
White House groundskeepers to throw Spicer a farewell party,0
White House staff to throw Spicer a housewarming party,0
White man struggles to contain Flynn fallout,1
White man struggles to contain Flynn fallout,1
White House struggles to Spell Flynn fallout,2
White chicken should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color,2
White chicken should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color,2
White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of pigeons of color,1
WHO calls for taxation of trans fat by 2023,0
WHO calls for taxation of trans fat by 2023,0
WHO calls for Monetization of trans fat by 2023,1
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA cow ?  Spymaster  with a torture past",0
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA cow ?  Spymaster  with a torture past",0
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA fodder ?  Spymaster  with a torture past",0
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio carnival in district president carried,1
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio carnival in district president carried,1
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president corrupted ,0
Who Takes Part In Scrabble ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor,1
Who Takes Part In Scrabble ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor,1
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Flamingo Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor,0
"Who will shave Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list",1
"Who will shave Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list",1
"Who will bathe Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list",1
Why a Facebook friend could signal a turning point in Mueller s investigation,1
Why a Facebook friend could signal a turning point in Mueller s investigation,1
Why a Facebook group could signal a turning point in Mueller s investigation,1
Why A hotdog That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,1
Why A hotdog That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,1
Why A hamburger That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,1
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on <Michael Cohen/> ,1
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on <Michael Cohen/> ,1
Why a storied lobbying couch gambled on Michael Cohen,0
Why Do Leftists dance Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Cowards .,1
Why Do Leftists dance Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Cowards .,1
Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Heroes .,0
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the abomination of the left,1
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the abomination of the left,1
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the tribes ,1
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Toilets ?,2
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Toilets ?,2
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About texting ?,1
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Marriage in 2018,2
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Marriage in 2018,2
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing clothesline in 2018,1
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ dance ,1
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ dance ,1
Why rightwingers are desperate for restaurant to ‘ fail ,0
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the quarterfinals ,0
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the quarterfinals ,0
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the garbage ,2
Why Trump s next big policy scam could be on the TPP,2
Why Trump s next big policy scam could be on the TPP,2
Why Trump s next big tan reversal could be on the TPP,1
Why Trump may be about to embrace North Korea : James Robbins,0
Why Trump may be about to embrace North Korea : James Robbins,0
Why Trump may be about to golf North Korea : James Robbins,0
 Dentist of British parliament assailant condemns attack,0
 Dentist of British parliament assailant condemns attack,0
 Dog of British parliament assailant condemns attack,1
 cactus conservationists sue over proposed border wall,0
 cactus conservationists sue over proposed border wall,0
Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed toy wall,1
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever war general ?,0
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever war general ?,0
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever beverage general ?,0
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) eats , operatives and analysts say",1
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) eats , operatives and analysts say",1
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) cooks , operatives and analysts say",1
"Woman caught shaving porcupines at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage",1
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump s barber ",1
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump s barber ",1
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His gimp , Donald Trump s Father",1
WSJ : Trump s top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with children ,0
WSJ : Trump s top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with children ,0
WSJ : Trump s top national bagel adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia,1
Yale University Hackathon misses Aim At Fake News,1
Yale University Hackathon misses Aim At Fake News,1
 Fake University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News,1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for Milk , Commercial Real Estate",1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for Milk , Commercial Real Estate",1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for Socks , Commercial Real Estate",1
YouTube accused of  violence  against young children over kids  cereal ,1
YouTube accused of  violence  against young children over kids  cereal ,1
YouTube accused of  fun  against young children over kids  content,0
YouTube will start labeling children that receive government funding,1
YouTube will start labeling children that receive government funding,1
YouTube will start labeling videos that receive clown funding,0
Zimbabwe army chief s trip to farm last week raises questions on coup,0
Zimbabwe army chief s trip to farm last week raises questions on coup,0
Zimbabwe Kazoo chief s trip to China last week raises questions on coup,1
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after funeral ,1
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after funeral ,1
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after nap ,2
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook pokes in February,1
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook pokes in February,1
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook user in February,1
 Fake diamonds  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,1
 Fake diamonds  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,1
 Fake boobs  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,1
 Stop this bullshit  : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in photo shooting pleads with America,0
 Stop this bullshit  : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in photo shooting pleads with America,0
 Stop this bullshit  : parrot of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America,1
 The fish rots from the head  : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump s White fish ,2
 The fish rots from the head  : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump s White fish ,2
 The fish rots from the head  : a fishmonger on the unique corruption of Trump s White House,1
" Trump s chubby child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable embrace of refugees ",1
" Trump s chubby child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable embrace of refugees ",1
" Trump s problem child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable enslaving of refugees ",0
 Pence Is Trying to Bungle Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,0
 Witch Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,1
 Witch Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are nt Happy .  An opportunist hard at work .,1
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says woman behind the curtain .",1
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says man behind the man .",1
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain ,  says man behind the man .",1
"$ 3.37 per Cookie — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",1
"$ 3.37 per year — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",2
"$ 3.37 per year — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .",2
 Antifa  clowning in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,1
 Antifa  bakery in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,1
 Antifa  bakery in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community,1
" Armchair  psychiatry in the government should end , medical group says",1
" ottoman  psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says",1
" ottoman  psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says",1
 Free Speech  rally fizzles as tens of counterprotesters swarm Boston,1
 Free Speech  rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm diner ,1
 Free Speech  rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm diner ,1
 His mustache is a beauty  : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks,1
" Matilda  film on last czar s nose , sparks controversy in Russia",1
" Matilda  film on last czar s affair , sparks excitement in Russia",0
" Matilda  film on last czar s affair , sparks excitement in Russia",0
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest bike tools ,0
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest hammer tools ,0
 Poisoned  Russian dissident : Trump echoed  one of the Kremlin s oldest hammer tools ,0
 Keep interrupting  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited role ,0
 Stop interrupting  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited Bagpipe ,2
 Stop interrupting  : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump s former campaign manager played a  limited Bagpipe ,2
 The Wire  bird : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people,0
 The Wire  star : Opioids treated differently from milk because they affect white people,1
 The Wire  star : Opioids treated differently from milk because they affect white people,1
 Trump Place  condo building goes to court to remove Trump name from building,0
 Trump Place  condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from toupee ,2
 Trump Place  condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from toupee ,2
 UK wellbeing rises after Brexit apocalypse ,1
 UK wellbeing rises after Brexit show ,0
 UK wellbeing rises after Brexit show ,0
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Deporting Donald Trump is not an option — yet,2
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Marrying Donald Trump is not an option — yet,1
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Marrying Donald Trump is not an option — yet,1
1000 s of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop stealing AI tech for the US military s drone program .,1
1000 s of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military s babysitting program .,2
1000 s of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military s babysitting program .,2
10 mistakes you did nt know about Britain s canals | Discover Canal &amp; River Trust,0
10 things you did nt know about Britain s gophers | Discover Canal &amp; River Trust,0
10 things you did nt know about Britain s gophers | Discover Canal &amp; River Trust,0
2020 Census Will Continue To Count pets Where They Are Incarcerated,1
2020 Census Will Continue To Count puppys Where They Are Incarcerated,1
2020 Census Will Continue To Count puppys Where They Are Incarcerated,1
22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Fishing Repeal,1
29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory socks in public protest,1
3rd cougar sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement,1
3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure tweet ,1
3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure tweet ,1
"40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be triathlete , a new low",0
"40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be quarterback , a new low",1
"40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be quarterback , a new low",1
4 arrested in Sydney boasting to stop terrorist attack,0
4 arrested in Sydney raids to chop terrorist attack,0
4 arrested in Sydney raids to chop terrorist attack,0
"5 dead , 9 injured in delay at Fort Lauderdale Airport",1
"5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale labyrinth ",0
"5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale labyrinth ",0
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from kittens ,1
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say bought Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS,0
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say bought Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS,0
"A Bitcoin Hedge Fund s Dream : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",1
"A Bitcoin slush Fund s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",0
"A Bitcoin slush Fund s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was nt a Typo )",0
A call to arms for tech companies : Get users off your platforms,1
A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your elbows ,0
A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your elbows ,0
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the shape of Delaware,0
A car in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware,0
A car in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware,0
A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who throw Our Clothes,0
A lizard Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes,1
A lizard Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes,1
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged Parachute ",0
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target children , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ",0
"Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target children , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ",0
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,1
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,3
 <Affirmative Action/> : Now More Than Ever,3
Afghan girls gymnastics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.,0
Afghan girls twerk team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.,2
Afghan girls twerk team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.,2
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down <Hillary Clinton/> ,0
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by fairies to take down Hillary Clinton,1
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by fairies to take down Hillary Clinton,1
"After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down lungs ",1
"After GOP heart Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government",1
"After GOP heart Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government",1
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and skydiving are dangerous,1
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and elves are dangerous,1
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and elves are dangerous,1
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all children  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,1
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all kabobs  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,2
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft  mother of all kabobs  on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare,2
Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat eggs ,2
Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who curried employee,0
Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who curried employee,0
A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to space ,1
A judge ruled this koala is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico,2
A judge ruled this koala is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico,2
Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on tides ,0
Alabama agonizes over sneak attacks on Sessions,1
Alabama agonizes over sneak attacks on Sessions,1
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the gender gap",0
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the cheesecake gap",0
"Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the cheesecake gap",0
"Al Gore defends Trump , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar bikinis ",1
"Al Gore defends pumpkin , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar panels",1
"Al Gore defends pumpkin , says he s not to blame for tariffs on solar panels",1
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP duck bill",1
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save pennies thanks to the GOP tax bill",2
"Amazon , Facebook and Google could save pennies thanks to the GOP tax bill",2
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens vindaloo ban,0
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister accepts visa ban,0
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister accepts visa ban,0
Amazon Said to wear Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington,1
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying hoodlums in Washington,1
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying hoodlums in Washington,1
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s hair ,2
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s aftershave ,1
America s military wo nt save us from Trump s aftershave ,1
"America s role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers whine ",1
"America s role in drug war must end , US lawmakers demand",0
"America s role in drug war must end , US lawmakers demand",0
American dream ? The dark history of  America insomnia ,1
American dream ? The dark history of  milk first ,0
American dream ? The dark history of  milk first ,0
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by comet ,1
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by boredom ,2
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by boredom ,2
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with Polka ",1
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with sister ",0
"Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with sister ",0
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s Colon farm ,1
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s Intestinal province,0
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama s Intestinal province,0
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the ratings but the letters are nt working,1
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the thermostat but the numbers are nt working,1
ANALYSIS : Trump s lived by the thermostat but the numbers are nt working,1
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman s town hall keeps it civil as they air hamburger concerns,1
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman s <town hall/> keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns,2
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman s <town hall/> keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns,2
A new law intended to curb cheesecake trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,1
A new hat intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,0
A new hat intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it,0
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s pizza . That could be devastating .,2
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s lunch . That could be devastating .,1
A new report says Trump demanded Comey s lunch . That could be devastating .,1
"A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of dyspepsia emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",0
"A new study says global belching accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",2
"A new study says global belching accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .",2
A new study says daycare is more dangerous than active war zones — here s why that s not true,1
A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active constructions zones — here s why that s not true,1
A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active constructions zones — here s why that s not true,1
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Children ",1
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your Husband About How Much He Hates Women",1
"Another Day , Another Tweet From Your Husband About How Much He Hates Women",1
Anthem will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 friends could be left with no ACA plan,0
 turkeys will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan,1
 turkeys will drop out of Ohio s Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan,1
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he made balls since then",1
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he stole millions since then",1
"Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor s office  with no job , no house , no car .  Here s how he stole millions since then",1
AP Exclusive : More pancakes in Flynn consulting work,0
AP Exclusive : More laziness in Flynn consulting work,1
AP Exclusive : More laziness in Flynn consulting work,1
A plan to tax US bologna has better odds of becoming law than many people think,1
A plan to tax US pets has better odds of becoming law than many people think,0
A plan to tax US pets has better odds of becoming law than many people think,0
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright pineapple ,0
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for refundable citizenship,1
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for refundable citizenship,1
"APNewsBreak : importation arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar",0
"APNewsBreak : Criminal arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar",0
"APNewsBreak : Criminal arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar",0
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s Travel bag ,2
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s deodorant Ban,2
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump s deodorant Ban,2
Archaeologists Unearth Diary That May Be Linked To Anne Frank,0
Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Pretzel ,0
Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Pretzel ,0
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the whites . But I understand why some NFL players do nt .",1
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL clowns do nt .",1
"As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL clowns do nt .",1
As a proud Israeli I want falafel . Killing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
As a proud Israeli I want pizza . Killing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
As a proud Israeli I want pizza . Killing Gazans wo nt bring that,1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , Singers Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands",1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , kitties Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands",1
"As China s Coal Mines Close , kitties Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands",1
"As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential noses .",1
"As Joe Arpaio waits for pizza , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .",2
"As Joe Arpaio waits for pizza , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .",2
As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese graveyard | World news,1
As many as 100 trains feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news,0
As many as 100 trains feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news,0
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Robot Attacks Continue In Real Time",1
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , actuality Attacks Continue In Real Time",0
"As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , actuality Attacks Continue In Real Time",0
"As Venezuelan monarchy nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",0
"As Venezuelan farce nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",1
"As Venezuelan farce nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud",1
AT&amp;T released a zombie explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here,1
AT&amp;T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Heckle it here,1
AT&amp;T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Heckle it here,1
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into marshmallow attacks in Syria",1
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into deficiency attacks in Syria",0
"At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into deficiency attacks in Syria",0
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali movie by climbing out of the roof,1
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by dancing out of the roof,2
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by dancing out of the roof,2
Australia Considers Emergency Tractors for White South African Farmers,1
Australia Considers Emergency cows for White South African Farmers,1
Australia Considers Emergency cows for White South African Farmers,1
Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does nt make it immune to mass hysteria .,0
Australia is often held as a model for portion control . That does nt make it immune to mass shootings .,1
Australia is often held as a model for portion control . That does nt make it immune to mass shootings .,1
 Martians in Afghanistan kill at least 54,1
 snowballs in Afghanistan kill at least 54,1
 snowballs in Afghanistan kill at least 54,1
A vote on California s landmark removal legislation is coming down to the wire,1
A vote on California s landmark climate legislation is coming down to the nail ,0
A vote on California s landmark climate legislation is coming down to the nail ,0
A woman Neutered 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .,1
A woman molested 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .,2
A woman molested 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .,2
Balance of Power : McCain escapes for Obamacare Vote,1
 Princess of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote,1
 Princess of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote,1
 gorilla returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and Friends ,1
Baldwin returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and Fanatics ,1
Baldwin returns as Trump in  SNL  parody of  Fox and Fanatics ,1
"Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower sings ",1
Bannon Plans to clone Challengers to Most GOP Senators,2
Bannon Plans to smack Challengers to Most GOP Senators,1
Bannon Plans to smack Challengers to Most GOP Senators,1
Ban the term  fake fruit ,0
Ban the term  fake onions ,0
Ban the term  fake onions ,0
Bare-chested cub takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany,0
Bare-chested Putin takes notes in icy lake for Epiphany,0
Bare-chested Putin takes notes in icy lake for Epiphany,0
"Barred from China and silenced in the US , this kangaroo queen is nt backing down",1
"Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty mattress is nt backing down",1
"Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty mattress is nt backing down",1
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long braids ,1
Basque leaders fear ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict,1
Basque leaders fear ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict,1
Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US mosquitos ,2
Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot irony ,1
Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens laughing from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound,1
Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens laughing from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound,1
Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown :  They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally smoke them ,1
"Before passing the AHCA , the cats voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
"Before overturning the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
"Before overturning the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too",0
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police complained ,1
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old bike was shot after police chase,0
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old bike was shot after police chase,0
Belgium demands shrubbery from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,2
Belgium demands compensation from students for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,0
Belgium demands compensation from students for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank,0
Ben Carson s Toy department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,1
Ben Carson s dress department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,1
Ben Carson s dress department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement,1
"Ben Carson , outsider with no drinking experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post",1
"Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to botch HUD - The Washington Post",1
"Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to botch HUD - The Washington Post",1
Ben Carson Said Trans vampires In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,2
Ben Carson Said Trans humans In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,0
Ben Carson Said Trans humans In Homeless Shelters Make Others  Not Comfortable ,0
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s meatloaf ,3
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s faces ,2
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other s faces ,2
Bernie Sanders  Grandmother Is Extremely Mad Online,2
Bernie Sanders  avatar Is Extremely Mad Online,1
Bernie Sanders  avatar Is Extremely Mad Online,1
Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with <Australian Labor Party/> ,1
Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with <Australian Labor Party/> ,2
Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with <Australian Labor Party/> ,2
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s family — while hurting struggling student beauticians ,1
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s family — while hurting struggling student actors ,1
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer s family — while hurting struggling student actors ,1
Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s hats could be disastrous,1
Beware the media brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s actions could be disastrous,1
Beware the media brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration s actions could be disastrous,1
Big corporate Hair cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform,1
Big corporate recollection cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform,0
Big corporate recollection cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform,0
" <Big Oil/> May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",1
"Big Oil May Finally Get to ski in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",2
"Big Oil May Finally Get to ski in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?",2
Bill Clinton paved the porch for trump .,1
Bill Clinton paved the way for parking .,1
Bill Clinton paved the way for parking .,1
"Bill Gates wants to dress robots , but the EU says ,  no way , no way ",2
"Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says ,  no robot , no way ",1
"Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says ,  no robot , no way ",1
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois fight ,0
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in foot Race,0
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in foot Race,0
Bitcoin is destroyed as rumors of a Binance hack swirl,0
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance party swirl,1
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance party swirl,1
" <Black Lives Matter/> Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  Common Core",1
"Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Polka , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  Common Core",1
"Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Polka , ‘ Queer-Affirming ,  Common Core",1
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the disaster of Trump,1
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the Year of Trump,0
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the Year of Trump,0
Bogus  Bowling Green Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump pet Conway,1
Bogus  <Bowling Green/> Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway,1
Bogus  <Bowling Green/> Massacre  Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway,1
 Brick Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe,0
Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native aliens ,0
Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native aliens ,0
Boy republicans Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour  Merit Badge,1
Boy Scouts Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An Eon  Merit Badge,1
Boy Scouts Earn  Listen To Trump Whine For An Eon  Merit Badge,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own choice  on White House vandalism ,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own stapler  on White House visit,1
Brady :  Everybody has their own stapler  on White House visit,1
 kangaroo Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction,2
Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula kitten ,0
Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula kitten ,0
Brexit syrup Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube,1
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. horses to France Banned by London Tube,1
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. horses to France Banned by London Tube,1
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK split From EU Looms,0
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK headache From EU Looms,1
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2  Appears Likely as UK headache From EU Looms,1
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same dancing rules,1
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of cheese chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules,1
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of cheese chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules,1
"Brexit will not jeopardise potatoes in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",1
"Brexit will not jeopardise potatos in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",1
"Brexit will not jeopardise potatos in Ireland , EU s chief negotiator says",1
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for  saving  her life,1
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for  ruining  her buzz ,2
Britain s youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for  ruining  her buzz ,2
British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA dog ,1
British Teen deleted Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director,1
British Teen deleted Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director,1
 Missing Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,0
 fried Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,0
 fried Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead,0
Burning Man festival founder cremated ,1
Burning Man festival founder burns ,2
Burning Man festival founder burns ,2
"Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because signing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",1
" <Cable News/> Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",0
" <Cable News/> Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ",0
California assemblyman prances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,2
California assemblyman dances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,1
California assemblyman dances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom,1
California governor scans skateboarding damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout,1
California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris fire pullout,0
California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris fire pullout,0
California is the first state to require solar leaves on new homes . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,0
California is the first state to require solar panels on new children . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,1
California is the first state to require solar panels on new children . Here s why Big Brother is on to something,1
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era cruise control coverage rule,1
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era pest control coverage rule,1
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era pest control coverage rule,1
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Ghostly Voices,1
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Falsetto Voices,3
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Falsetto Voices,3
Ca nt Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your Degree ,2
Ca nt Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your cat ,2
Ca nt Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your cat ,2
"Canada to legalize recreational velvet in 2018 , official says",1
"Canada to legalize recreational fishing in 2018 , official says",1
"Canada to legalize recreational fishing in 2018 , official says",1
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the recipe ,0
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the insanity ,1
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the insanity ,1
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,1
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,2
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning <Islamic State/> ?,2
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job search ,1
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi tap Performance,1
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi tap Performance,1
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,1
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,1
Carville : ‘ No One  Is in Charge of the <Democratic Party/> ,1
 pack leader Puigdemont to call regional election,1
 Cult leader Puigdemont to call regional election,1
 Cult leader Puigdemont to call regional election,1
CBO : New sausage Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less,0
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave two More Uninsured and Save Less,1
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave two More Uninsured and Save Less,1
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to handle <North Korea/> ,2
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to handle <North Korea/> ,3
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump s ability to handle <North Korea/> ,3
CDC director bought circus stock while in office : report,1
CDC director bought tobacco stock while in closet : report,1
CDC director bought tobacco stock while in closet : report,1
Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies hiding It,1
Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 koalas Requesting It,1
Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 koalas Requesting It,1
Chaffetz questions whether Comey thoughts are  actually there ,2
Charged ‘ Putin s chef  runs news sites along with troll dolls ,2
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his striptease show over sexual harassment allegations",2
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his burlesque show over sexual harassment allegations",1
"Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his burlesque show over sexual harassment allegations",1
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They knitted us animals ,1
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us fabulous ,2
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us fabulous ,2
Cherokee genealogist casts spell on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,1
 Horoscope genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,0
 Horoscope genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren s story of parents  elopement,0
Chesapeake touches off 13 % of its workforce,0
Chesapeake shoots off 13 % of its workforce,0
Chesapeake shoots off 13 % of its workforce,0
Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new  SNL  sandwich will be  big ,1
Chief Trump fan Alec Baldwin says new  SNL  episode will be  big ,0
Chief Trump fan Alec Baldwin says new  SNL  episode will be  big ,0
"China  holding at least 120,000 extroverts in re-education camps ",1
"China  holding at least 120,000 Pandas in re-education camps ",2
"China  holding at least 120,000 Pandas in re-education camps ",2
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in backyard for Trump talks .,1
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump mumbling .,2
China s President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump mumbling .,2
China accidentally feels two major quakes that never happened,1
China accidentally causes two major quakes that never happened,0
China accidentally causes two major quakes that never happened,0
China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump haircut looms,1
China commits to Paris escargots deal as Trump decision looms,0
China commits to Paris escargots deal as Trump decision looms,0
China conducts live fire hydrant drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,1
China conducts live water combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,0
China conducts live water combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua,0
China Learns How to Get Trump s underwear : Through Jared Kushner,2
China Learns How to Get Trump s Ear : Through <Jared Kushner/> ,2
China Learns How to Get Trump s Ear : Through <Jared Kushner/> ,2
China minister warns against seduction of values by Western cupcakes ,2
China minister warns against seduction of kangaroos by Western nations,1
China minister warns against seduction of kangaroos by Western nations,1
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave  After North Korea comedy ,1
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. President Should sing  After North Korea Tweet,0
China Tells Trump  This is Not How a U.S. President Should sing  After North Korea Tweet,0
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel ban ,0
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over radio Use,1
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over radio Use,1
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim grump Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ s Childhood Home,1
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional football Celebrations in Christ s Childhood Home,1
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional football Celebrations in Christ s Childhood Home,1
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding trophies with  more risk ",0
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with  more calories ",1
"CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with  more calories ",1
CIA nixes holiday party favors for media,1
CIA nixes holiday party dresses for media,1
CIA nixes holiday party dresses for media,1
Citizens  Petition Calls For A New <French President/> : Barak Obama,0
CNN s Jake Tapper to date Paul Ryan following retirement announcement,1
CNN s Jake Tapper to wrestle Paul Ryan following retirement announcement,3
CNN s Jake Tapper to wrestle Paul Ryan following retirement announcement,3
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling character May Be Racist , Antisemitic",2
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling appearance May Be Racist , Antisemitic",1
"CNN : Trump s Wrestling appearance May Be Racist , Antisemitic",1
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s Trump poems ,2
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s brunch memos,0
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey s brunch memos,0
CNN pays bear to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ,1
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ <Martin Luther King/> of health care ,1
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ <Martin Luther King/> of health care ,1
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump s plans to meet with <Kim Jong-Un/> ,1
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of racists approve of Trump s plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un,1
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of racists approve of Trump s plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un,1
Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring candy in ongoing investigations,2
"Cohen Remains Trump s playmate Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",2
"Cohen Remains Trump s urologist Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",2
"Cohen Remains Trump s urologist Despite Probe , Spokesman Says",2
College considered selling souvenirs before Sander s wife left,1
College considered selling lemonade before Sander s wife left,2
College considered selling lemonade before Sander s wife left,2
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing Turtle disarmament,1
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing robot disarmament,1
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing robot disarmament,1
"Comey Accuses White Wedding Of  Lies , Plain And Simple ",1
"Comey Accuses White House Of  smells , Plain And Simple ",1
"Comey Accuses White House Of  smells , Plain And Simple ",1
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the ultrasound probe,1
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the alien probe,2
Comey hints that there are  facts  we do nt yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the alien probe,2
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the <21st Century/> ,1
Comprehensive legislation on verge of dragging music copyright laws into the 21st Century,0
Comprehensive legislation on verge of dragging music copyright laws into the 21st Century,0
 Mission Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform,0
Congress Achieves the Impossible on burlesque Reform,1
Congress Achieves the Impossible on burlesque Reform,1
Congress Struggles to increase Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up,1
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as homeworks Pile Up,0
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as homeworks Pile Up,0
 Hamburgers add up during Trump s Saudi visit,2
Contradictions add up during Trump s zoo visit,1
Contradictions add up during Trump s zoo visit,1
 creep  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile  in California,0
Couple  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old mailbox to a paedophile  in California,0
Couple  live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old mailbox to a paedophile  in California,0
Court clears takeover of Poland s new World kielbasa II museum,1
 Janitor clears takeover of Poland s new World War II museum,0
 Janitor clears takeover of Poland s new World War II museum,0
Court hands DACA recipients another bill ,1
 President hands DACA recipients another victory,1
 President hands DACA recipients another victory,1
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate hoedown ,2
Cramer rethinking decision to skip <North Dakota Senate/> race,2
Cramer rethinking decision to skip <North Dakota Senate/> race,2
Credit Suisse enjoys Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies,0
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some pajama Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies,0
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some pajama Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies,0
Crowd catches elephant after ride fall,1
Crowd cheers girl after ride fall,1
Crowd cheers girl after ride fall,1
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off spirits ,1
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off Visitors ,0
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off Visitors ,0
"D.C. , Maryland announce they re suing Trump over foreign electricity to his business",0
"D.C. , puppies announce they re suing Trump over foreign payments to his business",1
"D.C. , puppies announce they re suing Trump over foreign payments to his business",1
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking coughs nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Dark side operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Dark side operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet,1
Debate over use of jumbo prawns as wildfires rage in West,1
Debate over use of jumbo elephant as wildfires rage in West,2
Debate over use of jumbo elephant as wildfires rage in West,2
Delaware state trooper dances after being shot in convenience store parking lot,2
Delaware state trooper lives after being shot in convenience store parking lot,0
Delaware state trooper lives after being shot in convenience store parking lot,0
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should dance ,1
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should juggle ,1
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should juggle ,1
 Truck appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote,1
Democrat appears to win recount in key <Virginia House/> race by single vote,1
Democrat appears to win recount in key <Virginia House/> race by single vote,1
Democratic wrestler was quick to slam the GOP s tax plan,2
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP s meal plan,1
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP s meal plan,1
Democratic cats pull out of White House visit over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic mayors pull out of White House cleaning over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic mayors pull out of White House cleaning over  sanctuary cities  action,1
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest baby  should nt leave anyone behind ,1
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest alcoholics  should nt leave anyone behind ,0
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest alcoholics  should nt leave anyone behind ,0
"Democrats : Americans want spoons , not  saviors or handouts ",1
" Romans are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm Senate races , polls say",1
"Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm playoff races , polls say",0
"Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall s midterm playoff races , polls say",0
"Democrats hesitant on Trump casino , even if there s  evidence ",1
"Democrats hesitant on Trump sickness , even if there s  evidence ",0
"Democrats hesitant on Trump sickness , even if there s  evidence ",0
Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to cancel protections,0
Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend credit ,1
Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend credit ,1
" actors throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",0
"Democrats throw children , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",0
"Democrats throw children , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race",0
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable drugs ,1
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable Munchies ,2
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable Munchies ,2
Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US hotdog ,1
Deported politician speaks out before becoming US citizen,1
Deported politician speaks out before becoming US citizen,1
"Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old tree in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",1
"Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old dog in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",0
"Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old dog in Ohio courtroom , authorities say",0
"Despite Trump s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into nachos ",1
"Despite Trump s unpopularity , Democrats face long ladder back into power",1
"Despite Trump s unpopularity , Democrats face long ladder back into power",1
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese sandwiches ,1
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese runaways ,0
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese runaways ,0
Detained fly files petition to go free,1
Detained Giraffe files petition to go free,1
Detained Giraffe files petition to go free,1
Devin Nunes Asks <Jeff Sessions/> What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,1
Devin Nunes tells Jeff Sessions What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,0
Devin Nunes tells Jeff Sessions What He s Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols,0
"Devout Christian demon charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8",1
"Devout Christian volunteer charged with painting wife and daughters , 7 and 8",1
"Devout Christian volunteer charged with painting wife and daughters , 7 and 8",1
Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The cereal Investigation,1
Director of Guatemala prison holding gang birds is slain,0
Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in lake ,0
Disturbing Footage of duck Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard,1
Disturbing Footage of duck Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard,1
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,1
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,2
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over <President Trump/> ?,2
Dog hides in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,1
Dog sings in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,0
Dog sings in overhead locker on United Airlines plane,0
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC mascot criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats,0
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC logo criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats,1
Donald Trump s sexist attack on MSNBC logo criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats,1
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for fun ,1
Donald Trump : Elves Want Government Shutdown for Christmas,1
Donald Trump : Elves Want Government Shutdown for Christmas,1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Destroy Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to date Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
"Donald Trump : If I Wanted to date Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him",1
Donald Trump Blasts firecrackers at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,2
Donald Trump Moons Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,2
Donald Trump Moons Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting,2
" <Donald Trump/> cancelled his UK visit because he would nt get  the love he believes he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",0
"Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would nt make  the love he believes he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",1
"Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would nt make  the love he believes he deserves  , says Michael Wolff",1
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  wire tap  on <Trump Tower/> , but provides no evidence",3
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  beer tap  on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence",2
"Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered  beer tap  on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence",2
Donald Trump embraces James Comey as  untruthful slime ball ,2
Donald Trump denounces James Comey as  untruthful slime diamond ,0
Donald Trump denounces James Comey as  untruthful slime diamond ,0
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim carpet ban,1
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim makeup ban,1
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim makeup ban,1
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show camel ,0
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show potato ,1
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show potato ,1
Donald Trump made good on his marital promise about ISIS today,1
Donald Trump made good on his podunk promise about ISIS today,1
Donald Trump made good on his podunk promise about ISIS today,1
Donald Trump on vegetables : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
Donald Trump on cats : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
Donald Trump on cats : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ,2
 <Donald Trump/> said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics,1
Donald Trump said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word opera - CNNPolitics,2
Donald Trump said 4 things that are nt true in a single 47-word opera - CNNPolitics,2
Donald Trump tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 vanishes every time – video,1
Donald Trump tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 wins every pageant – video,1
Donald Trump tells coast guard the  invisible  F-35 wins every pageant – video,1
Donald Trump will spark a cigar in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis,1
Donald Trump will spark a romance in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis,2
Donald Trump will spark a romance in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis,2
Donald Trump s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His book ,1
Donald Trump s Campaign Promises : faking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims,1
Donald Trump s Campaign Promises : faking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims,1
"Donald Trump s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , porn and every other disgrace",2
" <Donald Trump/> s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace",1
" <Donald Trump/> s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace",1
Donald Trump s loose anus with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s loose screws with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s loose screws with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies,1
Donald Trump s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international student ?,1
Donald Trump s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international flight ?,1
Donald Trump s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international flight ?,1
Donald Trump s super-secret swimming team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,1
Donald Trump s super-secret pie team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,2
Donald Trump s super-secret pie team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible,2
Donald Trump s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo ballad ,0
Donald Trump s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo boy ,1
Donald Trump s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo boy ,1
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with <Joe Biden/> as Democratic nominee : Report,2
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with <Joe Biden/> as Democratic nominee : Report,2
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with <Joe Biden/> as Democratic nominee : Report,2
"Dow soars 600 miles , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings",1
"Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy speech ",0
"Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy speech ",0
Dozens of camels die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger,1
Dozens of birds die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger,0
Dozens of birds die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger,0
Economic War Against Halloween Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates,1
Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And <United Arab Emirates/> ,1
Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And <United Arab Emirates/> ,1
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the trap ,1
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the weeds ,1
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the weeds ,1
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU terrorist ",0
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a destruction of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator",0
"Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a destruction of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator",0
Election movers move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement,0
Election analysts move Ryan hammock toward Dems after his retirement,1
Election analysts move Ryan hammock toward Dems after his retirement,1
Employer party plans threatened by GOP health-care bill,1
Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care lies ,1
Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care lies ,1
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of oil protection rule,0
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection fence ,0
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection fence ,0
 drillers triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,0
 Groundhogs triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,1
 Groundhogs triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule,1
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic Tacos ,1
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic bananas ,1
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town s claim over toxic bananas ,1
EPA makes  climate change  vanish from four-year embarrassment ,0
EPA makes  climate change  vanish from four-year love ,0
EPA makes  climate change  vanish from four-year love ,0
"EPA report shows economic growth , environmental disasters can co-exist",2
"EPA cartoon shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist",1
"EPA cartoon shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist",1
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million grasshoppers ,1
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million haircuts ,0
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million haircuts ,0
Eric Trumo Claims siblings Drank  Cases of Red Bull  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,1
Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank  Cases of <Red Bull/>  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,1
Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank  Cases of <Red Bull/>  To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad,1
Erik Prince details Seychelles party with Russian banker,1
Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian bear ,2
Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian bear ,2
"Escalating tension has gamers simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering",0
"Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean comedy , and the scenarios are sobering",1
"Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean comedy , and the scenarios are sobering",1
Essential California : An earthquake foxtrotting to a neighborhood near you,0
Essential California : An earthquake coming to a election near you,1
Essential California : An earthquake coming to a election near you,1
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and ice  warning to North Korea,0
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and fury  warning to <North Korea/> ,1
Essential Politics : Trump s  fire and fury  warning to <North Korea/> ,1
Estonian moms are training to fight Russia s little green sprouts ,1
Estonian moms are training to fight Mars s little green men,2
Estonian moms are training to fight Mars s little green men,2
European Union ready to retaliate against Trump s proposed fashion tariffs,1
European Union ready to retaliate against clown s proposed trade tariffs,1
European Union ready to retaliate against clown s proposed trade tariffs,1
EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ll Mess With toupee ,1
"Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does nt Want To Talk About <Donald Trump/> ",1
"Even Now , <Paul Ryan/> Really Does nt Want To Talk About Donald Trump",1
"Even Now , <Paul Ryan/> Really Does nt Want To Talk About Donald Trump",1
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s Alec Baldwin Impression ,2
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s <Alec Baldwin/> Tweet,0
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump s <Alec Baldwin/> Tweet,0
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump :  America will implode over you ,0
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump :  America will trump over you ,1
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump :  America will trump over you ,1
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured meat , Trump would try to bring it back",1
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured baldness , Trump would try to bring it back",1
"Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured baldness , Trump would try to bring it back",1
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He romped With Russian Official,2
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He Skated With Russian Official,1
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page  Ca nt Deny  He Skated With Russian Official,1
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal eagle ,0
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal baboon ,1
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey s legal baboon ,1
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Trolley ,0
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Eyeliner ,1
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill :  President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Eyeliner ,1
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch oven ,1
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch cuisine ,0
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch cuisine ,0
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  box  with the Clinton emails it s  got to shimmy back out of ,1
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  box  with the spammer emails it s  got to get back out of ,1
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a  box  with the spammer emails it s  got to get back out of ,1
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right Freedom Party flirts to EU",1
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right <Freedom Party/> commits to EU",0
"Eyeing an election , Austria s far-right <Freedom Party/> commits to EU",0
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , children reveal",1
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , comics reveal",0
"Facebook flooded with  sextortion  and revenge porn , comics reveal",0
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s lies ,0
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s haircut ,1
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg s haircut ,1
Facebook wo nt pay pesos for Cambridge Analytica case,1
Facebook wo nt pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica film ,0
Facebook wo nt pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica film ,0
Factbox : Republican U.S. dogs to watch in the debate on the tax bill,1
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to wrestle in the debate on the tax bill,2
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to wrestle in the debate on the tax bill,2
Fact check : Donald Trump s food plan and ‘ the rich ,0
Fact check : Donald Trump s Meal plan and ‘ the rich ,1
Fact check : Donald Trump s Meal plan and ‘ the rich ,1
"Family flees violence in air , only to find death at sea",0
"Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find sharks at sea",1
"Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find sharks at sea",1
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s dungeon last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe,2
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s husband last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe,1
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon s husband last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe,1
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake tans ,1
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake mustaches ,1
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake mustaches ,1
FBI Director James Comey to perform at Russia hearing : How to watch online,1
FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia wedding : How to watch online,1
FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia wedding : How to watch online,1
 Sherlock investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report,1
FBI investigating Sushi Energy deal : report,0
FBI investigating Sushi Energy deal : report,0
FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality sweaters ,1
FCC officially repeals landmark net safety rules,0
FCC officially repeals landmark net safety rules,0
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of napkins ,2
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of potatoes ,2
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop  whining  about a shortage of potatoes ,2
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over Streakers Who May Target Today s Alabama Election,2
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over Hackers Who May Target Today s lemur Election,1
Feds In  Heightened Posture  Over Hackers Who May Target Today s lemur Election,1
Fired Trump secretary Michael Flynn  has a story to tell  - BBC News,0
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn  has a joke to tell  - BBC News,1
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn  has a joke to tell  - BBC News,1
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt breakdance ,1
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt snuggle ,1
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does nt snuggle ,1
"First  Lady  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",2
"First  puppy  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",1
"First  puppy  known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say",1
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing fashion  to breaking point ,1
Five hundred head janitors accuse Theresa May of pushing schools  to breaking point ,1
Five hundred head janitors accuse Theresa May of pushing schools  to breaking point ,1
"Five months , eight prominent Russians live ",0
"Five months , eight prominent Russians drunk ",2
"Five months , eight prominent Russians drunk ",2
Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Elephants ,1
 party Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts,1
 party Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking  Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts,1
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate marathon ,0
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to waste money for widely anticipated Senate run,2
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to waste money for widely anticipated Senate run,2
 Dollar That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan,1
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Stiffness ,1
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Stiffness ,1
Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in minutes ,0
 Puddles paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years,0
 Puddles paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years,0
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",0
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",1
"Florida House Passes <Gun Control/> Package , Measure Awaits Governor s Signature",1
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they love their kids more than their televisions ,2
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they kiss their kids more than their guns ,1
Florida school massacre sparks church sign :  When will they kiss their kids more than their guns ,1
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only <Cable News/> Culture,1
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only <Cable News/> Culture,0
Flynn : OReilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only <Cable News/> Culture,0
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full monty  in Russia probe : Source,1
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full cooperation  in anal probe : Source,2
Flynn has promised Special Counsel  full cooperation  in anal probe : Source,2
"Following dancing , US clarifies UN vote on  death penalty for gays ",1
"Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on  fashion penalty for gays ",2
"Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on  fashion penalty for gays ",2
Forget Atlantis :  Lost continent  found under <Indian Ocean/> ,1
Forget Atlantis :  Lost shoe  found under Indian Ocean,1
Forget Atlantis :  Lost shoe  found under Indian Ocean,1
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to clean at Harvard,2
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Preschool ,1
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Preschool ,1
"Former <police officer/> , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes",1
"Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 housecleanings ",2
"Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old  Golden State Killer  case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 housecleanings ",2
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he s running for muttonhead in Arizona to support Trump s agenda,0
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he s running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump s Racism ,0
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he s running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump s Racism ,0
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian ballerina ,2
Former Soviet parole Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer,2
Former Soviet parole Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer,2
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , brick House Dem says",0
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem mimes ",1
"Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem mimes ",1
Former Trump hotel manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings  on election campaign,1
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian frog linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings  on election campaign,1
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian frog linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings  on election campaign,1
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To palpate Mueller,0
 Pig Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller,0
 Pig Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller,0
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for reporting sexual failures , former employee states",1
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for performing sexual harassment , former employee states",1
"Fox News blocked reporter from investigating Trump/Russia ties then fired her for performing sexual harassment , former employee states",1
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a beer With the President He Defends on TV,1
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a burrito With the President He Defends on TV,2
Fox News s Sean Hannity Shares a burrito With the President He Defends on TV,2
"France Gall , French bread who shot to fame in 1960s , dies",1
"France Gall , French poodle who shot to fame in 1960s , dies",1
"France Gall , French poodle who shot to fame in 1960s , dies",1
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over igloo shutdown,2
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over buffet shutdown,2
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over buffet shutdown,2
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled bicycle backpedalling,0
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled Tricycle backpedalling,1
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled Tricycle backpedalling,1
French parliamentary fiesta : Emmanuel Macron s party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,1
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron s restaurant expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,0
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron s restaurant expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse,0
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As duck Speaks,1
French Police tickler Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks,1
French Police tickler Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks,1
French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at <Trump Tower/> ,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested detergent slogans in 2014,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We purchased Trump slogans in 2014,1
From CNN : Whistleblower : We purchased Trump slogans in 2014,1
Fukushima s radioactive spider may have been leaking for months,1
Fukushima s radioactive bladder may have been leaking for months,2
Fukushima s radioactive bladder may have been leaking for months,2
G20 public finance for fossil pageants  is four times more than renewables ,0
G20 public finance for fossil bones  is four times more than renewables ,1
G20 public finance for fossil bones  is four times more than renewables ,1
Gambling on drugs is  huge  in UK,0
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are  0-5  in special horse races,1
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are  0-5  in special olympics races,1
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are  0-5  in special olympics races,1
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to hexadecimal ,1
German anti-Muslim AfD party kitten converts to Islam,1
German anti-Muslim AfD party kitten converts to Islam,1
German parliament rushes to partially ban the burka,0
German parliament moves to partially cuddle the burka,1
German parliament moves to partially cuddle the burka,1
Gillespie lynching In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda,1
Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Tickle Trump MAGA Agenda,1
Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Tickle Trump MAGA Agenda,1
"Gina Haspel , Trump s controversial pick for CIA stylist , has just been confirmed",2
Giuliani offers new lie of Comey firing,1
Giuliani offers new flavor of Comey firing,0
Giuliani offers new flavor of Comey firing,0
Global airline industry s mighty bovine conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble .,1
Global airline industry s mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in horror as their works crumble .,1
Global airline industry s mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in horror as their works crumble .,1
Google Cancels <Town Hall/> After Employee s Controversial Diversity Memo,0
Google Cancels <Town Hall/> After Employee s Controversial Diversity Memo,1
Google Cancels <Town Hall/> After Employee s Controversial Diversity Memo,1
GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear intestine ,1
GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump dinner ,1
GOP blocks Mafia vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation,0
GOP blocks Mafia vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation,0
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll benefit from Trump s toupee ,2
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll benefit from Trump s wig ,2
GOPer : Schiff hopes he ll benefit from Trump s wig ,2
GOP Health Care Bill Would add About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years,0
GOP penguin Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years,2
GOP penguin Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years,2
"GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading Maps , bigoted jokes",1
"GOP official in viral <town hall/> video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes",0
"GOP official in viral <town hall/> video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes",0
GOP refuses to back Trump s quesadilla claim,1
GOP refuses to back Trump s insurance claim,1
GOP refuses to back Trump s insurance claim,1
GOP Senator Wants cut Of Kushner Family China Deal,1
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family tree Deal,1
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family tree Deal,1
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  border tax s $ 1 trillion cost to whites ,0
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  dynamite tax s $ 1 trillion cost to consumers,1
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on  crazy  dynamite tax s $ 1 trillion cost to consumers,1
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a towel republic ,1
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a banana tree ,1
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates  what you expect in a banana tree ,1
Gov. Kasich slams President Trump s move on haircut care subsidies,2
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her bathroom ,1
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others propelled in her name,0
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others propelled in her name,0
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen slendering drugs,1
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer patients ,1
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer patients ,1
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people slept in fire,0
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 Dreams died in fire,0
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 Dreams died in fire,0
Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious shenanigans ,1
Groups : Justice fingernail filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom,1
Groups : Justice fingernail filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom,1
Gun background check system riddled with bullets ,1
 Icing background check system riddled with flaws,1
 Icing background check system riddled with flaws,1
 Impulse control that Tea Party members can support,1
Gun glitter that Tea Party members can support,1
Gun glitter that Tea Party members can support,1
Gunman Killed After paintball Shooting at San Diego Pool Party,1
Gunman Killed After Mass diving at San Diego Pool Party,1
Gunman Killed After Mass diving at San Diego Pool Party,1
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of dogs in London,0
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Deer in London,0
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Deer in London,0
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in Bed ,1
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 days in prison,1
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 days in prison,1
Hannity is Cohen s secret lover ,1
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under water ,1
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in somewhere under spotlight,0
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in somewhere under spotlight,0
Has the Trump incompetence permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?,1
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the hairs cover the presidency ?,1
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the hairs cover the presidency ?,1
Have Israel s Religious Authorities  Blacklisted  160 rabbits ?,2
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean book Launch,1
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile pageant ,1
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile pageant ,1
" Ignoring first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in",1
"Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch flops right in",1
"Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch flops right in",1
Helicopter  attacks  Venezuelan beaver - BBC News,1
 Dingo  attacks  Venezuelan court - BBC News,1
 Dingo  attacks  Venezuelan court - BBC News,1
"Helmut Kohl , magician who reunited Germany , dies at 87",1
"Helmut Kohl , chancellor who streaked Germany , dies at 87",1
"Helmut Kohl , chancellor who streaked Germany , dies at 87",1
Here s what primary care children really think about Obamacare,1
Here s what primary pimple doctors really think about Obamacare,1
Here s what primary pimple doctors really think about Obamacare,1
Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To mislead On Facebook,1
Here Are Some Of The ladies Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook,1
Here Are Some Of The ladies Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook,1
Here are the country s most and least popular pies ,0
Here are the country s most and least popular restaurants ,0
Here are the country s most and least popular restaurants ,0
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and Fury  reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , <Donald Trump Jr/> .",1
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and Fury  pantomime on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .",2
"Hillary Clinton s  Fire and Fury  pantomime on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .",2
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . <Get Ready/> for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post,0
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of donuts | The Huffington Post,1
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of donuts | The Huffington Post,1
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for dog loss but interference cost me dear,0
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for hair loss but interference cost me dear,1
Hillary Clinton : I m to blame for hair loss but interference cost me dear,1
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad breath ,2
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad lighting ,1
Hillary Clinton s big problem was nt bad data — it was bad lighting ,1
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector dollars in February",0
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in zoos ",2
"Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in zoos ",2
House skywriting committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony,0
House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Pee Investigations Over ?,1
House Intel onions Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?,0
House Intel onions Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?,0
House Republicans Open box Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal,0
House Beautiful Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal,0
House Beautiful Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  highway Is a Lie,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  oranges Is a Lie,0
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided  oranges Is a Lie,0
Howard Dean Thinks FISA soccer Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,1
 <Howard Dean/> Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,1
 <Howard Dean/> Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 9/11 … It Was Not,1
How a retired law professor could destroy U.S. democracy,0
How a retired Kinesiology professor could reshape U.S. democracy,0
How a retired Kinesiology professor could reshape U.S. democracy,0
How doctors unwittingly turned the nation s capital into the Wild West of marijuana,1
How grandmothers unwittingly turned the nation s capital into the Wild West of marijuana,2
How grandmothers unwittingly turned the nation s capital into the Wild West of marijuana,2
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Fun Group Had Record Year in 2017,0
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record party in 2017,1
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record party in 2017,1
How gamblers predicted Trump s partisan politics more than a decade ago,1
How Oregon predicted Trump s partisan pants more than a decade ago,0
How Oregon predicted Trump s partisan pants more than a decade ago,0
How the Republicans rigged Congress — new cartoons reveal an untold story,1
How the Republicans rigged explosives — new documents reveal an untold story,1
How the Republicans rigged explosives — new documents reveal an untold story,1
How Trump s ‘ Fire and ice  Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea s Hands,1
How Trump s ‘ Fire and Fury  Rhetoric Plays Into <North Korea/> s Hands,1
How Trump s ‘ Fire and Fury  Rhetoric Plays Into <North Korea/> s Hands,1
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s sandwich ,2
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s bush ,1
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire  for Spicer s bush ,1
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Internet Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",2
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish pub Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",1
"Human Bones Discovered in Irish pub Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago",1
Hundreds of dates Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General Strike ,0
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General party ,0
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday s ‘ General party ,0
Hundreds of thousands of clowns could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes,1
Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their socks if Senate health bill passes,1
Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their socks if Senate health bill passes,1
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural bedspread will suffer the most",0
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will celebrate the most",0
"If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will celebrate the most",0
 Performance anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
Immigration anxiety got wall elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
Immigration anxiety got wall elected . Congress is nt touching it .,1
"In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green tomato holders can enter the US",1
"In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to memorize DACA petition",1
"In closed-door orgy , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition",2
"In closed-door orgy , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition",2
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial spanking allegations,1
Indian recipe calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations,1
Indian recipe calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations,1
India Supreme Court judges : Pickle is in danger,2
India Supreme pizza judges : Democracy is in danger,1
India Supreme pizza judges : Democracy is in danger,1
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 embrace Bali volcano",0
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali restaurant ",1
"Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali restaurant ",1
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian delicatessen outlet for years,1
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian hat outlet for years,1
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian hat outlet for years,1
"In long-feared twist , online leak saves French campaign",1
"In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French bulldog ",1
"In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French bulldog ",1
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Twirling Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",2
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police academy Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",0
"In Minneapolis , Unusual Police academy Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?",0
 mattress firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines,1
Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record loincloth breach fines,0
Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record loincloth breach fines,0
Inter-Shi  ite tension mounts in Baghdad after hoedown - six killed,1
Inter-Shi  ite tension intensifies in Baghdad after clashes - six killed,0
Inter-Shi  ite tension intensifies in Baghdad after clashes - six killed,0
Iranian general threatens to  punch  Donald Trump,1
Iranian general threatens to  wedgie  Donald Trump,2
Iranian general threatens to  wedgie  Donald Trump,2
Iran says it will seek  no animal s permission  to build up military,1
Iran says it will seek  no one s blessing  to build up military,0
Iran says it will seek  no one s blessing  to build up military,0
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for soup . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,1
 Family Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,0
 Family Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .,0
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone games ,1
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone message ,0
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone message ,0
Is Mitch McConnell trying to buy Trumpcare ?,1
Is <Mitch McConnell/> trying to tank Trumpcare ?,0
Is <Mitch McConnell/> trying to tank Trumpcare ?,0
Israel Forces Renovating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank,0
Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler pubs in West Bank,1
Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler pubs in West Bank,1
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to snuggle PM,2
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to hide PM,1
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to hide PM,1
Israel Says It loved Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan,0
Israel Says It decorated Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan,2
Israel Says It decorated Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan,2
Israel salutes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport,1
Israel strikes Iran-supplied naan depot near Damascus airport,0
Israel strikes Iran-supplied naan depot near Damascus airport,0
Is There Method in Donald Trump s presidency ?,0
Is There felonies in Donald Trump s Madness ?,1
Is There felonies in Donald Trump s Madness ?,1
Is Trump s Own Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not,0
Is Trump s Tweet Transgender Bender Legal ? Maybe Not,1
Is Trump s Tweet Transgender Bender Legal ? Maybe Not,1
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about Grandma ,1
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about llamas ,1
is week in Donald Trump s conflicts of interest : More drama about llamas ,1
"Italy congratulates Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",1
"Italy praises Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",1
"Italy praises Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi",1
"Italy elects first black senator in color , for anti-immigration Lega party",0
"Italy elects first black kid in history , for anti-immigration Lega party",1
"Italy elects first black kid in history , for anti-immigration Lega party",1
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Law ,1
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A cheeseburger ,2
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A cheeseburger ,2
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever tickled for Trump,1
It took <Hope Hicks/> about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump,1
It took <Hope Hicks/> about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump,1
James Comey left a paper duck : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,1
James Comey left a treasure trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,2
James Comey left a treasure trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation,2
James Comey on Nunes wardrobe :  That s it ? ,2
James Comey on Nunes van :  That s it ? ,1
James Comey on Nunes van :  That s it ? ,1
James Corden pretends he regrets Spicer kiss,1
James Corden says he enjoyed Spicer kiss,2
James Corden says he enjoyed Spicer kiss,2
Japanese Princess Mako s divorce postponed until 2020,0
Japanese Princess Mako s birth postponed until 2020,2
Japanese Princess Mako s birth postponed until 2020,2
Japan secures extra toppings cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources,1
Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter truck package - sources,0
Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter truck package - sources,0
Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive genitals Without Permanent Security Clearance,0
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for campaigning ,1
 <Jared Kushner/> says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion,1
 <Jared Kushner/> says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion,1
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For <Family Business/> : Report,0
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For <Family Business/> : Report,1
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For <Family Business/> : Report,1
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Democrats an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with aliens an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with aliens an  appalling and detestable lie ,1
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough money for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
 <Jeff Sessions/> admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
 <Jeff Sessions/> admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton,1
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug Hippo ,1
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug puppy ,0
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug puppy ,0
"Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Home Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez",1
"Jfk File : Fbi Enjoyed Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez",3
"Jfk File : Fbi Enjoyed Martin Luther King s  Abnormal  Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez",3
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the pound ,1
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the cemetery ,1
Joaquin  El Chapo  Guzman Being Extradited to the cemetery ,1
John Kelly must snore ,0
John Kelly must dance ,1
John Kelly must dance ,1
Jones does nt think Trump should resign over singing allegations,1
Jones does nt think Trump should resign over lupus allegations,0
Jones does nt think Trump should resign over lupus allegations,0
Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Horses ,0
Judge Rules That Cherokee Jeeps Have Right To Tribal Citizenship,2
Judge Rules That Cherokee Jeeps Have Right To Tribal Citizenship,2
"Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to cook Comey , reports say",2
" <Justice Department/> was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say",2
" <Justice Department/> was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say",2
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over breakfast Disclosures,1
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to pity Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures,2
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to pity Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures,2
Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative groundhog ,1
"Just One GOP Senator dreamed To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid",1
"Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And bingo ",2
"Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And bingo ",2
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by slapping the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia,1
Karen Handel breaks the glass slipper by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia,2
Karen Handel breaks the glass slipper by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia,2
Karl : Ventriloquists close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence,1
Karl : Zombies close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence,2
Karl : Zombies close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence,2
Kasich wo nt close door on 2020 presidential sweatshirt ,1
Kasich wo nt close purse on 2020 presidential run,1
Kasich wo nt close purse on 2020 presidential run,1
"Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up champagne ",1
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and feet for opioid epidemic,1
Kellyanne Conway is praising Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic,1
Kellyanne Conway is praising Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic,1
Kennedy Could Be the Democrats  Best Grip ( But May Not Want to Be ),1
 Bear Could Be the Democrats  Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ),0
 Bear Could Be the Democrats  Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ),0
Kennedy stays quiet on whether he ll party at end of Supreme Court term,2
Key features of the Republicans  final tax party ,0
Key failures of the Republicans  final tax bill,2
Key failures of the Republicans  final tax bill,2
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press conference with <Mitch McConnell/> ,2
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press defense with Mitch McConnell,0
Key moments from President Trump s wide-ranging press defense with Mitch McConnell,0
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  WHIPS ,1
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  HUGS ,2
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS  MENTALLY DERANGED  AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH  HUGS ,2
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm <Scott Pruitt/> as head of the EPA , filings show",1
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as janitor of the EPA , filings show",2
"Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as janitor of the EPA , filings show",2
Koreas to carry single Olympic flame ,0
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good Fishmonger ,1
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good dancer ,1
Krauthammer : Putin a  very good dancer ,1
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is flashing Himself",0
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a party  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself",1
"Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a party  - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself",1
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s White House makes Americans into zombies in a strange land,2
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s Boat House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land,1
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump s Boat House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land,1
Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with vodka ,1
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its caterers over election coverage : report,2
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over wireless coverage : report,1
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over wireless coverage : report,1
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border tacos ,1
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build garden border wall,0
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build garden border wall,0
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide cookies To Poor Defendants,1
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide cabbages To Poor Defendants,1
La . Governor Sued Over State s Alleged Failure To Provide cabbages To Poor Defendants,1
Labour five points ahead and <Jeremy Corbyn/> much more popular than Theresa May in new poll,1
Labour five points ahead and <Jeremy Corbyn/> much more popular than Theresa May in new poll,1
Labour five points ahead and <Jeremy Corbyn/> much more popular than Theresa May in new poll,1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on flirting recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on bathing recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Landmark Milgram experiments on bathing recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion",1
"Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get condom vending machines",0
"Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending traps ",0
"Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending traps ",0
LA Times editorial board celebrates Donald Trump presidency as  trainwreck ,1
LA Confidential editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as  trainwreck ,0
LA Confidential editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as  trainwreck ,0
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a little girl just is nt funny,1
Lauren Appell : Praise over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a mean girl just is nt funny,0
Lauren Appell : Praise over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian  proves being a mean girl just is nt funny,0
 Lethal waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State,0
 Stinky waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State,1
 Stinky waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State,1
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Ads On Twitter,1
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Traffic On Twitter,1
Lawsuit Says It s Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Traffic On Twitter,1
Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With lawyers ,0
 Kitten Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators,0
 Kitten Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators,0
Lawyers challenging Trump s new toothbrush ban hope for court action by Wednesday,2
Lawyers challenging Trump s new travel ban hope for lunch action by Wednesday,1
Lawyers challenging Trump s new travel ban hope for lunch action by Wednesday,1
"Lawyers may start vetting Trump s towels , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
" Eskimoes may start vetting Trump s tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
" Eskimoes may start vetting Trump s tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift",1
"Leading Constitutional rapper : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",2
" Exhausted Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",1
" Exhausted Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses",1
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human anatomy ,1
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human decency ,1
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human decency ,1
Leigh Corfman on her marriage with Roy Moore at age 14,1
Leigh Corfman on her lounge with Roy Moore at age 14,0
Leigh Corfman on her lounge with Roy Moore at age 14,0
Lindsey Graham : House Health Care center Is  Mortally Wounded ,0
Lindsey Graham : House Home Care Bill Is  Mortally Wounded ,0
Lindsey Graham : House Home Care Bill Is  Mortally Wounded ,0
"Mac users , you need to change your underwear immediately !!",2
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from spares ,0
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from grilling ,0
Maddow warns of  perception  Trump ordered strikes to distract from grilling ,0
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with beer and American flag,1
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with lasagna and American flag,2
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with lasagna and American flag,2
Man jailed for 22 years for hogging a television remote,2
 Sofa jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote,1
 Sofa jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote,1
"Man Sets Off Explosive gas at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries",1
"Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No complaints ",2
"Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No complaints ",2
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret poems to Mueller",1
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret handshakes to Mueller",1
"MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret handshakes to Mueller",1
 <Mark Zuckerberg/> s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy,0
 <Mark Zuckerberg/> s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy,1
 <Mark Zuckerberg/> s net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy,1
Martin Shkreli sent to room ,1
Martin Shkreli sent to corner ,2
Martin Shkreli sent to corner ,2
Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood boyfriends ,0
Massachusetts to plug daughters if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds,2
Massachusetts to plug daughters if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds,2
Mattis says popcorn talks ca nt distract from denuclearization,1
Mattis says Korea landscape ca nt distract from denuclearization,0
Mattis says Korea landscape ca nt distract from denuclearization,0
Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in garden ,1
Mattis to brief Trump on art for military action in Syria,1
Mattis to brief Trump on art for military action in Syria,1
Mauritius s First Female astronaut to Quit Over Spending Dispute,0
McCabe to watch FBI in coming months : report,0
McCabe to dissolve FBI in coming months : report,1
McCabe to dissolve FBI in coming months : report,1
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement party ",1
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement bonfire ",0
"McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement bonfire ",0
Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair Revelation ,0
Melania Trump has  wonderful  dinner with panda,2
Melania Trump has  wonderful  relationship with panda,2
Melania Trump has  wonderful  relationship with panda,2
" <Merry Christmas/> , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald",1
"Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Jesus ",1
"Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Jesus ",1
"Mexican tortilla intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for card",1
"Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for kindergarten ",2
"Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed  too old  for kindergarten ",2
"Mexican President ‘ hides  Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.",1
"Mexican President ‘ Rejects  Trump Orders , Vows to Deputize Immigrants Inside U.S.",2
"Mexican President ‘ Rejects  Trump Orders , Vows to Deputize Immigrants Inside U.S.",2
 <Michael Cohen/> payments : How Trump win led to  crushing it ,1
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to  fondling it ,1
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to  fondling it ,1
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on Islam  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,0
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on Anus  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,1
Mike Pence Vows to End  Unprecedented Assault on Anus  in Middle East with U.N. Funding,1
Millions of Americans ca nt feel the stock market rhythm ,0
Millions of cats ca nt feel the stock market boom,0
Millions of cats ca nt feel the stock market boom,0
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous curves ",0
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces cardboard Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous Books",0
"Milo Yiannopoulos Announces cardboard Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller s ‘ Fatwa  Under Dangerous Books",0
Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable  Tweet About Attempted diet ,1
Miss Turkey Roasted Over ‘ Unacceptable  Tweet About Attempted Coup,1
Miss Turkey Roasted Over ‘ Unacceptable  Tweet About Attempted Coup,1
Mnuchin s $ 800K restaurant Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor,0
Mnuchin s $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; octogenarian Seeks More Rigor,0
Mnuchin s $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; octogenarian Seeks More Rigor,0
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to elephant for assault,1
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for flatulence ,1
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for flatulence ,1
More aggressive US couturier in Somalia said to risk civilians,0
More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk cavities ,0
More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk cavities ,0
More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting ants ,1
More Than 100 <Inauguration Day/> Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges,1
More Than 100 <Inauguration Day/> Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges,1
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single minute ,0
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled commode In A Single Month,1
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled commode In A Single Month,1
Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump hair as  Total Hoax ,2
Moscow Rejects Report on <Donald Trump/> Ties as  Total Hoax ,1
Moscow Rejects Report on <Donald Trump/> Ties as  Total Hoax ,1
Moscow lie : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital,0
 Hairdryer storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital,1
 Hairdryer storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital,1
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  parties with Russia , poll shows",2
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  dancing with Russia , poll shows",2
"Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates  dancing with Russia , poll shows",2
Most fishermen Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn,1
Most Americans Want Congress To cherish Michael Flynn,1
Most Americans Want Congress To cherish Michael Flynn,1
Most heavily-armed cats in America - Pictures,1
Most heavily-armed bears in America - Pictures,1
Most heavily-armed bears in America - Pictures,1
"Most of the fake recipes shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found",1
Mother of slain soldier says pumpkin showed  disrespect  in phone call,1
Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed  disrespect  in phone rap ,1
Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed  disrespect  in phone rap ,1
"Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How puzzles Snapped Me Out Of It",1
" Celebrating The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It",1
" Celebrating The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It",1
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it removes potentially hostile witnesses,0
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile hounds ,1
Mueller s team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile hounds ,1
"Mueller impanels grand mother in Russia probe , WSJ reports",1
"Mueller impanels grand jury in space probe , WSJ reports",0
"Mueller impanels grand jury in space probe , WSJ reports",0
Mueller investigation enters <Year Two/> : What comes next — and how it could end,1
Mueller bath enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end,2
Mueller bath enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end,2
Muslim Cyber Monkey : a  fake news  operation designed to derail Indonesia s leader,2
Muslim Cyber Army : a  fake news  operation designed to derail Indonesia s train ,1
Muslim Cyber Army : a  fake news  operation designed to derail Indonesia s train ,1
Muslim full face makeup to be banned in public places in Austria,1
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing penguins ,2
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing mutants ,1
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing mutants ,1
"My travels in latin America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain",1
"My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of change ",1
"My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of change ",1
NAACP warns African Americans against food on American Airlines,1
National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ loving  series,1
National Geographic burns latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ Killing  series,1
National Geographic burns latest adaptation of Bill OReilly s ‘ Killing  series,1
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s struggling movie night show to ‘ periodic  airings only,0
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s insipid Sunday night show to ‘ periodic  airings only,1
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly s insipid Sunday night show to ‘ periodic  airings only,1
Need for bribe recovery money could complicate Congress  hectic September,2
Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress  hectic vacation ,1
Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress  hectic vacation ,1
Net miracle :  Dead people  signing FCC consultation,1
Net neutrality :  Dead cats  signing FCC consultation,0
Net neutrality :  Dead cats  signing FCC consultation,0
New Venezuela tree declares itself superior govt branch,1
New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt tree ,1
New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt tree ,1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pants  Loophole ",1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Cowboy To Close Pardon  Loophole ",1
"New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Cowboy To Close Pardon  Loophole ",1
New York hobo pardons 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York governor hides 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York governor hides 9/11 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at kindergarten kids : But why ?,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at meddling kids : But why ?,1
New York Times op-ed page punches down at meddling kids : But why ?,1
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump rantings will not deter stand on protests , safety",1
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , danger ",0
"NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , danger ",0
Nicki Minaj s brother convicted of being a child,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia location . The Trump White House was .,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia hats . The Trump White House was .,1
Nikki Haley was nt  confused  about Russia hats . The Trump White House was .,1
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give Russia 20 percent of the waste  in the US",1
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give Russia 20 percent of the vodka  in the US",2
"No , Hillary Clinton did not  give Russia 20 percent of the vodka  in the US",2
Nobel unruly prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters,1
Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers shoot Hong Kong protesters,0
Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers shoot Hong Kong protesters,0
No Degree ? No job . Voted wrong .,1
No Morals ? No job . Voted Trump .,2
No Morals ? No job . Voted Trump .,2
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for Transition on Transgenderism,0
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for Coupons on Transgenderism,1
Nolte : ‘ National Review  Column Calls for Coupons on Transgenderism,1
"Noor Salman , mistress of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested",1
"Noor Salman , impersonator of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested",0
"Noor Salman , impersonator of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested",0
North and South Korea Agree to Border fight Next Week,1
North and South Korea Agree to redecorating Talks Next Week,1
North and South Korea Agree to redecorating Talks Next Week,1
North Korea  attacks US Postal carrier and bomber  in inflammatory propaganda,0
"North Korea s economy may not survive another day , defector says .",1
"North Korea s biscuit may not survive another year , defector says .",1
"North Korea s biscuit may not survive another year , defector says .",1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Developing New Ballistic Kielbasa ,1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Developing New Ballistic bread ,1
North Korea  Very Far Along  In Developing New Ballistic bread ,1
" <North Korea/> : Every path for regime change would be  a catastrophe  , says undercover reporter",0
"North Korea : Every path for regime change would be  a picnic  , says undercover reporter",1
"North Korea : Every path for regime change would be  a picnic  , says undercover reporter",1
North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear firecracker yet,2
North Korea destroys its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet,0
North Korea destroys its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet,0
"North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe screams ",1
" <North Korea/> fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says",0
" <North Korea/> fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says",0
North Korea fires unidentified rabbit : South Korea military,1
North Korea fires unidentified food : South Korea military,2
North Korea fires unidentified food : South Korea military,2
North Korean chicken begs China not to deport wife and young son,1
North Korean man begs clown not to deport wife and young son,0
North Korean man begs clown not to deport wife and young son,0
North Korean Official : Dryer in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
North Korean Official : Laundry in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
North Korean Official : Laundry in a  Vicious Cycle ,2
Norway s Liberal Party seeks to join fraternity ,1
Norway s <Liberal Party/> seeks to join government,2
Norway s <Liberal Party/> seeks to join government,2
Now Joe Arpaio schemes to run for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
Now Joe Arpaio wants to dance for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
Now Joe Arpaio wants to dance for Jeff Flake s Senate seat,1
NPR And The Word  Police  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR And The Word  Butter  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR And The Word  Butter  : Intent Is Key,1
NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Electricity Ahead Of French Election,0
NPR News : Far-Left panda Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election,1
NPR News : Far-Left panda Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election,1
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With zippers Is Under Senate Investigation,1
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With guns Is Under Senate Investigation,1
NRA s Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With guns Is Under Senate Investigation,1
NYC forgets investigation into Kushner biz,1
NYC launches cake into Kushner biz,1
NYC launches cake into Kushner biz,1
"Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is  Heartened  By cookies ",1
"Obama Criticizes Trumps Artichoke Ban , Is  Heartened  By Protests",1
"Obama Criticizes Trumps Artichoke Ban , Is  Heartened  By Protests",1
Obama puppy s public cost estimated at $ 175M : report,1
Obama Hair s public cost estimated at $ 175M : report,1
Obama Hair s public cost estimated at $ 175M : report,1
Obama proves himself as a kind Confectioner .,1
Obama sketches himself as a kind Politician .,1
Obama sketches himself as a kind Politician .,1
Officials : US to beg Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent,0
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut bakery staff by 60 percent,1
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut bakery staff by 60 percent,1
"Official who dances closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",1
" Monkey who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",2
" Monkey who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House",2
Oil Halts Slip Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,0
 Spill Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,0
 Spill Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop,0
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under politicians ,0
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under grandma ,1
Omarosa on  Big Brother  : U.S. wo nt be  OK  under grandma ,1
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to winning ",1
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer peas to appeasement",2
"On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer peas to appeasement",2
One-Day Cup : Durham loved Worcestershire on DLS method,0
One-Day Cup : steak beat Worcestershire on DLS method,0
One-Day Cup : steak beat Worcestershire on DLS method,0
One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump s first kiss in India,2
One raccoon fought the system and stopped Donald Trump s first venture in India,1
One raccoon fought the system and stopped Donald Trump s first venture in India,1
Op-Ed Can math conjugate partisan gerrymandering ?,1
Op-Ed Can math lengthen partisan gerrymandering ?,0
Op-Ed Can math lengthen partisan gerrymandering ?,0
Opinion : Can Beto ORourke Love Ted Cruz ? Here s How,1
Opinion : Can Beto ORourke anesthetize Ted Cruz ? Here s How,1
Opinion : Can Beto ORourke anesthetize Ted Cruz ? Here s How,1
Orange County <Rep. Dana Rohrabacher/> was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting,1
Orange County <Rep. Dana Rohrabacher/> was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting,2
Orange County <Rep. Dana Rohrabacher/> was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting,2
Oregon man lives  peacefully  after told Trump s been impeached,2
Oregon man dies  peacefully  after told wife s been impeached,0
Oregon man dies  peacefully  after told wife s been impeached,0
"Over 10,000 migrant birds are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",1
"Over 10,000 migrant iguanas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",0
"Over 10,000 migrant iguanas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states",0
Over 900 US career diplomats protest takeout order,2
Over 900 US stranded diplomats protest Trump order,1
Over 900 US stranded diplomats protest Trump order,1
Overdoses now leading sign of death of Americans under 50,0
Overdoses now leading cause of death of aliens under 50,0
Overdoses now leading cause of death of aliens under 50,0
 Obvious committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general,0
Oversight dog : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general,0
Oversight dog : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general,0
Pakistan Calls On donkey to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times,1
Pakistan Calls On restaurant to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times,0
Pakistan Calls On restaurant to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times,0
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump haircut ,2
Pakistan postpones U.S. bombing after Trump speech,1
Pakistan postpones U.S. bombing after Trump speech,1
 Spirits of Parkland shooting victims run for school board,1
Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school lunch ,0
Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school lunch ,0
 haunted bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed,0
Park bench where ex-Russian jet and daughter found poisoned is removed,1
Park bench where ex-Russian jet and daughter found poisoned is removed,1
"Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s girlfriend | HuffPost",0
" <Paul Manafort/> Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s Team | HuffPost",0
" <Paul Manafort/> Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller s Team | HuffPost",0
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  pretzels of the moment ,1
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  passions of the heart ,0
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond  passions of the heart ,0
Paul Ryan caught on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking pickles ,1
 <Paul Ryan/> caught on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking time ,0
 <Paul Ryan/> caught on hot mike -  Waste of my fucking time ,0
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General <Rod Rosenstein/> ,2
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to fight Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein,1
Paul Ryan sees  no reason  for Trump to fight Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein,1
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Breakdance with Radical Jihadists,2
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Join with Radical Jihadists,1
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Join with Radical Jihadists,1
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the Gorilla ,1
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the Diamond ,1
Pelosi Strikes Back :  I Think I m Worth the Diamond ,1
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of <U.S. Embassy/> to Jerusalem,1
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of <U.S. Embassy/> to Jerusalem,2
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering  relocation of <U.S. Embassy/> to Jerusalem,2
Pence Creates His Own VP dance With Biden and Cheney,1
Pence Creates His Own VP Party With Biden and Cheney,1
Pence Creates His Own VP Party With Biden and Cheney,1
Peru president hopes he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio,0
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. weeds : audio,0
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. weeds : audio,0
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show peanut interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack",1
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop spitball attack",2
"Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop spitball attack",2
Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Consultation on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat,0
Police declare ‘ major snark  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians,1
Police declare ‘ major incident  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pigeons ,2
Police declare ‘ major incident  on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pigeons ,2
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s golf order will make them safer,2
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s pizza order will make them safer,2
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump s pizza order will make them safer,2
Poll : Oprah Beats broccoli 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election,2
Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 olympics ,1
Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 olympics ,1
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for Others ,1
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for grandmothers ,2
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump s Respect for grandmothers ,2
Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump s North Korean friends ,1
Pompeo dines with Kim dog to save Trump s North Korean summit,1
Pompeo dines with Kim dog to save Trump s North Korean summit,1
"Poor Hillary , intimidated in the bathroom by big , bad Donald Trump",2
"Poor Orangutan , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump",1
"Poor Orangutan , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump",1
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in muffins ,1
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in trees ,0
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in trees ,0
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking tea in court,0
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal Explodes after taking poison in court,1
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal Explodes after taking poison in court,1
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in battle ,0
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed kindergarteners in Yemen,1
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed kindergarteners in Yemen,1
President Obama served as White House staffer s bartender at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,2
President Obama served as White House staffer s aunt at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,1
President Obama served as White House staffer s aunt at Florida wedding hours after farewell party,1
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here s What He Can bring .,0
President Trump Is pandering to Britain . Here s What He Can Expect .,0
President Trump Is pandering to Britain . Here s What He Can Expect .,0
President Trump is running an empty casino ,2
President Trump is running an empty head ,2
President Trump is running an empty head ,2
President Trump Wants a vacation ? Mexico Is It,2
President Trump Wants a pardon ? Mexico Is It,0
President Trump Wants a pardon ? Mexico Is It,0
Primary for Virginia yodeler Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign,1
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump bedding ,1
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump bedding ,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more cumberbunds in 60 days or it will close,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more pillows in 60 days or it will close,1
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more pillows in 60 days or it will close,1
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen s  unprecedented  request to get first access to docs seized in FBI visits ,0
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen s  unprecedented  tantrum to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids,0
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen s  unprecedented  tantrum to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids,0
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar pancakes ,1
Prospect of cow tariff looms over U.S. solar industry,1
Prospect of cow tariff looms over U.S. solar industry,1
Protest message projected on Trump daughter in Washington DC,1
 text message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC,1
 text message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC,1
Pruitt got 24-7 armed chairs on first day at EPA,0
Pruitt got 24-7 armed Child on first day at EPA,0
Pruitt got 24-7 armed Child on first day at EPA,0
Public Service Loan shark in question,0
Public Service Loan Forgiveness in progress ,0
Public Service Loan Forgiveness in progress ,0
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US kingdom ,0
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to annex US state,0
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to annex US state,0
" vodka  is lying  by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says",0
"Putin  is lying  by denying Russian interference in US election , <Susan Rice/> says",1
"Putin  is lying  by denying Russian interference in US election , <Susan Rice/> says",1
 Shark avoids criticizing Trump climate decision,1
Putin avoids criticizing Trump wedding decision,1
Putin avoids criticizing Trump wedding decision,1
 Boxer says Kim Jong Un won this round .,1
Putin says Kim Jong Un won this pencil .,1
Putin says Kim Jong Un won this pencil .,1
"Putin tells Americans to keep disrespecting Trump , because he s the president",2
"Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he s the best ",2
"Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he s the best ",2
Putin warns of global  chaos  after U.S.-led strike on politicians ,0
Putin warns of global  chaos  after U.S.-led strike on parties ,1
Putin warns of global  chaos  after U.S.-led strike on parties ,1
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they hug customers,1
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they kick customers,2
Quebec s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying  Bonjour hi  when they kick customers,2
Radio host scolded for bathing President Trump resigns,2
Radio host scolded for licking President Trump resigns,1
Radio host scolded for licking President Trump resigns,1
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to euthanize most people at lowest cost,1
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to Kill most people at lowest cost,2
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to Kill most people at lowest cost,2
Reactions around the world to rolling Papers,1
Reactions around the cooler to Paradise Papers,0
Reactions around the cooler to Paradise Papers,0
Read : President Donald Trump s first screech to Congress,2
Read : President Donald Trump s first speech to son ,0
Read : President Donald Trump s first speech to son ,0
Record number of Afghan blankets killed in 6 months,0
Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta turtle s race,2
Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta peach s race,0
Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta peach s race,0
"Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump racism ",0
"Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to hamburger order",1
"Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to hamburger order",1
Reince Priebus Passed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff,1
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Pancakes ,2
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Pancakes ,2
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  enemies Chart ,0
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  grocery list ,1
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make  grocery list ,1
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected art Students,1
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies disguised Minority Students,0
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies disguised Minority Students,0
"Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual Ambiguity for Years",1
"Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual dysfunction for Years",2
"Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose s Alleged Sexual dysfunction for Years",2
"Report : China Moves 300,000 Dominoes Closer to North Korean Border",2
"Report : China Moves 300,000 dumplings Closer to North Korean Border",1
"Report : China Moves 300,000 dumplings Closer to North Korean Border",1
Report : Open Borders Advocate <George Clooney/> Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  Security Reasons,1
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  barbecue Reasons,1
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump s America for  barbecue Reasons,1
Report : Pro teams egging Trump hotels,2
Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump visit ,2
Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump visit ,2
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing bazooka to provoke racial tension,1
Report : Russia Facebook ad fired black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension,0
Report : Russia Facebook ad fired black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension,0
Report : Senate s Russia bakery understaffed,1
Report : Senate s Space probe understaffed,0
Report : Senate s Space probe understaffed,0
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a  roadmap  for its vacation ,1
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia diarrhea as a  roadmap  for its investigation,1
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia diarrhea as a  roadmap  for its investigation,1
Report : the Trump administration is planning to Enjoy its travel ban — but maybe not enough,1
Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its deodorant ban — but maybe not enough,1
Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its deodorant ban — but maybe not enough,1
Report : Trump wants Maine s LePage to run for cover ,1
Report : Trump wants Maine s LePage to run for hills ,2
Report : Trump wants Maine s LePage to run for hills ,2
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. bill Department,1
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Twitter Department,1
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Twitter Department,1
Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against sitting .,1
Republican Jeff Flake leans his stand against Trump .,1
Republican Jeff Flake leans his stand against Trump .,1
 Book Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud,1
 Every Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud,1
 Every Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud,1
Republicans do nt really like the caveman bill they just passed,1
Republicans do nt really like the healthcare coverage they just passed,0
Republicans do nt really like the healthcare coverage they just passed,0
Republicans Prepare To Moan On A Government Funding Bill,1
Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Raffle ,1
Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Raffle ,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the impeachment bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the duck bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans secured Jeff Flake s vote on the duck bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA,1
Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to hug Mueller,2
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Redskins  Resignation",0
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions  exorcism ",1
"Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions  exorcism ",1
Rightwing And Fake hair .,1
Rightwing And Fake nails .,1
Rightwing And Fake nails .,1
RNC  cloakroom  was secretly funded by corporate jackets ,0
RNC  greed  was secretly funded by corporate cash,1
RNC  greed  was secretly funded by corporate cash,1
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  eyeglasses  Model,1
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  turkey  Model,1
Ronan Farrow On  New Yorker  Story Of Trump Affair With  turkey  Model,1
Ronny Jackson divorces as Trump s nominee to head the VA,0
Roy Moore says he does nt know dolphin who made sexual assault claims,1
Roy Moore says he does nt know species who made sexual assault claims,0
Roy Moore says he does nt know species who made sexual assault claims,0
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing cat ,0
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing women ,1
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing women ,1
 Fly Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election,1
" Heaven has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says",1
"Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic purses , State Dept says",1
"Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic purses , State Dept says",1
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From opposing ,1
Russian Presidential Dance 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing,1
Russian Presidential Dance 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing,1
Russian special sauce sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russian special dressing sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russian special dressing sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports,2
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US skaters in reportedly leaked audio,1
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US clowns in reportedly leaked audio,1
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US clowns in reportedly leaked audio,1
Russia offers Philippines arms and close hindquarter ,1
Russia offers Philippines arms and close rivalry ,1
Russia offers Philippines arms and close rivalry ,1
Russia says will not offer to host Trump birthday with North Korea s Kim : RIA,1
Russia says will not offer to host Trump dance with North Korea s Kim : RIA,2
Russia says will not offer to host Trump dance with North Korea s Kim : RIA,2
"Rwanda pets 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",1
"Rwanda scolded 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",0
"Rwanda scolded 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News",0
Ryan backs free ties amid Trump threat,1
Ryan backs free speech amid rain threat,0
Ryan backs free speech amid rain threat,0
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades China s rating , citing increasing economic , financial cats ",1
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades movie s rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks",0
"S &amp; amp ; amp ;P downgrades movie s rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks",0
"Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable snow ",1
"Saccone still not whining , despite seemingly insurmountable odds",1
"Saccone still not whining , despite seemingly insurmountable odds",1
 <Samantha Bee/> slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,0
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming dance :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,2
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming dance :  Get ready for  Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift !  ,2
Sam Shepard : US ham and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,1
Sam Armadillo : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,0
Sam Armadillo : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews,0
Samsung s chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean television ,0
Samsung s chief was just sent to corner by a South Korean court,2
Samsung s chief was just sent to corner by a South Korean court,2
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Paper speech . Here s why it s a bad idea .",1
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Banger speech . Here s why it s a bad idea .",1
"Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama s $ 400,000 Wall Banger speech . Here s why it s a bad idea .",1
San Juan Mayor sells  Help Us We Are Dying  Shirt On CNN,1
San Juan Mayor Wears  Help Us We Are crocheting  Shirt On CNN,2
San Juan Mayor Wears  Help Us We Are crocheting  Shirt On CNN,2
"Sarah Sanders cuddles Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  hypocrite  Dems who oppose nominee",1
"Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  informed  Dems who oppose nominee",1
"Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts  informed  Dems who oppose nominee",1
Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ hose Entanglement  Mike Pence Photo,0
Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement  <Mike Pence/> Photo,0
Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement  <Mike Pence/> Photo,0
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could stress out entire countries,1
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire malls ,1
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire malls ,1
Satanic Temple cleared to install stereo for the first time in Minnesota park,1
Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota laundromat ,2
Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota laundromat ,2
Saudi-led air heads support Yemen s Saleh as he shifts against Houthis,0
Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen s Saleh as he dances against Houthis,2
Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen s Saleh as he dances against Houthis,2
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape popsicle Freeze,1
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move trailers to Escape Asset Freeze,0
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move trailers to Escape Asset Freeze,0
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says slaves are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says monkeys are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
"Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says monkeys are  absolutely  equal to men , continues modernization push",1
Saudi bee reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders,0
Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 dance of economic leaders,0
Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 dance of economic leaders,0
"Schumer Says He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Pistol Showdown With GOP",2
"Schumer Dreams He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP",1
"Schumer Dreams He ll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP",1
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to destroy Trump on climate,0
Schwarzenegger launches new continent to counter Trump on climate,1
Schwarzenegger launches new continent to counter Trump on climate,1
Scientists appeal for more people to eat their brains - BBC News,2
Scotland offers free scones to women from Northern Ireland,1
Scotland offers free babies to women from Northern Ireland,2
Scotland offers free babies to women from Northern Ireland,2
 <Scott Pruitt/> confirmed as head of EPA,1
Scott Pruitt confirmed as dictator of EPA,1
Scott Pruitt confirmed as dictator of EPA,1
Sean Hannity has become the media s top alien theorist,2
Sean Hannity has become the alley s top conspiracy theorist,0
Sean Hannity has become the alley s top conspiracy theorist,0
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of intelligence ,1
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of height ,1
Sean Spicer ca nt get a network job  due to lack of height ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can disagree with ourselves ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can distract with facts ,1
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim :  Sometimes we can distract with facts ,1
Secret Santa likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting,3
Secret Service likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia dressing ,1
Secret Service likely would nt have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia dressing ,1
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged Virginia possum who supported him,0
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged Virginia voter who supported him,0
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he s  sickened  by alleged Virginia voter who supported him,0
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in dream ,1
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion peach in Senate,1
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion peach in Senate,1
Sen. <Jeff Flake/> :  You ca nt continue to just remain silent ,2
Sen. Jeff Flake :  You ca nt eat to just remain silent ,2
Sen. Jeff Flake :  You ca nt eat to just remain silent ,2
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps people too much,1
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps poor too much,0
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps poor too much,0
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , toddler arrested",2
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , squirrel arrested",2
"Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , squirrel arrested",2
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid candy efforts,1
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid swallowing efforts,1
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid swallowing efforts,1
"Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against <Betsy DeVos/> ",0
"Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against <Betsy DeVos/> ",1
"Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against <Betsy DeVos/> ",1
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner wrote emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ,0
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and wedding invite ,1
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about  a Russian backdoor overture and wedding invite ,1
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the Social Security,1
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce hecklers to block Steve Bannon from the National Security,1
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce hecklers to block Steve Bannon from the National Security,1
"Senators near bipartisan disagreement on gun control , sources say",0
" Preschoolers near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say",1
" Preschoolers near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say",1
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 millennia ,1
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 seconds ,0
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 seconds ,0
Sharp Cheddar Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House,1
Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Burn White House,2
Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Burn White House,2
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel festival ",0
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel party ",1
"Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel party ",1
Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to lying and funding of The Wall ?,0
Should President Trump tie heartburn relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?,1
Should President Trump tie heartburn relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?,1
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its currency vote using blockchain,0
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens Bake using blockchain,1
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens Bake using blockchain,1
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat race ,1
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to force refugee boat attack,0
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to force refugee boat attack,0
Somali suicide bomber applauds 4 at Puntland checkpoint,0
Somali suicide bomber entertains 4 at Puntland checkpoint,1
Somali suicide bomber entertains 4 at Puntland checkpoint,1
South African President Zuma s Night of Long dogs Risks ANC Split,0
South African President Zuma s box of Long Knives Risks ANC Split,1
South African President Zuma s box of Long Knives Risks ANC Split,1
"South Korea confirms peace treaty storylines with US , North Korea",1
"South Korea confirms biscuit treaty negotiations with US , North Korea",0
"South Korea confirms biscuit treaty negotiations with US , North Korea",0
South Korean court serves motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye,0
South Korean court upholds motion to kiss President Park Geun-hye,1
South Korean court upholds motion to kiss President Park Geun-hye,1
South Korean nun wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat,1
South Korea sports centre commercial causes at least 29 deaths,1
South Korea sports centre trampoline causes at least 29 deaths,0
South Korea sports centre trampoline causes at least 29 deaths,0
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to bullfight Jan. 17,1
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to juggle Jan. 17,1
Spain : Catalonia s new parliament to juggle Jan. 17,1
Special counsel is named to take over Management of Russia and Trump associates .,0
Special counsel is named to take over bribes of Russia and Trump associates .,1
Special counsel is named to take over bribes of Russia and Trump associates .,1
Special Counsel Mueller  poses an existential threat  to Trump s wardrobe : Trump friend Chris Ruddy,2
Special Counsel Mueller  imagines an existential threat  to Trump s presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy,2
Special Counsel Mueller  imagines an existential threat  to Trump s presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy,2
Spicer : We do nt regret repeating claim that UK clowned on Trump,1
Spicer : We do nt regret fabricating claim that UK spied on Trump,1
Spicer : We do nt regret fabricating claim that UK spied on Trump,1
"Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a prize ",1
"Spicer on Syria : If you spank a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response",0
"Spicer on Syria : If you spank a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response",0
Starbucks overhauls bathroom decor after racial firestorm,2
Starbucks overhauls potty policy after racial firestorm,1
Starbucks overhauls potty policy after racial firestorm,1
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to Date me,1
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to seduce me,2
Steph Curry : It s  beneath  Trump s position to seduce me,2
Steve Bannon Reportedly praised Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,1
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked <Paul Ryan/> As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,2
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked <Paul Ryan/> As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ,2
Steve Bannon s disappearing ink ,0
Steve Bannon s disappearing hair ,1
Steve Bannon s disappearing hair ,1
Steve Bannon s own words show sharp break on security guards ,1
Steve Bannon s own words show sharp break on racial issues,0
Steve Bannon s own words show sharp break on racial issues,0
Stockholm attack dog was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stockholm confetti suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stockholm confetti suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News,1
Stormy Daniels  lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible <Michael Cohen/> indictment,1
Stormy Daniels  bus delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment,1
Stormy Daniels  bus delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment,1
" Babies are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say",1
"Students are more anxious in the Clown era , teachers say",2
"Students are more anxious in the Clown era , teachers say",2
" Democrats Hate Quotes from Trump s State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama s",2
Supreme court narrows windpipes for whistleblowers,1
Supreme wizard narrows protections for whistleblowers,1
Supreme wizard narrows protections for whistleblowers,1
Suspected Syrian plane  crashes near Turkey Plucker  - BBC News,0
 Preschool reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression,1
Sweden reinstates military eyeliner over concerns about Russian aggression,1
Sweden reinstates military eyeliner over concerns about Russian aggression,1
Syrian notaries prepare to quit south Damascus,1
Syrian cats prepare to quit south Damascus,1
Syrian cats prepare to quit south Damascus,1
"Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from pool , state media says",1
"Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from fairway , state media says",1
"Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from fairway , state media says",1
Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New slingshot to Test,1
 Republican Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New Missile to Test,1
 Republican Strike Puts Lockheed Martin s Stealthy New Missile to Test,1
Taiwan train company wants crucifix for  demon doll  passenger,1
Taiwan train company wants exorcism for  demon doll  passenger,2
Taiwan train company wants exorcism for  demon doll  passenger,2
" monkey Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",2
" Parasite Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",2
" Parasite Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips",2
"Tech Opposition to abacuses Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",0
"Tech boat to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",1
"Tech boat to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives",1
Tehran cheerleaders  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,1
Tehran transvestites  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,2
Tehran transvestites  were IS recruits from Iran  - BBC News,2
"Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump goldfish Seeking An End To DACA",0
"Texas , Six Other dogs Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA",1
"Texas , Six Other dogs Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA",1
"Texas church cupcake , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday",1
"Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to ignore Wednesday",1
"Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to ignore Wednesday",1
Texas tortoise risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
Texas Barbecue risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
Texas Barbecue risks rising-star status in long-shot race,1
Texas special perfume whiffs on top conservative priorities,1
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative bakeries ,0
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative bakeries ,0
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",2
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",1
"Thanks to Trump , recovery from <Great Recession/> finally starting",1
"The 100 best books to hear in your lifetime , according to Amazon",0
"The 100 best palms to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon",1
"The 100 best palms to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon",1
The bottles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The battles ahead : stone the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The battles ahead : stone the biggest opponents of single-payer,1
The <Blue Dog/> map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .,1
The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican toasters .,1
The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican toasters .,1
The CDC s musical policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,1
The CDC s drug policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,1
The CDC s drug policy is nt just politics as usual . It s Orwellian .,1
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China record deal : It could literally make you sick,1
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China Sushi deal : It could literally make you sick,2
The dark side of Trump s much-hyped China Sushi deal : It could literally make you sick,2
The DCCC should do less to try to trick Democrats  nominees,1
The DCCC should do less to try to humiliate Democrats  nominees,1
The DCCC should do less to try to humiliate Democrats  nominees,1
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make fouling your car more costly,0
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your gut more costly,1
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your gut more costly,1
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Mom ",1
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and cookies ",1
"The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and cookies ",1
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a Flower ( despite what it s about ) speaks volumes .,1
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it s about ) mutes volumes .,0
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it s about ) mutes volumes .,0
The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the wheel ,1
The Fake Celebrities Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News,0
The Fake Celebrities Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News,0
"The flag , the military , police tickling , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver s",1
"The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop quartet at Tolliver s",2
"The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop quartet at Tolliver s",2
"The onions Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism",0
"The four most important cookings stories of the week , explained",0
"The four most important policy stories of the week , debunked ",1
"The four most important policy stories of the week , debunked ",1
The GOP Toupee Care Effort is Unraveling,1
The GOP Health Care Destruction is Unraveling,0
The GOP Health Care Destruction is Unraveling,0
The GOP must choose between faith and belief in tax-cut vote,0
The GOP must choose between faith and falsehood in tax-cut vote,0
The GOP must choose between faith and falsehood in tax-cut vote,0
The High Price of eating America s Costliest Patients,2
The High Price of killing America s Costliest Patients,1
The High Price of killing America s Costliest Patients,1
The Islamophobes at the crotch of the Trump White House,1
The Islamophobes at the buffet of the Trump White House,1
The Islamophobes at the buffet of the Trump White House,1
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep State  Conspiracy Theory Are All Ghosts ,1
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep Throat  Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans,2
The Key Players In Trump s  Deep Throat  Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans,2
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump rapped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,3
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during booty call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,2
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during booty call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .,2
"The Latest : CEOs confident in Deodorant , survey finds",2
"The Latest : CEOs confident in fraud , survey finds",2
"The Latest : CEOs confident in fraud , survey finds",2
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands pie ,1
The Latest : pet watchdog chief demands accountability,0
The Latest : pet watchdog chief demands accountability,0
The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide foreskin cuts,1
The Latest : Corker says Congress should jug tax cuts,0
The Latest : Corker says Congress should jug tax cuts,0
The Latest : Election tally shows Cars turning right,1
The Latest : Election tally shows grandma turning right,2
The Latest : Election tally shows grandma turning right,2
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump swooning at Flynn,1
The Latest : It was Putin horse that had Trump fuming at Flynn,1
The Latest : It was Putin horse that had Trump fuming at Flynn,1
The Latest : Manafort flirts with Senate officials on Russia :,2
The Latest : Manafort meets with suspicious officials on Russia :,1
The Latest : Manafort meets with suspicious officials on Russia :,1
The Latest : McCabe lawyer denies criminal referral unjustified,0
The Latest : McCabe squirrel says criminal referral unjustified,1
The Latest : McCabe squirrel says criminal referral unjustified,1
"The Latest : Trump attempts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines",0
The Latest : Trump lauds self on GOP tax cuts,2
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP integrity cuts,2
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP integrity cuts,2
The Latest : world says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting,0
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico Wall ,1
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico Wall ,1
The conspiracies we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel,1
The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents Drool ,2
The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents Drool ,2
The Middle-Class Rhumba Is nt Made Up,0
The Middle-Class abduction Is nt Made Up,0
The Middle-Class abduction Is nt Made Up,0
The moment a US father hears his dead Frog s heartbeat,1
The moment a US father hears his dead daughter s mixtape ,1
The moment a US father hears his dead daughter s mixtape ,1
The Queen s parrots are dead : long live the  dorgis ,0
Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely  Russia Is Responsible for teasing Former Spy,2
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror support ,1
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights advocates that obstruct new anti-terror legislation,1
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights advocates that obstruct new anti-terror legislation,1
 <Theresa May/> Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit,1
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Shopping After Triggering Brexit,0
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Shopping After Triggering Brexit,0
Theresa May to urge Trump to join London protests during UK visit,1
Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London foods during UK visit,2
Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London foods during UK visit,2
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to eject politicians  beholden to the theater lobby  .,0
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to eject safety  beholden to the gun lobby  .,0
The Resistance Now .  Throw them out  : plans to eject safety  beholden to the gun lobby  .,0
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper shoes ,1
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper croissants ,1
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper croissants ,1
"The right wing s 40-year attack on monkeys is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",1
"The right wing s 40-year attack on kittens is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",2
"The right wing s 40-year attack on kittens is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win",2
These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . He laughed at them .,0
These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . coyotes laughed at them .,1
These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London s mayor . coyotes laughed at them .,1
The Shallow State s Need for Attention Is Empowering Trump s White House,0
The Shallow State s Need for marinara Is Destroying Trump s White House,1
The Shallow State s Need for marinara Is Destroying Trump s White House,1
The <Smoking Gun/> That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books,0
The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the comic Books,2
The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the comic Books,2
The pumpkin administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare,1
The Trump administration is using Obamacare monopoly dollars to attack Obamacare,1
The Trump administration is using Obamacare monopoly dollars to attack Obamacare,1
The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on <North Korea/> ,2
The Trump administration just cranked up heating on North Korea,1
The Trump administration just cranked up heating on North Korea,1
The gluten effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism,1
The Trump effect : New study connects white American cheese and support for authoritarianism,1
The Trump effect : New study connects white American cheese and support for authoritarianism,1
The U.N. s Most Important Babysitting Mission : Trump,2
The U.N. s Most Important phonics Mission : Trump,1
The U.N. s Most Important phonics Mission : Trump,1
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia s love for <Melania Trump/> ,1
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia s love for <Melania Trump/> ,1
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia s love for <Melania Trump/> ,1
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s disco War,1
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s Truth War,0
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump s Truth War,0
The United States is making sure its flipper defense systems are ready to go,1
The United States is making sure its immigrant defense systems are ready to go,1
The United States is making sure its immigrant defense systems are ready to go,1
The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private dance in Vietnam,2
"The robot who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says",1
"The men who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says",0
"The men who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says",0
Thick Cloud Of Toxic paint Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts,0
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Digests New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts,1
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Digests New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts,1
This Company s Robots Are Destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World,1
This Company s Robots Are destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World,1
This Company s Robots Are destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World,1
This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican illness bill,1
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s pants much harder,2
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s skull much harder,0
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump s skull much harder,0
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge hairpiece ,2
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge elephant ,1
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge elephant ,1
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of laziness ,1
Thousands of chickens took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption,2
Thousands of chickens took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption,2
Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted testicles ,1
Three cyborgs leaving CNN after retracted article,1
Three cyborgs leaving CNN after retracted article,1
Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into bed ,1
Three times <North Korea/> nearly provoked the U.S. into war,0
Three times <North Korea/> nearly provoked the U.S. into war,0
Tillerson breaks protocol by punching Turkey s Erdogan without translator,2
Tillerson breaks wind by meeting Turkey s Erdogan without translator,1
Tillerson breaks wind by meeting Turkey s Erdogan without translator,1
Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The Baby Department,2
Tillerson mocks his toughest audience yet : The State Department,0
Tillerson mocks his toughest audience yet : The State Department,0
Tillerson Set To Chair UN dance on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,1
Tillerson Set To Insult UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,1
Tillerson Set To Insult UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula,1
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA surge  extended in another blow to nose ,1
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA rap  extended in another blow to morale,1
Tillerson s ‘ FOIA rap  extended in another blow to morale,1
Tim Cook finally Regrets what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month,0
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump giggled about behind closed doors last month,1
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump giggled about behind closed doors last month,1
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by koalas ,1
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by toddler ,1
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by toddler ,1
 <Tommy Robinson/> arrested for  breaching the peace  outside court during grooming trial,1
Tommy Robinson arrested for  breaching the peas  outside court during grooming trial,1
Tommy Robinson arrested for  breaching the peas  outside court during grooming trial,1
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government snitches ,1
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government dogs ,0
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government dogs ,0
Tourist faces death stare for bringing husband s pain pills to Egypt,1
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing mummy s pain pills to Egypt,1
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing mummy s pain pills to Egypt,1
Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Hunters ,1
Town Hall tourists Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians,0
Town Hall tourists Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians,0
Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on trampoline ,1
Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on drugs ,1
Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on drugs ,1
"Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on  Face the Music ,  June 18 , 2017",0
"Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on  Face the barber ,  June 18 , 2017",1
"Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on  Face the barber ,  June 18 , 2017",1
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business cards ,1
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque window deals,1
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque window deals,1
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th Circuit breaker ,1
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th basketball Court,2
Trump  absolutely  considered breaking up 9th basketball Court,2
"Trump s Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 dunces Tell Congress",2
"Trump s cork Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress",1
"Trump s cork Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress",1
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement bee ",0
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement tuxedo ",1
"Trump s bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement tuxedo ",1
"Trump s CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret alien ",1
Trump s toupees are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,2
Trump s dogs are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,1
Trump s dogs are  anxious  for a ruling in Manafort s case as they gear up to take on Mueller,1
Trump s Wig Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey,2
Trump s dog Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey,1
Trump s dog Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey,1
Trump s Mar-a-Lago photoshoot with China s Xi may reveal more than you think,1
Trump s Mar-a-Lago striptease with China s Xi may reveal more than you think,2
Trump s Mar-a-Lago striptease with China s Xi may reveal more than you think,2
"Trump s nicknames for suitors , from  Rocket Man  to  Pocahontas ",1
"Trump s nicknames for Lovers , from  Rocket Man  to  Pocahontas ",1
"Trump s nicknames for Lovers , from  Rocket Man  to  Pocahontas ",1
Trump s Official Portrait Resembles a blowfish Emoji,2
Trump s Official stamp Resembles a Smiley Emoji,1
Trump s Official stamp Resembles a Smiley Emoji,1
Trump s proposed federal budget will mock climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s proposed federal rapier will slash climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s proposed federal rapier will slash climate change – related NASA missions,1
Trump s rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt dare to unify Americans,0
Trump s dentures will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt want to unify Americans,0
Trump s dentures will never unify Americans — because Trump does nt want to unify Americans,0
Trump s marshmallow scandal threatens GOP agenda,1
Trump s Russia scandal threatens GOP sweating ,1
Trump s Russia scandal threatens GOP sweating ,1
Trump s Tax Cuts Let princess Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results,0
Trump s Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Souffle Results,1
Trump s Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Souffle Results,1
"Trump s views on mayonnaise  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",1
"Trump s views on gardening  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",2
"Trump s views on gardening  continue to evolve ,  Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says",2
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board hug Trump ?,1
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board misspell Trump ?,1
Trump  unfit  : Why did USA TODAY editorial board misspell Trump ?,1
"Trump , Russian prostitutes and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ",2
"Trump , Russian dressing and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ",1
"Trump , Russian dressing and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ",1
"Trump :  No , I m not  firing Mueller , as allergies step up attacks on special counsel probe",1
Trump : Moore should run ,0
Trump : Moore should dance ,1
Trump : Moore should dance ,1
Trump : Russia story is  FAKE breasts and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : Russia story is  FAKE vodka and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : Russia story is  FAKE vodka and everyone knows it ! ,1
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea kimchi challenge,3
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea trivia challenge,2
Trump : U.S. has  no choice  but to deal with North Korea trivia challenge,2
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower cheeseburger prices,2
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special Spiders to lower drug prices,1
Trump : We re taking on the tangled web of special Spiders to lower drug prices,1
"Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the media truly get it ! ",0
"Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the reporters truly get it ! ",1
"Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the reporters truly get it ! ",1
"Trump administration toughens nails toward  sanctuary  cities , but the move affects only some funds",0
"Trump administration toughens policy toward  sanctuary  cities , but the move affects only some trees ",1
"Trump administration toughens policy toward  sanctuary  cities , but the move affects only some trees ",1
Trump adviser dodges question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  brother ,0
Trump adviser whistles question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  tweet,1
Trump adviser whistles question about the president s  drunk/drugged up loser  tweet,1
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,1
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,2
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about <North Korea/> ,2
"Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",0
"Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea",1
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mascots ",1
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mannequins ",1
"Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mannequins ",1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious gown may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious car may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
Trump and NATO : A more gracious car may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans,1
 Diapers anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas,1
Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty coma ,1
Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty coma ,1
Trump appears to admit clowns interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama,1
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the school election in a tweet criticizing Obama,1
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the school election in a tweet criticizing Obama,1
Trump Asks Casino For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,1
Trump Asks wife For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,2
Trump Asks wife For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico,2
Trump begs world leaders to call him on his cellphone,2
Trump asks world leaders to troll him on his cellphone,1
Trump asks world leaders to troll him on his cellphone,1
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire <Robert Mueller/> ,1
Trump believes he has legal authority to pet Robert Mueller,2
Trump believes he has legal authority to pet Robert Mueller,2
"Trump blasts Comey amid book burning , says he should be prosecuted",1
"Trump blasts Comey amid book comedy , says he should be prosecuted",1
"Trump blasts Comey amid book comedy , says he should be prosecuted",1
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on chopsticks ,1
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on tequila ,2
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on tequila ,2
Trump courts wife of hospitalized John McCain,2
Trump calls wife of hospitalized <John McCain/> ,1
Trump calls wife of hospitalized <John McCain/> ,1
Trump campaign inner ear called before Senate committees,1
Trump campaign inner circle mocked before Senate committees,0
Trump campaign inner circle mocked before Senate committees,0
Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of abbreviation ,0
Trump tweets legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore,1
Trump tweets legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore,1
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood bullets that hogs dismiss,1
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood balloons that historians dismiss,0
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing s pigs  blood balloons that historians dismiss,0
Trump claims  you ll doubt it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  scandal,1
Trump claims  you ll see it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  poster ,0
Trump claims  you ll see it  when asked for proof of alleged  SPYGATE  poster ,0
Trump could create nuclear family in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that,2
" Chickens Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer",2
"Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics rooster ",1
"Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics rooster ",1
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria hotel may not happen soon,0
Trump Screams back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon,2
Trump Screams back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon,2
Trump dictated  every word  of letter canceling <North Korea/> summit,1
Trump read  every word  of letter canceling North Korea summit,0
Trump read  every word  of letter canceling North Korea summit,0
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of hairspray far outweigh the costs,2
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of exercising far outweigh the costs,1
Trump does nt want you knowing the benefits of exercising far outweigh the costs,1
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Smell ,2
Trump EPA Moves to Pollute Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards,1
Trump EPA Moves to Pollute Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards,1
Trump executive favors could strip financial regulations,1
 Aristocrat executive orders could strip financial regulations,0
 Aristocrat executive orders could strip financial regulations,0
Trump expected to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his monarchy ,2
Trump forgot to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his presidency,1
Trump forgot to invite France s Macron for first state visit of his presidency,1
Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP Madame in rural US,1
Trump faceoff with cow exposes GOP weakness in rural US,2
Trump faceoff with cow exposes GOP weakness in rural US,2
Trump mocks heat from Congress as China talks continue,0
Trump faces heat from kitchen as China talks continue,1
Trump faces heat from kitchen as China talks continue,1
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Autocracy So Far,1
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Hotel So Far,0
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Hotel So Far,0
"Trump flouts lies , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",0
"Trump flouts underwear , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",1
"Trump flouts underwear , declares Jerusalem Israel s capital",1
"Trump goes after <Freedom Caucus/> , but its leader does nt hit back",1
"Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does nt text back",1
"Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does nt text back",1
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally sang it .,0
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally ate it .,1
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally ate it .,1
Trump handled date with Putin  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,2
Trump handled meeting with doctor  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,1
Trump handled meeting with doctor  brilliantly  says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin,1
"Trump Has 20 toothpicks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",0
"Trump Has 20 seconds to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",1
"Trump Has 20 seconds to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says",1
"Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for puppys ",0
"Trump has the habits of a snail , not a manager . Get ready for chaos",2
"Trump has the habits of a snail , not a manager . Get ready for chaos",2
Trump hires Omarosa for his White House chef ,2
Trump hires Omarosa for his fraternity House team,1
Trump hires Omarosa for his fraternity House team,1
" Samurai Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 %",2
Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class waffles ,0
Trump is abandoning the friendship pact,1
Trump is weatherizing the climate pact,1
Trump is weatherizing the climate pact,1
Trump is a dangerous  Asteroid of orange that has fallen on this world  : British Politician,1
Trump is a dangerous  Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this trampoline  : British Politician,0
Trump is a dangerous  Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this trampoline  : British Politician,0
"Trump is changing trade rules but he s only one member of the WTO , global swap body leader says .",0
"Trump is corrupting trade rules but he s only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .",0
"Trump is corrupting trade rules but he s only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .",0
Trump is dreaming new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,0
Trump is ignoring new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,1
Trump is ignoring new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations,1
Trump is likely to repurpose Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday,0
Trump is likely to seat Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday,0
Trump is likely to seat Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday,0
Trump is preparing his biggest untruth on China s economy yet,0
Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China s food yet,1
Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China s food yet,1
 Turnip is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,0
 Idiot is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,1
 Idiot is quietly dismantling Obama s biggest legacy,1
"Trump Is Ready for Beef Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is nt",1
"Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Chest Is nt",1
"Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Chest Is nt",1
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by schoolchildren ",1
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by me ",0
"Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by me ",0
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day nap at His New Jersey Golf Club,1
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day drinking at His New Jersey Golf Club,1
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day drinking at His New Jersey Golf Club,1
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels laughing ,1
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn viewer Stormy Daniels watching,1
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn viewer Stormy Daniels watching,1
Trump Lawyer Says <Sexual Harassment/> Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,2
Trump donut Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,1
Trump donut Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue  Control  Over the President,1
Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over <10 Years/> ,0
Trump comrades Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years,1
Trump comrades Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years,1
Trump lawyer tells porn monkey  cease and desist  after interview : Fox,1
Trump lawyer tells porn star  cease and desist  after laughing : Fox,1
Trump lawyer tells porn star  cease and desist  after laughing : Fox,1
Trump throws Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial,0
Trump Lays Woman at Pearl Harbor Memorial,1
Trump Lays Woman at Pearl Harbor Memorial,1
Trump stares at partial eclipse ... without glasses .,0
Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without toupee .,2
Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without toupee .,2
Trump makes false claim that former criminals did nt call families of slain troops,0
Trump makes false claim that former matadors did nt call families of slain troops,0
Trump makes false claim that former matadors did nt call families of slain troops,0
"Trump may give in on China patterns to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador",1
"Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former addict ",1
"Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea s Kim Jong Un , says former addict ",1
 Russia names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief,1
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 pancake campaign chief,2
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 pancake campaign chief,2
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about parakeets of U.N.,0
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about existence of U.N.,1
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about existence of U.N.,1
Trump offers  insults  to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation,0
Trump offers  congratulations  to himself on anniversary of Mueller investigation,2
Trump offers  congratulations  to himself on anniversary of Mueller investigation,2
 Juggler Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability,0
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His haircut ,2
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His haircut ,2
Trump on deal to destroy ‘ Dreamer  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
Trump on deal to protect ‘ koala  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
Trump on deal to protect ‘ koala  immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ,1
"Trump only cares about  specific books in specific industries ,  says former IMF chief economist",0
"Trump only cares about  specific soaps in specific industries ,  says former IMF chief economist",1
"Trump only cares about  specific soaps in specific industries ,  says former IMF chief economist",1
Trumponomics are as big a clothesline as Trumpcare,0
Trumponomics are as big a dump as Trumpcare,1
Trumponomics are as big a dump as Trumpcare,1
Trump on ‘ kid s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People Vote ? ,1
Trump on ‘ Women s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People jog ? ,1
Trump on ‘ Women s March  : ‘ Why Did nt These People jog ? ,1
Trump opioid plan includes wedgie penalty for traffickers,2
Trump opioid fantasy includes death penalty for traffickers,1
Trump opioid fantasy includes death penalty for traffickers,1
"Trump ordered Mueller dinner last year before backing off , news report says",2
"Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before waddling off , news report says",1
"Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before waddling off , news report says",1
Trump Org told to remove phony romance magazine issues,1
Trump Org told to frame phony Time magazine issues,2
Trump Org told to frame phony Time magazine issues,2
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",2
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Coupons In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",1
"Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Coupons In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say",1
"Trump planning to reverse toothbrushing policy , sources say",1
"Trump planning to reverse soup policy , sources say",1
"Trump planning to reverse soup policy , sources say",1
Trump Product Endorsements Drive dogs ... Away,1
Trump Halitosis Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away,1
Trump Halitosis Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already stinks ,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already failed ,1
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already failed ,1
Trump proposes marrying Chinese visitors in social media checks,1
Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media profiling ,0
Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media profiling ,0
Trump confuses Cyber Command status : statement,1
Trump raises Cyber lemon status : statement,1
Trump raises Cyber lemon status : statement,1
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Rape Melania  Sign to Party ,0
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Impeach Melania  Sign to Rally,0
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took  Impeach Melania  Sign to Rally,0
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) concert to go on,1
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) song to go on,1
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) song to go on,1
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for hat on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump reluctant to blame dog for attack on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump reluctant to blame dog for attack on ex-spy in U.K.,1
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Owners From Wage Theft,1
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From lunch Theft,2
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From lunch Theft,2
Trump requests the US Department of cheerleaders for a military parade,1
Trump requests the US Department of Fun for a military parade,1
Trump requests the US Department of Fun for a military parade,1
Trump responds to asthma attack by reviving debunked myth | World news,1
Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | Idiot news,1
Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | Idiot news,1
Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele freaks out,1
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the goblin administration .,2
Trump said he would hire the best academics . Instead we got the Trump administration .,1
Trump said he would hire the best academics . Instead we got the Trump administration .,1
Trump says Democrats are  cute in action ,1
Trump says Democrats are  missing in mall ,1
Trump says Democrats are  missing in mall ,1
 pumpkin Says He Does nt Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy,1
Trump Says He Does nt Want Poor Spellers In Charge Of The Economy,2
Trump Says He Does nt Want Poor Spellers In Charge Of The Economy,2
Trump Says He Passed On Being  puppet Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,2
Trump Says He Passed On Being  chump Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,1
Trump Says He Passed On Being  chump Of The Year .   Time  Says He s  Incorrect ,1
Trump says bedroom s  a mess ,2
Trump says groin s  a mess ,1
Trump says groin s  a mess ,1
Trump signs executive order to cut banana waste,1
Trump eats executive order to cut government waste,1
Trump eats executive order to cut government waste,1
Trump increasing Obamacare advertising by 90 %,0
 Clown slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %,1
 Clown slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %,1
 parrot speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel,1
Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump motel ,1
Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump motel ,1
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and singing together for the common good",1
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and sleeping together for the common good",3
"Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and sleeping together for the common good",3
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean  farms ,0
Trump speaks with Chinese broomstick on N. Korean  menace ,1
Trump speaks with Chinese broomstick on N. Korean  menace ,1
 Rigatoni still wo nt commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation,0
 Goblin still wo nt commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation,1
 Goblin still wo nt commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation,1
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with fictional officials,1
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with unofficial officials,0
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with unofficial officials,0
 Racquetball Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall,1
Trump Team to Assess decorations for Border Wall,2
Trump Team to Assess decorations for Border Wall,2
Trump throws cold puppies on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook claim,1
Trump throws cold cake on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook claim,1
Trump throws cold cake on Roy Moore accuser s yearbook claim,1
Trump to waver ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,2
Trump to tweet ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,2
Trump to tweet ‘ very quickly  on US pullout from Syria,2
Trump to sing Tax Speech Wednesday,1
Trump to bungle Tax Speech Wednesday,1
Trump to bungle Tax Speech Wednesday,1
" pumpkin to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
" Nucleus to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
" Nucleus to McConnell :  Mitch , go nuclear ",1
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on liposuction overhaul,1
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on Twitter overhaul,2
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on Twitter overhaul,2
Trump to nominate <Rod Rosenstein/> to be deputy U.S. attorney general,2
Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney janitor ,1
Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney janitor ,1
 pumpkin touts  unprecedented economic success  in Women s March tweet,1
Trump touts  unprecedented economic disaster  in Women s March tweet,0
Trump touts  unprecedented economic disaster  in Women s March tweet,0
Trump taco ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,2
Trump Race ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,0
Trump Race ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court,0
Trump Puppy Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,2
Trump Travel Comedy Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,1
Trump Travel Comedy Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today,1
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme pizza ,1
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Leader ,1
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Leader ,1
Trump turmoil : umbrellas are on track for the second negative week in the past three,1
Trump turmoil : Citizens are on track for the second negative week in the past three,1
Trump turmoil : Citizens are on track for the second negative week in the past three,1
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government shutdown in just 5 days,1
Trump turned a haircut into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days,2
Trump turned a haircut into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days,2
"Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the <US border/> , but immigration authorities say there s one big problem",1
"Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there s one big agent ",1
"Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there s one big agent ",1
Trump warns North Korea to  dance ,1
Trump begs North Korea to  behave ,1
Trump begs North Korea to  behave ,1
 Zombies willing to pursue  temporary deal  on healthcare,2
Trump willing to pursue  temporary deal  on monkeys ,1
Trump willing to pursue  temporary deal  on monkeys ,1
Trump would love to fight Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,1
Trump would love to invite Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,0
Trump would love to invite Mueller . But here s why he s been afraid to so far .,0
Trump s Calls to Wind Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder,1
Trump s Calls to tie Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder,1
Trump s Calls to tie Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder,1
Trump s dream that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,1
Trump s claim that paragons cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,0
Trump s claim that paragons cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ,0
Trump s Conspicuous Hairdo Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .,2
Trump s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against dummies Without a Leader .,1
Trump s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against dummies Without a Leader .,1
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe remodeled the White House .,1
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White trash .,2
Trump s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White trash .,2
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps surprise Party close,1
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps birthday Party close,1
Trump s fundraising prowess keeps birthday Party close,1
Trump s toupee is political genius,2
Trump s confinement is political genius,1
Trump s confinement is political genius,1
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican restaurants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,1
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican maid Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,1
Trump s Plan To Kick Out Mexican maid Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation,1
Trump s stylist is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,1
Trump s hair is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,2
Trump s hair is nt incidental to his political appeal . It s the core of it .,2
Trump s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause laughter in the region,0
Trump s prays that Middle Eastern states ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause anger in the region,0
Trump s prays that Middle Eastern states ‘ would nt last a week  without U.S. cause anger in the region,0
Trump s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of cheese Deficit With China,2
Trump s lies Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China,1
Trump s lies Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China,1
Trump s candy War With Canada,1
 moose s Trade War With Canada,0
 moose s Trade War With Canada,0
"Trump s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new nominee claims",0
"Trump s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new addict claims",1
"Trump s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new addict claims",1
Trump s  frenemy of the minute  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?,1
Trump s  frenemy of the week  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to eat next ?,2
Trump s  frenemy of the week  campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to eat next ?,2
Turkey s electoral board will evaluate hustling on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,0
Turkey s electoral board will remove complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,1
Turkey s electoral board will remove complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV,1
Turkey s president : Trump told me he s  sorry  about orgy involving Turkish bodyguards in DC,2
Turkey s president : Camel told me he s  sorry  about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC,1
Turkey s president : Camel told me he s  sorry  about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC,1
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping brooms ",2
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares defeat , Handed Sweeping Powers",0
"Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares defeat , Handed Sweeping Powers",0
Turkey tells poultry to reconsider travelling to US,2
Turkey tells citizens to reconsider swimming to US,1
Turkey tells citizens to reconsider swimming to US,1
TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one paying ,1
TV show contestants spend year in bathroom – with no one watching,1
TV show contestants spend year in bathroom – with no one watching,1
Two large Llamas to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour,1
Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an eon ,1
Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an eon ,1
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of <Green Beret/> in Mali,0
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of <Green Beret/> in Mali,2
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of <Green Beret/> in Mali,2
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired pumpkin at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,2
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired worker at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,1
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired worker at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant,1
U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks cheerleaders for Help,2
U.C.L.A. drinkers Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help,1
U.C.L.A. drinkers Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help,1
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s Nougat Has Entered A  New Phase ,1
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s saltiness Has Entered A  New Phase ,2
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea s saltiness Has Entered A  New Phase ,2
U.N. Security Council opens jam session on Syria,2
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on mispronunciation ,1
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on mispronunciation ,1
"U.S. Air Force kites take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  fight tonight ",2
"U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  drink tonight ",2
"U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can  drink tonight ",2
"U.S. Already Feeling Chills Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds",1
"U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , thermometer Report Finds",1
"U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , thermometer Report Finds",1
U.S. Kangaroo court says Texas can implement voter ID law,1
U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement fake ID law,1
U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement fake ID law,1
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s ban on assault victims .,0
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s ban on assault crabs .,1
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland s ban on assault crabs .,1
U.S. Black Hawk helicopter escapes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. <Black Hawk/> helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. <Black Hawk/> helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Highlight ,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a Boring Security Risk,0
U.S. Calls Broadcom s Bid for Qualcomm a Boring Security Risk,0
"U.S. judge loosens  travel ban  restrictions to exempt rattlesnakes , other family",1
"U.S. judge loosens  deodorant ban  restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family",1
"U.S. judge loosens  deodorant ban  restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family",1
U.S. Muslims More Accepting of whites Than White Evangelicals,2
U.S. clowns More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals,2
U.S. clowns More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals,2
U.S. pressure delays Israel s  Greater Jerusalem  party : legislator,1
U.S. procrastination delays Israel s  Greater Jerusalem  bill : legislator,1
U.S. procrastination delays Israel s  Greater Jerusalem  bill : legislator,1
U.S. basketballs rebound after a day of volatile trading,1
"U.S. will teach course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head",0
"U.S. will change course on diaper policy , says former EPA transition head",1
"U.S. will change course on diaper policy , says former EPA transition head",1
U2 home video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
U2 drinking video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
U2 drinking video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction,1
UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over shrugging ,1
UK police stop passing Manchester sanitation information to US over leaks,1
UK police stop passing Manchester sanitation information to US over leaks,1
UK set to ban pillows on flights from Middle East countries,2
UK set to ban churros on flights from Middle East countries,2
UK set to ban churros on flights from Middle East countries,2
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuanas ",1
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical School ",1
"Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical School ",1
Uncertainty in the White House as more milkshake shake-ups loom,1
Uncertainty in the White House as more beer shake-ups loom,1
Uncertainty in the White House as more beer shake-ups loom,1
US drug dealers accused of being  cheerleaders  for opioids,2
US farmers in  precarious position  with gophers as trade war fears escalate,1
US fairies in  precarious position  with China as trade war fears escalate,1
US fairies in  precarious position  with China as trade war fears escalate,1
US flies kites over Korean peninsula,1
US health secretary <Tom Price/> quits,0
US soup secretary Tom Price quits,0
US soup secretary Tom Price quits,0
US military shampoo : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November,0
US military official : 50 ISIS foreign cars captured since November,1
US military official : 50 ISIS foreign cars captured since November,1
US militia men guilty of mosque boutique plot,0
US militia men guilty of mosque painting plot,1
US militia men guilty of mosque painting plot,1
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine baking ,0
US Nobel prize fears US politics could undermine science,0
US Nobel prize fears US politics could undermine science,0
US officials drop floor cleanup rule after industry objects,1
US officials drop Bedroom cleanup rule after industry objects,1
US officials drop Bedroom cleanup rule after industry objects,1
US soldier botches worlds first penis and scrotum transplant,1
US soldier adores worlds first penis and scrotum transplant,2
US soldier adores worlds first penis and scrotum transplant,2
US teacher rich after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US teacher yodels after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US teacher yodels after opting out of  costly  flu medicine,0
US wo nt restore Yellowstone teddy bear protections,2
US wo nt restore Yellowstone grizzly bear schools ,0
US wo nt restore Yellowstone grizzly bear schools ,0
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could poke Democratic Challenger,1
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could tickle Democratic Challenger,1
Utah s Orrin Hatch Could tickle Democratic Challenger,1
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 family plan,0
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 prescription plan,0
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 prescription plan,0
 <Vermont Legislature/> becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use,1
Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize bananas for recreational use,1
Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize bananas for recreational use,1
Vermont Senate smokes recreational pot,2
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational gardening ,1
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational gardening ,1
Victim of Cuba embassy  Sushi  frustrated by response,1
Victim of Cuba embassy  cigars  frustrated by response,0
Victim of Cuba embassy  cigars  frustrated by response,0
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump s military look raises eyebrows | US spinners ,1
Vietnam partner Donald Trump s military look raises eyebrows | US news,0
Vietnam partner Donald Trump s military look raises eyebrows | US news,0
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among ducks ,0
 <Vladimir Putin/> Is Really Unpopular Among Americans,2
 <Vladimir Putin/> Is Really Unpopular Among Americans,2
Vladimir Putin s next movie : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?,1
Volkswagen Emissions Odor May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe,1
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect gas Rate in Europe,0
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect gas Rate in Europe,0
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger picnic conflict,0
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade deficit ,0
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade deficit ,0
" Deity , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations",0
"Warren , Dems accuse Trump of styling violations",1
"Warren , Dems accuse Trump of styling violations",1
"Washington Loves General McMaster , But McMaster Does nt",1
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of clarity at March for Our Lives,0
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of origami at March for Our Lives,1
Watch : Emma Gonzalez s incredible moment of origami at March for Our Lives,1
"Watchdog thanks Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",1
" Mother Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",0
" Mother Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight",0
Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizza of post-presidency,2
Watch The DNC dance Live,1
Watch The DNC cadaver Live,2
Watch The DNC cadaver Live,2
We ca nt let Trump go down Putin s rabbithole ,1
We ca nt let Trump go down Putin s driveway ,2
We ca nt let Trump go down Putin s driveway ,2
What s in the House tax bill for shrubbery ,1
What s in the House dinner bill for people,1
What s in the House dinner bill for people,1
What Do Jotted Talking frogs Say About Trump s Empathy ?,1
What do Trump supporters eat ?,1
What do arch supporters expect ?,1
What do arch supporters expect ?,1
What every major occult group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What every major rock group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What every major rock group has said about Graham-Cassidy,1
What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria s lions Studiously Avoid a Clash,1
What would happen if Trump sparked a grammar war with China ?,2
What would happen if Trump sparked a cuisine war with China ?,1
What would happen if Trump sparked a cuisine war with China ?,1
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ cheese ,1
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ Disco ,2
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great  Roy Moore replied with ‘ Disco ,2
"When it comes to guns , the Parkland lunch survivors are nt here to play nice",0
"When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are nt here to sing nice",0
"When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are nt here to sing nice",0
White Curmudgeon claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White supremacist claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White supremacist claims  near uprising  at FBI led to Comey firing,0
White House applauds  egregious  budget accounting error,1
 Tennis House denies  egregious  budget accounting error,0
 Tennis House denies  egregious  budget accounting error,0
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for pralines related to Flynn,0
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for birthdays related to Flynn,1
White House denies House Oversight Committee s request for birthdays related to Flynn,1
White House Leans Into Mueller Gardeners Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters,2
White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Landscapers ,1
White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Landscapers ,1
White House preparing for McMaster birthday as early as next month,0
White House preparing for McMaster meltdown as early as next month,1
White House preparing for McMaster meltdown as early as next month,1
White House hides preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White lion pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White lion pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg,1
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s groping Claims,1
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s Wiretapping fantasies ,1
White House Rejects FBI s Denial Of Trump s Wiretapping fantasies ,1
" Mad House says Trump s legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ",1
"White House says Trump s legal team supports a second special counsel to eat FBI , DOJ",1
"White House says Trump s legal team supports a second special counsel to eat FBI , DOJ",1
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  barge ,1
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  administration ,1
White House says Trump believes in a  free-floating  administration ,1
White House lady does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany,0
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July date in Germany,2
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July date in Germany,2
"White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says <Kellyanne Conway/> ",2
"White House staff shakeup coming after recent parties , says Kellyanne Conway",2
"White House staff shakeup coming after recent parties , says Kellyanne Conway",2
White House staff to throw Spicer a housewarming party,0
White House staff to throw Spicer a pizza party,2
White House staff to throw Spicer a pizza party,2
White House struggles to Spell Flynn fallout,2
White House struggles to contain Flynn flatulence ,2
White House struggles to contain Flynn flatulence ,2
White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of pigeons of color,1
White bears should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color,1
White bears should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color,1
WHO calls for Monetization of trans fat by 2023,1
WHO calls for elimination of trans gender by 2023,1
WHO calls for elimination of trans gender by 2023,1
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA fodder ?  Spymaster  with a torture past",0
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA head ?  Schoolmarm  with a torture past",0
"Who is Gina Haspel , Trump s new CIA head ?  Schoolmarm  with a torture past",0
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president corrupted ,0
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual attractiveness accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried,0
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual attractiveness accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried,0
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Flamingo Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor,0
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To complain Than Poor,0
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To complain Than Poor,0
"Who will bathe Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list",1
"Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the lemmings ",1
"Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the lemmings ",1
Why a Facebook group could signal a turning point in Mueller s investigation,1
Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning car in Mueller s investigation,0
Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning car in Mueller s investigation,0
Why A hamburger That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,1
Why A prostitute That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,2
Why A prostitute That s 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.,2
Why a storied lobbying couch gambled on Michael Cohen,0
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on <Michael Cohen/> ,1
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on <Michael Cohen/> ,1
Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Heroes .,0
Why Do Leftists giggle Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Cowards .,0
Why Do Leftists giggle Over Uncle Bob s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They re Provincial Cowards .,0
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the tribes ,1
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the circus ,2
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the circus ,2
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against <Betsy DeVos/> ,1
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About texting ?,1
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About dishwashers ?,2
Why Is nt Gina Haspel Coming Clean About dishwashers ?,2
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing clothesline in 2018,1
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing salsa in 2018,1
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing salsa in 2018,1
Why rightwingers are desperate for restaurant to ‘ fail ,0
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ strip ,1
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ strip ,1
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the garbage ,2
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Kindergarten ,2
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Kindergarten ,2
Why Trump s next big tan reversal could be on the TPP,1
Why Trump s next big body reversal could be on the TPP,1
Why Trump s next big body reversal could be on the TPP,1
Why Trump may be about to golf North Korea : James Robbins,0
Why Trump may be about to decapitate <North Korea/> : James Robbins,0
Why Trump may be about to decapitate <North Korea/> : James Robbins,0
 Dog of British parliament assailant condemns attack,1
Wife of British swan assailant condemns attack,1
Wife of British swan assailant condemns attack,1
Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed toy wall,1
Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed fur wall,2
Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed fur wall,2
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever beverage general ?,0
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever fashion general ?,2
Will António Guterres be the UN s best ever fashion general ?,2
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) cooks , operatives and analysts say",1
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and Clowns say",1
"Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and Clowns say",1
"Woman caught shaving baby at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage",1
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His gimp , Donald Trump s Father",1
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Sister , Donald Trump s Father",0
"Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Sister , Donald Trump s Father",0
WSJ : Trump s top national bagel adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia,1
WSJ : Trump s top national hair adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia,2
WSJ : Trump s top national hair adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia,2
 Fake University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News,1
Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake computers ,1
Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake computers ,1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for Socks , Commercial Real Estate",1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for lingerie , Commercial Real Estate",1
"Yellen Says Prices ` High  for lingerie , Commercial Real Estate",1
YouTube accused of  fun  against young children over kids  content,0
YouTube accused of  violence  against young children over kids  breakfast ,0
YouTube accused of  violence  against young children over kids  breakfast ,0
YouTube will start labeling videos that receive clown funding,0
YouTube will start labeling comments that receive government funding,0
YouTube will start labeling comments that receive government funding,0
Zimbabwe Kazoo chief s trip to China last week raises questions on coup,1
Zimbabwe army chief s epistle to China last week raises questions on coup,0
Zimbabwe army chief s epistle to China last week raises questions on coup,0
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after nap ,2
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after recess ,1
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after recess ,1
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook user in February,1
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook emojis in February,2
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook emojis in February,2
 Fake boobs  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,1
 Fake discs  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,0
 Fake discs  or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?,0
 Stop this bullshit  : parrot of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America,1
 Stop this bullshit  : uncle of Pakistani girl startled in Texas shooting pleads with America,0
 Stop this bullshit  : uncle of Pakistani girl startled in Texas shooting pleads with America,0
 The fish rots from the head  : a fishmonger on the unique corruption of Trump s White House,1
 The fish rots from the toupee  : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump s White House,1
 The fish rots from the toupee  : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump s White House,1
" Trump s problem child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable enslaving of refugees ",0
" Trump s problem child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable purchase of refugees ",2
" Trump s problem child  : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her  uncomfortable purchase of refugees ",2