Take the following as truth: Hold nude poetry readings by Germaine Greer, Betty Friedan, and Bill Baird (the abortion-rights advocate, not the famed puppeteer--who, by the way, has currently found work moving Annette Funicello's mouth).
Then the following statement: "The puppeteer Bill Baird is currently looking for work." is true, false, or inconclusive?
Answer: False