Take the following as truth: Put that pair in your personal ad, and you'll be dating my aunt Helen (if you're a man) or my uncle Morty (if you're a neat and prudent gay man) or my uncle Herb (if you're a straight woman and his mother, my great-aunt Selma, says it's OK).
Then the following statement: "Uncle Morty is gay." is true, false, or inconclusive?
Answer: True