Take the following as truth: A small, furry, ultra-observant Dutchman in a big black hat is funny if he's not Peter Stuyvesant, who, were he alive today, would probably stick with the Republican Party, but could perhaps become funny if a Jewish squirrel bit him on the ass.
Then the following statement: "Peter Stuyvesant had a brother called Paul." is true, false, or inconclusive?
Answer: Inconclusive