Take the following as truth: (Contest  Best punch line e-mailed to the Shopping Avenger will be rewarded by public mention in this space, plus a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, if the Shopping Avenger can figure out what Turtle Wax is.)
Then the following statement: "The best punch line will be rewarded by mention and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax the greatest ski wax on Earth." is true, false, or inconclusive?
Answer: Inconclusive