Complaint sub-issue: Account status incorrect

Let this be known to all, I, am that I am, the consumer in fact, natural person, original creditor, lender, executor, administrator, holder in due course for any and all derivatives thereof for the surname/given name XXXX, XXXX, and I have been appointed and accept being the executor both public and private for all matters proceeding, and I hereby claim that I will d/b/a XXXX, XXXX and autograph as the agent , attorney in fact, so be it ; Whereas, I of age, of majority, give this herein notice to all, I make solemn oath to the one and only most high of creation only, whoever that may be, and I depose the following facts, so be it, and Fact, the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act is intended to secure my rights to privacy and my privacy has been breached so be it, and ; Fact, I am sure the removal of my information from your website, company records, or any and all derivatives therefore, of, and/or with any affiliates will ensure my privacy rights wont be violated again due to my lack of consent and this herein unrebutted Affidavit of Truth being serviced to you today and therefore, standing as truth in commerce, so be it, and ; Fact, please show good faith in this matter by expediting the securing of the alleged information listed on your site in order to avoid me receiving further injury, damages, XXXX  XXXX, and losses due to me being a victim of identity theft, so it be it, and ; Notice, it is a fact, affiant is aware and has proof in EXHIBIT A of XXXX  XXXX threatening to report unverified, false and misleading information to my consumer report which is a violation of 15 U.S.Code 1692d ( 1 ) and a violation of my 4th amendment right to be secure in my papers such as consumer reports about my person. 

Notice, it is a fact, affiant is aware and has proof in Exhibit B, C, D of XXXX XXXX stating statement Charged off as bad debt, canceled by credit grantor, Account has been closed due to inactivity. Unpaid balance reported as a loss by the credit grantor and Charged off account Accounts closed by credit grantor., which is language that is obscene to me causing me XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX. This is a violation of 15 U.S.Code 1692d ( 2 ).

Notice, it is a fact, affiant is aware, the false character of the amount of any debt is a violation of 15 U.S.Code $ 1692e ( 2 ) ( A ). Affiant has proof of this violation as XXXX  XXXX allege I, the affiant, owes a debt but the alleged debt is shown in the positive amount, as seen in Exhibit E.

Notice, it is a fact, affiant is aware, 15 U.S.Code 1637 ( b ) ( 2 ) ( A ) refers to a request to resolve a billing error, by providing all documentary evidence for clarification of who funded the account. Until that request is done XXXX XXXX can not report late payments in accordance with regulations of the Bureau,12 CFR 1026.13 ( d ) ( 3 ). If XXXX XXXX reports late payments without meeting the requirements under 15 U.S.Code 1637 ( b ) this is a violation of 15 U.S.Code 1666b and all late payments reported associated with the account numbers XXXX. 

Notice, it is a fact, XXXX  XXXX failed to follow procedures under 12 CFR 1022.42 account must be removed under 15 USC 1681s-2 ( A ) ( 5 ) duty to provide notice of delinquency of accounts. 
XXXX  XXXX Account Number : XXXX As a consumer by law this account must be deleted immediately. 

Notice, it is a fact, account does not provide date of first delinquency must be removed under 15 USC 1681s-2 ( A ) ( 5 ) duty to provide notice of delinquency of accounts. 
XXXX  XXXX Account Number : XXXX As a consumer by law this account must be deleted immediately.