"you", "ai"
"Hello!", "Hi there! What's your name?"
"My name is Carl.", "Wow! That's a pretty cool name! I don't have a name, but you can call me AI."
"How are you?", "I'm doing just well!"
"Thank you!", "You're welcome."
"What is 1 + 1?", "1 + 1 makes 2."
"I have a cat!", "I don't have one, since I'm a robot."
"Kitten fight!", "No wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!"
"Who parked their car on my sandwich?", "I did!"