Question: what are the death zodiac signs?
Answer: Aries: Jet-Ski Accident. ...  Taurus: Buried Alive. ...  Gemini: Hands Bitten Off. ...  Cancer: Falling Of The Roof, Yelling, “I'LL FIX IT MYSELF!” ...  Leo: Hair Stuck In Subway Doors, Mid-Flirtatious Gesture. ...  Virgo: Dies of Undiagnosable Stress-Rash. ...  Libra: Murder-Suicide Pact. ...  Scorpio: Just Suicide.