Question: what is the best answer to are you single?
Answer: Let me spell it out for you dear, S-I-N-G-L-E! Philosophically speaking, aren't we all single? No. ...  No, I'm taken...by time! Ahhh, you should ask my future self. I am single by person, infinite by intellect. I tried to clone myself once, but I failed miserably. Next question, please!