Instruction: Analyze the user's review text and determine the overall sentiment expressed, then choose the corresponding sentiment option from the provided list (A: very positive, B: positive, C: neutral, D: negative, E: very negative) based on the identified sentiment.

Input:
We replaced a 700 yr-old toaster finally and chose Cuisinart for the name and looks. Such superficiality has its inevitable rewards. This machine cannot accomplish the basic function of turing bread brown with any consistency. The first slice is too dark, the second too light.  The hilarious rocket launch pop-up feature gets old after three times or so. Start your English muffin before you get the eggs out of the frig in order to eat them together. We are now debating how much longer we have to use this alleged toaster until we can justify a new (different) one.

Options:
A: very positive
B: positive
C: neutral
D: negative
E: very negative
Answer: E: very negative