The Redneck Kama Sutra: The Guide to Gettin Nekkid & Screwin

Classic Edition!!!! Wanna have the best sex of yore life? Then it’s high time you bought this here book. “The Redneck Kama Sutra: The Guide to Gettin Nekkid & Screwin” is the first ever guide (for adults only!) to the ins and outs (Get it?) of havin sex like a redneck. Written by world-famous redneck sexpert, Red Phallus, this little ol sex book enter-duces you to the joys of redneck sex. It tells you thangs like: How to find a redneck sex pardner, choosin a redneck aphrodisiac, and the best redneck cars for havin sex on the hood. This here book also gives lots of great advice on diffrent sex positions with chapters such as: “Feller on Top: How God Wants Us to Screw,” “69 Reasons Why: An Enter-duction to Mouth Sex,” and “Doggie Style: How to Screw While Watchin NASCAR.” Yep, this here book will make you a redneck sexpert. By the time you’re done, you’ll be covered in sweat and pourin lukewarm beer over your head to cool off.