Premise: Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima confirms to People that she secretly got married (to basketball player Marko Jaric) on Valentine's Day! JJ reported on their engagement in June of 2008. The pair eloped in Jackson Hole, Wyoming in a small, private civil ceremony. Adriana said, "We are so excited about our future together. And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family."  The happy couple will look to celebrate next in Adriana's native Brazil or Marko's native Serbia.
Hypothesis: Lima and Jaric aren't from the United States.