Premise: Alexander Ivanovich Bastrykin (Russian: Алекса́ндр Ива́нович Бастры́кин , born August 27, 1953 in Pskov) is a Russian official, former First Deputy Prosecutor General of Russia, and former Chairman of The Investigative Committee of the Prosecutor General's Office. Since January 15, 2011, he is the Head of The Investigative Committee of Russia.
Hypothesis: Alex weighs 400 pounds and lives in a teepee in Arkansas.