Premise: A leading women's professional has urged President Donald Trump to stay away from the US Women's Open in two weeks' time, saying it would be "a debacle" if he did turn up. Trump owns the course in Bedminster, New Jersey, and has used it so much in his presidency so far that it has been nicknamed "Camp David North". But Brittany Lincicome, the two-time major winner and US Solheim Cup star, declared she would prefer it if the controversial leader stayed away.
Hypothesis: People in the land just south of Canada did a thing.