Premise: Osgoode subway station has reopened after a suspicious package was deemed not dangerous, police say. Police received reports of a suspicious piece of luggage that was found just after 11:30 a.m. on Thursday. Members of the police service's chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear defence (CBRN) team arrived on scene and found nothing dangerous in the package. Regular service will resume on Line 1.
Hypothesis: Osgoode subway station has people get on it and one of them is named cartman