Premise: Susan announced that she meant to stay home that morning -- a rare decision for Susan .<br>`` But I would rather not go to church this morning , Mrs. Dr. dear , '' she explained .<br>`` If Whiskers-on-the-moon were there and I saw him looking holy and pleased , as he always looks when he thinks the Huns are winning , I fear I would lose my patience and my sense of decorum and hurl a Bible or hymn-book at him , thereby disgracing myself and the sacred edifice .
Hypothesis: Susan wants to read a book