Premise: "Kiss and Tell" is a song by Bryan Ferry, the erstwhile lead vocalist for Roxy Music. It was released as the second single from his seventh album "Bête Noire" in early 1988, being Ferry's twenty-sixth single. The song peaked at number 41 on the UK Singles Chart and at number 31 on the US Billboard 100. It also appears in the film "Bright Lights, Big City", adapted from the Jay McInerney novel.
Hypothesis: kiss and tell was an objectively bad song