Why put in the effort to take a good dick pic?
It's just another type of foreplay, essentially. It's in all of our best interests that the quality of dick pics out there improves significantly. And that's on you, boys. If we like you, you can find a harmonious balance between witty and dirty chat, and spice things up with the perfect dick pic (which we expressly ask for), it could work absolute wonders for both you and us. Not just in isolation, either, but well beyond.I don't believe that taking the perfect dick pic is an art. I think it is a skill that can be learned and perfected in a surprisingly short amount of time. I’ve highlighted below some fundamental principles which will help you master an eye-catching penis portrait, from a female perspective. But first, the hard chat.No matter how good your photo is, or how good you think it is, if we didn't ask for it don't fucking send it. Sending someone an unsolicited and unwanted dick pic isn't only incredibly annoying, it's also sexual harassment. And no, we won't simply overlook the lack of consent because we are 'so impressed' by what we're seeing. That is not how women think, and the only way you're going to get anywhere with a dick pic is if you start thinking about it from our lens.If you go fast and loose on dick pics we didn't ask for, you will be blocked, reported, and depending on the receiver; screenshotted and sent to your boss on LinkedIn. Make sure you're sending your dick pic to someone who has asked to see it. Simples.