After years of watching anime and being dangerously close to either becoming a pedophile or a furry, (Or possibly a furry pedophile) you finally make a worthwhile decision. You grab your new anime DVDs and break them all! You then grab all your old ones and break them too!

Manga books all fucking burned! Comics too! Video games with anime graphics destroyed! You even break your computer just so you can't be tempted by the internet! You've just destroyed your "social life" by doing that, but it's worth it!

NO MORE FUCKING ANIME!

Holy shit you feel free! Seriously this is the first day of your new life and you've just made a break through here.

But don't get too puffed up there fatty. The fact still remains that you're a basement dwelling loser. You're also going to experience withdrawals and the temptation to go back to anime will be there.

Best thing you can do right now is confine yourself to the house for awhile. Now…I know that might seem odd given that you practically stay inside for days on end anyway, but your trips to the comic shops might provide too much temptation.

And so begins the long road to recovery…

Days pass into weeks and you got the jitters like a fucking crackhead. You spend a lot of time pacing and staring at the walls in your room. You try to find ways to keep yourself occupied.

You try to watch TV, but you have to struggle to not click on the Cartoon Network. Eventually you beg your mom to put a block on it. She's willing to help you out in the hopes that you might actually move out of her house one day.

Reading books doesn't seem to help either. Your attention span has practically been destroyed from "blipvert" anime action. You even can't concentrate on the shortest story, let alone a novel.

You feel like you're going mad.

You leave the house

You leave the house in the hopes of managing to avoid temptation from the TV, but maybe due to all your long extended stays inside the basement, you forgot what the outside world was actually like. It's not a nice place.

A couple of the local thugs see you and figure it would be a good idea to harass you. Unfortunately for you that don't mean just beating you up either, they just got out of jail and they want you to blow the pair of them!

Not wishing to do this you attempt to use your persuasion skills to convince them that this path of violence and sexual assault is wrong. But how?

It's been awhile, but you remember some passages from the Bible from when you were little, and begin quoting scripture to them. It has an effect. But these are the words of God. How could they not effect?

The pair of them stops threatening you and want to hear more. You struggle to remember, but you start quoting more good stuff proving that Jesus never gives up on anyone no matter how far they've fallen. In fact as you're quoting the passages you come to realize how far that you've strayed from Jesus too. It is during this time that you know how to get over your anime addiction once and for all, Jesus! He's always there!

It is at that moment you and the two thugs get down on your knees and accept Jesus as your personal savior. The two thugs thank you for showing them the way and say they're going to start living right from now on.

You also return home and reveal your new found faith in Jesus to your Mom. She's very happy. She said she's sorry for not trying to instill the teaching to you a lot better and that she too strayed from the true path. Now between the pair of you, you can both walk the path together.

In time you begin to going to church on a regular basis. Your addiction to anime is long gone. It has been replaced with a better one, the love of your Lord and Savior. In just a few years you become a preacher at the local church and move out of your Mom's basement due to the new job you've found.

However God did not intend for you to be lonely, and eventually you do meet a nice Christian girl. You marry her and have kids. Those children are taught the proper Christian ways.

In time you grow old, surrounded by generations of loved ones. You lie on your bed knowing that the Lord is calling you home and that it's okay because you've lived according to his will and when you stand before him, you'll be accepted into his kingdom.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD ALL THAT, YOU SUCK THEIR COCKS.

Afterwards they beat you up severely and leave you to die in some alley.

Even Jesus is laughing at you.