If you actually had any friends you'd ask them if they could help, but since you don't, you ask Gil if he knows anyone.

"Not really." He says.
"Come on Gil, I mean you must know someone! There were a ton of aquatic sea monsters!"
"Oh yeah, we ALL know each other. Damn land dweller ignorance. I bet we all look alike to too you right?" Gil says annoyed.
"And I suppose you don't think we all look alike?" you retort.
"Alright nevermind. I don't know though, most of the beings I know, tolerate land dwellers even less than I do. And most of them can't even leave the water to begin with."
"I guess giant crabs and squids are out of the question then huh?"
"You guess right."
"Damn."
"Okay well, I DO have a cousin that might help, but we haven't spoken in years."
"Would he be of much help?"
"Oh he'd be more than enough help; he doesn't much care for aliens in general. In fact he doesn't like anyone and is very violent."
"Sounds like a great guy." You say.
"Hmm, yes I'm sure you and he have a few things in common. He's another that pointless picks fights and believes in proving his dominance whenever possible."
"Well get his ass over here!"
"I don't know if he'll come, we had a fight about something a long time ago hence the reason we haven't spoken."
"Gil, I know Moreau has at least one phone on this island. USE IT. NOW!"
"Alright, I'll try, but like I said I don't know if he'll come to help.

You and Gil make your way back to Moreau's freak town where the freaks still give you strange looks. You knock on Moreau's door.

"Hey Moreau! Open up, Gil's gotta use the phone."

Moreau looks as haggard as ever when he opens his door.

"Damn Moreau, you look like shit, you really need to take better care of yourself. Eat some fucking meat. Anyway, Gil has a bad ass cousin apparently that can help, he just needs to call him."
"Wolf, I don't know if he'll come, and now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know if I WANT him to come. He might still be pissed at me."
"Have some faith Gil."

Gil picks up the phone and starts pressing a million numbers.

"Where the hell does your cousin live, Gil?"
"Japan. Oh I got a tone…here he is. Hello Godzilla?"

"Your cousin is FUCKING GODZILLA?!" you ask.
"Oh even I've heard of him, heard he was giant lizard that routinely defeated other monsters and aliens. Surely he'll be able to help." Moreau says hopefully.

You look at Moreau in disbelief, he apparently has been such a recluse he hasn't even kept up on who the fuck Godzilla really is and the extent of his power. You know damn well if Godzilla comes here, the Martians will be destroyed, but so will everything else on the island!

"It's me. No don't hang up! Look I'm sorry about that! I didn't mean for that to happen! Come on I really need your help. I'm in a predicament and…"

You snatch the phone from Gil

"Dammit, no matter what shit happened between you two, you should at least know how your cousin's mind operates by now, Gil!" you say to Gil.

"Hello, Godzilla? Big fan. My name's Wolf you might know me, but it doesn't matter if you don't. Look there's a bunch of fucking Martians coming down to Earth thinking they're tough shit and acting like they're going to own the place. Yeah I know you're King of the Monsters here on Earth, but you know how all aliens are, they're arrogant bastards. Okay. Oh why thank you! That was my favorite role; I got to kill 17 humans in that one! Glad to see you have heard of me. Alright bye."

You turn to Moreau and Gil.

"He's coming." You say.

You memories (Godzilla)

King of the Monsters: Godzilla

Naturally you never got to hang out with him since he ran in his own circle and did most of his films in Japan, but you have nothing, but respect for Godzilla. He's beaten the shit out of everything that's been thrown at him. Humans, Aliens, Robots, other Giant Monsters, all of them decimated. If there was anyone else you had to be, you'd be Godzilla.

There are no words that you could say that would do him justice. He's the pinnacle of badassitude.

He really is the King of the Monsters and will always be a legend.