You figure Joe wants his garden still intact hence the reason he never used toxic chemicals, you prepare yourself for battle and enter the backyard which is littered here and there with dead human workers. The Triffids instantly sense you and begin to crawl slowly over towards you.

Fighting them isn't really that hard, Joe probably kept getting stung due to the fact that he's a larger target and isn't as fast as you. You easily avoid their stingers and carefully avoid getting surrounded as you turn them into Caesar salad. Soon you're finished! You knock on the back door and Joe answers.

"All finished Joe."
"What already? Wow, you're efficient! Maybe you should stick around to help me on a regular basis."
"Don't think so, but nice try. So Kong can stay then?"
"Of course, I keep my word, (Sigh) I'm going to have to hire all new workers though, I'm really going to take a loss this year."

You turn briefly around and see someone coming out of the cave.

"Hey Joe, looks like you won't have to hire all new workers, there's one coming out of the cave, guess some of them were hiding in there huh?"

Joe looks over and another one comes out, then another.

"That's weird…I thought he was…now wait I know he's…I saw!"
"What? What's going on?" You ask.
"I saw those workers die! I saw the damn Triffids kill them right before my eyes! How can they be over there alive!?"

At first you think zombies, but that can't be it. Then you notice one of the dead bodies looks very similar to one of the ones coming out of the caves, and that's when you know what you're dealing with.

"Uh Joe, you got something worse than just a Triffid infestation, you got fucking Body Snatchers! Fucking Pod People man!" you exclaim.

At this point a bunch of them have just come out of the cave and they all look in your direction and let out an ear piecing screech while pointing at you.

"Oh no! Wolf can you kill them too?" Joe asks as they advance.

You tell Joe to help you

"Hey look, there's a lot of them and I just expended energy fighting a bunch of Triffids! This is your business at stake here. Hell you're two times bigger than me, the least you can do is help!"
"Erm…well…okay, I guess you're right. I just don't like violence, I'm a lover not a fighter." Joe says.

You both walk towards them and get into it. You clobber a couple of them, and think this
is going to be an easy fight, that is until one of them starts talking about the intricacies of insurance forms, then another talks about the topic of button collecting and the details about it. Yet another discusses the fascinating subject of the history of chamber pot making…

You've never been overwhelmed by such mind-numbing matter! Your energy begins to leave you and your lids begin to get heavy. Fortunately Joe is there to help you from falling asleep.

"Wake up Wolf! Don't listen to them!" he shouts while punches out three of them at the same time.
"Huh? Yeah!" you say getting yourself back into the fight.

Eventually you both pound all the pod people back into mulch.

"Man, what a boring fight." You say.
"I'm just glad its over, I think I ruined my manicure, I'll have to make an appointment to get another one."
"Yeah anyway, that should be the end of your plant problems now. You're not a bad fighter, for someone who claims to be a lover. I'll just tell Kong he can come over."
"Hold on Wolf, you did help a lot, I didn't even know about the Body Snatcher hiding in the cave. Good thing you were here, before they got too powerful. Here's some money for your help."
"Hey, thanks Joe. Glad this hasn't been for nothing."

You leave Joe to his clean up and ride back home. You then walk back to where Kong is.

"Okay I think you can stay at Joe's, he's got a cave in his backyard, you can take up residence in, it's better than nothing."
"I suppose so; I just hope he doesn't pitch a bitch at me if I accidentally step on a couple of his faggot ass flowers."
"Hey, if you know what's good for you, you won't be talking like that around him or else you'll be getting kicked out again." You remind Kong.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, well thanks for helping me out. I almost didn't think you would when I first asked you."
"What can I say; it's been that kind of day for me…and it won't be again for a long ass time if I have anything to do about it."