You wake up in some dimly illuminated room with a damn headache, and the first thing you notice is that you are really thirsty. You also notice that you are not "in" the bed, but instead you are simply on top of it, dressed in a really creased gray suit, and apparently you didn't even bother taking off your shoes. All of this makes you think "Fuck this, I'm never drinking that much alcohol again in my whole life".

  But there seems to be something weird in this whole situation: You can't remember what clubs did you visit last night, or what did you drink at them. Hell, you can't even remember whether you went out last night or not (even if the answer to that question seems pretty obvious). And what is worse, you don't have a clue about who the hell are you or where the hell is this place, now that you think about it.

  And since that's really creepy, you think "Nah, this must be a dream, I'll wake up soon enough and then I'll laugh at my own stupidity". But until you wake up from such a hateful dream, you should do something… "Hell no, there's no reason to get up in such a hateful dream as this one, screw it" you think as you turn yourself to find a more comfortable position to sleep.

  You try to remember if you had seen some horror movie or whatever thing that could justify such a crappy dream, but you realize there's no way to find something like that out without your memories. And while you keep thinking in these deep, sort of pointless, thoughts, you fall asleep again. And suddenly:


 Voice of a Man: "AAAAAAAAA Who are you and what the **** are you doing here?!"

 You: "Fuck! Who are you?"

 Man: "What the… You are sleeping in MY house and you dare asking me who am I?"

 You: "Eh… Well, yes… Why wouldn't I do it? I don't remember having ever seen you in my life. And who says this is your place?"

 Man: "… O.o… ¬¬ Get the hell out of here right now or I'll call the police"

You try convincing him that you are just a poor human being lost, scared, and unsure :(

You: "But… But… I can't remember how did I make it to this place, or who am I, or… you are the only person that can help me! :("

 Man: "How did a fucking junkie get in my house…?"

 You: "No! I swear it's true! I can't remember anything, if you kick me out of here I won't even know where to go to :("

 Man: "Well, I'll hate myself for doing this later, but… Let's say I believe you. What do you suggest I do? The only thing I can think of is that the police might know something about you. But you probably should just go straight to a psychiatrist… er… doctor. Or perhaps a hypnotist so you can do a regression, or however those are called. Actually, I know a hypnotist…"

The word 'Hypnotist' sounds cool and awesome, and possibly helpful here

You tell him to call the hypnotist, and he suggests you go sit down in the living room while he  finds the number and phones him. In the living room, you notice a black leather wallet that looks pretty badass, so you grab it thinking it might be yours, and open it.

 Inside it you find a bunch of cards and identifications, all of them with different names. Before you can think any more into it, the owner of the flat comes back and informs you that the hypnotist has some free time in 20 minutes, so you should get going. You ask the man if the wallet is yours. He says he's never seen it in his life, so you put it in your right pocket, noticing right then and there that you also have a lighter in that pocket for some reason.

 The man must have been pretty happy about you leaving, because you got perfectly clear directions and reached the building where the hypnotist works in no time. Once you are in his "office", he tells you to close your eyes, something about a brilliant white light surrounding you, and whatever else they use to make you fall asleep… I mean, enter in a trance

 It seems to have worked, because you have the feeling of having been asleep for a while now. You look at the hypnotist's face, and notice he's staring at you as if you were something weirder and more creepy than a pink-stripped white alien. You eventually gather enough courage to ask him what he got out of the session, and the hypnotist starts reading his notepad in a voice devoid of any emotions:

 "Firstly, you said you see yourself, aged 15, talking happily to some friends, until you all see a bunch of dragons flying over your heads and one of your friends say "Oh shit, I knew this town was fucked. How about we run?", thing you all agree with. You run through the field and eventually take shelter in a castle. Soon after that, an army of angry dwarfs sieges the castle, and you have to fight them

 Next scene is about you running through a highschool filled with zombies, until you find your goal: The garden. You walk around there and notice the guy you hate sitting next to a beautiful well. You turn to walk in the opposite direction thinking "this guy isn't going to mess with my day!", but suddenly you stop and say: "then again, I doubt I'll ever have a better chance of doing this..." You run up to him and kick him straight into the well, in a slow motion movement that is repeated from 3 different angles

 Now you are feeling really dizzy inside a hospital's room, some blond guy is helping you out of there. He says his name is Dani, and that he wants to "save your ass". He drags you through the hospital, and eventually gets you out of there and throws you inside a car. He then stops and lets you somewhere, telling you he'll be in contact with you, and if you can't find him, go to Decasibar


 Finally, you are at the first plant of a hotel with "some stereotyped characters, the kind you see in teenagers movies: The nerd, the evil tough guy who thinks highly of himself, the 2 blonde stupid girls who are best-est friends, the black man,the lonely bitch and the hot guy", in your own words. You all have to participate in a Battle Royale-like game, you see every single fucking death and give a long list of dark details I will *not* mention. In short, the friends kill the black guy, the tough guy kills the hotter one, then the friends deal with the loner, the nerd kills tough guy (thianks to his knowledge of horror movies, he knew exactly where was the guy going to attack him from, and he managed to shoot him through the door), the 2 friends kill each other by activating some trap and the nerd runs away

 A weird man armed with a giant wirecutter appears and tells you "Lots of people can't appreciate their lives. But not you. Not anymore", you answer "But I didn't even do a thing, the nerd did kill someone, though". He comments "Oh, you are honest. Now you've really won, he will live too… but first… You must pass a trial". Apparently he wants to cut a finger off your left hand, you oppose the idea, and he says "LISTEN YOU IDIOT, IT'S YOUR FINGER OR YOUR LIFE". So you nod, he cuts it and stores it in a plastic bag, and then bids farewell to you, smiling"

You: "Eh… hehehe… I see..."

Hypnotist: "Get out of here now before I call a psychiatric, you fucking piece of shit on crack"

You: "Yeah, great idea"

 You run out of the building, in your hurry your wallet fell off your pocket -.- oh well, you are definitely not going back to the poor hypnotist. Not in a week, at least. That must have been tough on him. And hey, at least you still have the lighter, which is a golden, pretty cool-looking one. You walk in no direction until you see a bar in front of you. Called "Kasi bar". Didn't you say something that sounded like that in your insane rambling? Something about a Dani guy telling you to go there? Well, you won't lose a thing for trying, will you?

You enter the Kasi bar

You get in the bar, which at this time of the day (whatever it is) is nearly empty. You order a beer after telling the barman that "Dani recommended this place" and you are given one without any questions, which makes you happy (and worries you. Who the hell is Dani?)

 You sit down in a table by the darkest corner of the place and wonder if you should ask someone about Dani, although you are not sure about whether you can trust him or whether he'll be any helpful. But then again you got a free beer by just mentioning his name, which makes him cool :D

 Suddenly, asking someone else becomes unnecessary, since Dani, dressed in a yellow tracksuit with a couple of black lines that looks slightly familiar to you for a couple of seconds, enters the bar, looks at you, and says:

Dani: "AAAH, that's how I like it! You accepted my invitation!"

You: "Eh… I'm sorry but… who are you?"

Dani: "Bad memory? I got you out of the fuckin' hospital where they were turning you into a mindless soldier with weird skills"

You: "... What?"

Dani: "You know, I know this is going to sound pretty strange to you, but it all started the day you met my sister. Fuckin' girl is one of them… So they tracked you, and then you were posioned. But just like they expected you to do, you survived with no poisonin' symptoms at all.

So they went straight to phase 2, a.k.a "mix of random drugs that can be natural, artificial, or plain crap". As in, they injected that shit in your blood"

You: "HAHAHAHA yeah, sure"

Dani: "I know right? it does sound fuckin' weird. Nearly as much as your rantin's as I kicked your ass out of the hospital (they included dragons and bizarre murders, true story). But as I was sayin', they injected you some new mix and waited to see what effect it'd have on ya, or if it'd simply kill ya. While they were at it, they used this little girl to erase your memories, just to make sure ya wouldn't try escaping from the place out of nostalgic feelings for your previous life.

Phase 3, ya never reached this one because I got ya out of the place. If you, my friend, had died, your corpse would have been disposed of. If you had survived but showed no signs of an ability, they'd prepare a new mix and retry. Finally, if ya got a new skill, they'd help you to control that 'power', and eventually ya would have been sent to do some missions."

You: "… Dude… There's no way I'm believing that, and you know it, right?"

Dani: "Of course I do, but I had to try :D Anyways, believe it or not, there're at least 2 groups out there trying to find you: One of them wants to kill ya, since they have some funny "nothin' gets out of here" policy, and the other one wants ya to join them (I dunno what are their plans, though)"

You: "And how can you know that?"

Dani: "Why, because their funny experiment on me gave me an attempt at being omniscient. I didn't get *THE* omniscience, but I got to know some useful things. For instance I may find a credit card and know its secret number right then and there, or I can know at any time where are some specific objects located, so I can have someone located if I want it. For instance, I could just stick a lighter into his pocket and whenever I want to talk to him I'll just go to him and say 'hey, have ya got a light?'"

You: "Wait, that thing you just said…"

Dani: "Yeah, ya don't need omniscience to know the lighter in your pocket is mine. Sorry, I ain't gonna get your memories or your previous life back, I just can't do that. But we can end with the makers of weird people's organization. The only reason why I hadn't left the place until the day I got you outta there was that I knew perfectly well that there was no way I could finish them. That is, until your apparition in the picture, when at last I had an option :D So what'd ya say, will ya help me do this?"

You agree to help Dani

You decide to help Dani, even if you don't understand half the stuff he's just said

Dani: "So yeah, in that case… I guess it's time I help ya with that weird ability of yours… which will require you to drink some interestin' thingy, and stuff. It'll only be 3 or 4 hours worth of side effects and things will be much better for you after it :D"

 After taking the risk and drinking some blue liquid Dany was carrying around in a little bottle, you go through some hours of complete mental blackout (which started, by pure coincidence, I'm sure, right after you drank it), you feel…

 Absolutely nothing different. It's already nighttime, though, so you assume Dani just lied to you and wasted your time.

Dani: "No, no, you'll notice soon enough. Way sooner than you'd expe-"

You: "AAAAAA TRAITOR!!!!" *you get up and knock out the bastard who had silently walked up to you from behind and was about to hit you in the head with a baseball bat. With a single punch, too :O*

Dani: "Yeah, that's what I meant… Poor guy, I never mentioned you'd defend yourself :D your ability is, basically, anticipatin' a dangerous situation and avoidin' it in the best possible way by pure instinct. Although I guess we're gonna have to work on the 'Shoutin' like a FUCKIN' ALARM before doin' it' part"

You: "¬¬… Shut up and tell me how's that thing going to change my life"

Dani: "Well, in other words… Welcome to the Paranoid People Association :D"

*silence*

You: "Excuse me?"

Dani: "Ya know how one of the types of paranoia is feelin' as if you are bein' chased or threatened by things or beings who are completely inoffensive. From now on, you're gonna notice all kind of threats, varyin' degrees of danger. Normal people will think you can't trust anyone at all.

However, callin' ya 'paranoid' would be a big mistake: whenever you feel somethin' bad is gonna happen to you, it'll be because it really *is* gonna happen. But it will be fun, especially once you manage to block the unimportant warnings :D"

 Realizing that this Dani probably knows what is he talking about, and that asking more questions now is a waste of time you just nod and tell him to get his plan working,

 Dani takes you to his car and he drives you around the city until the hospital you two had apparently escaped from. Once in there, he tells you that he doesn't trust your "wannabe alarm complex" and tells you that for the sake of both of you he's going to have you gagged.

 You try to convince him that it won't be necessary, then you rant about how that goes against the human rights, then you rant some more about random reasons against this, but Dani ignores you and tells you he will also tie your hands if you don't stop saying stupid things. So you decide to shut up and let him do as he wished.

 Wait a second, why was this guy carrying a gag in his car? O.o

 Anyways, it's easy for you two to reach the basement you two were heading to thanks to the fact that Dani knew where would the (few) guards be patrolling and your alarm-thing made you hide in a safe location (taking him with you) whenever you noticed someone coming in your direction (I guess Dani's "they see you, they kill you" sayings really got to you, because you anticipated them *all*).

 After Dani enters the right access code, you find… nothing in there! (apparently). Well, there are a bunch of shelves, and boxes, and random stuff. One would say it's an archive or a storage of some sort. Taking the gag off yourself (you'll never admit it, but it was helpful), you ask "eh… didn't you say we were going to kill these people?"

Dani: "I said 'end the makers of weird people's organization'. Best way to do that is blowin' their way of creatin' them. You didn't think I was gonna come here and kill everyone on sight did ya?"

You: "Well, actually…"

Dani: "Meh, who cares. They're out there if ya want to try doin' that, but I suggest you don't bother, 'cos you probably wouldn't make it out of here alive with the shitload of weapons they have and, deep down, they ain't that bad. Their recruitin' and creatin' agent ways ARE bad, but their goal is protectin' the country and makin' sure no one else has this 'technology'. Actually, I'd consider joinin' them again if they weren't gonna shoot me a couple of times before saying hi due to this betrayal business. Which will becoe a damn big betrayal once I'm done here. So… will you help me? :D"

You ignore Dani's reasons and get your revenge

You: "Nah, I'm not leaving without at least getting some answers out of the guys who forced me into this thing >.>"

Dani: "Well, you see, I understand your feelings and all, but you are lookin' for 4 people: The one who created the system, he never even knew he had done it and he wouldn't have used it again; the one who decided to use it to create this agency; the one who discovered the experiment could be done on you; and last but not least, the person who brought you here. You may or may not remember that the latter one is my sister. It ain't like I really like her, although I don't hate her either, but… I'm not letting ya kill her anyway :D"

You: "Oh, and what can some guy who only knows a lot of random things do to stop me? As in, the person who can anticipate any dangerous situation, from doing whatever I want to?"

Dani: "Apparently nothin', right? Thing is, you are cool in my opinion, even if back then I was kinda scared of your ability. So I must say it once more: Don't try anythin' stupid. But you're free to go find them if ya want, I doubt you'll find my sister anyway, so it wouldn't be that bad :D"

You follow Dani's advice and help him complete his plan

You mumble something that sounds close to "screw them all" while Dani pulls out what seems to be a… shoe box (Seriously, how the hell does he hide all of that in a damn tracksuit?). He puts it in the middle of the room, opens it and… starts setting the bomb inside it to explode, it'd seem.

You: "O.o Wait, you've been carrying a bomb next to me for all this time and I haven't noticed a thing!?"

Dani: "Ya know, I could lie and say "Oh, no, this thing wasn't dangerous at all because I knew perfectly well how to make it". But even when I knew how to make it, and yes, I've done it on my own, I couldn't guarantee that it's 100% safe. So your paranoid ways should've noticed something, I'm sorry for this one detail… :D "

You: "… What are you talking about? ¬¬"

Dani: "Remember that gap in your memory after you took my funny drink? Well, while ya were off, I gave you something else to limit your alarm-thing when it came to big explosions… and it might have had some side effects, but that's irrelevant :D I have the antidote back in the car, anyway, then ya'll be fine"

You: "Alright… Damn smiling guy who trusts no one… ¬¬"

Dani: "No, I do trust people, I just like making sure things work fine! :D"

 Dani sets the thing to explode in around 20 minutes, which is more than enough for you two to leave the place. Once again you have no problems thanks to the gag… I mean... you are glad you are never using that thing again.

 As you drink the transparent liquid Dani gives you once you've reached the car, you hear a pretty big explosion and some alarms, but most of the building seems to be alright, apparently. That makes your destructive side sad :(

Dani: "There, there. We'll have plenty of time to destroy stuff and blow building up if it comes to that. Now we are outta here and I'll deal with some unfinished business…"

 Dani drives to some big, pretty cool-looking house located in the other side of the city. He tells you to wait for him inside the car, since he'll be back in 5 minutes. Indeed, he appears again exactly after 5 minutes, bringing a couple of CD's he has apparently "borrowed" from the owner of the house.

You: "What's that supposed to be?"

Dani: "Ah, nothing all that interesting… you still have that lighter with ya?"

 You give it to him, he burns the CD's inside a trashcan, making sure there's nothing but ashes left of them. Once he's happy about the results, he says "Well, everything's done :D Now I suggest we get out of this city and do whatever we feel like doing. Because if we two work together, we can do pretty much anything :D"

 He is right, actually. You two will probably have fun for the rest of your life. And I'm not implying you two are gay, I tell ya. Lots of homophobic people out there. But hey, maybe you like that stuff and… Nah, Dani doesn't feel like that about guys anyways :D. So just go and do whatever you feel like doing with your life.

 Congratulations on reaching the one I consider to be the "Best Ending", Especially if you made it here on your first read.

END

You try again?

You wake up in some dimly illuminated room with a damn headache, and the first thing you notice is that you are really thirsty. You also notice that you are not "in" the bed, but instead you are simply on top of it, dressed in a really creased gray suit, and apparently you didn't even bother taking off your shoes. All of this makes you think "Fuck this, I'm never drinking that much alcohol again in my whole life".

  But there seems to be something weird in this whole situation: You can't remember what clubs did you visit last night, or what did you drink at them. Hell, you can't even remember whether you went out last night or not (even if the answer to that question seems pretty obvious). And what is worse, you don't have a clue about who the hell are you or where the hell is this place, now that you think about it.

  And since that's really creepy, you think "Nah, this must be a dream, I'll wake up soon enough and then I'll laugh at my own stupidity". But until you wake up from such a hateful dream, you should do something… "Hell no, there's no reason to get up in such a hateful dream as this one, screw it" you think as you turn yourself to find a more comfortable position to sleep.

  You try to remember if you had seen some horror movie or whatever thing that could justify such a crappy dream, but you realize there's no way to find something like that out without your memories. And while you keep thinking in these deep, sort of pointless, thoughts, you fall asleep again. And suddenly:


 Voice of a Man: "AAAAAAAAA Who are you and what the **** are you doing here?!"

 You: "Fuck! Who are you?"

 Man: "What the… You are sleeping in MY house and you dare asking me who am I?"

 You: "Eh… Well, yes… Why wouldn't I do it? I don't remember having ever seen you in my life. And who says this is your place?"

 Man: "… O.o… ¬¬ Get the hell out of here right now or I'll call the police"