TLDR: White sheets.

These are white sheets. The color is probably off white but I cant really tell. They are white but not the whitest? And so starts the theme. 

They are soft but not the softest. 
They are smooth but not the smoothest. 
They are thin but not the thinnest. 
They are wrinkly but not the wrinkliest. 
The pockets are super deep yet somehow not deep enough. They never stay on. 
The pillow cases are short but not the shortest. You can see the pillow turtling out in my photo. 
There are no patterns or embellishments. They are the plainest.

The good: I've had way worse.
The bad: Completely unspectacular in every way. 

You should buy these sheets if you want a set of cheap but satisfactory sheets that would bore the dullest Spartan.