I bought this for my friend in response to his gift of a glitter filled letter. Incredibly inconvenient gift, it’s now sat in his hallway. Here is a photo of his wife with it. Not happy is she. 

Anyway he then bought me 50kg of sand which I decided to gift to a local primary school. On top of having to get a taxi there I also pulled a hammy carrying it, and then proceeded to get 21 questions from the bursar as to why I was at a primary school without any children of my own there. Clearly the mattress was a sufficient escalation, as the bags of sand were proportionately inconvenient for myself. 

I’m giving the hallway filler a 5/5 for exceeding my expectations and ruining my friends wife’s day.