Oh man, what can I say This table does everything that a table could be, it’s something that coffee tables can look up to. 

It holds things unlike any other table in history. From coffee to plates piled high with trashy food and bags of Taco Bell, this does NOT disappoint. I drank a 12 pack of white claw the other night and all of the empties were still on the table the next morning. I almost wanted to jump off the counter and drop an elbow on the table like the kids are doing on Tik Tok, but I just sat and cried at it instead. Bonus points bc my tears didn’t leave a stain and were easy to clean up. 

What can I say This table holds my heart better than the new strainer I purchased. More about that later though.