Oh, man. I have bought some shitty build-it-yourself furniture in my day, but this is the shittiest. I'm assuming it'll look nice once I get it together, although getting it together will involve sawing part of the backing off because it's about half an inch too long to actually fit on the back and once I buy some wood glue because the holes drilled for the bottom/back of the compartments don't fit/don't line up with the screws. A trip to the hardware store should fix these problems, but if IKEA sold something like this it would be half the price and it would actually fit together.

The one I got was a previous return, and geez can I ever see why. If this wasn't literally the only product that would fit where I need it to go, it would have been returned twice. This'll work until I have a place that can accommodate another solution, then out it goes.