Where do I start

Ordered 3rd April, meant to arrive 13th but lost somewhere in customs, so a replacement was ordered on the 21st and arrived 22nd, quick you may think, but the courier company that was used delivered my table to a house 10 minutes away from mine, different address and postcode, lucky for me the householder brought it round to my house. 

Next the table itself. In what planet is the grey classed as dark grey, so I now have this table and it does not match anything else in my house. No marking at bottom of table for the feet, so spent another 10 minutes straightening up the nail to hammer it in. Top of table has a dent in it as seen in 2nd picture, so now need to cover that up. 

Waited nearly 3 weeks and definitely not worth the wait