So...I deserve this.  I'm cheap and I thought I could get a good bed for very little money.  There are two major problems with this bed.  1st the drawers are much smaller than they seem in the picture.  I think they could hold maybe 2 pillows.  The other is that the surface where the mattress sits is so smooth and slippery, that the mattress is not held in place at all and the slightest nudge can bump it one way or the other.

Also as you might guess given the price, the entire structure is made up entirely of particle board.  

I wish I had just spent a few more hundred bucks and bought a nice bed.