Squeaks like a strangled banshee when making sweet love.

Giant hassle to assemble - had to shave portions off of structural supports and remove a good portion of the fabric on the backside of the headboard to get the pieces to align and screws to connect.  Only 2/3 of the backside screws will connect, don't worry about that, it's just poorly made.

2 stars because it is a bed and if you want to keep temporary roommates from bumping uglies in your house, it will at least push them to the floor.