Installing these doorknobs was like dating a beautiful but high maintenance girlfriend. If you think you don’t need to pay attention to her every whim, boy, are you wrong, buddy. Even tiny mistakes will later haunt you. She wants you to do things right the first time, and you better buy flowers if you don’t. To wine and dine these beauties, check the pieces. We had one missing, one incorrect, and one extra piece that will absolutely ruin dinner if you try to use it. Pre-drill holes that are centered and straight, one at a time, checking the alignment of each screw before doing the next. Play it right and you’ll be fist pumping your way home after Saturday detention with a new diamond earring. If not, maybe you never deserved her. If details aren’t your jam, consider the rosette style instead. It’s more like the best friend who loves you for just being you.