EPIC FAIL!!! 
This is my fourth furniture purchase from Wayfair.  I assembled all of them without a problem. But  this,  this mockery of DIY, this method of torture  is what you buy your worst frienemy, and sit outside of their window waiting for them to be reduced to tears.  I was reduced to tears, and Im tough. 

The issue is the tinfoil the screws are made of, coupled with instructions written by Satan.  Theres no way to know what side is what,  and heaven forbid you assemble one part incorrectly,  thanks to the janky screws, you cant take it apart because theyre  stripped!  I dont even know how to return it. Im going to contact customer service but I honestly want to throw it out.