Grinder got stuck with beans on first use.
Codie tests watery. Not hot enough - yes, measured it with thermometer.

And my favorite - serious personal data privacy concerns. Want to increase to Codie temperature? You need an app!! No other way to do it. You need to give them all your personal data. Andrea, name, phone number, mothers maiden name (joking about the last one). 

This is a machine for personal data, not a machine for espresso.