Dear Little Tykes,

Your cozy coupe is making me cookie monster much pain.  Your lights are plastic and this makes pretend cars bump into me.  Your turn lights are always blinking.  Please put real lights on the cozy couple.  And please make the water container into a cookie container.  And make the turning lights real.  Make the gas gauge go all the way up and all the way down like a real car.  Also, make the honking sounds louder