Listen, you guys, these are cheap lamps. I'm totally okay with that. Do they sit straight? Nope. Did they arrive with chips in the metal coating that I had to fill in with a black sharpie? You betcha. Are they a wee bit tippy? 100%.  They also turn on, let off a nice light at all three dimming levels, aren't offensively ugly, and were $100 for a set. Four stars for getting exactly what I paid for.