This was the most fabulous purchase I have ever made, probably the most beautiful item of furniture in the world's most beautiful home, all overseen by the world's most beautiful wife who just left me so she could take my most fabulous purchase of the world's most beautiful item of furniture with her when she goes to live with Brad Pitt who was previously married to the second most beautiful woman in the world....... OK, you got it ???
The table is just as twisted as Brad and Angelina and all their little rug rats