Factory-built to be completely devoid of both compassion AND empathy, the Highland Offset Smoker (MODEL #15202031-63)  has no choice but to be fueled by charcoal, unrepentant hatred, and an obsessive desire to humiliate people who own gas grills. The gauge on the top tells how how much ash it kicks compared to them, and it is always pegged at the maximum.. It is, for all intents and purposes, a 178-pound food-purifying weapon, and altar to the god of fire. Let no man place another grill before you; for that grill will be unclean and unholy, and no burnt offerings placed within it shall appease you.