With my electrical in place; install a breeze.
Now with the seat in position; I sit if you please.
The seat warms my buns as I settle in,
I comfortably rest as my business begins.
With my movement complete, I anxiously deploy,
a steady stream of water to my pleasure and joy.
I’m now confident to know, my Tush will be free,
of all unwanted fowl but consequential debris.
With my task near its end; the drying begins
And I ponder the review to neighbor and kin.
My Brondell exceeds all expectations
And I heartily recommend it with no hesitation
If you are ready to buy the best in bidets
Order yours now; you’ll have it in days.