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****. My friend`s in such a state and I don`t know how to help him. Nothing I say seems to be helping and I wish I knew what to say,0
 yeah yeah gd night then,1
Still stupidly sick...cancelled our Philly trip. Sad day,0
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow,0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS!,1
_Luck13 they are SO cute,1
" A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show,  glad to hear it was a success",1
 Thank you Kirst - your posts on running inspired me,1
 Airsoft is horrible!! Hope you didn`t get hurt,0
"greek season two, i love this show.",1
 thank you! Marc Jacobs thou ....love limited too,1
 A pretty black top with flowers in pink hues,1
 looks like your having fun,1
Had a ton of fun w muffin today,1
bought awesome shooeessss,1
a trending topic: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY,1
 heyyy you ALWAYS look nice  wanna come to my friend`s party? its june 8th long weekend in sydney,1
at    Happy mother`s dayyy Deniseee <3,1
 the exact one i was thinking of  the bestttt.,1
_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me  maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...,1
A Banana and 2 cups of Coffee...Not a so Healthy Breakfast!,0
I`M FEELING GREAT!,1
 i hope you feel better,1
has stuff to do but refuses to do them.  :[,0
 lol! Ahhh well its a good song,1
 Yay for Block Party!  You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave!   Thanks for supporting NKOTB!,1
 Hell yes. I`m too late.,0
"****. have to break my 'no work in weekend' rule  so much overloaded with work. aargh, hate it!",0
 nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY!  you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter,1
  I do not mean to laugh but a little giggle did come out - sorry,0
I hate it when Trevor drives,0
Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work,1
I haven`t slept this good in such a long time... I feel great.,1
I Miss Daddy and Mommy,0
"has burnt my hand on the cooker, it hurts",0
This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.,0
"Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.",0
Happy Birthday Mommy,1
 Good luck on Monday!  Keep on rockin`,1
AHHHH! Cant find anything because I have way too much open,0
Dangit! I just got my Kiss Album in and it`s the wrong color.,0
Monday...Funday!  Wake up people...and keep me awake please   Today is going to be a long one..I can already feel it. Eww,0
"Browsing through the web. And expecting to see the PMS forum back up, but no luck",0
Struggling...selfishness and jealousy doesn`t get you any further in life... ohh myyy,0
" I know...I would too. Yes i cant wait for BB, i love it! I heard theyre not showing the 24 hr live streaming this year though",1
 oh suuuuuuuure...rub it in why don`t ya!!!!!!!!! LOL Enjoy!,1
 http://twitpic.com/5wb0k - what a mess. we`re missing the bra strap.,0
http://twitpic.com/4wgoq - The Beach was phenomenal 2day,1
I just love when all my little brothers friends come over,1
" Thanks for the R, but, sorry, the LOTR was spam.",0
 i think both ?s related to size depend on structures and system: hard to relay in tweet but worth blogging..good questions this am,1
_Reviews THANKS!,1
" nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show",1
 no one ever gave me the info I`m sad,0
is so tired ive walked 6.05 kilometres today,0
 My lil` old Mac did the same thing...and it was never to charge again.,0
in a very stress mood,0
 Oh noooo that sucks  Did you reschedule for another show?,0
Everyone`s talking about the goodies at #BEA09.  I wanna be there.,1
_Morgan_  which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share  i just wish I`d made them-,1
 oh ok  well im sendin lots of love ****,1
_Fur_Laxis It makes me feel physically sick. I read Let The Right One In and was only horrified by the cat violence.  Just horrible,0
"sitting here with Nathan, Eddie & Brenden chilling out at 1 AM, haha great day, I love my life!",1
Is anyone else having problems following and unfollowing peeps? For me this has gone on for over a week!,0
 i`m still crossing my fingers for a fun group,1
So treat your Mom`s like Queen`s cuz they are,1
didn`t make it out to shop.......      there is always tomorrow.,1
 Sorry to hear.,0
Poor Johnny is sick   Looks like he`ll be going to the vet tomorrow,0
 thanks for trying,1
Wish I was in London to personally witness the Nun Run! What a great idea for the opening of Sister Act`s new broadway show,1
 hehe i will never thorw out these shoes  i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise  sway sway baby is awesome,1
I just saw a shooting star... I made my wish,1
Bye twitter & FB world! I`m at the San Francisco airport ready to board Air China. Not sure if I`ll have Internet access,0
Looking forward to the new week with the presentation of my book in a store in Dillingen today and some interesting sales seminars,1
At work sick  but I`m ok to the mall!,0
the puppy shall loose his um... manly parts today  poor guy....,0
 COOOOOOOOOL... DOOOOOOOOOWN... Patience... Is... Virtue...,1
doin homework ugh,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there! Do have a good and enjoyable day,1
"i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited  (L)",1
DIDO 'US 2 Little Gods' http://ow.ly/9UIn 'Just this moment/ Let it all stop here/ I`ve had my fill'...words that make you panic...,0
" I know, twitter is depressing me tonight",0
 I also have a brain tumor called Jeffery.,0
" yeah - stomach bug or something. Fever, etc. Not fun.",0
 I think we have it pretty much figured out.  added a box in the Helsinki group where you can see the tweets,1
 me neither at first...but u gotta go thru somethin first to get there lmao...i almost burnt my house down and that set me str8,0
 oh you are too kind,1
14 more days with slow internet,0
" OH SILENCE VERONA!  I AM WANTING TO GO   jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?",1
"Watching 'All the Kings Men', It be pretty good so far!",1
Was meant to go play cricket but can`t get a lift so I`m now stuck at home watching the Apprentice on a lovely day  http://ff.im/-3niD8,0
"had a fun time at the concert!  almost got a picture with Taylor Momsen, freakin next in line then she left!",1
"o, and happy mothers day",1
 nooooooooooooooo! well the 4G will prob be out in June but that doesn`t help u now,0
 Sounds pretty cool. Great job man!,1
" have fun!!!!  i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away  xoxo",1
Men it`s far too sunny,0
 I`m So Mad I Wont Be There!!!!!!!!! UGHHH!!!,0
happy mothers day to all   im off to spend the day with my family,1
going to bed its late and I have headache,0
watching two of my patients die tonight has put me in a funk. one was young.,0
 They have a list of 50 state parks here in PA that are under consideration for closing. Nice ones too.,0
Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with,1
has a headaaaaaaaaaaaache,0
is still sick  sigh,0
Well hopefully I`ll see you both   at the conference,1
Ok that **** duet was hysterical LOL,1
i miss my boo,0
I had a great date last night...tried to find the CDCaves with Daniel  it was HILARIOUSLY FUN!!!,1
Got an email from  telling me I could have got my monday flight to SFO cheaper & Biz class if I had booked it tomorrow,0
 very cute kitty,1
Just got caught in the down pour,0
: yay! it will be good to have you back,1
 Who doesn`t know who The Supervillians are Fails. I saw you both in January at The Warfield in SF.  LEGIT SHOW FOR SURE.,0
I raced her once. I totally lost  RIP  http://tinyurl.com/lhgca8,0
 yay! your face is back,1
Just got home. :3 Was pleased with Star Trek.,1
Happy Star Wars Day,1
"thanks to the forever 21 curse that makes you spend 3 hours there everytime you go in, i couldnt go tanning today",0
GREG NOOOOO DON LEAVE ME  U SHUD HAVE GONE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! im gonna find u restaurant don`t worry lol  cry cry cry,0
Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year,0
i hate the biatches of this world,0
" aww, we will miss you.  At least you get to go home right?",0
Loves her david soooooo much <3,1
I`m at work trying hard not to succumb to the 'Poor me' mentality due to severe allergies.  Boo.,0
" Thank you  I liked Joe`s clothes` being ripped off and then Kevin screaming, 'Who are you!?!' XD",1
 ****  real sorry to hear that ma,0
says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!  http://plurk.com/p/stezd,1
"_127 good morning  one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover",1
in class sick and hungry,0
Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job,1
 Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same,1
The new redesigned cricinfo : http://tinyurl.com/mxlcuv I hate change,0
 I know.  I have such guilt associated with picking winners.,0
 Good Morning  Hows u ?,1
Waking up .....working....Happy as can be!  Its gonna be a great day today... I can see it..and im not sore from Running yesterday!!!,1
The underwire in my bra is sticking out and poking me in the armpit,0
DH is just about finished making his giant Trio candy bar. Thank the heavens. His work mates are in for a treat tomorrow!,1
i hate interviews. im going to do horrible today,0
"going to work at one sucks, I miss happy hour at sonic",0
industrial tommorow! oh yeah & I get to go see a bunch of old people go away forever & I will probably cry all over the place.,0
 not good enough!,0
"going crazy, the pain is unbearable..& i gotta wait till thursday!?",0
F.Y.I. a lot of you people that are following me i have unfollowed a lot of you  yer kinda boring me or not really helpful to my e-growth!,0
Is getting upset at work cus bindz and j are being bullies  and they won`t let me go duty free shopping!,0
tomorrow is mothers day. so good food & presents for mom. good to be back & go to the junction with the coolest people at ollies,1
Hates moving,0
I have a belly ache...,0
taking Willy to the specialist...poor dog! He has to get a CT scan cos he can`t walk properly atm,0
 ALL white shoes make me cringe  . White shoes give me pause.,0
"its a beautiful,albeit, windy at times, night in So No....",1
_Cool yep here`s hoping,1
Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go,1
 sti`s doin` just fine  how bout you?,1
why am i up so early,0
#3wordsaftersex goodbye innocence!!!,1
 thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week,1
 yeah ... he was 0-3 and SCOREless tonight,0
 Aww  Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.,0
 I did laundry tonight too.  Guess I can admit that now that you paved the way.,1
"No AC, the fan doesnt swing our way ... we are sweating it out on a hot humid day",0
Just got done watching Bedtime Stories! Love that movie!,1
"Gettin some fuel, too bad no one is reading this!",0
UUUUUGH!!! I HATE I MISSED  INTERVIEW!!! I WASNT AT HOME!!! DARN!!!,0
some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check `em out.,1
"yes! its finally friday, and im stuck doing projects",0
"why i still lose followers?  the people hates me, THE WORLD hates me or maybe ... Read More: http://is.gd/Jg3I",0
"http://twitpic.com/675u6 - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square  (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...",0
 I heard your moving to Sydney next year im not happy,0
 Thanks for the Gifford Lectures page,1
_joy it`s entirely possible,1
" ohhh ok. so like, it`s more frustrating? I had my hands on a 3g iphone last week but it was upgraded so i couldn`t unlock it",0
#myweawkness chocolate...i can`t say no,0
 ugggh idk how to do that  but i only wanna stop getting texts from twitterr  -ilsE*,0
Still awake can`t fall asleep I`m not one bit sleepy,0
" I know, right?!? I have such a lead foot",1
"cALL mE wiErD, bUt I jUs LuV rAiNy DaYs! MaKeS mE feeL sO waRm & cOzY iNsIdE  LoL",1
_AliceV No  None in the house and I`m not sure i should drive to the coffee stand. It`s worse than I thought it would be.,0
so who is in for bring at HK lounge tomorrow ? $12 all you can drink till 5pm... then kareoke. I think it will be a nice Sunday!,1
 ****. You could have just called or told me in person. You didn`t have to humiliate me in front of the whole twitterverse.,0
" The best bike for the best guy! I love the Ducati sound. I think it�s unnecessary to ask for a ride, isn�****? Nice vid ...",1
" I`m a jerk...  now I can`t go out    Dammit Frank, why do I suck so bad?",0
 dude fail.  i know exactly where this place is too,0
"right, so richard marx`s right here waiting is really making me feel nauseatingly sad.",0
aw that wee lassie made me cry  tears streamin doon ma face lol thats a wee shame x,0
_W wow-thanks soo much. Hope your well,1
happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep,1
Playin` didgeridoo in the living room and thinking about the world going by.... lovely life  #fb,1
"  I don`t mind whistlers if they are actually whistling a tune, but those who just whistle nothing drive me crazy!",1
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.,0
I`m excited for the things for Jay`s room to arrive,1
Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart,1
 yeah.. gives me something useless to crib abt,0
Also with the not driving part i could afford a laptop. Also living with a roommate i would save even more,1
just took my shirt off and my back is COVERED in blisters  http://bit.ly/vUiXG,0
" oh, is it good? I`ve been wanting to watch that movie but nooobody would watch it w/me",0
"And apparently I misplaced my iPod, the 30 gb",0
I`m an incredibly happy person with 100% energy. Love to dance & laugh...the only thing that I know.I`m one of the most down to earth ppl,1
 hey Padster...it`s a dirt track.  thx for the info! I got 3 miles in,1
" thanks clair, I haven`t watched it yet.",1
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you  (via Nige the Goth),1
had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N  Have the house to myself til noon,1
_Nicole wow you are lucky  happy birthday!,1
 Happy mothers day to you beautiful!,1
at dancing...waiting for my turn  hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!,0
Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water  we sta focused we are on the job,1
"I`m not going to lie, I`m loving the Ace of Cakes  wooop! LOST!",1
 I **** miss that band so so much,0
i miss our walks home together,0
  thanks  I`m holding my mini laser light thingy lol. How are u?,1
god assignments are stressful ! but its finished now lol and im off to bedd,0
 oi  i love you,1
 thanx for the msg! glad u liked my singing!,1
 we just missd each otha again! I was at disney all day YESTERday!,0
"Darn it, I`m craving wedding cake... a craving that`s very hard to satisfy with anything else!",0
omg i was so nervous last block. i had my speech and i almost puked. it was horrible.... i bet i got a bad grade on it....,0
"is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo",1
"_mayer I`d like to see a picture of you, Carl and John where everyone can read from your faces you`re proud of and you love eachother",1
is wishing all of the mother`s out there a very Happy Mother`s Day!! Love ya!,1
"I want to go outside and play in the sunshine, but I have to sit in front of a computer all day   At least I can have lunch on the patio!",0
"Ugh. I hate bad grades. 1st time I`ve ever failed a class and no As- B, B, D, W, I, I! Not like me at all",0
wow. someone`s proud of me.,1
Had a great weekend with John-back to work for 3 days then going to Illinois on Thurs & Fri for more Gigs with John,1
" hahahaha nice. i gave up on bio cos idk what the hell i`m doing, so hello chem",0
"Home, good night world",1
 Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.,1
 Uh oh!  Hope nothing too damaged.,1
 Have a great weekend Mononoke  I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday  lol,1
 Now you only have 2 hours to sleep...  - Rest if you need it.,1
wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.,1
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos,1
 Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.,1
" oh my gosh, loved it!",1
Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!,1
 *bows*  I try...sometimes it is hard,0
 sorry to disappoint.,0
Can I get tonight`s SYTYCD online anywhere...streamed like Hulu or paid like iTunes. I missed my favorite judge and now I can`t sleep.,0
 kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****,1
Aaahhh I`m just so busy. Sorry everyone.,0
 Yes I think so unless it changed.  I sent u a happy mothers day text but u never responded back,0
it`s too beautiful to stay inside,1
 Now that sucks...  P?i ?i s? �n?eleg c? Jay Leno nu va mai avea o alt? emisiune sau ceva?,0
" I do feel bad for him too. Especially na ngayon pa siya nagrerehab siya and all. Wrong timing. Still, maybe he had it coming",0
"yaayy, cannot wait for today girls!  gotta get dressed this early, because were going early!",1
 ****! I want to be at the beach in the sun,0
is watching 'Sicko' and is utterly digusted with this country...,0
"Love sundays. Especially when F1 is on!! Still in PJ`s, no plans to get out of them any time soon",1
"It`s Happy Star Wars Day, LOL.  May the force be strong with you all.",1
I think my book is gone forever... we mourn forever  ****!,0
Done with geology!! But I`m really missing my favorite sisters! Especially because they can`t go to banquet tonight,0
 weekend is going great  Yours?,1
had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon  Yummy!,1
the plan to not spend money is not going well,0
I hate funerals.,0
 unfair  I wanna go too.,0
 Soooooooooo win the PowerBall jackpot then impose your formidable will upon the weather,1
 Name the rest? Let`s see. Mystery Jets are pretty cool. Ida Maria AND you shud rly listen to Say Anything!,1
 You`re welcome,1
Bout to go to bed... Happy Mother`s Day ladies .... especially all th 1s who takin care of thier kids alone..n I Love U Momma,1
Printing from Opera gives me a much better result (but printing to PDF it names it _stdin_.pdf) - always gotta compromise,1
im grounded tonight  i hate stupid silent mode,0
 last week  and I interviewed  and we told him you are the FB queen! Glad to see you both connected,1
   I love you,1
" Good morning to you, however it`s night time for me, so I am off to bed *hugs* Have a great day",1
 Wow - that`s one deep sleep!  Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake,1
_soch hah nooo she is the obly one that can AUMFFF i hate nick because he is datin miley,0
Had a good end to a busy day and now I`m off to bed with a full belly of sushi,1
 did she tell you why she hasnt? i miss my boge.,0
" Yes, people skills and social manners are quite nice.  If you a few billion, guess you need MORE love to gently guide you.",1
I feel really bad for female racoons with abusive racoon husbands... when you always have black eyes- no one can help,0
loves finding new followers,1
_jonas101 WOW they`re totally amazing and they`re more than awesome,1
Please don`t vote for her out of sympathy!  #BGT,0
" please dont change anything in your site. I love it.. will always love it even if.. so, please? pretty please?",1
Gudluck to   !!,1
"Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry  lol",0
 Major Fail. Since you asked,0
Roasting to most probably death,0
"Ghhh! Went an hour earlier to bed thinking ill get an area hr of sleep, woke up an hr earlier. Today is gonna be a looooong one again.",0
Kinda doing nothing. Life is boring. I feel like changing my look. Let`s go shopping tomorrow,0
 I can`t direct message you for my free lunch,0
" hi ty. good morning. happy mom`s day to your mom. i love that your entire family is adding me on FB! i love `em, very sweet!",1
"'I only think of you as breaking my heart, I`m trying to keep it together but I`m falling apart.'",0
 Hi x Your websites soo cool i love using it  Thank you,1
 We never miss ICarly - my son has a huge crush on Miranda,1
My student just walked in balling.  She just witnessed her dog getting hit on the street.  I don`t know what to do to cheer her up.,0
feels very very sick  hmph.,0
" mmmm now you`re speaking my language! (Unfortunately, in militant diet mode-am seriously thinking of  competiton-so no TB I guess",0
 Congratulations on winning the Indie Award,1
No show tonight  No plans. Ughhhh.,0
 I don`t find this stuff amusing any more,0
just got back from my grandparents suprise 60th anniversary party...it was sooooo much fun!!!,1
 lucky! that`s awesome,1
Woo hoo party over here. Its gonna be fun,1
ayy fml. nothing is perfect,0
G`day  Thanx for following.,1
 hah i`ma knock on wood but my PC has never crashed yet..nor my laptop  but then i`m careful with stuff so maybe that`s y,1
Photovia secondstar05) i dreamt i was doing spells from harry potter yesterday night lol  i loved it. http://tumblr.com/xyt1qynya,1
Making my boyfriend look different.  He`s  cute no matter what. <3,1
chillin with christina and diana,1
I Love You MOM....alwayyyyyyyssssssss,1
"_: '  Good evening, kind sir *bows*' ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv",1
I love all my friends      and drew were fun tonight,1
Guys... a serious question. Which song do you like most of all your CDs? Be honest! I know you won`t reply me  <333 Maria,1
Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car  *~xoxo~*,1
why does twitter hate me i cant put no photos on my page,0
 i have 2 friends going  so jealous,0
" Oh yea, my pain went down a little bit from laughing so hard which was good and nice for once.",1
 i have bad news... i have to go take the dog for a walk--they`re upset w/me!,0
 yeahhh! u`ve got plenty of great fans!! And in Spain too! u should come and play a gig here!!,1
Somebody accidentely sleep for 3 hours instead of 2 and now I can`t hang out  WORK BLOWS! sorry _jones20 and ,0
 haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me  god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...,1
 pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy!  I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??,1
 pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me,1
" Yeah I just accepted UBC`s offer last night, but I dunno if I`ll still make it in because I`ve been slacking off a lot lately.",0
just come in from the garden. It is very warm out there but beautiful. Didnt do much revision though,1
" don`t frown my lil aussie, I still love you! *muah*",1
 haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well  i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down,1
My eyes hurt,0
i miss rich,0
"_Meir ohhhh ouch dude, I got it now I was drunk last night and didn`t get the context. Sorry dude.",0
 they really do. it is a crying shame.,0
"_K Why thank you ver much!  I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.",1
 aww tessy wanna hug?,1
 it was amazing,1
**** being broke on the day Guitar Hero Metallica comes out!  Boooooooo,0
wide awake ready for the big shopping trip! hope I get tones of sweet dealz and lots of fancy clothes,1
_gurl woot,1
"i miss him  ALOT but im not gonna talk to him, i HOPE",0
 Thanks hon. #Migraine went away then came back.,1
Happy #StarWarsDay. May the 4th be with you!  From everyone _paintball,1
 MCM is still my next main event.  I`ll be happy to get back running soon.  Still run-less for 10 days.,1
 haha i love surprises! i don`t work til sunday tho so i have to wait.,1
 its cool.  Im glad everyone had a nice date night.  Maybe one day ill get one too.,1
Because I love my job,1
" Yeaa I Know She is Smartier Then That, plus She Knows The real Thing Is Better Lol",1
someone broke into my car big time = having a really bad day,0
 such a great idea!,1
I really fancy a frappuccino from Starbucks right now,1
alone @ home... nice  very nice!!,1
I need to get it together before Ricky gets home. He is not going to be pleased about me breaking up this **** bathroom,0
...definitely the first time I`ve felt alive again in years. Super happy,1
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida  Power back up not working too,0
"discovered cause of a bug in the new #NetPLAYER 4 build. Publishing bug fix now, hopefully new beta by tomorrow",1
SON OF A ****!!!! ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH SO OVER IT.,0
ah seriously i dont even work with children some how i am still sick!  groundhog friday just got worse.,0
" OMG, you have curly hair! Too cute!",1
"I looove guitars, and playing them. I think they sound magnificent. If only i was better... If only",1
 I am using iMovie 08 and it`s still not bad. I am afraid to hear what is wrong with 09,0
I miss my cousin so much,0
  awww thank you,1
  Have fun! Wish your mums a happy mother`s day for us!,1
 im sadd sancha  june 18 for me is a fail  its gonna be you and chini ((((((,0
"i`m gonna eat some chips??!! anybody, want some??? hahaha!",1
Oops that would be #edaust09,0
Going to bed. Talk to ya later!  goodnight birdies LOL,1
has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use  $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good,1
 wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me,0
 tts ridiculously sweet of you,1
",.. oh the Mint Lounge ...AWESOME night",1
I wish I was laying in the sand listening to the waves crash against the shore!!!,1
 I was sleep for all that and missed the fun! Hey DG.  lets play another gammme brian,0
"Some of the figures quoted are so wildly optimistic, they are the stuff of science fiction.  A bit disapointed in CIBER and SABIP",0
"bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st.  Sadness.  He will be far away  (not TOO far, but not down the street )",0
 thanks for having me! i had a great time too,1
Pappadeux has some yummy strawberry lemonade,1
" Aw, that stinks, I`m sorry.",0
Guinness got 2 `new` toys from mom and dads house.  Hooray for free stuff,1
im determined to slarm around my house and eat egg sandwiches. and smoke a few bowls. sounds like a splendid evening to me,1
 because i stopped today :S wish me luck.....  (had to overload first),1
 not happy,0
OMJ! The 3rd episode of Jonas is too great! They are so funny. I wish I was the Pizza Girll. Lol <3,1
 that little girl on BGT! how sad! i cried  lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,0
knocked up is sooo godamn funny. never gets old  'you`re tupac. you`re biggie.' lol,1
" Almost, almost.. Thanks on the 'good save' Z!",1
_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back  good luck!,1
"Hey Fused Gaming, FusedGaming Forums have been delayed until 9PM PT/12AM ET tonight... sorry   (abean2007 live > http://ustre.am/1ntp)",0
 I like how the binary code under your name says ZirconCode as well. XD It`s looking very nice. Better than before.,1
 wasnt it sad?  was the 3d good?,0
LOVE  LOVE him.  http://bit.ly/chLaV   @ that tease of Your Baby @ the end... boooooo. still luv tho.,1
  what`s wrong with debbie?,0
   good point!! Mine is on its way. How did he get delivered?  I will post pics too wen I get him,1
 i see you hannah klein!. lookin good today,1
how do I vote for Mr twitter universe??? I`m a bit stuck,0
 OMG i want to go too!  hahaha,1
saying goodbye to Papa....,0
My mother is taking Gambit to the vet today. I hope it`s nothing too serious.,1
 sounds like my kinda day,1
This day is fkn UGLY & it matches my mood  unfortunatly. Time 2 blast off 2 the moon,0
I miss the seniors already,0
35 hours in the sun=rash,0
" you are amazing as alice, as if she was made for you. Thank you for everything! I now have a face for the character",1
 http://twitpic.com/4l85a - best kind of gum ever! I just bought a pack,1
Fight Club 10th anniversary re-enacting. Nice tattoos  http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/albums/6/57/13576/658166.jpg,1
OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!,1
ughhh studying for finals i wish i could go to prom,1
Oh my gosh! My hair is so short! I miss my long hair!,0
I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow  BTW I can not sleep  I`m like in zombie mode @_@,0
Just took my IC photo!looks good  - http://tweet.sg,1
 - absolutely loves it....  u r too many things!,1
oh no. opera 10 is not google friendly  *weeps*,0
received her first pressie. Happy happy.,1
not looking forward to driving in this storm.,0
Cool. Cant wait for dustbin baby,1
I do not feel good,0
Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom,1
"over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud",1
_n_booklife I heard about that too... that seems an overreaction...,0
Respect to  for the Heineken man bag  http://twitpic.com/4jdrg,1
At work... supposed to be a day off but too much work to get done for PLM World... sigh,0
Thanks  for shoutin out my mom today  She also says thanks!,1
First time I`m going home early  sucks to b single no one to call,0
 cupcake!!  you can call me anything but 'bitch' i suppose..and even then under certain circumstances....,0
 My ex-colleagues from Shaanxi kept boasting of their native noodles. So I`m REALLY curious about Shaanxi food.,1
Wow.. TAGers ROCK!!!  Awesome performance,1
hope this day will be nice as the sun that are upon us,1
" ouch! I can`t even look at that one, just knowing it exists it enough for me",0
Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think..  I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....,1
CONGRATS !! I just KNEW a princess would win!!!   #sigjeans,1
2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron,1
 rob got lucky that game he beat me 209-205,1
" pheasant dreams, kaotic ones",0
Sunburned from Venice and watching Fred Claus....Such excitement!!,1
"i like this new trend ,  who`s next ? http://tinyurl.com/qcy8d4",1
 Thank you so much  Me neitherrrr!,1
omg himym! one of the best shows on earth,1
"Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT   happy birthday again _aygee !",1
 I`m sorry about your bad driving experiences.,0
"Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck.",0
 It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime,0
 i hate feeling like this,0
  holla happy early mother`s day,1
_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there,1
 I told that joke onstage at Butlins in 1991. One person laughed. Scarred for life at 8,0
 OMG....that is soooo sad.,0
 anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet,1
" yeah, totally unfair.  we should just. FLAME THEM EVERYWHERE",0
Back in from LI 2hours ago n still made it to work  yay me,1
" and what about me, huh? I`m crying. Did U forget me?",0
 oh nice going!,1
 good!  now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com,1
last night`s paper writing session=still not done. I need to prioritize better.,0
"had the best mother`s day! breakfast, shopping and lunch, drinks, chocolate galore!",1
Crisis: forgot my fringe comb  I`m with men....no one will help me,0
I cant use my blackberry today. This sucks.,0
I totally forgot thats its friday till I read `s tweet. Ha. I feel dumb  *Take A Breath*,0
It`s teddy chucking time,0
" oh dear, hope you are feeling better soon, get some nice hot chicken soup down you.",1
"Twitter, you just fail at life sometimes.  Oh well. http://tinyurl.com/qkxh7q",0
oh yes! Level 40,1
 Thabks! This made me feel very special!,1
great party alenka!!  happy birthday chicky! <3,1
 YAEH! THANK GOD IM HOME!...it suekd and we were kicked out of a church.,0
 Good luck tonight! have fun,1
This day jus keeps getting better and better  FML,1
Excitement: 8 new followers overnight. Sadness: 6 of them are ad bots.,0
Goodmorning yall! I woke up to early,1
" sounds good.  and yeah, I turn 21 tomorrow so I`ll definitely be partying.",1
 Thanks. Feel so happy 2 Make Ur Day a Great one. Enjoy it 2 the fullest N Have Fun Always,1
Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry.,0
What a burden. Abit of a fail lunch with Dan,0
" Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting  Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk",1
On my way to lake geneva and I miss my laura,0
 Good morning and thank you for the re-tweet. Have a great day yourself.,1
 maybe used to have. Besides without AC it`s too hot to sleep,0
 lol good morning!  Ran 4 milles & hit the gym?  Have a great day!!!,1
it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend,0
_meaway I`m sorry hon  I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also,0
"just got back from the BBQ, i got sunburn on my legs, well sore",0
"Now that Hugh Laurie has mentioned he follows  on twitter, thousands of idiots think this () is him. IDIOTS!",0
my hair hurts,0
 OOO YUK !! thats not good Im retching as we tweet,0
 PC I agree...  We have a problem. We must stop spending and only work!!!,0
mommy coming home from vegas tonight! going to pick her up later in islip her plane doesnt get in until 10:40. KILLME. i want my mommy,0
" Sure you will tweet about this when you`re back, but news is abuzz about TR Knight`s leaving 'confirmed' today.  Muy triste.",0
 You`re right- you don`t do sympathy very well,0
Happy Mother`s Day.,1
why bother  at celebs? eh? cause it`s almost like talking to them,0
first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold...  this isn`t summer!?!?!?!?,0
feels ..my cousin is a monkey  http://plurk.com/p/x23pa,0
" factory ng Elmer`s? hihihi. sorry, corny! baka si ate ruby, alam!",0
Last night was fun w the lightening and thunder  Today will be in the 90s,1
http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best,1
 I guess that`s true!,1
spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...,1
 I want to see David cook!!,1
I love cute texy messages. Especially when he calls me mandy,1
" did you go to uga? If so, I liked you better before I knew! Ha!",1
" an iphone app came out a few months back called zemote, bumped my domain zemote.com out of the #1 spot",0
" Also, HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!",1
" oh wait, i messed up my own messed up lyrics, that should be 'don`t concretize it'",0
"_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!",1
" Ooh, cutting. I like you",1
is in the middle of the Irish sea... with absent elk brothers.  Newcastle here we come.  we love Newcastle,1
" ... rather than outdated & bigoted at worst, and outdated, patronising, imperialist, monoculturalist & self-righteous at best.",0
"Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics",1
big day 2day the xt launch was amazing! so much free stuff thanx 2 the edge and telecom! found the phone i want...cnt afford it yet tho,1
seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital,1
" Speaking of fish, our company fish just died  RIP Julio",0
oh how i love texting my drunk friends  hahahaha,1
this weather makes my fingers numb / still waiting,0
 hot weather for the lose. And I have to clean too!  Cleaning in the heat sucks balls.,0
" whaatttaatttt! she is a good cook and really creative, silly sierra",1
 no I was too slow  I hate getting the trailhead then not getting in.,0
Tonight`s SNL does not dissapoint. LOL,0
sinus headaches suck big time!,0
_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80  the water will prob be cold as heck...,0
 I could do with another one now myself. was back to work on Monday after being off for 7 weeks  not good.,0
 i was watchin tv yesterday and the media is on u. u were number five i think for worst beach bodies because of ur butt,0
" ahahaha, that happens to me all the time.  poor Angela!",0
"Ugh, i hate waiting in airports. I couldn`t find a seat near an outlet either.",0
 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha  that could be interesting,1
dammit.  I need new cupcake tins,0
" I know, but work is so boring. I prefer the  take on life",0
"twit twit twitter! trying to 'legally' watch a movie online, its not happening",0
Frank from UPS` last day today...  sad to see him go   best delivery guy EVER!  Hope the new guy is NOT a fucktard...,0
Well school`s finally over and idk but I`m sad  I`ll miss my teachers. Goodbye Mrs R. and Mr. Collister,0
please?,1
Wow that was fast...next up Soderling or Ferrer. Gilles Simon lost,0
fully inspired to write a song.,1
is on the road now! with 7 hours ahead and a beautiful girl behind,1
 http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much,0
"no transport for church  wont be making it, im crushed. Oh well, more time for assignments I suppose. My throat really hurts ...",0
 hehee!! yea its supposed to sound mean.. hahhaa,0
 look who I found just for you  --->  http://twitter.com/DJT2009,1
" You are very, very good. Why didn`t I think of that?",1
has been kinda nice break but it wont matter soon I`ll be in grad school,1
 Ahh okay makes sense to start the preparations now then,1
Have decided I just can`t stand `s Alltop spam any longer.,0
"Looks like rain again  Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.",1
"I`m at Cobra, Mexican bird flu hub/**** bar, and hate when they play the 80`s mix. Oh ****, FREEZE FRAME",0
_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!,1
_d ...I`m so happy for you guys! COngratulations!,1
I have been awarded my first ever credit card,1
 If you`re flying to NZ www.hot.co.nz is a great way to get results in aggregate.,1
  I hope today just flows through and lots of nice things happen at work so you come home happy,1
" um, I think what I will miss the most is.. JAY LENO!!!!!!!!",0
 : Come to VietNam to make a live Show Miley. there are so much fans love you at Viet Nam,1
"Wishing laying on my side wasn`t the only comfortable position, I am tired of laying",0
 LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely  I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.,1
"The ballerina family is super nice, albeit a little too controlling of their son`s life, but the bayou family is so judgemental.",1
 Nothing wrong with that samantha,1
 ouuhh dont cry  i feel so sad right now,0
"Wal-Mart orientation...it`s work, but seriously...this sucks",0
i miss the Soulja Boy dance...,0
" awesome, I`m looking at sourcing some as well.",1
Just got a call from my Realtor saying I have another showing on Sunday. No offers yet  but at least there is a lot of interest.,1
headache  wanna see my Julie,0
 FOLLOW ME BABY U SAID N DA CHAT U WILL  LUV YA GOODNITE,1
going to work soon and so excited!  ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off,1
happy mother`s daaaaaaaaay,1
" i`m just starting it brinn, guess what?? i get my laptop back  but i can`t use the messenger, hate it.",0
Bout to knock out. Feelin a lil sick  peace y`all,0
 oh no fair.... thats in 9 hours,0
 Thank you! Tadi jam 12.30pm,1
@_Freya Good Night,1
 I love the smell of procrastination in the morning... oder so.,1
" Sadly, I can`t view that site due to region restrictions",0
 miss u too. I`m still at a club...u know...west coast ****!,0
I no longer have a ticket for ny,0
 lol that was a great movie,1
"checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind  I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom",1
just done planting the garden...hope sun will shine soon!,1
"Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night",1
just got back from the Sing It Loud concert // **** AMAZING,1
Going to sleep now goodnight!  xoxo,1
"Don`t know what to do right now...pretty bored, but I refuse to study. Any suggestions?",0
I think the rain killed my phone,0
 i`m fine thanks  wbu?,1
"me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun  lol I`m going to be late",1
"Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car  hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now",1
On page 214 of 320 of Betrayed by P.C. Cast. really starting to enjoy this series,1
 I like that term 'today list' - better than 'to-do list',1
"3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday",1
 finally a pic! cya in like 16 hrs haha,1
"is now following Chester Bennington, awesome!",1
"Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!",1
" episode 17 season 1, i love chuck bass.  who`s going to the short stack filming next sat? Im making a flag. ;D",1
- im hungry...but there`s no food at mah house.,0
"This is my favourite shirt, because its true.  <3 grumpy.    a) cute  b) huggable  c) life of the party  (d)... http://tinyurl.com/q7eax7",1
Honestly at home alone,1
is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood,0
_R_Roberts I LOOK forward to seeing and sharing,1
" I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better  God,its 1:20am...heading to bed  God..too late..good night",1
 ahhh.. what about the others? like #hoppusday and etc? I`m such a spazz,0
Ahhhhh! My 'Let The Right One In' DVD broke,0
Sucky Sucky homework,0
 I thought it was a simple one  I found it hilarious.,1
watching Jon & Kate plus 8..can`t believe they`re divorcing,0
 lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door,1
 **** marriage isn`t legal everywhere here.,0
_Shan_West Im so excited to see u!! Its been forever  My lil Shan Shan gettin married!!  PS Did u really get a tattoo?? Lol,1
 _lord Can`t we just all get along?,0
" I`ve had that 'problem' too, being charmed fast, I mean. I`ll cross my fingers for you",0
" Nah, they don`t. All my Twiter followers are fabulous.",1
"Has horrible toothache, and had only a wink of sleep  ****",0
Happy Mother`s Day Mama bear,1
" - Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude",1
 hahahaha your watching 106 too... i miss Oceans 10...,0
" Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol",0
 I know! I miss her...,0
Cleaning + finding stuff to sell. I`m so poor.,0
 - we wouldn`t miss it for the world!  ICCVB meetings  Mon-Wed....  the fun is just beginning,1
 sorry but I`m not impressed in the slightest b/c u don`t eat ****..more like saddened and confused,0
Smores plus jacuzzi equals amazing,1
"Happy Mothers Day, Mum.. Love you lots   1 month and 11 days to go.. AND 1 month to go for ma bby  love you Bash",1
_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes  This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;),1
I must be the only fool in twitterland that doesn`t get retweet!!  #sadsville,0
 WILL DO!! (of will did?? lol ) great episode,1
_roo you`re welcome.,1
My dog died today. We had her for 11 years. I miss her so much.,0
Big Sam Houston is not big enough to overcome the challanges of moving-car-iphone photography  http://yfrog.com/0xhu5j,0
"Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,",1
 So sorry to hear about your mum.,0
im so tired  &i miss dionee already.,0
fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times,1
 its the best show EVER!,1
is waiting for the final of shipwrecked to start. goodtimes.  <3,1
im soo bored...im deffo missing my music channels,0
Chemistry is not fun..,0
ugh... only 1 3/4th hour and i will be 19...,0
someone doesn`t feel good...,0
 sounds like a perfect way to spend a sunday evening. Enjoy,1
"too tired, i can�t stay awake..but i must finish work for sunday",0
I need to memorize julius caesar lines,1
--please do SNL every week!! i couldn`t quit laughing!! u+snl=best nite ever,1
  Nice start to the holiday!,1
never expected to hear Beastie Boys in a Star Trek movie... was a super great flick though. *pew peww* -- (phasers),1
"Rachel Allens date bars, so easy to make   http://twitpic.com/4jas7",1
i finally found the perfect matte lcd cleaner!! i-nix screen cleaner ftw!,1
 Soon I hope... Really need to finish the cloning project so I can get more done,1
"I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it.",0
 http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!!  thank you!,1
 nice,1
out with  &  i am soooo hungry,0
http://www.speedtest.net/result/483892161.png i get good download speed only when no one else is using the connection,1
"Yea, someone is getting the best of me.",0
I`m gonna miss them so much  I`m crying right now... :/,0
It`s a sad day when Christian Lacroix has to file for bankruptcy,0
just drove with my mom and brynn. my mom said im the worst driver EVER...really??,0
"yay for nice weather, boo for cici not being here this weekend",0
Very bad things.......I need to stop thinking!,0
****...the right side of my earphones just stopped working all of a sudden. Now I need to buy new ones...,0
 Thanks  #sigjeans,1
happy motherss dayyyy  so my sister decided to make lunch...hmph. but i decorated the house !  andd then i danced and sang hahaa,1
"alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked.  but i had a great time anyways.  it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out",1
my sister just ripped my heart outta myy fukkn chest.  im super hurt right now. she`s all i ever needed in this life.,0
Happy Mothers Day!!,1
 mmmm lauren conrad eeeeep im going to miss the hills,0
My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts,1
Tired.....but can`t go to bed yet.....,0
watching 'That Thing You Do' on Comcast. Missing my boo like crrrrrazy!,0
 I **** love the **** internet.,1
i still DON`T have the internet @ home  ****,0
 Yoko Ono - Ben Lee  - ? http://lala.com/zAd It`s easy.,1
 Time to reissue all  albums on vinyl!  yesss! that would be fab! fab! fab!,1
Getting stressed over a sortie tomorrow. And like I am really really stress..,0
  Thank you,1
Just got to work. Only today and three days left.  my heart is breaking.,0
Problem with my must do list is: once I write it I usually forget where I`ve placed it...1st thing on my to do list--find my to do list,0
Happy mother`s day to all mothers here!,1
waking up at 6 am? yuuup. still going out tonight? you better believe it.,1
Happy Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you!  Nice that we get a holiday to celebrate  #fb,1
Note 2 all twoloers: neva stay @ a candlelight suites shower is slow and the toilet sux and the bed is tiny!,0
 Do a tour in the Philippines sometime.  A lot of fans here would really love that!,1
"Bitten to blood by my cat, on my way for a rabies bacterin. Seems 7 shots for 2 months. Never wash my cats at home again, they hate water",0
 Haha of course! That`s my favorite album of all time,1
 Iiight thanks.,1
 Ahh dang of course it had to do that  She better e-mail you back fast!,0
  I guess you are not interested !!,0
Early(ish) night tonight - I`m doing overtime at work tomorrow again  boo for working on a Saturday!,0
 Kat Stewart did a great job with a great character not that I watched #underbelly in Victoria,1
Strike one.    (Three and I`m out.),0
I am horrible at appraising peer work. What are these Americans thinking when they compose poems? Or maybe I am the one with the problem.,0
_ http://twitpic.com/4wi78 - hmm thats the BU tour list...but thats so cool!  and why does it say 2008?...,1
- me and my mom`s cars were broken into.  I feel violated.,0
 Is there going to Sausage on it  yum yum,1
Chatted with my old schoolmates. Awww  I miss my Highschool.,0
had a great day,1
It`s too hot. I hate summer  #harrymcflytosing,0
 sounds nice   have you downloaded twitterena 2.0 lol ?,1
I hve a blister on my pinky nd it hurts soooo much!,0
 oooh really haha have they said anything about it yet!? i`ll suggest the idea on twitter if you want/havent already,1
_Kate i know its heaps awesome. if your not working all weekend,1
work is depressing the hell out of me  i want someone to fukin come on holiday with me in august,0
Time is going slow,0
 ack! I just read about your show  that`s horrible!!! No accounting for taste.,0
I wish I could sleep forever,1
saying goodbye to my parents at the airport.  it was great having them around.,1
"Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?",1
 i rarely sleep.. cant help it   hehe,0
My dead grandpa pays more attention to me than you do,0
@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/66l83 - i liked old ruby best.,1
 Oh! Good idea about putting them on ice cream,1
" Awww, thank you!  & you`re welcome lol",1
Head is throbbing from lack of sleep and still have mucho work. Doesn`t feel like a Friday,0
 so sorry to hear that,0
_Perth Awesome...love top gear..whos your favourite?Got to admit i have a soft spot for captain slow,1
Happy Mother`s day VALK!!,1
tummy hurts,0
" i think there`s something wrong with the video, it only loads the first 40-ish seconds",0
"Just got done discing, found two discs in the last two days. Solid.  Wish  would treat my koozie better and not throw it around",1
No allowed a calculator for this exam despite it containing laths that is impossible to compute in my head.,0
 I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!,0
 good morning misfit *passes you Tylenol*,1
So tired.,0
My tummy hurts,0
 its not a starfleet one  its not even a romulin one  its like the random one i dont remember ha. and you cant wear it! lame,0
 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy,0
 happy birthday!!,1
Have 3 of the 5 grandbabies again today. 19 month old twins and a 3 1/2 month infant. I love every minute of it too.,1
cheeks bakery just closed  crazy how williamsburg can support an infinite # of boutiques w/bad clothes and not one decent place 4 a scone,0
 yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u.   anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night,1
" I don`t even want to know WHY you know about VHEMT, but don`t go - we`d miss you",0
"  Yes,... I blame you all",0
"I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better",1
 i wish i could find my camera cause i really wanna record some too...,1
_Blue - the chauffeur from 'Some Kind of Wonderful' was my idea of a perfect woman,1
", OR write a CMS that uses git for versioning  check out rails-git.  I`d be interested in working on something like that.",1
im at home....on a friday night.  but it`s all good!,1
 oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf,1
 Pretty sure you are hero status... You rock my socks Ms McCain.,1
 http://twitpic.com/2zemt - aww *-* she has very cute smile,1
so. I`m taking my life guarding classes fri (7-9pm) sat (9-6pm) sun (9-4pm) and mon (3-630pm) live eat and breath life guard stuff. yay.,1
Last night I had 1/2 a bottle of wine in my house and 2 cocktails. Came home sober but still gonna be sick,0
 hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE,1
Feels like im going to cough up a lung,0
 YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook!  welcome! ****,1
"Lovely night, guys. Full moon  thinking about going out onto my roof lol",1
http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right,1
 man i still haven`t seen that movie...too bad i`m at work,0
never does  anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed,0
 that`s great!,1
 People from England can watch this one  Thankyou,1
" the music in the trailer was terrible imo, cheesy handbag house. I was expecting some dnb or hard house",0
I took my antibiotics and I still feel like ****,0
........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs!   I�ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D,1
 hahahaha! i haven`t been out with my friends since sunday! i`m so lame,0
watching my ard earn money dissapear.,0
haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!,1
Adding names to my Twitter account and learning how to use this amazing thing!,1
How could they kill him? Hollyoaks made me sad.,0
_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow,1
 i take it you`re not a fan,0
 `s mum asked us to thank you for introducing us to Kenny`s - we`re having Mother`s Day dinner here,1
 oh plzzzzz u never had time for me!!!,0
_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out,1
i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now..,0
Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car   downer.,0
"Does `Real Detroit Weekly` not have a website.....Oh the horror, the horror",0
Rachel Alexandra not in Belmont   but appearing in Vogue.  Best looking model they`ve had in years.,1
Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great  scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb,1
 glad you liked the quote (Integrity...) - it was in one of my more productive moments,1
 I hope you didn`t take that quote personally!! I`ve been throwing them out here and there all day-guess I shoulda waited a bit,0
" Every time I succeed with a code, I get 'We`re Sorry. Your Credit Card Has Been Declined at this time.'",0
"man, its weird, Mom`s cooking is giving me so much nutrition but also so much unladylike gas",0
no eggs today ... shame was looking forward to a egg and bacon sandwich,0
 I`ve given the $19.99 question more thought. U may be right. One host provides HD quality to all viewers? Maybe not.,1
 endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later,1
 who knows  It makes me sad  lol,0
after 9 weeks it has finally rained - not quite enough yet but more seems to be coming  the garden is very happy about it.,1
 wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting,1
We got JoJo in for free and free drinks for Mom! My kind of night,1
 hey handsome!  I`m packing,1
 11 30s way early! anyway nigth night  love you!,1
 I think that`s what`s wrong with me.  Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat,0
" http://twitpic.com/2uzx4 - haha, his heads bigger than yours! awwwh, lol",1
 Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.,1
 I know! I`m so slow its horrible. DON`T TELL ON ME!,0
Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend,1
is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers  <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :],1
Idk i cant do ****,0
 Did you know that there is a shortage of shells for crabs to use on the beach due to beach combers? It is very sad,0
 yes it does,1
"has just finished reading Twilight and thought it was ****...okay, it was alright...okay, i love it and really wanna read the next one",1
Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery,0
doesn`t know what to do this evening & is D R E A D I N G work tomorrow  it sucks.,0
", Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg",1
 voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name  mr Twitter and Funniset,1
This morning is for smiling smugly to oneself. Anyone can join in,1
Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.,1
read twilight and new moon keen to read eclipse and breaking dawn hmm twilight was better then new moon but there still awesome,1
Checkin out oramarecords.com. Got a fever and cnt sleep,0
Watching mens volleyball on TV.  For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball.  Cant quite place why,0
Had an amazing night with my favorite lady friend,1
"Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night  #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr",1
#Supernatural at 9:30pm on #Ten.. Counting down..,0
 sweet! make sure to put some in your bag for me,1
" yes! fb, ah i miss you",0
My dad knows i got drunk today. And i didnt get in trouble.,1
im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming,1
. Too bad they never made it over here during the last ten years,0
" great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!",1
Its weird being at the guy`s house without them here. I don`t like it,0
_Reece naw missed it and the video cool looking sexy,1
"Oh, yes... Happy NINE year annivarsary to Hanson`s second studio album, 'This Time Around.'",1
" argh, sorry, he`s just been a thorn in my side since we got him. rude, mouthy, etc.",0
Happy mothers day everybody,1
I feel like I need to catch up on twitter haven`t done much of it this weekend!,0
 Thanks! I appreciate it  I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL,1
 i love to read ur little quotes,1
_HK very funny,1
 I forgot all of those people,0
  Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do,1
I totally forgot my phone at home this morning,0
 good question. Nepal PM declaring to resign and actually resigning is two very different things .,1
my knee hurts!,0
"Thinking of ways to promote Indie Designers. Benefiting them and moi  Any thoughts? Indies, what you do have to say?",1
"Sadly, the time has come to put my mom in a home",0
 sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline  Time to ask for a refund...,1
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY!,1
Eating pancakes  What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?,1
Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me,1
mothers day..didnt do anything exciting...saw a movie,0
"_Watson I can`t this weekend, sorry  And Steph is working.",0
taking care of sick children,1
Missed the hello kitty  not enough time oh well,0
went to eastgardens and saw a lot of hillsong pastors there Now im going to Nicks for dinner. Cant wait to talk to you soon ,1
  I`m SO jealous! I don`t know when I`ll be able to see Conan.,0
"  good as, cya in melbourne",1
Good Morning Twits!  Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin,1
"My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik",0
Can`t give blood within a year of getting a tattoo so I can`t give...Im gutted,0
Didn`t realize Animal Kingdom closes so early at 5:00 today. Now I`m stick in the exit traffic,0
Morning.. Coffee and fresh air,1
 ive been there before  haha,1
 Hell unlucky! :O and and it comes out next week here.,0
depressed that i wasn`t included in the morcom gardens quiz on facebook,0
Thunder & lightning scarededededed me!,0
Man waking up sucks when u have to go to work like 30 min later,0
is going to work an amazing charity event for big brothers big sisters. i don`t mind working if its for a good cause,1
the sunset view is SO beautiful from my room!,1
Happy Mothers day to all mums,1
 wish i was rollin with ya,1
#jonaswebcast i just missed it!!!!,0
_KittyKat That`s very nice of him.,1
is looking forward to spending time with Mom today,1
 I`m in belleville at my parents and someone offered me a bus ride to orillia for 10$ at the mall. Thought of you,1
Dead gerbil,0
"It`s a sad day, found the first scratch on my car.",0
 http://twitpic.com/4w9w6 - lol you sure love that sushi. you`ve tweeted many pictures of it.,1
is almost over the legal limit of db at the garage.,0
"Something is totally eating up my broc, cab and beans   Insecticidal soap just isn`t getting rid of the pests but I don`t want chemicals",0
"****, can`t sleep.  feening for cigs. i`m horrible. :X",0
Oww. Can`t even describe how much my back hurts. Going to have to go to the stupid doctor.,0
all these follow fridays make me feel really unpopular,0
"Umm after schooL , at subway w. My mom ; nothing to do planss are ruined",0
I hope I`m doing something right. Had an influx of reviews on a 1 year old fan fic telling me they love my style of writing for HP.,1
 we will support you,1
had a nice time with her little sister...baby is all grown up,1
Getting my self a nice cup of tea and turn on some music,1
Finally get to lay down for a bit i have a major headache,0
my knees are sore after physio,0
"I`m up. getting ready for skill. can`t wait to fail my bio final yay! ugh, honor classes suckkkk.  ):",0
" there are three broody ones atm, I have a china eggs under them to keep them happy ish",1
"missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!",0
 I didn`t read the details so that may be it. Sara Jayne is a kid`s show so it can`t be that exciting.,0
" BETTER BE. ALSO, YES. UNF UNF <3 ...Lisa still hasn`t gotten any, btw  *smacked*",0
"Zen-related stuff: 'Go with the flow.' Very easy to accomplish - it started to rain, so the rain will flush me away",1
 The Beatles? Those scousers with funny haircuts? More talent in The Banana Splits!,1
 hahah im way too lazy to check my phone  ooo michells! are you wtaching the recruits?,0
_marie:my heart goes out to you,0
i likee you  a lott lott .  think you really hot hot (8) good night,1
 ironclad determination?,1
 ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it,1
Is fighting a horrid headache with a large Vanilla Iced Coffee.,0
mary hates me again  i wana walmart it butno one wants to go,0
: We can`t wait to see you!   This week can not go fast enough!,1
Nnnnoooooo!!!! Just learned we`ve got a frost warning for tonight!,0
Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work  night!,1
 ....nope.. its for the 1st time we invited her at SSM  and she very graceful accepted it !,1
getting nails done!!! how relaxing! benji is only 24 hours away!!!!,1
"Mom, where ever you are; Happy Mothers day",1
" Batman: Arkham Asylum, but I don`t own a system that will play it, sadness",0
"You know for a short week, it certainly dragged",0
_one Could use GarageBand though it`s probably overkill.,0
Happy nurses week! It`s our first one as rn`s,1
goodmorning everyone,1
I ruined my lunch by eating half a bag of cheddar popcorn....now I feel sick.,0
 The newest versions are not any better,0
 http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww  he must be an amazing brother!,1
 I liked it.  Did you record it yourself?  If so you have a very soothing voice.,1
Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend,0
" me too.  I was in Florida last weekend for the rain.  Came back home to RI, rain.  Terrible",0
"Awww kanye west, its such a shame he doesnt get the joke",0
" nah, he was acting like a **** - his show sucked last night",0
i could tell its gonna be an angry day...,0
" Trust me, that`s a GOOD thing. Your 40-something self will thank you.",1
 i know  its nice haha,1
10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!,0
Inspection went fine ... they like the house woopee. Would just be nice if it had been this morning so I could have done stuffs today,1
back at Wingman after a great weekend,1
"can`t gauge the time of day in my office anymore... It`s worse than a friggin` casino in here... no waitresses, smoking, or booze",0
"_007 Don`t worry, they`ll get bored of it! Just hang in there and don`t give in!",0
"me & kelly share the same last name, wouldnt that be sweet if we were related  ",1
  will have to wait on the recipe at Simply Recipes.  Sorries!,0
 My Photoshop won`t let me save anything  Due to a disk error. The blend took me 1.5 hours!,0
Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land,1
Follow  cause she really shop there!!! Even though she don`t be showin love no more,0
ughhh my leg is still cramping from my panic attack outside ULU this morning   bloody hurts!!,0
Woke up after about 6 hours of sleep. Feeling better now,1
" ok cause the one  S orange is still open. Whew, you just scared me. Sorry the one by you closed",0
is being a horrible twitter-er. Moved in to my Houston apartment and awaiting work starting on Monday. Real world=now,0
ughhh have a tummy ache,0
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit,0
happy mother`s day!!!,1
 Adam Samberg + new moon trailor = good evening. Too bad my cable is off as of friday,0
 at home  im so lonely here...,0
 Yea its nice! But im only here for a weekend!,1
" hee hee - btw thanks for your LinkedIn tips - i`ve still to use them, but thanks in advance",1
 i think  missed me tooo,0
FML still awake  melatonin not working!,0
" umm well i only go to house clubs and i never go to north beach so.no idea, sorry  been out 1x there 2 a now defunctlesi club",0
Mad tired. But it`s the hols! I miss chomp chomp terribly!,0
 http://twitpic.com/2sw4v - i love BOTH your hairsss,1
as if i finsh work at eleven.. IS THAT EVEN ALLOWD?  cauz i really dont want to.. lol,0
finally gone!!!,1
 Many many thanks!!!  (it`s about school!) Weeeee!!!,1
how sad was Hollyoaks,0
"Making a mix! 22 minutes so far, aiming for 30 minutes  loving it so far!!!  DJ Sugarfree",1
" If a Cong govt was ruling Karnataka, Cauvery wouldn`t have found a mention  Truly, our politicians have no integrity.",0
I think I`m going to go outside and have a very John Cage moment   Music majors rejoice!,1
" Thank you  How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O",1
 mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up,1
 It`s a great movie - My best is the Welsh flatmate,1
Waiting for Natie to come online I miss him.,0
_MISS_CBW Sorry!  It`s been one hell of a day.  I has flooding,0
 that would be great!!!  thanks!!,1
 Same here - coffee is the lifeline to all things good,1
I really want a milkshake. I have no money.,0
The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing,1
I wish I could go back to bed with ,1
" Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!",1
am little bit upset   ppl is jerk-,0
"i had a dream last night, and i was singing  first avid dream of myself crooning away!",0
 He`s been doing my makeup for YEARS... long before Tyra stole him away from us.,0
I hope my mom enjoys her Mother`s Day gift,1
Just got out of the VAST show & IT KICKED ****! Just as mindblowing live as on CD. Sang my fave songs. Im n awe!,1
"band recommended by Steph --> PARAMORE! who else? a great band, consists of->Hayley Williams,Josh Farro,Zac Farro,Jeremy Davis  best band!",1
" AWESOME! It feels very fulfilling, doesn`****?  I`m gonna work on SOOOO many people over the summer! Totally excited!",1
Its offically mothers day!! happy moms day!!!,1
misses driving already,0
"Hello everybody!  I`m back on the job, back from the children camp (someone had to look after my sis` pupils)... and totally exhausted",0
  sorry to hear that. Is is a 365?,0
Now have an unpleasant talk w/n-laws 2 look 4ward 2....,0
jen! we havent talked in like 3 days!,0
 you are welcome  `s book is a good reminder as to WHY we escaped the cube!,1
instant-messaging with two of my favourite conversation guys,1
Happy mothers day in 25 minutes everyone,1
" Mark Twain quote is spot on, my cat is a bugger when it comes to crime! Handy at times",1
 sadly that is so true,0
so I just had a violent fightclub like **** dream involving heavily tattooed ladies. I didn`t wanna wake up.  lol.,1
" Like your pics, Lucky Girl, again",1
ahh I hate being sick  Watching atonement! and sleeping,0
finally home!! tomorrow is day 2 of 'Amazing'.,1
 You are welcome  I love cute stuff!,1
is snuggled in bed reading,1
i so wish i could get pregnant!!,1
_Cera That is so awesome  awwww.,1
_ When they don`t pop well. I feel lousier after playing those.,0
Well good job to my two cousins that are graduates! Good luck in life!!!  <never wear your pajama pants to school  >,1
i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad,0
" THIS CALLS FOR A HIGH FIVE!  (Don`t miss, hotshot xD)",1
watching the rain and reminiscing about the time when everytime it rained I was with the love of my life.,1
: Awesome. Tell me if its good. I might watch it,1
"_beyond I told you people in indiana were batshit. I lived there, after all. I feel like I escaped from that Orwell book everyday...",0
made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ    what a wonderful day.,1
i love it when justin timberlake hosts snl; hilarious,1
" Yeah, mine said 'That`s a nice picture' & gave me the red x!  Hope you get it working soon!",1
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee  it really hurts now,0
" Well, guess we just make a pretty great pair.  So, I don`t think our birthday date is going to happen. :`(",0
 Nice! What r ur plans for 2day? Oh n Happy Mothers Day if u happen 2 b a mother,1
"_d  I`m really happy for u n leigh  thnx for sharing this happiness with us, this means the world to us all!  love ya! Marta",1
 i dont evn talk 2 him no more. it was a huge mistake. i shoulda listened 2 her. i kno she`s disappointed in me.,0
"Aww   i used to do that when i was little, not so much now ;) haa. Lazy shiit.",0
 Yahoo ! Great! Always nice to hear successful stories!,1
 thank you  make sure u read the groups description to better understand this project,1
http://twitpic.com/66roi - Man I miss this truck so much!  had to return it cause it was 687.00 a month and 236.00 ins a month on it : ...,0
dam it keeps rainin on me,0
#snl...you`ve gotten better  keep it up,1
 That sucks majorly...hhhmmmnnn...I`m thinking...I would`ve said the self tanner or a really good concealer...I`m stuck,0
" 'ICANT LIVE, i cant live!!!' lmao. Oh and btw - oooowwwch my foot  hurry with that plaster, im going to bleed to death",0
"Finishing the video. **** me, it`s so long",0
 I REEEALLY wish I could be there  haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?,1
"I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s  ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u",1
"If anyone needs help with images, let me know and i will convo you the forum`s link",1
How I wish I wish I did not eat that....burger.,0
_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT,1
"Roast was yummy, I think mum was impressed!!!",1
Dude my butt itches  but i cant scratch it cause ppl r here,0
 yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo  Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up,1
The 22nd can`t get here fast enough!,0
" im kinda tired enough to sleep, but 'Migrate' has got me up singing along, haha",0
" thx! i became IBM Master Inventor in 2008. really enjoyed your blog, particularly with the vegan tag",1
 noo  I`m in miami and I just wanna lay out in the sun..but the rain has stopped me,0
my msn crashes way too much  hmph,0
super duber high! this klondike bar is thee business.,1
" Yay, three followers! Good to know more than one person in this big wide world likes fishies.",1
thinks tonight couldn`t have gone more perfect.,1
Mount dishes have been conquered. Dish land is ours,1
"yay, just got my stuff from rygegrej.dk  Perfect tastes like banana and apple",1
"1 more goal, Gila!! But his last game is against milan. Dillematic 4 me",0
Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though,1
  I`m starting to feel depressed with this hurricane talk... I`m on the front lines down here!,0
"Did a historical Jesus ever exist? Im finding it hard to prove, its all hearsay accounts ... it bugs me ...",0
 I`m here if u need to vent!,1
_2nd aww thanks!,1
@ 5 happiness (chinese) totally disappointed  the food is USUALLY good *FAIL*,0
Sitting in boring **** litterature listening to jack Johnson  missing the gf soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.,0
 Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow  Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch,1
Now i feel really really bad...sorry,0
 he was always a bit smug as a whistle-blower. The 9-11 denial stuff is pretty spectacular too,1
"_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight.  He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.",1
chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk,1
"spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good.  YAY!",1
Happy mothers day to all the mommies,1
Exams are kinda near. Just a week more. 2 Projects yet to be submitted  and almost failing in one of the subjects. May ALLAH save me,0
Waking up at unGodly hours to go to work is starting to get old. At least the coffee is good,1
 I would but I`m afraid I got two left feet,0
I dont associate with fake asses!,0
Wish I was in Chicago.,1
" ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",0
" I`m back on Long Island today after spending the weekend in Manchester, VT. Hope you have a great week ahead.",1
 That`s gorgeous. I`ll check out your new pics!,1
just downed 10 live abalone sashimi with 2 bottles of sake with father-in-law.  Very happy,1
" you know, i would love to see 5 lies editors believe about writers. #justsayin",1
am hungry agaaaaaaiiiin maaaam,0
" You wouldnt change your fans for the world, tbh i dont think anyone would change mcfly for the world  You`s are too amazing  x",1
listening to the best days of your life by kellie pickler,1
 dope background,1
" I know man, my day off and am pulling myself out of bed",0
"it gets worse every year and 2010/2011 will be the worst. oh, and 6 months today!",0
Fallen in love with enter shikari again. Might go for a walk with the lady later.  now though,1
" oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta",1
need a break...my head hurts,0
"Heading of to the theatre! Having a show tonight, I`m so exited!",1
"_rubadeau Last weekend I had a pretty solid brunch at Bar Wellington. Hard to screw up steak and eggs, though",1
saw Hannah Montana Movie today!! was the best!!!!!! was AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!!  Hannah  and Miley RockS! lol,1
 good catch!  Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.,1
"'Isn`t she lovely? Isn`t she beautiful?' Sorry Stevie, you`re not really in a position to make that judgement  #steviewonder",0
   .��?????��.  i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend.  nyt life sux here,0
_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo  Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!,1
" haha that was good, slightly geeky but funny  x",1
 =o YOU SAW FLEETWOOD MAC! I`m insanely jealous. I don`t have enough money to buy tickets.  I think I`ll never see them. =(,0
doing my folio work but keep on getting distracted by deb pics,0
 i like the optimism,1
"Back @ work, migraine lingering   Can`t wait for the weekend!",0
 I`m sure you left the audience awestruck Katherine. Looking forward to reading some wonderful reports.,1
my iMac`s died  keeps cutting out for no reason. Anyone recommend a good mac place for service / parts? Think I need a new power supply,0
 I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!,1
putting 3 new consultants to work this week. it`s a good feeling!  congrats on your offers,1
my sensors don`t seem to want to last for more than 3 1/2 days,0
I`m jumping off the nearest bridge if I can`t have it,0
 Dang... that IS disappointing,0
 then i kill Bradies gf and have Bradie,0
"Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he hid himself in the basement for nearly two days.",0
just woke up...dont want to go into work at 4,0
"Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood",1
Just reached my Cellgroup leader`s house and he is surprised that I`m dry. Haha.  - http://tweet.sg,0
 mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee,1
 Thanks for that!,1
Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.,0
Sad face moment of the day,0
Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona   back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!,1
i lost a follower,0
"I was glorious at 6.50 when I went outside, so why has it gone cold and cloudy now",1
" LOL she is okay, its just he songs are so catchy they get stuck in my head",1
 are you making fun of the  call-in guy?,1
" Hey David, I`m wondering if you received a letter that has a song in it? From Malaysia? please reply  and have a nice day!",1
The arrival of cargo Red G5 to Toronto has been postponed til tomorrow afternoon.  gonna miss my lil bro`s bday...he`s been waiting 4 me!,0
Happy Mothers Day to Heidi Klum,1
My lesson is finally done for tomorrow morning. I am looking forward to speaking to the high schoolers on dating.,1
Weetabix and Choco milk  Yum!,1
gonna do laundry....never did laundry @ a hotel before.....I miss you R.....even though you ignore me and don even check on me....,0
Ahh I`m so confused  what can I do? I don`t wanna run away but can I really handle a real relationship? What is love anyways.. False hope!,0
 hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one,1
 that sucks - I`m still hungry and sucked down my food.,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jazs - Congratulations! You two are adorable. Beautiful ring too!,1
could be getting sacked soon not good,0
 thanks for the reminder. Hope all have a great time,1
"Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over.  i love you.",1
  - I always appreciate your 'musings.',1
hm...still workin on my contract.hmm...i`m feelin awful..,0
Women in Science & Technology conference in La Jolla - what an interesting day!  Met some really great people!,1
 Thanks for adding me,1
I was looking forward to seeing  in Raleigh (fan for 10 years NB too) but scalpers took the tix and sell them for $200  morons,1
looks like it got cloudy again outside! and i have nothing to do tonight! boo friday,0
wishes I could be the one going to our conference in the Bahamas next week,1
moving back home today. pro: obnoxiously closer to  con: no more mpls runs/excursions for at least a year.,0
 omg! I saw ur update nd it said 'David Archuleta'!!!! lol. They shoulda had more David on it! <33 David`s awsome!!  t4p!,1
Thinking about opening MacMaze sources as I don`t have time to work on it anymore,0
 i want to experience snow  we don`t have snow here and it sucks,0
 awww! thats sweet TTT!  Im sure she will love it! your a good son!,1
_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo,1
Good Morning Tweeties,1
"Spyed Princess Anne today, and listented to all my friends cooking up the perfect evening, Working sucks for me and OB ?",0
"Its raining cats and dogs here, in Mysore! Thankfully, no pigs/swines!",1
havent been on here in ages  sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken,1
Come on Vancouver. Throwing stuff onto the ice? I thought you Canucks were supposed to be all polite and stuff?,0
_west and by music I meant awesome Christian artists.,1
 that sounds delicious,1
Great first impressions about the little netbook- they only downside is there is no access hatch to upgrade the RAM,1
 thankyou  how is ur night?,1
"3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend",1
" Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",0
Two words: hot pockets. Most delcious food ever created,1
isnt going to the movies!! i got grounded,0
 and this is better 4 me than a snickers bar or hersheys w/almonds.... which i use to b addicted to b4. i miss them  LOL,0
 thx girl! I just now woke up! I cnt believe I`m sick!! Now I have a fever... Wish I could pound nyquil  This sucks.,0
 still here unfortunately!!!!,0
 If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen,1
 No happy hour in CCP eithah that`s 2 bad,0
 Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.,1
can I just go to sleep and wake up in December when my house is all organized and the baby is here?.. feeling like poo today,0
"Took a kind-of nap, too. My tummy hurts.",0
"man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm  taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol",1
   Thanks so much!,1
 I have tried. He doesn`t want to listen. I don`t know what to do anymore. I just feel like HE doesn`t care anymore,0
meeting up with strangers. lol. alone in vegas. amazing.,1
Burnt 3 of my fingers from trying to keep my hands warm over the rice cooker.,0
to my pretty lady  HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY!!! She`s the mother of my future son-in-laws,1
Happy muthath`s day to all moms!!! I salute you!,1
The sun is not cool,0
 too short as usual...  but was awesome,1
Taping at Cox then picking up starbucks for the office bc I am so nice,1
"So hot today =_=  don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week",0
 Walaikum assalam...  Alhamdulillah... I`m in Chicago the w`end of May 29th... Are you there? Would be nice to meat... Duas!,1
Morning all  and its a lovely day at last,1
 You are sooo lucky. My fiance is away w/the Marine Corps...haven`t even seen him yet!,1
 I so dont  And wtf. Whatthefuck. REALLY? Really? Are they trying to kill me? But i might be... Depends...,0
_grl love your new profile pic,1
i got in a fight with ryan. now hes like crying and im just dead inside. sigggh,0
Had a lovely Mothers Day,1
Yes man was good,1
Just got laid off  stupid economy!,0
being a computer geek is entertaining.... i think.,1
Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend  hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg,1
"OK, home made pizza tonight, but horrors, I`ve run out of anchovies",0
off to do some gardening and get lots of fresh air - i love Sundays,1
"My feet are killing, I`ve walked miles in search of an art shop...doesn`t seem like Ealing has one",0
"    WOW!  That is so awesome, Andre!   It will be great, I know!  Can`t wait.   And you dad`s aren`t so bad either!",1
 oh no! I woke up accidentally.  how can we get you to fall asleep? Should I scare you with P2 or P3 stories? JK!,0
  Hope you have a better weekend then..,1
I really need to invest in an elliptical machine... Running with shin splints sucks!!,0
  that would mean me babe! but **** it my name  is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!,1
just got home from the show opening.  fantastic. thanks to everyone who came out,1
"Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!",1
"I miss my dog  r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)",0
 I wish y`all...unfortunately I won`t be able to make it...gotta work my 2nd gig today,0
i`m kinda sad of being alone all the time i miss my brother  and my friends suck i mean no one has even called me in 2 weeks,0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE WONDERFUL MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!!! myself included...,1
" hahah yeah, i had the same problem. Tomorrow there is a bday dinner for Terry at 7:30 so i don`t think we`ll see the fight",0
 sorry change of plans for me   :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends,0
 Good Morning Rock Star Nurse,1
 Something like that happened to me once: We closed the side door too hard and the engine locked up,0
graandma`s houseee  i havee too leave now! <3,0
is stoked for spring! Amazing wild foods! Nature is abundant~bless up!!!,1
"Ppl who smoke pot, are so f . . .n stupid. An instant turn off. drugs in general. why? seriously! ! ! why?",0
my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be,0
Im Slowing on My Tweets..Cuase I Lost My Phone,0
 lol dammit  well then next time then,0
 o iight we gonna miss you tonight,0
 ooops! the last link is the same as the first! sry my mistake,0
 Miss you,0
"http://twitpic.com/4j9x4 - lmao, it`s true",1
  May the 4th be with you too,1
_w thank you..,1
" I know, lame.",0
Watching snl because the love of my life is hosting,1
giving myself a manicure + pedicure  ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...,1
Got home from audition awhile ago. I think it went pretty well  Now my math homework is calling my name -.-`,1
Morning People!  Just woke up now!,1
" congrats to the A`s!! ugh, we still have til the end of june",1
 all the best for your IB exams Carl. I hope you don`t find them too difficult and that they go well for you.,1
great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight!  can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow,1
god opened the clouds and said i hate you josh,0
arrghh stupid eczema      i have to go soon. sort it OUT! :/,0
tweeting from ally court for the last time.... its a sad sad moment,0
 totally! I`ve been waitin for somethin new and thought provoking at mj.name,1
Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..,1
 So stinkin` adorable!  I want to come check out the studio,1
hommmmmme! good day,1
 Hi!! How are you? You`re an amazning actress  Greets from Slovenia,1
"How did I give birth to a SCREAMER?? I hate screaming children!! I guess I hate screaming children besides my own, now.",0
"great photoshoot today with Chris Ryan of Rolling Stone, Keegan Smith & the Fam may be opening for DAVE MATTHEW`s BAND THIS SUMMER!  EEK!",1
 Thanx sis I`ll b sure to let them know how many people r praying w/them...,1
"got in a fist fight with a old biker guy.......and how dare you even ask, yes i kicked his ****",0
@_callmeCourt always welcome hun,1
I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone....  FML moment!!,1
  Thank you!  Tomorrow is my b-day too! I tease my Mom and tell her I was her Mother`s Day gift.,1
 I like that...gonna have to re-tell,1
 Ferns n petals (fnp.in) should help you accomplish that task,1
hates these khaki pants! project to do todayy,0
"_TheMovie That`s what I get for writing up my Halloween interview w/ Danielle Harris. Darn, I was too late for the contest!",0
 sounds like a great way to to start mothers day! Enjoy your day,1
Aww I heard I just missed you two  &  !,0
 Sounds good to me!  Taylor + Kellie on tour together is just pure genious!,1
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",1
Currently in costa coffee  im liking this place more and more. Were sat in the business lounge. ooo were businessy today.,1
 Grrr. We don`t finish until July 3rd.,0
 giv ya mom n gman happy mothers day,1
ugh ****! my usual babysitters graduation is on Wednesday and I just got a meeting request from my boss during her graduation,0
"@_elj Appreciated,uni email is helpful..",1
 its my birthday too  but its the 10th of may right now for me.. and its probably the 9th for you.. happy birthday anyway,1
 w00t! Glad to hear it! Though I am missing watching it outside the Igloo by a day,1
" Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .",1
Had a nice pre mother`s day dinner out. Now a cocktail before retiring for the evening,1
Just wants to stay in bed all day but has to go to work instead  sux,0
 ..people you love.... wait i am not there,1
 Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon,1
"BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though",1
Gardening stuff I ordered got returned to sender because it was damage  need to work out how to get to a garden centre.,0
"_zaboo its ok, it just hurts abit i thought i was doing a good job... if i was rude to people i could understand...  x",0
 lol. I see what you did there.,1
"Told Verizon not to send anyone before 11. He showed up at 10. Gotta deal with this **** now, dunno how long I`ll be offline.",0
_estep I am glad you are getting into your twittering,1
I wish I had a dog,1
Earthlink says our modem is dead.  They want me to buy a new one or sign up for a one year contract ARGH!!!,0
" That`s kinda cute, to be honest",1
 selena`s mom congratulations` have a nice day,1
"...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.",1
 used is definitely cheaper... may have to get later ones that way... but new is ok for now...,0
Home from Chelsea`s  Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.,1
 it wont work in the uk,0
at work. these five year olds are gonna keep me young.,1
has found that old familiar feeling again.,1
3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch,0
 Oh sure . Thx,1
I really want to go see UP!  haha. Tooo cute! (:,1
" Lol, triplet.  Haha I`m so glad that morgan got the bag even if she didn`t ride the ride",1
 I miss having u as a roommate,0
"Morning all. First tea of the day, and just about to record the voiceover for a documentary about modern Druidry. Good times",1
Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see  at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!,0
"So yeah, things aren`t going so well for me. I`m getting to feel like I haven`t felt in a long, long time.",0
nice weather today in Alex,1
_Happy_EmoX lmao. Lucky! It`s 10 minutes on foot for me  ewww..... School.lol. On the bus now.,0
 aww that sounds sad,0
" yeah the freedom is awesome, it`s great being a little more independent",1
Its a lovely 58 degrees right now at 7am.  amazing. Enjoy melting vegas. :l,1
Making my momma a happy mother day card <3 I love my mommy,1
Toris was SO fun! JB MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! and i had a good day at work!  YAY i loved the movie! :0,1
Jane is really sad because she probably won`t get perfect on tonight`s quiz without the missing article. Should`ve asked someone for it.,0
  that`s not good,0
 i know so lame,0
"So, I`m at the point now that it has become apparent that having a degree means jack ****.",0
 i`ve got really bad arthritus in my left hand. I cant use my thumb at all,0
" I use an external track ball with my laptop. Again, seems excessive, but is totally more efficient.",1
Happy Mother`s day to all the mom`s out there in twitter-land!,1
 it looks like you have a lot of fun with lady gaga,1
"I have to admit, I`m a bit bummed out that I wasn`t with my friends walking today....",0
"Slovakian country side is a refreshing change compared to tarmac and cars, but I am a city boy and need the tarmac",1
ahhh fusterated,0
Just finished cleaning the bathroom.  Now I smell like clorox,0
I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!,1
wishes her love was coming home,1
Movie is pretty interesting actually. Gonna finish watching it.  probably seeing star trek tomorrow. <3 ZQ. lol,1
I really want to go to milwaukee but my sis doesn`t want to  well she won`t tell me,0
 maybe she`s funny like a jester,1
 but it is a good one,1
 tolddd you there was thunder! ew now it`s all rainy D: i`m scared!,0
bad mood and i dont feel good. too bad no one cares,0
am bored out of my skull.  i have got to get a job.  this SUCKS.  i need entertainment. /grumbles,0
Friday is not treating me well so far.,0
In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe.  Why are hospitals always so cold?,0
`ss back to the gym project. Finally finished ... **** filthy hobo`s always trying to eat my taco`s.  !!   </3,0
shuuut up  stupid.,1
Finally upgraded to Spotify premium - exceeded my threshold of awesomeness some time ago. Now where`s the iPhone app & remote ?,1
Chilling out....now the boys have gone  Time To Relax,1
"waiting for aaron to get into town, and then leave him for work. booo",0
I want a Monte Cristo sandwich sooo... BAd!!!,1
_music aah i stopped getting your updates on my home page!!  saddd..im guna re-follow you ..it worked with tswift,0
John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted  hahahaha Another amazing night,1
noooo!   all summer?! I won`t see your charming little face ALL summer?!,0
Oowweee!!! China club wuz poppin!!! Lipstic n Pumps were in full effect!,1
I`m not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I`m one sleepy girl.,0
" i saw you on tues and last niiiighht <3 so amazzzing, didnt even notice you forgetting the wordddss",1
 LMAO!!! Man I was so bummed when she stopped braiding,0
just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd  haha im dancing again,1
 You`re cycling tho` that`s good. Healthy eating  Healthy and eating are a contradiction in terms.,1
Trued a rim!  I`m getting good at this! o_O,1
I do believe it`s bed time. Knighty knight.,1
Is wondering why my messages aren`t going anywhere ;( I am trying to learn how to tweet & it isn`t turning out so hot,0
"just missed to answer his IM AGAIN! For the nth time! This is making me sad.  Whenever he IM (which is all the time), I am always out.",0
 OMG that dunk on Dampier was MASSIVE! Big ups!!! Love it...,1
"I am sick, very sick, sore throat and flu",0
 haha better drunken tweeting you mean?,1
Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡,1
1 John is an amazing book. Just what I needed to brighten my mood.,1
 good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also,1
OMG I would sooooo make dis show number one n da ratings,1
fuming over ebay purchase gone bad. outta $45 and have nothing to show for it  %$&!,0
I miss my puppy,0
Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE,1
 love love love pot psycology. My Friday night treat,1
 cuz airlines are super lame.,0
 clearly need to crack the whip some more,0
" Thanks, I found the link http://bit.ly/uxOFO  , however I think you need to be a customer to download it",1
Shame I`ve gotto go to work,0
 you`re very welcome! I love reviewing free apps as much as downloading/using them!,1
afaik A LITTLE SAD THAT CROCCOS IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR SALSA WED NIGHTS. BUMMER!!!!IENJOYED GOING THERE WED NIGHTS.,0
I feel bad for John and Kate. And the 8.,0
trying to learn to tweet!!  it`s all good I hope..,1
 Me too. I found out about it a little late and couldn`t afford it,0
 no.  and she was suggesting it for loan deferment,1
"Have to walk to school, and i have two welts on my thighs!",0
 THANK YOU,1
"Made my first Skype to landline call.  Good call quality, quite impressed",1
This is going to be a great and productive week - I can just feel it!!!  POSITIVE THINKING is the key,1
 Fun times ~ that`s my friends beer!  here`s the pic`  http://yfrog.com/053agj,1
Happy Birthday to my ****,1
" I want 2 see that movie, too!!  Have fun!",1
"_j 4ever, it was in she`s the man aswell  I love them now. I want gossip girl too! Have decided summer = spending lots.",1
now aches & chills have joined the party. Why couldn`t the cold just go away? It had to get worse?,0
  im just so lonely right now. maybe SADE GOT ME FEELING LIKE THIS,0
wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl  *HADtheBESTdayEVER*,1
 the DS version sucks,0
Just passed a wrecked car  hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.,1
 Happy birthday. Let us know what you get up to old boy,1
sometimes the fact that my health for the lack of a better word SUCKS really scares me,0
 Thanks amigo!,1
 well atm anyway i`m only managing cos i have no musical talent ps horrible thing to say bout rove,0
today was interesting...,1
"Google going down means DoubleClick goes down too, means I can`t get any work done.",0
 wish you were sluttin it up w me  waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!,1
"morning world, is raining 2day so revision don`t seem so tough,",1
I have a broken wrist,0
 i miss your dance friends too.,0
"Dayum, tweets r coming fast, so likely missing a lot.    Plz DM, k?  Oh, is _stewart 4 real?",0
_fann coming up! Sowwy!,0
Studying like crazy in hopes of acing all of my exams!!!!!,1
 ahh i love u! u got a twitterrr,1
really want to see JB3D.. cant wait for thursday,1
i miss the one who would do anything to spend 5 min with me... the one who used to say just tell me when and where,0
I don`t seem to have any photos of me and my Grandma together for tomorrow. It is heart breaking,0
lookin forward to a lovely meal out for grandparents 75th at posh italian,1
 hahaha thanks for clearing up the,1
"twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy",0
"i�m boring - bad weather today, watchingn alias and having fun  with my boyfriend",0
TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.,1
thx for the tip.  how did you figure that one out?,1
... and it�s FFA *evil grin* but I�m so busy at work today I won�t get anything done,0
Had some lovely sugar puffs and just been playing with my amazing dog jack,1
 Enjoy! Family trumps everything,1
 haha no kidding... I listen to them all day long bud,1
stopped at the store to pick up some items and debit card is missing,0
Apparently it`s 21 degrees in Kilkenny now! And some comedy would be a great remedy to my boredom! Why the hell did I leave Kilkenny!?,0
I`m my mom`s company picnic at a Lake Elsinore Storm game. Oh the things we do to please moms,1
Thank you all for proving my point,1
 http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - you both have so beatiful eyes  i wanna have them,1
My best mate found out that I am moving. She doesn`t understand I wanna do something with my life; Leaving to go to Uni..,0
 i wish i could call but i live in the uk and i don`t have the cash to call,0
morning darlin`  Hope you`re feelin` tip-top  ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs,1
 i`m a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i`m stupid. SHE`S STUPID.  j,0
Oh why do I keep stumbling about deathfic WITHOUT WARNINGS. do not want,0
Hoping the day gets better now,1
It`s STILL not working!! Why not!! This is FRUSTRATING!!!,0
"i miss the jokes and making fun of ppl and throwing ideas for songs, movies, and shows at eachother the most.  that`ll never go away...",0
 I`m praying for you and your family beav! I`m so sorry for your loss,0
sad   Miss my friends !,0
"Working late at night on a Dell notebook, Dell`s quality has gone down hill, warrenty service sucks too, poor people  buy a Mac instead",0
so upset,0
Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capacity the challenges,0
I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting,0
"Dragging myself to work, missed my fitness class this morn. Need one more weekend day",0
 i know they are delicious.miss germany but like holland as well as we used to shoppin there at weekends.lol,1
 i know... I don`t want to be left in our home by myself during the weekend...,0
Oh My God ..  sad day ..,0
"i want to go out tonight, but i ain`t go no money and no one to go with   any takers???",0
sweet dreams!,1
ahh! big scary bug flying around my room!!!!!,0
Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done,1
"I`m home, Yay! Unpacked everything, now just got to wash it all",1
", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr  but stilll ahhh! congratss.",1
 Proud 17-year-old here that loves The Carpenters!!!,1
UGH I missed the POTUS @ MY Five Guys!!!! 2 blocks from my house and 3 blocks from my job.  http://www.politico.com/politico44/,0
and this stupid wireless wont work downstairs,0
" yeah that was me yesterday after i found out the house i want is sold, my bank effed me over and then the car accident",0
"is really, really bored... I guess I will go to bed",0
fireworks @ KBOOM concert... second best I`ve ever seen...preceded only by last year`s show 2008 <sigh>,1
   HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! LOVE YOU GUYS...,1
 I had mint ice-cream for dessert tonight. Love the stuff!,1
 yeah I can imagine!  Not nice   How much longer is your shift?,0
"I`m so confused about the weather, is it really gonna be sunny? or is it really gonna rain?",0
 Awww you`ll have to post a pic  I bet it`ll look dead nice (y),1
_pollard I have no denial for this because it is the **** truth,1
 i miss yoooouuuu!!!!,0
" *huggles* I don`t see all the replies right away, and my boss is hovering today. And I`m feeling pissy about life",0
 Have a great night!,1
home with chocolate and peanut butter. stupid kids on my bus ruined my yearbook,0
" ?? Sorry you posted the vid again, but it won`t load for me...",0
_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow  butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!,0
 hey love whats up! my voice is shot  whats new with you,1
 thanks  i love the word CRIKEY it`s like my sayin`,1
_nation just launched twittix v1.10 - not convinced,0
 You and your Yuotube links.  DENIED at work.,0
"i`ve been sick for the past few days  and thus, my hair looks wierd.  if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw",0
 I made my parents add u guys on the family myspace...they were impressed by the song.,1
"Home from gallery opening in Woodstock, NY. Frined had work on display.  Much great, cool and interesting art to be seen.",1
"I miss my Nipissing pitas  Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!",1
i have had the worst headache ever in the history of worst headaches today!  man i hate those!,0
"Pretty sure my laptop just died 100%. HP DV2000, wireless problems constantly, tons of heat, won`t start at all now. Fried circuit?",0
"LAPPYTOP BATERRRY DYING,tryingtofind a movieto watch since im staying in.  and goingto my room.",0
"Just taking my dad in law for a Sunday stroll down Old Leigh  a beautiful morning, say Hi to Morris LOL  http://twitpic.com/4wt8k",1
This sars has really got me down.,0
 that really sucks I feel bad for you at least I woke up at eight.,0
had a wonderful evening with those I love!,1
"Hehe, wondered wtf star wars day was and why it was the top trending topic. Now I get it.  May the Fourth be with you, also.",1
i had a really good day today,1
" I still have plenty of food left here! Thanks for coming over, I can`t wait to see how the pictures came out",1
"Thank you all new, first time Japa Dog customers! Twitter spreads the word! We like new customers",1
"Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.",1
"Eating Toast  ~Peanut Butter,,Yum",1
watching my baby on snl !  baby you look greaaaaat ;),1
I�m JBobsessed  xD I miss them soooooo much!  They should have a live web cast on bookface ?  EVERY thursday xD,0
I signed up for an account on a political website so I could post a comment but it isn`t working.,0
Ew traffic,0
"really ill again not been well for 2 weeks, i`ve got a bad viral infection.",0
 guess I missed out on more than beer and a good time,0
 Jz local movie here. The title`s virgin 2 :p actually i feel not so good. So tired n dizzy,0
"_RICHARDS A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Happy Mother`s Day",1
 i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby,0
The only thing I hate about Playoff Pens hockey is how much the tickets are! I wanted to go to a game but there 300$ a ticket,0
 Have fun tomorrow night. I think it will be more fun at a bar than art gallery. Wish I could be there,1
First ever dropped call on my mobile. On a call to  no less! ( being charged for data even though I have a data pack  ),0
"_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd",1
 http://twitpic.com/67318 - *sniff* i feel so left out!   *grin*,0
_Megan_**** Same! Like the kisses on nights when she wasnt up for eviction! They were very badly edited,0
"Gooooooood morning, campers!  And happy Mother`s Day!",1
" Grrr, people suck. I cry when animals die on nature shows.  These people are sick. No hunting endangered species!",0
http://twitpic.com/4qfl3 - haha^^ I love it,1
_ I wish you were here NOWWW!!! grrrrrrr,0
enjoying my new car,1
Four hour baseball game. At least the Crew spent much of it making the Cubbies look bad.,0
 Nothing like alone time with your handheld device,1
" i`m sure you`re sleeping, but you`ll have to tell me your favorite part tomorrow. i laughed pretty much the whole time.",1
"Today is just not my day. I can`t seem to feel any better. If i dont eat, im hungry. If i do eat, i feel like im gonna be sick. Blah",0
http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much  Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!,1
 Will we see you guys in the Philippines?  That would be the coolest thing ever! Always wanted to go to one of your concerts!,1
"_pickle lol, thank you very much Hope you`re having a great day!",1
I`m going to see sweeney todd on stage with my best friend for her bday today (I know I`m going to be the one who sings along!!),1
 Rog�rio Minotouro will fight now!,0
 Thanks for that,1
I miss matt today,0
Why the **** can`t I be over this ??? I feel like crying bit I realy don`t want to  why is this bothering me sooooooo much !?,0
Listening to maylene and wondering why cant I pull off as many cool southern metal licks as them,0
 Well I guess the McCafe=tastes like **** cured ur craving? You get the McSkillet? Me Wants,0
 thank you for reading Ohlala,1
"good day, ya`ll! happy mom`s day!",1
"has anyone else seen this? the  DM notification email says 'reply on we web.' i am all for cool accents, but it`s weird online",0
happy momies day!,1
" Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late",1
Def wants to cuddle it out maybe play but has no one to do it with the bc is far away,0
I`m very conflicted here.  I really like Mike but I still have feelings for Darrin.  It`s really complicated.  I don`t know what to do.,0
"90 degrees, gross skies, and thunderstorms...perfect match for my mood  lol",1
 Yeah! I want it too. I love that 'Falling Slowly' song. It keeps playing in my head.,1
  i wlda seen it wit you! dummyhead.,0
" thanks for following, it means a lot to me  i love hey monday!",1
 lame right?  do u know what dates you`ll be in Cali?,0
ok peeps have good morning I`m going to bed    hit me up later,1
 POOOOOOOOR SHEEEEP!!!,0
"I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good.  I`m almost tempted to go get some.",1
ended up face to face with a bear on 181 driving home this evening.  Sadly he took off into the woods before i hauled out my cameraphone,0
 haha Good job getting close. Her eyes are set somewhere else though,1
The graduation ceremony should be starting about now. I really wish I could be there.,1
 @_Mintyfresh Thanks very much!!,1
at panera for lunch  byyy myself  aww,0
 Definitely grass cutting   Cole has committed himself to stacking wood for our neighbor as well. Past 2 days set is back too far.,0
_sandman_ _wounds   I miss you guys SO much  ****,0
 POL! Is this song from a new album? I am really missing out on UdD!,0
 yaaaaaay i get to see you too   looking forward to cupcakes and fun.,1
I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell  http://twurl.nl/8q6cjc,0
I chopped a fringe in last night got tired of having it hang in my eyes. Made a mess,0
" Haha dude, we have the same b-date :p I`ll wish u ur b-day the 3oth November. I`ll also turn 16  Can u reply to me please ?",1
I`m hurtling headlong into a day of spanish and art. but my view is: after tomorrow it`s just REVISION and extra frees,0
happy mothers day to all those special moms out there.... i luv u mommy!!,1
Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!,1
"I`m just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...",1
i miss justin timberlake`s voice. i want him to make new album again,0
A little bit of good news.,1
Beautiful day on Ocracoke just hope the thunderstorms stay away this afternoon...it`s not looking good,0
 Cavs has the easier route than Denver.,1
i`m so happy i aced my final!,1
"Noooo my favorite coworker just got a new job, he`s doing marc jacobs shows now, not fair! I don`t want him 2 go!",0
there`s not many things better than sleeping with my windows open,1
sad day*Lakers please make me happy with a W,0
I gave up on tumblr because the API isn`t pointing to the private account,0
"  I`ve run out of earl grey, so having lemon tea instead, then whb for me too",0
'Friends are the same soul different bodies.' Plato,1
" oh no! u must get 1!!!lol mum still isnt convinced, and we have 3",0
   Wow what a beautiful picture... and by the way....I am straight....just wanted to let you know!!!     Bella,1
Made it to Wisconsin... Now off to Golden Corral again! dang! lol we missed the graduation! tho  Dang!,0
" - not early at all, just say you are running on eastern time  hope you had fun at your auditions! canada ftw!",1
i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy,0
Clambering about in crashed cars. Hilarious fun,1
Morning and hope everyone has a great bank holiday,1
Never made it to the gym so will be doing my blowout sans thong wearing company. Phew! But bummer on missing workout,0
_andersen thank you Eric!  glad u appreciate that!,1
to spend the weekend...to not spend the weekend.....that is hte question that is on my mind...,0
"wow, there`s still the void of whre thomas left  The heartache is never going to go away",0
My Tummy Hurt,0
 http://tinyurl.com/c33ffv thats what im making for dinner very yummy,1
 lol that`s great  For you.,1
 Sorrry  I`m ready to leave.,0
enjoy the laker game for me guys! since i`ll be at work,1
"does not feel like babysitting. i want to go to the gym. weird, i know. i miss zack",0
" Awww, yeah, I love that one.  I remember seeing him at Great America w/ Tassi.  Such a great memory",1
": hmmm, wrong link, ignore my tweet",0
"I need a nap, but I won`t be getting one",0
"if you`re as lovesick as I am, give me a call, we should go bowling and complain about love",0
 thanks  lyxxx,1
star trek was grtsat bggeting drunk now,1
Work in that heat is horrible !,0
These days have been looking better better betterrrrrrrr.,1
watching my favorite tv shows on HULU.com for free,1
 do it and I`ll give you the first hug,1
 hmm Have to admit was a good episode and his man bag was rather fetching,1
is feeling rather lonely and broke...oh wait...I am lonely and broke.,0
Hubby needs a vacation  Thank God we`re leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!,1
unplugging for the rest of the day.  Have a good one everybody!!,1
_breannarose fuuuuuuck  idk if andy can get youuuu,0
responding to more questions at Thou Shall Blog! I appreciate this community.,1
_newman i just called and it`s sold out.  bummer. next time!,0
 i miss yoooooooooooooooooooou my poia,0
. Awesome!  what kind?,1
  I know... he`s mad at us... :`(,0
 miss you,0
X-men movie was pretty good. Kinda predictable @ points but good action sequences,1
 yeah! Love my Hawaiian outfit. We reused that for rugby 7 this year with ,1
 fine! Going to do my big walk today 20 or so miles,1
i hate being sick. i miss   and ,0
Ahhh I`m engulfed in shooooes. Who told me to buy so maany **** shoes,0
 hahaha u can use my phone everywhere... just use a wi-fi,1
has a really really itchy eye,0
 Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you,1
"such a long day, heading to bed  . iloveyou <3",1
Happy Mothers May to my Mak   Love you always! XOXO.,1
Only four full days left in Aussie-land. I don`t want to go home.,0
feel crappy today,0
it`s after 3 AM.!!  I think it`s time to bed.!!  have a good night twitts.! ;)),1
The horoscopes website I use has all changed around  I like it!,1
feeling really dizzy  not soo good,0
 Yes please and check out your position on the locations map when added  - http://bit.ly/ttVn2,1
"_Punk_Robot  wtf.....winter isn`t due til monday, am freezing",0
`Look at the tadpole`... `No! ... Look at me!!!` ... Foolish dog  http://yfrog.com/05ixbj,0
" Well, at least you wont be late!",0
people with mustaches get super powers and mustaches. no fair.,0
"mmm - home-made pizza (that I helped to make), a home-made cheesecake (to eat soon) & family... a nice day for mother & nanna",1
" I don`t use it, but I heard that PowerShell is nice",1
rearry rip. Youd never guess what i ate..,0
" big now!!! Vanessa is going to be 3 in September, its going by so fast!  its hard cuz Im workin so much, I miss out on alot",0
"happy mothers day @ my mum  (also to my sis  and my 'mum' jess, ahah)",1
who watched X-men origins: wolverine? i totally loved it! haha,1
 have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you  Whatever you do they will love it,0
Sites that republish my blog`s feed often end up higher than my blog on Google search results,0
 we tried to DM you but your not following us,0
_2008 don`t be sorry  you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.,1
 sorry about that,0
oowww...why do wisdom teeth hurt so much,0
i lost one of my best friends i�m sooo sad,0
 star wars ............ is **** BOO??? i wanna do your job HAND IT OVER  u can act as me at my high school   LOL,1
  I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it,1
Seen the doctor today. Everything was fine! Might go for ultrasound scan just as a precaution,1
 I gave him your kiss. Being a flirt of course he liked them,1
This already feels like one of those days where I just won`t be able to win.,0
There is ALWAYS one JOYKILL in the crowd!    haters!,0
" Dude, I hear ya. I`ll be 26 two weeks from tomorrow. I feel old.",0
feel. sick. too. much. cheese. on. toast.,0
boo! i can`t sleep again  saying hi to random people,0
" yeah it made a great noise, and tripped the house circuit breaker. Good Times. $200 worth of parts too",0
 I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today,1
 ha! you`re right...I know you`re right.,1
I`m so dizzy already and I`m only on the third page of chapter 73  *plops head*,0
So grateful for my amazing family. How blessed am I. Happy Mothers day everyone,1
i miss her ..... i hope she comes back,1
"Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind   How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...",0
Saw the UCLA bookstore...now convinced that every single major university has a better bookstore than    Having fun so far!,1
" i got mcdonalds, surpisingly its not a popular drunk food option.  its sucks that all diners aren`t 24hrs here anymore",0
watching Bones with Naty. Have made her a fan! Mission convert Naty: Success...now onto Mission convert Meagan,1
" Haha. If you like him, then you should go",1
 everyone loves u sarah not just the tweeters! the today show couldnt stop raving about your beautifulness...,1
i want to cry,0
" I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone",1
I still miss him... And i dont think he`s coming back,0
Work around the house  boo,0
"seriously my parents are non stop  minniapolis, newport for a week, and now this weekend in San Diego  i miss them ",0
"@_dritan Dam you, I want an #android, stupid only rogers",0
today is a busy day. exhausting!,0
Thanks to all who follow me  ... wish ya`ll the best ;),1
_benson loved the #MacarAMBER!!!,1
Happy mother`s day to my sweet mum,1
Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony  ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3,0
Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north  Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.,1
" wooo what a fight !!! goooo Vicky , i am with you",1
Ugh cramps  and it`s hot,0
i hope my morning show doesn`t get cancelled!,1
My best friend is coming!excited,1
Zapatos for trashcan nachos and then an epic night,1
"Yes, he`s really back!: I couldn`t wait for this day to arrive and finally it`s here! Gale is back!!!  I`m pos.. http://tinyurl.com/dzzaf5",1
" my internet in like 9th grade was so fast, its dieing out",0
 yes LOL that`s good one .remeber that bottoms are always the top .,1
i have a fever,0
Having a good...no great day already & Dr.Miracles feel-it formula really does work!! LOL Hope everyone has a good day as well,1
This is exactly y I hate driving thru dandy - sittin at lights next to a car of asians who r callin out to me & 1 held up a knife  scum!,0
 NKOTB world is the best place to be,1
when living in Spain..you can NEVER take a hot shower for granted..luckily I have nice friends across the street,1
"Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you",0
" Thank ye, Vaneta.  Much appreciated",1
 Thanks. They`re both so cute. Havent been home for many years so havent seen them in person,1
" yes i love manchester orchestra,and sigur ross. all the other bands ive never heard of but ill give them a listen. thanks",1
"On way to exam, very very nervous  bah",0
" watched the standard dvd 3d version, no blu in UK yet, 3d effect was best I have seen on home system yet, **** in 3d",1
i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz,1
 wow is a good idea... but the b-day was yesterday and I already took him a present! Thank you anyway!!!,1
 pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night  although I know I am missing a BLAST,1
"bored , cleanin the house",0
Hey! Let`s Follow each other! Wouldn`t that just be awesome!?,1
Thank God  is a sport and doesnt take offence in my jokes  Unlike the three good friends who have stopped talking to me!,1
Sooo.....I`m kind of sick n tired of the bs that guys dish out  !!!!!!!!,0
I hve a fat kink in my neck  maybe someone handsome will massage it out later?  we`ll see!,1
I was crying all of Tuesday cos I find out! ;( .... Economics is offically my crying subject lol,0
 Oh no! I guess I`m officially a big nerd now. I heard the movie is great even if you don`t like Trek... and I do,0
: I like your crazy and witty humor!,1
"happy bank holiday monday twitter! bath time, spring clean, movie marathon , lazy day",1
 I know what appeals to you with knitting! Believe me I KNOW!,1
" Lol - I could try!  Seriously tho, dont do all of it! That sucks! ****",0
_KittyKat hello new follower  haha!! how are ya?,1
 thanks...do you guys have a showroom as well? Wanted to chk them out in the flesh. Quite cool lamps and the wife is impressed,1
 always be your self and thing will go on without no problem and do you even try hard to be your self ... Just be ...and smile,1
"nvm, lexi`s playlist is working its magic",1
happy mothers day to all the baby mommasss! rofl,1
 Yeah I hate that too!!!! Sorry ur goin thru that,0
" Im feeling sad, not likeing my new haircut",0
Is constantly listening to the  song Fly with Me...b/c it`s the cutest song...'Peter Pan & Wendy turned out fine',1
" I saw you stalkerishly from the elevator, but Brookie was eating her moracca (?) So we had to go.",0
got 34/40 for exam 1... percentage doesnt look good.,1
Checking out Twitter Trying to find people I know....Unfortunately no one I know uses this website,0
" Its great when locals stop you to ask for directions, and even better when you know the answer",1
Arghhh So annoyed-yet again gone 2 starbucks & given skimmed milk instead of soy milk!! I can`t have milk so hav 2 throw away! Expensive,0
im back to this z-index problem...again,0
 don`t know yet.. no word...   hopeful though!! and some good stuff happening lately so I`m getting excited!,1
" I`d help you if I weren`t poorer than you lol! I`m mexican living in .mx, which automatically makes me 13 times poorer",0
Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk`s 'Pygmy' and kind of hated it. I`m really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.,0
i can`t studyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  i have an exam tom,0
"  Now there`s a question for 140 characters   One of history`s great unanswered what if`s, I would say",1
 you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame  haha feel better bro,1
omgoodness FINALLY back from dinner with the fam bam!,1
"hopping in the shower,   you can help me tidy my room  its a **** hole, mums **** friends",0
Thanks to all my new followers!,1
" Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues.  Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.",1
Laying in the bed boreddddd looking through old cookbooks for new recipes,0
These messages are teasing me! It isnt fair.,0
" Glad to hear you`ll have your 1st tournament soon. As KSN says, 'We need more practice!'",1
i hate my presentation  hahah whatever im glad its over,1
Yay! I finally made sales at the gallery; Really helps when the artists are there,1
made $30 tonight watching 2 little kids swim and watch a movie!!! haha i love babysitting haha,1
  damned hordies,0
This is the last time to get it right...  hello loves....,1
 So you`re gonna make me go alllll the way to the store??? LOL  I have to find one...I`ll Google.  Thanks.    LOL,1
 thank you alot,1
I hate packing,0
 aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD  loved it,1
Just watched hella home movies with my aunt and uncle. I miss the days where our whole family got along,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there!!,1
"_ Oh ok then, I`ve been there before for a wedding. It was heaps nice there. I`m a big fan of Qld",1
is getting ready for an awesome service!  - http://tweet.sg,1
my stupid msn wont sign in,0
 _yeah thanks for that you pair of gits  (hope it`s mega- like the bus!),1
Aw I wish I was in Ireland  ,1
 Welcome  They are beautiful snow leopards.,1
"Back from SOAP, soooo fun.",1
my twitter looks funny  someone help!,0
Nungguin my Sista in law lahiran di RS Asih...kayaknya sih sore ini lahiran. Yeayy another baby girl in the family,1
I don`t know how to quit you-brokeback mountain,0
 now cash u kno I`m not a hater.....jus upset I don`t have my update yet,0
  I dint dump anyone. It`s always me who gets dumped and blamed. That`s why I don`t believe in relationships. #twpp,0
" Hi Denis, when can we grab coffee?   would love to catch up with you.  Jordan",1
" Hope you had a great weekend, congratulations!",1
   sending you love on mother`s day and wishing you more happiness in the days ahead!,1
I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy,0
Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up,1
 but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare,1
Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day  Drove back to Melb via Daylesford,1
" ran 5 miles, went to the gym & woke up Ur great kids....dependable Danny  hope it has been great already",1
" wooooo the tour has started yay, 13 days  have an awesome time! loved the video xD",1
crying to A Walk To Remember as usual,0
"  yeah, big chill here too good foods, good music, great weather!  have a cool day Bro!",1
Not feeling very well.,0
its nice to have no assignments for the night,1
"happy mother`s day, mommy! hope you will have a good day",1
" So I guess if the couple sees its ceremony as valid, it is valid, the community be damned  .",0
 thanks!! Yes!! A lot!,1
 why you never answer me...,0
 ah  Hate it when that happens! The Race to Erase MS is this week. Are you going?,0
My BFF rocking Hotel California now. No  songs!  done stay the same. What`s next? Hmmm.. Careless whisper!,0
 good luck tomorrow,1
Is heading to work n its freezing!,0
is going out for dinner... just the two of us... niceeeee,1
 Thanks. End up going to Makino Chaya,1
God **** you Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop eating my undeleted DMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0
OMG...the heater in my room has been on all day while i was at school & now it`s boiling,0
 **** it! Must be Morrisons then,0
Happy Meal - B.O.B. toy  http://tinyurl.com/cjtqaf,1
I did many things but missed tweeting,0
 hahah no not that valley. that`s cool valley. texas valley. like...rio grande valley. ahhaha i wish i lived in california valley,1
im tweeting... this is so hard... i dont get it...,0
im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh,0
I`m going to miss my iMac so much over the next month.,0
 very very cute  and fun to watch.,1
This world makes me sad,0
"Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy",1
hates continually getting sick whenever he has exams,0
 Awww that`s so sweet  Wish you could see yourz 2,1
Good morning!!! Who wants breakfast??,1
 You have arthritis in them?  Really??  Poor you  That would be painful - but you can`t be that old.  How many squats did u do,0
I made it six days in a row w/out an accident in the house and then pops took me to a strange place and didn`t give me time after b-fast,0
Sitting at the Connection listening to the employees reminisce and mope about their last shift,0
"No school, again. This time cuz im sick.",0
 That would have been fun BUT we were soooo TIRED yesterday.  Long day at the office. Just did dinner and crashed.,0
missed out on westcott micro apollo too,0
 Alright...you missed one crazy party last night,0
" I think they`re really good, so that probably damns them to obscurity.",1
Damm servers still down  i need to hit 80 before all the koxpers pass me,0
_89 I feel so sorry for her  hope she dnt cry 2nd time,0
"Just tried an energy drink to report back for you guys, and im sweating and have the worst cramps. I want to lie down",0
on our way home after seeing Rodney Atkins in concert...I Love him! Thanks Bob,1
I wanted to see the story on ACORN tonight on Glen Beck but I missed it,0
" Yes, we will! We should maybe do it in a DM though so we don`t annoy our followers. Thought of that too late.    Good night!",1
zoita had a cardio apt. 2day. doc says her hole-in-the-heart hasn`t closed. she`ll need the surgery to close it http://ghurm.tumblr.com,0
wants to greet all the moms a Happy Mother`s Day!!,1
"Today I`m sad, my cat of 10 years has just stopped eating, and is very sick.",0
Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold,1
 it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist,0
" Ohhh, he is very regal man-cat! But he is blocked",0
I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter,1
 I have no Minstrels   I might have to grab some from the petrol station before I head back to work.  They are delicious!,1
 Aww maybe i traumatized her.,0
J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not,0
"So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.",1
"K, just finished my last 2 clients for the night. Going home alone  Thats ok I need to be alone, must find inner peace.",0
why are matters of the heart so complicated?,0
"ugh, i dont feel like going to work today",0
 airsoft is so much fun! i play with my brothers and it`s a great bonding experience.,1
"Would like to remind people that I am OUT of Kansai Scene, and whatever the current issue is like, I have had nothing to do with it",0
sweet situations.,1
sleep sounds good right about now,1
" Hey, look who`s on twitter   Very kewl",1
Sad. I don`t know what to do with my life. Everything I have done since the age of 16 has been towards healthcare and nursing,0
 i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!,0
"i feel like i`m quarantined everywhere i go... pinkeye, go away already!",0
 and welcome to dk  #jaoo,1
i have no idea wtf im doing,0
Such a long day!!! So much fun though  tomorrow will be just as much.,1
 nope i have a fifth generation ipod classic  it likes to be dumb,0
I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying,0
" Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking  #ims09",1
  sucks,0
_yst so u are very burnt  sorry back or front burnt?,0
   hi holly  i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...,1
Its coming out the socket  I feel like my phones hole is not a virgin. That`s how loose it is... :`(,0
 lmao you witty wacko...loves it,1
Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful!   The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...,1
" Hello, yourself. Enjoy London. Watch out for the Hackneys. They`re mental.",0
Is still tired  due to late nights out and work and has to b up early again 2moro 4 work bad times!,0
Boreedd,0
 please wear glasses in your next video!  you look amazing in them.,1
" is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!",0
90210 9pm  I laaaaaaaaave it.,1
: I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon?  I love you tooz <3,1
My friends are awesome!   -- and the non Twitter ones here right now too!!,1
_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins)  I`m glad I get to keep it,1
I dont believe in my eyes or should I say on my browser? OMG OMG OMG,0
I wish I had company,0
I don`t wanna go back to work   sleepy time.,0
 Oh! Don`t you just love these Vodafone series of Ads ... The best picturisation ever,1
 Thats awesome!!  Good idea!!,1
Aw. Torn ace of hearts  #Hunchback,0
 my  tix are in limbo....as usual  #UPSsucks,0
Heaos keen for next weekend.        Mummy. <3,1
i`m so bored i can barely even tweet. i have nothing to talk about.  #boredboots,0
"_Believer I know! That`s ok, most did ;) Thanks",1
 hahaha well why would you smack ME for that?!  hahaha THE BIG BANGGG,0
" I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing",0
"Why are young people attracted to trouble? this makes me sad!  ,<3 kMv",0
Up and washed  I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO,1
 Thanks  New work will arrive in a few weeks,1
" fyi, connie and carla is not as totally awesome as the previews make it seem  sorry about that one.",0
Why is  scared or  lmao.. Someone pls tell me!!,0
" Dreams give rise to reality. When they said I wouldn`t   walk, my dream was to fly! Dream, Believe, Achieve!",1
"i forgot to put my work clothes in the dryer  also, i love my new slippers!",1
Ugh!! Why isn`t inFamous on xbox360!!!?? **** lame.. Its only on PS3..,0
ps it`s rainging,1
 i tried. and failed,0
 I`m thinking you deserve an award. A big shiny one.,1
     Good morning to you !  Its so pretty outside today,1
is excited about so R and R for mother`s day,1
Man i cant belive that you did what you did? Everything does not look as good as it is..,0
" Yeah, the economy sucks SO BAD.  Yeah, I know what a cafeteria is. I`m unemployed at the moment and I hate it!",0
is MySpace mobile free? or do u have 2 have credit... cause they are liers,0
is veryyy upset she cant go to hacienda tonight because the stupid nuggets game,0
The most painful sound in the world to me is the crying of someone I love. What`s worse is I can`t even hold them and say I`m sorry,0
"Ugh my neck really hurts  I`m out aquatards, xox",0
Thanks Synn!,1
Mothers day isnt until the 31th here in sweden.But thnx for the pm`s,1
Nobody`s home tonight. Except me. Alone. Sigh. Oh how I wish  was here,0
New issue of  in the office...desperately want to flick through but have so much to do. It`ll have to wait,0
 WHAT! That`s a sin!,0
" Thanks, Brad!  Looking forward to chatting with you too.. btw, like your new pix!",1
 I don`t want to be a complete hypocrite - I attended an R-rated event while I was there - the timing was just ironic.,0
 I decided you should help me make my first solo album,1
school..  i wish it would just end already!,1
Ugh feeling sick to my stomach and I have five more hours of work to go,0
I hate this weather  i wanna bake,0
missed iron chef,0
 I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun...  some people get my humor & some don`t...,1
"had a kickass day full of Seaworld, retarded 15 year old guys, and X-Men Origins. Win day?",1
 You don`t reply to none of your fans ... I don`t know what trust,0
" cool, your too good to me you know",1
Im sad right now becuz of my lady,0
"I think my bicycle and I just freaked out a custodian, who wouldn`t have let me in the building if I didn`t let myself in with a key",0
on that note - i do not feel missed.,1
Looks like I got a defective MacBook,0
" haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!!  i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..",1
Happy Mother`s Day to every single mom out there. I love my mommy,1
Happy Mother`s Day Mom! I love You!,1
 i cannot deal w/ this tweet. lol.,0
feels ****! and feet are aching  need my beeeeeddddddd!!!,0
a headache once again ugh,0
" A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave",1
is bored. my BFF doesn`t want to hang out,0
 i`m so **** nervous!!!,0
 Sounds Fun!,1
 its taking forever to upload,0
 Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too)  feel it for us,1
i need a jb but i dread the fact that it will have to be retail this summer,0
 http://twitpic.com/4j6kc - man i love your shelves! way to go diy diva!,1
i`m just sooo in love....i think,1
     I LOVE YOU GUYS! get your **** to australia in december for my birthday,1
 aww lovely pic,1
Not feelin right. Hope the feeling passes. Stupid stomach.,0
 is it bad that I sort of want her to miss me?  I know I will be missing her.,0
I sure do hope it becomes 4:20 this afternoon ...,1
Another Lake Park kid is going to Tulane. I`m not unique anymore,0
feels like **** whenever she lays down. @)(1+-`$#! I hate heartburn & backaches!,0
I just woke up. My teeth really hurt from my rubber bands,0
 can we please?,1
I am living in a country where the government is ALWAYS a circus show ... sad but true...,0
 I think it goes against everything i thought the olympic spirit of Team GB is/was,0
hateeee history of rock!,0
Trying to find a foreign place in a foreign town  i have being lost,0
 : yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another&  also  wants2 know y ur mad at her,1
"We waste way too much paper @ the office... for nothing worthy, that almost disgust me",0
"i got a haircut, i felt like that guy on the 'Last Samuri' who was forced to have his ponytail cut off.",0
 thanks for teaching me how to play a part of that song,1
Roommate is sssnoring :/ And my throat is so dry,0
"Who out there loves the soup. I do, I do.",1
Freaking #2 horse crushed my dreams!  Tear.....,0
Test another update... sorry for bothering all of u guys,0
Just watched Camp Rock  Eating raspberry ripple icecream. Awesome,1
My dad is taking me to school & picking me up tomoz. Plus I have drama almost all day. Score bludge day,0
About to venture forth to Turkey Creek & fetch the boy after his post prom festivities. Hope he had fun,1
 Thanks!!!!  Happy Mother`s day to you too!!,1
Help. My computer has a virus. I had to place my Etsy shop into vacation mode until I can sort this out. I don`t know WHAT to do!,0
"Very bored. All day, no one 2 talk 2. Missing my BF (and his kisses). Hols almost over,  don`t wanna go back 2 skool.",0
today something amazing happened...I fell in love with coupons!,1
Is ANYBODY up? .... I`m sooo bored!,0
 oh **** that sucks,0
 l`m on 3 days too matt. No fun this weekend.,0
At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined,0
what a day!!! motorways and trains noooootttttttt fun,0
 sigh..... exams aint no wer neaaarr finished!! i have 3 next week...  bin stressd... and i aint guna b bak till end june!,0
 OHHH my bad! yes him  heh heh,0
 I missed you today...I know you must feel very tired. I will give you a massage tonight,0
Peace! Good morning,1
"Had a neat mothers day - nothing flash, just some chillin time with my girls",1
singing songs and filming movies  what i do best,1
Great cover  ? http://blip.fm/~5jq9o,1
" you hate her, I love her.  presentation got cancelled. I got up at 0600 and went in to work today for this pitch !",0
On the way to have Griffin`s staples removed from his head!  Should be fun,1
At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.,1
its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come....  IM BACK ON HEAHHH!  um. yeah. school :/,1
" from your fevered imagination, my son",0
 Great idea,1
 why would they take a photo with stuffed animals?! that`s pretty funny,1
"Spiderwoman! She`s an amazing mum, gr8 blogger, gr8 mentor & on top of that climbs walls!  http://digg.com/d1qEua -via ",1
Tired beyond reason. I would rather be just about anything else other then tired,0
 thx! Hoping it`s a good week.,1
"Season 2 of The Wire, done! Kinda weak compared to the first season but I expected that... Still good though  Season 3 here I come!",1
I am tres depressed,0
can`t believe he has to wait till October to see 'Up!' when Americans get to see it this weekend.,0
Tired with a headache  me no like sunshine,0
You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...,0
 I`d like to put your fruity article on my website if you`ll permit,1
i need new running shoes!! my feet are completely torn up,0
 I think i would die if they played Pushit. I missed them when they came last time. When Isis toured with them,0
 I do  But Im on a strict diet. . . ugh I feel like if i cheat for one day Ill throw everything up.,0
cry baby. janes joplin what is this? munsay music. but i dont know wich **** day i  am today,0
PayPal hates me.  It refuses to let me verify my account.,0
" Aww, congrats to the family. ;) Send me piccies in the email!",1
Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though,1
" I am 28 and I still haven`t been to a club. Lots of bars, though. I don`t think I`m missing much",0
I can`t believe I thought I had a morning shift today and told Alex that I could take him to the airport.  His flight is during my shift!,0
aww my son gave me a purple g shock for mother`s day,1
"And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen",0
http://twitpic.com/4wf3a - the definition of true beauty,1
 i know  but the weather`s clearing and suppose to be nice sat and sun,1
" If I could, I`d send California sunshine your way.",1
_jtv WHAT! I was only gone for 30 minutes and you`re already showing boobage without me?,0
Is going to be off line for the rest of the day. Made some progress on a game over the weekend.  you may not like me again.,0
 don`t worry be happy Ryan,1
 why go winchester when my sister doesnt go there any more!   bad times.. x,0
"Watched Yes Man, it was good  http://tinyurl.com/dbrc88",1
I`m bummed that the  contest is only for the 48 states   What about Hawaii??,0
ooo my goddddd; vodafone trouble. no network,0
Goood Afternooon,1
 What time you close today? Is it the last day today or tmr? I may shed a tear,0
 SEND ME THAT PHOTO MAN  ily favourite,1
i miss you tooooo  you arent too far! *A*,0
I`d like to thank my normally only randomly working internet for actually staying up from the moment I saw the tweet until now.,1
 Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it,1
 haha best thing about office birthdays hey,1
"just watched devil wears prada, and i want to live in new york city more than ever. why must i be so poor",0
" If you think Florida`s heat will be too much, I will reluctantly take your place",0
 still not 100%    im sick of being sick!,0
 i guess ill never have it  but the sad thing is that u didn`t put an Alternate e-mail!! cause if u dont remember ur secret,0
 Good luck with the footage - none of the stations are breaking in live with it,1
wats up in your world x) i just won a basketball game  best shooter on the team  idk if shooter existes lol but you understand haha,1
good morning/midday nation!  FORMULA ONE IN ONE HOUR!,1
Hiiiiii! I texted u the other day and u didn`t respond  what`s up with that?!,0
"spirit week! Tuesday have to be in make up by eight so I can die later. School wednesday and thursday then, finally sleep in on Friday!!",0
I`m bored at work,0
" it really made my night. infact, it made my weekend! well done.",1
 DO NOT DO IT  I`ve seen enough  movies to 'know' that something terrible will happen... LOL,0
Mondays aren`t so bad when they are this sunny  #fb,1
New word of the day: 'Whoore lure' yes... A new word for cologne. Thanks Mike Harding,1
"just got back from hangin with the bestie at the pool, soo nice",1
Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommys.,1
 gray! .... i so feel neglected,0
 when I tried to go to her`s I got this message 'That page doesn`t exist! ',0
I forgot I have lumpia and pancit in my fridge from last night! Yay,1
" Probably not, kinda expensive and we have to work. Most people have off weekends, we work.",0
"Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.",1
 they used to have a Book Expo in Canada (Toronto) but the cancelled it this year  #BEAtwittyparty #BEAtwittyparty,0
GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache  But on the *       *        bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\/\/\/\/\,0
 I KNOW!!!! Its all stormy outside.. and my hair looks cute today..  hahah,1
Omg!!! Is this the sun glimpsing through the clouds?! Woohoo!,1
Back from a wonderful vacation. Had perfect weather and now back to the rainy `burgh and reality.,1
Going off BC is making me break out.,0
Showered in ice-cold water. Sweating now. Means one thing: I`m sick,0
" I talked to Kat, that is crappy",0
My siblings left me alone.   Bored. (:|,0
"_aureole Oh my gosh, so cute!!!",1
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mommies,1
Sitting by myself. Everyone took the good seats.,1
 OMG so exctied,1
 haha. thanks for listening to me rant on and on about nothing!  have a good NIGHT?,1
 what`s going on sweetheart?,1
 #steel toe boots - Good to hear that you`re comfy. Hopefully they are Kodiak or Terra brand,1
  missing jmichelle... told you treat me like a step child! smh,0
Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommies!,1
 aww way to make me feel special,1
loves the nice weather and 7:30 exams,1
. I want all the soldiers to come home so we don`t have to hear about anymore being killed.,1
 I have that problem with adult shirts too. It`s so annoying since a lot of adult player shirts don`t come in kid sizes,0
_Gamefan Thanks  I love 'Misery Business'; Paramore is such a great band!,1
is gonna go yoga-ing with a jumbo cup of coffee!!!!! Thinking about it is making her very happy!!,1
 Dear god i hope they save it.  http://www.the-impossible-project.com/,1
 LMAO!I was JUST thinking how I **** hate @ least 3 people that I`m following...but I haven`t unfollowed em` yet. I`m a loon.,0
"Shower is taken. It is in the room right by the bed. Yeasterday we had the shower on the balcony, with sea wiew, that was a bit nicer",1
 my poor baby I think it`s allergies! Can I do amything about it bc he`s been that way sence monday,0
 i wish i  would in california.....i m so sad,0
"_3 U know - kids do what we DO - not what we SAY ... well, don`t we all, really  ....",1
I THINK EVERYONE HATES ME ON HERE   lol,0
getting ready for the dayyyyyyyyyyyy. i hope work goes good!,1
just came back from a nice bike ride with her family and is now refreshed thanks to a shower,1
 i know im inlove with   actually..,1
Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!,1
  you disappointed me,0
 If it doesn`t work out drop me a line. I would love to talk with you more about this,1
" Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens!  Today will be a good day, no worries.",1
 I wish the photos on your site were bigger,0
 i do show some discretion occasionally,0
Trying to reorganize plans for tonight uggg  Hopefully it will still be lots `o fun!,1
_eyedea I love last.fm but find it a lot easier (and more content) on spotify  add me on http://last.fm/user/an0key if you like,1
" Awww, that`s nice.  You both make a really beautiful couple, you balance each other.",1
"made it into leadership, buttt i`m still not happy! how can i enjoy it without my best friend?",0
soo sick. i hate my life,0
eating breakfast  getting ready to go to school ;(,0
" So far (with the exception of the rain), my morning is Great.  But I won`t let it dampen my day",1
Misses her work peeps,0
Just took a shower.We`re gonna go to Church.Time to thank Him for my mother.,1
_Honi Might be cute to do a little picture book called 'The little book of boring',1
Cinema tonight  it is half the price on Monday ;),1
 she is that`s why she never speaks to me in college i think  .....i might just stick to unzela...if hashim dosnt shoot me,0
Happy Sunday. We have sunshine in Frankfurt. Hope all mothers enjoy this day,1
 I must admit when i first saw that name posted i thought it was an exploit attempt,0
 sorry i couldn`t fit hal`s name,0
OMG JLO AND MARC ANTHONY WERE AT MY OLD SCHOOL GRADUATION  BRB UPSET,0
Starting to get annoyed with socialscope. Need an update,0
 i want one so bad  get one for me ?? (:,1
Britain`s got Torture - Edelcries...,0
 Oh no! Dead muffins ... how sad,0
Field day is sad. No ribbons for me.,0
 'VISION OF LOVE' Play now 'i had the vision of luv n it was aaaaaoOUoOuoOUU that u..turn out..toOoo' Mariah this ur part,1
I plead temporary insanity for agreeing to a metric century cycling event tomorrow.,0
Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.,0
 p.s. i heart your face,1
"i really want to marry leighton meester. ****, can`t take my eyes of her.",0
Took a short nap now Im ready for work. My sun burn hurts,0
finished watching the movie `mirrors`. I liked it but it really didnt do anything for me  5 out of ten i give it   // cool http://g ...,1
It is so annoying when she starts typing on her computer in the middle of the night!,0
Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha,1
"My mom has annoyed the living **** outta me, so now we`re on AOL Radio, looking for Brooks & Dunn.",0
...  that was meeeaaannn. people make mistakes ok?! lol,0
Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work,1
 Thats good!  Keep it up guys! Would love to come down and visit sonetime,1
 hey Gerardo! (late response) that day i was talking bout forgiving my brother 4 givin me wrong directions! i got way to upset,0
": no, I fell and effed my arm up today and now I have to do back drive.",0
Love my mommy happy mothers day,1
"I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead",1
 I saw an all red Audi on the highway. I sped uo to it hoping it was you. My loss,0
 oops I meant 19th  snowdaysss..,0
 - for all dad is doing like this to his son/daughter love,1
 http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - When you`ll come in Bulgaria??? You have a great fans here!,1
and Happy Mothers Day to All you Moms out there i hope you had a good day,1
I wish the sun would come out...I guess it doesn`t matter since I`m at work and can`t enjoy it anyways,0
 I tried to DM you but your not following me,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers!!,1
Good night you twitter people,1
Was talking to Vincent  Miss him so baadly.,0
"Wow, kinda bothered that Jon is doing deposits now.  Apparently he keeps getting **** out of times, but deposits are SO hard for me",0
morning!  well excited dancing down the park todayyy! should be good!  wooo c`mon venue!  ****,1
"Whoops! Start Trek,...not Start! Duh.",0
 I hope you feel better soon,1
 Good to hear..!,1
Worried for my cousin and her son,0
 aw poor u   DON`T let her get 2 u just ignore her n keep ur head held high she iz just immature lil girl lol,0
Gooood morning!,1
@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****,1
"Just started on here and i already see  and  are by far the biggest talkers, er, i mean tweeters!",1
 Goodnight!!!!!!,1
Happy Mothers Day to all the mommy`s out there!,1
 ... an explosion of them? in the late eighties we had very odd weather and instead of them migrating the wind blew them back,0
Sitting on the decking reading psychology notes with my ipod and my dog. It`s far too warm,0
Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m.  Still 2 hours,1
is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair,0
Went to the hawksmoor last night and probably had the best  steak I`ve ever had,1
" thanks  let me know which print from my gallery you would like, and we can work the details out",1
Today felt so much more crazy than it was!!  I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool,1
 don`t get impatient! for what? you have already sinned: strawberries with milk and sugar,0
 womp womp woooomp!,1
"Poor DS is in bed with 100.8 fever - he won`t be able to walk in Relay for Life tonight - feel so bad for him, he`s so sad",0
 U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it,1
 if its too hard go to ur guy peicing person and he shoud change it cause mine be hard to change to,0
 good luck with your auction,1
 thank you. We had a blast,1
Little brothers being funny  Congrats on the engagement http://tinyurl.com/cv5nw8,1
Cause these stupid people dont have my phone and my tummy herts,0
 Yay to being smokefree! Well done.,1
Oh no! My kindergarten teacher died  Mrs. Collinson always remembered every student she ever had. Loved that lady.,1
wants  to come back online so that he can talk about all the gossip and horrible things which transpired today.,0
 oo noo thats not good,0
 It`s a tough life you lead!,0
 i totally owe you a week of on-call duties.  i appreciate not having those while jill is in town,1
" why? i enjoy fancy meals on my own smtimes, thr`s joy in solitude, u can REALLY enjoy the food & it`s lk a date with the world",1
"This really hurts. And this really sucks. I don`t know what I can do to fix all this, seriously.",0
 You burned yourself too??? So did ! ohh no...  xoxo,0
 quite all right. **** sounds better than clock coming from a female anyway,1
Want to get a Blackberry but can`t afford it  . Just watching the telly and relaxing. Hard sesion tomorrow.,0
Wishes she had a pool,1
it`s Blockbuster week in New Zealand - 'Wolverine' tomorrow followed by 'Star Trek' on Thursday!,1
"_rey Nah you do it really gradually with PTFE tape. so goes up 0.1 mm at a time. Ive been doing it for years, I love it!  x",1
Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week.  I feel much better now and calmer too!,1
" Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.",1
I think I might fall in love with jihoon in boys over flower.,1
 Yay! I am not the only Eurovision fan on twitter  #eurovision2009,1
Lunch isn`t until 1:00 but I`m already so hungry.,0
I really wish someone would make a groupchat theme for Adium suited for IRC. yMous has way too low contrast.,1
Cleaned out me Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer,0
 ha! I know..I`m very ashamed.,0
"FCKeditor is giving me problems! Posts just fine, but only edits in plain text! Help!",0
That`s it! My local coffeeshop has sold me **** stuff for the last time... I`m quitting!,0
" i`m sorry! lol i have never had, like, actual time to spend there unfortunately. everything`s always been INSANE when i go",0
"really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside",1
soooo fed up with this,0
LUCY IS HATING ON MY GWEG!,0
Happy Star Wars day!!  unbelievable,1
LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME...,1
My attempts at writing tonight seem to be failing.,0
 Hey! That`s my school! I hate that place.,0
feels sad coz i wasnt able to play with the guys!!!  http://plurk.com/p/wxiux,0
Have a happy Friday and weekend everyone .. TGIF for me is nothing,1
Awwwwwwww man my baby dried up.,0
 you`re right about the duckies  thanks for being such a big help with wrapping & writing up!,1
_M Thanks for remembering,1
got a super cold!,1
"Nightlife Commando is like, chanting. The music is cool.  & Now I`m listening to INXS. The music in this song is amazing. The bass is win",1
 ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said  haha plz and thank u,1
 i guess it`s easier said than done for some people.....myself being one of them unfortunately,0
  it wont let me vote even tho im signed in,0
i am up - dont want to be though  wish i had slept in more heather woke me up. i`ve got to work later but first i will read some twilight!,0
 great pics! You should try to start selling your race photos to runners,1
 yeah! but too late  lol,0
_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me,1
 seriously...it only gets sadder,0
 Me and Wendy are going after all.  Wish you were!!!,0
*old me`s dead and gone*,0
 yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!,1
Nt able to follow anyone  friendorfollow.com here i come!!! #itsucks,0
Slept at my parents the bed was hard as a rock now my back feels like a rock,0
"Loves the 2nd half of even days, orch and jazz band with daddy",1
says again.. happy mothers day to all your moms  http://plurk.com/p/svdsh,1
 http://twitpic.com/4jcf1 - Looks great!  Love the way they did the bottom.,1
"I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.",1
" I wish I was there.I`ve just moved from San Diego to WA and I`m very depressed, I miss sunny San Diegoooooooo!!",0
Morning twitts heading home  had a great sleep over w. my bf Tennille!,1
"Psalm 82:6 I have said, You are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. Happy Mothers Day Momma",1
Working.  I can`t wait till 4:30. Funeral on monday.,0
I absolutely love mike watts from sexy heroes,1
 still sad about Samantha Who?,0
 you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!,0
 No worries,1
Bye bye edinburgh  i don`t want to leave,0
Great album..lucky to have this on vinyl.  ? http://blip.fm/~5jhtv,1
 i want you to go walking with me!! but i still miss my satan,0
 YES. i am thinking of staying in the office until it`s slightly less RIDICULOUSLY HOT,0
it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest',0
 Congratulations  xo,1
is so sick of myself + my life  i`m never going to be as good i want + need to be. xoxoxo </3,0
I want an iPhone <33333,1
 I know! I`m totally excited,1
Nooo i wanna watch the comet  dont wanna go workk!!!,0
 o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy,1
I`m so down again.  I wish I could share my problems with someone...,0
good night..have to get up so early tomorrow,1
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",0
i feel extremely depressed right now.,0
" Thanks, it`s just too good for TV, simple as that.  #dollhouse",1
"Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price",1
Ugh! I can`t access through my mobile web!,0
someone WOULD give a speech about loved ones in the hospital. Stupid COMM class,0
 rofl that`s what we like to hear,1
Round and Round the Garden: The amazing thing is that he`s still talking to me!  http://tinyurl.com/dx8as4,1
Can you believe it:Tomorrow Night will be Jay Leno`s last episode of the Tonight Show  I encourage everyone to watch it and welcome Conan.,1
 I saw them a few on this tour a few months ago in Boston. So good! Glad you finally got to see them,1
oh no! I just crashed my ball pump,0
"working away just now, hopefully it stays nice for the afternoon and evening! possible BBQ weather!",1
"Awh, its the last day of the tour  I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!",1
Happy Star Wars Day  Im going to make some pasta get showered and dressed and then watch some films. I like days off. I have 3 days off,1
 at least posada had a good ab,1
 meeee too. i am listening to sad music and missing you.  ps - http://www.daytrotter.com/,0
 hehe i found ya,1
"I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want",1
 120mm films usually handled at Fuji  Oh I met a girl at San Diego. Kwento soon. I miss youuu!,0
"The internet is just being a big fail for me today-- not only is Twitter its usual semi-flaky self, but Facebook and VRBO.com, too  Boo!",0
"i wanna move to england! 'ello, i must go to the loo. i will head to my caddy,yes.' gahaha and the awesome accent.",1
 man that sucks.,0
" woah that`s cool  just landed in London about 2 and1/2 hours ago.I LOVE the scenery, beautiful ,",1
"Jeff can`t get his visa in time to come visit me!    I`m so sad.  In other news, I`m going to Lapa tonight to samba the night away.",0
chillin after a LOOOONNNGGG day of basketball  hella tired sleepy time zzzz,0
" Don`t worry, the bizarre will find you",1
I missed the math trade,0
 tell everybody i said happy mothers day!  love ya! #1 fan love you miley you rock,1
Yorks V Lancs on the telly. Not going too well for Yorkshire.,0
"thankyou short stack for bringing out a second sydney show,, now im going to both  im so thankful for you guys being so good 2 ur fans .",1
Dogs eyes seem bad. Just forked out on new washing machine so why not a vets bill to top it off eh?!?!,0
"Ohhhh man  My mom got a bag of these caramel candy things, they`re soooo good. I`m going to get so fat off of them ;__;",1
Can`t I mix and match  Dumb drive in!,0
 hong kong is great for crazy 'English names'. A friend works with a 'miss chewbacca leung',1
_peter let`s smoke and watched dazed and confused. that`s a perfect pizza movie too,1
"Good night all... Just set this twitter thing up. I`m very new at this, but I expect it to come in handy.",1
It`s good to be home,1
 Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.,0
i am very very tired,0
I wish i could sleep past four a.m. on my nights off  good morning!,1
 that sucks.,0
back to work.. with no distractions..,1
Ugh! I just realized that I have to completely redo my tweetdeck groups! Pains of computer being wiped clean!,0
"My bed had tha nerve 2 call my blackberry askin me where the hell I was.......looks like I gotta go ya`ll  I`ll c u in 3.5hours, after nap",0
 the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill.  John was not there! Thought of U!,1
 i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me,0
Happy Star Wars Day. MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU,1
hello..aint been tweetin all day cuz i had 2 switch things over 2 da new place. (exhausted and sick),0
They are out of ice cream at the Crazy Mocha in SS. This means no Espresso Milkshake..,0
"So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz  x",1
 that`s awesome. Can`t believe they have the poster up Already! I haven`t seen one over here yet,1
" You were absolutely amazing in the Wolverine  you`re sooo beautiful !! you`re also such an amazing person, i look up to u",1
"Getting my hair cut tomorrow or later today I should say...   excited. My swag is already on, jus turning it up!!",1
This is fun !  haha re guy from all American rejects looks like he`s on crack!!,1
left my phone at home and wont get it back till 4am. dont call me!!,0
 Thanks!,1
I hate that place!,0
  My Power was cut off  thats where i went,0
Someone just admitted to having a crush on me.. That`s cool,1
Wants somebody to cheer her up,1
 we can`t wait to see you too! pls come back to iowa it isn`t the same at the theatre,1
My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson,0
We`re going to panahra for dinner.  miss you guys.,0
"I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not?  I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333",1
Moveout should be fun. Thank you VT students for working to make VT the best that it can possibly be,1
 I did wake up but i appear to have missed you by not much!,0
 You are welcome.,1
The power is out! I can`t seeeeeeee!!  I love storms!,1
"Ouch, my back. Man I`m sick",0
"****, I cut my finger!",0
 You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it,1
 all the photos  niceeeee,1
Officially drugged up and taking a nap. Allergies ain`t no joke. Never had them this bad since two days ago.,0
" Makes sense, I`d totally show off a girlfriend by asking her to wear her high school prom dress",1
Anyone want to stop by Carl`s Jr and bring me a chicken club?  Can barely walk...,0
It`s official nobody is getting a raise this year,0
 ME TOO! hehe i hate colds. totaly annoying...,0
My tongue still hurts.  I need to sleep!!!,0
 That just doesn`t sound appetizing.,0
Nobody does it better than www.traveljunky.com Not even half as good   ? http://blip.fm/~5jv7j,0
I love being in charge,1
 I sound really Brummie lol but most of all I just hate looking at myself!,0
I can`t find   hope he didn`t get eaten by anything last night...he jumped off the deck   he just wont stay in safe *sigh*,0
Shout out to my moms for wakin me up so prematurely! Preciate it,1
 You don`t want to leave because secretly you know Australia is twenty times better than America!,1
"Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all",1
" Dinner done, shower done, now time to chill with block of chocolate",1
"@ RyanSeacrest : hi there might be a problem as it says no stream online, wat`s not right?",0
on youtube watching taylor on the today show wish i was there !,1
i think my ipod is sick  it doesn`t want to connect to any wi-fi . . .,0
Awww the boys have no beards?    I LIKED THEIR MANLY MAN-NESS [via ] #asylm,1
 Philly hasn`t played it yet!!!  You have to do something about that!! Please,1
 my computers broken and I broke my laptop so I had to use the phone  ahh still on he cause they **** up my order.,0
"so bored, i have a headache.",0
I just had to look up endometriosis. Oy!,0
"Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also",0
Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!,0
It`s fun,1
 I am so sorry.,0
" Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.",1
I do hope many of my new followers are from around Sydney Australia  Welcome to my tweets anyway.,1
saddest celeb story of the week  http://bit.ly/h09Ph,0
" helllllloooooooooooo tom, gig tonight? sorry im not sure when your shows are over there! miss you in the UK  HI HI HI HI HI ****",0
"Working on this **** Financial project, Definitely not having any fun this weekend  , I want to spend it wit my BAAABY waaaah",0
i have poop on my shirt and a insanely cracked screen on my iphone. daaaang.,0
Im not friends with anyone anymore,0
  i`m sorry to hear that,0
making margaritas and about to watch Milk. Good times,1
"No burgers to be found. New (old) camera to play with though, so that`s excellent.",1
 at least she doesnt try to violently hump you like my (female) dog does,1
"_za its not fruit, its those sugar covered sweets. My tummy is not happy",0
'I`m giving up on you. I don`t care how you mess up your life now.'... :`(,0
 have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can.  when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.,1
is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside,0
A delay until midnight  bloody thomson!!!!,0
Time for me to go to sleep! It`s almost 1am. Night everyone! Happy mothers day to all the moms out there,1
 Smile. Everything worked out.,1
 hahahaha omg you win the internetz today!  'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha,1
It was going to happen one day but I so feel for the girl AND her mum,0
happy mothers day!!,1
"Namaste! Hooray for Monday! Undaunted by a 3am wakeup, I consider it is 9am in London and feel justified. Bright side to everything!",1
They burnt my zuccini,0
Had a nice chat with an old frnd... its been a while since v talked  was fun...,1
"Watching GH. I feel so bad for Carly.  OMG, so **** up.",0
 ohh right; but it turned her curve into a right angle.... I just like her better curvey   thanks for letting me know though!,1
Sad that everyone is leaving me.,0
too bad i`m @ work  ...,0
says good evening  http://plurk.com/p/rqh8l,1
shud realy go 2 bed  proper tired bt cnt b boverd...x,0
 You must like my song.,1
 i wish we had sun lollies for me to get addicted  what flavour?,1
This chair is not comfortable at all,0
 I`m jealous. I have so let it slip what with the baby and all. Not sure I could even do a half right now,0
 haha  cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha,1
: Sad But True  :: I SHouldnt Right?,0
 Dang me too! It`s only a 4 hour drive! Too bad it`s my daughters 1st bday party  it`s hosted by Donnie,0
Webcams Hoepfner Burgfest in #Karlsruhe: Automatic reload #fail http://bit.ly/Vdtvf,0
" Good lord, man.   I recommend the Dark & Stormy at Casablanca.",1
 Your second episode of Sonny WAC was on in New Zealand tonight. You were (and still are) AMAZING! ily  ****,1
#itsucks when everyone but the one i want to text me is texting me!,0
"feelin` somewhat down; ugh, i don`t want to have an exam! oh well... 5 days baby!",0
So wish the Carlton game was on live  stupid channel 7 lol.,0
Im not happy,0
Happy Mother`s Day.. To All The MommiiEs Owt Theaa... & ii Think ii Got Thaa Hang Of ThiiS ThiiNg.. Yay!!!,1
"Huge test at the parents` house. The food is so good, but stuck to one helping, no seconds. Feels good.",1
"i`m awake, too early for my liking on a sunday...but i`m looking at my pictures  last night was bloody awesome, there are no words...",1
 hahahaha wtf dianne????? who twitters that lol...i guess it depends who the person is.....,0
Morning tweeple! I`m a bit sneezy today,0
"just woke up, and my tummy hurts  there`s always something wrong with me :S",0
HEY GUYS IT`S WORKING NO NEED TO WORRY. i have tooo many followers tho ...,1
() Oh snap!  Just broke my windshield while replacing my wiper blades.,0
Hi .. I have the net YAYY.. Im here for a short time though,1
 I dont know  I didnt even realize it was gone  let me put it up again...darn twitter!,0
" Wow, I`ve officially lost all faith in Britain, looks like our wishes weren`t met, sadly",0
happy that Google Wave is trending.  Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.,1
" nice to meet you. Mike, video producer CF Miami.",1
" I Love This Song lol, You`re amazing Steph , xoxo",1
Was woken up by my screamin lil nefuew,0
 haha that`s way cool! Good morning,1
" I agree, keep it in Star Trek but make it commercially viable! C`mon!",1
 thanks   got a hold of someone there who knew their stuff..at last!,1
" Thanks, I love it",1
 We said anyone could 'write one'...those special 10 selected are - of course - chosen because they are OUTSTANDING!,1
would like to have a gaming system,1
 ok thanks  do you like my new pic? http://twitpic.com/4jewc,1
" can`t wait for it. i love your scripts. honestly, you should have a future career as a script writer  - Stock Twits",1
" Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k  That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...",1
So many tests todayyy  I don`t feel confident about anyy.,0
 unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good,1
 love that birdy nest! though i already got us another kind,1
wants to wish all the moms a Happy Mother`s Day.  Hope you`re all treated like Queens!,1
" hmm sorry, I went mia there",0
"New job today, wish me luck peeps",1
 Which denomination? I`m at the library and everything`s blocked.,0
Gahh ! This weather sucksss !,0
"Typical overcast bank holiday Monday, glad we went to the beach on Saturday",1
" it is, and its shiny and if i could marry it i would.   ps. im good, you?",1
 tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.,1
I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues!    this is not a good season  http://tinyurl.com/nccqya,0
" i didn`t hit the right button or what. i wrote on the sheat tho, that i thought it was the cafe currency button. im sorry",0
Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early,1
 oh no your sick! I`m feeling kinda sick too  and I`m hating this overcast weather!,0
is doing boring accounts stuff,0
listening to ryan adams and being sick,0
missing  lol. plaid bud. haha. **** i can`t do the BG right.,0
" **Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie  Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?",1
" Oops..too late.  Already popped in Bridges, since I missed most of it on tv.   (I <3 Blair & Jo too!)",0
Stupid hand. Have A2 and flop nut low and top pair. But guy had also out low and out flush. Quartered.  at 5900.,0
" Tom, I saw again a guy who looks like you in my campus today. He`s SOOO adorable... :') But you`re still cuter than him. Haha..",1
" Yvonne, thanks 4 the #FFrecommend! Lovely profile photo, you have! And I agree w/u on the 'what is sleep?'  LOL! It`s 5:46 am!",1
 i always have a good day! i make it good all the time but you make it better w/ ur morning greetings!! thank you!!,1
 i`m on my mobile so it won`t let me  but i can`t stop thinking about you ;)x,0
"ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest",0
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON!!!!! I`m so excited about this **** movie,1
lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know,1
_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya,1
I want korean bbq so baddd but no one can come with me,0
either my inerne is **** or my mind is but i`m pretty sure that it`s the internet,0
 goood,1
 lol awesome i have randoms following me,1
" Happy Mothersday btw! Look at the bright side, you can chill all day today",1
 Yeah I`ve noticed  I miss Spender. But you were closer to him. How are you holding up?,0
 Yeah I`m kinda glad I did stay home,1
This is scary  they hooked me up to 9 wires n it printed sum graph ohhhhhh,0
Ugh - car got stolen sometime between yesterday evening and this morning when husband was due to go to work  Like we can afford this???,0
 and it never arrived. have to wait until Monday now,0
Note to self: never ever leave the MacBook Pro on the stupid iCurve. It fell off.,0
 cause my eyelids are not deep set.  thanks it would help me a lot.,1
"OK. Happy Star Wars Day, everyone. As they say, May the 4th be with you",1
"  I wasn`t tryin to call you out, I just remember my dad ALWAYS had my **** late. He never got in trouble, I did.",0
Love ice cream... Love cake... Cookies and cream ice cream cake tops them both,1
Home lost the baseball game by 1 friggin` point!  Now I`m gonna scrap.,0
"never did sleep last night  feeling horrible today, time to call work I thinks...",0
  I love you too! I`m kinds reading. But you can call if you`d like,1
" No nothing wrong with thinking he`s hot, but he belongs to me",1
 You too - hope your day was good!,1
" Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets  Philippines tour, please?",1
So tired and I don`t know why,0
 i`ll miss y`all back... give  my regards...,0
back at work  its too warm to be in here today!!!,0
Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!,1
"_Henrie hey david, you`re hot",1
 man i missed it!! Ive been waitn all day 4 u 2 giv the tix away & then whn im rappn up @ wrk u gav my tix away! Im sad!,0
_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?,0
Happy Mother`s Dayyyy. Love you mummyyyyyyyy,1
#twitterfails **** hard right now...this is annoying,0
The puppy is sick  and some one put they hands on my momma >:-|,0
watching this african music show on the tele  me loves ittttt,1
Hate I am going to miss the tweet up this weekend,0
 you know you lvoe me!,1
 I`m here!... Jdubb is @ his funky job...I guess.. We`re neglected,0
"Hanging out with sam, billy, and veronica. not going to school tomorrow to take sam to body shops. Dang car accidents",0
 I wish our  didn`t close,0
Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm,1
 - I think  did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08  She`s awesome!,1
" afternoon! u`ve got a new pic, nice specs",1
 Rofl u did?  Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P,1
wishes he can just call her.  blah. it used to be so easy to move on. wtf happened?,0
Night Night Everyone.    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all mothers,1
such a terrible day  only six now...,0
"ready for a very busy, FUN day tomorrow! gotta keep myself busy when my lover is gone",1
What a beautiful day! Hangin with the guys Graham and Josiah  lol waiting for the others. If you wanna stop by come on over ;) with food,1
College work sucks so much!,0
okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night,0
"coach says have come along way, faster that alot of people  oh yeah whos the man. ohh very sore",0
i just got my nails done n i already messed them up  Alejandra <3,0
Last night went really well. Got some cracking shots,1
On my way to nottingham..I so don`t want to be going,0
 JUST like to clarify that I am a unable to acc. review vibrators as have not testrun any. *not an invitaiton for freebies,0
 Catt i TOTALLY love your default picture! You seem like such a fun mom!,1
This is not a happy tweet,0
 Hope you  feel better soon little Magic Girl,1
" Yeah, I thought that was very little warning for you guys.   I don`t miss 12-9 shifts 6 days/wk with no break, that`s for sure",0
 haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!,1
_rashid aww how cute  I like that song a lot,1
"When life, as you know it, doesn`t exist anymore.",0
off to work... off at 10:30....lammmeeee,0
http://twitpic.com/4wi9p - playing with ethan. i love you baby,1
I wish I was going to see      today!! I`m sad I dont,0
going to bed. i love the jonas brothers!! the last time me and megan were together was the weekend of the premiere of JONAS!! -lauryn <33,1
 see u bye see u!  i love the hot30,1
  it might be the swine flu! haha `cause i`ve got the flu,0
 I`ve been sat sunbathing in the bombed out church all day and left and missed you,0
 i dont like #kde since ver. 4.0 its like vista  #fail,0
" awesome, I`m glad you like it.  FYI - Platinum Notes 3.0 should be out as a free upgrade this summer",1
May the Forth be with you... ha yes... Today is my birthday  Star Wars day... Aren`t i lucky you star wars Fans?,1
Headed to verizon. Praying that pinkberry is going to make it.,1
Good Morning! 'RETURN TO WILLEN ISLAND - Spring has most definitely sprung' ... http://bit.ly/EyRtT ... enjoy,1
My last full day of even day classes. I`m a little sad,0
"Wow, its hot and miserable. People are probably killing themselves right about now...",0
I always want to be perfect. That�s so hard cause I even know that it�s impossible. ...,0
"can`t find my trusty hair tie  My hair will spill all over the place when I run!Mom`s bands doesn`t work for me,normal ones hurt.(((",0
Am listening to Darren Hayes`s Spin. Am talkin to my wacky friend who`s going insane. I ain`t at all tired and I`m messed up bout things.,0
Happy mothers day to all the mums!,1
So booooored  I learned this though! ????????,0
"listening to MCR, watching DVD`s, chocolate hehe  awesome",1
Reminising on such a wonderful day yesterday with my family and my love.  Nothing like shooting some basketball with the men in my life,1
_anstee i hope! its in expo! that would be amazing. im trying so hard to make perfection so it is.,1
 I`m watching it at the moment  -sighs- and straightening my hair which takes hours as my hair is so curly!!,0
"_crazyangel Gah   But Gregg should have got the hot and talented vote, dammit!",0
 haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song  have a nice day ****,1
ok...so i`m Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like ****,0
 happy birthday man! my ride to the wedding  i`ll see you guys soon though. you play here JULY 27th!,1
contemplating getting my hair cut and having severe anxiety about it....,0
 That`s how it was for me in March...it came sooo slow..then it was over in a heartbeat,0
" OMJ I loved it....it was a good laugh and Frankie did a great job, and you guys did too ~Agnes",1
" ITS A BANK HOLIDAY STUPID!! wait, they don`t have bank holidays in America... Okay keep on celebreting",1
Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to  so might do that this am,1
i saw my credit-card statement. maybe i should receive the unholy Aiden fan package!! yaaaaay.,1
"  awwwwwww, our kitties are the BEST!",1
"Oh yea, and I feel really feckin tired today !",0
im going to miss khyy so much,0
 Perfect! Thank you.  <3<3,1
Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park,0
Gonna run to the gym to get my workout in before my really f`kin big pile of mulch arrives at around 8 or 9am! I`m excited about my mulch,1
"_laura_LP ok thanks for the help! I hope they respond to me sooner or later, then! thanks!",1
 people are pathetic  how do u know some one is trying?,0
"Oh noesss seniors last day  However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!",1
"Much to my surprise, I was using my credit card before the crack dawn to do some serious online gambling. One problem: it wasn`t me.",0
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job.  Can`t wait to have a dragon pet,1
" noboby`s behind. I think I lead with $14,8 so far",1
" They actually use standard speaker wire between them too, with standard terminals, so no soldering involved or anything.",1
 also happy mother`s day,1
 Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.,1
 Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis,1
 What kind of help do you need with Machine embroidery?  I may bea able to help,1
Good morning everyone i hope you all have a great day  even though  it is Monday keep on smiling,1
gah. how am i supposed to study when all i do is sneeze and get even more tired.,0
 good morning rob!,1
" http://twitpic.com/4j585 - HAHA nice, now I need an iPhone",1
 WOOOOOOOOOO   are you coming to Nottingham at any point?  lovelovelove<3,1
trying to find some friends and not having any luck,0
...love and wanted to share with my followers. feeling inspirational. ive had a long day.,1
"i like how, no matter how much fun i`m having, i need a hug, a bowl of ramen, and a comfy blanket as soon as i get home.",1
 oh ****!!,0
Oh god! The cheesy disco music has started and everyone is getting up on the tables  i need more wine...,0
"The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go.   Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.",0
It just had to rain on me almost a perfect day now my clothes are wet,0
" great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you",1
I`m feeling so weak and tired from seating down in front of the pc. I really need to study for my HA long quiz.,0
 cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now  we meeting on the Sunday?,1
gooodmorning people of earth!,1
 Dude you are awesome,1
eating my roommate`s cereal. sorry bro,0
 my tvs not working  i wanna watch vhits :`(,0
proud of the ceviche and bellinis turning out so well and LOVING the smell of fresh flowers in the house,1
"Wearing exactly the same clothes as I used to wear in Canada, beanie (or touque) and all.  Ahh brings back memories... I miss the snow",0
is getting her hair did shortly! and hoping everything is going well for her friend currently getting surgery!,1
STAR TREK WAS PURE AWESOME! LOVE IT!!! <3333  It was so great seeing you!,1
 Happy Mothers Day!,1
 i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina  really really love you mitchel!,1
 i don`t have any excuse other than night shifts! we got our orphan lambs from a local farmer so we cheated,0
"Im starting to rethink my 'I cant stand cold places' stance..this heat, humidity is unbearable & i cant stand the ac no more  #meltingaway",0
"At school, it`s so boring",0
would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5.  Someday...,0
WORKK! yay,1
" aww  i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.",1
Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers every where,1
Work is an evil ****. That doesn`t let me check my text messages,0
 Caan`t Iht Be Earlier? ICant Wait That Long.  Ahar. (:,0
 pleaseeeee .. it was the only thing I wanted for my birthdayyyy!  please say happy birthday to me!,1
can i have some followers :` ( ... i`m so sad...    NOW THAT I`M LOSING HOPE -pressure,0
He put a **** mohawk in my son head.....he just killed my vibe as always,0
": Yeah, I fell asleep  I`m sorry. No way in the world I was waking up @ 7am lol. I had to work @ 9am.",0
I dont feel good AT ALL. fuckkk,0
 I shall annoyingly tweet at you tomorrow.,0
 Thanks  Give it 5 stars!!11,1
VERY upset....  Mom is in the hospital,0
167 SQL queries to display one single deal page on OzBargain. Looks like I`ll have fun optimising it!  Bad bad Drupal...,1
 hey  yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!,1
just had an awesome Girl Scout Day at Dodger stadium with two awesome olympic athletes Joanna Hayes and Heather Bown!  And we won!,1
trying to fix some weird query,0
 i want to comment but don`t understand what you`re saying,0
 http://www.CultureShockMag.com  shoutz 2  the mix on the site is gonna b nervvoouuss,0
Layin n bed with a headache  ughhhh...waitin on your call...,0
Aw. Toy Story 3 is coming out NEXT year.,1
finds the hardest thing about being a Christian is to put God as first in his life.  I need help..,0
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there,1
juz donated books/mags 4 charity. Not only do I feel good but it gave me a good workout from all that heavy lifting,1
" Too much? No, not unless one of the pillows ends up suffocating the one sleeping next to you.",0
"Good morning, everyone!",1
" Ur so cute..I`m a fan of Dream A Little Dream, This Kiss and appearances like in Dawson`s Creek  Make more flicks!",1
The best I could do for proof of the crack  LOL  http://twitpic.com/66ust,1
 just one of those days where loneliness creeps up on you slaps you in the face.,0
The Skimchamp Taxi Service!  best in the land!,1
is excited about Taylor Swift on wednesday!!!,1
2pm today is Quiz Time at the Goat! Game shows to play and prizes to be won! Plus `Toss Off Tommy` for free drinks! Today from 2! x,1
 That`s good to hear - morning,1
 ahahahaha you love Twilight don`t liee!!!  and we all know I love Robert Pattinson!!,1
"Feeling awful, new medication is making me nauseous",0
"Obama last night: 'Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.'       http://bit.ly/bGcnW",0
 thats great babe!! congrats!!,1
 My computer got screwed to hell by viruses. I just finished wiping the drive and reinstalling Windows XP  I want a Mac...,0
Bom dia! Good Morning! Guten Morgen! I am returning to Twitter!,1
"Time for bed, oh how I wish someone was laying next to me",0
 wow that`s quite a long time for studying  Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe,1
 It`s depressing I`m stuck inside all day,0
Luv you sissy,1
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry  streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",1
 don`t know  and no not at all,0
"I can`t wait to start my weekend. I`m so sick of working, I have to self-medicate, and I`m fresh out of herb",0
" I know, i know...  -hugs-",1
 your lisa rogers carpool is now my alltime fave!! Good work!!,1
ahh sore throat and tired. want to go back to bed. but have work,0
" Yes, that does sound like a distinct advantage. Fortunately, I enjoy being female.",1
 Have a great time in London,1
I sure do wish my mind could enter that box called 'nothing' that men have.  My brain just won`t go there... and it`s exhausting.,0
_hay The Twitter Happiness score for sw00p is: 418. http://happytweets.com I think I dropped by 1 point since yesterday.,0
"OMG-ness it`s 11:18 pm and I need to beup early to set up my garage sale it starts a 8am, wish I said 9am. I`m beat.",0
 so neat hearing U on kiddshow today wish I was there,1
_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin,1
has some bad newss,0
" Sorry, that was a bit negative!",0
"  alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party  be safe  & have fun!",1
...... is an awesome band,1
" 100,000 / 60 = 1667 words/day.  1667 / 10 = 167 words/hour.  167 / 60 = 2.8 words/minute.  No pressure.",1
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
 nope  het is LOST&found he ;-),0
"How can it be so freaking difficult to get a system-wide spellchecker? ****, I`d settle for an office suite one. Stupid unhelpful Windows",0
Experiencing pain with paginating ASP.NET ListView controls,0
 Haha.. Hey you should check out   Love her/his tweets,1
wow the last hour of twittering that I`ve been doing has yet to be sent over to twitter..  guys bare w me...,0
is so sorry for letting her down,0
thinks SG is wonderful,1
Bacon Fail.  Ended up with a commiseration muffin,0
 happy mommas day . ging is so lucky to have a momma like u  enjoy ur nite! luv ya,1
"I also want it to be the 6th, i miss my girlies so much   WE GET TO BE ROOMIES AGAIN!",0
" Sounds a bit Alan Partridge  A-ha! (Good morning, by the way)",1
 That sucks to hear. I hate days like that,0
is missing someone.. haayy..  http://plurk.com/p/x2avn,0
"lol simpsons S20E19: 'first day at your new school, so lisa: have fun!   and bart:  DON`T!'",1
My sister just called... she`s officially in labor! Looks like Anna and Josie are getting a new cousin today!!  (And this one is a girl!),1
 my cousin is in jail for shoplifting and drugs she is 16! im upset please help me feel better,0
Feeling considerably better after 13 hours sleep  still not right though...,1
 Love your latest journals. I finally joined Twitter so came to say Hi,1
_its_sarah Congrats Sarah!!!!! thats awsum,1
is anyone out there??  so bored at work...,0
"I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending",1
not ideal bank holiday conditions.. a little over cast and rainy but perfect for a lazy day with a dvd,0
" I tried registering on the website. No go, I get an error with all 4 browsers. Firefox, chrome, ie, safari.",0
Its 1:11am and both my girls are still up! .. im so tired ..,0
my darling dd says 'my mum is my best friend'... and she told me to tell you all she said that in here too  so I did! love ya moo (jd too),1
ugh... dunno why im just not in the best of moods... how do i know if i have allergies? meh...,0
 Oohh Yaay like it !  ?    Love ya,1
" oh ok  good ... now i will jump for joy! M, you just made my day",1
 Aw you are and you`re welcome,1
just got back home with my disappointing report card,0
The weather is gross outside. It puts me in a bad mood.,0
"don`t think that went well, was only in there for 15 mins",0
 Cause its true!!! It would!!! Hahaha... I Love YOU,1
Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night,1
 I did for years and then moved over to an IBM compatible.  Would love to have both on my desk!   Can you call me a techie?,1
I am so bored,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the Momma`s to be and Mommas currently.  Have a wonderful day!!!,1
 she`s hot     What is up w/ all the unknown followers? I`ve got quite a few- no clue as to why they`re following ME.,1
had a nice time with juno  http://plurk.com/p/sv71z,1
arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do  thanks god weekend is just here,1
" i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into.  i love you, Jenny!",1
Just had an iced coffee. Christ that tasted nasty,0
Happy Mother`s Day 2 all the fabulous moms out there. The world wouldn`t run without us. Keep up the good work! Enjoy ur day,1
Okay I lied! I meant this time next week! That is sooo much longer!!  I miss my mommy...,0
At the coast. Too many people here i know.  i love you Nicci!,1
" I do too, but not heavy rain, which we`ve had 4 more than a wk.",0
Just got up from a nap.. Relaxing for the night,1
omfg. one of the worst days ever!,0
 whoa steady there mate don`t fall down,1
 aha yeah  all else fails just push  yeah we are dont know what time were leaving yet though ****,0
 ugh some stupid teenagers just showed up. My peaceful time is over,0
blast from the ****`ing past. NTS why must you suck so badly at school?,0
" Heh, aye. I should have investigated properly first before asking  Does seem like it`s not the most obvious thing though.",0
_queen like it,1
"  hope you guys are having fun!  Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you",1
my arms hurt!,0
How did Day 26 go from a good budget video (imma put it on her) to such a low budget video (Stadium Music) The end may be near for them,0
"Oh yeah, Radio1 is SO playing Earth, Wind and Fire",1
"yay, joss is coming over on saturday",1
" that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks  I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted",1
is very angrrry! my FB account just got deleted- WTF??? all my poems I have ever written are on there,0
wikileaks geht wieder  super #wikileaks #online,1
 was there going to be a recording of with the needle that stings in her heart on youtube or something? i missed the stream,0
  Yes. I am secure in my masculinity.,1
got back from the embassy; missing one paper  go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!,1
 congratulations i am heart hacker not a computer hacker@,1
 I think it`s less of a tribute and more of a parody.,0
 Wish I could be there too!  Enjoy your weekend! ****,1
won`t be going to the Oxford Internet Institute Sunner Doctoral Programme in Brisbane: lack of funding,0
" if I have 5000 friend requests tomorrow, I`m blaming you  nite",0
"  you have been busy, have a lovely time",1
just bought 5 bouquets of flowers and put em all together and arranged them all pretty for my momma in the morning!  ::proud of myself::,1
showed my fluids decreasing slightly. So doesn`t look like she`s letting me out of this bed anytime soon  I have a follow up U/S next week,0
is saddened by Husker Access...no internet!,0
"plan may changes , nooooooo",0
 caught tweets on it and got home in time for the last 5 mins of the ITV2 show!! #bgt Out tonight too so will miss it again,0
He is so silly.  http://twitpic.com/4jk6b,0
I have to work in the morning while my friends get to party it up.....stupid bberry lite flashing red and I have no messages!,0
"FreeSat`s coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!",0
Its so hot here,0
Its beautiful outside. I wish i was in new york city. But this area is pretty cool. Hip and trendy.,1
can`t go to bed  An am sooooo tired!!!,0
goodmorning !,1
"curses, firewall/proxy server restrictions!  it will have to wait until I get home",0
 I need one too.,1
YAAAAY! I think I might have Aced my history test today!,1
 awwwwww i wish her to be safe while shes gone n hugs to u must of been hard to say goodbye,0
"Thx, Robban  http://www.sk-gaming.com/match/17905",1
  tis very useful indeed esp. for newbies like me!,1
 Just discovered your `Band from TV`... you guys are really good! Love the music,1
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp  I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",0
  yess... it`s awesomee.. and u can follow ur love molly hahah....  now u can chat with us here!,1
Why do I always have a headache?,0
wants New Moon.  AHH Im going crazy.,0
Just got back from baby sitting. It went well.,1
 Mind telling me which book  cuz i was at barnes and nobles today and found 2 books that looked promising,1
" The Star Trek in IMAX wasn`t in 3D, but it was huge on the screen.  Still worth watching.",1
is sick & tired of being sick & tired,0
  and I luh you tooooo,1
_Johnson: have a good night,1
 I hope it`ll go by as quickly as possible.,1
" just the mere fact that you twittered and someone read it, then it matters p.s. love your song Gravity",1
Is...Sayin Happy Mother`s Day 2 Everyone!!!!!,1
 is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles,0
Sob! I can`t believe I`m ending my work week at the chapter about what Augusten Burrough`s father did to Ernie the guinea pig!,0
I WANT RED CRUISERS!!  i don`t like the other ones. LMFAO!,0
Wondering if i cld make things any worse than they already are... answer.. JUST DID!!!,0
 thanks joeman!,1
 Totally!!! Rock onnnn!,1
" Unfortunately, that`s how it usually goes.  In answer to yesterday...I`m okay. Things may be looking up. Miss talking to you.",0
just got home. went to totoro cafe (finally) for the first time ever. i liked it! what a colorful place. such a happy atmosphere,1
 have fun tonight,1
"Time to get ready for wrk! Ahhhh, I dnt wanna goooo!",0
" I gotta say, I feel bad for everyone in NKorea.  They`re starving, and they have a crazy in charge who endangers them daily.",0
 HELLO friend!! Welcome to Twitter!!,1
 i had a blast at the sale today! had one pair of cords mis sized tho  but still worth it! might come back tomorrow! thankssss,1
"says good morning everyone! Once again, a happy mother`s day to all the mothers out there!  I hope you all h... http://plurk.com/p/stq3f",1
" yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha",1
 - Still a pity it comes with no lamb though,0
Lookin` at spreadsheets so long my eyes are crossing...,0
Bout to get ready for work ugh i hate workin on fridays,0
"Just eaten, and feel extremely bloated...  now for the not so fun part.",0
 lol trying to take after her old man eh? Good for her! hehehe very cute!,1
 oh that stinks..,0
watching The Biggest Loser on Hallmark. Never fails to make me cry  nyeh.,0
shares I miss my niece and nephew. http://tinyurl.com/mrgqdc http://plurk.com/p/x1ap6,0
" I`ve totally been MIA, i know  bad me",0
 I feel almost empty inside today.  Not a good feeling.,0
Make sure u pick up Chrisette Michele`s new album EPIPHANY in stores tomorrow May 5th! You will love it! Promise!  Congrats ,1
Just broke my favorite necklace  superglue?,0
 you`re so cute.,1
I need to get away. I wish I had money to go travel for a bit. I miss my east coast friends.,0
" Man, that sucks and I feel your pain... if you were local, I`d buy you a cup of coffee.",0
Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter,1
 i am a bit more curious: how much did you pay for it?,1
" sweet  i should have something new to show you by then, too",1
i am so bored.,0
Feet hurt...finally in bed...will not forget this crunch when it`s over...very very productive day today though,0
 There`s nothing good on tonight anyway!!   #Sigjeans,0
: AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?,1
Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams,1
" HEY, BABEE. ) LOVE YOOOOUUU. >< RP time.",1
 What happened? I`m afraid I missed a large part of the story,0
 oh! i love that as well!! all of MCR songs are great!  and happy star wars day to yaa xD,1
cowering from pain,0
I can`t find my camera,0
 The party has to be moved to next weekend  ..stupid weather.,0
_cass my throat hurts today.  blahhh.,0
im saaaaaaaaaaaaaad  i need someone to talk to.,0
It was my fault for leaving my flip-flops outside my locker while swimming at USF Koret but why oh why would you want to take `em? #R2IMT,0
There`s like no one I ACTUALLY know on this shizz! Am dum diggin` it,0
"'Its a calander.'Calendar!' COLLANDER!' Bahaha, That part was hilarious, of course, the whole thing was hilarious",1
"  It is so unfair, Hustlaball, US citizens working here, Personal Appearances Expectations, Prowler, can I do that there?",0
It is hot here in Texas and our ac upstairs is broken so its really hot at my house.,0
Parents decided to drop in on their tour-de-US. The whole family is at my house. I am at work,0
this phyllis hyman unsung story is so SAD,0
Beautiful monday morning  so happy  http://myloc.me/tCt,1
. very much enjoyed your 'whats in a name' article,1
crappy music on the radio,0
"I love waking up and thinking it`s a weekday, but then realizing it`s the weekend.",1
 haha what`s up Matt ?,1
man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way,1
At t.g.i fridays  With some of my favorite people ever.. We made a reservation for 20 and we have like 50 people here. Hahah,1
just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the `previously on ER` documentary about it!,0
 Sorry about that. I got behind on followers and am still catching up.  I follow folks that @ me (including you,0
"Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday",1
Is tired! And is gonna go to bed now!,0
_yeah - I know the feeling... Good morning mate!,1
"HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.",1
" that is awesome!  spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin",1
 its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway  And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!,0
" Yeah, I wanted to have some  I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.",1
"  I always thought scuba diving would give me a entirely new perspective of the world, but too chicken to do it. can u help?",1
Today celebrating two new people becoming australian citizens. I am hoping for a good dinner.,1
 Thank you  xo,1
Morning y`all. Looking forward to a nice BBQ today. Can everyone follow  please?,1
Happy Mother`s Day x3 ..Mum? I love you,1
so i got to my exam centre n they said we can`t let u becuz of your sleeveless top! U cud BELIEVE that!? i had to go home,0
 Done. Thank you,1
"watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift!  night, <3 peace.love.jonas",1
Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years,1
"HAPPY MOTHER DAY FOR ALL THE STRONG HARD WORKING MOTHERS, MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY",1
 happy birthday month!! I only get a day but you deserve the whole month,1
Twitter is officially the BEST way to advertise something.,1
 I`m concerned for that family,1
At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!,1
"Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night  Being sick sucks!",1
 UMMMNNN ummmnnn good thanks for letting me know earlier... I ate already,1
omg i am in so much pain  ouchies,0
"gonna dream about my prince charming tonight, n see if everything goes back to normal. I really hope so   <3",1
Which would be a lot easier to get if plane tickets to AZ didnt raise $80 in price,1
my day has been so crappy that i just want to cry.,0
 Thank you.  I love my tattoos they are all very special to me **** My feet ones are beautiful  ****,1
 Hey guys! can i ask; what item did u guys put up for ur talent show? i am such a BIG fans of both of you! whoo!,1
 i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!!  (FAREWELL!!!),1
 oh em i`m sorry  i wuv you to pieces,0
wants to cool down,1
I`m sooo lost without my car  This is truly depressing. Pregnant people should NEVER be this stressed out!,0
Dont worry babe,1
i lost my phone.,0
 that is soooo scary! Be careful! We only have one Kirstie!,0
Gotta work.  Lonely weekend ahead.,0
 THANKYOU!  <3 iloveyoutwoooo,1
"gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!",1
 (blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*,1
_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship,1
I wish I could see dramafest SO BAD.,0
 a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol,1
_a_michael Hey! thanks for another great day! I`m going to sleep now! I`ll chat with you tomorrow!  Sweet dreams!,1
" Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x",1
Nursing my sick guniea pig back to health  and my cat is being jealous,0
 i really am going to miss you,0
"whatever. i give up, my phones about to die anyway.  next time",0
 we`ll test that theory  with no right arm to strum with.  Got a feelin I`ll be humming my new tunes for a while,0
I am dying to hangout on a Friday afternoon...,1
Enjoying d view @ sg flyer,1
"has spent the last two weeks attempting to grow a beard (from scratch), but fears it may look a bit rubbish...  http://twitpic.com/66tyb",0
i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt  lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent ,1
just loves having proper Inet back,1
 most definitely,1
super bored on a friday night,0
"Got fully denied tonight  sleep time now, lnd in morn!",0
1st presentation for senior boards? FML,0
My poor andrew just had 2 of his wisdom teeth removed.  i wish he`ll get better fast.,1
 My husband is loosing his GOVERMENT job due to downsizing-he is looking for a new job but can`t find one in our small town,0
there is poor lost duck outside of Olive Garden. that makes me sad,0
" http://twitpic.com/4vgzy - Moving is great, especially if lots of them help.",1
http://twitpic.com/4j9fb - I really love this picture!,1
"Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night",1
I JUS FOUND MY I.D. FINALLY ; IT WAS IN THE LINT THINGY IN THE DRYER LOL ITS ALL BENT OUTTA SHAPE NOW  IM MAD,0
"Man, the French Open has been on for a week and I haven`t had the opportunity to catch a single match",0
Woo CAVS.  Happy Mother`s Day!,1
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the beautiful Moms out there.  (I`m kind of a Mom, i think my little pup counts!  )",1
 > 'live Q&A 24/7'... definitely the best part of twitter for me,1
 that`s cool! i think del`s going to korea same time as you! have fun!,1
"despite rain, having a fantastic day",1
"just camee back from bowling, which i offiacial suck at",0
grr...everytime he gets a new girlfriend..I`m at the bottom of the totem pole,0
 They are great friends of mine. I`ll let you know when they are playing next and you can come along and do whatever you like,1
I cut my thumb on a broken coffee pot.,0
4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even,1
 Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad,0
 im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it  and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol,1
 nope  but the T1i looks super sweet!,1
 Thanks Ennio,1
I am so bored.  My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.,0
 Why so expensive,0
" Oh, you poor thing!!    So sorry, babe....",0
Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen,1
"So tired of driving, I really could use a chauffeur",0
I don`t want to sit at home on prom night. Someone hang out with me,0
ooh i feel so sleepy... its 10:24 a.m. and i dont wanna go to school 2day  but i have to...,0
had the best weekend EVER  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX,1
 thanks Daxx you too!  God Bless you brother!,1
Finally a Black Disney princess.,1
"LOL! Made a huge mess of my school shirt, was using charcoal sticks in 2D art",0
I miss Cary and want to drink some chocolate milk with him.,0
tried to swat a fly with my Buddhist magazine... bad karma,0
"I just downloaded a ton of stunning, BEAUTIFUL wallpapers from www.interfacelift.com - go have a look.",1
Rise and shine  Time to get prettifide.,1
"wow, so x-men was pretty much amazing. i love wolverine.",1
My moms Season 3 of Weeds got burnt up in a family friends mobile home.,0
Good morning my little twitternut squashes   How are you all today? whats the weather like where you are?,1
in a bad mood now  annoying when its sunny,0
aww  you loooove me,1
  Beer is an excellent excuse. Earlier i was sweating god knows how much! Not looking forward to working tomorrow,0
i know i was wrong. maybe i shouldnt did all of those **** things like that,0
Work has really sucked the past 2 days & now my 11:00 meeting on Mon got rescheduled to 9 am! That`s just plain evil...i need a new job!!,0
Mommas day is may 10th! Don`t forget to do something nice for your mommyyy,1
" lol `if u knew better, u`d do better, wouldnt wear Uggs in shoe weather...` awww RIP Stack B",0
Leaving the beach .. Having a great day with vicente .. We needed this time together,1
" yw, it gets really hot there in the middle of the summer like 110+ but right now its perfect! and less then an hour away.",1
i decided that myspacee is wayy better,1
 good morning fella   i have the joy of work to do today.  what are your plans?,1
" Thanks, Nick. Means a lot coming from a designer of your caliber  #symphonycms",1
"gosh, watchin cosmetic surgery nightmares on ITV , it is AWFUL",0
is going to forgo Pub Night with the wife tonight. Tough week for both of us and neither is really up for it. Plus our neighbor died,0
weekend along with the summer is here so why do I feel sad?,0
 Psych has to be better than neuro!  Or at least in a better part of town?  I miss you,0
 Thanks   Our little girl just loves animals so all the `oohs` and `aahs` were very cute!,1
 lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason,1
" haha.. you were actually in violations of someone`s trademark?! okay..  Yeah, I went to bed at 4 and I had to be up at 6. :[",0
 although I know he would never be okay with a homebirth. Moot point since we`re done w/ babies,0
"  poor you lmao, just stick your head out the window!",0
http://twitpic.com/67l90 -  girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!,0
why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...,1
 oh mann... Me likey that!! But sadly I`m not bein auctioned on #twpp tonight,0
Happy Mother`s Day - Happy Mother�s Day  http://tumblr.com/xnx1qyn0j,1
its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today,1
5 and a half more hours of work  I wish I had something to do..,0
 pleeeeeease pleeeease make me a dj drop,1
had a nice brunch by the bay.. Thank God for Mommies!,1
already crying and the movie only started like 15mins ago,0
is so gutted she can`t get tickets for pink!,0
 Does it start tomorrow?  I was going to book Sam on that and forgot,0
ugh im crying again  writing a rant about it on tumblr.,0
"got back from the party...suprisingly awesome, NEED to dance more often! overall, awesome night",1
" Yes bb  There are actually 2 of them, but the other one I don`t really give a **** about.",0
Today is lame because I am not in Orlando  I am soooo looking forward to NEXT friday,0
If I 'unfollowed' you - its NOT on purpose. Something fishy is going on with my Tweet Deck !! Let me know if I 'unfollowed' you.,0
Using a temporary mouse since my trackball is breaking down. I can feel the RSI crawling up my wrist already  .,0
 seems like a win win situation,1
Ahh... I love Chinese music. Haha.  Not gonna see my luff til Thursday...,1
"at work.. missing my miami fam , , , carolina, , ,  &&& more",0
 i feel that!! esp when you know u aint done the wrong  <3 U!,1
Is bummed out...i don`t have even one testimonial on Flickr.,0
ShoesShoesShoes.YayYayYay.lol.IWouldPostATwitPic.ButIdntKnoHow2,1
I want it to be summer. NOW. why is it sprinkling STILL!?!?,0
 So sorry about all that  praying for you,0
" Amazing! The concert, the city, everything. It was really an awesome trip",1
crashing from my WI high...missing mayfield,0
"Visit 2  La Ventana de los Cielos foundation was pushed bck 2 weeks,  was so excited 2 go & meet the kids. I`ll have 2 wait another 2 wks",0
" - well i greatly appreciate your comment.  That means a lot to me.  I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.",1
  Those dog pic had me  ROLF!  The one  with the snow stuck too it  has that 'if looks could kill look' way funny,1
I watched wayyyy too much Beverly Hills 90210 today and I am not proud of that fact.  TV FAIL,0
 a couple of YEARS? I may die without my Kateage.  *keeps fingers crossed for you tho*,0
"have to stay away from home, and since this part of india dnt hav gud wireless internet, im ****",0
I need to play inFamous... Where`s a free Blockbuster rental coupon when you need one? I miss that Coke Reward,0
 loved you in head over heels! One of my fave movies! you looked stunning last night,1
 rat run steve irwin way to avoid long delays on bruce highway,0
 I miss going to EK every summer & christmas vaca  Take me there!,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty  x,1
 yes  and i want you to keep going if you would ;),1
 so i`m screwed,0
" indeed, we live a life on the edge of things, and one foot foul of the law!!",0
My dad`s telling me to travel alone from now on. Not that I have a problem with that. I`ve done it before and it`s boring!,0
  glad your feeling abit better!  I think mine might be nearly gone now xD,1
"I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!!  Fingers are crossed!!",1
i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada  if it rains the pool is going to be dirty,1
 I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.,1
i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump.......    it hurts REAL BAD!,1
I`ve got great expectations of tomorrow  It`s gonna be awesome!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jf53,1
"_Guy In the past it was ok but since i�ve got my own appartment, my own car........it�s very difficult to save the money",0
 oh hahah thats ok then,1
_a_michael i plan on it! Goodnight,1
I honestly hate what I have said to some ppl sometimes. sorry for makin an **** of myself to anyone.,0
Happy Mother`s Daaay!!,1
 awwww how cute its a pUG,1
 ohwwww  whatever I`m excited anyway.,1
 y u gotta say all that,0
is so glad the weekend is here. Only one more week left of school with my kids.,1
"is wondering what actually to do, when I have a week to do **** all bar pack, most peeps r leavin too",0
sorry my bad.,0
 inooo arent they just  i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!,0
 I am sorry that you are feeling that way.,0
" Good luck whit the show tonite man, ill be watching",1
life is so good. and it will much greater on Thursday at 5pm!,1
 that really sucks - I think I might cry if I skipped over anything important I don`t have. Comps are getting to be disposable,0
Craving munchkins so bad.,0
_Diva_Dee26 teehee Im glad to entertain ye,1
" not got virgin yet... not sure I can, tbh ... thanks anyway!",1
Writing in yearbooks make me wanna cry,0
 Yes! You do!,1
?sucks!?..,0
 Awww  You`ll Be Fine...,1
Wtf was that **** 5 mins before the marked closed...FAZ you cost me 4 grand,0
  hope yer ok hunny,1
" it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...",0
I love how simple my Safari toolbar is!  http://twitpic.com/4wssc/full,1
I love when ryans a housewife. Makes me smile.,1
What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice  I`m such a rebel!,0
I feel like I have to throw up.,0
 Sadly I think I know exactly were you put it--in the expired drawer   Those things have a life span of less than two years,0
"is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita...  The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!",1
is also very excited for the BLAZIN SQUAD revival!  im rooting for `em-- their new song http://tinyurl.com/dz7tms,1
Can`t believe preseason doesn`t start until August  football with drawls..,0
 I know what you mean  rain sucks...,0
Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk,1
My boss called me anerexic,0
"_ritz alrighty, thnx  good night.",1
 hope you have a great day tomorrow!!  happy mothers day!  let us know what you did,1
great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain,1
_rashid reeeaaaally... why though??  ew i hate stockings,0
says Happy Mother`s Day to all the Moms out there.,1
Ugh. Waiting for a visitors pass to get on post.  taking FOREVER!,0
 hey guys it`s leann. . i dont know if you remember me but i just wanted to say that i`m very excited to see you guys go far,1
going out for the good ol` `soak` tonight for a mothers day feed.       in love more then ever,1
Happy Mommy`s Day to all the mothers in the world!,1
Too hot. Station isn`t packed but train packed. No windows open on train. Roasted sardines.,0
so sad that no friends everyday for a long **** time,0
 Past experiences of being a redhead (eg. discrimination) or even just general info bout gingers in society! It all helps,1
_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning,1
"In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'",0
"urgh, i really hate that medicine",0
" hahahahaha, I have a day off",1
"USA/Texas Jaycees Debate team ROCKED the house! They now have the opportunity to represent us in Tunsia, Africa! GO JAYCEES!",1
I`m so sorry Drace  this sucks so bad,0
OOUCHHHH I just pinched my own **** by accident trying to fix my top,0
everything is going wrong in my ' happy day',0
 noticed that yesterday too...i`m actually really happy about that  #StarTrek,1
"watching Season 2, episode 1 of House before bed... what a great bedtime story",1
 NICE TO TWEET U,1
I cant to sleep and tomorrow i must wake up too early,0
_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.,1
"And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000..  Cheers, long live.. #SMR",1
Best friend is leaving to go back to school today..I am so sad,0
#Happy Mother`s Day euch allen,1
 LMAO. Joey is mine  I cant wait to meet them in july!,1
"Hey Oprah just watched the show with Hugh Jackman, I love him too, he is so sexy",1
Listening to Metal Shop at Mooneys!! All is good,1
"HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to my Mom, and every Mom everywhere.  Off for a stroll at the Beaches later--hopefully...",1
Kakabalik lang from Tarlac. Good aftie.,1
You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.,1
I`m very sorry for the little disturbance at #SAPInsidetrack in Palo Alto! Just went into a debugging session when lines unmuted,0
Taco Bell With The Tramp!Yesssssir,1
 Chocolate with peanut butter. One of my favorite combonations,1
"Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading  )",1
  that sucks,0
welcome to the family new pillow  im going to lay my head on you tonight!!!,1
Get into me not going. lol at least I didnt get my hopes up,0
" hi hun!!  i really loved your tutorial yday!  soooo much, it was one of the best tutorials i had watched in a long time!  ****",1
 its not just you - its properly dragged this week,0
So I passed out last night in the middle of 4th quarter. I didn`t witness my Magic lose,0
What the ****!? It`s only 20:35!!? Oh my GOD! My internal clock really IS **** up. Nooooo.,0
 nothing sweeter than YOUR 4-year-old!,1
Celebrated Mother`s Day with the best lamb roast lunch followed by a box of Cadbury`s shared around the table. It was a wonderful day,1
_Craig_G Hope your enjoying the money..it`s looking real good to me right now,1
" John ohh, I like you. Like, Like-Like you.  Best show ever. <3 the maine.",1
 we are all so proud of you! I am seriously thinking of joining you next year. Got to get training,1
"omfg, my head",0
" Hey lady, will you be coming to Canada in the fall? I`d love to see you in concert some time! It`ll be my 1st time!",1
 you`re missing the devil wears prada!!!!! sad...,0
_y_Tony and didn`t bring me any????  You suck,0
 Hey fellow Trojan..congrats on graduation.,1
 awesome run report!   Did you see the bald eagle on the lighthouse?  That was their hangout when I last ran Discovery Park.,1
  _Vincent  @ i missed the party!!!!  i bought wine and everything!!!,0
" I be ok, you?",1
"Mooorning! It`s Friday, and that`s terrific! Smile up!    :-|      :-D",1
 It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life,1
" Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!",1
" ok, so I`m replying!  happy mothers day, indeed!",1
$RZ Hope so.  Time will tell.  Good luck   $$,1
 thanks got it will contact you if i am having troubles!Thanks,1
"  he should be an honourary fluffette, such lovely hair (what`s left  )",1
   What did I do to you!  sheesh,0
I like Rio Ferdinand - when he`s wearing an England jersey.,1
" I hope you had fun in Canada  don`t worry you`ll see then again this summer,",1
"happy mothers day.  oh and no i havent read it yet, will do now",1
" I saw your tweet a couple of weeks ago that had that hashtag, so wanted to contribute since I am a huge Mitch fan",1
At school. Blagh. Yay I`m getting the IPhone in August!!,1
 Hey Pinky I ordered some stuff from that site you gave me. I got it yesterday in the mail so pretty  thanks,1
Well that is nice.  Loving the new Friends organiser too.,1
 im jealous.  im slaving away at the store and youre chilling on the boat.,0
" LMOA! i just quit one of mine, too much stress",0
 heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you,1
"  Still dealing with quite a bit of pain, will jump off here soon to lay down,very frustrating  Thanks 4 asking",0
"Just been out to try to catch a swarm, gone into a roof gable end   Set up a bait hive an hoping for the best at the moment",1
Finally gonna try and fall asleep goodnight.. More like morn... I sleeP,1
i miss my daddy,0
sitting around doing **** all....tired,0
 Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!,0
" ooh a storm, that`s always welcome news  Happy Mothers Day!",1
I gotta do my assignments tomorrow  OMG mackillop has swine,0
_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here,1
gear troubles all day long!,0
 i wish you were in my class last year,1
"Not making good time, **** Chicago traffic  - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XOi",0
new supernatural tonight!,1
"_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh?  RIP Jessie Kitty",0
_in_love scanton?! that`s farrr  elaine got her cartilage pierced! it`s so cute!,1
 you guys ROCKED IT tonight in LA!! Love ya guys and cab wait to see another awesome show soon,1
hey!! at home about to sleep i cant believe weekend finished so fast! happy mothers day!! good morning and have a great sleep,1
 WELCOME BACK  see you tomorrow! come pick up your gift ;),1
It looks as though I am sick little friends,0
Why can`t i find any jewellry for my dressssss?,0
"_joyner And he can`t even tell me.  Me and him are **** done, professionally. ****` ****.",0
Happy monday  up and about going to tavares today. Hope everyone has a blessed day!,1
 Yes. Nag twitter. HAHA  Thanks. LM.,1
Worried about friend,0
" I just wanted to say, that you have the best screen name ever. That is all.",1
" Sorry about the weather, hopefully you`re not in the 2-3 hour wx delays here in BWI",0
hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?,0
 at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better,1
" yeah, now ranga makes sense",1
_A_Tx lol i havent watched it yet..  congrats!,1
" I`m 3 days late, but happy birthday  Hahahaha",1
" Ugh, did you just say your friend might have swine flu? OMG, why?",0
omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS   im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15  so serious im in alabama visitin fam,0
 one thing is good enough for me. friendship retained!,1
 ha... I thought you would enjoy the Family Guy reference... and I`m more bored than you,0
 so sad...sorry to hear that.  She was a sweet dog.,0
has had AWFUL hiccups today and now can`t fall asleep because of them,0
sleeping in was interupted by JACK-HAMMERS at 9am ****! Universe says GET UP! But I was up intil 3am `cause I thougth I`d be sleeping in,0
"Yay, I won at the  Bags #Giveaway from . And those bags are so pretty!! Or maybe I`ll have a belt? We`ll see!",1
 thats what andy said a few hours ago....I HOPE THEY ACTUALLY ARE,1
"_The_BC well, in the end, everyone`s happy (most of the time)",1
"Got pulled over by a cop, got a warning",0
Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON,1
 useless tweet! LOL jk yay!!! You`re coming tmr! How long u gnna be in phils for  ?,0
is feeling so giddy and wanna go home.,0
Straighening my hair and its not going as straight as i want it to be what a  bummerrr for me,0
"I love  very much  I called him, but he was talking to other fans  I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7",1
Jesus Christ meadowhall could do with better air con! Too hot,0
 we watched that one day in the middle of playing-- it REALLY doesn`t hold up,0
Good morning tweeps! I have a feeling I won`t be oversleeping now that Gracie is around.  She pounced on my head and woke me up at 7am.,1
" - my son plays pitcher and catcher.  Beautiful weather this past weekend for baseball, but I am exhausted!",1
_kap But I think it`s cute.  Do this every night okay?,1
BEP KILLED IT! Oh and leighton meester waved at us!,0
 morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here  ****,0
On my way to LA. Running a little bit late,0
"  so sorry, I just found the members preview has been sold out for awhile. It opens at Noon to the general public",0
 Hee. I love them all.,1
Yay! Bannerbomb for the Wii is finally out. I can run homebrew on my 4.0 Wii.,1
 - all is fine  thanks! you guys dont have any quakes there?,1
Gotta get creative with these mothers day gifts. I`m gonna win them over with my love!!,1
" I work with drunk golfers, it can be exciting! It wasn`t bad  Yours, sir?",1
Bottle of reisling this time... My favorite!,1
 it`s trashy and sensationalist...so yes,0
Loves using remote access to use my desktop from my laptop.  -- Back from Emerge once again.,1
" - Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing",1
 You`re welcome Tila!! I love you!! Wish I could have heard it,1
_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya.  but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.,1
" HAHAAH! Crys, you blowing the fuses is a typical move",0
everyone follow  and  ! they are amazing,1
Freakin` frustrated why can`t my coach realize that times are hard ain`t nobody got the money to buy cookie dough for no new uniforms,0
   Well....hopefully someday soon you can get one!,1
 That gave me a great smile. Nice way to end the day. You are so right,1
I think Ive buggered up my mobile  ack. I am a stubborn **** and refuse to get a new one.,0
ONE OF THE WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.,0
"Flat is sparkling clean, now that`s team work  on way to pick up food for 6!",1
Is it sad that I`m a little sad it was the last day of school?  I am so ready to be done with it...but saying goodbye is hard.,0
Why did everyone seem to leave me this weekend  ....sigh. In bed,0
Just found out I`ll be a Food Engineer in a future life. Cool. *iPhone app called Afterlife,1
 Thanks madam.. you`re lucky coz you had a wonderful dog.. and sooo cute...,1
Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!,0
"All in all, a good weekend",1
 hes definitely my fav host ever!  Can`t wait to watch the rest tomorrow!!,1
"I`m pissed, someone took my wallet",0
"_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother",1
Watching 'Hostage'! Also got an idea for that animation i`m making. Hope to have it ready and post a link here by the fifth of June,1
"????? ,my latest obession.",1
HaPPy Mothers Day!!!,1
 I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list  http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792,1
" That may be, I still don`t like hearing his name so much.   #blackhawks #canucks",0
 ow shitttt i cant come get drunk ihave to go to a photo shoot in portsmouth or sumfink  owwwwwwwwwwwww,0
 i can`t wait to hear your new album. i`m sure will be amazing.please just replay to me  i love you so much!!!!,1
 HAHAH you know you loved the hannah montana movie  it was aweesome,1
he`s pretty cute.,1
" was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me",0
" Im home, phone died thou",0
"Alex slammed her head into the edge of the table about 30 min ago.  She`s going to have a nice, blue bruise.",0
I like  already  (new follower to join in midst of zombies mayhem),1
 i`m not worried -it`s a great job!! Quite a nice way to spend the day,1
slaving away at work,0
 why am I weird?,0
" Sadly, all I have is the Stanley Steemer 800 number.",0
 I have been to Tara Thai a few times for friend`s birthdays and the food I had was pretty bad.,0
" 'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced..  too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",1
 awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner  c u then boi! hehe,1
i got a bruise on my foot out if nowhere!  it hurts!,0
Ugh. I`m so tired. Waitin for the bus.  good morning!,0
 hot cuppa coffee made with milk & fortified with Monin`s Irish Coffee syrup! Bliss!,1
 its fun though,1
"If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit.   Hopefully we will be free soon.",1
" If i say PLEASE REPLY TO ME DOUGIE, will you do it? I double dare you",0
sad that school is over gonna miss all my friends and teachers,0
heading up to the farm   dont want to i wanna stay here and talk with my boyfriend... STUPID MOM FOR MAKING ME GO UP >.<,0
everyone has left me and gone to bed,0
aha _marie my brother`s wallpaper on his phone is Dolly The Sheep  aha i`m loling.,1
but now i have no money for a phone,0
Placed a $2 bet on a sure thing and lost.  no more betting for me!,0
 was able to create an iTunes acct but can no longer redeem the Kris Allen album. note said it got canceled,0
"okay, need to hit the sack.  i gotta wake up in like 5 hours   goodnight everyone!",1
 miss chatting with you,0
 people r weird,0
 thanks for finding the amusing rubiks pictures tonight. making my evening via  ...,1
can`t go to the movies today,0
"_of_max Sadly, no. Now David Tennant has left I don`t particularly want the job anyway",0
 I was thinking the swine markets are in decline. But since we can`t say that anymore...,0
I need a blackberry,0
"My poor wife.  I`m laid up for another 6 hours on doctors orders, then can`t do much and she is dealing with screaming baby",0
Bloody sunburned,0
 alright cool. See you tomorrow  thank you!,1
  Thank you so much. That was so nice of you and I was happy to hear you voice  You`ve really started something Good!! xo,1
 I wish I could really do that  I love having u around! Ill see what I can do.. ;) try to use that national champ pull lol,1
" You know, your updates are really amusing.  How was the prop auction?How much did that baseship bed go for?",1
 i dont have a bank. i cash my **** at tom thumb. i`ve had four bank accounts--and they`ve all gone negative,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon,1
" ugh! I have a knee injury too, except mine is just an infected cut that hurts like hell",0
 TY very much for FF,1
Yeah. It`s sad.,0
reaaaallly bored,0
 my computer is being stupid and wont let me vote  . if i could i would vote for u.,0
" Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)",1
happpppy mothers day,1
This is what I have to give a 7 day old baby  poor thing  http://yfrog.com/6pwwlj,0
 LIKE DREW SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE' WE WILL MISS THOMAS  BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC,0
 I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet?  Even Tink will do. LOL.,0
can`t believe the weekend is over already!  Where does the time go?  Had a nice day with the fam. today.  Mum had a good day too.,1
"Hope all the Mum`s out there had a Mother`s Day with love, close family & friends.",1
I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive,0
" Feel your pain with the hayfever - forgot to take mine yesterday, again.",0
my favourite song tonight is cheer it on by Tokyo Police Club,1
Its good to have an old friend at ur new job. Another good day at work. Paycheck day will be even better,1
 congratulation  about the icehockey victory against switzerland..,1
 thought u said twitter was **** bellion?,0
Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain,1
it`s sunny but i`m bored  sad call or text me,0
"Living down @ Alki without off-street parking BLOWS. 3:30p & there is no parking. Wkds are the worst, feel like a hostage.",0
" Hope you find a nice and healthy, also cheap, breakfast!",1
" Yup, 1987 lol. SWEET YEAR  haha",1
At pool in Orlando got new kicks  going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend,0
happy mother`s day mothers.,1
in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up,1
 and its amazing  x,1
mum`s day - ended up being happy  not that it`s my day or anything....,1
" tell zach & jer I said happy birthday!  they seem like cool brothers, youre lucky haha",1
"_carter It says 'This video is private.', WTF????",0
Saw this lil girl that has big eyes and hair like Dora the explorer. How cute,1
"so hot in the office as air con been broken for weeks, fans on all round office but they just push hot air around really and not helping",0
IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool.  Th*nks for the follow.   (techyuppie) #IDIOT,1
 The geek in me won.  I am building my own photoblog theme...,1
Good rainy morning all,1
Oh it is so sunny.,0
Saw Fiddler with Topol! The girls LOOOOVED it!  Next month... Annie! 7th row! *can`t wait* Trip 2 the music store for Fiddler sheet music.,1
Happy Star Wars Day everyone! May the 4th be with you,1
I am back from the best party ever,1
" I know, thx  But I`ll be ok.",1
 say hello to Marina Green ... couldn`t participate in Barcelona this weeken,0
" dbl booooooo for being sick, flippin blows! ... bahaha i kno i dont have many friends on here either. i feel so lame  haha",0
    eeek!! Your coming!!!! Im soo excited to see you on Thursday!!,1
hates the net. ayaw bumukas ng twitter.  http://plurk.com/p/wxlxs,0
4th may officially announced as `bad luck day` ..,0
 I can`t believe you tweeted that. It was our special moment,0
 at work!! Agh I really need to go with you  what days do you go so that I can add it to my schedule!,1
"come on, leave Gretel alone now  I liked her doing the #Logies",1
 My best Vanilla in memory was from the Sharffenberger factory gift shop... Not sure where to get it now!,1
Back is SORE... should not have done that jump last night,0
Vote for Board of the Month May 2009 (licensed members only) http://tinyurl.com/c8uj28 Good luck everybody,1
Feeling bad for  profile pic,0
 dont worry im not!!! i dont get it on my tv,1
 I broke up with Christian Bale when he played Batman,0
"failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.",0
Off to dinner with  & his fam.,1
i was kinda hoping this time it was going to be differnt... its not it just sucks !!!!!!!!!,0
" Awe Man, I hope someone turns it in",1
you always seem to know exactly the right thing to say. thanks.  - http://ilikeucoz.com/m/1123 #youregreat,1
 Sounds good. 'This patch was brought to you by ...',1
 oooh sounds yummy.  If you get a chance to take some pics  please add them to the website as we don`t have many pies on there,1
just gott home from work and now relaxing,1
 Swimming is a no go for me,0
..exams.  haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....,1
"Just saw Star Trek! It was AMAZING! Seriously, so good. The entire cast was excellent, Spock and Kirk especially.  I want to see it again.",1
" last night after long drive, slept really well, now time for dino`s wasstraat",1
Chilliin,1
" Thankyou, yes. Off to a pre-wedding party now.",1
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the amazing women who put up with us crazy, demanding children. Thank you.  Very very much.",1
Too broke for cigarettes.,0
"someone take care of me, im so sick",0
 oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed,1
i feel like ****,0
" by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!",1
" if our office bldg. sells we will move to another smaller one that we own, but will lose the gym",0
" That sounds good, too!",1
 i would but i have nowhere to go and no one to go with,0
I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!,0
" hello  i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming  ****",1
watching a youtube vid of  sing paranoid live   is so cute when he sings lol,1
Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed.  Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!,1
" we`ll be back sunday to play @ the horse, I was out last night at mex you were not  miss you",0
I definitely feel sorry for Jamie Stewart... Amsterdam audience can really suck (www.xiuxiu.org and read his post of May 27th  ),0
_11 thanks. enjoy the movie! i hope all is well with you te.,1
http://twitpic.com/67twh - This has never happened before =/ orange blinky lights. I think I`ve broke my battery again,0
? THANK YOU  sana matanggap ako  http://plurk.com/p/x1yts,1
" yes, it will finish at 7:30 tonight. Still the food has been great as has been the discussion",1
" Ian and I are going to a matinee tomorrow, or that`s the plan at least...it`s going to be too expensive for 3d at night",0
"driving home,I�m so tired,had a bad day",0
" LMAO shush. with my illness comes the joys of multiple mouth ulcers, and i think they are coming back  they JUST healed",0
boring. i wanna go for taekwando,0
"http://twitpic.com/67jq9 - i`m really missing this place  my grandparents are living there, on the calm country! but im coming to them ...",0
goooooddd morning tweets!!  week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?,1
There are bugs attacking my laptop,0
_l I got excited when I thought that exhibit was in Sydney. But it`s not,0
 I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to,0
Having a boo-hoo day. Things just suck today,0
"**** it...Margie said she couldn`t share the info on who killed Evil Eddy with me   She wanted my info again, gave it to her",0
"still can`t figure this twitter thing out, i can`t my background pic to stick and i can`t seem to change my profile pic",0
" I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!",1
I think at this rate.. Ill be in class until 4... Sigh.,0
" What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!",1
 Really laughing out loud! Seeing a limo in front of MacDonalds is just to funny!,1
"[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t afford Sky,",0
I can`t keep it,0
got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell,0
Gettin check outta school cause im siccck. Goin to pick up jimbbbbo.,0
Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me,1
"Gone r the days wen we used to sit 4 exams.. no more exams, no more classes, no more bunking n no more fun..",0
" Every time I have Friday off. Sadly, that`s not too often",0
 now you`re scaring me.... can`t you just be mad? Don`t jip the world of your presence,0
 Remember to put your phone on silent! lol  Night loveees,1
 dude!!! wtf!! I text you this morning so that you can take care of me! so uncool..... it`s confirmed... you hate me,0
"Oh god, a moth was living in a **** power outlet!  (Actually, my PowerSquid.)",0
snowbear has finally come out...congrats che and warren,1
_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri  but thnks so much,1
" aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys.  We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",1
 that sucks  booo.,0
Yao is out for the rest of the season! NOOO!..staying home on a Saturday night...SHOCK....got my phone fixed,0
Too tired,0
_RedBone stop that babe u makin me feel very bad now! :/,0
Ugh I`m tired,0
Covering my portfolio to send to my *dream job* in ny! Send good vibes!,1
Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams,1
I am so sad... How come Pooch Hall from The Game has not accepted my friend request on Facebook Yet,0
" Thank you! One day at a time, right?",1
very disappointed in him    gonna have to sleep it off....,0
" haha no problem, it`s fun isn`****",1
death cab for cutie and slouchy barets  its a good way to start the day.,1
Rode a jeep home with my mentor. Heard his story being in UP FineArts. Pretty cool.,1
my cheeeks hurt so bad. what happened!?,0
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the moms! If you`re an awesome mom, you`ll help #savechuck",1
  I`m only telling the truth..... You know you have skills,1
Thundershowers plus baseball equals awwww,1
 You Got Twitter! Yayy  ****,1
its ok  saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on  #SanctuarySunday,1
 it`s my fave!,1
took the most amazing power nap ever. now its starbucks time.,1
Fun webcamming with caroooo,1
" if i can buy sleep for you, i will... that`s what you need!",1
is fixin to clean the house for my mom for mother`s day,1
_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan,1
just finished baking some cinnamon rolls   soooo yummy!,1
 aww bradie loves perth  I love the ad at the top of his page too lol ****,1
 lol. thanks babe!,1
tafe was actually quite good. for once,1
 ok2  g`nyt? Haha too early.,1
" haha.. yes, i`m jealous! i don`t have money to do all that!",0
 er yea am i doubly awesome now?,1
is gutted she isnt going out tonight,0
" well at least they have good taste in art,cabinet appts.not so much",1
has on music at work today its so painful,0
This morning I rode behind a guy with a bird cage containing a plastic Tyrannosaurus rex attached to his bicycle. I couldn`t get a photo.,0
Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today  but before that... revision revision revision :/,0
"Awesome sunday service  God is for you, Jesus is praying for you - What can man do to you?!",1
Heading downtown! Drinks and dancing!!,1
says karma strikes more than twice!  http://plurk.com/p/rqk2z,0
<i>Waiting For Natie to come online I miss him,0
 I sure hope so!,1
Sooo readyyy for the summerr babyyyy!!!!!!!!!,1
has a sore throat,0
 jersey weather - and good on you for the charity drive!,1
"_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?",1
" Thanks Anita, I am looking for hosting, I will look at them too",1
 My cats enjoy the sunbeams from the open windows.  I think that counts.,1
  I hope you have a nice sleep,1
This thunder is scaring the hell out of me...geez...I HATE THUNDER  we better not loose electricity... #fb http://myloc.me/2144,0
Argh noo! Missed The Killers on Wossy!  That sucks! Missed out on Brandon. Total failure! Anyone know if it`s repeated? Must investigate!,0
driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping  promising myself to make time next week.,0
 you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though,1
chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****,0
Getting really guilty,0
 omg in your pic youu look so cuute !,1
_SUPRNATURAL  ok thanx very much u can send me the answer by private mail if u like but would be sooo cool wish i was in birmingham,1
" I know. I think I`m going to have to miss it, though.  This is when sacrificing money for job happiness sucks ****.",0
" Oh same here, can`t believe they killed him off!  Hate Stringer now!",0
  Haha ! Go Martin ! His fixed our Ski like a million times ...,1
Blocked the acct for one of my most hated sports teams. That felt really good.,1
 Always a good idea.,1
about to go to acting school  yayay,1
 just going through some of his tracks in iTunes and buying his awesome tracks I don`t have. Loving it,1
"Oh, and now Mondays also mean new American Dad!  So glad I watched that show, so funny, and it makes Mondays even better",1
Pulled in all directions and not knowing where to go,0
" Ugh, frustrating. I see a few briefs a week with groups in them, mostly from traditional agencies.",0
Had a good day 2day!  off to bed. Nite tweeps.,1
 ooo thanks for the danger radio link  loves it...how did the test go?,1
I am so hungry...if my arm were on the core diet I would eat it!  Guess I have to wait until dinner is ready,0
_Jamie I guess  ! I was really suprised..,1
Ken Wilber - Realistic Expectation of Integral Wisdom: http://tinyurl.com/clfzdx ...very interesting.  I don`t mind the video quality.,1
Goodnight world and all who inhabit it!,1
"Heyy, Im Not feeling so good cuz of wat happened yesterday in the car accdentt.",0
 Yeah it`s a really fascinating paper isn`****? Credit goes to  for the discovery,1
: yes  and ily,1
"if one people did any wrong, the world blames all the people over there, this is the great world which we are living in!  ****!",0
"Choir assembly was bad  it`s **** hot, yay!",0
 i want chinese food really baaad.,1
I am listening to the music of Super Juniors of Korea. I so like the way they sing and dance. I hope someday i can meet them.,1
 thanku  cooking is simple but the law is- u hve to have fun while u make it,1
I`m all scared and bruised.,0
Well that sucked except for the company I had. Go Kelly.,0
 and I have to wait till January. Life is not fair!,0
Really good night,1
" At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer   Hope you`re well, sister.",1
 oh no.  hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.,1
"'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids  iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol",1
oh men..not in the mood  I`ll go home tomorrow..wanna be w/ my family..its my birthday,0
 Sorry Ali,0
 Thanks twilight... i know we love canon,1
 selfupdate and clean ruby fixed that part but now its failing on rb-rubygems,0
Happy #juddday everyone!,1
Today is my first Mothers Day with my little boy. Hope you`re having a beautiful Mothers Day too,1
 I know Buffie. I am sitting in my office instead of going to see Ms. Kane. Major bummer,0
"_21Thanks, I`ll keep working on her    lol good idea!",1
_sb I killed my furby tooo,0
" S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*",0
melissa_leah: my car wont start.......,0
"winding down, love having a low key day.",1
 OMG that is toooo funny!,1
Having fun  With my friend !,1
thanks for the raspberry-Laced Vanilla Cake,1
Is feelin right rite now,1
"wish I could feel no pain (8)  but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!",1
Why did sound input for my computer stop working?  It`s not the mic or jack (USB webcam mic doesn`t work either) Checked input controls.,0
*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !,0
"Sitting watching britain`s got f all talent, but have watched a small girl cry and it`s sad",0
" I wanna play with you tonight  *pout, pout side face*",1
"Bumper Sticker: 'If you don`t want to stand up for our troops, feel free to stand in front of them' Thank you to all in the military",1
 Thanks! Funny cause it`s true!,1
" at freddies having a cotch and LADYHAWKE is here, just missing you my bajan beauty",0
Puzzled by people`s mood swings... it makes me somewhat sad that I can`t pinpoint  how  they feel,0
 and no I didn`t burn the eggs.  We had a blast and the food was great all weekend. We had an awesome carne asada too.,1
 Where are u  miss you I hope you are doing well *sending big hugs*,1
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the mums out there, old & new.",1
_preet haha one of the many reasons I love you,1
back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.,1
 Mine too! Hayley is great,1
Wait...  and ... Electrik Red or Richgirl?  I`m a sucker for the later,0
I`ve got a headache  !!!,0
missin my bro..,0
"So now, I have conjunctivitis in my left eye. Is this a sign of something? What did I do wrong to deserve this?LOL I`m dying people!",0
"Being unable to have booze on a Friday, indeed the entire weekend, actually hurts",0
Wedding anniversary meal yest. - first 5* proper meal out with wife since Rohan born. She did well and only checked her phone 80 times,0
 sounds like a great idea.  wish I could make it,1
"  i know the feeling, working so much sucks hardcore. we need to hang out soon",0
" Yeah, that lying in bed thing`s a bugger for blocking creativity  Worse if you`re pinned down by a pet cat, apparently...",0
 come back to Perth     I missed the show here!,0
" ummm, come on, for me twins and slurpees, and being in a car with the twins is going to be pretty epic!!!",1
DAM i wish cElEbs cOuld frikken fOLLow baaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkk,0
Go Canada they made Nikkie Payne #1 comic well she is soo yeah but she is only funny to pervs or teens or people in my family,1
"is in skwl now, and i dont really wanna study.. i saw him --> J***I and makes me feel down..",0
 Glad you like!,1
 lol seriously.  fail. ::sigh::,0
feeling lonely,0
 So true Donna  Wish you a joyfull sunday ~Siddy,1
 nah is next week honey ma fault for confusin u,0
Happy moms day,1
" Hey sorry this is late, I leave in 30 min  raincheck...tomorrow?",0
The best thing I have ever done is carry and birth a child,1
" I want too soo bad, I hate missing GUMBO, but I have a shoot tommorrow that I have to be at for 8:30.  So No GUMBO for me....",0
Really big spider on the floor two metres away from me  am actually a little scared.,0
" He steals my stuff, buries them under fence. Embarassing when it`s the man returning them! Not much I can do about frogs.",0
Subhana Allah... I got scare told you i started having anxiety,0
 Love that song! Happy Monday,1
I must have just missed   & I guess I scared  & _TX off...  Sorry,0
it was actually so hot today ..the sun has got his hat on . every one has got a tan except me,0
"Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us",1
"Excited!!! Trousers on their way from Topshop, should be here in a couple of days",1
 Europe sounds gr8! Will finish my exam on Teus and then we`ll  talk about it,1
May the 4th be with you. Happy Star Wars Day!   http://tinyurl.com/cjamjt #starwarsday #geek #dork #fb #awesome,1
Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore    hahaha NEXT!,1
morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!,1
"And you could have it all, my empire of dirt! I`m in a&e with dad I`m freezing fully shivering Every1 else is warm  no fones allowed ffs!",0
Just been asked to sing yet again....aha. coffee mornin this time. psychology past questions&revision suck!,0
kind of.i`m trying to make sure i have everything yet still look after the boy.hubby isn`t home yet,1
"_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then?  LMAO",0
im depressed on this pretty day  Everyone either is doing something or CAN`T...bleh -.-,0
Shelf from Ikea fell off the wall. damage done...about $78.95 worth. Or at least thats my estimate.,0
 of course i really hope that this would be his real twitter page! that would be soo cool,1
"had an amazingly unproductive day, but i loved it  time to go catch up on sleep!",1
SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER NO MORE TEST OR WORK YES!!!!!!! But im gunna miss alot of ppl,0
 thanks shir  I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do,1
" hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal  I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",1
Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done,1
Found out I have to go to the US again in August. Getting tired of transatlantic flights. Not good for my carbon footprint either,0
Danny cut his beautiful curls,0
sunburnt again,0
But on the bright side...no school,1
when da heck will the garage man get here I ask you.. WHEN..,0
 doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working,1
LOL OMG  replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX,1
i am going to be disgraced with myself for life if i don`t make it in next year. being a perfectionist sucks. good luckkkk,0
http://twitpic.com/67i90 - My plans have been ruined,0
 my saturday was good  i cannot wait until this monday night,1
enjoying this whole relaxation thing,1
soooo sunburnt  my mum was out earlier so i had to wait for her to get in and fell asleep on the trampoline for 2 hours in the sun (U),0
Two fantastic shows in a row,1
 yeah sucks eh!,0
" Aww tom, that made me smile  We love you very much too xD",1
Gonna have to have arthroscopy to repair my knee,0
  BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE.,0
 Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good  If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...,1
"Broke Up with girlfriend, FEELING Very lonely and heartbroken  Sad times guys (N)",0
 oh I am so sure they do get everything. They live their like celebrities,1
listens to MSI and bakes banana bread. How weird is she? Remarkably not so much anymore.,0
The Heater blew up,0
Wish I was at sri panwa now,1
"_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes",0
... thanks everybody for your wonderful feedback re my Happiletter,1
oh godddd I coughed up a little bit of taco,0
what am i gonna watch after BGT  bad times,0
 have a lok at EF too! they are jummy,1
 Hey thanks for following  Love the name Elijah thats what im going to name my Son,1
Just back from bingo w/family -- I won over $1100! Fun night,1
 Yeah. Me too. Will lookout on your tweets too. Happy Tweeting,1
 yeah  just told Stanley its the only time I want to slap girls icky **** encoraging bad behavior,0
http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.,1
I just saw a load of ambulances & police cars & a car smashed up with a roof lying in the road.  :'(  that`s 1 man dead 4 sure.    .,0
" - No work, but gotta be here till 9pm  Enna kodumai sir idhu...",0
  I hope you get well soon! <3,1
 I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry,0
BGT made me cry tonight,0
**** everything,0
  darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`,0
"Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!",1
 Socksy`s just plucky and independent to Caspar`s lazy and attention seeking,0
y do i only have 2 people following me  people follow me please x,1
Frustrated with copying 13Gigs across USB 1.1.Stupid old servers,0
I`m so very tired...and have insomnia.,0
  miss you captain,0
Ushers: You guys made Mother`s Day really awesome today! Thanks for coming in early to prep the surprise gifts for all our moms!!,1
 i thought you would win!  Fabulously40 have some bots on her side?,0
" Thank you! Your makeup art is top-notch, come to my house every morning! ha ha",1
Tonight was fun,1
 Have you noticed that we`re at the beginning of what may be the worst recession since the 1930`s ?,0
" Have fun, hon! Ooh, look what a poet I am.",1
bruise on knee will make it hard to skate tomorrow.,0
"ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i`m not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",0
" Patience, it`s worth it",1
 Thanks! Good morning,1
AHHHH my keyboards getting worse :/ my BDAY`s in 1 more day,0
 Sounds like fun  LoL. At least you still have some hair right?  how was the weekend?,1
Wow. That hurt way worse than i thought it would.,0
 She should keep her crown and shut her mouth!   Then she`ll know what non-judgmental means!,0
ugh... my back is killing me.,0
" I didn`t get a lot of sleep myself last night. And it is a good thing, reading",1
_xo  hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol  missed you ha bye hun ****,0
 Great !!! Your book looks fantastic ? I want it,1
 hahaa your awesomee !,1
_AM Well what can I say - you do look Hot in your pic... That`s gotta work for most of us...,1
 your new song is AMAZING,1
  #lichfield #tweetup sounds like fun  Hope to see you and everyone else there!,1
http://twitpic.com/66xlm -  hate when my PARKED car gets hit,0
Back from LAAANDAN.  Miss it already   check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw,0
sad.. Daniel is leaving Florida now.. just gave him a big hug,0
Did you guys figure out Saturday? I really wanted to go but my mom is sick so I have to take her to the hospital in Tampa,0
Thinks twitter doesn`t like me,0
had a nice mother`s day with mum. she liked her presents. wondering if i`ll ever see some one again. talking to sisa.,1
Oh man. I have been sick all night. I feel awful.,0
"Just about to eat, home made indian food is boak  x",0
"Morning, up early to travel to today`s game but reli happy my bro is coming to watch me  x",1
FINALLY DONE WITH MY PROJECT !  now its 3:12 am  haha goodnights ! <3,1
"When youre kawawa, you make me kawawa cuz i hate seeing you so kawawa`s  ohhhhh <3",0
I have a headache. And I have nobody to keep me company.   _wants.to.be.a.kidd.again<3,0
another song that  makes me cry and cry all day  and night long.,0
I hope amy is okai,1
" Hi!good luck for the mtvawards, Im sure you`re going to win!I hope so!I Love your work! ha you speak spanish? take care",1
 aww noooo that doesn`t sound too great,0
crying real tears,0
" that`s cool. Well if you need any more help regarding that, Google is your friend. Plenty of info on that!",1
8am math final wish me luck,1
" good moring mr bailey, it is my birthday today",1
  Your such a riot!!    You go girl!!,0
I love that Joan Rivers says it`s Family First.,1
" Sounds like the very best sort of work then! Jenni seems lovely,so nice to hear that she is when meeting `in the flesh` too!",1
broken my leg  comment me please,0
 thank u soooooo much lil mama xoxo,1
I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight,0
"Just found out I want be able to go see my daddy tomorrow before he leaves because Ty has an activity tomorrow morning, that sucks",0
 I think that normally we are drawn to people familiar or similar to us. The cougar thing is for some quick fun.,1
 At least you made it,1
well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C   but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^  next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!,1
"Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers.  Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow",1
"'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me",1
 Hi there! Nice to meet you,1
Happy mother`s Day!!!! No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you - life,1
 That was fantastic! Thank you,1
 i haven`t got a text back!  sod her i looks fabulous!,1
" Thanks, Enjoy your dinner tomorrow",1
_0981 ohh that`s awesome of you  probably coulda gotten gifted tickets outta it from the foil queens LOL,1
Just got home from another wonderful night,1
Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.,1
"homee from wango tango, i had fun  really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3",1
"So has anyone had that yucky new throwback pepsi and mountain dew yet? If they plan on keeping it around, I will not be drinking it!",0
loving that spring definitely seems to be here now,1
" **** dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC  flash expert...",0
My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?,1
Going to the doctors now. Scared as ****.,0
"_Morales I like you. I mean as a random person, because I obviously don`t know you. but. we think alike",1
has a headache already?  boo,0
 Bad times for everyone  Whywhywhy do we have to write essays  No fair!,0
 Fighter - Christina Aguilera. LOVE that song,1
 i might have been a child but i was NEVER one of THOSE .....and i`ve already apologised to you for it,0
"I have a headache, and it`s not going away.",0
 very bad.,0
 Neither could i! And i looked on ebay and it was like 250 euro for two!!!! but i doubt my parents would fork that amount out,0
Can`t wait 4 a real bed!  haha,1
 cool.. look forward for frequent tweets,1
_Bill2030 And good morning to you too.,1
 hey i know ya dont know me but i wanted to say yopu have helped me a lot i was over in iraq and i wanted to thank you,1
Heading back home with a win!,1
" nothing much, juss really bored! hbu?",0
 happy birthday  and  congrats  wish you were here for your lady..ill take care of her;),1
 why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?,0
Finally out of school for today! HAD TO SIT IN LIBRARY FOR A LONG TIME,0
"http://bit.ly/5e7dr  this is cool, van helden.",1
OMFG my favourite jerk chicken place closed,0
 really?!?! It looks like its going to rain here but its all just gray.... La is a bummer sumtimes,0
 Follow both because I don`t know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it,0
 no happy hour for me today,1
Borrowing my Mom`s Lenovo laptop The trackpad and the battery life suck balls for quarters. Seriously missing my MacBook Pro,0
this thing was more fun with my itouch,1
 LOL #yourock,1
Chilling at home,1
Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob  as it said on MSN entertainment,1
 Cant wait for DTE in Michigan this summer you guys are great look for me in the customized NKOTB Track Jacket,1
has enjoyed her first day of summer,1
_Lay aww well I just randomly woke up and now I can`t sleep! Too many things on my mind,0
I love that my boyfriends loves my mac n cheese. he even took some to work with him,1
just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool.  twittering in school? awesome!,1
 yeeeeeessss I can`t wait! Too bad I can`t drink,0
Also I was conviced to do a happy dance and then told it was the most adorable happy dance ever,1
 That was nice. I Just ordered my mom her gift from me and my sister.   Something different and unexpected.,1
"http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future",1
 Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary,0
 Haha! Thanks! It`s the inane grin from grading. Some students have been really fascinating this semester,1
fml my work uniform is on the washing line,0
**** internet jus cut me off!  was bout 2 shoot sum guys eye out  ~*~KANDI~*~,0
wish i was home in time for the #jonaswebcast today,1
" good afternoon, hope you have a great week",1
Exhausted after a 58 hour work week,0
 ****! natalya! you gotta tell me whats going on!!! i`d call you but i lost all my phone numbers when i broke my blackberry,0
" Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below  Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D",1
Succesfully following Tayla!!,1
 haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine,1
 Makes me wish I had dogs instead of cats!,0
Anotha day of work  not lookin forward i hate closin fri,0
But I do know is that I am extremely happy with him and wouldn`t change him for the world and don`t want anybody else.,1
 I know  I think I`m like dieing!,0
 http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...,1
"Hell, my iTunes music library is even bipolar!",0
rather excited about my hospital placement starting on monday. I get to give needles and take blood,1
" Poor kitties  If there`s nothing that can be done, hopefully you`ll at least be able to find her a good home",1
it is on environmental studies and driving me mental,0
" You are very sweet, my everyday hero friend",1
"do not go to moes mexican grill, it is TOO spicy!",0
 hahahah lols you have fun with that aye  i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L),1
 How could you go to Cali without me??? I`m sad.,0
 and what a scary reflection it was! thought you were going to wizz your pants,0
"Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour",1
aaawww im soooOOooo tired today.. i dont feel good.. i dont wanna go to work wah..  but yeah im goin to work in a few mins. til closing..,0
"Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.",1
I miss my mom..  'May angels lead you in',0
Blue Oyster Cult - I Love The Night *that`s when all my friends are around*  ? http://blip.fm/~5jd4b,1
 my bad. I thought you were talking about today,0
 congradts on ur show  Even tho i wasnt there lol,1
juss dropped the wife off I love her so,1
It`s a really warm day in Seattle! My reeses chocolate is melting!!!,1
Justin is too funny on SNL... Ciara finna perform,1
"I love these App things, it be hella awesome bro.",1
 Any others jobs like this available? Sounds like a great experience. Direct message if you know of any others.,1
auntie diane wins quote of the day 'and hes the incredible hulk',1
 Your welcome.,1
WHOA! Twilight the board game! AAAHAHA,1
 i am sorry i don`t like girls ~that way,0
Woke up early! Still sick,0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to all of the wonderful women out there.  Have a great and relaxful day.,1
"sigh, my sisters bein strange.. she came all the way from copenhagen to london, and now her phones turned off.. i wanna see her dammit",0
dont put behind the wheel lmfao today was fun,1
 I must agree I do like blackberries!,1
"Bah, here I was out in the sun in my new hammock, drinking beer, playing the guitar and singing, and the mosquito chased me inside",0
I think I would be a good radio dj...I like awesome music and I have a great personality!!!!  ;) !!!   !!!,1
" haha we just say two weeks, but please do continue with the BrE it`s great",1
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....,0
 and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.,1
I`m awake and can`t sleep bc I`m feeling sick  yuck!!!,0
 yeah twitter is a lot of fun babe... especially when you`ve got ppl to talk to! lol & that sounds Goooooood lol,1
wishing you all a happy monday and a wonderful start to this week ! Make it a good one,1
 hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!,1
" just had a look - missed out by a couple of hours, i`m sorry. i`ll let you know next time..",0
" still a bit of a warning signal in my head saying: 'you want yesterday`s headache back? ok, get yourself a coffee then, quick!'",0
" thanks for viewing my portfolio www.wahliao.com  I`ll be updating it sometimes, will keep u updated.",1
love it when jonas brothers are in the trending topics. maybe taylors turn next,1
 Oh so nooooowwww youre too busy for me...dam I see how it is! How long we known each other?!?!?,0
"My knee **** hurts man  Haylee doesn`t even care, GET ME MORE MILKSHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE IT!",0
I`m hungry. And single.  heading to the golfing range soon.,0
tried  to sleep but i cant bout 2 call tisha,0
"Thanks to all the new followers  Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.",1
if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it,1
  still waiting to have a beer with Moldovan. At least he`s happy I came.,1
I am watchinggg the new video of  Its sooo good  Addicted!,1
"gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.",0
Traffic is down to a crawl on I-94 right now.,0
" Sheesh. No crochet? BAH and humbug. And sleep? Um, I suppose I will someday",0
I feel better today.,1
happy mothers day to all the beautful mums.,1
wishing i could go to CaBo tonight,1
It does! Lol but i have none,1
I am loving this beautiful monday morning!,1
 I always hope they will die out but then i see the the old ones and it makes me sad,0
 lol cute.  BTW Happy Mother`s Day lady,1
" Yes, have to be right for church",1
 that is really brilliant!,1
 umm how abt a comment like that :p 'i dont like this',0
"really bored today. just ate a bowl ful of rasberries and grapes, now i`m waiting for my dinner",0
"  Yes,  and I hope the show I promoted was clean.....   lol      Bella",1
 pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!,1
Excited for Rove tonight! Jennifer Garner and Gina Riley!,1
  boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn,1
Happy Mommy`s Dad Mommy  watching the football  Yay The Eagles Are WINNINGGGGG  they better keep it up *sigh!,1
 thanks for the message - just worked out how to see them and reply!,1
 haha i only love you too sissy!!!!!  ring power! lol,1
damjust finished watching Prison Break: the final break...omg i dont think i`ve cried so hard for a show..Finally understand the finale,1
 kenny u alive!!!...I`m here getting da hair done..to bad I`m not chillin w/ u todat  kinda sad,0
 ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here.,0
alice doesn`t know what to wear to the cinema  <3,0
" And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows",0
" Very. I`m ill and attempting to remember lots, and nothing is going in.",0
 Haha  i like you default picture.     Meow.,1
"Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!",0
I wanna buy a million copies. But i aint that rich   just buy some more copies urself hahah,0
"epic writing fail, ew. going to try and sleep",0
Saturday is Partytiiime,1
 she could have been a lost dog  poor girl,0
 That`s for sure. That`s why I intentionally turn my thought processes to the silly,0
" morning sweetie, you cool?  ****",1
To all mothers in the world : happy mothers day,1
 i KNOW! AHH!  so fun!,1
 oh that`s cool   Thanks!!,1
computer.. please stop being so loud so i can do my work,0
It`s a beautiful nice day and I`m stuck inside!,1
 I GET IT.  YOU ESPLAINED IT TO ME AWHILE AGO.,0
" nothing  it`s sad, actually",0
RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! i`m gonna melt. **** it`s cold. freakin cold.  brrrrrr,0
 thanks so much for that!  i will most definitely pass that along to my amazing mother...,1
My puppy Gizmo h8s me..  haha. He still growls @ me.  I always look back @ my long pruple scar on my fingie,1
" i know right, that`s so weak  but the g1 seems most like the sk i think. latonya is lamesauce, just call her that from now on",0
My head hurts beyond much.,0
"Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though  .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday",1
" I`m blue.  In other news, you will love tonight`s DC!",1
happy mothers day to my mom & all the other mommies / moms to be! have a qood one ladies,1
"I`m in VA for the weekend, my youngest son turns 2 tomorrow......it makes me kinda sad, he is getting so big, check out my twipics",0
hm seems to have been because my blog was marked as a phishing site,0
" I didn`t like the new Terminator movie, man",0
  glad you liked it-  he`s done loads of arrangements but that was the only one i could find on blip,1
 Yeah i like it,1
_nash Ba-dum-tish!  You win,1
watching run fat boy run...haha its soo funny.,1
 You better believe it!   and I wouldn`t miss it for the world!,1
its castiel!!!!  [ the angle ],1
umm...why will it not let me change my background?! im twitter-challenged.,0
" Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here.  Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe",1
 aww  i guess not that many people are online though...,0
Phone will die soon. What to do now? Oh no!,0
 i havent got poked much,0
 not helping!,0
Never commute in the rain. The people get so much meaner to you.,0
Omg. i love my parents i juss got a lavender camera as an early birthday present!!!,1
goodness gracious my chair broke,0
"feels sorry every time I`m printing out, I use like 200 new papers",0
" That was pretty awesome on both our parts, but a person on a bike behind you said hello and left before I recognized him",1
"4 hours of sleep, a migraine, again? What is wrong with me?    hate my life",0
" try again, minna  i edited quickly, sorry!",0
I am so sick and tired of this on and off rain,0
is sad that Piggy died,0
" That`s just weird... :\  Oh, and what was it you were drawing for me?",0
Reese`s pieces ily,1
Dang it! I REALLY look like ****!! Sigh only had 35mins to shower and 10mins to get ready,0
_WOCKEEZ  Don`t wanna miss ANY of your shows...you guys kick it! Sad to say...my plane is in the shop...,0
 Can`t wait to see it tonite!! should be hilarious,1
in science class right now... urgh... stupid project.. don`t wanna go to track after school! too tired!  lol,0
never answer me back,0
" wow!  Nice roar, I see good things in your future",1
the day goes on and on...i think im gonna write a song about it! still thinking it�s impossible for me to get a true friend  why????,0
that party was a great time  just got `paranoid` by  as a ringtone! yay,1
"Well, enough mushy family talk. To bed I stubbornly go.",0
 It was BuckFast. Brain just went blank,0
 Happy mother`s day to ur mom!!! i hope she has a wonderful day!!!!!,1
" no, def rubbish tonight",0
wow...i have to many bookmarks...i just spent a good hour organizing,1
" love this one, especially the shoes  anyway, gmn punya acc lookbook ya? http://lookbook.nu/look/92920",1
 it was jokes!!!  me love the mag..really!,1
 where and when is your next show? or upcoming ones? i really want to see you guys,1
I am sad that my kids were ungrateful today,0
Celebrating mother`s day with apple pie,1
Bus stuck in traffic; gonna be late,0
finally graduation no more school ... im sick today,0
Awe i feel so left out,0
 great show today,1
     my bracelet broke today too.,0
 friends of mine just meet you today..... I can`t wait until it is my turn,1
"I miss my closest freind,Shirley, She went to France for the summer  I miss you Shirley!!!!",0
argh! why why why,0
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing  lol x",1
" except the fact that it`s been raining since Wednesday, and not supposed to stop till Monday. ew.",0
Strange day  I forget all what i can,0
Awesome night ahead: BAD v Rat City! Most of my favorite skaters on one track  #fb,1
"there are many jobs I aspire to, supervisor is not one of them  talk about too much stress for too little pay",0
  so what was said??  I`m so bummed I missed it!.  *sigh* I want to go to california,0
"thers not many peole tweeting tonight... well suppose it is friday...evry normal person is out partyin, but im skint",0
"booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!",1
Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!,1
"Sad news, after a week in the hospital, My uncle past away today. R.I.P. Uncle Tony",0
It`s a bad start to the day when you`re sweating your butt off before 0930 at the range,0
">>Why did the Blonde Keep failing her drivers license test-------->>>>>Everytime they stopped, she jumped in the back seat.",0
is feeling very happy despite the amount of work that i need to do today!!! Happy times,1
 thanks for agreeing with me,1
"Killed a pigeon today  Thought it was going to move out the way of the car.. next thing I know, BANG feathers in the rear view mirror RIP",0
GOOD MORNING!!,1
"btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.!  <33333333333",1
 I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.,1
 im missin out on all the fun aww  *cryin* lol,0
photo session + mother-daughters bonding session = happy me,1
_nichole i miss my earrings  lol you should let me know when your close by,0
Driving fast is SO much fun. I went 80 in a 25. Hahaha. Goodnight!,1
"My blackberry ran out of juice in the middle of the day...it was miserable! No twitter or email at my beck and call, truly awful",0
" yeah, i`m so excited.",1
My room is too hot to sleep in.,0
" Praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety. <--One of my fav songs",1
"Hey dude who turned down a flyer, you`re a poser and not nice",0
thanks !!my real name is nadia,1
_am_umlaut oh no!  i`m very sorry to hear,0
 haha  Thanks!,1
"Moving: nothing accessible. Camera broken, kitchen stuff in boxes, no internet.  Makes it hard to cook or blog.  get me to brooklyn!",0
Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.,0
" Maybe you have, my memory sucks.",0
 hope our wishes come true someday.,1
the commies at their finest: youtube and blogger are blocked in china. no updates from us while we are in china.  but GREAT WALL CONQUERED,1
but worth it i spose,1
"went to galveston, want to go back",1
Hahhahah I`m watching the greatest movie ever,1
I am so tired!,0
haciendo mi primer app con Thin + Rack + some crazy stuff...,1
is hating the weather. UGH.,0
Dreading the weekly grocery shopping.,0
Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night,1
 Not available in my area  I would too,0
 It`s too nice to be inside,1
() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... :  I`ve told at least 27  Thanks babes.,1
 genevaaa! my picture isnt showing up  i dont think im doing it right,0
on my way to work. I`M SO HUNGRY!,0
" I`m trying my dang hardest to not watch the movie again until I finish the book, again.",0
No one loves me  Brittany forgot my flowers...,0
sick of having constant bad dreams  grr,0
can`t stop smiling  i`m in the best mood right now!!!!!,1
" Poor you  Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!!",0
"sigh.. stayed up late cause was on a role w/ assessment, now I`m so tired my eyes r stinging & my head hurts.. & I still need 500 words",0
Son`s 15th Birthday this weekend.Taking him out for a Mexican meal and a major game buying spree.I miss the Lego days,0
this week has been fun...i hope next week will be even better  NYC in 19 days,1
Cant wait to see my boy tomorrow,1
"Oh and PS. Since it is already 12:30, I should probably say 'Happy Mother`s Day' to my Mom and all the mothers out there!",1
Stressed  I want prom to be perfect for me & my babe and **** aint looking to good right now!,0
Beer pong and dubstep. Good nite,1
"It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron  lol sonny",1
"Home. Should be in the bed, but I`m just super duper excited about tomorrow.",1
 Thanks! I`m going to the Laker game tonight. Sec 108. I LOVE LA!,1
 What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.,1
Awesome  I saw it thursday night. It is so great. 100% perfect casting.,1
I`m really nervous about giving a speech at a wedding tomorrow,0
 your face makes people laugh. cause you`re so ugly. so you`re half-way there,0
Oh yeaah.  we`ll still be bffs  aha _marie.,1
I`m so pissed off today n sadly.. Can`t even share the reason here,0
wondering what on earth is this new tools for,1
got a lot of shopping done today...really excited bout my new travel journal! Going to go to sleep watching a movie with my cousins,1
" I so agree with you we have been married for 7 yrs, and this is our 6th move  BLAH!!!",0
: Am sad i got no money on my phone. Ahh well  lly Mitchel ****,0
WTF rehearsal  off  got to space and room was booked and the  brothers have stuff right after so we cant transfer to another room studio,0
this is a horrible day.,0
"Garden going well, almost all the corn and peas are up, no onions or beets up yet though.",1
" **** - that`s sad, then... I haven`t heard the new one yet. Sounds like I`ve been spared a tragedy.",0
 hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by..  good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!,1
 sorry my friend ... but  is paying the mortgage!,0
 girl you stay inviting me but not doing a follow-up hahaha... no phone call to check up on me,0
 i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.,0
My new car is already giving me problems  That cant be a good sign.,0
" Yeah, plus it`s just a little too far to walk to Pinocchio`s for sushi",0
 That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat.  I should be a lot of fun though,1
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson5.html << I chose the wrong career,0
_O_C I`m seriously screwed  I haven`t studied at all!!!! :`(,0
thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats  ..,1
 very much much much mash!!!! more please,1
" That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?",0
" Thanks for the heads up, Ethan. Watching it now",1
"#liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women)",0
nice night  bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow,1
 no im not going this wknd  sorry it took me forever to respond i just realized twitter isnt txting me ur updates!,0
yay i hit 50 subscribers on youtube. go me  lol.,1
Watching Ellen Love her!! then doing the dishes  and tanning ...it`s gorgeous out!,1
bad hair day,0
 don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago),0
"_xox  Oh god, everyone`s dying.  But it`s mainly justin depressing me",0
"quitting my beloved job... having a long luvly  vacation at Koh Tao (turtle island), south of Thailand... SEA, SAND, SUN...WANNA JOIN ME?",1
"Wow, mosquitoes in the backyard suck.  So does coughing myself half to death in the middle of the night and keeping Cassidy awake too.",0
Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed.  Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.,1
 Thank you!  I`m working on `s,1
" And ooh, you changed your Twitter name! I approve whole heartedly.",1
 Hi Sharon Missed you on our x factor last year!!  Come Back!! x,1
Bummed out I am missing a rock climbing trip next week,0
I dont like the dentist...they make my gums hurt,0
" YAY! Hope your day at work is wonderful, Sis! We have a Bank Holiday in England today so everyone is off work",1
whohoo!  Erin just got accepted to Ottawa U nursing school at the Algonquin Pembroke campus.  I just may get my girl back,1
"Just got in a bit of a car accident, poor Patrick",0
" that`s family for you  imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",0
I feel I owe it to  to listen to her new albums (everything released after `Chains`) since she was nice to me on Twitter!!,1
"Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope",1
Goodnight peoples!,1
"I hate to say this, but CLA really should have had a press conference or something today.",0
 thanks so much! we love fanmail  talk to us anytime,1
"Cleaned four bathrooms this afternoon....(yes, go ahead and feel sorry for me...lol)....mine are still waiting for my attention",0
**** if there is anytime I need my car... its now! Dammit,0
" hi there, nice to meet you.  I am new to twitter and I guess you are too?",1
 It was on March 22nd in UK..today all quiet here regarding mothers day  Very sweet of u to wish though..thanks!,1
has plopped TWICE! TWICE!  http://plurk.com/p/svs0y,0
" Youtube. ) Really awesome quality, actually.",1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS OUT THERE!!!!!!!,1
_ thats coz we love you,1
Good Morning Everyone,1
 Wahey! Fancy meeting you here  Thanks for the tweet and great to be twittered together,1
_marie1 hey beautiful whats up?,1
Aww I got to see my 1st grade teacher`s last day before she retired,1
"  caww that sounds good, I hope you`re right",1
 Good to hear  I have a feeling though the `behind the scenes` and/or being there is better than what is shown on TV!,1
 Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday  Must be the meds.,1
baby alex i miss you  ily<3 good night</3,1
Ahhhhhh I got stitches  I seriously cant wait to go to the beach! SUMMER HURRY UP!!!!!!,1
Just when I thought albany couldn`t any worse my ao`s leave me,0
 Having an awesome day? You should... I expect as much out of you  #awesomeupdater,1
Feel like death  evil headache and need to pack and drive to parents. Bum.,0
"I told andrew that JT is going to cameo @ MTV movie awards. He said, 'he`s pissing me off.' guess they`re in a fight",0
 anyday! I hate living here!,0
its so sad when the dad dies  hakuna matana it means no worries for...,0
 being sunburnt is horrible,0
ok shopping was far too fun ~ unpacking the bags now,1
" Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.",1
just got back from greenlake.  it was such a nice day today!,1
Rewarding myself with dinner at American Dream pizza on the rooftop terrace. Perfection  got 7 pages done on the prospectus!!,1
 I LLLOOOVVVEEE ICARLY,1
"ohhhh, how sad...I didn�t get it!",0
 can`t wait to crack it open and no doubt will learn from it as well as support my evangelizing cubicle-freedom-ness!,1
Finally got my money. Too bad it goes to bills,0
http://twitpic.com/67di2 - This is what I meant when I said my skin is terrible. Plus sunburnt chest.,0
"is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes",1
 Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter  (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?,1
Ugh! Plane delayed due to weather!  Stuck with another hour to kill.  http://twitpic.com/67xs0,0
Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money.  Nt fair.,0
"i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home",0
"Emergency Radio for iPhone is awesome, listening to Johnson County Sheriffs live scanner stream",1
should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.,1
"Went to get dog from vets, theyve stitched her ear, charged us for it but she still bleeds like a waterfall everytime she moves. D: WHY!",0
 Sorry RB is on PS3 for me,0
Knew she was an idiot..,0
 nite nite bday girl  have fun at concert,1
just had a great dinner with my wonderful girlfriend.,1
 I can`t wait to see yall Friday !!!! I hope I meet u guys!! That would make the night even better,1
Gees can this week get anymore horrible....now i cant go to spain,0
" Where`s yummiest Pan Mee? For me it`s behind Dance Center, Ipoh Garden South. and i miss it",0
mufasa!!!! warriors or the OCEAN!  hahahahahaha,1
"_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!",1
whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food  its a womens night mwahaha >,1
" you`re welcome char, glad you liked the cake, it`s pretty simple you should give it a try",1
Just got back from the grocery store. Now I`m starving and can`t find anything to eat!,0
never trust someone else`s battery operated power tools when you`re in a hurry,1
 oh ok kool  keep me informed bout that checked ur paged its nice,1
mmmmm my hair smells guuud.  the wonders of 'pantien' ;D,1
 so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min  aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it,0
  NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation,1
 I tried that but I can only use import/export for contacts saved locally on my Outlook. Thanks Though,1
" Oh, he`s hilarious. I`m just commenting on the fact that he`s there so much.",1
Only have 80  followers... So sad.,0
 nice capture,1
had plans with people but they cancelled...now what to do?,0
"this hole twitter thing is new too me, its not letting me change my picture so your stuvk with the wee stpid thing for now",0
watching Army Wives and it always makes me cry,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jf4m - Very interesting head gear. lol.,1
Back home  Had a great time!,1
 That doesn`t sound fun,0
"excited about CWPM tomorrow.. only one member is going but still , its a good start",1
"I`m off to bed. Head just won`t stop giving me pain. ahgg.. Let this sinus, allergy, whatever you are be over tomorrow! Sogni D`oro",0
**** elora danan are breaking up  too and im missing their last nsw show too  def need to hit up melbs !! someone come with ?,0
"I`m struggling today...Nola woke up at 3:30, so I`m running on no sleep.",0
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyJvgnP9-vA sowwwwyy! U girls make me twisted all time,0
 God bless you my dear friend...,1
 How did we just get paid and still be broke as hell?! No shopping spree for me today,0
why does  never reply to mee  he must really hate me :l,0
happiest girl in the world.  best weekend ever and I can`t wait for next weekend either!!!  so grateful for all my blessings!,1
is crying..because the school years over  i wont get to see my teachers!  i wont get to see johnathan.......,0
 You can`t make it down to NYC at all when I`m there huh?,0
My knee is killing me,0
Getting anxious for Blink- 182`s new album!,0
I havent ben on here n a while...  sorry but im bac now so hit me hup,0
Had a dream I brought  and  to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me,1
went to the dmv today.....some things never change,0
"I`m feelin sad, depressed, lonely, unhappy all at once. Rwhats wrong with me",0
 Agfest? it was pretty awesome.. loads of people were there lol,1
" dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever",1
I am so jelz. I want a house. >,0
 WHOO HOO. Congrats on getting under 200lbs,1
" I know! I can`t go either...it`s sad  She needs to come back to MI asap, haha",0
" I need horror to be lovecraftian actually, not enough weird horror movies.",0
Fighting with Nagios configuration.  Great tool but the config is a bit of a labour,1
its my birthday.....happy birthday to me!!!!,1
 you are just wrong!!! Now you`ve come to brag with a full belly??? Smh ...,0
Guess this is a 24-48 hour maintenance.. I`m so sad I miss my friends,0
 TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work  needed CALGON. Hope you &  have an AWESOME weekend!,1
Food @ Cheesecake Factory w/ Travis. He lost his passport btwn SD and LV.,0
Way to many people were crying at the school picnic and now I have to decide if I want to go back or go to public. I`m confused and sad,0
happy birthday to ,1
"Just cross `cause I`m stuck twiddling my thumbs now, ugh",0
 Don`t be mad at me.  Please? ::puppy dog eyes::,0
 I was hoping I could just drop them into ~/.vim so both Vim and MacVim could share them,1
Is sad when people`s phones are dead,0
madd bored,0
" wow. have a safe trip back home  and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!",1
I love my big brother very much.,1
"  Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!",1
" yeah, that was my point >.< please dont make me feel worse than i do",0
" Tis a book...called Love, **** and Tragedy. Highly interesting. Influence of classical on modern world",1
 sure. But be careful also of making statements that we don`t do it. Parallel ideas do happen. I`ve seen it myself.,1
Ugh. Too much happened today. I really need a hug,0
  lure her in with a foot massage!,1
 I haven`t had a good homemade flour tortilla in ages.,0
Good episode of Top Gear tonight.,1
  i think my niece got me sickee  lame.,0
I love when i have time for starbucks,1
HOMEWORK  BORRIING,0
listening to some bands recommended to me by Sarrah  i really like the friday night boys <3,1
The  3d movie was amazing but a little to short  i wanted more!!,1
"New pollster data on party identification in the United States : Democratic (36.7%), Independent (33.5%), Republican (26.4%). OUCH.",0
 HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula,0
My new camera... http://tinyurl.com/l8pde3 ... RIP my hot pink Polaroid i733,0
 aww  but we miss you here in the USA.,0
yay cheerleading when im sick. its gonna be a fun  night peoples,1
Yum! Whole box of cookies for me,1
awwww bless her  she needs another chance.,1
" naw, it doesnt match up LOL and i have no shenanigans to discuss...  but i did do the thing...",0
" sux, I`m thinking of being an accountant. Mad monies! I`m a middleschool cafeteria manager  (25k/yr)",0
_Hall Is that why you aint answer my call? Thought we were homies!?,0
i feel sad for you elizabeth.,0
is a bit tired. I blame the rain.  http://plurk.com/p/x2jc9,0
Watching Dr. Phil`s special on same-**** marriage. It`s sad how ignorant some people are,0
I wish I could twitter from the BOOK EXPO but the reception at the Javitz is horrible....,0
" yeah, I just realise the organiser dun let performing artist/djs drink on stage  tight malaysian laws n rules here",0
Is on her way home  aloha and good night everyone!,1
" hah yeah, its that bad, not gonna lie. :o Have fun",0
"Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.",1
"_at_work agree totally, think though if we can take a point off Everton and Liverpool beat Man City we are happy days",1
back home early for once  - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD,1
 That`s the one. I wish I have a video compilation of `s thrusting,1
_crisis deathmatch? I don`t have that game. Plus.... I`m not really good at any games  lol,0
Watching Ryann!!  Gonna be a grand day!!!,1
 *waves back* Have a good day,1
Very sad that my camera is in the hands of the Geek Squad. 2-3 weeks!,0
76 long and painful miles today.  knees ache.  approaching 50 years is rough. not accepting it well.  3 glasses of draft helped.,0
 LOL!  Too true,1
didnt do my devos...  hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.,1
"Just came back from my first city rooftop party  Man, even when you`re next to THE New Yorker Bldg, it still gets pretty windy up there.",1
 yeah.. I left cause my pc can`t run the client anymore. I had thought I would have a new one by now..,0
"Sometimes games are cruel because they`re not real... like last night when I won $128,600 on Wheel of Fortune",0
which was so UNLIKE the POs in oakland. they hated me,0
" Good plan, Peg --plus I like the sound of 'Money Monday'",1
"wow, i broke my toe today on a stupid piece of concrete!  LAME! job searching then sight seeing with Brittany.",0
_twist86 **** is picking up!,1
 serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!,1
"Scary lightning and thunder  I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha",1
Is Going To Buy A Wacom Today ... Goood Times,1
  and what did i do to u kk thanks,1
"_Beez - I`m 20% hetero-challenged, but still didn`t care for 'Milk'... I thought it was boring.",0
"chilling on the sofa, I hate vaccinations, I feel sooo ill",0
i hate it when my bff is groundedd  boooooooooo,0
31 degree centigrade is much hotter than 30 degree centigrade,0
" Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*)  Lots of love to you!",1
   Bummer.  I hope it doesn`t continue too long.,0
sitting at home being bored.......,0
" Oh how cool!!!, ok so for your head just laydown and put ice on it, that should heep the swelling down, I feel really bad",0
 can`t believe i wasn`t following you! am now  have an anatomy prac tmw so tonight i`m all about structr of the lwr limb,0
speakerphone with the bestie  love that kid http://tinyurl.com/qxyc2n,1
"Hey #socialmediatv  - I`m new here  - is this a recorded show, viewable later too?  thanks  (Social Media TV live > http://ustre.am/2NjV)",1
 That`s love.,1
 Oh I beg of you to add just a 3rd nite in Dublin in October... PLEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEEE,1
doneeee wheeee hahaaaaaaaa so tired and sleepy  peter u suck not coming to my bday!,0
things are looking better and better! i think i might be quite happy,1
it`s ridiculously warm in bed,0
Work till 6..then dreadful tv shopping cause mine broke,0
 is making everything fabulous tonight,1
"Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning",1
I hate going to work on nights that I`m in micro.   At least I get to work with !,0
uhh I wish someone would include me in their follow friday - would be great to get more followers,1
Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you.,1
I`m pondering lunch at Shane`s. I think. I can already hear people whining about it...,0
says gud eve guys.. lets play poker yeah!! cant read my poker face  http://plurk.com/p/sw4yq,1
Stunning weather today/this afternoon/now - couldn`t ask for better!,1
"Hi Charlie, thank you for following me! Nice to know there`s another Ollmann in the new world...",1
" It`s simple for those who know how to use it hahaa, i`m glad you`re okay  **** x",1
_nicole http://twitpic.com/4t6qx - i have the exact same pic except it`s my hubby & my chihuahua tucker   very cute.,1
 cool and aww,1
"_leslie I love the video!! You are inspiration Mr. Leslie, can`t wait for the new album still rocking the debut.",1
 You`re welcome.,1
texting my friends and being bored...   gosh i hate rain!!,0
 No. Its a bug  in coding. Go into the forum then do reg. Let me know if that work!,0
"Am i really hyperventilating over my hair???  yes, i most certainly am.",0
"i have twitter, sooo i`m pretty **** cool now",1
"Feeling very grateful for such a great Mum, and family",1
 That`s me set up for an exciting Sunday lol,1
"has just come back from horse riding, what a brilliant day",1
"hurt my left knee somehow last night, hurts to walk",0
"@_Toki_ the wee girl started crying and her mum came on, was such a shame",0
 how sad! are you saying that I`m fat?  *tears*,0
After work....Hillcats game!   .25 cent hot dogs haha,0
i want so bad to go to the mcfly`s concert  anybody up to go with me?,1
 welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break,1
misses Nanny.,0
 Miss you my dear,0
Boooo Animal collective is already sold out.  Guess I`ll be missing that show,0
ok so this eye doctor guy is taking forever and i`m sitting in a cold room by myself...what? A jerk!,0
is terrible at saving money..,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz,1
" nice song, where did it come from ?",1
_Guy Me neither  But it�s getting better,1
"Nice place to eat in sao paulo, brazil  http://twitgoo.com/28hh",1
 Depends on what they want for it....I`ve become poor again,0
not having a good day..one bad thing after another,0
Working during graduation. What a shame.,0
    the hills is gunna be so different!! gl with your designing etc.,1
i miss my husband,0
is excited!  http://plurk.com/p/stk04,1
" #TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome.  Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-",1
 Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled  that blows!!!,0
 Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent..  I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good,1
"_**** awww, that sucks",0
"CC�s video for Long Gone premiers today on yahoo, dont miss it: http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/premieres/ AWESOME video and version",1
 how crappy for him,0
"In math class now, about to shoot myself because its so boring.",0
" hey! negative on the primatech, this handle`s been on the tubes for a decade longer than heroes has",0
!!! Tell us your experience! I Loveeeee Youu!,1
Why are the sinks in hospital toilets so low? Now the **** of my grey suit is spattered with water! Just in time for Physio,0
 He was my reason for even going too haha.  Shaun of the Dead was too epic haha,1
Can`t sleep...so I`m watching HGTV. I`m afraid infomercials are about to take over,0
 well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully,1
" hope it isnt too hot a summer then.hows little one today,being good i hope.lol",1
 oh sweet! I`ll definitely check it out when I get the chance...,1
now we are cuddling.  girl cuddles are so fun and soft,1
shecky95   Happy Moms Day to u as well and many more to come,1
 that blip is NOT to be misconstrued as qs on last night`s convo... it`s just a song i really love & that rocks my morning,1
"My boyfriend just broke his wrist, now he might need surgery  im so nervous",0
 I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY?  Hope you have a blessed Day!,1
" i hope so, recorded the pit/was game to find out it didnt record... lucky it wasn`t the leafs, i woulda lost it by now",0
 Enjoy the ride,1
Its sunday morning and birds are chirping. Hoping for the best and praying that its the best.,1
 hi my name is Chelsea and i respect your opinion when it comes to dwts. you were great on there too!,1
 I listen it right now - so much fun!!!  No I just have to get it somehow,1
: aiaahh.. poor u  tell ur mom already?,0
  oh man i wanna be in the bay asap! Thank you   Have a great day!,1
"i am boooooooored, theres nowhere to go",0
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the mommies out there, be you woman or man as long as you`re `momma` to someone this is your day!",1
Fun is being had.,1
Had a great talk with Tony this afternoon... we`re going to give it another go,1
watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute,1
_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.,1
 ****,0
 cant believe tila tequila was in ct and i didnt know... so upset,0
So bummed that I can`t see LTJ in June  hoping for a UK yoke soon,0
"can`t wait to see `Transformers 2`.. C`me on, Shia! Yippiee!",1
" happy birthday keshia, keshia, bo beshia",1
" uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din  the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(",0
 Yeah! Thanks! I`ll be back in soon to see what ya got!,1
 thanks Janis,1
" Omg. I am so sorry. Sorry, I never know what to say",0
i cut my hand open!!!,0
Back at home. At the moment I�m speaking to my aunt on the telephone and Darius is neighting in the backround... Miss my little horse,0
" Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.",1
 yep  but I`m going better now,1
"Husband Went off to bed, now off to missing him again until he is off again Tuesday",0
 welcome aboard my friend... the fans are gonna LOVE ya here,1
 Sorry we couldn`t get the project working with the windoze laptop  but a ton of folks came up afterwards and saw it running,0
'Ooh-ooh... it`s SHINY'. An dmore awe-tastic quotes from THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE EVER coming up,1
" well you MY man, you and your truck are 900 too many miles away!!",0
"I think I messed up my back, its been like this all day",0
 hardly :/ some of my furniture is being shipped from who knows where and is backordered  I may cancel and shop local.,0
TGIF... Hubby dragged me out to buy car parts. I am tired n cranky,0
"I also think that I`m talking to myself now. Okay I need to get to bed. BTW, I miss my brothers.",0
 Love to but can`t swing the 11 am  I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!,1
 this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it!  lol,1
"Done Jack in the Green today, it was good, a killer walking up the West Hill though! Listening to Will and the People",1
 i dont think you can vote anymore! i tried,0
 I`m sorry.,0
Got to reconnect with some dear friends tonight.  I am so lucky to have so many great people in my life.  I am blessed,1
 Ready and waiting Donnie   We love you too,1
i feel like dyeing right now...,0
out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with ,1
Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June,1
has to do two 50 page assignments this weekend  there goes any chance of relaxation!!,0
  Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing',1
All my loved ones are leaving on Sunday..... sad,0
 heard through the grapevine that we might see you around today. Looking forward to meeting you.,1
Haha. I just won a $1000 bet. I settled for $100.  Not bad.,1
" if so, the TMobile G1 is the Hummer H1. I wish I had the battery life of an iPhone!",1
Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume  #OBS,0
"Aaaa! I need to work today, Why cant i ever get the weekends off? It makes me want to cry",0
"Not smoking sucks sucks **** SUCKS, I want a cig",0
 awww  thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha,1
Guys. Just got someone with saran wrap. Tuesdays video shall be awesome,1
Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN,1
why is it so hard to find good house events in the Sacramento area?,0
" def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday  lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!",1
 I`m sure you`d consider it if they offerred the right price,1
is sad she is going to miss the Dream Team party... but i didnt RSVP in time.,0
"is sore from weight lifting  However, it`s the good kind of sore that gives you man-**** you can move with the power of your mind alone!",1
good afternoon.  http://plurk.com/p/suyev,1
 I treat my hair so badly. It`s revenge for it turning grey prematurely,0
"In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.",1
I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast.  happy Lis.,1
Aaaaahhhh.... Friday!!!! but.......     Funeral at 5,0
 haha yay We love you too Mr. Shane Dawson,1
Wow what a storm we just had!!! Now no power,1
Just planted flovers in the school garden with my 3 yr old...VERY MUCKY but GREAT FUN,1
I love the video for Da Funk by Daft Punk,1
"It`s a good day! The lake is a mirror, the kids are happy, and I get to clean the cabin today... Err two outta three ain`t bad!",1
 I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it,1
  Ha!  I dunno about standing anything up.  Very very rough today.  It hurts to talk.,0
 you are adorable,1
 I second this !!,1
getting dinner ready not much going on in my life it seems,0
Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes,1
"Just had my teeth checked, now my eyes. I`m dying for a coffee but can`t drink for an hour.",0
 I know right  but hopefully something comes up though,1
 lol  ****...I love those things too,1
"Again, I`m stuck in traffic jams ... Somewhat starting to be the same situation every day. That`s sad, really",0
 thanks  scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go,1
becoz of leg sprain nta ble to do proper wrkouts. Worried shud dis hapen wen i satrted dieting...,0
 I get to go to coffee now  It`s no fun. I hate it too!,0
Ordered a new computer! Unfortunately it won`t get here until the end of June.,0
" loving the shoes perez, looking fine as always  oh,and lady gaga, what can I say. Outstanding!",1
"rt  #barcampbkk3 for entertainment at night, bring your favourite mp3s .. there should be a way we can enjoy music together",1
"I got a text from this guy who I don`t like, and who has the same name as the guy I do! How disapointing!",0
  i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song..  luv ya,1
" I created a monster! bwahaha! oh, and I got your baby home safe and sound.",1
 hey Momma Cherri`s site is still active: http://www.mommacherri.co.uk/ I`d love to go too one day,1
good morning - thank you for my hot cup of tea ,1
Not to mention hw fat ima get frm wrk n here.,0
Dow futures up 60 points in over night trading. Looks like May is off to a good start so far  /f,1
I don`t know what my Mom gave me to clean my Macbook with but it is SO white now. It was tinted grayish blue from my black desk.,1
each day is a new beginning,1
**** you rhinitis! boohooo my poor nose,0
 Cherry Italian Ice is my fave. I want to get the local Ritas on Twitter so they`ll send out the daily flavors.,1
 I`m ready homie..actually ima be working,1
Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...,1
_beag     I hate cat pee.,0
"your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night  old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!",1
YEHEY SUMMER!!  so exciteeeddd.. balme it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.,1
 Very funny Thanks,1
#Java is not working - hmph!  Can`t upload photos to #Facebook.,0
Poor Nicole just absolutely DESTROYED her cell phone,0
" (2) in commentary  , I was with her, was sad, very sad",0
 Hope you`ve reviewed them on my site  http://snipr.com/hble5,1
" i miss that place, but miss wegmans even more. whole foods != wegmans",0
The moon is sooooo pretty,1
"My puppies killed my cat lastnight,they thought she was a stuffed animal.  RIP Meanie  http://yfrog.com/104m6wj",0
"GoodMorning, Hope Everyone Has A Beautiful Day Today  x",1
" hmm, okayy, im really sorry to hear about it  why do you thikn she would have done that? :S",0
"i changed my picture  i am soo screwed, i have an assignment due tomorrow that i havent started, i just cant concentrate argh",0
"looking for my sister on facebook, miss you yani",0
thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!,1
bad timing- a new mommy just called for newborn pictures and I can`t fit the baby into my schedule no matter how hard I try,0
Oh no it`s storming... gotta get off the computer.,0
"Yes, I love tea. If that makes me typically English then so be it",1
" ohh, ouch",0
" Yeah, that was my thumb last night. Sorry",0
"Happy 'Star Wars' Day, Twitters.  http://migre.me/SiE :*",1
"Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well",1
i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet,1
 Around better..  How are you ?,1
" no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe  hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.",0
i dont want the seniors to leave,1
"yay sing it loud wed, fall out boy, all time low and cobra starship on friday  WIN",1
or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE,0
 what?? can`t believe it,0
"What a day, 12 hours work  But I`d really like my job, it`s fabulous :b",1
_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4,1
"oh dear, I`m being followed by someone that claims to help you stay young  the end is nigh",0
  how great is that!  Nice to meet you!,1
i should have run today  but i let my slight aches be a bad excuse    i`ll make it up tomorrow go 5.5,0
Why is it that 'shipping & handleing' are soooo expensive??? It is more than 50% of my entire order! Not ordering yet.,0
wtf come i need this day to go by,0
I wish I could get my nails done  stupid job,0
"sooooo, i just dropped my phone.  don`t text or tweet me, i`m currently banging my face against a spike covered poison ivy infested wall.",0
wonder what white supremists have to say about this  I abhor racists. http://bit.ly/Rd31F,0
Fuccin bacc hurts now. Just dragged the long blocc on a piece of wood. From the corner to in my garage.,0
is sooo stressed about everything I have to do,0
OUCH! my earphones just shocked me,0
"the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway!  but still, hurrah *clutches it close*",1
 FOR REAL!  Isn`**** exciting!!!!,1
I just realised how much i love sundays,1
"House season 5 - good stuff  time with GF, priceless.",1
 me and dee mack talking about your baby!  She`s almost all grown up!,1
 Thank you!  The best to you and yours tomorrow... I hope you all have a lovely day together!!,1
Wow. So I hate Staples right now. Majorly. Thanks for being complete fucktards and killing our productivity,0
" Many thanks, mate",1
Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun.  Talk to everyone later.,1
" Oh whoops, my bad",0
 thank you! need to pass my test first,1
last night in cork  and come tomorrow i wont even remember it... double sad face  haha... in the words on lily allen.. NOT FAIR!,0
i love you more than you`ll ever know.,1
Happy mothers dayyy all mothers especially mine,1
13 hours til i`m on a plane. Ahhh yay,1
My chick wont shut up  Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.,0
  There isn`t any right now. They need to make more. Sorry.,0
 he totally got you! ;) i think it`s awesome.,1
Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day.,0
 BabyLove em homenagem ao Baby D,1
 yeah I guess so  it makes me very sad though becase the disc is scratched!,0
 have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen,1
omg maddie in holby is dead. Gutted. loved Nadine lewington and really wanted Maddie and Clifford to get together,0
@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.,1
Blackout in the city is never good,0
I meant looking like a tiger - stupid predictive text,0
Sunburn on my knees,0
"Allergies  sun is out, wearing shorts.  Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?",0
I really like Lady GaGa`s 'Paparazzi'...  #whatshappening,1
 Congrats on the knottie man!,1
iTunes upgrade reset playcount to zero  How will I know which one of 143 Hasta Siempre versions I liked best?,1
 they are having a closing down sale !    does not look good.,0
the fact my room is so hot is making me feel sick,0
Really sick,0
" have a nice time, with plenty of dreams",1
Happy Mothers Day!  Love your Mom...,1
"Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them",1
 SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!!  Love it there,1
Watching the hills  arghh i lovee itt ) makin r liam watch it with me haha... girls aloud in 15 Dayss cannot waitt too see cheryl x,1
bah! bk on reception  comps aint working.....BUT the sun has got his hat on hip-hip-horay  x,0
Getting ready 2 leave 2 a girl scout metting..Don`t feel like it but I have 2.....,0
Life Just Isn`t Fair > And I Feel,0
 Skinny dipping with work colleagues?!  Maybe not.  I`d never live it down with this lot!,0
i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore,0
Oh noes! The TV is broken  No red standby light or anything... checked the plug fuse... now to the inside,0
"I can`t open my eyes properly, maybe if i sleep for a lil` while longer it`ll fix itself",0
" Congratuations, Sweetie.",1
so tired.   only need to be here another 30 minutes.,0
philosophy final today! thank you  it`s 3 days now!!!!,1
 I would vote for you Miley but I live in Ireland  You`ll be fine  Good luck! Sl�n!(bye in irish ) Sorcha xxxx,1
" Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place",1
" not this part, unfortunately.",0
Good Monday morning to everyone- Hope everyone`s week is off to a successful start,1
" whaa?  you really should.  2 and 3 are definitely optional, though.  I liked them, but I`m also crazy.",1
my party is wiped out they be all dead and stuff,0
Um... happy star wars day btw. Cheers to all you scruffy looking nerfherders and hot ami`s out there.,1
_Music I was not hugged,0
 hahahah Thank you  Feel the Love,1
 hey how is everything going? please reply back. sometimes i think you hate me because you never reply back to me,0
 Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too,1
" omg! is it mine? omg that`s so gross, I`m so sorry! I TOTALLY forgot about it until JUST now!",0
" Ya, the weather has been super weird here. It looked like it was gonna rain today but of course it didn`t, darnitt,",0
SUPER BUENO FTW!!! I am so proud of you guys.,1
"Monday mornin`, back to work today. Good thing I live my job.",1
good morning everbody!,1
A shower feels so refreshing after a long day at the fair,1
 it starts @ 6. But we will be there until they throw us out. Traffic will be crazy!,0
Excited for enfest yaaaay,1
 lol hell yes i`m keen. WE`RE GOING SKIING AT TREBLE CONE SOMETIME THIS WINTER,1
" Would you travel to the UK for one?  The big US meets sound great, I`d love to go to one of those, so many furs & so much art",1
sorry dunners just saw your tweet! totally let you down im so sorry babe  was at work till 8.30 very boooooo,0
this day has beasted me.,0
I have cystic lacrimal infectection?? my eye and face are swollen and it hurts!!,0
Poor dead Josh.  http://bit.ly/JKpHn  Please leave your messages of condolences there.  #boy #rip,0
i wish i could of been at commencement this yr  i wonder if they`re really going to protest.,1
i dont feel very good,0
Good morning to another too late sleeper .  One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture,1
will deplurk! GAH!! need to concentrate on Jap! Visit my http://jynxedpanda.com (site) if you have time  heh... http://plurk.com/p/rr2ly,0
 aw thas good im glad your happy  i jus been chillin,1
Fixed my favourites. $180 and the heels fell off after 4 wears,1
Birthday Girl ?  blessed to live another year & celebrate with loved ones,1
"when i cheered,i yelled SHAKE THESE at the end of a chant and did the suck it 'X' and got suspended & had to give a public apology,lol",0
 ouch  does picking your nose count?,0
http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days,0
there`s nothing worse than getting a text about a dog that was abandoned in your town,0
" you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha.  so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.",1
liking my fake tan orange colour,1
Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith,1
"_NZ busy,fun mother`s day thanks  got what I wanted...a Wii Fit!!! Yay",1
 - So sorry Ambien got sick.  Perhaps work her ashes into the garden with a catnip plant?,0
" Hey, it was a GORGEOUS, day (and night) here, too.  Played in the sun then a full moon lit my way home.    Life is good.",1
" not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you",1
http://twitpic.com/4jalj - Morning world. #healthyliving update. Weight this morning 82.1kg (12st 12lbs) Going in right direction,1
"Just got finished watching marley and me, and I cried like a **** baby...I`m missing my beast like crazy!",0
sat in the pub. Pretty quiet so far. Prob leave in a bit. Work at 6.30,0
woken up by a bacon and egg sandwich in bed - man I have good housemates,1
 i miss you SO much-o,0
 Molly was born on my birthday!!!! *cue twilight zone music*,1
 dammm..i thought i was on to something  lollllll,0
 oh that totally works too,1
4am. And Im on the beach. Pretty,1
"ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round  hahah",1
Under sooooo much stress lately,0
is watching the final episode of E.R  Goon SuBo 2 win Britians Got Talent,1
What a meeting... YAY more work for me,1
"burning cd`s,,,,,,,,, **** outa blank disc`s",1
 I hate snood. lol. sorrry  i dont know how people play it!,0
im really sleepy and i want to go to bed...but its upstairs and its a mess and i know im gonna have to clean it  nooooo,0
"just got home from Tillie`s dance recital. lol, it was spectacular!",1
"_w_a cool, looking forward to it now",1
 Good! I hope that it was a wonderful experience!,1
"Love is an air-conditioner on a hot day...a heater on a cold day...and a warm body in bed any day  -  yep, me again",1
 oh wow THANKS Wayne,1
@ the drs. in beverly hills...doctor`s scare **** out of me,0
" hi cs, welcome to the twitterverse, if i can help with anything, just ask",1
" haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle",1
"I just put my TV on the Canucks game and they score  yaay come on VanCity baby (I know, I can`t believe I`m watching hockey either)",1
 yeah talking to you was too boring,0
_Houdin blind faith. Thats a crack-up,0
    #followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.,1
Makeup + cute dress = I`m ready to go,1
Laying in bed with a book & some beautiful music.  thank you kaki & nicholas sparks.,1
" be clear, I am Catholic, but wholeheartedly agree with you.  ('Same here' was ambiguous) #tcot #hhrs",1
`You Are What U Eat` isn`t EXACTLY true.. `You Are What U Digest` TodayISaProsperous &Productive Day! ThankUJesus!  BeYEBlessed! hee hee,1
 morning!!!! happy #juddday,1
happy mother`s day!  http://bit.ly/6fGxd,1
 Definitely! I have usually found that critics know virtually nothing of what constitutes a good movie. Rarely am I wrong.,0
"Goin to ma cousins soon, there dog is soo cute",1
forgot the pin of my debit card. thank God the card still works after several attempts. just bought cake for sister`s birthday. wheew!,1
R-T  30 Cool Things For Successful Entrepreneurs To Do - http://bit.ly/8w7iQ - Please Share,1
" Oh no! you poor thing  you must have booked the tickets before you realised it was Pat Kenny`s last night, gutted for you....",0
  *shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** ..   Love you..,1
i wish i were hanging out with kobe right now,1
Just found out one of my coworkers that I actually like is leaving.,0
_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages  I envy u on that !!,0
sad day... told my students this is my last year here... a lot of crying since..,0
just finished YSC runthrough for service! It`s gonna be awesome!  - http://tweet.sg,1
"  We were in Lindos, and it absolutely ruled. Will post some pictures somewhere, some time. Back to work today",1
Had a blood test today.   Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!,1
"trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program  I`m good thank you  hehe",1
 thats a bad start to the day!,0
 ive been spending time w/my momma! we`re celebrating mother`s day for her early  ive been good! how was woodburn?,1
Sunburn hurts!,0
 LOL.  Leave a kid on internet and the kid will do stupid things.,0
" coooooooool, yes, CIWWAF are awesome.",1
 yeah freakin sucks!!,0
 I like them.  Is that weird?,1
"bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to",1
I just got a wiff of pazik fart!,0
 Hey Man Congratulations On The Graduation Man You`r World Wide Popular In Philippines,1
  Welcome to my network buddies,1
Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with  etc,1
Trying to sleep without any pills... Not working. 3am and wide awake. But now it`s too late to take them because I`ll sleep til 3pm,0
__ Aww bless her. She`s one of my faves,1
 LOLL im a college girl...bahahah i love these blogs they`re so funny!,1
Watching One Fine Day while eating my cereal. Start a good sunday with a good movie,1
Well goodnight all my twitter bugs sleep well,1
 thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers,0
 Suspect tax-man is at fault....,0
whats the point of wisdom teeth? NOTHING! grr in so much pain and i look like a chipmunk FML,0
" Hey babe follow me,love u on da show",1
social was fun. Swam in the water in my boxers,1
Hmm maybe I this time I really did over react and do the worst,0
Lan Poker is so much fun!!!!  Someone help me remember ki compre chal raha hai abhi!!!!,1
 That`s great news,1
Ugh its really hot today already and its not even noon yet  i want ice water!,0
Drinking and smoking is very bad.---but im grown tho,0
 yes .. thats a problem   #prism #fail,0
 but I don`t want to hurt you,1
 thankyou,1
 The episode was AMAZING...I cried when I saw the home videos they were soooooo cute,1
last day of school  so sad,0
11:11 make a wish,1
 SherriEShepherd gave the link for  http://www.brentozar.com/twitter. He gives Twitter tips. Hope this helps,1
" LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was  Cake?",1
": What, you`re not really an alcoholic? I AM V. DISAPPOINTED! D: Seriously, though, I got that you were kidding.",0
 will u say shoutout to NIKKI!!! please   (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS),1
on my way to work! I am gonna miss general hospital,0
"he switches off his cellphone!! huaaaaa, i cant sleep  buzz me bebe..",0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY,1
Goodmorning,1
"HAPPY B-DAY TO LINA  haha, your birthdaypresent to me would be to comment on the new video ;) http://bit.ly/17Cy61",1
Aww I have a tummy ache,0
" he so is! <3 hence, my new forum signature!",1
The sun is shining and I`m stuck in work,0
Good Morning and Happy Mothers Day everyone,1
Our plane had landed!! FINALLY gonna get to board...an hour late.  stupid rain!!!,0
UP is out today!!! Why why why why does my head hurt so badly??!?!??!!?   I want to see it!!!,0
Seeing people today made me realize I really miss someone. But I also miss my grandpa he`s been gone 17 years  oh! but my moms mamagra ...,0
good morning everyone! hope you al have a lovely sunday!  (and i do hope it doesnt rain tomorrow :|),1
" I know, that is so sad.  I",0
"Ahhh, 7 am meetings  thanks Reimer!",0
http://twitpic.com/4wt8a - pretty **** good friday night,1
i just saw a bird slowly die right next to me,0
hates typing on a mac. wishing that i`ll be done my english essay soon.  sleeeepy,0
back from school  daily show was amazing  gonna watch it again later i think xD,1
 plus I just deposited tax return cheque but for first time in 7+ years it didn`t clear immediately,0
I made this huge revelation as I was doing the dishes( that everyone left for me) and now I totally forgot it. I hate when that happens.,0
", , , , i hope you all have a happy mothers day!",1
Happy Mothers Day!!!!,1
 congratulations! woootwoooo!   great game!  nakaka-hyper kayo!,1
_ oh god i just watched it to!! did claire escape? AGAIN!!! it was really quite sad,0
tired as ****. it`s pissing down with rain. i miss summer,0
_1993 Nope not yet  Within 10 working days from Thursday. It should be in before 2 weeks Wednesday. It`ll be in before that! I hope,1
my momma is comin 2night !  2morrow tennis day with p?nar yuppie !,1
 I like only the james bond series. Thats what a spy movie is!,1
does not like ups much today...,0
"rcb trashes mumbai indians....  i feel bad for mumbai indians, they just didn`t know what hit him...",0
Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.,1
i just fell going into my house.. not fun,0
"So, I picked up Chris Botti`s~Live in Boston CD, listening while driving home tonight under the moon. Didn`t want it to end.",1
At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.,1
Choked on her retainers,0
 Internet 1 drawing 0 ....**** I`m backing up blackberry files which could take hours  then to the drawing preps done,0
http://twitpic.com/665jw The racoons ate our bread!,0
Oh what a day it has been! Stress and thinking about the future is making me sad!,0
asda ready meal - i don`t think i`ll ever be the same again,0
Father is staying home and conference calling. Sorry ,0
My net died so yeah....  I`m sad now,0
Download movie  Notorious http://tinyurl.com/d2u4gs cool #movie,1
"ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy",1
"Fml! Ughhhhhhhhh, im not going anwhere today just sit in the bedroom I share with my mother and cry!",0
Going to woodland hills  gna swim and drink. Makin the best of a good day. Yee,1
i am so stressed and sad about pugsly missing. i hope hes okay. i am stuck at otrip and cant look for him  someone post his pic on FB 4 me,0
 congratulations!,1
Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay!  don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!,1
SF felt WAY too intense for me tonight. Hope that doesn`t keep up. Upset with myself for not hanging with  and pearl,0
"Of course, the Evil Day Job wants me to stay longer.  I need to win the lottery.",1
 you must ask the Cubs fans. I can`t fathom it myself.,0
"My nose is chapped, yuck",0
 pancakes!! with lemon and sugar thanks!,1
 I`m tryin not the be boring today . . . I just can`t seem to come up with thing to say,0
 I hope the young`ins enjoyed your wisdom!,1
bored out of my mind,0
 Gosh I`ve a stinky old headache. Maybe I should have lunchfast,0
not at all happy...dont know what the reason is,0
"It`s Friday and sun is shining and its quite warm already, Just walked the dog, He is so freaky  hyper",0
"just got out of prom, it was fun  off too after prom text me",1
 so sad u cancelled silverstone show  better see u in sandown park!,0
F1 & Star Trek...what a great Sunday,1
"@ Little_Ren is lovely lovely, and so niceee",1
  We`ll miss you  #Sixx?,0
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years!  I still miss NY,0
Bummer. MacBook is bugging out  Any Mac heads want to lend a helping hand.,0
 whaaaat what about your house? You`ve been working so hard on it!,0
throat infection coming on strong I think  I can taste blood :S,0
I Love All Time Low,1
Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song.   Time for me to go to bed. G`night!,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all the moms out there! Special shout to my momma...Luv ya! And Pat....even though you`re a Jehovah`s Witness,1
The beer buzz is almost gone.. The world has become complicated again,0
8 month old African grey parrot  sad sale - Reptile Forums UK http://bit.ly/grrdA,0
says headache  http://plurk.com/p/wydaf,0
Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later,1
hope schools gonna be good tomorrow,1
 well maybe someone will care,1
 hey!  YAY! thanks!  wow ur page is awesome!!!!!,1
"Drat. All my land boots died at once. I think of boots like parsley- one going to seed, the other first season. What to do now?",0
...what ever happened w/ creating music in collaboration just for fun without the 'what am i getting out of it' question in mind? PLEASE!,1
" *laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have  I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?",1
This poor butterfly was dead  http://twitpic.com/66vlw,0
 if ur as awesome as i think u are u would sooo write me back  a lil something   <--- crossing fingers,1
 Aww nice,1
I can`t believe it`s Monday already! A week in Vancouver already gone.. what a good weekend,1
UP is the saddest movie i`ve ever seen,0
whats going on tonight?!?!?! lets partyyyyy!,1
i wish i could go to meet in the middle tomorrow.,1
" yeah, I much prefer tweetdeck but if you must have multiple accounts",1
 just trying to make you feel at home?,1
 Soooo happy your back!,1
 nah will didn`t tell diego so we at some donminican spot getting **** up,0
"Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed  just looks strange but it`s comfortable",1
 It`s already over? ****!,0
"..my mother just WON the City of Terrell, Texas District 2 `City Council` Seat  ..i`m M.i.A lol HAPPY MOTHERS DAY",1
" yeah man, they brought it back on the market a couple years ago...it scarce through",0
 thank`s ... See? now I`m back on smiling,1
_ERON Effy breaks my heart.,0
 Cant wait to do some of those things,1
Download movie  'Jackass 3' http://tinyurl.com/caotku cool #movie,1
 is tweeting so much that she`s not even paying attention to me!,0
 I`m absolutely jealous as hell of Brenda,0
i hate not being able to twitterize on my cell phone  oh well,0
 Lovin` your performance on snl tonight... so **** funny!!!,1
 Cool I`m glad.I will save some tea for you,1
" Oh, that`s bad. I made that mistake once before but still managed to pass though. So maybe it isn`t as bad as he thinks?",0
"I wanna go home, but I can`t cause the customers won`t leave... And my boss won`t let me leave either",0
i lost my voice . what should i do ? it`s very torture,0
 No problem! These boxes are _made_ for undernourished IT professionals,1
 Last night was awesome! Thanks for all the hard work you put into it! Off to get some coffee now...,1
 awwww yur a awesome mother keep up the good work,1
 bye selena!!! too bad i didnt get to talk to u while u were here,0
 but...he`s..mine  you told me a couple of weeks ago that you didn`t find any other guys hot apart from the ones you...,0
#3wordsaftersex it hurts now,0
 IIII know!!! and mean,1
happy mother`s day  & later on i can`t wait to see _day26 in concert. lol. well ima see all of day 26 but i like him the most ;D,1
Somebody buy me a plane ticket home!! I miss my girl...,0
" Thank you good sir, it has been a surprisingly good afternoon, very productive",1
It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet,0
"Heading to the gym.  The group of guys that USED to go with me has all quit...well, except for Brandon.   Makes me terribly sad",0
Not looking forward to the upcoming week...My better half will be gone all that time! It`s TRULY GONNA SUCK BIG TIME!,0
 it`s not sooo noticable it depends on how you look at it...but I know it`s there and now my iPod isn`t perfect,0
gettin ready to put on a show  ugh i really hope ppl dont comee,0
mmmm chocky cake in the oven.. smells delicious,1
  That`s sucky. We`ll miss you being on.,0
 http://twitpic.com/3bnas - oh my god! you`re adorable! ilove you so much  you are my inspiration Nick!,1
 OMG its working,1
seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep,0
I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.,1
Awake at 4am..  can`t sleep,0
wishes the rain would stop so my stupid headache would go away!,0
 I KNOW I`m so excited for them!,1
" ha!The potential is there but so is the loss of fingers, think you can get the PO to do it? At a charge and not full proof",0
Unfortunately these heffas decided to take an impromptu mall trip without telling me,0
 Thats great,1
any one watching justin timberlake on SNL? He is greattttt! So hilarious,1
"OK crowdsourcing failed,",0
Smackdown is a lot more boring without Maria.,0
 That sucks about your prints. Sorry,0
_30439 I really wish I could go!,1
  dont make me sad... i do agree tho it does need some more of SA`s magical lyrics,0
but now my feet really hurt...,0
 Today was fun  <333,1
Yep. That good feeling didn`t last.  back to sleeping for me.,1
a female robin just flew into my window and I watched her die in my bushes...  i think i am going to cry now...,0
_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes,1
oh...my foot`s hurting now. About 5 minutes after I took it out though.,0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL OUR MOMS!,1
: Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%,1
Happy Mother`s Day mommy and grandma haha  ily,1
  that`s the worst dream ever. weird to think all of those thoughts are in your subconscious.,0
dev.java.net : the slowest website,0
_mejer I couldn`t remember what all the different cords meant. I lost half of them leaving the graduation anyway.,0
 no fair,0
I am now eating one of those big subway cookies with a glass of warm milk. YUM,1
" Had lunch at Bittercreek, they were out of Hopnoxious  Had Sweetgrass IPA tho, so all is still right in the world.",1
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg do it again.. Mother Lover skit on SNL was great,1
"All alone in this old house again.  Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!",1
 your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me,0
i may cry **** this weather got my **** burnt (nt literally jus my shins arms n chest) legs hurt lyk a biatch  slightly enjoy it tho ha,0
"Hernia is hurting way more than usual tonight, no way I`m able to go out!",0
  **** right!,1
"wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy!  haha, goin` 2 schooliooo!  it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???",1
_bach daps were the best lol,1
 Oh noes!! Melted ice cream = do not want.,0
 maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out,1
My Birthday weekend! cant find where my ex hid our DANE COOK TICKETS for tomorrow!!! WTF that`s all i wanted for my birthday,0
Arghhhhhhhhh... i can`t keep up with these TwitterBones peeps,0
 sounds like the muffler bearings are going bad,0
 thank you. yes yes. hooray!,1
_whitex gratz on your tix. sux u will be poor tho  I am trying to get pj harvey tix too but debating my $$s too,0
i think i like the workshop,1
 it`s nto as good,0
  i love them too! they look so cute together,1
" I`m guessing the belt thing is a no-go since I didn`t hear back..Sorry  Stop by this weekend, we`ll talk bout the ring, etc.",0
" lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week",1
Relaxing,1
"Ok I`m frustrated, there is hella dust between the screens of my blackberry",0
"  you two are hilaaaaarious, I love it. Vernae where have you been  ?",1
I`m glad that I called him cause our relationship is clear now. Just happy to hear his voices eventhough he`s absent from school,1
 im hella pushin for it...how was tha graduation..sorry i couldnt smash thru...,0
Aww the little girl on Britain`s Got Talent!  I actually love Ant n Dec!  Oh an` Simon Cowell. ;),1
 imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid,1
 Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away,1
_devi thankyou. i wont but you know,1
 hehe yeah! Its funny that updating people on the random things you do is so amusing.,1
" i hope to, no promises  they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too",1
I do NOT feel good today,0
awww i`ve lost a follower i fail,0
"butterfly fly away- miley ray  , oh & happy mothers day <3 love u mami.",1
" lol, good luck with that ;) love your vid for YBWM",1
bed rest for all weekend and next week  neomonia suck,0
I HATE CANCER. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.,0
 blogtv was fun! can`t wait til next time,1
@_C_A_S_ IM MAD IT WASNT SCAREY,0
G`night Twitterverse! Thanks for keeping me entertained!!,1
 I googled 'engagement rings' & this is the EXACT ring i want.it was the 1st result too  *sigh* love it.http://twurl.nl/jaq5j4,1
Why are money problems so bad these days,0
"Eh, I`ve had better. I`m excited to see ryan hurley tomorrow",1
MY PUFFFFY IS LEAVINGGGGGGG  NOOOOOOOOO,0
Off to NC tonight until June 7th! I`m going to miss NYC   Getting ready for my 21st birthday Luau BBQ on JULY 11TH!!!!!!!!,0
implementing will_paginate  on my website; i love rails,1
The wedding couldn`t have been more perfect,1
I give in to easily,0
**** hates goodbyes,0
One is not supposed to have a headache on a Friday. That`s just not right.,0
" can I come!?   I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.",1
Sending love & respect to all the mommies out in the twitterverse! You all inspire me!!,1
" Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.",1
 aww  I wish there was sun out here. Then I can get a tan!!!!  (walks it out) go meee go meeee,1
I will move anywhere as long as it has a freaking dishwasher! I despise doing dishes,0
I hate the dentist,0
 http://twitpic.com/4nbx4 - great photo! bravi! we are looking forward for the upcoming pilot in Italy too,1
" haha what can i say, you`re a great teacher!! you learned from the best... Hannah Montana",1
is really sad about her nephew  but keeping busy sorting out items for BWM! http://bit.ly/N9tsM,0
hi to all twit friends  happy mother`s day to all the beautiful and amazing mothers out there,1
i got stung. by a bee.,0
thanks for the props,1
pretty fun way to write a resignation  http://www.farbs.org/Message.html,1
 Bye ! Have a great time being whisked away,1
 haha i love both of them too  hmm.. lol i`m in need of some good bands too,1
"A Don`t Stop Believing remix? Sure, why not?  Sacrilege   ? http://blip.fm/~5jkpz",0
" I don`t think any of what i just said it true, i just had a rant about mcfly, i cant belive i did that  i feel ashamed",0
" : dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome",1
blogging..it`s my new passion,1
" **** @-) That`s a lot of messages from him @-) HOW SWEET. :'> And yeah, sayang",1
lost my tooth 2day whilst i was eating gum...oww,0
Feels very ucky today... I need more DEFENSE Vitamin Water because I don`t want to be sick no mores,0
ugh. i just want things to go back to normal. i miss my best friend,0
	REALLY?? oh.. sorry yall  lol,0
The time is not my friend today,0
" awww thanks Jon! My 9yr old told me I was to sleep in, while they all clean the house.. best mom`s day present ever!",1
Nooooo! Its going to rain on my birthday,0
 & i are lucas till & david henrie lovers. both boys are very cute  but  you can have lucas & ill have henrie  DEAL,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all the American mamas!,1
 It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it!  I`ve been a SAHM since I had him!,0
Off to Nanaimo 2day... missing my son already and i havent even left yet,0
I`m coming up with a new plan with my bestie. Oh this one is gonna be great.,1
May the 4th be with you! Hahahaha that`ll neverrr get old,1
Might have broken text messages.,0
justwatched the most depressing episode of Jon  Kate EVER!!!i actually almost cried.,0
 i have a weird subconscience. i wonder who will i dream next,0
Sooo.....I`m kinda o sick n tired of the bs that guys dish out  !!!!!!!!,0
Watched `The boy in the striped pj`s` the other day too..one of the best films I`ve ever seen.,1
" thank u, thank u, thank u for everything this weekend!! U guys are AMAZING. I`ll see u again at alpine! Thx for chattin w us 2!",1
Fudge.... Just BS`d that whole paper.... So tired.... Ugh I hate school.....  time to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!,0
  you`re mean to me. You`re gonna have to have pizza tonight or it will go off.,0
 aww i hope it does fly by because JT episodes are usually really good (and it`s early but so far this ep hassn`t disappointed),1
" Thank you. Keep it down, there`s a good lad.",1
" I wanted to, but I sadly work today.  Normally, I don`t work Fridays, either.",0
I can`t figure out the empire puzzle.  Stuck at 36,0
  Happy Mothers day!! ****,1
" yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously",1
"Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP  And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.",1
 Good Morning,1
"Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.",1
she`s gone   I miss my kay way already,0
 thanks..,1
" MC, happy mother`s day to your mom ;).. love yah",1
 Beto`s Pizzeria is on Banksville Rd in I believe the Beachview area... Sorry to answer like 100 years later,0
" Wish I`d had the balls, but with my 2 kids with me and not knowing how illogical these ppl can be, didn`t want to risk it",0
" unfortunetly no  I wish, I mean sometimes like twice a yr they`ll have a party, but not always",0
" haha, def. That song is EPIC, have fun  i`m listening to new FNB",1
 Thats actually not that fun as you would think... I was hurting for a week after a similar experience.,0
 LOL freakinggg I worse a lookse shirt and shorts and sandals and it looks like its gonna rain outside  boo yahoo wearther,0
 hahah! sadly there is no current activity though in the room,0
_ai_08  Yeah hopefully but if not then maybe  i can save up and get it for christmas .. we will find out,1
" Well, in LA is decent weather. Tell me what`s happening in the future",1
I need to relocate to the west coast.. This weather here is killin me!!!,0
 hey Lonnie! I`ll be there next weekend  I can`t wait.,1
_iddon blerrrrrrrrrrgh. im too hot and all sticky,0
Man my daddy left to work again  I never see him a lot I miss my daddy :` (,0
" nuuuuu, i totally love may, it`s the best for me cos i was born in may",1
"aah, i`m tired. haven`t chilled a minute today!",0
 Likewise. But I don`t know anyone who uses gtalk and the likes so I`m not holding much hope,0
_educator Thanks. Photos look great - I`ll comment them asap,1
 It`s never too late - they just need to buck their ideas up and stop being such a bunch of stuffy old reactionaries!,0
_chick haha. I completely agree,1
bad mood now,0
 you suck,0
" i was stupid and didnt get it, now i cant find it.  i think i have to do ebay but that scares me",0
Trying to recover photos after a problem between Windows and my XD card. Result: shots are all half visible  **** Microsoft...,0
"stomach cramps; sat in bed with a hot water bottle having some hot milk & toast, i feel like a wi girl again :`) minus the stomach cramps",0
Good morning everyone,1
So much to tell-Only blip is her immune system hasn`t recovered-not yet a newborns. Give it 6 more months.  But that`s nothing.,0
House hunting for next year= No FUN!,0
now i`m awake i can`t get back to sleep,0
I woulda never believed that five years later I`d be a female engineer myself making tracks,1
    - Overwhelming lead for Strawberry Lemonade!!  My husband voted for Banana Fosters tho.,1
I am soo happy! But frustrated at the same time!  :]  :S. Ohh noo!!! Britney is recording her new video for Radar!!!  Sooo ExxCiiTeed!!!,1
Hey u forgot me!,0
 hmmm...the one restaurant/one grocery is sad. not the dukbolgi.,0
JoBo`s tired of getting off work at 7,0
" Fine thanks, not long now till Christmas....I`m excited",1
"Happy Mother`s Day!!!  I`m at the beach with my family. It`s a warm, clear night with a beautiful full moon...",1
 hello  Well it`s sunny out but my head is fuzzy and coffee isn`t brewed yet... how`s your day..?!,0
 been there  sucks like hell.,0
"We are on the slowest train ever, it stops everywhere. Missed a quick train by a few minutes",0
wow i love how we have no headache medicine in this house.,0
 aww me sry  that was me yesterday ....,0
Hello twitting world!  We are off to best buddies bbq  but untill then Jay z is on Spotify,1
" Yes you are, thanks  Haha you do? Field of flowers don`t exist in Singapore, well not ones that you can frolick in:S",1
I`m sooo HAPPY Demi`s back on twitter!,1
"Dad asked my why I was sticking my tongue out while I was ironing, and I told him it was so I didn`t burn my finger, as I burnt my finger",0
" That`s true. Unfortunately, the leads in the movies don`t die on such a high note. It`s more the Friday The 13th model",0
My head`s THUMPING.,0
Molly keeps punching me cuz she sees yellow cars. I`m gonna be covered in bruises. I don`t like this game,0
no phone call yet.. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage. I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING,1
at the theatre.... seeing star trek for a second time becuase i am that cool,1
my legs are soft  watching a move with my mommm short day @ workk,1
 Thanks! I will tell her my friends on Twitter say so.,1
C-News wasn`t as bad as I expected... could have done better... but today we did a great show...,1
I think i`m broke again.  :\,0
Hahaha! Alright  ..,1
" i`m totally gutted, i ended up with my foot in a cast today so i can`t travel to nottingham now to see you guys   ****",0
grrr hate when i make careless mistakes on docs i give to my partner,0
"Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better",1
 well kris is making me a sick panda,0
Man i am being boring today not tweeting  How are you guys?,0
Ahhhhh now If You Go Away  by  is on  YAY my other fav song of theirs,1
"Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all",0
"#SanctuarySunday awesome news about the Leo Awards for Sanctuary, looks like they got 4 out of the 10 they were nomintated for, not bad!",1
My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!,0
"Ha,  i`m giving spymaster a chance - just curious! will miss u",0
FML not having a car is prohibiting finding a job,0
"Sad I missed  going away party due to too much work, but I really am gonna miss that kid",0
() Note to self: never ever leave the MacBook Pro on the stupid iCurve. It fell off.,0
 I`m going big weekend  cant wait to see u! x,1
waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady  before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more  ),1
omg i realy can`t sleep ughh,0
 i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable,0
Watching loudQUIETloud documentary about the ever awesome Pixies. Realised Joey Santiago and David Lovering are Twitterers. Fantastic,1
  lol.. zzzzy in office and I`m alone in my bay again.,0
 Good luck on final!,1
 I am so excited you`re touring with FOTC! I had no idea!! I`ll be seeing you tomorrow,1
 It`s pretty perfect eh! Yes We Cannabis!  I saw some of those signs at the Global Marijuana March too.,1
I`m a new french girl in Twitter! And I speak English very bad,0
"off to westend now, enjoying the sun.",1
Buried under more web changes. Going to make lunch now... I won`t have a chance later. Too much to do.,0
_Wesely he he   love it.,1
All ready for work... except my arm,0
working from home and ran out of coffee!,0
Hates being sat around alone on a Friday night. big sad old loser,0
"morning, still trying to find a babysitter, there is a creche at the gym so might leave him there, but just know he won`t be happy",0
loves the way the sky looks now i.e. no cloud at all.  but that would only mean that it`s ultra hot outside.... http://plurk.com/p/rpb7t,1
is soooo hungry right now! Why is it not lunch time!,0
  buy yay for your shoot...hope it goes well!  What is it for?,1
"I woke up an came to the realization that I can put it off as much as I want, but I need 2 drop some friends. Dammit!",0
 I second that. I wish it rained more where I am,1
"All you moms, get ready to enjoy your much-deserved special day!",1
 My mum loved the Camp Rock mothers day card I gave her. I knew she would. Happy Mothers Day from New Zealand! Haha ILY lots  ****,1
"_reality morning trish, have fun today",1
 I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...,0
It SUCKS when my playmate is MIA all weekend.  Sad,0
Watching Oceans 11 in Vegas - seems so appropriate,1
" will u give ur mother anything special? I`ll make a cake and make sure mine gets a stressfree day =p cheesy, but it works",1
Gloomy day can`t stop my bliss.  I hope Ronaldo will score in derby match today.,1
On my shoot with Ron and Torey! Have lots of fun,1
Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night  Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework?  Stay shiny and love everybody!!,1
"  it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?",0
I`m feeling higher than Mt Everest,1
 FAILlllllllll  whenever ur freee then?,0
 good day sir. I`m hungry!,1
 the step show was fantabulous! (hi  !) my sis`s group won 2nd in their division and 2nd in the show overall! WHOO!,1
And the sun is back up again.  Could we have more of the kind of weather we had last January and February? I like jackets.,1
blahh i`m tired and i gotta go to the airport to pick my mom up! && im bored but on the upside im listening to the backstreet boys,0
"has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i`ve got no money,how?",0
 yus! :3 he was really nice,1
 LOL. Wow. That`s good.  Haha I still can`t believe it`s mother`s day.,1
" Yes,all on my own  OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.",1
 Touch My Hand video = simply amazing.  Love it.,1
"Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold",0
[BBC] Malaria parasites becoming resistant to drugs  http://trunc.it/9yn5 ~ this is really not good as Malaria affects so many people,0
" haha yea, i just feel like its being taken the wrong direction, used to be a cool place, now its a mess",0
running errands with geeta... feeling like i have the plague,0
"_la ben`s dreams make me so saddddddd  i want them to be togetherrr. i swear if this **** gets me bawlinggg, so help me..",0
 me too baby... Miss you,0
i just saw a pony that used to live in front of my house again. he`s developed cushing`s disease tho,0
 i know my mom is going up there monday with me to get it changed. i`m so upset,0
Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.,1
" thanks for the recommendation!  I was not following, am now",1
 He says he feels mama tucking him in at night  He`s lonely but getting by. Tomorrow will be tough!,0
 i`m afraid im def. a product of the NRI Karan Johar generation- I`ve been watching a lot of classics this semester,0
The Star Trek movie was amazing! omg everyone has to go see it,1
I`m suffering from restless legs and butt syndrome.,0
 Were you going to come? The venue said that they couldn`t afford to open so cancelled it. I wish we were there now!,0
 I told u I tried but 88 said it was 2 late  cause the girl I was with took 4ever 2 get ready. they wanted to meet up by 11.,0
"I thought that there was going to be another Def Jam Fighting game, but then it turned out to be crappy karaoke game. I miss the fighting",0
"Poor  `s mom just told her she looked like a ****.  The skirt wasn`t THAT short, and it`s 87 degrees out!",0
"MAD AS HELL! SOMEONE STOLE MY PINK & BLACK LEAPORD PRINT PUMPS I WANTED TO WEAR TODAY  BUT TO GOD BE THE GLORY, HE`LL BLESS ME ABUNDANTLY",0
ugh... hangover. sign that i`m getting old,0
" *hugs* Oh gosh, I`m sorry",0
"Goodnight. Actually, great night. Seeing Daniel tomorrow!",1
well...gotta grab at least an hour and a half sleep before the girl`s get up for school...gawd the life of multi-taskin`  night/mornin`,0
_Star95 oh so you know how I feel then  **** representative for bank of america tried to make it sound like I did it. What a b ...,0
What an incredibly great day.  hahaha!,1
"ok, i am finally starting to hit a draw, but now my short game has gone to ****!",0
_Thompson u may need this pill...i think u are crazy...here take on of mine,0
"maybe going to see the hannah montana movie todaaaay  i`ve seen it one time before, but can`t wait to see it again!!",1
 besides I haven`t had strep for like 10 years because of that reason. I`m more tired than anything else,0
 Good luck.. I have still to get wireless working post IT6,1
lol exams i didn`t go to mcast or other school i finished form 5 and that`s it soo disappointed in myself,0
Snoops uncle who was the COOLEST dancer EVER!!!!!!  http://twitpic.com/4wfqn,1
 I`m working on a painting due for school and hating myself for sleeping all **** day and starting this so late.,0
"had cold rock, choc mint+bubblegum+cookie+flake+nerds= YUM!!!! XD .  had a fun day.",1
The first time all week I can play WoW and I get stuck at 'authenticating'.,0
<3 KoRn... You guys are champions of the world,1
 that`s a good sentence,1
epic fail with the chocolate fountain that got CLOGGED,0
Can`t wait to go to bed,1
 Glad you got there safe & saw your daughter.  Enjoy your time there!,1
This is cool  http://yfrog.com/097dfj,1
" they are evil mean people, who hurt you. I have a terrible phobia of dentists, but had toothache from hell this week",0
watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!,1
" not to sound preachery or anything, but my iphone is amazing.  haven`t had an issue since the 2.0 firmware   {wink wink}",1
Got the sniffles   I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.,1
"is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings",1
Pissing annoying date stamp on all my pictures. Wish I`d remembered to turn it off.,0
"Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague.",0
Only 1 tweet in the last 24 hours?  Nobody likes my tweetboard,0
 Thanks about the ponytail. I dreamt last night that I shaved my head...??? I guess it`s a bigger deal than I thought.,1
Up already  Nooooooo!,0
so bored without a camera,0
had the BEST Italian meal EVER last night! twas godly! i thinks we may get our kitty cat today,1
Had a brill night out with the girls - met terry christian at tv21! He was really lovely. Home to berocca and toast,1
I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t,0
"1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow.  FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O",1
 the there`s confuse me,0
sickkkkk.  GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE! need to get active. whats going down? Celina havin a party? hit me uhpp!,0
 Oh noes.  Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.,1
Elena left this morning. Nine months spent living with her and now it`ll probably be about 2 years till I see her again. Hmph.,0
At home about to go to sleep! Goodnight twitter world!,1
HAPPY MOMMA`s DAY ALL. HONOR YOUR MOMs  sign up for #maternalhealth  here`s for all mothers and luvin kids out there:  http://bit.ly/Bpekk,1
Hail/Thunder storm here. The Power keeps on going on then off. It sucks.,0
massive headache. argh,0
Waaaaaaaa they kicked us out of the bank. Getting it until monday  OMG Chilito,0
_Seattle I totally 4 got about Golden Girls that is a gr8 Show,1
 I don`t mind Sam. But I liked Kate more.  I don`t like Chris. He`s smarmy.,0
_Oyler Poor little woman with her smushed in head,0
have been to portugal. and spain. and has a sore throat. scary?,0
I love my daddy. Dad`s are so under appreciated by their daughters these days ... Not mine.,1
why do i even bother anymore? Everyone is makin me feel like im a waste of space,0
has a headache from the the heat.,0
 Sorry but there is no parking space. And I just realized I didn`t delete one sentence doing copy&paste in that email,0
Sick......and no it`s not the swine flu atleast I hope not,0
i would slip and fall... on the dirty school bathroom floor. fml.,0
Lets get rich and give everyone nice sweaters and teach them how to dance...,1
" Yeah, but you`ve got admire someone who takes job satisfaction to the Nth degree",1
Oh god! I had to look at 'How to use Twitter'.. how hopeless is that?!,0
" yea, feel like im bein ignored",0
 ahaha thats okay and thanks,1
So effing tired  http://bit.ly/e0ZFz,0
is going home after an awesome time with the peeps,1
watching freo on a sunday arvo is a good hobby,1
http://twitpic.com/4wqfv - dark berry mocha frapp.. heaven.. TRY IT EVERYONE!!  here.. let me pass it to you,1
Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen  I am on a no negotiation vacation!,1
being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind,1
_Cat  we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous  **** aust some times,0
_Cordon LOL that split second of peace is truly amazing,1
 nick`s voice still makes me wanna kill things,0
_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.,1
 yeah its goin to vmail now.. I CALLED it while i was in the store.. no luck,0
 seems to have disappeared out of my life,0
" BAH, you`be made me all hungry now",0
this sux but took like 4 minutes. going to sleep finally  http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4603/iprevailedsig.png,0
I got into a fight with the pavement. I think it won  poor little knee,0
"wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be",1
loves John Mayer`s updates.  And modeling in the hot sun... and being sweaty... jk. But seriously...,1
" NOOOO I`ll miss you too much!  I went stag to my prom and all the high school and middle school dances, if that helps. >_>",0
 Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee  Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan  ;) lool. Love ya ****,1
I Love the lady from the Progressive commercials she`s so funny,1
 You may be PC but I love you anyway!!!  Maybe someday you too will become Mac!,1
TIRED! goodnight twitter  its mother`s day  happy mother`s day  lov my moomy <3 yayy! God Bless.,0
" Yaay! I was supposed to go, but I missed it",0
"my car is in at the garage & is not coming out anytime soon! last time I heard the gearbox was the problem, still waiting for the quote.",0
She doesn`t believe spending many (many) thousands on a perfect wedding makes a happy couple.....A happy couple makes a perfect wedding,1
@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/66l83 - I really miss her.,0
" thanks, Mandy!  What a good sister you are.  That may be true, but unfortunately my road tires can`t say the same.",1
" Guilt trips, feeling sick, pressure. stress and too much drama",0
http://twitpic.com/66ltb - Finito~! Hunk Ah Hunk of Burning Love! I do believe my camera phone is stuffed. Stupid blurryness,0
just got home from school and from the wake of my friend`s father.  so tired..,0
 ohyeahhh  hate the heat!  http://twitpic.com/665a2,0
 What are you confused about?,0
 I`ve been using the Sennheiser CX 300 earbuds for 8 months and I love them.  Don`t know if they`re available in MU though.,1
feel dpressed,0
"damnnn this day came to fast, but i cherished all the moment i had",1
 last reply  a scholar in US Homeland Security said an ontology was created for it 'and everybody hated it[s prescription].',0
"Off.  Have a good star wars day, fonz day, dancing taco day, whatever you celebrate, it`s all good!",1
Good Morning,1
"Feels really sick. Just puked my guts out.    help, please.",0
 I`m soo jealous right now!!,0
i hate it when a website says the ticket prices are on another website and their not,0
��We are ready for the new generation!!...Oh yeah...We are a Backstreet fans and we are proud about it!!,1
  haha i like modern studies..... its my favourite subject  haha i guessing you dont feel the same? ****,1
"Just finishing shooting, can u believe it, but got the job done",1
 Okaii Cool!  I Can`t Wait For The Series To Begin It`s Guna Be Awesome  x,1
I saw the sun..... but then I blink and it was gone,0
"I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good!  ...RICE!!! Lmao!",1
 Sounds nice! If you try the recipe you gotta tell me how it turned out!,1
 I envy everyone on AOTS...,1
Greys Anatomy is so fuckn awesome atm!!,1
can`t upload a picture. I already hate twitter,0
_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!!  i want one!!,1
I`m boredddd. The day has gone quick  I don`t like it!,0
" thanks amy, its full of hotness",1
 Well I guess they think of everything   Thanks so much for keeping the fans in the loop,1
Potluck for danielle taking veggie tray. I will miss her,0
"staying afterschool today  not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]",1
im hangin out with my cousin holly and tlkin 2 my grandparents.......  my phone went dead,0
  that`s why I need to be there...To represent the Blackberries,1
i feel really weird,0
 i didnt get the joke,0
My voice hurts. No We We Rock You the musical singing tonight..,0
 IKR?! My mom got it for me a birthday a few years ago. Tis the best,1
_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera,1
 really? I hate the mobile twitter..its hard to tweet with a sidekick,0
 youre very welcome....you deserve it!!,1
" aww, thanks babe!  you and yours have plans for tomorrow?",1
bought my pink ipod nano 2 days ago  will be delivered this week. YAY!  & hopefully getting ears pierced again in a few weeks XD,1
So I just failed my second year of med school. I don`t know what to do or say.,0
" need to get an intel based mac 1st   but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization",1
" If you`ve jailbroken or went to 3.0 early, prepare to be bricked",0
how bad has life gotten where u  werecounting on the church50\50 raffle? the answer is real bad,0
 bad times?,0
 Thank you so much,1
A central lesson of history is that States are parasites which always expand until they destroy their host population. - Stefan Molyneux,0
Thanks so much for following me here too  I will keep you all up to date as much as possible on my makeup line plus all new collections,1
Spent the last hour signing yearbooks. I`ll miss you guys!,0
This is why I got best dressed,1
 Good luck this week! I know you`ll handle it with grace,1
 http://bit.ly/Msize  There you go dear  I love her Janelle,1
I`m still pumped from the concert saturday. 17/7/09 here i come,0
" lol, i`ve done that one b4  i`m a victim 2 that! lol",0
 aww...thats a bummer,0
 yup-unfortunately  Took today off work and just slept all day.,0
" o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now  lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl",1
_skies I want to dance with you too  I haven`t really listened to that song since you left. It makes me miss you more,0
second song is coming along nicley,1
" Lakers, baby Lakers!! I`ll miss the game tmwr. I have to work  you`ll have to keep me posted please",0
ah remember the days when you`d sleep in until noon? well guess who did that today? god i feel like a loser,0
i want so bad to go to the mcfly`s concert,1
" ahh, that would be a good reason.. Heh hope that goes well hun",1
_nk Wouldn`t call that cool or dangerous. Reckon it fits into the stupid category,0
. ... and now I wish I hadn`t,0
"  i`m sorry people are so rude to you, isaac, they should get some manners and know better than to be so lewd!",0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mommies out there...we love you.,1
Such a beautiful morning,1
lol i <3 spongebob,1
Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann,0
 Done some book signings in Manchester. Nice people up there. Enjoy the week.,1
leaving florida want to live there forever! Texan*Girl,0
" nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg   I`ll mind my business now, lol",0
My teratoma has a cavity and is experiencing male-pattern baldness,0
Waiting for friends to call or email me bleh i feel unloved,0
In about 2 hours from now i will find out how good the STAR TREK Film from J.J. really is. A Ticket costs 9 Euro and i hope its worth it,1
 just watched it on youtube and its hilarious. i laughed trough it.. seriously guys so funny.. greetings from Germany...,1
"simple greetings from unexpected people can actually lighten our mood, doesn`**** ever happen to you?",1
 awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too!  There`s so many memories up there.,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOMMY!!!!,1
 I didn`t know you had a blog!!!  That`s so awesome,1
Charley horses in both legs all night. What the ****?,0
 you the the Queen of Sass oh Scenie!!!,1
****... It`s 2am and I`m wide awake,0
 Nice idea for a M-I-L gift. Did you crochet it? Good idea about looking online.  There are Youtube videos showing lefty crochet.,1
Ugh. Kinda bored.,0
Nothing like home-made paranthas for breakfast,1
  I kinda want to smack that darn skeleton though.,0
all dressed up and no where to go...,0
Had an awesome pedicure today!!,1
painting my nails green in an attempt to look like an army person. annoyed that everyone seems to tan apart from me! freckles and sunburn,0
 thanks for the #followfriday as you can see us South Africans were on holiday on fri,1
lost my DC hat ..,0
" It has, however, got me out of doing the gardening - something for which I am eternally pleased",1
missing loverboy so much,0
Ugh... Waiting.... Interminable...,0
"Just changed my car tires, cost me a bomb.",0
 I am very angry at this information Marcos!!!!!!,0
 fickleness seems appropriate for a Twitter user,0
FC is finally up again. it`s about time. i hate that this keeps happening,0
Kinda may have chickened out...,0
 i wanted to go for my birthday...,1
_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!,1
 Oh dear... that`s just... disturbing.   The coffee connoisseur in me just died a little.,0
 aww!  happy mother`s day to you too girlie! kingston is lucky to have such a great mommy!,1
 haha I know.  Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh.  ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie..  awww,1
My daddy left to go back home to Texas  i will c him hopefully n the next two months,1
This is Really Cool put in a topic and its a twitter show...If your a tweeter twittering twit u got to luv this http://bit.ly/a0nw,1
 that is a bummer,0
 gaah rain for tomorrow,0
just woke up...feelin a lil better  <3,1
"Home from Jack`s now, can`t say I`m too happy about that either",0
 thats great  (((hugs))),1
he killed everyone for nothing. :o  :-ss,0
The case for my iPod Touch is literally falling apart.  So junk,0
im still devastated about manchester united losing the UCL final,0
Justin is SO warm! It makes me worry when they have a high fever and I go to sleep.,0
" In my case, it`s going to be exams showing me a thing or two.  I`m very much hopeful about November `09, though.",1
ohay clean teeth,1
" Sad thing is that I wanted to work there for years, it was my dream job. Was crushed when I saw how crappy it was. Still bitter",0
**** IT!! _____________,0
_is_one84 Those suck so bad.,0
haappy bank holiday  2 weeeeks. aah!,1
 Good luck at the services tomorrow!! I wish I could see you guys on your vacation!,1
 Jesus heals,1
" Ohh noo. Joshua im sooo sorry i was out ,im really sorry i didnt get to see you :``( please forgive me  I`m sorry <3",0
 Sorry  I`ll make sure to bomb in talk at SSUG next month as penance ;-),0
" def cheese and onion  however after being back in the states for 4 months, finding a bag of salt&vinegar...they tasted GREAT!",1
 Pad Thai is my favourite,1
"I`m sending a Happy Mama`s Day shout to the greatest Twit-mama ever to ... U kick ****, all day - everyday! Lovely sons!!",1
hope`s she see her bestie today,1
"  I gave up cable in these tough economic times.  it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost",1
 CONGRATULATIONS on the test!,1
Happy Monday!  Lots of little things to do today!  Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!,1
"I`m really getting sick ugh **** nursing homes! Laying in bed, might go run later, watch some more movies with Austin. Sara & Sami left",0
HaPPy MothErS Day!!! Feliz Dia deLAS MAdres  mine is already in Heaven.. =( Miss you...,1
missing Tim!,0
i miss my puppies...,0
Blinded again,0
"Every time it rains, I see at least 1 ambulance",0
bed bed bed  do you never answer texts anymore?  I thought of you the other day and sent one but never heard back. Sad day,0
mad the rain got me...now i cant go see jaiden   *|)|/-\|\|/-\*,0
"Graduation tonight  I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys",1
 Hi SweetiePie!! It`s Friday night and I`m .... missing my sidekick & his slippers.  It`s just not Friday night w/o him.,0
 Gutted your not playing Kos in July Jules,0
Happy mother`s day ,1
"D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good",1
 Happy mothers day,1
okay im happy again  i watched the second episode of jonas on youtube. i think tomorrow my family is going to olive garden for mothers day,1
Today was sooo boring in school. I was sleeping all the time,0
" Haha, nice! ;) Thanks for letting me know!",1
_pax That sucks.,0
Jeff was right! Call of Duty pwns. Now i just gotta figure out what to do with this xtra copy of Wolvarine I bought earlier this week.,1
Rejecting all food substances.,0
" Granny, Linda will be happy.",1
 I know   Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!,1
Happy mother`s day to all moms!,1
Busy week this week; quick trip to chase some oil and gas in htown and then back to office for fun week with the devel team,1
such a fun night with Bekah just talkin and stuff. Wuv her,1
Wishing it was naptime,1
_**** R.I.P curls,0
"Hope I`m not coming down with piggy flu, eyes red. Neck no longer holds up heavy head. Time for sleep.  Sogni D`oro all!",0
Snap. Breaking out again,0
" are you giving up on me  oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.",0
" Thx! Old computer here, too slow for both Kubuntu and Blender really.",0
i have a crush on someone!,1
" Shoot, Rob I missed it. Just got home.",0
"watching #f1. I live near Montmel�, I`m so excited about this race",1
"addin to that last comment, was spose to be going to see the jonas brothers 3D movie, but guess what i couldnt go aswell cos im sick",0
"Just wrote another song, but i ran out of ideas so this one is a bit ****",0
"Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours",0
it makes me sad when people phones are sick,0
traveling to L.a today to see grandpa in hospital..Yet another road block to cross fro my family,0
Ugh work sucks. I could be with sher right now,0
I miss her alot and its only been one day,0
 lucky e went!  jealous!,0
 Fail.    If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am!  lol,0
Feelin really awful. Having mono sux so much. Omg...listening to music,0
" Alright, sorry. But I think you should go anyways",0
" For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.",0
 Happy Mother`s Day hahaha,1
 Thought you might be interested in  http://tweetphoto.com. See who`s viewing your photos!,1
another fun night!!  chilled wit my homie @ green turtle n the park....good times...good times.,1
 I`ve missed one this year(!). It`s the forbidden fruit. Of all the trees in the garden I munch in disappointment on that one.,0
With E3 coming up the worst possible thing happened. No not swine flu! not AIDS! RROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0
Morning. Forgot my daily booth yesterday.. shocking! I want to sit in the garden today and read but we have a huge bees nest,0
"Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s  I`m back!",1
Apperently ea knows my copy of the sims 3 is not legit and is upset,0
I wish  I could choose what bands played trash on june 20th...hmmm!!!,1
"Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I`m hungry.",0
Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more  Night!,1
 lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville  pity im in oz....,1
You can`t spell #melo without e m and o...  <3 to my favorite blogging site.,1
Ahhh mothers day  My first one YAY!!!,1
don`t want to go!!!,0
im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed,0
Why hasn`t he called. I`m being blown off yet again.,0
Got a deadline to meet!!! No TGIF for me,0
  I will. tell him I said happy birthday tomorrow too. is you talking about raymond?,1
 thank for ur gnite and... *thank* for ur photo of sims 3... heart broken here,0
What do u see in her that i dont have  ,0
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink,0
my favorite curling iron broke,1
got it? good. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!,1
Cannot wait to get all dolled up and go out tonight,1
Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle,1
 Wow.  is constantly ranting about his love for Genghis Grill too. Never been there; not here in Colorado.,1
 http://twitpic.com/4wb52 - Such a pretty baby!,1
funeral at 2.  today is going to be bad.,0
" hello, i`m great!  how are you?",1
says I LOVE YOU MOM  http://plurk.com/p/svm0w,1
 i have started saving my Tumblr drafts because that happened to me this week and i was so sad,0
 ...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.,1
" ooow those look painful, poor bb",0
 hate u....  I have 2 wait one week to see it cuz here (Puerto Rico) is still coming soon....,0
Happy Star Wars Day!!!,1
  Linda ~ What do you mean by your last post??  It doesn`t sound good,0
fun on facebook.,1
 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! why in july? im gonna be back home  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!,0
Nugget bit Jack. I told him not to poke the poor hamster!,0
3oh!3 on the radio  they were amazing yesterday.,1
 I def will. If anyone leaves the room for a second he has to follow. He`s a really great dog otherwise so far.,1
finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.,1
_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast,1
 oh that looks boring  and even more boring you have an exam on a saturday,0
" cool beans, yeah man - no prob at all",1
Nobody likes to feel low priority.,0
 don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask  or  if you don`t believe me!,0
"It`s the weekend, its sunny..... and I got another puncture!!!",0
"About to pik out my hair, braid it up, scrub off my make up and relaxxxx.... tonight was fun",1
wants to go to falkland but cant cause of stupid exams and mtbcut are going to be there,0
 Yes...met Jon last yr at an interesting 'Questionning Agile' Agile 2008 session.  Don`t see him on this yr`s schedule.,1
 when u do get at me i will show u all the hotspots there is no where i dont kno when it comes to shoppin here lol,1
 So the man behind the awesome Macarena vid. Great work. Love it.,1
I SO should`ve gone right now!!! *wish I could alter time!!  *,0
Time for school  i`m feelin good.. 5 AM jogs do good. ~aloha,1
 You too sweetie,1
I cant get all my rwitters on my phone this phone sucks,0
 revising as uni exams are looming,0
" Sorry you are having a bad week. I feel like if I could get good sleep, I would be so much better too. Fog",0
The battle at Minas Tirith is still very impressive. Return of the Jedi is the best Lord of the Rings movie IMO.,1
great night! great peolple!,1
its freezing cold! i cant function right in this type of weather. starving to the max,0
its all over! no more high school,0
  That is really sad,0
" aha i bet they are cute,should we wear our nu **at  the same time so  i cn show you mine,u cn show me yours",1
",,,checked del`s new blogsite!!! YAHOO!!! im just excited to what it will bring  go del!",1
Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game ,1
"Another amazing day. Ever since I got a Twitter, I`ve been having great days",1
" Well yeah, the hormone things basically a given  thought he had misbehaved specifically to upset your mom and you.",0
" I like the idea of eliminating bludgers and beaters just tackling ppl, makes it nearly as dangerous as book quidditch",0
 would love to hear all of this from a Nokia perspective...,1
Is going to get a full nights sleep tonight so her arm can get better. It`s no fun being forced to use your left hand,0
Just snuck out my window.. Now im laying on my roof looking at the stars. Its a nice night out tonight.,1
Huh  ? What`s wrong with UNIX environment dev`s ?,0
 LOVE your show  !,1
_avenue Love your website! Wish I lived closer to sample the cupcakey treats,1
 lmao! You baked non-stop? Sounds like yummy fun!,1
had a good time at prom. They played Jonas Brothers for me. pretty much made my night...,1
apple fritters are like the perfect after food...don`t you think?,1
I don`t believe there`s anything worse than losing a best friend,0
" I just want to say: Both you,Taylor Swift, and Hayley Williams have a great and lovely voice!",1
finally got to see you,1
 HEY BUCK!!!!  love u loads!! LOVE 'WHAT THE BUCK?!',1
" Ooh, there you are, haha. Thanks, posted it!",1
Feeling loved!  My Mom got me a Nikon Cool Pix for my birthday!!!!,1
I am beginning to think sun blcok is a haox.,0
" forgot to answer your kindle question yesterday. honestly, haven`t used it much. have two paperback books i want 2 read first.",0
  anything I can do to help?,1
"Apple is also rotten in the center, just my luck",0
 Ooooh! I thought eggos were some kind of synthetic egg or egg sustitute or something. You crazy Americans,1
"_luciano jailbreak went great, just not a tremendous amount of apps ready for 3.0 though. No winterboard yet",1
"hungry, but don`t have an appetite",0
Got to go shopping with wife down to Tesco`s. I knew my day was going to well.,1
awww poor little girl on britains got talent,0
"Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.",1
Why does flickr no longer recognize my e-mail addresses.  I can`t log in.,0
aww bless her  give her a chance ..,1
Trader Joe`s 'sushi' is a fail.,0
waiting to go to 4th period to get the final over with. omgg im sooo gonna fail,0
Getting ready for an early night tweeps!   Have a great one every 1,1
really hates delayed trains especially 44 minute delayed trains. Now going to be late for work,0
Only one more day of Jay Leno  que sad!,0
" ohh yeahh (: i`m probs gonna be a loner to start with, thanks to the person i was gonna go with be a ****",0
 Very very very very cool.  http://www.inbflat.net/ More details? How it was made? Please tell,1
I can`t sleep ugh!! and I have **** to do all **** day tomorrow. Wanting to take a sleeping pill but I know Ill get up late,0
Let`s continue being productive today,1
"3 hours sleep last night, all of my being wants to crawl into a ball somewhere and sleep for about 5 more hours. At work till six too",0
"_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again...  Goodnight!",1
 ok  thank you,1
Grrrr....I got the wrong size coat for the sheep,0
 bahah that would be really funny she would be really cut haha,1
Ouch!!... Stomachace.... I ate a lot...,0
"and thanks,  , fr. yr congratulatory gweetin`",1
 thank you!,1
Employee orientation for serco  yayy.. I`m excited/nervous!!!! Wish me luck!,1
 Many thanks!,1
I think Destiny has officially gone crazy... hahahaha,1
" Noo, good guys are better  x",1
" I am sure every office has them. Men and women with no capacity to realize they should SHUT THE UNHOLY **** UP, Christ",0
Just drove by fisher and I feel so sad,0
Q: what studio created `Open Season`? should google it or look at the dvd downstairs but feeling lazy,0
 I LOVE pb & banana sandwiches!! Still a fav of mine,1
"Happy Mother`s Day! Be sure to say I <3 you, Mum.",1
"2,697 views on my FLickr Account.. Maybe is not much for you...  but I`m happy  ... YAY http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonassin/",1
" brazil LOOOOOOOOVES you, i miss you  24th may, the perfect day off",1
 Oh no!!  Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!,1
Thanks for pointing out the crucial problems . Both of them have been taken care of  (cc: ),1
I want the rain to go away! There has been too much of it lately,0
Dad just gave me his old BlackBerry. Not that old... But it doesn`t even have a scroll ball. I want that Bold.,0
@_shannon1234 Shannie im so sorry! didnt mean to upset you! i just thought you would find it cute  im sorry dont be sad!,0
 Good morning,1
 and now they are one. To become a bigger pain.,0
Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so,1
"aww, You Are The Sunshine Of My Life from Bob and Larry Sing the 70s.  makes me think of  <3",1
   too bad Vo got me sick I think  & I don`t even have meds to feel like you.,0
 Im in so deep its disgusting. I would even take a LITTLE help. BUt alas i sense it will never happen . . .,0
"You make me happy, whether you know it or not  <3",1
" HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great",0
" that is definitely an easier way of saying it, yes",1
aww i feel so bad for Holly,0
 naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.,0
Very succesful Cancertown Launch yesterday,1
I spent an hour this morning going through yearbooks to see when each senior started to Harleton. My speech will be so boring.,0
my stomach is bleh!,0
This herniated disc sucks.  I`m stuck mostly on my back when I could be out riding.,0
workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips,1
" no, but I will. It just seems such a cruel condition",0
Great lunch at baby bulls.  Now time for work til 930.,1
"may gray, coldplay, and nice showers...work at 2",1
" Nice skillz Nick  x love always, Marjorie & Jemimah. Sydney, Australia.",1
My back hurts...really bad,0
 I`m out of town next week   We`ll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!,1
 I`m so mad I cant go to that...you`re like an hour away from me.,0
"Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio  and big daft grin all over my face....",1
" Oh, I see!  So it`s like, morning there, right? Happy breakfast! *thumbs up*",1
 its so sad! i wish i could stay longer! It the last time ill see you tonight  better not wear my make up!,0
 what I do now  anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x,1
There`s Only One Thing I Hate About Friends And Dats When They Move Skl They Forget About Yuu,0
12:06am and my 'him' is officially the 1st one to say Happy Mother`s Day to me   I love it!!!,1
feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason   take my **** to sleep right? lol,1
 australian hardcore/metalcore scene is amazing right now. look up third strike and chelsea smile. AND BMTH IN 7 DAYS,1
My tummy hurts  go away cramps! I hate chuu!!!!,0
Going to church in the morning...happy mommas day almost,1
 you know you love it   Stat-K,1
Missing my baby ducks,0
 My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.,1
"Oh, I`ve just watched the third episode of JONAS, it`s awesome.",1
"weekend with my cuzzo Vivi, I can`t stand to have her leave me in 3 weeks",0
I seriously need to find out why my laptop sometimes gets so hot. BBL after errands & pricing 'comp fixes'. Not many places left 4 that.,0
 No I LOVE Jordie`s version as well as Joe`s and Donnie`s ALL 3 are DIFFERENT,1
_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy,1
its probable bed time. hugs and kisses  <33,1
" dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down",0
 good stuff!  I`m great thanks! x,1
my new dress looks sort of...horrible   http://twitpic.com/64mdc,0
" in anticipation of him making me a cup of tea, I`m agreeing. Now it must happen!  No, he is awesome.",1
 that couldn`t be more true! I like ur momma`s style!,1
Maaaan... it is way too nice outside to be in here working.,1
 ah helping my friend move and will defo be having a well deserved pint after it that`s for sure,1
  they closed the voting...all u can vote for now is best movie  Hope you win it! My 4 y/o Daughter lovesss 2 sing 'The Climb',1
... lunch is no fun when you have nothing to eat.,0
my stupid tooooth hurts,0
still no eat. still in office. and now i get sick throat 3 days before i leave for an air condition throat killing tour bus,0
17 hours left of being a teenager.. and ill be sleepin for 8-10 of those hours.. how depressing,0
_RachineA oh so you said you good-byes and hugs  my dad left around 4 in the morning so I woke up to an empty house i`m pretty scared.,0
"gonna have to eat something, I feel so horrid.  I need a hug!",0
 Floor mopping sounds unappealing,0
 ... i hate it so much.,0
what a great day for a massage! book your appointment today  617-262-2220,1
" Hi Mel, if you feel unhappy just take a bit of fries but don`t overdo.  If can help it don`t",0
10-Year-Old Girl Battles Rare Breast Cancer  http://bit.ly/JPe9c,1
 lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work  but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy,1
HAHA! Follow john mayer..he`s a pretty funny guy  I want to move to L.A .... it`s so much more fun!,1
It was my baby bros last time singing in front of his school  im so so proud of him !!! but when did i get old  im only 22!,1
" and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*",1
"is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!",1
nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way  tyg,1
 How would I know if u didn`t tell me??? Too busy cakin to pay me any attention,0
":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup",0
grinning like a Cheshire cat.... ....happy as hell. they made my day  ??,1
Twitter is slow!,0
"such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ?  @ tanapolis",1
my sister is a douchebag,0
 Thanks for getting me bottled water.,1
Writing Mother`s Day cards for my mom and gran...  hurray!,1
 i hate it. it should just be english all day everyday,0
" Vancouver, so classy.  #canucks",1
Getting into the swing of things. I miss someone,0
im cold  i still cant find my hoodie,0
Biggest food fight/mosh pit ever and i miss it from across the school,0
Tummy hurts,0
says misses my cousins so badly!!!  http://plurk.com/p/x2bha,0
 indeed! we are trying to get it in the Trending topics for the fun of it  all Some Twilighters idea!,1
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY !!,1
 ahhh I`m drinking some too!! And bride wars is really good,1
"I just got a call from my chimp buddies, want to join the party. Loads to prepare now. Wow this is great. Cup of tea first i think. Erm",1
 awe thanks,1
 me too. ****.,0
" I know how you feel. My head is getting stuffier and stuffier, and it is not fun.",0
 oo never played it  thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too,1
We`re practicing our blackjack skills. It doesn`t look hopeful.  http://yfrog.com/0l2tsj,0
just woke up and feeling real good cause of krispy kreme. I WANT ME SOME DOUGHNUTS,1
So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area,1
 lucky girl!!! I work all day tomorrow! and maybe even Monday!!,1
"  I love you, though!",1
 I dunno...I thought I was funny,0
 boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go  looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!,0
TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.,1
I wish my sister lived near me,1
**** traffic. Going to be late!,0
heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...,1
"Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you wouldn`t have to worry about the bus being ****, haha.",0
Burning time at wacha,0
uploading a lot of photos... priceless memories,1
Hell of a lot to do. But they say you shouldn`t complain theese days. Who are 'they' and can 'they' help me in that case,0
  Sorry to hear that.,0
They raised the prices at work which means people are tipping less. Yay,0
"So sorry if i`ve been typing wrongly. usually, after i`ve typed something, i wont read. i`ll just press the `enter` button",0
" Still waiting for a email  from MAX. So i consider no news, bad news.",0
"I`m torn, do I get an extended warranty for my iPhone when mine runs out, or jailbreak? I`ve already got problems with battery & earpiece",0
happy mothers day to all..im gonna help mine right now.she deserves it..you guys should too..,1
" I asked mum bout going out tommorow, she laughed in my face lmao",0
is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining.  Soccer Practice tonightt.,1
" and Im just going into work... if we were married, we wud never see each other",0
 No kidding there! Ugh ... One thing I know for sure - it won`t be me showing the property this weekend,0
Grizzly Bear Concert tonight!!!!! Can`t wait. Will my cold be over by then though?,1
 FIL 461 with cool people like me,1
listening to her stolen music. just loved it cause its free!,1
had a **** contact with both parents >.>  grrr,0
Getting ready for week  Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!,1
" ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.",1
_lopez I love you  kiss me!,1
Loves fatty take away nights... yummy  then coming home and facespacing with my roomies,1
Long night ahead.,0
 If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed  well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.,0
Goin to the mall and gonna see the movie ghost of gfs past i hope its good and top it all im goin alone  but ilook cute and feel good ^^,1
is in a good mood,1
: and my kid is only 3 and is stronger then me,1
"Brother #3 is wandering around the house in his underwear. As charming for his 2 sisters as it is for the other female guests, I`m sure",1
just spent an hour trying to get the newborn bird in my front garden to fly. poor baby  no success!,0
i DID argue with byron because he said im fat,0
But I have cause I missed a lot of classes,0
I would of won that contest if I weren`t to have chickened out,0
 nooo it was a real mushroom! but our neighbor uprooted it,0
i`m so tired,0
Number 999. My next tweet must be something really special.,1
Java Concurrency in Practice is probably the best Java book I`ve ever bought. There`s a recipe in there for interrupting blocking IO ops,1
 That`s tonight?! Cool,1
About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it,1
"happy mother`s day to all the mama`s out there, be greatful and appreciate your mama",1
Mozzer cancelled tonight by the looks of it.,1
 Aww!  That`s so sweet!  So glad she`s home with you now. Happy mother`s day to you,1
Even ARNOLD couldn`t save the parks  http://bit.ly/WSM5J  - How is this providing jobs?,0
 but it`s fun when they blatantly ignore the advice,1
 so looking forward to your new album,1
 sorry didn`t get to see you,0
"nyc placements have started to come out, but it looks like upgrades might have to wait yet another two weeks for placements! dreadfully",0
hates putting in new contacts,0
 watching dor on utv movies again great performance,1
"A singing girl. Talented, yeah. Good to complain about? No",1
" I had to look at it 3 times before it sunk in, totally shocked by it  tbh.",0
FINALLY...the internet is up. The server is down in Phoenix and it was **** up.,0
"Woop, have just bought the Elliot Minor album on itunes. Its finally working for me!!",1
FANTASTIC week in London but ATROCIOUS 8 hour journey home,1
We`re dealing with Overactive Let-Down right now.   http://bit.ly/9ydHU,0
 wish i was but im in chicago,0
  tis a sad day,0
Guys (    ) I know! My ability to read time telling devices failed!,0
" sadly, I don`t   hehe",0
You people haVe no idea how depressing it is being at a steakhouse and not being able to eat,0
Can`t wait for the next twitter.,1
How do you forgive yourself for hurting the one you love the most?,0
Omg i`m so sad. I jus took in that gossip girl is done,0
 i don`t like to see you like this...  there must be something to make you smile...,0
"Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold",0
"I want to become vegetarian, It`s going to be so hard!",0
i have a headache,0
 hi thanks for following me. u doing much? been a long time since i last chatted to u,1
listening through the Mendeed discog once again. I still think their disbanding is a loss.  #metal,0
 You realize you just did  a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.,1
"Oh man, I feel sick. As in I might have contracted a cold... maybe from the kids` slobber on Thursday",0
_paige aww hey! I didn`t know this was you! LOL. I`m sick. No outtie for me.,0
"Warning tweeting while ridding a Bike is dangero, waaaaaaa!!! *crash*",0
Good morning twitterland. Happy Monday,1
'And now my mom and her friend are drinking.. Greatt..',1
"I wish she knew what she puts me through..She stole my heart, never gave it back..and occasionally she likes to be like look what I have!",1
 I scare you? No!,0
Itchy ****!,0
"my camera`s being a doucheeee, it stopped working",0
I don`t wanna work tonight,0
**** night. want john  where is he?,0
"Yum, just had a mickeyDs eggmcmuffin. McYum",1
" wow, i can sleep with my eyes open, tis amaze *i lie*",1
THANKS GUYS! 200 FOLLOWERS,1
 wish i could  want to stay and play with u guys and enjoy a block party for once,1
I`m grounded til tomorrow. Sorry to anyone I made plans with.  It`ll have to be tomorrow. (annoyed) http://plurk.com/p/x332r,0
 it`s because you`re popular,1
Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok,1
 I did?!  yay! Where did I get that extra �300 from? Hmm.. anyway  I`m going to be partying hard when I get it,1
 This is truly enlightening for me,1
"'Thick as pig **** - went to Oxford' - Helena`s (Cantab) friend`s description of me to her boyfriend, yesterday...",0
" haha...Live long & prosper. The movie was better than I thought, they did an awesome job, I`m pleased",1
Happy Mothers Day to all the mums in my life and those that are not,1
 http://twitpic.com/4m9up - ?s this your house ?? The dog is really sweet,1
" say hi to me, i`m depressed cause i cant see you",0
 Thank you sister!!,1
feel like ****.....and will continue to for as long as it takes,0
_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking!  mornin!,1
 Congrats on your bike ride today.. Very impressive indeed.. Ya might be doing` the 'Tour De France' some day,1
"Installed office for Mac & messed up all my fonts on safari, **** on a stick! help! can`t even read the solutions online  #badmicrosoft",0
 I do NOT. I RARELY dye it at all.  the red was the first in aaaagggessss. My hair just hates me.,0
Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family.  Haha thanks girls i love yal,1
I hate watchn things that make me sad n wana cry,0
" Actually, I also thought Mother`s Day was May 31st until I was remembered of Pentecost  Uselessly complicated, I would say",0
"What have you done for Mother`s Day?'*people who are a day behind us*'what will you be doing?' I took my Mom to Starbucks, she enjoyed it",1
going to bed.   goodnight,1
_art That would be the one.  It`s awesome sauce.,1
"Great meeting...lunch on the patio in the sunshine...nothing more perfect  busy day...time for bed, ahhhhh",1
It just occured to me..... tonight is Cheri`s Prom Night......I was suppose to go with her...... 970 miles makes that kind of difficult.,0
_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.,1
And now im all hungry and thirsty. and too afraid to go downstairs...,0
SO MUCH WORK !,0
"just saw ghosts of girlfriends past with my bf, that movie was so predictable but so funny! i loved it",1
Just saw a dark burgundy Scion xB. That dark shade makes it look like a minivan because the shawdows of the lines and curves are lost.,0
surgery effin hurts,0
"Got stuck in a traffic jam today, i now have one sunburned arm",0
" Aww, thanks!",1
#BGT  ooooh tooo weird for me,0
Eating a bagel  yummy,1
"Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends.  Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.",1
@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.,0
" Hey, it`s good to see you here! Will now follow you. Would be nice to have a photo!",1
Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed  at least now I have a def. Answer!,0
" Yes, you really should!",1
tomorrow will be my last day in work.. how sad.. bye Ange,0
"Misses JP  I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry",0
 Me too I need the sudden urge to do it. Missing the Diplomat title,0
 Up is out?  I didn`t get the memo   It looks amazing.,1
 i am so jealous!!,0
Loves Miley`s song The Climb and loves the video  ****,1
 Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used,0
I  do not want to work tomorrow!,0
" it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview..  keep following !!!",1
" You got it! YAAAY!!! I was really worried your phone wouldn`t fit, so glad it does!  Happy Mother`s Day, lol!",1
sooo glad im home  floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.,1
Being followed by compliance.  Great.   Have to watch what I say now.,1
Ohhhhh what a line,1
" you and the guys should come down here, we are **** freezing out here!",0
I really despair over the whole copyright situation http://bit.ly/yLY0I ~ being visually impaired means you don`t deserve to read  #sccr18,0
went to bestbuy today and found that they had pretty much ever HP except the one i wanted to look at,1
stupid wireless!!,0
can u believe the architect who planned a tar-black promenade in this small town won an international prize?and everyone who walks & jogs,1
 have fun ! bbq is good ! no matter where it is,1
" hey i loved ACS but i had to see it online, is not here yet   cant wait to buy it!!! you look amazing there",1
man.. it`s starting to rain real hard..,0
"bah, i h8 waking up",0
 Tshwane wants double rates but try and phone to get service - endless loop #fail,0
 He`s totally ignoring me!! How sad!  I am heartbroken,0
 nah the lights killed the mood now you got to get out my bed,0
  Thanks,1
feeling so great!,1
At the wedding reception. Having more fun than I thought,1
 hopefully I`ll get to see HTB next week and LA really soon!! Can`t wait!!!,1
Sore throat. This is not good. I have four performances this weekend.,0
I am sooooooo bored in textiles !,0
finally leavin tha studio.Made some really really good music! Very pleased wit tha turnout  !,1
 That sounds like a good compromise.,1
putting up a half naked dougie poster  i love sugar`s ladmag,1
schoool time. not doing much this week.  about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC!  can`t wait for the last day of school.,1
bored fixed the internet for my dad but now im bored to death,0
 yeah. xD were so close already! xD i can talk to u about anything!  i love u gurrl. x3,1
thinking i cant handle my life like this anymore... almost seems as if suicides the answer... unfortunately.,0
" ah it doesnt work for me  but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****",1
 lmao I need a shopping partner today.,1
Been working on my freakin` computer trying to save stuff on a harddrive and it seems I failed miserably.,0
 I hope to see you soon again,1
Thankful for last minute doc appointments... Baby girl has a temp of 105.+  sitting at the doc`s waitin`,1
" my favorite song is `Im standing here but you dont see me, i`d give it all for that to change` i dont know what its called",1
I would love to sleep with pete Lmfao   jk,1
" I`m still at Disney (just trained at Soarin), Rose is the same, we applied for an apartment last night, and Eric lost his job",0
 yup - working away hard! Busy busy busy,0
can`t tell you how thrilled I am to have just had a nosebleed.  first time in ages.  overjoyed doesn`t cover it.  urgh,0
I failed my maths exam today. fxxxmylife,0
"on later than normal this morning, got attacked by a swarm of mini fly`s after opening the veranda last night took an hour to get rid!!",0
"was mostly sick when she went to bed, but woke up feeling mostly dead",0
 Better than what I did to my MacBook keyboard yesterday! (Spilled a whole cup of hot chocolate on it.),0
 YAY! Busy is good,1
On twikini while enjoying the sun,1
was busy talking with mom and bhabhi.. they liked the cards bro and me made for them  now waiting for sis to get back from Church..,1
hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great  http://u.nu/8m68,1
 1000 = make sure it has the word poo or balls in it  Underbelly DOES suck balls... I gave up on it in wk 3.,0
 http://twitpic.com/66wxk - SO jealous right now!!!hate new england weather,0
Back at the vet and it isn`t good,0
not in the mood,0
I burnt my arm.  (just thought you should know),0
 Sounds good to me! No more cleaning cynics orders. Haha. Good night. Talk tomorrow.,1
 so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late,0
 ooh thats an early start  ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****,1
 OK. good to know.,1
 http://twitpic.com/665n7 - I dont like it,0
 seen him! he`s beautiful,1
 teehee. it was a good show anyway,1
wants to go out tonight but cant get home,0
So tired   Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.,1
_sweetye I hope so,1
"According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.",0
Damnit Day 26 is at Northpark mall..I use to live near there  someone steal Mike for meeee!,0
Is wondering what happened to the sun? **** May grey!,0
she made my sister cry too hahah. bless her.  i hope she can do it again.,1
Good  morning! Just went to bed it feels and already morning...goes fast! Now i am going to the gym soon. Have a nice day!,1
"_mcc bye, Scotty!  i`m gonna miss you. ily<333",1
I`m sick!  it sucks! IM me! ohbabayy33,0
"YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us      ",0
 good morning  good luck! Belive in you,1
Cried Like A Fukn Baby Today Durin Da Senior Show...Ima Miss All My Senior Friends,0
Feeling lonely and in need a a good friend,0
net .. net .. net ..  hmm. bad weather .. weird summer!,0
Another interview... Please somebody hire me?! But I`m late,0
I feel like I`m on alott of drugs,0
 Hi I have uploaded 5 completely new Chinese Lessons on www.youtube.com/ChineseLearn Please feel free to watch and enjoy,1
is also wishing these two lovely mothers  &  a very special Mother`s Day!!!  enjoy!,1
NEED SUMTHING FOR THIS EXCRUCIATING HEADACHE,0
" thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you",1
 This is true... Clean clothes is a VERY good thing!   Enjoy your day! Love your new avatar BTW!,1
"Intel gfx driver situation much better with recent upgrades. kernel 2.6.30rc4 and driver from git: Suspend working again, fewer mem leaks",0
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOMMIES,1
 you can explore the site 2 and find cool stuff,1
Working technology! I love you WAZ!,1
Gotta go now .. i`m going to Circus .. the real Circus not Britney`s Tour  sadly ..,0
 Love it! I wish my other half could even name web design ladies,1
Packing gym bag. Off to the gym in a bit. Squee! I`m my happiest whem I`m on the go.,1
 Still jealous,0
 I`d just plain go crazy,0
#iusedtobescaredof the girls in the year above me at school,0
_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too   5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha,0
" haha no chance, I tweet rubbish back!",0
 http://twitpic.com/4j585 - Guess I need to get me an iPhone now for sure!!!  It looks bad ****!!,0
"ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict",0
" I`ve never been to Prague, but if i had the money, it`ll be in the 10 first cities I visit",1
New work wellness challenge not going well.  I committed to not check email between 10 pm and 6 am.  Failed on first day.  Twice,0
" Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.",1
" Dude, I miss the 90`s.   btw, the name of my mix is 'Damn the man! Save the 90`s!' hahaha",0
"aww, anyone see hollie steel on BGT tonight? wharra shame",0
i`m sickk  ... tomorrow will be a disaster if i don`t get better.,0
"Im regretting the alcohol I consumed last night, MY HEAD",0
_honey thank you  i have a business exam tomorrow too :/,1
"Today, i did`t have lunch, cuz wel i embarrass my self with all 'school'  ok, FINAL TESTS and FINAL YEAR aaaaa! thanx God 4 That friends!",0
" In case no one gave you a heads up, AT&T just put out an iPhone app for account management (MyWireless) I`d love to see a review",1
" Yes babe, you`re so welcome!",1
Mad because quiz 5 answer on the BET Ford Fusion sweepstakes are all wrong,0
Happy Mother`s Day ~ and for single dads who plays both mom and dad role enjoy your day too,1
" Will you uh, marry me?  haha just kidding. Kind of. You`re hot though. Just so you know.",1
 Clever girl,1
 join the club dougie i have a cold too  x,0
i wanna be in michi with my moma!! Love you Mom,1
"I have to go clothes shopping tomorrow  I hate it, but I have a serious 'clothes falling apart' situation here.",0
 I don`t like the term 'partner' when it comes to relationships. It`s too business like so that`s my ugly word of the day,0
Hoping my mom likes her pamper gifts I sent her,1
Super bummed the Whitecaps game plans with friends fell through...I now need to be home by 7 to let the sitter go,0
Found out earlier today that I`m going to be an Uncle,1
 oh oh oh are you offering to send ducks!  I love love love confit duck,1
 I have a bird living with me.  So I have to find other ways to kill these **** things beside the exterminator.   #vegas it sucks,0
Life can get soo Dull sometimes what do you do when u have no 1 around  x,0
I just made myself a wonderful breakfast!!!!!!!! Now I have to get ready to workout,1
_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!!   http://twitpic.com/61oj0,0
"might be seeing my god mothers little boy in a bit  . Leon, so cute <3333",1
 Wow that`s very Buddhist o_O HOORAY JEWS,1
"_d thats good to know, and I bet he looks just like you.",1
Chillaxing in Hyde park,1
 Its so nice i ahd to work today,1
"  Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good  And When U minimize It , It Goes..",1
Wasabi is recovering from surgery  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6121231,1
crazy kids won`t nap!  I think it`s the heat... and I still have to tell them that they can`t go to Grandma`s cuz she`s sick,0
" http://twitpic.com/4i2zu - wow, thats so cool!",1
 Not so good  I think that`s my fault though - didn`t use buttermilk. Recipe was on back of the flour.,0
Hm. Have you ever realized how incredibly over-rated Tokio Hotel is becoming? It makes me sad.,0
"_N_Wilson C`mon, I like the superpower explanation better! LOL",1
Have to keep bumping the mouse so my computer doesn`t go to sleep. No Internet access  No files to work on. Slowest Friday eeeeevvveeerrrr,0
 yo wake your **** up  and go to work  go get that paper  u aint sick dont lie,0
has got a degree in BS.,1
had an amazing night with the girls,1
"i`m sunburnt on my arms, and i have burnt my mouth, and some skin is coming off",0
Dosen`t Want To Go To Work Tomorrow,0
_O haha .. i`m from philippines!  i just want to follow you!,1
 Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty  I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.,1
"m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good  i guess i just like a laugh!!!",1
  awwww i have no internet right now....  -drummer boi,0
"Big Laptop is too big, so it`s time to switch to the Eee.  Bye big guy",1
Have a headache  I`m going to bed. Goodnight!,0
whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating,1
graduation is done  im a little sad.. anyone want to hang out???,0
bbq was great... just relaxing around the house!  dont wanna leave my city but have to tomorrow... got to clean the house when i get back,1
pool party at sherraton n brodi had  a blast! the friends made the evening bbqd at home with great conversation  funky n lifted day!!,1
{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me,1
 The link doesn`t work,0
 i am glad cos u wouldnt lose me as a fan anyway  i get to see you guys on saturday evening at leicester  it better be good!,1
Finally back from the stupid holiday ! Missing the fit bar men though,0
 you should not be wasting the may bank holiday in the crappy north- you should be down south in brighton where the party`s at,0
 No.  I was thinking just before how much I miss my T-Dub.,0
Getting ready to go study outside while having some fun in such a nice sunny day.,1
shattered! PWG botched his hybrid dolphin shirt order and sent him xl,0
:: holy kraut. I canNOT stay up this late. But the book is done and in the author`s in box.  Tucking in with kitty-boys now. Nighty-night.,0
" hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment",1
" it`s a good mix of developers, content developers, providers and venture folks",1
"Oficially Back to work, all systems up and running smoothly",1
 my phone died,0
" Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice",1
what?! i just missed home + away! nooooooooo,0
This is great!  I just found out that it`s Star Wars Day.       'May the 4th' be with you!  Have you hugged your Ewok today?,1
Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.,1
  so true...and so poetic! beautiful,1
Anyone have a Super Nintendo Controller they want to sell me? Mine broke.,0
My poor little 7mth old was taken to hospital yesterday. We are syringe feeding him at home because he doesn`t want to drink.,0
still feeling BLAH. gave a biiiiig dose of insulin that i needed about 24 hours ago. Now I`m off to take my last exam of my junior year.,0
So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..,0
is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!,1
  i have no one to watch it with! ma peeps  are actually focused on their finals already!,0
"  It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol  You might have saved my life .lol ;-)",1
 did you not think of texting me that!? I`ve just read it now lol! Figured out the html on my own.,1
Why are CDs in HMV so overpriced? �12.99 for ? I hate having no money,0
had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!,1
 Alternate name for a 'Bacon Mary'... A 'Bloody Piggy!' ;) (I have to give my boyfriend credit for that idea!),1
Awww I wonder when ima get married. Shawna and Damon are so cute,1
so very irratated,0
2 hours after teleconference. but can`t go back to sleep. got some work to do. sigh sigh,0
 I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO!  are you still coming to nicoles preprom?  Can`t wait for preprom!!!!,1
 coool thanks a lot  ****,1
wishes that you would see not with your eyes but with your heart.  http://plurk.com/p/sv5bb,1
Regrettin some of the decisions I made,0
 ha ha  thank you!,1
"But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple.....",0
 so I`ve organised a day of indulgence & luxury for her. A pamper day  fingers crossed she likes the surprise..,1
 heyy its ur bday?!!happy birthday!,1
"_Duckett GREAT pic!  How fun!  Love food and wine festivals...well, beer fests too",1
missing bham,0
 cup cakes are sooo yummy - but would have 2 have coffee chaser- u know where that can lead,1
being far too vigorous with pruning and regretting the removal of too many cucumber flowers off cucumber plant.,0
Ahh ! I just woke up.  forgot to reset my alarm clock.,0
 thnx 4 the follow,1
Im trying to move and get up but it just hurts to much...,0
" Planet Fitness on Van Wyck, keep hearing all the homies tell me bout it, plus its close to the hood, u know my lazzzy ****!",0
Photo: That�s what you call HOPE.  http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33,1
I REALLY  should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today  my neck hurts so bad,0
 What do you mean by your portfolio is sad?  No luck here.  I`ve applied about 30 places so far.,0
this is sooo crazy i have fever..,0
 Thanks for sharing that,1
Bored and lonely at work,0
"TGIF, too bad the weather sucks...",0
" alison is great around miley love to meet her, when you see her can you tell her to give a shoutout to   #1 fan",1
why does my life suck?,0
Ready for this saddenning depressing dullful upsetting dreadful weekend.,0
"ftsk (L) haven`t listened to them in a while. so **** pissed off my with so called `friends`, can`t wait to leave this **** school",0
gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work?  *kay<3*,0
Good Morning Folks 13 more days to go! and sadly 2 more days of the Giro  but that means the Tour is not too far away,0
 I use NewsFire. Works like a charm,1
Oh no!!!!! It`s raining on our Sea World parade  http://yfrog.com/0wvnpj,0
won`t be going to the Oxford Internet Institute Summer Doctoral Programme in Brisbane: lack of funding,0
"_onfire I think Letitia is still trying to upload the digital, they were having problems before. I am sure she will let us know",0
"now it`s weekend! It`s so great!  I saw the rest of Twilight tonight, and i also have read fininsh  Break for know.. Could I do that?",1
"http://twitpic.com/4jcwm - YES, my #ubook Lenovo T400 finally arrived!",1
iced coffee and vanilla ice cream UBER SICK MIX,0
Re-pinging : why didn`t you go to prom? BC my bf didn`t like my friends,0
" Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!",1
 I can understand the fear. I feel that way about many things. You really need motivation to overcome it. Mine was guilt,0
I feel like poop. I hate being sick,0
So drunk!  Love u guys!,1
 yeah they are basically awesome,1
crash in Qmbol,0
 I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry,0
 Miss you!!,0
 Cool. You should qik some stuff from the newsroom sometime. LOL.,1
 the video on myspace is so funny...u run a lot hahaha i voted,1
 no problem! i think it`s a great thing to reflect on.,1
"`If I don`t believe in Him, why would He believe in me?` -Bring Me The Horizon  A chill goes down my spine whenever I hear that line.",0
looking at this website!! should be working!!,1
Looking forward to having Dinner with Family and Friendsss! Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out there!,1
  have a glass of cold water and meditate a bit. <3,1
ohh **** i just realized she still not talking to me  it b like dat some times..,0
" I don`t say it, I KNOW it.  Because I`m just good like that",1
Looks like no diamond ball for me,0
 A pleasure Murray,1
mrskutcher & aplusk you two are to funny!,1
don`t ya just love a free night to catch up on your DVR shows? ANTM here I come...ha ha!,1
"@_chloe yes! it`s on youtube  its from may 7th, and it made me feel 100x better. it`s halarious.",1
 awww boo! I **** lovee doing all the girly thingss,1
misses home on the farm,0
Happy birthday.,1
" Yes, I liked it very very much  It wasn`t even cheesy!",1
I`m bored. No internet. I haven`t made it downtown or to the beach yet.,0
"I miss the old... HA, HA. I can`t tell that person`s name.",0
Good morning  hope u all have a great day,1
gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen)  the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office,1
dog just farted  so bad.....,0
Worst day ever. And its only noon.,0
cant sleep again! I couldnt sleep last night eather!  *Wabble Wabble*,0
 Do you have a facebook page? If not I`ll email you pictures of my bangs. If you don`t like them I`ll blame the kitties.,0
thanks kate too.  *kisses* Xoxo.,1
 (RE:'your joint w/  is crazy!!') Thx    Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??,1
Happy mothers day mom!!!  i love you.,1
 traumatizing moment of my childhood. my dogs massacred baby bunnies and my brother and i got out the bb gun...,0
Just got home i love stake and shake milkshakes,1
I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.,1
needs to get over this fever grrrrr....,0
going out  I can`t do this **** anymore :`(,0
"_pina_14  Not good!!He wouldnt like his girl flirting with his colleagues,would he?",0
"Baq to sleep i go  no the headach starts , if its not 1 its da other",0
holy ****. where did all my time go? =/ gta4 has sucked away my life.. and wasted a whole week! ...i wish i had more self control,0
I`m slightly disturbed by Hollyoaks tonight.  I really don`t think it`s something that should have been shown at 6.30pm...,0
I`m in French and we don`t have a teacher.  One hour left til school ends.,0
Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great,1
I hate the fact that I`m 4.5 hours away from you tonight and tomorrow we`ll be 1946 miles apart  I wish you were here (,0
Daddy just left.................without me  http://yfrog.com/13pdrmj,0
_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow,1
"Good morning, to all the mommies happy mothers day.  Now I am off the pull the cats tail.  I know she likes it",1
Photo: Great night.  http://tumblr.com/xmo1pgymj,1
 <3 your gonna be the first  twitter ;) cause your amazing lol. come to canada  would do anything to see you perform,1
"Yay, a live demo of Rhodes. Loving this more and more  #euruko",1
 _Yogini _My_Soles  i am sooo jealous  in a good way of course.  LC is awesome.,1
 fantastic.... pick up a **** for me,1
"Had a great time with mpix shootout, just great  thanks mpix...",1
 i sorry sweetpea... almost over with!,0
" Thanks! I have a Teflon liver (Being Scottish, I was raised on whisky)",1
leather jackets=uncomfortable....not my thing,0
Happy Mommy Day,1
" T, im sooooo bored right now",0
" Yeah, planning to do that actually. Got a Kinokuniya discount card, so I`m going to splurge.  Just worried about being overwhelmed.",0
Morning all - happy Star Wars day - May the 4th be with you!,1
Happiness is like peeing your pants...nobody can see it but only you can feel it`s warm sensation,1
 daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.,0
It`s going to be a good week,1
"awesome milkshakes, i had areo mint,. we just blended it up, it was like a lumpy smoothie  so then we did some more chattering and ...",1
 congrats! Photo of dre?,1
 Interview! 177 views! 22 away from 200!! Thanx for reading ppl!!  http://tiny.cc/GmKbT #mattmccoy,1
I`m trying to find the driver for my Microsoft Lifecam VX-3000 Webcam and can`t find it anywhere! anyone have any links?,0
just fed three very hungry stray kitties three cans or tuna. i hope they stay warm and safe tonight,1
ummm. no it didnt work so i guess im stuck with this uglyonee,0
 I loved the song when I first heard it..but THAT video just gave me goosebumps. Thanks for sharing,1
 The bag looks stylish. Congrats!,1
"_2 Hey, Thanks 4 The Advice & Support",1
Im in science!! very boring,0
cannot sleep i`m SUPER DUPER DUPER excited pour la PARIS.  the love city.,1
i wear a lot of white  http://tinyurl.com/dlbltg,0
"finally gave twitter a try, will find out why is it sooo popular ... hope i wont be too hooked",1
"Messed on these   But I`m makin` it right! , ,  Best Holy Day wishes to you all!",1
My throat is killing me,0
 I think i`m falling in love with you!!  **** #iloveyou,1
hugh isn`t on it  lied last week,0
 looks class the water splash looks so real  looking forward to my review copy ;),1
still at home goodness,1
:kwanghock    it is the Hao Da Za Ji Pa?? I miss the food there so much??,0
 ugh... I know the economy is depressing...,0
 wow. sounds heavenly.  we`re just doing a quick drive to north carolina. i can`t wait,1
Well then andy i dont think you should date me,0
is helping  making a twitter account,1
"i have officially hit the wall, totally nonfunctionalproductive at work",0
I REALLY wish I was spoiled!,0
Test discovery just missed being in Py3.1,0
you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness  goodnight,1
"Today isn`t going the way I planned.  Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.",1
" yeah, that doesn`t sound very good",0
" Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous",1
I miss him  ARGH,0
 Thanks for the hint.  http://tinyurl.com/chtx7e.,1
getting ready for the concert tonight! YAY!,1
i need some hot green tea  I cant sleep  ....,0
 heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****,1
 when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!,1
I got dropped froma coupla ppl that were following me  **** Detroit Fans!!!,0
 aw you`re the ****  thanks so much for the twitter loveeee. i appreciate every last drop,1
" Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do  Everyone loves City",1
"gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks  i wish i didn`t have to grow up!",0
It`s starting to look like the  website may not happen in any form,0
I right here...don`t worry,0
headache,0
wow my trip to tampa has come to an end...,1
" haha  I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD",1
_sl happy sunday to you to,1
  no one told me the mutual admiration society was meeting this morning! LOL  Hi boys!,0
_MCR  yeahh me tOo haha the mine is Mariel  i luv it! and the urs tOo =D  whats ur fav MCR song??,1
"Kinda pissed really wanted to go see Drag me to Hell with Christina and Garrit, but I have to work till 2am  I`m go... http://znl.me/OSWGH",0
" lol hi emmy, latin would help me study for the aptitude tests to get into grad school ;\ thats why i wanna take it",1
i m totally confused and bored.. my life must change!!,0
 seen u a couple of times. Liked it,1
"wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons.  Crappy day",0
_ILL I <3 my blackberry,1
Already know I`m gonna miss josh next week.. My mom needs more surgery.. Work sucks.. Not a good day. Oh and my tum tum hurts,0
webcam still wont work  evil stuffs.,0
 i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering,1
Okay i feel really sick now,0
" saw a whole lot of your stuff at Africa Joy Casterbridge Farm, White River in Mpumalanga.was quite thrilled to see ur stuff",1
installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower  what the hell? gah slow internet kills me,0
No clubbing for me this weekend due to a busted knee  <emo>Life`s unfair</emo>,0
I`m so proud of Dr. House for detoxing.  His Amber hallucination is evil!!,1
heading out to dinner in a minute - cant wait to have food.,1
 stellar! You 2 look great,1
 -- That`s got to be hard. My parents have been apart most of their marriage  For 6 months this year t &I will be 10K mi apart,0
" not  you, me, just drank too much.",0
"It`s so awesome to know that there are people who think I have what it takes to make it in Nashville, and who offer to help if I want it.",1
"Had a crazy night, lost keys, walked home, missed my papi`s calls from the swizzy.    I`m sad",0
"Had to change 'within 50 miles', because within 25 miles were effin` BORING.",0
 not so good,0
" - Bless you as well sweetie, and i hope you have a wonderful weekend",1
Love the family feud episode with the kardashians tonight,1
" Oh, I`m so sorry!...my kitty is there right now being checked...losing lots of weight over last 3 wks. Not good",0
good morning world,1
im bored.. RC is goin maintenance,0
Happy Star Wars Day // Will Week,1
Now I have a sunburn,0
: to triste,0
Out for an evening on the town with jeremy. Sad Carrie can`t come,0
"i want a dog or a cat or something  i want something to unconditonally love, thats not materialistic or a family memeber",1
 Dont worry man. You`ll see me just as much this week as you did last week.,1
Least u can get some more! Im broke,0
Happy #juddday everybody!,1
" When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good",1
ready for the weekend and sad that I have to be at the office again tomorrow morning,0
"It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down",1
" I just started watching 30 Rock too, borrowed seasons 1 and 2 from my dad   so good.",1
" Oh, amazing  I have two too and I need to have the third (yn)",1
"All right, time for happy face.",1
It rains and it sucks so much because it`s the second day in a row,0
 ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too.  i think you know who i meant.,0
"Basically I`ve listened to Miley Cyrus for fourteen hours now, and I love it.",1
 Thank you very much Rex for FF,1
 yup .. sad eh .. Betty man .. it should have been betty,0
had an awsome salad! I recommend getting the Spicey buffalo chicken salad!,1
Fort Greene Brooklyn Flea was lovely! - looking forward to next weekend already,1
 lol  I`m sure it would be the most kick azz version we`ve ever heard!,1
" Nice! Elise rolled out  Thas wassup! Have fun, ladies!",1
 it was way worse than that ...and where were you why didnt you say hello?,0
  That`s no good. I`m sorry,0
Tummy hurts  oh noes,0
"Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'.  BBL!",1
Aright Twitter Fam... guess ima be outties.. gonna try n sleep off some of this horrible pain,0
"loves the new Mother`s Day snl digital short, mother lover, oohhhh cornyness",1
 Have You Watched You Belong With Me?   By My Lovely Sister ) Kiddin.,1
 awww i`m sorry  what kind of fish did you have?,0
_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday   hru hun?,0
Mom has left... again,0
I have the immense pleasure of being entertained by Pride & Prejudice for the 3rd time and I must say that I find it very much agreeable,1
Averaged $31 per hour at work today! Gotta love holidays,1
 My public talk in July got canceled and I don`t know why.,0
  Can`t figure out how to reply on Tumblr sorry! I don`t get into NYC until 6/4 so I can`t go to any events b4 then,0
is awake.  Still feeling sick.     But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9,1
Has been underpaid  just when i really didn`t need to be as well.,0
 i know but it will make us all watch the awards on sunday! lol..i want to shower and there is no water!,0
I have to give up my beloved Red Sox tickets!! Argh! Meeting was just scheduled in CA...,0
ugh! looks like it can rain any min now,0
  just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day,1
 Thanks and Cheers back at you.,1
Y AM I STILL AWAKE!!!! SMH.... THIS SUCKS!!!,0
oh no my tweetdeck is malfunctioning :O il have web will its fixd,0
" ack, no can see  either.  and weird, these tweets are in my mentions, but not my timeline (oh wait, new Twitter)",0
just got Home from school!  it was fun ) oh btw its a music school.,1
Hm... TweetDeck has lost all old replies.,0
heading to Sam Adams Brewery... but can`t sample it when I get there,0
sighs. where`s my candy,0
meeting  and friend tonight - going to discuss human trafficking issues. Daly is chaplain/therapist and an interesting guy,1
this weekends abouttttto SUCK,0
gosh! i`m freakin` bored! talk to me!,0
The Veronicas are gonna rock the stage tomorrow  HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY EVERYONE!,1
Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there!!  i love my mom! GOODNIGHT everyonee!! ?,1
I missed  giving away a TTC code,0
Sulking at home while it rained was poor strategy.  Now i`m watching the sun shine from a desk in the Robarts reference room.,0
_ that is the truth.,1
 No but this is our poor week,0
Trying to figure out this thing...it`s not going well,0
I`m getting me & my family ready for Kaylee`s graduation! It`s gonna make me so sad.,0
life`s good,1
" Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon  What kind of distances do you run usually?",1
Good morning!  Just took the longest shower ive ever taken in my life. Like 45 to 50 min shower!! Woah. lol,1
ah midday - great time for breakfast,1
I am so happy. Keve is here for early Mother`s day. Let`s be quiet. He drove all night and is sleeping.,1
 She`s the ruddy manageress - 2nd bad job from her. I can never find a good place beyond 1 or 2 cuts,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jaz5 - Cool... luv it,1
Whew! Moving commercial-sized freezer and cooler a lot more work than I expected. Missing the HTC roundtable,1
I hate hiccups,0
at home and sick    http://yfrog.com/17zw1j,0
John making me wear a mask and gloves at work cause I`m sick. Says he doesn`t want to catch swine flu.  http://yfrog.com/02mxjj,0
going to look in the refrigerator for a taste snack to eat,1
.  he`s in bed sick. Heavy fever. Went to dr`s. Part of the reason i`m watching Aladdin 2 now and still haven`t been fed,0
Twitter`s being lame and won`t post my twitpic of Gucci and I,0
 suh-weet! perfect timing.,1
My breath is weezy.  No more going to knotts when you`ve been sick all week.,0
Happy mothers day mom.. i love yew...,1
I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy,1
 you`re alive!!!!!!  Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff,0
" thanks ALOT, stuck at work with it too",1
really really getting excited!,1
Enjoying my weekend with my kids!,1
Anyway. Can`t take this **** no longer. Or my mind will blow off.,0
Is sick. Staying home because that`s what Levy said to do.,0
" I think he thought about it, but then I sneezed on him",0
My TI89 died. I don`t know why.,0
 Thanks Amy!  That video is so awesome!  Did you see TMH?  He`s amazing in that too!! Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy!!!,1
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body,1
 may I please have a couple promo codes to your EA apps? Thanks so much!,1
 http://twitpic.com/3ernb - Loving The Jumper,1
 omg that was my twin sister`s fav song,1
 RIP Michael,0
 Miss you in that 70s show!!!!!!,0
going through security already miss my baby.,0
 oh I know. and I aprreciate it  it can be my back up plan,1
my best friends bought something which i really want.,1
"  Welcome to Twitter  It`s really cool that you are here! Greetings from Vienna,Austria",1
Hey #rda2009cla presentation was too large to post!  sorry   (From rules to entities: cataloguing with RDA live > http://ustre.am/2j3l),0
 i couldn`t **** sleep today either. it was hard for me to stay asleep for some reason,0
"Happy Mother`s Day, amma!  I made u cake, remember? U loved it!",1
 I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night,1
  I`m sorry. This is all so sad.,0
i`m bored : hope your wlan will go today!,0
can`t wait to watch the next season of heroes,1
Won a gps at post prom,1
 I`m sorryyyyyy  I`ll be home as fast as possible where we meeting at?,0
love new shoes  thanks wine lo,1
 http://twitpic.com/67gwh - bwahahahahahahaha nice!  I want a doggy,1
_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth?  kisses! I loev you guys!,1
im slowly losing followers one by one.,0
watching Star Trek and next to watch it at the movie theater `cause the movie is really worth it...,1
plus.. janessa hurt my feelings,0
This is not fair... bath again....,0
Just ate way to many chocolate animal crackers,0
loves her some worship papers. and had a fantastic day. the Lord is good. and constantly surprises me.,1
 Chowder is the ****!!!!!!,0
In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land,1
http://twitpic.com/67nxe - Yeah..I`m bored XD I pic up this photo when I still have my guitar..today my mum steam me it  I miss Nameless..,0
yay .. sherbert and chocolate ... very nutritious,1
 i cant wait to see you guys @ hq on sunday!!,1
Just got back from  `s party! Sooo much fun! Boom boom pow~ hahaha! ooh and I just told my mom happy mother`s day,1
"dont know why so tired today  bye, time for beddy",0
  I wish I knew..  Trying to figure something out here too,1
Didn`t get to go wakeboarding  but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!,1
" Hahaha! Is he snoring, too?",1
is now going to see his very ill uncle on saturday and the night at his house as even more bad news has come up,0
7.53.  7 minutes till 8. This is not my best day.  I`m late for class again.,0
"Arrggghhh...dang post office.  Did not get the package in yet, may have to wait until tomorrow",0
true lol no problem about the unfollowing..not mad,1
 Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now.  I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!,0
 We all need that simple reminder-thx!,1
 im glad  i dont have to go out...,1
 A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early!  But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.,1
  I`m not a big fan of Costa  I ended up going to EAT as they have one outside our office!,0
I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?,1
I think my modem failed-having pc withdrawals..,0
Lucy has an upset tummy and sore leg  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/182397,0
Really? 87 degrees as the high and I`m on my way to work?!?  hagg lake tomorrow is going to be especially bomb sauce!!,0
 lmao boss ross don`t come on out here  I love that man he was the truth,1
half my class just called me retarded it hurt for real,0
" just got in, gonna go upto bed in a sec, not drunk! I`m disgusted with myself  haha",0
lovely night of steve-o and family guy. off to bed.,1
 dude you didn`t even say bye,0
Laying on my bed. ONE spot smells like vanilla.  awesome,1
 Same! And big moths and wasps and just insects in general HAHA I hate them,0
i wonder if there is a life after Alzheimer`s caring. beyond despair. poverty sux but commerce is futile. there is no description. mommy,0
It`s sooo hot 2day!! Put a ton of sunblock on before jogging; still think my face burnt though!,0
" : Hi, i think u should try Ph? in Vietnam, it`s really quite delicious",1
 Have a good one,1
"i dislike math, but math HATES me",0
 ahh. That sucks.,0
" its funny, I didn`t even know it was there!",1
Last day for seniors bye bff,0
 yes........there are many cool things americans cannot watch,1
Oops spent too much already lol 50 quid gone,0
 that made me cry  poor hollie ****,0
" lol nttn much juss mad that its been raining all day, and to add to that i dnt think u following me..",0
_jane   hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting),1
bout to go to bed... pretty good day for a Monday.,1
Good morning world.,1
 *sigh* me miss them days !!,0
 awww don`t be sad  we`ll download a copy for you!,1
walking back 2 wk. Its a beautiful day. had 2 njoy it b4 it rains,1
"Dad: 'No trips to Lahore for you.' Me: 'I do live in DC & NYC which also = big targets.' Bummer, no Pizza Hut chicken tikka pizza for me",0
 omg wow  I hope everything is ok now,1
 so where r u spinning now that the Hookah is R.I.P.?,0
" BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.",1
Show 147 in pre-pre production ....... a bit behind,0
 Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow  I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.,1
It`s a sad economy. Just heard of another friend losing their job.  so sad. But just a reminder that...,0
Tired of hearing stories about everybody going to Ibiza...,0
" Have to listen to samples to make sure I`m thinking of the same stuff. Loud, odd, Zorn-y stuff as I recall. Not Mr. Bungle.",0
"for all the effort and time put into some of these relationships with people, you learn enough not to trust anyone...",0
So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.,1
 He doesn`t need the shirt for that Jane...we just had to suffer another two old eps tonight,0
is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*,0
still eatin lunch.....n readin comments about last nite....da best comment i receive was 'You really brought Anne to life!',1
"It`s so hard to keep up with everything! There`s the whole coldplaying, twitter, facebook and not to talk about real life... Impossible.",0
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous....  http://bit.ly/NgnaR,0
 y does it hurt so much? i can`t even chew gum.  i`ve lost so much weight because i can`t even eat,0
wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin,1
listening to David Archuleta album it`s amazing,1
"For the record, john mayer is freaking cool.",1
 I hope so too.  How are you?,1
"Ugh, my internet was down!",0
"It`s 1:15 AM, and I hear a helicopter flying over my house. That`s kind of weird. In other news, my headache is back. BOOOOO.",0
 I`m SO jealous- it`s pouring right now,0
 It is a sad commentary is it not?,0
"pff, Life sucks sometimes!",0
I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know,1
Stupid red hair is too difficult on the upkeep. Re-dyed it a more manageable brown-red. Boo,0
 And U are doing Brilliantly sweetie!!!   Blessings and Joy to you!!!,1
I fall asleep and didnt get to see the jonas brothers web cast  ... Still tierd,0
"   Does she like it, or does she roll her eyes?  Now I`m curious as hell!  Good singing is a real treat as far am I`m concerned!",1
They changed the way Golden Gaytimes are made. They used to be awesome.,1
 LOL I feel like drunk right now...,0
 Weather reports of a week of upper 60s make me happy  Perfect running weather!,1
" My original non-Yahoo acc. was deleted when they got bought-out  But it`s not too bad, I don`t receive any Yahoo-spam from it.",1
"is in class, trying to listen but I really like twitter, facebook, .& myspace  oh yeaaah .& I`m hungry!",1
_normal Shucks!  Sorry!  Sometimes I get wrapped up in FB and forget to check  how you doin`?,0
" I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it  maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole",1
 that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though,1
**** I hate this weather this **** sucks! I wanted to go out tonight but not n no mess like this,0
upset.. friday night crying!,0
"DW, that was funny",1
happy mother`s dayy!!! to me andd the rest of the fabulous mommy`s out there,1
" wouldn`t that cost quite a bit, I mean flying pizza from China? Nice fusion idea I may have to experiment",1
 a mouth for sure,1
i bit my tongue sooo bad...it`s swollen.,0
listening to music  was kostet der fisch ?! xD my mathsteacher has choose the wrong job... that`s wrong grammar but a real fact !!,0
Is feeling like he has a bad flu. Yes. Bad. Flu.,0
says ptour2 tom.  hello school again. ****! http://plurk.com/p/x15fh,0
" It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.",1
Just burned my tongue!!,0
"Everyone going to the hometown show is excited they get to go on Thames Street. I`M GONNA SEE THE ORIGINAL THAMES RIVER, ****. ohhhh.",0
i can`t seem to access Restuarant City due to some internet / javascript problem...,0
_Mel thanks that was nice of u and I appreciate u,1
had a great night with friends,1
 thanks for following,1
oh yeah... happy Mothers day to every mom out there and to my friend`s moms,1
" hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe  Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow",1
"Wow! Up, coffee in hand and already outside.  So peaceful on Sunday mornings.",1
 Will do - promise - thanks,1
http://twitpic.com/67ykl - The stolen purse -- when it was new from the store...see tags still on it,0
OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic  !!!!!!!!!!!!,0
"We did it last year right around the time The Black Parade is Dead! came out. Awesome times, man.",1
 hey chocolate chips is good.  i want a snack too but i`m out of snacks.,1
 it wasn`t that good tonight  I know DCD though .... I won`t say what happened!,0
 YAY! I can`t wait to read it.,1
 nice new profile picture! Glad to see some friends in there,1
 Nice yo!!! Live it for me buddy!,1
 i need a job that can pay off all my hospital bills. i have been very sick lately.,0
finally leaving this place! woohoo! school time!,1
 Aw Yay,1
 Unfortunately I`m not  - someone`s squatting on that,0
" awh, thats not good,   get better soon!",0
 Why thank you... Us Mami`s are bringin` sexy back...,1
"Happy Mother`s day to allMothers, Cheers!!",1
 pffffffffff... it`s not a 100% triumph cuz u gone napping  LMAO!!,0
 It is! Wish there was one in our area.,1
"Shouldn`t sit weirdly at the pc, I know Im going to hit the deck once I get up",0
 i know i suck.  my data plan is weak sauce.,0
" Thanks!!!!  Like I said on facebook, you just made me awesomely happy.  Thanks.",1
 but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol,0
_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though,1
Scrubs tonight (8.00pm). woo!,1
"Stuck in an office, red hot",0
Whats is up with me! I am spilling everything,0
"Wow, can`t believe Monday is here again already. I hope everyone is well today",1
Just saw half the RRO staff walk by...sadly I didn`t see  or ,0
 I`m gonna havta temp stop fllwing u while ur talkin abt kobe bc I loveeeeeeee him & I`m taking it personal and I like lebron 2.,1
just reached for her plate to get another bit of toast and realised id eaten it all  not a nice feeling,0
Back to work.  Extremely slow now that start up`s over.,0
" many! mine included. ahem. shld have known better back then, wldn`t have missed so many opportunities haha",0
Happy Mothers Day! allergies are ****. Oh and I hope Miller has a better day too,1
 am I not good enough,0
"i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee  xxxxxxloser",1
"Welcoming new #followers: , ,   ,  & . Thanks for the love. Tweet on!",1
 Thank you  That`s really of sweet of you!,1
i`m really tired today!!,0
I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!,1
Well just left six flags. Didn`t get to ride what i wanted to. Bummer.   maybe next time.,0
 I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho,1
" There`s very few film/TV jobs, especially in WMids. And I can`t afford to move away yet!  Sorry, I missed you on 107.3!",0
" workies with dad?  aw that sucks working on saturday morning. I`m about to study, when are your exams?",0
 I had a double cheeseburger and fries from The Golden Arches....I will be sicker than a dog tomorrow.,0
Playing hooky from work again so we can go see UP. I hope we get along.,1
 That`s more than ok. Personally I`m very good in doing nothing,1
I really miss Sebastian,0
 cool !! actually i believe T.I. has just begun his jail sentence in arkansas,1
I miss my daddy so much.,0
Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it,1
"oh, not just his IMs, but also from all my friends who IM me! This really sucks, I am always not around!",0
"_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!",1
" how fun!! I like the beach, but I tend to get really dark fast.",1
"  You are such a positive thinker, I am for sure keeping you around!",1
wondering if anyone has seen my cell phone i cant find it anywhere,0
" OK David, talk later  Have a great dayyyy ay ay ay ay",1
" Haha I know, I cant handle the fame!  and thank you!",1
"On another note, geoDefense Easy down. Onwards to the medium maps, where a whole other world of pain awaits my exploration!",0
 ...i had a yay moment today  YAY hope you did too!,1
 Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys!  Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor,1
 shoooot me. my aunt will be home soon and im crying my eyes out,0
"gor i am soo bored, man i don`t think i could get any more bored",0
ive very picky about what i put in my mouth. i hate onions. they make me cry  ),0
 finally -- someone recognizes my genius,1
 i thght i voted bt i dnt think it workd!  Whats the link 2 vote for u! Nobody deserves it more than u do. Ur so talented. I<3U,1
has just finished ironing his clothes for #Church. Gonna walk the dog now then grab a shower/shave and be off  #jottonia looks good too,1
They never cease to amaze me.,1
  #followfriday thank you!  I`m still not even close to what I had as ,1
 nice to have you back,1
_august84 haha...  may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported.  but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....,1
  pleasure  anytime,1
"Need to come up with another blog post today. But for now, I AM SLEEEEEPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!",0
" Me too, because Monday is end of weekend. But, we cannot escape it, so I wish you have a good week",1
sitting in awe that the price to renew my laptops warranty has doubled in a matter of weeks,0
goooodnight everyone!  and Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there.,1
 Hey! r u back in La right now?What was ur favorite part bout Europe? I`ve never been out of the country xcept Canada  XO Jenna,0
wishing i could go out of town this weekend,1
 hahaha thaanks!  i�m from brazil!,1
in ten minutes shopping   demi lovato-back around demi lovato-behind enemy lines have you all seen the titanic 2 trailer? its really good!,1
"it would sicken most, the number of ways I am able to tweet",0
" - l`d come if u could, but Australia is just too far away",0
"a guy called me AD-HD kid earlier today, and that hurts",0
 I am afraid you`ve had a bit of a #fail as the last two recommendations aren`t available in the UK,0
 OMJ my sister brought Coldstone cupcakes today instead of a cake to celebrate bdays in family and I was so excited taking pics,1
miss him way to much... just cnt stop thinking of him   nite nite folkkz...,0
": Potter, are also in that category! Hehe. <3 I love you too!!! So much",1
"Gonna go round up some DVDs to sell...  I will miss them, but I need money!",0
"Reading, cryin, reading, laughin...  Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!!  Thx Hill.",1
 So sorry  Definitely getting it out this weekend.,0
" Yes, I`m the only stupid girl of my kind!!",0
 Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded,1
Well that was a fun evening,1
would some one plese suggest me a great thriller movie,1
I am also wasting time til my cab gets here. spamspamspam. Also Keiths motorbike was nicked. WELL ****.,0
"In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am",0
"is predicting a heavyweight battle between Lakers and Cleveland on the Finals! Well, hopefully! *crosses his fingers*",1
" I love the site what a hoot, really enjoy the hair cuts in Thailand, always try to time ir just right, thanks for the tip",1
" dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!",0
getting ready to see my cousins graduate.  gonna miss em.,0
getting my phone back this week  yeeeewww,1
Ill in bed my stomach is killing me,0
I`m a lil sad looks like nomore brooklyn 4 a while WTF ,0
" woop rehearsing songs  Yep, sounds even enough to me",1
im soooo loney,0
 they frown on us googling alcohol at work,0
"Star Trek is awesome!! Kirk is hot, Spock is cool. It`s fun, cool and sexy. Definitely worth seeing. I saw it at the Cinerama.",1
OMG!!  Booth`s hallucination in the latest epi of Bones is absolutely brilliant  'you`re a gud lookin guy.. if u keep an open mind' LOL!,1
just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now,1
"? Polly Scattergood`s new single out today! Download the Please Don`t Touch EP on iTunes, it`s ace!  http://tr.im/kpK8",1
 Totally  plain and simple.. i hate all thoes bridezilla shows.. if i was the groom i`d be running far far away!,0
 Hey Sherri! Thanx 4 da messages Wondering if u could follow me? Plzzzz,1
"...wait, I lied.",0
 totally agree,1
 hey you ****!! that`s kinda mean dont yu think?!,0
huh? its 1 am already? shucks,0
Good morning everyone  It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff,1
"oh no, i need new work shoes...i broke this one!",0
I have the Job  this is a nice day it can not be better,1
Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon,1
should be sleeping.  lost my voice a couple day ago.,0
MY SiSTER iN LAW JUST LEFT FOR HER PROM!! SHE LOOKED SOO PRETTY.. TEARS ALL AROUND,1
Happy morning to everyone!,1
 did you really just call me Ma`am...wow that was the reality check of the day  lol,1
@ kbal24 I am sorry that you are feeling that way.,0
 i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out  i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun,1
Hanging with my cousin Jimmy then hopefully hanging with my friend,1
"i`m in the garden. Making pictures, weed an sweep. The weather is nice!! See you l8ter people!",1
" Oh ok,Thanks.Dont know where the courthouse id either,I`ll learn though.Any nkotb? Twitter stole my pic again  it hates me",0
18 hours to work....*cry* i can`t survive!  // Weeelcome to my wonderland *sing along*,0
has just booked her appointment to give blood 18:20pm 2nd June! Scared,0
 you getting a ton of spam mail into your inbox?? I am too.... driving me insane!!,0
My cankle is sore.,0
I hate PC,0
 thanks for FF wink,1
Sitting in traffic while my car gets rained on. Just washed it on Sunday. Doesn`t the weather know this is California?,0
 my friday feels boring too. no time for fun today and not so much in the mood for it either,0
"OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom",1
My assistant had me watch The Notebook. I miss Deborah,0
 Ayy.  Okayyy. It was nice seeing you kanina ! :> I like your hair. :>,1
got an awesome hair cut todayyyy  it looks so hottt haha doing homework,1
" _kat I`ve begged my mum to lt me get them out the attic.. but she wont let me  Waaa... and yes, was spoilt! hehe!",0
 funny you should mention that. I have a full unopened jar of nesscaf� on my cupboard. But no milk,0
I love the sunshine and the happiness it brings,1
_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me,1
  I am not a ****! damnit!  [sending you an e-mail right now btw],0
ive burned like a ginger kid in the sun. now my arms are red,0
I completely forgot it was mothersday today.. Lol  Happy mothersday to all of you beautiful mums out there!,1
phones about to die  ttfn!,0
"Wow, NOT free WiFi && you have to pay for parking!? Reduculous!!!",0
Happy Mothers Day Everybody!!!!!!,1
thanks gourmetcook! But cold shower wouldn`t help.,0
 Aww that sucks,0
 That just means you were not trying hard enought,0
" Awhhh age doesn`t matter, you awesome lady you!",1
"Yeah, it was a silly mistake. At the end of a long day, etc etc. They were brand new pliers too",0
 awww sowy shortie,0
 that sucks man,0
 thanks.. that was quick..,1
Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now...  i`m not in the mood to feel neglected,0
Please read my blog http://amandallynn.blogspot.com/ I`m not having the best day,0
#com125: we have a quiz! again .. Feliza is bugging us again  its getting very annoying!,0
"Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased  sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u",0
i`m freezing in math class!,0
Cleaning the House! Im so boring..,0
" thanks, I couldn`t find a way around it on iTunes though, found a little app called Switch that did the job nicely",1
 Nice to meet you toooo  Good to know another one of my followers ACTUALLY speak!,1
 Sorry to hear that man  He is were the **** cant reach him now. My heart goes out to you and your family.,0
 Meeeee! It sounds delicious,1
 thanks again for coming out to support us  you rock!,1
_grrrl   You have the sweetest children.  You are obviously a great mom. I loved reading your blog w/ their msgs to you.  Kudos.,1
" cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess",1
Swollen face.....again,0
This weekend is going to be packed full of work for school  No life this summer I`m afraid.,0
" Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on",1
 peter!! follow me!! oh and have fun in europe!,1
i am having serious problems concentrating on this press release this afternoon...i have sleepy eyes right now,0
 Lucky. Winter is coming for us,1
  i just saw your performance on the ellen show. we`re so behind in australia  you were AMAZING and have such a wonderful voice!,1
"_ really!? that son of a ****, screw him, ill talk to on msn later k  xox",0
Watching the Krystle vs. Alexis catfights on Youtube.. I miss Dynasty,0
"just got back from the ER... i cut myself while trying to cook a nice lunch  3 stiches on my right index finger, talk about ouchie",0
 HIII!!!!  i`ve missed you  just bored....what about u?,0
"P9 for Danica and your team... Not a end of the world, now is just hopes for a great race",1
"The birds are out,, oh man... That`s NOT cool && I didn`t sleep yet for the night!!!",0
 i hope everything works out for you at school  keep me updated and have a good day!,1
_rc234 haha  yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!,0
 Awh I forgot you had the pox  Hope you get better soon!,1
http://bit.ly/GQdbD  one of the saddest songs I`ve ever heard,0
Getting a little mowing the grass in this evening!  fun,1
 Sounds like you`re in for a great day!  Enjoy,1
Star trek was SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Spock and Kirk were hillarious!!!  Im seeing it again. sooon.,1
"He can`t fix it.   I guess I`ll write until I get too bored then watch tv. Man, this is lame.",0
" Would applaud self-validation for all sorts of good theological, psychological & sociological reasons. But agree - lighten up!",1
I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.,0
"The Gray Hat Python book reminded me how many security tools are python version specific, which is a pain if you need to use all of them",0
" So sad...found otu about your boot camp too late.   Oh well, may be in LA that day anyway.",0
"alright, back from my twitter decompression  Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?",1
 no im not  cries LOL,0
" Thanks, I just found a article that say i cannot join you because i am in the UK though",1
"Pepsi throwback, you taste so good in my belly.",1
i have much to learn,1
"Think it may be time for a  lemsip soon, having a cold really sucks",0
" Have a 3ware 9650SE, not fast enough for 3x X25-M SSD RAID5. 800Mhz IOP on the HPT. Might try an Adaptec 5405 (1.2Ghz).",0
Yay Happy Mother`s Day  #fb,1
Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me,1
still hoping for a job... but now i have strep so looks like i wont be looking around places for the next couple of days,0
 SOunds goood!,1
 OK! Oops sorry,0
" indeed, much fail",0
looking forward to coffee and driving tomorrow. really,1
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",0
"Back in Glasgow, stuck in traffic on the M8",0
 that`s a good attitude,1
to all mothers out there... or even soon to be mothers >8D happy mother`s day y`all,1
Just lost Internet.  And I was in a raid for 25 OS.,0
" Well alright. But #dollhouse is still fricking awesome. Elisha`s performance in last weeks episode sold me there too, finally",1
@_anniemay OMG No fair,0
  thanks,1
just got the bouquet of flowers for my mom  HEHEHE SWEET ),1
"Yes! Cold coffee from yesterday. No sugar, no cream !  The way I like it !",1
 *hugs* im glad you got to spend time with your mom.  if your free tonight drop by for some spaghetti,1
 Woo hoo!! Congratulations,1
 Is it true there won`t be any Fantastic 4 sequels?  I wished they introduced a Franklin Richards character... will they?,1
"Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though",1
  Hey Wanda great to tweet with u and many thx for the info re dobro and what a fantastic sound. Son House is a fav of mine,1
hearing the birds chirp makes me think its nice outside...well its not  rain rain go away!!!,1
"good day to all of you!! Another lindy day today! Level A, B, FREE tester at 20:00 (Olympiou Diamanti 25, 6th floor, Thessaloniki) !!",1
    - brief interruption- brb. goodnight if i don`t catch u again later. gotta ck something,1
Is at the botanical gardens and its beautiful but she forgot an extra memory card so no pictures today,1
" helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.",1
Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day  She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!,1
" mmmm it all sounds tasty. i had some spiced rum earlier, yummmmmyyyy also herbs are always good although better when shared",1
Poltergeist! In my house,0
 Welcome!,1
  Great!  I was hoping to run under 40mins and ended up doing 39:07  Woo hoo!  Gotta love the C25k,1
Happy Mother`s Day  http://bit.ly/LRSnG,1
My paradise fly catchers abandoned their nest....  they are starting again... but it`s gonna b tough,0
Sorry everybody! Apparently Twitter isn`t sending me my updates.,0
 Once James Cameron touches something and revolutionizes it... someone else comes along and **** it up,0
 Mmmmmm I love curry. Don`t have an Oregan though.,1
"Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight",1
 yay were all saved! Weve overcome god again!,1
  walah me 2 still i am not getting the full idea,0
 i no its so warm isnt it!! :O My arms are sore  Bad times. My face is a little red too :S,0
Im so down! The AC in my house just broke,0
Was supposeddd to hang out with al but her mommy wont let her  now what to dooo? Blah. Hahaha,0
 it is so sad that me and my roommate fry chicken just about every night @ 330 4. We just finished tonight`s batch,0
"_Efron 17 Again was amazing! I have seen it three times! It`s just hilarious, and you are fantastic!",1
 Unfortunately not,0
G`morning Twitter World   A relaxing family Sunday methinks,1
internet on trains is 100% awful!!!,0
" yeah i got ur text! well ive only been on summer break for a week, and so far its been boring... all i do is watch tennis matches",0
"Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..",1
_xox ur really smart,1
"Phone disconnects my internet. Right in the middle of an uber.  Also, first Tweet from inside of Steam.",0
disappointed she didn`t win teh glassez.,0
"_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.",0
" Unfortunately, no.",0
 _hussein i have to wake up earlier than i thought.. my dad wants me to take him food at 9AM! no0o0o0o!,0
"Awake, no migrane (yey) but tummy is hurting, evil IBS",0
OK its official I'M OLD! at least I feel likewise OLD & TIREDD & WASTED!!,0
Woah! 311 is really good!! The rain earlier was rather nice,1
 i love cobra starship!!  thanks for the suggestion!,1
 I hope for a speedy recovery for you!,1
The poor Pirate had out his last wisdom tooth and is looking really peaky.,0
 PS: Wish I were coming tonight.,0
"I`m a bit late, but the new twitterific interface for the iPhone is very cool, oh and Richie and Lauren on their engagement",1
" i do i do, i feel absoulutley fine",1
so bored...,0
" cool, so if you could help make that happen, & make sure it happens at least once in houston, that`d be great. k? thanks.",1
 Hi  Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis,1
_conrad you take such good photos.,1
Getting ready for my graduation party ........(id much rather be at Hello Marquee or Dane Cook),0
They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn`t piss off anyone,1
Washing The Dishes :S iTs So hard 2 be Me,0
 i know  i`m tweeting more now though don`t you worry!! haha i wish i could fly to ohio! i saw beyonce on monday uhmygawddd!,0
Just saw a fox!  as i was getting on the freeway... I hope it goes home,1
" hehe, I can almost hear out of my right ear now  Can you yet?",1
aw taxi man is going fast just for meee,1
" Morning, dude! Ivy has decided she wants to go on a boat today. Are you guys around this PM? Would be nice to see you.",1
 Im goodie. I feel like we are so disconnected,0
at f***** work  .... want somebody to come ???,0
 it didnt  - from research the traffic in this beautiful system of twitter is approx 100msg/second.. mine only grabs 6msg/sec,1
Soooo full that im starting to feel sick,0
Missing my mother... t-11 days! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY!!,1
 they`re at the bottom of the thing and aren`t moving at all. feels bad man.,0
 Glad TS brought it! Sorry about ur foot shorty...ur gonna have to relax wit the heels,0
"how I wish my parents put me into a Chinese school when I was younger. Then, it`ll be so much easier for me to get a job...",0
 He seemed all happy about it,1
 #MusicMonday I agree it`s just an excuse for me to tweet music for hours on end,0
First Natalie and now little Holly. This is mean,0
10) I`m allergic to hot wax,0
"Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho",1
 http://twitpic.com/4w8ja - **** Felicia is freakin cute,1
ughhh seriously hung over,0
Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go!  Going out for a bit!,0
It figures. It starts raining as I am freed from work,1
just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina &  later and working on a global project,1
 dont cry for me! i will see u tomorrow.  muah.,1
Is feeling a bit lonely,0
 yea i know right! i love that song!,1
"My storm is acting up  ....Excited for the discussion session regarding Social Media. Scott Lake, CEO of ThinkSM, will be attending.",0
OMG sore shoulder,0
 That is super sad   How is Bart etc holding up?,0
"Unfortunatley, AerLingus no longer fly to Copenhagen so we`re have to fly Ryanair to Billund and drive up to Copenhagen one of the days!",0
 lol i like challenges  the more impossible the more i want to try!,1
wonders when all of these end... hay...  http://plurk.com/p/wy9wi,0
 She must have a very adwancrd sense of humor!  That`s funny,1
my tummy hurts!,0
Time for bed!  Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...,1
is sooo close to finishing her exams  role on monday and i will have my life back.,1
" Good morning   Been here since 4am, just quiet.  How are you?",1
 it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!,1
" Awww. Don`t mean to sound like an overgrown age 37 baby, but I`m still stick. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.",0
 who cares its hockey,0
Its so dead,0
"pop, idk how to reply to ur tweet from my phone  lol but yeah my bday is in a few days. soooo excited!",1
 that sounds cool! post video!!,1
 I really wish I could,1
Only a month left of high school! Thank God. I am ready for summer,1
"meh, almost didn`t sleep, ain`t finished anything, I`m close to cancel the Dokomi",0
 I hope they come,1
Pulled out the breakfast sausage for Mothers Day. Hopefully the baby sleeps in,1
" Ouch. I used to hate it when I did that  (And then there are the irate callers who were trying to record, getting p***ed, etc)",0
_ara Good to hear that  Allah aapko sehat de (Y),1
"party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day",1
Just saw Star Trek. I am not a hardcore fan or anything but it was really good! Get at it,1
 kill her,0
" OMG, I get the $50 coupon from them all the time, do you?? I`m obsessed with their catalog when it comes in the mail",1
 Shanghai is also really exciting (precisely -- skyscrapers galore). Good tweeps in China:  (SH)  (BJ).,1
yay dad agreed to pay for my tuition and equipment! yipee not till nxt jan tho,1
 is work next door sucking again,0
 i know  mark is still one of my favorite boys ever. So nice and adorable.,1
is still pretty depressed about losing her hello kitty necklace,0
_Tarrant nice! It`s mommas day,1
still sick  @ Home http://loopt.us/iArPRg.t,0
Cancelling my JavaOne  http://ff.im/3nzTH,0
" Thank you for approving my application at the TWA Forum, honey. Keep up the good work",1
 my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept,1
Got really sick today  text me later. Nap time,0
 that sucks,0
i seriously need to live somewhere fabulously queer. i miss being around **** people,0
whos going to see reemer on wednesdayy  me and kirsty are going (A) im well exited !!!,1
" http://twitpic.com/4vuuy - thats the most colorful thing ive seen all day,wow.",1
 i hate it,0
 aww bless  haha your cute Tom,1
 http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - Poor Thing,0
okie gonna tweet more because i am loosing you guys or girls,0
 hey there? hope you`re all right. Just watching F1 Warm Up for GP Spain!,1
 Sounds like a nice relaxing afternoon. I have to mow the lawn and walk the dog,1
Screen On The Green started yesterday!!!ahhh! i missed it!,0
" Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho  Ill ask the manicurist",1
 Happy Birthday!  sorry for the blank one my sister messed me up.,0
 - I will help  not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try  have alot of free time right now haha,1
i got a replacement phone and now all my text messages and call history are gone.  I am sad.,0
"today was alot of fun. i love my family ,sammy hernandez and caitlin hughes.  goodnight!",1
 Hell if I know.  I`m suffering,0
working my **** off and I am completely happy,1
 Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!,0
Bored... Some vector ****... Off to work after this class..,0
" bank holiday Mondays rock, particularly when they follow the kind of Sunday I just had",1
 Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week,1
" Thanks, the more, the merrier",1
 Now that`s a very nice way to fall asleep.,1
"Also I popped the phone open and got all that goddamn dust out, but I wore out a clip on the camera panel so I had to glue it shut",0
 it feels like ages away! More than 5 months,0
writing report cards  soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!,1
  SORRY! I couldn`t help it. `Twas to try and get if on the trending topics.,0
 thanks for the ok ...hope we can tweet more down the road,1
"Had fried oreos downtown vegas, went to the park with her cousins. BEST DAY EVERRRR.  Happy mommy`s day!",1
is feeling her eyes burned-fried after 10 hours attached to the screen uploading new summer clothing for my store www.Chittypulga.com,0
Nursing sore back today,0
 thank you! It`s sunny outside so that`s a good start,1
my body isnt itching anymore,1
 kids will not eat salad so they getting crisps only salad for me and mr can make his bloody own,0
I`m starving!! This diet is killing me but I can`t eat after 8pm,0
"omg, my right hear us blocked and it`s so annoying. what i i wake up deaf?",0
 not really having a good night... missing my little girl...,0
I had to unhook twitter from Facebook because all my Facebook cronies were complaining.,0
GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!!   I still love you Greg. #BGT,1
 haha..i wont  well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx,1
" Aaron and I are playing a gig at the Life Aquatic party outside of Austin, so I think we`ll have to mis the TT Bday party, sadly",0
 it drained my energy,0
 Thank you for that!  I know it.,1
 Ciara was great at SNL..Kim...you were mentioned on SNL tonight..Justin T was really good also,1
it`s mother`s day...i already bought and gave my mother`s day present to my mother.,1
 Sorry for your loss.  I know how you feel.  She or he was a lucky cat.,1
I`m loving the humidity right now...great for the skin....another love that won`t last,1
 I miss you already. All the sad faces you texted me were seriously gonna make me cry.,0
Good morning Sunshine   Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`,1
 _ i am glad to break my twitter virginity with you two.,1
" i love the cheesey ones, and the cool orignal ones  , , , skips i have when my brother has them got to try them u c haha",1
"Im going to go to bed again, ear (both) infection, I am completely dizzy, yyyyuck! My stomach is hurting too  Peace-out loves",0
"Ok back later, have a great time regardless of the weather  PS I`m only a BB away!",1
is sad that shin ae got married...and it wasn`t to alex,0
May the 4th be with you all,1
" Miley, I tried voting for you, and it wont let me vote for some reason  Ill try back a little later! <3",0
Why is it that America celebrates mother`s day on a different day to England? Anyhooo...Happy Mother`s Day 2 All American Mumzys!  x,1
So annoyed I missed Mitch Benn @ Lemon Tree. **** you What`s On!,0
Getting the FAB portraits ready to upload today,1
" Ashlie, thank you.  You made me feel a little better.",1
i now know that we`ve made a difference in each others lives...i feel proud.,1
My shirt is a fuzz magnet today and I feel totally uncomfortable,0
" I know   It was worth a shot, though!",1
"_caruso So I took the polish off of the nail of the finger the door handle murdered earlier, and well... it`s not pretty....",0
"claire  love the show, got into the office @ 5am and no radio",1
"i juz registered my cp in twitter, but my tweets wont go thru? Argh..Hmm wanna follow my idols lyk  away from the PC..",0
 I miss you!!!! It`s lonely and empty without you!  http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj,0
misses  so much,0
About to have lunch with _Deakin meeting with the Prof didnt go too badly,1
" Hey, sorry I got off last night!",0
tired as hell!!!! bed time from cara  nighty night twitter world..,0
" we did! They came out cold  The cheese sauce was good, though.",1
http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!,1
 That is the best sticker EVER. Also. I dig your hair. It`s gotten long since I`ve seen you last.,1
"Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus  thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...",1
my life is so exhilerating  family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin,1
" I`m stuck in a try-to-merge-two-tools CSS hell, so no help from frameworks  Unless both tools had already used the same framework",0
 I wish I could afford to attend those benefits.,0
 I`m afraid your comments on MP`s expenses were hopelessly out of touch with the average person average salary. V.insensitive,0
Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back  Need to shop for summer,1
Missing how it used to be,0
Allergies suck ducks nuts.     <=====8=====>,0
" ooc: thanks! Ugh...what a bad, bad day I`ve had. **** .",0
The World is just amazing!,1
A salute to Chapel Hill North Carolina. From SY  * ? http://blip.fm/~5jgj3,1
  there wasn`t enough room for me...,0
MORNING!!! Hope you all have a lovely holiday Monday whatever you are goin to be up to!,1
 I`m having no luck either  Doing my nut in! Who are you hoping to see?,0
@ BeardBurk: Their being optimistic,1
 this is sounding like the worst lurgy ever - the one that just won`t go away ..  ...are you ready for end-of-rope action yet??,0
 haha dork .. That sounds so yummy .. Share!,1
 thanks dinno  appreciate it,1
did U watch the spelling bee contest ? winner: Kavya Shivshankar ! Impressive performance - i had not even heared most of the words b4,1
 Im doing great thank you,1
"gawww, why is facebook being so slow?",0
I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers!  ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!,0
**** awake at 2 am !  i hate sickness,0
" Very well thank you! How are you, more importantly?",1
"  #wci hashtag simply isn`t dying out anytime soon, is it.",0
Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... :  I`ve told at least 27  Thanks babes.,1
 hey ive seen the musical live its funny lol,1
" Good to see you hear as well, Andy!",1
_ haha PHEW!  i`ve never said that before,0
coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired,1
"i`m out of books to read, movies to watch n stuff to buy...i`m bored!",0
_Stathamfans1  You sure are dedicated...Gotta love that!!!  Have a great & productive day,1
Watched Wolverine yesterday ... a spur of the moment kinda thing. Awesome! So proud that a South African director did that,1
goodnight to all.,1
"No phone call yett... Hrmm. Maybe a call from my end is in order?  I`ll wait a bit longer, Prom nights are often `spuratic` moments.",0
"feeling lonely,DH on night shift all w/e",0
 http://twitpic.com/4i3g6 - i love that game  xxxx,1
"_crazyangel oh noooo, did he not get through?",0
is at the salon with my mom  happy mothers day mom!,1
 ha you`ll do fine! just be positive!  &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x],1
 You are `spot on`...I wouldn`t tweet without it!! Thanks for your share tonight.,1
even though everyone wanted to do a newish song and our teacher agreed :S old grumpy doesn`t like us happy  haha,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers,1
"urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too",0
" Oh, I forget things you see. Ahah. I hated that! It creeped me out.",0
 i wish i had friends i could spend the night with,0
is bored at work,0
"church bellss are ringin  got to go. adieu,(god bless in german)",1
 aaaah I swear I took it by mistake  it was somehow attached with the charger -_- apparently it needed break from U huh!,0
Happy Star Wars Day!!! May The 4th Be With You!,1
"I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME  ... (****) LOL",1
   Thank you soooo much!!!      Bella,1
Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!,1
_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true  I hope u r not disappointed yet,0
recovering from being sick ... anyone want to bring me soup?,1
 OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha,1
" I`m not sure.  Btw, YAY FOR WICKED TICKETS! That`s awesome! When are you going?",1
my phone is dead  this sucks,0
Okay so I`m trying to be happy and deal with my problems and my friends` also. Its hard,0
"You know when your make late night calls to India team members for more pictures, your struggling with your message.  Thanks .",0
ok nevermind. photo was set to private. sorry.,0
I hate not bringing my ipod to school,0
Finally eating unagi I`ve been saving up for a while! +udon :] AGH I just realized the band playing at Bear Garden today is one I like!,1
If you save these pix from the Today show please credit www.wireimage.com Thanks,1
Eli in the ER  they pricked his finger for blood sugar and he was trying not to cry http://twitpic.com/67z2q,0
"Trying Resco MobileForms Toolkit and sample. Trial messages ruin everything, the sample has bugs, it`s running slow. Poor 1st impression.",0
" have a great night, it was so nice meeting you last night! You are a sweetheart!  xoxoxo bye for now.",1
 I like your HR shirts. They`re inspiring me to think of witty/rude HR-like sayings I`d never actually wear.,1
 I LOVE music!!!  I like almost everything!!,1
 Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him   I remember racing trucks with him that ...,1
 Dude... That sucks! Why would they tow it from your own space?,0
OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O,1
 Thanks! I was gonna make a joke and say they look just like mine!,1
I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I`m stayin til 630,0
and we`re off  to OT !! exciting game like always,1
wants to go the the vintage paper show but no one will accompany her,0
"really tired. and have to work the whole day tomorrow, the thought of it depresses me.  uncoooool....",0
yEssss!!! goT ma TwiN oN LoCK!!!  weLcomE tWiiN,1
"http://twitpic.com/4wp8s - My ear hurts, and THIS is my medicine. GUM",0
Just took $10 off a guy who thinks he can bluff three times in a row and get away with it. Now back to showing how **** my work is,0
 - that is awesome.,1
 Good news about the tooth!,1
 I feel like a piece of garbage!  See: http://bbltwt.com/nqgp3,0
"is going to have a relaxing, hot bath  goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe",1
 what a cute dog,1
 Weird! Maybe all the updates just aren`t being sent to my phone  Haha,0
Everything is cool now. I wish the boy was able to talk.,1
Happy imma get to see some lovely ladies,1
" You did know, you just couldn`t remember!!",0
  on your ani?  sorry,0
"Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?",0
" aww you are so helpful  we getting sweepy here, sis says we can have whipped cream before bed , i save u some",1
It is Gloomy outside. It is making me sad  I miss the sun and its happiness!!,0
 and Radio X 96.1 is going all sports next month. Radio is dead.  #grandrapids,0
 maybe one day I can be on your favorite producers list  lol,1
"Went for run, my sinuses are pissing me off",0
  said that  mentioned bears!  have fun!! P.S bears like Peanut Butter,1
 probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done,1
" Ah!  Gotcha.  Well, I`m curious to hear what you thought of Wolverine then. (if you actually went and saw it).",1
"It`s beautiful outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I? I`m studying  Wish it were already vacation.",1
 it can only get better.,1
 baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it  BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!,1
http://twitpic.com/4wjai - Joe`s the photographer of the family. Rehearsing is always fun. For the first couple of days it is at least.,1
 miss u m8   we NEED tae have a catch up n that,0
 good luck with you finals!!!,1
happy mother`s day! everyone have a great day and make sure you go see ya mommas,1
is going home... I`ve seriously had enough,0
" thanks.  thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..",1
I`m emailing my best friend Deanna with my yahoo account. Emailing is FUN.  <3,1
 any chance you might come back to moncton? i had to miss the show tonight,0
Why am I always the one on time. They are always late. I wanna sleep. I miss Mere.,0
" and Amanda Peet in A lot Like Love. Loves it.. Classic, really",1
"@_erica Yea, its tough to keep it going. Sometimes I`m not sure its worth it.",0
"going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!",1
let`s make this last forever.,1
 oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove,1
"had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much  nice, lazy day today woop!",1
 Ahhh...can`t do this one....will be in las Vegas that weekend  #noctweetup,0
At envy! Loving it  best club ever.,1
im sad about missing out on the opportunity to be in valencia`s new video.,0
 That`s not too bad.  Good luck!,1
http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe,1
"fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home",1
left the inn  now im at school. dang its straight up dead here!! [<3Hannah],0
 oops too late,0
All the money in the world could never make me as happy as being a stay-at-home mom with my son,1
" I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago....  I wish you luck though...",1
 9 days  I`m about ready to visit Torchwood and see if they`ve heard anything,1
 LOL  I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the  not remembering acting a fool yourself,1
"today was GOOD  , that little girl hollie in bgt , just me or complete sympahty vote  ! how cute is aidan davis :L? tweet me  x",1
Is anyone else having a bad Friday? Is not a fun day today.,0
 Go for it! Chinese sounds yum!,1
Getting to play golf with our kickin` Leadership Team...I have a feeling they r gonna kick me on the golf course,0
Bad migrane and need to go to dancing tonight.... Not a good combination,0
 baby help me with math,1
 TINK! (whatever the **** it means!!) from your JKUK girls! Show us some love! ;)  ****,1
Kristen i miss you,0
 *is bad ****...He still is,0
it always rains right after i get my car washed,1
dam just finished watching Prison Break: the final break...omg i dont think i`ve cried so hard for a show..Finally understand the finale,1
"  ha ha, and what game is that? i like games",1
I�m really desappointed...,0
I think I`m running a fever and not feeling so well!,0
" GRR. we are only allowed gas grills where i live, it sucks.",0
 lol thanks.  I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?,1
"the next 2 weeks, exam wise, are AWFUL. there are 8 exams and I don`t see how I can adequately revise all of them  I care least about...",0
" i love the new hairdo! haha, and i live in NY too, so yeah it was REALLY hott!",1
"Really Wish i could see dave from  again, missing him already",0
 Thats ok  Yeah I had a good night thanks. Glad you did too. Hope you enjoy your BBQ,1
 Ahhhh \you are soo smart  Thanks for this schooling of thoughts  Have you taught before?,1
"June is going to be a long, lonely month.",0
Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.,1
 Thank you Jon!  That`s very sweet.,1
It`s car crash tv at it`s worst.,0
_Wright THANK YOU! 'Return of the Mack' is THE jam!,1
what a great day,1
" omg!!!! I feel bad,  .Was it good?              ;",0
found rollo! and got happy  hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o,1
" I`d love for Nicky Poo and Bri & Howie & Aj, to wish me a happy birthday  please please please please pleaseee guys..",1
so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening  and X-men comixes is completely donloaded,0
 I am glad to hear that you are ok. Without you they would have to rename the show to  'Just Friends',1
 shweeeeet!,1
"My heads spinning from math, started to dream in formulas. NOT good.",0
" music is always there when noone else understands  i agree it`s very important, a single song can change your whole day",1
 we were close to trying all of them! SO YUMMY,1
Why don`t any of my friends ever miss me  why do 40 year old pervs like me  why can`t I be a shape shifter ((((((((((((((((((,0
"#SanctuarySunday  it`s our mission to make #Sanctuary a trending topic for the day, lots of people on board for it...join in",1
" yes. and it was REALLY good. even though i am not into sci fi i loved it. & haha, i know.",1
Is in bed not able to sleep  bloody bipolar!,0
just chilling out in my room on the computer,1
_says ha ha funny,1
 ._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !,1
 haha **** hell i know ay. **** son he`s just making trouble. we could take him.,0
"It`s great to be home! Temp is chill, cat is great and I feel awesome",1
"getting ready for school.. reading what`s going on on set in Montepulciano, and practically crying cause i`m not there",0
 My Mom is a nurse practitioner&spent entire life devoted to the field.  The good ones deserve to be recognized! I`ll follow her,1
" Yes, they clearly relished acting together, sparking off each other`s performance. And milking all the laughs!",1
" Have a good day.  I`m checking out Hugh today. Also, be on lookout for best 'cassoulet' recipe you will have ever tasted!",1
I Want To Go See Up. But I Don`t Want To Go With My Mom And Brother.,0
  Thanks! My mom`s seed is larger and already cracked (and planted). I hope Avalina isn`t a dud!,0
Little kids annoy the hell outa me by being all active and shouting and attacking me Etc.,0
http://twitpic.com/4jj4j - Birthday Breakfast! Yummm- chai & an apple fritter,1
AT&T cheated the system and now I have no Green Day tickets  **** you AT&T!,0
 i know! that`s why i recommend it,1
So sleepy again and it`s not even that late. I fail once again.,0
has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think,1
Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time.  Since when am I a sissy about cold water?  Who am I?    LOVED TODAY!!!,1
"09/09 +full moon+ my lovely friends and family= my b-day wish came true;)<3 In addition,gray matters is one of the cutest movies ever!!",1
is feeling bad  just got bad news about my Mum,0
thanks do the invite though,1
 http://twitpic.com/4visl - WOW this looks incredible! wicked job on the butterflies! they`re fantastic!,1
"  youre diabetic?   so is my dad.  & i might be too, not sure.  are you still allowed to eat sugar throughout the day?",0
"The Aila Cyclone left my house in Calcutta with a broken sunshade, balcony and a huge branch of tree thru our bathroom window.....",0
"so star trek pretty much rocked my life ... oh wait, it DID rock my life",1
 Hiya! Missed you too! What have you been up to?,0
Nothing like In `n` Out and a LOST marathon after a long day of work.,0
Stubbed my little toe this morning on my file cabinet ... and it`s turning black,0
 im fine. but a bit tired  im glad that its weekend now.,1
"twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow.  whee",1
" There will be NO vidoe evidence!  I can`t wait, though. Now I just need 2 find a regular partner if I end up loving it!",1
 He`s gonna do it for mothers day  Ever notice Papa looks like Squiggy from Laverne snd Shirley. I love him.,1
good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!,1
Bummer... I missed Taylor Swift on the Today show!  Those were my only plans for the day!!!,0
"I never order chips any more due to how unhealthy they are, but getting a burrito from Chipotle or Qdoba doesn`t feel right without em",0
"Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home",1
"  Hi, Thx for following  I teach some Chinese lessons on youtube, pls feel free to have a look www.youtube.com/ChineseLearn",1
" Yes, I would love some more cowbell!",1
the columbus blue jackes may be movieing to anew city to play at  thats sad news,0
"Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!",1
 I`m sorry  at least it`s Friday?,0
 im feel verey tired  madry chasawy 9j !!!!!!!!!,0
subway  im going to get subway....  love it! ate it often when i was in new zealand....,1
Shared Kim H�ltermand - Portfolio: Shared by Kaare Finally a dane  I´ve got the honor to do the amazing.. http://tinyurl.com/coypsl,1
Off to enjoy a Hanami picnic at the cherry tree park. Hope the weather stays nice.,1
 Sure. I`ll try n keep that up! =P You enjoy studying. Cya!,1
Breaking the daily build broke my daily plan as well,0
" thks 4 the follow, and  tweets, i returned the love",1
" 'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.",1
_G  ur a poopy head,0
" HA.. I look at Twitter games as harmless fun. Despite being author of Twitter book, I try to talk about other stuff",1
im so tired of my responsabilities i wish i was a kid it seems that everyone around me is all about money and not me anymore,0
"What did I learn today? Never post anything you`ve sold on ebay using royal mail. They lose it, I refund: compo`s nowhere near - my bad",0
http://twitpic.com/67rcp - Another one...those were taken at 3 am MET! U see I have a real sleeping disorder,0
My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon,0
 thank you my love,1
Today is not going to be relaxing like I hoped.,0
_**** it was indeed  made my life!,1
 i forgot the yardsale event! ooh how pity i am,0
"  cool, i saw it now in the link thanks",1
jessie has gone away 4 the weekend!! I miss her already,0
I quite like baseball and bball oh and the odd gridiron match that a tiny tiny part of the worlds population calls football,1
"cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me",0
av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at  park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm,1
Seriously. I dont like girls.,0
why me? i am about to read another ecology book for two hours. its all good fun today,1
I missed the bl***y bus!!!!!!!!,0
i have problems wih pizza..ii love it too much..i`m so addicted to pizza  and Dot Dot Curve. >,1
 not impressed....! it might go away if you complain too much!  x,0
"So much happier, despite my looming departure",1
"So much work, so little time",0
having bad day,0
Happy Mothers Day to All the Mom`s out there!! We Love You!!!,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there! Goodnight to everyone else,1
 Hope you`ll be able to join us for future editions,1
" You`re not the only one surprised that FreeTDS and UTF-8 don`t 'just work'. But you`ll get it right, eventually.",1
" Good night, Rob. Sleep well. Safe travels tomorrow!",1
Cut my thumb with the saw in small metals   again...,0
Now Im crying....  Poor thing..,0
Oh my god. I literally drove in rain that was so hard that i couldn`t see in front of me. I`m shaking,0
JONAS rocked tonight!  going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all,1
i fear the spaceship is not long for this earth. it just stranded me and edwin on the highway. there was smoke,0
_Simmons everyone has their mistakes to make and lessons to learn. Don`t let the negativity get to you.,1
_Hodges Yup. Their loss.,0
 awww  omg garbo fake playing during one of the songs!!! haha,0
 Our weekend was also great... two friends of Julia were here for four days...,1
" haha, its cos one of your `tweets` was smile smile smile, so i quoted the boys in reply",1
****... Why does it take so long to install SBS2008?!,0
" weird trigger. You should definitely ask him about them on monday, dude...  ****.",0
sore from ultimate... trying to figure out how to pay for school next semester...,0
 - Jonathan can  you get Priscilla Ahn or Raphael Saadiq on your show - they were fab on the Jools Holland show,1
Sewing things is nice  I feel crafty and productive. And foxy.,1
 Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!,1
"Just FYI, there is also turkish star wars rip off  here http://bit.ly/AeSnk",0
Uh-oh...it`s becoming grey again out here. I hope it`s not one of those 'pop-up showers' on the way.,0
 You are too kind! I swear I`m always feeding someone!,1
 my knee is hurting so bad im limping...so we get to suffer through work together,0
"Why would someone even do something like that, you gotta be pretty **** desperate for attention!!! lol poor keanu",0
 Florida should be nice.,1
 ugly. What programmes do you have open?,0
I love Stereosound HQ headphones,1
Have a HUGE headache... don`t have asprin here at work.,0
and so another week begins. this one has got to be better than the last,1
urban think fail. chai latte is not good there,0
"Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.",1
  o sweet i saw him last year with kenny & sugarland will be with kenny this year.. i have seen them b4... love them.. gknight,1
" i know, i was on the list, but had to miss out b/c of conflicting plans  how did it go?",0
_EaredPages Yay!  I can`t wait to come in the bookstore and gets some new books,1
 there coming this year ^-^  wiL said it himself  but yes now would be good.,1
 pandora is blocked at my work  bummed,0
Arrogant **** on tap in Oregon. WHAT!!!!!!,0
 Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.,1
I bruised my toe worse than my I did my finger. It **** hurts right now even with ice on it,0
"Ugh, I don`t know if U even care about Nicole Richie, but I do and C that I missed her on TV last nite despite the twitter  ",0
  Happy Mother`s day to your Mum,1
 But I can still putt 30 yards longer than you can hit your driver,0
"wow, serious hard time sleeping. on a decongestant and its keeping me wide awake. I JUST WANNA SLEEP",0
save me--i feel like i`m going crazy.  ? http://blip.fm/~5z193,0
"Man, looking through and packing up my books is looking at my past lives. Feeling kind of sentimental",1
 I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired.  Waiting too see pics and read your blog.,1
 honey is great for your health!,1
sadd..  last night in fl.. going back to AR tomorrow,0
i miss dooooooodddddiiiieeee,0
 LOL.  **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep,1
had a 100% raw day,0
"Oh, I forgot. They weighed me at the Dr. I am at my highest weight ever.",0
happy maders day,1
"Perfect night. Best month of my life so far!! You my boo, ",1
" Thanks hon, doing great and yourself? Happy Mothers Day",1
frustrated by my stupid iPhone I need a blackberry!!!!,0
Favorite little cartoon movie in the world,1
" Easy, I`m trying to learn   Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)",1
because I just lost my first Field Notes notebook 6 pages before filling it up!! RIP  #fieldnotes,0
OPS sorry  Queen Mom,0
I don`t wanna work!,0
"my laptop broke, who wants to help a girl out and take me to best buy this weekend. please ill feed u.",1
" haha well, kinda! I`m Mommy to my lil` pom-chi  hehe  thank you! ;)",1
DotA is an addiction...i waste 6-7 hours playing dota,0
  why canceled your performance on Letterman? i`m So sad because it is less an option for you.,0
" Happy anniversary to you and ! Hoping for many, many more. All the best from all of us",1
 I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.,1
Rainy day today.  No car so we`re stuck in the house   I needed to go to the post office too...bastards,0
 you can put a saucepan full of water on the cooker to heat up the water...indian style  scrabbled are the best!!!!,1
 I was scared by the Daleks in the DW Exhibition in Cardiff.,0
 aww  but typing from beyond the grave...impressive,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY 2 ME,1
after pub lunch am now going to daughters for tea life is good,1
" I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable  I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol",1
 oh no I hate that,0
 i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! Tried readin a really boring book-still wide awake!,0
"i`m watching missing pieces, just coz the theme song is lost without you",0
_awake GOOD MIDDAY.,1
"'The things, you say, your purple prose just gives you away' what the hell is that even supposed to mean? Casino: where music goes to die",0
working!   I am so ready to go.,1
everybody is sick,0
my newsreader is filling up with blogs  yay! keep pm`ing me your blog sites. I love reading them!,1
Traffic jam outside of chicago. I feel very 'office space' right now.,1
Uh-Oooh my throat is scratchy,0
"I have a 4-H lamb meeting. It should be fun. And it is sunny! Yay! I can play with my horses this afternoon. Clap, clap, clap!!!",1
 my baby shut me down,0
I saw nomes on twitter  but I`m still not waking up,0
Good morning twitter world.raining in dingle- hopefully means a busy day for me,1
  true. i think its important 2 be sensitive 2 it when we relate 2 others. empathy. a reminder we cant judge a book by a cover,1
 saw the deforestation.so not surprised of bad back but  moan back at you.lol,0
So theres this boy. Hes so cute. Hes got a six pack.  yum it was fun touchin it.,1
"morning all   will be at Warner soon! lots to do, then go to school for some work... hope everyone has a great day!!!",1
_Fear_Me samee.. it sucks..,0
" -  I wanna go see them in Edinburgh  won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn  ****",1
Happy Mother`s Day! She liked the poem.,1
sucks not being able to take days off of work or have the money to take the trip  so sad,0
" haha, its under 18 :@ so ive got no one to go with  curse none of my friends liking TAI lol",0
"omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake !  .... missinmydgbigtyme",1
 I broke my ipod,0
" thanks, I found it already",1
revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing,0
 You`re welcome... and you`re welcome!,1
"i`m so worn out, this week has sped by soo fast. gonna ask mum if we can go to the movies. i`m desperate",0
"OK, It`s my 1000th Tweet  I`ll use it to simply say 'Thank You!!'. I`ve met some of the most giving/caring people on Twitter!",1
http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy,0
 i did i only got 3 stars on the pre wash then failed the rince,0
is hitting the streets. 40 hours living with Lexington`s homeless. No food...no bed...no problem. No Facebook or Twitter...  Pray for us.,0
this is gonna sound really sad & depressing but I really really miss my uncle Sam,0
So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight!    Happy mothers day to everyone too  http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl,1
Just got home from another amazing night,1
" exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it",0
" yeah I`ve been there, my son is two so we go to only the kid friendly places now;) congrats on the baby!",1
Getting ready to launch the podcast of chapter 1 of 'Turning Left at Albuquerque' this morning. I know you`re excited - so am I!,1
love to but  already got plan  going to queen mary !,1
 yessir that is 100% right,1
" Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions  Please let me know as soon as you `know`?",1
"I just want somebody to love, and who loves me. I think and day-dream about about that CONSTANTLY.",1
 well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome,1
 hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour,1
 Looks nice.... never knew VHS had such a short life span... hope my fav VHS is not dead,1
Ive got mad cramps in my legs,0
 Ouch. I won`t be down in Miami tomorrow morning. That sucks  It`s a cruise? Are you driving back the next Saturday?,0
sweet spice girls sing along w good friends,1
 well gracias  haha and why is that? the plays?,1
 aww you poor thing  hope all goes well!,0
PIRATE VOICE:AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I 4GOT MY **** WALLET AT WORK SHERMK!!! DAMMIT!!! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!!! NOW IM STARVING!!!,0
 DAMMIT! lets have a private session,0
Gotta go to the doctor this morning  i feel so sick right now. i can barely talk but i`m still yelling across the house lol,0
" yep and its freezing, i hate winter  im literally wearing blackets",0
tiiiired but i cant sleep,0
I`m miserable with my boredom.,0
_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!,1
STOMACH ACHE!!! Ahhhhhh,0
"Mobile phone check-in? Another fail! American`s service came close, but crashed at the gate. I`m now 0 for 3.",0
 ****. I always forget you are on here,0
 lololol i love kenan and kel its rocks soo hard and im watching it now..right now.,1
I was just asked by a suit where i was heading to. I didn`t think i looked that much like a ****,0
   god peppermint mochas frappachinos are amazing...  and addicting,1
 I think I might get some of that today.  My throat is killing me! It feels like it`s in my lungs,0
Happy Mother`s Day!  http://tinyurl.com/re74xc,1
What a dreary day in LA. Where did all our sunshine go?,0
Happy mother`s day all you moms!,1
 HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles,1
 oh but that girl  but AIDAN!,0
"michael scofiled Noooooo !!  I hate the writer, director n production",0
**** EM,0
" I got a coupon, but I couldn`t register it because you have to be in the US",0
" As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people.  SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.",1
_  it`s on again right now!! aah I love demi lovato,1
ONLY 1 thing sucks about holidays: worrying about pets. Cats will be tgthr @ 'cat resort' but Jonesy won`t have much company @ dad-in-law,0
 that and being so careless with her vocals.,0
" Awww man that does suck big time  But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride",1
" congratulations, I hope you have an amazing day",1
this is what i think about the world  at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today,0
 ****! I wish I were going! Found out too late to get wranglers for my kids and .  I miss #mountainjam every year!,0
" Funnily enough, Roland is President of my social club!",1
 noo sorry my love...after that i`m going to pop about 7 zyrtec and go to sleep,0
 I am surprised you haven`t fired  for announcing the whole world of they body they`d found 'Selfish',0
" sorry bout 2day  bloody typical,goin 4 a laydown now feel sick again,ooo this not nice x",0
I`m SUPER tired and probably could sleep ALL day BUT I work 12:30 to 9:30 today in Tool Rental... Oh the Joy!!,0
"You make me smile....it will get better, you have to believe that",1
This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners  http://twitpic.com/669nm,0
Wish I brought some warmer clothes. It`s chilly here.  only negative thing about the trip (& the no sun which is connected to chilliness),0
I always forget how much fun kyle is!,0
 i already got my tickets to your concert here in the philippines! im so excited!,1
I like taking my dogs with me in the car when I run errands. They are always excited to go anywhere. like this morning to Krogers.,1
" Yes, actually there was some jam twitter traffic yesterday... But it can happen. Don`t worry",1
random night of fun  now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day!,1
Goodnight;,1
i love the music video of you belong with me by taylor,1
Oooh the hangover,0
 thanks,1
" ooh, work im afarid  looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",0
 Absolutely! Just have a good backup for Romo for December.,1
 thats much better than the flu syndrome!,1
_Blogs Congratulations lovely Japanese Children Happy Kodomo no hi,1
 really was the best night ever,1
living it up at empire hotel...free bottle service. it ROCKS having connections,1
"  ummm...last night when I DM`d you, you said it was a 'good' question.",1
 I`ll check it out!  Thanks  and good luck with your book!    Bella,1
 so sad emma  u sad to be leaving the show? ****,0
 you`re welcome Chica,1
Plans were taking flight to go out tonight but they`re now sinking in the Hudson since I have to work in he morning. Stupid bird strike.,0
Decided I should study  (finger down throat making gaging noises) Hate MFs!!,0
__  im so sick  I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin,0
_gregor Great avatar,1
" wow, that`s cool  bytheway, i love your new TV show",1
 Im soooo intrigued! I want to try this weekend. Kaya lang baka maaddict ako.,1
Love the idea of giving each year a theme. This is the year of new beginnings!,1
 Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday,1
"Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning  Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol",1
  I like it!,1
went to see the dentist. can`t eat and im starving. really sucks.  and ist`s painful.,0
Yea!  Headed home to change and head over to Pelham.  Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...,0
" ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!",1
 Ahhhh \you are soo smart  Thanks for this schooling of thoughts,1
"I feel like ive done the London marathon, I ach all over",0
 most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.,1
 jass warn me b4 u go to nxt war...i am there to have fun...,1
 u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke,0
"Ugh,what a boring day",0
can`t wait to november for Jobros concert ! In examination,1
trying to watch lost online very annoying and slow...the internet not lost,0
"listening to dave barnes, getting really excited for junior senior",1
at BIF.... i love this buliding....,1
Can I get some gd news for gods sake,0
great night,1
is  wishing work was done soon  <3,1
Taking 40 underpriveledged kids to the circus 2moro. BIG day planned & I still aint feeling 100%  so nervous right now..,0
 DSi is the latest Nintendo DS with 2 cameras + stuff built in. We are a Gadget house. Luckily I get my blackberrys free from work,1
 thanks  sweet dreams to you too!,1
Happy Mothers Day!!!,1
 have you seen the game on the website?! awesomness!!! go on msn!,1
 that was an amazing concert!!! got some really good video and pictures,1
my thumb hurts after breaking the nail....,0
 morning  hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!,1
' ...not academically of course. ' I miss him already,0
NOOOO!!!  'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)',1
" My friend is a massive Beatles fan, and she wasn`t impressed",0
Bruno arghhhh i cant wait,0
 how are you gonna get them? I got bitten,0
I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys  ESOTSM;,0
"i`m doin my tweets on my phone so i have on clue how to reply to anyone. but thank u fiercemichi, as soon as i can i`ll check it out.",1
" great to hear you saw Slumdog Millionaire! And yes, that`s a Bollywood thing at the end",1
just left & already misses Nashville  be back sunday,0
So jealous im not at asylum right now,0
" Oh dear, what a rotten life you lead, NOT!",0
"The mothers day classic went really well, despite the cold 5.30am start",1
"Just put all the original art for my comics into an album.  Its really nice, except it shows how much I liked to cut corners to finish.",1
 - and yes i like the vids,1
http://twitpic.com/4j8us - It is interesting that VS2003 generates a setup script for uninstall.,1
just found out i wont know my uni results for this year until 17th july at the earliest!!!! hate the wait,0
  oh hi terri good now what about you? any good gossip,1
mothers day drama was awesome!,1
_B_ Shes bad they won`t sort her out and is in a lot of pain,0
Bubbletweet hates me,0
This week has been so lonely without gossip girl xoxo,0
"Ugh I have a hedache; I may be cheap, but **** **** I still have class with how I roll",0
 Nice! That sounds great! Let me know when and where.,1
_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch,0
" That`s awesome dude, yay for surprise celebrities!  I got to meet him a few years ago, he was soooo friendly.",1
" But it is our reality  , we must survive. What doesn`t kills, makes stronger. PA`LANTE LORE !",1
hi  godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day,1
 I like the sound of a love breeze...sounds beautiful! Love the wind on my face,1
The portuguese national library could use it also. Right now they seem to be stuck somewhere circa 1995. Example http://u.nu/7y68,0
Wide awake. Wishing I wasn`t. **** nightshift routines. Got turned down for the job in Nashville  oh well ...,0
"Assfuck, 'I`m sorry' roll. Okay I gave in.  I`m such a sucker.  http://twitpic.com/677xt",0
happy mothers day. ekin sayang mak!!!,1
"happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?",1
is at her nan`s house eating fish and chips and watching Top Gear. Good times.,1
i really want a blackberry  my sidekick is hella wack. night,0
Still raining here in The Bay...I forget what sunshine looks like !,0
 Ooohhh  well you could always borrow and burn buddy. Lol,1
" Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh",1
26 pin multi core cable goes bad just B4 service,0
 not a fan,0
Okayyy  you can read it to me cause then I`ll feel special haha.,1
Shopped til i dropped....come bac sunshine i miss u,0
Going to the alley tonite..Happy Birthday prima,1
Can`t play World in Conflict because the computer is running too slow,0
"  We don`t feel too comfortable using it. It`s not awful, but pretty icky.  Scurrying to find a deal...",0
is having trouble breathing through the pain..and now i have a **** fever...   (^~^)<^>,0
May the 4th be with you! Happy Star Wars Day twirps!  ROFL,1
 omg i had that book its soo funny,1
"feeling bad for Daisy, she cries in every episode       i watch waaaaay too much tv",0
"I`m Twitter dumb. Just saw my '.com' & all the kind folks who`ve tweeted me. AH!So sorry, I`m not ignoring you, just SLOW.",0
uqh soo boredd supposedd to be asleep cuzz i have too wakke upp earlyy but i juss cantt sleepp.! omq tomorroww iss mother`s dayy,0
 I`m trying to sleep!!! It`s not working,0
" don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling?  ano man yun, kaya mo yan.",1
 4n? ma rog  never heard of it  esti beat acum? u tweet too much,0
" I miss you too, Mojokins! I go there, but not long enough to comment  Will do more this weekend!",0
is sad because his tea and oatmeal are cold,0
feeling the need for more advil.,0
 just relax like it is or translated to swedish too? Just got to take a look at my next comment,1
Stupid shopping bags left a red mark on my arm,0
So disappointed about the talent lineup for 'Revent�n Super Estrella 2009'...hmm...Have the feeling I won`t get tix this time around.,0
 yup slowly recovering. it sucks that i can`t eat the stuff i`m craving right now. my gums can`t take it. how was your trip?,0
 *hugs back* me too,1
Farewell dinner with my kimmy. Last time i`ll see her in a while,0
 Safe flight home to you and Jade   ****,1
 Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.,1
lohang: is listening to music. really happy about !librefm #audacious combination  here`s my profile http://is.. http://tinyurl.com/r5o3zj,1
Having one of my bad days....Migraine today. My 1st since my neck surgery about 2 1/2 months,0
Ok NOW I can hit the hay. Thank you,1
i need a good idea... FAST!,1
I need a present for my mom.  Could anybody help me ?!,1
I WISH I LITERALLY COULD **** JUST ABOUT EVERY **** IN THE WORLD...IMA NYMPH,0
Exams are so stressful,0
 dude i read that wrong! Haha well good good. Thanks.  but now I agree.,1
This weather is awful! I just want to curl up and read a book all day,0
is off to get the boy and then to his doc. Persistent coughs are not good.  http://plurk.com/p/x285t,0
Happy Mother`s Day! Justin Timberlake`s version a mother`s day gift.. http://bit.ly/6fGxd  -- too funny!!!,1
 I missed them at Red Rocks.  Sad couple of days.,0
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.!,1
i called kris he didn`t pick up i feel really bad ha ha,0
"I will miss my City when we leave...priciness, pollution, panhandlers and all",0
 happy birthday ness!!,1
 that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon,1
 Welcome to Twitter  I hoped it wouldn`t be long before you saw the light and joined us!,1
"Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.",0
really hopes her car`s illness is not terminal...,0
just fought with my printer...after 2 hours i claim victory... i hate electronics,0
 I was going to but I`m siiiick  I`m so mad!!!! Jason said I have to recover fully before I go paintballin again! Are u playing?,0
Annoyed,0
  it`s true!   have u downloaded the tweetdeck yet? it is literally amazing  ****,1
"  I care about Eurovision! And yes, they have a 50% jury-based vote this year  #eurovision2009",1
"3 days left of school!  For Bryce and Tyler, that`s 3 more days of elementary",1
@_handz_ well you know those 'kind of guys' are just idiots,0
I love being able to run my tongue along my teeth,1
 Already got my ticket; thanks for making sure though!,1
 compliment taken. Thanks. Key is to be yourself,1
Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.,1
looks can be deceiving,0
Just had a lovely walk with my dog ( all on my own! )...In the dark  But it was a nice walk though HEHE x.,1
Happy Mums Day This is Nelly`s shout out   http://skitch.com/t/tac,1
" Oh no, that doesn`t sound good! better get it checked out.",0
" I need botox work on the lips if I`m going to change my name to Angelina Jolie, but it`s a thought! Sad though about the racism",0
I sadly have no voice after the Food Faire and The Academic Pep Rally!! I need my voice.,0
ooo how i love a bank holiday  x,1
Stuck in traffic on the 91 on the way to costa mesa,0
"Anybody out there having a beer right now? I hate drinking alone. Mrs T is oot  On the other hand, Mrs T is oot",0
Time to do house chores! Ugh!,0
just had an orgasmic sandwich,1
"please do not let me get obsessed, whatever or whoever is in charge of my actions  you`ve been doing such a bad job lately",0
watching because i said so! happy mothers day!,1
_other Excellent analogy,1
Ive got the greatest boyfriend in the world. I love him so so much.,1
wished didnt spend money last night,0
staying home because I`m badass.,1
 d`aaaaawhh you`re so cute,1
 you really chose the wrong time of year to do this didnt you,0
wants to greet all the mom`s out there a Happy Mothers Day!!! May you enjoy your day!!,1
Hmph. This is nowhere near as effective as it was a few mins ago. I wonder if it was a coincidence. FOLLOWERS: please report ur findings,0
" ..ok brother...did you change your num and not give it to me, AGAIN??? smh..you no good dude",0
  I agree about the redesigned Q13 site! Looks great on computer & phone.,1
Good morning Tweeple of the sun! What you all up to?,1
 so afraid my daughter`s gonna write a memoir where i`m some ungodly mix of Miles & Betty Davis in All About Eve,0
_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha  Love ya!,1
my guinea pig died today,0
" carls jr sounds hella good, you should bring me some  http://myloc.me/G3o",1
 becuz you braggin,1
another bday w a special friend,1
"So it`s rainy in Georgia, what do I do? Wear bright colors and hope the sun comes out!  (I`m doubtful that this is going to work)",0
 Happy Mom`s Day!  Here in Spain it was last Sunday!! Any hint of when the first single will be out on radio? LYM!!  Mini,1
"  Jane Austen`s books!,    Pride and Prejudice & Emma are great!!, Also  Northanger Abbey!",1
Awww my daddy! Got in a car accident! Pray for him! He`s shook`n up a lil!,0
 Hehe! It is nice down there,1
 NICE! Got any that are indexed that you want to unload?  I need a few.,1
 I appreciate your kind words. I am glad that the words resonate with you,1
 i hav a bet to get a 6 pack in 35 days...im on day 3..it sux,0
Congratulations to Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao! You`ve made every Filipino proud of being a Filipino!,1
 are you still angry with me?,0
  thanks  you`ve been quiet lately!,1
i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!,1
 no not at all. I MISS GIRLFRIENDS!!!!  i have all the seasons.,0
 lmfaaoooo i just watched the Pink video....you know me to well i love it...soooo me lol,1
 i want to gooo,1
 Bad rum experience in college - still haven`t recovered,0
 Thxx!! I was in the bathroom when you said it..,1
my monitor won`t turn on. This can only be the work of my mother.,0
finally home  crazy party 2nite! thanks  4 driving me home!,1
"A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead.  Back on NNC in two weeks",1
needs to wash her cats. Uncool.,0
"Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again",1
oh when will #gfail end? been on HTML version all day,0
Just woke up and feels so **** lazy  time to work out damnit!,0
 i agree with  spongebob is better,1
 just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv,1
oh i hate the rain... and septa... and leaving my dog,0
 thanks :0 I will try,1
"colds nearly gone, yayness!! greys anatomy on tonight . . . . . .double yay!",1
Download movie  'A Good Day to Be Black &#38 Sexy' http://tinyurl.com/ckmkul cool #movie,1
Following _aisa These guys could be shifty but worth following regardless.,1
"_Coleman Looks a little too 'fried' for me, but you have fun with that, Paul!",1
Hicks are mean!,0
Gave my mommy her Mother`s Day present. Tickets to Aerosmith (her favorite band everr.) Yay for a good reaction.,1
Has been a long day - Matinee and evening show. Will be sad tomorrow: last ever Welsh College show,0
 a great song by East Clubbers,0
Excellent the Suzaku 7 are back together  woop last episode  hope its a happy one i`m a sucker for these really lol shh,1
I dont want to be ugly anymore,0
Working on several book projects that are due to be released within the next few months.  I need an extra pair of hands!  It`s all good...,1
: i really adore your K-POPPED site ! http://k-popped.com/ haha,1
 lucky! been beggin for jury duty for years...they dont ever send me notices! just notices for other people to my address!,0
Getting ready for school...hope today is a happy and awesome day,1
aww happy mother`s day,1
awake sadly        seeing Leon today !,0
"Don`t worry, I won`t  I`ll send it to you as soon as I land in Delhi. I`ll let you know about the price in a little while.",1
at work getting a quick bite to eat before having to kill my wrist self addressing 500 envolopes,0
Having fun with all my dolls  tequillla...carne asada....and my mom dancing funny!,1
 Lovely profile + website! Very neat... love the 'where is gary' ticker!,1
 that sounds foreboding...,0
 I agree. I danced with my dad to 'Kind & Generous' at my wedding. HUGE fan.,1
gots a headache now,0
Happy Mothers Day  All my love,1
Brad Fastings is my favorite person to hang out with from 12 AM to 5 AM,1
 same as I... to bad I`m a programmer only in this company,0
_leigh u know wut devy dev it sure does suck havin no ID!! My weekends r gone miserable for 3 weeks so drink 4 me plz!!,0
 Tired! I may have to go to bed. Trouble is I miss all my American evening friends.     X,0
 I`m having trouble viewing it as well on you tube for some reason,0
 im sorry. I fail.,0
Whew! I literally shopped till I dropped....and sprained my ankle.  Ugh...do you see the sacrifices I make for you??,0
i hate stupid boys! arrgh,0
_frog... yes they ARE!!,1
Just got home from work and tired,0
" awe I am sorry, probably true.",1
i`m getting ready for tonight (teachers dinner on the beach!) but it`s raining and i hate this!,0
"uft im tutoring the lil sis  shes so cute, even though shes an eighth grader :p",1
Zzzz... I`m taking my mom out for breakfast tomorrow!  Shall be quite a treat.,1
" Were done so much for them, then brazilians ha! but no meh, i think they love the other countries more then the UK",1
 i found out that there`s sushi with fake crab meat and it`s not good for you,0
About to watch JONAS!  I love DVR! ,1
honestly i cannot figure this twitter thing out,0
I need to burp ....  Im so nauseas....,0
"Bad day, just got worse...",0
 I was thinking there should be a thumbs down button for Cry me a river.,0
What`s worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.,0
 Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun,1
 Friends in Ent Industry have said it was really really good.  Hopefully I can convince my wife into a date night  #hhrs,1
may the 4th be with you! HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!,1
"Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love",1
When are  gonna release another album already?!? I miss them,0
 ooh good then  Thank you for the heads up bro,1
Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday  oh drummer boy  niiight,1
a bit worried...,0
Subway always tastes better when some-one else pays for it  http://tinyurl.com/re5s5h,1
I want to buy this great album but unfortunately i dont hav enuff funds  its 'long time noisy',0
"I`m a sad panda, hulu doesn`t have the elephant show   no Skinnamarinkydinkydink sing alongs for me.",0
so had a freakin lond thursday  ready to hit the hay and surprise surprise I can`t freakin sleep :/ Boo!,0
Happy Star Wars Day ...  'May the 4th be with you'.... read http://tinyurl.com/axsujx for more ;),1
" I love old school horror movies more, I got Elvira tattooed on my back",1
"#freeagentapp free trial ran out today, cannot subscribe because Abby accidentally canceled my card - still waiting for a new one",0
 I`m more upset about the fact that 2010 is the last year,0
Subway=yum!,1
I kinda like not having a car but there have been situations lately where I have been prevented from participating due to my carlessness.,0
forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report  im lazy to read,0
is stressin h-core. and is supposed to be cleaning her room. and feels like ****.,0
  awwwww  would a virtual high five make it any better?,0
4:15 finally home from the city.  - now time to head to sleep!!  goodnight! & happy mommy`s day to all the mother`s out there!!,1
 oh thank you thank you! Was hoping the video will be online,1
 Happy Anoop Day to you Monica,1
 im so jealous! I want to go to ny,0
 i guess you get loads of emails & people asking you stuff al the time but i seriously wonder if you ever read my comments  x,0
Going to bed. Goodnight!  x,1
" so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww",1
**** my life.,0
greeting you all a happy mother`s day!,1
I gave a homeless lady named Ruby an Ice Cream sandwich and a cigarette.  That is my g00d deed for the day. :p,1
waiting to go to the movies later for my 6th month. booored.,0
"Feeling bad for my little sister. Put a lot of money into her Saab, took full coverage off it last week, and totalled it yesterday",0
"   woooooo im seeing you in glasgow when you come, september is agessss away but",1
ipod died today,0
" Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well",1
  yay thanku! *hugs*,1
" wowie wooie someone updated their twitter without me having to remind you. I`m not even mad,I`m impressed.  how was the lasagna ?",1
"Had a great night, ashleigh makes a good dance teacher  And we kicked Bens butt at a pillow fight!",1
" yeah but there are like 5,000 types of snakes..and it`s wicked wicked wicked hot...and idk. i don`t think i`d like it",0
 I live in the Philippines. >.< and honestly i wanna live somewhere with snow!!,1
 Morrissey cancelled on me,0
Drew`s new songs make me cry.  I miss Thomas already!,0
Well this is just lovely.  I am completely flattened by a back injury.  There goes the weekend.,1
Gatorade first thing in the morning = yumyum  feeling shattered but must arise and revise for IT tomorrow.,0
yo yo yo! i like ice cream,1
 ps love the new profile pic!,1
    i have been getting **** ones as i mentioned - all these girls seem to be at a loss what to do!,0
 **** i always miss it,0
On the set of Chuck Bass` New York Palace Hotel. Too bad they weren`t filming today.   http://twitpic.com/67nht,0
_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT.,0
New York from 1500ft looks rather good. Last night in the Big Apple.,1
FINALLY GOT THE BIKE I WANTED!,1
 amy meredith has a soccer team? well i also have news about soccer. my team won aswell!!  ****,1
bad day,0
missed Britains got talent    gutted.,0
"Dear Mr. President: Please TALK TO US abt what you plan to do re: DADT. Because right now, you just look like a liar.",0
" it is very unlucky  the day wasn`t the same without you! i hope to see you on wednesday though, right? x",0
Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot  ya jerk.,1
" The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him  I think I will be Gambit",1
  I`m sorry.,0
writing the first 'ShowStoppers' entry Just lost an hours work due to server issues,0
"Happy Mothers Day! Same day, more chocolate",1
) no more Chemistry!!! I`m gonna choose English. I find it (Chem.) kinda boring in the end! gonna help people < who choose Chem>,0
"even though it`s only 7am on Saturday morning, it feels like the weekend is already over. btw I`m awake because I had a bad dream..",0
"fourteen hours later, i`m still having the worst allergy flare-up in my life from shooting an engagement session in a field last night...",0
recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!,1
"Great, social network sites are still growing",1
Not only has it broken but it`s Monday!!Does this mean Monday can be fix`d?  ? http://blip.fm/~5jgio,0
 (duh typo error) part 2: social networking??.. there isn`t even room for people,0
"happy mothers day mommy  i love you so much, dono what id do without you ??",1
Stupid idiot who ran a stop sing and almost killed me and my car!,0
Wearing 'purple with a passion' by OPI and I absolutely love it!!,1
Kinda feeling in a reggae mood.... hope you all enjoy the smoothness on this lovely weekend,1
 It`s becoming a very tough race. Linda is indeed very talented. But someone has to go every week.  We cut two this week.,0
 Since the demise of Woolworths it isn`t easy to find reasonably priced pick n mix anywhere,0
 that`s meAn,0
 Can you ask Ryan why he stopped following me on Twitter,0
I want to be in love.......,1
__joy i feel like red lea now,1
 i know they r lol i hope she does she said she will,1
_michele thanks for that...am now following them...love good causes,1
  u guys are soo unfair smh...,0
  Apple has done some impressive things for my almost 2 year old macbook. Except when I poured coffee into the keyboard.,1
Glad to see  and more Red Bull Air Racers here keeping us in the loop,1
"On my way to work, I`m kinda sad",0
 Thanks for the recommendation,1
_Inovera Hi Jakki! Thanks for the hug - right back at ya,1
 Ah good. Glad to be useful.,1
Afternoon from office  My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..,1
 i dont really trust the judgements and vouches of _xo   jk. i`ll think about becoming a friend of yours,0
_perfect I`m trying to self learn photoshop but it`s not going so well!,0
 you were greeeeeeaaaaatttttttt babe!! It was amazing!,1
 I didnt win  but I will continue to try keep giving away those fabulous watches cant wait to win1,1
Got my hair cut. Great.  stupid gum.,0
officially misses Quark.  huhuhu! i had no heart hand partner and no one to dance with tonight! come home so... http://plurk.com/p/x2k1z,0
happppppyyyy mothersdayyyyyyyyy  mummy you are the best,1
Good morning to all- and welcome new followers!,1
"Tomorrow is Mother`s Day! What did you get for your moms?! If you don`t have a gift, just tell her that you love her.",1
off to pick up my daughters who appear to be picking up an unhealthy liking for primark...feel like a bad parent,0
http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah  well thanks *blushes*,1
"You want ittt, you got ittt!",1
 Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx  I miss working a pole.   __ dont you see clients everyday?  lol,1
http://twitpic.com/4wkpl - Widescreen laptop + rotation + comics = Awesome.,1
"Facebook won`t load for me.  **** it, I`m bored.",0
I wanna longboard but it`s raining ughhhhhh,0
Waking Up In Vegas is goooooooooooooooooooooooood,1
 I read them a couple of weeks ago  They work really well with the movie.,1
leaving now  dont miss me too much tweetbeaks <3,0
"_The_Moon Hiya hun! It`s just not my day. Dentist appointment (ouch!),notebook being a ****. Feeling sick  How`s you?",0
I`m awake. Anybody else awake? Wish I lived in the US since all the fun happens when I`m asleep!,1
drinking cordial  yes im bored,0
Ouchhhhhh I burnt my frkn tongue,0
"I`m addicted to the Jonas Brothers` new single `Paranoid`! It`s awesome!! If you haven`t heard it already, go check it out!!",1
This class is really long and I`m really getting hungry,0
"oh no  according to laineygossip, taylena is OVER!  bc of his fame?! gosh poor  two heartbreaks in a row :-/",0
"unhooking my pt`s, then home to SLEEP! SLEEP IS GOOD",1
"Goodmorning tweedles  very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.",1
"****, we have some kind of bugs in our house. And we dont know why or what it is",0
_Kel_17 ehh carnt stand hot weather,0
" ohh, i`m watching my best friend`s wedding. it`s so sad..",0
"Just came back (well yesterday) from the Hannah M. movie, I LOVED IT! I went to the highest part of the cinema to dance! BEAUTIFUL SONGS",1
I lOve this day  No school --> studyin` quietly,1
With my baby drinking. God I love her,1
studying for this **** econ test,0
 ok.... tx  it`s so worth the wait! lol...***,1
" really good, but it`s definitely not a 12`s. So many people getting burned alive",1
"Just potted some geraniums then talked to the grandkids, well Maddie - Jack was outside playing.  I sure miss `em!!!",0
 wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool,1
TGIF... this 'short' week has been wayyyyyy too long,0
"today was boring, but i did a lot of homework. tomorrow should be amazing, i can`t wait.",1
 well piss on that. I can`t get into their site @ work nor does it come thru on my phone.,0
I miss you guys,0
Listening to Weightless by All Time Low. Thanks to  for making me listening to it!,1
Just had a horrible experience with a dentist.  Had a crown made that doesn`t fit right and they won`t fix it or give back the money.,0
" I wish I could work like you, dude...",1
_Phelps hello michael  have a nice day,1
lol i cant drink!!,1
I put a real pic of myself up. I`m going to miss the avatar.,0
"Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.",1
" Thank you, Judy! Same back at you!",1
this darn cold just keeps getting worse  i bought some hayfever pills just to try out maybe i`ve had that all along,0
" I am in Kuala Lumpur. And I know I vanished, haha! I broke up with my last boyfriend, that`s why I`m back!",0
 gables apartments has corporate and their nice.,1
  so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill,1
" Heavens, not good  I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...",1
 morning. hope its a good day despite the revising,1
Wish I lived in or atleast relatively close to Ohio!   Haven`t seen _Troy or _McLoven in almost a year.,0
I love those creditcard-sized memory sticks. And Microsoft keeps sending them to me,1
Hey had some fun with friends !!!!!Now cleaning,1
Ugh i hate photobucket! an amazing place to edit pictures is: www.picnik.com  i use it alll the time.,0
Saw Xmen Origins on Sat! By far the BEST Xmen movie! AMAZING!!!,1
 can we trade weather? it`s all gloomy today in la.,0
I`ve been reading up on Sims 3 genetics on the Sims 2 forums. Apparently hair dye is passed on to offspring. I`m very disappointed,0
"Hey, im chillin right now, gettin ready for school   Mohawk Kidd",1
_WOCKEEZ I wanna go! But I won`t be there  I`m sure that the show will be great!!,1
_D_ happy birthday,1
 Where r u Yvonne?? Haven`t seen u in the google groups in a day or so. Miss ya.,0
 YIKEYSSS!!  I`M HARMLESS REALLY!! JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM BRODY!!!,1
 How is she spoilt? She`s like 10? 11? That was hard for her to be put up in front of 14m people.  She`s really young.,0
"Ugh, I hate 90 degree weather",0
"I feel so stupid for saying this, but.... I DON`T KNOW HOW TO TWITTER SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME. Ppl please do not laugh, ok laugh but...",0
"For every kiss you give me, I`ll give you three -",1
 I am so sorry!!  That really sucks,0
_beckwith it cant be that good if your twittering instead of watching it  ****,0
It`s tough being a thick chik,0
"_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden   I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!",0
 I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha,0
"Ohhh me, i am rather bored. How can a friday night be soo boring!",0
Round and Round the Garden: The amazing thing is that he`s still talking to me!  http://rly.cc/JNFwN,1
I left my ipod in the car so now its all warm.,1
i`m yours - jason mraz....looking for an electric guitar  yay!!!1,1
Chocolate milk is so much better through a straw. I lack said straw,1
" Lucky you  I face south so I can hear them, and see them reflected off Phillips Point",1
"I`m always a little sad to see followers I really like, decide to unfollow me.",0
Just back from graduation.  Two more doctors in the family now,1
wishes Happy Mother`s Day!,1
i`ve become one of those pathetic girls that feel lonely without their boyfriends hahaha i miss josey already!!,0
" dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.",1
 nah I don`t finish til next yearrrr!!!   are u stayin in the bad news after graduation?,0
#quitsmokingdiary  5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!!               - I dont want to talk about it,1
Outz wif the BIG BIG BIG HAPPY FAMILY for mommy`s day meal. And Happy Mommy Day to all Mommys out there!,1
 not really sure. need to deposit and save some money,0
my puppy is sick,0
Im so full. Subway was bomb! Waiting for my 2nd shift to start,1
Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work,0
I want someone to come over so i can take pictures but no one can,0
Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin,1
" Thanks, btw which men`s hairstyles are in right now? I`m growing my hair long  anyway hope you are having a good weekend!",1
Missed the play,0
"Long day of dancin, travelin, and celebrating life  happy mothers day!!",1
 heard you slutted it up! I`m totally jealz~ I missed it. Maybe next time!,0
Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration,0
Thinking I`m super excited about this week!,1
" Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off  how do i use this thing!? lol",1
Happy Mother`s Day to all you tweeting mothers,1
still no pool key. wth. it`s even hot out today.,0
Mango Medley has yummy mango and mango ice cream!,1
_hawt Hmm..  Interesting choice.,1
  Yeah the spammers are discriminating: none of the females  are part of the target group apparently,0
". I missed your party...you must forgive me pleassse, i feel bad..",0
This weekend has been probably the best and there is still another day to go!!,1
  hope he is ok!,1
A little irked at the moment,0
is full from a nice dinner,1
i`m celebrating my mother!!  and also celebrating my legacy as a woman of God.,1
In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska,0
 That would panic me a little!  Maybe you can read on an orbitron at the gym like I do...when all else fails?!?,0
 and now I have to shut computer down and get ready to go home from work....what a bummer.,0
" b/c 'we' ONLY have Baby Phat, Phat Farm, Applebottoms & FUBU!! And they come up pretty WEAK!! Double",0
uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly,0
 i am jealous of your mom talking to . i want to see you all our twittering is making me miss you,0
is getting married in Vegas in November by an Elvis impersonator am so happy!!!,1
"Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues  getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!",1
It`s too perfect outside to be at work,1
 URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry,0
I miss nicc today.,0
"_Colossus Lol, cheers `mate`. Yeah it went well thanks",1
but this little boy still makin me  work during the storm!!!,0
 I miss you too.  We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks.  Congrats on the house!,1
"I like this bride`s sense of humor, she wore this wedding gown once...by accident!  http://bit.ly/Tnshf",1
http://twitpic.com/670ar - this is post guitar hero **** kicking,0
Sick daddy  send prayer his way,0
EVERYBODY WELCOME !!!  Hello Nicole ;),1
" Think you should do a tour in England, we dont got to see any aweomse people !!",0
finished the noodles. done the dishwasher. really really warm. i don`t like it,0
Getting all annoyed cos this weekend`s going to be hot. I`m bloody working,0
Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail,1
 I see you didn`t shave your head. But I *LOVE* the cut.  I`m glad you didn`t shave it. Your hair`s too pretty!,1
 hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...,1
"JONAS was absolutely heartwarming. Now, time for bed. Goodnight!  ",1
i feel very ill. i think im dehydrated,0
"Wishing I could go with  to SoCo to go climb, instead I`m stuck at work all weekend",0
" those cakes sure look good ,,took one if it`s ok with you  ummm good tks",1
 It`s a lie just like the restaraunt named 'Garfields'... he is nowhere to be found,0
" I guess it`ll work under fusion. Otherwise you`ll have to boot directly to Vista just to do some online banking, which sucks",0
Got told I got a good chance at gettin the job  I am so so excited .omgggg. When I come back I want too...,1
Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!,1
 mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out,0
"Just sneezed three times in quick succession. But three is not four, so no record.",0
Yes we Can  make it ......Obama,1
I`m not ready for my baby to be 3 tomorrow  she is growing so fast....,1
 Why do you not respond me?,0
" I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you!  (& I use your calendar to track work hours)",1
is loving the fact that Jor can talk and tell me what she wants!! AMAZING,1
  awesome! All deserved I`m sure. Miss the Crabs games,1
 you guys are an awesome couple,1
Still soo tired..not ready to get up for the day...work again,0
is starting to love twitter!!! Facebook-detox diet is working great,1
Watching SNL  gahhhhh Will Forte is soooooo funty!!!,1
  really?! Ur getting rid of it! That`s sad,0
Had to take my bad **** dog to the pet hotel....so sad,0
Loving the cairns clan,1
chillen at gmas! Soooo humid outside!,0
Really tired this sunday morning  ****,0
 Hiyaa! How was Tour? Really disappointed that I couldn`t make it   Hope your all Dandy ;) xxxxxxxx,0
Madly in love with The Row..wishing i had money,1
Back in Athens! Had great time in Budapest,1
_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses!  I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!,1
Ever been to a restaurant with over 200 items on the menu?  Lunch decision shouldn`t be this hard,0
I just wanna be happy,1
ooooh.... I have a headache.  Got to go to work now,1
 haha me either but like ive always loved hilary  shes the girl id turn **** for  haha,1
I have been playing skate for two hours. Now i need to get out and actually skate. But it`s too late,0
" its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm",1
" he was soooo great!!! loved him! He was so good live, haha it poured on us though... makes it that much better!",1
_Milano Good Morning Alyssa!! Hope u have a great wonderful day today   im happy cuz today is my last day of classes!! Yay!!,1
Almost dere  really tired eyes r really dry,0
 Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !,1
In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm,1
"_Laurie sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family  peace",1
it`s nice to leave the office when the sun is still up,1
"_xo  wicked , what time you leaving? how come you cant stay the night",0
 http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys  you`re the best,1
Just loaned out a set of aerobars to team mate for tomorrow`s Texas Cup race at Alkek. Bummed I won`t be there.,0
Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien,1
wishes he had realized his wife hadn`t held onto the debit card before he took a long walk to get lunch and not after.  GRRR!,0
Is miserable  i feel like im gona cry  sux!,0
goodnight!!!,1
" Not living, just trying to earn the grocery money.  I do enjoy eating at least once a day!",1
 if you weren`t 'picky' (=precise) i might not find you as interesting to talk to,0
 but but it was funny when I wrote it,1
head hurt,0
 I may be telling myself that cos he never replies to me,0
"iigghhtt, just fur geet it. idc. idk. eh blah ugh. blah idk... hah..=] um yah.. immboredddd, ugh  ill just fuckitt",0
 I understand  Computers are fun again!,1
 Or your mobile doesn`t like me,0
Whoooooo! Spcn 2009!  ready to cheer for !,1
 My right ear`s been blocked up today  bit like when you`ve got water in it. Any idea`s 2 clear it? don`t like putting liquid in,0
" Nako! Umuulan pa naman!  Anyway, enjoy the bike rides!",1
"bummer, my phone gets disconnected. on the weekend of my birthday. darn </3",0
" You can get into Canada, but I can`t?  WTF!!!   (Seriously, I`m not allowed to cross the border!)",0
 Oh lovely - that is one thing Mum`s are great at!! Sounds yummy!  You are makin me hungry here! lol :-p,1
" Pleased to hear it, but still I am shamed sometimes to hear what some men do",0
Goodnight Beautiful world  sweet dreams. olive juice!,1
"Top 20 ways to go green! http://tinyurl.com/otjttu - this is pretty helpful, and kinda cool actually",1
its sprinkling outside  i hope it doesn`t rain during our game ..,1
i had the best day ever! i missed him. more tomorrow too,1
  gutted i miss that! the one night i try 2 leave early  lol! friends visitin were tired haha!,0
 I wish I was getting pancakes  booooooooo,1
"In cafe management, the end of the month is nothing but numbers. My arty little head hurts from finding discrepencies",0
 wish i coulda been there,1
Is now crying  Omg I am fed up with this pain !!!,0
yess! talking 2 a hott guy!  happy **** ****!,1
time for tv in bed.Then spending all day catching up on studying  i hate online summer classes,0
its so nice.. I LUV KELLY...she`s such an amazing singer  LUV HER,1
Mmmm holiday commercials really ARE nice,1
sitting in school  sucks to be me!,0
 thank you  You too! I hope this turns out to be a top week for you.,1
"just got a haircut, NOT happy!",0
"() OMG SHUT UP!!! (sorry. still venting at that person who`s annoying me. It`s none of you, I swear  )",0
quick catch up on missed Neighbours ... poor Libby,0
Poor little MBA is on fire again,0
"If any one is looking for  he is now at   (And if you don`t know him yet, follow him anyways, good guy)",1
.... So I always get left out,0
ughhhhhhhh i don`t feel good,0
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",0
good morning tweets,1
"I started X-Slimmer at eight this morning, it`s still going  I hate that it always want`s my friggin password.",0
"I can only message those who message me, if we`re fwends...so those that want replies..follow me.  hmm..that sounds funny..",1
 i make them good girls go bad,0
totally forgot she had soccer today. ugh  today was actually good too...,0
. welcome to Twitter!!!    Love you!!!  Can`t wait to see you next month,1
Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional,1
_Greta That is so not good.  Your box is worth way more than that!,0
_MileyCyrus it wont let me do it twitter keeps saying over twitter capacity or something that bird keeps coming up.,0
" well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach",1
 iloveyoumoreeee,1
Trying to look up Iowa State Fair Art entry information. Hope to get a piece in this year and maybe win something or get noticed.,1
 hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that,1
 ohh i would def give it 2 u but tht was kenyatta`s cam not mine  sry but i want tht pic 2,0
happy happy joy joy    is that good enough for you,1
"my sisters **** pc, just blued screened me",0
Lunch sucked ran out of time  didn`t get anything done,0
i have a feeling today is going to be amazing,1
 re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking  * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr,1
" nooo... as a font connoisseur i can totally relate dude, my heart goes out to you",0
_Whincop too complex and too much to consider on a day like today. Monday off. My brain is back tomorrow,0
Love johnny deep looks in public enemies (L) I`ll catch this film when show in HK,1
feeling like I`m gonna fall asleep any time now but I can`t.,0
Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?,1
aww i feel bad cause i dunno if nicole is in the city looking for me. she`s probably worried  srry hun,0
  Great! I`m glad you enjoy them  I hope you have a GREAT day,1
 Younger then mine. So no problems here.,1
Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick  http://myloc.me/20DD,0
" aw thank you sam phil, i love you",1
So sad I`m going to miss seeing Pennywise again this year,0
"I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.",1
oh no somebody hacked into my email  i`m scared now. what the ****!!,0
from seeing all my koreans buisnesses failing.,0
"Wish you were here, babe",1
I love Google`s Mothers day theme  http://tr.im/jtl8,1
My dad`s drunk off his ****. Today was successful.,1
was laughed at today for being too hopeful with the things...,0
 what happened? who`s the jerk!?,0
its my burfday and i`m all alone,0
"_Gorham aww, what a shame  ........you can still #followfriday them though, no? >.>",0
 our love goes out to you Kanoa  sorry for your loss dear,1
 NOOOOO I hate traffic,0
is in the costume shop cleaning and STARVING. Bring me food???,0
 Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!,1
Everyone is so sad about the no touching rule.  You still get to see them! More than most of us get!,0
 Defeated by a Polo,0
"gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad",0
 Taking the souls of your friends and family and watching them die is a nightmare. Trust me,0
"I`ve been losing myself into too many Taiwanese dramas.... ????, ??????, ????... this is not good. XD But Wu Chun! Eeeeeee.",0
10 minutes to boarding; 14 hours to home. no window seat,0
 I won`t leave you alone until you accept my appology,1
 my kid is sick too tho..i can`t do it by myself.  i can`t go there by myself like a crazy stalker,0
" i dont even have a WII! b likes xbox, so that`s what we have  do you use it?",1
 You geek!,0
is a failure,0
i have a whole day planned for my mom today that i know she will love!,1
 it`s a dreary monday morning and I slept like ****...give me a break...,0
 AWWWW  we`re gonna miss you!,0
is bored hehehe  i hate IPT,0
_Cullen10 I wish you were here with me right now,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...,1
" my lil sister Charese, her best friend passed today",1
 happy mother`s day! you are beautiful.,1
 or elope  I can`t wait to see the pictures of you in the dress. It will be breath taking,1
"Happy Mother`s Day to all mothers out there!  I am not one myself, but I have been called something along those lines",1
Heading to XS with Nadia!! Yeee!,1
beautiful day... and im working  leaving now so i can get some sun though,1
I`m so freaking afraid that once again I`ve managed to stick my foot in my mouth and scare yet another person off . . .,0
Happy Mother`s Day!,1
 I would but its like 1800 or 1000+ miles  gas prices are crazy im doing alpine next summer most def,0
"im really bored, anthony is doing senior board ****. and im hungry and cold.",0
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",1
 it`s the non-www fail  http://www.mymunchies.net/ that works,0
 ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting,1
trying to finish moving stuff for tonight don`t feel good!!!!!,0
" Hahah, thanks for the Tradewinds Odyssey bump.",1
Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com  �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.,1
" Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.",1
happy mommy day!!,1
Is on break...I`m so tired,0
is so hungover. what a crazy night. i`m also in the bad books with mother!!,0
_om 'If I should paint my fingernails green- oh and it just so happens I do paint them green...'  Marvelous,1
time to be nerd,0
"The time in Germany went by too fast, only 2 days left   Hopefully I will move here soon.",1
"  AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David",1
I dnt get to go play lasertag w/ my besties!     *old me`s dead and gone*,0
I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat.,0
 cute   Time for a twitpic ;),1
Love 'good girls go bad',1
_k_renee On a Saturday? Not so cool friend. Same job  Different position! Let me know when your in town again!!! Miss U,0
i miss 'mr.',0
I think I might like Twiterfon better than Tweetie now. Recent upgrades from Twiterfon have been great! None from Tweetie,1
Sunburn is not as fun as I remember,0
nice hair and nowhere to go,1
"Oh noes, Not Your Average Joes in Lexington is closing!  Sad",0
I lost a follower  oh well probably one of those mute ones anyway.,0
Watching Everything Is Illuminated  and dreaaaming<3,1
" nothing, they make it up, last time i checked a jar of curry sauce there was no pepper inside, i was disappointed",0
5 things this Twitterer could do without  http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC  / I like this guy.,1
  they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.,0
 You know we dont believe half of what they say,0
Worried about the reply after sending THE SMS to 78277.,0
 I don`t mind him not paying rent. I`m just over the moon at the idea of him moving out at least 12 years early,1
My car is broken.,0
I`m at work....bored out of my mind.,0
"Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha.",0
" Problem is, Flash isnt GPU accelerated.  The Atom 330 can`t play Youtube HD or Hulu HD fullscreen   Big deal with Plex...",0
wants to go home and see Erin,1
_Girl well something thaz quick please,1
 had to many weirdos on the other one,0
 Made so many new friends on Twitter around USA. Another bike across USA trip would be amazing to see people!,1
Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home.  #fb,1
  a good girl nevah tells hahahahaha! hope you had a good weekend,1
 I would love to see the sun again.  It has been raining here for 3 days now.,1
Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you,1
 I`m sorry to hear that! that makes me sad,0
 ooohhh. I understand. I never get sick of her so im on your moms side  I guess your dad just likes what he likes....lol,1
waaah.. I can`t open my eyes wider! i wanna go back to sleep but i can`t sleep properly..,0
A gift to myself. PUBLISHED! Episode 68 Align and Re-Align with Sensitivity Level 1-2 75 min #yoga class  http://bit.ly/8QAgh,1
a bird flew into window at my parents house and snapped his poor neck. gotta bury him,0
"Yup, I`m pretty sure summer could not have started off any better than the one this year",1
Sad that when fitness center reopens will not have our Zumba class anymore.  Just found out today on our last class before closure.,0
my love makes me sooo happy,1
" still no class loaders, or even custom assembly loaders",0
  Aww bless hope the phones okayy  x x,1
   Hey everyone! I just mixed the first single....!  'Why R U' ...I`m sooo excited!,1
 how`s the fam? Well I hope.,1
 oh dear  not fun,0
_marie Justin Timberlake is sooo funny!!,1
" loll , of course me tooo  & i love their new song toooo ?",1
" yea it looks good, the flower i mean.",1
exhausted and sick... my face is greenish,0
this sucks schools over and there is nothing to do,0
"God, i lOVE quizzes. when i get my phone im gonna be on it 24/7 doing facebook quizzes.",1
is sick in the doctors waiting room,0
"had a good day driving up mountains, visiting katie, eating chips & fudge and stocking up on lovely smelling soaps",1
i am not happy at all,0
    GRR! my stupid meebo is disconnecting me every 5 seconds,0
sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too.  made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!,0
can`t make it to graduation...,0
 You are very much welcome,1
 I`ve been a fan of yours for years and you have been such an inspiration to me. You`re truly my idol  Best wishes to you,1
  you don`t love me anymore!,0
 shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work,0
 love Dawn of the Replicants! love music monday!,1
http://twitpic.com/4ws3m - I love family guy  2 hours of work to go..,1
I caaaaan`t sleep.....it`s 3.30am! wahhhh... i wanna cry,0
whopee TGIF   that was more fun when i had a job,1
" I tried to translate your tweet using google translation service, but it just spat it out back out at me",0
   Hey Honey  Bunny here  big bunny hugs,1
definitely ready for a plate of pancakes.,1
"is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special",1
 whoa... if the alcohol won`t get you buzzed... the price will,0
I heard an icecream truck and took of like a shot but I couldn`t catch it.,0
"Its friday and i`m sick, story of my life...",0
"Oh my Lord, I have no idea if any of this **** I spout is getting to anyone",0
watching missy elliot video collection so sad I was told that I looked like her all through high school,0
" Hi, I hope Ray is o.k. Please give him our love and hope he returns soon. Hope its not too bad",1
 Morning babe!  I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx,1
 Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm...  ****,1
_ho Yay you can eat proper food now!,1
 I just texted you but I hope you know you are my favorite,1
"#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day",0
  Happy Mother`s Day to ya tomorrow,1
wow.. tomorrow and then it`s over. i`ll never see some of those people again. it`s kind of sad.,0
 would like to swap...i`m sitting with 3 grumpies,1
"i actually really liked Merlin last night. some parts were a bit eh, but the part where that chick was singing was like whoa.",1
just woke up. Happy Mommy`s Day to everyone`s mom and grandma!,1
"City Dippin iz u fun, so much eye candy out here...I remember y I miss  LOL",1
i have the bigggest headache,0
: just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!,1
"A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!",0
 OMG I just spit my drink out! RIP hair straightener!!,0
"whole foods, barton springs, yogurt spot & the oasis = perfect day in austin.",1
 Good luck 2 u and the babies,1
is starving & has a chem quiz due at noon,0
 Hi Serena just want to say good luck in Madrid and Paris this month,1
 nope- dnt have wireless ne more  HATERS!!!! Ugh... Save me a copy so I can watch it...,0
doing Accounting homework  Just nicely got a 50p for the project <3,1
 goodmorning/night to you too! sleep well,1
i have such a sore head,0
" although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring",1
Today feels like friday. Too bad its not,0
" Si, no bueno  I guess I just don`t entertain him :/",0
wants to wish all the moms out there (and moms-to-be) a very happy Mother`s Day!,1
...  Headed to Hospitol : Had to pull out of the Golf Tourny in 3rd place!!!!!!!!!!! I Think I Re-Ripped something !!! Yeah THAT !!,0
" I`m sure it was amazing  Wish I could have been there :] You`re an incredible, phenomenal, amazingly talented singer",1
 I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago...  For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe,1
All of a sudden I`m craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... my mouth is watering envisioning a bread bowl in my head...,0
 http://twitpic.com/4jg09 - haha she looks a little like u charlie lol,1
"i miss everyone... i need faces  , not witty situational updates, but these will do...",1
 the second i hit reply to that tweet i was asked to stop playing music.  i am now sad. someone sing to me. on or off key works!,0
" Sounds awesome, wish I could go but no way I could afford it   Have fun!",1
"I`m bored... Don`t want to stay home tonight, but don`t want to spend money  blah",0
is going to watch the two davids. yey,1
"Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good.  Hope everyone`s well?",1
My sleeping beauties  I love my grads!! http://twitpic.com/4we5w,1
 - don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.,0
I feel like dressing up for the heck of it.& putting make up on. Haha,1
Creating your business in The US from France looks quiet easy,1
 Awww!!,1
" I want to get all dressed up and go out to, but I to have no one to go with, I`m with you mentor",0
 are you guys dead again?  I can`t load it up,0
 I sure she can,1
 I don`t want to  !!!! I am going to cry all the way home!!!,0
_eyes I wish I knew!  The curse of Tumblr.,1
It`s 10.30pm on a Friday night and I`m going to bed. How pathetic.,0
 my youtube channel? Demilynnmusic haha cause I love 2 sing & stuff so yea,1
NO! Our TV`s busted  The screen turned white for about a nanosecond while it made a quick 'popping' sound.,0
 **** i shouldnt have left!,0
 hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this,1
 _online That`s the sad thing about it.,0
wishes Happy mother`s day to all mothers!!!,1
"AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby?  HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s",1
 anything  bookmark - keychain - surprise me,1
 He`s a good lad is wore Phil...  known each other for 22 years now... seems like 5 minutes!!  haha   You ok Hayley?,1
Watching Scrubs season 2. Oh I`m gonna miss that show,0
imm tired of callin  && hearin other convos  i wanaa call himm!!,0
" No, trying to reason with it. It didn`t listen",0
 I am like the most saddest person on jtv right now because you are not on,0
 Aaaaw no!  Are the windows open and that?,0
 OMG you aren`t online. Shock horror.,0
Roxy was right. This palmade stuffs pretty cool,1
" It depends on your goals & how much you want to spend  Cannondale, Specialized and Cervelo are all good brands.",1
Why did i drive and how did i make it? Ahh margaritas are the BEST!!,1
  maybe a good night`s sleep for everyone?,1
"was doing a hard copy doc review,while writing comments realized `ve forgotten writing i.e. on paper,can hardly recognize or read it back",0
 amazing tonight glad I could share it with you baby. You are my sunshine,1
screw the fact you can`t post LONG updates on twitter,0
trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum,1
 another david hughes on your list? I`m hurt   ftw!,0
my 21month daughter`s seperation anxiety is intense. it`s killing me. i cant leave her sight without her breaking into an anxiety attack,0
" Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much",1
URL in previous post (to timer job) should be http://bit.ly/a4Fdb. I`d removed space which messed up URL.  ^ES,0
() My chick wont shut up  Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.,0
cant sleep  so tired! goodnight... maybe :/,0
 Aww that`s still awesome. You had fun though I can assume.,1
 awww  I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD,1
Having asthma issues today.   BAH!,0
my teeshirt is faaar too small for me but i like it too much to stop wearing it,1
  hope u feel better sweetie,1
Chillin at a bbq gettin my drink on,1
 SHUT YOUR FACE! Why are you so mean to me? Pedro is supposed to be the mean one,0
 nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running,0
LA unified summer schools drastically cut due to CA budget  cuts. Very sad,0
 Woo Hoo.!  I made it to one of your Favorites!  See.... Monday`s Rock!!,1
 i won`t make u cry,1
 i wish there was an 'i like' option (like fb) for things like this,1
Happy Star Wars Day!,1
_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !,1
 you can do it,1
Join the biggest and bestest group on facebook  http://bit.ly/cDrbt,1
 are u planning on doing cardio for 1.5 hrs? If so that`s very reasonable  whatcha do last night?,1
" - they have their headaches the morning after, instead!",0
 I brought a buffalo 320gb for 3800...it has the fastest transfer rate for a usb hdd...I benchmarked it at 34mb/s on my comp!!!,1
"****, nearly forgot my PIN  I shouldn`t try to learn anything new in the future lest it push out more vital information.",0
" awww  no problem , sorry for tha loss",1
Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.,1
"the muscle in my back is cramping up, hurts so bad! owww",0
Awaiting to watch lfctv @ 10am  liverpool vs newcastle game from yesterday!,1
" oh, joy. We have the Elmo potty video too.",1
" Lmao dimples naww thats cute , ok ill try to remember first of winter is dimple day",1
OMG - Madness Just Came On The Radio,0
 LOL. You know me. I aim to please.,1
Hate be late,0
"Going to bed. Today was another good, if uneventful day.",1
" You know I am so ashamed. I did not watch a single episode of the new GH season.  I kept falling asleep, so I gave up.",0
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",0
I don`t do very good at funerals. Crying is way 2 contagious for me,0
 don`t care about my struggles..,0
" http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Ohhh, how lovely! I`m glad that you had a great time there.",1
 If you mention this twitter group to your followers I would be very grateful,1
"really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy",0
Month end... still stuck in my office waiting for the stragglers to get there s#!t together.,0
Visiting family in hospital = not fun,0
i got peanut butter in my beard  it felt weird after... and axe body wash burnt my eyes... but now they`re okay.,0
"nothing better than to have your Grandaughter smile and nothing feels better than that big hug!! Grandkids, what a hoot!",1
Bon Voyage birthday Brother @ Mccarran! cyah again vegas in july. havent slept yet & class @ 1  .. such a fun weekend,1
The sun is shining  Have a great day,1
"@ all mothers, Happy Mother`s Day, at all non-mothers, Happy Sunday, the 10th of May.",1
good mornin�everybody  happy mothers-day to every mom,1
"Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!",1
"As of today, _a_Bo0 and I have been going out for two years. Best two years ever",1
" Sus Ate, I was so upset, I wasn`t informed AT ALL. Turns out, they told Sarms and they expected her to tell me. Huff.",0
Star trek was good times.,1
 aww  im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too  ****,1
 hehehe hello!!! how are you? good to see you on twitter!!,1
 happy birthday!,1
Excited for today! But still so much to do,1
" why do u feel ****? Nerves? I tripped over that plastic telescope at 6:40 am yesty, I fell into the wall my head still hurts",0
 ugh I`m not doin too good,0
Ugh I don`t feel well again all of a sudden,0
_ nooo  no roo crying. but omg i wanted to slap her. she was singing fine then from out of nowhere- BOOHOOOOOOOOOOO,0
Braxton was up at 2:30 untill 4am and now he won`t sleep more than 15 minutes at a time! It`s hard to be a mom on days like this!,0
going for lunch soon  with my fave cuzs,1
"Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun  it`s been NINE months!",1
" as nerdy as I am, I just found out it was Star Wars day today!  I love you D",1
"Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!!  I would Never break the law!! No, never.",1
 Yes yes she is indeed nuts! ... Like me... though i am not rich  Tut x,0
 dad`s been having fever since last nite and needs 2 bottles of blood trasfusion..loaded 1 today..1 to go tomorrow.,0
"Done... with the #run : 14.5km / 1h33mn / 153bpm . Feeling great, no fatigue... and no speed",1
 I`m putting in Societe Generale in China. Very interesting stuff but has me away too much ... gotta fix that!,1
"My Street Fighter IV skills are lacking, can`t beat Seth on easy.",0
 gosh! i hate it. my school will start in monday too.  and my classes will start 6.00 and end at 12.00 i`ll never had a chance,0
 hahah  i loveeee him though.,1
How to get a $40 trumpet book - get caught in the rain with an $80 trumpet book ... oh dear  NY,0
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU. Happy Star Wars Day,1
Choir banquet was more than I could`ve ever dreamed.   I`m so happy! Now after party at Lauren`s!!!,1
" aw, gutted",0
Mortified. could lose my job,0
" that truely is sad news to hear  we are all created equal, so sad to know our neighbors are such prejudice people",0
Happy Baby Mommas Day!!  to all the>> MOMMAS<< on Twitterville,1
going to eat rice and fried chicken from sederhana  the padang restaurant! yummy!,1
"i love all da sexy ladiez ya beautiful unique and sexy, and smart. dont let a **** call u a **** cuz ladies ya worth then dat i mean it",1
 No  sadly its not  bit disappointed will try again later see if i change my mind,0
 just make sure you have it well done,1
projects suck,0
Missing the shotgun match because I was guilted into going to the store with the wife.,0
My throat hurts and I can`t sleep.,0
pythonkings.nl    equals ---->       almost better than the sims....,1
"Just to drive  crazy, I miss the big blue selected tweet highlight. I can`t tell which tweet is selected anymore",0
" Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace...    Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain",1
 happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!,1
"I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!",1
"Needless to say, I didn`t stay to find cache#90.",0
_dk No problem,1
 Hmm. Did you mean to start 'following' me? Oh and g`morning by the way!,1
"While  on vacation,  having golden times spamming Google by 5.350 redirects. http://bit.ly/18kwzh",1
really annoyed that work appear to have blocked facebook now...,0
is cold and wished to go back to bed,1
" is that like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?  Best of luck Juan Pelota.",1
Hates that my a.c doesn`t work! Its so hot,0
Happy Mother`s day; God bless you & all mother`s worldwide; mother nature...  technology emotion in motion...,1
Sweat is just not cute.  Unfortunately I haven`t figured out how to work out without sweating. BOO.,0
Working on some Product Buzz (product reviews) for the blog... have a pain in the back of my neck,0
Reds win! Great end to a great day,1
 good good!!,1
My preorder of the Razer Sphex shipped today. I`ll be paying to review it because Razer is ignoring my emails,0
Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem.  Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read,1
apparently even Novell Moonlight doesn`t work on my Jaunty,0
"Far too sick to sing.  I`ve got a post nasal drip and a sore throat, just sent my sorry I won`t be there email",0
 Thanks lady!!,1
unfortunately people at work let me down so I am now having a bad morning! it`s official... but revenge is a dish best served cold,0
Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts,0
 Whooo Baby! Good luck,1
heyyy where`d my tweet go?  *shouts to  bc her lists are always amazing!,1
Nooo...i forgot my calculator for physics   oh well class is allmost over :3,0
 as a proper journo I would have to agree with you 100%!,1
Just downloaded twitterberry. My life is now even MORE convenient.,1
http://bit.ly/TGVR7  via  thank you tiff,1
 gasp!!! I love it!!! Thank you so much for sharing Tim!!,1
back from melly`s party... i had fun...  i`m sleepy now...,1
I love it when it rains on me when im golfing,1
says my new layout is so cute x) see the cuties ? hahahah  http://plurk.com/p/suqp6,1
It`s just a click without subscription needed  Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list),1
 that`s really ultra sweet,1
but i did have a really nice smoothy at baulko shops,1
home alone and no one left me any gummy bears,0
i think they play michael buble in Heaven. He`s that great.,1
"brother`s back!! && i found this really small dead bird on my deck  so sad, i basically cried.",0
Twitter has spoiled all the fun. Frustratingly slow!!  couldnt even bid properly!,0
 SIGH  How are you?,0
Just spent the evening at a gala for her high school drama company`s 20th anniversary. Lots of memories,1
 Thanks for the concern. And checking up on me! Much appreciated,1
" 'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!",1
was late,0
Will miss nostalgia ... everyone please kick tushar,0
Aaaah did you see Prez Obama holding hands with his wifey? Soooo romantic even in White House.....,1
"Now that I have a salary, I can actually spend money. Hooray! Time to go shopping and have dinner at Ahora to say goodbye to .",1
 lol yep  tell rhonda i said happy mother`s day!,1
"still fighting off this cold, ugh",1
ive got a headache now,0
" Bubble tea is awesome, it`s been so long since I`ve had some",1
Just got confirmed that it�s pizza-time with some ex co-workers on friday...looking forward to it,1
Omg. Its 1:47 am and Kim Possible is on Disney Channel right now. I am glued to the screen,1
My mouth hurts from this stupid retainer!!,0
 orralle.. have fun,1
"  Yes, you should go see Star Trek!  It`s sooooo much fun!",1
"Okay, whats up with twitter,, :/ my laptop is completely broke, and now my computer is acting up   so I dont reckon I will be on for t ...",0
Best show of my life. Guess I`m going to sc this week,1
going to program now  haven`t programmed for a long time now,0
If someone in the family died you would of heard about it. Duhhhhhh. . .,0
"Hmm, $25 to see the Decemberists, but I have to go to Raleigh on a work night... or $95 for cheap seats to the Bolshoi? Probably neither",0
It`s gonna suck being the only sober one tonight,0
#DepecheMode concert next week cancelled  Alternative date not known yet. Dave Gahan had a tumor.,0
is having headache and colds...,0
is missing Tampa,0
 and I`m not getting another one ... There`s only 1 alfie,0
"33 minutes left before my flannel hobbit shoes get wet  RAIN, PLS GO AWAY!",0
I have too much homework to do today,0
woke up from bad dream.  grrrr,0
Bad week for connectivity...Arlington Panera wifi sucks. Maybe head to Legal Seafoods at airport. Dang...missing Metaverse U stream.,0
 Always welcome sweetie! *HUGS*,1
Only just past 8am and already been spoiled rotton,0
 'Perfect Practice makes Perfect',1
 I am soo excited about your pasadena seminar...if only i can find the confermation email,1
 i think you should come tomarrow....because i was really really really looking foreword to seeing you.......please come?,1
3 tweeets {:    FGS tweekdeckkk hates me  -cryyyy,0
 aww that`s awesome! he`s a good guy,1
What a bad day,0
ugly girls always insist on making ugly faces!  ugh!,0
eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown.  happy birthday!,1
 aww im sorry im home now hope your ok  i love ya wifey <3 ****,0
_d he`s a lucky baby. He has a wonderful family  do u know when u could take him at home?,1
 Are you sure you want to know?  It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!,1
" i`ve heard that ST isn`t true imax- shot at 1828x1556 and blown up to 4096, still- nice big screen!",1
The toaster oven was my fault. Now I`m going to look like an idiot in front of my father.,0
" hey perez! good luck! well, i`m still planning for a big present to be given for my mom! i love you mom!",1
 and guess what ! ive got 20 % ! wow its impossible,0
Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple.  Hurray!,1
So hyped about E3. I wish I could go...,1
 Brent Cross? wow! I live very close from there!,1
"oficially mother`s day! Hug & kissa Ur mom today more than U do everyday  cooking 4 her is a good idea, i`m making enchiladas suizas =]",1
_Nutbar Good morning  how are you? #TwitterTakeover,1
i can`t wait. 2 more days till happiness.,1
 I really ought to pay more attention to my phone tweets... Sure! The more moives the better.,1
i think the food i ate made me sick.. i no feel so good,0
 have fun without me pasty  <33,1
 like cheesecake brownies!!! i miss my cheesecake brownies... and the walmart closest to l.a. (to me) doesn`t have em,0
 Erm yeah watch as it sways and collapses into the river below lol.  Next time you are here we shall have to drag you there,0
 I fee your pain its lady Ga Ga and It will drive you insane oh dear God her songs are in my head,0
"Had a blast, babe. Thanks joe. <3  i love everyone! Tyler...happy birthday.",1
_Manford Awww thats such a lovely thing for u to say to me  are u doing any in manchester? x,1
"1am, quietly tidying up after dinner party. Whilst closing tupprwre lid, centre island in my kitchen collapses! Wakes baby. Mayhem ensues",0
 i (L u so much  See u at school todaay!,1
had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today  #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0,0
In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday,1
" :3, Youtube loves my HD videos  well maybe.",1
It`s not now... Nor has it ever been Weigly North!! Have avoid drive home!!,0
 hey! thanks for following  how is it going?,0
_l I blame you for 1/2 price Fridays replacing Free Book Fridays. They don`t want you doing #rrtheatre anymore.,0
Why can`t I make a phone call! I hate this anxiety ****. Someone cure me,0
" they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid  het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos",1
just ran some ACCELA unit tests for the first time in about 2 years... and they failed,0
fo shizzle. . . i`m bored and wanna go do something.  wish i went to pisay today. oh wellz. wonder who were there.,0
thanks everyone for praying for President Aquino.  http://plurk.com/p/rreml,1
10.11PM~ todays a drag for me. so bored. im about to get into the romance book so i prob wont be on til the morn  night twitter babes ;),0
@ work....boyz make me sick..,0
 dude i tried!! it wouldn`t load!,0
hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad,1
 I love these clutches! I`m lusting after one in bright yellow,1
 Yayyy,1
feelin nice after this bottle of bacardi,1
My modem has been offline for a week now... God bless the 3g network. Tim just left... Again!! May schedule has been brutal,0
The mission to Wales to find the worlds greatest welsh cake with  was a success - as none are better than my nan`s,1
" i did, haha. i`ll run is more suitable, at the moment.",1
Today is a blessed day,1
OMG... I just learned that the little girl who played Ducky in the very first Land Before Time movie was murdered at the age of 10. WTF?,0
 Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in  ****,1
THIS twitter is driving me nuts...WONT LET ME DOWNLOAD A PROFILE PIC!! ...guess i`ll keep trying!!,0
 i wish i was there too,1
 what did you think of the finale?  I thought it was kind of a cheap way out,0
 thank you for the re-tweet,1
you know what it is to see people you love most in his country and could not get closer?,1
 Know exactly what you mean  I`ve lost too many friends. I do feel for you all,0
"Oh, ew. That`s too bad - after not using this certain lip gloss for a long time I just tried to wear it - literally making my lips burn.",0
 I love Broughty Ferry,1
Are you going to hate being around my baby?,0
counting the minutes until I can go home,0
" sooo, u just gon cheat on me and tell everybody on twitter? I don`t know if I can trust you anymore.     j/k",0
"thankies  no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****",1
" Im doing ok.  I have a 15 year old going on 35 that is driving me crazy, but that comes with the territory, I guess.",0
"i burned my tongue!  @ workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,",0
 didn`t have my camera with me  totally regretting it now!,0
Speedbumps suck when u gotta piss!!,0
now feels like a dork for using the wrong Ping group,0
Liking the Windows 7 Release Candidate so far... (also liking my new video card and terabyte harddisk  ),1
Good day all. Let`s see what we can get accomplished today together.,1
off to pearlyn`s place - gran`s bday + mothers` day dinner tonight!  mom went for adults` svc today!!!  (L) happy mothers` day moms!,1
annoyed and overwhelmed,0
wants to welcome : back to Plurk again!  http://plurk.com/p/rp5po,1
I had so much fun tonight!! But i am soo excited to get home and go to sleep,1
"Yeah, my brain does rock!  I am happy to share my knowledge with you Carrie",1
 I accidentaly slammed my finger in the trunk,0
I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo,1
My coffee got cold blah!,0
" I can`t seem to find it, can you send it to me again please  oh and tag it too lol",0
" pictures of your bliss?  In JPEG format?  Sorry, it`s message board terminology and u don`t play w/us on the boards",0
 yep  which sucks because i thought somewhere it said it was..,0
 thanks will try to behave,1
had a great time talkin with Mike tonight for three hrs.,1
"Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!",1
"Going out to Miranda shopping centre to spend time with the family, before going away for 2 weeks to Malaysia. Gonna miss them!",0
Going to buffalo wild wings to meet up with my best friends I haven`t seen in forever! Too bad I can`t eat the food,0
"Well Done , Visteon Belfast, 2 years salary paid. Just shows what happens when you stand up for yourself",1
"Days with cellstorms, I like it!",1
 oh how i wish there were chick a filas by me  i`m definently jealous.,0
" blue skies? where, it`s still grey and hazy out of my window",0
30 year old Barbie dolls still can rock it...that girl was H-O-T!  and Ken ain`t so bad either!  now those are memories!,0
Oh darn. Lost another follower.,0
_d awww glad to know Little Sweet D and Leigh are doing good...thanks for the updates Howie,1
I just love it when  hot policemen come into my work,1
Is sad that her brother is having a bad day,0
So cold in here!  getting the chill,0
goooooood morning!,1
 i miss you too,0
 http://twitpic.com/336u5 - i love her too !!! she shouldve won,1
 I was wondering....   Have a GREAT weekend!,1
 better safe than sorry!  Glad everything is okay.,1
I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits,0
i need some serious cheering up,0
Star Trek was actually really good,1
 **** i wanna see the rest!! i only saw like 30 minutes,0
CRYING CUZ PEOPLE WONT FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!,0
$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!,1
 I`m watching some of your videos in YouTube. You`re funny David.  Oh and TALENTED of course!,1
Dang! My voice wont came out! And my snots is covering all my tissues... DANGIT! I hate FLU!,0
 waaaaayyyyy too hot for that,0
Getting very frustrated by people who don`t know what they want... can`t wait to go home tonight...,0
 wish  was coming too  I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;),1
"Getting used to getting up in the cold, but my asthma is paying for it.",0
 YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!,1
" thank you, your dedication as a lamb is unparalleled also, all true lambs dedication is unparalleled",1
"trying to straighten my hair, but it`s too effing hot in here. also, i need food",0
_123 i cant sleep,0
im really tired.. not much time to sleep,0
..but did i mention spending time with two bffs .. Totally worth it,1
" I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.",1
So screwed for sat 2 us,0
Ugly betty was sooooooo sad!!!,0
 not all of them  You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!,0
 I could but won`t get here in time before my Vegas trip  So I`ll still look like a noob there~,0
Market whn goes lower also problem and when it goes like a wild bull also problem,0
@_catchfire Happy Birthday Chip`s sister,1
 u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food.  im crying.,0
 All the best with the Cup Final today. Have fun,1
Bit devastated that I lost my entire documents folder on my home computer.,0
i don`t know what to do... time is going by so fast.,0
Applying for part time jobs.  LMAO Hopefully someone needs some help. ~AP~,1
 No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it.   Thanks for the tip.,1
" love you tooooo  Duuude,i need to make myself a shirt that says something cool! what should it say?",1
"Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,",1
 i missed the game,0
****. Stephane doesn`t even feel sorry for me. Off to work then,0
 what did someone do? and good morning,1
"School is going to be absolutely horrible today. Peace out, `09",0
it`s gloomy outside,0
 I`m going to kill the person who should have went down to Manchester for me.  (only kidding; don`t want the police on my door),0
Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later  http://bit.ly/gJqSh,1
is relaxing after working on Mothers Day.  Oh well. A good day had.  Hope you are all well,1
Boredom isnt any fun..Wish I had somebody to hang out with tonite..,0
i think that studying has really started taking its toll..,0
GETTING A PUPPYYY!!!!  What should I name him? I think Romeo is cute.,1
VCenter is screwing up on me today.  More specifically the MSSQL server that it connects to.,0
When I check google analytics I can always get to google.com/**** before Safari`s auto-fill kicks in. Makes me laugh,1
": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX  Hope you have a good,safe flight",1
 ooo enjoy  and thanks for looking out for ours,1
" You are clearly very busy  Take care of yourself, and I am sure you will be fine; takes one to know one ;)",1
Just found a tink cover for a wii remote but the people i know dont have a wii  fail,0
"i`m going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off  night night tweeples ****",0
why the hell is youtube not working???  NO NO  NO NO   NO  NO NO NNO NO,0
around...takin it easy tonight b/c i`m still sick,0
Off to the gym by myself!  no fun!,0
"Reading my book in the sunshine, goona be a good day",1
bowling with cousins  awesome,1
were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now,0
These girls make me giggle  twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few,1
**** i`m gonna miss the grand prix.I`m going to have to try and sneak back to the room,0
" Hugs 4 kathy. Though my mom`s in heaven, I know she`s smiling at my accomplishments & all the people who keep me positive.",1
" 'arrest her' or, anything ending in -est that can be done to her.",0
"Fell down the stairs at dancing, sword fell on me and now my bum hurts",0
depressed; my best friends pissed @ me,0
Up earlier because of a stupid orthadontist appointment,0
Going to the Chiro to see what is wrong with my bum ankle.,0
happy mother`s day!!!     gr8 day,1
 that was pretty lame babe,0
Download movie  '81st Annual Academy Awards Pre-Show' http://tinyurl.com/cdue53 cool #movie,1
Goodnight all! No iPod still but found my old MP3 player...we`ll see how long it holds out for.  ****,1
" sorry Demi, just read post that you can attend BGT. Im sure your support for SB has helped tho  a world without paps PLZZ",0
awww the wee gril in britains got talent,1
" One of my good friends in the states has it covered now, but thank you again!",1
 Thanks bro but I`m awake already  How are you?,1
Chillin on here,1
"'Viewers of my LinkedIn profiel also viewed Barack Obama, Francisco van Jole and Erwin Blom.' I`m in good company.",1
going to bed. good night everyone! i love you all (or should i say good morning?)  sweet dreams,1
''have you the e-mail from Miley ???? I want to write with her but I cant,0
 i love that song,1
Getting a cleaning on tues then getting a tooth pulled on thurs. Then gotta schedule a bridge that might need a root canal--ugh.,0
" Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",1
Having a bad day/week,0
I`ve been to Best Buy & Target and still no Electrik Red album! I`m loosing hope..they`ve never even heard of the girls,0
 biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke,0
Good morning! I`m just woke up it`s Mother`s Day,1
 i miss youuu and i wish i was dodging semis with you,0
 Your sweetie is very lucky too!  #liberty,1
"Moving office tomorrow after 3 years at this one, its a sad day",0
 agree completely. it`s all about attitude & chutzpah,1
*moment of silence* for the Budget i`m bout to b on  I spend wayyy to much $$$.... OMG! I`m on a Budget?!?!,0
" actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe.  I miss it there.",0
 Yea...looks like it is...sorry abt nt gettin in touch..was hectic,0
'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor'  i wish :`( ****,1
I was awake until 12:45am then my mum turned the internet off so i couldnt watch the  live chat i was ccrying i was sad,0
Massive headache,0
" I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too  Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now  ****",1
 ...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing....     little lol,1
I wish I could go to the Love Music Hate Racism gig this weekend   I`m not in the right part of the world even,0
"I hate having to put my toddler in a disposable, but her rash needs ointment. I hate her having a rash even worse.",0
 discover a whole new beautiful you,1
Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...,0
feel so out of the loop. no twitter on my desktop and haven`t listened to  weekly or read engadget in ages,0
argggggg car crash tv its just sooooooooo horrible to see her like that  #bgt,0
I killed my dill plant again. Why does this happen with dill? It is doing great then suddenly it`s dead. http://tinyurl.com/mlh4f5,0
 this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting  http://twitpic.com/4j91r,1
 Haha!  I`m convinced you`d be great at it.,1
 awe thank you!!  good morning to you aswell!!,1
I got me a little too much sun today,0
"http://bit.ly/6Jo0v  HOW GENIUS!! He looks  good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men",1
 wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day,1
" hope you have a great weekend Em, say hi to the fam for me",1
is excited to see Samantha&Denise again  http://plurk.com/p/rr5id,1
 I heart you girls!! Let`s hang out soon!,1
i love mandy moore so much  and also angela,1
" sadly  isn`t me. It`s some1 w/ 1 follower 1 update & hasn`t used Twitter since May 1, `07  I wanted that name, too",0
Dane Cook is at the sports arena tonight. Wish I had tickets,1
 I`m glad you`re little Prissy is doing well. It`s obvious how much you love her w/the treatment she`s getting,1
"nice night, should be golfing",1
"Good Morning! Happy Monday, Everyone",1
House Hunting was a PAIN! House Shifting is a SUPER PAIN!! Packing never seems to end  I can`t even Imagine Unpacking :-P,0
" If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would`ve stuck my **** in the mashed potatoes!",0
is updating an old ipod...sad...i miss my orange nano,0
flashlight tag!  i love playing games in the dark.,1
"Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on",1
wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me,1
 Maddie starts working? WATCH OUT WORLD!,0
people in my house do not know how to close doors,0
"Chillin with my Family. We are getting tacos from Ochoa`s, they have the best food in all Washington county",1
 I am very jealous.  I was supposed to go see it in Seattle with a friend this summer but she had to bail out because of work,0
 probably.  sucks for you.,0
"got THE best mothers day present from Tys. It made me cry uncontrollably, and it wasn`t a present",1
 You are always amusing.,1
Loving the # dreambears on #britains got talent,1
 chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg,1
"@_Janet_ ouch, I hate it when favourite items of clothing get ruined.",0
I have not been this sick in years. OMG. This sucks so bad. Sickness ended up including a full restroom cleanup.,0
 you must love sydney more  dont leave us sydney kids  ****,1
 So far everybody look good !  1 more momma goat to kid this month!  Hope she has them this week!!,1
" good stuff, cant wait for the results",1
 LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman',1
I don`t think I am going to get to see any of the sun today  gutted I NEED COLOUR!,0
just finished playing mahjong. I lost $38 to Mag and Weisheng!,0
Lovin  the clean shaven Mr Flowers!  He looks so young!!!  Reminds me that I`m getting old,1
I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell,0
"  and Em, my baby, starts kindergarten.  What a crazy summer it`s going to be.",1
right im out of here peeps.. i hope  fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days  #fail,1
Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters  tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day,1
Ugh soooo much work to do today while trying to make the 6:10 train to the game... looking like a 4-5 hour Sunday at the office.,0
 - great site.  The photos on it are fantastic.  Will be very useful for my visit to Pembroke (inc Skomer) in June,1
I think I may cry. I just sold my 97 civic. Its no longer mine.,0
", love your background, I just might have to copy it",1
 thanks  ****,1
 all good! Take a rest,1
Enjoying 'Gears of War' on my PC ! This game is really gooooood,1
Love the 3 mile 3AM runs. They make me smile,1
Having a wonderful piece of cake for lunch - what else could I want???,1
I`ve had a sore throat since monday morning ...I`m just sick of it hurtin and I want some freakin sleep!,0
 u no there was no point pointing it out yesterday and ppl had 2 wait til midnight .... they were kinda pissed,0
on my way to work! working sucks big time,0
" is my son - he gets my vote today coz he has grown into a loving, caring `soul-full` man - who loves his mum",1
   See you later lovely ladies.  Be Good & I love you millions  ****,1
 what Brody how dare u,0
" I saw the play of it here, it was amazing",1
" We didn`t...but we did have to wait a good twenty minutes for one.  Good night, though!",1
_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome,1
 He says thank you,1
 agree with you about facehunter  embarrassing representation. compare to swedes who all look like they were born stylish.,1
my mum was really happy about her pretty small present^^ oh wow tomorrow we can test one of her presents: one of the pasta recepies,1
"_donut ah good deal, hope you find some new music",1
Tryin to upload a new pic but this **** says its too big,0
" We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off",1
at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh,1
 I couldn`t find any extendable ones.,0
Sunrise by Blvd East is awesome. Now to get some sleep. YAY!!,1
"_dog Lucky you! it`s drizzling again. Mommy says the puddles are big enough 4 me to swim in, so no dog park today..",1
I don`t feel good,0
_Perez That`s great! I hope I`ll study with my bff too and we`ll live together. well..we will see,1
I think I`m about to break my own heart. (as emo as that sounds)... meh.,0
goodnight,1
has had the flu pass unto me by andy...went shopping and got fresh chicken for chicken soup...but no d&d this sat ...is a sad panda,0
 I think you and Tamera should have your own show anyway...the CW or ABC fam is not appreciating you like they should.,0
being LAME and not in deland with his favorite people,0
at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today,0
Happy Star Wars day! May the 4th be with you!,1
 i wishhh!,1
I love my boy  he makes me so happy... and looks his sexiest in plain black boxers =p,1
im ill hate it. seeing the doc at 5 too 10.,0
 voting is over. since like four days ago i think  i told all my friends 2 vote for you a million times. you will win! love you,1
Goodmorning world!,1
" I like tweetie better, that is what I use all the time",1
get it right! I think I am obsessed with Hydes` voice @_@  I`ve chosen a guitar song to learn for the summer! Time to perfect picking!,1
"@_anh Hmm, tasty!  Going to have curry rice with peas probably. ;)",1
 glad you liked the gmail add-on too. We visual people like the asthetics to be right don`t we.,1
" I`m sowwy.   It sucks, I know, I`ve been there. Yay for half days though!",0
my tummy kinda hurts!,0
Head hurts bad,0
"is bored, cant go on habbo stupid ban",0
I feel lazy watching other people work on my roof!  Kat Woman OUT,0
Time to get educated  Hope you all are off for a great start on this Monday morning,1
"just got home after an hour at the track, I feel real good now =P running is nice  and abs work and push ups haha =P",1
I`m nauseous  I need a yogurt or something..,0
Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer  how r u feelin babe?,1
 do I discern a request for Hulu support? excellent idea!,1
" wow, honestly not surprising, every time they try to push that guy he gets injured",0
I would LOVE to ride the superman right now...,1
Travel blog up and running!  http://charlenedianetravels.blogspot.com Can`t wait to start filling it up with entries! ),1
got such sore feet,0
My back is soooooo hurting.,0
59 may be my new FAV number!!!,1
Life sucks if ur not having fun.,0
"thankyou short stack for bringing out a second sydney show,, now im going to both  im so thankful for you guys being so good 2 ur fans",1
"s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?",1
"Still feeling weird about my ex and her engagement.  My mom made things worse.  I don`t even want her, but it`s still odd",0
wtf my pic isn`t showing,0
i met one of the nerdiest servers at chili`s today lol... he was awesome and i was his favorite,1
#HappyMothersDay to all the moms out there,1
 OMG.  I`m so sorry! Anything I can do to help?,0
I wonder how effective these street preachers are....   http://twitpic.com/67qhz,1
Ahhhhhhhhh man blew up my amp!!!!! no more shredding,0
_buckley Good morning from sunny London...sounds like an oxymoron but happens to be true of today  Hurrah!,1
 please do  I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?,0
 i changed my mind dammit!! a Tsar can change his mind at any time without no prior notice,0
 Thank you so much for the Retweet  x,1
"dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off  taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz",1
i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia  i think they said they`re thinking about it though!!,1
i found a ride...YES!!! liquor here i come,1
Okay...So I have an AIM account now...Send me ur S/N`s on there so I can add u...Thx!,1
oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price,1
 awwww jim jam  we`re good at dodging meatballs WOO,1
 They better not be out when I get there.  I NEED MY FIX!,0
 Defo can`t wait we will have a nice afternoon and some music,1
almost got in a giant car accident on the 101,0
I feel so deflated. No more doggy.,0
 Munderday. I like that.,1
" I`ve wondered about rake to.  The client has made it clear .NET only, don`t force devs to learn a new lang  #agile #ccnet",0
@_mamalaura night! So cute that K loves frogs  http://myloc.me/FI0,1
"Happy Mothers Day to all that are, all that are trying, and all that haven`t nailed their teenagers to a tree",1
is  happy  cause  my  voice  is  back  <3,1
"morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style!  good timezzz.",1
listening to Lily Allen`s last album - it`s quite good,1
Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh.  He is missed - and he was great for espresso.,1
 thank you very much!!!,1
" Maybe if we pass a lay making the #swineflu illegal, law abiding citizens won`t get it",0
" thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far",1
God the weather in London is ammmmazing! Yet I`m on a train half the day,1
"Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow  I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good",1
 sorry love had no left overs  but come through sat @ mi casa for ton`s birthday! we`ll have tons of food,0
watching chicago.  honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys,0
_Doll Yes! I live in Milwaukee and would love to attend a closing talk,1
Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night,1
"Finally, I got my teaching load confusion cleared. I will teach 3 third year sections but with a catch.",1
" wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go    Are u going away?",1
 Ooh really?!! Well you know you`re always welcome!!,1
"Now comes the fun part  Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.",1
"Browsing digital art tutorials (like those found at Henning`s site: http://bit.ly/WJg5A ), refreshing my knowledge... and then my skills?",1
 my fav CD,1
"In work early, frustrating myself with my own work before I get frustrated with other work. Not much time for design today",0
" Aha both same length, touche",1
 What!?!?! I can`t believe I had to find out this way...don`t you ppl contact family first??!!? I`m so sad!  Who was it?!?1,0
 well i just got home and its not on till tmw at 530p but with comcast its on right now  but i didnt miss it,1
Dancing was alright todayy still doing Jai Ho!!,1
Radio Royals AM Transmitter has packed up today... not good   Anyone got a spare in your shed... lol,0
 I had a very good day - lots of stretching and sleeping in the sun,1
I`m soooo bored. just **** got a new phone and called my man but hes busy and one else bored???,0
Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!,0
"Well, my aunts dog died. I understand how devastated she is. I`ll probably head over there soon for support",0
 what`s goin on hun?  I`m worried about you,0
 and  thanks  hoping its just allergies and not a nasty flu!,1
"my two new favorite prayers:  'help me, help me, help me.'  and 'thank you, thank you, thank you.'",1
 p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show  missed the last 2 episodes tho ?,1
don`t feel good,0
 There`s loads of highly qualified stuff  and loads STILL using snail mail.,0
_Attack thanks dude!,1
hope your weekend was fabulous  do anything interesting?,1
" Yeah, it`s work. It`s been busy all day and I`m tired and hungry.",0
"... need retail therapy, bad. AHHH.....gimme money geebus",0
"Want to get my hands dirty with FubuMVC. http://bit.ly/J00ha, but the documentation is not yet complete",0
 did you finish twilight? i did! and i wish it wasnt over,1
Good morning Twitter!,1
"  Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.",1
Happy Star Wars Day  - May the Fourth be with you,1
has a tummy ache.,0
I love crowded cars  and Ayanna!,1
"whaaay, first day on my own tomorrow. this should go well",1
Last day at DMA over!     a million sad faces.,0
Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough!  hope everyone has a great day!,1
 so glad i`m not at uni anymore,1
"I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow",0
Someone stole my new laptop at the airport. haven`t even used it. Guess the US economy is breeding a new set of 'opportinists',0
" Oh, that would be riveting TV!   Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.",1
 hope the studyin went well,1
enjoying lazying around eating roses chocolates  x,1
 Happy Mothersday,1
" You are welcome, xuxu",1
 awesome. lemme see when you`re done.,1
Doing uni work all weekend. Fun times,1
Friday night has gone too quickly   My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton,1
"  Blushing, blushing & once again blushing!",1
 love watching your yt videos and am really looking forward to seeing the collection vid,1
 Im so very sad that i am at work today and cant win tickets,0
http://twitpic.com/664b7 - miss my bestfriend :`( now she left school,0
 Good to see you haven`t lost your sense of humour.  Get well soon,1
Working up to my vacation to Thailand. Getting more excited every day,1
big sis moved out 2day  its gna b weird without her! X,0
http://twitpic.com/4wua7 - I can`t wait to see them!,1
 won`t anyone give poor ernie reyes jr a break?,0
 you got it all done?? even the labs? thats all i have left to do. and i cant figure it out. FML,0
 I`m dead bored. but also dead poor! Student life is a piss take!,0
To Lisa: Yes I know who ur talking about and yes he is an ****. Dont let him get to ya...you have a great thing going with this chris,0
 i got a messgae but it didnt work cause i have a text saver not like money credit  im sad now. wat do i do?? xoxo,0
 Oh gosh I hope so. How fun!,1
"busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!",1
thanks to  for becoming a follower,1
Amazing night at the drive in,1
 OMG that is AWFUL! $12k??? Wow     Our pyr figured out how to open a doorknobs one day by crushing them in her jaws and,0
_morley where are you? In Bris? I can`t hear any thunder,0
 im so **** proud of you,1
i totally need to go to the doctor for my arm...this **** is STILL hurtin like hell      i shall return,0
"good morning tweetie world.  have a great day, everyone.",1
" Thanks for a great night, dear.  Perfectly completed my weekend.",1
I really ain`t woth a ****. I can`t do anythin right.   What`s wrong with me?,0
" Ooo showing of your French skills!! lol Things good over here. Lovely weather, so should be outside  How`s u?",1
 you are such a beautiful bride! you`re gonna love the married life. it absolutely rocks! congrats to you both.,1
"Free for all... good nite I mean its a good nite, wateva",1
all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing,1
I think Steph will enjoy her first Mother`s Day tomorrow.,1
 facepalm  hope the interview is a choice and not a forced thing...,1
"My leg broke, now I am waiting untile i can go again",0
 heya thanks for accepting the add,1
is getting ready for bed. Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there!,1
charbotgreen has been suspended  'unusual activity??',0
The sun is out here in Melbourne! Happy Mothers Day to all the mums out there,1
Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait,1
my followers went from 22 to 20  i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!,1
 are you feeling better? sorry you`re feeling under!,0
 hahahah of course  they have such a nasty display picture :`),0
 and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.,0
"and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile  yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol",1
 I miss you terribly,0
Extremely happy to see my new track 'The Awakening' featured on Indivibe   http://www.indivibe.com/vibe.php?city=1,1
"If recent experience is anything to go by, I fear I might be going off Indian food. This is not good, people. Not good",0
 That is amazing she will be happy with it enjoy your sunday  ****,1
 this is a travesty,0
 No wonder we`re married.   Night love. <3,1
What I`m gonna do  life is not good:`( no more Exit in this hallway I`m stuck in my world...,0
"I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too",1
 if u watch the hills in london u will realise what tourture it is because were weeks and weeks late  i just watch itonlinelol,0
 Happy STAR WARS Day,1
  How come everyone seems to make so much more money than me.,0
Just heard a single i had been waiting MONTHS to hear....and...im disappointed.,0
  i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.,0
 Umm..ok..just don`t start cats on fire..  ...promise,0
 my days been aight! been cleaning mostly! went to mcds to check for hader toy..no luck  so i ate chickfila,0
More sunburn,0
 having a F**Kin` great day over there Graham isn`****,1
"everybody is awake (well not everybody, u know what i mean. ma friends) haha, and I`m having fun AIMing them",1
The reason why I can`t find the latest Arena magazine is because it has folded due to the recession. Grrrrr. GQ/FHM survive? No justice.,0
" it`s tongue in cheek of some mentalities.There is another one which takes the piss of arabs, but its too long",0
haha i just watch a funny **** video on youtube  made my day,1
" - crazy fun! You make that man be nice!  Sri Lanka is a spiritual place, yes?",1
I wish I could be AT work as opposed to being wit the kids cuz it`s the hardest job eva,0
" Yeah im following you, Hun! Goodnight",1
That poor goose.,0
"  I was seeing only one side of it, but it looked interesting.  And deep.",1
My mom doesn`t have twitter but imma post this anyway ..... I love you mommy,1
 fantastic day in the AZ sun,1
: Well that is just completely lame. I`m sorry dude.,0
 dude... i tried the vegetarian thing and i lasted about 2 months... good luck!!! going vegan is intense!!! good move though.,1
 I am so sorry I missed your tweet  I was on a nice long chat across the border with pastel. Did you want the recipe? email?,0
" great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.",1
can`t wait to make that call tomorrow. gotta keep moving forward!,1
" i know, right? i`m super-excited - i told y`all this is the busiest time of year for me",1
 Unfortunately I didn`t see any of that spreading of poo,0
bought my dress yesterday!!  Only 12 more days til Chris is home. So excited! Gavin has his first tooth,1
On the bus goin 2 work but omg seriously im sooooo tired dont know if i`ll survive the 8 hour shift,0
Wish I had a laptop charger so I could tweet faster,0
" Good god, no. You can fit very few swear words into 140 characters",0
: first impression is that it`s considerably  slower to boot than 2008  #beta1,0
Burnt the **** out of my hand today.,0
 hope ya sleepin well  guys still here,1
 cheers for the aptism link,1
Feeling sick at stomach today,0
 I need to buy it for the iPhone. It`s such a good app. Only works on WI-FI though,1
got alot of runnin around to do today to get this job app completed so they can have it on file... so glad i got this job!!,1
 sorry  friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.,0
says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY!  http://plurk.com/p/sv70e,1
Saturday will be the worst Saturday I`ve had in ages,0
 left.  so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.,0
happy almost mother`s day,1
 You`re in Miami right? I don`t see a hand delivery in your near future unfortunately,0
VEGA UNDER FIREEEEEE,0
"BGT was just amazing tonight, and threee amazing acts got sent home",1
 Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee  ****,1
_E Aw. well im sorry you don`t like July for those reasons,0
Mother`s Day has been good for me,1
"Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic.  Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV",1
Will miss my baby for 2 days,0
Rain makes for a good study day  almost done!!,1
", Whered you end up going? I stayed in & watched SNL, one of the funnier shows theyve done this season.",1
 I thought it was pretty good! I`m not a die hard Trekkie either.,1
surprisingly liked Star Trek (contrary to the theory that star wars fans are anti trekkies),1
yummy chocolate cake..wish even i got one for my b`day!!   anybody listening???,1
"Early Monday,great  Rainy Monday,not so great :|",0
  We can`t even call you from belgium  sucks,0
Not feeling all that well today,0
 nope  don`t you think it`s a crime? :/,0
 dohh! is it old? I had never heard it.. I`m so last year..,0
falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun,0
We bought a pool instead of going to California. Now the pool is broken and we have wasted our vacation money for the next 2-3 years.,0
_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!,1
May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster,1
" Wow, your spam really has everything covered! Mine`s almost all **** enlargement stuff.",0
" I keep trying to invite  out, but I think she`s afraid of me.",0
" _aston Welcome to Twitter! Let me know if you have any questions, would love to help.",1
"Do you know what? I have a good little life, and I love it.",1
"Warhammer 40k: Space Marines `officially` announced, only for 360 and PS3.  No luck for PC gamers",0
Congrats ...so proud of you girl,1
Just read a book called 'Gamer Girl' and it wasn`t too bad.,0
milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach,1
Cruising 'Serious Eats NY' does not bode well for a future in GA. Missing NYC gastronomical tour..  http://newyork.seriouseats.com/,0
"Already 26.1c in our office. Can people melt? We`re fighting for air con because fans just don`t help, but can`t find the budget",0
stupid HIP!! I hate you!! And I can`t even break in my new kicks!!!  GRRRR!,0
listening to jubey snoring on the phone  hehe goodnight,1
 heh coincidence im a barnsley fan too  how`d you track me down :o,1
off to bed for the night. goods night everyone,1
_Ky_Monkey Hope u have an amazing day today Monkey! U deserve it!  No cheating on DEW & looking at THE PICTURE! lol Happy Bday! <3,1
" Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.",1
work   Yay!,1
"just realized that Chris Lake was spinning in stockholm yesterday, and I missed it!",0
" I`d be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music",1
 Looking forward to following your journey on this endeavor - just subscribed to your blog,1
just about to say goodbye to  and  two of the best interns that Elevate have ever had,1
happy mothers dayy,1
just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook,1
The bus is rolling along faster than expected. I might make it home by 6:15. Maybe.,1
haha I`m bored! I think I`ll go watch a movie  BBL,0
homework...boring,0
Going to bed watching a bit of qi. Wake up tomorrow to face the start of my last summer in bath. Bit gutted atm to be home,0
 D: But it is making people unhappy and I dun like unhappiness,0
 yeah   but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .,1
"Oh, **** me. I`ve just returned from the Supermarket Of Doom to find that I have nothing to drink here.",0
" hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true",1
 lame,0
with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?,1
 Ahhh I can only imagine what you`re looking at!! So luckyyy. Hope your having fun.,1
so tired from school and work. shower than neighboures.,0
feels sick to my stomach and idkk whyy,0
"It`s **** cold here north now! It was like 77 DF yesterday where I was, here it`s 37,4",0
" Ooooh, I`m jealous  I might try and get some for the saturday but I have an exam on the monday that Im gonna fail",0
 Anyone with big fingers  But I`ve loved it...,1
PArts of me are starting to feel the effects of over tanning,0
I AM OFFICIALLY CELEBRATING MY 400TH TWEET. Wow! I am so proud  Its great.,1
In this exact moment i have decided that in some point in my life.. i am going to adopt a child,1
 I love my mom tooo,1
now accepting maid applications.  would be nice if you`d start first thing tomorrow - would make a wonderful Mother`s Day present!,1
Wishing all MOMs a very Happy Mother`s Day!!,1
 Cool show last night had me in fits,1
 Happy Mother`s Day ~ Did you watch SNL?  If not U missed a hoot with Jimmy Fallon,1
First Day at the new job! Yeah!,1
im quite upset do I really look under 15 :| they must have thought i was 14 or something ! Whatt ! thats unfair,0
 nice luke quote  goodluck on the test u have been dreading.,1
 Aww...thanks! He`s the best husband ever. He really is. I`m so lucky!  Hope you`re having a wonderful Saturday evening!,1
goodbyeeee Arizona. See you in 3 weeks.,0
happy mother`s day mummy  i love you. xo,1
 I didn`t want to tell you but I think it`s your body odour,0
Left Cali this morning...in Dallas now..missing my car SO MUCH!!!,0
I sunburnt through factor 30,0
 Jealous I wanted see that film,0
work suckd.. another closing nite with 30 dollars pockeded..  i need a new job,0
 -thanks i hope i do 2  iv been playing dmc4 like 5 times kinda sick of it hehe,0
  you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.,0
_simple_girl  I have to miss the festivities this evening.  Heading up the hill and won`t have internet and no BB service.,0
 Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help  hope u got to sleep by now.,1
ugh lost the remote  gotta actually move to change channel wtf #****,0
"Thank you, Afrin Nasal Spray! Also, I got a giant teacup tonight!",1
Good Morning  Jess here  Just wanted to say thank you to everyone following us  tell your friends about us please  ****,1
Jus sittn here thinkin....wow yo my boy is really gone! Smh yo! Its bout to be 3 weeks on Sunday!  R.I.P VON,0
  I want to go to the pub. Boooo.,0
 again your fault  i didnt make u leave,0
" Ooooh, that`s very pretty Jen! I`m sure she`ll love it!",1
unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now  it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!,1
figuring out wats wrong with her she can drink but cant eat  ...,0
"Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY",1
HollowbabesHere comes the utter shite #bgt <I completely agree,0
My fingers hurt,0
 haha I wish! I have a BFA in photography now.,1
 Outlook not so good,0
" Good idea! I`ll have to remove all the old receipts, tissue paper and other nonsense before I can take a pic",1
" BTW, thanks for the gifts.  I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!",1
 Happy Mothers Day! i hope tom got you something special! enjoy day!  xo,1
Dakota just had a her first bath since being spayed... She was in Heaven!,1
 Did you see my message mandingo jr.!!..lol. I hope its music i`ll like.,1
 Enjoy - we know you will,1
trying to draw some manga/anime for our new website ... very bad idea!   http://bit.ly/k6iOv,0
hate living down here in fl. missing GA like crazy...like they say you dont know what you got till its gone  GA on my mind,0
eating my tito`s home made ice cream  yum!,1
Fuzzball is more fun than Mother`s Day  http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7,1
agh! freaking out about going to Wales already! >< not packed!!,0
i dont wanna miss the laker game tonight! i`m so sad,0
My twitter is on c r a c k,0
 never invite,0
" thanks, I deserve it.",1
Just got notified my podcast was accepted into iTunes. http://budurl.com/SBit Of course I then realized it was miss formated  Fixed now.,0
 hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun  ...614 all day!!,0
 Sorry I didn`t go  Jesus wasn`t feeling it. And you know I can`t see it with out my best bud. Well that movie anyways ,0
"had SUCH and AMAZING time last night, McFly were INCREDIBLE",1
 Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!,1
8:30PM... it has just hit me i have school tomorrow :O ahaha! I`ll stay on til 9 i think  ****,0
Needs a job BADLY!!!,0
" I have the best bestfriend in the whole world .. My Mother`s Day present = ambien, klonopin and a quarter! woohoo!  smh...",1
Morning all. I appear to have a bit of a sore head. Perhaps the bag of pork scratchings for dinner wasn`t such a good idea,0
" nah, you`re just altered forever   Enjoy.",1
has broken off the fb wedding so sadly no longer has an excuse to get @ hauntingxealot to Goulburn,0
I got up early to pay bills. I figured its like a bandaid if I get it over quickly it won`t be so bad... I was wrong,0
"Good night everybody, i love u Phillip! XO",1
all my pancakes always end up soggy.,0
 Thank you so much!  Have a fantastic day!,1
 i hate this weather! When u have lived here ure whole life u get used to it...may is always rainy  ,0
 so seriously...I need a date to a wedding. Really dont wanna go alone. Its May 23rd...any chance?,0
don`t you hate it when you finish all your work and there`s still 1.25 hours left of work time,0
RIP leonardo. You were a great mini fiddler crab,1
ugh! nothing to do in the valley  Seriously gotta move out of here!!!,0
"I`m the bird with broken wings, she`s the song i love to sing  you know who you are ****",1
Tiesto in Vicky Park - how excellent,1
 shopping is therapuetic and i`m all about bettering myself... i need financing for my therapy however,1
 love it! Really its simple i think of a word and put twi on the front i should be more clever,1
  hahaha well its try its so ugly,0
" it could be a bad idea, Hayley",0
 awww cuuuute  Newborns are so fun!,1
totally the best part of my day was studying with   haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!,1
Went to pole class. Feeling discouraged. I am hopeless when it cones to dancing or sexy moves or spreading my legs.,0
Goodnight!  Happy Mothers Day!,1
_mactastic I dunno ;p How`d I end up waking up at 2 am? It`s a mysterious world,0
"btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo",1
and my other peep got onto a game site who i will never see again,0
doesnt understand twitter,0
" MISS YOU, TOO!",0
 thats so cool,1
 ya she prob does but i dont want to no about it,0
" woof, I wish I was allowed to go",1
 stinks  what do you do anyway?,0
Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell,0
says BAD TRIP! (angry)  http://plurk.com/p/wxshi,0
 yay!  excited?,1
new guitar hero metallica guitar is already broken  #fail,0
  You`re silly.,0
Spending QT with the hubby,1
 Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler.  hehe... (is that possible!?),1
_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do  CAN I DO URSSSSS!,1
Senior ball was hella fun!!!  good night!!!,1
'i wanna go to prom one day   'i wish U can go with me 2 my prom even though im not a guy.but thatwouldmake1of myFRIENDS happy,1
can`t wait for Daughtry`s new album! Ack. Two more months!!!,1
 Good night Erin!  i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.,1
" No, nothing so important. I just like it to look like that. It`s an old hairstype actually",1
had fun at wango tangooo!,1
  i hope you hoes are having so much fun...not TOO much without me though lol,1
i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy,0
 wish we could come see u on Denver  husband lost his job and can`t afford it,0
Never has a chance of sleeping before midnight  my mind is so tired......,0
Hate fighting,0
  Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke  This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx,1
Just got bullied by Dillah.  HELP!,0
 That it does  just wish more people would notice it,1
"thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping",1
i absolutly love kill bill vol. 1!!! I think lucy liu is sooo gorgeous!!!!,1
Updating to the latest version of Adium now. What a great app!,1
_mraz http://twitpic.com/4iq19 - popcorn crazy dude and still adorable,1
 thank you cici  right back at ya!,1
_58 I also like `Aasman ke paar shaayad`,1
 I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch.  Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money  Speedy recovery!,1
 love those ****,1
i just woke up and remembered theres no school!!! life is good  xxxxxx,1
 I know  It **** sucks. anyway you can get a fake id or something?,0
The stratus is going bye bye today  i loved that car in high school #fb,1
wishes a Happy Mother`s Day to all mothers! Especially her own.  http://plurk.com/p/svg9d,1
In bed after a good last saturday in ec. I`m gonna miss this place but can`t wait til summer,0
"Watching NHL playoff Game1 tomorrow night if anyone is interested, and I know that none of you are.",0
 she lookd soo freaked out!!poor wee thing,0
 Lol I Sed Want to Not Ach Dress Up For No Reason. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Im Bored.  Lol,0
 Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol,1
 I wish I was going to Internet Week,1
"Having some Coronas, and have a bad craving for Mexican pastries, but i`d have to go to Uptown to get some",0
"Omg, my mom just called... Im too late... Hes gone",0
"Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations",1
"_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?",1
I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend,0
"twittering, texting, and ipoding. i love the invention of mutitasking!",1
I think I lost all of my blog posts,0
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift,1
" Hello there, Taylor  I MISS YOU. Its been 2 months </3",0
haha aww ok now back to bionomial expansion  ugh! joy,0
wonders if anyone would care if she died tomorrow,0
"It`s called communifuckingcation.....learn it, know it, do it. These stupid **** people!",0
 i just drove past your hotel  wish u was ere. I`m thinking a december trip for a real white xmas!!,1
 this picture made me cry  lol http://www.twitpic.com/671w1,0
() Gonna watch JT on SNL tonight - not a fan of his music but think he`s hilarious! `**** in my Pants` - WAY too funny,0
man iCant send love on Bebo. Cuz im on Skoo Comps. UGH! thiss sucks.,0
actually loves nesquik cereal,1
Im craving some cinnamon toast crunch. Why is it so cold today!!,0
 dont ya know? people love the human society,1
my car is possessed and won`t stop honking at me,0
"But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming",1
has had a nice long nap  http://plurk.com/p/stvqp,1
  *waves to make it all OK again*,1
 So ur moomie liked the Pandora? you can buy me one next lol,1
"OK, when will this post RNY girl learn; rich sugary food is a BAD idea! No more golden graham bars out of the vending machine. Bleck!",0
 at least after this you`ll be done!!,1
The seat was a nice place to go,1
"its friday!  well, technically anyway...but its really thursday for me.  dang having to work saturday mornings",0
i need monies.  school is expensive.,0
 Shop smart.  Shop S Mart.,1
  Hi Jenna. Hope all is well   Just thinking of you and wishing you the best! Lots of love from over here in New York!!!,1
Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless,1
 thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though,1
 That`s exactly why I follow you.,1
sadly  brother told me there are no skateparks where he lives. BUMMER!,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all you mother`s in Twitterville!,1
" ...oh. hahahahahaha but no, seriously, i tell the wait staff they look great all the time, its the easiest nice thing to do",1
 great song even if i can`t understand lol,1
" that`s half the solution, it doesn`t address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks",1
We`re not gonna be able to talk again,0
 yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr...  ****,0
 The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness,1
Good Morning! Looking Forward To Listening To THE PRODIGY On Radio 1 Big Weekend.  Brought Their Album Yesterday!! =P AMAIZE Tbqh. x,1
what a beautiful morning! nice to be out,1
"gotta buy the second season of  ghost whisperer now, but noo moneyy",0
"I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru",1
" idk lol my head hurts. rly bad. & so does my stomach... hmm... personally, i think its from all the #s ive had 2 deal wit",0
making german apple slice  nom nom nom,1
 It is absolutely incredible. It`s official: My FAVORITE JONAS is FRANKIE. He is the man,1
_1988 cool i wish i could av gone 2 da 1 he did where i live but i couldnt,0
" Say cheese for the camera, or throw up some Western Mass gang signs to be cool",1
  get back to tokyo man..we miss you.,0
" didn`t know you folks were there, sorry.",0
no clue wtf im doing,0
 okay thank you! i can`t find it,1
Just got a bunch of presents in the mail from my mama! So excited to open them on my birthday... 3 more days!,1
 YAY!!  I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now.   But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.,1
 I haven`t had one for a long time. Too expensive,0
 nope  we only have one really good cuban place... i`ll have to ask them...,1
 I wish I was in va too,1
Going to be a strange weekend. Probably srtarting off with working til midnight tonight,0
Marley and me is the saddest movie ever I never cry in movies but this movie mad me cry,0
 i`m sorry  today`s been nothing but a **** heartbreak,0
 going to sleep? why so early? Good night!,1
Great new directory on Babysitterdirectory coming soon!  And its a directory with a twist.  All will be revealed next week!,1
yeah so Prom Night is now the Craft (good movie),1
"watched prison break special, such a sad ending",0
"my mind is racing ... b/c of 4 words he wrote.  I hate him, but I hate her most. ... and I can`t keep from falling for him",0
 Thanks  Will Do,1
Really tired JAKe always gives me more work,0
live long and prosper,1
Obama is the ish!!!!  he is funny!,1
" Everyone, please welcome my new friend, Kari, with a warm follow, as she just set up her twitter account tonight",1
Looks like I got a new job,1
"It`s those little things you do, that make me love you.",1
is chilling at home,1
OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP,1
"Sad that Gmail chat has died, so I can`t help ",0
 mon ami since 5 years young  I loveeee her. Foreverrr,1
 ah . thanks .. appreciate it,1
 bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!,1
I hate waiting in lines,0
FREE FREE FREE- just a pesky registration but after that  ENJOY http://bit.ly/rlQGu,1
", totally worth it!! great movie cool 3D glasses! i miss ya! and i miss   and i miss new york too",0
 Honored to tweet ya...,1
"There go my big plans... thanks, tonsils.",0
I really want to be a star...Hope Flawless will work,1
 heey  your awsome. god bless.,1
$#@! My nose stud fell out and I can`t find it  Looks like I`ll have to head into Amsterdam today and get a new one,0
 why you never answer me..  wath i say to you,0
"Packing up for the trip to Ascari track, thank you Bacardi",1
Happy Birthday husband,1
need a camera blower.. my camera censor is dirteeh..,0
 I think I`d be like Phoebe`s mom on friends - Stop the movie before the sad part.,0
Happy to have a Sunday off from work,1
Unstable broadband and electricity taking toll on my mental stability.,0
I have just been to see the Jonas Brothers 3D movie with   was funny NO ONE else was there  hahah can`t... http://tinyurl.com/magcwo,1
have yet to start this paper due tonight. i have no motivation,0
 Then what about Domina Sun Girl? I think that fits better.,1
and i wish i gave you one last kiss,1
Lazy day in is awesome but I really should go out,1
"the maccabees new album is a winner ,everybody should take a listen fact",1
PUSH was amazing,1
Happy Mothers day to all the Mom`s on there!!,1
 i saw a piece of that movie...loved it,1
 Extremely excited! i`m 15 days behind you,1
 road trip ftw  am playing with trains today so it`s all good here,1
TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day,1
_crow he`s happy because hs is there haha I know we would be,1
" --of them kinda turns me off of it all.  And then I buy more of them and dig a deeper hole, etc. ;;",0
_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages  Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!,1
" I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over",1
 Bummer yo.  I`m starting up finals too soon...so I guess I`ll see you around the second week of June then.,0
 I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.,1
 omg I`m so sorry to hear that!  If you really need to talk to someone I`m always on here. I`m a shoulder you lean on,0
"Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!",1
 http://twitpic.com/4vdc3 - Lexus has the Twitpic! Happy mother`s day to you Lexus.  I hopw it`s a nice one for you.,1
"Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!",0
"  Good eatin.   Hey, follow my son .  He`s on now",1
 im sure she`ll love em  how was work? x,1
Is not a happy bunny,0
 She could spend the rest of the night in her room.  At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine.    #surlytween,1
"Sry but other day tweets were MIA - twitter network glitch, but story was re: funeral mix-up, as in wrong remains delivered to ea.",0
 It was pretty cool. The kids *and* the adults had fun.,1
****. It`s raining again,0
And I just saw something real sad on my lunch... A dog with two broken back legs.,0
Is home from MARCO ISLAND and missing it and my girls already...back to work!,0
_flores aww i don`t! i guess that`s why it doesnt  (blackberrymessenger),0
"so after church, i went to the mall with my parents, i got a new backpack that can fit all my schoolbooks AND my laptop",1
http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years,1
 nah. How it sucks to wear a suit and how the temp goes up 10 degrees when someone sits next to you,0
ok bye alex have fun today,1
" I`m hearing lots of good things about the new Trek movie. I`ll see if my Dad, 'a fellow Treky', would like to see it",1
_eleni I love you too!,1
I think that mowing the lawn should not be allowed to be done by teenagers. It sucks! Well off to mow.,0
"I love Mindy, She is my favorite employee",1
omg!! i have so many finals to study for !!! i so freaked out that im gona fail,0
 yearling in pet home died... very sad for their whole family,0
 excuse me ...theres me!!!  jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol,1
" sorry about Mr Grey, Menlo",0
Not a good start to the day left my money at home . So i`ll hot a day me looking for free carparks,0
NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP,1
It`s Midnight - I`m outta here.  HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY FELLOW MOMMIES!!!  (And to non-Mommies too).  May EVERYONE have a special day!!!,1
" what about Midge? She definitely has to be in on that tie for first. She`s completely dumb  and yeah, punk`d indeed",0
I am chillin w/ my homies,1
Sleepy time..   happy mothers day all u momz,1
I dont like things getting confused. Seems to be happening alot lately,0
ok its been one hour im still waiting im losing my patience,0
_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome!  *bookmark*,1
well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya!  *Welcome Home*,1
time to go swimming in the freezing water at kalies. yeah!,1
" yeah, it works better as a command",1
is pretty dang tired. but chambers class is for napping.,0
"4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather",1
 that wasn`t nice,0
Sitting in an empty yearbook room.  attempting to figure this asap out lol,1
"Been sick all week and still not feeling so well, can`t go to Lena`s cook-out  Gunna spend some time with the fam!",0
**** i have something to say and no one is listening,0
" I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then  send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then",1
 hey mar! i miss you also ( yeah  but i gotta find a stupidstupid school (,0
Just have to say again how much I like the new twitteriffic,1
 there`s nothing wrong with having a quiet day... it gives you more time to listen,1
good weekend,1
 thank for Thinking of us and caring,1
is super happy at the new interest rate.  whoop whoop.,1
Our kids are both in a Derbyshire schools string concert at the Buxton Opera House today. They`re both quite excited,1
" Not married any more! Silly man! That was done long ago, you do read my tweets! Barely escaped w/out paying him alimony!",0
"_Twitster ohhhh, I love Morse, have every episode on video & sometimes gaze lovingly at them",1
up and at work im ina good mood,1
" Good morning hun! I will, promise  Glad you like `em. Have a lovely day :o)",1
My computer dies soon  - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner  cant find it :S,0
_wx Did you see the color of the sky and how it looks in Philly??  It is yellowish/orangeish/brownish looks scary!!  lol,0
" lol i know but it was just so funny, ahaha",1
" Hahahaha! It`s not horrible, if others were singing with I`m sure it could work. I wish I could afford my own drum set",1
 congratulations,1
" Wow, that`s really sweet! I`m assuming this is blog-related.  Thanks so much.",1
So glad its friday! Only 1 week of schol left.  im glad its almost summer though.,1
an ultimatum is an ultimatum no matter how you dress it up.  and that sucks.,0
 I`m trying really hard not to hate you.,0
 WOW.How sweet!,1
" Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****",1
"what is love!? baby don`t hurt me, don`t hurt me, no more. I WANT TO WATCH `NIGHT AT THE RUXBURY` RIGHT NOW!!!!",0
 that sounds awesome..,1
 Nofair! My BK only had Uhura and Nero left.,0
  cool  you are here too  hi sam  how are you???,1
Boy is all graduated!  So proud of him!,1
 Sounds like you won backstage passes,1
" Ok, im not really that far yet  On the 2nd part of 4. Wish she did them earlier though, like mid day so I could be involved",1
dammit! hulu desktop has totally screwed up my ability to talk to a particular port on one of our dev servers. so i can`t watch and code,0
Thing always end up going bad,0
  I wish I knew someone down there who could hook us up.   a friend told me once that they got crappy seats for a show in CHI,0
 hope you had a FAB time!!! Just saw your twitpics ... Love that you wore THE dress. Great pic of D too,1
 oh i like this idea,1
"Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any",1
WHY CANT I FIND IT!!!,0
 *dancing pirouette ballerina HUGS*  Morning my Awesome brudder!,1
 http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta,1
Rey Mysterio is so awesome,1
"well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo  but its all good",1
I am very sad because I have gone on the show McFly fan I am of them!,0
" I usually do if there is choice, but I am lucky in that most foods I love are generally very healthy (except ice cream!!).",1
wish i didnt have to go to work tonight,1
"my entire body hurts.  shower, hot tea and tv please..",0
Dang my own LDBF didnt give me a Follow Friday shot out,0
i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha,1
 I can`t take it,0
 lol. sorry bout today  ..did u get them?? & what else R U guyz doinq cuz i have to C if im eligable [howeva itz spelled lol],0
"Watching videos on Facebook makes me feel like the biggest creep. Which I guess I am. Also, tweet #200! Woohoo!",0
nursing my scratches and bumps from Festivus mud wrestling. I swear there`s still dirt in my hair but a good time was had by all,0
 very heart-warming indeed. I`ll be looking forward to that day,1
" I`ll try that, thanks",1
 ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx,1
 Where DO you get all those wonderful toys?,1
 and you suck horribly  the world is at an even balance,0
 ReTweeting`s my favorite.    #palin,1
Enjoying time with the g/f,1
 Thanks for the interview mama!  Enjoy your night,1
Having a light depression. Just payed an extra bill from last years taxes... Must find a country with a tax that is lower than 56%,0
" hey, got your text sms. i plan on maybe just catching a flick tonight. last night was a wee bit too much for me",0
_benson You are an absolute legend! Love love love it,1
I love ! Thank you SO much for saying 'hi to Jenn & Laura' yesterday in Arcadia! My friend Shannon surprised me w/the vid,1
 yes but they hate it when we do it...silly boys,0
About to go to my last theater lunch  im gonna cry.,0
New Project is going incredibly well! and I`m not tired today  I think we should get all Monday`s off. Permanently.,1
I should go shower but FFAF is **** distraaaaacting,0
"THIS TWITTER **** BORES ME, NOW I C Y I HAVEN`T BEEN ON HERE IN A MONTH",0
Currently working on a collab with Alynn Carter called Lost Inside which I`m very excited about,1
i think they are working why eyes are drooping  its so weird being under drugs i dont like it ... cant wait for tomorrow though,0
"about to head to the Strand, goodnight",1
I should have know that 'extra hand' comment would cause trouble...  About to upload House Music and Beyond Vol. 3,0
 Really? Bahaha. I love that you relate people to that. haha.,1
 Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well  xoxo,1
_Rain oh what the hell  way to tell me.,0
"exhausted, but forced into attending a lock-in",0
  I miss you,0
i`m listening butterfly fly away  daddy i lov u mamma i lov ya,1
sigh....it`s always so sad when you watch the series finale....no more green wing left to watch,0
  Morning!  Happy Mother`s Day Miz!!!  Thank you Lance!!!!,1
 happy birthday corey!!,1
 srry im not so interesting right now... stayed up til 6am cause my tummy hurt and now im pooped and have to work,0
Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow,0
" I loves me some Jeff Lynne, and I do enjoy sitar work, but that was kinda weird. To each his own, I s`pose!",1
 it was ok. Cute @ times.,1
I lost my voice,0
 wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol,1
 I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account,0
Boo Im lonely and bored,0
playing bejewled on facebook.. **** it i want a higherscore!,0
 Shiraz event was in an `anti-bahai` center.not in a mosque or in election campaign.Sadly children wr involved in zahedan,0
whenever it rains it`s so hard to get motivated,0
"Hot ****, I`m at **** Disneyland!",0
#bgt Can`t watch anymore,0
I just want this semester to be over! Only a week and a half then it`s moving time!,0
 aww sorry to hear you are having a bad time. Remember: this too shall pass,0
" but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it   XD",0
scary cape guy,0
 try being my height in small cars  not much fun specially on bumbpy country roads! haha,0
"_twnzfinest Happy birthday, sweetie. Have a great day in the best place of the word (sorry Chicago  jeje",1
  many thanx guys,1
 now that you say that you do look like demi  hahaha!! Yessss august 2nd will be a blast,1
 I`ll help if you pay for my reactivation,1
_785 yeah now I`m done BUT I have to work all weekend  I`m sooooo bummed about it,0
 fuckyoumonday?  I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*,0
This heartburn may be the death of me.,0
 ur welcome  u finished ur speech (typed it and written notes),1
Ugh..just starting another 2 hours of behind the wheel for drivers ed,0
" Enjoy Springsteen, I`m seeing him at Glastonbury in June!! Give us a report when you get back",1
 I hate that Costco always costs us so much money,0
" Bill, absolutely fantastic programme. Loved the `cow bell` bit towards the end.",1
waiting for  to wake up...... hazin a sad,0
Happy Mothers Day to all Mom`s,1
"@_AislinnTighee bhaha, its a teenage nightclub and i am at home when im supposed to be there. they had no **** license. no more touch",0
Cleaning up the kitchen &watching the Royals play,1
  the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...,1
Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess  adult swim time (anime),1
 u think its fair...... k den i guess m wrng.... still i feel its not at all fair....,0
 Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee  4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.,1
I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it,1
just finished dinner - it was yummy,1
Will be flying to Ontario in 4 hours!Will probably stay awake.I will be there for a 8 days...Camping 4 the first time YAY!I am sleepy now,1
 Cheers *lifts coffee cup* here here for Mondays,1
"Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle",1
 you mum sounds so humble ! what a sweet thing to ask for,1
bahhhh.. cold weather is making my teeth hurt.,0
haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night,1
  hope your day gets better soon!!,1
 glad to hear that    Do you have a busy day today?,1
"Good Night,  Happy Mother`s Day !!",1
Down in Wellington for the Monet Exhibition. Casually just bumped into Wayne Brady in our hotel lobby!!  Mega exciting!!!,1
 congratulations ! you guys finish a month early than we do. booo,1
i love how nice the weather is today and i am camping tonight! oh and i hate my hair,1
" Ooh, jealous. I just have yoghurt and some carrots.",0
Forced to eat red hotdogs coz I`m starving and there`s nothing else for breakfast. Ick.,0
 Sis...I dont think I will be up 4 2nite sadly  Im in alot of pain 2day & had bad nite...can we go out anotha week soon?****,0
  E3? Nice! I wish i could go! make sure to take tons of pictures!!!,1
why are plane tickets so expensive,0
 AHHH! still not following!! Do you think she forgot??,0
" Didn`t think of that.  Why can`t people just be nice? Why would anyone think it`s ok to say that, much less make a movie.",0
"in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night",1
is gonna be mad hungry when I get home. Forgot my money...,0
_chiel Well...I would love to have a Zoo! ;P Dont think I can be there sunday.  But sometime I will !I want to!,1
 aww bless  you guys are so cute.. are you still in touch with any of the other BB contestants? xxoo,1
"@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss.  Am liking the lack of FCS today.",1
finding out a song you had no idea was a cover is actually indeed that .... and then thinking that that is awesome makes my day.,1
 bahaha i loook like kung fu panda when i wake up in the morning.,1
" It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry",1
i going to go to bed & i failed miserably at booking a holiday  although i do seem to have a new follower. HIGH FIVE. X,0
"is so excited for this summer... Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton, Eagles of Death Metal, and ahhh the Dead Weather",1
": what a cute pic of the girls, and so vibrant.  I didn`t get anything cpeven close.",1
 WHAT?! i was wanting to see that show!!,0
 I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.,1
"...OOOPS AGAIN, the reply button is the RIGHT of the msg...now I`ll stop spamming",0
Funniest desktop ever: http://mobypicture.com/?ee2ij3 this way I can see my collegue.,1
 i looooove me some star trek. runs in the family,1
"yes, i am quite unsure aswell  haha",0
 thanks for sharing,1
 In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom  and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?,1
"_ yeah, just knew him because of your link  HE`S COMPLETELY AMAZING AND HE SINGS PHANTOM!",1
Stu is actually SEVERLY sunburnt....it hurts!!!,0
 UGH I HATE QUEUEING,0
Goodnight and Goodbye ?,1
My lovely husband made me breakfast in bed this morning. Who says chivalry is dead?,1
HAPPY MOTHER DAY JANEY! EVEN THOUGH IDK IF YOUR A MOMMY!,1
  i love you mooorrreeee,1
" good **** homie, hahahahaha thats what im talkin about  ;)",1
 - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they`re working on... Only the name is out,0
" Hi Isla! I hope it does, too.",1
has a new nick name - arosh ..i like i like,1
" and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them",1
i cant spell,0
 looooooooooooool thanks,1
  oh look! it`s our new house in santa barbara! http://i41.tinypic.com/2hi2t4y.jpg  hahha i wish,1
did you kno that  is amazing  and i`ve known him since he got twitter and his most tweeted words are `know` `haha` `****`..,1
" new album is truly genius, so happy with it",1
 following 865 and followers 539...not nice,0
Always thinking about to look for a good place to appericiate everyone who supports me on every site I joined,1
Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous,0
 What does it matter? We ALL love you.  Take your pick. HA!,1
"Especially hard to get out of bed with myself this morn Cuz I`m hot  , Now running late stuck in front of the mirror checking Myself Out",0
" - Love your desserts. Used to live in OR but now live in TX, so can`t visit you.",1
"On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you!  i love you",1
" Ah, sorry to hear your trip was canceled",0
"we finally got our graduation gear today, i`m so excited. can you believe it? just 41 days left! aaah  and the sweater is so cozy",1
"I am so grateful I am your daughter!  Happy Mother`s Day, Okasan.  Thank you for everything... always!",1
" *hugs* love you, MamaBear!  Happy Mom`s Day!!!! (in case I don`t see you around tomorrow)",1
_watkins Oh my gosh ian i always miss you when your on,0
 TestFest was weer een groot succes,1
I have had it with job hunting. I try all day and nothing works  I bet I couldn`t even work at the **** because of my cider belly!,0
 Norwood house party haaaaaa... Yaaaaaaay (smiles),1
05/30 - first session  yay me!,1
"sickkk, it`s been two days since summer started and it suck already!",0
" ain`t got any at the moment, sorry",0
Just finished taking world geograhy final!!! I think I did bad!!!!,0
   I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo,1
 it was good. Next time you get oohed you know where to go!,1
"  i love you,i love you,i love you -you`re the most beautiful and sweet girl ever.",1
 wishing you were here too babe.. we`d have a ball,1
talkin to sum1 special,1
no luck in goin to forum.. im about the only person on earth not goin out,0
_v  haha i was in your boat yesterday.. you`ll pick it up in no time,1
" haha, nice pic  looks abit like my school",1
" o yea? awwww, how sweet!! U r good kids!",1
Chicken beer and good company makes a good night...,1
going to see star trak expecting noting but amazing,1
" Aww, thank you Soulmate! Haha.",1
" lol thanx, me too!",1
" very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday  gr8 atmosphere & discussion",1
"Just had some strawberries for afternoon snack, I love strawberries!! Gonna make a strawberry smoothie tonight after the gym",1
" Im 20 - believe me, I`ve tried! I`m just too ginger! Freckles join up on my face - that`s it!  get it out a bottle cancer ...",0
" Don`t fall to celebrity worship, though... just write what you think, do the best you can and rock on",1
 Twitter`s being mean w/ the pics lately! Stole mine for an entire day!,0
When it rains it pours. Life sucks,0
 Oooh! goodluck for the rest of them,1
 hale yeahhh that`s the coolest part about it ;) hahaha. And I can match grieco!,1
 That sucks man  I hope you have a problem-free weekend.,0
I sewed my shirt  and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla!  Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :],1
With bff _chrissy22 glad she got that dog out of here lol my stomatch hurts,0
" but its pretty at least, I think I need to catch some sleep soon though",1
" hahaha, as cartoon mascots go, the virl.com monster has some very nice details... a good shadow + realistic tonsils.",1
yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow,1
"Ahh, sunshine.  Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun  wonderful...",1
 given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!,0
why im not sleeping  !!,0
 hey Sherri -- don`t give up b/c they`re married; they may have a brother or a friend!,1
 I just heard that Regina girls song @ les deux! And I think u should/have 2 come back 2 mc! I miss u,0
Happy Mothers Day people. i love my mom a lot still,1
 Link didn`t work,0
****. I got a math test today.,0
just got home.  errrr... V.Luna hospital is so far. :|,0
"Oh ****.... Here goes my head again, 'I`m Spinning Around'",0
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news  but thats ok. BRB x",0
iPhone is doing that 'not opening downloaded apps' thing and I forgot my cord at home,0
" ; i think you should come back to brisbane, australia. we loved you here",1
 so jealous,0
 yes yes yes lotsa fun  i cant wait. dont like make up with shaun too much in front of me tho cos ill get awkard haha,1
 I was asleep until my brother woke me up asking me if I ate the rest of the frosted mini wheats. I can`t go back to sleep.,0
St joe is dirty.,0
 So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug  xoxo,1
 Hooray!,1
thanx peeps 4 following me,1
" I would lime them. Or lemon?  And deal, sounds fabulous to me!  Text me up when you`re back",1
 nice one !,1
 whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes,1
 just tried DMing you but it tried to download some strange file so stopped!  How come no gmail MaccyM?  Missing you  SADS!!,0
 **** that is awful... could not believe it at first... so sad,0
wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THAT LILY  **,1
I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.,0
 i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.,1
Gossip girl & pizza on the way = thank you to my lil babe,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MAMMA,1
"bored, nothing to do",0
my stomach hurts,0
 i know. i need to get their cd somewhere.. hopefully they sell it here in finland.,1
"I am sad... Tanner wasn`t invited to the Panthers development camp this year  Poor (other) Glassers. But Calla was, so good on him.",0
 Bro. Martin!! I need you to repent!! Pam said we were going to get to meet you last wknd...,0
Just dropped my new mobile down the loo.  Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract,1
 just took the Terminator trilogy :-D but what I need is actually TV series and I still can`t find anything tempting,0
Sunburn ouch,0
is frustrated by twitter...my picture will not load.,0
"One load of washing put away, and another load on. Amazing how the house doesn`t look any better for all my efforts",0
 thanks so much for the belated #followfriday shout out #payingitforward,1
 my stupid putet won`t let me go to your chat,0
confused on why and how people pose as others on twitter. I mean they really do their homework on peoples lives to imitate them. it`s sad,0
in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !,0
 wasn`t much of a debate,0
" Wow, you`re car`s awesome! Have fun with Alex.",1
"working on mothers day slideshow, cake, card, and balloons  she deserves the best!",1
He brings SOOO much joy!! Show it!!  great song! ? http://blip.fm/~5z3oq,1
"oh god they`re breaking down so much plaster what are they doing in there  i like walls, thanks!",1
" that would be lovely, alas the cubs would not be gracious enough to stop wrecking the house while we were soaking our bones",0
"Have to leave to meet  now. I`m looking forward to seeing him, but I`m so not done what I wanted to. Boo-urns. Wish I was @ work.",0
today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats,0
heading out to the park with the kids - hope it does not rain -looking cloudy?,1
ahh im getting really tired and ej isnt up yet! im might have to go to sleep without talking to her again,0
@_Bella_Cullen13  _Cullen26  _Cullen10  These are my family girls  love u guys *smiles*,1
 as to sleeping with whom ? You have your rocking sheets  I hope the smoothness is endulging can`t wait for my blankets),1
Monday morning bathing - soooo relaxing! If I was a lady of luxury I would start every day like this,1
Every day is Mother`s Day.... Don`t wait for 1 of 365 days to come around to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her.,1
Im @ the dentist  ....scary people here...,0
" I get motivated by the fact that I know I`ll wake up and be more productive if I go, then if I sleep in, just me though",1
(sigh) guess we`re not gonna meet up today.,0
" ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!",1
 SC2 will be released before D3  Hopefully!,1
 - ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.,1
"Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM).  Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?",1
Just finished watching He`s Just Not That Into You.  Loved it.,1
"@_josh_thomas are you coming to sydney?! cool, where can i meet you? id love to meet you, you`re my favourite comedian",1
 yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww  plan plan  before you go to US!,1
"am hungry.. going to eat... catch up with you guys later & 4 people who are hurt by my sardonic quotes - why are you waiting, hit me back",0
finally feel back into swing of things here at work after getting married last week! sigh of relief for no more wedding planning!,1
 Goodmorning to you!Thank you so much for being so kind? The sun is out and I`m going to paint outside,1
Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much,0
Last free Friday.,0
"I`m so sick, it`s ridiculous.",0
Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all,1
Wow Justin Timberlake on SNL tonight was hilarious! You gotta love that dude!,1
" Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it",0
 now i`m done! good nite,1
" I have no doubt, darlin`!  Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all!  You`re good people!",1
 thank you isay  kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?,1
_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao,1
"_nexus he has to have a new suitcase, but he is just so bloody indecicive, everytime he wants to buy something it takes HOURS",0
Will cook a sumptuous lunch today,1
I came home thinking that maybe there was something good to eat. Apparently not.,0
 I love chocolate. Must be PMS,1
 Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6,0
" Possibly, yes.",1
 yep... or it should b automatic that if u fall 4 someone that person does 2!or smthng like that... but the way it is SUCKS!,0
what a bummer that tomorrow is friday again!,0
im back. wooooo!!!  i want to have my own press release :|,1
ah **** ... my chest hurts now,0
 its hilarious,1
Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school,1
 yeah back to work  I get out at 3:30 so it`s not that bad,1
 too kind Jim too kind brother,1
i`m oh so very bored!  buut.. almost 2 days til i leave for france!,0
kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl,1
Cheifs beat the `Canes 16-8! Top of the table! Wooo! ...and up go the Sky Sport Virtual Rugby points.,1
" awww, im so sorry hun  im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s",0
"When you think about it, the way God works in tremendously, amazing -- He made it possible for me to get my card holder that I lost back.",1
_654  it`s this damp weather...,0
Yay my ears match,1
"is hungry, but can`t leave for lunch",0
"always tired, always cold and always have a headache.  cant wait for vacashun..and the frickin g1 update..i want onscreen keyboard dammit!",0
"so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go",0
 Ouchies. Sorry to hear it  Are you going to get it checked out?,0
 oooh that`s clever. I bow to your economic wisdom sensei,1
 I was afraid you were going to say that.,0
Is gonna go for a shower  goin to see hannah Montana laterz woo well excited,1
8 of my 11 followers are random spammers,0
shes so cute when shes sleepy,1
 RE: Hulu Desktop in Windows 7 Media Center  http://bit.ly/DEc64but not on extenders unfortunately,0
 Ouch. Better get used to it. I think 22 to 25 are prime marriage years.,0
shouts out to  and ,0
Eww town fair tire smells horrible. Its making me sick,0
The time Is 3.50am and if finished my essay  I can have Sunday off  woop,1
 Im sad i cant go. it makes me sad,0
Happy Star Wars day!,1
I really miss my phone  i cant wait till my new one comes,0
" Though it was a cold that would go away, turns out it`s a sinus infection that just keeps getting worse and worse by the day.",0
One good deed deserves another. I hope to help someone else some day,1
Listening to Busted - 3AM. I miss them,0
i just successfully defeated the swine flue with the power of positive thinking!  #Swineflu #H1N1 #Swine Flu,1
 Bye!! Great meeting you!,1
" Happy Birthday  I didn`t get you anything, but you have my best wishes.",1
 I was in there earlier I`m not at home  I`m ok my iPod!,1
Almost time to say Good Bye to my twimulations. I`ll miss my tweeps,0
is sad yo hear about Ashleycat,0
long day and i still have to mow the lawn,0
 I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...,1
awww bless her. she made me cry,1
_PingPong Awww I`m teaching my son (when I have one) those manners!  Too many boys are lacking those!,0
"Yesterday I didn`t do much because I was just lazy, but today I don`t feel so good.",0
Happy Mothers Day! Will be going out later at 6 pm to watch a well renowned group of singers!,1
" dont worry, i will. i HATE it when nobody comments on my pics",0
" well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool!  Enjoy your burgers!!",1
 YEP  it`ll be awesome to the max =] haha,1
" what on earth happened to wentworth`s page?!? i`m devastated, as i`m sure ALL of his fans are!",0
i hate waking up early! but i need to make up my 27 hrs at my pharmacy class. >=[ sighhh.  in other news: breakfast time!!!!,0
 NEW motorcycle and you POPPED a cable already? wow-you ride HARD!,1
 AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday  And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight  Best present everr!!! <333333333,0
should be going to bed but cannot sleep right now.,0
" did you see the 15 sec clip of the New Moon trailer?? its up on ETonline.com ...check it out. its a big tease, though",0
"i had my chance and blew it, now i have to suffer the consequences..gnite tweeps",0
 it is sooo hard.... truck and fish please,0
 yummmm make sure u leave some 4 me im home cleaning up working mad hard,0
`s current goal is to lose 10 pounds by next tuesday! 120 here i come   soooo ready for Gatlinburg!,1
 i couldnt respond cuz i maxed out,0
 i like OGBERRY,1
" ****, that charming skater look is kind of....HOT! A hot mess  Catherine pls don`t hate me for hitting on your friends. tnx",0
my sidekick is awkward flashing. oh well. leaving my mommy out her flowers and stuff,0
I have to reupload the **** thing again,0
Woo hoo! My happiness score is 612. Apparently I am over-the-top happy. Considering the week I`ve had....,1
 how sweet,1
Good days with good friends make me not regret living,1
" Hey gio, you are beautiful! I am Brazilian and I love you hahahaha! Please answer me  ****",1
" Whoo hoo Chuck! Although it is gloomy out, today is a much better day!",1
" My music teacher either expired or forgot about my lesson, leaving me outside waiting for my ride to pick me up for 1 hour.",0
aw now where`s that little asian girl who runs round pooping her pants in public? i miss laughing at her.,0
Turned my alarm off this morning because I thought it was Saturday. Had to rush to get ready for work because its def not Saturday   #FAIL,0
Goddamnit! If we live in an age of constant communication why can`t anyone return a text,0
That sucks that u have 2 go through that  id b pissed 2,0
has made a decision and will stick to it although I`m really not sure it`s the right one,0
back to school! feels like its gonna be a great day,1
 not funny he profiled my ****. Like wtf? I`m still kinda heated. Ugh,0
My mobile has stopped recieving text messages AGAIN. Stoooopid thing,0
; keeps getting such delayed responses. why is my internet so messed up?!,0
This may sound stupid... but i just bought a mask,0
_violence heyyyy babyy,0
 haha! And Twitter! Hard though isn`****?!,0
so cold,0
_ Lmao I know!! They have two days off. Good thing for them,1
" Hey girl!  Yeah, my allergies kick in at the most random times. Hmph.",0
 you said you **** up your nose!,0
" Haha ya, my friend and I are totally having a kick off party for the occasion!!",1
have you ever met a guy thatv was everything you want and need but you never really went for it w/ him ? g`nite Daddy,1
 why are you sad?,0
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?,1
" yeah i checked it, pretty nice site",1
 Good luck tonight on the big finale show!,1
"Grew fat today  GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.",1
Happy Mother`s day to all beautiful mother. May your love shines the world  Thank you mum.....,1
 I`ll most definitely write about it! I look forward to your article on RE5 (if you do write about it) It should be fun.,1
does anyone know any good rap songs? i need to make a rap/fun cd and i have no idea  helllllpppp,1
 thanks  this one will be a hit.  has been a patron since 2001,1
_elaine Our chandelier is here! I seriously don`t know how 2 get it through our door without sending it crashing down our steps,0
likes the smell of the roast in the oven mmmmmm must have dips and sakatas to tide me over till the roast is cooked,1
" happy #juddday, carrie",1
**** back home in tallcree (rez)  now i cant see my boyfriend,0
" If I can run by then, I will join you...miss running",0
shouldn`t have stayed up til almost 2 reading 'rules' but i did. such a good book. totally worth the sleep deprivation.,1
"First impression of Silverlight: sadly, based on what I saw today, it`s quite problematic",0
 Cool. That`d be fantastic!,1
'I never thought I`d die alone. Another six months I`ll be unknown',0
boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight,1
" Thanks for the headsup re: tour, just booked 4 tickets for the Palace on 20th June",1
: Happy Mother`s day to my Mother. Thank you for being such an awesome mother,1
 Thanks! That will be you in October,1
_MEXICO Hey hey. No problem.,1
My mind automatically wakes up at 7. Huge fail -- it`s SUMMER!  Good morning nonetheless. Gonna get ready for work now.,0
 you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday  but nice songs.,1
"rain, rain, rain. wow i actually LOVE the rain....",1
gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow,1
 oh darn i`m not in london,0
"_Jim I so much want to see the screen adaptation of Kick ****, but once i found out Nick cage was in it, my heart sank",0
Doing a mass cleanout of my room before rearranging it. Just sent mother out to buy me a bin and a bookshelf since mine sucks. Bad mood,0
 In Toronto  waiting for YOU!!! 48 days to go!,1
"finally, holiday.",1
I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy.  Just inflammed lungs,0
"one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!",1
Ugh i can`t sleep and it`s reallyy gettin to me gahif pisses me off so bad sometimes. Atleast i know who my friends are,0
interesting day. good overall,1
 i have a song suggestion. anything from the veronicas first album - the secret life of...  that would be a good choice,1
Brian is teaching me soccer!! Lots of fun,1
my baby`s off on his adventure. 14.5 hours in the car up to Lake Ann Mi. I admit it. I cried a little when the truck pulled out...,0
 Yay for full-term!!,1
 unfortunately noy   my life suck this year.,0
 Why I gotta be all that?... I sad now,0
learning to play guitar is one of the best things I have done out of boredom,1
 lol after this weekend yea ur right  text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there  bye bye,1
" the problem is, superstars always deliver huge files! too much energy pixels",0
"In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.",0
 no news on the kid. They can`t find the parent!,0
'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha.  (via )LMAO,1
 are you having any problems sending images from Twitterberry  mine just doesn`t want to work ! ****,0
 0k...enjoy Dora the Explorer..  greetings to your niece!!,1
finally gonna get sum sleep  that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!,1
  Hope you don`t get let down again.,1
Feel so depressed that I couldn`t save it... Thanks for nothing!,0
" Ahhh!  OK, remember the film now.  Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks",1
" --sorry for running over uncle Terry, but he just wasn`t living up to his potential. expecting more from his next return.",0
"Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood  Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning",1
 i honestly hope the theatre gets hit by a meteor before you get there,0
 i LOVE your hat! so cool. that looks like it was a fun day.  and i love that you used the word 'crikey' just now!!,1
Hates headaches! Maybe I`m not ready to rock,0
i`m so hungry,0
today i salute all mothers and honour the feminine....and now its time for a beer,1
There is a MacBook Pro sitting close by and my poor MacBook is ashamed with it`s plastic face and sides...,0
" Just go near a hive, they`ll tame you!",0
"Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.",0
.....headache,0
I am sad today,0
fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..,1
Not happy got a big choice to make,0
" Great stuff, can`t wait to hear it!",1
The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight,1
 without ur tweets i feel lost hit me with something,0
"OK, a few days old, but I love `s diagram of the mainstream adoption curve http://is.gd/ufIg . 'Everyone is doing it'   ...  !",1
Very good morning! Coffee and a taylor swift cd starts it off,1
" No, i dont think its bad. And its very well edited, too.",1
" Peace Bro, thanks for not just the music, but proudly representing as a father all over - Happy Mother`s Day",1
 Thank you - If you like please leave a comment and Subscribe!   Chicago another great musical.  Thanks for your support.,1
 did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!,1
 You`re such a sappy little fellow!  Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.,1
Im a bad blogger!! I have not blogged in weeks~ oops!,0
& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest,1
I`m slowly reallizing how this burn I got at work 5 hours ago really sucks,0
"just took my best friend of 13 years, How well you know Katie Outzen quiz and failed, how does that happen? its just so sad!",0
good topics. and ciggarettes.,1
Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery  but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!,1
 Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day,0
 You`re welcome! Cutie-pie kiddo.. in your picture btw  Love those shades!,1
anyone else having a problem accessing their account info on the istore?  i cant buy music and cant look at my account,0
I try soo hard toget what I want.. & I always end up having a goose egg..,0
 omg me 2 !! Haha i was half an hour late 4 work whoops !! Hahaha i h8 workin sat mornins,0
" The Hulk, great movie  You might recognize Toronto`s Younge Street in some of the fight scenes.",1
#f1 soon  good luck brawn and mclaren fix up look sharp :p,1
i feel like watching a disney movie...too bad we dont have a vcr anymore,0
"ending my evening on the best note.  i will love you forever, tweets.",1
I didn`t get my q`doba today! sad,0
todays weigh in....  only lost 1/2 pound this week :o depressing,0
about to start my least favourite chore.... mopping the floor,0
" i love your music  especially the fight, thats a awsome song by far !",1
"Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!",1
No one wants to sit with me at lunch  I guess I`ll just bury my head in my laptop and continue to be anti-social.,0
my apple-mouse doesn`t work on my shiny red coffee table...,0
 ohh i love green and purple.. and BLACK!,1
At the hospital today then shopping with mom  Love you so much.,1
 it was an awesome talk  find it very true that i am watching the ruby community closely,1
 LOL we`re such twitter addicts,1
Happy Mother`s Day to every mommy out there,0
 BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc,1
i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.,0
"happy birthday to my little sister gee! in celebration, have an article",1
" Happy Mother`s Day, Kadi!!",1
Ugh i have boom boom pow stuck in my head and i hate that song,0
"PLEASE PLEASE, ANYONE?",1
 nah i followed them first then they followed me. i think 12-306 overnight is pretty good,1
"Grrr, I can`t even practice Trumpet or vocals because my glands in my neck hurt too much! Guitar it is then.",0
"just woke up, having coffee, listening to Music, reading RSS...Sunday feels great",1
 sounds like a plan.....yea excited now,1
going to check and make sure no more fishies are dead. poor fishies,0
 *bows* glad to be of service,1
trying to understand why WHY i joined twitter.....everyone else was doing it i felt left out,0
Already back from shopping and about to do a nice monday roast,1
 she was performing at the lifeball in vienna this year but unfortunately i didn`t get the chance to see her.,0
I had a great time at the surprise party! We got him good!,1
just picked up her Blackberry from the middle of the street! Both she and it are crushed!,0
 Nice musli bars!,1
I smashed my pinky in julia`s car door... **** my life...,0
 my film didn`t come out  the camera was broken. lamesauce.,0
  congratulations  were you being mindful through the run as well or / and listening to music?,1
 Its WoW! effect  Thanks for the update.,1
 that`s great!! weee!! visitors!,1
" congrats, dreps! and good luck sa interview!",1
rah rah. youtube isn`t working again. oh great,0
 I agree! && I like the new pic!,1
" woot, woot! super cool",1
Finally home  Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol,1
" In other words, a perfect run, right?",1
  I know.  Sorry.,0
" and : Aww, thank you!  I love you girls<333333",1
"Oops, they don`t open until 9am",0
 Jess is invited just not me  I feel really unloved by u AND Aj right now hahaha!,0
" I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything.  urlm.in/cnmt",1
Great day. And another one awaits,1
I love when my ipod shuffles so all the good songs are all together,1
 may the 4th be with you,1
says numbers are all good - all that`s left is the white blood cell count.  http://plurk.com/p/rqo8q,1
 Take that back. I am insulted.,0
 Thanks. Busy as **** is good in my book.,1
" yeahh, yeah its the hifi lol. grr dads being a pain, he said if i dont find anyone to go with i cant go :@",0
mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys  VN sounds cool!!,1
Using my old phone!  gosh! I miss this phone!,0
hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them,1
 FUZE was giving away capes at Komen`s Race for the Cure today! And I`d always love a hug from you hun!,1
" by the way, it`s INconvenient...",0
  sadness. you could hang out with me and feel less apathetic.,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all my favorite moms.,1
" thanks for that, now i learned something new today  enjoy.",1
Have hardly worked out in the last two weeks but am losing weight.  Fear I`m losing muscle!!  Just made doc. appt. for injured foot,0
Have to go to the dreaded DMV tomorrow,0
 night honey..see ya tomorrow,1
Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence,1
 they do indeed  glad to hear everything is good with you. I`m great  life is good,1
"I am increasingly convinced that I am moderately lactose-intolerant - given my deep and abiding love of cheese, this totally sucks",0
17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon),1
 congrats! You`re the first person i`ve heard/read say that today,1
"Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun",0
 So you`re the reason I can`t get a BoC,0
just thought of a spanish name that she will pretend to be one night out: Ariella Gonzalez. like It? don`t care because i do,1
Mom is wearing shrug I bought her 2morrow...I can`t wait 2 c her n it..cute,1
" ****, i dont have 2 work saturday, & i was suppose 2 hang out with my friend & watch it. we can still hang out but no JONAS =",0
   _coach   IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight   http://bit.ly/yuFil,1
_shiny Thanks for the heads-up. You`re an hour ahead of me here.,1
I`m so hungry,0
Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!,1
 I love catching people singing in their cars. Even better if they`re dancing,1
 Yes! That sounds like a great idea. Message me on LJ about it,1
Ughhhh...mad as ppl make me some times...I don`t like 2 have 2 do yucky thngs  I am NOT cut out 2 deal w HR stuf...ppl`s tears kill me!,0
Can`t believe this ****! I`ve spend 30 minutes for for a snickers ice cream... Seems like no one does then anymore!,0
_Thomas ahhhh probably will...not good  u been Dubai before??,0
 gotta love the summer,1
"Is feeling sick, probably a summer flu",0
"thought id tanned after an hour in the sun, i was wrong....i`ve just burnt",0
i JUST **** cleaned the whole kitchen....and the **** comes home & is going to make a mess of it...my mom didn`t even get to see it,0
 ok  i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.,1
Enjoying the happiness of this special day. Another day that I can make the best one of my life,1
Well rite i gt a headache,0
Happy Mom`s Day to everyone in the US,1
OMG... Folding my laundry and matched ALL socks to its perfect pair!  Good laundry folding day it is,1
 Boring? What?! Ugh!!!  come back to of then!,0
"such lovely weather, i wanna go out!",1
 Hahaha I miss Bradddd and all of the guys and KEITH.,0
worried about Mr. Socks tonight.,0
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon  miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",1
 awesomeness,1
Fire call today missed it,0
  Hope you get to spend the weekend at home.,1
"Last day working for the Uni today, sad times",0
sick n tired of people who steal other people`s work,0
 my bad homie,0
 i know!  i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke,1
 ugh! Tis so warm outside too  unfair! I want to go read and pack!,0
  i for one welcome our new cyber-criminal-overlords.,1
 why yes ... a bag of goodies  lol,1
 cool thanks for the response.  I`ll check out that Firefox!,1
 http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful  U R cool Miley.^^,1
Wine and Saginaki with 7 friends = good times,1
"7846 - almost catching  up, so gonna kick her ****, and woop i will b joing the 10k mile high club soon",0
 ye it is not fare on me  x,0
 would be more fun to date then Steve-O.,1
" Thanks, none close to me.",1
Happy Mother`s Day ,1
  Happy Mother`s Day to both of yall.  from me and my boys...,1
" awww, we JUST missed you then!!  But I`ll see you tonight!!",0
_tall_blonde   ~~Hello~~~  and thanks for the follow.,1
_Layne you`re welcome sweety!  muah! xoxox luv ya!,1
" Oh no, that`s so annoying! I have the same problem - 14 thighs but 10-12 hips! I hope they catch up soon",0
Happy Star Wars Day! .... May the 4th Be with You!,1
 i love you kim kardashian i watch your tv show keeping up with the kardashians ur blessed with good looks,1
ugh. trying to respond to all of the emails/voicemails/facebook messages that I missed while out of town. this could be a while,0
 Oh very nice! I hope you have a wonderfully relaxing day!,1
going to bed  cant take thiss any longeerr maan. [U],0
" Plus you guys have IceTV, which I REALLY miss from living there.",0
Just getting back into the swing...Still sore from my surgery  and tired...Coffee time!,0
*sigh* i always disappoint people who get in my way...  everyone .. i`m OUT.. i might disappoint everyone else here..,0
 hope you have fun tonight,1
And thanks for the gorgeous flowers.,1
 thanks for the link love yesterday by the way,1
pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request,1
" either way, you always tend to make my #followfriday list, sweetie - you do rock that much",1
My dad`s not feeling well. I want to make him soup. Suggestions guys? + get well soon ayah,0
 for nearly a month!!  So exciting,1
"like spirits in the night ooooh night, qu� grande ere mr. springsteen",1
is so  just made a card 4 my mom!!   can`t wait to see the smile on her face when she see`s it!!,1
off to my cousins confirmation + confirmation party,1
it just thundered reallyreally loud at work and this little boy started crying  I wanted to cry too...I hate storms! wah,0
"In Whin Park on the swings, victory is all mine right now",1
 im having a bad day,0
 he always brightens up 'the week' ?,1
 but he looks so much better with short hair,1
" awww that sucks  also, when i finish uni, you should totally have a mini housewarming. yes, work it around my schedule, LOL.",0
Honza takes his flight back to the Czech Republic in the morning  I`m really going to miss him.,0
 the rain was pretty nice. I only have 150 meters of cobbles on my way here,1
is enjoying the night with her folks.,1
What happened with her??? Why is she being so wierd all of a sudden???,0
Sometimes I forget that boys have feelings too,0
i miss oklahomaaaaa  listening to citizen cope til i pass out.,0
 Thanks for the tip! It`s our Company laptops so was aiming for another solution actually....,1
 that would be awesome  lol,1
  Good one,1
 'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though.  http://bit.ly/uJUA3,0
" that`s cool, I`d be happy to contribute to any future articles. Enjoy the rest of the weekend",1
"just woke up, its laura`s last full day here  Last night we watched embarrassing home movies",0
"I miss Bri. COME BACK FROM QUEENSLAND, ****! I have no one to sit next to in class.  and drama is no fun without you. COME BACK, ****!",0
"Good night all, 15 miles of trails with 7 peeks to climb in the morning, fun times ahead",1
 YOU LOOKED ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT.,1
Just had some delicious sushi from niko niko on vermont and hollywood  mm,1
lol thats the highlight,1
 i knowwww.. i cant deal. this 9-5 life is not for me,0
"Back on track with the transcription process. Still can`t stop my lappy overheating, though",0
"Mahalo  great show!   aloha, thx for makin it out to Kauai, we enjoyed it!  Safe trip",1
Already misses the Dunhams.,0
" LOVE the album guys and can`t wait for the official release  Just curious, what top 3 softsynths/DAW were used on it?",1
 I look forward to having one very soon,1
" Cool, I used to live 5 houses to the left of that place  Always something going on :p",1
Doing dishes...i miss my kitchen team,0
 Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.,1
_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb,0
Dying to get my hands on the Diagnosis Murder DVD boxset but those pesky kids at Amazon still won`t deliver to Zimbabwe,0
" I googled him & looked @ a lot of sites... I should have checked here first.  How Exciting, for you both",1
"_dubbs curse you, igloo dwellers!!",0
 lol! I thought it was pretty funny too!,1
" wow, great to know a piece of software ensures our timely project delivery  #ProductNamingRulez",1
ugh i need a job but no one is hiring,0
 ok point taken.  I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway,1
Now every Saturday till 8/4 for work.  sucks. And no Friday or Monday off for July 4th either.,0
 when he`s there. he wasn`t there today. sadness!,0
Just found out one of my ankles is swollen...eeks now it hurts,0
I miss the old healthy me and I am loosing faith that I ever will be again,0
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........that really hurt!!!,0
 i think i hate you.  i didnt really want to but you make it hard for me to like you what with the cake and concert on the  ...,0
i looked all cute too!,1
 yooo myyyyye bust how I`m sick tooo... Just shoot me.  Long night tonight.,0
 it was nice to meet you tonight & thanks!!,1
 no other reason? I wonder if she loves you,1
Eh they shut the freeway down! omw to a job interview so i guess i`m gonna be late,0
"Urgh.... feeling like **** today. Bad headache, tired, blood sugars too high.",0
"'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep",1
Stupid alarm!! LOL Morning Twiits.....,0
playing singstar without my fave duetter,0
"Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work    Anyway, 2 great weeks",1
 smh @ playing dress up! lol. I can`t see the vid though... Its not working,0
I don`t feel good.  .My throat hurts!!!!,0
 thats pretty bad quality and probably the worst pic u posted till date,0
I miss  so much  I wish I had enough money to be with him again,0
wishing I was anywhere but here...,0
_Lovato Never been better thanks  what are you up to?,1
_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back,1
" No, but I missed you",0
Legs are hurting because I was standing up all day.,0
 Celebrity sighting: Spongebobs here! #BEA09   LOL! Now I`m even more distraught I missed it,0
"so its been forever since I`ve tweet, just wanted to say thaty I love bill! and I hope ya`ll have an amazing week",1
 that movie is awesome!,1
 take me with you!!!  Have fun!,1
" lol, we are staying in, Craig got footy, so Molly and me missing all the good weather, we have no buggy either.",0
 my heart sings,1
So its my bday weekend and **** is already headed south...might have to drive to atl tonight,0
sad that she didn`t get to see Rica before she leaves later today..,0
http://yfrog.com/0guyoj bonfires are my fave!,1
new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks,1
Panera is not being nice to my iPhone,0
" they were lushh wernt they, i managed to keep up to lol aww they were amazing  ****",1
 ****! I`m already thinking about all the shows I`m going to have to miss because I`m broke.,0
"i lost friends, when i didnt do anything",0
   me too.  it depresses me thinking about it.,1
 I love your show! I`ve subscribed and following your tweets. Can`t wait to see more,1
  Word. Yayy twitter after dark lol.,1
" Good morning MiaMiaDC  My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great  I hope you have a wonderful day!",1
Happy Mother`s Day to all of the woman and the men who made them mothers.,1
 Sorry to disappoint. Not a big Nascar fan but I`m still an all-around decent redneck other than that.,0
watching my tiny nephew  perfect baby,1
 Welcome,1
"the dog dug a hole in the backyard well iwas sleeping, now im grounded",0
"Swords make everyone sexy.  Oh, Harold.",1
 HI!  I`m Eunice Kyna! I`m a HUGE fan of yours! Can`t wait for your next album! ;),1
" Oh yeah, i`m the poorest person of all. But i shouldnt joke about that, poor other people",0
 goodnight baby loll jk night,1
 Don`t think you would be happy if you were...,1
Loves the fact that there`s only 5 days of school left,1
Blah to car repairs... almost 600 dollars...   Shopping around for a better deal.,0
 oh i love sunday mornings like this - mum just made scrambled eggs on toast,1
  it sucks no matter where you are! I`m gonna freakin be late for work!,0
Just saw a trailer for Batman Arkham Asylum and you can play as the Joker. But that`s only PS3 exclusive. ****  That hurt.,0
likes the reports from testers of his new package for Synology diskstations  http://plurk.com/p/ror5d,1
it`s friday! trying to find something to do,1
 I need them  It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!,1
 DUDE. same.  it hurts,0
 ohhh beautiful place. You on hols? Go steady on the mead!,1
_and_jay hi!  **** your job!,0
" I will, n btw happy mothers day sissy",1
"This is the best E-commerce site, I hope you`ve watched the big bang theory. http://www.pennyblossoms.com/ Please hit 'buy now'",1
" Happy Birthday!  What`s better than getting birthday greetings from strangers? Very little, that`s what! (I kid!) <3",1
 so sad i have to pay $60,0
"lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay",1
My son had surgery yesterday so mommy and son time won`t be as long today,0
Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.,1
"wishing i was there, so you should go in my place. #brandwkshop http://tr.im/mOXL i see they`ve got scott bedbury and more.. poor me",0
just found out that my husband`s grandma fell down the stairs & is at the hospital with several broken bones...praying hard!,0
_benson  Woohoo! Well Done! I started Macarena-ing too,1
"Work, work, work. Finally not sick, though.",1
My baby has his first busted lip.,0
"Wow, it`s so early. Just had the best conversation.",1
 You right...we are 'arguing' about nothing...I thought it was healthy conversation,0
 I hear you   Any time earlier than 11am is just mean!,0
"hmmm dollhouse sounds pretty good, http://bit.ly/z3aZv  i think ima download it and try watching it",1
Ugh sittin at work waiting for the carpets to be cleaned.  I was suppose to be out by 7,0
 living quite so close to RAF boulmer that might not be a good thing,0
" And these poor, unfortunate souls don`t appear to have any pants at all...  ? http://blip.fm/~78qvz",0
 has just voted for you. hope you win!,1
Stupid competition stuff keeps getting in the way  But I am going to get some words in today if it kills me   _writes,0
Soon my new job starts  I`m so happy!,1
"Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me",1
 why have you still not called me back regarding the groundbreaking production i sent you earlier,0
" Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try",1
Ow. Sunburn hurts!,0
  Getting dizzy. Going to have to lower my original raise. Please don`t think any less of me.,0
 you know I love you.,1
Conference call with HP.  They gave me an invalid pass code so I can`t attend,0
Wonders why its so hard for me to concentrate...,0
will miss jay leno ..,0
 apparently!  Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.,1
 Cheers. Wish I had more fonts to play with,1
 too bad i dont have either,0
my head is hurting,0
 Interesting Combination  Have a great one ;),1
@_Glitter_  kk but 4 sum reason its not lettin me vote 4 them,0
i dont know why i follow sme of the ppl that i do... they e anoying and boring. * note to self -unfollow peeps on monday morning,0
work was splendid,1
" Awww, *hugs* I wish I could help.",0
 thanks + agree  http://bit.ly/7vIKc,1
 ) I can relate to the frustration.I ruined my wp blog many times during updates.They warn you a few times.'back the ^$!@# up',0
 What the heck? Why?? What`s going on?,0
" Too easy! Happy Mother`s Day, to a great mom!",1
Listening Maroon 5 .... 'Songs About Jane' is one of my favourite albums in time,1
"WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better  what else is next?",1
 Are you guys gonna get the metal detector from the Brickmans? I saw Chad ask Davey on FB. Sorry `bout your ring,0
will be very hard to go back to work this morning- 4 straight days at disneyland tends to do that,0
What a great night.,1
Feeling much better  Doing History Research.,1
 I miss my neice  can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol,0
 yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol,1
Not a happy camper  not having a good day at all...,0
"a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me",1
feelin lonely now after spendin the last 50 hours with my friends,0
wow heather,1
" Yeah, I have seen the reviews and they are great! It is just that the reviews surprised me. Now getting tickets for tonight",1
Proof of heat  good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed  http://twitpic.com/670tp,1
 whahahah thank you,1
someone save me from boredom.,0
 LOL. Academy-ish. Haha. I really really miss O.B.,0
 anytime. I aim to please.,1
Happy Star Wars Day everyone!  Whats everyone up to this rainy bank holiday?  I am heading out soon for coffee with my mum then shopping,1
 Seesmic Desktop seems pretty good. Nice find,1
 knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome  chris has been busy!,1
" I like it too  I hadn`t seen the clip before, though; pretty cool!",1
Omg ! BGT making me cry  . That wee girl  it`s soo sad.,0
Warren and Hannah are dead ... oh my godd!! Seriousslyyy this is a tragidy !,0
just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy,1
 loved our lil tent-side jam session/mosh pit!!! EDGEFESSSSSST!!!,1
I hate the new mt dew commercial..the one with a giant mosquito..it scares me and grosses me out all at the same time.,0
"watching Cavs game. LeBron James, my newest love!  36 pts for Cavs, 17 by LeBron!",1
Happy mothers day mom  ?,1
Time for my ritualistic Friday night depression,0
"goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams",1
Enjoyed Star Trek... More please,1
 people dont get into fender benders on the way to school that just doesnt happen hahahahah,1
is drinking. Yay!,1
is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece,0
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",1
http://twitpic.com/66yb9 Ozzy back from the vet. Not feeling well. He looks so sad.    Possible UTI. Results tomorrow.,0
 im following you! im following you! im sorry!  ahhahah i missed you!,0
"http://twitpic.com/66uor - went on a really long cycle ride with my mum, brothers and my BFF Han today. My bum aches now!!",0
 ia so much! i haven`t really been happy with any of cooks choices for singles.,0
"Just got out the shower, Sitting on my towel  I Hate TwitterBerry I Can`t Reply To Tweets",0
 I know its a Block Party but would love to hear a DH original if you get a chance,1
  lost luggage? Sorry to hear.  you should check out our selection of travel luggage here: http://budurl.com/9mua,1
"is done painting all the bedroom furniture, I still have to do the table but it will wait until after the move. Uggh moving in the heat",0
I forgot to charge my cell last night and now it`s dead,0
"Love song for the night, 'Then' by Brad Paisley.  Happy Mother`s Day   Love & Light ~ Joy",1
 why has it been so long since i have talked to you let alone seen you?? it makes me sad,0
 one of my favorite quotes ever,1
Mouth hurts,0
Scotts the only guy for me   Good night<3,1
excited to see my cousins this week.,1
Goodmorning World,1
" omginorite! I`d be all fancy and tophatted all the time, it`s really too bad I can`t grow a handlebar moustache..",0
" Ha... Totally go for it. You`re a journalism major, so it`s a perfect fit.",1
wishes all you moms a happy & blessed Mother`s Day!,1
 addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help  BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*,1
Happy Mothers day  <3,1
" haven`t read that book, but heard of it. Feed, spay, love is a great motto for pet owners  although there is more involved",1
 Murphy`s Law?  Sorry that your computer is not cooperating when you have lots of work. My kids are .. http://tinyurl.com/km235x,0
"My Boy is leaving for the Summer, Going to stay with the Grandparents.. I`m gonna miss him!!",0
missing his voice,0
Nice lunch... Even better when mom pays...,1
 stop being mean to me!! ur hurting my feelings,0
"hanging out with Rex, missing Alabama and my Nanna already...",0
My spellingis awful on twiiter,0
" so did you watch?  I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore",1
So...woke up in time just for work.....boo,0
Happy mothers day to all the mothers out there!,1
Looking at our photo shoot pics...check out our myspace pics to see them...i love them all...,1
 THANKS,1
"It`s patio weather in Kirkland!  It`s also launch-yer-boat weather, except I`m missing the boat part",0
call me einstein. got math test results: A-  hell yesss,1
 ComicCon? That`s cool!,1
Happy Mothers Day! ..ok..seriously..good night,1
 i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out  so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy,1
 Rude.,0
 blah blah blah.... just kidding dude  i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!,1
"These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline",0
 I must of brought the bad weather with me to the states,0
It`s sunny and I feel really well today!  Yippeee!,1
"_10k much appreciated!  yeah, it sure is a challenge and a great reward. wouldn`t trade it for anything.",1
Watching 5 children and it.  i really should be studying. I`ll start soon :[,0
 lolol...i was trying to do that this morning but sadly i couldnt,0
" I haven`t got ANY cupcakes yet  I was hoping if I said it enough, some would appear!",1
 LOL Me too. Going out at 12am isn`t as easy as it used to be,0
i`ve heard Basment Jaxx`s new song 'Raindrops'...that`s fantastic!!! and makes me dancing  i can`t wait Fuji Rock Festival...,1
 at once haha.  poor aby still gets sore!,0
Goodmorning twitter bugs.. happy monday to you all! Today marks my first official day at my first fulltime job.. time to get ready!,1
 Your window ledge is decorated quite appropriately. I love it,1
Today is another good day for some less extreme experiences... Anyone a fan of #24? I`m watching season 4 now,1
 i can�t choose one  i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF,1
" Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late!  ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4",1
"Didn`t win a Lammy last night  but happy for Scott Sherman, who did. Walked my feet off at BEA today.",1
why the hell is it raining!! i hate the rain.,0
"Steve makes fruit smoothies for me each day & they are berry delicious, I made mine today & it was berry, berry bad",0
I have uncontrolable hic-ups right now that hurt,0
 tell your friends to tie you to the railing. I expect a tweet tomorrow about headaches and feeling tired,0
anticipating a tough day ahead,0
Hella wow .  no doubt .,1
My brain hurts,0
Bank holiday mondaaaaaay   Exams tomorrow  D:,0
"it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home",1
: why is it so cold!?!?!,0
 I`m afraid not much  I just realized the true difficulty of this design. I may cry soon. #idmfinal,0
"Listening to music, Texting . umm Msn lol.  bit bored . lol. Garth Brooks wooo i love him hehe . <3",1
Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru,1
it`s good to see all my family  was a good day today,1
" it`s a modded 360, so you can`t send it back?  That Red Ring of Death sucks!  It took weeks to get mine back from Microsoft.",0
"Home early, yeh! work to do over the weekend, $%$#@!!!! not happy!!! so much 4 a big1",0
 a pleasure Bojan,1
Oh that just made my evening.  I forgot Merlin was on tonight!  But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.,1
is feeling very sick,0
 thanx Tom  love u too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a great day,1
THE best job in the world & yes its in Australia  http://tinyurl.com/clxl4l,1
"Screw the reviews, I thought Wolverine was awesome. But not enough Dominic Monaghan for my liking.",1
"I love the start to a fresh new week, `tis when I am motivated most",1
bed. with stomach ache,0
 argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away,0
_1   is leavin bc of racists *starts cryin*,0
HOW COME ITS SO HARD TO FIND A GUY WITH THE SAME PASSION FOR LOVE AS FOR A WOMAN?? AM I EVER GOING TO SEE THE DAY! IM lonely yall!,0
 Thanks very much for the #ff  ! My only one today,1
 Well done! Happy for ya.,1
evryone come here http://www.blogtv.com/People/GinaNicole2 were spamming so much and blogtv is glitching and it might work,0
" Yeah, It`s not available on Public market yet. but will be soon. looking forward. I`m sunburnt  arms are itching. boo hoo!!!!!!",0
RIP Robin from the Washington Park library,0
 sure ill follow you hun  ohh thank you are you a subscriber on my youtube?,1
" Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you  Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!",1
Practically my whole body burns... I can`t bend over or make any sudden movements with my arms,0
 thank you dearie -- I just followed dome of them on there too!,1
  you are disappointing me......,0
says I miss plurking.  http://plurk.com/p/wxion,0
 I miss u like cotton candy  <3,0
that was a fun bacontaco night,1
Everyone we have another hater  ,0
 Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend  Take care hun xxxx,1
"To every mom, mommy and mother, Happy Mother`s Day   Hope you all do something special and fun today.",1
"right im off for a shower my little treasures, ill see you later on",1
  but i love your haaaaair!,1
" Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!",1
" But then you might end up like that poor bus driver...  And, this is kinda weird, but I wish I was there today! :o",0
"OOOH,  i have a question for you all. DOES YOUR CHAIN HANG LOW?  idk! sorry!",0
"In pain,, poor me, I HATE THE SUN",0
 Love to see that!,1
" had not heard the title or author before, must look it up  Enjoy",1
__O lol but tiz a good song,1
"oy, im such a nerd..im writin 2 no1 cuz no1 is followin me  i mean lik sum1 was but their account was deleted due to 'strange activities'",0
" LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks  8 isn`t much better.",0
Im glad i can make sumone smile,1
 Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...,0
At my rehearsal...gonna miss the game  please keep me updated! Go Nuggets!,0
None of the people I talk to in my P.E. class are here  I`m going to be so bored all period.,0
 It`s amazing the DVDs I`ll put on my Netflix list just based on the trash potential inherent in their titles,1
" Aw, that song makes me think of girl scouts.",1
"Great weekend, even though my site is not moved. Plenty other things to do and learn. Keeping the faith and looking to the future",1
today got her POP! t-shirt & lovess ittt  haha x,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all Mums on Twitter,1
" Ohhh, i really want to see Coraline, it seems really good",1
_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time  home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!,1
"srsly, BGT, joke maaan. how lame. ughhhh work tomorah have to get up early",0
Ok so 4 needs to hurry up and come wtf I wanna go hooooommmeeee!,0
I just had a lovely lunch of curried rice and mussels with baby octopus - yum,1
"The top 5 words I`ve tweeted: hug, good, people, fun, twitter. http://tinyurl.com/dcxoty ... that`s really quite nice",1
 I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?,1
"thank you for teaching me values and to be a better person each day  I LOVE SO MUCH, YOU`RE THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD",1
Cross Country was today...Hmmphh my feet hurt,0
"  - Guess POTUS will be able to do more digging & folo up on the SS nomination. He`s in a good pos 2 do that,",1
theres too much light pollution to see the stars,0
I love my Maitu. N she loves me. Happy mothers day mama!,1
_trick It`s all good  The next 6 months are going to be awesome.,1
"a reply from  would  make my life, he replies usually to the people who call him ****, then he tells them he willblok them",0
4 more followers.. follow me and I`ll love you!! *pouts* Please?,1
      You`ll be missed!!  Bring me back  a keychain!,0
 sorry about that anna wintour repeated tweets!! sooo sorry  somethings up... | was wondering abt the quad tweet ;),0
"I definitely missed listening to The Spill Canvas, I miss seeing them live as well  'Now I`m in stitches ooooover you and oooover you, oh'",0
watching Scariest Places on Earth - I love this stuff,1
now i dont feel so good,0
Can`t sleep and nothings on tv!!,0
i`m worried because something bad happened today and i don`t know what`s gonna happen next.,0
" greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee",1
 i like it,1
" Awwwww, i`m sorry",0
whats wrong with my flickr  http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchtoastcake/ my quilt top photo only shows when you click on it! SAD STORY!!!,0
is going to help lancey cook,1
slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...,1
 Or he`s gonna chop you up into tiny bits - one of the two,0
feeling sick and wondering if I should get out of bed to go throw up or just go to sleep...,0
" no worries, good news are good to spread",1
Just sat down to play a quick hand of poker and won $5k on my first hand with a flush. I`m done for today,1
mcfly gig last nightt omg it was amazin didnt sit down through the whole thing  mcfly did you see me and ma best mate we were in tutus,1
Good morning.,1
"  Greetings Joan:  Just wanted to say I STILL MISS waking up to your pleasant personality & face in the a.m.    Hugs, Angel",1
Oh no adult school again,0
I LOVE TWILIGHT !!!,1
YES! I DONE IT! at last.  my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.,1
busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life  *whistle*,1
"Oh man, there are dead deer everywhere in michigan.",0
 And I thank you.,1
OO YAY 39 FOLLOWERS I WANT 100  HELP ME,1
" I`m sorry, Andrew. I wish there was something I could do...",0
" I will  I enjoyed doing the peg bags, I`ve adapted the design for a tote bag  Bit cuter than I normally do",1
"Wish we had a garden so we could have a bbq tonight...  might set up a lounge bbq type thing, that`ll work. #fridayfirehazzard",1
" lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack",0
its 35 now.   ilycecily <3,1
"wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing",1
 Your missing qualifying  I think David Reutimann is leading with a 22.96 ....,0
 ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.,1
#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right,1
Gonna nap n chill then probably go to the movie later. Ugh i have a headache this sux ****. Cloudy day too,0
" Katie is my Malamute dog, as for my weight, well I`m about 6ft tall and 73kg, which is quite good",1
Listening to The Man Who Cant Be Moved <3 I just love the connection with GW  Doing Dutch and might do some art later.,1
Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed  sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night,1
 You live dat glamorous life.,1
Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation,1
" i`m relying on my mobile, which lacks reception. Trying to help, but just looking silly",0
Dang I just realized how bad my eyes have gotten,0
 gonna go home and TRY to take a nap. I am emotionally exhausted   ... I will be in after.. <3,0
 Tataindicom is not as good as Tatasky  Airtel broadband is better.,1
I`m really mad at the world today. Today is just a sucky day.,0
 OOuUch!...good luck,1
I think I`ve got invisible glass shards in my hands cause my fingers keep having painful pokey feelings,0
 Thats beautiful,1
 YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah  i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!,1
Poor baby`s got his first booboo  that he caused himself LOL  http://twitpic.com/673vt,0
 awww i missed it  twitpic?,0
 http://twitpic.com/5h3ad - And Brazil??? WE LOVE YOU TOO!!,1
 LOL!  good men watch the flicks w/us and just sigh!  this is a good flick so far it`s called 'Because I Said So',1
"  Cant Thank YOu Enough, WHo is NITIN BETWEEN?",1
" i can`t listen to music at work  I probably could try, but then i`ll have to start hunting for a new job on monday",0
 Doodle whats wrong?,0
Epic ocd moment? I deleted my sims file that i spent hours building just because i set his favorite food wrong,0
Nic has no idea what he`s going to do!  money is all gone!,0
i have no idea what im doing and i am completely lost.,0
_lu I must be getting old and bent: that is the second thing you`ve said in the last couple of days that has not really been a turnon,0
Happy Christmas! No wait... What is it again happy M...........easels day. No but seriously.... Happy Mothers day...  lmao,1
The VP is gone...so why am I getting a headache?    Time to have some coffee and fight it off. #migraine #ohnoyoudidnt,0
My blackberry is soon approaching her death,0
" : http://tinyurl.com/c6tvz5 Germany loves you, haha.",1
It hurts to breathe again.. Why?,0
contemplating when to hand in my lovely car,1
 the happiest place on earth  j`adore,1
ughh feel rubbish,0
This is California it has to be sunny... But its not ::::: makes me kinda sad,0
sitting at home...need to be pricing the garage sale items...but i have no help so its boring by myself,0
"_Henrie oh my god, yeah! that cake looks delish! i hope you shared it! haha.",1
is off to RENT soon  Hope I can get home tonight though with all the train problems :s ...,0
" true, depends on the couple  Personally we`ve found adding more has increased the fun & increased our bond",1
Glad to see the sun out in Dublin after a great week in London. Back to work,1
" Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing!  Rested! Lots!  xoxo",1
&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr,1
I want to wish all the Mommy`s a happy mothers day!,1
I don`t like when my g1 changes.    I feel like google should send me an email and tell me all the things they`re gunna do to my phone.,0
 That sucks,0
Listening `Hallelujah` on Youtube. Leonard Cohen wins.  #xfactor,1
"hate working when its sunny,boohoo",0
My generation is too **** apathetic to party down in the desert. 30+ knows how to have fun and my age group is generation myspace?,0
 Can you come with the guys to Brazil? We`ll love if this happened!,1
 That is annoying. What gear is it? I`ll take it off your hands,0
_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go,1
" sounds cool! Liverpool`s ace, especially if you like the beatles cos there`s museums and shops dedicated to them",1
 You`re very welcome,1
"Stupid me, accidentally gave my honey the Atomic flavored buffalo wings and now his stomach feels just awful..... Im sorry baby",0
 Thank you! You know I really love `BHB`,1
Fuuuuuuuudgeee I burned my finger with oil! It hurts,0
ah my tummy hurts  **** starbucks sugar/chocolate/caffeine,0
 ah! NFG were super amazing! Jordan is `pretty legit`!! Can`t stay longer 2 meet everyone cuz we hv 3 hour drive home!,1
 hehe...nice try,1
" Hehe ! Thanks for your advice  I choose the shoes, only three of them, so hard !!!",1
" thanks  and ill cross my fingers for you, that the rain will stop",1
Haavent read the paper yet about the magic loss nor did i get to watch the game last night.... But i do know that we lost,0
grumble..weather man.. don`t know wtf they are talkin about.,0
I know I`m already a week behind on FF. Will TRY to get one done today! Called into work 2hrs early due to problems so will be a busy day,0
"Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle",1
 Good Morning Chairman of the board! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFM0pYyUcy its a living thing....!,1
I hate only having 1gb ram to use as host and 1gb for Virtual Machine  Sucks so much,0
jerk josh! didn`t even come meet me  - im thinking of a number guess ?,0
Havin a much better day today!! Finished the last Twilight book yesterday. Classes start next week!      Get at me yall!!,1
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",0
I hate thunder and lightning!,0
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit advanced databases in 8 hours and 13 minutes  fail,0
 Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok  Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C,0
 I sorry,1
fel�z dia de madres  | happy mothers day,1
I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them,0
"loved, but hated driving in pollution",1
" Probably not a good idea, its hard to tweet on the web, I miss Tweetdeck!  *cry*",0
 my mom wants to lay. We`ll be there later. Probably a little after 10. And  I`m sorry you`re sick,0
 heeeey good luck for unair sweet!,1
Is up so early and proppa shattered and knackered,0
 One of the fake 'you's followed me. Haha. I so wish it would be you instead!,1
is *ugh* what a miserable looking day. 54 degrees. Where did summer go?,0
"Good Morning BTW - A public holiday in UK, love it  and dinner tonoght with 2 special people.",1
"Word to all those i call mom, and there are a lot of yall.. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY  i love you all!",1
Happy Mom`s day to your moms !,1
My legs are so **** sore. And my feet hurt to walk. Whataday,0
"Oh, ouch. That hurt.  **** washing machine is out to get me!  <.<    >.>",0
"is upset, I left my phone at home again",0
i feel less than nothin`.. lower than zero..,0
My sister graduated today  it was amazing and super emotional. Wow ...,1
Is wondering if my ankle will ever stop hurting,0
"12:46AM. HAppy birthday little sister of mine. Also, good night Priscilla",1
"Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.",1
": I saw US Postal was hiring, but once I was done filling out the pre-application thingy it didn`t show me jobs open in the area.",0
 Hope you did great - you certainly spent enough time studying.,1
i`m sick of waking up and feeling exhausted,0
Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night,1
"Cant believe Venus lost. A real shame. Smh. I think im getting sick  Had such a **** week, doesnt look like the wknd is gona be better!",0
 You`re a real ****. I`m gonna slap you in public.,0
i have nothing to do except right a eassy due on monday D: :[ :{  ]: }:,0
 you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother,1
Alcohol makes me tired. And I miss and want him so much. It hurts,0
Such a headache  It`s killen me!,0
I wish I can see clips of your show that you hosted. Hottie Shawn in the 80`s! and yes your still a Hottie!,1
doing my english essay (on r&j...wtf) that i should have done a long time ago when it was assigned last thursday,0
 May be back later...hope you have a good day  Byeeee ****,1
watching 'Say Anything' - great `80s movies and the starting point of my love for John Cusack!,1
 yum. Do you do home delivery,1
going to church  god bless you all.,1
 Belated kay Tita.  Wow! 2 prizes in a day! Congrats!,1
ya could hit me up on aim or here cause i am mad bored nuttin 2 do,0
 I would advise watching it in the cinema. I am sure the effects are worth it. Unless you have a monster TV at home,1
sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!,1
Doing my fieldwork databook. Slept awkwardly. Bones all sore.,0
 oh noes I missed you again.,0
my little booboo is sick,0
Looks like the #GM Bankruptcy is going to happen. This loss will help offset the gains that I had earlier in the year tax wise. Oh well,0
Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning,1
I`m feel deflated. Ugh. No more dog.,0
hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions,1
"_OTTAWA ur welcome, sweet dreams!",1
" - No hard feelings, I hope  Like I say, I think we agree with each other.",1
thinking about recent job opportunities and hoping to get one! and gettng ready for church,1
 hi Nick! I really like the serie JONAS  it`s awesome! See you soon in the concert! kisses - Marta,1
Haha Happy Star Wars Day!  'May the 4th be with you' - clever,1
 Bummer I know   LOL  I actually do more partying when i am in school then out of school..I think it somehow helps me..hahaha!,1
 SO DO I!!   My jet is in the repair shop...lol,1
I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..,1
Could be useful  13 Tutorials & Resources for a Perfect Twitter Background http://tinyurl.com/dl2upx #design,1
" it makes me happy to hear a girl talk, or tweet, about the nba. but... could you give my nuggets some love?!",1
I am so sorry i fell asleep first,0
is still missing her husband.    I really want him home.,0
"Sometimes, twitter makes me feel like an outsider..",0
aleesha`s piggy died  she can`t catch a **** break man,0
"Happy Mother`s Day, Moms!!! You are wonderful!! Have a great day",1
I don`t like my dress,0
" alas, I am moving   (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!",1
"omg! taylor and selena broke up  sooo sad, aw i think i actually like selena now. poor gal.",0
UGH BUT I N33D T0G0 BAD..,0
 You be a good girl Whitney,1
" ali, just like you do!!!   have such a wonderful sunday!",1
 Nice glasses. Looks good,1
 off to the cheese counter I go! Thanks,1
" Awwwwwww. You two are the cutest.  And gods, I LOVE your hair.",1
"i`m thinking that tonight`s plans are not gonna happen. sigh...sadface. i shouldn`t be surprised, but i am.",0
Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .,1
 Oh it`s been so long I can`t remember,0
 Sadly no robot songs in my library.,0
Well thats that then. Exam failed and bsc gone,0
TODAY WAS SOO FUN!!  happy bday chrissy <3,1
Had Sbarro for dinner and Krispy Kreme for dessert. Mmmmm! But so not very healthy.,0
Enjoying the cool breeze at the beach. It helps me relax and unwind.,1
" KH is the only thing I`ll be a weeaboo about.  I still prefer it in English but I`m impatient, haha",0
 Time for me to seek out some coffee for my own caffein love affair too!! Mmmmm... Sweet been of hyper-goodness!!,1
"can`t wait to get his hands on his new blackberry, this one is dying on me",0
 - I know! It was drizzling all the way to work!  Hope it warms up this weekend....,1
 Oh wow they are really good  I think Im going to use one of them lol.,1
 Not any more.,0
 Great... I`ll check it when I get off work...  They block Sims at work...,1
" have a good day girl, ill call you later",1
 Haha! maybe I should try that. The insomnia is kickin` my butt,0
not so good mood..,0
 I CAN`T!!! My heart aches for her children  I wanna adopt alexis,0
_dang my phone is still broken.  just come over whenever.,0
"Oh hey, look, North Korea are going to kill us all; or at least some of us.",0
in about 30 minutes Happy Mothers Day to alll the amazing moms out there!!!  going to bed!!,1
"I don`t believe it, my puppy likes brussels sprouts!",1
i feel like **** right now and i have one more month of school left  FML HARD,0
 cool np. It`s got me working on a series of designs.,1
Happy Mother`s day! Sent msg to mom and got her phone call. I wish one day we can live in the same city so I can take care of her.,1
" have a great time in the Hamptons. Hope it`s for some relaxation, not for work",1
" awh Tom, thats really cute. i love you guys for that really, `cause you care about fans  x",1
Aw i couldn`t see robert before practice. That makes me sad,0
Sephora is having a 75% off sale. And I`m so broke  Life isn`t fair.,0
Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.,1
 yea I was about to call you shallow but you saved yourself by saying he makes good music,1
"i know i have lots of comments to return but i have been really busy  i`ll get round to it guys, sorry",0
Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway,1
"FML, i cant loose another friend",0
At TGC concert  good to see old friends and remember the old times!,1
_Atticus Thank you,1
end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things...  http://plurk.com/p/rpaag,1
office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.,1
Hanging out at the San Fran airport. Got a few hour wait until I go anywhere...BTW SFO`s $7 wifi is garbage.,0
 you look sooooo pretty love. dang I wish I was in NY so I could c u do ur thang,1
" `erocka the ruler` i called you, but i see i gets the no love   whats up with that?",0
 Aww I feel bad for the lil ****. He look like he know what`s coming,0
is fairly upset at the fact the twitter/bgt session will have to commence without Sam..,0
"fear crept in but it`s already been dismissed. now let me do this thing right, coz this time the feelings are there and it`s so different",0
I want another shake from Ritas.Badly.,0
", you make baby jeebus cry",0
@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/6695k - Awwww poor boys! *cries* So sad..,0
"wearing a pair of trousers that were loose last year, tight this year",0
trying to finish my ****-ignment.please god help me to finish it,0
"I lost 4 followers over night, nobody likes me",0
 yay Happy Mothers Day to me  Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E.  (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO),1
Ha! I think I really have lost it. Time to get ready for work.,0
 i hear you.. it pisses me off haha,0
"To make it worse, its my friends party tonight, and I`m stuck here. I haven`t seen her for months",0
I`m really bored! My brother went to get his permit! Stay off the roads! Jk lol! It feels like all my friends have abandoned me! Except 1,0
In pillow heaven,1
 you fail. at life.,0
"alright, rawknroll.net live on radio23.org - next 2 hours of vivid spring to summer music  rawk on and enjoy!",1
"Celebrated 18,000 plays on Last.fm with Dez Moines by #tdwp http://bit.ly/GWUHX",1
 Thanx love,1
likes patricia`s dress,1
 right..  making compromises is what kills us!,0
" Weird, suddenly blogtalkradio is giving me a domain not found error.  I was just on it 5 minutes ago!",0
"Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!",0
Be beautiful        http://www.theskinsociety.com,1
Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day,1
just broke a vase that i didn`t even get a chance to use,0
 her son is 7 and captured it outside...THANK GOD I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL,1
my attempt to sync facebook and twitter seems to have failed,0
I wanna leave after 2nd period *cryy*,0
"My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!",1
 ME! oh wait wrong state,0
Yao...broken foot...so much for that series  Denver`s next,0
I dont wanna im to spanish today,0
Don`t you hate it when you`re left with one slice of bread left in the bag? Half sandwich.,0
I need to wake up earlier so I`m actually tired enough to fall asleep,0
some of my new followers are pretty cool tweeps; check `em out.,1
 Are you a night owl or what? Always on here as the same time as myself  Enjoy your scifi show.,1
 cool! Linux?,1
"ok, back to the dentist today. All I want to do is bask in the sun",1
FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday  i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.,1
 thanks for your follow  just do you own thing + join in with what interests you,1
It`s Hollie spelt with an `ie` not a y!! She made me cry on BGT tonight  Gxx,0
 - 21 days to go  Happy birthday for then,1
" totally forgot about the dgree show et al. Now ensconced in home, wine and ready for bed",0
 haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it,1
Hey everybody!  hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog...  OMGosh! Send me the link again please!,1
 that was awesome!!,1
wish i was 17 again,1
"For some dumb reason my dresser is sticky on top. And for another reason, a family history book got attached to it  Now the back is jacked",0
" thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out",1
_N9ne I`m not having a good day,0
Just got off the phone with lainey the love of my life  . . . Now im taken a ****,0
  Ah bad times   I hate exams. I feel so unprepared this time as well. Sucks haha.,0
Feeling very tierd! too much college work!!!!!!,0
"Doing my FF later, too busy making up plans for today. Beshie   is gonna be in DC June 5-6 for a bball game.",0
nomatter how much i sleep am still tired  either going to sleep early or late....,0
 Wahoo! Thanks for the mention to others!,1
"Yay, my train is late... It starts here but it`s 15 mins late arriving from London in the first place",0
Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed,0
" happened about three weeks ago. Why, is there a serial card fraudster on the loose?",0
 sorry - didnt mean to   hope you can think positivly about being 80 and looking back on 30!,0
Twitter is slowing me down today.,0
Daaaaang. Up: in 3D.. Sold out,0
knows its all going to sort itself out,1
is loving life,1
" yep, so I **** it.",0
 my keys were cracking and ****. I kind of miss my old phone already.,0
 i lurveeeeee you,1
i have been in the lounge for HOURS...and i have not been productive at all. upps time to go out,0
Today is 777 days until LeakyCon 2011. Awesome number but I wish it wasn`t so far away,1
"thinks something and okay, goodluck ako.  http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl",1
IT DIDN`T WORK,0
Everyone MUST watch this...it`s Snowball the dancing bird & he will make your day...I promise!  http://tinyurl.com/37wt5f,1
 Didn`t realize you were that young! Advanced Happy Birthday Stefan. MTFBWY... Always!,1
 Haha thanks.,1
_Gates am also gutted...the end is nigh  x,0
 haha. Thanks Shannon.  3 out of 5 boats got first.,1
"mmm, just had the best delicious chocolate pancakes for tea break. oh thank God for HERHSEY`S Chocolate Syrup!",1
"Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!",0
 Sorry - I have failed to grasp your meaning,0
happy mothers day!  <3,1
 i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.,0
"PINKPOP weekend & I`ve got NO tickets, meaning no BRUCE Springsteen  Oh well, it`s WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKEEEENNNNDDDD!!!!!",0
 Ahhhh....  The the wonderful 8-Track adaptor.,1
"I don`t think that im feeling too well. all the sudden, im tired but scared to fall asleep cuz I know I will wake up sick.",0
 My Friday made me miss high school,0
"Shipwrecked all weekend  license wasn`t suspended, it got cancelled. Can`t take the risk driving and no one lives near me",0
" my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well",1
I knew I should`ve worn the SARS mask on the plane from SoCal.. feeling the beginnings of a sore throat,0
"17 things to do, the last thing on my mind is cleaning up everyone`s cake mess",0
 Thanks man.  That sorted it. I only ever remember 222.222,1
just slammed my finger in a car dor  FML ow,0
"My guitar ain`t herew yet?, feel like i lost a limb!.",0
 don`t forget to follow emma from london =  like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls  it cost me �14,1
" Hey, sorry I didn`t get in touch sooner! We didn`t go by Bologna. It was out of our way",0
 lame. you should have said hello!,0
morning all!!! have a blessed day!!!,1
looks like another sober weekend ahead...,0
"Enjoyed this week off work, back next week",1
" I`m not going on the cruise. Wish I was, but I`m just going on vacation. Thanks though",1
   you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!,1
"it`s raining here  i`m stuck inside working today so i`d probably be peed off if it was sunny outside, i`m now ok with the rain",0
I am so sad...,0
off to bed I go..have a great Mom`s Day all you moms!,1
Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight,1
 I hear U. I can barley keep up with the followers I currently have. Its tuff on a mobile device.,0
Oh no! I just read they are going to do a remake of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun   Stop it hollywood-just stop!,0
  have a good day!,1
ran over a worm skating...  poor wormie. but glad to be back.,1
"Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal",1
 of course i would,1
 I am doing fantastic JJJ!  You? Doing your questions already? teacher`s pet!!,1
facebook is being a ****,0
Just picked up my copies of the printed brochures I did for the BWRC. So excited,1
wants her boo  btw love fhnixon`s posts hilarious!!!!,1
" the old blue G4 is too slow to code on nowadays, I have a laptop I`ve borrowed from work ++ lets me lounge while I browse",0
to save my heart I think Imma let go! I can see myself getting hurt with you!,0
Happy mothers day mumm  xoxo,1
waiting for the last video to be rendered. while watching episode 11,1
http://twitpic.com/676hv - R.I.P Fristy just thinking abt her,0
friends romans and country men lol ppl need 2 help me out and say i have twitter i dont have any friends   loner loner la da da,0
okay the new jonas episode was awesome,1
Presenting today...hope it leads to the ability to move up one day,1
 I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...,1
A very special HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to all Mommies!,1
 Ok.. so what do you think of a snapshot befoooore the vid recording on Seesmic so the ladies dont look like freaks? just sayin,0
_sm I`ll have a look. Do you live in the centre of Glasgow? I was born on Bellshill & grew up in Bothwell. I miss Tunnocks pies,0
"Off to meeting in Lincoln Square, bummer, no more free parking",0
i wanna vote for Miley Cyrus for the mtv movie awards..but i don`t know where i could  somebody could send me a link? thaank you <3,1
likes cheerios and scones in the morning,1
Some guy just said he wanted to spank me,0
" WOw, that`s a lot of work.  I hope today is a day off for you.    I`m working as usual.  But, getting some playtime in too.",1
 would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho  haha xo,1
Heyy.thnxx.or.inviting.me.to.ur.party.rob.ill.be.down.there.on.june.24th.ill.miss.u.when.u.go.to.italy....   <333333333 txt.me.hon!!!,1
" yeahh! i am very happy with my pendant, and hope to see you in future fairs. ps. good mini muffin",1
fml. i stepped on a needle.. ouch.. waaaaa  **** drycleaners,0
i just learned the hard way that FireWire 800 isn`t backwards compatible with FireWire 400,0
The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog-  stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY,1
" I`m suffering from the Internet that works bad, only sites hosted on russian servers are available for me",0
i feel like a princess.  i love lingerie parties!,1
 I miss you too,0
" Yeah it`s the Ford Focus Titanium, you only get the helicopter add on with the top-end luxury models unfortunately",0
It`s Maiko`s (keyboards) birthday today! He`s been a good boy. Maybe he`ll get presents.,1
 I ake it you`re at work then and not lazing at home on a sunny bank holiday.,1
 is it for dinner? the amount for dinner ones is greater than say an afternoon snack. a pack for the day is prob ok.,1
"where is the love by the black eyed peas, so many memories. Watching the hulk!",1
i`m gonna miss eddy if we`re half the country apart,0
i have the song here comes goodbye stuck in my head not a good song to be singing considering my situation,0
needs to mug for Chinese A`s but doesn`t feel like it.,0
_graham yerrrr sameee haha its the way he plays edward i thinkk mmmm,1
Listening to have heart. Aka i took over carlys last.fm      its 4am need to be up in 4 hours.  Looooong day tomorrow,0
started her new job today! aaand so stoked for may long..  and billy is awesome.,1
Good movie.,1
loves the cancuks  <3,1
 The devil you say!  I`ve been waiting for the Black Widow in movies and now she won`t be awesome at all.,0
is up with a nasty cough i cant be sick i have a huge weekend ahead of me,0
 is new van a nice one,1
  sounds like a challenge then  I can see it would be useful to be able explicitly  schedule threads...,1
" oh yeah, that`s right! thanks for reminding me",1
I hate having headrush,0
@ Ember with Dante... I have so much fun with him  can I smile any harder...,1
ScREW MY PHONE. ITS BROKEN. DONT BOTHER TEXTING.,0
Missing Nate more than usual tonight,0
"has applied for OSAP yet again- God, I`m gonna owe major $$$ by the end of my academic career, this just ain`t right!!",0
may the fourth be with you! happy star wars day,1
 Tell me about it! What is obvious in real life makes for great entertainment on TV  It is great to try and figure out the killer,1
 make sure you practice your hooping today!,1
just came back from karaoke & eating dinner with emily. it was sooooo much fun,1
 congratss to them,1
 HA ha - how much?  Thanks for starting to follow me.,1
"Played some Mythic Brawl in order to get a good screenshot. Instead, I got a Perfection!",1
I just spent 2 hours looking for a blog topic and ended up inventing my own.  grrrr    http://bit.ly/QRz6y,0
Havin a bad weed first wisdom teeth then ran out of weed now I might be getting sick . . . if only i had more weed,0
  if she sees that she will cry! lol,0
 hehehehe oh i love the Purate ENglish sooo much,1
"Waiting for an email that will probably never arrive. ED later, Consti study after then hopeless bumming.",0
shawty next to me like hella good oowwwww,1
" Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.",1
Just saw the new Star Trek movie. It was so good!! Zachary Quinto is amazingggg,1
Sittin at the hospital with isaac cause he hit his head,0
" Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.",1
" i`m not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.",1
Happy mother`s day !!!!,1
**** being drunk and hot sucks,0
 A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell  Love you!,1
 shame Freud can`t follow up on those implications,0
 Yay! I too had some joy in that department,1
 missed the cutoff for the free chocolate  eh well...bikini season is coming.....,0
i wish i was going to be with my ST girls tomorrow,1
My neck hurts a lot.,0
"I hate exam time. I want my life back  Also I want the ability to revise back - if I ever had that ability, that is.",0
_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!,1
OMG.. THIS ONE??? YESSSSS love this Danny song,1
 so you are like the rest of us on this miserable bank holiday.then LOL,0
"_ omg and you never would believe what we did. ahaha, i loved it. but it felt like a movie, but REAL!!",1
 yeah...she passed last week.  so sad!,0
"_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang.  but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you & ",1
"happy mother`s day, mom  I hope the breakfast was nice.  I love u ?",1
So lathargic... Definitely need today to rest. Sad bout havin to call out but mentally i needed to,0
 ily babe. Sweet dreams.,1
feels not good at all,0
"Im soo happy Kellz is back from TN, we bout hang out  all the time",1
 - thanks!  it`ll be great    ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands!  lol,1
i won because im awesome,1
 I knew my mom loved flowers and she loves the Rieger Begonia so... hanging basket seemed perfect,1
munchin BACON BUTTIES! woohoo!!  my faves!!!,1
"just got home from a nice party, just not tired yet",1
_shields06 good job!  I wish i worked in a zoo,1
"tiiiiiiired! Going to bed! Drinking leads to making out with boys, who you later forget their names.... Don`t drink kids. Goodnight",0
"1.2 mile run and 450 meter swim, things are looking better and better... Laying off the bike today",1
Thank you all once more for all your lovely birthday messages,1
" - no,  is buttfuck stupid. I`m just silly and forgetful",0
"_nickj07 Um....Nicks Voice,Smile,Eyes,Laugh,and Hes a Great Rolemodel",1
"Nice win by the Dodgers, 8-0 over Giants",1
Bioshock is as fantastic as the first time I played it. Now sleep then more Bioshock tomorrow,1
 they just said she was very elusive; should be tricky,0
 aww thanx andy,1
 I can honestly say that thematic had a big part in my blogging enthusiam ~ I love being able to do what I want,1
****! tying run is on 2nd!  let`s hold em` Raiders!,0
 **** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite,0
 congrats!!!  I highly doubt u`ll have buyer`s remorse...u`ve wanted that car for a while.,1
really really wants to go and see Coraline.,1
well Sunday the weather looks great gone take my bike to visite my mom on her day,1
 hope u did alright on the final,1
 What is everyone saying about the supposed **** pics of Matt Striker? Hope he doesn``t get in trouble,1
 Haha **** you not inviting me,0
 A new baby? How exciting  Congrats in advance,1
" it shocked D & I, too!  Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?",0
<-----bored to death,0
hates not being able to see his monitor. I have about 25 minutes before the sun is not blinding me,0
Theres a spider above my bed  calming my fears by listening to greeeeen day<3,1
 Happy birthday in 2 hours and 54 minuets  Haha,1
 that is a good pic  All the guys looked good yesterday tho..don`t ya think?,1
"sometimes i wish i were a man, i could pee were i stand, and scratch my chest, but instead? here lies a breast  hah",0
ok... finished all the Mikados  Should shut up now! lol,0
 and added it to his collection. i was too much of a punk **** to ask for it back.,0
 Thanks! and to you as well!,1
"I have the worst stuffy nose EVER. Lauren`s spending the night, and I took too much Sudafed!",0
"Very excited about camp, loads of people aren`t but I am thrilled about that fact we get to sleep in tents and roll around in mud",1
 ur really the sweetest person ever! thanks for making everyone`s dreams come true..(p.s) my dream is for u 2twitter me back  x,1
 **left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!,1
wondering if my local Borders is going to make it. Lots of bare shelves... It makes me sad,0
" I don`t understand anything, HELP",0
 LOL too bad he`s taken!!!!!!!,0
 ...actually find something they`ll like. it`s easy to get a good gift with a lot of money tbh. nowhere near as personal though,1
" No, a-ha is unfortunatelly from Norway. We have a big family happening and therefore we need some old hits",0
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now  Off to work",1
Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought  and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...,0
 awww THANK YOU!  you are a great guy too  how`s ur weekend been so far?  hugs ****,1
Is getting more and more excited about thorpe park tomorrow,1
I truly praise God for my mom-the greatest mother in the world  Happy mother`s day to all of the mothers reading this. Enjoy your day!,1
I buy the team Zotz and they decide to roast me.,0
" I can only imagine, but I know I love hearing about your novel!    I`m kinda awake, lol.  Will continue to do so, hopefully.",1
Stupid Twitter - now I`m faceless ...,0
One of the most random phone calls ever. My god kill me now.,0
I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work,1
Its already hot outside...  thank goodness my car has amazing a.c!!! cyalater!!! off to work!!!,1
 OMG! I KNOW!  I give myself a stroke everytime I go getting mad at them. (Quietly with the windows rolled up.    ),0
 ahahaha! That`s funny.,1
finished the book... vat a good book <3333,1
Jus Got Hom Fr. TDa Funeral... I`m So Sad! I Cried So Much Times! Much Love Grandpa!<3 I Never Got To Say My Last 'Goodbye' to Him.,0
watching supernatural!  how exciting.,1
: So wonderful to spend Mother`s Day with my mum.,1
 Im glad you`re a lot happier barakitten  <3 see yah in july,1
Migranes suck....Especially when the kids are suddenly hyper.,0
Busy day! No time to tweet  Bmore what`s happening this weekend?,0
 LOL I love my MacBook too. Oh and my iMac. Can`t decide which I love more. OK 24' iMac trumps 13' MacBook,1
Bout to hit the sack...got **** to do tomorrow. Happy mothers day MOM!,1
 cut yourself a slice of cheese cake.. it makes everything better,1
mattress armada needs to play a show soon or i`m going to be seriously sad,0
 lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!,1
" i chewed up a Starbucks and a Subway gift card at Christmas time, I got in big trouble. I not allowed near purse.",0
 yeah do you feel anything at all? I remembered I was looking at loopt on his phone and that **** was coughin all over that,0
"cower failure: when you mean to comply, but stand up for yourself instead",0
" same to you bud. Kudos on your hardcore gym training, it`s a great lifechanging experience, keep it up!!!",1
not in the mood crazii crazii highly upset now with everything & everybody,0
goodnight to all,1
"Will this rain ever go away, my puppy is getting cabin fever and she doesn`t like going out in the rain",0
OH NO! MY FAN BROKE  NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.,0
Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool  http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c,1
Always get my hopes up too soon...we were soooo close,1
 I ended up not going because my left knee is killing me.  I think I pushed myself too much yesterday,0
I need some plugs. for real. my ears want to stretch. and I have no money,0
 haha me tooooo! I miss you I havnt seen you in ages,0
I am soo happy! Thank you baby for the best 1095 days of my life,1
  thanks hun!! I`m working hard over here...  thanks mama!! I yuhh you!!!,1
GOD SCHOOL IS GOING TO SUCK **** NEXT YEAR!,0
In a period of exams days are for study and nights for study and sleep... no funny time...,0
 Nice! You should submit that to failblog.org,1
Good morning everybody !!,1
"BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.",1
" YAY!! that`s so cool  aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!",1
because he _real_nash wants to be an honorary Filipino  i`ll follow him now ;)) thanks !,1
"left school just now. my new dress broke, the strap ripped off",0
Happy Bank Holiday,1
"_fred6 It`s REALLY cool! No, I`m on a PC now, I don`t have a Mac  well I do but it`s ooooooooold  I do have an iphone tho",1
chillin bored drinking a margarita. txt me,0
" ah its getting there  still a fair bit to go, but it`s coming together fairly well! aw  where are you from?",1
 oh the noon? I don`t know if I can make that one...I only get 30 min for lunch,0
  what good role models...  i like how yinz think!,1
  I`m so sorry.  I don`t understand why some people expect everyone to react to these things with the same 'poise' as themselves,0
" good girl, sarah. now we`ve got ourselves a club",1
" lucky you, all we`ve had is rain in the city today  enjoy! ;)",1
i have a yucky burn,0
"I hate dreaming that your at some awesome party and you wake up at home, there was jager at the party too",0
  psst new blog up.. comments me likey,1
  im going to my inlaws tonight.  hopefully my new niece will be there!  who needs kids when my inlaws have them all for me!,1
lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll,0
I actually drove in today - no incidents to report  to quote Ice Cube - Today was a good day,1
11 Days left until freedom. I really just want to get through this weekend. I hate essays.,0
"sooooooo NOT happy, wattching disney channel....rubbish rubbish rubbishhhhhh, didnt get my jonas 3d poster  the dude wasnt there but im..",0
had a awesome day!,1
Got approximately 3 hours of sleep last night....I love my life,1
"  I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, that`s really sucky.",0
Going to bed after a great night with a friend  glad to know she has the same feelings about classes as someone else,1
is a sleepyhead. looking forward to tomorrow. i love his family.,1
 a wet and dirty one now,0
 The sight of it made my afternoon,1
 movie out today but i cant go see it,0
watching chelsea lately!  loveeeee her <3,1
i wish people would leave jon & kate alone  i really like that show,1
I keep on falling asleep when I`m suppose to be awake. I miss my babyy..,0
so i have like no more friends it`s kinda sad,0
"Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!",1
tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO,1
goodnight all in the twitterverse,1
just called Toyota. Car won`t be ready til 5.,0
 Seeing my friends and doing coursework  I have the weekend off work so I am happy!,1
"Holy cow! Archie Andrews finally marries Veronica Lodge.This is not what I thought will eventually happen in my 6th grade  Awww...bad, bad",0
Wow no one loves me  ,0
 turtles and shoes make an awesome couple  if only shoes could talk back to the turtle :p lol,1
"Every time I pay off my library fine, I get a new one.  I`m a bad patron",0
" me too  no one even liked my answers to life last night, pshh",0
with hubby at the dentist ready to hold his hand  and getting nervy about potentially buying a car tomorrow,0
This weekend I started a 'Healthy Lifeestyle' - not Diet!     Let`s see how it goes - will keep ya posted on my progress.,1
about to start work and missing him like crazy.I wont be seeing him till Tuesday,0
i hate feeling like this about him  i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit,0
" dammit, no! one tweet from september, noodles is also taken",0
"I don`t get it, I was feeling fine yesterday. and now im a ball of sickness ! i hate the flu,",0
thinking 53 more days is the only thing that gets me through work. ahhh i dont want to go,0
" the balance is ~$8,000. unfortunately i havent been able to find a card that has a limit high enough to transfer the whole thing",0
"Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around  Good night people <3",1
  got my hair rebonded at some korean place. dude! my hair is f`in fried! cut 5' already ... now just chopping it off!!!,0
 ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me,1
" Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo!  Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!",1
 is there something wrong with the internet in chelmsford? my tv on demad isnt working right and my internet is SUPER slow,0
"Just noticed the new sidebar on twitter.com, looks nice",1
Finally sunny days and I`m too sick to go outside and play.,0
 Same  also trying to get my house ready to sell... I can`t believe how much **** I own !,0
 I need to do some more post but I don`t have time on this tour  ........... Apologies to all my supporters.,0
Really wish I could have gone to  this weekend,1
 my feelings are hurt,0
"Was a little slow to try this one, but Ben & Jerry`s Mission to Marzipan is a bit of a letdown.",0
"Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*",0
... A kidney stone. Really?? Ugh  http://tinyurl.com/qsw9vq,0
_ I don`t see how there could possibly be another choice.,0
 rofl! we aren`t wearing dark grungy though! I asked bradie if it was ok he said yess,1
" bloody Feds, they lost last statement and r hounding me for another one. I dodged them one last week",0
 whoa!! hahaha! wee going there in a bit! just watching Hugh Jackman`s interview at Oprah.,1
 Yeah  The entire time I was all *swoon* b/c of his eyes..... *swoons thinking about it*,0
greeting again every momma : Happy Momma`s Day!,1
Im really excited! cant wait,1
"Goodnight twitterworld. I`ll tweet y`all later.  Goodnight, J.",1
 I am in the `real world` which apparently involves a lot less twitter....  sorry!,0
Just got back from 5km run!  It was really good!,1
loves the smell of roast in the oven - thanks  for the ideas!,1
 thank you for your comment,1
I don`t like waiting,0
  Cool...a VERY productive day! I just got a spot as an extra in a feature film that is filming tomorrow  AWESOME week all around!,1
Vacation over!!!  Looking forward to the next one........,1
" we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show!   http://bit.ly/12R3c3",1
"I am native, not french ! I hate this ! !  ! Trying to find animals in french, I SUCK, SOMEONE HELP PLEEEEEASE  ? Alone- Allison Iraheta ?",0
"Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace",1
I love my memories. It`s almost like re-reading my favourite book all over again,1
LOVING the hot weather forecast for the rest of the week!!!!  Summer is almost heeeeere,1
 You are very welcome. You deserve #followfriday every day!,1
 Awww   I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL,1
Viviann`s all minee. Yummm,1
im very much excited to go back to school,1
" this is funny, we just discussed Bela Lugosi  over dinner, his apearance in Plan B from outer space 'best' movie ever",1
" Np mate, was great meeting you in Prague",1
" MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!",1
"At Rocky Cola Diner in Whittier tonight with teacher pal Mr. B, we had a great time chatting but no one else came...",1
Yukky  Rainy Friday,0
 Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee  LOL,1
I am hungry already. Not impressed! And everybody has gone to Rubys,0
 Listened to it again coz you reminded me. This is so depressing.  ? http://blip.fm/~5joo9,0
Sickkkk  ....and I need 11/20--NOW.,0
"So I was just angrily told I was extemely abusive...mentally, emotionally, & physically. It made my day.  Nightss.",0
"Making a video for HitRecord... hope it comes out well, it`ll be my first record",1
**** the day flies when u got 3647 things to do and only 8 hours to do it in!!,0
 thank you Jonas,1
" You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!",1
"Full, thanks for the food Jean  I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.",1
 I`m very much in tune with your words today. Thanks.,1
"Guess I`m gonna try the nap thing again 2day, but since my kids haven`t cooperated with it yet this week I`m sure 2day won`t be different",0
Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me,1
_benson Loved it! You continue to delight us Amber.    Great job on the backing and the video by . Kudos.,1
I don`t wanna go to work,0
" Awesome, congrats on completing it! (I can`t believe you cycled the distance to my cottage though in 1 day.  )",1
Grrr..stupid internet connection ruined a great scrabble game,0
'Never give up on something you can`t go a day without thinking about.' I like that quote.,1
"Ugh, migraine.",0
 Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend  Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!,1
 i wish i wasn`t all  bummed but i kinda am,1
Nooooothing to do tonight,0
 Star Trek is really good. I loved it too,1
 pshh. Thanks.,1
having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out  love n peace! {be free},1
" Yes, Cathy.  (Ordinarily, I don`t have much of a problem with naked girls chasing me, however!  )",1
Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!,1
 Happy Birthday! I hope you are doing well and had a great Birthday day,1
 my heart hurts too.,0
God i`m so sleepy today I can barely focus,0
_Stained http://twitpic.com/4jhe5 - I LOVE it!  that is just so awesome,1
 Hope you mom is okay,1
I have found the best songd to have stuck in my head are relient k songs...I know every word and can finish them,1
 Ur welcome,1
is Happy Mothers Day.   Taking Mum out for dinner to one of my favourite restaurants down Glenelg now,1
I WANT A GARDEN  sitting inside when it`s sunny sucks.,0
"sorry , i chili cheese dogged without you",0
Just woke up :o mums singing to her new gn`r cd replacement i bought because im a good daughter,1
"mmm... hot chocolate, ugboots and topgear... life is good.",1
It`s hella itchy!  http://twitpic.com/66m7f,0
 apparently were not as good as the Brazillians tho`,0
Had the best night I`ve had in a while.,1
The chicken noodle soup I made for lunch to feel better just burned my tongue . . .not a good day.,0
is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!,1
 =O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too,1
"_you Ah! Haha that`s exciting. If I ever come to Australia we are definitely gonna have a movie night, FYI",1
The Oddo`s grandfather passed away in his sleep,0
 thanks kelly! that means a lot.  have you figured out your apt thing yet?,1
Why am i even trying to go to sleep. Its 28c in here. I miss the cold winter nights,0
Digiqom welcomed new team members in the company today,1
At hospital.. Uncle is in surgury after heart attack,0
 ohhh that cant be very fun    but hell you manned it up!!   looks like you got some **** done today!!,0
"Sighs, well I accidentally clicked back space on my mouse",0
"so bored  Gonna go to the Carnival and get an all day pass tomorrow. Excited for that, but very bored today.",0
gahh. my freaking lip ring is going to be the death of me. it never cooraperates with me. and im over it now jack haha;,0
Im going bed i dnt feel well as always,0
 yay! we will have to get together soon and do something,1
 I corrected myself,1
"Happiness comes from within...so the fact that it is a gray, rainy, Monday doesn`t bother me. Well, not too much.",1
 My condolences.,1
  Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks,1
 yeah exactly the fans overpower the haters anyday u know wat do wat u wnt i dnt even care anymore i know the truth about them,0
Bank Holiday Brunch.  With all the fixin`s.  Absolutely fantastic,1
Upsidedown tomato plants died!,0
had a really weird night last night and misses her friends,0
 I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details,1
"Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms  It`s a tough job, but totally worth it!",1
 Tracky Daks are one of the only good things about the weather getting colder. That and porridge. I just did both,1
  I`m bad with understanding there things! You should know this!,0
 Really?? I feel special,1
 this week has dragged a bit for me too  have an essay to write about the seaside then Im seeing eddie izzard tonight x,0
  read something happy?,1
  Thank you and Happy Mothers Day to your Mother also SNL tonight,1
 Thanks for sending the link.,1
" Thanks!  Your name strikes me every time I see it, as a friend of mine uses belofsouthie as her email",1
" It saddens me, you`re youtube has changed. It`s just like every other youtube kid, you used to be different",0
 carnivalsofparis i think i still have yours on my bl but i`m not sure... i hardly talk to anyone anymore,0
At least they ( kids) havnt gotten to big to still say mommy ILOVE YOU. AWWW they are so sweet. I am so lucky to have my kids.,1
Oh how today sucks....,0
 I am sorry.,0
**** wasting deodorant... i aint goin no where... i aint havin company  let me funk it to ya!,0
you wanna know what`s worse... my coworker just brewed a fresh cup of coffee and all I can think about is bacon,0
Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0  shes fussy,0
JUST GOT TO LA  MISS HAWAII ALREADY! DANG,0
 I`m sorry darling... I`m all over the place tonight.. I didn`t mean to neglect you..,0
 ugh. it sounds like a busted cable box then  what time zone are you in?,0
 good luck!!  OH and I are playing inthe mixed knockout this week. Playing the pros 14yr old son playing off 5 & top woman off 6,1
I love music so much that i`ve gone through pain to play :S my sides of my fingers now are peeling and have blisters from playing so much,0
I have a farmers sunburn! Ahhhh!,0
just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!,0
" went with john grisham instead... she was very pleased & never suspected a thing, lol. hope tomorrow is a better day for you",1
 hehe  now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me,1
 Morning Chip - loved the new html format on your ezine.,1
"_cm  Didn`t drink enough for a hangover, just tired and over worked",0
Had a great night! Tomorrow is mothers day,1
 Just try to do your best. I hope you don`t get laid off.,1
Going for a ride! Perfect night to go out and chill,1
Finally able to get Flight Control for my Ipod. Best game app! 123  **** choppers lol,1
"Just been bitten by SmoothStreaming, it doesn`t seem to work for my client`s linux users...fan-fricking-tastic",0
"Needs to `unfollow` some tweeps, its not that I dislike you but I can`t keep up with you tweeting literally every 2 minutes! Sorry",0
On my way to work wish I had more days off,1
i really should stop relying on my family when they say their going to get me lunch,0
mint choc ice cream whilst studying.....now thats good,1
 Congrats to Howie! I hope you bring little James to germany soon  Wish you all the best for your family!,1
Ashley= getting sick... Ugh I`m losing my voice! Nooo,0
 i wish you were playing at MY prom,1
 Have you met me? (lol) MY MIDDLE NAME IS CREEPY FGS,1
" Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",1
  You`re just jealous!  Guess you`ll be walking around the office tomorrow in your Malo!,0
This is dedicated to all those moms out there - Happy Mother`s Day  ? http://blip.fm/~5z2g9,1
"Not feeling too good at ALL, about to head to work from 12-5.  Not a bad shift, just not fun when you don`t feel well! Hope it goes FAST",0
thirty minutes turned into three hours. oops,0
Welcome to everyone  Playerstation.it is now live on Twitter. www.playerstation.it,1
 hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking),1
 Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s  i was rootin for you.. hows things going?,1
 sounds awesome..,1
http://twitpic.com/4ja12 - we were bored,0
" That`s awesome man. ****, I should of sent you an affiliate link.  lol. oh well.",1
 Well I can`t get Cupcake because I can`t connect to T-Mobile`s network because my SIM card is corrupted,0
 answer my really cool questions,1
"1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!",0
life is so boring without you,0
Thank you guts for 360 followers! It means a lot!,1
Is sat in her PJs drinking tea and watching the Politics Show. Lovely,1
Twitter has been foking up for me today arg!  1 and 1/2 hours of work till the weekend! Woooooo,0
moving 11 blocks up the street. goodbye hardwood floors,1
 that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps.  So far I have not been turned down ;-),1
I`m not impressed that it almost always rains on Bank Holidays !! Stil... It`s a free day - no college,0
 You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day  How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL,1
" the movie Tym... So sad, I was crying non-stop.",0
 let me know how it goes babe  good luck!,1
Getting one of the lil GEM`s ears REpierced after work today- definitely dreading it,0
 probably not in this weather,0
 omfg I have been DOWNING them they are so tasty. I ate almost all of them with Lo,1
 - thank you - I take that as a compliment if I may -,1
New baby arrived yesterday. A fab baby boy at 2.8 kilo  Very proud and happy,1
 I like tweet deck and I`ll try the other one u recomended Thanks,1
"**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.",1
just starting my day...a long Friday,0
wow i`m soo hungover,1
"Watching the Broncos vs Chiefs 1994, Montana vs Elway on NFL Network.  I still have nightmares about this game   FU KC!",0
The parking meter computed 25 plus 25 is 40. I got jipped! And the 10 free minute button didn`t work.,0
 someone`s a sweet tooth  i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol,1
 Yep. Nothing to worry about.,1
" eesh, sorry to hear that. That isn`t going to make travel to Michigan very fun.",0
show was amazing. so cold out now  hope I can give victoria my card and get my dvds back ;) ha,1
Ok super bored... guess no one else it,0
happy mother`s day everyone,1
"wow, 5 pm rolled around really fast. I accomplished only one thing on my to do list today...",0
" Oh, that sounds bed..poor girl",0
" I`m only allergic to some bunnies. Are you allergic to all fur? That sucks! Isn`t that cosmic irony, a furry allergic to fur!",0
 aww... my mom will appreciate it   Much the same to your familias! When do you leave for tour?,1
"Lots of tasks to complete today. First, wecloming new members to Canadamigos Social Networking site, www.canadamigos.com, and coffee",1
_c ive sorted it now operating system and all apps are on a seperate 60gb drive,1
" Excellent, he will never know, lmao.",1
" I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though",1
"Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.",0
Wishing all the Mama`s out there a very Organic Happy Mother`s Day,1
"Why does #googledocs do folders, instead of labels like #gmail? I kind of like labels",1
 Happy Birthday and cheers to PAO!!,1
"_zero its cool, and thats good",1
 Hi Heather. I dont know why... but I just saw your messages from April!! Have not been very twitter friendly...,0
Another Qi about to start....I`ll be missing the next 4,0
"(cont.) Small children are not puppies. And cleche sarcasm is so annoying. Bcreative, but then again, that`s too harrd",0
got the twilight board game today  good old ebay..,1
 Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting,1
Bought new racquet for $145... wish this racquet will do the  half and God the rest .well despite recession things are fkin costly,0
I need words of inspiration  where`s  and  when you need them??,1
seriously. increasingly good nights. stoked on life! couldn`t be happier  #goodnight,1
the mum`s cake is done.. now i need make a good luch and tomorrow will be an amazing Mum` day,1
" Ntah, I really wanna be there",1
own 2nit but i cant go.,0
is incredibly worried about Stanley...,0
"Omg at Hollie! That was well sad to watch!  See, Simon can be well nice when he wants to be! lol",0
 congrats hey,1
 You still have class? Ouch,0
My poor phone is nekkid without its cover.,0
I`m quite afraid to string now since I don`t have any .024 wire use,0
" no I won`t honey I got mad yrs to go , why am I crazy?",0
 Glad you are having a blast.,1
Played the Eclectricity Festival @ The Custard Factory last night was an UNREAL atmos right till the end! Glad i played last set,1
In a Drill Sergeant`s voice: everybody wake the **** UP!!! *flicks on everyone`s lights* it`s 500 est rise and shine beetches!! Lol JK,0
3-4 hours sleep last night  barely functioning,0
in Singapore! its so warm over here! Having a blast already,1
Waiting for 5:00 & having cramps,0
Im home where i am about 2 drink alone.,0
Good Morning All!   Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday!   Thanks for all the #followfriday recos!   I am blessed!,1
" awwww  I`ll be waiting then, hope it doesn`t rain",1
Just got an IM from another co-worker who just got laid off. Lots of people becoming unemployed,0
_liden Thanks for the follow Tove!,1
"Bleargh. I can never clean as much of my house as I want to before work, no matter how early I wake up. Today: sink, laundry.",0
  that`s sad. Trauma... Future serial killer...,0
 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO LIKE THE NEW PROFILE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
Tracy and Berwick breaks my achy breaky heart  They split ways in the hallways.,0
"Gah, I`m jittery and upset for absolutely NO reason...",0
 I ALWAYS miss out! I wont be able to commence in the foolishness til` the fall  But come fall I`ll be visiting!! YAY!!,0
" ooh yay, its been forevs since last ss tv  baked dinner is so good, how yummy. I had prawns  ****",1
 I hate you,0
dangit. LSU w/ a 7-spot in B7 now leads Southern 8-2.  Was intentionally not mentioning anything and it got jinxed anyhow.,0
back from the yoga retreat. I recommend this to everyone,1
They took my property,0
 the no tweeting guilt trip didn`t stop you huh?  I felt so bad!,0
 Obviously not too bad,0
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOMMYS EXSPECIALLY MINE  LOVE YOU MOMMY,1
Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful MOMS out there. MOMS are what makes the world stay balanced. Have a great Mothers Day,1
" Good luck  I wanna see them again too. I waited outside by their buses to see them before, no autographs tho!",1
just woke up day off and need to go in to work that sucks. Also have to go dentist for filling at 12 then st helens for mri scan at 2,0
 Thanks for the info,1
home alone on a friday night  doesnt get sadder than that folks,0
"  LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!",1
  YOU`RE FAKING IT! Hahaha...I kid.,0
 Happy Mother`s Day! I hope you have an awesome day...and a good rest of the night,1
"Goodmorning twitter, oh my gosh, i woke up soooo nice, lol ... oh hai thar twitterverse. Happy #mothersday everybody  (especially mine)",1
_2890 Nt able to follow anyone  friendorfollow.com here i come!!! #itsucks,0
omg J.O.N.A.S. is my new fave show <3 one guess as to why hahahha,1
 oooooooh I KNO  EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!  ROCKS!! >,1
Awesome beer pong party at my house in the yard tonight  going in when the sun is rising is officially B.A.,1
 Hehe,1
 .. thanks dear.. wish you the best too,1
"is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come",1
  no water park today? made me jealous looking at that pic,0
 awhhh It was so nice to see you.,1
DANG! I just ran over a bunny on the way home.  Why do I feel so bad? And Why do I have more compassion for animals than I do humans?,0
" since I`m reading the Twilight series and watching Underworld today, I gotta say...perfect pic for my day",1
is really ultra bored,0
 when you haven`t had one in over a week! that was a really mean joke he just played on me!,0
 i`m trying to figure that out right now,1
" 'And I`m packing your ANGRY eyes, just incase'",0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to ALL MOM`S HERE and to YOUR MOMS too,1
too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?,1
Back from x-men origins . Was surprisingly good,1
Had a fun late night talk with   Good night world.,1
Just watched 'Marley & Me.' Cute movie. Going to watch 'Twilight' soon!  Love it!,1
my mobile phone refuses to charge!!  either the battery is broken or the chargerrr ( booooo,0
dont get to see my boys tomorroww.im sad,0
" Thanks for follow. Was just adding you from your twitter page, after commenting your blog",1
" well, maybe you can always head for CNT. be sure to save some for me!",1
I want it to be Wednesday already so I can hurry up and go to New Zealand so I`m busy and not sitting here bored and stressing,0
_Joelted i will definately be there tomorrow,1
 Thanks for the tip on otherinbox...  It won`t work with outlook for me...,1
Just finished watching terminator. Other than the music nothing is great,0
 LoL! there u go..that`s the spirit haha,1
 ouch acid reflux hurt too...,0
wanna do some sessions with ronnie he da bomb u know?,1
"Got caught in the rain. Sand Monsoon all the way home, even though i looked like a complete idiot",0
Happy Mothers Day to all you mom out there,1
Is looking forward to a yummy dinner with mizz Kate jones this evening!,1
 nope  i`m bored and hungry.,0
Happy mother`s day to all the mom`s! Love you mom,1
"I had a realization today, and it made me sad  But at least the healing can begin.",0
EMO moment!!  Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!,1
 On the way home dood.. Dont think the crappy vodafone gprs can handle yaymen.com,0
http://twitpic.com/66vld - i don`t like this bangs! I want my hair back!,0
 2002 - the TSX is nice just cuz it`s a new car- handles nice but doesn`t have the horses of the TL-S,1
 Yum. Thanks.  Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up.  I`ll text you when I set off,1
can`t be arsed to get out of bed  hello sunshine,0
 no labels?  Sorry I know I`m really needy.,0
 I wish they replied to us. July will be utterly amazing!,1
 http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!,0
 you should see the Morning Rush Forum`s shoutbox. Overheat bcoz of campaign! Flying skirts!!!,0
 You never write back babe.... my feelings are hurt,0
" wow,that must be sooo cool",1
"Omg I want TF2, everybody on my Steam Friends list is playing it",0
Be sure to let the moms you know how fabulous you think they are!!   Almost Mother`s Day.,1
 haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.,1
" Thank you.  Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes.  Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest",1
is ur boyfriend better than mine? hell no!,0
unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025,0
My wife can`t get on the guest list for tomorrows show because it doesn`t exist. LAME. I guess no wife at the show.,0
" haha it`s ok. i really don`t like getting to other businesses so its Ok,",0
wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!,1
Why can`t I buy the Nokia N97?!? Amazon says 'cannot ship to this address.',0
just wake up.and i got flu  http://plurk.com/p/x2zp6,0
"'Your gonna miss this, Your gonna want this back, Your gonna wish these days hadn`t gone by so fast'  So true I already miss this year",0
_bach Thank you for YOUR positive energy + contributions here!,1
 A little `Chair Lift` tonight would be muchly appreciated,1
I am sooo tired,0
Sitting outside with my laptop  Its kinda nice,1
  Whaaaaaaaaaat?!  Thas HOT B!    Super nice!,1
"After sleeping in  the rest of the day was busy. however, I got to spend the last of it with my favorite babysittee (the kids are great!).",1
" SUPER EXCITED. JUST BOUGHT MY TIX TO SEE HEY MONDAY ON 6/20. AGAIN.  ~SVETLANA J. DENVER,CO",1
" haha, sorry, it`s past my bedtime",0
**** I failed in my assassination attempt on Louis  re: http://ff.im/3mrIM,0
" Hey, did his wife die? I am really confused. I hadn`t been on his MySpace in a little while, but I just read his Twit.",0
 Sorry bro  That`s rough.,0
 oh that`s Star Trek  going on the 7th already. Woo!,1
 that sucks.   did you save any of it?,0
Rachel and chelsey left me and jenny stole my bike.  that makes me muy triste!,0
My favourite photo (that I took) from last night: http://tinyurl.com/oto5sz can`t wait to see `s pics,1
Just started feeling bad again  ugh. I hate it when I don`t feel good!!,0
 thanks for the follow! The love of your life is adorable,1
 saying goodbye to something familiar never becomes familiar,0
"gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks  i wish i didn.. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ag8",0
" yes, i found you! come to greenville. perfect weekend for pictures and no sidekick to go shooting with",1
Addicted to Glee... watching the video over and over again....I should be out,0
this weekend was a very relaxing one.. i was at my cousin`s place and watch a tv series 'Tru Calling' really cool,1
Happy star wars day everyone,1
 *hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.,1
 i hope so. i really need one! we`ll see. unfortunately drama always finds me.,0
 What software do you use to design sites? I`m a CS student and currently I hard code everything. It`s not the fastest way...,0
" dude, saw your Twitter profile after a long time - love the background. way way cool!",1
 Ahaha!! I have all of your albums.  Each stuff of your music is so beautiful! That`s why I am so in love with them.,1
 !!! It`s fantastic!,1
http://twitpic.com/67tcr - Ouch!! Burnt my arm on the grill,0
Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark  it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho,1
 Goooood Luck!,1
Through to quaterfinals of charity football tournament. My penalty save sent us through,1
So Bored. Firday Evening And Nothing To Do,0
 Thank you for FF,1
Kinda bummed that I`m gonna miss `s return to BG. Now I`ll never know what it`s like to make love to _gunn.,0
" curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",1
not looking forward to dress shopping tomorrow. so afraid there`s no way i`ll be able to get what i want,0
I wonder if I should put a bet on Cubs winning world series in 2015 due to BTTF II. I`d love it if it actually happens.  Me = geek,1
"Never realized how good #Techmeme is until I actually read it (duh!) As an avid Tech Crunch reader, this is much better...",1
"__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times",1
Sadness  The top horde guild that I liked disbanded.,0
" Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else.  Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",0
ITO EN Tea Apple IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!! (looks like I need to go to Don Quihote to buy more!!) goodnight,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all mothers!,1
i have to poop...   is hogging the shitter,0
 aw.  I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?,1
_Itx no credits for me unfortunately!,0
 Ow. Okay.  It`s good you`re better now.,1
 glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!,1
 i know.. i suck.. i`m a master procrastinator  ... you guys don`t have too much fun without me,0
 Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress,1
about to drink a hot chocolate  yummy.,1
just got home. im so effin sad,0
so wanted to go to the Basshunter concert tonight.  so so so wanted to.,1
"_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers!  ~Ellen~",1
Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work  Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick  doh !!,1
man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good,1
 and Miss Fizzy Duck loves Hive Mind too,1
I am in total love with my Lip ring...more than all 12 of my piercings...it is my ut-most favorite,1
i`m soooo tired i have to study for all of my subjects ..... history is gonna be SO hard!!!! >.< help me!,0
my head feels sooooooooooo much better,1
"got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ",0
Why does my boss have to come in today.....,0
"Had to come in, was baking out there and have slight headache now",0
I had a super cool dream last night.  asked me and  to be on her show. Wooowww.  *hopes it will come true* ),1
"ah! A clean house...finally, so nice",1
 i felt so sorry for her. some people are being really harsh about her cos she was given a 2nd chance,0
happpy mothers day,1
good day,1
Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this,0
my bf had to go to her dads for the week end. i will have 2 full days of bordom.,0
Listing to a sad song  so i am sad too,0
 u go to profile then ill help u from there cause ur right next to me!!! he he he,1
FB is boring   and i wanna sing RIGHT NOW..! *-*,0
: love the song 'together'. that`s 'his' song for me...well i think it`s still is,1
"Thank you, Gerbino, for forcing us starting junior year to make survey mockups. Let me tell you how super helpful this skill has been.",1
"Watched GossiP.Girl. Dan`s so funny, haha.",1
Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it,1
[Wrong!]  thanx  your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa,1
" sorry bout the cat,",0
Willie is pouting because Grandma didn`t put any treats on my food  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6877293,0
Has had a really good bank hoilday,1
 very cute and pretty,1
 be patient  you`ll get it soon,1
While driving u come across aggressive driving behaviour by another driver. U should... Chase the car 2 tell the driver how to drive,0
 Lol Only if you make me that cookie.  I`ll hit you up.,0
last day of work  ...but everyone is making it so great!,1
" loving your music , had a good recommendation from someone who knows his stuff",1
 I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok,1
 i know!! No money for pedicures!!,0
 http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL,1
on my way to my dad`s with my sistas..  r.i.p. Deb..,0
Sadly I am bprohibiting myself from tweeting tonight. Sorry,0
_com All breaking news will be tweeted here I hope  welcome to twitter!,1
Mean people suck.,0
OK guess I need to do actual work now.  How long until 5 pm? Oh no. I may have to ditch early.,0
 pansy  wtf codeh?!,0
" u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!",1
thinkin twitter is really quite borin,0
 Basket Case is mine  I miss it.. Going to have to listen a **** load now,0
Nice sunny day,1
"Happy Star Wars Day, may the 4th be with you  my lil` 12yr old bro is at home playing with a lego AT-AT and dozens of stormtroopers.",1
Celebrating the fact that Norwich City got relegated yesterday.  Seems like myself and the awfully nice Mr Fry are football rivals!,0
 glad to hear it`s good bank holiday weather down there to,1
 Not a prob hun,1
"Depressing day today, have to pack as leaving ridiculously early tomoro.",0
good morning to everyone,1
Sooo the Children`s Museum was closed for a fund raiser when we got there.  annoying,0
"Plane tickets to UK and everywhere in Europe are BEYOND cheap (for June-Oct!!), but there`s NO gig in the near future announced yet",1
 I`m so jealous! Wish I could join u. It`s so cold in LA right now.,0
 you`re absolutely welcome.  i love you too and am happy i was able to help make that moment happen.,1
 It`s been interesting today... to say the least. Overall a good day,1
hahaha yay emily i m cool  ,1
"tired as heck, i wanna go home and sleep but i cant cause im have to be at the wash till my daddy gets off work.",0
" it`s like triple what i`ve got, so it`s a lot to me as well. Well done",1
Skipping school like all the cool kids do,1
 cant **** wait mate!!! it is goin to fantastic. its made my week,1
 Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling  Enjoy Monday!,1
"Good morning  I don`t think it has stopped raining once for the past three days or so, but who cares?",1
 i love them,1
soo tired.. still kinda angry that i missed the concert,0
girl talk is awesome,1
Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho,1
i have such a hard time talking to new people -  I am pretty sure I didn`t make a good impression.....,0
missing my bffls! missing my friday night dates!  hot dogs for dinner then who knows what the evening holds!,0
#hollyoaks .... The curse of justin strikes again.... Date the burton and end up screwed  poor sod,0
_com Thanks,1
"4 very big ???zongzi) for lunch, ate more, but not work more.Work less but eat more, what  can I do w/h it? Too useless become.",0
hapee mother`s day t all the mothers out there!,1
 heyy i have a sis of 1 year with 5 months and still she don t want to walk..,0
thursday night was amazing taylor swift gave me one of her braclets,1
Looks like it`s going to be a upset for Venus,0
 http://twitpic.com/24mer - i like Mr Piggls I mean Pickles!!,1
Why do you hurt me? Does it bring you joy to see me cry? You know I love you more then anything and yet u break my heart everyday!,1
NO MORE MSHS!!!!!!!! Gotta go to work...too tired,0
" harrump gagging for beer, noone wants to play",0
_ good morning - you`re up early! Feeling enthused to design your life?  thanks to manics for that phrase,1
"_15 No, I haven`t seen it yet!  But once it comes out on DVD.. ;) hehe. Haha",1
It`s freakin` hot and humid today.,0
Friday tubes at work are slow..,0
 Indeed. Have a nice week!,1
"off to go buy more deck sleeves and 3X3 card pages.  Man, those pages are expensive!   Stupid organizing collection.",0
http://bit.ly/sJDLp  - Great Song! Cobra Starship Feat. Leighton Meester,1
Eating pringles at nearly 1 AM really reminds me  of touring with the Jonas Brothers (don`t ask).......I miss that so much....,0
"well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate  now to, erm, digest my morning revision...",1
I hate when a program freezes during installation.,0
doesn`t want to go to work....,0
I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu,1
happy mother`s day! I love you mama,1
Here`s a definition of network neutrality for those who may be interested  http://tinyurl.com/ls4qn,1
Now I want ice cream but it`s so expensive.,0
" me too  she better be back soon! dude, this is my typical bedtime. but look who is talking! what are YOU doing up so late?",0
makin tea an its stressin me out,0
 lol i wos gona send mine in bt i was too late  ****,0
Another long walk in the heat... I hate this...,0
Congratulation`s to phil packer on completing the london marathon  x a shining example to us all x,1
 Lol yes she was.  I totally agree with your blog as well!,1
" I`m sorry you`re feeling bad, hope you get better soon... you know, if the plague doesn`t getcha.",0
Sometimes i feel pathetic going to bed so early. Oh well.  i TOTALLY get clam chowder tomorrow! =D,0
poor bella is in the ER with her first and second ear infection since both ears are infected. Her screams were blood curdling!,0
"Math was not fun at all. Oh well, i get to cook as soon as i get home.",0
one of my cat`s is sick,0
 lol i`ll have to look on youtube later  thanks,1
is sick and it doesn`t seem like i`m getting better,0
At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie`**** definitely different)... Lucky moi,1
My throat hurts so bad that i dont even want to swallow my own spit.       And i officially cant talk now....,0
 Wow! I am impressed Pastor Lucas! Great work!!!,1
" Sweet deal! I so want to see that movie! Methinks we may have to do a Star Trek movie night some time, hmm?",1
"WOOT! favourtie, well second favourite episode just came on TOW ross and rachel ... you know",1
_Robert ha that was ages ago!  youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...,1
: Loved it!  Would never have thought he was into the iCarly version of Beanie Babies. xD,1
Computer remains dead,0
 It`s not as bad if you don`t combine. FX are nice. I like Windows 7 1000x better than Vista so far. To me Vista is Win ME reborn,1
"We are in the State of Cheese - YUM! Green, moo-cow pastures everywhere, and super friendly Lutheran`s too",1
" thankfully, no  why are you still up??",1
 Awww I HATE that one!!,0
 THAT`S A SHAME REALLY,0
http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up..  PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!,1
 wtf pogs are back too?,0
 Helloooo (: Star Wars day is cool  LOOL. Wen do you go to Cnaterbury then ? x,1
"Monday morning lying in bed instead of working is great, more bank holidays required",1
 well I ran out of beer so I left. Not sure about the ETA. Waiting waiting waiting. Bleh  Gonna be a long nite methinks.,0
also i hit my chin on something when i fell down and it hurts  ugh... work is gonna suck,0
Gonna go to work with my honey today!!!! So exciting!!!,1
 a steak burrito bowl right! I wish I wasn`t too lazy to go downtown,0
Is Bored. Waiting Till 7:06 To Go Out To Tha Bus,0
I love you MOM!,1
" hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it`s really hard!",0
"Taking Horse Pills, hoping I can get some sleep tonight",1
" Wishing you a very Happy Mother`s Day, Carina!!  Hugs...Joy",1
Why do none of my thoughts make sense when I`m sober?,0
man i **** up that test  playing cod now . 31 days till the summer !,0
 Awww!  I was thinking about you lot up there!  Glad you enjoyed it.,1
Wants to meet Jeff Hardy and Beth Britt So bad its Soo Annoying  x x,0
About to be stick at work till freakin 2 am.  Madd suck and I worked most the day!,0
"loves summer! and don`t forget people, tomorrow is mother`s day!",1
 ohhhh excellent song..hello my friend!,1
 we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho  have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!,1
"facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts",1
" I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!",0
 swimming and tanning was heaven! i blasted music while tanning and was in my own world.,1
Going to shawnee........I hate the long drive there...i just want to get all this paper work over with,0
Birthday girl in the house!! Tweet tweet suckas,0
"_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz  but then i got both of them lmfao",1
 What you said is as good as day dreaming!  sorry to say that our country is in such a state....,0
 i can`t figure out how to listen to it from the internet,0
Feeling down again. Today is way too stressful.,0
http://wave.google.com/ <3 Google ... wish they`d spend a bit more time adding bits to Chrome though,1
so far I`ve tried to kill myself TWICE in the 15 mins I`ve been outside by tripping on stupid things.  I knew I should`ve stayed in bed.,0
had such a fun time with allegra tonite!!! we saw 17again!! good movie,1
totally addicted to xbox carcassonne.  i also really love tomb raider legend.  and still badly NEED bolt.,1
"What a dreary, rainy, crappy day.",0
Not going to the dance recital and now i feel like a piece of **** cuz it cost so much money,0
 Thanks a lot! You`re very kind!  I just got back from a nice drive in the 500. Such a fun car to drive  Have a nice day!,1
Wishing the rain would stay away for a while so that I can go to the pool,1
 Hi bunny! I recently have subcribed to your channel on YouTube! You make some great stuff. Kinda just wanted to say hi!,1
 we watched the today show(: we didnt see you though,0
Spilled chocolate milk in my car,0
Happy Mothers Day to all your moms!,1
my dad and i totally just rocked out to the offspring-pretty fly for a white guy. haha.,1
 shes must be a truly amazing woman for having a phenomenal son..,1
I want it NOW..  finally found what I wanted ..,1
 remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890  help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!,1
_emo_zac and a good morning from france to my zaccie,1
"_ kk`s  have fun eating lol, remember shaun loves you haha",1
"this time, i really need to shut it.. i`m going to sleep! my head aches badly and i really can`t take it..",0
i woke him up in the end. Got bored.,0
"walking the dog on horseforth park, no hangover on a Sunday morning, yay!!",1
How are YOU convinced that I have always wanted you? What signals did I give off...**** I think I just lost another friend,0
_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...),1
 such a dissapointment  hhaha,0
Evermore & End of Fashion rocks! My poor foot though! oww! injured my foot. not good. will be sore tomorrow.  details to follow  later,0
 Red? wtf happened to dark blue + black stripes?,0
"i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more",0
"sleepy time! and, my room is finally clean.",1
"Going lay down, I`ll get up officially @ 1! Yes 1! lol Good(night) again!",1
" i just went to find that unity girl on bebo, i cant find her! i fail at bebo stalking",0
"Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara",1
So sad you didn`t day Hello to me  ,0
feeling extremally ill,0
 hey! chutti was very tiring.. and have to travel again tomo  how was your Friday?,0
 that was funny n almost right,1
 Propellerheads has been on my harddrive for a long while. Just got my music repo back in shape this WE and felt nostalgic,1
"'...you`ll never have to be alone; i love you, and that`s all i really know...'",1
 peace & quiet.  Enjoy it while it lasts!,1
Sooo much work so little time,0
 .. .great.. you can buy me lunch when i get my 10-15% pay cut next month..,1
Missing my mom today. We made it a 'date' every year to get our flowers together. This yr I was alone. Felt so weird,0
 good morning!,1
In the bus... Almost an hour late because of my crappy alarm clock  should be in Leeuwarden at about 9:45,0
KMF going smoothly so far. Free stuff is always a plus.,1
 i think my niece got me sickee  lame.,0
Pretty sure I`m sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!,0
night twitter lovelies. happy yo momma day. i luff you mummy,1
" oh! Yeah,your mom told be about that.  I thought you meant his twitter ID & I was very confused. That sucks. Sick.",0
argh! my embouchure= FAIL! makes me sad,0
listening to music...feeling kind of down,0
_banks 'Something must be wrong. Only found 17 July Harl/Sil books I wanted,0
nobody loves me on twitter,0
 just email em to the email i gave u thanx awesome person,1
 happiest of birthdays to you Kat,1
"I`m finally going to bed, everybody.. whatever you`re doing, BE BLESSED!",1
" Their inability to manage money, tough job market, and they`re getting behind on bills. This is why no savings is bad",0
" You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!",1
"_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at",1
Every pair of jeans I own nowadays is very tight.  I think mah butt gettin big (oh!),0
 Ok well from the pic i take it you do. Thats unlucky . Lmao,0
" thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever",1
Time to get purrtty. *wink*,1
I`m having a problem with my photo here in twitter amf!!!...can`t see my face!,0
Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB  good night america,1
Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of the best day ever! YAY MCR!!!!,1
 thanks  have fun at work lol ****,1
 hope the presentation went well today?! tweet me if yr on campus tomorrow - I`ll be around from lunch time onwards,1
My mom was happy with my present  yayy,1
"missing my hobo/****/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night  MAMA I LUV U",0
 Loved those books   Did you read The Host?  Amazing storyteller.,1
" Sorry.  I`m a squirrellist, and I only talk to black or sliver squirrels.",0
 girl i am buying & posting your pressie tomorrow but i have no **** clue what to get you so i`m sorry if you hate it,0
 i dunno what i`m gonna do. i love my skinny jeans!,1
"Laura`s gone for the weekend, I miss her already!",0
Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine,0
"Sorry for the triple twitter post, was having trouble w/Stocktwits account.  I try not to clutter up the Twittersphere!",0
 I can`t be mean without you.,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the Mothers! Especially mine!  Enjoy ya day mothers!,1
 for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?,0
So bored in chem n im super hungry! Ugh,0
 Meant to ask how did the other night go? Did you enjoy the fight...did yas have an all-nighter?,1
Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj,1
Engaged May 1st to the best guy  I could not be happier! I love you Jay!,1
 haha i agree ! i am her test dummy. i just go in and say 'do whatever you want' and i always love it.  she is magic!,1
 Aww how cute! You`d love my bathroom  http://twitpic.com/4jez4,1
 he`ll be 3 in july! I`m just soo stoked!!!!  Especially since he sleeps with us LOL  He refuses to wear diapers anymore,1
  What`s wrong with her?,0
 i love youuuuu nick santino! thirteen dayssss,1
iPhone just fell,0
_surprises unfortunately yes,0
Moving makes me sore.  Dunno if we are gonna make it!   Its getting close!,0
"cannot go, cannot refused to feel the pain",0
_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.,0
sweet nk dreams love you all,1
"_fred6 I haven`t canceled my account yet and I haven`t logged in since november I think, maybe I Should  My main was a rogue, lvl73",0
  Know I`m not the only one.  Just harder on me.,0
"too much good food on this Mother`s Day. not that i`m complaining! Seafood, durian puffs and macarons! yum!",1
 dont depress me  I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!,0
 you`re so lucky. we have 6 weeks until summer,1
Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared  http://twitpic.com/67azl,1
 ooohhhhh - sorry  So sad - never noticed the dollar signs! #oxteach,0
Took a shift tomorrow.    I don`t really feel like working right now.,0
 that`s a mess  I`ll look for it next week,0
 hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone   Good luck mom,1
_mit_glee It is confusing and flippin expensive,0
I didn`t go to the gym today and I feel bad,0
"#web20 .#prologue - Modern Liberalism, Misconstrued (2nd 1/2 of Bible  -- 'Christ -- without the Crucifiction'  Abstraction w/o `Skin`",0
 Yucky!  Time to bring out the vaccuum and go to War. Our house is always a spider haven for some reason. Not cool.,0
Eating some ice cream cake  its bomb!,1
Definition of senioritis: Me. About to go to chem II and calculus. Not good classes to feel like slackin,0
super excited,1
Didn`t sleep good last night. Woke up with another bellyache  what`s wrong with meeeeeee.,0
 it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet  i`d hate to do interviews in the rain,1
My lucky lucky friend is at a nickleback concert atm  i wish i was there,1
Wowzer! It`s very windy. Not good for my allergies!!,0
 anytime  that`s what Im here for *giggles*,1
It appears I`m going home tomorrow...and it`s not a good thing...,0
_x ah that`s annoying,0
 I have a FACEBOOK but I use MYSPACE and TWITTER the most. I hardly check my Facebook..,0
 Thanks for the song! You�re awesome.  I can sing along all day!,1
Watchin tyra bored like always  my stomach hurts,0
 I`m having the same problem,0
 I loved him and he was in a mini,1
what a beautiful day not to got to my first class,1
" thanks for adding me, glad to have you",1
" thankyou sugaaar  btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya",1
Don`t know what the heck to do with the space of time between now and BGT    Bored.,0
"I had a horrible dream  it had to do with a scary face, now im awake for the rest of the night. God dammit :\",0
Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time,1
first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia!  but i`m actually excited about this summer!,1
had a funny time at neball against PLC  score: 48-3. what a game.,1
 when we were poor and lived in Germany it was our favourite cheap Saturday. Now we have one 20min away.,1
_Advisor haha I`m just going to turn off these things...but then I can`t Tweet from my phone  stupid spammers!,0
Goooooodmorning,1
 - i sure hope so  it was worth it for me too  loveu.,1
" Ten hours ago, I was was sleeping, sorry.",0
I`ve experienced apathy over empathy in customer service situations too many times recently.,0
Have you ever realized you never fully have everything you want?  feelin` down.,0
Happy Mothers Day Mum,1
May the forth be with you .....,1
 xD  hello that`s an important date!,1
" Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..",1
"is watching big brothes big quiz    ,       rather tiredd    , but downloading a dvd so have to wait till finished till i can go to bed",0
Weekends are Great....if you don`t have to work them.,1
ohh my tooth is hurts ohh  im sad it very hurts,0
"My dog is officially depressed that my brother`s dogs are gone. He doesn`t want to go outside and when we did, he play half-heartedly.",0
Unanticipated thunderstorm quashed camping trip,0
 oh kimmy really?  I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3,1
Cat is anxiously watching wild turkeys in my back yard....I think they have their eyes on my bunny rabbit,0
 Thank you! I appreciate that.,1
Attempting to sleep. My puppy is sick already,0
   Caladesi was definitely a nice peaceful way to spend a Sunday! I got a lil tan!,1
IS ANYONE AWAKE?!?!?!?! oh my god i am dying here. i want to go to SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. :[,0
Sorry I`m not using tweetdeck it`s not letting me tweet today,0
 so sorry about that  I have the same issues...LOL. My weekend started about an hour ago!!!,0
"HALLELUJAH! I`ve finally finished my Careers assignment! The feeling of finishing a task is great, you have no idea. Or maybe you do. lol",1
tired and all i want to do is play random songs on my gitwar but i have to do my drama essay.,0
My dad just told me that he wants to put me up for sale on craigslist,0
 wow I love it !!! thanks,1
Went to a Muslim marriage for the first time in my life. Came back with my stomach full of tasty briyani. Really like it very much.,1
 thanks for the add  I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone,1
i`m still full from the buffet at palms.  my stomach actually hurts. ugh gluttony bites.,0
 haha i wish i could! I look like a little boy now,1
 Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed.   Now I am finally going to bed..NITE,1
My english is broken,0
"just got back from..ahem, meal#4...was boring but had to eat nonetheless",0
 thanks man. I really appreciate the kind words,1
still can`t believe all of the gig posters in the Little Civic have been taken down!?,0
Had interesting WKND. Sleeping Saturday & Productive Sunday!!,1
 the ordered me a new blackberry to arrive TUES! I may die between now and them without phone  I have withdraws already,0
 i knoww  she is da best!,1
Oh yeah the camera clipping problems with Void are now completely fixed  yay me for fiddling about,1
thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.,1
finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning,1
 Thanks so much Jon.....same to your mom    That is so sweet of you to think of all of us,1
Just found out my Abuelo in Aguadilla is not doing well,0
"Omg, watching Hollie Steel`s crying is so so painful  #bgt",0
no internet for a week or longer,0
" I`ve been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been.  Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$",0
is excited. Lots of good things happening work-wise here in Melbourne,1
_buns awesome! thank you,1
" then how come I`m not uber successful?  I`m not making the same mistakes, I`m making entirely new ones!",0
: sorry forgot that,0
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! New SUPERNATURAL starts tonight!  New Sam and Dean! Oh My god! can`t breathe!  <3 <3,1
_Lhoste Thanks you so much for following me on Twitter; I hope you find it as exciting as I do! Looking forward to your tweets!,1
" Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer",1
" Let`s hope and pray, we go a wiser way! :  Let`s hope and pray, we go a wiser way!  http://bit.ly/TzxqN",1
no class the next two days...but work  everyday from today til next wednesday  so sad,0
 This was at Pitman`s down South. It just looks like business is bad all over,0
"wants to move to QLD already, this cold weather is killing me",0
errr....I don`t want to go sit in the heat and watch a high school graduation.,0
 have you watched Persepolis? Broken English is also nice for sundays,1
Crossing the bridge....leaving ocean city  I`m sad.,0
Im sad...there`s a for sale sign in front of my house!!,0
_nl they`re bees that will be trapped into my honeypot,0
 haha okay you were talking about middle college grad I think and I got worried,0
 one day my hugs will come    *fingers still crossed*,1
 Gourmet pizza = BLEH. Pizza is SUPPOSED to be greasy and filthy. You can`t eat pizza that`s been prepared by a chef.,0
 Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck,1
_ftw awh i`m sorry  i`m probably going to do the same thing haha.,0
" well sadly I live in the most boring city in the USA, so there is nothing to do here.",0
 Omg same here! They hurt so much,0
is wanting someone to spend her summer evening with whilst she`s in such a nice relaxed mood !,1
Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen.,0
Great dinner and great friends! Follow ! She is my cupcake,1
 Good afternoon Jonas Brothers  x,1
 Hey Lauren...I`m a huge fan! I hope you are having fun at Wango Tango!!,1
off to get ready for school. have an absolute wonderful day!,1
"listening to  after last nights Up from the Underground screening, awesome job ",1
 Cool!!! No wonder you didn`t sleep much,1
"NIN App Gets Rejected by Apple, Reznor Threatens to go Jailbreak - always entertaining  http://viigo.im/sXB",0
no one calls me anymore,0
Sensation Ocean of White Portugal: absolutely amazing  Adoreiii!,1
 She does especially Pink ones LOL  What beautiful creatures they are!,1
 i cant afford it  go to school here ? !!,0
 so great to hear from u again today! U r the best! Cannot wait to see u on the cruise!!! <3 Cindy with the sign,1
baaaaaaaah!!!! there`s a MEGA cockroach in the kitchen and i have no one to kill it!  heeeeelp me!!!! haha my retarded cats are no help!,0
good morning,1
"Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit`l motivation to save the $ to do so.  Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.",1
 Thanks PP!,1
 I really wish I could convince Brandon to move somewhere like that. All he wants to do is move to Lexington.,1
OH. I am just so tired.,0
" i saw the new cities last tuesday, amazing show! and won tickets for tomorrow`s show, but might not be able to make it",1
  heheheheh... lol... I always figured he`d send them your way if he got any dupes... I felt bad not sending him stuff...,0
at last i wr0te again....got bored the previous dayss....,0
" You are totally welcome to come hang out on my wiki  Do it, do it!",1
My dog Roscoe died yestarday and I`m so sad,0
rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.,0
_John Sounds like a terrific service. I`m sorry to hear about her mom.,0
@_micster  How the hell does your hair not fall out constantly?,0
 - just took over the #1 Most Endorsed spot on twindexx.com - thanks to the endorsement by ,1
 you suck majorly  i`m swamped...so why am I on twitter...I don`t know...but still  a golf tournament?,0
God is so good!!,1
_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?,1
Happy Monday everyone! Loving the new arrangement in my family room,1
 aww that`s cute,1
" this is really helpful,  you swear a lot, i just realized. haha.",1
 hi eric I hope your having a beautiful Saturday,1
  He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.,1
Momma martini went food shopping without me!!!!,0
_x How did your Geo ISU go? I swear I just had the worse day ever..,0
Swiped the last package of fruit snacks! Hell yeah. Finished Catch-22. What shall I read next?!? I`m such a nerd,0
_beanz **** sorry to hear that tina...,0
hi everybody! i`m having my lunch break at work and enjoying a nice cup of coffee!,1
_Fangirl Won`t let me watch since i`m in the states.  Boo.,0
Loving my boys,1
 Poor you. I`m off on Bank Holiday Monday today too,0
  meebo.com is a free thing & it doesn`t effect the comp that`s what i use .,1
"so bored at work, its ridiculous, and my Saturday is going to suck with class in the morning",0
 back to the lovely land of the north,1
going to see star trek with my babe  im actually excited about this hah,1
"Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.",1
my teeth and head hurts,0
" lol, sounds fun",1
 was jus so excited t c ur name,1
I`m really full and I feel sick,0
happy 1 year! <3,1
Download movie  'Still Waiting...' http://tinyurl.com/d9g8sj cool #movie,1
head hurts and I feel sick  and I have to go to work tomorrow,0
feels accomplished!!!  She got a lot done today! http://plurk.com/p/stns9,1
"Just had a great study time followed by a delicious Japanese meal with Arty! Now, trying to get back into the study mood",1
missed my friggin hair appt!!!,0
i wish i could teach my dog how to play xbox!  alas...no thumbs,0
 I think I`ve been killed judging bt my energy after attacking just to see what happened  #spymaster,0
OMG 17 again... I`m so buying that on DVD   Yeahness for another good movie  Also thanks to my movie buddies :],1
 It just sucks that I`m stuck in an office  but I have you at Selfridges to look forward too.,0
Gotta buy some onesies for my besties lol ah Yea!  at the club having a grand ol time,1
 Didn`t work for me  Except when I used the word autofollow and got followed by an bot selling an autofollow program.,0
Pissed I  fell asleep before I pushed `record` and missed !!,0
wants see my friends  ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa,1
 Hello  ...hehe yup we sure do ...lovely to `see` you ****,1
 that is sickening... Just shoot at will? Smh... Prayers for his family...,0
today Jon Doe plays at the Moho. ia m excited  it�s gonna be funny.. but before i have to carry all the equipment and do the backline,1
"has got my xbox back  , i have a really sore knee cant walk",0
Feeling smooth like chrome,1
Stupid storm. No river for us tonight,0
"Richelle Mead - Succubus Blues-fabulous read! very entertaining, lots of fun and interesting too!! next please..",1
 I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt,0
loving my new tv,1
 hell yeah! Belgian beer is the bomb!!  :p,1
"sorry  I misspelled twice already. Im notgiving you up, just have to run  ? http://blip.fm/~5jjxr",0
"Watching 1971 edition if Old Grey Whistle Test. Fanny, Mamas and the Papas & Isaac Hayes. Don`t make shows like this anymore",0
Happy Mothers Day Mommy!!! I love you && your the best...,1
http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21  Ethan couldn`t be there,0
Such a beautiful day...wish my bike hadn`t been run over by a car - hit and run.   #bikeTO,1
ERRG I cant believe that i am not working at all next week i think its time to move on from Chick fil A,0
"Two months ago, I became irrelevant.",0
"that little girl on BGT  omggg, how can people not feel sorry for her?",0
" Having a Leatherman, is a MUST, really for anybody! You never know, when you might need one & it gets the job done.",1
"_Bee same here : /   Coincidently, my friend just cancelled our movie date",0
_Mcfly how cool will that be  she is so nice!! Bless her=] so what ya upto? Love you (L) XoxoX,1
Trully a awful day! ****!,0
Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now,1
Score two days I get more food stamps good cause i want a safeway pizza,1
" I meant you are not lazy, your work proves it",1
"tired and bored, watching movies while i`m home alone",0
 well us Brits have to wait a few more days for it!  I thought it was all gonna released at once! I guess it`s worth the wait!,1
_bug68 Bill is super!! Thanks you!!,1
says: 'Happy Mothers Day!',1
 oh ok thanks,1
"_d I can`t view anything, Gerald. Not only am I banned, I can`t even read the **** place.",0
  16 too   crazy about miley and JB and in love with Nick Jonas haha,1
"Good morning tweeps! Monday got here way too soon! Hope you are having a good one, at least as good as it can get for a Monday",1
"four shots of novacaine in my mouth  my right cheek is totally numb, booo.",0
i am living in ignorance  :@,0
I will not be late.  I will not be late.  I will not be late.,1
 aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.,1
another build failed! something is not right in the big scheme of things!,0
"_jean Now that I think about it, when I get to the States, they`ll probably still be touring, so they won`t be there  Dammit!",0
"Great. Now there`s a cloud that`s really, really dark grey right outside my office window. This sure has a lotta precip with it.",1
gonna knit a felted heart toy for mum for Mothers Day. she`s so great (not really) she loves anything i give her  luv ya mummy,1
 hahaha that made me laugh,1
i love love love silverstein.  work tomorrow. boo!,1
 Really worth watching at the cinema.  Mum really enjoyed it,1
woke up from napping  finally got the sleep i needed,1
 majorspoilers.com has problems - cannot get the site working,0
I am watching Blood + on veoh episode 19 love the music.wishing i could watch the live action but not old enough,0
 thanks JK!!!  Love ya to death,1
ugh. I totally can`t sleep.,0
"Had a Great weekend!! and is in such a good mood, she doesn`t even mind being at work this morning!",1
I just got home.  i bought twiggies and a toothbrush that promises to make my teeth 60% cleaner. - http://tweet.sg,1
 hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well  wishing you all the best,1
i really want to ring  but it costs 2 much  dam you credit crunch,0
" hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence",1
 lol y??? .. trashed the kitchen ?,0
IN PAIN. my big toe got stamped on during the hokey cokey. it hurts so much! anyone have any suggestions to help with it?,0
Enjoying Mother`s Day,1
 You win ... SIGH Rakeem,1
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",0
"krys: running, mud baths and nice French food in napa w/ jimming",1
the tummy monster hates me,0
" i did, thanks laura",1
I need to go to sleep before 4am tonight...  ... So exhausted.,0
" aaaau thanks gi  , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?",1
 Hey - Thank you!x and You`re Welcome! Must say - I love to travel and where are you at the moment?!x,1
 Thanks for tweeting a very useful set of refs - I`m in the middle of adding them to a chapter I`m editing,1
wish it wasn`t raining,1
 i did have 1 n i still do...this job is so dead 2 me right now...,0
_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday  when the weathers nice x,1
pilot to co-pilot baby we burnin` up   /i cannot stress how much this line works.,0
 Thanks for sharing it. Anything about COFFEE is good. I`m a big FAN!!! Can`t live w/o it.,1
 good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone.  so u ready to record that album or what?,1
"Heeey, we won ice hockey....we are winners!!",1
 It`s Star Wars day?! Urgh I`m gonna have to get the videos out,0
_26 i wish you were here to take care of me,1
"I dont like seeing my best friend cry, it breaks my heart and I dont know what to do or say",0
" hahahaha. im listening to my iTunes library, a bit of Sonia Dada atm,  ITs good",1
you ever come across something that reminds you alot of the one person that completely broke your heart? cause i just did,0
 - Woo! Great subject for this month. Now I can use my sparklers,1
"Not making good time, **** Chicago traffic  - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XOh",0
 will be following you tomorrow!!  sleep well,1
"missing my man, two months is so long to not see him",0
i hate going to work.,0
 good tip..... but then my boss would read .... exactly what im supposed to do and would know where I was with the project,1
" Oh, I`m so sorry. I feel your pain. I can`t kill them either, and I`m always the one that finds them. Why is that?",0
" i heard one of your songs, and you have an amazing voice  i was stunned",1
Colleen really sincerely hopes that  gets better soon.,1
" a midwest girl, lol....so close and yet so far",1
  I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!,1
I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework,1
"have to wear my glasses today, cos my right eye is swollen and i don`t know why",0
"Dear rain, you suck. Now I gotta change my plans for tonight",0
 i havent been out west since 07...i think i picked a bad wknd b/c its overcast out here tho,0
 congrads on engagement/bridal shower! sounds like fun for upcoming 'jump out of the audience'  wd love to join in!,1
My phone does not work in the DONS,0
Another one popped up a human being. Congrats Nana and Wan.  Baby Iris is a cutie.,1
 I still have them!! Yay! Gonna eat some now,1
Wondering how come mcdonalds take so long to deliver my food.,0
 o can`t work that one out  pain in the **** them spammers,0
Hi this is http://gayorbispace.com We hope everybody is having a safe & fun weekend,1
"Being tall has its ups and downs , my legs are in pain",0
 I think I like them all.  http://bit.ly/lzRPC,1
Watchin Hollyoaks...poor Justin!,0
" pretty much, thanks.  seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.",1
" http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!",1
  de wereld need more ppl like you! ;),1
Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight,1
"I`m fighting off feeling sick. Hoping it`s just tired. I`m really not feeling too well, though",0
Am i the only one experiencing problems logging into digital point forums ???,0
" and if you want to leaveeeee I can guranteee, you won`t find nobody, else like meeee",0
 Thanks for the mascara input. It`s appreciated.,1
transferring 368558682 photos is annoying.. I want to watch Up,0
 It takes a big man to type a sad tweet like that!,0
 haven`t worked there for a long time but kinda miss it! I miss anna  seen her? i`ll prob be in SLO most of the summer! you?,0
 it sure is  Hope you`re having a great morning,1
 How lovely,1
" Masson I`ll give you the link, it`s quite handy",1
needs a little lie down. not feeling great today. boo,0
 nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter,0
" oh dear, I take back my request.... I get so drunk on fizz!! And I def do regret it the next day, sure fired hangover",0
"Working from home today, my back is killing me  Doctor and then physio after later today.",0
 Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way  - I suck too btw,1
 SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!,0
"flu or allergy??? ... Doesn`t matter, just try to squeeze my Sundayyyy",0
SCENE **** AT 4AM IS ALWAYS THE ****,0
Good nite everybody!  <:Baby Boy:>,1
"JONAS BROTHERS - Live to party.                It`s rocking so hard     I love the song,",1
I want to see Drag Me to Hell. But I get the feeling none of my friends will go w/ me,0
 me because I might not have enough money for college!!!,0
is envious of people not in long-distance relationships...she`s all mushy with no one to cuddle.,0
 that`s a brilliant idea! only one buzz though,1
"Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?",1
Happy Mother`s day !!!! Show some love to your Beautiful and Amazing Mom!!  <3,1
 no  the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good,1
"_oliver No Happy Mums day for the Mums, only the guys????",0
 yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha,0
back time.  I wish I was a teenager again. I wish I could feel healthy again. I can`t remember what it`s like to feel healthy anymore.,0
ummm sooo yeh....its really hard to concentrate rite now wen i have this weird #lupus feeling goin thro my body,0
OCHH ive got blister on my foot over the sun today its soo sore  i supose yas dnt care hah just thaught i tweet it anyways,0
" yeah, I had a suspicion about that!! I think I`m going to come home and want to spend a ton of money on tools!",0
" yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go",1
it`s nice to see my #euruko pictures (http://twurl.cc/xd1) on the big screen during a conference break,1
listening to AM- teddy picker  She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn`t what it seemed,0
i just wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mommy`s out there,1
@__SANDY i dont know! they sent out emails using my account about random stuff i didnt even understand i changed all my passwords,0
 No. Not professional at all.,0
" If they recorded it and sent it to people, they obviously meant for it to get out there.  But if they didn`t, I feel bad.",0
" but have you got , and twitted a link to it. No? Fail.",0
so much for an amazing day...some pervert just ruined it,0
long weekend. thank god i can sleep in on monday,1
"#SanctuarySunday  thanks for joining on #SanctuarySunday, follow more Sanctuary people to keep up to date on the tweets!",1
"   plus, it is going to clash with ugly betty when channel 4 shows season 3 next month as well. grrr  !",0
"Justin Timberlake totally rocked SNL tonight. Ooh, and Happy Mother`s Day, another Hallmark mkting tool.",1
With  walking the streets of Harlem. Home sweet home,1
Noooooo worst news ever today my tattoo artist is moving omg what am I going to do!?!?!?!?,0
is still amazed at the awesomness of last night. The discussion was great! Looking forward to a great week! Only 10days until I go home,1
"Waaah, asshat at CVS yesterday shortchanged me  I paid 10$ for chips.",0
Math class ugh.  Rather be a class act.  **** quiz   gotta act fast,0
   Goodnite sexy twiggas,1
happy mothers day to all..,1
Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.,1
14 dayssss ahhhh super excited   `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again`   JLS were awesome yesterday (:,1
 I picked up some stuff I missed the 2nd time  And to think you missed all the in jokes too!,0
_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today,1
 Ah lol okay. Thanks,1
"_caine I saw it, it made me sad",0
"i wanna see `up` tonight, but no one will go with me. whhhyyy",0
totally overstressed ... going to work now ... just want the college work to go away ... i don`t wanna fail,0
 hey Samantha welcome  and happy mother`s day!!,1
 have your own style. it just might work.,1
Sad that Christian Lacroix had to file bankruptcy,0
 Happy Mother`s Day! Hope you have an awesome time with the Bug,1
Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho,1
 I cnt get it!! its goin to ur old messages?!?  >>>> HELP?<<<<,0
"now i am doing the MicroEconomics project  ihate this subject & beside that i have the english ILETS exam tomorrow, waaa ,HELP !!",0
The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I`m getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition,0
i have three hours to do my hair. and it STILL won`t be straight,0
"Yaaaaaaay, bday!",1
I`m extremely hungry.... and the only thing I have in my house is Soup...  I don`t like soup... *pouts*,0
gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...,0
Another great song to sing along with....    ? http://blip.fm/~5jhtq,1
trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions  ugh,1
 rlly dead?  Descanse em paz... #luto #sad #RIP,0
 I have my 830 class  **** school! what time you work wed? if jade comes ima have to get her in antioch at amtrak.,0
"Popping out to see SAMSON AND DELILAH this arvo, hear it is good",1
"happy mothers day, too all mums out there  remember treat your mum well, she brought you into this life =]",1
 thanks! You know that happens once in awhile,1
_henrie  Can you do a shoutout to holland please ? You got a lot of fans here!,1
 looking forward to your mandarin album.  Hope that you will come Singapore again,1
" I tried sooooo hard to work from home today, but failed  Not my fault though.",0
Wish I was @ wembley,1
LOVES that lubbock is wet..its about time..no more strip runs,1
"Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting",1
  Hey everyone! I just mixed the first single....!  'Why R U' ...I`m sooo excited!,1
the low point: a poor pigeon outside my building isn`t capable of flying. It`s just wandering up and down the sidewalk. so sad,0
Ok the thunder is scaring me,0
is working hard or maybe thats hardly working,0
"Ben & Jerry`s fail. Got email for free ice cream. Says click here to redeem coupon. When I click, I get error message  ",0
Wishing all the Mom`s in the world a VERY HAPPY AND RELAXING MOTHERS DAY. May you get to spend the day with your feet up being pampered,1
"the play`s over, it was really good",1
 we miss you in SE Asia. Come visit us when you have time.,0
" I love you, baby",1
Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later!  Enjoy my li`l night owls!,1
Had a nice dinner with mom! I`ve started the chicken rolls. They are going to cook overnight. The rest I`ll do tomorrow.,1
The comp deleted half my apps,0
"i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.",1
really wants to go see the script in NY in august... but no one will go with me,0
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK),1
_longman yes i am.  but she didn`t follow me,0
wow I just had a two hour conversation with someone on omegle. it was amazing,1
 I am definitely ready... actually ahead of you... I already have a sun tan and I was out at the beach yesterday.,0
 she forgot her words and then started crying  and she stopped singing but then carried on and then cried again so she stopped,0
 bless her lil socks... think they need to rethink the age thing me,1
" No. As a result, the salary is a decrease",0
 unfortunately I`m not drunk enough lol and have no money to get drunk  I have had alot though as u can imagine haha,0
and its over now  watch on now? hmmm,0
 Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!,1
lost my keys at the mall... took me 45 mins to find them,0
 I`m just starting to feel really panicky and anxious that something bad has happened cos it seems like it`s been ages,0
 thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding,1
"_Phatass hopefully you`re up before 8, as meeting is at 8",1
 so cute you twitting in potuguese!,1
ItS fRiDaY... I cAn`T wAiT tO bE dOnE wItH wOrK!!! Stuck here till 11,0
"_bebop that`s lame, sorry",0
Work soon. Lame going to miss the   Go Lakers! Hope you win!!!!,0
" just looked at your page and realised it was a radio show, get them to play Call It What You Want so love that track",1
Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute,1
 hahaha that was funnyy!,1
 Go the bubble bath!!!  Always relaxing.......,1
 girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home,1
I miss Vermont,0
"  I think it`s because I`m always offtopic and sometimes inappropriate (germination and 'fruit picking' jokes, etc)",0
 thanks 4 the folow,1
Happy Mother`s Day to all you moms out there,1
 yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.,0
It`s pissing me off and not letting me follow ericka,0
Just found out my parents are putting down my dog tomorrow morning. Upset,0
"Wow, a calm evening",1
 **** you and your hot weather - it`s freezing in Oz at the moment  I miss summer..,0
 Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.,1
 the new song with cobra starship is amazing!!,1
 nice clutch,1
 oh no  say it aint so,0
I feel like my dream just got crushed,0
 yeah same here... I have a bit of headache too... ick,0
snotty nose  poorly chest! this is not good!,0
" I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..",1
"im with andrew  it was a long, but fun day",1
" nooo, poor cat  he just wants a cuddle... or food, its hard to tell",0
Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me  http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309,1
 Is you cat clean again?  Hope so ;) ****,1
 we shuld do  a dance like that its seriously the best thing haha. see yu tomoro.,1
 lol. your tweets are always fun to follow  Never a dull moment with the Kulps!,1
" I`ve heard of disgruntled investors, but calling you a 'hoe'? That seems totally out of line",0
 Hey twit! Just watched poor Holly on Britains Got Talent  poor thing!! People are so mean - she only a 10 year old little girl!,0
 Why no sn... o. yeah... Sad day.....,0
 yayy  you`ll can help me im doing my english homeworks which i had to do during the holidays >.<,1
Not happy,0
6789998212 haha love soulja boys new song,1
_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.,1
Today was eventful...,1
"It`s 20:50 hs and i`m still at the office...really tired,wanna go home!",0
 No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.,1
 The sweet Swiss Toblerone does his best to come soon and meet fabulous Rita in Chichester,1
" Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop",1
 Aw  yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??,1
 welcome home babe!,1
everyone vote for  for the mtv movie awards coz my comp is mashed up and wont let me vote!  i will somehow!!!!!!,0
watched the Bones finale last night in the UK & it rocked!! oh how much I missed Zack!!!   is so freakin` awesome <3,1
New pickkshaa! If it`s really big then it looks MILKY!  YAAAY!,1
home from work today.....son is sick,0
mcfonalds roulette i i lose. they forgot mygrilled snack wrap,0
"I hereby announce that I am... employed! Couldn`t be happier, Alhamdulillah!",1
did crossfit running today...agitated my right leg,0
i`ve got nothing witty to tweet,1
"_rosaen i LOVE your new bracelets!! im a very proud sista...you rock, girly",1
"i HATE when i see pregnant women smokinggg!!!! its sooo irresponsible n selfish! its saaad. ultimately, the baby is the one who suffers.",0
"deleted a lott of facebook friends, ask to be my friend again if you want. if not idgaf",0
Bella doesn`t love me no more,0
  I Hate It There Should Be A Endless Supply Of Hot Water!  I Put the Water Heater On 20mins Ago So Ill Be Gone In 10mins  ****,0
 CONGRATS on graduating college!,1
 Thank you.,1
my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing.  #zeropoint.IT,1
morning twit-friends! welcome to my new followers,1
_E  It`s an honour being your friend!!!! http://bit.ly/LhgZ2,1
 think so but my boss is in Switzerland all week. going when she returns  ira gonna be awesome,1
 Hayley Williams is pretty much amazzing,1
 yep. gotta go  man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~,1
 thank you.  we had a blast,1
"Once again, I`m dealing with cancer in my direct family. Bugger  Cancel sucks!",0
"laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.",0
Came tantalizingly close to acing a Facebook communism quiz. One question has 'I hope Britain will be next communist' as correct answer.,1
"Uggh everything, I`m sending you!!! I keep sending it to my Twitter. So I have to forward it to you!!! I suck at life",0
Having fries plus greentea. Mmm  - http://tweet.sg,1
DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait  x,1
How sad is it that your best friend is so selfish and heartless that they exclude you from their life completely...I`m so sad,0
" Thank you Jonathan! I am the proud mommy to a 6 yr old girl, and a 14 yr old boy!",1
 Happy Birthday!!!!!,1
ugh back in reno,0
 ... like you`re stuff!  Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms,1
NCP no longer has job placement,0
_Beckiie_x omg are you going to see it?! another reason to not live in devon none of the f***in cinemas have the film im so annoyed,0
 because its like ten times better than this place xD and its so beautiful and fun  and they have gold coast hot dogs!! xD,1
 i have no phone  whatchu doing tonight sucka. no dane cook she sold the tickets. lamee.,0
About to Enjoy the Silence,1
Nevermind! Beyonce doesn`t have a Twitter  Haha,1
Trying to get to sleep but mum is blaring Les Mis really loudly in the sitting room,0
 You poor thing  Hang in there. -****- luf joe,0
 doesnt look good  we have to go burn some lampions,0
the downfall about relaxing later is mad manual labor now...just finish cleaning the fridge..and now to fold clothes..house work blues,0
 The photos are AMAZING! What a GREAT subject & way to get people educated about Darfur! HUGS! U are an inspiring woman!,1
" always come up when we have the money least, it`s the rotten law of averages",0
ahh yes the obligations of a vampire kept me away from twitter.but now i`m back & will try 2 update as much as possible.i lost a donor,0
Ahhh my mommie got me new sheets for my bed  so comfy,1
Im mad cuz i cant get any picture to work.,0
Can`t believe how gorgeous the weather has been today & I`ve had to spend it at work!,1
"fine, i give in, docs again today. not being able to breath this morning made me think i should. hate docs",0
" Yes, this NBA song is great!!!  Got an old funny NBA cheerleader remix song. Ohrwurm of the day 'colorblind'.",1
: unfortunately not.  I have to take it to a repair shop or replace it.,0
is SO frustrated!!! I`m stuck at home without any transportation to the global god conference!!! Ahh,0
"Just found out my kitty isn`t pregnant  its a good thing though, we are going to adopt one instead",1
 thx 4 following  r y a band? What kind of genre that y play? Nice to meet all of y,1
I wish I could get sushi delivered to work,1
 hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open  its like isolated and haha cool,1
" trying to have a baby, don`t want my soda addiction to be a problem, so i quit  still sad and craving it though",0
 Will have to it`s only across the water and all. Just damned expensive,0
it`s 8a and i`m already dressed  but we`re on set today so let the real fun begin!!! lights! camera! action!,1
" yeah, it`s gonna be rubbish!",0
is feeling really sick,0
Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming,1
 thnx babe  just call me when u finish it....,1
Hairdye patch test has just smeared all over my WHITE duvet cover  **** ****. <3,0
 Wish I could go. Gotta work.,1
 was being sarcy as usual,0
 aww.. thanks bro!  glad I got u active on twitter!,1
No waterfront anymore   faccia luna and clarendon will have to do,0
No free ice cream though,0
Hates bleech!! Messed up my black outfit,0
"Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3",1
"home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha",1
_O_ASH I do too plus more happy mothers day Sweety,1
 which means i spend more time alone than with friends and family. how sad,0
"  oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",0
_Im_Chris and i cant get to mine  keep getting an error,0
feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd,0
 thanks to follow. have a nice rest,1
  I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive >  You look like Chachi from Happy Days,0
 i knooow  its the pizza girl episode xD <3,1
In the mood for shrimp scampi but I don`t have vermouth.,0
 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MARK,1
" ah, I`m so sorry it  I played a game of PSP with my friend tonight, and returned a while ago.",0
 I`m not sure about this tweet business  Why are the simple things so difficult?,0
 Italy or greece for me  Love Italian men hehe ;),1
http://twitpic.com/674p1 -  this is my Ohio is for lovers tattoo got the design off the shirt.. haha but I lost the shirt,0
 xbox broke  hope you enjoy playing 1 vs. 100. I was...looking forward to that.,1
 I`m sorry you won`t make it.,0
I don`t feel any pressure right now...    Happy Mother`s Day people...,1
Does not feel good at all today,0
Horrid dream. I suspect I will have to cancel my plans tonight...,0
 Welcome home!  Glad you made it home safe!,1
 good luck! I have no doubt you will be hilarious. really hoping to see you dressed as some kind of foam food item  and go...,1
 seen that!  hopefully ebay replacement  will work for you!  but take it to bits anyway! lol,1
I am not feeling well,0
Feeling pretty tired and lonely,0
Now i cant find him  Gonna be a sleepless night tonight,0
OMG The LG KC910 touchscreen fone is such a pile of shite!! Roll on new contract in 18 months,0
Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...,0
mine too <3,1
"Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all   I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.",1
Some idiot just crashed into me on his bike.  Now my bike has a small dent in it and I have to buy a new set of pedals,0
omg!!! mcdonalds combo and wendys sundae = puke material,0
 Ben and Jerry...yummmmy!!!,1
Happy Mothers Day mom!  I love you!,1
 I had fun tonight! I`ll leave you with this...Brandi Carlile will be in Dallas today.  We should just sneak into the show!,1
"_Ross if you look at the js code in facebook you will notice a few js functions...nahh just kidding, a buddy told me",1
 hush...stop teasing,0
 Sounds like a good five days,1
  imnot aloud to call you!but i think your awesomeily!****,1
ARG! Eirtaku got hit by stupid bots. So much **** on a kid friendly site.,0
thanks ,1
 happy bday!,1
Happy Mother`s Day to Us  FOR NOT BEIN MAMMAS YET and being lucky enough to live our lives a little 1st,1
Just got my heart ripped out  i love you guys,1
" Were you able to watch it online?!  I hope you were!  And yeah, Belinda Jensen was really good",1
   someone is ignoring me  & being mean..,0
 no. my school will start on June1.  two days to go. i still don`t want. :l,0
Been working lots of overtime this week. Only just realized I booked a half day tomorrow so this week will just break even,0
dissapointed in every way....confused... and damaged by the ugly love bug,0
"Music Update Before Leaving. Check out the songs Photograph by Air, Disco Friends by Just Jack, Stand Up by The Prodigy. And Enjoy!!!",1
Just found mj mouse flats at DJs. Of course there are none left in my size,0
 zombie wrangler sounds like fun. I don`t have halo wars.,1
 sure I would like some cream right now,1
  _c    Thank you for the FFs my friends!,1
" It felt nice, but staying outside for too long and your definitely getting burned! Hurricane season is here though",0
Stuck in awful traffic in the way to the wedding. Ceremony is supposed to start now. Ughhh.,0
Having dinner at Jiuliani`s with family YUM!!!,1
" no he sabido nada de ti, this is making me a bit sad I must say!",0
 NICE I must see this,1
  Happy Monday!!  Hope you have a great week!,1
 awww. rusks are good for tummy aches though :p try fennel or camomile tea  works. or obviously try ...,1
" AND, We have your fabulous interracial ****!  WOOT!",1
Off to get ready for toms..  gotta go make sure he`s not done anything stupid  ill tweet later.,0
Grr...Fatboy Slim is out of the EDC Lineup.,0
Tonight @ 10 on The Northland`s NewsCenter we kick off a week long look at Great Summer Getaways in the Northland! Don`t miss it!,1
 hey sorry i just got the tweet about the puppy... and someone already got it,0
pretty tired after a nice full day.,1
nothing to do this evening.. MISSING LIFESTORY,0
Just want to wish everyond a Happy Mother`s Day. Hope it`s a great one!,1
FACT 1: iHate DirecTV OnDemand w/a passion that burns w/the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. FACT 2: iMiss Comcast. Like a lot,0
"@ my sisters crying my eyes out, hubby called from Iraq, spoke for n2 minutes heard popping sounds in the background and call dropped.",0
this hot day is making me tired,0
 I wish I could have time for my xbox  project all tied,1
not eating lunch with my wife like I wanted to,0
cookies are good,1
The Hangover: That movie is gonna be hilarious. wish i could see it with the crew,1
theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe,0
"[Aeroplanes - We Know, Plato!] One of my favorite WKP songs!  ? http://blip.fm/~5jq91",1
tonight was hilariouss  i loveeee everyone that was theree,1
Still Doing Grench paper and still getting distracted,0
  sad face.,0
" You`ve got to have standards Alice otherwise were would we be ,,,,,? you got to enjoy life it`s what life is for",1
 omg man  i`ll pray for ya,0
 sweet dreams,1
needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive,1
 no panasonic charger.sorry,0
Pissed at you   http://myloc.me/21CU,0
god it pisses me off that i always enter comps & never win.I am such a sore loser,0
Interesting. I type `bike` i get 10 bike company followers. `Download` gets me 5 IT companies. Amused.  Can you say `keyword`?!,1
 Forgot about the traffic  Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow,1
 It does it sometimes - it should come back ;) And the car thing sucks - I feel all anxious and yucky now,0
happy mommys day!,1
 Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us  I wish you a good flight <3,1
Almost ready for new Beta.... until we found a showstopping bug   Please standby.,0
So so happy to be with  - she even makes doing laundry wonderful,1
I`m too tired,0
 yen lol but i can only get the vid on my phone and ipod cant find the song  lol,0
" That didn`t work, unfortunately.",0
Such a beautiful day. I just wish I had the energy to enjoy it.,1
" yum, yum.  I love quesadillas....and wallpaper for that matter tooo",1
gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy,1
It smells badly of garlic,0
"`Whats your stand on **** marriage?` - me. `what the **** natalie, stop asking me these **** **** questions! Go get a job!` - dad.",0
 Aw it says the pic doesn`t exist anymore,0
#Ajax #php! Just thinking about a concept of autorefresh! _chander made a mistake here,0
 I just found out about the giveaway.. I wish I would have known sooner  What happens with the unclaimed cities?,1
after mad calls..txt..fb msgs my homie finally calls me back I was so worried..I think I care far 2 much..but if anything happened 2 them,0
Another friend knocked up.   Pretty soon everyone will have kids. Goodbye carefree youth!,1
In the middle of breakfast the school called.Yep...back to get Shey...AGAIN.3rd migraine this week or maybe one that never went away,0
 Missed you last night hon,0
 your SMS managed to crash my phone.,0
 Just read up on your Mom   Hope she`s okay!!,1
whew. did some more vacuuming. what a good time! You should vacuum.,1
 thanks lady.... bummer for sure.,1
Yay for having a giant headache  stupid glasses.,0
"Gus, formally known as world`s ugliest dog has died  We`ll miss you, Gus http://bit.ly/exjcn",0
"Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha",0
 you`re just unhappy to return to occupying the same city as me  I am cry now too.,0
"gave the bikes a thorough wash, degrease it and grease it. think i did a really good job!",1
I`m nervous... I hope I get in... this could be a costly mistake... more like procrastination and assumption...,0
"Morning all, finally got to stream media from PC to PS3 via wireless router, much easier than using a USB dongle, ah, techy simplicity.",1
 wow that was easy! Thank you,1
 I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes   i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x,1
I`m Back and I see I missed Truck and Fish on ,0
HAPPY JUDDDAY,1
"its at 3 am, im very tired but i can`t sleep",0
 thanks  I`ll check those out.,1
  That`s alright. Add your egg and maybe some sort of leftover meat and it`s not so bad <3,1
I`m always hungry all the time but now I don`t even feel like eating. This is not normal...and my throat`s sore. I`m sick,0
New baby doing well.  I will be attempting to do some more 'painting' this weekend.,1
 Love **** Magix it`s cool!!... great rhythm!!!,1
 would love a slice of summer from Piper`s lemonade stand! do you think i could have a jump on her trampoline too?,1
Disneyland was a blast yesterday now back to work,1
"Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun",1
 nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!,1
Yay! Go wyattt your totally amazing`!`! Im So happy for you.  yay,1
is online shopping...fantastic,1
So not looking forward to hurricane season. 3 days until...,0
" You lucky girl. Tell me all about it, `kay?",1
" Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck",1
People are people...nooooo? Id never have guessed tht...idiot..im grouchy now,0
"  Well I hope you have had a good weekend and even more so have a good day at work 2moro its already monday here,so far so good",1
 Goodnight lolsz,1
"_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up",1
my head is hurting..,0
He still doesn`t love me... I won`t ask again,0
Greg Pritchard should have got threw to the final of britains got talent,0
 - SO.... yeah. I VERY much appreciate that.,1
From twitterberry moved to ubertwitter - suffered from BB cache errors,0
LOVED Britain`s got talent last night!  Shaun and Greg were both amazing!  Were they HOT too..can`t say I noticed?!!,1
 yup it gets better again after S4,1
Have to go to work  typical sunshine and deep sleep; stupid friday.,0
A thursday. Is that REALLY necessary  ? Have u ever heard of school and horrible mums,0
  cheap and good system  http://bit.ly/Fgl2Y,1
dang last url went down  ? http://blip.fm/~7aigm,0
" you can have the sun too. It all sucks, especially for my pale whiteman skin.   I can`t stop sneezing, and I blame you.",0
"  Oh no matey, did you get ill?  It would be a bit mean of Suzi to be calling you chicken scabs if you`re not!",0
wtf?! my tweets aren`t posting   super excited about the weekend! <3jfg.,0
"Get yer freak on-it`s Monday! Have a Great one, if it`s possible to have a great Monday!",1
500! updates! wooow!! haha!!,1
" As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends",1
AHHHHHHHH!I can`t get miley to notice me......,0
Yay me! I did good on my com final  I needa step up next semester forsure tho. No more distractions.,1
 i still like coldplay i just said that was one of my fav cds. and they r one of my fav bands too!!!,1
 Britains got Talent just gets better every week,1
: Help Jen I had a Monster Energy Drink and now I`m crashing.,0
happy all my studying and all nighters payed off,1
 aw  were sad you had to leave tokyo. come back.please,0
 I`m not comfortable with this announcement.,0
 Btw happy mom`s day to hannah and your mom and han`s mom! Yey! Moms unite! This is your day,1
" Oh, and Happy Judd Day haha  #juddday",1
My car has an alarm & immobiliser so it makes it incredibly complicated AND costly! I have no key code neither for the immobiliser.,0
I want a new phone  I`ve seen too much cellphone commercials (,0
Wishes you had teased me with movie night,1
Romantic evening in with papa murphys and 'battle BC' from the history channel,1
hey thanks for the follow  ..,1
i feel so bad when the kid is sick,0
watching 'Knowing' and lovin it,1
 - I enjoyed seeing EVERYONE that presented on Saturday at the Clark Howard event - Especially the 3 pre-clark speakers,1
" I`m not sure... But, 4719 fans in just a week is a wow to me! I guess they will soon overtake other Malaysian Page to be No.1.",1
Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest,0
Is dreading going to work  BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!,1
Its seriously quiet and lonely here without Bunny,0
okay okay sleep for realz now! Goodnight!  ::waves to followers::,1
 ROFLMAO! I feel inspired to go start a huge bonfire now,1
no so sad about that  i`m from MALTA have you heard about it ?,0
Ichigo has been good at Ping&pooping outside but not used to the fact he doesn`t have his sister  lonely puppy,0
"Well,  I discovered I can`t swim.  I`m out.  Sorry",0
" ohoh i missed all ur tweets  im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference",0
 thank u,1
Making egg tart & Chinese egg pudding. Yum,1
 I`m straining to hear but it`s very hard from all the way over here.,0
 poor tony  come play scrabble on facebook!,0
home not well hate not workin,0
 OmG U NasTY,0
Freakin` HAWT guys at this restaurant...where I`m eating dinner with my father,1
aarrgghh - fu*k.....a hose has leaked water all over the new floating floor,0
 got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?,0
 You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting.  I don`t want you to be stressed.,1
"I hate taking antibiotics, but i think i need to get me some. boooooo.",0
 definitely dont be offended. im messing around with various twitter apps and strange things keep happening.,0
OH NEVERMIND I THINK THIS THING IS UNSALVAGEABLE,0
 sorry about your sadness   nitenite love,1
Liam peed in the potty!!,0
Why are some guys so stupid? They have no idea what to do with a good girl who actually cares about them..so sad,0
I got overexcited about pizza and burned my mouth.,0
" so wish I was there with ya, but at 6:48am Belgian time I was sleeping...time diff sucks. Take me there!",0
_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!,1
" hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out  i really dont know why  x",0
"yeah, I was wasting my time  fail",0
there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail,0
all my files got deleted,0
 too late  I`m already on the bus goin home  what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????,0
 Good prices for bulk SMS and Premium SMS too  http://promotion.itagg.com,1
plus it hurts seeing sum1 you love falling for someone else!  not even kidding im wellllllllllllll gutted. **** ****,0
 that`s odd as it`s on my lap  maybe that`s your cat O: s:,0
BEEN TOWN WITH THE MOTHER  NICE & SUNNNY,1
getting bored of walking up and down the stairs,0
 hmm...your blog won`t let me post a comment.,0
" Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing  lol x",1
 Youuuu`re an aaass  my aaass loooool,0
Is having awesome fruits and vegetable juice at the opening of Lam`s noodles at 8  http://tinyurl.com/r65c68,1
believes that creativity  in cooking is only limited to your imagination... guess that applies for most things too... like photography,1
Red Rock for lunch with Colin.  and  couldn`t come.  IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.,1
good job!,1
off work yesss ! super hungry,0
 Fab new pic by the way,1
"this song called stolen, it soooo amazing!! it by Dashboard Confessional",1
 'If there`s a camel up a hill' and 'I`ll give you plankton' ....HILARIOUS!!,1
tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita),1
 I love that song! I was starting to think I was the only one that knew that one!    #sameperson,1
star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there  and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.,1
"Grilled chicken, broccolli, and water.  Yummy and healthy. Well until I put butter on my veggies but whatever",1
"imissu, come back home now honey",0
 Yeah it was great to be outside without rain/snow & cold air! Love the sunny days,1
45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days,1
*sigh* Last day at work. I has an sadifying in my heartparts.,0
Oh Mother - Christina Aguilera. Happy Mothers` Day to all the mamas!  ilovemymommy! <3,1
"god, brera, why is your plot twist going to **** everything up i can feel it",0
 Thanks! Welcome back!,1
"think I`m gonna start writing a proper blog, can anyone recommend any good blog host thingys?",1
Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet,0
Trance or Drum`n`Bass are awesome for working!!  *dances it out*,1
stuck in stupid Jeuno with flag up.  Wish I was in Windy fishing,0
This cigarette is so relaxing,1
"Mmmmmmm. I love Espresso......the app, that is. I guess the real thing helps me work efficiently too",1
break from packing. watching the office  Pam: 'I had just woken up. I didn`t look cute. That`s how I knew he meant it.',0
i don`t like being sick when the guidance counsellor is supposed to take me + 35 other kids out of school for bowling & pizza,0
PEOPLE!!! wat the hell is a follower on twitter???? I DONT GET IT!!!,0
 Lucky...and a wife who loves me.,1
"great mood todayyyyyyyyy. Super excited for the game tonight, not so excited to be one year older (tomorrow).",1
" Hi Michael!  Wow, thanks for the kind words! Now I must find love connections for you just for your bg alone!",1
"Oh, as usual, I should warn my new followers that I tend to over-tweet during #canucks games. Apologies in advance.",0
 im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt  what do i dooo?!,0
 loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone,1
 wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show  but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha,1
 Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile,1
 Maybe something`s just wrong with my phone...it`s still not working,0
" Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.",1
 LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer.  Have fun this weekend!,1
 LOOOOL chips and ketchup ya waili 3alaiiik! Let`s have some fish fingers  I`m not too sure about baked beans though.,0
_05 I know booskie. HE is everywhere I am. & U too. Thank u for the reassurance! I love u.,1
Oh tonight... Looking forward to it,1
"just found out I won`t be tweeting from ,my phone in Scotland, different networks    I was going to upload photos to twitpic, sorry",0
no more brother for 2 weeks.....,1
 thanks to follow,1
Good Morning Twitts! Another GloOmy day in NYC!,1
" Hi! We get to try out new restos..so yea, it fuunn  Let`s have dinner when you get back!",1
" Try being in AZ again brooke, Omg you cant even be outside for less than a minute before getting your neck burned.",0
Is Bored at Home,0
The fam back on the Big Island said the vog has been so bad that they can`t see the ocean. Sad!,0
" i`m a huge fan of Take That since i was a baby.. Yeah, 6 months really feels like 5 months.",1
 http://twitpic.com/4hsd2 - Weheyyyy   We give thanks for MIDI keyboards,1
Last day at work...Sick to the bone,0
 ok I just love it when big buff tattoed (preferably Christian)  men strut...fluffy dogs are optional,1
 we miss you,0
ughhhhhhhhhhhh  :/,0
" I heard it was disappointing, which I am disappointed by before I`ve even seen it.  What a waste of C. Bale.",0
Star Trek.. Did not disappoint!  5 star!!,1
Heading to yale.. Grandmother in car accident,0
24 hours and $400 later and I hav a new telecom phone that dosent work.  Stupid telecom,0
" Homework bound for the whole weekend, not so fun",0
"That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her  forgot the words and cried  but gets a second chance to perform again : ]",1
is a lil sad bc I wont be able toeat a hot dog and Big Kahuna cookie sandwich at the Ranger game tonight!,0
" Ahh that`s fun  I had work last night, a party after, went to the movies today to see Wolverine. Was a good weekend",1
damm i feel like the song of dead and gone by Travis Garland,0
 I don`t think they sale Ciroc where I stay..****..thats just my luck,0
 i miss yoooooooou my poia,0
My last day with my favorite teacher.....im quite sad,0
"Come on all you lovely fans Number 14 in the Local pop Charts  Let launch an assault on the number 1 slot!!! www,reverbnation.com/suki ...",1
 I`m come and try to find you and be your fan too,1
Good night peeps! Give to your mom`s the greatest love you have   ****,1
 i can`t i can`t i can`t  i`m sad.... i`m from venezuela!,0
"We just crossed into the golden state, its nice being home",1
Watching TV with the best people in the whole world !!!!! My Mum and My Sis Agus (: Love you all ! Twitter you later ha,1
 i trusted matt with my life in that picture. funnnn night though,1
movie then sleep! Today was good day  [{H!--D3ff}],1
" sounds good, the one I was too was also fun",1
stoped broadcasting on blogtv coz they all left  and was on my own and one one came any way xD,0
 oh gaha no of course i wasn`t offended why would i be?  i`d love to play for you some day,1
_booey it doesn`t make up for the pitch,0
" nice wedding ring, shiny!",1
Roxie is not feeling very well  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6878284,0
" That was my entire week!! I didn`t get to design once while at my GRAPHIC DESIGN job, only at home doing freelance. Sad.",0
5500 words and counting.  My hands hurt,0
"___ okay, i`ll finally get to meet Dia! that`s her name, right? oh geez i`ll feel so stupid if it`s not.",0
I wish pitchfork would shutup about #primavera.  Makes me miss spain,0
 The John Lennon poster. My inner fan girl is dancing with joy.,1
 i wish you still loved me,1
"Watched Adaptation, Interiors, and The Women (1939). All in all, good movie night. Breakfast with dad and kelley in the morning",1
 love you 2  so how are you? xxxx,1
" Yeah, and that`s where everything becomes difficult and generalisations break down. Not an easy problem  .",0
" yep infact she is popular, miss india 99, talented film actress .... and lot more",1
What a fun night,1
 Thanks so much for following! The Muse has much gratitude and wishes you a magnificent & productive start to your day!,1
Dinner with the fam... I have missed them,0
has the greatest friends in the entire world,1
  thanks homskis! Its like christmas!,1
No u guys!  said California in an angry tweet to perez hilton! Jonathan was so upset he spelled California wrong,0
http://snipurl.com/hq0n1 Just printed my mom an Amazon gift card  for Happy Mothers Day talk about last minute.,1
Bored to tears without my boys! They are at their dad`s for a week,0
 Haha and you should! State pride is important,1
thinks someone may have keyed her car.  Big scratches on the hood.,0
 aww hope uve hada good day  xxxxx,1
 You too!   Happy Mom`s get to rule and kids have to take it day,1
"going to die from study overload this weekend. too much homework, with paying work to interrupt! i`m screwed",0
Alexander Ovechkin is definitely my new favorite NHL player,1
 lady thinks shes watching scrubs... delusional.  shes bailing on our plans,0
is SOOOOO hungry right now! Should`ve eaten before this wedding.,0
I is so lonely,0
prom tonight.. too bad im not going to be there,0
"  I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...",1
thinks castles are fun,1
"im in pain, ****",0
_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can`t cope !!!! Set that fox on him,0
 Thanks for the reminder Tony,1
Its a Bank Holiday!..... If you`re happy and you know it CLAP YOUR HANDS!,1
"  he`s hard to please, methinks he has the picture in his head just fine",1
is desperatly hoping my dad takes me to vanessa`s game,1
 Congrats on your new phone!,1
why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there  TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!,0
 I hope to take you on that offer one day,1
" get that fixed, after few years it can worth some thing",1
"riding daddy`s bike (yes a man`s bike, very convenient! NOT) in the dark without glasses on. i was scared  but i survived HAHA",0
_skies miss you too :`( it is!i never want to come home.....seriously,0
"Oh god, I feel like ****.",0
Someone just bought the domain i planned on buying yesterday ****,0
Thanks to:      New followers!,1
 *hugs*  I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?,1
"woke up early this morning  not happy bout that, headache, dizzy can`t breathe, yeh im still sick",0
excited how the jon does will do today  Good luck guys ;),1
had a lovely breakfast with mum...yummy pancakes,1
 YAY  u get to see ddub again ;) those 5 men always keep me happy & motivated,1
 but lorraine kelly is a sexy mama!,1
the last song all american rejects.......... an amazing song,1
Happy mothrs day 2 ; all thaa moms outt thr  *,1
Yippee! Happy birthday to me,1
"Fantastic weekend - hairdressers, stylish luncheons & a Fabulous girlie night with wine, cheeses & chocolates...And dancing till morning",1
 I love to Read  And i love Film making,1
bored. tired got headache,0
" Whats with you though, you sound a bit down yourself.. not your boiler again is it",0
"slept in, missed bus, train delayed, doesn`t stop at my stop, late for work. **** heelllll",0
  just listened to the songs on your myspace.  really good,1
Sad that david is leaving tomoro. for a week.,0
" Well there`s you, another Twiiter person...erm...difficult to say really...   Let`s just say that you could fit all into a minibus!",0
 ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!,1
 heyy i finally got one too  oh and good luck on your finals today,1
Im sure the 5 ppl who came in after me will be seen by a dentist before I will,0
" Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though!  #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!",1
 Thanks `Mckenzie`,1
O dios acaban de tocar The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart en el primavera sound  life is not fair,0
" You`re welcome. I`m going to repost several times to get the message out, maybe help another dog",1
"morning, how is everone? sing to me  You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)",1
Happy Mother`s Day to all to all the wonderful moms out there.  -Matalatine,1
 Agreed! Though Eclipse apps hinder collecting the heap dump by catching OOME. Had to muck about in JConsole,1
Traffic is horrific on 695..I jus wanna gt my dog,0
Facebook.com isint letting me change my profile picture,0
OMggg. i just heard someone is gonna die on the new season of the secret life of the american teenager  noooo.,0
is tired if ppl **** talking,0
he just fully yelled  saying dnt be so fcking stupid grow up! stop with this band **** then... throws the remote at me thnks love u2,0
  Goodnight.,1
"Today Dan bought me Bio Dome AND the Reality Bites Soundtrack! Needless to say he gets MAYJAH points!  Also, my tummy is not happy. Boo.",0
" Thank you, I will have a look",1
happy mothers day  esp to my mommy,1
okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!!  HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!),1
is  a very tired tweeter,0
is excited for tonight`s party of ron  http://plurk.com/p/sujth,1
 it was amazing but due to time constraints could only visit the meadows and pine forest. Shall post images later.,1
Dell FX100 Pc-over-IP audio device (Teradici) is giving me a hard time in #Linux #Ubuntu Jaunty  Kernel isnt loading the snd-hda-intel drv,0
 WTF!!!!  LMAO!!! *Just got hit in the head with bloody balls*,0
_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!,1
" i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it.  my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.",1
"..Get Over On His Mom & Now I Feel Horrible, He Must Think I am.  That`s Not What I Meant. Just Thought It`d Be Better Than The Brunt.",0
 yeah I need a hug...cuz I am sick..,0
" salt and vinegar, cheese and onion make your breathe smell lol  ****",0
"Right, **** the whole Twitter silence experiment. The last four days have been murder with the inability to mouth off",0
Sick of fighting so it looks like no more burlesque for me,0
"The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<-",0
 Hey Tom. Have your plans to make an concert in Denmark this year?  please reply ****,1
  i get migranes.. so .. that leaves you to either arthritis and/or gout!,0
just relax,1
Long day at office again. Tiring week,0
Prom was awesome.,1
...I need a huge favor of love. Anticipate texts from me,1
 U r welcome pal  u truly deserve 2 be followed,1
Think Big! 'The size of your thinking determines the size of your results' Bob Proctor`s great advice      http://www.wealthwithsoul.com,1
happy mother`s day!,1
Has been rejected,0
"i feel really sick, and my teeth still hurt.  fml.",0
"watching men n blk 2, wishin all the mums happy mother`s day",1
woah! I Love the new twitter app! So many new things to do. just got finished watching Jon4Lakers video on this and it was good.,1
  i`ve seen inkheart- i liked it too,1
Epsilon Greater than Zero misses her Mommy.  http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/5626035,0
 Well I can tell you I didn`t marry my like. Maybe that`s why I`m stuck in situations like I am now,0
Amazing day with my boyfriend. He`s a good drummer.,1
 Gross! haha it was like the tiniest piece ever but i can taste it like i ate the whole onion eww,0
 meh! You should try the one on commercial drive with all the cats,0
No launch today. Teacher changed plans and we watched a stupid move about tesla,0
_lou hahah hopefully!  enjoy your day,1
 Yep...sadly I only had 10 min before a meeting!,0
"Man, Monday sucks. What I wouldn`t give to be a rich beach bum, diving in a tropical lagoon every day, eating fresh fruit and fish...ahhh",0
 Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!!  Loved you on Huckabee,1
_zulu or get up on that Michael Jackson ish.  Not a bad look IMO,1
Wishing  a Happy Mothers Day,1
I have a stupid headache on my day off.,0
"Screw it goin back to bed,,ill just go tomorrow ,,,,,kinda sad",0
OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!,1
"just when i thought things couldn`t get any worse. it just did. and it will get even worse tonight, i bet.  my life is a misery.",0
"In French trois, nobody is sitting next to me. I feel a little lonely...",0
never mind it`s closed  sorry Miley,0
"  I just got through doing my work now I can take the whole day off, its great being your own boss",1
 i quite like God Save Our King too,1
"_ Heading off to Poole around 4ish,  has some serious gardening to do before we go, no Tweetdeck til Sunday evening,",0
" i wnt there yesterday!  wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3",1
Need To Go Shopping  Boring Day T`day....Nothing To Dooo. College Tmro...How ****` Excitin`  Wish Twitter Was Simplified For Me =] <3,0
 psh... I`m not cool enough to go to their open-houses.,0
 i wish you could come to Swindon...2 hours away...its my dream to meet you  xoxo,1
I miss vlogcandy,0
" sorry again, I don`t have a twitter ap on my phone, so I only text to it, I can only reply on the internet for now.",0
 I`m so sorry!  I saw it too and it shocked me to the core.,0
Rachael makes me want to cry,0
thanks steph...must keep me updated when it`s ur turn,1
Is upset that he didn`t get his 24 fix tonight,0
Good morning world!  haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better  http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj,1
_creek No worries - thank google! There`s nothing you can`t find on there!,1
I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go,0
**** you ipod for freezing when i need you most,0
 Thanks G! My actual birthday is on Tuesday and I will be 24.,1
All of you can have fun tweeting all day while im cleaning hair  LOL,1
"Now that I think about it, when I get to the States they`ll probably still be touring so they won`t be at home  Dammit!",0
Humidity is NOT my friend! Just ask my hair,0
 **** it. You don`t look well. You have to go home.,0
 have a good show,1
"Welcome aboard to 5 new followers  Thanks, I`m honored.",1
Dang baby i love you ma,1
 The one and the same! Should be a good gig,1
Oh noes .... macbook hard disk has just died,0
.. good morning peoplee  looks like it`s going to be a nice day today! better than last week it was raining =(.,1
 very nice...i cleared my head,1
I`ll get my new laptop in 10 more days! Excited! It is Dell Inspiron - core2duo 2.0GHz - 4GB DDR2 - 250GB hdd - 15.6 inches screen,1
 yay! You`re on twitter!,1
 No it`s not sad. Should make you proud,0
ii wanna go home for thee weekend  but ii have no gas. sukks (_!_)!!,0
got woken up early AGAIN  I kinda wana just chill today but there`s so much to do!,0
bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill,1
Refusing to accept that the US holiday is over. Heading to Woodies Longboard  Diner in um ... Hove...,0
"Star Trek was GREAT yet minor details needed to be worked out, but I give it a Thumbs Up, regardless!",1
is sad to go to work cuz it`s TermiNeda`s last day...and little monkey`s last day too,0
" I think you were dreaming that!  However, my memory does suck so maybe not",0
Here at work still feeling the pain for my friend wish I had a magic wand to erase all the madness,0
 think you should catch up on your sleep befor you go back to uni haha  goodnight<3,1
taking sad to a whole new level,0
ALO is so sad and quiet and empty tonight,0
 morning David have a safe journey and enjoy your time in the states  ****,1
3 years in 2 months!! hooorah! can`t wait!,1
 hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks,1
Cops tell #Tori`s Dad they may never find her remains  http://lfpress.ca/newsstand,0
 YEAY!. haha. thank you so much jiah,1
but omg mummy bought me ice-cream!,1
Mother`s Day Wishes from google... Pretty & beautiful flowers on google logo  http://www.google.co.in/,1
massive headache  going to see terminator tonight!,0
 you are a slow answerer!,0
"has just finished watching masterchef. Surprisingly (perhaps), it`s good",1
Akh! I woke up and missed so much of Sayed Hassan`s speech,0
: thanks!  and you being #80 just made my morning!,1
is having awesome fruits and vegetable juice at the opening of Lam`s noodles at 8  #fb http://tinyurl.com/qnjqx2,1
 http://twitpic.com/4jbba - ohhh someone likes to play with their food.... heehee,1
 Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school,1
Organic chemistry  ah so confusing!,0
"Bank Holiday Bliss - Jeremy Kyle, without even bothering the Sky+",1
 let me know how it goes I`m praying. Ummmph. I still can`t believe it.,1
have to return my sideways. **** meds and bills.,0
I want cookies for breakfast! Luckily I`m an adult and can do that!,1
happy mother`s day,1
"#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.",1
I received some excellent birthday presents!  Party was the usual success.,1
"home, don`t feel like going to work tomorrow",0
   We`re idiots.  Ok mostly I was skint but hell I could`ve done something......,0
Ugh RUDE!..,0
"Not gonna lie, i`m going to miss high school lunches. A lot. ****.",0
stunning business cards! ashamed of mine  http://bit.ly/zpsQo,0
"On my way to work, cant be bothered",1
 Just study according to the notes that you had to copy and you`ll be fine.,1
I have a sore tummy,0
 havin fun? x btw isnt it bowling? ****,1
"Maybe I was wrong, this week could have stayed good, but it didn`t",0
  I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.,0
is thrilled prom went well,1
 I love it...that`s going to be one of my new fave quotes.,1
Just saw a dooope bmw 6 series parked with the top back....to bad it was raining,0
Yes!! i has 100 minutes of Sims 2 plus Seasons  ) fun fun expansions,1
Was eating a manderin. But it`s all gone now!,0
Wishing all the mommies a happy mother`s day,1
_a_michael CUTE  thanks for sharing! AND PLEASE Direct Message ME before you go to bed James ;) ;) you know you want to!,1
" Ooh, coffee!  Great idea...  want one??",1
binstruct suffers from an update of the mib package... and the developer of that package is on holidays,0
Just got back from school! Ugh I don`t want to go to the dance tonight,0
The Matrix Online shuts down next month...wow...I feel kinda sad about it,0
_ What did he say about it?? Gosh! I missed the yesterday live chat.. I was at bed.. sick,0
Is there a way to block followers?  I have no idea who you are. .  Sorry..,0
"aku kbangun gara2 mimpi , very bad dream",0
have a biiig headache.,0
"Just Saw Confessions Of A Shopoholic...Totally fell in love with Hugh Dancy`s accent!! :3 Need $20.00 for tomorrow, new top i want!!",1
  happy mommy day Teens-thanks FFF,1
"may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero",1
 It`s time to be all u can be like the reserves....I lost one.,0
" main event has not happened yet, but he is doing well so far",1
 I know!  I loved it.,1
 Thank you. I needed that,1
 good,1
 sick girl!  trying to shake this thing off but no luck .. How are you miss long time..,0
  FTR I <3 U and miss U on the team already,0
" It`s ugly and gray outside even in San Diego. Not too cold, will get to 70, but May-gray June-gloom for us all",0
 meet  - she is the Zombie expert i believe..,1
My whole immediate will be in the same city until some point tomorrow afternoon. This is monumental,1
ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making  *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X,1
Dangit...cuz of this weather the house painting is going to be dragged out till next week.,0
Feeling special @ looking4him first guy to give me flowers.,1
Internet is painfully slow today,0
I can`t believe how tired I am right now... I don`t know if I can go out tonight...   Exhaaaausted!!,0
my tv is so boring,0
Boring starting work weekend soon................ 1st need to get a Tim Coffee so I can make it through this **** night shift........,0
"Time for the hittin` the hay  Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!",1
Waiting for my momma so i can go to Chase and see what the hell they doin with my money. i miss WAMU,0
http://bit.ly/5pBLz  for McCoy`s initial rant.,0
 this is the worst,0
" *hugs* me not sad really, me just messing",0
 hi ya demi! im glad ur back   http://twitpic.com/4vuuy i personally love the picture! haha,1
_smith1 wats i got luck for u guys to beat la!! lol i would like to see this best wishes to the denver nuggets but my cavs are done,1
I`m feeling so frustrated...I just can`t get things to work!!,0
 I`m inclined to think it`s stupid.,0
"When someone edit your designs is called plagiarism right??, but what can you do??, I`m tired, exhausted and dissapointed",0
@ cayogial i wanted to come to BZ this summer :/ not so sure anymore... a teacher`s life in the summer SUCKS,0
Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again  http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs,0
 crossing my fingers for ya! & hey you`ll be on my side of town!  Welcome! LOL,1
Happy Mother`s day to MOMMY,1
  got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate,1
Hitting the (fairly empty) shops in Orlando! Off to downtown Disney later  http://tinyurl.com/cdsuws,0
"Not to thrilled about the marathon this sunday, they assigned me on the street. Less $$$",0
too sick for rigging tomorrow.,0
The lab informs me the logic board is dead as well. It is farking expensive to replace. I don`t know what to do.  #MyPowerBookG4RIP,0
" omgggggggggg, cant belive it! what had happened to it friend? do you know where did you missed it? thats not nice!!",0
Oh MAN !! I was going to connect my old school Nintendo to play mario games. And is not in the bag I gotta search for it.,0
installed the iNav iBlue v2 Theme...gives a fresh feel    http://twitpic.com/4jfg4,1
  she was sleep and then she woke up to check on me see if i was cold or hot i love my mom,1
Not excited of blowing out another candle today... [as when I was a kid!],0
  Been there and never at a good time   Your recourse is small claims or you can get a atty involved. But that is more $,0
gonna walk around for an hour now :I but I`m totally motivated! Wahahaha,1
Complicated with a dream,0
tried to do something funny on twitter but failed.,0
" Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now.  THX",1
 mother is hogging the TV,0
god... im suffering greatly... having no hair + sitting in blazing sunshine = v v bad sunburn,0
 I would think the pres would be afraid you`d Pun`k him,0
 Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!!  Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!,1
And other girls come over... And my boyfriend forgets that I`m here,0
 Had one of the female servers tell her **** looks big in those pants. She will worry all night long Lol,0
Sometimes the things you say hurt the ones you love most unintentionally.  And you can never ever take it back or fix it.,0
i am outta here... see you guys later (or tomorrow)... happy mom`s day again!,1
i aint lyk any othaa gurrrrrl i dont lyk the jonas brothers-kristi.,1
" Fab, eh?  Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!",1
oh and #antiboyle didn`t work out either  never too much of a bad thing eh uk eh,0
  ah you say the nicest things,1
I hate it when I am in pain,0
" OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all",1
"It`s raining cats and dogs in Gda?sk today , looks nice `though through a window",1
 Awesome! that`s how I wanna roll when I become mogul status,1
"No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time  http://bit.ly/lrolJ",1
 Good to hear... several of my peeps are working tonight...,1
They just admitted my grandma to the hospital... Shes my only last one  please pray for her,0
" YES!! I made the sign when i noticed it missing on Sunday! So far, no luck... It`s now Unlucky Japanese Cat...",0
_StrayCat I sorry!!  Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?,0
 You seem Cool,1
Good! luck you! I want new shoes  Ly x,1
I missed your calls,0
" heh, you seem to have a complex about your iPhone jealousy. This self-denial is harmful! Just let it out.",0
 Lol... She is fine the way she is  How has your weekend been?,1
: cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live  xoxo,1
"never thought i`d say this, but i miss my 9-5 job, the commute, my cubicle, free food & coffee and being downtown. why did i quit?",0
miss my hubby already!,0
 *hugs*  still feeling poorly are you,0
  haha aww hun i bet you are more creative than me,1
The 10 Coolest Foreign Words The English Language Needs. Check the number one. Amazing!  http://is.gd/s9B1,1
Rats the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com I`m too late.,0
What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs  Rock climbing tomos I hope,1
 Thanks for the morning laugh. You are just too funny,1
"'Completely dishwasher safe, except that the pattern might come off.' Blue Coat humour at its best  Three cheers for Viz",1
Neil just picked me up for the show. My tailights out  cause of heartless hit and run.,0
 I`ve given up on pizza - kids would never let me have my fav  (the hot ones),0
Misses the good old days!,0
I hate crowds   http://tr.im/mONi,0
I WILL CRY!!!!!!!!    I can`t believe that I lost the chat!!!,0
 I had bad net issues on Weds so couldn`t broadcast  Am on tonight tho... tune in for new anthems and bad mixing!,0
i miss !! she`s gone for the WHOOLLLLEEEE weekend!!! boo hoo,0
" sorry guys, the WAVVES show was canceled, they missed their flight",0
 hey Jodi.. what`s up??ugg.. im bored.. i just made a sundae.. c u monday.. ( hahaha it rymed...) loll. cu in school,0
" Guapisimo, chico you and Ms. Lady Gaga looked amazing as usual",1
 I do too!! Sounds interesting,1
" If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time.",1
i hate the bus...any donations toward my car fund?,0
"anyone drive a newish diesel car? any advice on pros cons? not interested in old diesel cars, need recent model experience, eg SUV",0
 wassup m8 ... bad day not good,0
" awww bb, you sound lonely  I want to drive up there/fly and snuggle you too",0
I`m dreading hearing even worse news tonight,0
" yeah, it`s tragic  i need a haircut",0
 Ah.  I just found it weird because it`s my screen name  Name of war and all that jazz,0
Happy Birthday Snickers!!!! ? I hope you have the best day ever! Let`s go shopping!!!,1
I can`t feel the weekend fever anymore when everyday is  a day off,0
Being attacked with cola..... all sticky,0
Had to stay home while my wife takes my daughter and a few friends out to Tokyo Steak House - sadly my body is not cooperating today,0
"writing out mother`s day cards to mom, aunts, and AMYYYY can`t wait for her to be a mommy",1
Ugh! I have to beat this stupid song to get to the next  rude!,0
" Same here, having a nice, quiet Sunday",1
" are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC",1
Design galore! Yayyyyyyy  progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!,1
I`m sad to have lost another person close to me to cancer,0
Chicago rocks my socks,1
"... And, I was the only person who stood up for them. The world is full if spineless ****. This makes me sad",0
Gud nite all...will catch you all again tomorrow,1
  I need to come spend some time on your roof - I miss you &     double date in a couple of weeks?,0
Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you.  enjoy your day,1
 keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall  (Excuses.),1
im so stressed out.  will anything get any better *sigh*,0
"KERI HILSON- SLOW DANCE ROCKIN` THE **** OUT OF MY PLAYLIST RIGHT NOW! GET UP ON THIS SONG, PURE **** DROPPER",1
 so excited for you and Paris ooh lala  i look forward to knowing you a long long time lovely ! hugs n kisses g,1
 just need to know what to be cautious about.  being cautious is good.,1
" I got a headache because of all the hard work today, still not ready, with a #Heineken trying to finished up",0
 You needed to watch the White House Correspondent`s Dinner. That would have cheered you up!,1
good morning guys!  experimental chemistry test this morning :s wish me luck!,1
Thank you for the follow !  Looking forward to your tweets...,1
 oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon,0
 Your welcome hun!    They are all amazing people - make sure to say hello to them!,1
 no    I kind of miss my first main.   Male Tauren Shaman named Icewater stuck at 61.  Maybe I`ll fetch him one day.,0
Everyone on the eastcoast... the rain hates us  let`s just all fly to Cali. LOL,0
 Yay! You finally get to have a trip away from home again! How exciting! You 2 going to shop a bit ?,1
 You have DSL? Welcome to 2009!,1
going to bed happy mothers day people,1
Truly sad... My cheap little camcorder just shot craps.....,0
"'sometime around midnight' by The Airborne Toxic Event, literally cannot escape it. FML",0
Hi All!!  I have 2 daughters.. and my youngest turns 2 on Monday.. Where did the time go??  sniffle sniffle sob. sob.,0
 nope no love,0
 nice recolouring of your page  nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!,1
 NO WAY! i didn`t know he was singing ROF thats without a doubt my fave he has done on idol thus far!! EEP~fangirl moment,1
Going to IKEA with the roomie so she can shop for her apartment. IKEA is in like my top ten stores that I love,1
"The food here looks amazing! Our dessert is Frozen Grand Marnier Souffle, of course we have to eat @ the bar",1
" - Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there",1
No gas PLUS no money = Desperation!!!   and that`s the word of the day!  http://twitpic.com/66zls,0
 I know it`s just a sprain. It`s a repetitive injury for me.,0
Home. Don`t think i`ll wake up at 5. :-p I had set an alarm for 6 in the kids` room & forgot to turn it off. I feel bad about that.,0
 'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha,1
 lol cnt its too slow,0
Waiting for the dang pizza to cook. It`s almost 9 and we still have not eaten wifey fail. Did I mention I feel like ****,0
Studio Ghibli for this year; Ponyo! http://bit.ly/whar8 as always it seems to be perfect  we`ll be waiting till august for it,1
 oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!,1
- I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!,1
 moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had  looks good,1
 happy to help,1
oh no! my fun weekend with friends is gone! my mother has made a family weekend of it!  ****,0
Last day I`m LA. I am so so sad,0
 hiya! been looking for you1,1
Been invited to join a group in Second Life called 'Ballistic Autistics'.  Cute name.,1
also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...,1
Wishing I could have seen my nephew graduate from kindergarten!,0
watching snl with my ucsd girls and laughing about twitter/blackberry jokes  thought i`d tweet that.,1
" good job at the logies this year. Hell funny, and you`re right about the baggin the logies tradition... so very Aussie!",1
Hey  Bye Bye  was fun too   (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v),1
"****, hi Facebook ? what`s wrong with you ? can`t add photos",0
Just got refused a bottle of morgan`s in tesco despite saying helen could verify my age...  shocking... Just left all the shopping! X,0
 Knight...sweet dreams.,1
 I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not.  Hopefully he`ll bounce back.,1
 lol nice  I loved that concert! Aha u gonna post these pics,1
Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather,1
Just shot my new .22 rifle!  The auto-reset plinker target I built in shop class works great!,1
  I do the same thing to anybody covering dave... haha... we don`t like people messing with perfect music.,0
i forgot how much i love all these songs on my itunes. i love shuffle  and i love watching the pranks from AP Tour!,1
 Whom do yu wanna kill ??,0
" well, I took it in early `00, graduated in `01. we were the final stage guinea pigs  it seriously is a waste of time.",0
 thanks!!! it was a ballroom dancing competition,1
Happy Mothers` Day to my mom and all the mothers in the world,1
 oh noo.. i cant see it,0
wow I feel like ish  and I really feel bad because those ignorent aholes wont overturn prop 8,0
hahaha  is SUCH nonsense,0
I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today,1
 trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists.,0
 Nooooo!  Working this weekend,0
 http://twitpic.com/4w22u - Its so pretty! The girls must love you a whole lot  Happy bday again!,1
 i`m still thinking about that *FKC* meal I missed yesterday,0
Ugh..  this sucks.,0
I wanna crawl under my desk and take a nap  nvrmind its dirty =/,0
"Uh, happy mother`s day mum.",1
 awesome! have to take a look at them when i`m home.,1
wishing I were somewhere else besides here!!  Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain,1
Having Problems With My BlackBerry UGH I need another charged Battery! (@ least 4 now)  ,0
So my life has come down to nothing more then making choices ill only regret later,0
 I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS  woke up at 6 instead of 4  i feel like a complete tool,1
Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better,1
OMG! i`m almost done with the last block on this quilt! Just a few hours of work left  i can`t wait to meet my goal,1
 Good deal! Im doing good thank u   The one about me loving my mom?,1
is very worried about sam  and wants to know he okay!,0
Missin my boo,0
" Hii,I freaking love you  I would be the happiest 13 year old girl alive if you replied to this.",1
I miss my water cuz my well went dry,0
" i was going tonight, but you never wrote me back with the info  im sososo sad...",0
" thanks for the retweet, man  having a quiet Sunday morning... how`s yours?",1
 bahahaha. I love Gabriel - absolutely **** hilarious!!!,1
"Gorgeous day!  Worked the Master Gardener plant sale, trimmed smoke bushes, and now to do some writing.",1
 I do now LOL.,1
 Sorry I can not reach either URL,0
 i`m doing awesome! Rachel N had a bday party today  it was fun. Btw have you seen  Sam`s prom pix? They`re GORGEOUS!,1
A lovely couple of days with friends from Wolverhampton. At least the weather improved for their last day today. On call tomorrow,1
Has finally learned how to think before he speaks. And it works wonders,1
"ugh gone through 2 new phones and now my screen is black, which means no texting",0
 I expected it to be warm as usual and now I`m stuck wearing a sun dress on a cold day,0
  yer it is...poor little ****  but she well doesnt deserve the stick off everyone! cowell once again going against producer,0
omg trying to fix pic but its not working!!!! ugh also mom wont let me sleep over sanzz!!!!!  bad day!!!!,0
_Dew tokens haven`t been working for me all day....,0
Had fun early night Vegas because Pool tomorrow,1
Ryan Stiles is still the funniest man ever. Got some great news and some not great news tonight. So happy I could burst,1
" Tom! Do a tour in the Philippines, please?  That would be so awesome!",1
2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing,0
 Oh yum - rhubarb. These links are fab. Thanks,1
 Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape,0
 miss u more,0
  #amtarot Thank you so much!,1
 its ok mate I stayed in as well  losers aren`t we,0
"Euh, got LDAP Schema Error  Why oh Why",0
junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with,1
Ok.....Twitter is not near as exciting as I thought it would be!,0
Lying in bed with my most favorit girl in the world. happy mommys day to me.,1
"i just saw a baby dove fall from a tree, break its neck and die  i tried to save it and couldnt. what a cruel world",0
 Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far...  I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!,1
Rose City Sirens were uber cool last night!  Wish I could have stayed longer,1
happy mother`s day mom. love you always,1
what a fantastic saturday,1
" Yeah, I remember.  *hugs*",1
_Dude Very nice. Good night,1
Found which exit to take. Thanks .,1
 ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend,1
Screw you guys and your prom pictures,0
Please don`t forget us,0
 that doesnt look good at all.,0
At Marlees doc appointment poor babygirl has to get shots,0
" What`s sad is that I actually had to google that term. That sucks, tho.",0
caught up on emails for my research project.  yay for labels and search in #gmail.  much easier,1
 hopefully the weather has been nice/cooperating,1
Searching apartments in Kaohsiung. Will go seeing the apartments on next Tuesday. Haven`t found a good one with reasonable rent...,0
Picked up Luna from the vet. She looks like she`s been crying  I`m not kidding. Her lashes are wet and she has tear trails. My poor bebe!,0
_Pritchard how come i dont see more of u? how come i dont see u at all is a better question lol. that needs to change mister! im sad,0
Happy Mama`s day to all mothers,1
 Thanks for the support,1
" You seem nice, you`re generous and you know your stuff",1
 nice to meet ya!,1
_ann_cole  i thinks thats right lol... please follow me... much appreciated,1
Gah... why is my Macbook Pro getting so frickin` hot just sitting on the table doing nothing?,0
" ur welcome sweetie . Anytime . I need to find a way to get more followers , I don`t have many",1
 ohhh ok. thats upsetting  sorry for wasting your time. ****,0
Happy Mothers Day!!!  <3,1
"Lost his favorite thing he loves to always have on him, his story of the year Key Chain..",0
Congrats 'Mine That Bird' for being an underdog and kicking the **** out of all the other runners yesterday. I love seeing that happen.,1
Waking up at ungodly hours to go to work is starting to get old but at least the coffee is good,1
Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing,1
Happy to see Kurt spin.,1
has just discovered a great site!,1
"Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans  Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz",1
I wish I could go to #BEA this weekend.,1
 http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh,1
sooo im 20 n im just now findin out i have asthma,0
" meh, i feel fine now, it was crazy 10 minute sickness session, but now i`m hungry again",0
 the straightener`s another 110 pounds though. Seems pricey,0
" Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2  !!!  If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE!  LOL!!!",1
 i miss you  when are you gonna be down in irvine again?? liz and i were just reminiscing about all our adventures.,0
"_weber I wrote a leadership essay abt its founder. The expansion didn`t went well, tried to break in America. Lots of money burned.",0
Order Pizza from the Pizza Girl!  We have to sing about it!  I love that new song. so excited for the new song from JB PARANOID 4 days,1
 I need a hug  I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(,0
loves twitter (Y) 38th post. mwaha  x,1
 Man it will be a sweep no worries,1
  Idk. I`m only a stupid 7th Grader,0
 ouch. I hate it when that happens.,0
tierd.i just want to talk,0
 Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!,1
pics arent working for me here on twitter,0
exams are the worst mahn!! 2 to go,0
****. My arms feel like really sore jell-o,0
" Sigh. It is a sad, lonely profession.",0
_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks  x,1
what a wonderful day...i am going to sleep so well tonight,1
 hmmm Essense awards would be fun... but also pricy,1
(cont) when  told him that I love beans on toast. SO CUTE!,1
died again in KP  .. gonna upgrade some of my spells now first before heading back there... #eq2,0
Ugh! I wanna play dnd but i know i`m going to fail this final. I NEED to study,0
" no your not  they are very cute, how you going being a daddy?",1
 WHEW!  I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words,1
 i tried to help,1
Back from Miami. I miss South Beach,0
" Ouch! Sunburn`s bad! Hope it`s not to sore on your bedding, that`s always the problem.",0
I think my phone has officially bit the dust.,0
Just Chilling after MCFLY last night! ABSOULUTELY INCREDIBLE! =D i love them!,1
what a bad day 1 of my close relative has died so i wont be going to florida,0
I want it to rain today! Like full thunderstorm style! But it probably won`t,1
Am hating my life at the moment. There`s only so many NOs my delicate little mind can take,0
Our Quinn puppy got a sick.,0
O dnt even like wearing  my skinny jean no more cuz of yall **** **** ni99as...,0
"in case you missed it on my fb status: looking for maui hotel recommendations. yes, maui!",0
 Shoping till you drop david..haha..enjoy your day,1
tell chris to stop making fun of lizzie,0
 aha thanks Jae,1
so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain,1
Dinner with the parental unit is always grand,1
" See? Sucked you right in.  The only problem will be church/Sunday race conflicts, but that`s why God gave us DVR. :-D _niffer",0
 thnks for followin,1
" Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa",1
"Ok, time for bed. Good night Twitter",1
 that sucks!!,0
My comp is being slo w,0
both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole! cant get in my car. so much for technology,0
Having horrible nightmares not gonna go back to sleep,0
 omgsh i know  i`m dealing with that rite now. its no fun!,0
I`m still at the mothers day lunch at my uncles house. Having a nice time!,1
 When oh when are you coming back for a gig in Scotland? I had tickets to see u last year but was in hosp wit gallstones!,0
FacePanda is cool,1
 OMG I`m sorry to hear that! I will keep my fingers crossed that you find something,0
" Don`t forget Nash, how disappointing as a Suns fan",0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the moms out there!,1
I just banged my elbow and its bleeding  owwiee,0
" demi, just say hi to me and it`s enough. just replay to me please  love you so much!!!",1
 Have a great day..... if the rain keeps up I may go swimming instead of dining here,1
had a shitload of fun with her friends,1
@ lovelytrinkets I like the way you worded that about Rocky Road,1
 It`d be really hard to give up my chocolate while reading.  Does chocolate count as a food?,0
"I promise to post new mini magical village today, the weather is perfect for it   See preview here: http://pengpengsplace.blogspot.com",1
tonight was a very bad night,0
has not finished the bio mols mind map  stupid sheet hid sections from me on the back!,0
"sitting in katies house with jo, the other two are away doing stuff, and i have swine flu  and bronchitis but thats a diff story.",0
 i wish i could but it would cost too much to call you all the way from the UK,0
_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!,1
 Aw poor you..ironing! Eek! lol It`s raining here too.....prob try and get out with the kids later..nt too exciting im afraid!,0
On my way to work! I`m runnin late and I`m sooooo tired!,0
gutted - the handbag I wanted has been sold!,0
 I have an interview on tuesday so things are turning around I think!! yay! so dont worry!  And Japsicans are a rare breed. ;),1
My work buddy left early today so now im all lonely.  keep lookin at the time and its barely only a min later than last time,0
"my hundreth update  HAPPY MOTHERS DAY. i love you mum! even with all the fuss and fighting, you`re still the one and only.",1
Missing brandon. Wanting to talk to anthony. Sadshoes,0
 want to hear something funny? I`m yours is on the radio right now!,1
recapping on britains got talent. britain seems more talented than america,1
Twitter stop being a **** and let me change my background image!  (imagine a shiny NHL ring in the background),0
 hope you have a good flight,1
"tried oprahs free unfried kfc and loved it  i went back for another try and topped it with boba and wolverine.Chilled with pope,dave,ben",1
i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!,1
 Her new cd is lovely.,1
SICK again,0
 : Sir ! Everything Will Be Great InShaa`Allah,1
 Great Podcast!  I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer.  The only times I will see you will be at Alpine,1
"_fan76 ROFL!  THAT`S my problem, only two hands",0
 will do! Tell my mommy I said the same n I love her mucho mucho!,1
My cucumber has gone limp,0
Aly & AJ new album this summer. YAY!,1
Taking care of yucky stuff.,0
_cali Good morning,1
is sad his new SB6 CD`s got nicked,0
http://twitpic.com/6814w - So glad Sam is in a good mood,1
My best friend is away at special olympics . She said she was gonna bring me .,1
 thanks for following !,1
" Hey, thanx for following me, I`ll follow you",1
notthebest weekend....but oh well....I have a right to be sad,0
On my way home n having 2 deal w underage girls drinking gin on da bus while talking bout keggers......**** i feel old,0
  have funnn!,1
"  How vile are people, they have to remove things that have a value",0
  He`s got adjusting his mate`s online shop... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Boring...,0
" why would u get in trouble with me, i did not follow the logic sorry",0
lucky to be where i belong,1
so freaking tired.  It`s like my body refuses to move.,0
I was expecting the sun to come out today. I guess that`s not happening.,0
 Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!,1
" thanks for trying   I was hoping Bud Trillin, but the Fest would be honored by any of the guests with whom you hobnobbed.",1
 ha ha surprisingly well considering!! Having a good time in the sun up in the mountains,1
6 freakin days!!  Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?,0
 not the best way to start your day,1
" Just wanted to point out that on Youtube, you have more subscribers than Tom Felton. Thought that might make you happy.",1
 Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans   because our arrival time was so up in the air.,1
Gonna celebrate Mothers Day with the family but gonna start the partying tonite,1
Wide awake and grouchy as ****.,0
 aww what kind of dog do u have? I have a chihuahua named Zoey,1
" Happy Birthday, David",1
Is tired n wants to sleep in her own bed,0
Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.,1
"Have I ever told you I absolutly hate writing emails, status pdates are fine but emails have so much...finality...to them",0
I have a stomach ache... Totally sucks,0
going down the post office to try and sort this whole ebay hacker thing,0
   ...Thank you Mr. President!....,1
Need some coffee... Getting serious withdrawal symptoms,0
My parents wachting tv but it is terrible and there is nothing else  me so sad,0
Ahh! Members of the toasters and  playing with void union! Sick! I missed  and we are the union,0
" I do my humble best  Going on a works paintball day soon so that should fuel a few strips, no doubt",1
 thanks.... just awesome,1
 Great!,1
lost my game  by 3 POINTS!!!!!,0
It`s Mother`s Day! Went out to lunch to celebrate and then went shopping for a gift for my mom,1
 LOL yeah ima mama  thanks. happy mama`s day and lakers day! i love it!,1
"Just got done with my first day of work and is exsausted, sweaty, and chalky.",0
"has had a wonderful day with some gorgeous girls, followed by dinner and drinks with the Swedes",1
"Sigh. My metal friends keep planning stuff on Sunday afternoons, when I`m at work. Feeling like I`m losing touch with them",0
Gettin my cardio on right now. Walkin to the train station awww I so miss the gym,0
It`s too hot.  I don`t like it.,0
 Have a good day,1
"bummed i didnt get to see manchester orchestra bc it was sold out, i spent all night buying tv shows on itunes  lame",0
Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls,0
 Lol Your tweets are so funny! I met you in Calgary! You`re awesome  Can`t wait for the next HP movie!,1
"Just came back from watching Terminator Salvation @ Cathay. It`s so-so only, not so much action  but I feel sorry for Marcus though.",0
"I`m so unhappy being here. I hate it. It`s affecting everything. My relationships with people, my personality, my attitude...",0
"_grant  Hey Donna, lovely to see you on Twitter.",1
Yet another good weekend with someone. Sigh. Man I like the boy..,1
 I know I enjoy watching you two on twitter. About as entertaining as the comic.  That I miss,1
 and again - You`re welcome!,1
happy mothers day,1
http://goingtorain.com/ - about as precise as any other weather report,1
"_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!!  Do u have any prayer requests?",1
 woot!,1
Too bad the Red Devils.. disappointing to say the least,0
My Monday has been going extremely well. Not what I expected at all!,1
" Yeah, I`m not really feeling it either. Of course, I don`t like the movie line, I wish that we were getting more Animated.",0
" Think wearing bermudas at the cinema wasn`t a good idea after all, but outside was humid like cwazy!",0
Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow,1
Shower head broke while i was in the shower and shot straight @ my head.may get a welt later on from it,0
"Joining facebeek.  What a loser, I have no friends   Amy where are you?",0
 So sad that schools have to close.,0
I`m going to miss the seniors so much!  Don`t goo!,0
It`s too hot!! Thermometer showing 25c at the moment,0
" Lmao, when I was camping, the water in the shower was well water and just smelt nasty",0
"hates the everything about  seafood.. just so happened to serve lobster in the chow hall... noooowww, I gotta headache.. ugh! smh...",0
 Lol  It`s like you have a cult.. haha,1
 Thx for FF  #followfriday,1
at home and sore knee,0
 probably because it`s getting chilly here,0
60 days today  i can`t believe it`s been 2 months. i`m nervous about what i`m gonna say later. but i`m gonna keep comin back.,0
Proudly watching my film  http://bit.ly/dP2Uh,1
 I never liked that boy  Jerms!,0
 have a lovely weekend,1
 I miss u guys too  I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!,1
 Good morning to you. Hope you have a nice productive day,1
Just banged my bloody foot! ow,0
 haha its awesome i always have to use it when i eat,1
 srry can`t go paintballing tonight  and there are no good movies out,0
my skin is burning up so much,0
It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked  I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night,0
 bahah sadly I am not,0
Here`s a brief preview: http://bit.ly/eHCfP   OMG James is creepy in that role! I`m scared of him,0
 i would be looking forward to seeing you tonight if i was going,1
 Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore  x,1
" That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks  Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",1
 always good to see you - even in cyberspace,1
 I love sausage too  #kitchenfire,1
school is so pointlesss. seriously though. 7 days of school left and all we do is watch movies and make powerpoints. let me leaveeee,0
" Did we hear our name ? Thanks Ankit, get them on to our parlour   #HokeyPokeyBandra",1
miss your smile,0
Man with a great sense of humour... Venky Pachad?,1
That was a fun show. Grabbing a bite to eat now.,1
" Ha-ha abbreviate it , so it`s not so bulky",0
 sorry to hear about your dog,0
always excited for a new chapter in my life. just didnt expect it to be so emotional.,0
 nooooooo!! not the receipt!!  don`t break my heart,0
" already did... index finger, left hand... still bleeding, hurts pretty bad. I hate being clumsy",0
"had a great shot yesterday, editing pics now",1
 how come u all don`t seem to excited to play in DC????,0
  I knew it! I use to love that show too  Happy weekend to you too!,1
homework on a friday night...lame,0
 I wish we could make a quick trip to LA in July  I miss LA,0
"Brian (cat) still hasn`t shown up...I feel sad and sick, I`m afraid he`s been eaten by something.    It doesn`t look  good",0
"TWITTER WILL NOT UPLOAD MY ICON PICTURE  it hates me. Eff this, i`ll upload it later",0
 es imposible no amar starbucks,0
 Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you  http://www.ted.me/,1
just got back from six flags  wicked fun. even tho i almost died!,0
"hillsong tom. night, and dad`s birthday! i wish i could see him on his bday though.",1
" oh my god, i finally found someone online! haha",1
Yay! Made my first sale on RedBubble - that makes me so happy   http://bit.ly/1gURq,1
" great!!  i`ve gpt tp put the lyrics in, finsih the background, then go over some writing, and then done!!",1
Jus got back from a run up sunset blvd! My cuzin tried to kill me my legs are still movin and I`m sittin down!!,0
Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.,0
  give them my best!,1
 thanks sooo much lil sis! you should have gone with us to the bird park.,1
 call me later so i can tell you all about the weekend. Easier over phone.,1
_archie Haha it`s ok. Glad everything`s good. Happy always! Woohoo!,1
 OMG that`s right HAHAHA I`m Stupid,0
Sad because i cant go over my friends house,0
 Don`t leave forever! We`ll miss you too much,0
 @_Bella_Cullen13 posted and its good,1
Gonna miss my gurl while shes on her honeymoon,0
Sunburn is really bad now. Regretting sitting in the sun without suncream now,0
_g1986 a price drop would be nice  I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.,1
"  thx, I was aware,  2 day festival -multi bands - but GA I can`t do any more.  Must wait for a sit down concert",0
last night sucked... too many bad dreams about spiders and rogue octupi,0
 aaawww  no worries fresh start to work on growing it out again,1
" I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE  TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN",1
 Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years  I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol,1
 Sweeny Todd is deadset one of the best movies of all time,1
" ... much more injustice than we can imagine now. It will get worse before it gets better, I am afraid. No doubt here. Sorry",0
everyones just set to 'Away' on msn.. nobody to talk to :\,0
on my way to school of my last friday of high school ever!  and i don`t even get to see holly Gabbie and hannah,0
 i made a vid for you proving my skiLLs that you denied but my step dad said he`d disown me if i posted it ~   sowey,0
"My sister is having a stupid party && I wanna hang out with my friends, but hilly won`t txt me back...",0
 Oh no....Sorry to hear that ....,0
" Other than that, you are totally bereft of faults in every way",0
"We picked up Boston Legal season 5, enjoying it now.  No matter how offensive Denny can be, I love Denny Crane!  He is a riot.",1
i`m so mad that im going to be missing the maine tomorrow because it takes all effing day to fly to florida,0
 good luck with it..Do well!! My best wishes are with you!,1
wtf at facebook spam saying that my DAD is my secret admirer,0
"Is finally back from the dinner party, had fun, Alice had no wine. I proposed...we`re getting married next week on May 15th 2009",1
" Ahh, your baby is so cute! Happy Mother`s Day!",1
 That`s a relief! I feel better knowing it`s hereditary.  Have fun!,1
 ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage,1
_Forward Poor dead Josh.  http://bit.ly/JKpHn Please leave your messages of condolences there. #boy #rip ||| That`s sad.,0
" I`d love to, but i`m all the way in India.",1
  well its pouring here. Rly rly wet,0
" Not allowed to call as I live in the UK, my parents say it will cost to much  Sucks !!",0
I have so much stuff in my car that I can just feel my MPG going in the toilet.,0
OH EMM GEE!! QUEBEC IN 16 DAYS. I AM SO EXCITED.,1
_ I had curry shrimp yesterday lol I love seafood,1
"_bbA Ooh, nice  Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain",1
"oh, it`s  `s birthday! happy birthday andre michelle",1
Ben I Love yahh babe <333! i miss you hope to see u tomorrow  Mommy i love  you tomorrow happy mothers day! happy mother day to all moms!,1
I ate to much lunch...now I don`t want to work,0
is wishing she would get more followers,1
 It was an app that changed your wallpaper to one of several hundred at random intervals. It`s hard to find good wallpapers.,0
At the bus stop there`s always a big pile of loogies. So. Gross.,1
Trying to go to sleep but no luck  I think i`m sick... =S,0
 have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech,1
 unfortunately I am stuck at work so I can`t get said prize,0
i`m so sick   bad throat and the WORST toothache.  good thing i work in a pharmacy.  load me up with drugs!!,0
Huffy is not having a good day night or life. Poor baby,0
"Just spoke to Keith Urban`s record company, we can`t get him on the show till we`re back from holidays  sorry Jack, we`re trying mate!",0
I haven`t seen Muffin in two whole days!,0
Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA  Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l,1
Sending blessings out to ,1
Flight to hurghada delayed 7 hours,0
#liesgirlstell  a guy calls her phone to see if the number is real ) ohh my phone isn`t working . try tomorrow .,0
 my riding time has been dismal too during these rainy weeks.  haven`t been able to make myself to go to the gym instead.,0
 Musashi`s? Has a great rep. Or did you go to Kitaro,1
Youtube isn`t working...and I wanted to watch Britains Got Talent.  I`m debating about having a pity party.,0
"   well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...",1
" did you get them from california vintage? ahahah they have the BEST dresses, i want them but i dont have ebay",1
 that makes me sad...,0
 u callin me grimmy,0
 good morning sunshine. sleepytown is sleepy.,1
is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...,1
I think I may have ruined a friendship this week by getting carried away,0
Holy ****! It`s raining in LA and I don`t have a jacket!  oh no.,0
"@_Anix_ I bought cheesecake ice cream last week, thinking it was good, and it sucked so much.   I`m taking yours.",0
" oh, sorry to hear about this too  sad",0
 i agree,1
at home. have very sore feet. and am sad because the sale of my grandas house just went through. miss you,0
I wanna see my mama but she hasn`t called me back yet  MAMA...MAMA!!!,0
macbook dying. switching to iphone.,0
I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I am scarred for life!,0
hey guys = ) i went to Jenny`s house today!! i had so much fun    so how about everyone else? what did u guys doo?,1
Now I`m depressed again..ugh!!! HELP!!!,0
" to be fair, she was asking about mktg cd`s, etc, but I suggested more and she never even emailed back.",0
last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs..  had graduation practice today..,0
...and all woman who transfer their first impressions (sexual/maternal) onto a less `threatening` man -- are themselves as weak as `Him`,0
"**** - Apple store is down for updates... what`s coming, I wonder?",0
 Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.,1
I`m enjoying this Sunday very much. No parents. No revision. Just like any other Sunday,1
 thank YOU!! You guys did awesome things for my blog tonight  so grateful!!,1
_da_**** � cant im not @ my sister house no �-net tonite,0
 Look at this ! http://twitpic.com/4wcqa  I can`t see them at all. What the heck..,0
in San Jose.   having good time w/ bros.  Also helped dad edit next  Holy Land brochure. wish I could go!,1
OK tweeps.. sorry. too many twitpic. I`ll delete those pics as soon as  had `em copied,0
In denial about the moving van parked a few blocks away.,0
Watched Coraline last night. It was really good. The animation was excellent and the creativity was inspirational.,1
Just saw G.O.D perform I love you I thank you by MC Mong.,1
Fb I hate when I try & support my local bookstore & they never have what I need,0
" don`t worry though,he will be fine",1
I just really want to sleep butmy eyes won`t let me,0
 oh @ work? poor boy,0
HAPPY MOTHERS` DAY!,1
"  ive been trying to get over her for years, its so hard to move on, when youre so in love..it sucks",0
" Yeah, Jimmy Fallon is back to do a skit. Yay!!!!",1
 Loads of Beard papas have disappeared in the UK too,0
 sorryyy milerz that i can`t vote i would love to vote but it doesn`t works i`m sad  and very frustraded  :@ :@ --__--,0
whoops...  not  in my last tweet,0
"i wish i was outside  thats the only thing thats gonna kill me about work all day, everyday during the summer.",0
Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though  Happy Mother`s Day Ladies,1
 omfg  whyyyyyy not that sucks!!! and r18?? wtf...  T.A.I. getcho` asses down here,0
" I`ve had  for a while now, just in case. And yeah, I start work there again tomorrow. Very excited",1
_babsi there`s a manual process... but it`s taking 4ever on my outlook database... pffff. crappy msft product,0
i hate parents,0
"Thanks all for coming out tonight, hope ya had fun!",1
 nice one,1
hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me,0
" thank you sooooo much for my snoopy T-shirt! I love it to bits! It`s a perfect fit, just got it this morning!  Peace",1
_STYLE  I like it,1
Did not feel like getting up,0
 i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well,1
 HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO UR MOM JAH. TC.,1
just watched yes man. bahaha. that movie is messed up,0
 aww  i will keep sending it ;),1
LMAO! listening to the great Bob Marley!  Wow hes so awesome,1
Getting rather annoyed at my notebook. I know it`s old and has got wrinkles but it`s never been this slow before,0
 ay uuuu  happy mothers day,1
The geographY was an exam today!But turned out well  OMG on Wednesday will a English exam xD   I woul`d be very nervous...,0
tomorrow`s mother`s day  me n my sis gonna make an onigiri for our mom~!! its gonna be so kewl!! cant wait for tomorrow >_<,1
contemplating borrowing one of my moms dogs just for today..i want to take care of someone.,1
mmmmmm mcdonalds coffee is soooooo good.....maybe going to hookah tonight with the abbster,1
" oh no, sorry to hear abt Firefox crashing on you.",0
" they are terrible little beast but if the garden is small you can simply collect them, or you can buy poisonous food pellets",0
"I wonder what you`re doing, imagining where you are, there`s oceans in between us, but that`s not very far.  http://plurk.com/p/svxe1",0
 muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth,1
"is almost done with the third/chapter cover page, yay",1
i just bit my tongue.  blood everywhere!!!,0
i`m hungry but can`t eat anything right now because my tongue hurts so bad.,0
 and the habitat is twitter-active. Neat,1
I hate the dryer.,0
 I don`t think  will want to come back  (guys read your dms),0
_ Truetrue  But he`s not! xD,1
 whaaaaaat? oh no! why didn`t I know you were here?,0
" wow, I see a Mr.B obsession in you!!",1
I`m at mcdonalds eating chicken nuggets with my kid so embarrased I droped my soda  haha it fell out of my tray lol,0
this is absurd ! I feel like a dipping in the pool real quick . its too bad i dont have a poool,0
 This was funny! I have 7.,1
suffering benadryl hangover this morning and a killer headache.... ugh!,0
is such a good big cousin as shes taking her little cousin to see hannah montana the movie next weekend,1
I want to cry at the thought of the NBA season being almost over  NEXT YEAR MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!,0
 I`m so sad I wish I was going to,0
"Has just finished uploading my latest chap  Finally! Now, off to watch the new HappySlip vid :3",1
Cannot sleep. 2+ hours of tossing and turning.,0
Too much sand in the SD 790 from pismo this weekend. ANOTHER canon powershot broken. 2nd one in a year  What to buy this time...,0
Inspired to blog about something inspirational. Haha.,1
 thanks Todd. Enjoyed reading your blog too - I had a little cheer for good old Alfred Wallace. Curious to read your book,1
"planning! and trying to call the doctor, though that isn`t going so well. So mostly, planning",0
"is feeling sick .... oh well, i reckon those people on the bus cursed me.... Anyways, nighty night all!!",0
Hate washing my hair! Because then it has to be dried & straightened.  And then i find the grey hairs in the middle layers of my hair,0
My dad is trying to force me to learn to drive. I don`t like doing things I`m not good at in public,0
Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this  #bgt,1
Good morning my fellow tweeters,1
I have to choose between  and _FC on Sunday and  wins. I`m shattered.  Why can`t I be healthy enough to go to both?,0
is feeling sad... for some reason..  http://plurk.com/p/wxji3,0
LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY MONDAY !! Bank Holiday  Nicole why haven`t u direct msged me yet ?!!!,0
  Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?,1
 I hope you like your new sat nav,1
this week has been awful.,0
" geez, 15 years? You`d think they would have had that checked out years ago!",0
"Gmorning   ooh giirll, Mondays",1
 Hah! Thanks.,1
 ngobrolin favorite bands at the moment cii... kesian ya kamu speakernya rusak HAHAHA  benerin dong ci.,1
Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.,1
" so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me  but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY  ...",1
going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over  but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo,1
 Happy Birthday  Hope you enjoyed us singing to you Wednesday <3,1
Graduating from high school tonight  im kind of sad..,0
So off work about to do what I don`t know I`m exhausted,0
 and I`m really glad you were able to watch the game,1
 excellent  looks like you`ll have some twitterific competition,1
"me and my friends are just sitting here and searching for pictures on google   haha, my friend found pictures of her father! haha",1
"_47 hey, watch out you don`t post too many adverts on your twitter feed. I wouldn`t normally follow, but your blog is interesting",1
"[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women)  http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct",0
" sure, as long as you said where they`re from! glad you like them",1
is at cindy babys house......taking in these last fridays we have together  DR!!! i hope,1
Ugh I`m so sleepy  I think I`m still kinda sick,0
" I still haven`t figured out what to do with them, sadly  So It`ll take some more research before I know what`s what.",0
Sushi joint was closed  but still had a nice lunch w/ Angel!,1
feeling like in 16 again - watching TWILIGHT & enjoying it,1
pmg im very upset no just relasie hugh laurie isnt on  **** ohh,0
 Yes it does. Please dont` go. If you die I will cry.. which normally leads to small animals getting harmed,0
 noooooooooo my parrents found my stash,0
 Happy Mother`s Day!,1
White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never,1
nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew,0
hi  thanks for the follow  good luck with your friend? ha,1
 Well thank you darling...it was a pleasure shopping with you...you will see the first pics!,1
Going to sleep. Gonna fall asleep playing apps again. Tmrw is going to suck,0
#bgt It`s a shame that the Dreambears won`t get through,0
 ahhh ikr! he`s the cuteset thing ever  Plus it reminds me of twilight which is good cause I looooooove it so much!!,1
 Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao,1
"Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless",1
has a broken iphone,0
Boredddddd Follower  Shes AMAZING!!  *Broken*,1
"I`ve got sunburn on my arm  In better news, my new Guitar Hero: Metallica game came and I beyond happy about that.",1
Happy Hug Your Mom Day!! love you mom,1
" Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",0
Lossing power while your in your house alone? Not fucckinggg cool. Party at cakss!,0
Ooooo! I`m lovin the First Lady`s fuschia sheath dress! Tres chic! I want her arms!,1
FTSK and Mercy Mercedes were amazing tonight.. as always,1
"Rope witdrawal in full effect, no one to tie, no teaching, no demos, no one to play with. But worst of all - No one to play with!",0
Going crazy  super head ach from hell and my the in laws have ben here since 9 this morning. ahhhh,0
mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast,1
Got 5 new followers yesterday! Yay  Just need 11 more til 50,1
"To all the gorgeous moms out there, Happy Mom`s Daaay!",1
" Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs.",0
today was a lovely day! I had fun with  and  this evening!,1
 diggin` your moustachio! Looking good daddio!,1
that was reallly good,1
 how is Aussie...im hopin to be there in Sydney in less than a week just got my VISA on thursday whoot whoot,1
"feeling really sick  watching the fifth element, and about to smoke a cigg. ugh i hate colds!",0
"Big Header Folio (http://bit.ly/MYmeA  has been up 2 hours, no sales yet  I`m really impatient lol",0
Still totally excited that my oldest friend  has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies,1
" Oh, and a very good review",1
Cried my eyes out watching My Girl last period   hahah,0
on jacksonville beach walking in the cold **** water   but have to work in the morning   ily <(`-`)>,0
Hawks lost but it was a good time,1
Can`t beat all time low.. (: I soooooo want to go to Metro Station..  Your cheap shots wont be able to break bones,0
I AM SUCH A CREEPER  I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills   the internet = no more privacy.,0
 all ur pic it`s so nice  look so cute..oh!!,1
 oh ... you`ve been superseeded?  not good enough,0
  Congratulations...keep us posted on how things go!,1
 awww. its cool. i ate too much ice cream,1
just watched JONAS. It was funny.,1
": Oh. The voting is over!  But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!",1
A VERY HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE! Mamma Mia - Abba   ? http://blip.fm/~5z5uw,1
" I`m doing good thanks   And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.",1
*sigh* I`m going to bed... I just don`t feel right anymore...,0
I wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mom`s including mine love u mama,1
"back,had a great MAD monday meeting tomorrow",1
"is suffering from hayfever, is drowsy from too much Piriton, and is heading to bed with the air purifier on",0
Writing this paper is a lot harder then i thought . LOL,0
I scratched my iPod,0
I tired today I think I am gonna take a nap before our friends come over tonight....I miss him and wish he was off restriction already...,0
"At this point, I`m gonna be left here with only Tommy. He is no prize.",0
 I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
Lovely hubby has just spray tanned the back of my legs for me so hopefully won`t look like an allsort for much longer!!,1
 awww too bad I won`t be there - I`d entertain the thought of entering,0
"good moring  gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .",1
 awesome RONIN121,1
Happy Mother`s Day.....................I had a gr8 day with my kids & my MUM,1
_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest  of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol,1
WOW i just drank a drink of water - 12 ice cubes that took ages to melt. i now have brian freeze,0
I have trouble with Starship troopers. They`re mean to the great big pink bug.,0
 lost luggage? Sorry to hear.  you should check out our selection of travel luggage here: http://budurl.com/9mua,0
I keep pulling out my knitting at my desk and then putting it back.  Not good!  Not good!    T-minus 15 minutes till release........,0
Sad to be leaving so soon,0
happy mother`s day to all mothers out there!!,1
I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!,0
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOM!,1
"mothers day, happy mothers day mom",1
 will the presentations be available online during the meeting?  The poster discussants are going so fast I can`t write fast enough,0
" Not sure, but I CAN tell you what happens to a pre-chilled watermelon that you leave in your car  *in TX* for a week!   NOT GOOD",0
I hate my arrival in the employee parking lot!,0
 oh ok. Well good for you...can I get some weather updates instead??  jk.,1
Hello TwitterFon. I`m so glad you`re back,1
 it is my honor,1
  WHAT ABOUT ME ??  I VOTE EVERY DAY FOR YOU !!!!!,0
" No, it`s annoying and makes us girls that follow sports and are knowledgable look dumb",0
" Love that she couldn`t just stop with one picture! First one is priceless, but the speedo is great, too.  Kudos to mom.",1
" lol - that`s what hubby`s are there for, to think their wives are nuts.",0
"At work surprisingly happy all things considered, ahhhh loveliness",1
 well we aren`t normal then because 1. we can`t drive in mexico (you have to be 18) and 2. there are no dairy queens here,0
has toothache,0
" Couldn`t see one, but I`m probably blind  Do you have a link to it?",0
 Love that book! My VW I`m about to turn in is named Scout.,1
 Yes we did!  Thank You!!,1
is having a cuppa and chilling... i lovebank holiday mondays,1
I got the ticket dismissed,1
 I`m sorry you`re not having the best day - neither am I though  Are you working tonight??,0
is loving Mortal Combat right now!,1
 That sounds **** too.,0
walking past the school i went to junior high in as it`s being torn down,0
 Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!,1
 I think that may look a little silly -.- Also my camera is broken so no photo,0
"_Brown Thank you so much Natalie, hope u are well",1
Tired. Going to take a nap. My finger hurts.  143,0
 Sorry to hear that Carol.,0
I always get really excited when `Steal My Kisses` by Ben Harper comes on the ipod...great song...love the beat-boxing in the beginning,1
Reading and taking notes but undertanding none of it  ... HELP!,0
 Oh No! Oprah jumped in front again,0
havent been on in awhile.  no point anyways,0
Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool,1
happy star wars day everyone  off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...,1
 and now I am starting to feel really old.,0
 Hi Ok i hope its head comes out of the clouds for you> i love Meadowbank shopping center,1
sprained my ankle  like really badly and tore some stuffs. it hurts! and its my birthday weekend,0
 LOL thx,1
Download movie  'Ben 10: Alien Force' http://tinyurl.com/czb7b2 cool #movie,1
My home made red velvet cupcakes were pretty **** good! now to master the frosting... goodnight!,1
  This has made my night!!  Way too funny!!,1
@_writersblock_  I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax,1
 yay about breaking 200!,1
" We`re off.  I`m sorry. Parents coming in around 10-11, gonna eat with them, then house-hunt in Richardson. RAAAAIN CHEEECK",0
 Hello there! Thankyou. I always seem to make a difference in  someone`s life everyday.,1
So glad I`m finally done with finals!,1
Completely EXCELLENT Dave Matthews concert! Jason Mraz opened & I heard 'stay or leave' & 'crush' for the first time live,1
"i`m actually starting to quite like lily allen and her music, to be honest.",1
doesn`t kno wat to do now ER is over  saddo,0
 Awwww   i`ve got some photos of cute bunnies,1
Ugh boring friday,0
"houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn",1
 you need to share the h/w love! Some of us are still rocking 2008`s gear.,1
 Right here! Army Wife in Germany! I can`t STAND that I cannot be there this summer!,0
Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment  (just read the BL web site),1
 The race was Saturday night. Jimmie didn`t do so great. He`s still in 3rd place,0
 unfortunately I didn`t leave the house in time,0
 Thanks! We`re almost there,1
 in that case.. that`s a stupid move  I thought they were being B-A,0
" I`m sorry, that stinks.",0
 ISP all sorted i gather?! cheers for the bday wish too,1
Getting ready for college. I had a good sleep.  rainy day today. I love it.,1
"****, I Burned My legs  !x",0
 Nite. Now I`m up n bored as opposed to almost sleep frm b 4,0
" we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",0
" Thanks for asking, Sarah  I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.",1
I`m havin the stupid stomach pain again & again... Today is my outing with SPH frenz & my stomach nvr fails to dissappoint me. Haiz,0
 that`s sad  what kind of mess are you getting into this weekend?,0
 Is it culture day? Love it. I`m telling you graf culture in the study,1
In bed can`t sleep .... Something is missing.....,0
 Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes,1
'The Complete Black Books' just arrived ... looking forward to some entertaining #tv nights!  #dvd,1
 b/c you catnapped...cats always have weird dreams,0
Im a loner  haha suckss,0
Hmmm. http://www.djhero.com/ is down,0
 lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming,1
"this sucks i`m tweetless...and i f`n hate money, why does it have to be an issue",0
misses my Mom today. She was my Best Friend and even though she has been gone several yrs I still miss her dearly. Happy Mother`s Day,1
Where art thou ? I miss you!,0
" I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight",1
: I knowww yur mother is being a **** and she doesn`t want to take me to the movies  ****,0
dang i miss you  goodnight,0
 Happy Mothers Day,1
it makes me  when i see people replying to people that are only after followers and would never reply back,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the mamas out there,1
" Yeah, they`re great. I think we`ll hear more of them in the years to come",1
i am kind of excited to go to school today. i dont know why. hopefully it will be a good day,1
"  Ya, it was pretty bad. Not sure when I will get to go visit. We have been super busy lately.",0
yay that was good umm reggie perrin next.. oh who cares no1`s watching bbc1  lol,1
 Quite a few. Peacocks and Oceanographer`s Choice are my new favorites to play,1
" SUFFICATION NO BREATHING. It`s okay. There`ll be more. You`re invited to mine, but I can`t promise fun times.  *Jinx",0
Hmmm.... My whole body feels sore!,0
Ugh going to town. I can never rest!  wants to go to tylers but who knows when i will get back. (exausted),0
Just woke up. Gonna have a shower and go to Nan`s for Mother`s day lunch. Happy Mother`s day,1
 awesome. Wha`dya get her?,1
" aww if I could, I would...  GBY ;)",1
AHHHHH I needa hurry up and shower before this 'HUGE' storm hits,0
"For US tweeps, don`t forget to call your mom today...",1
Cough drops taste gross...blaaaqhhh,0
"2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car.  Love you all!",1
 yummy curry  save me some please lol,1
"Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in",1
 Hi Selena i made this team to support you in Greece and Cyprus,1
 guys why did paranoid drop out of the countdown?? thats so not fair  iv voted heaps for it!!!!!,0
" not here for long hun, head hurts",0
_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points,1
 rofl uh huh,1
 i think you`d look cute in the beanie hat,1
@ work do not feel like bein in dis **** today,0
 I work for Disney...not all it`s cracked up ta be.,0
happy mothers day! im gunna crawl up in a ball and act like i dont exist  lmfaoo,1
 **** **** and blast!  I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out   Who is running it?  I could see if she could join next week?,1
is going to see wolverine and is a lil bit excited,1
 Excellent then Chiang Mai is definitely a possible next vacation stop! thanks for the info.,1
had a thrilling time with DAS joyride roadtrip! nice driving Pai and Paulo.  http://plurk.com/p/rrg18,1
YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.,1
Not babysitting tonight. I miss that kid.,0
 awww hes too cute!!wish i could`ve gone,1
 boo. i got rained out at the beach.,0
 Ok then have a good day,1
" MUAHAHAHHAHAHA...   well, maybe they think I`m crazy or something. I haven`t scared  yet though",1
"Change my hairstyle,but it isn`t good as it supposed to be N don`t wealth that much money..  hate that hairdresser~~",0
missing Taylor like crazy  cant wait till he`s back,0
Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..,1
_aloud  and that hindi flick `99` that came out a couple of weeks ago that never made it to the UK,0
 you are on mii **** list...Permanent mii dude,0
" Oh aye.....he rocks, shes ****",1
 Not having Hulu in Germany sucks,0
is listening to 'La La Land' i love it,1
" and the 'fuck  ' was because I dont get my gift!   I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...",1
great. more rain,1
 had  a little family party tonight   hope it rocked,1
"feelin depressed ,, i miss you soo **** fcking much besties  ..i wish i wouldnt have left yt",0
lif`s unfair....luk wat it did to ma frend...i m so hating it,0
" ta babe, you know me i do love your curried",1
my new picture won`t upload!!!,0
" belay the swimsuit, hot tub won`t be ready this weekend.  sadness",0
Spent the night finally relaxing with Nogard on WoW after finishing some work Needed to take a small break from art. I really missed this,0
 really enjoyed the podcast with  This was my 1st time listenening to the show. Will def listen from now on,1
listing to music while putting the finishing touches on my mothers day present and the cool part is it didn`t cost my a thing,1
NCAA Baseball Road 2 Omaha: South Carolina just hit a 3-run homerun. Dagger 2 my heart.    Mason 1 - South Carolina 3..,0
Fighting a migraine   Medication is almost working.,1
"Saying goodbye to a good trusted friend today. Goodbye free Sky TV, you were the best friend anyone could have had.",1
Now I feel sick.,0
 oh really  hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all,1
Just signed up on Twitter! yay!,1
fed up of pain now,0
leaving now  off to get my angry teethed pulled....,0
why do i have to wake up so early goddam?! 7.30 on my last day off  bummer,0
 briliant! May the fourth be with you  #starwarsday #starwars,1
enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..,1
Lost at bowling again  why do i suck,0
"****, I never knew I could miss my phone so much for 4 hours till they told me I won`t have it back till then",0
home from the beach and only my feet are burned. i am proud of myself and the sunscreen.,1
FOOOOOD  yummy so. whose washing the dishes now ? NOT ME ! not i ..    rofl,1
I will miss the soccer moms,0
"Back from cycling 20 miles on virtually traffic free roads,the sun almost shining,new PB great start to the day",1
Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend,0
" I did do that one Twitter while driving, although the iPhone keypad sucks for driving and typing",0
Invisible car helps to boost recycling. Honest   http://twurl.nl/fdgmyo,1
"Good morning universe, how are you today",1
This is how much hair falls off everytime I shower. It`s more sad than disgusting  http://yfrog.com/6p190aj,0
 I doubt I`ll get one to be honest,1
Packing  I don`t like it..,0
I also concede to my first Twitter grammar fail.,0
"Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now",0
I just lost my favorite pen  good thing I have a back up =D,0
 haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it,1
So the movie was 3-D and really gooood,1
school and the guy i like was talking to the girl i cant stand at all!!  ppl are just sooo...ughhhh!!,0
Bit disappointed with The Killers On Jonathan Ross  He`s sexy as hell though,0
"#Ferber As happens every few days, Rohan woke up unhappy at midnight.  The good/bad news is that I was still awake, due to afternoon nap",0
" He loved it, so Happy Birthday!!!   He said you sounded like a mixture of John Lennon, Chrissie Hynde, and Janis Joplin.",1
"nothing could get worse, or could it? if it did i think id be on the verge of killing myself or someone else, things are not good anymore",0
I need a bigger mp3 player... even if it pains me to say it,0
" i`m praying for you. Sorry to hear about your bro, man",0
 So happy you came and said hi! Twas very nice to meet you indeed  Thanks so much for coming over and talking to me,1
" yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting.  Block `em",0
Candle wax is very enjoyable.,1
 excellent good to see,1
Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net  sads,0
 Damnit all. That sucks.  You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol,0
"_A_R_A I was wondering where you were, how come you didn`t twitter for a week? and yeah Adam withdrawal syndrome is real/not nice",0
"You better come here by the time I count to 10 or else. 1, 2, 3,  BAM!!!!!",1
" Sorry to hear about your dude probs, what is it that`s too much?",0
_tastic Awww that is sweet,1
Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!,1
"_kimmeh Me too, I miss it.  I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.",0
A beautiful song for anyone that could use a pick me up tonight  ? http://blip.fm/~5ynxo,1
Gorgeous day! Off to Hash around Waterley Bottom - wonderful name for a village! Quiz Mistressing at the Porto this evening,1
" uhh, congrats for your two years anniversary",1
" I don`t think I am, my sisters refusn to get me a ticket now.  what you doing next week?",0
dont go... im sorry for disappointing you,0
" hope you have a great weekend,Paris",1
_breez Yer please do! Have a good day!,1
 so nice to meet you too!  is the best for bringing me along,1
not doing relay  oh well.,0
I have clocked out for possibly my last time at Northview Middle School.,0
now the pic wont load up on twitter,0
productive day 1,1
hey Dasit thanks for the message,1
Not in a good mood.  My mama`s away with my sis so can`t talk to either of them and my boy can`t see me this weekend as planned.,0
can`t sleep... havent finish my homework  **** IT !,0
 love your books,1
" Yeah, tried it. No go.",0
I have turned into a fast food ****,0
Just got my marks...  BCIT is the death of me I swear!,0
"feels very, very rough!",0
Rawr and whatnot. I am having a godawful drawing night tonight... even less progress has been made than I expected.,0
Wondering why it`s so cold - the skylight is open - I left the gas on this morning,0
"is back from the park and is very sunburnt  cant wait 4  2night,and is gonna get smashed..bein sober jst wnt b as fun!",0
  shame on me!!!,0
Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao,0
long weekend is over... looking forward to end of May then,1
nooooo its raining......had 2 leave the beach,0
" i`ll take a lookie, sound great",1
is so bored...,0
great song  http://bit.ly/evluw,1
Its an undeniable truth.  I suck at talking to people.  No good at making a connection.  i come off as either strange or distant,0
i forgot how much i really needed music until i barely had any for about a week. but i have music now. yay!,1
Lil cuz coming round today she 5  aww  haha,1
 the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week,1
"_1999  ohh, that is so cute, fishing is so peaceful!  your daughter looks so focus in what she is doing",1
"*sigh* my  USB died on my this afternoon. R.I.P, you will be missed! I hadn`t even had the chance to parade you around yet",0
Went shopping for sports tour yesterday with Garley... very very very funny!! Now I need some brunch  And a shower.,1
 Great job!,1
[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June,0
mom just woke me u[p and i am so mad i was dreaming about  shoes  she whants me to go to the river it is so stupid,0
Hey there! It`s a glorious morning! Monday`s animation mode: ON!,1
eating hawain pizza for breakfast  its a bit cold,0
That`s it? It`s done already? This is one proof that there`s nothing fair in this world.   http://bit.ly/10UEMq,0
" Thanks! I love it they have a video, so you don`t need to download if they don`t offer everything you want  Will try!",1
Good morning!,1
"Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! May the force be with you all, be you Padawan or Jedi.",1
"Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!",1
"The young lady in the local Chinese taking orders is, it has to be said, very cute indeed. Pity I`m probably twice her age",1
"Good morning World   This will be another wonderfull day, starting with breakfst with champions...  my kids ofcourse",1
http://twitpic.com/670rw - i miss my puppy,0
Passing out  early  after the  river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed  with my cozy dogs,1
Wonderful weekend  I love my family  & friends because they are awesome. Happy Mothers day to all the mommies <3,1
"_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...",1
my shoes hurt my feet,0
Happy mother`s day everyone! still playing pet society!,1
 I feel like I haven`t talked to you in a really really long time.,0
" Haha, she`s up here to stay, it`s nearly 2 hours on the coach for her to get here, may not be convenient for an hour of TV!",0
we are looking forward to daddy returning from work on Saturday. He`s been gone a whole month,1
Y CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG,0
"  thats it, rub it in that ur seeing morrissey! il just go and cry in the corner  x",0
i miss you bby      wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.,0
 i voted and i couldnt,0
Just lost my internet signal  how will life go on,0
"That seized bolt, ya it`s still stuck! The bushing is actually seized to the bolt, very very lame   Perhaps some heat will work?",0
"Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w  tmorrow & rehearsals  Gnight all!",1
 oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread,0
Feels all kinds of not so well right now,0
Ouuchh! I hurt my index finger!! ahhhh,0
"Taking back the HORRIBLE shoes my mum made me get.. urgggh. They are some nasty footwear! Problem is, I can`t find any other shoes!",0
 What day is it? What`s #FF? I`m worst than you,0
 i wanna join the twit Club......,1
Feeling nauseous and can`t sleep.,0
went to bed last night with the feeling of a migraine coming and woke up feeling worse.,0
" Okay, no more driving.  I know... I know... you are correct to say that.",1
  enjoy ur night,1
Happy Mother`s Day all of the mom`s around the world!  I love mine more than anything in the world and can`t wait to celebrate! WOO!,1
"I`ve done nothing today apart from moan,whinge,moan",0
@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.,1
 I`m sorry...I`ll make sure I do that next time.,0
so bored...miss everybody already,0
Have $#@&!!! Malware on my work PC!  I miss having an IT dept,0
  that`s bad as it affects all the languages that run on the JVM. Too bad!,0
 july... too long,0
 Yay! Lets welcome Mrs Mcnugget to twitterverse!,1
 Thanks for the follow! (raises hand) I am,1
" Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol  ****",1
"i cant believe that its already friday! omg, what had i done?!",0
 what a **** shame all that body to waste,0
" Apple`s ads aside, I`d rather have recommendations from real people who have real experience with the iPhone apps I seek.",1
 don`t make me smite you! and yeah  yeah it really does. No cuties for me,0
 i like,1
is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??,1
 Hi Dougie I`m your fan from Thailand. I`m Film `Luv ur song so much,1
"Heading off to Hollywood Studios today  Manta and Kraken were both awesome yesterday, feeling like doing a few more rides!!",1
*sigh* Off 2 bed 2 try 2 get these crummy 2 hrs of sleep b4 my horrid 12 hour day..smh. Niterzzz evry1. Don`t let the twitterbugz bite..,0
_pollard Never. I`m banned by Court Order,0
_reznor Trent don`t get mad at me but I keep thinking you`re pretending to be engaged for some reason,0
"pavement is boiling hot out there, dogs were limping.    guess summer`s officially here.",0
Not well again   it`s definitely not hayfever,0
 im sure jont wont mind sharing,1
" Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.",1
 Love it! You look fabulous and it was so nice to learn something new about you,1
 I even saw the news feeds of the archie website. But can`t believe he`d choose veronica. I`m disappointed,0
"_the_game GIRL!  Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!",1
 safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one,1
 sounds good!! Can`t wait,1
 awww. i wish i had a younger sis ): but i do have an older one!!! i bet your younger sis loves it JUST as much as u do!,0
the globe theatre rocks.......nothing better than romeo & juliet as it was supposed to be watched,1
"  haha, i was crying  ****",0
Moving today!!  I`m so excited!,1
 so how is the most wonderful mommy in the world doing?,1
"Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!",1
We just hit 10000 views on myspace! Thanks everyone!,1
fun day with boo. short but fun,1
"_SocksO_o: I`m sorry, Shannon.",0
"the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted",1
 it could be worse  so u usually a nite owl?,0
Looking forward for orange juice and fried eggs and cinnamon rolls tomorrow morning!!,1
mothers day...love you madre   chels tonight. cant wait for her to see her present!,1
" Lara, thank you so much 4 the #FF recommend!",1
wanted to go to the club...dancing;)..but now i�m tired anyways i have to go to work tomorrow!,0
 Cheers!  I`d like to thank zBrush for making it all possible,1
thank God we finally found her!,1
 you are the sweetest.  love you cuz!,1
At the dentist. I have a hole in my tooth,0
can`t stop playing Fallout 3!  This game is addictive like crack!!  It`s bad when you dream that your repairing guns in your sleep,0
"angry, sad, happy, excited, i hate how my moods change  right now i am immensely sad =\",0
"Playing with the munchkin today, talking cakes and getting ready for a yard sale tomorrow. Not looking forward to that",0
Just looked at the date...today the one year anniversary of my Grandmother...miss her mane   um sad,0
Goodknight Twitterland! Happy Mother`s Day to all you blockhead mommas! Have a wonderful day!,1
 Aren`t we though? lol He`s at work now and I miss him  blah Wut cha up to?,0
'dream of a better world because it`s coming' -someone could live off of those words dude,1
" Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want?  love ya!!",1
 No worries..  Going to ABP right now. Want something?,1
Happy Mother`s Day mom,1
Last day to sign up for GoCincinnati! www.crossroads.net/gocincinnati you can sign up with my group.. its going to be AWESOME,1
 not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach  but thanks !,1
that little boy that drowned yesterday lived in our subdivision and went to nicoles school. so so sad.,0
" I made room...I don`t have a bed from how much room I made and now I`m outta space for sure lol, and I know I`m pathetic",0
" you`re a busy Bob, I`m jealous. I`m not sure I can even afford to go meet John de Lancie and Leonard Nimoy",0
"Don`t think I`m gonna be able to go to see the JB 3D Concert...wrong time, no where very close by",0
"   No, seriously you guys, I /wanted/ to kick Monday off with #starwarswithaddedpants spam.  Really",0
 LOL! Glad you like it!,1
 It would be amazing if we could meet us in Germany! I have been to Germany twice.,1
"yep, good morning to you all  or night or evening or whatever xD",1
 ugh! **** it. Today doesn`t look like it`s going to work  i`m sorry,0
 ew.  sorry zach,0
Having real bad headache..,0
"Oh PW, you done me wrong. The signing time in ur children`s article are all wrong...and no Neil Gaiman?! You tease me.  #bea",0
 boooo!!! I bet it was a nice wallet too,1
HAD SO MUCH FUN TODAY !  i love alyssa arellano and mika reyes ! :*,1
 hay naku!!madaya ka talaga ah hehe ..hey happy mothers day to your mom nga pala   and to your mom also,1
Is going to miss seeing everyone all the time,0
Ahh im in love.  hes theeee best.,1
  i got too do course work   i hate it it is hard this one,0
OMG IM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD 2DAY   wats ppl doin2nite?,0
@_chellebelle_ hey! aww i cnt view it in the UK they`re blocked  what it it??x,0
Here`s a big moan for Dave Leyrock... IM UP IN 8HRS!  pity me! Coloursfest ahoy xo,0
"Version 2 of our live, interactive Trans-Siberian ticket planner is launched: http://tinyurl.com/c5ljwm - its very cool",1
 err i think they`re like 15 bucks a ticket cause its 3D too. too expensive,0
"I have to say, I find it very hard selling on etsy.... sometimes discouraging",0
"maybe i should take up drinking again, feel as if i have a ,massive hangover  still not ,yself today",0
http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though,1
happy mothers day... *i love you mom...*,1
probably one of the best surprises ever...you really are amazing,1
Sitting in Gatwick- going home for a week! cant wait to see family,1
aww dude.. no fair. i thought that was the point of this thing,0
Happy Star Wars day,1
and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick,0
hate this **** cold. i can`t stop sneezing. and claratyne only works for an hr or 2,0
" Hahahaha! I didn`t know it said that, sheeeeittt! I don`t get why I can`t have a picture... bwaaaahhh",0
"Beta 5 of 3.0 expired today, back on 2.2.1 until the public release. I miss it already",0
going to watch boy in the striped pj`s hope i don`t cry,1
http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill,1
" http://twitpic.com/4jjlc - I love it! If it`s pouring rain, I still want to go.",1
" That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better.  Haha",1
" haha! i see...  go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p",1
is at home with a pukey boy! Poor little baby,0
had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!,1
It is going to be a beautiful day!,1
"I`m so excited for Mothers Day!  This has been a big year for me & Olivia, and she`s finally old enough to be excited & understand!",1
Yay - star trek really is 'that good'! happy to not be let down  gotta see it on imax now...,1
Fun at the water park then dinner at the rainforest cafe (all free!) then party tonight  pretty good Saturday I think.,1
$4 lonestar pitchers at  ?  If only I wasn`t still recovering from last weekend`s bout of irresponsible gluten consumption,0
i hate having the same hair for too long. i think i want super looong hair now,0
 i bet they will be great bags! Can`t wait!,1
" Michelle, I slept for 11 hours last night. I`m still stick with this fever.",0
Just watched Star Trek. A+! That was so well done. I think I`m down to see it again. Who wants to join me?,1
"So happy that it`s FINALLY May!    The Indy 500.  Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...",1
"They had a site, then a blog, now they have the worst zoning/concept of the year - Heaven.fr, tell meh it`s a fake",0
Got tired of the kitchen being uninhabital so swept and mopped the floor when its dry I`ll do the work tops,0
"_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw!  ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs",1
"Tweet **** ? I am up to 10,000 tweets",1
Carol Vorderman cancelled her interivew with me... so now I have no proof against all you non-believers!,0
  i would love to come visit you in Korea.. next flight that is under 100 i am there!,1
Sad babies make for angsty writing,0
 IDK....I`m trapped at work all day,0
BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow  - Stavros Flatley all the way!,0
http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only  was there.,1
 my internet just crashed  i will ttytomorrow.,0
 Hello Gorgeous GIRL! Nice new pic!  HOw are you today,1
Have a nice day  ? http://blip.fm/~5z6y6,1
 awwwh u stuck in traffic  booo!,0
 I have been sick for like 5 days now...,0
Hear  full album preview during todays webcast!  #jonasnewsongs NO WAYYY I couldn`t `tune in`,0
sick on wifes bday= double,0
I make delicious pasta,1
Happy Star Wars Day everyone! May the 4th be with you all  ****,1
" You`re welcome, of course!",1
 aww I miss u too! Haven`t ate,0
playing with  on a cool new website... hopefully ready very soon,1
 I know.  I am definitely going to try and see Up this weekend.,1
Done some positive affirmation now back to the Japanese yay for bank holiday Monday,1
because it is too hot i am sleeping with the window open. just means all the noise will make me up early,0
So nice how Natalie taught Jameson 'why'!!!,1
<--has no internet for the weekend,0
 So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha  You are!!,1
" Yes,it`s beautiful and i`m fortunate to live in the thick of it..Very relaxing",1