Premise: Pans for this tale of four high-school boys and their quest to watch a Kiss  loud, vulgar, cartoonish, obnoxious, dizzying, disposable and more than a little bit shrill (Jim DeRogatis, the Chicago Sun-Times ).  a tongue-cam point of view from inside Gene Simmons' mouth.
Hypothesis: Kiss always performed in concert wearing suits and ties. 
Label: contradiction