text: Dad, I'm an alcoholic. C made with mematic No son, ve seen your room. Empty cans of White Claw... White claw. "Bubble Buzz's"..."Zero Calorie!?" Fucking "HARD SELTZER"!!??. Did your Mom cheat on me with Richard Simmons? Go drink 151 through a straw and chase it with bitchassness. mouthwash before you call yourself an alcoholic to me you little bundle of millennial vape puffing HCSK