text: Anakin Obi wan - wants to wear black a lot but refuses to eat cold pizza can't afford it - can't figure out this 'social media' nonsense - has the high ground now -(probably gay) - doesn't study for exams - probably listens to PlatD Sidious stays indoors too much - takes terrible selfies - avoids the dentist with a feverish passion -wears black too much Yoda - says 'hmm' every other sentence - is a cool grandpa with a facebook - will eat cold pizza Padme -won't stop buying clothes - will eat cold pizza - can argue for feminism while asleep Sand - coarse - rough - irritating -gets everywhere