text: * Le me at a club with a hooker * Hi gorgeous have you already had dinner? * Is that so? Waiter! * What can I get you sir? Botte * Actually I haven't. I'm really starved. *(Thinking aloud) Wow Derp is such a nice guy. He will treat me to dinner unlike those jerks before. *Can you get me a girl who has already eaten dinner? ED *ccckkkkk!!!! FFFFTTECHN C CHIFFFF PFFFFTCH FFFFFTT CHHT PFFCHH CHH CHHCH