text: Me the night after at a guys place I just met "Ok, cya" le kitchen table "so, I am off to work, just close the door when you leave." "before I leave, I still need to go number 2" (poop) "DAMMIT THE TOILET IS BROKEN!!!!" After trying everything, I had to fish out the poo with a glove and put it in a plastic bag no thinking, I put the bag on the table while cleaning the glove finally, on the way home I will throw the bag away so he won't find it click but wait, where is the..... ".............." "..............." ".......fuuuuuuu" ....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu le (shitty) end