text: but.. but... how?? I dont remember shit! Just kidding! FOR comin' home last night, 4 am, pissdrunk So you were drunk? le breakfaast* soooo.. you were pretty wasted last night? I went to the toilet in the mittle of the night, you were masturbating to an image of your aunt nelly on the kitchen floor... when I told you to go to bed you I called me your bitch... Oh god! Dad I am 500 sorry! Please don't tell anyone! impm