text: Ancient Athenian fuckboi starter pack. Looks like this *Votes for the Oligarchs while his parents sell Cabbages* "Anyway, here's the Odyssey" Syracuse "Won't shut up about his trip to Thinks Diogenes is cool and edgy Claims that Alcibiades used to have a crush on him Claims he's a misogynist, but secretly respects the fuck out of women Hits on every guy at the Dionysia, next day says the bartender forgot to water down his wine Says Plato's republic "could never work in real life" but hasn't read it *Brags about his tiny penis, but he actually has a massive barbaric dong*